Contest #880


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Ticking? Actually I find your breathing more annoying. 1.7480 0.05824 250 145 23 82
1 Oh my, I just noticed the time. 1.7032 0.01745 1944 949 623 372
2 I think you’re making things out to be bigger than they are. 1.6669 0.01766 1807 910 589 308
3 My patients used to complain that I kept looking at my watch. 1.6634 0.01738 1836 922 610 304
4 Jerry, is the big clock in the room with us now? 1.6549 0.01919 1695 922 436 337
5 Well, well, well, would you look at the time. 1.6445 0.02201 1145 593 366 186
6 I must warn you, it’s an alarm clock. 1.6443 0.01760 1881 1001 548 332
7 I considered a cuckoo clock, but that might seem insensitive. 1.6397 0.01714 2018 1092 561 365
8 In the time remaining, I want you to think about the time remaining. 1.6293 0.01699 1988 1075 575 338
9 Yes, I bill by the minute. Why do you ask? 1.6185 0.01751 1793 965 547 281
10 Just to be clear: are you having ‘hallucinations, big time’, or ‘big time hallucinations’” 1.6142 0.01934 1498 820 436 242
11 And when did you start feeling inadequate about the size of your clock? 1.6124 0.02299 1130 641 286 203
12 Used to have a cuckoo clock, but patients got offended. 1.6065 0.01789 1855 1059 467 329
13 So I misheard you, and your problem isn't having a small clock? 1.5988 0.01843 1797 1053 412 332
14 Not sure why you're fixated on its size, maybe that's something we should explore? 1.5959 0.01958 1351 733 431 187
15 So, I hear you saying you feel that you're constantly pressed for time. Where do you think that feeling comes from? 1.5922 0.01752 1670 907 537 226
16 I guess I really should get glasses. 1.5887 0.01880 1877 1167 315 395
17 It’s not the size of the clock that matters, Peter. 1.5865 0.02076 1260 710 361 189
18 Now, I don't want you to feel rushed, ... 1.5851 0.01694 1769 968 567 234
19 Costco. 1.5847 0.02026 1411 823 351 237
20 We felt it was best to replace the cuckoo clock. 1.5815 0.01816 1694 976 451 267
21 Ignore the clock. 1.5793 0.01904 1519 872 414 233
22 What do you want to say with your last 21 dollars? 1.5776 0.02639 793 457 214 122
23 It doesn't work. Time heals nothing, Dan. 1.5748 0.01876 1524 870 432 222
24 The Freudians say, "Sometimes a clock is just a clock." 1.5707 0.01856 1428 789 463 176
25 Not to worry. It’s only fallen once. 1.5687 0.01925 1382 780 418 184
26 I found that this helped my patients to not look down at their phones so often. 1.5681 0.01967 1343 764 395 184
27 It is to remind us that time is fleeting, and, for me, that it is billable. 1.5628 0.02293 963 546 292 125
28 Just try to relax. 1.5613 0.02015 1215 683 382 150
29 I'm playing pickleball at 6:15. 1.5609 0.02305 1239 799 185 255
30 I find it's easier than saying, "Our time is up." 1.5586 0.02029 1194 673 375 146
31 I mean, does anybody really know what time it is? 1.5583 0.02077 1184 679 349 156
32 Glancing at my watch gave some clients anxiety, so I’m trying this. 1.5575 0.02048 1182 670 365 147
33 I used to have a little cuckoo clock, but some clients took offense. 1.5573 0.02184 1177 706 286 185
34 I got it when I started charging by the minute. 1.5569 0.02136 1151 670 321 160
35 You and the clock have my undivided attention. 1.5552 0.02312 951 547 280 124
36 Is the looming deadline in the room with us right now?” 1.5500 0.02469 1060 688 161 211
37 I'm a big time therapist. 1.5497 0.02235 1057 624 285 148
38 You seem to be having trouble just being in the present. 1.5489 0.02200 1033 596 307 130
39 I can help you, big time. 1.5470 0.02265 1022 604 277 141
40 I thought a Cuckoo Clock would be inappropriate 1.5457 0.02445 962 594 211 157
41 Things often seem bigger than they actually are. 1.5431 0.02279 963 561 281 121
42 Don't worry about the time. 1.5428 0.02423 888 527 240 121
43 It seemed like a good idea until I had to replace the battery. 1.5397 0.02390 932 561 239 132
44 Let's focus on the time you have left. 1.5375 0.02314 906 526 273 107
45 And what makes you feel I am more concerned our session does not go over? 1.5368 0.02318 896 519 273 104
46 In all my years, you're the first person to comment on it. 1.5356 0.02404 885 527 242 116
47 It was a gift from my six o'clock client. 1.5350 0.02501 886 547 204 135
48 It's a gift from a watchmaker after I helped him get over his delusions of grandeur. 1.5345 0.02521 870 537 201 132
49 In your intake forms, you said you were looking for a big time therapist. 1.5341 0.02445 850 506 234 110
50 I have a dinner reservation at 6. On the count of 10 you will awaken refreshed and write me a check. 1.5332 0.02432 859 512 236 111
51 Well, sometimes a clock is just a clock. 1.5320 0.02436 844 501 237 106
52 So, to summarize, the big hand is your father, the little hand is you, and the second hand is your life going in meaningless circles. 1.5287 0.02599 785 480 195 110
53 Take all the time you need as long as you are done in the next seven minutes. 1.5283 0.02479 814 486 226 102
54 With your remaining seven minutes talk to me about your mother”. 1.5276 0.02529 798 481 213 104
55 Oh. Wow! I just noticed the time!! 1.5268 0.02576 784 477 201 106
56 No, it's not a metaphor, actually. 1.5245 0.02463 774 453 236 85
57 Last week you said checking my watch was distracting, so I’m not sure what you want from me here. 1.5240 0.02491 771 455 228 88
58 Well technically you’re under the clock not on it. 1.5220 0.02476 751 438 234 79
59 I've expanded my hours. 1.5182 0.02640 716 434 193 89
60 I'm told it makes my prices seem smaller. 1.5181 0.02482 718 415 234 69
61 It's actually later than you think 1.5175 0.02603 713 427 203 83
62 We have seven minutes left. We can use this time for you to nap or we can continue talking about how tired you are. 1.5170 0.02651 704 426 192 86
63 Clients were complaining that I was looking at my watch too much. 1.5152 0.02577 691 407 212 72
64 I just felt it was distracting when I would look at my watch. 1.5152 0.02657 691 417 192 82
65 Let me assure you that I am a big time therapist. 1.5132 0.02635 682 408 198 76
66 I got tired of trying to look at my watch discreetly. 1.5125 0.02588 681 402 209 70
67 I don't know. What time do you think it is? 1.5114 0.02768 657 404 170 83
68 We really maximized the time today. 1.5086 0.03061 643 429 101 113
69 I see our time is almost up, so I suppose I should get to the nub of this session. Trevor, grow the fuck up. 1.5085 0.02901 647 413 139 95
70 Just focus on the now. 1.5075 0.02768 601 359 179 63
71 We've still got two minutes. Tell me about all of the successes in your life. 1.5072 0.02908 623 393 144 86
72 Yes, our time is up. Next session, we will discuss why you are not wearing pants. 1.5063 0.02988 632 411 122 99
73 And why do you think you have trouble staying in the moment? 1.5049 0.02767 616 373 175 68
74 What time do you feel it is? 1.5048 0.02826 626 388 160 78
75 I'm sorry. I thought you said you always wanted a huge "clock." 1.5041 0.02974 617 397 129 91
76 It's simultaneously a reminder of your fleeting mortality and my growing wealth. 1.5033 0.02965 600 381 136 83
77 Yes, Harry, time is an illusion. Try not to make a big deal out of it. 1.5017 0.02798 580 348 173 59
78 Well, to me it' doesn't say that there are only 7 minutes left - it says that 53 minutes are over! 1.5008 0.02745 605 364 179 62
79 I found that glancing at my watch was distracting to my patients 1.5000 0.03090 554 354 123 77
80 No hurry, why? 1.4983 0.02725 576 340 185 51
81 Try not to think so much about the time. 1.4983 0.02918 576 358 149 69
82 I’m here for you! Oh. I see we’re almost out of time. 1.4983 0.02894 574 354 154 66
83 Let's circle back to your your fixation with time. 1.4973 0.02795 559 333 174 52
84 So tell me why you feel your time is limited? 1.4972 0.02870 545 328 163 54
85 Don’t worry about it. It’s my biological clock. 1.4945 0.03020 542 340 136 66
86 Actually, I bill by the second, not the hour. 1.4930 0.02959 568 358 140 70
87 I find it helps my clients get to the point. 1.4917 0.02830 543 326 167 50
88 It was a gift from your insurance carrier. 1.4917 0.03127 543 352 115 76
89 After we're done talking about your mother, maybe you can help me change the battery on this thing. 1.4907 0.02968 538 334 144 60
90 You said, "It's nearly sex.". Tell me more. 1.4906 0.03074 532 338 127 67
91 Oh, look at the time. 1.4901 0.02964 553 347 141 65
92 You say you can't find the time, but perhaps you're looking in the wrong place. 1.4896 0.03025 527 330 136 61
93 Take your time-I charge by the second. 1.4886 0.02949 528 325 148 55
94 Some patients objected to the cuckoo clock 1.4885 0.03202 524 343 106 75
95 I used to have a cuckoo clock there, but it offended some of my patients. 1.4885 0.03059 522 329 131 62
96 I see. In our remaining 2 minutes and 56 seconds, let's wrap up the root causes of your despair. 1.4885 0.02982 520 321 144 55
97 It helps me stay in the moment. 1.4863 0.02886 512 308 159 45
98 Just ignore that… 1.4850 0.03077 501 314 131 56
99 I find that my younger patients don't know what the hell it is. 1.4841 0.03251 504 331 102 71
100 We have roughly 7 minutes left. Tell me about your mother. 1.4841 0.03174 502 323 115 64
101 It’s from my mother, to remind me of my ticking biological clock. 1.4841 0.03199 502 325 111 66
102 You might want to leave before the alarm goes off. 1.4820 0.03133 500 319 121 60
103 I suppose it could convey the relentless march of time toward death, Mr. Peterson; but to me it's a refreshing reminder that time is money. 1.4816 0.03216 488 315 111 62
104 Yes, of course I'm totally listening....for another 6 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.4810 0.03211 447 279 121 47
105 It's called a clock. My older patients find comfort in it for some reason. 1.4802 0.02973 481 292 147 42
106 It keeps people from looking at their phones. 1.4775 0.03169 467 295 121 51
107 Well, look at the time. 1.4774 0.03293 465 302 104 59
108 I find it encourages people to get to the damn point. 1.4774 0.03251 465 299 110 56
109 No, it's not a working clock. I had it set that way to remind us all that our time is almost up. Now, what were you saying about your anxiety? 1.4748 0.03234 457 292 113 52
110 Therapy is a two-way street. I respect my patients crippling emotional problems,and they respect my need to make it to happy hour. 1.4739 0.03204 460 293 116 51
111 I think of the second hand as a dollar sign. 1.4737 0.03269 456 294 108 54
112 I need to warn you, It’s an alarm clock too. 1.4737 0.03194 456 289 118 49
113 Any other fascinating issues you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds? 1.4735 0.03153 452 283 124 45
114 Did you ever consider that the third hand is called the second hand? 1.4731 0.03471 446 299 83 64
115 So your father never had time for you? This seems like a good place to stop for the day 1.4731 0.03152 446 278 125 43
116 This has been a big hour for you. 1.4727 0.03095 476 300 127 49
117 It is from Texas. 1.4717 0.03289 441 283 108 50
118 At first I thought it was overkill too, but you'd be amazed how much faster folks get to the point. 1.4703 0.03337 438 284 102 52
119 Makes the fifty-minute hour seem longer and more reasonable 1.4691 0.03131 437 271 127 39
120 My younger clients think it's abstract art. 1.4684 0.03302 427 273 108 46
121 My college-aged clients don't know what it is 1.4670 0.03499 424 283 84 57
122 Let’s talk about your OCD for the next six minutes and 57 seconds. 1.4668 0.03447 422 278 91 53
123 We’ve found that charging by the second yields better results. 1.4638 0.03428 414 271 94 49
124 We thought that digital would be too distracting. 1.4634 0.03239 410 257 116 37
125 I think you misheard me Doctor - I didn't want a bigger CLOCK. 1.4613 0.03672 388 262 73 53
126 5 more minutes till you can start to tell me something really important so I can cut you off dramatically and carelessly. 1.4612 0.03415 399 258 98 43
127 Try not to focus on how much time we have left. 1.4604 0.03491 404 267 88 49
128 Well, why do YOU think there's a giant clock on the wall? 1.4597 0.03524 385 252 89 44
129 It's a gift from a patient who said they appreciated me big time. 1.4584 0.03351 397 254 104 39
130 Does anyone really know what time it is? 1.4574 0.03334 387 245 107 35
131 You know what they say; big hands, big clock. 1.4564 0.03546 390 259 84 47
132 You know what they say about big hands 1.4543 0.03418 383 247 98 38
133 Times about up so we'll have to stick to "yes" or "no" questions. 1.4541 0.03308 381 240 109 32
134 It looked smaller online. 1.4541 0.03451 381 247 95 39
135 Why yes, I am a big-time therapist. 1.4533 0.03612 375 250 80 45
136 No it’s the same clock. I just got smaller furniture. 1.4514 0.03525 370 242 89 39
137 For the next eight minutes I’d like to explore why you continue to suffer from deadline anxiety. 1.4514 0.03627 370 247 79 44
138 And if you think that's big, wait until you see my hourly rate. 1.4505 0.03630 364 242 80 42
139 Just wait till you see my bill. 1.4494 0.03603 356 234 84 38
140 You complained that I kept looking at my watch. 1.4492 0.03455 374 243 94 37
141 Please explain to me why you seem particularly anxious about the passage of time. 1.4484 0.03388 368 235 101 32
142 It adjusts to the size of my client's egos. 1.4457 0.03556 350 228 88 34
143 Rob, it seems the more you lie about your feelings the bigger the clock gets. 1.4448 0.03646 353 235 79 39
144 In your fantasy, what is the little hand touching? 1.4419 0.03645 353 236 78 39
145 I find it helps add to the atmosphere of existential dread AND I got a killer deal on it. 1.4419 0.03552 344 224 88 32
146 What time do you want it to be? 1.4417 0.03906 283 184 73 26
147 So let’s explore your feeling of impending doom. 1.4398 0.03567 332 215 88 29
148 It's 5:53. You have $33.26 left in your session. 1.4392 0.03554 337 219 88 30
149 You've a deep fear of your own mortality... but sadly, you're almost out of time. 1.4388 0.03716 335 224 75 36
150 And I can promise you this: You will never catch me looking at my watch. 1.4388 0.03740 335 225 73 37
151 Give me the short version. 1.4380 0.03432 347 223 96 28
152 I hate to tell you this, but size does matter. 1.4377 0.03614 329 215 84 30
153 It was on sale at Grand Central Station. Why? 1.4369 0.03799 325 219 70 36
154 Oops… looks like the time has snuck up on us again. 1.4366 0.03513 339 220 90 29
155 I stole it from Grand Central. 1.4364 0.03707 330 220 76 34
156 Seven minutes to six. Why? 1.4352 0.03627 324 212 83 29
157 Time is up. We'll pick up with "my mother stood over my father with an axe. 1.4348 0.03655 368 253 70 45
158 Trust me. You were late. 1.4345 0.03938 336 236 54 46
159 If you think the tics are loud, just wait until you hear the chimes. 1.4340 0.03701 318 210 78 30
160 It's to remind you that time is fleeting and that you are just a spec of dust in the whole meaningless realm of existence. 1.4331 0.03816 314 211 70 33
161 No there isn’t a giant cuckoo. We don’t use that word here. 1.4324 0.03729 333 225 72 36
162 Try to move past the phallic imagery, Justin. 1.4313 0.03517 313 200 91 22
163 I’’d like to explore why you’re so focused on the clock, but I’m afraid we’re almost out of time. 1.4304 0.03913 309 211 63 35
164 It encourages you to get to the point. 1.4300 0.03622 307 199 84 24
165 You have my full attention for the next 196 seconds. 1.4295 0.03638 312 204 82 26
166 Patients complained I was constantly looking at my wristwatch. 1.4281 0.03971 327 231 52 44
167 surprisingly only two AA 1.4281 0.03863 320 220 63 37
168 What do you think makes you tense during our sessions? 1.4281 0.03886 306 208 65 33
169 I think we've made some big-time progress today. 1.4277 0.03692 325 218 75 32
170 That was an expensive nap. 1.4272 0.03809 302 202 71 29
171 Where do you think these crushing feelings of being small come from? 1.4267 0.03678 307 202 79 26
172 It chimes ‘Cha-Ching’ at the top of the hour.” 1.4267 0.03827 300 201 70 29
173 My patients always want more time, so I got a bigger clock. 1.4267 0.03798 300 200 72 28
174 No, Mr Smith. Freud never said anything about "clock envy"... 1.4262 0.03786 298 198 73 27
175 Something tells me our session is nearly over. 1.4245 0.03642 318 211 79 28
176 Now that we’ve reached the end of your session, it’s time for the LIGHTNING ROUND!! Ways your mother failed to love you: GO! 1.4241 0.03974 316 222 54 40
177 And no one notices these aren’t my degrees. 1.4238 0.04032 302 211 54 37
178 Let’s try not to focus on how much time we have left. 1.4236 0.03837 314 215 65 34
179 Does the phrase 'my hourly rate doubles after 6 p.m.' help you resolve your issues? 1.4232 0.04152 293 207 48 38
180 I meant to say, "large clock." That's what we call, a Freudian slip. 1.4227 0.04594 220 151 45 24
181 When do the drugs kick in? 1.4224 0.03739 303 202 74 27
182 You'll know they've kicked in when it starts to look like a Dali painting. 1.4211 0.04061 285 197 56 32
183 Relax. Think of me as a friend, not some big time doctor. 1.4207 0.03795 290 193 72 25
184 Don’t worry. The alarm is set to vibrate. 1.4205 0.03661 283 183 81 19
185 If it bothers you we can have the elephant in the room stand in front of it 1.4205 0.04203 283 200 47 36
186 Here, the crushing weight of time isn’t just a figure of speech. 1.4205 0.03695 283 184 79 20
187 That’s just the doomsday clock, don’t worry about that. Now tell me more about your anxiety. 1.4202 0.04059 307 218 49 40
188 Clients don’t like it when I check my watch during a session. 1.4201 0.04003 269 181 63 25
189 If you have the money, I have the time. 1.4201 0.03631 319 213 78 28
190 “What would you like to say in our last two minutes and fifty six seconds together?” 1.4195 0.03721 298 198 75 25
191 And why do you feel rushed? 1.4192 0.03938 291 199 62 30
192 But do you see it as half an hour gone, or half an hour left? 1.4190 0.04039 284 196 57 31
193 You think you have anxiety now , wait till the 6 o'clock alarm. 1.4184 0.03934 282 191 64 27
194 Yeah, well. You should hear the alarm. 1.4184 0.03878 294 200 65 29
195 Hindsight is 20/20 but my vision is not. 1.4173 0.03668 278 180 80 18
196 Oh that’s just for me, ignore it. You were saying? 1.4172 0.03831 302 206 66 30
197 Well, your time is almost up, and you really don't want to be here when that alarm goes off. 1.4167 0.04026 288 200 56 32
198 You're not the only one with an annoying tic. 1.4167 0.04092 276 191 55 30
199 Today we're going to dive deeper into your chronophobia." 1.4167 0.03446 336 222 88 26
200 And why do you think you're so preoccupied with life passing you by? 1.4164 0.04006 281 193 59 29
201 And how does knowing our time is almost up make you feel? 1.4158 0.03863 279 187 68 24
202 Why do you keep looking at the clock? 1.4158 0.03995 279 191 60 28
203 What makes you think I refer to you as 'my 5 O'clock'? 1.4143 0.03819 280 187 70 23
204 Can we wrap this up? I have a six o’clock with Harold Lloyd. 1.4139 0.03990 273 186 61 26
205 We can probably squeeze in thoughts of inadequacy, but not your mother 1.4130 0.03891 276 186 66 24
206 You could still submit a caption. 1.4127 0.03925 315 223 54 38
207 I was told the cuckoo clock was inappropriate. 1.4126 0.04032 269 184 59 26
208 Time might not be on your side... 1.4118 0.03569 272 174 84 14
209 This way, I won’t make you nervous by looking at my watch. 1.4113 0.03821 265 175 71 19
210 My clients were complaining that I looked at my watch too often. 1.4111 0.03845 270 180 69 21
211 You think the clock’s annoying, wait until you hear the alarm. 1.4106 0.04167 263 183 52 28
212 Sometimes a big hand is just a big hand. 1.4106 0.04132 263 182 54 27
213 Most people leave before the alarm goes off. 1.4104 0.04006 268 183 60 25
214 No pressure, but in the seven minutes we have left could we return to the issue of why you believe it’s appropriate not to wear pants to our sessions? 1.4103 0.04374 273 199 36 38
215 The producers of 60 Minutes had a garage sale. 1.4091 0.04189 264 185 50 29
216 Forget about time for just one minute. 1.4091 0.04154 264 184 52 28
217 I don’t know… I just feel like I can see my life ticking away right in front of me 1.4088 0.03881 296 205 61 30
218 No, you're not paranoid. It's the mother of all clocks. 1.4087 0.04091 323 239 36 48
219 No pressure David, we have time. 1.4083 0.03665 289 192 76 21
220 Oh, that's for me. It's biological. 1.4079 0.03891 304 213 58 33
221 I’m a big time shrink. 1.4073 0.04128 275 194 50 31
222 Heavy handed?... in what way? 1.4064 0.03914 283 195 61 27
223 Enough with your childhood - let's get into the Lightning Round. 1.4057 0.03901 281 193 62 26
224 Before we start, let's take a look at the Doomsday Clock. 1.4055 0.04198 254 177 51 26
225 I get that you’re paid by the hour, but is the “Cha-ching!” alarm necessary? 1.4055 0.04123 254 175 55 24
226 Ok, Steve. Last thirty years in 7 minutes. Go! 1.4055 0.04047 254 173 59 22
227 Believe me, you don’t want to be here when the alarm goes off. 1.4054 0.04065 259 178 57 24
228 Imagine you're at a calm, distant, municipal swimming pool 1.4048 0.03870 252 167 68 17
229 If you didn't feel better after 50 minutes, it's probably just not going to happen today. 1.4045 0.03730 309 213 67 29
230 I thought a taxi meter would be too crass. 1.4039 0.03995 255 173 61 21
231 It looked smaller in the catalog. 1.4038 0.04138 265 186 51 28
232 I took over this office from an Optometrist. 1.4032 0.04017 253 172 60 21
233 I wish we could ignore the passing of time but that second-hand breeze is so annoying. 1.4024 0.03932 246 164 65 17
234 Something tells me we're nearing the end of the hour. 1.4017 0.04096 239 162 58 19
235 What makes you think I charge by the minute. 1.4016 0.04101 249 171 56 22
236 Yes, those are New York minutes. 1.4016 0.04331 249 177 44 28
237 Many find it motivational on several levels. 1.4008 0.03961 247 166 63 18
238 The size is an attempt to make up for the 50-minute hour. 1.4008 0.04083 247 169 57 21
239 Sorry, the ‘cha-ching’ sound effect wasn’t supposed to go off for another 7 minutes 1.4008 0.04356 247 176 43 28
240 Yes, I have my own obsessions. 1.4000 0.03823 260 174 68 18
241 You never noticed it before now...? 1.4000 0.04049 260 180 56 24
242 Tell me more about your dread of looming deadlines. 1.3994 0.03647 328 229 67 32
243 It helps keep me focused. 1.3992 0.03989 248 168 61 19
244 ''That's not for timing my patients -- that's for timing my patience'' 1.3984 0.04130 256 179 52 25
245 It 's a 50-minute hour. 1.3983 0.04055 231 155 60 16
246 Time’s up. 1.3982 0.03999 339 255 33 51
247 Trust me; you don't want to be here when the alarm goes off! 1.3976 0.04252 249 176 47 26
248 Sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. 1.3969 0.03967 257 176 60 21
249 You haven't said anything for 53 minutes, soon your insurance will require me to declare you dead, and I can go home. 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
250 Yes, it is intimidating, but when you call up a childhood memory, it runs counterclockwise. 1.3966 0.04158 237 163 54 20
251 That tells me when your insurance runs out. 1.3966 0.04395 232 164 44 24
252 Well, would you look at the time?! 1.3961 0.04214 255 181 47 27
253 Yes, I'm a big-time therapist. 1.3960 0.04123 250 174 53 23
254 On your mark, get set, vent! 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
255 Okay, tell me WHY it ticks you off. 1.3950 0.04144 238 164 54 20
256 BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME LAST TIME WHEN I SAID OUR TIME IS UP!” 1.3948 0.04207 233 161 52 20
257 Your problems ceased to be my problems 3 minutes ago. 1.3948 0.04294 233 163 48 22
258 Well, I don’t know, Gene—do YOU see a big clock? 1.3941 0.03946 269 187 58 24
259 Well I figured, since we’ll both be watching it anyway… 1.3922 0.04128 232 159 55 18
260 You see a clock? I just see money. 1.3922 0.04173 255 181 48 26
261 It runs on one AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA battery. 1.3913 0.04627 230 169 32 29
262 We still have 2 minutes. How's your sex life? 1.3913 0.04586 230 168 34 28
263 I chose it in proportion to my hourly rate. 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
264 I find it helps patients get to the point. 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
265 …and what do you think ‘having big hands’ means? 1.3911 0.04169 225 154 54 17
266 What wall clock? 1.3908 0.04224 238 167 49 22
267 Time is up? Really? I’m a millennial and don’t know how to read clocks without numbers. 1.3908 0.04469 238 173 37 28
268 What time do YOU think it is? 1.3898 0.04031 254 177 55 22
269 Is there one last thought you'd like to share? 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
270 Is the big penis on the 10 or the 11? 1.3894 0.04473 226 162 40 24
271 Actually, I just have very poor eyesight" 1.3884 0.04032 224 151 59 14
272 No. It works. It's not a metaphor. 1.3881 0.04437 219 155 43 21
273 It captures the sense of dread caused by the relentless march of time and the vanity of human defiance,while reminding patients that I have a dinner date. 1.3880 0.04153 250 177 49 24
274 ...but the genie misheard me, so now I have an enormous clock. 1.3879 0.04594 232 171 32 29
275 No really, I am listening! 1.3877 0.04232 227 158 50 19
276 Harold. Our time is up. You have to wake up now. 1.3874 0.04393 222 157 44 21
277 Trust me—I don’t have more than five minutes of empathy and understanding left. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
278 Oh, look! Our time is largely up. 1.3872 0.04085 235 162 55 18
279 What makes you think it's seven minutes to six? 1.3872 0.04302 235 167 45 23
280 No, no symbolism, just a big clock. 1.3870 0.04147 230 159 53 18
281 Well, would you just look at the time! 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
282 Do you have a seven minute childhood trauma you’d like to get off your chest? 1.3860 0.04352 228 162 44 22
283 Well, you said you always wanted to make the big time. 1.3857 0.04513 223 161 38 24
284 Oh, don’t pay any attention to the clock. 1.3846 0.04396 234 169 40 25
285 You asked for a big time therapist, and you got it! 1.3846 0.04312 234 167 44 23
286 You think I should go digital?" 1.3836 0.04288 219 153 48 18
287 Oh, that’s just my biological clock. 1.3836 0.04288 219 153 48 18
288 Where do you see yourself in 8 minutes? 1.3836 0.04385 219 155 44 20
289 If you could, which hand would you be? 1.3834 0.04074 253 179 51 23
290 You still have $31.25 left in this session. 1.3833 0.04227 227 159 49 19
291 Time is the biggest thing on your side right now 1.3832 0.04308 214 149 48 17
292 So in the seven minutes remaining, can you think of any reason for why you feel so rushed and pressured? 1.3832 0.04555 214 154 38 22
293 As you can see, time flies even when you’re miserable. 1.3832 0.04358 214 150 46 18
294 Ignore it. It's just a reminder I charge by the minute. 1.3829 0.04388 222 158 43 21
295 ......$128.75, $129, $129.25, $129.50..... 1.3825 0.04265 217 151 49 17
296 I hadn't noticed but, you're right, our time is up. 1.3824 0.04043 238 165 55 18
297 So you keep having these feelings that time is money, 1.3822 0.04390 225 161 42 22
298 Not to rush you, but it's almost $500. 1.3822 0.04524 225 164 36 25
299 So, when did you first start feeling anxious about time? 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
300 That's not actually one of your cognitive distortions. It's just a big clock. 1.3820 0.04192 233 164 49 20
301 Oh my! What big hands you have. 1.3818 0.03970 220 148 60 12
302 Don't get comfortable. 1.3815 0.03999 249 174 55 20
303 oh the clock? yeah i always forget it is there. 1.3814 0.04391 215 152 44 19
304 Given what happened at our last session, I've shut the alarm off this time. 1.3807 0.04584 218 159 35 24
305 Try not to watch the clock 1.3807 0.04491 218 157 39 22
306 Now you don't have to keep looking at your phone. 1.3801 0.04109 221 152 54 15
307 I'm aware of the time. 1.3792 0.04144 240 170 49 21
308 We only have twenty dollars left. 1.3791 0.04548 211 152 38 21
309 Now can you tell me why the little hand seems to be speaking to you? 1.3791 0.04499 211 151 40 20
310 It helps my patients picture ten bucks a minute. 1.3791 0.04187 211 145 52 14
311 No rush. 1.3790 0.03966 248 173 56 19
312 I call it “tick-talk” therapy 1.3783 0.04359 230 166 41 23
313 It's designed to instill a sense of urgency. Very quickly, how does that make you feel? 1.3780 0.04191 246 177 45 24
314 So tell me why it is that you feel your time in life is running out. 1.3778 0.04200 225 158 49 18
315 No, no. That matters, big time. 1.3778 0.04293 225 160 45 20
316 Tell me more about how you’re feeling crushed under the weight of time. 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
317 Of course I’m paying attention. 1.3772 0.04066 228 158 54 16
318 You have $35.99 worth left, if you care to use it. 1.3771 0.04234 236 169 45 22
319 I got sick of saying “That’s all the time we have today.” 1.3762 0.04356 210 148 45 17
320 Have you noticed anything new since the last visit when you overstayed your appointment? 1.3761 0.04631 226 169 29 28
321 It's almost time to bring up something you prefer not to talk about. 1.3756 0.04537 205 147 39 19
322 Tell me about your mother. And be brief. 1.3756 0.04463 213 153 40 20
323 We decided to call it Overtime. Many patients frowned on Sudden Death. 1.3744 0.04216 227 161 47 19
324 What gives you the impression I'm overly focused on my billing? 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
325 You see, time is on your side 1.3744 0.04404 203 143 44 16
326 Is the second hand necessary? 1.3738 0.04412 206 146 43 17
327 Tell me about a time when you felt rushed or pressured. 1.3738 0.04622 206 150 35 21
328 My patients complained that I was always checking my watch. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
329 I'm sorry, your existential crisis is up. 1.3731 0.04599 201 145 37 19
330 Why do you think it’s so big? 1.3731 0.04377 201 141 45 15
331 Wow, would you look at the time! 1.3731 0.04758 201 148 31 22
332 Freud called it his big motherf***ing clock 1.3731 0.04862 201 150 27 24
333 You can admire it all you want but it’s my job to find out what makes YOU tick. 1.3728 0.04154 228 161 49 18
334 It’s for my ‘fear of bifocals’ group. 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
335 I didn’t say I was licensed. I said I was a big-time therapist. 1.3706 0.04827 197 146 29 22
336 We need to wind it up for today. 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
337 It looked smaller online and returning is such a hassle. 1.3706 0.04195 197 135 51 11
338 Would you look at the time? 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
339 You should hear the alarm. 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
340 Don't worry. It's on your side. 1.3705 0.04344 224 162 41 21
341 Sorry, I hadn't noticed the time. 1.3700 0.04611 200 145 36 19
342 I always thought the term "shrink" was a bit reductive 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
343 Take your time, we still have 116 seconds. 1.3697 0.04280 211 149 46 16
344 And where do you think this stress is coming from? 1.3696 0.04435 230 170 35 25
345 I call that my cuckoo clock. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
346 My grandfather carried it with him all through World War Two. He died of a massive hernia” 1.3692 0.04680 214 160 29 25
347 Six minutes to Happy Hour. 1.3689 0.04512 206 149 38 19
348 Yes, it would be extremely painful if it crushed you. But let’s just forget about that and focus on your morbid fear of death. 1.3684 0.04148 228 162 48 18
349 For the next $20 let's talk about your financial anxiety. 1.3680 0.03889 250 176 56 18
350 Do you get the feeling your life is just ticking away? 1.3679 0.04263 212 150 46 16
351 A good therapist needs 20-20 insight - not perfect eyesight. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
352 It increases anxiety and tightens up the schedule - a win/win I'd say. 1.3679 0.04786 193 142 31 20
353 Oh, the clock; I charge $120 an hour or $2 a minute. I just like to know how much I'm making listening to you. 1.3676 0.04595 204 149 35 20
354 Uh, huh. Could it be that you always think that people don't have time for you? 1.3674 0.04272 215 153 45 17
355 So tell me about this anxiety that you have, but make it quick. 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
356 The alarm is going to be quite startling. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
357 Well, I got sick of clients trying to see how mich time was left the without looking like they are. 1.3670 0.04230 218 155 46 17
358 When did you first believe the "little hand" had an inferiority complex? 1.3668 0.04678 199 146 33 20
359 Why do you feel rushed? 1.3665 0.04039 221 154 53 14
360 And that’s why they call me, “A big time psychologist “. 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
361 And what makes you say it looks like a clock? 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
362 I'll be honest. When I'm working, I need a constant reminder that time has not stopped. 1.3655 0.04248 197 137 48 12
363 Yes, I think we still have time for one of your psychopathic outbursts. 1.3651 0.04739 189 138 33 18
364 I'd have loved to help you on stress caused by time pressure, but I see we only have seven minutes left. 1.3649 0.04529 211 155 35 21
365 A gift from my accountant. 1.3649 0.04074 222 156 51 15
366 Well, I guess it all started with my grandfather… 1.3646 0.04891 181 133 30 18
367 We thought digital would be too distracting 1.3646 0.04626 192 139 36 17
368 For your next appointment you might want to throw on a pair of pants... 1.3641 0.04770 184 134 33 17
369 The good news is time is on your side. 1.3641 0.04398 206 148 41 17
370 And further more, you've strangely become fixated with time. 1.3632 0.04638 201 148 33 20
371 Try not to think about how much time is left.” 1.3628 0.04166 226 162 46 18
372 On your intake form, you noted you ‘need therapy, big time’. 1.3627 0.04372 204 146 42 16
373 What makes you think this will cost you big time? 1.3623 0.04327 207 148 43 16
374 In these last five minutes, would you like to reflect on your mortality? 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
375 This week we are going to focus on time management. 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
376 Why do YOU think that the little hand is bigger than the big hand? 1.3622 0.04809 185 136 31 18
377 Yeah, Freudian slip - I didn't intentionally google a 'big clock.' 1.3622 0.04989 185 139 25 21
378 I knew I needed a big time therapist 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
379 At 6 pm, you will wake, pay your bill in full, and leave my office pleased and content with your therapist. 1.3607 0.04458 183 129 42 12
380 We’re about to start the rapid fire round of questions. 1.3602 0.04212 236 173 41 22
381 Time's almost up. Let's talk about your suicide plans next time. 1.3600 0.04757 200 150 28 22
382 I see our time is almost fully erect. 1.3593 0.04736 231 181 17 33
383 I charge by the circumference. 1.3591 0.04557 181 129 39 13
384 I work on the theory that time is a great healer 1.3591 0.04133 181 123 51 7
385 It's a gift from my next patient. 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
386 Do you think it's a metaphor? 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
387 The hard part is finding 'F' size batteries 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
388 Now? Now bring up your chronophobia? 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
389 *So, Billy, when the big hand is on the twelve, we will stop talking about your feelings of infantilism and have a juice box before you skedaddle home." 1.3583 0.04766 187 138 31 18
390 I wanted to get the cuckoo clock, but, you know... 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
391 What is it, exactly, that is making you anxious? 1.3575 0.04418 193 138 41 14
392 Does anybody really know what time it is … Does anybody really care ? 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
393 You’ve definitely come to the right practice to resolve your time management issues. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
394 Next session we'll continue working on time management. 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
395 I found the Apple Watch distracting. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
396 Sometimes a huge clock is just a huge clock. 1.3564 0.04336 202 145 42 15
397 It’s what we were both thinking about anyhow. 1.3564 0.04103 202 141 50 11
398 I'm still getting used to having an office in the clock tower too. 1.3561 0.04508 205 151 35 19
399 It's just an other thing proving that size does not matter. 1.3560 0.04570 191 139 36 16
400 And STILL people ask me for the time. 1.3557 0.04636 194 143 33 18
401 I find that nothing focuses my patient's minds like the prospect of their hour being up. 1.3555 0.04363 211 154 39 18
402 Oh. I just got really tired of the Dali. 1.3555 0.04205 211 151 45 15
403 time is just an illusion. You have all the time in the world to accomplish... Oh look at that, our hour is up 1.3555 0.04363 211 154 39 18
404 So quiet you forget it’s there 1.3547 0.04318 203 146 42 15
405 I'm nearsighted, vain, and billing by the hour. 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
406 It's for my patients with anxiety. It illustrates the relentless, unstoppable march of time that leads always and only to our inevitable end. You have seven minutes left; anything else you'd like to talk about, today? 1.3542 0.04490 192 139 38 15
407 The giant diplomas arrive Tuesday 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
408 You seem distracted today, Melvin. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
409 The cuckoo clock was more subtle, but I was told it was no longer appropriate. 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
410 It’s a gift from Salvador Dalí after he finished therapy. 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
411 Trust me, we want to be out of here before it strikes six! 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
412 You just can't go on living like you have all the time in the world. 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
413 So this giant clock ticking away the moments of your life...is it in the room with us right now? 1.3533 0.04625 184 134 35 15
414 Freudian analyst: “Well, that’s very interesting how you heard that. What I actually said was, ‘George, I wonder if you’ve noticed my massive clock.’.” 1.3533 0.04996 184 140 23 21
415 I hadn’t noticed but your 50 minutes is up. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
416 I thought this would help you own your session. 1.3523 0.04409 193 139 40 14
417 Ignore the clock in the room. 1.3523 0.04270 176 122 46 8
418 Time cries when you're having Jung. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
419 Until you mentioned it I’ve never thought of it as an odd choice of art for my office. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
420 What do you think triggers your 'end of session' phobia? 1.3520 0.04652 196 146 31 19
421 The genie misheard my wish. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
422 I’m afraid we won’t have time for a breakthrough this week. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
423 You now feel like waking up and paying me $200. 1.3511 0.04425 188 135 40 13
424 Of course, I’m listening. 1.3511 0.04227 188 132 46 10
425 Clock? 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
426 You did mention that you wished we could have more time 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
427 Yes I do charge by the hour. Why do you ask? 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
428 Despite having to take 58 AA batteries, it's a wonderful timepiece. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
429 Well, just look at the time! 1.3500 0.04238 200 143 44 13
430 Well, you wanted more time in therapy. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
431 And yes, it does move slower when you watch it... 1.3495 0.04583 186 136 35 15
432 Hmm.. that's interesting... why do you think you see it as a clock? 1.3495 0.04389 186 133 41 12
433 What time would you like it to be? 1.3492 0.04654 189 140 32 17
434 It encourages my patients to get to the point. 1.3492 0.04209 189 133 46 10
435 Time may be an illusion, but I bill by the hour. 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
436 We have only a few minutes left, but in the time that remains, do you want to speak to this “immense” fear you have of time running out? 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
437 Yes Ben, it’s big 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
438 Beats me . But in seven minutes your not my problem anymore . 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
439 OK, in our last seven minutes can I ask you to rate your visit? 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
440 With some patients tempus doesn’t fugit fast enough. 1.3483 0.04660 178 130 34 14
441 If we stop now, you'll save $35. 1.3474 0.04386 190 137 40 13
442 Next session we must address your time urgency. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
443 There was a sale when the bank downsized. 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
444 Why do you feel everyone is only out for themselves? 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
445 ‘“Your mother shot who at home? Oops, times up. Do your calming breath exercises in the waiting room and I’ll see you next week.” 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
446 Yes, it's phallic. Everything is phallic. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
447 So, what worries you about the passing of time? 1.3466 0.04182 176 122 47 7
448 Wait until you see my hourly fees. 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
449 That's strange. Most people say they see a butterfly 1.3462 0.04714 182 135 31 16
450 Subtle. 1.3457 0.04479 188 137 37 14
451 What do YOU think that’s all about 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
452 Tell me more about your perception that people are always rushing you. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
453 The big hand is dollars and the small hand is results. 1.3452 0.05065 168 127 24 17
454 Now it’s time for the lightning round. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
455 All I know is when the big hand is at the top, you owe me $300. 1.3450 0.05067 171 130 23 18
456 "Our time is almost up"" This is the spot where you have five minutes left to tell me whatever it is that we were avoiding talking about." 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
457 I wouldn't worry. In fact, you're not my only patient concerned about the size of his clock. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
458 I SAID, would you LOOK at the TIME. 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
459 I'm more engaged if I don't have to keep looking at my watch. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
460 I heard you were a big time therapist.. 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
461 What I don't understand is this obsession about time slipping away from you. 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
462 A gift from a patient who believed he was Dali. I straightened him out. 1.3434 0.04417 166 117 41 8
463 Time does appear to be on your side. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
464 I'm thinking of changing it to dollars. That'd be easier for everyone. 1.3434 0.05107 166 126 23 17
465 That’s a new record. Fifty-three minutes before blaming everything on your mother. 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
466 It's five o'clock somewhere... 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
467 My accountant got it for me. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
468 Oh that? Don't worry about that - it just helps me unwind. 1.3424 0.04733 184 138 29 17
469 Like I mentioned on the phone. I’m a big-time therapist. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
470 What clock? Oh,that one doesn’t work. 1.3420 0.04072 193 136 48 9
471 We’re now working on promptness and boundaries 1.3416 0.03953 202 142 51 9
472 You've got a nervous tick 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
473 I’m not the kind of therapist who stares at her watch. 1.3415 0.05002 164 123 26 15
474 It’s time. 1.3415 0.05076 164 124 24 16
475 It's so we can know when to begin a meaningful exchange just before I say, 'sorry, our time is up'. 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
476 Why do you think you can’t relax? 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
477 No, no! It's not just you! Most of my patients feel a sense of dread about the relentless passing of time. 1.3405 0.04455 185 135 37 13
478 It's just for show. We're done when I'm bored. 1.3402 0.04492 194 144 34 16
479 It would be rude to check my watch. 1.3401 0.04501 197 147 33 17
480 I see we’re almost out of time. 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
481 It's on loan from the Harold Lloyd Museum. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
482 What makes you think you blow things out of proportion? 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
483 Harold, you do realize you're making progress big time, right? 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
484 Questions will now be true or false so we can finish on time. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
485 It was a gift from my accountant. 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
486 I appreciate that it’s art, but I still feel like you’re trying to tell me something. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
487 No, I don’t think it’s pointing at you. 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
488 Next time we'll get to your fear of death, but for now your time is up. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
489 The good news is that I've figured out the solution to all of your problems. The bad news is that it would take me 9 minutes to explain it. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
490 Not on my watch 1.3390 0.04449 177 128 38 11
491 Ask yourself if your problems are really bigger than my clock. 1.3390 0.04449 177 128 38 11
492 Well, not everything's symbolic." 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
493 John, you got two minutes left to describe how you feel under pressure. 1.3386 0.04512 189 140 34 15
494 On your way out, please stop at the giant cash register. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
495 $64.57, $64.59, $65.01, $65.03 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
496 No need to fear the clock, it will gong when your time is up. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
497 Clock watching is not a productive way to spend our sessions, Mr. Fugit. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
498 I wish you wouldn't focus so much on the time. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
499 My advice? Time will tell. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
500 It's on your side. Yes it is. 1.3371 0.04900 175 133 25 17
501 It stops me glancing at my watch when I’m bored. 1.3371 0.04406 175 126 39 10
502 You have 6 mins and 54 seconds left, no pressure. 1.3370 0.04583 181 134 33 14
503 Interesting that so many of my patients make the same Freudian slip. Yes, I do have a big clock. 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
504 OK. We have 5 minutes left. Let's talk about you. 1.3367 0.04405 199 148 35 16
505 I notice you seem to be watching the clock. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
506 Oh gosh . . . Look at the time! 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
507 One of my patients said I should replace the hour hand with a dollar sign. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
508 I know it's my anxiety speaking, but I feel like you're counting the minutes until our session is over. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
509 Larger than life, get it! 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
510 No, you’re not a bore! 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
511 The rent is unbelievably cheap in this clock tower. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
512 A lot of people see it as a metaphor, but honestly I am just really bad at keeping track of lunch. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
513 No, it's not fast. It's a therapist clock. Every hour is 45 minutes. 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
514 I have that clock too 1.3352 0.04741 176 132 29 15
515 My interior designer thought I said “I like big clocks”. 1.3352 0.04672 176 131 31 14
516 It gives me confidence when talking to GenZ, because I can read it. 1.3352 0.04809 176 133 27 16
517 You've got thirty seconds to tell me about your mother. 1.3352 0.04478 179 131 36 12
518 A present from a former patient - I found out what made him tick. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
519 It helps folks bypass all the mom and dad crap and get right to the existential crisis. 1.3351 0.04638 185 139 30 16
520 Yes, our time is almost up. Why do you ask? 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
521 Sometimes, Mr. Peterson, a "clock" is just a clock. 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
522 Oh my,would you look at the time! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
523 On the hour it goes ‘Kaching’. 1.3333 0.04692 171 127 31 13
524 Fifty is the new sixty. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
525 It’s a subtle reminder to my patients to drop the mind-numbing details from their stories. 1.3333 0.05045 171 132 21 18
526 I mean, it’s like, on one hand… 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
527 So what makes you believe that I'm rushing you? We'll explore that next week. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
528 The night is still Jung 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
529 Just for today, you'll be the little hand. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
530 Oh, that's just my Doomsday Clock. I like to keep in perspective how small the existential crises we face are in comparison to the larger destruction of our planet -- makes things feel more manageable, you know? 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
531 I had a big Cuckoo Clock but some patients found it offensive. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
532 Isn't this a good way to make every minute count? 1.3315 0.04150 181 129 44 8
533 Did you really just say you feel like you have no concept of time?! 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
534 I got it while out antiquing. A bit pricey but thats...oh look our time is up. 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
535 How did your obsession with time begin? 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
536 Does this one fit your sense of dread, or do we need a bigger clock this week? 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
537 So I thought, screw subliminal 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
538 It’s not all in your mind that your time is up. It IS up. 1.3314 0.04576 169 124 34 11
539 And did you feel rushed as a child? 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
540 My son made it at camp. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
541 I figured this was less expensive than getting prescription glasses. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
542 Relax! Time is on your side. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
543 Why do you think you dream about being trapped in Grand Central? 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
544 You may think time is an illusion, but to me time is money. 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
545 The room looked bigger on Zillow. 1.3312 0.05063 157 119 24 14
546 And what time did your mother say it was? 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
547 Yes, it does make you look skinny 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
548 That keeps the narcissists on schedule. 1.3300 0.04433 200 151 32 17
549 In exactly seven-and-a-half minutes you will wake up and pay me $300. 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
550 How do you feel knowing we only have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds left? 1.3297 0.04690 185 141 27 17
551 Tell me how you feel about that big hand. 1.3297 0.04346 182 133 38 11
552 Don't fret, you and the clock both have a screw loose. You have ten more minutes. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
553 So, when are you going to tell me what’s really bothering you? 1.3293 0.04912 167 127 25 15
554 The first issue that I'd like to discuss is your punctuality. 1.3293 0.04686 167 124 31 12
555 When did you first get this feeling that you were "running out of time"? 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
556 My decorator thought it would make a statement. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
557 So what might be the "real reason" you don't think I'm interested in what you have to say. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
558 I’ve never seen it go backwards before. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
559 You've still got $22.50 remaining. 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
560 If you think the clock is big, just wait until you see the invoice. 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
561 Your progress is geologically slow. Unfortunately, due to the Therapists’ First Law of Special Relativity, my billable hour remains at 45 minutes. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
562 Next week let’s explore your fixation on the time. 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
563 And time! That's a new record for not mentioning your mother-in-law. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
564 It makes my hourly rate feel more reasonable. 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
565 What huge clock on the wall? 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
566 I guess I’m asking, “What makes you tick?” 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
567 Big time problems 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
568 Because I always hated it when clients kept looking at their watches... 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
569 So, is the giant clock in the room with us right now? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
570 You think YOU’RE addicted to TikTok? 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
571 Just wait ‘til you hear the alarm when your session is up! 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
572 I got it at Costco 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
573 Well, now that you have completed all that insurance paperwork, please take the last six minutes to tell me how things are going. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
574 It's an optical allusion. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
575 Don't feel anxious, at $300 an hour the clock just looks huge. 1.3264 0.04482 193 146 31 16
576 Don't you think it's possible that the constant pressure you feel is exagerrated? 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
577 Well, you did ask for a big-time therapist. 1.3258 0.04817 178 137 24 17
578 Which hand are you? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
579 As you can clearly see our time is up. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
580 And what makes you feel life is passing you by? 1.3254 0.04788 169 128 27 14
581 What would you like to talk about in our last $52... $51... $50. 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
582 Do you like it? I wanted something that felt as disproportionate as my hourly fee. 1.3254 0.04861 169 129 25 15
583 Wow you really do blow everything out of proportion 1.3254 0.04861 169 129 25 15
584 Think about living for the moment. 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
585 Nap time is just about up. How did that make you feel? 1.3253 0.04375 166 120 38 8
586 Now I can perfectly see what makes you tick! 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
587 You have anxiety!? Yesterday that clock fell off the wall and nearly killed one of my patients! 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
588 It was cheaper than a new pair of glasses. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
589 Interesting that you think it’s a clock. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
590 Fascinating. Tell me more about anything you care to talk about in seven minutes. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
591 Yes, but how you do *feel* about six dollars a minute? 1.3245 0.04104 188 136 43 9
592 Severn minutes until you are on your own 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
593 We're still working on how to change the batteries. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
594 It was a gift from one of my OCD patients. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
595 You seem to have an exaggerated sense of time. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
596 I was thinking about adding dollar signs. 1.3232 0.04888 164 125 25 14
597 Before we discuss your inferiority complex, yes, I do have a huge clock. 1.3232 0.04811 164 124 27 13
598 Your feeling that time is running out, is only natural for someone in your position. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
599 Why do you think you find therapy stressful? 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
600 Another fiscal year passes without any patient noticing her two phony diplomas. 1.3229 0.04368 192 144 34 14
601 Why yes, I do get paid big money for my time. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
602 I'm replacing it with a giant cuckoo clock. 1.3226 0.04658 186 143 26 17
603 And can you now tell me exactly why you envy the minute hand 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
604 No pressure 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
605 Now that we've identified your fear of loud noises, I suggest we wrap up quickly and run downstairs 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
606 I find the constant reminder that each second brings us closer to our inexorable demise cuts down on trivial complaints, which is better for my mental health. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
607 They say time heals all wounds 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
608 So what I'm hearing is you're feeling small, and like you're running out of time? 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
609 Time sure flies when it's staring you right in the face. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
610 I needed it to cover a large crack; my last patient got very upset. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
611 And...Another 5 bucks! 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
612 I feel like you're always watching the clock. 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
613 Tell me more about this feeling that your time is running out. 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
614 How does the second hand make you feel? 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
615 If you find it annoying you really don't need therapy. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
616 Helps to keep you in the present. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
617 I'm afraid that's all the time we have room for. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
618 I call it the Clock of Damocles 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
619 Let's talk more about your struggles with alcoholism next time. It's almost happy hour. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
620 It’s just a figment of your imagination. See you next week. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
621 Clients kept catching me checking my watch. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
622 Sudden onset anxiety is rare, but I am seeing more of it in my office. 1.3195 0.04269 169 130 27 12
623 Patients find it distracting if I wear a watch. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
624 I assure you, the fact that the little hand is always pointing toward you during our sessions has no significance. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
625 Not everything is about size. Sometimes, one is just gifted with an enormous clock.” 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
626 What makes you think I just do this for the money? 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
627 Therapist: You said you were terrified of time, so I thought exposure therapy would be a good place to start. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
628 Tell me about it. I’ve got plenty of time 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
629 I specialize in big time problems. 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
630 Tell me more. What do you think is the source of overwhelming pressure to make every minute count? 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
631 You should see my grandfather clock. 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
632 It’s a Freudex. 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
633 That sounds very traumatic. Can you sum it up in, say, seven minutes? 1.3182 0.05021 154 118 23 13
634 How does that make you feel? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
635 We thought installing a Doomsday Clock might give folks some helpful perspective. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
636 And why do you think you see a clock? 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
637 Yes, I wanted a timepiece which complimented my pricing. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
638 What do YOU think the time is? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
639 Let's unpack why you think the size matters. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
640 Well, I can see our time is largely up 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
641 Can you be more specific? They’re both big hands. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
642 Yes, size matters. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
643 Time flies when you’re having issues. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
644 It’s an early Salvatore Dali 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
645 It looked a lot smaller online. 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
646 You don't want to be here when it chimes! 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
647 Ah yes, it was a gift from the patient who comes in right after you. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
648 Ok,but which one looks like your penis? 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
649 While some are Freudian and others are Jungian,I am a Flavor-Flavian. 1.3165 0.05407 139 108 18 13
650 It makes all my other patients feel depressed, too. I find it quite thrilling. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
651 No, it's not fast. But it is heavy and poorly secured. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
652 So, I see we still have two and a half minutes left. You briefly mentioned your fantasy of killing your whole family and then committing suicide. Tell me a bit more about that! 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
653 Oh! It’s time to give up 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
654 We can talk about it as long as you want. 1.3161 0.04269 155 111 39 5
655 So, you always feel like time is running out? 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
656 Mr. Jagger, I hope you realize that time is on your side, yes it is! 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
657 When you’re ready,Brian. No pressure. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
658 Makes my fee per hour look more reasonable. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
659 Wait until you hear the sound it makes when your session is up. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
660 "Don’t worry, that ticking sound isn’t in your head” 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
661 It feels like everywhere I go I'm reminded of my big brother Ben 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
662 ..and now, as half of the tri-state area can see, our time is up. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
663 So you think you have chronomentrophobia?” “Big time 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
664 As you can see Mr. Biggs, we’ve exceeded the 50 minute hour. 1.3141 0.04709 156 117 29 10
665 And why do you think you have this feeling of impending doom? 1.3141 0.04247 156 112 39 5
666 You say you feel like you're running out of time to change things? 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
667 Why do you think you feel small,Ben? 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
668 We have to finish by 6. I have an appointment with my therapist! 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
669 So, you are dwelling on how short your time is on Earth. Why do you think that is? 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
670 And where do you think your anxiety about running out of time comes from? 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
671 Oh, yeah! Big time! 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
672 Yes I have cataracts, but 50 minutes is 50 minutes 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
673 Oh, that? Don't worry about it. It just helps me keep track of how long I have to pretend to care. 1.3136 0.04835 169 131 23 15
674 Next week let's continue exploring why you want me to agree that the clock is large. 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
675 Yes, it does run fast…how does that make you feel? 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
676 Sounds like your mid-life crisis is right on time. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
677 All because I was late to one meeting with my interior designer. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
678 It’s a thank-you gift from a previous client. I helped him with his obsessive tower-climbing and kleptomania. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
679 I always wanted to go big-time. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
680 Yep, the ticking drives everbody nuts...and I'm right here to help. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
681 Come on! Just seven more minutes on your mother and we make the Guinness Book of World Records! 1.3121 0.05019 157 122 21 14
682 No it's not the doomsday clock ... unless you want it be the doomsday clock. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
683 Yes, time is a meaningless concept in the universe but we must end our session for today! 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
684 You're welcome to keep talking but I leave at six. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
685 Oh my goodness,is that the time? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
686 I have a fear of eye doctors. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
687 We should close now. You don't want to be here when the chime goes off. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
688 I can’t believe I didn’t notice that we have gone two minutes over your session. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
689 I still think that you should have bought glasses 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
690 I stopped listening 2 1/2 minutes ago when you’re 50 minutes ran out. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
691 I got tired of being called a shrink. 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
692 I miss the subtlety of your wristwatch glances. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
693 Looks like a big time problem. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
694 Don't mind the new clock Marcus, it's only for symbolic order. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
695 I think your tic tac is broken" (or for the portuguese people "o teu Tico teco não está bom!!" 1.3116 0.05520 138 109 15 14
696 Well, time is money 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
697 Wounds healed yet? 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
698 I see our, well, you know. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
699 Tell me about a time when you felt really small. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
700 Next week we work on your clock fixation. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
701 Try not to focus so much on the time remaining in our session. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
702 Stop watching the clock. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
703 I know I’m late sometimes but this is a bit passive aggressive. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
704 The first thing I’d like to talk about is your obsession with time. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
705 Oh, fuck! 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
706 It's time to wake up, Mr. Brown. Your hour's almost up and I just finished Wordle. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
707 So, you see a high kicking Rockette. 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
708 Just remember David, we’re not here for a good time, we’re here for a long time. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
709 We have a little under two minutes to explore why you feel no one cares about you. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
710 Starting this year I will charge by the second 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
711 Don't mind that. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
712 It was a gift from my regular 6 o'clock. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
713 Well its real purpose is to make you feel small and inadequate. Now let’s get started. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
714 It seems you have repressed sexual feelings for your mother, but we’re out of time. Will that be cash or credit? 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
715 Hands down, the best purchase this year. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
716 I want you to get a sense of just how much each of your problems cost. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
717 It was a gift from a former patient who overcame his chronophobia. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
718 Now, no one ever catches me sneaking a look at the time. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
719 And when the clock strikes 6, you will wake up and stop being such a big, big baby. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
720 Our time is almost up. Better put your pants back on. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
721 I agree that time is a construct, and you have five minutes left in your session. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
722 Do you see the clock on the wall? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
723 Oh that? My husband thought I said I wanted a bigger clock for my birthday. 1.3077 0.05114 156 123 18 15
724 Patients complained, so I got rid of the dollar signs. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
725 You have 6 minutes and 56 seconds to get your pants on. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
726 What do YOU think the hands on the giant clock mean? 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
727 I can't help noticing that our session is almost over. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
728 Please stop concentrating on the time and think about how much more we can accomplish in the next 6 minutes and 54 seconds. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
729 Why do you think you’re still having the Harold Lloyd nightmares? 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
730 Well, we have seven minutes left to resolve your life's anxieties. Let's get to it. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
731 It’s two minutes slow. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
732 Wait a second, you fear your hands are not the same size? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
733 I'm concerned about your obsession with clock size. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
734 Well, Roger, it's almost time for you to feel worse than when you arrived. 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
735 Trust me, by the time our session is over and the alarm blasts, the last thing you'll be thinking of is your childhood? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
736 And this fear of death... is it in the room with us right now? 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
737 It makes the session feel longer. 1.3050 0.04264 141 101 37 3
738 So when exactly did your chronophobia start?" 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
739 Take your time, Mr. Johnson, take your time. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
740 So, in the 8 minutes that we have left, can you expand on this feeling that you are running out of time? 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
741 Only a few minutes left, don't start anything big. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
742 Let's talk about your feeling that you are going to be crushed by the passage of time... where do you think that comes from? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
743 Almost sex o'clock I mean dad o'clock I mean oh no. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
744 I want you to ignore it. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
745 Thanks! I got it in London. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
746 Soooooooooooooooo our……………. ……time……… ………….is…… ……………..up 1.3037 0.04495 135 98 33 4
747 During sessions we shouldn't focus on how much time is left. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
748 Take your time. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
749 It gets to the point, doesn't it? 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
750 If you think that’s big, wait till you see the bill. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
751 Soon, this nightmare of yours will end. For me. 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
752 Ok, that's worth noting. But I'd like to go back and hear much more about what that second hand is saying to you. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
753 I particularly enjoy the alarm. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
754 We’d better hurry to get you to that breakthrough. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
755 I bought it to replace the cuckoo clock. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
756 I had the dollar signs removed. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
757 As a psychiatrist you never want to have a patient see you looking at your watch. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
758 Well, you said you wanted a big time therapist. 1.3020 0.05190 149 118 17 14
759 What gives you the impression I only care about my fees? 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
760 In hindsight, the giant cuckoo clock was a little insensitive. 1.3015 0.05554 136 109 13 14
761 Time is an abstract construct Bill. You needn't worry about it "crushing" you. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
762 It was a Secret Santa gift. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
763 Don't let that tic-toc bother you. 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
764 In the time we have left, let's talk about your mother. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
765 I think we can both agree that time, is indeed, on your side. 1.3014 0.05085 146 114 20 12
766 So many problems, so little time. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
767 Relax, no pressure I’m here to listen. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
768 Rushed? Why would you feel rushed? 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
769 What clock? 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
770 Don't worry about the time; let's stay focused. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
771 It was Dali's first attempt 1.3000 0.05531 130 103 15 12
772 Why yes, it is a death clock. Now, how is your anxiety? 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
773 Mr. Jones, it would be better if you turned your head away from the clock, so you can concentrate. The clock is for me. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
774 Can I just remind you I am off to my own therapist at six 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
775 Well? 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
776 Yes, I'm sending it back. It was supposed to have a 50-minute hour. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
777 Now that you bring it up, yes, I can see that I am clearly compensating for something – but this isn't about me. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
778 and when she said, 'Size does matter!', how did that make you feel? 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
779 It used to be a train station. 1.2993 0.04254 147 107 36 4
780 Think of the hour hand as all the things that you regret, the minute hand as all the things that make you happy, and the second hand as what you pay me to tell you the difference. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
781 It takes two double-Z batteries. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
782 It’s time we mentioned the elephant-sized clock in the room. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
783 Interesting. And how long have you had this feeling of a time constraint hanging over you? 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
784 Try not to think about it 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
785 Try not to be concerned with the meter--let's just focus on your financial anxiety. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
786 Oh, the second hand is dollars and the minute hand is cents. 1.2986 0.05222 144 114 17 13
787 Sure it runs fast—I find patients have better results with the added pressure. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
788 Sounds like you have a big time problem. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
789 I thought you meant you were big on TikTok. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
790 I'm very nearsighted. 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
791 I'm afraid we both dozed off, but your time is up 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
792 This was easier than getting glasses. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
793 My Lasik surgery didn't go as well as hoped. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
794 Yes, Friedrich, time may be a flat circle, but let’s first discuss my flat rate. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
795 I know. But it was a Christmas gift from my grandma. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
796 I like to think I've made the big time. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
797 It's no wonder I have a nervous tick. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
798 Clever of you to have your office in a clock tower doctor. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
799 You have seven and a half minutes left to resolve your Oedipus 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
800 An awareness of the present moment is key. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
801 You can see it too??? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
802 I find it's easier if we both know when it's time for you to stop whining. 1.2960 0.05795 125 101 11 13
803 My next patient is Salvador Dali 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
804 Just to completely transparent I am charging by the second. 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
805 Is it too obvious? 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
806 I promise you that I am not compensating for anything.” 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
807 You’re a little passive-aggressive for a therapist. 1.2958 0.04215 142 103 36 3
808 Therapist: So you're having problems? Patient: Big time. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
809 With our remaining time, let’s talk about you. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
810 The artist calls this piece “A therapist’s hour”. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
811 No need to rush 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
812 So basically, your wife's personal trainer is the minute hand and you're the hour hand. 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
813 Wrap it up. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
814 My patients are always looking at the clock anyway -- this way,they don't have to pretend not to. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
815 Glasses make me look too serious. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
816 Just a reminder I bill by the hour. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
817 Freud believed all men are obsessed with clock size 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
818 Just ignore it. That's for my "Women in Their Forties Who Want Children" group at 4:30. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
819 Correct! Only 416 seconds left to Happy Hour. 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
820 It was a gift from your insurance company. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
821 I used to have a Grandfather clock there, but clients said the ticking noise was too distracting. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
822 It's not about you. I'm nearsighted. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
823 Don't worry. It's three seconds fast. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
824 You have exactly 2 more minutes left to say what you actually wanted to talk about 1.2941 0.04694 170 134 22 14
825 Wake up. Your time is almost up... 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
826 Just a reminder that our time together is precious. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
827 I think what you’re dealing with is big-time anxiety issues. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
828 So Paul, we only have a few minutes left to discuss your issues with overcompensation. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
829 Hmmm?" "I know our time is almost up, but I was just getting to the good part. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
830 Don’t be concerned. It’s only the Doomsday Clock. 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
831 Time heals... but not if you keep staring at it like that 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
832 Dali? No! Hawking, good guess. But it represents $500 per hour! 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
833 You have seven minutes to decide…male or female. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
834 We have seven more minutes: tell me your life story…and include your credit card info ….. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
835 It was either that or a cuckoo clock. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
836 are you the big arrow or the little arrow today? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
837 Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Your mother. 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
838 Time is the greatest healer, James. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
839 Well, it really brings home my advice, it's only a matter of time. Plus people have more break throughs when they can visualize how much we charge per minute. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
840 When I count to three, you will wake up, and your wallet will feel much lighter. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
841 Now I don't have to sneak looks at my watch. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
842 Eight minutes to go. No, it's actually seven. Seven and a half? Possibly. Well, now it's seven. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
843 Sometimes I feel like time is just passing by. Does that resonate with you? 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
844 Will you look at the time... 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
845 Everyone sees something different: some see their biological clock running down, others their approaching mortality… I see we’re almost at the end of our session for today. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
846 No hurry. Just take your time. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
847 That's unusual- have you always felt like people never have enough time for you? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
848 I find it reduces billing disputes. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
849 I can't emphasize this enough. You need to learn how to live in the present. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
850 Performance anxiety ... inadequacy ... feeling you're being put on the clock. Where do you think these negative thoughts come from? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
851 I just kept losing my reading glasses. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
852 It should really be a cuckoo clock. 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
853 I just feel like time is always pressuring me….. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
854 When every minute feels like an eternity, .. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
855 I call the big hand “Joe” and the little hand “Donald.” 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
856 So tell me, why does my clock make you feel anxious? 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
857 I just feel like my time is up". "Funny you should mention that... 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
858 I should have gone digital but it sounds too Freudian. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
859 No,no,please, go on. What makes you think I’m watching the clock? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
860 Perhaps we could focus on your obsession with time in our remaining minutes here today? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
861 ...and WHY would you say you find the big hand intimidating? 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
862 Oh, pay no attention to the time. 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
863 The clock on the wall is not judging you and neither am I. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
864 Yes it may be a tad excessive, but I find it is a good reminder to stay in the present 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
865 We are reminded to value each minute of our brief hour. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
866 You may have noticed your time is almost up. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
867 From Temu. Why do you ask? 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
868 Bill, Bill, Bill, it is not always about you. I have a nut pie in my oven. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
869 Because I'm a big time therapist, that's why. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
870 No, you're the one obsessed with time. I just need glasses. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
871 You have seven minutes left. Please don't tell me you just murdered your wife. 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
872 Why do you think you obsess with time in our sessions? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
873 Are you still waiting for Godot, honey? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
874 As you can see, it's about that time. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
875 See, it's OK to have a small hand. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
876 Just relax and don't worry about the time. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
877 You should know I'm both punctual and nearsighted. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
878 It's to remind me to say "On the one hand ... but on the other." 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
879 Who would’ve thought watching someone sleep could pay for a boat! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
880 'Second thoughts?' 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
881 Well,I can't help but notice that our hour is up. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
882 I couldn't make it on Park Avenue, but still wanted to be known as a big-time therapist. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
883 What do you mean, distracted? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
884 I call him Big Sigmund. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
885 It's right twice a day. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
886 That’s what we call a “Cuckoo” clock! 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
887 And what makes you feel like time is running out? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
888 I decided, "Your time is up", was a little too subtle. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
889 Just wait until you hear the chime. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
890 And how does this awareness of the passage of time make you feel? 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
891 Well yeah, I can see how you might think that has something to do with my billing practices. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
892 We're in sudden death overtime now. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
893 I got tired of telling patients their time was up 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
894 Let's delve into why you feel pressed for time. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
895 If it starts to melt, I'll need to see you more often." 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
896 In your Yelp review, mention I'm a bigtime therapist. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
897 I meant I see big CLOCKS everywhere- sorry Freudian slip. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
898 I reviewed your case. A doomsday clock seemed appropriate. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
899 It is intended to help you be conscious of your mortality and help me keep track of how much time you have left. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
900 Try not to take it personally. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
901 A lot of my patients like to pace themselves. 1.2857 0.04327 119 86 32 1
902 Don’t worry, I’ll shrink it. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
903 How does it make you feel that our time is ending? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
904 You don't have to worry - even though I bill hourly, I don't watch the clock. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
905 So, you are feeling inadequate because of a huge wall clock…let’s unpack that. 1.2857 0.05504 126 101 14 11
906 It bothers me that that minute hand always reminds me of my first husband 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
907 Either that clock is actually as big as I think it is, or my son put something in those brownies. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
908 I come from a long line of big time therapists. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
909 So, you feel people are passive aggressive towards you? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
910 So we just have a few more minutes because when the big hand reaches the 12 you turn back into a frog 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
911 I find it helps new clients better visualize my hourly rate. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
912 Anything else you want to whine about to fill out the hour? 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
913 I don't know, why do you think the clock is so big?" 1.2847 0.04265 137 101 33 3
914 This is why I don't call myself a shrink. 1.2847 0.04138 137 100 35 2
915 In a few minutes you will hear a loud bell. Don't be alarmed. It's just my microwave dinner. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
916 Actually, I’ve never noticed it before. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
917 And ….it….looks…like we’re… out…. of time today 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
918 It looked smaller on pottery barn.com 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
919 If you find my questions boring, just look at the clock, like I do with your answers. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
920 It looked smaller in the store. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
921 It's relative 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
922 Time is merely an invention of mankind to measure movement, and it's time for you to move on. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
923 I’m hesitant to conclude that my hourly rate being the root of your anxiety is the breakthrough we’re looking for… 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
924 It’s a gift from the insurance company. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
925 And once again, you’ve waited until the last few minutes of our session to unleash a lifetime of emotional baggage. 1.2838 0.05077 148 119 16 13
926 I'd say time is really just a construct, but I bill by the hour anyway. 1.2837 0.05451 141 116 10 15
927 Why sweat the small stuff, like social anxiety, when you could sweat the big stuff, like the passage of time? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
928 You have enough anxieties...don't worry about the extra three minutes. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
929 Any additional fascinating personal insights you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds?" 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
930 Let's go back in time, to when you were thin. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
931 When the clock alarm goes off, you will be awake, and your session will be over. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
