Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Ticking? Actually I find your breathing more annoying. |
1.7480 |
0.05824 |
250 |
145 |
23 |
82 |
1 |
Oh my, I just noticed the time. |
1.7032 |
0.01745 |
1944 |
949 |
623 |
372 |
2 |
I think you’re making things out to be bigger than they are. |
1.6669 |
0.01766 |
1807 |
910 |
589 |
308 |
3 |
My patients used to complain that I kept looking at my watch. |
1.6634 |
0.01738 |
1836 |
922 |
610 |
304 |
4 |
Jerry, is the big clock in the room with us now? |
1.6549 |
0.01919 |
1695 |
922 |
436 |
337 |
5 |
Well, well, well, would you look at the time. |
1.6445 |
0.02201 |
1145 |
593 |
366 |
186 |
6 |
I must warn you, it’s an alarm clock. |
1.6443 |
0.01760 |
1881 |
1001 |
548 |
332 |
7 |
I considered a cuckoo clock, but that might seem insensitive. |
1.6397 |
0.01714 |
2018 |
1092 |
561 |
365 |
8 |
In the time remaining, I want you to think about the time remaining. |
1.6293 |
0.01699 |
1988 |
1075 |
575 |
338 |
9 |
Yes, I bill by the minute. Why do you ask? |
1.6185 |
0.01751 |
1793 |
965 |
547 |
281 |
10 |
Just to be clear: are you having ‘hallucinations, big time’, or ‘big time hallucinations’” |
1.6142 |
0.01934 |
1498 |
820 |
436 |
242 |
11 |
And when did you start feeling inadequate about the size of your clock? |
1.6124 |
0.02299 |
1130 |
641 |
286 |
203 |
12 |
Used to have a cuckoo clock, but patients got offended. |
1.6065 |
0.01789 |
1855 |
1059 |
467 |
329 |
13 |
So I misheard you, and your problem isn't having a small clock? |
1.5988 |
0.01843 |
1797 |
1053 |
412 |
332 |
14 |
Not sure why you're fixated on its size, maybe that's something we should explore? |
1.5959 |
0.01958 |
1351 |
733 |
431 |
187 |
15 |
So, I hear you saying you feel that you're constantly pressed for time. Where do you think that feeling comes from? |
1.5922 |
0.01752 |
1670 |
907 |
537 |
226 |
16 |
I guess I really should get glasses. |
1.5887 |
0.01880 |
1877 |
1167 |
315 |
395 |
17 |
It’s not the size of the clock that matters, Peter. |
1.5865 |
0.02076 |
1260 |
710 |
361 |
189 |
18 |
Now, I don't want you to feel rushed, ... |
1.5851 |
0.01694 |
1769 |
968 |
567 |
234 |
19 |
Costco. |
1.5847 |
0.02026 |
1411 |
823 |
351 |
237 |
20 |
We felt it was best to replace the cuckoo clock. |
1.5815 |
0.01816 |
1694 |
976 |
451 |
267 |
21 |
Ignore the clock. |
1.5793 |
0.01904 |
1519 |
872 |
414 |
233 |
22 |
What do you want to say with your last 21 dollars? |
1.5776 |
0.02639 |
793 |
457 |
214 |
122 |
23 |
It doesn't work. Time heals nothing, Dan. |
1.5748 |
0.01876 |
1524 |
870 |
432 |
222 |
24 |
The Freudians say, "Sometimes a clock is just a clock." |
1.5707 |
0.01856 |
1428 |
789 |
463 |
176 |
25 |
Not to worry. It’s only fallen once. |
1.5687 |
0.01925 |
1382 |
780 |
418 |
184 |
26 |
I found that this helped my patients to not look down at their phones so often. |
1.5681 |
0.01967 |
1343 |
764 |
395 |
184 |
27 |
It is to remind us that time is fleeting, and, for me, that it is billable. |
1.5628 |
0.02293 |
963 |
546 |
292 |
125 |
28 |
Just try to relax. |
1.5613 |
0.02015 |
1215 |
683 |
382 |
150 |
29 |
I'm playing pickleball at 6:15. |
1.5609 |
0.02305 |
1239 |
799 |
185 |
255 |
30 |
I find it's easier than saying, "Our time is up." |
1.5586 |
0.02029 |
1194 |
673 |
375 |
146 |
31 |
I mean, does anybody really know what time it is? |
1.5583 |
0.02077 |
1184 |
679 |
349 |
156 |
32 |
Glancing at my watch gave some clients anxiety, so I’m trying this. |
1.5575 |
0.02048 |
1182 |
670 |
365 |
147 |
33 |
I used to have a little cuckoo clock, but some clients took offense. |
1.5573 |
0.02184 |
1177 |
706 |
286 |
185 |
34 |
I got it when I started charging by the minute. |
1.5569 |
0.02136 |
1151 |
670 |
321 |
160 |
35 |
You and the clock have my undivided attention. |
1.5552 |
0.02312 |
951 |
547 |
280 |
124 |
36 |
Is the looming deadline in the room with us right now?” |
1.5500 |
0.02469 |
1060 |
688 |
161 |
211 |
37 |
I'm a big time therapist. |
1.5497 |
0.02235 |
1057 |
624 |
285 |
148 |
38 |
You seem to be having trouble just being in the present. |
1.5489 |
0.02200 |
1033 |
596 |
307 |
130 |
39 |
I can help you, big time. |
1.5470 |
0.02265 |
1022 |
604 |
277 |
141 |
40 |
I thought a Cuckoo Clock would be inappropriate |
1.5457 |
0.02445 |
962 |
594 |
211 |
157 |
41 |
Things often seem bigger than they actually are. |
1.5431 |
0.02279 |
963 |
561 |
281 |
121 |
42 |
Don't worry about the time. |
1.5428 |
0.02423 |
888 |
527 |
240 |
121 |
43 |
It seemed like a good idea until I had to replace the battery. |
1.5397 |
0.02390 |
932 |
561 |
239 |
132 |
44 |
Let's focus on the time you have left. |
1.5375 |
0.02314 |
906 |
526 |
273 |
107 |
45 |
And what makes you feel I am more concerned our session does not go over? |
1.5368 |
0.02318 |
896 |
519 |
273 |
104 |
46 |
In all my years, you're the first person to comment on it. |
1.5356 |
0.02404 |
885 |
527 |
242 |
116 |
47 |
It was a gift from my six o'clock client. |
1.5350 |
0.02501 |
886 |
547 |
204 |
135 |
48 |
It's a gift from a watchmaker after I helped him get over his delusions of grandeur. |
1.5345 |
0.02521 |
870 |
537 |
201 |
132 |
49 |
In your intake forms, you said you were looking for a big time therapist. |
1.5341 |
0.02445 |
850 |
506 |
234 |
110 |
50 |
I have a dinner reservation at 6. On the count of 10 you will awaken refreshed and write me a check. |
1.5332 |
0.02432 |
859 |
512 |
236 |
111 |
51 |
Well, sometimes a clock is just a clock. |
1.5320 |
0.02436 |
844 |
501 |
237 |
106 |
52 |
So, to summarize, the big hand is your father, the little hand is you, and the second hand is your life going in meaningless circles. |
1.5287 |
0.02599 |
785 |
480 |
195 |
110 |
53 |
Take all the time you need as long as you are done in the next seven minutes. |
1.5283 |
0.02479 |
814 |
486 |
226 |
102 |
54 |
With your remaining seven minutes talk to me about your mother”. |
1.5276 |
0.02529 |
798 |
481 |
213 |
104 |
55 |
Oh. Wow!
I just noticed the time!! |
1.5268 |
0.02576 |
784 |
477 |
201 |
106 |
56 |
No, it's not a metaphor, actually. |
1.5245 |
0.02463 |
774 |
453 |
236 |
85 |
57 |
Last week you said checking my watch was distracting, so I’m not sure what you want from me here. |
1.5240 |
0.02491 |
771 |
455 |
228 |
88 |
58 |
Well technically you’re under the clock not on it. |
1.5220 |
0.02476 |
751 |
438 |
234 |
79 |
59 |
I've expanded my hours. |
1.5182 |
0.02640 |
716 |
434 |
193 |
89 |
60 |
I'm told it makes my prices seem smaller. |
1.5181 |
0.02482 |
718 |
415 |
234 |
69 |
61 |
It's actually later than you think |
1.5175 |
0.02603 |
713 |
427 |
203 |
83 |
62 |
We have seven minutes left. We can use this time for you to nap or we can continue talking about how tired you are. |
1.5170 |
0.02651 |
704 |
426 |
192 |
86 |
63 |
Clients were complaining that I was looking at my watch too much. |
1.5152 |
0.02577 |
691 |
407 |
212 |
72 |
64 |
I just felt it was distracting when I would look at my watch. |
1.5152 |
0.02657 |
691 |
417 |
192 |
82 |
65 |
Let me assure you that I am a big time therapist. |
1.5132 |
0.02635 |
682 |
408 |
198 |
76 |
66 |
I got tired of trying to look at my watch discreetly. |
1.5125 |
0.02588 |
681 |
402 |
209 |
70 |
67 |
I don't know. What time do you think it is? |
1.5114 |
0.02768 |
657 |
404 |
170 |
83 |
68 |
We really maximized the time today. |
1.5086 |
0.03061 |
643 |
429 |
101 |
113 |
69 |
I see our time is almost up, so I suppose I should get to the nub of this session. Trevor, grow the fuck up. |
1.5085 |
0.02901 |
647 |
413 |
139 |
95 |
70 |
Just focus on the now. |
1.5075 |
0.02768 |
601 |
359 |
179 |
63 |
71 |
We've still got two minutes. Tell me about all of the successes in your life. |
1.5072 |
0.02908 |
623 |
393 |
144 |
86 |
72 |
Yes, our time is up. Next session, we will discuss why you are not wearing pants. |
1.5063 |
0.02988 |
632 |
411 |
122 |
99 |
73 |
And why do you think you have trouble staying in the moment? |
1.5049 |
0.02767 |
616 |
373 |
175 |
68 |
74 |
What time do you feel it is? |
1.5048 |
0.02826 |
626 |
388 |
160 |
78 |
75 |
I'm sorry. I thought you said you always wanted a huge "clock." |
1.5041 |
0.02974 |
617 |
397 |
129 |
91 |
76 |
It's simultaneously a reminder of your fleeting mortality and my growing wealth. |
1.5033 |
0.02965 |
600 |
381 |
136 |
83 |
77 |
Yes, Harry, time is an illusion. Try not to make a big deal out of it. |
1.5017 |
0.02798 |
580 |
348 |
173 |
59 |
78 |
Well, to me it' doesn't say that there are only 7 minutes left - it says that 53 minutes are over! |
1.5008 |
0.02745 |
605 |
364 |
179 |
62 |
79 |
I found that glancing at my watch was distracting to my patients |
1.5000 |
0.03090 |
554 |
354 |
123 |
77 |
80 |
No hurry, why? |
1.4983 |
0.02725 |
576 |
340 |
185 |
51 |
81 |
Try not to think so much about the time. |
1.4983 |
0.02918 |
576 |
358 |
149 |
69 |
82 |
I’m here for you! Oh. I see we’re almost out of time. |
1.4983 |
0.02894 |
574 |
354 |
154 |
66 |
83 |
Let's circle back to your your fixation with time. |
1.4973 |
0.02795 |
559 |
333 |
174 |
52 |
84 |
So tell me why you feel your time is limited? |
1.4972 |
0.02870 |
545 |
328 |
163 |
54 |
85 |
Don’t worry about it. It’s my biological clock. |
1.4945 |
0.03020 |
542 |
340 |
136 |
66 |
86 |
Actually, I bill by the second, not the hour. |
1.4930 |
0.02959 |
568 |
358 |
140 |
70 |
87 |
I find it helps my clients get to the point. |
1.4917 |
0.02830 |
543 |
326 |
167 |
50 |
88 |
It was a gift from your insurance carrier. |
1.4917 |
0.03127 |
543 |
352 |
115 |
76 |
89 |
After we're done talking about your mother, maybe you can help me change the battery on this thing. |
1.4907 |
0.02968 |
538 |
334 |
144 |
60 |
90 |
You said, "It's nearly sex.". Tell me more. |
1.4906 |
0.03074 |
532 |
338 |
127 |
67 |
91 |
Oh, look at the time. |
1.4901 |
0.02964 |
553 |
347 |
141 |
65 |
92 |
You say you can't find the time, but perhaps you're looking in the wrong place. |
1.4896 |
0.03025 |
527 |
330 |
136 |
61 |
93 |
Take your time-I charge by the second. |
1.4886 |
0.02949 |
528 |
325 |
148 |
55 |
94 |
Some patients objected to the cuckoo clock |
1.4885 |
0.03202 |
524 |
343 |
106 |
75 |
95 |
I used to have a cuckoo clock there, but it offended some of my patients. |
1.4885 |
0.03059 |
522 |
329 |
131 |
62 |
96 |
I see. In our remaining 2 minutes and 56 seconds, let's wrap up the root causes of your despair. |
1.4885 |
0.02982 |
520 |
321 |
144 |
55 |
97 |
It helps me stay in the moment. |
1.4863 |
0.02886 |
512 |
308 |
159 |
45 |
98 |
Just ignore that… |
1.4850 |
0.03077 |
501 |
314 |
131 |
56 |
99 |
I find that my younger patients don't know what the hell it is. |
1.4841 |
0.03251 |
504 |
331 |
102 |
71 |
100 |
We have roughly 7 minutes left. Tell me about your mother. |
1.4841 |
0.03174 |
502 |
323 |
115 |
64 |
101 |
It’s from my mother, to remind me of my ticking biological clock. |
1.4841 |
0.03199 |
502 |
325 |
111 |
66 |
102 |
You might want to leave before the alarm goes off. |
1.4820 |
0.03133 |
500 |
319 |
121 |
60 |
103 |
I suppose it could convey the relentless march of time toward death, Mr. Peterson; but to me it's a refreshing reminder that time is money. |
1.4816 |
0.03216 |
488 |
315 |
111 |
62 |
104 |
Yes, of course I'm totally listening....for another 6 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.4810 |
0.03211 |
447 |
279 |
121 |
47 |
105 |
It's called a clock. My older patients find comfort in it for some reason. |
1.4802 |
0.02973 |
481 |
292 |
147 |
42 |
106 |
It keeps people from looking at their phones. |
1.4775 |
0.03169 |
467 |
295 |
121 |
51 |
107 |
Well, look at the time. |
1.4774 |
0.03293 |
465 |
302 |
104 |
59 |
108 |
I find it encourages people to get to the damn point. |
1.4774 |
0.03251 |
465 |
299 |
110 |
56 |
109 |
No, it's not a working clock. I had it set that way to remind us all that our time is almost up. Now, what were you saying about your anxiety? |
1.4748 |
0.03234 |
457 |
292 |
113 |
52 |
110 |
Therapy is a two-way street. I respect my patients crippling emotional problems,and they respect my need to make it to happy hour. |
1.4739 |
0.03204 |
460 |
293 |
116 |
51 |
111 |
I think of the second hand as a dollar sign. |
1.4737 |
0.03269 |
456 |
294 |
108 |
54 |
112 |
I need to warn you, It’s an alarm clock too. |
1.4737 |
0.03194 |
456 |
289 |
118 |
49 |
113 |
Any other fascinating issues you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds? |
1.4735 |
0.03153 |
452 |
283 |
124 |
45 |
114 |
Did you ever consider that the third hand is called the second hand? |
1.4731 |
0.03471 |
446 |
299 |
83 |
64 |
115 |
So your father never had time for you? This seems like a good place to stop for the day |
1.4731 |
0.03152 |
446 |
278 |
125 |
43 |
116 |
This has been a big hour for you. |
1.4727 |
0.03095 |
476 |
300 |
127 |
49 |
117 |
It is from Texas. |
1.4717 |
0.03289 |
441 |
283 |
108 |
50 |
118 |
At first I thought it was overkill too, but you'd be amazed how much faster folks get to the point. |
1.4703 |
0.03337 |
438 |
284 |
102 |
52 |
119 |
Makes the fifty-minute hour seem longer and more reasonable |
1.4691 |
0.03131 |
437 |
271 |
127 |
39 |
120 |
My younger clients think it's abstract art. |
1.4684 |
0.03302 |
427 |
273 |
108 |
46 |
121 |
My college-aged clients don't know what it is |
1.4670 |
0.03499 |
424 |
283 |
84 |
57 |
122 |
Let’s talk about your OCD for the next six minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.4668 |
0.03447 |
422 |
278 |
91 |
53 |
123 |
We’ve found that charging by the second yields better results. |
1.4638 |
0.03428 |
414 |
271 |
94 |
49 |
124 |
We thought that digital would be too distracting. |
1.4634 |
0.03239 |
410 |
257 |
116 |
37 |
125 |
I think you misheard me Doctor - I didn't want a bigger CLOCK. |
1.4613 |
0.03672 |
388 |
262 |
73 |
53 |
126 |
5 more minutes till you can start to tell me something really important so I can cut you off dramatically and carelessly. |
1.4612 |
0.03415 |
399 |
258 |
98 |
43 |
127 |
Try not to focus on how much time we have left. |
1.4604 |
0.03491 |
404 |
267 |
88 |
49 |
128 |
Well, why do YOU think there's a giant clock on the wall? |
1.4597 |
0.03524 |
385 |
252 |
89 |
44 |
129 |
It's a gift from a patient who said they appreciated me big time. |
1.4584 |
0.03351 |
397 |
254 |
104 |
39 |
130 |
Does anyone really know what time it is? |
1.4574 |
0.03334 |
387 |
245 |
107 |
35 |
131 |
You know what they say; big hands, big clock. |
1.4564 |
0.03546 |
390 |
259 |
84 |
47 |
132 |
You know what they say about big hands |
1.4543 |
0.03418 |
383 |
247 |
98 |
38 |
133 |
Times about up so we'll have to stick to "yes" or "no" questions. |
1.4541 |
0.03308 |
381 |
240 |
109 |
32 |
134 |
It looked smaller online. |
1.4541 |
0.03451 |
381 |
247 |
95 |
39 |
135 |
Why yes, I am a big-time therapist. |
1.4533 |
0.03612 |
375 |
250 |
80 |
45 |
136 |
No it’s the same clock. I just got smaller furniture. |
1.4514 |
0.03525 |
370 |
242 |
89 |
39 |
137 |
For the next eight minutes I’d like to explore why you continue to suffer from deadline anxiety. |
1.4514 |
0.03627 |
370 |
247 |
79 |
44 |
138 |
And if you think that's big, wait until you see my hourly rate. |
1.4505 |
0.03630 |
364 |
242 |
80 |
42 |
139 |
Just wait till you see my bill. |
1.4494 |
0.03603 |
356 |
234 |
84 |
38 |
140 |
You complained that I kept looking at my watch. |
1.4492 |
0.03455 |
374 |
243 |
94 |
37 |
141 |
Please explain to me why you seem particularly anxious about the passage of time. |
1.4484 |
0.03388 |
368 |
235 |
101 |
32 |
142 |
It adjusts to the size of my client's egos. |
1.4457 |
0.03556 |
350 |
228 |
88 |
34 |
143 |
Rob, it seems the more you lie about your feelings the bigger the clock gets. |
1.4448 |
0.03646 |
353 |
235 |
79 |
39 |
144 |
In your fantasy, what is the little hand touching? |
1.4419 |
0.03645 |
353 |
236 |
78 |
39 |
145 |
I find it helps add to the atmosphere of existential dread AND I got a killer deal on it. |
1.4419 |
0.03552 |
344 |
224 |
88 |
32 |
146 |
What time do you want it to be? |
1.4417 |
0.03906 |
283 |
184 |
73 |
26 |
147 |
So let’s explore your feeling of impending doom. |
1.4398 |
0.03567 |
332 |
215 |
88 |
29 |
148 |
It's 5:53. You have $33.26 left in your session. |
1.4392 |
0.03554 |
337 |
219 |
88 |
30 |
149 |
You've a deep fear of your own mortality... but sadly, you're almost out of time. |
1.4388 |
0.03716 |
335 |
224 |
75 |
36 |
150 |
And I can promise you this: You will never catch me looking at my watch. |
1.4388 |
0.03740 |
335 |
225 |
73 |
37 |
151 |
Give me the short version. |
1.4380 |
0.03432 |
347 |
223 |
96 |
28 |
152 |
I hate to tell you this, but size does matter. |
1.4377 |
0.03614 |
329 |
215 |
84 |
30 |
153 |
It was on sale at Grand Central Station. Why? |
1.4369 |
0.03799 |
325 |
219 |
70 |
36 |
154 |
Oops… looks like the time has
snuck up on us again. |
1.4366 |
0.03513 |
339 |
220 |
90 |
29 |
155 |
I stole it from Grand Central. |
1.4364 |
0.03707 |
330 |
220 |
76 |
34 |
156 |
Seven minutes to six. Why? |
1.4352 |
0.03627 |
324 |
212 |
83 |
29 |
157 |
Time is up. We'll pick up with "my mother stood over my father with an axe. |
1.4348 |
0.03655 |
368 |
253 |
70 |
45 |
158 |
Trust me. You were late. |
1.4345 |
0.03938 |
336 |
236 |
54 |
46 |
159 |
If you think the tics are loud, just wait until you hear the chimes. |
1.4340 |
0.03701 |
318 |
210 |
78 |
30 |
160 |
It's to remind you that time is fleeting and that you are just a spec of dust in the whole meaningless realm of existence. |
1.4331 |
0.03816 |
314 |
211 |
70 |
33 |
161 |
No there isn’t a giant cuckoo. We don’t use that word here. |
1.4324 |
0.03729 |
333 |
225 |
72 |
36 |
162 |
Try to move past the phallic imagery, Justin. |
1.4313 |
0.03517 |
313 |
200 |
91 |
22 |
163 |
I’’d like to explore why you’re so focused on the clock, but I’m afraid we’re almost out of time. |
1.4304 |
0.03913 |
309 |
211 |
63 |
35 |
164 |
It encourages you to get to the point. |
1.4300 |
0.03622 |
307 |
199 |
84 |
24 |
165 |
You have my full attention for the next 196 seconds. |
1.4295 |
0.03638 |
312 |
204 |
82 |
26 |
166 |
Patients complained I was constantly looking at my wristwatch. |
1.4281 |
0.03971 |
327 |
231 |
52 |
44 |
167 |
surprisingly only two AA |
1.4281 |
0.03863 |
320 |
220 |
63 |
37 |
168 |
What do you think makes you tense during our sessions? |
1.4281 |
0.03886 |
306 |
208 |
65 |
33 |
169 |
I think we've made some big-time progress today. |
1.4277 |
0.03692 |
325 |
218 |
75 |
32 |
170 |
That was an expensive nap. |
1.4272 |
0.03809 |
302 |
202 |
71 |
29 |
171 |
Where do you think these crushing feelings of being small come from? |
1.4267 |
0.03678 |
307 |
202 |
79 |
26 |
172 |
It chimes ‘Cha-Ching’ at the top of the hour.” |
1.4267 |
0.03827 |
300 |
201 |
70 |
29 |
173 |
My patients always want more time, so I got a bigger clock. |
1.4267 |
0.03798 |
300 |
200 |
72 |
28 |
174 |
No, Mr Smith. Freud never said anything about "clock envy"... |
1.4262 |
0.03786 |
298 |
198 |
73 |
27 |
175 |
Something tells me our session is nearly over. |
1.4245 |
0.03642 |
318 |
211 |
79 |
28 |
176 |
Now that we’ve reached the end of your session, it’s time for the LIGHTNING ROUND!!
Ways your mother failed to love you: GO! |
1.4241 |
0.03974 |
316 |
222 |
54 |
40 |
177 |
And no one notices these aren’t my degrees. |
1.4238 |
0.04032 |
302 |
211 |
54 |
37 |
178 |
Let’s try not to focus on how much time we have left. |
1.4236 |
0.03837 |
314 |
215 |
65 |
34 |
179 |
Does the phrase 'my hourly rate doubles after 6 p.m.' help you resolve your issues? |
1.4232 |
0.04152 |
293 |
207 |
48 |
38 |
180 |
I meant to say, "large clock." That's what we call, a Freudian slip. |
1.4227 |
0.04594 |
220 |
151 |
45 |
24 |
181 |
When do the drugs kick in? |
1.4224 |
0.03739 |
303 |
202 |
74 |
27 |
182 |
You'll know they've kicked in when it starts to look like a Dali painting. |
1.4211 |
0.04061 |
285 |
197 |
56 |
32 |
183 |
Relax. Think of me as a friend, not some big time doctor. |
1.4207 |
0.03795 |
290 |
193 |
72 |
25 |
184 |
Don’t worry. The alarm is set to vibrate. |
1.4205 |
0.03661 |
283 |
183 |
81 |
19 |
185 |
If it bothers you we can have the elephant in the room stand in front of it |
1.4205 |
0.04203 |
283 |
200 |
47 |
36 |
186 |
Here, the crushing weight of time isn’t just a figure of speech. |
1.4205 |
0.03695 |
283 |
184 |
79 |
20 |
187 |
That’s just the doomsday clock, don’t worry about that. Now tell me more about your anxiety. |
1.4202 |
0.04059 |
307 |
218 |
49 |
40 |
188 |
Clients don’t like it when I check my watch during a session. |
1.4201 |
0.04003 |
269 |
181 |
63 |
25 |
189 |
If you have the money, I have the time. |
1.4201 |
0.03631 |
319 |
213 |
78 |
28 |
190 |
“What would you like to say in our last two minutes and fifty six seconds together?” |
1.4195 |
0.03721 |
298 |
198 |
75 |
25 |
191 |
And why do you feel rushed? |
1.4192 |
0.03938 |
291 |
199 |
62 |
30 |
192 |
But do you see it as half an hour gone, or half an hour left? |
1.4190 |
0.04039 |
284 |
196 |
57 |
31 |
193 |
You think you have anxiety now , wait till the 6 o'clock alarm. |
1.4184 |
0.03934 |
282 |
191 |
64 |
27 |
194 |
Yeah, well. You should hear the alarm. |
1.4184 |
0.03878 |
294 |
200 |
65 |
29 |
195 |
Hindsight is 20/20 but my vision is not. |
1.4173 |
0.03668 |
278 |
180 |
80 |
18 |
196 |
Oh that’s just for me, ignore it.
