Contest #880


Cartoon

880


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started -
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued -
Number of captions 6592
Number of responses 737601
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Ticking? Actually I find your breathing more annoying. 1.7480 0.05824 250 145 23 82
1 Oh my, I just noticed the time. 1.7032 0.01745 1944 949 623 372
2 I think you’re making things out to be bigger than they are. 1.6669 0.01766 1807 910 589 308
3 My patients used to complain that I kept looking at my watch. 1.6634 0.01738 1836 922 610 304
4 Jerry, is the big clock in the room with us now? 1.6549 0.01919 1695 922 436 337
5 Well, well, well, would you look at the time. 1.6445 0.02201 1145 593 366 186
6 I must warn you, it’s an alarm clock. 1.6443 0.01760 1881 1001 548 332
7 I considered a cuckoo clock, but that might seem insensitive. 1.6397 0.01714 2018 1092 561 365
8 In the time remaining, I want you to think about the time remaining. 1.6293 0.01699 1988 1075 575 338
9 Yes, I bill by the minute. Why do you ask? 1.6185 0.01751 1793 965 547 281
10 Just to be clear: are you having ‘hallucinations, big time’, or ‘big time hallucinations’” 1.6142 0.01934 1498 820 436 242
11 And when did you start feeling inadequate about the size of your clock? 1.6124 0.02299 1130 641 286 203
12 Used to have a cuckoo clock, but patients got offended. 1.6065 0.01789 1855 1059 467 329
13 So I misheard you, and your problem isn't having a small clock? 1.5988 0.01843 1797 1053 412 332
14 Not sure why you're fixated on its size, maybe that's something we should explore? 1.5959 0.01958 1351 733 431 187
15 So, I hear you saying you feel that you're constantly pressed for time. Where do you think that feeling comes from? 1.5922 0.01752 1670 907 537 226
16 I guess I really should get glasses. 1.5887 0.01880 1877 1167 315 395
17 It’s not the size of the clock that matters, Peter. 1.5865 0.02076 1260 710 361 189
18 Now, I don't want you to feel rushed, ... 1.5851 0.01694 1769 968 567 234
19 Costco. 1.5847 0.02026 1411 823 351 237
20 We felt it was best to replace the cuckoo clock. 1.5815 0.01816 1694 976 451 267
21 Ignore the clock. 1.5793 0.01904 1519 872 414 233
22 What do you want to say with your last 21 dollars? 1.5776 0.02639 793 457 214 122
23 It doesn't work. Time heals nothing, Dan. 1.5748 0.01876 1524 870 432 222
24 The Freudians say, "Sometimes a clock is just a clock." 1.5707 0.01856 1428 789 463 176
25 Not to worry. It’s only fallen once. 1.5687 0.01925 1382 780 418 184
26 I found that this helped my patients to not look down at their phones so often. 1.5681 0.01967 1343 764 395 184
27 It is to remind us that time is fleeting, and, for me, that it is billable. 1.5628 0.02293 963 546 292 125
28 Just try to relax. 1.5613 0.02015 1215 683 382 150
29 I'm playing pickleball at 6:15. 1.5609 0.02305 1239 799 185 255
30 I find it's easier than saying, "Our time is up." 1.5586 0.02029 1194 673 375 146
31 I mean, does anybody really know what time it is? 1.5583 0.02077 1184 679 349 156
32 Glancing at my watch gave some clients anxiety, so I’m trying this. 1.5575 0.02048 1182 670 365 147
33 I used to have a little cuckoo clock, but some clients took offense. 1.5573 0.02184 1177 706 286 185
34 I got it when I started charging by the minute. 1.5569 0.02136 1151 670 321 160
35 You and the clock have my undivided attention. 1.5552 0.02312 951 547 280 124
36 Is the looming deadline in the room with us right now?” 1.5500 0.02469 1060 688 161 211
37 I'm a big time therapist. 1.5497 0.02235 1057 624 285 148
38 You seem to be having trouble just being in the present. 1.5489 0.02200 1033 596 307 130
39 I can help you, big time. 1.5470 0.02265 1022 604 277 141
40 I thought a Cuckoo Clock would be inappropriate 1.5457 0.02445 962 594 211 157
41 Things often seem bigger than they actually are. 1.5431 0.02279 963 561 281 121
42 Don't worry about the time. 1.5428 0.02423 888 527 240 121
43 It seemed like a good idea until I had to replace the battery. 1.5397 0.02390 932 561 239 132
44 Let's focus on the time you have left. 1.5375 0.02314 906 526 273 107
45 And what makes you feel I am more concerned our session does not go over? 1.5368 0.02318 896 519 273 104
46 In all my years, you're the first person to comment on it. 1.5356 0.02404 885 527 242 116
47 It was a gift from my six o'clock client. 1.5350 0.02501 886 547 204 135
48 It's a gift from a watchmaker after I helped him get over his delusions of grandeur. 1.5345 0.02521 870 537 201 132
49 In your intake forms, you said you were looking for a big time therapist. 1.5341 0.02445 850 506 234 110
50 I have a dinner reservation at 6. On the count of 10 you will awaken refreshed and write me a check. 1.5332 0.02432 859 512 236 111
51 Well, sometimes a clock is just a clock. 1.5320 0.02436 844 501 237 106
52 So, to summarize, the big hand is your father, the little hand is you, and the second hand is your life going in meaningless circles. 1.5287 0.02599 785 480 195 110
53 Take all the time you need as long as you are done in the next seven minutes. 1.5283 0.02479 814 486 226 102
54 With your remaining seven minutes talk to me about your mother”. 1.5276 0.02529 798 481 213 104
55 Oh. Wow! I just noticed the time!! 1.5268 0.02576 784 477 201 106
56 No, it's not a metaphor, actually. 1.5245 0.02463 774 453 236 85
57 Last week you said checking my watch was distracting, so I’m not sure what you want from me here. 1.5240 0.02491 771 455 228 88
58 Well technically you’re under the clock not on it. 1.5220 0.02476 751 438 234 79
59 I've expanded my hours. 1.5182 0.02640 716 434 193 89
60 I'm told it makes my prices seem smaller. 1.5181 0.02482 718 415 234 69
61 It's actually later than you think 1.5175 0.02603 713 427 203 83
62 We have seven minutes left. We can use this time for you to nap or we can continue talking about how tired you are. 1.5170 0.02651 704 426 192 86
63 Clients were complaining that I was looking at my watch too much. 1.5152 0.02577 691 407 212 72
64 I just felt it was distracting when I would look at my watch. 1.5152 0.02657 691 417 192 82
65 Let me assure you that I am a big time therapist. 1.5132 0.02635 682 408 198 76
66 I got tired of trying to look at my watch discreetly. 1.5125 0.02588 681 402 209 70
67 I don't know. What time do you think it is? 1.5114 0.02768 657 404 170 83
68 We really maximized the time today. 1.5086 0.03061 643 429 101 113
69 I see our time is almost up, so I suppose I should get to the nub of this session. Trevor, grow the fuck up. 1.5085 0.02901 647 413 139 95
70 Just focus on the now. 1.5075 0.02768 601 359 179 63
71 We've still got two minutes. Tell me about all of the successes in your life. 1.5072 0.02908 623 393 144 86
72 Yes, our time is up. Next session, we will discuss why you are not wearing pants. 1.5063 0.02988 632 411 122 99
73 And why do you think you have trouble staying in the moment? 1.5049 0.02767 616 373 175 68
74 What time do you feel it is? 1.5048 0.02826 626 388 160 78
75 I'm sorry. I thought you said you always wanted a huge "clock." 1.5041 0.02974 617 397 129 91
76 It's simultaneously a reminder of your fleeting mortality and my growing wealth. 1.5033 0.02965 600 381 136 83
77 Yes, Harry, time is an illusion. Try not to make a big deal out of it. 1.5017 0.02798 580 348 173 59
78 Well, to me it' doesn't say that there are only 7 minutes left - it says that 53 minutes are over! 1.5008 0.02745 605 364 179 62
79 I found that glancing at my watch was distracting to my patients 1.5000 0.03090 554 354 123 77
80 No hurry, why? 1.4983 0.02725 576 340 185 51
81 Try not to think so much about the time. 1.4983 0.02918 576 358 149 69
82 I’m here for you! Oh. I see we’re almost out of time. 1.4983 0.02894 574 354 154 66
83 Let's circle back to your your fixation with time. 1.4973 0.02795 559 333 174 52
84 So tell me why you feel your time is limited? 1.4972 0.02870 545 328 163 54
85 Don’t worry about it. It’s my biological clock. 1.4945 0.03020 542 340 136 66
86 Actually, I bill by the second, not the hour. 1.4930 0.02959 568 358 140 70
87 I find it helps my clients get to the point. 1.4917 0.02830 543 326 167 50
88 It was a gift from your insurance carrier. 1.4917 0.03127 543 352 115 76
89 After we're done talking about your mother, maybe you can help me change the battery on this thing. 1.4907 0.02968 538 334 144 60
90 You said, "It's nearly sex.". Tell me more. 1.4906 0.03074 532 338 127 67
91 Oh, look at the time. 1.4901 0.02964 553 347 141 65
92 You say you can't find the time, but perhaps you're looking in the wrong place. 1.4896 0.03025 527 330 136 61
93 Take your time-I charge by the second. 1.4886 0.02949 528 325 148 55
94 Some patients objected to the cuckoo clock 1.4885 0.03202 524 343 106 75
95 I used to have a cuckoo clock there, but it offended some of my patients. 1.4885 0.03059 522 329 131 62
96 I see. In our remaining 2 minutes and 56 seconds, let's wrap up the root causes of your despair. 1.4885 0.02982 520 321 144 55
97 It helps me stay in the moment. 1.4863 0.02886 512 308 159 45
98 Just ignore that… 1.4850 0.03077 501 314 131 56
99 I find that my younger patients don't know what the hell it is. 1.4841 0.03251 504 331 102 71
100 We have roughly 7 minutes left. Tell me about your mother. 1.4841 0.03174 502 323 115 64
101 It’s from my mother, to remind me of my ticking biological clock. 1.4841 0.03199 502 325 111 66
102 You might want to leave before the alarm goes off. 1.4820 0.03133 500 319 121 60
103 I suppose it could convey the relentless march of time toward death, Mr. Peterson; but to me it's a refreshing reminder that time is money. 1.4816 0.03216 488 315 111 62
104 Yes, of course I'm totally listening....for another 6 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.4810 0.03211 447 279 121 47
105 It's called a clock. My older patients find comfort in it for some reason. 1.4802 0.02973 481 292 147 42
106 It keeps people from looking at their phones. 1.4775 0.03169 467 295 121 51
107 Well, look at the time. 1.4774 0.03293 465 302 104 59
108 I find it encourages people to get to the damn point. 1.4774 0.03251 465 299 110 56
109 No, it's not a working clock. I had it set that way to remind us all that our time is almost up. Now, what were you saying about your anxiety? 1.4748 0.03234 457 292 113 52
110 Therapy is a two-way street. I respect my patients crippling emotional problems,and they respect my need to make it to happy hour. 1.4739 0.03204 460 293 116 51
111 I think of the second hand as a dollar sign. 1.4737 0.03269 456 294 108 54
112 I need to warn you, It’s an alarm clock too. 1.4737 0.03194 456 289 118 49
113 Any other fascinating issues you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds? 1.4735 0.03153 452 283 124 45
114 Did you ever consider that the third hand is called the second hand? 1.4731 0.03471 446 299 83 64
115 So your father never had time for you? This seems like a good place to stop for the day 1.4731 0.03152 446 278 125 43
116 This has been a big hour for you. 1.4727 0.03095 476 300 127 49
117 It is from Texas. 1.4717 0.03289 441 283 108 50
118 At first I thought it was overkill too, but you'd be amazed how much faster folks get to the point. 1.4703 0.03337 438 284 102 52
119 Makes the fifty-minute hour seem longer and more reasonable 1.4691 0.03131 437 271 127 39
120 My younger clients think it's abstract art. 1.4684 0.03302 427 273 108 46
121 My college-aged clients don't know what it is 1.4670 0.03499 424 283 84 57
122 Let’s talk about your OCD for the next six minutes and 57 seconds. 1.4668 0.03447 422 278 91 53
123 We’ve found that charging by the second yields better results. 1.4638 0.03428 414 271 94 49
124 We thought that digital would be too distracting. 1.4634 0.03239 410 257 116 37
125 I think you misheard me Doctor - I didn't want a bigger CLOCK. 1.4613 0.03672 388 262 73 53
126 5 more minutes till you can start to tell me something really important so I can cut you off dramatically and carelessly. 1.4612 0.03415 399 258 98 43
127 Try not to focus on how much time we have left. 1.4604 0.03491 404 267 88 49
128 It's a gift from a patient who said they appreciated me big time. 1.4584 0.03351 397 254 104 39
129 Does anyone really know what time it is? 1.4574 0.03334 387 245 107 35
130 You know what they say; big hands, big clock. 1.4564 0.03546 390 259 84 47
131 Well, why do YOU think there's a giant clock on the wall? 1.4557 0.03511 384 252 89 43
132 You know what they say about big hands 1.4543 0.03418 383 247 98 38
133 Times about up so we'll have to stick to "yes" or "no" questions. 1.4541 0.03308 381 240 109 32
134 It looked smaller online. 1.4541 0.03451 381 247 95 39
135 Why yes, I am a big-time therapist. 1.4533 0.03612 375 250 80 45
136 No it’s the same clock. I just got smaller furniture. 1.4514 0.03525 370 242 89 39
137 For the next eight minutes I’d like to explore why you continue to suffer from deadline anxiety. 1.4514 0.03627 370 247 79 44
138 And if you think that's big, wait until you see my hourly rate. 1.4505 0.03630 364 242 80 42
139 Just wait till you see my bill. 1.4494 0.03603 356 234 84 38
140 You complained that I kept looking at my watch. 1.4492 0.03455 374 243 94 37
141 Please explain to me why you seem particularly anxious about the passage of time. 1.4484 0.03388 368 235 101 32
142 It adjusts to the size of my client's egos. 1.4457 0.03556 350 228 88 34
143 Rob, it seems the more you lie about your feelings the bigger the clock gets. 1.4448 0.03646 353 235 79 39
144 In your fantasy, what is the little hand touching? 1.4419 0.03645 353 236 78 39
145 I find it helps add to the atmosphere of existential dread AND I got a killer deal on it. 1.4419 0.03552 344 224 88 32
146 So let’s explore your feeling of impending doom. 1.4398 0.03567 332 215 88 29
147 What time do you want it to be? 1.4397 0.03915 282 184 72 26
148 It's 5:53. You have $33.26 left in your session. 1.4392 0.03554 337 219 88 30
149 You've a deep fear of your own mortality... but sadly, you're almost out of time. 1.4388 0.03716 335 224 75 36
150 And I can promise you this: You will never catch me looking at my watch. 1.4388 0.03740 335 225 73 37
151 Give me the short version. 1.4380 0.03432 347 223 96 28
152 I hate to tell you this, but size does matter. 1.4377 0.03614 329 215 84 30
153 It was on sale at Grand Central Station. Why? 1.4369 0.03799 325 219 70 36
154 Oops… looks like the time has snuck up on us again. 1.4366 0.03513 339 220 90 29
155 I stole it from Grand Central. 1.4364 0.03707 330 220 76 34
156 Seven minutes to six. Why? 1.4352 0.03627 324 212 83 29
157 Time is up. We'll pick up with "my mother stood over my father with an axe. 1.4348 0.03655 368 253 70 45
158 Trust me. You were late. 1.4345 0.03938 336 236 54 46
159 If you think the tics are loud, just wait until you hear the chimes. 1.4340 0.03701 318 210 78 30
160 It's to remind you that time is fleeting and that you are just a spec of dust in the whole meaningless realm of existence. 1.4331 0.03816 314 211 70 33
161 No there isn’t a giant cuckoo. We don’t use that word here. 1.4324 0.03729 333 225 72 36
162 Try to move past the phallic imagery, Justin. 1.4313 0.03517 313 200 91 22
163 I’’d like to explore why you’re so focused on the clock, but I’m afraid we’re almost out of time. 1.4304 0.03913 309 211 63 35
164 It encourages you to get to the point. 1.4300 0.03622 307 199 84 24
165 You have my full attention for the next 196 seconds. 1.4295 0.03638 312 204 82 26
166 Patients complained I was constantly looking at my wristwatch. 1.4281 0.03971 327 231 52 44
167 surprisingly only two AA 1.4281 0.03863 320 220 63 37
168 What do you think makes you tense during our sessions? 1.4281 0.03886 306 208 65 33
169 I think we've made some big-time progress today. 1.4277 0.03692 325 218 75 32
170 That was an expensive nap. 1.4272 0.03809 302 202 71 29
171 Where do you think these crushing feelings of being small come from? 1.4267 0.03678 307 202 79 26
172 It chimes ‘Cha-Ching’ at the top of the hour.” 1.4267 0.03827 300 201 70 29
173 My patients always want more time, so I got a bigger clock. 1.4267 0.03798 300 200 72 28
174 No, Mr Smith. Freud never said anything about "clock envy"... 1.4262 0.03786 298 198 73 27
175 Something tells me our session is nearly over. 1.4245 0.03642 318 211 79 28
176 Now that we’ve reached the end of your session, it’s time for the LIGHTNING ROUND!! Ways your mother failed to love you: GO! 1.4241 0.03974 316 222 54 40
177 And no one notices these aren’t my degrees. 1.4238 0.04032 302 211 54 37
178 Let’s try not to focus on how much time we have left. 1.4236 0.03837 314 215 65 34
179 Does the phrase 'my hourly rate doubles after 6 p.m.' help you resolve your issues? 1.4232 0.04152 293 207 48 38
180 I meant to say, "large clock." That's what we call, a Freudian slip. 1.4227 0.04594 220 151 45 24
181 When do the drugs kick in? 1.4224 0.03739 303 202 74 27
182 You'll know they've kicked in when it starts to look like a Dali painting. 1.4211 0.04061 285 197 56 32
183 Relax. Think of me as a friend, not some big time doctor. 1.4207 0.03795 290 193 72 25
184 Don’t worry. The alarm is set to vibrate. 1.4205 0.03661 283 183 81 19
185 If it bothers you we can have the elephant in the room stand in front of it 1.4205 0.04203 283 200 47 36
186 Here, the crushing weight of time isn’t just a figure of speech. 1.4205 0.03695 283 184 79 20
187 That’s just the doomsday clock, don’t worry about that. Now tell me more about your anxiety. 1.4202 0.04059 307 218 49 40
188 Clients don’t like it when I check my watch during a session. 1.4201 0.04003 269 181 63 25
189 If you have the money, I have the time. 1.4201 0.03631 319 213 78 28
190 “What would you like to say in our last two minutes and fifty six seconds together?” 1.4195 0.03721 298 198 75 25
191 And why do you feel rushed? 1.4192 0.03938 291 199 62 30
192 But do you see it as half an hour gone, or half an hour left? 1.4190 0.04039 284 196 57 31
193 You think you have anxiety now , wait till the 6 o'clock alarm. 1.4184 0.03934 282 191 64 27
194 Yeah, well. You should hear the alarm. 1.4184 0.03878 294 200 65 29
195 Hindsight is 20/20 but my vision is not. 1.4173 0.03668 278 180 80 18
196 Oh that’s just for me, ignore it. You were saying? 1.4172 0.03831 302 206 66 30
197 Well, your time is almost up, and you really don't want to be here when that alarm goes off. 1.4167 0.04026 288 200 56 32
198 You're not the only one with an annoying tic. 1.4167 0.04092 276 191 55 30
199 Today we're going to dive deeper into your chronophobia." 1.4167 0.03446 336 222 88 26
200 And why do you think you're so preoccupied with life passing you by? 1.4164 0.04006 281 193 59 29
201 And how does knowing our time is almost up make you feel? 1.4158 0.03863 279 187 68 24
202 Why do you keep looking at the clock? 1.4158 0.03995 279 191 60 28
203 What makes you think I refer to you as 'my 5 O'clock'? 1.4143 0.03819 280 187 70 23
204 Can we wrap this up? I have a six o’clock with Harold Lloyd. 1.4139 0.03990 273 186 61 26
205 We can probably squeeze in thoughts of inadequacy, but not your mother 1.4130 0.03891 276 186 66 24
206 You could still submit a caption. 1.4127 0.03925 315 223 54 38
207 I was told the cuckoo clock was inappropriate. 1.4126 0.04032 269 184 59 26
208 Time might not be on your side... 1.4118 0.03569 272 174 84 14
209 This way, I won’t make you nervous by looking at my watch. 1.4113 0.03821 265 175 71 19
210 My clients were complaining that I looked at my watch too often. 1.4111 0.03845 270 180 69 21
211 You think the clock’s annoying, wait until you hear the alarm. 1.4106 0.04167 263 183 52 28
212 Sometimes a big hand is just a big hand. 1.4106 0.04132 263 182 54 27
213 Most people leave before the alarm goes off. 1.4104 0.04006 268 183 60 25
214 No pressure, but in the seven minutes we have left could we return to the issue of why you believe it’s appropriate not to wear pants to our sessions? 1.4103 0.04374 273 199 36 38
215 The producers of 60 Minutes had a garage sale. 1.4091 0.04189 264 185 50 29
216 Forget about time for just one minute. 1.4091 0.04154 264 184 52 28
217 I don’t know… I just feel like I can see my life ticking away right in front of me 1.4088 0.03881 296 205 61 30
218 No, you're not paranoid. It's the mother of all clocks. 1.4087 0.04091 323 239 36 48
219 No pressure David, we have time. 1.4083 0.03665 289 192 76 21
220 Oh, that's for me. It's biological. 1.4079 0.03891 304 213 58 33
221 I’m a big time shrink. 1.4073 0.04128 275 194 50 31
222 Enough with your childhood - let's get into the Lightning Round. 1.4057 0.03901 281 193 62 26
223 Before we start, let's take a look at the Doomsday Clock. 1.4055 0.04198 254 177 51 26
224 I get that you’re paid by the hour, but is the “Cha-ching!” alarm necessary? 1.4055 0.04123 254 175 55 24
225 Ok, Steve. Last thirty years in 7 minutes. Go! 1.4055 0.04047 254 173 59 22
226 Believe me, you don’t want to be here when the alarm goes off. 1.4054 0.04065 259 178 57 24
227 Imagine you're at a calm, distant, municipal swimming pool 1.4048 0.03870 252 167 68 17
228 If you didn't feel better after 50 minutes, it's probably just not going to happen today. 1.4045 0.03730 309 213 67 29
229 I thought a taxi meter would be too crass. 1.4039 0.03995 255 173 61 21
230 It looked smaller in the catalog. 1.4038 0.04138 265 186 51 28
231 I took over this office from an Optometrist. 1.4032 0.04017 253 172 60 21
232 I wish we could ignore the passing of time but that second-hand breeze is so annoying. 1.4024 0.03932 246 164 65 17
233 Something tells me we're nearing the end of the hour. 1.4017 0.04096 239 162 58 19
234 What makes you think I charge by the minute. 1.4016 0.04101 249 171 56 22
235 Yes, those are New York minutes. 1.4016 0.04331 249 177 44 28
236 Many find it motivational on several levels. 1.4008 0.03961 247 166 63 18
237 The size is an attempt to make up for the 50-minute hour. 1.4008 0.04083 247 169 57 21
238 Sorry, the ‘cha-ching’ sound effect wasn’t supposed to go off for another 7 minutes 1.4008 0.04356 247 176 43 28
239 Heavy handed?... in what way? 1.4007 0.03887 282 195 61 26
240 Yes, I have my own obsessions. 1.4000 0.03823 260 174 68 18
241 You never noticed it before now...? 1.4000 0.04049 260 180 56 24
242 Tell me more about your dread of looming deadlines. 1.3994 0.03647 328 229 67 32
243 It helps keep me focused. 1.3992 0.03989 248 168 61 19
244 ''That's not for timing my patients -- that's for timing my patience'' 1.3984 0.04130 256 179 52 25
245 It 's a 50-minute hour. 1.3983 0.04055 231 155 60 16
246 Time’s up. 1.3982 0.03999 339 255 33 51
247 Sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. 1.3969 0.03967 257 176 60 21
248 You haven't said anything for 53 minutes, soon your insurance will require me to declare you dead, and I can go home. 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
249 Yes, it is intimidating, but when you call up a childhood memory, it runs counterclockwise. 1.3966 0.04158 237 163 54 20
250 That tells me when your insurance runs out. 1.3966 0.04395 232 164 44 24
251 Well, would you look at the time?! 1.3961 0.04214 255 181 47 27
252 Yes, I'm a big-time therapist. 1.3960 0.04123 250 174 53 23
253 On your mark, get set, vent! 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
254 Okay, tell me WHY it ticks you off. 1.3950 0.04144 238 164 54 20
255 BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME LAST TIME WHEN I SAID OUR TIME IS UP!” 1.3948 0.04207 233 161 52 20
256 Your problems ceased to be my problems 3 minutes ago. 1.3948 0.04294 233 163 48 22
257 Well, I don’t know, Gene—do YOU see a big clock? 1.3941 0.03946 269 187 58 24
258 Well I figured, since we’ll both be watching it anyway… 1.3922 0.04128 232 159 55 18
259 You see a clock? I just see money. 1.3922 0.04173 255 181 48 26
260 It runs on one AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA battery. 1.3913 0.04627 230 169 32 29
261 We still have 2 minutes. How's your sex life? 1.3913 0.04586 230 168 34 28
262 I chose it in proportion to my hourly rate. 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
263 I find it helps patients get to the point. 1.3913 0.04197 230 159 52 19
264 Trust me; you don't want to be here when the alarm goes off! 1.3911 0.04219 248 176 47 25
265 …and what do you think ‘having big hands’ means? 1.3911 0.04169 225 154 54 17
266 What wall clock? 1.3908 0.04224 238 167 49 22
267 Time is up? Really? I’m a millennial and don’t know how to read clocks without numbers. 1.3908 0.04469 238 173 37 28
268 What time do YOU think it is? 1.3898 0.04031 254 177 55 22
269 Is there one last thought you'd like to share? 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
270 Is the big penis on the 10 or the 11? 1.3894 0.04473 226 162 40 24
271 Actually, I just have very poor eyesight" 1.3884 0.04032 224 151 59 14
272 It captures the sense of dread caused by the relentless march of time and the vanity of human defiance,while reminding patients that I have a dinner date. 1.3880 0.04153 250 177 49 24
273 ...but the genie misheard me, so now I have an enormous clock. 1.3879 0.04594 232 171 32 29
274 No really, I am listening! 1.3877 0.04232 227 158 50 19
275 Harold. Our time is up. You have to wake up now. 1.3874 0.04393 222 157 44 21
276 Trust me—I don’t have more than five minutes of empathy and understanding left. 1.3874 0.04055 222 150 58 14
277 Oh, look! Our time is largely up. 1.3872 0.04085 235 162 55 18
278 What makes you think it's seven minutes to six? 1.3872 0.04302 235 167 45 23
279 No, no symbolism, just a big clock. 1.3870 0.04147 230 159 53 18
280 Well, would you just look at the time! 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
281 Well, you said you always wanted to make the big time. 1.3857 0.04513 223 161 38 24
282 No. It works. It's not a metaphor. 1.3853 0.04449 218 155 42 21
283 Oh, don’t pay any attention to the clock. 1.3846 0.04396 234 169 40 25
284 You asked for a big time therapist, and you got it! 1.3846 0.04312 234 167 44 23
285 You think I should go digital?" 1.3836 0.04288 219 153 48 18
286 Where do you see yourself in 8 minutes? 1.3836 0.04385 219 155 44 20
287 If you could, which hand would you be? 1.3834 0.04074 253 179 51 23
288 Do you have a seven minute childhood trauma you’d like to get off your chest? 1.3833 0.04363 227 162 43 22
289 You still have $31.25 left in this session. 1.3833 0.04227 227 159 49 19
290 Time is the biggest thing on your side right now 1.3832 0.04308 214 149 48 17
291 So in the seven minutes remaining, can you think of any reason for why you feel so rushed and pressured? 1.3832 0.04555 214 154 38 22
292 As you can see, time flies even when you’re miserable. 1.3832 0.04358 214 150 46 18
293 Ignore it. It's just a reminder I charge by the minute. 1.3829 0.04388 222 158 43 21
294 ......$128.75, $129, $129.25, $129.50..... 1.3825 0.04265 217 151 49 17
295 I hadn't noticed but, you're right, our time is up. 1.3824 0.04043 238 165 55 18
296 So you keep having these feelings that time is money, 1.3822 0.04390 225 161 42 22
297 Not to rush you, but it's almost $500. 1.3822 0.04524 225 164 36 25
298 So, when did you first start feeling anxious about time? 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
299 That's not actually one of your cognitive distortions. It's just a big clock. 1.3820 0.04192 233 164 49 20
300 Oh my! What big hands you have. 1.3818 0.03970 220 148 60 12
301 Don't get comfortable. 1.3815 0.03999 249 174 55 20
302 oh the clock? yeah i always forget it is there. 1.3814 0.04391 215 152 44 19
303 Given what happened at our last session, I've shut the alarm off this time. 1.3807 0.04584 218 159 35 24
304 Oh, that’s just my biological clock. 1.3807 0.04298 218 153 47 18
305 Try not to watch the clock 1.3807 0.04491 218 157 39 22
306 Now you don't have to keep looking at your phone. 1.3801 0.04109 221 152 54 15
307 I'm aware of the time. 1.3792 0.04144 240 170 49 21
308 We only have twenty dollars left. 1.3791 0.04548 211 152 38 21
309 Now can you tell me why the little hand seems to be speaking to you? 1.3791 0.04499 211 151 40 20
310 It helps my patients picture ten bucks a minute. 1.3791 0.04187 211 145 52 14
311 No rush. 1.3790 0.03966 248 173 56 19
312 I call it “tick-talk” therapy 1.3783 0.04359 230 166 41 23
313 It's designed to instill a sense of urgency. Very quickly, how does that make you feel? 1.3780 0.04191 246 177 45 24
314 So tell me why it is that you feel your time in life is running out. 1.3778 0.04200 225 158 49 18
315 No, no. That matters, big time. 1.3778 0.04293 225 160 45 20
316 Tell me more about how you’re feeling crushed under the weight of time. 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
317 Of course I’m paying attention. 1.3772 0.04066 228 158 54 16
318 You have $35.99 worth left, if you care to use it. 1.3771 0.04234 236 169 45 22
319 I got sick of saying “That’s all the time we have today.” 1.3762 0.04356 210 148 45 17
320 Have you noticed anything new since the last visit when you overstayed your appointment? 1.3761 0.04631 226 169 29 28
321 It's almost time to bring up something you prefer not to talk about. 1.3756 0.04537 205 147 39 19
322 Tell me about your mother. And be brief. 1.3756 0.04463 213 153 40 20
323 We decided to call it Overtime. Many patients frowned on Sudden Death. 1.3744 0.04216 227 161 47 19
324 What gives you the impression I'm overly focused on my billing? 1.3744 0.04459 203 144 42 17
325 You see, time is on your side 1.3744 0.04404 203 143 44 16
326 Is the second hand necessary? 1.3738 0.04412 206 146 43 17
327 Tell me about a time when you felt rushed or pressured. 1.3738 0.04622 206 150 35 21
328 My patients complained that I was always checking my watch. 1.3736 0.04694 182 129 38 15
329 I'm sorry, your existential crisis is up. 1.3731 0.04599 201 145 37 19
330 Why do you think it’s so big? 1.3731 0.04377 201 141 45 15
331 Wow, would you look at the time! 1.3731 0.04758 201 148 31 22
332 Freud called it his big motherf***ing clock 1.3731 0.04862 201 150 27 24
333 You can admire it all you want but it’s my job to find out what makes YOU tick. 1.3728 0.04154 228 161 49 18
334 It’s for my ‘fear of bifocals’ group. 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
335 I didn’t say I was licensed. I said I was a big-time therapist. 1.3706 0.04827 197 146 29 22
336 We need to wind it up for today. 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
337 It looked smaller online and returning is such a hassle. 1.3706 0.04195 197 135 51 11
338 Would you look at the time? 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
339 You should hear the alarm. 1.3706 0.04256 197 136 49 12
340 Don't worry. It's on your side. 1.3705 0.04344 224 162 41 21
341 Sorry, I hadn't noticed the time. 1.3700 0.04611 200 145 36 19
342 I always thought the term "shrink" was a bit reductive 1.3700 0.04501 200 143 40 17
343 Take your time, we still have 116 seconds. 1.3697 0.04280 211 149 46 16
344 And where do you think this stress is coming from? 1.3696 0.04435 230 170 35 25
345 I call that my cuckoo clock. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
346 My grandfather carried it with him all through World War Two. He died of a massive hernia” 1.3692 0.04680 214 160 29 25
347 Six minutes to Happy Hour. 1.3689 0.04512 206 149 38 19
348 Yes, it would be extremely painful if it crushed you. But let’s just forget about that and focus on your morbid fear of death. 1.3684 0.04148 228 162 48 18
349 For the next $20 let's talk about your financial anxiety. 1.3680 0.03889 250 176 56 18
350 Do you get the feeling your life is just ticking away? 1.3679 0.04263 212 150 46 16
351 A good therapist needs 20-20 insight - not perfect eyesight. 1.3679 0.04435 193 136 43 14
352 It increases anxiety and tightens up the schedule - a win/win I'd say. 1.3679 0.04786 193 142 31 20
353 Oh, the clock; I charge $120 an hour or $2 a minute. I just like to know how much I'm making listening to you. 1.3676 0.04595 204 149 35 20
354 Uh, huh. Could it be that you always think that people don't have time for you? 1.3674 0.04272 215 153 45 17
355 So tell me about this anxiety that you have, but make it quick. 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
356 The alarm is going to be quite startling. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
357 Well, I got sick of clients trying to see how mich time was left the without looking like they are. 1.3670 0.04230 218 155 46 17
358 When did you first believe the "little hand" had an inferiority complex? 1.3668 0.04678 199 146 33 20
359 Why do you feel rushed? 1.3665 0.04039 221 154 53 14
360 And that’s why they call me, “A big time psychologist “. 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
361 And what makes you say it looks like a clock? 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
362 I'll be honest. When I'm working, I need a constant reminder that time has not stopped. 1.3655 0.04248 197 137 48 12
363 Yes, I think we still have time for one of your psychopathic outbursts. 1.3651 0.04739 189 138 33 18
364 I'd have loved to help you on stress caused by time pressure, but I see we only have seven minutes left. 1.3649 0.04529 211 155 35 21
365 A gift from my accountant. 1.3649 0.04074 222 156 51 15
366 Well, I guess it all started with my grandfather… 1.3646 0.04891 181 133 30 18
367 We thought digital would be too distracting 1.3646 0.04626 192 139 36 17
368 For your next appointment you might want to throw on a pair of pants... 1.3641 0.04770 184 134 33 17
369 The good news is time is on your side. 1.3641 0.04398 206 148 41 17
370 And further more, you've strangely become fixated with time. 1.3632 0.04638 201 148 33 20
371 Try not to think about how much time is left.” 1.3628 0.04166 226 162 46 18
372 On your intake form, you noted you ‘need therapy, big time’. 1.3627 0.04372 204 146 42 16
373 What makes you think this will cost you big time? 1.3623 0.04327 207 148 43 16
374 In these last five minutes, would you like to reflect on your mortality? 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
375 This week we are going to focus on time management. 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
376 Why do YOU think that the little hand is bigger than the big hand? 1.3622 0.04809 185 136 31 18
377 Yeah, Freudian slip - I didn't intentionally google a 'big clock.' 1.3622 0.04989 185 139 25 21
378 I knew I needed a big time therapist 1.3619 0.04335 210 151 42 17
379 At 6 pm, you will wake, pay your bill in full, and leave my office pleased and content with your therapist. 1.3607 0.04458 183 129 42 12
380 We’re about to start the rapid fire round of questions. 1.3602 0.04212 236 173 41 22
381 Time's almost up. Let's talk about your suicide plans next time. 1.3600 0.04757 200 150 28 22
382 I see our time is almost fully erect. 1.3593 0.04736 231 181 17 33
383 I charge by the circumference. 1.3591 0.04557 181 129 39 13
384 I work on the theory that time is a great healer 1.3591 0.04133 181 123 51 7
385 It's a gift from my next patient. 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
386 Do you think it's a metaphor? 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
387 The hard part is finding 'F' size batteries 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
388 Now? Now bring up your chronophobia? 1.3590 0.04389 195 139 42 14
389 *So, Billy, when the big hand is on the twelve, we will stop talking about your feelings of infantilism and have a juice box before you skedaddle home." 1.3583 0.04766 187 138 31 18
390 I wanted to get the cuckoo clock, but, you know... 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
391 What is it, exactly, that is making you anxious? 1.3575 0.04418 193 138 41 14
392 Does anybody really know what time it is … Does anybody really care ? 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
393 You’ve definitely come to the right practice to resolve your time management issues. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
394 Next session we'll continue working on time management. 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
395 I found the Apple Watch distracting. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
396 Sometimes a huge clock is just a huge clock. 1.3564 0.04336 202 145 42 15
397 It’s what we were both thinking about anyhow. 1.3564 0.04103 202 141 50 11
398 I'm still getting used to having an office in the clock tower too. 1.3561 0.04508 205 151 35 19
399 It's just an other thing proving that size does not matter. 1.3560 0.04570 191 139 36 16
400 And STILL people ask me for the time. 1.3557 0.04636 194 143 33 18
401 I find that nothing focuses my patient's minds like the prospect of their hour being up. 1.3555 0.04363 211 154 39 18
402 Oh. I just got really tired of the Dali. 1.3555 0.04205 211 151 45 15
403 time is just an illusion. You have all the time in the world to accomplish... Oh look at that, our hour is up 1.3555 0.04363 211 154 39 18
404 So quiet you forget it’s there 1.3547 0.04318 203 146 42 15
