Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Ticking? Actually I find your breathing more annoying. |
1.7480 |
0.05824 |
250 |
145 |
23 |
82 |
1 |
Oh my, I just noticed the time. |
1.7032 |
0.01745 |
1944 |
949 |
623 |
372 |
2 |
I think you’re making things out to be bigger than they are. |
1.6669 |
0.01766 |
1807 |
910 |
589 |
308 |
3 |
My patients used to complain that I kept looking at my watch. |
1.6634 |
0.01738 |
1836 |
922 |
610 |
304 |
4 |
Jerry, is the big clock in the room with us now? |
1.6549 |
0.01919 |
1695 |
922 |
436 |
337 |
5 |
Well, well, well, would you look at the time. |
1.6445 |
0.02201 |
1145 |
593 |
366 |
186 |
6 |
I must warn you, it’s an alarm clock. |
1.6443 |
0.01760 |
1881 |
1001 |
548 |
332 |
7 |
I considered a cuckoo clock, but that might seem insensitive. |
1.6397 |
0.01714 |
2018 |
1092 |
561 |
365 |
8 |
In the time remaining, I want you to think about the time remaining. |
1.6293 |
0.01699 |
1988 |
1075 |
575 |
338 |
9 |
Yes, I bill by the minute. Why do you ask? |
1.6185 |
0.01751 |
1793 |
965 |
547 |
281 |
10 |
Just to be clear: are you having ‘hallucinations, big time’, or ‘big time hallucinations’” |
1.6142 |
0.01934 |
1498 |
820 |
436 |
242 |
11 |
And when did you start feeling inadequate about the size of your clock? |
1.6124 |
0.02299 |
1130 |
641 |
286 |
203 |
12 |
Used to have a cuckoo clock, but patients got offended. |
1.6065 |
0.01789 |
1855 |
1059 |
467 |
329 |
13 |
So I misheard you, and your problem isn't having a small clock? |
1.5988 |
0.01843 |
1797 |
1053 |
412 |
332 |
14 |
Not sure why you're fixated on its size, maybe that's something we should explore? |
1.5959 |
0.01958 |
1351 |
733 |
431 |
187 |
15 |
So, I hear you saying you feel that you're constantly pressed for time. Where do you think that feeling comes from? |
1.5922 |
0.01752 |
1670 |
907 |
537 |
226 |
16 |
I guess I really should get glasses. |
1.5887 |
0.01880 |
1877 |
1167 |
315 |
395 |
17 |
It’s not the size of the clock that matters, Peter. |
1.5865 |
0.02076 |
1260 |
710 |
361 |
189 |
18 |
Now, I don't want you to feel rushed, ... |
1.5851 |
0.01694 |
1769 |
968 |
567 |
234 |
19 |
Costco. |
1.5847 |
0.02026 |
1411 |
823 |
351 |
237 |
20 |
We felt it was best to replace the cuckoo clock. |
1.5815 |
0.01816 |
1694 |
976 |
451 |
267 |
21 |
Ignore the clock. |
1.5793 |
0.01904 |
1519 |
872 |
414 |
233 |
22 |
What do you want to say with your last 21 dollars? |
1.5776 |
0.02639 |
793 |
457 |
214 |
122 |
23 |
It doesn't work. Time heals nothing, Dan. |
1.5748 |
0.01876 |
1524 |
870 |
432 |
222 |
24 |
The Freudians say, "Sometimes a clock is just a clock." |
1.5707 |
0.01856 |
1428 |
789 |
463 |
176 |
25 |
Not to worry. It’s only fallen once. |
1.5687 |
0.01925 |
1382 |
780 |
418 |
184 |
26 |
I found that this helped my patients to not look down at their phones so often. |
1.5681 |
0.01967 |
1343 |
764 |
395 |
184 |
27 |
It is to remind us that time is fleeting, and, for me, that it is billable. |
1.5628 |
0.02293 |
963 |
546 |
292 |
125 |
28 |
Just try to relax. |
1.5613 |
0.02015 |
1215 |
683 |
382 |
150 |
29 |
I'm playing pickleball at 6:15. |
1.5609 |
0.02305 |
1239 |
799 |
185 |
255 |
30 |
I find it's easier than saying, "Our time is up." |
1.5586 |
0.02029 |
1194 |
673 |
375 |
146 |
31 |
I mean, does anybody really know what time it is? |
1.5583 |
0.02077 |
1184 |
679 |
349 |
156 |
32 |
Glancing at my watch gave some clients anxiety, so I’m trying this. |
1.5575 |
0.02048 |
1182 |
670 |
365 |
147 |
33 |
I used to have a little cuckoo clock, but some clients took offense. |
1.5573 |
0.02184 |
1177 |
706 |
286 |
185 |
34 |
I got it when I started charging by the minute. |
1.5569 |
0.02136 |
1151 |
670 |
321 |
160 |
35 |
You and the clock have my undivided attention. |
1.5552 |
0.02312 |
951 |
547 |
280 |
124 |
36 |
Is the looming deadline in the room with us right now?” |
1.5500 |
0.02469 |
1060 |
688 |
161 |
211 |
37 |
I'm a big time therapist. |
1.5497 |
0.02235 |
1057 |
624 |
285 |
148 |
38 |
You seem to be having trouble just being in the present. |
1.5489 |
0.02200 |
1033 |
596 |
307 |
130 |
39 |
I can help you, big time. |
1.5470 |
0.02265 |
1022 |
604 |
277 |
141 |
40 |
I thought a Cuckoo Clock would be inappropriate |
1.5457 |
0.02445 |
962 |
594 |
211 |
157 |
41 |
Things often seem bigger than they actually are. |
1.5431 |
0.02279 |
963 |
561 |
281 |
121 |
42 |
Don't worry about the time. |
1.5428 |
0.02423 |
888 |
527 |
240 |
121 |
43 |
It seemed like a good idea until I had to replace the battery. |
1.5397 |
0.02390 |
932 |
561 |
239 |
132 |
44 |
Let's focus on the time you have left. |
1.5375 |
0.02314 |
906 |
526 |
273 |
107 |
45 |
And what makes you feel I am more concerned our session does not go over? |
1.5368 |
0.02318 |
896 |
519 |
273 |
104 |
46 |
In all my years, you're the first person to comment on it. |
1.5356 |
0.02404 |
885 |
527 |
242 |
116 |
47 |
It was a gift from my six o'clock client. |
1.5350 |
0.02501 |
886 |
547 |
204 |
135 |
48 |
It's a gift from a watchmaker after I helped him get over his delusions of grandeur. |
1.5345 |
0.02521 |
870 |
537 |
201 |
132 |
49 |
In your intake forms, you said you were looking for a big time therapist. |
1.5341 |
0.02445 |
850 |
506 |
234 |
110 |
50 |
I have a dinner reservation at 6. On the count of 10 you will awaken refreshed and write me a check. |
1.5332 |
0.02432 |
859 |
512 |
236 |
111 |
51 |
Well, sometimes a clock is just a clock. |
1.5320 |
0.02436 |
844 |
501 |
237 |
106 |
52 |
So, to summarize, the big hand is your father, the little hand is you, and the second hand is your life going in meaningless circles. |
1.5287 |
0.02599 |
785 |
480 |
195 |
110 |
53 |
Take all the time you need as long as you are done in the next seven minutes. |
1.5283 |
0.02479 |
814 |
486 |
226 |
102 |
54 |
With your remaining seven minutes talk to me about your mother”. |
1.5276 |
0.02529 |
798 |
481 |
213 |
104 |
55 |
Oh. Wow!
I just noticed the time!! |
1.5268 |
0.02576 |
784 |
477 |
201 |
106 |
56 |
No, it's not a metaphor, actually. |
1.5245 |
0.02463 |
774 |
453 |
236 |
85 |
57 |
Last week you said checking my watch was distracting, so I’m not sure what you want from me here. |
1.5240 |
0.02491 |
771 |
455 |
228 |
88 |
58 |
Well technically you’re under the clock not on it. |
1.5220 |
0.02476 |
751 |
438 |
234 |
79 |
59 |
I've expanded my hours. |
1.5182 |
0.02640 |
716 |
434 |
193 |
89 |
60 |
I'm told it makes my prices seem smaller. |
1.5181 |
0.02482 |
718 |
415 |
234 |
69 |
61 |
It's actually later than you think |
1.5175 |
0.02603 |
713 |
427 |
203 |
83 |
62 |
We have seven minutes left. We can use this time for you to nap or we can continue talking about how tired you are. |
1.5170 |
0.02651 |
704 |
426 |
192 |
86 |
63 |
Clients were complaining that I was looking at my watch too much. |
1.5152 |
0.02577 |
691 |
407 |
212 |
72 |
64 |
I just felt it was distracting when I would look at my watch. |
1.5152 |
0.02657 |
691 |
417 |
192 |
82 |
65 |
Let me assure you that I am a big time therapist. |
1.5132 |
0.02635 |
682 |
408 |
198 |
76 |
66 |
I got tired of trying to look at my watch discreetly. |
1.5125 |
0.02588 |
681 |
402 |
209 |
70 |
67 |
I don't know. What time do you think it is? |
1.5114 |
0.02768 |
657 |
404 |
170 |
83 |
68 |
We really maximized the time today. |
1.5086 |
0.03061 |
643 |
429 |
101 |
113 |
69 |
I see our time is almost up, so I suppose I should get to the nub of this session. Trevor, grow the fuck up. |
1.5085 |
0.02901 |
647 |
413 |
139 |
95 |
70 |
Just focus on the now. |
1.5075 |
0.02768 |
601 |
359 |
179 |
63 |
71 |
We've still got two minutes. Tell me about all of the successes in your life. |
1.5072 |
0.02908 |
623 |
393 |
144 |
86 |
72 |
Yes, our time is up. Next session, we will discuss why you are not wearing pants. |
1.5063 |
0.02988 |
632 |
411 |
122 |
99 |
73 |
And why do you think you have trouble staying in the moment? |
1.5049 |
0.02767 |
616 |
373 |
175 |
68 |
74 |
What time do you feel it is? |
1.5048 |
0.02826 |
626 |
388 |
160 |
78 |
75 |
I'm sorry. I thought you said you always wanted a huge "clock." |
1.5041 |
0.02974 |
617 |
397 |
129 |
91 |
76 |
It's simultaneously a reminder of your fleeting mortality and my growing wealth. |
1.5033 |
0.02965 |
600 |
381 |
136 |
83 |
77 |
Yes, Harry, time is an illusion. Try not to make a big deal out of it. |
1.5017 |
0.02798 |
580 |
348 |
173 |
59 |
78 |
Well, to me it' doesn't say that there are only 7 minutes left - it says that 53 minutes are over! |
1.5008 |
0.02745 |
605 |
364 |
179 |
62 |
79 |
I found that glancing at my watch was distracting to my patients |
1.5000 |
0.03090 |
554 |
354 |
123 |
77 |
80 |
No hurry, why? |
1.4983 |
0.02725 |
576 |
340 |
185 |
51 |
81 |
Try not to think so much about the time. |
1.4983 |
0.02918 |
576 |
358 |
149 |
69 |
82 |
I’m here for you! Oh. I see we’re almost out of time. |
1.4983 |
0.02894 |
574 |
354 |
154 |
66 |
83 |
Let's circle back to your your fixation with time. |
1.4973 |
0.02795 |
559 |
333 |
174 |
52 |
84 |
So tell me why you feel your time is limited? |
1.4972 |
0.02870 |
545 |
328 |
163 |
54 |
85 |
Don’t worry about it. It’s my biological clock. |
1.4945 |
0.03020 |
542 |
340 |
136 |
66 |
86 |
Actually, I bill by the second, not the hour. |
1.4930 |
0.02959 |
568 |
358 |
140 |
70 |
87 |
I find it helps my clients get to the point. |
1.4917 |
0.02830 |
543 |
326 |
167 |
50 |
88 |
It was a gift from your insurance carrier. |
1.4917 |
0.03127 |
543 |
352 |
115 |
76 |
89 |
After we're done talking about your mother, maybe you can help me change the battery on this thing. |
1.4907 |
0.02968 |
538 |
334 |
144 |
60 |
90 |
You said, "It's nearly sex.". Tell me more. |
1.4906 |
0.03074 |
532 |
338 |
127 |
67 |
91 |
Oh, look at the time. |
1.4901 |
0.02964 |
553 |
347 |
141 |
65 |
92 |
You say you can't find the time, but perhaps you're looking in the wrong place. |
1.4896 |
0.03025 |
527 |
330 |
136 |
61 |
93 |
Take your time-I charge by the second. |
1.4886 |
0.02949 |
528 |
325 |
148 |
55 |
94 |
Some patients objected to the cuckoo clock |
1.4885 |
0.03202 |
524 |
343 |
106 |
75 |
95 |
I used to have a cuckoo clock there, but it offended some of my patients. |
1.4885 |
0.03059 |
522 |
329 |
131 |
62 |
96 |
I see. In our remaining 2 minutes and 56 seconds, let's wrap up the root causes of your despair. |
1.4885 |
0.02982 |
520 |
321 |
144 |
55 |
97 |
It helps me stay in the moment. |
1.4863 |
0.02886 |
512 |
308 |
159 |
45 |
98 |
Just ignore that… |
1.4850 |
0.03077 |
501 |
314 |
131 |
56 |
99 |
I find that my younger patients don't know what the hell it is. |
1.4841 |
0.03251 |
504 |
331 |
102 |
71 |
100 |
We have roughly 7 minutes left. Tell me about your mother. |
1.4841 |
0.03174 |
502 |
323 |
115 |
64 |
101 |
It’s from my mother, to remind me of my ticking biological clock. |
1.4841 |
0.03199 |
502 |
325 |
111 |
66 |
102 |
You might want to leave before the alarm goes off. |
1.4820 |
0.03133 |
500 |
319 |
121 |
60 |
103 |
I suppose it could convey the relentless march of time toward death, Mr. Peterson; but to me it's a refreshing reminder that time is money. |
1.4816 |
0.03216 |
488 |
315 |
111 |
62 |
104 |
Yes, of course I'm totally listening....for another 6 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.4810 |
0.03211 |
447 |
279 |
121 |
47 |
105 |
It's called a clock. My older patients find comfort in it for some reason. |
1.4802 |
0.02973 |
481 |
292 |
147 |
42 |
106 |
It keeps people from looking at their phones. |
1.4775 |
0.03169 |
467 |
295 |
121 |
51 |
107 |
Well, look at the time. |
1.4774 |
0.03293 |
465 |
302 |
104 |
59 |
108 |
I find it encourages people to get to the damn point. |
1.4774 |
0.03251 |
465 |
299 |
110 |
56 |
109 |
No, it's not a working clock. I had it set that way to remind us all that our time is almost up. Now, what were you saying about your anxiety? |
1.4748 |
0.03234 |
457 |
292 |
113 |
52 |
110 |
Therapy is a two-way street. I respect my patients crippling emotional problems,and they respect my need to make it to happy hour. |
1.4739 |
0.03204 |
460 |
293 |
116 |
51 |
111 |
I think of the second hand as a dollar sign. |
1.4737 |
0.03269 |
456 |
294 |
108 |
54 |
112 |
I need to warn you, It’s an alarm clock too. |
1.4737 |
0.03194 |
456 |
289 |
118 |
49 |
113 |
Any other fascinating issues you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds? |
1.4735 |
0.03153 |
452 |
283 |
124 |
45 |
114 |
Did you ever consider that the third hand is called the second hand? |
1.4731 |
0.03471 |
446 |
299 |
83 |
64 |
115 |
So your father never had time for you? This seems like a good place to stop for the day |
1.4731 |
0.03152 |
446 |
278 |
125 |
43 |
116 |
This has been a big hour for you. |
1.4727 |
0.03095 |
476 |
300 |
127 |
49 |
117 |
It is from Texas. |
1.4717 |
0.03289 |
441 |
283 |
108 |
50 |
118 |
At first I thought it was overkill too, but you'd be amazed how much faster folks get to the point. |
1.4703 |
0.03337 |
438 |
284 |
102 |
52 |
119 |
Makes the fifty-minute hour seem longer and more reasonable |
1.4691 |
0.03131 |
437 |
271 |
127 |
39 |
120 |
My younger clients think it's abstract art. |
1.4684 |
0.03302 |
427 |
273 |
108 |
46 |
121 |
My college-aged clients don't know what it is |
1.4670 |
0.03499 |
424 |
283 |
84 |
57 |
122 |
Let’s talk about your OCD for the next six minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.4668 |
0.03447 |
422 |
278 |
91 |
53 |
123 |
We’ve found that charging by the second yields better results. |
1.4638 |
0.03428 |
414 |
271 |
94 |
49 |
124 |
We thought that digital would be too distracting. |
1.4634 |
0.03239 |
410 |
257 |
116 |
37 |
125 |
I think you misheard me Doctor - I didn't want a bigger CLOCK. |
1.4613 |
0.03672 |
388 |
262 |
73 |
53 |
126 |
5 more minutes till you can start to tell me something really important so I can cut you off dramatically and carelessly. |
1.4612 |
0.03415 |
399 |
258 |
98 |
43 |
127 |
Try not to focus on how much time we have left. |
1.4604 |
0.03491 |
404 |
267 |
88 |
49 |
128 |
Well, why do YOU think there's a giant clock on the wall? |
1.4597 |
0.03524 |
385 |
252 |
89 |
44 |
129 |
It's a gift from a patient who said they appreciated me big time. |
1.4584 |
0.03351 |
397 |
254 |
104 |
39 |
130 |
Does anyone really know what time it is? |
1.4574 |
0.03334 |
387 |
245 |
107 |
35 |
131 |
You know what they say; big hands, big clock. |
1.4564 |
0.03546 |
390 |
259 |
84 |
47 |
132 |
You know what they say about big hands |
1.4543 |
0.03418 |
383 |
247 |
98 |
38 |
133 |
Times about up so we'll have to stick to "yes" or "no" questions. |
1.4541 |
0.03308 |
381 |
240 |
109 |
32 |
134 |
It looked smaller online. |
1.4541 |
0.03451 |
381 |
247 |
95 |
39 |
135 |
Why yes, I am a big-time therapist. |
1.4533 |
0.03612 |
375 |
250 |
80 |
45 |
136 |
No it’s the same clock. I just got smaller furniture. |
1.4514 |
0.03525 |
370 |
242 |
89 |
39 |
137 |
For the next eight minutes I’d like to explore why you continue to suffer from deadline anxiety. |
1.4514 |
0.03627 |
370 |
247 |
79 |
44 |
138 |
And if you think that's big, wait until you see my hourly rate. |
1.4505 |
0.03630 |
364 |
242 |
80 |
42 |
139 |
Just wait till you see my bill. |
1.4494 |
0.03603 |
356 |
234 |
84 |
38 |
140 |
You complained that I kept looking at my watch. |
1.4492 |
0.03455 |
374 |
243 |
94 |
37 |
141 |
Please explain to me why you seem particularly anxious about the passage of time. |
1.4484 |
0.03388 |
368 |
235 |
101 |
32 |
142 |
It adjusts to the size of my client's egos. |
1.4457 |
0.03556 |
350 |
228 |
88 |
34 |
143 |
Rob, it seems the more you lie about your feelings the bigger the clock gets. |
1.4448 |
0.03646 |
353 |
235 |
79 |
39 |
144 |
In your fantasy, what is the little hand touching? |
1.4419 |
0.03645 |
353 |
236 |
78 |
39 |
145 |
I find it helps add to the atmosphere of existential dread AND I got a killer deal on it. |
1.4419 |
0.03552 |
344 |
224 |
88 |
32 |
146 |
What time do you want it to be? |
1.4417 |
0.03906 |
283 |
184 |
73 |
26 |
147 |
So let’s explore your feeling of impending doom. |
1.4398 |
0.03567 |
332 |
215 |
88 |
29 |
148 |
It's 5:53. You have $33.26 left in your session. |
1.4392 |
0.03554 |
337 |
219 |
88 |
30 |
149 |
You've a deep fear of your own mortality... but sadly, you're almost out of time. |
1.4388 |
0.03716 |
335 |
224 |
75 |
36 |
150 |
And I can promise you this: You will never catch me looking at my watch. |
1.4388 |
0.03740 |
335 |
225 |
73 |
37 |
151 |
Give me the short version. |
1.4380 |
0.03432 |
347 |
223 |
96 |
28 |
152 |
I hate to tell you this, but size does matter. |
1.4377 |
0.03614 |
329 |
215 |
84 |
30 |
153 |
It was on sale at Grand Central Station. Why? |
1.4369 |
0.03799 |
325 |
219 |
70 |
36 |
154 |
Oops… looks like the time has
snuck up on us again. |
1.4366 |
0.03513 |
339 |
220 |
90 |
29 |
155 |
I stole it from Grand Central. |
1.4364 |
0.03707 |
330 |
220 |
76 |
34 |
156 |
Seven minutes to six. Why? |
1.4352 |
0.03627 |
324 |
212 |
83 |
29 |
157 |
Time is up. We'll pick up with "my mother stood over my father with an axe. |
1.4348 |
0.03655 |
368 |
253 |
70 |
45 |
158 |
Trust me. You were late. |
1.4345 |
0.03938 |
336 |
236 |
54 |
46 |
159 |
If you think the tics are loud, just wait until you hear the chimes. |
1.4340 |
0.03701 |
318 |
210 |
78 |
30 |
160 |
It's to remind you that time is fleeting and that you are just a spec of dust in the whole meaningless realm of existence. |
1.4331 |
0.03816 |
314 |
211 |
70 |
33 |
161 |
No there isn’t a giant cuckoo. We don’t use that word here. |
1.4324 |
0.03729 |
333 |
225 |
72 |
36 |
162 |
Try to move past the phallic imagery, Justin. |
1.4313 |
0.03517 |
313 |
200 |
91 |
22 |
163 |
I’’d like to explore why you’re so focused on the clock, but I’m afraid we’re almost out of time. |
1.4304 |
0.03913 |
309 |
211 |
63 |
35 |
164 |
It encourages you to get to the point. |
1.4300 |
0.03622 |
307 |
199 |
84 |
24 |
165 |
You have my full attention for the next 196 seconds. |
1.4295 |
0.03638 |
312 |
204 |
82 |
26 |
166 |
Patients complained I was constantly looking at my wristwatch. |
1.4281 |
0.03971 |
327 |
231 |
52 |
44 |
167 |
surprisingly only two AA |
1.4281 |
0.03863 |
320 |
220 |
63 |
37 |
168 |
What do you think makes you tense during our sessions? |
1.4281 |
0.03886 |
306 |
208 |
65 |
33 |
169 |
I think we've made some big-time progress today. |
1.4277 |
0.03692 |
325 |
218 |
75 |
32 |
170 |
That was an expensive nap. |
1.4272 |
0.03809 |
302 |
202 |
71 |
29 |
171 |
Where do you think these crushing feelings of being small come from? |
1.4267 |
0.03678 |
307 |
202 |
79 |
26 |
172 |
It chimes ‘Cha-Ching’ at the top of the hour.” |
1.4267 |
0.03827 |
300 |
201 |
70 |
29 |
173 |
My patients always want more time, so I got a bigger clock. |
1.4267 |
0.03798 |
300 |
200 |
72 |
28 |
174 |
No, Mr Smith. Freud never said anything about "clock envy"... |
1.4262 |
0.03786 |
298 |
198 |
73 |
27 |
175 |
Something tells me our session is nearly over. |
1.4245 |
0.03642 |
318 |
211 |
79 |
28 |
176 |
Now that we’ve reached the end of your session, it’s time for the LIGHTNING ROUND!!
Ways your mother failed to love you: GO! |
1.4241 |
0.03974 |
316 |
222 |
54 |
40 |
177 |
And no one notices these aren’t my degrees. |
1.4238 |
0.04032 |
302 |
211 |
54 |
37 |
178 |
Let’s try not to focus on how much time we have left. |
1.4236 |
0.03837 |
314 |
215 |
65 |
34 |
179 |
Does the phrase 'my hourly rate doubles after 6 p.m.' help you resolve your issues? |
1.4232 |
0.04152 |
293 |
207 |
48 |
38 |
180 |
I meant to say, "large clock." That's what we call, a Freudian slip. |
1.4227 |
0.04594 |
220 |
151 |
45 |
24 |
181 |
When do the drugs kick in? |
1.4224 |
0.03739 |
303 |
202 |
74 |
27 |
182 |
You'll know they've kicked in when it starts to look like a Dali painting. |
1.4211 |
0.04061 |
285 |
197 |
56 |
32 |
183 |
Relax. Think of me as a friend, not some big time doctor. |
1.4207 |
0.03795 |
290 |
193 |
72 |
25 |
184 |
Don’t worry. The alarm is set to vibrate. |
1.4205 |
0.03661 |
283 |
183 |
81 |
19 |
185 |
If it bothers you we can have the elephant in the room stand in front of it |
1.4205 |
0.04203 |
283 |
200 |
47 |
36 |
186 |
Here, the crushing weight of time isn’t just a figure of speech. |
1.4205 |
0.03695 |
283 |
184 |
79 |
20 |
187 |
That’s just the doomsday clock, don’t worry about that. Now tell me more about your anxiety. |
1.4202 |
0.04059 |
307 |
218 |
49 |
40 |
188 |
Clients don’t like it when I check my watch during a session. |
1.4201 |
0.04003 |
269 |
181 |
63 |
25 |
189 |
If you have the money, I have the time. |
1.4201 |
0.03631 |
319 |
213 |
78 |
28 |
190 |
“What would you like to say in our last two minutes and fifty six seconds together?” |
1.4195 |
0.03721 |
298 |
198 |
75 |
25 |
191 |
And why do you feel rushed? |
1.4192 |
0.03938 |
291 |
199 |
62 |
30 |
192 |
But do you see it as half an hour gone, or half an hour left? |
1.4190 |
0.04039 |
284 |
196 |
57 |
31 |
193 |
You think you have anxiety now , wait till the 6 o'clock alarm. |
1.4184 |
0.03934 |
282 |
191 |
64 |
27 |
194 |
Yeah, well. You should hear the alarm. |
1.4184 |
0.03878 |
294 |
200 |
65 |
29 |
195 |
Hindsight is 20/20 but my vision is not. |
1.4173 |
0.03668 |
278 |
180 |
80 |
18 |
196 |
Oh that’s just for me, ignore it.
You were saying? |
1.4172 |
0.03831 |
302 |
206 |
66 |
30 |
197 |
Well, your time is almost up, and you really don't want to be here when that alarm goes off. |
1.4167 |
0.04026 |
288 |
200 |
56 |
32 |
198 |
You're not the only one with an annoying tic. |
1.4167 |
0.04092 |
276 |
191 |
55 |
30 |
199 |
Today we're going to dive deeper into your chronophobia." |
1.4167 |
0.03446 |
336 |
222 |
88 |
26 |
200 |
And why do you think you're so preoccupied with life passing you by? |
1.4164 |
0.04006 |
281 |
193 |
59 |
29 |
201 |
And how does knowing our time is almost up make you feel? |
1.4158 |
0.03863 |
279 |
187 |
68 |
24 |
202 |
Why do you keep looking at the clock? |
1.4158 |
0.03995 |
279 |
191 |
60 |
28 |
203 |
What makes you think I refer to you as 'my 5 O'clock'? |
1.4143 |
0.03819 |
280 |
187 |
70 |
23 |
204 |
Can we wrap this up? I have a six o’clock with Harold Lloyd. |
1.4139 |
0.03990 |
273 |
186 |
61 |
26 |
205 |
We can probably squeeze in thoughts of inadequacy, but not your mother |
1.4130 |
0.03891 |
276 |
186 |
66 |
24 |
206 |
You could still submit a caption. |
1.4127 |
0.03925 |
315 |
223 |
54 |
38 |
207 |
I was told the cuckoo clock was inappropriate. |
1.4126 |
0.04032 |
269 |
184 |
59 |
26 |
208 |
Time might not be on your side... |
1.4118 |
0.03569 |
272 |
174 |
84 |
14 |
209 |
This way, I won’t make you nervous by looking at my watch. |
1.4113 |
0.03821 |
265 |
175 |
71 |
19 |
210 |
My clients were complaining that I looked at my watch too often. |
1.4111 |
0.03845 |
270 |
180 |
69 |
21 |
211 |
You think the clock’s annoying, wait until you hear the alarm. |
1.4106 |
0.04167 |
263 |
183 |
52 |
28 |
212 |
Sometimes a big hand is just a big hand. |
1.4106 |
0.04132 |
263 |
182 |
54 |
27 |
213 |
Most people leave before the alarm goes off. |
1.4104 |
0.04006 |
268 |
183 |
60 |
25 |
214 |
No pressure, but in the seven minutes we have left could we return to the issue of why you believe it’s appropriate not to wear pants to our sessions? |
1.4103 |
0.04374 |
273 |
199 |
36 |
38 |
215 |
The producers of 60 Minutes had a garage sale. |
1.4091 |
0.04189 |
264 |
185 |
50 |
29 |
216 |
Forget about time for just one minute. |
1.4091 |
0.04154 |
264 |
184 |
52 |
28 |
217 |
I don’t know… I just feel like I can see my life ticking away right in front of me |
1.4088 |
0.03881 |
296 |
205 |
61 |
30 |
218 |
No, you're not paranoid. It's the mother of all clocks. |
1.4087 |
0.04091 |
323 |
239 |
36 |
48 |
219 |
No pressure David, we have time. |
1.4083 |
0.03665 |
289 |
192 |
76 |
21 |
220 |
Oh, that's for me. It's biological. |
1.4079 |
0.03891 |
304 |
213 |
58 |
33 |
221 |
I’m a big time shrink. |
1.4073 |
0.04128 |
275 |
194 |
50 |
31 |
222 |
Heavy handed?... in what way? |
1.4064 |
0.03914 |
283 |
195 |
61 |
27 |
223 |
Enough with your childhood - let's get into the Lightning Round. |
1.4057 |
0.03901 |
281 |
193 |
62 |
26 |
224 |
Before we start, let's take a look at the Doomsday Clock. |
1.4055 |
0.04198 |
254 |
177 |
51 |
26 |
225 |
I get that you’re paid by the hour, but is the “Cha-ching!” alarm necessary? |
1.4055 |
0.04123 |
254 |
175 |
55 |
24 |
226 |
Ok, Steve. Last thirty years in 7 minutes. Go! |
1.4055 |
0.04047 |
254 |
173 |
59 |
22 |
227 |
Believe me, you don’t want to be here when the alarm goes off. |
1.4054 |
0.04065 |
259 |
178 |
57 |
24 |
228 |
Imagine you're at a calm, distant, municipal swimming pool |
1.4048 |
0.03870 |
252 |
167 |
68 |
17 |
229 |
If you didn't feel better after 50 minutes, it's probably just not going to happen today. |
1.4045 |
0.03730 |
309 |
213 |
67 |
29 |
230 |
I thought a taxi meter would be too crass. |
1.4039 |
0.03995 |
255 |
173 |
61 |
21 |
231 |
It looked smaller in the catalog. |
1.4038 |
0.04138 |
265 |
186 |
51 |
28 |
232 |
I took over this office from an Optometrist. |
1.4032 |
0.04017 |
253 |
172 |
60 |
21 |
233 |
I wish we could ignore the passing of time but that second-hand breeze is so annoying. |
1.4024 |
0.03932 |
246 |
164 |
65 |
17 |
234 |
Something tells me we're nearing the end of the hour. |
1.4017 |
0.04096 |
239 |
162 |
58 |
19 |
235 |
What makes you think I charge by the minute. |
1.4016 |
0.04101 |
249 |
171 |
56 |
22 |
236 |
Yes, those are New York minutes. |
1.4016 |
0.04331 |
249 |
177 |
44 |
28 |
237 |
Many find it motivational on several levels. |
1.4008 |
0.03961 |
247 |
166 |
63 |
18 |
238 |
The size is an attempt to make up for the 50-minute hour. |
1.4008 |
0.04083 |
247 |
169 |
57 |
21 |
239 |
Sorry, the ‘cha-ching’ sound effect wasn’t supposed to go off for another 7 minutes |
1.4008 |
0.04356 |
247 |
176 |
43 |
28 |
240 |
Yes, I have my own obsessions. |
1.4000 |
0.03823 |
260 |
174 |
68 |
18 |
241 |
You never noticed it before now...? |
1.4000 |
0.04049 |
260 |
180 |
56 |
24 |
242 |
Tell me more about your dread of looming deadlines. |
1.3994 |
0.03647 |
328 |
229 |
67 |
32 |
243 |
It helps keep me focused. |
1.3992 |
0.03989 |
248 |
168 |
61 |
19 |
244 |
''That's not for timing my patients -- that's for timing my patience'' |
1.3984 |
0.04130 |
256 |
179 |
52 |
25 |
245 |
It 's a 50-minute hour. |
1.3983 |
0.04055 |
231 |
155 |
60 |
16 |
246 |
Time’s up. |
1.3982 |
0.03999 |
339 |
255 |
33 |
51 |
247 |
Trust me; you don't want to be here when the alarm goes off! |
1.3976 |
0.04252 |
249 |
176 |
47 |
26 |
248 |
Sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. |
1.3969 |
0.03967 |
257 |
176 |
60 |
21 |
249 |
You haven't said anything for 53 minutes, soon your insurance will require me to declare you dead, and I can go home. |
1.3968 |
0.04079 |
247 |
170 |
56 |
21 |
250 |
Yes, it is intimidating, but when you call up a childhood memory, it runs counterclockwise. |
1.3966 |
0.04158 |
237 |
163 |
54 |
20 |
251 |
That tells me when your insurance runs out. |
1.3966 |
0.04395 |
232 |
164 |
44 |
24 |
252 |
Well, would you look at the time?! |
1.3961 |
0.04214 |
255 |
181 |
47 |
27 |
253 |
Yes, I'm a big-time therapist. |
1.3960 |
0.04123 |
250 |
174 |
53 |
23 |
254 |
On your mark, get set, vent! |
1.3951 |
0.04042 |
243 |
166 |
58 |
19 |
255 |
Okay, tell me WHY it ticks you off. |
1.3950 |
0.04144 |
238 |
164 |
54 |
20 |
256 |
BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME LAST TIME WHEN I SAID OUR TIME IS UP!” |
1.3948 |
0.04207 |
233 |
161 |
52 |
20 |
257 |
Your problems ceased to be my problems 3 minutes ago. |
1.3948 |
0.04294 |
233 |
163 |
48 |
22 |
258 |
Well, I don’t know, Gene—do YOU see a big clock? |
1.3941 |
0.03946 |
269 |
187 |
58 |
24 |
259 |
Well I figured, since we’ll both be watching it anyway… |
1.3922 |
0.04128 |
232 |
159 |
55 |
18 |
260 |
You see a clock? I just see money. |
1.3922 |
0.04173 |
255 |
181 |
48 |
26 |
261 |
It runs on one AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA battery. |
1.3913 |
0.04627 |
230 |
169 |
32 |
29 |
262 |
We still have 2 minutes. How's your sex life? |
1.3913 |
0.04586 |
230 |
168 |
34 |
28 |
263 |
I chose it in proportion to my hourly rate. |
1.3913 |
0.04197 |
230 |
159 |
52 |
19 |
264 |
I find it helps patients get to the point. |
1.3913 |
0.04197 |
230 |
159 |
52 |
19 |
265 |
…and what do you think ‘having big hands’ means? |
1.3911 |
0.04169 |
225 |
154 |
54 |
17 |
266 |
What wall clock? |
1.3908 |
0.04224 |
238 |
167 |
49 |
22 |
267 |
Time is up? Really? I’m a millennial and don’t know how to read clocks without numbers. |
1.3908 |
0.04469 |
238 |
173 |
37 |
28 |
268 |
What time do YOU think it is? |
1.3898 |
0.04031 |
254 |
177 |
55 |
22 |
269 |
Is there one last thought you'd like to share? |
1.3896 |
0.04091 |
231 |
158 |
56 |
17 |
270 |
Is the big penis on the 10 or the 11? |
1.3894 |
0.04473 |
226 |
162 |
40 |
24 |
271 |
Actually, I just have very poor eyesight" |
1.3884 |
0.04032 |
224 |
151 |
59 |
14 |
272 |
No. It works. It's not a metaphor. |
1.3881 |
0.04437 |
219 |
155 |
43 |
21 |
273 |
It captures the sense of dread caused by the relentless march of time and the vanity of human defiance,while reminding patients that I have a dinner date. |
1.3880 |
0.04153 |
250 |
177 |
49 |
24 |
274 |
...but the genie misheard me, so now I have an enormous clock. |
1.3879 |
0.04594 |
232 |
171 |
32 |
29 |
275 |
No really, I am listening! |
1.3877 |
0.04232 |
227 |
158 |
50 |
19 |
276 |
Harold. Our time is up. You have to wake up now. |
1.3874 |
0.04393 |
222 |
157 |
44 |
21 |
277 |
Trust me—I don’t have more than five minutes of empathy and understanding left. |
1.3874 |
0.04055 |
222 |
150 |
58 |
14 |
278 |
Oh, look! Our time is largely up. |
1.3872 |
0.04085 |
235 |
162 |
55 |
18 |
279 |
What makes you think it's seven minutes to six? |
1.3872 |
0.04302 |
235 |
167 |
45 |
23 |
280 |
No, no symbolism, just a big clock. |
1.3870 |
0.04147 |
230 |
159 |
53 |
18 |
281 |
Well, would you just look at the time! |
1.3864 |
0.04326 |
220 |
154 |
47 |
19 |
282 |
Do you have a seven minute childhood trauma you’d like to get off your chest? |
1.3860 |
0.04352 |
228 |
162 |
44 |
22 |
283 |
Well, you said you always wanted to make the big time. |
1.3857 |
0.04513 |
223 |
161 |
38 |
24 |
284 |
Oh, don’t pay any attention to the clock. |
1.3846 |
0.04396 |
234 |
169 |
40 |
25 |
285 |
You asked for a big time therapist, and you got it! |
1.3846 |
0.04312 |
234 |
167 |
44 |
23 |
286 |
You think I should go digital?" |
1.3836 |
0.04288 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
287 |
Oh, that’s just my biological clock. |
1.3836 |
0.04288 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
288 |
Where do you see yourself in 8 minutes? |
1.3836 |
0.04385 |
219 |
155 |
44 |
20 |
289 |
If you could, which hand would you be? |
1.3834 |
0.04074 |
253 |
179 |
51 |
23 |
290 |
You still have $31.25 left in this session. |
1.3833 |
0.04227 |
227 |
159 |
49 |
19 |
291 |
Time is the biggest thing on your side right now |
1.3832 |
0.04308 |
214 |
149 |
48 |
17 |
292 |
So in the seven minutes remaining, can you think of any reason for why you feel so rushed and pressured? |
1.3832 |
0.04555 |
214 |
154 |
38 |
22 |
293 |
As you can see, time flies even when you’re miserable. |
1.3832 |
0.04358 |
214 |
150 |
46 |
18 |
294 |
Ignore it. It's just a reminder I charge by the minute. |
1.3829 |
0.04388 |
222 |
158 |
43 |
21 |
295 |
......$128.75, $129, $129.25, $129.50..... |
1.3825 |
0.04265 |
217 |
151 |
49 |
17 |
296 |
I hadn't noticed but, you're right, our time is up. |
1.3824 |
0.04043 |
238 |
165 |
55 |
18 |
297 |
So you keep having these feelings that time is money, |
1.3822 |
0.04390 |
225 |
161 |
42 |
22 |
298 |
Not to rush you, but it's almost $500. |
1.3822 |
0.04524 |
225 |
164 |
36 |
25 |
299 |
So, when did you first start feeling anxious about time? |
1.3822 |
0.04252 |
225 |
158 |
48 |
19 |
300 |
That's not actually one of your cognitive distortions. It's just a big clock. |
1.3820 |
0.04192 |
233 |
164 |
49 |
20 |
301 |
Oh my! What big hands you have. |
1.3818 |
0.03970 |
220 |
148 |
60 |
12 |
302 |
Don't get comfortable. |
1.3815 |
0.03999 |
249 |
174 |
55 |
20 |
303 |
oh the clock? yeah i always forget it is there. |
1.3814 |
0.04391 |
215 |
152 |
44 |
19 |
304 |
Given what happened at our last session, I've shut the alarm off this time. |
1.3807 |
0.04584 |
218 |
159 |
35 |
24 |
305 |
Try not to watch the clock |
1.3807 |
0.04491 |
218 |
157 |
39 |
22 |
306 |
Now you don't have to keep looking at your phone. |
1.3801 |
0.04109 |
221 |
152 |
54 |
15 |
307 |
I'm aware of the time. |
1.3792 |
0.04144 |
240 |
170 |
49 |
21 |
308 |
We only have twenty dollars left. |
1.3791 |
0.04548 |
211 |
152 |
38 |
21 |
309 |
Now can you tell me why the little hand seems to be speaking to you? |
1.3791 |
0.04499 |
211 |
151 |
40 |
20 |
310 |
It helps my patients picture ten bucks a minute. |
1.3791 |
0.04187 |
211 |
145 |
52 |
14 |
311 |
No rush. |
1.3790 |
0.03966 |
248 |
173 |
56 |
19 |
312 |
I call it “tick-talk” therapy |
1.3783 |
0.04359 |
230 |
166 |
41 |
23 |
313 |
It's designed to instill a sense of urgency. Very quickly, how does that make you feel? |
1.3780 |
0.04191 |
246 |
177 |
45 |
24 |
314 |
So tell me why it is that you feel your time in life is running out. |
1.3778 |
0.04200 |
225 |
158 |
49 |
18 |
315 |
No, no. That matters, big time. |
1.3778 |
0.04293 |
225 |
160 |
45 |
20 |
316 |
Tell me more about how you’re feeling crushed under the weight of time. |
1.3773 |
0.04314 |
220 |
156 |
45 |
19 |
317 |
Of course I’m paying attention. |
1.3772 |
0.04066 |
228 |
158 |
54 |
16 |
318 |
You have $35.99 worth left, if you care to use it. |
1.3771 |
0.04234 |
236 |
169 |
45 |
22 |
319 |
I got sick of saying “That’s all the time we have today.” |
1.3762 |
0.04356 |
210 |
148 |
45 |
17 |
320 |
Have you noticed anything new since the last visit when you overstayed your appointment? |
1.3761 |
0.04631 |
226 |
169 |
29 |
28 |
321 |
It's almost time to bring up something you prefer not to talk about. |
1.3756 |
0.04537 |
205 |
147 |
39 |
19 |
322 |
Tell me about your mother. And be brief. |
1.3756 |
0.04463 |
213 |
153 |
40 |
20 |
323 |
We decided to call it Overtime. Many patients frowned on Sudden Death. |
1.3744 |
0.04216 |
227 |
161 |
47 |
19 |
324 |
What gives you the impression I'm overly focused on my billing? |
1.3744 |
0.04459 |
203 |
144 |
42 |
17 |
325 |
You see, time is on your side |
1.3744 |
0.04404 |
203 |
143 |
44 |
16 |
326 |
Is the second hand necessary? |
1.3738 |
0.04412 |
206 |
146 |
43 |
17 |
327 |
Tell me about a time when you felt rushed or pressured. |
1.3738 |
0.04622 |
206 |
150 |
35 |
21 |
328 |
My patients complained that I was always checking my watch. |
1.3736 |
0.04694 |
182 |
129 |
38 |
15 |
329 |
I'm sorry, your existential crisis is up. |
1.3731 |
0.04599 |
201 |
145 |
37 |
19 |
330 |
Why do you think it’s so big? |
1.3731 |
0.04377 |
201 |
141 |
45 |
15 |
331 |
Wow, would you look at the time! |
1.3731 |
0.04758 |
201 |
148 |
31 |
22 |
332 |
Freud called it his big motherf***ing clock |
1.3731 |
0.04862 |
201 |
150 |
27 |
24 |
333 |
You can admire it all you want but it’s my job to find out what makes YOU tick. |
1.3728 |
0.04154 |
228 |
161 |
49 |
18 |
334 |
It’s for my ‘fear of bifocals’ group. |
1.3720 |
0.04395 |
207 |
147 |
43 |
17 |
335 |
I didn’t say I was licensed. I said I was a big-time therapist. |
1.3706 |
0.04827 |
197 |
146 |
29 |
22 |
336 |
We need to wind it up for today. |
1.3706 |
0.04317 |
197 |
137 |
47 |
13 |
337 |
It looked smaller online and returning is such a hassle. |
1.3706 |
0.04195 |
197 |
135 |
51 |
11 |
338 |
Would you look at the time? |
1.3706 |
0.04317 |
197 |
137 |
47 |
13 |
339 |
You should hear the alarm. |
1.3706 |
0.04256 |
197 |
136 |
49 |
12 |
340 |
Don't worry. It's on your side. |
1.3705 |
0.04344 |
224 |
162 |
41 |
21 |
341 |
Sorry, I hadn't noticed the time. |
1.3700 |
0.04611 |
200 |
145 |
36 |
19 |
342 |
I always thought the term "shrink" was a bit reductive |
1.3700 |
0.04501 |
200 |
143 |
40 |
17 |
343 |
Take your time, we still have 116 seconds. |
1.3697 |
0.04280 |
211 |
149 |
46 |
16 |
344 |
And where do you think this stress is coming from? |
1.3696 |
0.04435 |
230 |
170 |
35 |
25 |
345 |
I call that my cuckoo clock. |
1.3692 |
0.04582 |
195 |
140 |
38 |
17 |
346 |
My grandfather carried it with him all through World War Two. He died of a massive hernia” |
1.3692 |
0.04680 |
214 |
160 |
29 |
25 |
347 |
Six minutes to Happy Hour. |
1.3689 |
0.04512 |
206 |
149 |
38 |
19 |
348 |
Yes, it would be extremely painful if it crushed you. But let’s just forget about that and focus on your morbid fear of death. |
1.3684 |
0.04148 |
228 |
162 |
48 |
18 |
349 |
For the next $20 let's talk about your financial anxiety. |
1.3680 |
0.03889 |
250 |
176 |
56 |
18 |
350 |
Do you get the feeling your life is just ticking away? |
1.3679 |
0.04263 |
212 |
150 |
46 |
16 |
351 |
A good therapist needs 20-20 insight - not perfect eyesight. |
1.3679 |
0.04435 |
193 |
136 |
43 |
14 |
352 |
It increases anxiety and tightens up the schedule - a win/win I'd say. |
1.3679 |
0.04786 |
193 |
142 |
31 |
20 |
353 |
Oh, the clock; I charge $120 an hour or $2 a minute. I just like to know how much I'm making listening to you. |
1.3676 |
0.04595 |
204 |
149 |
35 |
20 |
354 |
Uh, huh. Could it be that you always think that people don't have time for you? |
1.3674 |
0.04272 |
215 |
153 |
45 |
17 |
355 |
So tell me about this anxiety that you have, but make it quick. |
1.3673 |
0.04562 |
196 |
141 |
38 |
17 |
356 |
The alarm is going to be quite startling. |
1.3671 |
0.04388 |
207 |
148 |
42 |
17 |
357 |
Well, I got sick of clients trying to see how mich time was left the without looking like they are. |
1.3670 |
0.04230 |
218 |
155 |
46 |
17 |
358 |
When did you first believe the "little hand" had an inferiority complex? |
1.3668 |
0.04678 |
199 |
146 |
33 |
20 |
359 |
Why do you feel rushed? |
1.3665 |
0.04039 |
221 |
154 |
53 |
14 |
360 |
And that’s why they call me, “A big time psychologist “. |
1.3665 |
0.04587 |
191 |
137 |
38 |
16 |
361 |
And what makes you say it looks like a clock? |
1.3665 |
0.04465 |
191 |
135 |
42 |
14 |
362 |
I'll be honest. When I'm working, I need a constant reminder that time has not stopped. |
1.3655 |
0.04248 |
197 |
137 |
48 |
12 |
363 |
Yes, I think we still have time for one of your psychopathic outbursts. |
1.3651 |
0.04739 |
189 |
138 |
33 |
18 |
364 |
I'd have loved to help you on stress caused by time pressure, but I see we only have seven minutes left. |
1.3649 |
0.04529 |
211 |
155 |
35 |
21 |
365 |
A gift from my accountant. |
1.3649 |
0.04074 |
222 |
156 |
51 |
15 |
366 |
Well, I guess it all started with my grandfather… |
1.3646 |
0.04891 |
181 |
133 |
30 |
18 |
367 |
We thought digital would be too distracting |
1.3646 |
0.04626 |
192 |
139 |
36 |
17 |
368 |
For your next appointment you might want to throw on a pair of pants... |
1.3641 |
0.04770 |
184 |
134 |
33 |
17 |
369 |
The good news is time is on your side. |
1.3641 |
0.04398 |
206 |
148 |
41 |
17 |
370 |
And further more, you've strangely become fixated with time. |
1.3632 |
0.04638 |
201 |
148 |
33 |
20 |
371 |
Try not to think about how much time is left.” |
1.3628 |
0.04166 |
226 |
162 |
46 |
18 |
372 |
On your intake form, you noted you ‘need therapy, big time’. |
1.3627 |
0.04372 |
204 |
146 |
42 |
16 |
373 |
What makes you think this will cost you big time? |
1.3623 |
0.04327 |
207 |
148 |
43 |
16 |
374 |
In these last five minutes, would you like to reflect on your mortality? |
1.3622 |
0.04258 |
196 |
137 |
47 |
12 |
375 |
This week we are going to focus on time management. |
1.3622 |
0.04559 |
185 |
132 |
39 |
14 |
376 |
Why do YOU think that the little hand is bigger than the big hand? |
1.3622 |
0.04809 |
185 |
136 |
31 |
18 |
377 |
Yeah, Freudian slip - I didn't intentionally google a 'big clock.' |
1.3622 |
0.04989 |
185 |
139 |
25 |
21 |
378 |
I knew I needed a big time therapist |
1.3619 |
0.04335 |
210 |
151 |
42 |
17 |
379 |
At 6 pm, you will wake, pay your bill in full, and leave my office pleased and content with your therapist. |
1.3607 |
0.04458 |
183 |
129 |
42 |
12 |
380 |
We’re about to start the rapid fire round of questions. |
1.3602 |
0.04212 |
236 |
173 |
41 |
22 |
381 |
Time's almost up. Let's talk about your suicide plans next time. |
1.3600 |
0.04757 |
200 |
150 |
28 |
22 |
382 |
I see our time is almost fully erect. |
1.3593 |
0.04736 |
231 |
181 |
17 |
33 |
383 |
I charge by the circumference. |
1.3591 |
0.04557 |
181 |
129 |
39 |
13 |
384 |
I work on the theory that time is a great healer |
1.3591 |
0.04133 |
181 |
123 |
51 |
7 |
385 |
It's a gift from my next patient. |
1.3590 |
0.04449 |
195 |
140 |
40 |
15 |
386 |
Do you think it's a metaphor? |
1.3590 |
0.04389 |
195 |
139 |
42 |
14 |
387 |
The hard part is finding 'F' size batteries |
1.3590 |
0.04141 |
195 |
135 |
50 |
10 |
388 |
Now? Now bring up your chronophobia? |
1.3590 |
0.04389 |
195 |
139 |
42 |
14 |
389 |
*So, Billy, when the big hand is on the twelve, we will stop talking about your feelings of infantilism and have a juice box before you skedaddle home." |
1.3583 |
0.04766 |
187 |
138 |
31 |
18 |
390 |
I wanted to get the cuckoo clock, but, you know... |
1.3583 |
0.04581 |
187 |
135 |
37 |
15 |
391 |
What is it, exactly, that is making you anxious? |
1.3575 |
0.04418 |
193 |
138 |
41 |
14 |
392 |
Does anybody really know what time it is …
Does anybody really care ? |
1.3571 |
0.04536 |
182 |
130 |
39 |
13 |
393 |
You’ve definitely come to the right practice to resolve your time management issues. |
1.3568 |
0.04484 |
185 |
132 |
40 |
13 |
394 |
Next session we'll continue working on time management. |
1.3568 |
0.04351 |
185 |
130 |
44 |
11 |
395 |
I found the Apple Watch distracting. |
1.3568 |
0.04484 |
185 |
132 |
40 |
13 |
396 |
Sometimes a huge clock is just a huge clock. |
1.3564 |
0.04336 |
202 |
145 |
42 |
15 |
397 |
It’s what we were both thinking about anyhow. |
1.3564 |
0.04103 |
202 |
141 |
50 |
11 |
398 |
I'm still getting used to having an office in the clock tower too. |
1.3561 |
0.04508 |
205 |
151 |
35 |
19 |
399 |
It's just an other thing proving that size does not matter. |
1.3560 |
0.04570 |
191 |
139 |
36 |
16 |
400 |
And STILL people ask me for the time. |
1.3557 |
0.04636 |
194 |
143 |
33 |
18 |
401 |
I find that nothing focuses my patient's minds like the prospect of their hour being up. |
1.3555 |
0.04363 |
211 |
154 |
39 |
18 |
402 |
Oh. I just got really tired of the Dali. |
1.3555 |
0.04205 |
211 |
151 |
45 |
15 |
403 |
time is just an illusion. You have all the time in the world to accomplish... Oh look at that, our hour is up |
1.3555 |
0.04363 |
211 |
154 |
39 |
18 |
404 |
So quiet you forget it’s there |
1.3547 |
0.04318 |
203 |
146 |
42 |
15 |
405 |
I'm nearsighted, vain, and billing by the hour. |
1.3542 |
0.04366 |
192 |
137 |
42 |
13 |
406 |
It's for my patients with anxiety. It illustrates the relentless, unstoppable march of time that leads always and only to our inevitable end. You have seven minutes left; anything else you'd like to talk about, today? |
1.3542 |
0.04490 |
192 |
139 |
38 |
15 |
407 |
The giant diplomas arrive Tuesday |
1.3539 |
0.04670 |
178 |
129 |
35 |
14 |
408 |
You seem distracted today, Melvin. |
1.3539 |
0.04737 |
178 |
130 |
33 |
15 |
409 |
The cuckoo clock was more subtle, but I was told it was no longer appropriate. |
1.3539 |
0.04804 |
178 |
131 |
31 |
16 |
410 |
It’s a gift from Salvador Dalí after he finished therapy. |
1.3539 |
0.04869 |
178 |
132 |
29 |
17 |
411 |
Trust me, we want to be out of here before it strikes six! |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
412 |
You just can't go on living like you have all the time in the world. |
1.3536 |
0.04746 |
181 |
133 |
32 |
16 |
413 |
So this giant clock ticking away the moments of your life...is it in the room with us right now? |
1.3533 |
0.04625 |
184 |
134 |
35 |
15 |
414 |
Freudian analyst: “Well, that’s very interesting how you heard that. What I actually said was, ‘George, I wonder if you’ve noticed my massive clock.’.” |
1.3533 |
0.04996 |
184 |
140 |
23 |
21 |
415 |
I hadn’t noticed but your 50 minutes is up. |
1.3529 |
0.04572 |
187 |
136 |
36 |
15 |
416 |
I thought this would help you own your session. |
1.3523 |
0.04409 |
193 |
139 |
40 |
14 |
417 |
Ignore the clock in the room. |
1.3523 |
0.04270 |
176 |
122 |
46 |
8 |
418 |
Time cries when you're having Jung. |
1.3523 |
0.04704 |
176 |
128 |
34 |
14 |
419 |
Until you mentioned it I’ve never thought of it as an odd choice of art for my office. |
1.3523 |
0.04492 |
176 |
125 |
40 |
11 |
420 |
What do you think triggers your 'end of session' phobia? |
1.3520 |
0.04652 |
196 |
146 |
31 |
19 |
421 |
The genie misheard my wish. |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
422 |
I’m afraid we won’t have time for a breakthrough this week. |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
423 |
You now feel like waking up and paying me $200. |
1.3511 |
0.04425 |
188 |
135 |
40 |
13 |
424 |
Of course, I’m listening. |
1.3511 |
0.04227 |
188 |
132 |
46 |
10 |
425 |
Clock? |
1.3506 |
0.04375 |
174 |
122 |
43 |
9 |
426 |
You did mention that you wished we could have more time |
1.3506 |
0.04524 |
174 |
124 |
39 |
11 |
427 |
Yes I do charge by the hour. Why do you ask? |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
428 |
Despite having to take 58 AA batteries, it's a wonderful timepiece. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
429 |
Well, just look at the time! |
1.3500 |
0.04238 |
200 |
143 |
44 |
13 |
430 |
Well, you wanted more time in therapy. |
1.3500 |
0.04626 |
180 |
131 |
35 |
14 |
431 |
And yes, it does move slower when you watch it... |
1.3495 |
0.04583 |
186 |
136 |
35 |
15 |
432 |
Hmm.. that's interesting... why do you think you see it as a clock? |
1.3495 |
0.04389 |
186 |
133 |
41 |
12 |
433 |
What time would you like it to be? |
1.3492 |
0.04654 |
189 |
140 |
32 |
17 |
434 |
It encourages my patients to get to the point. |
1.3492 |
0.04209 |
189 |
133 |
46 |
10 |
435 |
Time may be an illusion, but I bill by the hour. |
1.3488 |
0.04846 |
172 |
127 |
30 |
15 |
436 |
We have only a few minutes left, but in the time that remains, do you want to speak to this “immense” fear you have of time running out? |
1.3488 |
0.04775 |
172 |
126 |
32 |
14 |
437 |
Yes Ben, it’s big |
1.3488 |
0.04631 |
172 |
124 |
36 |
12 |
438 |
Beats me . But in seven minutes your not my problem anymore . |
1.3487 |
0.04491 |
195 |
143 |
36 |
16 |
439 |
OK, in our last seven minutes can I ask you to rate your visit? |
1.3486 |
0.04854 |
175 |
130 |
29 |
16 |
440 |
With some patients tempus doesn’t fugit fast enough. |
1.3483 |
0.04660 |
178 |
130 |
34 |
14 |
441 |
If we stop now, you'll save $35. |
1.3474 |
0.04386 |
190 |
137 |
40 |
13 |
442 |
Next session we must address your time urgency. |
1.3471 |
0.04513 |
170 |
121 |
39 |
10 |
443 |
There was a sale when the bank downsized. |
1.3468 |
0.04891 |
173 |
129 |
28 |
16 |
444 |
Why do you feel everyone is only out for themselves? |
1.3468 |
0.04822 |
173 |
128 |
30 |
15 |
445 |
‘“Your mother shot who at home? Oops, times up. Do your calming breath exercises in the waiting room and I’ll see you next week.” |
1.3467 |
0.04365 |
199 |
145 |
39 |
15 |
446 |
Yes, it's phallic. Everything is phallic. |
1.3466 |
0.04624 |
176 |
128 |
35 |
13 |
447 |
So, what worries you about the passing of time? |
1.3466 |
0.04182 |
176 |
122 |
47 |
7 |
448 |
Wait until you see my hourly fees. |
1.3466 |
0.04408 |
176 |
125 |
41 |
10 |
449 |
That's strange. Most people say they see a butterfly |
1.3462 |
0.04714 |
182 |
135 |
31 |
16 |
450 |
Subtle. |
1.3457 |
0.04479 |
188 |
137 |
37 |
14 |
451 |
What do YOU think that’s all about |
1.3454 |
0.04441 |
194 |
142 |
37 |
15 |
452 |
Tell me more about your perception that people are always rushing you. |
1.3452 |
0.04849 |
168 |
124 |
30 |
14 |
453 |
The big hand is dollars and the small hand is results. |
1.3452 |
0.05065 |
168 |
127 |
24 |
17 |
454 |
Now it’s time for the lightning round. |
1.3452 |
0.04775 |
168 |
123 |
32 |
13 |
455 |
All I know is when the big hand is at the top, you owe me $300. |
1.3450 |
0.05067 |
171 |
130 |
23 |
18 |
456 |
"Our time is almost up"" This is the spot where you have five minutes left to tell me whatever it is that we were avoiding talking about." |
1.3448 |
0.04798 |
174 |
129 |
30 |
15 |
457 |
I wouldn't worry. In fact, you're not my only patient concerned about the size of his clock. |
1.3448 |
0.04513 |
174 |
125 |
38 |
11 |
458 |
I SAID, would you LOOK at the TIME. |
1.3446 |
0.04460 |
177 |
127 |
39 |
11 |
459 |
I'm more engaged if I don't have to keep looking at my watch. |
1.3441 |
0.04445 |
186 |
135 |
38 |
13 |
460 |
I heard you were a big time therapist.. |
1.3441 |
0.04699 |
186 |
139 |
30 |
17 |
461 |
What I don't understand is this obsession about time slipping away from you. |
1.3438 |
0.04651 |
192 |
144 |
30 |
18 |
462 |
A gift from a patient who believed he was Dali. I straightened him out. |
1.3434 |
0.04417 |
166 |
117 |
41 |
8 |
463 |
Time does appear to be on your side. |
1.3434 |
0.04736 |
166 |
121 |
33 |
12 |
464 |
I'm thinking of changing it to dollars. That'd be easier for everyone. |
1.3434 |
0.05107 |
166 |
126 |
23 |
17 |
465 |
That’s a new record. Fifty-three minutes before blaming everything on your mother. |
1.3432 |
0.04897 |
169 |
126 |
28 |
15 |
466 |
It's five o'clock somewhere... |
1.3430 |
0.04545 |
172 |
124 |
37 |
11 |
467 |
My accountant got it for me. |
1.3424 |
0.04670 |
184 |
137 |
31 |
16 |
468 |
Oh that? Don't worry about that - it just helps me unwind. |
1.3424 |
0.04733 |
184 |
138 |
29 |
17 |
469 |
Like I mentioned on the phone. I’m a big-time therapist. |
1.3424 |
0.04670 |
184 |
137 |
31 |
16 |
470 |
What clock? Oh,that one doesn’t work. |
1.3420 |
0.04072 |
193 |
136 |
48 |
9 |
471 |
We’re now working on promptness and boundaries |
1.3416 |
0.03953 |
202 |
142 |
51 |
9 |
472 |
You've got a nervous tick |
1.3415 |
0.04850 |
164 |
121 |
30 |
13 |
473 |
I’m not the kind of therapist who stares at her watch. |
1.3415 |
0.05002 |
164 |
123 |
26 |
15 |
474 |
It’s time. |
1.3415 |
0.05076 |
164 |
124 |
24 |
16 |
475 |
It's so we can know when to begin a meaningful exchange just before I say, 'sorry, our time is up'. |
1.3408 |
0.04559 |
179 |
131 |
35 |
13 |
476 |
Why do you think you can’t relax? |
1.3408 |
0.04559 |
179 |
131 |
35 |
13 |
477 |
No, no! It's not just you! Most of my patients feel a sense of dread about the relentless passing of time. |
1.3405 |
0.04455 |
185 |
135 |
37 |
13 |
478 |
It's just for show. We're done when I'm bored. |
1.3402 |
0.04492 |
194 |
144 |
34 |
16 |
479 |
It would be rude to check my watch. |
1.3401 |
0.04501 |
197 |
147 |
33 |
17 |
480 |
I see we’re almost out of time. |
1.3399 |
0.04177 |
203 |
147 |
43 |
13 |
481 |
It's on loan from the Harold Lloyd Museum. |
1.3395 |
0.04809 |
162 |
119 |
31 |
12 |
482 |
What makes you think you blow things out of proportion? |
1.3395 |
0.04966 |
162 |
121 |
27 |
14 |
483 |
Harold, you do realize you're making progress big time, right? |
1.3393 |
0.04373 |
168 |
119 |
41 |
8 |
484 |
Questions will now be true or false so we can finish on time. |
1.3393 |
0.04688 |
168 |
123 |
33 |
12 |
485 |
It was a gift from my accountant. |
1.3392 |
0.04848 |
171 |
128 |
28 |
15 |
486 |
I appreciate that it’s art, but I still feel like you’re trying to tell me something. |
1.3392 |
0.04630 |
171 |
125 |
34 |
12 |
487 |
No, I don’t think it’s pointing at you. |
1.3392 |
0.04479 |
171 |
123 |
38 |
10 |
488 |
Next time we'll get to your fear of death, but for now your time is up. |
1.3391 |
0.04575 |
174 |
127 |
35 |
12 |
489 |
The good news is that I've figured out the solution to all of your problems. The bad news is that it would take me 9 minutes to explain it. |
1.3391 |
0.04647 |
174 |
128 |
33 |
13 |
490 |
Not on my watch |
1.3390 |
0.04449 |
177 |
128 |
38 |
11 |
491 |
Ask yourself if your problems are really bigger than my clock. |
1.3390 |
0.04449 |
177 |
128 |
38 |
11 |
492 |
Well, not everything's symbolic." |
1.3389 |
0.04398 |
180 |
130 |
39 |
11 |
493 |
John, you got two minutes left to describe how you feel under pressure. |
1.3386 |
0.04512 |
189 |
140 |
34 |
15 |
494 |
On your way out, please stop at the giant cash register. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
495 |
$64.57, $64.59, $65.01, $65.03 |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
496 |
No need to fear the clock, it will gong when your time is up. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
497 |
Clock watching is not a productive way to spend our sessions, Mr. Fugit. |
1.3375 |
0.04682 |
160 |
116 |
34 |
10 |
498 |
I wish you wouldn't focus so much on the time. |
1.3374 |
0.04456 |
163 |
116 |
39 |
8 |
499 |
My advice? Time will tell. |
1.3373 |
0.04352 |
169 |
120 |
41 |
8 |
500 |
It's on your side. Yes it is. |
1.3371 |
0.04900 |
175 |
133 |
25 |
17 |
501 |
It stops me glancing at my watch when I’m bored. |
1.3371 |
0.04406 |
175 |
126 |
39 |
10 |
502 |
You have 6 mins and 54 seconds left, no pressure. |
1.3370 |
0.04583 |
181 |
134 |
33 |
14 |
503 |
Interesting that so many of my patients make the same Freudian slip. Yes, I do have a big clock. |
1.3367 |
0.04394 |
196 |
145 |
36 |
15 |
504 |
OK. We have 5 minutes left. Let's talk about you. |
1.3367 |
0.04405 |
199 |
148 |
35 |
16 |
505 |
I notice you seem to be watching the clock. |
1.3354 |
0.04968 |
158 |
118 |
27 |
13 |
506 |
Oh gosh . . . Look at the time! |
1.3354 |
0.04455 |
158 |
112 |
39 |
7 |
507 |
One of my patients said I should replace the hour hand with a dollar sign. |
1.3354 |
0.04718 |
158 |
115 |
33 |
10 |
508 |
I know it's my anxiety speaking, but I feel like you're counting the minutes until our session is over. |
1.3354 |
0.04574 |
161 |
116 |
36 |
9 |
509 |
Larger than life, get it! |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
510 |
No, you’re not a bore! |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
511 |
The rent is unbelievably cheap in this clock tower. |
1.3353 |
0.04543 |
167 |
121 |
36 |
10 |
512 |
A lot of people see it as a metaphor, but honestly I am just really bad at keeping track of lunch. |
1.3353 |
0.04716 |
170 |
126 |
31 |
13 |
513 |
No, it's not fast. It's a therapist clock. Every hour is 45 minutes. |
1.3353 |
0.04658 |
173 |
128 |
32 |
13 |
514 |
I have that clock too |
1.3352 |
0.04741 |
176 |
132 |
29 |
15 |
515 |
My interior designer thought I said “I like big clocks”. |
1.3352 |
0.04672 |
176 |
131 |
31 |
14 |
516 |
It gives me confidence when talking to GenZ, because I can read it. |
1.3352 |
0.04809 |
176 |
133 |
27 |
16 |
517 |
You've got thirty seconds to tell me about your mother. |
1.3352 |
0.04478 |
179 |
131 |
36 |
12 |
518 |
A present from a former patient - I found out what made him tick. |
1.3352 |
0.04750 |
179 |
135 |
28 |
16 |
519 |
It helps folks bypass all the mom and dad crap and get right to the existential crisis. |
1.3351 |
0.04638 |
185 |
139 |
30 |
16 |
520 |
Yes, our time is almost up. Why do you ask? |
1.3351 |
0.04409 |
191 |
141 |
36 |
14 |
521 |
Sometimes, Mr. Peterson, a "clock" is just a clock. |
1.3350 |
0.04315 |
197 |
145 |
38 |
14 |
522 |
Oh my,would you look at the time! |
1.3333 |
0.04608 |
159 |
115 |
35 |
9 |
523 |
On the hour it goes ‘Kaching’. |
1.3333 |
0.04692 |
171 |
127 |
31 |
13 |
524 |
Fifty is the new sixty. |
1.3333 |
0.04698 |
150 |
108 |
34 |
8 |
525 |
It’s a subtle reminder to my patients to drop the mind-numbing details from their stories. |
1.3333 |
0.05045 |
171 |
132 |
21 |
18 |
526 |
I mean, it’s like, on one hand… |
1.3333 |
0.04424 |
186 |
137 |
36 |
13 |
527 |
So what makes you believe that I'm rushing you? We'll explore that next week. |
1.3333 |
0.04439 |
189 |
140 |
35 |
14 |
528 |
The night is still Jung |
1.3333 |
0.04553 |
186 |
139 |
32 |
15 |
529 |
Just for today, you'll be the little hand. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
530 |
Oh, that's just my Doomsday Clock. I like to keep in perspective how small the existential crises we face are in comparison to the larger destruction of our planet -- makes things feel more manageable, you know? |
1.3333 |
0.04364 |
177 |
128 |
39 |
10 |
531 |
I had a big Cuckoo Clock but some patients found it offensive. |
1.3316 |
0.04245 |
193 |
141 |
40 |
12 |
532 |
Isn't this a good way to make every minute count? |
1.3315 |
0.04150 |
181 |
129 |
44 |
8 |
533 |
Did you really just say you feel like you have no concept of time?! |
1.3314 |
0.04468 |
175 |
128 |
36 |
11 |
534 |
I got it while out antiquing. A bit pricey but thats...oh look our time is up. |
1.3314 |
0.04821 |
175 |
133 |
26 |
16 |
535 |
How did your obsession with time begin? |
1.3314 |
0.04595 |
172 |
127 |
33 |
12 |
536 |
Does this one fit your sense of dread, or do we need a bigger clock this week? |
1.3314 |
0.04812 |
172 |
130 |
27 |
15 |
537 |
So I thought, screw subliminal |
1.3314 |
0.04445 |
172 |
125 |
37 |
10 |
538 |
It’s not all in your mind that your time is up. It IS up. |
1.3314 |
0.04576 |
169 |
124 |
34 |
11 |
539 |
And did you feel rushed as a child? |
1.3314 |
0.04727 |
169 |
126 |
30 |
13 |
540 |
My son made it at camp. |
1.3313 |
0.04553 |
166 |
121 |
35 |
10 |
541 |
I figured this was less expensive than getting prescription glasses. |
1.3313 |
0.04390 |
166 |
119 |
39 |
8 |
542 |
Relax! Time is on your side. |
1.3313 |
0.04691 |
163 |
120 |
32 |
11 |
543 |
Why do you think you dream about being trapped in Grand Central? |
1.3313 |
0.04691 |
163 |
120 |
32 |
11 |
544 |
You may think time is an illusion, but to me time is money. |
1.3313 |
0.04994 |
160 |
121 |
25 |
14 |
545 |
The room looked bigger on Zillow. |
1.3312 |
0.05063 |
157 |
119 |
24 |
14 |
546 |
And what time did your mother say it was? |
1.3312 |
0.04519 |
154 |
110 |
37 |
7 |
547 |
Yes, it does make you look skinny |
1.3312 |
0.04880 |
154 |
114 |
29 |
11 |
548 |
That keeps the narcissists on schedule. |
1.3300 |
0.04433 |
200 |
151 |
32 |
17 |
549 |
In exactly seven-and-a-half minutes you will wake up and pay me $300. |
1.3297 |
0.04499 |
185 |
138 |
33 |
14 |
550 |
How do you feel knowing we only have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds left? |
1.3297 |
0.04690 |
185 |
141 |
27 |
17 |
551 |
Tell me how you feel about that big hand. |
1.3297 |
0.04346 |
182 |
133 |
38 |
11 |
552 |
Don't fret, you and the clock both have a screw loose.