You were saying? |
1.4172 |
0.03831 |
302 |
206 |
66 |
30 |
197 |
Well, your time is almost up, and you really don't want to be here when that alarm goes off. |
1.4167 |
0.04026 |
288 |
200 |
56 |
32 |
198 |
You're not the only one with an annoying tic. |
1.4167 |
0.04092 |
276 |
191 |
55 |
30 |
199 |
Today we're going to dive deeper into your chronophobia." |
1.4167 |
0.03446 |
336 |
222 |
88 |
26 |
200 |
And why do you think you're so preoccupied with life passing you by? |
1.4164 |
0.04006 |
281 |
193 |
59 |
29 |
201 |
And how does knowing our time is almost up make you feel? |
1.4158 |
0.03863 |
279 |
187 |
68 |
24 |
202 |
Why do you keep looking at the clock? |
1.4158 |
0.03995 |
279 |
191 |
60 |
28 |
203 |
What makes you think I refer to you as 'my 5 O'clock'? |
1.4143 |
0.03819 |
280 |
187 |
70 |
23 |
204 |
Can we wrap this up? I have a six o’clock with Harold Lloyd. |
1.4139 |
0.03990 |
273 |
186 |
61 |
26 |
205 |
We can probably squeeze in thoughts of inadequacy, but not your mother |
1.4130 |
0.03891 |
276 |
186 |
66 |
24 |
206 |
You could still submit a caption. |
1.4127 |
0.03925 |
315 |
223 |
54 |
38 |
207 |
I was told the cuckoo clock was inappropriate. |
1.4126 |
0.04032 |
269 |
184 |
59 |
26 |
208 |
Time might not be on your side... |
1.4118 |
0.03569 |
272 |
174 |
84 |
14 |
209 |
This way, I won’t make you nervous by looking at my watch. |
1.4113 |
0.03821 |
265 |
175 |
71 |
19 |
210 |
My clients were complaining that I looked at my watch too often. |
1.4111 |
0.03845 |
270 |
180 |
69 |
21 |
211 |
You think the clock’s annoying, wait until you hear the alarm. |
1.4106 |
0.04167 |
263 |
183 |
52 |
28 |
212 |
Sometimes a big hand is just a big hand. |
1.4106 |
0.04132 |
263 |
182 |
54 |
27 |
213 |
Most people leave before the alarm goes off. |
1.4104 |
0.04006 |
268 |
183 |
60 |
25 |
214 |
No pressure, but in the seven minutes we have left could we return to the issue of why you believe it’s appropriate not to wear pants to our sessions? |
1.4103 |
0.04374 |
273 |
199 |
36 |
38 |
215 |
The producers of 60 Minutes had a garage sale. |
1.4091 |
0.04189 |
264 |
185 |
50 |
29 |
216 |
Forget about time for just one minute. |
1.4091 |
0.04154 |
264 |
184 |
52 |
28 |
217 |
I don’t know… I just feel like I can see my life ticking away right in front of me |
1.4088 |
0.03881 |
296 |
205 |
61 |
30 |
218 |
No, you're not paranoid. It's the mother of all clocks. |
1.4087 |
0.04091 |
323 |
239 |
36 |
48 |
219 |
No pressure David, we have time. |
1.4083 |
0.03665 |
289 |
192 |
76 |
21 |
220 |
Oh, that's for me. It's biological. |
1.4079 |
0.03891 |
304 |
213 |
58 |
33 |
221 |
I’m a big time shrink. |
1.4073 |
0.04128 |
275 |
194 |
50 |
31 |
222 |
Heavy handed?... in what way? |
1.4064 |
0.03914 |
283 |
195 |
61 |
27 |
223 |
Enough with your childhood - let's get into the Lightning Round. |
1.4057 |
0.03901 |
281 |
193 |
62 |
26 |
224 |
Before we start, let's take a look at the Doomsday Clock. |
1.4055 |
0.04198 |
254 |
177 |
51 |
26 |
225 |
I get that you’re paid by the hour, but is the “Cha-ching!” alarm necessary? |
1.4055 |
0.04123 |
254 |
175 |
55 |
24 |
226 |
Ok, Steve. Last thirty years in 7 minutes. Go! |
1.4055 |
0.04047 |
254 |
173 |
59 |
22 |
227 |
Believe me, you don’t want to be here when the alarm goes off. |
1.4054 |
0.04065 |
259 |
178 |
57 |
24 |
228 |
Imagine you're at a calm, distant, municipal swimming pool |
1.4048 |
0.03870 |
252 |
167 |
68 |
17 |
229 |
If you didn't feel better after 50 minutes, it's probably just not going to happen today. |
1.4045 |
0.03730 |
309 |
213 |
67 |
29 |
230 |
I thought a taxi meter would be too crass. |
1.4039 |
0.03995 |
255 |
173 |
61 |
21 |
231 |
It looked smaller in the catalog. |
1.4038 |
0.04138 |
265 |
186 |
51 |
28 |
232 |
I took over this office from an Optometrist. |
1.4032 |
0.04017 |
253 |
172 |
60 |
21 |
233 |
I wish we could ignore the passing of time but that second-hand breeze is so annoying. |
1.4024 |
0.03932 |
246 |
164 |
65 |
17 |
234 |
Something tells me we're nearing the end of the hour. |
1.4017 |
0.04096 |
239 |
162 |
58 |
19 |
235 |
What makes you think I charge by the minute. |
1.4016 |
0.04101 |
249 |
171 |
56 |
22 |
236 |
Yes, those are New York minutes. |
1.4016 |
0.04331 |
249 |
177 |
44 |
28 |
237 |
Many find it motivational on several levels. |
1.4008 |
0.03961 |
247 |
166 |
63 |
18 |
238 |
The size is an attempt to make up for the 50-minute hour. |
1.4008 |
0.04083 |
247 |
169 |
57 |
21 |
239 |
Sorry, the ‘cha-ching’ sound effect wasn’t supposed to go off for another 7 minutes |
1.4008 |
0.04356 |
247 |
176 |
43 |
28 |
240 |
Yes, I have my own obsessions. |
1.4000 |
0.03823 |
260 |
174 |
68 |
18 |
241 |
You never noticed it before now...? |
1.4000 |
0.04049 |
260 |
180 |
56 |
24 |
242 |
Tell me more about your dread of looming deadlines. |
1.3994 |
0.03647 |
328 |
229 |
67 |
32 |
243 |
It helps keep me focused. |
1.3992 |
0.03989 |
248 |
168 |
61 |
19 |
244 |
''That's not for timing my patients -- that's for timing my patience'' |
1.3984 |
0.04130 |
256 |
179 |
52 |
25 |
245 |
It 's a 50-minute hour. |
1.3983 |
0.04055 |
231 |
155 |
60 |
16 |
246 |
Time’s up. |
1.3982 |
0.03999 |
339 |
255 |
33 |
51 |
247 |
Trust me; you don't want to be here when the alarm goes off! |
1.3976 |
0.04252 |
249 |
176 |
47 |
26 |
248 |
Sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. |
1.3969 |
0.03967 |
257 |
176 |
60 |
21 |
249 |
You haven't said anything for 53 minutes, soon your insurance will require me to declare you dead, and I can go home. |
1.3968 |
0.04079 |
247 |
170 |
56 |
21 |
250 |
Yes, it is intimidating, but when you call up a childhood memory, it runs counterclockwise. |
1.3966 |
0.04158 |
237 |
163 |
54 |
20 |
251 |
That tells me when your insurance runs out. |
1.3966 |
0.04395 |
232 |
164 |
44 |
24 |
252 |
Well, would you look at the time?! |
1.3961 |
0.04214 |
255 |
181 |
47 |
27 |
253 |
Yes, I'm a big-time therapist. |
1.3960 |
0.04123 |
250 |
174 |
53 |
23 |
254 |
On your mark, get set, vent! |
1.3951 |
0.04042 |
243 |
166 |
58 |
19 |
255 |
Okay, tell me WHY it ticks you off. |
1.3950 |
0.04144 |
238 |
164 |
54 |
20 |
256 |
BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME LAST TIME WHEN I SAID OUR TIME IS UP!” |
1.3948 |
0.04207 |
233 |
161 |
52 |
20 |
257 |
Your problems ceased to be my problems 3 minutes ago. |
1.3948 |
0.04294 |
233 |
163 |
48 |
22 |
258 |
Well, I don’t know, Gene—do YOU see a big clock? |
1.3941 |
0.03946 |
269 |
187 |
58 |
24 |
259 |
Well I figured, since we’ll both be watching it anyway… |
1.3922 |
0.04128 |
232 |
159 |
55 |
18 |
260 |
You see a clock? I just see money. |
1.3922 |
0.04173 |
255 |
181 |
48 |
26 |
261 |
It runs on one AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA battery. |
1.3913 |
0.04627 |
230 |
169 |
32 |
29 |
262 |
We still have 2 minutes. How's your sex life? |
1.3913 |
0.04586 |
230 |
168 |
34 |
28 |
263 |
I chose it in proportion to my hourly rate. |
1.3913 |
0.04197 |
230 |
159 |
52 |
19 |
264 |
I find it helps patients get to the point. |
1.3913 |
0.04197 |
230 |
159 |
52 |
19 |
265 |
…and what do you think ‘having big hands’ means? |
1.3911 |
0.04169 |
225 |
154 |
54 |
17 |
266 |
What wall clock? |
1.3908 |
0.04224 |
238 |
167 |
49 |
22 |
267 |
Time is up? Really? I’m a millennial and don’t know how to read clocks without numbers. |
1.3908 |
0.04469 |
238 |
173 |
37 |
28 |
268 |
What time do YOU think it is? |
1.3898 |
0.04031 |
254 |
177 |
55 |
22 |
269 |
Is there one last thought you'd like to share? |
1.3896 |
0.04091 |
231 |
158 |
56 |
17 |
270 |
Is the big penis on the 10 or the 11? |
1.3894 |
0.04473 |
226 |
162 |
40 |
24 |
271 |
Actually, I just have very poor eyesight" |
1.3884 |
0.04032 |
224 |
151 |
59 |
14 |
272 |
No. It works. It's not a metaphor. |
1.3881 |
0.04437 |
219 |
155 |
43 |
21 |
273 |
It captures the sense of dread caused by the relentless march of time and the vanity of human defiance,while reminding patients that I have a dinner date. |
1.3880 |
0.04153 |
250 |
177 |
49 |
24 |
274 |
...but the genie misheard me, so now I have an enormous clock. |
1.3879 |
0.04594 |
232 |
171 |
32 |
29 |
275 |
No really, I am listening! |
1.3877 |
0.04232 |
227 |
158 |
50 |
19 |
276 |
Harold. Our time is up. You have to wake up now. |
1.3874 |
0.04393 |
222 |
157 |
44 |
21 |
277 |
Trust me—I don’t have more than five minutes of empathy and understanding left. |
1.3874 |
0.04055 |
222 |
150 |
58 |
14 |
278 |
Oh, look! Our time is largely up. |
1.3872 |
0.04085 |
235 |
162 |
55 |
18 |
279 |
What makes you think it's seven minutes to six? |
1.3872 |
0.04302 |
235 |
167 |
45 |
23 |
280 |
No, no symbolism, just a big clock. |
1.3870 |
0.04147 |
230 |
159 |
53 |
18 |
281 |
Well, would you just look at the time! |
1.3864 |
0.04326 |
220 |
154 |
47 |
19 |
282 |
Do you have a seven minute childhood trauma you’d like to get off your chest? |
1.3860 |
0.04352 |
228 |
162 |
44 |
22 |
283 |
Well, you said you always wanted to make the big time. |
1.3857 |
0.04513 |
223 |
161 |
38 |
24 |
284 |
Oh, don’t pay any attention to the clock. |
1.3846 |
0.04396 |
234 |
169 |
40 |
25 |
285 |
You asked for a big time therapist, and you got it! |
1.3846 |
0.04312 |
234 |
167 |
44 |
23 |
286 |
You think I should go digital?" |
1.3836 |
0.04288 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
287 |
Oh, that’s just my biological clock. |
1.3836 |
0.04288 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
288 |
Where do you see yourself in 8 minutes? |
1.3836 |
0.04385 |
219 |
155 |
44 |
20 |
289 |
If you could, which hand would you be? |
1.3834 |
0.04074 |
253 |
179 |
51 |
23 |
290 |
You still have $31.25 left in this session. |
1.3833 |
0.04227 |
227 |
159 |
49 |
19 |
291 |
Time is the biggest thing on your side right now |
1.3832 |
0.04308 |
214 |
149 |
48 |
17 |
292 |
So in the seven minutes remaining, can you think of any reason for why you feel so rushed and pressured? |
1.3832 |
0.04555 |
214 |
154 |
38 |
22 |
293 |
As you can see, time flies even when you’re miserable. |
1.3832 |
0.04358 |
214 |
150 |
46 |
18 |
294 |
Ignore it. It's just a reminder I charge by the minute. |
1.3829 |
0.04388 |
222 |
158 |
43 |
21 |
295 |
......$128.75, $129, $129.25, $129.50..... |
1.3825 |
0.04265 |
217 |
151 |
49 |
17 |
296 |
I hadn't noticed but, you're right, our time is up. |
1.3824 |
0.04043 |
238 |
165 |
55 |
18 |
297 |
So you keep having these feelings that time is money, |
1.3822 |
0.04390 |
225 |
161 |
42 |
22 |
298 |
Not to rush you, but it's almost $500. |
1.3822 |
0.04524 |
225 |
164 |
36 |
25 |
299 |
So, when did you first start feeling anxious about time? |
1.3822 |
0.04252 |
225 |
158 |
48 |
19 |
300 |
That's not actually one of your cognitive distortions. It's just a big clock. |
1.3820 |
0.04192 |
233 |
164 |
49 |
20 |
301 |
Oh my! What big hands you have. |
1.3818 |
0.03970 |
220 |
148 |
60 |
12 |
302 |
Don't get comfortable. |
1.3815 |
0.03999 |
249 |
174 |
55 |
20 |
303 |
oh the clock? yeah i always forget it is there. |
1.3814 |
0.04391 |
215 |
152 |
44 |
19 |
304 |
Given what happened at our last session, I've shut the alarm off this time. |
1.3807 |
0.04584 |
218 |
159 |
35 |
24 |
305 |
Try not to watch the clock |
1.3807 |
0.04491 |
218 |
157 |
39 |
22 |
306 |
Now you don't have to keep looking at your phone. |
1.3801 |
0.04109 |
221 |
152 |
54 |
15 |
307 |
I'm aware of the time. |
1.3792 |
0.04144 |
240 |
170 |
49 |
21 |
308 |
We only have twenty dollars left. |
1.3791 |
0.04548 |
211 |
152 |
38 |
21 |
309 |
Now can you tell me why the little hand seems to be speaking to you? |
1.3791 |
0.04499 |
211 |
151 |
40 |
20 |
310 |
It helps my patients picture ten bucks a minute. |
1.3791 |
0.04187 |
211 |
145 |
52 |
14 |
311 |
No rush. |
1.3790 |
0.03966 |
248 |
173 |
56 |
19 |
312 |
I call it “tick-talk” therapy |
1.3783 |
0.04359 |
230 |
166 |
41 |
23 |
313 |
It's designed to instill a sense of urgency. Very quickly, how does that make you feel? |
1.3780 |
0.04191 |
246 |
177 |
45 |
24 |
314 |
So tell me why it is that you feel your time in life is running out. |
1.3778 |
0.04200 |
225 |
158 |
49 |
18 |
315 |
No, no. That matters, big time. |
1.3778 |
0.04293 |
225 |
160 |
45 |
20 |
316 |
Tell me more about how you’re feeling crushed under the weight of time. |
1.3773 |
0.04314 |
220 |
156 |
45 |
19 |
317 |
Of course I’m paying attention. |
1.3772 |
0.04066 |
228 |
158 |
54 |
16 |
318 |
You have $35.99 worth left, if you care to use it. |
1.3771 |
0.04234 |
236 |
169 |
45 |
22 |
319 |
I got sick of saying “That’s all the time we have today.” |
1.3762 |
0.04356 |
210 |
148 |
45 |
17 |
320 |
Have you noticed anything new since the last visit when you overstayed your appointment? |
1.3761 |
0.04631 |
226 |
169 |
29 |
28 |
321 |
It's almost time to bring up something you prefer not to talk about. |
1.3756 |
0.04537 |
205 |
147 |
39 |
19 |
322 |
Tell me about your mother. And be brief. |
1.3756 |
0.04463 |
213 |
153 |
40 |
20 |
323 |
We decided to call it Overtime. Many patients frowned on Sudden Death. |
1.3744 |
0.04216 |
227 |
161 |
47 |
19 |
324 |
What gives you the impression I'm overly focused on my billing? |
1.3744 |
0.04459 |
203 |
144 |
42 |
17 |
325 |
You see, time is on your side |
1.3744 |
0.04404 |
203 |
143 |
44 |
16 |
326 |
Is the second hand necessary? |
1.3738 |
0.04412 |
206 |
146 |
43 |
17 |
327 |
Tell me about a time when you felt rushed or pressured. |
1.3738 |
0.04622 |
206 |
150 |
35 |
21 |
328 |
My patients complained that I was always checking my watch. |
1.3736 |
0.04694 |
182 |
129 |
38 |
15 |
329 |
I'm sorry, your existential crisis is up. |
1.3731 |
0.04599 |
201 |
145 |
37 |
19 |
330 |
Why do you think it’s so big? |
1.3731 |
0.04377 |
201 |
141 |
45 |
15 |
331 |
Wow, would you look at the time! |
1.3731 |
0.04758 |
201 |
148 |
31 |
22 |
332 |
Freud called it his big motherf***ing clock |
1.3731 |
0.04862 |
201 |
150 |
27 |
24 |
333 |
You can admire it all you want but it’s my job to find out what makes YOU tick. |
1.3728 |
0.04154 |
228 |
161 |
49 |
18 |
334 |
It’s for my ‘fear of bifocals’ group. |
1.3720 |
0.04395 |
207 |
147 |
43 |
17 |
335 |
I didn’t say I was licensed. I said I was a big-time therapist. |
1.3706 |
0.04827 |
197 |
146 |
29 |
22 |
336 |
We need to wind it up for today. |
1.3706 |
0.04317 |
197 |
137 |
47 |
13 |
337 |
It looked smaller online and returning is such a hassle. |
1.3706 |
0.04195 |
197 |
135 |
51 |
11 |
338 |
Would you look at the time? |
1.3706 |
0.04317 |
197 |
137 |
47 |
13 |
339 |
You should hear the alarm. |
1.3706 |
0.04256 |
197 |
136 |
49 |
12 |
340 |
Don't worry. It's on your side. |
1.3705 |
0.04344 |
224 |
162 |
41 |
21 |
341 |
Sorry, I hadn't noticed the time. |
1.3700 |
0.04611 |
200 |
145 |
36 |
19 |
342 |
I always thought the term "shrink" was a bit reductive |
1.3700 |
0.04501 |
200 |
143 |
40 |
17 |
343 |
Take your time, we still have 116 seconds. |
1.3697 |
0.04280 |
211 |
149 |
46 |
16 |
344 |
And where do you think this stress is coming from? |
1.3696 |
0.04435 |
230 |
170 |
35 |
25 |
345 |
I call that my cuckoo clock. |
1.3692 |
0.04582 |
195 |
140 |
38 |
17 |
346 |
My grandfather carried it with him all through World War Two. He died of a massive hernia” |
1.3692 |
0.04680 |
214 |
160 |
29 |
25 |
347 |
Six minutes to Happy Hour. |
1.3689 |
0.04512 |
206 |
149 |
38 |
19 |
348 |
Yes, it would be extremely painful if it crushed you. But let’s just forget about that and focus on your morbid fear of death. |
1.3684 |
0.04148 |
228 |
162 |
48 |
18 |
349 |
For the next $20 let's talk about your financial anxiety. |
1.3680 |
0.03889 |
250 |
176 |
56 |
18 |
350 |
Do you get the feeling your life is just ticking away? |
1.3679 |
0.04263 |
212 |
150 |
46 |
16 |
351 |
A good therapist needs 20-20 insight - not perfect eyesight. |
1.3679 |
0.04435 |
193 |
136 |
43 |
14 |
352 |
It increases anxiety and tightens up the schedule - a win/win I'd say. |
1.3679 |
0.04786 |
193 |
142 |
31 |
20 |
353 |
Oh, the clock; I charge $120 an hour or $2 a minute. I just like to know how much I'm making listening to you. |
1.3676 |
0.04595 |
204 |
149 |
35 |
20 |
354 |
Uh, huh. Could it be that you always think that people don't have time for you? |
1.3674 |
0.04272 |
215 |
153 |
45 |
17 |
355 |
So tell me about this anxiety that you have, but make it quick. |
1.3673 |
0.04562 |
196 |
141 |
38 |
17 |
356 |
The alarm is going to be quite startling. |
1.3671 |
0.04388 |
207 |
148 |
42 |
17 |
357 |
Well, I got sick of clients trying to see how mich time was left the without looking like they are. |
1.3670 |
0.04230 |
218 |
155 |
46 |
17 |
358 |
When did you first believe the "little hand" had an inferiority complex? |
1.3668 |
0.04678 |
199 |
146 |
33 |
20 |
359 |
Why do you feel rushed? |
1.3665 |
0.04039 |
221 |
154 |
53 |
14 |
360 |
And that’s why they call me, “A big time psychologist “. |
1.3665 |
0.04587 |
191 |
137 |
38 |
16 |
361 |
And what makes you say it looks like a clock? |
1.3665 |
0.04465 |
191 |
135 |
42 |
14 |
362 |
I'll be honest. When I'm working, I need a constant reminder that time has not stopped. |
1.3655 |
0.04248 |
197 |
137 |
48 |
12 |
363 |
Yes, I think we still have time for one of your psychopathic outbursts. |
1.3651 |
0.04739 |
189 |
138 |
33 |
18 |
364 |
I'd have loved to help you on stress caused by time pressure, but I see we only have seven minutes left. |
1.3649 |
0.04529 |
211 |
155 |
35 |
21 |
365 |
A gift from my accountant. |
1.3649 |
0.04074 |
222 |
156 |
51 |
15 |
366 |
Well, I guess it all started with my grandfather… |
1.3646 |
0.04891 |
181 |
133 |
30 |
18 |
367 |
We thought digital would be too distracting |
1.3646 |
0.04626 |
192 |
139 |
36 |
17 |
368 |
For your next appointment you might want to throw on a pair of pants... |
1.3641 |
0.04770 |
184 |
134 |
33 |
17 |
369 |
The good news is time is on your side. |
1.3641 |
0.04398 |
206 |
148 |
41 |
17 |
370 |
And further more, you've strangely become fixated with time. |
1.3632 |
0.04638 |
201 |
148 |
33 |
20 |
371 |
Try not to think about how much time is left.” |
1.3628 |
0.04166 |
226 |
162 |
46 |
18 |
372 |
On your intake form, you noted you ‘need therapy, big time’. |
1.3627 |
0.04372 |
204 |
146 |
42 |
16 |
373 |
What makes you think this will cost you big time? |
1.3623 |
0.04327 |
207 |
148 |
43 |
16 |
374 |
In these last five minutes, would you like to reflect on your mortality? |
1.3622 |
0.04258 |
196 |
137 |
47 |
12 |
375 |
This week we are going to focus on time management. |
1.3622 |
0.04559 |
185 |
132 |
39 |
14 |
376 |
Why do YOU think that the little hand is bigger than the big hand? |
1.3622 |
0.04809 |
185 |
136 |
31 |
18 |
377 |
Yeah, Freudian slip - I didn't intentionally google a 'big clock.' |
1.3622 |
0.04989 |
185 |
139 |
25 |
21 |
378 |
I knew I needed a big time therapist |
1.3619 |
0.04335 |
210 |
151 |
42 |
17 |
379 |
At 6 pm, you will wake, pay your bill in full, and leave my office pleased and content with your therapist. |
1.3607 |
0.04458 |
183 |
129 |
42 |
12 |
380 |
We’re about to start the rapid fire round of questions. |
1.3602 |
0.04212 |
236 |
173 |
41 |
22 |
381 |
Time's almost up. Let's talk about your suicide plans next time. |
1.3600 |
0.04757 |
200 |
150 |
28 |
22 |
382 |
I see our time is almost fully erect. |
1.3593 |
0.04736 |
231 |
181 |
17 |
33 |
383 |
I charge by the circumference. |
1.3591 |
0.04557 |
181 |
129 |
39 |
13 |
384 |
I work on the theory that time is a great healer |
1.3591 |
0.04133 |
181 |
123 |
51 |
7 |
385 |
It's a gift from my next patient. |
1.3590 |
0.04449 |
195 |
140 |
40 |
15 |
386 |
Do you think it's a metaphor? |
1.3590 |
0.04389 |
195 |
139 |
42 |
14 |
387 |
The hard part is finding 'F' size batteries |
1.3590 |
0.04141 |
195 |
135 |
50 |
10 |
388 |
Now? Now bring up your chronophobia? |
1.3590 |
0.04389 |
195 |
139 |
42 |
14 |
389 |
*So, Billy, when the big hand is on the twelve, we will stop talking about your feelings of infantilism and have a juice box before you skedaddle home." |
1.3583 |
0.04766 |
187 |
138 |
31 |
18 |
390 |
I wanted to get the cuckoo clock, but, you know... |
1.3583 |
0.04581 |
187 |
135 |
37 |
15 |
391 |
What is it, exactly, that is making you anxious? |
1.3575 |
0.04418 |
193 |
138 |
41 |
14 |
392 |
Does anybody really know what time it is …
Does anybody really care ? |
1.3571 |
0.04536 |
182 |
130 |
39 |
13 |
393 |
You’ve definitely come to the right practice to resolve your time management issues. |
1.3568 |
0.04484 |
185 |
132 |
40 |
13 |
394 |
Next session we'll continue working on time management. |
1.3568 |
0.04351 |
185 |
130 |
44 |
11 |
395 |
I found the Apple Watch distracting. |
1.3568 |
0.04484 |
185 |
132 |
40 |
13 |
396 |
Sometimes a huge clock is just a huge clock. |
1.3564 |
0.04336 |
202 |
145 |
42 |
15 |
397 |
It’s what we were both thinking about anyhow. |
1.3564 |
0.04103 |
202 |
141 |
50 |
11 |
398 |
I'm still getting used to having an office in the clock tower too. |
1.3561 |
0.04508 |
205 |
151 |
35 |
19 |
399 |
It's just an other thing proving that size does not matter. |
1.3560 |
0.04570 |
191 |
139 |
36 |
16 |
400 |
And STILL people ask me for the time. |
1.3557 |
0.04636 |
194 |
143 |
33 |
18 |
401 |
I find that nothing focuses my patient's minds like the prospect of their hour being up. |
1.3555 |
0.04363 |
211 |
154 |
39 |
18 |
402 |
Oh. I just got really tired of the Dali. |
1.3555 |
0.04205 |
211 |
151 |
45 |
15 |
403 |
time is just an illusion. You have all the time in the world to accomplish... Oh look at that, our hour is up |
1.3555 |
0.04363 |
211 |
154 |
39 |
18 |
404 |
So quiet you forget it’s there |
1.3547 |
0.04318 |
203 |
146 |
42 |
15 |
405 |
I'm nearsighted, vain, and billing by the hour. |
1.3542 |
0.04366 |
192 |
137 |
42 |
13 |
406 |
It's for my patients with anxiety. It illustrates the relentless, unstoppable march of time that leads always and only to our inevitable end. You have seven minutes left; anything else you'd like to talk about, today? |
1.3542 |
0.04490 |
192 |
139 |
38 |
15 |
407 |
The giant diplomas arrive Tuesday |
1.3539 |
0.04670 |
178 |
129 |
35 |
14 |
408 |
You seem distracted today, Melvin. |
1.3539 |
0.04737 |
178 |
130 |
33 |
15 |
409 |
The cuckoo clock was more subtle, but I was told it was no longer appropriate. |
1.3539 |
0.04804 |
178 |
131 |
31 |
16 |
410 |
It’s a gift from Salvador Dalí after he finished therapy. |
1.3539 |
0.04869 |
178 |
132 |
29 |
17 |
411 |
Trust me, we want to be out of here before it strikes six! |
1.3536 |
0.04479 |
181 |
129 |
40 |
12 |
412 |
You just can't go on living like you have all the time in the world. |
1.3536 |
0.04746 |
181 |
133 |
32 |
16 |
413 |
So this giant clock ticking away the moments of your life...is it in the room with us right now? |
1.3533 |
0.04625 |
184 |
134 |
35 |
15 |
414 |
Freudian analyst: “Well, that’s very interesting how you heard that. What I actually said was, ‘George, I wonder if you’ve noticed my massive clock.’.” |
1.3533 |
0.04996 |
184 |
140 |
23 |
21 |
415 |
I hadn’t noticed but your 50 minutes is up. |
1.3529 |
0.04572 |
187 |
136 |
36 |
15 |
416 |
I thought this would help you own your session. |
1.3523 |
0.04409 |
193 |
139 |
40 |
14 |
417 |
Ignore the clock in the room. |
1.3523 |
0.04270 |
176 |
122 |
46 |
8 |
418 |
Time cries when you're having Jung. |
1.3523 |
0.04704 |
176 |
128 |
34 |
14 |
419 |
Until you mentioned it I’ve never thought of it as an odd choice of art for my office. |
1.3523 |
0.04492 |
176 |
125 |
40 |
11 |
420 |
What do you think triggers your 'end of session' phobia? |
1.3520 |
0.04652 |
196 |
146 |
31 |
19 |
421 |
The genie misheard my wish. |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
422 |
I’m afraid we won’t have time for a breakthrough this week. |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
423 |
You now feel like waking up and paying me $200. |
1.3511 |
0.04425 |
188 |
135 |
40 |
13 |
424 |
Of course, I’m listening. |
1.3511 |
0.04227 |
188 |
132 |
46 |
10 |
425 |
Clock? |
1.3506 |
0.04375 |
174 |
122 |
43 |
9 |
426 |
You did mention that you wished we could have more time |
1.3506 |
0.04524 |
174 |
124 |
39 |
11 |
427 |
Yes I do charge by the hour. Why do you ask? |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
428 |
Despite having to take 58 AA batteries, it's a wonderful timepiece. |
1.3503 |
0.04682 |
177 |
129 |
34 |
14 |
429 |
Well, just look at the time! |
1.3500 |
0.04238 |
200 |
143 |
44 |
13 |
430 |
Well, you wanted more time in therapy. |
1.3500 |
0.04626 |
180 |
131 |
35 |
14 |
431 |
And yes, it does move slower when you watch it... |
1.3495 |
0.04583 |
186 |
136 |
35 |
15 |
432 |
Hmm.. that's interesting... why do you think you see it as a clock? |
1.3495 |
0.04389 |
186 |
133 |
41 |
12 |
433 |
What time would you like it to be? |
1.3492 |
0.04654 |
189 |
140 |
32 |
17 |
434 |
It encourages my patients to get to the point. |
1.3492 |
0.04209 |
189 |
133 |
46 |
10 |
435 |
Time may be an illusion, but I bill by the hour. |
1.3488 |
0.04846 |
172 |
127 |
30 |
15 |
436 |
We have only a few minutes left, but in the time that remains, do you want to speak to this “immense” fear you have of time running out? |
1.3488 |
0.04775 |
172 |
126 |
32 |
14 |
437 |
Yes Ben, it’s big |
1.3488 |
0.04631 |
172 |
124 |
36 |
12 |
438 |
Beats me . But in seven minutes your not my problem anymore . |
1.3487 |
0.04491 |
195 |
143 |
36 |
16 |
439 |
OK, in our last seven minutes can I ask you to rate your visit? |
1.3486 |
0.04854 |
175 |
130 |
29 |
16 |
440 |
With some patients tempus doesn’t fugit fast enough. |
1.3483 |
0.04660 |
178 |
130 |
34 |
14 |
441 |
If we stop now, you'll save $35. |
1.3474 |
0.04386 |
190 |
137 |
40 |
13 |
442 |
Next session we must address your time urgency. |
1.3471 |
0.04513 |
170 |
121 |
39 |
10 |
443 |
There was a sale when the bank downsized. |
1.3468 |
0.04891 |
173 |
129 |
28 |
16 |
444 |
Why do you feel everyone is only out for themselves? |
1.3468 |
0.04822 |
173 |
128 |
30 |
15 |
445 |
‘“Your mother shot who at home? Oops, times up. Do your calming breath exercises in the waiting room and I’ll see you next week.” |
1.3467 |
0.04365 |
199 |
145 |
39 |
15 |
446 |
Yes, it's phallic. Everything is phallic. |
1.3466 |
0.04624 |
176 |
128 |
35 |
13 |
447 |
So, what worries you about the passing of time? |
1.3466 |
0.04182 |
176 |
122 |
47 |
7 |
448 |
Wait until you see my hourly fees. |
1.3466 |
0.04408 |
176 |
125 |
41 |
10 |
449 |
That's strange. Most people say they see a butterfly |
1.3462 |
0.04714 |
182 |
135 |
31 |
16 |
450 |
Subtle. |
1.3457 |
0.04479 |
188 |
137 |
37 |
14 |
451 |
What do YOU think that’s all about |
1.3454 |
0.04441 |
194 |
142 |
37 |
15 |
452 |
Tell me more about your perception that people are always rushing you. |
1.3452 |
0.04849 |
168 |
124 |
30 |
14 |
453 |
The big hand is dollars and the small hand is results. |
1.3452 |
0.05065 |
168 |
127 |
24 |
17 |
454 |
Now it’s time for the lightning round. |
1.3452 |
0.04775 |
168 |
123 |
32 |
13 |
455 |
All I know is when the big hand is at the top, you owe me $300. |
1.3450 |
0.05067 |
171 |
130 |
23 |
18 |
456 |
"Our time is almost up"" This is the spot where you have five minutes left to tell me whatever it is that we were avoiding talking about." |
1.3448 |
0.04798 |
174 |
129 |
30 |
15 |
457 |
I wouldn't worry. In fact, you're not my only patient concerned about the size of his clock. |
1.3448 |
0.04513 |
174 |
125 |
38 |
11 |
458 |
I SAID, would you LOOK at the TIME. |
1.3446 |
0.04460 |
177 |
127 |
39 |
11 |
459 |
I'm more engaged if I don't have to keep looking at my watch. |
1.3441 |
0.04445 |
186 |
135 |
38 |
13 |
460 |
I heard you were a big time therapist.. |
1.3441 |
0.04699 |
186 |
139 |
30 |
17 |
461 |
What I don't understand is this obsession about time slipping away from you. |
1.3438 |
0.04651 |
192 |
144 |
30 |
18 |
462 |
A gift from a patient who believed he was Dali. I straightened him out. |
1.3434 |
0.04417 |
166 |
117 |
41 |
8 |
463 |
Time does appear to be on your side. |
1.3434 |
0.04736 |
166 |
121 |
33 |
12 |
464 |
I'm thinking of changing it to dollars. That'd be easier for everyone. |
1.3434 |
0.05107 |
166 |
126 |
23 |
17 |
465 |
That’s a new record. Fifty-three minutes before blaming everything on your mother. |
1.3432 |
0.04897 |
169 |
126 |
28 |
15 |
466 |
It's five o'clock somewhere... |
1.3430 |
0.04545 |
172 |
124 |
37 |
11 |
467 |
My accountant got it for me. |
1.3424 |
0.04670 |
184 |
137 |
31 |
16 |
468 |
Oh that? Don't worry about that - it just helps me unwind. |
1.3424 |
0.04733 |
184 |
138 |
29 |
17 |
469 |
Like I mentioned on the phone. I’m a big-time therapist. |
1.3424 |
0.04670 |
184 |
137 |
31 |
16 |
470 |
What clock? Oh,that one doesn’t work. |
1.3420 |
0.04072 |
193 |
136 |
48 |
9 |
471 |
We’re now working on promptness and boundaries |
1.3416 |
0.03953 |
202 |
142 |
51 |
9 |
472 |
You've got a nervous tick |
1.3415 |
0.04850 |
164 |
121 |
30 |
13 |
473 |
I’m not the kind of therapist who stares at her watch. |
1.3415 |
0.05002 |
164 |
123 |
26 |
15 |
474 |
It’s time. |
1.3415 |
0.05076 |
164 |
124 |
24 |
16 |
475 |
It's so we can know when to begin a meaningful exchange just before I say, 'sorry, our time is up'. |
1.3408 |
0.04559 |
179 |
131 |
35 |
13 |
476 |
Why do you think you can’t relax? |
1.3408 |
0.04559 |
179 |
131 |
35 |
13 |
477 |
No, no! It's not just you! Most of my patients feel a sense of dread about the relentless passing of time. |
1.3405 |
0.04455 |
185 |
135 |
37 |
13 |
478 |
It's just for show. We're done when I'm bored. |
1.3402 |
0.04492 |
194 |
144 |
34 |
16 |
479 |
It would be rude to check my watch. |
1.3401 |
0.04501 |
197 |
147 |
33 |
17 |
480 |
I see we’re almost out of time. |
1.3399 |
0.04177 |
203 |
147 |
43 |
13 |
481 |
It's on loan from the Harold Lloyd Museum. |
1.3395 |
0.04809 |
162 |
119 |
31 |
12 |
482 |
What makes you think you blow things out of proportion? |
1.3395 |
0.04966 |
162 |
121 |
27 |
14 |
483 |
Harold, you do realize you're making progress big time, right? |
1.3393 |
0.04373 |
168 |
119 |
41 |
8 |
484 |
Questions will now be true or false so we can finish on time. |
1.3393 |
0.04688 |
168 |
123 |
33 |
12 |
485 |
It was a gift from my accountant. |
1.3392 |
0.04848 |
171 |
128 |
28 |
15 |
486 |
I appreciate that it’s art, but I still feel like you’re trying to tell me something. |
1.3392 |
0.04630 |
171 |
125 |
34 |
12 |
487 |
No, I don’t think it’s pointing at you. |
1.3392 |
0.04479 |
171 |
123 |
38 |
10 |
488 |
Next time we'll get to your fear of death, but for now your time is up. |
1.3391 |
0.04575 |
174 |
127 |
35 |
12 |
489 |
The good news is that I've figured out the solution to all of your problems. The bad news is that it would take me 9 minutes to explain it. |
1.3391 |
0.04647 |
174 |
128 |
33 |
13 |
490 |
Not on my watch |
1.3390 |
0.04449 |
177 |
128 |
38 |
11 |
491 |
Ask yourself if your problems are really bigger than my clock. |
1.3390 |
0.04449 |
177 |
128 |
38 |
11 |
492 |
Well, not everything's symbolic." |
1.3389 |
0.04398 |
180 |
130 |
39 |
11 |
493 |
John, you got two minutes left to describe how you feel under pressure. |
1.3386 |
0.04512 |
189 |
140 |
34 |
15 |
494 |
On your way out, please stop at the giant cash register. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
495 |
$64.57, $64.59, $65.01, $65.03 |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
496 |
No need to fear the clock, it will gong when your time is up. |
1.3375 |
0.04847 |
160 |
118 |
30 |
12 |
497 |
Clock watching is not a productive way to spend our sessions, Mr. Fugit. |
1.3375 |
0.04682 |
160 |
116 |
34 |
10 |
498 |
I wish you wouldn't focus so much on the time. |
1.3374 |
0.04456 |
163 |
116 |
39 |
8 |
499 |
My advice? Time will tell. |
1.3373 |
0.04352 |
169 |
120 |
41 |
8 |
500 |
It's on your side. Yes it is. |
1.3371 |
0.04900 |
175 |
133 |
25 |
17 |
501 |
It stops me glancing at my watch when I’m bored. |
1.3371 |
0.04406 |
175 |
126 |
39 |
10 |
502 |
You have 6 mins and 54 seconds left, no pressure. |
1.3370 |
0.04583 |
181 |
134 |
33 |
14 |
503 |
Interesting that so many of my patients make the same Freudian slip. Yes, I do have a big clock. |
1.3367 |
0.04394 |
196 |
145 |
36 |
15 |
504 |
OK. We have 5 minutes left. Let's talk about you. |
1.3367 |
0.04405 |
199 |
148 |
35 |
16 |
505 |
I notice you seem to be watching the clock. |
1.3354 |
0.04968 |
158 |
118 |
27 |
13 |
506 |
Oh gosh . . . Look at the time! |
1.3354 |
0.04455 |
158 |
112 |
39 |
7 |
507 |
One of my patients said I should replace the hour hand with a dollar sign. |
1.3354 |
0.04718 |
158 |
115 |
33 |
10 |
508 |
I know it's my anxiety speaking, but I feel like you're counting the minutes until our session is over. |
1.3354 |
0.04574 |
161 |
116 |
36 |
9 |
509 |
Larger than life, get it! |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
510 |
No, you’re not a bore! |
1.3354 |
0.04600 |
164 |
119 |
35 |
10 |
511 |
The rent is unbelievably cheap in this clock tower. |
1.3353 |
0.04543 |
167 |
121 |
36 |
10 |
512 |
A lot of people see it as a metaphor, but honestly I am just really bad at keeping track of lunch. |
1.3353 |
0.04716 |
170 |
126 |
31 |
13 |
513 |
No, it's not fast. It's a therapist clock. Every hour is 45 minutes. |
1.3353 |
0.04658 |
173 |
128 |
32 |
13 |
514 |
I have that clock too |
1.3352 |
0.04741 |
176 |
132 |
29 |
15 |
515 |
My interior designer thought I said “I like big clocks”. |
1.3352 |
0.04672 |
176 |
131 |
31 |
14 |
516 |
It gives me confidence when talking to GenZ, because I can read it. |
1.3352 |
0.04809 |
176 |
133 |
27 |
16 |
517 |
You've got thirty seconds to tell me about your mother. |
1.3352 |
0.04478 |
179 |
131 |
36 |
12 |
518 |
A present from a former patient - I found out what made him tick. |
1.3352 |
0.04750 |
179 |
135 |
28 |
16 |
519 |
It helps folks bypass all the mom and dad crap and get right to the existential crisis. |
1.3351 |
0.04638 |
185 |
139 |
30 |
16 |
520 |
Yes, our time is almost up. Why do you ask? |
1.3351 |
0.04409 |
191 |
141 |
36 |
14 |
521 |
Sometimes, Mr. Peterson, a "clock" is just a clock. |
1.3350 |
0.04315 |
197 |
145 |
38 |
14 |
522 |
Oh my,would you look at the time! |
1.3333 |
0.04608 |
159 |
115 |
35 |
9 |
523 |
On the hour it goes ‘Kaching’. |
1.3333 |
0.04692 |
171 |
127 |
31 |
13 |
524 |
Fifty is the new sixty. |
1.3333 |
0.04698 |
150 |
108 |
34 |
8 |
525 |
It’s a subtle reminder to my patients to drop the mind-numbing details from their stories. |
1.3333 |
0.05045 |
171 |
132 |
21 |
18 |
526 |
I mean, it’s like, on one hand… |
1.3333 |
0.04424 |
186 |
137 |
36 |
13 |
527 |
So what makes you believe that I'm rushing you? We'll explore that next week. |
1.3333 |
0.04439 |
189 |
140 |
35 |
14 |
528 |
The night is still Jung |
1.3333 |
0.04553 |
186 |
139 |
32 |
15 |
529 |
Just for today, you'll be the little hand. |
1.3333 |
0.04520 |
159 |
114 |
37 |
8 |
530 |
Oh, that's just my Doomsday Clock. I like to keep in perspective how small the existential crises we face are in comparison to the larger destruction of our planet -- makes things feel more manageable, you know? |
1.3333 |
0.04364 |
177 |
128 |
39 |
10 |
531 |
I had a big Cuckoo Clock but some patients found it offensive. |
1.3316 |
0.04245 |
193 |
141 |
40 |
12 |
532 |
Isn't this a good way to make every minute count? |
1.3315 |
0.04150 |
181 |
129 |
44 |
8 |
533 |
Did you really just say you feel like you have no concept of time?! |
1.3314 |
0.04468 |
175 |
128 |
36 |
11 |
534 |
I got it while out antiquing. A bit pricey but thats...oh look our time is up. |
1.3314 |
0.04821 |
175 |
133 |
26 |
16 |
535 |
How did your obsession with time begin? |
1.3314 |
0.04595 |
172 |
127 |
33 |
12 |
536 |
Does this one fit your sense of dread, or do we need a bigger clock this week? |
1.3314 |
0.04812 |
172 |
130 |
27 |
15 |
537 |
So I thought, screw subliminal |
1.3314 |
0.04445 |
172 |
125 |
37 |
10 |
538 |
It’s not all in your mind that your time is up. It IS up. |
1.3314 |
0.04576 |
169 |
124 |
34 |
11 |
539 |
And did you feel rushed as a child? |
1.3314 |
0.04727 |
169 |
126 |
30 |
13 |
540 |
My son made it at camp. |
1.3313 |
0.04553 |
166 |
121 |
35 |
10 |
541 |
I figured this was less expensive than getting prescription glasses. |
1.3313 |
0.04390 |
166 |
119 |
39 |
8 |
542 |
Relax! Time is on your side. |
1.3313 |
0.04691 |
163 |
120 |
32 |
11 |
543 |
Why do you think you dream about being trapped in Grand Central? |
1.3313 |
0.04691 |
163 |
120 |
32 |
11 |
544 |
You may think time is an illusion, but to me time is money. |
1.3313 |
0.04994 |
160 |
121 |
25 |
14 |
545 |
The room looked bigger on Zillow. |
1.3312 |
0.05063 |
157 |
119 |
24 |
14 |
546 |
And what time did your mother say it was? |
1.3312 |
0.04519 |
154 |
110 |
37 |
7 |
547 |
Yes, it does make you look skinny |
1.3312 |
0.04880 |
154 |
114 |
29 |
11 |
548 |
That keeps the narcissists on schedule. |
1.3300 |
0.04433 |
200 |
151 |
32 |
17 |
549 |
In exactly seven-and-a-half minutes you will wake up and pay me $300. |
1.3297 |
0.04499 |
185 |
138 |
33 |
14 |
550 |
How do you feel knowing we only have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds left? |
1.3297 |
0.04690 |
185 |
141 |
27 |
17 |
551 |
Tell me how you feel about that big hand. |
1.3297 |
0.04346 |
182 |
133 |
38 |
11 |
552 |
Don't fret, you and the clock both have a screw loose.
