Contest #879 Summary

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Number of captions	7046
Number of responses	1119122
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	It started when Hell froze over	1.7628	0.02141	1311	586	450	275
1	How he keeps mixing up Shalom and Slalom is beyond me.	1.7336	0.01377	3393	1664	969	760
2	John 3:16 still the time to beat!	1.7293	0.01308	3823	1908	1042	873
3	Yeah, I know. His Dad owns the place.	1.7209	0.01318	3644	1804	1053	787
4	OMG Hell must have frozen over.	1.7171	0.01400	3319	1681	896	742
5	This is the only elevation that still gets real snow.	1.7143	0.01424	2951	1425	944	582
6	Yes, there is golf as well.	1.7122	0.01327	3124	1438	1147	539
7	Talk about a leap of faith.	1.7121	0.02079	1358	650	449	259
8	You’d think he’d wear a helmet this time	1.7102	0.01365	3206	1556	1023	627
9	Most folks opt for wings.	1.7059	0.01301	3308	1555	1171	582
10	He’s actually not dead..yet.	1.7048	0.01386	3086	1505	987	594
11	It’s not what most people expect God to look like, I know	1.7029	0.01395	3184	1599	932	653
12	Something our marketing team came up with. Extreme Afterlife.	1.7028	0.01548	2503	1233	781	489
13	He doesn't yet know that he is approaching his final gate.	1.6946	0.01372	3117	1535	999	583
14	So much for death-defying.	1.6938	0.01156	4585	2321	1347	917
15	The last run of the day is always a killer	1.6873	0.01382	3131	1578	954	599
16	There's no snow where he's going.	1.6817	0.01359	3192	1610	988	594
17	You won’t see that in hell.	1.6806	0.01312	3331	1657	1081	593
18	Technically not a miracle, but he finds it way more fun than WALKING on water.	1.6785	0.01977	1490	750	469	271
19	Looks like he missed his last gate.	1.6773	0.01552	2324	1146	782	396
20	Behold the slippery slope.	1.6713	0.01351	3161	1602	996	563
21	He'll be penalized for missing this gate.	1.6698	0.01352	3104	1562	1005	537
22	He’ll qualify when he hits the tree.	1.6664	0.01998	1460	750	447	263
23	He’s got on way too many layers for where he’s going.	1.6640	0.01258	3747	1952	1102	693
24	Here comes another one. Bless them. They think they'll make that jump every time.	1.6628	0.01827	1637	816	557	264
25	And here I always thought it was a stairway to Heaven.	1.6608	0.02111	1253	634	410	209
26	If he sticks the landing, he can stay.	1.6506	0.01424	2788	1445	872	471
27	That sport has been great for business.	1.6494	0.01433	2724	1407	865	452
28	Welcome to Heaven. It's all downhill from up here.	1.6483	0.01576	2255	1167	714	374
29	We're the only place that can afford to host the Winter Olympics.	1.6436	0.01513	2458	1285	764	409
30	Well, they do say fresh powder is heaven.	1.6396	0.01422	2633	1346	890	397
31	The fourth member of your party is arriving any second now.	1.6375	0.01402	2797	1459	893	445
32	That’s our premium level.	1.6349	0.01314	3117	1615	1025	477
33	Another perk of Heaven. No snowboarders allowed.	1.6304	0.01341	3103	1651	948	504
34	Oh, that person is a Unitarian. Unitarians have a different process.	1.6288	0.01389	2969	1606	859	504
35	Oh that's the-agony-of-defeat guy. God gave him a free pass.	1.6225	0.01334	3139	1693	938	508
36	Even before he arrived he was going downhill fast.	1.6205	0.01412	2714	1444	856	414
37	There's always someone who tries to skip the line.	1.6199	0.01315	3060	1612	999	449
38	God shows up in mysterious ways.	1.6197	0.02080	1249	665	394	190
39	Moses is back from the mountaintop.	1.6182	0.01326	3182	1729	939	514
40	He signed up for pre-check.	1.6017	0.01508	2370	1298	718	354
41	As you can see,lift passes are included	1.5942	0.02162	1072	574	359	139
42	Heaven can wait but apparently Bob can’t.	1.5878	0.02482	854	473	260	121
43	He preferred those to wings.	1.5866	0.01509	2189	1185	724	280
44	He has an E-ZPass.	1.5807	0.01604	1920	1045	635	240
45	This is his last resort.	1.5773	0.01282	3757	2290	765	702
46	Hold it! I thought we got wings.	1.5701	0.01702	1740	973	542	225
47	I’m not sure. It could be the father or the son.	1.5680	0.01753	1766	1025	479	262
48	Plenty of time for hobbies you couldn’t afford on earth here	1.5619	0.01817	1477	825	474	178
49	That's the third time this week. Looks like they switched the Heaven's Gate trail sign with Devil's Run again.	1.5603	0.01851	1517	874	436	207
50	Unfortunately, Larry went downhill very quickly.	1.5537	0.01921	1378	795	403	180
51	We had a typo in our ad… it was supposed to say “shalom."	1.5532	0.01714	2041	1271	411	359
52	When they said there is more than one way to get into Heaven, that's what they meant.	1.5468	0.01863	1399	800	433	166
53	The chosen few get unlimited season passes.”	1.5439	0.01711	2166	1406	342	418
54	We also have pickleball.	1.5431	0.01641	1950	1161	519	270
55	His last words were, “Hey, watch this!”	1.5429	0.01811	1630	978	419	233
56	Must be The Pope	1.5416	0.02204	1095	657	283	155
57	Oh those Scandinavians know how to make a grand entrance	1.5405	0.02113	1110	647	326	137
58	He died doing what he loved.	1.5383	0.02047	1202	708	341	153
59	She's overdressed for where she's headed.	1.5360	0.01771	1873	1186	370	317
60	He's having the time of his afterlife.	1.5277	0.01922	1499	936	335	228
61	His dad owns the place.	1.5272	0.01902	1599	1019	317	263
62	He's French, he's good-looking ... you know sometimes the restrictions just don't apply.	1.5245	0.02180	1001	589	299	113
63	Those damn Norwegians!	1.5241	0.02266	1038	641	250	147
64	Oh dear God, another novice on a black diamond slope!	1.5195	0.02412	820	487	240	93
65	He checked in online.	1.5177	0.01890	1437	882	366	189
66	Heaven is being able to do the things you always wanted to do in life, but never did.	1.5138	0.02340	872	523	250	99
67	He thinks he missed that tree.	1.5120	0.02100	1209	761	277	171
68	There are loopholes we couldn't have foreseen.	1.5118	0.02239	932	556	275	101
69	He still won’t wear a helmet.	1.5106	0.02117	1326	877	221	228
70	On the seventh day, He skis.	1.5097	0.02310	981	615	232	134
71	He is in our special rewards program.	1.5077	0.02319	908	555	245	108
72	It's not the first gate he's missed.	1.5071	0.02059	1195	742	300	153
73	Yes: a laudable effort, but we keep sending him back to Hell anyway.	1.5059	0.02312	931	575	241	115
74	He'll be here soon.	1.5047	0.02355	856	520	240	96
75	We have pickleball too.	1.5037	0.02154	1090	680	271	139
76	Yeah, Betty White pretty much does whatever she wants around here.	1.5035	0.02290	1140	764	178	198
77	And you’ll never have to wait for a ski lift again…	1.5023	0.02344	884	544	236	104
78	This has been happening ever since hell froze over.	1.5004	0.02194	1135	735	232	168
79	He’s gotten much better at avoiding trees since he arrived up here.	1.5000	0.02370	846	518	233	95
80	I guess Hell finally did freeze over.	1.4974	0.03675	378	239	90	49
81	Damned atheist!	1.4951	0.02556	818	529	173	116
82	Welcome to après-life.	1.4950	0.02355	1002	659	190	153
83	Skiers, sure. But never a snowboarder.	1.4917	0.02929	539	331	151	57
84	Those Giant Slalom skiers are always getting the gates mixed up!	1.4899	0.02726	592	358	178	56
85	Well, now you know. On the seventh day, He skis.	1.4894	0.02489	895	593	166	136
86	Most people die on this side of the gate.	1.4894	0.02731	705	457	151	97
87	Things were much worse when we were near an airport.	1.4890	0.02602	730	462	179	89
88	We ask all our guests to take a leap of faith	1.4887	0.02320	929	591	222	116
89	I guess hell froze over”	1.4842	0.02498	855	562	172	121
90	‘“Someone’s always trying to avoid Judgment Day.”	1.4821	0.02585	728	463	179	86
91	Ah, the Big Guy is getting back from vacation.	1.4819	0.02488	857	564	173	120
92	That run is called Heaven’s Gate	1.4810	0.02529	788	509	179	100
93	The rules are slightly different in the Olympic years.	1.4794	0.02607	680	426	182	72
94	It's his last run.	1.4791	0.02557	716	451	187	78
95	No, sorry. To have access to the resort you need to buy Heaven+	1.4785	0.02587	790	522	158	110
96	Drama queen incoming	1.4780	0.02816	615	394	148	73
97	He's way overdressed for where he's headed.	1.4752	0.02512	808	529	174	105
98	He should be joining you in line shortly.	1.4746	0.02556	769	501	171	97
99	He always misses the gates.	1.4744	0.02601	702	448	175	79
100	He's here on an athletic scholarship.	1.4740	0.02499	787	509	183	95
101	Jumping the line is a mortal sin.	1.4725	0.02667	673	432	164	77
102	Ah, the prodigal son returns; just in time for dinner.	1.4704	0.02682	642	408	166	68
103	I was hoping global warming would put a stop to this.	1.4704	0.02789	591	375	154	62
104	Before you enter, we ask that you sign this waiver acknowledging that Heaven is not responsible for any injuries sustained while participating in our various activities...	1.4699	0.02937	515	323	142	50
105	I know, I know...they believe they've skipped the line, but we decide where they land.	1.4697	0.02589	726	471	169	86
106	We have all sports here; except golf—that’s downstairs.	1.4690	0.02808	710	487	113	110
107	He won't need that scarf where he's going.	1.4683	0.02635	709	463	160	86
108	Fear not. We have badminton.	1.4679	0.02681	624	394	168	62
109	We've been having this problem ever since Hell froze over.	1.4672	0.02722	717	483	133	101
110	Gravity hits you a little differently up here	1.4668	0.02843	512	315	155	42
111	You can ski in but you can't ski out.	1.4663	0.02558	712	457	178	77
112	She got the season pass.	1.4658	0.02952	541	349	132	60
113	Next time get the all-access lift pass - it comes with Pearly Gates Pre-Check.	1.4651	0.02954	501	315	139	47
114	He never skated through life either.	1.4636	0.03003	453	279	138	36
115	He has been to the mountaintop.	1.4615	0.02521	676	425	190	61
116	God alps those who alp themselves.	1.4611	0.03092	488	316	119	53
117	He missed the final gate!	1.4602	0.02645	691	454	156	81
118	That feeling when you get the Wordle in one try…	1.4590	0.02994	536	352	122	62
119	No worries. He’ll be disqualified for missing a gate.	1.4578	0.02683	664	436	152	76
120	Well, it looks like Hell finally froze over.	1.4576	0.02970	590	400	110	80
121	We ran out of wings	1.4567	0.02685	646	421	155	70
122	Heaven. No lift lines and powder every day.	1.4562	0.02772	662	446	130	86
123	He's dressed way too hot for where he's going when they catch him.	1.4556	0.02793	586	380	145	61
124	Apparently we had an auto correct issue with “shalom” to “slalom”.	1.4552	0.03997	290	189	70	31
125	Why yes, everyone does get to choose what his or her version of heaven looks like!	1.4551	0.02728	602	388	154	60
126	Wings are just one of several options.	1.4550	0.02751	622	408	145	69
127	There’s a catch; the hang time is eternal.	1.4549	0.02747	587	377	153	57
128	At least all the golfers are in hell.	1.4534	0.03245	494	337	90	67
129	Wrong kind of lift ticket.	1.4531	0.03149	426	270	119	37
130	If she sticks the landing she’s in.	1.4522	0.02650	617	395	165	57
131	I'm afraid there's no snow where he's going.	1.4516	0.02702	671	449	141	81
132	For some it’s a slalom occasion.	1.4516	0.02831	609	407	129	73
133	That method of entry is outlined in one of the more obscure books of the Old Testament.	1.4508	0.02987	508	331	125	52
134	These winter sports enthusiasts, tbey’re always searching for a higher powder.	1.4502	0.02860	622	423	118	81
135	Yes, there are alternate routes.	1.4492	0.02571	630	400	177	53
136	Heaven hasn't been the same since Vail bought it	1.4491	0.02856	599	402	125	72
137	And there goes King Slalomon.	1.4486	0.02749	622	412	141	69
138	That landing will be hell.	1.4484	0.02855	591	395	127	69
139	Don’t mind him. He's just Norwegian.	1.4475	0.02765	552	353	151	48
140	He doesn't know it, but this is his last run	1.4463	0.03031	540	366	107	67
141	That's nothing. You should see him on water.	1.4458	0.03042	489	321	118	50
142	Some of us did not die from natural causes.	1.4457	0.02594	635	409	169	57
143	Yes,but our usual policy is to wait for all members of your party to arrive.	1.4449	0.02892	508	327	136	45
144	He says he’s going to ski as much as possible before his wife gets here.	1.4447	0.03194	488	332	95	61
145	Yep, he walks on water; skis if it's frozen.	1.4446	0.03024	560	385	101	74
146	Yes, unfortunately it's all downhill from here...	1.4427	0.02782	585	386	139	60
147	Yeah, pretty much all the Norwegians get straight in.	1.4423	0.03316	477	332	79	66
148	God only knows if he’ll stick the landing	1.4417	0.02801	600	402	131	67
149	He has no problems with the red and blue gates but keeps missing the Pearly ones.	1.4408	0.03144	490	332	100	58
150	Skis on air, walks on water, always something with that guy	1.4406	0.03108	522	359	96	67
151	Up here it’s not exactly death defying.	1.4404	0.02983	554	378	108	68
152	The wall was a stupid idea.	1.4395	0.03153	471	316	103	52
153	Let's just say he didn’t stick the landing.	1.4393	0.03292	412	272	99	41
154	Don't mind him. He has a season's pass.	1.4393	0.02945	535	358	119	58
155	He thought he could beat the avalanche!	1.4392	0.03404	378	248	94	36
156	Some never earn wings.	1.4389	0.02923	606	422	102	82
157	There's not much snow where that downhill ends.	1.4386	0.03156	440	289	109	42
158	"He's trying to earn his wings."	1.4386	0.03012	456	294	124	38
159	The conditions are Heavenly.	1.4383	0.02818	543	355	138	50
160	Spoiler alert. He doesn't stick the landing.	1.4374	0.02839	583	393	125	65
161	Not to worry..where he's going there's no snow.	1.4370	0.03155	476	322	100	54
162	Hell must have frozen over	1.4356	0.03038	489	326	113	50
163	She bought a chairlift to heaven.	1.4351	0.03195	416	272	107	37
164	Yes, the Caption Contests are getting more difficult.	1.4348	0.03289	506	362	68	76
165	Looks like good form, but who am I to judge?	1.4346	0.02867	520	341	132	47
166	Not everyone dies in their sleep.	1.4344	0.02986	488	322	120	46
167	Apparently, hell has finally frozen over.	1.4344	0.03349	442	305	82	55
168	This is what happens when people realize they can't die in heaven.	1.4343	0.02937	548	372	114	62
169	He's been missing gates his entire life.	1.4330	0.03021	522	356	106	60
170	Conditions are heavenly. But until you earn your wings, there’s still lift lines.	1.4330	0.02845	522	342	134	46
171	He died with his boots on.	1.4322	0.03130	472	319	102	51
172	Norway has its own entrance	1.4320	0.03046	493	332	109	52
173	Ever since hell froze over, this has been a problem."	1.4297	0.03105	519	362	91	66
174	Don’t worry, he’ll be right behind you when he lands.	1.4293	0.03265	403	267	99	37
175	You've never seen a snow angel?	1.4286	0.03118	483	330	99	54
176	That’s one way to jump the line.	1.4286	0.03153	413	270	109	34
177	Wow. Now that's something. They said he had a snowball's chance in he** of getting in here!	1.4286	0.03138	455	306	103	46
178	He hit a tree but doesn’t know it yet.	1.4283	0.03161	488	338	91	59
179	That's St. Slalomon.	1.4277	0.03068	505	347	100	58
180	Not everyone takes the stairway.	1.4274	0.03048	489	331	107	51
181	One gold medal and he thinks he's god.	1.4274	0.03089	468	315	106	47
182	You have a choice. Skis or wings?	1.4258	0.03137	458	310	101	47
183	That’s God. He was telling it on the mountain	1.4256	0.03514	390	270	74	46
184	Typical, skiers go around the gates, not through them.	1.4248	0.03306	379	250	97	32
185	Well, he had a good run.	1.4247	0.02995	485	325	114	46
186	The 'agony of defeat' guy just can't let it go.	1.4247	0.03505	365	247	81	37
187	Oh that’s just God. He thinks he’s Jean-Claude Killy.	1.4237	0.03101	465	315	103	47
188	Unfortunately he missed the Gates on both runs	1.4235	0.03158	477	330	92	55
189	He didn't stick the landing.	1.4231	0.03217	468	326	86	56
190	It's his leap of faith!	1.4231	0.03023	494	336	107	51
191	Looks like hell froze over today	1.4231	0.03313	416	284	88	44
192	The runs are amazing but the lift lines are hell!	1.4229	0.03171	454	310	96	48
193	Trust me, you'd rather be cold than hot.	1.4223	0.02893	502	334	124	44
194	He said one final run.	1.4221	0.03066	443	294	111	38
195	I greeted him with, Shalom. I believe he misunderstood.	1.4209	0.03404	392	268	83	41
196	He’ll be joining us shortly.	1.4208	0.03087	442	295	108	39
197	Oh, that's just a snow angel.	1.4208	0.03311	404	274	90	40
198	He'll be over dressed where he's headed	1.4206	0.03110	466	318	100	48
199	People got tired of the walking on water so he's trying something new.	1.4205	0.03144	459	314	97	48
200	I believe he's going to miss this last gate.	1.4198	0.03071	455	306	107	42
201	Now that his death is behind him, he’s become a risk taking badass.	1.4198	0.03044	486	332	104	50
202	Heaven, it’s all downhill from here.	1.4193	0.02999	477	321	112	44
203	He's flying like a bat out of Hell!	1.4191	0.03249	408	275	95	38
204	Sigh. That’s just Elon Musk’s latest attempt to get in.	1.4189	0.03450	413	291	71	51
205	We definitely need to build a higher wall.	1.4186	0.04874	172	114	44	14
206	That's one of the options for our Platinum Club members.	1.4185	0.03049	466	315	107	44
207	Simply walking on water has lost its appeal over the years.	1.4182	0.03210	440	302	92	46
208	He doesn't understand it's shalom, not slalom.	1.4174	0.03280	436	303	84	49
209	Looks like Lucifer doesn't want skiers either.	1.4173	0.03339	417	289	82	46
210	Sometimes they skip the hospital and come here directly.	1.4169	0.03349	391	266	87	38
211	At some point he will figure out that he didn’t outrun the avalanche.	1.4165	0.03309	425	295	83	47
212	Godspeed.	1.4136	0.03323	428	300	79	49
213	They've been getting in ever since it froze over.	1.4125	0.03248	417	286	90	41
214	It's okay, His Dad owns this place.	1.4118	0.03684	357	253	61	43
215	He's here for the powder and the glory.	1.4116	0.03253	413	283	90	40
216	Ah yes, the dearly soon-to-be departed.	1.4115	0.03228	401	271	95	35
217	For those who don’t ski we have a pickleball option.	1.4115	0.03415	401	281	75	45
218	Of course there aren't any snowboarders. This is Heaven.	1.4115	0.03508	384	270	70	44
219	Shabbat Slalom!	1.4113	0.03448	372	256	79	37
220	Some people get the fast pass.	1.4112	0.03016	445	298	111	36
221	And of course some enter having fun. We call them sinners.	1.4107	0.03416	392	273	77	42
222	I said SHAlom!	1.4099	0.03455	383	267	75	41
223	Must be Norwegian	1.4097	0.03708	288	192	74	22
224	Aspen is heaven for some, but the less said about that, the better.	1.4096	0.03470	332	222	84	26
225	Shalom Slalom	1.4095	0.03265	420	291	86	43
226	This will be his final gate.	1.4092	0.03100	391	257	108	26
227	Someone from Vail ... that's a first.	1.4091	0.03293	418	291	83	44
228	Jesus Christ, slow down!!	1.4087	0.03647	367	262	60	45
229	I told them this border wall would never work.	1.4086	0.03283	443	314	77	52
230	We ran out of wings, I'm afraid	1.4077	0.03155	417	283	98	36
231	Actually, that's his tragically overlooked brother, Good Knievel.	1.4073	0.03512	383	271	68	44
232	Not all angels have their wings...	1.4073	0.03375	356	240	87	29
233	Don't worry, there's no snow where he's going.	1.4070	0.03394	398	279	76	43
234	Walking on water just wasn't doing it for him anymore.	1.4068	0.03391	413	293	72	48
235	Now approaching his final gate without a helmet.	1.4066	0.03345	364	246	88	30
236	He'll be checking in later today.	1.4066	0.03322	364	245	90	29
237	Let’s see what the judges say.	1.4052	0.03011	427	285	111	31
238	You once could buy indulgences but now they sell season passes.	1.4046	0.03547	351	244	72	35
239	No helmet. He'll be here shortly.	1.4034	0.03516	352	244	74	34
240	And to think all this time we thought it was “Shalom?”	1.4033	0.03476	367	256	74	37
241	That's St. Sven, the patron saint of ski jumpers.	1.4031	0.03304	387	266	86	35
242	No, he's not getting special treatment, just a really big surprise when he lands.	1.4031	0.03570	325	222	75	28
243	He'll be joining you shortly.	1.4030	0.03311	402	280	82	40
244	There's goes another hurtling towards the Après-life.	1.4029	0.03169	407	277	96	34
245	I'm afraid he's going to miss this gate.	1.4020	0.03248	403	278	88	37
246	He missed another gate!	1.4019	0.03210	413	285	90	38
247	Not to worry! He’ll be next in line in just a moment!	1.4019	0.03135	413	281	98	34
248	He's fine. It's the snowboarders who go to Hell."	1.4015	0.03365	411	292	73	46
249	Will he be surprised! There’s no place to land!	1.4014	0.03111	421	287	99	35
250	Yeah, I’ll be checking him in later today.	1.4011	0.03545	354	248	70	36
251	No worries! She's in the book.	1.4011	0.03286	369	250	90	29
252	You might want to look away. This doesn't end well.	1.4010	0.03271	389	267	88	34
253	Many residents complained about a boring, sedentary after-lifestyle.	1.4005	0.03040	397	263	109	25
254	Jesus Christ!!	1.4000	0.03615	365	262	60	43
255	Looks like a new snow angel has just arrived.	1.4000	0.03453	370	259	74	37
256	Not unless you prayed for lift tickets.	1.3995	0.03399	378	264	77	37
257	It is called a leap of faith.	1.3994	0.03566	363	258	65	40
258	Ah yes, He can also turn water into powder.	1.3994	0.03731	333	237	59	37
259	Is there an express line I didn't know about?	1.3986	0.03165	424	294	91	39
260	Normally they arrive _after_ they break their necks.	1.3983	0.03451	354	245	77	32
261	Hell has the summer sports.	1.3978	0.03536	367	261	66	40
262	This happens when they type "Heavenly Valley" into their GPS.	1.3978	0.03521	357	251	70	36
263	That’s nothing. You should have seen the pole vaulter.	1.3971	0.03478	340	234	77	29
264	Jesus can't meet with you right now, he's...uh...busy.	1.3969	0.03373	388	273	76	39
265	Yeah, things are going downhill up here, too.	1.3961	0.03458	356	248	75	33
266	Shalom, slalom, whatever.	1.3956	0.03649	321	224	67	30
267	He took a leap of faith.	1.3955	0.03414	359	249	78	32
268	It's another skier from Lake Tahoe...Heavenly Resort must be sold out..	1.3955	0.03474	311	209	81	21
269	Looks like he missed a gate.	1.3952	0.03211	377	256	93	28
270	Sure it's faster to get in but then you need to walk around in ski boots for eternity.	1.3951	0.03829	324	234	52	38
271	Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his skis.	1.3950	0.03540	357	253	67	37
272	I guess we forgot to tell you what to wear.	1.3950	0.03381	357	246	81	30
273	I keep telling Him He doesn't really need the skis	1.3949	0.03595	314	216	72	26
274	Looks like he’s going to miss another gate!	1.3947	0.03461	342	236	77	29
275	Looks like they may have made the Olympic ski jump ramp a little bit too high this year..	1.3943	0.03429	350	242	78	30
276	Yes, but even Heaven is a slippery slope	1.3943	0.03452	350	243	76	31
277	‘Saint Moritz’	1.3939	0.03532	358	254	67	37
278	Happens every time hell freezes over	1.3933	0.03642	328	231	65	32
279	Joe is in the express lane. You know, ten or fewer sins.	1.3930	0.03741	313	221	61	31
280	He'll be penalized for missing the last gate.	1.3928	0.03228	415	292	83	40
281	Don't worry. That's just a downhell skier.	1.3926	0.03698	298	206	67	25
282	If he thought this line was bad, wait until he sees the one to meet Jesus	1.3918	0.03632	291	198	72	21
283	It finally froze over.	1.3917	0.03538	360	257	65	38
284	Heads up the boss is back from Vail.	1.3914	0.03567	350	249	65	36
285	Not everyone gets wings.	1.3908	0.03342	348	238	84	26
286	There is a special place for people who think they can successfully jump the line here.	1.3907	0.03516	366	262	65	39
287	He has a snowball's chance.	1.3906	0.03488	320	219	77	24
288	God decided to give the 'agony of defeat' guy one more chance.	1.3906	0.03442	361	254	73	34
289	What.....You thought He'd just be sitting around on His throne all day?	1.3894	0.03799	303	215	58	30
290	It's ok. We have been expecting him.	1.3892	0.03457	352	247	73	32
291	Only if he sticks the landing.	1.3892	0.03205	388	268	89	31
292	Unlike our competitor, here we do offer the occasional cold day just for additional perks and activities.	1.3891	0.04083	239	165	55	19
293	At least the avalanche didn’t kill his spirit.	1.3890	0.03445	347	242	75	30
294	Wait til he sees where he’s really headed.	1.3886	0.03518	350	248	68	34
295	He's tried it before but he's always sent back to the starting gate.	1.3886	0.03371	332	226	83	23
296	That was his first, and last, ski jump.	1.3882	0.03713	322	230	59	33
297	Calling these ‘gates’ does create some confusion.	1.3880	0.03702	317	225	61	31
298	He doesn't have a prayer.	1.3878	0.03518	312	214	75	23
299	And finally, your boots will fit perfectly.	1.3870	0.03930	292	210	51	31
300	Oh he will not need the scarf where he’s going.	1.3866	0.03365	344	237	81	26
301	Not only did he miss the gate, he’s way overdressed for where he’s going.	1.3865	0.03703	326	234	58	34
302	Kissinger. That's his fourth try this week.	1.3864	0.03647	339	244	59	36
303	I was hoping to spend eternity in sunny 82 degree weather.	1.3862	0.03191	347	233	94	20
304	The first time Earl rented his gear from Skis to the Kingdom would be the last time.	1.3861	0.03649	303	211	67	25
305	Apparently there is more than one way to pass judgement."	1.3858	0.03386	337	232	80	25
306	We all miss the wings.	1.3853	0.03590	340	243	63	34
307	Warm weather sports are in the other place.	1.3853	0.03467	340	238	73	29
308	Oh dear… looks like hell finally froze over.	1.3851	0.03889	296	213	52	31
309	Jesus, that guy is fast.	1.3851	0.03604	322	227	66	29
310	The only reason he would leave Heaven is if Hell freezes over.	1.3846	0.03499	325	226	73	26
311	He doesn't know it yet, but he's on his last run.	1.3839	0.03495	336	236	71	29
312	He got in on a sports scholarship.	1.3831	0.03522	355	255	64	36
313	I see he’s still not wearing a helmet.	1.3827	0.03559	324	228	68	28
314	He missed the gate.	1.3827	0.03340	358	250	79	29
315	There is only one way... Excuse me. There are only two ways to get into heaven.	1.3826	0.03897	298	216	50	32
316	I guess that’s easier than going through the eye of a needle.	1.3824	0.03176	340	228	94	18
317	'The father, the son, the powder and the glory'	1.3817	0.03473	317	219	75	23
318	Huh, who knew building a wall wouldn’t keep people out?	1.3810	0.03517	336	238	68	30
319	Impressive, but easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle.”	1.3808	0.03840	260	180	61	19
320	I wish they’d do away with legacy admissions.	1.3799	0.03855	308	225	49	34
321	Odd. They usually arrive with bits of the tree still clinging to them.	1.3794	0.03827	311	227	50	34
322	Just one last run, he said.	1.3793	0.03820	290	207	56	27
323	It's one way to get into Heaven, but the landing is hell.	1.3792	0.03864	298	216	51	31
324	In about 15 seconds he’s about to realize that just because it’s fluffy and white, doesn’t mean it’s snow.	1.3787	0.03535	301	208	72	21
325	Fools rush in…	1.3786	0.03681	280	194	66	20
326	We still have to exercise?	1.3785	0.03719	317	229	56	32
327	You guys were snowboarders, so we're still deciding.	1.3782	0.03798	275	193	60	22
328	Him? No, he actually died doing what he hated. He picked up the skiing here.	1.3781	0.03854	283	202	55	26
329	We have the same problem with pole vaulters every summer.	1.3776	0.03447	331	232	73	26
330	Him? He has Pre Check.	1.3775	0.03425	355	253	70	32
331	In case you're wondering, he's an Eternity Pass holder.	1.3772	0.03858	289	208	53	28
332	„Organ donors get VIP Check in“	1.3772	0.03858	289	208	53	28
333	Perfect powder, every day.	1.3771	0.03691	297	210	62	25
334	I'm not quite sure, but I think Hell has frozen over.	1.3770	0.03739	305	219	57	29
335	He got bored with walking on water.	1.3763	0.03813	287	205	56	26
336	We gotta have that loophole fixed	1.3762	0.03601	311	220	65	26
337	Jesus Christ, he's such a show-off.	1.3762	0.03686	311	223	59	29
338	He’s got TSA PreCheck.	1.3761	0.03581	327	234	63	30
339	He'll be in line with you soon	1.3761	0.03520	335	239	66	30
340	Every Grand Canyon jump ends this way	1.3758	0.03505	330	234	68	28
341	Season pass, then back to eternal damnation	1.3754	0.03701	325	237	54	34
342	Admittedly, admission rates are low but the good news is that it’s all downhill from here.	1.3754	0.03374	341	239	76	26
