Contest #880 Summary

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Number of captions	6592
Number of responses	737642
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Ticking? Actually I find your breathing more annoying.	1.7480	0.05824	250	145	23	82
1	Oh my, I just noticed the time.	1.7032	0.01745	1944	949	623	372
2	I think you’re making things out to be bigger than they are.	1.6669	0.01766	1807	910	589	308
3	My patients used to complain that I kept looking at my watch.	1.6634	0.01738	1836	922	610	304
4	Jerry, is the big clock in the room with us now?	1.6549	0.01919	1695	922	436	337
5	Well, well, well, would you look at the time.	1.6445	0.02201	1145	593	366	186
6	I must warn you, it’s an alarm clock.	1.6443	0.01760	1881	1001	548	332
7	I considered a cuckoo clock, but that might seem insensitive.	1.6397	0.01714	2018	1092	561	365
8	In the time remaining, I want you to think about the time remaining.	1.6293	0.01699	1988	1075	575	338
9	Yes, I bill by the minute. Why do you ask?	1.6185	0.01751	1793	965	547	281
10	Just to be clear: are you having ‘hallucinations, big time’, or ‘big time hallucinations’”	1.6142	0.01934	1498	820	436	242
11	And when did you start feeling inadequate about the size of your clock?	1.6124	0.02299	1130	641	286	203
12	Used to have a cuckoo clock, but patients got offended.	1.6065	0.01789	1855	1059	467	329
13	So I misheard you, and your problem isn't having a small clock?	1.5988	0.01843	1797	1053	412	332
14	Not sure why you're fixated on its size, maybe that's something we should explore?	1.5959	0.01958	1351	733	431	187
15	So, I hear you saying you feel that you're constantly pressed for time. Where do you think that feeling comes from?	1.5922	0.01752	1670	907	537	226
16	I guess I really should get glasses.	1.5887	0.01880	1877	1167	315	395
17	It’s not the size of the clock that matters, Peter.	1.5865	0.02076	1260	710	361	189
18	Now, I don't want you to feel rushed, ...	1.5851	0.01694	1769	968	567	234
19	Costco.	1.5847	0.02026	1411	823	351	237
20	We felt it was best to replace the cuckoo clock.	1.5815	0.01816	1694	976	451	267
21	Ignore the clock.	1.5793	0.01904	1519	872	414	233
22	What do you want to say with your last 21 dollars?	1.5776	0.02639	793	457	214	122
23	It doesn't work. Time heals nothing, Dan.	1.5748	0.01876	1524	870	432	222
24	The Freudians say, "Sometimes a clock is just a clock."	1.5707	0.01856	1428	789	463	176
25	Not to worry. It’s only fallen once.	1.5687	0.01925	1382	780	418	184
26	I found that this helped my patients to not look down at their phones so often.	1.5681	0.01967	1343	764	395	184
27	It is to remind us that time is fleeting, and, for me, that it is billable.	1.5628	0.02293	963	546	292	125
28	Just try to relax.	1.5613	0.02015	1215	683	382	150
29	I'm playing pickleball at 6:15.	1.5609	0.02305	1239	799	185	255
30	I find it's easier than saying, "Our time is up."	1.5586	0.02029	1194	673	375	146
31	I mean, does anybody really know what time it is?	1.5583	0.02077	1184	679	349	156
32	Glancing at my watch gave some clients anxiety, so I’m trying this.	1.5575	0.02048	1182	670	365	147
33	I used to have a little cuckoo clock, but some clients took offense.	1.5573	0.02184	1177	706	286	185
34	I got it when I started charging by the minute.	1.5569	0.02136	1151	670	321	160
35	You and the clock have my undivided attention.	1.5552	0.02312	951	547	280	124
36	Is the looming deadline in the room with us right now?”	1.5500	0.02469	1060	688	161	211
37	I'm a big time therapist.	1.5497	0.02235	1057	624	285	148
38	You seem to be having trouble just being in the present.	1.5489	0.02200	1033	596	307	130
39	I can help you, big time.	1.5470	0.02265	1022	604	277	141
40	I thought a Cuckoo Clock would be inappropriate	1.5457	0.02445	962	594	211	157
41	Things often seem bigger than they actually are.	1.5431	0.02279	963	561	281	121
42	Don't worry about the time.	1.5428	0.02423	888	527	240	121
43	It seemed like a good idea until I had to replace the battery.	1.5397	0.02390	932	561	239	132
44	Let's focus on the time you have left.	1.5375	0.02314	906	526	273	107
45	And what makes you feel I am more concerned our session does not go over?	1.5368	0.02318	896	519	273	104
46	In all my years, you're the first person to comment on it.	1.5356	0.02404	885	527	242	116
47	It was a gift from my six o'clock client.	1.5350	0.02501	886	547	204	135
48	It's a gift from a watchmaker after I helped him get over his delusions of grandeur.	1.5345	0.02521	870	537	201	132
49	In your intake forms, you said you were looking for a big time therapist.	1.5341	0.02445	850	506	234	110
50	I have a dinner reservation at 6. On the count of 10 you will awaken refreshed and write me a check.	1.5332	0.02432	859	512	236	111
51	Well, sometimes a clock is just a clock.	1.5320	0.02436	844	501	237	106
52	So, to summarize, the big hand is your father, the little hand is you, and the second hand is your life going in meaningless circles.	1.5287	0.02599	785	480	195	110
53	Take all the time you need as long as you are done in the next seven minutes.	1.5283	0.02479	814	486	226	102
54	With your remaining seven minutes talk to me about your mother”.	1.5276	0.02529	798	481	213	104
55	Oh. Wow! I just noticed the time!!	1.5268	0.02576	784	477	201	106
56	No, it's not a metaphor, actually.	1.5245	0.02463	774	453	236	85
57	Last week you said checking my watch was distracting, so I’m not sure what you want from me here.	1.5240	0.02491	771	455	228	88
58	Well technically you’re under the clock not on it.	1.5220	0.02476	751	438	234	79
59	I've expanded my hours.	1.5182	0.02640	716	434	193	89
60	I'm told it makes my prices seem smaller.	1.5181	0.02482	718	415	234	69
61	It's actually later than you think	1.5175	0.02603	713	427	203	83
62	We have seven minutes left. We can use this time for you to nap or we can continue talking about how tired you are.	1.5170	0.02651	704	426	192	86
63	Clients were complaining that I was looking at my watch too much.	1.5152	0.02577	691	407	212	72
64	I just felt it was distracting when I would look at my watch.	1.5152	0.02657	691	417	192	82
65	Let me assure you that I am a big time therapist.	1.5132	0.02635	682	408	198	76
66	I got tired of trying to look at my watch discreetly.	1.5125	0.02588	681	402	209	70
67	I don't know. What time do you think it is?	1.5114	0.02768	657	404	170	83
68	We really maximized the time today.	1.5086	0.03061	643	429	101	113
69	I see our time is almost up, so I suppose I should get to the nub of this session. Trevor, grow the fuck up.	1.5085	0.02901	647	413	139	95
70	Just focus on the now.	1.5075	0.02768	601	359	179	63
71	We've still got two minutes. Tell me about all of the successes in your life.	1.5072	0.02908	623	393	144	86
72	Yes, our time is up. Next session, we will discuss why you are not wearing pants.	1.5063	0.02988	632	411	122	99
73	And why do you think you have trouble staying in the moment?	1.5049	0.02767	616	373	175	68
74	What time do you feel it is?	1.5048	0.02826	626	388	160	78
75	I'm sorry. I thought you said you always wanted a huge "clock."	1.5041	0.02974	617	397	129	91
76	It's simultaneously a reminder of your fleeting mortality and my growing wealth.	1.5033	0.02965	600	381	136	83
77	Yes, Harry, time is an illusion. Try not to make a big deal out of it.	1.5017	0.02798	580	348	173	59
78	Well, to me it' doesn't say that there are only 7 minutes left - it says that 53 minutes are over!	1.5008	0.02745	605	364	179	62
79	I found that glancing at my watch was distracting to my patients	1.5000	0.03090	554	354	123	77
80	No hurry, why?	1.4983	0.02725	576	340	185	51
81	Try not to think so much about the time.	1.4983	0.02918	576	358	149	69
82	I’m here for you! Oh. I see we’re almost out of time.	1.4983	0.02894	574	354	154	66
83	Let's circle back to your your fixation with time.	1.4973	0.02795	559	333	174	52
84	So tell me why you feel your time is limited?	1.4972	0.02870	545	328	163	54
85	Don’t worry about it. It’s my biological clock.	1.4945	0.03020	542	340	136	66
86	Actually, I bill by the second, not the hour.	1.4930	0.02959	568	358	140	70
87	I find it helps my clients get to the point.	1.4917	0.02830	543	326	167	50
88	It was a gift from your insurance carrier.	1.4917	0.03127	543	352	115	76
89	After we're done talking about your mother, maybe you can help me change the battery on this thing.	1.4907	0.02968	538	334	144	60
90	You said, "It's nearly sex.". Tell me more.	1.4906	0.03074	532	338	127	67
91	Oh, look at the time.	1.4901	0.02964	553	347	141	65
92	You say you can't find the time, but perhaps you're looking in the wrong place.	1.4896	0.03025	527	330	136	61
93	Take your time-I charge by the second.	1.4886	0.02949	528	325	148	55
94	Some patients objected to the cuckoo clock	1.4885	0.03202	524	343	106	75
95	I used to have a cuckoo clock there, but it offended some of my patients.	1.4885	0.03059	522	329	131	62
96	I see. In our remaining 2 minutes and 56 seconds, let's wrap up the root causes of your despair.	1.4885	0.02982	520	321	144	55
97	It helps me stay in the moment.	1.4863	0.02886	512	308	159	45
98	Just ignore that…	1.4850	0.03077	501	314	131	56
99	I find that my younger patients don't know what the hell it is.	1.4841	0.03251	504	331	102	71
100	We have roughly 7 minutes left. Tell me about your mother.	1.4841	0.03174	502	323	115	64
101	It’s from my mother, to remind me of my ticking biological clock.	1.4841	0.03199	502	325	111	66
102	You might want to leave before the alarm goes off.	1.4820	0.03133	500	319	121	60
103	I suppose it could convey the relentless march of time toward death, Mr. Peterson; but to me it's a refreshing reminder that time is money.	1.4816	0.03216	488	315	111	62
104	Yes, of course I'm totally listening....for another 6 minutes and 57 seconds.	1.4810	0.03211	447	279	121	47
105	It's called a clock. My older patients find comfort in it for some reason.	1.4802	0.02973	481	292	147	42
106	It keeps people from looking at their phones.	1.4775	0.03169	467	295	121	51
107	Well, look at the time.	1.4774	0.03293	465	302	104	59
108	I find it encourages people to get to the damn point.	1.4774	0.03251	465	299	110	56
109	No, it's not a working clock. I had it set that way to remind us all that our time is almost up. Now, what were you saying about your anxiety?	1.4748	0.03234	457	292	113	52
110	Therapy is a two-way street. I respect my patients crippling emotional problems,and they respect my need to make it to happy hour.	1.4739	0.03204	460	293	116	51
111	I think of the second hand as a dollar sign.	1.4737	0.03269	456	294	108	54
112	I need to warn you, It’s an alarm clock too.	1.4737	0.03194	456	289	118	49
113	Any other fascinating issues you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds?	1.4735	0.03153	452	283	124	45
114	Did you ever consider that the third hand is called the second hand?	1.4731	0.03471	446	299	83	64
115	So your father never had time for you? This seems like a good place to stop for the day	1.4731	0.03152	446	278	125	43
116	This has been a big hour for you.	1.4727	0.03095	476	300	127	49
117	It is from Texas.	1.4717	0.03289	441	283	108	50
118	At first I thought it was overkill too, but you'd be amazed how much faster folks get to the point.	1.4703	0.03337	438	284	102	52
119	Makes the fifty-minute hour seem longer and more reasonable	1.4691	0.03131	437	271	127	39
120	My younger clients think it's abstract art.	1.4684	0.03302	427	273	108	46
121	My college-aged clients don't know what it is	1.4670	0.03499	424	283	84	57
122	Let’s talk about your OCD for the next six minutes and 57 seconds.	1.4668	0.03447	422	278	91	53
123	We’ve found that charging by the second yields better results.	1.4638	0.03428	414	271	94	49
124	We thought that digital would be too distracting.	1.4634	0.03239	410	257	116	37
125	I think you misheard me Doctor - I didn't want a bigger CLOCK.	1.4613	0.03672	388	262	73	53
126	5 more minutes till you can start to tell me something really important so I can cut you off dramatically and carelessly.	1.4612	0.03415	399	258	98	43
127	Try not to focus on how much time we have left.	1.4604	0.03491	404	267	88	49
128	Well, why do YOU think there's a giant clock on the wall?	1.4597	0.03524	385	252	89	44
129	It's a gift from a patient who said they appreciated me big time.	1.4584	0.03351	397	254	104	39
130	Does anyone really know what time it is?	1.4574	0.03334	387	245	107	35
131	You know what they say; big hands, big clock.	1.4564	0.03546	390	259	84	47
132	You know what they say about big hands	1.4543	0.03418	383	247	98	38
133	Times about up so we'll have to stick to "yes" or "no" questions.	1.4541	0.03308	381	240	109	32
134	It looked smaller online.	1.4541	0.03451	381	247	95	39
135	Why yes, I am a big-time therapist.	1.4533	0.03612	375	250	80	45
136	No it’s the same clock. I just got smaller furniture.	1.4514	0.03525	370	242	89	39
137	For the next eight minutes I’d like to explore why you continue to suffer from deadline anxiety.	1.4514	0.03627	370	247	79	44
138	And if you think that's big, wait until you see my hourly rate.	1.4505	0.03630	364	242	80	42
139	Just wait till you see my bill.	1.4494	0.03603	356	234	84	38
140	You complained that I kept looking at my watch.	1.4492	0.03455	374	243	94	37
141	Please explain to me why you seem particularly anxious about the passage of time.	1.4484	0.03388	368	235	101	32
142	It adjusts to the size of my client's egos.	1.4457	0.03556	350	228	88	34
143	Rob, it seems the more you lie about your feelings the bigger the clock gets.	1.4448	0.03646	353	235	79	39
144	In your fantasy, what is the little hand touching?	1.4419	0.03645	353	236	78	39
145	I find it helps add to the atmosphere of existential dread AND I got a killer deal on it.	1.4419	0.03552	344	224	88	32
146	What time do you want it to be?	1.4417	0.03906	283	184	73	26
147	So let’s explore your feeling of impending doom.	1.4398	0.03567	332	215	88	29
148	It's 5:53. You have $33.26 left in your session.	1.4392	0.03554	337	219	88	30
149	You've a deep fear of your own mortality... but sadly, you're almost out of time.	1.4388	0.03716	335	224	75	36
150	And I can promise you this: You will never catch me looking at my watch.	1.4388	0.03740	335	225	73	37
151	Give me the short version.	1.4380	0.03432	347	223	96	28
152	I hate to tell you this, but size does matter.	1.4377	0.03614	329	215	84	30
153	It was on sale at Grand Central Station. Why?	1.4369	0.03799	325	219	70	36
154	Oops… looks like the time has snuck up on us again.	1.4366	0.03513	339	220	90	29
155	I stole it from Grand Central.	1.4364	0.03707	330	220	76	34
156	Seven minutes to six. Why?	1.4352	0.03627	324	212	83	29
157	Time is up. We'll pick up with "my mother stood over my father with an axe.	1.4348	0.03655	368	253	70	45
158	Trust me. You were late.	1.4345	0.03938	336	236	54	46
159	If you think the tics are loud, just wait until you hear the chimes.	1.4340	0.03701	318	210	78	30
160	It's to remind you that time is fleeting and that you are just a spec of dust in the whole meaningless realm of existence.	1.4331	0.03816	314	211	70	33
161	No there isn’t a giant cuckoo. We don’t use that word here.	1.4324	0.03729	333	225	72	36
162	Try to move past the phallic imagery, Justin.	1.4313	0.03517	313	200	91	22
163	I’’d like to explore why you’re so focused on the clock, but I’m afraid we’re almost out of time.	1.4304	0.03913	309	211	63	35
164	It encourages you to get to the point.	1.4300	0.03622	307	199	84	24
165	You have my full attention for the next 196 seconds.	1.4295	0.03638	312	204	82	26
166	Patients complained I was constantly looking at my wristwatch.	1.4281	0.03971	327	231	52	44
167	surprisingly only two AA	1.4281	0.03863	320	220	63	37
168	What do you think makes you tense during our sessions?	1.4281	0.03886	306	208	65	33
169	I think we've made some big-time progress today.	1.4277	0.03692	325	218	75	32
170	That was an expensive nap.	1.4272	0.03809	302	202	71	29
171	Where do you think these crushing feelings of being small come from?	1.4267	0.03678	307	202	79	26
172	It chimes ‘Cha-Ching’ at the top of the hour.”	1.4267	0.03827	300	201	70	29
173	My patients always want more time, so I got a bigger clock.	1.4267	0.03798	300	200	72	28
174	No, Mr Smith. Freud never said anything about "clock envy"...	1.4262	0.03786	298	198	73	27
175	Something tells me our session is nearly over.	1.4245	0.03642	318	211	79	28
176	Now that we’ve reached the end of your session, it’s time for the LIGHTNING ROUND!! Ways your mother failed to love you: GO!	1.4241	0.03974	316	222	54	40
177	And no one notices these aren’t my degrees.	1.4238	0.04032	302	211	54	37
178	Let’s try not to focus on how much time we have left.	1.4236	0.03837	314	215	65	34
179	Does the phrase 'my hourly rate doubles after 6 p.m.' help you resolve your issues?	1.4232	0.04152	293	207	48	38
180	I meant to say, "large clock." That's what we call, a Freudian slip.	1.4227	0.04594	220	151	45	24
181	When do the drugs kick in?	1.4224	0.03739	303	202	74	27
182	You'll know they've kicked in when it starts to look like a Dali painting.	1.4211	0.04061	285	197	56	32
183	Relax. Think of me as a friend, not some big time doctor.	1.4207	0.03795	290	193	72	25
184	Don’t worry. The alarm is set to vibrate.	1.4205	0.03661	283	183	81	19
185	If it bothers you we can have the elephant in the room stand in front of it	1.4205	0.04203	283	200	47	36
186	Here, the crushing weight of time isn’t just a figure of speech.	1.4205	0.03695	283	184	79	20
187	That’s just the doomsday clock, don’t worry about that. Now tell me more about your anxiety.	1.4202	0.04059	307	218	49	40
188	Clients don’t like it when I check my watch during a session.	1.4201	0.04003	269	181	63	25
189	If you have the money, I have the time.	1.4201	0.03631	319	213	78	28
190	“What would you like to say in our last two minutes and fifty six seconds together?”	1.4195	0.03721	298	198	75	25
191	And why do you feel rushed?	1.4192	0.03938	291	199	62	30
192	But do you see it as half an hour gone, or half an hour left?	1.4190	0.04039	284	196	57	31
193	You think you have anxiety now , wait till the 6 o'clock alarm.	1.4184	0.03934	282	191	64	27
194	Yeah, well. You should hear the alarm.	1.4184	0.03878	294	200	65	29
195	Hindsight is 20/20 but my vision is not.	1.4173	0.03668	278	180	80	18
196	Oh that’s just for me, ignore it. You were saying?	1.4172	0.03831	302	206	66	30
197	Well, your time is almost up, and you really don't want to be here when that alarm goes off.	1.4167	0.04026	288	200	56	32
198	You're not the only one with an annoying tic.	1.4167	0.04092	276	191	55	30
199	Today we're going to dive deeper into your chronophobia."	1.4167	0.03446	336	222	88	26
200	And why do you think you're so preoccupied with life passing you by?	1.4164	0.04006	281	193	59	29
201	And how does knowing our time is almost up make you feel?	1.4158	0.03863	279	187	68	24
202	Why do you keep looking at the clock?	1.4158	0.03995	279	191	60	28
203	What makes you think I refer to you as 'my 5 O'clock'?	1.4143	0.03819	280	187	70	23
204	Can we wrap this up? I have a six o’clock with Harold Lloyd.	1.4139	0.03990	273	186	61	26
205	We can probably squeeze in thoughts of inadequacy, but not your mother	1.4130	0.03891	276	186	66	24
206	You could still submit a caption.	1.4127	0.03925	315	223	54	38
207	I was told the cuckoo clock was inappropriate.	1.4126	0.04032	269	184	59	26
208	Time might not be on your side...	1.4118	0.03569	272	174	84	14
209	This way, I won’t make you nervous by looking at my watch.	1.4113	0.03821	265	175	71	19
210	My clients were complaining that I looked at my watch too often.	1.4111	0.03845	270	180	69	21
211	You think the clock’s annoying, wait until you hear the alarm.	1.4106	0.04167	263	183	52	28
212	Sometimes a big hand is just a big hand.	1.4106	0.04132	263	182	54	27
213	Most people leave before the alarm goes off.	1.4104	0.04006	268	183	60	25
214	No pressure, but in the seven minutes we have left could we return to the issue of why you believe it’s appropriate not to wear pants to our sessions?	1.4103	0.04374	273	199	36	38
215	The producers of 60 Minutes had a garage sale.	1.4091	0.04189	264	185	50	29
216	Forget about time for just one minute.	1.4091	0.04154	264	184	52	28
217	I don’t know… I just feel like I can see my life ticking away right in front of me	1.4088	0.03881	296	205	61	30
218	No, you're not paranoid. It's the mother of all clocks.	1.4087	0.04091	323	239	36	48
219	No pressure David, we have time.	1.4083	0.03665	289	192	76	21
220	Oh, that's for me. It's biological.	1.4079	0.03891	304	213	58	33
221	I’m a big time shrink.	1.4073	0.04128	275	194	50	31
222	Heavy handed?... in what way?	1.4064	0.03914	283	195	61	27
223	Enough with your childhood - let's get into the Lightning Round.	1.4057	0.03901	281	193	62	26
224	Before we start, let's take a look at the Doomsday Clock.	1.4055	0.04198	254	177	51	26
225	I get that you’re paid by the hour, but is the “Cha-ching!” alarm necessary?	1.4055	0.04123	254	175	55	24
226	Ok, Steve. Last thirty years in 7 minutes. Go!	1.4055	0.04047	254	173	59	22
227	Believe me, you don’t want to be here when the alarm goes off.	1.4054	0.04065	259	178	57	24
228	Imagine you're at a calm, distant, municipal swimming pool	1.4048	0.03870	252	167	68	17
229	If you didn't feel better after 50 minutes, it's probably just not going to happen today.	1.4045	0.03730	309	213	67	29
230	I thought a taxi meter would be too crass.	1.4039	0.03995	255	173	61	21
231	It looked smaller in the catalog.	1.4038	0.04138	265	186	51	28
232	I took over this office from an Optometrist.	1.4032	0.04017	253	172	60	21
233	I wish we could ignore the passing of time but that second-hand breeze is so annoying.	1.4024	0.03932	246	164	65	17
234	Something tells me we're nearing the end of the hour.	1.4017	0.04096	239	162	58	19
235	What makes you think I charge by the minute.	1.4016	0.04101	249	171	56	22
236	Yes, those are New York minutes.	1.4016	0.04331	249	177	44	28
237	Many find it motivational on several levels.	1.4008	0.03961	247	166	63	18
238	The size is an attempt to make up for the 50-minute hour.	1.4008	0.04083	247	169	57	21
239	Sorry, the ‘cha-ching’ sound effect wasn’t supposed to go off for another 7 minutes	1.4008	0.04356	247	176	43	28
240	Yes, I have my own obsessions.	1.4000	0.03823	260	174	68	18
241	You never noticed it before now...?	1.4000	0.04049	260	180	56	24
242	Tell me more about your dread of looming deadlines.	1.3994	0.03647	328	229	67	32
243	It helps keep me focused.	1.3992	0.03989	248	168	61	19
244	''That's not for timing my patients -- that's for timing my patience''	1.3984	0.04130	256	179	52	25
245	It 's a 50-minute hour.	1.3983	0.04055	231	155	60	16
246	Time’s up.	1.3982	0.03999	339	255	33	51
247	Trust me; you don't want to be here when the alarm goes off!	1.3976	0.04252	249	176	47	26
248	Sometimes a big clock is just a big clock.	1.3969	0.03967	257	176	60	21
249	You haven't said anything for 53 minutes, soon your insurance will require me to declare you dead, and I can go home.	1.3968	0.04079	247	170	56	21
250	Yes, it is intimidating, but when you call up a childhood memory, it runs counterclockwise.	1.3966	0.04158	237	163	54	20
251	That tells me when your insurance runs out.	1.3966	0.04395	232	164	44	24
252	Well, would you look at the time?!	1.3961	0.04214	255	181	47	27
253	Yes, I'm a big-time therapist.	1.3960	0.04123	250	174	53	23
254	On your mark, get set, vent!	1.3951	0.04042	243	166	58	19
255	Okay, tell me WHY it ticks you off.	1.3950	0.04144	238	164	54	20
256	BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME LAST TIME WHEN I SAID OUR TIME IS UP!”	1.3948	0.04207	233	161	52	20
257	Your problems ceased to be my problems 3 minutes ago.	1.3948	0.04294	233	163	48	22
258	Well, I don’t know, Gene—do YOU see a big clock?	1.3941	0.03946	269	187	58	24
259	Well I figured, since we’ll both be watching it anyway…	1.3922	0.04128	232	159	55	18
260	You see a clock? I just see money.	1.3922	0.04173	255	181	48	26
261	It runs on one AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA battery.	1.3913	0.04627	230	169	32	29
262	We still have 2 minutes. How's your sex life?	1.3913	0.04586	230	168	34	28
263	I chose it in proportion to my hourly rate.	1.3913	0.04197	230	159	52	19
264	I find it helps patients get to the point.	1.3913	0.04197	230	159	52	19
265	…and what do you think ‘having big hands’ means?	1.3911	0.04169	225	154	54	17
266	What wall clock?	1.3908	0.04224	238	167	49	22
267	Time is up? Really? I’m a millennial and don’t know how to read clocks without numbers.	1.3908	0.04469	238	173	37	28
268	What time do YOU think it is?	1.3898	0.04031	254	177	55	22
269	Is there one last thought you'd like to share?	1.3896	0.04091	231	158	56	17
270	Is the big penis on the 10 or the 11?	1.3894	0.04473	226	162	40	24
271	Actually, I just have very poor eyesight"	1.3884	0.04032	224	151	59	14
272	No. It works. It's not a metaphor.	1.3881	0.04437	219	155	43	21
273	It captures the sense of dread caused by the relentless march of time and the vanity of human defiance,while reminding patients that I have a dinner date.	1.3880	0.04153	250	177	49	24
274	...but the genie misheard me, so now I have an enormous clock.	1.3879	0.04594	232	171	32	29
275	No really, I am listening!	1.3877	0.04232	227	158	50	19
276	Harold. Our time is up. You have to wake up now.	1.3874	0.04393	222	157	44	21
277	Trust me—I don’t have more than five minutes of empathy and understanding left.	1.3874	0.04055	222	150	58	14
278	Oh, look! Our time is largely up.	1.3872	0.04085	235	162	55	18
279	What makes you think it's seven minutes to six?	1.3872	0.04302	235	167	45	23
280	No, no symbolism, just a big clock.	1.3870	0.04147	230	159	53	18
281	Well, would you just look at the time!	1.3864	0.04326	220	154	47	19
282	Do you have a seven minute childhood trauma you’d like to get off your chest?	1.3860	0.04352	228	162	44	22
283	Well, you said you always wanted to make the big time.	1.3857	0.04513	223	161	38	24
284	Oh, don’t pay any attention to the clock.	1.3846	0.04396	234	169	40	25
285	You asked for a big time therapist, and you got it!	1.3846	0.04312	234	167	44	23
286	You think I should go digital?"	1.3836	0.04288	219	153	48	18
287	Oh, that’s just my biological clock.	1.3836	0.04288	219	153	48	18
288	Where do you see yourself in 8 minutes?	1.3836	0.04385	219	155	44	20
289	If you could, which hand would you be?	1.3834	0.04074	253	179	51	23
290	You still have $31.25 left in this session.	1.3833	0.04227	227	159	49	19
291	Time is the biggest thing on your side right now	1.3832	0.04308	214	149	48	17
292	So in the seven minutes remaining, can you think of any reason for why you feel so rushed and pressured?	1.3832	0.04555	214	154	38	22
293	As you can see, time flies even when you’re miserable.	1.3832	0.04358	214	150	46	18
294	Ignore it. It's just a reminder I charge by the minute.	1.3829	0.04388	222	158	43	21
295	......$128.75, $129, $129.25, $129.50.....	1.3825	0.04265	217	151	49	17
296	I hadn't noticed but, you're right, our time is up.	1.3824	0.04043	238	165	55	18
297	So you keep having these feelings that time is money,	1.3822	0.04390	225	161	42	22
298	Not to rush you, but it's almost $500.	1.3822	0.04524	225	164	36	25
299	So, when did you first start feeling anxious about time?	1.3822	0.04252	225	158	48	19
300	That's not actually one of your cognitive distortions. It's just a big clock.	1.3820	0.04192	233	164	49	20
301	Oh my! What big hands you have.	1.3818	0.03970	220	148	60	12
302	Don't get comfortable.	1.3815	0.03999	249	174	55	20
303	oh the clock? yeah i always forget it is there.	1.3814	0.04391	215	152	44	19
304	Given what happened at our last session, I've shut the alarm off this time.	1.3807	0.04584	218	159	35	24
305	Try not to watch the clock	1.3807	0.04491	218	157	39	22
306	Now you don't have to keep looking at your phone.	1.3801	0.04109	221	152	54	15
307	I'm aware of the time.	1.3792	0.04144	240	170	49	21
308	We only have twenty dollars left.	1.3791	0.04548	211	152	38	21
309	Now can you tell me why the little hand seems to be speaking to you?	1.3791	0.04499	211	151	40	20
310	It helps my patients picture ten bucks a minute.	1.3791	0.04187	211	145	52	14
311	No rush.	1.3790	0.03966	248	173	56	19
312	I call it “tick-talk” therapy	1.3783	0.04359	230	166	41	23
313	It's designed to instill a sense of urgency. Very quickly, how does that make you feel?	1.3780	0.04191	246	177	45	24
314	So tell me why it is that you feel your time in life is running out.	1.3778	0.04200	225	158	49	18
315	No, no. That matters, big time.	1.3778	0.04293	225	160	45	20
316	Tell me more about how you’re feeling crushed under the weight of time.	1.3773	0.04314	220	156	45	19
317	Of course I’m paying attention.	1.3772	0.04066	228	158	54	16
318	You have $35.99 worth left, if you care to use it.	1.3771	0.04234	236	169	45	22
319	I got sick of saying “That’s all the time we have today.”	1.3762	0.04356	210	148	45	17
320	Have you noticed anything new since the last visit when you overstayed your appointment?	1.3761	0.04631	226	169	29	28
321	It's almost time to bring up something you prefer not to talk about.	1.3756	0.04537	205	147	39	19
322	Tell me about your mother. And be brief.	1.3756	0.04463	213	153	40	20
323	We decided to call it Overtime. Many patients frowned on Sudden Death.	1.3744	0.04216	227	161	47	19
324	What gives you the impression I'm overly focused on my billing?	1.3744	0.04459	203	144	42	17
325	You see, time is on your side	1.3744	0.04404	203	143	44	16
326	Is the second hand necessary?	1.3738	0.04412	206	146	43	17
327	Tell me about a time when you felt rushed or pressured.	1.3738	0.04622	206	150	35	21
328	My patients complained that I was always checking my watch.	1.3736	0.04694	182	129	38	15
329	I'm sorry, your existential crisis is up.	1.3731	0.04599	201	145	37	19
330	Why do you think it’s so big?	1.3731	0.04377	201	141	45	15
331	Wow, would you look at the time!	1.3731	0.04758	201	148	31	22
332	Freud called it his big motherf***ing clock	1.3731	0.04862	201	150	27	24
333	You can admire it all you want but it’s my job to find out what makes YOU tick.	1.3728	0.04154	228	161	49	18
334	It’s for my ‘fear of bifocals’ group.	1.3720	0.04395	207	147	43	17
335	I didn’t say I was licensed. I said I was a big-time therapist.	1.3706	0.04827	197	146	29	22
336	We need to wind it up for today.	1.3706	0.04317	197	137	47	13
337	It looked smaller online and returning is such a hassle.	1.3706	0.04195	197	135	51	11
338	Would you look at the time?	1.3706	0.04317	197	137	47	13
339	You should hear the alarm.	1.3706	0.04256	197	136	49	12
340	Don't worry. It's on your side.	1.3705	0.04344	224	162	41	21
341	Sorry, I hadn't noticed the time.	1.3700	0.04611	200	145	36	19
342	I always thought the term "shrink" was a bit reductive	1.3700	0.04501	200	143	40	17
343	Take your time, we still have 116 seconds.	1.3697	0.04280	211	149	46	16
344	And where do you think this stress is coming from?	1.3696	0.04435	230	170	35	25
345	I call that my cuckoo clock.	1.3692	0.04582	195	140	38	17
346	My grandfather carried it with him all through World War Two. He died of a massive hernia”	1.3692	0.04680	214	160	29	25
347	Six minutes to Happy Hour.	1.3689	0.04512	206	149	38	19
348	Yes, it would be extremely painful if it crushed you. But let’s just forget about that and focus on your morbid fear of death.	1.3684	0.04148	228	162	48	18
349	For the next $20 let's talk about your financial anxiety.	1.3680	0.03889	250	176	56	18
350	Do you get the feeling your life is just ticking away?	1.3679	0.04263	212	150	46	16
351	A good therapist needs 20-20 insight - not perfect eyesight.	1.3679	0.04435	193	136	43	14
352	It increases anxiety and tightens up the schedule - a win/win I'd say.	1.3679	0.04786	193	142	31	20
353	Oh, the clock; I charge $120 an hour or $2 a minute. I just like to know how much I'm making listening to you.	1.3676	0.04595	204	149	35	20
354	Uh, huh. Could it be that you always think that people don't have time for you?	1.3674	0.04272	215	153	45	17
355	So tell me about this anxiety that you have, but make it quick.	1.3673	0.04562	196	141	38	17
356	The alarm is going to be quite startling.	1.3671	0.04388	207	148	42	17
357	Well, I got sick of clients trying to see how mich time was left the without looking like they are.	1.3670	0.04230	218	155	46	17
358	When did you first believe the "little hand" had an inferiority complex?	1.3668	0.04678	199	146	33	20
359	Why do you feel rushed?	1.3665	0.04039	221	154	53	14
360	And that’s why they call me, “A big time psychologist “.	1.3665	0.04587	191	137	38	16
361	And what makes you say it looks like a clock?	1.3665	0.04465	191	135	42	14
362	I'll be honest. When I'm working, I need a constant reminder that time has not stopped.	1.3655	0.04248	197	137	48	12
363	Yes, I think we still have time for one of your psychopathic outbursts.	1.3651	0.04739	189	138	33	18
364	I'd have loved to help you on stress caused by time pressure, but I see we only have seven minutes left.	1.3649	0.04529	211	155	35	21
365	A gift from my accountant.	1.3649	0.04074	222	156	51	15
366	Well, I guess it all started with my grandfather…	1.3646	0.04891	181	133	30	18
367	We thought digital would be too distracting	1.3646	0.04626	192	139	36	17
368	For your next appointment you might want to throw on a pair of pants...	1.3641	0.04770	184	134	33	17
369	The good news is time is on your side.	1.3641	0.04398	206	148	41	17
370	And further more, you've strangely become fixated with time.	1.3632	0.04638	201	148	33	20
371	Try not to think about how much time is left.”	1.3628	0.04166	226	162	46	18
372	On your intake form, you noted you ‘need therapy, big time’.	1.3627	0.04372	204	146	42	16
373	What makes you think this will cost you big time?	1.3623	0.04327	207	148	43	16
374	In these last five minutes, would you like to reflect on your mortality?	1.3622	0.04258	196	137	47	12
375	This week we are going to focus on time management.	1.3622	0.04559	185	132	39	14
376	Why do YOU think that the little hand is bigger than the big hand?	1.3622	0.04809	185	136	31	18
377	Yeah, Freudian slip - I didn't intentionally google a 'big clock.'	1.3622	0.04989	185	139	25	21
378	I knew I needed a big time therapist	1.3619	0.04335	210	151	42	17
379	At 6 pm, you will wake, pay your bill in full, and leave my office pleased and content with your therapist.	1.3607	0.04458	183	129	42	12
380	We’re about to start the rapid fire round of questions.	1.3602	0.04212	236	173	41	22
381	Time's almost up. Let's talk about your suicide plans next time.	1.3600	0.04757	200	150	28	22
382	I see our time is almost fully erect.	1.3593	0.04736	231	181	17	33
383	I charge by the circumference.	1.3591	0.04557	181	129	39	13
384	I work on the theory that time is a great healer	1.3591	0.04133	181	123	51	7
385	It's a gift from my next patient.	1.3590	0.04449	195	140	40	15