You have ten more minutes. |
1.3296 |
0.04466 |
179 |
132 |
35 |
12 |
553 |
So, when are you going to tell me what’s really bothering you? |
1.3293 |
0.04912 |
167 |
127 |
25 |
15 |
554 |
The first issue that I'd like to discuss is your punctuality. |
1.3293 |
0.04686 |
167 |
124 |
31 |
12 |
555 |
When did you first get this feeling that you were "running out of time"? |
1.3292 |
0.04888 |
161 |
121 |
27 |
13 |
556 |
My decorator thought it would make a statement. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
557 |
So what might be the "real reason" you don't think I'm interested in what you have to say. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
558 |
I’ve never seen it go backwards before. |
1.3280 |
0.04346 |
186 |
137 |
37 |
12 |
559 |
You've still got $22.50 remaining. |
1.3278 |
0.04650 |
180 |
136 |
29 |
15 |
560 |
If you think the clock is big, just wait until you see the invoice. |
1.3277 |
0.04497 |
177 |
131 |
34 |
12 |
561 |
Your progress is geologically slow.
Unfortunately, due to the Therapists’ First Law of Special Relativity, my billable hour remains at 45 minutes. |
1.3275 |
0.04680 |
171 |
128 |
30 |
13 |
562 |
Next week let’s explore your fixation on the time. |
1.3274 |
0.04346 |
168 |
121 |
39 |
8 |
563 |
And time! That's a new record for not mentioning your mother-in-law. |
1.3274 |
0.04427 |
168 |
122 |
37 |
9 |
564 |
It makes my hourly rate feel more reasonable. |
1.3273 |
0.04562 |
165 |
121 |
34 |
10 |
565 |
What huge clock on the wall? |
1.3272 |
0.04702 |
162 |
120 |
31 |
11 |
566 |
I guess I’m asking, “What makes you tick?” |
1.3272 |
0.04783 |
162 |
121 |
29 |
12 |
567 |
Big time problems |
1.3272 |
0.04536 |
162 |
118 |
35 |
9 |
568 |
Because I always hated it when clients kept looking at their watches... |
1.3270 |
0.04679 |
159 |
117 |
32 |
10 |
569 |
So, is the giant clock in the room with us right now? |
1.3269 |
0.04826 |
156 |
116 |
29 |
11 |
570 |
You think YOU’RE addicted to TikTok? |
1.3269 |
0.04377 |
156 |
111 |
39 |
6 |
571 |
Just wait ‘til you hear the alarm when your session is up! |
1.3269 |
0.04911 |
156 |
117 |
27 |
12 |
572 |
I got it at Costco |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
573 |
Well, now that you have completed all that insurance paperwork, please take the last six minutes to tell me how things are going. |
1.3268 |
0.05065 |
153 |
116 |
24 |
13 |
574 |
It's an optical allusion. |
1.3267 |
0.04682 |
150 |
109 |
33 |
8 |
575 |
Don't feel anxious, at $300 an hour the clock just looks huge. |
1.3264 |
0.04482 |
193 |
146 |
31 |
16 |
576 |
Don't you think it's possible that the constant pressure you feel is exagerrated? |
1.3258 |
0.04475 |
178 |
132 |
34 |
12 |
577 |
Well, you did ask for a big-time therapist. |
1.3258 |
0.04817 |
178 |
137 |
24 |
17 |
578 |
Which hand are you? |
1.3257 |
0.04528 |
175 |
130 |
33 |
12 |
579 |
As you can clearly see our time is up. |
1.3256 |
0.04583 |
172 |
128 |
32 |
12 |
580 |
And what makes you feel life is passing
you by? |
1.3254 |
0.04788 |
169 |
128 |
27 |
14 |
581 |
What would you like to talk about in our last $52... $51... $50. |
1.3254 |
0.04562 |
169 |
125 |
33 |
11 |
582 |
Do you like it? I wanted something that felt as disproportionate as my hourly fee. |
1.3254 |
0.04861 |
169 |
129 |
25 |
15 |
583 |
Wow you really do blow everything out of proportion |
1.3254 |
0.04861 |
169 |
129 |
25 |
15 |
584 |
Think about living for the moment. |
1.3253 |
0.04458 |
166 |
121 |
36 |
9 |
585 |
Nap time is just about up. How did that make you feel? |
1.3253 |
0.04375 |
166 |
120 |
38 |
8 |
586 |
Now I can perfectly see what makes you tick! |
1.3252 |
0.04836 |
163 |
123 |
27 |
13 |
587 |
You have anxiety!? Yesterday that clock fell off the wall and nearly killed one of my patients! |
1.3250 |
0.04980 |
160 |
122 |
24 |
14 |
588 |
It was cheaper than a new pair of glasses. |
1.3247 |
0.04777 |
154 |
114 |
30 |
10 |
589 |
Interesting that you think it’s a clock. |
1.3247 |
0.05036 |
154 |
117 |
24 |
13 |
590 |
Fascinating. Tell me more about anything you care to talk about in seven minutes. |
1.3245 |
0.04932 |
151 |
113 |
27 |
11 |
591 |
Yes, but how you do *feel* about six dollars a minute? |
1.3245 |
0.04104 |
188 |
136 |
43 |
9 |
592 |
Severn minutes until you are on your own |
1.3243 |
0.05002 |
148 |
111 |
26 |
11 |
593 |
We're still working on how to change the batteries. |
1.3243 |
0.05093 |
148 |
112 |
24 |
12 |
594 |
It was a gift from one of my OCD patients. |
1.3241 |
0.05074 |
145 |
109 |
25 |
11 |
595 |
You seem to have an exaggerated sense of time. |
1.3237 |
0.04486 |
173 |
128 |
34 |
11 |
596 |
I was thinking about adding dollar signs. |
1.3232 |
0.04888 |
164 |
125 |
25 |
14 |
597 |
Before we discuss your inferiority complex, yes, I do have a huge clock. |
1.3232 |
0.04811 |
164 |
124 |
27 |
13 |
598 |
Your feeling that time is running out, is only natural for someone in your position. |
1.3230 |
0.04545 |
161 |
118 |
34 |
9 |
599 |
Why do you think you find therapy stressful? |
1.3230 |
0.04953 |
161 |
123 |
24 |
14 |
600 |
Another fiscal year passes without any patient noticing her two phony diplomas. |
1.3229 |
0.04368 |
192 |
144 |
34 |
14 |
601 |
Why yes, I do get paid big money for my time. |
1.3228 |
0.04602 |
158 |
116 |
33 |
9 |
602 |
I'm replacing it with a giant cuckoo clock. |
1.3226 |
0.04658 |
186 |
143 |
26 |
17 |
603 |
And can you now tell me exactly why you envy the minute hand |
1.3226 |
0.04924 |
155 |
117 |
26 |
12 |
604 |
No pressure |
1.3224 |
0.04630 |
152 |
111 |
33 |
8 |
605 |
Now that we've identified your fear of loud noises, I suggest we wrap up quickly and run downstairs |
1.3224 |
0.05079 |
152 |
116 |
23 |
13 |
606 |
I find the constant reminder that each second brings us closer to our inexorable demise cuts down on trivial complaints, which is better for my mental health. |
1.3222 |
0.04638 |
180 |
137 |
28 |
15 |
607 |
They say time heals all wounds |
1.3220 |
0.04264 |
177 |
129 |
39 |
9 |
608 |
So what I'm hearing is you're feeling small, and like you're running out of time? |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
609 |
Time sure flies when it's staring you right in the face. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
610 |
I needed it to cover a large crack; my last patient got very upset. |
1.3217 |
0.04922 |
143 |
106 |
28 |
9 |
611 |
And...Another 5 bucks! |
1.3214 |
0.04164 |
168 |
120 |
42 |
6 |
612 |
I feel like you're always watching the clock. |
1.3210 |
0.04348 |
162 |
117 |
38 |
7 |
613 |
Tell me more about this feeling that your time is running out. |
1.3208 |
0.04490 |
159 |
116 |
35 |
8 |
614 |
How does the second hand make you feel? |
1.3205 |
0.04811 |
156 |
117 |
28 |
11 |
615 |
If you find it annoying you really don't need therapy. |
1.3205 |
0.04725 |
156 |
116 |
30 |
10 |
616 |
Helps to keep you in the present. |
1.3205 |
0.04725 |
156 |
116 |
30 |
10 |
617 |
I'm afraid that's all the time we have room for. |
1.3205 |
0.04546 |
156 |
114 |
34 |
8 |
618 |
I call it the Clock of Damocles |
1.3200 |
0.04944 |
150 |
113 |
26 |
11 |
619 |
Let's talk more about your struggles with alcoholism next time. It's almost happy hour. |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
620 |
It’s just a figment of your imagination. See you next week. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
621 |
Clients kept catching me checking my watch. |
1.3195 |
0.04391 |
169 |
124 |
36 |
9 |
622 |
Sudden onset anxiety is rare, but I am seeing more of it in my office. |
1.3195 |
0.04269 |
169 |
130 |
27 |
12 |
623 |
Patients find it distracting if I wear a watch. |
1.3195 |
0.04391 |
169 |
124 |
36 |
9 |
624 |
I assure you, the fact that the little hand is always pointing toward you during our sessions has no significance. |
1.3194 |
0.05088 |
144 |
109 |
24 |
11 |
625 |
Not everything is about size. Sometimes, one is just gifted with an enormous clock.” |
1.3194 |
0.05275 |
144 |
111 |
20 |
13 |
626 |
What makes you think I just do this for the money? |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
627 |
Therapist: You said you were terrified of time, so I thought exposure therapy would be a good place to start. |
1.3191 |
0.04964 |
141 |
105 |
27 |
9 |
628 |
Tell me about it. I’ve got plenty of time |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
629 |
I specialize in big time problems. |
1.3188 |
0.04966 |
160 |
123 |
23 |
14 |
630 |
Tell me more. What do you think is the source of overwhelming pressure to make every minute count? |
1.3188 |
0.04639 |
160 |
119 |
31 |
10 |
631 |
You should see my grandfather clock. |
1.3185 |
0.04611 |
157 |
116 |
32 |
9 |
632 |
It’s a Freudex. |
1.3185 |
0.04611 |
157 |
116 |
32 |
9 |
633 |
That sounds very traumatic. Can you sum it up in, say, seven minutes? |
1.3182 |
0.05021 |
154 |
118 |
23 |
13 |
634 |
How does that make you feel? |
1.3179 |
0.04319 |
173 |
127 |
37 |
9 |
635 |
We thought installing a Doomsday Clock might give folks some helpful perspective. |
1.3179 |
0.04472 |
173 |
129 |
33 |
11 |
636 |
And why do you think you see a clock? |
1.3179 |
0.05005 |
151 |
115 |
24 |
12 |
637 |
Yes, I wanted a timepiece which complimented my pricing. |
1.3176 |
0.04985 |
148 |
112 |
25 |
11 |
638 |
What do YOU think the time is? |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
639 |
Let's unpack why you think the size matters. |
1.3172 |
0.04962 |
145 |
109 |
26 |
10 |
640 |
Well, I can see our time is largely up |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
641 |
Can you be more specific? They’re both big hands. |
1.3172 |
0.04962 |
145 |
109 |
26 |
10 |
642 |
Yes, size matters. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
643 |
Time flies when you’re having issues. |
1.3171 |
0.04718 |
164 |
124 |
28 |
12 |
644 |
It’s an early Salvatore Dali |
1.3169 |
0.04506 |
183 |
139 |
30 |
14 |
645 |
It looked a lot smaller online. |
1.3169 |
0.05229 |
142 |
109 |
21 |
12 |
646 |
You don't want to be here when it chimes! |
1.3169 |
0.05034 |
142 |
107 |
25 |
10 |
647 |
Ah yes, it was a gift from the patient who comes in right after you. |
1.3167 |
0.04558 |
180 |
137 |
29 |
14 |
648 |
Ok,but which one looks like your penis? |
1.3165 |
0.05210 |
139 |
106 |
22 |
11 |
649 |
While some are Freudian and others are Jungian,I am a Flavor-Flavian. |
1.3165 |
0.05407 |
139 |
108 |
18 |
13 |
650 |
It makes all my other patients feel depressed, too. I find it quite thrilling. |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
651 |
No, it's not fast. But it is heavy and poorly secured. |
1.3165 |
0.04925 |
158 |
121 |
24 |
13 |
652 |
So, I see we still have two and a half minutes left. You briefly mentioned your fantasy of killing your whole family and then committing suicide. Tell me a bit more about that! |
1.3165 |
0.04925 |
158 |
121 |
24 |
13 |
653 |
Oh! It’s time to give up |
1.3164 |
0.04543 |
177 |
134 |
30 |
13 |
654 |
We can talk about it as long as you want. |
1.3161 |
0.04269 |
155 |
111 |
39 |
5 |
655 |
So, you always feel like time is running out? |
1.3161 |
0.04461 |
155 |
113 |
35 |
7 |
656 |
Mr. Jagger, I hope you realize that time is on your side, yes it is! |
1.3154 |
0.04576 |
149 |
109 |
33 |
7 |
657 |
When you’re ready,Brian. No pressure. |
1.3154 |
0.04476 |
149 |
108 |
35 |
6 |
658 |
Makes my fee per hour look more reasonable. |
1.3151 |
0.04636 |
146 |
107 |
32 |
7 |
659 |
Wait until you hear the sound it makes when your session is up. |
1.3151 |
0.04933 |
146 |
110 |
26 |
10 |
660 |
"Don’t worry, that ticking sound isn’t in your head” |
1.3151 |
0.04836 |
146 |
109 |
28 |
9 |
661 |
It feels like everywhere I go I'm reminded of my big brother Ben |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
662 |
..and now, as half of the tri-state area can see, our time is up. |
1.3143 |
0.05078 |
140 |
106 |
24 |
10 |
663 |
So you think you have chronomentrophobia?”
“Big time |
1.3143 |
0.04764 |
140 |
103 |
30 |
7 |
664 |
As you can see Mr. Biggs, we’ve exceeded the 50 minute hour. |
1.3141 |
0.04709 |
156 |
117 |
29 |
10 |
665 |
And why do you think you have this feeling of impending doom? |
1.3141 |
0.04247 |
156 |
112 |
39 |
5 |
666 |
You say you feel like you're running out of time to change things? |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
667 |
Why do you think you feel small,Ben? |
1.3137 |
0.04493 |
153 |
112 |
34 |
7 |
668 |
We have to finish by 6. I have an appointment with my therapist! |
1.3137 |
0.05034 |
153 |
118 |
22 |
13 |
669 |
So, you are dwelling on how short your time is on Earth. Why do you think that is? |
1.3137 |
0.05034 |
153 |
118 |
22 |
13 |
670 |
And where do you think your anxiety about running out of time comes from? |
1.3137 |
0.04587 |
153 |
113 |
32 |
8 |
671 |
Oh, yeah! Big time! |
1.3136 |
0.04376 |
169 |
125 |
35 |
9 |
672 |
Yes I have cataracts, but 50 minutes is 50 minutes |
1.3136 |
0.04456 |
169 |
126 |
33 |
10 |
673 |
Oh, that? Don't worry about it. It just helps me keep track of how long I have to pretend to care. |
1.3136 |
0.04835 |
169 |
131 |
23 |
15 |
674 |
Next week let's continue exploring why you want me to agree that the clock is large. |
1.3136 |
0.04762 |
169 |
130 |
25 |
14 |
675 |
Yes, it does run fast…how does that make you feel? |
1.3136 |
0.04456 |
169 |
126 |
33 |
10 |
676 |
Sounds like your mid-life crisis is right on time. |
1.3133 |
0.04928 |
150 |
114 |
25 |
11 |
677 |
All because I was late to one meeting with my interior designer. |
1.3129 |
0.04904 |
147 |
111 |
26 |
10 |
678 |
It’s a thank-you gift from a previous client. I helped him with his obsessive tower-climbing and kleptomania. |
1.3129 |
0.04998 |
147 |
112 |
24 |
11 |
679 |
I always wanted to go big-time. |
1.3129 |
0.04566 |
163 |
122 |
31 |
10 |
680 |
Yep, the ticking drives everbody nuts...and I'm right here to help. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
681 |
Come on! Just seven more minutes on your mother and we make the Guinness Book of World Records! |
1.3121 |
0.05019 |
157 |
122 |
21 |
14 |
682 |
No it's not the doomsday clock ... unless you want it be the doomsday clock. |
1.3121 |
0.04683 |
157 |
118 |
29 |
10 |
683 |
Yes, time is a meaningless concept in the universe but we must end our session for today! |
1.3121 |
0.04413 |
157 |
115 |
35 |
7 |
684 |
You're welcome to keep talking but I leave at six. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
685 |
Oh my goodness,is that the time? |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
686 |
I have a fear of eye doctors. |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
687 |
We should close now. You don't want to be here when the chime goes off. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
688 |
I can’t believe I didn’t notice that we have gone two minutes over your session. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
689 |
I still think that you should have bought glasses |
1.3118 |
0.04512 |
170 |
128 |
31 |
11 |
690 |
I stopped listening 2 1/2 minutes ago when you’re 50 minutes ran out. |
1.3117 |
0.05006 |
154 |
119 |
22 |
13 |
691 |
I got tired of being called a shrink. |
1.3117 |
0.04920 |
154 |
118 |
24 |
12 |
692 |
I miss the subtlety of your wristwatch glances. |
1.3116 |
0.05018 |
138 |
104 |
25 |
9 |
693 |
Looks like a big time problem. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
694 |
Don't mind the new clock Marcus, it's only for symbolic order. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
695 |
I think your tic tac is broken" (or for the portuguese people "o teu Tico teco não está bom!!" |
1.3116 |
0.05520 |
138 |
109 |
15 |
14 |
696 |
Well, time is money |
1.3114 |
0.04406 |
167 |
124 |
34 |
9 |
697 |
Wounds healed yet? |
1.3113 |
0.04899 |
151 |
115 |
25 |
11 |
698 |
I see our, well, you know. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
699 |
Tell me about a time when you felt really small. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
700 |
Next week we work on your clock fixation. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
701 |
Try not to focus so much on the time remaining in our session. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
702 |
Stop watching the clock. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
703 |
I know I’m late sometimes but this is a bit passive aggressive. |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
704 |
The first thing I’d like to talk about is your obsession with time. |
1.3108 |
0.04875 |
148 |
112 |
26 |
10 |
705 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.3106 |
0.04845 |
161 |
124 |
24 |
13 |
706 |
It's time to wake up, Mr. Brown. Your hour's almost up and I just finished Wordle. |
1.3103 |
0.04644 |
145 |
107 |
31 |
7 |
707 |
So, you see a high kicking Rockette. |
1.3101 |
0.04910 |
158 |
122 |
23 |
13 |
708 |
Just remember David, we’re not here for a good time, we’re here for a long time. |
1.3099 |
0.04565 |
171 |
130 |
29 |
12 |
709 |
We have a little under two minutes to explore why you feel no one cares about you. |
1.3099 |
0.05114 |
142 |
109 |
22 |
11 |
710 |
Starting this year I will charge by the second |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
711 |
Don't mind that. |
1.3092 |
0.04781 |
152 |
115 |
27 |
10 |
712 |
It was a gift from my regular 6 o'clock. |
1.3092 |
0.04689 |
152 |
114 |
29 |
9 |
713 |
Well its real purpose is to make you feel small and inadequate.
Now let’s get started. |
1.3091 |
0.04599 |
165 |
125 |
29 |
11 |
714 |
It seems you have repressed sexual feelings for your mother, but we’re out of time. Will that be cash or credit? |
1.3090 |
0.04507 |
178 |
136 |
29 |
13 |
715 |
Hands down, the best purchase this year. |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
716 |
I want you to get a sense of just how much each of your problems cost. |
1.3087 |
0.04752 |
149 |
112 |
28 |
9 |
717 |
It was a gift from a former patient who overcame his chronophobia. |
1.3082 |
0.04718 |
146 |
109 |
29 |
8 |
718 |
Now, no one ever catches me sneaking a look at the time. |
1.3082 |
0.04617 |
146 |
108 |
31 |
7 |
719 |
And when the clock strikes 6, you will wake up and stop being such a big, big baby. |
1.3082 |
0.05010 |
146 |
112 |
23 |
11 |
720 |
Our time is almost up. Better put your pants back on. |
1.3082 |
0.04545 |
159 |
119 |
31 |
9 |
721 |
I agree that time is a construct, and you have five minutes left in your session. |
1.3082 |
0.04632 |
159 |
120 |
29 |
10 |
722 |
Do you see the clock on the wall? |
1.3077 |
0.04783 |
143 |
107 |
28 |
8 |
723 |
Oh that? My husband thought I said I wanted a bigger clock for my birthday. |
1.3077 |
0.05114 |
156 |
123 |
18 |
15 |
724 |
Patients complained, so I got rid of the dollar signs. |
1.3072 |
0.04932 |
153 |
118 |
23 |
12 |
725 |
You have 6 minutes and 56 seconds to get your pants on. |
1.3072 |
0.04932 |
153 |
118 |
23 |
12 |
726 |
What do YOU think the hands on the giant clock mean? |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
727 |
I can't help noticing that our session is almost over. |
1.3061 |
0.04691 |
147 |
110 |
29 |
8 |
728 |
Please stop concentrating on the time and think about how much more we can accomplish in the next 6 minutes and 54 seconds. |
1.3061 |
0.04488 |
147 |
108 |
33 |
6 |
729 |
Why do you think you’re still having the Harold Lloyd nightmares? |
1.3061 |
0.04789 |
147 |
111 |
27 |
9 |
730 |
Well, we have seven minutes left to resolve your life's anxieties.
Let's get to it. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
731 |
It’s two minutes slow. |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
732 |
Wait a second, you fear your hands are not the same size? |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
733 |
I'm concerned about your obsession with clock size. |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
734 |
Well, Roger, it's almost time for you to feel worse than when you arrived. |
1.3057 |
0.04838 |
157 |
121 |
24 |
12 |
735 |
Trust me, by the time our session is over and the alarm blasts, the last thing you'll be thinking of is your childhood? |
1.3052 |
0.04637 |
154 |
116 |
29 |
9 |
736 |
And this fear of death... is it in the room with us right now? |
1.3052 |
0.04816 |
154 |
118 |
25 |
11 |
737 |
It makes the session feel longer. |
1.3050 |
0.04264 |
141 |
101 |
37 |
3 |
738 |
So when exactly did your chronophobia start?" |
1.3050 |
0.04715 |
141 |
105 |
29 |
7 |
739 |
Take your time, Mr. Johnson, take your time. |
1.3049 |
0.04688 |
164 |
126 |
26 |
12 |
740 |
So, in the 8 minutes that we have left, can you expand on this feeling that you are running out of time? |
1.3046 |
0.04422 |
174 |
132 |
31 |
11 |
741 |
Only a few minutes left, don't start anything big. |
1.3043 |
0.04997 |
138 |
105 |
24 |
9 |
742 |
Let's talk about your feeling that you are going to be crushed by the passage of time... where do you think that comes from? |
1.3043 |
0.04997 |
138 |
105 |
24 |
9 |
743 |
Almost sex o'clock I mean dad o'clock I mean oh no. |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
744 |
I want you to ignore it. |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
745 |
Thanks! I got it in London. |
1.3041 |
0.04462 |
148 |
109 |
33 |
6 |
746 |
Soooooooooooooooo
our…………….
……time………
………….is……
……………..up |
1.3037 |
0.04495 |
135 |
98 |
33 |
4 |
747 |
During sessions we shouldn't focus on how much time is left. |
1.3037 |
0.05073 |
135 |
103 |
23 |
9 |
748 |
Take your time. |
1.3034 |
0.04827 |
145 |
110 |
26 |
9 |
749 |
It gets to the point, doesn't it? |
1.3034 |
0.04624 |
145 |
108 |
30 |
7 |
750 |
If you think that’s big, wait till you see the bill. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
751 |
Soon, this nightmare of yours will end. For me. |
1.3032 |
0.04789 |
155 |
119 |
25 |
11 |
752 |
Ok, that's worth noting. But I'd like to go back and hear much more about what that second hand is saying to you. |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
753 |
I particularly enjoy the alarm. |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
754 |
We’d better hurry to get you to that breakthrough. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
755 |
I bought it to replace the cuckoo clock. |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
756 |
I had the dollar signs removed. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
757 |
As a psychiatrist you never want to have a patient see you looking at your watch. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
758 |
Well, you said you wanted a big time therapist. |
1.3020 |
0.05190 |
149 |
118 |
17 |
14 |
759 |
What gives you the impression I only care about my fees? |
1.3019 |
0.04701 |
159 |
122 |
26 |
11 |
760 |
In hindsight, the giant cuckoo clock was a little insensitive. |
1.3015 |
0.05554 |
136 |
109 |
13 |
14 |
761 |
Time is an abstract construct Bill. You needn't worry about it "crushing" you. |
1.3015 |
0.04931 |
136 |
103 |
25 |
8 |
762 |
It was a Secret Santa gift. |
1.3015 |
0.04931 |
136 |
103 |
25 |
8 |
763 |
Don't let that tic-toc bother you. |
1.3014 |
0.04387 |
146 |
107 |
34 |
5 |
764 |
In the time we have left, let's talk about your mother. |
1.3014 |
0.04699 |
146 |
110 |
28 |
8 |
765 |
I think we can both agree that time, is indeed, on your side. |
1.3014 |
0.05085 |
146 |
114 |
20 |
12 |
766 |
So many problems, so little time. |
1.3007 |
0.04763 |
143 |
108 |
27 |
8 |
767 |
Relax, no pressure I’m here to listen. |
1.3007 |
0.04442 |
143 |
105 |
33 |
5 |
768 |
Rushed? Why would you feel rushed? |
1.3000 |
0.04800 |
150 |
115 |
25 |
10 |
769 |
What clock? |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
770 |
Don't worry about the time; let's stay focused. |
1.3000 |
0.04935 |
140 |
107 |
24 |
9 |
771 |
It was Dali's first attempt |
1.3000 |
0.05531 |
130 |
103 |
15 |
12 |
772 |
Why yes, it is a death clock. Now, how is your anxiety? |
1.3000 |
0.04412 |
150 |
111 |
33 |
6 |
773 |
Mr. Jones, it would be better if you turned your head away from the clock, so you can concentrate. The clock is for me. |
1.3000 |
0.04403 |
170 |
129 |
31 |
10 |
774 |
Can I just remind you I am off to my own therapist at six |
1.3000 |
0.04512 |
150 |
112 |
31 |
7 |
775 |
Well? |
1.3000 |
0.04723 |
140 |
105 |
28 |
7 |
776 |
Yes, I'm sending it back. It was supposed to have a 50-minute hour. |
1.3000 |
0.04758 |
160 |
124 |
24 |
12 |
777 |
Now that you bring it up, yes, I can see that I am clearly compensating for something – but this isn't about me. |
1.3000 |
0.04983 |
150 |
117 |
21 |
12 |
778 |
and when she said, 'Size does matter!', how did that make you feel? |
1.3000 |
0.04800 |
150 |
115 |
25 |
10 |
779 |
It used to be a train station. |
1.2993 |
0.04254 |
147 |
107 |
36 |
4 |
780 |
Think of the hour hand as all the things that you regret, the minute hand as all the things that make you happy, and the second hand as what you pay me to tell you the difference. |
1.2992 |
0.05161 |
127 |
97 |
22 |
8 |
781 |
It takes two double-Z batteries. |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
782 |
It’s time we mentioned the elephant-sized clock in the room. |
1.2992 |
0.04652 |
127 |
93 |
30 |
4 |
783 |
Interesting. And how long have you had this feeling of a time constraint hanging over you? |
1.2992 |
0.05161 |
127 |
97 |
22 |
8 |
784 |
Try not to think about it |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
785 |
Try not to be concerned with the meter--let's just focus on your financial anxiety. |
1.2987 |
0.04619 |
154 |
117 |
28 |
9 |
786 |
Oh, the second hand is dollars and the minute hand is cents. |
1.2986 |
0.05222 |
144 |
114 |
17 |
13 |
787 |
Sure it runs fast—I find patients have better results with the added pressure. |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
788 |
Sounds like you have a big time problem. |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
789 |
I thought you meant you were big on TikTok. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
790 |
I'm very nearsighted. |
1.2971 |
0.04413 |
138 |
101 |
33 |
4 |
791 |
I'm afraid we both dozed off, but your time is up |
1.2971 |
0.05082 |
138 |
107 |
21 |
10 |
792 |
This was easier than getting glasses. |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
793 |
My Lasik surgery didn't go as well as hoped. |
1.2966 |
0.04603 |
145 |
109 |
29 |
7 |
794 |
Yes, Friedrich, time may be a flat circle, but let’s first discuss my flat rate. |
1.2966 |
0.04603 |
145 |
109 |
29 |
7 |
795 |
I know. But it was a Christmas gift from my grandma. |
1.2966 |
0.04390 |
145 |
107 |
33 |
5 |
796 |
I like to think I've made the big time. |
1.2963 |
0.04940 |
135 |
103 |
24 |
8 |
797 |
It's no wonder I have a nervous tick. |
1.2963 |
0.05051 |
135 |
104 |
22 |
9 |
798 |
Clever of you to have your office in a clock tower doctor. |
1.2963 |
0.04711 |
135 |
101 |
28 |
6 |
799 |
You have seven and a half minutes left to resolve your Oedipus |
1.2961 |
0.04261 |
152 |
112 |
35 |
5 |
800 |
An awareness of the present moment is key. |
1.2961 |
0.04652 |
152 |
116 |
27 |
9 |
801 |
You can see it too??? |
1.2961 |
0.04558 |
152 |
115 |
29 |
8 |
802 |
I find it's easier if we both know when it's time for you to stop whining. |
1.2960 |
0.05795 |
125 |
101 |
11 |
13 |
803 |
My next patient is Salvador Dali |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
804 |
Just to completely transparent I am charging by the second. |
1.2958 |
0.04557 |
142 |
106 |
30 |
6 |
805 |
Is it too obvious? |
1.2958 |
0.04976 |
142 |
110 |
22 |
10 |
806 |
I promise you that I am not compensating for anything.” |
1.2958 |
0.04446 |
142 |
105 |
32 |
5 |
807 |
You’re a little passive-aggressive for a therapist. |
1.2958 |
0.04215 |
142 |
103 |
36 |
3 |
808 |
Therapist: So you're having problems? Patient: Big time. |
1.2958 |
0.04875 |
142 |
109 |
24 |
9 |
809 |
With our remaining time, let’s talk about you. |
1.2955 |
0.04778 |
132 |
99 |
27 |
6 |
810 |
The artist calls this piece “A therapist’s hour”. |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
811 |
No need to rush |
1.2955 |
0.04530 |
132 |
97 |
31 |
4 |
812 |
So basically, your wife's personal trainer is the minute hand and you're the hour hand. |
1.2953 |
0.04994 |
149 |
117 |
20 |
12 |
813 |
Wrap it up. |
1.2953 |
0.04617 |
149 |
113 |
28 |
8 |
814 |
My patients are always looking at the clock anyway -- this way,they don't have to pretend not to. |
1.2951 |
0.05294 |
122 |
94 |
20 |
8 |
815 |
Glasses make me look too serious. |
1.2950 |
0.04838 |
139 |
106 |
25 |
8 |
816 |
Just a reminder I bill by the hour. |
1.2949 |
0.04476 |
156 |
118 |
30 |
8 |
817 |
Freud believed all men are obsessed with clock size |
1.2949 |
0.04567 |
156 |
119 |
28 |
9 |
818 |
Just ignore it. That's for my "Women in Their Forties Who Want Children" group at 4:30. |
1.2946 |
0.05092 |
129 |
99 |
22 |
8 |
819 |
Correct! Only 416 seconds left to Happy Hour. |
1.2945 |
0.05159 |
146 |
116 |
17 |
13 |
820 |
It was a gift from your insurance company. |
1.2945 |
0.04876 |
146 |
113 |
23 |
10 |
821 |
I used to have a Grandfather clock there, but clients said the ticking noise was too distracting. |
1.2945 |
0.04876 |
146 |
113 |
23 |
10 |
822 |
It's not about you. I'm nearsighted. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
823 |
Don't worry. It's three seconds fast. |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
824 |
You have exactly 2 more minutes left to say what you actually wanted to talk about |
1.2941 |
0.04694 |
170 |
134 |
22 |
14 |
825 |
Wake up. Your time is almost up... |
1.2937 |
0.04742 |
143 |
109 |
26 |
8 |
826 |
Just a reminder that our time together is precious. |
1.2937 |
0.04845 |
143 |
110 |
24 |
9 |
827 |
I think what you’re dealing with is
big-time anxiety issues. |
1.2933 |
0.04687 |
150 |
115 |
26 |
9 |
828 |
So Paul, we only have a few minutes left to discuss your issues with overcompensation. |
1.2932 |
0.04626 |
133 |
99 |
29 |
5 |
829 |
Hmmm?"
"I know our time is almost up, but I was just getting to the good part. |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
830 |
Don’t be concerned. It’s only the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
831 |
Time heals... but not if you keep staring at it like that |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
832 |
Dali? No! Hawking, good guess. But it represents $500 per hour! |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
833 |
You have seven minutes to decide…male or female. |
1.2925 |
0.04750 |
147 |
113 |
25 |
9 |
834 |
We have seven more minutes: tell me your life story…and include your credit card info ….. |
1.2925 |
0.04942 |
147 |
115 |
21 |
11 |
835 |
It was either that or a cuckoo clock. |
1.2925 |
0.04942 |
147 |
115 |
21 |
11 |
836 |
are you the big arrow or the little arrow today? |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
837 |
Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Your mother. |
1.2923 |
0.05400 |
130 |
103 |
16 |
11 |
838 |
Time is the greatest healer, James. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
839 |
Well, it really brings home my advice, it's only a matter of time.
Plus people have more break throughs when they can visualize how much we charge per minute. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
840 |
When I count to three, you will wake up, and your wallet will feel much lighter. |
1.2922 |
0.04600 |
154 |
118 |
27 |
9 |
841 |
Now I don't have to sneak looks at my watch. |
1.2920 |
0.04535 |
137 |
102 |
30 |
5 |
842 |
Eight minutes to go.
No, it's actually seven.
Seven and a half?
Possibly. Well, now it's seven. |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
843 |
Sometimes I feel like time is just passing by. Does that resonate with you? |
1.2920 |
0.04652 |
137 |
103 |
28 |
6 |
844 |
Will you look at the time... |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
845 |
Everyone sees something different: some see their biological clock running down, others their approaching mortality… I see we’re almost at the end of our session for today. |
1.2920 |
0.04986 |
137 |
106 |
22 |
9 |
846 |
No hurry. Just take your time. |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
847 |
That's unusual- have you always felt like people never have enough time for you? |
1.2919 |
0.04632 |
161 |
125 |
25 |
11 |
848 |
I find it reduces billing disputes. |
1.2919 |
0.04284 |
161 |
121 |
33 |
7 |
849 |
I can't emphasize this enough. You need to learn how to live in the present. |
1.2914 |
0.04466 |
151 |
114 |
30 |
7 |
850 |
Performance anxiety ... inadequacy ... feeling you're being put on the clock. Where do you think these negative thoughts come from? |
1.2914 |
0.04564 |
151 |
115 |
28 |
8 |
851 |
I just kept losing my reading glasses. |
1.2913 |
0.05013 |
127 |
97 |
23 |
7 |
852 |
It should really be a cuckoo clock. |
1.2913 |
0.05374 |
127 |
100 |
17 |
10 |
853 |
I just feel like time is always pressuring me….. |
1.2911 |
0.04517 |
158 |
121 |
28 |
9 |
854 |
When every minute feels like an eternity, .. |
1.2910 |
0.04717 |
134 |
101 |
27 |
6 |
855 |
I call the big hand “Joe” and the little hand “Donald.” |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
856 |
So tell me, why does my clock make you feel anxious? |
1.2908 |
0.04562 |
141 |
106 |
29 |
6 |
857 |
I just feel like my time is up". "Funny you should mention that... |
1.2908 |
0.04779 |
141 |
108 |
25 |
8 |
858 |
I should have gone digital but it sounds too Freudian. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
859 |
No,no,please, go on. What makes you think I’m watching the clock? |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
860 |
Perhaps we could focus on your obsession with time in our remaining minutes here today? |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
861 |
...and WHY would you say you find the big hand intimidating? |
1.2901 |
0.04905 |
131 |
100 |
24 |
7 |
862 |
Oh, pay no attention to the time. |
1.2901 |
0.05252 |
131 |
103 |
18 |
10 |
863 |
The clock on the wall is not judging you and neither am I. |
1.2901 |
0.05024 |
131 |
101 |
22 |
8 |
864 |
Yes it may be a tad excessive, but I find it is a good reminder to stay in the present |
1.2897 |
0.04368 |
145 |
108 |
32 |
5 |
865 |
We are reminded to value each minute of our brief hour. |
1.2897 |
0.04582 |
145 |
110 |
28 |
7 |
866 |
You may have noticed your time is almost up. |
1.2897 |
0.04786 |
145 |
112 |
24 |
9 |
867 |
From Temu. Why do you ask? |
1.2897 |
0.04368 |
145 |
108 |
32 |
5 |
868 |
Bill, Bill, Bill, it is not always about you. I have a nut pie in my oven. |
1.2897 |
0.04786 |
145 |
112 |
24 |
9 |
869 |
Because I'm a big time therapist, that's why. |
1.2895 |
0.04538 |
152 |
116 |
28 |
8 |
870 |
No, you're the one obsessed with time. I just need glasses. |
1.2895 |
0.04726 |
152 |
118 |
24 |
10 |
871 |
You have seven minutes left. Please don't tell me you just murdered your wife. |
1.2893 |
0.04666 |
159 |
124 |
24 |
11 |
872 |
Why do you think you obsess with time in our sessions? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
873 |
Are you still waiting for Godot, honey? |
1.2889 |
0.04567 |
135 |
101 |
29 |
5 |
874 |
As you can see, it's about that time. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
875 |
See, it's OK to have a small hand. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
876 |
Just relax and don't worry about the time. |
1.2881 |
0.04977 |
118 |
89 |
24 |
5 |
877 |
You should know I'm both punctual and nearsighted. |
1.2881 |
0.04830 |
118 |
88 |
26 |
4 |
878 |
It's to remind me to say "On the one hand ... but on the other." |
1.2881 |
0.04830 |
118 |
88 |
26 |
4 |
879 |
Who would’ve thought watching someone sleep could pay for a boat! |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
880 |
'Second thoughts?' |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
881 |
Well,I can't help but notice that our hour is up. |
1.2880 |
0.05183 |
125 |
97 |
20 |
8 |
882 |
I couldn't make it on Park Avenue, but still wanted to be known as a big-time therapist. |
1.2879 |
0.05105 |
132 |
103 |
20 |
9 |
883 |
What do you mean, distracted? |
1.2878 |
0.04361 |
139 |
103 |
32 |
4 |
884 |
I call him Big Sigmund. |
1.2878 |
0.04923 |
139 |
108 |
22 |
9 |
885 |
It's right twice a day. |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
886 |
That’s what we call a “Cuckoo” clock! |
1.2877 |
0.04856 |
146 |
114 |
22 |
10 |
887 |
And what makes you feel like time is running out? |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
888 |
I decided, "Your time is up", was a little too subtle. |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
889 |
Just wait until you hear the chime. |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
890 |
And how does this awareness of the passage of time make you feel? |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
891 |
Well yeah, I can see how you might think that has something to do with my billing practices. |
1.2868 |
0.05185 |
129 |
101 |
19 |
9 |
892 |
We're in sudden death overtime now. |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
893 |
I got tired of telling patients their time was up |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
894 |
Let's delve into why you feel pressed for time. |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
895 |
If it starts to melt, I'll need to see you more often." |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
896 |
In your Yelp review, mention I'm a bigtime therapist. |
1.2868 |
0.04995 |
136 |
106 |
21 |
9 |
897 |
I meant I see big CLOCKS everywhere- sorry Freudian slip. |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
898 |
I reviewed your case. A doomsday clock seemed appropriate. |
1.2857 |
0.05268 |
126 |
99 |
18 |
9 |
899 |
It is intended to help you be conscious of your mortality and help me keep track of how much time you have left. |
1.2857 |
0.05387 |
126 |
100 |
16 |
10 |
900 |
Try not to take it personally. |
1.2857 |
0.04893 |
126 |
96 |
24 |
6 |
901 |
A lot of my patients like to pace themselves. |
1.2857 |
0.04327 |
119 |
86 |
32 |
1 |
902 |
Don’t worry, I’ll shrink it. |
1.2857 |
0.04786 |
140 |
108 |
24 |
8 |
903 |
How does it make you feel that our time is ending? |
1.2857 |
0.05021 |
126 |
97 |
22 |
7 |
904 |
You don't have to worry - even though I bill hourly, I don't watch the clock. |
1.2857 |
0.04786 |
140 |
108 |
24 |
8 |
905 |
So, you are feeling inadequate because of a huge wall clock…let’s unpack that. |
1.2857 |
0.05504 |
126 |
101 |
14 |
11 |
906 |
It bothers me that that minute hand always reminds me of my first husband |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
907 |
Either that clock is actually as big as I think it is, or my son put something in those brownies. |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
908 |
I come from a long line of big time therapists. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
909 |
So, you feel people are passive aggressive towards you? |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
910 |
So we just have a few more minutes because when the big hand reaches the 12 you turn back into a frog |
1.2847 |
0.04692 |
144 |
111 |
25 |
8 |
911 |
I find it helps new clients better visualize my hourly rate. |
1.2847 |
0.04692 |
144 |
111 |
25 |
8 |
912 |
Anything else you want to whine about to fill out the hour? |
1.2847 |
0.04963 |
137 |
107 |
21 |
9 |
913 |
I don't know, why do you think the clock is so big?" |
1.2847 |
0.04265 |
137 |
101 |
33 |
3 |
914 |
This is why I don't call myself a shrink. |
1.2847 |
0.04138 |
137 |
100 |
35 |
2 |
915 |
In a few minutes you will hear a loud bell. Don't be alarmed. It's just my microwave dinner. |
1.2846 |
0.05230 |
123 |
96 |
19 |
8 |
916 |
Actually, I’ve never noticed it before. |
1.2846 |
0.04968 |
123 |
94 |
23 |
6 |
917 |
And ….it….looks…like we’re… out…. of time today |
1.2846 |
0.04548 |
123 |
91 |
29 |
3 |
918 |
It looked smaller on pottery barn.com |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
919 |
If you find my questions boring, just look at the clock, like I do with your answers. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
920 |
It looked smaller in the store. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
921 |
It's relative |
1.2845 |
0.04868 |
116 |
87 |
25 |
4 |
922 |
Time is merely an invention of mankind to measure movement, and it's time for you to move on. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
923 |
I’m hesitant to conclude that my hourly rate being the root of your anxiety is the breakthrough we’re looking for… |
1.2845 |
0.04550 |
116 |
85 |
29 |
2 |
924 |
It’s a gift from the insurance company. |
1.2838 |
0.04501 |
148 |
113 |
28 |
7 |
925 |
And once again, you’ve waited until the last few minutes of our session to unleash a lifetime of emotional baggage. |
1.2838 |
0.05077 |
148 |
119 |
16 |
13 |
926 |
I'd say time is really just a construct, but I bill by the hour anyway. |
1.2837 |
0.05451 |
141 |
116 |
10 |
15 |
927 |
Why sweat the small stuff, like social anxiety, when you could sweat the big stuff, like the passage of time? |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
928 |
You have enough anxieties...don't worry about the extra three minutes. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
929 |
Any additional fascinating personal insights you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds?" |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
930 |
Let's go back in time, to when you were thin. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
931 |
When the clock alarm goes off, you will be awake, and your session will be over. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
932 |
In 8 minutes the clock will end your session and a great weight will be lifted from your wallet |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
933 |
I’d love to hear more about how you think time is running out for you to accomplish your dreams, but the session ended two minutes ago. |
1.2833 |
0.05447 |
120 |
95 |
16 |
9 |
934 |
Most of my clients prefer it to the cuckoo clock that was there before. |
1.2828 |
0.04453 |
145 |
110 |
29 |
6 |
935 |
Yes, I know, but there are only seven minutes til Happy Hour… |
1.2828 |
0.04453 |
145 |
110 |
29 |
6 |
936 |
As I confront my mortality, time seems to loom large. |
1.2826 |
0.04931 |
138 |
108 |
21 |
9 |
937 |
Yes, the appointment is 50 minutes. The remaining 10 minutes is for me to text all my friends the highlights. |
1.2826 |
0.04823 |
138 |
107 |
23 |
8 |
938 |
Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
939 |
Next time we can explore your belief that you’re insignificant. |
1.2824 |
0.04504 |
131 |
98 |
29 |
4 |
940 |
Just try to focus on the now. |
1.2823 |
0.05192 |
124 |
97 |
19 |
8 |
941 |
Is the mouse up the clock now, Ronald? |
1.2823 |
0.05439 |
124 |
99 |
15 |
10 |
942 |
We need to discuss your inability to relax here. |
1.2823 |
0.04933 |
124 |
95 |
23 |
6 |
943 |
A little bit of existential dread can help keep things in perspective. |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
944 |
It came with the office. |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
945 |
Wait till you hear the alarm. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
946 |
It's a reminder to my patients to stop procrastinating. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
947 |
Don't look at the clock |
1.2815 |
0.04541 |
135 |
102 |
28 |
5 |
948 |
Face it. It's time. |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
949 |
People kept getting surprised when the time was up. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
950 |
Continue…don’t pay attention to the time. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
951 |
you have big time problems |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
952 |
Time heals all wounds. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
953 |
Time is on my side, yes it is! |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
954 |
True, the second hand clicks loudly.. ..It's quiet compared to the gong. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
955 |
Well, it seems like the clock needs a shrink, too. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
956 |
I know time is on my side,
but it's so menacing! |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
957 |
Much like you, this clock is broken. |
1.2807 |
0.05779 |
114 |
92 |
12 |
10 |
958 |
I see by the hands on the clock that I've totally lost interest in what you're saying. |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
959 |
It too is right twice a day. |
1.2807 |
0.05643 |
114 |
91 |
14 |
9 |
960 |
Now do you understand bigger isn’t always better? |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
961 |
Ok, enough small talk. Let's talk about what's been really bothering me. |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
962 |
Catharsis or 6 PM, whichever comes first. |
1.2804 |
0.04114 |
189 |
147 |
31 |
11 |
963 |
Time is relative… which reminds me, let’s talk about your mother |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
964 |
So much more efficient than one or the other of us keeping track of time. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
965 |
You are getting v-e-r-y sleepy. |
1.2803 |
0.04602 |
132 |
100 |
27 |
5 |
966 |
We better speed through the mother stuff before that clock booms six. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
967 |
This is the Rorshach clock. Do you see the the time, a peace sign, or
a pie chart of the unfairness of life? |
1.2800 |
0.05518 |
125 |
101 |
13 |
11 |
968 |
This is here to remind you that you’re simply a commodity. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
969 |
Your father? OK, but make it quick |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
970 |
Having too much time on your hands can make problems appear larger than they really are. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
971 |
Tell me why you feel like I'm rushing you. |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
972 |
Your time is up….there. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
973 |
So the ever-present loud ticking isn't just in my head? |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
974 |
Rest assured you're not the only one with big time problems. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
975 |
The passage of time hangs over all of us. |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
976 |
You seem to be fixated on the passage of time... |
1.2794 |
0.04512 |
136 |
103 |
28 |
5 |
977 |
So what else comes to mind? |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
978 |
Freudian”, you say? How so |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
979 |
Yes, both of my degrees are from the University of Minowi. Oddly no one has ever noticed that before. . |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
980 |
I guess the guy who told me therapy was a big crock had a speech impediment. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
981 |
When you hear six chimes, Travis, you will open your eyes, forget Taylor Swift ever existed
and go back to winning football games for the good people of Kansas City. |
1.2791 |
0.05275 |
129 |
103 |
16 |
10 |
982 |
I just feel bad telling my clients the session is up. |
1.2787 |
0.04547 |
122 |
91 |
28 |
3 |
983 |
We change sides on the hour. |
1.2787 |
0.04694 |
122 |
92 |
26 |
4 |
984 |
Relax, time is not an issue |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
985 |
When did you start becoming obsessed with your mortality?" |
1.2787 |
0.04836 |
122 |
93 |
24 |
5 |
986 |
Time is just a construct…while also being a very good means of tracking my billable hours |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
987 |
You have seven minutes to tell me something interesting... |
1.2786 |
0.04869 |
140 |
110 |
21 |
9 |
988 |
When you say, "I see my life slipping away," how does that look to you? |
1.2786 |
0.04653 |
140 |
108 |
25 |
7 |
989 |
It's a doomsday clock that reminds us of life's fleeting impermanence...
Be mindful, Chad, be mindful...