343	That’s quite a leap of faith.	1.3750	0.03814	280	199	57	24
344	He’s checking in later today.	1.3750	0.03635	296	208	65	23
345	Oh dear. Looks like hell has frozen over again.	1.3746	0.03759	315	230	52	33
346	Welcome to the après-ski."	1.3746	0.03609	299	210	66	23
347	That’s the Owner’s Son.	1.3743	0.03626	334	243	57	34
348	He didn't want any more gold, frankincense, or myrrh, so this year, we all chipped in and got Him skis for His birthday.	1.3742	0.03625	318	228	61	29
349	His wings are in the shop.	1.3741	0.03587	294	205	68	21
350	We're a ski in, no ski out facility.	1.3741	0.03656	286	200	65	21
351	Missing a gate is what got him here.	1.3738	0.03707	305	219	58	28
352	We allow skiing on Cloud 9	1.3737	0.03803	281	200	57	24
353	Good news, he set a new record. Bad news, I'll be seeing him here soon.	1.3735	0.03355	332	231	78	23
354	He can’t see the tree either.	1.3735	0.03409	332	233	74	25
355	Too bad. Missing a gate is an automatic disqualification.	1.3735	0.03629	324	234	59	31
356	We're looking into more border control.	1.3734	0.03651	308	220	61	27
357	He's a really big donor.	1.3723	0.03857	282	203	53	26
358	Yeah that’s how most of our Unitarians get in.	1.3720	0.04016	250	178	51	21
359	It's one way in, but the landing is Hell.	1.3719	0.03795	285	204	56	25
360	Yeah, folks are getting creative since we raised the bar.	1.3718	0.03500	312	219	70	23
361	That was not a ski instructor: That was God. He just thinks he is a ski instructor.	1.3718	0.04297	234	170	41	23
362	He loves the après-life.	1.3716	0.03567	296	207	68	21
363	Yes, now that Mount Sinai is open to tourists.	1.3715	0.03473	323	228	70	25
364	He's skiing like there's snow tomorrow.	1.3714	0.03619	315	226	61	28
365	I'll be glad when he goes back to just walking on water.	1.3711	0.03893	291	213	48	30
366	Apparently, hell HAS frozen over.	1.3709	0.03730	302	218	56	28
367	Oh, him? He's headed to a different place—the après-life.	1.3709	0.03579	302	213	66	23
368	Snowboarders, of course, go straight to hell.	1.3705	0.03759	278	197	59	22
369	Powder heaven!	1.3705	0.03690	278	195	63	20
370	Some people come in the way they went out.	1.3705	0.03703	305	220	57	28
371	Hope skis eternal.	1.3704	0.04013	270	197	46	27
372	Legacy.	1.3702	0.03881	289	211	49	29
373	Don't tell me even Hell is freezing over!	1.3700	0.03717	300	216	57	27
374	How snow angels are actually made.	1.3699	0.03696	292	208	60	24
375	Another one trying to jump the line.	1.3696	0.03365	322	224	77	21
376	The powder is heavenly.	1.3695	0.03860	249	174	58	17
377	There’s another one that thinks he’s above the law	1.3693	0.03900	287	210	48	29
378	They can come and go as they like, but snowboarders go straight to Hell.	1.3692	0.03949	279	204	47	28
379	Yeah, we get a lot of new arrivals on the first day the ski jump opens.	1.3688	0.03766	301	219	53	29
380	Don’t mind him. He keeps confusing shalom and slalom.	1.3686	0.03717	293	210	58	25
381	It's the thrill of victory - although he didn't realize it at the time.	1.3684	0.03658	285	201	63	21
382	Mandatory Disqualification: Missed the Gate	1.3679	0.03723	299	216	56	27
383	Don’t worry, he’ll be DQ’d for missing the gate.	1.3675	0.03544	302	213	67	22
384	He’ll be arriving momentarily	1.3672	0.03702	256	177	64	15
385	It's all downhill from here.	1.3671	0.03714	286	204	59	23
386	It's an athiest. We're having a border crisis, too.	1.3671	0.03907	286	210	47	29
387	He's got his gates mixed up.	1.3670	0.03648	297	212	61	24
388	That's the double black diamond shortcut to getting in.	1.3670	0.03617	297	211	63	23
389	I meant shalom, not slalom!	1.3669	0.03755	278	198	58	22
390	That’s Carl. He has a season pass.	1.3662	0.03798	284	205	54	25
391	Evel Knievel got in on a motorcycle.	1.3659	0.03430	287	197	75	15
392	Those are our snow angels.	1.3659	0.03535	287	200	69	18
393	The skiing here is to die for.	1.3658	0.03969	257	185	50	22
394	Looks like Hell has finally frozen over.	1.3655	0.03835	290	212	50	28
395	No worries. It’s just a video saved to the cloud.	1.3654	0.04191	260	194	37	29
396	If you get in, there's no wait for lift tickets.	1.3652	0.03681	282	200	61	21
397	If he lands this I’ll let him stay.	1.3652	0.03681	293	210	59	24
398	Oh, God has a black-diamond run. We're not all just harps and demon fighting.	1.3650	0.03826	274	197	54	23
399	You don’t get wings right away. There’re some intermediary steps.	1.3645	0.03597	299	213	63	23
400	It hasn't been the same since hell froze over.	1.3645	0.03689	299	216	57	26
401	Yeah, well, standby for the agony of defeat.	1.3644	0.03937	225	156	56	13
402	Oh, that's Stephen Hawking. I swear he hasn't slowed down since he arrived.	1.3644	0.04412	225	166	36	23
403	Why does that guy get to keep his pants?	1.3643	0.03879	258	184	54	20
404	Heaven had terrific snow this year	1.3643	0.03733	280	200	58	22
405	As you can understand, it's been tough to fix the border.	1.3640	0.03730	261	183	61	17
406	I guess Hell finally froze over.	1.3640	0.03738	283	203	57	23
407	Oh, that's just DoorDash.	1.3636	0.03928	242	171	54	17
408	For thine is the kingdom and the powder and the glory	1.3633	0.03515	289	202	69	18
409	Happens every time there's a cold day in Hell.	1.3633	0.03649	289	206	61	22
410	Legacy admission.	1.3627	0.03629	295	211	61	23
411	We also have badminton and shuffle board.	1.3626	0.03653	273	192	63	18
412	What? Oh, that's just one of the snow angels.	1.3621	0.04043	232	165	50	17
413	Don’t worry, all the snowboarders are in hell.	1.3620	0.03908	279	205	47	27
414	Thanks to climate change, we're the last viable host for the Winter Games.	1.3618	0.04402	246	187	29	30
415	You thought I said KEYS to heaven?	1.3615	0.04005	260	190	46	24
416	This skier has a snowball's chance in hell.	1.3612	0.03958	227	159	54	14
417	He started out as a snow angel.	1.3610	0.03979	241	172	51	18
418	Nice try. The next turn goes straight to Hell.	1.3609	0.03903	266	193	50	23
419	Looks like hell has frozen over	1.3609	0.03792	266	190	56	20
420	The Norwegians have their own gate.	1.3608	0.03661	291	209	59	23
421	There’s always somebody trying to jump the line.	1.3607	0.03843	219	150	59	10
422	He insists on reliving his final moment.	1.3607	0.03830	280	204	51	25
423	Up here we're big on winter sports; if you prefer a hot climate there are other options.	1.3607	0.04071	244	177	46	21
424	As you can see, we have a wide variety of activities.	1.3607	0.03542	305	218	64	23
425	Don't worry. Wings are better.	1.3602	0.03992	211	146	54	11
426	Must be a snow angel.	1.3602	0.03880	261	188	52	21
427	Platinum card member.	1.3600	0.03471	325	234	65	26
428	Uh oh, looks like Hell froze over again.	1.3600	0.03960	250	180	50	20
429	Yet another angel earned his skis!	1.3596	0.03553	292	207	65	20
430	Finally , Hell froze over!	1.3596	0.03715	292	212	55	25
431	As a gated community we offer a surprising range of pastimes	1.3594	0.04332	217	158	40	19
432	Hang tight! It looks like we’re waiting for one more.	1.3594	0.03751	281	203	55	23
433	It was either this, or Beijing again.	1.3592	0.03974	245	176	50	19
434	He’s going for glory.	1.3590	0.04034	273	204	40	29
435	He too shall be judged on his righteousness, his compassion, and, of course, whether he sticks the landing.	1.3589	0.03526	287	202	67	18
436	Snowboarding is only in purgatory.	1.3588	0.03634	301	218	58	25
437	What can I tell you? Border walls never work, God knows.	1.3588	0.03979	262	192	46	24
438	What can I say... There's always a loophole	1.3586	0.03795	290	213	50	27
439	Well of course we have activities ,it’s not all harps and clouds here!	1.3585	0.03684	265	187	61	17
440	We do, occasionally, get flyovers.	1.3582	0.03531	282	198	67	17
441	He's overshot. He'll land in Limbo.	1.3579	0.03847	271	197	51	23
442	He paid a little more and bought a "Fast Pass" online...	1.3579	0.03525	299	213	65	21
443	It's true. Skiing is the best way to get to heaven.	1.3574	0.03843	249	177	55	17
444	Occasionally we have crash landings, but I assure you, he's dead.	1.3571	0.03723	280	202	56	22
445	Talk about jumping the line.	1.3571	0.03483	308	220	66	22
446	Yup, that's Him. Unlike us working stiffs, he does what he likes whenever he likes.	1.3569	0.03720	269	192	58	19
447	I guess ‘when the hill freezes over’ wasn’t a typo after all	1.3566	0.03734	286	208	54	24
448	That’s the Boss’ son…or the Boss. It’s easy to mix them up. You get used to it. Any OTHER questions? Really?	1.3566	0.04903	143	100	35	8
449	That’s Moses, he recently discovered extreme sports.	1.3566	0.03835	272	198	51	23
450	His parents are big donors	1.3566	0.03829	258	185	54	19
451	Fucking Millenials	1.3566	0.04188	244	181	39	24
452	The descent is hell!	1.3564	0.03363	303	212	74	17
453	I guess it froze over….	1.3563	0.03950	261	191	47	23
454	That's why we're building a wall, and Satan's going to pay for it.	1.3559	0.03847	281	207	48	26
455	Hell froze over.	1.3557	0.03798	253	180	56	17
456	Welcome to the apres life	1.3557	0.03960	253	184	48	21
457	Amazon Same-Day Deliverance.	1.3552	0.03970	259	190	46	23
458	He'll be joining you in a second.	1.3547	0.03717	265	189	58	18
459	Walk on water, fly on skis, water into wine... Jesus is such a show-off.	1.3547	0.04098	234	170	45	19
460	Atheists have all the fun.	1.3545	0.04282	220	161	40	19
461	Coloradan. Texas angels go to a shooting range.	1.3545	0.03980	268	199	43	26
462	Oh, yeah, we froze over too.	1.3544	0.03707	285	207	55	23
463	Let’s just say there’s no snow where he’s landing.	1.3543	0.03947	254	185	48	21
464	That's the express lane for folks who don't wear helmets.	1.3542	0.03912	271	200	46	25
465	The eternal ski package is extra..interested?	1.3542	0.03734	271	195	56	20
466	Hmm . . . We weren’t expecting him until next Tuesday.	1.3537	0.03783	246	174	57	15
467	Interesting fellow. You'll have a chance to meet him in a few minutes.	1.3532	0.04046	252	186	43	23
468	Yes, it’s his idea of heaven.	1.3532	0.03714	269	193	57	19
469	I know, he's not the first one. I'd sue them all for trespassing, but where will I find a lawyer here?	1.3529	0.04463	238	183	26	29
470	And on Thursdays we have archery.	1.3529	0.04017	221	157	50	14
471	It's a double black diamond run and his weight is on the wrong ski. But we are giving him another 30 seconds to enjoy before he hits that tree.	1.3525	0.03753	261	187	56	18
472	Unlike the alternative destination, it snows here.	1.3525	0.03831	261	189	52	20
473	Yes, skiing is allowed. Pickleball, no.	1.3524	0.04137	227	165	44	18
474	He hit the same tree as you three did, but he brought his equipment with him.	1.3523	0.03800	264	191	53	20
475	He got tired of walking on water.	1.3522	0.03941	247	179	49	19
476	I agree in principle, but his parents did pay for refurbishment of the pearly gates.	1.3521	0.03769	267	193	54	20
477	Well, he obviously missed a gate.	1.3518	0.03792	253	181	55	17
478	X Games have been great for business.	1.3517	0.03592	290	209	60	21
479	For some, Heaven can't wait.	1.3516	0.03637	256	180	62	14
480	I'm afraid he missed the most important gate.	1.3512	0.03953	242	175	49	18
481	That's the boss' son.	1.3512	0.03996	242	176	47	19
482	No, he's not in yet. Depends if he sticks the landing.	1.3511	0.03813	225	157	57	11
483	Jesus, he's good.	1.3511	0.04208	225	165	41	19
484	Actually, quite a few enter that way.	1.3509	0.04075	228	165	46	17
485	A Black Diamond entry. Looks easy, but very difficult.	1.3508	0.03625	248	173	63	12
486	When he lands, he’ll be making snow angels.	1.3508	0.04561	191	140	35	16
487	We see that occasionally. He missed the last gate.	1.3507	0.03795	268	195	52	21
488	Hell has frozen over.	1.3504	0.04019	254	188	43	23
489	He came up on the gondola. How did you get here?	1.3504	0.03626	274	196	60	18
490	It’s only downhill from here	1.3502	0.03635	277	199	59	19
491	Yes, alpine only. All snowboarders are sent to the ‘other place.’	1.3500	0.04177	220	160	43	17
492	Coming in on a wing and a prayer.	1.3500	0.04127	220	159	45	16
493	He'll be on line behind you soon.	1.3498	0.03685	283	206	55	22
494	I guess hell DID freeze over.	1.3498	0.04281	223	165	38	20
495	Some people refuse to use the stairway to heaven.	1.3497	0.04506	183	132	38	13
496	I told Him building a wall wouldn’t work…	1.3496	0.03887	266	196	47	23
497	I thought the sign said ‘Shalom’.	1.3494	0.04076	249	185	41	23
498	He’s overdressed for his final destination.	1.3492	0.04001	252	186	44	22
499	Oh, him? He has TSA pre-check.	1.3492	0.03881	252	183	50	19
500	Oh, yeah, we let them in. Snowboarders go to The Other Place.	1.3489	0.03986	235	170	48	17
501	It's his last resort.	1.3482	0.04023	224	161	48	15
502	Points for creativity.	1.3482	0.03871	224	158	54	12
503	he still refuses to wear a helmet.	1.3480	0.03859	250	181	51	18
504	We worried this would happen when hell freezes over	1.3478	0.03950	230	165	50	15
505	No helmet...make room	1.3478	0.04248	207	150	42	15
506	He'd better pray he sticks the landing.	1.3477	0.03755	256	184	55	17
507	The road to heaven is a slippery slope.	1.3475	0.04017	236	172	46	18
508	His last words were “I don’t think I need a lesson.”	1.3472	0.04327	216	160	37	19
509	That’s our no sins express lane	1.3467	0.03908	225	160	52	13
510	And snowboarders, of course, go directly to Hell.	1.3466	0.04088	251	188	39	24
511	He’s not going to like where he lands - it hasn’t frozen over yet.	1.3451	0.04038	255	191	40	24
512	I believe a pray/ski party got confused with "apres ski" party	1.3450	0.04347	200	146	39	15
513	The chief is a big fan of the Winter Olympics	1.3448	0.03969	232	168	48	16
514	He'll be disqualified, a lot of them miss this gate.	1.3443	0.03912	273	205	42	26
515	The Boss is training. If Trump wins again this place will freeze over too.	1.3441	0.03970	247	182	45	20
516	There are many ways to enter the Kingdom of God	1.3439	0.03942	253	187	45	21
517	He'll be with us in a moment.	1.3438	0.04114	224	164	43	17
518	Oh, he made it down the mountain. It’s the late equipment return fees that killed him.	1.3435	0.03920	262	195	44	23
519	Après-vie	1.3435	0.04131	230	170	41	19
520	Would you look at that, another Canadian.	1.3433	0.04269	233	176	34	23
521	Behold, the higher powder.	1.3432	0.03779	236	168	55	13
522	That’s something you don’t see in hell.	1.3430	0.03940	242	177	47	18
523	Just proves a cold day in heaven still beats a cold day in hell.	1.3430	0.04026	242	179	43	20
524	There are no snowboarders here. That's why we call it Heaven.	1.3429	0.04357	210	156	36	18
525	As you can see, entering the Pearly Gates is a Slalom occasion.	1.3427	0.03873	248	181	49	18
526	I’d hate to tell him but it’s all downhill from there.	1.3425	0.04515	219	168	27	24
527	Naturally, few find the final gate...	1.3423	0.03458	260	182	67	11
528	It’s His day off.	1.3420	0.04023	231	169	45	17
529	Ah yes,skiing comes with the Silver package.	1.3418	0.03906	237	172	49	16
530	Dude got righteous air.	1.3418	0.03860	237	171	51	15
531	That is exactly what brought him here.	1.3413	0.04489	208	157	31	20
532	Yeah, he'll be next in line.	1.3412	0.04234	211	155	40	16
533	I told Him building a wall wouldn't make any difference.	1.3412	0.03876	255	188	47	20
534	Oh, he’s a Rewards member.	1.3411	0.04086	214	155	45	14
535	There's always an influx during ski season.	1.3410	0.03940	217	155	50	12
536	When the humor is over your head, it's probably from The New Yorker.	1.3410	0.04590	217	168	24	25
537	It hasn’t hit him yet…	1.3409	0.04322	176	125	42	9
538	He won't need those where he's going.	1.3407	0.03834	226	161	53	12
539	Uhm..climate change is forcing them to practice at increasingly higher levels	1.3407	0.03936	226	163	49	14
540	He's in for one Hell of a Landing	1.3406	0.03949	229	166	48	15
541	Not to worry, you’ll meet him in a moment.	1.3405	0.04054	232	171	43	18
542	He got the Express Pass.	1.3405	0.03961	232	169	47	16
543	He thought I said Shalom.	1.3404	0.04063	235	174	42	19
544	No one’s ever tried to get in thru the no fly zone!	1.3403	0.04026	238	176	43	19
545	He’s on his way to the aprés-life.	1.3403	0.03982	238	175	45	18
546	And the summer games are in the other place.	1.3402	0.03998	244	181	43	20
547	Sorry. There's really nothing apres this.	1.3401	0.03701	294	220	48	26
548	We asked the tourism board to please stop saying their snow was “a little piece of heaven.”	1.3401	0.03476	247	172	66	9
549	This is the only gate he cleared on his last slalom run.	1.3400	0.04220	200	145	42	13
550	Yeah, we get a lot of them that way this time of year.	1.3400	0.03929	250	185	45	20
551	I suppose it really did freeze over.	1.3400	0.04220	200	145	42	13
552	He'll be fine, we're above the tree line.	1.3400	0.03929	250	185	45	20
553	It’s a loophole, but Climate Change should close it shortly.	1.3399	0.04235	203	148	41	14
554	It’s the owner’s son. Got tired of walking on water.	1.3397	0.04366	209	156	35	18
555	Do we categorise that as a leap of faith?	1.3397	0.03877	262	195	45	22
556	That one's going to get his wings sooner than he expected.	1.3395	0.04175	215	158	41	16
557	Yes, but you see, he will never land.	1.3392	0.03769	227	161	55	11
558	Tourists have no respect for the locals.	1.3392	0.04162	227	169	39	19
559	We made a deal with the Devil -- we get the skiers, he gets the skateboarders.	1.3391	0.04077	230	170	42	18
560	Looks easy but the landing’s Hell.	1.3389	0.03923	239	175	47	17
561	We're upgrading amenities for a select few based on their just rewards points	1.3389	0.03878	239	174	49	16
562	Guess he used Self Check-In…!	1.3388	0.03889	242	177	48	17
563	I know, it looks bad. What he doesn't realize is, he never lands...	1.3388	0.04418	183	133	38	12
564	This is actually the only way a rich person can get into Heaven.	1.3388	0.04681	183	137	30	16
565	He used to cut the lift line too.	1.3387	0.04301	186	134	41	11
566	It will be hell if he doesn’t stick the landing.	1.3386	0.04036	251	189	39	23
567	He’s on our fast track!	1.3385	0.03730	257	187	53	17
568	Transcendental leap of faith	1.3385	0.03701	260	189	54	17
569	Proof, I guess, that it's all about what you pray for.	1.3382	0.04160	204	148	43	13
570	...and we have no lift lines here, either.	1.3380	0.04001	216	156	47	13
571	Mid-flight heart failure while competing in the Oslo "Jump For Jesus" competition.	1.3378	0.04227	222	166	37	19
572	He missed the important gate.	1.3378	0.03992	225	164	46	15
573	You all took the stairs, he took the lift	1.3377	0.04100	228	169	41	18
574	And of course we're proud to feature a wide variety of leisure activities for our residents.	1.3377	0.03956	228	166	47	15
575	Oh good, St Peter is back from his ski trip!	1.3377	0.04193	228	171	37	20
576	He’s next in line, he just doesn’t realize it.	1.3374	0.03843	246	180	49	17
577	Red Bull keeps sending them up here.	1.3370	0.04260	184	132	42	10
578	Surprised? Just wait til you see where they’re hosting the next Summer Olympics!	1.3369	0.04349	187	136	39	12
579	It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to ... hey!	1.3364	0.04388	214	162	32	20
580	It should be noted that missing the gate results in disqualification.	1.3362	0.03990	229	168	45	16
581	Now that's a leap of faith!!!	1.3362	0.04037	229	169	43	17
582	There are no lift lines and no-one ever falls.	1.3362	0.04093	232	173	40	19
583	We have ski angels as well as snow angels.	1.3362	0.03906	232	169	48	15
584	Slalom Aleikum	1.3361	0.03930	238	175	46	17
585	Jump the line, folks and end up down below	1.3358	0.03876	265	199	43	23
586	He's definitely a believer - otherwise he wouldn't have attempted that double black mogul run without a helmet.	1.3357	0.03613	277	203	55	19
587	That's just Jesus taking a day off.	1.3353	0.04699	167	123	32	12
588	I knew there was a stairway, but I don’t remember them installing the ski jump.	1.3350	0.03988	203	145	48	10
589	He’ll be joining us shortly after he realizes that tree is not a snow jump.	1.3349	0.04196	209	154	40	15
590	We now have self check-in.	1.3349	0.03953	215	155	48	12
591	It's his best time but he missed a gate!	1.3348	0.04098	224	166	41	17
592	I told you the season pass was worth it.	1.3348	0.03913	227	165	48	14
593	He hasn't got a snowball's chance.	1.3348	0.04116	230	172	39	19
594	Looks like it finally froze over.	1.3347	0.03996	236	175	43	18
595	HIM, AGAIN!! LAST MONTH HE TRIED TO PARACHUTE INTO HEAVEN!	1.3347	0.03849	245	180	48	17
596	Ignore him. That's just Jesus showing off.	1.3347	0.03943	248	185	43	20
597	It's the opposite of helliskiing.	1.3347	0.03859	248	183	47	18
598	He’s got E-Z Pass.	1.3346	0.03558	266	192	59	15
599	There's no snow where he's headed.	1.3346	0.03570	269	195	58	16
600	He heard a theory Hell is freezing over. We've got a Surprise for him.	1.3333	0.03814	267	200	45	22
601	Angel? No, that's just the billionaire who bought us out.	1.3333	0.04170	222	166	38	18
602	I think he missed a gate.	1.3333	0.03899	228	166	48	14
603	Those everywhere ski passes are great.	1.3333	0.03891	237	174	47	16
604	Everything’s downhill from here	1.3333	0.03857	240	176	48	16
605	People from Utah get to bypass the line.	1.3333	0.03878	234	171	48	15
606	Sorry, buddy; wrong gate.	1.3333	0.03918	213	153	49	11
607	That's Waldo.	1.3333	0.04244	189	137	41	11
608	No helmet! He’ll be here tomorrow.	1.3333	0.04133	201	146	43	12
609	Some joker is always trying to sneak in.	1.3333	0.03960	231	170	45	16
610	It’s true, the powder up here is epic	1.3333	0.04138	213	157	41	15
611	Jesus Christ. He’s being doing that all day.	1.3333	0.04403	195	145	35	15
612	OK, which one of you said you were dying to see the olympics?	1.3320	0.03811	244	179	49	16
613	I said "Sky's the limit!", not Skis.	1.3319	0.04210	226	171	35	20
614	Are all the snowboarders in hell?	1.3318	0.04056	223	165	42	16
615	I hear it’s powder everyday	1.3318	0.03940	220	160	47	13
616	Snow angel.	1.3318	0.04330	214	162	33	19
617	We're trying something different this year. Every time hell freezes over an angel gets new skis.	1.3318	0.04216	211	157	38	16
618	People hate getting sent to Hell, so we decided to make the trip down more fun.	1.3317	0.04413	205	155	32	18
619	This really is people’s last resort.	1.3317	0.04413	205	155	32	18
620	Happens all the time since hell froze over	1.3317	0.04349	202	151	35	16
621	I keep telling him, it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven from Aspen."	1.3317	0.04452	199	150	32	17
622	Yes, but we don’t let in snowboarders.	1.3316	0.04324	196	145	37	14
623	Angels get 2 weeks paid vacation too.	1.3316	0.04384	196	146	35	15
624	Devil’s Leap is a direct flight	1.3315	0.04487	178	131	35	12
625	Apparently we've frozen over too	1.3314	0.04683	175	131	30	14
626	Apparently there is more than one way to enter into the kingdom of heaven.	1.3314	0.04652	169	125	32	12
627	Pride goeth before a fall.	1.3306	0.03798	245	180	49	16
628	Apres-life, all of our accommodations are ski-in, ski-out.	1.3304	0.03870	230	168	48	14
629	And last week some guy tried skating on thin ice to get in here.	1.3304	0.04090	224	167	40	17
630	We allow our guests to come as they are.	1.3303	0.03977	221	162	45	14
631	He didn't have auto-correct. The entry password here is "Shalom," not Slalom.	1.3303	0.04219	218	164	36	18
632	Yeah,I have to warn you - it's all downhill from here.	1.3302	0.03944	215	156	47	12
633	Wings were a later interpretation by painters and poets.	1.3302	0.04106	215	159	41	15
634	There is always one, over achiever	1.3302	0.03832	215	154	51	10
635	Yes, that’s part of the all-inclusive winter package.	1.3302	0.04356	212	161	32	19
636	Looks like Hell finally froze over.	1.3302	0.04252	212	159	36	17
637	you thought walking on water was difficult	1.3302	0.04037	212	155	44	13
638	It's not the first time Elon has tried bypassing security.	1.3301	0.04296	209	157	35	17
639	Apparently hell did not freeze over	1.3301	0.04296	209	157	35	17
640	Up here, "aprés ski" has an entirely different meaning.	1.3300	0.03954	200	143	48	9
641	We have an early admission program with Aspen.	1.3299	0.04305	197	146	37	14
642	The Russian ski team always cheats.	1.3299	0.04365	197	147	35	15
643	Now that's what I call a Hail Mary.	1.3297	0.04276	182	132	40	10
644	He wants to get in one last run....	1.3296	0.03553	270	197	57	16
645	What happens to those who sneak in? Let's just say where he's going there is no snow.	1.3295	0.04788	173	131	27	15
646	You thought harp playing was our only activity?	1.3294	0.04629	170	126	32	12
647	God is always late to work on Mondays during ski season.	1.3293	0.03881	249	186	44	19
648	I thought it was Hell that finally froze over!	1.3293	0.03914	246	184	43	19
649	The irony is he’s heading somewhere without snow.	1.3290	0.04000	231	172	42	17
650	Despite what it looks like, it's not all downhill from here..	1.3289	0.03988	228	169	43	16
651	Those will be useless where he's going......	1.3288	0.04051	219	162	42	15
652	Oh, him? They get a free pass since avalanches were reclassified from ‘Act of God’ to ‘climate change-related mortality’ in the insurance policies.	1.3287	0.04345	216	165	31	20
653	We're hosting the Winter Olympics this year.	1.3286	0.04183	213	159	38	16
654	He’s one of our snow angels.	1.3286	0.04059	210	154	43	13
655	Ugh this happens every time hell freezes over.	1.3286	0.04170	210	156	39	15
656	This is the only way we could get him to stop singing "I Got You Babe".	1.3285	0.04376	207	157	32	18
657	That's the only kind of mogul you'll find here	1.3285	0.04042	207	151	44	12
658	Yes, it is true, the Powder is heavenly!	1.3283	0.04103	198	144	43	11
659	The powder was so good he thinks he died and went to heaven!	1.3282	0.04332	195	145	36	14
660	We need to build a higher fence on our northern border.	1.3281	0.04379	192	143	35	14
661	God moves in mysterious ways.	1.3281	0.04253	192	141	39	12
662	He’s on cloud nine.	1.3280	0.04210	186	135	41	10
663	Trump is promising us a higher wall.	1.3280	0.04606	186	141	29	16
664	He's only in if he sticks the landing.	1.3279	0.03479	244	173	62	9
665	It's impressive but you should see the skiers in hell	1.3276	0.04764	174	132	27	15
666	Not to worry. This is how all of our slalom skiers arrive.	1.3274	0.04146	223	168	37	18
667	Slalom Aleichem! We've been expecting you!	1.3274	0.04097	223	167	39	17
668	He will be here in a moment	1.3270	0.04099	211	156	41	14
669	Usually, guys who love white powder don’t get in here.	1.3267	0.04282	202	151	36	15
670	Everybody wave hi to Jesus!	1.3267	0.04106	202	148	42	12
671	wait'll he figures out it's a cloud!	1.3267	0.04045	202	147	44	11
672	Could go either way!	1.3266	0.04147	199	146	41	12
673	She's used to skiing at Heavenly.	1.3260	0.04561	181	136	31	14
674	No, no... It's okay. He died on the slopes; he just doesn't know it yet.	1.3258	0.04546	178	133	32	13
675	Some people just aren't satisfied with natural causes.	1.3255	0.04243	212	160	35	17
676	We also offer harp courses	1.3254	0.03951	209	152	46	11
677	Yea, he got a fast pass.	1.3252	0.03807	206	147	51	8
678	That guy is enroute to missing an important gate.	1.3250	0.04130	200	147	41	12
679	A snowball doesn’t have a chance either.	1.3249	0.03829	237	175	47	15
680	The road to hell is all downhill.	1.3249	0.04046	197	143	44	10
681	Ooops! That's a 50 year purgatory penalty for missing this gate.	1.3247	0.04279	194	144	37	13
682	This is a slalom occasion.	1.3247	0.04087	194	141	43	10
683	They call it “Dead Man’s Hill”, but do people listen?	1.3245	0.04625	188	144	27	17
684	Let’s wait and see if he makes it.	1.3245	0.04240	188	138	39	11
685	All landings are soft up here.	1.3244	0.03866	225	165	47	13
686	In the Olympic years, we usually make the gates a little higher.	1.3243	0.03741	222	160	52	10
687	Missing this gate will be costly.	1.3243	0.03741	222	160	52	10
688	He’s one of our frequent flyers- I’m afraid thats only available in our reincarnation package.	1.3243	0.04004	222	165	42	15