386	Do you think it's a metaphor?	1.3590	0.04389	195	139	42	14
387	The hard part is finding 'F' size batteries	1.3590	0.04141	195	135	50	10
388	Now? Now bring up your chronophobia?	1.3590	0.04389	195	139	42	14
389	*So, Billy, when the big hand is on the twelve, we will stop talking about your feelings of infantilism and have a juice box before you skedaddle home."	1.3583	0.04766	187	138	31	18
390	I wanted to get the cuckoo clock, but, you know...	1.3583	0.04581	187	135	37	15
391	What is it, exactly, that is making you anxious?	1.3575	0.04418	193	138	41	14
392	Does anybody really know what time it is … Does anybody really care ?	1.3571	0.04536	182	130	39	13
393	You’ve definitely come to the right practice to resolve your time management issues.	1.3568	0.04484	185	132	40	13
394	Next session we'll continue working on time management.	1.3568	0.04351	185	130	44	11
395	I found the Apple Watch distracting.	1.3568	0.04484	185	132	40	13
396	Sometimes a huge clock is just a huge clock.	1.3564	0.04336	202	145	42	15
397	It’s what we were both thinking about anyhow.	1.3564	0.04103	202	141	50	11
398	I'm still getting used to having an office in the clock tower too.	1.3561	0.04508	205	151	35	19
399	It's just an other thing proving that size does not matter.	1.3560	0.04570	191	139	36	16
400	And STILL people ask me for the time.	1.3557	0.04636	194	143	33	18
401	I find that nothing focuses my patient's minds like the prospect of their hour being up.	1.3555	0.04363	211	154	39	18
402	Oh. I just got really tired of the Dali.	1.3555	0.04205	211	151	45	15
403	time is just an illusion. You have all the time in the world to accomplish... Oh look at that, our hour is up	1.3555	0.04363	211	154	39	18
404	So quiet you forget it’s there	1.3547	0.04318	203	146	42	15
405	I'm nearsighted, vain, and billing by the hour.	1.3542	0.04366	192	137	42	13
406	It's for my patients with anxiety. It illustrates the relentless, unstoppable march of time that leads always and only to our inevitable end. You have seven minutes left; anything else you'd like to talk about, today?	1.3542	0.04490	192	139	38	15
407	The giant diplomas arrive Tuesday	1.3539	0.04670	178	129	35	14
408	You seem distracted today, Melvin.	1.3539	0.04737	178	130	33	15
409	The cuckoo clock was more subtle, but I was told it was no longer appropriate.	1.3539	0.04804	178	131	31	16
410	It’s a gift from Salvador Dalí after he finished therapy.	1.3539	0.04869	178	132	29	17
411	Trust me, we want to be out of here before it strikes six!	1.3536	0.04479	181	129	40	12
412	You just can't go on living like you have all the time in the world.	1.3536	0.04746	181	133	32	16
413	So this giant clock ticking away the moments of your life...is it in the room with us right now?	1.3533	0.04625	184	134	35	15
414	Freudian analyst: “Well, that’s very interesting how you heard that. What I actually said was, ‘George, I wonder if you’ve noticed my massive clock.’.”	1.3533	0.04996	184	140	23	21
415	I hadn’t noticed but your 50 minutes is up.	1.3529	0.04572	187	136	36	15
416	I thought this would help you own your session.	1.3523	0.04409	193	139	40	14
417	Ignore the clock in the room.	1.3523	0.04270	176	122	46	8
418	Time cries when you're having Jung.	1.3523	0.04704	176	128	34	14
419	Until you mentioned it I’ve never thought of it as an odd choice of art for my office.	1.3523	0.04492	176	125	40	11
420	What do you think triggers your 'end of session' phobia?	1.3520	0.04652	196	146	31	19
421	The genie misheard my wish.	1.3520	0.04715	179	131	33	15
422	I’m afraid we won’t have time for a breakthrough this week.	1.3520	0.04715	179	131	33	15
423	You now feel like waking up and paying me $200.	1.3511	0.04425	188	135	40	13
424	Of course, I’m listening.	1.3511	0.04227	188	132	46	10
425	Clock?	1.3506	0.04375	174	122	43	9
426	You did mention that you wished we could have more time	1.3506	0.04524	174	124	39	11
427	Yes I do charge by the hour. Why do you ask?	1.3503	0.04682	177	129	34	14
428	Despite having to take 58 AA batteries, it's a wonderful timepiece.	1.3503	0.04682	177	129	34	14
429	Well, just look at the time!	1.3500	0.04238	200	143	44	13
430	Well, you wanted more time in therapy.	1.3500	0.04626	180	131	35	14
431	And yes, it does move slower when you watch it...	1.3495	0.04583	186	136	35	15
432	Hmm.. that's interesting... why do you think you see it as a clock?	1.3495	0.04389	186	133	41	12
433	What time would you like it to be?	1.3492	0.04654	189	140	32	17
434	It encourages my patients to get to the point.	1.3492	0.04209	189	133	46	10
435	Time may be an illusion, but I bill by the hour.	1.3488	0.04846	172	127	30	15
436	We have only a few minutes left, but in the time that remains, do you want to speak to this “immense” fear you have of time running out?	1.3488	0.04775	172	126	32	14
437	Yes Ben, it’s big	1.3488	0.04631	172	124	36	12
438	Beats me . But in seven minutes your not my problem anymore .	1.3487	0.04491	195	143	36	16
439	OK, in our last seven minutes can I ask you to rate your visit?	1.3486	0.04854	175	130	29	16
440	With some patients tempus doesn’t fugit fast enough.	1.3483	0.04660	178	130	34	14
441	If we stop now, you'll save $35.	1.3474	0.04386	190	137	40	13
442	Next session we must address your time urgency.	1.3471	0.04513	170	121	39	10
443	There was a sale when the bank downsized.	1.3468	0.04891	173	129	28	16
444	Why do you feel everyone is only out for themselves?	1.3468	0.04822	173	128	30	15
445	‘“Your mother shot who at home? Oops, times up. Do your calming breath exercises in the waiting room and I’ll see you next week.”	1.3467	0.04365	199	145	39	15
446	Yes, it's phallic. Everything is phallic.	1.3466	0.04624	176	128	35	13
447	So, what worries you about the passing of time?	1.3466	0.04182	176	122	47	7
448	Wait until you see my hourly fees.	1.3466	0.04408	176	125	41	10
449	That's strange. Most people say they see a butterfly	1.3462	0.04714	182	135	31	16
450	Subtle.	1.3457	0.04479	188	137	37	14
451	What do YOU think that’s all about	1.3454	0.04441	194	142	37	15
452	Tell me more about your perception that people are always rushing you.	1.3452	0.04849	168	124	30	14
453	The big hand is dollars and the small hand is results.	1.3452	0.05065	168	127	24	17
454	Now it’s time for the lightning round.	1.3452	0.04775	168	123	32	13
455	All I know is when the big hand is at the top, you owe me $300.	1.3450	0.05067	171	130	23	18
456	"Our time is almost up"" This is the spot where you have five minutes left to tell me whatever it is that we were avoiding talking about."	1.3448	0.04798	174	129	30	15
457	I wouldn't worry. In fact, you're not my only patient concerned about the size of his clock.	1.3448	0.04513	174	125	38	11
458	I SAID, would you LOOK at the TIME.	1.3446	0.04460	177	127	39	11
459	I'm more engaged if I don't have to keep looking at my watch.	1.3441	0.04445	186	135	38	13
460	I heard you were a big time therapist..	1.3441	0.04699	186	139	30	17
461	What I don't understand is this obsession about time slipping away from you.	1.3438	0.04651	192	144	30	18
462	A gift from a patient who believed he was Dali. I straightened him out.	1.3434	0.04417	166	117	41	8
463	Time does appear to be on your side.	1.3434	0.04736	166	121	33	12
464	I'm thinking of changing it to dollars. That'd be easier for everyone.	1.3434	0.05107	166	126	23	17
465	That’s a new record. Fifty-three minutes before blaming everything on your mother.	1.3432	0.04897	169	126	28	15
466	It's five o'clock somewhere...	1.3430	0.04545	172	124	37	11
467	My accountant got it for me.	1.3424	0.04670	184	137	31	16
468	Oh that? Don't worry about that - it just helps me unwind.	1.3424	0.04733	184	138	29	17
469	Like I mentioned on the phone. I’m a big-time therapist.	1.3424	0.04670	184	137	31	16
470	What clock? Oh,that one doesn’t work.	1.3420	0.04072	193	136	48	9
471	We’re now working on promptness and boundaries	1.3416	0.03953	202	142	51	9
472	You've got a nervous tick	1.3415	0.04850	164	121	30	13
473	I’m not the kind of therapist who stares at her watch.	1.3415	0.05002	164	123	26	15
474	It’s time.	1.3415	0.05076	164	124	24	16
475	It's so we can know when to begin a meaningful exchange just before I say, 'sorry, our time is up'.	1.3408	0.04559	179	131	35	13
476	Why do you think you can’t relax?	1.3408	0.04559	179	131	35	13
477	No, no! It's not just you! Most of my patients feel a sense of dread about the relentless passing of time.	1.3405	0.04455	185	135	37	13
478	It's just for show. We're done when I'm bored.	1.3402	0.04492	194	144	34	16
479	It would be rude to check my watch.	1.3401	0.04501	197	147	33	17
480	I see we’re almost out of time.	1.3399	0.04177	203	147	43	13
481	It's on loan from the Harold Lloyd Museum.	1.3395	0.04809	162	119	31	12
482	What makes you think you blow things out of proportion?	1.3395	0.04966	162	121	27	14
483	Harold, you do realize you're making progress big time, right?	1.3393	0.04373	168	119	41	8
484	Questions will now be true or false so we can finish on time.	1.3393	0.04688	168	123	33	12
485	It was a gift from my accountant.	1.3392	0.04848	171	128	28	15
486	I appreciate that it’s art, but I still feel like you’re trying to tell me something.	1.3392	0.04630	171	125	34	12
487	No, I don’t think it’s pointing at you.	1.3392	0.04479	171	123	38	10
488	Next time we'll get to your fear of death, but for now your time is up.	1.3391	0.04575	174	127	35	12
489	The good news is that I've figured out the solution to all of your problems. The bad news is that it would take me 9 minutes to explain it.	1.3391	0.04647	174	128	33	13
490	Not on my watch	1.3390	0.04449	177	128	38	11
491	Ask yourself if your problems are really bigger than my clock.	1.3390	0.04449	177	128	38	11
492	Well, not everything's symbolic."	1.3389	0.04398	180	130	39	11
493	John, you got two minutes left to describe how you feel under pressure.	1.3386	0.04512	189	140	34	15
494	On your way out, please stop at the giant cash register.	1.3375	0.04847	160	118	30	12
495	$64.57, $64.59, $65.01, $65.03	1.3375	0.04847	160	118	30	12
496	No need to fear the clock, it will gong when your time is up.	1.3375	0.04847	160	118	30	12
497	Clock watching is not a productive way to spend our sessions, Mr. Fugit.	1.3375	0.04682	160	116	34	10
498	I wish you wouldn't focus so much on the time.	1.3374	0.04456	163	116	39	8
499	My advice? Time will tell.	1.3373	0.04352	169	120	41	8
500	It's on your side. Yes it is.	1.3371	0.04900	175	133	25	17
501	It stops me glancing at my watch when I’m bored.	1.3371	0.04406	175	126	39	10
502	You have 6 mins and 54 seconds left, no pressure.	1.3370	0.04583	181	134	33	14
503	Interesting that so many of my patients make the same Freudian slip. Yes, I do have a big clock.	1.3367	0.04394	196	145	36	15
504	OK. We have 5 minutes left. Let's talk about you.	1.3367	0.04405	199	148	35	16
505	I notice you seem to be watching the clock.	1.3354	0.04968	158	118	27	13
506	Oh gosh . . . Look at the time!	1.3354	0.04455	158	112	39	7
507	One of my patients said I should replace the hour hand with a dollar sign.	1.3354	0.04718	158	115	33	10
508	I know it's my anxiety speaking, but I feel like you're counting the minutes until our session is over.	1.3354	0.04574	161	116	36	9
509	Larger than life, get it!	1.3354	0.04600	164	119	35	10
510	No, you’re not a bore!	1.3354	0.04600	164	119	35	10
511	The rent is unbelievably cheap in this clock tower.	1.3353	0.04543	167	121	36	10
512	A lot of people see it as a metaphor, but honestly I am just really bad at keeping track of lunch.	1.3353	0.04716	170	126	31	13
513	No, it's not fast. It's a therapist clock. Every hour is 45 minutes.	1.3353	0.04658	173	128	32	13
514	I have that clock too	1.3352	0.04741	176	132	29	15
515	My interior designer thought I said “I like big clocks”.	1.3352	0.04672	176	131	31	14
516	It gives me confidence when talking to GenZ, because I can read it.	1.3352	0.04809	176	133	27	16
517	You've got thirty seconds to tell me about your mother.	1.3352	0.04478	179	131	36	12
518	A present from a former patient - I found out what made him tick.	1.3352	0.04750	179	135	28	16
519	It helps folks bypass all the mom and dad crap and get right to the existential crisis.	1.3351	0.04638	185	139	30	16
520	Yes, our time is almost up. Why do you ask?	1.3351	0.04409	191	141	36	14
521	Sometimes, Mr. Peterson, a "clock" is just a clock.	1.3350	0.04315	197	145	38	14
522	Oh my,would you look at the time!	1.3333	0.04608	159	115	35	9
523	On the hour it goes ‘Kaching’.	1.3333	0.04692	171	127	31	13
524	Fifty is the new sixty.	1.3333	0.04698	150	108	34	8
525	It’s a subtle reminder to my patients to drop the mind-numbing details from their stories.	1.3333	0.05045	171	132	21	18
526	I mean, it’s like, on one hand…	1.3333	0.04424	186	137	36	13
527	So what makes you believe that I'm rushing you? We'll explore that next week.	1.3333	0.04439	189	140	35	14
528	The night is still Jung	1.3333	0.04553	186	139	32	15
529	Just for today, you'll be the little hand.	1.3333	0.04520	159	114	37	8
530	Oh, that's just my Doomsday Clock. I like to keep in perspective how small the existential crises we face are in comparison to the larger destruction of our planet -- makes things feel more manageable, you know?	1.3333	0.04364	177	128	39	10
531	I had a big Cuckoo Clock but some patients found it offensive.	1.3316	0.04245	193	141	40	12
532	Isn't this a good way to make every minute count?	1.3315	0.04150	181	129	44	8
533	Did you really just say you feel like you have no concept of time?!	1.3314	0.04468	175	128	36	11
534	I got it while out antiquing. A bit pricey but thats...oh look our time is up.	1.3314	0.04821	175	133	26	16
535	How did your obsession with time begin?	1.3314	0.04595	172	127	33	12
536	Does this one fit your sense of dread, or do we need a bigger clock this week?	1.3314	0.04812	172	130	27	15
537	So I thought, screw subliminal	1.3314	0.04445	172	125	37	10
538	It’s not all in your mind that your time is up. It IS up.	1.3314	0.04576	169	124	34	11
539	And did you feel rushed as a child?	1.3314	0.04727	169	126	30	13
540	My son made it at camp.	1.3313	0.04553	166	121	35	10
541	I figured this was less expensive than getting prescription glasses.	1.3313	0.04390	166	119	39	8
542	Relax! Time is on your side.	1.3313	0.04691	163	120	32	11
543	Why do you think you dream about being trapped in Grand Central?	1.3313	0.04691	163	120	32	11
544	You may think time is an illusion, but to me time is money.	1.3313	0.04994	160	121	25	14
545	The room looked bigger on Zillow.	1.3312	0.05063	157	119	24	14
546	And what time did your mother say it was?	1.3312	0.04519	154	110	37	7
547	Yes, it does make you look skinny	1.3312	0.04880	154	114	29	11
548	That keeps the narcissists on schedule.	1.3300	0.04433	200	151	32	17
549	In exactly seven-and-a-half minutes you will wake up and pay me $300.	1.3297	0.04499	185	138	33	14
550	How do you feel knowing we only have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds left?	1.3297	0.04690	185	141	27	17
551	Tell me how you feel about that big hand.	1.3297	0.04346	182	133	38	11
552	Don't fret, you and the clock both have a screw loose. You have ten more minutes.	1.3296	0.04466	179	132	35	12
553	So, when are you going to tell me what’s really bothering you?	1.3293	0.04912	167	127	25	15
554	The first issue that I'd like to discuss is your punctuality.	1.3293	0.04686	167	124	31	12
555	When did you first get this feeling that you were "running out of time"?	1.3292	0.04888	161	121	27	13
556	My decorator thought it would make a statement.	1.3291	0.04617	158	115	34	9
557	So what might be the "real reason" you don't think I'm interested in what you have to say.	1.3291	0.04789	158	117	30	11
558	I’ve never seen it go backwards before.	1.3280	0.04346	186	137	37	12
559	You've still got $22.50 remaining.	1.3278	0.04650	180	136	29	15
560	If you think the clock is big, just wait until you see the invoice.	1.3277	0.04497	177	131	34	12
561	Your progress is geologically slow. Unfortunately, due to the Therapists’ First Law of Special Relativity, my billable hour remains at 45 minutes.	1.3275	0.04680	171	128	30	13
562	Next week let’s explore your fixation on the time.	1.3274	0.04346	168	121	39	8
563	And time! That's a new record for not mentioning your mother-in-law.	1.3274	0.04427	168	122	37	9
564	It makes my hourly rate feel more reasonable.	1.3273	0.04562	165	121	34	10
565	What huge clock on the wall?	1.3272	0.04702	162	120	31	11
566	I guess I’m asking, “What makes you tick?”	1.3272	0.04783	162	121	29	12
567	Big time problems	1.3272	0.04536	162	118	35	9
568	Because I always hated it when clients kept looking at their watches...	1.3270	0.04679	159	117	32	10
569	So, is the giant clock in the room with us right now?	1.3269	0.04826	156	116	29	11
570	You think YOU’RE addicted to TikTok?	1.3269	0.04377	156	111	39	6
571	Just wait ‘til you hear the alarm when your session is up!	1.3269	0.04911	156	117	27	12
572	I got it at Costco	1.3268	0.04892	153	114	28	11
573	Well, now that you have completed all that insurance paperwork, please take the last six minutes to tell me how things are going.	1.3268	0.05065	153	116	24	13
574	It's an optical allusion.	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
575	Don't feel anxious, at $300 an hour the clock just looks huge.	1.3264	0.04482	193	146	31	16
576	Don't you think it's possible that the constant pressure you feel is exagerrated?	1.3258	0.04475	178	132	34	12
577	Well, you did ask for a big-time therapist.	1.3258	0.04817	178	137	24	17
578	Which hand are you?	1.3257	0.04528	175	130	33	12
579	As you can clearly see our time is up.	1.3256	0.04583	172	128	32	12
580	And what makes you feel life is passing you by?	1.3254	0.04788	169	128	27	14
581	What would you like to talk about in our last $52... $51... $50.	1.3254	0.04562	169	125	33	11
582	Do you like it? I wanted something that felt as disproportionate as my hourly fee.	1.3254	0.04861	169	129	25	15
583	Wow you really do blow everything out of proportion	1.3254	0.04861	169	129	25	15
584	Think about living for the moment.	1.3253	0.04458	166	121	36	9
585	Nap time is just about up. How did that make you feel?	1.3253	0.04375	166	120	38	8
586	Now I can perfectly see what makes you tick!	1.3252	0.04836	163	123	27	13
587	You have anxiety!? Yesterday that clock fell off the wall and nearly killed one of my patients!	1.3250	0.04980	160	122	24	14
588	It was cheaper than a new pair of glasses.	1.3247	0.04777	154	114	30	10
589	Interesting that you think it’s a clock.	1.3247	0.05036	154	117	24	13
590	Fascinating. Tell me more about anything you care to talk about in seven minutes.	1.3245	0.04932	151	113	27	11
591	Yes, but how you do feel about six dollars a minute?	1.3245	0.04104	188	136	43	9
592	Severn minutes until you are on your own	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
593	We're still working on how to change the batteries.	1.3243	0.05093	148	112	24	12
594	It was a gift from one of my OCD patients.	1.3241	0.05074	145	109	25	11
595	You seem to have an exaggerated sense of time.	1.3237	0.04486	173	128	34	11
596	I was thinking about adding dollar signs.	1.3232	0.04888	164	125	25	14
597	Before we discuss your inferiority complex, yes, I do have a huge clock.	1.3232	0.04811	164	124	27	13
598	Your feeling that time is running out, is only natural for someone in your position.	1.3230	0.04545	161	118	34	9
599	Why do you think you find therapy stressful?	1.3230	0.04953	161	123	24	14
600	Another fiscal year passes without any patient noticing her two phony diplomas.	1.3229	0.04368	192	144	34	14
601	Why yes, I do get paid big money for my time.	1.3228	0.04602	158	116	33	9
602	I'm replacing it with a giant cuckoo clock.	1.3226	0.04658	186	143	26	17
603	And can you now tell me exactly why you envy the minute hand	1.3226	0.04924	155	117	26	12
604	No pressure	1.3224	0.04630	152	111	33	8
605	Now that we've identified your fear of loud noises, I suggest we wrap up quickly and run downstairs	1.3224	0.05079	152	116	23	13
606	I find the constant reminder that each second brings us closer to our inexorable demise cuts down on trivial complaints, which is better for my mental health.	1.3222	0.04638	180	137	28	15
607	They say time heals all wounds	1.3220	0.04264	177	129	39	9
608	So what I'm hearing is you're feeling small, and like you're running out of time?	1.3219	0.04950	146	109	27	10
609	Time sure flies when it's staring you right in the face.	1.3219	0.04950	146	109	27	10
610	I needed it to cover a large crack; my last patient got very upset.	1.3217	0.04922	143	106	28	9
611	And...Another 5 bucks!	1.3214	0.04164	168	120	42	6
612	I feel like you're always watching the clock.	1.3210	0.04348	162	117	38	7
613	Tell me more about this feeling that your time is running out.	1.3208	0.04490	159	116	35	8
614	How does the second hand make you feel?	1.3205	0.04811	156	117	28	11
615	If you find it annoying you really don't need therapy.	1.3205	0.04725	156	116	30	10
616	Helps to keep you in the present.	1.3205	0.04725	156	116	30	10
617	I'm afraid that's all the time we have room for.	1.3205	0.04546	156	114	34	8
618	I call it the Clock of Damocles	1.3200	0.04944	150	113	26	11
619	Let's talk more about your struggles with alcoholism next time. It's almost happy hour.	1.3197	0.05015	147	111	25	11
620	It’s just a figment of your imagination. See you next week.	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
621	Clients kept catching me checking my watch.	1.3195	0.04391	169	124	36	9
622	Sudden onset anxiety is rare, but I am seeing more of it in my office.	1.3195	0.04269	169	130	27	12
623	Patients find it distracting if I wear a watch.	1.3195	0.04391	169	124	36	9
624	I assure you, the fact that the little hand is always pointing toward you during our sessions has no significance.	1.3194	0.05088	144	109	24	11
625	Not everything is about size. Sometimes, one is just gifted with an enormous clock.”	1.3194	0.05275	144	111	20	13
626	What makes you think I just do this for the money?	1.3191	0.04648	141	102	33	6
627	Therapist: You said you were terrified of time, so I thought exposure therapy would be a good place to start.	1.3191	0.04964	141	105	27	9
628	Tell me about it. I’ve got plenty of time	1.3191	0.04648	141	102	33	6
629	I specialize in big time problems.	1.3188	0.04966	160	123	23	14
630	Tell me more. What do you think is the source of overwhelming pressure to make every minute count?	1.3188	0.04639	160	119	31	10
631	You should see my grandfather clock.	1.3185	0.04611	157	116	32	9
632	It’s a Freudex.	1.3185	0.04611	157	116	32	9
633	That sounds very traumatic. Can you sum it up in, say, seven minutes?	1.3182	0.05021	154	118	23	13
634	How does that make you feel?	1.3179	0.04319	173	127	37	9
635	We thought installing a Doomsday Clock might give folks some helpful perspective.	1.3179	0.04472	173	129	33	11
636	And why do you think you see a clock?	1.3179	0.05005	151	115	24	12
637	Yes, I wanted a timepiece which complimented my pricing.	1.3176	0.04985	148	112	25	11
638	What do YOU think the time is?	1.3175	0.05121	126	93	26	7
639	Let's unpack why you think the size matters.	1.3172	0.04962	145	109	26	10
640	Well, I can see our time is largely up	1.3172	0.04663	145	106	32	7
641	Can you be more specific? They’re both big hands.	1.3172	0.04962	145	109	26	10
642	Yes, size matters.	1.3172	0.04864	145	108	28	9
643	Time flies when you’re having issues.	1.3171	0.04718	164	124	28	12
644	It’s an early Salvatore Dali	1.3169	0.04506	183	139	30	14
645	It looked a lot smaller online.	1.3169	0.05229	142	109	21	12
646	You don't want to be here when it chimes!	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
647	Ah yes, it was a gift from the patient who comes in right after you.	1.3167	0.04558	180	137	29	14
648	Ok,but which one looks like your penis?	1.3165	0.05210	139	106	22	11
649	While some are Freudian and others are Jungian,I am a Flavor-Flavian.	1.3165	0.05407	139	108	18	13
650	It makes all my other patients feel depressed, too. I find it quite thrilling.	1.3165	0.05006	139	104	26	9
651	No, it's not fast. But it is heavy and poorly secured.	1.3165	0.04925	158	121	24	13
652	So, I see we still have two and a half minutes left. You briefly mentioned your fantasy of killing your whole family and then committing suicide. Tell me a bit more about that!	1.3165	0.04925	158	121	24	13
653	Oh! It’s time to give up	1.3164	0.04543	177	134	30	13
654	We can talk about it as long as you want.	1.3161	0.04269	155	111	39	5
655	So, you always feel like time is running out?	1.3161	0.04461	155	113	35	7
656	Mr. Jagger, I hope you realize that time is on your side, yes it is!	1.3154	0.04576	149	109	33	7
657	When you’re ready,Brian. No pressure.	1.3154	0.04476	149	108	35	6
658	Makes my fee per hour look more reasonable.	1.3151	0.04636	146	107	32	7
659	Wait until you hear the sound it makes when your session is up.	1.3151	0.04933	146	110	26	10
660	"Don’t worry, that ticking sound isn’t in your head”	1.3151	0.04836	146	109	28	9
661	It feels like everywhere I go I'm reminded of my big brother Ben	1.3147	0.04803	143	106	29	8
662	..and now, as half of the tri-state area can see, our time is up.	1.3143	0.05078	140	106	24	10
663	So you think you have chronomentrophobia?” “Big time	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
664	As you can see Mr. Biggs, we’ve exceeded the 50 minute hour.	1.3141	0.04709	156	117	29	10
665	And why do you think you have this feeling of impending doom?	1.3141	0.04247	156	112	39	5
666	You say you feel like you're running out of time to change things?	1.3139	0.04942	137	102	27	8
667	Why do you think you feel small,Ben?	1.3137	0.04493	153	112	34	7
668	We have to finish by 6. I have an appointment with my therapist!	1.3137	0.05034	153	118	22	13
669	So, you are dwelling on how short your time is on Earth. Why do you think that is?	1.3137	0.05034	153	118	22	13
670	And where do you think your anxiety about running out of time comes from?	1.3137	0.04587	153	113	32	8
671	Oh, yeah! Big time!	1.3136	0.04376	169	125	35	9
672	Yes I have cataracts, but 50 minutes is 50 minutes	1.3136	0.04456	169	126	33	10
673	Oh, that? Don't worry about it. It just helps me keep track of how long I have to pretend to care.	1.3136	0.04835	169	131	23	15
674	Next week let's continue exploring why you want me to agree that the clock is large.	1.3136	0.04762	169	130	25	14
675	Yes, it does run fast…how does that make you feel?	1.3136	0.04456	169	126	33	10
676	Sounds like your mid-life crisis is right on time.	1.3133	0.04928	150	114	25	11
677	All because I was late to one meeting with my interior designer.	1.3129	0.04904	147	111	26	10
678	It’s a thank-you gift from a previous client. I helped him with his obsessive tower-climbing and kleptomania.	1.3129	0.04998	147	112	24	11
679	I always wanted to go big-time.	1.3129	0.04566	163	122	31	10
680	Yep, the ticking drives everbody nuts...and I'm right here to help.	1.3125	0.04974	144	109	25	10
681	Come on! Just seven more minutes on your mother and we make the Guinness Book of World Records!	1.3121	0.05019	157	122	21	14
682	No it's not the doomsday clock ... unless you want it be the doomsday clock.	1.3121	0.04683	157	118	29	10
683	Yes, time is a meaningless concept in the universe but we must end our session for today!	1.3121	0.04413	157	115	35	7
684	You're welcome to keep talking but I leave at six.	1.3121	0.04627	141	103	32	6
685	Oh my goodness,is that the time?	1.3121	0.04841	141	105	28	8
686	I have a fear of eye doctors.	1.3121	0.04517	141	102	34	5
687	We should close now. You don't want to be here when the chime goes off.	1.3121	0.04841	141	105	28	8
688	I can’t believe I didn’t notice that we have gone two minutes over your session.	1.3121	0.04945	141	106	26	9
689	I still think that you should have bought glasses	1.3118	0.04512	170	128	31	11
690	I stopped listening 2 1/2 minutes ago when you’re 50 minutes ran out.	1.3117	0.05006	154	119	22	13
691	I got tired of being called a shrink.	1.3117	0.04920	154	118	24	12
692	I miss the subtlety of your wristwatch glances.	1.3116	0.05018	138	104	25	9
693	Looks like a big time problem.	1.3116	0.04911	138	103	27	8
694	Don't mind the new clock Marcus, it's only for symbolic order.	1.3116	0.05122	138	105	23	10
695	I think your tic tac is broken" (or for the portuguese people "o teu Tico teco não está bom!!"	1.3116	0.05520	138	109	15	14
696	Well, time is money	1.3114	0.04406	167	124	34	9
697	Wounds healed yet?	1.3113	0.04899	151	115	25	11
698	I see our, well, you know.	1.3111	0.04757	135	99	30	6
699	Tell me about a time when you felt really small.	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
700	Next week we work on your clock fixation.	1.3111	0.04872	135	100	28	7
701	Try not to focus so much on the time remaining in our session.	1.3111	0.05094	135	102	24	9
702	Stop watching the clock.	1.3111	0.04872	135	100	28	7
703	I know I’m late sometimes but this is a bit passive aggressive.	1.3111	0.05201	135	103	22	10
704	The first thing I’d like to talk about is your obsession with time.	1.3108	0.04875	148	112	26	10
705	Oh, fuck!	1.3106	0.04845	161	124	24	13
706	It's time to wake up, Mr. Brown. Your hour's almost up and I just finished Wordle.	1.3103	0.04644	145	107	31	7
707	So, you see a high kicking Rockette.	1.3101	0.04910	158	122	23	13
708	Just remember David, we’re not here for a good time, we’re here for a long time.	1.3099	0.04565	171	130	29	12
709	We have a little under two minutes to explore why you feel no one cares about you.	1.3099	0.05114	142	109	22	11
710	Starting this year I will charge by the second	1.3094	0.04987	139	105	25	9
711	Don't mind that.	1.3092	0.04781	152	115	27	10
712	It was a gift from my regular 6 o'clock.	1.3092	0.04689	152	114	29	9
713	Well its real purpose is to make you feel small and inadequate. Now let’s get started.	1.3091	0.04599	165	125	29	11
714	It seems you have repressed sexual feelings for your mother, but we’re out of time. Will that be cash or credit?	1.3090	0.04507	178	136	29	13
715	Hands down, the best purchase this year.	1.3088	0.04841	136	101	28	7
716	I want you to get a sense of just how much each of your problems cost.	1.3087	0.04752	149	112	28	9
717	It was a gift from a former patient who overcame his chronophobia.	1.3082	0.04718	146	109	29	8
718	Now, no one ever catches me sneaking a look at the time.	1.3082	0.04617	146	108	31	7
719	And when the clock strikes 6, you will wake up and stop being such a big, big baby.	1.3082	0.05010	146	112	23	11
720	Our time is almost up. Better put your pants back on.	1.3082	0.04545	159	119	31	9
721	I agree that time is a construct, and you have five minutes left in your session.	1.3082	0.04632	159	120	29	10
722	Do you see the clock on the wall?	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
723	Oh that? My husband thought I said I wanted a bigger clock for my birthday.	1.3077	0.05114	156	123	18	15
724	Patients complained, so I got rid of the dollar signs.	1.3072	0.04932	153	118	23	12
725	You have 6 minutes and 56 seconds to get your pants on.	1.3072	0.04932	153	118	23	12
726	What do YOU think the hands on the giant clock mean?	1.3067	0.04911	150	115	24	11
727	I can't help noticing that our session is almost over.	1.3061	0.04691	147	110	29	8
728	Please stop concentrating on the time and think about how much more we can accomplish in the next 6 minutes and 54 seconds.	1.3061	0.04488	147	108	33	6
729	Why do you think you’re still having the Harold Lloyd nightmares?	1.3061	0.04789	147	111	27	9
730	Well, we have seven minutes left to resolve your life's anxieties. Let's get to it.	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
731	It’s two minutes slow.	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
732	Wait a second, you fear your hands are not the same size?	1.3060	0.04994	134	101	25	8
733	I'm concerned about your obsession with clock size.	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
734	Well, Roger, it's almost time for you to feel worse than when you arrived.	1.3057	0.04838	157	121	24	12
735	Trust me, by the time our session is over and the alarm blasts, the last thing you'll be thinking of is your childhood?	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
736	And this fear of death... is it in the room with us right now?	1.3052	0.04816	154	118	25	11
737	It makes the session feel longer.	1.3050	0.04264	141	101	37	3
738	So when exactly did your chronophobia start?"	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
739	Take your time, Mr. Johnson, take your time.	1.3049	0.04688	164	126	26	12
740	So, in the 8 minutes that we have left, can you expand on this feeling that you are running out of time?	1.3046	0.04422	174	132	31	11
741	Only a few minutes left, don't start anything big.	1.3043	0.04997	138	105	24	9
742	Let's talk about your feeling that you are going to be crushed by the passage of time... where do you think that comes from?	1.3043	0.04997	138	105	24	9
743	Almost sex o'clock I mean dad o'clock I mean oh no.	1.3041	0.04664	148	111	29	8
744	I want you to ignore it.	1.3041	0.04664	148	111	29	8
745	Thanks! I got it in London.	1.3041	0.04462	148	109	33	6
746	Soooooooooooooooo our……………. ……time……… ………….is…… ……………..up	1.3037	0.04495	135	98	33	4
747	During sessions we shouldn't focus on how much time is left.	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
748	Take your time.	1.3034	0.04827	145	110	26	9
749	It gets to the point, doesn't it?	1.3034	0.04624	145	108	30	7
750	If you think that’s big, wait till you see the bill.	1.3033	0.05191	122	92	23	7
751	Soon, this nightmare of yours will end. For me.	1.3032	0.04789	155	119	25	11
752	Ok, that's worth noting. But I'd like to go back and hear much more about what that second hand is saying to you.	1.3028	0.04687	142	106	29	7
753	I particularly enjoy the alarm.	1.3028	0.04687	142	106	29	7
754	We’d better hurry to get you to that breakthrough.	1.3026	0.04577	152	114	30	8
755	I bought it to replace the cuckoo clock.	1.3023	0.05116	129	98	23	8
756	I had the dollar signs removed.	1.3022	0.04966	139	106	24	9
757	As a psychiatrist you never want to have a patient see you looking at your watch.	1.3022	0.04966	139	106	24	9
758	Well, you said you wanted a big time therapist.	1.3020	0.05190	149	118	17	14
759	What gives you the impression I only care about my fees?	1.3019	0.04701	159	122	26	11
760	In hindsight, the giant cuckoo clock was a little insensitive.	1.3015	0.05554	136	109	13	14
761	Time is an abstract construct Bill. You needn't worry about it "crushing" you.	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
762	It was a Secret Santa gift.	1.3015	0.04931	136	103	25	8
763	Don't let that tic-toc bother you.	1.3014	0.04387	146	107	34	5
764	In the time we have left, let's talk about your mother.	1.3014	0.04699	146	110	28	8
765	I think we can both agree that time, is indeed, on your side.	1.3014	0.05085	146	114	20	12