405 I'm nearsighted, vain, and billing by the hour. 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
406 It's for my patients with anxiety. It illustrates the relentless, unstoppable march of time that leads always and only to our inevitable end. You have seven minutes left; anything else you'd like to talk about, today? 1.3542 0.04490 192 139 38 15
407 The giant diplomas arrive Tuesday 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
408 You seem distracted today, Melvin. 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
409 The cuckoo clock was more subtle, but I was told it was no longer appropriate. 1.3539 0.04804 178 131 31 16
410 It’s a gift from Salvador Dalí after he finished therapy. 1.3539 0.04869 178 132 29 17
411 Trust me, we want to be out of here before it strikes six! 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
412 You just can't go on living like you have all the time in the world. 1.3536 0.04746 181 133 32 16
413 So this giant clock ticking away the moments of your life...is it in the room with us right now? 1.3533 0.04625 184 134 35 15
414 Freudian analyst: “Well, that’s very interesting how you heard that. What I actually said was, ‘George, I wonder if you’ve noticed my massive clock.’.” 1.3533 0.04996 184 140 23 21
415 I hadn’t noticed but your 50 minutes is up. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
416 I thought this would help you own your session. 1.3523 0.04409 193 139 40 14
417 Ignore the clock in the room. 1.3523 0.04270 176 122 46 8
418 Time cries when you're having Jung. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
419 Until you mentioned it I’ve never thought of it as an odd choice of art for my office. 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
420 What do you think triggers your 'end of session' phobia? 1.3520 0.04652 196 146 31 19
421 The genie misheard my wish. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
422 I’m afraid we won’t have time for a breakthrough this week. 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
423 You now feel like waking up and paying me $200. 1.3511 0.04425 188 135 40 13
424 Of course, I’m listening. 1.3511 0.04227 188 132 46 10
425 Clock? 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
426 You did mention that you wished we could have more time 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
427 Yes I do charge by the hour. Why do you ask? 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
428 Despite having to take 58 AA batteries, it's a wonderful timepiece. 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
429 Well, just look at the time! 1.3500 0.04238 200 143 44 13
430 Well, you wanted more time in therapy. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
431 And yes, it does move slower when you watch it... 1.3495 0.04583 186 136 35 15
432 Hmm.. that's interesting... why do you think you see it as a clock? 1.3495 0.04389 186 133 41 12
433 What time would you like it to be? 1.3492 0.04654 189 140 32 17
434 It encourages my patients to get to the point. 1.3492 0.04209 189 133 46 10
435 Time may be an illusion, but I bill by the hour. 1.3488 0.04846 172 127 30 15
436 We have only a few minutes left, but in the time that remains, do you want to speak to this “immense” fear you have of time running out? 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
437 Yes Ben, it’s big 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
438 Beats me . But in seven minutes your not my problem anymore . 1.3487 0.04491 195 143 36 16
439 OK, in our last seven minutes can I ask you to rate your visit? 1.3486 0.04854 175 130 29 16
440 With some patients tempus doesn’t fugit fast enough. 1.3483 0.04660 178 130 34 14
441 If we stop now, you'll save $35. 1.3474 0.04386 190 137 40 13
442 Next session we must address your time urgency. 1.3471 0.04513 170 121 39 10
443 There was a sale when the bank downsized. 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
444 Why do you feel everyone is only out for themselves? 1.3468 0.04822 173 128 30 15
445 ‘“Your mother shot who at home? Oops, times up. Do your calming breath exercises in the waiting room and I’ll see you next week.” 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
446 Yes, it's phallic. Everything is phallic. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
447 So, what worries you about the passing of time? 1.3466 0.04182 176 122 47 7
448 Wait until you see my hourly fees. 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
449 That's strange. Most people say they see a butterfly 1.3462 0.04714 182 135 31 16
450 Subtle. 1.3457 0.04479 188 137 37 14
451 What do YOU think that’s all about 1.3454 0.04441 194 142 37 15
452 Tell me more about your perception that people are always rushing you. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
453 The big hand is dollars and the small hand is results. 1.3452 0.05065 168 127 24 17
454 Now it’s time for the lightning round. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
455 All I know is when the big hand is at the top, you owe me $300. 1.3450 0.05067 171 130 23 18
456 "Our time is almost up"" This is the spot where you have five minutes left to tell me whatever it is that we were avoiding talking about." 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
457 I wouldn't worry. In fact, you're not my only patient concerned about the size of his clock. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
458 I SAID, would you LOOK at the TIME. 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
459 I'm more engaged if I don't have to keep looking at my watch. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
460 I heard you were a big time therapist.. 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
461 What I don't understand is this obsession about time slipping away from you. 1.3438 0.04651 192 144 30 18
462 A gift from a patient who believed he was Dali. I straightened him out. 1.3434 0.04417 166 117 41 8
463 Time does appear to be on your side. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
464 I'm thinking of changing it to dollars. That'd be easier for everyone. 1.3434 0.05107 166 126 23 17
465 That’s a new record. Fifty-three minutes before blaming everything on your mother. 1.3432 0.04897 169 126 28 15
466 It's five o'clock somewhere... 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
467 My accountant got it for me. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
468 Oh that? Don't worry about that - it just helps me unwind. 1.3424 0.04733 184 138 29 17
469 Like I mentioned on the phone. I’m a big-time therapist. 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
470 What clock? Oh,that one doesn’t work. 1.3420 0.04072 193 136 48 9
471 We’re now working on promptness and boundaries 1.3416 0.03953 202 142 51 9
472 You've got a nervous tick 1.3415 0.04850 164 121 30 13
473 I’m not the kind of therapist who stares at her watch. 1.3415 0.05002 164 123 26 15
474 It’s time. 1.3415 0.05076 164 124 24 16
475 It's so we can know when to begin a meaningful exchange just before I say, 'sorry, our time is up'. 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
476 Why do you think you can’t relax? 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
477 It's just for show. We're done when I'm bored. 1.3402 0.04492 194 144 34 16
478 It would be rude to check my watch. 1.3401 0.04501 197 147 33 17
479 I see we’re almost out of time. 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
480 It's on loan from the Harold Lloyd Museum. 1.3395 0.04809 162 119 31 12
481 What makes you think you blow things out of proportion? 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
482 Harold, you do realize you're making progress big time, right? 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
483 Questions will now be true or false so we can finish on time. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
484 It was a gift from my accountant. 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
485 I appreciate that it’s art, but I still feel like you’re trying to tell me something. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
486 No, I don’t think it’s pointing at you. 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
487 Next time we'll get to your fear of death, but for now your time is up. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
488 The good news is that I've figured out the solution to all of your problems. The bad news is that it would take me 9 minutes to explain it. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
489 Not on my watch 1.3390 0.04449 177 128 38 11
490 Ask yourself if your problems are really bigger than my clock. 1.3390 0.04449 177 128 38 11
491 Well, not everything's symbolic." 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
492 John, you got two minutes left to describe how you feel under pressure. 1.3386 0.04512 189 140 34 15
493 On your way out, please stop at the giant cash register. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
494 $64.57, $64.59, $65.01, $65.03 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
495 No need to fear the clock, it will gong when your time is up. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
496 Clock watching is not a productive way to spend our sessions, Mr. Fugit. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
497 I wish you wouldn't focus so much on the time. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
498 My advice? Time will tell. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
499 It's on your side. Yes it is. 1.3371 0.04900 175 133 25 17
500 It stops me glancing at my watch when I’m bored. 1.3371 0.04406 175 126 39 10
501 You have 6 mins and 54 seconds left, no pressure. 1.3370 0.04583 181 134 33 14
502 No, no! It's not just you! Most of my patients feel a sense of dread about the relentless passing of time. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
503 Interesting that so many of my patients make the same Freudian slip. Yes, I do have a big clock. 1.3367 0.04394 196 145 36 15
504 OK. We have 5 minutes left. Let's talk about you. 1.3367 0.04405 199 148 35 16
505 I notice you seem to be watching the clock. 1.3354 0.04968 158 118 27 13
506 Oh gosh . . . Look at the time! 1.3354 0.04455 158 112 39 7
507 One of my patients said I should replace the hour hand with a dollar sign. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
508 I know it's my anxiety speaking, but I feel like you're counting the minutes until our session is over. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
509 Larger than life, get it! 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
510 No, you’re not a bore! 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
511 The rent is unbelievably cheap in this clock tower. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
512 A lot of people see it as a metaphor, but honestly I am just really bad at keeping track of lunch. 1.3353 0.04716 170 126 31 13
513 No, it's not fast. It's a therapist clock. Every hour is 45 minutes. 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
514 I have that clock too 1.3352 0.04741 176 132 29 15
515 My interior designer thought I said “I like big clocks”. 1.3352 0.04672 176 131 31 14
516 It gives me confidence when talking to GenZ, because I can read it. 1.3352 0.04809 176 133 27 16
517 You've got thirty seconds to tell me about your mother. 1.3352 0.04478 179 131 36 12
518 A present from a former patient - I found out what made him tick. 1.3352 0.04750 179 135 28 16
519 It helps folks bypass all the mom and dad crap and get right to the existential crisis. 1.3351 0.04638 185 139 30 16
520 Yes, our time is almost up. Why do you ask? 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
521 Sometimes, Mr. Peterson, a "clock" is just a clock. 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
522 Oh my,would you look at the time! 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
523 On the hour it goes ‘Kaching’. 1.3333 0.04692 171 127 31 13
524 Fifty is the new sixty. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
525 It’s a subtle reminder to my patients to drop the mind-numbing details from their stories. 1.3333 0.05045 171 132 21 18
526 I mean, it’s like, on one hand… 1.3333 0.04424 186 137 36 13
527 So what makes you believe that I'm rushing you? We'll explore that next week. 1.3333 0.04439 189 140 35 14
528 The night is still Jung 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
529 Just for today, you'll be the little hand. 1.3333 0.04520 159 114 37 8
530 Oh, that's just my Doomsday Clock. I like to keep in perspective how small the existential crises we face are in comparison to the larger destruction of our planet -- makes things feel more manageable, you know? 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
531 I had a big Cuckoo Clock but some patients found it offensive. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
532 Isn't this a good way to make every minute count? 1.3315 0.04150 181 129 44 8
533 Did you really just say you feel like you have no concept of time?! 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
534 I got it while out antiquing. A bit pricey but thats...oh look our time is up. 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
535 How did your obsession with time begin? 1.3314 0.04595 172 127 33 12
536 Does this one fit your sense of dread, or do we need a bigger clock this week? 1.3314 0.04812 172 130 27 15
537 So I thought, screw subliminal 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
538 It’s not all in your mind that your time is up. It IS up. 1.3314 0.04576 169 124 34 11
539 And did you feel rushed as a child? 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
540 My son made it at camp. 1.3313 0.04553 166 121 35 10
541 I figured this was less expensive than getting prescription glasses. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
542 Relax! Time is on your side. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
543 Why do you think you dream about being trapped in Grand Central? 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
544 You may think time is an illusion, but to me time is money. 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
545 The room looked bigger on Zillow. 1.3312 0.05063 157 119 24 14
546 And what time did your mother say it was? 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
547 Yes, it does make you look skinny 1.3312 0.04880 154 114 29 11
548 That keeps the narcissists on schedule. 1.3300 0.04433 200 151 32 17
549 In exactly seven-and-a-half minutes you will wake up and pay me $300. 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
550 How do you feel knowing we only have seven minutes and fifty-three seconds left? 1.3297 0.04690 185 141 27 17
551 Tell me how you feel about that big hand. 1.3297 0.04346 182 133 38 11
552 Don't fret, you and the clock both have a screw loose. You have ten more minutes. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
553 So, when are you going to tell me what’s really bothering you? 1.3293 0.04912 167 127 25 15
554 The first issue that I'd like to discuss is your punctuality. 1.3293 0.04686 167 124 31 12
555 When did you first get this feeling that you were "running out of time"? 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
556 My decorator thought it would make a statement. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
557 So what might be the "real reason" you don't think I'm interested in what you have to say. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
558 I’ve never seen it go backwards before. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
559 You've still got $22.50 remaining. 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
560 If you think the clock is big, just wait until you see the invoice. 1.3277 0.04497 177 131 34 12
561 Your progress is geologically slow. Unfortunately, due to the Therapists’ First Law of Special Relativity, my billable hour remains at 45 minutes. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
562 Next week let’s explore your fixation on the time. 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
563 And time! That's a new record for not mentioning your mother-in-law. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
564 It makes my hourly rate feel more reasonable. 1.3273 0.04562 165 121 34 10
565 What huge clock on the wall? 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
566 I guess I’m asking, “What makes you tick?” 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
567 Big time problems 1.3272 0.04536 162 118 35 9
568 Because I always hated it when clients kept looking at their watches... 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
569 So, is the giant clock in the room with us right now? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
570 You think YOU’RE addicted to TikTok? 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
571 Just wait ‘til you hear the alarm when your session is up! 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
572 I got it at Costco 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
573 Well, now that you have completed all that insurance paperwork, please take the last six minutes to tell me how things are going. 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
574 It's an optical allusion. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
575 Don't feel anxious, at $300 an hour the clock just looks huge. 1.3264 0.04482 193 146 31 16
576 Don't you think it's possible that the constant pressure you feel is exagerrated? 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
577 Well, you did ask for a big-time therapist. 1.3258 0.04817 178 137 24 17
578 Which hand are you? 1.3257 0.04528 175 130 33 12
579 As you can clearly see our time is up. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
580 And what makes you feel life is passing you by? 1.3254 0.04788 169 128 27 14
581 What would you like to talk about in our last $52... $51... $50. 1.3254 0.04562 169 125 33 11
582 Do you like it? I wanted something that felt as disproportionate as my hourly fee. 1.3254 0.04861 169 129 25 15
583 Wow you really do blow everything out of proportion 1.3254 0.04861 169 129 25 15
584 Think about living for the moment. 1.3253 0.04458 166 121 36 9
585 Nap time is just about up. How did that make you feel? 1.3253 0.04375 166 120 38 8
586 Now I can perfectly see what makes you tick! 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
587 You have anxiety!? Yesterday that clock fell off the wall and nearly killed one of my patients! 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
588 It was cheaper than a new pair of glasses. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
589 Interesting that you think it’s a clock. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
590 Fascinating. Tell me more about anything you care to talk about in seven minutes. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
591 Yes, but how you do *feel* about six dollars a minute? 1.3245 0.04104 188 136 43 9
592 Severn minutes until you are on your own 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
593 We're still working on how to change the batteries. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
594 It was a gift from one of my OCD patients. 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
595 You seem to have an exaggerated sense of time. 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
596 I was thinking about adding dollar signs. 1.3232 0.04888 164 125 25 14
597 Before we discuss your inferiority complex, yes, I do have a huge clock. 1.3232 0.04811 164 124 27 13
598 Your feeling that time is running out, is only natural for someone in your position. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
599 Why do you think you find therapy stressful? 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
600 Another fiscal year passes without any patient noticing her two phony diplomas. 1.3229 0.04368 192 144 34 14
601 Why yes, I do get paid big money for my time. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
602 I'm replacing it with a giant cuckoo clock. 1.3226 0.04658 186 143 26 17
603 And can you now tell me exactly why you envy the minute hand 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
604 No pressure 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
605 Now that we've identified your fear of loud noises, I suggest we wrap up quickly and run downstairs 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
606 I find the constant reminder that each second brings us closer to our inexorable demise cuts down on trivial complaints, which is better for my mental health. 1.3222 0.04638 180 137 28 15
607 They say time heals all wounds 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
608 So what I'm hearing is you're feeling small, and like you're running out of time? 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
609 Time sure flies when it's staring you right in the face. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
610 I needed it to cover a large crack; my last patient got very upset. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
611 And...Another 5 bucks! 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
612 I feel like you're always watching the clock. 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
613 Tell me more about this feeling that your time is running out. 1.3208 0.04490 159 116 35 8
614 How does the second hand make you feel? 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
615 If you find it annoying you really don't need therapy. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
616 Helps to keep you in the present. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
617 I'm afraid that's all the time we have room for. 1.3205 0.04546 156 114 34 8
618 I call it the Clock of Damocles 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
619 Let's talk more about your struggles with alcoholism next time. It's almost happy hour. 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
620 It’s just a figment of your imagination. See you next week. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
621 Clients kept catching me checking my watch. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
622 Sudden onset anxiety is rare, but I am seeing more of it in my office. 1.3195 0.04269 169 130 27 12
623 Patients find it distracting if I wear a watch. 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
624 I assure you, the fact that the little hand is always pointing toward you during our sessions has no significance. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
625 Not everything is about size. Sometimes, one is just gifted with an enormous clock.” 1.3194 0.05275 144 111 20 13
626 What makes you think I just do this for the money? 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
627 You don't want to be here when it chimes! 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
628 Therapist: You said you were terrified of time, so I thought exposure therapy would be a good place to start. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
629 Tell me about it. I’ve got plenty of time 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
630 I specialize in big time problems. 1.3188 0.04966 160 123 23 14
631 Tell me more. What do you think is the source of overwhelming pressure to make every minute count? 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
632 You should see my grandfather clock. 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
633 It’s a Freudex. 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
634 That sounds very traumatic. Can you sum it up in, say, seven minutes? 1.3182 0.05021 154 118 23 13
635 How does that make you feel? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
636 We thought installing a Doomsday Clock might give folks some helpful perspective. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
637 And why do you think you see a clock? 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
638 Yes, I wanted a timepiece which complimented my pricing. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
639 What do YOU think the time is? 1.3175 0.05121 126 93 26 7
640 Let's unpack why you think the size matters. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
641 Well, I can see our time is largely up 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
642 Can you be more specific? They’re both big hands. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
643 Yes, size matters. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
644 Time flies when you’re having issues. 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
645 It’s an early Salvatore Dali 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
646 It looked a lot smaller online. 1.3169 0.05229 142 109 21 12
647 Ah yes, it was a gift from the patient who comes in right after you. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
648 Ok,but which one looks like your penis? 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
649 While some are Freudian and others are Jungian,I am a Flavor-Flavian. 1.3165 0.05407 139 108 18 13
650 It makes all my other patients feel depressed, too. I find it quite thrilling. 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
651 No, it's not fast. But it is heavy and poorly secured. 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
652 So, I see we still have two and a half minutes left. You briefly mentioned your fantasy of killing your whole family and then committing suicide. Tell me a bit more about that! 1.3165 0.04925 158 121 24 13
653 Oh! It’s time to give up 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
654 We can talk about it as long as you want. 1.3161 0.04269 155 111 39 5
655 So, you always feel like time is running out? 1.3161 0.04461 155 113 35 7
656 Mr. Jagger, I hope you realize that time is on your side, yes it is! 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
657 When you’re ready,Brian. No pressure. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
658 Makes my fee per hour look more reasonable. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
659 Wait until you hear the sound it makes when your session is up. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
660 "Don’t worry, that ticking sound isn’t in your head” 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
661 It feels like everywhere I go I'm reminded of my big brother Ben 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
662 ..and now, as half of the tri-state area can see, our time is up. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
663 So you think you have chronomentrophobia?” “Big time 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
664 And why do you think you have this feeling of impending doom? 1.3141 0.04247 156 112 39 5
665 You say you feel like you're running out of time to change things? 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
666 Why do you think you feel small,Ben? 1.3137 0.04493 153 112 34 7
667 We have to finish by 6. I have an appointment with my therapist! 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
668 So, you are dwelling on how short your time is on Earth. Why do you think that is? 1.3137 0.05034 153 118 22 13
669 And where do you think your anxiety about running out of time comes from? 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
670 Oh, yeah! Big time! 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
671 Yes I have cataracts, but 50 minutes is 50 minutes 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
672 Oh, that? Don't worry about it. It just helps me keep track of how long I have to pretend to care. 1.3136 0.04835 169 131 23 15
673 Next week let's continue exploring why you want me to agree that the clock is large. 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
674 Yes, it does run fast…how does that make you feel? 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
675 Sounds like your mid-life crisis is right on time. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
676 All because I was late to one meeting with my interior designer. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
677 It’s a thank-you gift from a previous client. I helped him with his obsessive tower-climbing and kleptomania. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
678 I always wanted to go big-time. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
679 Yep, the ticking drives everbody nuts...and I'm right here to help. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
680 Come on! Just seven more minutes on your mother and we make the Guinness Book of World Records! 1.3121 0.05019 157 122 21 14
681 No it's not the doomsday clock ... unless you want it be the doomsday clock. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
682 Yes, time is a meaningless concept in the universe but we must end our session for today! 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
683 You're welcome to keep talking but I leave at six. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
684 Oh my goodness,is that the time? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
685 I have a fear of eye doctors. 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
686 We should close now. You don't want to be here when the chime goes off. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
687 I can’t believe I didn’t notice that we have gone two minutes over your session. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
688 I still think that you should have bought glasses 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
689 I stopped listening 2 1/2 minutes ago when you’re 50 minutes ran out. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
690 I got tired of being called a shrink. 1.3117 0.04920 154 118 24 12
691 I miss the subtlety of your wristwatch glances. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
692 Looks like a big time problem. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
693 Don't mind the new clock Marcus, it's only for symbolic order. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
694 I think your tic tac is broken" (or for the portuguese people "o teu Tico teco não está bom!!" 1.3116 0.05520 138 109 15 14
695 Well, time is money 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
696 I see our, well, you know. 1.3111 0.04757 135 99 30 6
697 Tell me about a time when you felt really small. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
698 Next week we work on your clock fixation. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
699 Try not to focus so much on the time remaining in our session. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
700 Stop watching the clock. 1.3111 0.04872 135 100 28 7
701 I know I’m late sometimes but this is a bit passive aggressive. 1.3111 0.05201 135 103 22 10
702 The first thing I’d like to talk about is your obsession with time. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
703 Oh, fuck! 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
704 It's time to wake up, Mr. Brown. Your hour's almost up and I just finished Wordle. 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
705 So, you see a high kicking Rockette. 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
706 Just remember David, we’re not here for a good time, we’re here for a long time. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
707 We have a little under two minutes to explore why you feel no one cares about you. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
708 As you can see Mr. Biggs, we’ve exceeded the 50 minute hour. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
709 Starting this year I will charge by the second 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
710 Don't mind that. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
711 It was a gift from my regular 6 o'clock. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
712 Well its real purpose is to make you feel small and inadequate. Now let’s get started. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
713 It seems you have repressed sexual feelings for your mother, but we’re out of time. Will that be cash or credit? 1.3090 0.04507 178 136 29 13
714 Hands down, the best purchase this year. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
715 I want you to get a sense of just how much each of your problems cost. 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
716 It was a gift from a former patient who overcame his chronophobia. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
717 Now, no one ever catches me sneaking a look at the time. 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
718 And when the clock strikes 6, you will wake up and stop being such a big, big baby. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
719 Our time is almost up. Better put your pants back on. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
720 I agree that time is a construct, and you have five minutes left in your session. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
721 Do you see the clock on the wall? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
722 Oh that? My husband thought I said I wanted a bigger clock for my birthday. 1.3077 0.05114 156 123 18 15
723 Patients complained, so I got rid of the dollar signs. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
724 You have 6 minutes and 56 seconds to get your pants on. 1.3072 0.04932 153 118 23 12
725 What do YOU think the hands on the giant clock mean? 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
726 I can't help noticing that our session is almost over. 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
727 Please stop concentrating on the time and think about how much more we can accomplish in the next 6 minutes and 54 seconds. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
728 Why do you think you’re still having the Harold Lloyd nightmares? 1.3061 0.04789 147 111 27 9
729 Well, we have seven minutes left to resolve your life's anxieties. Let's get to it. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
730 It’s two minutes slow. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
731 Wait a second, you fear your hands are not the same size? 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
732 I'm concerned about your obsession with clock size. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
733 Well, Roger, it's almost time for you to feel worse than when you arrived. 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
734 Trust me, by the time our session is over and the alarm blasts, the last thing you'll be thinking of is your childhood? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
735 And this fear of death... is it in the room with us right now? 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
736 It makes the session feel longer. 1.3050 0.04264 141 101 37 3
737 So when exactly did your chronophobia start?" 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
738 Take your time, Mr. Johnson, take your time. 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
739 So, in the 8 minutes that we have left, can you expand on this feeling that you are running out of time? 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
740 Only a few minutes left, don't start anything big. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
741 Let's talk about your feeling that you are going to be crushed by the passage of time... where do you think that comes from? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
742 Almost sex o'clock I mean dad o'clock I mean oh no. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
743 I want you to ignore it. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
744 Thanks! I got it in London. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
745 Soooooooooooooooo our……………. ……time……… ………….is…… ……………..up 1.3037 0.04495 135 98 33 4
746 During sessions we shouldn't focus on how much time is left. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
747 Take your time. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
748 It gets to the point, doesn't it? 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
749 If you think that’s big, wait till you see the bill. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
750 Soon, this nightmare of yours will end. For me. 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
751 Ok, that's worth noting. But I'd like to go back and hear much more about what that second hand is saying to you. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
752 I particularly enjoy the alarm. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
753 We’d better hurry to get you to that breakthrough. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