689	And until you earn your wings, there are several other ways to get around.	1.3243	0.03795	222	161	50	11
690	Hey,I said “Shalom”, not “Slalom”.	1.3242	0.04263	182	133	39	10
691	He's here until hell freezes over.	1.3241	0.04027	216	160	42	14
692	looks like somebody expected hell to freeze over	1.3240	0.04593	179	135	30	14
693	Sure, he skips the line, but he doesn't get the complimentary robe.	1.3239	0.04226	213	161	35	17
694	When someone's last words are "hold my beer", they get to skip the line.	1.3239	0.04226	213	161	35	17
695	Contrary to popular belief, it’s all downhill from here.	1.3239	0.03899	213	155	47	11
696	Little known fact - on the seventh day he actually skis.	1.3238	0.04106	210	156	40	14
697	He still hasn't earned his wings.	1.3237	0.03643	241	175	54	12
698	He knew it was a slippery slope	1.3235	0.04188	204	152	38	14
699	He heard hell froze over and bolted.	1.3235	0.04188	204	152	38	14
700	It’s going to be harder to get back up than he thinks.	1.3234	0.03989	201	146	45	10
701	There are no shortcuts to heav….	1.3234	0.03863	201	144	49	8
702	Let us après.	1.3233	0.03882	232	172	45	15
703	Oh, that's just Elon. He tries every so often.	1.3232	0.04509	198	152	28	18
704	I know it seems unfair, but you have to understand that he's rich.	1.3231	0.04321	195	146	35	14
705	You can purchase day passes, but the eternal package is a better deal	1.3229	0.04138	223	169	36	18
706	Am I impressed? Yes. Will it get him inside? Heavens no.	1.3228	0.04287	189	140	37	12
707	I guess he’s in a rush to get in.	1.3226	0.04571	155	113	34	8
708	The path he's on leads straight to hell.	1.3224	0.04261	214	163	33	18
709	That'll be one of the Russians again. Don't worry, they usually fail the dope test.	1.3224	0.04312	214	164	31	19
710	Oh, dear. Missing a gate is going to cost him points.	1.3220	0.04228	205	154	36	15
711	He’ll go to heaven when hell freezes over	1.3220	0.04113	205	152	40	13
712	That’s God	1.3219	0.03771	233	171	49	13
713	Oh, she purchased the Skip the Line ticket.	1.3218	0.04329	202	153	33	16
714	Any snowboarders can just turn around now.	1.3217	0.03950	230	172	42	16
715	Darn one-percenters	1.3217	0.03803	230	169	48	13
716	That’s King Slalomon.	1.3216	0.04317	199	150	34	15
717	He'll say he died with his boots on.	1.3216	0.04257	199	149	36	14
718	They started showing up after some genius in marketing started advertising the après-life.	1.3216	0.04075	199	146	42	11
719	Wait, so the choir robes aren't mandatory?	1.3216	0.04075	199	146	42	11
720	His name is Bond. James Bond.	1.3212	0.04531	193	148	28	17
721	And that’s why border walls don’t work.	1.3212	0.04590	193	149	26	18
722	I know it’s confusing, but here that’s called a snow angel.	1.3212	0.04159	193	142	40	11
723	There goes St. Moritz.	1.3211	0.04202	218	166	34	18
724	He just came from cloud 9	1.3211	0.03722	218	157	52	9
725	There goes Stephen Hawking!	1.3211	0.04252	218	167	32	19
726	Jesus he’s fast! .	1.3211	0.04399	218	170	26	22
727	We get a few a day in the winter.	1.3210	0.04348	162	117	38	7
728	I guess he didn't land that last jump.	1.3209	0.03979	215	159	43	13
729	Hell of a jump one might say	1.3209	0.03924	215	158	45	12
730	“Ever see the Wide World of Sports? Yup—that’s him.”	1.3209	0.04381	187	140	34	13
731	Are you folks familiar with our FastPass program?	1.3209	0.04247	187	138	38	11
732	You see, this is why we can’t let hell freeze over.	1.3208	0.04664	159	118	31	10
733	He's from Switzerland, where skiing is like a religion.	1.3208	0.03961	212	156	44	12
734	Yeah, they’ve been doing that since Hell froze over.	1.3208	0.04017	212	157	42	13
735	Oh no, it’s fair. She lost half a day of skiing.	1.3206	0.04056	209	155	41	13
736	He's coming in from cloud nine.	1.3204	0.04270	181	133	38	10
737	That’s how Sonny Bono got in.	1.3204	0.04481	181	136	32	13
738	The ski jump entrance is only for members of our exclusive Pearly Flight Club. You need to have been very good AND very rich. It is basically just Keanu Reeves.	1.3204	0.04616	181	138	28	15
739	I've been telling James and John we need to raise the fence.	1.3204	0.04096	206	153	40	13
740	Don’t worry, it’s only all downhill for him	1.3202	0.03956	203	148	45	10
741	Looks like it froze over.	1.3200	0.04526	200	155	26	19
742	It’ll only count if he sticks the landing.	1.3200	0.04057	200	147	42	11
743	We couldn’t send him anywhere hot,	1.3200	0.04119	200	148	40	12
744	Another arrival from Purgatory. The ones from Vail and Aspen are coming later.”	1.3200	0.04057	200	147	42	11
745	So do you guys want a day pass?	1.3200	0.04136	175	126	42	7
746	St. Peter was surprised to see Ted making yet another attempt to crash heaven’s gate.	1.3196	0.04267	194	145	36	13
747	People try the darnedest ways to get in here.	1.3194	0.03682	216	155	53	8
748	Gate crasher.	1.3194	0.04249	191	142	37	12
749	There's someone enjoying life until the very end.	1.3191	0.03950	188	135	46	7
750	We have a quick entry for gold medalists.	1.3191	0.04361	188	141	34	13
751	Oh, that? Skiers have their own gates.	1.3190	0.04205	210	159	35	16
752	There's always one that games the system	1.3188	0.04079	207	154	40	13
753	He swapped his wings for them, now he never stops showing off.	1.3187	0.04105	182	132	42	8
754	Up here he DOES have a snowball’s chance.	1.3187	0.04321	182	135	36	11
755	Apparently, he died with his boots on.	1.3186	0.04001	204	150	43	11
756	Don’t mind him, he’s just one of the snow angels	1.3186	0.04001	204	150	43	11
757	He will be with us shortly…	1.3185	0.04522	157	115	34	8
758	Things have been going down hill since 2020.	1.3184	0.04441	179	134	33	12
759	If he can nail the landing, he's in.	1.3182	0.04017	198	145	43	10
760	You know what? I'm going to let him stay just for the effort.	1.3182	0.04017	198	145	43	10
761	This only happens every four years.	1.3182	0.03821	198	142	49	7
762	It appears hell's freezing over again.	1.3180	0.04210	217	166	33	18
763	Now let's talk about our packages	1.3178	0.03930	214	158	44	12
764	They’ll try anything to bypass the pearly gates	1.3177	0.04230	192	143	37	12
765	That one mentioned ‘dying’ before paying full price for a lift ticket.	1.3176	0.04602	170	128	30	12
766	Yup, border protection is a hot issue up here too.	1.3175	0.04134	211	159	37	15
767	No lift lines. The best perk.	1.3174	0.03641	230	167	53	10
768	Well, I guess Hell froze over.	1.3173	0.04119	208	156	38	14
769	Strange, he wasn’t due for another three seconds.	1.3173	0.03946	208	153	44	11
770	Yeah, yeah, I know. You'd think just being God would be impressive enough.	1.3173	0.04175	208	157	36	15
771	It's the hike back up that kills you.	1.3169	0.04301	183	136	36	11
772	Pride goes before the fall.	1.3168	0.04023	202	149	42	11
773	As per usual, the one-percenters have found themselves a loophole.	1.3168	0.04203	202	152	36	14
774	Don't worry. He'll be escorted out and placed at the back of the line.	1.3166	0.04063	199	147	41	11
775	Wait. Can he just do that?	1.3166	0.04063	199	147	41	11
776	Oh, him? He's a platinum member.	1.3163	0.04230	196	147	36	13
777	Ignore him. That’s the Holy Spirit and he’s having a midlife crisis.	1.3163	0.04291	196	148	34	14
778	Oh, he's a member of tomorrow's group.	1.3163	0.04285	215	166	30	19
779	Hell has better water skiing.	1.3163	0.03802	215	157	48	10
780	There’s actually more than one way to get in,	1.3163	0.03802	215	157	48	10
781	He'll be disqualified for missing a gate.	1.3161	0.04141	174	126	41	7
782	He's on a very slippery slope. Let us pray.	1.3161	0.04081	193	142	41	10
783	I guess Hell has frozen over.	1.3158	0.04385	190	144	32	14
784	That definitely warrants a random urine sample.	1.3158	0.04503	171	128	32	11
785	Powder Days are our busiest.	1.3158	0.04503	171	128	32	11
786	Walking on water was just his opening act.	1.3158	0.04426	171	127	34	10
787	He is one of the snow angels.	1.3158	0.03711	228	167	50	11
788	I keep telling them, its Shalom not slalom.	1.3156	0.03898	225	168	43	14
789	We offer as part of your eternal reward the thrill of victory without the agony of defeat.	1.3155	0.04479	168	125	33	10
790	That’s not what I meant when I said “FastPass holders may jump the line.”	1.3153	0.04126	203	152	38	13
791	It’s been a big problem since Hell froze over.	1.3152	0.04485	184	140	30	14
792	Just don’t call them daredevils.	1.3150	0.04046	200	148	41	11
793	It's an unfortunate loophole.	1.3149	0.04185	181	133	39	9
794	Camels be damned, the 1% always find a way to skirt the rules.	1.3149	0.04329	181	135	35	11
795	Some of us soar like an eagle. The rest form a line.	1.3148	0.03954	216	161	42	13
796	He’ll be right with you	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
797	Wow. I guess it really did freeze over.	1.3146	0.04378	178	133	34	11
798	Unfortunately, we do have a problem with illegal immigration.	1.3144	0.03996	229	174	38	17
799	We're experimenting with self check-in.	1.3143	0.04428	175	131	33	11
800	Elon! Get back in line!	1.3143	0.04502	175	132	31	12
801	Well, we couldn't put her in hell.	1.3140	0.03952	207	153	43	11
802	That’s one way to go.	1.3140	0.04126	207	156	37	14
803	God knows he's stood in enough lines already.	1.3138	0.04283	188	141	35	12
804	Training for the Olympus.	1.3138	0.04283	188	141	35	12
805	we're all on a slippery slope up here.	1.3138	0.04283	188	141	35	12
806	We’re not happy about it, but there are other ways in.	1.3136	0.03902	220	164	43	13
807	He doesn't even realize he's dead.	1.3136	0.04007	220	166	39	15
808	Trying to sneak in again	1.3136	0.03902	220	164	43	13
809	Building a wall is not as secure as you might think.	1.3136	0.04376	169	125	35	9
810	The term 'death-defying' doesn't really apply up here.	1.3136	0.04376	169	125	35	9
811	The sad truth is, even Heaven has to deal with border security issues.	1.3135	0.04463	185	141	30	14
812	Yes, there is life Apres Ski.	1.3134	0.04090	201	150	39	12
813	This is his last run. He'll be here soon, but he doesn't know it yet.	1.3134	0.04327	201	154	31	16
814	As it says in Job 35:5: "Look to the heavens, and see. See the skis, which are higher than you." Oops! A typo. They left out an "e".	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
815	He came in the same way he went out.	1.3134	0.04210	201	152	35	14
816	That's God. He's learning to go downhill like the rest of civilization.	1.3132	0.04447	182	138	31	13
817	Ah, yes. He’ll be joining you shortly.	1.3131	0.04314	198	151	32	15
818	Looks like it was a cold day in Hell.	1.3131	0.04193	198	149	36	13
819	Don't worry he's going straight to hell.	1.3131	0.04069	198	147	40	11
820	He couldn’t avoid that tree, but he did avoid my red tape.	1.3131	0.03975	214	160	41	13
821	Looks like we're also freezing over.	1.3128	0.04174	195	146	37	12
822	Too bad he missed the gate.	1.3128	0.04113	227	175	33	19
823	On the slopes,that’s known as Hell bound.	1.3125	0.03693	224	164	50	10
824	Let's just say he won't be needing his scarf where he's going.	1.3125	0.04952	160	124	22	14
825	We still can't agree on border security.	1.3125	0.04165	208	158	35	15
826	He’s been up there for an eternity.	1.3125	0.04270	160	116	38	6
827	At that height and speed of descent I give him three minutes before joining us.	1.3125	0.04052	208	156	39	13
828	…and the best part is, membership includes absolution!	1.3125	0.04020	192	141	42	9
829	She took gold in the ‘28 Olympics in St Moritz.	1.3125	0.04109	208	157	37	14
830	Just a second while we wait for a fourth guest to join the line.	1.3122	0.04092	205	154	38	13
831	At least he'll get the gold medal posthumously.	1.3122	0.03973	205	152	42	11
832	He got bored walking on water, so ...	1.3122	0.04150	205	155	36	14
833	Excuse me, he has a reservation.	1.3116	0.04326	215	168	27	20
834	Yeaaaaaahh, we're just gonna let that one slide...	1.3116	0.04802	138	102	29	7
835	It's a blasphemous entry but I'll allow it for style points.	1.3116	0.03989	199	147	42	10
836	First-time arrivals are always surprised by the express lane.	1.3116	0.03859	199	145	46	8
837	I've been asking for better border control but the Big Guy says no.	1.3115	0.04218	183	136	37	10
838	He's part of our border patrol.	1.3115	0.04218	183	136	37	10
839	Skiers! They’re always trying to cut to the front of the line.	1.3115	0.04218	183	136	37	10
840	Hell does the summer games.	1.3112	0.04156	196	147	37	12
841	Great jump - terrible landing	1.3112	0.04280	196	149	33	14
842	Powder is great at heavenly.	1.3112	0.03963	196	144	43	9
843	That’s one way to jump the queue!	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
844	And if you don't like it here then there is always The Slippery Slope To Hell.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
845	Sometimes it's a slippery slope between and good and evil.	1.3109	0.04002	193	142	42	9
846	There’s Waldo!	1.3108	0.04683	148	110	30	8
847	Well that's a bad gate to miss.	1.3107	0.04160	177	130	39	8
848	Oooops, a loophole.	1.3107	0.03957	206	153	42	11
849	And this is why you should always wear a helmet!	1.3106	0.04704	132	96	31	5
850	'Lifetime' ski pass isn't the deal you think it is.	1.3103	0.04361	174	130	34	10
851	Yes, the common belief among men of how angels travel is quite wrong.	1.3103	0.04232	203	155	33	15
852	Certain athletes have an easier time getting in.	1.3103	0.04511	174	132	30	12
853	Mother Teresa likes the black diamond runs.	1.3102	0.04208	216	167	31	18
854	Those Trump kids never learn.	1.3102	0.04613	187	146	24	17
855	He'll be joining us in 5, 4, 3. . .	1.3102	0.04290	187	141	34	12
856	If you want to change your mind- hell just froze over and I've heard the skiing is great.	1.3102	0.04222	187	140	36	11
857	Ah, they're making snow angels again	1.3100	0.04276	200	153	32	15
858	He'll be joining the line momentarily.	1.3099	0.04333	171	127	35	9
859	Skiers rarely come in through the gate.	1.3099	0.04250	213	165	30	18
860	He likes to make a big entrance.	1.3096	0.04011	197	146	41	10
861	Every so often He comes down from the mountaintop.	1.3096	0.04075	197	147	39	11
862	Sometimes He gets bored.	1.3094	0.04386	181	137	32	12
863	He used the app to check in.	1.3094	0.04097	181	133	40	8
864	Oh, he's TSA pre-certified.	1.3093	0.04051	194	144	40	10
865	He doesn't know he's dead yet.	1.3092	0.04058	207	156	38	13
866	Don't you just hate fast track showoffs?	1.3092	0.03820	207	152	46	9
867	The agony of defeat in 3-2-1......	1.3091	0.04351	165	122	35	8
868	I told him building a wall won't solve the problem.	1.3090	0.04364	178	134	33	11
869	If only he'd tried as hard on Earth.	1.3089	0.03741	191	137	49	5
870	Oh don’t mind him. There’s a black diamond run that feeds directly into our welcome centre.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
871	He’s a snow angel.	1.3087	0.04557	149	110	32	7
872	As they say, Everyone here is equal, but some are more equal than others.	1.3087	0.04752	149	112	28	9
873	Finally. Hell is frozen over.	1.3086	0.04819	162	125	24	13
874	He'll be penalized for missing a gate.	1.3086	0.04106	175	128	40	7
875	Is he in for a surprise.	1.3085	0.04135	188	140	38	10
876	Line jumper.	1.3085	0.03955	201	149	42	10
877	On a side note, you can still break your legs here.	1.3082	0.04717	159	121	27	11
878	As expected, every day is a powder day.	1.3081	0.03863	198	145	45	8
879	Well it is quicker than the usual route of good intentions.	1.3077	0.04098	195	146	38	11
880	Snowboarders? No, that's the other place.	1.3077	0.04295	182	137	34	11
881	They only wear wings for the camera.	1.3077	0.04512	156	116	32	8
882	I guess, heaven can't wait!	1.3077	0.04077	182	134	40	8
883	We take skiers but snowboarders can go to hell.	1.3077	0.05032	156	122	20	14
884	Remember, it’s a slippery slope to Hell.	1.3077	0.03769	221	164	46	11
885	Well, that’s one way to jump the line.	1.3077	0.04033	195	145	40	10
886	He died just like he raced — always missing the gates.	1.3077	0.04295	182	137	34	11
887	Trust me, when he lands he's going to experience the ultimate agony of defeat.	1.3073	0.04270	192	146	33	13
888	He’s boarding with Group 1.	1.3073	0.04415	179	136	31	12
889	We stopped legacy admissions but athletes still get a bump.	1.3073	0.04121	179	132	39	8
890	Yeah, well, we kinda waive the whole good/bad thing if you go out doing something awesome.	1.3070	0.04111	215	165	34	16
891	One day he's going to kill himself. Oh wait, he's already done that.	1.3069	0.04466	202	159	24	19
892	Ah, yes. The express lane.	1.3069	0.04000	202	151	40	11
893	Another lift line cutter going straight to hell.	1.3069	0.04239	202	155	32	15
894	He thought the lift line took an eternity, ha!	1.3068	0.04393	176	133	32	11
895	Nobody likes a show off.	1.3065	0.03712	199	144	49	6
896	It's just like college admissions: there's a separate gate for athletes.	1.3065	0.04495	186	144	27	15
897	It's a long way down if he falls.	1.3065	0.04229	186	140	35	11
898	Great run but missing the gate is an automatic disqualification.	1.3064	0.04665	173	134	25	14
899	Prosperity gospel has ruined this place.	1.3064	0.04368	173	130	33	10
900	Around here we usually only see pigs do that.	1.3062	0.04856	160	124	23	13
901	He comes for the apres vie.	1.3062	0.03967	209	157	40	12
902	We have many seasonal amenities at your disposal.	1.3061	0.04488	147	108	33	6
903	He bought an infinity pass.	1.3059	0.04055	219	168	35	16
904	Oh, that's another Bond movie being filmed on location.	1.3059	0.04419	170	128	32	10
905	They said the powder was to die for.	1.3057	0.04187	193	146	35	12
906	Another leap of faith	1.3056	0.04025	180	132	41	7
907	Oh, that is DEFINITELY not allowed.	1.3056	0.04176	180	134	37	9
908	Don't worry, he'll be joining us shortly.	1.3056	0.05052	144	111	22	11
909	Wings are optional.	1.3054	0.04222	167	123	37	7
910	Ok there's one other way to get in, but it's like super hard.	1.3053	0.04029	190	141	40	9
911	Oh, that? He bought the Fast Pass.	1.3052	0.04544	154	115	31	8
912	So hell froze over, but we didn't expect this.	1.3051	0.04371	177	134	32	11
913	This is the only place that can afford to host the Olympics now.	1.3050	0.04381	200	156	27	17
914	Wings and harps are essentially metaphors.	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
915	I recommend that you buy your own equipment. Multi-century rentals can be really expensive.	1.3046	0.04698	151	114	28	9
916	We're expecting him after one more run	1.3046	0.04249	197	151	32	14
917	And to think he took the Lord's name in vain when he missed the last gate	1.3043	0.04324	184	140	32	12
918	Happens all the time. Downhill racer. Missed a gate.	1.3043	0.04582	161	122	29	10
919	He'll be shocked when he finds out we test for drugs.	1.3043	0.04113	184	137	38	9
920	Downhill skier. Always flirting with death.	1.3041	0.04396	171	129	32	10
921	Alternatively,of course,you may choose the “leap of faith” option.	1.3041	0.04237	171	127	36	8
922	Just the razor blades I ordered. Prime same day	1.3041	0.04625	171	132	26	13
923	Show off! He was admitted a week ago in a biking accident.	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
924	The Lord is his shepherd. He will not fall.	1.3041	0.04462	148	109	33	6
925	Yeah, they think it's an easy way in, but landing on the streets paved with gold is no picnic.	1.3039	0.04442	181	139	29	13
926	It’s basically all downhill for the rest of eternity	1.3039	0.04082	181	134	39	8
927	It looks like Hell just froze over.	1.3037	0.04850	135	101	27	7
928	The border fence didn’t fix anything.	1.3037	0.04277	191	146	32	13
929	Most people request the angel wings upon admittance…. others get quite creative.”	1.3036	0.04758	168	131	23	14
930	Oh, that's St. Moritz.	1.3036	0.04606	168	129	27	12
931	That's God. He's pretending to be Jean-Claude Killy.	1.3036	0.04528	168	128	29	11
932	That's Jesus. There's always fresh powder in Heaven.	1.3036	0.04448	168	127	31	10
933	His parents gave generously to build the new bell tower, and there was an opening on the downhill skiing team	1.3032	0.03981	188	139	41	8
934	thats the exspress checkout	1.3030	0.04419	165	124	32	9
935	He’s just passing through.	1.3030	0.03979	165	119	42	4
936	Oh, Jesus Christ there he goes again.	1.3030	0.04663	165	127	26	12
937	We're still waiting for Mexico to pay for a higher wall.	1.3030	0.04502	165	125	30	10
938	Now that you're immortal, you may take advantage of our extreme sports program.	1.3028	0.05192	142	111	19	12
939	He gave up walking on water for skiing on air.	1.3026	0.04854	152	117	24	11
940	double black diamonds skip the queue.	1.3026	0.04150	195	148	35	12
941	Epic in life, epic in the afterlife. That's Mother Teresa for you.	1.3025	0.05541	119	92	18	9
942	We deduct points when they miss the gates.	1.3025	0.04558	162	123	29	10
943	Don't worry. We still don't allow snowboarders.	1.3023	0.04527	172	132	28	12
944	Last week the same guy tried a hot air balloon.	1.3023	0.04675	172	134	24	14
945	Oh yes, he goes by King Slalomon now.	1.3023	0.04374	172	130	32	10
946	Oh no, that's a disqualification, missed a gate"	1.3022	0.04281	182	138	33	11
947	Olympian or not, they should respect the process. There is a line.	1.3021	0.04258	192	147	32	13
948	These gatecrashers get more creative every year.	1.3021	0.03993	192	143	40	9
949	He was an accident waiting to happen.	1.3020	0.04637	149	112	29	8
950	He will be joining us in a moment	1.3019	0.04439	159	119	32	8
951	He'll be back soon. Someone told him about a snowball's chance in hell and he took it as a dare.	1.3018	0.04505	169	129	29	11
952	Yep. That's HIM.	1.3018	0.04426	169	128	31	10
953	We have to take sabbaticals, but it is hard for St. Peter to get away.	1.3017	0.04401	179	137	30	12
954	He needs to turn! Turn! Turn!	1.3017	0.04029	179	132	40	7
955	Last run.	1.3017	0.04029	179	132	40	7
956	I said,"Join me in a psalm," not a slalom.	1.3016	0.03892	189	139	43	7
957	Sigh. I'll get security on it.	1.3016	0.04034	189	141	39	9
958	They try everything. I doesn't work.	1.3014	0.04013	209	159	37	13
959	He won't take no for an answer. Last week he tried to tunnel under the fence.	1.3012	0.04559	166	127	28	11
960	Yes. We have Redbull in Heaven...	1.3012	0.04717	166	129	24	13
961	Yes, our premium level includes snow sports.	1.3011	0.04150	176	131	37	8
962	Yeah, the angels don’t fly using wings anymore.	1.3011	0.04595	176	137	25	14
963	We call that the 'Flyway-to-Hell'.	1.3010	0.04194	196	150	33	13
964	We were bought out by Vail last season	1.3010	0.04224	206	160	30	16
965	Well that didn't go well..	1.3007	0.04865	143	109	25	9
966	He’ll need to take some layers off when he gets to hell.	1.3006	0.04449	163	123	31	9
967	The one percent.	1.3006	0.04363	163	122	33	8
968	You can't see it yet, but there is a tree right in front of him.	1.3006	0.04195	173	129	36	8
969	It's surfing, skiing or choir, you choose how you want to spend eternity.	1.3005	0.04534	183	143	25	15
970	He has TSA PreCheck.	1.3005	0.04044	183	136	39	8
971	He really is late to his own funeral!	1.3005	0.04534	183	143	25	15
972	I'm disappointed. I thought they had wings.	1.3005	0.04044	183	136	39	8
973	He asked if he could make one last run.. I told him he had.	1.3005	0.04425	193	151	26	16
974	That’s my son. There will never be a second coming if he won’t set some goals and finally move out on his own.	1.3005	0.04043	193	145	38	10
975	The nouveau meek think they inherited everything.	1.3005	0.03971	203	153	39	11
976	It's a terrible inconvenience, but unfortunately that resort was there before us.	1.3005	0.04151	203	156	33	14
977	On the bright side, it looks like hell’s finally frozen over.	1.3005	0.04092	203	155	35	13
978	I'll let that slide.	1.3005	0.03787	213	159	44	10
979	Some people can't see a queue without trying to jump it.	1.3000	0.04133	200	153	34	13
980	It looks impressive. But the tough part is sticking the landing.	1.3000	0.04323	170	128	33	9
981	He wrote the Book of Slaloms.	1.3000	0.04308	180	137	32	11
982	TSA pre-approved...	1.3000	0.03947	200	150	40	10
983	I guess up here we don't need helmets	1.3000	0.04010	180	133	40	7
984	Omg? Is that Icarus?	1.3000	0.04162	180	135	36	9
985	At least this time he is not wearing a gown.	1.3000	0.04235	180	136	34	10
986	He has a lot riding on hitting the landing.	1.3000	0.04284	190	146	31	13
987	That’s not how it works here Elon	1.3000	0.04450	180	139	28	13
988	He’s on team Shabbat Slalom.	1.3000	0.04512	150	112	31	7
989	That is Donald Trump practicing his posthumous plan to sneak into heaven without being judged.	1.2995	0.04237	197	152	31	14
990	He'll be here shortly.	1.2995	0.04331	187	144	30	13
991	She’s waited in enough lines.	1.2995	0.04127	187	141	36	10
992	Ignore him. He's only here for the après life.	1.2994	0.04207	177	133	35	9
993	The hell with him.	1.2994	0.04290	167	125	34	8
994	No smoking, no swearing, no snowboarding-got it ?"	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
995	The purgatory crowd gets more creative every year.	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
996	Save him a place in line, he’ll be joining you momentarily.	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
997	Now that’s ironic. That’s how I ended up here.	1.2994	0.04374	167	126	32	9
998	Shalom and slalom.	1.2994	0.04536	167	128	28	11
999	We're gonna need a bigger fence	1.2994	0.04821	157	122	23	12
1000	Oh, It's just a returning snow angel.	1.2993	0.04570	147	110	30	7
1001	Hey look! It’s King Slalomon!	1.2993	0.04961	147	114	22	11
1002	Sorry. You have the wrong address. These are the gnarly gates.	1.2990	0.04025	194	146	38	10
1003	They say the skiing is to die for.	1.2989	0.04098	184	138	37	9
1004	Yes, there are many ways to enter heaven. However, that is not one of them.	1.2989	0.04241	184	140	33	11
1005	Free all day pass in heaven!	1.2989	0.04098	184	138	37	9
1006	What do you think people reading the New Yorker are going to say.	1.2989	0.04512	184	144	25	15
1007	It's a nice try...but there's no snow where he's headed.	1.2989	0.04482	174	134	28	12
1008	You won’t need lessons for anything, trust me!	1.2989	0.04407	174	133	30	11
1009	He has the Unitarian “Skip the Line” pass.	1.2988	0.04426	164	124	31	9
1010	Slalom, shalom. Either way everyone’s welcome.	1.2988	0.04426	164	124	31	9
1011	He's only here till hell freezes over.	1.2987	0.04886	154	120	22	12
1012	He’s a large donor.	1.2985	0.04741	134	100	28	6
1013	The penalty for missing the gate is hell.	1.2985	0.04116	201	154	34	13
1014	He died six months before qualifying for the senior ski pass. The Lord, in his mercy, took pity.	1.2984	0.03997	191	143	39	9
1015	Sometimes, God needs to get away from it all.	1.2984	0.03997	191	143	39	9
1016	We have a border problem up here, too.	1.2983	0.04287	181	138	32	11
1017	You need to upgrade to the premium package for that.	1.2983	0.04287	181	138	32	11
1018	Another hotdogger trying to jump the queue.	1.2982	0.04055	171	126	39	6
1019	She came in through the powdery gates.	1.2982	0.03969	171	125	41	5
1020	Yeah, sorry. There's more douchebags in here than you'd think.	1.2981	0.04650	161	124	26	11
1021	I guess the season pass has more access than I thought.	1.2981	0.04392	161	121	32	8
1022	It's only Amazon.	1.2980	0.04584	151	114	29	8
1023	It's not a flawless system.	1.2979	0.03745	188	137	46	5
1024	If you didn't want to wait in line, you could've paid for pre-check.	1.2979	0.04108	188	142	36	10
1025	While it may look cool, it's not going to get him in.	1.2979	0.03821	188	138	44	6
1026	As you might have noticed on earth, athletes get special privileges.	1.2978	0.04186	178	134	35	9
1027	He will be in the queue very soon.	1.2978	0.04186	178	134	35	9
1028	He’ll be with us soon.	1.2976	0.04432	168	128	30	10
1029	Cut! Who opened the slopes?	1.2976	0.04184	168	125	36	7
1030	Yes folks,we also have the 1%!	1.2976	0.03877	205	154	41	10