766	So many problems, so little time.	1.3007	0.04763	143	108	27	8
767	Relax, no pressure I’m here to listen.	1.3007	0.04442	143	105	33	5
768	Rushed? Why would you feel rushed?	1.3000	0.04800	150	115	25	10
769	What clock?	1.3000	0.05197	130	100	21	9
770	Don't worry about the time; let's stay focused.	1.3000	0.04935	140	107	24	9
771	It was Dali's first attempt	1.3000	0.05531	130	103	15	12
772	Why yes, it is a death clock. Now, how is your anxiety?	1.3000	0.04412	150	111	33	6
773	Mr. Jones, it would be better if you turned your head away from the clock, so you can concentrate. The clock is for me.	1.3000	0.04403	170	129	31	10
774	Can I just remind you I am off to my own therapist at six	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
775	Well?	1.3000	0.04723	140	105	28	7
776	Yes, I'm sending it back. It was supposed to have a 50-minute hour.	1.3000	0.04758	160	124	24	12
777	Now that you bring it up, yes, I can see that I am clearly compensating for something – but this isn't about me.	1.3000	0.04983	150	117	21	12
778	and when she said, 'Size does matter!', how did that make you feel?	1.3000	0.04800	150	115	25	10
779	It used to be a train station.	1.2993	0.04254	147	107	36	4
780	Think of the hour hand as all the things that you regret, the minute hand as all the things that make you happy, and the second hand as what you pay me to tell you the difference.	1.2992	0.05161	127	97	22	8
781	It takes two double-Z batteries.	1.2992	0.05281	127	98	20	9
782	It’s time we mentioned the elephant-sized clock in the room.	1.2992	0.04652	127	93	30	4
783	Interesting. And how long have you had this feeling of a time constraint hanging over you?	1.2992	0.05161	127	97	22	8
784	Try not to think about it	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
785	Try not to be concerned with the meter--let's just focus on your financial anxiety.	1.2987	0.04619	154	117	28	9
786	Oh, the second hand is dollars and the minute hand is cents.	1.2986	0.05222	144	114	17	13
787	Sure it runs fast—I find patients have better results with the added pressure.	1.2977	0.04930	131	99	25	7
788	Sounds like you have a big time problem.	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
789	I thought you meant you were big on TikTok.	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
790	I'm very nearsighted.	1.2971	0.04413	138	101	33	4
791	I'm afraid we both dozed off, but your time is up	1.2971	0.05082	138	107	21	10
792	This was easier than getting glasses.	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
793	My Lasik surgery didn't go as well as hoped.	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
794	Yes, Friedrich, time may be a flat circle, but let’s first discuss my flat rate.	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
795	I know. But it was a Christmas gift from my grandma.	1.2966	0.04390	145	107	33	5
796	I like to think I've made the big time.	1.2963	0.04940	135	103	24	8
797	It's no wonder I have a nervous tick.	1.2963	0.05051	135	104	22	9
798	Clever of you to have your office in a clock tower doctor.	1.2963	0.04711	135	101	28	6
799	You have seven and a half minutes left to resolve your Oedipus	1.2961	0.04261	152	112	35	5
800	An awareness of the present moment is key.	1.2961	0.04652	152	116	27	9
801	You can see it too???	1.2961	0.04558	152	115	29	8
802	I find it's easier if we both know when it's time for you to stop whining.	1.2960	0.05795	125	101	11	13
803	My next patient is Salvador Dali	1.2960	0.05083	125	95	23	7
804	Just to completely transparent I am charging by the second.	1.2958	0.04557	142	106	30	6
805	Is it too obvious?	1.2958	0.04976	142	110	22	10
806	I promise you that I am not compensating for anything.”	1.2958	0.04446	142	105	32	5
807	You’re a little passive-aggressive for a therapist.	1.2958	0.04215	142	103	36	3
808	Therapist: So you're having problems? Patient: Big time.	1.2958	0.04875	142	109	24	9
809	With our remaining time, let’s talk about you.	1.2955	0.04778	132	99	27	6
810	The artist calls this piece “A therapist’s hour”.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
811	No need to rush	1.2955	0.04530	132	97	31	4
812	So basically, your wife's personal trainer is the minute hand and you're the hour hand.	1.2953	0.04994	149	117	20	12
813	Wrap it up.	1.2953	0.04617	149	113	28	8
814	My patients are always looking at the clock anyway -- this way,they don't have to pretend not to.	1.2951	0.05294	122	94	20	8
815	Glasses make me look too serious.	1.2950	0.04838	139	106	25	8
816	Just a reminder I bill by the hour.	1.2949	0.04476	156	118	30	8
817	Freud believed all men are obsessed with clock size	1.2949	0.04567	156	119	28	9
818	Just ignore it. That's for my "Women in Their Forties Who Want Children" group at 4:30.	1.2946	0.05092	129	99	22	8
819	Correct! Only 416 seconds left to Happy Hour.	1.2945	0.05159	146	116	17	13
820	It was a gift from your insurance company.	1.2945	0.04876	146	113	23	10
821	I used to have a Grandfather clock there, but clients said the ticking noise was too distracting.	1.2945	0.04876	146	113	23	10
822	It's not about you. I'm nearsighted.	1.2941	0.04908	136	104	24	8
823	Don't worry. It's three seconds fast.	1.2941	0.04626	153	117	27	9
824	You have exactly 2 more minutes left to say what you actually wanted to talk about	1.2941	0.04694	170	134	22	14
825	Wake up. Your time is almost up...	1.2937	0.04742	143	109	26	8
826	Just a reminder that our time together is precious.	1.2937	0.04845	143	110	24	9
827	I think what you’re dealing with is big-time anxiety issues.	1.2933	0.04687	150	115	26	9
828	So Paul, we only have a few minutes left to discuss your issues with overcompensation.	1.2932	0.04626	133	99	29	5
829	Hmmm?" "I know our time is almost up, but I was just getting to the good part.	1.2929	0.05018	140	109	21	10
830	Don’t be concerned. It’s only the Doomsday Clock.	1.2929	0.04914	140	108	23	9
831	Time heals... but not if you keep staring at it like that	1.2929	0.05018	140	109	21	10
832	Dali? No! Hawking, good guess. But it represents $500 per hour!	1.2929	0.04914	140	108	23	9
833	You have seven minutes to decide…male or female.	1.2925	0.04750	147	113	25	9
834	We have seven more minutes: tell me your life story…and include your credit card info …..	1.2925	0.04942	147	115	21	11
835	It was either that or a cuckoo clock.	1.2925	0.04942	147	115	21	11
836	are you the big arrow or the little arrow today?	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
837	Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Your mother.	1.2923	0.05400	130	103	16	11
838	Time is the greatest healer, James.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
839	Well, it really brings home my advice, it's only a matter of time. Plus people have more break throughs when they can visualize how much we charge per minute.	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
840	When I count to three, you will wake up, and your wallet will feel much lighter.	1.2922	0.04600	154	118	27	9
841	Now I don't have to sneak looks at my watch.	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
842	Eight minutes to go. No, it's actually seven. Seven and a half? Possibly. Well, now it's seven.	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
843	Sometimes I feel like time is just passing by. Does that resonate with you?	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
844	Will you look at the time...	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
845	Everyone sees something different: some see their biological clock running down, others their approaching mortality… I see we’re almost at the end of our session for today.	1.2920	0.04986	137	106	22	9
846	No hurry. Just take your time.	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
847	That's unusual- have you always felt like people never have enough time for you?	1.2919	0.04632	161	125	25	11
848	I find it reduces billing disputes.	1.2919	0.04284	161	121	33	7
849	I can't emphasize this enough. You need to learn how to live in the present.	1.2914	0.04466	151	114	30	7
850	Performance anxiety ... inadequacy ... feeling you're being put on the clock. Where do you think these negative thoughts come from?	1.2914	0.04564	151	115	28	8
851	I just kept losing my reading glasses.	1.2913	0.05013	127	97	23	7
852	It should really be a cuckoo clock.	1.2913	0.05374	127	100	17	10
853	I just feel like time is always pressuring me…..	1.2911	0.04517	158	121	28	9
854	When every minute feels like an eternity, ..	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
855	I call the big hand “Joe” and the little hand “Donald.”	1.2908	0.04884	141	109	23	9
856	So tell me, why does my clock make you feel anxious?	1.2908	0.04562	141	106	29	6
857	I just feel like my time is up". "Funny you should mention that...	1.2908	0.04779	141	108	25	8
858	I should have gone digital but it sounds too Freudian.	1.2903	0.05219	124	96	20	8
859	No,no,please, go on. What makes you think I’m watching the clock?	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
860	Perhaps we could focus on your obsession with time in our remaining minutes here today?	1.2903	0.04828	124	93	26	5
861	...and WHY would you say you find the big hand intimidating?	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
862	Oh, pay no attention to the time.	1.2901	0.05252	131	103	18	10
863	The clock on the wall is not judging you and neither am I.	1.2901	0.05024	131	101	22	8
864	Yes it may be a tad excessive, but I find it is a good reminder to stay in the present	1.2897	0.04368	145	108	32	5
865	We are reminded to value each minute of our brief hour.	1.2897	0.04582	145	110	28	7
866	You may have noticed your time is almost up.	1.2897	0.04786	145	112	24	9
867	From Temu. Why do you ask?	1.2897	0.04368	145	108	32	5
868	Bill, Bill, Bill, it is not always about you. I have a nut pie in my oven.	1.2897	0.04786	145	112	24	9
869	Because I'm a big time therapist, that's why.	1.2895	0.04538	152	116	28	8
870	No, you're the one obsessed with time. I just need glasses.	1.2895	0.04726	152	118	24	10
871	You have seven minutes left. Please don't tell me you just murdered your wife.	1.2893	0.04666	159	124	24	11
872	Why do you think you obsess with time in our sessions?	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
873	Are you still waiting for Godot, honey?	1.2889	0.04567	135	101	29	5
874	As you can see, it's about that time.	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
875	See, it's OK to have a small hand.	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
876	Just relax and don't worry about the time.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
877	You should know I'm both punctual and nearsighted.	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
878	It's to remind me to say "On the one hand ... but on the other."	1.2881	0.04830	118	88	26	4
879	Who would’ve thought watching someone sleep could pay for a boat!	1.2881	0.05396	118	92	18	8
880	'Second thoughts?'	1.2881	0.05260	118	91	20	7
881	Well,I can't help but notice that our hour is up.	1.2880	0.05183	125	97	20	8
882	I couldn't make it on Park Avenue, but still wanted to be known as a big-time therapist.	1.2879	0.05105	132	103	20	9
883	What do you mean, distracted?	1.2878	0.04361	139	103	32	4
884	I call him Big Sigmund.	1.2878	0.04923	139	108	22	9
885	It's right twice a day.	1.2878	0.04816	139	107	24	8
886	That’s what we call a “Cuckoo” clock!	1.2877	0.04856	146	114	22	10
887	And what makes you feel like time is running out?	1.2869	0.04725	122	91	27	4
888	I decided, "Your time is up", was a little too subtle.	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
889	Just wait until you hear the chime.	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
890	And how does this awareness of the passage of time make you feel?	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
891	Well yeah, I can see how you might think that has something to do with my billing practices.	1.2868	0.05185	129	101	19	9
892	We're in sudden death overtime now.	1.2868	0.05067	129	100	21	8
893	I got tired of telling patients their time was up	1.2868	0.04694	129	97	27	5
894	Let's delve into why you feel pressed for time.	1.2868	0.04885	136	105	23	8
895	If it starts to melt, I'll need to see you more often."	1.2868	0.04772	136	104	25	7
896	In your Yelp review, mention I'm a bigtime therapist.	1.2868	0.04995	136	106	21	9
897	I meant I see big CLOCKS everywhere- sorry Freudian slip.	1.2868	0.04885	136	105	23	8
898	I reviewed your case. A doomsday clock seemed appropriate.	1.2857	0.05268	126	99	18	9
899	It is intended to help you be conscious of your mortality and help me keep track of how much time you have left.	1.2857	0.05387	126	100	16	10
900	Try not to take it personally.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
901	A lot of my patients like to pace themselves.	1.2857	0.04327	119	86	32	1
902	Don’t worry, I’ll shrink it.	1.2857	0.04786	140	108	24	8
903	How does it make you feel that our time is ending?	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
904	You don't have to worry - even though I bill hourly, I don't watch the clock.	1.2857	0.04786	140	108	24	8
905	So, you are feeling inadequate because of a huge wall clock…let’s unpack that.	1.2857	0.05504	126	101	14	11
906	It bothers me that that minute hand always reminds me of my first husband	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
907	Either that clock is actually as big as I think it is, or my son put something in those brownies.	1.2857	0.05071	133	104	20	9
908	I come from a long line of big time therapists.	1.2857	0.05083	119	91	22	6
909	So, you feel people are passive aggressive towards you?	1.2857	0.05356	119	93	18	8
910	So we just have a few more minutes because when the big hand reaches the 12 you turn back into a frog	1.2847	0.04692	144	111	25	8
911	I find it helps new clients better visualize my hourly rate.	1.2847	0.04692	144	111	25	8
912	Anything else you want to whine about to fill out the hour?	1.2847	0.04963	137	107	21	9
913	I don't know, why do you think the clock is so big?"	1.2847	0.04265	137	101	33	3
914	This is why I don't call myself a shrink.	1.2847	0.04138	137	100	35	2
915	In a few minutes you will hear a loud bell. Don't be alarmed. It's just my microwave dinner.	1.2846	0.05230	123	96	19	8
916	Actually, I’ve never noticed it before.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
917	And ….it….looks…like we’re… out…. of time today	1.2846	0.04548	123	91	29	3
918	It looked smaller on pottery barn.com	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
919	If you find my questions boring, just look at the clock, like I do with your answers.	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
920	It looked smaller in the store.	1.2845	0.05585	116	92	15	9
921	It's relative	1.2845	0.04868	116	87	25	4
922	Time is merely an invention of mankind to measure movement, and it's time for you to move on.	1.2845	0.05449	116	91	17	8
923	I’m hesitant to conclude that my hourly rate being the root of your anxiety is the breakthrough we’re looking for…	1.2845	0.04550	116	85	29	2
924	It’s a gift from the insurance company.	1.2838	0.04501	148	113	28	7
925	And once again, you’ve waited until the last few minutes of our session to unleash a lifetime of emotional baggage.	1.2838	0.05077	148	119	16	13
926	I'd say time is really just a construct, but I bill by the hour anyway.	1.2837	0.05451	141	116	10	15
927	Why sweat the small stuff, like social anxiety, when you could sweat the big stuff, like the passage of time?	1.2836	0.04925	134	104	22	8
928	You have enough anxieties...don't worry about the extra three minutes.	1.2835	0.04596	127	95	28	4
929	Any additional fascinating personal insights you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds?"	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
930	Let's go back in time, to when you were thin.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
931	When the clock alarm goes off, you will be awake, and your session will be over.	1.2833	0.04906	120	91	24	5
932	In 8 minutes the clock will end your session and a great weight will be lifted from your wallet	1.2833	0.04906	120	91	24	5
933	I’d love to hear more about how you think time is running out for you to accomplish your dreams, but the session ended two minutes ago.	1.2833	0.05447	120	95	16	9
934	Most of my clients prefer it to the cuckoo clock that was there before.	1.2828	0.04453	145	110	29	6
935	Yes, I know, but there are only seven minutes til Happy Hour…	1.2828	0.04453	145	110	29	6
936	As I confront my mortality, time seems to loom large.	1.2826	0.04931	138	108	21	9
937	Yes, the appointment is 50 minutes. The remaining 10 minutes is for me to text all my friends the highlights.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
938	Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand.	1.2824	0.04758	131	100	25	6
939	Next time we can explore your belief that you’re insignificant.	1.2824	0.04504	131	98	29	4
940	Just try to focus on the now.	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
941	Is the mouse up the clock now, Ronald?	1.2823	0.05439	124	99	15	10
942	We need to discuss your inability to relax here.	1.2823	0.04933	124	95	23	6
943	A little bit of existential dread can help keep things in perspective.	1.2823	0.05065	124	96	21	7
944	It came with the office.	1.2823	0.04799	124	94	25	5
945	Wait till you hear the alarm.	1.2821	0.05128	117	90	21	6
946	It's a reminder to my patients to stop procrastinating.	1.2817	0.04510	142	108	28	6
947	Don't look at the clock	1.2815	0.04541	135	102	28	5
948	Face it. It's time.	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
949	People kept getting surprised when the time was up.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
950	Continue…don’t pay attention to the time.	1.2812	0.04953	128	99	22	7
951	you have big time problems	1.2812	0.04698	128	97	26	5
952	Time heals all wounds.	1.2810	0.05146	121	94	20	7
953	Time is on my side, yes it is!	1.2810	0.05010	121	93	22	6
954	True, the second hand clicks loudly.. ..It's quiet compared to the gong.	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
955	Well, it seems like the clock needs a shrink, too.	1.2810	0.05278	121	95	18	8
956	I know time is on my side, but it's so menacing!	1.2810	0.05010	121	93	21	6
957	Much like you, this clock is broken.	1.2807	0.05779	114	92	12	10
958	I see by the hands on the clock that I've totally lost interest in what you're saying.	1.2807	0.05063	114	87	22	5
959	It too is right twice a day.	1.2807	0.05643	114	91	14	9
960	Now do you understand bigger isn’t always better?	1.2807	0.05214	114	88	20	6
961	Ok, enough small talk. Let's talk about what's been really bothering me.	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
962	Catharsis or 6 PM, whichever comes first.	1.2804	0.04114	189	147	31	11
963	Time is relative… which reminds me, let’s talk about your mother	1.2803	0.04965	132	103	21	8
964	So much more efficient than one or the other of us keeping track of time.	1.2803	0.04965	132	103	21	8
965	You are getting v-e-r-y sleepy.	1.2803	0.04602	132	100	27	5
966	We better speed through the mother stuff before that clock booms six.	1.2800	0.04628	125	94	27	4
967	This is the Rorshach clock. Do you see the the time, a peace sign, or a pie chart of the unfairness of life?	1.2800	0.05518	125	101	13	11
968	This is here to remind you that you’re simply a commodity.	1.2800	0.05156	125	98	19	8
969	Your father? OK, but make it quick	1.2800	0.04765	125	95	25	5
970	Having too much time on your hands can make problems appear larger than they really are.	1.2800	0.05156	125	98	19	8
971	Tell me why you feel like I'm rushing you.	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
972	Your time is up….there.	1.2800	0.04628	125	94	27	4
973	So the ever-present loud ticking isn't just in my head?	1.2797	0.05090	118	91	21	6
974	Rest assured you're not the only one with big time problems.	1.2797	0.04946	118	90	23	5
975	The passage of time hangs over all of us.	1.2797	0.04797	118	89	25	4
976	You seem to be fixated on the passage of time...	1.2794	0.04512	136	103	28	5
977	So what else comes to mind?	1.2794	0.04748	136	105	24	7
978	Freudian”, you say? How so	1.2794	0.04748	136	105	24	7
979	Yes, both of my degrees are from the University of Minowi. Oddly no one has ever noticed that before. .	1.2794	0.04748	136	105	24	7
980	I guess the guy who told me therapy was a big crock had a speech impediment.	1.2791	0.05041	129	101	20	8
981	When you hear six chimes, Travis, you will open your eyes, forget Taylor Swift ever existed and go back to winning football games for the good people of Kansas City.	1.2791	0.05275	129	103	16	10
982	I just feel bad telling my clients the session is up.	1.2787	0.04547	122	91	28	3
983	We change sides on the hour.	1.2787	0.04694	122	92	26	4
984	Relax, time is not an issue	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
985	When did you start becoming obsessed with your mortality?"	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
986	Time is just a construct…while also being a very good means of tracking my billable hours	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
987	You have seven minutes to tell me something interesting...	1.2786	0.04869	140	110	21	9
988	When you say, "I see my life slipping away," how does that look to you?	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
989	It's a doomsday clock that reminds us of life's fleeting impermanence... Be mindful, Chad, be mindful... ....now, your obsession with rayon no longer seems important, does it?	1.2783	0.05461	115	91	16	8
990	Sounds like a Freudian tick.	1.2783	0.05319	115	90	18	7
991	I’d like to explore the feeling that your running out of time, but I’m afraid we’re out of time.	1.2782	0.05158	133	106	17	10
992	Looks like we have 7 minutes left according to the clock your insurance sent.	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
993	I seem to be preoccupied by time….	1.2778	0.04733	126	96	25	5
994	I sill can’t remember what day it is.	1.2778	0.04772	144	113	22	9
995	My influences were Sigmund Freud and Flavor Flav.	1.2778	0.05479	126	102	13	11
996	That's actually the doomsday clock, inexorably ticking toward global catastrophe.	1.2778	0.04346	144	109	30	5
997	Please hurry up and tell me why you feel like you waste everyone’s time.	1.2778	0.04564	144	111	26	7
998	Something tells me our time is up.	1.2778	0.04456	126	94	29	3
999	Next week, let’s work on your obsession with time.	1.2778	0.04994	126	98	21	7
1000	Your mother never gave you enough of her time, did she?	1.2778	0.04733	126	96	25	5
1001	It was a gift from my six o'clock.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1002	You can still reach closure if you use your timeouts wisely.	1.2773	0.05053	119	92	21	6
1003	Yeah, I told the interior designers that I wish I had more time in my office to decorate	1.2773	0.04611	119	89	27	3
1004	The good news, if the clock falls your troubles are over.	1.2769	0.05352	130	105	14	11
1005	So you think you're good at picking up on subtle hints. Maybe we should discuss that next time.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1006	When I snap my fingers you will awaken and forget the entire year of 2023.	1.2769	0.05006	130	102	20	8
1007	Now you can stop asking me what time it is	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1008	I’m very big on tick-tok.	1.2769	0.05124	130	103	18	9
1009	People were finding my diplomas intimidating.	1.2769	0.05006	130	102	20	8
1010	Well, how do you feel about that $5 per minute if they're really big minutes.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
1011	I can't help but notice that our time is almost up.	1.2769	0.05124	130	103	18	9
1012	Looks like we have seven minutes left, that should be enough time to talk about how my mom deserted my family to live with the runaway cat.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
1013	No pressure, but it looks like your Unhappy Hour is almost up.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1014	Oh, I didn't realize it was so late.	1.2768	0.05559	112	89	15	8
1015	I’ve found that this helps justify my hourly rate.	1.2768	0.05412	112	88	17	7
1016	Yes, I'm reasonably sure that your hour is up.	1.2764	0.04802	123	94	24	5
1017	You have seven minutes to explain why you're not wearing pants.	1.2764	0.05452	123	99	14	10
1018	Would a Manhattan help?	1.2764	0.04939	123	95	22	6
1019	Ahh, well would you look at the time!	1.2761	0.05013	134	106	19	9
1020	Doctor, I’m very troubled by a constant feeling that time is running out.	1.2761	0.05013	134	106	19	9
1021	This is what it feels like when you sign up for a “free 1 week trial “	1.2761	0.04784	134	104	23	7
1022	It’s a bitch changing the batteries.	1.2759	0.05419	116	92	16	8
1023	We are two and one-half minutes over.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
1024	The clock’s ticking, John.	1.2759	0.04641	145	113	24	8
1025	Tell me, do you see a clock or your life ticking away?	1.2756	0.04832	127	98	23	6
1026	I'm not sure how long the batteries will last in that.	1.2756	0.05084	127	100	19	8
1027	Please relax and stop thinking about what this costs you per minute	1.2756	0.04700	127	97	25	5
1028	Can you tell me how it makes you feel, in 57 seconds or less?	1.2754	0.04687	138	107	24	7
1029	Our time was up about 256 days ago, but as long as you keep paying I'll keep doodling.	1.2754	0.04908	138	109	20	9
1030	It's a reminder not to get too myopic in here.	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1031	We don't have much time left, so if we could have a breakthrough, please.	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1032	So, you’re dominated by deadlines and tormented by time…	1.2752	0.05027	109	83	22	4
1033	Just a reminder that I charge by the hour.	1.2750	0.05153	120	94	19	7
1034	Wrap it up Dave, Jeopardy starts in 7 minutes."	1.2750	0.04874	120	92	23	5
1035	You know, I have some big time issues myself.	1.2750	0.05153	120	94	19	7
1036	It looks like your 50 minutes of whining was up two minutes ago.	1.2750	0.04874	120	92	23	5
1037	You have my undivided attention	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1038	Yes, I've got a massive, eighty-four inch clock with a girth of hardened steel. But let's get back to why you keep having these dreams of being emasculated?	1.2750	0.05016	120	93	21	6
1039	A gift from a patient with a very specific phobia.	1.2750	0.05288	120	95	17	8
1040	Because it brings me joy.	1.2750	0.04728	120	91	25	4
1041	Tell me more about this feeling of being ‘small’ you have whenever you come to my office for therapy.	1.2748	0.04853	131	102	22	7
1042	So what's on your mind?	1.2748	0.04605	131	100	26	5
1043	Actually it's there to remind you I stopped listening a couple of minutes ago.	1.2748	0.04972	131	103	20	8
1044	So you're feeling ticked off?	1.2746	0.04703	142	111	23	8
1045	It was a gift from a patient with OCD.	1.2746	0.04703	142	111	23	8
1046	During these 50 minutes,I wanted you to feel as relaxed as possible.	1.2745	0.04172	153	116	32	5
1047	From where I'm sitting, it looks like time is on your side.	1.2743	0.04909	113	86	23	4
1048	John, I'm sorry I can't help you with your time perception difficulties, but you should understand that an hour-long session always lasts fifty minutes.	1.2743	0.05515	113	90	15	8
1049	Tell me more about this feeling of pressure in the next seven minutes.	1.2742	0.05164	124	98	18	8
1050	No, Mr Lewis, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.	1.2742	0.04629	124	94	26	4
1051	You've got seven more minutes Stan and then you have to go home.	1.2742	0.05036	124	97	20	7
1052	It’s really almost 5:00. Nobody could figure out how to ‘fall back’ with this monstrosity.	1.2742	0.05290	124	99	16	9
1053	Jim, I shouldn't have to keep reminding you to focus on the process, not the time.	1.2742	0.04768	124	95	24	5
1054	It’s just a gift from my billing department.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1055	Is the big clock in the room with us right now?	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1056	Analog is so 20th. century.	1.2741	0.04867	135	106	21	8
1057	As you can see, our time is almost up.	1.2740	0.04813	146	116	20	10
1058	So, briefly, tell me how you are doing with being in the moment.	1.2740	0.04714	146	115	22	9
1059	I like to know when the hour's up.	1.2735	0.04798	117	89	24	4
1060	If you think the clock is big, wait until you see the bill!	1.2735	0.05378	117	93	16	8
1061	John felt relaxed as he knew that time was on his side.	1.2735	0.04949	117	90	22	5
1062	Just relax.	1.2735	0.05239	117	92	18	7
1063	Your time is nearly up. Is there anything we can quickly resolve?	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
1064	What big clock?	1.2735	0.04798	117	89	24	4
1065	It's required by your HMO.	1.2735	0.05096	117	91	20	6
1066	I keep forgetting to set it back by an hour.	1.2734	0.04397	128	96	29	3
1067	I wanted a way to inconspicuously check the time without having to look at my phone every few minutes.	1.2734	0.05286	128	103	15	10
1068	Well, time's up.	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1069	« So, you said you feel under time pressure. Tell me more ».	1.2734	0.05286	128	103	15	10
1070	Does it make my hourly rate seem smaller?	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1071	I guess size does matter	1.2734	0.05048	128	101	19	8
1072	Why do you keep checking the time, Richard?	1.2734	0.04535	128	97	27	4
1073	Yes, time is an illusion but let’s be realistic.	1.2734	0.04535	128	97	27	4
1074	You do realize you’re not wearing pants?	1.2734	0.04876	139	110	20	9
1075	The hourly clang ensures that clients leave on time.	1.2734	0.04544	139	107	26	6
1076	Sorry, but my dog expects me home at a certain time.	1.2734	0.05384	139	115	10	14
1077	No need to pay any attention to the clock. The alarm is particularly loud.	1.2734	0.04768	139	109	22	8
1078	No, it’s not inappropriate for your therapist to confess she loves a huge clock.	1.2727	0.05311	110	86	18	6
1079	If you think that's big, wait until you hear the alarm go off!	1.2727	0.04457	110	81	28	1
1080	What makes you think that everyone is obsessed about time?	1.2727	0.04979	121	94	21	6
1081	It's 5:53.	1.2727	0.05116	121	95	19	7
1082	I told you that this is a safe environment, yet you still seem anxious.	1.2727	0.04699	132	102	24	6
1083	This was cheaper than getting new glasses.	1.2727	0.05466	110	87	16	7
1084	i think it’s time	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1085	In seven minutes, my BMW is paid off.	1.2720	0.05252	125	100	16	9
1086	What do you mean by "feeling pressured by time?"	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1087	So, how do you keep track of billing hours?	1.2720	0.04869	125	97	22	6
1088	What makes you think my billable hours are more important than you?	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1089	So when did your obsession with time start?	1.2720	0.04869	125	97	22	6
1090	I’d really like to make your time here count.	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1091	Think of it as a timeless piece of art	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
1092	It doesn't work. But it's right twice as often as I am.	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
1093	There is no clock	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1094	I can’t shake the feeling that my time is almost up	1.2719	0.05028	114	88	21	5
1095	I don't know why, Doctor, but sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by.	1.2713	0.05133	129	103	17	9
1096	If we both watch, it'll go even slower.	1.2713	0.04368	129	97	29	3
1097	your time is almost up… for the session, that is.	1.2713	0.04891	129	101	21	7
1098	It's stuck in the past.	1.2712	0.05199	118	93	18	7
1099	You have seven minutes to be well.	1.2712	0.05337	118	94	16	8
1100	I keep meaning to get my eyes checked.	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1101	My interpretations are right two times a day, too.	1.2712	0.04763	118	90	24	4
1102	Why don’t we stop here.	1.2712	0.05199	118	93	18	7
1103	What makes you think that time is weighing so heavily on you?	1.2710	0.04892	107	81	23	3
1104	Don't worry; it's not a cuckoo clock.	1.2707	0.04906	133	105	20	8
1105	It was a gift from a grandiose patient.	1.2707	0.04906	133	105	20	8
1106	In the time we have left, tell me about your mother?	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
1107	It's still a bitch to wind.	1.2705	0.05339	122	98	15	9
1108	And your sense of dread . . . crushing, you'd say?	1.2705	0.05079	122	96	19	7
1109	Time stops for no one, Gerald.	1.2705	0.04804	122	94	23	5
1110	Goodness! Is that the time? Who knew?	1.2705	0.04943	122	95	21	6
1111	Yes, we are into overtime, but please go on.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1112	Can we stop now and get credit for $35?	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1113	Wait till you hear the alarm go off!	1.2703	0.05111	111	86	20	5
1114	The session is over when the big hand hits 12, not the little hand.	1.2703	0.04948	111	85	22	4
1115	Take your time, Mr. Smithers.	1.2703	0.05571	111	89	14	8
1116	Would you say our sessions are helping your anxiety with time management?	1.2703	0.05422	111	88	16	7
1117	There is a big clock on the wall. It is nearly 6:00. The therapist and the patient are both looking at it. The therapist needs to straighten the frames on the wall.	1.2703	0.05269	111	87	18	6
1118	We both get to watch your meaningless life go by.	1.2701	0.04915	137	109	19	9
1119	Right Place,Wrong Time	1.2701	0.04915	137	109	19	9
1120	I almost didn't notice, but our session is nearly over.	1.2701	0.04691	137	107	23	7
1121	The clock matches the size of my fee.	1.2701	0.04915	137	109	19	9
1122	You seem anxious. Take your time.	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
1123	With the remaining time in our session, let’s talk more about why you are afraid to wear pants.	1.2698	0.05453	126	103	12	11
1124	it's a time machine	1.2698	0.05214	126	101	16	9
1125	Today let’s discuss how to manage your time better.	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
1126	Those are my diplomas and that’s a professional woman’s “Biological Clock”, deal with it.	1.2696	0.05429	115	92	15	8
1127	No, I don't think it will fall off the wall on top of you, but if it does the session is free.	1.2696	0.04835	115	88	23	4
1128	Here at Big Time Therapy we listen to every second of your problems and offer real-time solutions!	1.2696	0.04674	115	87	25	3
1129	Trust me: you want to be off that couch before the alarm goes off.	1.2696	0.05141	115	90	19	6