754 I bought it to replace the cuckoo clock. 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
755 I had the dollar signs removed. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
756 As a psychiatrist you never want to have a patient see you looking at your watch. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
757 Well, you said you wanted a big time therapist. 1.3020 0.05190 149 118 17 14
758 What gives you the impression I only care about my fees? 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
759 In hindsight, the giant cuckoo clock was a little insensitive. 1.3015 0.05554 136 109 13 14
760 Time is an abstract construct Bill. You needn't worry about it "crushing" you. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
761 It was a Secret Santa gift. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
762 Don't let that tic-toc bother you. 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
763 In the time we have left, let's talk about your mother. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
764 I think we can both agree that time, is indeed, on your side. 1.3014 0.05085 146 114 20 12
765 So many problems, so little time. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
766 Relax, no pressure I’m here to listen. 1.3007 0.04442 143 105 33 5
767 Rushed? Why would you feel rushed? 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
768 What clock? 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
769 Don't worry about the time; let's stay focused. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
770 It was Dali's first attempt 1.3000 0.05531 130 103 15 12
771 Why yes, it is a death clock. Now, how is your anxiety? 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
772 Wounds healed yet? 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
773 Mr. Jones, it would be better if you turned your head away from the clock, so you can concentrate. The clock is for me. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
774 Can I just remind you I am off to my own therapist at six 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
775 Well? 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
776 Yes, I'm sending it back. It was supposed to have a 50-minute hour. 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
777 Now that you bring it up, yes, I can see that I am clearly compensating for something – but this isn't about me. 1.3000 0.04983 150 117 21 12
778 and when she said, 'Size does matter!', how did that make you feel? 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
779 It used to be a train station. 1.2993 0.04254 147 107 36 4
780 Think of the hour hand as all the things that you regret, the minute hand as all the things that make you happy, and the second hand as what you pay me to tell you the difference. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
781 It takes two double-Z batteries. 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
782 Interesting. And how long have you had this feeling of a time constraint hanging over you? 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
783 Try not to think about it 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
784 Try not to be concerned with the meter--let's just focus on your financial anxiety. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
785 Oh, the second hand is dollars and the minute hand is cents. 1.2986 0.05222 144 114 17 13
786 Sure it runs fast—I find patients have better results with the added pressure. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
787 Sounds like you have a big time problem. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
788 I thought you meant you were big on TikTok. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
789 I'm very nearsighted. 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
790 I'm afraid we both dozed off, but your time is up 1.2971 0.05082 138 107 21 10
791 This was easier than getting glasses. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
792 My Lasik surgery didn't go as well as hoped. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
793 Yes, Friedrich, time may be a flat circle, but let’s first discuss my flat rate. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
794 I know. But it was a Christmas gift from my grandma. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
795 I like to think I've made the big time. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
796 It's no wonder I have a nervous tick. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
797 Clever of you to have your office in a clock tower doctor. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
798 You have seven and a half minutes left to resolve your Oedipus 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
799 An awareness of the present moment is key. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
800 You can see it too??? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
801 I find it's easier if we both know when it's time for you to stop whining. 1.2960 0.05795 125 101 11 13
802 My next patient is Salvador Dali 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
803 Just to completely transparent I am charging by the second. 1.2958 0.04557 142 106 30 6
804 Is it too obvious? 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
805 I promise you that I am not compensating for anything.” 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
806 You’re a little passive-aggressive for a therapist. 1.2958 0.04215 142 103 36 3
807 Therapist: So you're having problems? Patient: Big time. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
808 With our remaining time, let’s talk about you. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
809 The artist calls this piece “A therapist’s hour”. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
810 No need to rush 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
811 So basically, your wife's personal trainer is the minute hand and you're the hour hand. 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
812 Wrap it up. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
813 My patients are always looking at the clock anyway -- this way,they don't have to pretend not to. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
814 Glasses make me look too serious. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
815 Just a reminder I bill by the hour. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
816 Freud believed all men are obsessed with clock size 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
817 Just ignore it. That's for my "Women in Their Forties Who Want Children" group at 4:30. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
818 Correct! Only 416 seconds left to Happy Hour. 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
819 It was a gift from your insurance company. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
820 I used to have a Grandfather clock there, but clients said the ticking noise was too distracting. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
821 It's not about you. I'm nearsighted. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
822 Don't worry. It's three seconds fast. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
823 You have exactly 2 more minutes left to say what you actually wanted to talk about 1.2941 0.04694 170 134 22 14
824 Wake up. Your time is almost up... 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
825 Just a reminder that our time together is precious. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
826 It’s time we mentioned the elephant-sized clock in the room. 1.2937 0.04655 126 93 29 4
827 I think what you’re dealing with is big-time anxiety issues. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
828 So Paul, we only have a few minutes left to discuss your issues with overcompensation. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
829 Hmmm?" "I know our time is almost up, but I was just getting to the good part. 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
830 Don’t be concerned. It’s only the Doomsday Clock. 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
831 Time heals... but not if you keep staring at it like that 1.2929 0.05018 140 109 21 10
832 Dali? No! Hawking, good guess. But it represents $500 per hour! 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
833 You have seven minutes to decide…male or female. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
834 We have seven more minutes: tell me your life story…and include your credit card info ….. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
835 It was either that or a cuckoo clock. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
836 are you the big arrow or the little arrow today? 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
837 Let's acknowledge the elephant in the room. Your mother. 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
838 Time is the greatest healer, James. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
839 Well, it really brings home my advice, it's only a matter of time. Plus people have more break throughs when they can visualize how much we charge per minute. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
840 When I count to three, you will wake up, and your wallet will feel much lighter. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
841 Now I don't have to sneak looks at my watch. 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
842 Eight minutes to go. No, it's actually seven. Seven and a half? Possibly. Well, now it's seven. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
843 Sometimes I feel like time is just passing by. Does that resonate with you? 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
844 Will you look at the time... 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
845 Everyone sees something different: some see their biological clock running down, others their approaching mortality… I see we’re almost at the end of our session for today. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
846 No hurry. Just take your time. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
847 That's unusual- have you always felt like people never have enough time for you? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
848 I find it reduces billing disputes. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
849 I can't emphasize this enough. You need to learn how to live in the present. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
850 Performance anxiety ... inadequacy ... feeling you're being put on the clock. Where do you think these negative thoughts come from? 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
851 I just kept losing my reading glasses. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
852 It should really be a cuckoo clock. 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
853 I just feel like time is always pressuring me….. 1.2911 0.04517 158 121 28 9
854 When every minute feels like an eternity, .. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
855 I call the big hand “Joe” and the little hand “Donald.” 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
856 So tell me, why does my clock make you feel anxious? 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
857 I just feel like my time is up". "Funny you should mention that... 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
858 I should have gone digital but it sounds too Freudian. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
859 No,no,please, go on. What makes you think I’m watching the clock? 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
860 Perhaps we could focus on your obsession with time in our remaining minutes here today? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
861 ...and WHY would you say you find the big hand intimidating? 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
862 Oh, pay no attention to the time. 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
863 The clock on the wall is not judging you and neither am I. 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
864 Yes it may be a tad excessive, but I find it is a good reminder to stay in the present 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
865 We are reminded to value each minute of our brief hour. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
866 You may have noticed your time is almost up. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
867 From Temu. Why do you ask? 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
868 Bill, Bill, Bill, it is not always about you. I have a nut pie in my oven. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
869 Because I'm a big time therapist, that's why. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
870 No, you're the one obsessed with time. I just need glasses. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
871 You have seven minutes left. Please don't tell me you just murdered your wife. 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
872 Why do you think you obsess with time in our sessions? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
873 Are you still waiting for Godot, honey? 1.2889 0.04567 135 101 29 5
874 As you can see, it's about that time. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
875 See, it's OK to have a small hand. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
876 Just relax and don't worry about the time. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
877 You should know I'm both punctual and nearsighted. 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
878 It's to remind me to say "On the one hand ... but on the other." 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
879 Who would’ve thought watching someone sleep could pay for a boat! 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
880 'Second thoughts?' 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
881 Well,I can't help but notice that our hour is up. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
882 I couldn't make it on Park Avenue, but still wanted to be known as a big-time therapist. 1.2879 0.05105 132 103 20 9
883 What do you mean, distracted? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
884 I call him Big Sigmund. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
885 It's right twice a day. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
886 That’s what we call a “Cuckoo” clock! 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
887 And what makes you feel like time is running out? 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
888 I decided, "Your time is up", was a little too subtle. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
889 Just wait until you hear the chime. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
890 And how does this awareness of the passage of time make you feel? 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
891 Well yeah, I can see how you might think that has something to do with my billing practices. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
892 We're in sudden death overtime now. 1.2868 0.05067 129 100 21 8
893 I got tired of telling patients their time was up 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
894 Let's delve into why you feel pressed for time. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
895 If it starts to melt, I'll need to see you more often." 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
896 In your Yelp review, mention I'm a bigtime therapist. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
897 I meant I see big CLOCKS everywhere- sorry Freudian slip. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
898 I reviewed your case. A doomsday clock seemed appropriate. 1.2857 0.05268 126 99 18 9
899 It is intended to help you be conscious of your mortality and help me keep track of how much time you have left. 1.2857 0.05387 126 100 16 10
900 Try not to take it personally. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
901 A lot of my patients like to pace themselves. 1.2857 0.04327 119 86 32 1
902 Don’t worry, I’ll shrink it. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
903 How does it make you feel that our time is ending? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
904 You don't have to worry - even though I bill hourly, I don't watch the clock. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
905 So, you are feeling inadequate because of a huge wall clock…let’s unpack that. 1.2857 0.05504 126 101 14 11
906 It bothers me that that minute hand always reminds me of my first husband 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
907 Either that clock is actually as big as I think it is, or my son put something in those brownies. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
908 I come from a long line of big time therapists. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
909 So, you feel people are passive aggressive towards you? 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
910 So we just have a few more minutes because when the big hand reaches the 12 you turn back into a frog 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
911 I find it helps new clients better visualize my hourly rate. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
912 Anything else you want to whine about to fill out the hour? 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
913 I don't know, why do you think the clock is so big?" 1.2847 0.04265 137 101 33 3
914 This is why I don't call myself a shrink. 1.2847 0.04138 137 100 35 2
915 In a few minutes you will hear a loud bell. Don't be alarmed. It's just my microwave dinner. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
916 Actually, I’ve never noticed it before. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
917 And ….it….looks…like we’re… out…. of time today 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
918 It looked smaller on pottery barn.com 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
919 If you find my questions boring, just look at the clock, like I do with your answers. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
920 It looked smaller in the store. 1.2845 0.05585 116 92 15 9
921 It's relative 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
922 Time is merely an invention of mankind to measure movement, and it's time for you to move on. 1.2845 0.05449 116 91 17 8
923 I’m hesitant to conclude that my hourly rate being the root of your anxiety is the breakthrough we’re looking for… 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
924 It’s a gift from the insurance company. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
925 And once again, you’ve waited until the last few minutes of our session to unleash a lifetime of emotional baggage. 1.2838 0.05077 148 119 16 13
926 I'd say time is really just a construct, but I bill by the hour anyway. 1.2837 0.05451 141 116 10 15
927 Why sweat the small stuff, like social anxiety, when you could sweat the big stuff, like the passage of time? 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
928 You have enough anxieties...don't worry about the extra three minutes. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
929 Any additional fascinating personal insights you want to share in the remaining 357 seconds?" 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
930 Let's go back in time, to when you were thin. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
931 When the clock alarm goes off, you will be awake, and your session will be over. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
932 In 8 minutes the clock will end your session and a great weight will be lifted from your wallet 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
933 I’d love to hear more about how you think time is running out for you to accomplish your dreams, but the session ended two minutes ago. 1.2833 0.05447 120 95 16 9
934 Most of my clients prefer it to the cuckoo clock that was there before. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
935 Yes, I know, but there are only seven minutes til Happy Hour… 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
936 As I confront my mortality, time seems to loom large. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
937 Yes, the appointment is 50 minutes. The remaining 10 minutes is for me to text all my friends the highlights. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
938 Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
939 Next time we can explore your belief that you’re insignificant. 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
940 Just try to focus on the now. 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
941 Is the mouse up the clock now, Ronald? 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
942 We need to discuss your inability to relax here. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
943 A little bit of existential dread can help keep things in perspective. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
944 It came with the office. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
945 Wait till you hear the alarm. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
946 It's a reminder to my patients to stop procrastinating. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
947 Don't look at the clock 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
948 Face it. It's time. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
949 People kept getting surprised when the time was up. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
950 Continue…don’t pay attention to the time. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
951 you have big time problems 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
952 Time heals all wounds. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
953 Time is on my side, yes it is! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
954 True, the second hand clicks loudly.. ..It's quiet compared to the gong. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
955 Well, it seems like the clock needs a shrink, too. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
956 I know time is on my side, but it's so menacing! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 21 6
957 Much like you, this clock is broken. 1.2807 0.05779 114 92 12 10
958 I see by the hands on the clock that I've totally lost interest in what you're saying. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
959 It too is right twice a day. 1.2807 0.05643 114 91 14 9
960 Now do you understand bigger isn’t always better? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
961 Ok, enough small talk. Let's talk about what's been really bothering me. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
962 Catharsis or 6 PM, whichever comes first. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
963 Time is relative… which reminds me, let’s talk about your mother 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
964 So much more efficient than one or the other of us keeping track of time. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
965 You are getting v-e-r-y sleepy. 1.2803 0.04602 132 100 27 5
966 We better speed through the mother stuff before that clock booms six. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
967 This is the Rorshach clock. Do you see the the time, a peace sign, or a pie chart of the unfairness of life? 1.2800 0.05518 125 101 13 11
968 This is here to remind you that you’re simply a commodity. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
969 Your father? OK, but make it quick 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
970 Having too much time on your hands can make problems appear larger than they really are. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
971 Tell me why you feel like I'm rushing you. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
972 Your time is up….there. 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
973 So the ever-present loud ticking isn't just in my head? 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
974 Rest assured you're not the only one with big time problems. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
975 The passage of time hangs over all of us. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
976 You seem to be fixated on the passage of time... 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
977 So what else comes to mind? 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
978 Freudian”, you say? How so 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
979 Yes, both of my degrees are from the University of Minowi. Oddly no one has ever noticed that before. . 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
980 I guess the guy who told me therapy was a big crock had a speech impediment. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
981 When you hear six chimes, Travis, you will open your eyes, forget Taylor Swift ever existed and go back to winning football games for the good people of Kansas City. 1.2791 0.05275 129 103 16 10
982 I just feel bad telling my clients the session is up. 1.2787 0.04547 122 91 28 3
983 We change sides on the hour. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
984 Relax, time is not an issue 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
985 When did you start becoming obsessed with your mortality?" 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
986 Time is just a construct…while also being a very good means of tracking my billable hours 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
987 You have seven minutes to tell me something interesting... 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
988 When you say, "I see my life slipping away," how does that look to you? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
989 It's a doomsday clock that reminds us of life's fleeting impermanence... Be mindful, Chad, be mindful... ....now, your obsession with rayon no longer seems important, does it? 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
990 Sounds like a Freudian tick. 1.2783 0.05319 115 90 18 7
991 I’d like to explore the feeling that your running out of time, but I’m afraid we’re out of time. 1.2782 0.05158 133 106 17 10
992 Looks like we have 7 minutes left according to the clock your insurance sent. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
993 I seem to be preoccupied by time…. 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
994 I sill can’t remember what day it is. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
995 My influences were Sigmund Freud and Flavor Flav. 1.2778 0.05479 126 102 13 11
996 That's actually the doomsday clock, inexorably ticking toward global catastrophe. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
997 Please hurry up and tell me why you feel like you waste everyone’s time. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
998 Something tells me our time is up. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
999 Next week, let’s work on your obsession with time. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
1000 Your mother never gave you enough of her time, did she? 1.2778 0.04733 126 96 25 5
1001 It was a gift from my six o'clock. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
1002 You can still reach closure if you use your timeouts wisely. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1003 Yeah, I told the interior designers that I wish I had more time in my office to decorate 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
1004 The good news, if the clock falls your troubles are over. 1.2769 0.05352 130 105 14 11
1005 So you think you're good at picking up on subtle hints. Maybe we should discuss that next time. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1006 When I snap my fingers you will awaken and forget the entire year of 2023. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1007 Now you can stop asking me what time it is 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1008 So what's on your mind? 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1009 I’m very big on tick-tok. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1010 People were finding my diplomas intimidating. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1011 Well, how do you feel about that $5 per minute if they're really big minutes. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1012 I can't help but notice that our time is almost up. 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1013 Looks like we have seven minutes left, that should be enough time to talk about how my mom deserted my family to live with the runaway cat. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1014 No pressure, but it looks like your Unhappy Hour is almost up. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1015 Oh, I didn't realize it was so late. 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
1016 I’ve found that this helps justify my hourly rate. 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1017 Yes, I'm reasonably sure that your hour is up. 1.2764 0.04802 123 94 24 5
1018 You have seven minutes to explain why you're not wearing pants. 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
1019 Would a Manhattan help? 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1020 Ahh, well would you look at the time! 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1021 Doctor, I’m very troubled by a constant feeling that time is running out. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1022 This is what it feels like when you sign up for a “free 1 week trial “ 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1023 It’s a bitch changing the batteries. 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1024 We are two and one-half minutes over. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1025 The clock’s ticking, John. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
1026 Tell me, do you see a clock or your life ticking away? 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1027 I'm not sure how long the batteries will last in that. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
1028 Please relax and stop thinking about what this costs you per minute 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
1029 Can you tell me how it makes you feel, in 57 seconds or less? 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1030 Our time was up about 256 days ago, but as long as you keep paying I'll keep doodling. 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
1031 It's a reminder not to get too myopic in here. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1032 We don't have much time left, so if we could have a breakthrough, please. 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1033 So, you’re dominated by deadlines and tormented by time… 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1034 Just a reminder that I charge by the hour. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1035 Wrap it up Dave, Jeopardy starts in 7 minutes." 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1036 You know, I have some big time issues myself. 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
1037 It looks like your 50 minutes of whining was up two minutes ago. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1038 You have my undivided attention 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1039 Yes, I've got a massive, eighty-four inch clock with a girth of hardened steel. But let's get back to why you keep having these dreams of being emasculated? 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
1040 A gift from a patient with a very specific phobia. 1.2750 0.05288 120 95 17 8
1041 Because it brings me joy. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1042 Tell me more about this feeling of being ‘small’ you have whenever you come to my office for therapy. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1043 Actually it's there to remind you I stopped listening a couple of minutes ago. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1044 So you're feeling ticked off? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1045 It was a gift from a patient with OCD. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1046 During these 50 minutes,I wanted you to feel as relaxed as possible. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
1047 From where I'm sitting, it looks like time is on your side. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1048 John, I'm sorry I can't help you with your time perception difficulties, but you should understand that an hour-long session always lasts fifty minutes. 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
1049 Tell me more about this feeling of pressure in the next seven minutes. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
1050 No, Mr Lewis, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1051 You've got seven more minutes Stan and then you have to go home. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1052 It’s really almost 5:00. Nobody could figure out how to ‘fall back’ with this monstrosity. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
1053 Jim, I shouldn't have to keep reminding you to focus on the process, not the time. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1054 It’s just a gift from my billing department. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1055 Is the big clock in the room with us right now? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1056 Analog is so 20th. century. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1057 As you can see, our time is almost up. 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
1058 So, briefly, tell me how you are doing with being in the moment. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
1059 I like to know when the hour's up. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1060 If you think the clock is big, wait until you see the bill! 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
1061 John felt relaxed as he knew that time was on his side. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1062 Just relax. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
1063 Your time is nearly up. Is there anything we can quickly resolve? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1064 What big clock? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1065 It's required by your HMO. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1066 I keep forgetting to set it back by an hour. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1067 I wanted a way to inconspicuously check the time without having to look at my phone every few minutes. 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
1068 Well, time's up. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1069 « So, you said you feel under time pressure. Tell me more ». 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
1070 Does it make my hourly rate seem smaller? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1071 I guess size does matter 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
1072 Why do you keep checking the time, Richard? 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1073 Yes, time is an illusion but let’s be realistic. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1074 You do realize you’re not wearing pants? 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1075 The hourly clang ensures that clients leave on time. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1076 Sorry, but my dog expects me home at a certain time. 1.2734 0.05384 139 115 10 14
1077 No need to pay any attention to the clock. The alarm is particularly loud. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1078 No, it’s not inappropriate for your therapist to confess she loves a huge clock. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1079 If you think that's big, wait until you hear the alarm go off! 1.2727 0.04457 110 81 28 1
1080 What makes you think that everyone is obsessed about time? 1.2727 0.04979 121 94 21 6
1081 It's 5:53. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1082 I told you that this is a safe environment, yet you still seem anxious. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1083 This was cheaper than getting new glasses. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1084 i think it’s time 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1085 In seven minutes, my BMW is paid off. 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