....now, your obsession with rayon no longer seems important, does it? |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
990 |
Sounds like a Freudian tick. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
991 |
I’d like to explore the feeling that your running out of time, but I’m afraid we’re out of time. |
1.2782 |
0.05158 |
133 |
106 |
17 |
10 |
992 |
Looks like we have 7 minutes left according to the clock your insurance sent. |
1.2782 |
0.04695 |
133 |
102 |
25 |
6 |
993 |
I seem to be preoccupied by time…. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
994 |
I sill can’t remember what day it is. |
1.2778 |
0.04772 |
144 |
113 |
22 |
9 |
995 |
My influences were Sigmund Freud and Flavor Flav. |
1.2778 |
0.05479 |
126 |
102 |
13 |
11 |
996 |
That's actually the doomsday clock, inexorably ticking toward global catastrophe. |
1.2778 |
0.04346 |
144 |
109 |
30 |
5 |
997 |
Please hurry up and tell me why you feel like you waste everyone’s time. |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
998 |
Something tells me our time is up. |
1.2778 |
0.04456 |
126 |
94 |
29 |
3 |
999 |
Next week, let’s work on your obsession with time. |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
1000 |
Your mother never gave you enough of her time, did she? |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1001 |
It was a gift from my six o'clock. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
1002 |
You can still reach closure if you use your timeouts wisely. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
1003 |
Yeah, I told the interior designers that I wish I had more time in my office to decorate |
1.2773 |
0.04611 |
119 |
89 |
27 |
3 |
1004 |
The good news, if the clock falls your troubles are over. |
1.2769 |
0.05352 |
130 |
105 |
14 |
11 |
1005 |
So you think you're good at picking up on subtle hints. Maybe we should discuss that next time. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1006 |
When I snap my fingers you will awaken and forget the entire year of 2023. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1007 |
Now you can stop asking me what time it is |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1008 |
I’m very big on tick-tok. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1009 |
People were finding my diplomas intimidating. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1010 |
Well, how do you feel about that $5 per minute if they're really big minutes. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1011 |
I can't help but notice that our time is almost up. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1012 |
Looks like we have seven minutes left, that should be enough time to talk about how my mom deserted my family to live with the runaway cat. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1013 |
No pressure, but it looks like your Unhappy Hour is almost up. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
1014 |
Oh, I didn't realize it was so late. |
1.2768 |
0.05559 |
112 |
89 |
15 |
8 |
1015 |
I’ve found that this helps justify my hourly rate. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
1016 |
Yes, I'm reasonably sure that your hour is up. |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
1017 |
You have seven minutes to explain why you're not wearing pants. |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
1018 |
Would a Manhattan help? |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
1019 |
Ahh, well would you look at the time! |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
1020 |
Doctor, I’m very troubled by a constant feeling that time is running out. |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
1021 |
This is what it feels like when you sign up for a “free 1 week trial “ |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
1022 |
It’s a bitch changing the batteries. |
1.2759 |
0.05419 |
116 |
92 |
16 |
8 |
1023 |
We are two and one-half minutes over. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
1024 |
The clock’s ticking, John. |
1.2759 |
0.04641 |
145 |
113 |
24 |
8 |
1025 |
Tell me, do you see a clock or your life ticking away? |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
1026 |
I'm not sure how long the batteries will last in that. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
1027 |
Please relax and stop thinking about what this costs you per minute |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
1028 |
Can you tell me how it makes you feel, in 57 seconds or less? |
1.2754 |
0.04687 |
138 |
107 |
24 |
7 |
1029 |
Our time was up about 256 days ago, but as long as you keep paying I'll keep doodling. |
1.2754 |
0.04908 |
138 |
109 |
20 |
9 |
1030 |
It's a reminder not to get too myopic in here. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1031 |
We don't have much time left, so if we could have a breakthrough, please. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1032 |
So, you’re dominated by deadlines and tormented by time… |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1033 |
Just a reminder that I charge by the hour. |
1.2750 |
0.05153 |
120 |
94 |
19 |
7 |
1034 |
Wrap it up Dave, Jeopardy starts in 7 minutes." |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
1035 |
You know, I have some big time issues myself. |
1.2750 |
0.05153 |
120 |
94 |
19 |
7 |
1036 |
It looks like your 50 minutes of whining was up two minutes ago. |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
1037 |
You have my undivided attention |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
1038 |
Yes, I've got a massive, eighty-four inch clock with a girth of hardened steel. But let's get back to why you keep having these dreams of being emasculated? |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
1039 |
A gift from a patient with a very specific phobia. |
1.2750 |
0.05288 |
120 |
95 |
17 |
8 |
1040 |
Because it brings me joy. |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
1041 |
Tell me more about this feeling of being ‘small’ you have whenever you come to my office for therapy. |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1042 |
So what's on your mind? |
1.2748 |
0.04605 |
131 |
100 |
26 |
5 |
1043 |
Actually it's there to remind you I stopped listening a couple of minutes ago. |
1.2748 |
0.04972 |
131 |
103 |
20 |
8 |
1044 |
So you're feeling ticked off? |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1045 |
It was a gift from a patient with OCD. |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1046 |
During these 50 minutes,I wanted you to feel as relaxed as possible. |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
1047 |
From where I'm sitting, it looks like time is on your side. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
1048 |
John, I'm sorry I can't help you with your time perception difficulties, but you should understand that an hour-long session always lasts fifty minutes. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
1049 |
Tell me more about this feeling of pressure in the next seven minutes. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1050 |
No, Mr Lewis, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1051 |
You've got seven more minutes Stan and then you have to go home. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1052 |
It’s really almost 5:00. Nobody could figure out how to ‘fall back’ with this monstrosity. |
1.2742 |
0.05290 |
124 |
99 |
16 |
9 |
1053 |
Jim, I shouldn't have to keep reminding you to focus on the process, not the time. |
1.2742 |
0.04768 |
124 |
95 |
24 |
5 |
1054 |
It’s just a gift from my billing department. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1055 |
Is the big clock in the room with us right now? |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1056 |
Analog is so 20th. century. |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
1057 |
As you can see, our time is almost up. |
1.2740 |
0.04813 |
146 |
116 |
20 |
10 |
1058 |
So, briefly, tell me how you are doing with being in the moment. |
1.2740 |
0.04714 |
146 |
115 |
22 |
9 |
1059 |
I like to know when the hour's up. |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
1060 |
If you think the clock is big, wait until you see the bill! |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
1061 |
John felt relaxed as he knew that time was on his side. |
1.2735 |
0.04949 |
117 |
90 |
22 |
5 |
1062 |
Just relax. |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
1063 |
Your time is nearly up. Is there anything we can quickly resolve? |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1064 |
What big clock? |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
1065 |
It's required by your HMO. |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1066 |
I keep forgetting to set it back by an hour. |
1.2734 |
0.04397 |
128 |
96 |
29 |
3 |
1067 |
I wanted a way to inconspicuously
check the time without having to look at my phone every few minutes. |
1.2734 |
0.05286 |
128 |
103 |
15 |
10 |
1068 |
Well, time's up. |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
1069 |
« So, you said you feel under time pressure. Tell me more ». |
1.2734 |
0.05286 |
128 |
103 |
15 |
10 |
1070 |
Does it make my hourly rate seem smaller? |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
1071 |
I guess size does matter |
1.2734 |
0.05048 |
128 |
101 |
19 |
8 |
1072 |
Why do you keep checking the time, Richard? |
1.2734 |
0.04535 |
128 |
97 |
27 |
4 |
1073 |
Yes, time is an illusion but let’s be realistic. |
1.2734 |
0.04535 |
128 |
97 |
27 |
4 |
1074 |
You do realize you’re not wearing pants? |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1075 |
The hourly clang ensures that clients leave on time. |
1.2734 |
0.04544 |
139 |
107 |
26 |
6 |
1076 |
Sorry, but my dog expects me home at a certain time. |
1.2734 |
0.05384 |
139 |
115 |
10 |
14 |
1077 |
No need to pay any attention to the clock. The alarm is particularly loud. |
1.2734 |
0.04768 |
139 |
109 |
22 |
8 |
1078 |
No, it’s not inappropriate for your therapist to confess she loves a huge clock. |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
1079 |
If you think that's big, wait until you hear the alarm go off! |
1.2727 |
0.04457 |
110 |
81 |
28 |
1 |
1080 |
What makes you think that everyone is obsessed about time? |
1.2727 |
0.04979 |
121 |
94 |
21 |
6 |
1081 |
It's 5:53. |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
1082 |
I told you that this is a safe environment, yet you still seem anxious. |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
1083 |
This was cheaper than getting new glasses. |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
1084 |
i think it’s time |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
1085 |
In seven minutes, my BMW is paid off. |
1.2720 |
0.05252 |
125 |
100 |
16 |
9 |
1086 |
What do you mean by "feeling pressured by time?" |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1087 |
So, how do you keep track of billing hours? |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
1088 |
What makes you think my billable hours are more important than you? |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1089 |
So when did your obsession with time start? |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
1090 |
I’d really like to make your time here count. |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1091 |
Think of it as a timeless piece of art |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1092 |
It doesn't work. But it's right twice as often as I am. |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
1093 |
There is no clock |
1.2719 |
0.05028 |
114 |
88 |
21 |
5 |
1094 |
I can’t shake the feeling that my time is almost up |
1.2719 |
0.05028 |
114 |
88 |
21 |
5 |
1095 |
I don't know why, Doctor, but sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1096 |
If we both watch, it'll go even slower. |
1.2713 |
0.04368 |
129 |
97 |
29 |
3 |
1097 |
your time is almost up… for the session, that is. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1098 |
It's stuck in the past. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
1099 |
You have seven minutes to be well. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
1100 |
I keep meaning to get my eyes checked. |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
1101 |
My interpretations are right two times a day, too. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
1102 |
Why don’t we stop here. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
1103 |
What makes you think that time is weighing so heavily on you? |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1104 |
Don't worry; it's not a cuckoo clock. |
1.2707 |
0.04906 |
133 |
105 |
20 |
8 |
1105 |
It was a gift from a grandiose patient. |
1.2707 |
0.04906 |
133 |
105 |
20 |
8 |
1106 |
In the time we have left, tell me about your mother? |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
1107 |
It's still a bitch to wind. |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1108 |
And your sense of dread . . . crushing, you'd say? |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1109 |
Time stops for no one, Gerald. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1110 |
Goodness! Is that the time? Who knew? |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1111 |
Yes, we are into overtime, but please go on. |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1112 |
Can we stop now and get credit for $35? |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1113 |
Wait till you hear the alarm go off! |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
1114 |
The session is over when the big hand hits 12, not the little hand. |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1115 |
Take your time, Mr. Smithers. |
1.2703 |
0.05571 |
111 |
89 |
14 |
8 |
1116 |
Would you say our sessions are helping your anxiety with time management? |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
1117 |
There is a big clock on the wall. It is nearly 6:00. The therapist and the patient are both looking at it. The therapist needs to straighten the frames on the wall. |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1118 |
We both get to watch your meaningless life go by. |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1119 |
Right Place,Wrong Time |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1120 |
I almost didn't notice, but our session is nearly over. |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1121 |
The clock matches the size of my fee. |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1122 |
You seem anxious. Take your time. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1123 |
With the remaining time in our session, let’s talk more about why you are afraid to wear pants. |
1.2698 |
0.05453 |
126 |
103 |
12 |
11 |
1124 |
it's a time machine |
1.2698 |
0.05214 |
126 |
101 |
16 |
9 |
1125 |
Today let’s discuss how to manage your time better. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1126 |
Those are my diplomas and that’s a professional woman’s “Biological Clock”, deal with it. |
1.2696 |
0.05429 |
115 |
92 |
15 |
8 |
1127 |
No, I don't think it will fall off the wall on top of you, but if it does the session is free. |
1.2696 |
0.04835 |
115 |
88 |
23 |
4 |
1128 |
Here at Big Time Therapy we listen to every second of your problems and offer real-time solutions! |
1.2696 |
0.04674 |
115 |
87 |
25 |
3 |
1129 |
Trust me: you want to be off that couch before the alarm goes off. |
1.2696 |
0.05141 |
115 |
90 |
19 |
6 |
1130 |
It's to remind you that I have a life too. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1131 |
Is this giant analog clock in the room with us now Mr. Browning? |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
1132 |
I hate to make a big deal out of it, but we're nearly out of time. |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
1133 |
This week we are working on non-verbal cues. |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1134 |
You may want to summarize those memories. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
1135 |
Do you ever feel like you’re running out of time? |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
1136 |
I’m also an optometrist. If you can’t tell when our session is over, you’ll need a new prescription there too. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
1137 |
It looks like time, but it's really money. |
1.2687 |
0.05207 |
134 |
109 |
14 |
11 |
1138 |
Well if you didn't buy the cheap insurance, I wouldn't have to do this. |
1.2683 |
0.05042 |
123 |
97 |
19 |
7 |
1139 |
I've found that analog is more relaxing. |
1.2683 |
0.04628 |
123 |
94 |
25 |
4 |
1140 |
You have to learn to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
1141 |
Are you waiting for our session to get over so that you can leave and do the opposite of what I asked you to do? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1142 |
It was the smallest size COSTCO had! |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
1143 |
Your ability to ignore time is most certainly a problem. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1144 |
Welcome to big-time therapy. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1145 |
Not to worry . Time is on your side |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1146 |
Who says size doesn’t matter! |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1147 |
And when did your fixation on time begin? |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1148 |
What did you think "big time analyst" meant? |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1149 |
And how does that make you feel? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1150 |
What time is it? What do you want it to be? |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1151 |
I'm a big fan of analog mind set! |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1152 |
4:20. Why? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1153 |
During our final seven minutes I want you to imagine time as a meaningless construct. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1154 |
We have seven minutes left in this session. Do you still plan to commit suicide? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1155 |
Exactly when did you start having nightmares about a giant clock falling on you? |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1156 |
My six o’clock gave it to me for Christmas. |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1157 |
Keep talking, the clock is ticking ... |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1158 |
In a few minutes, your charges will be billed, and the buzzer will sound. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1159 |
When you open your eyes, we will know if your chronomentrophobia has been cured.” |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1160 |
Go ahead. Take my time |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1161 |
Yes, I'm quite sure it's bolted to the wall, Mr. Smith. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1162 |
I charge by the minute now. |
1.2667 |
0.04543 |
120 |
91 |
26 |
3 |
1163 |
I charge $200 per minute. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1164 |
I like to spend the last few minutes of each session telling my patients why they need to keep coming back,,,, |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
1165 |
Being right twice a day is my aspiration.” |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1166 |
It makes my hourly rate look smaller. |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1167 |
You keep mentioning an intimidating face. Let's dig deeper into that. |
1.2667 |
0.05122 |
120 |
95 |
18 |
7 |
1168 |
Do you see a happy face, or a sad face? |
1.2662 |
0.04401 |
139 |
107 |
27 |
5 |
1169 |
You need to relax and stop focusing on the time. Incidentally, your time is up. |
1.2661 |
0.05135 |
124 |
99 |
17 |
8 |
1170 |
Dimelo cantándolo! |
1.2661 |
0.05135 |
124 |
99 |
17 |
8 |
1171 |
We’ve spent a large amount of time on that one issue. |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
1172 |
When I count to 3, you’ll wake up and realize that unless you vote democrat our world is going to hell in a handbasket |
1.2661 |
0.05261 |
124 |
100 |
15 |
9 |
1173 |
In your dream, time hangs over you. Any associations? |
1.2661 |
0.04737 |
124 |
96 |
23 |
5 |
1174 |
I discovered it helps my patients focus on something other than themselves. By the way you have 1 minute and 55 seconds left in your session. . |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1175 |
I bought it during a trip to Greece. It's called the Clock of Damocles. |
1.2661 |
0.04737 |
124 |
96 |
23 |
5 |
1176 |
I believe in total transparency
when it comes for setting goals for our sessions. |
1.2661 |
0.04988 |
109 |
84 |
21 |
4 |
1177 |
At six, I turn into an aspiring screenwriter. |
1.2661 |
0.04814 |
109 |
83 |
23 |
3 |
1178 |
Besides the obvious phallic imagery, it keeps patients from looking at my correspondence diplomas. |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
1179 |
It’s a super-sized art piece. |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
1180 |
Freud's explanation of impotence is a bit more subtle. |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
1181 |
There are some things that you can’t do with an Apple Watch. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
1182 |
Your time is very important to us. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
1183 |
Oh- That. I hardly notice it anymore. |
1.2655 |
0.04536 |
113 |
85 |
26 |
2 |
1184 |
It’s nothing personal. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1185 |
We installed it after some billing discrepancies. |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
1186 |
So, we're in the Happy Hour, do you want to tell me how you're feeling? |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1187 |
I’ve found that the intimidation of time accelerates the spilling of guts. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1188 |
There is nothing certain in life, except that the hour is almost up. |
1.2650 |
0.04605 |
117 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1189 |
Just try to relax and forget you're paying by the hour. |
1.2650 |
0.04605 |
117 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1190 |
Now what leads you believe I'm obsessive Mr. Jones? |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1191 |
I want you to continue to practice living in the moment. Unrelatedly, please be aware that there are 2 minutes left in our session. |
1.2650 |
0.05206 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
1192 |
Sorry, did I hear you say 'Time is Money' or 'Mommy'? |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1193 |
Actually, I do want to hear more about why you are going to kill yourself, but unfortunately, our time is up. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1194 |
You see a big clock, and I see a big paycheck. That's perfectly normal. |
1.2647 |
0.04333 |
136 |
104 |
28 |
4 |
1195 |
You count the minutes, I’ll count the dollars. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1196 |
I just feel like a large ticking clock is hanging over me |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1197 |
Almost sex o'clock? We've got work to do. |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1198 |
Sometimes a clock is just a clock. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1199 |
All my patients have problems big time. |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1200 |
Oh, I thought you said you wished you had a big CLOCK. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1201 |
It’s to underscore the notion of time. Time to cut the waterworks, time to get a grip, time to move on, time to get the hell out of my office.” |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1202 |
It's a new technique—immersion therapy for procrastinators. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1203 |
Well, I always felt that the construct of time as a linear paradigm was overwhelming, and it was on sale at Target. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1204 |
With downtown office rents as high as they are, a clock tower was all I could afford. |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
1205 |
Well, I guess I really should mention the small hatchet incident …..but we’re almost out of time …. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1206 |
Are we there yet? |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1207 |
Relax, Harry. Seven more minutes and
you can go back to the same old stuff. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1208 |
What is getting in the way of your being right here, right now? |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1209 |
Yes,I deal only with big time problems. |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1210 |
We only ran over that one time. Is the giant clock really necessary? |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1211 |
So that’s when I decided I should see a big time New York psychiatrist. |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
1212 |
And now that you agree that it's "Howdy Doody" time, we can truly explore the repressed valleys of your childhood. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1213 |
Why yes,I do have a side business in helping young people read analog clocks. Why do you ask? |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1214 |
No rush. Take your time. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1215 |
Yes, this is the big time. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1216 |
Let's wind down to avoid any doorknob confessions. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1217 |
Well, it's happy hour somewhere. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1218 |
Realizing that time is money is the first step in recovery. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1219 |
I find the tick-tock sounds drowns out a lot of the whining and complaining. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1220 |
It's almost as if you're paying more attention to the time than to me, just like my father. |
1.2632 |
0.04834 |
114 |
88 |
22 |
4 |
1221 |
Patient: That’s a nice clock!
Therapist: I put it there so it doesn’t bother us |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1222 |
Yes, I do prorate by the minute, why do you ask? |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
1223 |
My last patient owed me big time. |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
1224 |
Why do I keep reminiscing about my trip to London? |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1225 |
The second hand is $10 a tick. The minute hand is $600 a tick. And you don’t want to know about the hour hand. |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1226 |
That's my new Rorschach clock. What's your read on it? |
1.2623 |
0.04478 |
122 |
93 |
26 |
3 |
1227 |
Since most breakthroughs occur in the last ten minutes, Managed Care installed it so you could start there. |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1228 |
Time is your greatest fear? Huh. Wish I had known that before I redecorated. |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1229 |
I call her "Big Bren". |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1230 |
You don't need to watch the clock, I'll let you know when your time is up |
1.2623 |
0.04911 |
122 |
96 |
20 |
6 |
1231 |
Can you tell me how that makes you feel in eight minutes or less? |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1232 |
Yes, I bill by the 10th of an hour...let's start by discussing your earliest childhood memory, no pressure. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1233 |
Do you think you should let time control your life? You have six minutes and fifty seconds to think and respond. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1234 |
It’s ten after on the other side. |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
1235 |
I may be getting paid by the hour, but I’m getting bored by the minute. |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1236 |
No, it’s not a cuckoo clock! |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1237 |
Sometimes an enormous clock is just an enormous clock. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1238 |
Looks like our 50-minute hour is up. |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1239 |
Tell me more about this feeling of being trapped in a tower… |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1240 |
You feel like the passage of time is hanging over you? |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1241 |
I hate wearing glasses. |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1242 |
You said you were obsessed with having a bigger clock… |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1243 |
Don't worry. The end of our session isn't as close as it appears. |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1244 |
Is the ticking too loud? |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1245 |
Sometimes a little hand is just a little hand. |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1246 |
Relax, We've got lot's of time. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1247 |
Freud was a genius- he turned an hour into 54 minutes! |
1.2613 |
0.04739 |
111 |
85 |
23 |
3 |
1248 |
Now explain to me again how this giant clock and a Delorean enabled you to travel through time. |
1.2613 |
0.04380 |
111 |
83 |
27 |
1 |
1249 |
Yes, Larry... Men do have chronological clocks.. |
1.2612 |
0.04846 |
134 |
107 |
19 |
8 |
1250 |
It's really for my benefit. I'm nearsighted." |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1251 |
It's just a gentle reminder |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1252 |
Well, if you don't achieve self-actualization in the next 7 minutes, your insurance does allow two more sessions. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1253 |
Why do you think time matters? |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
1254 |
I find that my clients are more relaxed when they don't have to sneak peeks at the clock. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1255 |
How long have you been seeing this giant clock? |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1256 |
I had to replace the Salvador Dali. My patients were freaking out. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1257 |
That's one of Dali's first post-therapy works. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1258 |
Perhaps this clock tower was not the ideal office suite. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1259 |
This way, I won’t be distracted looking at my watch during your appointments. |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1260 |
Yes, you will owe me $200 in 7 minutes and 53 seconds. How does that make you feel? |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1261 |
My therapist told me that I need to better prioritize my time instead of just my patients'. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1262 |
What window? |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1263 |
Time is on your side. Your left side. |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1264 |
What time do YOU think it really is? |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
1265 |
I hope my new clock is not a distraction. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1266 |
It strikes me that we have not made progress on your chronophobia. |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1267 |
I feel like you're trying to send me a message. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
1268 |
Let’s talk about why you feel you have to watch the clock. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1269 |
So, what do you think of the new clock therapy? |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1270 |
If it’s any consolation, the thumping sound isn’t caused by your heart. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1271 |
My LASIK procedure didn’t go well |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1272 |
What do I get if I Beat the Clock? |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1273 |
Charging by the minute |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1274 |
FYI— I had to adjust my hourly rate due to inflation. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1275 |
Take your time…… I charge by the minute. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1276 |
And when the clock next ticks, you’ll wake up, pay my $200 fee and pretend you’re cured. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1277 |
Clock? What clock? |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1278 |
Simply put, we must live in the present. |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
1279 |
You control the narrative until your time is up in seven minutes. |
1.2593 |
0.04810 |
108 |
83 |
22 |
3 |
1280 |
That reminds me, I have an eye appointment tomorrow. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1281 |
I just can’t shake this feeling that time is looming over me |
1.2589 |
0.04702 |
112 |
86 |
23 |
3 |
1282 |
I found that most of my patients found the digital clock so unwelcoming, so I put this one in. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1283 |
The topic of our session today is proportionality. |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1284 |
Tell me about your obsession with time. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1285 |
Time is a construct. In this case a very, very large construct. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1286 |
That should help you be in the moment. Oops, new moment. New moment. New moment. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1287 |
It's $300 an hour whether you talk to me or not. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1288 |
Let’s explore why you’re so focused on the time. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1289 |
Can you give me the seven-minute version? |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1290 |
I can’t get you back this hour of your life, but I can help you feel better about losing it. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1291 |
Let's unpack why you're focusing on the second hand. Do you feel second-hand? |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
1292 |
Although time is a precious gift, just a reminder that I charge for mine. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1293 |
AT FIRST IT WAS AWKWARD, BUT I CAN’T EVEN HEAR THE TICKING ANYMORE. |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1294 |
So as you can see, I went to Yale. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1295 |
I found having the Doomsday clock as decor helps clients reach existential crisis sooner |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1296 |
I always forget. Is this when I fall behind or spring ahead? |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1297 |
Yes, I get paid by the hour but it's not really important to me. |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
1298 |
I don’t understand this irrational obsession with time you have. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1299 |
Yeah, I once helped Flavor Flav through a tough time. |
1.2574 |
0.06078 |
101 |
84 |
8 |
9 |
1300 |
Our time is about up. Would you like to talk or just continue napping? |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1301 |
You only need to worry if the hands stop moving. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1302 |
Oh just ignore that Mr. Wellsley. That's just something my accountant thought would be a good idea. |
1.2574 |
0.05912 |
101 |
83 |
10 |
8 |
1303 |
Pencils down. The answers: your mother, your mother, and, your mother. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1304 |
Let's talk about your obsession with time! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1305 |
It’s not exactly a fear of death, but everything seems to remind me my time is running out.” |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1306 |
You better finish up-- the alarm is about to go off. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1307 |
Where do you get this obsession with time? Just try and stay on point. |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
1308 |
You seem obsessed with the big hand. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1309 |
As you can see, our time is looming. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1310 |
I'll say it again, that loud ticking sound is all in your mind. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1311 |
When I said you would be cured by 6, I was talking years. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1312 |
Doctor - is our time up, I can only read digital clocks |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1313 |
''Well, it's time for you to put on some pants' |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1314 |
In a few more minutes we can switch and I’ll tell you about MY nightmare client. |
1.2569 |
0.06030 |
109 |
92 |
6 |
11 |
1315 |
I need help doc, BIG TIME. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1316 |
I can’t help but notice the time |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1317 |
Next time could our session be somewhere a little less public than the Musée d’Orsay? |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1318 |
Think of it as more time for your money. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1319 |
Are we thinking big hand or little hand? |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1320 |
The second hand needs to be adjusted and the diplomas straightened, but don't sweat the small stuff, right? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1321 |
It’s the little hands you always have to watch out for”. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1322 |
You have all the time in the world.
But don't waste the next five minutes. |
1.2564 |
0.04403 |
117 |
89 |
26 |
2 |
1323 |
Close your eyes and listen to the sound of the ticking money meter. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1324 |
Let's talk about the "CLOCK"in the room. |
1.2564 |
0.04879 |
117 |
92 |
20 |
5 |
1325 |
Granted it's oversized, but wait until you hear the sound it makes when your appointment here is over. |
1.2564 |
0.05313 |
117 |
95 |
14 |
8 |
1326 |
My husband bought me that clock. You probably think he is a short man with inadequacy issues. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1327 |
Tell me you see it,too. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1328 |
Don't worry, no rush! |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1329 |
Let’s wait a few more minutes before you tell me why you’re here. |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1330 |
You have 7 minutes left to recover your life, but please don’t let the clock distract you. |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1331 |
This is your two minute warning |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1332 |
We've hit the big time. |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1333 |
That's how I weed out the Gen Z slackers |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1334 |
So, for next week, let’s continue our focus on living in the moment. |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1335 |
Would you mind helping me change the batteries? |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1336 |
Oh, look at the time! Anything else before we wrap up? |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1337 |
IT'S THE TICKING... PLEASE STOP THE TICKING !!! |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1338 |
The size is commensurate with my fee, why? |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1339 |
I guess you were at least passively listening about my Dali dream last session. |
1.2547 |
0.05372 |
106 |
85 |
15 |
6 |
1340 |
You are the second person today to notice that it shows the correct time. I am wondering if it is broken. |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1341 |
Why do you believe that time is passing you by? |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1342 |
Married couple of 30 years on a Sunday in January |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1343 |
Perhaps you haven't noticed, but your time is almost up! |
1.2545 |
0.05393 |
110 |
89 |
14 |
7 |
1344 |
You pay me $5 every time the big hand moves. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1345 |
It's not the doomsday clock, but one minute after six makes your bill explode. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1346 |
No, I DONT understand your Tictok obsession. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1347 |
Why do you think you see that as the Doomsday Clock? |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1348 |
Since we only have seven minutes left, tell me about your childhood . . . |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1349 |
That’s a very subtle hint I charge by the hour |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1350 |
Seven minutes to get your shit together. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1351 |
Do you ever feel like time is pressing down on you? |
1.2544 |
0.04460 |
114 |
87 |
25 |
2 |
1352 |
It's for people who take off their glasses. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1353 |
My wife resents me coming here. "Oh, suuure, go see your big time therapist." |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1354 |
You say it isn’t about me, but one session after I ran late you just happen to get a new clock? |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1355 |
I assure you I respect your time every bit as much as mine, Mr. Smith. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1356 |
In case you’ve forgotten, our session ends at six. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1357 |
Oh that. We’re now billing in 30 second increments and we installed it to avoid any stress or confusion. |
1.2542 |
0.04613 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1358 |
Time just seems to expand right before you die. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1359 |
We have just enough time for a big lightning round. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1360 |
Don't take it personally, I need to get glasses. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1361 |
Wait a minute ! , that’s second hand information |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1362 |
Oh, our time isn't almost up. That's just the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2541 |
0.05405 |
122 |
101 |
11 |
10 |
1363 |
To put it in laymen's terms, you need big-time help." |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1364 |
Well, you mentioned last session that you felt I was checking my wristwatch too often. |
1.2540 |
0.05156 |
126 |
103 |
14 |
9 |
1365 |
Please don't feel rushed. |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
1366 |
I find it helps move things along. |
1.2537 |
0.04327 |
134 |
104 |
26 |
4 |
1367 |
I bill by the second. |
1.2537 |
0.04700 |
134 |
107 |
20 |
7 |
1368 |
When we started our sessions the big hand was pointing straight at my diplomas. Did you notice that? Pretty clever, huh? Yeah Yale thats where I got em from. Anyway, your wife died? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1369 |
The last guy was obsessed with Big Tick Energy |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1370 |
Ok just 7 more minutes and you're putting your pants back on |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1371 |
It's less intimidating than a large hourglass..
don't you think? |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1372 |
It makes the size of the bill relatively less shocking. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1373 |
And when would you say this chronophobia began? |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1374 |
Which do YOU think is 12? |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1375 |
You should be feeling almost ninety percent better. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1376 |
Does the passage of time cause you anxiety? |
1.2523 |
0.05349 |
111 |
90 |
14 |
7 |
1377 |
Well, it appears Time waits for no man's issues with his mother either. See you next week Frank. |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
1378 |
You'll have to get up in eight minutes before the cuckoo knocks the couch over. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
1379 |
Therapy is so much more exciting since we added a shot clock |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
1380 |
What clock? I didn't even notice. I just check my cell phone for the time. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1381 |
Let’s explore that. Why do you think it’s so big? |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1382 |
I get the big hand and the little hand confused, too. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1383 |
But I have more to say |
1.2522 |
0.05502 |
115 |
95 |
11 |
9 |
1384 |
Does your empathy extend to the big hand? |
1.2521 |
0.04500 |
119 |
92 |
24 |
3 |
1385 |
In 6 minutes, please stick your head out the door and shout the “Cuckoo” mantra we’ve been practicing. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1386 |
In 7 minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have to stop, but tell me more about your mother. |
1.2521 |
0.05366 |
119 |
98 |
12 |
9 |
1387 |
We overcompensate too. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1388 |
Say more about the size of your hands. |
1.2521 |
0.04339 |
119 |
91 |
26 |
2 |
1389 |
The clock on the wall says it's time to go; and yes, as Freud discovered, size matters, |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1390 |
So you can see how quickly I take your money. |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1391 |
Was it really cheaper than LASIK? |
1.2520 |
0.04996 |
127 |
103 |
16 |
8 |
1392 |
Interesting... And what made you think of the films of Orson Welles? |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1393 |
why would you say something like that at a time like this? |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1394 |
Just a subtle reminder that your session ends on the hour in 8 minutes. |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1395 |
I understand you are here for help with time management” |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1396 |
This keeps me from looking at my watch. |
1.2517 |
0.04148 |
143 |
111 |
28 |
4 |
1397 |
No pressure. We still have time. |
1.2516 |
0.04368 |
159 |
128 |
22 |
9 |
1398 |
I’m big on punctuality. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1399 |
You have seven minutes left in this week's session. Last chance to make it good! |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1400 |
In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re getting to the top of the hour… |
1.2500 |
0.05459 |
116 |
96 |
11 |
9 |
1401 |
Mr Tic. Can you read the tock. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1402 |
Your time's almost up. Let's get to the good stuff. |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1403 |
A breakthrough!
Thanks, Doctor.
It's about time! |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1404 |
KA-CHING. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1405 |
Yes,that what we meant when we said after six sessions, we guarantee you’ll make it to the big time. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1406 |
I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1407 |
Your fifty minutes are up at six. |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1408 |
Oops ! I meant six not sex . |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1409 |
What ticking clock? |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1410 |
Really, Richard, take your time; no reason to feel any time pressure. |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1411 |
It sounds like you are having second thoughts |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1412 |
It’s a grandmother clock |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1413 |
Last session, you mentioned something about, "the inexorable, creeping doom that is the unstoppable march of time." Let's explore that, shall we? |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1414 |
'Well, looks like you have eight minutes to get your shit together." |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1415 |
7 1/2 minutes to feel better! |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1416 |
And what does the big hand remind you of? |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1417 |
We both know we’ll just be looking at the clock anyway |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1418 |
When the big hand hits the top of the circle, you're out $450. |
1.2500 |
0.04308 |
120 |
92 |
26 |
2 |
1419 |
I see that you're pretty serious about hourly rates... |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1420 |
And why do you think that you always feel rushed? |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
1421 |
You asked for a real Shrink, so I've shrunken you to make your problems feel insignificant against the unstoppable march of time. |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1422 |
Oh that. Well er....my patients find the ticking to have a calming effect |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
148 |
119 |
21 |
8 |
1423 |
I know it’s really 9:15, but it’s a pain replacing the batteries. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1424 |
I sense that the next seven minutes will be big. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1425 |
What time do you have? |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1426 |
Goodness would you look at the time |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1427 |
So, Todd, if you had 8 min left in your life what would you say? |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1428 |
Yes, I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp. CLEARLY. But I’ve exhausted all efforts to make you understand that a therapeutic “hour” is 50 minutes. And ONCE AGAIN, you have dropped an emotional bomb at the 0:49:45 mark of our session. |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Andy Warhol was a patient “ |
1.2481 |
0.04821 |
133 |
108 |
17 |
8 |
1430 |
It is a bit loud. |
1.2481 |
0.04453 |
133 |
105 |
23 |
5 |
1431 |
A successfully treated 'GOD COMPLEX' patient left me his wristwatch as a parting gift. |
1.2481 |
0.04673 |
129 |
103 |
20 |
6 |
1432 |
But you said time was a construct… |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1433 |
Try not to think of it as the Doomsday Clock . . . |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1434 |
The clock is not your problem. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1435 |
I get time and a half after six. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1436 |
I want you to live in the moment but hurry up your time is almost over. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1437 |
Let's explore why you feel obsessed with mortality. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1438 |
I thought your 'big time' delusions might be helped, and frankly, the clock size makes no difference at all; you still can't figure out that you lose if you snooze. " |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1439 |
This sense of urgency you mentioned... is it here in the room with us right now? |
1.2479 |
0.05285 |
121 |
100 |
12 |
9 |
1440 |
My mother wants me to be a big time doctor. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1441 |
I find charging by the minute is more productive than the hourly rate. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1442 |
Quiet! You're early. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1443 |
I know I'm paid hourly, but let's try to focus on something else. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1444 |
I feel that you're blowing things out of proportion. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1445 |
I’m what they call a “big time therapist”. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1446 |
It's art. We never keep track of time |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1447 |
I couldn’t help but notice your eyes keep drifting towards the clock, what do you think that means? |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1448 |
Believe me, you're not the only one who'd like to "take a swing" at my decorator. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1449 |
When I said 'Take your time', I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1450 |
It's not a clock. It measures the patient's neurosis. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1451 |
Why does it seem time is always looming? |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1452 |
So, when did this "exaggeration" thing begin? |
1.2477 |
0.04544 |
109 |
84 |
23 |
2 |
1453 |
Wait all you like,that clock never moves. |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1454 |
I can’t read it either, it came with the office |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1455 |
Tempus fugit, Mr. Cooper - you have seven minutes to tell me about your lifelong relationship with your mother. |
1.2476 |
0.05707 |
105 |
87 |
10 |
8 |
1456 |
Be sure to cover your ears when your time is up. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1457 |
Are you happy now? I’ve enlarged our time. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1458 |
It is there to remind you time is a human construct. Our time here finite. |
1.2476 |
0.04444 |
105 |
80 |
24 |
1 |
1459 |
There'll be a subtle reminder when your time is up. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1460 |
Tell me more about that time you struggled to see what was directly in front you. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1461 |
Actually, we have a little time left but I think I'm out of patience. |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
1462 |
I have this inescapable sensation that time is looming over me… |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1463 |
You seem a little wound-up. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1464 |
Maybe you are dreaming of hitting the big time, but I still have to bill you. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1465 |
I've grown tired of subtlety. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1466 |
It's happy hour somewhere. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1467 |
Just ignore that. You were saying something about impermanence? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1468 |
You have seven and a half minutes to tell me about your sex life. |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1469 |
Time is money |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1470 |
Maybe this will be more productive if you came back when it isn’t happy hour. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1471 |
You've been working on time management issues for several months. Do you think the new clock will help a little bit? |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1472 |
Thought I’d have some fun with new clock; when the alarm goes off it plays “Crazy.” |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1473 |
Tell me more about your fear of impending doom. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1474 |
It was a Christmas gift from my receptionist, she gets upset when my appointments run late. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1475 |
Well, I can see by the man on the couch that our session is almost over, Mr. Clock. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
1476 |
I see we are running out of time |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1477 |
Your time really is almost up. |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1478 |
That’s TikTok’s great grandpa, Father Time. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1479 |
Since I got the large clock my patients seemed obsessed with the time instead of sharing their problems. |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1480 |
You preferred the hourglass? |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1481 |
Time is, quite literally, up. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1482 |
When the session time is up, it falls on the couch. |
1.2456 |
0.05222 |
114 |
93 |
14 |
7 |
1483 |
A subtle reminder to my patients |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1484 |
Boy that’s a big cock you have… I mean clock. Sorry Freudian slip. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
1485 |
As Freud is alleged to have said "Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1486 |
In 7 1/2 minutes you'll feel even more anxiety than when you first got here. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1487 |
Ask not for whom the clock ticks,it ticks for thee |
1.2455 |
0.04509 |
110 |
85 |
23 |
2 |
1488 |
You should start wrapping it up. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
1489 |
Yes, we're running a few minutes over, but finish what you were saying about your OCD. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1490 |
It's interesting you see it as a clock. Would you like to say more about this for seven minutes? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1491 |
No, I’m not gaslighting you, Mr. Jenkins. That clock’s been there since your first visit 6 months ago. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1492 |
It is by the same designer as Big Ben |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1493 |
You seem wound up. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1494 |
Chronophobia is defined by the extreme fear of time passing by. Incidentally your session ends in 5 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1495 |
So, please leave your childhood and go over the next forty years of you life in eight minutes . . . |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1496 |
What are sheetrock anchors, and how do they relate to your fear of dying? |
1.2453 |
0.04345 |
159 |
129 |
21 |
9 |
1497 |
We’re at the end of our session. You need to start preparing yourself to go out of this door and face all the newly discovered and stirred up trauma that you had no idea about prior to this session. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1498 |
Let's discuss your issues with time management |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1499 |
Size matters |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1500 |
In case you hadn't noticed... |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1501 |
Finally you woke up! In 7 minutes or less explain why you think your part sloth.
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1502 |
No, it's just an art piece on living in the moment. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1503 |
Wait until you hear the end-of-session bell! |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1504 |
That is not a clock. It's a painting by Magritte. |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1505 |
You know a hunchback use to live up here before we converted it into my office. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1506 |
In the 2 minutes we have left, tell me about your mother. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1507 |
Does the big one mean anything to you? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1508 |
Yes, the end is near. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1509 |
In case you forget that I bill by the hour. |
1.2443 |
0.05094 |
131 |
109 |
12 |
10 |
1510 |
It's used for cognitive behavioral therapy for death anxiety. |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1511 |
And why do you think you're so focused on your own mortality. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1512 |
Looks like we have time for one more grievance. |
1.2440 |
0.03915 |
168 |
133 |
29 |
6 |
1513 |
The cuckoo clock was setting a bad tone. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1514 |
That’s perfectly normal. Many of my patients have nightmares about clocks. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1515 |
With this, doorknob confessions have reduced by 76%. |
1.2437 |
0.04128 |
119 |
91 |
27 |
1 |
1516 |
That's to remind you that money comes and goes, time only goes. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1517 |
You've got seven minutes left. So, what's your anxiety? |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1518 |
It’s more effective than non-verbal cues of when our session is over. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1519 |
Yes, I am quite sure you arrived late for our session. |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1520 |
It’s never too late, John. Why do you ask? |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1521 |
Time is almost up on our session -- Please put your pants back on |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1522 |
My patients find it easier to stay in the 'present moment' |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
1523 |
So this is what you meant by "making the big time". |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1524 |
No, no. You can ignore the clock. That’s my job. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1525 |
I see by the, well, you know. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1526 |
As you can clearly see, less than ten minutes remain in this session. So, at $500 per hour, don't waste them. |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1527 |
In seven minutes we can change places. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1528 |
Tell me. What ticks you off? |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1529 |
Now that we've agreed on my hourly rate, what is it that brings you here today? |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1530 |
Dr. Whitlock felt she had finally hit the big time. |
1.2430 |
0.05449 |
107 |
88 |
12 |
7 |
1531 |
A gift from a patient we'll just call the white rabbit.
Fella is doing much better after learning to let go. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1532 |
You must have searched for "big-time shrink". |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1533 |
Time is my biggest fear. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1534 |
I don't wear a watch—or glasses. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1535 |
Same time next week? |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1536 |
To you, is it AM or PM? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1537 |
It reminds us that The past is fixed, but the future is not... and also that I'm billing you $5 a minute. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1538 |
Yes, an accurate feeling, here, time is money. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1539 |
Got the idea in England. It's my Big When to stop. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1540 |
Yeah, I know. But I've never figured out how to adjust it for DST. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1541 |
Have you always felt time was running out? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1542 |
Ignore that. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1543 |
Don’t worry. It’s not the world’s doomsday clock…just yours. |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1544 |
“Because I was tired of making furtive glances at my watch every fifty minutes.” |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
1545 |
Cheugy! What's that on your wall? |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
1546 |
You’ve got seven minutes left. But hey, who’s counting? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1547 |
I had many Patients way more weird than you, Mr. Bloom, who finished their rants on time. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1548 |
Well, I think we made big time progress today! |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1549 |
The one with Roman numerals definitely would have been too distracting. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1550 |
It's a new technique I've developed that combines talk therapy and shock therapy; I call it tock therapy. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1551 |
I told you I would show you a big time! |
1.2414 |
0.05284 |
116 |
96 |
12 |
8 |
1552 |
This is your wake up call. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
1553 |
Tell me briefly about your mother. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1554 |
Yes, it actually is a metaphor for the inexorable approach of death. How does that make you feel? |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1555 |
Let me worry about the time remaining. Just free associate for the next seven and a quarter minutes. |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1556 |
I thought you said it would fly ? |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1557 |
Pay no attention to the wall art. |
1.2411 |
0.05267 |
112 |
92 |
13 |
7 |
1558 |
Just take your time -- all 2 minutes and 55 seconds of it. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1559 |
Time passes,will you? |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1560 |
You say it gets larger the closer we get to the end of the appointment? We'll take that up in the next session. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1561 |
Ok. I'm done. Your turn! |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1562 |
Up to you to fill in the 50 minutes. |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
1563 |
You've got 7 minutes and 56 seconds. Let's wrap it up. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1564 |
It reminds me time heals all wounds. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1565 |
I feel like time is not on my side. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1566 |
It makes $300 an hour easier to stomach. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1567 |
Sometimes I feel like I have too much time on my hands |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1568 |
How am I supposed to believe size doesn’t matter, Doc? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1569 |
Time is relative. Why worry about an abstract concept? |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1570 |
We charge by the second, but don’t worry about the time. |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1571 |
Two minute warning. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1572 |
It was more appropriate than a cuckoo clock. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1573 |
It’s almost over |
1.2404 |
0.04427 |
104 |
80 |
23 |
1 |
1574 |
Sometimes we FEEL small because we ARE small. |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1575 |
You should consider spending less of your life watching the clock. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1576 |
This way you get to be the one who says
"I see that our time is up." |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1577 |
are we getting close to your nervous breakdown? |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1578 |
You are now being charged overtime. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1579 |
I’ve got to get to the car wash before it closes. |
1.2400 |
0.05881 |
100 |
84 |
8 |
8 |
1580 |
Why, I do charge by the hour.
How did you know? |
1.2400 |
0.04873 |
125 |
102 |
16 |
7 |
1581 |
It grows when patients lie to themselves |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1582 |
You said you were hurt and surprised when I called time last week, and I want you to know that I heard you. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1583 |
Every time one of my patients is late the clock gets bigger. |
1.2397 |
0.05119 |
121 |
100 |
13 |
8 |
1584 |
Hey Doc, any chance next week you might answer one of MY questions.” |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1585 |
Doctor, are you looking at the clock?" "No, I haven't looked at the clock in five minutes. |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1586 |
I prefer to think of it as art. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1587 |
You will return from age-regression to your adult self when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1588 |
They ran out of the giant digital ones. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1589 |
I got tired of telling patient their hour was up. |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
1590 |
Well, looks like it's almost time to pay me. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1591 |
You have time on your side, Mr. Collins |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1592 |
You better start talkin'. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1593 |
I feel like a big time loser |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1594 |
Therapist: We clearly don’t have enough time to discuss your feelings about the political sideshow of 2023. So, how is your marriage? |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1595 |
Don’t sweat it. We generally get more accomplished in the last few minutes than in the rest of the hour. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1596 |
It’s about time, isn’t it? |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1597 |
My patients used to just ramble on and on and lose track |
1.2393 |
0.05242 |
117 |
97 |
12 |
8 |
1598 |
It’s a conversation starter. And ender. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1599 |
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four... |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1600 |
Oh, just ignore that. I think it's five minutes fast. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1601 |
This needs a caption?! |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
1602 |
Just try to ignore it and be in the moment. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
1603 |
We're 3 minutes into OT. It's Hail Mary time, big guy. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1604 |
Actually, it’s from my accountant. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1605 |
Oh that. I was a gift from the patient who always comes in after you. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1606 |
Just be here now |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1607 |
We'll pick up on the roots of your hatred of pickleball at our next session, okay? |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1608 |
We have more time, the clock is for decoration. |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
1609 |
Oddly enough, all of my clients have issues about time. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1610 |
Can you make me well in 8 minutes? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1611 |
Sometimes an oversized clock is just an oversized clock. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1612 |
I bought it at a 'Second Hand' store. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1613 |
You've got five minutes left for a breakthrough. Ready. Set. Go. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
1614 |
We have a whopping seven minutes left. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
1615 |
John, your cartoon balloon has turned into a clock. What do you think that means? |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
1616 |
I can see we're just about out of time for today... |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1617 |
It's my way to cope with macular degeneration. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1618 |
And…..our time’s up |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1619 |
I actually healed a patient and the clock just stopped. I leave it there as a reminder of what's possible. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
1620 |
Try and focus on the positives Jerry, time is on your side. |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
1621 |
Did I mention I have another appointment at six? |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1622 |
At least it seems that time's on your side, Jim. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1623 |
It’s time to address your procrastination issues head on. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1624 |
The days are getting longer! |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1625 |
You know…sometimes a clock is just a clock. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1626 |
That reminds me, my fee is increasing as well. |
1.2376 |
0.04483 |
101 |
78 |
22 |
1 |
1627 |
I feel major time pressure in your office, doctor. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1628 |
Let us wrap this up. Happy hour is almost over. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1629 |
A giant cuckoo clock just seemed too inappropriate. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1630 |
You see a diving rod with cognitive dissonance. I see our time's almost up. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1631 |
My sense of proportion is terrible, but my sense of time is excellent. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1632 |
Would you say it makes you feel small? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1633 |
I feel like every time I spring forward I actually fall back. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1634 |
We've got seven minutes left, but you'll want to be gone before the chime goes off. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1635 |
You owe me big time. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1636 |
Your really need to work on staying present. Not right now though,I have another client coming. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1637 |
If the ticking seems disruptive,just wait until you hear the alarm! |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1638 |
Now slowly open your eyes and take out your wallet. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1639 |
Time flies when you're having phobias |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
No, my practice is not Freudian. Why do you ask? |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1641 |
Just the thought of the alarm going off keeps my patients awake... |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1642 |
Why do you think you've been dreaming that your time is running out? |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1643 |
You're so right about the size of the clock in these converted tower offices.. But, I bet you'll get a real kick out of the bell, when it goes off. |
1.2364 |
0.05619 |
110 |
93 |
8 |
9 |
1644 |
So, you're saying that you know firsthand that the second hand is actually the third hand? |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1645 |
And where do you think the pressure to use your time wisely originates? |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1646 |
You should see my oven thermometer. |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
1647 |
Doctor,I've got big-time problems. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
Well, I can see our time is almost up. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1649 |
Why do you think your day feels overwhelming? |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1650 |
And yet they still take you for less than face value. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1651 |
We have some garbage time. Any thoughts? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1652 |
Is this going to be a long story? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1653 |
I call it billable hours on steroids. |
1.2353 |
0.05604 |
102 |
85 |
10 |
7 |
1654 |
Oh, so you're one of these Tik Tok therapists. |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1655 |
Well, that was a big hour. |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1656 |
Just to remind you when it's time to blurt out what you really came here for. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1657 |
I have great confidence in you. You can make is seven minutes and 57 seconds without mentioning your ex. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1658 |
I won’t miss you asking. |
1.2348 |
0.05288 |
115 |
96 |
11 |
8 |
1659 |
We are now in the big time. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1660 |
It's for people with OCD ... Obsessive Clock Disorder. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1661 |
I'm tired of arguing about when the hour is over. |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1662 |
The Rolling Stones would love this! |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1663 |
It's time to wake up and smell the roses on my desk on your way out |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1664 |
I'd like to explore your anxiety. Let's start with your constant fear that the end is near. |
1.2348 |
0.05142 |
115 |
95 |
13 |
7 |
1665 |
Big time! |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1666 |
Oh that's plenty of time to discuss your sex life. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1667 |
Even though the bill for the clock, couch, frames and clipboard was expensive, I still think it's cheaper than paying for therapy. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
1668 |
Do you often feel rushed? |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1669 |
I find that most of my patients are preoccupied with time. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1670 |
So you believe an hour consists of sixty minutes? |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
1671 |
What do you mean, you don’t have the time? |
1.2342 |
0.04236 |
111 |
86 |
24 |
1 |
1672 |
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, or, according to my accountant, pay for. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1673 |
Don't worry, I've turned off the chime. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1674 |
Time always looms larger when you're just lying there depressed and immobile. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1675 |
It sounds like you feel that time is looming over you. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1676 |
Yes, time is just a construct. My time is constructed at $200/hour. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1677 |
It encourages you to tock. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1678 |
I did a solid for Flavor Flav. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1679 |
I think we’re going to have to leave your mother until our next session. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1680 |
Well, I think it's worth getting back to your feeling of being 'pressed by time'. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1681 |
Dali made that for me after I mostly cured him. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1682 |
I see you’re big on time. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1683 |
Alexa is my time up yet? |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1684 |
So doctor, have you ever considered eyeglasses? |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1685 |
Two more minutes and I'm outta here! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1686 |
As you can see, your time is up in seven minutes and fifty seven seconds. Fifty six, fifty five ... |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1687 |
As you can see, you’ve got some big time issues. |
1.2331 |
0.04386 |
133 |
107 |
21 |
5 |
1688 |
Your parents sound awful. Tell me more about what it was like to be their son, in seven minutes or less. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1689 |
Don't worry -- I'll remind you when we're almost done. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1690 |
I hung it there to constantly remind me to check the dimensions before clicking “add to cart”. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1691 |
With this, as with everything, time is on your side. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1692 |
No, that’s just a normal, everyday sized clock. Maybe you’re just crazy? Ever think about that? |
1.2328 |
0.05246 |
116 |
97 |
11 |
8 |
1693 |
you should really try to be in the moment. |
1.2328 |
0.05246 |
116 |
97 |
11 |
8 |
1694 |
That's a very big clock. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1695 |
Yes, it's an important part of your therapy. When that big hand reaches the top, I'm $500 richer. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1696 |
Can we speed up to your teenage years? |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1697 |
When I saw this clock tower office space become available online I thought I'd give it a try" |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1698 |
Well, I think I see our time is about up. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1699 |
Don’t mind the clock. It’s to time my Pop-Tarts. |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1700 |
Well, you’re right. It does remind me of Big Ben…without the rain. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1701 |
Zzzzzzz |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
1702 |
Doc, I feel like I’m ‘on the clock,”! |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1703 |
Relax. You have five minutes before the two-minute warning. |
1.2316 |
0.04601 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
1704 |
As a Freudian, I know that male patients feel secure when they have a huge clock. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1705 |
Don’t rush, but when you hear my clock chime
”ka-ching” my rate goes into overtime. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1706 |
NOW do you really know what time it is? |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1707 |
Gotta say....you've got problems. Big time. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1708 |
It just helps me keep an eye on my parking… |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1709 |
Relax. Together, we'll discover the root causes of your chronophobia. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1710 |
I think this therapy will help you Big Time. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1711 |
It’s just the same thing minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1712 |
You have just seven minutes to explain how your fifty three minute nap helped in this session? |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1713 |
Oh no, go on—we have plenty of time. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1714 |
Let's not dwell so much on the second hand but rather keep our focus on the big picture. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1715 |
Your time isn’t truly up until the clock falls on top of you. |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1716 |
In 7 minutes you'll owe me one thousand bucks. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1717 |
Continue these sessions, and with time you'll be able to just wear a watch. |
1.2308 |
0.05672 |
104 |
88 |
8 |
8 |
1718 |
Yes, the minutes get longer for me, too. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1719 |
How much time do I have left? |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1720 |
I'll second that! |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1721 |
And what is Harold Lloyd doing in your dream? |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1722 |
Just relax! You’ve got seven minutes left to turn your life around! |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1723 |
Tic-toc, Mr. Simmonds. Tic-toc. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1724 |
Be ready, in less than 7 minutes we switch places. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1725 |
At least it isn’t melting anymore… |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1726 |
No, you're on the clock, the clock is not on you. |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1727 |
…actually they’re both big hands. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1728 |
What the F---you waited until this moment to reveal that! |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
1729 |
That’s part of our new pay-as-you-go program. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1730 |
The big hand says our time is about up. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1731 |
Our goal, Mr. Davis, is to try to understand why you feel that time is so short. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1732 |
Everywhere I look it feels like I’m running out of time |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
1733 |
I find watching it tick away the seconds of your pathetic life and my fat paycheck comforting somehow. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1734 |
You have seven more minutes to wrap up your life story. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1735 |
I think I'm going crazy... I keep hearing this ticking noise! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1736 |
Ten minutes before the alarm goes off--let's begin with how you felt in the womb. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1737 |
At the end of July, it always looks bigger. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1738 |
Despite your dour emotions, my happy hour will start soon. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1739 |
Time is a concept. Billable time doubly so. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1740 |
I’d love it if we could squeeze in a breakthrough. |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
1741 |
I try not to let our sessions run over. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1742 |
Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care?!? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1743 |
Let’s be mindful of the time. In five minutes, how would you mother interpret the situation? |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1744 |
I was tired of clients claiming I cut their session short. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1745 |
Time is just a construct. A really, really ginormous construct. |
1.2286 |
0.04334 |
105 |
82 |
22 |
1 |
1746 |
My union put it up. |
1.2286 |
0.04541 |
105 |
83 |
20 |
2 |
1747 |
Let me worry about the time, |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1748 |
I hear you saying that you've become preoccupied with time, is that correct? |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1749 |
Looks like our time is about to become my time until next time. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1750 |
On my patient satisfaction surveys, there were complaints that I constantly looked at my wrist watch. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1751 |
Some prefer having an elephant in the room |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1752 |
I got it for the commuters. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1753 |
My anxiety patients prefer digital |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1754 |
And that ends the session...I'll give you back the remainder of the hour |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1755 |
It was either a huge clock or a huge bill for my new prescription glasses |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1756 |
It's a clock. It's analog, and when the little hand is on six and... Don't they teach you techies anything in school any more? |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1757 |
The big hand is almost at 55 that means we're finished. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1758 |
As your neurologist, I'm pleased you drew this and could properly identify the time. |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1759 |
Time is fleeting; madness takes its toll. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1760 |
On the website it looked smaller. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1761 |
Exactly, you’re now in overtime rates. We’re close to eight minutes over our 45-minute session. The minute-hand enlargement and billing-rate was my accountant’s idea. |
1.2277 |
0.05608 |
101 |
85 |
9 |
7 |
1762 |
It's really for my near-sighted patients. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1763 |
Let’s dig deeper into the cause of your sudden chronophobia. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1764 |
I, too, suffer from time blindness. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1765 |
You give in to your mother's demands. I give in to my accountant's. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1766 |
When would you say that your chronophobia began? |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1767 |
Your session will end when the big hand reaches twelve. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1768 |
I hope the ticking sound doesn't distract you.... |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1769 |
Don't worry about it. You're certainly not the first GenZ-er needing to confront their fear of analog clocks. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1770 |
My version of the Rorschach test. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1771 |
Remember, time is on your side. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1772 |
Hold that epiphany until next Wednesday, five sharp. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1773 |
Because “Time IS money!” |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1774 |
I hope this helps expedite your breakthrough. Overtime begins at 6. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1775 |
Just a heads up that we’re at seven minutes and fifty-six seconds. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1776 |
Please tell me more about your mother in law. |
1.2273 |
0.05988 |
88 |
74 |
8 |
6 |
1777 |
Pressured? Not at all, there’s seven more minutes to go… |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1778 |
I just feel like time management is taking up
a lot of space in my life right now |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
1779 |
You have seven minutes to tell me how you feel you are running out of time. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1780 |
At $300.00 per hour I'll wake him at 6:00 p.m. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1781 |
Waste of time and money |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1782 |
I like to remind my clients that in both life, and especially in therapy, time is limited. I think the big clock helps. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1783 |
Please be open, but try to remember that you're paying by the hour. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1784 |
I feel like time is on my side. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1785 |
Okay,your mother never loved you,your brother ran off with your wife. You've got eight minutes. Go. No pressure,though. |
1.2269 |
0.05124 |
119 |
100 |
11 |
8 |
1786 |
Yes, but it looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1787 |
Please explain why it is you are feeling so small? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1788 |
It's only till my eyeglasses arrive |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1789 |
The insurance company sent it. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1790 |
I specialise in big time neuroses. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1791 |
You need help big time. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1792 |
I know were done, but I paid for 45 minutes
and I'm not getting up yet. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1793 |
we're in penalty time now |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1794 |
It's a test to determine your age. |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
1795 |
Who do you think decided to make one hand bigger than the other? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1796 |
Now might be a good time to talk about your TikTok addiction. |
1.2266 |
0.04862 |
128 |
107 |
13 |
8 |
1797 |
You really must learn how to live in the moment. |
1.2264 |
0.05409 |
106 |
89 |
10 |
7 |
1798 |
You did say time was on your side, Horace. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1799 |
Hickory dickory dock
Two minutes from stopping our talk |
1.2264 |
0.05732 |
106 |
91 |
6 |
9 |
1800 |
Yes, I suppose time is an abstract concept. But payment is not. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1801 |
It serves as a reminder that the end is near. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1802 |
‘I can’t help it doc, everywhere I go, I see her face.’ |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1803 |
You dont' have the time on you, do you? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1804 |
In case my diplomas didn't give it away, I'm kind of a big time psychologist. |
1.2264 |
0.04299 |
106 |
83 |
22 |
1 |
1805 |
So, the Genie thought your last wish was to have a bigger clock? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1806 |
Are you also hearing a loud ticking sound? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1807 |
Yes, I suppose ‘seven to six’ does sound like a close football score, but let’s not let your athlemophobia keep us from exploring your chronomentrophobia.” |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1808 |
It all goes back to my father, Time |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1809 |
Exposure therapy for procrastinators. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1810 |
Talk more about feeling "rushed" in here. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
1811 |
And it chimes ‘ka-ching’ at the fifty-five minute mark. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1812 |
It gives context to the rubbish I'm peddling here. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1813 |
That’s to remind you that you keep projecting, big time. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1814 |
And we will stop right here. I need the rest of your hour to write the clinical notes so I can get paid by your insurance |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
1815 |
Nope, I've no idea what it is, either. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1816 |
I hope you won't mind if I ask you to speak a little faster. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1817 |
Why do I feel like I am the rabbit in " Alice in Wonderland"? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1818 |
I think having your own Doomsday Clock might be setting the wrong tone for your life. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1819 |
Time time time is on my side, yes it is. Sorry we only have 5 minutes left! |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1820 |
But enough about me. In the remaining minutes, do you have anything you’d like to discuss? |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1821 |
No, it's not one of your dreams about time and space. It really is a gigantic clock on the wall. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1822 |
We’ll have to stop here. I nearly lost track of time.” |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1823 |
The time is up. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1824 |
Well, we'll have to continue exploring your unhealthy fixation on mortality next week. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1825 |
For perspective, the second hand is Armageddon. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1826 |
it feels like the clock is always ticking away. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1827 |
So, you get paid by the minute. |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1828 |
Come on. Out with it while there’s still time. |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1829 |
I feel like we need to dig a little deeper to understand why you seem so fixated on the passage of time. |
1.2252 |
0.04183 |
111 |
87 |
23 |
1 |
1830 |
Freud compared everything with big clocks. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1831 |
I thought time only flies when you’re having fun…. |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1832 |
I see by the big hand that you're on your own until Friday at 4PM |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1833 |
your insomnia is now cured… remember, don't watch the clock |
1.2250 |
0.05085 |
120 |
101 |
11 |
8 |
1834 |
No, I'm not watching the clock! |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1835 |
I’d love to know why you keep bringing that in here. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1836 |
Somehow, I feel like your attention is elsewhere. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1837 |
I had to replace the grandfather clock after I realized I wanted to marry it. |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
1838 |
My passive-aggressive way of saying your time is up |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1839 |
I think we've gotten beyond your Dali obsession. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1840 |
They say time is a great healer. For me its a great money maker. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1841 |
Since I bill at $360 per hour, I need the second hand to charge you correctly. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1842 |
Well, actually, no. It's not five o'clock anywhere. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
1843 |
Wow, time flies when you're having psychotherapy. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1844 |
Don't worry. I'm here for you. Take your time. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1845 |
After awhile you don’t even notice it anymore |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1846 |
I feel better, big time |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1847 |
‘I just want you to sit with it. Time heals’ |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1848 |
Yes, you are getting older, but try not to focus on that. |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1849 |
Time is always on your side. |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1850 |
If you think about it, all we really have is time. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1851 |
Oh that’s MY mom’s fault |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1852 |
Whoever judged last week’s contest should have their fingernails extracted.
“Until the thermostat is turned up, your stocking stuffer will be toe-jam” |
1.2241 |
0.05207 |
116 |
98 |
10 |
8 |
1853 |
That second hand seems stuck. 8 more agonizing minutes of mid-life crisis! |
1.2241 |
0.04077 |
116 |
91 |
24 |
1 |
1854 |
So exactly what is it that makes you think there arent enough hours in the day for you to accomplish your goals? |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1855 |
I'm starting to think you have an oversized fear of running out of time. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1856 |
I'm starting to think my fear of time is not as irrational as we thought. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1857 |
No, nothing to worry about. If that were the doomsday clock it would say 11:59. |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1858 |
When I asked you to draw the hands of a clock, I didn’t mean that you should draw it on my wall. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
1859 |
It's an early Dali |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1860 |
I see that the fear of time passing you by looms large in your life. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1861 |
Just wait until you see the cuckoo |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1862 |
I didn't think going to a shrink would be so literal. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1863 |
How does happy hour make you feel? |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1864 |
When the big hand points to your insecurities, our time is up. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1865 |
It’s a Litmus Test for my younger patients. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1866 |
Bob, time is a societal construct, I’m charging per word now. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1867 |
A wish is just a wish a dream is just a dream as time goes by. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1868 |
You have seven minutes to lose those Crocs so we can get on with this. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1869 |
I like my patients to know I'm big-time. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1870 |
I thought adding a "cha ching" sound would be overkill. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1871 |
'Staring at it won't make the hour any cheaper.' |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1872 |
I'll warn you before the alarm goes off. |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
1873 |
Her name is Big Sally. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1874 |
Well,would you rather I look at my watch the whole time? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1875 |
after a while you barely notice the ticking. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1876 |
Eight minutes left. So, where do you think this crushing anxiety comes from? Seven minutes… |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1877 |
Well, well. Would you look at the time! Not that anyone's counting the minutes, mind you -ha-ha. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1878 |
I guess there is time to go deeper. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1879 |
It was on top of a building that was demolished. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1880 |
Is the clock for me or for you? |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1881 |
You seem quite relaxed despite your big-time anxieties. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1882 |
Not to worry, I'm sure we can solve all your problems in the time remaining. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1883 |
About this obsession with morality….. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1884 |
Don’t be alarmed. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1885 |
When did you first notice this sense of foreboding? |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1886 |
Well, it looks like our time is almost over. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1887 |
Time is relative, just not in here. Take your time. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1888 |
Let’s try not to focus on your anxiety about wasting time in the time we have left” |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1889 |
It helps me time my kegels too. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1890 |
Do you feel that you are ready for the Big Time? |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1891 |
It makes people think they're getting more for their hour. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1892 |
It’s a metaphor. For time. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1893 |
Let’s hope it’s “spring forward” daylight savings. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1894 |
Okay, tell me more about your anxiety. You have seven minutes to really WOW me. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1895 |
You look concerned, but don’t worry I hung it up using double sided tape. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1896 |
Having second thoughts? |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1897 |
At 6 pm the psychiatrist comes in and the rate doubles. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1898 |
I think I know where your obsession with big hands comes from. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1899 |
Why would you think you're a 'big-time loser'? |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1900 |
And I thought I had time management issues |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1901 |
I’d like to hear more about that, but you’ll have to be brief - I’m just noticing the time. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1902 |
Yep, it's a little off ... and so are you. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
1903 |
Okay, describe your relationship with your mom. But you'll have to keep it brief, so just use keywords. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1904 |
Maybe it’s simply a giant clock, or perhaps it’s a constant reminder that your mother is waiting for you to start a family. Whelp, look at the time. We’ll dive into that question next week. |
1.2222 |
0.05663 |
99 |
84 |
8 |
7 |
1905 |
Your eyelids are feeling heavy . . . You are feeling sleepy . . . You are relaxed . . . My fees are reasonable . . . |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1906 |
„I can‘t believe our 30mins are already over“ |
1.2222 |
0.05021 |
117 |
98 |
12 |
7 |
1907 |
Did you say you were suffering from feeling of inadequacy about the size of your clock? |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1908 |
Do not ask for whom the clock ticks, Mr. Skarpedian. Of course it ticks for you. |
1.2214 |
0.04760 |
131 |
110 |
13 |
8 |
1909 |
I have some big time problems |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1910 |
I'd be delighted to hear more about how you think time doesn't exist, but I'm afraid our time is just about done |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1911 |
Don't worry, its just my biological clock |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1912 |
My wife keeps telling me that her biological clock is ticking, but I just don’t hear it. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1913 |
Now let's overcome your fear of clocks. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1914 |
Are you sure you want to start questioning your sexuality right now? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1915 |
Time,Time,Time is on my side, I know it is” |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1916 |
I’ll tell you this much: I absolutely did not ask my husband for a “big clock.” I think his hearing is going. Also he has a small penis. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1917 |
Does time expand to fill the space available? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1918 |
When the big hand hits 12 we change places. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1919 |
For your session I’ve installed a representation of your fantasy, but perhaps I misheard you—did you say you desire a big clock? |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1920 |
It was a gift from my optometrist. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1921 |
Yes, psychotherapy pays the bills but my real passion is time management. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1922 |
Two minute warning. I suggest you punt. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1923 |
I think that I’m getting a subliminal message here. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1924 |
I know, I didn’t think it was funny either. |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
1925 |
‘It’s my new Apple Watch minus the patent infringements’ |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1926 |
Okay so we've got seven minutes for your abandonment issues. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1927 |
You can finish that sentence next week. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1928 |
No patient has ever asked me why it's called a second hand when there are three of them. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1929 |
One. I'm a little nearsighted. and two, the ticking alone makes sure that none of my patients fall asleep on the couch. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1930 |
Ignore the clock, it’s between Christmas and New Year’s. Time doesn’t exist. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1931 |
My, would you look at the time?
I mean, just LOOK at it!” |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1932 |
I think we have a few more minutes to go. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1933 |
So in the remaining seven minutes why not give me a truncated version of your entire life. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1934 |
If you have a problem with it Michael, then you shouldn’t have paid me in magic beans. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1935 |
Some say times fly, I just say that it is big |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1936 |
We're into your second billable hour now. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1937 |
Tell me more about feeling like a big time loser. |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
1938 |
Stop projecting. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1939 |
The hourly fee is just as big. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1940 |
Why do YOU think I got such a big clock? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1941 |
It symbolizes how every second here is valuable - but costs you five dollars. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1942 |
In case you didn’t notice our time is up.” |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1943 |
The little hand is pointing to your feet, which means it's time for you to skedaddle. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1944 |
Pay no attention to the clock, it's just for decoration |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1945 |
You say your greatest fear is being killed in a clock accident? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1946 |
The alarm shakes the entire building. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1947 |
So, why do you think you see a big clock on the wall? |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1948 |
My eyes are over here. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1949 |
Yeah, I know, it’s a little big but it does seem to make my time with you go by faster. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1950 |
So, tell me, why do you think you make problems bigger than they ought to be? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1951 |
Ignore it, Gilbert. It’s just there to make sure I take my Prozac.” |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1952 |
What is time to us? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1953 |
And this was before the clock melted, Mr Dali? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1954 |
That's all the time we need today to bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1955 |
I see our time is almost up. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1956 |
Every time a client calls me a 'shrink' I get a bigger one |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1957 |
Well then let's talk about your mom's Swatch. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1958 |
Time is just a concept - but the clocks real. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1959 |
Doctor, maybe a wallpaper of a happy place would be nicer |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1960 |
Maybe you are just a little man? |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
1961 |
I'm afraid that’s all we’ve got time for, doctor |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1962 |
No, no—it's always been there. You just must not have noticed it before. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1963 |
Why do all my patients keep looking at my clock?? |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
1964 |
Stay as long as you like. Time is money. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1965 |
Breathe deeply. Imagine time expanding. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1966 |
Well Mr. Smithers, congratulations on making it to the big time! |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1967 |
You said it was "almost sex." Let's explore that. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1968 |
I have my own issues. My psychologist suggested that I put it there. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
You need to focus on the big things. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1970 |
Ready, set, divulge! “ |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1971 |
It's less about your therapy and more about my billing. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
1972 |
I see our time is up." |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1973 |
This'll cost you big time. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1974 |
And why do you think Big Ben is a recurring theme for you? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1975 |
I really don't know. Which one do you think most resembles a phallus? |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1976 |
I can either charge overtime, or take three minutes off next session. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1977 |
You say the passage of time weighs on you? |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
1978 |
Sounds like you're having big time hallucinations. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1979 |
Get ready, get set, $390. . . |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
1980 |
You seem more fixated than usual. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1981 |
We have 8 minutes and 56 seconds left in our session. Coming up to the 30 second mark .....and pretty soon we'll have only 7 minutes left." |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1982 |
Why yes, I am a Freudian therapist. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1983 |
Unlike the Rolling Stones, time is not on your side. |
1.2178 |
0.05559 |
101 |
86 |
8 |
7 |
1984 |
Any final thoughts ? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1985 |
You have 7 minutes before your $150.00/hour nap is done. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1986 |
You're experiencing what we call 'clock envy'. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1987 |
Why on earth do the last 7 minutes of the day take the longest? |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
1988 |
Two minute and fifty-six second warning. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1989 |
What annoying ticking? |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1990 |
Ignore. Practice mindfulness. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1991 |
For your next trauma, just give me the highlights. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1992 |
I understand you're here to see me about 2 things: Your time management and your anxiety.... |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1993 |
If you see it at big & ominous, then we’ll definitely be needing more sessions. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1994 |
Time just hangs over me. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1995 |
Yes, I charge by the hours. Why do you ask? |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1996 |
It's too heavy to fly. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1997 |
When you say you feel time isn’t on your side, I assume you mean figuratively… |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1998 |
So do I have to pay you with a really large check? |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1999 |
We went a bit over last time, and your HMO got involved. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
2000 |
Now Mr. Keaton, back to your acrophobia. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2001 |
Don't make me say it. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2002 |
My wall clock is specially designed to become enormous and threatening if patients exceed their allotted 50 minutes. You’re at least two minutes over. |
1.2170 |
0.05363 |
106 |
90 |
9 |
7 |
2003 |
Yes- big time! |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2004 |
But I think Time is on my side |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2005 |
I think a clock that size helps a client attach a greater value to every single second. Me too. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2006 |
Alexa used to remind me that our time was almost up, but I decided this was much less intrusive. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2007 |
Let's discuss your obsession with passing time. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2008 |
Well, you seem to blow everything out of proportion. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
2009 |
Looking at it won’t make your parole go by faster. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2010 |
Almost Nap Time |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2011 |
Le client qui sait que sa séance est terminée et le spécialiste qui sait également que sa séance va (enfin?) se teminer.