1130	It's to remind you that I have a life too.	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1131	Is this giant analog clock in the room with us now Mr. Browning?	1.2692	0.04756	156	126	18	12
1132	I hate to make a big deal out of it, but we're nearly out of time.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
1133	This week we are working on non-verbal cues.	1.2692	0.04979	130	103	19	8
1134	You may want to summarize those memories.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1135	Do you ever feel like you’re running out of time?	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
1136	I’m also an optometrist. If you can’t tell when our session is over, you’ll need a new prescription there too.	1.2689	0.05021	119	93	20	6
1137	It looks like time, but it's really money.	1.2687	0.05207	134	109	14	11
1138	Well if you didn't buy the cheap insurance, I wouldn't have to do this.	1.2683	0.05042	123	97	19	7
1139	I've found that analog is more relaxing.	1.2683	0.04628	123	94	25	4
1140	You have to learn to talk about the elephant in the room.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1141	Are you waiting for our session to get over so that you can leave and do the opposite of what I asked you to do?	1.2680	0.05773	97	77	14	6
1142	It was the smallest size COSTCO had!	1.2679	0.04909	112	86	22	4
1143	Your ability to ignore time is most certainly a problem.	1.2677	0.04534	127	97	26	4
1144	Welcome to big-time therapy.	1.2677	0.04534	127	97	26	4
1145	Not to worry . Time is on your side	1.2677	0.04930	127	100	20	7
1146	Who says size doesn’t matter!	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
1147	And when did your fixation on time begin?	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1148	What did you think "big time analyst" meant?	1.2677	0.04670	127	98	24	5
1149	And how does that make you feel?	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1150	What time is it? What do you want it to be?	1.2672	0.04798	116	89	23	4
1151	I'm a big fan of analog mind set!	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1152	4:20. Why?	1.2672	0.05387	116	93	15	8
1153	During our final seven minutes I want you to imagine time as a meaningless construct.	1.2672	0.05246	116	92	17	7
1154	We have seven minutes left in this session. Do you still plan to commit suicide?	1.2672	0.05101	116	91	19	6
1155	Exactly when did you start having nightmares about a giant clock falling on you?	1.2672	0.04575	131	101	25	5
1156	My six o’clock gave it to me for Christmas.	1.2672	0.04945	131	104	19	8
1157	Keep talking, the clock is ticking ...	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1158	In a few minutes, your charges will be billed, and the buzzer will sound.	1.2667	0.05112	105	81	20	4
1159	When you open your eyes, we will know if your chronomentrophobia has been cured.”	1.2667	0.05458	105	83	16	6
1160	Go ahead. Take my time	1.2667	0.04841	120	93	22	5
1161	Yes, I'm quite sure it's bolted to the wall, Mr. Smith.	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1162	I charge by the minute now.	1.2667	0.04543	120	91	26	3
1163	I charge $200 per minute.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1164	I like to spend the last few minutes of each session telling my patients why they need to keep coming back,,,,	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
1165	Being right twice a day is my aspiration.”	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1166	It makes my hourly rate look smaller.	1.2667	0.04929	105	80	22	3
1167	You keep mentioning an intimidating face. Let's dig deeper into that.	1.2667	0.05122	120	95	18	7
1168	Do you see a happy face, or a sad face?	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
1169	You need to relax and stop focusing on the time. Incidentally, your time is up.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1170	Dimelo cantándolo!	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1171	We’ve spent a large amount of time on that one issue.	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1172	When I count to 3, you’ll wake up and realize that unless you vote democrat our world is going to hell in a handbasket	1.2661	0.05261	124	100	15	9
1173	In your dream, time hangs over you. Any associations?	1.2661	0.04737	124	96	23	5
1174	I discovered it helps my patients focus on something other than themselves. By the way you have 1 minute and 55 seconds left in your session. .	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1175	I bought it during a trip to Greece. It's called the Clock of Damocles.	1.2661	0.04737	124	96	23	5
1176	I believe in total transparency when it comes for setting goals for our sessions.	1.2661	0.04988	109	84	21	4
1177	At six, I turn into an aspiring screenwriter.	1.2661	0.04814	109	83	23	3
1178	Besides the obvious phallic imagery, it keeps patients from looking at my correspondence diplomas.	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1179	It’s a super-sized art piece.	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1180	Freud's explanation of impotence is a bit more subtle.	1.2656	0.04365	128	97	28	3
1181	There are some things that you can’t do with an Apple Watch.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1182	Your time is very important to us.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1183	Oh- That. I hardly notice it anymore.	1.2655	0.04536	113	85	26	2
1184	It’s nothing personal.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
1185	We installed it after some billing discrepancies.	1.2652	0.04545	132	102	25	5
1186	So, we're in the Happy Hour, do you want to tell me how you're feeling?	1.2652	0.04793	132	104	21	7
1187	I’ve found that the intimidation of time accelerates the spilling of guts.	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1188	There is nothing certain in life, except that the hour is almost up.	1.2650	0.04605	117	89	25	3
1189	Just try to relax and forget you're paying by the hour.	1.2650	0.04605	117	89	25	3
1190	Now what leads you believe I'm obsessive Mr. Jones?	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1191	I want you to continue to practice living in the moment. Unrelatedly, please be aware that there are 2 minutes left in our session.	1.2650	0.05206	117	93	17	7
1192	Sorry, did I hear you say 'Time is Money' or 'Mommy'?	1.2650	0.04915	117	91	21	5
1193	Actually, I do want to hear more about why you are going to kill yourself, but unfortunately, our time is up.	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
1194	You see a big clock, and I see a big paycheck. That's perfectly normal.	1.2647	0.04333	136	104	28	4
1195	You count the minutes, I’ll count the dollars.	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
1196	I just feel like a large ticking clock is hanging over me	1.2647	0.04922	136	109	18	9
1197	Almost sex o'clock? We've got work to do.	1.2645	0.05218	121	97	16	8
1198	Sometimes a clock is just a clock.	1.2645	0.05084	121	96	18	7
1199	All my patients have problems big time.	1.2645	0.04947	121	95	20	6
1200	Oh, I thought you said you wished you had a big CLOCK.	1.2642	0.05576	106	85	14	7
1201	It’s to underscore the notion of time. Time to cut the waterworks, time to get a grip, time to move on, time to get the hell out of my office.”	1.2640	0.05098	125	100	17	8
1202	It's a new technique—immersion therapy for procrastinators.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
1203	Well, I always felt that the construct of time as a linear paradigm was overwhelming, and it was on sale at Target.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
1204	With downtown office rents as high as they are, a clock tower was all I could afford.	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1205	Well, I guess I really should mention the small hatchet incident …..but we’re almost out of time ….	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1206	Are we there yet?	1.2636	0.05430	110	88	15	7
1207	Relax, Harry. Seven more minutes and you can go back to the same old stuff.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1208	What is getting in the way of your being right here, right now?	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
1209	Yes,I deal only with big time problems.	1.2636	0.04862	129	102	20	7
1210	We only ran over that one time. Is the giant clock really necessary?	1.2636	0.04736	129	101	22	6
1211	So that’s when I decided I should see a big time New York psychiatrist.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1212	And now that you agree that it's "Howdy Doody" time, we can truly explore the repressed valleys of your childhood.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1213	Why yes,I do have a side business in helping young people read analog clocks. Why do you ask?	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1214	No rush. Take your time.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1215	Yes, this is the big time.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1216	Let's wind down to avoid any doorknob confessions.	1.2632	0.05294	114	91	16	7
1217	Well, it's happy hour somewhere.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1218	Realizing that time is money is the first step in recovery.	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
1219	I find the tick-tock sounds drowns out a lot of the whining and complaining.	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1220	It's almost as if you're paying more attention to the time than to me, just like my father.	1.2632	0.04834	114	88	22	4
1221	Patient: That’s a nice clock! Therapist: I put it there so it doesn’t bother us	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
1222	Yes, I do prorate by the minute, why do you ask?	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1223	My last patient owed me big time.	1.2627	0.04878	118	92	21	5
1224	Why do I keep reminiscing about my trip to London?	1.2627	0.04572	118	89	25	3
1225	The second hand is $10 a tick. The minute hand is $600 a tick. And you don’t want to know about the hour hand.	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
1226	That's my new Rorschach clock. What's your read on it?	1.2623	0.04478	122	93	26	3
1227	Since most breakthroughs occur in the last ten minutes, Managed Care installed it so you could start there.	1.2623	0.05047	122	97	18	7
1228	Time is your greatest fear? Huh. Wish I had known that before I redecorated.	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1229	I call her "Big Bren".	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1230	You don't need to watch the clock, I'll let you know when your time is up	1.2623	0.04911	122	96	20	6
1231	Can you tell me how that makes you feel in eight minutes or less?	1.2623	0.04771	122	95	22	5
1232	Yes, I bill by the 10th of an hour...let's start by discussing your earliest childhood memory, no pressure.	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
1233	Do you think you should let time control your life? You have six minutes and fifty seconds to think and respond.	1.2619	0.05186	126	102	15	9
1234	It’s ten after on the other side.	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
1235	I may be getting paid by the hour, but I’m getting bored by the minute.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1236	No, it’s not a cuckoo clock!	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
1237	Sometimes an enormous clock is just an enormous clock.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1238	Looks like our 50-minute hour is up.	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
1239	Tell me more about this feeling of being trapped in a tower…	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
1240	You feel like the passage of time is hanging over you?	1.2615	0.04951	130	104	18	8
1241	I hate wearing glasses.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
1242	You said you were obsessed with having a bigger clock…	1.2615	0.04951	130	104	18	8
1243	Don't worry. The end of our session isn't as close as it appears.	1.2615	0.04704	130	102	22	6
1244	Is the ticking too loud?	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1245	Sometimes a little hand is just a little hand.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1246	Relax, We've got lot's of time.	1.2613	0.05073	111	87	19	5
1247	Freud was a genius- he turned an hour into 54 minutes!	1.2613	0.04739	111	85	23	3
1248	Now explain to me again how this giant clock and a Delorean enabled you to travel through time.	1.2613	0.04380	111	83	27	1
1249	Yes, Larry... Men do have chronological clocks..	1.2612	0.04846	134	107	19	8
1250	It's really for my benefit. I'm nearsighted."	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1251	It's just a gentle reminder	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1252	Well, if you don't achieve self-actualization in the next 7 minutes, your insurance does allow two more sessions.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1253	Why do you think time matters?	1.2609	0.05960	92	74	12	6
1254	I find that my clients are more relaxed when they don't have to sneak peeks at the clock.	1.2609	0.04954	115	90	20	5
1255	How long have you been seeing this giant clock?	1.2609	0.05396	115	93	14	8
1256	I had to replace the Salvador Dali. My patients were freaking out.	1.2609	0.05106	115	91	18	6
1257	That's one of Dali's first post-therapy works.	1.2609	0.05106	115	91	18	6
1258	Perhaps this clock tower was not the ideal office suite.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1259	This way, I won’t be distracted looking at my watch during your appointments.	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1260	Yes, you will owe me $200 in 7 minutes and 53 seconds. How does that make you feel?	1.2605	0.05265	119	96	15	8
1261	My therapist told me that I need to better prioritize my time instead of just my patients'.	1.2605	0.05128	119	95	17	7
1262	What window?	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1263	Time is on your side. Your left side.	1.2602	0.04594	123	95	24	4
1264	What time do YOU think it really is?	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
1265	I hope my new clock is not a distraction.	1.2602	0.05011	123	98	18	7
1266	It strikes me that we have not made progress on your chronophobia.	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1267	I feel like you're trying to send me a message.	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
1268	Let’s talk about why you feel you have to watch the clock.	1.2598	0.05026	127	102	17	8
1269	So, what do you think of the new clock therapy?	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
1270	If it’s any consolation, the thumping sound isn’t caused by your heart.	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1271	My LASIK procedure didn’t go well	1.2596	0.05291	104	82	17	5
1272	What do I get if I Beat the Clock?	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1273	Charging by the minute	1.2596	0.05112	104	81	19	4
1274	FYI— I had to adjust my hourly rate due to inflation.	1.2596	0.05465	104	83	15	6
1275	Take your time…… I charge by the minute.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1276	And when the clock next ticks, you’ll wake up, pay my $200 fee and pretend you’re cured.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1277	Clock? What clock?	1.2593	0.05158	108	85	18	5
1278	Simply put, we must live in the present.	1.2593	0.04987	108	84	20	4
1279	You control the narrative until your time is up in seven minutes.	1.2593	0.04810	108	83	22	3
1280	That reminds me, I have an eye appointment tomorrow.	1.2589	0.05190	112	89	17	6
1281	I just can’t shake this feeling that time is looming over me	1.2589	0.04702	112	86	23	3
1282	I found that most of my patients found the digital clock so unwelcoming, so I put this one in.	1.2587	0.04625	143	114	21	8
1283	The topic of our session today is proportionality.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1284	Tell me about your obsession with time.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1285	Time is a construct. In this case a very, very large construct.	1.2586	0.05212	116	93	16	7
1286	That should help you be in the moment. Oops, new moment. New moment. New moment.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1287	It's $300 an hour whether you talk to me or not.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1288	Let’s explore why you’re so focused on the time.	1.2583	0.04659	120	93	23	4
1289	Can you give me the seven-minute version?	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1290	I can’t get you back this hour of your life, but I can help you feel better about losing it.	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1291	Let's unpack why you're focusing on the second hand. Do you feel second-hand?	1.2583	0.05225	120	97	15	8
1292	Although time is a precious gift, just a reminder that I charge for mine.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1293	AT FIRST IT WAS AWKWARD, BUT I CAN’T EVEN HEAR THE TICKING ANYMORE.	1.2581	0.05231	124	101	14	9
1294	So as you can see, I went to Yale.	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1295	I found having the Doomsday clock as decor helps clients reach existential crisis sooner	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1296	I always forget. Is this when I fall behind or spring ahead?	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1297	Yes, I get paid by the hour but it's not really important to me.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1298	I don’t understand this irrational obsession with time you have.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1299	Yeah, I once helped Flavor Flav through a tough time.	1.2574	0.06078	101	84	8	9
1300	Our time is about up. Would you like to talk or just continue napping?	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
1301	You only need to worry if the hands stop moving.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1302	Oh just ignore that Mr. Wellsley. That's just something my accountant thought would be a good idea.	1.2574	0.05912	101	83	10	8
1303	Pencils down. The answers: your mother, your mother, and, your mother.	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1304	Let's talk about your obsession with time!	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1305	It’s not exactly a fear of death, but everything seems to remind me my time is running out.”	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
1306	You better finish up-- the alarm is about to go off.	1.2571	0.04885	105	81	21	3
1307	Where do you get this obsession with time? Just try and stay on point.	1.2571	0.04576	140	111	22	7
1308	You seem obsessed with the big hand.	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1309	As you can see, our time is looming.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1310	I'll say it again, that loud ticking sound is all in your mind.	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1311	When I said you would be cured by 6, I was talking years.	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1312	Doctor - is our time up, I can only read digital clocks	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1313	''Well, it's time for you to put on some pants'	1.2569	0.05116	109	86	18	5
1314	In a few more minutes we can switch and I’ll tell you about MY nightmare client.	1.2569	0.06030	109	92	6	11
1315	I need help doc, BIG TIME.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
1316	I can’t help but notice the time	1.2569	0.04772	109	84	22	3
1317	Next time could our session be somewhere a little less public than the Musée d’Orsay?	1.2569	0.05279	109	87	16	6
1318	Think of it as more time for your money.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
1319	Are we thinking big hand or little hand?	1.2566	0.04666	113	87	23	3
1320	The second hand needs to be adjusted and the diplomas straightened, but don't sweat the small stuff, right?	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1321	It’s the little hands you always have to watch out for”.	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
1322	You have all the time in the world. But don't waste the next five minutes.	1.2564	0.04403	117	89	26	2
1323	Close your eyes and listen to the sound of the ticking money meter.	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1324	Let's talk about the "CLOCK"in the room.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1325	Granted it's oversized, but wait until you hear the sound it makes when your appointment here is over.	1.2564	0.05313	117	95	14	8
1326	My husband bought me that clock. You probably think he is a short man with inadequacy issues.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1327	Tell me you see it,too.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1328	Don't worry, no rush!	1.2562	0.05052	121	97	17	7
1329	Let’s wait a few more minutes before you tell me why you’re here.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1330	You have 7 minutes left to recover your life, but please don’t let the clock distract you.	1.2562	0.05052	121	97	17	7
1331	This is your two minute warning	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1332	We've hit the big time.	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1333	That's how I weed out the Gen Z slackers	1.2560	0.04670	125	98	22	5
1334	So, for next week, let’s continue our focus on living in the moment.	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1335	Would you mind helping me change the batteries?	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1336	Oh, look at the time! Anything else before we wrap up?	1.2551	0.05292	98	77	17	4
1337	IT'S THE TICKING... PLEASE STOP THE TICKING !!!	1.2551	0.05676	98	79	13	6
1338	The size is commensurate with my fee, why?	1.2551	0.05089	98	76	19	3
1339	I guess you were at least passively listening about my Dali dream last session.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1340	You are the second person today to notice that it shows the correct time. I am wondering if it is broken.	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1341	Why do you believe that time is passing you by?	1.2547	0.05027	106	83	19	4
1342	Married couple of 30 years on a Sunday in January	1.2547	0.05202	106	84	17	5
1343	Perhaps you haven't noticed, but your time is almost up!	1.2545	0.05393	110	89	14	7
1344	You pay me $5 every time the big hand moves.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1345	It's not the doomsday clock, but one minute after six makes your bill explode.	1.2545	0.05074	110	87	18	5
1346	No, I DONT understand your Tictok obsession.	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
1347	Why do you think you see that as the Doomsday Clock?	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1348	Since we only have seven minutes left, tell me about your childhood . . .	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1349	That’s a very subtle hint I charge by the hour	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
1350	Seven minutes to get your shit together.	1.2544	0.04795	114	89	21	4
1351	Do you ever feel like time is pressing down on you?	1.2544	0.04460	114	87	25	2
1352	It's for people who take off their glasses.	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1353	My wife resents me coming here. "Oh, suuure, go see your big time therapist."	1.2544	0.05259	114	92	15	7
1354	You say it isn’t about me, but one session after I ran late you just happen to get a new clock?	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1355	I assure you I respect your time every bit as much as mine, Mr. Smith.	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
1356	In case you’ve forgotten, our session ends at six.	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1357	Oh that. We’re now billing in 30 second increments and we installed it to avoid any stress or confusion.	1.2542	0.04613	118	94	19	5
1358	Time just seems to expand right before you die.	1.2542	0.05133	118	95	16	7
1359	We have just enough time for a big lightning round.	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
1360	Don't take it personally, I need to get glasses.	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
1361	Wait a minute ! , that’s second hand information	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
1362	Oh, our time isn't almost up. That's just the Doomsday Clock.	1.2541	0.05405	122	101	11	10
1363	To put it in laymen's terms, you need big-time help."	1.2541	0.05148	122	99	15	8
1364	Well, you mentioned last session that you felt I was checking my wristwatch too often.	1.2540	0.05156	126	103	14	9
1365	Please don't feel rushed.	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
1366	I find it helps move things along.	1.2537	0.04327	134	104	26	4
1367	I bill by the second.	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
1368	When we started our sessions the big hand was pointing straight at my diplomas. Did you notice that? Pretty clever, huh? Yeah Yale thats where I got em from. Anyway, your wife died?	1.2525	0.05624	99	80	13	6
1369	The last guy was obsessed with Big Tick Energy	1.2525	0.04836	99	76	21	2
1370	Ok just 7 more minutes and you're putting your pants back on	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
1371	It's less intimidating than a large hourglass.. don't you think?	1.2524	0.04921	103	80	20	3
1372	It makes the size of the bill relatively less shocking.	1.2524	0.05641	103	84	12	7
1373	And when would you say this chronophobia began?	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
1374	Which do YOU think is 12?	1.2523	0.05490	107	87	13	7
1375	You should be feeling almost ninety percent better.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1376	Does the passage of time cause you anxiety?	1.2523	0.05349	111	90	14	7
1377	Well, it appears Time waits for no man's issues with his mother either. See you next week Frank.	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
1378	You'll have to get up in eight minutes before the cuckoo knocks the couch over.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1379	Therapy is so much more exciting since we added a shot clock	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
1380	What clock? I didn't even notice. I just check my cell phone for the time.	1.2522	0.05069	115	92	17	6
1381	Let’s explore that. Why do you think it’s so big?	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
1382	I get the big hand and the little hand confused, too.	1.2522	0.05069	115	92	17	6
1383	But I have more to say	1.2522	0.05502	115	95	11	9
1384	Does your empathy extend to the big hand?	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
1385	In 6 minutes, please stick your head out the door and shout the “Cuckoo” mantra we’ve been practicing.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1386	In 7 minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have to stop, but tell me more about your mother.	1.2521	0.05366	119	98	12	9
1387	We overcompensate too.	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
1388	Say more about the size of your hands.	1.2521	0.04339	119	91	26	2
1389	The clock on the wall says it's time to go; and yes, as Freud discovered, size matters,	1.2520	0.05110	123	100	15	8
1390	So you can see how quickly I take your money.	1.2520	0.05110	123	100	15	8
1391	Was it really cheaper than LASIK?	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
1392	Interesting... And what made you think of the films of Orson Welles?	1.2520	0.04739	127	101	20	6
1393	why would you say something like that at a time like this?	1.2520	0.04739	127	101	20	6
1394	Just a subtle reminder that your session ends on the hour in 8 minutes.	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
1395	I understand you are here for help with time management”	1.2519	0.04426	135	106	24	5
1396	This keeps me from looking at my watch.	1.2517	0.04148	143	111	28	4
1397	No pressure. We still have time.	1.2516	0.04368	159	128	22	9
1398	I’m big on punctuality.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1399	You have seven minutes left in this week's session. Last chance to make it good!	1.2500	0.04807	124	99	19	6
1400	In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re getting to the top of the hour…	1.2500	0.05459	116	96	11	9
1401	Mr Tic. Can you read the tock.	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1402	Your time's almost up. Let's get to the good stuff.	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
1403	A breakthrough! Thanks, Doctor. It's about time!	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1404	KA-CHING.	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
1405	Yes,that what we meant when we said after six sessions, we guarantee you’ll make it to the big time.	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1406	I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
1407	Your fifty minutes are up at six.	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1408	Oops ! I meant six not sex .	1.2500	0.04794	100	77	21	2
1409	What ticking clock?	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
1410	Really, Richard, take your time; no reason to feel any time pressure.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
1411	It sounds like you are having second thoughts	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1412	It’s a grandmother clock	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1413	Last session, you mentioned something about, "the inexorable, creeping doom that is the unstoppable march of time." Let's explore that, shall we?	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
1414	'Well, looks like you have eight minutes to get your shit together."	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
1415	7 1/2 minutes to feel better!	1.2500	0.04573	128	101	22	5
1416	And what does the big hand remind you of?	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
1417	We both know we’ll just be looking at the clock anyway	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
1418	When the big hand hits the top of the circle, you're out $450.	1.2500	0.04308	120	92	26	2
1419	I see that you're pretty serious about hourly rates...	1.2500	0.05339	96	76	16	4
1420	And why do you think that you always feel rushed?	1.2500	0.04379	124	96	25	3
1421	You asked for a real Shrink, so I've shrunken you to make your problems feel insignificant against the unstoppable march of time.	1.2500	0.04960	128	104	16	8
1422	Oh that. Well er....my patients find the ticking to have a calming effect	1.2500	0.04484	148	119	21	8
1423	I know it’s really 9:15, but it’s a pain replacing the batteries.	1.2500	0.05000	100	78	19	3
1424	I sense that the next seven minutes will be big.	1.2500	0.04766	108	84	21	3
1425	What time do you have?	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
1426	Goodness would you look at the time	1.2500	0.05306	112	91	14	7
1427	So, Todd, if you had 8 min left in your life what would you say?	1.2500	0.04561	116	90	23	3
1428	Yes, I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp. CLEARLY. But I’ve exhausted all efforts to make you understand that a therapeutic “hour” is 50 minutes. And ONCE AGAIN, you have dropped an emotional bomb at the 0:49:45 mark of our session.	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1429	Andy Warhol was a patient “	1.2481	0.04821	133	108	17	8
1430	It is a bit loud.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1431	A successfully treated 'GOD COMPLEX' patient left me his wristwatch as a parting gift.	1.2481	0.04673	129	103	20	6
1432	But you said time was a construct…	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1433	Try not to think of it as the Doomsday Clock . . .	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1434	The clock is not your problem.	1.2479	0.04435	121	94	24	3
1435	I get time and a half after six.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1436	I want you to live in the moment but hurry up your time is almost over.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1437	Let's explore why you feel obsessed with mortality.	1.2479	0.04588	121	95	22	4
1438	I thought your 'big time' delusions might be helped, and frankly, the clock size makes no difference at all; you still can't figure out that you lose if you snooze. "	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1439	This sense of urgency you mentioned... is it here in the room with us right now?	1.2479	0.05285	121	100	12	9
1440	My mother wants me to be a big time doctor.	1.2479	0.04841	117	93	19	5
1441	I find charging by the minute is more productive than the hourly rate.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1442	Quiet! You're early.	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1443	I know I'm paid hourly, but let's try to focus on something else.	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
1444	I feel that you're blowing things out of proportion.	1.2479	0.05137	117	95	15	7
1445	I’m what they call a “big time therapist”.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1446	It's art. We never keep track of time	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
1447	I couldn’t help but notice your eyes keep drifting towards the clock, what do you think that means?	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1448	Believe me, you're not the only one who'd like to "take a swing" at my decorator.	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
1449	When I said 'Take your time', I didn't mean it literally.	1.2478	0.04792	113	89	20	4
1450	It's not a clock. It measures the patient's neurosis.	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
1451	Why does it seem time is always looming?	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1452	So, when did this "exaggeration" thing begin?	1.2477	0.04544	109	84	23	2
1453	Wait all you like,that clock never moves.	1.2477	0.04904	109	86	19	4
1454	I can’t read it either, it came with the office	1.2477	0.05239	109	88	15	6
1455	Tempus fugit, Mr. Cooper - you have seven minutes to tell me about your lifelong relationship with your mother.	1.2476	0.05707	105	87	10	8
1456	Be sure to cover your ears when your time is up.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1457	Are you happy now? I’ve enlarged our time.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1458	It is there to remind you time is a human construct. Our time here finite.	1.2476	0.04444	105	80	24	1