1086 What do you mean by "feeling pressured by time?" 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1087 So, how do you keep track of billing hours? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1088 What makes you think my billable hours are more important than you? 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1089 So when did your obsession with time start? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1090 I’d really like to make your time here count. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1091 Think of it as a timeless piece of art 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1092 It doesn't work. But it's right twice as often as I am. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1093 There is no clock 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1094 I can’t shake the feeling that my time is almost up 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1095 I don't know why, Doctor, but sometimes I feel like life is just passing me by. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
1096 If we both watch, it'll go even slower. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1097 your time is almost up… for the session, that is. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
1098 It's stuck in the past. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1099 You have seven minutes to be well. 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
1100 I keep meaning to get my eyes checked. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1101 My interpretations are right two times a day, too. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1102 Why don’t we stop here. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
1103 What makes you think that time is weighing so heavily on you? 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1104 Don't worry; it's not a cuckoo clock. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1105 It was a gift from a grandiose patient. 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
1106 In the time we have left, tell me about your mother? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
1107 It's still a bitch to wind. 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1108 And your sense of dread . . . crushing, you'd say? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1109 Time stops for no one, Gerald. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1110 Goodness! Is that the time? Who knew? 1.2705 0.04943 122 95 21 6
1111 Yes, we are into overtime, but please go on. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1112 Can we stop now and get credit for $35? 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1113 Wait till you hear the alarm go off! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1114 The session is over when the big hand hits 12, not the little hand. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1115 Take your time, Mr. Smithers. 1.2703 0.05571 111 89 14 8
1116 Would you say our sessions are helping your anxiety with time management? 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
1117 There is a big clock on the wall. It is nearly 6:00. The therapist and the patient are both looking at it. The therapist needs to straighten the frames on the wall. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1118 We both get to watch your meaningless life go by. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1119 Right Place,Wrong Time 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1120 I almost didn't notice, but our session is nearly over. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1121 The clock matches the size of my fee. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1122 You seem anxious. Take your time. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1123 With the remaining time in our session, let’s talk more about why you are afraid to wear pants. 1.2698 0.05453 126 103 12 11
1124 it's a time machine 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1125 Today let’s discuss how to manage your time better. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1126 Those are my diplomas and that’s a professional woman’s “Biological Clock”, deal with it. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1127 No, I don't think it will fall off the wall on top of you, but if it does the session is free. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1128 Here at Big Time Therapy we listen to every second of your problems and offer real-time solutions! 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1129 Trust me: you want to be off that couch before the alarm goes off. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1130 It's to remind you that I have a life too. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1131 Is this giant analog clock in the room with us now Mr. Browning? 1.2692 0.04756 156 126 18 12
1132 I hate to make a big deal out of it, but we're nearly out of time. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1133 This week we are working on non-verbal cues. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1134 You may want to summarize those memories. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1135 Do you ever feel like you’re running out of time? 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1136 I’m also an optometrist. If you can’t tell when our session is over, you’ll need a new prescription there too. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1137 It looks like time, but it's really money. 1.2687 0.05207 134 109 14 11
1138 I charge $200 per minute. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1139 Well if you didn't buy the cheap insurance, I wouldn't have to do this. 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1140 I've found that analog is more relaxing. 1.2683 0.04628 123 94 25 4
1141 You have to learn to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1142 Are you waiting for our session to get over so that you can leave and do the opposite of what I asked you to do? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1143 It was the smallest size COSTCO had! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1144 Your ability to ignore time is most certainly a problem. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1145 Welcome to big-time therapy. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1146 Not to worry . Time is on your side 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1147 Who says size doesn’t matter! 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1148 And when did your fixation on time begin? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1149 What did you think "big time analyst" meant? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1150 And how does that make you feel? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1151 What time is it? What do you want it to be? 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1152 I'm a big fan of analog mind set! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1153 4:20. Why? 1.2672 0.05387 116 93 15 8
1154 During our final seven minutes I want you to imagine time as a meaningless construct. 1.2672 0.05246 116 92 17 7
1155 We have seven minutes left in this session. Do you still plan to commit suicide? 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1156 Exactly when did you start having nightmares about a giant clock falling on you? 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
1157 My six o’clock gave it to me for Christmas. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1158 Keep talking, the clock is ticking ... 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1159 In a few minutes, your charges will be billed, and the buzzer will sound. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1160 When you open your eyes, we will know if your chronomentrophobia has been cured.” 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1161 Go ahead. Take my time 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1162 Yes, I'm quite sure it's bolted to the wall, Mr. Smith. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1163 I charge by the minute now. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1164 I like to spend the last few minutes of each session telling my patients why they need to keep coming back,,,, 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
1165 Being right twice a day is my aspiration.” 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1166 It makes my hourly rate look smaller. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1167 You keep mentioning an intimidating face. Let's dig deeper into that. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1168 Do you see a happy face, or a sad face? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1169 You need to relax and stop focusing on the time. Incidentally, your time is up. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1170 Dimelo cantándolo! 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1171 We’ve spent a large amount of time on that one issue. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1172 When I count to 3, you’ll wake up and realize that unless you vote democrat our world is going to hell in a handbasket 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
1173 In your dream, time hangs over you. Any associations? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1174 I discovered it helps my patients focus on something other than themselves. By the way you have 1 minute and 55 seconds left in your session. . 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1175 I bought it during a trip to Greece. It's called the Clock of Damocles. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1176 I believe in total transparency when it comes for setting goals for our sessions. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1177 At six, I turn into an aspiring screenwriter. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
1178 Besides the obvious phallic imagery, it keeps patients from looking at my correspondence diplomas. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1179 It’s a super-sized art piece. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1180 Freud's explanation of impotence is a bit more subtle. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1181 There are some things that you can’t do with an Apple Watch. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1182 Your time is very important to us. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1183 Oh- That. I hardly notice it anymore. 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
1184 It’s nothing personal. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1185 We installed it after some billing discrepancies. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1186 So, we're in the Happy Hour, do you want to tell me how you're feeling? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1187 I’ve found that the intimidation of time accelerates the spilling of guts. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1188 There is nothing certain in life, except that the hour is almost up. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1189 Just try to relax and forget you're paying by the hour. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1190 Now what leads you believe I'm obsessive Mr. Jones? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1191 I want you to continue to practice living in the moment. Unrelatedly, please be aware that there are 2 minutes left in our session. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1192 Sorry, did I hear you say 'Time is Money' or 'Mommy'? 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1193 Actually, I do want to hear more about why you are going to kill yourself, but unfortunately, our time is up. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1194 You see a big clock, and I see a big paycheck. That's perfectly normal. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1195 You count the minutes, I’ll count the dollars. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1196 I just feel like a large ticking clock is hanging over me 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1197 Almost sex o'clock? We've got work to do. 1.2645 0.05218 121 97 16 8
1198 Sometimes a clock is just a clock. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1199 All my patients have problems big time. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1200 Oh, I thought you said you wished you had a big CLOCK. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1201 It’s to underscore the notion of time. Time to cut the waterworks, time to get a grip, time to move on, time to get the hell out of my office.” 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1202 It's a new technique—immersion therapy for procrastinators. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1203 Well, I always felt that the construct of time as a linear paradigm was overwhelming, and it was on sale at Target. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1204 With downtown office rents as high as they are, a clock tower was all I could afford. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
1205 Well, I guess I really should mention the small hatchet incident …..but we’re almost out of time …. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1206 Are we there yet? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1207 Relax, Harry. Seven more minutes and you can go back to the same old stuff. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1208 What is getting in the way of your being right here, right now? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1209 Yes,I deal only with big time problems. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1210 We only ran over that one time. Is the giant clock really necessary? 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1211 So that’s when I decided I should see a big time New York psychiatrist. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1212 And now that you agree that it's "Howdy Doody" time, we can truly explore the repressed valleys of your childhood. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1213 Why yes,I do have a side business in helping young people read analog clocks. Why do you ask? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1214 No rush. Take your time. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1215 Yes, this is the big time. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1216 Let's wind down to avoid any doorknob confessions. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1217 Well, it's happy hour somewhere. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1218 Realizing that time is money is the first step in recovery. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1219 I find the tick-tock sounds drowns out a lot of the whining and complaining. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1220 It's almost as if you're paying more attention to the time than to me, just like my father. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1221 Patient: That’s a nice clock! Therapist: I put it there so it doesn’t bother us 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1222 Yes, I do prorate by the minute, why do you ask? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1223 My last patient owed me big time. 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1224 Why do I keep reminiscing about my trip to London? 1.2627 0.04572 118 89 25 3
1225 The second hand is $10 a tick. The minute hand is $600 a tick. And you don’t want to know about the hour hand. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1226 That's my new Rorschach clock. What's your read on it? 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1227 Since most breakthroughs occur in the last ten minutes, Managed Care installed it so you could start there. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
1228 Time is your greatest fear? Huh. Wish I had known that before I redecorated. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1229 I call her "Big Bren". 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1230 You don't need to watch the clock, I'll let you know when your time is up 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1231 Can you tell me how that makes you feel in eight minutes or less? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1232 Yes, I bill by the 10th of an hour...let's start by discussing your earliest childhood memory, no pressure. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1233 Do you think you should let time control your life? You have six minutes and fifty seconds to think and respond. 1.2619 0.05186 126 102 15 9
1234 It’s ten after on the other side. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1235 I may be getting paid by the hour, but I’m getting bored by the minute. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1236 No, it’s not a cuckoo clock! 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1237 Sometimes an enormous clock is just an enormous clock. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1238 Looks like our 50-minute hour is up. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1239 Tell me more about this feeling of being trapped in a tower… 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1240 You feel like the passage of time is hanging over you? 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1241 I hate wearing glasses. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1242 You said you were obsessed with having a bigger clock… 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1243 Don't worry. The end of our session isn't as close as it appears. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1244 Is the ticking too loud? 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1245 Sometimes a little hand is just a little hand. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1246 Relax, We've got lot's of time. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1247 Freud was a genius- he turned an hour into 54 minutes! 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1248 Now explain to me again how this giant clock and a Delorean enabled you to travel through time. 1.2613 0.04380 111 83 27 1
1249 Yes, Larry... Men do have chronological clocks.. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1250 It's really for my benefit. I'm nearsighted." 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1251 It's just a gentle reminder 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1252 Well, if you don't achieve self-actualization in the next 7 minutes, your insurance does allow two more sessions. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1253 Why do you think time matters? 1.2609 0.05960 92 74 12 6
1254 I find that my clients are more relaxed when they don't have to sneak peeks at the clock. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1255 How long have you been seeing this giant clock? 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1256 I had to replace the Salvador Dali. My patients were freaking out. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1257 That's one of Dali's first post-therapy works. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1258 Perhaps this clock tower was not the ideal office suite. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1259 This way, I won’t be distracted looking at my watch during your appointments. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1260 Yes, you will owe me $200 in 7 minutes and 53 seconds. How does that make you feel? 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1261 My therapist told me that I need to better prioritize my time instead of just my patients'. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1262 What window? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1263 Time is on your side. Your left side. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1264 What time do YOU think it really is? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1265 I hope my new clock is not a distraction. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1266 It strikes me that we have not made progress on your chronophobia. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1267 I feel like you're trying to send me a message. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1268 Let’s talk about why you feel you have to watch the clock. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1269 So, what do you think of the new clock therapy? 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1270 If it’s any consolation, the thumping sound isn’t caused by your heart. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1271 My LASIK procedure didn’t go well 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1272 What do I get if I Beat the Clock? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1273 Charging by the minute 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1274 FYI— I had to adjust my hourly rate due to inflation. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1275 Take your time…… I charge by the minute. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1276 And when the clock next ticks, you’ll wake up, pay my $200 fee and pretend you’re cured. 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1277 Clock? What clock? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1278 Simply put, we must live in the present. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
1279 You control the narrative until your time is up in seven minutes. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1280 That reminds me, I have an eye appointment tomorrow. 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1281 I just can’t shake this feeling that time is looming over me 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1282 I found that most of my patients found the digital clock so unwelcoming, so I put this one in. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
1283 The topic of our session today is proportionality. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
1284 Tell me about your obsession with time. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1285 Time is a construct. In this case a very, very large construct. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1286 That should help you be in the moment. Oops, new moment. New moment. New moment. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1287 It's $300 an hour whether you talk to me or not. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1288 Let’s explore why you’re so focused on the time. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1289 Can you give me the seven-minute version? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1290 I can’t get you back this hour of your life, but I can help you feel better about losing it. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1291 Let's unpack why you're focusing on the second hand. Do you feel second-hand? 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1292 Although time is a precious gift, just a reminder that I charge for mine. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1293 AT FIRST IT WAS AWKWARD, BUT I CAN’T EVEN HEAR THE TICKING ANYMORE. 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1294 I found having the Doomsday clock as decor helps clients reach existential crisis sooner 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1295 I always forget. Is this when I fall behind or spring ahead? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1296 Yes, I get paid by the hour but it's not really important to me. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1297 I don’t understand this irrational obsession with time you have. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1298 Yeah, I once helped Flavor Flav through a tough time. 1.2574 0.06078 101 84 8 9
1299 Our time is about up. Would you like to talk or just continue napping? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1300 You only need to worry if the hands stop moving. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1301 Oh just ignore that Mr. Wellsley. That's just something my accountant thought would be a good idea. 1.2574 0.05912 101 83 10 8
1302 Pencils down. The answers: your mother, your mother, and, your mother. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1303 Let's talk about your obsession with time! 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1304 It’s not exactly a fear of death, but everything seems to remind me my time is running out.” 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1305 You better finish up-- the alarm is about to go off. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1306 Where do you get this obsession with time? Just try and stay on point. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
1307 You seem obsessed with the big hand. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1308 As you can see, our time is looming. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1309 I'll say it again, that loud ticking sound is all in your mind. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1310 When I said you would be cured by 6, I was talking years. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1311 Doctor - is our time up, I can only read digital clocks 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1312 ''Well, it's time for you to put on some pants' 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1313 In a few more minutes we can switch and I’ll tell you about MY nightmare client. 1.2569 0.06030 109 92 6 11
1314 I need help doc, BIG TIME. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1315 I can’t help but notice the time 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1316 Next time could our session be somewhere a little less public than the Musée d’Orsay? 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1317 Think of it as more time for your money. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1318 Are we thinking big hand or little hand? 1.2566 0.04666 113 87 23 3
1319 The second hand needs to be adjusted and the diplomas straightened, but don't sweat the small stuff, right? 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1320 It’s the little hands you always have to watch out for”. 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1321 I assure you I respect your time every bit as much as mine, Mr. Smith. 1.2566 0.05149 113 90 17 6
1322 You have all the time in the world. But don't waste the next five minutes. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
1323 Close your eyes and listen to the sound of the ticking money meter. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1324 Let's talk about the "CLOCK"in the room. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1325 Granted it's oversized, but wait until you hear the sound it makes when your appointment here is over. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
1326 My husband bought me that clock. You probably think he is a short man with inadequacy issues. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1327 Tell me you see it,too. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1328 Don't worry, no rush! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1329 Let’s wait a few more minutes before you tell me why you’re here. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1330 You have 7 minutes left to recover your life, but please don’t let the clock distract you. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1331 This is your two minute warning 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1332 We've hit the big time. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1333 That's how I weed out the Gen Z slackers 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1334 So, for next week, let’s continue our focus on living in the moment. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1335 Would you mind helping me change the batteries? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1336 Oh, look at the time! Anything else before we wrap up? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1337 IT'S THE TICKING... PLEASE STOP THE TICKING !!! 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1338 The size is commensurate with my fee, why? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1339 I guess you were at least passively listening about my Dali dream last session. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1340 You are the second person today to notice that it shows the correct time. I am wondering if it is broken. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1341 Why do you believe that time is passing you by? 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1342 Married couple of 30 years on a Sunday in January 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1343 Perhaps you haven't noticed, but your time is almost up! 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1344 You pay me $5 every time the big hand moves. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1345 It's not the doomsday clock, but one minute after six makes your bill explode. 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1346 No, I DONT understand your Tictok obsession. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1347 Why do you think you see that as the Doomsday Clock? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1348 Since we only have seven minutes left, tell me about your childhood . . . 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1349 That’s a very subtle hint I charge by the hour 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1350 Do you ever feel like time is pressing down on you? 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1351 It's for people who take off their glasses. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1352 My wife resents me coming here. "Oh, suuure, go see your big time therapist." 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1353 You say it isn’t about me, but one session after I ran late you just happen to get a new clock? 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1354 In case you’ve forgotten, our session ends at six. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1355 Oh that. We’re now billing in 30 second increments and we installed it to avoid any stress or confusion. 1.2542 0.04613 118 94 19 5
1356 Time just seems to expand right before you die. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1357 We have just enough time for a big lightning round. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1358 Don't take it personally, I need to get glasses. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1359 Wait a minute ! , that’s second hand information 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1360 Oh, our time isn't almost up. That's just the Doomsday Clock. 1.2541 0.05405 122 101 11 10
1361 To put it in laymen's terms, you need big-time help." 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1362 Well, you mentioned last session that you felt I was checking my wristwatch too often. 1.2540 0.05156 126 103 14 9
1363 Please don't feel rushed. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1364 I find it helps move things along. 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1365 I bill by the second. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
1366 When we started our sessions the big hand was pointing straight at my diplomas. Did you notice that? Pretty clever, huh? Yeah Yale thats where I got em from. Anyway, your wife died? 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1367 The last guy was obsessed with Big Tick Energy 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1368 Ok just 7 more minutes and you're putting your pants back on 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1369 It's less intimidating than a large hourglass.. don't you think? 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
1370 It makes the size of the bill relatively less shocking. 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
1371 And when would you say this chronophobia began? 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1372 Which do YOU think is 12? 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1373 You should be feeling almost ninety percent better. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1374 Does the passage of time cause you anxiety? 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
1375 Well, it appears Time waits for no man's issues with his mother either. See you next week Frank. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1376 You'll have to get up in eight minutes before the cuckoo knocks the couch over. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
1377 Therapy is so much more exciting since we added a shot clock 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1378 What clock? I didn't even notice. I just check my cell phone for the time. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1379 Let’s explore that. Why do you think it’s so big? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
1380 I get the big hand and the little hand confused, too. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1381 But I have more to say 1.2522 0.05502 115 95 11 9
1382 Does your empathy extend to the big hand? 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1383 In 6 minutes, please stick your head out the door and shout the “Cuckoo” mantra we’ve been practicing. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1384 In 7 minutes and fifty-seven seconds we have to stop, but tell me more about your mother. 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
1385 We overcompensate too. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1386 Say more about the size of your hands. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1387 The clock on the wall says it's time to go; and yes, as Freud discovered, size matters, 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1388 So you can see how quickly I take your money. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1389 So as you can see, I went to Yale. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1390 Was it really cheaper than LASIK? 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1391 Interesting... And what made you think of the films of Orson Welles? 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1392 why would you say something like that at a time like this? 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1393 Just a subtle reminder that your session ends on the hour in 8 minutes. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
1394 I understand you are here for help with time management” 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
1395 This keeps me from looking at my watch. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1396 No pressure. We still have time. 1.2516 0.04368 159 128 22 9
1397 I’m big on punctuality. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1398 You have seven minutes left in this week's session. Last chance to make it good! 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1399 In case you hadn’t noticed, we’re getting to the top of the hour… 1.2500 0.05459 116 96 11 9
1400 Mr Tic. Can you read the tock. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1401 Your time's almost up. Let's get to the good stuff. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1402 A breakthrough! Thanks, Doctor. It's about time! 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1403 KA-CHING. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1404 Yes,that what we meant when we said after six sessions, we guarantee you’ll make it to the big time. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1405 I tried to change it to standard time, but it has to really want to change. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1406 Your fifty minutes are up at six. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1407 Oops ! I meant six not sex . 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1408 What ticking clock? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1409 Really, Richard, take your time; no reason to feel any time pressure. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1410 It sounds like you are having second thoughts 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1411 It’s a grandmother clock 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1412 Last session, you mentioned something about, "the inexorable, creeping doom that is the unstoppable march of time." Let's explore that, shall we? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1413 'Well, looks like you have eight minutes to get your shit together." 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1414 7 1/2 minutes to feel better! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1415 And what does the big hand remind you of? 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1416 We both know we’ll just be looking at the clock anyway 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1417 When the big hand hits the top of the circle, you're out $450. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1418 I see that you're pretty serious about hourly rates... 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1419 And why do you think that you always feel rushed? 1.2500 0.04379 124 96 25 3