932 In 8 minutes the clock will end your session and a great weight will be lifted from your wallet 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
933 I’d love to hear more about how you think time is running out for you to accomplish your dreams, but the session ended two minutes ago. 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
934 Most of my clients prefer it to the cuckoo clock that was there before. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
935 Yes, I know, but there are only seven minutes til Happy Hour… 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
936 As I confront my mortality, time seems to loom large. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
937 Yes, the appointment is 50 minutes. The remaining 10 minutes is for me to text all my friends the highlights. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
938 Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
939 Next time we can explore your belief that you’re insignificant. 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
940 Just try to focus on the now. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
941 Is the mouse up the clock now, Ronald? 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
942 We need to discuss your inability to relax here. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
943 A little bit of existential dread can help keep things in perspective. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
944 It came with the office. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
945 Wait till you hear the alarm. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
946 It's a reminder to my patients to stop procrastinating. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
947 Don't look at the clock 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
948 Face it. It's time. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
949 People kept getting surprised when the time was up. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
950 Continue…don’t pay attention to the time. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
951 you have big time problems 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
952 Time heals all wounds. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
953 Time is on my side, yes it is! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
954 True, the second hand clicks loudly.. ..It's quiet compared to the gong. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
955 Well, it seems like the clock needs a shrink, too. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
956 I know time is on my side, but it's so menacing! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 21 6
957 Much like you, this clock is broken. 1.2807 0.05779 114 92 12 10
958 I see by the hands on the clock that I've totally lost interest in what you're saying. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
959 It too is right twice a day. 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
960 Now do you understand bigger isn’t always better? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
961 Ok, enough small talk. Let's talk about what's been really bothering me. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
962 Catharsis or 6 PM, whichever comes first. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
963 Time is relative… which reminds me, let’s talk about your mother 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
964 So much more efficient than one or the other of us keeping track of time. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
965 You are getting v-e-r-y sleepy. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
966 We better speed through the mother stuff before that clock booms six. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
967 This is the Rorshach clock. Do you see the the time, a peace sign, or a pie chart of the unfairness of life? 1.2800 0.05518 125 101 13 11
968 This is here to remind you that you’re simply a commodity. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
969 Your father? OK, but make it quick 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
970 Having too much time on your hands can make problems appear larger than they really are. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
971 Tell me why you feel like I'm rushing you. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
972 Your time is up….there. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
973 So the ever-present loud ticking isn't just in my head? 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
974 Rest assured you're not the only one with big time problems. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
975 The passage of time hangs over all of us. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
976 You seem to be fixated on the passage of time... 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
977 So what else comes to mind? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
978 Freudian”, you say? How so 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
979 Yes, both of my degrees are from the University of Minowi. Oddly no one has ever noticed that before. . 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
980 I guess the guy who told me therapy was a big crock had a speech impediment. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
981 When you hear six chimes, Travis, you will open your eyes, forget Taylor Swift ever existed and go back to winning football games for the good people of Kansas City. 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
982 I just feel bad telling my clients the session is up. 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
983 We change sides on the hour. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
984 Relax, time is not an issue 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
985 When did you start becoming obsessed with your mortality?" 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
986 Time is just a construct…while also being a very good means of tracking my billable hours 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
987 You have seven minutes to tell me something interesting... 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
988 When you say, "I see my life slipping away," how does that look to you? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
989 It's a doomsday clock that reminds us of life's fleeting impermanence... Be mindful, Chad, be mindful... ....now, your obsession with rayon no longer seems important, does it? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
990 Sounds like a Freudian tick. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
991 I’d like to explore the feeling that your running out of time, but I’m afraid we’re out of time. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
992 Looks like we have 7 minutes left according to the clock your insurance sent. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
993 I seem to be preoccupied by time…. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
994 I sill can’t remember what day it is. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
995 My influences were Sigmund Freud and Flavor Flav. 1.2778 0.05479 126 102 13 11
996 That's actually the doomsday clock, inexorably ticking toward global catastrophe. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
997 Please hurry up and tell me why you feel like you waste everyone’s time. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
998 Something tells me our time is up. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
999 Next week, let’s work on your obsession with time. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1000 Your mother never gave you enough of her time, did she? 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1001 It was a gift from my six o'clock. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1002 You can still reach closure if you use your timeouts wisely. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1003 Yeah, I told the interior designers that I wish I had more time in my office to decorate 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1004 The good news, if the clock falls your troubles are over. 1.2769 0.05352 130 105 14 11
1005 So you think you're good at picking up on subtle hints. Maybe we should discuss that next time. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1006 When I snap my fingers you will awaken and forget the entire year of 2023. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1007 Now you can stop asking me what time it is 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1008 I’m very big on tick-tok. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1009 People were finding my diplomas intimidating. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1010 Well, how do you feel about that $5 per minute if they're really big minutes. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1011 I can't help but notice that our time is almost up. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1012 Looks like we have seven minutes left, that should be enough time to talk about how my mom deserted my family to live with the runaway cat. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1013 No pressure, but it looks like your Unhappy Hour is almost up. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1014 Oh, I didn't realize it was so late. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1015 I’ve found that this helps justify my hourly rate. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1016 Yes, I'm reasonably sure that your hour is up. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1017 You have seven minutes to explain why you're not wearing pants. 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
1018 Would a Manhattan help? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1019 Ahh, well would you look at the time! 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1020 Doctor, I’m very troubled by a constant feeling that time is running out. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1021 This is what it feels like when you sign up for a “free 1 week trial “ 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1022 It’s a bitch changing the batteries. 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1023 We are two and one-half minutes over. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1024 The clock’s ticking, John. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
1025 Tell me, do you see a clock or your life ticking away? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1026 I'm not sure how long the batteries will last in that. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1027 Please relax and stop thinking about what this costs you per minute 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1028 Can you tell me how it makes you feel, in 57 seconds or less? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1029 Our time was up about 256 days ago, but as long as you keep paying I'll keep doodling. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1030 It's a reminder not to get too myopic in here. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1031 We don't have much time left, so if we could have a breakthrough, please. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1032 So, you’re dominated by deadlines and tormented by time… 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1033 Just a reminder that I charge by the hour. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1034 Wrap it up Dave, Jeopardy starts in 7 minutes." 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1035 You know, I have some big time issues myself. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1036 It looks like your 50 minutes of whining was up two minutes ago. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1037 You have my undivided attention 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1038 Yes, I've got a massive, eighty-four inch clock with a girth of hardened steel. But let's get back to why you keep having these dreams of being emasculated? 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1039 A gift from a patient with a very specific phobia. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1040 Because it brings me joy. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1041 Tell me more about this feeling of being ‘small’ you have whenever you come to my office for therapy. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1042 So what's on your mind? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1043 Actually it's there to remind you I stopped listening a couple of minutes ago. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1044 So you're feeling ticked off? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1045 It was a gift from a patient with OCD. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1046 During these 50 minutes,I wanted you to feel as relaxed as possible. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
1047 From where I'm sitting, it looks like time is on your side. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1048 John, I'm sorry I can't help you with your time perception difficulties, but you should understand that an hour-long session always lasts fifty minutes. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
1049 Tell me more about this feeling of pressure in the next seven minutes. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1050 No, Mr Lewis, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1051 You've got seven more minutes Stan and then you have to go home. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1052 It’s really almost 5:00. Nobody could figure out how to ‘fall back’ with this monstrosity. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1053 Jim, I shouldn't have to keep reminding you to focus on the process, not the time. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1054 It’s just a gift from my billing department. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1055 Is the big clock in the room with us right now? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1056 Analog is so 20th. century. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1057 As you can see, our time is almost up. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
1058 So, briefly, tell me how you are doing with being in the moment. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1059 I like to know when the hour's up. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1060 If you think the clock is big, wait until you see the bill! 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1061 John felt relaxed as he knew that time was on his side. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1062 Just relax. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1063 Your time is nearly up. Is there anything we can quickly resolve? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1064 What big clock? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1065 It's required by your HMO. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1066 I keep forgetting to set it back by an hour. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1067 I wanted a way to inconspicuously check the time without having to look at my phone every few minutes. 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
1068 Well, time's up. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1069 « So, you said you feel under time pressure. Tell me more ». 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
1070 Does it make my hourly rate seem smaller? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1071 I guess size does matter 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1072 Why do you keep checking the time, Richard? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1073 Yes, time is an illusion but let’s be realistic. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1074 You do realize you’re not wearing pants? 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1075 The hourly clang ensures that clients leave on time. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1076 Sorry, but my dog expects me home at a certain time. 1.2734 0.05384 139 115 10 14
1077 No need to pay any attention to the clock. The alarm is particularly loud. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1078 No, it’s not inappropriate for your therapist to confess she loves a huge clock. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1079 If you think that's big, wait until you hear the alarm go off! 1.2727 0.04457 110 81 28 1
1080 What makes you think that everyone is obsessed about time? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1081 It's 5:53. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1082 I told you that this is a safe environment, yet you still seem anxious. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1083 This was cheaper than getting new glasses. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1084 i think it’s time 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1085 In seven minutes, my BMW is paid off. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1086 What do you mean by "feeling pressured by time?" 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1087 So, how do you keep track of billing hours? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1088 What makes you think my billable hours are more important than you? 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1089 So when did your obsession with time start? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1090 I’d really like to make your time here count. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1091 Think of it as a timeless piece of art 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1092 It doesn't work. But it's right twice as often as I am. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1093 There is no clock 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1094 I can’t shake the feeling that my time is almost up 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1095 I don't know why, Doctor, but sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1096 If we both watch, it'll go even slower. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1097 your time is almost up… for the session, that is. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1098 It's stuck in the past. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1099 You have seven minutes to be well. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1100 I keep meaning to get my eyes checked. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1101 My interpretations are right two times a day, too. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1102 Why don’t we stop here. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1103 What makes you think that time is weighing so heavily on you? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1104 Don't worry; it's not a cuckoo clock. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1105 It was a gift from a grandiose patient. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1106 In the time we have left, tell me about your mother? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1107 It's still a bitch to wind. 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1108 And your sense of dread . . . crushing, you'd say? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1109 Time stops for no one, Gerald. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1110 Goodness! Is that the time? Who knew? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1111 Yes, we are into overtime, but please go on. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1112 Can we stop now and get credit for $35? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1113 Wait till you hear the alarm go off! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1114 The session is over when the big hand hits 12, not the little hand. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1115 Take your time, Mr. Smithers. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1116 Would you say our sessions are helping your anxiety with time management? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1117 There is a big clock on the wall. It is nearly 6:00. The therapist and the patient are both looking at it. The therapist needs to straighten the frames on the wall. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1118 We both get to watch your meaningless life go by. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1119 Right Place,Wrong Time 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1120 I almost didn't notice, but our session is nearly over. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1121 The clock matches the size of my fee. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1122 You seem anxious. Take your time. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1123 With the remaining time in our session, let’s talk more about why you are afraid to wear pants. 1.2698 0.05453 126 103 12 11
1124 it's a time machine 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1125 Today let’s discuss how to manage your time better. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1126 Those are my diplomas and that’s a professional woman’s “Biological Clock”, deal with it. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1127 No, I don't think it will fall off the wall on top of you, but if it does the session is free. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1128 Here at Big Time Therapy we listen to every second of your problems and offer real-time solutions! 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1129 Trust me: you want to be off that couch before the alarm goes off. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1130 It's to remind you that I have a life too. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1131 Is this giant analog clock in the room with us now Mr. Browning? 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
1132 I hate to make a big deal out of it, but we're nearly out of time. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1133 This week we are working on non-verbal cues. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1134 You may want to summarize those memories. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1135 Do you ever feel like you’re running out of time? 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1136 I’m also an optometrist. If you can’t tell when our session is over, you’ll need a new prescription there too. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1137 It looks like time, but it's really money. 1.2687 0.05207 134 109 14 11
1138 Well if you didn't buy the cheap insurance, I wouldn't have to do this. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1139 I've found that analog is more relaxing. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1140 You have to learn to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1141 Are you waiting for our session to get over so that you can leave and do the opposite of what I asked you to do? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1142 It was the smallest size COSTCO had! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1143 Your ability to ignore time is most certainly a problem. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1144 Welcome to big-time therapy. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1145 Not to worry . Time is on your side 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1146 Who says size doesn’t matter! 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1147 And when did your fixation on time begin? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1148 What did you think "big time analyst" meant? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1149 And how does that make you feel? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1150 What time is it? What do you want it to be? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1151 I'm a big fan of analog mind set! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1152 4:20. Why? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1153 During our final seven minutes I want you to imagine time as a meaningless construct. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1154 We have seven minutes left in this session. Do you still plan to commit suicide? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1155 Exactly when did you start having nightmares about a giant clock falling on you? 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1156 My six o’clock gave it to me for Christmas. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1157 Keep talking, the clock is ticking ... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1158 In a few minutes, your charges will be billed, and the buzzer will sound. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1159 When you open your eyes, we will know if your chronomentrophobia has been cured.” 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1160 Go ahead. Take my time 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1161 Yes, I'm quite sure it's bolted to the wall, Mr. Smith. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1162 I charge by the minute now. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1163 I charge $200 per minute. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1164 I like to spend the last few minutes of each session telling my patients why they need to keep coming back,,,, 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1165 Being right twice a day is my aspiration.” 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1166 It makes my hourly rate look smaller. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1167 You keep mentioning an intimidating face. Let's dig deeper into that. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1168 Do you see a happy face, or a sad face? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1169 You need to relax and stop focusing on the time. Incidentally, your time is up. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1170 Dimelo cantándolo! 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1171 We’ve spent a large amount of time on that one issue. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1172 When I count to 3, you’ll wake up and realize that unless you vote democrat our world is going to hell in a handbasket 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
1173 In your dream, time hangs over you. Any associations? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1174 I discovered it helps my patients focus on something other than themselves. By the way you have 1 minute and 55 seconds left in your session. . 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1175 I bought it during a trip to Greece. It's called the Clock of Damocles. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1176 I believe in total transparency when it comes for setting goals for our sessions. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1177 At six, I turn into an aspiring screenwriter. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1178 Besides the obvious phallic imagery, it keeps patients from looking at my correspondence diplomas. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1179 It’s a super-sized art piece. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1180 Freud's explanation of impotence is a bit more subtle. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1181 There are some things that you can’t do with an Apple Watch. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1182 Your time is very important to us. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1183 Oh- That. I hardly notice it anymore. 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
1184 It’s nothing personal. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1185 We installed it after some billing discrepancies. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1186 So, we're in the Happy Hour, do you want to tell me how you're feeling? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1187 I’ve found that the intimidation of time accelerates the spilling of guts. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1188 There is nothing certain in life, except that the hour is almost up. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1189 Just try to relax and forget you're paying by the hour. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1190 Now what leads you believe I'm obsessive Mr. Jones? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1191 I want you to continue to practice living in the moment. Unrelatedly, please be aware that there are 2 minutes left in our session. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1192 Sorry, did I hear you say 'Time is Money' or 'Mommy'? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1193 Actually, I do want to hear more about why you are going to kill yourself, but unfortunately, our time is up. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1194 You see a big clock, and I see a big paycheck. That's perfectly normal. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1195 You count the minutes, I’ll count the dollars. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1196 I just feel like a large ticking clock is hanging over me 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1197 Almost sex o'clock? We've got work to do. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1198 Sometimes a clock is just a clock. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1199 All my patients have problems big time. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1200 Oh, I thought you said you wished you had a big CLOCK. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1201 It’s to underscore the notion of time. Time to cut the waterworks, time to get a grip, time to move on, time to get the hell out of my office.” 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1202 It's a new technique—immersion therapy for procrastinators. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1203 Well, I always felt that the construct of time as a linear paradigm was overwhelming, and it was on sale at Target. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1204 With downtown office rents as high as they are, a clock tower was all I could afford. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1205 Well, I guess I really should mention the small hatchet incident …..but we’re almost out of time …. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1206 Are we there yet? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1207 Relax, Harry. Seven more minutes and you can go back to the same old stuff. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1208 What is getting in the way of your being right here, right now? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1209 Yes,I deal only with big time problems. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1210 We only ran over that one time. Is the giant clock really necessary? 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1211 So that’s when I decided I should see a big time New York psychiatrist. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1212 And now that you agree that it's "Howdy Doody" time, we can truly explore the repressed valleys of your childhood. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1213 Why yes,I do have a side business in helping young people read analog clocks. Why do you ask? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1214 No rush. Take your time. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1215 Yes, this is the big time. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1216 Let's wind down to avoid any doorknob confessions. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1217 Well, it's happy hour somewhere. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1218 Realizing that time is money is the first step in recovery. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1219 I find the tick-tock sounds drowns out a lot of the whining and complaining. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1220 It's almost as if you're paying more attention to the time than to me, just like my father. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1221 Patient: That’s a nice clock! Therapist: I put it there so it doesn’t bother us 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1222 Yes, I do prorate by the minute, why do you ask? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1223 My last patient owed me big time. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1224 Why do I keep reminiscing about my trip to London? 1.2627 0.04572 118 89 25 3
1225 The second hand is $10 a tick. The minute hand is $600 a tick. And you don’t want to know about the hour hand. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1226 That's my new Rorschach clock. What's your read on it? 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1227 Since most breakthroughs occur in the last ten minutes, Managed Care installed it so you could start there. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1228 Time is your greatest fear? Huh. Wish I had known that before I redecorated. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1229 I call her "Big Bren". 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1230 You don't need to watch the clock, I'll let you know when your time is up 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1231 Can you tell me how that makes you feel in eight minutes or less? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1232 Yes, I bill by the 10th of an hour...let's start by discussing your earliest childhood memory, no pressure. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1233 Do you think you should let time control your life? You have six minutes and fifty seconds to think and respond. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1234 It’s ten after on the other side. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1235 I may be getting paid by the hour, but I’m getting bored by the minute. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1236 No, it’s not a cuckoo clock! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1237 Sometimes an enormous clock is just an enormous clock. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1238 Looks like our 50-minute hour is up. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1239 Tell me more about this feeling of being trapped in a tower… 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1240 You feel like the passage of time is hanging over you? 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1241 I hate wearing glasses. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1242 You said you were obsessed with having a bigger clock… 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1243 Don't worry. The end of our session isn't as close as it appears. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1244 Is the ticking too loud? 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1245 Sometimes a little hand is just a little hand. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1246 Relax, We've got lot's of time. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1247 Freud was a genius- he turned an hour into 54 minutes! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1248 Now explain to me again how this giant clock and a Delorean enabled you to travel through time. 1.2613 0.04380 111 83 27 1
1249 Yes, Larry... Men do have chronological clocks.. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1250 It's really for my benefit. I'm nearsighted." 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1251 It's just a gentle reminder 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1252 Well, if you don't achieve self-actualization in the next 7 minutes, your insurance does allow two more sessions. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1253 Why do you think time matters? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1254 I find that my clients are more relaxed when they don't have to sneak peeks at the clock. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1255 How long have you been seeing this giant clock? 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1256 I had to replace the Salvador Dali. My patients were freaking out. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1257 That's one of Dali's first post-therapy works. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1258 Perhaps this clock tower was not the ideal office suite. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1259 This way, I won’t be distracted looking at my watch during your appointments. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1260 Yes, you will owe me $200 in 7 minutes and 53 seconds. How does that make you feel? 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1261 My therapist told me that I need to better prioritize my time instead of just my patients'. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1262 What window? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1263 Time is on your side. Your left side. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1264 What time do YOU think it really is? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1265 I hope my new clock is not a distraction. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1266 It strikes me that we have not made progress on your chronophobia. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1267 I feel like you're trying to send me a message. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1268 Let’s talk about why you feel you have to watch the clock. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1269 So, what do you think of the new clock therapy? 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1270 If it’s any consolation, the thumping sound isn’t caused by your heart. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1271 My LASIK procedure didn’t go well 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1272 What do I get if I Beat the Clock? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1273 Charging by the minute 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1274 FYI— I had to adjust my hourly rate due to inflation. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1275 Take your time…… I charge by the minute. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1276 And when the clock next ticks, you’ll wake up, pay my $200 fee and pretend you’re cured. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1277 Clock? What clock? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1278 Simply put, we must live in the present. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1279 You control the narrative until your time is up in seven minutes. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1280 That reminds me, I have an eye appointment tomorrow. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1281 I just can’t shake this feeling that time is looming over me 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1282 I found that most of my patients found the digital clock so unwelcoming, so I put this one in. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1283 The topic of our session today is proportionality. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1284 Tell me about your obsession with time. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1285 Time is a construct. In this case a very, very large construct. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1286 That should help you be in the moment. Oops, new moment. New moment. New moment. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1287 It's $300 an hour whether you talk to me or not. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1288 Let’s explore why you’re so focused on the time. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1289 Can you give me the seven-minute version? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1290 I can’t get you back this hour of your life, but I can help you feel better about losing it. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1291 Let's unpack why you're focusing on the second hand. Do you feel second-hand? 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1292 Although time is a precious gift, just a reminder that I charge for mine. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1293 AT FIRST IT WAS AWKWARD, BUT I CAN’T EVEN HEAR THE TICKING ANYMORE. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1294 So as you can see, I went to Yale. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1295 I found having the Doomsday clock as decor helps clients reach existential crisis sooner 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1296 I always forget. Is this when I fall behind or spring ahead? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1297 Yes, I get paid by the hour but it's not really important to me. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1298 I don’t understand this irrational obsession with time you have. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1299 Yeah, I once helped Flavor Flav through a tough time. 1.2574 0.06078 101 84 8 9
1300 Our time is about up. Would you like to talk or just continue napping? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1301 You only need to worry if the hands stop moving. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1302 Oh just ignore that Mr. Wellsley. That's just something my accountant thought would be a good idea. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1303 Pencils down. The answers: your mother, your mother, and, your mother. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1304 Let's talk about your obsession with time! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1305 It’s not exactly a fear of death, but everything seems to remind me my time is running out.” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1306 You better finish up-- the alarm is about to go off. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1307 Where do you get this obsession with time? Just try and stay on point. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1308 You seem obsessed with the big hand. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1309 As you can see, our time is looming. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1310 I'll say it again, that loud ticking sound is all in your mind. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1311 When I said you would be cured by 6, I was talking years. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1312 Doctor - is our time up, I can only read digital clocks 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1313 ''Well, it's time for you to put on some pants' 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1314 In a few more minutes we can switch and I’ll tell you about MY nightmare client. 1.2569 0.06030 109 92 6 11
1315 I need help doc, BIG TIME. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1316 I can’t help but notice the time 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1317 Next time could our session be somewhere a little less public than the Musée d’Orsay? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1318 Think of it as more time for your money. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1319 Are we thinking big hand or little hand? 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1320 The second hand needs to be adjusted and the diplomas straightened, but don't sweat the small stuff, right? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1321 It’s the little hands you always have to watch out for”. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1322 You have all the time in the world. But don't waste the next five minutes. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1323 Close your eyes and listen to the sound of the ticking money meter. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1324 Let's talk about the "CLOCK"in the room. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1325 Granted it's oversized, but wait until you hear the sound it makes when your appointment here is over. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1326 My husband bought me that clock. You probably think he is a short man with inadequacy issues. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1327 Tell me you see it,too. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1328 Don't worry, no rush! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1329 Let’s wait a few more minutes before you tell me why you’re here. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1330 You have 7 minutes left to recover your life, but please don’t let the clock distract you. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1331 This is your two minute warning 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1332 We've hit the big time. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1333 That's how I weed out the Gen Z slackers 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1334 So, for next week, let’s continue our focus on living in the moment. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1335 Would you mind helping me change the batteries? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1336 Oh, look at the time! Anything else before we wrap up? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1337 IT'S THE TICKING... PLEASE STOP THE TICKING !!! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1338 The size is commensurate with my fee, why? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1339 I guess you were at least passively listening about my Dali dream last session. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1340 You are the second person today to notice that it shows the correct time. I am wondering if it is broken. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1341 Why do you believe that time is passing you by? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1342 Married couple of 30 years on a Sunday in January 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1343 Perhaps you haven't noticed, but your time is almost up! 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1344 You pay me $5 every time the big hand moves. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1345 It's not the doomsday clock, but one minute after six makes your bill explode. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1346 No, I DONT understand your Tictok obsession. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1347 Why do you think you see that as the Doomsday Clock? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1348 Since we only have seven minutes left, tell me about your childhood . . . 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1349 That’s a very subtle hint I charge by the hour 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1350 Seven minutes to get your shit together. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1351 Do you ever feel like time is pressing down on you? 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1352 It's for people who take off their glasses. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1353 My wife resents me coming here. "Oh, suuure, go see your big time therapist." 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1354 You say it isn’t about me, but one session after I ran late you just happen to get a new clock? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1355 I assure you I respect your time every bit as much as mine, Mr. Smith. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1356 In case you’ve forgotten, our session ends at six. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1357 Oh that. We’re now billing in 30 second increments and we installed it to avoid any stress or confusion. 1.2542 0.04613 118 94 19 5
1358 Time just seems to expand right before you die. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1359 We have just enough time for a big lightning round. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1360 Don't take it personally, I need to get glasses. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1361 Wait a minute ! , that’s second hand information 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1362 Oh, our time isn't almost up. That's just the Doomsday Clock. 1.2541 0.05405 122 101 11 10
1363 To put it in laymen's terms, you need big-time help." 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1364 Well, you mentioned last session that you felt I was checking my wristwatch too often. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1365 Please don't feel rushed. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1366 I find it helps move things along. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1367 I bill by the second. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1368 When we started our sessions the big hand was pointing straight at my diplomas. Did you notice that? Pretty clever, huh? Yeah Yale thats where I got em from. Anyway, your wife died? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1369 The last guy was obsessed with Big Tick Energy 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1370 Ok just 7 more minutes and you're putting your pants back on 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1371 It's less intimidating than a large hourglass.. don't you think? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1372 It makes the size of the bill relatively less shocking. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1373 And when would you say this chronophobia began? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1374 Which do YOU think is 12? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1375 You should be feeling almost ninety percent better. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1376 Does the passage of time cause you anxiety? 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1377 Well, it appears Time waits for no man's issues with his mother either. See you next week Frank. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1378 You'll have to get up in eight minutes before the cuckoo knocks the couch over. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1379 Therapy is so much more exciting since we added a shot clock 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1380 What clock? I didn't even notice. I just check my cell phone for the time. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1381 Let’s explore that. Why do you think it’s so big? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1382 I get the big hand and the little hand confused, too. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1383 But I have more to say 1.2522 0.05502 115 95 11 9
1384 Does your empathy extend to the big hand? 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1385 In 6 minutes, please stick your head out the door and shout the “Cuckoo” mantra we’ve been practicing. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1386 In 7 minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have to stop, but tell me more about your mother. 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
1387 We overcompensate too. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1388 Say more about the size of your hands. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1389 The clock on the wall says it's time to go; and yes, as Freud discovered, size matters, 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1390 So you can see how quickly I take your money. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1391 Was it really cheaper than LASIK? 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1392 Interesting... And what made you think of the films of Orson Welles? 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1393 why would you say something like that at a time like this? 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1394 Just a subtle reminder that your session ends on the hour in 8 minutes. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1395 I understand you are here for help with time management” 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1396 This keeps me from looking at my watch. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1397 No pressure. We still have time. 1.2516 0.04368 159 128 22 9
1398 I’m big on punctuality. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1399 You have seven minutes left in this week's session. Last chance to make it good! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1400 In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re getting to the top of the hour… 1.2500 0.05459 116 96 11 9
1401 Mr Tic. Can you read the tock. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1402 Your time's almost up. Let's get to the good stuff. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1403 A breakthrough! Thanks, Doctor. It's about time! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1404 KA-CHING. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1405 Yes,that what we meant when we said after six sessions, we guarantee you’ll make it to the big time. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1406 I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1407 Your fifty minutes are up at six. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1408 Oops ! I meant six not sex . 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1409 What ticking clock? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1410 Really, Richard, take your time; no reason to feel any time pressure. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1411 It sounds like you are having second thoughts 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1412 It’s a grandmother clock 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1413 Last session, you mentioned something about, "the inexorable, creeping doom that is the unstoppable march of time." Let's explore that, shall we? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1414 'Well, looks like you have eight minutes to get your shit together." 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1415 7 1/2 minutes to feel better! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1416 And what does the big hand remind you of? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1417 We both know we’ll just be looking at the clock anyway 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1418 When the big hand hits the top of the circle, you're out $450. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1419 I see that you're pretty serious about hourly rates... 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1420 And why do you think that you always feel rushed? 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1421 You asked for a real Shrink, so I've shrunken you to make your problems feel insignificant against the unstoppable march of time. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1422 Oh that. Well er....my patients find the ticking to have a calming effect 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1423 I know it’s really 9:15, but it’s a pain replacing the batteries. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1424 I sense that the next seven minutes will be big. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1425 What time do you have? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1426 Goodness would you look at the time 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1427 So, Todd, if you had 8 min left in your life what would you say? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1428 Yes, I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp. CLEARLY. But I’ve exhausted all efforts to make you understand that a therapeutic “hour” is 50 minutes. And ONCE AGAIN, you have dropped an emotional bomb at the 0:49:45 mark of our session. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1429 Andy Warhol was a patient “ 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1430 It is a bit loud. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1431 A successfully treated 'GOD COMPLEX' patient left me his wristwatch as a parting gift. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1432 But you said time was a construct… 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1433 Try not to think of it as the Doomsday Clock . . . 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1434 The clock is not your problem. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1435 I get time and a half after six. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1436 I want you to live in the moment but hurry up your time is almost over. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1437 Let's explore why you feel obsessed with mortality. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1438 I thought your 'big time' delusions might be helped, and frankly, the clock size makes no difference at all; you still can't figure out that you lose if you snooze. " 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1439 This sense of urgency you mentioned... is it here in the room with us right now? 1.2479 0.05285 121 100 12 9
1440 My mother wants me to be a big time doctor. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1441 I find charging by the minute is more productive than the hourly rate. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1442 Quiet! You're early. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1443 I know I'm paid hourly, but let's try to focus on something else. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1444 I feel that you're blowing things out of proportion. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1445 I’m what they call a “big time therapist”. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1446 It's art. We never keep track of time 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1447 I couldn’t help but notice your eyes keep drifting towards the clock, what do you think that means? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1448 Believe me, you're not the only one who'd like to "take a swing" at my decorator. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1449 When I said 'Take your time', I didn't mean it literally. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1450 It's not a clock. It measures the patient's neurosis. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1451 Why does it seem time is always looming? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1452 So, when did this "exaggeration" thing begin? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1453 Wait all you like,that clock never moves. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1454 I can’t read it either, it came with the office 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1455 Tempus fugit, Mr. Cooper - you have seven minutes to tell me about your lifelong relationship with your mother. 1.2476 0.05707 105 87 10 8
1456 Be sure to cover your ears when your time is up. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1457 Are you happy now? I’ve enlarged our time. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1458 It is there to remind you time is a human construct. Our time here finite. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
1459 There'll be a subtle reminder when your time is up. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1460 Tell me more about that time you struggled to see what was directly in front you. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1461 Actually, we have a little time left but I think I'm out of patience. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1462 I have this inescapable sensation that time is looming over me… 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1463 You seem a little wound-up. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1464 Maybe you are dreaming of hitting the big time, but I still have to bill you. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1465 I've grown tired of subtlety. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1466 It's happy hour somewhere. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1467 Just ignore that. You were saying something about impermanence? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1468 You have seven and a half minutes to tell me about your sex life. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1469 Time is money 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1470 Maybe this will be more productive if you came back when it isn’t happy hour. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1471 You've been working on time management issues for several months. Do you think the new clock will help a little bit? 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1472 Thought I’d have some fun with new clock; when the alarm goes off it plays “Crazy.” 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1473 Tell me more about your fear of impending doom. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1474 It was a Christmas gift from my receptionist, she gets upset when my appointments run late. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1475 Well, I can see by the man on the couch that our session is almost over, Mr. Clock. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1476 I see we are running out of time 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1477 Your time really is almost up. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1478 That’s TikTok’s great grandpa, Father Time. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1479 Since I got the large clock my patients seemed obsessed with the time instead of sharing their problems. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1480 You preferred the hourglass? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1481 Time is, quite literally, up. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1482 When the session time is up, it falls on the couch. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1483 A subtle reminder to my patients 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1484 Boy that’s a big cock you have… I mean clock. Sorry Freudian slip. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
1485 As Freud is alleged to have said "Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1486 In 7 1/2 minutes you'll feel even more anxiety than when you first got here. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1487 Ask not for whom the clock ticks,it ticks for thee 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1488 You should start wrapping it up. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
1489 Yes, we're running a few minutes over, but finish what you were saying about your OCD. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1490 It's interesting you see it as a clock. Would you like to say more about this for seven minutes? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1491 No, I’m not gaslighting you, Mr. Jenkins. That clock’s been there since your first visit 6 months ago. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1492 It is by the same designer as Big Ben 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1493 You seem wound up. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1494 Chronophobia is defined by the extreme fear of time passing by. Incidentally your session ends in 5 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1495 So, please leave your childhood and go over the next forty years of you life in eight minutes . . . 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1496 What are sheetrock anchors, and how do they relate to your fear of dying? 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1497 We’re at the end of our session. You need to start preparing yourself to go out of this door and face all the newly discovered and stirred up trauma that you had no idea about prior to this session. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1498 Let's discuss your issues with time management 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1499 Size matters 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1500 In case you hadn't noticed... 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1501 Finally you woke up! In 7 minutes or less explain why you think your part sloth. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1502 No, it's just an art piece on living in the moment. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1503 Wait until you hear the end-of-session bell! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1504 That is not a clock. It's a painting by Magritte. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1505 You know a hunchback use to live up here before we converted it into my office. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1506 In the 2 minutes we have left, tell me about your mother. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1507 Does the big one mean anything to you? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1508 Yes, the end is near. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1509 In case you forget that I bill by the hour. 1.2443 0.05094 131 109 12 10
1510 It's used for cognitive behavioral therapy for death anxiety. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1511 And why do you think you're so focused on your own mortality. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1512 Looks like we have time for one more grievance. 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
1513 The cuckoo clock was setting a bad tone. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1514 That’s perfectly normal. Many of my patients have nightmares about clocks. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1515 With this, doorknob confessions have reduced by 76%. 1.2437 0.04128 119 91 27 1
1516 That's to remind you that money comes and goes, time only goes. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1517 You've got seven minutes left. So, what's your anxiety? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1518 It’s more effective than non-verbal cues of when our session is over. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1519 Yes, I am quite sure you arrived late for our session. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1520 It’s never too late, John. Why do you ask? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1521 Time is almost up on our session -- Please put your pants back on 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1522 My patients find it easier to stay in the 'present moment' 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1523 So this is what you meant by "making the big time". 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1524 No, no. You can ignore the clock. That’s my job. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1525 I see by the, well, you know. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1526 As you can clearly see, less than ten minutes remain in this session. So, at $500 per hour, don't waste them. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1527 In seven minutes we can change places. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1528 Tell me. What ticks you off? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1529 Now that we've agreed on my hourly rate, what is it that brings you here today? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1530 Dr. Whitlock felt she had finally hit the big time. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1531 A gift from a patient we'll just call the white rabbit. Fella is doing much better after learning to let go. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1532 You must have searched for "big-time shrink". 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1533 Time is my biggest fear. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1534 I don't wear a watch—or glasses. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1535 Same time next week? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1536 To you, is it AM or PM? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1537 It reminds us that The past is fixed, but the future is not... and also that I'm billing you $5 a minute. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1538 Yes, an accurate feeling, here, time is money. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1539 Got the idea in England. It's my Big When to stop. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1540 Yeah, I know. But I've never figured out how to adjust it for DST. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1541 Have you always felt time was running out? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1542 Ignore that. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1543 Don’t worry. It’s not the world’s doomsday clock…just yours. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1544 “Because I was tired of making furtive glances at my watch every fifty minutes.” 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1545 Cheugy! What's that on your wall? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1546 You’ve got seven minutes left. But hey, who’s counting? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1547 I had many Patients way more weird than you, Mr. Bloom, who finished their rants on time. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1548 Well, I think we made big time progress today! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1549 The one with Roman numerals definitely would have been too distracting. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1550 It's a new technique I've developed that combines talk therapy and shock therapy; I call it tock therapy. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1551 I told you I would show you a big time! 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
1552 This is your wake up call. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1553 Tell me briefly about your mother. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1554 Yes, it actually is a metaphor for the inexorable approach of death. How does that make you feel? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1555 Let me worry about the time remaining. Just free associate for the next seven and a quarter minutes. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1556 I thought you said it would fly ? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1557 Pay no attention to the wall art. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1558 Just take your time -- all 2 minutes and 55 seconds of it. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1559 Time passes,will you? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1560 You say it gets larger the closer we get to the end of the appointment? We'll take that up in the next session. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1561 Ok. I'm done. Your turn! 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1562 Up to you to fill in the 50 minutes. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1563 You've got 7 minutes and 56 seconds. Let's wrap it up. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1564 It reminds me time heals all wounds. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1565 I feel like time is not on my side. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1566 It makes $300 an hour easier to stomach. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1567 Sometimes I feel like I have too much time on my hands 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1568 How am I supposed to believe size doesn’t matter, Doc? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1569 Time is relative. Why worry about an abstract concept? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1570 We charge by the second, but don’t worry about the time. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1571 Two minute warning. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1572 It was more appropriate than a cuckoo clock. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1573 It’s almost over 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1574 Sometimes we FEEL small because we ARE small. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1575 You should consider spending less of your life watching the clock. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1576 This way you get to be the one who says "I see that our time is up." 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1577 are we getting close to your nervous breakdown? 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1578 You are now being charged overtime. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1579 I’ve got to get to the car wash before it closes. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1580 Why, I do charge by the hour. How did you know? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1581 It grows when patients lie to themselves 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1582 You said you were hurt and surprised when I called time last week, and I want you to know that I heard you. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1583 Every time one of my patients is late the clock gets bigger. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1584 Hey Doc, any chance next week you might answer one of MY questions.” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1585 Doctor, are you looking at the clock?" "No, I haven't looked at the clock in five minutes. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1586 I prefer to think of it as art. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1587 You will return from age-regression to your adult self when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1588 They ran out of the giant digital ones. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1589 I got tired of telling patient their hour was up. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1590 Well, looks like it's almost time to pay me. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1591 You have time on your side, Mr. Collins 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1592 You better start talkin'. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1593 I feel like a big time loser 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1594 Therapist: We clearly don’t have enough time to discuss your feelings about the political sideshow of 2023. So, how is your marriage? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1595 Don’t sweat it. We generally get more accomplished in the last few minutes than in the rest of the hour. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1596 It’s about time, isn’t it? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1597 My patients used to just ramble on and on and lose track 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1598 It’s a conversation starter. And ender. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1599 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four... 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1600 Oh, just ignore that. I think it's five minutes fast. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1601 This needs a caption?! 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1602 Just try to ignore it and be in the moment. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1603 We're 3 minutes into OT. It's Hail Mary time, big guy. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1604 Actually, it’s from my accountant. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1605 Oh that. I was a gift from the patient who always comes in after you. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1606 Just be here now 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1607 We'll pick up on the roots of your hatred of pickleball at our next session, okay? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1608 We have more time, the clock is for decoration. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1609 Oddly enough, all of my clients have issues about time. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1610 Can you make me well in 8 minutes? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1611 Sometimes an oversized clock is just an oversized clock. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1612 I bought it at a 'Second Hand' store. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1613 You've got five minutes left for a breakthrough. Ready. Set. Go. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1614 We have a whopping seven minutes left. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1615 John, your cartoon balloon has turned into a clock. What do you think that means? 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1616 I can see we're just about out of time for today... 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1617 It's my way to cope with macular degeneration. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1618 And…..our time’s up 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1619 I actually healed a patient and the clock just stopped. I leave it there as a reminder of what's possible. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1620 Try and focus on the positives Jerry, time is on your side. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1621 Did I mention I have another appointment at six? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1622 At least it seems that time's on your side, Jim. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1623 It’s time to address your procrastination issues head on. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1624 The days are getting longer! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1625 You know…sometimes a clock is just a clock. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1626 That reminds me, my fee is increasing as well. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1627 I feel major time pressure in your office, doctor. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1628 Let us wrap this up. Happy hour is almost over. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1629 A giant cuckoo clock just seemed too inappropriate. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1630 You see a diving rod with cognitive dissonance. I see our time's almost up. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1631 My sense of proportion is terrible, but my sense of time is excellent. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1632 Would you say it makes you feel small? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1633 I feel like every time I spring forward I actually fall back. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1634 We've got seven minutes left, but you'll want to be gone before the chime goes off. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1635 You owe me big time. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1636 Your really need to work on staying present. Not right now though,I have another client coming. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1637 If the ticking seems disruptive,just wait until you hear the alarm! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1638 Now slowly open your eyes and take out your wallet. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1639 Time flies when you're having phobias 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1640 No, my practice is not Freudian. Why do you ask? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1641 Just the thought of the alarm going off keeps my patients awake... 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1642 Why do you think you've been dreaming that your time is running out? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1643 You're so right about the size of the clock in these converted tower offices.. But, I bet you'll get a real kick out of the bell, when it goes off. 1.2364 0.05619 110 93 8 9
1644 So, you're saying that you know firsthand that the second hand is actually the third hand? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1645 And where do you think the pressure to use your time wisely originates? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1646 You should see my oven thermometer. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1647 Doctor,I've got big-time problems. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1648 Well, I can see our time is almost up. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1649 Why do you think your day feels overwhelming? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1650 And yet they still take you for less than face value. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1651 We have some garbage time. Any thoughts? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1652 Is this going to be a long story? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1653 I call it billable hours on steroids. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1654 Oh, so you're one of these Tik Tok therapists. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1655 Well, that was a big hour. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1656 Just to remind you when it's time to blurt out what you really came here for. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1657 I have great confidence in you. You can make is seven minutes and 57 seconds without mentioning your ex. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1658 I won’t miss you asking. 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1659 We are now in the big time. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1660 It's for people with OCD ... Obsessive Clock Disorder. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1661 I'm tired of arguing about when the hour is over. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1662 The Rolling Stones would love this! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1663 It's time to wake up and smell the roses on my desk on your way out 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1664 I'd like to explore your anxiety. Let's start with your constant fear that the end is near. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1665 Big time! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1666 Oh that's plenty of time to discuss your sex life. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1667 Even though the bill for the clock, couch, frames and clipboard was expensive, I still think it's cheaper than paying for therapy. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1668 Do you often feel rushed? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1669 I find that most of my patients are preoccupied with time. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1670 So you believe an hour consists of sixty minutes? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1671 What do you mean, you don’t have the time? 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1672 Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, or, according to my accountant, pay for. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1673 Don't worry, I've turned off the chime. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1674 Time always looms larger when you're just lying there depressed and immobile. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1675 It sounds like you feel that time is looming over you. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1676 Yes, time is just a construct. My time is constructed at $200/hour. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1677 It encourages you to tock. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1678 I did a solid for Flavor Flav. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1679 I think we’re going to have to leave your mother until our next session. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1680 Well, I think it's worth getting back to your feeling of being 'pressed by time'. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1681 Dali made that for me after I mostly cured him. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1682 I see you’re big on time. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1683 Alexa is my time up yet? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1684 So doctor, have you ever considered eyeglasses? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1685 Two more minutes and I'm outta here! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1686 As you can see, your time is up in seven minutes and fifty seven seconds. Fifty six, fifty five ... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1687 As you can see, you’ve got some big time issues. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1688 Your parents sound awful. Tell me more about what it was like to be their son, in seven minutes or less. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1689 Don't worry -- I'll remind you when we're almost done. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1690 I hung it there to constantly remind me to check the dimensions before clicking “add to cart”. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1691 With this, as with everything, time is on your side. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1692 No, that’s just a normal, everyday sized clock. Maybe you’re just crazy? Ever think about that? 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1693 you should really try to be in the moment. 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1694 That's a very big clock. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1695 Yes, it's an important part of your therapy. When that big hand reaches the top, I'm $500 richer. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1696 Can we speed up to your teenage years? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1697 When I saw this clock tower office space become available online I thought I'd give it a try" 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1698 Well, I think I see our time is about up. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1699 Don’t mind the clock. It’s to time my Pop-Tarts. 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1700 Well, you’re right. It does remind me of Big Ben…without the rain. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1701 Zzzzzzz 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1702 Doc, I feel like I’m ‘on the clock,”! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1703 Relax. You have five minutes before the two-minute warning. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1704 As a Freudian, I know that male patients feel secure when they have a huge clock. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1705 Don’t rush, but when you hear my clock chime ”ka-ching” my rate goes into overtime. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1706 NOW do you really know what time it is? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1707 Gotta say....you've got problems. Big time. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1708 It just helps me keep an eye on my parking… 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1709 Relax. Together, we'll discover the root causes of your chronophobia. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1710 I think this therapy will help you Big Time. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1711 It’s just the same thing minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1712 You have just seven minutes to explain how your fifty three minute nap helped in this session? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1713 Oh no, go on—we have plenty of time. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1714 Let's not dwell so much on the second hand but rather keep our focus on the big picture. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1715 Your time isn’t truly up until the clock falls on top of you. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1716 In 7 minutes you'll owe me one thousand bucks. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1717 Continue these sessions, and with time you'll be able to just wear a watch. 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1718 Yes, the minutes get longer for me, too. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1719 How much time do I have left? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1720 I'll second that! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1721 And what is Harold Lloyd doing in your dream? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1722 Just relax! You’ve got seven minutes left to turn your life around! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1723 Tic-toc, Mr. Simmonds. Tic-toc. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1724 Be ready, in less than 7 minutes we switch places. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1725 At least it isn’t melting anymore… 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1726 No, you're on the clock, the clock is not on you. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1727 …actually they’re both big hands. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1728 What the F---you waited until this moment to reveal that! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1729 That’s part of our new pay-as-you-go program. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1730 The big hand says our time is about up. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1731 Our goal, Mr. Davis, is to try to understand why you feel that time is so short. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1732 Everywhere I look it feels like I’m running out of time 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1733 I find watching it tick away the seconds of your pathetic life and my fat paycheck comforting somehow. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1734 You have seven more minutes to wrap up your life story. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1735 I think I'm going crazy... I keep hearing this ticking noise! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1736 Ten minutes before the alarm goes off--let's begin with how you felt in the womb. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1737 At the end of July, it always looks bigger. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1738 Despite your dour emotions, my happy hour will start soon. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1739 Time is a concept. Billable time doubly so. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1740 I’d love it if we could squeeze in a breakthrough. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1741 I try not to let our sessions run over. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1742 Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care?!? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1743 Let’s be mindful of the time. In five minutes, how would you mother interpret the situation? 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1744 I was tired of clients claiming I cut their session short. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1745 Time is just a construct. A really, really ginormous construct. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1746 My union put it up. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1747 Let me worry about the time, 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1748 I hear you saying that you've become preoccupied with time, is that correct? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1749 Looks like our time is about to become my time until next time. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1750 On my patient satisfaction surveys, there were complaints that I constantly looked at my wrist watch. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1751 Some prefer having an elephant in the room 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1752 I got it for the commuters. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1753 My anxiety patients prefer digital 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1754 And that ends the session...I'll give you back the remainder of the hour 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1755 It was either a huge clock or a huge bill for my new prescription glasses 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1756 It's a clock. It's analog, and when the little hand is on six and... Don't they teach you techies anything in school any more? 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1757 The big hand is almost at 55 that means we're finished. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1758 As your neurologist, I'm pleased you drew this and could properly identify the time. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1759 Time is fleeting; madness takes its toll. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1760 On the website it looked smaller. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1761 Exactly, you’re now in overtime rates. We’re close to eight minutes over our 45-minute session. The minute-hand enlargement and billing-rate was my accountant’s idea. 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
1762 It's really for my near-sighted patients. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1763 Let’s dig deeper into the cause of your sudden chronophobia. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1764 I, too, suffer from time blindness. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1765 You give in to your mother's demands. I give in to my accountant's. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1766 When would you say that your chronophobia began? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1767 Your session will end when the big hand reaches twelve. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1768 I hope the ticking sound doesn't distract you.... 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1769 Don't worry about it. You're certainly not the first GenZ-er needing to confront their fear of analog clocks. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1770 My version of the Rorschach test. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1771 Remember, time is on your side. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1772 Hold that epiphany until next Wednesday, five sharp. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1773 Because “Time IS money!” 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1774 I hope this helps expedite your breakthrough. Overtime begins at 6. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1775 Just a heads up that we’re at seven minutes and fifty-six seconds. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1776 Please tell me more about your mother in law. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