1459	There'll be a subtle reminder when your time is up.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1460	Tell me more about that time you struggled to see what was directly in front you.	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
1461	Actually, we have a little time left but I think I'm out of patience.	1.2476	0.05376	105	85	14	6
1462	I have this inescapable sensation that time is looming over me…	1.2476	0.04645	105	81	22	2
1463	You seem a little wound-up.	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
1464	Maybe you are dreaming of hitting the big time, but I still have to bill you.	1.2475	0.04956	101	79	19	3
1465	I've grown tired of subtlety.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
1466	It's happy hour somewhere.	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
1467	Just ignore that. You were saying something about impermanence?	1.2474	0.05083	97	76	18	3
1468	You have seven and a half minutes to tell me about your sex life.	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
1469	Time is money	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
1470	Maybe this will be more productive if you came back when it isn’t happy hour.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
1471	You've been working on time management issues for several months. Do you think the new clock will help a little bit?	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
1472	Thought I’d have some fun with new clock; when the alarm goes off it plays “Crazy.”	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
1473	Tell me more about your fear of impending doom.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
1474	It was a Christmas gift from my receptionist, she gets upset when my appointments run late.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1475	Well, I can see by the man on the couch that our session is almost over, Mr. Clock.	1.2458	0.05097	118	96	15	7
1476	I see we are running out of time	1.2458	0.04953	118	95	17	6
1477	Your time really is almost up.	1.2458	0.04493	118	92	23	3
1478	That’s TikTok’s great grandpa, Father Time.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
1479	Since I got the large clock my patients seemed obsessed with the time instead of sharing their problems.	1.2456	0.04755	114	90	20	4
1480	You preferred the hourglass?	1.2456	0.04755	114	90	20	4
1481	Time is, quite literally, up.	1.2456	0.05071	114	92	16	6
1482	When the session time is up, it falls on the couch.	1.2456	0.05222	114	93	14	7
1483	A subtle reminder to my patients	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1484	Boy that’s a big cock you have… I mean clock. Sorry Freudian slip.	1.2455	0.05508	110	91	11	8
1485	As Freud is alleged to have said "Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
1486	In 7 1/2 minutes you'll feel even more anxiety than when you first got here.	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1487	Ask not for whom the clock ticks,it ticks for thee	1.2455	0.04509	110	85	23	2
1488	You should start wrapping it up.	1.2455	0.05508	110	91	11	8
1489	Yes, we're running a few minutes over, but finish what you were saying about your OCD.	1.2455	0.04690	110	86	21	3
1490	It's interesting you see it as a clock. Would you like to say more about this for seven minutes?	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1491	No, I’m not gaslighting you, Mr. Jenkins. That clock’s been there since your first visit 6 months ago.	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
1492	It is by the same designer as Big Ben	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
1493	You seem wound up.	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1494	Chronophobia is defined by the extreme fear of time passing by. Incidentally your session ends in 5 minutes and 57 seconds.	1.2453	0.04607	106	82	22	2
1495	So, please leave your childhood and go over the next forty years of you life in eight minutes . . .	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
1496	What are sheetrock anchors, and how do they relate to your fear of dying?	1.2453	0.04345	159	129	21	9
1497	We’re at the end of our session. You need to start preparing yourself to go out of this door and face all the newly discovered and stirred up trauma that you had no idea about prior to this session.	1.2453	0.05330	106	86	14	6
1498	Let's discuss your issues with time management	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1499	Size matters	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1500	In case you hadn't noticed...	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
1501	Finally you woke up! In 7 minutes or less explain why you think your part sloth. Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.2451	0.05294	102	82	15	5
1502	No, it's just an art piece on living in the moment.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
1503	Wait until you hear the end-of-session bell!	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
1504	That is not a clock. It's a painting by Magritte.	1.2449	0.05037	98	77	18	3
1505	You know a hunchback use to live up here before we converted it into my office.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
1506	In the 2 minutes we have left, tell me about your mother.	1.2447	0.05596	94	76	13	5
1507	Does the big one mean anything to you?	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
1508	Yes, the end is near.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
1509	In case you forget that I bill by the hour.	1.2443	0.05094	131	109	12	10
1510	It's used for cognitive behavioral therapy for death anxiety.	1.2443	0.04858	131	107	16	8
1511	And why do you think you're so focused on your own mortality.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1512	Looks like we have time for one more grievance.	1.2440	0.03915	168	133	29	6
1513	The cuckoo clock was setting a bad tone.	1.2439	0.04522	123	97	22	4
1514	That’s perfectly normal. Many of my patients have nightmares about clocks.	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1515	With this, doorknob confessions have reduced by 76%.	1.2437	0.04128	119	91	27	1
1516	That's to remind you that money comes and goes, time only goes.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1517	You've got seven minutes left. So, what's your anxiety?	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
1518	It’s more effective than non-verbal cues of when our session is over.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
1519	Yes, I am quite sure you arrived late for our session.	1.2432	0.05310	111	91	13	7
1520	It’s never too late, John. Why do you ask?	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1521	Time is almost up on our session -- Please put your pants back on	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
1522	My patients find it easier to stay in the 'present moment'	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
1523	So this is what you meant by "making the big time".	1.2432	0.05310	111	91	13	7
1524	No, no. You can ignore the clock. That’s my job.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
1525	I see by the, well, you know.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1526	As you can clearly see, less than ten minutes remain in this session. So, at $500 per hour, don't waste them.	1.2430	0.05285	107	87	14	6
1527	In seven minutes we can change places.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1528	Tell me. What ticks you off?	1.2430	0.04759	107	84	20	3
1529	Now that we've agreed on my hourly rate, what is it that brings you here today?	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
1530	Dr. Whitlock felt she had finally hit the big time.	1.2430	0.05449	107	88	12	7
1531	A gift from a patient we'll just call the white rabbit. Fella is doing much better after learning to let go.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1532	You must have searched for "big-time shrink".	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
1533	Time is my biggest fear.	1.2427	0.04871	103	81	19	3
1534	I don't wear a watch—or glasses.	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
1535	Same time next week?	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
1536	To you, is it AM or PM?	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1537	It reminds us that The past is fixed, but the future is not... and also that I'm billing you $5 a minute.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
1538	Yes, an accurate feeling, here, time is money.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1539	Got the idea in England. It's my Big When to stop.	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
1540	Yeah, I know. But I've never figured out how to adjust it for DST.	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1541	Have you always felt time was running out?	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
1542	Ignore that.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
1543	Don’t worry. It’s not the world’s doomsday clock…just yours.	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1544	“Because I was tired of making furtive glances at my watch every fifty minutes.”	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
1545	Cheugy! What's that on your wall?	1.2418	0.05708	91	74	12	5
1546	You’ve got seven minutes left. But hey, who’s counting?	1.2417	0.05020	120	98	15	7
1547	I had many Patients way more weird than you, Mr. Bloom, who finished their rants on time.	1.2417	0.05020	120	98	15	7
1548	Well, I think we made big time progress today!	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
1549	The one with Roman numerals definitely would have been too distracting.	1.2417	0.05020	120	98	15	7
1550	It's a new technique I've developed that combines talk therapy and shock therapy; I call it tock therapy.	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
1551	I told you I would show you a big time!	1.2414	0.05284	116	96	12	8
1552	This is your wake up call.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1553	Tell me briefly about your mother.	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1554	Yes, it actually is a metaphor for the inexorable approach of death. How does that make you feel?	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
1555	Let me worry about the time remaining. Just free associate for the next seven and a quarter minutes.	1.2411	0.05112	112	91	15	6
1556	I thought you said it would fly ?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1557	Pay no attention to the wall art.	1.2411	0.05267	112	92	13	7
1558	Just take your time -- all 2 minutes and 55 seconds of it.	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1559	Time passes,will you?	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1560	You say it gets larger the closer we get to the end of the appointment? We'll take that up in the next session.	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1561	Ok. I'm done. Your turn!	1.2407	0.05241	108	88	14	6
1562	Up to you to fill in the 50 minutes.	1.2407	0.04533	108	84	22	2
1563	You've got 7 minutes and 56 seconds. Let's wrap it up.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1564	It reminds me time heals all wounds.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1565	I feel like time is not on my side.	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1566	It makes $300 an hour easier to stomach.	1.2407	0.04900	108	86	18	4
1567	Sometimes I feel like I have too much time on my hands	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1568	How am I supposed to believe size doesn’t matter, Doc?	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
1569	Time is relative. Why worry about an abstract concept?	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
1570	We charge by the second, but don’t worry about the time.	1.2404	0.05715	104	87	9	8
1571	Two minute warning.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1572	It was more appropriate than a cuckoo clock.	1.2404	0.05202	104	84	15	5
1573	It’s almost over	1.2404	0.04427	104	80	23	1
1574	Sometimes we FEEL small because we ARE small.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1575	You should consider spending less of your life watching the clock.	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
1576	This way you get to be the one who says "I see that our time is up."	1.2400	0.04948	100	79	18	3
1577	are we getting close to your nervous breakdown?	1.2400	0.05003	125	103	14	8
1578	You are now being charged overtime.	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
1579	I’ve got to get to the car wash before it closes.	1.2400	0.05881	100	84	8	8
1580	Why, I do charge by the hour. How did you know?	1.2400	0.04873	125	102	16	7
1581	It grows when patients lie to themselves	1.2400	0.05527	100	82	12	6
1582	You said you were hurt and surprised when I called time last week, and I want you to know that I heard you.	1.2400	0.05148	100	80	16	4
1583	Every time one of my patients is late the clock gets bigger.	1.2397	0.05119	121	100	13	8
1584	Hey Doc, any chance next week you might answer one of MY questions.”	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1585	Doctor, are you looking at the clock?" "No, I haven't looked at the clock in five minutes.	1.2397	0.04983	121	99	15	7
1586	I prefer to think of it as art.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1587	You will return from age-regression to your adult self when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six.	1.2396	0.05075	96	76	17	3
1588	They ran out of the giant digital ones.	1.2396	0.05287	96	77	15	4
1589	I got tired of telling patient their hour was up.	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
1590	Well, looks like it's almost time to pay me.	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1591	You have time on your side, Mr. Collins	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1592	You better start talkin'.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1593	I feel like a big time loser	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1594	Therapist: We clearly don’t have enough time to discuss your feelings about the political sideshow of 2023. So, how is your marriage?	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1595	Don’t sweat it. We generally get more accomplished in the last few minutes than in the rest of the hour.	1.2393	0.04953	117	95	16	6
1596	It’s about time, isn’t it?	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
1597	My patients used to just ramble on and on and lose track	1.2393	0.05242	117	97	12	8
1598	It’s a conversation starter. And ender.	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
1599	Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four...	1.2391	0.05436	92	74	14	4
1600	Oh, just ignore that. I think it's five minutes fast.	1.2391	0.04977	92	72	18	2
1601	This needs a caption?!	1.2389	0.05225	113	93	13	7
1602	Just try to ignore it and be in the moment.	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
1603	We're 3 minutes into OT. It's Hail Mary time, big guy.	1.2385	0.05358	109	90	12	7
1604	Actually, it’s from my accountant.	1.2385	0.04496	109	85	22	2
1605	Oh that. I was a gift from the patient who always comes in after you.	1.2385	0.05031	109	88	16	5
1606	Just be here now	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
1607	We'll pick up on the roots of your hatred of pickleball at our next session, okay?	1.2385	0.04477	130	104	21	5
1608	We have more time, the clock is for decoration.	1.2381	0.03982	168	135	26	7
1609	Oddly enough, all of my clients have issues about time.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1610	Can you make me well in 8 minutes?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1611	Sometimes an oversized clock is just an oversized clock.	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1612	I bought it at a 'Second Hand' store.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1613	You've got five minutes left for a breakthrough. Ready. Set. Go.	1.2381	0.05665	105	88	9	8
1614	We have a whopping seven minutes left.	1.2381	0.05501	105	87	11	7
1615	John, your cartoon balloon has turned into a clock. What do you think that means?	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
1616	I can see we're just about out of time for today...	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1617	It's my way to cope with macular degeneration.	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1618	And…..our time’s up	1.2381	0.05158	105	85	15	5
1619	I actually healed a patient and the clock just stopped. I leave it there as a reminder of what's possible.	1.2381	0.05665	105	88	9	8
1620	Try and focus on the positives Jerry, time is on your side.	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
1621	Did I mention I have another appointment at six?	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1622	At least it seems that time's on your side, Jim.	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1623	It’s time to address your procrastination issues head on.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1624	The days are getting longer!	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
1625	You know…sometimes a clock is just a clock.	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
1626	That reminds me, my fee is increasing as well.	1.2376	0.04483	101	78	22	1
1627	I feel major time pressure in your office, doctor.	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
1628	Let us wrap this up. Happy hour is almost over.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1629	A giant cuckoo clock just seemed too inappropriate.	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1630	You see a diving rod with cognitive dissonance. I see our time's almost up.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1631	My sense of proportion is terrible, but my sense of time is excellent.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1632	Would you say it makes you feel small?	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
1633	I feel like every time I spring forward I actually fall back.	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
1634	We've got seven minutes left, but you'll want to be gone before the chime goes off.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
1635	You owe me big time.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1636	Your really need to work on staying present. Not right now though,I have another client coming.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1637	If the ticking seems disruptive,just wait until you hear the alarm!	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
1638	Now slowly open your eyes and take out your wallet.	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
1639	Time flies when you're having phobias	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1640	No, my practice is not Freudian. Why do you ask?	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
1641	Just the thought of the alarm going off keeps my patients awake...	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1642	Why do you think you've been dreaming that your time is running out?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1643	You're so right about the size of the clock in these converted tower offices.. But, I bet you'll get a real kick out of the bell, when it goes off.	1.2364	0.05619	110	93	8	9
1644	So, you're saying that you know firsthand that the second hand is actually the third hand?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1645	And where do you think the pressure to use your time wisely originates?	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
1646	You should see my oven thermometer.	1.2360	0.05767	89	73	11	5
1647	Doctor,I've got big-time problems.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1648	Well, I can see our time is almost up.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1649	Why do you think your day feels overwhelming?	1.2358	0.05286	106	87	13	6
1650	And yet they still take you for less than face value.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1651	We have some garbage time. Any thoughts?	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1652	Is this going to be a long story?	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
1653	I call it billable hours on steroids.	1.2353	0.05604	102	85	10	7
1654	Oh, so you're one of these Tik Tok therapists.	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1655	Well, that was a big hour.	1.2353	0.04658	102	80	20	2
1656	Just to remind you when it's time to blurt out what you really came here for.	1.2353	0.05246	102	83	14	5
1657	I have great confidence in you. You can make is seven minutes and 57 seconds without mentioning your ex.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1658	I won’t miss you asking.	1.2348	0.05288	115	96	11	8
1659	We are now in the big time.	1.2348	0.04337	115	90	23	2
1660	It's for people with OCD ... Obsessive Clock Disorder.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1661	I'm tired of arguing about when the hour is over.	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1662	The Rolling Stones would love this!	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1663	It's time to wake up and smell the roses on my desk on your way out	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
1664	I'd like to explore your anxiety. Let's start with your constant fear that the end is near.	1.2348	0.05142	115	95	13	7
1665	Big time!	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1666	Oh that's plenty of time to discuss your sex life.	1.2347	0.05190	98	79	15	4
1667	Even though the bill for the clock, couch, frames and clipboard was expensive, I still think it's cheaper than paying for therapy.	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
1668	Do you often feel rushed?	1.2347	0.04767	98	77	19	2
1669	I find that most of my patients are preoccupied with time.	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
1670	So you believe an hour consists of sixty minutes?	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1671	What do you mean, you don’t have the time?	1.2342	0.04236	111	86	24	1
1672	Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, or, according to my accountant, pay for.	1.2342	0.04949	111	90	16	5
1673	Don't worry, I've turned off the chime.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1674	Time always looms larger when you're just lying there depressed and immobile.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1675	It sounds like you feel that time is looming over you.	1.2340	0.05113	94	75	16	3
1676	Yes, time is just a construct. My time is constructed at $200/hour.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1677	It encourages you to tock.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1678	I did a solid for Flavor Flav.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
1679	I think we’re going to have to leave your mother until our next session.	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
1680	Well, I think it's worth getting back to your feeling of being 'pressed by time'.	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1681	Dali made that for me after I mostly cured him.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1682	I see you’re big on time.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1683	Alexa is my time up yet?	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
1684	So doctor, have you ever considered eyeglasses?	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
1685	Two more minutes and I'm outta here!	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
1686	As you can see, your time is up in seven minutes and fifty seven seconds. Fifty six, fifty five ...	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
1687	As you can see, you’ve got some big time issues.	1.2331	0.04386	133	107	21	5
1688	Your parents sound awful. Tell me more about what it was like to be their son, in seven minutes or less.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1689	Don't worry -- I'll remind you when we're almost done.	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
1690	I hung it there to constantly remind me to check the dimensions before clicking “add to cart”.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1691	With this, as with everything, time is on your side.	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
1692	No, that’s just a normal, everyday sized clock. Maybe you’re just crazy? Ever think about that?	1.2328	0.05246	116	97	11	8
1693	you should really try to be in the moment.	1.2328	0.05246	116	97	11	8
1694	That's a very big clock.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1695	Yes, it's an important part of your therapy. When that big hand reaches the top, I'm $500 richer.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
1696	Can we speed up to your teenage years?	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
1697	When I saw this clock tower office space become available online I thought I'd give it a try"	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1698	Well, I think I see our time is about up.	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1699	Don’t mind the clock. It’s to time my Pop-Tarts.	1.2321	0.05227	112	93	12	7
1700	Well, you’re right. It does remind me of Big Ben…without the rain.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1701	Zzzzzzz	1.2316	0.05689	95	79	10	6
1702	Doc, I feel like I’m ‘on the clock,”!	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1703	Relax. You have five minutes before the two-minute warning.	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
1704	As a Freudian, I know that male patients feel secure when they have a huge clock.	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1705	Don’t rush, but when you hear my clock chime ”ka-ching” my rate goes into overtime.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
1706	NOW do you really know what time it is?	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
1707	Gotta say....you've got problems. Big time.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1708	It just helps me keep an eye on my parking…	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1709	Relax. Together, we'll discover the root causes of your chronophobia.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1710	I think this therapy will help you Big Time.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1711	It’s just the same thing minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1712	You have just seven minutes to explain how your fifty three minute nap helped in this session?	1.2314	0.04659	121	98	18	5
1713	Oh no, go on—we have plenty of time.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1714	Let's not dwell so much on the second hand but rather keep our focus on the big picture.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
1715	Your time isn’t truly up until the clock falls on top of you.	1.2308	0.05333	104	86	12	6
1716	In 7 minutes you'll owe me one thousand bucks.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1717	Continue these sessions, and with time you'll be able to just wear a watch.	1.2308	0.05672	104	88	8	8
1718	Yes, the minutes get longer for me, too.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1719	How much time do I have left?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1720	I'll second that!	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1721	And what is Harold Lloyd doing in your dream?	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1722	Just relax! You’ve got seven minutes left to turn your life around!	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1723	Tic-toc, Mr. Simmonds. Tic-toc.	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
1724	Be ready, in less than 7 minutes we switch places.	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
1725	At least it isn’t melting anymore…	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
1726	No, you're on the clock, the clock is not on you.	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1727	…actually they’re both big hands.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1728	What the F---you waited until this moment to reveal that!	1.2300	0.05478	100	83	11	6
1729	That’s part of our new pay-as-you-go program.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1730	The big hand says our time is about up.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1731	Our goal, Mr. Davis, is to try to understand why you feel that time is so short.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1732	Everywhere I look it feels like I’m running out of time	1.2300	0.04462	100	78	21	1
1733	I find watching it tick away the seconds of your pathetic life and my fat paycheck comforting somehow.	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
1734	You have seven more minutes to wrap up your life story.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1735	I think I'm going crazy... I keep hearing this ticking noise!	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1736	Ten minutes before the alarm goes off--let's begin with how you felt in the womb.	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
1737	At the end of July, it always looks bigger.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1738	Despite your dour emotions, my happy hour will start soon.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1739	Time is a concept. Billable time doubly so.	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
1740	I’d love it if we could squeeze in a breakthrough.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
1741	I try not to let our sessions run over.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
1742	Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care?!?	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
1743	Let’s be mindful of the time. In five minutes, how would you mother interpret the situation?	1.2288	0.05022	118	98	13	7
1744	I was tired of clients claiming I cut their session short.	1.2288	0.04408	118	94	21	3
1745	Time is just a construct. A really, really ginormous construct.	1.2286	0.04334	105	82	22	1
1746	My union put it up.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
1747	Let me worry about the time,	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1748	I hear you saying that you've become preoccupied with time, is that correct?	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1749	Looks like our time is about to become my time until next time.	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
1750	On my patient satisfaction surveys, there were complaints that I constantly looked at my wrist watch.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
1751	Some prefer having an elephant in the room	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1752	I got it for the commuters.	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
1753	My anxiety patients prefer digital	1.2283	0.04663	92	72	19	1
1754	And that ends the session...I'll give you back the remainder of the hour	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
1755	It was either a huge clock or a huge bill for my new prescription glasses	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1756	It's a clock. It's analog, and when the little hand is on six and... Don't they teach you techies anything in school any more?	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
1757	The big hand is almost at 55 that means we're finished.	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
1758	As your neurologist, I'm pleased you drew this and could properly identify the time.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
1759	Time is fleeting; madness takes its toll.	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1760	On the website it looked smaller.	1.2281	0.04499	114	91	20	3
1761	Exactly, you’re now in overtime rates. We’re close to eight minutes over our 45-minute session. The minute-hand enlargement and billing-rate was my accountant’s idea.	1.2277	0.05608	101	85	9	7
1762	It's really for my near-sighted patients.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1763	Let’s dig deeper into the cause of your sudden chronophobia.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1764	I, too, suffer from time blindness.	1.2277	0.05428	101	84	11	6
1765	You give in to your mother's demands. I give in to my accountant's.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1766	When would you say that your chronophobia began?	1.2277	0.05243	101	83	13	5
1767	Your session will end when the big hand reaches twelve.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
1768	I hope the ticking sound doesn't distract you....	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
1769	Don't worry about it. You're certainly not the first GenZ-er needing to confront their fear of analog clocks.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1770	My version of the Rorschach test.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1771	Remember, time is on your side.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
1772	Hold that epiphany until next Wednesday, five sharp.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1773	Because “Time IS money!”	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1774	I hope this helps expedite your breakthrough. Overtime begins at 6.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1775	Just a heads up that we’re at seven minutes and fifty-six seconds.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1776	Please tell me more about your mother in law.	1.2273	0.05988	88	74	8	6
1777	Pressured? Not at all, there’s seven more minutes to go…	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1778	I just feel like time management is taking up a lot of space in my life right now	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1779	You have seven minutes to tell me how you feel you are running out of time.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1780	At $300.00 per hour I'll wake him at 6:00 p.m.	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1781	Waste of time and money	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1782	I like to remind my clients that in both life, and especially in therapy, time is limited. I think the big clock helps.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1783	Please be open, but try to remember that you're paying by the hour.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