1420 You asked for a real Shrink, so I've shrunken you to make your problems feel insignificant against the unstoppable march of time. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1421 Oh that. Well er....my patients find the ticking to have a calming effect 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1422 I know it’s really 9:15, but it’s a pain replacing the batteries. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1423 I sense that the next seven minutes will be big. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1424 What time do you have? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1425 Goodness would you look at the time 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
1426 So, Todd, if you had 8 min left in your life what would you say? 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1427 Yes, I know it’s a hard concept for you to grasp. CLEARLY. But I’ve exhausted all efforts to make you understand that a therapeutic “hour” is 50 minutes. And ONCE AGAIN, you have dropped an emotional bomb at the 0:49:45 mark of our session. 1.2500 0.05177 116 94 15 7
1428 Andy Warhol was a patient “ 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1429 It is a bit loud. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1430 But you said time was a construct… 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1431 Try not to think of it as the Doomsday Clock . . . 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1432 The clock is not your problem. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1433 I get time and a half after six. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1434 I want you to live in the moment but hurry up your time is almost over. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1435 Let's explore why you feel obsessed with mortality. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1436 I thought your 'big time' delusions might be helped, and frankly, the clock size makes no difference at all; you still can't figure out that you lose if you snooze. " 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1437 This sense of urgency you mentioned... is it here in the room with us right now? 1.2479 0.05285 121 100 12 9
1438 My mother wants me to be a big time doctor. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1439 I find charging by the minute is more productive than the hourly rate. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1440 Quiet! You're early. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1441 I know I'm paid hourly, but let's try to focus on something else. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1442 I feel that you're blowing things out of proportion. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1443 I’m what they call a “big time therapist”. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1444 It's art. We never keep track of time 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1445 I couldn’t help but notice your eyes keep drifting towards the clock, what do you think that means? 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1446 Believe me, you're not the only one who'd like to "take a swing" at my decorator. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1447 Seven minutes to get your shit together. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1448 When I said 'Take your time', I didn't mean it literally. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1449 It's not a clock. It measures the patient's neurosis. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1450 Why does it seem time is always looming? 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1451 So, when did this "exaggeration" thing begin? 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1452 Wait all you like,that clock never moves. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1453 I can’t read it either, it came with the office 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1454 Tempus fugit, Mr. Cooper - you have seven minutes to tell me about your lifelong relationship with your mother. 1.2476 0.05707 105 87 10 8
1455 Be sure to cover your ears when your time is up. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1456 Are you happy now? I’ve enlarged our time. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1457 It is there to remind you time is a human construct. Our time here finite. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
1458 There'll be a subtle reminder when your time is up. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1459 Tell me more about that time you struggled to see what was directly in front you. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1460 Actually, we have a little time left but I think I'm out of patience. 1.2476 0.05376 105 85 14 6
1461 I have this inescapable sensation that time is looming over me… 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1462 You seem a little wound-up. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1463 Maybe you are dreaming of hitting the big time, but I still have to bill you. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
1464 I've grown tired of subtlety. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1465 It's happy hour somewhere. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1466 Just ignore that. You were saying something about impermanence? 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1467 You have seven and a half minutes to tell me about your sex life. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
1468 Time is money 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1469 Maybe this will be more productive if you came back when it isn’t happy hour. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1470 You've been working on time management issues for several months. Do you think the new clock will help a little bit? 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1471 Thought I’d have some fun with new clock; when the alarm goes off it plays “Crazy.” 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1472 Tell me more about your fear of impending doom. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1473 It was a Christmas gift from my receptionist, she gets upset when my appointments run late. 1.2459 0.04843 122 98 18 6
1474 Well, I can see by the man on the couch that our session is almost over, Mr. Clock. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1475 I see we are running out of time 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1476 Your time really is almost up. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1477 That’s TikTok’s great grandpa, Father Time. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1478 Since I got the large clock my patients seemed obsessed with the time instead of sharing their problems. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1479 You preferred the hourglass? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1480 Time is, quite literally, up. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1481 When the session time is up, it falls on the couch. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1482 A subtle reminder to my patients 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1483 Boy that’s a big cock you have… I mean clock. Sorry Freudian slip. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
1484 As Freud is alleged to have said "Sometimes a minute hand is just a minute hand 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1485 In 7 1/2 minutes you'll feel even more anxiety than when you first got here. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1486 Ask not for whom the clock ticks,it ticks for thee 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
1487 You should start wrapping it up. 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
1488 Yes, we're running a few minutes over, but finish what you were saying about your OCD. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1489 It's interesting you see it as a clock. Would you like to say more about this for seven minutes? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1490 No, I’m not gaslighting you, Mr. Jenkins. That clock’s been there since your first visit 6 months ago. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1491 It is by the same designer as Big Ben 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
1492 You seem wound up. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1493 Chronophobia is defined by the extreme fear of time passing by. Incidentally your session ends in 5 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1494 So, please leave your childhood and go over the next forty years of you life in eight minutes . . . 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1495 What are sheetrock anchors, and how do they relate to your fear of dying? 1.2453 0.04345 159 129 21 9
1496 We’re at the end of our session. You need to start preparing yourself to go out of this door and face all the newly discovered and stirred up trauma that you had no idea about prior to this session. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1497 Let's discuss your issues with time management 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1498 Size matters 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1499 In case you hadn't noticed... 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1500 Finally you woke up! In 7 minutes or less explain why you think your part sloth. Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1501 No, it's just an art piece on living in the moment. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1502 Wait until you hear the end-of-session bell! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1503 That is not a clock. It's a painting by Magritte. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1504 You know a hunchback use to live up here before we converted it into my office. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1505 In the 2 minutes we have left, tell me about your mother. 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1506 Does the big one mean anything to you? 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1507 Yes, the end is near. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1508 In case you forget that I bill by the hour. 1.2443 0.05094 131 109 12 10
1509 It's used for cognitive behavioral therapy for death anxiety. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1510 And why do you think you're so focused on your own mortality. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1511 Looks like we have time for one more grievance. 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
1512 The cuckoo clock was setting a bad tone. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1513 That’s perfectly normal. Many of my patients have nightmares about clocks. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1514 With this, doorknob confessions have reduced by 76%. 1.2437 0.04128 119 91 27 1
1515 That's to remind you that money comes and goes, time only goes. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1516 You've got seven minutes left. So, what's your anxiety? 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1517 It’s more effective than non-verbal cues of when our session is over. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1518 Yes, I am quite sure you arrived late for our session. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1519 It’s never too late, John. Why do you ask? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1520 Time is almost up on our session -- Please put your pants back on 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1521 My patients find it easier to stay in the 'present moment' 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1522 So this is what you meant by "making the big time". 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1523 No, no. You can ignore the clock. That’s my job. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1524 I see by the, well, you know. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1525 As you can clearly see, less than ten minutes remain in this session. So, at $500 per hour, don't waste them. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1526 In seven minutes we can change places. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1527 Tell me. What ticks you off? 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1528 Now that we've agreed on my hourly rate, what is it that brings you here today? 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1529 Dr. Whitlock felt she had finally hit the big time. 1.2430 0.05449 107 88 12 7
1530 A gift from a patient we'll just call the white rabbit. Fella is doing much better after learning to let go. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1531 You must have searched for "big-time shrink". 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
1532 Time is my biggest fear. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1533 I don't wear a watch—or glasses. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1534 Same time next week? 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1535 To you, is it AM or PM? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1536 It reminds us that The past is fixed, but the future is not... and also that I'm billing you $5 a minute. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1537 Yes, an accurate feeling, here, time is money. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1538 Got the idea in England. It's my Big When to stop. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1539 Yeah, I know. But I've never figured out how to adjust it for DST. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1540 Have you always felt time was running out? 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1541 A successfully treated 'GOD COMPLEX' patient left me his wristwatch as a parting gift. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1542 Ignore that. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1543 Don’t worry. It’s not the world’s doomsday clock…just yours. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
1544 “Because I was tired of making furtive glances at my watch every fifty minutes.” 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
1545 Cheugy! What's that on your wall? 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1546 You’ve got seven minutes left. But hey, who’s counting? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1547 I had many Patients way more weird than you, Mr. Bloom, who finished their rants on time. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1548 Well, I think we made big time progress today! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1549 The one with Roman numerals definitely would have been too distracting. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1550 It's a new technique I've developed that combines talk therapy and shock therapy; I call it tock therapy. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1551 I told you I would show you a big time! 1.2414 0.05284 116 96 12 8
1552 This is your wake up call. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1553 Tell me briefly about your mother. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1554 Yes, it actually is a metaphor for the inexorable approach of death. How does that make you feel? 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1555 Let me worry about the time remaining. Just free associate for the next seven and a quarter minutes. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1556 I thought you said it would fly ? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1557 Pay no attention to the wall art. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1558 Just take your time -- all 2 minutes and 55 seconds of it. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1559 Time passes,will you? 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1560 You say it gets larger the closer we get to the end of the appointment? We'll take that up in the next session. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1561 Ok. I'm done. Your turn! 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1562 Up to you to fill in the 50 minutes. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
1563 You've got 7 minutes and 56 seconds. Let's wrap it up. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1564 It reminds me time heals all wounds. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1565 I feel like time is not on my side. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1566 It makes $300 an hour easier to stomach. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1567 Sometimes I feel like I have too much time on my hands 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1568 How am I supposed to believe size doesn’t matter, Doc? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1569 Time is relative. Why worry about an abstract concept? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1570 We charge by the second, but don’t worry about the time. 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1571 Two minute warning. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1572 It was more appropriate than a cuckoo clock. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1573 It’s almost over 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
1574 Sometimes we FEEL small because we ARE small. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1575 You should consider spending less of your life watching the clock. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1576 This way you get to be the one who says "I see that our time is up." 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1577 are we getting close to your nervous breakdown? 1.2400 0.05003 125 103 14 8
1578 You are now being charged overtime. 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1579 I’ve got to get to the car wash before it closes. 1.2400 0.05881 100 84 8 8
1580 Why, I do charge by the hour. How did you know? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1581 It grows when patients lie to themselves 1.2400 0.05527 100 82 12 6
1582 You said you were hurt and surprised when I called time last week, and I want you to know that I heard you. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1583 Every time one of my patients is late the clock gets bigger. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1584 Hey Doc, any chance next week you might answer one of MY questions.” 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1585 Doctor, are you looking at the clock?" "No, I haven't looked at the clock in five minutes. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1586 I prefer to think of it as art. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1587 You will return from age-regression to your adult self when the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1588 They ran out of the giant digital ones. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1589 I got tired of telling patient their hour was up. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1590 Well, looks like it's almost time to pay me. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1591 You have time on your side, Mr. Collins 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1592 You better start talkin'. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1593 I feel like a big time loser 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1594 Therapist: We clearly don’t have enough time to discuss your feelings about the political sideshow of 2023. So, how is your marriage? 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1595 Don’t sweat it. We generally get more accomplished in the last few minutes than in the rest of the hour. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1596 It’s about time, isn’t it? 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
1597 My patients used to just ramble on and on and lose track 1.2393 0.05242 117 97 12 8
1598 It’s a conversation starter. And ender. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1599 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four... 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1600 Oh, just ignore that. I think it's five minutes fast. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1601 This needs a caption?! 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1602 Just try to ignore it and be in the moment. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1603 We're 3 minutes into OT. It's Hail Mary time, big guy. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1604 Actually, it’s from my accountant. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1605 Oh that. I was a gift from the patient who always comes in after you. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1606 Just be here now 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1607 We'll pick up on the roots of your hatred of pickleball at our next session, okay? 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
1608 We have more time, the clock is for decoration. 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
1609 Oddly enough, all of my clients have issues about time. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1610 Can you make me well in 8 minutes? 1.2381 0.04837 126 103 16 7
1611 Sometimes an oversized clock is just an oversized clock. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1612 I bought it at a 'Second Hand' store. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1613 You've got five minutes left for a breakthrough. Ready. Set. Go. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1614 We have a whopping seven minutes left. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1615 John, your cartoon balloon has turned into a clock. What do you think that means? 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1616 I can see we're just about out of time for today... 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1617 It's my way to cope with macular degeneration. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1618 And…..our time’s up 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1619 I actually healed a patient and the clock just stopped. I leave it there as a reminder of what's possible. 1.2381 0.05665 105 88 9 8
1620 Try and focus on the positives Jerry, time is on your side. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
1621 Did I mention I have another appointment at six? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1622 At least it seems that time's on your side, Jim. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1623 It’s time to address your procrastination issues head on. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1624 The days are getting longer! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1625 You know…sometimes a clock is just a clock. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1626 That reminds me, my fee is increasing as well. 1.2376 0.04483 101 78 22 1
1627 I feel major time pressure in your office, doctor. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1628 Let us wrap this up. Happy hour is almost over. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1629 A giant cuckoo clock just seemed too inappropriate. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1630 You see a diving rod with cognitive dissonance. I see our time's almost up. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1631 My sense of proportion is terrible, but my sense of time is excellent. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1632 Would you say it makes you feel small? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1633 I feel like every time I spring forward I actually fall back. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1634 We've got seven minutes left, but you'll want to be gone before the chime goes off. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1635 You owe me big time. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1636 Your really need to work on staying present. Not right now though,I have another client coming. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1637 If the ticking seems disruptive,just wait until you hear the alarm! 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1638 Now slowly open your eyes and take out your wallet. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1639 Time flies when you're having phobias 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1640 No, my practice is not Freudian. Why do you ask? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1641 Just the thought of the alarm going off keeps my patients awake... 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1642 Why do you think you've been dreaming that your time is running out? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1643 You're so right about the size of the clock in these converted tower offices.. But, I bet you'll get a real kick out of the bell, when it goes off. 1.2364 0.05619 110 93 8 9
1644 So, you're saying that you know firsthand that the second hand is actually the third hand? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1645 And where do you think the pressure to use your time wisely originates? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1646 You should see my oven thermometer. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1647 Doctor,I've got big-time problems. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1648 Well, I can see our time is almost up. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1649 Why do you think your day feels overwhelming? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1650 And yet they still take you for less than face value. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1651 We have some garbage time. Any thoughts? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1652 Is this going to be a long story? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1653 I call it billable hours on steroids. 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1654 Oh, so you're one of these Tik Tok therapists. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1655 Well, that was a big hour. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1656 Just to remind you when it's time to blurt out what you really came here for. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1657 I have great confidence in you. You can make is seven minutes and 57 seconds without mentioning your ex. 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1658 I won’t miss you asking. 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1659 We are now in the big time. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1660 It's for people with OCD ... Obsessive Clock Disorder. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1661 I'm tired of arguing about when the hour is over. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1662 The Rolling Stones would love this! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1663 It's time to wake up and smell the roses on my desk on your way out 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1664 I'd like to explore your anxiety. Let's start with your constant fear that the end is near. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1665 Big time! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1666 Oh that's plenty of time to discuss your sex life. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1667 Even though the bill for the clock, couch, frames and clipboard was expensive, I still think it's cheaper than paying for therapy. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1668 Do you often feel rushed? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1669 I find that most of my patients are preoccupied with time. 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
1670 So you believe an hour consists of sixty minutes? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1671 What do you mean, you don’t have the time? 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1672 Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend, or, according to my accountant, pay for. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1673 Don't worry, I've turned off the chime. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1674 Time always looms larger when you're just lying there depressed and immobile. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1675 It sounds like you feel that time is looming over you. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1676 Yes, time is just a construct. My time is constructed at $200/hour. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1677 It encourages you to tock. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1678 I did a solid for Flavor Flav. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1679 I think we’re going to have to leave your mother until our next session. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1680 Well, I think it's worth getting back to your feeling of being 'pressed by time'. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1681 Dali made that for me after I mostly cured him. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1682 I see you’re big on time. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1683 Alexa is my time up yet? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1684 So doctor, have you ever considered eyeglasses? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1685 Two more minutes and I'm outta here! 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1686 As you can see, your time is up in seven minutes and fifty seven seconds. Fifty six, fifty five ... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1687 As you can see, you’ve got some big time issues. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1688 Your parents sound awful. Tell me more about what it was like to be their son, in seven minutes or less. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1689 Don't worry -- I'll remind you when we're almost done. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1690 I hung it there to constantly remind me to check the dimensions before clicking “add to cart”. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1691 With this, as with everything, time is on your side. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1692 No, that’s just a normal, everyday sized clock. Maybe you’re just crazy? Ever think about that? 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1693 you should really try to be in the moment. 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1694 That's a very big clock. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1695 Yes, it's an important part of your therapy. When that big hand reaches the top, I'm $500 richer. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1696 Can we speed up to your teenage years? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1697 When I saw this clock tower office space become available online I thought I'd give it a try" 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1698 Well, I think I see our time is about up. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1699 Don’t mind the clock. It’s to time my Pop-Tarts. 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1700 Well, you’re right. It does remind me of Big Ben…without the rain. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1701 Zzzzzzz 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1702 Doc, I feel like I’m ‘on the clock,”! 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1703 Relax. You have five minutes before the two-minute warning. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1704 As a Freudian, I know that male patients feel secure when they have a huge clock. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1705 Don’t rush, but when you hear my clock chime ”ka-ching” my rate goes into overtime. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1706 NOW do you really know what time it is? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1707 Gotta say....you've got problems. Big time. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1708 It just helps me keep an eye on my parking… 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1709 Relax. Together, we'll discover the root causes of your chronophobia. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1710 I think this therapy will help you Big Time. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1711 It’s just the same thing minute after minute, hour after hour, day after day. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1712 You have just seven minutes to explain how your fifty three minute nap helped in this session? 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1713 Oh no, go on—we have plenty of time. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1714 Let's not dwell so much on the second hand but rather keep our focus on the big picture. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1715 Your time isn’t truly up until the clock falls on top of you. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1716 In 7 minutes you'll owe me one thousand bucks. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1717 Continue these sessions, and with time you'll be able to just wear a watch. 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1718 Yes, the minutes get longer for me, too. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1719 How much time do I have left? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1720 I'll second that! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1721 And what is Harold Lloyd doing in your dream? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1722 Just relax! You’ve got seven minutes left to turn your life around! 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1723 Tic-toc, Mr. Simmonds. Tic-toc. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1724 Be ready, in less than 7 minutes we switch places. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1725 At least it isn’t melting anymore… 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1726 No, you're on the clock, the clock is not on you. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1727 …actually they’re both big hands. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1728 What the F---you waited until this moment to reveal that! 1.2300 0.05478 100 83 11 6
1729 That’s part of our new pay-as-you-go program. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1730 The big hand says our time is about up. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1731 Our goal, Mr. Davis, is to try to understand why you feel that time is so short. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1732 Everywhere I look it feels like I’m running out of time 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1733 I find watching it tick away the seconds of your pathetic life and my fat paycheck comforting somehow. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1734 You have seven more minutes to wrap up your life story. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1735 I think I'm going crazy... I keep hearing this ticking noise! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1736 Ten minutes before the alarm goes off--let's begin with how you felt in the womb. 1.2294 0.05154 109 90 13 6
1737 At the end of July, it always looks bigger. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1738 Despite your dour emotions, my happy hour will start soon. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1739 Time is a concept. Billable time doubly so. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1740 I’d love it if we could squeeze in a breakthrough. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