You have ten more minutes. |
1.3296 |
0.04466 |
179 |
132 |
35 |
12 |
553 |
So, when are you going to tell me what’s really bothering you? |
1.3293 |
0.04912 |
167 |
127 |
25 |
15 |
554 |
The first issue that I'd like to discuss is your punctuality. |
1.3293 |
0.04686 |
167 |
124 |
31 |
12 |
555 |
When did you first get this feeling that you were "running out of time"? |
1.3292 |
0.04888 |
161 |
121 |
27 |
13 |
556 |
My decorator thought it would make a statement. |
1.3291 |
0.04617 |
158 |
115 |
34 |
9 |
557 |
So what might be the "real reason" you don't think I'm interested in what you have to say. |
1.3291 |
0.04789 |
158 |
117 |
30 |
11 |
558 |
I’ve never seen it go backwards before. |
1.3280 |
0.04346 |
186 |
137 |
37 |
12 |
559 |
You've still got $22.50 remaining. |
1.3278 |
0.04650 |
180 |
136 |
29 |
15 |
560 |
If you think the clock is big, just wait until you see the invoice. |
1.3277 |
0.04497 |
177 |
131 |
34 |
12 |
561 |
Your progress is geologically slow.
Unfortunately, due to the Therapists’ First Law of Special Relativity, my billable hour remains at 45 minutes. |
1.3275 |
0.04680 |
171 |
128 |
30 |
13 |
562 |
Next week let’s explore your fixation on the time. |
1.3274 |
0.04346 |
168 |
121 |
39 |
8 |
563 |
And time! That's a new record for not mentioning your mother-in-law. |
1.3274 |
0.04427 |
168 |
122 |
37 |
9 |
564 |
It makes my hourly rate feel more reasonable. |
1.3273 |
0.04562 |
165 |
121 |
34 |
10 |
565 |
What huge clock on the wall? |
1.3272 |
0.04702 |
162 |
120 |
31 |
11 |
566 |
I guess I’m asking, “What makes you tick?” |
1.3272 |
0.04783 |
162 |
121 |
29 |
12 |
567 |
Big time problems |
1.3272 |
0.04536 |
162 |
118 |
35 |
9 |
568 |
Because I always hated it when clients kept looking at their watches... |
1.3270 |
0.04679 |
159 |
117 |
32 |
10 |
569 |
So, is the giant clock in the room with us right now? |
1.3269 |
0.04826 |
156 |
116 |
29 |
11 |
570 |
You think YOU’RE addicted to TikTok? |
1.3269 |
0.04377 |
156 |
111 |
39 |
6 |
571 |
Just wait ‘til you hear the alarm when your session is up! |
1.3269 |
0.04911 |
156 |
117 |
27 |
12 |
572 |
I got it at Costco |
1.3268 |
0.04892 |
153 |
114 |
28 |
11 |
573 |
Well, now that you have completed all that insurance paperwork, please take the last six minutes to tell me how things are going. |
1.3268 |
0.05065 |
153 |
116 |
24 |
13 |
574 |
It's an optical allusion. |
1.3267 |
0.04682 |
150 |
109 |
33 |
8 |
575 |
Don't feel anxious, at $300 an hour the clock just looks huge. |
1.3264 |
0.04482 |
193 |
146 |
31 |
16 |
576 |
Don't you think it's possible that the constant pressure you feel is exagerrated? |
1.3258 |
0.04475 |
178 |
132 |
34 |
12 |
577 |
Well, you did ask for a big-time therapist. |
1.3258 |
0.04817 |
178 |
137 |
24 |
17 |
578 |
Which hand are you? |
1.3257 |
0.04528 |
175 |
130 |
33 |
12 |
579 |
As you can clearly see our time is up. |
1.3256 |
0.04583 |
172 |
128 |
32 |
12 |
580 |
And what makes you feel life is passing
you by? |
1.3254 |
0.04788 |
169 |
128 |
27 |
14 |
581 |
What would you like to talk about in our last $52... $51... $50. |
1.3254 |
0.04562 |
169 |
125 |
33 |
11 |
582 |
Do you like it? I wanted something that felt as disproportionate as my hourly fee. |
1.3254 |
0.04861 |
169 |
129 |
25 |
15 |
583 |
Wow you really do blow everything out of proportion |
1.3254 |
0.04861 |
169 |
129 |
25 |
15 |
584 |
Think about living for the moment. |
1.3253 |
0.04458 |
166 |
121 |
36 |
9 |
585 |
Nap time is just about up. How did that make you feel? |
1.3253 |
0.04375 |
166 |
120 |
38 |
8 |
586 |
Now I can perfectly see what makes you tick! |
1.3252 |
0.04836 |
163 |
123 |
27 |
13 |
587 |
You have anxiety!? Yesterday that clock fell off the wall and nearly killed one of my patients! |
1.3250 |
0.04980 |
160 |
122 |
24 |
14 |
588 |
It was cheaper than a new pair of glasses. |
1.3247 |
0.04777 |
154 |
114 |
30 |
10 |
589 |
Interesting that you think it’s a clock. |
1.3247 |
0.05036 |
154 |
117 |
24 |
13 |
590 |
Fascinating. Tell me more about anything you care to talk about in seven minutes. |
1.3245 |
0.04932 |
151 |
113 |
27 |
11 |
591 |
Yes, but how you do *feel* about six dollars a minute? |
1.3245 |
0.04104 |
188 |
136 |
43 |
9 |
592 |
Severn minutes until you are on your own |
1.3243 |
0.05002 |
148 |
111 |
26 |
11 |
593 |
We're still working on how to change the batteries. |
1.3243 |
0.05093 |
148 |
112 |
24 |
12 |
594 |
It was a gift from one of my OCD patients. |
1.3241 |
0.05074 |
145 |
109 |
25 |
11 |
595 |
You seem to have an exaggerated sense of time. |
1.3237 |
0.04486 |
173 |
128 |
34 |
11 |
596 |
I was thinking about adding dollar signs. |
1.3232 |
0.04888 |
164 |
125 |
25 |
14 |
597 |
Before we discuss your inferiority complex, yes, I do have a huge clock. |
1.3232 |
0.04811 |
164 |
124 |
27 |
13 |
598 |
Your feeling that time is running out, is only natural for someone in your position. |
1.3230 |
0.04545 |
161 |
118 |
34 |
9 |
599 |
Why do you think you find therapy stressful? |
1.3230 |
0.04953 |
161 |
123 |
24 |
14 |
600 |
Another fiscal year passes without any patient noticing her two phony diplomas. |
1.3229 |
0.04368 |
192 |
144 |
34 |
14 |
601 |
Why yes, I do get paid big money for my time. |
1.3228 |
0.04602 |
158 |
116 |
33 |
9 |
602 |
I'm replacing it with a giant cuckoo clock. |
1.3226 |
0.04658 |
186 |
143 |
26 |
17 |
603 |
And can you now tell me exactly why you envy the minute hand |
1.3226 |
0.04924 |
155 |
117 |
26 |
12 |
604 |
No pressure |
1.3224 |
0.04630 |
152 |
111 |
33 |
8 |
605 |
Now that we've identified your fear of loud noises, I suggest we wrap up quickly and run downstairs |
1.3224 |
0.05079 |
152 |
116 |
23 |
13 |
606 |
I find the constant reminder that each second brings us closer to our inexorable demise cuts down on trivial complaints, which is better for my mental health. |
1.3222 |
0.04638 |
180 |
137 |
28 |
15 |
607 |
They say time heals all wounds |
1.3220 |
0.04264 |
177 |
129 |
39 |
9 |
608 |
So what I'm hearing is you're feeling small, and like you're running out of time? |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
609 |
Time sure flies when it's staring you right in the face. |
1.3219 |
0.04950 |
146 |
109 |
27 |
10 |
610 |
I needed it to cover a large crack; my last patient got very upset. |
1.3217 |
0.04922 |
143 |
106 |
28 |
9 |
611 |
And...Another 5 bucks! |
1.3214 |
0.04164 |
168 |
120 |
42 |
6 |
612 |
I feel like you're always watching the clock. |
1.3210 |
0.04348 |
162 |
117 |
38 |
7 |
613 |
Tell me more about this feeling that your time is running out. |
1.3208 |
0.04490 |
159 |
116 |
35 |
8 |
614 |
How does the second hand make you feel? |
1.3205 |
0.04811 |
156 |
117 |
28 |
11 |
615 |
If you find it annoying you really don't need therapy. |
1.3205 |
0.04725 |
156 |
116 |
30 |
10 |
616 |
Helps to keep you in the present. |
1.3205 |
0.04725 |
156 |
116 |
30 |
10 |
617 |
I'm afraid that's all the time we have room for. |
1.3205 |
0.04546 |
156 |
114 |
34 |
8 |
618 |
I call it the Clock of Damocles |
1.3200 |
0.04944 |
150 |
113 |
26 |
11 |
619 |
Let's talk more about your struggles with alcoholism next time. It's almost happy hour. |
1.3197 |
0.05015 |
147 |
111 |
25 |
11 |
620 |
It’s just a figment of your imagination. See you next week. |
1.3197 |
0.04728 |
147 |
108 |
31 |
8 |
621 |
Clients kept catching me checking my watch. |
1.3195 |
0.04391 |
169 |
124 |
36 |
9 |
622 |
Sudden onset anxiety is rare, but I am seeing more of it in my office. |
1.3195 |
0.04269 |
169 |
130 |
27 |
12 |
623 |
Patients find it distracting if I wear a watch. |
1.3195 |
0.04391 |
169 |
124 |
36 |
9 |
624 |
I assure you, the fact that the little hand is always pointing toward you during our sessions has no significance. |
1.3194 |
0.05088 |
144 |
109 |
24 |
11 |
625 |
Not everything is about size. Sometimes, one is just gifted with an enormous clock.” |
1.3194 |
0.05275 |
144 |
111 |
20 |
13 |
626 |
What makes you think I just do this for the money? |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
627 |
Therapist: You said you were terrified of time, so I thought exposure therapy would be a good place to start. |
1.3191 |
0.04964 |
141 |
105 |
27 |
9 |
628 |
Tell me about it. I’ve got plenty of time |
1.3191 |
0.04648 |
141 |
102 |
33 |
6 |
629 |
I specialize in big time problems. |
1.3188 |
0.04966 |
160 |
123 |
23 |
14 |
630 |
Tell me more. What do you think is the source of overwhelming pressure to make every minute count? |
1.3188 |
0.04639 |
160 |
119 |
31 |
10 |
631 |
You should see my grandfather clock. |
1.3185 |
0.04611 |
157 |
116 |
32 |
9 |
632 |
It’s a Freudex. |
1.3185 |
0.04611 |
157 |
116 |
32 |
9 |
633 |
That sounds very traumatic. Can you sum it up in, say, seven minutes? |
1.3182 |
0.05021 |
154 |
118 |
23 |
13 |
634 |
How does that make you feel? |
1.3179 |
0.04319 |
173 |
127 |
37 |
9 |
635 |
We thought installing a Doomsday Clock might give folks some helpful perspective. |
1.3179 |
0.04472 |
173 |
129 |
33 |
11 |
636 |
And why do you think you see a clock? |
1.3179 |
0.05005 |
151 |
115 |
24 |
12 |
637 |
Yes, I wanted a timepiece which complimented my pricing. |
1.3176 |
0.04985 |
148 |
112 |
25 |
11 |
638 |
What do YOU think the time is? |
1.3175 |
0.05121 |
126 |
93 |
26 |
7 |
639 |
Let's unpack why you think the size matters. |
1.3172 |
0.04962 |
145 |
109 |
26 |
10 |
640 |
Well, I can see our time is largely up |
1.3172 |
0.04663 |
145 |
106 |
32 |
7 |
641 |
Can you be more specific? They’re both big hands. |
1.3172 |
0.04962 |
145 |
109 |
26 |
10 |
642 |
Yes, size matters. |
1.3172 |
0.04864 |
145 |
108 |
28 |
9 |
643 |
Time flies when you’re having issues. |
1.3171 |
0.04718 |
164 |
124 |
28 |
12 |
644 |
It’s an early Salvatore Dali |
1.3169 |
0.04506 |
183 |
139 |
30 |
14 |
645 |
It looked a lot smaller online. |
1.3169 |
0.05229 |
142 |
109 |
21 |
12 |
646 |
You don't want to be here when it chimes! |
1.3169 |
0.05034 |
142 |
107 |
25 |
10 |
647 |
Ah yes, it was a gift from the patient who comes in right after you. |
1.3167 |
0.04558 |
180 |
137 |
29 |
14 |
648 |
Ok,but which one looks like your penis? |
1.3165 |
0.05210 |
139 |
106 |
22 |
11 |
649 |
While some are Freudian and others are Jungian,I am a Flavor-Flavian. |
1.3165 |
0.05407 |
139 |
108 |
18 |
13 |
650 |
It makes all my other patients feel depressed, too. I find it quite thrilling. |
1.3165 |
0.05006 |
139 |
104 |
26 |
9 |
651 |
No, it's not fast. But it is heavy and poorly secured. |
1.3165 |
0.04925 |
158 |
121 |
24 |
13 |
652 |
So, I see we still have two and a half minutes left. You briefly mentioned your fantasy of killing your whole family and then committing suicide. Tell me a bit more about that! |
1.3165 |
0.04925 |
158 |
121 |
24 |
13 |
653 |
Oh! It’s time to give up |
1.3164 |
0.04543 |
177 |
134 |
30 |
13 |
654 |
We can talk about it as long as you want. |
1.3161 |
0.04269 |
155 |
111 |
39 |
5 |
655 |
So, you always feel like time is running out? |
1.3161 |
0.04461 |
155 |
113 |
35 |
7 |
656 |
Mr. Jagger, I hope you realize that time is on your side, yes it is! |
1.3154 |
0.04576 |
149 |
109 |
33 |
7 |
657 |
When you’re ready,Brian. No pressure. |
1.3154 |
0.04476 |
149 |
108 |
35 |
6 |
658 |
Makes my fee per hour look more reasonable. |
1.3151 |
0.04636 |
146 |
107 |
32 |
7 |
659 |
Wait until you hear the sound it makes when your session is up. |
1.3151 |
0.04933 |
146 |
110 |
26 |
10 |
660 |
"Don’t worry, that ticking sound isn’t in your head” |
1.3151 |
0.04836 |
146 |
109 |
28 |
9 |
661 |
It feels like everywhere I go I'm reminded of my big brother Ben |
1.3147 |
0.04803 |
143 |
106 |
29 |
8 |
662 |
..and now, as half of the tri-state area can see, our time is up. |
1.3143 |
0.05078 |
140 |
106 |
24 |
10 |
663 |
So you think you have chronomentrophobia?”
“Big time |
1.3143 |
0.04764 |
140 |
103 |
30 |
7 |
664 |
As you can see Mr. Biggs, we’ve exceeded the 50 minute hour. |
1.3141 |
0.04709 |
156 |
117 |
29 |
10 |
665 |
And why do you think you have this feeling of impending doom? |
1.3141 |
0.04247 |
156 |
112 |
39 |
5 |
666 |
You say you feel like you're running out of time to change things? |
1.3139 |
0.04942 |
137 |
102 |
27 |
8 |
667 |
Why do you think you feel small,Ben? |
1.3137 |
0.04493 |
153 |
112 |
34 |
7 |
668 |
We have to finish by 6. I have an appointment with my therapist! |
1.3137 |
0.05034 |
153 |
118 |
22 |
13 |
669 |
So, you are dwelling on how short your time is on Earth. Why do you think that is? |
1.3137 |
0.05034 |
153 |
118 |
22 |
13 |
670 |
And where do you think your anxiety about running out of time comes from? |
1.3137 |
0.04587 |
153 |
113 |
32 |
8 |
671 |
Oh, yeah! Big time! |
1.3136 |
0.04376 |
169 |
125 |
35 |
9 |
672 |
Yes I have cataracts, but 50 minutes is 50 minutes |
1.3136 |
0.04456 |
169 |
126 |
33 |
10 |
673 |
Oh, that? Don't worry about it. It just helps me keep track of how long I have to pretend to care. |
1.3136 |
0.04835 |
169 |
131 |
23 |
15 |
674 |
Next week let's continue exploring why you want me to agree that the clock is large. |
1.3136 |
0.04762 |
169 |
130 |
25 |
14 |
675 |
Yes, it does run fast…how does that make you feel? |
1.3136 |
0.04456 |
169 |
126 |
33 |
10 |
676 |
Sounds like your mid-life crisis is right on time. |
1.3133 |
0.04928 |
150 |
114 |
25 |
11 |
677 |
All because I was late to one meeting with my interior designer. |
1.3129 |
0.04904 |
147 |
111 |
26 |
10 |
678 |
It’s a thank-you gift from a previous client. I helped him with his obsessive tower-climbing and kleptomania. |
1.3129 |
0.04998 |
147 |
112 |
24 |
11 |
679 |
I always wanted to go big-time. |
1.3129 |
0.04566 |
163 |
122 |
31 |
10 |
680 |
Yep, the ticking drives everbody nuts...and I'm right here to help. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
681 |
Come on! Just seven more minutes on your mother and we make the Guinness Book of World Records! |
1.3121 |
0.05019 |
157 |
122 |
21 |
14 |
682 |
No it's not the doomsday clock ... unless you want it be the doomsday clock. |
1.3121 |
0.04683 |
157 |
118 |
29 |
10 |
683 |
Yes, time is a meaningless concept in the universe but we must end our session for today! |
1.3121 |
0.04413 |
157 |
115 |
35 |
7 |
684 |
You're welcome to keep talking but I leave at six. |
1.3121 |
0.04627 |
141 |
103 |
32 |
6 |
685 |
Oh my goodness,is that the time? |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
686 |
I have a fear of eye doctors. |
1.3121 |
0.04517 |
141 |
102 |
34 |
5 |
687 |
We should close now. You don't want to be here when the chime goes off. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
688 |
I can’t believe I didn’t notice that we have gone two minutes over your session. |
1.3121 |
0.04945 |
141 |
106 |
26 |
9 |
689 |
I still think that you should have bought glasses |
1.3118 |
0.04512 |
170 |
128 |
31 |
11 |
690 |
I stopped listening 2 1/2 minutes ago when you’re 50 minutes ran out. |
1.3117 |
0.05006 |
154 |
119 |
22 |
13 |
691 |
I got tired of being called a shrink. |
1.3117 |
0.04920 |
154 |
118 |
24 |
12 |
692 |
I miss the subtlety of your wristwatch glances. |
1.3116 |
0.05018 |
138 |
104 |
25 |
9 |
693 |
Looks like a big time problem. |
1.3116 |
0.04911 |
138 |
103 |
27 |
8 |
694 |
Don't mind the new clock Marcus, it's only for symbolic order. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
695 |
I think your tic tac is broken" (or for the portuguese people "o teu Tico teco não está bom!!" |
1.3116 |
0.05520 |
138 |
109 |
15 |
14 |
696 |
Well, time is money |
1.3114 |
0.04406 |
167 |
124 |
34 |
9 |
697 |
Wounds healed yet? |
1.3113 |
0.04899 |
151 |
115 |
25 |
11 |
698 |
I see our, well, you know. |
1.3111 |
0.04757 |
135 |
99 |
30 |
6 |
699 |
Tell me about a time when you felt really small. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
700 |
Next week we work on your clock fixation. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
701 |
Try not to focus so much on the time remaining in our session. |
1.3111 |
0.05094 |
135 |
102 |
24 |
9 |
702 |
Stop watching the clock. |
1.3111 |
0.04872 |
135 |
100 |
28 |
7 |
703 |
I know I’m late sometimes but this is a bit passive aggressive. |
1.3111 |
0.05201 |
135 |
103 |
22 |
10 |
704 |
The first thing I’d like to talk about is your obsession with time. |
1.3108 |
0.04875 |
148 |
112 |
26 |
10 |
705 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.3106 |
0.04845 |
161 |
124 |
24 |
13 |
706 |
It's time to wake up, Mr. Brown. Your hour's almost up and I just finished Wordle. |
1.3103 |
0.04644 |
145 |
107 |
31 |
7 |
707 |
So, you see a high kicking Rockette. |
1.3101 |
0.04910 |
158 |
122 |
23 |
13 |
708 |
Just remember David, we’re not here for a good time, we’re here for a long time. |
1.3099 |
0.04565 |
171 |
130 |
29 |
12 |
709 |
We have a little under two minutes to explore why you feel no one cares about you. |
1.3099 |
0.05114 |
142 |
109 |
22 |
11 |
710 |
Starting this year I will charge by the second |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
711 |
Don't mind that. |
1.3092 |
0.04781 |
152 |
115 |
27 |
10 |
712 |
It was a gift from my regular 6 o'clock. |
1.3092 |
0.04689 |
152 |
114 |
29 |
9 |
713 |
Well its real purpose is to make you feel small and inadequate.
Now let’s get started. |
1.3091 |
0.04599 |
165 |
125 |
29 |
11 |
714 |
It seems you have repressed sexual feelings for your mother, but we’re out of time. Will that be cash or credit? |
1.3090 |
0.04507 |
178 |
136 |
29 |
13 |
715 |
Hands down, the best purchase this year. |
1.3088 |
0.04841 |
136 |
101 |
28 |
7 |
716 |
I want you to get a sense of just how much each of your problems cost. |
1.3087 |
0.04752 |
149 |
112 |
28 |
9 |
717 |
It was a gift from a former patient who overcame his chronophobia. |
1.3082 |
0.04718 |
146 |
109 |
29 |
8 |
718 |
Now, no one ever catches me sneaking a look at the time. |
1.3082 |
0.04617 |
146 |
108 |
31 |
7 |
719 |
And when the clock strikes 6, you will wake up and stop being such a big, big baby. |
1.3082 |
0.05010 |
146 |
112 |
23 |
11 |
720 |
Our time is almost up. Better put your pants back on. |
1.3082 |
0.04545 |
159 |
119 |
31 |
9 |
721 |
I agree that time is a construct, and you have five minutes left in your session. |
1.3082 |
0.04632 |
159 |
120 |
29 |
10 |
722 |
Do you see the clock on the wall? |
1.3077 |
0.04783 |
143 |
107 |
28 |
8 |
723 |
Oh that? My husband thought I said I wanted a bigger clock for my birthday. |
1.3077 |
0.05114 |
156 |
123 |
18 |
15 |
724 |
Patients complained, so I got rid of the dollar signs. |
1.3072 |
0.04932 |
153 |
118 |
23 |
12 |
725 |
You have 6 minutes and 56 seconds to get your pants on. |
1.3072 |
0.04932 |
153 |
118 |
23 |
12 |
726 |
What do YOU think the hands on the giant clock mean? |
1.3067 |
0.04911 |
150 |
115 |
24 |
11 |
727 |
I can't help noticing that our session is almost over. |
1.3061 |
0.04691 |
147 |
110 |
29 |
8 |
728 |
Please stop concentrating on the time and think about how much more we can accomplish in the next 6 minutes and 54 seconds. |
1.3061 |
0.04488 |
147 |
108 |
33 |
6 |
729 |
Why do you think you’re still having the Harold Lloyd nightmares? |
1.3061 |
0.04789 |
147 |
111 |
27 |
9 |
730 |
Well, we have seven minutes left to resolve your life's anxieties.
Let's get to it. |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
731 |
It’s two minutes slow. |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
732 |
Wait a second, you fear your hands are not the same size? |
1.3060 |
0.04994 |
134 |
101 |
25 |
8 |
733 |
I'm concerned about your obsession with clock size. |
1.3060 |
0.04764 |
134 |
99 |
29 |
6 |
734 |
Well, Roger, it's almost time for you to feel worse than when you arrived. |
1.3057 |
0.04838 |
157 |
121 |
24 |
12 |
735 |
Trust me, by the time our session is over and the alarm blasts, the last thing you'll be thinking of is your childhood? |
1.3052 |
0.04637 |
154 |
116 |
29 |
9 |
736 |
And this fear of death... is it in the room with us right now? |
1.3052 |
0.04816 |
154 |
118 |
25 |
11 |
737 |
It makes the session feel longer. |
1.3050 |
0.04264 |
141 |
101 |
37 |
3 |
738 |
So when exactly did your chronophobia start?" |
1.3050 |
0.04715 |
141 |
105 |
29 |
7 |
739 |
Take your time, Mr. Johnson, take your time. |
1.3049 |
0.04688 |
164 |
126 |
26 |
12 |
740 |
So, in the 8 minutes that we have left, can you expand on this feeling that you are running out of time? |
1.3046 |
0.04422 |
174 |
132 |
31 |
11 |
741 |
Only a few minutes left, don't start anything big. |
1.3043 |
0.04997 |
138 |
105 |
24 |
9 |
742 |
Let's talk about your feeling that you are going to be crushed by the passage of time... where do you think that comes from? |
1.3043 |
0.04997 |
138 |
105 |
24 |
9 |
743 |
Almost sex o'clock I mean dad o'clock I mean oh no. |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
744 |
I want you to ignore it. |
1.3041 |
0.04664 |
148 |
111 |
29 |
8 |
745 |
Thanks! I got it in London. |
1.3041 |
0.04462 |
148 |
109 |
33 |
6 |
746 |
Soooooooooooooooo
our…………….