Le temps qui passe est souligné par l'énorme horloge et le fait que les 2 personnes la fixe. |
1.2165 |
0.05904 |
97 |
84 |
5 |
8 |
2012 |
Time for the denouement |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2013 |
My kids can’t stop talking Tik Tok so I decided to give it a try. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2014 |
If you want to cry about it y suggest you do it quickly because your session is about to end |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2015 |
Almost dinner time…wonder what we’re having….ah, “What was your question again?” |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2016 |
Have you ever thought about how much time you have left, you know, in a broader sense? |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2017 |
Time's almost up. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2018 |
The steady ticking is good for business – drives people nuts. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2019 |
Then I decided I was ready to go big time |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2020 |
I misplaced my eyeglasses. |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2021 |
It used to be “Big Pharma” that made me anxious… |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2022 |
Every hour has 50 minutes. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2023 |
It’s like the opposite of Vegas casinos here. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2024 |
When the big hand hits the top, all the complaining has to stop. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2025 |
We have seven minutes left and you've done nothing but kvetch, kvetch, kvetch. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2026 |
Seems like you have a big time problem. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2027 |
But you said at your last appointment that because of your ADHD you struggle with time blindness? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2028 |
An optimist sees the hours yet to be filled; while the pessimist sees a garish, over-priced, already out-of-date impulse purchase born of countless lonely hours spent bingeing home reno shows. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2029 |
The clock is a test..If you see it bigger than your head it means that you have to attend here twice a week for at least 5 years |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2030 |
Time anxiety? I can’t imagine why. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2031 |
I didn't want patients focussing on my Harvard diplomas. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2032 |
Oh that? Flava Flav was having a garage sale. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2033 |
Time of death: 5:53PM. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2034 |
There's just enough time to relive your "seven minutes in heaven" experience. |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
2035 |
Therapist: So David, you were telling me how you procrastinate?
Patient: I'll get to it in.... 7.5 minutes |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2036 |
7 minutes ‘til quittin’ time! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2037 |
Your session ends in eight minutes or when the clock falls on you. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2038 |
As you know, I specialize in therapy for the legally blind. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2039 |
That's it? I thought we had more time! |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
2040 |
I guess I should start from the beginning... |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2041 |
I see we’ve run over our time by three minutes today. No worries, we’ll just have a 47 minute session next week. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2042 |
Nervous tic. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2043 |
The big hand's your father, the little hand's your mother and the second hand is you. |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2044 |
It seems to run more slowly during your hour. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2045 |
We're on the verge of a big-time breakthrough. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2046 |
It's in fahrenheit |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2047 |
Patient: Time is on my side.
Therapist: Yes it is. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2048 |
When you said our time together would be big this isn’t what I thought you meant |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
2049 |
It both calms me down and keeps you concentrated. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
2050 |
It represents the enormous fee I'll be charging. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2051 |
Take your time. Each tick is just a dime. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
2052 |
I’m feeling like time is passing me by. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2053 |
It’s actually an art piece called “our time is almost up.” |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
2054 |
Next session I'd like to see an enormous box of tissues... |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
2055 |
It’s a big factor for all of us. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2056 |
It strikes me that your grandfather Ben was a towering figure of your childhood... |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2057 |
This motherfucker |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2058 |
No, there's nothing Freudian about a huge clock. And, by the way, I'm supposed to be asking the questions. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2059 |
And in this dream, who do the hands and the face belong to? |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2060 |
No,no,not you. But some people can ramble on and on forever. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2061 |
So what you're asking is "Why?" |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2062 |
Your insurance company encourages you to make the most of each minute of therapy. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2063 |
I have found that four minute billing has expedited recovery amongst my patients. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2064 |
It's 'cause I'm not really good with time. |
1.2135 |
0.04368 |
89 |
70 |
19 |
0 |
2065 |
Just don't think about it. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2066 |
As Freud said "Every second counts"--or was it my accountant? |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2067 |
I feel like time is looming over me. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2068 |
How does my massive, loud and distracting clock make you feel? |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2069 |
I notice that you focus a lot on mortality. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2070 |
That's not the time WE have left; it's the time YOU have left. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2071 |
I don't want to rush you, but ... |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2072 |
And now the big topic. Six. |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
2073 |
I thought we could both use the distraction |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2074 |
I see we’ve come to the end of your big time problems for today. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2075 |
Only eight minutes to get your life in order, Mr. Brown.
What do you say? Mr. Brown! Mr. Brown!! Wake up!!! |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2076 |
I’m a clock watcher too. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2077 |
Sorry, no discount for me-time. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2078 |
It’s to remind you that anyone can be right twice a day. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2079 |
We're into overtime now. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2080 |
A reminder that your issues cannot be solved in merely an hour. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2081 |
I don't like to hide the fact I bill by the hour. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2082 |
I switched to the clock after a tragic hourglass accident. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2083 |
You wanted more time, I gave you more time. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2084 |
No, therapy isn't a joke. The best therapy is all about timing whereas the best jokes are all about......I forget |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2085 |
We find analog more soothing for our patients. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
2086 |
There's the Id, the Ego, and the Superego. Tell me which one is which? |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2087 |
You have 7 more minutes to justify your existence. |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2088 |
No, I wouldn't say that my services are on a strict hourly basis. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2089 |
My mother always wanted me to be a big-time therapist and, well... |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2090 |
The large clock helps my patients visualize a greater value for the hour spent with me, that and the ticking puts most of them to sleep so they leave feeling relaxed. |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2091 |
Your think that’s big, just wait till you get my bill. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2092 |
You seem a little preoccupied with the time... |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2093 |
Tell me more about how your preoccupation with time began with these sessions. But do it in the next seven minutes. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2094 |
Gosh, where id the time go? |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2095 |
we're all contestants on 'beat the clock.' |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
2096 |
Yes... I can see why the hour hand might have a complex. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2097 |
Well Donald I’m afraid your time is almost up. |
1.2118 |
0.06056 |
85 |
73 |
6 |
6 |
2098 |
It means we have seven minutes left in this session. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2099 |
Yes indeed, I did switch back. Something about an analog clock just feels less intrusive in our digital world. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2100 |
It helps me stay focused on what's important in these sessions. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2101 |
And how does it make you feel that my main incentive is to maximize billable hours? |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2102 |
Well, that’s one man’s idea of the big time. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2103 |
This session is not covered by your insurance plan! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2104 |
Keep talking , you have $107 left in this session |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2105 |
I can't tell you which patient gave it to me. Let's just say he's well known in the hip-hop community. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2106 |
I wanted the Jeopardy theme song. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2107 |
Looks like our time is up. Please tell me the last thing that came to mind and then get out." |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2108 |
My office used to be a train station. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2109 |
Why don’t the hands point at me? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2110 |
It helps me to focus on what really counts. |
1.2111 |
0.04326 |
90 |
71 |
19 |
0 |
2111 |
Thanks for choosing Costco for your therapy. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2112 |
I know it's distracting, but the clocktower is rent controlled. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2113 |
Lately if feels like my life is just slipping away.... |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2114 |
Yes, it’s 7 minutes to 6pm. But what does that *mean* to you? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2115 |
We're three minutes into time-and-a-half. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2116 |
Our time’s almost up, but you still have two seconds for anything you’d like to share. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2117 |
Got to go, Jeopardy’s almost on |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2118 |
And where would you say this phobia of time comes from? |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2119 |
Yea, and wait until it strikes the hour! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2120 |
You'll know when your time is up. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2121 |
Don’t pay attention. Its my coffee timer. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2122 |
Actually, now that you mention it, a lot of my patients do have a feeling of impending doom. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2123 |
I think my optometrist is not good. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2124 |
I see our time is about up . . . is there anything else? |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
2125 |
The matching chaise longue comes next week. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
2126 |
Ignore that, I used to be the psychiatrist on a kids tv show |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2127 |
Take all the time left on the clock you need, Mr. Jones. We're going to get to the root of that anxiety today. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2128 |
Time is on your side. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2129 |
Time is not up. How does that make you feel? |
1.2100 |
0.05374 |
100 |
85 |
9 |
6 |
2130 |
Okay, okay, your life sucks, but I still have a dinner date. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2131 |
This is a guideline,not a rule. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2132 |
…and I’m hallucinating big time. |
1.2100 |
0.05559 |
100 |
86 |
7 |
7 |
2133 |
And how do you feel about that? |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2134 |
The problem is my wife keeps insisting that I have ADD. How much time do we have left? |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2135 |
Does that say 1 O'clock?
I can't see without my glasses. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2136 |
Clarity arrives at 6:00. |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2137 |
I know you’re here for a gambling addiction, but I’ll bet you’ve never seen a clock that big. |
1.2100 |
0.05374 |
100 |
85 |
9 |
6 |
2138 |
It keeps getting larger every time you lie to your therapist |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2139 |
Any particular reason you feel like life is passing you by? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2140 |
Our life would be easier if they eliminated daylight savings time. |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2141 |
Isn't a Doomsday Clock a little on the nose? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2142 |
I just think it would have looked better on the outside of the building. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2143 |
Just try to think of it as a wall decoration |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2144 |
Time is really on your side. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2145 |
A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2146 |
You seem to be obsessed with the time. Can you say more about that? |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2147 |
It’s not passive or aggressive—it’s just a really big clock that says time’s UP! |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2148 |
Well Mr Giuliani , it looks like your time is almost up |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2149 |
Oh,my next patient is Harold Lloyd |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2150 |
You have 5 minutes left to talk about your mother. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2151 |
I’ll give you extra time. You’re less depressing than the 6 o’clock news. |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
2152 |
You wait until the last 7 minutes and 53 seconds to bring up your marital problems? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2153 |
Time and tide wait for no shrink. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2154 |
I knew you were ready for the big time. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2155 |
If you were a clock, which hand would you most identify with? The big hand? The little one? Both? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2156 |
I’m sorry but I just can’t find a pair of glasses that suit me. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2157 |
Time is money: that clock cost a bundle. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2158 |
We‘ve almost reached the end of today‘s lucid-dreaming session. You only had one nightmare when I mentioned my charge… |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2159 |
It’s like truth in advertising, the clock represents my hourly rate. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2160 |
The up arrow charts your payments. The down arrow is your progress. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2161 |
And why do you feel as though our time is up today? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2162 |
The drooping, Salvador Dali one was a bit much. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2163 |
Yup, time is important to both of us. Yours is about discussing your problems and mine is about making money off of your problems. |
1.2088 |
0.05954 |
91 |
79 |
5 |
7 |
2164 |
It’s a subliminal way to let you know about my new hourly fee structure. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2165 |
And why exactly do you feel like time is flying by? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2166 |
Twelve is the witching hour; six is the bitching hour. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2167 |
Are we done yet? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2168 |
It keeps me from checking my watch all the time. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2169 |
Just a subtle reminder that my life is also slipping away. |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2170 |
That’s right. I do bill by the hour. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2171 |
Small problems, small clocks - Big problems, big clocks! |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2172 |
When your time is up, it plays 'My Melancholy Baby'" |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2173 |
When did this feeling of time running out start to afflict you? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2174 |
We try to include the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2175 |
We have seven minutes to sort out if the voices in your head are roommates or squatters. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2176 |
I borrowed it from the Atomic Scientists. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2177 |
I’m afraid your incredible breakthrough will have to wait till next week… |
1.2083 |
0.04718 |
120 |
101 |
13 |
6 |
2178 |
People used to seem skeptical whenever I said that our time was up. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2179 |
Now you’re seeing things from others’ perspective - there’s mine. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2180 |
I hope you don’t have a fear of a giant clock falling on you because I put that up myself. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2181 |
Peter, time is NOT the issue… |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2182 |
You’ve got seven minutes left to spill your guts. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2183 |
It's five fifty-three P.M. Do you know where your inner children are? |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2184 |
Oh my. Looks like we are out of time. Let’s pick up next week where you are just about to jump off the Empire State Building |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2185 |
I'm gaslighting you." |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2186 |
It's about time. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2187 |
It’s five fifty-three, there’s no one in the place, except you and me … |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2188 |
I think we made a real breakthrough today. By the way is that acid kicking in yet? |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2189 |
Understood,Carl. But hands on your cock have nothing to do with the hands on the clock. Please put your pants on until next time. |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2190 |
You needn't worry, Mr. VanBlinken. I'll let you know when our time is up. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2191 |
Why,yes. Harold Lloyd was my grandfather. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2192 |
I've made an accommodation for the anxiety you've expressed about the end of each session. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2193 |
Tell me more about why you get the sense that time is controlling your life. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2194 |
Well, I think we've just had a breakthrough - big time! |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2195 |
Please try to relax. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2196 |
Evade all you like but remember: the big clock never stops. |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
2197 |
No, I’m not looking at the clock. But if I was, how would that make you feel? |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2198 |
What makes you feel that time is running out? |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2199 |
The little hand is at your knee, so pause 'til next time and meantime let it be. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2200 |
The old clock was worse... it kept saying Koo-koo! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2201 |
That's your interpretation... but sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2202 |
I have to rent a scaffold twice a year to change the time. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2203 |
We analysts call that the 50 minute shrink hour. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2204 |
You should see my wallet! |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2205 |
Do I like being a psychotherapist? Yeah, big time. |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
2206 |
It reminds me that everything is relative. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2207 |
So you were telling me about your fear of large hands |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
2208 |
I have a very big time problem |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2209 |
I’m aware of the time, and we have to end now |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2210 |
Since this is your first time here, let me point out that when you're in my recliner chair, things appear to be larger than they actually are. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2211 |
Seven minutes to a margarita. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2212 |
The clock tells me that you owe me another $300" |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2213 |
My problems always feel smaller after we talk them through. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2214 |
Now there can be no mistaking when this session is over. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2215 |
I give up—5:47? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2216 |
Goodness, I was so unaware of what time it was! Session’s up. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2217 |
The pressure you're feeling is from your inner child. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2218 |
It's there to remind us of three things: we all die, our issues are ultimately such small things, and, finally, that we have seven minutes left in our session. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2219 |
Some of my patients were uncomfortable with what a small amount of time they had for each session. I hope that this change will put them more at ease. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2220 |
Just to remind you that if you don't overshare I won't overcharge |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2221 |
I have never seen a case of analog dysphoria as severe as yours. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2222 |
Your clock is lovely. But how would you feel about not counting each minute out loud? |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2223 |
For the next two minutes block out all outside distractions and focus on your breath. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2224 |
I want you to elaborate on your obsession with time, but seeing as our hour is almost up, let’s talk about it at your next appointment. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2225 |
It was supposed to be digital |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2226 |
I don’t want to say that we’re on a time clock but…. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2227 |
You can regift it. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2228 |
You're getting better...stopped at only 2 1/2 minutes overtime. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2229 |
No, you're fine; Kong's watch runs a little fast. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2230 |
I say we try to focus on the moment. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2231 |
So, you feel like a ticking time bomb? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2232 |
Time doesn’t repeat itself, but it often has egomaniacal tendencies and extreme self important images. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2233 |
It doesn't look so much like a reminder of my impending and unavoidable doom at this size. It looks more like 5:53. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2234 |
We prefer to use free associations in our sessions. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2235 |
The end looms near.. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2236 |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2237 |
Patients claimed I stared at the clock. Now everyone stares. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2238 |
Tempus? Fugit! |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2239 |
I hope that’s not too distracting for you. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2240 |
Waiting for Godot |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2241 |
Do you remember when these feelings of dread about each passing second first started? |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2242 |
Looks like our time is about up. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2243 |
On the bright side, I feel like time is on my side. |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2244 |
We like to think of ourselves as the thinking man's Tick Talk |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2245 |
Doc , You've got too much time on your hands ! |
1.2056 |
0.05268 |
107 |
92 |
8 |
7 |
2246 |
It's a takeoff on the doomsday clock only it's your remaining life." |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2247 |
This clock goes backwards in time. How does that make you feel? |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2248 |
It's a Rorshclock test. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2249 |
I find it speeds up my client's trust in me big time. |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
2250 |
When your office is behind the dial in a clock tower, you have to learn to read the face backward. Don’t worry - you still got about forty three minutes. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2251 |
Time is on your side this week, but don’t start feeling smug. I’m redecorating tomorrow. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2252 |
When did you start to resent working overtime? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2253 |
When the clock strikes 6, you'll become a fully functioning person. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2254 |
You better talk fast. Happy Hour is almost over. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2255 |
This is what I meant by clear boundaries. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2256 |
That’s messed up, Mr. Hanson. Let’s just watch the clock until your appointment is over. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2257 |
It grows a millimeter each time a patient passes gas in that couch. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2258 |
You do know what they say about ‘Docs With Big Clocks’ don’t you? |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
2259 |
I always say to my patients only time will tell. And this clock is telling you our session is up for today. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2260 |
And how does it remind you of your mother? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2261 |
See what time is doing to you? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2262 |
Just concentrate on the big hand until it reaches $200 o'clock. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2263 |
Well we do find that it's helpful to leave at least five minutes to talk about your mother. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2264 |
Well, with the few minutes we have left, can you tell me why you’re obsessed with time? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2265 |
No cookies and milk, and we continue with your childhood until the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2266 |
We have to move on Mr. Smith, there 8 minutes left on the meter. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2267 |
Does time REALLY tell? |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
2268 |
Let’s try not to obsess about your mortality for the next six minutes and fifty-six seconds, shall we? |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2269 |
Actually it's three minutes slow. I'm afraid your time is up. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2270 |
It's normal-sized. I'm a shrink, remember? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2271 |
So sorry, I’ll have to charge you for the next half hour, I just totally lost track of the time |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2272 |
As you can see, that’s our time for the day |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2273 |
No, not everything is phallic. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2274 |
We put it up there so you won't keep looking at your watch |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2275 |
Let's work with that, Mr. Hook; so you say tic-toc makes you feel anxious? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2276 |
And now, your mother. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2277 |
The hospital system that bought our facility has sort of a thing about appointments running over. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2278 |
Well, I see our time is almost up. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2279 |
I went big so you'll go home. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2280 |
It was $10 more and I thought to myself -why not! My time with my Client's are important. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2281 |
Time is just an illusion |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2282 |
To remind you to address your issues, big time. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2283 |
Youve got about eight minutes 'til beer-thirty. Make 'em count. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2284 |
I just don't think I'm ready for the big time. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2285 |
Yes, I am your friend but 50 minutes is all you get. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2286 |
It wouldn't feel so long if you brought more interesting topics to discuss. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2287 |
No worries - if you've got the money, I've got the time. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2288 |
I had hopes for the extra two and a half minutes, but you're still just as wacko as ever. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2289 |
So you were telling me about your anxiety about time? |
1.2041 |
0.04092 |
98 |
78 |
20 |
0 |
2290 |
I hate to wake him. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2291 |
Looks like even your time is pretentious. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2292 |
Take your time until it's up in like seven minutes. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2293 |
I got it from The Big Frickin' Clock Store. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2294 |
``Wake up! You've got eight minutes to say something interesting. Then I'm outta here.'' |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2295 |
6 minutes, 56 seconds to your apocalypse. Thoughts? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2296 |
Our hours are almost up. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2297 |
You have 7 minutes to get to the sex stuff. Hurry up! |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2298 |
It’s your own personal doomsday clock. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2299 |
Yes. That’s our official clock. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2300 |
I think you meant to say, “I FEEL that it was an obnoxious purchase and complete waste of money.” |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2301 |
Well, I'll be darn. Our time is almost up. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2302 |
If time is so short,why does it take so long? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2303 |
Well, it looks like we've got a couple of minutes to discuss your generational trauma |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2304 |
Yes, you are right. There are 2700 seconds in each of our sessions. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2305 |
If you were the guy at the end of the auto commercials, that 7 minutes left would equate to 9,000 words. So get rolling! |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2306 |
I can’t seem to find a big enough battery for it. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2307 |
I don't know why I ordered the big size, I really should ask my therapist. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2308 |
You are not my first patient to have an irrational fear of a clock falling on them. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2309 |
Wake up! That's PM, not AM. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2310 |
In about 7 minutes, you may want to hold on to something ! |
1.2022 |
0.05577 |
89 |
76 |
8 |
5 |
2311 |
And now let's talk about your time anxiety |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2312 |
It's part of my new mental health efficiency program. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2313 |
Well, Mr. Brenner, in seven minutes how about a stream-of-consciousness exercise? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2314 |
Hi. I'm Dr. Anna Logue. This clock reminds you when the session is over and to whom you make out the check. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2315 |
I find it helps stay on topic. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2316 |
I’ve been thinking of adding a cash register chime for each tick of the second hand. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2317 |
You need to understand that in most relationships timing is everything. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2318 |
All my HMO patients get secondhand therapy. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2319 |
I don't think this will help cure my addiction to Tik Tok. |
1.2021 |
0.05775 |
94 |
82 |
5 |
7 |
2320 |
I don't know, my decorator did it. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2321 |
You do realize you're billing me out at $5 per minute, right? |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2322 |
The ticking might be loud but when your time is up it's accurate. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2323 |
As you can see, it’s nearly penis o’clock. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2324 |
We either face that or we face the music |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2325 |
I can't have a breakthrough now. We only have seven minutes. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2326 |
Please focus on me, and stop worrying about how much this is costing per hour. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2327 |
There is no present like the time, and your time's nearly up. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2328 |
How do you feel about over-staying your session at the end of my difficult and challening day? |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2329 |
It is not up to me regardless of whether you ruin your life or not |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2330 |
Sadly, my clock runneth over, too. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2331 |
Your troubles are almost over. We’re out of time! See? |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2332 |
In this case,time is on your side. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2333 |
I’ve been told I’m a big time psychologist |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2334 |
That isn't for me. That is to help you how much time is left in your miserable existence. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2335 |
I'm trained to look at it as money. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2336 |
I sense that my time is rapidly coming to a close, Dr Rorschach. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2337 |
You have just a few minutes left to figure out why time makes you so anxious. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2338 |
It's so important not to lose sight of our priorities. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2339 |
It's as if I had a giant clock ticking over my head |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2340 |
Well, look at that our times up. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2341 |
No, it's not just for you. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2342 |
Tempus fugit, except for now. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2343 |
Your nap will be over in 7 minutes. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2344 |
Tic Toc! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2345 |
It helps to prevent stories from going on longer than necessary. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2346 |
It seems that we only have seven more minutes to resolve all of your issues. Let's hurry. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2347 |
In another seven minutes, you’ll be cured…for six days. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2348 |
We have to resolve this issue in 7 minutes |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2349 |
No, sorry--discounts aren't available for solving your problems early. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2350 |
Time to wake up - our session is almost over. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2351 |
Just so you know, I really am a big time psychologist |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2352 |
Time and time again |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2353 |
Wake up, dickhead! |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2354 |
You have 7 and 1/2 minutes left to convince me not to put you in the nut house. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2355 |
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW ASSOCIATIONS CLOCK? |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2356 |
I wish we had more ti... |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2357 |
This clock is fast; I am sorry, we are running out of time and this session will end in 1 minute. |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2358 |
My Freudian colleagues laughed when I asked for a big clock. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2359 |
It’s your time, yes, but as your therapist, I see dozing past your fifty-minute deadline as hostile. |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
2360 |
No pressure, but you're running out of time to fix your life. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2361 |
So you feel more of a connection with the second hand. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2362 |
You betcha I’m a big time shrink. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2363 |
Yes, it’s a big wall clock but still not as big as your ego. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2364 |
I got it from the “my hour can’t be up already” store. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2365 |
I know you said you're on the clock, but. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2366 |
Well our time is almost up, and at 6 o’clock you’ll be on the big clock for billing purposes.” |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2367 |
Big clock? Oh my, I guess you're right---I never noticed. Anyway, let's get back to your feelings of your observations not getting much attention. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2368 |
Well, that’s our time |
1.2000 |
0.04650 |
75 |
60 |
15 |
0 |
2369 |
Our session is almost over. I suggest you slowly wake up before the alarm goes off. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2370 |
we still keep running over. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2371 |
Ordered it online. Who'd think it wouldn't be normal size? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2372 |
No pressure, but when the big hand touches the twelve, your 'time' is up |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2373 |
Let's pick up where we left off , with your inflated sense of time and your deflated libido. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2374 |
You finally hit the big time. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2375 |
Do you want to start, or should I? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2376 |
If this increases your anxiety, blame it on your cheap HMO. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2377 |
It was specifically designed for big moments. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2378 |
As a step in our developing trust in our relationship, I can assure you we'll always give you the time of day. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2379 |
Tell me a little bit more about your father, er, clock. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2380 |
I do existential therapy. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2381 |
I think you're finally ready for the big time. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2382 |
oh, it's the doomsday clock but we have 7 minutes |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2383 |
Dr. I see you have alot of time on your hands! Do you have any time for me? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2384 |
I notice you're focused on the time. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2385 |
At six sharp you'll have to share the couch with my next client. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2386 |
You are, somehow, getting very sleepy. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2387 |
everything comes in its time |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2388 |
Your life is a mess, big time. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2389 |
We're in the process of replacing the numbers with dollar signs. Thoughts? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2390 |
If you fancy stretching out the session, try gazing mindfully at the minute hand... |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2391 |
Guessing you want this to end as much as I do. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2392 |
What makes you think your time is running out? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2393 |
So, Mr. Jones, exactly when would you say that these symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder began to present themselves?
…
Oh, at about 5:50 PM, just before I laid down here and noticed how crooked your diplomas are on the wall. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2394 |
For your remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds, let’s discuss your anxiousness. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2395 |
Sorry, I think you were saying something about being ignored? Is that a feeling you've had since childhood or something more recent? |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2396 |
You’re right. It’s 5:00 somewhere but not here. |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2397 |
You can stop staring and start talking...you've missed Happy Hour. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2398 |
As Chet delivered his election monologue in therapy, his psychiatrist mentally cast their vote for the session to end sooner rather than later. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2399 |
How about we quit early for a 7.5% discount? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2400 |
Have you heard a word I’ve said? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2401 |
Tell me more about this massive clock face you perceive on my wall. If it begins to melt, then what ails you is a case of acute surrealism. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2402 |
Nap time over |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2403 |
These Rorschach’s are getting a little leading, don’t you think? |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2404 |
Does this correlate to the doomsday clock or is it on its own time line? |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2405 |
I still don’t understand why I don’t get the full hour |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2406 |
Our time is about up...." |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2407 |
You’re bringing me down big time! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2408 |
It’s 5:52pm. How does that make you feel? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2409 |
Hurry up. The game's about to start. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2410 |
My marketing team calls it 'my time is your time'. Oh, and we now bill you by the minute. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2411 |
Keep talking, I'm just checking how long until this is over. |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2412 |
Trust me, it's the only way to cure you of Chronophobia. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2413 |
Kinda makes you think about the Doomsday Calendar. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2414 |
I opted for a big clock, to be in sync with your therapy bill. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2415 |
My mother was also heavy handed |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2416 |
Live in the moment. Now this one. Now this next one. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2417 |
I'm a psychologist, yes, but with ADHD, of course I need a big clock. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2418 |
What Emoji best represents how you are feeling? |
1.1979 |
0.05261 |
96 |
82 |
9 |
5 |
2419 |
So how long have you been feeling like you just don’t have enough time to get things done? |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2420 |
I put the big one up for my terminal patients. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2421 |
Really?! You see your mother? Tell me more… |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2422 |
To be fully transparent you should know we're approaching $300. And feel free to ask me any other questions. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2423 |
A little reminder that time is precious! |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2424 |
yeah, the ticking will drive you crazy |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2425 |
Why do you think it's stuck on 6:53. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2426 |
By the end of our session, you will be fully erect. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2427 |
I just don't want you to go over this time. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2428 |
“Thought you wouldn’t mind if Big Ben chimed in at the top of the hour.” |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2429 |
I charge by the second now. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2430 |
No, I dont believe time is on my side! |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2431 |
I found it on TIK TOC. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2432 |
The clock is ticking, whether we choose to pay attention to it or not. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2433 |
We’re here to find out what makes you tick. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2434 |
I see all time's almost up. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2435 |
Well, Mr. Seidner, this session is over, but we'll continue working on your time anxiety again next week, in about 166 hours, 53 minutes. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2436 |
You have about three minutes left before my interest wanes. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2437 |
I don’t mean to sound apocalyptic, Mr. Sherman, but I’ve booked your mother at 6. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2438 |
I can see our time is up. Can you hold that thought until next week? |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2439 |
The big hand says that we’ll pick this up next session. |
1.1978 |
0.04199 |
91 |
73 |
18 |
0 |
2440 |
Okay FINE let’s talk about the clock in the room, IM SORRY I mistook feet for inches, it was 5 in the morning I was VERY tired and it was non-returnable- but everyone makes mistakes and let’s not forget that’s why you’re here Jim. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2441 |
I know that in our consult you said time heals all wounds but for $400/hour I didn't think you'd be quite so literal about it. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
My clients seem to want more for their money...this is my solution! |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2443 |
Our session ends when the clock strikes you. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2444 |
I’m afraid we only have 7 minutes to wrap up a lifetime of unresolved issues. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2445 |
It’s six minutes later than the last time you asked me. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2446 |
It's supposed to distract you from watching me write notes about your behavior. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2447 |
Patients usually feel more at ease knowing I'm not just some small time therapist. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2448 |
It's come in very handy ever since I started charging by the second. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2449 |
Choose any happy place you like, so long as it comes with incessant, thunderous ticking. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2450 |
Do you have the time? |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2451 |
We have a tremendous amount of time, so let’s start with all your problems! |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2452 |
So, are you saying I need to spring forward or fall back? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2453 |
Time to tell me about your Mother. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2454 |
Time to wake up before you hear the hour chime... |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2455 |
Your time is almost up. Any last words?? |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2456 |
Flava Flav was a former client |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2457 |
So why do YOU think you always feel so small? |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2458 |
That was a very productive session. Are you feeling anxious at all as the time approaches? "
-Um, no, why?
"Because you're afraid of 6"
-I said I'm afraid of 'sex' |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2459 |
My parents told me they used to use this thing to tell time. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2460 |
Just try to be present |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2461 |
It was a gift from my mother-in-law |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2462 |
I find this is especially helpful for my longer-winded clients. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2463 |
This is a new version of the Rorschach inkblot test. What do you see when you look at the clock? |
1.1961 |
0.03951 |
102 |
82 |
20 |
0 |
2464 |
It will help you process time! |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2465 |
Of course I wish we could keep talking. Why do you ask? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2466 |
Nah...who's counting? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2467 |
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older... |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2468 |
Some say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but I think face is. Your face indicates to me that you're nearly out of time. I'm so sorry Bill. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2469 |
If you keep time in perspective, a few minutes can feel like a lifetime…. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2470 |
Hour is up. |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2471 |
You now have 7 minutes and 30 seconds left, now you have 7 minutes and 20 seconds left, you now have ... |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2472 |
Your time is almost up. Have you prepared a will? |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2473 |
Just a small reminder that I charge by the hour. |
1.1959 |
0.05412 |
97 |
84 |
7 |
6 |
2474 |
Try to free yourself from the burden of time for the remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2475 |
Sometimes I just ask, “Y.” |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2476 |
I get it, its a 50 minute hour |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2477 |
I’m just not sure I’m ready for the big time. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2478 |
But where would that sense of inadequacy come from? |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2479 |
Its small arm indicates that your feet, rather than your head, are the problem. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2480 |
I told you I felt stuck in a moment; I didn’t expect you to show me exactly which one. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2481 |
I see our time is almost up. As do you. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2482 |
Holy shit, that's a big clock. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2483 |
Tell me more. I’ve got all the time in the world. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2484 |
Some people feel like they get more for their money this way. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2485 |
Oh, let's not focus on the time. Let's talk about your obsession with death. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2486 |
Oops, I am on overtime now. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2487 |
Well,I see from the clock on the wall |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2488 |
Your wife was in here last hour and said the clock read 4:53. What time do you think it is, Hal? |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2489 |
It's a big time for you. |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2490 |
Your breakthrough will have to wait till our next session. More importantly, your car will be towed from our lot in 7 minutes. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2491 |
Well, that's all the time we'll ever have. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2492 |
Time is money. Want to make sure you are using yours wisely. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2493 |
I would suggest a wristwatch instead. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2494 |
We gotta wrap this up in 7 minutes before the bells go off" |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2495 |
He misunderstood when i said i like it big. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2496 |
Something about this room just makes me feel like I have more time |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2497 |
A few things a psychiatrist never lets you forget… |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2498 |
Doc thought the clock read 5:53, while Patient thought the clock read 5:54. The argument lasted forty-seven seconds and ended in murder. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2499 |
Since Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, clocks have become fashionably larger. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2500 |
Confronting Horrorology head on… |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2501 |
Of course I wonder what time it is in Tokyo |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2502 |
This should help with your nervous tic. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2503 |
I know you're stressed about only having 6 minutes left but I can give you a prescription for that too. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2504 |
Let's see…Are you a 5:52 or an 8-to-6 type? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2505 |
It makes the 50-minute sessions seem longer. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2506 |
Why do you always feel rushed? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2507 |
I dunno Dr Miller, it’s like time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking…into the future. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2508 |
It’s an egghead timer” |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2509 |
As you can see, I'M the one with issues. We discussed that and the discount that comes with it. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
2510 |
It's time to seek professional help |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2511 |
It can’t be that common, even the clock can get it up |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2512 |
Look at time. In less than ten minutes we will be using the new fee schedule. Lucky me. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2513 |
In our session last week you lamented that it triggers you when I look at my watch. Oh, looks like our time is up. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2514 |
I just don’t understand this TikTok thing |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2515 |
The clock says it's time to get your Crocs off my couch. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2516 |
So...what does it do? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2517 |
My patients who know how to read it can't do so when it's any smaller. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2518 |
Oh, I'm sorry...I was so focused on your problems I barely noticed the time. And...it's up! |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2519 |
Clock ? What clock ? Tell me more. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2520 |
Sometimes a massive clock is just a massive clock.” |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2521 |
When did time management first become overwhelming to you? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2522 |
I thought it might be neat to have a giant clock. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2523 |
I feel like I can hear my life tick tocking away |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2524 |
Girth notwithstanding love, I’d say time is on my side. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2525 |
Patient: It’s right there! The clock is right there! Therapist: No, I don’t see it. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2526 |
Forty-eight... forty-nine... FIFTY! |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2527 |
When the big penis is on the 12,… |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2528 |
It used to be a cuckoo clock! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2529 |
Oh, that. My office choices were either this old clock tower or a closet. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2530 |
You know, frequent glancing at the clock is a classic sign of resistance. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2531 |
As you can see, we're almost out of time and we still haven't talked about your relationship with your mother. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2532 |
Contrary to what you see, I don't think time is on your side. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
2533 |
You know what they say about therapists with big clocks... |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2534 |
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. I think you might have a fear of time. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2535 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I find analog clocks more relaxing. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
Tick tock can become addictive and in some cases, hypnotic. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2537 |
The big hour glass broke and smothered a client with sand. This is more subtle, don’t you think? |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2538 |
Since you won’t relax, let’s try holding your breath for as long as possible. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2539 |
We are not going past 6pm today, Robert!
I paid a lot for that new clock, Robert!
Robert? This is not funny, Robert.
Wake UP Robert! |
1.1935 |
0.05353 |
93 |
80 |
8 |
5 |
2540 |
Your hour's over... that'll be $300 |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2541 |
It’s for my more myopic patients. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2542 |
Relax, you are getting charged per hour, not per second. We will have another session to treat your anxiety... |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2543 |
Really, no rush. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2544 |
I found this to be much more effective than saying “ Our time is just about up” |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2545 |
Oh don't mind that, that's just my doomsday clock |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2546 |
Actually many of my patients have a feeling of impending doom. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2547 |
I got this clock second hand. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2548 |
I didn't like it at first, but it grows on you. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2549 |
You can go ahead and add ‘fear of clocks’ to the list. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2550 |
I feel like it’s not on my side. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2551 |
In case you hadn't noticed, our time is almost up. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2552 |
I'm diagnosing you with Thanatophobia, and ironically, your time has run out. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2553 |
It helps put my bill in perspective. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2554 |
And you're sure meeting in this clock tower will help my fear of heights?" "Yes, big time. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2555 |
And that’s when she realized it was time to retire. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2556 |
Did you hear "sex" or "six?" |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2557 |
Does such a big clock give you feelings of inadequacy? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2558 |
OK. I guess I'm like the hour hand. Getting shorter, moving slowly and no one's got my number. |
1.1928 |
0.05803 |
83 |
72 |
6 |
5 |
2559 |
If only all my patients had narcolepsie… |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2560 |
mere minutes to go before our hard stop and the end of your expensive nap. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2561 |
Correct. It is indeed for my own boundary issues. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2562 |
Seems we've gone over. I'm going to forget everything you said for the last 2-1/2 minutes. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2563 |
I’m still trying to figure out this rorschach test |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2564 |
You got seven minutes to produce the last three personalities.............! |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2565 |
So neither of us forget that talk is not cheap! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2566 |
This helps me pick up the kids on time. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2567 |
You’ve got big time issues. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2568 |
For some reason I just can’t stop feeling like time is just passing me by |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
2569 |
You know, clients hardly ever ask why it’s there |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
Believe me, you will know when your time is up. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2571 |
What do you think has motivated this new interest in Tik Tok? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2572 |
Well it looks like we have to stop. Your insurance only covers 52 minute and 4 second appointments. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2573 |
Yes we have hit the hour. It just runs slow. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2574 |
Let's talk about your willingness to ignore the obvious. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2575 |
Because they’re not making any more of it. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2576 |
Let me remind you, Ted, of our previous discussions about not bringing up anything important this late in the hour. Unlike your ex-wife I will not fall for your manipulative hostage taking. |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
2577 |
Hold that thought. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2578 |
It's to remind patients of the inexorable march of time into the kingdom of death. So, would you like a tea or something? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2579 |
No, keep going. You have another 52 seconds! |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2580 |
No, it is not 25 seconds fast. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2581 |
Too much? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2582 |
You're right. Thank God your time is almost up. That sucker is loud. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2583 |
Every minute in therapy is important, you know |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2584 |
It's not your penial dysmorphia. It's just a big clock. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2585 |
Will your marriage survive? Only time will tell. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2586 |
You have seven minutes to get off that couch. Then I call security. Mr. Musk? MISTER MUSK! |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
2587 |
No chance of us going over your allotted time! |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2588 |
I just feel like nobody values time with me |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2589 |
Well frankly, most of my male patients do see it that way. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2590 |
Where do you see yourself in five hours? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2591 |
Any gripping insight now gets you into bonus time. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2592 |
What part of "we need to stop now" don't you understand? |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2593 |
And how do you feel about the time running out? |
1.1910 |
0.04190 |
89 |
72 |
17 |
0 |
2594 |
Do you feel like the big hand or the small hand? |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2595 |
One aspect of the therapeutic contract is particularly important |
1.1910 |
0.05507 |
89 |
77 |
7 |
5 |
2596 |
Congratulations! You have made some big time progress here. |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2597 |
And how long have clocks made you nervous? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2598 |
It was just a tiny Apple Watch when I first planted it. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2599 |
But Ronald, in your current position, you can't turn back the hands of time. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2600 |
Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$ |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2601 |
So, you see a clock? That is some powerful OCD. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2602 |
Yes, on this big clock your session is an extra 2 minutes and 3 seconds! |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2603 |
That's just there so you know when to get to the point. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2604 |
If you squint really hard, it's not so menacing. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2605 |
Try being less square. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2606 |
I think this is more awkward than just telling me times up... |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2607 |
So, it looks like we're coming to the end of our time, any last wishes? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2608 |
It avoids the akward moment of saying "your time ia up". |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2609 |
Time is relative, and I know how much you hate your relatives. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2610 |
I'm amazed how many of my clients have time anxiety." |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2611 |
Next week, we'll work on not being intimidated by deadlines. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2612 |
Tell me about your unhappy childhood until the clock strikes six. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2613 |
Take comfort in the fact that we all feel the pressures of time looming over us. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2614 |
I'd hate to be a buzz-beater, but the clock is winding down. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2615 |
Well, have we determined who is making dinner tonight? |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2616 |
$300/hour? So I spent $250 just on introductions? |
1.1900 |
0.05260 |
100 |
87 |
7 |
6 |
2617 |
No, I don’t mean for you to feel rushed. You have a full seven minutes more. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2618 |
So, the psilocybin is making you envision a gigantic clock? Interesting |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2619 |
Sorry, but we’ve over run by 7 minutes. They fitted my new window clock the wrong way round. |
1.1900 |
0.05064 |
100 |
86 |
9 |
5 |
2620 |
Your 7 minutes in heaven start now. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2621 |
That's the Freudian minute hand |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2622 |
You’re big time depressed.” |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2623 |
No, when I say “remember the time,” I’m asking about your childhood. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2624 |
Well, actually, I didn't ask for a giant 'clock', but I probably shouldn't tell you what I really said |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
2625 |
It reflects my hourly rate better |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2626 |
I have a feeling your hourly rate is going to be huge |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2627 |
Actually the seconds are the scariest |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2628 |
TimeOnYourHandsTherapy.com just sort of came to me. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2629 |
Your time management problem is not going to get smaller. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2630 |
You know, when I' m with boring people like you, that clock just seems to stop." |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2631 |
Yeah, that clock was a gift from the psychiatric association. Its size makes me a little crazy. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2632 |
This isn't what I meant by "face time". |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2633 |
Cuckoo,Cuckoo,Cuckoo |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2634 |
Why do you think you're fixated on getting older? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2635 |
I'll give you the quick version: He kills his father and has sex with his mother. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2636 |
Why, yes. Now that you mention it your hour is almost up. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2637 |
Yes, the clock is larger. But not the amount of time we have. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2638 |
Try summarizing your Mommy issues. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2639 |
Ah so that’s what you meant when you said you were a Big Time therapist |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2640 |
Michael, you seem to be fixated on the slow, inexorable march of time leading to the inevitable heat death of the universe. Why do you think that is? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2641 |
Patients complained that the cuckoo clock was too invasive." |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2642 |
Try not to focus so much on your mortality. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2643 |
To test ones sanity Dr. Harmon asks a patient to tell the time. If the patient looks at the clock and starts telling it their problems, she knows she has a lot of work to do. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2644 |
But doctor, I'm not ready to face the hand I've been dealt. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2645 |
Now I get how big the whole Tik Tok thing has gotten! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2646 |
Maybe you're just not ready for the big time. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2647 |
Yes. 7 minutes to cocktails... |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2648 |
Don’t worry about the time . . . that’s my job! |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2649 |
May I get a reset on the clock please? |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2650 |
Let’s go back to your earliest memory of feeling that sense of time pressure. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2651 |
It's to remind you how valuable my time is. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2652 |
Well, I see that everyone's time is just about up. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. IT STOPPED WORKING YESTERDAY. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2654 |
We'll just have to pick up on your deepest fears next week |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2655 |
Therapist: “You are getting very slee-… wait - you’re already asleep!?” |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2656 |
Don’t mind the clock. That’s just to remind me when our session is up. - |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2657 |
It’s because I’m a big time therapist. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2658 |
Oh darn, look at that—our time is up. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2659 |
I charge by the second. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2660 |
Just to be clear, its $5 per minute. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2661 |
Relax. Don't think about my hourly rate. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2662 |
Let's explore the age old question of why you want to throw the clock out the window. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2663 |
Is Flavor Flav in the room with us right now? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2664 |
It’s the only real tool we psychotherapists have to prevent us from going stark raving mad ourselves; and, your time is up for today. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2665 |
It's a small world after all. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2666 |
My time is valuable. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2667 |
The American Psychological Association frowns on cuckoo clocks. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2668 |
Now, imagine what it would be like if YOU had three hands. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2669 |
Of course I'm listening to you, why would you say I'm just watching the clock? |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2670 |
It was a gift from the medical insurance industry. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2671 |
What time is it honey? |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2672 |
Yeah, the Prime Minister had to start renting out the inside due to inflation. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2673 |
Tell me how you feel about the inexorable march of time. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2674 |
Oh that. I'm paranoid about time. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2675 |
I just feel like I’m running out of time Doc” “Yes, but you didn’t need to bring it in |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2676 |
No, it's not a clock. It's a measure of how quickly my bank account is growing. Thank you for your participation! |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2677 |
Cain,we finished five minutes ago,can you hold on to that thought about murdering your brother til next week? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2678 |
It’s almost time we stop. You’ve only a few more minutes to learn helplessness. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2679 |
Remember to live in the moment, Henry. Times up! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2680 |
The hour-hand reminds you of your issue? |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2681 |
At 6 AM you have to put on your pants. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2682 |
I need to change the battery. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2683 |
Nap time is included in your fee. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2684 |
[No caption needed!] |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2685 |
You better wrap it up. We're on time and a half now. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2686 |
I've got problems doc...big time! |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2687 |
It’s true, it keeps on ticking, but you’re the first one who’s actually licked it. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2688 |
No, it just falls on you when you're done. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2689 |
It’s actually a tiny clock. You’re just a really boring patient. |
1.1875 |
0.05925 |
80 |
70 |
5 |
5 |
2690 |
Your insurer sent it as a reminder. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2691 |
It's meant to provoke guilt. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2692 |
The Hands were designed by Salvador Dali. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2693 |
TikTok TickTock Boom |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2694 |
We do seem to get more done now... |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2695 |
It helps to drive home the point that my fees by the hour have been subjected to inflation too. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2696 |
I got sick of people asking how much time is left. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2697 |
It was offered to me by a grateful chronomentrophobia patient. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2698 |
You seem stuck on what happened when you were six years old. You've got seven minutes to catch me up on the next forty years. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2699 |
That’s all the time we have for this year. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2700 |
Tactless, sure, but you try listening to people's "mommy issues" for hours on end. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2701 |
Next time we'll explore this sudden time anxiety. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2702 |
Ask not for whom the clock strikes, it strikes for thee |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2703 |
Listen to the sound of the clock for 6 minutes and 56 seconds before finding yourself with your coat on and walking out the door feeling more restored and refreshed than you have all week. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2704 |
Latest research says a personal Doomsday Clock is highly motivating. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2705 |
I approach my billing as you should your life. Make every second count! |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2706 |
Anything else you'd care to address in the next seven minutes and 57, 56, 55 seconds? |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2707 |
Going over time has made me anxious. Am I being charged? |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2708 |
The ticking should keep you awake this time. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2709 |
Oh that. I specialize in Chronophobia exposure therapy. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2710 |
It keeps me from losing sight of reality. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2711 |
Why isn't this digital? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2712 |
It's from the now shuttered Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2713 |
I know it can be distracting, but I try to make every minute count. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2714 |
Yes it’s five o’clock somewhere but your session is over in seven minutes |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2715 |
Do you live your life by the clock, by the tick, tick, tock of the clock? |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2716 |
Six o'clock is our happy hour. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2717 |
Mr. Jones, “To die, to sleep, perchance to dream; I am still going to bill your insurance company. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2718 |
Are you free for dinner? |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2719 |
So, you think we should be having Happy Hour. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2720 |
It's intentionally vague so I can tell millennials their time is up whenever I want. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2721 |
I know it's frustrating but we have seven minutes to figure out today's wordle. Now what word did you start with and what letters did you get right? |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2722 |
Well...shock therapy starts in 8 minutes. You wake up from a hour long nap and pay me $300 |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2723 |
What seems to tick you off? |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2724 |
So you feel like you're about to have too much time on your hands? |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2725 |
So, tell me; why does the Doomsday Clock make you feel anxious? |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2726 |
Let's simply replace your chronophobia with megalophobia. |
1.1860 |
0.05612 |
86 |
75 |
6 |
5 |
2727 |
So you have this sense of time passing |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2728 |
8 minutes is not nearly enough time for my sister-in-law with cream cheese dream |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2729 |
How do you deal with the pressure of time? |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2730 |
And that's our time for today. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2731 |
Therapist: “Time heals all wounds.” Clock: “Hold my hands, let's talk about it.” |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2732 |
If we go over an hour I start charging by the second. |
1.1856 |
0.03968 |
97 |
79 |
18 |
0 |
2733 |
Making it bigger, doesn't make it better. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2734 |
Of course we can never know for sure where your crippling anxiety about the passage of time originated. |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
2735 |
I couldn't find a smartphone large enough. |
1.1856 |
0.05146 |
97 |
84 |
8 |
5 |
2736 |
Yes, I know my rates have gone up, but you're getting more time for your money. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2737 |
Well that’s all the time we have today, I have some unhealthy coping mechanisms I need to get to |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2738 |
Just so we’re clear — when I said give it some time, I didn’t mean you should stay here overnight. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2739 |
Time management means different things to different people |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2740 |
Is there something about this room that is causing you to feel anxious about time? |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2741 |
I would love to hear more but,I have a Zumba class at 6:00 |
1.1852 |
0.04343 |
81 |
66 |
15 |
0 |
2742 |
If you go three minutes past your session, the alarm goes off and that's the part that sends you back into therapy. |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
2743 |
Well, Mr. Sabathin, I find that a larger clock tends to urge my patients to move it along during our sessions. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2744 |
No it’s not just your magical magnifying mind |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2745 |
For some reason I am more tense than I have ever been with an analyst |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2746 |
So, tell me about your relationship with your grandfather clock. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2747 |
Don’t worry about the time. We have a way to tell when your session has ended. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2748 |
Yeah, we're running a bit over, but time is not a big deal to me. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2749 |
Well, Myles, sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2750 |
Time is of the essence. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2751 |
which one is the little hand? |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2752 |
We’re almost done Steve but as I tell all my paying clients, I’ve got plenty of time. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2753 |
Sorry about the clock, I left my glasses at home |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2754 |
I understand your frustration but psychoanalysis is just like imagining how a clock ticks. We open it up to look at the parts. Ultimately, the clock can tell us what time it is, but it can not tell us what Time is. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2755 |
Not that I'm virtue signaling, but your last seven minutes were free. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2756 |
You time is at hand. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2757 |
I have no idea why you'd respond, "Parsley, sage, rosemary, and clock." |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2758 |
Please focus on telling how you feel and don't get distracted by the clock." |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2759 |
Yes, we’re still on man time. |
1.1848 |
0.04069 |
92 |
75 |
17 |
0 |
2760 |
You can wake up now. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2761 |
In the few minutes we have left... |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2762 |
It helps people to remember the best part of their life |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2763 |
Set a goal: 'I will be less preoccupied with time.' |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2764 |
Wherever I go, I feel like I’m in a race against time. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2765 |
I hear you. But time is a construct of your imagination, Jim. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2766 |
Just so you know, I charge by the millisecond. |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2767 |
To sleep, perchance to dream. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2768 |
I bill like an attorney so you're good until five past" |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2769 |
We're running 3-minutes over. Let's continue with this next week. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2770 |
It’s less about the psychology of time than it is about billable hours. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2771 |
Funny, you know in an ironic way, talking about the end of life with the end of our therapy looming over us. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2772 |
My practice is glasses optional. |
1.1839 |
0.04178 |
87 |
71 |
16 |
0 |
2773 |
Sure it reassures clients they have an entire hour of caring and concerned listening, but the real beauty of it is it reassures me that after an hour of caring and concerned listening, I'll bank $200. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2774 |
If time heals all, how long do we have to sit here? |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2775 |
I go by the meter, not by the hour |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2776 |
No matter how big of a clock you get, I still can’t tell the time… |
1.1839 |
0.05551 |
87 |
76 |
6 |
5 |
2777 |
Ok, so we have a lifetime of trauma to unpack, and 6 minutes 53 seconds left… Go! |
1.1839 |
0.05305 |
87 |
75 |
8 |
4 |
2778 |
Feel inadequate? |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2779 |
I see you see that our time is almost up. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2780 |
I charge a lot per hour, but just look at the hour! |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2781 |
You’ve made it to the big time fees. |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2782 |
I guess I just worry I'll never make the big time. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2783 |
Whenever I see you, you seem obsessed with the passage of time. |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2784 |
Tell me about your childhood - in six minutes and 56 seconds. |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2785 |
You have seven minutes to spill or get off the couch. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2786 |
We have just 7 minutes left...now that you're awake, let's begin! |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2787 |
No, I see a big ol’ clock on the wall. But this is a remarkably convenient segue to dig into your hyper-sexual hallucinations. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2788 |
Ah, you see a clock? That tells me a lot about you. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
2789 |
Time sure crept up on us today. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
2790 |
It's a gift from your insurance provider" |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2791 |
You work at a help desk but feel helpless. I understand perfectly. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2792 |
First, I want you to remove all distractions. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
2793 |
Time for your next painkiller. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
2794 |
When your therapy session is on schedule,but your life feels like it's running fashionably late. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
2795 |
By next week I hope you'll remember what each of the three hands mean |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
2796 |
When do you recall becoming obsessed with time? |
1.1829 |
0.05789 |
82 |
72 |
5 |
5 |
2797 |
You have way too much time on your hands. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2798 |
Would you prefer digital? |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2799 |
That's quite the nervous tic. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2800 |
It's for tension. Works doesn't it. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2801 |
Do you find it ironic that the clock is always ticking, yet we never have enough time? |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2802 |
No problem is bigger than the clock. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2803 |
How will you feel about it if the world doesn't end at 6 oclock? |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2804 |
It was that or a banana taped to a wall. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2805 |
Well,one thing that never lies is the time. Looks like we will have to talk about your issues next week. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2806 |
I've gotten less complaints about an hour being too short with the bigger clock. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2807 |
Patients think that they're getting their money's worth this way." |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
2808 |
Ralph, please. You bring up your mother with seven minutes left? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2809 |
I hope it is clear now, Mr. Papadopolos. I'm not a shrink. |
1.1828 |
0.05284 |
93 |
81 |
7 |
5 |
2810 |
It seems you are a bit obsessed with time. Tell me about your childhood. |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2811 |
The time for self-actualization is running out. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2812 |
I need to talk to you bigtime |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2813 |
And do you have any idea why you fear I’m impatient to get away from you? |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2814 |
It’ll pass. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2815 |
Thats to remind my patients to always have the time of their lives. By the way, times up. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2816 |
Your time is always almost up. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2817 |
Yes, I keep imagining two penises, one large and one small. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2818 |
…so you see, time is merely a construct. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2819 |
All that comes to mind, is that life is slowly passing by. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2820 |
I did say that you will open your eyes and feel refreshed at 5:30 but this isn’t an exact science |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2821 |
Mr. Shaw, it's your two-minute warning. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2822 |
... over our allotted time ... well I see by the clock on the wall that we're three minutes and four seconds over our allotted time ... well I see by the ... |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2823 |
I got it at the Peter Gabriel concert. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2824 |
It’s just a construct…but I will have to charge you if we go over the hour. |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2825 |
We're two minutes and four seconds over. Next week we'll talk about my OCD. |
1.1818 |
0.04135 |
88 |
72 |
16 |
0 |
2826 |
So, we're working on your fear of wasting time. Or was it oversized objects? |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
2827 |
If you're stressed about finances, I recommend focusing on the second hand. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
2828 |
Oh that’s just for show. |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
2829 |
We’ve covered your fear of aging and worries about completing projects at work on time. But I’m having trouble connecting those with the dreams you’re having about your wife’s biological clock. How might those be related? |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2830 |
I agree, that is a big time problem. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2831 |
Is it going backwards? |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2832 |
You need to accept what you can't control.... |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2833 |
What happened to the mice? |
1.1818 |
0.03896 |
99 |
81 |
18 |
0 |
2834 |
Sorry about that. It came with the room. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2835 |
Your time is up, in so many ways. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2836 |
Your clock hallucination may indicate that it's time to end therapy. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2837 |
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am related to Harold Lloyd. What made you ask? |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2838 |
I am obsessed with time. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2839 |
You now have seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds to delve into your deepest fears. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
2840 |
I have this sense that time is bearing down on me. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2841 |
No, it isn't timing your billable hours. I just like big clocks. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2842 |
I can’t seem to escape the crushing burden of time |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2843 |
I can’t get these weird Tik Tok videos out of my head. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2844 |
I was drinking wine and online shopping and I thought a single apostrophe meant inches not feet. After it showed up i clearly wasn’t going to pay for the shipping to return it. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2845 |
Don't even THINK about going over your time. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2846 |
Let me see. When you were thirteen you read "A Brief History Of Time." And then, what happened? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2847 |
You can use this session as nap time, but in 7 minutes I'll be $400 richer and you'll still be messed up. |
1.1809 |
0.05231 |
94 |
82 |
7 |
5 |
2848 |
Why is time such a big deal to you? It isn't to me. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2849 |
Yes, Mr. Anderson,you are one of my big time clients. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2850 |
Hoping that time will tell. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2851 |
Wanna play with my huge clock? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2852 |
Are you getting sleepy yet? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2853 |
So if i stay even a minute after the hour, what? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2854 |
It was a Christmas present from the Hulk. This used to be the face of his wrist watch. I told him to get me an Amazon gift card, but nope. Giant ass clock. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2855 |
Delusions of grandeur make it hard to unwind. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2856 |
It’s to remind patients it’s not the size that matters but how you use it. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2857 |
It definitely reminds us to be mindful of the time we have left, but replacing its 1,143,445 lithium batteries is a challenge. |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2858 |
No you can't stay and watch 60 Minutes |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2859 |
It's my favourite Peter Gabriel song. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2860 |
We all need something to look forward to. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2861 |
All your problems seem big time !! |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2862 |
She - Almost dinner time.
He - Whine, whine, whine --- |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2863 |
It used to say it was 10:10 but the darn thing keeps moving. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2864 |
That's a big-ass clock |
1.1807 |
0.05723 |
83 |
73 |
5 |
5 |
2865 |
This way I can tell my mother-in-law I’m a big-time psychiatrist |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2866 |
I don’t mean to be controlling, but is there a slightly less aggressive way to remind me of how little time I have to solve my problems? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2867 |
That’s my biological clock, John. I’m running out of time to have babies, John. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2868 |
Oh, my Father is a watch enthusiast too |
1.1807 |
0.04249 |
83 |
68 |
15 |
0 |
2869 |
it’s really each minute that matters. that’s why the hand is so big. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2870 |
Time is like a chasing bear - it puts a stubbed toe into perspective |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2871 |
You see, time is the objective ruler of the universe. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2872 |
I like to keep my hands where you can see them. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2873 |
Wrap it up -- I gotta get a call in to the Evening News. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
2874 |
If you want to continue, we'll have to go to time-and-a-half. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2875 |
Apparently time really is of the essence! |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2876 |
Sure it's fine to think of one's work in terms of billable hours. I'm only a little concerned from what I see that you're not the one who is obsessing over it. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2877 |
My patients used to lose track of time. Not anymore. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
2878 |
Time is almost up, so bring up you most searing life issue that we will deal with next session, if either of us remembers. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2879 |
Hmm, you say you see ... a boy, a girl and a random second hand? |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2880 |
Seven and a half minutes remaining in the fourth quarter, but no more time-outs. |
1.1798 |
0.05193 |
89 |
77 |
8 |
4 |
2881 |
I've come to one conclusion
Time time doesn't fly. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2882 |
Remember, you need to give it time. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2883 |
I always feel like I'm against the clock |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2884 |
They meet but they don't stay long together and they part but always come back to eachother " |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2885 |
What time is it?