1031	Do not worry: He will be in tomorrow’s line.	1.2973	0.04151	185	140	35	10
1032	I guess it's all downhill from here.	1.2973	0.04290	185	142	31	12
1033	Look, wings are just one of the options.	1.2971	0.04385	175	134	30	11
1034	He died on the slopes in Aspen and nobody wants to disturb him with the details.	1.2970	0.04037	202	154	36	12
1035	Build a wall they said.	1.2970	0.04403	165	125	31	9
1036	Most folks call it Heaven; he calls it Apre's Life.	1.2969	0.04114	192	146	35	11
1037	Season passes are also available.	1.2969	0.04180	192	147	33	12
1038	Don’t tell me you’ve never heard of snow angels	1.2968	0.04501	155	117	30	8
1039	Don't mind him. He's headed to the other place.	1.2967	0.04195	182	138	34	10
1040	I'm guessing he doesn't stick the landing.	1.2967	0.04338	182	140	30	12
1041	That's our new Endless Holiday Package.	1.2967	0.04115	209	162	32	15
1042	He'll be here in no time.	1.2965	0.04200	172	129	35	8
1043	If he were porkier and less athletic, I'd guess Trump -- again demanding special access.	1.2963	0.04541	162	124	28	10
1044	Looks like he’ll be next in line.	1.2963	0.04157	189	144	34	11
1045	The Black Diamond routes supply us with most of those .	1.2963	0.04541	162	124	28	10
1046	Tech money. They think the rules don't apply to them.	1.2963	0.03949	189	141	40	8
1047	Forget the hand basket. The wealthy now go to Hell on skis.	1.2963	0.04157	189	144	34	11
1048	He's going downhill all the way."	1.2961	0.03981	206	157	37	12
1049	At our community center, you can enjoy re-enacting your last moments in the temporal realm.	1.2961	0.04013	179	133	39	7
1050	I said "Welcome and shalom to heaven," not "slalom to heaven".	1.2958	0.04976	142	110	22	10
1051	He doesn't know that skipping the vetting process will land him in hot water, very hot water.	1.2958	0.04058	213	165	33	15
1052	Our Platinum members are allowed to by-pass the gate.	1.2957	0.03988	186	139	39	8
1053	The apres-ski is heaven too.	1.2957	0.03763	186	136	45	5
1054	It’s a few puffy clouds up here but it’s mostly fresh powder	1.2957	0.04201	186	142	33	11
1055	Rules are rules; he missed the gate so he is disqualified.	1.2957	0.03915	186	138	41	7
1056	Jesus!	1.2956	0.04768	159	124	23	12
1057	When I told him to skedaddle, I had no idea he would misinterpret it as skidaddle"	1.2956	0.04421	159	120	31	8
1058	The only person we've let in from Aspen in decades.	1.2956	0.04421	159	120	31	8
1059	Slalom be with you.	1.2956	0.04510	159	121	29	9
1060	We're temporarily out of handbaskets.	1.2956	0.04020	203	155	36	12
1061	I advise to enter with no preconceptions about what this place is all about.	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
1062	Skiing is to die for	1.2953	0.03823	193	143	43	7
1063	Rich people, am I right?	1.2953	0.04714	149	114	26	9
1064	It's the only way the Swiss can get in.	1.2952	0.04122	166	123	37	6
1065	OH, We got a jumper.	1.2952	0.04462	166	127	29	10
1066	Ah, here comes my three o'clock.	1.2952	0.04462	166	127	29	10
1067	He’s the keeper of the skis to the kingdom	1.2952	0.04462	166	127	29	10
1068	So it’s all downhill from here?	1.2949	0.04189	156	115	36	5
1069	That lane is TSA pre-check.	1.2947	0.04001	190	143	38	9
1070	It’s not him.	1.2947	0.04271	190	147	30	13
1071	Millennials…	1.2945	0.04576	146	110	29	7
1072	No one mentioned that on Earth??? Yes,we accept do-gooders and ski jumpers. Someone was supposed to mention that.	1.2945	0.04432	163	124	30	9
1073	We don’t call him the Super G for nothing.	1.2944	0.04221	180	137	33	10
1074	There's a special place in Heaven for giant shalom."	1.2944	0.03994	180	134	39	7
1075	He had a week-end pass.	1.2944	0.03931	214	164	37	13
1076	There are many ways to enter Heaven!	1.2941	0.04057	170	126	38	6
1077	Forget him, he's hell-bent	1.2941	0.04142	170	127	36	7
1078	Yeah, seems like it's frozen over almost every day since he first got elected.	1.2941	0.04808	153	119	23	11
1079	Guess that's cooler than just knockin' on heaven's door.	1.2941	0.04063	204	157	34	13
1080	If you were going to the other place, you would see the agony of defeat.	1.2941	0.04466	170	131	28	11
1081	We've got to do something about our borders	1.2941	0.04383	187	146	27	14
1082	He's been trying to land a spot here for years.	1.2941	0.03897	187	139	41	7
1083	The crowd yelled “heaven help him” and it worked.	1.2938	0.03944	194	146	39	9
1084	I guess it's not just the Olympics that the Russians cheat in.	1.2938	0.04207	194	150	31	13
1085	Well, I'll be damned.	1.2938	0.04415	177	137	28	12
1086	Table for 3? Err, 4?	1.2938	0.04342	177	136	30	11
1087	Actually, there is another way to get in.	1.2938	0.04267	177	135	32	10
1088	Oh, and the skiing is also heavenly.	1.2938	0.04191	177	134	34	9
1089	Vail is great, but the powder today IS divine.	1.2937	0.04397	160	121	31	8
1090	See, in heaven you don't even have to pray for snow.	1.2937	0.04530	143	107	30	6
1091	Not again.	1.2936	0.05576	109	84	18	7
1092	For some, access is quicker.	1.2935	0.03788	201	150	43	8
1093	He's TSA pre-checked.	1.2935	0.04223	201	157	29	15
1094	That's some big heavenly air !	1.2934	0.03828	167	121	43	3
1095	Can we interest you in the upgrade	1.2934	0.04273	167	126	33	8
1096	Sadly, as it is on earth, so it is in heaven	1.2933	0.04182	150	110	36	4
1097	Hey! There's a line!	1.2931	0.04158	174	131	35	8
1098	Yes, you can stay, but you gotta stick the landing.	1.2931	0.04158	174	131	35	8
1099	Oh don't worry, he's part of our rewards program.	1.2930	0.04804	157	123	22	12
1100	This is his second home.	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
1101	He'll be here in a minute	1.2930	0.04167	157	116	36	5
1102	Honestly, when they choose not to snowboard we just let them in	1.2930	0.04631	157	121	26	10
1103	That's Gabriel. He made a deal with the boss: two weeks of skiing every millennium in exchange for not blowing his own horn so much.	1.2929	0.04808	140	107	25	8
1104	We should be seeing him soon	1.2928	0.04052	181	136	37	8
1105	Sigh...they don't seem to realize it's all downhill from here.	1.2928	0.03975	181	135	39	7
1106	Happening more & more since they increased slope takeoff angles	1.2928	0.04052	181	136	37	8
1107	Skiers yes, but no snowboarders.	1.2927	0.04235	164	123	34	7
1108	We have a lot more availability starting around June.	1.2927	0.04235	164	123	34	7
1109	It's all down hill here.	1.2926	0.03952	188	141	39	8
1110	It's God, sometimes he likes to pretend he's Jean-Claude Killy.	1.2924	0.04520	171	133	26	12
1111	Him? That’s Matthew Perry. God’s letting him play until his friends arrive.	1.2924	0.04285	171	130	32	9
1112	We get a lot here with poor judgment on Earth.	1.2923	0.04690	130	97	28	5
1113	An option for the less adventurous, of course, would be two wings and a harp.	1.2923	0.05057	130	100	22	8
1114	The young ones are always in a hurry...	1.2923	0.04059	195	149	35	11
1115	He was training for this moment his entire life.	1.2922	0.04691	154	119	25	10
1116	Ski Patrol	1.2922	0.04008	154	112	39	3
1117	Yep, that is the Indulgence Package they launched this past week.	1.2921	0.04320	178	137	30	11
1118	Once you are in, it will be downhill all the way.	1.2921	0.04246	178	136	32	10
1119	Our most recent arrival. We left the tree behind, of course	1.2919	0.04632	161	125	25	11
1120	It’s the express entry for those who took the high road.	1.2919	0.04374	161	122	31	8
1121	You guessed it! It was Aspen all along.	1.2919	0.04193	161	120	35	6
1122	Shlalom	1.2917	0.04496	168	130	27	11
1123	He just transitioned from the thrill of victory to the agony of deceased.	1.2917	0.04652	168	132	23	13
1124	Snowboarding is for the other place.	1.2914	0.04294	175	134	31	10
1125	He was having such fun that I decided to give him extra time before his accident.	1.2914	0.04370	175	135	29	11
1126	And to think - we followed all the rules and all you needed was a ticket for the ski lift.	1.2914	0.04444	175	136	27	12
1127	Apparently there is more than one way to get into heaven.	1.2914	0.04564	151	115	28	8
1128	Did I mention people are dying to get in here?	1.2914	0.05024	151	120	18	13
1129	He has a holiday pass, then he goes back to hell	1.2913	0.04028	206	159	34	13
1130	Yes, the Clear Pre-Check line is a bit faster.	1.2912	0.04107	182	138	35	9
1131	He donated an endowed cloud.	1.2912	0.03956	182	136	39	7
1132	We're gonna need a bigger wall.	1.2912	0.04323	182	141	29	12
1133	It’s called jumping the line	1.2912	0.03956	182	136	39	7
1134	He’ll find out that he’s overdressed for Hell.	1.2912	0.04461	182	143	25	14
1135	These flyovers are becoming a real problem.	1.2910	0.03934	189	142	39	8
1136	You can see how it pays to be a legacy admit.	1.2910	0.04075	189	144	35	10
1137	Evidently he paid for the Heavenly Fast Pass.	1.2909	0.04385	165	126	30	9
1138	Poor guy doesn’t know it’ll be all downhill from there!	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
1139	He just likes messing with the newbies.	1.2907	0.04420	172	133	28	11
1140	Worry not. We have a way of dealing with line jumpers.	1.2907	0.04420	172	133	28	11
1141	Aah! Another one jumping the queue.	1.2905	0.04315	148	110	33	5
1142	There'll be hell to pay for jumping this line!	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
1143	Another angel got their skis.	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
1144	We also have a golf cours	1.2905	0.04226	179	137	32	10
1145	Billionaires...	1.2905	0.04151	179	136	34	9
1146	Uh-oh, here comes George Santos again… and he’s not even dead!	1.2903	0.04753	155	121	23	11
1147	For the last time, it's pearly gates not pearly slopes.	1.2901	0.04350	162	123	31	8
1148	I told him he's going somewhere with extreme temperatures... I don't think he got the memo.	1.2900	0.03856	200	151	40	9
1149	You know the saying, the bigger the air, the closer to God.	1.2899	0.04230	169	128	33	8
1150	He has a multiple area pass.	1.2899	0.04507	138	103	30	5
1151	He has no chance of even finding a snowball down there	1.2898	0.04196	176	134	33	9
1152	Ever since hell froze over,Lucifer has picked up other interests	1.2898	0.04422	176	137	27	12
1153	I gave Jesus ski lessons for his birthday this year.	1.2897	0.04685	145	111	26	8
1154	Well, Jesus did say, ‘leap for joy, for behold, your reward is great in heaven’.	1.2897	0.04582	145	110	28	7
1155	There are, of course, exceptions.	1.2896	0.04088	183	139	35	9
1156	.......or you can just ski in.	1.2895	0.04240	152	113	34	5
1157	He is a legacy admission.	1.2895	0.04342	152	114	32	6
1158	I told the boss trees would create more early arrivals.	1.2892	0.03921	166	122	40	4
1159	He was the example of "The agony of defeat" for The Wide World of Sports every week on earth, so here he gets to experience "The thrill of victory."	1.2892	0.04278	166	126	32	8
1160	Yes,even Heaven you have to watch out for Gwyneth Paltrow.	1.2892	0.04103	166	124	36	6
1161	I've told him over and over - - -you don't have to compete here.	1.2891	0.04854	128	97	25	6
1162	No worries, he'll be here in a minute.	1.2890	0.04321	173	133	30	10
1163	Line jumping isn't a sin, but the public shaming lasts for eternity	1.2890	0.04242	173	132	32	9
1164	Our sportier angels prefer skiing to winging it.	1.2889	0.04205	180	138	32	10
1165	I always thought we were higher up	1.2888	0.04236	187	145	30	12
1166	It is easier to fly in than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle.	1.2887	0.04534	142	107	29	6
1167	Just another snow job.	1.2887	0.04749	142	109	25	8
1168	That's how they are jumping the lines these days.	1.2887	0.04308	142	105	33	4
1169	Well, that’s one way to make an entrance!	1.2887	0.03862	194	146	40	8
1170	We've updated our activity options. Eternity is a very long time.	1.2886	0.04975	149	118	19	12
1171	Oh, that. We put in a bid in to host the Olympics. The Big Guy thought it might improve attendance.	1.2886	0.04596	149	114	27	8
1172	One person's Heaven is another person's Hell.	1.2885	0.04813	156	123	21	12
1173	It's not what you think, he's on his way out	1.2885	0.04169	156	116	35	5
1174	You missed a gate!	1.2885	0.04727	156	122	23	11
1175	Try doing that in hell!	1.2882	0.04290	170	130	31	9
1176	Judge not, lest ye be judged..	1.2881	0.03938	177	132	39	6
1177	He's Hellbent.	1.2880	0.04141	184	141	33	10
1178	Another gate crasher...	1.2880	0.04068	184	140	35	9
1179	Even here,we have people cutting the lines.	1.2880	0.04141	184	141	33	10
1180	Don't mind Him, it's just a phase.	1.2880	0.05183	125	97	20	8
1181	Lucky guy. Looks like he’s going to get a second chance.	1.2880	0.03681	191	141	45	5
1182	Now that’s what I call aprés ski.	1.2879	0.05217	132	104	18	10
1183	I wish crazy skiers would just go to hell	1.2877	0.04555	146	111	28	7
1184	Give him a few moments and he'll be joining us.	1.2877	0.04555	146	111	28	7
1185	We’re hoping he makes it this time, one way or the other!	1.2877	0.04342	146	109	32	5
1186	Anyone who dies while skiing is automatically admitted.	1.2876	0.04317	153	115	32	6
1187	You can't skate your way through life, but I guess you can ski your way into heaven.	1.2876	0.04416	153	116	30	7
1188	We get a lot of them around here, the statistics are frightening	1.2876	0.04317	153	115	32	6
1189	Another Vail elitist jumping the line...	1.2875	0.04195	160	120	34	6
1190	Ignore him, He still believes Hell will freeze over.	1.2874	0.04256	167	127	32	8
1191	That one's going downhill for eternity.	1.2874	0.04503	167	130	26	11
1192	That’s just another ‘I can handle that black diamond run’ skier.”	1.2874	0.04376	174	135	28	11
1193	They're always looking for new ways to jump the line.	1.2873	0.03959	181	136	38	7
1194	Another gate jumper.	1.2873	0.03801	181	134	42	5
1195	That would be Cher's former husband, Sonny. Just in from purgatory.	1.2873	0.04036	181	137	36	8
1196	Oh, yes, there is a vacation package available. If you get in.	1.2872	0.04349	188	148	26	14
1197	This is the afterlife, sir, not the apres ski.	1.2869	0.05137	122	94	21	7
1198	Yes, we let in one or two a year that way.	1.2868	0.04946	129	99	23	7
1199	Every time a snow Angel falls it gets it’s wings	1.2868	0.04822	129	98	25	6
1200	Michael the Archangel is a bit of a show-off	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
1201	and of course, our ski conditions are perfect year-round	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
1202	This is his seventh heaven.	1.2867	0.04471	150	114	29	7
1203	I have him listed here as a standby.	1.2867	0.04370	150	113	31	6
1204	It's one of our skills-based exemptions for entry.	1.2866	0.04432	157	120	29	8
1205	His prayers were answered.	1.2866	0.04243	157	118	33	6
1206	I guess no one told you about the ski pass?	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
1207	We're a ski-in ski-out resort.	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
1208	Oh, ignore the snow angels…	1.2865	0.04104	171	129	35	7
1209	Snowboarders go straight to hell.	1.2865	0.04579	171	135	23	13
1210	…and no lift lines	1.2865	0.04019	171	128	37	6
1211	Oh, he paid for TSA pre.	1.2865	0.04104	171	129	35	7
1212	Gotta close that loophole!	1.2865	0.03919	178	133	39	6
1213	This establishment has a strict no snowboard policy.	1.2865	0.03810	192	144	41	7
1214	He might stick the landing, or he might crash and burn. God only knows.	1.2865	0.03951	192	146	37	9
1215	Remember him? He's the ABC "Agony of Defeat" Guy.	1.2857	0.04317	168	129	30	9
1216	We have a special section just for moguls.	1.2857	0.04208	147	109	34	4
1217	There is a special place for snowboarders	1.2857	0.04530	161	125	26	10
1218	It's Elon Musk. He owns the sky and just raised our rent.	1.2857	0.04892	140	109	22	9
1219	precheck	1.2857	0.03846	189	142	40	7
1220	The powder is to die for.	1.2857	0.04289	203	162	24	17
1221	Many entrants are surprised He doesn’t just lie around on His Day of Rest…	1.2857	0.04428	175	137	26	12
1222	That’s God. He skis when he’s not playing doctor.	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
1223	Snow angels need a vacation too.	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
1224	It’s aprés-aprés-ski	1.2857	0.04200	175	134	32	9
1225	You’ll be meeting him any second now.	1.2857	0.04193	154	115	34	5
1226	We have a limited number of set-asides for athletes and legacies.	1.2857	0.04016	182	138	36	8
1227	It generally takes good deeds to get in, but a gold medal in the ski jump works, too.	1.2857	0.04424	147	111	30	6
1228	He’ll be here in a few minutes.	1.2857	0.04672	154	120	24	10
1229	There goes Saint Olaf...	1.2857	0.04237	182	141	30	11
1230	He once worked field service for IBM. They get waved-in with the rest of the martyrs, no questions asked.	1.2857	0.04129	189	146	32	11
1231	Alot of people confuse slalom with shalom	1.2857	0.04277	175	135	30	10
1232	We always recommend the eternal lift pass.	1.2857	0.04200	175	134	32	9
1233	If they call it ‘Colorado’ instead of ‘Aspen’, they go right through.	1.2857	0.03919	189	143	38	8
1234	You know what they say. "It's all downhill from here.'	1.2857	0.04399	168	130	28	10
1235	Whoa! Jesus shreds!	1.2857	0.04428	175	137	26	12
1236	Does he know there's no snow there?	1.2850	0.04068	193	149	33	11
1237	Securing our border is going to be a big election issue next year..	1.2849	0.04172	186	144	31	11
1238	No matter how you look at it, it's all downhill from here.	1.2849	0.04498	179	142	23	14
1239	Hmm. Usually they skate by.	1.2849	0.03819	179	133	41	5
1240	Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!	1.2849	0.03980	179	135	37	7
1241	Rich men were struggling with the whole eye of the needle thing, so they learned to ski.	1.2849	0.04135	179	137	33	9
1242	It’s all downhill after death.	1.2849	0.04210	179	138	31	10
1243	Yes, we have border security problems up here too."	1.2849	0.04247	172	132	31	9
1244	Is that the guy who tried getting in on a camel earlier?	1.2848	0.04282	165	126	31	8
1245	Good Lord! There's always someone who cuts the line!	1.2848	0.04195	165	125	33	7
1246	Another one of the benefits of TSA Pre-check.	1.2848	0.04498	158	122	27	9
1247	Our season pass holders get priority.	1.2848	0.04220	158	119	33	6
1248	Wave hi to Jesus!	1.2848	0.04498	158	122	27	9
1249	Where did you think TSA came up with PreCheck?	1.2848	0.04640	151	117	25	9
1250	He took the high road	1.2848	0.04345	151	114	31	6
1251	We just added a black diamond run to Heaven’s Mountain and everyone’s dying to try it.	1.2848	0.04640	151	117	25	9
1252	Wait for it, wait for it......	1.2847	0.04480	144	109	29	6
1253	looks like he had a fast pass	1.2847	0.04627	137	104	27	6
1254	Shalom ... or should I say, Slalom?	1.2847	0.04510	137	103	29	5
1255	You see what I mean? People are just dying to get in here.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
1256	Did he just jump the line?	1.2842	0.03756	190	142	42	6
1257	Not everyone's dying to get in	1.2842	0.04072	183	140	34	9
1258	Yes, bucket lists still work up here.	1.2841	0.04021	176	133	36	7
1259	Technically, if he sticks the landing he can stay.	1.2841	0.04256	176	136	30	10
1260	It's the guy who crashed on the opening of ABC's Wide World of Sports. He gets to finish his jump up here.	1.2840	0.04212	169	129	32	8
1261	Relax - it’s set in Heaven, but it wasn’t actually filmed here.	1.2840	0.04127	169	128	34	7
1262	Well that’s a new twist on a leap of faith.	1.2840	0.04295	169	130	30	9
1263	Gabriel got new skis for Christmas...	1.2840	0.04041	169	127	36	6
1264	There goeth the agony of defeat.	1.2840	0.04590	162	127	24	11
1265	Some people have their own definition of heaven.	1.2840	0.04419	162	125	28	9
1266	The prodigal son...need I say more?	1.2839	0.04645	155	121	24	10
1267	There's fresh powder every hour.	1.2839	0.04554	155	120	26	9
1268	There's a 50% chance you'll meet him later	1.2839	0.04461	155	119	28	8
1269	It be more impressive if we had gravity up here.	1.2839	0.04735	155	122	22	11
1270	I knew that with climate change, they were moving the slopes higher, but this is ridiculous.	1.2839	0.04170	155	116	34	5
1271	It's my busiest season.	1.2839	0.04068	155	115	36	4
1272	He's headed to Purgatory.	1.2838	0.04292	148	111	32	5
1273	Getting in is easy. Getting a lift pass is the hard part.	1.2838	0.04072	148	109	36	3
1274	We replaced the stairway with a chair lift.	1.2837	0.04425	141	106	30	5
1275	Oh, that's one of our Premium Members	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
1276	You'd think he'd know that missing the gate means instant disqualifi...er...damnation!	1.2837	0.04648	141	108	26	7
1277	Sadly his TSA PreCheck approval was still pending, so I'm afraid he'll soon be regretting that cold weather gear too.	1.2837	0.04756	141	109	24	8
1278	Yeah. Apparently we’re hosting the Afterlife Olympics this year.	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
1279	Yes, its fun until you get to the bottom.	1.2836	0.04809	134	103	24	7
1280	For everything there is a season"	1.2835	0.04987	127	98	22	7
1281	Dude got some serious air.	1.2835	0.04860	127	97	24	6
1282	He pays for Heaven Premium.	1.2834	0.03939	187	142	37	8
1283	Yeah walls don’t work up here either.	1.2833	0.04115	180	138	33	9
1284	Well acutually, where we're sending him there is no snow.	1.2833	0.04189	180	139	31	10
1285	Ever since hell froze over we've been plagued by these darn dare devils.	1.2833	0.03961	180	136	37	7
1286	He's scheduled for next week.	1.2832	0.04225	173	133	31	9
1287	Climate change has forced the World Cup to move their starting gates to higher elevations	1.2832	0.04381	173	135	27	11
1288	The Swiss always seem to get in, first. Something about neutrality.	1.2832	0.04225	173	133	31	9
1289	We forgot to tell you? Hell’s hot, but we’re cold as hell?	1.2831	0.04173	166	126	33	7
1290	He had a TSA Precheck account.	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
1291	He had a lift ticket to paradise.	1.2830	0.04561	159	124	25	10
1292	Wrong gate!	1.2830	0.04561	159	124	25	10
1293	Gotta give him a 10 for that jump!	1.2830	0.04383	159	122	29	8
1294	The clouds don’t provide the kind of landing I think he expects.	1.2830	0.04291	159	121	31	7
1295	It looks dangerous, but the slopes are forgiving.	1.2829	0.04320	152	115	31	6
1296	Goddamn Norwegians!	1.2829	0.04706	152	119	23	10
1297	This happens every time hell freezes over.	1.2828	0.04559	145	111	27	7
1298	Lift tickets are optional.	1.2828	0.04118	145	107	35	3
1299	If he sticks the landing he deserves to be in.	1.2826	0.04125	184	142	32	10
1300	I guess the wall isn’t high enough.	1.2826	0.03827	184	138	40	6
1301	Oh ... just another atheist; they don't play by our rules.	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
1302	As I was saying, it's all downhill from here.	1.2826	0.04125	184	142	32	10
1303	He thought that ain't no mountain high enough	1.2826	0.04931	138	108	21	9
1304	He will be on line here shortly.	1.2825	0.04235	177	137	30	10
1305	Smart ass.	1.2825	0.04081	177	135	34	8
1306	Only one rule in ski heaven... no snowboarding	1.2824	0.04106	170	129	34	7
1307	Big mogul.	1.2824	0.03844	170	126	40	4
1308	His last black diamond run.	1.2824	0.04021	170	128	36	6
1309	I think this elevation is a little higher than he was expecting	1.2824	0.04190	170	130	32	8
1310	Whoa! We have a gate-crasher.	1.2824	0.04190	170	130	32	8
1311	Does he know that there’s no snow down there	1.2824	0.04190	170	130	32	8
1312	Or you can bribe me.	1.2824	0.04353	170	132	28	10
1313	Another one who wants to skip the paperwork.	1.2822	0.04396	163	126	28	9
1314	There are all manner of ways to enter the Kingdom. But, some are faster than others.	1.2822	0.04220	163	124	32	7
1315	Austrians.	1.2822	0.04129	163	123	34	6
1316	Wait 'till he tries to land.	1.2821	0.04619	156	122	24	10
1317	Don’t mind him; he is Norwegian.	1.2821	0.04795	156	124	20	12
1318	Don't believe the Red Bull ads. He's going to Hell.	1.2821	0.04708	156	123	22	11
1319	In a moment we'll have an opening for someone experienced in setting leg bones.	1.2821	0.04246	156	118	32	6
1320	Everything is downhill for that one.	1.2821	0.03898	195	149	37	9
1321	That Jesus, such a rascal.	1.2819	0.04201	188	147	29	12
1322	Since we’re all here, now seems like a good time to mention that we are hosting the 2748 Winter Olympics.	1.2819	0.04269	188	148	27	13
1323	People talk a lot about hell's heat, but usually don't realise how cold it is in heaven...	1.2819	0.04575	149	115	26	8
1324	After the Red Sea incident,Moses switched to winter sports.	1.2819	0.04769	149	117	22	10
1325	That's just Cloud Patrol.	1.2818	0.04314	181	142	27	12
1326	She bought the sports class indulgence!	1.2818	0.03863	181	136	39	6
1327	He's gonna wish he had a jet ski when he lands in the River Styx.	1.2817	0.04620	142	109	26	7
1328	He was warned, the gate is narrow.	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
1329	We offer the ultimate in out of bounds skiing.	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
1330	Looks like he is already in Heaven.	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
1331	The Big Guy still fast tracks Olympians. It's his take on nepotism.	1.2817	0.04727	142	110	24	8
1332	You get to do that when you are promoted to Archangel.	1.2815	0.05004	135	106	20	9
1333	You’ve been assigned to spend eternity at Temple Beth Slalom.	1.2814	0.04063	167	126	35	6
1334	See above for recreational activities.	1.2814	0.04322	167	129	29	9
1335	All winter sports are included in your resort fees.	1.2814	0.04063	167	126	35	6
1336	Oh my -- another asylum seeker from Hades...	1.2814	0.04237	167	128	31	8
1337	He will be entering shortly!	1.2812	0.05312	128	102	16	10
1338	What do you have to offer for the talent portion of the entrance exam?	1.2810	0.04586	153	119	25	9
1339	His sin was hubris.	1.2810	0.04491	153	118	27	8
1340	Welcome to the après-ski-life.	1.2810	0.04770	153	121	21	11
1341	I understand lift tickets are expensive, but admission to this place is priceless.	1.2810	0.04194	153	115	33	5
1342	To air is human, to land divine.	1.2810	0.04194	153	115	33	5
1343	That's how all the skiers get in, but we never let them stay.	1.2810	0.04194	153	115	33	5
1344	That "Agony of Defeat" guy finally made it.	1.2809	0.04289	178	139	28	11
1345	Those Alpine ski jumpers always go for big air. I think this one broke the record.	1.2808	0.04208	146	109	33	4
1346	He took a lot of risks in life too.	1.2807	0.03734	171	126	42	3
1347	Sigh He's been trying to stick the landing ever since that unfortunate practice run.	1.2807	0.04001	171	129	36	6
1348	For that, he's going straight to Hell.	1.2807	0.04169	171	131	32	8
1349	The other place appears to have frozen over.	1.2807	0.04169	171	131	32	8
1350	No,thanks. We want palm trees.	1.2807	0.04169	171	131	32	8
1351	Always somebody trying to jump the queue.	1.2807	0.04169	171	131	32	8
1352	Now that’s what I call a leap of faith.	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
1353	The Norwegians use a different entrance.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
1354	Be advised: even inside, a slippery slope to the bottom remains.	1.2806	0.05005	139	110	19	10
1355	Another illegal entry. We thought building the wall would fix that.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
1356	He has Pearly Gates Pre.	1.2806	0.04793	139	108	23	8
1357	They'll try anything to avoid a few simple questions.	1.2805	0.04286	164	126	30	8
1358	He’s got Global Entry”	1.2805	0.04197	164	125	32	7
1359	Slalom, shalom, salaam!	1.2805	0.04540	164	129	24	11
1360	That's a Doctors Without Borders volunteer.	1.2803	0.04726	132	101	25	6
1361	You can't just skate into here.	1.2803	0.04223	157	119	32	6
1362	Wow, the skiing conditions are just heavenly.	1.2803	0.04318	157	120	30	7
1363	See you soon.	1.2802	0.03766	182	136	41	5
1364	And here I thought he was going downhill.	1.2800	0.04243	150	113	32	5
1365	It was quicker this way, and it saved a tree.	1.2800	0.04549	150	116	26	8