……time………
………….is……
……………..up |
1.3037 |
0.04495 |
135 |
98 |
33 |
4 |
747 |
During sessions we shouldn't focus on how much time is left. |
1.3037 |
0.05073 |
135 |
103 |
23 |
9 |
748 |
Take your time. |
1.3034 |
0.04827 |
145 |
110 |
26 |
9 |
749 |
It gets to the point, doesn't it? |
1.3034 |
0.04624 |
145 |
108 |
30 |
7 |
750 |
If you think that’s big, wait till you see the bill. |
1.3033 |
0.05191 |
122 |
92 |
23 |
7 |
751 |
Soon, this nightmare of yours will end. For me. |
1.3032 |
0.04789 |
155 |
119 |
25 |
11 |
752 |
Ok, that's worth noting. But I'd like to go back and hear much more about what that second hand is saying to you. |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
753 |
I particularly enjoy the alarm. |
1.3028 |
0.04687 |
142 |
106 |
29 |
7 |
754 |
We’d better hurry to get you to that breakthrough. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
755 |
I bought it to replace the cuckoo clock. |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
756 |
I had the dollar signs removed. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
757 |
As a psychiatrist you never want to have a patient see you looking at your watch. |
1.3022 |
0.04966 |
139 |
106 |
24 |
9 |
758 |
Well, you said you wanted a big time therapist. |
1.3020 |
0.05190 |
149 |
118 |
17 |
14 |
759 |
What gives you the impression I only care about my fees? |
1.3019 |
0.04701 |
159 |
122 |
26 |
11 |
760 |
In hindsight, the giant cuckoo clock was a little insensitive. |
1.3015 |
0.05554 |
136 |
109 |
13 |
14 |
761 |
Time is an abstract construct Bill. You needn't worry about it "crushing" you. |
1.3015 |
0.04931 |
136 |
103 |
25 |
8 |
762 |
It was a Secret Santa gift. |
1.3015 |
0.04931 |
136 |
103 |
25 |
8 |
763 |
Don't let that tic-toc bother you. |
1.3014 |
0.04387 |
146 |
107 |
34 |
5 |
764 |
In the time we have left, let's talk about your mother. |
1.3014 |
0.04699 |
146 |
110 |
28 |
8 |
765 |
I think we can both agree that time, is indeed, on your side. |
1.3014 |
0.05085 |
146 |
114 |
20 |
12 |
766 |
So many problems, so little time. |
1.3007 |
0.04763 |
143 |
108 |
27 |
8 |
767 |
Relax, no pressure I’m here to listen. |
1.3007 |
0.04442 |
143 |
105 |
33 |
5 |
768 |
Rushed? Why would you feel rushed? |
1.3000 |
0.04800 |
150 |
115 |
25 |
10 |
769 |
What clock? |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
770 |
Don't worry about the time; let's stay focused. |
1.3000 |
0.04935 |
140 |
107 |
24 |
9 |
771 |
It was Dali's first attempt |
1.3000 |
0.05531 |
130 |
103 |
15 |
12 |
772 |
Why yes, it is a death clock. Now, how is your anxiety? |
1.3000 |
0.04412 |
150 |
111 |
33 |
6 |
773 |
Mr. Jones, it would be better if you turned your head away from the clock, so you can concentrate. The clock is for me. |
1.3000 |
0.04403 |
170 |
129 |
31 |
10 |
774 |
Can I just remind you I am off to my own therapist at six |
1.3000 |
0.04512 |
150 |
112 |
31 |
7 |
775 |
Well? |
1.3000 |
0.04723 |
140 |
105 |
28 |
7 |
776 |
Yes, I'm sending it back. It was supposed to have a 50-minute hour. |
1.3000 |
0.04758 |
160 |
124 |
24 |
12 |
777 |
Now that you bring it up, yes, I can see that I am clearly compensating for something – but this isn't about me. |
1.3000 |
0.04983 |
150 |
117 |
21 |
12 |
778 |
and when she said, 'Size does matter!', how did that make you feel? |
1.3000 |
0.04800 |
150 |
115 |
25 |
10 |
779 |
It used to be a train station. |
1.2993 |
0.04254 |
147 |
107 |
36 |
4 |
780 |
Think of the hour hand as all the things that you regret, the minute hand as all the things that make you happy, and the second hand as what you pay me to tell you the difference. |
1.2992 |
0.05161 |
127 |
97 |
22 |
8 |
781 |
It takes two double-Z batteries. |
1.2992 |
0.05281 |
127 |
98 |
20 |
9 |
782 |
It’s time we mentioned the elephant-sized clock in the room. |
1.2992 |
0.04652 |
127 |
93 |
30 |
4 |
783 |
Interesting. And how long have you had this feeling of a time constraint hanging over you? |
1.2992 |
0.05161 |
127 |
97 |
22 |
8 |
784 |
Try not to think about it |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
785 |
Try not to be concerned with the meter--let's just focus on your financial anxiety. |
1.2987 |
0.04619 |
154 |
117 |
28 |
9 |
786 |
Oh, the second hand is dollars and the minute hand is cents. |
1.2986 |
0.05222 |
144 |
114 |
17 |
13 |
787 |
Sure it runs fast—I find patients have better results with the added pressure. |
1.2977 |
0.04930 |
131 |
99 |
25 |
7 |
788 |
Sounds like you have a big time problem. |
1.2977 |
0.04686 |
131 |
97 |
29 |
5 |
789 |
I thought you meant you were big on TikTok. |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
790 |
I'm very nearsighted. |
1.2971 |
0.04413 |
138 |
101 |
33 |
4 |
791 |
I'm afraid we both dozed off, but your time is up |
1.2971 |
0.05082 |
138 |
107 |
21 |
10 |
792 |
This was easier than getting glasses. |
1.2969 |
0.05126 |
128 |
98 |
22 |
8 |
793 |
My Lasik surgery didn't go as well as hoped. |
1.2966 |
0.04603 |
145 |
109 |
29 |
7 |
794 |
Yes, Friedrich, time may be a flat circle, but let’s first discuss my flat rate. |
1.2966 |
0.04603 |
145 |
109 |
29 |
7 |
795 |
I know. But it was a Christmas gift from my grandma. |
1.2966 |
0.04390 |
145 |
107 |
33 |
5 |
796 |
I like to think I've made the big time. |
1.2963 |
0.04940 |
135 |
103 |
24 |
8 |
797 |
It's no wonder I have a nervous tick. |
1.2963 |
0.05051 |
135 |
104 |
22 |
9 |
798 |
Clever of you to have your office in a clock tower doctor. |
1.2963 |
0.04711 |
135 |
101 |
28 |
6 |
799 |
You have seven and a half minutes left to resolve your Oedipus |
1.2961 |
0.04261 |
152 |
112 |
35 |
5 |
800 |
An awareness of the present moment is key. |
1.2961 |
0.04652 |
152 |
116 |
27 |
9 |
801 |
You can see it too??? |
1.2961 |
0.04558 |
152 |
115 |
29 |
8 |
802 |
I find it's easier if we both know when it's time for you to stop whining. |
1.2960 |
0.05795 |
125 |
101 |
11 |
13 |
803 |
My next patient is Salvador Dali |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
804 |
Just to completely transparent I am charging by the second. |
1.2958 |
0.04557 |
142 |
106 |
30 |
6 |
805 |
Is it too obvious? |
1.2958 |
0.04976 |
142 |
110 |
22 |
10 |
806 |
I promise you that I am not compensating for anything.” |
1.2958 |
0.04446 |
142 |
105 |
32 |
5 |
807 |
You’re a little passive-aggressive for a therapist. |
1.2958 |
0.04215 |
142 |
103 |
36 |
3 |
808 |
Therapist: So you're having problems? Patient: Big time. |
1.2958 |
0.04875 |
142 |
109 |
24 |
9 |
809 |
With our remaining time, let’s talk about you. |
1.2955 |
0.04778 |
132 |
99 |
27 |
6 |
810 |
The artist calls this piece “A therapist’s hour”. |
1.2955 |
0.04898 |
132 |
100 |
25 |
7 |
811 |
No need to rush |
1.2955 |
0.04530 |
132 |
97 |
31 |
4 |
812 |
So basically, your wife's personal trainer is the minute hand and you're the hour hand. |
1.2953 |
0.04994 |
149 |
117 |
20 |
12 |
813 |
Wrap it up. |
1.2953 |
0.04617 |
149 |
113 |
28 |
8 |
814 |
My patients are always looking at the clock anyway -- this way,they don't have to pretend not to. |
1.2951 |
0.05294 |
122 |
94 |
20 |
8 |
815 |
Glasses make me look too serious. |
1.2950 |
0.04838 |
139 |
106 |
25 |
8 |
816 |
Just a reminder I bill by the hour. |
1.2949 |
0.04476 |
156 |
118 |
30 |
8 |
817 |
Freud believed all men are obsessed with clock size |
1.2949 |
0.04567 |
156 |
119 |
28 |
9 |
818 |
Just ignore it. That's for my "Women in Their Forties Who Want Children" group at 4:30. |
1.2946 |
0.05092 |
129 |
99 |
22 |
8 |
819 |
Correct! Only 416 seconds left to Happy Hour. |
1.2945 |
0.05159 |
146 |
116 |
17 |
13 |
820 |
It was a gift from your insurance company. |
1.2945 |
0.04876 |
146 |
113 |
23 |
10 |
821 |
I used to have a Grandfather clock there, but clients said the ticking noise was too distracting. |
1.2945 |
0.04876 |
146 |
113 |
23 |
10 |
822 |
It's not about you. I'm nearsighted. |
1.2941 |
0.04908 |
136 |
104 |
24 |
8 |
823 |
Don't worry. It's three seconds fast. |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
824 |
You have exactly 2 more minutes left to say what you actually wanted to talk about |
1.2941 |
0.04694 |
170 |
134 |
22 |
14 |
825 |
Wake up. Your time is almost up... |
1.2937 |
0.04742 |
143 |
109 |
26 |
8 |
826 |
Just a reminder that our time together is precious. |
1.2937 |
0.04845 |
143 |
110 |
24 |
9 |
827 |
I think what you’re dealing with is
big-time anxiety issues. |
1.2933 |
0.04687 |
150 |
115 |
26 |
9 |
828 |
So Paul, we only have a few minutes left to discuss your issues with overcompensation. |
1.2932 |
0.04626 |
133 |
99 |
29 |
5 |
829 |
Hmmm?"
"I know our time is almost up, but I was just getting to the good part. |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
830 |
Don’t be concerned. It’s only the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
831 |
Time heals... but not if you keep staring at it like that |
1.2929 |
0.05018 |
140 |
109 |
21 |
10 |
832 |
Dali? No! Hawking, good guess. But it represents $500 per hour! |
1.2929 |
0.04914 |
140 |
108 |
23 |
9 |
833 |
You have seven minutes to decide…male or female. |
1.2925 |
0.04750 |
147 |
113 |
25 |
9 |
834 |
We have seven more minutes: tell me your life story…and include your credit card info ….. |
1.2925 |
0.04942 |
147 |
115 |
21 |
11 |
835 |
It was either that or a cuckoo clock. |
1.2925 |
0.04942 |
147 |
115 |
21 |
11 |
836 |
are you the big arrow or the little arrow today? |
1.2923 |
0.05057 |
130 |
100 |
22 |
8 |
837 |
Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Your mother. |
1.2923 |
0.05400 |
130 |
103 |
16 |
11 |
838 |
Time is the greatest healer, James. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
839 |
Well, it really brings home my advice, it's only a matter of time.
Plus people have more break throughs when they can visualize how much we charge per minute. |
1.2923 |
0.04938 |
130 |
99 |
24 |
7 |
840 |
When I count to three, you will wake up, and your wallet will feel much lighter. |
1.2922 |
0.04600 |
154 |
118 |
27 |
9 |
841 |
Now I don't have to sneak looks at my watch. |
1.2920 |
0.04535 |
137 |
102 |
30 |
5 |
842 |
Eight minutes to go.
No, it's actually seven.
Seven and a half?
Possibly. Well, now it's seven. |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
843 |
Sometimes I feel like time is just passing by. Does that resonate with you? |
1.2920 |
0.04652 |
137 |
103 |
28 |
6 |
844 |
Will you look at the time... |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
845 |
Everyone sees something different: some see their biological clock running down, others their approaching mortality… I see we’re almost at the end of our session for today. |
1.2920 |
0.04986 |
137 |
106 |
22 |
9 |
846 |
No hurry. Just take your time. |
1.2920 |
0.04766 |
137 |
104 |
26 |
7 |
847 |
That's unusual- have you always felt like people never have enough time for you? |
1.2919 |
0.04632 |
161 |
125 |
25 |
11 |
848 |
I find it reduces billing disputes. |
1.2919 |
0.04284 |
161 |
121 |
33 |
7 |
849 |
I can't emphasize this enough. You need to learn how to live in the present. |
1.2914 |
0.04466 |
151 |
114 |
30 |
7 |
850 |
Performance anxiety ... inadequacy ... feeling you're being put on the clock. Where do you think these negative thoughts come from? |
1.2914 |
0.04564 |
151 |
115 |
28 |
8 |
851 |
I just kept losing my reading glasses. |
1.2913 |
0.05013 |
127 |
97 |
23 |
7 |
852 |
It should really be a cuckoo clock. |
1.2913 |
0.05374 |
127 |
100 |
17 |
10 |
853 |
I just feel like time is always pressuring me….. |
1.2911 |
0.04517 |
158 |
121 |
28 |
9 |
854 |
When every minute feels like an eternity, .. |
1.2910 |
0.04717 |
134 |
101 |
27 |
6 |
855 |
I call the big hand “Joe” and the little hand “Donald.” |
1.2908 |
0.04884 |
141 |
109 |
23 |
9 |
856 |
So tell me, why does my clock make you feel anxious? |
1.2908 |
0.04562 |
141 |
106 |
29 |
6 |
857 |
I just feel like my time is up". "Funny you should mention that... |
1.2908 |
0.04779 |
141 |
108 |
25 |
8 |
858 |
I should have gone digital but it sounds too Freudian. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
859 |
No,no,please, go on. What makes you think I’m watching the clock? |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
860 |
Perhaps we could focus on your obsession with time in our remaining minutes here today? |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
861 |
...and WHY would you say you find the big hand intimidating? |
1.2901 |
0.04905 |
131 |
100 |
24 |
7 |
862 |
Oh, pay no attention to the time. |
1.2901 |
0.05252 |
131 |
103 |
18 |
10 |
863 |
The clock on the wall is not judging you and neither am I. |
1.2901 |
0.05024 |
131 |
101 |
22 |
8 |
864 |
Yes it may be a tad excessive, but I find it is a good reminder to stay in the present |
1.2897 |
0.04368 |
145 |
108 |
32 |
5 |
865 |
We are reminded to value each minute of our brief hour. |
1.2897 |
0.04582 |
145 |
110 |
28 |
7 |
866 |
You may have noticed your time is almost up. |
1.2897 |
0.04786 |
145 |
112 |
24 |
9 |
867 |
From Temu. Why do you ask? |
1.2897 |
0.04368 |
145 |
108 |
32 |
5 |
868 |
Bill, Bill, Bill, it is not always about you. I have a nut pie in my oven. |
1.2897 |
0.04786 |
145 |
112 |
24 |
9 |
869 |
Because I'm a big time therapist, that's why. |
1.2895 |
0.04538 |
152 |
116 |
28 |
8 |
870 |
No, you're the one obsessed with time. I just need glasses. |
1.2895 |
0.04726 |
152 |
118 |
24 |
10 |
871 |
You have seven minutes left. Please don't tell me you just murdered your wife. |
1.2893 |
0.04666 |
159 |
124 |
24 |
11 |
872 |
Why do you think you obsess with time in our sessions? |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
873 |
Are you still waiting for Godot, honey? |
1.2889 |
0.04567 |
135 |
101 |
29 |
5 |
874 |
As you can see, it's about that time. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
875 |
See, it's OK to have a small hand. |
1.2889 |
0.04917 |
135 |
104 |
23 |
8 |
876 |
Just relax and don't worry about the time. |
1.2881 |
0.04977 |
118 |
89 |
24 |
5 |
877 |
You should know I'm both punctual and nearsighted. |
1.2881 |
0.04830 |
118 |
88 |
26 |
4 |
878 |
It's to remind me to say "On the one hand ... but on the other." |
1.2881 |
0.04830 |
118 |
88 |
26 |
4 |
879 |
Who would’ve thought watching someone sleep could pay for a boat! |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
880 |
'Second thoughts?' |
1.2881 |
0.05260 |
118 |
91 |
20 |
7 |
881 |
Well,I can't help but notice that our hour is up. |
1.2880 |
0.05183 |
125 |
97 |
20 |
8 |
882 |
I couldn't make it on Park Avenue, but still wanted to be known as a big-time therapist. |
1.2879 |
0.05105 |
132 |
103 |
20 |
9 |
883 |
What do you mean, distracted? |
1.2878 |
0.04361 |
139 |
103 |
32 |
4 |
884 |
I call him Big Sigmund. |
1.2878 |
0.04923 |
139 |
108 |
22 |
9 |
885 |
It's right twice a day. |
1.2878 |
0.04816 |
139 |
107 |
24 |
8 |
886 |
That’s what we call a “Cuckoo” clock! |
1.2877 |
0.04856 |
146 |
114 |
22 |
10 |
887 |
And what makes you feel like time is running out? |
1.2869 |
0.04725 |
122 |
91 |
27 |
4 |
888 |
I decided, "Your time is up", was a little too subtle. |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
889 |
Just wait until you hear the chime. |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
890 |
And how does this awareness of the passage of time make you feel? |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
891 |
Well yeah, I can see how you might think that has something to do with my billing practices. |
1.2868 |
0.05185 |
129 |
101 |
19 |
9 |
892 |
We're in sudden death overtime now. |
1.2868 |
0.05067 |
129 |
100 |
21 |
8 |
893 |
I got tired of telling patients their time was up |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
894 |
Let's delve into why you feel pressed for time. |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
895 |
If it starts to melt, I'll need to see you more often." |
1.2868 |
0.04772 |
136 |
104 |
25 |
7 |
896 |
In your Yelp review, mention I'm a bigtime therapist. |
1.2868 |
0.04995 |
136 |
106 |
21 |
9 |
897 |
I meant I see big CLOCKS everywhere- sorry Freudian slip. |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
898 |
I reviewed your case. A doomsday clock seemed appropriate. |
1.2857 |
0.05268 |
126 |
99 |
18 |
9 |
899 |
It is intended to help you be conscious of your mortality and help me keep track of how much time you have left. |
1.2857 |
0.05387 |
126 |
100 |
16 |
10 |
900 |
Try not to take it personally. |
1.2857 |
0.04893 |
126 |
96 |
24 |
6 |
901 |
A lot of my patients like to pace themselves. |
1.2857 |
0.04327 |
119 |
86 |
32 |
1 |
902 |
Don’t worry, I’ll shrink it. |
1.2857 |
0.04786 |
140 |
108 |
24 |
8 |
903 |
How does it make you feel that our time is ending? |
1.2857 |
0.05021 |
126 |
97 |
22 |
7 |
904 |
You don't have to worry - even though I bill hourly, I don't watch the clock. |
1.2857 |
0.04786 |
140 |
108 |
24 |
8 |
905 |
So, you are feeling inadequate because of a huge wall clock…let’s unpack that. |
1.2857 |
0.05504 |
126 |
101 |
14 |
11 |
906 |
It bothers me that that minute hand always reminds me of my first husband |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
907 |
Either that clock is actually as big as I think it is, or my son put something in those brownies. |
1.2857 |
0.05071 |
133 |
104 |
20 |
9 |
908 |
I come from a long line of big time therapists. |
1.2857 |
0.05083 |
119 |
91 |
22 |
6 |
909 |
So, you feel people are passive aggressive towards you? |
1.2857 |
0.05356 |
119 |
93 |
18 |
8 |
910 |
So we just have a few more minutes because when the big hand reaches the 12 you turn back into a frog |
1.2847 |
0.04692 |
144 |
111 |
25 |
8 |
911 |
I find it helps new clients better visualize my hourly rate. |
1.2847 |
0.04692 |
144 |
111 |
25 |
8 |
912 |
Anything else you want to whine about to fill out the hour? |
1.2847 |
0.04963 |
137 |
107 |
21 |
9 |
913 |
I don't know, why do you think the clock is so big?" |
1.2847 |
0.04265 |
137 |
101 |
33 |
3 |
914 |
This is why I don't call myself a shrink. |
1.2847 |
0.04138 |
137 |
100 |
35 |
2 |
915 |
In a few minutes you will hear a loud bell. Don't be alarmed. It's just my microwave dinner. |
1.2846 |
0.05230 |
123 |
96 |
19 |
8 |
916 |
Actually, I’ve never noticed it before. |
1.2846 |
0.04968 |
123 |
94 |
23 |
6 |
917 |
And ….it….looks…like we’re… out…. of time today |
1.2846 |
0.04548 |
123 |
91 |
29 |
3 |
918 |
It looked smaller on pottery barn.com |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
919 |
If you find my questions boring, just look at the clock, like I do with your answers. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
920 |
It looked smaller in the store. |
1.2845 |
0.05585 |
116 |
92 |
15 |
9 |
921 |
It's relative |
1.2845 |
0.04868 |
116 |
87 |
25 |
4 |
922 |
Time is merely an invention of mankind to measure movement, and it's time for you to move on. |
1.2845 |
0.05449 |
116 |
91 |
17 |
8 |
923 |
I’m hesitant to conclude that my hourly rate being the root of your anxiety is the breakthrough we’re looking for… |
1.2845 |
0.04550 |
116 |
85 |
29 |
2 |
924 |
It’s a gift from the insurance company. |
1.2838 |
0.04501 |
148 |
113 |
28 |
7 |
925 |
And once again, you’ve waited until the last few minutes of our session to unleash a lifetime of emotional baggage. |
1.2838 |
0.05077 |
148 |
119 |
16 |
13 |
926 |
I'd say time is really just a construct, but I bill by the hour anyway. |
1.2837 |
0.05451 |
141 |
116 |
10 |
15 |
927 |
Why sweat the small stuff, like social anxiety, when you could sweat the big stuff, like the passage of time? |
1.2836 |
0.04925 |
134 |
104 |
22 |
8 |
928 |
You have enough anxieties...don't worry about the extra three minutes. |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
929 |
Any additional fascinating personal insights you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds?" |
1.2835 |
0.04987 |
127 |
98 |
22 |
7 |
930 |
Let's go back in time, to when you were thin. |
1.2835 |
0.04860 |
127 |
97 |
24 |
6 |
931 |
When the clock alarm goes off, you will be awake, and your session will be over. |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
932 |
In 8 minutes the clock will end your session and a great weight will be lifted from your wallet |
1.2833 |
0.04906 |
120 |
91 |
24 |
5 |
933 |
I’d love to hear more about how you think time is running out for you to accomplish your dreams, but the session ended two minutes ago. |
1.2833 |
0.05447 |
120 |
95 |
16 |
9 |
934 |
Most of my clients prefer it to the cuckoo clock that was there before. |
1.2828 |
0.04453 |
145 |
110 |
29 |
6 |
935 |
Yes, I know, but there are only seven minutes til Happy Hour… |
1.2828 |
0.04453 |
145 |
110 |
29 |
6 |
936 |
As I confront my mortality, time seems to loom large. |
1.2826 |
0.04931 |
138 |
108 |
21 |
9 |
937 |
Yes, the appointment is 50 minutes. The remaining 10 minutes is for me to text all my friends the highlights. |
1.2826 |
0.04823 |
138 |
107 |
23 |
8 |
938 |
Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
939 |
Next time we can explore your belief that you’re insignificant. |
1.2824 |
0.04504 |
131 |
98 |
29 |
4 |
940 |
Just try to focus on the now. |
1.2823 |
0.05192 |
124 |
97 |
19 |
8 |
941 |
Is the mouse up the clock now, Ronald? |
1.2823 |
0.05439 |
124 |
99 |
15 |
10 |
942 |
We need to discuss your inability to relax here. |
1.2823 |
0.04933 |
124 |
95 |
23 |
6 |
943 |
A little bit of existential dread can help keep things in perspective. |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
944 |
It came with the office. |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
945 |
Wait till you hear the alarm. |
1.2821 |
0.05128 |
117 |
90 |
21 |
6 |
946 |
It's a reminder to my patients to stop procrastinating. |
1.2817 |
0.04510 |
142 |
108 |
28 |
6 |
947 |
Don't look at the clock |
1.2815 |
0.04541 |
135 |
102 |
28 |
5 |
948 |
Face it. It's time. |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
949 |
People kept getting surprised when the time was up. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
950 |
Continue…don’t pay attention to the time. |
1.2812 |
0.04953 |
128 |
99 |
22 |
7 |
951 |
you have big time problems |
1.2812 |
0.04698 |
128 |
97 |
26 |
5 |
952 |
Time heals all wounds. |
1.2810 |
0.05146 |
121 |
94 |
20 |
7 |
953 |
Time is on my side, yes it is! |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
22 |
6 |
954 |
True, the second hand clicks loudly.. ..It's quiet compared to the gong. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
955 |
Well, it seems like the clock needs a shrink, too. |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
956 |
I know time is on my side,
but it's so menacing! |
1.2810 |
0.05010 |
121 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
957 |
Much like you, this clock is broken. |
1.2807 |
0.05779 |
114 |
92 |
12 |
10 |
958 |
I see by the hands on the clock that I've totally lost interest in what you're saying. |
1.2807 |
0.05063 |
114 |
87 |
22 |
5 |
959 |
It too is right twice a day. |
1.2807 |
0.05643 |
114 |
91 |
14 |
9 |
960 |
Now do you understand bigger isn’t always better? |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
961 |
Ok, enough small talk. Let's talk about what's been really bothering me. |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
962 |
Catharsis or 6 PM, whichever comes first. |
1.2804 |
0.04114 |
189 |
147 |
31 |
11 |
963 |
Time is relative… which reminds me, let’s talk about your mother |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
964 |
So much more efficient than one or the other of us keeping track of time. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
965 |
You are getting v-e-r-y sleepy. |
1.2803 |
0.04602 |
132 |
100 |
27 |
5 |
966 |
We better speed through the mother stuff before that clock booms six. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
967 |
This is the Rorshach clock. Do you see the the time, a peace sign, or
a pie chart of the unfairness of life? |
1.2800 |
0.05518 |
125 |
101 |
13 |
11 |
968 |
This is here to remind you that you’re simply a commodity. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
969 |
Your father? OK, but make it quick |
1.2800 |
0.04765 |
125 |
95 |
25 |
5 |
970 |
Having too much time on your hands can make problems appear larger than they really are. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
971 |
Tell me why you feel like I'm rushing you. |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
972 |
Your time is up….there. |
1.2800 |
0.04628 |
125 |
94 |
27 |
4 |
973 |
So the ever-present loud ticking isn't just in my head? |
1.2797 |
0.05090 |
118 |
91 |
21 |
6 |
974 |
Rest assured you're not the only one with big time problems. |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
975 |
The passage of time hangs over all of us. |
1.2797 |
0.04797 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
4 |
976 |
You seem to be fixated on the passage of time... |
1.2794 |
0.04512 |
136 |
103 |
28 |
5 |
977 |
So what else comes to mind? |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
978 |
Freudian”, you say? How so |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
979 |
Yes, both of my degrees are from the University of Minowi. Oddly no one has ever noticed that before. . |
1.2794 |
0.04748 |
136 |
105 |
24 |
7 |
980 |
I guess the guy who told me therapy was a big crock had a speech impediment. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
981 |
When you hear six chimes, Travis, you will open your eyes, forget Taylor Swift ever existed
and go back to winning football games for the good people of Kansas City. |
1.2791 |
0.05275 |
129 |
103 |
16 |
10 |
982 |
I just feel bad telling my clients the session is up. |
1.2787 |
0.04547 |
122 |
91 |
28 |
3 |
983 |
We change sides on the hour. |
1.2787 |
0.04694 |
122 |
92 |
26 |
4 |
984 |
Relax, time is not an issue |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
985 |
When did you start becoming obsessed with your mortality?" |
1.2787 |
0.04836 |
122 |
93 |
24 |
5 |
986 |
Time is just a construct…while also being a very good means of tracking my billable hours |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
987 |
You have seven minutes to tell me something interesting... |
1.2786 |
0.04869 |
140 |
110 |
21 |
9 |
988 |
When you say, "I see my life slipping away," how does that look to you? |
1.2786 |
0.04653 |
140 |
108 |
25 |
7 |
989 |
It's a doomsday clock that reminds us of life's fleeting impermanence...
Be mindful, Chad, be mindful...