Can’t tell, I need a digital. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2886 |
I find it easier than using the app on my phone. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2887 |
I hope it won't glow in the dark. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2888 |
the couch will throw you off precisely at 6. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2889 |
At least time is on my side. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2890 |
This clock is too big. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2891 |
On the one hand, you're making progress. On the other hand, your time is almost up. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2892 |
Yeah, sorry. My wife wants to make sure I come home on time…. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2893 |
Larry, you know that sobriety is one day at a time. Stop telling me that it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2894 |
And is this ‘deadline’ in the room with us now? |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2895 |
You have seven minutes left. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2896 |
You say the insurance company installed it? |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2897 |
Yes, it's new. I hope it helps my patients understand how valuable my time is. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2898 |
I got it at the Big Ben rummage sale |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2899 |
I promise you it’s purely a coincidence. I would never ridicule a client’s impotence. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2900 |
The only two things both of them are really thinking about. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2901 |
I see that our time is about up - THANK GOD!!! |
1.1792 |
0.04795 |
106 |
92 |
9 |
5 |
2902 |
Which of those hands matches your self-image? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2903 |
I am far sighted. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2904 |
No pressure, but you have seven minutes to get in touch with your inner child. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2905 |
I know it's only an hour, but we should make the most of it. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2906 |
Looks like our time is slipping slipping slipping into the future. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2907 |
Oops. I'll need you to re-suppress the last two minutes and four seconds, or billing will be a nightmare. |
1.1789 |
0.04728 |
95 |
81 |
11 |
3 |
2908 |
As you, and everybody within a mile of us can see, our time is up. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2909 |
I’m sorry I have to wake you up now. Your session ended seven minutes ago. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2910 |
Soon, your troubles will be over till next week. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2911 |
Well, our up is time. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2912 |
Have you considered digital--time flashes by! |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2913 |
Time is a human construct, sure, but I still get paid by the hour. That’s why I made the clock big. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2914 |
Our sessions have always started at 5:53, Ronald--and you thought it was 6:00? What does that tell us about your approach to life? Hmmm? |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2915 |
Let’s talk about your peculiar obsession with ageing… |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2916 |
I'll have to charge you for the extra 3 min and 3 sec for today. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2917 |
Rent the floor in the Clock Tower Clinic, they said, best views in town, they said! |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2918 |
My decorator was unfortunately a big fan of Buster Keaton. On the plus side, it keeps me on schedule. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2919 |
I just never have enough time. |
1.1786 |
0.04204 |
84 |
69 |
15 |
0 |
2920 |
I want to emphasize the importance of 'time' in your daily life. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2921 |
Please point to which part of the clock caused you to be 20 minutes late today |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
2922 |
I tried a digital clock. But patients said it felt foreboding. |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2923 |
I don't mean to stress you out, but we only have 7 more minutes to reach a breakthrough. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
2924 |
Exactly how long have you been preoccupied with the passage of time? |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2925 |
This way we'll both know when time is up. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2926 |
It also tells the time. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2927 |
If you continue to drift off during your epiphanies Mr. Comstock,I shall have to install an even louder alarm clock. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2928 |
Angela, just get glasses for Christ's sake |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2929 |
What triggers your thoughts about life passing you by? |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2930 |
They say time heals all wounds, and for you, I’m counting on it. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2931 |
I think the battery's dead again. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2932 |
Well, look at the time! You have two minutes to compose yourself before “Our time is up”. Don’t despair, there’s always more time next visit. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2933 |
So you’re saying you feel rushed. Why is that? |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2934 |
This is my version of Tik Tok |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2935 |
No Peter, I only see a clock not your mother’s passive aggressive face. |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
2936 |
We have seven minutes left to discuss the elephant in the room. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2937 |
You see...the doomsday clock isn't so bad after all. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2938 |
It's powered by ambient anxiety. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2939 |
You have seven more minutes. How do you feel about that? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2940 |
In seven minutes you will wake up refreshed and you will pay me 250 dollars. |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
2941 |
Your chronophobia is quite common, actually. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2942 |
My time, in this case, is your money |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2943 |
Even the clock doesn’t know if it’s male or female. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2944 |
That? It's always set to happy hour |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2945 |
Is there anything else you’d like to discuss before the big hand meets the little hand? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2946 |
Only a little time left. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2947 |
I know I said I felt like my life was ticking away, but I did not agree to immersion therapy |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2948 |
Big hands, little hands… it’s a second term that you should worry about. |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2949 |
That's why your sessions seems longer. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2950 |
Congratulations! You just got two free minutes. We have to stop now. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2951 |
I’m trying to deter the narcissistic patients from suddenly having extreme problems at ten to the hour in an attempt to get a longer session, like what you’re doing. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2952 |
It’s the final countdown for your anxiety. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2953 |
So, tell me about this ticking you've been hearing |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2954 |
. OK. The very thin moving line denotes the seconds. Then there's that thick stick... |
1.1772 |
0.05628 |
79 |
69 |
6 |
4 |
2955 |
uh-huh. And how does that make you feel? |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2956 |
Out time is up. Next time I’ll tell you about my mother. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2957 |
Hold that thought, corporate gives me the remaining seven and one half minutes to upload my notes. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2958 |
Well, I can see by the clock on the wall..... |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2959 |
Maybe that's enough about the big clock, our time is up anyway. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2960 |
When you said , ""Your time is almost up," you meant for the session, right? |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2961 |
It's to remind you that time is on your side. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2962 |
It's not meant to help with your fear of 13, Mr. Jones. It's more a schadenfreude thing. Now, let's get back to your trust issues. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2963 |
That clock used to be at the top of the Tower of London, Ontario. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2964 |
I'm into efficiency...bigly |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2965 |
I adapted my decor to all my billings being time-based |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2966 |
Be in the moment…try again…try again. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2967 |
It's to make sure you pass the dementia test. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2968 |
It's ALL relative. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2969 |
It's an hour off. I couldn't figure out how to make it fall back. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2970 |
Time's up. Next week, let's move forward to life outside the crib. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2971 |
Yes, it is huge but I find it comforts older clients who can’t accept that the world has moved on and left them behind.” |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
2972 |
the bigger the clock, the bigger the ehhmm. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2973 |
Does it make you feel inadequate? |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2974 |
You think the clock is big—wait til you see my bill. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2975 |
It's called the ticking cure. |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2976 |
And when you say you think “I’m big timing you” how does that feel? |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
2977 |
The writing’s on the wall: time IS on your side |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2978 |
Clearly you have issues: Big time! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2979 |
Cool, huh? The hourglass was making people weep so I decided to modernize. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2980 |
It's best to leave the building when the alarm goes off. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2981 |
You see... I also have my own set of boundaries |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2982 |
I don’t know, Doc. It just feels like my life is passing by me so quickly. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2983 |
You need therapy big time! |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2984 |
Only one hour and 40 sessions |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2985 |
I bought it at IKEA on clearance. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2986 |
Now I think I understand what you mean when you say you're "haunted by time." |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2987 |
Have I ever told you about my plan to MAGA? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2988 |
You seem oddly consumed with the time left on your life’s clock. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2989 |
It's a reminder that I'm at least right twice a day. |
1.1758 |
0.04013 |
91 |
75 |
16 |
0 |
2990 |
It's Overtime! Don't let your Ego write a check that your Id can't cash! |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2991 |
I have to be home by six |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2992 |
It's a new form of CBT: Clock Big Time. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
2993 |
Okay, let's try another one. What time does it indicate now? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2994 |
Time will tell. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2995 |
Good work today. Do you have a 7 minute thought? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2996 |
So this next week, focus on mindfulness in the moment. A lot |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
2997 |
Looks to me like you've got a big time problem! |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2998 |
Well, that'll be it for today--we're two minutes over our hour. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2999 |
It’s so you can really see how much time you waste in therapy not talking about your problems. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
3000 |
Josh, we forgot the kids at school. |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
3001 |
You tell me your concerned about your obsession with time..why do you think that is? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3002 |
You feel like you've been in therapy forever? |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
3003 |
That clock always runs fast. Session over. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3004 |
Seven minutes and 56 seconds left... 55, 54, 53, 52, 51 ... |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3005 |
I always wanted to be a big time therapist. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3006 |
I guess I hear you saying that you want to work on skills of staying focused in distracting environments. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3007 |
Let spend the next 7 minutes and 56 seconds on your feelings regarding ‘always being on the clock’ outside work. |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
3008 |
Sorry I must have misheard - you have recurrent nightmares about a giant what? |
1.1750 |
0.05562 |
80 |
70 |
6 |
4 |
3009 |
You’re not the only one worried about inflation. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
3010 |
At 6:00 p.m. all of your problems will be resolved, and if you believe that I have some swamp land in Florida to sell you. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
3011 |
You have to live in the moment John, you have to live in the moment. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
3012 |
Looks like our hour has run over because I was late. We will can keep it shorter next week. Five again? |
1.1744 |
0.05281 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
3013 |
When did you begin experiencing these feelings of impending doom? |
1.1744 |
0.04116 |
86 |
71 |
15 |
0 |
3014 |
It's from my mother. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3015 |
Using the therapy clock, point to the times you feel most depressed. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
3016 |
Let's talk about your preoccupation with time and space. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3017 |
Yes, I do charge for the extra minutes, but the seconds are on me. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3018 |
A bit passive-aggressive, I know, but, patients have finally stopped accusing me of checking my watch. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
3019 |
When did you learn that you can't tell time on an analog clock? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
3020 |
Sometimes a clock is just a cigar. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3021 |
Please tell me you see that too |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3022 |
It’s a subtle reminder that I spend all of my time on other people’s problems. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
3023 |
That’s all the time we have… |
1.1744 |
0.04116 |
86 |
71 |
15 |
0 |
3024 |
Time is supposed to heal both of us while we chat about random past things |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
3025 |
That story about your mother was so bizarre that I had to give you the extra two minutes so I could hear the end of it. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
3026 |
Tik tok is everywhere! |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3027 |
After listening to you mooks all day, I like to be first in for Happy Hour, so… |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3028 |
There’s no other way to say this - you have big time problem. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3029 |
I see that our time is almost up |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
3030 |
It just feels like I’m shrinking sometimes. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
3031 |
Yes, but have you seen Donald Trump's tie? |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
3032 |
yes, it stretched out during your childhood memories |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
3033 |
when we are out of time, it falls on you. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3034 |
I charge by the diameter of the hour. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
3035 |
A former patient, let’s call him Sal, gave me this after therapy. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3036 |
Big wheel keep on'turnin'
Rich bitch keep on earnin' |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
3037 |
The “WHOOSH!” Sound of my fee exiting your account on the hour is even bigger. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
3038 |
Why? So my patients never need to ask "How much longer?" |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3039 |
Well, that concludes our quality time together. Want your phone back? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3040 |
If we stop now, can I get a 7 minute refund? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
3041 |
I’ve got the solution to your narcolepsy |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
3042 |
7 minutes left. More than enough time to hear your life story. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
3043 |
Time is money is the most important concept for you to grasp! |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3044 |
They told me you were some kind of big time therapist. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3045 |
Just a subtle reminder that our time is almost up. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
3046 |
Can you see that this has been a huge hour for you today? |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
3047 |
The clock is on sale but the delivery isn't included. Oh, yes, this is the furniture store but go ahead and make yourself comfortable while I write up the sales slip. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
3048 |
It's the time of my life |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3049 |
Even though it's broken, it's right twice a day. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3050 |
See, time is on your side! |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
3051 |
My questions are open-ended, but your answers are timed. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
3052 |
I know it’s a shame. It’s just stuck at that time until I can find some quadruple D batteries. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
3053 |
Time heals all wounds - but your insurance only covers one session a month |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
3054 |
And what, exactly, were you thinking that made it reach 6 o'clock? Hold that thought! |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
3055 |
Our session is almost over”
“Big time |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
3056 |
Patients care more about that than my degrees. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3057 |
It’s almost time to feed your ego. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3058 |
Timing isn't everything, it's the only thing. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3059 |
Doc, when I talk to you, I always get the feeling that I'm aging. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3060 |
I share this suite with an optometrist. Win-win. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3061 |
You really need to talk faster. As you can clearly see, the 'hour' was over about 2 minutes ago. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3062 |
It’s like I can hear my life ticking away |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3063 |
I tell my patients I'm farsighted |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3064 |
You feel yourself getting very sleepy…and that’s our time! |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3065 |
Just a reminder that you have seven minutes to land this plane. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3066 |
And if there was no time, only an Alarm…
How would you feel about that? |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3067 |
It's stuck. Probably some form of emotional dysregulation. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3068 |
I pretty much see the upside down. Mercedes symbol everywhere I look. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3069 |
I'm pleased you find these sessions so relaxing,but can you stay awake long enough to let me know why you're here. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3070 |
Let's start with your big time problems. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3071 |
I reserve this room for patients with big time issues. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
3072 |
Do you mind if we stop? It’s Happy Hour now. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
3073 |
That one’s decorative, we’re actually out of time for today. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
3074 |
That's the biggest Timex I've ever seen. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3075 |
I'll give you 7 minutes to stop babbling nonsense and tell me what's buggin' you. |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
3076 |
When our time is up today, it will wind up the "mother is overbearing chapter" |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
3077 |
It runs a bit fast. . . to give the doorknob revelations time to surface. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3078 |
On your mark, get set, go! |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3079 |
It appears you’ve made the Big Time, Steve. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3080 |
This all-pervasive, all-defining dimension only you can see-- is it in the room with us now? |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
3081 |
Only three minutes to tell my life story? |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3082 |
You are 7 minutes and 56 seconds off the 350$ for this therapy session. Now choose your words wisely. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
3083 |
We are approaching the five minute mark; so this should be the most important stuff. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3084 |
Time is so surreal |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3085 |
I also don't know what about it heals people so fast. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
3086 |
I see your hour is almost up |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
3087 |
I used to keep checking my watch to stay on schedule, but some patients found it too distracting. |
1.1720 |
0.03935 |
93 |
77 |
16 |
0 |
3088 |
Mr. Wiggleston, you seem to be obsessed with you own mortality." |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
3089 |
This session is going to cost me big time. |
1.1720 |
0.04983 |
93 |
81 |
8 |
4 |
3090 |
Ok we established you’re a psychopath and narcissist. Could we talk about me for five minutes please? |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
3091 |
In under seven minutes,talk about your struggle with deadlines. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
3092 |
It’s like I can hear this constant ticking in my head, you know? Like I’m running out of time! |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
3093 |
I think our time is nearly up. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
3094 |
You better have a breakthrough now or the clock will tick to bankrupt. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
3095 |
Time’s almost up, Mr. Johnson. You need to wake up and go home now. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3096 |
Yes..... we’re a Big Time counseling provider! |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
3097 |
I think our time is up. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3098 |
I have lots of time on my hands... |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3099 |
Why yes, I do bill by the milli second. |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
3100 |
Tempus No Longer Fugit |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
3101 |
I would agree that time is on your side |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
3102 |
For God's sake man, just snap out of it!
Mind you, my clinical advice stems from having tickets to the Met and being desperate to get outta here before six. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
3103 |
It chimes on the hours and quarter hours. Don't let that distract you. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
3104 |
If it falls on you,the session is free |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
3105 |
Don't mind that, you've got my complete attention for 48 minutes and 56 seconds more. |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
3106 |
Please hurray, Salvadore will arrive soon. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
3107 |
It's there to remind us that life is a ticking time bomb. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
3108 |
I feel that my life is just ticking by. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
3109 |
Try not to worry about the time. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
3110 |
Every time the big one moves you lose a 100. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3111 |
At this stage, it's of the essence. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3112 |
Can’t we go back to 4:20 somewhere? |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3113 |
Let's try and visualize what you are thinking. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3114 |
When the big hand gets to the top, you'll be $250 poorer |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3115 |
My best advice is wrap it up before the cuckoo comes out. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
3116 |
It looks like our time is up |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3117 |
...so you have a strong sensation that life is just ticking away... |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3118 |
Never mind that. It's my delusion of grandeur. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3119 |
Sure, let's start there. Tell me about your father. |
1.1707 |
0.05434 |
82 |
72 |
6 |
4 |
3120 |
Sounds like 'Chronomentrophobia' -
OK, I guess our time is up for today. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
3121 |
OK then! Once again, it's time to put your pants back on and face the world |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3122 |
Tell me about a time… |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3123 |
How does that clock make you feel? |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
3124 |
How minutes more in this rate hole? |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3125 |
OH NO!!!
2 minutes over |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3126 |
Tempus fugit,memento mirtazapine. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
3127 |
When it chimes thirteen times that means i have invested enough to retire. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
3128 |
I’M SORRY BUT YOUR TIME IS UP |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
3129 |
Pfft, pocket watch hypnosis is so last century |
1.1707 |
0.05434 |
82 |
72 |
6 |
4 |
3130 |
It's hard to say where feelings of existential dread can originate, probably from your childhood. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3131 |
Our time is indeed up …and to the left. |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
3132 |
It's for knowing exactly when to kick you out. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3133 |
Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping… |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3134 |
But remember, in therapy, time is negligible. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3135 |
I got it at the MoMA Design Store |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3136 |
Time is a flat circle. |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3137 |
‘“I’m a bit near-sighted.” |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3138 |
Take a hint. |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
3139 |
What does that time on the clock mean to you? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
3140 |
Yes the chimes are a bit annoying, but it was an affordable office space |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
3141 |
So, how long have you been anxious about time dilation professor? |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
3142 |
This sucks big time. |
1.1705 |
0.05414 |
88 |
78 |
5 |
5 |
3143 |
It'll cuckoo when the session's up. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
3144 |
They decided doomsday would be less stressful at the dinner hour. |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
3145 |
Mr. Davis, you have Bigtime issues. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
3146 |
When it's obvious,you'll know it's time to make a change. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
3147 |
And that right there is all the time we have today. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
3148 |
Let's spend the last $33 of the session finding another time next week to revisit this unresolved trauma. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
3149 |
Tease! |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
3150 |
Time flies when you're talking about your mom. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
3151 |
I would cure you, but we only have 7 minutes. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
3152 |
Yes, tell me more about your mother... Just make sure it doesn't take more than 7 minutes. |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
3153 |
Maybe time wouldn't drag so much if you weren't watching the clock. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
3154 |
That wall grappling with your clock is furious and enraged. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3155 |
It was a gift from an OCD patient. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
3156 |
I won’t be charged for less than an hour session, right? |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
3157 |
Is this a Freudian slip? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3158 |
I'm tasked with researching the large scale impact of Tik Tok on mental health. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
3159 |
Our clocks come on a sliding scale |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3160 |
Tell me why you don’t think time is on your side. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
3161 |
Mike, you have to accept that it will never be hammer time. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
3162 |
Try not to be intimidated by deadlines. |
1.1688 |
0.05669 |
77 |
68 |
5 |
4 |
3163 |
You have 35 minutes left, Mr. Liddell, and you don't want to be there when the bell rings. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3164 |
I have been practicing the Lillipution method for twenty five years. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3165 |
Aha. The clock is telling us to look at the big picture now. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
3166 |
Many of my clients say they can feel the passage of time hanging over them. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3167 |
Now I want you to open your eyes and give me $400. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
3168 |
I’m not sure that this non verbal communication regarding the end of a session is working for me… |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3169 |
Time is almost on your side. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3170 |
I’m never going to make it big time. |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
3171 |
You really think it will vacillate before it strikes twelve? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3172 |
What do you tell people who think your life would be easier if you just wore a wristwatch? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3173 |
Don't let the time worry you. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3174 |
You have eight minutes to find the truth of life or wait until next week. |
1.1688 |
0.05669 |
77 |
68 |
5 |
4 |
3175 |
so, how long have you been obsessed with Tic Tok? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
3176 |
The first four letters of Analog, as in Anal phase, pretty much define about 95% of the work you and I do together, and as such, your fixation with precise routines and time overshadows your entire life. |
1.1688 |
0.05669 |
77 |
68 |
5 |
4 |
3177 |
You don’t understand, I have big time problems |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
3178 |
Under whose watch? |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3179 |
Each time the second hand completes a circle, it is $5. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3180 |
Is this Clock in the room with us now? |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3181 |
It won't be here next session, the ticking is driving me mad. |
1.1687 |
0.04135 |
83 |
69 |
14 |
0 |
3182 |
It's the downside of having a consulting room inside Big Ben. |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
3183 |
I'm just not getting your full attention. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3184 |
I also don't like Apple watches. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3185 |
Next session we'll talk about why you feel undervalued. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3186 |
I said, “I CAN SEE OUR TIME IS ALMOST UP.” |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3187 |
Yes, I understand that my life is ticking away. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3188 |
Looks like this session is going to cost you big time. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3189 |
I wish this clock would shrink. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3190 |
It is almost time to wake up. It has been 55 minutes since you started to snore. |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
3191 |
Now there’s a Doomsday Clock I can get behind! |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3192 |
Your time is up. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3193 |
Up until now, we have been talking about the relationship you have with your father which you said was pretty positive. Now, in the time we have left, tell me all about how your mother and step mother pressured you throughout your life. |
1.1685 |
0.03991 |
89 |
74 |
15 |
0 |
3194 |
That? Oh, I keep it there as a reminder of death - in case the patient needs a conversation starter |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3195 |
So, just a reminder, you've only got an hour. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3196 |
Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3197 |
I'm big on unsubtelty. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3198 |
All my life, all I ever wanted to know was, which one is the big hand? |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3199 |
Sounds like a big-time problem. |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
3200 |
Is our time up already? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3201 |
It's a metaphor, really.
Life gives us a lickin', but we keep on tickin'! |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3202 |
It’s how I treat clients with Peter Pan Syndrome. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3203 |
Lest we forget… |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
3204 |
The time? 7 minutes and 4 seconds past your hour. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
3205 |
Maybe I should just get a watch. |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
3206 |
You’ve still got time on your side. Well, for about two minutes.” |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
3207 |
Told you I should've gotten glasses instead. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
3208 |
When, precisely, did these end-of-life concerns begin? |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
3209 |
...Aaaaaaaand that marks the end of our time for today, wanna set an appointment for next week? |
1.1684 |
0.03860 |
95 |
79 |
16 |
0 |
3210 |
-I guess the previous patient forgot it, but please... try to focus on what you wanted to tell me |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
3211 |
It looks like we have 7 more minutes until it’s time for you to shut your trap. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
3212 |
I once tried dollar signs on the numbers to keep me motivated. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3213 |
So, if even a broken clock is right twice a day, what does that feel like in your time space continuuim? |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3214 |
OH, THAT. I CHARGE BY THE SECOND. IT JUST MAKES BILLING EASIER. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3215 |
But we'd have to get up to change it! |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3216 |
You can love time but it will never love you back. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
3217 |
Time takes up so much space. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3218 |
I see your time is about up, Mr. Smith. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
3219 |
Mr. Jones, I apologize if I've seemed distracted today, please proceed and tell me about your six life. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3220 |
C'mon C'mon, what's bothering you? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
3221 |
We now have to make them proportional to the rate. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3222 |
Don’t stress. Your bill per minute costs less than a dinner at Applebee’s. |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
3223 |
You've got the inclination, I've got the time. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3224 |
For efficiency, we test your psychological insight and eyesight simultaneously. |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
3225 |
No,my hearing is perfect. You said you wanted really big clock. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
3226 |
Well, I see from the big clock on the wall that our time is about up. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
3227 |
It was on sale and way cheaper than a painting |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3228 |
So Mr Jones, tell me about your deepest desires. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3229 |
Don’t take it personally, some people ramble on and lose track of the time. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
3230 |
Your hour is almost up, so it's time for me to say you're making progress and I'll see you next week. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3231 |
Not only is your time up, my crockpot brisket is ready, too. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3232 |
Well, we’re coming to the end of your hour. It’s time for me to interrupt you in the midst of your most profound insight and ask you for payment. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3233 |
Welcome to Clocktower Phonophobia Treatment Center, Mr Smith. |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
3234 |
Now, you have 7 minutes to go home….. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
3235 |
It just depends on which side you're on! |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3236 |
about your unrealistic obsession with time... you have seven minutes, Joe. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3237 |
Hurry, tell me your dream! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3238 |
Yes, very good! It is a clock face showing 7 minutes till 6, as I asked. But next time wait until I give you this notepad to draw on. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3239 |
As a bonus, at six o’clock I will become a philosopher. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3240 |
It’s there as a reminder that every second is a drumbeat in the march toward the grave. Speaking of which, time’s up for today. |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3241 |
You'll have to come up with three more neuroses before your time is up. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3242 |
Avoiding Kafka |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3243 |
You didn't realize we are almost out of time? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3244 |
Now that we've solved your fear of not knowing what time it is... next up, conquering that staring problem of your's. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3245 |
Let's begin today as to why you believe time dominates your thoughts |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3246 |
I got the idea from the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists' nuclear count-down clock. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3247 |
Well, I see our time. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3248 |
We have a few minutes left, is there anything big you want to talk about? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3249 |
You mustn't worry about the time. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3250 |
Yes, it keeps ticking and still does take a licking. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3251 |
At least while you're here,
you can complete the goal of knowing what's going in your life every second of the day. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3252 |
It's a gift from my client from London. |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
3253 |
We need to discuss why you always go back to talking about the biggest time of your life" |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3254 |
Sorry, I realize this may trigger your TikTok phobia. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3255 |
With a few celebrity clients under my belt, I’ve decided to go Big-Time. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
3256 |
I suppose I should move to digital. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3257 |
It's a present from one of my patients. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3258 |
The constant tick-tocking is driving me cuckoo. |
1.1667 |
0.03950 |
90 |
75 |
15 |
0 |
3259 |
One hour. Why do you ask? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3260 |
Therapist: "So this is a way to get over your fears of clocks"
Patient: "Oh, big time!" |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3261 |
We have a little time left |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3262 |
There's plenty of time left. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3263 |
That is, quite literally, all the time we have today, Harold. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3264 |
Do you think we can finish the Oedipus stuff in seven minutes? |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3265 |
It was a present from my accountant. |
1.1667 |
0.04179 |
126 |
110 |
11 |
5 |
3266 |
It's about time that building was knocked down. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
3267 |
Your mind needs to be listened to and understood. Life is short, but your past can be a burden. Don't neglect it ! |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3268 |
It was installed by the insurance company to remind me how long I have to fix you. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3269 |
It all came back when I discovered your hourly rate |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
3270 |
It stopped a few weeks ago. Let's discuss how that affects your anxiety. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3271 |
And why do you think your mother didn't have a clock that big in the kitchen? |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3272 |
Huge mess behind. Crazy what time can cover! |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3273 |
Want to talk about the elephant in the room before we run out of time? |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3274 |
To tell you the truth, it’s the only reason I rent this dump |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3275 |
I’m a psychiatrist with eyes on the big time |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3276 |
Well, I wanted something that reminded people of the time AND my hourly rate. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
3277 |
i just feel like i'm always being 'watched' |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3278 |
And how do you feel about it? In 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45... |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
3279 |
Well, I see that your time is almost up for this week. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
3280 |
Time is rarely easy to disregard." |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
3281 |
Great session working on your chronomentrophobia, Doug, but I'm afraid that's our time. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
3282 |
It's so I can tell my father I hit the big time. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3283 |
Huh, rather than impending doom it signifies ever-growing earnings for me -- guess it really is relative. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
3284 |
So Mr. Floyd, no time like the present to find your get up and go! |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
3285 |
The clock on the wall says your time is almost up. You can open your eyes now. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3286 |
I still don’t see how you have time for this. |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
3287 |
It’s not meant(italic) to make you feel impotent |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
3288 |
Our old "memento mori" was a skull. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
3289 |
Money is a therapeutic issue. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3290 |
Tell me more about your fear of time passing. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
3291 |
Because. I tend to lose track of the time. |
1.1648 |
0.05245 |
91 |
81 |
5 |
5 |
3292 |
Time puts everything in perspective. |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
3293 |
With TickTock therapy you'll feel every second lost to TikTok. |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3294 |
Yes,when the Big Hand is on the 6 your times up. |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
3295 |
Bob for the last time, you only get an hour. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3296 |
I find the relentless, inexorable passage of time as a metaphor for the brutal finality of one’s inescapable mortality to be quite comforting. And, as you have likely noticed, the chaise is new as well. |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
3297 |
Time enough at last (for a nominal fee) |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
3298 |
I tried a smaller clock, but my clients all ran past their given time. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3299 |
In the time we have left, tell me more about ‘No Underwear Day’” |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3300 |
We've run out of time to overcome your enormous Oedipus complex today |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3301 |
the clock is ticking, start talking |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3302 |
I consider us done in dog minutes. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3303 |
The clock gets bigger as your bank account gets smaller. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3304 |
Why's everybody so hung up on mortality these days? |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3305 |
We have less than seven minutes, Tom, let's save your mother for next week. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3306 |
At least it's right twice a day, unlike my partner. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3307 |
What I meant by seizing the moment wasn't this, John. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3308 |
I see we have 7 minutes and 56 seconds for you to wrap it up, so continue |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3309 |
''In the Clock Tower we are always on time'' |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3310 |
Marvelous, isn't it? But the ticking—the ticking I did not foresee. |
1.1647 |
0.04047 |
85 |
71 |
14 |
0 |
3311 |
Time to wake up Mr. Mom. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3312 |
Good first session so far. Now, tell me about your father. |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
3313 |
Well would you look at the-" "I CAN'T HELP BUT LOOK AT THE TIME! |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3314 |
Everywhere I go I’m reminded of how small my clock is. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3315 |
Why is 55304 significant for you? |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3316 |
Barely 5 minutes left and you haven’t mentioned you mother |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3317 |
I'm ready for a Big Time! |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
3318 |
Talk fast |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3319 |
It has less litigation risk than the ejector couch that I used to have. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3320 |
And how, in 6 minutes and 56 seconds or less, does that make you feel ? |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3321 |
My apologies,sir. Alexa created an order last week when I dictated ‘big time narcissist’ in your record. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3322 |
Now let's work on your separation anxiety. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3323 |
I’m so glad you don’t believe in the 50 minute hour like all the other insensitive therapists I’ve been to. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3324 |
Ain't it funny, how time slips away. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3325 |
Please, don't worry about the time. We still have time to solve your bed wetting problem. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3326 |
Therapist: So, what do you see?
Patient: Happy Hour! |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3327 |
I just feel like this time is different |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3328 |
Why yes, you've reached your deductible - what makes you ask? |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3329 |
The third hand is the second hand; the second hand measures hours; when the minute hand points to 11, it means five. But tell me again how you're the mad one in this world, Alfred. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3330 |
Time hangs over you? |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3331 |
We’re not done yet but you can leave |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3332 |
...and we'll want to be out of here before the alarm goes off. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3333 |
At 6pm the world ends. But tell me about your problems. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3334 |
Now tell me about your fear of time running out |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3335 |
I'd like to be right twice a day myself. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3336 |
our 5 o'clock hour was up 7 minutes ago, mr. klein. we'll continue to work on your chronophobia next week. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3337 |
It helps us unpack more into an hour. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3338 |
I’m telling you, Doc, I don’t know how you do it, but when I come here I really feel like I’m gonna make it in the big time.” |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3339 |
It’s a real elephant |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3340 |
Doc, I don’t know how to explain this feeling of dread that time is ticking by too quickly and looms so very large!! |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3341 |
Please don’t act surprised that our session is almost up, Doc. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3342 |
From the looks of the clock, we’re just about out of money. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3343 |
I'm sorry, when you said "Tik Tok" obsession I just assumed....... |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3344 |
Let me worry about it. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3345 |
My practice focuses primarily on unhealthy TicTok addictions. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3346 |
Keep your eye on the second hand. I charge a full hour for any part of an hour. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3347 |
Clearly, we are making big time progress here. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3348 |
Time toooo say goodbye! |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3349 |
The new clock reflects my larger hourly rate. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3350 |
In case you hadn't noticed, your time is up. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3351 |
It counts down to Doomsday, calibrated for each client. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3352 |
How does it make you feel that the clock of this clock tower is the wrong way around? |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3353 |
The hands of time heal all wounds, but until then, I'll take your money. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
3354 |
So you see, more is not necessarily better. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3355 |
Wake up, this is not a session on sleep therapy. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3356 |
I guess happy hour is almost over somewhere. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
3357 |
Time is of the essence of time. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3358 |
Why do you think our discussions make you feel like time is slipping away? |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3359 |
I hate to interrupt but we’ve only got a few minutes left |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3360 |
Oh, that? Yeah, trying to hint that time was almost up started to get awkward. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
3361 |
It’s intended to treat both your megalophobia and your chronophobia |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3362 |
We really should clear out before the top of the hour chime begins. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
3363 |
I thought time wouldn't matter in here |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
3364 |
I'm sorry, we don't have time to discuss your overwhelming sense of urgency. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
3365 |
It’s a cuckoo clock. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3366 |
I think it’s time we addressed the elephant in the room |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
3367 |
The research trial is sponsored by Rolex. |
1.1641 |
0.03965 |
128 |
111 |
13 |
4 |
3368 |
How about we circle back to that 'fear of running out of time' issue next week |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
3369 |
Flavor Flav
Therapy Center |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
3370 |
I finally had it with “Are we really out of time??” |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3371 |
Do you see it now,Monsieur Proust? |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
3372 |
It's OK. I'll consider it if you can say it in two minutes. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
3373 |
So tell me about your great great grandfather clock. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3374 |
Well, I guess that's all the time we have for the year. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3375 |
We’re not done yet; this takes years. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3376 |
OOPs, I missed that last 3 minutes......you'll have to repeat it next time........... |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3377 |
My yearly deductible reset. Can we squeeze in a childhood trauma before I go? |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
3378 |
You should have been here three hours ago. Charlie Chaplin was hanging from it. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3379 |
"We're now in second overtime... |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3380 |
I told you time was on your side |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
3381 |
No, we have plenty of time for your new seemingly life-threatening problem |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3382 |
Oh it’s the actual clock Pink Floyd used on Dark Side of the Moon. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3383 |
That reminds me, I need to get the windows cleaned. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3384 |
Edward knew Dr. Big-Clock was known for her big clocks, but he didn’t realize how big Dr. Big-Clock’s big clocks were |
1.1628 |
0.05194 |
86 |
76 |
6 |
4 |
3385 |
It matches the bill, Mr. Smith. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3386 |
Even with my new purchase sitting above your head you manage to waste my time! |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3387 |
You have eight minutes to turn off your hearing aids. |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3388 |
fat time can't fly |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
3389 |
I thought you know how shrinking works. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
3390 |
Well, there are actually a few reasons in the literature on anxiety for people dreaming of giant loudly ticking clocks. |
1.1628 |
0.05194 |
86 |
76 |
6 |
4 |
3391 |
It makes it easier for to cut your stories off when we’re over time |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3392 |
I think sleeping is the best therapy. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3393 |
We're here to relax and focus on the present moment, Mr. Hastings." |
1.1628 |
0.04004 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
3394 |
Even doctors have limits to their patience. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3395 |
As my empathy will segue into a practised mention of your invoice in six minutes, 56 seconds, let’s circle back to those wins you had over your crippling ambivalence this week. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3396 |
Well, looks like our time is up. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
3397 |
Well, you’re on the clock |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3398 |
Tiiiiiiime is on your side. Yes it is. |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3399 |
I love how, in a few more minutes, you’ll owe me another $300. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3400 |
I'm just taking it day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute, second by second you know? |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3401 |
Yes, I know. The point is the clock is stopped because therapy is timeless. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
3402 |
It was formerly on a bank building. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3403 |
Definitely wine o'clock! |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3404 |
It’s a powerful reminder that we’re all on the clock. And, Marty, you have seven minutes left. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3405 |
It's a trial run for next year's pay-by-the minute model. |
1.1625 |
0.05467 |
80 |
71 |
5 |
4 |
3406 |
Will you be the cuckoo for my clock? |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3407 |
You’re 50 minute hour is up, so we’re in overtime now. I love getting paid double time. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3408 |
Its to remind you that time is slowly killing us all |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3409 |
Did I mention I bill by the minute? |
1.1625 |
0.05467 |
80 |
71 |
5 |
4 |
3410 |
Let’s talk about your addiction to Tik Tock. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3411 |
A guy misheard me when I described my type. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3412 |
Tell me about your sense of feeling small. |
1.1625 |
0.05749 |
80 |
72 |
3 |
5 |
3413 |
Why do I always feel like time is bearing down on me? |
1.1625 |
0.05467 |
80 |
71 |
5 |
4 |
3414 |
Describe me your clock fear you fainted for |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3415 |
I was in a rather fraught relationship with King Kong but I kept the gifts. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3416 |
I'm only paying you for 53 minutes |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
3417 |
I understand now why you say you can conjure time. But how do you feel about it? |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3418 |
Sorry, I'm a little OCD about my patients' schedules. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3419 |
Session is over,nothing more, we bill the 50 minute hour! |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3420 |
It's important to never lose sight of your goals. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3421 |
Would you find digital more relaxing? |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3422 |
No I will not join you on the couch for the next seven minutes and 55 seconds. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3423 |
The big hand is the one that speaks to me. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3424 |
May I remind you, Mr. Wells, you are paying for every moment. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
3425 |
The whole office will dong when the hour is up. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3426 |
So . . . |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3427 |
I’ll fix that whenever I can find 160 DD batteries |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3428 |
You are feeling sleepy…sleepy… |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3429 |
It serves as a reminder that your time is invaluable… and that my time is $400 an hour. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3430 |
You have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds to tell me why yoou showed up today without pants. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3431 |
I was considering replacing it with a large digital clock, but many of my patients are old school. The tick stocking seems to bring them back to their childhood hopes and dreams. Dan, are you still awake? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3432 |
Well, yes but it’s almost 5 o’clock somewhere. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3433 |
Time keeps on slippin’ slippin’ slippin’ into the future…. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3434 |
Ok, well it appears that our time is up |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3435 |
We always put the big one up the week between Christmas and New Year's |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3436 |
Got it in London. Of course, it's a knock-off. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3437 |
Ti-i-i-ime is on my side. Oh yes it is. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3438 |
Now, I'd like to discuss your obsession with Tik Tok. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3439 |
So that death won't be a surprise. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3440 |
Does anybody really know what time it is? And why do I care. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3441 |
I have this recurring dream at a large clock falls on me during our session. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3442 |
This way my patients always have the best time. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3443 |
That’s all the time we have for today. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
3444 |
Yes,size does matter in our relationship as well. My clock is the physical representation of my hourly billing rate. |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
3445 |
I figured I’d go big so my patients would go home. |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
3446 |
Why do you say that you would prefer that it were a digital display instead of an analog one? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3447 |
Harold, should we begin with your fixation on manifesting? |
1.1613 |
0.03984 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
3448 |
That’s your time, I’m afraid |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
3449 |
Could it be that your abandonment issues are making you think I’m ‘just counting the seconds until our session is over?’ |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3450 |
I'm sure this 'Big Clock Energy' is just in your imagination |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3451 |
I can't decide which hand I like the best. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3452 |
Your eyelids feel heavy, you're getting very sleepy...
Time's up! |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
3453 |
10% off this session if it falls on you within the first 35 minutes. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3454 |
The offline version is more a reminder of our mortality than an outlet for creative expression. |
1.1613 |
0.04904 |
93 |
82 |
7 |
4 |
3455 |
Well, I see you finally made it to the Big Time! |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
3456 |
Well, as we can see by the big clock on the wall, it's almost time to end this pity party! |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3457 |
See yourself with a huge clock, always knowing when the time is right. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3458 |
Doc, is it true what they say about "The bigger the hands?" |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3459 |
I call the big hand The Hammer of Doom. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3460 |
It's to remind you to cherish our brief time together. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3461 |
Yup. Your hour ends on a toc. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3462 |
Well, you got here in the nick of time. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3463 |
I can’t tell if my head has shrunk or the clock has just gotten larger since we started our sessions… |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3464 |
That will be all for today, Mr. Smithers. Next session, we'll explore my fixation with clocks |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3465 |
If we’re going to overcome your fear of flying, we better hurry up. Your flight leaves in a little more than an hour. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3466 |
Go on, I’ll wait 7 minutes before chiming in. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3467 |
Actually. I though my last patient said he was wishing for a bigger clock......." |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3468 |
Yes, it's just seven minutes to cocktail hour! |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3469 |
Symbolically? Gosh, I don’t know. What do you think? |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3470 |
You can get the bathroom key from our secretary, but you'll need two hands. |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
3471 |
Looks like your times up |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3472 |
Yes! Only 7 minutes left that I'm paid to care about this guy! |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3473 |
So enough questions about me, I’m supposed to be analyzing you. |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
3474 |
Oh, that’s my Horological Studies Diploma. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3475 |
Isn‘t it funny how the clock is more committed to this room than you are to our relationship. |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3476 |
For an extra $50/hour I’ll put numbers on the clock. |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3477 |
In four sentences or less, how did that make you feel? |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3478 |
At that very moment, Dr. Salvador realized that her patient had big time issues. |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
3479 |
It was too timely to pass on .. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3480 |
Yes, the clock makes you look skinny |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3481 |
Time goes bye so slowly, said Madonna |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3482 |
Is that making you anxious? |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3483 |
You're crazy, big time. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3484 |
No big thing, but we've got eight minutes left on this session. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3485 |
I like my clients to feel they’ve hit the big time |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3486 |
Your new homicidal ideation is very interesting but it doesn’t get you any “bonus time” on our session clock. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3487 |
Now, sit back and relax, and we’ll try to get to the bottom of your fear of being taken advantage of. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3488 |
I felt it was Just evocative enough of Damocles without causing undue concern. |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
3489 |
It’s not the usual shape, but trust me, it’s a phallic symbol. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3490 |
My masters in time management really should have been a PhD. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3491 |
Your time is running out, but your back is also. Would you like me to recommend a chiropractor? |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3492 |
'We're down to the final 10 minutes to fix your life! Let's fast-track those existential crises, shall we?'" |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3493 |
Why do you say time is irrelevant? |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3494 |
Something is definitely up. You should've felt better 20 minutes ago. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3495 |
Do you like Chinese on Hanukkah as well? |
1.1605 |
0.05403 |
81 |
72 |
5 |
4 |
3496 |
Patient: Oh, it’s almost time. Therapist: I didn’t even notice” |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3497 |
I see. And why do you feel there's something accusatory about the way the seconds hand points away from you? |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
3498 |
You know I can see what you’re thinking. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3499 |
Whew, almost done |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
3500 |
I see that our time today is almost up. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3501 |
We got plenty of time. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3502 |
It's quite natural to feel like time is looming over you. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3503 |
Your motivational counseling concludes in 7 minutes. |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
3504 |
It's just a delusion and within an illusion |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3505 |
We have all the time in the world. |
1.1600 |
0.05708 |
75 |
67 |
4 |
4 |
3506 |
All wounds, Doc? Well, if you’re quite certain, I’ll just sit here. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3507 |
When I can see the minute hand move, these ungodly sessions seem to go by faster. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3508 |
I agree, time is of the essence. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3509 |
I myself have a fear of wearing eyeglasses |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
3510 |
Apologies, insuance companies now require us to charge by the second. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3511 |
Be still my bladder |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3512 |
That's not a doomsday clock, but you time is about up. |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
3513 |
Not to give you another thing to feel guilty about, but you should know your session barely covers my monthly battery expense. |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
3514 |
I received this big clock as a gift. Now I’m trying to figure out if it’s a present or a subtle commentary on my relationship with time. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
3515 |
It’s a matter of time… |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3516 |
Seems we both have a case of idle hands. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3517 |
It’s a 2-in-1 doomsday clock |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3518 |
Now, we will retrace your steps... Look at the the hands of the clock. You are getting sleepy... Your eyes are getting heavy... |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3519 |
What I REALLY like is the “60 Minutes” ticking stopwatch playing in Surround Sound. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3520 |
Does that clock seem to be getting smaller,or is it just me? |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
3521 |
Most patients don’t even notice the clock |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3522 |
yep, the clock still ticks with fees regardless of napping |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3523 |
I just feel like I'm never allowed to enjoy a second. It is always onto the next thing. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
3524 |
LOOKS LIKE YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3525 |
Yes, Ben you DO have some bigtime problems! |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3526 |
Relax, we can jointly resolve your BIG issue in 7 minutes,,, |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3527 |
I don’t know, I feel like I’m just sitting here watching time pass me by |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3528 |
Well, at least you've got time on your side. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3529 |
Don’t talk to him, I’m the big time client here. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
3530 |
So, do you ever wonder where your anxiety about time comes from? This is a safe space. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3531 |
My staff loves Home Goods; you should see the chef statue in the kitchen. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3532 |
Timing is everything! |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3533 |
How do you feel about making it to the big time? |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3534 |
Time is not just minutes it's money |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3535 |
If your compulsion is that everything has to go off like clockwork, perhaps I'm not the right therapist to help you with your problem. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3536 |
Yes.My phobia is wearing eyeglasses. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3537 |
I'm sensing you may still have some timing issues. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3538 |
Well, that feels like something to unpack next session. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3539 |
Don't worry. You still hace two timeouts left. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3540 |
I disagree, I think Big Ben is an ideal office for treating chronic lateness. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3541 |
Looks like our time is up.
Not that I keep track, or watch time or
Worry about my next appointment. .
Don't forget to pay my listening fee at the desk. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3542 |
Well, you can nap if you want to, I'm keeping track of the time. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3543 |
Take the time to visualize. You can’t rush memories. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3544 |
Well,I see that we are almost out if time for today |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3545 |
You can rest in peace |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3546 |
No, I don’t think there’s anything Freudian about the position of the hour hand. |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3547 |
You know, sometimes I just feel like I'm always running around the clock. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3548 |
We charge by the hour so we thought we should use a big clock |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3549 |
So when did you first start feeling inadequate about the size of your hands? |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3550 |
I gotta say this makes it a little harder to focus on the now |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3551 |
I’ve always felt like time was on my side. |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3552 |
Yes,that is the biggest clock they had. |
1.1585 |
0.05340 |
82 |
73 |
5 |
4 |
3553 |
I find it an easier reminder that time is your money |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3554 |
Yes, but I want you to focus
on going forward. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3555 |
Just a reminder, we switch places in 7 minutes |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3556 |
I'm sorry you feel that way, but I'd say we've made big-time progress this week. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3557 |
It’s my favorite Pink Floyd song… |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
3558 |
So Mr. Schmitt…’time is money’…is this a recent obsession? |
1.1585 |
0.05340 |
82 |
73 |
5 |
4 |
3559 |
It helps me analyze levels of anxiety |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3560 |
You know, sir, seeing the clock and the specific time it exhibits brings to mind a whole series of wonderful memories for me. Five-thirty
was Howdy Doody time. . . . Princess Summer Fall Winter
Spring. . . . Flub-a-Dub. . . . |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3561 |
It feels as though I am stuck in analog in a digital world |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3562 |
I’d be lying if I said you have a lot of time to pull yourself together. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
3563 |
Alright ... continue breathing in and out. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3564 |
Appointment hours are 50 minutes. You’re 3 minutes over. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3565 |
My eye surgery didn’t go as planned. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
3566 |
I find it helps with decision making. |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
3567 |
Your phobia will have to wait until next time. I close at 5:00! |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3568 |
See, everyone has their tics. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3569 |
Ok but for real though, you should open your eyes and check this out. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3570 |
Putting up a big clock wasn’t the best idea after all. Now Jake thinks he has all the time in the world. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3571 |
I see our time's about up. I have a 2:00 next Thursday if that works for you. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3572 |
‘Try and relax, there’s no hurry’ |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3573 |
It’s part of the treatment, subliminal visualization. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3574 |
I knew you were always counting down the minutes till I left, but I guess I didn’t realize your eye sight had gotten so bad |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3575 |
I see hypnotherapy has finally moved beyond pocket watches. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3576 |
I need to talk to you about a problem - it's big time. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
3577 |
Oh, wait, I see that your time is nearly up. I hope that your next life is better! |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3578 |
Your time is almost up. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
3579 |
I'd like to turn the clock back to when you were at your high school senior prom. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3580 |
In our last 7 minutes, can you summarize all the things you've just said you're unhappy about - I can't read my notes. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
3581 |
Yes, it's almost time for Jeopardy! |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3582 |
Nearly time for the pub. my round first. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3583 |
Wow, Doc. Those antidepressants have worked big time on me! |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3584 |
I do care about you. See, I gave you 3 extra minutes to ruminate. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3585 |
It's easier than the 6-foot hourglass. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3586 |
Well, look at the time. Your $200 power nap is a wrap. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3587 |
With this, New York locals are always done in fifteen minutes. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
3588 |
I think I worry too much about the time! |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3589 |
I haven't punched the clock yet. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3590 |
And I thought lawyers were bad! |
1.1573 |
0.05276 |
89 |
80 |
4 |
5 |
3591 |
It’s time for you to find a new therapist. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3592 |
No, it's not a lie detector. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3593 |
Welcome to Big Ben Therapy, your Royal Highness. Shall we begin with your relationship with your brother? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3594 |
It’s too late for fears that life’s passed you by. Let’s focus on fears of fair compensation. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3595 |
It's a reminder that the progression of time hangs over all of us...oh, and your time is up. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3596 |
If a moment has the capacity for infinite meaning,my clock has no meaning! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3597 |
I felt very inadequate at the time, |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
3598 |
Will you at least say something before time's up? |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3599 |
Why are you so anxious? You still have seven minutes til the end of this session. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3600 |
TikClock says your time is up. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
3601 |
You seem anxious about the passing of time. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3602 |
explain what you mean about '' big time'' |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3603 |
Well, at least you have time on your side, |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3604 |
Well no, it's meant to keep you focused. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
3605 |
No, I never have an issue with my patients going beyond an hour. Everyone seems to want to leave before the alarm goes off. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3606 |
I can’t believe I’ve been asleep for 52 minutes. I will wake him soon and tell him it was a breakthrough session. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3607 |
Don't believe what you see. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3608 |
Breakthrough or not, I only work a fifty minute hour. |
1.1571 |
0.05623 |
70 |
62 |
5 |
3 |
3609 |
Well, so much for trying to help you with "I'm always losing track of time" |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3610 |
By six o'clock, tell me about your mother. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3611 |
Sorry, our appointment is over. We're only scheduled for 50 minutes. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3612 |
Think of it less as the inexorable march of time, and more like a measure of my limited patience. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3613 |
I refuse to pay more for the hour, no matter how grand the time. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3614 |
David Bowie said, " Time may change me, but I can't trace time." |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
3615 |
I am too vain to wear my glasses. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3616 |
Yes, I do charge by the minute, but let’s not dwell on that right now. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3617 |
I wish I could sleep as carefree as he does. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
3618 |
You could say I’m in my ‘Tick Tock’ era. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3619 |
Does this mean you’re paid more by the hour? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3620 |
Yes, my hamster did design it. Why do you ask? |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3621 |
The tick was too loud so I had it stopped” |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3622 |
I prefer 'Healing Time' to 'The Doomsday Clock'. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3623 |
What do you feel are your biggest tics? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3624 |
Pace yourself. These things take time. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3625 |
I’m a mess. Big time. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3626 |
My mantra is, “When your time is up, it’s up.” |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3627 |
And just like that, Doc it was somehow our anniversary AGAIN smh |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3628 |
Don’t let time pressure you to express your feelings! |
1.1566 |
0.05279 |
83 |
74 |
5 |
4 |
3629 |
I think Freud failed to realize the importance of the 50 minute time limit for sharing my traumas |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3630 |
I used to have a cuckoo clock but found it made my patients a bit jumpy |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3631 |
Well, that's it. Big time. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3632 |
I was sick of my view of the parking lot. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3633 |
It’s a memento mori! |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3634 |
Big Ben says-it's almost times up! |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3635 |
What do you see when you look at the clock? You have 8 minutes and 3 seconds left. You'll be billed even if you don't tell me. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3636 |
The clock was a gift from one of my big clients. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3637 |
I see, well let’s talk more about this being clock-blocked |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3638 |
I just see a big clock, please say more why it’s triggering your fears that everyone thinks you’re boring |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3639 |
Your feelings of “never enough time” - let’s take a moment to explore that. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3640 |
Stress is worse under time pressure, so talk fast. |
1.1562 |
0.03725 |
96 |
81 |
15 |
0 |
3641 |
I’m not a fanatic about time. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
3642 |
Yes, in the greater sense of things, it's possible that time is just an illusion. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3643 |
You're not alone, Tim -- we're all dealing with inflation. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3644 |
No, Jim, time is only important when yer in jail or pregnant. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
3645 |
You know, most of my patients express this same anxious fixation on time... |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3646 |
We've got a few minutes left. Let's wrap up those early childhood traumas! |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3647 |
We have two minutes and 56 seconds left. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3648 |
On the count of 3, you will wake up and remember nothing of this session. '1...2...' " |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3649 |
Autocracy… climate devastation… civil war…Let’s just focus on your own demise. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3650 |
PATIENCE, JOHN! |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3651 |
It’s not about the time. It’s about when your time is through. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3652 |
I now charge by the minute. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3653 |
My special clock gets larger every time it senses your not being forthright with me. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3654 |
Wake up Nathan dear, it’s my turn to be the patient. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3655 |
Seven minutes to Wapner. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3656 |
You're 2 minutes over. Your neurosis may be working overtime, but I'm not going to. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3657 |
You have three minutes left. It'll drive me crazy if you don't get to the punchline. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3658 |
Time is relative, so this tells me you have a lot of issues with your family. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3659 |
You've got big time issues, that's why you need a big time therapist. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3660 |
Time isn't money for my billionaire clients |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3661 |
Sorry to interrupt, but do any of the other personalities want to rebut Frank for the rest of the hour? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3662 |
Alright, fine, I may have A thing, as you call it, about time |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3663 |
Now you can be the one who says 'we'll need to stop there'. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3664 |
Doctor, do you feel it was appropriate to mention from your couch that the five minutes of our role-play is almost up? |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3665 |
Time and tide wait for no man! |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3666 |
The end of democracy, another pandemic, climate disaster, nuclear war. You pick. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3667 |
Seven to six? I thought the judge said six to seven |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3668 |
“I guess Myopia is a paradigm”. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3669 |
And when did you first notice problems with your sixty-second wife? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3670 |
Yes, it’s big—been enjoying the clock tower office though. Anyhow, you’re actually 7 minutes over. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3671 |
I tried the big clock but no, it doesn’t make it more interesting. |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3672 |
Lots of time. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3673 |
My patients are the only cuckoos on the clock. |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
3674 |
I want to call a clock, a clock. |
1.1556 |
0.04975 |
90 |
80 |
6 |
4 |
3675 |
No! I am not going to say anything about my sex life. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3676 |
You don't want to be there when the alarm goes off at 6, so try to wrap things up. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3677 |
Mr Goodaker, time is absolutely on your side”. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3678 |
There is no discount if you sleep. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3679 |
Try to focus on your childhood, and not on my ridiculously enormous clock. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3680 |
My next appointment is at 6. Talk fast. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
3681 |
Oh, that. A former patient regulates Big Ben's clocks. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
3682 |
Well I guess I can’t say I lost track of time. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3683 |
The essence of your treatment is just a matter of time”. Jerome Korenblatt, Westchester County, New York |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3684 |
time doesn't matter. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3685 |
My father was German. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3686 |
You’re really going deep here, Melvin, but as you can see our time is up for today. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3687 |
What are you typically thinking about just before six – I mean sex. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
3688 |
My apologies, insurance companies now require us to charge by the second. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
3689 |
25 or 6 to 4 is your response to this Rorschach test. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
3690 |
Your self-consciousness about time is hindering our progress. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3691 |
I take it you charge by the hour. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3692 |
Think of it as art … no pressure. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3693 |
You better hurry up and catch that bus |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3694 |
Don’t worry, I’m keeping an eye on the time. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3695 |
When I said imagine the big time, I didn't mean literally. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3696 |
I always feel wound up. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3697 |
I could, as well, have an analog fixation." |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3698 |
As you may have noticed, our time is up |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3699 |
you have seven minutes to tell me what your problem is |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3700 |
Time is on your side,yes it is. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3701 |
Second hands are big these days |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3702 |
We have about seven minutes left to make a breakthrough |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3703 |
It triggered me when you said 'it's almost six.' |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
3704 |
Please don't let yourself get distracted by my enormous clock. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3705 |
Your obsession with TikTok is totally normal. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3706 |
Let’s talk about the elephant’s timepiece in the room. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3707 |
it’s like the sun, except we can stare directly at it and watch your session tick tock away by the minute |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3708 |
To stop those yelp reviews that say 'our time wasn't worth it' |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3709 |
Relax. There's all the time in the world. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
3710 |
Like it? It reflects my new hourly rate increase. |
1.1546 |
0.04935 |
97 |
87 |
5 |
5 |
3711 |
la sua consueta paura che il tempo le sfugga ... |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3712 |
Today I feel it is best to start applying some aversion therapy techniques to better deal with your time management obsession. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3713 |
Your clock therapy is almost over. You appear more calm. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3714 |
I love that big sound when the alarm goes off. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
3715 |
It was the practice management consultant's first suggested improvement. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3716 |
Last week all you talked about was the passage of time. This week you seem preoccupied with deadlines. What gives? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3717 |
That Clock? Just a reminder we can't turn back time. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3718 |
You can just totally relax and forget about any anxiety you have about time pressure until the big alarm goes off in 7 minutes and 54 seconds. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3719 |
Your mother - really? Tell me a little more. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3720 |
You work at a help desk, but you feel completely ineffective. I understand |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3721 |
With each tick of the clock, your soul is relieved of stress and your credit card is charged .75 cents...sweet deams |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3722 |
I’m sorry, but that’s not all the time we have. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3723 |
It's almost six o'clock, in case you're wondering. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3724 |
As you can see, we still have seven minutes. That should be more than enough time for you to pull everything together in this our final session, neatly summarizing all that you have learned in our ten years of work. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3725 |
You can stop the clock but not time |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3726 |
Yeah - but are your problems as big as my clock? |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3727 |
When your session is up but your subconscious wants to hang around for overtime. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3728 |
You haven't said anything for almost an hour. You have about seven minutes to spill your guts so that I can try to help you. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3729 |
I turn on its chimes when I'm using shock therapy. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3730 |
My therapist told me that a big clock saves a lot of time. Her patients spent less time staring at a clock that they could see easily |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3731 |
You might as well face reality, and make a go or no go decision |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3732 |
Yes, Happy Hour is over at 6 and then you will be back to paying your usual rate. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3733 |
Remind me. What's the skinny arm? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3734 |
Oh look, YMCA… |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3735 |
Time isn’t after us, Mr Byrne. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3736 |
You should see my refrigerator. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3737 |
I realized I wasn't the only one watching the clock during sessions and found this on Amazon. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3738 |
You have 360 days and 3 hours to prepare to spend Christmas with your family again.🎄 |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3739 |
Why do you keep saying that time is like Cronus and devours its children? |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3740 |
Hey Doc, did you get that clock at Home Goods?They really have everything there. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
3741 |
These nervous tics you describe seem to arise from things you’ve heard second-hand rather than first-hand experiences. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3742 |
When the minute hand reaches 12, it's programmed to fall on you. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
3743 |
In case you’re wondering, I am charging by the second. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
3744 |
My yes, I do have a side business teaching young people how to read analog clocks. Why do you ask? |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
3745 |
I feel the decor should reflect my hourly. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3746 |
What's been stressing me out recently is how to explain all my issues within one hour |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3747 |
Hooooowwwww loooooooonnggg haaaaaaave youuuuuuuu fellllllllllt thiiiiiiiiisssss sennnnnnssssse offfffffff tiiiiiiiimmmmmme diiiilllllllaaaaaaatiooooooonnnnn? |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3748 |
That's all the time we have, and I really, really mean it! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3749 |
Overtime rates apply past wine-thirty. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3750 |
No, not yet. I have seven more minutes to tell you how to live your life. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3751 |
Tell me about the time ... |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3752 |
Got it from a railway station... |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3753 |
Because it’s five o’clock somewhere and you’re cutting in on my time! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3754 |
Well, doctor. I don’t watch the clock often … but, sometimes … |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3755 |
I forgot to mention, don't worry about the time. |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3756 |
Please set the arms to the time it all began. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3757 |
This room isn't quite emitting that Kramers-Wannier duality vibe the listing described. Would the sellers consider lowering the price to offset the cost of a Jordan-Wigner transformation? |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3758 |
Can’t ever escape the tick tock, whether it’s social media or... |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3759 |
Do you sometimes think about your own mortality? |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3760 |
Don’t worry, I’ve got time. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3761 |
So Bob, tell me more about this 'rat race' feeling. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3762 |
Patient: Doc, I have tried mindfulness and living in the moment, but none of it is working. I still feel like my life is escaping me, minute by minute.
Doc: 10...9...8... |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3763 |
Don't mind that. It helps remind me about what's important in life. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3764 |
By the way, that will be $150 a minute. |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3765 |
Yeah, time keeps clanking away. |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
3766 |
Now that you mention it, I do think it makes me more conscious of the time. But what is consciousness? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3767 |
I'm sorry but that's all the time we have for today. I have to squeeze in another patient to pay for that giant clock. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3768 |
Time flies when you're facing your demons! |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3769 |
Sometimes a clock hand is just a clock hand. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3770 |
So is this how therapists compensate for their small…uhm…pens? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3771 |
Its accuracy can't be trusted--it's made by Big Timex. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3772 |
It's ok, we all amplify the issues in our mind. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
3773 |
Patient: Is that a Basquiat?
Therapist: No, it's right twice a day |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
3774 |
You don't notice it's fast. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3775 |
You're exaggerating! |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3776 |
It was a gift from a late patient. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3777 |
Could you please stay focused and stop talking about your love life? |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3778 |
IT MAY SEEM A BIT HEAVY HANDED. BUT I CAN"T THINK OF ANY OTHER WAY TO GET YOU TO .... OR GET OFF THE POT. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3779 |
Doctor, how much time do I have left? |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3780 |
Your hour is almost up. Turn the minute hand if you'd like to continue. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3781 |
Looks like our up is time. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3782 |
So, look at the time we will have to have to talk about your wife running away with the tennis instructor next week. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3783 |
We have time for 5 sprint topics of your choice. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3784 |
My tablet is unhappy. Apparently, the clock doesn't respond to WiFi. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3785 |
Don't worry, that's only for clients with big-time problems. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3786 |
You say that your life is filled with stress. Tell me about it . . . in seven and a half minutes or less. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3787 |
I think we are near the end of your session. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3788 |
The hour is upon us. We only have pressing seconds to discuss the most minute details of your past. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3789 |
It was either that or a watercolor of your divorce. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3790 |
As you can clearly see, we’re almost out of time so please don’t bring up anything important. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3791 |
It helps me deal with my time anxiety. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
3792 |
You must bill by the hour |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3793 |
Can you fill me in on the rest of your life in the seven and a half minutes remaining? |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
3794 |
I heard that Freud was really into “Six.” |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3795 |
From where I sit, your problem is shrinking fast... |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
3796 |
Don't look at the clock. Time is not a
priority here. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3797 |
Why? So you won’t lose concentration looking out the big window behind it. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3798 |
Does the stroke of 5:53:04 make you feel sexually inadequate, Mr. Murray? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3799 |
Isn't it suppose to be Ten of Ten?" |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3800 |
Yes, I am aware that TikTok is taking up all of my time. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3801 |
My clients under 30 never know when time’s up. This rubs it in. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
3802 |
Just a subtle reminder of how many dollars the awkward silences will cost you per minute. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3803 |
The future may be clearer than you think. |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
3804 |
You have seven more minutes to tell me why you’re so messed up. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
3805 |
Your typical male fantasy is unattainable. The closest you’ll get is this enormous clock. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
3806 |
So how do YOU feel about the world ending?” Asks the psychologist |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
3807 |
I think I might be clock blocked, but with analog it's hard to tell. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
3808 |
I’m sorry Fred but you have to get comfortable with the constraints of modern society. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
3809 |
I ordered oversized diplomas, but they haven't arrived yet. |
1.1512 |
0.03885 |
86 |
73 |
13 |
0 |
3810 |
It was either that or space. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
3811 |
We're closing in 5 minutes. Get to the point! |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
3812 |
What makes you say that time is not on your side? |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
3813 |
Your future's looking up. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3814 |
I guarantee that this chronometer therapy will cure your habitual lateness. I just can't tell you how long it will take. |
1.1507 |
0.05744 |
73 |
66 |
3 |
4 |
3815 |
I can't be late for Frazier reruns at 6:00. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3816 |
It's a loaner. The rose window's in for repairs. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3817 |
I wish I could go back in time too. For other reasons… |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3818 |
Gee, Ben gets bigger every year. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3819 |
Watching the clock does not solve your problems, it just adds to your bill. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3820 |
this is not a sleep session 1 |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3821 |
I use it for patients with intense fear of clocks |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3822 |
At this point Mr. Daniels I need a therapist. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3823 |
Hey wow, that's a really big clock. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3824 |
Are your hourly rates getting bigger too? |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3825 |
Tempus Huge-It. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3826 |
I feel like my time keeps ticking, you know? |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3827 |
Hold that thought until next session…. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3828 |
I understand you are nostalgic about the fleeting nature of time. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3829 |
It's the cost of the batteries that counts. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3830 |
It’s for my younger clients |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3831 |
A watched clock never boils |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3832 |
It was a gift from a former patient who wanted to thank me big time. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3833 |
Well, a mother never stops. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
3834 |
These Salvador Dali Night Terrors are killing me Doctor!! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
3835 |
I think in a few minutes we both can call it a day. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3836 |
I see, well, you know. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3837 |
Remember when you told me about your constant fear of running out of time? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3838 |
Hold that personality. I'll see you two weeks" .. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3839 |
That's right, when the widdle hand reaches the top, your time is up. Now, back to your mother. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3840 |
It was a gift from a patient; she thought she was a giant. |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
3841 |
You may never reach the big time. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3842 |
Oh my, I just happened to notice the time...our hour is almost up! |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
3843 |
Welcome to our first session to treat your fear of being killed by a giant clock. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3844 |
In the brief 10 seconds that we have left please tell me about your childhood |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3845 |
Are you on TikTok? |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3846 |
Ah yes, that's because patients kept complaining we were running out of time. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3847 |
Always say I love you. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3848 |
Talk fast. You have seven and a half minutes left. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3849 |
Yes,I am a bit of a clock watcher.
Bob Stevens, San Antonio, TX |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3850 |
Fortunately you won't be needing hypnosis today. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to swing that thing . |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3851 |
You have six more minutes to get well. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3852 |
All my patients can say, “Time is on my side” |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
3853 |
Our time is nearly up, so I’ll cut to the chase: inadequacy shminadequacy. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3854 |
You have six minutes 57 seconds to nail the shot at the buzzer. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
3855 |
Dont be distracted by that.....its just a subtlee reminder that life is fleeting |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
3856 |
Patients complained I was glancing at my watch too often. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3857 |
Contrary to what you say Dr. I think it's broken. Isn't it suppose to be a 45 minute session? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3858 |
There is seven minutes left to cure your fear of confrontation. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3859 |
I'll be honest, this is a big time for me |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3860 |
It's 2024, time is money and no one's trying to hide it. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3861 |
Time is just a construct, Barry |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3862 |
Patient: The clock seems judgmental. Therapist: Oh, that old thing? It's just counting the moments until your next brilliant revelation. No pressure! |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3863 |
You think your anxious now. Wait 7 minutes for the cuckoo. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3864 |
Each tick of the clock is to help you focus on the present and to remind me that I just earned another 25¢. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3865 |
YOU NOW HAVE 5 AND A HALF MINUTES TO TELL THE TRUTH |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
3866 |
Oh that's what you meant by, "if I wanted 'extra' time at my next appointment." |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
3867 |
Try to stay focussed in the moment |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3868 |
Let's take a look at the minutes from our last meeting |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3869 |
Sorry but after 50 minutes your "hour" is up. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3870 |
No sense getting up to go to bed! |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3871 |
Even with all the time in the world, doc, there isn't enough time to do all the things I don't want to do |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3872 |
Seven more one-hour sessions and I’m closing the case on your sad ass. Please continue. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3873 |
It helps me remember to save 5 minutes to transcribe my doodles. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3874 |
Yes, this is much better: I worried when you wore it on your wrist. |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3875 |
i keep having these hallucinations of a very large clock |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3876 |
Go ahead, you were saying something about your mother? |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3877 |
Y'know each time I look at that clock I feel worse- I'm not coming back here any more! |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3878 |
It is both a little fast and a little big. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3879 |
Big time complainer |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3880 |
I see our time is up without my glasses. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3881 |
The clock remains still, it’s the room that turns - does that bother you? |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3882 |
The clock used to be owned by Cary Grant |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3883 |
We have five minutes left if you want to discuss solutions to your current problems. But I suggest we continue unpacking your toddler years. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3884 |
Looks like we’re almost out of time for this week |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3885 |
So tell me, where is all this pressure coming from? |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
3886 |
It's our concrete representation of how counseling pays off: big-time. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3887 |
Once the big hand hits 12, it's $2 a minute |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3888 |
Because some visitors forget I'm a therapist. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3889 |
WHEN I COUNT TO THREE, YOU WILL AWAKEN REFRESHED, CONFIDENT, AND UNAFRAID OF LOUD OVERSIZED OBJECTS!!!!! |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3890 |
It was a gift from one of my big time clients. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3891 |
You seem preoccupied by the passage of time. Talk about that. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3892 |
I wanted to remind patients that my time is more precious than their problems. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3893 |
Good thing time doesn’t heal psychic wounds. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3894 |
It helps me track efficient patient epiphanies. They really start to trail off about now. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3895 |
I bill by the second. I just wanted you to see it and not be stressed out or have any anxiety about this session. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3896 |
Yes, it does seem to address your sense of ennui, but really, it's just that I charge by the minute. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3897 |
It will help you with your tardiness to work but it can really mess with your sleep. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3898 |
I find that it prevents malingering. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3899 |
Let’s explore this recurring feeling of time bearing down you. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3900 |
So....you took the pill 4 hours ago? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3901 |
Close your eyes and try not to think of a giant clock |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3902 |
My advice to you; timing is everything in life! |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3903 |
You seem inordinately pressured with the length of your sessions, and I need some help understanding where this is coming from. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3904 |
Hmm, I'm not familiar with Chronomentrophobia. What is that? |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3905 |
Remember that time is relative, even size wise. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3906 |
(in shrink's thought bubble) 10 more minutes to get my steps in... |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
3907 |
My office worker patients love it. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3908 |
Gosh, it that the time! We'll take the extra off next week's. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3909 |
Yes, I’ve raised my rate but you get more time. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3910 |
Calm down, Mr. Andrews. I assure you I said that life is like this big clock. Clock, Mr. Andrews, with an L. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3911 |
Sorry, my pocket watch is out for repair. Just shake your head back and forth a few times and let me know when you’re starting to feel sleepy. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3912 |
You're right. Time is money. |
1.1477 |
0.03804 |
88 |
75 |
13 |
0 |
3913 |
It's called exposure therapy. I expose you to how much time we have left and you focus more on the therapy than on everything else in your life. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3914 |
Well, as you can see, our time is almost up. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3915 |
You have seven minutes left to come up with a mommy issue." |
1.1477 |
0.03804 |
88 |
75 |
13 |
0 |
3916 |
For all my patients who claim they don't have enough time in the day this usually suffices. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3917 |
Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when the session is almost over. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3918 |
Get off work at six. I'll take another nap then. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3919 |
And is that second hand in the room with us? |
1.1477 |
0.04992 |
88 |
79 |
5 |
4 |
3920 |
A dramatization, enlarged to show texture |
1.1474 |
0.03656 |
95 |
81 |
14 |
0 |
3921 |
Now we can both see how much time we are wasting |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3922 |
You've got five minutes to tell me your problems, after that I'm taking off my pants and opening a bottle of wine. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3923 |
It's there for my time management averse patients to fixate on. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3924 |
Your nap will have to end -- we've gone two minutes over our allotted time |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3925 |
Harold Lloyd was my grandfather. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3926 |
Now, how about when the big hand points straight up? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3927 |
wakey wakey...time's almost up! |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3928 |
Please tell me
Time Is up |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3929 |
I charge by the minute. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3930 |
Time has started to weigh me down, doc |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3931 |
it looks like time's up for today. It also looks like it's very big. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3932 |
Because you're a bit of a long talker... |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3933 |
Please hurry with your story. I need to get to the pedicurist. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3934 |
What triggers your feeling that "time is running out"? |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3935 |
My Decorator has early onset wisenheimers. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3936 |
wheat time is cocktail hour |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3937 |
Time's up. Do you see it as a penis or not? |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3938 |
Who do you hear, Steve Miller, Pink Floyd, or Jim Croce? |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3939 |
I listen very carefully to every word you say. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3940 |
If you're interested, we are now offering a late check-out. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3941 |
So you feel that people are always rushing you, as if you have a giant clock hanging over your head. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3942 |
I feel like we are on the verge of a breakout, Donald...I mean breakthrough! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3943 |
When I say 'go', list every authority figure who has ever made you question your self-worth. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3944 |
Doomsday is the new Tuesday. Amirite? |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3945 |
I'm hungry". " Me too... |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3946 |
Oops…time’s up |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3947 |
So let’s talk about how this new preoccupation that ‘time is money’ started.” |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3948 |
You have seven minutes left to come to terms with your anxiety. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3949 |
Well I heard about dentists giving out candy,so as a specialist in time anxiety,this seemed like the natural next step. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3950 |
Welp, that’s our time. I’m just trying to role model healthy boundaries, and self-care |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3951 |
I know.. time goes by ever so slowly and each second only costs a dollar. Surely there’s more to life |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3952 |
Doc, I appreciate that you don't check your watch while I'm talking, but I can't help feeling like you're still watching the clock. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3953 |
I'm all ears for 15 more minutes; after that, you'll need to pay an additional £50 per hour. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3954 |
You see a portrait of your mother? Well,your time is up but we will need to continue this next week and for at least 520 more sessions. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3955 |
Sorry, our 50 minute hour is up. |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3956 |
I’m fashionably late for my existential crises |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3957 |
This is the cognition test I give before actual counseling can begin, whereby I can reasonably expect to be paid.