1777 Pressured? Not at all, there’s seven more minutes to go… 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1778 I just feel like time management is taking up a lot of space in my life right now 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1779 You have seven minutes to tell me how you feel you are running out of time. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1780 At $300.00 per hour I'll wake him at 6:00 p.m. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1781 Waste of time and money 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1782 I like to remind my clients that in both life, and especially in therapy, time is limited. I think the big clock helps. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1783 Please be open, but try to remember that you're paying by the hour. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1784 I feel like time is on my side. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1785 Okay,your mother never loved you,your brother ran off with your wife. You've got eight minutes. Go. No pressure,though. 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1786 Yes, but it looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1787 Please explain why it is you are feeling so small? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1788 It's only till my eyeglasses arrive 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1789 The insurance company sent it. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1790 I specialise in big time neuroses. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1791 You need help big time. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1792 I know were done, but I paid for 45 minutes and I'm not getting up yet. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1793 we're in penalty time now 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1794 It's a test to determine your age. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
1795 Who do you think decided to make one hand bigger than the other? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1796 Now might be a good time to talk about your TikTok addiction. 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1797 You really must learn how to live in the moment. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1798 You did say time was on your side, Horace. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1799 Hickory dickory dock Two minutes from stopping our talk 1.2264 0.05732 106 91 6 9
1800 Yes, I suppose time is an abstract concept. But payment is not. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1801 It serves as a reminder that the end is near. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1802 ‘I can’t help it doc, everywhere I go, I see her face.’ 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1803 You dont' have the time on you, do you? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1804 In case my diplomas didn't give it away, I'm kind of a big time psychologist. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1805 So, the Genie thought your last wish was to have a bigger clock? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1806 Are you also hearing a loud ticking sound? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1807 Yes, I suppose ‘seven to six’ does sound like a close football score, but let’s not let your athlemophobia keep us from exploring your chronomentrophobia.” 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1808 It all goes back to my father, Time 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1809 Exposure therapy for procrastinators. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1810 Talk more about feeling "rushed" in here. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1811 And it chimes ‘ka-ching’ at the fifty-five minute mark. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1812 It gives context to the rubbish I'm peddling here. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1813 That’s to remind you that you keep projecting, big time. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1814 And we will stop right here. I need the rest of your hour to write the clinical notes so I can get paid by your insurance 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1815 Nope, I've no idea what it is, either. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1816 I hope you won't mind if I ask you to speak a little faster. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1817 Why do I feel like I am the rabbit in " Alice in Wonderland"? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1818 I think having your own Doomsday Clock might be setting the wrong tone for your life. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1819 Time time time is on my side, yes it is. Sorry we only have 5 minutes left! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1820 But enough about me. In the remaining minutes, do you have anything you’d like to discuss? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1821 No, it's not one of your dreams about time and space. It really is a gigantic clock on the wall. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1822 We’ll have to stop here. I nearly lost track of time.” 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1823 The time is up. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1824 Well, we'll have to continue exploring your unhealthy fixation on mortality next week. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1825 For perspective, the second hand is Armageddon. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1826 it feels like the clock is always ticking away. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1827 So, you get paid by the minute. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1828 Come on. Out with it while there’s still time. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1829 I feel like we need to dig a little deeper to understand why you seem so fixated on the passage of time. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1830 Freud compared everything with big clocks. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1831 I thought time only flies when you’re having fun…. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1832 I see by the big hand that you're on your own until Friday at 4PM 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1833 your insomnia is now cured… remember, don't watch the clock 1.2250 0.05085 120 101 11 8
1834 No, I'm not watching the clock! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1835 I’d love to know why you keep bringing that in here. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1836 Somehow, I feel like your attention is elsewhere. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1837 I had to replace the grandfather clock after I realized I wanted to marry it. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1838 My passive-aggressive way of saying your time is up 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1839 I think we've gotten beyond your Dali obsession. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1840 They say time is a great healer. For me its a great money maker. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1841 Since I bill at $360 per hour, I need the second hand to charge you correctly. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1842 Well, actually, no. It's not five o'clock anywhere. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1843 Wow, time flies when you're having psychotherapy. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1844 Don't worry. I'm here for you. Take your time. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1845 After awhile you don’t even notice it anymore 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1846 I feel better, big time 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1847 ‘I just want you to sit with it. Time heals’ 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1848 Yes, you are getting older, but try not to focus on that. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1849 Time is always on your side. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1850 If you think about it, all we really have is time. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1851 Oh that’s MY mom’s fault 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1852 Whoever judged last week’s contest should have their fingernails extracted. “Until the thermostat is turned up, your stocking stuffer will be toe-jam” 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1853 That second hand seems stuck. 8 more agonizing minutes of mid-life crisis! 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
1854 So exactly what is it that makes you think there arent enough hours in the day for you to accomplish your goals? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1855 I'm starting to think you have an oversized fear of running out of time. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1856 I'm starting to think my fear of time is not as irrational as we thought. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1857 No, nothing to worry about. If that were the doomsday clock it would say 11:59. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1858 When I asked you to draw the hands of a clock, I didn’t mean that you should draw it on my wall. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1859 It's an early Dali 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1860 I see that the fear of time passing you by looms large in your life. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1861 Just wait until you see the cuckoo 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1862 I didn't think going to a shrink would be so literal. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1863 How does happy hour make you feel? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1864 When the big hand points to your insecurities, our time is up. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1865 It’s a Litmus Test for my younger patients. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1866 Bob, time is a societal construct, I’m charging per word now. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1867 A wish is just a wish a dream is just a dream as time goes by. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1868 You have seven minutes to lose those Crocs so we can get on with this. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1869 I like my patients to know I'm big-time. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1870 I thought adding a "cha ching" sound would be overkill. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1871 'Staring at it won't make the hour any cheaper.' 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1872 I'll warn you before the alarm goes off. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1873 Her name is Big Sally. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1874 Well,would you rather I look at my watch the whole time? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1875 after a while you barely notice the ticking. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1876 Eight minutes left. So, where do you think this crushing anxiety comes from? Seven minutes… 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1877 Well, well. Would you look at the time! Not that anyone's counting the minutes, mind you -ha-ha. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1878 I guess there is time to go deeper. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1879 It was on top of a building that was demolished. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1880 Is the clock for me or for you? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1881 You seem quite relaxed despite your big-time anxieties. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1882 Not to worry, I'm sure we can solve all your problems in the time remaining. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1883 About this obsession with morality….. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1884 Don’t be alarmed. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1885 When did you first notice this sense of foreboding? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1886 Well, it looks like our time is almost over. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1887 Time is relative, just not in here. Take your time. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1888 Let’s try not to focus on your anxiety about wasting time in the time we have left” 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1889 It helps me time my kegels too. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1890 Do you feel that you are ready for the Big Time? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1891 It makes people think they're getting more for their hour. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1892 It’s a metaphor. For time. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1893 Let’s hope it’s “spring forward” daylight savings. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1894 Okay, tell me more about your anxiety. You have seven minutes to really WOW me. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1895 You look concerned, but don’t worry I hung it up using double sided tape. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1896 Having second thoughts? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1897 At 6 pm the psychiatrist comes in and the rate doubles. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1898 I think I know where your obsession with big hands comes from. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1899 Why would you think you're a 'big-time loser'? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1900 And I thought I had time management issues 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1901 I’d like to hear more about that, but you’ll have to be brief - I’m just noticing the time. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1902 Yep, it's a little off ... and so are you. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1903 Okay, describe your relationship with your mom. But you'll have to keep it brief, so just use keywords. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1904 Maybe it’s simply a giant clock, or perhaps it’s a constant reminder that your mother is waiting for you to start a family. Whelp, look at the time. We’ll dive into that question next week. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
1905 Your eyelids are feeling heavy . . . You are feeling sleepy . . . You are relaxed . . . My fees are reasonable . . . 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1906 „I can‘t believe our 30mins are already over“ 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1907 Did you say you were suffering from feeling of inadequacy about the size of your clock? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1908 Do not ask for whom the clock ticks, Mr. Skarpedian. Of course it ticks for you. 1.2214 0.04760 131 110 13 8
1909 I have some big time problems 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1910 I'd be delighted to hear more about how you think time doesn't exist, but I'm afraid our time is just about done 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1911 Don't worry, its just my biological clock 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1912 My wife keeps telling me that her biological clock is ticking, but I just don’t hear it. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1913 Now let's overcome your fear of clocks. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1914 Are you sure you want to start questioning your sexuality right now? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1915 Time,Time,Time is on my side, I know it is” 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1916 I’ll tell you this much: I absolutely did not ask my husband for a “big clock.” I think his hearing is going. Also he has a small penis. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1917 Does time expand to fill the space available? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1918 When the big hand hits 12 we change places. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1919 For your session I’ve installed a representation of your fantasy, but perhaps I misheard you—did you say you desire a big clock? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1920 It was a gift from my optometrist. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1921 Yes, psychotherapy pays the bills but my real passion is time management. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1922 Two minute warning. I suggest you punt. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1923 I think that I’m getting a subliminal message here. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1924 I know, I didn’t think it was funny either. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1925 ‘It’s my new Apple Watch minus the patent infringements’ 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1926 Okay so we've got seven minutes for your abandonment issues. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1927 You can finish that sentence next week. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1928 No patient has ever asked me why it's called a second hand when there are three of them. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1929 One. I'm a little nearsighted. and two, the ticking alone makes sure that none of my patients fall asleep on the couch. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1930 Ignore the clock, it’s between Christmas and New Year’s. Time doesn’t exist. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1931 My, would you look at the time? I mean, just LOOK at it!” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1932 I think we have a few more minutes to go. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1933 So in the remaining seven minutes why not give me a truncated version of your entire life. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1934 If you have a problem with it Michael, then you shouldn’t have paid me in magic beans. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1935 Some say times fly, I just say that it is big 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1936 We're into your second billable hour now. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1937 Tell me more about feeling like a big time loser. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1938 Stop projecting. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1939 The hourly fee is just as big. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1940 Why do YOU think I got such a big clock? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1941 It symbolizes how every second here is valuable - but costs you five dollars. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1942 In case you didn’t notice our time is up.” 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1943 The little hand is pointing to your feet, which means it's time for you to skedaddle. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1944 Pay no attention to the clock, it's just for decoration 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1945 You say your greatest fear is being killed in a clock accident? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1946 The alarm shakes the entire building. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1947 So, why do you think you see a big clock on the wall? 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1948 My eyes are over here. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1949 Yeah, I know, it’s a little big but it does seem to make my time with you go by faster. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1950 So, tell me, why do you think you make problems bigger than they ought to be? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1951 Ignore it, Gilbert. It’s just there to make sure I take my Prozac.” 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1952 What is time to us? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1953 And this was before the clock melted, Mr Dali? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1954 That's all the time we need today to bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1955 I see our time is almost up. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1956 Every time a client calls me a 'shrink' I get a bigger one 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1957 Well then let's talk about your mom's Swatch. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1958 Time is just a concept - but the clocks real. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1959 Doctor, maybe a wallpaper of a happy place would be nicer 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1960 Maybe you are just a little man? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1961 I'm afraid that’s all we’ve got time for, doctor 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1962 No, no—it's always been there. You just must not have noticed it before. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1963 Why do all my patients keep looking at my clock?? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1964 Stay as long as you like. Time is money. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1965 Breathe deeply. Imagine time expanding. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1966 Well Mr. Smithers, congratulations on making it to the big time! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1967 You said it was "almost sex." Let's explore that. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1968 I have my own issues. My psychologist suggested that I put it there. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1969 You need to focus on the big things. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1970 Ready, set, divulge! “ 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1971 It's less about your therapy and more about my billing. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1972 I see our time is up." 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1973 This'll cost you big time. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1974 And why do you think Big Ben is a recurring theme for you? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1975 I really don't know. Which one do you think most resembles a phallus? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1976 I can either charge overtime, or take three minutes off next session. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1977 You say the passage of time weighs on you? 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1978 Sounds like you're having big time hallucinations. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1979 Get ready, get set, $390. . . 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
1980 You seem more fixated than usual. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1981 We have 8 minutes and 56 seconds left in our session. Coming up to the 30 second mark .....and pretty soon we'll have only 7 minutes left." 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1982 Why yes, I am a Freudian therapist. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1983 Unlike the Rolling Stones, time is not on your side. 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1984 Any final thoughts ? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1985 You have 7 minutes before your $150.00/hour nap is done. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1986 You're experiencing what we call 'clock envy'. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1987 Why on earth do the last 7 minutes of the day take the longest? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1988 Two minute and fifty-six second warning. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1989 What annoying ticking? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1990 Ignore. Practice mindfulness. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1991 For your next trauma, just give me the highlights. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1992 I understand you're here to see me about 2 things: Your time management and your anxiety.... 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1993 If you see it at big & ominous, then we’ll definitely be needing more sessions. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1994 Time just hangs over me. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1995 Yes, I charge by the hours. Why do you ask? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1996 It's too heavy to fly. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1997 When you say you feel time isn’t on your side, I assume you mean figuratively… 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1998 So do I have to pay you with a really large check? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1999 We went a bit over last time, and your HMO got involved. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2000 Now Mr. Keaton, back to your acrophobia. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2001 Don't make me say it. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2002 My wall clock is specially designed to become enormous and threatening if patients exceed their allotted 50 minutes. You’re at least two minutes over. 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
2003 Yes- big time! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2004 But I think Time is on my side 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2005 I think a clock that size helps a client attach a greater value to every single second. Me too. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2006 Alexa used to remind me that our time was almost up, but I decided this was much less intrusive. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2007 Let's discuss your obsession with passing time. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2008 Well, you seem to blow everything out of proportion. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2009 Looking at it won’t make your parole go by faster. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2010 Almost Nap Time 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2011 Le client qui sait que sa séance est terminée et le spécialiste qui sait également que sa séance va (enfin?) se teminer. Le temps qui passe est souligné par l'énorme horloge et le fait que les 2 personnes la fixe. 1.2165 0.05904 97 84 5 8
2012 Time for the denouement 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2013 My kids can’t stop talking Tik Tok so I decided to give it a try. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2014 If you want to cry about it y suggest you do it quickly because your session is about to end 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2015 Almost dinner time…wonder what we’re having….ah, “What was your question again?” 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2016 Have you ever thought about how much time you have left, you know, in a broader sense? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2017 Time's almost up. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2018 The steady ticking is good for business – drives people nuts. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2019 Then I decided I was ready to go big time 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2020 I misplaced my eyeglasses. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2021 It used to be “Big Pharma” that made me anxious… 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2022 Every hour has 50 minutes. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2023 It’s like the opposite of Vegas casinos here. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2024 When the big hand hits the top, all the complaining has to stop. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2025 We have seven minutes left and you've done nothing but kvetch, kvetch, kvetch. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2026 Seems like you have a big time problem. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2027 But you said at your last appointment that because of your ADHD you struggle with time blindness? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2028 An optimist sees the hours yet to be filled; while the pessimist sees a garish, over-priced, already out-of-date impulse purchase born of countless lonely hours spent bingeing home reno shows. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2029 The clock is a test..If you see it bigger than your head it means that you have to attend here twice a week for at least 5 years 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2030 Time anxiety? I can’t imagine why. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2031 I didn't want patients focussing on my Harvard diplomas. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2032 Oh that? Flava Flav was having a garage sale. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2033 Time of death: 5:53PM. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2034 There's just enough time to relive your "seven minutes in heaven" experience. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2035 Therapist: So David, you were telling me how you procrastinate? Patient: I'll get to it in.... 7.5 minutes 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2036 7 minutes ‘til quittin’ time! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2037 Your session ends in eight minutes or when the clock falls on you. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2038 As you know, I specialize in therapy for the legally blind. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2039 That's it? I thought we had more time! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2040 I guess I should start from the beginning... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2041 I see we’ve run over our time by three minutes today. No worries, we’ll just have a 47 minute session next week. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2042 Nervous tic. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2043 The big hand's your father, the little hand's your mother and the second hand is you. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2044 It seems to run more slowly during your hour. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2045 We're on the verge of a big-time breakthrough. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2046 It's in fahrenheit 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2047 Patient: Time is on my side. Therapist: Yes it is. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2048 When you said our time together would be big this isn’t what I thought you meant 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2049 It both calms me down and keeps you concentrated. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2050 It represents the enormous fee I'll be charging. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2051 Take your time. Each tick is just a dime. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2052 I’m feeling like time is passing me by. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2053 It’s actually an art piece called “our time is almost up.” 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2054 Next session I'd like to see an enormous box of tissues... 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
2055 It’s a big factor for all of us. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2056 It strikes me that your grandfather Ben was a towering figure of your childhood... 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2057 This motherfucker 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2058 No, there's nothing Freudian about a huge clock. And, by the way, I'm supposed to be asking the questions. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2059 And in this dream, who do the hands and the face belong to? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2060 No,no,not you. But some people can ramble on and on forever. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2061 So what you're asking is "Why?" 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2062 Your insurance company encourages you to make the most of each minute of therapy. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2063 I have found that four minute billing has expedited recovery amongst my patients. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2064 It's 'cause I'm not really good with time. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2065 Just don't think about it. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2066 As Freud said "Every second counts"--or was it my accountant? 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2067 I feel like time is looming over me. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2068 How does my massive, loud and distracting clock make you feel? 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2069 I notice that you focus a lot on mortality. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2070 That's not the time WE have left; it's the time YOU have left. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
2071 I don't want to rush you, but ... 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2072 And now the big topic. Six. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2073 I thought we could both use the distraction 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2074 I see we’ve come to the end of your big time problems for today. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2075 Only eight minutes to get your life in order, Mr. Brown. What do you say? Mr. Brown! Mr. Brown!! Wake up!!! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2076 I’m a clock watcher too. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2077 Sorry, no discount for me-time. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2078 It’s to remind you that anyone can be right twice a day. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2079 We're into overtime now. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2080 A reminder that your issues cannot be solved in merely an hour. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2081 I don't like to hide the fact I bill by the hour. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2082 I switched to the clock after a tragic hourglass accident. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2083 You wanted more time, I gave you more time. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2084 No, therapy isn't a joke. The best therapy is all about timing whereas the best jokes are all about......I forget 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2085 We find analog more soothing for our patients. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2086 There's the Id, the Ego, and the Superego. Tell me which one is which? 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2087 You have 7 more minutes to justify your existence. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2088 No, I wouldn't say that my services are on a strict hourly basis. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2089 My mother always wanted me to be a big-time therapist and, well... 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2090 The large clock helps my patients visualize a greater value for the hour spent with me, that and the ticking puts most of them to sleep so they leave feeling relaxed. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2091 Your think that’s big, just wait till you get my bill. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2092 You seem a little preoccupied with the time... 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2093 Tell me more about how your preoccupation with time began with these sessions. But do it in the next seven minutes. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2094 Gosh, where id the time go? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2095 we're all contestants on 'beat the clock.' 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2096 Yes... I can see why the hour hand might have a complex. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2097 Well Donald I’m afraid your time is almost up. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
2098 It means we have seven minutes left in this session. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2099 Yes indeed, I did switch back. Something about an analog clock just feels less intrusive in our digital world. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2100 It helps me stay focused on what's important in these sessions. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2101 And how does it make you feel that my main incentive is to maximize billable hours? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2102 Well, that’s one man’s idea of the big time. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2103 This session is not covered by your insurance plan! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2104 Keep talking , you have $107 left in this session 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2105 I can't tell you which patient gave it to me. Let's just say he's well known in the hip-hop community. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2106 I wanted the Jeopardy theme song. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2107 Looks like our time is up. Please tell me the last thing that came to mind and then get out." 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2108 My office used to be a train station. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2109 Why don’t the hands point at me? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2110 It helps me to focus on what really counts. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2111 Thanks for choosing Costco for your therapy. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2112 I know it's distracting, but the clocktower is rent controlled. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2113 Lately if feels like my life is just slipping away.... 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2114 Yes, it’s 7 minutes to 6pm. But what does that *mean* to you? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2115 We're three minutes into time-and-a-half. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2116 Our time’s almost up, but you still have two seconds for anything you’d like to share. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2117 Got to go, Jeopardy’s almost on 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2118 And where would you say this phobia of time comes from? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2119 Yea, and wait until it strikes the hour! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2120 You'll know when your time is up. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2121 Don’t pay attention. Its my coffee timer. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2122 Actually, now that you mention it, a lot of my patients do have a feeling of impending doom. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2123 I think my optometrist is not good. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2124 I see our time is about up . . . is there anything else? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2125 The matching chaise longue comes next week. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2126 Ignore that, I used to be the psychiatrist on a kids tv show 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2127 Take all the time left on the clock you need, Mr. Jones. We're going to get to the root of that anxiety today. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2128 Time is on your side. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2129 Time is not up. How does that make you feel? 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2130 Okay, okay, your life sucks, but I still have a dinner date. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2131 This is a guideline,not a rule. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2132 …and I’m hallucinating big time. 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2133 And how do you feel about that? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2134 The problem is my wife keeps insisting that I have ADD. How much time do we have left? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2135 Does that say 1 O'clock? I can't see without my glasses. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2136 Clarity arrives at 6:00. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2137 I know you’re here for a gambling addiction, but I’ll bet you’ve never seen a clock that big. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2138 It keeps getting larger every time you lie to your therapist 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2139 Any particular reason you feel like life is passing you by? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2140 Our life would be easier if they eliminated daylight savings time. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2141 Isn't a Doomsday Clock a little on the nose? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2142 I just think it would have looked better on the outside of the building. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2143 Just try to think of it as a wall decoration 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2144 Time is really on your side. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2145 A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2146 You seem to be obsessed with the time. Can you say more about that? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2147 It’s not passive or aggressive—it’s just a really big clock that says time’s UP! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2148 Well Mr Giuliani , it looks like your time is almost up 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2149 Oh,my next patient is Harold Lloyd 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2150 You have 5 minutes left to talk about your mother. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2151 I’ll give you extra time. You’re less depressing than the 6 o’clock news. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2152 You wait until the last 7 minutes and 53 seconds to bring up your marital problems? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2153 Time and tide wait for no shrink. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2154 I knew you were ready for the big time. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2155 If you were a clock, which hand would you most identify with? The big hand? The little one? Both? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2156 I’m sorry but I just can’t find a pair of glasses that suit me. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2157 Time is money: that clock cost a bundle. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2158 We‘ve almost reached the end of today‘s lucid-dreaming session. You only had one nightmare when I mentioned my charge… 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2159 It’s like truth in advertising, the clock represents my hourly rate. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2160 The up arrow charts your payments. The down arrow is your progress. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2161 And why do you feel as though our time is up today? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2162 The drooping, Salvador Dali one was a bit much. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2163 Yup, time is important to both of us. Yours is about discussing your problems and mine is about making money off of your problems. 1.2088 0.05954 91 79 5 7
2164 It’s a subliminal way to let you know about my new hourly fee structure. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2165 And why exactly do you feel like time is flying by? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2166 Twelve is the witching hour; six is the bitching hour. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2167 Are we done yet? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2168 It keeps me from checking my watch all the time. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2169 Just a subtle reminder that my life is also slipping away. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2170 That’s right. I do bill by the hour. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2171 Small problems, small clocks - Big problems, big clocks! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2172 When your time is up, it plays 'My Melancholy Baby'" 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2173 When did this feeling of time running out start to afflict you? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2174 We try to include the Doomsday Clock. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2175 We have seven minutes to sort out if the voices in your head are roommates or squatters. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2176 I borrowed it from the Atomic Scientists. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2177 I’m afraid your incredible breakthrough will have to wait till next week… 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2178 People used to seem skeptical whenever I said that our time was up. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2179 Now you’re seeing things from others’ perspective - there’s mine. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2180 I hope you don’t have a fear of a giant clock falling on you because I put that up myself. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2181 Peter, time is NOT the issue… 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2182 You’ve got seven minutes left to spill your guts. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2183 It's five fifty-three P.M. Do you know where your inner children are? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2184 Oh my. Looks like we are out of time. Let’s pick up next week where you are just about to jump off the Empire State Building 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2185 I'm gaslighting you." 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2186 It's about time. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2187 It’s five fifty-three, there’s no one in the place, except you and me … 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2188 I think we made a real breakthrough today. By the way is that acid kicking in yet? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2189 Understood,Carl. But hands on your cock have nothing to do with the hands on the clock. Please put your pants on until next time. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2190 You needn't worry, Mr. VanBlinken. I'll let you know when our time is up. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2191 Why,yes. Harold Lloyd was my grandfather. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2192 I've made an accommodation for the anxiety you've expressed about the end of each session. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2193 Tell me more about why you get the sense that time is controlling your life. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2194 Well, I think we've just had a breakthrough - big time! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2195 Please try to relax. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2196 Evade all you like but remember: the big clock never stops. 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2197 No, I’m not looking at the clock. But if I was, how would that make you feel? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2198 What makes you feel that time is running out? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2199 The little hand is at your knee, so pause 'til next time and meantime let it be. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2200 The old clock was worse... it kept saying Koo-koo! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2201 That's your interpretation... but sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2202 I have to rent a scaffold twice a year to change the time. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2203 We analysts call that the 50 minute shrink hour. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2204 You should see my wallet! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2205 Do I like being a psychotherapist? Yeah, big time. 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2206 It reminds me that everything is relative. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2207 So you were telling me about your fear of large hands 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2208 I have a very big time problem 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2209 I’m aware of the time, and we have to end now 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2210 Since this is your first time here, let me point out that when you're in my recliner chair, things appear to be larger than they actually are. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2211 Seven minutes to a margarita. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2212 The clock tells me that you owe me another $300" 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2213 My problems always feel smaller after we talk them through. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2214 Now there can be no mistaking when this session is over. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2215 I give up—5:47? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2216 Goodness, I was so unaware of what time it was! Session’s up. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2217 The pressure you're feeling is from your inner child. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2218 It's there to remind us of three things: we all die, our issues are ultimately such small things, and, finally, that we have seven minutes left in our session. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2219 Some of my patients were uncomfortable with what a small amount of time they had for each session. I hope that this change will put them more at ease. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2220 Just to remind you that if you don't overshare I won't overcharge 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2221 I have never seen a case of analog dysphoria as severe as yours. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2222 Your clock is lovely. But how would you feel about not counting each minute out loud? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2223 For the next two minutes block out all outside distractions and focus on your breath. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2224 I want you to elaborate on your obsession with time, but seeing as our hour is almost up, let’s talk about it at your next appointment. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2225 It was supposed to be digital 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2226 I don’t want to say that we’re on a time clock but…. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2227 You can regift it. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2228 You're getting better...stopped at only 2 1/2 minutes overtime. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2229 No, you're fine; Kong's watch runs a little fast. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2230 I say we try to focus on the moment. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2231 So, you feel like a ticking time bomb? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2232 Time doesn’t repeat itself, but it often has egomaniacal tendencies and extreme self important images. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2233 It doesn't look so much like a reminder of my impending and unavoidable doom at this size. It looks more like 5:53. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2234 We prefer to use free associations in our sessions. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2235 The end looms near.. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2236 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2237 Patients claimed I stared at the clock. Now everyone stares. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2238 Tempus? Fugit! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2239 I hope that’s not too distracting for you. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2240 Waiting for Godot 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2241 Do you remember when these feelings of dread about each passing second first started? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2242 Looks like our time is about up. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2243 On the bright side, I feel like time is on my side. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2244 We like to think of ourselves as the thinking man's Tick Talk 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2245 Doc , You've got too much time on your hands ! 1.2056 0.05268 107 92 8 7
2246 It's a takeoff on the doomsday clock only it's your remaining life." 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2247 This clock goes backwards in time. How does that make you feel? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2248 It's a Rorshclock test. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2249 I find it speeds up my client's trust in me big time. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2250 When your office is behind the dial in a clock tower, you have to learn to read the face backward. Don’t worry - you still got about forty three minutes. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2251 Time is on your side this week, but don’t start feeling smug. I’m redecorating tomorrow. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2252 When did you start to resent working overtime? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2253 When the clock strikes 6, you'll become a fully functioning person. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2254 You better talk fast. Happy Hour is almost over. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2255 This is what I meant by clear boundaries. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2256 That’s messed up, Mr. Hanson. Let’s just watch the clock until your appointment is over. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2257 It grows a millimeter each time a patient passes gas in that couch. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2258 You do know what they say about ‘Docs With Big Clocks’ don’t you? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2259 I always say to my patients only time will tell. And this clock is telling you our session is up for today. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2260 And how does it remind you of your mother? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2261 See what time is doing to you? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2262 Just concentrate on the big hand until it reaches $200 o'clock. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2263 Well we do find that it's helpful to leave at least five minutes to talk about your mother. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2264 Well, with the few minutes we have left, can you tell me why you’re obsessed with time? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2265 No cookies and milk, and we continue with your childhood until the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2266 We have to move on Mr. Smith, there 8 minutes left on the meter. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2267 Does time REALLY tell? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2268 Let’s try not to obsess about your mortality for the next six minutes and fifty-six seconds, shall we? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2269 Actually it's three minutes slow. I'm afraid your time is up. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2270 It's normal-sized. I'm a shrink, remember? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2271 So sorry, I’ll have to charge you for the next half hour, I just totally lost track of the time 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2272 As you can see, that’s our time for the day 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2273 No, not everything is phallic. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2274 We put it up there so you won't keep looking at your watch 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2275 Let's work with that, Mr. Hook; so you say tic-toc makes you feel anxious? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2276 And now, your mother. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2277 The hospital system that bought our facility has sort of a thing about appointments running over. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2278 Well, I see our time is almost up. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2279 I went big so you'll go home. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2280 It was $10 more and I thought to myself -why not! My time with my Client's are important. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2281 Time is just an illusion 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2282 To remind you to address your issues, big time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2283 Youve got about eight minutes 'til beer-thirty. Make 'em count. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2284 I just don't think I'm ready for the big time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2285 Yes, I am your friend but 50 minutes is all you get. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2286 It wouldn't feel so long if you brought more interesting topics to discuss. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2287 No worries - if you've got the money, I've got the time. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2288 I had hopes for the extra two and a half minutes, but you're still just as wacko as ever. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2289 So you were telling me about your anxiety about time? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2290 I hate to wake him. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2291 Looks like even your time is pretentious. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2292 Take your time until it's up in like seven minutes. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2293 I got it from The Big Frickin' Clock Store. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2294 ``Wake up! You've got eight minutes to say something interesting. Then I'm outta here.'' 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2295 6 minutes, 56 seconds to your apocalypse. Thoughts? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2296 Our hours are almost up. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2297 You have 7 minutes to get to the sex stuff. Hurry up! 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2298 It’s your own personal doomsday clock. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2299 Yes. That’s our official clock. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2300 I think you meant to say, “I FEEL that it was an obnoxious purchase and complete waste of money.” 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2301 Well, I'll be darn. Our time is almost up. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2302 If time is so short,why does it take so long? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2303 Well, it looks like we've got a couple of minutes to discuss your generational trauma 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2304 Yes, you are right. There are 2700 seconds in each of our sessions. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2305 If you were the guy at the end of the auto commercials, that 7 minutes left would equate to 9,000 words. So get rolling! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2306 I can’t seem to find a big enough battery for it. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2307 I don't know why I ordered the big size, I really should ask my therapist. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2308 You are not my first patient to have an irrational fear of a clock falling on them. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2309 Wake up! That's PM, not AM. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2310 In about 7 minutes, you may want to hold on to something ! 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2311 And now let's talk about your time anxiety 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2312 It's part of my new mental health efficiency program. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2313 Well, Mr. Brenner, in seven minutes how about a stream-of-consciousness exercise? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2314 Hi. I'm Dr. Anna Logue. This clock reminds you when the session is over and to whom you make out the check. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2315 I find it helps stay on topic. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2316 I’ve been thinking of adding a cash register chime for each tick of the second hand. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2317 You need to understand that in most relationships timing is everything. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2318 All my HMO patients get secondhand therapy. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2319 I don't think this will help cure my addiction to Tik Tok. 1.2021 0.05775 94 82 5 7
2320 I don't know, my decorator did it. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2321 You do realize you're billing me out at $5 per minute, right? 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2322 The ticking might be loud but when your time is up it's accurate. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2323 As you can see, it’s nearly penis o’clock. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2324 We either face that or we face the music 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2325 I can't have a breakthrough now. We only have seven minutes. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2326 Please focus on me, and stop worrying about how much this is costing per hour. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2327 There is no present like the time, and your time's nearly up. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2328 How do you feel about over-staying your session at the end of my difficult and challening day? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2329 It is not up to me regardless of whether you ruin your life or not 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2330 Sadly, my clock runneth over, too. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2331 Your troubles are almost over. We’re out of time! See? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2332 In this case,time is on your side. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2333 I’ve been told I’m a big time psychologist 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2334 That isn't for me. That is to help you how much time is left in your miserable existence. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2335 I'm trained to look at it as money. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2336 I sense that my time is rapidly coming to a close, Dr Rorschach. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2337 You have just a few minutes left to figure out why time makes you so anxious. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2338 It's so important not to lose sight of our priorities. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2339 It's as if I had a giant clock ticking over my head 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2340 Well, look at that our times up. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2341 No, it's not just for you. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2342 Tempus fugit, except for now. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2343 Your nap will be over in 7 minutes. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2344 Tic Toc! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2345 It helps to prevent stories from going on longer than necessary. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2346 It seems that we only have seven more minutes to resolve all of your issues. Let's hurry. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2347 In another seven minutes, you’ll be cured…for six days. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2348 We have to resolve this issue in 7 minutes 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2349 No, sorry--discounts aren't available for solving your problems early. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2350 Time to wake up - our session is almost over. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2351 Just so you know, I really am a big time psychologist 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2352 Time and time again 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2353 Wake up, dickhead! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2354 You have 7 and 1/2 minutes left to convince me not to put you in the nut house. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2355 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW ASSOCIATIONS CLOCK? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2356 I wish we had more ti... 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2357 This clock is fast; I am sorry, we are running out of time and this session will end in 1 minute. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2358 My Freudian colleagues laughed when I asked for a big clock. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2359 It’s your time, yes, but as your therapist, I see dozing past your fifty-minute deadline as hostile. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2360 No pressure, but you're running out of time to fix your life. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2361 So you feel more of a connection with the second hand. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2362 You betcha I’m a big time shrink. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2363 Yes, it’s a big wall clock but still not as big as your ego. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2364 I got it from the “my hour can’t be up already” store. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2365 I know you said you're on the clock, but. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2366 Well our time is almost up, and at 6 o’clock you’ll be on the big clock for billing purposes.” 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2367 Big clock? Oh my, I guess you're right---I never noticed. Anyway, let's get back to your feelings of your observations not getting much attention. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2368 Well, that’s our time 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2369 Our session is almost over. I suggest you slowly wake up before the alarm goes off. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2370 we still keep running over. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2371 Ordered it online. Who'd think it wouldn't be normal size? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2372 No pressure, but when the big hand touches the twelve, your 'time' is up 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2373 Let's pick up where we left off , with your inflated sense of time and your deflated libido. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2374 You finally hit the big time. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2375 Do you want to start, or should I? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2376 If this increases your anxiety, blame it on your cheap HMO. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2377 It was specifically designed for big moments. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2378 As a step in our developing trust in our relationship, I can assure you we'll always give you the time of day. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2379 Tell me a little bit more about your father, er, clock. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2380 I do existential therapy. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2381 I think you're finally ready for the big time. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2382 oh, it's the doomsday clock but we have 7 minutes 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2383 Dr. I see you have alot of time on your hands! Do you have any time for me? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2384 I notice you're focused on the time. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2385 At six sharp you'll have to share the couch with my next client. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2386 You are, somehow, getting very sleepy. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2387 everything comes in its time 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2388 Your life is a mess, big time. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2389 We're in the process of replacing the numbers with dollar signs. Thoughts? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2390 If you fancy stretching out the session, try gazing mindfully at the minute hand... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2391 Guessing you want this to end as much as I do. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2392 What makes you think your time is running out? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2393 So, Mr. Jones, exactly when would you say that these symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder began to present themselves? … Oh, at about 5:50 PM, just before I laid down here and noticed how crooked your diplomas are on the wall. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2394 For your remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds, let’s discuss your anxiousness. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2395 Sorry, I think you were saying something about being ignored? Is that a feeling you've had since childhood or something more recent? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2396 You’re right. It’s 5:00 somewhere but not here. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2397 You can stop staring and start talking...you've missed Happy Hour. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2398 As Chet delivered his election monologue in therapy, his psychiatrist mentally cast their vote for the session to end sooner rather than later. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2399 How about we quit early for a 7.5% discount? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2400 Have you heard a word I’ve said? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2401 Tell me more about this massive clock face you perceive on my wall. If it begins to melt, then what ails you is a case of acute surrealism. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2402 Nap time over 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2403 These Rorschach’s are getting a little leading, don’t you think? 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2404 Does this correlate to the doomsday clock or is it on its own time line? 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2405 I still don’t understand why I don’t get the full hour 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2406 Our time is about up...." 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2407 You’re bringing me down big time! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2408 It’s 5:52pm. How does that make you feel? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2409 Hurry up. The game's about to start. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2410 My marketing team calls it 'my time is your time'. Oh, and we now bill you by the minute. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2411 Keep talking, I'm just checking how long until this is over. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2412 Trust me, it's the only way to cure you of Chronophobia. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2413 Kinda makes you think about the Doomsday Calendar. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2414 I opted for a big clock, to be in sync with your therapy bill. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2415 My mother was also heavy handed 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2416 Live in the moment. Now this one. Now this next one. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2417 I'm a psychologist, yes, but with ADHD, of course I need a big clock. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2418 What Emoji best represents how you are feeling? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2419 So how long have you been feeling like you just don’t have enough time to get things done? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2420 I put the big one up for my terminal patients. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2421 Really?! You see your mother? Tell me more… 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2422 To be fully transparent you should know we're approaching $300. And feel free to ask me any other questions. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2423 A little reminder that time is precious! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2424 yeah, the ticking will drive you crazy 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2425 Why do you think it's stuck on 6:53. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2426 By the end of our session, you will be fully erect. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2427 I just don't want you to go over this time. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2428 “Thought you wouldn’t mind if Big Ben chimed in at the top of the hour.” 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2429 I charge by the second now. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2430 No, I dont believe time is on my side! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2431 I found it on TIK TOC. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2432 The clock is ticking, whether we choose to pay attention to it or not. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2433 We’re here to find out what makes you tick. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2434 I see all time's almost up. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2435 Well, Mr. Seidner, this session is over, but we'll continue working on your time anxiety again next week, in about 166 hours, 53 minutes. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2436 You have about three minutes left before my interest wanes. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2437 I don’t mean to sound apocalyptic, Mr. Sherman, but I’ve booked your mother at 6. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2438 I can see our time is up. Can you hold that thought until next week? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2439 The big hand says that we’ll pick this up next session. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2440 Okay FINE let’s talk about the clock in the room, IM SORRY I mistook feet for inches, it was 5 in the morning I was VERY tired and it was non-returnable- but everyone makes mistakes and let’s not forget that’s why you’re here Jim. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2441 I know that in our consult you said time heals all wounds but for $400/hour I didn't think you'd be quite so literal about it. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2442 My clients seem to want more for their money...this is my solution! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2443 Our session ends when the clock strikes you. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2444 I’m afraid we only have 7 minutes to wrap up a lifetime of unresolved issues. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2445 It’s six minutes later than the last time you asked me. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2446 It's supposed to distract you from watching me write notes about your behavior. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2447 Patients usually feel more at ease knowing I'm not just some small time therapist. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2448 It's come in very handy ever since I started charging by the second. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2449 Choose any happy place you like, so long as it comes with incessant, thunderous ticking. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2450 Do you have the time? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2451 We have a tremendous amount of time, so let’s start with all your problems! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2452 So, are you saying I need to spring forward or fall back? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2453 Time to tell me about your Mother. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2454 Time to wake up before you hear the hour chime... 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2455 Your time is almost up. Any last words?? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2456 Flava Flav was a former client 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2457 So why do YOU think you always feel so small? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2458 That was a very productive session. Are you feeling anxious at all as the time approaches? " -Um, no, why? "Because you're afraid of 6" -I said I'm afraid of 'sex' 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2459 My parents told me they used to use this thing to tell time. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2460 Just try to be present 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2461 It was a gift from my mother-in-law 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2462 I find this is especially helpful for my longer-winded clients. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2463 This is a new version of the Rorschach inkblot test. What do you see when you look at the clock? 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2464 It will help you process time! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2465 Of course I wish we could keep talking. Why do you ask? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2466 Nah...who's counting? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2467 You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older... 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2468 Some say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but I think face is. Your face indicates to me that you're nearly out of time. I'm so sorry Bill. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2469 If you keep time in perspective, a few minutes can feel like a lifetime…. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2470 Hour is up. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2471 You now have 7 minutes and 30 seconds left, now you have 7 minutes and 20 seconds left, you now have ... 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2472 Your time is almost up. Have you prepared a will? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2473 Just a small reminder that I charge by the hour. 1.1959 0.05412 97 84 7 6
2474 Try to free yourself from the burden of time for the remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2475 Sometimes I just ask, “Y.” 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2476 I get it, its a 50 minute hour 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2477 I’m just not sure I’m ready for the big time. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2478 But where would that sense of inadequacy come from? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2479 Its small arm indicates that your feet, rather than your head, are the problem. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2480 I told you I felt stuck in a moment; I didn’t expect you to show me exactly which one. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2481 I see our time is almost up. As do you. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2482 Holy shit, that's a big clock. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2483 Tell me more. I’ve got all the time in the world. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2484 Some people feel like they get more for their money this way. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2485 Oh, let's not focus on the time. Let's talk about your obsession with death. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2486 Oops, I am on overtime now. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2487 Well,I see from the clock on the wall 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2488 Your wife was in here last hour and said the clock read 4:53. What time do you think it is, Hal? 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2489 It's a big time for you. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2490 Your breakthrough will have to wait till our next session. More importantly, your car will be towed from our lot in 7 minutes. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2491 Well, that's all the time we'll ever have. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2492 Time is money. Want to make sure you are using yours wisely. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2493 I would suggest a wristwatch instead. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2494 We gotta wrap this up in 7 minutes before the bells go off" 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2495 He misunderstood when i said i like it big. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2496 Something about this room just makes me feel like I have more time 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2497 A few things a psychiatrist never lets you forget… 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2498 Doc thought the clock read 5:53, while Patient thought the clock read 5:54. The argument lasted forty-seven seconds and ended in murder. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2499 Since Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, clocks have become fashionably larger. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2500 Confronting Horrorology head on… 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2501 Of course I wonder what time it is in Tokyo 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2502 This should help with your nervous tic. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2503 I know you're stressed about only having 6 minutes left but I can give you a prescription for that too. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2504 Let's see…Are you a 5:52 or an 8-to-6 type? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2505 It makes the 50-minute sessions seem longer. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2506 Why do you always feel rushed? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2507 I dunno Dr Miller, it’s like time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking…into the future. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2508 It’s an egghead timer” 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2509 As you can see, I'M the one with issues. We discussed that and the discount that comes with it. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2510 It's time to seek professional help 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2511 It can’t be that common, even the clock can get it up 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2512 Look at time. In less than ten minutes we will be using the new fee schedule. Lucky me. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2513 In our session last week you lamented that it triggers you when I look at my watch. Oh, looks like our time is up. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2514 I just don’t understand this TikTok thing 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2515 The clock says it's time to get your Crocs off my couch. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2516 So...what does it do? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2517 My patients who know how to read it can't do so when it's any smaller. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2518 Oh, I'm sorry...I was so focused on your problems I barely noticed the time. And...it's up! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2519 Clock ? What clock ? Tell me more. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2520 Sometimes a massive clock is just a massive clock.” 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2521 When did time management first become overwhelming to you? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2522 I thought it might be neat to have a giant clock. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2523 I feel like I can hear my life tick tocking away 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2524 Girth notwithstanding love, I’d say time is on my side. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2525 Patient: It’s right there! The clock is right there! Therapist: No, I don’t see it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2526 Forty-eight... forty-nine... FIFTY! 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2527 When the big penis is on the 12,… 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2528 It used to be a cuckoo clock! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2529 Oh, that. My office choices were either this old clock tower or a closet. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2530 You know, frequent glancing at the clock is a classic sign of resistance. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2531 As you can see, we're almost out of time and we still haven't talked about your relationship with your mother. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2532 Contrary to what you see, I don't think time is on your side. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2533 You know what they say about therapists with big clocks... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2534 Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. I think you might have a fear of time. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2535 Call me old-fashioned, but I find analog clocks more relaxing. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2536 Tick tock can become addictive and in some cases, hypnotic. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2537 The big hour glass broke and smothered a client with sand. This is more subtle, don’t you think? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2538 Since you won’t relax, let’s try holding your breath for as long as possible. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2539 We are not going past 6pm today, Robert! I paid a lot for that new clock, Robert! Robert? This is not funny, Robert. Wake UP Robert! 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2540 Your hour's over... that'll be $300 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2541 It’s for my more myopic patients. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2542 Relax, you are getting charged per hour, not per second. We will have another session to treat your anxiety... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2543 Really, no rush. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2544 I found this to be much more effective than saying “ Our time is just about up” 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2545 Oh don't mind that, that's just my doomsday clock 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2546 Actually many of my patients have a feeling of impending doom. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2547 I got this clock second hand. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2548 I didn't like it at first, but it grows on you. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2549 You can go ahead and add ‘fear of clocks’ to the list. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2550 I feel like it’s not on my side. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2551 In case you hadn't noticed, our time is almost up. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2552 I'm diagnosing you with Thanatophobia, and ironically, your time has run out. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2553 It helps put my bill in perspective. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2554 And you're sure meeting in this clock tower will help my fear of heights?" "Yes, big time. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2555 And that’s when she realized it was time to retire. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2556 Did you hear "sex" or "six?" 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2557 Does such a big clock give you feelings of inadequacy? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2558 OK. I guess I'm like the hour hand. Getting shorter, moving slowly and no one's got my number. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
2559 If only all my patients had narcolepsie… 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2560 mere minutes to go before our hard stop and the end of your expensive nap. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2561 Correct. It is indeed for my own boundary issues. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2562 Seems we've gone over. I'm going to forget everything you said for the last 2-1/2 minutes. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2563 I’m still trying to figure out this rorschach test 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2564 You got seven minutes to produce the last three personalities.............! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2565 So neither of us forget that talk is not cheap! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2566 This helps me pick up the kids on time. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2567 You’ve got big time issues. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2568 For some reason I just can’t stop feeling like time is just passing me by 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2569 You know, clients hardly ever ask why it’s there 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2570 Believe me, you will know when your time is up. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2571 What do you think has motivated this new interest in Tik Tok? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2572 Well it looks like we have to stop. Your insurance only covers 52 minute and 4 second appointments. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2573 Yes we have hit the hour. It just runs slow. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2574 Let's talk about your willingness to ignore the obvious. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2575 Because they’re not making any more of it. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2576 Let me remind you, Ted, of our previous discussions about not bringing up anything important this late in the hour. Unlike your ex-wife I will not fall for your manipulative hostage taking. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2577 Hold that thought. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2578 It's to remind patients of the inexorable march of time into the kingdom of death. So, would you like a tea or something? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2579 No, keep going. You have another 52 seconds! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2580 No, it is not 25 seconds fast. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2581 Too much? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2582 You're right. Thank God your time is almost up. That sucker is loud. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2583 Every minute in therapy is important, you know 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2584 It's not your penial dysmorphia. It's just a big clock. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2585 Will your marriage survive? Only time will tell. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2586 You have seven minutes to get off that couch. Then I call security. Mr. Musk? MISTER MUSK! 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2587 No chance of us going over your allotted time! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2588 I just feel like nobody values time with me 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2589 Well frankly, most of my male patients do see it that way. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2590 Where do you see yourself in five hours? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2591 Any gripping insight now gets you into bonus time. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2592 What part of "we need to stop now" don't you understand? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2593 And how do you feel about the time running out? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2594 Do you feel like the big hand or the small hand? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2595 One aspect of the therapeutic contract is particularly important 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2596 Congratulations! You have made some big time progress here. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2597 And how long have clocks made you nervous? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2598 It was just a tiny Apple Watch when I first planted it. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2599 But Ronald, in your current position, you can't turn back the hands of time. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2600 Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$ 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2601 So, you see a clock? That is some powerful OCD. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2602 Yes, on this big clock your session is an extra 2 minutes and 3 seconds! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2603 That's just there so you know when to get to the point. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2604 If you squint really hard, it's not so menacing. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2605 Try being less square. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2606 I think this is more awkward than just telling me times up... 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2607 So, it looks like we're coming to the end of our time, any last wishes? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2608 It avoids the akward moment of saying "your time ia up". 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2609 Time is relative, and I know how much you hate your relatives. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2610 I'm amazed how many of my clients have time anxiety." 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2611 Next week, we'll work on not being intimidated by deadlines. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2612 Tell me about your unhappy childhood until the clock strikes six. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2613 Take comfort in the fact that we all feel the pressures of time looming over us. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2614 I'd hate to be a buzz-beater, but the clock is winding down. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2615 Well, have we determined who is making dinner tonight? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2616 $300/hour? So I spent $250 just on introductions? 1.1900 0.05260 100 87 7 6