....now, your obsession with rayon no longer seems important, does it? |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
990 |
Sounds like a Freudian tick. |
1.2783 |
0.05319 |
115 |
90 |
18 |
7 |
991 |
I’d like to explore the feeling that your running out of time, but I’m afraid we’re out of time. |
1.2782 |
0.05158 |
133 |
106 |
17 |
10 |
992 |
Looks like we have 7 minutes left according to the clock your insurance sent. |
1.2782 |
0.04695 |
133 |
102 |
25 |
6 |
993 |
I seem to be preoccupied by time…. |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
994 |
I sill can’t remember what day it is. |
1.2778 |
0.04772 |
144 |
113 |
22 |
9 |
995 |
My influences were Sigmund Freud and Flavor Flav. |
1.2778 |
0.05479 |
126 |
102 |
13 |
11 |
996 |
That's actually the doomsday clock, inexorably ticking toward global catastrophe. |
1.2778 |
0.04346 |
144 |
109 |
30 |
5 |
997 |
Please hurry up and tell me why you feel like you waste everyone’s time. |
1.2778 |
0.04564 |
144 |
111 |
26 |
7 |
998 |
Something tells me our time is up. |
1.2778 |
0.04456 |
126 |
94 |
29 |
3 |
999 |
Next week, let’s work on your obsession with time. |
1.2778 |
0.04994 |
126 |
98 |
21 |
7 |
1000 |
Your mother never gave you enough of her time, did she? |
1.2778 |
0.04733 |
126 |
96 |
25 |
5 |
1001 |
It was a gift from my six o'clock. |
1.2773 |
0.04910 |
119 |
91 |
23 |
5 |
1002 |
You can still reach closure if you use your timeouts wisely. |
1.2773 |
0.05053 |
119 |
92 |
21 |
6 |
1003 |
Yeah, I told the interior designers that I wish I had more time in my office to decorate |
1.2773 |
0.04611 |
119 |
89 |
27 |
3 |
1004 |
The good news, if the clock falls your troubles are over. |
1.2769 |
0.05352 |
130 |
105 |
14 |
11 |
1005 |
So you think you're good at picking up on subtle hints. Maybe we should discuss that next time. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1006 |
When I snap my fingers you will awaken and forget the entire year of 2023. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1007 |
Now you can stop asking me what time it is |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1008 |
I’m very big on tick-tok. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1009 |
People were finding my diplomas intimidating. |
1.2769 |
0.05006 |
130 |
102 |
20 |
8 |
1010 |
Well, how do you feel about that $5 per minute if they're really big minutes. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
1011 |
I can't help but notice that our time is almost up. |
1.2769 |
0.05124 |
130 |
103 |
18 |
9 |
1012 |
Looks like we have seven minutes left, that should be enough time to talk about how my mom deserted my family to live with the runaway cat. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
1013 |
No pressure, but it looks like your Unhappy Hour is almost up. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
1014 |
Oh, I didn't realize it was so late. |
1.2768 |
0.05559 |
112 |
89 |
15 |
8 |
1015 |
I’ve found that this helps justify my hourly rate. |
1.2768 |
0.05412 |
112 |
88 |
17 |
7 |
1016 |
Yes, I'm reasonably sure that your hour is up. |
1.2764 |
0.04802 |
123 |
94 |
24 |
5 |
1017 |
You have seven minutes to explain why you're not wearing pants. |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
1018 |
Would a Manhattan help? |
1.2764 |
0.04939 |
123 |
95 |
22 |
6 |
1019 |
Ahh, well would you look at the time! |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
1020 |
Doctor, I’m very troubled by a constant feeling that time is running out. |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
1021 |
This is what it feels like when you sign up for a “free 1 week trial “ |
1.2761 |
0.04784 |
134 |
104 |
23 |
7 |
1022 |
It’s a bitch changing the batteries. |
1.2759 |
0.05419 |
116 |
92 |
16 |
8 |
1023 |
We are two and one-half minutes over. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
1024 |
The clock’s ticking, John. |
1.2759 |
0.04641 |
145 |
113 |
24 |
8 |
1025 |
Tell me, do you see a clock or your life ticking away? |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
1026 |
I'm not sure how long the batteries will last in that. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
1027 |
Please relax and stop thinking about what this costs you per minute |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
1028 |
Can you tell me how it makes you feel, in 57 seconds or less? |
1.2754 |
0.04687 |
138 |
107 |
24 |
7 |
1029 |
Our time was up about 256 days ago, but as long as you keep paying I'll keep doodling. |
1.2754 |
0.04908 |
138 |
109 |
20 |
9 |
1030 |
It's a reminder not to get too myopic in here. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1031 |
We don't have much time left, so if we could have a breakthrough, please. |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1032 |
So, you’re dominated by deadlines and tormented by time… |
1.2752 |
0.05027 |
109 |
83 |
22 |
4 |
1033 |
Just a reminder that I charge by the hour. |
1.2750 |
0.05153 |
120 |
94 |
19 |
7 |
1034 |
Wrap it up Dave, Jeopardy starts in 7 minutes." |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
1035 |
You know, I have some big time issues myself. |
1.2750 |
0.05153 |
120 |
94 |
19 |
7 |
1036 |
It looks like your 50 minutes of whining was up two minutes ago. |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
1037 |
You have my undivided attention |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
1038 |
Yes, I've got a massive, eighty-four inch clock with a girth of hardened steel. But let's get back to why you keep having these dreams of being emasculated? |
1.2750 |
0.05016 |
120 |
93 |
21 |
6 |
1039 |
A gift from a patient with a very specific phobia. |
1.2750 |
0.05288 |
120 |
95 |
17 |
8 |
1040 |
Because it brings me joy. |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
1041 |
Tell me more about this feeling of being ‘small’ you have whenever you come to my office for therapy. |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
1042 |
So what's on your mind? |
1.2748 |
0.04605 |
131 |
100 |
26 |
5 |
1043 |
Actually it's there to remind you I stopped listening a couple of minutes ago. |
1.2748 |
0.04972 |
131 |
103 |
20 |
8 |
1044 |
So you're feeling ticked off? |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1045 |
It was a gift from a patient with OCD. |
1.2746 |
0.04703 |
142 |
111 |
23 |
8 |
1046 |
During these 50 minutes,I wanted you to feel as relaxed as possible. |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
1047 |
From where I'm sitting, it looks like time is on your side. |
1.2743 |
0.04909 |
113 |
86 |
23 |
4 |
1048 |
John, I'm sorry I can't help you with your time perception difficulties, but you should understand that an hour-long session always lasts fifty minutes. |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
1049 |
Tell me more about this feeling of pressure in the next seven minutes. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
1050 |
No, Mr Lewis, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. |
1.2742 |
0.04629 |
124 |
94 |
26 |
4 |
1051 |
You've got seven more minutes Stan and then you have to go home. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
1052 |
It’s really almost 5:00. Nobody could figure out how to ‘fall back’ with this monstrosity. |
1.2742 |
0.05290 |
124 |
99 |
16 |
9 |
1053 |
Jim, I shouldn't have to keep reminding you to focus on the process, not the time. |
1.2742 |
0.04768 |
124 |
95 |
24 |
5 |
1054 |
It’s just a gift from my billing department. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1055 |
Is the big clock in the room with us right now? |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
1056 |
Analog is so 20th. century. |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
1057 |
As you can see, our time is almost up. |
1.2740 |
0.04813 |
146 |
116 |
20 |
10 |
1058 |
So, briefly, tell me how you are doing with being in the moment. |
1.2740 |
0.04714 |
146 |
115 |
22 |
9 |
1059 |
I like to know when the hour's up. |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
1060 |
If you think the clock is big, wait until you see the bill! |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
1061 |
John felt relaxed as he knew that time was on his side. |
1.2735 |
0.04949 |
117 |
90 |
22 |
5 |
1062 |
Just relax. |
1.2735 |
0.05239 |
117 |
92 |
18 |
7 |
1063 |
Your time is nearly up. Is there anything we can quickly resolve? |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1064 |
What big clock? |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
1065 |
It's required by your HMO. |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
1066 |
I keep forgetting to set it back by an hour. |
1.2734 |
0.04397 |
128 |
96 |
29 |
3 |
1067 |
I wanted a way to inconspicuously
check the time without having to look at my phone every few minutes. |
1.2734 |
0.05286 |
128 |
103 |
15 |
10 |
1068 |
Well, time's up. |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
1069 |
« So, you said you feel under time pressure. Tell me more ». |
1.2734 |
0.05286 |
128 |
103 |
15 |
10 |
1070 |
Does it make my hourly rate seem smaller? |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
1071 |
I guess size does matter |
1.2734 |
0.05048 |
128 |
101 |
19 |
8 |
1072 |
Why do you keep checking the time, Richard? |
1.2734 |
0.04535 |
128 |
97 |
27 |
4 |
1073 |
Yes, time is an illusion but let’s be realistic. |
1.2734 |
0.04535 |
128 |
97 |
27 |
4 |
1074 |
You do realize you’re not wearing pants? |
1.2734 |
0.04876 |
139 |
110 |
20 |
9 |
1075 |
The hourly clang ensures that clients leave on time. |
1.2734 |
0.04544 |
139 |
107 |
26 |
6 |
1076 |
Sorry, but my dog expects me home at a certain time. |
1.2734 |
0.05384 |
139 |
115 |
10 |
14 |
1077 |
No need to pay any attention to the clock. The alarm is particularly loud. |
1.2734 |
0.04768 |
139 |
109 |
22 |
8 |
1078 |
No, it’s not inappropriate for your therapist to confess she loves a huge clock. |
1.2727 |
0.05311 |
110 |
86 |
18 |
6 |
1079 |
If you think that's big, wait until you hear the alarm go off! |
1.2727 |
0.04457 |
110 |
81 |
28 |
1 |
1080 |
What makes you think that everyone is obsessed about time? |
1.2727 |
0.04979 |
121 |
94 |
21 |
6 |
1081 |
It's 5:53. |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
1082 |
I told you that this is a safe environment, yet you still seem anxious. |
1.2727 |
0.04699 |
132 |
102 |
24 |
6 |
1083 |
This was cheaper than getting new glasses. |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
1084 |
i think it’s time |
1.2727 |
0.04939 |
132 |
104 |
20 |
8 |
1085 |
In seven minutes, my BMW is paid off. |
1.2720 |
0.05252 |
125 |
100 |
16 |
9 |
1086 |
What do you mean by "feeling pressured by time?" |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1087 |
So, how do you keep track of billing hours? |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
1088 |
What makes you think my billable hours are more important than you? |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1089 |
So when did your obsession with time start? |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
1090 |
I’d really like to make your time here count. |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1091 |
Think of it as a timeless piece of art |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
1092 |
It doesn't work. But it's right twice as often as I am. |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
1093 |
There is no clock |
1.2719 |
0.05028 |
114 |
88 |
21 |
5 |
1094 |
I can’t shake the feeling that my time is almost up |
1.2719 |
0.05028 |
114 |
88 |
21 |
5 |
1095 |
I don't know why, Doctor, but sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
1096 |
If we both watch, it'll go even slower. |
1.2713 |
0.04368 |
129 |
97 |
29 |
3 |
1097 |
your time is almost up… for the session, that is. |
1.2713 |
0.04891 |
129 |
101 |
21 |
7 |
1098 |
It's stuck in the past. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
1099 |
You have seven minutes to be well. |
1.2712 |
0.05337 |
118 |
94 |
16 |
8 |
1100 |
I keep meaning to get my eyes checked. |
1.2712 |
0.05058 |
118 |
92 |
20 |
6 |
1101 |
My interpretations are right two times a day, too. |
1.2712 |
0.04763 |
118 |
90 |
24 |
4 |
1102 |
Why don’t we stop here. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
1103 |
What makes you think that time is weighing so heavily on you? |
1.2710 |
0.04892 |
107 |
81 |
23 |
3 |
1104 |
Don't worry; it's not a cuckoo clock. |
1.2707 |
0.04906 |
133 |
105 |
20 |
8 |
1105 |
It was a gift from a grandiose patient. |
1.2707 |
0.04906 |
133 |
105 |
20 |
8 |
1106 |
In the time we have left, tell me about your mother? |
1.2707 |
0.04789 |
133 |
104 |
22 |
7 |
1107 |
It's still a bitch to wind. |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1108 |
And your sense of dread . . . crushing, you'd say? |
1.2705 |
0.05079 |
122 |
96 |
19 |
7 |
1109 |
Time stops for no one, Gerald. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
1110 |
Goodness! Is that the time? Who knew? |
1.2705 |
0.04943 |
122 |
95 |
21 |
6 |
1111 |
Yes, we are into overtime, but please go on. |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1112 |
Can we stop now and get credit for $35? |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1113 |
Wait till you hear the alarm go off! |
1.2703 |
0.05111 |
111 |
86 |
20 |
5 |
1114 |
The session is over when the big hand hits 12, not the little hand. |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1115 |
Take your time, Mr. Smithers. |
1.2703 |
0.05571 |
111 |
89 |
14 |
8 |
1116 |
Would you say our sessions are helping your anxiety with time management? |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
1117 |
There is a big clock on the wall. It is nearly 6:00. The therapist and the patient are both looking at it. The therapist needs to straighten the frames on the wall. |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1118 |
We both get to watch your meaningless life go by. |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1119 |
Right Place,Wrong Time |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1120 |
I almost didn't notice, but our session is nearly over. |
1.2701 |
0.04691 |
137 |
107 |
23 |
7 |
1121 |
The clock matches the size of my fee. |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
1122 |
You seem anxious. Take your time. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1123 |
With the remaining time in our session, let’s talk more about why you are afraid to wear pants. |
1.2698 |
0.05453 |
126 |
103 |
12 |
11 |
1124 |
it's a time machine |
1.2698 |
0.05214 |
126 |
101 |
16 |
9 |
1125 |
Today let’s discuss how to manage your time better. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1126 |
Those are my diplomas and that’s a professional woman’s “Biological Clock”, deal with it. |
1.2696 |
0.05429 |
115 |
92 |
15 |
8 |
1127 |
No, I don't think it will fall off the wall on top of you, but if it does the session is free. |
1.2696 |
0.04835 |
115 |
88 |
23 |
4 |
1128 |
Here at Big Time Therapy we listen to every second of your problems and offer real-time solutions! |
1.2696 |
0.04674 |
115 |
87 |
25 |
3 |
1129 |
Trust me: you want to be off that couch before the alarm goes off. |
1.2696 |
0.05141 |
115 |
90 |
19 |
6 |
1130 |
It's to remind you that I have a life too. |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
1131 |
Is this giant analog clock in the room with us now Mr. Browning? |
1.2692 |
0.04756 |
156 |
126 |
18 |
12 |
1132 |
I hate to make a big deal out of it, but we're nearly out of time. |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
1133 |
This week we are working on non-verbal cues. |
1.2692 |
0.04979 |
130 |
103 |
19 |
8 |
1134 |
You may want to summarize those memories. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
1135 |
Do you ever feel like you’re running out of time? |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
1136 |
I’m also an optometrist. If you can’t tell when our session is over, you’ll need a new prescription there too. |
1.2689 |
0.05021 |
119 |
93 |
20 |
6 |
1137 |
It looks like time, but it's really money. |
1.2687 |
0.05207 |
134 |
109 |
14 |
11 |
1138 |
Well if you didn't buy the cheap insurance, I wouldn't have to do this. |
1.2683 |
0.05042 |
123 |
97 |
19 |
7 |
1139 |
I've found that analog is more relaxing. |
1.2683 |
0.04628 |
123 |
94 |
25 |
4 |
1140 |
You have to learn to talk about the elephant in the room. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
1141 |
Are you waiting for our session to get over so that you can leave and do the opposite of what I asked you to do? |
1.2680 |
0.05773 |
97 |
77 |
14 |
6 |
1142 |
It was the smallest size COSTCO had! |
1.2679 |
0.04909 |
112 |
86 |
22 |
4 |
1143 |
Your ability to ignore time is most certainly a problem. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1144 |
Welcome to big-time therapy. |
1.2677 |
0.04534 |
127 |
97 |
26 |
4 |
1145 |
Not to worry . Time is on your side |
1.2677 |
0.04930 |
127 |
100 |
20 |
7 |
1146 |
Who says size doesn’t matter! |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1147 |
And when did your fixation on time begin? |
1.2677 |
0.04802 |
127 |
99 |
22 |
6 |
1148 |
What did you think "big time analyst" meant? |
1.2677 |
0.04670 |
127 |
98 |
24 |
5 |
1149 |
And how does that make you feel? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1150 |
What time is it? What do you want it to be? |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1151 |
I'm a big fan of analog mind set! |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1152 |
4:20. Why? |
1.2672 |
0.05387 |
116 |
93 |
15 |
8 |
1153 |
During our final seven minutes I want you to imagine time as a meaningless construct. |
1.2672 |
0.05246 |
116 |
92 |
17 |
7 |
1154 |
We have seven minutes left in this session. Do you still plan to commit suicide? |
1.2672 |
0.05101 |
116 |
91 |
19 |
6 |
1155 |
Exactly when did you start having nightmares about a giant clock falling on you? |
1.2672 |
0.04575 |
131 |
101 |
25 |
5 |
1156 |
My six o’clock gave it to me for Christmas. |
1.2672 |
0.04945 |
131 |
104 |
19 |
8 |
1157 |
Keep talking, the clock is ticking ... |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1158 |
In a few minutes, your charges will be billed, and the buzzer will sound. |
1.2667 |
0.05112 |
105 |
81 |
20 |
4 |
1159 |
When you open your eyes, we will know if your chronomentrophobia has been cured.” |
1.2667 |
0.05458 |
105 |
83 |
16 |
6 |
1160 |
Go ahead. Take my time |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1161 |
Yes, I'm quite sure it's bolted to the wall, Mr. Smith. |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1162 |
I charge by the minute now. |
1.2667 |
0.04543 |
120 |
91 |
26 |
3 |
1163 |
I charge $200 per minute. |
1.2667 |
0.04726 |
135 |
106 |
22 |
7 |
1164 |
I like to spend the last few minutes of each session telling my patients why they need to keep coming back,,,, |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
1165 |
Being right twice a day is my aspiration.” |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1166 |
It makes my hourly rate look smaller. |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1167 |
You keep mentioning an intimidating face. Let's dig deeper into that. |
1.2667 |
0.05122 |
120 |
95 |
18 |
7 |
1168 |
Do you see a happy face, or a sad face? |
1.2662 |
0.04401 |
139 |
107 |
27 |
5 |
1169 |
You need to relax and stop focusing on the time. Incidentally, your time is up. |
1.2661 |
0.05135 |
124 |
99 |
17 |
8 |
1170 |
Dimelo cantándolo! |
1.2661 |
0.05135 |
124 |
99 |
17 |
8 |
1171 |
We’ve spent a large amount of time on that one issue. |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
1172 |
When I count to 3, you’ll wake up and realize that unless you vote democrat our world is going to hell in a handbasket |
1.2661 |
0.05261 |
124 |
100 |
15 |
9 |
1173 |
In your dream, time hangs over you. Any associations? |
1.2661 |
0.04737 |
124 |
96 |
23 |
5 |
1174 |
I discovered it helps my patients focus on something other than themselves. By the way you have 1 minute and 55 seconds left in your session. . |
1.2661 |
0.04873 |
124 |
97 |
21 |
6 |
1175 |
I bought it during a trip to Greece. It's called the Clock of Damocles. |
1.2661 |
0.04737 |
124 |
96 |
23 |
5 |
1176 |
I believe in total transparency
when it comes for setting goals for our sessions. |
1.2661 |
0.04988 |
109 |
84 |
21 |
4 |
1177 |
At six, I turn into an aspiring screenwriter. |
1.2661 |
0.04814 |
109 |
83 |
23 |
3 |
1178 |
Besides the obvious phallic imagery, it keeps patients from looking at my correspondence diplomas. |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
1179 |
It’s a super-sized art piece. |
1.2657 |
0.04433 |
143 |
111 |
26 |
6 |
1180 |
Freud's explanation of impotence is a bit more subtle. |
1.2656 |
0.04365 |
128 |
97 |
28 |
3 |
1181 |
There are some things that you can’t do with an Apple Watch. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
1182 |
Your time is very important to us. |
1.2655 |
0.05186 |
113 |
89 |
18 |
6 |
1183 |
Oh- That. I hardly notice it anymore. |
1.2655 |
0.04536 |
113 |
85 |
26 |
2 |
1184 |
It’s nothing personal. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
1185 |
We installed it after some billing discrepancies. |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
1186 |
So, we're in the Happy Hour, do you want to tell me how you're feeling? |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1187 |
I’ve found that the intimidation of time accelerates the spilling of guts. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1188 |
There is nothing certain in life, except that the hour is almost up. |
1.2650 |
0.04605 |
117 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1189 |
Just try to relax and forget you're paying by the hour. |
1.2650 |
0.04605 |
117 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1190 |
Now what leads you believe I'm obsessive Mr. Jones? |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1191 |
I want you to continue to practice living in the moment. Unrelatedly, please be aware that there are 2 minutes left in our session. |
1.2650 |
0.05206 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
1192 |
Sorry, did I hear you say 'Time is Money' or 'Mommy'? |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1193 |
Actually, I do want to hear more about why you are going to kill yourself, but unfortunately, our time is up. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1194 |
You see a big clock, and I see a big paycheck. That's perfectly normal. |
1.2647 |
0.04333 |
136 |
104 |
28 |
4 |
1195 |
You count the minutes, I’ll count the dollars. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1196 |
I just feel like a large ticking clock is hanging over me |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1197 |
Almost sex o'clock? We've got work to do. |
1.2645 |
0.05218 |
121 |
97 |
16 |
8 |
1198 |
Sometimes a clock is just a clock. |
1.2645 |
0.05084 |
121 |
96 |
18 |
7 |
1199 |
All my patients have problems big time. |
1.2645 |
0.04947 |
121 |
95 |
20 |
6 |
1200 |
Oh, I thought you said you wished you had a big CLOCK. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1201 |
It’s to underscore the notion of time. Time to cut the waterworks, time to get a grip, time to move on, time to get the hell out of my office.” |
1.2640 |
0.05098 |
125 |
100 |
17 |
8 |
1202 |
It's a new technique—immersion therapy for procrastinators. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1203 |
Well, I always felt that the construct of time as a linear paradigm was overwhelming, and it was on sale at Target. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
1204 |
With downtown office rents as high as they are, a clock tower was all I could afford. |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
1205 |
Well, I guess I really should mention the small hatchet incident …..but we’re almost out of time …. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1206 |
Are we there yet? |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1207 |
Relax, Harry. Seven more minutes and
you can go back to the same old stuff. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1208 |
What is getting in the way of your being right here, right now? |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
1209 |
Yes,I deal only with big time problems. |
1.2636 |
0.04862 |
129 |
102 |
20 |
7 |
1210 |
We only ran over that one time. Is the giant clock really necessary? |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1211 |
So that’s when I decided I should see a big time New York psychiatrist. |
1.2636 |
0.04607 |
129 |
100 |
24 |
5 |
1212 |
And now that you agree that it's "Howdy Doody" time, we can truly explore the repressed valleys of your childhood. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1213 |
Why yes,I do have a side business in helping young people read analog clocks. Why do you ask? |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1214 |
No rush. Take your time. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1215 |
Yes, this is the big time. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1216 |
Let's wind down to avoid any doorknob confessions. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1217 |
Well, it's happy hour somewhere. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1218 |
Realizing that time is money is the first step in recovery. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1219 |
I find the tick-tock sounds drowns out a lot of the whining and complaining. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1220 |
It's almost as if you're paying more attention to the time than to me, just like my father. |
1.2632 |
0.04834 |
114 |
88 |
22 |
4 |
1221 |
Patient: That’s a nice clock!
Therapist: I put it there so it doesn’t bother us |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1222 |
Yes, I do prorate by the minute, why do you ask? |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
1223 |
My last patient owed me big time. |
1.2627 |
0.04878 |
118 |
92 |
21 |
5 |
1224 |
Why do I keep reminiscing about my trip to London? |
1.2627 |
0.04572 |
118 |
89 |
25 |
3 |
1225 |
The second hand is $10 a tick. The minute hand is $600 a tick. And you don’t want to know about the hour hand. |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1226 |
That's my new Rorschach clock. What's your read on it? |
1.2623 |
0.04478 |
122 |
93 |
26 |
3 |
1227 |
Since most breakthroughs occur in the last ten minutes, Managed Care installed it so you could start there. |
1.2623 |
0.05047 |
122 |
97 |
18 |
7 |
1228 |
Time is your greatest fear? Huh. Wish I had known that before I redecorated. |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1229 |
I call her "Big Bren". |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1230 |
You don't need to watch the clock, I'll let you know when your time is up |
1.2623 |
0.04911 |
122 |
96 |
20 |
6 |
1231 |
Can you tell me how that makes you feel in eight minutes or less? |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1232 |
Yes, I bill by the 10th of an hour...let's start by discussing your earliest childhood memory, no pressure. |
1.2619 |
0.04671 |
126 |
98 |
23 |
5 |
1233 |
Do you think you should let time control your life? You have six minutes and fifty seconds to think and respond. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1234 |
It’s ten after on the other side. |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
1235 |
I may be getting paid by the hour, but I’m getting bored by the minute. |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1236 |
No, it’s not a cuckoo clock! |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1237 |
Sometimes an enormous clock is just an enormous clock. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1238 |
Looks like our 50-minute hour is up. |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1239 |
Tell me more about this feeling of being trapped in a tower… |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1240 |
You feel like the passage of time is hanging over you? |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1241 |
I hate wearing glasses. |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1242 |
You said you were obsessed with having a bigger clock… |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1243 |
Don't worry. The end of our session isn't as close as it appears. |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1244 |
Is the ticking too loud? |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1245 |
Sometimes a little hand is just a little hand. |
1.2613 |
0.05232 |
111 |
88 |
17 |
6 |
1246 |
Relax, We've got lot's of time. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1247 |
Freud was a genius- he turned an hour into 54 minutes! |
1.2613 |
0.04739 |
111 |
85 |
23 |
3 |
1248 |
Now explain to me again how this giant clock and a Delorean enabled you to travel through time. |
1.2613 |
0.04380 |
111 |
83 |
27 |
1 |
1249 |
Yes, Larry... Men do have chronological clocks.. |
1.2612 |
0.04846 |
134 |
107 |
19 |
8 |
1250 |
It's really for my benefit. I'm nearsighted." |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1251 |
It's just a gentle reminder |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1252 |
Well, if you don't achieve self-actualization in the next 7 minutes, your insurance does allow two more sessions. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1253 |
Why do you think time matters? |
1.2609 |
0.05960 |
92 |
74 |
12 |
6 |
1254 |
I find that my clients are more relaxed when they don't have to sneak peeks at the clock. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1255 |
How long have you been seeing this giant clock? |
1.2609 |
0.05396 |
115 |
93 |
14 |
8 |
1256 |
I had to replace the Salvador Dali. My patients were freaking out. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1257 |
That's one of Dali's first post-therapy works. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1258 |
Perhaps this clock tower was not the ideal office suite. |
1.2609 |
0.05253 |
115 |
92 |
16 |
7 |
1259 |
This way, I won’t be distracted looking at my watch during your appointments. |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1260 |
Yes, you will owe me $200 in 7 minutes and 53 seconds. How does that make you feel? |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1261 |
My therapist told me that I need to better prioritize my time instead of just my patients'. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1262 |
What window? |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1263 |
Time is on your side. Your left side. |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1264 |
What time do YOU think it really is? |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
1265 |
I hope my new clock is not a distraction. |
1.2602 |
0.05011 |
123 |
98 |
18 |
7 |
1266 |
It strikes me that we have not made progress on your chronophobia. |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1267 |
I feel like you're trying to send me a message. |
1.2602 |
0.04737 |
123 |
96 |
22 |
5 |
1268 |
Let’s talk about why you feel you have to watch the clock. |
1.2598 |
0.05026 |
127 |
102 |
17 |
8 |
1269 |
So, what do you think of the new clock therapy? |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1270 |
If it’s any consolation, the thumping sound isn’t caused by your heart. |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1271 |
My LASIK procedure didn’t go well |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1272 |
What do I get if I Beat the Clock? |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1273 |
Charging by the minute |
1.2596 |
0.05112 |
104 |
81 |
19 |
4 |
1274 |
FYI— I had to adjust my hourly rate due to inflation. |
1.2596 |
0.05465 |
104 |
83 |
15 |
6 |
1275 |
Take your time…… I charge by the minute. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1276 |
And when the clock next ticks, you’ll wake up, pay my $200 fee and pretend you’re cured. |
1.2595 |
0.04672 |
131 |
103 |
22 |
6 |
1277 |
Clock? What clock? |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1278 |
Simply put, we must live in the present. |
1.2593 |
0.04987 |
108 |
84 |
20 |
4 |
1279 |
You control the narrative until your time is up in seven minutes. |
1.2593 |
0.04810 |
108 |
83 |
22 |
3 |
1280 |
That reminds me, I have an eye appointment tomorrow. |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1281 |
I just can’t shake this feeling that time is looming over me |
1.2589 |
0.04702 |
112 |
86 |
23 |
3 |
1282 |
I found that most of my patients found the digital clock so unwelcoming, so I put this one in. |
1.2587 |
0.04625 |
143 |
114 |
21 |
8 |
1283 |
The topic of our session today is proportionality. |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1284 |
Tell me about your obsession with time. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1285 |
Time is a construct. In this case a very, very large construct. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1286 |
That should help you be in the moment. Oops, new moment. New moment. New moment. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1287 |
It's $300 an hour whether you talk to me or not. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1288 |
Let’s explore why you’re so focused on the time. |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1289 |
Can you give me the seven-minute version? |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1290 |
I can’t get you back this hour of your life, but I can help you feel better about losing it. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1291 |
Let's unpack why you're focusing on the second hand. Do you feel second-hand? |
1.2583 |
0.05225 |
120 |
97 |
15 |
8 |
1292 |
Although time is a precious gift, just a reminder that I charge for mine. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1293 |
AT FIRST IT WAS AWKWARD, BUT I CAN’T EVEN HEAR THE TICKING ANYMORE. |
1.2581 |
0.05231 |
124 |
101 |
14 |
9 |
1294 |
So as you can see, I went to Yale. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1295 |
I found having the Doomsday clock as decor helps clients reach existential crisis sooner |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1296 |
I always forget. Is this when I fall behind or spring ahead? |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1297 |
Yes, I get paid by the hour but it's not really important to me. |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
1298 |
I don’t understand this irrational obsession with time you have. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1299 |
Yeah, I once helped Flavor Flav through a tough time. |
1.2574 |
0.06078 |
101 |
84 |
8 |
9 |
1300 |
Our time is about up. Would you like to talk or just continue napping? |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
1301 |
You only need to worry if the hands stop moving. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1302 |
Oh just ignore that Mr. Wellsley. That's just something my accountant thought would be a good idea. |
1.2574 |
0.05912 |
101 |
83 |
10 |
8 |
1303 |
Pencils down. The answers: your mother, your mother, and, your mother. |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1304 |
Let's talk about your obsession with time! |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1305 |
It’s not exactly a fear of death, but everything seems to remind me my time is running out.” |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
1306 |
You better finish up-- the alarm is about to go off. |
1.2571 |
0.04885 |
105 |
81 |
21 |
3 |
1307 |
Where do you get this obsession with time? Just try and stay on point. |
1.2571 |
0.04576 |
140 |
111 |
22 |
7 |
1308 |
You seem obsessed with the big hand. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1309 |
As you can see, our time is looming. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1310 |
I'll say it again, that loud ticking sound is all in your mind. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1311 |
When I said you would be cured by 6, I was talking years. |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1312 |
Doctor - is our time up, I can only read digital clocks |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1313 |
''Well, it's time for you to put on some pants' |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1314 |
In a few more minutes we can switch and I’ll tell you about MY nightmare client. |
1.2569 |
0.06030 |
109 |
92 |
6 |
11 |
1315 |
I need help doc, BIG TIME. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1316 |
I can’t help but notice the time |
1.2569 |
0.04772 |
109 |
84 |
22 |
3 |
1317 |
Next time could our session be somewhere a little less public than the Musée d’Orsay? |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1318 |
Think of it as more time for your money. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1319 |
Are we thinking big hand or little hand? |
1.2566 |
0.04666 |
113 |
87 |
23 |
3 |
1320 |
The second hand needs to be adjusted and the diplomas straightened, but don't sweat the small stuff, right? |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1321 |
It’s the little hands you always have to watch out for”. |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
1322 |
You have all the time in the world.
But don't waste the next five minutes. |
1.2564 |
0.04403 |
117 |
89 |
26 |
2 |
1323 |
Close your eyes and listen to the sound of the ticking money meter. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1324 |
Let's talk about the "CLOCK"in the room. |
1.2564 |
0.04879 |
117 |
92 |
20 |
5 |
1325 |
Granted it's oversized, but wait until you hear the sound it makes when your appointment here is over. |
1.2564 |
0.05313 |
117 |
95 |
14 |
8 |
1326 |
My husband bought me that clock. You probably think he is a short man with inadequacy issues. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1327 |
Tell me you see it,too. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1328 |
Don't worry, no rush! |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1329 |
Let’s wait a few more minutes before you tell me why you’re here. |
1.2562 |
0.04771 |
121 |
95 |
21 |
5 |
1330 |
You have 7 minutes left to recover your life, but please don’t let the clock distract you. |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1331 |
This is your two minute warning |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1332 |
We've hit the big time. |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1333 |
That's how I weed out the Gen Z slackers |
1.2560 |
0.04670 |
125 |
98 |
22 |
5 |
1334 |
So, for next week, let’s continue our focus on living in the moment. |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1335 |
Would you mind helping me change the batteries? |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1336 |
Oh, look at the time! Anything else before we wrap up? |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1337 |
IT'S THE TICKING... PLEASE STOP THE TICKING !!! |
1.2551 |
0.05676 |
98 |
79 |
13 |
6 |
1338 |
The size is commensurate with my fee, why? |
1.2551 |
0.05089 |
98 |
76 |
19 |
3 |
1339 |
I guess you were at least passively listening about my Dali dream last session. |
1.2547 |
0.05372 |
106 |
85 |
15 |
6 |
1340 |
You are the second person today to notice that it shows the correct time. I am wondering if it is broken. |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1341 |
Why do you believe that time is passing you by? |
1.2547 |
0.05027 |
106 |
83 |
19 |
4 |
1342 |
Married couple of 30 years on a Sunday in January |
1.2547 |
0.05202 |
106 |
84 |
17 |
5 |
1343 |
Perhaps you haven't noticed, but your time is almost up! |
1.2545 |
0.05393 |
110 |
89 |
14 |
7 |
1344 |
You pay me $5 every time the big hand moves. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1345 |
It's not the doomsday clock, but one minute after six makes your bill explode. |
1.2545 |
0.05074 |
110 |
87 |
18 |
5 |
1346 |
No, I DONT understand your Tictok obsession. |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
1347 |
Why do you think you see that as the Doomsday Clock? |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1348 |
Since we only have seven minutes left, tell me about your childhood . . . |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1349 |
That’s a very subtle hint I charge by the hour |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1350 |
Seven minutes to get your shit together. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1351 |
Do you ever feel like time is pressing down on you? |
1.2544 |
0.04460 |
114 |
87 |
25 |
2 |
1352 |
It's for people who take off their glasses. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1353 |
My wife resents me coming here. "Oh, suuure, go see your big time therapist." |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1354 |
You say it isn’t about me, but one session after I ran late you just happen to get a new clock? |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1355 |
I assure you I respect your time every bit as much as mine, Mr. Smith. |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1356 |
In case you’ve forgotten, our session ends at six. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1357 |
Oh that. We’re now billing in 30 second increments and we installed it to avoid any stress or confusion. |
1.2542 |
0.04613 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1358 |
Time just seems to expand right before you die. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1359 |
We have just enough time for a big lightning round. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1360 |
Don't take it personally, I need to get glasses. |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1361 |
Wait a minute ! , that’s second hand information |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1362 |
Oh, our time isn't almost up. That's just the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2541 |
0.05405 |
122 |
101 |
11 |
10 |
1363 |
To put it in laymen's terms, you need big-time help." |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1364 |
Well, you mentioned last session that you felt I was checking my wristwatch too often. |
1.2540 |
0.05156 |
126 |
103 |
14 |
9 |
1365 |
Please don't feel rushed. |
1.2538 |
0.04544 |
130 |
102 |
23 |
5 |
1366 |
I find it helps move things along. |
1.2537 |
0.04327 |
134 |
104 |
26 |
4 |
1367 |
I bill by the second. |
1.2537 |
0.04700 |
134 |
107 |
20 |
7 |
1368 |
When we started our sessions the big hand was pointing straight at my diplomas. Did you notice that? Pretty clever, huh? Yeah Yale thats where I got em from. Anyway, your wife died? |
1.2525 |
0.05624 |
99 |
80 |
13 |
6 |
1369 |
The last guy was obsessed with Big Tick Energy |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1370 |
Ok just 7 more minutes and you're putting your pants back on |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1371 |
It's less intimidating than a large hourglass..
don't you think? |
1.2524 |
0.04921 |
103 |
80 |
20 |
3 |
1372 |
It makes the size of the bill relatively less shocking. |
1.2524 |
0.05641 |
103 |
84 |
12 |
7 |
1373 |
And when would you say this chronophobia began? |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1374 |
Which do YOU think is 12? |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1375 |
You should be feeling almost ninety percent better. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1376 |
Does the passage of time cause you anxiety? |
1.2523 |
0.05349 |
111 |
90 |
14 |
7 |
1377 |
Well, it appears Time waits for no man's issues with his mother either. See you next week Frank. |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
1378 |
You'll have to get up in eight minutes before the cuckoo knocks the couch over. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
1379 |
Therapy is so much more exciting since we added a shot clock |
1.2523 |
0.04868 |
111 |
87 |
20 |
4 |
1380 |
What clock? I didn't even notice. I just check my cell phone for the time. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1381 |
Let’s explore that. Why do you think it’s so big? |
1.2522 |
0.04759 |
115 |
90 |
21 |
4 |
1382 |
I get the big hand and the little hand confused, too. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1383 |
But I have more to say |
1.2522 |
0.05502 |
115 |
95 |
11 |
9 |
1384 |
Does your empathy extend to the big hand? |
1.2521 |
0.04500 |
119 |
92 |
24 |
3 |
1385 |
In 6 minutes, please stick your head out the door and shout the “Cuckoo” mantra we’ve been practicing. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1386 |
In 7 minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have to stop, but tell me more about your mother. |
1.2521 |
0.05366 |
119 |
98 |
12 |
9 |
1387 |
We overcompensate too. |
1.2521 |
0.04806 |
119 |
94 |
20 |
5 |
1388 |
Say more about the size of your hands. |
1.2521 |
0.04339 |
119 |
91 |
26 |
2 |
1389 |
The clock on the wall says it's time to go; and yes, as Freud discovered, size matters, |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1390 |
So you can see how quickly I take your money. |
1.2520 |
0.05110 |
123 |
100 |
15 |
8 |
1391 |
Was it really cheaper than LASIK? |
1.2520 |
0.04996 |
127 |
103 |
16 |
8 |
1392 |
Interesting... And what made you think of the films of Orson Welles? |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1393 |
why would you say something like that at a time like this? |
1.2520 |
0.04739 |
127 |
101 |
20 |
6 |
1394 |
Just a subtle reminder that your session ends on the hour in 8 minutes. |
1.2519 |
0.04641 |
131 |
104 |
21 |
6 |
1395 |
I understand you are here for help with time management” |
1.2519 |
0.04426 |
135 |
106 |
24 |
5 |
1396 |
This keeps me from looking at my watch. |
1.2517 |
0.04148 |
143 |
111 |
28 |
4 |
1397 |
No pressure. We still have time. |
1.2516 |
0.04368 |
159 |
128 |
22 |
9 |
1398 |
I’m big on punctuality. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1399 |
You have seven minutes left in this week's session. Last chance to make it good! |
1.2500 |
0.04807 |
124 |
99 |
19 |
6 |
1400 |
In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re getting to the top of the hour… |
1.2500 |
0.05459 |
116 |
96 |
11 |
9 |
1401 |
Mr Tic. Can you read the tock. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1402 |
Your time's almost up. Let's get to the good stuff. |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
1403 |
A breakthrough!