1741 I try not to let our sessions run over. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1742 Does anybody know what time it is? Does anybody really care?!? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1743 Let’s be mindful of the time. In five minutes, how would you mother interpret the situation? 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1744 I was tired of clients claiming I cut their session short. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1745 Time is just a construct. A really, really ginormous construct. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1746 My union put it up. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1747 Let me worry about the time, 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1748 I hear you saying that you've become preoccupied with time, is that correct? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1749 Looks like our time is about to become my time until next time. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1750 On my patient satisfaction surveys, there were complaints that I constantly looked at my wrist watch. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1751 Some prefer having an elephant in the room 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1752 I got it for the commuters. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1753 My anxiety patients prefer digital 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1754 And that ends the session...I'll give you back the remainder of the hour 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1755 It was either a huge clock or a huge bill for my new prescription glasses 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1756 It's a clock. It's analog, and when the little hand is on six and... Don't they teach you techies anything in school any more? 1.2281 0.04990 114 94 14 6
1757 The big hand is almost at 55 that means we're finished. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1758 As your neurologist, I'm pleased you drew this and could properly identify the time. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1759 Time is fleeting; madness takes its toll. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1760 On the website it looked smaller. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1761 Exactly, you’re now in overtime rates. We’re close to eight minutes over our 45-minute session. The minute-hand enlargement and billing-rate was my accountant’s idea. 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
1762 It's really for my near-sighted patients. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1763 Let’s dig deeper into the cause of your sudden chronophobia. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1764 I, too, suffer from time blindness. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1765 You give in to your mother's demands. I give in to my accountant's. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
1766 When would you say that your chronophobia began? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1767 Your session will end when the big hand reaches twelve. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1768 I hope the ticking sound doesn't distract you.... 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1769 Don't worry about it. You're certainly not the first GenZ-er needing to confront their fear of analog clocks. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1770 My version of the Rorschach test. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1771 Remember, time is on your side. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1772 Hold that epiphany until next Wednesday, five sharp. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1773 Because “Time IS money!” 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1774 I hope this helps expedite your breakthrough. Overtime begins at 6. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1775 Just a heads up that we’re at seven minutes and fifty-six seconds. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1776 Please tell me more about your mother in law. 1.2273 0.05988 88 74 8 6
1777 Pressured? Not at all, there’s seven more minutes to go… 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1778 I just feel like time management is taking up a lot of space in my life right now 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1779 You have seven minutes to tell me how you feel you are running out of time. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1780 At $300.00 per hour I'll wake him at 6:00 p.m. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1781 Waste of time and money 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1782 I like to remind my clients that in both life, and especially in therapy, time is limited. I think the big clock helps. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1783 Please be open, but try to remember that you're paying by the hour. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1784 I feel like time is on my side. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1785 Okay,your mother never loved you,your brother ran off with your wife. You've got eight minutes. Go. No pressure,though. 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1786 Yes, but it looked a lot smaller when I ordered it online. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1787 Please explain why it is you are feeling so small? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1788 It's only till my eyeglasses arrive 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1789 The insurance company sent it. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1790 I specialise in big time neuroses. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1791 You need help big time. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1792 I know were done, but I paid for 45 minutes and I'm not getting up yet. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1793 we're in penalty time now 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1794 It's a test to determine your age. 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
1795 Who do you think decided to make one hand bigger than the other? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1796 Now might be a good time to talk about your TikTok addiction. 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1797 You really must learn how to live in the moment. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1798 You did say time was on your side, Horace. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1799 Hickory dickory dock Two minutes from stopping our talk 1.2264 0.05732 106 91 6 9
1800 Yes, I suppose time is an abstract concept. But payment is not. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1801 It serves as a reminder that the end is near. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1802 ‘I can’t help it doc, everywhere I go, I see her face.’ 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1803 You dont' have the time on you, do you? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1804 In case my diplomas didn't give it away, I'm kind of a big time psychologist. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1805 So, the Genie thought your last wish was to have a bigger clock? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1806 Are you also hearing a loud ticking sound? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1807 Yes, I suppose ‘seven to six’ does sound like a close football score, but let’s not let your athlemophobia keep us from exploring your chronomentrophobia.” 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1808 It all goes back to my father, Time 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
1809 Exposure therapy for procrastinators. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1810 Talk more about feeling "rushed" in here. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1811 And it chimes ‘ka-ching’ at the fifty-five minute mark. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1812 It gives context to the rubbish I'm peddling here. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1813 That’s to remind you that you keep projecting, big time. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1814 And we will stop right here. I need the rest of your hour to write the clinical notes so I can get paid by your insurance 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1815 Nope, I've no idea what it is, either. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1816 I hope you won't mind if I ask you to speak a little faster. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1817 Why do I feel like I am the rabbit in " Alice in Wonderland"? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1818 I think having your own Doomsday Clock might be setting the wrong tone for your life. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1819 Time time time is on my side, yes it is. Sorry we only have 5 minutes left! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1820 But enough about me. In the remaining minutes, do you have anything you’d like to discuss? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1821 No, it's not one of your dreams about time and space. It really is a gigantic clock on the wall. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1822 We’ll have to stop here. I nearly lost track of time.” 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1823 The time is up. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1824 Well, we'll have to continue exploring your unhealthy fixation on mortality next week. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1825 For perspective, the second hand is Armageddon. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1826 it feels like the clock is always ticking away. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1827 So, you get paid by the minute. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1828 Come on. Out with it while there’s still time. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1829 I feel like we need to dig a little deeper to understand why you seem so fixated on the passage of time. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1830 Freud compared everything with big clocks. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1831 I see by the big hand that you're on your own until Friday at 4PM 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1832 your insomnia is now cured… remember, don't watch the clock 1.2250 0.05085 120 101 11 8
1833 No, I'm not watching the clock! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1834 I’d love to know why you keep bringing that in here. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1835 Somehow, I feel like your attention is elsewhere. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1836 I had to replace the grandfather clock after I realized I wanted to marry it. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1837 My passive-aggressive way of saying your time is up 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1838 I think we've gotten beyond your Dali obsession. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1839 They say time is a great healer. For me its a great money maker. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1840 Since I bill at $360 per hour, I need the second hand to charge you correctly. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1841 Well, actually, no. It's not five o'clock anywhere. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1842 Wow, time flies when you're having psychotherapy. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1843 Don't worry. I'm here for you. Take your time. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1844 After awhile you don’t even notice it anymore 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1845 I feel better, big time 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1846 ‘I just want you to sit with it. Time heals’ 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1847 Yes, you are getting older, but try not to focus on that. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1848 Time is always on your side. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1849 If you think about it, all we really have is time. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1850 Oh that’s MY mom’s fault 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1851 Whoever judged last week’s contest should have their fingernails extracted. “Until the thermostat is turned up, your stocking stuffer will be toe-jam” 1.2241 0.05207 116 98 10 8
1852 That second hand seems stuck. 8 more agonizing minutes of mid-life crisis! 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
1853 So exactly what is it that makes you think there arent enough hours in the day for you to accomplish your goals? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1854 I'm starting to think you have an oversized fear of running out of time. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1855 I'm starting to think my fear of time is not as irrational as we thought. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1856 No, nothing to worry about. If that were the doomsday clock it would say 11:59. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1857 When I asked you to draw the hands of a clock, I didn’t mean that you should draw it on my wall. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1858 It's an early Dali 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1859 I see that the fear of time passing you by looms large in your life. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1860 Just wait until you see the cuckoo 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1861 I didn't think going to a shrink would be so literal. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1862 How does happy hour make you feel? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1863 When the big hand points to your insecurities, our time is up. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1864 It’s a Litmus Test for my younger patients. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1865 Bob, time is a societal construct, I’m charging per word now. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1866 A wish is just a wish a dream is just a dream as time goes by. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1867 You have seven minutes to lose those Crocs so we can get on with this. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1868 I like my patients to know I'm big-time. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1869 I thought adding a "cha ching" sound would be overkill. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1870 'Staring at it won't make the hour any cheaper.' 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1871 I'll warn you before the alarm goes off. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1872 Her name is Big Sally. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1873 Well,would you rather I look at my watch the whole time? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1874 after a while you barely notice the ticking. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1875 Eight minutes left. So, where do you think this crushing anxiety comes from? Seven minutes… 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1876 Well, well. Would you look at the time! Not that anyone's counting the minutes, mind you -ha-ha. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1877 I guess there is time to go deeper. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1878 It was on top of a building that was demolished. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
1879 Is the clock for me or for you? 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1880 You seem quite relaxed despite your big-time anxieties. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1881 Not to worry, I'm sure we can solve all your problems in the time remaining. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1882 About this obsession with morality….. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1883 Don’t be alarmed. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1884 When did you first notice this sense of foreboding? 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1885 Well, it looks like our time is almost over. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1886 Time is relative, just not in here. Take your time. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1887 Let’s try not to focus on your anxiety about wasting time in the time we have left” 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1888 It helps me time my kegels too. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1889 Do you feel that you are ready for the Big Time? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1890 It makes people think they're getting more for their hour. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1891 It’s a metaphor. For time. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1892 Let’s hope it’s “spring forward” daylight savings. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1893 Okay, tell me more about your anxiety. You have seven minutes to really WOW me. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1894 You look concerned, but don’t worry I hung it up using double sided tape. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1895 Having second thoughts? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1896 At 6 pm the psychiatrist comes in and the rate doubles. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1897 I think I know where your obsession with big hands comes from. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1898 Why would you think you're a 'big-time loser'? 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
1899 And I thought I had time management issues 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1900 I’d like to hear more about that, but you’ll have to be brief - I’m just noticing the time. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
1901 Yep, it's a little off ... and so are you. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
1902 Okay, describe your relationship with your mom. But you'll have to keep it brief, so just use keywords. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
1903 Maybe it’s simply a giant clock, or perhaps it’s a constant reminder that your mother is waiting for you to start a family. Whelp, look at the time. We’ll dive into that question next week. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
1904 Your eyelids are feeling heavy . . . You are feeling sleepy . . . You are relaxed . . . My fees are reasonable . . . 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1905 „I can‘t believe our 30mins are already over“ 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1906 Did you say you were suffering from feeling of inadequacy about the size of your clock? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1907 Do not ask for whom the clock ticks, Mr. Skarpedian. Of course it ticks for you. 1.2214 0.04760 131 110 13 8
1908 I have some big time problems 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1909 I'd be delighted to hear more about how you think time doesn't exist, but I'm afraid our time is just about done 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1910 Don't worry, its just my biological clock 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1911 My wife keeps telling me that her biological clock is ticking, but I just don’t hear it. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
1912 Now let's overcome your fear of clocks. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1913 Are you sure you want to start questioning your sexuality right now? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1914 Time,Time,Time is on my side, I know it is” 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1915 I’ll tell you this much: I absolutely did not ask my husband for a “big clock.” I think his hearing is going. Also he has a small penis. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
1916 Does time expand to fill the space available? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
1917 When the big hand hits 12 we change places. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1918 For your session I’ve installed a representation of your fantasy, but perhaps I misheard you—did you say you desire a big clock? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1919 It was a gift from my optometrist. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1920 Yes, psychotherapy pays the bills but my real passion is time management. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1921 Two minute warning. I suggest you punt. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1922 I think that I’m getting a subliminal message here. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1923 I know, I didn’t think it was funny either. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1924 ‘It’s my new Apple Watch minus the patent infringements’ 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1925 Okay so we've got seven minutes for your abandonment issues. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1926 You can finish that sentence next week. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1927 No patient has ever asked me why it's called a second hand when there are three of them. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1928 One. I'm a little nearsighted. and two, the ticking alone makes sure that none of my patients fall asleep on the couch. 1.2211 0.05433 95 79 11 5
1929 Ignore the clock, it’s between Christmas and New Year’s. Time doesn’t exist. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1930 My, would you look at the time? I mean, just LOOK at it!” 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1931 I think we have a few more minutes to go. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1932 So in the remaining seven minutes why not give me a truncated version of your entire life. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1933 If you have a problem with it Michael, then you shouldn’t have paid me in magic beans. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1934 Some say times fly, I just say that it is big 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1935 We're into your second billable hour now. 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
1936 Tell me more about feeling like a big time loser. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1937 Stop projecting. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1938 The hourly fee is just as big. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1939 Why do YOU think I got such a big clock? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1940 It symbolizes how every second here is valuable - but costs you five dollars. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1941 In case you didn’t notice our time is up.” 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1942 The little hand is pointing to your feet, which means it's time for you to skedaddle. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1943 Pay no attention to the clock, it's just for decoration 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1944 You say your greatest fear is being killed in a clock accident? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1945 The alarm shakes the entire building. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1946 So, why do you think you see a big clock on the wall? 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1947 My eyes are over here. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
1948 Yeah, I know, it’s a little big but it does seem to make my time with you go by faster. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1949 So, tell me, why do you think you make problems bigger than they ought to be? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1950 Ignore it, Gilbert. It’s just there to make sure I take my Prozac.” 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1951 What is time to us? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1952 And this was before the clock melted, Mr Dali? 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1953 That's all the time we need today to bill CPT 90837 instead of 90834. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1954 I see our time is almost up. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1955 Every time a client calls me a 'shrink' I get a bigger one 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1956 Well then let's talk about your mom's Swatch. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1957 Time is just a concept - but the clocks real. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1958 Doctor, maybe a wallpaper of a happy place would be nicer 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1959 Maybe you are just a little man? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1960 I'm afraid that’s all we’ve got time for, doctor 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1961 No, no—it's always been there. You just must not have noticed it before. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1962 Why do all my patients keep looking at my clock?? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
1963 Stay as long as you like. Time is money. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1964 Breathe deeply. Imagine time expanding. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1965 Well Mr. Smithers, congratulations on making it to the big time! 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1966 You said it was "almost sex." Let's explore that. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1967 I have my own issues. My psychologist suggested that I put it there. 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
1968 You need to focus on the big things. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1969 Ready, set, divulge! “ 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1970 It's less about your therapy and more about my billing. 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1971 I see our time is up." 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1972 This'll cost you big time. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
1973 And why do you think Big Ben is a recurring theme for you? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1974 I really don't know. Which one do you think most resembles a phallus? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1975 I can either charge overtime, or take three minutes off next session. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1976 You say the passage of time weighs on you? 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
1977 Sounds like you're having big time hallucinations. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1978 Get ready, get set, $390. . . 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
1979 You seem more fixated than usual. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1980 We have 8 minutes and 56 seconds left in our session. Coming up to the 30 second mark .....and pretty soon we'll have only 7 minutes left." 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1981 I thought time only flies when you’re having fun…. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1982 Why yes, I am a Freudian therapist. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1983 Unlike the Rolling Stones, time is not on your side. 1.2178 0.05559 101 86 8 7
1984 Any final thoughts ? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1985 You have 7 minutes before your $150.00/hour nap is done. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1986 You're experiencing what we call 'clock envy'. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1987 Why on earth do the last 7 minutes of the day take the longest? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
1988 Two minute and fifty-six second warning. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1989 What annoying ticking? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1990 Ignore. Practice mindfulness. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1991 For your next trauma, just give me the highlights. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1992 I understand you're here to see me about 2 things: Your time management and your anxiety.... 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1993 If you see it at big & ominous, then we’ll definitely be needing more sessions. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1994 Time just hangs over me. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1995 Yes, I charge by the hours. Why do you ask? 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1996 It's too heavy to fly. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1997 When you say you feel time isn’t on your side, I assume you mean figuratively… 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1998 So do I have to pay you with a really large check? 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1999 We went a bit over last time, and your HMO got involved. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
2000 Now Mr. Keaton, back to your acrophobia. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2001 Don't make me say it. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2002 My wall clock is specially designed to become enormous and threatening if patients exceed their allotted 50 minutes. You’re at least two minutes over. 1.2170 0.05363 106 90 9 7
2003 Yes- big time! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2004 But I think Time is on my side 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2005 I think a clock that size helps a client attach a greater value to every single second. Me too. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2006 Alexa used to remind me that our time was almost up, but I decided this was much less intrusive. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2007 Let's discuss your obsession with passing time. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2008 Well, you seem to blow everything out of proportion. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2009 Looking at it won’t make your parole go by faster. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2010 Almost Nap Time 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2011 Le client qui sait que sa séance est terminée et le spécialiste qui sait également que sa séance va (enfin?) se teminer. Le temps qui passe est souligné par l'énorme horloge et le fait que les 2 personnes la fixe. 1.2165 0.05904 97 84 5 8
2012 Time for the denouement 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2013 My kids can’t stop talking Tik Tok so I decided to give it a try. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2014 If you want to cry about it y suggest you do it quickly because your session is about to end 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2015 Almost dinner time…wonder what we’re having….ah, “What was your question again?” 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
2016 Have you ever thought about how much time you have left, you know, in a broader sense? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2017 Time's almost up. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2018 The steady ticking is good for business – drives people nuts. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2019 Then I decided I was ready to go big time 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2020 I misplaced my eyeglasses. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2021 It used to be “Big Pharma” that made me anxious… 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2022 Every hour has 50 minutes. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2023 It’s like the opposite of Vegas casinos here. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2024 When the big hand hits the top, all the complaining has to stop. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2025 We have seven minutes left and you've done nothing but kvetch, kvetch, kvetch. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2026 Seems like you have a big time problem. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2027 But you said at your last appointment that because of your ADHD you struggle with time blindness? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2028 An optimist sees the hours yet to be filled; while the pessimist sees a garish, over-priced, already out-of-date impulse purchase born of countless lonely hours spent bingeing home reno shows. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2029 The clock is a test..If you see it bigger than your head it means that you have to attend here twice a week for at least 5 years 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2030 Time anxiety? I can’t imagine why. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
2031 I didn't want patients focussing on my Harvard diplomas. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2032 Oh that? Flava Flav was having a garage sale. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2033 Time of death: 5:53PM. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
2034 There's just enough time to relive your "seven minutes in heaven" experience. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
2035 Therapist: So David, you were telling me how you procrastinate? Patient: I'll get to it in.... 7.5 minutes 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
2036 7 minutes ‘til quittin’ time! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2037 Your session ends in eight minutes or when the clock falls on you. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2038 As you know, I specialize in therapy for the legally blind. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2039 That's it? I thought we had more time! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2040 I guess I should start from the beginning... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2041 I see we’ve run over our time by three minutes today. No worries, we’ll just have a 47 minute session next week. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2042 Nervous tic. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2043 The big hand's your father, the little hand's your mother and the second hand is you. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2044 It seems to run more slowly during your hour. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2045 We're on the verge of a big-time breakthrough. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2046 It's in fahrenheit 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2047 Patient: Time is on my side. Therapist: Yes it is. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2048 When you said our time together would be big this isn’t what I thought you meant 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2049 It both calms me down and keeps you concentrated. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2050 It represents the enormous fee I'll be charging. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2051 Take your time. Each tick is just a dime. 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
2052 I’m feeling like time is passing me by. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2053 It’s actually an art piece called “our time is almost up.” 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
2054 Next session I'd like to see an enormous box of tissues... 1.2136 0.05458 103 88 8 7
2055 It’s a big factor for all of us. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2056 It strikes me that your grandfather Ben was a towering figure of your childhood... 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2057 This motherfucker 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2058 No, there's nothing Freudian about a huge clock. And, by the way, I'm supposed to be asking the questions. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2059 And in this dream, who do the hands and the face belong to? 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2060 No,no,not you. But some people can ramble on and on forever. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2061 So what you're asking is "Why?" 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2062 Your insurance company encourages you to make the most of each minute of therapy. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2063 I have found that four minute billing has expedited recovery amongst my patients. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2064 It's 'cause I'm not really good with time. 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2065 Just don't think about it. 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2066 As Freud said "Every second counts"--or was it my accountant? 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2067 I feel like time is looming over me. 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2068 How does my massive, loud and distracting clock make you feel? 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2069 I notice that you focus a lot on mortality. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