2617 No, I don’t mean for you to feel rushed. You have a full seven minutes more. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2618 So, the psilocybin is making you envision a gigantic clock? Interesting 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2619 Sorry, but we’ve over run by 7 minutes. They fitted my new window clock the wrong way round. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2620 Your 7 minutes in heaven start now. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2621 That's the Freudian minute hand 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2622 You’re big time depressed.” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2623 No, when I say “remember the time,” I’m asking about your childhood. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2624 Well, actually, I didn't ask for a giant 'clock', but I probably shouldn't tell you what I really said 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2625 It reflects my hourly rate better 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2626 I have a feeling your hourly rate is going to be huge 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2627 Actually the seconds are the scariest 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2628 TimeOnYourHandsTherapy.com just sort of came to me. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2629 Your time management problem is not going to get smaller. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2630 You know, when I' m with boring people like you, that clock just seems to stop." 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2631 Yeah, that clock was a gift from the psychiatric association. Its size makes me a little crazy. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2632 This isn't what I meant by "face time". 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2633 Cuckoo,Cuckoo,Cuckoo 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2634 Why do you think you're fixated on getting older? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2635 I'll give you the quick version: He kills his father and has sex with his mother. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2636 Why, yes. Now that you mention it your hour is almost up. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2637 Yes, the clock is larger. But not the amount of time we have. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2638 Try summarizing your Mommy issues. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2639 Ah so that’s what you meant when you said you were a Big Time therapist 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2640 Michael, you seem to be fixated on the slow, inexorable march of time leading to the inevitable heat death of the universe. Why do you think that is? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2641 Patients complained that the cuckoo clock was too invasive." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2642 Try not to focus so much on your mortality. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2643 To test ones sanity Dr. Harmon asks a patient to tell the time. If the patient looks at the clock and starts telling it their problems, she knows she has a lot of work to do. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2644 But doctor, I'm not ready to face the hand I've been dealt. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2645 Now I get how big the whole Tik Tok thing has gotten! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2646 Maybe you're just not ready for the big time. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2647 Yes. 7 minutes to cocktails... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2648 Don’t worry about the time . . . that’s my job! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2649 May I get a reset on the clock please? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2650 Let’s go back to your earliest memory of feeling that sense of time pressure. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2651 It's to remind you how valuable my time is. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2652 Well, I see that everyone's time is just about up. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2653 DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. IT STOPPED WORKING YESTERDAY. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2654 We'll just have to pick up on your deepest fears next week 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2655 Therapist: “You are getting very slee-… wait - you’re already asleep!?” 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2656 Don’t mind the clock. That’s just to remind me when our session is up. - 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2657 It’s because I’m a big time therapist. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2658 Oh darn, look at that—our time is up. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2659 I charge by the second. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2660 Just to be clear, its $5 per minute. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2661 Relax. Don't think about my hourly rate. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2662 Let's explore the age old question of why you want to throw the clock out the window. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2663 Is Flavor Flav in the room with us right now? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2664 It’s the only real tool we psychotherapists have to prevent us from going stark raving mad ourselves; and, your time is up for today. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2665 It's a small world after all. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2666 My time is valuable. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2667 The American Psychological Association frowns on cuckoo clocks. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2668 Now, imagine what it would be like if YOU had three hands. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2669 Of course I'm listening to you, why would you say I'm just watching the clock? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2670 It was a gift from the medical insurance industry. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2671 What time is it honey? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2672 Yeah, the Prime Minister had to start renting out the inside due to inflation. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2673 Tell me how you feel about the inexorable march of time. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2674 Oh that. I'm paranoid about time. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2675 I just feel like I’m running out of time Doc” “Yes, but you didn’t need to bring it in 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2676 No, it's not a clock. It's a measure of how quickly my bank account is growing. Thank you for your participation! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2677 Cain,we finished five minutes ago,can you hold on to that thought about murdering your brother til next week? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2678 It’s almost time we stop. You’ve only a few more minutes to learn helplessness. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2679 Remember to live in the moment, Henry. Times up! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2680 The hour-hand reminds you of your issue? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2681 At 6 AM you have to put on your pants. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2682 I need to change the battery. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2683 Nap time is included in your fee. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2684 [No caption needed!] 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2685 You better wrap it up. We're on time and a half now. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2686 I've got problems doc...big time! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2687 It’s true, it keeps on ticking, but you’re the first one who’s actually licked it. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2688 No, it just falls on you when you're done. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2689 It’s actually a tiny clock. You’re just a really boring patient. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
2690 Your insurer sent it as a reminder. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2691 It's meant to provoke guilt. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2692 The Hands were designed by Salvador Dali. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2693 TikTok TickTock Boom 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2694 We do seem to get more done now... 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2695 It helps to drive home the point that my fees by the hour have been subjected to inflation too. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2696 I got sick of people asking how much time is left. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2697 It was offered to me by a grateful chronomentrophobia patient. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2698 You seem stuck on what happened when you were six years old. You've got seven minutes to catch me up on the next forty years. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2699 That’s all the time we have for this year. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2700 Tactless, sure, but you try listening to people's "mommy issues" for hours on end. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2701 Next time we'll explore this sudden time anxiety. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2702 Ask not for whom the clock strikes, it strikes for thee 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2703 Listen to the sound of the clock for 6 minutes and 56 seconds before finding yourself with your coat on and walking out the door feeling more restored and refreshed than you have all week. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2704 Latest research says a personal Doomsday Clock is highly motivating. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2705 I approach my billing as you should your life. Make every second count! 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2706 Anything else you'd care to address in the next seven minutes and 57, 56, 55 seconds? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2707 Going over time has made me anxious. Am I being charged? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2708 The ticking should keep you awake this time. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2709 Oh that. I specialize in Chronophobia exposure therapy. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2710 It keeps me from losing sight of reality. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2711 Why isn't this digital? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2712 It's from the now shuttered Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2713 I know it can be distracting, but I try to make every minute count. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2714 Yes it’s five o’clock somewhere but your session is over in seven minutes 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2715 Do you live your life by the clock, by the tick, tick, tock of the clock? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2716 Six o'clock is our happy hour. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2717 Mr. Jones, “To die, to sleep, perchance to dream; I am still going to bill your insurance company. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2718 Are you free for dinner? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2719 So, you think we should be having Happy Hour. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2720 It's intentionally vague so I can tell millennials their time is up whenever I want. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2721 I know it's frustrating but we have seven minutes to figure out today's wordle. Now what word did you start with and what letters did you get right? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2722 Well...shock therapy starts in 8 minutes. You wake up from a hour long nap and pay me $300 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2723 What seems to tick you off? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2724 So you feel like you're about to have too much time on your hands? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2725 So, tell me; why does the Doomsday Clock make you feel anxious? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2726 Let's simply replace your chronophobia with megalophobia. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
2727 So you have this sense of time passing 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2728 8 minutes is not nearly enough time for my sister-in-law with cream cheese dream 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2729 How do you deal with the pressure of time? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2730 And that's our time for today. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2731 Therapist: “Time heals all wounds.” Clock: “Hold my hands, let's talk about it.” 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2732 If we go over an hour I start charging by the second. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
2733 Making it bigger, doesn't make it better. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2734 Of course we can never know for sure where your crippling anxiety about the passage of time originated. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2735 I couldn't find a smartphone large enough. 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
2736 Yes, I know my rates have gone up, but you're getting more time for your money. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2737 Well that’s all the time we have today, I have some unhealthy coping mechanisms I need to get to 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2738 Just so we’re clear — when I said give it some time, I didn’t mean you should stay here overnight. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2739 Time management means different things to different people 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2740 Is there something about this room that is causing you to feel anxious about time? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2741 I would love to hear more but,I have a Zumba class at 6:00 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2742 If you go three minutes past your session, the alarm goes off and that's the part that sends you back into therapy. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2743 Well, Mr. Sabathin, I find that a larger clock tends to urge my patients to move it along during our sessions. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2744 No it’s not just your magical magnifying mind 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2745 For some reason I am more tense than I have ever been with an analyst 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2746 So, tell me about your relationship with your grandfather clock. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2747 Don’t worry about the time. We have a way to tell when your session has ended. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2748 Yeah, we're running a bit over, but time is not a big deal to me. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2749 Well, Myles, sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2750 Time is of the essence. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2751 which one is the little hand? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2752 We’re almost done Steve but as I tell all my paying clients, I’ve got plenty of time. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2753 Sorry about the clock, I left my glasses at home 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2754 I understand your frustration but psychoanalysis is just like imagining how a clock ticks. We open it up to look at the parts. Ultimately, the clock can tell us what time it is, but it can not tell us what Time is. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2755 Not that I'm virtue signaling, but your last seven minutes were free. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2756 You time is at hand. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2757 I have no idea why you'd respond, "Parsley, sage, rosemary, and clock." 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2758 Please focus on telling how you feel and don't get distracted by the clock." 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2759 Yes, we’re still on man time. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2760 You can wake up now. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2761 In the few minutes we have left... 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2762 It helps people to remember the best part of their life 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2763 Set a goal: 'I will be less preoccupied with time.' 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2764 Wherever I go, I feel like I’m in a race against time. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2765 I hear you. But time is a construct of your imagination, Jim. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2766 Just so you know, I charge by the millisecond. 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2767 To sleep, perchance to dream. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2768 I bill like an attorney so you're good until five past" 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2769 We're running 3-minutes over. Let's continue with this next week. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2770 It’s less about the psychology of time than it is about billable hours. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2771 Funny, you know in an ironic way, talking about the end of life with the end of our therapy looming over us. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2772 My practice is glasses optional. 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2773 Sure it reassures clients they have an entire hour of caring and concerned listening, but the real beauty of it is it reassures me that after an hour of caring and concerned listening, I'll bank $200. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2774 If time heals all, how long do we have to sit here? 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2775 I go by the meter, not by the hour 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2776 No matter how big of a clock you get, I still can’t tell the time… 1.1839 0.05551 87 76 6 5
2777 Ok, so we have a lifetime of trauma to unpack, and 6 minutes 53 seconds left… Go! 1.1839 0.05305 87 75 8 4
2778 Feel inadequate? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2779 I see you see that our time is almost up. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2780 I charge a lot per hour, but just look at the hour! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2781 You’ve made it to the big time fees. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2782 I guess I just worry I'll never make the big time. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2783 Whenever I see you, you seem obsessed with the passage of time. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2784 Tell me about your childhood - in six minutes and 56 seconds. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2785 You have seven minutes to spill or get off the couch. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2786 We have just 7 minutes left...now that you're awake, let's begin! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2787 No, I see a big ol’ clock on the wall. But this is a remarkably convenient segue to dig into your hyper-sexual hallucinations. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2788 Ah, you see a clock? That tells me a lot about you. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2789 Time sure crept up on us today. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
2790 It's a gift from your insurance provider" 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2791 You work at a help desk but feel helpless. I understand perfectly. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2792 First, I want you to remove all distractions. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2793 Time for your next painkiller. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2794 When your therapy session is on schedule,but your life feels like it's running fashionably late. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2795 By next week I hope you'll remember what each of the three hands mean 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2796 When do you recall becoming obsessed with time? 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2797 You have way too much time on your hands. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2798 Would you prefer digital? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2799 That's quite the nervous tic. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2800 It's for tension. Works doesn't it. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2801 Do you find it ironic that the clock is always ticking, yet we never have enough time? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2802 No problem is bigger than the clock. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2803 How will you feel about it if the world doesn't end at 6 oclock? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2804 It was that or a banana taped to a wall. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2805 Well,one thing that never lies is the time. Looks like we will have to talk about your issues next week. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2806 I've gotten less complaints about an hour being too short with the bigger clock. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2807 Patients think that they're getting their money's worth this way." 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2808 Ralph, please. You bring up your mother with seven minutes left? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2809 I hope it is clear now, Mr. Papadopolos. I'm not a shrink. 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2810 It seems you are a bit obsessed with time. Tell me about your childhood. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2811 The time for self-actualization is running out. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2812 I need to talk to you bigtime 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2813 And do you have any idea why you fear I’m impatient to get away from you? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2814 It’ll pass. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2815 Thats to remind my patients to always have the time of their lives. By the way, times up. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2816 Your time is always almost up. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2817 Yes, I keep imagining two penises, one large and one small. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2818 …so you see, time is merely a construct. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2819 All that comes to mind, is that life is slowly passing by. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2820 I did say that you will open your eyes and feel refreshed at 5:30 but this isn’t an exact science 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2821 Mr. Shaw, it's your two-minute warning. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2822 ... over our allotted time ... well I see by the clock on the wall that we're three minutes and four seconds over our allotted time ... well I see by the ... 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2823 I got it at the Peter Gabriel concert. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2824 It’s just a construct…but I will have to charge you if we go over the hour. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2825 We're two minutes and four seconds over. Next week we'll talk about my OCD. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2826 So, we're working on your fear of wasting time. Or was it oversized objects? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2827 If you're stressed about finances, I recommend focusing on the second hand. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2828 Oh that’s just for show. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2829 We’ve covered your fear of aging and worries about completing projects at work on time. But I’m having trouble connecting those with the dreams you’re having about your wife’s biological clock. How might those be related? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2830 I agree, that is a big time problem. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2831 Is it going backwards? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2832 You need to accept what you can't control.... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2833 What happened to the mice? 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
2834 Sorry about that. It came with the room. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2835 Your time is up, in so many ways. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2836 Your clock hallucination may indicate that it's time to end therapy. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2837 Yes, as a matter of fact, I am related to Harold Lloyd. What made you ask? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2838 I am obsessed with time. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2839 You now have seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds to delve into your deepest fears. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2840 I have this sense that time is bearing down on me. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2841 No, it isn't timing your billable hours. I just like big clocks. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2842 I can’t seem to escape the crushing burden of time 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2843 I can’t get these weird Tik Tok videos out of my head. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2844 I was drinking wine and online shopping and I thought a single apostrophe meant inches not feet. After it showed up i clearly wasn’t going to pay for the shipping to return it. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2845 Don't even THINK about going over your time. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2846 Let me see. When you were thirteen you read "A Brief History Of Time." And then, what happened? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2847 You can use this session as nap time, but in 7 minutes I'll be $400 richer and you'll still be messed up. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
2848 Why is time such a big deal to you? It isn't to me. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2849 Yes, Mr. Anderson,you are one of my big time clients. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2850 Hoping that time will tell. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2851 Wanna play with my huge clock? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2852 Are you getting sleepy yet? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2853 So if i stay even a minute after the hour, what? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2854 It was a Christmas present from the Hulk. This used to be the face of his wrist watch. I told him to get me an Amazon gift card, but nope. Giant ass clock. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2855 Delusions of grandeur make it hard to unwind. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2856 It’s to remind patients it’s not the size that matters but how you use it. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2857 It definitely reminds us to be mindful of the time we have left, but replacing its 1,143,445 lithium batteries is a challenge. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2858 No you can't stay and watch 60 Minutes 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2859 It's my favourite Peter Gabriel song. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2860 We all need something to look forward to. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2861 All your problems seem big time !! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2862 She - Almost dinner time. He - Whine, whine, whine --- 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2863 It used to say it was 10:10 but the darn thing keeps moving. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2864 That's a big-ass clock 1.1807 0.05723 83 73 5 5
2865 This way I can tell my mother-in-law I’m a big-time psychiatrist 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2866 I don’t mean to be controlling, but is there a slightly less aggressive way to remind me of how little time I have to solve my problems? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2867 That’s my biological clock, John. I’m running out of time to have babies, John. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2868 Oh, my Father is a watch enthusiast too 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2869 it’s really each minute that matters. that’s why the hand is so big. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2870 Time is like a chasing bear - it puts a stubbed toe into perspective 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2871 You see, time is the objective ruler of the universe. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2872 I like to keep my hands where you can see them. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2873 Wrap it up -- I gotta get a call in to the Evening News. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2874 If you want to continue, we'll have to go to time-and-a-half. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2875 Apparently time really is of the essence! 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2876 Sure it's fine to think of one's work in terms of billable hours. I'm only a little concerned from what I see that you're not the one who is obsessing over it. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2877 My patients used to lose track of time. Not anymore. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2878 Time is almost up, so bring up you most searing life issue that we will deal with next session, if either of us remembers. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2879 Hmm, you say you see ... a boy, a girl and a random second hand? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2880 Seven and a half minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, but no more time-outs. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2881 I've come to one conclusion Time time doesn't fly. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2882 Remember, you need to give it time. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2883 I always feel like I'm against the clock 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2884 They meet but they don't stay long together and they part but always come back to eachother " 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2885 What time is it? Can’t tell, I need a digital. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2886 I find it easier than using the app on my phone. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2887 I hope it won't glow in the dark. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2888 the couch will throw you off precisely at 6. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2889 At least time is on my side. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2890 This clock is too big. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2891 On the one hand, you're making progress. On the other hand, your time is almost up. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2892 Yeah, sorry. My wife wants to make sure I come home on time…. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2893 Larry, you know that sobriety is one day at a time. Stop telling me that it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2894 And is this ‘deadline’ in the room with us now? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2895 You have seven minutes left. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2896 You say the insurance company installed it? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2897 Yes, it's new. I hope it helps my patients understand how valuable my time is. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2898 I got it at the Big Ben rummage sale 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2899 I promise you it’s purely a coincidence. I would never ridicule a client’s impotence. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2900 The only two things both of them are really thinking about. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2901 I see that our time is about up - THANK GOD!!! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2902 Which of those hands matches your self-image? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2903 I am far sighted. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2904 No pressure, but you have seven minutes to get in touch with your inner child. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2905 I know it's only an hour, but we should make the most of it. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2906 Looks like our time is slipping slipping slipping into the future. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2907 Oops. I'll need you to re-suppress the last two minutes and four seconds, or billing will be a nightmare. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2908 As you, and everybody within a mile of us can see, our time is up. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2909 I’m sorry I have to wake you up now. Your session ended seven minutes ago. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2910 Soon, your troubles will be over till next week. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2911 Well, our up is time. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2912 Have you considered digital--time flashes by! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2913 Time is a human construct, sure, but I still get paid by the hour. That’s why I made the clock big. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2914 Our sessions have always started at 5:53, Ronald--and you thought it was 6:00? What does that tell us about your approach to life? Hmmm? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2915 Let’s talk about your peculiar obsession with ageing… 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2916 I'll have to charge you for the extra 3 min and 3 sec for today. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2917 Rent the floor in the Clock Tower Clinic, they said, best views in town, they said! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2918 My decorator was unfortunately a big fan of Buster Keaton. On the plus side, it keeps me on schedule. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2919 I just never have enough time. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2920 I want to emphasize the importance of 'time' in your daily life. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2921 Please point to which part of the clock caused you to be 20 minutes late today 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2922 I tried a digital clock. But patients said it felt foreboding. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2923 I don't mean to stress you out, but we only have 7 more minutes to reach a breakthrough. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2924 Exactly how long have you been preoccupied with the passage of time? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2925 This way we'll both know when time is up. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2926 It also tells the time. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2927 If you continue to drift off during your epiphanies Mr. Comstock,I shall have to install an even louder alarm clock. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2928 Angela, just get glasses for Christ's sake 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2929 What triggers your thoughts about life passing you by? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2930 They say time heals all wounds, and for you, I’m counting on it. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2931 I think the battery's dead again. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2932 Well, look at the time! You have two minutes to compose yourself before “Our time is up”. Don’t despair, there’s always more time next visit. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2933 So you’re saying you feel rushed. Why is that? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2934 This is my version of Tik Tok 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2935 No Peter, I only see a clock not your mother’s passive aggressive face. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2936 We have seven minutes left to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2937 You see...the doomsday clock isn't so bad after all. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2938 It's powered by ambient anxiety. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2939 You have seven more minutes. How do you feel about that? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2940 In seven minutes you will wake up refreshed and you will pay me 250 dollars. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2941 Your chronophobia is quite common, actually. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2942 My time, in this case, is your money 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2943 Even the clock doesn’t know if it’s male or female. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2944 That? It's always set to happy hour 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2945 Is there anything else you’d like to discuss before the big hand meets the little hand? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2946 Only a little time left. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2947 I know I said I felt like my life was ticking away, but I did not agree to immersion therapy 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2948 Big hands, little hands… it’s a second term that you should worry about. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2949 That's why your sessions seems longer. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2950 Congratulations! You just got two free minutes. We have to stop now. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2951 I’m trying to deter the narcissistic patients from suddenly having extreme problems at ten to the hour in an attempt to get a longer session, like what you’re doing. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2952 It’s the final countdown for your anxiety. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2953 So, tell me about this ticking you've been hearing 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2954 . OK. The very thin moving line denotes the seconds. Then there's that thick stick... 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2955 uh-huh. And how does that make you feel? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2956 Out time is up. Next time I’ll tell you about my mother. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2957 Hold that thought, corporate gives me the remaining seven and one half minutes to upload my notes. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2958 Well, I can see by the clock on the wall..... 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2959 Maybe that's enough about the big clock, our time is up anyway. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2960 When you said , ""Your time is almost up," you meant for the session, right? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2961 It's to remind you that time is on your side. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2962 It's not meant to help with your fear of 13, Mr. Jones. It's more a schadenfreude thing. Now, let's get back to your trust issues. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2963 That clock used to be at the top of the Tower of London, Ontario. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
2964 I'm into efficiency...bigly 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2965 I adapted my decor to all my billings being time-based 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
2966 Be in the moment…try again…try again. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2967 It's to make sure you pass the dementia test. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2968 It's ALL relative. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2969 It's an hour off. I couldn't figure out how to make it fall back. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2970 Time's up. Next week, let's move forward to life outside the crib. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2971 Yes, it is huge but I find it comforts older clients who can’t accept that the world has moved on and left them behind.” 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2972 the bigger the clock, the bigger the ehhmm. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2973 Does it make you feel inadequate? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2974 You think the clock is big—wait til you see my bill. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2975 It's called the ticking cure. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2976 And when you say you think “I’m big timing you” how does that feel? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2977 The writing’s on the wall: time IS on your side 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2978 Clearly you have issues: Big time! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2979 Cool, huh? The hourglass was making people weep so I decided to modernize. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2980 It's best to leave the building when the alarm goes off. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2981 You see... I also have my own set of boundaries 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2982 I don’t know, Doc. It just feels like my life is passing by me so quickly. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2983 You need therapy big time! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2984 Only one hour and 40 sessions 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2985 I bought it at IKEA on clearance. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2986 Now I think I understand what you mean when you say you're "haunted by time." 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2987 Have I ever told you about my plan to MAGA? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2988 You seem oddly consumed with the time left on your life’s clock. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2989 It's a reminder that I'm at least right twice a day. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2990 It's Overtime! Don't let your Ego write a check that your Id can't cash! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2991 I have to be home by six 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2992 It's a new form of CBT: Clock Big Time. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2993 Okay, let's try another one. What time does it indicate now? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2994 Time will tell. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2995 Good work today. Do you have a 7 minute thought? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2996 So this next week, focus on mindfulness in the moment. A lot 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2997 Looks to me like you've got a big time problem! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2998 Well, that'll be it for today--we're two minutes over our hour. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2999 It’s so you can really see how much time you waste in therapy not talking about your problems. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
3000 Josh, we forgot the kids at school. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
3001 You tell me your concerned about your obsession with time..why do you think that is? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3002 You feel like you've been in therapy forever? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3003 That clock always runs fast. Session over. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3004 Seven minutes and 56 seconds left... 55, 54, 53, 52, 51 ... 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3005 I always wanted to be a big time therapist. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3006 I guess I hear you saying that you want to work on skills of staying focused in distracting environments. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3007 Let spend the next 7 minutes and 56 seconds on your feelings regarding ‘always being on the clock’ outside work. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3008 Sorry I must have misheard - you have recurrent nightmares about a giant what? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3009 You’re not the only one worried about inflation. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3010 At 6:00 p.m. all of your problems will be resolved, and if you believe that I have some swamp land in Florida to sell you. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3011 You have to live in the moment John, you have to live in the moment. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3012 Looks like our hour has run over because I was late. We will can keep it shorter next week. Five again? 1.1744 0.05281 86 75 7 4
3013 When did you begin experiencing these feelings of impending doom? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3014 It's from my mother. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3015 Using the therapy clock, point to the times you feel most depressed. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3016 Let's talk about your preoccupation with time and space. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3017 Yes, I do charge for the extra minutes, but the seconds are on me. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3018 A bit passive-aggressive, I know, but, patients have finally stopped accusing me of checking my watch. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3019 When did you learn that you can't tell time on an analog clock? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3020 Sometimes a clock is just a cigar. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3021 Please tell me you see that too 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3022 It’s a subtle reminder that I spend all of my time on other people’s problems. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3023 That’s all the time we have… 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3024 Time is supposed to heal both of us while we chat about random past things 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3025 That story about your mother was so bizarre that I had to give you the extra two minutes so I could hear the end of it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3026 Tik tok is everywhere! 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3027 After listening to you mooks all day, I like to be first in for Happy Hour, so… 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3028 There’s no other way to say this - you have big time problem. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3029 I see that our time is almost up 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3030 It just feels like I’m shrinking sometimes. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3031 Yes, but have you seen Donald Trump's tie? 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
3032 yes, it stretched out during your childhood memories 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
3033 when we are out of time, it falls on you. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3034 I charge by the diameter of the hour. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
3035 A former patient, let’s call him Sal, gave me this after therapy. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3036 Big wheel keep on'turnin' Rich bitch keep on earnin' 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
3037 The “WHOOSH!” Sound of my fee exiting your account on the hour is even bigger. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
3038 Why? So my patients never need to ask "How much longer?" 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3039 Well, that concludes our quality time together. Want your phone back? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3040 If we stop now, can I get a 7 minute refund? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3041 I’ve got the solution to your narcolepsy 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
3042 7 minutes left. More than enough time to hear your life story. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
3043 Time is money is the most important concept for you to grasp! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3044 They told me you were some kind of big time therapist. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3045 Just a subtle reminder that our time is almost up. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3046 Can you see that this has been a huge hour for you today? 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3047 The clock is on sale but the delivery isn't included. Oh, yes, this is the furniture store but go ahead and make yourself comfortable while I write up the sales slip. 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3048 It's the time of my life 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3049 Even though it's broken, it's right twice a day. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3050 See, time is on your side! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3051 My questions are open-ended, but your answers are timed. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3052 I know it’s a shame. It’s just stuck at that time until I can find some quadruple D batteries. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3053 Time heals all wounds - but your insurance only covers one session a month 1.1733 0.05812 75 66 5 4
3054 And what, exactly, were you thinking that made it reach 6 o'clock? Hold that thought! 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3055 Our session is almost over” “Big time 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
3056 Patients care more about that than my degrees. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3057 It’s almost time to feed your ego. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3058 Timing isn't everything, it's the only thing. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3059 Doc, when I talk to you, I always get the feeling that I'm aging. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3060 I share this suite with an optometrist. Win-win. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3061 You really need to talk faster. As you can clearly see, the 'hour' was over about 2 minutes ago. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3062 It’s like I can hear my life ticking away 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3063 I tell my patients I'm farsighted 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3064 You feel yourself getting very sleepy…and that’s our time! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3065 Just a reminder that you have seven minutes to land this plane. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3066 And if there was no time, only an Alarm… How would you feel about that? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3067 It's stuck. Probably some form of emotional dysregulation. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3068 I pretty much see the upside down. Mercedes symbol everywhere I look. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3069 I'm pleased you find these sessions so relaxing,but can you stay awake long enough to let me know why you're here. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3070 Let's start with your big time problems. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3071 I reserve this room for patients with big time issues. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3072 Do you mind if we stop? It’s Happy Hour now. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3073 That one’s decorative, we’re actually out of time for today. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3074 That's the biggest Timex I've ever seen. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3075 I'll give you 7 minutes to stop babbling nonsense and tell me what's buggin' you. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3076 When our time is up today, it will wind up the "mother is overbearing chapter" 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
3077 It runs a bit fast. . . to give the doorknob revelations time to surface. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3078 On your mark, get set, go! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3079 It appears you’ve made the Big Time, Steve. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3080 This all-pervasive, all-defining dimension only you can see-- is it in the room with us now? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3081 Only three minutes to tell my life story? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3082 You are 7 minutes and 56 seconds off the 350$ for this therapy session. Now choose your words wisely. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3083 We are approaching the five minute mark; so this should be the most important stuff. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3084 Time is so surreal 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3085 I also don't know what about it heals people so fast. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3086 I see your hour is almost up 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3087 I used to keep checking my watch to stay on schedule, but some patients found it too distracting. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3088 Mr. Wiggleston, you seem to be obsessed with you own mortality." 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3089 This session is going to cost me big time. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3090 Ok we established you’re a psychopath and narcissist. Could we talk about me for five minutes please? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3091 In under seven minutes,talk about your struggle with deadlines. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
3092 It’s like I can hear this constant ticking in my head, you know? Like I’m running out of time! 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
3093 I think our time is nearly up. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
3094 You better have a breakthrough now or the clock will tick to bankrupt. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
3095 Time’s almost up, Mr. Johnson. You need to wake up and go home now. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3096 Yes..... we’re a Big Time counseling provider! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3097 I think our time is up. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3098 I have lots of time on my hands... 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3099 Why yes, I do bill by the milli second. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3100 Tempus No Longer Fugit 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3101 I would agree that time is on your side 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3102 For God's sake man, just snap out of it! Mind you, my clinical advice stems from having tickets to the Met and being desperate to get outta here before six. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
3103 It chimes on the hours and quarter hours. Don't let that distract you. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
3104 If it falls on you,the session is free 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3105 Don't mind that, you've got my complete attention for 48 minutes and 56 seconds more. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3106 Please hurray, Salvadore will arrive soon. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3107 It's there to remind us that life is a ticking time bomb. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3108 I feel that my life is just ticking by. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3109 Try not to worry about the time. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3110 Every time the big one moves you lose a 100. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3111 At this stage, it's of the essence. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3112 Can’t we go back to 4:20 somewhere? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3113 Let's try and visualize what you are thinking. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3114 When the big hand gets to the top, you'll be $250 poorer 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3115 My best advice is wrap it up before the cuckoo comes out. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3116 It looks like our time is up 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3117 ...so you have a strong sensation that life is just ticking away... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3118 Never mind that. It's my delusion of grandeur. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3119 Sure, let's start there. Tell me about your father. 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3120 Sounds like 'Chronomentrophobia' - OK, I guess our time is up for today. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3121 OK then! Once again, it's time to put your pants back on and face the world 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3122 Tell me about a time… 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3123 How does that clock make you feel? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3124 How minutes more in this rate hole? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3125 OH NO!!! 2 minutes over 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3126 Tempus fugit,memento mirtazapine. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3127 When it chimes thirteen times that means i have invested enough to retire. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3128 I’M SORRY BUT YOUR TIME IS UP 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3129 Pfft, pocket watch hypnosis is so last century 1.1707 0.05434 82 72 6 4
3130 It's hard to say where feelings of existential dread can originate, probably from your childhood. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3131 Our time is indeed up …and to the left. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3132 It's for knowing exactly when to kick you out. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3133 Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping… 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3134 But remember, in therapy, time is negligible. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3135 I got it at the MoMA Design Store 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3136 Time is a flat circle. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3137 ‘“I’m a bit near-sighted.” 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3138 Take a hint. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3139 What does that time on the clock mean to you? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3140 Yes the chimes are a bit annoying, but it was an affordable office space 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
3141 So, how long have you been anxious about time dilation professor? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3142 This sucks big time. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
3143 It'll cuckoo when the session's up. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3144 They decided doomsday would be less stressful at the dinner hour. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
3145 Mr. Davis, you have Bigtime issues. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3146 When it's obvious,you'll know it's time to make a change. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
3147 And that right there is all the time we have today. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3148 Let's spend the last $33 of the session finding another time next week to revisit this unresolved trauma. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3149 Tease! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3150 Time flies when you're talking about your mom. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
3151 I would cure you, but we only have 7 minutes. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3152 Yes, tell me more about your mother... Just make sure it doesn't take more than 7 minutes. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
3153 Maybe time wouldn't drag so much if you weren't watching the clock. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
3154 That wall grappling with your clock is furious and enraged. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3155 It was a gift from an OCD patient. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
3156 I won’t be charged for less than an hour session, right? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3157 Is this a Freudian slip? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3158 I'm tasked with researching the large scale impact of Tik Tok on mental health. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3159 Our clocks come on a sliding scale 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3160 Tell me why you don’t think time is on your side. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
3161 Mike, you have to accept that it will never be hammer time. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3162 Try not to be intimidated by deadlines. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3163 You have 35 minutes left, Mr. Liddell, and you don't want to be there when the bell rings. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3164 I have been practicing the Lillipution method for twenty five years. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3165 Aha. The clock is telling us to look at the big picture now. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3166 Many of my clients say they can feel the passage of time hanging over them. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3167 Now I want you to open your eyes and give me $400. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3168 I’m not sure that this non verbal communication regarding the end of a session is working for me… 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3169 Time is almost on your side. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3170 I’m never going to make it big time. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3171 You really think it will vacillate before it strikes twelve? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3172 What do you tell people who think your life would be easier if you just wore a wristwatch? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3173 Don't let the time worry you. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3174 You have eight minutes to find the truth of life or wait until next week. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3175 so, how long have you been obsessed with Tic Tok? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3176 The first four letters of Analog, as in Anal phase, pretty much define about 95% of the work you and I do together, and as such, your fixation with precise routines and time overshadows your entire life. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3177 You don’t understand, I have big time problems 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3178 Under whose watch? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3179 Each time the second hand completes a circle, it is $5. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3180 Is this Clock in the room with us now? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3181 It won't be here next session, the ticking is driving me mad. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3182 It's the downside of having a consulting room inside Big Ben. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3183 I'm just not getting your full attention. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3184 I also don't like Apple watches. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3185 Next session we'll talk about why you feel undervalued. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3186 I said, “I CAN SEE OUR TIME IS ALMOST UP.” 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3187 Yes, I understand that my life is ticking away. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3188 Looks like this session is going to cost you big time. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3189 I wish this clock would shrink. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3190 It is almost time to wake up. It has been 55 minutes since you started to snore. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3191 Now there’s a Doomsday Clock I can get behind! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3192 Your time is up. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3193 Up until now, we have been talking about the relationship you have with your father which you said was pretty positive. Now, in the time we have left, tell me all about how your mother and step mother pressured you throughout your life. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
3194 That? Oh, I keep it there as a reminder of death - in case the patient needs a conversation starter 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3195 So, just a reminder, you've only got an hour. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
3196 Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3197 I'm big on unsubtelty. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3198 All my life, all I ever wanted to know was, which one is the big hand? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3199 Sounds like a big-time problem. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
3200 Is our time up already? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3201 It's a metaphor, really. Life gives us a lickin', but we keep on tickin'! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3202 It’s how I treat clients with Peter Pan Syndrome. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3203 Lest we forget… 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3204 The time? 7 minutes and 4 seconds past your hour. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3205 Maybe I should just get a watch. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
3206 You’ve still got time on your side. Well, for about two minutes.” 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3207 Told you I should've gotten glasses instead. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3208 When, precisely, did these end-of-life concerns begin? 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3209 ...Aaaaaaaand that marks the end of our time for today, wanna set an appointment for next week? 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3210 -I guess the previous patient forgot it, but please... try to focus on what you wanted to tell me 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
3211 It looks like we have 7 more minutes until it’s time for you to shut your trap. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
3212 I once tried dollar signs on the numbers to keep me motivated. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3213 So, if even a broken clock is right twice a day, what does that feel like in your time space continuuim? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3214 OH, THAT. I CHARGE BY THE SECOND. IT JUST MAKES BILLING EASIER. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3215 But we'd have to get up to change it! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3216 You can love time but it will never love you back. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3217 Time takes up so much space. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3218 I see your time is about up, Mr. Smith. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
3219 Mr. Jones, I apologize if I've seemed distracted today, please proceed and tell me about your six life. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3220 C'mon C'mon, what's bothering you? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3221 We now have to make them proportional to the rate. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3222 Don’t stress. Your bill per minute costs less than a dinner at Applebee’s. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
3223 You've got the inclination, I've got the time. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3224 For efficiency, we test your psychological insight and eyesight simultaneously. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3225 No,my hearing is perfect. You said you wanted really big clock. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
3226 Well, I see from the big clock on the wall that our time is about up. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3227 It was on sale and way cheaper than a painting 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3228 So Mr Jones, tell me about your deepest desires. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3229 Don’t take it personally, some people ramble on and lose track of the time. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3230 Your hour is almost up, so it's time for me to say you're making progress and I'll see you next week. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3231 Not only is your time up, my crockpot brisket is ready, too. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
3232 Well, we’re coming to the end of your hour. It’s time for me to interrupt you in the midst of your most profound insight and ask you for payment. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3233 Welcome to Clocktower Phonophobia Treatment Center, Mr Smith. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3234 Now, you have 7 minutes to go home….. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3235 It just depends on which side you're on! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3236 about your unrealistic obsession with time... you have seven minutes, Joe. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3237 Hurry, tell me your dream! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3238 Yes, very good! It is a clock face showing 7 minutes till 6, as I asked. But next time wait until I give you this notepad to draw on. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3239 As a bonus, at six o’clock I will become a philosopher. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3240 It’s there as a reminder that every second is a drumbeat in the march toward the grave. Speaking of which, time’s up for today. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3241 You'll have to come up with three more neuroses before your time is up. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3242 Avoiding Kafka 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3243 You didn't realize we are almost out of time? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3244 Now that we've solved your fear of not knowing what time it is... next up, conquering that staring problem of your's. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3245 Let's begin today as to why you believe time dominates your thoughts 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3246 I got the idea from the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists' nuclear count-down clock. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3247 Well, I see our time. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3248 We have a few minutes left, is there anything big you want to talk about? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3249 You mustn't worry about the time. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3250 Yes, it keeps ticking and still does take a licking. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3251 At least while you're here, you can complete the goal of knowing what's going in your life every second of the day. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3252 It's a gift from my client from London. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3253 We need to discuss why you always go back to talking about the biggest time of your life" 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3254 Sorry, I realize this may trigger your TikTok phobia. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3255 With a few celebrity clients under my belt, I’ve decided to go Big-Time. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
3256 I suppose I should move to digital. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3257 It's a present from one of my patients. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3258 The constant tick-tocking is driving me cuckoo. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
3259 One hour. Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3260 Therapist: "So this is a way to get over your fears of clocks" Patient: "Oh, big time!" 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3261 We have a little time left 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3262 There's plenty of time left. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3263 That is, quite literally, all the time we have today, Harold. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3264 Do you think we can finish the Oedipus stuff in seven minutes? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3265 It was a present from my accountant. 1.1667 0.04179 126 110 11 5
3266 It's about time that building was knocked down. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3267 Your mind needs to be listened to and understood. Life is short, but your past can be a burden. Don't neglect it ! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3268 It was installed by the insurance company to remind me how long I have to fix you. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3269 It all came back when I discovered your hourly rate 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
3270 It stopped a few weeks ago. Let's discuss how that affects your anxiety. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3271 And why do you think your mother didn't have a clock that big in the kitchen? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3272 Huge mess behind. Crazy what time can cover! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3273 Want to talk about the elephant in the room before we run out of time? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3274 To tell you the truth, it’s the only reason I rent this dump 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3275 I’m a psychiatrist with eyes on the big time 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
3276 Well, I wanted something that reminded people of the time AND my hourly rate. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3277 i just feel like i'm always being 'watched' 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3278 And how do you feel about it? In 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45... 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3279 Well, I see that your time is almost up for this week. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
3280 Time is rarely easy to disregard." 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3281 Great session working on your chronomentrophobia, Doug, but I'm afraid that's our time. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3282 It's so I can tell my father I hit the big time. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3283 Huh, rather than impending doom it signifies ever-growing earnings for me -- guess it really is relative. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3284 So Mr. Floyd, no time like the present to find your get up and go! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
3285 The clock on the wall says your time is almost up. You can open your eyes now. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3286 I still don’t see how you have time for this. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
3287 It’s not meant(italic) to make you feel impotent 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
3288 Our old "memento mori" was a skull. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3289 Money is a therapeutic issue. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3290 Tell me more about your fear of time passing. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3291 Because. I tend to lose track of the time. 1.1648 0.05245 91 81 5 5
3292 Time puts everything in perspective. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
3293 With TickTock therapy you'll feel every second lost to TikTok. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3294 Yes,when the Big Hand is on the 6 your times up. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3295 Bob for the last time, you only get an hour. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3296 I find the relentless, inexorable passage of time as a metaphor for the brutal finality of one’s inescapable mortality to be quite comforting. And, as you have likely noticed, the chaise is new as well. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3297 Time enough at last (for a nominal fee) 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
3298 I tried a smaller clock, but my clients all ran past their given time. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3299 In the time we have left, tell me more about ‘No Underwear Day’” 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3300 We've run out of time to overcome your enormous Oedipus complex today 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3301 the clock is ticking, start talking 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3302 I consider us done in dog minutes. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3303 The clock gets bigger as your bank account gets smaller. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3304 Why's everybody so hung up on mortality these days? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3305 We have less than seven minutes, Tom, let's save your mother for next week. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3306 At least it's right twice a day, unlike my partner. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3307 What I meant by seizing the moment wasn't this, John. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3308 I see we have 7 minutes and 56 seconds for you to wrap it up, so continue 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3309 ''In the Clock Tower we are always on time'' 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3310 Marvelous, isn't it? But the ticking—the ticking I did not foresee. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3311 Time to wake up Mr. Mom. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3312 Good first session so far. Now, tell me about your father. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3313 Well would you look at the-" "I CAN'T HELP BUT LOOK AT THE TIME! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3314 Everywhere I go I’m reminded of how small my clock is. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3315 Why is 55304 significant for you? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3316 Barely 5 minutes left and you haven’t mentioned you mother 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3317 I'm ready for a Big Time! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3318 Talk fast 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3319 It has less litigation risk than the ejector couch that I used to have. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3320 And how, in 6 minutes and 56 seconds or less, does that make you feel ? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3321 My apologies,sir. Alexa created an order last week when I dictated ‘big time narcissist’ in your record. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3322 Now let's work on your separation anxiety. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3323 I’m so glad you don’t believe in the 50 minute hour like all the other insensitive therapists I’ve been to. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3324 Ain't it funny, how time slips away. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3325 Please, don't worry about the time. We still have time to solve your bed wetting problem. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3326 Therapist: So, what do you see? Patient: Happy Hour! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3327 I just feel like this time is different 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3328 Why yes, you've reached your deductible - what makes you ask? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3329 The third hand is the second hand; the second hand measures hours; when the minute hand points to 11, it means five. But tell me again how you're the mad one in this world, Alfred. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3330 Time hangs over you? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3331 We’re not done yet but you can leave 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3332 ...and we'll want to be out of here before the alarm goes off. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3333 At 6pm the world ends. But tell me about your problems. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3334 Now tell me about your fear of time running out 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3335 I'd like to be right twice a day myself. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3336 our 5 o'clock hour was up 7 minutes ago, mr. klein. we'll continue to work on your chronophobia next week. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3337 It helps us unpack more into an hour. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3338 I’m telling you, Doc, I don’t know how you do it, but when I come here I really feel like I’m gonna make it in the big time.” 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3339 It’s a real elephant 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3340 Doc, I don’t know how to explain this feeling of dread that time is ticking by too quickly and looms so very large!! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3341 Please don’t act surprised that our session is almost up, Doc. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3342 From the looks of the clock, we’re just about out of money. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3343 I'm sorry, when you said "Tik Tok" obsession I just assumed....... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3344 Let me worry about it. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3345 My practice focuses primarily on unhealthy TicTok addictions. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3346 Keep your eye on the second hand. I charge a full hour for any part of an hour. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3347 Clearly, we are making big time progress here. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3348 Time toooo say goodbye! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3349 The new clock reflects my larger hourly rate. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3350 In case you hadn't noticed, your time is up. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3351 It counts down to Doomsday, calibrated for each client. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3352 How does it make you feel that the clock of this clock tower is the wrong way around? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3353 The hands of time heal all wounds, but until then, I'll take your money. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3354 So you see, more is not necessarily better. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3355 Wake up, this is not a session on sleep therapy. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3356 I guess happy hour is almost over somewhere. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
3357 Time is of the essence of time. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3358 Why do you think our discussions make you feel like time is slipping away? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3359 I hate to interrupt but we’ve only got a few minutes left 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3360 Oh, that? Yeah, trying to hint that time was almost up started to get awkward. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3361 It’s intended to treat both your megalophobia and your chronophobia 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3362 We really should clear out before the top of the hour chime begins. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3363 I thought time wouldn't matter in here 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3364 I'm sorry, we don't have time to discuss your overwhelming sense of urgency. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3365 It’s a cuckoo clock. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3366 I think it’s time we addressed the elephant in the room 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3367 The research trial is sponsored by Rolex. 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
3368 How about we circle back to that 'fear of running out of time' issue next week 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
3369 Flavor Flav Therapy Center 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3370 I finally had it with “Are we really out of time??” 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3371 Do you see it now,Monsieur Proust? 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
3372 It's OK. I'll consider it if you can say it in two minutes. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
3373 So tell me about your great great grandfather clock. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3374 Well, I guess that's all the time we have for the year. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3375 We’re not done yet; this takes years. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3376 OOPs, I missed that last 3 minutes......you'll have to repeat it next time........... 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3377 My yearly deductible reset. Can we squeeze in a childhood trauma before I go? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
3378 You should have been here three hours ago. Charlie Chaplin was hanging from it. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3379 "We're now in second overtime... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3380 I told you time was on your side 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3381 No, we have plenty of time for your new seemingly life-threatening problem 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3382 Oh it’s the actual clock Pink Floyd used on Dark Side of the Moon. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3383 That reminds me, I need to get the windows cleaned. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3384 Edward knew Dr. Big-Clock was known for her big clocks, but he didn’t realize how big Dr. Big-Clock’s big clocks were 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3385 It matches the bill, Mr. Smith. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3386 Even with my new purchase sitting above your head you manage to waste my time! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3387 You have eight minutes to turn off your hearing aids. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3388 fat time can't fly 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3389 I thought you know how shrinking works. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3390 Well, there are actually a few reasons in the literature on anxiety for people dreaming of giant loudly ticking clocks. 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3391 It makes it easier for to cut your stories off when we’re over time 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3392 I think sleeping is the best therapy. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3393 We're here to relax and focus on the present moment, Mr. Hastings." 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
3394 Even doctors have limits to their patience. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3395 As my empathy will segue into a practised mention of your invoice in six minutes, 56 seconds, let’s circle back to those wins you had over your crippling ambivalence this week. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3396 Well, looks like our time is up. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3397 Well, you’re on the clock 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3398 Tiiiiiiime is on your side. Yes it is. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3399 I love how, in a few more minutes, you’ll owe me another $300. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3400 I'm just taking it day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second you know? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3401 Yes, I know. The point is the clock is stopped because therapy is timeless. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3402 It was formerly on a bank building. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3403 Definitely wine o'clock! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3404 It’s a powerful reminder that we’re all on the clock. And, Marty, you have seven minutes left. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3405 It's a trial run for next year's pay-by-the minute model. 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3406 Will you be the cuckoo for my clock? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3407 You’re 50 minute hour is up, so we’re in overtime now. I love getting paid double time. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3408 Its to remind you that time is slowly killing us all 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3409 Did I mention I bill by the minute? 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3410 Let’s talk about your addiction to Tik Tock. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3411 A guy misheard me when I described my type. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3412 Tell me about your sense of feeling small. 1.1625 0.05749 80 72 3 5