Thanks, Doctor.
It's about time! |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1404 |
KA-CHING. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1405 |
Yes,that what we meant when we said after six sessions, we guarantee you’ll make it to the big time. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1406 |
I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1407 |
Your fifty minutes are up at six. |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1408 |
Oops ! I meant six not sex . |
1.2500 |
0.04794 |
100 |
77 |
21 |
2 |
1409 |
What ticking clock? |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
1410 |
Really, Richard, take your time; no reason to feel any time pressure. |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1411 |
It sounds like you are having second thoughts |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1412 |
It’s a grandmother clock |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1413 |
Last session, you mentioned something about, "the inexorable, creeping doom that is the unstoppable march of time." Let's explore that, shall we? |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
1414 |
'Well, looks like you have eight minutes to get your shit together." |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
116 |
92 |
19 |
5 |
1415 |
7 1/2 minutes to feel better! |
1.2500 |
0.04573 |
128 |
101 |
22 |
5 |
1416 |
And what does the big hand remind you of? |
1.2500 |
0.04944 |
108 |
85 |
19 |
4 |
1417 |
We both know we’ll just be looking at the clock anyway |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1418 |
When the big hand hits the top of the circle, you're out $450. |
1.2500 |
0.04308 |
120 |
92 |
26 |
2 |
1419 |
I see that you're pretty serious about hourly rates... |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1420 |
And why do you think that you always feel rushed? |
1.2500 |
0.04379 |
124 |
96 |
25 |
3 |
1421 |
You asked for a real Shrink, so I've shrunken you to make your problems feel insignificant against the unstoppable march of time. |
1.2500 |
0.04960 |
128 |
104 |
16 |
8 |
1422 |
Oh that. Well er....my patients find the ticking to have a calming effect |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
148 |
119 |
21 |
8 |
1423 |
I know it’s really 9:15, but it’s a pain replacing the batteries. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1424 |
I sense that the next seven minutes will be big. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1425 |
What time do you have? |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1426 |
Goodness would you look at the time |
1.2500 |
0.05306 |
112 |
91 |
14 |
7 |
1427 |
So, Todd, if you had 8 min left in your life what would you say? |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1428 |
Yes, I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp. CLEARLY. But I’ve exhausted all efforts to make you understand that a therapeutic “hour” is 50 minutes. And ONCE AGAIN, you have dropped an emotional bomb at the 0:49:45 mark of our session. |
1.2500 |
0.05177 |
116 |
94 |
15 |
7 |
1429 |
Andy Warhol was a patient “ |
1.2481 |
0.04821 |
133 |
108 |
17 |
8 |
1430 |
It is a bit loud. |
1.2481 |
0.04453 |
133 |
105 |
23 |
5 |
1431 |
A successfully treated 'GOD COMPLEX' patient left me his wristwatch as a parting gift. |
1.2481 |
0.04673 |
129 |
103 |
20 |
6 |
1432 |
But you said time was a construct… |
1.2480 |
0.04636 |
125 |
99 |
21 |
5 |
1433 |
Try not to think of it as the Doomsday Clock . . . |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1434 |
The clock is not your problem. |
1.2479 |
0.04435 |
121 |
94 |
24 |
3 |
1435 |
I get time and a half after six. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1436 |
I want you to live in the moment but hurry up your time is almost over. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1437 |
Let's explore why you feel obsessed with mortality. |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1438 |
I thought your 'big time' delusions might be helped, and frankly, the clock size makes no difference at all; you still can't figure out that you lose if you snooze. " |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1439 |
This sense of urgency you mentioned... is it here in the room with us right now? |
1.2479 |
0.05285 |
121 |
100 |
12 |
9 |
1440 |
My mother wants me to be a big time doctor. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1441 |
I find charging by the minute is more productive than the hourly rate. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1442 |
Quiet! You're early. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1443 |
I know I'm paid hourly, but let's try to focus on something else. |
1.2479 |
0.04527 |
117 |
91 |
23 |
3 |
1444 |
I feel that you're blowing things out of proportion. |
1.2479 |
0.05137 |
117 |
95 |
15 |
7 |
1445 |
I’m what they call a “big time therapist”. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1446 |
It's art. We never keep track of time |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1447 |
I couldn’t help but notice your eyes keep drifting towards the clock, what do you think that means? |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1448 |
Believe me, you're not the only one who'd like to "take a swing" at my decorator. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1449 |
When I said 'Take your time', I didn't mean it literally. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1450 |
It's not a clock. It measures the patient's neurosis. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1451 |
Why does it seem time is always looming? |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1452 |
So, when did this "exaggeration" thing begin? |
1.2477 |
0.04544 |
109 |
84 |
23 |
2 |
1453 |
Wait all you like,that clock never moves. |
1.2477 |
0.04904 |
109 |
86 |
19 |
4 |
1454 |
I can’t read it either, it came with the office |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1455 |
Tempus fugit, Mr. Cooper - you have seven minutes to tell me about your lifelong relationship with your mother. |
1.2476 |
0.05707 |
105 |
87 |
10 |
8 |
1456 |
Be sure to cover your ears when your time is up. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1457 |
Are you happy now? I’ve enlarged our time. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1458 |
It is there to remind you time is a human construct. Our time here finite. |
1.2476 |
0.04444 |
105 |
80 |
24 |
1 |
1459 |
There'll be a subtle reminder when your time is up. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1460 |
Tell me more about that time you struggled to see what was directly in front you. |
1.2476 |
0.05203 |
105 |
84 |
16 |
5 |
1461 |
Actually, we have a little time left but I think I'm out of patience. |
1.2476 |
0.05376 |
105 |
85 |
14 |
6 |
1462 |
I have this inescapable sensation that time is looming over me… |
1.2476 |
0.04645 |
105 |
81 |
22 |
2 |
1463 |
You seem a little wound-up. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1464 |
Maybe you are dreaming of hitting the big time, but I still have to bill you. |
1.2475 |
0.04956 |
101 |
79 |
19 |
3 |
1465 |
I've grown tired of subtlety. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1466 |
It's happy hour somewhere. |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
1467 |
Just ignore that. You were saying something about impermanence? |
1.2474 |
0.05083 |
97 |
76 |
18 |
3 |
1468 |
You have seven and a half minutes to tell me about your sex life. |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1469 |
Time is money |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1470 |
Maybe this will be more productive if you came back when it isn’t happy hour. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1471 |
You've been working on time management issues for several months. Do you think the new clock will help a little bit? |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1472 |
Thought I’d have some fun with new clock; when the alarm goes off it plays “Crazy.” |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1473 |
Tell me more about your fear of impending doom. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1474 |
It was a Christmas gift from my receptionist, she gets upset when my appointments run late. |
1.2459 |
0.04843 |
122 |
98 |
18 |
6 |
1475 |
Well, I can see by the man on the couch that our session is almost over, Mr. Clock. |
1.2458 |
0.05097 |
118 |
96 |
15 |
7 |
1476 |
I see we are running out of time |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1477 |
Your time really is almost up. |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1478 |
That’s TikTok’s great grandpa, Father Time. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1479 |
Since I got the large clock my patients seemed obsessed with the time instead of sharing their problems. |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1480 |
You preferred the hourglass? |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1481 |
Time is, quite literally, up. |
1.2456 |
0.05071 |
114 |
92 |
16 |
6 |
1482 |
When the session time is up, it falls on the couch. |
1.2456 |
0.05222 |
114 |
93 |
14 |
7 |
1483 |
A subtle reminder to my patients |
1.2456 |
0.04915 |
114 |
91 |
18 |
5 |
1484 |
Boy that’s a big cock you have… I mean clock. Sorry Freudian slip. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
1485 |
As Freud is alleged to have said "Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1486 |
In 7 1/2 minutes you'll feel even more anxiety than when you first got here. |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1487 |
Ask not for whom the clock ticks,it ticks for thee |
1.2455 |
0.04509 |
110 |
85 |
23 |
2 |
1488 |
You should start wrapping it up. |
1.2455 |
0.05508 |
110 |
91 |
11 |
8 |
1489 |
Yes, we're running a few minutes over, but finish what you were saying about your OCD. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1490 |
It's interesting you see it as a clock. Would you like to say more about this for seven minutes? |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1491 |
No, I’m not gaslighting you, Mr. Jenkins. That clock’s been there since your first visit 6 months ago. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
1492 |
It is by the same designer as Big Ben |
1.2455 |
0.04865 |
110 |
87 |
19 |
4 |
1493 |
You seem wound up. |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1494 |
Chronophobia is defined by the extreme fear of time passing by. Incidentally your session ends in 5 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.2453 |
0.04607 |
106 |
82 |
22 |
2 |
1495 |
So, please leave your childhood and go over the next forty years of you life in eight minutes . . . |
1.2453 |
0.04982 |
106 |
84 |
18 |
4 |
1496 |
What are sheetrock anchors, and how do they relate to your fear of dying? |
1.2453 |
0.04345 |
159 |
129 |
21 |
9 |
1497 |
We’re at the end of our session. You need to start preparing yourself to go out of this door and face all the newly discovered and stirred up trauma that you had no idea about prior to this session. |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1498 |
Let's discuss your issues with time management |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1499 |
Size matters |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1500 |
In case you hadn't noticed... |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1501 |
Finally you woke up! In 7 minutes or less explain why you think your part sloth.
Frank Buckley Andover MA |
1.2451 |
0.05294 |
102 |
82 |
15 |
5 |
1502 |
No, it's just an art piece on living in the moment. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1503 |
Wait until you hear the end-of-session bell! |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
1504 |
That is not a clock. It's a painting by Magritte. |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1505 |
You know a hunchback use to live up here before we converted it into my office. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1506 |
In the 2 minutes we have left, tell me about your mother. |
1.2447 |
0.05596 |
94 |
76 |
13 |
5 |
1507 |
Does the big one mean anything to you? |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1508 |
Yes, the end is near. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
1509 |
In case you forget that I bill by the hour. |
1.2443 |
0.05094 |
131 |
109 |
12 |
10 |
1510 |
It's used for cognitive behavioral therapy for death anxiety. |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
1511 |
And why do you think you're so focused on your own mortality. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1512 |
Looks like we have time for one more grievance. |
1.2440 |
0.03915 |
168 |
133 |
29 |
6 |
1513 |
The cuckoo clock was setting a bad tone. |
1.2439 |
0.04522 |
123 |
97 |
22 |
4 |
1514 |
That’s perfectly normal. Many of my patients have nightmares about clocks. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1515 |
With this, doorknob confessions have reduced by 76%. |
1.2437 |
0.04128 |
119 |
91 |
27 |
1 |
1516 |
That's to remind you that money comes and goes, time only goes. |
1.2435 |
0.04877 |
115 |
92 |
18 |
5 |
1517 |
You've got seven minutes left. So, what's your anxiety? |
1.2435 |
0.05180 |
115 |
94 |
14 |
7 |
1518 |
It’s more effective than non-verbal cues of when our session is over. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1519 |
Yes, I am quite sure you arrived late for our session. |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1520 |
It’s never too late, John. Why do you ask? |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1521 |
Time is almost up on our session -- Please put your pants back on |
1.2432 |
0.05154 |
111 |
90 |
15 |
6 |
1522 |
My patients find it easier to stay in the 'present moment' |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
1523 |
So this is what you meant by "making the big time". |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1524 |
No, no. You can ignore the clock. That’s my job. |
1.2432 |
0.04653 |
111 |
87 |
21 |
3 |
1525 |
I see by the, well, you know. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1526 |
As you can clearly see, less than ten minutes remain in this session. So, at $500 per hour, don't waste them. |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
1527 |
In seven minutes we can change places. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1528 |
Tell me. What ticks you off? |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1529 |
Now that we've agreed on my hourly rate, what is it that brings you here today? |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1530 |
Dr. Whitlock felt she had finally hit the big time. |
1.2430 |
0.05449 |
107 |
88 |
12 |
7 |
1531 |
A gift from a patient we'll just call the white rabbit.
Fella is doing much better after learning to let go. |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1532 |
You must have searched for "big-time shrink". |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
1533 |
Time is my biggest fear. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1534 |
I don't wear a watch—or glasses. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1535 |
Same time next week? |
1.2427 |
0.05248 |
103 |
83 |
15 |
5 |
1536 |
To you, is it AM or PM? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1537 |
It reminds us that The past is fixed, but the future is not... and also that I'm billing you $5 a minute. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1538 |
Yes, an accurate feeling, here, time is money. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1539 |
Got the idea in England. It's my Big When to stop. |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
1540 |
Yeah, I know. But I've never figured out how to adjust it for DST. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1541 |
Have you always felt time was running out? |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1542 |
Ignore that. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1543 |
Don’t worry. It’s not the world’s doomsday clock…just yours. |
1.2419 |
0.04773 |
124 |
100 |
18 |
6 |
1544 |
“Because I was tired of making furtive glances at my watch every fifty minutes.” |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
1545 |
Cheugy! What's that on your wall? |
1.2418 |
0.05708 |
91 |
74 |
12 |
5 |
1546 |
You’ve got seven minutes left. But hey, who’s counting? |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1547 |
I had many Patients way more weird than you, Mr. Bloom, who finished their rants on time. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1548 |
Well, I think we made big time progress today! |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1549 |
The one with Roman numerals definitely would have been too distracting. |
1.2417 |
0.05020 |
120 |
98 |
15 |
7 |
1550 |
It's a new technique I've developed that combines talk therapy and shock therapy; I call it tock therapy. |
1.2414 |
0.04682 |
116 |
92 |
20 |
4 |
1551 |
I told you I would show you a big time! |
1.2414 |
0.05284 |
116 |
96 |
12 |
8 |
1552 |
This is your wake up call. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
1553 |
Tell me briefly about your mother. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1554 |
Yes, it actually is a metaphor for the inexorable approach of death. How does that make you feel? |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1555 |
Let me worry about the time remaining. Just free associate for the next seven and a quarter minutes. |
1.2411 |
0.05112 |
112 |
91 |
15 |
6 |
1556 |
I thought you said it would fly ? |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1557 |
Pay no attention to the wall art. |
1.2411 |
0.05267 |
112 |
92 |
13 |
7 |
1558 |
Just take your time -- all 2 minutes and 55 seconds of it. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1559 |
Time passes,will you? |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1560 |
You say it gets larger the closer we get to the end of the appointment? We'll take that up in the next session. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1561 |
Ok. I'm done. Your turn! |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1562 |
Up to you to fill in the 50 minutes. |
1.2407 |
0.04533 |
108 |
84 |
22 |
2 |
1563 |
You've got 7 minutes and 56 seconds. Let's wrap it up. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1564 |
It reminds me time heals all wounds. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1565 |
I feel like time is not on my side. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1566 |
It makes $300 an hour easier to stomach. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1567 |
Sometimes I feel like I have too much time on my hands |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1568 |
How am I supposed to believe size doesn’t matter, Doc? |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1569 |
Time is relative. Why worry about an abstract concept? |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1570 |
We charge by the second, but don’t worry about the time. |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1571 |
Two minute warning. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1572 |
It was more appropriate than a cuckoo clock. |
1.2404 |
0.05202 |
104 |
84 |
15 |
5 |
1573 |
It’s almost over |
1.2404 |
0.04427 |
104 |
80 |
23 |
1 |
1574 |
Sometimes we FEEL small because we ARE small. |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1575 |
You should consider spending less of your life watching the clock. |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1576 |
This way you get to be the one who says
"I see that our time is up." |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1577 |
are we getting close to your nervous breakdown? |
1.2400 |
0.05003 |
125 |
103 |
14 |
8 |
1578 |
You are now being charged overtime. |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1579 |
I’ve got to get to the car wash before it closes. |
1.2400 |
0.05881 |
100 |
84 |
8 |
8 |
1580 |
Why, I do charge by the hour.
How did you know? |
1.2400 |
0.04873 |
125 |
102 |
16 |
7 |
1581 |
It grows when patients lie to themselves |
1.2400 |
0.05527 |
100 |
82 |
12 |
6 |
1582 |
You said you were hurt and surprised when I called time last week, and I want you to know that I heard you. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1583 |
Every time one of my patients is late the clock gets bigger. |
1.2397 |
0.05119 |
121 |
100 |
13 |
8 |
1584 |
Hey Doc, any chance next week you might answer one of MY questions.” |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1585 |
Doctor, are you looking at the clock?" "No, I haven't looked at the clock in five minutes. |
1.2397 |
0.04983 |
121 |
99 |
15 |
7 |
1586 |
I prefer to think of it as art. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1587 |
You will return from age-regression to your adult self when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1588 |
They ran out of the giant digital ones. |
1.2396 |
0.05287 |
96 |
77 |
15 |
4 |
1589 |
I got tired of telling patient their hour was up. |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
1590 |
Well, looks like it's almost time to pay me. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1591 |
You have time on your side, Mr. Collins |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1592 |
You better start talkin'. |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1593 |
I feel like a big time loser |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1594 |
Therapist: We clearly don’t have enough time to discuss your feelings about the political sideshow of 2023. So, how is your marriage? |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1595 |
Don’t sweat it. We generally get more accomplished in the last few minutes than in the rest of the hour. |
1.2393 |
0.04953 |
117 |
95 |
16 |
6 |
1596 |
It’s about time, isn’t it? |
1.2393 |
0.04802 |
117 |
94 |
18 |
5 |
1597 |
My patients used to just ramble on and on and lose track |
1.2393 |
0.05242 |
117 |
97 |
12 |
8 |
1598 |
It’s a conversation starter. And ender. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1599 |
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four... |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1600 |
Oh, just ignore that. I think it's five minutes fast. |
1.2391 |
0.04977 |
92 |
72 |
18 |
2 |
1601 |
This needs a caption?! |
1.2389 |
0.05225 |
113 |
93 |
13 |
7 |
1602 |
Just try to ignore it and be in the moment. |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
1603 |
We're 3 minutes into OT. It's Hail Mary time, big guy. |
1.2385 |
0.05358 |
109 |
90 |
12 |
7 |
1604 |
Actually, it’s from my accountant. |
1.2385 |
0.04496 |
109 |
85 |
22 |
2 |
1605 |
Oh that. I was a gift from the patient who always comes in after you. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1606 |
Just be here now |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
1607 |
We'll pick up on the roots of your hatred of pickleball at our next session, okay? |
1.2385 |
0.04477 |
130 |
104 |
21 |
5 |
1608 |
We have more time, the clock is for decoration. |
1.2381 |
0.03982 |
168 |
135 |
26 |
7 |
1609 |
Oddly enough, all of my clients have issues about time. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1610 |
Can you make me well in 8 minutes? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1611 |
Sometimes an oversized clock is just an oversized clock. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1612 |
I bought it at a 'Second Hand' store. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1613 |
You've got five minutes left for a breakthrough. Ready. Set. Go. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
1614 |
We have a whopping seven minutes left. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
1615 |
John, your cartoon balloon has turned into a clock. What do you think that means? |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
1616 |
I can see we're just about out of time for today... |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1617 |
It's my way to cope with macular degeneration. |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1618 |
And…..our time’s up |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1619 |
I actually healed a patient and the clock just stopped. I leave it there as a reminder of what's possible. |
1.2381 |
0.05665 |
105 |
88 |
9 |
8 |
1620 |
Try and focus on the positives Jerry, time is on your side. |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
1621 |
Did I mention I have another appointment at six? |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1622 |
At least it seems that time's on your side, Jim. |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1623 |
It’s time to address your procrastination issues head on. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1624 |
The days are getting longer! |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1625 |
You know…sometimes a clock is just a clock. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1626 |
That reminds me, my fee is increasing as well. |
1.2376 |
0.04483 |
101 |
78 |
22 |
1 |
1627 |
I feel major time pressure in your office, doctor. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1628 |
Let us wrap this up. Happy hour is almost over. |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1629 |
A giant cuckoo clock just seemed too inappropriate. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1630 |
You see a diving rod with cognitive dissonance. I see our time's almost up. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1631 |
My sense of proportion is terrible, but my sense of time is excellent. |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1632 |
Would you say it makes you feel small? |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1633 |
I feel like every time I spring forward I actually fall back. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1634 |
We've got seven minutes left, but you'll want to be gone before the chime goes off. |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1635 |
You owe me big time. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1636 |
Your really need to work on staying present. Not right now though,I have another client coming. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1637 |
If the ticking seems disruptive,just wait until you hear the alarm! |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1638 |
Now slowly open your eyes and take out your wallet. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1639 |
Time flies when you're having phobias |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1640 |
No, my practice is not Freudian. Why do you ask? |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1641 |
Just the thought of the alarm going off keeps my patients awake... |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1642 |
Why do you think you've been dreaming that your time is running out? |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1643 |
You're so right about the size of the clock in these converted tower offices.. But, I bet you'll get a real kick out of the bell, when it goes off. |
1.2364 |
0.05619 |
110 |
93 |
8 |
9 |
1644 |
So, you're saying that you know firsthand that the second hand is actually the third hand? |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1645 |
And where do you think the pressure to use your time wisely originates? |
1.2364 |
0.04820 |
110 |
88 |
18 |
4 |
1646 |
You should see my oven thermometer. |
1.2360 |
0.05767 |
89 |
73 |
11 |
5 |
1647 |
Doctor,I've got big-time problems. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1648 |
Well, I can see our time is almost up. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1649 |
Why do you think your day feels overwhelming? |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1650 |
And yet they still take you for less than face value. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1651 |
We have some garbage time. Any thoughts? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1652 |
Is this going to be a long story? |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1653 |
I call it billable hours on steroids. |
1.2353 |
0.05604 |
102 |
85 |
10 |
7 |
1654 |
Oh, so you're one of these Tik Tok therapists. |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1655 |
Well, that was a big hour. |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1656 |
Just to remind you when it's time to blurt out what you really came here for. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1657 |
I have great confidence in you. You can make is seven minutes and 57 seconds without mentioning your ex. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1658 |
I won’t miss you asking. |
1.2348 |
0.05288 |
115 |
96 |
11 |
8 |
1659 |
We are now in the big time. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1660 |
It's for people with OCD ... Obsessive Clock Disorder. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1661 |
I'm tired of arguing about when the hour is over. |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1662 |
The Rolling Stones would love this! |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1663 |
It's time to wake up and smell the roses on my desk on your way out |
1.2348 |
0.04676 |
115 |
92 |
19 |
4 |
1664 |
I'd like to explore your anxiety. Let's start with your constant fear that the end is near. |
1.2348 |
0.05142 |
115 |
95 |
13 |
7 |
1665 |
Big time! |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1666 |
Oh that's plenty of time to discuss your sex life. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1667 |
Even though the bill for the clock, couch, frames and clipboard was expensive, I still think it's cheaper than paying for therapy. |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
1668 |
Do you often feel rushed? |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1669 |
I find that most of my patients are preoccupied with time. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1670 |
So you believe an hour consists of sixty minutes? |
1.2342 |
0.05270 |
111 |
92 |
12 |
7 |
1671 |
What do you mean, you don’t have the time? |
1.2342 |
0.04236 |
111 |
86 |
24 |
1 |
1672 |
Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, or, according to my accountant, pay for. |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1673 |
Don't worry, I've turned off the chime. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1674 |
Time always looms larger when you're just lying there depressed and immobile. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1675 |
It sounds like you feel that time is looming over you. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1676 |
Yes, time is just a construct. My time is constructed at $200/hour. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1677 |
It encourages you to tock. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1678 |
I did a solid for Flavor Flav. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1679 |
I think we’re going to have to leave your mother until our next session. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1680 |
Well, I think it's worth getting back to your feeling of being 'pressed by time'. |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1681 |
Dali made that for me after I mostly cured him. |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1682 |
I see you’re big on time. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1683 |
Alexa is my time up yet? |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1684 |
So doctor, have you ever considered eyeglasses? |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1685 |
Two more minutes and I'm outta here! |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1686 |
As you can see, your time is up in seven minutes and fifty seven seconds. Fifty six, fifty five ... |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1687 |
As you can see, you’ve got some big time issues. |
1.2331 |
0.04386 |
133 |
107 |
21 |
5 |
1688 |
Your parents sound awful. Tell me more about what it was like to be their son, in seven minutes or less. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1689 |
Don't worry -- I'll remind you when we're almost done. |
1.2330 |
0.04618 |
103 |
81 |
20 |
2 |
1690 |
I hung it there to constantly remind me to check the dimensions before clicking “add to cart”. |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
1691 |
With this, as with everything, time is on your side. |
1.2328 |
0.04475 |
116 |
92 |
21 |
3 |
1692 |
No, that’s just a normal, everyday sized clock. Maybe you’re just crazy? Ever think about that? |
1.2328 |
0.05246 |
116 |
97 |
11 |
8 |
1693 |
you should really try to be in the moment. |
1.2328 |
0.05246 |
116 |
97 |
11 |
8 |
1694 |
That's a very big clock. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1695 |
Yes, it's an important part of your therapy. When that big hand reaches the top, I'm $500 richer. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1696 |
Can we speed up to your teenage years? |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1697 |
When I saw this clock tower office space become available online I thought I'd give it a try" |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1698 |
Well, I think I see our time is about up. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1699 |
Don’t mind the clock. It’s to time my Pop-Tarts. |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1700 |
Well, you’re right. It does remind me of Big Ben…without the rain. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1701 |
Zzzzzzz |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
1702 |
Doc, I feel like I’m ‘on the clock,”! |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1703 |
Relax. You have five minutes before the two-minute warning. |
1.2316 |
0.04601 |
95 |
74 |
20 |
1 |
1704 |
As a Freudian, I know that male patients feel secure when they have a huge clock. |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1705 |
Don’t rush, but when you hear my clock chime
”ka-ching” my rate goes into overtime. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1706 |
NOW do you really know what time it is? |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
1707 |
Gotta say....you've got problems. Big time. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1708 |
It just helps me keep an eye on my parking… |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1709 |
Relax. Together, we'll discover the root causes of your chronophobia. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1710 |
I think this therapy will help you Big Time. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1711 |
It’s just the same thing minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1712 |
You have just seven minutes to explain how your fifty three minute nap helped in this session? |
1.2314 |
0.04659 |
121 |
98 |
18 |
5 |
1713 |
Oh no, go on—we have plenty of time. |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
1714 |
Let's not dwell so much on the second hand but rather keep our focus on the big picture. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1715 |
Your time isn’t truly up until the clock falls on top of you. |
1.2308 |
0.05333 |
104 |
86 |
12 |
6 |
1716 |
In 7 minutes you'll owe me one thousand bucks. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1717 |
Continue these sessions, and with time you'll be able to just wear a watch. |
1.2308 |
0.05672 |
104 |
88 |
8 |
8 |
1718 |
Yes, the minutes get longer for me, too. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1719 |
How much time do I have left? |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1720 |
I'll second that! |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1721 |
And what is Harold Lloyd doing in your dream? |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1722 |
Just relax! You’ve got seven minutes left to turn your life around! |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1723 |
Tic-toc, Mr. Simmonds. Tic-toc. |
1.2308 |
0.04914 |
117 |
96 |
15 |
6 |
1724 |
Be ready, in less than 7 minutes we switch places. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1725 |
At least it isn’t melting anymore… |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1726 |
No, you're on the clock, the clock is not on you. |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1727 |
…actually they’re both big hands. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1728 |
What the F---you waited until this moment to reveal that! |
1.2300 |
0.05478 |
100 |
83 |
11 |
6 |
1729 |
That’s part of our new pay-as-you-go program. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1730 |
The big hand says our time is about up. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1731 |
Our goal, Mr. Davis, is to try to understand why you feel that time is so short. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1732 |
Everywhere I look it feels like I’m running out of time |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
1733 |
I find watching it tick away the seconds of your pathetic life and my fat paycheck comforting somehow. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1734 |
You have seven more minutes to wrap up your life story. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1735 |
I think I'm going crazy... I keep hearing this ticking noise! |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1736 |
Ten minutes before the alarm goes off--let's begin with how you felt in the womb. |
1.2294 |
0.05154 |
109 |
90 |
13 |
6 |
1737 |
At the end of July, it always looks bigger. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1738 |
Despite your dour emotions, my happy hour will start soon. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1739 |
Time is a concept. Billable time doubly so. |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1740 |
I’d love it if we could squeeze in a breakthrough. |
1.2292 |
0.04559 |
96 |
75 |
20 |
1 |
1741 |
I try not to let our sessions run over. |
1.2292 |
0.05017 |
96 |
77 |
16 |
3 |
1742 |
Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care?!? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1743 |
Let’s be mindful of the time. In five minutes, how would you mother interpret the situation? |
1.2288 |
0.05022 |
118 |
98 |
13 |
7 |
1744 |
I was tired of clients claiming I cut their session short. |
1.2288 |
0.04408 |
118 |
94 |
21 |
3 |
1745 |
Time is just a construct. A really, really ginormous construct. |
1.2286 |
0.04334 |
105 |
82 |
22 |
1 |
1746 |
My union put it up. |
1.2286 |
0.04541 |
105 |
83 |
20 |
2 |
1747 |
Let me worry about the time, |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1748 |
I hear you saying that you've become preoccupied with time, is that correct? |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1749 |
Looks like our time is about to become my time until next time. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1750 |
On my patient satisfaction surveys, there were complaints that I constantly looked at my wrist watch. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1751 |
Some prefer having an elephant in the room |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1752 |
I got it for the commuters. |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1753 |
My anxiety patients prefer digital |
1.2283 |
0.04663 |
92 |
72 |
19 |
1 |
1754 |
And that ends the session...I'll give you back the remainder of the hour |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1755 |
It was either a huge clock or a huge bill for my new prescription glasses |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1756 |
It's a clock. It's analog, and when the little hand is on six and... Don't they teach you techies anything in school any more? |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1757 |
The big hand is almost at 55 that means we're finished. |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1758 |
As your neurologist, I'm pleased you drew this and could properly identify the time. |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1759 |
Time is fleeting; madness takes its toll. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1760 |
On the website it looked smaller. |
1.2281 |
0.04499 |
114 |
91 |
20 |
3 |
1761 |
Exactly, you’re now in overtime rates. We’re close to eight minutes over our 45-minute session. The minute-hand enlargement and billing-rate was my accountant’s idea. |
1.2277 |
0.05608 |
101 |
85 |
9 |
7 |
1762 |
It's really for my near-sighted patients. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1763 |
Let’s dig deeper into the cause of your sudden chronophobia. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1764 |
I, too, suffer from time blindness. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1765 |
You give in to your mother's demands. I give in to my accountant's. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1766 |
When would you say that your chronophobia began? |
1.2277 |
0.05243 |
101 |
83 |
13 |
5 |
1767 |
Your session will end when the big hand reaches twelve. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1768 |
I hope the ticking sound doesn't distract you.... |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1769 |
Don't worry about it. You're certainly not the first GenZ-er needing to confront their fear of analog clocks. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1770 |
My version of the Rorschach test. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1771 |
Remember, time is on your side. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1772 |
Hold that epiphany until next Wednesday, five sharp. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1773 |
Because “Time IS money!” |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1774 |
I hope this helps expedite your breakthrough. Overtime begins at 6. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1775 |
Just a heads up that we’re at seven minutes and fifty-six seconds. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1776 |
Please tell me more about your mother in law. |
1.2273 |
0.05988 |
88 |
74 |
8 |
6 |
1777 |
Pressured? Not at all, there’s seven more minutes to go… |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1778 |
I just feel like time management is taking up
a lot of space in my life right now |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
1779 |
You have seven minutes to tell me how you feel you are running out of time. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1780 |
At $300.00 per hour I'll wake him at 6:00 p.m. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1781 |
Waste of time and money |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1782 |
I like to remind my clients that in both life, and especially in therapy, time is limited. I think the big clock helps. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1783 |
Please be open, but try to remember that you're paying by the hour. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1784 |
I feel like time is on my side. |
1.2269 |
0.04984 |
119 |
99 |
13 |
7 |
1785 |
Okay,your mother never loved you,your brother ran off with your wife. You've got eight minutes. Go. No pressure,though. |
1.2269 |
0.05124 |
119 |
100 |
11 |
8 |
1786 |
Yes, but it looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online. |
1.2269 |
0.04535 |
119 |
96 |
19 |
4 |
1787 |
Please explain why it is you are feeling so small? |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1788 |
It's only till my eyeglasses arrive |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1789 |
The insurance company sent it. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1790 |
I specialise in big time neuroses. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1791 |
You need help big time. |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1792 |
I know were done, but I paid for 45 minutes
and I'm not getting up yet. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1793 |
we're in penalty time now |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1794 |
It's a test to determine your age. |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
1795 |
Who do you think decided to make one hand bigger than the other? |
1.2268 |
0.04750 |
97 |
77 |
18 |
2 |
1796 |
Now might be a good time to talk about your TikTok addiction. |
1.2266 |
0.04862 |
128 |
107 |
13 |
8 |
1797 |
You really must learn how to live in the moment. |
1.2264 |
0.05409 |
106 |
89 |
10 |
7 |
1798 |
You did say time was on your side, Horace. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1799 |
Hickory dickory dock
Two minutes from stopping our talk |
1.2264 |
0.05732 |
106 |
91 |
6 |
9 |
1800 |
Yes, I suppose time is an abstract concept. But payment is not. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1801 |
It serves as a reminder that the end is near. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1802 |
‘I can’t help it doc, everywhere I go, I see her face.’ |
1.2264 |
0.04698 |
106 |
85 |
18 |
3 |
1803 |
You dont' have the time on you, do you? |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1804 |
In case my diplomas didn't give it away, I'm kind of a big time psychologist. |
1.2264 |
0.04299 |
106 |
83 |
22 |
1 |
1805 |
So, the Genie thought your last wish was to have a bigger clock? |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1806 |
Are you also hearing a loud ticking sound? |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1807 |
Yes, I suppose ‘seven to six’ does sound like a close football score, but let’s not let your athlemophobia keep us from exploring your chronomentrophobia.” |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1808 |
It all goes back to my father, Time |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
1809 |
Exposure therapy for procrastinators. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1810 |
Talk more about feeling "rushed" in here. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
1811 |
And it chimes ‘ka-ching’ at the fifty-five minute mark. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1812 |
It gives context to the rubbish I'm peddling here. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1813 |
That’s to remind you that you keep projecting, big time. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1814 |
And we will stop right here. I need the rest of your hour to write the clinical notes so I can get paid by your insurance |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
1815 |
Nope, I've no idea what it is, either. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1816 |
I hope you won't mind if I ask you to speak a little faster. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1817 |
Why do I feel like I am the rabbit in " Alice in Wonderland"? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1818 |
I think having your own Doomsday Clock might be setting the wrong tone for your life. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1819 |
Time time time is on my side, yes it is. Sorry we only have 5 minutes left! |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1820 |
But enough about me. In the remaining minutes, do you have anything you’d like to discuss? |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1821 |
No, it's not one of your dreams about time and space. It really is a gigantic clock on the wall. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1822 |
We’ll have to stop here. I nearly lost track of time.” |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1823 |
The time is up. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1824 |
Well, we'll have to continue exploring your unhealthy fixation on mortality next week. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1825 |
For perspective, the second hand is Armageddon. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1826 |
it feels like the clock is always ticking away. |
1.2255 |
0.04602 |
102 |
81 |
19 |
2 |
1827 |
So, you get paid by the minute. |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1828 |
Come on. Out with it while there’s still time. |
1.2252 |
0.04375 |
111 |
88 |
21 |
2 |
1829 |
I feel like we need to dig a little deeper to understand why you seem so fixated on the passage of time. |
1.2252 |
0.04183 |
111 |
87 |
23 |
1 |
1830 |
Freud compared everything with big clocks. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1831 |
I thought time only flies when you’re having fun…. |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1832 |
I see by the big hand that you're on your own until Friday at 4PM |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1833 |
your insomnia is now cured… remember, don't watch the clock |
1.2250 |
0.05085 |
120 |
101 |
11 |
8 |
1834 |
No, I'm not watching the clock! |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1835 |
I’d love to know why you keep bringing that in here. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1836 |
Somehow, I feel like your attention is elsewhere. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1837 |
I had to replace the grandfather clock after I realized I wanted to marry it. |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
1838 |
My passive-aggressive way of saying your time is up |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1839 |
I think we've gotten beyond your Dali obsession. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1840 |
They say time is a great healer. For me its a great money maker. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1841 |
Since I bill at $360 per hour, I need the second hand to charge you correctly. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1842 |
Well, actually, no. It's not five o'clock anywhere. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
1843 |
Wow, time flies when you're having psychotherapy. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1844 |
Don't worry. I'm here for you. Take your time. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1845 |
After awhile you don’t even notice it anymore |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1846 |
I feel better, big time |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1847 |
‘I just want you to sit with it. Time heals’ |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1848 |
Yes, you are getting older, but try not to focus on that. |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1849 |
Time is always on your side. |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1850 |
If you think about it, all we really have is time. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1851 |
Oh that’s MY mom’s fault |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1852 |
Whoever judged last week’s contest should have their fingernails extracted.