1784	I feel like time is on my side.	1.2269	0.04984	119	99	13	7
1785	Okay,your mother never loved you,your brother ran off with your wife. You've got eight minutes. Go. No pressure,though.	1.2269	0.05124	119	100	11	8
1786	Yes, but it looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
1787	Please explain why it is you are feeling so small?	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1788	It's only till my eyeglasses arrive	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1789	The insurance company sent it.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1790	I specialise in big time neuroses.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1791	You need help big time.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1792	I know were done, but I paid for 45 minutes and I'm not getting up yet.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
1793	we're in penalty time now	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1794	It's a test to determine your age.	1.2268	0.05771	97	82	8	7
1795	Who do you think decided to make one hand bigger than the other?	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
1796	Now might be a good time to talk about your TikTok addiction.	1.2266	0.04862	128	107	13	8
1797	You really must learn how to live in the moment.	1.2264	0.05409	106	89	10	7
1798	You did say time was on your side, Horace.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1799	Hickory dickory dock Two minutes from stopping our talk	1.2264	0.05732	106	91	6	9
1800	Yes, I suppose time is an abstract concept. But payment is not.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1801	It serves as a reminder that the end is near.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1802	‘I can’t help it doc, everywhere I go, I see her face.’	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
1803	You dont' have the time on you, do you?	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1804	In case my diplomas didn't give it away, I'm kind of a big time psychologist.	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
1805	So, the Genie thought your last wish was to have a bigger clock?	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1806	Are you also hearing a loud ticking sound?	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1807	Yes, I suppose ‘seven to six’ does sound like a close football score, but let’s not let your athlemophobia keep us from exploring your chronomentrophobia.”	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1808	It all goes back to my father, Time	1.2261	0.04950	115	95	14	6
1809	Exposure therapy for procrastinators.	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1810	Talk more about feeling "rushed" in here.	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
1811	And it chimes ‘ka-ching’ at the fifty-five minute mark.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1812	It gives context to the rubbish I'm peddling here.	1.2258	0.04866	93	74	17	2
1813	That’s to remind you that you keep projecting, big time.	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1814	And we will stop right here. I need the rest of your hour to write the clinical notes so I can get paid by your insurance	1.2258	0.05747	93	78	9	6
1815	Nope, I've no idea what it is, either.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1816	I hope you won't mind if I ask you to speak a little faster.	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1817	Why do I feel like I am the rabbit in " Alice in Wonderland"?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1818	I think having your own Doomsday Clock might be setting the wrong tone for your life.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1819	Time time time is on my side, yes it is. Sorry we only have 5 minutes left!	1.2255	0.05380	102	85	11	6
1820	But enough about me. In the remaining minutes, do you have anything you’d like to discuss?	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1821	No, it's not one of your dreams about time and space. It really is a gigantic clock on the wall.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1822	We’ll have to stop here. I nearly lost track of time.”	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1823	The time is up.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1824	Well, we'll have to continue exploring your unhealthy fixation on mortality next week.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1825	For perspective, the second hand is Armageddon.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1826	it feels like the clock is always ticking away.	1.2255	0.04602	102	81	19	2
1827	So, you get paid by the minute.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
1828	Come on. Out with it while there’s still time.	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
1829	I feel like we need to dig a little deeper to understand why you seem so fixated on the passage of time.	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
1830	Freud compared everything with big clocks.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1831	I thought time only flies when you’re having fun….	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1832	I see by the big hand that you're on your own until Friday at 4PM	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1833	your insomnia is now cured… remember, don't watch the clock	1.2250	0.05085	120	101	11	8
1834	No, I'm not watching the clock!	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
1835	I’d love to know why you keep bringing that in here.	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
1836	Somehow, I feel like your attention is elsewhere.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1837	I had to replace the grandfather clock after I realized I wanted to marry it.	1.2247	0.04728	89	70	18	1
1838	My passive-aggressive way of saying your time is up	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1839	I think we've gotten beyond your Dali obsession.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1840	They say time is a great healer. For me its a great money maker.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1841	Since I bill at $360 per hour, I need the second hand to charge you correctly.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1842	Well, actually, no. It's not five o'clock anywhere.	1.2245	0.05335	98	81	12	5
1843	Wow, time flies when you're having psychotherapy.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1844	Don't worry. I'm here for you. Take your time.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1845	After awhile you don’t even notice it anymore	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1846	I feel better, big time	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1847	‘I just want you to sit with it. Time heals’	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1848	Yes, you are getting older, but try not to focus on that.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
1849	Time is always on your side.	1.2243	0.05196	107	89	12	6
1850	If you think about it, all we really have is time.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
1851	Oh that’s MY mom’s fault	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
1852	Whoever judged last week’s contest should have their fingernails extracted. “Until the thermostat is turned up, your stocking stuffer will be toe-jam”	1.2241	0.05207	116	98	10	8
1853	That second hand seems stuck. 8 more agonizing minutes of mid-life crisis!	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
1854	So exactly what is it that makes you think there arent enough hours in the day for you to accomplish your goals?	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1855	I'm starting to think you have an oversized fear of running out of time.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1856	I'm starting to think my fear of time is not as irrational as we thought.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1857	No, nothing to worry about. If that were the doomsday clock it would say 11:59.	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
1858	When I asked you to draw the hands of a clock, I didn’t mean that you should draw it on my wall.	1.2235	0.05645	85	70	11	4
1859	It's an early Dali	1.2235	0.05888	85	71	9	5
1860	I see that the fear of time passing you by looms large in your life.	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1861	Just wait until you see the cuckoo	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
1862	I didn't think going to a shrink would be so literal.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1863	How does happy hour make you feel?	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
1864	When the big hand points to your insecurities, our time is up.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1865	It’s a Litmus Test for my younger patients.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1866	Bob, time is a societal construct, I’m charging per word now.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1867	A wish is just a wish a dream is just a dream as time goes by.	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1868	You have seven minutes to lose those Crocs so we can get on with this.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
1869	I like my patients to know I'm big-time.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
1870	I thought adding a "cha ching" sound would be overkill.	1.2233	0.05332	103	86	11	6
1871	'Staring at it won't make the hour any cheaper.'	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1872	I'll warn you before the alarm goes off.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
1873	Her name is Big Sally.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1874	Well,would you rather I look at my watch the whole time?	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1875	after a while you barely notice the ticking.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1876	Eight minutes left. So, where do you think this crushing anxiety comes from? Seven minutes…	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1877	Well, well. Would you look at the time! Not that anyone's counting the minutes, mind you -ha-ha.	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
1878	I guess there is time to go deeper.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1879	It was on top of a building that was demolished.	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
1880	Is the clock for me or for you?	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
1881	You seem quite relaxed despite your big-time anxieties.	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1882	Not to worry, I'm sure we can solve all your problems in the time remaining.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1883	About this obsession with morality…..	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1884	Don’t be alarmed.	1.2222	0.05478	99	83	10	6
1885	When did you first notice this sense of foreboding?	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1886	Well, it looks like our time is almost over.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1887	Time is relative, just not in here. Take your time.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1888	Let’s try not to focus on your anxiety about wasting time in the time we have left”	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
1889	It helps me time my kegels too.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1890	Do you feel that you are ready for the Big Time?	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
1891	It makes people think they're getting more for their hour.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1892	It’s a metaphor. For time.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1893	Let’s hope it’s “spring forward” daylight savings.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
1894	Okay, tell me more about your anxiety. You have seven minutes to really WOW me.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1895	You look concerned, but don’t worry I hung it up using double sided tape.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1896	Having second thoughts?	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1897	At 6 pm the psychiatrist comes in and the rate doubles.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1898	I think I know where your obsession with big hands comes from.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1899	Why would you think you're a 'big-time loser'?	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1900	And I thought I had time management issues	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1901	I’d like to hear more about that, but you’ll have to be brief - I’m just noticing the time.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
1902	Yep, it's a little off ... and so are you.	1.2222	0.04438	99	78	20	1
1903	Okay, describe your relationship with your mom. But you'll have to keep it brief, so just use keywords.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1904	Maybe it’s simply a giant clock, or perhaps it’s a constant reminder that your mother is waiting for you to start a family. Whelp, look at the time. We’ll dive into that question next week.	1.2222	0.05663	99	84	8	7
1905	Your eyelids are feeling heavy . . . You are feeling sleepy . . . You are relaxed . . . My fees are reasonable . . .	1.2222	0.05151	108	90	12	6
1906	„I can‘t believe our 30mins are already over“	1.2222	0.05021	117	98	12	7
1907	Did you say you were suffering from feeling of inadequacy about the size of your clock?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1908	Do not ask for whom the clock ticks, Mr. Skarpedian. Of course it ticks for you.	1.2214	0.04760	131	110	13	8
1909	I have some big time problems	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1910	I'd be delighted to hear more about how you think time doesn't exist, but I'm afraid our time is just about done	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
1911	Don't worry, its just my biological clock	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1912	My wife keeps telling me that her biological clock is ticking, but I just don’t hear it.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1913	Now let's overcome your fear of clocks.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1914	Are you sure you want to start questioning your sexuality right now?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1915	Time,Time,Time is on my side, I know it is”	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1916	I’ll tell you this much: I absolutely did not ask my husband for a “big clock.” I think his hearing is going. Also he has a small penis.	1.2212	0.05284	104	87	11	6
1917	Does time expand to fill the space available?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1918	When the big hand hits 12 we change places.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1919	For your session I’ve installed a representation of your fantasy, but perhaps I misheard you—did you say you desire a big clock?	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1920	It was a gift from my optometrist.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1921	Yes, psychotherapy pays the bills but my real passion is time management.	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
1922	Two minute warning. I suggest you punt.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
1923	I think that I’m getting a subliminal message here.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1924	I know, I didn’t think it was funny either.	1.2211	0.04534	95	75	19	1
1925	‘It’s my new Apple Watch minus the patent infringements’	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1926	Okay so we've got seven minutes for your abandonment issues.	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
1927	You can finish that sentence next week.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
1928	No patient has ever asked me why it's called a second hand when there are three of them.	1.2211	0.05635	95	80	9	6
1929	One. I'm a little nearsighted. and two, the ticking alone makes sure that none of my patients fall asleep on the couch.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
1930	Ignore the clock, it’s between Christmas and New Year’s. Time doesn’t exist.	1.2211	0.04775	95	76	17	2
1931	My, would you look at the time? I mean, just LOOK at it!”	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1932	I think we have a few more minutes to go.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1933	So in the remaining seven minutes why not give me a truncated version of your entire life.	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1934	If you have a problem with it Michael, then you shouldn’t have paid me in magic beans.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1935	Some say times fly, I just say that it is big	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1936	We're into your second billable hour now.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1937	Tell me more about feeling like a big time loser.	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
1938	Stop projecting.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1939	The hourly fee is just as big.	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1940	Why do YOU think I got such a big clock?	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1941	It symbolizes how every second here is valuable - but costs you five dollars.	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1942	In case you didn’t notice our time is up.”	1.2200	0.05238	100	83	12	5
1943	The little hand is pointing to your feet, which means it's time for you to skedaddle.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1944	Pay no attention to the clock, it's just for decoration	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1945	You say your greatest fear is being killed in a clock accident?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1946	The alarm shakes the entire building.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1947	So, why do you think you see a big clock on the wall?	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
1948	My eyes are over here.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
1949	Yeah, I know, it’s a little big but it does seem to make my time with you go by faster.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1950	So, tell me, why do you think you make problems bigger than they ought to be?	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1951	Ignore it, Gilbert. It’s just there to make sure I take my Prozac.”	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1952	What is time to us?	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1953	And this was before the clock melted, Mr Dali?	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1954	That's all the time we need today to bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834.	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
1955	I see our time is almost up.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1956	Every time a client calls me a 'shrink' I get a bigger one	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1957	Well then let's talk about your mom's Swatch.	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
1958	Time is just a concept - but the clocks real.	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1959	Doctor, maybe a wallpaper of a happy place would be nicer	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
1960	Maybe you are just a little man?	1.2195	0.06017	82	69	8	5
1961	I'm afraid that’s all we’ve got time for, doctor	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1962	No, no—it's always been there. You just must not have noticed it before.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1963	Why do all my patients keep looking at my clock??	1.2195	0.06017	82	69	8	5
1964	Stay as long as you like. Time is money.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
1965	Breathe deeply. Imagine time expanding.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
1966	Well Mr. Smithers, congratulations on making it to the big time!	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
1967	You said it was "almost sex." Let's explore that.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1968	I have my own issues. My psychologist suggested that I put it there.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
1969	You need to focus on the big things.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1970	Ready, set, divulge! “	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1971	It's less about your therapy and more about my billing.	1.2188	0.05581	96	81	9	6
1972	I see our time is up."	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
1973	This'll cost you big time.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
1974	And why do you think Big Ben is a recurring theme for you?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1975	I really don't know. Which one do you think most resembles a phallus?	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1976	I can either charge overtime, or take three minutes off next session.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1977	You say the passage of time weighs on you?	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
1978	Sounds like you're having big time hallucinations.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1979	Get ready, get set, $390. . .	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
1980	You seem more fixated than usual.	1.2184	0.05526	87	72	11	4
1981	We have 8 minutes and 56 seconds left in our session. Coming up to the 30 second mark .....and pretty soon we'll have only 7 minutes left."	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
1982	Why yes, I am a Freudian therapist.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1983	Unlike the Rolling Stones, time is not on your side.	1.2178	0.05559	101	86	8	7
1984	Any final thoughts ?	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1985	You have 7 minutes before your $150.00/hour nap is done.	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
1986	You're experiencing what we call 'clock envy'.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1987	Why on earth do the last 7 minutes of the day take the longest?	1.2178	0.04361	101	80	20	1
1988	Two minute and fifty-six second warning.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1989	What annoying ticking?	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
1990	Ignore. Practice mindfulness.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1991	For your next trauma, just give me the highlights.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1992	I understand you're here to see me about 2 things: Your time management and your anxiety....	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1993	If you see it at big & ominous, then we’ll definitely be needing more sessions.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1994	Time just hangs over me.	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1995	Yes, I charge by the hours. Why do you ask?	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1996	It's too heavy to fly.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1997	When you say you feel time isn’t on your side, I assume you mean figuratively…	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1998	So do I have to pay you with a really large check?	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1999	We went a bit over last time, and your HMO got involved.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2000	Now Mr. Keaton, back to your acrophobia.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
2001	Don't make me say it.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2002	My wall clock is specially designed to become enormous and threatening if patients exceed their allotted 50 minutes. You’re at least two minutes over.	1.2170	0.05363	106	90	9	7
2003	Yes- big time!	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
2004	But I think Time is on my side	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
2005	I think a clock that size helps a client attach a greater value to every single second. Me too.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2006	Alexa used to remind me that our time was almost up, but I decided this was much less intrusive.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2007	Let's discuss your obsession with passing time.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
2008	Well, you seem to blow everything out of proportion.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
2009	Looking at it won’t make your parole go by faster.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
2010	Almost Nap Time	1.2165	0.04452	97	77	19	1
2011	Le client qui sait que sa séance est terminée et le spécialiste qui sait également que sa séance va (enfin?) se teminer. Le temps qui passe est souligné par l'énorme horloge et le fait que les 2 personnes la fixe.	1.2165	0.05904	97	84	5	8
2012	Time for the denouement	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
2013	My kids can’t stop talking Tik Tok so I decided to give it a try.	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2014	If you want to cry about it y suggest you do it quickly because your session is about to end	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
2015	Almost dinner time…wonder what we’re having….ah, “What was your question again?”	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
2016	Have you ever thought about how much time you have left, you know, in a broader sense?	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2017	Time's almost up.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
2018	The steady ticking is good for business – drives people nuts.	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
2019	Then I decided I was ready to go big time	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2020	I misplaced my eyeglasses.	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
2021	It used to be “Big Pharma” that made me anxious…	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2022	Every hour has 50 minutes.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
2023	It’s like the opposite of Vegas casinos here.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2024	When the big hand hits the top, all the complaining has to stop.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2025	We have seven minutes left and you've done nothing but kvetch, kvetch, kvetch.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2026	Seems like you have a big time problem.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2027	But you said at your last appointment that because of your ADHD you struggle with time blindness?	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
2028	An optimist sees the hours yet to be filled; while the pessimist sees a garish, over-priced, already out-of-date impulse purchase born of countless lonely hours spent bingeing home reno shows.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2029	The clock is a test..If you see it bigger than your head it means that you have to attend here twice a week for at least 5 years	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
2030	Time anxiety? I can’t imagine why.	1.2151	0.05481	93	78	10	5
2031	I didn't want patients focussing on my Harvard diplomas.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
2032	Oh that? Flava Flav was having a garage sale.	1.2150	0.05148	107	90	11	6
2033	Time of death: 5:53PM.	1.2150	0.04974	107	89	13	5
2034	There's just enough time to relive your "seven minutes in heaven" experience.	1.2150	0.05316	107	91	9	7
2035	Therapist: So David, you were telling me how you procrastinate? Patient: I'll get to it in.... 7.5 minutes	1.2150	0.05148	107	90	11	6
2036	7 minutes ‘til quittin’ time!	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2037	Your session ends in eight minutes or when the clock falls on you.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
2038	As you know, I specialize in therapy for the legally blind.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2039	That's it? I thought we had more time!	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
2040	I guess I should start from the beginning...	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2041	I see we’ve run over our time by three minutes today. No worries, we’ll just have a 47 minute session next week.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2042	Nervous tic.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2043	The big hand's your father, the little hand's your mother and the second hand is you.	1.2143	0.04812	84	67	16	1
2044	It seems to run more slowly during your hour.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
2045	We're on the verge of a big-time breakthrough.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2046	It's in fahrenheit	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
2047	Patient: Time is on my side. Therapist: Yes it is.	1.2143	0.05636	84	70	10	4
2048	When you said our time together would be big this isn’t what I thought you meant	1.2143	0.05475	98	83	9	6
2049	It both calms me down and keeps you concentrated.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2050	It represents the enormous fee I'll be charging.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2051	Take your time. Each tick is just a dime.	1.2136	0.05281	103	87	10	6
2052	I’m feeling like time is passing me by.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2053	It’s actually an art piece called “our time is almost up.”	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2054	Next session I'd like to see an enormous box of tissues...	1.2136	0.05458	103	88	8	7
2055	It’s a big factor for all of us.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2056	It strikes me that your grandfather Ben was a towering figure of your childhood...	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
2057	This motherfucker	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2058	No, there's nothing Freudian about a huge clock. And, by the way, I'm supposed to be asking the questions.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2059	And in this dream, who do the hands and the face belong to?	1.2135	0.04918	89	72	15	2
2060	No,no,not you. But some people can ramble on and on forever.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2061	So what you're asking is "Why?"	1.2135	0.05412	89	74	11	4
2062	Your insurance company encourages you to make the most of each minute of therapy.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2063	I have found that four minute billing has expedited recovery amongst my patients.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
2064	It's 'cause I'm not really good with time.	1.2135	0.04368	89	70	19	0
2065	Just don't think about it.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
2066	As Freud said "Every second counts"--or was it my accountant?	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2067	I feel like time is looming over me.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2068	How does my massive, loud and distracting clock make you feel?	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2069	I notice that you focus a lot on mortality.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2070	That's not the time WE have left; it's the time YOU have left.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
2071	I don't want to rush you, but ...	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2072	And now the big topic. Six.	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
2073	I thought we could both use the distraction	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2074	I see we’ve come to the end of your big time problems for today.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2075	Only eight minutes to get your life in order, Mr. Brown. What do you say? Mr. Brown! Mr. Brown!! Wake up!!!	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2076	I’m a clock watcher too.	1.2128	0.04505	94	75	18	1
2077	Sorry, no discount for me-time.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2078	It’s to remind you that anyone can be right twice a day.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
2079	We're into overtime now.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
2080	A reminder that your issues cannot be solved in merely an hour.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
2081	I don't like to hide the fact I bill by the hour.	1.2128	0.04505	94	75	18	1
2082	I switched to the clock after a tragic hourglass accident.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2083	You wanted more time, I gave you more time.	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2084	No, therapy isn't a joke. The best therapy is all about timing whereas the best jokes are all about......I forget	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
2085	We find analog more soothing for our patients.	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
2086	There's the Id, the Ego, and the Superego. Tell me which one is which?	1.2124	0.05099	113	96	10	7
2087	You have 7 more minutes to justify your existence.	1.2124	0.05099	113	96	10	7
2088	No, I wouldn't say that my services are on a strict hourly basis.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
2089	My mother always wanted me to be a big-time therapist and, well...	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
2090	The large clock helps my patients visualize a greater value for the hour spent with me, that and the ticking puts most of them to sleep so they leave feeling relaxed.	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
2091	Your think that’s big, just wait till you get my bill.	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2092	You seem a little preoccupied with the time...	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2093	Tell me more about how your preoccupation with time began with these sessions. But do it in the next seven minutes.	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