3413 Why do I always feel like time is bearing down on me? 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
3414 Describe me your clock fear you fainted for 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3415 I was in a rather fraught relationship with King Kong but I kept the gifts. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3416 I'm only paying you for 53 minutes 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3417 I understand now why you say you can conjure time. But how do you feel about it? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3418 Sorry, I'm a little OCD about my patients' schedules. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3419 Session is over,nothing more, we bill the 50 minute hour! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3420 It's important to never lose sight of your goals. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3421 Would you find digital more relaxing? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3422 No I will not join you on the couch for the next seven minutes and 55 seconds. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3423 The big hand is the one that speaks to me. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3424 May I remind you, Mr. Wells, you are paying for every moment. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3425 The whole office will dong when the hour is up. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3426 So . . . 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3427 I’ll fix that whenever I can find 160 DD batteries 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3428 You are feeling sleepy…sleepy… 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3429 It serves as a reminder that your time is invaluable… and that my time is $400 an hour. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3430 You have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds to tell me why yoou showed up today without pants. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3431 I was considering replacing it with a large digital clock, but many of my patients are old school. The tick stocking seems to bring them back to their childhood hopes and dreams. Dan, are you still awake? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3432 Well, yes but it’s almost 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3433 Time keeps on slippin’ slippin’ slippin’ into the future…. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3434 Ok, well it appears that our time is up 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3435 We always put the big one up the week between Christmas and New Year's 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3436 Got it in London. Of course, it's a knock-off. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3437 Ti-i-i-ime is on my side. Oh yes it is. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3438 Now, I'd like to discuss your obsession with Tik Tok. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3439 So that death won't be a surprise. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3440 Does anybody really know what time it is? And why do I care. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3441 I have this recurring dream at a large clock falls on me during our session. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3442 This way my patients always have the best time. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3443 That’s all the time we have for today. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
3444 Yes,size does matter in our relationship as well. My clock is the physical representation of my hourly billing rate. 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
3445 I figured I’d go big so my patients would go home. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
3446 Why do you say that you would prefer that it were a digital display instead of an analog one? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3447 Harold, should we begin with your fixation on manifesting? 1.1613 0.03984 93 81 10 2
3448 That’s your time, I’m afraid 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
3449 Could it be that your abandonment issues are making you think I’m ‘just counting the seconds until our session is over?’ 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3450 I'm sure this 'Big Clock Energy' is just in your imagination 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3451 I can't decide which hand I like the best. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3452 Your eyelids feel heavy, you're getting very sleepy... Time's up! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
3453 10% off this session if it falls on you within the first 35 minutes. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
3454 The offline version is more a reminder of our mortality than an outlet for creative expression. 1.1613 0.04904 93 82 7 4
3455 Well, I see you finally made it to the Big Time! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
3456 Well, as we can see by the big clock on the wall, it's almost time to end this pity party! 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3457 See yourself with a huge clock, always knowing when the time is right. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3458 Doc, is it true what they say about "The bigger the hands?" 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3459 I call the big hand The Hammer of Doom. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3460 It's to remind you to cherish our brief time together. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3461 Yup. Your hour ends on a toc. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3462 Well, you got here in the nick of time. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3463 I can’t tell if my head has shrunk or the clock has just gotten larger since we started our sessions… 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3464 That will be all for today, Mr. Smithers. Next session, we'll explore my fixation with clocks 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3465 If we’re going to overcome your fear of flying, we better hurry up. Your flight leaves in a little more than an hour. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3466 Go on, I’ll wait 7 minutes before chiming in. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3467 Actually. I though my last patient said he was wishing for a bigger clock......." 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3468 Yes, it's just seven minutes to cocktail hour! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3469 Symbolically? Gosh, I don’t know. What do you think? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3470 You can get the bathroom key from our secretary, but you'll need two hands. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3471 Looks like your times up 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3472 Yes! Only 7 minutes left that I'm paid to care about this guy! 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3473 So enough questions about me, I’m supposed to be analyzing you. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
3474 Oh, that’s my Horological Studies Diploma. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
3475 Isn‘t it funny how the clock is more committed to this room than you are to our relationship. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
3476 For an extra $50/hour I’ll put numbers on the clock. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3477 In four sentences or less, how did that make you feel? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3478 At that very moment, Dr. Salvador realized that her patient had big time issues. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3479 It was too timely to pass on .. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3480 Yes, the clock makes you look skinny 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3481 Time goes bye so slowly, said Madonna 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3482 Is that making you anxious? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3483 You're crazy, big time. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3484 No big thing, but we've got eight minutes left on this session. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3485 I like my clients to feel they’ve hit the big time 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3486 Your new homicidal ideation is very interesting but it doesn’t get you any “bonus time” on our session clock. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3487 Now, sit back and relax, and we’ll try to get to the bottom of your fear of being taken advantage of. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3488 I felt it was Just evocative enough of Damocles without causing undue concern. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3489 It’s not the usual shape, but trust me, it’s a phallic symbol. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3490 My masters in time management really should have been a PhD. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3491 Your time is running out, but your back is also. Would you like me to recommend a chiropractor? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3492 'We're down to the final 10 minutes to fix your life! Let's fast-track those existential crises, shall we?'" 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3493 Why do you say time is irrelevant? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3494 Something is definitely up. You should've felt better 20 minutes ago. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3495 Do you like Chinese on Hanukkah as well? 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
3496 Patient: Oh, it’s almost time. Therapist: I didn’t even notice” 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3497 I see. And why do you feel there's something accusatory about the way the seconds hand points away from you? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3498 You know I can see what you’re thinking. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3499 Whew, almost done 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3500 I see that our time today is almost up. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3501 We got plenty of time. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3502 It's quite natural to feel like time is looming over you. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3503 Your motivational counseling concludes in 7 minutes. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3504 It's just a delusion and within an illusion 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3505 We have all the time in the world. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3506 All wounds, Doc? Well, if you’re quite certain, I’ll just sit here. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3507 When I can see the minute hand move, these ungodly sessions seem to go by faster. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3508 I agree, time is of the essence. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3509 I myself have a fear of wearing eyeglasses 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3510 Apologies, insuance companies now require us to charge by the second. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3511 Be still my bladder 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3512 That's not a doomsday clock, but you time is about up. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3513 Not to give you another thing to feel guilty about, but you should know your session barely covers my monthly battery expense. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
3514 I received this big clock as a gift. Now I’m trying to figure out if it’s a present or a subtle commentary on my relationship with time. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
3515 It’s a matter of time… 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3516 Seems we both have a case of idle hands. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3517 It’s a 2-in-1 doomsday clock 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3518 Now, we will retrace your steps... Look at the the hands of the clock. You are getting sleepy... Your eyes are getting heavy... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3519 What I REALLY like is the “60 Minutes” ticking stopwatch playing in Surround Sound. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3520 Does that clock seem to be getting smaller,or is it just me? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
3521 Most patients don’t even notice the clock 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3522 yep, the clock still ticks with fees regardless of napping 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
3523 I just feel like I'm never allowed to enjoy a second. It is always onto the next thing. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
3524 LOOKS LIKE YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3525 Yes, Ben you DO have some bigtime problems! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3526 Relax, we can jointly resolve your BIG issue in 7 minutes,,, 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3527 I don’t know, I feel like I’m just sitting here watching time pass me by 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3528 Well, at least you've got time on your side. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3529 Don’t talk to him, I’m the big time client here. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
3530 So, do you ever wonder where your anxiety about time comes from? This is a safe space. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3531 My staff loves Home Goods; you should see the chef statue in the kitchen. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3532 Timing is everything! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3533 How do you feel about making it to the big time? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3534 Time is not just minutes it's money 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3535 If your compulsion is that everything has to go off like clockwork, perhaps I'm not the right therapist to help you with your problem. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3536 Yes.My phobia is wearing eyeglasses. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3537 I'm sensing you may still have some timing issues. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3538 Well, that feels like something to unpack next session. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3539 Don't worry. You still hace two timeouts left. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3540 I disagree, I think Big Ben is an ideal office for treating chronic lateness. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3541 Looks like our time is up. Not that I keep track, or watch time or Worry about my next appointment. . Don't forget to pay my listening fee at the desk. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3542 Well, you can nap if you want to, I'm keeping track of the time. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3543 Take the time to visualize. You can’t rush memories. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3544 Well,I see that we are almost out if time for today 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3545 You can rest in peace 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3546 No, I don’t think there’s anything Freudian about the position of the hour hand. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3547 You know, sometimes I just feel like I'm always running around the clock. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
3548 We charge by the hour so we thought we should use a big clock 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3549 So when did you first start feeling inadequate about the size of your hands? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3550 I gotta say this makes it a little harder to focus on the now 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
3551 I’ve always felt like time was on my side. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3552 Yes,that is the biggest clock they had. 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3553 I find it an easier reminder that time is your money 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3554 Yes, but I want you to focus on going forward. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3555 Just a reminder, we switch places in 7 minutes 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3556 I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'd say we've made big-time progress this week. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3557 It’s my favorite Pink Floyd song… 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3558 So Mr. Schmitt…’time is money’…is this a recent obsession? 1.1585 0.05340 82 73 5 4
3559 It helps me analyze levels of anxiety 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3560 You know, sir, seeing the clock and the specific time it exhibits brings to mind a whole series of wonderful memories for me. Five-thirty was Howdy Doody time. . . . Princess Summer Fall Winter Spring. . . . Flub-a-Dub. . . . 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3561 It feels as though I am stuck in analog in a digital world 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3562 I’d be lying if I said you have a lot of time to pull yourself together. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3563 Alright ... continue breathing in and out. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3564 Appointment hours are 50 minutes. You’re 3 minutes over. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3565 My eye surgery didn’t go as planned. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3566 I find it helps with decision making. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3567 Your phobia will have to wait until next time. I close at 5:00! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3568 See, everyone has their tics. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3569 Ok but for real though, you should open your eyes and check this out. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3570 Putting up a big clock wasn’t the best idea after all. Now Jake thinks he has all the time in the world. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3571 I see our time's about up. I have a 2:00 next Thursday if that works for you. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3572 ‘Try and relax, there’s no hurry’ 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3573 It’s part of the treatment, subliminal visualization. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3574 I knew you were always counting down the minutes till I left, but I guess I didn’t realize your eye sight had gotten so bad 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3575 I see hypnotherapy has finally moved beyond pocket watches. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3576 I need to talk to you about a problem - it's big time. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
3577 Oh, wait, I see that your time is nearly up. I hope that your next life is better! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3578 Your time is almost up. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
3579 I'd like to turn the clock back to when you were at your high school senior prom. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3580 In our last 7 minutes, can you summarize all the things you've just said you're unhappy about - I can't read my notes. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3581 Yes, it's almost time for Jeopardy! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3582 Nearly time for the pub. my round first. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3583 Wow, Doc. Those antidepressants have worked big time on me! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3584 I do care about you. See, I gave you 3 extra minutes to ruminate. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3585 It's easier than the 6-foot hourglass. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3586 Well, look at the time. Your $200 power nap is a wrap. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3587 With this, New York locals are always done in fifteen minutes. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
3588 I think I worry too much about the time! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3589 I haven't punched the clock yet. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3590 And I thought lawyers were bad! 1.1573 0.05276 89 80 4 5
3591 It’s time for you to find a new therapist. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3592 No, it's not a lie detector. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3593 Welcome to Big Ben Therapy, your Royal Highness. Shall we begin with your relationship with your brother? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3594 It’s too late for fears that life’s passed you by. Let’s focus on fears of fair compensation. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3595 It's a reminder that the progression of time hangs over all of us...oh, and your time is up. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3596 If a moment has the capacity for infinite meaning,my clock has no meaning! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3597 I felt very inadequate at the time, 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3598 Will you at least say something before time's up? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3599 Why are you so anxious? You still have seven minutes til the end of this session. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
3600 TikClock says your time is up. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3601 You seem anxious about the passing of time. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3602 explain what you mean about '' big time'' 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3603 Well, at least you have time on your side, 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3604 Well no, it's meant to keep you focused. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3605 No, I never have an issue with my patients going beyond an hour. Everyone seems to want to leave before the alarm goes off. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3606 I can’t believe I’ve been asleep for 52 minutes. I will wake him soon and tell him it was a breakthrough session. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3607 Don't believe what you see. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3608 Breakthrough or not, I only work a fifty minute hour. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
3609 Well, so much for trying to help you with "I'm always losing track of time" 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
3610 By six o'clock, tell me about your mother. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3611 Sorry, our appointment is over. We're only scheduled for 50 minutes. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3612 Think of it less as the inexorable march of time, and more like a measure of my limited patience. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3613 I refuse to pay more for the hour, no matter how grand the time. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3614 David Bowie said, " Time may change me, but I can't trace time." 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3615 I am too vain to wear my glasses. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3616 Yes, I do charge by the minute, but let’s not dwell on that right now. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3617 I wish I could sleep as carefree as he does. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
3618 You could say I’m in my ‘Tick Tock’ era. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
3619 Does this mean you’re paid more by the hour? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3620 Yes, my hamster did design it. Why do you ask? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3621 The tick was too loud so I had it stopped” 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3622 I prefer 'Healing Time' to 'The Doomsday Clock'. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3623 What do you feel are your biggest tics? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3624 Pace yourself. These things take time. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3625 I’m a mess. Big time. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3626 My mantra is, “When your time is up, it’s up.” 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3627 And just like that, Doc it was somehow our anniversary AGAIN smh 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3628 Don’t let time pressure you to express your feelings! 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3629 I think Freud failed to realize the importance of the 50 minute time limit for sharing my traumas 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3630 I used to have a cuckoo clock but found it made my patients a bit jumpy 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3631 Well, that's it. Big time. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3632 I was sick of my view of the parking lot. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3633 It’s a memento mori! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3634 Big Ben says-it's almost times up! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3635 What do you see when you look at the clock? You have 8 minutes and 3 seconds left. You'll be billed even if you don't tell me. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3636 The clock was a gift from one of my big clients. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3637 I see, well let’s talk more about this being clock-blocked 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3638 I just see a big clock, please say more why it’s triggering your fears that everyone thinks you’re boring 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3639 Your feelings of “never enough time” - let’s take a moment to explore that. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3640 Stress is worse under time pressure, so talk fast. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
3641 I’m not a fanatic about time. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3642 Yes, in the greater sense of things, it's possible that time is just an illusion. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3643 You're not alone, Tim -- we're all dealing with inflation. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3644 No, Jim, time is only important when yer in jail or pregnant. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3645 You know, most of my patients express this same anxious fixation on time... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3646 We've got a few minutes left. Let's wrap up those early childhood traumas! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3647 We have two minutes and 56 seconds left. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3648 On the count of 3, you will wake up and remember nothing of this session. '1...2...' " 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3649 Autocracy… climate devastation… civil war…Let’s just focus on your own demise. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3650 PATIENCE, JOHN! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3651 It’s not about the time. It’s about when your time is through. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3652 I now charge by the minute. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3653 My special clock gets larger every time it senses your not being forthright with me. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3654 Wake up Nathan dear, it’s my turn to be the patient. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3655 Seven minutes to Wapner. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3656 You're 2 minutes over. Your neurosis may be working overtime, but I'm not going to. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3657 You have three minutes left. It'll drive me crazy if you don't get to the punchline. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3658 Time is relative, so this tells me you have a lot of issues with your family. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3659 You've got big time issues, that's why you need a big time therapist. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3660 Time isn't money for my billionaire clients 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3661 Sorry to interrupt, but do any of the other personalities want to rebut Frank for the rest of the hour? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3662 Alright, fine, I may have A thing, as you call it, about time 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3663 Now you can be the one who says 'we'll need to stop there'. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3664 Doctor, do you feel it was appropriate to mention from your couch that the five minutes of our role-play is almost up? 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3665 Time and tide wait for no man! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3666 The end of democracy, another pandemic, climate disaster, nuclear war. You pick. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3667 Seven to six? I thought the judge said six to seven 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3668 “I guess Myopia is a paradigm”. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3669 And when did you first notice problems with your sixty-second wife? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3670 Yes, it’s big—been enjoying the clock tower office though. Anyhow, you’re actually 7 minutes over. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3671 I tried the big clock but no, it doesn’t make it more interesting. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3672 Lots of time. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3673 My patients are the only cuckoos on the clock. 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
3674 I want to call a clock, a clock. 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
3675 No! I am not going to say anything about my sex life. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
3676 You don't want to be there when the alarm goes off at 6, so try to wrap things up. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
3677 Mr Goodaker, time is absolutely on your side”. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3678 There is no discount if you sleep. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3679 Try to focus on your childhood, and not on my ridiculously enormous clock. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3680 My next appointment is at 6. Talk fast. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3681 Oh, that. A former patient regulates Big Ben's clocks. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3682 Well I guess I can’t say I lost track of time. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3683 The essence of your treatment is just a matter of time”. Jerome Korenblatt, Westchester County, New York 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3684 time doesn't matter. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3685 My father was German. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3686 You’re really going deep here, Melvin, but as you can see our time is up for today. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3687 What are you typically thinking about just before six – I mean sex. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3688 My apologies, insurance companies now require us to charge by the second. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3689 25 or 6 to 4 is your response to this Rorschach test. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3690 Your self-consciousness about time is hindering our progress. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3691 I take it you charge by the hour. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3692 Think of it as art … no pressure. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3693 You better hurry up and catch that bus 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3694 Don’t worry, I’m keeping an eye on the time. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3695 When I said imagine the big time, I didn't mean literally. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3696 I always feel wound up. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3697 I could, as well, have an analog fixation." 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3698 As you may have noticed, our time is up 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3699 you have seven minutes to tell me what your problem is 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3700 Time is on your side,yes it is. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3701 Second hands are big these days 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3702 We have about seven minutes left to make a breakthrough 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3703 It triggered me when you said 'it's almost six.' 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3704 Please don't let yourself get distracted by my enormous clock. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3705 Your obsession with TikTok is totally normal. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3706 Let’s talk about the elephant’s timepiece in the room. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3707 it’s like the sun, except we can stare directly at it and watch your session tick tock away by the minute 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3708 To stop those yelp reviews that say 'our time wasn't worth it' 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3709 Relax. There's all the time in the world. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
3710 Like it? It reflects my new hourly rate increase. 1.1546 0.04935 97 87 5 5
3711 la sua consueta paura che il tempo le sfugga ... 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3712 Today I feel it is best to start applying some aversion therapy techniques to better deal with your time management obsession. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3713 Your clock therapy is almost over. You appear more calm. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3714 I love that big sound when the alarm goes off. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3715 It was the practice management consultant's first suggested improvement. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3716 Last week all you talked about was the passage of time. This week you seem preoccupied with deadlines. What gives? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3717 That Clock? Just a reminder we can't turn back time. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3718 You can just totally relax and forget about any anxiety you have about time pressure until the big alarm goes off in 7 minutes and 54 seconds. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3719 Your mother - really? Tell me a little more. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3720 You work at a help desk, but you feel completely ineffective. I understand 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3721 With each tick of the clock, your soul is relieved of stress and your credit card is charged .75 cents...sweet deams 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3722 I’m sorry, but that’s not all the time we have. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3723 It's almost six o'clock, in case you're wondering. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3724 As you can see, we still have seven minutes. That should be more than enough time for you to pull everything together in this our final session, neatly summarizing all that you have learned in our ten years of work. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3725 You can stop the clock but not time 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3726 Yeah - but are your problems as big as my clock? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3727 When your session is up but your subconscious wants to hang around for overtime. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3728 You haven't said anything for almost an hour. You have about seven minutes to spill your guts so that I can try to help you. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3729 I turn on its chimes when I'm using shock therapy. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3730 My therapist told me that a big clock saves a lot of time. Her patients spent less time staring at a clock that they could see easily 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3731 You might as well face reality, and make a go or no go decision 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3732 Yes, Happy Hour is over at 6 and then you will be back to paying your usual rate. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3733 Remind me. What's the skinny arm? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3734 Oh look, YMCA… 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3735 Time isn’t after us, Mr Byrne. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3736 You should see my refrigerator. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3737 I realized I wasn't the only one watching the clock during sessions and found this on Amazon. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3738 You have 360 days and 3 hours to prepare to spend Christmas with your family again.🎄 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3739 Why do you keep saying that time is like Cronus and devours its children? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3740 Hey Doc, did you get that clock at Home Goods?They really have everything there. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3741 These nervous tics you describe seem to arise from things you’ve heard second-hand rather than first-hand experiences. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3742 When the minute hand reaches 12, it's programmed to fall on you. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
3743 In case you’re wondering, I am charging by the second. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
3744 My yes, I do have a side business teaching young people how to read analog clocks. Why do you ask? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
3745 I feel the decor should reflect my hourly. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3746 What's been stressing me out recently is how to explain all my issues within one hour 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3747 Hooooowwwww loooooooonnggg haaaaaaave youuuuuuuu fellllllllllt thiiiiiiiiisssss sennnnnnssssse offfffffff tiiiiiiiimmmmmme diiiilllllllaaaaaaatiooooooonnnnn? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3748 That's all the time we have, and I really, really mean it! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3749 Overtime rates apply past wine-thirty. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3750 No, not yet. I have seven more minutes to tell you how to live your life. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3751 Tell me about the time ... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3752 Got it from a railway station... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3753 Because it’s five o’clock somewhere and you’re cutting in on my time! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3754 Well, doctor. I don’t watch the clock often … but, sometimes … 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3755 I forgot to mention, don't worry about the time. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3756 Please set the arms to the time it all began. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3757 This room isn't quite emitting that Kramers-Wannier duality vibe the listing described. Would the sellers consider lowering the price to offset the cost of a Jordan-Wigner transformation? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3758 Can’t ever escape the tick tock, whether it’s social media or... 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
3759 Do you sometimes think about your own mortality? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3760 Don’t worry, I’ve got time. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3761 So Bob, tell me more about this 'rat race' feeling. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3762 Patient: Doc, I have tried mindfulness and living in the moment, but none of it is working. I still feel like my life is escaping me, minute by minute. Doc: 10...9...8... 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3763 Don't mind that. It helps remind me about what's important in life. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3764 By the way, that will be $150 a minute. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3765 Yeah, time keeps clanking away. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3766 Now that you mention it, I do think it makes me more conscious of the time. But what is consciousness? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3767 I'm sorry but that's all the time we have for today. I have to squeeze in another patient to pay for that giant clock. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3768 Time flies when you're facing your demons! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3769 Sometimes a clock hand is just a clock hand. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3770 So is this how therapists compensate for their small…uhm…pens? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3771 Its accuracy can't be trusted--it's made by Big Timex. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3772 It's ok, we all amplify the issues in our mind. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
3773 Patient: Is that a Basquiat? Therapist: No, it's right twice a day 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3774 You don't notice it's fast. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3775 You're exaggerating! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3776 It was a gift from a late patient. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3777 Could you please stay focused and stop talking about your love life? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3778 IT MAY SEEM A BIT HEAVY HANDED. BUT I CAN"T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY TO GET YOU TO .... OR GET OFF THE POT. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3779 Doctor, how much time do I have left? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3780 Your hour is almost up. Turn the minute hand if you'd like to continue. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3781 Looks like our up is time. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3782 So, look at the time we will have to have to talk about your wife running away with the tennis instructor next week. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3783 We have time for 5 sprint topics of your choice. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3784 My tablet is unhappy. Apparently, the clock doesn't respond to WiFi. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3785 Don't worry, that's only for clients with big-time problems. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3786 You say that your life is filled with stress. Tell me about it . . . in seven and a half minutes or less. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3787 I think we are near the end of your session. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3788 The hour is upon us. We only have pressing seconds to discuss the most minute details of your past. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3789 It was either that or a watercolor of your divorce. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3790 As you can clearly see, we’re almost out of time so please don’t bring up anything important. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3791 It helps me deal with my time anxiety. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
3792 You must bill by the hour 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3793 Can you fill me in on the rest of your life in the seven and a half minutes remaining? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3794 I heard that Freud was really into “Six.” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3795 From where I sit, your problem is shrinking fast... 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3796 Don't look at the clock. Time is not a priority here. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3797 Why? So you won’t lose concentration looking out the big window behind it. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3798 Does the stroke of 5:53:04 make you feel sexually inadequate, Mr. Murray? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3799 Isn't it suppose to be Ten of Ten?" 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3800 Yes, I am aware that TikTok is taking up all of my time. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3801 My clients under 30 never know when time’s up. This rubs it in. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3802 Just a subtle reminder of how many dollars the awkward silences will cost you per minute. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3803 The future may be clearer than you think. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3804 You have seven more minutes to tell me why you’re so messed up. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3805 Your typical male fantasy is unattainable. The closest you’ll get is this enormous clock. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3806 So how do YOU feel about the world ending?” Asks the psychologist 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3807 I think I might be clock blocked, but with analog it's hard to tell. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3808 I’m sorry Fred but you have to get comfortable with the constraints of modern society. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3809 I ordered oversized diplomas, but they haven't arrived yet. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
3810 It was either that or space. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3811 We're closing in 5 minutes. Get to the point! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3812 What makes you say that time is not on your side? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3813 Your future's looking up. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3814 I guarantee that this chronometer therapy will cure your habitual lateness. I just can't tell you how long it will take. 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
3815 I can't be late for Frazier reruns at 6:00. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3816 It's a loaner. The rose window's in for repairs. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3817 I wish I could go back in time too. For other reasons… 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3818 Gee, Ben gets bigger every year. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3819 Watching the clock does not solve your problems, it just adds to your bill. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3820 this is not a sleep session 1 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3821 I use it for patients with intense fear of clocks 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3822 At this point Mr. Daniels I need a therapist. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3823 Hey wow, that's a really big clock. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3824 Are your hourly rates getting bigger too? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3825 Tempus Huge-It. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3826 I feel like my time keeps ticking, you know? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3827 Hold that thought until next session…. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3828 I understand you are nostalgic about the fleeting nature of time. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3829 It's the cost of the batteries that counts. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3830 It’s for my younger clients 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3831 A watched clock never boils 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3832 It was a gift from a former patient who wanted to thank me big time. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3833 Well, a mother never stops. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
3834 These Salvador Dali Night Terrors are killing me Doctor!! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
3835 I think in a few minutes we both can call it a day. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3836 I see, well, you know. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3837 Remember when you told me about your constant fear of running out of time? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3838 Hold that personality. I'll see you two weeks" .. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3839 That's right, when the widdle hand reaches the top, your time is up. Now, back to your mother. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3840 It was a gift from a patient; she thought she was a giant. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3841 You may never reach the big time. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3842 Oh my, I just happened to notice the time...our hour is almost up! 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
3843 Welcome to our first session to treat your fear of being killed by a giant clock. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3844 In the brief 10 seconds that we have left please tell me about your childhood 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3845 Are you on TikTok? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3846 Ah yes, that's because patients kept complaining we were running out of time. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3847 Always say I love you. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3848 Talk fast. You have seven and a half minutes left. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3849 Yes,I am a bit of a clock watcher. Bob Stevens, San Antonio, TX 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3850 Fortunately you won't be needing hypnosis today. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to swing that thing . 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3851 You have six more minutes to get well. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3852 All my patients can say, “Time is on my side” 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3853 Our time is nearly up, so I’ll cut to the chase: inadequacy shminadequacy. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3854 You have six minutes 57 seconds to nail the shot at the buzzer. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3855 Dont be distracted by that.....its just a subtlee reminder that life is fleeting 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
3856 Patients complained I was glancing at my watch too often. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3857 Contrary to what you say Dr. I think it's broken. Isn't it suppose to be a 45 minute session? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3858 There is seven minutes left to cure your fear of confrontation. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3859 I'll be honest, this is a big time for me 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3860 It's 2024, time is money and no one's trying to hide it. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3861 Time is just a construct, Barry 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3862 Patient: The clock seems judgmental. Therapist: Oh, that old thing? It's just counting the moments until your next brilliant revelation. No pressure! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3863 You think your anxious now. Wait 7 minutes for the cuckoo. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3864 Each tick of the clock is to help you focus on the present and to remind me that I just earned another 25¢. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3865 YOU NOW HAVE 5 AND A HALF MINUTES TO TELL THE TRUTH 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
3866 Oh that's what you meant by, "if I wanted 'extra' time at my next appointment." 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
3867 Try to stay focussed in the moment 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3868 Let's take a look at the minutes from our last meeting 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3869 Sorry but after 50 minutes your "hour" is up. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3870 No sense getting up to go to bed! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3871 Even with all the time in the world, doc, there isn't enough time to do all the things I don't want to do 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3872 Seven more one-hour sessions and I’m closing the case on your sad ass. Please continue. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3873 It helps me remember to save 5 minutes to transcribe my doodles. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3874 Yes, this is much better: I worried when you wore it on your wrist. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3875 i keep having these hallucinations of a very large clock 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3876 Go ahead, you were saying something about your mother? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3877 Y'know each time I look at that clock I feel worse- I'm not coming back here any more! 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3878 It is both a little fast and a little big. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3879 Big time complainer 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3880 I see our time is up without my glasses. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3881 The clock remains still, it’s the room that turns - does that bother you? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3882 The clock used to be owned by Cary Grant 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3883 We have five minutes left if you want to discuss solutions to your current problems. But I suggest we continue unpacking your toddler years. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3884 Looks like we’re almost out of time for this week 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3885 So tell me, where is all this pressure coming from? 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
3886 It's our concrete representation of how counseling pays off: big-time. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3887 Once the big hand hits 12, it's $2 a minute 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3888 Because some visitors forget I'm a therapist. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3889 WHEN I COUNT TO THREE, YOU WILL AWAKEN REFRESHED, CONFIDENT, AND UNAFRAID OF LOUD OVERSIZED OBJECTS!!!!! 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3890 It was a gift from one of my big time clients. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3891 You seem preoccupied by the passage of time. Talk about that. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3892 I wanted to remind patients that my time is more precious than their problems. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3893 Good thing time doesn’t heal psychic wounds. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3894 It helps me track efficient patient epiphanies. They really start to trail off about now. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3895 I bill by the second. I just wanted you to see it and not be stressed out or have any anxiety about this session. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3896 Yes, it does seem to address your sense of ennui, but really, it's just that I charge by the minute. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3897 It will help you with your tardiness to work but it can really mess with your sleep. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3898 I find that it prevents malingering. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3899 Let’s explore this recurring feeling of time bearing down you. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3900 So....you took the pill 4 hours ago? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3901 Close your eyes and try not to think of a giant clock 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3902 My advice to you; timing is everything in life! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3903 You seem inordinately pressured with the length of your sessions, and I need some help understanding where this is coming from. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3904 Hmm, I'm not familiar with Chronomentrophobia. What is that? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3905 Remember that time is relative, even size wise. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3906 (in shrink's thought bubble) 10 more minutes to get my steps in... 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3907 My office worker patients love it. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3908 Gosh, it that the time! We'll take the extra off next week's. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3909 Yes, I’ve raised my rate but you get more time. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3910 Calm down, Mr. Andrews. I assure you I said that life is like this big clock. Clock, Mr. Andrews, with an L. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3911 Sorry, my pocket watch is out for repair. Just shake your head back and forth a few times and let me know when you’re starting to feel sleepy. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3912 You're right. Time is money. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3913 It's called exposure therapy. I expose you to how much time we have left and you focus more on the therapy than on everything else in your life. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3914 Well, as you can see, our time is almost up. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3915 You have seven minutes left to come up with a mommy issue." 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
3916 For all my patients who claim they don't have enough time in the day this usually suffices. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3917 Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when the session is almost over. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
3918 Get off work at six. I'll take another nap then. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3919 And is that second hand in the room with us? 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
3920 A dramatization, enlarged to show texture 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
3921 Now we can both see how much time we are wasting 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3922 You've got five minutes to tell me your problems, after that I'm taking off my pants and opening a bottle of wine. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3923 It's there for my time management averse patients to fixate on. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3924 Your nap will have to end -- we've gone two minutes over our allotted time 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3925 Harold Lloyd was my grandfather. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3926 Now, how about when the big hand points straight up? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3927 wakey wakey...time's almost up! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3928 Please tell me Time Is up 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3929 I charge by the minute. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3930 Time has started to weigh me down, doc 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3931 it looks like time's up for today. It also looks like it's very big. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3932 Because you're a bit of a long talker... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3933 Please hurry with your story. I need to get to the pedicurist. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3934 What triggers your feeling that "time is running out"? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3935 My Decorator has early onset wisenheimers. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3936 wheat time is cocktail hour 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3937 Time's up. Do you see it as a penis or not? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3938 Who do you hear, Steve Miller, Pink Floyd, or Jim Croce? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3939 I listen very carefully to every word you say. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3940 If you're interested, we are now offering a late check-out. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3941 So you feel that people are always rushing you, as if you have a giant clock hanging over your head. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3942 I feel like we are on the verge of a breakout, Donald...I mean breakthrough! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3943 When I say 'go', list every authority figure who has ever made you question your self-worth. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3944 Doomsday is the new Tuesday. Amirite? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3945 I'm hungry". " Me too... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3946 Oops…time’s up 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3947 So let’s talk about how this new preoccupation that ‘time is money’ started.” 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3948 You have seven minutes left to come to terms with your anxiety. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3949 Well I heard about dentists giving out candy,so as a specialist in time anxiety,this seemed like the natural next step. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3950 Welp, that’s our time. I’m just trying to role model healthy boundaries, and self-care 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3951 I know.. time goes by ever so slowly and each second only costs a dollar. Surely there’s more to life 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3952 Doc, I appreciate that you don't check your watch while I'm talking, but I can't help feeling like you're still watching the clock. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3953 I'm all ears for 15 more minutes; after that, you'll need to pay an additional £50 per hour. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3954 You see a portrait of your mother? Well,your time is up but we will need to continue this next week and for at least 520 more sessions. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3955 Sorry, our 50 minute hour is up. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3956 I’m fashionably late for my existential crises 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3957 This is the cognition test I give before actual counseling can begin, whereby I can reasonably expect to be paid. Now, when the big hand is where it is, and the little hand is where it is, what time is it? 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3958 You've got 8 minutes left to tell me why you hate your mother. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3959 Would you like to share now?" Donnelle McGee, Sacramento, CA 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3960 It tends to focus the mind - sort of like an impending execution... 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3961 this is the time. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3962 So I never miss happy hour… dollar oysters for another seven minutes, want to share a dozen? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3963 I think it's time for you to get a smaller clock, doc. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3964 Just gimme 5 minutes more. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3965 Ok you can open them now. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3966 Did you steal this clock from the Eras tour? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3967 We have more than a little time left. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3968 I realize your life is not run by the clock but you are 3 minutes and 4 seconds over. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
3969 My six o'clock is here already. Tell me how you feel about THAT! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3970 I thought we’d try some immersion therapy to help with your fear of feeling rushed 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3971 It’s transference o’clock somewhere. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3972 The secret is ; ignore time ! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3973 The little hand is approaching 6 and the big hand is nearing 11. At least I’m learning how to tell time in these sessions. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3974 We had a small one, but people wouldn’t shut up about it 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3975 I just feel like it’s time… 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
3976 I still can't get nearsighted and farsighted straight. And I'm not Gay. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
3977 How long have you felt like this? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
3978 Your session ended two minutes and three seconds ago. Goodbye 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
3979 OK, but before you get into all that, please note that we're past the two-minute warning. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3980 I'm told this tick-tock will attract younger clients. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3981 I think it helps us remember to "be in the moment" 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3982 Thanks for the gift. One heckuva hint, isn't it? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3983 If you hear ticking that means it’s working 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3984 My 'session's over' alarm is loud enough to wake us both up! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3985 So it looks like we'll have to pick it up from there next time. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3986 Husband is next - as soon as I get home.... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3987 Sorry about the loud ticking. Your childhood stories tend to drag and I just wanted to ensure we didn't go over. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3988 So, are you ready to turn back the clock? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3989 It’s time to wrap it up… But we just got through my first day of kindergarten !?!? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3990 Okay, so in your remaining 749 1/2 seconds left, what will you be working on this week? -sk Whidbey Island W 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3991 You really think that one day we will run out of time in the world?! Ha, that’s just like the time you said that “Man have landed on the moon! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3992 Too bad. As Einstein would say, I have the space but not the time. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3993 I hate to tell you this, Chris, but that’s actually the average size.” 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3994 It was a gift. Just ignore it! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3995 Do you see what I see? 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3996 Aren’t you glad it’s Friday? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3997 It's so we can focus on your time with me, and not the money it's costing you.... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3998 Think of it as giving you more time for your money. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3999 My clock finally made the big time. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4000 It's up to you, dinner or breakfast? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4001 It almost seems that time stops during our sessions. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4002 We're good—what's undone is done. Time now for just chatting. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4003 If we stop here, you can still get down to Buffalo Wild Wings for the deal where you get 20 wings and a 20 oz IPA for $20. And honestly, that'll probably stop you from killing yourself more than anything I can say. You didn't really mean that, right? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4004 As the day comes to an end, you have very little time left to look on the bright side. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4005 We're under seven minutes. Speak. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4006 It’s time for me to be right. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4007 Is the lost time here with us? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4008 Oh look, another hour of my life I'll never get back. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4009 Only eight minutes till dinnertime and the end of your diet. Feel better? That'll be $200. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4010 Well, the clock says it's time to close now I guess I'd better go now I'd really like to stay here all night All night 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4011 Really? Most patients find the unrelenting march of time to be soothing. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4012 Time flies when you’re having fun. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4013 Live in the monent 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4014 Yes, I know. But I prefer Daylight Savings Time. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4015 I’d like to know why you feel I’m only in it for the money? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4016 Oh my no, you're id clock is much smaller. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4017 Just a little reminder that our time is nearly up. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4018 You hear it ticking, I hear it going “Cha-ching! Cha-ching!” 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4019 Tell me more about that time. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4020 It reminds us both that I am on the clock. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4021 In the future please keep your epiphanies within the fifty minutes allotted to you. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4022 By the way, I bill by the nanosecond. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4023 Relax! You still have 10 minutes and 23.5 seconds left. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4024 You seem overly concerned about running out of time. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4025 The problem is, we think we have time. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4026 Yes, seconds count. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4027 Looks like High Tide is coming soon ! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4028 I admit to Grand Clock envy. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4029 Now, let's talk about that out-sized ego. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4030 I'm facilitating your fantasy of hitting the big time. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4031 I like my patients to learn the importance of timely recall of childhood trumas. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4032 So, I can just 'will' my hands to get bigger? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4033 If it doesn't motivate patient breakthroughs I'll add my accumulating fee to the dial. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4034 Your clock is too big. 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
4035 Of course I want you to feel completely unrushed when you're here... 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4036 Eight minutes remain for us to uncover the unconscious motive for why you chose to say what you did. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4037 Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4038 Ok,Ok,Mr. Ibn-Had,but just slow down some,please. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
4039 Well, I’ve somehow missed the 50 minute hour 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4040 I needed a reminder that time is of the essence. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
4041 Being permanently on Eastern Daylight Time will be a Godsend. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4042 I think we should reduce your dosage of olanzapine; I assure you, there is no large "flying clock" outside the window... but if there were, it would be slow because it's 6 o'clock and our time is up. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4043 You got a 52-minute hour to cover any holiday depression. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4044 your time is my time.......... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4045 No. There is no such thing. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4046 ''Flavor Flav gave it to me as a gift.'' 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4047 It's a distraction. I'm giving you something new to obsess about. You're welcome. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4048 We're two minutes past the fifty minute hour. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4049 Really it's to benefit you; I bill by the minute after the hour is up. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4050 mr. Hackelburg, I know you think that’s the most comfortable couch you’ve ever laid on but you’ve been there for four hours! Please! I’ve got to get home and feed my cats! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4051 Seven minutes to "Happy Hour" 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4052 Doctor: Tell me what you feel, Roger, when you see that huge clock? Roger: I can't believe I'm paying you by the hour for these sessions! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4053 "Relax and tell me all about it. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4054 Can you get to the point, please? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4055 Last call for our happy hour well specials. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4056 I don't care what the critics say, I liked Rango. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4057 It seems that the passage of time looms large in your view. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4058 Annnnnnnnd we're done. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4059 Seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds until I can be myself again and be free from all kvetches! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4060 Brace yourself for the six o’clock alarm. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4061 Don't you think it's about time? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4062 Some of my other patients kept running over on time. So anyway, let's talk about your chronophobia. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4063 Remember, I bill by the minute. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4064 You’re not getting one minute more than insurance covers. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4065 50 minutes means 50 minutes. I’m Hungry! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4066 Sam's therapist charges big hours per buck but it's definitely worth the time 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4067 "It gives off a loud CUCKOO when your session is over. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4068 Actually, Jack, the session ends at six o'clock, not sex o'clock. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4069 I decided to replace my gas light, with this teeny tiny clock. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4070 Time is not up. Or down. Time is eternal, everywhere all the time. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4071 The loud ticking keeps me awake while you bare your soul. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4072 For those who battle depression, it serves as a reminder of how they've overcome the financial pressure each of these sessions bestows onto their life." 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4073 Now, imagine your head is at 12 o'clock and the big hand is a guillotine blade. Where would you put the big hand in terms of your anxiety level? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4074 You might want to cover your ears when the hour’s up. The timer is really, really loud! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4075 Psych ward clocks, depressed, nudge like anxious calendars. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4076 Well, it has reduced billing discrepancies. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4077 Welcome to the big time... 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
4078 Do you believe time is hanging over you? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4079 I wanted to probe a bit on the time-blindness you've been experiencing. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4080 Your time is almost up. Now let's talk about you. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4081 Just wanted to make sure you are aware when our time is up. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4082 Your wife doesn't love you. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4083 You’re getting very, VERY sleepy. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4084 No, that's your gender. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4085 Some of my patients are myopic. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4086 With the big hand ticking of my fee, there's no more free association. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4087 Yes, it has been argued that time is just a human construct. Regardless, Carl, our time is almost up. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4088 Yes, it has cut down on billing disputes. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4089 Why do you say something huge looms over you in life? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4090 Why don’t we continue on your passive-aggressiveness next time? 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
4091 Shall I get you your sweater now? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4092 So, Mr. Tock... you say you've developped a nervous 'tick' since our last session... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4093 Do we have time for a micro dose? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
4094 It's been seven hours and 15 days . . . 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4095 There's something wrong with you big time. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4096 I see our time is almost up. I think a brisk walk around the block and some meditation would do wonders for you. Me: I'm paying for this? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4097 Oh, it's nearly Hammertime! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4098 I like to keep a clear time boundary. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4099 I'm afraid that's all the time we have for this session 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4100 Time’s weighing heavily upon me 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4101 I fear I started my new years countdown too early. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4102 I usually stop listening between 5:51 and 5:53. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4103 So you’re saying, ‘time is on my side’ 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4104 Unfortunately, inflation has affected my time, as well 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4105 Not sure if you noticed, but we're almost out of time.. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
4106 Do you know the time? I left my phone in the car. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4107 Try not to think about my rate. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4108 It does an our in 50 minutes. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4109 Since everyone "felt unheard" when I checked my watch... 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4110 Yeah sorry, that's on loan. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4111 Stop wishing it backwards. I will not help, even your fee. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4112 Your memory test demands you tell me the time, regardless of you growing up knowing only digital. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4113 I really struggle to see this as nearly 1800 when it is so clearly only 6. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4114 „Every second counts!“ 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4115 I'm just stealing your money at this point...:) 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4116 It's a leap year time warp. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4117 No wonder she’s out of network 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
4118 My time is your time. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4119 Yes, I see that time is very much on your side Mr. Turner, but we've still run out of it. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4120 How, exactly, is your latent homosexuality aroused by that big black clock? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4121 Tick, tick, tick. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4122 I go by Vienna time. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4123 So...You were dreaming about a clock that was about to fall on you? How did that make you feel? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4124 When we go over 30 seconds you will be charged for another full hour. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4125 I messed up- big time. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
4126 It started when I received my first Department 56 Snow Village piece. All the clocks I see are set to five minutes to six. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4127 Time. What’s it good for? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4128 Oh look! It's almost time for me to go home and drown a days work of listening to peoples problem in vodka. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4129 The clock drives you crazy? You should see the electric bill. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4130 `I'm a big time analyst 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4131 And that's the time we have, Gary. I hope this cures your phobia of clocks. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4132 No, it’s actually been getting smaller this whole time. What do you think that means? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4133 It's a Christmas present from my family. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4134 Wake me up in 10. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4135 Don’t mind that, our insurance requires we install that in every consultation room. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4136 Your problem is you have no internal clock. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4137 Just so you know, it has an alarm if you fall asleep. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4138 Today, I'd like to work on reading and recognizing nonverbal cues. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4139 What Does It Look Like To You? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4140 If that scares you now, wait until the hour is up. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4141 I hear what you're saying but just because the clock hands resemble two female symbols doesn't mean we should blame your mother. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4142 This used to be the law office of Bill, Baby, Bill! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4143 Yes, I'm sure we can get your OCD under control, and I'll have to charge you for the three seconds we went over. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4144 After my last patient jumped we had to cover up the window. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4145 Do you ever feel time weighing you down? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4146 For some reason I seem to feel more cuckoo than usual when I'm here. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4147 Longevity…tick, tick… 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4148 Anything else before Happy Hour ends? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4149 It's for my patients with time blindness 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4150 We have to watch the clock. I charge for every 3 minutes,including the chitchat at the beginning. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4151 Yeah, I think it's time for a break! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4152 You’ve been staring at the clock for years. You can have it. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4153 Yes, I wish I had a face that doesn’t age, too. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4154 It’s time for you to become hopelessly despondent. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4155 I think I'm ready for happy hour 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4156 This therapy isn't very dynamic 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4157 Steve just like I told you in the last session, I don’t watch the clock in our appointments the clock watches me 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4158 So time heals everything, huh? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4159 People find comfort when time is on their side. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4160 Why would you say you think you’ve been here too long? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4161 This isn't helping my Chronomentrophobia 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4162 OK, you've got seven minutes to explain to me why you're feeling like you're ruled by the clock. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4163 Well Mr. Steven, instead of focusing on the size of the hands, can you appreciate the motion of the strokes? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4164 Most things are right in front of us, and we just need a little help in seeing them clearly. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4165 I'm afraid making the big time has gone to your head, sir. 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4166 You say you feel invisible? Well look at the time! We'll have to continue with that next time. You can pay reception and schedule our next session on your way out! 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
4167 My kids told me I should go big on TikTok 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4168 So, you have a five minute fast phobia? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4169 Almost time to wake up. Sleep does wonders, doesn't it? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
4170 You’re two minutes over your 50 minute hour. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4171 Better start waking up! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4172 And is this decommissioned German tower clock in the room with us right now? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4173 Haste away and Namaste! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4174 Clock envy? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4175 You shouldn’t feel that I’m rushing you! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4176 You have 2 and a half minutes to finish your dream" 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4177 'Can you see the time, Stanley?' 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4178 I think it might be time for me to get a new therapist 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
4179 Your hour is almost up. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4180 when will you get to the point? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
4181 So you feel like you’re always losing time? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4182 Just so you know, I'm on time-and-a-half now. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4183 Just ignore it. The same way you ignore the fact that your mother was emotionally unavailable. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4184 I give everyone a bonus 2 minutes 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4185 I know you think time is elusive, but I do charge by the hour. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4186 Well, we're out of time, now. I have to go to the Y. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4187 Let's just say I also have big-time issues! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4188 What happened to the 50 minute hour? 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4189 Yes my rates can randomly go up, and yes the casino bus departs at 6. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4190 Don't worry about the time Mr Barnes , I'll let you know when the session is over 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4191 You seem obsessed with the passage of time. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4192 I like being in sync with my patients. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
4193 Okay,now tell me about your trauma. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4194 Oh gee, I’m so sorry but I just noticed that we’ll have to stop there for today. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4195 Which hand is you, and which is your father?" 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4196 Time keeps on ticking, ticking into the future".. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4197 It's easy to see your time is up! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4198 That is a picture of the new Apple Watch 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4199 Well, Mr Rogers we're going to have to explore why you feel time is weighting you down, but I see we're out of time. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4200 When I said I wanted to learn about Tik Tok this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4201 I love living in here away from the outside world. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4202 Inside this clock tower was the cheapest space I could find plus it works practically and as a metaphor 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4203 We'll need to wrap things up now,Mr. Jones. Happy Hour is almost over. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4204 And this giant wall clock in the dream says what to you? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4205 Your problems are so fascinating I lost track of time 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4206 It's your personal doomsday clock. Tell me how you feel it's going. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4207 It's just you, me and the clock on the wall. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4208 The Whole Wall Clock 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4209 Let's go back now and talk about your grandfather. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4210 How could you know our time is almost up? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4211 Aren't I supposed to be the one over-compensating? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4212 We better wrap this up. That thing's about to bong. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4213 Something tells me it's not I who should consider making a career change Dr Three Hundred and Fifty an hour. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4214 Am I even going for therapy if I don't post a selfie with you in 5 sharp minutes on Instagram? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4215 I'm a Freudian. Bigger is better. 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