Now, when the big hand is where it is, and the little hand is where it is, what time is it? |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3958 |
You've got 8 minutes left to tell me why you hate your mother. |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3959 |
Would you like to share now?"
Donnelle McGee, Sacramento, CA |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3960 |
It tends to focus the mind - sort of like an impending execution... |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3961 |
this is the time. |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3962 |
So I never miss happy hour… dollar oysters for another seven minutes, want to share a dozen? |
1.1463 |
0.03927 |
82 |
70 |
12 |
0 |
3963 |
I think it's time for you to get a smaller clock, doc. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3964 |
Just gimme 5 minutes more. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3965 |
Ok you can open them now. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3966 |
Did you steal this clock from the Eras tour? |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3967 |
We have more than a little time left. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3968 |
I realize your life is not run by the clock but you are 3 minutes and 4 seconds over. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
3969 |
My six o'clock is here already. Tell me how you feel about THAT! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3970 |
I thought we’d try some immersion therapy to help with your fear of feeling rushed |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3971 |
It’s transference o’clock somewhere. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3972 |
The secret is ; ignore time ! |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3973 |
The little hand is approaching 6 and the big hand is nearing 11. At least I’m learning how to tell time in these sessions. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3974 |
We had a small one, but people wouldn’t shut up about it |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3975 |
I just feel like it’s time… |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
3976 |
I still can't get nearsighted and farsighted straight. And I'm not Gay. |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
3977 |
How long have you felt like this? |
1.1456 |
0.03755 |
103 |
89 |
13 |
1 |
3978 |
Your session ended two minutes and three seconds ago. Goodbye |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
3979 |
OK, but before you get into all that, please note that we're past the two-minute warning. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3980 |
I'm told this tick-tock will attract younger clients. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3981 |
I think it helps us remember to "be in the moment" |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3982 |
Thanks for the gift. One heckuva hint, isn't it? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3983 |
If you hear ticking that means it’s working |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3984 |
My 'session's over' alarm is loud enough to wake us both up! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3985 |
So it looks like we'll have to pick it up from there next time. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3986 |
Husband is next - as soon as I get home.... |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3987 |
Sorry about the loud ticking. Your childhood stories tend to drag and I just wanted to ensure we didn't go over. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3988 |
So, are you ready to turn back the clock? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3989 |
It’s time to wrap it up…
But we just got through my first day of kindergarten !?!? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3990 |
Okay, so in your remaining 749 1/2 seconds
left, what will you be working on this week?
-sk
Whidbey Island W |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3991 |
You really think that one day we will run out of time in the world?! Ha, that’s just like the time you said that “Man have landed on the moon! |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3992 |
Too bad. As Einstein would say, I have the space but not the time. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3993 |
I hate to tell you this, Chris, but that’s actually the average size.” |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3994 |
It was a gift. Just ignore it! |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3995 |
Do you see what I see? |
1.1449 |
0.05569 |
69 |
62 |
4 |
3 |
3996 |
Aren’t you glad it’s Friday? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3997 |
It's so we can focus on your time with me, and not the money it's costing you.... |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3998 |
Think of it as giving you more time for your money. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3999 |
My clock finally made the big time. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
4000 |
It's up to you, dinner or breakfast? |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
4001 |
It almost seems that time stops during our sessions. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
4002 |
We're good—what's undone is done. Time now for just chatting. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4003 |
If we stop here, you can still get down to Buffalo Wild Wings for the deal where you get 20 wings and a 20 oz IPA for $20. And honestly, that'll probably stop you from killing yourself more than anything I can say. You didn't really mean that, right? |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
4004 |
As the day comes to an end, you have very little time left to look on the bright side. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
4005 |
We're under seven minutes. Speak. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
4006 |
It’s time for me to be right. |
1.1449 |
0.05569 |
69 |
62 |
4 |
3 |
4007 |
Is the lost time here with us? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4008 |
Oh look, another hour of my life I'll never get back. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4009 |
Only eight minutes till dinnertime and the end of your diet. Feel better? That'll be $200. |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
4010 |
Well, the clock says it's time to close now
I guess I'd better go now
I'd really like to stay here all night
All night |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4011 |
Really? Most patients find the unrelenting march of time to be soothing. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4012 |
Time flies when you’re having fun. |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
4013 |
Live in the monent |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4014 |
Yes, I know. But I prefer Daylight Savings Time. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4015 |
I’d like to know why you feel I’m only in it for the money? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4016 |
Oh my no, you're id clock is much smaller. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4017 |
Just a little reminder that our time is nearly up. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4018 |
You hear it ticking, I hear it going “Cha-ching! Cha-ching!” |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4019 |
Tell me more about that time. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4020 |
It reminds us both that I am on the clock. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4021 |
In the future please keep your epiphanies within the fifty minutes allotted to you. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4022 |
By the way, I bill by the nanosecond. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4023 |
Relax! You still have 10 minutes and 23.5 seconds left. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4024 |
You seem overly concerned about running out of time. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4025 |
The problem is, we think we have time. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4026 |
Yes, seconds count. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
4027 |
Looks like High Tide is coming soon ! |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
4028 |
I admit to Grand Clock envy. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
4029 |
Now, let's talk about that out-sized ego. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4030 |
I'm facilitating your fantasy of hitting the big time. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4031 |
I like my patients to learn the importance of timely recall of childhood trumas. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4032 |
So, I can just 'will' my hands to get bigger? |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4033 |
If it doesn't motivate patient breakthroughs I'll add my accumulating fee to the dial. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4034 |
Your clock is too big. |
1.1446 |
0.04889 |
83 |
74 |
6 |
3 |
4035 |
Of course I want you to feel completely unrushed when you're here... |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
4036 |
Eight minutes remain for us to uncover the unconscious motive for why you chose to say what you did. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
4037 |
Does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care? |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
4038 |
Ok,Ok,Mr. Ibn-Had,but just slow down some,please. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
4039 |
Well, I’ve somehow missed the 50 minute hour |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
4040 |
I needed a reminder that time is of the essence. |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
4041 |
Being permanently on Eastern Daylight Time will be a Godsend. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
4042 |
I think we should reduce your dosage of olanzapine; I assure you, there is no large "flying clock" outside the window... but if there were, it would be slow because it's 6 o'clock and our time is up. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4043 |
You got a 52-minute hour to cover any holiday depression. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
4044 |
your time is my time.......... |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4045 |
No. There is no such thing. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4046 |
''Flavor Flav gave it to me as a gift.'' |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4047 |
It's a distraction. I'm giving you something new to obsess about. You're welcome. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4048 |
We're two minutes past the fifty minute hour. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4049 |
Really it's to benefit you; I bill by the minute after the hour is up. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4050 |
mr. Hackelburg, I know you think that’s the most comfortable couch you’ve ever laid on but you’ve been there for four hours! Please! I’ve got to get home and feed my cats! |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4051 |
Seven minutes to "Happy Hour" |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4052 |
Doctor: Tell me what you feel, Roger, when you see that huge clock?
Roger: I can't believe I'm paying you by the hour for these sessions! |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
4053 |
"Relax and tell me all about it. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
4054 |
Can you get to the point, please? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4055 |
Last call for our happy hour well specials. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4056 |
I don't care what the critics say, I liked Rango. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4057 |
It seems that the passage of time looms large in your view. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4058 |
Annnnnnnnd we're done. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4059 |
Seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds until I can be myself again and be free from all kvetches! |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
4060 |
Brace yourself for the six o’clock alarm. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
4061 |
Don't you think it's about time? |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4062 |
Some of my other patients kept running over on time. So anyway, let's talk about your chronophobia. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
4063 |
Remember, I bill by the minute. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4064 |
You’re not getting one minute more than insurance covers. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4065 |
50 minutes means 50 minutes. I’m
Hungry! |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4066 |
Sam's therapist charges big hours per buck but it's definitely worth the time |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4067 |
"It gives off a loud CUCKOO when your session is over. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4068 |
Actually, Jack, the session ends at six o'clock, not sex o'clock. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4069 |
I decided to replace my gas light, with this teeny tiny clock. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4070 |
Time is not up. Or down. Time is eternal, everywhere all the time. |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4071 |
The loud ticking keeps me awake while you bare your soul. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4072 |
For those who battle depression, it serves as a reminder of how they've overcome the financial pressure each of these sessions bestows onto their life." |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4073 |
Now, imagine your head is at 12 o'clock and the big hand is a guillotine blade. Where would you put the big hand in terms of your anxiety level? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
4074 |
You might want to cover your ears when the hour’s up. The timer is really, really loud! |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
4075 |
Psych ward clocks, depressed, nudge like anxious calendars. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4076 |
Well, it has reduced billing discrepancies. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4077 |
Welcome to the big time... |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
4078 |
Do you believe time is hanging over you? |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4079 |
I wanted to probe a bit on the time-blindness you've been experiencing. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4080 |
Your time is almost up. Now let's talk about you. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
4081 |
Just wanted to make sure you are aware when our time is up. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4082 |
Your wife doesn't love you. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4083 |
You’re getting very, VERY sleepy. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4084 |
No, that's your gender. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4085 |
Some of my patients are myopic. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4086 |
With the big hand ticking of my fee, there's no more free association. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4087 |
Yes, it has been argued that time is just a human construct. Regardless, Carl, our time is almost up. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4088 |
Yes, it has cut down on billing disputes. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
4089 |
Why do you say something huge looms over you in life? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
4090 |
Why don’t we continue on your passive-aggressiveness next time? |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
4091 |
Shall I get you your sweater now? |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4092 |
So, Mr. Tock... you say you've developped a nervous 'tick' since our last session... |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
4093 |
Do we have time for a micro dose? |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
4094 |
It's been seven hours and 15 days . . . |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
4095 |
There's something wrong with you big time. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4096 |
I see our time is almost up. I think a brisk walk around the block and some meditation would do wonders for you. Me: I'm paying for this? |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4097 |
Oh, it's nearly Hammertime! |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
4098 |
I like to keep a clear time boundary. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4099 |
I'm afraid that's all the time we have for this session |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
4100 |
Time’s weighing heavily upon me |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4101 |
I fear I started my new years countdown too early. |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
4102 |
I usually stop listening between 5:51 and 5:53. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
4103 |
So you’re saying, ‘time is on my side’ |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
4104 |
Unfortunately, inflation has affected my time, as well |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
4105 |
Not sure if you noticed, but we're almost out of time.. |
1.1429 |
0.05457 |
77 |
70 |
3 |
4 |
4106 |
Do you know the time? I left my phone in the car. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
4107 |
Try not to think about my rate. |
1.1413 |
0.03652 |
92 |
79 |
13 |
0 |
4108 |
It does an our in 50 minutes. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4109 |
Since everyone "felt unheard" when I checked my watch... |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
4110 |
Yeah sorry, that's on loan. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4111 |
Stop wishing it backwards. I will not help, even your fee. |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
4112 |
Your memory test demands you tell me the time, regardless of you growing up knowing only digital. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4113 |
I really struggle to see this as nearly 1800 when it is so clearly only 6. |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
4114 |
„Every second counts!“ |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
4115 |
I'm just stealing your money at this point...:) |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
4116 |
It's a leap year time warp. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4117 |
No wonder she’s out of network |
1.1412 |
0.04779 |
85 |
76 |
6 |
3 |
4118 |
My time is your time. |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
4119 |
Yes, I see that time is very much on your side Mr. Turner, but we've still run out of it. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
4120 |
How, exactly, is your latent homosexuality aroused by that big black clock? |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
4121 |
Tick, tick, tick. |
1.1410 |
0.05390 |
78 |
71 |
3 |
4 |
4122 |
I go by Vienna time. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4123 |
So...You were dreaming about a clock that was about to fall on you? How did that make you feel? |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4124 |
When we go over 30 seconds you will be charged for another full hour. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4125 |
I messed up- big time. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
4126 |
It started when I received my first Department 56 Snow Village piece. All the clocks I see are set to five minutes to six. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4127 |
Time. What’s it good for? |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4128 |
Oh look! It's almost time for me to go home and drown a days work of listening to peoples problem in vodka. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4129 |
The clock drives you crazy? You should see the electric bill. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4130 |
`I'm a big time analyst |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4131 |
And that's the time we have, Gary. I hope this cures your phobia of clocks. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4132 |
No, it’s actually been getting smaller this whole time. What do you think that means? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
4133 |
It's a Christmas present from my family. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4134 |
Wake me up in 10. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
4135 |
Don’t mind that, our insurance requires we install that in every consultation room. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
4136 |
Your problem is you have no internal clock. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4137 |
Just so you know, it has an alarm if you fall asleep. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
4138 |
Today, I'd like to work on reading and recognizing nonverbal cues. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4139 |
What Does It Look Like To You? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4140 |
If that scares you now, wait until the hour is up. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4141 |
I hear what you're saying but just because the clock hands resemble two female symbols doesn't mean we should blame your mother. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4142 |
This used to be the law office of Bill, Baby, Bill! |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4143 |
Yes, I'm sure we can get your OCD under control, and I'll have to charge you for the three seconds we went over. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4144 |
After my last patient jumped we had to cover up the window. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4145 |
Do you ever feel time weighing you down? |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4146 |
For some reason I seem to feel more cuckoo than usual when I'm here. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4147 |
Longevity…tick, tick… |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4148 |
Anything else before Happy Hour ends? |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4149 |
It's for my patients with time blindness |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4150 |
We have to watch the clock. I charge for every 3 minutes,including the chitchat at the beginning. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4151 |
Yeah, I think it's time for a break! |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4152 |
You’ve been staring at the clock for years. You can have it. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4153 |
Yes, I wish I had a face that doesn’t age, too. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4154 |
It’s time for you to become hopelessly despondent. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4155 |
I think I'm ready for happy hour |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4156 |
This therapy isn't very dynamic |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
4157 |
Steve just like I told you in the last session, I don’t watch the clock in our appointments the clock watches me |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4158 |
So time heals everything, huh? |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
4159 |
People find comfort when time is on their side. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4160 |
Why would you say you think you’ve been here too long? |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4161 |
This isn't helping my Chronomentrophobia |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
4162 |
OK, you've got seven minutes to explain to me why you're feeling like you're ruled by the clock. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
4163 |
Well Mr. Steven, instead of focusing on the size of the hands,
can you appreciate the motion of the strokes? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
4164 |
Most things are right in front of us, and we just need a little help in seeing them clearly. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
4165 |
I'm afraid making the big time has gone to your head, sir. |
1.1398 |
0.04735 |
93 |
84 |
5 |
4 |
4166 |
You say you feel invisible? Well look at the time! We'll have to continue with that next time. You can pay reception and schedule our next session on your way out! |
1.1398 |
0.04735 |
93 |
84 |
5 |
4 |
4167 |
My kids told me I should go big on TikTok |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
4168 |
So, you have a five minute fast phobia? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4169 |
Almost time to wake up. Sleep does wonders, doesn't it? |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
4170 |
You’re two minutes over your 50 minute hour. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4171 |
Better start waking up! |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4172 |
And is this decommissioned German tower clock in the room with us right now? |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
4173 |
Haste away and Namaste! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4174 |
Clock envy? |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4175 |
You shouldn’t feel that I’m rushing you! |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
4176 |
You have 2 and a half minutes to finish your dream" |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4177 |
'Can you see the time, Stanley?' |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4178 |
I think it might be time for me to get a new therapist |
1.1395 |
0.04726 |
86 |
77 |
6 |
3 |
4179 |
Your hour is almost up. |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4180 |
when will you get to the point? |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
4181 |
So you feel like you’re always losing time? |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
4182 |
Just so you know, I'm on time-and-a-half now. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4183 |
Just ignore it. The same way you ignore the fact that your mother was emotionally unavailable. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
4184 |
I give everyone a bonus 2 minutes |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4185 |
I know you think time is elusive, but I do charge by the hour. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4186 |
Well, we're out of time, now. I have to go to the Y. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4187 |
Let's just say I also have big-time issues! |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4188 |
What happened to the 50 minute hour? |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4189 |
Yes my rates can randomly go up, and yes the casino bus departs at 6. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4190 |
Don't worry about the time Mr Barnes , I'll let you know when the session is over |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4191 |
You seem obsessed with the passage of time. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
4192 |
I like being in sync with my patients. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
4193 |
Okay,now tell me about your trauma. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4194 |
Oh gee, I’m so sorry but I just noticed that we’ll have to stop there for today. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4195 |
Which hand is you, and which is your father?" |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4196 |
Time keeps on ticking, ticking into the future".. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4197 |
It's easy to see your time is up! |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4198 |
That is a picture of the new Apple Watch |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4199 |
Well, Mr Rogers we're going to have to explore why you feel time is weighting you down, but I see we're out of time. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
4200 |
When I said I wanted to learn about Tik Tok this isn’t what I had in mind. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4201 |
I love living in here away from the outside world. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
4202 |
Inside this clock tower was the cheapest space I could find plus it works practically and as a metaphor |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4203 |
We'll need to wrap things up now,Mr. Jones. Happy Hour is almost over. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4204 |
And this giant wall clock in the dream says what to you? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4205 |
Your problems are so fascinating I lost track of time |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4206 |
It's your personal doomsday clock. Tell me how you feel it's going. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4207 |
It's just you, me and the clock on the wall. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4208 |
The Whole Wall Clock |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4209 |
Let's go back now and talk about your grandfather. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4210 |
How could you know our time is almost up? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4211 |
Aren't I supposed to be the one over-compensating? |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
4212 |
We better wrap this up. That thing's about to bong. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
4213 |
Something tells me it's not I who should consider making a career change Dr Three Hundred and Fifty an hour. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
4214 |
Am I even going for therapy if I don't post a selfie with you in 5 sharp minutes on Instagram? |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
4215 |
I'm a Freudian. Bigger is better. |
1.1386 |
0.03455 |
101 |
87 |
14 |
0 |
4216 |
Whenever you're here, Harry, you obsess about time. Why do you think that is? |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
4217 |
I feel like my life is ticking away |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
4218 |
i hear if she thinks your interesting, she will give you another couple of minutes. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
4219 |
Aaaaahemmmm: finish your rant. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
4220 |
So what exactly is it you find arousing at the end of your workday? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
4221 |
A panic attack usually occurs whenever I picture myself turning into a mouse as the clock strikes twelve. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
4222 |
No, it's definitely not the dooms-day clock. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
4223 |
My family tree without the branches? You want the twig? |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
4224 |
Just in time for a midlife crisis, I’ll be seeing you more. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
4225 |
Interesting, let's analog about that. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
4226 |
It’s the silence that comes at a cost! |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
4227 |
You have a full two-and-a-half minutes to tell me why you think she left you and to whip out your credit card. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
4228 |
Are they still selling that clock at Costco? |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
4229 |
I'm perceiving some major clock envy. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4230 |
It's an ironic gift from a former patient; next time 47 minutes. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
4231 |
We’ve got three big minutes left |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4232 |
Tell me more about your fear of death. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4233 |
Time is money, hence this therapy session will cost you a fortune! |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
4234 |
Wendy I'm telling you, time really is on your side. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
4235 |
Let’s wrap this up before the alarm goes off. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4236 |
I like to make clear the amount of billable hours. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4237 |
Boring me? No, no... please continue Mr. Woolsey. I meant it when I said that 'time is on your side' -- just remember that my new rates go into effect as of midnight on January 1st. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4238 |
I’d suggest you move more quickly past the
breastfeeding issues. |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4239 |
Yes, you're making progress - big time! |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4240 |
So, why do you think we should replace it with a puppy calendar? |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4241 |
It runs backwards. It should help you overcome your fear of death. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4242 |
Time is money, especially when you are talking to your therapist. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4243 |
The size of the clock just represents my hourly rate graphically. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4244 |
Yes, I said you have time, but I didn't mean time for sleeping.
Robert A. Jablon / rcjablon@aol.com / 202-333-5332 |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4245 |
No, that’s not the Atomic Countdown Clock. It’s your medical deductible increasing by the minute. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4246 |
You have only a few minutes left in today’s session to blame your mother. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4247 |
Just 7 minutes to wake up. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4248 |
Actually, we are not out of time. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4249 |
With all due respect, Doctor, I think you are confused about the meaning of "Time is of the essence." |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
4250 |
Don't worry. That's bar time. |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
4251 |
man this clock is so fuckin big |
1.1375 |
0.05553 |
80 |
74 |
1 |
5 |
4252 |
When you hear the chime your hour is finished |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
4253 |
Your BS-ing time is almost over. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4254 |
Let’s explore this; what is it about the clock that you find “so big?” |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4255 |
When they said I could lease office space in Big Ben I thought they were cuckoo. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4256 |
Time weighs heavily on you, doesn't it? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4257 |
I see, Mr. Brodsky, your time is up. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4258 |
I've got to hand it to you - most clients can't stand the noise. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4259 |
Your billable hour is almost up. If you have anything to say, you should wake up now. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4260 |
What's the first thing that comes to your mind after getting over the fear of being hit by the second hand? |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4261 |
Your insurance coverage for this session ends in eight minutes. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4262 |
I get it. I pay by the hour. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4263 |
Don't worry, all of my clients have big time problems. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4264 |
Enough about your mother! |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4265 |
Does it make you feel anxious? |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4266 |
It was meant for a much bigger room. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4267 |
Well, I see we have just enough time left for
your bombshell. What is it this week? |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
4268 |
Actually, your time was up an hour ago. I haven't gotten around to resetting that after Daylight Savings Time ended. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4269 |
Your clock watching phobia is a major roadblock to a productive life, big time." |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4270 |
These homicidal triggers from herbs…you mentioned parsley, sage, rosemary….and time. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4271 |
What do you mean by a kiss is just a kiss? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4272 |
Your time is almost up say something |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4273 |
Ok, time to get to the election. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4274 |
Could you get to the point a bit more slowly? |
1.1370 |
0.05276 |
73 |
66 |
4 |
3 |
4275 |
Let's see if we can get to the bottom of your continual obsession with time. We have exactly 7 minutes and 56 seconds left in the session to get that done. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4276 |
11:23 Upside Down !!! |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4277 |
So I guess you are a big time psychiatrist. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4278 |
You have 7 minutes to wrap this up, |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4279 |
What is gaslighting? " "Am i a Narcissist? " " Um |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
4280 |
You have exactly one hour to express your deepest thoughts and most fragile emotions. Go! |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
4281 |
My problems would all be solved if I had a big clock. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
4282 |
Yes,my fee is based on a 52 minute hour. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4283 |
I wish you would look at the clock. That’s what it’s there for |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4284 |
I see you have three minutes to get to the point. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4285 |
I now know where the time goes. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
4286 |
I had requested digital. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
4287 |
When did your fear of analog appliances begin? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4288 |
Tell me how you feel about hitting the big time |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4289 |
So, you feel like someone is watching over you? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4290 |
Or it’s 57 after 5 |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
4291 |
I need your answer in 10 seconds. |
1.1364 |
0.04623 |
88 |
79 |
6 |
3 |
4292 |
Your clock is running fast. Can’t wait to get rid of me, I know. That’s why I came to you. Nobody likes me. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4293 |
We have 7 minutes until we both need to
start drinking heavily! |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4294 |
Don’t take it too personally; I am just taking a practical approach to reconnecting with my Texan heritage. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4295 |
And what makes you think that I squeeze money out of every possible minute of therapy? |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
4296 |
No,seriously,this is about you. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4297 |
Sir, if you are truly afraid to die, please refrain from watching your time run out. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4298 |
That’s our time, we’ll have to wait until next week to discuss your latest bad decions. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4299 |
I forgot to turn the clock back, so your time was up an hour ago. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4300 |
What do I want for dinner? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4301 |
We could try hypnotherapy, but I’m gonna need your help swinging it |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4302 |
Naptime is almost over. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4303 |
You've got 7 more minutes for a breakthrough, but to be honest, I doubt that you'll get there. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4304 |
Just to remind you, pressing the snooze button at 6pm does not extend our time, only my fee. |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
4305 |
Needless to say, our time is up. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
4306 |
don’t worry, it’s just a social construct |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
4307 |
Yes I know, I'm expensive, but my hours really matter. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
4308 |
I call it "tempus huge-it". |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
4309 |
My first earned dollar looked too tacky. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4310 |
Watch the second hand. Your eyelids are getting heavy. you are getting sleepy. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4311 |
I want you to feel the Big time big time,
So much larger than life. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4312 |
It's about time you asked! |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
4313 |
I think you need to make the most of your time. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4314 |
Your session this week is covered thanks to a generous donation from my sponsor, Omega |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4315 |
When it gets to six, plug your ears with all you got. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
4316 |
"Is this really how Tick Tock started." |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4317 |
It’s going to cost a lot. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4318 |
No hurry, our practice administrator picked and placed the clock for billing purposes only. |
1.1358 |
0.05198 |
81 |
74 |
3 |
4 |
4319 |
This feeling you have of time slipping away, is it always with you? |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
4320 |
And how do you feel about me ending this session early? |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
4321 |
I have no idea how to read it either; I just like the air of sophistication that antiques lend to the room. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
4322 |
Just live the moment. Don't worry about the future. Your time's up in seven minutes. |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
4323 |
No I said it’s almost SIX o’clock, with an I |
1.1354 |
0.03511 |
96 |
83 |
13 |
0 |
4324 |
You are N O T here to my therapy sessions to better your behavior.
Sir, you are here because __ ? You are making for 6:00pm dinner ? |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4325 |
No, we have PLENTY of time. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4326 |
Well, I see that our time is upsized." |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4327 |
Father Time exercises great control over our lives, even as we try to suppress this idea. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4328 |
Time immersion therapy has shown very promising test results at effectively ending sessions on time. |
1.1351 |
0.05207 |
74 |
67 |
4 |
3 |
4329 |
I know time doesn’t move slower in here, but the minutes sure seem longer. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4330 |
Just remember that I charge by the hour. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4331 |
I just know this will help with your time management. I’ll help you wheel the clock to your car. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4332 |
And why do you think you'll never hit the big time? |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4333 |
I always pictured you, with one of those Shifting Eyed Kitty Cat clocks for your practice. Customized of course, with a 'Cuckoo' settings...for all the NUTS you listen to! |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4334 |
Answer why you feel inferior? |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4335 |
It was a gift from the great theoretician Flav R. Flav |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4336 |
So,tell me how it makes you feel to see your life pass right in front of you on such a large scale. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4337 |
No Blake, we cannot play 7 minutes in heaven! |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4338 |
How long have you been obsessed with Tik Tok?
Johnnie Martinelli
Boston |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4339 |
My time left looms large |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4340 |
I feel like the time is upon us. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
4341 |
Maybe I should have gotten a digital one to keep you awake! |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4342 |
Concentrate on the hour hand till it points at you |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
4343 |
Actually, we are over time now, sessions are only 50 minutes |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
4344 |
It’s to reminded you that I’m on the clock. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4345 |
Have I mentioned that my rate has gone up? |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4346 |
I don’t know why I keep coming back when you're such a clock teaser.” |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4347 |
Tic toc therapy gives one a sense of immediacy. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4348 |
Go ahead and free-associate with the hero of 'Metropolis' if you'd like. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4349 |
Yes, Big Ben is somewhat inaccessible, but the view is fantastic. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4350 |
Is this the ONLY place you’re able to sleep?? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4351 |
”Thank goodness. only seven more minutes with this guy! |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4352 |
Ok…we can talk about the new clock…next week. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4353 |
Don’t worry doc, I know you have a tight schedule.
Lawrence Bauman
New York, NY |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
4354 |
I promise you, if you open your eyes, you don’t have to look at the time. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4355 |
Funny, the ticks don't seem to bother my other patients. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4356 |
I'm afraid your 52 minutes and 4 seconds are up. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4357 |
Don't worry Mr. Jones. Time is on your side. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4358 |
I keep it there as a reminder of the continuous, unrelenting, oppressive march of time. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4359 |
Everyone keeps telling me the huge ticking clock isn’t helping, but how is that my problem? |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4360 |
I know the solution to your problem but I'll wait 3 minutes
to share it so the session ends with a satisfying climax. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
4361 |
And that's our time. You have plenty to work on till next session. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
4362 |
We’ve spent most of this hour talking about your childhood issues; in our last five minutes, let’s discuss your aversion to digital timekeeping. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4363 |
Time keeps on slipping into the present. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4364 |
Uh-oh, seven minutes to Judge Wapner. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4365 |
…and how do you feel about this?…. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4366 |
A little less than 10 minutes to start feeling better about your life. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4367 |
My Dementia Clock has a sun and a moon so I can tell whether it's day or night. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4368 |
Can I have the remote to stop it during periods of silence. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4369 |
Don't you have a digital version? |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
4370 |
Sub-specialty time management therapy |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4371 |
Dreaming of the Big Time |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4372 |
Heavens, where has the time gone. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4373 |
I’m afraid that’s our time. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
4374 |
How long have you had these dreams about trains? |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
4375 |
Guess What? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4376 |
It’s not a clock. It’s a scale connected to the couch that measures fat, muscle, and brain tissue ratios. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4377 |
No worries. We’ve got your six. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4378 |
I’m not sure but I think our time is almost up.”
John Schantz, Nazareth, P |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4379 |
Let’s Tik ToK about it a bit more. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4380 |
Eight more minutes until margarita hour, just eight more minutes until margarita hour... |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
4381 |
Just relax. No pressure. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4382 |
479,478,477… |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4383 |
Well, I'm very aware of the time. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4384 |
Lets just stop for today. Your insurance won't allow reimbursement for nap time. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4385 |
I'm not implying anything about you with this clock. It's a family heirloom. My great-grandfather was Harold Lloyd. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4386 |
Eight more minutes and we can both run down to the bar for Happy Hour, the poor man's therapy. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4387 |
It sounds like Big Ben, when it strikes, cover your ears and run for your life. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4388 |
I got it because nobody wears a watch anymore. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4389 |
Yes, it does feel like that sometimes, doesn’t it? |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4390 |
I don't know what it's supposed to be either. It was here when I leased the office. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4391 |
I know it feels like time is on your side, but you need to forgive yourself and move forward. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4392 |
Dear, sometimes I wonder what our home would feel like if we did not opt for an analyst office theme. |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
4393 |
I have a foreboding sense of time. Is it general anxiety or bipolar? |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4394 |
A reminder of how much I charge per minute. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4395 |
Well that’s our time, but I think that was your breast association yet. I mean best. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4396 |
My friend picked it up in Brobdingnag. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4397 |
It’s Bauhaus. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
4398 |
In seven and a half minutes you’ll owe me three hundred dollars. Just saying. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4399 |
It looks like we've gone over. Tempus fugit. Same time next week? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4400 |
They were right. You are the best psychiatrist in Parliament. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
4401 |
When the big handle hits 6, you’ll owe me just $300. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4402 |
OK Jim. I'm the only one here that needs to watch the clock. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4403 |
Keep an eye on that, the hands are loose |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4404 |
I know, but as we’ve discussed, you can’t turn back time. |
1.1333 |
0.04525 |
90 |
81 |
6 |
3 |
4405 |
Why yes, the clock came free with the batteries. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4406 |
Counting ticks won’t help. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4407 |
You didn‘t need to overcompensate that much just because you were late once. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4408 |
It helps me visualise my rate better |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4409 |
It's my patient assessment clock. And yes, it is going backwards. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
4410 |
My increased rate per hour is due to inflation. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
4411 |
Time to wrap up - you DON'T want the alarm to go off! |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
4412 |
Your session still has 7 minutes, 53 seconds. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4413 |
I see the hour is almost upon us. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4414 |
Your phobias seem to take a licking but keep on ticking |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4415 |
... or to remind us that it's the only thing without compassion. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4416 |
I found it at a second-hand shop. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4417 |
We added the hour hand right after your last visit. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4418 |
In about 7 minutes you'll be back to the same old lifestyle. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4419 |
I don't see many patients with chronophobia." |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4420 |
Should I tell him how expensive this snooze is? I think not. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4421 |
Yes, I am obsessed with time, time is running out, so, hurry and tell me what is bothering you. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4422 |
This clock is giving me anxiety, big-time! |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4423 |
I just came back from a visit to Rick's Cafe in Casablanca." |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4424 |
You seem distracted... |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4425 |
I see your allegrophobia has manifested itself on my wall again. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4426 |
Guess I finally made the big time. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4427 |
Your parents know what it means. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4428 |
You know that your 'hour' is really 50 mionutes. right? |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4429 |
Now seems like a good time to tell you that tomorrow I’m leaving my wife for my secretary. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4430 |
Time is life’s secret ingredient, give it time & see what happens! |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4431 |
I've heard of clockwatching, but this is ridiculous |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4432 |
Yes, Mr. Ogilvy, when the big hand opposes the little hand, that means, Stop. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4433 |
Patients were claiming they didn’t realize they had talked themselves into paying for an extra hour. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
4434 |
Did you raise your rate again, Connie?”
“Yes, but this new clock should provide you with the feeling that we have more time together. |
1.1319 |
0.04742 |
91 |
83 |
4 |
4 |
4435 |
To heal you need to go out more and have a big time of your own |
1.1319 |
0.04477 |
91 |
82 |
6 |
3 |
4436 |
Do you always take a giant wall clock with you everywhere you go? |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4437 |
Herold! Wake up! Now I get to he the one on the couch! |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4438 |
It was the original Doomsday Clock. I picked it up for a song when they upgraded to digital. |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4439 |
I can't offer you more minutes for the same price but I am willing to make them larger |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4440 |
That clock works every time! |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4441 |
Please try to imagine something else. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4442 |
It's just an aid don't forcus on it! |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4443 |
Could you speak a little slower please? |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4444 |
Time is like a giant wheel that is crushing me." Where do you think that comes from |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4445 |
I like to calculate my hourly fees during sessions. |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4446 |
ನ್ಯಾಯಾಲಯದ ಪ್ರಕರಣದಲ್ಲಿ ಜಯವನ್ನು ಖಚಿತಪಡಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳಲು, ಕತ್ತಿಯನ್ನು ವಾಯುವ್ಯ ದಿಕ್ಕಿನಲ್ಲಿ ಇರಿಸಿ. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4447 |
Time’s a-wastin’! |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4448 |
Why would you say you always get SECOND HAND treatment, Mr. Fleagle? |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4449 |
And why do you think time feels like such a looming presence in your life? |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4450 |
Do you believe our hour has past so quickly? |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4451 |
You realize that when the little hand sits at the bottom and the big hand at the top, we're done here. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4452 |
No pressure though, but you’re on the clock! |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4453 |
I prefer to think of it as a pitch clock. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4454 |
I’ve noticed your anxiety seems to spike five minutes and thirty six seconds after we begin. With our remaining 2 minutes and fifty-one seconds would you like to address this? |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4455 |
Notice how long the days are getting? |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4456 |
It's important that we first discuss and determine whether you are a night person or a morning person. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4457 |
I can't seem to stop watching the clock. |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4458 |
So, Mr. Henry, please try to remember that the giant clock rules the melting clocks once we start the hypnosis |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4459 |
I can't possibly explain in the two minutes we have left why I wear slides. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4460 |
I'm over this... by 3 minutes. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4461 |
We have only an hour and ten minutes till the end of the world. Are you just going to waste it sleeping? |
1.1311 |
0.05949 |
61 |
56 |
2 |
3 |
4462 |
Are we about to start or about to end? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4463 |
Welcome to Big Ben Analysis Inc. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4464 |
Practice being present in the moment. You have two minutes and fifty-seven seconds. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4465 |
Need I remind you that time waits foe no one! |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4466 |
Have you tried giving those who depend on you obvious signs they mean little to you? |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4467 |
Given it's almost 2024, I'll only charge you for 6 extra minutes. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4468 |
Doc, I still don’t understand how you know when our time is up. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4469 |
At 6 o’clock, I turn into Cinderella and you turn into a pumpkin-shaped coach. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4470 |
That is OK. I'll give you a 3 minute credit. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4471 |
(in hypnotic voice) You are getting better... better. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4472 |
I see by the old clock on the wall that it's nearly time for a really big bell to toll. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4473 |
This session is about you, not me |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4474 |
It is about timing not clock envy |
1.1310 |
0.03703 |
84 |
73 |
11 |
0 |
4475 |
I know we shouldn't, but my therapist and I are napping together. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4476 |
When your hour is up, it falls on you. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4477 |
A tick-tock sound comes to your mind? ... well.. I'm afraid your Internet addiction is not solved yet" |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4478 |
Don’t worry. We have a lot of time. |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
4479 |
Tell me again why you feel burdened by time? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4480 |
No, you aren't imagining it, this clock IS for a 50-minute hour. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4481 |
Hmm, unfinished business, deadlines, impending mortality…you’re the third client today with those same problems. By the way, how do you like my new clock? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4482 |
Rorschach schmorschach, I think you should talk about your fear of dying. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4483 |
As you follow the second hand, your eyes are getting very heavy.” |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4484 |
I suggest that we just ask Alexa to set the timer. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4485 |
Justs fyi--your bill will be just as big. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4486 |
I always feel like my time is running out! |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4487 |
What is the big hand for again? |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4488 |
Time flies faster this way. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4489 |
Just lose yourself in silence for the next 7 minutes and 54 seconds. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4490 |
Power napping ? |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
4491 |
Thank God this clock wasn’t in my high school Calculus class. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4492 |
Do you ever feel as though time is passing you by? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4493 |
It does feel like we’re on the precipice of something quite large. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4494 |
The minute hand has a thyroid condition. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4495 |
It's a new treatment I developed during the pandemic. It's called therapy through FaceTime |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4496 |
So tell me, what do you see when you look at the clock? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4497 |
I want to be mindful of the time… |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4498 |
In case you might not have noticed, you have exactly seven minutes to leave any anxiety behind. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
4499 |
I’d love to hear more about your 8th grade dance, but our hour is up. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4500 |
It is your personal Dooms Day clock. So….we have a little time left, how did your week go? |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4501 |
We both could admit, our time together was almost over. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4502 |
Time may be only an illusion, but my hourly rates are very real. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4503 |
Another day another dollar, almost! |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4504 |
Time goes you say, oh no time stays,we go. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4505 |
I like it, but it just eats batteries. |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4506 |
Why do you think the clock is so big? |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4507 |
It’s meant to remind one to seize the moment… and of course our impending deaths. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4508 |
They rent this clock tower out by the hour. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4509 |
The end of our time is looming. Also, our session is almost over. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4510 |
Well, I’ve noticed a couple side effects: some delusions of grandeur, slight changes in perception of time. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4511 |
When the hands align, I’ll start charging double-time. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4512 |
I hope the clock will let you think that our sessions do have time limits. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4513 |
When the alarm goes off, remember to reset your priorities. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4514 |
I hate to say it, but your time is up. |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4515 |
I got it from TIK TOK. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4516 |
... anyway, that's why they call me 'Second Hand Rose'. |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4517 |
"Well, I see our time is up . . . . |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4518 |
It appears we are almost out of time, and so are you |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4519 |
That's why they call me a "big-time psychologist." |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
4520 |
Doc, I can’t understand why I never could make the big time. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4521 |
Time is not on your side. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4522 |
I’m having a problem bug time! |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4523 |
I can't help but notice, you seem obsessed by the passage of time... |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4524 |
And when the little hand reaches six,you will become an ordinary neurotic until next time. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
4525 |
How long have you suffered from chronomentrophobia Mr. Eisenlohr? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4526 |
Let’s try some exposure therapy for your fear of Costco. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
4527 |
I can't tell you where I got it because then I'd have to kill you. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4528 |
The other psychologists in this office want me to manage my time better, but the hourly chimes are nerve wracking. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4529 |
It shows the huge amount of time you are getting for your hourly rate. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4530 |
It only seems large in your psyche |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4531 |
I'm helping the little hand with its size issues. |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
4532 |
Can you say more about why clocks make you anxious? |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4533 |
My cell phone says it's 6:00 already and it's 79degrees partly cloudy low 65degrees...pollen count is 0... |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4534 |
Being so out of perspective kinda puts it all in perspective. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4535 |
It’s there to remind you to get the most out of your session |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
4536 |
Yes, I am very, very near-sighted. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4537 |
Please, tell me about your emotional break-thru in the edited version. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4538 |
Therapist - Aww thank you. Yeah, I’m really leaning into my selfcare era |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4539 |
Let’s continue… you were saying you feel the end is near… |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4540 |
The alarm will soon ring, so lets wrap the session up and get out, fast |
1.1286 |
0.05354 |
70 |
64 |
3 |
3 |
4541 |
Countdown to "That's all our time for today" |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4542 |
You're seeing a giant clock in the inkblot? We should step up to twice-weekly to unpack that. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4543 |
No, I don’t have a digital clock. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4544 |
I think that's about our time. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4545 |
The big clock says it’s time to pay my big fee. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4546 |
Don't play with me: Snoring just makes it move faster. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4547 |
Actually, most of my patients say time plays an exaggerated role in their lives. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4548 |
I charge by the size of the hour. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4549 |
Talk about pressure! |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4550 |
Sorry, but your insurance doesn't cover the full hour. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4551 |
Not to rush you, but... |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4552 |
No pressure, buct at 6 o'clock, ypu turn into a pumpkin. Hee-hee. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4553 |
I think we've cured your insomnia. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4554 |
So, with regard to your fear of deadlines, . . . |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4555 |
Well, it seems we've run two minutes over our hour-long appointment, which is actually only 50 minutes. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4556 |
Do you like it? The oversize cuckoo clock was kind of sending the wrong message. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4557 |
Well, it's five o'clock somewhere. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4558 |
TIME IS A CONSTRUCT |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4559 |
We got nothing but time. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4560 |
I just feel like time is always watching me… |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4561 |
And you’re sure exposure therapy is the best way to treat chronophobia? |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4562 |
You can't hide the fact that you are short sighted any more , you need to wear glasses |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4563 |
Tell me why you feel so much pressure, in the seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have left. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4564 |
As I already said, your 50 minutes are up! |
1.1282 |
0.04950 |
78 |
71 |
4 |
3 |
4565 |
In the two minutes remaining, now let's delve into your relationship with you father. |
1.1282 |
0.04950 |
78 |
71 |
4 |
3 |
4566 |
Okay, I'm done talking -- just running out the clock for now. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4567 |
In ten minutes you'll be non-binary |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4568 |
We've gone past your 40 minute hour. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4569 |
The insurance carrier made me guarantee I wouldn't go over our allotted appointment time. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4570 |
'25 or 6 to 4'? |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4571 |
Nope, I won't be going off in search of lost time. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4572 |
It's my doomsday clock. But don't worry. We still have 7 minutes. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4573 |
Time heals, therapy steals. That'll be three fifty. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4574 |
It’s exposure therapy for your Chronophobia. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4575 |
Firstly, don’t be a slave to the clock. Secondly, we only have only a few minutes remaining. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4576 |
I have a client with allegrophobia, the fear of being late. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4577 |
I thought you were going to fix dinner David! |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4578 |
This clock is big and broken to represent the size and status of your mental health |
1.1282 |
0.04950 |
78 |
71 |
4 |
3 |
4579 |
Have both of them “ZZZ”ing with caption “Truly boring therapy session.” |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4580 |
Is it just me or time does actually fly? |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4581 |
You have 3 minutes left on your evidenced-based therapeutic nap. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4582 |
Let’s talk about your 6 addiction. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
4583 |
We're okay, you still have three minutes, twenty-four-and-three-tenths seconds left.” |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
4584 |
How would you suppose we pass the time? |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
4585 |
Tell me about this irrational feeling that people don't have time for you. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
4586 |
Oh I'm just trying to get it all in before my deductible resets at midnight on NYE. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
4587 |
You’re not paranoid. If you’re still here at 6:01 you’ll be squashed. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
4588 |
This is a safe space. Take your time. |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4589 |
Big cock? Well, that's telling. |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4590 |
No, you're not paranoid - your time really is up. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4591 |
A lot of adults schedule an hour a day for happiness. I should have scheduled mine fifty-three minutes ago. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4592 |
It only looks bigger because it’s pointing up |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4593 |
Big Time" is my favorite Peter Gabriel song |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4594 |
We call him little Ben” |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4595 |
Only seven minutes to my nap and end this drivel!!!!! |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4596 |
Pretend you have seven-ish minutes to summarize your miserable existence. Go. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4597 |
When do we eat. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4598 |
Somewhere out there, a very large man, who didn't pay his bill, has no idea what time it is. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4599 |
Can I have a discount if I stop at 6 o’clock? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4600 |
I don't understand why are you so preoccupied with time? |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4601 |
It says here it is a realist painting by artist Hilery C. Untitled so the viewer considers it frozen in time while actual time moves on. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4602 |
I don’t have a condition called “clockwatcher”! |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4603 |
He was the biggest neurotic I’ve ever treated, and it was that one week or more damn beans! |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4604 |
Which size intimidates you most? |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4605 |
...and why are you so obsessed with the temperature? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4606 |
And how does this make you feel in seven minutes or less? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4607 |
Father Time’s appointment is next, we’re trying a new exercise.” |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4608 |
I just have this looming feeling that my time is almost up. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4609 |
Stop mizzling about your British fears of being late to the 6 o'clock tea. It's just a decoration. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4610 |
Then wait until you see the bill! |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4611 |
For the New Year I've decided to emphasize what's really important. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4612 |
Just relax and don’t pay attention to the clock |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4613 |
Oops, I think you've now spent your parking validation. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4614 |
You snooze; you lose. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4615 |
Seven Minutes, You have seven minutes to tell me your deepest darkest secrets Wayne! |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4616 |
It's like being back 3rd grade, watching the clock for class to end and it goes so slowly. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4617 |
Just a reminder for the New Year-- your hour is almost over |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4618 |
That giant clock is reminding me of something my wife always says she wishes I had |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4619 |
I think you might be blowing this out of proportion. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4620 |
I love what you've done with the place. Flavor Flav Collection, 1985, yeah? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4621 |
Is time killing you? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4622 |
Don't worry. That clock is for me, not you. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4623 |
Why do I always feel as if I’m racing against the clock? |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4624 |
A giant clock isn't what I had in mind when I said I need more time to work on my problems. But I respect your humour. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4625 |
OUR TIME IS UP FOR THIS WEEKS SESSION, YOU’VE DONE SOME GOOD WORK. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4626 |
We’re back from Holidays with the family, and now we go back for a Family birthday.. it’s like time stands still in FL |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4627 |
You are making some big time improvement with your therapy! |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
4628 |
I know we haven't resolved your father issues, Bob, but in seven minutes you're still going to owe me $150. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4629 |
Flavor Flav’s a client. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4630 |
You seem obsessed with the time - did you have a huge clock when you were a child? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4631 |
I know it’s hard Herman, but you have to tell me, not the time. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
4632 |
let’s talk about your inner thoughts-in 7 minutes. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
4633 |
It's time for me to jot down my thoughts on all your nutty ideas. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
4634 |
Your fixation on technology may be a distraction from genuine engagement or interminable boredom. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
4635 |
Salvador; when you wake you will realize. This time is not fluid, but absolute. Coincidentally, it is when your bill is due. |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
4636 |
Your problems,56,are my,55,only focus,54 . . . |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4637 |
Something feels a little, “on your dime”, about this. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4638 |
I keep feeling being taken advantage of. |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
4639 |
Don't try to fool me, doctor... no matter how big your watch is, I know I have little time left... |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
4640 |
That's how much time you have to get your sh..t together before doomsday! |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
4641 |
I find it to be very soothing,dont you? |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
4642 |
The looming of time causes anxiety, guaranteeing my patient returns for another session. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
4643 |
Your obsession with time keeps getting the better of you. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
4644 |
Relax. We have 6 minutes and 57 seconds to solve your lifetime accumulation of personal torments. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
4645 |
Let's talk about something really scary. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4646 |
As you know, my sessions are 50 minutes, so, in keeping with your sports references, you're in overtime. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4647 |
Time out. Two-minute warning. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4648 |
do I validate?!?!” What do you think I’ve been doing for the last 53 minutes? (But who’s counting? |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4649 |
I'm sorry, I fell asleep. Are you early or overly done? |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4650 |
Wait until you see our fees. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4651 |
Just a reminder to clients that this is a business |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4652 |
If it falls off and crushes you like some worthless maggot, you're next-of-kin will be compensated. Now where were we? |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4653 |
I got it at a second hand shop. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4654 |
Pink Floyd? Dark Side of the Moon, Track 4. Really, still nothing? |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4655 |
Why do you think you have this obsession with time? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4656 |
Can we wrap this up? I have to be at an insurrection in 7 minutes. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4657 |
Thanks, I got it from Homebads. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4658 |
Time is meaningless. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
4659 |
Our time is almost up, but I've got your six. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4660 |
Well, I see our time is almost up for today. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
4661 |
I guess it reminds me that time is money. Specifically, your time is almost up and I'll need your money. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4662 |
How was your relationship with your parents? In seven minutes or less... |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4663 |
Hey Doc, have you been working on your obsessive compulsive time disorder? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4664 |
Your Powernap is over in 5 minutes |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
4665 |
Your daughter is ill, yes, but what about my clock?
My clock is the biggest in all the land. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4666 |
we'll unlock a new anxiety in 3...2... |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
4667 |
This is a blatant reminder that EVERY second counts!"
-T. Reuther, Santa Monica, C |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4668 |
I think you're saying that you are uncomfortable with the amount of time you get here... |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4669 |
Big clocks really tick me off! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4670 |
Baby boomers getting ready to hit the gym. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4671 |
It's here so we can address your fear of hitting the big time. |
1.1250 |
0.05734 |
56 |
51 |
3 |
2 |
4672 |
Is this because I said I had an issue with time management? |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4673 |
Thank God it's almost over."#MyNewYorker captio |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4674 |
You wanted more tiome. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4675 |
Just three more laps and you’re cured. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4676 |
Moving to the office at the top of the stairs inside Big Ben resulted in much meeker patients. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4677 |
Well, that’s five minutes you’ll never get back. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4678 |
Let’s talk about your fear of gravity. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
4679 |
My wife’s constant worrying about her ticking biological clock has created this manifestation that follows me everywhere. |
1.1250 |
0.03615 |
112 |
100 |
10 |
2 |
4680 |
I heard you were the doctor to see for time management issues. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4681 |
Swiftie patient: So, no time for the ten minutes version? |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4682 |
I see, it’s hard to find your happy place because it’s five o’clock somewhere. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4683 |
It’s from another client. Said I needed to work on my own boundaries. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
4684 |
Thanks for letting me start this time. Do we want to spend the last few minutes of your session on Q&A? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4685 |
I’m glad that we can speak as friends, without being reminded that I’m paying you handsomely by the hour. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4686 |
Well, looks like my passive-aggressive way of letting you know that you don’t value my time… is almost up. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4687 |
Just an analog of a clock |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4688 |
So, what brings you into Flavor Flav's Center of Psychology? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4689 |
So,what part of “Only eight minutes left on your session” don’t you STILL not understand? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4690 |
Don't worry, it is set 5 minutes fast |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4691 |
My clients always want more of it. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4692 |
It used to be digital, but felt too much like a Doomsday Clock |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4693 |
So you always get a boner thinking about your mother, or just some of the time? |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4694 |
Is the unbearable passage of time in the room with us right now? |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4695 |
Sorry,there is no credit for unused minutes! |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4696 |
I may be expensive, but I give you the full hour. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4697 |
Don’t worry, I am running a three-personalities for the price of one special this month. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4698 |
Really, we don’t even know how it stays up there. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4699 |
Oh we don't worry about time |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4700 |
Keep counting forward in increments of one second and I'll prepare your bill |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4701 |
Time is a social construct |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4702 |
Are you certain that clock is fastened securely, Mike?
It looks like time’s hanging heavy. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4703 |
I see by the oversized decorative clock we have time to start from the beginning. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4704 |
I’m thinking about getting a digital. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4705 |
So I tell them to watch the second hand while working out how the hands are made to move, and in two minutes they're fast asleep; then I can get on with something useful till it's time to wake them up. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4706 |
Clinically speaking, clocks usually represent one's mother's ... you know what. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4707 |
So, while you were in London did you make any progress with your kleptomania? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4708 |
Oh, that. I have no boundaries and tend to run over my 50 minute sessions. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4709 |
In my business, time is money. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4710 |
I heard you’ve gone big time |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4711 |
READY. SET. GOOOO! |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4712 |
So, can you see what time it is now?! |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4713 |
I thought it might help you put things in perspective. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4714 |
Well Mr. Smith, according to the clock on the wall… |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4715 |
This breakthrough is big time! |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4716 |
Now, about your obsession... |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4717 |
No, that measures my interest in your life story. Better step it up. Right now you're not quite 6 of 12. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4718 |
What is it telling you about yourself? |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4719 |
If you have to ask the question, you'll never understand the answer. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4720 |
Sorry to say it,Mr. Johnson, but the insurance company rules both of our lives. To paraphrase Freud,sometimes an hour is just 50 minutes. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4721 |
Not what I meant when I said I needed to see you "big time." |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4722 |
This is the downside of successful insomnia treatment. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4723 |
Let’s explore that…for seven minutes. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4724 |
Here at Just-in-Time Therapy Center, we take seriously ‘at my back I always hear
Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near.’ |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4725 |
It will sound an alarm when I need to take the roast beef out of the oven |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4726 |
So doctor to patient privacy of course. But that said, I think we might have a pretty good shot
at getting this on TicToc? |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4727 |
Me: Seconds = $ = help?
Therapist $ = seconds = fun! |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4728 |
John, staring at the clock will only magnify your problem! |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4729 |
How long have you been obsessed with time? |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4730 |
So you say you have Chronophobia correct? |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4731 |
Maybe stop dwelling on the past and live in the present |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4732 |
Just a reminder, we need to wrap this up by 6pm. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4733 |
We have eight minutes left. Tell me about one of your traumatic childhood experiences. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4734 |
Time is just what you make of it |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4735 |
Hello! Your 50 minutes are up; you can tell me how you feel about it next week. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
4736 |
Look into the clock… You’re getting very sleepy. Now when I clap my hands, you’ll wake up after the hour with a feeling that this Hypnotic Therapy Session is working |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
4737 |
That’s a good question, Gary. What does ‘non-refundable Bon Jovi tickets’ mean to you? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4738 |
Would you like to tock about it? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4739 |
Let's switch gears. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4740 |
The clock helps increase anxiety, so you'll spill your guts. |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
4741 |
I've found this helpful for my Patients to understand when their 60 minutes is up. |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
4742 |
Look up - time’s up! |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4743 |
Your time is almost up, but it’s a long way down the clock tower stairs and my 6:00 appointment is in another building, so… |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4744 |
Only 7 more minutes to tell me about you time management issues. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4745 |
I poisoned you, and according to that huge clock on the wall, you have 5 minutes to live. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4746 |
And our time was up two and a half minutes ago. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4747 |
Brevity is money…but take your time. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4748 |
The clock is for me-times-UP... |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4749 |
We're trying to make the office feel like the opposite of a casino. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4750 |
You have eight minutes to tell me about your Electra Complex. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4751 |
8 more minutes and you will have a great life - - if your check clears. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4752 |
To you a big stopwatch; to me a record of epochs. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4753 |
…and Freud says there’s a direct correlation. Oh! Speaking of compensating for time, your last check bounced. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4754 |
Yes, we're live on Tik Tok, and yes, I'm being sarcastic. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4755 |
yes, the time is always up. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4756 |
You know how we used to run a little overtime once in awhile? That's gone now. Isn't it? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4757 |
It can’t be progress if I’m still popping my head out of this thing to shout cuckoo every hour |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4758 |
Is this helping with your fear of clocks? |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4759 |
This is my specialty office for patients with big time problems. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4760 |
Sleep all you want, I charge by the minute ! |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4761 |
I don't think that we can solve this in the last 7 1/2 minutes of your session. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4762 |
Sorry. We both must have dozed off. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4763 |
Don't worry about the time.My fee is only $10 a minute. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4764 |
So why are you here, really? |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4765 |
Looks like the big bunny ear is telling us to wrap it up. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4766 |
The clock should have a therapist,not me! |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4767 |
But baby it's cold inside. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4768 |
Stop worrying about the time—there’ll be ample opportunity to discuss at your out-sized anxiety issues at your next appointment. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4769 |
Sorry, we're over time; there's an additional fee. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4770 |
Let's talk again about time being on your side. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4771 |
I gave the minute hand some Viagra. |
1.1216 |
0.05074 |
74 |
68 |
3 |
3 |
4772 |
Look, your time is really UP now. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4773 |
Sometimes an unnaturally large clock hand is just a clock hand. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4774 |
The passage of time just seems to haunt me. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4775 |
Well, our session is over. The time just seemed to fly by! |
1.1215 |
0.03687 |
107 |
96 |
9 |
2 |
4776 |
As you can see...our time is almost up. Get talkin'! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4777 |
As you can see, we're running out of time . . . . |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4778 |
Tour insurance is about to lapse. Is there anything else you'd like to say" |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4779 |
Let's see if we can spend the last eight minutes, leaving mom out of the equation. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4780 |
Been obsessed with til tok lately,i it’s infiltrating my subconscious in ways you can’t imagine. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4781 |
Big helps people your age see it. Analogue helps them remember their childhood. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4782 |
Relax. Let me worry about the time, and go on as if you had another three minutes or more. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4783 |
Can you live in each moment? As they come? Not all at once? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4784 |
It is what it is. Get over it. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4785 |
I wanted us both to be aware of the slow passage of time. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4786 |
In only seven more minutes you can open your eyes and put your pants back on. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4787 |
Do you charge by the hour or by the second? |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4788 |
I asked for a big-time therapist and boy did they deliver. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4789 |
Do I think you could benefit from therapy? Big time! |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4790 |
I’ll let you know when time’s up. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4791 |
It’s my Doomsday Clock. But back to your petty complaints. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4792 |
You really think time is sneaking up on you? |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4793 |
Please wake up. This is a giant clock store and you're not allowed to sleep here. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4794 |
Hmmm….Do I feel like Italian, deli, or Chinese for dinner? |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4795 |
The essence is of time. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4796 |
Wanted to give you a visual of the biological clock you keep referring to. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4797 |
I’d like us to start right on time. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4798 |
Sometimes a clock hand is just a clock hand, Mr Jones. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4799 |
I figure, if we have an earthquake, all your problems are over |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4800 |
I disengaged the alarm function but still get complaints from you people who are never happy or satisfied ." |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
4801 |
It seems like 4:20 was just a minute ago. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4802 |
Oops, two minutes over, we'll have to cut out that part about the primal scene |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4803 |
I’m becoming aware of the time. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
4804 |
Yes, Mr. Croce, it would have to be a very large bottle. |
1.1204 |
0.03655 |
108 |
97 |
9 |
2 |
4805 |
You haven’t said anything worthy of my time today. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4806 |
Well, our time's up, but I think we made great progress today. In fact, I'd say my clock grew three sizes today! |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4807 |
It is time to start the count down... |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4808 |
And I said to Myself, you’ve finally made the big time! |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4809 |
Pay no attention to the fact that we have 7 minutes left in your session. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4810 |
Wait 'til you see the size og my bill! |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4811 |
Have you ever considered you might suffer from narcolepsy? |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4812 |
It makes the “45-minute hour” look like a real hour. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4813 |
When the alarm goes off, you will awake fully refreshed and guilt free. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4814 |
In case you’re wondering, your session ends in 7 minutes and 34 seconds. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4815 |
I feel that the presence of this clock is therapeutic for both of us. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4816 |
Where's Cher |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4817 |
I'm prescribing a year's membership in Toastmasters: You need to be able to filibuster until I earn my fee at 50 min; disclose your remaining complaints in 5 and scram when the big hand is straight up! |
1.1200 |
0.05008 |
75 |
69 |
3 |
3 |
4818 |
If Big Ben was a therapist.
Jon T.