1366	He’ll know soon enough: When you jump the line, you land in Hell.	1.2800	0.04646	150	117	24	9
1367	When we go high, they go higher!	1.2800	0.04183	175	135	31	9
1368	Donald again. Third attempt this week! — Security, release the griffins.	1.2800	0.04559	175	140	21	14
1369	He paid extra for the Fast-Pass.	1.2798	0.03953	168	126	37	5
1370	Skiers go express, snowboarders wait in line.	1.2795	0.04424	161	125	27	9
1371	That's the Norwegian EZPass lane.	1.2795	0.04245	161	123	31	7
1372	The only guy who got his money's worth for the lift pass.	1.2792	0.04466	154	119	27	8
1373	We're still working on beefing up border control.	1.2792	0.04370	154	118	29	7
1374	We get a lot of skiers this time of year…	1.2792	0.04370	154	118	29	7
1375	It's a great strategy until hell freezes over.	1.2791	0.04229	172	133	30	9
1376	We have heavenly sports, too. Skiing on a cloud is just one.	1.2791	0.04148	172	132	32	8
1377	That reminds me — none of you snowboard, right?	1.2789	0.04708	147	115	23	9
1378	They might not be fit to pass through the pearly gates, but they are fit enough to jump over.	1.2789	0.04608	147	114	25	8
1379	We get the occasional ski-in.	1.2788	0.04175	165	126	32	7
1380	Nice to still see skiers. They are mostly coming in on snowboards these days.	1.2788	0.04349	165	128	28	9
1381	Downhill sinner	1.2787	0.04056	183	141	33	9
1382	Hold on, I need to call down to security and let them know Bob’s trying to bypass the gate again.	1.2787	0.03748	183	137	41	5
1383	He prepaid for a season pass.	1.2786	0.04064	140	103	35	2
1384	Let us pray .	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
1385	First it was the walking on water and now this!Jeez!	1.2785	0.04567	158	124	24	10
1386	Heaven must've frozen over.	1.2784	0.04083	176	135	33	8
1387	But no snowboarders make it in.	1.2783	0.04870	115	87	24	4
1388	He's a gold medal winner.	1.2781	0.04522	151	117	26	8
1389	Though risky, the fast route is gaining in popularity	1.2781	0.04322	151	115	30	6
1390	Nice try. But he's still going to hell.	1.2781	0.04423	151	116	28	7
1391	He’s in the express lane.	1.2781	0.04423	151	116	28	7
1392	You could have taken the ski lift up here.	1.2781	0.04423	151	116	28	7
1393	You're at the wrong gate. This is the snowy gate. For further information, download the "Gatefinder" app, scroll down to "Limbo" and tap "Pearly."	1.2781	0.04358	169	132	27	10
1394	Hey That’s Cheating!!	1.2781	0.04277	169	131	29	9
1395	Once in a while, we throw one back.	1.2781	0.04358	169	132	27	10
1396	Security!	1.2781	0.04358	169	132	27	10
1397	For the record he's going for the longest jump into eternity!	1.2781	0.04137	187	146	30	11
1398	We found it quicker to allow entry directly from the black-diamond course.	1.2778	0.04487	162	127	25	10
1399	That’s God. He thinks he’s Jean-Claude Killey	1.2778	0.04312	162	125	29	8
1400	Another Norwegian long hill jumper - got him. Next!	1.2778	0.05242	126	100	17	9
1401	It's the giant shalom.	1.2778	0.04222	162	124	31	7
1402	That guy? He also figured out how to squeeze a camel through the eye of needle.	1.2778	0.04736	162	130	19	13
1403	I know this sounds crass,but how long is the chairlift line?	1.2778	0.04346	144	109	30	5
1404	Oh,he had TSA pre-check.	1.2778	0.04116	144	107	34	3
1405	I have said for millenia that walls don't work.	1.2775	0.03868	191	146	37	8
1406	Unfortunately it's all downhill from here.	1.2775	0.04208	173	134	30	9
1407	Oh, him? The agony of defeat.	1.2774	0.04148	155	117	33	5
1408	Illegal immigrants.	1.2774	0.04248	155	118	31	6
1409	When spellcheck doesn’t catch Slalom for Shalom.	1.2774	0.04441	155	120	27	8
1410	No worries,he'll keep going downhill.	1.2774	0.04717	137	106	24	7
1411	That Jesus, he always has to make an entrance!	1.2774	0.04830	137	107	22	8
1412	Just don't tell him you're snowboarders	1.2774	0.04940	137	108	20	9
1413	That’s what landed him here.	1.2774	0.04484	137	104	28	5
1414	He'll have to stick the landing if he's going to be judged worthy.	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
1415	He should be here any minute.	1.2773	0.04910	119	91	23	5
1416	There goes another pushy Norwegian.	1.2771	0.04241	166	128	30	8
1417	Oh, he's from Tahoe.	1.2770	0.04269	148	112	31	5
1418	and the lord said let there be flight'	1.2770	0.04479	148	114	27	7
1419	Their entitlement knows no bounds.	1.2770	0.04680	148	116	23	9
1420	Miniature golf and ski - first cloud to your right.	1.2770	0.04375	148	113	29	6
1421	That's Gary. Don't ask him about skiing or you'll forget you're in heaven.	1.2770	0.04580	148	115	25	8
1422	Yeah, we agreed a long time ago. We get to host the Winter Olympics up here, and the Summer Olympics are held down in that other place.	1.2769	0.05124	130	103	18	9
1423	Oy Vey!	1.2768	0.03734	177	132	41	4
1424	No means no, Kissinger!	1.2767	0.04363	159	123	28	8
1425	He is the best hope for the cloud nine team !	1.2767	0.04271	159	122	30	7
1426	Yeah, the Bible never mentions it, but that’s a valid way in.	1.2767	0.04453	159	124	26	9
1427	They sent him up here because Hell hasnt frozen over yet.	1.2767	0.04363	159	123	28	8
1428	So once you reach the Pearly Gates, it's all downhill from here.	1.2767	0.04453	159	124	26	9
1429	One man's paradise is another man's ski slope.	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
1430	Oh, he's pre-checked under our frequent dier program.	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
1431	I think he's headed down the slipperiest slope of them all.	1.2765	0.04415	170	134	25	11
1432	He will regret that when he lands on those streets made of gold.	1.2765	0.04172	170	131	31	8
1433	You think white privilege ends on Earth?	1.2764	0.05072	123	96	20	7
1434	He really needed to get the hell out of here	1.2763	0.04195	152	115	32	5
1435	Now where does he think HE'S going?	1.2762	0.04002	181	139	34	8
1436	Yes, he was famous for the agony of defeat.	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
1437	Well, when did it freeze over?	1.2761	0.04784	134	104	23	7
1438	Evil? No, it’s Evel Knievel	1.2761	0.04784	134	104	23	7
1439	It’s the fast track for saints.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
1440	You're going to have to wait for a table. Looks like my 11:30 just arrived.	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
1441	On our website, heaven.org, there’s an option to avoid the wait at the gate.	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
1442	Some arrive here just before they are departed.	1.2761	0.04200	163	125	31	7
1443	He's going to miss the gate!	1.2761	0.03920	163	122	37	4
1444	The Lord works in mysterious ways.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
1445	That's how He makes snow angels.	1.2759	0.04987	116	89	22	5
1446	A teeny-tiny typo on our brochure and suddenly we're the 'Celestial Ski Haven'.	1.2759	0.04941	145	116	18	11
1447	That's our new EZpass option.	1.2759	0.04536	145	112	26	7
1448	Yea, He can walk on water too!	1.2759	0.04843	145	115	20	10
1449	That's a bit over the top	1.2759	0.04429	145	111	28	6
1450	At least "the agony of defeat" has a happy ending	1.2759	0.04743	145	114	22	9
1451	Clever, but he’ll never stick the landing.	1.2756	0.04125	156	118	33	5
1452	That's called jumping the queue .	1.2756	0.04224	156	119	31	6
1453	Well, That's new....	1.2756	0.04224	156	119	31	6
1454	Some are more eager to arrive than others.	1.2756	0.04832	127	98	23	6
1455	Trust me, you can’t afford the lift passes.	1.2753	0.03964	178	136	35	7
1456	You'll have to go to the other place if you want to see snowboarders.	1.2753	0.04272	178	140	27	11
1457	Yes, its a rich man's sport. But, more power to him, he slalomed right through the eye of the needle.	1.2752	0.04553	149	116	25	8
1458	Yes, border security is a problem.	1.2752	0.04349	149	114	29	6
1459	We also let skiers in heaven	1.2752	0.04453	149	115	27	7
1460	That's no way to cut the line. I guess she doesn't know there no place to land.	1.2752	0.04453	149	115	27	7
1461	He's not jumping the line, he's just showing off for Gabriel.	1.2752	0.04244	149	113	31	5
1462	Apparently the Express Lane is now open.	1.2752	0.04453	149	115	27	7
1463	He'll get eternal bliss, with a slight deduction for missing the gate.	1.2750	0.04154	160	122	32	6
1464	If he makes it into heaven alive, my reputation is ruined.	1.2750	0.04058	160	121	34	5
1465	He’s just here until Hell freezes over.	1.2750	0.04517	160	126	24	10
1466	Different rules for moguls.	1.2750	0.03860	160	119	38	3
1467	Must be some mogul	1.2749	0.04151	171	132	31	8
1468	We’re hosting a super-G. The big guy likes the name.	1.2748	0.04605	131	100	26	5
1469	We're not quite as high up as everyone seems to think.	1.2747	0.03983	182	140	34	8
1470	Vail ruined this place too?	1.2746	0.04486	142	109	27	6
1471	Yes, he should be in line any minute now.	1.2745	0.04565	153	120	24	9
1472	Ski-Z Pass	1.2745	0.04067	153	115	34	4
1473	The pearly gates are not as high as they used to be.	1.2745	0.04067	153	115	34	4
1474	Wait until you see where he lands.	1.2744	0.04087	164	125	33	6
1475	Jesus is risen, folks!	1.2744	0.04178	164	126	31	7
1476	Beat that and you're in	1.2744	0.04178	164	126	31	7
1477	Holy Shit.	1.2742	0.05036	124	97	20	7
1478	He's off course. This is the final gate.	1.2741	0.04753	135	105	23	7
1479	Wait, are we in the wrong line?	1.2741	0.04390	135	102	29	4
1480	Norwegians. They have season passes.	1.2740	0.04403	146	112	28	6
1481	Yes, admission does come with access to the Pearly Slopes.”	1.2739	0.04103	157	119	33	5
1482	Yes, ski jumping is the only way out of purgatory.	1.2739	0.04391	157	122	27	8
1483	Oh him? He signed up for keyless entry	1.2739	0.04483	157	123	25	9
1484	We really need to work on border security.	1.2739	0.04297	157	121	29	7
1485	Dinner for four?	1.2738	0.04363	168	132	26	10
1486	Don't worry. When he finds out we don't have a lift, he'll be outa here.	1.2737	0.03945	179	137	35	7
1487	Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?	1.2737	0.04251	179	141	27	11
1488	How come no one told us you could get in that way?	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
1489	Skiiway to heaven	1.2734	0.04428	139	106	28	5
1490	Oh Jesus...No, I mean that really is Jesus.	1.2734	0.04768	139	109	22	8
1491	Don’t mind him. He’ll eventually wind up in line with the rest of you.	1.2733	0.04427	150	116	27	7
1492	Well, at least he made it. I can't tell you how many times we've had to repair the fence.	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
1493	Now you know - Vermont is Heaven.	1.2733	0.04220	150	114	31	5
1494	I can't tell if he's flying through the air or skiing down a hill, either.	1.2733	0.04427	150	116	27	7
1495	Few will enter, but even fewer will afford the lift pass.	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
1496	He sold his soul to the devil for a season’s pass	1.2733	0.04112	150	113	33	4
1497	Poor fellow, there is no ski lift for where he’s going.	1.2733	0.04225	161	124	30	7
1498	Don’t mind him. He’s been going downhill since he got here.	1.2733	0.04225	161	124	30	7
1499	See, this is why you can't "just build a wall"!	1.2733	0.04405	161	126	26	9
1500	We've recently added a lift to Cloud 9.	1.2733	0.04132	161	123	32	6
1501	And on Wednesdays, Christopher guides the more experienced skiers through our back woods trails.	1.2733	0.03961	172	131	35	6
1502	Sorry folks, he has a Fast Pass.	1.2732	0.03810	183	139	38	6
1503	That's a jump maneuver called 'Eye of the Needle'	1.2727	0.04458	143	110	27	6
1504	'if you think that's cool, wait until you see the fondue'	1.2727	0.03974	165	125	35	5
1505	Table for three?	1.2727	0.04330	165	129	27	9
1506	We give the fund managers a view of what could have been.	1.2727	0.04249	154	118	30	6
1507	Frigging Agnostics!	1.2727	0.04458	143	110	27	6
1508	Oh, for St. Pete's sake, here comes another one skipping the line!	1.2727	0.04155	165	127	31	7
1509	Some people skate on through, some ski.	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
1510	I see your fourth for bridge is about to arrive.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1511	The ski jumps seem to get higher and higher every year.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
1512	Oh Schuss! There he goes again	1.2727	0.03783	165	123	39	3
1513	OMG is that Skesus!?	1.2727	0.04243	165	128	29	8
1514	He’s rounding the final gate!	1.2722	0.03926	180	138	35	7
1515	Willfully passing the gates of leisure and normal knees for a final plunge downhill and the potential fall before the finish line...what a familiar story my friends.	1.2722	0.04089	169	130	32	7
1516	Still, it looks a lot easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle.”	1.2722	0.04258	169	132	28	9
1517	He's happy in heaven. He used to be known as the Agony of Defeat.	1.2722	0.04175	169	131	30	8
1518	Weirdly, that's the only other way in here.	1.2722	0.03913	169	128	36	5
1519	Yep he hit a tree. Been with us 40 years.	1.2722	0.04367	158	123	27	8
1520	If you can do that, you don't have to talk with me to get inside.	1.2721	0.04784	147	117	20	10
1521	He never really wanted to wait his turn. That was his problem."	1.2721	0.04377	147	113	28	6
1522	He's on the new Ecumenical Pass. It lets you skip the lines at all the major posthumous destinations.	1.2721	0.04377	147	113	28	6
1523	OMG, why do I even bother with this list anymore	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
1524	Yes, that’s how we test if an angel did, in fact, get their wings	1.2721	0.04836	136	107	21	8
1525	I tell brahs, it is easier for a gaper to smash a switch double cork 1440 than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of Heaven."	1.2720	0.05252	125	100	16	9
1526	Oh, trust me. His final judgement is being rendered as we determined.	1.2719	0.04542	114	85	27	2
1527	Now, THAT is some epic air.	1.2719	0.04871	114	87	23	4
1528	We are blessed, folks. God’s vacation is over. He’s back.	1.2717	0.04026	173	133	33	7
1529	He is going to Norwegian Heaven	1.2717	0.04269	173	136	27	10
1530	Yes, we have eternally good conditions at heavenly valley.	1.2717	0.04109	173	134	31	8
1531	He's going too fast and has no helmet. I may be seeing him soon.	1.2715	0.04401	151	117	27	7
1532	We have skiing but no moguls.	1.2715	0.04299	151	116	29	6
1533	Up here, there are no slippery slopes!	1.2715	0.04500	151	118	25	8
1534	And that's the other way in.	1.2715	0.03979	151	113	35	3
1535	Who knew Heaven would be cold as Hell?	1.2713	0.04766	129	100	23	6
1536	Yes. Heaven is on the EPIC Pass, but up here there are no lines.	1.2713	0.04637	129	99	25	5
1537	And whereas you three actually read the back of your lift tickets before dying in the avalanche, you can go right in.	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1538	I guess Red Bull really does give you wings.	1.2712	0.05058	118	92	20	6
1539	He thinks he's got a world record. He's going to flip when I tell him he fell off the ski jump ramp	1.2711	0.04391	166	131	25	10
1540	Apparently there are easier ways to get into Heaven.	1.2710	0.04225	155	119	30	6
1541	Thank God my ski instructor has finally arrived.	1.2710	0.04022	155	117	34	4
1542	No snow where he's going	1.2710	0.04323	155	120	28	7
1543	Yes, just like they say in the ads, it’s a skier’s paradise.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
1544	That’s why we built the wall.	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
1545	"Oh him? He has PreCheck."	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
1546	Try it. It won’t kill you!	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
1547	Being "the agony of defeat" for so long gave him a free pass.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
1548	Oh, that’s Ingmar. He arrives this afternoon.	1.2707	0.04789	133	104	22	7
1549	I don't think he understands that even if he sticks the landing, he'll keep falling.	1.2706	0.04236	170	133	28	9
1550	We need to build a bigger wall..	1.2705	0.05210	122	97	17	8
1551	Blessed are those that Shred the Gnar.	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
1552	Yes, we have an accelerated entry program	1.2703	0.04215	185	147	26	12
1553	Well, he paid to fast track admission.	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
1554	He expects that Hell will be frozen over.	1.2703	0.04657	148	117	22	9
1555	Runners may get high, but skiers ascend.	1.2703	0.04657	148	117	22	9
1556	No, now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen a snowboarder up here.	1.2703	0.04456	148	115	26	7
1557	After Border Patrol apprehends him,he'll wish he wasn't dressed so warmly.	1.2703	0.04851	148	119	18	11
1558	Holy, jumpin’ Jesus!	1.2703	0.04779	111	84	24	3
1559	We're trying to keep them separated from the snowboarders this year.	1.2703	0.04351	148	114	28	6
1560	Yes, passes are still available, with purchase of our upgrade package, of course.	1.2703	0.04244	148	113	30	5
1561	Going for the gold.	1.2701	0.04006	174	134	33	7
1562	That's God training for the Olympics. No one has told him about global warming yet.	1.2701	0.05023	137	110	17	10
1563	He hasn't got a prayer to win.	1.2701	0.04335	137	104	29	4
1564	He misheard me: I said there's-no tomorrow.	1.2701	0.04576	137	106	25	6
1565	His slippery slope arguments finally paid off.	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
1566	He’ll be along in a minute!	1.2699	0.03898	163	123	36	4
1567	Joke's on him - you can't get in without a lift pass.	1.2699	0.04357	163	128	26	9
1568	Thats Hans, poor soul, still trying to out run that avalanche.	1.2699	0.04443	163	129	24	10
1569	Yeah; he’s from Colorado, and prayed for fresh snow 24/7, so we answered his prayers.	1.2698	0.04835	126	98	22	6
1570	She’s also a published author.	1.2698	0.03871	189	146	35	8
1571	It’s OK, his parents paid for an athletic scholarship.	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
1572	Don't worry. He's heading "downhell."	1.2697	0.04474	152	119	25	8
1573	Ok, so perhaps there are some loopholes........	1.2697	0.04570	152	120	23	9
1574	Sin is a slippery slope.	1.2697	0.03957	152	114	35	3
1575	That's Chad. He's a Gnarly angel.	1.2697	0.04375	152	118	27	7
1576	He's not wearing a helmet. He'll be in line with you shortly.	1.2697	0.04066	152	115	33	4
1577	They are always trying new ways to sneak in!	1.2697	0.04275	152	117	29	6
1578	I guess for him it's all downhill.	1.2695	0.04256	141	107	30	4
1579	That's the "Agony of Defeat" guy. It's not going to end well for him here either.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
1580	Yeah, that’s Dave. Big donor to the Church.	1.2695	0.04488	141	109	26	6
1581	Well, you can ask him what he was thinking shortly when he gets in line behind you.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
1582	Every day is a powder day, so he loves to show off for newcomers.	1.2695	0.04815	141	112	20	9
1583	I expect we'll be meeting that one shortly.	1.2695	0.04112	167	129	31	7
1584	It's not generally known but Olympic medal winners can take it with them.	1.2695	0.04284	167	131	27	9
1585	Yes that’s the big guy. He thinks he’s Jean-Claude Killy.	1.2695	0.04284	167	131	27	9
1586	He’s just passing by on his way to the other place.	1.2695	0.03840	167	126	37	4
1587	We try to do something special for Olympic athletes.	1.2692	0.04299	156	121	28	7
1588	Let us pause on this slolom occasion	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
1589	I hear some sports are transcendental.	1.2692	0.04979	130	103	19	8
1590	He paid for the fast pass.	1.2692	0.04202	156	120	30	6
1591	He’s going for the gold.	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1592	Somebody’s getting a happy ending, for sure	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
1593	Where he’s going he won’t need those warm clothes.	1.2690	0.03962	171	131	34	6
1594	Why do you think it’s called Heavenly?	1.2690	0.04374	171	136	24	11
1595	Surely, not a medalist.	1.2690	0.04295	145	111	29	5
1596	Our elevation does have its complications.	1.2690	0.04405	145	112	27	6
1597	He's hell bent on getting in here!	1.2690	0.04182	145	110	31	4
1598	He's about to be way out over his skis.	1.2689	0.05161	119	94	18	7
1599	Apparently, he took advantage of a rare cold day in hell.	1.2689	0.05429	119	96	14	9
1600	Hell freezing over wasn't a problem. The ski jump they installed, though...	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1601	Oh,not to worry. He has an appointment with Saint Bernard.	1.2688	0.04318	160	125	27	8
1602	It’s the quickest way in.	1.2687	0.04757	134	105	22	7
1603	He thinks it’s just a flyover.	1.2687	0.04259	134	101	30	3
1604	Yes, but when He does wipe out, it's spectacular.	1.2687	0.04637	134	104	24	6
1605	It's true. If you don't look down you keep going.	1.2687	0.04515	134	103	26	5
1606	You'd think he'd be scared of skiing after what happened.	1.2686	0.04303	175	139	25	11
1607	Happens every 4 years	1.2685	0.04915	149	121	16	12
1608	Ski is the limit!	1.2685	0.03999	149	112	34	3
1609	That's Peter for you.	1.2685	0.03999	149	112	34	3
1610	We recently included a ski resort to attract billionaires to Heaven. So far, only one has qualified!	1.2685	0.04111	149	113	32	4
1611	"Hmm, it looks like Claude hit that tree ahead of schedule."	1.2683	0.04333	164	129	26	9
1612	Express Lane	1.2682	0.03846	179	137	36	6
1613	Rest in Piste	1.2681	0.04546	138	107	25	6
1614	And in the summer it's skateboards.	1.2680	0.04148	153	117	31	5
1615	Correct,the snowboarders are at the other place.	1.2680	0.04544	153	121	23	9
1616	No lifts running, icey trails, wet gloves, no hot cocoa. Welcome to Hell.	1.2680	0.04637	153	122	21	10
1617	Lucky for him, the Boss likes winter sports.	1.2680	0.04148	153	117	31	5
1618	Bond, James Bond.	1.2680	0.04544	153	121	23	9
1619	Jesus can walk on water so Moses had to up the ante.	1.2680	0.04448	153	120	25	8
1620	See, I told you to wear your helmet!	1.2680	0.04148	153	117	31	5
1621	Another one, comin’ in hot	1.2680	0.04043	153	116	33	4
1622	Sadly, Mr. Slalom will be in line behind you in a few moments...	1.2679	0.04261	168	132	27	9
1623	He bought the season pass.	1.2677	0.04534	127	97	26	4
1624	He has no idea where he's REALLY headed just yet.	1.2677	0.04802	127	99	22	6
1625	We have a Fast Lane for downhill skiers.	1.2676	0.04347	142	109	28	5
1626	Even here, there's always somebody trying to jump the line...	1.2676	0.04460	142	110	26	6
1627	There’s always someone….	1.2676	0.04460	142	110	26	6
1628	It's why the All Access ski passes are so expensive.	1.2676	0.04347	142	109	28	5
1629	Last week we had a paraglider	1.2675	0.04370	157	123	26	8
1630	Slalom skier! Let's hope he doesn't miss the final gate.	1.2675	0.04080	157	120	32	5
1631	It's been like this ever since they installed that chair lift on Everest	1.2672	0.04825	131	103	21	7
1632	We built a wall. What good did it do?	1.2671	0.04485	146	114	25	7
1633	Yeah, we tend to get a lot of creative gate-crashers here.	1.2671	0.04269	146	112	29	5
1634	He's got a season pass.	1.2671	0.04378	146	113	27	6
1635	Before He got the snow report,He used to rest on the Sabbath	1.2671	0.04269	146	112	29	5
1636	Snowboarders though are not allowed.	1.2671	0.04269	146	112	29	5
1637	That doesn't work. They'll just bring him back to the gate.	1.2671	0.04725	161	131	17	13
1638	God knows we're going to have to build a higher wall!	1.2671	0.04110	161	124	31	6
1639	There's more than one way to enter the kingdom of heaven.	1.2671	0.04295	161	126	27	8
1640	Technically, the Swiss are all on the ‘Hell’ list but we’ve never been able to keep them out.	1.2671	0.04015	161	123	33	5
1641	I guess it wasn’t a cold day in Hell	1.2671	0.04384	161	127	25	9
1642	It’s the most blunderful time of the year.	1.2667	0.04361	135	103	28	4
1643	On your left!	1.2667	0.05257	120	96	16	8
1644	Snow angels are different up here.	1.2667	0.04984	120	94	20	6
1645	He'll join us shortly!	1.2667	0.04504	150	118	24	8
1646	Immoral, of course, but innovative.	1.2667	0.04504	150	118	24	8
1647	‘Unfortunately, God decided to add Heaven to the IKON pass’	1.2667	0.04361	135	103	28	4
1648	He ck’d the “One Last Run” option.	1.2667	0.04403	150	117	26	7
1649	We don't call him 'Godspeed' for nuthin.	1.2667	0.04300	150	116	28	6
1650	This one looks like a direct flight.	1.2667	0.03745	180	137	38	5
1651	Oh, that's Hans, we sort of let him do his own thing.	1.2667	0.04694	120	92	24	4
1652	He'll need a miracle after blowing this gate.	1.2667	0.04195	150	115	30	5
1653	Should we let him in if he sticks the landing?	1.2667	0.04223	165	129	28	8
1654	Did Hell finally freeze over?	1.2667	0.04607	135	105	24	6
1655	Well there's more than one way to get past these pearly gates.	1.2663	0.03928	184	143	33	8
1656	Oh, him again -- he just won't take "Are you kidding?'"-- for an answer.	1.2663	0.04402	169	135	23	11
1657	He always did like to make an entrance.	1.2663	0.04239	169	133	27	9
1658	I know that guy! He’s been cutting the line since he was 6 years old.!	1.2662	0.04326	154	120	27	7
1659	There is no snow where he is going.	1.2662	0.04610	154	123	21	10
1660	Heaven isn't as high up as you've imagined.	1.2662	0.04518	139	108	25	6
1661	Relax, it's just a seasonal pass.	1.2662	0.04743	139	110	21	8
1662	He was in the "ski right off the mountain" Express Lane.	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
1663	Season pass holder.	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
1664	Or you can bypass the sermon if you've been to the mountain.	1.2661	0.04737	124	96	23	5
1665	Yeah, we see that but it never ends well.	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
1666	Overachiever.	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1667	He really caught some air this time.	1.2661	0.05135	124	99	17	8
1668	So much for a “stairway to heaven”	1.2661	0.04873	124	97	21	6
1669	If you're willing to go as a triple, we can get you up faster.	1.2660	0.04086	188	149	28	11
1670	Gabriel's such a show off. In a minute his wings will come out and he'll break his own record again. And don't get me started on the trumpet when he lands.	1.2658	0.04345	158	124	26	8
1671	Ah, I see your fourth will be joining us shortly after he lands	1.2658	0.04345	158	124	26	8
1672	Yes, Norwegians do have it all: a huge national investment fund, great healthcare, top notch educational achievement, equality, and best of all - a free pass into Heaven. Next!	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1673	It's the Sabbath! God always enjoys a bit of sport on his day of rest!	1.2657	0.04543	143	112	24	7
1674	We tried to get the Summer games, but the IOC says China has better facilities.	1.2657	0.04543	143	112	24	7
1675	It's part of God's revenue diversification strategy.	1.2657	0.04205	143	109	30	4
1676	She was fast-tracked.	1.2657	0.04320	143	110	28	5
1677	Yeah, that's Him. He's kind of an asshole.	1.2657	0.04650	143	113	22	8
1678	You probably noticed, the lifts here are free.	1.2657	0.04433	143	111	26	6
1679	He had to take his vacation time or lose it.	1.2656	0.04769	128	100	22	6
1680	The Boss’s son-in-law.	1.2656	0.04638	128	99	24	5
1681	Welp… we are going to have one extra at dinner tonight.	1.2655	0.05186	113	89	18	6
1682	He must have gotten the Epic Pass.	1.2654	0.04271	162	127	27	8
1683	That’s how you can skip the line	1.2654	0.04088	162	125	31	6
1684	He was in the Fast Pass line	1.2653	0.04133	147	112	31	4
1685	Even angels need vacations.	1.2653	0.04352	147	114	27	6
1686	Up here we don't need snow!	1.2653	0.04244	147	113	29	5
1687	We get a lot of line jumpers	1.2652	0.03809	181	139	36	6
1688	Oooh, that's going to be a mandatory -0.5 for the fatality.	1.2652	0.04416	132	101	27	4
1689	He lived in Colorado.	1.2652	0.04416	132	101	27	4
1690	Our ski lifts have heated seats. It's heaven.	1.2652	0.04146	132	99	31	2