4216 Whenever you're here, Harry, you obsess about time. Why do you think that is? 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
4217 I feel like my life is ticking away 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4218 i hear if she thinks your interesting, she will give you another couple of minutes. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4219 Aaaaahemmmm: finish your rant. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4220 So what exactly is it you find arousing at the end of your workday? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4221 A panic attack usually occurs whenever I picture myself turning into a mouse as the clock strikes twelve. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4222 No, it's definitely not the dooms-day clock. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4223 My family tree without the branches? You want the twig? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4224 Just in time for a midlife crisis, I’ll be seeing you more. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4225 Interesting, let's analog about that. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4226 It’s the silence that comes at a cost! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4227 You have a full two-and-a-half minutes to tell me why you think she left you and to whip out your credit card. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4228 Are they still selling that clock at Costco? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
4229 I'm perceiving some major clock envy. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4230 It's an ironic gift from a former patient; next time 47 minutes. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4231 We’ve got three big minutes left 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4232 Tell me more about your fear of death. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4233 Time is money, hence this therapy session will cost you a fortune! 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
4234 Wendy I'm telling you, time really is on your side. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4235 Let’s wrap this up before the alarm goes off. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4236 I like to make clear the amount of billable hours. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4237 Boring me? No, no... please continue Mr. Woolsey. I meant it when I said that 'time is on your side' -- just remember that my new rates go into effect as of midnight on January 1st. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4238 I’d suggest you move more quickly past the breastfeeding issues. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4239 Yes, you're making progress - big time! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4240 So, why do you think we should replace it with a puppy calendar? 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4241 It runs backwards. It should help you overcome your fear of death. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4242 Time is money, especially when you are talking to your therapist. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4243 The size of the clock just represents my hourly rate graphically. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4244 Yes, I said you have time, but I didn't mean time for sleeping. Robert A. Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-333-5332 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4245 No, that’s not the Atomic Countdown Clock. It’s your medical deductible increasing by the minute. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4246 You have only a few minutes left in today’s session to blame your mother. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4247 Just 7 minutes to wake up. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4248 Actually, we are not out of time. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4249 With all due respect, Doctor, I think you are confused about the meaning of "Time is of the essence." 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4250 Don't worry. That's bar time. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
4251 man this clock is so fuckin big 1.1375 0.05553 80 74 1 5
4252 When you hear the chime your hour is finished 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4253 Your BS-ing time is almost over. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4254 Let’s explore this; what is it about the clock that you find “so big?” 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4255 When they said I could lease office space in Big Ben I thought they were cuckoo. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4256 Time weighs heavily on you, doesn't it? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4257 I see, Mr. Brodsky, your time is up. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4258 I've got to hand it to you - most clients can't stand the noise. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4259 Your billable hour is almost up. If you have anything to say, you should wake up now. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4260 What's the first thing that comes to your mind after getting over the fear of being hit by the second hand? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4261 Your insurance coverage for this session ends in eight minutes. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4262 I get it. I pay by the hour. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4263 Don't worry, all of my clients have big time problems. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4264 Enough about your mother! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4265 Does it make you feel anxious? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4266 It was meant for a much bigger room. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4267 Well, I see we have just enough time left for your bombshell. What is it this week? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4268 Actually, your time was up an hour ago. I haven't gotten around to resetting that after Daylight Savings Time ended. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4269 Your clock watching phobia is a major roadblock to a productive life, big time." 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4270 These homicidal triggers from herbs…you mentioned parsley, sage, rosemary….and time. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4271 What do you mean by a kiss is just a kiss? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4272 Your time is almost up say something 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4273 Ok, time to get to the election. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4274 Could you get to the point a bit more slowly? 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4275 Let's see if we can get to the bottom of your continual obsession with time. We have exactly 7 minutes and 56 seconds left in the session to get that done. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4276 11:23 Upside Down !!! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4277 So I guess you are a big time psychiatrist. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4278 You have 7 minutes to wrap this up, 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4279 What is gaslighting? " "Am i a Narcissist? " " Um 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4280 You have exactly one hour to express your deepest thoughts and most fragile emotions. Go! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4281 My problems would all be solved if I had a big clock. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4282 Yes,my fee is based on a 52 minute hour. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4283 I wish you would look at the clock. That’s what it’s there for 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4284 I see you have three minutes to get to the point. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4285 I now know where the time goes. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4286 I had requested digital. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4287 When did your fear of analog appliances begin? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4288 Tell me how you feel about hitting the big time 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4289 So, you feel like someone is watching over you? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4290 Or it’s 57 after 5 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4291 I need your answer in 10 seconds. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
4292 Your clock is running fast. Can’t wait to get rid of me, I know. That’s why I came to you. Nobody likes me. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4293 We have 7 minutes until we both need to start drinking heavily! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4294 Don’t take it too personally; I am just taking a practical approach to reconnecting with my Texan heritage. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4295 And what makes you think that I squeeze money out of every possible minute of therapy? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4296 No,seriously,this is about you. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4297 Sir, if you are truly afraid to die, please refrain from watching your time run out. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4298 That’s our time, we’ll have to wait until next week to discuss your latest bad decions. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4299 I forgot to turn the clock back, so your time was up an hour ago. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4300 What do I want for dinner? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4301 We could try hypnotherapy, but I’m gonna need your help swinging it 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4302 Naptime is almost over. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4303 You've got 7 more minutes for a breakthrough, but to be honest, I doubt that you'll get there. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4304 Just to remind you, pressing the snooze button at 6pm does not extend our time, only my fee. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4305 Needless to say, our time is up. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4306 don’t worry, it’s just a social construct 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4307 Yes I know, I'm expensive, but my hours really matter. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4308 I call it "tempus huge-it". 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
4309 My first earned dollar looked too tacky. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4310 Watch the second hand. Your eyelids are getting heavy. you are getting sleepy. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4311 I want you to feel the Big time big time, So much larger than life. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4312 It's about time you asked! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4313 I think you need to make the most of your time. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4314 Your session this week is covered thanks to a generous donation from my sponsor, Omega 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4315 When it gets to six, plug your ears with all you got. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4316 "Is this really how Tick Tock started." 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4317 It’s going to cost a lot. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4318 No hurry, our practice administrator picked and placed the clock for billing purposes only. 1.1358 0.05198 81 74 3 4
4319 This feeling you have of time slipping away, is it always with you? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4320 And how do you feel about me ending this session early? 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
4321 I have no idea how to read it either; I just like the air of sophistication that antiques lend to the room. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
4322 Just live the moment. Don't worry about the future. Your time's up in seven minutes. 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
4323 No I said it’s almost SIX o’clock, with an I 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
4324 You are N O T here to my therapy sessions to better your behavior. Sir, you are here because __ ? You are making for 6:00pm dinner ? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4325 No, we have PLENTY of time. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4326 Well, I see that our time is upsized." 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4327 Father Time exercises great control over our lives, even as we try to suppress this idea. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4328 Time immersion therapy has shown very promising test results at effectively ending sessions on time. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4329 I know time doesn’t move slower in here, but the minutes sure seem longer. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4330 Just remember that I charge by the hour. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4331 I just know this will help with your time management. I’ll help you wheel the clock to your car. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4332 And why do you think you'll never hit the big time? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4333 I always pictured you, with one of those Shifting Eyed Kitty Cat clocks for your practice. Customized of course, with a 'Cuckoo' settings...for all the NUTS you listen to! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4334 Answer why you feel inferior? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4335 It was a gift from the great theoretician Flav R. Flav 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4336 So,tell me how it makes you feel to see your life pass right in front of you on such a large scale. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4337 No Blake, we cannot play 7 minutes in heaven! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4338 How long have you been obsessed with Tik Tok? Johnnie Martinelli Boston 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4339 My time left looms large 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4340 I feel like the time is upon us. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4341 Maybe I should have gotten a digital one to keep you awake! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4342 Concentrate on the hour hand till it points at you 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4343 Actually, we are over time now, sessions are only 50 minutes 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4344 It’s to reminded you that I’m on the clock. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4345 Have I mentioned that my rate has gone up? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4346 I don’t know why I keep coming back when you're such a clock teaser.” 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4347 Tic toc therapy gives one a sense of immediacy. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4348 Go ahead and free-associate with the hero of 'Metropolis' if you'd like. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4349 Yes, Big Ben is somewhat inaccessible, but the view is fantastic. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4350 Is this the ONLY place you’re able to sleep?? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4351 ”Thank goodness. only seven more minutes with this guy! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4352 Ok…we can talk about the new clock…next week. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4353 Don’t worry doc, I know you have a tight schedule. Lawrence Bauman New York, NY 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4354 I promise you, if you open your eyes, you don’t have to look at the time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4355 Funny, the ticks don't seem to bother my other patients. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4356 I'm afraid your 52 minutes and 4 seconds are up. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4357 Don't worry Mr. Jones. Time is on your side. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4358 I keep it there as a reminder of the continuous, unrelenting, oppressive march of time. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4359 Everyone keeps telling me the huge ticking clock isn’t helping, but how is that my problem? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4360 I know the solution to your problem but I'll wait 3 minutes to share it so the session ends with a satisfying climax. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4361 And that's our time. You have plenty to work on till next session. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4362 We’ve spent most of this hour talking about your childhood issues; in our last five minutes, let’s discuss your aversion to digital timekeeping. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4363 Time keeps on slipping into the present. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4364 Uh-oh, seven minutes to Judge Wapner. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4365 …and how do you feel about this?…. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4366 A little less than 10 minutes to start feeling better about your life. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4367 My Dementia Clock has a sun and a moon so I can tell whether it's day or night. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4368 Can I have the remote to stop it during periods of silence. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4369 Don't you have a digital version? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4370 Sub-specialty time management therapy 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4371 Dreaming of the Big Time 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4372 Heavens, where has the time gone. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4373 I’m afraid that’s our time. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4374 How long have you had these dreams about trains? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4375 Guess What? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4376 It’s not a clock. It’s a scale connected to the couch that measures fat, muscle, and brain tissue ratios. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4377 No worries. We’ve got your six. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4378 I’m not sure but I think our time is almost up.” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4379 Let’s Tik ToK about it a bit more. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4380 Eight more minutes until margarita hour, just eight more minutes until margarita hour... 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4381 Just relax. No pressure. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4382 479,478,477… 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4383 Well, I'm very aware of the time. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4384 Lets just stop for today. Your insurance won't allow reimbursement for nap time. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4385 I'm not implying anything about you with this clock. It's a family heirloom. My great-grandfather was Harold Lloyd. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4386 Eight more minutes and we can both run down to the bar for Happy Hour, the poor man's therapy. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4387 It sounds like Big Ben, when it strikes, cover your ears and run for your life. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4388 I got it because nobody wears a watch anymore. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4389 Yes, it does feel like that sometimes, doesn’t it? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4390 I don't know what it's supposed to be either. It was here when I leased the office. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4391 I know it feels like time is on your side, but you need to forgive yourself and move forward. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4392 Dear, sometimes I wonder what our home would feel like if we did not opt for an analyst office theme. 1.1333 0.05141 75 68 4 3
4393 I have a foreboding sense of time. Is it general anxiety or bipolar? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4394 A reminder of how much I charge per minute. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4395 Well that’s our time, but I think that was your breast association yet. I mean best. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4396 My friend picked it up in Brobdingnag. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4397 It’s Bauhaus. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
4398 In seven and a half minutes you’ll owe me three hundred dollars. Just saying. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4399 It looks like we've gone over. Tempus fugit. Same time next week? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4400 They were right. You are the best psychiatrist in Parliament. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4401 When the big handle hits 6, you’ll owe me just $300. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4402 OK Jim. I'm the only one here that needs to watch the clock. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4403 Keep an eye on that, the hands are loose 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4404 I know, but as we’ve discussed, you can’t turn back time. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
4405 Why yes, the clock came free with the batteries. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4406 Counting ticks won’t help. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4407 You didn‘t need to overcompensate that much just because you were late once. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4408 It helps me visualise my rate better 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4409 It's my patient assessment clock. And yes, it is going backwards. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4410 My increased rate per hour is due to inflation. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
4411 Time to wrap up - you DON'T want the alarm to go off! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
4412 Your session still has 7 minutes, 53 seconds. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4413 I see the hour is almost upon us. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4414 Your phobias seem to take a licking but keep on ticking 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4415 ... or to remind us that it's the only thing without compassion. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4416 I found it at a second-hand shop. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4417 We added the hour hand right after your last visit. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4418 In about 7 minutes you'll be back to the same old lifestyle. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4419 I don't see many patients with chronophobia." 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4420 Should I tell him how expensive this snooze is? I think not. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4421 Yes, I am obsessed with time, time is running out, so, hurry and tell me what is bothering you. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4422 This clock is giving me anxiety, big-time! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4423 I just came back from a visit to Rick's Cafe in Casablanca." 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4424 You seem distracted... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4425 I see your allegrophobia has manifested itself on my wall again. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4426 Guess I finally made the big time. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4427 Your parents know what it means. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4428 You know that your 'hour' is really 50 mionutes. right? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4429 Now seems like a good time to tell you that tomorrow I’m leaving my wife for my secretary. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4430 Time is life’s secret ingredient, give it time & see what happens! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4431 I've heard of clockwatching, but this is ridiculous 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4432 Yes, Mr. Ogilvy, when the big hand opposes the little hand, that means, Stop. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4433 Patients were claiming they didn’t realize they had talked themselves into paying for an extra hour. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
4434 Did you raise your rate again, Connie?” “Yes, but this new clock should provide you with the feeling that we have more time together. 1.1319 0.04742 91 83 4 4
4435 To heal you need to go out more and have a big time of your own 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
4436 Do you always take a giant wall clock with you everywhere you go? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4437 Herold! Wake up! Now I get to he the one on the couch! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4438 It was the original Doomsday Clock. I picked it up for a song when they upgraded to digital. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4439 I can't offer you more minutes for the same price but I am willing to make them larger 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4440 That clock works every time! 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4441 Please try to imagine something else. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4442 It's just an aid don't forcus on it! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4443 Could you speak a little slower please? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4444 Time is like a giant wheel that is crushing me." Where do you think that comes from 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4445 I like to calculate my hourly fees during sessions. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4446 ನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯದ ಪ್ರಕರಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಜಯವನ್ನು ಖಚಿತಪಡಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲು, ಕತ್ತಿಯನ್ನು ವಾಯುವ್ಯ ದಿಕ್ಕಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇರಿಸಿ. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4447 Time’s a-wastin’! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4448 Why would you say you always get SECOND HAND treatment, Mr. Fleagle? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4449 And why do you think time feels like such a looming presence in your life? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4450 Do you believe our hour has past so quickly? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4451 You realize that when the little hand sits at the bottom and the big hand at the top, we're done here. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4452 No pressure though, but you’re on the clock! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4453 I prefer to think of it as a pitch clock. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4454 I’ve noticed your anxiety seems to spike five minutes and thirty six seconds after we begin. With our remaining 2 minutes and fifty-one seconds would you like to address this? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4455 Notice how long the days are getting? 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4456 It's important that we first discuss and determine whether you are a night person or a morning person. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4457 I can't seem to stop watching the clock. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4458 So, Mr. Henry, please try to remember that the giant clock rules the melting clocks once we start the hypnosis 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4459 I can't possibly explain in the two minutes we have left why I wear slides. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4460 I'm over this... by 3 minutes. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4461 We have only an hour and ten minutes till the end of the world. Are you just going to waste it sleeping? 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
4462 Are we about to start or about to end? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4463 Welcome to Big Ben Analysis Inc. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4464 Practice being present in the moment. You have two minutes and fifty-seven seconds. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4465 Need I remind you that time waits foe no one! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4466 Have you tried giving those who depend on you obvious signs they mean little to you? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4467 Given it's almost 2024, I'll only charge you for 6 extra minutes. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4468 Doc, I still don’t understand how you know when our time is up. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4469 At 6 o’clock, I turn into Cinderella and you turn into a pumpkin-shaped coach. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4470 That is OK. I'll give you a 3 minute credit. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4471 (in hypnotic voice) You are getting better... better. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4472 I see by the old clock on the wall that it's nearly time for a really big bell to toll. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4473 This session is about you, not me 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4474 It is about timing not clock envy 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4475 I know we shouldn't, but my therapist and I are napping together. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4476 When your hour is up, it falls on you. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4477 A tick-tock sound comes to your mind? ... well.. I'm afraid your Internet addiction is not solved yet" 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4478 Don’t worry. We have a lot of time. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4479 Tell me again why you feel burdened by time? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4480 No, you aren't imagining it, this clock IS for a 50-minute hour. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4481 Hmm, unfinished business, deadlines, impending mortality…you’re the third client today with those same problems. By the way, how do you like my new clock? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4482 Rorschach schmorschach, I think you should talk about your fear of dying. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4483 As you follow the second hand, your eyes are getting very heavy.” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4484 I suggest that we just ask Alexa to set the timer. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4485 Justs fyi--your bill will be just as big. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4486 I always feel like my time is running out! 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4487 What is the big hand for again? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4488 Time flies faster this way. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4489 Just lose yourself in silence for the next 7 minutes and 54 seconds. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4490 Power napping ? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
4491 Thank God this clock wasn’t in my high school Calculus class. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4492 Do you ever feel as though time is passing you by? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4493 It does feel like we’re on the precipice of something quite large. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4494 The minute hand has a thyroid condition. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
4495 It's a new treatment I developed during the pandemic. It's called therapy through FaceTime 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4496 So tell me, what do you see when you look at the clock? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4497 I want to be mindful of the time… 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4498 In case you might not have noticed, you have exactly seven minutes to leave any anxiety behind. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
4499 I’d love to hear more about your 8th grade dance, but our hour is up. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4500 It is your personal Dooms Day clock. So….we have a little time left, how did your week go? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4501 We both could admit, our time together was almost over. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4502 Time may be only an illusion, but my hourly rates are very real. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4503 Another day another dollar, almost! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4504 Time goes you say, oh no time stays,we go. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4505 I like it, but it just eats batteries. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4506 Why do you think the clock is so big? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4507 It’s meant to remind one to seize the moment… and of course our impending deaths. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4508 They rent this clock tower out by the hour. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4509 The end of our time is looming. Also, our session is almost over. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4510 Well, I’ve noticed a couple side effects: some delusions of grandeur, slight changes in perception of time. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4511 When the hands align, I’ll start charging double-time. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4512 I hope the clock will let you think that our sessions do have time limits. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4513 When the alarm goes off, remember to reset your priorities. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4514 I hate to say it, but your time is up. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4515 I got it from TIK TOK. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4516 ... anyway, that's why they call me 'Second Hand Rose'. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4517 "Well, I see our time is up . . . . 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4518 It appears we are almost out of time, and so are you 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4519 That's why they call me a "big-time psychologist." 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4520 Doc, I can’t understand why I never could make the big time. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4521 Time is not on your side. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4522 I’m having a problem bug time! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4523 I can't help but notice, you seem obsessed by the passage of time... 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4524 And when the little hand reaches six,you will become an ordinary neurotic until next time. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4525 How long have you suffered from chronomentrophobia Mr. Eisenlohr? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4526 Let’s try some exposure therapy for your fear of Costco. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4527 I can't tell you where I got it because then I'd have to kill you. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4528 The other psychologists in this office want me to manage my time better, but the hourly chimes are nerve wracking. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4529 It shows the huge amount of time you are getting for your hourly rate. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4530 It only seems large in your psyche 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4531 I'm helping the little hand with its size issues. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4532 Can you say more about why clocks make you anxious? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4533 My cell phone says it's 6:00 already and it's 79degrees partly cloudy low 65degrees...pollen count is 0... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4534 Being so out of perspective kinda puts it all in perspective. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4535 It’s there to remind you to get the most out of your session 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
4536 Yes, I am very, very near-sighted. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4537 Please, tell me about your emotional break-thru in the edited version. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4538 Therapist - Aww thank you. Yeah, I’m really leaning into my selfcare era 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4539 Let’s continue… you were saying you feel the end is near… 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4540 The alarm will soon ring, so lets wrap the session up and get out, fast 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4541 Countdown to "That's all our time for today" 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4542 You're seeing a giant clock in the inkblot? We should step up to twice-weekly to unpack that. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4543 No, I don’t have a digital clock. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4544 I think that's about our time. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4545 The big clock says it’s time to pay my big fee. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4546 Don't play with me: Snoring just makes it move faster. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4547 Actually, most of my patients say time plays an exaggerated role in their lives. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4548 I charge by the size of the hour. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4549 Talk about pressure! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4550 Sorry, but your insurance doesn't cover the full hour. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4551 Not to rush you, but... 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4552 No pressure, buct at 6 o'clock, ypu turn into a pumpkin. Hee-hee. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4553 I think we've cured your insomnia. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4554 So, with regard to your fear of deadlines, . . . 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4555 Well, it seems we've run two minutes over our hour-long appointment, which is actually only 50 minutes. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4556 Do you like it? The oversize cuckoo clock was kind of sending the wrong message. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4557 Well, it's five o'clock somewhere. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4558 TIME IS A CONSTRUCT 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4559 We got nothing but time. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4560 I just feel like time is always watching me… 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4561 And you’re sure exposure therapy is the best way to treat chronophobia? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4562 You can't hide the fact that you are short sighted any more , you need to wear glasses 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4563 Tell me why you feel so much pressure, in the seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have left. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4564 As I already said, your 50 minutes are up! 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4565 In the two minutes remaining, now let's delve into your relationship with you father. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4566 Okay, I'm done talking -- just running out the clock for now. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4567 In ten minutes you'll be non-binary 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4568 We've gone past your 40 minute hour. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4569 The insurance carrier made me guarantee I wouldn't go over our allotted appointment time. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4570 '25 or 6 to 4'? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4571 Nope, I won't be going off in search of lost time. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4572 It's my doomsday clock. But don't worry. We still have 7 minutes. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4573 Time heals, therapy steals. That'll be three fifty. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4574 It’s exposure therapy for your Chronophobia. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4575 Firstly, don’t be a slave to the clock. Secondly, we only have only a few minutes remaining. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4576 I have a client with allegrophobia, the fear of being late. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4577 I thought you were going to fix dinner David! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4578 This clock is big and broken to represent the size and status of your mental health 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
4579 Have both of them “ZZZ”ing with caption “Truly boring therapy session.” 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4580 Is it just me or time does actually fly? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4581 You have 3 minutes left on your evidenced-based therapeutic nap. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4582 Let’s talk about your 6 addiction. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4583 We're okay, you still have three minutes, twenty-four-and-three-tenths seconds left.” 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4584 How would you suppose we pass the time? 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4585 Tell me about this irrational feeling that people don't have time for you. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4586 Oh I'm just trying to get it all in before my deductible resets at midnight on NYE. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
4587 You’re not paranoid. If you’re still here at 6:01 you’ll be squashed. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4588 This is a safe space. Take your time. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4589 Big cock? Well, that's telling. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4590 No, you're not paranoid - your time really is up. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4591 A lot of adults schedule an hour a day for happiness. I should have scheduled mine fifty-three minutes ago. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4592 It only looks bigger because it’s pointing up 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4593 Big Time" is my favorite Peter Gabriel song 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4594 We call him little Ben” 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4595 Only seven minutes to my nap and end this drivel!!!!! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4596 Pretend you have seven-ish minutes to summarize your miserable existence. Go. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4597 When do we eat. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4598 Somewhere out there, a very large man, who didn't pay his bill, has no idea what time it is. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4599 Can I have a discount if I stop at 6 o’clock? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4600 I don't understand why are you so preoccupied with time? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4601 It says here it is a realist painting by artist Hilery C. Untitled so the viewer considers it frozen in time while actual time moves on. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4602 I don’t have a condition called “clockwatcher”! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4603 He was the biggest neurotic I’ve ever treated, and it was that one week or more damn beans! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4604 Which size intimidates you most? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4605 ...and why are you so obsessed with the temperature? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4606 And how does this make you feel in seven minutes or less? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4607 Father Time’s appointment is next, we’re trying a new exercise.” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4608 I just have this looming feeling that my time is almost up. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4609 Stop mizzling about your British fears of being late to the 6 o'clock tea. It's just a decoration. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4610 Then wait until you see the bill! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4611 For the New Year I've decided to emphasize what's really important. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4612 Just relax and don’t pay attention to the clock 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4613 Oops, I think you've now spent your parking validation. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4614 You snooze; you lose. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4615 Seven Minutes, You have seven minutes to tell me your deepest darkest secrets Wayne! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4616 It's like being back 3rd grade, watching the clock for class to end and it goes so slowly. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4617 Just a reminder for the New Year-- your hour is almost over 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4618 That giant clock is reminding me of something my wife always says she wishes I had 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4619 I think you might be blowing this out of proportion. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4620 I love what you've done with the place. Flavor Flav Collection, 1985, yeah? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4621 Is time killing you? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4622 Don't worry. That clock is for me, not you. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4623 Why do I always feel as if I’m racing against the clock? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4624 A giant clock isn't what I had in mind when I said I need more time to work on my problems. But I respect your humour. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4625 OUR TIME IS UP FOR THIS WEEKS SESSION, YOU’VE DONE SOME GOOD WORK. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4626 We’re back from Holidays with the family, and now we go back for a Family birthday.. it’s like time stands still in FL 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4627 You are making some big time improvement with your therapy! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4628 I know we haven't resolved your father issues, Bob, but in seven minutes you're still going to owe me $150. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4629 Flavor Flav’s a client. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4630 You seem obsessed with the time - did you have a huge clock when you were a child? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4631 I know it’s hard Herman, but you have to tell me, not the time. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4632 let’s talk about your inner thoughts-in 7 minutes. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4633 It's time for me to jot down my thoughts on all your nutty ideas. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
4634 Your fixation on technology may be a distraction from genuine engagement or interminable boredom. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4635 Salvador; when you wake you will realize. This time is not fluid, but absolute. Coincidentally, it is when your bill is due. 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
4636 Your problems,56,are my,55,only focus,54 . . . 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4637 Something feels a little, “on your dime”, about this. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4638 I keep feeling being taken advantage of. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4639 Don't try to fool me, doctor... no matter how big your watch is, I know I have little time left... 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4640 That's how much time you have to get your sh..t together before doomsday! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4641 I find it to be very soothing,dont you? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
4642 The looming of time causes anxiety, guaranteeing my patient returns for another session. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
4643 Your obsession with time keeps getting the better of you. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4644 Relax. We have 6 minutes and 57 seconds to solve your lifetime accumulation of personal torments. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4645 Let's talk about something really scary. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4646 As you know, my sessions are 50 minutes, so, in keeping with your sports references, you're in overtime. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4647 Time out. Two-minute warning. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4648 do I validate?!?!” What do you think I’ve been doing for the last 53 minutes? (But who’s counting? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4649 I'm sorry, I fell asleep. Are you early or overly done? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4650 Wait until you see our fees. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4651 Just a reminder to clients that this is a business 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4652 If it falls off and crushes you like some worthless maggot, you're next-of-kin will be compensated. Now where were we? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4653 I got it at a second hand shop. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4654 Pink Floyd? Dark Side of the Moon, Track 4. Really, still nothing? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4655 Why do you think you have this obsession with time? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4656 Can we wrap this up? I have to be at an insurrection in 7 minutes. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4657 Thanks, I got it from Homebads. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4658 Time is meaningless. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
4659 Our time is almost up, but I've got your six. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4660 Well, I see our time is almost up for today. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4661 I guess it reminds me that time is money. Specifically, your time is almost up and I'll need your money. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4662 How was your relationship with your parents? In seven minutes or less... 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4663 Hey Doc, have you been working on your obsessive compulsive time disorder? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4664 Your Powernap is over in 5 minutes 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4665 Your daughter is ill, yes, but what about my clock? My clock is the biggest in all the land. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4666 we'll unlock a new anxiety in 3...2... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4667 This is a blatant reminder that EVERY second counts!" -T. Reuther, Santa Monica, C 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4668 I think you're saying that you are uncomfortable with the amount of time you get here... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4669 Big clocks really tick me off! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4670 Baby boomers getting ready to hit the gym. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4671 It's here so we can address your fear of hitting the big time. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
4672 Is this because I said I had an issue with time management? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4673 Thank God it's almost over."#MyNewYorker captio 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4674 You wanted more tiome. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4675 Just three more laps and you’re cured. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4676 Moving to the office at the top of the stairs inside Big Ben resulted in much meeker patients. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4677 Well, that’s five minutes you’ll never get back. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4678 Let’s talk about your fear of gravity. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
4679 My wife’s constant worrying about her ticking biological clock has created this manifestation that follows me everywhere. 1.1250 0.03615 112 100 10 2
4680 I heard you were the doctor to see for time management issues. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4681 Swiftie patient: So, no time for the ten minutes version? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4682 I see, it’s hard to find your happy place because it’s five o’clock somewhere. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4683 It’s from another client. Said I needed to work on my own boundaries. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
4684 Thanks for letting me start this time. Do we want to spend the last few minutes of your session on Q&A? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4685 I’m glad that we can speak as friends, without being reminded that I’m paying you handsomely by the hour. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4686 Well, looks like my passive-aggressive way of letting you know that you don’t value my time… is almost up. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4687 Just an analog of a clock 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4688 So, what brings you into Flavor Flav's Center of Psychology? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4689 So,what part of “Only eight minutes left on your session” don’t you STILL not understand? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4690 Don't worry, it is set 5 minutes fast 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4691 My clients always want more of it. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4692 It used to be digital, but felt too much like a Doomsday Clock 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4693 So you always get a boner thinking about your mother, or just some of the time? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4694 Is the unbearable passage of time in the room with us right now? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4695 Sorry,there is no credit for unused minutes! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4696 I may be expensive, but I give you the full hour. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4697 Don’t worry, I am running a three-personalities for the price of one special this month. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4698 Really, we don’t even know how it stays up there. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4699 Oh we don't worry about time 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4700 Keep counting forward in increments of one second and I'll prepare your bill 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4701 Time is a social construct 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4702 Are you certain that clock is fastened securely, Mike? It looks like time’s hanging heavy. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4703 I see by the oversized decorative clock we have time to start from the beginning. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4704 I’m thinking about getting a digital. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4705 So I tell them to watch the second hand while working out how the hands are made to move, and in two minutes they're fast asleep; then I can get on with something useful till it's time to wake them up. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4706 Clinically speaking, clocks usually represent one's mother's ... you know what. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4707 So, while you were in London did you make any progress with your kleptomania? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4708 Oh, that. I have no boundaries and tend to run over my 50 minute sessions. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4709 In my business, time is money. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4710 I heard you’ve gone big time 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4711 READY. SET. GOOOO! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4712 So, can you see what time it is now?! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4713 I thought it might help you put things in perspective. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4714 Well Mr. Smith, according to the clock on the wall… 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4715 This breakthrough is big time! 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4716 Now, about your obsession... 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4717 No, that measures my interest in your life story. Better step it up. Right now you're not quite 6 of 12. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4718 What is it telling you about yourself? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4719 If you have to ask the question, you'll never understand the answer. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4720 Sorry to say it,Mr. Johnson, but the insurance company rules both of our lives. To paraphrase Freud,sometimes an hour is just 50 minutes. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4721 Not what I meant when I said I needed to see you "big time." 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4722 This is the downside of successful insomnia treatment. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4723 Let’s explore that…for seven minutes. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4724 Here at Just-in-Time Therapy Center, we take seriously ‘at my back I always hear Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near.’ 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4725 It will sound an alarm when I need to take the roast beef out of the oven 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4726 So doctor to patient privacy of course. But that said, I think we might have a pretty good shot at getting this on TicToc? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4727 Me: Seconds = $ = help? Therapist $ = seconds = fun! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4728 John, staring at the clock will only magnify your problem! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4729 How long have you been obsessed with time? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4730 So you say you have Chronophobia correct? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4731 Maybe stop dwelling on the past and live in the present 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4732 Just a reminder, we need to wrap this up by 6pm. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4733 We have eight minutes left. Tell me about one of your traumatic childhood experiences. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4734 Time is just what you make of it 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4735 Hello! Your 50 minutes are up; you can tell me how you feel about it next week. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
4736 Look into the clock… You’re getting very sleepy. Now when I clap my hands, you’ll wake up after the hour with a feeling that this Hypnotic Therapy Session is working 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
4737 That’s a good question, Gary. What does ‘non-refundable Bon Jovi tickets’ mean to you? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4738 Would you like to tock about it? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4739 Let's switch gears. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4740 The clock helps increase anxiety, so you'll spill your guts. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4741 I've found this helpful for my Patients to understand when their 60 minutes is up. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4742 Look up - time’s up! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4743 Your time is almost up, but it’s a long way down the clock tower stairs and my 6:00 appointment is in another building, so… 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4744 Only 7 more minutes to tell me about you time management issues. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4745 I poisoned you, and according to that huge clock on the wall, you have 5 minutes to live. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4746 And our time was up two and a half minutes ago. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4747 Brevity is money…but take your time. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4748 The clock is for me-times-UP... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4749 We're trying to make the office feel like the opposite of a casino. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4750 You have eight minutes to tell me about your Electra Complex. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4751 8 more minutes and you will have a great life - - if your check clears. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4752 To you a big stopwatch; to me a record of epochs. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4753 …and Freud says there’s a direct correlation. Oh! Speaking of compensating for time, your last check bounced. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4754 Yes, we're live on Tik Tok, and yes, I'm being sarcastic. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4755 yes, the time is always up. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4756 You know how we used to run a little overtime once in awhile? That's gone now. Isn't it? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4757 It can’t be progress if I’m still popping my head out of this thing to shout cuckoo every hour 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4758 Is this helping with your fear of clocks? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4759 This is my specialty office for patients with big time problems. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4760 Sleep all you want, I charge by the minute ! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4761 I don't think that we can solve this in the last 7 1/2 minutes of your session. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4762 Sorry. We both must have dozed off. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4763 Don't worry about the time.My fee is only $10 a minute. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4764 So why are you here, really? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4765 Looks like the big bunny ear is telling us to wrap it up. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4766 The clock should have a therapist,not me! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4767 But baby it's cold inside. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4768 Stop worrying about the time—there’ll be ample opportunity to discuss at your out-sized anxiety issues at your next appointment. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4769 Sorry, we're over time; there's an additional fee. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4770 Let's talk again about time being on your side. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4771 I gave the minute hand some Viagra. 1.1216 0.05074 74 68 3 3
4772 Look, your time is really UP now. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4773 Sometimes an unnaturally large clock hand is just a clock hand. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4774 The passage of time just seems to haunt me. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4775 Well, our session is over. The time just seemed to fly by! 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
4776 As you can see...our time is almost up. Get talkin'! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4777 As you can see, we're running out of time . . . . 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4778 Tour insurance is about to lapse. Is there anything else you'd like to say" 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4779 Let's see if we can spend the last eight minutes, leaving mom out of the equation. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4780 Been obsessed with til tok lately,i it’s infiltrating my subconscious in ways you can’t imagine. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4781 Big helps people your age see it. Analogue helps them remember their childhood. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4782 Relax. Let me worry about the time, and go on as if you had another three minutes or more. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4783 Can you live in each moment? As they come? Not all at once? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4784 It is what it is. Get over it. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4785 I wanted us both to be aware of the slow passage of time. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4786 In only seven more minutes you can open your eyes and put your pants back on. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4787 Do you charge by the hour or by the second? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4788 I asked for a big-time therapist and boy did they deliver. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4789 Do I think you could benefit from therapy? Big time! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4790 I’ll let you know when time’s up. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4791 It’s my Doomsday Clock. But back to your petty complaints. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4792 You really think time is sneaking up on you? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4793 Please wake up. This is a giant clock store and you're not allowed to sleep here. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4794 Hmmm….Do I feel like Italian, deli, or Chinese for dinner? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4795 The essence is of time. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4796 Wanted to give you a visual of the biological clock you keep referring to. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4797 I’d like us to start right on time. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4798 Sometimes a clock hand is just a clock hand, Mr Jones. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4799 I figure, if we have an earthquake, all your problems are over 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4800 I disengaged the alarm function but still get complaints from you people who are never happy or satisfied ." 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4801 It seems like 4:20 was just a minute ago. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4802 Oops, two minutes over, we'll have to cut out that part about the primal scene 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4803 I’m becoming aware of the time. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4804 Yes, Mr. Croce, it would have to be a very large bottle. 1.1204 0.03655 108 97 9 2
4805 You haven’t said anything worthy of my time today. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4806 Well, our time's up, but I think we made great progress today. In fact, I'd say my clock grew three sizes today! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4807 It is time to start the count down... 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4808 And I said to Myself, you’ve finally made the big time! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4809 Pay no attention to the fact that we have 7 minutes left in your session. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4810 Wait 'til you see the size og my bill! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4811 Have you ever considered you might suffer from narcolepsy? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4812 It makes the “45-minute hour” look like a real hour. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4813 When the alarm goes off, you will awake fully refreshed and guilt free. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4814 In case you’re wondering, your session ends in 7 minutes and 34 seconds. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4815 I feel that the presence of this clock is therapeutic for both of us. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4816 Where's Cher 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4817 I'm prescribing a year's membership in Toastmasters: You need to be able to filibuster until I earn my fee at 50 min; disclose your remaining complaints in 5 and scram when the big hand is straight up! 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
4818 If Big Ben was a therapist. Jon T. Jamestown, NC 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4819 It’s the Boomer version of the 50-minute-hour clock. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4820 Well, I see we need to stop, in terms of time. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4821 It was a noble attempt but Darren simply shut his eyes and recited his mother issues like he had all the time in the world. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4822 It's always about six. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4823 Just a friendly reminder that you have plenty of charge-by-minute-time to agonize over the draft pics...again. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4824 If the big hand is on the eight and......! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4825 We only have a few minutes left. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4826 It's a new reality check for my patients. All I do is tell you to look up and remember that even a broken clock is right twice a day. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4827 Not enough hours in the day for Freddy’s issues. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4828 Looks like we’re out of time. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4829 No, I don't think your session will last longer if you watch it. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4830 Fifty-three minutes in, and we agree: The Jets stink. Big time. Now what say we get back to that mommy complex? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4831 It helps me take my mind off from what you're saying. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4832 At $10 a minute you have a out $200 left. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4833 What time is it? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4834 Eight minutes to Wapner 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4835 So bring me up to speed.......quickly 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4836 As I’ve reminded you several times, it’s important that we stay on schedule. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4837 Oh my, look at the time fly! That’s 2024 for you! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4838 Based on our discussion today, I am moving your doomsday clock ahead by two minutes. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4839 Don't fret, I only charge 10 cents a second 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4840 Our hour is up. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4841 I know it seems like we have a lot of time left, but.... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4842 A building clock--not a billing clock. 1.1194 0.05431 67 62 2 3
4843 So, let's rewind all the way to the start? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4844 It’s always “Look at the time!” Well why can’t it be “Look at the time’s husband! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4845 So Greg, I get the idea that this must be your first day as a DoorDash driver. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4846 It’s an Orchard Watch. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4847 Oh no, don't read anything into that, they just had a sale on at massiveClocks.com' 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4848 You are having a major breakthrough at this moment, unfortunately the session is over. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4849 It doesn't really make your hourly rate seem smaller 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4850 Yes Yes " A rose is a rose" but an hour is not an hour here. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4851 Wakey, wakey! Nap's over. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4852 In the few minutes we have left in your $200, 50-minute hour let’s discuss your tendency to put off paying your bill. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4853 I love you, big time. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4854 Just $80 left to the session 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4855 Just 7 more minutes of snoring and this session is OVER! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4856 It’s not crazy, you’re crazy! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4857 Can you summarize your problem in bullet points? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4858 So - it looks like our time is almost up. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4859 You've got exactly 2&1/2 more minutes to try to get to a breakthrough, Mr. Jones. But please don't let that make you anxious. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4860 It's MY motivator; time is money! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4861 Sure it looks like the Dooms Day clock and we are getting closer to that day or It could be that the world is gone mad. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4862 Oh, that is for clients that I hate. 1.1184 0.04944 76 70 3 3
4863 I don't mean to rush you, but when did your desire to sing "Misty" at 6pm daily start? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4864 For my continuing education credits, I need to watch Frasier reruns at 6:00 every evening. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4865 We're going to try some exposure therapy to get you over your fear of big clocks... 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4866 Patient: people thought I was crazy when I told them my shrink practices in Big Ben. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4867 Don't worry, the clock won't hurt you. I find immersion therapy is excellent for treating chronophobia. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4868 I don’t have time for your problems. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4869 I see this is a really big time for you. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4870 .. and ... now ... you're in a deep sleep. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4871 It stays. It gives me joy. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4872 You have problems big time. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4873 We have 2 minutes left to cure you or your insurance lapses. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4874 Now there's no question to when your session has ended 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4875 ‘They don’t make time like they used to.’ 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4876 It helps to visualize the unstoppable marching of time 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4877 So which one are you today Henry? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4878 How does your obsession with passing time manifest itself? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4879 Don't worry about the time, we have plenty of it. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4880 As we discussed in our last session, pretending to nap is textbook passive-aggressive, and when you pull this crap on my time .... it's $50 a minute. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4881 End of the year billing due doc? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4882 Do you know why you have recently been feeling like life is ticking away? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4883 Yes,Mr. Fawley,your chronophobia,like any fear,can make the object of your fear appear much larger than it really is. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4884 In 6 hours it will be 2024 so all your problems will be forgotten. And by the way my rate is going up …….. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4885 Tell me more about this fear of running out of time that seems to be looming over you. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4886 It's for clients who are into something big time. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4887 Oh. Well, I wrote my thesis on sixual virulence in the wonkplace. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4888 We are almost out of time. I thought I’d share that with you. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4889 And then, when I was six months old - - - Submitted by Jackie Callery 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4890 Your therapy will be finished when you accept that an hour is fifty minutes long. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4891 The big hand is at past 10, small hand nearing 6 leaves you, say, 50 seconds: so she sees you lacking ‘what’? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4892 It cost a fortune. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4893 A watched clock never boils into childhood trauma 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4894 It’s to remind myself I get paid by the minute! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4895 it is time to wake up and analyse this session dreams with your wife Mr Bass. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4896 It helps me keep track of my salary per minute 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4897 Your obsession with TikTok is not helping. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4898 Don't feel inadequate with your small hands 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4899 Time goes so fast , and I am not even having fun! Laura T Miller, Lenoir NC 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4900 Can’t go overtime. Or the clock deploys, falls, & crushes you. Got better places to be, less whiny people to see. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4901 With inflation so bad, every minute counts. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4902 Your session is over when the big hand is on the 12. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4903 The speed of the seconds hand gives me angts. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4904 Okay, you have 7 minutes to get over your obsession with time. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4905 Somehow it makes mortality feel more American, doesn’t it? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4906 I think you’re projecting this existential crisis; I put that clock up because you always go past our session time. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4907 You need to budget your time more effectively. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4908 Yes, the school assembly laughing at your "Ode on a Grecian Urn" interpretive dance is sad, but let's move on; my crockpot turns off at six. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4909 It's just a gentle reminder to keep the monologues concise. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4910 Well, it looks like our time is almost up. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4911 Freud says you have 71/2 minutes left. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4912 I see it's time to wind down your therapy. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4913 Enough about me and my problems. How are you? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4914 Therapist: I specialize in chronophobia. In other words, time is my big focus. Patient: I see… 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4915 I understand you always think you're being followed, but you can’t escape time 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4916 Self-indulge some more, we still have five minutes 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4917 Oh, I see you are feeling Pavlovian” 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4918 I think we’ve resolved the issue with your mother. Now about that sleep apnea… 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4919 The minute the uninspired artist had to let go and accept he'll never be like Dali. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4920 I think we're out of time but let's continue your power nap session next week, shall we? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4921 In the last few minutes,could you summarise what you said over the past hour so I’m clear? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4922 Told you so 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4923 I gave you an extra two minutes free for the Holidays. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4924 That's nothing. If your next check bounces there's an even bigger boot under that chaise lounge, anxious to meet your sensitive side 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
4925 Well I told you you’d make the big time 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4926 Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day... maybe you've heard the song? 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4927 Well, I see your time is about up. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4928 When the therapist charges per hour but you can only afford 60 minutes. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4929 You see, I'm a bit nearsighted! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4930 I'm going to have to charge you for those extra two minutes. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4931 It's designed to evoke childhood memories. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4932 The session is ending, briefly, what would be your biggest concern at the moment? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4933 Thank you. I bought it at T.J. Maxx. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4934 Well, I see that our time is just about up... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4935 I'm just sick and tired of patients overstaying their welcome. It stresses me out. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4936 So you were saying you have big-time problems. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4937 I have that condition called 'Time Blindness.' 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4938 Time, gentleman! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4939 and that's our time 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4940 The billboard across the street is my diploma. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4941 Just a reminder that this is gonna cost you big time. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4942 Minute envy. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4943 Our dinner reservation is at 6pm, right? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4944 Our time's almost up Big Ben 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4945 your fifty minute hour is running over! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4946 Rates go up at six, but you get a free notepad with the name of the medication you're taking. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4947 Your making progress - at least your projecting onto others has stopped. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4948 It's a throw back to the analog days but we expect your payment to be made digitally 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4949 The backside is the mechanics, “time is on our side”. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4950 It's my tempus fugit reminder. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4951 Real quick, let’s get you caught up on what’s been going on with me. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4952 Let’s start with your inability to see the humor in things, Mr. Jones… 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4953 Oh that? Just a gentle reminder - you have 7 minutes left to tell me the rest of your life story. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4954 I'm counting on you to help me cope with my lack of time" 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4955 I didn’t notice the time, your hour is almost up. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
4956 A modern rose window! 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
4957 We still have a few minutes.....tell me about your holidays 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4958 It’s a former patient who didn’t want to be charged.” 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4959 In the closing minutes,can you tell me why are you always want to talk about the Musée de Orsay? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4960 Hurry up. You have two minutes left to empty your soul. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4961 It's on the Medicare checkup test. You'll thank me later. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4962 When was the last time you checked the time obsessively? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4963 Time just slows down when I'm with you. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4964 I chose an oversized clock so that my patients wouldn’t feel like they’re divulging too - much information. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4965 Boundaries, Mr. Reynolds. Boundaries. You might want to give them a shot. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4966 I won it in a raffle at the after-party for a Van Morrison gig. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4967 It’s always short of an hour. I need to get that fixed. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4968 You could reconsider and get up at 7:00. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4969 what does being rushed feel like ? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4970 I see our time is nearly up. How do you feel about that? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4971 Time is what life is made of - and this should help you see how important that is for you to understand and come to terms with! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4972 It's your anxiety that exaggerates everything except your sexual prowess. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4973 About time to start talking about your mother. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4974 When I snap my fingers you 1.1148 0.05773 61 57 1 3
4975 I wonder if I should wake him now or at the end of the session! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4976 Could you wait for your Uber outside? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4977 Well, honey, we’re already running late. Might as well take our time. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4978 I told you two, I don’t do couples counselling 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4979 I understand your frustration with being the heir to a gas station highway map printing business, but please wrap this up in seven minutes...my next client inherited a pay phone conglomerate. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4980 It seemed a subtler option than the digital countdown clock. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4981 I'm not sure, I don't wear a watch 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4982 You said "phallic," sir, not me. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4983 THERE HAVE BEEN SOME DISCREPANCIES IN YOUR BILLABLE THERAPY. TIME..... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4984 Don’t mind the big clock. It’s part of my OCD. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4985 We can always discuss hypothetics. My advice though is to take her to a really good restaurant. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4986 You seem obsessed with the idea that your time is running out. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4987 How do you feel about your time? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4988 Our time's nearly up? Why, really, I hadn't noticed." 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4989 We have one minute. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4990 It’s time to switch places. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4991 So I’m a ‘stereotypical psychiatrist’? Why would you say such a thing? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4992 Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet?…………………………. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4993 Ahh, addicted to tick, tock. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4994 Was it E.B. White who said, "Therapy is like dissecting a frog. You can learn a lot but the frog dies in the process"? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4995 It's ime for the two minute warning. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4996 Most people were feeling very sleepy, anyways. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4997 In all conscience, if you just need a break from the kids, a motel would be far cheaper. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4998 You appear to be obsessed with time passing. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4999 Can I stay awake for five more minuuuteees 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5000 We like to project time is on your side. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5001 Even your clock is eager to say, 'I'm afraid our time's up for today.' 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5002 I guess you can't say I'm a little early. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5003 At what point of time Newyork times got so fond of psychoanalysis 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5004 Trust me, it’s less distracting than my giant reproduction of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5005 As you can see here our time is up for today. Let’s pick this back up next week. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5006 Should i wake him up from his nap? I don’t wanna miss dinner time 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5007 It took a lot of hammer time to hang that. 1.1140 0.02990 114 101 13 0
5008 It’s there to make you ask yourself, ‘How come I never heard the starting gun?’ 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5009 Well, I think you've progressed big time. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5010 I appreciate your attempt at immersion therapy but this is not what I meant when I said I had a TikTok addiction. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5011 Let’s wrap this session up before 6:66 Mr. Beezlebub 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5012 I thought we would be done after 50 minutes? Can I leave now? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5013 I know your mom was obsessed with time but this is a bit over the top. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5014 When did you start having the dream about Flavor Flav? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5015 Oh, my look at the time. Are you hungry? 1.1139 0.03364 79 72 6 1
5016 My rate has increased commensurate to the larger size of each hour. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
5017 Tell me how you feel about time and a half for overtime? 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
5018 It resonates more deeply with my female clients… 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