Jamestown, NC |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4819 |
It’s the Boomer version of the 50-minute-hour clock. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4820 |
Well, I see we need to stop, in terms of time. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4821 |
It was a noble attempt but Darren simply shut his eyes and recited his mother issues like he had all the time in the world. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4822 |
It's always about six. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4823 |
Just a friendly reminder that you have plenty of charge-by-minute-time to agonize over the draft pics...again. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4824 |
If the big hand is on the eight and......! |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4825 |
We only have a few minutes left. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4826 |
It's a new reality check for my patients. All I do is tell you to look up and remember that even a broken clock is right twice a day. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4827 |
Not enough hours in the day for Freddy’s issues. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4828 |
Looks like we’re out of time. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4829 |
No, I don't think your session will last longer if you watch it. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4830 |
Fifty-three minutes in, and we agree: The Jets stink. Big time. Now what say we get back to that mommy complex? |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4831 |
It helps me take my mind off from what you're saying. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4832 |
At $10 a minute you have a out $200 left. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4833 |
What time is it? |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4834 |
Eight minutes to Wapner |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4835 |
So bring me up to speed.......quickly |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4836 |
As I’ve reminded you several times, it’s important that we stay on schedule. |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4837 |
Oh my, look at the time fly! That’s 2024 for you! |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4838 |
Based on our discussion today, I am moving your doomsday clock ahead by two minutes. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4839 |
Don't fret, I only charge 10 cents a second |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4840 |
Our hour is up. |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4841 |
I know it seems like we have a lot of time left, but.... |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4842 |
A building clock--not a billing clock. |
1.1194 |
0.05431 |
67 |
62 |
2 |
3 |
4843 |
So, let's rewind all the way to the start? |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4844 |
It’s always “Look at the time!” Well why can’t it be “Look at the time’s husband! |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4845 |
So Greg, I get the idea that this must be your first day as a DoorDash driver. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4846 |
It’s an Orchard Watch. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4847 |
Oh no, don't read anything into that, they just had a sale on at massiveClocks.com' |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4848 |
You are having a major breakthrough at this moment, unfortunately the session is over. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4849 |
It doesn't really make your hourly rate seem smaller |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4850 |
Yes Yes " A rose is a rose" but an hour is not an hour here. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4851 |
Wakey, wakey! Nap's over. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4852 |
In the few minutes we have left in your $200, 50-minute hour let’s discuss your tendency to put off paying your bill. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4853 |
I love you, big time. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4854 |
Just $80 left to the session |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4855 |
Just 7 more minutes of snoring and this session is OVER! |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4856 |
It’s not crazy, you’re crazy! |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4857 |
Can you summarize your problem in bullet points? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4858 |
So - it looks like our time is almost up. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4859 |
You've got exactly 2&1/2 more minutes to try to get to a breakthrough, Mr. Jones. But please don't let that make you anxious. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4860 |
It's MY motivator; time is money! |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4861 |
Sure it looks like the Dooms Day clock and we are getting closer
to that day or It could be that the world is gone mad. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4862 |
Oh, that is for clients that I hate. |
1.1184 |
0.04944 |
76 |
70 |
3 |
3 |
4863 |
I don't mean to rush you, but when did your desire to sing "Misty" at 6pm daily start? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4864 |
For my continuing education credits, I need to watch Frasier reruns at 6:00 every evening. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4865 |
We're going to try some exposure therapy to get you over your fear of big clocks... |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4866 |
Patient: people thought I was crazy when I told them my shrink practices in Big Ben. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4867 |
Don't worry, the clock won't hurt you. I find immersion therapy is excellent for treating chronophobia. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4868 |
I don’t have time for your problems. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4869 |
I see this is a really big time for you. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4870 |
.. and ... now ... you're in a deep sleep. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4871 |
It stays. It gives me joy. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4872 |
You have problems big time. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4873 |
We have 2 minutes left to cure you or your insurance lapses. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4874 |
Now there's no question to when your session has ended |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4875 |
‘They don’t make time like they used to.’ |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4876 |
It helps to visualize the unstoppable marching of time |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4877 |
So which one are you today Henry? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4878 |
How does your obsession with passing time manifest itself? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4879 |
Don't worry about the time, we have plenty of it. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4880 |
As we discussed in our last session, pretending to nap is textbook passive-aggressive, and when you pull this crap on my time .... it's $50 a minute. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4881 |
End of the year billing due doc? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4882 |
Do you know why you have recently been feeling like life is ticking away? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4883 |
Yes,Mr. Fawley,your chronophobia,like any fear,can make the object of your fear appear much larger than it really is. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4884 |
In 6 hours it will be 2024 so all your problems will be forgotten. And by the way my rate is going up …….. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4885 |
Tell me more about this fear of running out of time that seems to be looming over you. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4886 |
It's for clients who are into something big time. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4887 |
Oh. Well, I wrote my thesis on sixual virulence in the wonkplace. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4888 |
We are almost out of time. I thought I’d share that with you. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4889 |
And then, when I was six months old - - -
Submitted by Jackie Callery |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4890 |
Your therapy will be finished when you accept that an hour is fifty minutes long. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4891 |
The big hand is at past 10, small hand nearing 6 leaves you, say, 50 seconds: so she sees you lacking ‘what’? |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4892 |
It cost a fortune. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4893 |
A watched clock never boils into childhood trauma |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4894 |
It’s to remind myself I get paid by the minute! |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4895 |
it is time to wake up and analyse this session dreams with your wife Mr Bass. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4896 |
It helps me keep track of my salary per minute |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4897 |
Your obsession with TikTok is not helping. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4898 |
Don't feel inadequate with your small hands |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4899 |
Time goes so fast , and I am not even having fun!
Laura T Miller, Lenoir NC |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4900 |
Can’t go overtime. Or the clock deploys, falls, & crushes you. Got better places to be, less whiny people to see. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4901 |
With inflation so bad, every minute counts. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4902 |
Your session is over when the big hand is on the 12. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4903 |
The speed of the seconds hand gives me angts. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4904 |
Okay, you have 7 minutes to get over your obsession with time. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4905 |
Somehow it makes mortality feel more American, doesn’t it? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4906 |
I think you’re projecting this existential crisis; I put that clock up because you always go past our session time. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4907 |
You need to budget your time more effectively. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4908 |
Yes, the school assembly laughing at your "Ode on a Grecian Urn" interpretive dance is sad, but let's move on; my crockpot turns off at six. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4909 |
It's just a gentle reminder to keep the monologues concise. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4910 |
Well, it looks like our time is almost up. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4911 |
Freud says you have 71/2 minutes left. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4912 |
I see it's time to wind down your therapy. |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4913 |
Enough about me and my problems. How are you? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4914 |
Therapist: I specialize in chronophobia. In other words, time is my big focus.
Patient: I see… |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4915 |
I understand you always think you're being followed, but you can’t escape time |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4916 |
Self-indulge some more, we still have five minutes |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4917 |
Oh, I see you are feeling Pavlovian” |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4918 |
I think we’ve resolved the issue with your mother. Now about that sleep apnea… |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4919 |
The minute the uninspired artist had to let go and accept he'll never be like Dali. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4920 |
I think we're out of time but let's continue your power nap session next week, shall we? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4921 |
In the last few minutes,could you summarise what you said over the past hour so I’m clear? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4922 |
Told you so |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4923 |
I gave you an extra two minutes free for the Holidays. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4924 |
That's nothing. If your next check bounces there's an even bigger boot under that chaise lounge, anxious to meet your sensitive side |
1.1163 |
0.04505 |
86 |
79 |
4 |
3 |
4925 |
Well I told you you’d make the big time |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4926 |
Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day... maybe you've heard the song? |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4927 |
Well, I see your time is about up. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4928 |
When the therapist charges per hour but you can only afford 60 minutes. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4929 |
You see, I'm a bit nearsighted! |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4930 |
I'm going to have to charge you for those extra two minutes. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4931 |
It's designed to evoke childhood memories. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4932 |
The session is ending, briefly, what would be your biggest concern at the moment? |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4933 |
Thank you. I bought it at T.J. Maxx. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4934 |
Well, I see that our time is just about up... |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4935 |
I'm just sick and tired of patients overstaying their welcome. It stresses me out. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4936 |
So you were saying you have big-time problems. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4937 |
I have that condition called 'Time Blindness.' |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4938 |
Time, gentleman! |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4939 |
and that's our time |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4940 |
The billboard across the street
is my diploma. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4941 |
Just a reminder that this is gonna cost you big time. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4942 |
Minute envy. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4943 |
Our dinner reservation is at 6pm, right? |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4944 |
Our time's almost up Big Ben |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4945 |
your fifty minute hour is running over! |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4946 |
Rates go up at six, but you get a free notepad with the name of the medication you're taking. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4947 |
Your making progress - at least your projecting onto others has stopped. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4948 |
It's a throw back to the analog days but we expect your payment to be made digitally |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4949 |
The backside is the mechanics, “time is on our side”. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4950 |
It's my tempus fugit reminder. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4951 |
Real quick, let’s get you caught up on what’s been going on with me. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4952 |
Let’s start with your inability to see the humor in things, Mr. Jones… |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4953 |
Oh that? Just a gentle reminder - you have 7 minutes left to tell me the rest of your life story. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4954 |
I'm counting on you to help me cope with my lack of time" |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4955 |
I didn’t notice the time, your hour is almost up. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
4956 |
A modern rose window! |
1.1154 |
0.04821 |
78 |
72 |
3 |
3 |
4957 |
We still have a few minutes.....tell me about your holidays |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
4958 |
It’s a former patient who didn’t want to be charged.” |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4959 |
In the closing minutes,can you tell me why are you always want to talk about the Musée de Orsay? |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
4960 |
Hurry up. You have two minutes left to empty your soul. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4961 |
It's on the Medicare checkup test. You'll thank me later. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4962 |
When was the last time you checked the time obsessively? |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
4963 |
Time just slows down when I'm with you. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4964 |
I chose an oversized clock so that my patients wouldn’t feel like they’re divulging too - much information. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4965 |
Boundaries, Mr. Reynolds. Boundaries. You might want to give them a shot. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4966 |
I won it in a raffle at the after-party for a Van Morrison gig. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4967 |
It’s always short of an hour. I need to get that fixed. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
4968 |
You could reconsider and get up at 7:00. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4969 |
what does being rushed feel like ? |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
4970 |
I see our time is nearly up. How do you feel about that? |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
4971 |
Time is what life is made of - and this should help you see how important that is for you to understand and come to terms with! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4972 |
It's your anxiety that exaggerates everything except your sexual prowess. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4973 |
About time to start talking about your mother. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4974 |
When I snap my fingers you |
1.1148 |
0.05773 |
61 |
57 |
1 |
3 |
4975 |
I wonder if I should wake him now or at the end of the session! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4976 |
Could you wait for your Uber outside? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4977 |
Well, honey, we’re already running late. Might as well take our time. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4978 |
I told you two, I don’t do couples counselling |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4979 |
I understand your frustration with being the heir to a gas station highway map printing business, but please wrap this up in seven minutes...my next client inherited a pay phone conglomerate. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4980 |
It seemed a subtler option than the digital countdown clock. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4981 |
I'm not sure, I don't wear a watch |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4982 |
You said "phallic," sir, not me. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4983 |
THERE HAVE BEEN SOME DISCREPANCIES IN YOUR BILLABLE THERAPY. TIME..... |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4984 |
Don’t mind the big clock. It’s part of my OCD. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4985 |
We can always discuss hypothetics. My advice though is to take her to a really good restaurant. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4986 |
You seem obsessed with the idea that your time is running out. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4987 |
How do you feel about your time? |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4988 |
Our time's nearly up? Why, really, I hadn't noticed." |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4989 |
We have one minute. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4990 |
It’s time to switch places. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4991 |
So I’m a ‘stereotypical psychiatrist’? Why would you say such a thing? |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4992 |
Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet? Is it time yet?…………………………. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4993 |
Ahh, addicted to tick, tock. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4994 |
Was it E.B. White who said, "Therapy is like dissecting a frog. You can learn a lot but the frog dies in the process"? |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4995 |
It's ime for the two minute warning. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4996 |
Most people were feeling very sleepy, anyways. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4997 |
In all conscience, if you just need a break from the kids, a motel would be far cheaper. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4998 |
You appear to be obsessed with time passing. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4999 |
Can I stay awake for five more minuuuteees |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5000 |
We like to project time is on your side. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5001 |
Even your clock is eager to say, 'I'm afraid our time's up for today.' |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5002 |
I guess you can't say I'm a little early. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5003 |
At what point of time Newyork times got so fond of psychoanalysis |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5004 |
Trust me, it’s less distracting than my giant reproduction of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
5005 |
As you can see here our time is up for today. Let’s pick this back up next week. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
5006 |
Should i wake him up from his nap? I don’t wanna miss dinner time |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
5007 |
It took a lot of hammer time to hang that. |
1.1140 |
0.02990 |
114 |
101 |
13 |
0 |
5008 |
It’s there to make you ask yourself, ‘How come I never heard the starting gun?’ |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5009 |
Well, I think you've progressed big time. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5010 |
I appreciate your attempt at immersion therapy but this is not what I meant when I said I had a TikTok addiction. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5011 |
Let’s wrap this session up before 6:66 Mr. Beezlebub |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
5012 |
I thought we would be done after 50 minutes? Can I leave now? |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5013 |
I know your mom was obsessed with time but this is a bit over the top. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5014 |
When did you start having the dream about Flavor Flav? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
5015 |
Oh, my look at the time. Are you hungry? |
1.1139 |
0.03364 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
5016 |
My rate has increased commensurate to the larger size of each hour. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
5017 |
Tell me how you feel about time and a half for overtime? |
1.1136 |
0.04406 |
88 |
81 |
4 |
3 |
5018 |
It resonates more deeply with my female clients… |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
5019 |
When the big hand hits 12 you owe me 300 bucks. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
5020 |
Maybe it’s phallic to you, but I see it rather differently. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
5021 |
Hey! Why is that clock so big?
Freud. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
5022 |
Well, were just about up on our time this week, would you like to begin |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
5023 |
What's for dinner |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
5024 |
Time for a nap? |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
5025 |
Just relax and try not to think about how I charge my patients $700 each and every hour. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
5026 |
There's no Shavasna in therapy! |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
5027 |
When it's time to get a new therapist. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
5028 |
And briefly, why do you say your most important relationships feel transactional? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
5029 |
As you can see, the clock is ticking Ms. Jefferson. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
5030 |
I'm afraid our time is *really* up. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
5031 |
I know what I need to do, I just can’t find the time. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
5032 |
So, what I hear you saying is that you’re preoccupied with hitting the big time. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5033 |
Does looking at the clock make you happy, sad, hungry or wondering how else I’m going to kill another eight minutes of this session ? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5034 |
Well, yes, I've been getting a little near-sighted. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5035 |
All part of your procrastination processing Bob. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5036 |
It’s almost six oclock rest time is over. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5037 |
Will this help you draw the time? |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5038 |
It was a gift from a rapper patient of mine. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5039 |
Too much time you say? I’ve never heard that one before… |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5040 |
When time weighs heavily on your hands |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5041 |
That’s a good place to pick up next year. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5042 |
And how does 'going analog' make you feel? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5043 |
There's no time like the present. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5044 |
We’re well past the 50 Minute Hour… the session is over. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5045 |
You're welcome to keep trying to tell me what's bothering you, but I should tell you that you're paying the overtime rate now. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5046 |
Wow, that's crazy about your mom. Err, uh, so... did you do any traveling for the holidays? |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5047 |
Remember,even a stopped clock is right twice a day. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5048 |
I'm afraid all time is up. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5049 |
The loud ticking really helps people practice active listening. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5050 |
Can you guess when your time is up? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5051 |
Indeed, time does hang heavy when your 50-minute hour is almost over. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5052 |
Is there anything else you’d like to discuss today? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5053 |
So time feels oppressive to you. Would you like to say more about that? |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5054 |
The clock is set an hour ahead so we get places on time |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5055 |
You're not hallucinating. It always says ten before the hour. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
5056 |
Let's try to find the source of your chronomentrophobia. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5057 |
Well, it’s about time you stand up to your crazy mother, Stephen. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5058 |
What time is it? Showtime! |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5059 |
It’s the perfect backdrop if you want to post about your session on TikTok. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
5060 |
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere.”
Rip Jimmy Buffe |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
5061 |
The big hand is REALLY big, and the little hand is really small |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5062 |
So, you're not having fun and time doesn't fly? |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5063 |
While I appreciate your struggle with narcolepsy, Frank, I'm afraid we're out of time. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5064 |
So you feel small and insignificant when confronted by the unavoidable and inexorable passage of time? |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5065 |
Time for a foot massage! |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5066 |
I’m not sure, but our hour is nearly up. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5067 |
Is it cheeky to bring up my mother-in-law right now? |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5068 |
It’s a normal-sized clock but I am a Shrink… |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
5069 |
That ticking is just your childhood trauma |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
5070 |
Yep that’s the big clock. Pretty big, huh? That’s why I bought it. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
5071 |
Lately I see a big analog clock. And it's almost dinner time. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
5072 |
It’s a more soothing choice than digital. Your response? Briefly? |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
5073 |
To estimate your bill, just add two zeroes. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
5074 |
So at the top of the hour you will stop ticking |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
5075 |
Swapping out my clock for a bigger one won't make the session last longer |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
5076 |
It's the 50 MINUTE hour. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5077 |
Your session is over in eighteen inches. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5078 |
My couch scale only weighs in kilograms. And, yes, it is to diet for. |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5079 |
When the big hand reaches 12 will I start to become more mature? |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5080 |
And you say your fear of TikTok only gets WORSE when you come to my sessions? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5081 |
I could’ve sworn our session was done.” |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5082 |
Hard to imagine, but most clients don't run over their 50-minute appointment. |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5083 |
Only one more kvetch to go, Sylvia. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5084 |
I don't want to rush you, but time is ticking... loudly. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5085 |
Yes it does look like a penis with two little legs, but can we move on now? |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
5086 |
Perhaps we should wait to talk about how your parents totally ruined your life for the next session... |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
5087 |
My time is expensive, but my monotone monolog is the only way you can get one good hour of sound sleep per day. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5088 |
The big clock cloaked the pantless patient. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5089 |
I want to assure you that I will remain fully present with for the next 2 minutes and 24 seconds. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5090 |
you're three minutes over time. Wake the f...up. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5091 |
And so? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5092 |
My holiday gift. 3 Minutes |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5093 |
You are getting sleepy. Sleep, sleep |
1.1111 |
0.05711 |
54 |
50 |
2 |
2 |
5094 |
To you it’s illuminating your fear of aging. To me it means I’m closing in on another $500. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5095 |
You've made real progress with your chronophobia. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5096 |
After our last session I replaced “the cuckoo” with “something grandiose” |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5097 |
Oh, just a reminder that I serve no whine before its time... |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5098 |
And that's how I knew I'd made it big time! |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5099 |
Oh, that's locked there to mess with the 'Five o'clock somewhere' clients..... |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5100 |
Yeah I feel like I don’t have enough time…oh, thanks doc! |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5101 |
Gary, I think your perception of time is skewed. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5102 |
Time to wrap up. We've gone seven minutes past the hour. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5103 |
My new favorite show! |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
5104 |
I' m not comfortable with the pointing. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5105 |
Reminds me I’m making a dollar every fifteen seconds listening to you droll on. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5106 |
The session is over, big time! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5107 |
Oops, we're over- I'm surprised the alarm didn't go off. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5108 |
Actually the symbol for "male" leans to the right, but it's interesting you see it that way. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
5109 |
Do you charge by the 1/2 hour? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5110 |
Honestly Dr. Smith- I think it’s interesting that you think it’s interesting that I commented on that clock |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5111 |
They've asked me to research how Tik Tok affects mental health in a large scale. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5112 |
So you feel it's about time you realized it's not about you? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5113 |
Wait a second and I will give you a hand. |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
5114 |
No, why would I be self-conscious about the size of my clock? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5115 |
Don't you find watching the time go by helpful? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5116 |
Most of the offices have gone digital. |
1.1111 |
0.05116 |
63 |
58 |
3 |
2 |
5117 |
If you could just hurry up, I turn into a werewolf at 6 |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
5118 |
How does the enormity of the clock make you feel?” |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5119 |
It looks like our time is almost up. Guess those reusable bags didn’t work. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5120 |
I AM A THERAPIST AND THERE IS A VERY BIG CLOCK ON THE WALL |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5121 |
This is not what I thought you meant by “I can’t stop watching TikTok” |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
5122 |
Your mental health is my top priority. |
1.1100 |
0.03994 |
100 |
92 |
5 |
3 |
5123 |
Excuse me, do you have the time? |
1.1100 |
0.03994 |
100 |
92 |
5 |
3 |
5124 |
It reminds me to eat. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
5125 |
The good news is that time is not your biggest problem. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5126 |
Metered parking" |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
5127 |
Don’t fret, Mr. Donovan. Time is on your side. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5128 |
Watch the "second" hand and begin counting dollars" |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
5129 |
It just keeps going around and around. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5130 |
stich in time saves nine |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5131 |
Im trying to reach my patients some self-awareness. |
1.1098 |
0.04593 |
82 |
76 |
3 |
3 |
5132 |
Patient: well doc thanks for listening I feel alot better. Therapist: you still have 7 minutes. Patient: can we add this time to our next session? Therapist: no.... Let's talk about your mother. Patient: through tears says "I didn't realize this until right now doc, I do chose women that are like my mother what can u do?" therapist: that's our time see you next week |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
5133 |
It really does put things into perspective |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5134 |
..I feel like time is just hanging over me, counting down the minutes. Too big for me to face.”
Andrew Newhook, Seaford, N |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5135 |
So, on December 26th, he gave your heart away…
Who did he give it to? |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5136 |
The 50-minute hour - your time is up. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5137 |
So how does it make you feel watching the last few dollars of your life’s savings tick away into my account?” |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5138 |
Your 7 1/2 minutes are almost up. |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5139 |
Can’t beat it, join it. My own Tik Tok. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5140 |
Looks like our time is about up, John. We can continue talking about the rest of your Christmas gifts and what each one symbolizes at our next session, OK? |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5141 |
You've got big time problems, but our hour is almost up. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5142 |
The glass was half empty. The clock's at p.m. You passed the test for consistency! |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5143 |
I'm sorry. I only give belly rubs before 5 PM. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5144 |
So the mere presence of a clock triggers your anxiety about wasting time? |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5145 |
In the time we have remaining, let’s do a lighting round where you tell me everything that’s wrong with you and I confirm each flaw. |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5146 |
In these final eight minutes, lets piece together your life. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5147 |
Tell me about your childhood in ten minutes or less.Go. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5148 |
Turns out your schizophrenia is contagious, Phil. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5149 |
Sorry to wake you but we’re past time |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5150 |
Tell me more about this 'borrowed time' dream you keep having. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5151 |
I’m constantly feeling pressured, even here… |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5152 |
Every time I lounge on this couch, my wallet weighs so much less. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5153 |
let's start at 6 |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5154 |
- I feel like people are obsessed with time !
- Where does it come from in your opinion ? |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5155 |
… and now, sleep. (Phew, that was much easier than having it on the chain) |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5156 |
Take all the time you need... |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5157 |
Six, six, six, all you ever think about is wanting more six. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5158 |
I charge by the inch. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5159 |
The category is "10 Criticisms From Your Mother." And . . . go! |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5160 |
At least a digital clock is quiet. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5161 |
Imagine none of your problems exist and you're looking at Paris through the clock at Musee D'Orsay. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5162 |
I want you to visualize your time-space phobia |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5163 |
To help you understand that it's not waiting for you. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5164 |
Should I wake him up or should I not wake him up? That is the question! |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
5165 |
Americans have watches, but Africans have time. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5166 |
No, it's a totally normal sized clock. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5167 |
See, you needed to be here big time. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5168 |
It's time for sex. |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
5169 |
I keep thinking Time is Marching on. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5170 |
No, George. Since you are imagining it, I can't get a smaller one. |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
5171 |
Doctor, I think my time has come! |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5172 |
Let’s put a pin in that story for our next session. When the big hand hits the twelve, I’m blowing this joint and hitting Target. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5173 |
Looks like we only have 7 minutes left, so we don’t have time to unpack that. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5174 |
I’ve used better raw plugs this time so no need to worry… |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5175 |
Time is on your side is a central tenet of this profession. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5176 |
Last week, we left off right before you turned six. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5177 |
It keeps me from having to constantly say, “It looks like our time is up.” |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5178 |
I 'm really sorry, you were snoring but your time is up. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
5179 |
The hourly rate is bigger. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
5180 |
We're out of time for today. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5181 |
Last time you asked is it 25 or 6 to 4? Is this another 70’s rock question, because 7 or 8 to 6 doesn’t work. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5182 |
Even a broken man is righteous twice a day. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5183 |
Of course it's countdown time. What did you expect? |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5184 |
Sure, but how does the added time pressure make you feel? |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5185 |
You don't know what a grateful patient is until you cure an old school rapper of their "sucka emcee" obsession. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5186 |
In twenty-seven seconds, tell me if you think time is real. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5187 |
I'm afraid our time is ineluctably up. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5188 |
No, it's actually your personal dooms-day clock. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5189 |
Let me recommend a book for you. It’s called “Boundaries”. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5190 |
Like sand from the hour glass… these are the days of our lives! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5191 |
Okay! Well our session is almost up…Big time! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5192 |
When did your fear of clocks begin? |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5193 |
Well Mr Lloyd, how does the chronometer make you feel... |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5194 |
Oh my, the Tic bit the Tok." |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5195 |
Don't mind the clock; it's just there to remind us that time is a construct, except during billing hours. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5196 |
Tell me about this recurring dream where you |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5197 |
I don't mind you going a few minutes over as long as you take responsibility for it. |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5198 |
You know, time keeps on ticking into the future! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5199 |
I installed that wall art and my clients find it less depressing than the view of the outside world these days. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5200 |
A watched clock never ticks |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5201 |
Your seven minutes in heaven begins now. |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5202 |
I wanted you to have a taste of the big time. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5203 |
You keep staring at the clock. Am I boring you? |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5204 |
Just a reminder, you are billed by the hour |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5205 |
I bought it at the giant box store |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5206 |
That’s just there to help distract you from the bootcamp certifications |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5207 |
Tell me, What are you feeling now? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5208 |
Just so you know, it’s time and a half after five. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5209 |
And...that is time. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5210 |
There's no point trying to escape, your time will come. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5211 |
Twas the day after Christmas...... |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5212 |
Reminds me of MY therapy appointment. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5213 |
If you think that is big, wait until you see the fee for this hour. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5214 |
It's frozen in time just to make you crazier. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5215 |
Am I in a hurry to get your “fat ass out of here”? Why would you ask such a thing? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5216 |
If you're uncomfortable with me, you can tell Time." |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5217 |
And how is this supposed to help with my chronophobia? |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5218 |
It's unfortunate about your dead mother, but times up. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5219 |
It's time we both got on with our lives. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5220 |
Now try to clock block it |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5221 |
seven minutes overtime |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
5222 |
They say time is priceless. But, here we are. |
1.1071 |
0.04487 |
84 |
78 |
3 |
3 |
5223 |
I used to think I didn’t have enough time. |
1.1071 |
0.05512 |
56 |
52 |
2 |
2 |
5224 |
Time is just about up, Sir. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5225 |
Millennials |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5226 |
Many of my patients report anxiety over shrinkflation lately…so I’ve made some adjustments. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5227 |
Well, looks like that’s our time for this week. |
1.1068 |
0.03881 |
103 |
95 |
5 |
3 |
5228 |
What makes you think you're boring me? |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5229 |
In the time remaining, let me have your reaction to your mother’s remarriage.” |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5230 |
Do you think these early morning sessions will cure your insomnia? |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5231 |
Do your problems seem magnified? |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5232 |
I'm Dr. Serling. Welcome to 4-D psychoanalysis. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5233 |
Don't worry about that. It's just there to remind me of how much of my time you're wasting. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5234 |
We have to stop in another 175 seconds. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5235 |
Tell me again about
fascination with
tick tock |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5236 |
Yes, I did have a smaller one but I found my patients were not very good with subtlety. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5237 |
Anything else you’d like to discuss in our remaining 7 minutes and 57–scratch that—56 seconds together?” |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5238 |
We have to stop.” |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5239 |
Oh? I hadn't noticed. But perhaps we should wrap up this dream about your coworker." |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5240 |
Ok, let’s begin and don’t worry about the time, I’ll wake you when your $300/hr session is up |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5241 |
Glad you asked. It's the amalgamation of all the time zones in this crazy world and it always reads "it's 5 o'clock somewhere". |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5242 |
🎼Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?" |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5243 |
I think we’ll need to wrap it up now. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5244 |
So you no longer fear your father, but clocks. Excellent! |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5245 |
Time is relative. According to this you've got a lot left." |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5246 |
Don't tell me the ending, I can't handle it. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5247 |
Maybe a bit bigger. I still feel like I'm running out of time |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5248 |
How in the world does he sleep with time hanging over his head? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5249 |
Welcome to Time Therapy,where I solve your problems before time can even interfere...we'll solve your problem before 6 p.m. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5250 |
Just a friendly reminder, after the big hand passes 12 you are into overtime and my fee doubles. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5251 |
Let’s get real about what’s on both our minds. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5252 |
I insist that patients be myopic only on their own time. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5253 |
You're a big time patient. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5254 |
You might want to cover your ears when the alarm goes off. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5255 |
Don't worry - say whatever is on your mind. About 8 more minutes of what's on your mind to be precise. I'd like to be billed for the whole hour. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5256 |
No, the size of the clock has nothing to with the size of my fees. Why do you ask?" Does the clock bother you |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5257 |
For this session we will concentrate on the minute-hand covering 20 Minutes |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5258 |
I’m glad I could fit you in now until my 6 p.m. patient. If we don’t finish, come back at 6:50. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5259 |
It’s normal size; you’re exaggerating the moment again, Mr. Smith.” |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5260 |
Y not? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5261 |
When,exactly,did this ignored feeling begin? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5262 |
As if your anxiety isn't volcanic already...your insurance stopped covering your myriad of additional mental issues about 40 minutes ago. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5263 |
Either time is running out for you or I need to change the battery. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5264 |
The ticking clock is giving you new anxiety, you say? This begins a new consultation session!! |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5265 |
No wonder you’re always late! Who can read that? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5266 |
Times Up? No I literally mean it this time. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5267 |
Its my bed time doctor, please show yourself out. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5268 |
Going back to childhood I always wanted a wall with my clock. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5269 |
Did you hear me say "Our time is up?" |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5270 |
Time is relative to one's own state of mind. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5271 |
OK,you time's already over,as usual. Just can it and save it for your next session. If I'm late,start without me. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5272 |
Well,time flies when you're having fun.. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5273 |
My husband gave it to me for Christmas. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5274 |
Are you sure our time is up? |
1.1053 |
0.05418 |
57 |
53 |
2 |
2 |
5275 |
When are we going to get there? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
76 |
71 |
2 |
3 |
5276 |
it’s restoration hardware, so you know a couple things about me— i’m rich, and am the type of basic bitch that’ll post her starbucks order |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
76 |
71 |
2 |
3 |
5277 |
We're expanding our search for lost time. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5278 |
You misheard me, Doctor. I said my mother needs me at home before six. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5279 |
Your subconscious obsession with time will require us to schedule more frequent appointments. |
1.1053 |
0.05418 |
57 |
53 |
2 |
2 |
5280 |
Speaking of time running out, how are we feeling about your biological clock this week? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5281 |
You talk a lot about feeling like 'you're running out of time' here. Why do you think that is |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5282 |
I got this lovely clock so you could see what I mean when I say "wake up this instant" |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5283 |
I feel like my time is running out . |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5284 |
Time is an imposed construct Edward... but we'll talk more about that next week. |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
5285 |
Funnily enough, I do feel the march of time looms large in my thoughts. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5286 |
biết chết liền |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
5287 |
Now Bob that clock face might remind you of London’s Big Ben, but it’s numerals are Roman and blue, so you have only 7 plus minutes and I have catch a plane to Heathrow
contest |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5288 |
Your crippling fear of giant clocks aside, now, open your eyes! |
1.1048 |
0.03561 |
105 |
96 |
7 |
2 |
5289 |
3 minutes without looking at your phone, you are making great progress. |
1.1048 |
0.03294 |
105 |
95 |
9 |
1 |
5290 |
So, that was the phrase your Mother used? Exotic dancer... Oh, two more minutes and I get a free pizza! |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
5291 |
I think you had better leave now if you are going to make your assisted suicide appointment. |
1.1047 |
0.04061 |
86 |
79 |
5 |
2 |
5292 |
Yes, it’s a large clock but yours is a small life, Mr. Snyder. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5293 |
It helps people get to the point faster. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5294 |
Maybe just give me a broad outline. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5295 |
I think it will be helpful if you're also afraid that our time is up. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5296 |
I’m only paid by the hour, you know |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5297 |
And it calculates seconds, which constitute overtime. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5298 |
Your crisis will have to wait until next week. We’re already three minutes over on your fifty minute hour. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5299 |
Times up, Times down, Times laugh, Times frown. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5300 |
I suffer from Tick-Tock-Cha-Chingaphobia: the fear of you going over your time. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5301 |
Hurry, Mr.Dan, in 7m. memory of his case will be disabled and I will not be able to give him guidelines for this month. In 5m. you can press Reactivate appointment to continue the session. You will be charged a new amount. Then accept from your bank. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5302 |
There are ways of determining whether you're overstaying your welcome" |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5303 |
Trust me, things get better with time. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5304 |
This doesn’t explain the giant penis I saw downstairs |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5305 |
When you open your eyes, tell me if you still believe you are the son of Father Time. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5306 |
Can you maybe share with me why you don’t want to discuss for whom the bell is tolling? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5307 |
I think it sounds like a soothing MRI machine. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5308 |
I put it up to get the existential ball rolling |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5309 |
It’s like can feel the seconds of my life ticking away, and I can’t do anything about it! |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5310 |
Calm before the total chaos of 2024 |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5311 |
And it goes CLANG CLAMG CLANG at the 5 to the hour mark |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5312 |
I see our session is ending. How does that make you feel about your world being destroyed? |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5313 |
If I can't diagnose you within thirty minutes, your relived trauma is free! |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
5314 |
The better to see you with, my dear - when your time is near. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5315 |
Something tells me we should wrap this up. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5316 |
Your insurance company bills by the minute. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5317 |
Sometimes seven minutes seem like a life sentcnce. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5318 |
I feel like time management is becoming a bigger and bigger problem. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5319 |
Why is it you are feeling older? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5320 |
You have 56 seconds left. How can I help you today? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5321 |
Oh, you owe me an extra $30. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5322 |
I think we’re nearing a breakthrough in discovering the route of your schizophrenia….unfortunately we’re out of time |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5323 |
But in comparison to that huge clock, don’t your problems seem smaller? |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5324 |
When is time ever on my side? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5325 |
Are we close to midnight yet?! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5326 |
Days never seem to end since I put that up |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5327 |
How long have you had this obsession with the passage of time? |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5328 |
I bill by the minute. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5329 |
Yes, time is big to me. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5330 |
And when did you first feel that time was getting on top of you? |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5331 |
Oops.
We’ve gone past your time.
That will be $76.00. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5332 |
In 7 1/2 minutes you are on your own. Any last words? |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5333 |
I'm telling you, I screwed up, big time |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
5334 |
Time to wake up, ugh.., I mean our session is over my dear. |
1.1034 |
0.03284 |
87 |
78 |
9 |
0 |
5335 |
I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for a double session. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5336 |
This is my TikTok aversion treatment. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5337 |
I meant long term goals. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5338 |
‘“It’s my Time Machine!” |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5339 |
Yes the passing of time does figure prominently I'm my approach to treatment. Why do you ask ? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5340 |
Your alter ego should be here in 7 minutes. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5341 |
THINK OF THIS AS YOUR TIME REMAINING ON EARTH. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5342 |
It makes bigger minutes |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5343 |
Horrific—large locks. How gauche Dr. Locksmith |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5344 |
Well! I see Happy Hour is almost over, so let's have that cocktail. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5345 |
Just relax. You have all the time in the world. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5346 |
Pretty cool you got an office behind Big Ben. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5347 |
I think you’re projecting your fixation on time.” |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5348 |
My accountant calls this my version of a Freudian slip |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5349 |
You've got 7 minutes to tell me the dream where you kill your goldfish and marry your cat. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5350 |
Now, let's explore why you think your clock is the biggest. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5351 |
As a result of this session, your Doomsday clock has moved ahead one minute. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5352 |
I think the second hand wants to time me out of life |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5353 |
I’m not the kind of therapist who thinks you should escape from time and place. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5354 |
This is off the topic of your childhood trauma, but you know… there’s something really telling about a big clock. I’m now a loves long over-shared talks with my clients, and big clocks kinda gal. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5355 |
Let’s address how having minute hands affects your daily life. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5356 |
Let’s go back to the root cause of your fear around life passing you by with every fleeting second. Tell me about your mother. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5357 |
My mother never taught me to read analog. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5358 |
We had it screwed to the wall after it crushed three of my patients |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5359 |
'So this is what the Big Ben looks like from the inside huh' |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5360 |
Not to pressure you, but you have 7 minutes left. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5361 |
Our session time is up. To feel even better about yourself, you should be pleased to know that your payment for our session will go a long way to helping me buy a cute little beach house in the Florida Keys." |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
5362 |
So uh...did Hillary Clinton sign your floor? |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
5363 |
You get charged by the minute to look at it |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
5364 |
WELL, OKAY, AS YOU CAN SEE OUR TIME IS ABOUT UP |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
5365 |
My kids painted that to remind me that I'm always overscheduled. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5366 |
So.. lt's 6am and we almost done. I am glad that we've spend all the psychologist hours guaranteed by your annual insurance in one day and l will glad to see you at next 31 December |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
5367 |
Looks like we have seven minutes and 52 seconds left, which isn’t enough time to talk about anything new but will still cost you nearly forty bucks, so use those minutes wisely. |
1.1020 |
0.06008 |
49 |
46 |
1 |
2 |
5368 |
Tick-tock - talk about YOUR tics... |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5369 |
Don't worry, time is on your side. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5370 |
Yes, even objects can have a healthy ego. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5371 |
Your ‘doomsday clock’ indicates you are just about out of time. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5372 |
Just a reminder that tempus fugit while you are withholding important info from your therapist |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5373 |
As you stare into the clock and take slow deep breaths, you will start to feel your eyelids becoming very heavy . |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5374 |
It's, ..well relaxing to watch |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5375 |
We absolutely can get to the heart of your mother issues in, say, seven minutes. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5376 |
It's an abstract art piece on our society's obsession with time, oh and look at that time is up for today. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5377 |
I’m just waiting for it to go cuckoo. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5378 |
Time to wake up! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5379 |
You're enduring a heavy time. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5380 |
As you can see, I’m striving to be a big time therapist. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5381 |
Hmmmm…M C A? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5382 |
remember the happiest moment you've had this year?
make it happen again...
You still got time! |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5383 |
It's necessary to meeting your deductible. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5384 |
I guess your fees are by the second now. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5385 |
That's the seven-minute warning. You have seven minutes to talk about something...anything...other than your mother. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5386 |
Your time is all by your head. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5387 |
You can see you only have seven minutes left. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5388 |
Just to let you know, In 2024 we will be offering our premier service without the clock for just $50 more per session |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5389 |
Time is just a construct Diane.
Let's just go by how we feel. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5390 |
patient : « Impressive. I see you graduated from Harvard,NYU and from the Big Clock on The Wall ». |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5391 |
The clock on the wall says 6 to 6,
Let’s get to bottom of your conflicts. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5392 |
I raised rates, but patients tell me they see every second count. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5393 |
IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ABOUT 8 MINUTES LEFT. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT? |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5394 |
Actually it is meant to be phallic |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5395 |
You've really got to get some blinds. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5396 |
It's a reminder that these are the fifty most important minutes of your week. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5397 |
I ordered it off Temu, I thought it was going to be a pocket watch but turns out I was wrong, it took 3 of us to hang it on the wall. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5398 |
The big hand reminds us that life is just a waste of time. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5399 |
Don't worry its 3 hours early |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5400 |
We’re two minutes over on that safe space. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5401 |
It’s not a clock, one arrow points to your feet and the other points to the man who wants to lick them. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5402 |
See, now you don't have to trust me anymore |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5403 |
I would be more open with my feelings if we scheduled our sessions later in the morning. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5404 |
It lets the patient know when their hour is about up. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
5405 |
Let's get to the point. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
5406 |
So much for the 50 minute hour. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
5407 |
Well, Joe, my therapist wants me to focus on self care this year. This makes it easy to see how many minutes we have left to think about your problems, before I can go back to thinking about my own. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
5408 |
You better end your story quickly otherwise you are down by another 200 |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
5409 |
You have 8 minutes. Outline your plans for wearing regular pants. |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
5410 |
It's like the only thing my wife can talk about is her biological clock and all I hear is ticking! |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
5411 |
I hope it helps to remind what we talk about “me time” |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
5412 |
My kids suggested I download TikTok |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
5413 |
Well, we're almost OUT OF TIME for today. |
1.1011 |
0.03214 |
89 |
80 |
9 |
0 |
5414 |
I see we are out of time. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5415 |
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5416 |
Just wait til you hear the alarm |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5417 |
I'm sensing a lot of male energy this week, Mr Baker |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5418 |
We’ve got lots of time. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5419 |
No, but looking on the bright side we can enjoy a hot buttered croissant in about seven minutes. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
5420 |
Time's nearly up. You only have a hundred and ninety-eight more sessions to go! |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5421 |
I’ve decided to start charging by the inch. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5422 |
Ha, Ha,Ha. Got it at a Twilight Zone benefit auction. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5423 |
Just a reminder that after six o' clock I get time and a half. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5424 |
There's something different about your office. Did you get new curtains? |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5425 |
You have 7 minutes to solve your problems. Then I report you're hopeless. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5426 |
Oh no. It's to relieve your anxiety about the hour ending. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5427 |
I |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5428 |
Of course, I move it to the back room for my chronophobics. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5429 |
A dollar a minute is so yesterday, since we added a second hand. |
1.1000 |
0.03015 |
100 |
90 |
10 |
0 |
5430 |
And as we age, time seems to loom larger in our lives ... |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5431 |
Our time is up. On the wall. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5432 |
Why do we always end on Y? |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
5433 |
This has been real. Too bad we've got to stop in 145 seconds. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5434 |
This Giant clock might be counterproductive to my sex therapy sessions. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5435 |
How does the clock the remind you of your mother-in-law? |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5436 |
Have you thought about some ways you can practice living in the present? |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5437 |
All I can come up with, right now, is tick talk. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5438 |
I hate to tell you, but this is the only instance where time is on your side. |
1.1000 |
0.04570 |
80 |
75 |
2 |
3 |
5439 |
My hands always feel so small here. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5440 |
You're already over your 50 minute hour, Jeff. |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
5441 |
It appears you were assigned to the ADHD time-blindness prolonged exposure group. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5442 |
I know, I shouldn't have done it, but people kept calling me a shrink |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5443 |
One more round of anything before Happy Hour is over? |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5444 |
50-minutes to process a childhood filled of trauma? Game on. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5445 |
Now,…when I snap my fingers, you will wake-up and ignore the clock, so that I can have time to run across the street to grab a coffee before the next patient. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5446 |
What I’m trying to say is you should stop wasting time on the little things |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5447 |
I stooped it for my hypnotherapy sessions. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5448 |
Mr Gabriel, we have 5 minutes left but we can talk about big topics if you like. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5449 |
You have more time for yourself than you realize |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5450 |
Time heals all wounds, Jimmy. |
1.1000 |
0.03180 |
90 |
81 |
9 |
0 |
5451 |
We’ve got 6 1/2 minutes left to unpack your childhood trauma. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5452 |
Regression therapy to lying in your crib waiting for your parents to hear you screaming. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
5453 |
Time is of the essence. And you have 5 more minutes. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
5454 |
I really think we need to move on to why you have trouble setting expectations. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
5455 |
Wow,what a beautiful timeset. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
5456 |
Time out for some Medical Marijuana? |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
5457 |
It's a boredom sensor. It practically disappears when the cat burglar comes in for therapy. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5458 |
It’s to distract you from YOUR troubles. |
1.0986 |
0.04555 |
71 |
66 |
3 |
2 |
5459 |
7 more minutes |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5460 |
Glad I talked to a person today. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5461 |
Stay in the present, now! |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5462 |
Are you going to sleep through the next six hours seven minutes and 56 seconds until the end of the world? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5463 |
Fascinating tale, Mr. Van Winkle. We'll see you again in 2044! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5464 |
I took a sculpture class. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5465 |
Make it quick. At 6pm I start charging time-and-a-half. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5466 |
We'll try to induce just enough anxiety for the insurance to cover the entire visit. Go ahead, --tell your life story in 7 minutes 56 seconds. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5467 |
Wow, time flies! I better wake up quick, places
to go, people to see! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5468 |
We embrace The Big Ben Theory." |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5469 |
You're thinking of the doomsday clock. In 7 minutes and 57 seconds you'll be dead,anything else you want to get off your chest? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5470 |
I figured it'd help you stop agonizing over whether I was stretching or glancing at my watch. Either way, that's time. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5471 |
Is it me or is that clock going back in time as much as I have during this session? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5472 |
Why do you keep repeating. "Punctuality is the their of time"? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5473 |
I had you in for a “cinq a sept” but you can keep talking if you want. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5474 |
I firmly believe people will get to the gist of their problem when they are reminded of just how much time they are wasting. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5475 |
Honey what time is that dinner party? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5476 |
So, you mentioned in our last session that your partner was clocking your every move, how is that going? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5477 |
We set it to Sweden time because they have the best mental health index. No correlation so far. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5478 |
Who’s watching it harder? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5479 |
Time's up you big old clock! happy new ear!! 💀🌟 |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5480 |
The hand of time… stays on my mind! |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5481 |
It’s a clock, not a metronome. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5482 |
I have a time management problem. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5483 |
Tell me again why you think your time is about up. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5484 |
So sometimes the obvious is hardest to see. But, well . . . it's time. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5485 |
It's from the Peter Gabriel collection. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5486 |
It helps me to know how close I am to victory. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5487 |
I notice you keep looking at the clock. How do you feel about it? |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5488 |
It”s all a matter of perspective isn’t it? |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5489 |
You're way too preoccupied with the time. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5490 |
Only time will tell if we can treat your neuroses. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5491 |
We got time yet.
The Doomsday Clock reads only seven minutes to six. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5492 |
We're past hour time. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5493 |
It’s a psychological trick you see—the bigger the clock, the more time you have. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5494 |
It’s bar time. Please leave in eight minutes. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5495 |
This way I can charge by the millisecond. |
1.0980 |
0.03555 |
102 |
94 |
6 |
2 |
5496 |
Next week, share your distaste for women with large hands. |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
5497 |
Ok, I know my health insurance company's rules are annoying, but isn't this a tad OCD? |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
5498 |
Perhaps it's best for both of us to run out the clock with pleasant daydreams. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
5499 |
This really surpasses my skills as a furniture salesperson and besides, we close in five minutes. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
5500 |
You seem to be stuck on the idea that time is running out. Would you like to talk about it? |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
5501 |
In the minute we have left, tell me more about your worst fear for 2024. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
5502 |
this session is only 50 minutes long |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
5503 |
Some clients find it therapeutic to stare at my big clock and imagine Elon Musk dying in a housefire. Personally, I think about hitting him so hard in the nuts that his organs fail... watching him die in agony while I rub one out. |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
5504 |
Time's up. Forget about your dog, John Wick. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
5505 |
Time equals money, so since I make big bucks... |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5506 |
Congratulations, jackass, you've almost wasted another 50 minute hour sniveling, bitching, and moaning. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5507 |
Don't think about time. Just relax you mind. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5508 |
I worry that I’ll never make it to the big time. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5509 |
I see you're a few minutes short of a full deck... I mean, our time is up. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5510 |
Just to make it abundantly clear, we’re almost out of time. |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
5511 |
It's just to remind you that I charge by the minute... |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5512 |
See, even the clock wants to know what for! |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5513 |
Just so you know, Dave, that the jumbo clock should negate the need for me to say, “it’s time to wrap up today’s session”. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5514 |
You know, it doesn’t have to be the “Doomsday Clock”. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5515 |
Oh wow, we forgot to set the clock back last October! |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5516 |
I was thinking we should make the most of our time together. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5517 |
I'm glad we were able to address your financial anxiety.
You did some important, good work today. . . .
Well, looks like we went three minutes, four seconds over time.
I'll add $25.56 to your invoice. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5518 |
A watched clock never boils...or something like that. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5519 |
I'd help you turn back time, but I can't reach the big hand. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5520 |
Our time’s almost up. Let’s switch. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5521 |
So you mentioned that you have a fear of big clocks |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5522 |
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, so boring. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5523 |
It's from the first act of La Traviata |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5524 |
WOW! That’s a big ass clock! |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5525 |
I don't think I need to remind you that your time is almost up. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5526 |
Wake up, it's almost over |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5527 |
And when my 5 th Birthday came around….. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5528 |
We just painted this on the wall to distract you from the time. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5529 |
How do you feel about the time running out? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5530 |
We’ll pick up on this next January 1st |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5531 |
Its not 2 seconds to doomsday if you look at the clock like this |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5532 |
Not what I had in mind when I said I needed some help… big time |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
5533 |
You can start getting up now, the session is almost over. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5534 |
Don't worry about my fees. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5535 |
Time for the 2-minute drill. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5536 |
Yes, I'd say that you have a big time conflict for sure. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5537 |
‘ Tell me about your mother in one sentence’ |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5538 |
I find that the time (get it?) it takes the patient (you!) to comment on it explains a lot. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5539 |
oh the clock? I got a great deal on it at a Big Ben refurbished parts sale this weekend |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5540 |
Any quick thoughts? You are on the clock. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5541 |
Do you want the short version or the long version? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5542 |
so you can tell when time is up |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5543 |
You know the big hand is about to point at the 11, right? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5544 |
About 10 minutes, maybe a little less. Please, go ahead with what you were saying. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5545 |
We thought it would remind our patients that every second we share here matters... including your long pauses, which are also billable. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5546 |
That specific time in your life, in no uncertain terms, presents as glaringly obvious." |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5547 |
I think you're waiting just to see that pretty anchor. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5548 |
No, I said I never outgrew playing with *Dalis*. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
5549 |
This way you’ll know when our time is up. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
5550 |
Your time is running out!
But so is mine! |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
5551 |
I’m sorry, but as you can see, your time is up. |
1.0962 |
0.03210 |
104 |
95 |
8 |
1 |
5552 |
Tell me why you feel like the walls are closing in. |
1.0962 |
0.05668 |
52 |
49 |
1 |
2 |
5553 |
That’s our time. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5554 |
Time is money, perception is reality, reality is subjective, time is a flat circle, do you want to talk about the elephant in the room? |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5555 |
Thinking the clock got bigger is your repression of time management duties but it also helps me see the time without my glasses. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5556 |
Yes, the stroke of 5:53 on an analog clock simultaneously resembles both an erect penis and a woman's vulva. Shall we explore this insight further? |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5557 |
There is no pressure, but your time is almost up. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5558 |
You'll have to speak up. I can't hear you. |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
5559 |
Not to disturb your processing, but our session is up. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5560 |
Your personal doomsday clock, it seems, is pretty relaxed about it all. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5561 |
I can buy an even bigger clock when I increase my rates next month! |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5562 |
I think we’ve resolved your anxiety problem but your eyesight needs some serious attention. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5563 |
I get it - you have evening hours. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5564 |
I got the idea from "La Traviata". |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5565 |
You can't say I didn't let you know the time of day. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5566 |
Millenial therapy. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5567 |
What's the time honey? Oh, I never look at the clock on a weekend! |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
5568 |
Patient: "Doctor there's not enough time to tell you everything." Doctor: There you go again, making problems bigger than they are." |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5569 |
As you can see, we’re at time. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5570 |
I call it 'My Big Ben' - time is money! So, take your time and tell me all about your problems. |
1.0957 |
0.03726 |
94 |
87 |
5 |
2 |
5571 |
I bill my overtime rate after your 50-minute hour. |
1.0952 |
0.04913 |
63 |
59 |
2 |
2 |
5572 |
But before we pause, why do you think she was in bed with him, wearing your old letterman's coat, and eating sardines from the can? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5573 |
When the clock hits 6, you'll be. ready for an early dinner! |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5574 |
Nope..not flying for me. How about you? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5575 |
I just get ticked off so easily |
1.0952 |
0.02878 |
105 |
95 |
10 |
0 |
5576 |
It was at this moment she realized she would indeed need the 3d and final degree which included how to know when the clients time was up. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5577 |
No, no...take all the time you need! |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
5578 |
We’re having great results with the tic toc hypnotherapy. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5579 |
die and then no more worries |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5580 |
Looks like our time is up. We will deal with your increasing anxiety issue next time. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5581 |
Relax there’s no need for you to wear your tri-focals during your session. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5582 |
Hey! Wake up, young man! Your 50 minute hour ended two and a half minutes ago. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5583 |
Well, your hour's up. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5584 |
Let’s spend our last seven minutes discussing why you feel people are always dismissing you. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5585 |
Well rest assured! Time is on your side. |
1.0952 |
0.04015 |
84 |
78 |
4 |
2 |
5586 |
So let’s continue working on your anxiety. You have 7 minutes and 53 seconds left. |
1.0952 |
0.04913 |
63 |
59 |
2 |
2 |
5587 |
I’ve found it helps patients to pick their battles wisely. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5588 |
Oh my goodness Your hour ended three minutes
I'm going to have to charge you for overtime |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5589 |
Good thing it's almost halftime. This chair and your problems are both making me uncomfortable. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5590 |
Ain’t it funny how time slips away, Willie |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5591 |
Well, I see our time is up. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5592 |
And how long have you been having issues with the tiktok? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5593 |
Used to have a cuckoo clock but the bird scared some clients. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5594 |
This might Really sound crazy but I have to go change my clothes. My wife said I need to be in “after six” attire. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5595 |
Well, it's time to talk about your mother. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5596 |
Session almost up and I’m still in kindergarten |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5597 |
Just think of it as the big "Y" that's always hanging in the air at the end of our sessions. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5598 |
Let's talk about some of the obvious time sensitive issues in your life |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5599 |
Time weighs heavily on you. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5600 |
To be honest it’s my chronophobia.
My colleagues said you were relentless. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5601 |
Dinners at 6 |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5602 |
You’re late… again. Did I risk my livelihood writing off this clock for nothing? |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5603 |
Oh ignore that. It’s just a friendly reminder that time doesn’t stand still for anyone or anything- including those who bill hourly. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5604 |
Flav’s a friend. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5605 |
Sometimes I just feel Time bearing down on me! |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5606 |
You have about 7 minutes until your medication wears off. Then we can start. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5607 |
7 minutes & 56 seconds and your nap time it's over. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5608 |
We won't miss it this year. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5609 |
It's a present from a dyslexic patient who heard me say I needed a clock wall. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5610 |
Now I know we started late, but I’m still charging for the hour. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5611 |
So - you feel like time is hanging over you... |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5612 |
Quickly? No, I am certain is going backwards. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5613 |
So, when did your anxiety about the fleeting nature of time first start? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5614 |
Well we are nearly out of time |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5615 |
It appears I have curd your Insomnia. You can pay $300 on the way out. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5616 |
Don't worry. There's still time. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5617 |
Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand, but not for analysts who are paid by the minute. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5618 |
What brings you here?” I go to therapy just so someone will talk to me without looking at their phon |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5619 |
Can you tell me what the clock says? |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5620 |
I keep thinking it's Tuesday.. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5621 |
I’m sensing some real daddy issues around your father being Chronos. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5622 |
When the WFH gentry is called for office interviews |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5623 |
Okay, let’s discuss why you find it threatening. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5624 |
I’d like to see you again. Every other week until the end of time. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5625 |
Now you say you feel like your life is slipping away. Why do you think that is? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5626 |
This will keep us focused! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5627 |
Now that you've punched in on your time card, relax, take your time, and tell me all your problems. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5628 |
Five more minutes…zzz |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5629 |
Gee, I hadn't noticed but our time is almost up. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5630 |
Can we start over"
Dan Brady, Highland, New York |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5631 |
Any closing thoughts? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5632 |
I got the idea from the baseball pitch clock--you have 15 seconds to deliver your bitch. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5633 |
…and why exactly do you think time is controlling everyone? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5634 |
I’d love to let you nap, but our times getting close. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5635 |
Wow. Big Pharma sending you this big clock really rubs it in how much they control our work together. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
5636 |
I understand it can be off putting at first, but you can only run behind for so long before people start leaving angry reviews on yelp. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5637 |
It doubles as an exercise wheel. |
1.0928 |
0.02961 |
97 |
88 |
9 |
0 |
5638 |
This doesn’t appear to be the best time to delve into your family interactions over the holidays. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5639 |
Well, I see by the big hand on the clock. . . |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5640 |
On the count of 3, tell me how you have felt in your last 17 lives. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5641 |
It is for my clients with Parking Meter Phobia. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5642 |
Welcome to couples therapy you two. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5643 |
I have to wake you now. Our session ended almost an hour ago. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5644 |
If this is what it takes to get a nap… |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5645 |
So tell me more about your relationship with your mother in the next 6 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5646 |
Well, there was this genie, see... |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5647 |
I hope you realize that your time is running out! |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5648 |
I shared a shipment with a sex worker in my building. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5649 |
Every time you lie, the clock grows and slows…we may be here a while… |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5650 |
Living your life - minute by minute |
1.0923 |
0.04765 |
65 |
61 |
2 |
2 |
5651 |
We bill on the quarter hour. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5652 |
Time sure flies when you’re having fun. |
1.0923 |
0.04765 |
65 |
61 |
2 |
2 |
5653 |
I know your New Year resolution is to get up at the vertical hour, but must we |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5654 |
Your acceptance of responsibility for your actions is perceptive big time. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5655 |
I’m sorry, we’re out of time. We can pick up your fear of clocks in your next session. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5656 |
You keep saying "my time's almost up." We were making such great progress. Where is all of this negativity coming from Mr. Smith? |
1.0923 |
0.04765 |
65 |
61 |
2 |
2 |
5657 |
Imagine you had all the time in the world to overcome your problems, and not just the next seven minutes. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5658 |
Come to think of it, we can just stare to kill time you know! |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5659 |
Oh no, I can’t keep it straight anymore. Is that seven minutes until I ovulate, or until your ED meds kick in? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5660 |
Peter Gabriel, c. 1986 |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5661 |
Your wife seems to think you worry too much, John |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5662 |
Time really is a healer. I'm just here to get your credit card details. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5663 |
Do we both have dementia or we in same dimension? |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5664 |
Well, you could try a Lacanian analyst. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5665 |
Yes as I told you, I'm a strict Freudian, so' time's up. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5666 |
Sleep all you want but in 2 minutes your time is up! |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5667 |
Wake up ... and you owe me for three extra minutes. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5668 |
Are we at a standstill? |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5669 |
Get to the point! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5670 |
You are feeliing sleepy. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5671 |
The only thing that can bring an end to any suffering is time. As luck would have it, your time is up. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5672 |
No matter what I’m doing in life, I always feel like I’m running out of time |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5673 |
When you wake up, ‘happy hour’ will be over, and you’ll remain in this state… |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5674 |
We’ve gone 2-1/2 minutes past your allotted time so there will be an extra $25 added to your bill today. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5675 |
So you're saying time IS on my side, but every week it just feels like it's looming over me just ticking away. |
1.0920 |
0.03116 |
87 |
79 |
8 |
0 |
5676 |
I bill by the hour, you know. |
1.0920 |
0.03519 |
87 |
80 |
6 |
1 |
5677 |
A-hum. Sorry to wake you but my next patient needs his nap too. |
1.0918 |
0.03579 |
98 |
91 |
5 |
2 |
5678 |
Make every moment count. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5679 |
Our whole practice installed the new clocks, they are supposed to make patients feel better about paying $4 a minute for therapy. |
1.0909 |
0.04208 |
77 |
72 |
3 |
2 |
5680 |
Talk till six and you'll get charged overtime. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5681 |
How big does the clock look to you? |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5682 |
I'd say your health insurer's id is the real issue here. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5683 |
If you care for my advice raise a finger,
otherwise continue resting." |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5684 |
I’m on a tight schedule today, John. Let’s wrap it up in 10, shall we? |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5685 |
No worries, take your time! |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
66 |
62 |
2 |
2 |
5686 |
Please try to squeeze the last forty years of your life into the next seven minutes. |
1.0909 |
0.03082 |
88 |
80 |
8 |
0 |
5687 |
We can take a break in seven minutes. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5688 |
When will it finally be time to leave the office |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5689 |
It can also calculate my per minute cost. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5690 |
See, you cannot control time either. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5691 |
How about long story short. We’re short on time. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5692 |
You clearly have to learn to deal with stress. By the way time is money and your 50 minutes are nearly over. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5693 |
You seem fixated on money.” |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5694 |
The clock expresses the value of my time. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5695 |
Sorry! Your session just ended; will provide the
answer at your next session. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5696 |
If you let it all go, you CAN encapsulate your life into a "sound bite!" |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5697 |
So, in the final 2 minutes could you summarize your inner conflicts and the reality, as you see it, of your condition today ......just for my notes. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5698 |
57 seconds to our 6 minute countdown. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5699 |
I’m afraid we’re out of wall for the time. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5700 |
You have exceeded your 50 minutes
That will result in a fine on your next statement
Have a nice day |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5701 |
And how do you genuinely feel about ambiguity? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5702 |
I have this awful dread that time is running out. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5703 |
Black Friday sales, 70% off, and my husband forgot to check the size. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5704 |
It seems longer, doesn’t it? But still only 300 for the hour. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5705 |
I hypnotize you to help you to quit smoking. I did not hypnotize you too go completely to sleep for 45 minutes. And, yes, you still have to pay for the full hour. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5706 |
53 minutes. Looks like we hit the 90837. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5707 |
When that alarm goes off, he’ll want to pay and |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5708 |
The little hand tells the hour. The big hand tells the minutes. Would you like me to repeat that? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5709 |
I like that clock big time. Don't you? |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5710 |
No, I’m not a Lacanian and it’s not the placebo effect. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5711 |
That clock might feel gigantic, but feelings aren't facts. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5712 |
Do you have any better ideas for exposure therapy, Mr. "Fear of Mortality" |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5713 |
The shorter the session the least you pay |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5714 |
Therapist: Our time is up… Client: My nap is up… |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5715 |
I know you’re tired, but I’m not so sure you’re new approach to treating me with role reversal is going to work.” At 6 we switch back. Ok? OKAY???!! |
1.0909 |
0.03480 |
88 |
81 |
6 |
1 |
5716 |
Please close your eyes...now I'd like you to think of something specific. Something that will not breach the security of your organization and that you will not object to having disclosed to this group. Something personal, perhaps. |
1.0899 |
0.03795 |
89 |
83 |
4 |
2 |
5717 |
Why yes, your HMO bills by the second. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
5718 |
The clock face is inflated to reflect my extortionate fees! |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5719 |
Looks like your 53 minutes and 2 seconds are up! |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5720 |
DO YOU EVER GET THE FEELING THAT TIME IS RUNNING OUT ON YOU? |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5721 |
"oh the clock? It's a special service we provide." |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5722 |
As an arbitrary human construct, time ought not dominate our lives. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
5723 |
I am glad you recognize the obvious now. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5724 |
Congratulations, you made it to the bi |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5725 |
Unfortunately, our time is up. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5726 |
Who knows when we shall meet again
if ever . .
but Time keeps rolling like a river . . |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5727 |
The route to spilling your guts costs 20 bucks a minute. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5728 |
I don’t want you to feel rushed, but our time is almost up. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5729 |
Why this sudden interest in eschatology? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5730 |
I'll have you cured in just under an hour. |
1.0896 |
0.04626 |
67 |
63 |
2 |
2 |
5731 |
You are , literally, almost out of time |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5732 |
Looks like our time is…all grown up. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5733 |
You're two minutes and 33 seconds over your Freudian hour. Don't make me tell your mother about this. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5734 |
Huge round window. What else can you do? I just have to remember to move the hands. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5735 |
I feel my masculinity is defibitely running out of time |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5736 |
I keep working and working on myself, but she just won’t give me the time of day. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5737 |
I think you're incurable, big time. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5738 |
Billing? Let's not talk about that. I find it counter-productive. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5739 |
Ah, Bob, I can see that we are pretty darn close to being out of time. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5740 |
It's always been wearable, said The Wall. |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5741 |
So....you only have to think positive for seven more minutes according to my 'happy hour' timer. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5742 |
Time IS an object |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5743 |
Heavy is the price of the hand that go over. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5744 |
Time's up, Mr. Green, but, as I'm free, you can continue your kvetching for another hour. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5745 |
You have 57 second remaining for this week's session. We'll have to cover your panic attacks have my 2-week vacation. |
1.0886 |
0.03688 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5746 |
Failing to meet our 2024 resolutions after just one week. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5747 |
We may as well wait out the rest of the year... |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5748 |
Although our time is not quite up, I'm calling the code due to the excessive sniveling. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5749 |
It helps some patients avoid last minute realizations only to be deferred to the next session. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5750 |
Yes, Mr. Thurman; the 50" minute aspect of our sessions probably don't need to be emphasized this much for you to make progress.
Well, we are running over; see you next week at five. Shall we?" |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5751 |
I had that installed so there will be no further questions as to when your hour is up. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5752 |
The burden of time weighs heavy on my patients. Personally, I am burdened by Craigslist requests. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5753 |
So what is it about my tie that makes you think about role reversal? |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5754 |
I charge by the hour, but really it’s only 53 minutes. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5755 |
I've heard it is related to a Mayan Calendar -- something ancient peoples used to record time. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5756 |
Doc, I just can’t shake the feeling that time is slipping away. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5757 |
I’m very glad Apple has finally broken into analog. |
1.0882 |
0.02822 |
102 |
93 |
9 |
0 |
5758 |
Well, I guess I can't read it either... |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5759 |
The symbolism is that our lives are ticking away.
And... your hour is almost up. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5760 |
But I thought we were only seconds from nuclear annihilation. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5761 |
Tell me about your mother’s watch… |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5762 |
Just 6 hours and 7 minutes more,hun! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5763 |
It will be 5:55 shortly, Bob. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5764 |
She: I see our time is almost up.