2070 I don't want to rush you, but ... 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
2071 And now the big topic. Six. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
2072 I thought we could both use the distraction 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
2073 I see we’ve come to the end of your big time problems for today. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2074 Only eight minutes to get your life in order, Mr. Brown. What do you say? Mr. Brown! Mr. Brown!! Wake up!!! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2075 I’m a clock watcher too. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2076 Sorry, no discount for me-time. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2077 It’s to remind you that anyone can be right twice a day. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2078 We're into overtime now. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2079 A reminder that your issues cannot be solved in merely an hour. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2080 I don't like to hide the fact I bill by the hour. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2081 I switched to the clock after a tragic hourglass accident. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2082 You wanted more time, I gave you more time. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2083 No, therapy isn't a joke. The best therapy is all about timing whereas the best jokes are all about......I forget 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2084 We find analog more soothing for our patients. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2085 There's the Id, the Ego, and the Superego. Tell me which one is which? 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2086 You have 7 more minutes to justify your existence. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
2087 No, I wouldn't say that my services are on a strict hourly basis. 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
2088 My mother always wanted me to be a big-time therapist and, well... 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2089 The large clock helps my patients visualize a greater value for the hour spent with me, that and the ticking puts most of them to sleep so they leave feeling relaxed. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2090 Your think that’s big, just wait till you get my bill. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2091 You seem a little preoccupied with the time... 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2092 Tell me more about how your preoccupation with time began with these sessions. But do it in the next seven minutes. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2093 Gosh, where id the time go? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2094 we're all contestants on 'beat the clock.' 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
2095 Yes... I can see why the hour hand might have a complex. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2096 Well Donald I’m afraid your time is almost up. 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
2097 It means we have seven minutes left in this session. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2098 Yes indeed, I did switch back. Something about an analog clock just feels less intrusive in our digital world. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
2099 It helps me stay focused on what's important in these sessions. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2100 And how does it make you feel that my main incentive is to maximize billable hours? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2101 Well, that’s one man’s idea of the big time. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
2102 This session is not covered by your insurance plan! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2103 Keep talking , you have $107 left in this session 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2104 I can't tell you which patient gave it to me. Let's just say he's well known in the hip-hop community. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2105 I wanted the Jeopardy theme song. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2106 Looks like our time is up. Please tell me the last thing that came to mind and then get out." 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2107 My office used to be a train station. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2108 Why don’t the hands point at me? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2109 It helps me to focus on what really counts. 1.2111 0.04326 90 71 19 0
2110 Thanks for choosing Costco for your therapy. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2111 I know it's distracting, but the clocktower is rent controlled. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2112 Lately if feels like my life is just slipping away.... 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2113 Yes, it’s 7 minutes to 6pm. But what does that *mean* to you? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2114 We're three minutes into time-and-a-half. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2115 Our time’s almost up, but you still have two seconds for anything you’d like to share. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2116 Got to go, Jeopardy’s almost on 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
2117 And where would you say this phobia of time comes from? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2118 Yea, and wait until it strikes the hour! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
2119 You'll know when your time is up. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2120 Don’t pay attention. Its my coffee timer. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2121 Actually, now that you mention it, a lot of my patients do have a feeling of impending doom. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2122 I think my optometrist is not good. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2123 I see our time is about up . . . is there anything else? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2124 The matching chaise longue comes next week. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2125 Ignore that, I used to be the psychiatrist on a kids tv show 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2126 Take all the time left on the clock you need, Mr. Jones. We're going to get to the root of that anxiety today. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2127 Time is on your side. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2128 Time is not up. How does that make you feel? 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2129 Okay, okay, your life sucks, but I still have a dinner date. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2130 This is a guideline,not a rule. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2131 …and I’m hallucinating big time. 1.2100 0.05559 100 86 7 7
2132 And how do you feel about that? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2133 The problem is my wife keeps insisting that I have ADD. How much time do we have left? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2134 Does that say 1 O'clock? I can't see without my glasses. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2135 Clarity arrives at 6:00. 1.2100 0.05183 100 84 11 5
2136 I know you’re here for a gambling addiction, but I’ll bet you’ve never seen a clock that big. 1.2100 0.05374 100 85 9 6
2137 It keeps getting larger every time you lie to your therapist 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2138 Any particular reason you feel like life is passing you by? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2139 Our life would be easier if they eliminated daylight savings time. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2140 Isn't a Doomsday Clock a little on the nose? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2141 I just think it would have looked better on the outside of the building. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
2142 Just try to think of it as a wall decoration 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2143 Time is really on your side. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2144 A Broken Clock is Right Twice a Day 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2145 You seem to be obsessed with the time. Can you say more about that? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2146 It’s not passive or aggressive—it’s just a really big clock that says time’s UP! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2147 Well Mr Giuliani , it looks like your time is almost up 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2148 Oh,my next patient is Harold Lloyd 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
2149 You have 5 minutes left to talk about your mother. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
2150 I’ll give you extra time. You’re less depressing than the 6 o’clock news. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
2151 You wait until the last 7 minutes and 53 seconds to bring up your marital problems? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
2152 Time and tide wait for no shrink. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2153 I knew you were ready for the big time. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
2154 If you were a clock, which hand would you most identify with? The big hand? The little one? Both? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2155 I’m sorry but I just can’t find a pair of glasses that suit me. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2156 Time is money: that clock cost a bundle. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2157 We‘ve almost reached the end of today‘s lucid-dreaming session. You only had one nightmare when I mentioned my charge… 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2158 It’s like truth in advertising, the clock represents my hourly rate. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2159 The up arrow charts your payments. The down arrow is your progress. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2160 And why do you feel as though our time is up today? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2161 The drooping, Salvador Dali one was a bit much. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2162 Yup, time is important to both of us. Yours is about discussing your problems and mine is about making money off of your problems. 1.2088 0.05954 91 79 5 7
2163 It’s a subliminal way to let you know about my new hourly fee structure. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2164 And why exactly do you feel like time is flying by? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2165 Twelve is the witching hour; six is the bitching hour. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2166 Are we done yet? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2167 It keeps me from checking my watch all the time. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
2168 That’s right. I do bill by the hour. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2169 Small problems, small clocks - Big problems, big clocks! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2170 When your time is up, it plays 'My Melancholy Baby'" 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2171 When did this feeling of time running out start to afflict you? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2172 We try to include the Doomsday Clock. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2173 We have seven minutes to sort out if the voices in your head are roommates or squatters. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2174 I borrowed it from the Atomic Scientists. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2175 I’m afraid your incredible breakthrough will have to wait till next week… 1.2083 0.04718 120 101 13 6
2176 People used to seem skeptical whenever I said that our time was up. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
2177 Now you’re seeing things from others’ perspective - there’s mine. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2178 I hope you don’t have a fear of a giant clock falling on you because I put that up myself. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2179 Peter, time is NOT the issue… 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2180 You’ve got seven minutes left to spill your guts. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2181 It's five fifty-three P.M. Do you know where your inner children are? 1.2078 0.06225 77 66 6 5
2182 Oh my. Looks like we are out of time. Let’s pick up next week where you are just about to jump off the Empire State Building 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2183 I'm gaslighting you." 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
2184 It's about time. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
2185 It’s five fifty-three, there’s no one in the place, except you and me … 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2186 I think we made a real breakthrough today. By the way is that acid kicking in yet? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2187 Understood,Carl. But hands on your cock have nothing to do with the hands on the clock. Please put your pants on until next time. 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
2188 You needn't worry, Mr. VanBlinken. I'll let you know when our time is up. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2189 Why,yes. Harold Lloyd was my grandfather. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2190 I've made an accommodation for the anxiety you've expressed about the end of each session. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2191 Tell me more about why you get the sense that time is controlling your life. 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
2192 Well, I think we've just had a breakthrough - big time! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2193 Please try to relax. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2194 Evade all you like but remember: the big clock never stops. 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2195 No, I’m not looking at the clock. But if I was, how would that make you feel? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2196 What makes you feel that time is running out? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2197 The little hand is at your knee, so pause 'til next time and meantime let it be. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2198 The old clock was worse... it kept saying Koo-koo! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2199 That's your interpretation... but sometimes a big clock is just a big clock. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2200 I have to rent a scaffold twice a year to change the time. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2201 We analysts call that the 50 minute shrink hour. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2202 You should see my wallet! 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2203 Do I like being a psychotherapist? Yeah, big time. 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
2204 It reminds me that everything is relative. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
2205 So you were telling me about your fear of large hands 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
2206 I have a very big time problem 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2207 I’m aware of the time, and we have to end now 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2208 Since this is your first time here, let me point out that when you're in my recliner chair, things appear to be larger than they actually are. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2209 Seven minutes to a margarita. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2210 The clock tells me that you owe me another $300" 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2211 My problems always feel smaller after we talk them through. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2212 Now there can be no mistaking when this session is over. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2213 I give up—5:47? 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2214 Goodness, I was so unaware of what time it was! Session’s up. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2215 The pressure you're feeling is from your inner child. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2216 It's there to remind us of three things: we all die, our issues are ultimately such small things, and, finally, that we have seven minutes left in our session. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2217 Some of my patients were uncomfortable with what a small amount of time they had for each session. I hope that this change will put them more at ease. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2218 Just to remind you that if you don't overshare I won't overcharge 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2219 I have never seen a case of analog dysphoria as severe as yours. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2220 Your clock is lovely. But how would you feel about not counting each minute out loud? 1.2065 0.05473 92 78 9 5
2221 For the next two minutes block out all outside distractions and focus on your breath. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2222 I want you to elaborate on your obsession with time, but seeing as our hour is almost up, let’s talk about it at your next appointment. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2223 It was supposed to be digital 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2224 I don’t want to say that we’re on a time clock but…. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2225 You can regift it. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2226 You're getting better...stopped at only 2 1/2 minutes overtime. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2227 No, you're fine; Kong's watch runs a little fast. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2228 I say we try to focus on the moment. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2229 So, you feel like a ticking time bomb? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2230 Time doesn’t repeat itself, but it often has egomaniacal tendencies and extreme self important images. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2231 It doesn't look so much like a reminder of my impending and unavoidable doom at this size. It looks more like 5:53. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2232 We prefer to use free associations in our sessions. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2233 The end looms near.. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2234 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2235 Patients claimed I stared at the clock. Now everyone stares. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2236 Tempus? Fugit! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2237 I hope that’s not too distracting for you. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2238 Waiting for Godot 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2239 Do you remember when these feelings of dread about each passing second first started? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2240 Looks like our time is about up. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2241 On the bright side, I feel like time is on my side. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2242 We like to think of ourselves as the thinking man's Tick Talk 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2243 Doc , You've got too much time on your hands ! 1.2056 0.05268 107 92 8 7
2244 It's a takeoff on the doomsday clock only it's your remaining life." 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2245 This clock goes backwards in time. How does that make you feel? 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
2246 That's not the time WE have left; it's the time YOU have left. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2247 It's a Rorshclock test. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
2248 I find it speeds up my client's trust in me big time. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2249 When your office is behind the dial in a clock tower, you have to learn to read the face backward. Don’t worry - you still got about forty three minutes. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2250 Time is on your side this week, but don’t start feeling smug. I’m redecorating tomorrow. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
2251 When did you start to resent working overtime? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2252 When the clock strikes 6, you'll become a fully functioning person. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2253 You better talk fast. Happy Hour is almost over. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2254 This is what I meant by clear boundaries. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2255 That’s messed up, Mr. Hanson. Let’s just watch the clock until your appointment is over. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2256 It grows a millimeter each time a patient passes gas in that couch. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2257 You do know what they say about ‘Docs With Big Clocks’ don’t you? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2258 I always say to my patients only time will tell. And this clock is telling you our session is up for today. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2259 And how does it remind you of your mother? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2260 See what time is doing to you? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2261 Just concentrate on the big hand until it reaches $200 o'clock. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2262 Well we do find that it's helpful to leave at least five minutes to talk about your mother. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2263 Well, with the few minutes we have left, can you tell me why you’re obsessed with time? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2264 No cookies and milk, and we continue with your childhood until the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on the six. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2265 We have to move on Mr. Smith, there 8 minutes left on the meter. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2266 Does time REALLY tell? 1.2045 0.05636 88 75 8 5
2267 Let’s try not to obsess about your mortality for the next six minutes and fifty-six seconds, shall we? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2268 Actually it's three minutes slow. I'm afraid your time is up. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2269 It's normal-sized. I'm a shrink, remember? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2270 So sorry, I’ll have to charge you for the next half hour, I just totally lost track of the time 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2271 As you can see, that’s our time for the day 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2272 I find it helps stay on topic. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2273 No, not everything is phallic. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2274 We put it up there so you won't keep looking at your watch 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2275 Let's work with that, Mr. Hook; so you say tic-toc makes you feel anxious? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2276 And now, your mother. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2277 The hospital system that bought our facility has sort of a thing about appointments running over. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2278 Well, I see our time is almost up. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2279 I went big so you'll go home. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2280 It was $10 more and I thought to myself -why not! My time with my Client's are important. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2281 Time is just an illusion 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2282 To remind you to address your issues, big time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2283 Youve got about eight minutes 'til beer-thirty. Make 'em count. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2284 I just don't think I'm ready for the big time. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2285 Yes, I am your friend but 50 minutes is all you get. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2286 It wouldn't feel so long if you brought more interesting topics to discuss. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2287 No worries - if you've got the money, I've got the time. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2288 I had hopes for the extra two and a half minutes, but you're still just as wacko as ever. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2289 So you were telling me about your anxiety about time? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2290 I hate to wake him. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
2291 Looks like even your time is pretentious. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2292 Take your time until it's up in like seven minutes. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2293 I got it from The Big Frickin' Clock Store. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2294 ``Wake up! You've got eight minutes to say something interesting. Then I'm outta here.'' 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2295 6 minutes, 56 seconds to your apocalypse. Thoughts? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2296 Our hours are almost up. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2297 You have 7 minutes to get to the sex stuff. Hurry up! 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
2298 It’s your own personal doomsday clock. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2299 Yes. That’s our official clock. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2300 I think you meant to say, “I FEEL that it was an obnoxious purchase and complete waste of money.” 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2301 Well, I'll be darn. Our time is almost up. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2302 If time is so short,why does it take so long? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2303 Well, it looks like we've got a couple of minutes to discuss your generational trauma 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2304 Yes, you are right. There are 2700 seconds in each of our sessions. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2305 If you were the guy at the end of the auto commercials, that 7 minutes left would equate to 9,000 words. So get rolling! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2306 I can’t seem to find a big enough battery for it. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2307 I don't know why I ordered the big size, I really should ask my therapist. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2308 You are not my first patient to have an irrational fear of a clock falling on them. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2309 Wake up! That's PM, not AM. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2310 In about 7 minutes, you may want to hold on to something ! 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2311 And now let's talk about your time anxiety 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2312 It's part of my new mental health efficiency program. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2313 Well, Mr. Brenner, in seven minutes how about a stream-of-consciousness exercise? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2314 Hi. I'm Dr. Anna Logue. This clock reminds you when the session is over and to whom you make out the check. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2315 I’ve been thinking of adding a cash register chime for each tick of the second hand. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2316 You need to understand that in most relationships timing is everything. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2317 All my HMO patients get secondhand therapy. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2318 I don't think this will help cure my addiction to Tik Tok. 1.2021 0.05775 94 82 5 7
2319 I don't know, my decorator did it. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2320 You do realize you're billing me out at $5 per minute, right? 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2321 The ticking might be loud but when your time is up it's accurate. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2322 As you can see, it’s nearly penis o’clock. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2323 We either face that or we face the music 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2324 I can't have a breakthrough now. We only have seven minutes. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2325 Please focus on me, and stop worrying about how much this is costing per hour. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2326 There is no present like the time, and your time's nearly up. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2327 How do you feel about over-staying your session at the end of my difficult and challening day? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2328 It is not up to me regardless of whether you ruin your life or not 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2329 Sadly, my clock runneth over, too. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2330 Your troubles are almost over. We’re out of time! See? 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2331 In this case,time is on your side. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2332 I’ve been told I’m a big time psychologist 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
2333 That isn't for me. That is to help you how much time is left in your miserable existence. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2334 I'm trained to look at it as money. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
2335 I sense that my time is rapidly coming to a close, Dr Rorschach. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2336 You have just a few minutes left to figure out why time makes you so anxious. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2337 It's so important not to lose sight of our priorities. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
2338 It's as if I had a giant clock ticking over my head 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2339 Well, look at that our times up. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
2340 No, it's not just for you. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2341 Tempus fugit, except for now. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
2342 Your nap will be over in 7 minutes. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2343 Tic Toc! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2344 It helps to prevent stories from going on longer than necessary. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2345 It seems that we only have seven more minutes to resolve all of your issues. Let's hurry. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2346 In another seven minutes, you’ll be cured…for six days. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2347 We have to resolve this issue in 7 minutes 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2348 Just a subtle reminder that my life is also slipping away. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2349 No, sorry--discounts aren't available for solving your problems early. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2350 Time to wake up - our session is almost over. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2351 Just so you know, I really am a big time psychologist 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2352 Time and time again 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2353 Wake up, dickhead! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2354 You have 7 and 1/2 minutes left to convince me not to put you in the nut house. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2355 HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW ASSOCIATIONS CLOCK? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2356 I wish we had more ti... 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2357 This clock is fast; I am sorry, we are running out of time and this session will end in 1 minute. 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2358 My Freudian colleagues laughed when I asked for a big clock. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2359 It’s your time, yes, but as your therapist, I see dozing past your fifty-minute deadline as hostile. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
2360 No pressure, but you're running out of time to fix your life. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2361 So you feel more of a connection with the second hand. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2362 You betcha I’m a big time shrink. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2363 Yes, it’s a big wall clock but still not as big as your ego. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2364 I got it from the “my hour can’t be up already” store. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
2365 I know you said you're on the clock, but. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2366 Well our time is almost up, and at 6 o’clock you’ll be on the big clock for billing purposes.” 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2367 Big clock? Oh my, I guess you're right---I never noticed. Anyway, let's get back to your feelings of your observations not getting much attention. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2368 Well, that’s our time 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2369 Our session is almost over. I suggest you slowly wake up before the alarm goes off. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2370 we still keep running over. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2371 Ordered it online. Who'd think it wouldn't be normal size? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2372 No pressure, but when the big hand touches the twelve, your 'time' is up 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2373 Let's pick up where we left off , with your inflated sense of time and your deflated libido. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2374 You finally hit the big time. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