5019 When the big hand hits 12 you owe me 300 bucks. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5020 Maybe it’s phallic to you, but I see it rather differently. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5021 Hey! Why is that clock so big? Freud. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5022 Well, were just about up on our time this week, would you like to begin 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5023 What's for dinner 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5024 Time for a nap? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5025 Just relax and try not to think about how I charge my patients $700 each and every hour. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
5026 There's no Shavasna in therapy! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5027 When it's time to get a new therapist. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5028 And briefly, why do you say your most important relationships feel transactional? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5029 As you can see, the clock is ticking Ms. Jefferson. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5030 I'm afraid our time is *really* up. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5031 I know what I need to do, I just can’t find the time. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5032 So, what I hear you saying is that you’re preoccupied with hitting the big time. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5033 Does looking at the clock make you happy, sad, hungry or wondering how else I’m going to kill another eight minutes of this session ? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5034 Well, yes, I've been getting a little near-sighted. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5035 All part of your procrastination processing Bob. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5036 It’s almost six oclock rest time is over. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5037 Will this help you draw the time? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5038 It was a gift from a rapper patient of mine. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5039 Too much time you say? I’ve never heard that one before… 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5040 When time weighs heavily on your hands 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5041 That’s a good place to pick up next year. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5042 And how does 'going analog' make you feel? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5043 There's no time like the present. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5044 We’re well past the 50 Minute Hour… the session is over. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5045 You're welcome to keep trying to tell me what's bothering you, but I should tell you that you're paying the overtime rate now. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5046 Wow, that's crazy about your mom. Err, uh, so... did you do any traveling for the holidays? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5047 Remember,even a stopped clock is right twice a day. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5048 I'm afraid all time is up. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5049 The loud ticking really helps people practice active listening. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5050 Can you guess when your time is up? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5051 Indeed, time does hang heavy when your 50-minute hour is almost over. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5052 Is there anything else you’d like to discuss today? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5053 So time feels oppressive to you. Would you like to say more about that? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5054 The clock is set an hour ahead so we get places on time 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5055 You're not hallucinating. It always says ten before the hour. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5056 Let's try to find the source of your chronomentrophobia. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5057 Well, it’s about time you stand up to your crazy mother, Stephen. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5058 What time is it? Showtime! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5059 It’s the perfect backdrop if you want to post about your session on TikTok. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5060 It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.” Rip Jimmy Buffe 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
5061 The big hand is REALLY big, and the little hand is really small 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5062 So, you're not having fun and time doesn't fly? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5063 While I appreciate your struggle with narcolepsy, Frank, I'm afraid we're out of time. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5064 So you feel small and insignificant when confronted by the unavoidable and inexorable passage of time? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5065 Time for a foot massage! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5066 I’m not sure, but our hour is nearly up. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5067 Is it cheeky to bring up my mother-in-law right now? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5068 It’s a normal-sized clock but I am a Shrink… 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5069 That ticking is just your childhood trauma 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
5070 Yep that’s the big clock. Pretty big, huh? That’s why I bought it. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5071 Lately I see a big analog clock. And it's almost dinner time. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
5072 It’s a more soothing choice than digital. Your response? Briefly? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
5073 To estimate your bill, just add two zeroes. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
5074 So at the top of the hour you will stop ticking 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
5075 Swapping out my clock for a bigger one won't make the session last longer 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5076 It's the 50 MINUTE hour. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5077 Your session is over in eighteen inches. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5078 My couch scale only weighs in kilograms. And, yes, it is to diet for. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5079 When the big hand reaches 12 will I start to become more mature? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5080 And you say your fear of TikTok only gets WORSE when you come to my sessions? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5081 I could’ve sworn our session was done.” 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5082 Hard to imagine, but most clients don't run over their 50-minute appointment. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5083 Only one more kvetch to go, Sylvia. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5084 I don't want to rush you, but time is ticking... loudly. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5085 Yes it does look like a penis with two little legs, but can we move on now? 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
5086 Perhaps we should wait to talk about how your parents totally ruined your life for the next session... 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5087 My time is expensive, but my monotone monolog is the only way you can get one good hour of sound sleep per day. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5088 The big clock cloaked the pantless patient. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5089 I want to assure you that I will remain fully present with for the next 2 minutes and 24 seconds. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5090 you're three minutes over time. Wake the f...up. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5091 And so? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5092 My holiday gift. 3 Minutes 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5093 You are getting sleepy. Sleep, sleep 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
5094 To you it’s illuminating your fear of aging. To me it means I’m closing in on another $500. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5095 You've made real progress with your chronophobia. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5096 After our last session I replaced “the cuckoo” with “something grandiose” 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5097 Oh, just a reminder that I serve no whine before its time... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5098 And that's how I knew I'd made it big time! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5099 Oh, that's locked there to mess with the 'Five o'clock somewhere' clients..... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5100 Yeah I feel like I don’t have enough time…oh, thanks doc! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5101 Gary, I think your perception of time is skewed. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5102 Time to wrap up. We've gone seven minutes past the hour. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5103 My new favorite show! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5104 I' m not comfortable with the pointing. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5105 Reminds me I’m making a dollar every fifteen seconds listening to you droll on. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5106 The session is over, big time! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5107 Oops, we're over- I'm surprised the alarm didn't go off. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5108 Actually the symbol for "male" leans to the right, but it's interesting you see it that way. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
5109 Do you charge by the 1/2 hour? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5110 Honestly Dr. Smith- I think it’s interesting that you think it’s interesting that I commented on that clock 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5111 They've asked me to research how Tik Tok affects mental health in a large scale. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5112 So you feel it's about time you realized it's not about you? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5113 Wait a second and I will give you a hand. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
5114 No, why would I be self-conscious about the size of my clock? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5115 Don't you find watching the time go by helpful? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5116 Most of the offices have gone digital. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5117 If you could just hurry up, I turn into a werewolf at 6 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
5118 How does the enormity of the clock make you feel?” 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5119 It looks like our time is almost up. Guess those reusable bags didn’t work. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5120 I AM A THERAPIST AND THERE IS A VERY BIG CLOCK ON THE WALL 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5121 This is not what I thought you meant by “I can’t stop watching TikTok” 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5122 Your mental health is my top priority. 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
5123 Excuse me, do you have the time? 1.1100 0.03994 100 92 5 3
5124 It reminds me to eat. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
5125 The good news is that time is not your biggest problem. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5126 Metered parking" 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5127 Don’t fret, Mr. Donovan. Time is on your side. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5128 Watch the "second" hand and begin counting dollars" 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5129 It just keeps going around and around. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5130 stich in time saves nine 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5131 Im trying to reach my patients some self-awareness. 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
5132 Patient: well doc thanks for listening I feel alot better. Therapist: you still have 7 minutes. Patient: can we add this time to our next session? Therapist: no.... Let's talk about your mother. Patient: through tears says "I didn't realize this until right now doc, I do chose women that are like my mother what can u do?" therapist: that's our time see you next week 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
5133 It really does put things into perspective 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5134 ..I feel like time is just hanging over me, counting down the minutes. Too big for me to face.” Andrew Newhook, Seaford, N 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5135 So, on December 26th, he gave your heart away… Who did he give it to? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5136 The 50-minute hour - your time is up. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5137 So how does it make you feel watching the last few dollars of your life’s savings tick away into my account?” 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5138 Your 7 1/2 minutes are almost up. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5139 Can’t beat it, join it. My own Tik Tok. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5140 Looks like our time is about up, John. We can continue talking about the rest of your Christmas gifts and what each one symbolizes at our next session, OK? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5141 You've got big time problems, but our hour is almost up. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5142 The glass was half empty. The clock's at p.m. You passed the test for consistency! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5143 I'm sorry. I only give belly rubs before 5 PM. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5144 So the mere presence of a clock triggers your anxiety about wasting time? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5145 In the time we have remaining, let’s do a lighting round where you tell me everything that’s wrong with you and I confirm each flaw. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5146 In these final eight minutes, lets piece together your life. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5147 Tell me about your childhood in ten minutes or less.Go. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5148 Turns out your schizophrenia is contagious, Phil. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5149 Sorry to wake you but we’re past time 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5150 Tell me more about this 'borrowed time' dream you keep having. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5151 I’m constantly feeling pressured, even here… 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5152 Every time I lounge on this couch, my wallet weighs so much less. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5153 let's start at 6 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5154 - I feel like people are obsessed with time ! - Where does it come from in your opinion ? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5155 … and now, sleep. (Phew, that was much easier than having it on the chain) 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5156 Take all the time you need... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5157 Six, six, six, all you ever think about is wanting more six. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5158 I charge by the inch. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5159 The category is "10 Criticisms From Your Mother." And . . . go! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5160 At least a digital clock is quiet. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5161 Imagine none of your problems exist and you're looking at Paris through the clock at Musee D'Orsay. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5162 I want you to visualize your time-space phobia 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5163 To help you understand that it's not waiting for you. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5164 Should I wake him up or should I not wake him up? That is the question! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5165 Americans have watches, but Africans have time. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5166 No, it's a totally normal sized clock. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5167 See, you needed to be here big time. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5168 It's time for sex. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5169 I keep thinking Time is Marching on. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5170 No, George. Since you are imagining it, I can't get a smaller one. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5171 Doctor, I think my time has come! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5172 Let’s put a pin in that story for our next session. When the big hand hits the twelve, I’m blowing this joint and hitting Target. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5173 Looks like we only have 7 minutes left, so we don’t have time to unpack that. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5174 I’ve used better raw plugs this time so no need to worry… 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5175 Time is on your side is a central tenet of this profession. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5176 Last week, we left off right before you turned six. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5177 It keeps me from having to constantly say, “It looks like our time is up.” 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5178 I 'm really sorry, you were snoring but your time is up. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
5179 The hourly rate is bigger. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
5180 We're out of time for today. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5181 Last time you asked is it 25 or 6 to 4? Is this another 70’s rock question, because 7 or 8 to 6 doesn’t work. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5182 Even a broken man is righteous twice a day. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5183 Of course it's countdown time. What did you expect? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5184 Sure, but how does the added time pressure make you feel? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5185 You don't know what a grateful patient is until you cure an old school rapper of their "sucka emcee" obsession. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5186 In twenty-seven seconds, tell me if you think time is real. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5187 I'm afraid our time is ineluctably up. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5188 No, it's actually your personal dooms-day clock. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5189 Let me recommend a book for you. It’s called “Boundaries”. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5190 Like sand from the hour glass… these are the days of our lives! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5191 Okay! Well our session is almost up…Big time! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5192 When did your fear of clocks begin? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5193 Well Mr Lloyd, how does the chronometer make you feel... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5194 Oh my, the Tic bit the Tok." 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5195 Don't mind the clock; it's just there to remind us that time is a construct, except during billing hours. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5196 Tell me about this recurring dream where you 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5197 I don't mind you going a few minutes over as long as you take responsibility for it. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5198 You know, time keeps on ticking into the future! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5199 I installed that wall art and my clients find it less depressing than the view of the outside world these days. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5200 A watched clock never ticks 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5201 Your seven minutes in heaven begins now. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5202 I wanted you to have a taste of the big time. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5203 You keep staring at the clock. Am I boring you? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5204 Just a reminder, you are billed by the hour 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5205 I bought it at the giant box store 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5206 That’s just there to help distract you from the bootcamp certifications 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5207 Tell me, What are you feeling now? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5208 Just so you know, it’s time and a half after five. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5209 And...that is time. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5210 There's no point trying to escape, your time will come. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5211 Twas the day after Christmas...... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5212 Reminds me of MY therapy appointment. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5213 If you think that is big, wait until you see the fee for this hour. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5214 It's frozen in time just to make you crazier. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5215 Am I in a hurry to get your “fat ass out of here”? Why would you ask such a thing? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5216 If you're uncomfortable with me, you can tell Time." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5217 And how is this supposed to help with my chronophobia? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5218 It's unfortunate about your dead mother, but times up. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5219 It's time we both got on with our lives. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5220 Now try to clock block it 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5221 seven minutes overtime 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5222 They say time is priceless. But, here we are. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
5223 I used to think I didn’t have enough time. 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
5224 Time is just about up, Sir. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5225 Millennials 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5226 Many of my patients report anxiety over shrinkflation lately…so I’ve made some adjustments. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5227 Well, looks like that’s our time for this week. 1.1068 0.03881 103 95 5 3
5228 What makes you think you're boring me? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5229 In the time remaining, let me have your reaction to your mother’s remarriage.” 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5230 Do you think these early morning sessions will cure your insomnia? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5231 Do your problems seem magnified? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5232 I'm Dr. Serling. Welcome to 4-D psychoanalysis. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5233 Don't worry about that. It's just there to remind me of how much of my time you're wasting. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5234 We have to stop in another 175 seconds. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5235 Tell me again about fascination with tick tock 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5236 Yes, I did have a smaller one but I found my patients were not very good with subtlety. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5237 Anything else you’d like to discuss in our remaining 7 minutes and 57–scratch that—56 seconds together?” 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5238 We have to stop.” 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5239 Oh? I hadn't noticed. But perhaps we should wrap up this dream about your coworker." 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5240 Ok, let’s begin and don’t worry about the time, I’ll wake you when your $300/hr session is up 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5241 Glad you asked. It's the amalgamation of all the time zones in this crazy world and it always reads "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5242 🎼Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?" 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5243 I think we’ll need to wrap it up now. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5244 So you no longer fear your father, but clocks. Excellent! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5245 Time is relative. According to this you've got a lot left." 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5246 Don't tell me the ending, I can't handle it. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5247 Maybe a bit bigger. I still feel like I'm running out of time 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5248 How in the world does he sleep with time hanging over his head? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5249 Welcome to Time Therapy,where I solve your problems before time can even interfere...we'll solve your problem before 6 p.m. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5250 Just a friendly reminder, after the big hand passes 12 you are into overtime and my fee doubles. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5251 Let’s get real about what’s on both our minds. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5252 I insist that patients be myopic only on their own time. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5253 You're a big time patient. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5254 You might want to cover your ears when the alarm goes off. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5255 Don't worry - say whatever is on your mind. About 8 more minutes of what's on your mind to be precise. I'd like to be billed for the whole hour. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5256 No, the size of the clock has nothing to with the size of my fees. Why do you ask?" Does the clock bother you 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5257 For this session we will concentrate on the minute-hand covering 20 Minutes 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5258 I’m glad I could fit you in now until my 6 p.m. patient. If we don’t finish, come back at 6:50. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5259 It’s normal size; you’re exaggerating the moment again, Mr. Smith.” 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5260 Y not? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5261 When,exactly,did this ignored feeling begin? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5262 As if your anxiety isn't volcanic already...your insurance stopped covering your myriad of additional mental issues about 40 minutes ago. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5263 Either time is running out for you or I need to change the battery. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5264 The ticking clock is giving you new anxiety, you say? This begins a new consultation session!! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5265 No wonder you’re always late! Who can read that? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5266 Times Up? No I literally mean it this time. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5267 Its my bed time doctor, please show yourself out. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5268 Going back to childhood I always wanted a wall with my clock. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5269 Did you hear me say "Our time is up?" 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5270 Time is relative to one's own state of mind. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5271 OK,you time's already over,as usual. Just can it and save it for your next session. If I'm late,start without me. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5272 Well,time flies when you're having fun.. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5273 My husband gave it to me for Christmas. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5274 Are you sure our time is up? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5275 When are we going to get there? 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
5276 it’s restoration hardware, so you know a couple things about me— i’m rich, and am the type of basic bitch that’ll post her starbucks order 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
5277 We're expanding our search for lost time. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5278 You misheard me, Doctor. I said my mother needs me at home before six. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5279 Your subconscious obsession with time will require us to schedule more frequent appointments. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5280 Speaking of time running out, how are we feeling about your biological clock this week? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5281 You talk a lot about feeling like 'you're running out of time' here. Why do you think that is 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5282 I got this lovely clock so you could see what I mean when I say "wake up this instant" 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5283 I feel like my time is running out . 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5284 Time is an imposed construct Edward... but we'll talk more about that next week. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5285 Funnily enough, I do feel the march of time looms large in my thoughts. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5286 biết chết liền 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5287 Now Bob that clock face might remind you of London’s Big Ben, but it’s numerals are Roman and blue, so you have only 7 plus minutes and I have catch a plane to Heathrow contest 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5288 Your crippling fear of giant clocks aside, now, open your eyes! 1.1048 0.03561 105 96 7 2
5289 3 minutes without looking at your phone, you are making great progress. 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
5290 So, that was the phrase your Mother used? Exotic dancer... Oh, two more minutes and I get a free pizza! 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5291 I think you had better leave now if you are going to make your assisted suicide appointment. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
5292 Yes, it’s a large clock but yours is a small life, Mr. Snyder. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5293 It helps people get to the point faster. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5294 Maybe just give me a broad outline. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5295 I think it will be helpful if you're also afraid that our time is up. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5296 I’m only paid by the hour, you know 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5297 And it calculates seconds, which constitute overtime. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5298 Your crisis will have to wait until next week. We’re already three minutes over on your fifty minute hour. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5299 Times up, Times down, Times laugh, Times frown. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5300 I suffer from Tick-Tock-Cha-Chingaphobia: the fear of you going over your time. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5301 Hurry, Mr.Dan, in 7m. memory of his case will be disabled and I will not be able to give him guidelines for this month. In 5m. you can press Reactivate appointment to continue the session. You will be charged a new amount. Then accept from your bank. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5302 There are ways of determining whether you're overstaying your welcome" 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5303 Trust me, things get better with time. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5304 This doesn’t explain the giant penis I saw downstairs 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5305 When you open your eyes, tell me if you still believe you are the son of Father Time. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5306 Can you maybe share with me why you don’t want to discuss for whom the bell is tolling? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5307 I think it sounds like a soothing MRI machine. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5308 I put it up to get the existential ball rolling 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5309 It’s like can feel the seconds of my life ticking away, and I can’t do anything about it! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5310 Calm before the total chaos of 2024 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5311 And it goes CLANG CLAMG CLANG at the 5 to the hour mark 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5312 I see our session is ending. How does that make you feel about your world being destroyed? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5313 If I can't diagnose you within thirty minutes, your relived trauma is free! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
5314 The better to see you with, my dear - when your time is near. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5315 Something tells me we should wrap this up. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5316 Your insurance company bills by the minute. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5317 Sometimes seven minutes seem like a life sentcnce. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5318 I feel like time management is becoming a bigger and bigger problem. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5319 Why is it you are feeling older? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5320 You have 56 seconds left. How can I help you today? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5321 Oh, you owe me an extra $30. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5322 I think we’re nearing a breakthrough in discovering the route of your schizophrenia….unfortunately we’re out of time 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5323 But in comparison to that huge clock, don’t your problems seem smaller? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5324 When is time ever on my side? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5325 Are we close to midnight yet?! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5326 Days never seem to end since I put that up 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5327 How long have you had this obsession with the passage of time? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5328 I bill by the minute. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5329 Yes, time is big to me. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5330 And when did you first feel that time was getting on top of you? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5331 Oops. We’ve gone past your time. That will be $76.00. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5332 In 7 1/2 minutes you are on your own. Any last words? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5333 I'm telling you, I screwed up, big time 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5334 Time to wake up, ugh.., I mean our session is over my dear. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
5335 I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for a double session. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5336 This is my TikTok aversion treatment. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5337 I meant long term goals. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5338 ‘“It’s my Time Machine!” 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5339 Yes the passing of time does figure prominently I'm my approach to treatment. Why do you ask ? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5340 Your alter ego should be here in 7 minutes. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5341 THINK OF THIS AS YOUR TIME REMAINING ON EARTH. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5342 It makes bigger minutes 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5343 Horrific—large locks. How gauche Dr. Locksmith 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5344 Well! I see Happy Hour is almost over, so let's have that cocktail. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5345 Just relax. You have all the time in the world. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5346 Pretty cool you got an office behind Big Ben. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5347 I think you’re projecting your fixation on time.” 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5348 My accountant calls this my version of a Freudian slip 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5349 You've got 7 minutes to tell me the dream where you kill your goldfish and marry your cat. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5350 Now, let's explore why you think your clock is the biggest. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5351 As a result of this session, your Doomsday clock has moved ahead one minute. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5352 I think the second hand wants to time me out of life 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5353 I’m not the kind of therapist who thinks you should escape from time and place. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5354 This is off the topic of your childhood trauma, but you know… there’s something really telling about a big clock. I’m now a loves long over-shared talks with my clients, and big clocks kinda gal. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5355 Let’s address how having minute hands affects your daily life. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5356 Let’s go back to the root cause of your fear around life passing you by with every fleeting second. Tell me about your mother. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5357 My mother never taught me to read analog. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5358 We had it screwed to the wall after it crushed three of my patients 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5359 'So this is what the Big Ben looks like from the inside huh' 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5360 Not to pressure you, but you have 7 minutes left. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5361 Our session time is up. To feel even better about yourself, you should be pleased to know that your payment for our session will go a long way to helping me buy a cute little beach house in the Florida Keys." 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5362 So uh...did Hillary Clinton sign your floor? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5363 You get charged by the minute to look at it 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5364 WELL, OKAY, AS YOU CAN SEE OUR TIME IS ABOUT UP 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5365 My kids painted that to remind me that I'm always overscheduled. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5366 So.. lt's 6am and we almost done. I am glad that we've spend all the psychologist hours guaranteed by your annual insurance in one day and l will glad to see you at next 31 December 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5367 Looks like we have seven minutes and 52 seconds left, which isn’t enough time to talk about anything new but will still cost you nearly forty bucks, so use those minutes wisely. 1.1020 0.06008 49 46 1 2
5368 Tick-tock - talk about YOUR tics... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5369 Don't worry, time is on your side. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5370 Yes, even objects can have a healthy ego. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5371 Your ‘doomsday clock’ indicates you are just about out of time. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5372 Just a reminder that tempus fugit while you are withholding important info from your therapist 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5373 As you stare into the clock and take slow deep breaths, you will start to feel your eyelids becoming very heavy . 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5374 It's, ..well relaxing to watch 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5375 We absolutely can get to the heart of your mother issues in, say, seven minutes. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5376 It's an abstract art piece on our society's obsession with time, oh and look at that time is up for today. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5377 I’m just waiting for it to go cuckoo. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5378 Time to wake up! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5379 You're enduring a heavy time. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5380 As you can see, I’m striving to be a big time therapist. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5381 Hmmmm…M C A? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5382 remember the happiest moment you've had this year? make it happen again... You still got time! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5383 It's necessary to meeting your deductible. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5384 I guess your fees are by the second now. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5385 That's the seven-minute warning. You have seven minutes to talk about something...anything...other than your mother. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5386 Your time is all by your head. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5387 You can see you only have seven minutes left. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5388 Just to let you know, In 2024 we will be offering our premier service without the clock for just $50 more per session 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5389 Time is just a construct Diane. Let's just go by how we feel. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5390 patient :  « Impressive. I see you graduated from Harvard,NYU and from the Big Clock on The Wall ». 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5391 The clock on the wall says 6 to 6, Let’s get to bottom of your conflicts. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5392 I raised rates, but patients tell me they see every second count. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5393 IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ABOUT 8 MINUTES LEFT. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5394 Actually it is meant to be phallic 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5395 You've really got to get some blinds. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5396 It's a reminder that these are the fifty most important minutes of your week. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5397 I ordered it off Temu, I thought it was going to be a pocket watch but turns out I was wrong, it took 3 of us to hang it on the wall. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5398 The big hand reminds us that life is just a waste of time. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5399 Don't worry its 3 hours early 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5400 We’re two minutes over on that safe space. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5401 It’s not a clock, one arrow points to your feet and the other points to the man who wants to lick them. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5402 See, now you don't have to trust me anymore 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5403 I would be more open with my feelings if we scheduled our sessions later in the morning. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5404 It lets the patient know when their hour is about up. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5405 Let's get to the point. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5406 So much for the 50 minute hour. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5407 Well, Joe, my therapist wants me to focus on self care this year. This makes it easy to see how many minutes we have left to think about your problems, before I can go back to thinking about my own. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5408 You better end your story quickly otherwise you are down by another 200 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5409 You have 8 minutes. Outline your plans for wearing regular pants. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5410 It's like the only thing my wife can talk about is her biological clock and all I hear is ticking! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5411 I hope it helps to remind what we talk about “me time” 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
5412 My kids suggested I download TikTok 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5413 Well, we're almost OUT OF TIME for today. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
5414 I see we are out of time. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5415 It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5416 Just wait til you hear the alarm 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5417 I'm sensing a lot of male energy this week, Mr Baker 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5418 We’ve got lots of time. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5419 No, but looking on the bright side we can enjoy a hot buttered croissant in about seven minutes. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5420 Time's nearly up. You only have a hundred and ninety-eight more sessions to go! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5421 I’ve decided to start charging by the inch. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5422 Ha, Ha,Ha. Got it at a Twilight Zone benefit auction. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5423 Just a reminder that after six o' clock I get time and a half. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5424 There's something different about your office. Did you get new curtains? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5425 You have 7 minutes to solve your problems. Then I report you're hopeless. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5426 Oh no. It's to relieve your anxiety about the hour ending. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5427 I 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5428 Of course, I move it to the back room for my chronophobics. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5429 A dollar a minute is so yesterday, since we added a second hand. 1.1000 0.03015 100 90 10 0
5430 And as we age, time seems to loom larger in our lives ... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5431 Our time is up. On the wall. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5432 Why do we always end on Y? 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5433 This has been real. Too bad we've got to stop in 145 seconds. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5434 This Giant clock might be counterproductive to my sex therapy sessions. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5435 How does the clock the remind you of your mother-in-law? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5436 Have you thought about some ways you can practice living in the present? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5437 All I can come up with, right now, is tick talk. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5438 I hate to tell you, but this is the only instance where time is on your side. 1.1000 0.04570 80 75 2 3
5439 My hands always feel so small here. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5440 You're already over your 50 minute hour, Jeff. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5441 It appears you were assigned to the ADHD time-blindness prolonged exposure group. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5442 I know, I shouldn't have done it, but people kept calling me a shrink 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5443 One more round of anything before Happy Hour is over? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5444 50-minutes to process a childhood filled of trauma? Game on. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5445 Now,…when I snap my fingers, you will wake-up and ignore the clock, so that I can have time to run across the street to grab a coffee before the next patient. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5446 What I’m trying to say is you should stop wasting time on the little things 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5447 I stooped it for my hypnotherapy sessions. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5448 Mr Gabriel, we have 5 minutes left but we can talk about big topics if you like. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5449 You have more time for yourself than you realize 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5450 Time heals all wounds, Jimmy. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5451 We’ve got 6 1/2 minutes left to unpack your childhood trauma. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5452 Regression therapy to lying in your crib waiting for your parents to hear you screaming. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5453 Time is of the essence. And you have 5 more minutes. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5454 I really think we need to move on to why you have trouble setting expectations. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5455 Wow,what a beautiful timeset. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5456 Time out for some Medical Marijuana? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5457 It's a boredom sensor. It practically disappears when the cat burglar comes in for therapy. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5458 It’s to distract you from YOUR troubles. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5459 7 more minutes 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5460 Glad I talked to a person today. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5461 Stay in the present, now! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5462 Are you going to sleep through the next six hours seven minutes and 56 seconds until the end of the world? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5463 Fascinating tale, Mr. Van Winkle. We'll see you again in 2044! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5464 I took a sculpture class. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5465 Make it quick. At 6pm I start charging time-and-a-half. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5466 We'll try to induce just enough anxiety for the insurance to cover the entire visit. Go ahead, --tell your life story in 7 minutes 56 seconds. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5467 Wow, time flies! I better wake up quick, places to go, people to see! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5468 We embrace The Big Ben Theory." 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5469 You're thinking of the doomsday clock. In 7 minutes and 57 seconds you'll be dead,anything else you want to get off your chest? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5470 I figured it'd help you stop agonizing over whether I was stretching or glancing at my watch. Either way, that's time. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5471 Is it me or is that clock going back in time as much as I have during this session? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5472 Why do you keep repeating. "Punctuality is the their of time"? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5473 I had you in for a “cinq a sept” but you can keep talking if you want. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5474 I firmly believe people will get to the gist of their problem when they are reminded of just how much time they are wasting. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5475 Honey what time is that dinner party? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5476 So, you mentioned in our last session that your partner was clocking your every move, how is that going? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5477 We set it to Sweden time because they have the best mental health index. No correlation so far. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5478 Who’s watching it harder? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5479 Time's up you big old clock! happy new ear!! 💀🌟 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5480 The hand of time… stays on my mind! 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5481 It’s a clock, not a metronome. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5482 I have a time management problem. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5483 Tell me again why you think your time is about up. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5484 So sometimes the obvious is hardest to see. But, well . . . it's time. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5485 It's from the Peter Gabriel collection. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5486 It helps me to know how close I am to victory. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5487 I notice you keep looking at the clock. How do you feel about it? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5488 It”s all a matter of perspective isn’t it? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5489 You're way too preoccupied with the time. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5490 Only time will tell if we can treat your neuroses. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5491 We got time yet. The Doomsday Clock reads only seven minutes to six. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5492 We're past hour time. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5493 It’s a psychological trick you see—the bigger the clock, the more time you have. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5494 It’s bar time. Please leave in eight minutes. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5495 This way I can charge by the millisecond. 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
5496 Next week, share your distaste for women with large hands. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5497 Ok, I know my health insurance company's rules are annoying, but isn't this a tad OCD? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5498 Perhaps it's best for both of us to run out the clock with pleasant daydreams. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5499 This really surpasses my skills as a furniture salesperson and besides, we close in five minutes. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5500 You seem to be stuck on the idea that time is running out. Would you like to talk about it? 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5501 In the minute we have left, tell me more about your worst fear for 2024. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
5502 this session is only 50 minutes long 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5503 Some clients find it therapeutic to stare at my big clock and imagine Elon Musk dying in a housefire. Personally, I think about hitting him so hard in the nuts that his organs fail... watching him die in agony while I rub one out. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
5504 Time's up. Forget about your dog, John Wick. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5505 Time equals money, so since I make big bucks... 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5506 Congratulations, jackass, you've almost wasted another 50 minute hour sniveling, bitching, and moaning. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5507 Don't think about time. Just relax you mind. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5508 I worry that I’ll never make it to the big time. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5509 I see you're a few minutes short of a full deck... I mean, our time is up. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5510 Just to make it abundantly clear, we’re almost out of time. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5511 It's just to remind you that I charge by the minute... 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5512 See, even the clock wants to know what for! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5513 Just so you know, Dave, that the jumbo clock should negate the need for me to say, “it’s time to wrap up today’s session”. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5514 You know, it doesn’t have to be the “Doomsday Clock”. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5515 Oh wow, we forgot to set the clock back last October! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5516 I was thinking we should make the most of our time together. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5517 I'm glad we were able to address your financial anxiety. You did some important, good work today. . . . Well, looks like we went three minutes, four seconds over time. I'll add $25.56 to your invoice. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5518 A watched clock never boils...or something like that. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5519 I'd help you turn back time, but I can't reach the big hand. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5520 Our time’s almost up. Let’s switch. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5521 So you mentioned that you have a fear of big clocks 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5522 Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, so boring. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5523 It's from the first act of La Traviata 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5524 WOW! That’s a big ass clock! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5525 I don't think I need to remind you that your time is almost up. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5526 Wake up, it's almost over 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5527 And when my 5 th Birthday came around….. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5528 We just painted this on the wall to distract you from the time. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5529 How do you feel about the time running out? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5530 We’ll pick up on this next January 1st 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5531 Its not 2 seconds to doomsday if you look at the clock like this 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5532 Not what I had in mind when I said I needed some help… big time 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5533 You can start getting up now, the session is almost over. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5534 Don't worry about my fees. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5535 Time for the 2-minute drill. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5536 Yes, I'd say that you have a big time conflict for sure. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5537 ‘ Tell me about your mother in one sentence’ 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5538 I find that the time (get it?) it takes the patient (you!) to comment on it explains a lot. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5539 oh the clock? I got a great deal on it at a Big Ben refurbished parts sale this weekend 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5540 Any quick thoughts? You are on the clock. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5541 Do you want the short version or the long version? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5542 so you can tell when time is up 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5543 You know the big hand is about to point at the 11, right? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5544 About 10 minutes, maybe a little less. Please, go ahead with what you were saying. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5545 We thought it would remind our patients that every second we share here matters... including your long pauses, which are also billable. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5546 That specific time in your life, in no uncertain terms, presents as glaringly obvious." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5547 I think you're waiting just to see that pretty anchor. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5548 No, I said I never outgrew playing with *Dalis*. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5549 This way you’ll know when our time is up. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5550 Your time is running out! But so is mine! 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
5551 I’m sorry, but as you can see, your time is up. 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
5552 Tell me why you feel like the walls are closing in. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5553 That’s our time. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5554 Time is money, perception is reality, reality is subjective, time is a flat circle, do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5555 Thinking the clock got bigger is your repression of time management duties but it also helps me see the time without my glasses. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5556 Yes, the stroke of 5:53 on an analog clock simultaneously resembles both an erect penis and a woman's vulva. Shall we explore this insight further? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5557 There is no pressure, but your time is almost up. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5558 You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
5559 Not to disturb your processing, but our session is up. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5560 Your personal doomsday clock, it seems, is pretty relaxed about it all. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5561 I can buy an even bigger clock when I increase my rates next month! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5562 I think we’ve resolved your anxiety problem but your eyesight needs some serious attention. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5563 I get it - you have evening hours. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5564 I got the idea from "La Traviata". 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5565 You can't say I didn't let you know the time of day. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5566 Millenial therapy. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5567 What's the time honey? Oh, I never look at the clock on a weekend! 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
5568 Patient: "Doctor there's not enough time to tell you everything." Doctor: There you go again, making problems bigger than they are." 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5569 As you can see, we’re at time. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5570 I call it 'My Big Ben' - time is money! So, take your time and tell me all about your problems. 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
5571 I bill my overtime rate after your 50-minute hour. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5572 But before we pause, why do you think she was in bed with him, wearing your old letterman's coat, and eating sardines from the can? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5573 When the clock hits 6, you'll be. ready for an early dinner! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5574 Nope..not flying for me. How about you? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5575 I just get ticked off so easily 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
5576 It was at this moment she realized she would indeed need the 3d and final degree which included how to know when the clients time was up. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5577 No, no...take all the time you need! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
5578 We’re having great results with the tic toc hypnotherapy. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5579 die and then no more worries 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5580 Looks like our time is up. We will deal with your increasing anxiety issue next time. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5581 Relax there’s no need for you to wear your tri-focals during your session. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5582 Hey! Wake up, young man! Your 50 minute hour ended two and a half minutes ago. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5583 Well, your hour's up. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5584 Let’s spend our last seven minutes discussing why you feel people are always dismissing you. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5585 Well rest assured! Time is on your side. 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
5586 So let’s continue working on your anxiety. You have 7 minutes and 53 seconds left. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5587 I’ve found it helps patients to pick their battles wisely. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5588 Oh my goodness Your hour ended three minutes I'm going to have to charge you for overtime 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5589 Good thing it's almost halftime. This chair and your problems are both making me uncomfortable. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5590 Ain’t it funny how time slips away, Willie 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5591 Well, I see our time is up. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5592 And how long have you been having issues with the tiktok? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5593 Used to have a cuckoo clock but the bird scared some clients. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5594 This might Really sound crazy but I have to go change my clothes. My wife said I need to be in “after six” attire. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5595 Well, it's time to talk about your mother. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5596 Session almost up and I’m still in kindergarten 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5597 Just think of it as the big "Y" that's always hanging in the air at the end of our sessions. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5598 Let's talk about some of the obvious time sensitive issues in your life 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5599 Time weighs heavily on you. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5600 To be honest it’s my chronophobia. My colleagues said you were relentless. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5601 Dinners at 6 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5602 You’re late… again. Did I risk my livelihood writing off this clock for nothing? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5603 Oh ignore that. It’s just a friendly reminder that time doesn’t stand still for anyone or anything- including those who bill hourly. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5604 Flav’s a friend. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5605 Sometimes I just feel Time bearing down on me! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5606 You have about 7 minutes until your medication wears off. Then we can start. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5607 7 minutes & 56 seconds and your nap time it's over. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5608 We won't miss it this year. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5609 It's a present from a dyslexic patient who heard me say I needed a clock wall. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5610 Now I know we started late, but I’m still charging for the hour. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5611 So - you feel like time is hanging over you... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5612 Quickly? No, I am certain is going backwards. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5613 So, when did your anxiety about the fleeting nature of time first start? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5614 Well we are nearly out of time 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5615 It appears I have curd your Insomnia. You can pay $300 on the way out. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5616 Don't worry. There's still time. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5617 Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand, but not for analysts who are paid by the minute. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5618 What brings you here?” I go to therapy just so someone will talk to me without looking at their phon 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5619 Can you tell me what the clock says? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5620 I keep thinking it's Tuesday.. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5621 I’m sensing some real daddy issues around your father being Chronos. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5622 When the WFH gentry is called for office interviews 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5623 Okay, let’s discuss why you find it threatening. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5624 I’d like to see you again. Every other week until the end of time. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5625 Now you say you feel like your life is slipping away. Why do you think that is? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5626 This will keep us focused! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5627 Now that you've punched in on your time card, relax, take your time, and tell me all your problems. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5628 Five more minutes…zzz 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5629 Gee, I hadn't noticed but our time is almost up. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5630 Can we start over" Dan Brady, Highland, New York 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5631 Any closing thoughts? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5632 I got the idea from the baseball pitch clock--you have 15 seconds to deliver your bitch. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5633 …and why exactly do you think time is controlling everyone? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5634 I’d love to let you nap, but our times getting close. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5635 Wow. Big Pharma sending you this big clock really rubs it in how much they control our work together. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
5636 I understand it can be off putting at first, but you can only run behind for so long before people start leaving angry reviews on yelp. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5637 It doubles as an exercise wheel. 1.0928 0.02961 97 88 9 0
5638 This doesn’t appear to be the best time to delve into your family interactions over the holidays. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5639 Well, I see by the big hand on the clock. . . 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5640 On the count of 3, tell me how you have felt in your last 17 lives. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5641 It is for my clients with Parking Meter Phobia. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5642 Welcome to couples therapy you two. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5643 I have to wake you now. Our session ended almost an hour ago. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5644 If this is what it takes to get a nap… 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5645 So tell me more about your relationship with your mother in the next 6 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5646 Well, there was this genie, see... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5647 I hope you realize that your time is running out! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5648 I shared a shipment with a sex worker in my building. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5649 Every time you lie, the clock grows and slows…we may be here a while… 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5650 Living your life - minute by minute 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5651 We bill on the quarter hour. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5652 Time sure flies when you’re having fun. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5653 I know your New Year resolution is to get up at the vertical hour, but must we 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5654 Your acceptance of responsibility for your actions is perceptive big time. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5655 I’m sorry, we’re out of time. We can pick up your fear of clocks in your next session. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5656 You keep saying "my time's almost up." We were making such great progress. Where is all of this negativity coming from Mr. Smith? 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5657 Imagine you had all the time in the world to overcome your problems, and not just the next seven minutes. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5658 Come to think of it, we can just stare to kill time you know! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5659 Oh no, I can’t keep it straight anymore. Is that seven minutes until I ovulate, or until your ED meds kick in? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5660 Peter Gabriel, c. 1986 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5661 Your wife seems to think you worry too much, John 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5662 Time really is a healer. I'm just here to get your credit card details. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5663 Do we both have dementia or we in same dimension? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5664 Well, you could try a Lacanian analyst. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5665 Yes as I told you, I'm a strict Freudian, so' time's up. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5666 Sleep all you want but in 2 minutes your time is up! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5667 Wake up ... and you owe me for three extra minutes. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5668 Are we at a standstill? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5669 Get to the point! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5670 You are feeliing sleepy. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5671 The only thing that can bring an end to any suffering is time. As luck would have it, your time is up. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5672 No matter what I’m doing in life, I always feel like I’m running out of time 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5673 When you wake up, ‘happy hour’ will be over, and you’ll remain in this state… 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5674 We’ve gone 2-1/2 minutes past your allotted time so there will be an extra $25 added to your bill today. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5675 So you're saying time IS on my side, but every week it just feels like it's looming over me just ticking away. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
5676 I bill by the hour, you know. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
5677 A-hum. Sorry to wake you but my next patient needs his nap too. 1.0918 0.03579 98 91 5 2
5678 Make every moment count. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5679 Our whole practice installed the new clocks, they are supposed to make patients feel better about paying $4 a minute for therapy. 1.0909 0.04208 77 72 3 2
5680 Talk till six and you'll get charged overtime. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5681 How big does the clock look to you? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5682 I'd say your health insurer's id is the real issue here. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5683 If you care for my advice raise a finger, otherwise continue resting." 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5684 I’m on a tight schedule today, John. Let’s wrap it up in 10, shall we? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5685 No worries, take your time! 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5686 Please try to squeeze the last forty years of your life into the next seven minutes. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
5687 We can take a break in seven minutes. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5688 When will it finally be time to leave the office 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5689 It can also calculate my per minute cost. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5690 See, you cannot control time either. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5691 How about long story short. We’re short on time. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5692 You clearly have to learn to deal with stress. By the way time is money and your 50 minutes are nearly over. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5693 You seem fixated on money.” 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5694 The clock expresses the value of my time. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5695 Sorry! Your session just ended; will provide the answer at your next session. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5696 If you let it all go, you CAN encapsulate your life into a "sound bite!" 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5697 So, in the final 2 minutes could you summarize your inner conflicts and the reality, as you see it, of your condition today ......just for my notes. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5698 57 seconds to our 6 minute countdown. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5699 I’m afraid we’re out of wall for the time. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5700 You have exceeded your 50 minutes That will result in a fine on your next statement Have a nice day 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5701 And how do you genuinely feel about ambiguity? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5702 I have this awful dread that time is running out. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5703 Black Friday sales, 70% off, and my husband forgot to check the size. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5704 It seems longer, doesn’t it? But still only 300 for the hour. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5705 I hypnotize you to help you to quit smoking. I did not hypnotize you too go completely to sleep for 45 minutes. And, yes, you still have to pay for the full hour. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5706 53 minutes. Looks like we hit the 90837. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5707 When that alarm goes off, he’ll want to pay and 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5708 The little hand tells the hour. The big hand tells the minutes. Would you like me to repeat that? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5709 I like that clock big time. Don't you? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5710 No, I’m not a Lacanian and it’s not the placebo effect. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5711 That clock might feel gigantic, but feelings aren't facts. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5712 Do you have any better ideas for exposure therapy, Mr. "Fear of Mortality" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5713 The shorter the session the least you pay 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5714 Therapist: Our time is up… Client: My nap is up… 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5715 I know you’re tired, but I’m not so sure you’re new approach to treating me with role reversal is going to work.” At 6 we switch back. Ok? OKAY???!! 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
5716 Please close your eyes...now I'd like you to think of something specific. Something that will not breach the security of your organization and that you will not object to having disclosed to this group. Something personal, perhaps. 1.0899 0.03795 89 83 4 2
5717 Why yes, your HMO bills by the second. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5718 The clock face is inflated to reflect my extortionate fees! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5719 Looks like your 53 minutes and 2 seconds are up! 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5720 DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING THAT TIME IS RUNNING OUT ON YOU? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5721 "oh the clock? It's a special service we provide." 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5722 As an arbitrary human construct, time ought not dominate our lives. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5723 I am glad you recognize the obvious now. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5724 Congratulations, you made it to the bi 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5725 Unfortunately, our time is up. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5726 Who knows when we shall meet again if ever . . but Time keeps rolling like a river . . 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5727 The route to spilling your guts costs 20 bucks a minute. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5728 I don’t want you to feel rushed, but our time is almost up. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5729 Why this sudden interest in eschatology? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5730 I'll have you cured in just under an hour. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5731 You are , literally, almost out of time 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5732 Looks like our time is…all grown up. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5733 You're two minutes and 33 seconds over your Freudian hour. Don't make me tell your mother about this. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5734 Huge round window. What else can you do? I just have to remember to move the hands. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5735 I feel my masculinity is defibitely running out of time 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5736 I keep working and working on myself, but she just won’t give me the time of day. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5737 I think you're incurable, big time. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5738 Billing? Let's not talk about that. I find it counter-productive. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5739 Ah, Bob, I can see that we are pretty darn close to being out of time. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5740 It's always been wearable, said The Wall. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5741 So....you only have to think positive for seven more minutes according to my 'happy hour' timer. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5742 Time IS an object 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5743 Heavy is the price of the hand that go over. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5744 Time's up, Mr. Green, but, as I'm free, you can continue your kvetching for another hour. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5745 You have 57 second remaining for this week's session. We'll have to cover your panic attacks have my 2-week vacation. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
5746 Failing to meet our 2024 resolutions after just one week. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5747 We may as well wait out the rest of the year... 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5748 Although our time is not quite up, I'm calling the code due to the excessive sniveling. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5749 It helps some patients avoid last minute realizations only to be deferred to the next session. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5750 Yes, Mr. Thurman; the 50" minute aspect of our sessions probably don't need to be emphasized this much for you to make progress. Well, we are running over; see you next week at five. Shall we?" 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5751 I had that installed so there will be no further questions as to when your hour is up. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5752 The burden of time weighs heavy on my patients. Personally, I am burdened by Craigslist requests. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5753 So what is it about my tie that makes you think about role reversal? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5754 I charge by the hour, but really it’s only 53 minutes. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5755 I've heard it is related to a Mayan Calendar -- something ancient peoples used to record time. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5756 Doc, I just can’t shake the feeling that time is slipping away. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5757 I’m very glad Apple has finally broken into analog. 1.0882 0.02822 102 93 9 0
5758 Well, I guess I can't read it either... 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5759 The symbolism is that our lives are ticking away. And... your hour is almost up. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5760 But I thought we were only seconds from nuclear annihilation. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5761 Tell me about your mother’s watch… 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5762 Just 6 hours and 7 minutes more,hun! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5763 It will be 5:55 shortly, Bob. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5764 She: I see our time is almost up. He: What? Your so good at monitoring the time of these sessions. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5765 Ahh, we’re out of time. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5766 Parenting is hard. Try visualizing having more time for yourself... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5767 My designer said "scale creates impact." Obviously, it's a learned skill. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5768 No pressure- we have all the time in the world. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5769 Our session is almost over. Do you have anything to say? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5770 In seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds your carriage will be turning into a pumpkin. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5771 Do you think my new clock is distracting? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5772 We’ve made a huge breakthrough today! It seems your clock envy might trace all the way back to your first session here. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5773 Before, only the clock annoyed me here... 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5774 Not that were keeping track, but, is there anything else you would like to talk about in the next 6 minutes and 56 seconds. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5775 But you said, and I quote, “I just wanna Watch TV on Christmas!” 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5776 Doctor,I think I have Large-Clock-Seeing Disease 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5777 Why do you feel like time is running out? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5778 I'm sure you must think this is a much larger concern than it really is! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5779 NO, I don't dream about the clock. But I dream every night about the ticking. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5780 Sir,hello. I'm here to help you. However, dreaming isn't free in this wing. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5781 Really, that's stressful - tell me more next time 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5782 I am afraid we have to take your miseries to the next year tomorrow. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5783 Look, in case you haven't noticed, bud, times' about up. Better get a grip, pronto. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5784 Yeah, I get it. Hell, you can see from space that our time is almost up. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5785 My rate changes at 6 pm sharp. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5786 And how does that -TICK- and how does that -TOCK- and how that make you -TICK- feel? - TOCK 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5787 There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5788 Your 53 minutes are up. You can finish that sentence on your next appointment. 1.0870 0.03397 115 108 4 3
5789 Do you like jam or butter on your bread? 1.0870 0.04495 69 65 2 2
5790 Just like "Top Chef," on "Top Psychoanalyst" I have 50 minutes to listen and then blame your parents. Your time starts now. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5791 I’m charging you big time for this session. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5792 I think that we show a lot of self control by not drinking till 6PM ... 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5793 But I digress...let's talk about you! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5794 No... You won't be able to catch "Happy Hour"... 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5795 It's like Time marches on,but I just don't know what it means! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5796 Well, Mary, I see it is two minutes until our 55-minute time is up but since I WAS 1/2 an hour late, we'll go ahead and wrap it up now. How does that sound to you? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5797 You have exactly seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds left to tell me about your anxiety. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5798 Let’s wrap up all of your problems in the next seven minutes and get you out of here. 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5799 We've gone past the 50-minute hour 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5800 Uhuh, hmm, yeah, right, ok, time’s up! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5801 Yes, let’s call it a gift from the healthcare administrators. 1.0865 0.03089 104 96 7 1
5802 I see that our time is up 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5803 And could you rate that on a scale from 1 to 12? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5804 It's almost as if I can hear my internal clock tick. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5805 ¨Time really does fly when you are half asleep. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5806 Well, Mr. Levenbux, I think our time is up for today. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5807 It's there for those who always need to know the time. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5808 You charge by the minute and the big clock is not helping! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5809 I know I was late for our session but did you really have to hang up the Clock of Damacles? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5810 Tell me more about your new tic. 1.0857 0.04432 70 66 2 2