1691	God likes thrill seekers.	1.2650	0.04443	117	88	27	2
1692	Remember the ‘agony of defeat’ guy?	1.2649	0.04575	151	120	22	9
1693	He doesn't know it yet!	1.2649	0.04477	151	119	24	8
1694	I guess Red Bull does give you wings.	1.2649	0.04575	151	120	22	9
1695	Apparently, Aspen's Season Pass has extended benefits.	1.2649	0.04064	151	115	32	4
1696	He doesn't know it, but he's just passing through.	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1697	Last year it was tunnels.	1.2647	0.04048	170	132	31	7
1698	He thinks he can freestyle it into Heaven.	1.2647	0.04333	136	104	28	4
1699	Not to worry, he'll be here right after he lands.	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1700	Not sure how I'm going to explain that one to the big guy.	1.2647	0.04299	170	135	25	10
1701	Ok, there are TWO ways to get in.	1.2647	0.04577	136	106	24	6
1702	Ski ya on the inside!	1.2647	0.04457	136	105	26	5
1703	So that’s what they meant by the binding of Isaac	1.2645	0.04397	155	122	25	8
1704	Some go where angels fear to tread."	1.2645	0.04202	155	120	29	6
1705	I keep telling them it’s “hallelujah”, not “yeehaw”.	1.2645	0.04202	155	120	29	6
1706	He opted for the season pass	1.2645	0.04301	155	121	27	7
1707	Rushing to Judgement!	1.2645	0.04301	155	121	27	7
1708	We drew the line with high jumpers and pole vaulters. Now we get this crap.	1.2645	0.04674	155	125	19	11
1709	That's God. He makes it look so easy.	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
1710	He was headed for the Olympics until that tree got in the way	1.2644	0.03987	174	135	32	7
1711	The recession hit is pretty hard, so we double as a ski resort.	1.2644	0.04150	174	137	28	9
1712	Not to worry ... it's seasonal.	1.2643	0.04132	140	106	31	3
1713	He is certainly a higher powder.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1714	He was the only billionaire who got in this year!	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
1715	I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell him we don't get much snow here.	1.2642	0.04035	159	122	32	5
1716	That's Saint Slalom	1.2640	0.03927	178	138	33	7
1717	He walked on water; now he skis on the clouds.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
1718	There's an ongoing problem with Google-maps.	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1719	He's here for the Tammy Faye Bakker ski invitational. Conditions are great - six inches of base, nine inches of powder.	1.2639	0.04725	144	115	20	9
1720	New Yorkers will do anything to avoid waiting on lines!	1.2639	0.04406	144	112	26	6
1721	Almost Heaven, West Virginia…	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1722	Unfortunately for him, it's all downhill from here.	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1723	That explains how Evel Knievel got in.	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1724	Those Evangelicals are getting desperate…	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1725	I've heard of cheating on entrance exams but this is ridiculous!	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1726	„Europeans”	1.2638	0.04248	163	128	27	8
1727	Death hack.	1.2637	0.03948	182	142	32	8
1728	Last summer we had a pole-vaulter ... now this. Oy.	1.2636	0.04607	129	100	24	5
1729	What some people will do to avoid lines.	1.2636	0.04862	129	102	20	7
1730	Damn, I was hoping to get into Summer Heaven.	1.2635	0.04326	148	115	27	6
1731	I told Him building a wall wouldn’t keep them out…	1.2635	0.04219	148	114	29	5
1732	Express entry from Aspen.	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
1733	Don’t worry he’ll be taken out by killer drones…	1.2634	0.03815	186	144	35	7
1734	In Heaven there are no moguls.	1.2632	0.04119	133	100	31	2
1735	After the avalanche wiped him out, We wanted to give him this little perk.	1.2632	0.03931	152	115	34	3
1736	He hasn't earned his wings yet, but he's getting wicked air on the jumps.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1737	You chose a great time to die; it is the Heaven and Hell Olympics this week.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1738	Confidence can be a virtue or a downfall.	1.2632	0.04761	133	105	21	7
1739	It's been getting crowded up here since hell froze over.	1.2632	0.04352	152	119	26	7
1740	When I said "YOU JUST CAN'T SKATE IN" I thought people would understand it's just a metaphor.	1.2632	0.04387	133	102	27	4
1741	Well, that's another way to get to heaven	1.2629	0.04361	175	141	22	12
1742	Heavenly Gate: hardest gate of them all	1.2629	0.03967	175	136	32	7
1743	Obviously he's disqualified.	1.2629	0.03967	175	136	32	7
1744	Jesus showing off again.	1.2628	0.03976	156	119	33	4
1745	He took it up when he found out that snow is just frozen water and skiing is more fun than walking on it	1.2628	0.04372	156	123	25	8
1746	Everyone has a different heaven	1.2628	0.04372	156	123	25	8
1747	The Angels have taken up a new hobby.	1.2628	0.04428	137	106	26	5
1748	Interesting strategy - haven't seen that one before....	1.2628	0.04889	137	110	18	9
1749	Looks like the IOC increased the size of the ski jump for the 2024 Olympics	1.2628	0.04428	137	106	26	5
1750	Highway to Hell	1.2628	0.04306	137	105	28	4
1751	Real estate values have really increased here after we became a ski destination.	1.2628	0.04889	137	110	18	9
1752	It's an Amazon delivery.	1.2627	0.04728	118	91	23	4
1753	Oh, that's just God. He thinks he's Trump.	1.2627	0.05440	118	96	13	9
1754	Shalom, and, yes, slalom too.	1.2626	0.04142	179	142	27	10
1755	the gentleman on the luge did not fare as well…	1.2626	0.03987	179	140	31	8
1756	I cautioned God walls don’t work.	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1757	I am sorry. Sonny Bono is such a show off.	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
1758	Is this the highway to heaven?	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
1759	The landing isn’t as soft as you’d think	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1760	Just like before, rich people have a separate entrance.	1.2623	0.04627	122	94	24	4
1761	Missing a gate results in disqualification	1.2622	0.04136	164	128	29	7
1762	Oh, he’s from Colorado. That state has earned it!	1.2622	0.04044	164	127	31	6
1763	Everyone knows Heaven is fresh powder.	1.2622	0.04225	164	129	27	8
1764	Charlie lost his wings so he's looking for alternatives.	1.2621	0.05155	103	80	19	4
1765	Aprè-ski is in this year.	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
1766	He'll be joining us any moment now.	1.2621	0.04379	145	113	26	6
1767	Sure, they’re happy when they get their wings. But having sculpted glutes is its own type of benediction.	1.2621	0.04696	145	116	20	9
1768	Yes, heaven is ski in, ski out	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
1769	More often they just have one ski.	1.2619	0.04671	126	98	23	5
1770	Our new “Faithful Fast Pass”.	1.2619	0.04805	126	99	21	6
1771	I told the boss several times not to create Aspen so close.	1.2617	0.04405	149	117	25	7
1772	Her great-great-great grandmother is a saint and that's how she always wanted to get here.	1.2617	0.04085	149	114	31	4
1773	He came in on a talent visa.	1.2617	0.04085	149	114	31	4
1774	“He enjoys showing off for new arrivals!”	1.2617	0.03972	149	113	33	3
1775	The new border wall isn't working on the Norwegians.	1.2617	0.04704	149	120	19	10
1776	He loves it, powder AND no snow boarders...	1.2617	0.04507	149	118	23	8
1777	I told them we needed a higher fence.	1.2617	0.04507	149	118	23	8
1778	Looks like we have an early check-in arriving soon.	1.2617	0.03856	149	112	35	2
1779	Is this the high way to hell ?	1.2617	0.04405	149	117	25	7
1780	Someone's jumping in from the Cloud.	1.2617	0.05529	107	86	14	7
1781	He says he's looking for Purgatory but made a wrong turn somewhere along the line.	1.2616	0.04333	172	138	23	11
1782	It’s an agnostic thing. Still taking his chances.	1.2615	0.04443	130	100	26	4
1783	That’s Jesus's brother Ted. He tends to overcompensate.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
1784	I didn’t realize there was an express line.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
1785	Oh, he’s trying to get in here before the devil knows he’s dead!	1.2615	0.04829	130	103	20	7
1786	Being rad also gets you in.”	1.2615	0.04307	130	99	28	3
1787	He’ll be right where you’re standing now, in… oh, say about :20.	1.2615	0.04829	130	103	20	7
1788	Sure it's rare but every once in a while someone hits a tree and arrives up here for a change.	1.2615	0.04307	130	99	28	3
1789	Yea, he will not hit that landing very well.	1.2614	0.04226	153	119	28	6
1790	That’s one way to get in	1.2614	0.04327	153	120	26	7
1791	Snowbirds from Hell	1.2614	0.04226	153	119	28	6
1792	Sorry for the mess, we’re hosting the winter Olympics this year	1.2614	0.04018	153	117	32	4
1793	It really is all downhill from here.	1.2614	0.04327	153	120	26	7
1794	We have TSA Pre up here too	1.2614	0.04018	153	117	32	4
1795	Don't worry, we're going to build a wall and the devil is going to pay for it.	1.2613	0.05536	111	90	13	8
1796	No, this is Aspen and I'm assuming you have reservations.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1797	Looks like we need to build the wall higher.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
1798	Looks like you’re at the head of the lift line, at last.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
1799	That's our Amazon, one day, free delivery service.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
1800	Yeah, He's been taking a few centuries off.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1801	Some people really hate lines.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
1802	If you want to ski, you will need an iCloud account	1.2612	0.04359	134	103	27	4
1803	I guess Jim got the express pass	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
1804	Going off-trail isn’t a cardinal sin. But it’s a slippery slope.	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1805	It's a nice try, but where he's going the snow melted am eternity ago.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1806	Looks as though that 'cold day' may be upon us.	1.2611	0.03954	157	120	33	4
1807	How RUDE! Jumping ahead of the line like that.	1.2609	0.04153	138	105	30	3
1808	Form is just OK, but level of difficulty is unbelievable.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1809	I guess border walls really don't work.	1.2609	0.05253	115	92	16	7
1810	Well I will be damned, Hell must have frozen over.	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1811	Welcome to Aspen.	1.2609	0.04636	115	88	24	3
1812	But NO SNOWBOARDS!	1.2609	0.04797	115	89	22	4
1813	It’s warm up here, so this is hell for him.	1.2609	0.04153	138	105	30	3
1814	We do judge for creativity and form…..	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1815	Skip the lines with Global Entry.	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1816	He'd been denied the entry several times. He is now trying to skip my book check	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1817	Call security, tRUMP’s trying to get in again.	1.2609	0.04857	138	111	18	9
1818	Don't feel bad, it was a pretty sweet jump.	1.2606	0.04114	165	129	29	7
1819	That's God. Every now and then he likes to pretend he's Lindsay Vonn.	1.2606	0.04760	142	114	19	9
1820	People are dying to get in.	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1821	... and no lift lines or need for a helmet !	1.2606	0.04654	142	113	21	8
1822	We also offer scuba lessons.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1823	There's a penalty for missing the gate.	1.2606	0.04202	142	109	29	4
1824	Don't worry. He'll be deported.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1825	Cloud Nine is where all the snow is.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1826	You thought these were clouds?	1.2606	0.04202	142	109	29	4
1827	It’s a metaphorical gate, you moron!	1.2605	0.04842	119	93	21	5
1828	He’s due here in 5 seconds.	1.2605	0.04693	119	92	23	4
1829	It's just until he earns his wings.	1.2604	0.04049	169	132	30	7
1830	Looks like Hell froze over again.	1.2603	0.04460	146	115	24	7
1831	Oh him? He will train you all on how to properly make Snow Angels!"	1.2603	0.04130	146	112	30	4
1832	Skiers are fine, it is the motocross people that I worry about.	1.2603	0.04460	146	115	24	7
1833	Some Dudes just shred their way in.	1.2603	0.04565	146	116	22	8
1834	Yes.We get a few illegals now and then.	1.2603	0.04460	146	115	24	7
1835	Normally we don't allow that, but the 'agony of defeat' guy got special dispensation.	1.2603	0.04460	146	115	24	7
1836	Heaven sent!	1.2603	0.04767	146	118	18	10
1837	He’s going to struggle when he gets to the stairway.	1.2603	0.04130	146	112	30	4
1838	Singles get to skip the line.	1.2603	0.04243	146	113	28	5
1839	He'll be here for a 6pm check-in tonight.	1.2602	0.04447	123	94	26	3
1840	"He was granted an eternal lift pass for his exemplary life."	1.2602	0.04737	123	96	22	5
1841	No gravity in heaven!	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1842	Oh dear, here comes another one!	1.2600	0.03949	150	114	33	3
1843	Well, that's a new record, but probably not what he was planning on.	1.2600	0.04170	150	116	29	5
1844	It’s either a sign from god or the chairlift is working again.	1.2600	0.04276	150	117	27	6
1845	People who die in skiing accidents are the worst.	1.2599	0.04087	177	140	28	9
1846	Don't worry, they'll only be here until hell freezes over.	1.2598	0.04501	127	98	25	4
1847	St.Moritz. Why?	1.2598	0.04771	127	100	21	6
1848	Well those aren't the gates he's supposed to pass...	1.2598	0.04360	127	97	27	3
1849	Yeah we need a higher fence.	1.2598	0.04501	127	98	25	4
1850	Build the wall, I said, but did anyone listen? Nooooo.	1.2597	0.04400	154	122	24	8
1851	There goes another one... I knew I shouldn’t have let Lucifer build that ramp.	1.2597	0.04589	154	124	20	10
1852	No one skates into heaven	1.2597	0.04202	154	120	28	6
1853	Oh, you'll see him at apres apres-ski.	1.2597	0.04302	154	121	26	7
1854	Death-defying feats and daredevils aside, it's pretty laidback.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1855	We have our share of dare angels up here.	1.2595	0.04132	158	123	29	6
1856	Talk about taking the high road!	1.2595	0.04034	158	122	31	5
1857	Delivery for Domino's Pizza... 30 minutes or it's free.	1.2593	0.04814	135	108	19	8
1858	I told Angel Trump that the wall wouldn't work!	1.2593	0.05323	108	86	16	6
1859	Of course, he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in Hell.	1.2593	0.04427	162	130	22	10
1860	High flyers don’t always get in.”	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1861	He’s coming in a little too high”	1.2593	0.04201	135	103	29	3
1862	Looks like hell has frozen over again	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1863	No lift lines. We told you it was worth it	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1864	We fixed the ramp on Mount Purgatory.	1.2590	0.04351	166	133	23	10
1865	They always find a loophole.	1.2590	0.04002	166	129	31	6
1866	He says that heaven is a disappointment compared to Jackson Hole	1.2590	0.04490	139	109	24	6
1867	Doesn't he know that he has to enter through the gates?	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
1868	Oh, Jesus. Ever since he walked on water, he keeps pushing the limits	1.2590	0.04605	139	110	22	7
1869	…10:00 to 11:00 is lamb yoga. 11:00-12:00 is Team Building, then there’s 30 minutes of rec time before lunch…	1.2590	0.04717	139	111	20	8
1870	Unlike you, he's never fallen.	1.2589	0.04871	112	87	21	4
1871	If he overshoots the landing he'll be Satan's problem.	1.2588	0.04279	170	136	24	10
1872	Express Check-in	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
1873	We made our artificial ski slopes available until hell freezes over.	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
1874	I didn't realize that was an option.	1.2587	0.04517	143	113	23	7
1875	Uh oh! He's going down.	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
1876	It’s cooler than hell.	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
1877	Well, it’s certainly better than his first attempt.	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1878	I give him a snowball’s chance.”	1.2585	0.04327	147	115	26	6
1879	Those not admitted may sometimes choose their own last descent	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
1880	Lord knows he has to nail the landing.	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
1881	He was a business mogul that stole from the poor; it seemed only fair that he be doomed to spending eternity on a mogul run as a terrified beginner skier.	1.2583	0.05358	120	98	13	9
1882	So Copper Peak's reopened.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1883	Poor guy, thinks he’s going to miss the tree.	1.2583	0.04506	120	92	25	3
1884	Climate change!	1.2583	0.04146	151	117	29	5
1885	It might just work.	1.2583	0.04038	151	116	31	4
1886	He's an economist who is looking for a soft landing.	1.2583	0.04146	151	117	29	5
1887	I’m sorry. It’s all downhill from here.	1.2583	0.04552	151	121	21	9
1888	George completed his daredevil jump off Mt. Denali by landing safely on the clouds of heaven, skipping the entrance questions.	1.2583	0.04552	151	121	21	9
1889	Don't be that guy.	1.2583	0.04251	151	118	27	6
1890	Oh, he's just practicing for the second coming.	1.2583	0.04146	151	117	29	5
1891	He thinks it will matter if he nails the landing.	1.2583	0.04454	151	120	23	8
1892	No, snowboarders still need to check in with me first.	1.2583	0.04353	151	119	25	7
1893	Christ, what an asshole!	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1894	The Lord makes you lie down in green pastures and leads you beside still waters. He also leads you to fresh powder for epic kickers.	1.2581	0.04562	124	96	24	4
1895	Hope he sticks the landing or there will be hell to pay.	1.2581	0.04077	155	120	30	5
1896	Some aspirants choose a culminating project instead of the oral exam.	1.2581	0.04841	124	98	20	6
1897	Oh my. Hah, well, you know what they say, ‘no risk, no redemption.’	1.2581	0.04278	155	122	26	7
1898	We can start in a minute. Gabriel’s almost here!!	1.2579	0.04110	159	124	29	6
1899	Part of your eternal reward is the thrill of victory without not the agony of defeat.	1.2579	0.04391	159	127	23	9
1900	There's more than one way to enter heaven.	1.2579	0.04391	159	127	23	9
1901	I thought you had to die FIRST!	1.2579	0.04205	159	125	27	7
1902	We used to be too high up for that to happen, but, you know, climate change.	1.2579	0.04391	159	127	23	9
1903	R.I.P. Eddie The Eagle.	1.2579	0.04480	159	128	21	10
1904	Trust me, you don't want to see how he ended up here.	1.2578	0.04331	128	98	27	3
1905	STEROIDS!	1.2578	0.04606	128	100	23	5
1906	We had to issue a recall on all wings.	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
1907	Him? He’s just returning to Hell after his Weekend Pass.	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
1908	Oh him? that's Norm. His whole life went down hill.	1.2577	0.04044	163	127	30	6
1909	don't mind him - he's heading for Cloud 9	1.2577	0.04044	163	127	30	6
1910	Looks like an avalanche lifted him to the head of the line.	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
1911	Jesus,there he goes again.	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1912	Some people just can't wait.	1.2574	0.04303	136	105	27	4
1913	Hardly his first missed gate.	1.2574	0.04549	136	107	23	6
1914	Après-vie awaits you	1.2574	0.04174	136	104	29	3
1915	Yes, we have that kind of powder as well.	1.2574	0.04174	136	104	29	3
1916	See it was all worth it, they have powder in heaven	1.2574	0.04667	136	108	21	7
1917	Some clients opt for the “snow angel” package, which can be an upgrade.	1.2574	0.04303	136	105	27	4
1918	Oh boy, the season has started!	1.2574	0.04174	136	104	29	3
1919	Careful! That downhill goes pretty far down.	1.2571	0.04576	140	111	22	7
1920	Clearly, steroid testing in the Olympics still needs improvement.	1.2571	0.04576	140	111	22	7
1921	I'm beginning to regret I promised St.Nick forever and ever winter.	1.2571	0.04225	140	108	28	4
1922	But if you don't mind sharing, a window table for four is just about ready.	1.2571	0.05069	105	82	19	4
1923	Gabriel is big into apres ski.	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
1924	Look at that! He just flew over the fucking fence!	1.2571	0.04576	140	111	22	7
1925	May he rest in piste.	1.2569	0.04596	144	115	21	8
1926	No concern, a skier just passing through. It's all downhill for them to their final destination.	1.2569	0.04152	144	111	29	4
1927	Colorado has a special arrangement.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
1928	We're the last gate on the slalom run.	1.2569	0.04267	144	112	27	5
1929	Sigh, I told him solemn not slalom.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
1930	He will be here shortly. As soon as he hits the ground.	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
1931	Him? Well, next to a motorcycle or a viral TikTok stunt that's that fastest way to get here...	1.2569	0.04379	144	113	25	6
1932	It looks to me like Hell has frozen over.	1.2569	0.04802	144	117	17	10
1933	Yes, that's right, there's no global warming in heaven.	1.2569	0.04033	144	110	31	3
1934	Unfortunately there's no snow up here.	1.2569	0.04489	144	114	23	7
1935	That's a hell of a ride.	1.2568	0.04082	148	114	30	4
1936	Another organ donor in a hurry.	1.2568	0.04709	148	120	18	10
1937	We have these gatecrashers every winter	1.2568	0.04193	148	115	28	5
1938	God Damn! Again! We should make the heaven wall taller really	1.2568	0.04610	148	119	20	9
1939	Ski-jumping has always been the fastest way to get to heaven.	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
1940	That's the 1% entrance.	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
1941	Risk takers get priority.	1.2566	0.04428	152	121	23	8
1942	He’s on his way straight to hell.	1.2564	0.04155	156	122	28	6
1943	It is called the express lane.	1.2564	0.04879	117	92	20	5
1944	He's a legacy.	1.2564	0.04054	156	121	30	5
1945	Just another exempt Vermonter.	1.2564	0.04253	156	123	26	7
1946	This really wasn't what I expected when they said Hell finally froze over...	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1947	He doesn't know that Hell's just on the other side.	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
1948	That King Slalomon is at it again.	1.2563	0.04087	160	125	29	6
1949	Downhill skiers are eligible for our “Direct Admission” process.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1950	No worries--we have an anti-missile defense system for would-be fly -ins.	1.2562	0.04914	121	96	19	6
1951	We're now previewing those soon to be on this line.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1952	It just hasn't been the same since all the glaciers went to Heaven.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1953	I’m afraid missing the main gate is an automatic out.	1.2562	0.04771	121	95	21	5
1954	We've installed terminal gates at the major ski resort destinations to fast track the idle rich.	1.2561	0.03928	164	127	32	5
1955	Good Heavens! Is skiing an option?	1.2561	0.04292	164	131	24	9
1956	Soon he'll be up here with us.	1.2561	0.04114	164	129	28	7
1957	Open the gates, it's Peter.	1.2560	0.04385	125	96	26	3
1958	Heavenly is more than just a ski resort in Lake Tahoe	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
1959	In her prior life she never got beyond the bunny slope.	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
1960	To be honest, there are few rules to getting into heaven.	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1961	We've only recently introduced our FastPass system.	1.2560	0.04136	168	133	27	8
1962	It was a slippery slope but his soul was pure	1.2558	0.04159	129	98	29	2
1963	He doesn’t have a snowballs chance in hell!	1.2558	0.04302	129	99	27	3
1964	It's their idea of heaven--it's mine of hell.	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
1965	God. Yep, He's fast.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1966	Just a snow angel.	1.2556	0.04356	133	103	26	4
1967	Yes we open some additional gates in the winter	1.2556	0.04223	133	102	28	3
1968	There's always some guy who has a last minute leap of faith	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1969	The Finns perfected that technique during the Winter War of 1939-40.	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1970	I guess it WAS all downhill from there.	1.2556	0.04485	133	104	24	5
1971	He missed the last gate, he'll be here soon	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
1972	To welcome you to eternity, we like to replay the event that brought you here	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
1973	His time will come, but only the good die young. He's 93 and still a total asshole.	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
1974	Ah yes, the fast track lane. Premier members only	1.2555	0.04148	137	105	29	3
1975	Beginner, Intermediate, or Black Diamond?	1.2555	0.04751	137	110	19	8
1976	Fast track candidate.	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
1977	He opted for the activities-included package deal.	1.2553	0.04547	141	112	22	7
1978	I guess she missed her landing”	1.2553	0.04199	141	109	28	4
1979	What the fuck! There's no snow up here	1.2552	0.04127	145	112	29	4
1980	Excuse me, I have to call Border Patrol.	1.2552	0.04461	145	115	23	7
1981	I guess we can say his days of moving in mysterious ways are over.	1.2552	0.04461	145	115	23	7
1982	Jesus is a skier. RAD!	1.2552	0.04461	145	115	23	7
1983	That's gotta be some SOME kinda record.	1.2550	0.04275	149	117	26	6
1984	"Well, whoops, it looks like that ski fellow just got your spot."	1.2550	0.04275	149	117	26	6
1985	I’ve told him this is not Olympus.	1.2550	0.04380	149	118	24	7
1986	Ignoreth him as he headeth to the agony of defeat.	1.2550	0.04583	149	120	20	9
1987	Some of our new residents are eager to test the whole ‘eternal life’ thing.	1.2550	0.04483	149	119	22	8
1988	It’s fine, he’s got ST.P PreCheck.	1.2549	0.04303	153	121	25	7
1989	Every ski jump season we get a few gate jumpers.	1.2549	0.04202	153	120	27	6
1990	You’re just in time; we had snow last night.	1.2549	0.04098	153	119	29	5
1991	Darned EZ Pass	1.2549	0.04303	153	121	25	7
1992	Ugh, tough luck. That was your spot.	1.2549	0.04402	153	122	23	8
1993	Not yet Lindsey.	1.2548	0.03929	157	121	32	4
1994	We'll probably let him in, cause Hell has no snow.	1.2548	0.04229	157	124	26	7
1995	He donated his millions to charity rather than politicians...	1.2548	0.04032	157	122	30	5
1996	That must have been some Mogul!	1.2548	0.04325	157	125	24	8
1997	It’s okay, she’s Swiss.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
1998	Relocating to Aspen has had its challenges.	1.2547	0.04159	161	127	27	7
1999	Oh, that’s the “Highway to Hell”	1.2545	0.04092	165	130	28	7
2000	No we don’t have snowboarders up here, why do you ask?	1.2545	0.05236	110	88	16	6
2001	Hm. Well, now there’s only room for two of you.	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
2002	Little known loophole for getting directly into heaven.. we don’t advertise it.	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
2003	Yeah, but when he lands, he'll make one great snow angel	1.2542	0.04990	118	94	18	6
2004	It turns out not being a snowboarder is enough.	1.2541	0.04737	122	96	21	5