2375 Do you want to start, or should I? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2376 If this increases your anxiety, blame it on your cheap HMO. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2377 It was specifically designed for big moments. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2378 As a step in our developing trust in our relationship, I can assure you we'll always give you the time of day. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2379 Tell me a little bit more about your father, er, clock. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2380 I do existential therapy. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2381 I think you're finally ready for the big time. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2382 oh, it's the doomsday clock but we have 7 minutes 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2383 Dr. I see you have alot of time on your hands! Do you have any time for me? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2384 I notice you're focused on the time. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2385 At six sharp you'll have to share the couch with my next client. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2386 You are, somehow, getting very sleepy. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2387 everything comes in its time 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2388 Your life is a mess, big time. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2389 We're in the process of replacing the numbers with dollar signs. Thoughts? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2390 If you fancy stretching out the session, try gazing mindfully at the minute hand... 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2391 Guessing you want this to end as much as I do. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2392 What makes you think your time is running out? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2393 So, Mr. Jones, exactly when would you say that these symptoms of obsessive compulsive disorder began to present themselves? … Oh, at about 5:50 PM, just before I laid down here and noticed how crooked your diplomas are on the wall. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2394 For your remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds, let’s discuss your anxiousness. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2395 Sorry, I think you were saying something about being ignored? Is that a feeling you've had since childhood or something more recent? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2396 You’re right. It’s 5:00 somewhere but not here. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2397 You can stop staring and start talking...you've missed Happy Hour. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2398 As Chet delivered his election monologue in therapy, his psychiatrist mentally cast their vote for the session to end sooner rather than later. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2399 How about we quit early for a 7.5% discount? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2400 Have you heard a word I’ve said? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2401 Tell me more about this massive clock face you perceive on my wall. If it begins to melt, then what ails you is a case of acute surrealism. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2402 Nap time over 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2403 These Rorschach’s are getting a little leading, don’t you think? 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2404 Does this correlate to the doomsday clock or is it on its own time line? 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2405 I still don’t understand why I don’t get the full hour 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2406 Our time is about up...." 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2407 You’re bringing me down big time! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2408 It’s 5:52pm. How does that make you feel? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2409 Hurry up. The game's about to start. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
2410 My marketing team calls it 'my time is your time'. Oh, and we now bill you by the minute. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
2411 Keep talking, I'm just checking how long until this is over. 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2412 Trust me, it's the only way to cure you of Chronophobia. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2413 Kinda makes you think about the Doomsday Calendar. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2414 I opted for a big clock, to be in sync with your therapy bill. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2415 My mother was also heavy handed 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2416 Live in the moment. Now this one. Now this next one. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2417 I'm a psychologist, yes, but with ADHD, of course I need a big clock. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2418 What Emoji best represents how you are feeling? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2419 So how long have you been feeling like you just don’t have enough time to get things done? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2420 I put the big one up for my terminal patients. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2421 Really?! You see your mother? Tell me more… 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2422 To be fully transparent you should know we're approaching $300. And feel free to ask me any other questions. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2423 A little reminder that time is precious! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2424 yeah, the ticking will drive you crazy 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2425 Why do you think it's stuck on 6:53. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2426 By the end of our session, you will be fully erect. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2427 I just don't want you to go over this time. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2428 “Thought you wouldn’t mind if Big Ben chimed in at the top of the hour.” 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2429 I charge by the second now. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2430 No, I dont believe time is on my side! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2431 I found it on TIK TOC. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2432 The clock is ticking, whether we choose to pay attention to it or not. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2433 We’re here to find out what makes you tick. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2434 I see all time's almost up. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2435 Well, Mr. Seidner, this session is over, but we'll continue working on your time anxiety again next week, in about 166 hours, 53 minutes. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2436 You have about three minutes left before my interest wanes. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2437 I don’t mean to sound apocalyptic, Mr. Sherman, but I’ve booked your mother at 6. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2438 I can see our time is up. Can you hold that thought until next week? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2439 The big hand says that we’ll pick this up next session. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2440 Okay FINE let’s talk about the clock in the room, IM SORRY I mistook feet for inches, it was 5 in the morning I was VERY tired and it was non-returnable- but everyone makes mistakes and let’s not forget that’s why you’re here Jim. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2441 I know that in our consult you said time heals all wounds but for $400/hour I didn't think you'd be quite so literal about it. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2442 My clients seem to want more for their money...this is my solution! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2443 Our session ends when the clock strikes you. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2444 I’m afraid we only have 7 minutes to wrap up a lifetime of unresolved issues. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2445 It’s six minutes later than the last time you asked me. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2446 It's supposed to distract you from watching me write notes about your behavior. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2447 Patients usually feel more at ease knowing I'm not just some small time therapist. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2448 Choose any happy place you like, so long as it comes with incessant, thunderous ticking. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2449 Do you have the time? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2450 We have a tremendous amount of time, so let’s start with all your problems! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2451 So, are you saying I need to spring forward or fall back? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2452 Time to tell me about your Mother. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2453 Time to wake up before you hear the hour chime... 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2454 Your time is almost up. Any last words?? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2455 Flava Flav was a former client 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2456 So why do YOU think you always feel so small? 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2457 That was a very productive session. Are you feeling anxious at all as the time approaches? " -Um, no, why? "Because you're afraid of 6" -I said I'm afraid of 'sex' 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2458 My parents told me they used to use this thing to tell time. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2459 Just try to be present 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2460 It was a gift from my mother-in-law 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
2461 I find this is especially helpful for my longer-winded clients. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
2462 This is a new version of the Rorschach inkblot test. What do you see when you look at the clock? 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
2463 It will help you process time! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2464 Of course I wish we could keep talking. Why do you ask? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2465 Nah...who's counting? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2466 You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older, and now you're even older... 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
2467 Some say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but I think face is. Your face indicates to me that you're nearly out of time. I'm so sorry Bill. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
2468 If you keep time in perspective, a few minutes can feel like a lifetime…. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
2469 Hour is up. 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2470 You now have 7 minutes and 30 seconds left, now you have 7 minutes and 20 seconds left, you now have ... 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2471 Your time is almost up. Have you prepared a will? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2472 Just a small reminder that I charge by the hour. 1.1959 0.05412 97 84 7 6
2473 Try to free yourself from the burden of time for the remaining 6 minutes and 57 seconds. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2474 Sometimes I just ask, “Y.” 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2475 I get it, its a 50 minute hour 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2476 I’m just not sure I’m ready for the big time. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2477 But where would that sense of inadequacy come from? 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2478 Its small arm indicates that your feet, rather than your head, are the problem. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2479 I told you I felt stuck in a moment; I didn’t expect you to show me exactly which one. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2480 I see our time is almost up. As do you. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2481 Holy shit, that's a big clock. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2482 Tell me more. I’ve got all the time in the world. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2483 Some people feel like they get more for their money this way. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2484 Oh, let's not focus on the time. Let's talk about your obsession with death. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2485 Oops, I am on overtime now. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2486 Well,I see from the clock on the wall 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2487 Your wife was in here last hour and said the clock read 4:53. What time do you think it is, Hal? 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2488 It's a big time for you. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
2489 Your breakthrough will have to wait till our next session. More importantly, your car will be towed from our lot in 7 minutes. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2490 Well, that's all the time we'll ever have. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2491 Time is money. Want to make sure you are using yours wisely. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2492 I would suggest a wristwatch instead. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2493 We gotta wrap this up in 7 minutes before the bells go off" 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2494 He misunderstood when i said i like it big. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2495 Something about this room just makes me feel like I have more time 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2496 A few things a psychiatrist never lets you forget… 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2497 Doc thought the clock read 5:53, while Patient thought the clock read 5:54. The argument lasted forty-seven seconds and ended in murder. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2498 Since Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, clocks have become fashionably larger. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2499 Confronting Horrorology head on… 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2500 Of course I wonder what time it is in Tokyo 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2501 This should help with your nervous tic. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2502 I know you're stressed about only having 6 minutes left but I can give you a prescription for that too. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2503 Let's see…Are you a 5:52 or an 8-to-6 type? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2504 It makes the 50-minute sessions seem longer. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2505 Why do you always feel rushed? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2506 I dunno Dr Miller, it’s like time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking…into the future. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2507 It’s an egghead timer” 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2508 As you can see, I'M the one with issues. We discussed that and the discount that comes with it. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2509 It's time to seek professional help 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2510 It can’t be that common, even the clock can get it up 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2511 Look at time. In less than ten minutes we will be using the new fee schedule. Lucky me. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2512 In our session last week you lamented that it triggers you when I look at my watch. Oh, looks like our time is up. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2513 I just don’t understand this TikTok thing 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2514 The clock says it's time to get your Crocs off my couch. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2515 So...what does it do? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2516 My patients who know how to read it can't do so when it's any smaller. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2517 Oh, I'm sorry...I was so focused on your problems I barely noticed the time. And...it's up! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2518 Clock ? What clock ? Tell me more. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2519 Sometimes a massive clock is just a massive clock.” 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2520 When did time management first become overwhelming to you? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2521 I thought it might be neat to have a giant clock. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2522 I feel like I can hear my life tick tocking away 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2523 Girth notwithstanding love, I’d say time is on my side. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
2524 Patient: It’s right there! The clock is right there! Therapist: No, I don’t see it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2525 Forty-eight... forty-nine... FIFTY! 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
2526 When the big penis is on the 12,… 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
2527 It used to be a cuckoo clock! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
2528 Oh, that. My office choices were either this old clock tower or a closet. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2529 You know, frequent glancing at the clock is a classic sign of resistance. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2530 As you can see, we're almost out of time and we still haven't talked about your relationship with your mother. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2531 Contrary to what you see, I don't think time is on your side. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2532 You know what they say about therapists with big clocks... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2533 Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. I think you might have a fear of time. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2534 Call me old-fashioned, but I find analog clocks more relaxing. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2535 Tick tock can become addictive and in some cases, hypnotic. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2536 The big hour glass broke and smothered a client with sand. This is more subtle, don’t you think? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2537 Since you won’t relax, let’s try holding your breath for as long as possible. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2538 We are not going past 6pm today, Robert! I paid a lot for that new clock, Robert! Robert? This is not funny, Robert. Wake UP Robert! 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2539 Your hour's over... that'll be $300 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2540 It’s for my more myopic patients. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2541 Relax, you are getting charged per hour, not per second. We will have another session to treat your anxiety... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2542 Really, no rush. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2543 I found this to be much more effective than saying “ Our time is just about up” 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2544 Oh don't mind that, that's just my doomsday clock 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2545 Actually many of my patients have a feeling of impending doom. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2546 I got this clock second hand. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2547 I didn't like it at first, but it grows on you. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2548 You can go ahead and add ‘fear of clocks’ to the list. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2549 I feel like it’s not on my side. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2550 In case you hadn't noticed, our time is almost up. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2551 I'm diagnosing you with Thanatophobia, and ironically, your time has run out. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2552 It helps put my bill in perspective. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2553 And you're sure meeting in this clock tower will help my fear of heights?" "Yes, big time. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2554 And that’s when she realized it was time to retire. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2555 Did you hear "sex" or "six?" 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2556 Does such a big clock give you feelings of inadequacy? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2557 OK. I guess I'm like the hour hand. Getting shorter, moving slowly and no one's got my number. 1.1928 0.05803 83 72 6 5
2558 If only all my patients had narcolepsie… 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
2559 mere minutes to go before our hard stop and the end of your expensive nap. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2560 Correct. It is indeed for my own boundary issues. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2561 Seems we've gone over. I'm going to forget everything you said for the last 2-1/2 minutes. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2562 I’m still trying to figure out this rorschach test 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2563 You got seven minutes to produce the last three personalities.............! 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
2564 So neither of us forget that talk is not cheap! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2565 This helps me pick up the kids on time. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2566 You’ve got big time issues. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2567 For some reason I just can’t stop feeling like time is just passing me by 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2568 You know, clients hardly ever ask why it’s there 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2569 Believe me, you will know when your time is up. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2570 What do you think has motivated this new interest in Tik Tok? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2571 Well it looks like we have to stop. Your insurance only covers 52 minute and 4 second appointments. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2572 Yes we have hit the hour. It just runs slow. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2573 Let's talk about your willingness to ignore the obvious. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2574 Because they’re not making any more of it. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2575 Let me remind you, Ted, of our previous discussions about not bringing up anything important this late in the hour. Unlike your ex-wife I will not fall for your manipulative hostage taking. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2576 Hold that thought. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2577 It's to remind patients of the inexorable march of time into the kingdom of death. So, would you like a tea or something? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2578 No, keep going. You have another 52 seconds! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2579 Too much? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2580 You're right. Thank God your time is almost up. That sucker is loud. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2581 Every minute in therapy is important, you know 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2582 It's not your penial dysmorphia. It's just a big clock. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2583 Will your marriage survive? Only time will tell. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2584 You have seven minutes to get off that couch. Then I call security. Mr. Musk? MISTER MUSK! 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
2585 No chance of us going over your allotted time! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2586 I just feel like nobody values time with me 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2587 Well frankly, most of my male patients do see it that way. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2588 Where do you see yourself in five hours? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2589 Any gripping insight now gets you into bonus time. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2590 What part of "we need to stop now" don't you understand? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2591 And how do you feel about the time running out? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2592 Do you feel like the big hand or the small hand? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2593 One aspect of the therapeutic contract is particularly important 1.1910 0.05507 89 77 7 5
2594 Congratulations! You have made some big time progress here. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2595 And how long have clocks made you nervous? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2596 It was just a tiny Apple Watch when I first planted it. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2597 But Ronald, in your current position, you can't turn back the hands of time. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2598 Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$Z$ 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2599 So, you see a clock? That is some powerful OCD. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2600 Yes, on this big clock your session is an extra 2 minutes and 3 seconds! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2601 That's just there so you know when to get to the point. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2602 If you squint really hard, it's not so menacing. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2603 Try being less square. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2604 I think this is more awkward than just telling me times up... 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2605 So, it looks like we're coming to the end of our time, any last wishes? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2606 It avoids the akward moment of saying "your time ia up". 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2607 Time is relative, and I know how much you hate your relatives. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2608 I'm amazed how many of my clients have time anxiety." 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2609 Next week, we'll work on not being intimidated by deadlines. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2610 Tell me about your unhappy childhood until the clock strikes six. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2611 Take comfort in the fact that we all feel the pressures of time looming over us. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2612 I'd hate to be a buzz-beater, but the clock is winding down. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2613 Well, have we determined who is making dinner tonight? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2614 $300/hour? So I spent $250 just on introductions? 1.1900 0.05260 100 87 7 6
2615 No, I don’t mean for you to feel rushed. You have a full seven minutes more. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2616 So, the psilocybin is making you envision a gigantic clock? Interesting 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2617 Sorry, but we’ve over run by 7 minutes. They fitted my new window clock the wrong way round. 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
2618 Your 7 minutes in heaven start now. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2619 That's the Freudian minute hand 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2620 You’re big time depressed.” 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2621 No, when I say “remember the time,” I’m asking about your childhood. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2622 Well, actually, I didn't ask for a giant 'clock', but I probably shouldn't tell you what I really said 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2623 It reflects my hourly rate better 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2624 I have a feeling your hourly rate is going to be huge 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2625 Actually the seconds are the scariest 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2626 TimeOnYourHandsTherapy.com just sort of came to me. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2627 Your time management problem is not going to get smaller. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2628 You know, when I' m with boring people like you, that clock just seems to stop." 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2629 Yeah, that clock was a gift from the psychiatric association. Its size makes me a little crazy. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2630 This isn't what I meant by "face time". 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2631 Cuckoo,Cuckoo,Cuckoo 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2632 Why do you think you're fixated on getting older? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2633 I'll give you the quick version: He kills his father and has sex with his mother. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2634 Why, yes. Now that you mention it your hour is almost up. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2635 Yes, the clock is larger. But not the amount of time we have. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2636 Try summarizing your Mommy issues. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2637 Ah so that’s what you meant when you said you were a Big Time therapist 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2638 Michael, you seem to be fixated on the slow, inexorable march of time leading to the inevitable heat death of the universe. Why do you think that is? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2639 Patients complained that the cuckoo clock was too invasive." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2640 Try not to focus so much on your mortality. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2641 To test ones sanity Dr. Harmon asks a patient to tell the time. If the patient looks at the clock and starts telling it their problems, she knows she has a lot of work to do. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2642 But doctor, I'm not ready to face the hand I've been dealt. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2643 Now I get how big the whole Tik Tok thing has gotten! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2644 Maybe you're just not ready for the big time. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2645 Yes. 7 minutes to cocktails... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2646 Don’t worry about the time . . . that’s my job! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2647 May I get a reset on the clock please? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2648 Let’s go back to your earliest memory of feeling that sense of time pressure. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2649 It's to remind you how valuable my time is. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2650 Well, I see that everyone's time is just about up. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2651 DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU. IT STOPPED WORKING YESTERDAY. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2652 We'll just have to pick up on your deepest fears next week 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2653 Therapist: “You are getting very slee-… wait - you’re already asleep!?” 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2654 Don’t mind the clock. That’s just to remind me when our session is up. - 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2655 It’s because I’m a big time therapist. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2656 Oh darn, look at that—our time is up. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2657 I charge by the second. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2658 Just to be clear, its $5 per minute. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2659 Relax. Don't think about my hourly rate. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2660 Let's explore the age old question of why you want to throw the clock out the window. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2661 Is Flavor Flav in the room with us right now? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2662 It’s the only real tool we psychotherapists have to prevent us from going stark raving mad ourselves; and, your time is up for today. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2663 It's come in very handy ever since I started charging by the second. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2664 It's a small world after all. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2665 My time is valuable. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2666 The American Psychological Association frowns on cuckoo clocks. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2667 Now, imagine what it would be like if YOU had three hands. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2668 Of course I'm listening to you, why would you say I'm just watching the clock? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2669 It was a gift from the medical insurance industry. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2670 What time is it honey? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2671 Yeah, the Prime Minister had to start renting out the inside due to inflation. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2672 Tell me how you feel about the inexorable march of time. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2673 Oh that. I'm paranoid about time. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2674 I just feel like I’m running out of time Doc” “Yes, but you didn’t need to bring it in 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2675 No, it's not a clock. It's a measure of how quickly my bank account is growing. Thank you for your participation! 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
2676 Cain,we finished five minutes ago,can you hold on to that thought about murdering your brother til next week? 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2677 It’s almost time we stop. You’ve only a few more minutes to learn helplessness. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2678 Remember to live in the moment, Henry. Times up! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2679 The hour-hand reminds you of your issue? 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2680 At 6 AM you have to put on your pants. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2681 I need to change the battery. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2682 Nap time is included in your fee. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2683 [No caption needed!] 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2684 You better wrap it up. We're on time and a half now. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2685 I've got problems doc...big time! 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2686 It’s true, it keeps on ticking, but you’re the first one who’s actually licked it. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
2687 No, it just falls on you when you're done. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2688 It’s actually a tiny clock. You’re just a really boring patient. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
2689 Your insurer sent it as a reminder. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2690 It's meant to provoke guilt. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2691 The Hands were designed by Salvador Dali. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2692 TikTok TickTock Boom 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2693 We do seem to get more done now... 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2694 It helps to drive home the point that my fees by the hour have been subjected to inflation too. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2695 I got sick of people asking how much time is left. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2696 It was offered to me by a grateful chronomentrophobia patient. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75