“Until the thermostat is turned up, your stocking stuffer will be toe-jam” |
1.2241 |
0.05207 |
116 |
98 |
10 |
8 |
1853 |
That second hand seems stuck. 8 more agonizing minutes of mid-life crisis! |
1.2241 |
0.04077 |
116 |
91 |
24 |
1 |
1854 |
So exactly what is it that makes you think there arent enough hours in the day for you to accomplish your goals? |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1855 |
I'm starting to think you have an oversized fear of running out of time. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1856 |
I'm starting to think my fear of time is not as irrational as we thought. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1857 |
No, nothing to worry about. If that were the doomsday clock it would say 11:59. |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1858 |
When I asked you to draw the hands of a clock, I didn’t mean that you should draw it on my wall. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
1859 |
It's an early Dali |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1860 |
I see that the fear of time passing you by looms large in your life. |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1861 |
Just wait until you see the cuckoo |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1862 |
I didn't think going to a shrink would be so literal. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1863 |
How does happy hour make you feel? |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1864 |
When the big hand points to your insecurities, our time is up. |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1865 |
It’s a Litmus Test for my younger patients. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1866 |
Bob, time is a societal construct, I’m charging per word now. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1867 |
A wish is just a wish a dream is just a dream as time goes by. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1868 |
You have seven minutes to lose those Crocs so we can get on with this. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1869 |
I like my patients to know I'm big-time. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1870 |
I thought adding a "cha ching" sound would be overkill. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1871 |
'Staring at it won't make the hour any cheaper.' |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1872 |
I'll warn you before the alarm goes off. |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
1873 |
Her name is Big Sally. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1874 |
Well,would you rather I look at my watch the whole time? |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1875 |
after a while you barely notice the ticking. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1876 |
Eight minutes left. So, where do you think this crushing anxiety comes from? Seven minutes… |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1877 |
Well, well. Would you look at the time! Not that anyone's counting the minutes, mind you -ha-ha. |
1.2232 |
0.04865 |
112 |
92 |
15 |
5 |
1878 |
I guess there is time to go deeper. |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1879 |
It was on top of a building that was demolished. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1880 |
Is the clock for me or for you? |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1881 |
You seem quite relaxed despite your big-time anxieties. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1882 |
Not to worry, I'm sure we can solve all your problems in the time remaining. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1883 |
About this obsession with morality….. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1884 |
Don’t be alarmed. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1885 |
When did you first notice this sense of foreboding? |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1886 |
Well, it looks like our time is almost over. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1887 |
Time is relative, just not in here. Take your time. |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1888 |
Let’s try not to focus on your anxiety about wasting time in the time we have left” |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1889 |
It helps me time my kegels too. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1890 |
Do you feel that you are ready for the Big Time? |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1891 |
It makes people think they're getting more for their hour. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1892 |
It’s a metaphor. For time. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1893 |
Let’s hope it’s “spring forward” daylight savings. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1894 |
Okay, tell me more about your anxiety. You have seven minutes to really WOW me. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1895 |
You look concerned, but don’t worry I hung it up using double sided tape. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1896 |
Having second thoughts? |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1897 |
At 6 pm the psychiatrist comes in and the rate doubles. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1898 |
I think I know where your obsession with big hands comes from. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1899 |
Why would you think you're a 'big-time loser'? |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1900 |
And I thought I had time management issues |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1901 |
I’d like to hear more about that, but you’ll have to be brief - I’m just noticing the time. |
1.2222 |
0.05286 |
99 |
82 |
12 |
5 |
1902 |
Yep, it's a little off ... and so are you. |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
1903 |
Okay, describe your relationship with your mom. But you'll have to keep it brief, so just use keywords. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1904 |
Maybe it’s simply a giant clock, or perhaps it’s a constant reminder that your mother is waiting for you to start a family. Whelp, look at the time. We’ll dive into that question next week. |
1.2222 |
0.05663 |
99 |
84 |
8 |
7 |
1905 |
Your eyelids are feeling heavy . . . You are feeling sleepy . . . You are relaxed . . . My fees are reasonable . . . |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1906 |
„I can‘t believe our 30mins are already over“ |
1.2222 |
0.05021 |
117 |
98 |
12 |
7 |
1907 |
Did you say you were suffering from feeling of inadequacy about the size of your clock? |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1908 |
Do not ask for whom the clock ticks, Mr. Skarpedian. Of course it ticks for you. |
1.2214 |
0.04760 |
131 |
110 |
13 |
8 |
1909 |
I have some big time problems |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1910 |
I'd be delighted to hear more about how you think time doesn't exist, but I'm afraid our time is just about done |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1911 |
Don't worry, its just my biological clock |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1912 |
My wife keeps telling me that her biological clock is ticking, but I just don’t hear it. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1913 |
Now let's overcome your fear of clocks. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1914 |
Are you sure you want to start questioning your sexuality right now? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1915 |
Time,Time,Time is on my side, I know it is” |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1916 |
I’ll tell you this much: I absolutely did not ask my husband for a “big clock.” I think his hearing is going. Also he has a small penis. |
1.2212 |
0.05284 |
104 |
87 |
11 |
6 |
1917 |
Does time expand to fill the space available? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1918 |
When the big hand hits 12 we change places. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1919 |
For your session I’ve installed a representation of your fantasy, but perhaps I misheard you—did you say you desire a big clock? |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1920 |
It was a gift from my optometrist. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1921 |
Yes, psychotherapy pays the bills but my real passion is time management. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1922 |
Two minute warning. I suggest you punt. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1923 |
I think that I’m getting a subliminal message here. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1924 |
I know, I didn’t think it was funny either. |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
1925 |
‘It’s my new Apple Watch minus the patent infringements’ |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1926 |
Okay so we've got seven minutes for your abandonment issues. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1927 |
You can finish that sentence next week. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1928 |
No patient has ever asked me why it's called a second hand when there are three of them. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1929 |
One. I'm a little nearsighted. and two, the ticking alone makes sure that none of my patients fall asleep on the couch. |
1.2211 |
0.05433 |
95 |
79 |
11 |
5 |
1930 |
Ignore the clock, it’s between Christmas and New Year’s. Time doesn’t exist. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1931 |
My, would you look at the time?
I mean, just LOOK at it!” |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1932 |
I think we have a few more minutes to go. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1933 |
So in the remaining seven minutes why not give me a truncated version of your entire life. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1934 |
If you have a problem with it Michael, then you shouldn’t have paid me in magic beans. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1935 |
Some say times fly, I just say that it is big |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1936 |
We're into your second billable hour now. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1937 |
Tell me more about feeling like a big time loser. |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
1938 |
Stop projecting. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1939 |
The hourly fee is just as big. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1940 |
Why do YOU think I got such a big clock? |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1941 |
It symbolizes how every second here is valuable - but costs you five dollars. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1942 |
In case you didn’t notice our time is up.” |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1943 |
The little hand is pointing to your feet, which means it's time for you to skedaddle. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1944 |
Pay no attention to the clock, it's just for decoration |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1945 |
You say your greatest fear is being killed in a clock accident? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1946 |
The alarm shakes the entire building. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1947 |
So, why do you think you see a big clock on the wall? |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1948 |
My eyes are over here. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1949 |
Yeah, I know, it’s a little big but it does seem to make my time with you go by faster. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1950 |
So, tell me, why do you think you make problems bigger than they ought to be? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1951 |
Ignore it, Gilbert. It’s just there to make sure I take my Prozac.” |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1952 |
What is time to us? |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1953 |
And this was before the clock melted, Mr Dali? |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1954 |
That's all the time we need today to bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1955 |
I see our time is almost up. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1956 |
Every time a client calls me a 'shrink' I get a bigger one |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1957 |
Well then let's talk about your mom's Swatch. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1958 |
Time is just a concept - but the clocks real. |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1959 |
Doctor, maybe a wallpaper of a happy place would be nicer |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1960 |
Maybe you are just a little man? |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
1961 |
I'm afraid that’s all we’ve got time for, doctor |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1962 |
No, no—it's always been there. You just must not have noticed it before. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1963 |
Why do all my patients keep looking at my clock?? |
1.2195 |
0.06017 |
82 |
69 |
8 |
5 |
1964 |
Stay as long as you like. Time is money. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1965 |
Breathe deeply. Imagine time expanding. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1966 |
Well Mr. Smithers, congratulations on making it to the big time! |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1967 |
You said it was "almost sex." Let's explore that. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1968 |
I have my own issues. My psychologist suggested that I put it there. |
1.2190 |
0.05060 |
105 |
87 |
13 |
5 |
1969 |
You need to focus on the big things. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1970 |
Ready, set, divulge! “ |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1971 |
It's less about your therapy and more about my billing. |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
1972 |
I see our time is up." |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1973 |
This'll cost you big time. |
1.2188 |
0.05173 |
96 |
79 |
13 |
4 |
1974 |
And why do you think Big Ben is a recurring theme for you? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1975 |
I really don't know. Which one do you think most resembles a phallus? |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1976 |
I can either charge overtime, or take three minutes off next session. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1977 |
You say the passage of time weighs on you? |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
1978 |
Sounds like you're having big time hallucinations. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1979 |
Get ready, get set, $390. . . |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
1980 |
You seem more fixated than usual. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1981 |
We have 8 minutes and 56 seconds left in our session. Coming up to the 30 second mark .....and pretty soon we'll have only 7 minutes left." |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1982 |
Why yes, I am a Freudian therapist. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1983 |
Unlike the Rolling Stones, time is not on your side. |
1.2178 |
0.05559 |
101 |
86 |
8 |
7 |
1984 |
Any final thoughts ? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1985 |
You have 7 minutes before your $150.00/hour nap is done. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1986 |
You're experiencing what we call 'clock envy'. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1987 |
Why on earth do the last 7 minutes of the day take the longest? |
1.2178 |
0.04361 |
101 |
80 |
20 |
1 |
1988 |
Two minute and fifty-six second warning. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1989 |
What annoying ticking? |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1990 |
Ignore. Practice mindfulness. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1991 |
For your next trauma, just give me the highlights. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1992 |
I understand you're here to see me about 2 things: Your time management and your anxiety.... |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1993 |
If you see it at big & ominous, then we’ll definitely be needing more sessions. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1994 |
Time just hangs over me. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1995 |
Yes, I charge by the hours. Why do you ask? |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1996 |
It's too heavy to fly. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1997 |
When you say you feel time isn’t on your side, I assume you mean figuratively… |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1998 |
So do I have to pay you with a really large check? |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1999 |
We went a bit over last time, and your HMO got involved. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
2000 |
Now Mr. Keaton, back to your acrophobia. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
2001 |
Don't make me say it. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2002 |
My wall clock is specially designed to become enormous and threatening if patients exceed their allotted 50 minutes. You’re at least two minutes over. |
1.2170 |
0.05363 |
106 |
90 |
9 |
7 |
2003 |
Yes- big time! |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
2004 |
But I think Time is on my side |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
2005 |
I think a clock that size helps a client attach a greater value to every single second. Me too. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2006 |
Alexa used to remind me that our time was almost up, but I decided this was much less intrusive. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2007 |
Let's discuss your obsession with passing time. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
2008 |
Well, you seem to blow everything out of proportion. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
2009 |
Looking at it won’t make your parole go by faster. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
2010 |
Almost Nap Time |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
2011 |
Le client qui sait que sa séance est terminée et le spécialiste qui sait également que sa séance va (enfin?) se teminer.
Le temps qui passe est souligné par l'énorme horloge et le fait que les 2 personnes la fixe. |
1.2165 |
0.05904 |
97 |
84 |
5 |
8 |
2012 |
Time for the denouement |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
2013 |
My kids can’t stop talking Tik Tok so I decided to give it a try. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2014 |
If you want to cry about it y suggest you do it quickly because your session is about to end |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
2015 |
Almost dinner time…wonder what we’re having….ah, “What was your question again?” |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
2016 |
Have you ever thought about how much time you have left, you know, in a broader sense? |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2017 |
Time's almost up. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
2018 |
The steady ticking is good for business – drives people nuts. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
2019 |
Then I decided I was ready to go big time |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2020 |
I misplaced my eyeglasses. |
1.2157 |
0.04542 |
102 |
82 |
18 |
2 |
2021 |
It used to be “Big Pharma” that made me anxious… |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2022 |
Every hour has 50 minutes. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
2023 |
It’s like the opposite of Vegas casinos here. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2024 |
When the big hand hits the top, all the complaining has to stop. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2025 |
We have seven minutes left and you've done nothing but kvetch, kvetch, kvetch. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2026 |
Seems like you have a big time problem. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2027 |
But you said at your last appointment that because of your ADHD you struggle with time blindness? |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
2028 |
An optimist sees the hours yet to be filled; while the pessimist sees a garish, over-priced, already out-of-date impulse purchase born of countless lonely hours spent bingeing home reno shows. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2029 |
The clock is a test..If you see it bigger than your head it means that you have to attend here twice a week for at least 5 years |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
2030 |
Time anxiety? I can’t imagine why. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
2031 |
I didn't want patients focussing on my Harvard diplomas. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
2032 |
Oh that? Flava Flav was having a garage sale. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2033 |
Time of death: 5:53PM. |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
2034 |
There's just enough time to relive your "seven minutes in heaven" experience. |
1.2150 |
0.05316 |
107 |
91 |
9 |
7 |
2035 |
Therapist: So David, you were telling me how you procrastinate?
Patient: I'll get to it in.... 7.5 minutes |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
2036 |
7 minutes ‘til quittin’ time! |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2037 |
Your session ends in eight minutes or when the clock falls on you. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
2038 |
As you know, I specialize in therapy for the legally blind. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2039 |
That's it? I thought we had more time! |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
2040 |
I guess I should start from the beginning... |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2041 |
I see we’ve run over our time by three minutes today. No worries, we’ll just have a 47 minute session next week. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2042 |
Nervous tic. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2043 |
The big hand's your father, the little hand's your mother and the second hand is you. |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
2044 |
It seems to run more slowly during your hour. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
2045 |
We're on the verge of a big-time breakthrough. |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2046 |
It's in fahrenheit |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
2047 |
Patient: Time is on my side.
Therapist: Yes it is. |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
2048 |
When you said our time together would be big this isn’t what I thought you meant |
1.2143 |
0.05475 |
98 |
83 |
9 |
6 |
2049 |
It both calms me down and keeps you concentrated. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
2050 |
It represents the enormous fee I'll be charging. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2051 |
Take your time. Each tick is just a dime. |
1.2136 |
0.05281 |
103 |
87 |
10 |
6 |
2052 |
I’m feeling like time is passing me by. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2053 |
It’s actually an art piece called “our time is almost up.” |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
2054 |
Next session I'd like to see an enormous box of tissues... |
1.2136 |
0.05458 |
103 |
88 |
8 |
7 |
2055 |
It’s a big factor for all of us. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2056 |
It strikes me that your grandfather Ben was a towering figure of your childhood... |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
2057 |
This motherfucker |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2058 |
No, there's nothing Freudian about a huge clock. And, by the way, I'm supposed to be asking the questions. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2059 |
And in this dream, who do the hands and the face belong to? |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
2060 |
No,no,not you. But some people can ramble on and on forever. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2061 |
So what you're asking is "Why?" |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
2062 |
Your insurance company encourages you to make the most of each minute of therapy. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2063 |
I have found that four minute billing has expedited recovery amongst my patients. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
2064 |
It's 'cause I'm not really good with time. |
1.2135 |
0.04368 |
89 |
70 |
19 |
0 |
2065 |
Just don't think about it. |
1.2135 |
0.05643 |
89 |
75 |
9 |
5 |
2066 |
As Freud said "Every second counts"--or was it my accountant? |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2067 |
I feel like time is looming over me. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2068 |
How does my massive, loud and distracting clock make you feel? |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2069 |
I notice that you focus a lot on mortality. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
2070 |
That's not the time WE have left; it's the time YOU have left. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
2071 |
I don't want to rush you, but ... |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
2072 |
And now the big topic. Six. |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
2073 |
I thought we could both use the distraction |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
108 |
90 |
13 |
5 |
2074 |
I see we’ve come to the end of your big time problems for today. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2075 |
Only eight minutes to get your life in order, Mr. Brown.
What do you say? Mr. Brown! Mr. Brown!! Wake up!!! |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2076 |
I’m a clock watcher too. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2077 |
Sorry, no discount for me-time. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2078 |
It’s to remind you that anyone can be right twice a day. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
2079 |
We're into overtime now. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
2080 |
A reminder that your issues cannot be solved in merely an hour. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
2081 |
I don't like to hide the fact I bill by the hour. |
1.2128 |
0.04505 |
94 |
75 |
18 |
1 |
2082 |
I switched to the clock after a tragic hourglass accident. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2083 |
You wanted more time, I gave you more time. |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2084 |
No, therapy isn't a joke. The best therapy is all about timing whereas the best jokes are all about......I forget |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
2085 |
We find analog more soothing for our patients. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
2086 |
There's the Id, the Ego, and the Superego. Tell me which one is which? |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2087 |
You have 7 more minutes to justify your existence. |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
113 |
96 |
10 |
7 |
2088 |
No, I wouldn't say that my services are on a strict hourly basis. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
2089 |
My mother always wanted me to be a big-time therapist and, well... |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
2090 |
The large clock helps my patients visualize a greater value for the hour spent with me, that and the ticking puts most of them to sleep so they leave feeling relaxed. |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
2091 |
Your think that’s big, just wait till you get my bill. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2092 |
You seem a little preoccupied with the time... |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2093 |
Tell me more about how your preoccupation with time began with these sessions. But do it in the next seven minutes. |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
2094 |
Gosh, where id the time go? |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
2095 |
we're all contestants on 'beat the clock.' |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
2096 |
Yes... I can see why the hour hand might have a complex. |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
2097 |
Well Donald I’m afraid your time is almost up. |
1.2118 |
0.06056 |
85 |
73 |
6 |
6 |
2098 |
It means we have seven minutes left in this session. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
2099 |
Yes indeed, I did switch back. Something about an analog clock just feels less intrusive in our digital world. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
2100 |
It helps me stay focused on what's important in these sessions. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
2101 |
And how does it make you feel that my main incentive is to maximize billable hours? |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
2102 |
Well, that’s one man’s idea of the big time. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
2103 |
This session is not covered by your insurance plan! |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2104 |
Keep talking , you have $107 left in this session |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2105 |
I can't tell you which patient gave it to me. Let's just say he's well known in the hip-hop community. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2106 |
I wanted the Jeopardy theme song. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2107 |
Looks like our time is up. Please tell me the last thing that came to mind and then get out." |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2108 |
My office used to be a train station. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2109 |
Why don’t the hands point at me? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2110 |
It helps me to focus on what really counts. |
1.2111 |
0.04326 |
90 |
71 |
19 |
0 |
2111 |
Thanks for choosing Costco for your therapy. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
2112 |
I know it's distracting, but the clocktower is rent controlled. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
2113 |
Lately if feels like my life is just slipping away.... |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
2114 |
Yes, it’s 7 minutes to 6pm. But what does that *mean* to you? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
2115 |
We're three minutes into time-and-a-half. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
2116 |
Our time’s almost up, but you still have two seconds for anything you’d like to share. |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2117 |
Got to go, Jeopardy’s almost on |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
2118 |
And where would you say this phobia of time comes from? |
1.2110 |
0.04337 |
109 |
88 |
19 |
2 |
2119 |
Yea, and wait until it strikes the hour! |
1.2110 |
0.04713 |
109 |
90 |
15 |
4 |
2120 |
You'll know when your time is up. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2121 |
Don’t pay attention. Its my coffee timer. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2122 |
Actually, now that you mention it, a lot of my patients do have a feeling of impending doom. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2123 |
I think my optometrist is not good. |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
2124 |
I see our time is about up . . . is there anything else? |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
2125 |
The matching chaise longue comes next week. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
2126 |
Ignore that, I used to be the psychiatrist on a kids tv show |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
2127 |
Take all the time left on the clock you need, Mr. Jones. We're going to get to the root of that anxiety today. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
2128 |
Time is on your side. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2129 |
Time is not up. How does that make you feel? |
1.2100 |
0.05374 |
100 |
85 |
9 |
6 |
2130 |
Okay, okay, your life sucks, but I still have a dinner date. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2131 |
This is a guideline,not a rule. |
1.2100 |
0.04560 |
100 |
81 |
17 |
2 |
2132 |
…and I’m hallucinating big time. |
1.2100 |
0.05559 |
100 |
86 |
7 |
7 |
2133 |
And how do you feel about that? |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2134 |
The problem is my wife keeps insisting that I have ADD. How much time do we have left? |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2135 |
Does that say 1 O'clock?