2005	Even given wings, the gondola ride is still the most sought-after attraction up here.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
2006	Normally skiers take our lift.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
2007	I guess he did not notice that he is headed for the lion pen.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
2008	Don't worry; he'll go to the back of the line.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
2009	What goes down sometimes comes up.	1.2541	0.04442	122	94	25	3
2010	Yesterday we found him at the east entrance with a ladder and last week we caught him dressing-up like Mother Teressa.	1.2541	0.04878	122	97	19	6
2011	Nobody had the heart to tell him he doesn’t stick the landing.	1.2541	0.04592	122	95	23	4
2012	Nice try”	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
2013	The Lord heard him say one too many times, "I feel like i died and went to Heaven!"	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
2014	That’s what got you here in the first place!	1.2540	0.04207	126	96	28	2
2015	Him? He’ll land here but I’m not sure he’ll be staying here.	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
2016	Well,he's got an athletic scholarship.	1.2540	0.04772	126	100	20	6
2017	He never sticks the landing--but he was a good kid.	1.2540	0.04355	126	97	26	3
2018	We are working on controlling our borders	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
2019	See honey, we should have sprung for the fast pass.	1.2538	0.05158	130	107	13	10
2020	He's skiing downhell	1.2537	0.04196	134	103	28	3
2021	They never see the Hell trap in time.	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
2022	There's always someone trying to swish his way in here.	1.2537	0.04060	134	102	30	2
2023	It must be a cold day in Hell.	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
2024	I forgot that ski racers are trained to go around gates.	1.2537	0.04700	134	107	20	7
2025	Extreme sports has really upped our numbers recently.	1.2536	0.04122	138	106	29	3
2026	They mistake clouds for powder at their peril.	1.2536	0.04939	138	113	15	10
2027	He has an express pass.	1.2536	0.04371	138	108	25	5
2028	WOW! Those Club Med hassle free ski vacation are all inclusive!	1.2536	0.04122	138	106	29	3
2029	He's TSA Skichecked.	1.2536	0.04122	138	106	29	3
2030	Good Lord, this was a Hell of a jump.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
2031	It’s all downhill for him.	1.2536	0.04122	138	106	29	3
2032	And as you can see, our snowmaking capability isn't seasonal!	1.2535	0.04052	142	109	30	3
2033	Trump is kicking everyone out of Colorado.	1.2535	0.04627	142	114	20	8
2034	Huh, hell finally froze over.	1.2535	0.04838	142	116	16	10
2035	Maybe, but first he has to nail the landing.	1.2534	0.04539	146	117	21	8
2036	Guess he blew the gates.	1.2534	0.04102	146	113	29	4
2037	Four Olympic gold medals so doesn’t need my blessing	1.2534	0.04539	146	117	21	8
2038	Just goes to show- walls really don't work	1.2534	0.04216	146	114	27	5
2039	Ski instructors skip the line.	1.2534	0.03985	146	112	31	3
2040	If you ski, it doesn't need a caption!	1.2533	0.04456	150	120	22	8
2041	He’ll be back in a few minutes.	1.2533	0.04144	150	117	28	5
2042	Never sticks the landing, that's his own personal H, E, pair of skis	1.2533	0.04144	150	117	28	5
2043	Good, we're definitely not in the warm place...	1.2533	0.04250	150	118	26	6
2044	He thinks he needs skis and we humor him.	1.2533	0.04354	150	119	24	7
2045	Damn! He missed a gate!	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
2046	Oh…that’s another one who believes hell has frozen over.	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
2047	Not your problem.	1.2532	0.04206	158	125	26	7
2048	Some do pay extra.	1.2532	0.04009	158	123	30	5
2049	In case you were wondering if star athletes get a pass forever.	1.2531	0.04043	162	127	29	6
2050	He tried a Double Black Diamond on his second day.	1.2529	0.04007	170	134	29	7
2051	Wow. Gives a whole new meaning to "Dare Devil"!	1.2524	0.04517	103	78	24	1
2052	Walls don’t work here either.	1.2524	0.05470	103	83	14	6
2053	He doesn't know it yet but we have quicksand in the back just for this purpose	1.2523	0.05327	107	86	15	6
2054	RIP: A High Flyer to the end	1.2523	0.04805	107	83	21	3
2055	Someone's about to experience the agony of defeat.	1.2523	0.04985	107	84	19	4
2056	She’s been getting some good height on her jumps since she arrived.	1.2523	0.04868	111	87	20	4
2057	I'm not that kind of judge.	1.2522	0.04916	115	91	19	5
2058	Some choose not to follow the beaten path.	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
2059	Just guessing he's not going to stick the landing.	1.2522	0.04759	115	90	21	4
2060	Once you've paid admission all the rides are free	1.2521	0.04806	119	94	20	5
2061	Going in style!	1.2521	0.04500	119	92	24	3
2062	Wait until you see the swimming without water.	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
2063	It's not going to work, Mr. Kissinger.	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
2064	We really need to get tighter security around here.	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
2065	I’m paraphrasing, but yes, it does say it’s all downhill from here.	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
2066	Yeah, there’s always one trying to slide by…	1.2520	0.04325	127	98	26	3
2067	Don't worry. That's just ski patrol.	1.2520	0.04325	127	98	26	3
2068	Seems like SOMEONE is always trying to break in line.	1.2519	0.04381	131	102	25	4
2069	What can I say, it’s Elon Musk.	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
2070	When you’re a bad person but you’re good at skiing	1.2519	0.04513	131	103	23	5
2071	Spoiler alert: He will die in heaven	1.2519	0.04641	131	104	21	6
2072	This motherfucker…	1.2519	0.05012	135	111	14	10
2073	He is skiing WAAAAYYYY out of bounds!	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
2074	Wait until you see His snow angels!	1.2519	0.04426	135	106	24	5
2075	Hey! Take a number.	1.2519	0.03894	135	102	32	1
2076	Here come the winter people	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
2077	Ruth Bader Ginsburg…hot-dogging for the new arrivals.	1.2519	0.04426	135	106	24	5
2078	That’s my husband. You have to let me in.	1.2519	0.04034	135	103	30	2
2079	You three get in as soon as hell freezes….oh, ok, come on in.	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
2080	Even God is a sports fan!	1.2519	0.04299	135	105	26	4
2081	Oh him? Yeah, we offer a sports package for an additional fee."	1.2519	0.04669	135	108	20	7
2082	He thinks he's so smart. Wait till he sees there's no snow up here.	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
2083	Heavenly conditions.	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
2084	It's the ''agony of defeat' guy, still trying to get it right.	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
2085	Yes, this is the ultimate slippery slope!	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
2086	I must reconsider. This being is not wearing a helmet.	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
2087	You’ll be reunited with your loved ones and pets. And best of all, there are no snowboarders.	1.2517	0.04265	143	112	26	5
2088	Around here, some call it Downhell racing.	1.2517	0.04148	143	111	28	4
2089	She apparently skipped the stairs to buy a Ski-Way to Heaven	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
2090	You can also sign up for our Surfs Up entrance experience.	1.2517	0.04190	147	115	27	5
2091	Skiers get a special route past the Pearly Gates when there are Cumulus clouds.	1.2517	0.04528	151	122	20	9
2092	Please have your lift tickets where I can see them.	1.2517	0.04119	151	118	28	5
2093	(Sigh) It’s a new option rather than traditional wings.	1.2517	0.04119	151	118	28	5
2094	Well, there goes my performance bonus.	1.2517	0.04429	151	121	22	8
2095	I didn't know that was an option...	1.2516	0.03947	155	120	31	4
2096	He will be next in line in a few minutes.	1.2516	0.04182	159	126	26	7
2097	Yes, some mistake clouds for snow on their way to hell.	1.2515	0.03828	163	126	33	4
2098	That's the VIP service.	1.2515	0.03958	167	131	30	6
2099	Oops, he’s not dead yet!	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
2100	Another eternal benefit for skiers is not riding the lifts.	1.2500	0.04994	112	89	18	5
2101	Yes, he moves in mysterious ways. But please don't call him a show off to his face - that won't go well for you.	1.2500	0.04944	108	85	19	4
2102	It's a loophole, but it only happens every four years.	1.2500	0.04484	112	86	24	2
2103	Yeah, that guy mistook us for Paradise Valley, Banff	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
2104	Just so you know those who choose the downhill slope will eventually run out of snow.	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
2105	Ah, Jesus is hitting the slopes again.	1.2500	0.04195	140	109	27	4
2106	Oh yes, and we now include unlimited lift tickets as part of our platinum-bliss rewards package.	1.2500	0.04166	148	116	27	5
2107	If you sign up in advance you can skip going through TSA.	1.2500	0.04142	136	105	28	3
2108	I see a metaphor coming on, but I haven't decided if it's gate clearing or gate crashing.	1.2500	0.04071	140	108	29	3
2109	must be time for après-vie	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
2110	'God knows who he is...'	1.2500	0.04239	144	113	26	5
2111	Here you can ski like a bat out of hell.	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
2112	Are those Rossignols?	1.2500	0.04622	120	94	22	4
2113	Jesus is an excellent skier	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
2114	Due to issues of potential liability, we've been advised to discontinue offering the all day lift-pass.	1.2500	0.04352	144	114	24	6
2115	They keep looking for innovative ways to get in from the other place	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
2116	That's TSA Pre-Check.	1.2500	0.03880	144	110	32	2
2117	We give new saints some time to acclimate.	1.2500	0.04078	132	101	29	2
2118	Well..that IS how he died..	1.2500	0.04217	132	102	27	3
2119	There goes another overachiever.	1.2500	0.04296	128	99	26	3
2120	Don't worry, skiing up here is very safe.	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
2121	Well, I designed the lift.	1.2500	0.03820	148	113	33	2
2122	There's not a rule explicitly forbidding it. It's actually how most lawyers get in.	1.2500	0.04388	108	82	25	1
2123	He'll be here sooner than he thinks!	1.2500	0.04239	144	113	26	5
2124	This really is heaven!!!	1.2500	0.04296	128	99	26	3
2125	That’s our new V.I.P. entry upgrade.	1.2500	0.04879	116	92	19	5
2126	Gate crashers have no shame!	1.2500	0.04123	144	112	28	4
2127	I told Him in the Beginning that the gates were too close to the Alps.	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
2128	okay, I lied. There is one shortcut to Heaven.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
2129	White privilege.	1.2500	0.05087	132	109	13	10
2130	Didn’t know you could jump the line..	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
2131	Damn, another breach from the Northern border.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
2132	That's Roger. He'll be joining the line shortly.	1.2500	0.04660	140	113	19	8
2133	I guess it's better than skating on thin Ice.	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
2134	Let’s pray he sticks the landing!	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
2135	The boss was not planning for this when he made the mountains.	1.2500	0.04403	152	122	22	8
2136	Elon? Is that you?	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
2137	It's a loophole, for sure	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
2138	It's the moguls.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
2139	We’re part of Vail now.	1.2500	0.04142	120	91	28	1
2140	He worked 25 years at Vail. He has a free pass	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
2141	Schuss schuss schussing over heaven's door	1.2500	0.04433	140	111	23	6
2142	The tragedy is that they never seem to realise spending eternity in traction is actually a thing	1.2500	0.05192	120	98	14	8
2143	Don’t worry he’ll land this one.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
2144	First snowfall of the season. There's always one.	1.2500	0.04462	144	115	22	7
2145	Annnd over here you have the express lane. The express lane is only available through the Mount Everest route .	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
2146	Hark! The Herald angel shreds.	1.2500	0.04622	120	94	22	4
2147	His nine lives must not be up yet.	1.2485	0.04262	169	137	22	10
2148	It seems like he’s been up there for eternity.	1.2484	0.04006	157	123	29	5
2149	He’ll die doing what he loves.	1.2484	0.03688	157	120	35	2
2150	Ironically, the fall will kill him. Again.	1.2484	0.04301	157	126	23	8
2151	There goes another one trying to jump the queue.	1.2484	0.04006	157	123	29	5
2152	Someone's in a hurry.	1.2484	0.04278	153	122	24	7
2153	Who among you doubted the return of the messiah?	1.2484	0.04377	153	123	22	8
2154	Just wait until they try to stick the landing. Gabriel will have a little surprise waiting for our gatecrasher.	1.2484	0.04278	153	122	24	7
2155	Don’t worry, if past experience is any guide, it won’t be too long before he’s in this line.	1.2484	0.03965	153	119	30	4
2156	We really need to close that loophole.	1.2484	0.04377	153	123	22	8
2157	He’ll be first to the bottom.	1.2483	0.04098	145	113	28	4
2158	Well that must have been an expensive ski pass	1.2483	0.03979	145	112	30	3
2159	Overdose.	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
2160	Need I remind you, we have resort fees here too?”	1.2483	0.04325	145	115	24	6
2161	Must be a powder day	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
2162	The championship course this year is a killer, but at least they get a soft landing.	1.2483	0.04541	145	117	20	8
2163	On Tuesdays, we have Nordic sports. The good news is you can't die again. But...	1.2483	0.04435	145	116	22	7
2164	Franz Klammer is out of gate Again!	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
2165	Jumpin' Jehoshaphat! Why can't he use the gate like everyone else?	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
2166	His coach kept telling him that the sky is the limit	1.2482	0.04289	141	111	25	5
2167	Saint Peter should be here any moment- it’s a powder day.	1.2482	0.04046	141	109	29	3
2168	Infinite recreation opportunities and no possibility of if injuries: as you would have expected.	1.2482	0.04369	137	108	24	5
2169	He's passing BY, not ON.	1.2482	0.04244	137	107	26	4
2170	Only if the landing is a perfect 10.0	1.2482	0.04116	137	106	28	3
2171	usual cheater...	1.2482	0.04608	137	110	20	7
2172	Only one person has ever stuck the landing.	1.2482	0.04244	137	107	26	4
2173	Don't worry - this is a ski-in, ski-out property.	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
2174	Autocorrect gets it wrong again. It’s “the sky’s the limit,” not “ski.”	1.2481	0.04051	133	102	29	2
2175	A flyover	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
2176	Even here, the Lord works in mysterious ways.	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
2177	I hope someone’s judging this.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
2178	The gate is symbolic. Hell is real.	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
2179	Athletes have a different admission standard.	1.2481	0.04189	133	103	27	3
2180	A down hill to eternal life	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
2181	Well, it’s that time of the year again, the snowbirds are coming !	1.2481	0.04323	133	104	25	4
2182	What in the high heavens?	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
2183	Must be an atheist...	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
2184	Looks like another one who didn't pay his lift ticket	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
2185	It’s always a powder day	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
2186	He's way overdressed to where he is going!	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
2187	Our more recent arrivals are not into harp playing anymore but cloud skiing is catching on.	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
2188	Now I'm worried about climate change.	1.2481	0.04542	129	102	22	5
2189	What that hell . . .?	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
2190	Oh yes,your stay also includes access to a variety of winter sports.	1.2480	0.03878	125	94	31	0
2191	Forgive me, but he won't need his scarf where he's going.	1.2480	0.05036	125	102	15	8
2192	The new ‘7th Heaven’ chairlift must’ve opened.	1.2480	0.04773	125	100	19	6
2193	Oh, entry's automatic for ski jumpers who miss their landing."	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
2194	Don't worry if he falls, he'll rise again.	1.2479	0.05278	117	96	13	8
2195	He has a pre-check card	1.2479	0.04361	117	90	25	2
2196	It’s okay. Every now and then someone from Slalom and Gomorrah jumps the line.	1.2479	0.04687	117	92	21	4
2197	Uh oh, that’s going to be a 3 day penalty if he doesn’t go between the gates.	1.2479	0.04527	117	91	23	3
2198	He doesn't realize which line he's jumping.	1.2478	0.04954	113	90	18	5
2199	The "Cold day in Hell" loophole really needs to be addressed.	1.2477	0.04728	109	85	21	3
2200	It looks like someone is in one hell of a hurry.	1.2477	0.04544	109	84	23	2
2201	He suffered the agony of defeat on the slopes so we thought he earned a little thrill of victory when he got here.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
2202	Ski in. Ski out. Heaven has it all!	1.2476	0.05203	105	84	16	5
2203	Jesus is more into turning water into heavenly powder this time of year	1.2476	0.04645	105	81	22	2
2204	Hold on a sec, I want to see if he'll be written into the Book of the Thrill of Victory or the Book of the Agony of Defeat.	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
2205	Someone should have told him that TSA precheck does not guarantee snow in hell	1.2475	0.04752	101	78	21	2
2206	Oh, that was Lindsay Vonn attempting a comeback	1.2468	0.04049	154	121	28	5
2207	Yes,it is Sonny Bono.	1.2468	0.04049	154	121	28	5
2208	I assure you. It is not downhill from here.	1.2468	0.04049	154	121	28	5
2209	He’d better land it safely: there’s nothing under his name.	1.2467	0.04224	150	119	25	6
2210	Tsk...I hate it when they override our security wall.	1.2467	0.04224	150	119	25	6
2211	That John Kerry! He thinks the rules don’t apply to him.	1.2467	0.04116	150	118	27	5
2212	Looks like another “agony of defeat” guy is joining the cue next.	1.2466	0.04407	146	117	22	7
2213	He repented for the skiing.	1.2466	0.03956	146	113	30	3
2214	In the Olympics that would get him a 10! Up here, he gets a one-way ticket down to the unending BBQ.	1.2465	0.04490	142	114	21	7
2215	Yes, It appears he will be joining us soon.	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
2216	There goes another one heading south for the rest of eternity.	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
2217	There is no shortcut to heaven... I mean, was	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
2218	I'm sorry, you will have to wait. black diamond entrants get priority.	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
2219	Here in Heaven, we offer a variety of activities to dull the eternal monotony.	1.2464	0.03958	138	106	30	2
2220	He thinks the clouds are snow.	1.2464	0.04217	138	108	26	4
2221	Pot is legal in Colorado	1.2464	0.04461	138	110	22	6
2222	Uh Oh! I think AI misread his GPS!!!!	1.2464	0.04217	138	108	26	4
2223	The concertina wire will get him.	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
2224	She can try getting in that way, but it won’t work. Nobody gets to skip the line.	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
2225	Thank God it's not a snowboarder.	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
2226	Oh that? It's the boss's son showing off again	1.2463	0.04295	134	105	25	4
2227	When God closes a door he opens a ski resort.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
2228	Another angel is getting his wings!	1.2463	0.04295	134	105	25	4
2229	We need to build a wall!	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
2230	We get jumpers every Winter Solstice.	1.2463	0.04162	134	104	27	3
2231	Why? Well,in life he was an Uber driver, and when he drove, people prayed. At your church services, people just slept. So…	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
2232	The millennials have figured out a new way to get into heaven.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
2233	A shortcut to heaven	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
2234	And if you look to your left you'll see another one without a helmet.	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
2235	Don't worry. As soon as he lands, he'll fall in line behind the rest of you.	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
2236	Looks like Eddie the Eagle finally won the gold.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
2237	Gwyneth Paltrow strikes again…	1.2460	0.05000	126	103	15	8
2238	That's why you should have signed up for our E-pass.	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
2239	He’s late again. The wings are in his locker.	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
2240	The season pass is great this time of year, but summers are hot as hell.	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
2241	Getting back down is actually harder than it looks	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
2242	He's entering heaven's airspace.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
2243	This is one gate you don’t want to miss.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
2244	I wouldn’t try that until you’ve got your wings!	1.2459	0.04403	122	95	24	3
2245	You’ll find the lift tickets reasonably priced.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
2246	It’s colder at high altitudes	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
2247	He's heading to Heavenly Valley.	1.2459	0.04981	122	99	16	7
2248	I didn't think Red Bull meant it	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
2249	He can walk on water, but what he really loves is flying through the air.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
2250	For some folks, it's all downhill from here	1.2456	0.04755	114	90	20	4
2251	Some just try harder to get in.	1.2456	0.04416	114	88	24	2
2252	He's next year!	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
2253	He's seeking asylum.	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
2254	Those guys use self check in.	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
2255	Look out for the tree !	1.2455	0.04865	110	87	19	4
2256	Ah, there’s Gabriel - he’s a real show off.	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2257	Yes, Jesus skis in jeans	1.2455	0.05033	110	88	17	5
2258	What do you expect from a sport that has ambulances at the bottom of the run?	1.2453	0.04345	159	129	21	9
2259	No climate change going on here	1.2453	0.04982	106	84	18	4
2260	Wait!!! I'll be there as soon as I finish this run.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
2261	Uh-oh.	1.2450	0.04092	151	119	27	5
2262	Well, there is no snow in hell.	1.2449	0.04162	147	116	26	5
2263	We really need a disclaimer on the black diamond runs.	1.2449	0.04162	147	116	26	5
2264	Gotta do something about that mountain!	1.2449	0.03812	147	113	32	2
2265	…and if you prefer winter sports St. Bernard runs our intramural down hill skiing team.	1.2449	0.04273	147	117	24	6
2266	He lived — and died— for the slopes.	1.2449	0.04049	147	115	28	4
2267	One Flew Over The Pearly Gate	1.2448	0.03997	143	111	29	3
2268	It never occurred to you? If hell is hot then...	1.2446	0.04313	139	110	24	5
2269	Yeah, every now and then we get a gnarly free rider catching extreme air.	1.2446	0.04190	139	109	26	4
2270	Another overachiever	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
2271	We don’t actually have wings	1.2446	0.04432	139	111	22	6
2272	We are waiting for Congress to send us a new bill on boarder policy.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
2273	He didn't stick his landing...But he keeps trying.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
2274	He’s a Skywards Platinum+ member	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
2275	And I thought athletes had an advantage getting into college.	1.2443	0.04858	131	107	16	8
2276	He's an Eternal Passholder	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
2277	Oh, they're part of our TSA PreCheck® program...	1.2443	0.04977	131	108	14	9
2278	Don’t worry. What he doesn’t know is that cheaters fall into a trapdoor that takes them directly to that other place.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
2279	The Ski Patrol watches over our Saint Bernards.	1.2443	0.04347	131	103	24	4
2280	He'll be at the gate in about twenty seconds.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
2281	He bought the Skip-The-Line-Exclusive Heaven Season Pass ($799.99). These moguls, huh?!	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
2282	Unfortunately, the ski package is only for members of our sanctimony rewards program.	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
2283	Good air…	1.2443	0.04210	131	102	26	3
2284	You weren’t supposed to see that.	1.2443	0.04609	131	105	20	6
2285	In our defense, downhill skiing was not a thing when we set up the rules.	1.2441	0.04432	127	100	23	4
2286	He is in for a surprise when he sees the tree at the last second.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
2287	He’ll get his ticket clipped and find out the other resort is not as nice.	1.2441	0.04289	127	99	25	3
2288	Even the heavens pause for extreme sports.	1.2441	0.04289	127	99	25	3
2289	Dammit. Another E-ZPass.	1.2439	0.04217	123	95	26	2
2290	It's too late to stick the landing now.	1.2439	0.04667	123	98	20	5
2291	Well, that’s one way of entering without prior approval!	1.2439	0.04217	123	95	26	2
2292	Some folks can’t do anything without making it a competition!	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
2293	Angels aren't the only ones who can fly here	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
2294	There’s that one big tree on a curve at Aspen…	1.2437	0.03940	160	126	29	5
2295	Is he on his way in or his way out	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
2296	That's the kind of antics that got him here in the first place.	1.2437	0.04916	119	96	17	6
2297	I guess he thought I said it must be his Slalom vow…	1.2437	0.04617	119	94	21	4
2298	How Norwegians get into heaven.	1.2437	0.04297	119	92	25	2
2299	Right Turn !!!	1.2437	0.04297	119	92	25	2
2300	Faster than wings. They're called skis.	1.2436	0.04003	156	123	28	5
2301	Yeah, this is not allowed in here but we look the other way: He's the boss's son.	1.2435	0.05031	115	93	16	6
2302	All are welcome to the apray-ski.	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
2303	At the speed she’s going, I’d give it another five minutes before she joins us.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
2304	Can you believe it? He just had a hip replacement.	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
2305	JC loves to hit the slopes for his birthday	1.2435	0.05180	115	94	14	7
2306	I knew the snowboarders wouldn’t get in	1.2435	0.04553	115	90	22	3