2094	Gosh, where id the time go?	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
2095	we're all contestants on 'beat the clock.'	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
2096	Yes... I can see why the hour hand might have a complex.	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
2097	Well Donald I’m afraid your time is almost up.	1.2118	0.06056	85	73	6	6
2098	It means we have seven minutes left in this session.	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
2099	Yes indeed, I did switch back. Something about an analog clock just feels less intrusive in our digital world.	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
2100	It helps me stay focused on what's important in these sessions.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
2101	And how does it make you feel that my main incentive is to maximize billable hours?	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2102	Well, that’s one man’s idea of the big time.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2103	This session is not covered by your insurance plan!	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2104	Keep talking , you have $107 left in this session	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2105	I can't tell you which patient gave it to me. Let's just say he's well known in the hip-hop community.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2106	I wanted the Jeopardy theme song.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2107	Looks like our time is up. Please tell me the last thing that came to mind and then get out."	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2108	My office used to be a train station.	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2109	Why don’t the hands point at me?	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2110	It helps me to focus on what really counts.	1.2111	0.04326	90	71	19	0
2111	Thanks for choosing Costco for your therapy.	1.2111	0.05357	90	75	11	4
2112	I know it's distracting, but the clocktower is rent controlled.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2113	Lately if feels like my life is just slipping away....	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
2114	Yes, it’s 7 minutes to 6pm. But what does that mean to you?	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
2115	We're three minutes into time-and-a-half.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2116	Our time’s almost up, but you still have two seconds for anything you’d like to share.	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2117	Got to go, Jeopardy’s almost on	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
2118	And where would you say this phobia of time comes from?	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2119	Yea, and wait until it strikes the hour!	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
2120	You'll know when your time is up.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2121	Don’t pay attention. Its my coffee timer.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2122	Actually, now that you mention it, a lot of my patients do have a feeling of impending doom.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2123	I think my optometrist is not good.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
2124	I see our time is about up . . . is there anything else?	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2125	The matching chaise longue comes next week.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
2126	Ignore that, I used to be the psychiatrist on a kids tv show	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
2127	Take all the time left on the clock you need, Mr. Jones. We're going to get to the root of that anxiety today.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
2128	Time is on your side.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2129	Time is not up. How does that make you feel?	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
2130	Okay, okay, your life sucks, but I still have a dinner date.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2131	This is a guideline,not a rule.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2132	…and I’m hallucinating big time.	1.2100	0.05559	100	86	7	7
2133	And how do you feel about that?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2134	The problem is my wife keeps insisting that I have ADD. How much time do we have left?	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2135	Does that say 1 O'clock? I can't see without my glasses.	1.2100	0.04984	100	83	13	4
2136	Clarity arrives at 6:00.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2137	I know you’re here for a gambling addiction, but I’ll bet you’ve never seen a clock that big.	1.2100	0.05374	100	85	9	6
2138	It keeps getting larger every time you lie to your therapist	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2139	Any particular reason you feel like life is passing you by?	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2140	Our life would be easier if they eliminated daylight savings time.	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2141	Isn't a Doomsday Clock a little on the nose?	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2142	I just think it would have looked better on the outside of the building.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
2143	Just try to think of it as a wall decoration	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2144	Time is really on your side.	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
2145	A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2146	You seem to be obsessed with the time. Can you say more about that?	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
2147	It’s not passive or aggressive—it’s just a really big clock that says time’s UP!	1.2099	0.04880	81	65	15	1
2148	Well Mr Giuliani , it looks like your time is almost up	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2149	Oh,my next patient is Harold Lloyd	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2150	You have 5 minutes left to talk about your mother.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2151	I’ll give you extra time. You’re less depressing than the 6 o’clock news.	1.2095	0.05188	105	89	10	6
2152	You wait until the last 7 minutes and 53 seconds to bring up your marital problems?	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2153	Time and tide wait for no shrink.	1.2093	0.05758	86	73	8	5
2154	I knew you were ready for the big time.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
2155	If you were a clock, which hand would you most identify with? The big hand? The little one? Both?	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
2156	I’m sorry but I just can’t find a pair of glasses that suit me.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
2157	Time is money: that clock cost a bundle.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2158	We‘ve almost reached the end of today‘s lucid-dreaming session. You only had one nightmare when I mentioned my charge…	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2159	It’s like truth in advertising, the clock represents my hourly rate.	1.2088	0.04560	91	73	17	1
2160	The up arrow charts your payments. The down arrow is your progress.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2161	And why do you feel as though our time is up today?	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2162	The drooping, Salvador Dali one was a bit much.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2163	Yup, time is important to both of us. Yours is about discussing your problems and mine is about making money off of your problems.	1.2088	0.05954	91	79	5	7
2164	It’s a subliminal way to let you know about my new hourly fee structure.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2165	And why exactly do you feel like time is flying by?	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
2166	Twelve is the witching hour; six is the bitching hour.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2167	Are we done yet?	1.2088	0.05303	91	76	11	4
2168	It keeps me from checking my watch all the time.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2169	Just a subtle reminder that my life is also slipping away.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2170	That’s right. I do bill by the hour.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2171	Small problems, small clocks - Big problems, big clocks!	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2172	When your time is up, it plays 'My Melancholy Baby'"	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2173	When did this feeling of time running out start to afflict you?	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2174	We try to include the Doomsday Clock.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2175	We have seven minutes to sort out if the voices in your head are roommates or squatters.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2176	I borrowed it from the Atomic Scientists.	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2177	I’m afraid your incredible breakthrough will have to wait till next week…	1.2083	0.04718	120	101	13	6
2178	People used to seem skeptical whenever I said that our time was up.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2179	Now you’re seeing things from others’ perspective - there’s mine.	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
2180	I hope you don’t have a fear of a giant clock falling on you because I put that up myself.	1.2079	0.05324	101	86	9	6
2181	Peter, time is NOT the issue…	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2182	You’ve got seven minutes left to spill your guts.	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
2183	It's five fifty-three P.M. Do you know where your inner children are?	1.2078	0.06225	77	66	6	5
2184	Oh my. Looks like we are out of time. Let’s pick up next week where you are just about to jump off the Empire State Building	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
2185	I'm gaslighting you."	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2186	It's about time.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2187	It’s five fifty-three, there’s no one in the place, except you and me …	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
2188	I think we made a real breakthrough today. By the way is that acid kicking in yet?	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2189	Understood,Carl. But hands on your cock have nothing to do with the hands on the clock. Please put your pants on until next time.	1.2075	0.05143	106	90	10	6
2190	You needn't worry, Mr. VanBlinken. I'll let you know when our time is up.	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
2191	Why,yes. Harold Lloyd was my grandfather.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2192	I've made an accommodation for the anxiety you've expressed about the end of each session.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
2193	Tell me more about why you get the sense that time is controlling your life.	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2194	Well, I think we've just had a breakthrough - big time!	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2195	Please try to relax.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2196	Evade all you like but remember: the big clock never stops.	1.2069	0.04823	116	98	12	6
2197	No, I’m not looking at the clock. But if I was, how would that make you feel?	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2198	What makes you feel that time is running out?	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2199	The little hand is at your knee, so pause 'til next time and meantime let it be.	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2200	The old clock was worse... it kept saying Koo-koo!	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
2201	That's your interpretation... but sometimes a big clock is just a big clock.	1.2069	0.04664	87	70	16	1
2202	I have to rent a scaffold twice a year to change the time.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2203	We analysts call that the 50 minute shrink hour.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2204	You should see my wallet!	1.2069	0.05696	87	74	8	5
2205	Do I like being a psychotherapist? Yeah, big time.	1.2069	0.04823	116	98	12	6
2206	It reminds me that everything is relative.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2207	So you were telling me about your fear of large hands	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
2208	I have a very big time problem	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2209	I’m aware of the time, and we have to end now	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
2210	Since this is your first time here, let me point out that when you're in my recliner chair, things appear to be larger than they actually are.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2211	Seven minutes to a margarita.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2212	The clock tells me that you owe me another $300"	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2213	My problems always feel smaller after we talk them through.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2214	Now there can be no mistaking when this session is over.	1.2065	0.05250	92	77	11	4
2215	I give up—5:47?	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
2216	Goodness, I was so unaware of what time it was! Session’s up.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2217	The pressure you're feeling is from your inner child.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2218	It's there to remind us of three things: we all die, our issues are ultimately such small things, and, finally, that we have seven minutes left in our session.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2219	Some of my patients were uncomfortable with what a small amount of time they had for each session. I hope that this change will put them more at ease.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2220	Just to remind you that if you don't overshare I won't overcharge	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2221	I have never seen a case of analog dysphoria as severe as yours.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2222	Your clock is lovely. But how would you feel about not counting each minute out loud?	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2223	For the next two minutes block out all outside distractions and focus on your breath.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
2224	I want you to elaborate on your obsession with time, but seeing as our hour is almost up, let’s talk about it at your next appointment.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2225	It was supposed to be digital	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
2226	I don’t want to say that we’re on a time clock but….	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2227	You can regift it.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2228	You're getting better...stopped at only 2 1/2 minutes overtime.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
2229	No, you're fine; Kong's watch runs a little fast.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2230	I say we try to focus on the moment.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2231	So, you feel like a ticking time bomb?	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2232	Time doesn’t repeat itself, but it often has egomaniacal tendencies and extreme self important images.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2233	It doesn't look so much like a reminder of my impending and unavoidable doom at this size. It looks more like 5:53.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2234	We prefer to use free associations in our sessions.	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
2235	The end looms near..	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2236	Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2237	Patients claimed I stared at the clock. Now everyone stares.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2238	Tempus? Fugit!	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2239	I hope that’s not too distracting for you.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2240	Waiting for Godot	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2241	Do you remember when these feelings of dread about each passing second first started?	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2242	Looks like our time is about up.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2243	On the bright side, I feel like time is on my side.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2244	We like to think of ourselves as the thinking man's Tick Talk	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2245	Doc , You've got too much time on your hands !	1.2056	0.05268	107	92	8	7
2246	It's a takeoff on the doomsday clock only it's your remaining life."	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2247	This clock goes backwards in time. How does that make you feel?	1.2056	0.04922	107	90	12	5
2248	It's a Rorshclock test.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2249	I find it speeds up my client's trust in me big time.	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
2250	When your office is behind the dial in a clock tower, you have to learn to read the face backward. Don’t worry - you still got about forty three minutes.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
2251	Time is on your side this week, but don’t start feeling smug. I’m redecorating tomorrow.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2252	When did you start to resent working overtime?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2253	When the clock strikes 6, you'll become a fully functioning person.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
2254	You better talk fast. Happy Hour is almost over.	1.2051	0.05873	78	66	8	4
2255	This is what I meant by clear boundaries.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2256	That’s messed up, Mr. Hanson. Let’s just watch the clock until your appointment is over.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
2257	It grows a millimeter each time a patient passes gas in that couch.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
2258	You do know what they say about ‘Docs With Big Clocks’ don’t you?	1.2048	0.05878	83	71	7	5
2259	I always say to my patients only time will tell. And this clock is telling you our session is up for today.	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
2260	And how does it remind you of your mother?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2261	See what time is doing to you?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2262	Just concentrate on the big hand until it reaches $200 o'clock.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2263	Well we do find that it's helpful to leave at least five minutes to talk about your mother.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2264	Well, with the few minutes we have left, can you tell me why you’re obsessed with time?	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2265	No cookies and milk, and we continue with your childhood until the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2266	We have to move on Mr. Smith, there 8 minutes left on the meter.	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2267	Does time REALLY tell?	1.2045	0.05636	88	75	8	5
2268	Let’s try not to obsess about your mortality for the next six minutes and fifty-six seconds, shall we?	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2269	Actually it's three minutes slow. I'm afraid your time is up.	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
2270	It's normal-sized. I'm a shrink, remember?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2271	So sorry, I’ll have to charge you for the next half hour, I just totally lost track of the time	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
2272	As you can see, that’s our time for the day	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2273	No, not everything is phallic.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2274	We put it up there so you won't keep looking at your watch	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2275	Let's work with that, Mr. Hook; so you say tic-toc makes you feel anxious?	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2276	And now, your mother.	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2277	The hospital system that bought our facility has sort of a thing about appointments running over.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
2278	Well, I see our time is almost up.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2279	I went big so you'll go home.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2280	It was $10 more and I thought to myself -why not! My time with my Client's are important.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2281	Time is just an illusion	1.2043	0.05418	93	79	9	5
2282	To remind you to address your issues, big time.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2283	Youve got about eight minutes 'til beer-thirty. Make 'em count.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2284	I just don't think I'm ready for the big time.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2285	Yes, I am your friend but 50 minutes is all you get.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2286	It wouldn't feel so long if you brought more interesting topics to discuss.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2287	No worries - if you've got the money, I've got the time.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
2288	I had hopes for the extra two and a half minutes, but you're still just as wacko as ever.	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
2289	So you were telling me about your anxiety about time?	1.2041	0.04092	98	78	20	0
2290	I hate to wake him.	1.2041	0.05222	98	83	10	5
2291	Looks like even your time is pretentious.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2292	Take your time until it's up in like seven minutes.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2293	I got it from The Big Frickin' Clock Store.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2294	``Wake up! You've got eight minutes to say something interesting. Then I'm outta here.''	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2295	6 minutes, 56 seconds to your apocalypse. Thoughts?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2296	Our hours are almost up.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2297	You have 7 minutes to get to the sex stuff. Hurry up!	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2298	It’s your own personal doomsday clock.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2299	Yes. That’s our official clock.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2300	I think you meant to say, “I FEEL that it was an obnoxious purchase and complete waste of money.”	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2301	Well, I'll be darn. Our time is almost up.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2302	If time is so short,why does it take so long?	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2303	Well, it looks like we've got a couple of minutes to discuss your generational trauma	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
2304	Yes, you are right. There are 2700 seconds in each of our sessions.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2305	If you were the guy at the end of the auto commercials, that 7 minutes left would equate to 9,000 words. So get rolling!	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2306	I can’t seem to find a big enough battery for it.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2307	I don't know why I ordered the big size, I really should ask my therapist.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
2308	You are not my first patient to have an irrational fear of a clock falling on them.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2309	Wake up! That's PM, not AM.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2310	In about 7 minutes, you may want to hold on to something !	1.2022	0.05577	89	76	8	5
2311	And now let's talk about your time anxiety	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
2312	It's part of my new mental health efficiency program.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2313	Well, Mr. Brenner, in seven minutes how about a stream-of-consciousness exercise?	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2314	Hi. I'm Dr. Anna Logue. This clock reminds you when the session is over and to whom you make out the check.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2315	I find it helps stay on topic.	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2316	I’ve been thinking of adding a cash register chime for each tick of the second hand.	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
2317	You need to understand that in most relationships timing is everything.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
2318	All my HMO patients get secondhand therapy.	1.2021	0.05365	94	80	9	5
2319	I don't think this will help cure my addiction to Tik Tok.	1.2021	0.05775	94	82	5	7
2320	I don't know, my decorator did it.	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2321	You do realize you're billing me out at $5 per minute, right?	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2322	The ticking might be loud but when your time is up it's accurate.	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2323	As you can see, it’s nearly penis o’clock.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2324	We either face that or we face the music	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2325	I can't have a breakthrough now. We only have seven minutes.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2326	Please focus on me, and stop worrying about how much this is costing per hour.	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2327	There is no present like the time, and your time's nearly up.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2328	How do you feel about over-staying your session at the end of my difficult and challening day?	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2329	It is not up to me regardless of whether you ruin your life or not	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2330	Sadly, my clock runneth over, too.	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2331	Your troubles are almost over. We’re out of time! See?	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2332	In this case,time is on your side.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2333	I’ve been told I’m a big time psychologist	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
2334	That isn't for me. That is to help you how much time is left in your miserable existence.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2335	I'm trained to look at it as money.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
2336	I sense that my time is rapidly coming to a close, Dr Rorschach.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2337	You have just a few minutes left to figure out why time makes you so anxious.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2338	It's so important not to lose sight of our priorities.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
2339	It's as if I had a giant clock ticking over my head	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2340	Well, look at that our times up.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2341	No, it's not just for you.	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
2342	Tempus fugit, except for now.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2343	Your nap will be over in 7 minutes.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2344	Tic Toc!	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2345	It helps to prevent stories from going on longer than necessary.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2346	It seems that we only have seven more minutes to resolve all of your issues. Let's hurry.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2347	In another seven minutes, you’ll be cured…for six days.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2348	We have to resolve this issue in 7 minutes	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2349	No, sorry--discounts aren't available for solving your problems early.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2350	Time to wake up - our session is almost over.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2351	Just so you know, I really am a big time psychologist	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2352	Time and time again	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
2353	Wake up, dickhead!	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2354	You have 7 and 1/2 minutes left to convince me not to put you in the nut house.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2355	HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW ASSOCIATIONS CLOCK?	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2356	I wish we had more ti...	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2357	This clock is fast; I am sorry, we are running out of time and this session will end in 1 minute.	1.2000	0.05741	90	78	6	6
2358	My Freudian colleagues laughed when I asked for a big clock.	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
2359	It’s your time, yes, but as your therapist, I see dozing past your fifty-minute deadline as hostile.	1.2000	0.04969	110	94	10	6
2360	No pressure, but you're running out of time to fix your life.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2361	So you feel more of a connection with the second hand.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2362	You betcha I’m a big time shrink.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2363	Yes, it’s a big wall clock but still not as big as your ego.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2364	I got it from the “my hour can’t be up already” store.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2365	I know you said you're on the clock, but.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
2366	Well our time is almost up, and at 6 o’clock you’ll be on the big clock for billing purposes.”	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
2367	Big clock? Oh my, I guess you're right---I never noticed. Anyway, let's get back to your feelings of your observations not getting much attention.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2368	Well, that’s our time	1.2000	0.04650	75	60	15	0
2369	Our session is almost over. I suggest you slowly wake up before the alarm goes off.	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2370	we still keep running over.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
2371	Ordered it online. Who'd think it wouldn't be normal size?	1.2000	0.04525	90	73	16	1
2372	No pressure, but when the big hand touches the twelve, your 'time' is up	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2373	Let's pick up where we left off , with your inflated sense of time and your deflated libido.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2374	You finally hit the big time.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2375	Do you want to start, or should I?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2376	If this increases your anxiety, blame it on your cheap HMO.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
2377	It was specifically designed for big moments.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2378	As a step in our developing trust in our relationship, I can assure you we'll always give you the time of day.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2379	Tell me a little bit more about your father, er, clock.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2380	I do existential therapy.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2381	I think you're finally ready for the big time.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
2382	oh, it's the doomsday clock but we have 7 minutes	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
2383	Dr. I see you have alot of time on your hands! Do you have any time for me?	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2384	I notice you're focused on the time.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2385	At six sharp you'll have to share the couch with my next client.	1.2000	0.05519	95	82	7	6
2386	You are, somehow, getting very sleepy.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
2387	everything comes in its time	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2388	Your life is a mess, big time.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2389	We're in the process of replacing the numbers with dollar signs. Thoughts?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2390	If you fancy stretching out the session, try gazing mindfully at the minute hand...	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
2391	Guessing you want this to end as much as I do.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
2392	What makes you think your time is running out?	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2393	So, Mr. Jones, exactly when would you say that these symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder began to present themselves? … Oh, at about 5:50 PM, just before I laid down here and noticed how crooked your diplomas are on the wall.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2394	For your remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds, let’s discuss your anxiousness.	1.2000	0.05519	90	77	8	5
2395	Sorry, I think you were saying something about being ignored? Is that a feeling you've had since childhood or something more recent?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2396	You’re right. It’s 5:00 somewhere but not here.	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