5811 Time's never up; you're in hell. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5812 And how does the passage of time make you feel? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5813 You have 7 minutes to tell me about your life after you fell for the cute girl in kindergarten. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5814 The large clock test gives an accurate reading of your mental health. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5815 Time waits for no breakthrough. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5816 It's about time you found something to replace that awful obelisk. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5817 It takes time to heal 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5818 That should cure your time blindness 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5819 As you can probably tell, there are no phones allowed. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5820 Shrink: 'While we're on the subject, what's got you all wound up?' 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5821 How far back in time do you want me to go? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5822 It's like the Doomsday Clock -- only just for our session. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5823 They say that time flies when you're having fun. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5824 Don’ worry. It’s just a more visual way of letting us know when our time is up.” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5825 Could you explain again why you feel pressed for time? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5826 Well, Rose, we finally made it big time. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5827 I prefer to keep the doctor/patient relationship formal. Please call me Dr. Quasimodo. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5828 Each line is another 25 bucks. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5829 Doc, I diagnose this clock with delusions of grandeur!" "Mr. Williams, what clock? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5830 ""That will assure that we have no disagreement on the billing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5831 The hands go around once every time you pleasure yourself. I use it in the office as a fan. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5832 I think. you know what I'm about to say. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5833 Well, this didn't work. Fortunately, it's almost time for a drink. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5834 You only have 8 minutes left before you have to admit that all your problems are your fault. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5835 It’s from my insurance provider! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5836 This is why you pay me the big bucks. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5837 “No, that’s not the doomsday clock.” 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5838 I'll discount your next bill if you wind my clock for me. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5839 Christ! What an asshole! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5840 I think you need an eye doctor more than a therapist. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5841 I figured I could ask for more money if my hours were bigger 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5842 They must really want us out by 10am. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5843 In about seven minutes you'll be exitentially free 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5844 And if we wait a few minutes, I think that’s time. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5845 The big hand is almost on the 12. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5846 Do you ever feel like you are pressed for time? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5847 ‘’I’d say it’s about time you wake up” 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5848 It appears you envy the big one. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5849 As you can see, we’re about eight inches over our time. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5850 Talk fast because at 6 pm I lose my license" 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5851 I like my patients to know how much time they could be spending literally anywhere else. 1.0833 0.03199 96 89 6 1
5852 Well, Robert, it looks like our time is up, a little to the right, and now seven feet in diameter. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5853 Five to six Prozacs may do the trick, give or take. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5854 NOW can you agree that I see our time is up? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5855 Time is on my side 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5856 Your problems are big time. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5857 Third date. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5858 Don’t worry about going over. I’ll keep track of time for our session 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5859 Your Nap will end in 6.5 minutes! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5860 I find it therapeutic to see the progress due to the passage of time during our sessions, even if your prognosis seems to be static. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5861 The hour hand is pointing at your feet! You know what that means!? It's time for me to SUCK ON YOUR TOES!!! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5862 Did you really just suggest “a place for everything and everything in time”? You couldn’t have told me that when we started? 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
5863 It’s about seven minutes to 6 PM. Don’t fret about it. You are not alone in not being tell time with analog clocks and watches. Time to get a digital one! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5864 Let's rock around the clock tonight. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5865 It’s certainly more into than your therapy. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5866 And now you have seven minutes left. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5867 Well, great! We just ticked along beautifully today, Barney! While I'm not, in the least, obsessively or neurotically fixated on your sessions time allotment, please know that you have 7 minutes and 52 seconds left to tock. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5868 Perhaps you could use your remaining eight minutes to discuss why you believe no one loves you. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5869 Be obsessed with time, let the others go. Then all will be well, because time passes. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5870 I can help but the process takes time. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5871 You should know that I charge by the second. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5872 Lying to me won't make the time go any faster. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5873 It's been stuck at that time for two days, you need to replace the battery. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5874 It REALLY looks like our time is up for today. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5875 Sometimes I feel that time’s weighing on me… 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5876 I’ve noticed a pattern in our conversations and it’s time we talked about it. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5877 I have one big hand and one small hand, I’m either too slow or too fast , but never enough! I feel like I’m just going in circles 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5878 Please ignore it, I am using it to track my menstrual cycles. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
5879 And remember, if I can’t resolve your issues with your dad at the end of this hour, your session is free! 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5880 Let's try again. What number is the big hand on? 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5881 Wrapping up....how do you see your therapy insurance coverage changing this year? 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
5882 "Excuse me Doctor, I go by William not Bill." ' 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5883 Tell me about your experience listening to King Bczzar on Reverbnation.com. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5884 It is abundantly clear…. you waste my time and your money. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5885 Larger…and faster. It’s all relative. Same old, same old. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5886 Soooo, that's all I wanted to share about my current issues. In our remaining time this hour, I would like to hear about what's troubling you .... 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5887 The clock gets bigger every time my rates go up. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5888 Tick, tick, tick, tick…..Go on. What were you saying? Tick, tick, tick. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5889 Try to wrap this up in the 7 minutes you have remaining. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5890 You're living on borrowed time. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5891 Only seven more minutes till Happy Hour! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5892 Your wife says it makes her feel self-conscious when you stare at her like that. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5893 I am legally obligated to tell you we are three minutes into my ooovertiiime raaate . . . 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5894 Seven minutes is more than enough to learn the worth of a while 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5895 Time marches onward at a relentless pace. So don't waste my time whining about your mother, father, wife, kids, friends, pets, health or career. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5896 Harvard and Yale? You've really made it big-time. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5897 Remember, no client's challenge under two minutes. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5898 It's almost time for the Bob Newhart Show. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5899 Regarding your chronophobia, have you ever considered exposure therapy? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5900 Yes, they are both big hands, but the larger of the two is the minute hand. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5901 Ok, I'm going to stop you here. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5902 We have about 8 minutes and 57 seconds left in your session, give or take. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5903 It appears that you are entering dream time. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5904 It's a reminder that I am in fact a successful TikToker. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5905 I just want you to stay aware of how much of my time you're wasting. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5906 Time and a half for overtime! Medicare has defined an hour as 37 to 45 minutes. 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
5907 Mr now tell me the time. Hey Doc you took a cab to make me see through the back of the clocktower just to tell you the time? That you could have asked me in clinic itself, Now please don't tell me to I have travelled time. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5908 this is to let my patients know I charge by the hour 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5909 Therapist: And it's gonna happen at six o'clock so you'd better buckle up 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
5910 Relax and learn how to live in the moment. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5911 IF MAX SCHERZER CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT. 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5912 Nap's over, Roger. We're running into golden time. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5913 No problem, as you can see we have plenty of time here. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5914 It's some retro-art-thingie I picked up. I think it came from one of those old bank places or something; who knows. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5915 I’d wrap it up before the end of the hour if I were you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5916 Trust me. I'm not trying to get rid of you. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5917 This tells you to put your mouth where your money is! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5918 Napping is the best therapy. But with the office closing in seven minutes, what does my therapist think? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5919 And I want to thank you for choosing me, the only therapist located on the other side of Big Ben… 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5920 Times up on our relationship. So we keep losing our tempers, fudge it! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5921 So we agree that the fundamental concept to your healing is that time is irrelevant. I cannot understand why you’re not improving… 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5922 That's just the doomsday clock. Your session still has time. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5923 Lately I have been feeling like I’m running out of time, you know? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5924 Can you tell me how it makes you FEEL? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5925 It’s just a subtle reminder that it’s a 50 minute hour. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5926 Daylight savings is really traumatic. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5927 I can relate, believe me, but I note that we have only 7 minutes and 57 seconds left to work out your obsessive compulsive disorder. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5928 I'll give you until 6:55 to let you process all of this. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5929 I see our time is just about up. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5930 And now, a word from our sponsor . . . 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5931 Maynard, should be talk about your unusual obsession with time? I don’t get it. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5932 'It's almost 5 o'clock somewhere." 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5933 Well, take your pick. Almost dinner or peace march time. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5934 There's no fast-food cures with therapy, but I think fries transference may be a thing at 6. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5935 Don't get fixated on the clock Mr Smith you still have 6 minutes 56 seconds of your time remaining 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5936 i hope Eric Wagner, Bensalem, Pa kills himself 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5937 . . and when Mickey's big hand hits twelve, my hourly fee goes up. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5938 There's something Freudian about the clock. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5939 « Listen, you have about 10 minutes left- just make something up because you seem pretty normal to me… » 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5940 Yeah, a patient with a Magritte complex and a lot of time on his hands gave it to me. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5941 I know I ran long last time, but this is not helping my anxiety! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5942 sometimes exposure therapy isn’t the answer 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5943 The concept of time for food is an abstract. Its always time to eat! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5944 And when I snap my fingers, you'll awake feeling refreshed, and no longer obsessed with the number 653. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
5945 By the way, just three minutes till you begin your end-of-session panic babble where you introduce the most emotionally difficult thing that’s happened all week. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5946 I just got this new ID, Ego, Super-Ego diagram for the office. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5947 Your time is really up, this is just a drawing ! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5948 Anything else you’d like to talk about before the clock symbolizing your mortality runs out? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5949 7 more minutes and 56 seconds Let's see, 60 seconds in a minute 60x7=420 ~ 420+56=476 Only 476 seconds to go... Can't wait for this session to end BIG TIME 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5950 While time and tide may not wait, overtime is icing.. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5951 Time's up?" Big time 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
5952 Because I told my college Sorority Sisters that I would make the big time, that's why! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5953 Soprano time 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5954 Suppertime. We’ll continue in bed. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5955 You're on the clock , but I am on Tic Toc. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5956 Time!!!! Let’s pick it up again next week.Will 5 work? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5957 Let's talk about another time in your life. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5958 We're making a breakthrough here but I still suggest we wrap up before it chimes at 6. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5959 Keep your pants on 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5960 I find our meetings very inspiring. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5961 It’s important to confront our fears in order to overcome them. Now, could you explain this “TikTok hate” you’ve been experiencing again? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5962 My mom always told me, 'time flies when you're lying still.' 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5963 It was on sale. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5964 You aren’t a business or a school, you don’t operate on an loop and you don’t get to say “Well, we posted a loss in 2023 but 2024 is looking bright.” All time is one unit if it’s a unit at all, there will be no reset, the damage will never end. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5965 Again, I apologize. My eye doctor won't return from vacation until Tuesday. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5966 SORRY, I SEE THAT OUR TIME IS UP. REALLY. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5967 But it didn't look that big when it was in Big Ben. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5968 I prefer your pocket watch technique. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5969 It's been a long day... why don't you be the doctor for a while... 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5970 Oh, that’s just a little something that makes /me/ feel grounded. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5971 This is my technique for disengaging my clients from the digital age 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5972 I didn't think Time Anxiety referred to post 9- 5 PTSD. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5973 When the clock strikes 12 the mouse will come down 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5974 Your health insurance provider says this will help your anxiety. 1.0792 0.03355 101 95 4 2
5975 Don't feel rushed. Time is on your side. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5976 So tell me more about your time-based anxiety 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5977 Tick, tock, Bob. Yes, you’re on the clock, but no pressure. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5978 While consciously you report a low (p)doom score, I can see from your unconscious clock that in just about six hours you’ll be predicting the end of humanity. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5979 If you never come back here, remember: You can’t hit the big time punching the clock.” 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5980 Why do I say denial? Because you have no idea of the time." 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5981 I’m sorry I’m so sorry. I’m chronically early among many other things. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5982 Therapist: Go at your own pace. I charge by the minute. 1.0784 0.03016 102 95 6 1
5983 I sometimes wonder if time is an illusion or a dimension. I suppose everything is relative and malleable in the universe but you will still owe me $495 plus tax when you wake up at six o’clock. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5984 We agreed to devote a portion of our time today to someone other than your mother. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5985 By maximizing our minute second thoughts, paronomasia therapy helps patients hit the big time. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5986 Time, Money, your demons...... 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5987 I have strict time limits for my sessions. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5988 as you can see here we are very focused on how much you pay and how we should not go over tim 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5989 I’m sorry, I only ever hear half of what you say over the second hand. How does that make you feel? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5990 Time for a Cool Change 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5991 It helps you confront your phobia that time exists. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5992 "It stems from my love of watching parking meters expire." 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5993 Please try not to watch the clock while you’re in therapy! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5994 it's mostly just a cover for my wass safe. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5995 Maybe we both just needed a nap...... 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5996 Time solves most problems,however yours is about up. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5997 You said in our last meeting that you were thinking about leaving your wife to pursue a huge clock so here you are. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5998 Tell me about the time" Ryan Rynn, New York, N 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5999 Is the six minutes and fifty-three seconds we have left enough time for you to help me find a way to confront passive aggressive behaviors? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6000 Time, time, time is on my side. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6001 And when you awaken,you will have no recollection of your past defusing bombs. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6002 I can feel the end of our session drawing near. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6003 I know our sessions are only 50 minutes, Susan. Let me just get out this last story. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6004 Unlocking the present, one session at a time – where time heals and understanding grows. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6005 No, I don't think we have time to get into your relationship with your mother-in-law today. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6006 This whole therapy thing just feels like clockwork 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6007 I give you more for your money. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6008 There lies your problems: six o'clock Wolf Blitzer the Situation Room. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6009 Your session ends at sex, I mean six. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6010 Close your eyes and pretend it's not their. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6011 You owe me big time for this. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6012 Are you familiar with the concept that time is relative? 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
6013 I am lost in time 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6014 Can you summarize your devastating relationship with your mother …please? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6015 It's to remind all my patients that I charge hourly fees. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6016 Think of it as The Wheel of Fortune. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6017 Hmm…what’s for dinner, dear? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6018 It's running fast...and large! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6019 Let's try our best to be mindful of the time now. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6020 It’s a big very accurate clock. It says your session ended 3 minutes 4 seconds ago. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6021 Time to crap my pants 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6022 I know, I always forget to set it back to Standard time in the fall. What’s wrong with me?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0769 0.04551 65 62 1 2
6023 Last time I checked, we're not getting any younger. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6024 I figured a two-minute warning adds drama to National Football League games, so why not up the intrigue with my patients? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6025 If you see a face at the center of the dial, then we must talk about how your father molested you. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6026 Our time will be up in seven minutes. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6027 It reminds me that our time on earth is precious and to be grateful for on-demand streaming. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6028 I'll start improving next year. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6029 Last week you said you always feel time pressure and I thought this would help. Now, finish your thought because the hour is almost up. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6030 Well, that's time. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6031 But Dave, time is passing before all our eyes 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6032 You see, there's only one thing that matters 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6033 The song goes, 'Time is on my side,' but I'd say we're more codependent.' 1.0769 0.04551 65 62 1 2
6034 I couldn't resist it - I have a Sieko-somatic condition. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6035 You know it’s almost five o’clock somewhere 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6036 The fact that you actually laid down on the couch tells me you are way too trusting 1.0769 0.04551 65 62 1 2
6037 I take issue with the notion that time is on my side." @newyorkercartoon 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6038 Oh that? Just ignore it. It’s only a little thing I use for billing. 1.0761 0.03180 92 86 5 1
6039 It's 50-minute timer, so it's almost 13 o'clock. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6040 Speak or let your life time run out. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6041 Ok, you’ve got seven minutes to tell me your life story! 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6042 Now, when Vecna comes, make sure you tell him it's ok to be afraid. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6043 At your age, you really needn't be compensating. . 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6044 So how long have you been fantasizing about being Flavor Flav? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6045 Do you see the end of an era or the first day of the rest of your life? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6046 Modern art reminding us that time is just a concept. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6047 You have a great big clock because you're my therapist and therapists like to say "our time is up!" So you can say it and there will be absolutely no question, I won't be able to argue with you about the time at all because of this great big clock! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6048 You've got eight minutes to start the rest of your life. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6049 When did you first notice this obsession with time?" 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6050 No need for a watch!!! 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6051 You say she criticizes you for overlooking the obvious. By the way, do you know what time it is? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6052 I brought in a comically large clock to help with your fear of death. Time’s ticking, John. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6053 My goodness! Where did the time go? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6054 I’m thinking I may have to switch to a therapist who is more digital. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6055 I am confused. Is this a test? Do you want me to tell you what I see or what my other self sees outside the building. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6056 We’re having an abbreviated session today. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6057 When you're ready, we'll see the hourglass. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6058 Let's talk about a happier time. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6059 I know we’re working on getting screen time down, but everything reminds me of TikTok 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6060 Let’s say you had seven minutes left to pay your bill. How do you think you’d be paying that? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6061 ...and since then I've never been 'a little late ' 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6062 I get it, you get paid by the millisecond 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6063 What else do you normally do at this time? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6064 I though you could use an extra 3 minutes to thoroughly avoid your issues. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6065 It's almost 6 o'clock. Would you like your martini with gin or vodka to celebrate that disclosure? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6066 Wakey wakey! Your 13 hour session is almost over. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6067 Eyes down here. You know, a watched clock never moves. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6068 It's not a boy clock or a girl clock. It's a transitioning in time clock" 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6069 Were done. My hour rate is now 50 minutes, not 55. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6070 Tracking large hands to instill timely response 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
6071 No, no, please go deeper into those feelings. After the first 50 minutes, I charge by the second. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6072 Five more sure, but I need to remind you that billing is by the minute. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6073 It's Chicago time! "Seven to six do you want more?" 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6074 I’ve been feeling like I’m at 6’s and 7’s. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6075 Yes, time has no limit. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6076 So, as this session is drawing to close with a collective, let us understand what you're saying. You have been cast as The Groundhog, and you believe our interplanetary collective...what??? 1.0746 0.04417 67 64 1 2
6077 Don’t worry we have plenty of time to spare and heck, even some to giveaway. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6078 Sorry, I'll have to charge you an additional $225 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6079 tick talk to me 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6080 How do you feel about big clocks? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6081 You're not alone in having big time problems, Jeff. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6082 I'll now rewind the clock to uncover the underlying meaning of your dream. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6083 Could YOU be on time if you had 3 hands? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6084 In my professional opinion, you have big-time problems. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6085 Can't you tell? I'm out of the casino. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6086 Why do *you* think you have an obsession with time? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6087 I use military time. Can you tell me if this is AM or PM? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6088 Let’s go, the clock is ticking. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6089 Looks like you've hit the big time 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6090 when my therapist starts talking about the new year resolutions of last year 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6091 Be quick. You only have 7 minutes to tell all. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6092 Now you have got less than seven minutes to talk about your mother. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6093 It arrived last night & it hasn’t ticked yet. How does that make you feel? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6094 Just 7 minutes and 56 seconds, and you can be crazy again 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6095 …and this week it’s become a giant imaginary clock? This is a breakthrough. Our “L” therapy is working… 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6096 One of my modalities is time travel to help you heal mommy issues. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6097 they say time heals all wounds so i got a big clock for you, just to be safe 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6098 Don't be alarmed to see Mr. Kong's eye at his 6 o'clock appointment. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6099 If you can tell us what time it is, we put you in a mental institution. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6100 I heard you were some kind of big time therapist. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6101 Don't worry Mr. Smith! It is only a big time dream! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6102 Perhaps we need to discuss your feelings about my impending retirement. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6103 I have that clock there so I can keep track of how much I'm billing. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6104 Never enough .... eeh 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6105 Spit It Out, Man, SPIT IT OUT! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6106 In the summer I attach the millisecond hand... no need for air conditioning! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6107 At least it’s not a cuckoo clock. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6108 Pick any fifty. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6109 It’s a daily reminder that this job doesn’t actually help me see things any clearer. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6110 Tell me, why do you think you are so focused on the passage of time? 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6111 Please finish your story, there are only seven minutes left in your hour and I have much feedback to give you! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6112 An example of problem solving? How about when I moved to a state that doesn't switch back and forth between standard and daylight savings time?" 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6113 You're falling deeper...and deeper...until you finally ask, "What's more important, the size or the motion?" 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6114 It all started with my fear of clocks. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6115 It's just a little reminder of how much you're paying me with every tic of the minute hand. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6116 I see by the clock on the wall,our session is over. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6117 Only six hours left in this bum year of the rabbithat never did get off on his family hop! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6118 OK, we've still got seven more minutes, what else do you need me to bill you for, 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6119 Did the big hand just move back a minute? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6120 A few more minutes and you can go back to IG. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6121 How long does it usually take to conclude that I'm the problem? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6122 You may have noticed, your hour's about up... 1.0722 0.03020 97 91 5 1
6123 Next time we need to get into your father's drunken abuse more deeply . .. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6124 You have seven minutes to decide where to take me for dinner. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6125 Only lawyers are so small minded to bill by the word. We do it by the second. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6126 They mistakenly oversized the clock instead of my diplomas. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6127 Time waits for no one, so for God’s sake let it all out! 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6128 I don't hold with relativity. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6129 Uhhhhhhhh,I think it 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6130 I see you've been experiencing 'big-time anxiety'. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6131 I’ve got a few more minutes to catch up on my reading. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6132 Sorry, that’s all the time we have. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6133 The passage of time has become unbearable? What do you think might be triggering this? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6134 Let's talk more about that in 5... 4... 3... 2..." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6135 It's the newest in my art collection: 'Death Approaches' by Ang Zietty. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6136 My therapist thinks I'm too passive aggressive. 1.0714 0.03324 98 93 3 2
6137 Similar to your issues, time is relative. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6138 Super reminder of when we stop and my hourly rates. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6139 That clock was drawn by a group of precocious first graders in Schenectady 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6140 Now you can be sure the billable hours are correct. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6141 My fear of giant clocks started when I was 12. 1.0714 0.04230 70 67 1 2
6142 That's your personal doomsday clock. We still have a few minutes. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6143 You've got problems big time! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6144 Вut I swear that there was never a clock in my room! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6145 I think it really times the room together. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6146 Wait until the bell in this tower starts ringing - that's a real wake-up call. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6147 I see we’ve gone over your time. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6148 This way all my patients know exactly how much time we have left. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6149 Well Mr. Lloyd, you COULD do that but I use it to remind you that we're at the end of our time for this week. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6150 Don't worry about the time, an alarm will go off when the session ends. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6151 My tummy is grumbling, it's nearing six 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6152 To go on with the father image: you're being held between the hands, until it's 6:30, then, hold on. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6153 The clock's face on the upper right is when it's a good idea to have a Free Beer. The lower left is also a good time to have a Free Beer. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6154 TikTok time amok 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6155 Please let me know if you would like to review the hourly rate. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6156 This is helpful as I live in a circe of doo 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6157 I thought the session was to grow to fill the time. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6158 Time is a big construct in your wall 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6159 Some patients couldn’t take the hint when I asked them what they were doing this weekend. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6160 Time out. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6161 Therapist: 'It's been an hour, and all he's dreamt about is redecorating this room. Time to wake up this Sleeping Beauty. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6162 You're fine. How am I? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6163 Let’s dive into your fear of time passing for exactly 10 minutes and 52 seconds. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6164 So when you say “time is on my side” you mean my left side. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6165 I got it online from Ambienzon 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6166 Well, as we see, we're getting close to 55 minutes. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6167 I think after today's session we can move your doomsday clock back another minute. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6168 One of my old patients with a bad case of penis-envy obviously misunderstood me. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6169 No, I don't hear any ticking sounds. I'm afraid your condition is getting worse. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6170 Freud's fear of number 62 pales in comparison to SEVEN more minutes of mommy whining. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6171 I’m afraid we’re at the end of the hour. Perhaps your fear of aging is where we can pick up next week. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6172 "Let's resume exploring your acute sense of mortality next session." 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6173 Therapist: is important to take a big time for reflection. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6174 Just my reminder for how much time I have before next Christmas. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6175 And so, it's not time you fear. It's overtime. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6176 You think your life is hanging halfway now, but that clock's life has been hanging halfway since it was manufactured. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6177 This therapy has helped me big time! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6178 Don’t worry my hourly rate isn’t that big! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6179 Does she know this doesn’t count towards increasing billable time? 1.0690 0.03579 87 83 2 2
6180 Your analogy ‘8 seconds on a bull/8 minutes on my couch’ is hurtful. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6181 It feels like the walls are closing in on me. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6182 Time drags 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6183 I have just over 7 minutes left to not respond to your free associations. I really don't understand why some people think this is not a helpful treatment. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6184 We'll have to stop because of time... 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6185 It’s not a phallic symbol, just my reminder to eat lunch. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6186 It's to remind you that your progress is a matter of time. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6187 Looks like our time is up - congrats, you can now cheekily mention how you go to therapy in your Hinge profile. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6188 Look! It’s the second coming of ski-sus! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6189 Sorry, I lost track of time--your session is almost up." 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6190 I think we should dedicate my last seven minutes to a silent world healing meditation, 🇮🇱 ☮️ 🇵🇸. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6191 I find it helps people remember that we have 50 minute hours in therapy. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6192 If that big clock does not heal your trauma you might have to tattoo it on your face 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6193 Thought we’d give Tiktoc a try, don’t know what all the fuss is about 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6194 This one runs backwards. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
6195 Two more minutes; this practice charges for 55-minute hours. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6196 That means it's time for your big time... but in seven minutes. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6197 Figuring out analog clocks might be a good place to start. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6198 I do not wanna fuck my mother" - Tony Soprano It seems we have the same problem; friends that are late 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6199 Yes, my office is inside a clock tower. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6200 Just as time is money, big clocks correspond to big money. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6201 which one is the hour hand? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6202 When your therapist maintains a tight schedule. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6203 I think we are both noticing big time improvement in your overall well being. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6204 I put in it for my clients who want to complain about work. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6205 Say Hi! to Big Ben. He's kinda facing an existential crisis. But no worries, he'll keep a track of yours too :) 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6206 Its battery is as big as a rocket 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6207 Just thought, in fairness, I'd remind you I bill in 60-second increments. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6208 It's in direct proportion to my fee. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6209 You are on the clock! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6210 Not just our session,it looks like your time is almost up! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6211 You yourself are not beyond time/ space. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6212 I’ve grown accustomed to its Meta. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6213 Let’s wrap up in one minute so we can bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6214 If you can read my mind, what time am I thinking of? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6215 Well the big clock of fate says your time is almost up so I guess we should wrap up. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6216 Just 8 more minutes until my Tik Tok break 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6217 Time really is on your side, you know. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6218 Wake up sir, our time is up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6219 Can we explore your session-ending gong paranoia? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6220 You should get one. Many of my male clients experience less social anxiety with a huge clock. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6221 Your resolve to have more time for yourself seems to be really paying off. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6222 Times UP … and to the left 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6223 My...how time flies...when you're being shunned! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6224 This time however, the clock is on YOU 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6225 Hours, minutes, seconds, … might an Instant hand be valuable? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6226 Why do you feel fixated in time? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6227 Time is of the essence, hands down. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6228 We've been encouraged to explore how Tik Tok affects mental health. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6229 ..and at twelve it moans 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6230 It's a memento to the poor chap who finally fell off. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6231 Hmm, you have another $150 worth of time today 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6232 Well, it certainly covers up the hole from the old nail in the wall. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6233 Title: "Techie Tensions" Panel 1: [Office setting with computers and stressed employees] Caption: "In a world of ones and zeros..." Panel 2: [Two coworkers talking, one holding a tangled mess of wires] Alex: "My life is a mess, just like these cabl 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6234 Oh look. It’s almost time for my impending doom 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6235 We all are different but we all are the same 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6236 Let's try to work on your rambling digressive incoherence. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6237 There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight❣️ 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
6238 And how persistent is this feeling that you can't do it all before you run out of time? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6239 Our time today is almost—” “I KNOW 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6240 I want to be helpful "big time" 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6241 You have big problems and I am a big time therapist. What can possibly go wrong? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6242 Is this "clock" is bigger than mine??? 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6243 It’s scaled to how much you’re paying 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6244 'Not to worry, your insurance provides ten minute's free time for your first visit' 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6245 I can't stop thinking about how my time is almost to an end. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6246 I never seem to have the time of my life. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
6247 Don't worry about that, it's just tick and tocking? 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
6248 You're in a deep sleep... Imagine the good times. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6249 Your internal clock is shot to hell” 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6250 You've got 7 minutes to have a breakthrough. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6251 I find, you must start by imagining what you want most. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6252 Both of my diplomas are forgeries. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6253 Just give me the TLDR version. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6254 Time heals all wounds, but yours are particularly deep 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6255 All I know is that our time is almost up. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6256 do we start at 6 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6257 Hurry up, you only have seven minutes left. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6258 I guess we can both see our time is almost up. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6259 I know it appears unethical but I never would have been able to afford a clock that large without the tip jar. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
6260 Time is just an illusion, simply a linear agreement, so tell me, how is your carbuncle? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6261 I’m confident this therapy can help with your time blindness. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6262 A clock? Nah! Since you like my perfect abstract of Da Vinci’s 'Vitruvian Man' that appears hourly at seven before the hour, I’ll see you next week, same time! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6263 Sorry I barked at you last night. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6264 I accept Paypal and Venmo. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6265 That? It’s an analog clock. When the big arrow reaches the top, it’s six o’clock and this session is over. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6266 As I always say, nothing is permanent, everything changes. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
6267 Sorry, your insurance only pays for a 53 minute session 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6268 Holy fucking shit, look at the goddamn time, Jesus fucking Christ on a shitting ass cracker. 1.0619 0.02862 97 92 4 1
6269 Yes, it's Kirstin's clock! 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6270 Didn’t Teddy Roosevelt say to speak softly, nod a lot and hang a big clock in your practice, or something like that? 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
6271 I'm so glad both of us can see what time it is without our glasses. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6272 It's a great watch, but I found it's a tad too big for my wrist. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
6273 My sessions never run late since I took this office big time. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6274 Woops! Almost missed it. Time's up. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6275 Mmm, no - the chaise doesn't scream 'San Francisco Penthouse' loudly enough" 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6276 It’s a reminder as to where both your time and money are going. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6277 You can talk for three more minutes and then start writing your check. Fred hofheinz, Indianapolis, Indiana 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6278 Yea, but shouldn’t I be in your chair? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6279 You've spent most of the hour sleeping today. I charge extra for that. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6280 You seem to be obsessed with time! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6281 I see that our time has run out. How do you feel about your current relationship with Venmo? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6282 Now, do you understand that time is on your side. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6283 The sweep hand created a small whirlwind,so yes this one clicks. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6284 Therapist thinking: “just waiting to charge this mental case for their 45 min of nonsense.” 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6285 Well, that will be $500, and after I factor in your insurance your total comes to…$1,800. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6286 Seven more minutes but we MUST be out of here by six. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6287 It’s a visualization technique. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
6288 Daylight Savings Time can’t return soon enough. I’m so over clients nodding off right when getting to the good part. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6289 Well, Bob, we’re three minutes past your 50-minute session, not to be obsessive about it, but time to wrap it up…NOW!” 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6290 You have seven and a half minutes to tell me your life history. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6291 You have 7 minutes left to tell me which hand you most identify with. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6292 My last blog post went viral and launched my practice into the big time. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6293 They no longer have anything to say to each other. Just like any couple thats been together for a long while. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6294 I want you to know I don 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6295 Well, it looks like it’s about that time. Let’s pick this up again next week. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6296 If you schedule next week for 10 o’clock it will smile at you by 10:10. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6297 Clock watchers pay for a lot of silent time 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6298 Ok, go to church...........byebye 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6299 Oh I guess if you choose a watch this big, it's not to sleep till late the morning, doesn't it darling! Darling?... I lost him! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6300 Dream on, Bob, but size really doesn't matter. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6301 My patients fit into two groups, those who say ,“It’s 7 minutes before 6:00” and those who say, “What time is it?” For the former, there’s really nothing I can do. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6302 I see what you mean about your issues being "big time." 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6303 Your time is almost up. How do you feel about that? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6304 More appropriately termed, an unhappy hour. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6305 I see by the clock on the wall that we still have 7 minutes on your co-pay. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6306 It’s a way to bill more time.” 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6307 Okay Mr. Collins, time to get up from your nap. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6308 I have to stop us… 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6309 I'm sorry but you only have seven more minutes to tell me why so many people hate you. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6310 "While you were sleeping, your wife called. I told her to call back in seven minutes." 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6311 Okay…next topic…your time anxiety…tell me about it…you have eight minutes…go. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6312 I can understand how you don't want your to patients to terminate therapy, but actively inducing my anxiety sure does seem unethical 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6313 Looks like SOMEONE failed the dementia test! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6314 It reminds me to post the stuff you say on Tik-Tok. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6315 Time may well be a subjective and human-made illusion, but you try and tell that to Mr Clock. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6316 I usually charge in fifteen minute blocks - and you’ve been here eight minutes so far - but tell me more about your anxieties. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6317 It's going to happen to you too, if you are lucky and don't die young. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6318 Well I find that it helps remind patients to wrap up their respective catharses in 55 minutes or less. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6319 No,I don’t believe any one has ever had a really big time in here. 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
6320 When’s lunch? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6321 You were saying it all started at 12. Tell me more. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6322 Aaaand, time to check my UPS package, thanks see you next week. 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
6323 So. Does the clock make you contemplate your mortality? Or just that you have seven minutes left in your session? 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6324 Why do you feel like everyone is big-timing you? 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6325 Wow. It's looming down on us. Your time's definitely running out. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6326 I don't want you to feel rushed, but your session is almost up 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6327 Mr. Johnson,we both know the session is over. Open your eyes,look at the giant clock,and go 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6328 Please don’t tell me that you didn’t realize that your time was almost up! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6329 I'll have what she's having 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6330 When there’s … nothing … left … … to … … … … say. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6331 Good habits might begin with making time louder, reminding you it's 'like a taskmaster with a whip,' as Schopenhauer says. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
6332 You need a vacation. Big time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6333 I was just informed I'm no longer in your insurance's network. If you want to continue, that will be $300 for your last five minutes. Thanks, and good luck. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6334 „Daylight Savings is a big problem for all us.“ 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6335 Two minutes left in your therapeutic hour. Anything else you wanna get off your chest? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6336 Yes, we all feel that this time is too much! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6337 Don't let it distract you from on-the-clock to under. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6338 I don't know why, but I always feel pressure to make progress in in one session. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6339 My...how time flies when your having SHUN! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6340 So, when you were a child, did the big hand always signal danger in your household? Can you elaborate on that in the last two seconds that we have?” 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6341 Sorry your disease is chronic. “I’ll wait” 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6342 Four hundred and twenty seconds,four hundred and nineteen seconds,four hundred and eighteen seconds..... 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6343 Our session is coming to an end. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6344 My therapist recommended it to help set boundaries with my yammering patients 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6345 Bitch, how the fuck should I know? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6346 Wake up, Mr. Zwermalman. You are already two-and-a-half minutes into your next 50-minute hour. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6347 I had to really anchor it to the wall to keep it from flying away. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6348 As you can clearly see we have gone over our therapy hour 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6349 Relax! You have 10 minutes until you’re anxiety attack. 1.0556 0.03901 72 70 0 2
6350 I'm love of my degrees but I'm proudest about how much money they let me make an hour. 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
6351 Outdoors, it is a bright cold day in Nineteen Eighty-Four. Why wait for the big clock to strike thirteen? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6352 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6353 I decided on a 'David and Lisa' theme for the office How does that make you feel?? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6354 This way we get to spend more time together, or something.* *Einstein, A. (1915) 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6355 You said you were 'dreadfully nervous,' yet the ticking didn't bother you. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6356 I’m fine…I mean, it’s time! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6357 So, dad, how does it feel to see the tables have turned? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6358 Yes, you have to be home by 6. You are doing great! Your first treatment for allegrophobia is almost complete. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6359 oops, sorry Doc, I see we ran over. What'll I owe you? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6360 You realize your three minutes and 3 seconds of overtime has no significance whatsoever! 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6361 Certificates can’t help you assist people when you count the minutes to stop listening to them. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6362 Why does it run backwards? To reduce your stress. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
6363 It was a gift from the patient that follows you on the couch. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6364 I tried a 24 hour clock, but it was too off-putting. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6365 Two more minutes and I'll be at peace. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6366 Well, as you can see, we are at time” 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6367 I don’t know, sometimes it feels like I’m making too big of a deal out of things 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6368 Eight minutes on the clock, so what's your story? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6369 OMG - Is he the real winner? 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
6370 How can I explore my childhood trauma in only 8 minutes? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6371 Sometimes we make unkind assumptions about what matters most to another person. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6372 Hour's up! We had a big time today, didn't we? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6373 Looks like, that’s our time. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6374 I can't write a script for Sertraline, how about some Sartre? I'm a philosophical practitioner, not a psychiatrist. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6375 Yeah,I guess it is a nice clock 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6376 Honey baby doll. Ish amosh 'booz-oclock : )) 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6377 Lately, I just feel like my time is running out. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
6378 According to my watch, our little session here has come to a lapse. Windup and we’ll resume next time. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6379 Well it time to get up and start the New Year! Dinners ready!! 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6380 Play it again Sam, you may get it right this time 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6381 You don’t have to stop crying, but you can’t stay here. 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6382 Close your eyes. Take a few deep breaths. Feel the seat beneath you, and notice any sounds." TICK . . . TOCK 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6383 You'll know the hypnosis is taking effect when it starts melting. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
6384 Do you really need a wake-up call as well? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6385 Honey I believe that you bought a clock that's as big as the one we saw in Roma 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6386 So as you can see, Epstein didn't kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6387 Anything more for the few ponderous moments we have left? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6388 Yeah, plans are plans, but what’s really on the calendar in your new year? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6389 Oh, it's just there to remind me that every tick brings us closer to our deaths. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6390 Eight minutes 'til happy hour. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6391 It's 5:52. 8 minutes to 6 for you left-handers. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6392 No, I don’t want to have sex with you. I said “Gee, I never realized how big that CLOCK was.” 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6393 I know what you are thinking so let’s just call it quits. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6394 ....so there is no descrpetensy after you see your bill. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
6395 On the face of it, second chances seem like our best way to tick through minute changes... oh damn! Your décor is winding me up again. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6396 Time looms large when you're feeling gloomy. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6397 MY therapist told me to set stricter limits. This seems to help…. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
6398 Let's work on enjoying the moment we're in and not the ones yet to come. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6399 I feel gaslighted by the clock: It keeps telling me it's only telling me about the present, but it also keeps threatening me that it would run away... 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6400 We have seven minutes left to probe your deepest intimate and vulnerable personal issues. Ready... set.... GO!! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6401 You need to update your tiktok app. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6402 So why do you say our sessions seem to drag on? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6403 No I’m not calculating how much time is left 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6404 Not getting your full hour seems bigger than it should be. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6405 We’re out of time. Let’s discuss your fascination with your first grade teacher next week. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6406 Did you ever feel like no one is paying attention to you and that they are more concerned about time management then your own welfare? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6407 You can see why I charge so much for my time. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6408 ...Your time is almost up..and ye, the clock is really that big. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6409 Let's not get carried away here... 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6410 'Let's beginning...if you could turn back time (in Cher's voice)... 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6411 Going back to reality, remember that time is just an illusion. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6412 So what were you saying about feeling like life is passing you by? ….oh sorry that’s all we have time for. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6413 You don't have to super size everything. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6414 Mr. Jones your story is important, so don't be distracted by the loud ticking, we believe it helps patients zero in on their problems. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6415 We’re not here to discuss whether I’m overcompensating. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6416 Just wanted it to be clear that happy hour starts at six. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6417 ....That day when you finally asked for a refund...."It was a really close call. Mickey Mouse watch or Thermal-Nuclear Holocaust Count Down Clock. You like it??!" 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6418 I knew she loved me 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
6419 You are a bit of a peculiar orthodontist. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6420 Your hour is not up but my patience is! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6421 Why can’t I remember: leftie loosie , rightie tightie! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6422 I'm thinking of trading it in for an analog. What do you think? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6423 …and I haven’t even covered my day past breakfast yet 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
6424 It’s my job to find out what makes you tick. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6425 Don't worry about the clock. Your insurance will cover the session. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6426 This is the reason for my anxiety 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6427 Think 'Checkovian' short story ... not everything has meaning. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6428 I'm glad to see you're still big in the analog world. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6429 Sorry, I have a 50-minute bottom! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6430 That, my depressed friend, is your doomsday clock. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6431 There's no time to do stuff if it's all in a loop twice a day 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6432 : it’s hard to think of anything but my next meal. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6433 Let’s see if we can’t wrap up your mother then in seven minutes. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6434 Do you know what time it is? 1.0476 0.02887 84 81 2 1
6435 Its a good thing your appointment wasn't at ten o'clock. Ten bells is a lot to get used to. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6436 Your session is almost up big time! 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
6437 The large clock clock makes you appreciate how much time we devote to your cure. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6438 It is a stark reminder that "too much time," on our hands, is the root cause of all our problems! Oh, look at the time! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6439 Oh that - it’s just a little reminder of how little time we actually have, how short and meaningless our lives truly are - but we’re off topic; please continue with your relationship with your mother. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6440 Let’s just stare at the clock until the world demands a ceasefire. #freepalestine #🍉 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6441 Well let’s see how much time we have left 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6442 @miatai2569 “Are you still anguished about the passing of the time?” 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6443 - And then she talked about what a good man I am, once again! - Excellent! - Do you want to know what she said? - Yes, Mr. Big, we still have a few minutes. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6444 That? It's just a countdown clock until I can retire away from so much useless anguish and so many bruised egos. Now where were we? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6445 Times almost up! I can sin again ! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6446 And when the clock strikes 1 second after 6 you'd better be gone or I'm billing you for another hour !!! 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6447 You're already three minutes into overtime,but I'll give you two more to thrill me with a therapeutic epiphany you arrive at on your own. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6448 Patient: I still have seven more minutes! Therapist: Okey, you keep talking, I’ll be right back. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6449 So your father is a "big time looser" and your mother is a "borderline passive agressive manipulator"; tell me about your childhood. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6450 ...and now I can feel even the clock is asking me why 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6451 Time really is a flat circle. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6452 You should feel very proud that your watch is responding so positively to the therapy sessions. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6453 The Big Clock is Watching 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6454 Mhmm. Mhmm. Time heals everything. Mhmm. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6455 You have 1 minute and 57 seconds left to eradicate your anxiety. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6456 our boss is a computer. it says immersive art is good for the soul. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
6457 No Cathy, like I said before it’s not a countdown clock to your middle age crisis. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6458 Your trauma will take a while to unpack, but it looks like your appointment ends in 15 seconds. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6459 Don’t worry, it’s fast by only five minutes 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6460 Yes, we have seven minutes. Talk fast, or you will forget it and won't remember when you are here for the next visit. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6461 A little self-disclosure, I do worry about running out of things to talk about with my clients. I thought it could serve as a conversation piece. Do you think it’s too much? 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
6462 I am always confused as to which hand is the hour hand and which hand is the minute hand - either way, I am late for my next appointment! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6463 You've paid for the full hour. Was there something else you want to say today? I'm listening." 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6464 It's proportional with my fee. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6465 I guess it sort of looks like your father. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6466 All the better for you to see my hourly fee charges and not waste my time. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6467 Welp, your Sports Betting Addiction & Paranoia session is two and a half minutes into Overtime. (Air Horn! Air Horn!) Refer to your contract, and Pay Up, Or Else! as you leave. Oh! Have a nice day, and be careful. It's freakin' Dangerous out there! 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
6468 Let's go back to exploring the possible reasons your wife thinks you need therapy. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6469 Ignorance is bliss. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6470 if you continue to sit here i'll call a police ! and why dont you go somewhere else ? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6471 The tick behind the TV 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6472 Alright we have just enough minutes left to discuss all the times you felt seen this week 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6473 The clock crows when your time is up... 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6474 So, as you can see, next week’s session is going to be shortened by 13 minutes. 1.0441 0.03269 68 66 1 1
6475 Yes…the Second Hand is the Third Hand; and the Third Hand is the Secound Hand; but, let's just let that be "hour" little secret. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6476 You're still doing a lot better than the Doomsday Clock. 1.0435 0.04348 46 45 0 1
6477 Go ahead and laugh. What do you know of love? 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
6478 Even this gargantuan clock can't make him face time! Did Freud resort to such tactics, I wonder? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6479 The knowledge of death shapes our lives. So does my clock. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6480 Tell me more about your dreams of making out with me big time. Why do you think you're having them? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6481 Let’s explore why you have this constant feeling of FOMO. 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
6482 I'm constantly trying to outrun the warped Doomsday Clock 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6483 Where I studied, the "Witching hour" was the best time for therapy. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6484 it's a poster from norwika, everyone has one 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6485 It’s weird. Ever since I got this giant wall clock, all I ever hear from my patients is “tick tock, tick tock!?” 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
6486 They say a watched clock can cause one to toil 1.0435 0.03222 69 67 1 1
6487 I've hit the mandatory about of time together needed to bill you. See you next week. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6488 I have a pizza being delivered at 6; would you like to stay for dinner? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6489 Don’t think of it as the end of our session. Think of it as the Denouement 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6490 Doc, Do you really think I said you need a big cLock? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6491 Wake up!! you have to leave in two minutes! 1.0423 0.03131 71 69 1 1
6492 That’s not how captions on Instagram work, but . 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6493 The passage of time just always seems to be in my face. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6494 Oh, we're out of time...that was quick. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6495 I try to be transparent with my patients about how I view the work. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6496 This 'Tik Tok', is it in the room with us now? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6497 I swear it was 4:20 five minutes ago. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6498 I’ll listen to the tragedy of your childhood but it cannot take longer than seven minutes. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6499 Now that she's 21, maybe we could downsize. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6500 I hope they don't oversleep again. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6501 You have less than 420 seconds left. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6502 You’ve got seven minutes left. Can you speak a bit quicker? 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6503 I know time flies; time is of the essence; it’s the time of the season; if I could save time in a bottle; it’s my time to shine; …but how do we interpret this ?! 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6504 Clock's bigger than my ambition, Doc! 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6505 I was going to find my missing watch but I could never find the time 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6506 You may have noticed it's time to start winding this down. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6507 Isn’t it time to retire these quack gags? 1.0385 0.03846 52 51 0 1
6508 Do you want to waste every second,make the most of every minute,or pay me by the hour? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6509 Tell me about your mother, again. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6510 You can go forward or backwards and get the same results 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6511 A watched clock always ticks. Unlike that lazy pot that won't boil damn it! 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6512 Clocking in on yourself more often is of the essence. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6513 I guess those extra four years of school you took to become a therapist awarded you, big time. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6514 And your hour starts... now! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6515 Given that you talked about your aching problem for about 6 minutes, I'm going to turn a somersault for you to make you feel better. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6516 She: It's staring you in the face. He: Well I know . . . It's just that I've never noticed it before. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6517 Analysis paralysis! Wake up! Your session ended 3 minutes ago! Remember I charge by the minute! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6518 TICK TOCK TICK TOCK, GERALD,” the Ghost of Christmas Future intoned against the way too heavy-handed backdrop 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6519 Doc, don't project. You're the one with clock envy. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6520 So, you're upset about feeling like time is passing you by? How do you *feel* about it? Maybe you're just anxious. We can start you on some medications. . . 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6521 Rest here as long as you wish after the session; but we must charge you by the minute 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6522 Now that we've dealt with your issues, I need to go home, pour myself, a stiff drink, and deal with mine 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6523 Counting Biden's increasing senility by the second now honey? 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6524 That's a clock -- I know it doesn't look like anything you're used to. But I find it restful to have something old-fashioned in the room." 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6525 Your own personal Doomsday Clock now says over 6 hours ‘til midnight, so I think we’re done here. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
6526 The Doomsday Clock proved to be somewhat negative for my clients, so I traded it in for the Doomsdinnertime Clock. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6527 You have six minutes and fifty-seven seconds left on this session. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6528 We can’t progress with the therapy if you continue sleeping 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6529 I think exposure therapy will help your midlife crisis. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6530 When the two arrows point to you it reminds you of your self-worth AND your session is over. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6531 It’s important to remain goal-oriented. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6532 To be fair, it looked much less intimidating in the online photos. Kinda like your covert narcissism, wouldn’t ya say, Ray? 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6533 D’you reckon it means something? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6534 Yes, time looms large. We'll talk more about that next week. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6535 How much time we got left on this sesh?” “About a couple minutes.” “Lemme bust this freestyle then.” 1.0339 0.03390 59 58 0 1
6536 Indeed, the Dollar hand does rotate right smartly, so as to discourage excess prolixity. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6537 Could your emerging obsession with the sturdiness of walls have anything to do with your debilitating FOMO problem? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6538 Very perceptive. I am a clock sucker. 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6539 As you can see, our time is up 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6540 I feel like… I’m on my way, I’m making it. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6541 I'm sorry, but our time was up 2 minutes and 4 seconds ago. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6542 Your fifty minute hour is up. Next week, keep an eye on the clock. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6543 Your time was up a while back but don't rush out...... I bill 3X for overtime 1.0317 0.03175 63 62 0 1
6544 So, at the top of the hour you're going to finally reveal what how to cure me? Then you're going to give me my final bill! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6545 Clock big anxiety bigger 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6546 I realize it's not subtle but too many of my clients are going over. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6547 Sometimes we sleep, but we shouldn't go too deep in the dreams. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6548 I'm quite certain we'll come to a conclusion in seven or eight minutes." (please attribute to Chuck Borghese, Columbus, OH 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6549 Looks like we’re almost out of time. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6550 Why yes, Your almost into overtime. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6551 BUT I WANTED THE ONE WITH ALL THE WEATHER DO-DADS!" Fun and games at the Retirement Home 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6552 Let’s put off living in the now for some other time. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6553 I only wish they added AM,PM,Day of the week,and Date 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6554 You're just imagining that the hour isn't over yet. We've already run out of time for this session. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6555 Doc, I understand you’re trying to desensitize me through immersion, but I think you misheard me the other day. It is big, but it’s not what I was discussing. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6556 (Man) Why such a big clock? (Women) When I say:" Time is up!" You say you can never see the time? 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6557 At dawn the lounge catapults you into your suit, out the door, and into traffic. They call it Big Time Motivation. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6558 So, let's get your 8 minute take on ol' Father Time. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6559 Therapist: We have 7 minuttes left - Should we focus on your sex drive or your death wish? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6560 I’m here with you… keep talking… 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6561 My aim is to avoid any unexpected fee reaction at the end of our session. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6562 oh you’re depressed in a way that feels like “making conversation,” huh 1.0294 0.02941 68 67 0 1
6563 Yes, I know time it is. Time for my psychiatrist to see am eye doctor. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6564 I'm stumped. Let's wait for the clock to spell it out. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6565 WELL DR. RUTH ... I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT MY TIME IS DRAWING NIGH". WHAT SAY YOU? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6566 How do you feel about your extra 2-1/2 minutes today? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6567 Hint. Hint. Our time is up. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6568 What time does it say?" "Sex O'clock." "Congratulations! You now understand the market! Here's a New York Times Bestseller to sell sexyty heaven million copies. "https://www.amazon.com/Deliverer-Brandon" "Pay no attention to the time." Deprogram m 1.0278 0.02778 72 71 0 1
6569 You have to realize, Frank, time is on your side. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6570 You are running out of time, please be precise 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6571 I want to make sure we are responsible with our time for these sessions on your dreams moving forward. 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
6572 On one hand time marches by inexorably. On the other is my hourly rate. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6573 I'll have you know I'm one of the world leaders in helping people cure their chronophobia 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
6574 Actually you have 420 seconds left, 419, 418... 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6575 Shrinking trauma big-time - Doctor: "Ding! Times up. Enough for today's insurance claim". Patient: "Still, waiting on time to heal; Perhaps next session" 1.0189 0.01905 53 52 1 0
6576 Oh, I just noticed, we're out of time. 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6577 So, you say obsessive compulsive disorder is your issue 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
6578 Almost…Almost…your psychology professer is here! 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6579 I'm waiting for the Donkey Beef 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6580 I get it. Summarize my emotions in 5 minutes. 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6581 Remember, healing is a slow process, okay? Annnd your time starts …. NOW! 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
6582 My husband thought that I let time get away from me. 1.0159 0.01600 63 62 1 0
6583 We are not making any progress, so let's just watch the clock till the session ends at 6:00. 1.0152 0.01527 66 65 1 0
6584 Yes, time is a thief, but what makes you think of that? 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6585 I care of you big time. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6586 Almost time for your nap. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
6587 On Zoom I can Zoom in on the clock on your wall and the quantum Alarm by Pink Floyd in 1973 tells you the song was 40 years old last year and that is how close we are to your awakening 1.0123 0.01242 81 80 1 0
6588 Looks like our time is up (the Anthropocene). 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
6589 Ok yeah great. What a breakthrough! You're really making progress, yeah ... hey, um ...your mom sounds pretty hot. Would it be cool if I called her? 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
6590 I think the big time is within my reach! 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6591 I can’t read analog, but I want to say that’s all the time we have 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0