He: What? Your so good at monitoring the time of these sessions. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5765 |
Ahh, we’re out of time. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5766 |
Parenting is hard. Try visualizing having more time for yourself... |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5767 |
My designer said "scale creates impact." Obviously, it's a learned skill. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5768 |
No pressure- we have all the time in the world. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5769 |
Our session is almost over. Do you have anything to say? |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5770 |
In seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds your carriage will be turning into a pumpkin. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5771 |
Do you think my new clock is distracting? |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5772 |
We’ve made a huge breakthrough today! It seems your clock envy might trace all the way back to your first session here. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5773 |
Before, only the clock annoyed me here... |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5774 |
Not that were keeping track, but, is there anything else you would like to talk about in the next 6 minutes and 56 seconds. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5775 |
But you said, and I quote, “I just wanna Watch TV on Christmas!” |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5776 |
Doctor,I think I have Large-Clock-Seeing Disease |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5777 |
Why do you feel like time is running out? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5778 |
I'm sure you must think this is a much larger concern than it really is! |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5779 |
NO, I don't dream about the clock. But I dream every night about the ticking. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5780 |
Sir,hello. I'm here to help you. However, dreaming isn't free in this wing. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5781 |
Really, that's stressful - tell me more next time |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5782 |
I am afraid we have to take your miseries to the next year tomorrow. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5783 |
Look, in case you haven't noticed, bud, times' about up. Better get a grip, pronto. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5784 |
Yeah, I get it. Hell, you can see from space that our time is almost up. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5785 |
My rate changes at 6 pm sharp. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5786 |
And how does that -TICK- and how does that -TOCK- and how that make you -TICK- feel? - TOCK |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5787 |
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5788 |
Your 53 minutes are up. You can finish that sentence on your next appointment. |
1.0870 |
0.03397 |
115 |
108 |
4 |
3 |
5789 |
Do you like jam or butter on your bread? |
1.0870 |
0.04495 |
69 |
65 |
2 |
2 |
5790 |
Just like "Top Chef," on "Top Psychoanalyst" I have 50 minutes to listen and then blame your parents. Your time starts now. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5791 |
I’m charging you big time for this session. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5792 |
I think that we show a lot of self control by not drinking till 6PM ... |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5793 |
But I digress...let's talk about you! |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5794 |
No... You won't be able to catch "Happy Hour"... |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5795 |
It's like Time marches on,but I just don't know what it means! |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5796 |
Well, Mary, I see it is two minutes until our 55-minute time is up but since I WAS 1/2 an hour late, we'll go ahead and wrap it up now. How does that sound to you? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5797 |
You have exactly seven minutes and fifty-seven seconds left to tell me about your anxiety. |
1.0870 |
0.03334 |
92 |
85 |
6 |
1 |
5798 |
Let’s wrap up all of your problems in the next seven minutes and get you out of here. |
1.0870 |
0.02954 |
92 |
84 |
8 |
0 |
5799 |
We've gone past the 50-minute hour |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5800 |
Uhuh, hmm, yeah, right, ok, time’s up! |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5801 |
Yes, let’s call it a gift from the healthcare administrators. |
1.0865 |
0.03089 |
104 |
96 |
7 |
1 |
5802 |
I see that our time is up |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5803 |
And could you rate that on a scale from 1 to 12? |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5804 |
It's almost as if I can hear my internal clock tick. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5805 |
¨Time really does fly when you are half asleep. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5806 |
Well, Mr. Levenbux, I think our time is up for today. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5807 |
It's there for those who always need to know the time. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5808 |
You charge by the minute and the big clock is not helping! |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5809 |
I know I was late for our session but did you really have to hang up the Clock of Damacles? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5810 |
Tell me more about your new tic. |
1.0857 |
0.04432 |
70 |
66 |
2 |
2 |
5811 |
Time's never up; you're in hell. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5812 |
And how does the passage of time make you feel? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5813 |
You have 7 minutes to tell me about your life after you fell for the cute girl in kindergarten. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5814 |
The large clock test gives an accurate reading of your mental health. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5815 |
Time waits for no breakthrough. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5816 |
It's about time you found something to replace that awful obelisk. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5817 |
It takes time to heal |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5818 |
That should cure your time blindness |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5819 |
As you can probably tell, there are no phones allowed. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5820 |
Shrink: 'While we're on the subject, what's got you all wound up?' |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5821 |
How far back in time do you want me to go? |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5822 |
It's like the Doomsday Clock -- only just for our session. |
1.0854 |
0.03557 |
82 |
76 |
5 |
1 |
5823 |
They say that time flies when you're having fun. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5824 |
Don’ worry. It’s just a more visual way of letting us know when our time is up.” |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5825 |
Could you explain again why you feel pressed for time? |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5826 |
Well, Rose, we finally made it big time. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5827 |
I prefer to keep the doctor/patient relationship formal. Please call me Dr. Quasimodo. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5828 |
Each line is another 25 bucks. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5829 |
Doc, I diagnose this clock with delusions of grandeur!"
"Mr. Williams, what clock? |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5830 |
""That will assure that we have no disagreement on the billing. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5831 |
The hands go around once every time you pleasure yourself. I use it in the office as a fan. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5832 |
I think. you know what I'm about to say. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5833 |
Well, this didn't work. Fortunately, it's almost time for a drink. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5834 |
You only have 8 minutes left before you have to admit that all your problems are your fault. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5835 |
It’s from my insurance provider! |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5836 |
This is why you pay me the big bucks. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5837 |
“No, that’s not the doomsday clock.” |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5838 |
I'll discount your next bill if you wind my clock for me. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5839 |
Christ! What an asshole! |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5840 |
I think you need an eye doctor more than a therapist. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5841 |
I figured I could ask for more money if my hours were bigger |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5842 |
They must really want us out by 10am. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5843 |
In about seven minutes you'll be exitentially free |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5844 |
And if we wait a few minutes, I think that’s time. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5845 |
The big hand is almost on the 12. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5846 |
Do you ever feel like you are pressed for time? |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5847 |
‘’I’d say it’s about time you wake up” |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5848 |
It appears you envy the big one. |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5849 |
As you can see, we’re about eight inches over our time. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5850 |
Talk fast because at 6 pm I lose my license" |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
5851 |
I like my patients to know how much time they could be spending literally anywhere else. |
1.0833 |
0.03199 |
96 |
89 |
6 |
1 |
5852 |
Well, Robert, it looks like our time is up, a little to the right, and now seven feet in diameter. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5853 |
Five to six Prozacs may do the trick, give or take. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5854 |
NOW can you agree that I see our time is up? |
1.0833 |
0.03034 |
84 |
77 |
7 |
0 |
5855 |
Time is on my side |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5856 |
Your problems are big time. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5857 |
Third date. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5858 |
Don’t worry about going over. I’ll keep track of time for our session |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5859 |
Your Nap will end in 6.5 minutes! |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5860 |
I find it therapeutic to see the progress due to the passage of time during our sessions, even if your prognosis seems to be static. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5861 |
The hour hand is pointing at your feet! You know what that means!? It's time for me to SUCK ON YOUR TOES!!! |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5862 |
Did you really just suggest “a place for everything and everything in time”? You couldn’t have told me that when we started? |
1.0833 |
0.04924 |
60 |
57 |
1 |
2 |
5863 |
It’s about seven minutes to 6 PM. Don’t fret about it. You are not alone in not being tell time with analog clocks and watches. Time to get a digital one! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5864 |
Let's rock around the clock tonight. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5865 |
It’s certainly more into than your therapy. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5866 |
And now you have seven minutes left. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5867 |
Well, great! We just ticked along beautifully today, Barney! While I'm not, in the least, obsessively or neurotically fixated on your sessions time allotment, please know that you have 7 minutes and 52 seconds left to tock. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5868 |
Perhaps you could use your remaining eight minutes to discuss why you believe no one loves you. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5869 |
Be obsessed with time, let the others go. Then all will be well, because time passes. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5870 |
I can help but the process takes time. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5871 |
You should know that I charge by the second. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5872 |
Lying to me won't make the time go any faster. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5873 |
It's been stuck at that time for two days, you need to replace the battery. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5874 |
It REALLY looks like our time is up for today. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5875 |
Sometimes I feel that time’s weighing on me… |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5876 |
I’ve noticed a pattern in our conversations and it’s time we talked about it. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5877 |
I have one big hand and one small hand, I’m either too slow or too fast , but never enough! I feel like I’m just going in circles |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5878 |
Please ignore it, I am using it to track my menstrual cycles. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5879 |
And remember, if I can’t resolve your issues with your dad at the end of this hour, your session is free! |
1.0833 |
0.04311 |
72 |
68 |
2 |
2 |
5880 |
Let's try again. What number is the big hand on? |
1.0824 |
0.03435 |
85 |
79 |
5 |
1 |
5881 |
Wrapping up....how do you see your therapy insurance coverage changing this year? |
1.0824 |
0.03821 |
85 |
80 |
3 |
2 |
5882 |
"Excuse me Doctor, I go by William not Bill."
' |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5883 |
Tell me about your experience listening to King Bczzar on Reverbnation.com. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5884 |
It is abundantly clear…. you waste my time and your money. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5885 |
Larger…and faster. It’s all relative. Same old, same old. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5886 |
Soooo, that's all I wanted to share about my current issues.
In our remaining time this hour, I would like to hear about what's troubling you .... |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5887 |
The clock gets bigger every time my rates go up. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5888 |
Tick, tick, tick, tick…..Go on. What were you saying? Tick, tick, tick. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5889 |
Try to wrap this up in the 7 minutes you have remaining. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5890 |
You're living on borrowed time. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5891 |
Only seven more minutes till Happy Hour! |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5892 |
Your wife says it makes her feel self-conscious when you stare at her like that. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5893 |
I am legally obligated to tell you we are three minutes into my ooovertiiime raaate . . . |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5894 |
Seven minutes is more than enough to learn the worth of a while |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
5895 |
Time marches onward at a relentless pace. So don't waste my time whining about your mother, father, wife, kids, friends, pets, health or career. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
5896 |
Harvard and Yale? You've really made it big-time. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5897 |
Remember, no client's challenge under two minutes. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5898 |
It's almost time for the Bob Newhart Show. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
5899 |
Regarding your chronophobia, have you ever considered exposure therapy? |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
5900 |
Yes, they are both big hands, but the larger of the two is the minute hand. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5901 |
Ok, I'm going to stop you here. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5902 |
We have about 8 minutes and 57 seconds left in your session, give or take. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
5903 |
It appears that you are entering dream time. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5904 |
It's a reminder that I am in fact a successful TikToker. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5905 |
I just want you to stay aware of how much of my time you're wasting. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5906 |
Time and a half for overtime! Medicare has defined an hour as 37 to 45 minutes. |
1.0820 |
0.04845 |
61 |
58 |
1 |
2 |
5907 |
Mr now tell me the time. Hey Doc you took a cab to make me see through the back of the clocktower just to tell you the time? That you could have asked me in clinic itself, Now please don't tell me to I have travelled time. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
5908 |
this is to let my patients know I charge by the hour |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5909 |
Therapist: And it's gonna happen at six o'clock so you'd better buckle up |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
5910 |
Relax and learn how to live in the moment. |
1.0814 |
0.03396 |
86 |
80 |
5 |
1 |
5911 |
IF MAX SCHERZER CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT. |
1.0811 |
0.04197 |
74 |
70 |
2 |
2 |
5912 |
Nap's over, Roger. We're running into golden time. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5913 |
No problem, as you can see we have plenty of time here. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5914 |
It's some retro-art-thingie I picked up. I think it came from one of those old bank places or something; who knows. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5915 |
I’d wrap it up before the end of the hour if I were you. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5916 |
Trust me. I'm not trying to get rid of you. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5917 |
This tells you to put your mouth where your money is! |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5918 |
Napping is the best therapy. But with the office closing in seven minutes, what does my therapist think? |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5919 |
And I want to thank you for choosing me, the only therapist located on the other side of Big Ben… |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5920 |
Times up on our relationship. So we keep losing our tempers, fudge it! |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5921 |
So we agree that the fundamental concept to your healing is that time is irrelevant. I cannot understand why you’re not improving… |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5922 |
That's just the doomsday clock. Your session still has time. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5923 |
Lately I have been feeling like I’m running out of time, you know? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5924 |
Can you tell me how it makes you FEEL? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5925 |
It’s just a subtle reminder that it’s a 50 minute hour. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5926 |
Daylight savings is really traumatic. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5927 |
I can relate, believe me, but I note that we have only 7 minutes and 57 seconds left to work out your obsessive compulsive disorder. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5928 |
I'll give you until 6:55 to let you process all of this. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5929 |
I see our time is just about up. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5930 |
And now, a word from our sponsor . . . |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5931 |
Maynard, should be talk about your unusual obsession with time? I don’t get it. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5932 |
'It's almost 5 o'clock somewhere." |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5933 |
Well, take your pick. Almost dinner or peace march time. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5934 |
There's no fast-food cures with therapy, but I think fries transference may be a thing at 6. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5935 |
Don't get fixated on the clock Mr Smith you still have 6 minutes 56 seconds of your time remaining |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5936 |
i hope Eric Wagner, Bensalem, Pa kills himself |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5937 |
. . and when Mickey's big hand hits twelve, my hourly fee goes up. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5938 |
There's something Freudian about the clock. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5939 |
« Listen, you have about 10 minutes left- just make something up because you seem pretty normal to me… » |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5940 |
Yeah, a patient with a Magritte complex and a lot of time on his hands gave it to me. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5941 |
I know I ran long last time, but this is not helping my anxiety! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5942 |
sometimes exposure therapy isn’t the answer |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5943 |
The concept of time for food is an abstract. Its always time to eat! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5944 |
And when I snap my fingers, you'll awake feeling refreshed, and no longer obsessed with the number 653. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
5945 |
By the way, just three minutes till you begin your end-of-session panic babble where you introduce the most emotionally difficult thing that’s happened all week. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5946 |
I just got this new ID, Ego, Super-Ego diagram for the office. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5947 |
Your time is really up, this is just a drawing ! |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5948 |
Anything else you’d like to talk about before the clock symbolizing your mortality runs out? |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5949 |
7 more minutes and 56 seconds
Let's see, 60 seconds in a minute 60x7=420 ~ 420+56=476
Only 476 seconds to go...
Can't wait for this session to end
BIG TIME |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5950 |
While time and tide may not wait, overtime is icing.. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5951 |
Time's up?" Big time |
1.0800 |
0.04815 |
50 |
47 |
2 |
1 |
5952 |
Because I told my college Sorority Sisters that I would make the big time, that's why! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5953 |
Soprano time |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5954 |
Suppertime. We’ll continue in bed. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5955 |
You're on the clock , but I am on Tic Toc. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5956 |
Time!!!! Let’s pick it up again next week.Will 5 work? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5957 |
Let's talk about another time in your life. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5958 |
We're making a breakthrough here but I still suggest we wrap up before it chimes at 6. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5959 |
Keep your pants on |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5960 |
I find our meetings very inspiring. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5961 |
It’s important to confront our fears in order to overcome them. Now, could you explain this “TikTok hate” you’ve been experiencing again? |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5962 |
My mom always told me, 'time flies when you're lying still.' |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5963 |
It was on sale. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5964 |
You aren’t a business or a school, you don’t operate on an loop and you don’t get to say “Well, we posted a loss in 2023 but 2024 is looking bright.” All time is one unit if it’s a unit at all, there will be no reset, the damage will never end. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5965 |
Again, I apologize. My eye doctor won't return from vacation until Tuesday. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5966 |
SORRY, I SEE THAT OUR TIME IS UP. REALLY. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5967 |
But it didn't look that big when it was in Big Ben. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5968 |
I prefer your pocket watch technique. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5969 |
It's been a long day... why don't you be the doctor for a while... |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5970 |
Oh, that’s just a little something that makes /me/ feel grounded. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5971 |
This is my technique for disengaging my clients from the digital age |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5972 |
I didn't think Time Anxiety referred to post 9- 5 PTSD. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5973 |
When the clock strikes 12 the mouse will come down |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5974 |
Your health insurance provider says this will help your anxiety. |
1.0792 |
0.03355 |
101 |
95 |
4 |
2 |
5975 |
Don't feel rushed. Time is on your side. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5976 |
So tell me more about your time-based anxiety |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5977 |
Tick, tock, Bob.
Yes, you’re on the clock, but no pressure. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5978 |
While consciously you report a low (p)doom score, I can see from your unconscious clock that in just about six hours you’ll be predicting the end of humanity. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5979 |
If you never come back here, remember: You can’t hit the big time punching the clock.” |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5980 |
Why do I say denial? Because you have no idea of the time." |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5981 |
I’m sorry I’m so sorry. I’m chronically early among many other things. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5982 |
Therapist: Go at your own pace. I charge by the minute. |
1.0784 |
0.03016 |
102 |
95 |
6 |
1 |
5983 |
I sometimes wonder if time is an illusion or a dimension. I suppose everything is relative and malleable in the universe but you will still owe me $495 plus tax when you wake up at six o’clock. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5984 |
We agreed to devote a portion of our time today to someone other than your mother. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5985 |
By maximizing our minute second thoughts, paronomasia therapy helps patients hit the big time. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5986 |
Time, Money, your demons...... |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5987 |
I have strict time limits for my sessions. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5988 |
as you can see here we are very focused on how much you pay and how we should not go over tim |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5989 |
I’m sorry, I only ever hear half of what you say over the second hand. How does that make you feel? |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5990 |
Time for a Cool Change |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5991 |
It helps you confront your phobia that time exists. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5992 |
"It stems from my love of watching parking meters expire." |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5993 |
Please try not to watch the clock while you’re in therapy! |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5994 |
it's mostly just a cover for my wass safe. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5995 |
Maybe we both just needed a nap...... |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5996 |
Time solves most problems,however yours is about up. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5997 |
You said in our last meeting that you were thinking about leaving your wife to pursue a huge clock so here you are. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5998 |
Tell me about the time"
Ryan Rynn, New York, N |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5999 |
Is the six minutes and fifty-three seconds we have left enough time for you to help me find a way to confront passive aggressive behaviors? |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6000 |
Time, time, time is on my side. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6001 |
And when you awaken,you will have no recollection of your past defusing bombs. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
6002 |
I can feel the end of our session drawing near. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6003 |
I know our sessions are only 50 minutes, Susan. Let me just get out this last story. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6004 |
Unlocking the present, one session at a time – where time heals and understanding grows. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6005 |
No, I don't think we have time to get into your relationship with your mother-in-law today. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6006 |
This whole therapy thing just feels like clockwork |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6007 |
I give you more for your money. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6008 |
There lies your problems: six o'clock Wolf Blitzer the Situation Room. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6009 |
Your session ends at sex, I mean six. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6010 |
Close your eyes and pretend it's not their. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6011 |
You owe me big time for this. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6012 |
Are you familiar with the concept that time is relative? |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
6013 |
I am lost in time |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6014 |
Can you summarize your devastating relationship with your mother …please? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6015 |
It's to remind all my patients that I charge hourly fees. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6016 |
Think of it as The Wheel of Fortune. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6017 |
Hmm…what’s for dinner, dear? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6018 |
It's running fast...and large! |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6019 |
Let's try our best to be mindful of the time now. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6020 |
It’s a big very accurate clock. It says your session ended 3 minutes 4 seconds ago. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6021 |
Time to crap my pants |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6022 |
I know, I always forget to set it back to Standard time in the fall. What’s wrong with me?”
Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore |
1.0769 |
0.04551 |
65 |
62 |
1 |
2 |
6023 |
Last time I checked, we're not getting any younger. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6024 |
I figured a two-minute warning adds drama to National Football League games, so why not up the intrigue with my patients? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6025 |
If you see a face at the center of the dial, then we must talk about how your father molested you. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6026 |
Our time will be up in seven minutes. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6027 |
It reminds me that our time on earth is precious and to be grateful for on-demand streaming. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6028 |
I'll start improving next year. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6029 |
Last week you said you always feel time pressure and I thought this would help. Now, finish your thought because the hour is almost up. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6030 |
Well, that's time. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6031 |
But Dave, time is passing before all our eyes |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6032 |
You see, there's only one thing that matters |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6033 |
The song goes, 'Time is on my side,' but I'd say we're more codependent.' |
1.0769 |
0.04551 |
65 |
62 |
1 |
2 |
6034 |
I couldn't resist it - I have a Sieko-somatic condition. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6035 |
You know it’s almost five o’clock somewhere |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6036 |
The fact that you actually laid down on the couch tells me you are way too trusting |
1.0769 |
0.04551 |
65 |
62 |
1 |
2 |
6037 |
I take issue with the notion that time is on my side." @newyorkercartoon |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6038 |
Oh that? Just ignore it. It’s only a little thing I use for billing. |
1.0761 |
0.03180 |
92 |
86 |
5 |
1 |
6039 |
It's 50-minute timer, so it's almost 13 o'clock. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6040 |
Speak or let your life time run out. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6041 |
Ok, you’ve got seven minutes to tell me your life story! |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6042 |
Now, when Vecna comes, make sure you tell him it's ok to be afraid. |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6043 |
At your age, you really needn't be compensating. . |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6044 |
So how long have you been fantasizing about being Flavor Flav? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6045 |
Do you see the end of an era or the first day of the rest of your life? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6046 |
Modern art reminding us that time is just a concept. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6047 |
You have a great big clock because you're my therapist and therapists like to say "our time is up!" So you can say it and there will be absolutely no question, I won't be able to argue with you about the time at all because of this great big clock! |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6048 |
You've got eight minutes to start the rest of your life. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6049 |
When did you first notice this obsession with time?" |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6050 |
No need for a watch!!! |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6051 |
You say she criticizes you for overlooking the obvious. By the way, do you know what time it is? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6052 |
I brought in a comically large clock to help with your fear of death. Time’s ticking, John. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6053 |
My goodness! Where did the time go? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6054 |
I’m thinking I may have to switch to a therapist who is more digital. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6055 |
I am confused. Is this a test? Do you want me to tell you what I see or what my other self sees outside the building. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6056 |
We’re having an abbreviated session today. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6057 |
When you're ready, we'll see the hourglass. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6058 |
Let's talk about a happier time. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6059 |
I know we’re working on getting screen time down, but everything reminds me of TikTok |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6060 |
Let’s say you had seven minutes left to pay your bill. How do you think you’d be paying that? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6061 |
...and since then I've never been 'a little late ' |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6062 |
I get it, you get paid by the millisecond |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6063 |
What else do you normally do at this time? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6064 |
I though you could use an extra 3 minutes to thoroughly avoid your issues. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6065 |
It's almost 6 o'clock. Would you like your martini with gin or vodka to celebrate that disclosure? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6066 |
Wakey wakey!
Your 13 hour session is almost over. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6067 |
Eyes down here. You know, a watched clock never moves. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6068 |
It's not a boy clock or a girl clock. It's a transitioning in time clock" |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
6069 |
Were done. My hour rate is now 50 minutes, not 55. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6070 |
Tracking large hands to instill timely response |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
6071 |
No, no, please go deeper into those feelings.
After the first 50 minutes, I charge by the second. |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6072 |
Five more sure, but I need to remind you that billing is by the minute. |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6073 |
It's Chicago time!
"Seven to six do you want more?" |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6074 |
I’ve been feeling like I’m at 6’s and 7’s. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6075 |
Yes, time has no limit. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6076 |
So, as this session is drawing to close with a collective, let us understand what you're saying. You have been cast as The Groundhog, and you believe our interplanetary collective...what??? |
1.0746 |
0.04417 |
67 |
64 |
1 |
2 |
6077 |
Don’t worry we have plenty of time to spare and heck, even some to giveaway. |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6078 |
Sorry, I'll have to charge you an additional $225 |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6079 |
tick talk to me |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6080 |
How do you feel about big clocks? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6081 |
You're not alone in having big time problems, Jeff. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6082 |
I'll now rewind the clock to uncover the underlying meaning of your dream. |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6083 |
Could YOU be on time if you had 3 hands? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6084 |
In my professional opinion, you have big-time problems. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6085 |
Can't you tell? I'm out of the casino. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6086 |
Why do *you* think you have an obsession with time? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6087 |
I use military time. Can you tell me if this is AM or PM? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6088 |
Let’s go, the clock is ticking. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6089 |
Looks like you've hit the big time |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6090 |
when my therapist starts talking about the new year resolutions of last year |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6091 |
Be quick. You only have 7 minutes to tell all. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6092 |
Now you have got less than seven minutes to talk about your mother. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6093 |
It arrived last night & it hasn’t ticked yet. How does that make you feel? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6094 |
Just 7 minutes and 56 seconds, and you can be crazy again |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6095 |
…and this week it’s become a giant imaginary clock? This is a breakthrough. Our “L” therapy is working… |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6096 |
One of my modalities is time travel to help you heal mommy issues. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6097 |
they say time heals all wounds so i got a big clock for you, just to be safe |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
6098 |
Don't be alarmed to see Mr. Kong's eye at his 6 o'clock appointment. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
6099 |
If you can tell us what time it is, we put you in a mental institution. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6100 |
I heard you were some kind of big time therapist. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6101 |
Don't worry Mr. Smith! It is only a big time dream! |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6102 |
Perhaps we need to discuss your feelings about my impending retirement. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
6103 |
I have that clock there so I can keep track of how much I'm billing. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6104 |
Never enough .... eeh |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6105 |
Spit It Out, Man, SPIT IT OUT! |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6106 |
In the summer I attach the millisecond hand... no need for air conditioning! |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6107 |
At least it’s not a cuckoo clock. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6108 |
Pick any fifty. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6109 |
It’s a daily reminder that this job doesn’t actually help me see things any clearer. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6110 |
Tell me, why do you think you are so focused on the passage of time? |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6111 |
Please finish your story, there are only seven minutes left in your hour and I have much feedback to give you! |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6112 |
An example of problem solving? How about when I moved to a state that doesn't switch back and forth between standard and daylight savings time?" |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6113 |
You're falling deeper...and deeper...until you finally ask, "What's more important, the size or the motion?" |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6114 |
It all started with my fear of clocks. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6115 |
It's just a little reminder of how much you're paying me with every tic of the minute hand. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6116 |
I see by the clock on the wall,our session is over. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6117 |
Only six hours left in this bum year of the rabbithat never did get off on his family hop! |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6118 |
OK, we've still got seven more minutes, what else do you need me to bill you for, |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6119 |
Did the big hand just move back a minute? |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6120 |
A few more minutes and you can go back to IG. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6121 |
How long does it usually take to conclude that I'm the problem? |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6122 |
You may have noticed, your hour's about up... |
1.0722 |
0.03020 |
97 |
91 |
5 |
1 |
6123 |
Next time we need to get into your father's drunken abuse more deeply . .. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6124 |
You have seven minutes to decide where to take me for dinner. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6125 |
Only lawyers are so small minded to bill by the word. We do it by the second. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6126 |
They mistakenly oversized the clock instead of my diplomas. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6127 |
Time waits for no one, so for God’s sake let it all out! |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6128 |
I don't hold with relativity. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6129 |
Uhhhhhhhh,I think it |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6130 |
I see you've been experiencing 'big-time anxiety'. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6131 |
I’ve got a few more minutes to catch up on my reading. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6132 |
Sorry, that’s all the time we have. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6133 |
The passage of time has become unbearable? What do you think might be triggering this? |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6134 |
Let's talk more about that in 5... 4... 3... 2..." |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6135 |
It's the newest in my art collection: 'Death Approaches' by Ang Zietty. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6136 |
My therapist thinks I'm too passive aggressive. |
1.0714 |
0.03324 |
98 |
93 |
3 |
2 |
6137 |
Similar to your issues, time is relative. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6138 |
Super reminder of when we stop and my hourly rates. |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
6139 |
That clock was drawn by a group of precocious first graders in Schenectady |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6140 |
Now you can be sure the billable hours are correct. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6141 |
My fear of giant clocks started when I was 12. |
1.0714 |
0.04230 |
70 |
67 |
1 |
2 |
6142 |
That's your personal doomsday clock. We still have a few minutes. |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6143 |
You've got problems big time! |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6144 |
Вut I swear that there was never a clock in my room! |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6145 |
I think it really times the room together. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6146 |
Wait until the bell in this tower starts ringing - that's a real wake-up call. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6147 |
I see we’ve gone over your time. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6148 |
This way all my patients know exactly how much time we have left. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6149 |
Well Mr. Lloyd, you COULD do that but I use it to remind you that we're at the end of our time for this week. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6150 |
Don't worry about the time, an alarm will go off when the session ends. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6151 |
My tummy is grumbling, it's nearing six |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
6152 |
To go on with the father image: you're being held between the hands, until it's 6:30, then, hold on. |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
6153 |
The clock's face on the upper right is when it's a good idea to have a Free Beer.
The lower left is also a good time to have a Free Beer. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6154 |
TikTok time amok |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
6155 |
Please let me know if you would like to review the hourly rate. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6156 |
This is helpful as I live in a circe of doo |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6157 |
I thought the session was to grow to fill the time. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6158 |
Time is a big construct in your wall |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6159 |
Some patients couldn’t take the hint when I asked them what they were doing this weekend. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6160 |
Time out. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6161 |
Therapist: 'It's been an hour, and all he's dreamt about is redecorating this room. Time to wake up this Sleeping Beauty. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6162 |
You're fine. How am I? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6163 |
Let’s dive into your fear of time passing for exactly 10 minutes and 52 seconds. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6164 |
So when you say “time is on my side” you mean my left side. |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6165 |
I got it online from Ambienzon |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6166 |
Well, as we see, we're getting close to 55 minutes. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6167 |
I think after today's session we can move your doomsday clock back another minute. |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
6168 |
One of my old patients with a bad case of penis-envy obviously misunderstood me. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6169 |
No, I don't hear any ticking sounds. I'm afraid your condition is getting worse. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6170 |
Freud's fear of number 62 pales in comparison to SEVEN more minutes of mommy whining. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6171 |
I’m afraid we’re at the end of the hour. Perhaps your fear of aging is where we can pick up next week. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6172 |
"Let's resume exploring your acute sense of mortality next session." |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6173 |
Therapist: is important to take a big time for reflection. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6174 |
Just my reminder for how much time I have before next Christmas. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
6175 |
And so, it's not time you fear. It's overtime. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6176 |
You think your life is hanging halfway now, but that clock's life has been hanging halfway since it was manufactured. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6177 |
This therapy has helped me big time! |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6178 |
Don’t worry my hourly rate isn’t that big! |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
6179 |
Does she know this doesn’t count towards increasing billable time? |
1.0690 |
0.03579 |
87 |
83 |
2 |
2 |
6180 |
Your analogy ‘8 seconds on a bull/8 minutes on my couch’ is hurtful. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6181 |
It feels like the walls are closing in on me. |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
6182 |
Time drags |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6183 |
I have just over 7 minutes left to not respond to your free associations. I really don't understand why some people think this is not a helpful treatment. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6184 |
We'll have to stop because of time... |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6185 |
It’s not a phallic symbol, just my reminder to eat lunch. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6186 |
It's to remind you that your progress is a matter of time. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
6187 |
Looks like our time is up - congrats, you can now cheekily mention how you go to therapy in your Hinge profile. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6188 |
Look! It’s the second coming of ski-sus! |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6189 |
Sorry, I lost track of time--your session is almost up." |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
6190 |
I think we should dedicate my last seven minutes to a silent world healing meditation,
🇮🇱 ☮️ 🇵🇸. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6191 |
I find it helps people remember that we have 50 minute hours in therapy. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
6192 |
If that big clock does not heal your trauma you might have to tattoo it on your face |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
6193 |
Thought we’d give Tiktoc a try, don’t know what all the fuss is about |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
6194 |
This one runs backwards. |
1.0682 |
0.03149 |
88 |
83 |
4 |
1 |
6195 |
Two more minutes; this practice charges for 55-minute hours. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6196 |
That means it's time for your big time... but in seven minutes. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6197 |
Figuring out analog clocks might be a good place to start. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6198 |
I do not wanna fuck my mother" - Tony Soprano
It seems we have the same problem; friends that are late |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6199 |
Yes, my office is inside a clock tower. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6200 |
Just as time is money, big clocks correspond to big money. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6201 |
which one is the hour hand? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6202 |
When your therapist maintains a tight schedule. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6203 |
I think we are both noticing big time improvement in your overall well being. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6204 |
I put in it for my clients who want to complain about work. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6205 |
Say Hi! to Big Ben. He's kinda facing an existential crisis. But no worries, he'll keep a track of yours too :) |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6206 |
Its battery is as big as a rocket |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
6207 |
Just thought, in fairness, I'd remind you I bill in 60-second increments. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
6208 |
It's in direct proportion to my fee. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
6209 |
You are on the clock! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6210 |
Not just our session,it looks like your time is almost up! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6211 |
You yourself are not beyond
time/ space. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6212 |
I’ve grown accustomed to its Meta. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6213 |
Let’s wrap up in one minute so we can bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6214 |
If you can read my mind, what time am I thinking of? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6215 |
Well the big clock of fate says your time is almost up so I guess we should wrap up. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6216 |
Just 8 more minutes until my Tik Tok break |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6217 |
Time really is on your side, you know. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6218 |
Wake up sir, our time is up. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6219 |
Can we explore your session-ending gong paranoia? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6220 |
You should get one. Many of my male clients experience less social anxiety with a huge clock. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6221 |
Your resolve to have more time for yourself seems to be really paying off. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6222 |
Times UP … and to the left |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6223 |
My...how time flies...when you're being shunned! |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6224 |
This time however, the clock is on YOU |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6225 |
Hours, minutes, seconds, … might an Instant hand be valuable? |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
6226 |
Why do you feel fixated in time? |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
6227 |
Time is of the essence, hands down. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
6228 |
We've been encouraged to explore how Tik Tok affects mental health. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
6229 |
..and at twelve it moans |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6230 |
It's a memento to the poor chap who finally fell off. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6231 |
Hmm, you have another $150 worth of time today |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6232 |
Well, it certainly covers up the hole from the old nail in the wall. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6233 |
Title: "Techie Tensions"
Panel 1:
[Office setting with computers and stressed employees]
Caption: "In a world of ones and zeros..."
Panel 2:
[Two coworkers talking, one holding a tangled mess of wires]
Alex: "My life is a mess, just like these cabl |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
6234 |
Oh look. It’s almost time for my impending doom |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
6235 |
We all are different but we all are the same |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6236 |
Let's try to work on your rambling digressive incoherence. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
6237 |
There'll Be a Hot Time in the Old Town Tonight❣️ |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
6238 |
And how persistent is this feeling that you can't do it all before you run out of time? |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
6239 |
Our time today is almost—”
“I KNOW |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6240 |
I want to be helpful "big time" |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6241 |
You have big problems and I am a big time therapist. What can possibly go wrong? |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6242 |
Is this "clock" is bigger than mine??? |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6243 |
It’s scaled to how much you’re paying |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6244 |
'Not to worry, your insurance provides ten minute's free time for your first visit' |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6245 |
I can't stop thinking about how my time is almost to an end. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6246 |
I never seem to have the time of my life. |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
6247 |
Don't worry about that, it's just tick and tocking? |
1.0641 |
0.03335 |
78 |
74 |
3 |
1 |
6248 |
You're in a deep sleep... Imagine the good times. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6249 |
Your internal clock is shot to hell” |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6250 |
You've got 7 minutes to have a breakthrough. |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
6251 |
I find, you must start by imagining what you want most. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6252 |
Both of my diplomas are forgeries. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6253 |
Just give me the TLDR version. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6254 |
Time heals all wounds, but yours are particularly deep |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6255 |
All I know is that our time is almost up. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
6256 |
do we start at 6 |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
6257 |
Hurry up, you only have seven minutes left. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6258 |
I guess we can both see our time is almost up. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
6259 |
I know it appears unethical but I never would have been able to afford a clock that large without the tip jar. |
1.0625 |
0.04619 |
48 |
46 |
1 |
1 |
6260 |
Time is just an illusion, simply a linear agreement, so tell me, how is your carbuncle? |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6261 |
I’m confident this therapy can help with your time blindness. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6262 |
A clock? Nah! Since you like my perfect abstract of Da Vinci’s 'Vitruvian Man' that appears hourly at seven before the hour, I’ll see you next week, same time! |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6263 |
Sorry I barked at you last night. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6264 |
I accept Paypal and Venmo. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6265 |
That? It’s an analog clock. When the big arrow reaches the top, it’s six o’clock and this session is over. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6266 |
As I always say, nothing is permanent, everything changes. |
1.0625 |
0.02723 |
80 |
75 |
5 |
0 |
6267 |
Sorry, your insurance only pays for a 53 minute session |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6268 |
Holy fucking shit, look at the goddamn time, Jesus fucking Christ on a shitting ass cracker. |
1.0619 |
0.02862 |
97 |
92 |
4 |
1 |
6269 |
Yes, it's Kirstin's clock! |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
6270 |
Didn’t Teddy Roosevelt say to speak softly, nod a lot and hang a big clock in your practice, or something like that? |
1.0617 |
0.03213 |
81 |
77 |
3 |
1 |
6271 |
I'm so glad both of us can see what time it is without our glasses. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
6272 |
It's a great watch, but I found it's a tad too big for my wrist. |
1.0617 |
0.02691 |
81 |
76 |
5 |
0 |
6273 |
My sessions never run late since I took this office big time. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
6274 |
Woops! Almost missed it. Time's up. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6275 |
Mmm, no - the chaise doesn't scream 'San Francisco Penthouse' loudly enough" |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6276 |
It’s a reminder as to where both your time and money are going. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6277 |
You can talk for three more minutes and then start writing your check.
Fred hofheinz, Indianapolis, Indiana |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6278 |
Yea, but shouldn’t I be in your chair? |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6279 |
You've spent most of the hour sleeping today. I charge extra for that. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6280 |
You seem to be obsessed with time! |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6281 |
I see that our time has run out. How do you feel about your current relationship with Venmo? |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6282 |
Now, do you understand that time is on your side. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
6283 |
The sweep hand created a small whirlwind,so yes this one clicks. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6284 |
Therapist thinking: “just waiting to charge this mental case for their 45 min of nonsense.” |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6285 |
Well, that will be $500, and after I factor in your insurance your total comes to…$1,800. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6286 |
Seven more minutes but we MUST be out of here by six. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
6287 |
It’s a visualization technique. |
1.0610 |
0.02659 |
82 |
77 |
5 |
0 |
6288 |
Daylight Savings Time can’t return soon enough. I’m so over clients nodding off right when getting to the good part. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6289 |
Well, Bob, we’re three minutes past your 50-minute session, not to be obsessive about it, but time to wrap it up…NOW!” |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6290 |
You have seven and a half minutes to tell me your life history. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6291 |
You have 7 minutes left to tell me which hand you most identify with. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6292 |
My last blog post went viral and launched my practice into the big time. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6293 |
They no longer have anything to say to each other. Just like any couple thats been together for a long while. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6294 |
I want you to know I don |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6295 |
Well, it looks like it’s about that time. Let’s pick this up again next week. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6296 |
If you schedule next week for 10 o’clock it will smile at you by 10:10. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6297 |
Clock watchers pay for a lot of silent time |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6298 |
Ok, go to church...........byebye |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6299 |
Oh I guess if you choose a watch this big, it's not to sleep till late the morning, doesn't it darling! Darling?... I lost him! |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6300 |
Dream on, Bob, but size really doesn't matter. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6301 |
My patients fit into two groups, those who say ,“It’s 7 minutes before 6:00” and those who say, “What time is it?” For the former, there’s really nothing I can do. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6302 |
I see what you mean about your issues being "big time." |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6303 |
Your time is almost up. How do you feel about that? |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6304 |
More appropriately termed, an unhappy hour. |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
6305 |
I see by the clock on the wall that we still have 7 minutes on your co-pay. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6306 |
It’s a way to bill more time.” |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6307 |
Okay Mr. Collins, time to get up from your nap. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6308 |
I have to stop us… |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6309 |
I'm sorry but you only have seven more minutes to tell me why so many people hate you. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6310 |
"While you were sleeping, your wife called. I told her to call back in seven minutes." |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6311 |
Okay…next topic…your time anxiety…tell me about it…you have eight minutes…go. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6312 |
I can understand how you don't want your to patients to terminate therapy, but actively inducing my anxiety sure does seem unethical |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6313 |
Looks like SOMEONE failed the dementia test! |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
6314 |
It reminds me to post the stuff you say on Tik-Tok. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6315 |
Time may well be a subjective and human-made illusion, but you try and tell that to Mr Clock. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6316 |
I usually charge in fifteen minute blocks - and you’ve been here eight minutes so far - but tell me more about your anxieties. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6317 |
It's going to happen to you too, if you are lucky and don't die young. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6318 |
Well I find that it helps remind patients to wrap up their respective catharses in 55 minutes or less. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6319 |
No,I don’t believe any one has ever had a really big time in here. |
1.0588 |
0.03065 |
85 |
81 |
3 |
1 |
6320 |
When’s lunch? |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6321 |
You were saying it all started at 12. Tell me more. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6322 |
Aaaand, time to check my UPS package, thanks see you next week. |
1.0581 |
0.02538 |
86 |
81 |
5 |
0 |
6323 |
So. Does the clock make you contemplate your mortality? Or just that you have seven minutes left in your session? |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
6324 |
Why do you feel like everyone is big-timing you? |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
6325 |
Wow. It's looming down on us. Your time's definitely running out. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
6326 |
I don't want you to feel rushed, but your session is almost up |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
6327 |
Mr. Johnson,we both know the session is over. Open your eyes,look at the giant clock,and go |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
6328 |
Please don’t tell me that you didn’t realize that your time was almost up! |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
6329 |
I'll have what she's having |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
6330 |
When there’s … nothing … left … … to … … … … say. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6331 |
Good habits might begin with making time louder, reminding you it's 'like a taskmaster with a whip,' as Schopenhauer says. |
1.0577 |
0.04266 |
52 |
50 |
1 |
1 |
6332 |
You need a vacation. Big time. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6333 |
I was just informed I'm no longer in your insurance's network. If you want to continue, that will be $300 for your last five minutes. Thanks, and good luck. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6334 |
„Daylight Savings is a big problem for all us.“ |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6335 |
Two minutes left in your therapeutic hour. Anything else you wanna get off your chest? |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6336 |
Yes, we all feel that this time is too much! |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6337 |
Don't let it distract you from on-the-clock to under. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6338 |
I don't know why, but I always feel pressure to make progress in in one session. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6339 |
My...how time flies when your having SHUN! |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6340 |
So, when you were a child, did the big hand always signal danger in your household? Can you elaborate on that in the last two seconds that we have?” |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6341 |
Sorry your disease is chronic. “I’ll wait” |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6342 |
Four hundred and twenty seconds,four hundred and nineteen seconds,four hundred and eighteen seconds..... |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6343 |
Our session is coming to an end. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
6344 |
My therapist recommended it to help set boundaries with my yammering patients |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6345 |
Bitch, how the fuck should I know? |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
6346 |
Wake up, Mr. Zwermalman. You are already two-and-a-half minutes into your next 50-minute hour. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
6347 |
I had to really anchor it to the wall to keep it from flying away. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6348 |
As you can clearly see we have gone over our therapy hour |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6349 |
Relax! You have 10 minutes until you’re anxiety attack. |
1.0556 |
0.03901 |
72 |
70 |
0 |
2 |
6350 |
I'm love of my degrees but I'm proudest about how much money they let me make an hour. |
1.0556 |
0.04109 |
54 |
52 |
1 |
1 |
6351 |
Outdoors, it is a bright cold day in Nineteen Eighty-Four. Why wait for the big clock to strike thirteen? |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6352 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6353 |
I decided on a 'David and Lisa' theme for the office
How does that make you feel?? |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6354 |
This way we get to spend more time together, or something.*
*Einstein, A. (1915) |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6355 |
You said you were 'dreadfully nervous,' yet the ticking didn't bother you. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6356 |
I’m fine…I mean, it’s time! |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6357 |
So, dad, how does it feel to see the tables have turned? |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
6358 |
Yes, you have to be home by 6. You are doing great! Your first treatment for allegrophobia is almost complete. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
6359 |
oops, sorry Doc, I see we ran over. What'll I owe you? |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
6360 |
You realize your three minutes and 3 seconds of overtime has no significance whatsoever! |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
6361 |
Certificates can’t help you assist people when you count the minutes to stop listening to them. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
6362 |
Why does it run backwards? To reduce your stress. |
1.0545 |
0.04035 |
55 |
53 |
1 |
1 |
6363 |
It was a gift from the patient that follows you on the couch. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6364 |
I tried a 24 hour clock, but it was too off-putting. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6365 |
Two more minutes and I'll be at peace. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6366 |
Well, as you can see, we are at time” |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6367 |
I don’t know, sometimes it feels like I’m making too big of a deal out of things |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6368 |
Eight minutes on the clock, so what's your story? |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
6369 |
OMG - Is he the real winner? |
1.0541 |
0.03272 |
74 |
71 |
2 |
1 |
6370 |
How can I explore my childhood trauma in only 8 minutes? |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
6371 |
Sometimes we make unkind assumptions about what matters most to another person. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6372 |
Hour's up! We had a big time today, didn't we? |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6373 |
Looks like, that’s our time. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6374 |
I can't write a script for Sertraline, how about some Sartre? I'm a philosophical practitioner, not a psychiatrist. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6375 |
Yeah,I guess it is a nice clock |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6376 |
Honey baby doll. Ish amosh 'booz-oclock : )) |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6377 |
Lately, I just feel like my time is running out. |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
6378 |
According to my watch, our little session here has come to a lapse. Windup and we’ll resume next time. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
6379 |
Well it time to get up and start the New Year! Dinners ready!! |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
6380 |
Play it again Sam, you may get it right this time |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
6381 |
You don’t have to stop crying, but you can’t stay here. |
1.0533 |
0.03229 |
75 |
72 |
2 |
1 |
6382 |
Close your eyes. Take a few deep breaths. Feel the seat beneath you, and notice any sounds." TICK . . . TOCK |
1.0533 |
0.03229 |
75 |
72 |
2 |
1 |
6383 |
You'll know the hypnosis is taking effect when it starts melting. |
1.0526 |
0.03895 |
57 |
55 |
1 |
1 |
6384 |
Do you really need a wake-up call as well? |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6385 |
Honey I believe that you bought a clock that's as big as the one we saw in Roma |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6386 |
So as you can see, Epstein didn't kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6387 |
Anything more for the few ponderous moments we have left? |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6388 |
Yeah, plans are plans, but what’s really on the calendar in your new year? |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6389 |
Oh, it's just there to remind me that every tick brings us closer to our deaths. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6390 |
Eight minutes 'til happy hour. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6391 |
It's 5:52. 8 minutes to 6 for you left-handers. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6392 |
No, I don’t want to have sex with you. I said “Gee, I never realized how big that CLOCK was.” |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6393 |
I know what you are thinking so let’s just call it quits. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6394 |
....so there is no descrpetensy after you see your bill. |
1.0519 |
0.03146 |
77 |
74 |
2 |
1 |
6395 |
On the face of it, second chances seem like our best way to tick through minute changes... oh damn! Your décor is winding me up again. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6396 |
Time looms large when you're feeling gloomy. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6397 |
MY therapist told me to set stricter limits. This seems to help…. |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
6398 |
Let's work on enjoying the moment we're in and not the ones yet to come. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6399 |
I feel gaslighted by the clock: It keeps telling me it's only telling me about the present, but it also keeps threatening me that it would run away... |
1.0517 |
0.03828 |
58 |
56 |
1 |
1 |
6400 |
We have seven minutes left to probe your deepest intimate and vulnerable personal issues. Ready... set.... GO!! |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6401 |
You need to update your tiktok app. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6402 |
So why do you say our sessions seem to drag on? |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6403 |
No I’m not calculating how much time is left |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6404 |
Not getting your full hour seems bigger than it should be. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6405 |
We’re out of time. Let’s discuss your fascination with your first grade teacher next week. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6406 |
Did you ever feel like no one is paying attention to you and that they are more concerned about time management then your own welfare? |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6407 |
You can see why I charge so much for my time. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6408 |
...Your time is almost up..and ye, the clock is really that big. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6409 |
Let's not get carried away here... |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6410 |
'Let's beginning...if you could turn back time (in Cher's voice)... |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6411 |
Going back to reality, remember that time is just an illusion. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6412 |
So what were you saying about feeling like life is passing you by?
….oh sorry that’s all we have time for. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6413 |
You don't have to super size everything. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6414 |
Mr. Jones your story is important, so don't be distracted by the loud ticking, we believe it helps patients zero in on their problems. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6415 |
We’re not here to discuss whether I’m overcompensating. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6416 |
Just wanted it to be clear that happy hour starts at six. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6417 |
....That day when you finally asked for a refund...."It was a really close call. Mickey Mouse watch or Thermal-Nuclear Holocaust Count Down Clock. You like it??!" |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6418 |
I knew she loved me |
1.0500 |
0.03701 |
60 |
58 |
1 |
1 |
6419 |
You are a bit of a peculiar orthodontist. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6420 |
Your hour is not up but my patience is! |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6421 |
Why can’t I remember: leftie loosie , rightie tightie! |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6422 |
I'm thinking of trading it in for an analog. What do you think? |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6423 |
…and I haven’t even covered my day past breakfast yet |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
6424 |
It’s my job to find out what makes you tick. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6425 |
Don't worry about the clock. Your insurance will cover the session. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6426 |
This is the reason for my anxiety |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6427 |
Think 'Checkovian' short story ... not everything has meaning. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6428 |
I'm glad to see you're still big in the analog world. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6429 |
Sorry, I have a 50-minute bottom! |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6430 |
That, my depressed friend, is your doomsday clock. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6431 |
There's no time to do stuff if it's all in a loop twice a day |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6432 |
: it’s hard to think of anything but my next meal. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6433 |
Let’s see if we can’t wrap up your mother then in seven minutes. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6434 |
Do you know what time it is? |
1.0476 |
0.02887 |
84 |
81 |
2 |
1 |
6435 |
Its a good thing your appointment wasn't at ten o'clock. Ten bells is a lot to get used to. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6436 |
Your session is almost up big time! |
1.0476 |
0.02338 |
84 |
80 |
4 |
0 |
6437 |
The large clock clock makes you appreciate how much time we devote to your cure. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6438 |
It is a stark reminder that "too much time," on our hands, is the root cause of all our problems! Oh, look at the time! |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6439 |
Oh that - it’s just a little reminder of how little time we actually have, how short and meaningless our lives truly are - but we’re off topic; please continue with your relationship with your mother. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6440 |
Let’s just stare at the clock until the world demands a ceasefire. #freepalestine #🍉 |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6441 |
Well let’s see how much time we have left |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6442 |
@miatai2569 “Are you still anguished about the passing of the time?” |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6443 |
- And then she talked about what a good man I am, once again!
- Excellent!
- Do you want to know what she said?
- Yes, Mr. Big, we still have a few minutes. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6444 |
That? It's just a countdown clock until I can retire away from so much useless anguish and so many bruised egos. Now where were we? |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6445 |
Times almost up! I can sin again ! |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6446 |
And when the clock strikes 1 second after 6 you'd better be gone or I'm billing you for another hour !!! |
1.0469 |
0.03472 |
64 |
62 |
1 |
1 |
6447 |
You're already three minutes into overtime,but I'll give you two more to thrill me with a therapeutic epiphany you arrive at on your own. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6448 |
Patient: I still have seven more minutes!
Therapist: Okey, you keep talking, I’ll be right back. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6449 |
So your father is a "big time looser" and your mother is a "borderline passive agressive manipulator"; tell me about your childhood. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6450 |
...and now I can feel even the clock is asking me why |
1.0469 |
0.03472 |
64 |
62 |
1 |
1 |
6451 |
Time really is a flat circle. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6452 |
You should feel very proud that your watch is responding so positively to the therapy sessions. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6453 |
The Big Clock is Watching |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6454 |
Mhmm. Mhmm. Time heals everything. Mhmm. |
1.0462 |
0.03419 |
65 |
63 |
1 |
1 |
6455 |
You have 1 minute and 57 seconds left to eradicate your anxiety. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6456 |
our boss is a computer. it says immersive art is good for the soul. |
1.0462 |
0.03419 |
65 |
63 |
1 |
1 |
6457 |
No Cathy, like I said before it’s not a countdown clock to your middle age crisis. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6458 |
Your trauma will take a while to unpack, but it looks like your appointment ends in 15 seconds. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6459 |
Don’t worry, it’s fast by only five minutes |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6460 |
Yes, we have seven minutes. Talk fast, or you will forget it and won't remember when you are here for the next visit. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6461 |
A little self-disclosure, I do worry about running out of things to talk about with my clients. I thought it could serve as a conversation piece. Do you think it’s too much? |
1.0455 |
0.03367 |
66 |
64 |
1 |
1 |
6462 |
I am always confused as to which hand is the hour hand and which hand is the minute hand - either way, I am late for my next appointment! |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6463 |
You've paid for the full hour. Was there something else you want to say today? I'm listening." |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6464 |
It's proportional with my fee. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6465 |
I guess it sort of looks like your father. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6466 |
All the better for you to see my hourly fee charges and not waste my time. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6467 |
Welp, your Sports Betting Addiction & Paranoia session is two and a half minutes into Overtime. (Air Horn! Air Horn!) Refer to your contract, and Pay Up, Or Else! as you leave. Oh! Have a nice day, and be careful. It's freakin' Dangerous out there! |
1.0441 |
0.03269 |
68 |
66 |
1 |
1 |
6468 |
Let's go back to exploring the possible reasons your wife thinks you need therapy. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6469 |
Ignorance is bliss. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6470 |
if you continue to sit here i'll call a police !
and
why dont you go somewhere else ? |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6471 |
The tick behind the TV |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6472 |
Alright we have just enough minutes left to discuss all the times you felt seen this week |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6473 |
The clock crows when your time is up... |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6474 |
So, as you can see, next week’s session is going to be shortened by 13 minutes. |
1.0441 |
0.03269 |
68 |
66 |
1 |
1 |
6475 |
Yes…the Second Hand is the Third Hand; and the Third Hand is the Secound Hand; but, let's just let that be "hour" little secret. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6476 |
You're still doing a lot better than the Doomsday Clock. |
1.0435 |
0.04348 |
46 |
45 |
0 |
1 |
6477 |
Go ahead and laugh. What do you know of love? |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
6478 |
Even this gargantuan clock can't make him face time! Did Freud resort to such tactics, I wonder? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6479 |
The knowledge of death shapes our lives. So does my clock. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6480 |
Tell me more about your dreams of making out with me big time. Why do you think you're having them? |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6481 |
Let’s explore why you have this constant feeling of FOMO. |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
6482 |
I'm constantly trying to outrun the warped Doomsday Clock |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6483 |
Where I studied, the "Witching hour" was the best time for therapy. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6484 |
it's a poster from norwika, everyone has one |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6485 |
It’s weird. Ever since I got this giant wall clock, all I ever hear from my patients is “tick tock, tick tock!?” |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
6486 |
They say a watched clock can cause one to toil |
1.0435 |
0.03222 |
69 |
67 |
1 |
1 |
6487 |
I've hit the mandatory about of time together needed to bill you. See you next week. |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6488 |
I have a pizza being delivered at 6; would you like to stay for dinner? |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6489 |
Don’t think of it as the end of our session. Think of it as the Denouement |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6490 |
Doc, Do you really think I said you need a big cLock? |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6491 |
Wake up!! you have to leave in two minutes! |
1.0423 |
0.03131 |
71 |
69 |
1 |
1 |
6492 |
That’s not how captions on Instagram work, but . |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6493 |
The passage of time just always seems to be in my face. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6494 |
Oh, we're out of time...that was quick. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6495 |
I try to be transparent with my patients about how I view the work. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
6496 |
This 'Tik Tok', is it in the room with us now? |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6497 |
I swear it was 4:20 five minutes ago. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6498 |
I’ll listen to the tragedy of your childhood but it cannot take longer than seven minutes. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6499 |
Now that she's 21, maybe we could downsize. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6500 |
I hope they don't oversleep again. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6501 |
You have less than 420 seconds left. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6502 |
You’ve got seven minutes left. Can you speak a bit quicker? |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
6503 |
I know time flies; time is of the essence; it’s the time of the season; if I could save time in a bottle; it’s my time to shine; …but how do we interpret this ?! |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
6504 |
Clock's bigger than my ambition, Doc! |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6505 |
I was going to find my missing watch but I could never find the time |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
6506 |
You may have noticed it's time to start winding this down. |
1.0390 |
0.02220 |
77 |
74 |
3 |
0 |
6507 |
Isn’t it time to retire these quack gags? |
1.0385 |
0.03846 |
52 |
51 |
0 |
1 |
6508 |
Do you want to waste every second,make the most of every minute,or pay me by the hour? |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6509 |
Tell me about your mother, again. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6510 |
You can go forward or backwards and get the same results |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6511 |
A watched clock always ticks. Unlike that lazy pot that won't boil damn it! |
1.0380 |
0.02164 |
79 |
76 |
3 |
0 |
6512 |
Clocking in on yourself more often is of the essence. |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
6513 |
I guess those extra four years of school you took to become a therapist awarded you, big time. |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
6514 |
And your hour starts... now! |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
6515 |
Given that you talked about your aching problem for about 6 minutes, I'm going to turn a somersault for you to make you feel better. |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
6516 |
She: It's staring you in the face.
He: Well I know . . . It's just that I've never noticed it before. |
1.0375 |
0.02137 |
80 |
77 |
3 |
0 |
6517 |
Analysis paralysis! Wake up! Your session ended 3 minutes ago! Remember I charge by the minute! |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
6518 |
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK, GERALD,” the Ghost of Christmas Future intoned against the way too heavy-handed backdrop |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6519 |
Doc, don't project. You're the one with clock envy. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6520 |
So, you're upset about feeling like time is passing you by? How do you *feel* about it? Maybe you're just anxious. We can start you on some medications. . . |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6521 |
Rest here as long as you wish after the session; but we must charge you by the minute |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
6522 |
Now that we've dealt with your issues, I need to go home, pour myself, a stiff drink, and deal with mine |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
6523 |
Counting Biden's increasing senility by the second now honey? |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
6524 |
That's a clock -- I know it doesn't look like anything you're used to. But I find it restful to have something old-fashioned in the room." |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
6525 |
Your own personal Doomsday Clock now says over 6 hours ‘til midnight, so I think we’re done here. |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
6526 |
The Doomsday Clock proved to be somewhat negative for my clients, so I traded it in for the Doomsdinnertime Clock. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6527 |
You have six minutes and fifty-seven seconds left on this session. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6528 |
We can’t progress with the therapy if you continue sleeping |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6529 |
I think exposure therapy will help your midlife crisis. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6530 |
When the two arrows point to you it reminds you of your self-worth AND your session is over. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6531 |
It’s important to remain goal-oriented. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6532 |
To be fair, it looked much less intimidating in the online photos. Kinda like your covert narcissism, wouldn’t ya say, Ray? |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6533 |
D’you reckon it means something? |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6534 |
Yes, time looms large. We'll talk more about that next week. |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6535 |
How much time we got left on this sesh?”
“About a couple minutes.”
“Lemme bust this freestyle then.” |
1.0339 |
0.03390 |
59 |
58 |
0 |
1 |
6536 |
Indeed, the Dollar hand does rotate right smartly,
so as to discourage excess prolixity. |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6537 |
Could your emerging obsession with the sturdiness of walls have anything to do with your debilitating FOMO problem? |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6538 |
Very perceptive. I am a clock sucker. |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6539 |
As you can see, our time is up |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6540 |
I feel like… I’m on my way, I’m making it. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6541 |
I'm sorry, but our time was up 2 minutes and 4 seconds ago. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6542 |
Your fifty minute hour is up. Next week, keep an eye on the clock. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
6543 |
Your time was up a while back but don't rush out...... I bill 3X for overtime |
1.0317 |
0.03175 |
63 |
62 |
0 |
1 |
6544 |
So, at the top of the hour you're going to finally reveal what how to cure me? Then you're going to give me my final bill! |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
6545 |
Clock big anxiety bigger |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
6546 |
I realize it's not subtle but too many of my clients are going over. |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
6547 |
Sometimes we sleep, but we shouldn't go too deep in the dreams. |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
6548 |
I'm quite certain we'll come to a conclusion in seven or eight minutes."
(please attribute to Chuck Borghese, Columbus, OH |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
6549 |
Looks like we’re almost out of time. |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
6550 |
Why yes, Your almost into overtime. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6551 |
BUT I WANTED THE ONE WITH ALL THE WEATHER DO-DADS!"
Fun and games at the Retirement Home |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6552 |
Let’s put off living in the now for some other time. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6553 |
I only wish they added AM,PM,Day of the week,and Date |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6554 |
You're just imagining that the hour isn't over yet. We've already run out of time for this session. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6555 |
Doc, I understand you’re trying to desensitize me through immersion, but I think you misheard me the other day. It is big, but it’s not what I was discussing. |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6556 |
(Man)
Why such a big clock?
(Women)
When I say:" Time is up!" You say you can never see the time? |
1.0303 |
0.02126 |
66 |
64 |
2 |
0 |
6557 |
At dawn the lounge catapults you into your suit, out the door, and into traffic. They call it Big Time Motivation. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6558 |
So, let's get your 8 minute take on ol' Father Time. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6559 |
Therapist: We have 7 minuttes left - Should we focus on your sex drive or your death wish? |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6560 |
I’m here with you… keep talking… |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6561 |
My aim is to avoid any unexpected fee reaction at the end of our session. |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
6562 |
oh you’re depressed in a way that feels like “making conversation,” huh |
1.0294 |
0.02941 |
68 |
67 |
0 |
1 |
6563 |
Yes, I know time it is. Time for my psychiatrist to see am eye doctor. |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
6564 |
I'm stumped. Let's wait for the clock to spell it out. |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6565 |
WELL DR. RUTH ... I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING THAT MY TIME IS DRAWING NIGH". WHAT SAY YOU? |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6566 |
How do you feel about your extra 2-1/2 minutes today? |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
6567 |
Hint. Hint. Our time is up. |
1.0282 |
0.01978 |
71 |
69 |
2 |
0 |
6568 |
What time does it say?"
"Sex O'clock."
"Congratulations! You now understand the market! Here's a New York Times Bestseller to sell sexyty heaven million copies.
"https://www.amazon.com/Deliverer-Brandon"
"Pay no attention to the time."
Deprogram m |
1.0278 |
0.02778 |
72 |
71 |
0 |
1 |
6569 |
You have to realize, Frank, time is on your side. |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
6570 |
You are running out of time, please be precise |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6571 |
I want to make sure we are responsible with our time for these sessions on your dreams moving forward. |
1.0241 |
0.01693 |
83 |
81 |
2 |
0 |
6572 |
On one hand time marches by inexorably. On the other is my hourly rate. |
1.0213 |
0.02151 |
47 |
46 |
1 |
0 |
6573 |
I'll have you know I'm one of the world leaders in helping people cure their chronophobia |
1.0213 |
0.02151 |
47 |
46 |
1 |
0 |
6574 |
Actually you have 420 seconds left, 419, 418... |
1.0192 |
0.01942 |
52 |
51 |
1 |
0 |
6575 |
Shrinking trauma big-time - Doctor: "Ding! Times up. Enough for today's insurance claim". Patient: "Still, waiting on time to heal; Perhaps next session" |
1.0189 |
0.01905 |
53 |
52 |
1 |
0 |
6576 |
Oh, I just noticed, we're out of time. |
1.0185 |
0.01869 |
54 |
53 |
1 |
0 |
6577 |
So, you say obsessive compulsive disorder is your issue |
1.0182 |
0.01835 |
55 |
54 |
1 |
0 |
6578 |
Almost…Almost…your psychology professer is here! |
1.0172 |
0.01739 |
58 |
57 |
1 |
0 |
6579 |
I'm waiting for the Donkey Beef |
1.0172 |
0.01739 |
58 |
57 |
1 |
0 |
6580 |
I get it. Summarize my emotions in 5 minutes. |
1.0169 |
0.01709 |
59 |
58 |
1 |
0 |
6581 |
Remember, healing is a slow process, okay? Annnd your time starts …. NOW! |
1.0161 |
0.01626 |
62 |
61 |
1 |
0 |
6582 |
My husband thought that I let time get away from me. |
1.0159 |
0.01600 |
63 |
62 |
1 |
0 |
6583 |
We are not making any progress, so let's just watch the clock till the session ends at 6:00. |
1.0152 |
0.01527 |
66 |
65 |
1 |
0 |
6584 |
Yes, time is a thief, but what makes you think of that? |
1.0149 |
0.01504 |
67 |
66 |
1 |
0 |
6585 |
I care of you big time. |
1.0149 |
0.01504 |
67 |
66 |
1 |
0 |
6586 |
Almost time for your nap. |
1.0141 |
0.01418 |
71 |
70 |
1 |
0 |
6587 |
On Zoom I can Zoom in on the clock on your wall and the quantum Alarm by Pink Floyd in 1973 tells you the song was 40 years old last year and that is how close we are to your awakening |
1.0123 |
0.01242 |
81 |
80 |
1 |
0 |
6588 |
Looks like our time is up (the Anthropocene). |
1.0000 |
0.02299 |
44 |
44 |
0 |
0 |
6589 |
Ok yeah great. What a breakthrough! You're really making progress, yeah ... hey, um ...your mom sounds pretty hot. Would it be cool if I called her? |
1.0000 |
0.01770 |
57 |
57 |
0 |
0 |
6590 |
I think the big time is within my reach! |
1.0000 |
0.01739 |
58 |
58 |
0 |
0 |
6591 |
I can’t read analog, but I want to say that’s all the time we have |
1.0000 |
0.01379 |
73 |
73 |
0 |
0 |