2397	You can stop staring and start talking...you've missed Happy Hour.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
2398	As Chet delivered his election monologue in therapy, his psychiatrist mentally cast their vote for the session to end sooner rather than later.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2399	How about we quit early for a 7.5% discount?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2400	Have you heard a word I’ve said?	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
2401	Tell me more about this massive clock face you perceive on my wall. If it begins to melt, then what ails you is a case of acute surrealism.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
2402	Nap time over	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2403	These Rorschach’s are getting a little leading, don’t you think?	1.2000	0.05519	95	82	7	6
2404	Does this correlate to the doomsday clock or is it on its own time line?	1.2000	0.05741	90	78	6	6
2405	I still don’t understand why I don’t get the full hour	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2406	Our time is about up...."	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2407	You’re bringing me down big time!	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2408	It’s 5:52pm. How does that make you feel?	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2409	Hurry up. The game's about to start.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2410	My marketing team calls it 'my time is your time'. Oh, and we now bill you by the minute.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2411	Keep talking, I'm just checking how long until this is over.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2412	Trust me, it's the only way to cure you of Chronophobia.	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2413	Kinda makes you think about the Doomsday Calendar.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2414	I opted for a big clock, to be in sync with your therapy bill.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2415	My mother was also heavy handed	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2416	Live in the moment. Now this one. Now this next one.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2417	I'm a psychologist, yes, but with ADHD, of course I need a big clock.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2418	What Emoji best represents how you are feeling?	1.1979	0.05261	96	82	9	5
2419	So how long have you been feeling like you just don’t have enough time to get things done?	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2420	I put the big one up for my terminal patients.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2421	Really?! You see your mother? Tell me more…	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2422	To be fully transparent you should know we're approaching $300. And feel free to ask me any other questions.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2423	A little reminder that time is precious!	1.1979	0.04348	96	78	17	1
2424	yeah, the ticking will drive you crazy	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2425	Why do you think it's stuck on 6:53.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2426	By the end of our session, you will be fully erect.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2427	I just don't want you to go over this time.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2428	“Thought you wouldn’t mind if Big Ben chimed in at the top of the hour.”	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2429	I charge by the second now.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2430	No, I dont believe time is on my side!	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2431	I found it on TIK TOC.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2432	The clock is ticking, whether we choose to pay attention to it or not.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2433	We’re here to find out what makes you tick.	1.1978	0.05463	91	78	8	5
2434	I see all time's almost up.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2435	Well, Mr. Seidner, this session is over, but we'll continue working on your time anxiety again next week, in about 166 hours, 53 minutes.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2436	You have about three minutes left before my interest wanes.	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
2437	I don’t mean to sound apocalyptic, Mr. Sherman, but I’ve booked your mother at 6.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2438	I can see our time is up. Can you hold that thought until next week?	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2439	The big hand says that we’ll pick this up next session.	1.1978	0.04199	91	73	18	0
2440	Okay FINE let’s talk about the clock in the room, IM SORRY I mistook feet for inches, it was 5 in the morning I was VERY tired and it was non-returnable- but everyone makes mistakes and let’s not forget that’s why you’re here Jim.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2441	I know that in our consult you said time heals all wounds but for $400/hour I didn't think you'd be quite so literal about it.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2442	My clients seem to want more for their money...this is my solution!	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2443	Our session ends when the clock strikes you.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2444	I’m afraid we only have 7 minutes to wrap up a lifetime of unresolved issues.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2445	It’s six minutes later than the last time you asked me.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2446	It's supposed to distract you from watching me write notes about your behavior.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2447	Patients usually feel more at ease knowing I'm not just some small time therapist.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2448	It's come in very handy ever since I started charging by the second.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2449	Choose any happy place you like, so long as it comes with incessant, thunderous ticking.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2450	Do you have the time?	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2451	We have a tremendous amount of time, so let’s start with all your problems!	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
2452	So, are you saying I need to spring forward or fall back?	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2453	Time to tell me about your Mother.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2454	Time to wake up before you hear the hour chime...	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
2455	Your time is almost up. Any last words??	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2456	Flava Flav was a former client	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
2457	So why do YOU think you always feel so small?	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
2458	That was a very productive session. Are you feeling anxious at all as the time approaches? " -Um, no, why? "Because you're afraid of 6" -I said I'm afraid of 'sex'	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2459	My parents told me they used to use this thing to tell time.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
2460	Just try to be present	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
2461	It was a gift from my mother-in-law	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
2462	I find this is especially helpful for my longer-winded clients.	1.1963	0.05046	107	92	9	6
2463	This is a new version of the Rorschach inkblot test. What do you see when you look at the clock?	1.1961	0.03951	102	82	20	0
2464	It will help you process time!	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2465	Of course I wish we could keep talking. Why do you ask?	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2466	Nah...who's counting?	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2467	You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older...	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2468	Some say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but I think face is. Your face indicates to me that you're nearly out of time. I'm so sorry Bill.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2469	If you keep time in perspective, a few minutes can feel like a lifetime….	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2470	Hour is up.	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2471	You now have 7 minutes and 30 seconds left, now you have 7 minutes and 20 seconds left, you now have ...	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2472	Your time is almost up. Have you prepared a will?	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2473	Just a small reminder that I charge by the hour.	1.1959	0.05412	97	84	7	6
2474	Try to free yourself from the burden of time for the remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2475	Sometimes I just ask, “Y.”	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2476	I get it, its a 50 minute hour	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2477	I’m just not sure I’m ready for the big time.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2478	But where would that sense of inadequacy come from?	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2479	Its small arm indicates that your feet, rather than your head, are the problem.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2480	I told you I felt stuck in a moment; I didn’t expect you to show me exactly which one.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2481	I see our time is almost up. As do you.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2482	Holy shit, that's a big clock.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2483	Tell me more. I’ve got all the time in the world.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2484	Some people feel like they get more for their money this way.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2485	Oh, let's not focus on the time. Let's talk about your obsession with death.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2486	Oops, I am on overtime now.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2487	Well,I see from the clock on the wall	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2488	Your wife was in here last hour and said the clock read 4:53. What time do you think it is, Hal?	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2489	It's a big time for you.	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
2490	Your breakthrough will have to wait till our next session. More importantly, your car will be towed from our lot in 7 minutes.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2491	Well, that's all the time we'll ever have.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2492	Time is money. Want to make sure you are using yours wisely.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2493	I would suggest a wristwatch instead.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2494	We gotta wrap this up in 7 minutes before the bells go off"	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2495	He misunderstood when i said i like it big.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2496	Something about this room just makes me feel like I have more time	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2497	A few things a psychiatrist never lets you forget…	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2498	Doc thought the clock read 5:53, while Patient thought the clock read 5:54. The argument lasted forty-seven seconds and ended in murder.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
2499	Since Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, clocks have become fashionably larger.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2500	Confronting Horrorology head on…	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2501	Of course I wonder what time it is in Tokyo	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2502	This should help with your nervous tic.	1.1954	0.04276	87	70	17	0
2503	I know you're stressed about only having 6 minutes left but I can give you a prescription for that too.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2504	Let's see…Are you a 5:52 or an 8-to-6 type?	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2505	It makes the 50-minute sessions seem longer.	1.1954	0.04276	87	70	17	0
2506	Why do you always feel rushed?	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
2507	I dunno Dr Miller, it’s like time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking…into the future.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2508	It’s an egghead timer”	1.1951	0.05607	82	70	8	4
2509	As you can see, I'M the one with issues. We discussed that and the discount that comes with it.	1.1951	0.04403	82	66	16	0
2510	It's time to seek professional help	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2511	It can’t be that common, even the clock can get it up	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2512	Look at time. In less than ten minutes we will be using the new fee schedule. Lucky me.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2513	In our session last week you lamented that it triggers you when I look at my watch. Oh, looks like our time is up.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2514	I just don’t understand this TikTok thing	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2515	The clock says it's time to get your Crocs off my couch.	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
2516	So...what does it do?	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
2517	My patients who know how to read it can't do so when it's any smaller.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
2518	Oh, I'm sorry...I was so focused on your problems I barely noticed the time. And...it's up!	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2519	Clock ? What clock ? Tell me more.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2520	Sometimes a massive clock is just a massive clock.”	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
2521	When did time management first become overwhelming to you?	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2522	I thought it might be neat to have a giant clock.	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
2523	I feel like I can hear my life tick tocking away	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
2524	Girth notwithstanding love, I’d say time is on my side.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
2525	Patient: It’s right there! The clock is right there! Therapist: No, I don’t see it.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
2526	Forty-eight... forty-nine... FIFTY!	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
2527	When the big penis is on the 12,…	1.1944	0.05467	72	60	10	2
2528	It used to be a cuckoo clock!	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2529	Oh, that. My office choices were either this old clock tower or a closet.	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2530	You know, frequent glancing at the clock is a classic sign of resistance.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2531	As you can see, we're almost out of time and we still haven't talked about your relationship with your mother.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2532	Contrary to what you see, I don't think time is on your side.	1.1939	0.05161	98	84	9	5
2533	You know what they say about therapists with big clocks...	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2534	Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. I think you might have a fear of time.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2535	Call me old-fashioned, but I find analog clocks more relaxing.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2536	Tick tock can become addictive and in some cases, hypnotic.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2537	The big hour glass broke and smothered a client with sand. This is more subtle, don’t you think?	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2538	Since you won’t relax, let’s try holding your breath for as long as possible.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2539	We are not going past 6pm today, Robert! I paid a lot for that new clock, Robert! Robert? This is not funny, Robert. Wake UP Robert!	1.1935	0.05353	93	80	8	5
2540	Your hour's over... that'll be $300	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2541	It’s for my more myopic patients.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2542	Relax, you are getting charged per hour, not per second. We will have another session to treat your anxiety...	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2543	Really, no rush.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2544	I found this to be much more effective than saying “ Our time is just about up”	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2545	Oh don't mind that, that's just my doomsday clock	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2546	Actually many of my patients have a feeling of impending doom.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2547	I got this clock second hand.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2548	I didn't like it at first, but it grows on you.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2549	You can go ahead and add ‘fear of clocks’ to the list.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2550	I feel like it’s not on my side.	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
2551	In case you hadn't noticed, our time is almost up.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2552	I'm diagnosing you with Thanatophobia, and ironically, your time has run out.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2553	It helps put my bill in perspective.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2554	And you're sure meeting in this clock tower will help my fear of heights?" "Yes, big time.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2555	And that’s when she realized it was time to retire.	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
2556	Did you hear "sex" or "six?"	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2557	Does such a big clock give you feelings of inadequacy?	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2558	OK. I guess I'm like the hour hand. Getting shorter, moving slowly and no one's got my number.	1.1928	0.05803	83	72	6	5
2559	If only all my patients had narcolepsie…	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
2560	mere minutes to go before our hard stop and the end of your expensive nap.	1.1928	0.05272	83	70	10	3
2561	Correct. It is indeed for my own boundary issues.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2562	Seems we've gone over. I'm going to forget everything you said for the last 2-1/2 minutes.	1.1928	0.05544	83	71	8	4
2563	I’m still trying to figure out this rorschach test	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
2564	You got seven minutes to produce the last three personalities.............!	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2565	So neither of us forget that talk is not cheap!	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2566	This helps me pick up the kids on time.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2567	You’ve got big time issues.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
2568	For some reason I just can’t stop feeling like time is just passing me by	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
2569	You know, clients hardly ever ask why it’s there	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2570	Believe me, you will know when your time is up.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2571	What do you think has motivated this new interest in Tik Tok?	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2572	Well it looks like we have to stop. Your insurance only covers 52 minute and 4 second appointments.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2573	Yes we have hit the hour. It just runs slow.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2574	Let's talk about your willingness to ignore the obvious.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
2575	Because they’re not making any more of it.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
2576	Let me remind you, Ted, of our previous discussions about not bringing up anything important this late in the hour. Unlike your ex-wife I will not fall for your manipulative hostage taking.	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
2577	Hold that thought.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2578	It's to remind patients of the inexorable march of time into the kingdom of death. So, would you like a tea or something?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2579	No, keep going. You have another 52 seconds!	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2580	No, it is not 25 seconds fast.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2581	Too much?	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2582	You're right. Thank God your time is almost up. That sucker is loud.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2583	Every minute in therapy is important, you know	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2584	It's not your penial dysmorphia. It's just a big clock.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2585	Will your marriage survive? Only time will tell.	1.1915	0.05300	94	81	8	5
2586	You have seven minutes to get off that couch. Then I call security. Mr. Musk? MISTER MUSK!	1.1913	0.04604	115	98	12	5
2587	No chance of us going over your allotted time!	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2588	I just feel like nobody values time with me	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2589	Well frankly, most of my male patients do see it that way.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2590	Where do you see yourself in five hours?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2591	Any gripping insight now gets you into bonus time.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2592	What part of "we need to stop now" don't you understand?	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2593	And how do you feel about the time running out?	1.1910	0.04190	89	72	17	0
2594	Do you feel like the big hand or the small hand?	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
2595	One aspect of the therapeutic contract is particularly important	1.1910	0.05507	89	77	7	5
2596	Congratulations! You have made some big time progress here.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
2597	And how long have clocks made you nervous?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2598	It was just a tiny Apple Watch when I first planted it.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2599	But Ronald, in your current position, you can't turn back the hands of time.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2600	Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2601	So, you see a clock? That is some powerful OCD.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2602	Yes, on this big clock your session is an extra 2 minutes and 3 seconds!	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2603	That's just there so you know when to get to the point.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
2604	If you squint really hard, it's not so menacing.	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2605	Try being less square.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2606	I think this is more awkward than just telling me times up...	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2607	So, it looks like we're coming to the end of our time, any last wishes?	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2608	It avoids the akward moment of saying "your time ia up".	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
2609	Time is relative, and I know how much you hate your relatives.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
2610	I'm amazed how many of my clients have time anxiety."	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2611	Next week, we'll work on not being intimidated by deadlines.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2612	Tell me about your unhappy childhood until the clock strikes six.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
2613	Take comfort in the fact that we all feel the pressures of time looming over us.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2614	I'd hate to be a buzz-beater, but the clock is winding down.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2615	Well, have we determined who is making dinner tonight?	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
2616	$300/hour? So I spent $250 just on introductions?	1.1900	0.05260	100	87	7	6
2617	No, I don’t mean for you to feel rushed. You have a full seven minutes more.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2618	So, the psilocybin is making you envision a gigantic clock? Interesting	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2619	Sorry, but we’ve over run by 7 minutes. They fitted my new window clock the wrong way round.	1.1900	0.05064	100	86	9	5
2620	Your 7 minutes in heaven start now.	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
2621	That's the Freudian minute hand	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2622	You’re big time depressed.”	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2623	No, when I say “remember the time,” I’m asking about your childhood.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2624	Well, actually, I didn't ask for a giant 'clock', but I probably shouldn't tell you what I really said	1.1899	0.05719	79	68	7	4
2625	It reflects my hourly rate better	1.1899	0.04441	79	64	15	0
2626	I have a feeling your hourly rate is going to be huge	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
2627	Actually the seconds are the scariest	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
2628	TimeOnYourHandsTherapy.com just sort of came to me.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
2629	Your time management problem is not going to get smaller.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2630	You know, when I' m with boring people like you, that clock just seems to stop."	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2631	Yeah, that clock was a gift from the psychiatric association. Its size makes me a little crazy.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2632	This isn't what I meant by "face time".	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2633	Cuckoo,Cuckoo,Cuckoo	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
2634	Why do you think you're fixated on getting older?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2635	I'll give you the quick version: He kills his father and has sex with his mother.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
2636	Why, yes. Now that you mention it your hour is almost up.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
2637	Yes, the clock is larger. But not the amount of time we have.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2638	Try summarizing your Mommy issues.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2639	Ah so that’s what you meant when you said you were a Big Time therapist	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2640	Michael, you seem to be fixated on the slow, inexorable march of time leading to the inevitable heat death of the universe. Why do you think that is?	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2641	Patients complained that the cuckoo clock was too invasive."	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2642	Try not to focus so much on your mortality.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2643	To test ones sanity Dr. Harmon asks a patient to tell the time. If the patient looks at the clock and starts telling it their problems, she knows she has a lot of work to do.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2644	But doctor, I'm not ready to face the hand I've been dealt.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2645	Now I get how big the whole Tik Tok thing has gotten!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
2646	Maybe you're just not ready for the big time.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2647	Yes. 7 minutes to cocktails...	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
2648	Don’t worry about the time . . . that’s my job!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2649	May I get a reset on the clock please?	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2650	Let’s go back to your earliest memory of feeling that sense of time pressure.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2651	It's to remind you how valuable my time is.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2652	Well, I see that everyone's time is just about up.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2653	DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. IT STOPPED WORKING YESTERDAY.	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
2654	We'll just have to pick up on your deepest fears next week	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2655	Therapist: “You are getting very slee-… wait - you’re already asleep!?”	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
2656	Don’t mind the clock. That’s just to remind me when our session is up. -	1.1889	0.05450	90	78	7	5
2657	It’s because I’m a big time therapist.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2658	Oh darn, look at that—our time is up.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2659	I charge by the second.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2660	Just to be clear, its $5 per minute.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2661	Relax. Don't think about my hourly rate.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
2662	Let's explore the age old question of why you want to throw the clock out the window.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2663	Is Flavor Flav in the room with us right now?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2664	It’s the only real tool we psychotherapists have to prevent us from going stark raving mad ourselves; and, your time is up for today.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
2665	It's a small world after all.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2666	My time is valuable.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2667	The American Psychological Association frowns on cuckoo clocks.	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2668	Now, imagine what it would be like if YOU had three hands.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2669	Of course I'm listening to you, why would you say I'm just watching the clock?	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2670	It was a gift from the medical insurance industry.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2671	What time is it honey?	1.1882	0.05422	85	73	8	4
2672	Yeah, the Prime Minister had to start renting out the inside due to inflation.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2673	Tell me how you feel about the inexorable march of time.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2674	Oh that. I'm paranoid about time.	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2675	I just feel like I’m running out of time Doc” “Yes, but you didn’t need to bring it in	1.1882	0.04878	85	71	12	2
2676	No, it's not a clock. It's a measure of how quickly my bank account is growing. Thank you for your participation!	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
2677	Cain,we finished five minutes ago,can you hold on to that thought about murdering your brother til next week?	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2678	It’s almost time we stop. You’ve only a few more minutes to learn helplessness.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2679	Remember to live in the moment, Henry. Times up!	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2680	The hour-hand reminds you of your issue?	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2681	At 6 AM you have to put on your pants.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2682	I need to change the battery.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
2683	Nap time is included in your fee.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2684	[No caption needed!]	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2685	You better wrap it up. We're on time and a half now.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
2686	I've got problems doc...big time!	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2687	It’s true, it keeps on ticking, but you’re the first one who’s actually licked it.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
2688	No, it just falls on you when you're done.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2689	It’s actually a tiny clock. You’re just a really boring patient.	1.1875	0.05925	80	70	5	5
2690	Your insurer sent it as a reminder.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
2691	It's meant to provoke guilt.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2692	The Hands were designed by Salvador Dali.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
2693	TikTok TickTock Boom	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2694	We do seem to get more done now...	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2695	It helps to drive home the point that my fees by the hour have been subjected to inflation too.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2696	I got sick of people asking how much time is left.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9

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