I can't see without my glasses. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
2136 |
Clarity arrives at 6:00. |
1.2100 |
0.05183 |
100 |
84 |
11 |
5 |
2137 |
I know you’re here for a gambling addiction, but I’ll bet you’ve never seen a clock that big. |
1.2100 |
0.05374 |
100 |
85 |
9 |
6 |
2138 |
It keeps getting larger every time you lie to your therapist |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2139 |
Any particular reason you feel like life is passing you by? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2140 |
Our life would be easier if they eliminated daylight savings time. |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2141 |
Isn't a Doomsday Clock a little on the nose? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2142 |
I just think it would have looked better on the outside of the building. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
2143 |
Just try to think of it as a wall decoration |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2144 |
Time is really on your side. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
2145 |
A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2146 |
You seem to be obsessed with the time. Can you say more about that? |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
2147 |
It’s not passive or aggressive—it’s just a really big clock that says time’s UP! |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
2148 |
Well Mr Giuliani , it looks like your time is almost up |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2149 |
Oh,my next patient is Harold Lloyd |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2150 |
You have 5 minutes left to talk about your mother. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2151 |
I’ll give you extra time. You’re less depressing than the 6 o’clock news. |
1.2095 |
0.05188 |
105 |
89 |
10 |
6 |
2152 |
You wait until the last 7 minutes and 53 seconds to bring up your marital problems? |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2153 |
Time and tide wait for no shrink. |
1.2093 |
0.05758 |
86 |
73 |
8 |
5 |
2154 |
I knew you were ready for the big time. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
2155 |
If you were a clock, which hand would you most identify with? The big hand? The little one? Both? |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
2156 |
I’m sorry but I just can’t find a pair of glasses that suit me. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
2157 |
Time is money: that clock cost a bundle. |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2158 |
We‘ve almost reached the end of today‘s lucid-dreaming session. You only had one nightmare when I mentioned my charge… |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2159 |
It’s like truth in advertising, the clock represents my hourly rate. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
2160 |
The up arrow charts your payments. The down arrow is your progress. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2161 |
And why do you feel as though our time is up today? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2162 |
The drooping, Salvador Dali one was a bit much. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2163 |
Yup, time is important to both of us. Yours is about discussing your problems and mine is about making money off of your problems. |
1.2088 |
0.05954 |
91 |
79 |
5 |
7 |
2164 |
It’s a subliminal way to let you know about my new hourly fee structure. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2165 |
And why exactly do you feel like time is flying by? |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
2166 |
Twelve is the witching hour; six is the bitching hour. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2167 |
Are we done yet? |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
2168 |
It keeps me from checking my watch all the time. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2169 |
Just a subtle reminder that my life is also slipping away. |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2170 |
That’s right. I do bill by the hour. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2171 |
Small problems, small clocks - Big problems, big clocks! |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2172 |
When your time is up, it plays 'My Melancholy Baby'" |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2173 |
When did this feeling of time running out start to afflict you? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2174 |
We try to include the Doomsday Clock. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2175 |
We have seven minutes to sort out if the voices in your head are roommates or squatters. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2176 |
I borrowed it from the Atomic Scientists. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2177 |
I’m afraid your incredible breakthrough will have to wait till next week… |
1.2083 |
0.04718 |
120 |
101 |
13 |
6 |
2178 |
People used to seem skeptical whenever I said that our time was up. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2179 |
Now you’re seeing things from others’ perspective - there’s mine. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2180 |
I hope you don’t have a fear of a giant clock falling on you because I put that up myself. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2181 |
Peter, time is NOT the issue… |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2182 |
You’ve got seven minutes left to spill your guts. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2183 |
It's five fifty-three P.M. Do you know where your inner children are? |
1.2078 |
0.06225 |
77 |
66 |
6 |
5 |
2184 |
Oh my. Looks like we are out of time. Let’s pick up next week where you are just about to jump off the Empire State Building |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2185 |
I'm gaslighting you." |
1.2075 |
0.04388 |
106 |
86 |
18 |
2 |
2186 |
It's about time. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2187 |
It’s five fifty-three, there’s no one in the place, except you and me … |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2188 |
I think we made a real breakthrough today. By the way is that acid kicking in yet? |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2189 |
Understood,Carl. But hands on your cock have nothing to do with the hands on the clock. Please put your pants on until next time. |
1.2075 |
0.05143 |
106 |
90 |
10 |
6 |
2190 |
You needn't worry, Mr. VanBlinken. I'll let you know when our time is up. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2191 |
Why,yes. Harold Lloyd was my grandfather. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2192 |
I've made an accommodation for the anxiety you've expressed about the end of each session. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2193 |
Tell me more about why you get the sense that time is controlling your life. |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2194 |
Well, I think we've just had a breakthrough - big time! |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2195 |
Please try to relax. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2196 |
Evade all you like but remember: the big clock never stops. |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
2197 |
No, I’m not looking at the clock. But if I was, how would that make you feel? |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2198 |
What makes you feel that time is running out? |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2199 |
The little hand is at your knee, so pause 'til next time and meantime let it be. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2200 |
The old clock was worse... it kept saying Koo-koo! |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2201 |
That's your interpretation... but sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. |
1.2069 |
0.04664 |
87 |
70 |
16 |
1 |
2202 |
I have to rent a scaffold twice a year to change the time. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2203 |
We analysts call that the 50 minute shrink hour. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2204 |
You should see my wallet! |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2205 |
Do I like being a psychotherapist? Yeah, big time. |
1.2069 |
0.04823 |
116 |
98 |
12 |
6 |
2206 |
It reminds me that everything is relative. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2207 |
So you were telling me about your fear of large hands |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
2208 |
I have a very big time problem |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2209 |
I’m aware of the time, and we have to end now |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2210 |
Since this is your first time here, let me point out that when you're in my recliner chair, things appear to be larger than they actually are. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2211 |
Seven minutes to a margarita. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2212 |
The clock tells me that you owe me another $300" |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2213 |
My problems always feel smaller after we talk them through. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2214 |
Now there can be no mistaking when this session is over. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2215 |
I give up—5:47? |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2216 |
Goodness, I was so unaware of what time it was! Session’s up. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2217 |
The pressure you're feeling is from your inner child. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2218 |
It's there to remind us of three things: we all die, our issues are ultimately such small things, and, finally, that we have seven minutes left in our session. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2219 |
Some of my patients were uncomfortable with what a small amount of time they had for each session. I hope that this change will put them more at ease. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2220 |
Just to remind you that if you don't overshare I won't overcharge |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2221 |
I have never seen a case of analog dysphoria as severe as yours. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2222 |
Your clock is lovely. But how would you feel about not counting each minute out loud? |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2223 |
For the next two minutes block out all outside distractions and focus on your breath. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2224 |
I want you to elaborate on your obsession with time, but seeing as our hour is almost up, let’s talk about it at your next appointment. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2225 |
It was supposed to be digital |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2226 |
I don’t want to say that we’re on a time clock but…. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2227 |
You can regift it. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2228 |
You're getting better...stopped at only 2 1/2 minutes overtime. |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
2229 |
No, you're fine; Kong's watch runs a little fast. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2230 |
I say we try to focus on the moment. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2231 |
So, you feel like a ticking time bomb? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2232 |
Time doesn’t repeat itself, but it often has egomaniacal tendencies and extreme self important images. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2233 |
It doesn't look so much like a reminder of my impending and unavoidable doom at this size. It looks more like 5:53. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2234 |
We prefer to use free associations in our sessions. |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
2235 |
The end looms near.. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2236 |
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2237 |
Patients claimed I stared at the clock. Now everyone stares. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2238 |
Tempus? Fugit! |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2239 |
I hope that’s not too distracting for you. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2240 |
Waiting for Godot |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2241 |
Do you remember when these feelings of dread about each passing second first started? |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2242 |
Looks like our time is about up. |
1.2059 |
0.04480 |
102 |
83 |
17 |
2 |
2243 |
On the bright side, I feel like time is on my side. |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2244 |
We like to think of ourselves as the thinking man's Tick Talk |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2245 |
Doc , You've got too much time on your hands ! |
1.2056 |
0.05268 |
107 |
92 |
8 |
7 |
2246 |
It's a takeoff on the doomsday clock only it's your remaining life." |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2247 |
This clock goes backwards in time. How does that make you feel? |
1.2056 |
0.04922 |
107 |
90 |
12 |
5 |
2248 |
It's a Rorshclock test. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2249 |
I find it speeds up my client's trust in me big time. |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
2250 |
When your office is behind the dial in a clock tower, you have to learn to read the face backward. Don’t worry - you still got about forty three minutes. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2251 |
Time is on your side this week, but don’t start feeling smug. I’m redecorating tomorrow. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2252 |
When did you start to resent working overtime? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2253 |
When the clock strikes 6, you'll become a fully functioning person. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2254 |
You better talk fast. Happy Hour is almost over. |
1.2051 |
0.05873 |
78 |
66 |
8 |
4 |
2255 |
This is what I meant by clear boundaries. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2256 |
That’s messed up, Mr. Hanson. Let’s just watch the clock until your appointment is over. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2257 |
It grows a millimeter each time a patient passes gas in that couch. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2258 |
You do know what they say about ‘Docs With Big Clocks’ don’t you? |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
2259 |
I always say to my patients only time will tell. And this clock is telling you our session is up for today. |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2260 |
And how does it remind you of your mother? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2261 |
See what time is doing to you? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2262 |
Just concentrate on the big hand until it reaches $200 o'clock. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2263 |
Well we do find that it's helpful to leave at least five minutes to talk about your mother. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2264 |
Well, with the few minutes we have left, can you tell me why you’re obsessed with time? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2265 |
No cookies and milk, and we continue with your childhood until the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2266 |
We have to move on Mr. Smith, there 8 minutes left on the meter. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2267 |
Does time REALLY tell? |
1.2045 |
0.05636 |
88 |
75 |
8 |
5 |
2268 |
Let’s try not to obsess about your mortality for the next six minutes and fifty-six seconds, shall we? |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2269 |
Actually it's three minutes slow. I'm afraid your time is up. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2270 |
It's normal-sized. I'm a shrink, remember? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2271 |
So sorry, I’ll have to charge you for the next half hour, I just totally lost track of the time |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2272 |
As you can see, that’s our time for the day |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2273 |
No, not everything is phallic. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2274 |
We put it up there so you won't keep looking at your watch |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2275 |
Let's work with that, Mr. Hook; so you say tic-toc makes you feel anxious? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2276 |
And now, your mother. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2277 |
The hospital system that bought our facility has sort of a thing about appointments running over. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2278 |
Well, I see our time is almost up. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2279 |
I went big so you'll go home. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2280 |
It was $10 more and I thought to myself -why not! My time with my Client's are important. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2281 |
Time is just an illusion |
1.2043 |
0.05418 |
93 |
79 |
9 |
5 |
2282 |
To remind you to address your issues, big time. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2283 |
Youve got about eight minutes 'til beer-thirty. Make 'em count. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2284 |
I just don't think I'm ready for the big time. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2285 |
Yes, I am your friend but 50 minutes is all you get. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2286 |
It wouldn't feel so long if you brought more interesting topics to discuss. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2287 |
No worries - if you've got the money, I've got the time. |
1.2041 |
0.04577 |
98 |
80 |
16 |
2 |
2288 |
I had hopes for the extra two and a half minutes, but you're still just as wacko as ever. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2289 |
So you were telling me about your anxiety about time? |
1.2041 |
0.04092 |
98 |
78 |
20 |
0 |
2290 |
I hate to wake him. |
1.2041 |
0.05222 |
98 |
83 |
10 |
5 |
2291 |
Looks like even your time is pretentious. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2292 |
Take your time until it's up in like seven minutes. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2293 |
I got it from The Big Frickin' Clock Store. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2294 |
``Wake up! You've got eight minutes to say something interesting. Then I'm outta here.'' |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2295 |
6 minutes, 56 seconds to your apocalypse. Thoughts? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2296 |
Our hours are almost up. |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2297 |
You have 7 minutes to get to the sex stuff. Hurry up! |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2298 |
It’s your own personal doomsday clock. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2299 |
Yes. That’s our official clock. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2300 |
I think you meant to say, “I FEEL that it was an obnoxious purchase and complete waste of money.” |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2301 |
Well, I'll be darn. Our time is almost up. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2302 |
If time is so short,why does it take so long? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2303 |
Well, it looks like we've got a couple of minutes to discuss your generational trauma |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
2304 |
Yes, you are right. There are 2700 seconds in each of our sessions. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2305 |
If you were the guy at the end of the auto commercials, that 7 minutes left would equate to 9,000 words. So get rolling! |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2306 |
I can’t seem to find a big enough battery for it. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2307 |
I don't know why I ordered the big size, I really should ask my therapist. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2308 |
You are not my first patient to have an irrational fear of a clock falling on them. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2309 |
Wake up! That's PM, not AM. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2310 |
In about 7 minutes, you may want to hold on to something ! |
1.2022 |
0.05577 |
89 |
76 |
8 |
5 |
2311 |
And now let's talk about your time anxiety |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2312 |
It's part of my new mental health efficiency program. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2313 |
Well, Mr. Brenner, in seven minutes how about a stream-of-consciousness exercise? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2314 |
Hi. I'm Dr. Anna Logue. This clock reminds you when the session is over and to whom you make out the check. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2315 |
I find it helps stay on topic. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2316 |
I’ve been thinking of adding a cash register chime for each tick of the second hand. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2317 |
You need to understand that in most relationships timing is everything. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2318 |
All my HMO patients get secondhand therapy. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2319 |
I don't think this will help cure my addiction to Tik Tok. |
1.2021 |
0.05775 |
94 |
82 |
5 |
7 |
2320 |
I don't know, my decorator did it. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2321 |
You do realize you're billing me out at $5 per minute, right? |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2322 |
The ticking might be loud but when your time is up it's accurate. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2323 |
As you can see, it’s nearly penis o’clock. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2324 |
We either face that or we face the music |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2325 |
I can't have a breakthrough now. We only have seven minutes. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2326 |
Please focus on me, and stop worrying about how much this is costing per hour. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2327 |
There is no present like the time, and your time's nearly up. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2328 |
How do you feel about over-staying your session at the end of my difficult and challening day? |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2329 |
It is not up to me regardless of whether you ruin your life or not |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2330 |
Sadly, my clock runneth over, too. |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2331 |
Your troubles are almost over. We’re out of time! See? |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2332 |
In this case,time is on your side. |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2333 |
I’ve been told I’m a big time psychologist |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
2334 |
That isn't for me. That is to help you how much time is left in your miserable existence. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2335 |
I'm trained to look at it as money. |
1.2019 |
0.04998 |
104 |
88 |
11 |
5 |
2336 |
I sense that my time is rapidly coming to a close, Dr Rorschach. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2337 |
You have just a few minutes left to figure out why time makes you so anxious. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2338 |
It's so important not to lose sight of our priorities. |
1.2018 |
0.04076 |
109 |
88 |
20 |
1 |
2339 |
It's as if I had a giant clock ticking over my head |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2340 |
Well, look at that our times up. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2341 |
No, it's not just for you. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2342 |
Tempus fugit, except for now. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
2343 |
Your nap will be over in 7 minutes. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2344 |
Tic Toc! |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2345 |
It helps to prevent stories from going on longer than necessary. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2346 |
It seems that we only have seven more minutes to resolve all of your issues. Let's hurry. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2347 |
In another seven minutes, you’ll be cured…for six days. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2348 |
We have to resolve this issue in 7 minutes |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2349 |
No, sorry--discounts aren't available for solving your problems early. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2350 |
Time to wake up - our session is almost over. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2351 |
Just so you know, I really am a big time psychologist |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2352 |
Time and time again |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2353 |
Wake up, dickhead! |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2354 |
You have 7 and 1/2 minutes left to convince me not to put you in the nut house. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2355 |
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW ASSOCIATIONS CLOCK? |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2356 |
I wish we had more ti... |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2357 |
This clock is fast; I am sorry, we are running out of time and this session will end in 1 minute. |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2358 |
My Freudian colleagues laughed when I asked for a big clock. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2359 |
It’s your time, yes, but as your therapist, I see dozing past your fifty-minute deadline as hostile. |
1.2000 |
0.04969 |
110 |
94 |
10 |
6 |
2360 |
No pressure, but you're running out of time to fix your life. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2361 |
So you feel more of a connection with the second hand. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2362 |
You betcha I’m a big time shrink. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2363 |
Yes, it’s a big wall clock but still not as big as your ego. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2364 |
I got it from the “my hour can’t be up already” store. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2365 |
I know you said you're on the clock, but. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2366 |
Well our time is almost up, and at 6 o’clock you’ll be on the big clock for billing purposes.” |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2367 |
Big clock? Oh my, I guess you're right---I never noticed. Anyway, let's get back to your feelings of your observations not getting much attention. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2368 |
Well, that’s our time |
1.2000 |
0.04650 |
75 |
60 |
15 |
0 |
2369 |
Our session is almost over. I suggest you slowly wake up before the alarm goes off. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2370 |
we still keep running over. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2371 |
Ordered it online. Who'd think it wouldn't be normal size? |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2372 |
No pressure, but when the big hand touches the twelve, your 'time' is up |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2373 |
Let's pick up where we left off , with your inflated sense of time and your deflated libido. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2374 |
You finally hit the big time. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2375 |
Do you want to start, or should I? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2376 |
If this increases your anxiety, blame it on your cheap HMO. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2377 |
It was specifically designed for big moments. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2378 |
As a step in our developing trust in our relationship, I can assure you we'll always give you the time of day. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2379 |
Tell me a little bit more about your father, er, clock. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2380 |
I do existential therapy. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2381 |
I think you're finally ready for the big time. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2382 |
oh, it's the doomsday clock but we have 7 minutes |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2383 |
Dr. I see you have alot of time on your hands! Do you have any time for me? |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2384 |
I notice you're focused on the time. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2385 |
At six sharp you'll have to share the couch with my next client. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2386 |
You are, somehow, getting very sleepy. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
2387 |
everything comes in its time |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2388 |
Your life is a mess, big time. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2389 |
We're in the process of replacing the numbers with dollar signs. Thoughts? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2390 |
If you fancy stretching out the session, try gazing mindfully at the minute hand... |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2391 |
Guessing you want this to end as much as I do. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2392 |
What makes you think your time is running out? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2393 |
So, Mr. Jones, exactly when would you say that these symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder began to present themselves?
…
Oh, at about 5:50 PM, just before I laid down here and noticed how crooked your diplomas are on the wall. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2394 |
For your remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds, let’s discuss your anxiousness. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
90 |
77 |
8 |
5 |
2395 |
Sorry, I think you were saying something about being ignored? Is that a feeling you've had since childhood or something more recent? |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2396 |
You’re right. It’s 5:00 somewhere but not here. |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
2397 |
You can stop staring and start talking...you've missed Happy Hour. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2398 |
As Chet delivered his election monologue in therapy, his psychiatrist mentally cast their vote for the session to end sooner rather than later. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2399 |
How about we quit early for a 7.5% discount? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2400 |
Have you heard a word I’ve said? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2401 |
Tell me more about this massive clock face you perceive on my wall. If it begins to melt, then what ails you is a case of acute surrealism. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2402 |
Nap time over |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2403 |
These Rorschach’s are getting a little leading, don’t you think? |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2404 |
Does this correlate to the doomsday clock or is it on its own time line? |
1.2000 |
0.05741 |
90 |
78 |
6 |
6 |
2405 |
I still don’t understand why I don’t get the full hour |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2406 |
Our time is about up...." |
1.2000 |
0.05312 |
95 |
81 |
9 |
5 |
2407 |
You’re bringing me down big time! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2408 |
It’s 5:52pm. How does that make you feel? |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2409 |
Hurry up. The game's about to start. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2410 |
My marketing team calls it 'my time is your time'. Oh, and we now bill you by the minute. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2411 |
Keep talking, I'm just checking how long until this is over. |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2412 |
Trust me, it's the only way to cure you of Chronophobia. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2413 |
Kinda makes you think about the Doomsday Calendar. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2414 |
I opted for a big clock, to be in sync with your therapy bill. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2415 |
My mother was also heavy handed |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2416 |
Live in the moment. Now this one. Now this next one. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2417 |
I'm a psychologist, yes, but with ADHD, of course I need a big clock. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2418 |
What Emoji best represents how you are feeling? |
1.1979 |
0.05261 |
96 |
82 |
9 |
5 |
2419 |
So how long have you been feeling like you just don’t have enough time to get things done? |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2420 |
I put the big one up for my terminal patients. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2421 |
Really?! You see your mother? Tell me more… |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2422 |
To be fully transparent you should know we're approaching $300. And feel free to ask me any other questions. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2423 |
A little reminder that time is precious! |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2424 |
yeah, the ticking will drive you crazy |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2425 |
Why do you think it's stuck on 6:53. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2426 |
By the end of our session, you will be fully erect. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2427 |
I just don't want you to go over this time. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2428 |
“Thought you wouldn’t mind if Big Ben chimed in at the top of the hour.” |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2429 |
I charge by the second now. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2430 |
No, I dont believe time is on my side! |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2431 |
I found it on TIK TOC. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2432 |
The clock is ticking, whether we choose to pay attention to it or not. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2433 |
We’re here to find out what makes you tick. |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2434 |
I see all time's almost up. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2435 |
Well, Mr. Seidner, this session is over, but we'll continue working on your time anxiety again next week, in about 166 hours, 53 minutes. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2436 |
You have about three minutes left before my interest wanes. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2437 |
I don’t mean to sound apocalyptic, Mr. Sherman, but I’ve booked your mother at 6. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2438 |
I can see our time is up. Can you hold that thought until next week? |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2439 |
The big hand says that we’ll pick this up next session. |
1.1978 |
0.04199 |
91 |
73 |
18 |
0 |
2440 |
Okay FINE let’s talk about the clock in the room, IM SORRY I mistook feet for inches, it was 5 in the morning I was VERY tired and it was non-returnable- but everyone makes mistakes and let’s not forget that’s why you’re here Jim. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2441 |
I know that in our consult you said time heals all wounds but for $400/hour I didn't think you'd be quite so literal about it. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
My clients seem to want more for their money...this is my solution! |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2443 |
Our session ends when the clock strikes you. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2444 |
I’m afraid we only have 7 minutes to wrap up a lifetime of unresolved issues. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2445 |
It’s six minutes later than the last time you asked me. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2446 |
It's supposed to distract you from watching me write notes about your behavior. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2447 |
Patients usually feel more at ease knowing I'm not just some small time therapist. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2448 |
It's come in very handy ever since I started charging by the second. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2449 |
Choose any happy place you like, so long as it comes with incessant, thunderous ticking. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2450 |
Do you have the time? |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2451 |
We have a tremendous amount of time, so let’s start with all your problems! |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2452 |
So, are you saying I need to spring forward or fall back? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2453 |
Time to tell me about your Mother. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2454 |
Time to wake up before you hear the hour chime... |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2455 |
Your time is almost up. Any last words?? |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2456 |
Flava Flav was a former client |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2457 |
So why do YOU think you always feel so small? |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2458 |
That was a very productive session. Are you feeling anxious at all as the time approaches? "
-Um, no, why?
"Because you're afraid of 6"
-I said I'm afraid of 'sex' |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2459 |
My parents told me they used to use this thing to tell time. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2460 |
Just try to be present |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2461 |
It was a gift from my mother-in-law |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2462 |
I find this is especially helpful for my longer-winded clients. |
1.1963 |
0.05046 |
107 |
92 |
9 |
6 |
2463 |
This is a new version of the Rorschach inkblot test. What do you see when you look at the clock? |
1.1961 |
0.03951 |
102 |
82 |
20 |
0 |
2464 |
It will help you process time! |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2465 |
Of course I wish we could keep talking. Why do you ask? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2466 |
Nah...who's counting? |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2467 |
You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older... |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2468 |
Some say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but I think face is. Your face indicates to me that you're nearly out of time. I'm so sorry Bill. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2469 |
If you keep time in perspective, a few minutes can feel like a lifetime…. |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
2470 |
Hour is up. |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2471 |
You now have 7 minutes and 30 seconds left, now you have 7 minutes and 20 seconds left, you now have ... |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2472 |
Your time is almost up. Have you prepared a will? |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2473 |
Just a small reminder that I charge by the hour. |
1.1959 |
0.05412 |
97 |
84 |
7 |
6 |
2474 |
Try to free yourself from the burden of time for the remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2475 |
Sometimes I just ask, “Y.” |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2476 |
I get it, its a 50 minute hour |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2477 |
I’m just not sure I’m ready for the big time. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2478 |
But where would that sense of inadequacy come from? |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2479 |
Its small arm indicates that your feet, rather than your head, are the problem. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2480 |
I told you I felt stuck in a moment; I didn’t expect you to show me exactly which one. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2481 |
I see our time is almost up. As do you. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2482 |
Holy shit, that's a big clock. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2483 |
Tell me more. I’ve got all the time in the world. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2484 |
Some people feel like they get more for their money this way. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2485 |
Oh, let's not focus on the time. Let's talk about your obsession with death. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2486 |
Oops, I am on overtime now. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2487 |
Well,I see from the clock on the wall |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2488 |
Your wife was in here last hour and said the clock read 4:53. What time do you think it is, Hal? |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2489 |
It's a big time for you. |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
2490 |
Your breakthrough will have to wait till our next session. More importantly, your car will be towed from our lot in 7 minutes. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2491 |
Well, that's all the time we'll ever have. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2492 |
Time is money. Want to make sure you are using yours wisely. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2493 |
I would suggest a wristwatch instead. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2494 |
We gotta wrap this up in 7 minutes before the bells go off" |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2495 |
He misunderstood when i said i like it big. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2496 |
Something about this room just makes me feel like I have more time |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2497 |
A few things a psychiatrist never lets you forget… |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2498 |
Doc thought the clock read 5:53, while Patient thought the clock read 5:54. The argument lasted forty-seven seconds and ended in murder. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2499 |
Since Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, clocks have become fashionably larger. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2500 |
Confronting Horrorology head on… |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2501 |
Of course I wonder what time it is in Tokyo |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2502 |
This should help with your nervous tic. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2503 |
I know you're stressed about only having 6 minutes left but I can give you a prescription for that too. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2504 |
Let's see…Are you a 5:52 or an 8-to-6 type? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2505 |
It makes the 50-minute sessions seem longer. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2506 |
Why do you always feel rushed? |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2507 |
I dunno Dr Miller, it’s like time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking…into the future. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2508 |
It’s an egghead timer” |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2509 |
As you can see, I'M the one with issues. We discussed that and the discount that comes with it. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
2510 |
It's time to seek professional help |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2511 |
It can’t be that common, even the clock can get it up |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2512 |
Look at time. In less than ten minutes we will be using the new fee schedule. Lucky me. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2513 |
In our session last week you lamented that it triggers you when I look at my watch. Oh, looks like our time is up. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2514 |
I just don’t understand this TikTok thing |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2515 |
The clock says it's time to get your Crocs off my couch. |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2516 |
So...what does it do? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2517 |
My patients who know how to read it can't do so when it's any smaller. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2518 |
Oh, I'm sorry...I was so focused on your problems I barely noticed the time. And...it's up! |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2519 |
Clock ? What clock ? Tell me more. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2520 |
Sometimes a massive clock is just a massive clock.” |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2521 |
When did time management first become overwhelming to you? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2522 |
I thought it might be neat to have a giant clock. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2523 |
I feel like I can hear my life tick tocking away |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2524 |
Girth notwithstanding love, I’d say time is on my side. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
2525 |
Patient: It’s right there! The clock is right there! Therapist: No, I don’t see it. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2526 |
Forty-eight... forty-nine... FIFTY! |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2527 |
When the big penis is on the 12,… |
1.1944 |
0.05467 |
72 |
60 |
10 |
2 |
2528 |
It used to be a cuckoo clock! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2529 |
Oh, that. My office choices were either this old clock tower or a closet. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2530 |
You know, frequent glancing at the clock is a classic sign of resistance. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2531 |
As you can see, we're almost out of time and we still haven't talked about your relationship with your mother. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2532 |
Contrary to what you see, I don't think time is on your side. |
1.1939 |
0.05161 |
98 |
84 |
9 |
5 |
2533 |
You know what they say about therapists with big clocks... |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2534 |
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. I think you might have a fear of time. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2535 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I find analog clocks more relaxing. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
Tick tock can become addictive and in some cases, hypnotic. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2537 |
The big hour glass broke and smothered a client with sand. This is more subtle, don’t you think? |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2538 |
Since you won’t relax, let’s try holding your breath for as long as possible. |
1.1935 |
0.04652 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
2539 |
We are not going past 6pm today, Robert!
I paid a lot for that new clock, Robert!
Robert? This is not funny, Robert.
Wake UP Robert! |
1.1935 |
0.05353 |
93 |
80 |
8 |
5 |
2540 |
Your hour's over... that'll be $300 |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2541 |
It’s for my more myopic patients. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2542 |
Relax, you are getting charged per hour, not per second. We will have another session to treat your anxiety... |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2543 |
Really, no rush. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2544 |
I found this to be much more effective than saying “ Our time is just about up” |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2545 |
Oh don't mind that, that's just my doomsday clock |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2546 |
Actually many of my patients have a feeling of impending doom. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2547 |
I got this clock second hand. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2548 |
I didn't like it at first, but it grows on you. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2549 |
You can go ahead and add ‘fear of clocks’ to the list. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2550 |
I feel like it’s not on my side. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2551 |
In case you hadn't noticed, our time is almost up. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2552 |
I'm diagnosing you with Thanatophobia, and ironically, your time has run out. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2553 |
It helps put my bill in perspective. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2554 |
And you're sure meeting in this clock tower will help my fear of heights?" "Yes, big time. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2555 |
And that’s when she realized it was time to retire. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2556 |
Did you hear "sex" or "six?" |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2557 |
Does such a big clock give you feelings of inadequacy? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2558 |
OK. I guess I'm like the hour hand. Getting shorter, moving slowly and no one's got my number. |
1.1928 |
0.05803 |
83 |
72 |
6 |
5 |
2559 |
If only all my patients had narcolepsie… |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
2560 |
mere minutes to go before our hard stop and the end of your expensive nap. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2561 |
Correct. It is indeed for my own boundary issues. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2562 |
Seems we've gone over. I'm going to forget everything you said for the last 2-1/2 minutes. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2563 |
I’m still trying to figure out this rorschach test |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2564 |
You got seven minutes to produce the last three personalities.............! |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2565 |
So neither of us forget that talk is not cheap! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2566 |
This helps me pick up the kids on time. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2567 |
You’ve got big time issues. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2568 |
For some reason I just can’t stop feeling like time is just passing me by |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
2569 |
You know, clients hardly ever ask why it’s there |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
Believe me, you will know when your time is up. |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2571 |
What do you think has motivated this new interest in Tik Tok? |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2572 |
Well it looks like we have to stop. Your insurance only covers 52 minute and 4 second appointments. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2573 |
Yes we have hit the hour. It just runs slow. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2574 |
Let's talk about your willingness to ignore the obvious. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2575 |
Because they’re not making any more of it. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2576 |
Let me remind you, Ted, of our previous discussions about not bringing up anything important this late in the hour. Unlike your ex-wife I will not fall for your manipulative hostage taking. |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
2577 |
Hold that thought. |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2578 |
It's to remind patients of the inexorable march of time into the kingdom of death. So, would you like a tea or something? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2579 |
No, keep going. You have another 52 seconds! |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2580 |
No, it is not 25 seconds fast. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2581 |
Too much? |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2582 |
You're right. Thank God your time is almost up. That sucker is loud. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2583 |
Every minute in therapy is important, you know |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2584 |
It's not your penial dysmorphia. It's just a big clock. |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2585 |
Will your marriage survive? Only time will tell. |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
2586 |
You have seven minutes to get off that couch. Then I call security. Mr. Musk? MISTER MUSK! |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
2587 |
No chance of us going over your allotted time! |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2588 |
I just feel like nobody values time with me |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2589 |
Well frankly, most of my male patients do see it that way. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2590 |
Where do you see yourself in five hours? |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2591 |
Any gripping insight now gets you into bonus time. |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2592 |
What part of "we need to stop now" don't you understand? |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2593 |
And how do you feel about the time running out? |
1.1910 |
0.04190 |
89 |
72 |
17 |
0 |
2594 |
Do you feel like the big hand or the small hand? |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2595 |
One aspect of the therapeutic contract is particularly important |
1.1910 |
0.05507 |
89 |
77 |
7 |
5 |
2596 |
Congratulations! You have made some big time progress here. |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2597 |
And how long have clocks made you nervous? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2598 |
It was just a tiny Apple Watch when I first planted it. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2599 |
But Ronald, in your current position, you can't turn back the hands of time. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2600 |
Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$ |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2601 |
So, you see a clock? That is some powerful OCD. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2602 |
Yes, on this big clock your session is an extra 2 minutes and 3 seconds! |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2603 |
That's just there so you know when to get to the point. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2604 |
If you squint really hard, it's not so menacing. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2605 |
Try being less square. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2606 |
I think this is more awkward than just telling me times up... |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2607 |
So, it looks like we're coming to the end of our time, any last wishes? |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2608 |
It avoids the akward moment of saying "your time ia up". |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2609 |
Time is relative, and I know how much you hate your relatives. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2610 |
I'm amazed how many of my clients have time anxiety." |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2611 |
Next week, we'll work on not being intimidated by deadlines. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2612 |
Tell me about your unhappy childhood until the clock strikes six. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2613 |
Take comfort in the fact that we all feel the pressures of time looming over us. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2614 |
I'd hate to be a buzz-beater, but the clock is winding down. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2615 |
Well, have we determined who is making dinner tonight? |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2616 |
$300/hour? So I spent $250 just on introductions? |
1.1900 |
0.05260 |
100 |
87 |
7 |
6 |
2617 |
No, I don’t mean for you to feel rushed. You have a full seven minutes more. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2618 |
So, the psilocybin is making you envision a gigantic clock? Interesting |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2619 |
Sorry, but we’ve over run by 7 minutes. They fitted my new window clock the wrong way round. |
1.1900 |
0.05064 |
100 |
86 |
9 |
5 |
2620 |
Your 7 minutes in heaven start now. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2621 |
That's the Freudian minute hand |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2622 |
You’re big time depressed.” |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2623 |
No, when I say “remember the time,” I’m asking about your childhood. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2624 |
Well, actually, I didn't ask for a giant 'clock', but I probably shouldn't tell you what I really said |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
2625 |
It reflects my hourly rate better |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2626 |
I have a feeling your hourly rate is going to be huge |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2627 |
Actually the seconds are the scariest |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2628 |
TimeOnYourHandsTherapy.com just sort of came to me. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2629 |
Your time management problem is not going to get smaller. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2630 |
You know, when I' m with boring people like you, that clock just seems to stop." |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2631 |
Yeah, that clock was a gift from the psychiatric association. Its size makes me a little crazy. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2632 |
This isn't what I meant by "face time". |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2633 |
Cuckoo,Cuckoo,Cuckoo |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2634 |
Why do you think you're fixated on getting older? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2635 |
I'll give you the quick version: He kills his father and has sex with his mother. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2636 |
Why, yes. Now that you mention it your hour is almost up. |
1.1895 |
0.04310 |
95 |
78 |
16 |
1 |
2637 |
Yes, the clock is larger. But not the amount of time we have. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2638 |
Try summarizing your Mommy issues. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2639 |
Ah so that’s what you meant when you said you were a Big Time therapist |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2640 |
Michael, you seem to be fixated on the slow, inexorable march of time leading to the inevitable heat death of the universe. Why do you think that is? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2641 |
Patients complained that the cuckoo clock was too invasive." |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2642 |
Try not to focus so much on your mortality. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2643 |
To test ones sanity Dr. Harmon asks a patient to tell the time. If the patient looks at the clock and starts telling it their problems, she knows she has a lot of work to do. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2644 |
But doctor, I'm not ready to face the hand I've been dealt. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2645 |
Now I get how big the whole Tik Tok thing has gotten! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2646 |
Maybe you're just not ready for the big time. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2647 |
Yes. 7 minutes to cocktails... |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2648 |
Don’t worry about the time . . . that’s my job! |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2649 |
May I get a reset on the clock please? |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2650 |
Let’s go back to your earliest memory of feeling that sense of time pressure. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2651 |
It's to remind you how valuable my time is. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2652 |
Well, I see that everyone's time is just about up. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. IT STOPPED WORKING YESTERDAY. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2654 |
We'll just have to pick up on your deepest fears next week |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2655 |
Therapist: “You are getting very slee-… wait - you’re already asleep!?” |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2656 |
Don’t mind the clock. That’s just to remind me when our session is up. - |
1.1889 |
0.05450 |
90 |
78 |
7 |
5 |
2657 |
It’s because I’m a big time therapist. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2658 |
Oh darn, look at that—our time is up. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2659 |
I charge by the second. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2660 |
Just to be clear, its $5 per minute. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2661 |
Relax. Don't think about my hourly rate. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2662 |
Let's explore the age old question of why you want to throw the clock out the window. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2663 |
Is Flavor Flav in the room with us right now? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2664 |
It’s the only real tool we psychotherapists have to prevent us from going stark raving mad ourselves; and, your time is up for today. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2665 |
It's a small world after all. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2666 |
My time is valuable. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2667 |
The American Psychological Association frowns on cuckoo clocks. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2668 |
Now, imagine what it would be like if YOU had three hands. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2669 |
Of course I'm listening to you, why would you say I'm just watching the clock? |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2670 |
It was a gift from the medical insurance industry. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2671 |
What time is it honey? |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2672 |
Yeah, the Prime Minister had to start renting out the inside due to inflation. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2673 |
Tell me how you feel about the inexorable march of time. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2674 |
Oh that. I'm paranoid about time. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2675 |
I just feel like I’m running out of time Doc” “Yes, but you didn’t need to bring it in |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2676 |
No, it's not a clock. It's a measure of how quickly my bank account is growing. Thank you for your participation! |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2677 |
Cain,we finished five minutes ago,can you hold on to that thought about murdering your brother til next week? |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2678 |
It’s almost time we stop. You’ve only a few more minutes to learn helplessness. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2679 |
Remember to live in the moment, Henry. Times up! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2680 |
The hour-hand reminds you of your issue? |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2681 |
At 6 AM you have to put on your pants. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2682 |
I need to change the battery. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2683 |
Nap time is included in your fee. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2684 |
[No caption needed!] |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2685 |
You better wrap it up. We're on time and a half now. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2686 |
I've got problems doc...big time! |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2687 |
It’s true, it keeps on ticking, but you’re the first one who’s actually licked it. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
2688 |
No, it just falls on you when you're done. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2689 |
It’s actually a tiny clock. You’re just a really boring patient. |
1.1875 |
0.05925 |
80 |
70 |
5 |
5 |
2690 |
Your insurer sent it as a reminder. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2691 |
It's meant to provoke guilt. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2692 |
The Hands were designed by Salvador Dali. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2693 |
TikTok TickTock Boom |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2694 |
We do seem to get more done now... |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2695 |
It helps to drive home the point that my fees by the hour have been subjected to inflation too. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2696 |
I got sick of people asking how much time is left. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
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