2307	That's the Russian ski jumper from the 2014 Sochi Olympics, as soon as it was realized he wasn't going to be placed in the top 3 it was safer for him to come straight here	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
2308	We offer ski jumpers an early acceptance plan	1.2434	0.04174	152	121	25	6
2309	Welcome to Hell. It’s all downhill from here.	1.2434	0.04277	152	122	23	7
2310	What in the Sam hell?	1.2434	0.04174	152	121	25	6
2311	Incoming	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
2312	Lift lines open at 8:00 a.m.	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
2313	He's one of our snow angels in training.	1.2432	0.04653	111	87	21	3
2314	Must have been a big mogul.	1.2432	0.04354	148	119	22	7
2315	I told them, "Build a higher wall, but 'no," they wouldn't listen!"	1.2432	0.05154	111	90	15	6
2316	Look, folks If you don't get in, it's all down hill from here!	1.2431	0.04324	144	115	23	6
2317	Just another ski jumper who didn't stick the landing.	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
2318	We also feature hot air balloon rides and deep-sea scuba diving.	1.2431	0.03848	144	111	31	2
2319	Don't expect that kind of wind lift every day.	1.2431	0.04093	144	113	27	4
2320	Pre check has immediate access.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
2321	One of our timeshare residents. His other condo is on some tropical volcano.	1.2430	0.04372	107	82	24	1
2322	He is in what we call no man's land	1.2430	0.04569	107	83	22	2
2323	It's that guy from the Charles Addams cartoon.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
2324	We leased a few acres to the Swiss last year.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
2325	He will be joining us soon.	1.2429	0.04519	140	113	20	7
2326	We’re waiting for one more guest who will be joining us shortly.	1.2429	0.04039	140	109	28	3
2327	Not another queue-jumper!	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
2328	Jumping the queue.	1.2429	0.04404	140	112	22	6
2329	He’s part of our VIP program.	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
2330	Oh him? He's fleeing not skiing.	1.2427	0.05248	103	83	15	5
2331	For Heaven's sake, another Gate-crasher.	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
2332	He purchased the Sonny Bono Express Pass.	1.2426	0.04109	136	106	27	3
2333	Competition is stiff on this millennium's Heaven's Got Talent.	1.2426	0.04489	136	109	21	6
2334	How did Greg afford a season pass?!	1.2426	0.04239	136	107	25	4
2335	Looks like my two o'clock just jumped the line.	1.2426	0.04489	136	109	21	6
2336	Eddie the Eagle. He would never have qualified under any conventional standard.	1.2426	0.04608	136	110	19	7
2337	Snowboarders go to Hell.	1.2426	0.04489	136	109	21	6
2338	There’s a reason the Norwegians pay higher taxes.	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
2339	Someone's always cutting to the head of the line...	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
2340	He won't look so smart when he lands on these clouds.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
2341	He’s going straight to hell!	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
2342	Proximity to the Alps, you know... it happens sometimes.	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
2343	I think he took a wrong turn and it's all downhill from here!	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
2344	Don't be alarmed. He's there to demonstrate the spiritual and linguistic connection between slalom and shalom.	1.2424	0.04182	132	103	26	3
2345	They'll do anything to avoid snowboarders.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
2346	Welcome to Heavenly.	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
2347	Good try, but he can't stay. It's out of bounds.	1.2422	0.04112	161	129	25	7
2348	Oh, just another novice skier who tried a black diamond run. We get a few a month.	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
2349	No helmet, he'll be next in line.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
2350	That's a 10	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
2351	There goes John the Hypocrite.	1.2422	0.04259	128	100	25	3
2352	We had to up our amenities to stay ahead of Aspen.	1.2422	0.04539	128	102	21	5
2353	She bought an afterlifetime pass.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
2354	The Eternal Pass gets you…	1.2422	0.04401	128	101	23	4
2355	Yeah, our altitude is not as high as you thought.	1.2420	0.03876	157	123	30	4
2356	Oh my. There's the ski jumpers. Last week it was the pole vaulters.	1.2420	0.04371	157	128	20	9
2357	We finally won the bid to host the Winter Olympics	1.2420	0.04277	157	127	22	8
2358	Of course, NOW he sticks the landing.	1.2419	0.04187	124	96	26	2
2359	That’s John Paul II - we call it “the schuss of the Fisherman”	1.2419	0.04490	124	98	22	4
2360	He won't like where he lands.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
2361	First come first serve	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
2362	I haven’t seen that since Sonny Bono.	1.2416	0.04431	149	121	20	8
2363	He was inspired by Icarus.	1.2416	0.04113	149	118	26	5
2364	That's why God prefers snowboarding	1.2416	0.04328	149	120	22	7
2365	He has the Epic pass” @maxwellstonewinte	1.2416	0.04001	149	117	28	4
2366	Wings? Don’t be ridiculous.	1.2414	0.04350	116	90	24	2
2367	Yes, it's all included and you won't need to worry about snow anymore.	1.2414	0.04519	116	91	22	3
2368	They had a good run and are in.	1.2414	0.03825	145	112	31	2
2369	That’s the high road.	1.2414	0.04682	116	92	20	4
2370	The challenge is the lift ticket…	1.2414	0.03825	145	112	31	2
2371	Yes, we are a 4 season experience.	1.2414	0.04619	145	119	17	9
2372	The line should move faster now that he’s back from vacation.	1.2414	0.04184	145	115	25	5
2373	Heli-redemtion is the new fad.	1.2411	0.04376	141	113	22	6
2374	Yes, it is cold here, but the other place is much hotter.	1.2411	0.04376	141	113	22	6
2375	Yes, we have EZPass	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
2376	That's what I call extreme skiing.	1.2411	0.04952	112	90	17	5
2377	Forget what you’ve heard about angels.	1.2411	0.05418	112	93	11	8
2378	Yes,it is an ingenious entry method. The Almighty enjoys awarding style points. But anything less than a perfect 10 and... well, use your imagination.	1.2411	0.05267	112	92	13	7
2379	Looks like another "Agony of defeat."	1.2411	0.04616	112	88	21	3
2380	He has a season pass.	1.2409	0.04082	137	107	27	3
2381	He always wanted to vanquish a mogul.	1.2409	0.04212	137	108	25	4
2382	He’s an early arrival.	1.2409	0.04082	137	107	27	3
2383	He wanted one last run.	1.2409	0.04578	137	111	19	7
2384	That aways happens in an Olympic year	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2385	Look, it is Elon Musk arriving in the cosmic sky skis crafted by SpaceX for his entrance to eternity.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2386	Another one who confuses 'apres ski' with 'afterlife'"	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
2387	She's looking for the snowball in Hell.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
2388	He won't need that wardrobe where he's headed.	1.2406	0.04671	133	108	18	7
2389	Believe me, you'll see some weird s*** here.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
2390	Christ has died. Christ is risen. Christ will shred the gnar.	1.2406	0.04015	133	103	28	2
2391	It's part of our new "try before you buy" program.	1.2406	0.04154	133	104	26	3
2392	Really? Nobody on earth told you that heaven is actually a time-share in Aspen?	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
2393	He has the Ski-in/Ski-out package.	1.2405	0.04157	158	127	24	7
2394	Not all angels have wings.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
2395	Of course! That’s why he created mountains.	1.2403	0.04230	129	101	25	3
2396	Jumping the line won’t fly at the Pearly Gates	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
2397	He’s having a hard time adjusting.	1.2403	0.04085	129	100	27	2
2398	It's the annual return of the heavenly snow birds.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
2399	It’s ok. He’s clear.	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
2400	Don't be alarmed none of this is real.	1.2403	0.04022	154	122	27	5
2401	He's just passing through, he'll go all the way down.	1.2403	0.04228	154	124	23	7
2402	That's King Slalom Man.	1.2403	0.03692	154	119	33	2
2403	Holy hell!	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
2404	It's okay. He's part of the mile high club.	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
2405	They told him he was on a slippery slope to hell... I guess he took it as a challenge	1.2400	0.03978	150	118	28	4
2406	Still trying to find a suitable name for that run.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
2407	The express lane really isn't everything it's cracked up to be.	1.2400	0.03978	150	118	28	4
2408	... teach a man to ski, and well... just look what happens.	1.2400	0.04302	150	121	22	7
2409	He’ll try anything to get in. He knows he’s not qualified, but I have to give him ‘A’for effort. I can’t wait to see what he’ll try tomorrow.	1.2400	0.04873	125	102	16	7
2410	One gate left to clear.	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
2411	Our passes are for eternity.	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
2412	I lived my whole Earthly life thinking the Pearly Gates were at a much higher altitude!	1.2400	0.04000	125	96	28	1
2413	I hope it’s not all downhill from here…	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
2414	He medaled, so he automatically qualifies.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
2415	Now that’s what I call getting some air	1.2400	0.04197	150	120	24	6
2416	Last week he tried by parachute; the week before that he had them shoot him out of a cannon.	1.2397	0.04271	146	117	23	6
2417	Oh dear. Another one tried to ski a black diamond, and without a helmet.	1.2397	0.04043	146	115	27	4
2418	He’s a legacy admit.	1.2397	0.03925	146	114	29	3
2419	Climate change is forcing all the skiers farther north every year.	1.2397	0.04486	146	119	19	8
2420	That's God. He IS all-powerful—but he's no Jean-Claude Killy.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
2421	I keep telling him that this is Saint Peter's , but he still thinks its San Moritz.	1.2397	0.04395	121	95	23	3
2422	Have you subscribed Heaven Access Premium?	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
2423	I said 'Sodom', not 'slalom'!	1.2394	0.04572	142	116	18	8
2424	Perfect ski conditions everyday and you don't have to wear a ski helmet!	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
2425	To snowboard is to be cool, but to ski is to be divine	1.2394	0.04112	142	112	26	4
2426	Privilege	1.2394	0.03862	142	110	30	2
2427	NBC's Olympic spending is getting out of hand.	1.2394	0.04112	142	112	26	4
2428	That was a misquote. It was actually the skis to heaven.	1.2394	0.04232	142	113	24	5
2429	Ironically, breakneck speed on the final gate is what got him here.	1.2393	0.04802	117	94	18	5
2430	Some people will do anything to avoid the gates.	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
2431	These days we’re a little less celestial and more alpine.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
2432	Jesus just took up skiing.	1.2393	0.04646	117	93	20	4
2433	Sonny Bono is about to arrive.	1.2393	0.04317	117	91	24	2
2434	I do very much dislike it when they hold the downhill here at Heavenly Valley.	1.2393	0.03961	117	89	28	0
2435	Unfortunately he missed the final gate.	1.2391	0.04185	138	109	25	4
2436	Our fifth will be joining us shorty after the avalanche	1.2391	0.04309	138	110	23	5
2437	He's coming down from Aspen.	1.2391	0.04056	138	108	27	3
2438	Snow Long, Friend	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
2439	Ah, yes, that makes sense. His friends said he would make it to heaven when hell freezes over.	1.2391	0.04185	138	109	25	4
2440	He's in purgatory.	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
2441	Oh, that's too bad...he doesn't even know that he's not going to stick the landing.	1.2390	0.04133	159	128	24	7
2442	Well this takes extreme sports to a whole new level...	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
2443	Another victory for trees.	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
2444	Don't worry they all crash and burn	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
2445	That’s just His process. First He gets pissed off, then He goes off piste…	1.2389	0.04580	113	89	21	3
2446	Heavenly!	1.2388	0.04639	134	109	18	7
2447	Don't worry. ICE will get him.	1.2388	0.03989	134	104	28	2
2448	The upside of high risk ski racing is that when you end up here you can cut the line”!	1.2388	0.04127	134	105	26	3
2449	Guess he doesn’t realize it’s always 70 degrees and sunny in here.	1.2388	0.04127	134	105	26	3
2450	Apologies, Kissinger will try anything to get in here.	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
2451	The heights they're reaching in ski jumping is getting ridiculous.	1.2388	0.04261	134	106	24	4
2452	Another one who believes heaven is clouds of perfect powder	1.2388	0.03989	134	104	28	2
2453	Oh yea, that’s Gabriel rolling out our new travel system for the angels. The wings are too Old Testament.	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
2454	Cutting the line doesn't get you anywhere but points for style	1.2387	0.03893	155	122	29	4
2455	Damned queue-jumpers... Don't worry, the iron dome will get him"	1.2387	0.03999	155	123	27	5
2456	Snowboarders go to the place.	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
2457	He keeps going like that - he'll be at the back of the line very soon!	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
2458	She will be joining you all shortly."	1.2385	0.05358	109	90	12	7
2459	Practicing coming down a mountain.	1.2385	0.04859	109	87	18	4
2460	Looks like people are really utilizing the Ski Jump to Heaven	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
2461	Some poor bastards will try anything to get in.	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
2462	He was actually created using ChatGPT to test our new automated defense system.	1.2385	0.03908	130	100	29	1
2463	Free ski is heaven's version of hell.	1.2385	0.04608	130	105	19	6
2464	...and on the 8th day, there were winter sports.	1.2385	0.04341	130	103	23	4
2465	Oh hold on. I have to call the head office again about raising the fence	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
2466	Sure they get a brief 'thrill of the victory.' Sadly, they always forget about the 'agony of defeat' part.	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
2467	Season pass	1.2384	0.04378	151	123	20	8
2468	he was a Mormon	1.2384	0.03724	151	117	32	2
2469	Apparently the Black Diamond wasn't enough....	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
2470	We've been waiting for him.	1.2381	0.04704	126	102	18	6
2471	Some people like to make a grand entrance.	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
2472	Well, what do you want? God has a life too!	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2473	Looks like somone overshot.	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
2474	Hey , eyes on me. Nothing to see there.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
2475	Wow, that's some righteous air.	1.2381	0.04019	147	116	27	4
2476	That’s the bunny slope.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
2477	He heard there's a chance of a snowball in Hell.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2478	He took the bronze and the pearly gate.	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
2479	Well, at least it's not another wingsuit guy.	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
2480	Oh, him again. He's tried everything to get in. Last week he was on a camel and tried to pass through the eye of a needle.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2481	You asked for “Truth” - he’s “Dare”.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
2482	We call them “Ski Trumpers”. They feel it’s their only chance I guess.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2483	Activities include a season pass and you won’t be needing helmets	1.2381	0.04133	147	117	25	5
2484	Huh. Must be snowing in hell again.	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
2485	His patron is St. Bernard.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
2486	Premium pass holder.	1.2381	0.04280	126	99	24	3
2487	We don’t always talk about it, but yes, there are many paths to paradise, including skiing. Next!	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
2488	Oh Zeus! Tryouts for Winter Olympians	1.2378	0.03965	143	112	28	3
2489	Not to worry. He missed the tree but will still be dead on arrival.	1.2378	0.04087	143	113	26	4
2490	No, no. You misunderstood. He said "The lord is my shredder, I shall not wax"	1.2378	0.04321	143	115	22	6
2491	What a dickhead.	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
2492	Some choose the extreme sports challenge rather than face my judgment.	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
2493	Some people just refuse to acknowledge their passing.	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
2494	We’ve added a black diamond entrance	1.2377	0.04205	122	95	25	2
2495	Well... I guess someone actually DID read the fine print.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
2496	She has a lifetime lift pass	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
2497	People interpret "the eye of the needle" in very different ways.	1.2376	0.04905	101	80	18	3
2498	Well, he won’t need his season pass anymore anyway.	1.2376	0.05103	101	81	16	4
2499	I told him walls won’t work	1.2375	0.04388	160	132	18	10
2500	He died with his fast pass on.	1.2374	0.04158	139	110	25	4
2501	I told her she can't expect to skate through.	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
2502	Oh so the robes were optional?	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
2503	I told them building the gate wouldn’t work.	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
2504	Yeah, you could try.	1.2372	0.03976	156	124	27	5
2505	You need to travel pretty far these days to find snow. Thanks a lot climate change.	1.2372	0.04179	156	126	23	7
2506	I knew I shouldn’t have moved these gates to Aspen.	1.2371	0.05029	97	77	17	3
2507	Hell does summer sports.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
2508	We will raise the pearly wall and the devil will pay.	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
2509	We also offer snowboarding!	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
2510	Oops. Missed the gate. That means the other place for him.	1.2370	0.04100	135	106	26	3
2511	Turn at the slalom gate,not the pearl gates.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
2512	We recommend starting on some of the smaller slopes, as some of the crevices have no bottom	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
2513	As you can see, we do take alternate pathways into consideration.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
2514	Ahh, that's the VIP lane - Very Imminent Passing	1.2370	0.04100	135	106	26	3
2515	How do you suppose he got a fast pass?	1.2370	0.04100	135	106	26	3
2516	Wait, you mean we’re down here?	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
2517	She skis at Heavenly.	1.2370	0.04100	135	106	26	3
2518	And recreational activities start daily at 2pm.	1.2368	0.03819	152	119	30	3
2519	That guy's goin' to hell.	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
2520	Missing the gate will put him out of medal contention for certain.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
2521	Listen closely; he's about to call my name...	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
2522	Be faithful and I will give you the Après-life.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
2523	Wheeee	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
2524	Nah, you guys are fine. That jump is pretty hype but we're still not going to sit her without a reservation.	1.2368	0.04874	114	92	17	5
2525	Well, they’ve got a nice form.	1.2368	0.04251	152	123	22	7
2526	Still thinks he’s ahead of the avalanche “	1.2368	0.04712	114	91	19	4
2527	That's cheating!	1.2366	0.03882	131	101	29	1
2528	I know. No snow boards, right?!	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
2529	Gabriel hasn't been the same since he discovered extreme sports.	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
2530	Apologies, Jesus is in his aprés ski phase.	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
2531	They have an express pass.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
2532	You know, she DID lose half a day of skiing . . .	1.2366	0.04826	131	108	15	8
2533	That’s Evil Knievel. At this point he figures what’s the harm?	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
2534	No, we do not have a ski equipment rental service...	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
2535	The powder up here is amazing.	1.2366	0.04576	131	106	19	6
2536	Last run of the day.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
2537	Oh, that's Bodie Miller. No one knows how he got here, but he still thinks he's God.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2538	Yep. And the snowboarders go to hell.	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
2539	Oh, that’s the 1% pre-order entrance plan.	1.2365	0.04326	148	120	21	7
2540	He’s on the direct entry plan.	1.2364	0.04644	110	87	20	3
2541	Some are just not suited for eternity.	1.2364	0.04820	110	88	18	4
2542	She said wings just weren't her style.	1.2364	0.04644	110	87	20	3
2543	A lift ticket for that approach is for those who are willing to take a leap	1.2362	0.04535	127	102	20	5
2544	We're still working on the Finnish loophole.	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
2545	Never mind that. Do you have a reservation?	1.2362	0.03946	127	98	28	1
2546	He'll get in line when he misses his landing.	1.2361	0.04621	144	119	16	9
2547	"He's just jumping the line to get in."	1.2361	0.04062	144	114	26	4
2548	Oh that? We have our own Olympics here. Heaven is excruciatingly boring.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
2549	He still has some sins, but he's a ringer on our ski team against Hell.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
2550	Skiers, pole vaulters and sky divers--some people just like to game the system.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
2551	Most people prefer flying, but there's always a few oddballs.	1.2358	0.04175	123	96	25	2
2552	He'll join the line momentarily.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
2553	After the incident, the Olympic Committee decided to shorten the length of the ski jump hill.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
2554	We get three or four a day.	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
2555	The xtreme youtubers are getting out of hand.	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
2556	This is a political cartoon acknowledging that rich people can afford to ski and rich people can buy their way into heaven. How clever!	1.2358	0.04909	123	101	15	7
2557	Jesus Christ, not again!	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
2558	Speed demons are the only exception	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
2559	You’ve heard of Heavenly Mountain?	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
2560	“He didn’t understand which Purgatory we’re sending him to.”	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
2561	Skiing yes, but no snowboarding.	1.2357	0.04602	140	115	17	8
2562	Looks like it's time to open the book of Slalomon again...	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
2563	Nice try, but he’ll miss the landing.	1.2353	0.04074	136	107	26	3
2564	That’s why we call him Super G	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
2565	Yes, you really can do everything down there up here.	1.2353	0.04254	119	93	24	2
2566	You still gotta get around before you get your wings.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
2567	He got IN over his skis.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
2568	Behold… the arrival of Saint Francis of Askiski	1.2353	0.05022	119	98	14	7
2569	We’re not in the highest place then.	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
2570	He thinks he’ll stick the landing, but it’s all downhill for him.	1.2353	0.03682	153	119	32	2
2571	He went with priority boarding.	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
2572	Pre-clearance speeds things up considerably.	1.2353	0.04254	119	93	24	2
2573	They may think they are jumping the line,but really it's a 1 way to H-E- double toothpicks!	1.2353	0.04425	153	126	18	9
2574	Premium front-of-the-line all-resorts season pass for skiers who don't ask where they'll end up.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
2575	Oh, he'll be disqualified.	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
2576	She always jumps the line.	1.2349	0.03855	149	117	29	3
2577	Golden streets and eternal worship are now just our basic package.	1.2349	0.04404	149	122	19	8
2578	TSA Pre!	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
2579	Wow, now that’s one way to jump the queue!	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
2580	He signed up for the fast pass.	1.2348	0.04004	132	103	27	2
2581	He traded his wings for them on Craig’s List.	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
2582	Welcome to Ski Heaven where angel groomed slopes are eternal and there's never a line at the lifts. My I have your 'Get out of Earth Cards', please.	1.2348	0.04670	132	108	17	7
2583	Another lift line jumper in for a big surprise	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
2584	He’s there to help keep the snowboarders out.	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
2585	...and he'll never break a leg.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
2586	I don't know why this hotshot just doesn't get in line like the rest of us!	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
2587	I'm sorry--here there is no pickle ball.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
2588	Is that another way in?	1.2348	0.04676	115	92	19	4
2589	She asked for "just one more run".... .... That's her 3rd....	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
2590	Uh…yeah…Jesus is a big winter X-games guy now. Ever since he died for our sins God kinda just lets him do whatever he wants around here…you know he’s sponsrd by Red Bull?	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
2591	We've got our own little Aspen up here, too.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2592	Look! Another Millenial performs a line cutting maneuver!	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2593	We’re testing out our “fast track” entry process; we can redirect you if any of you ski or snowboard.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2594	He thinks he can come in the back way.	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2595	Oh that….it’s just the hell-o-copter drop, no lines!	1.2347	0.04983	98	78	17	3
2596	We’ve been getting an increasing number of day passes, lately.	1.2345	0.04268	145	117	22	6
2597	Not fair! He’s jumping the line!	1.2345	0.04378	145	118	20	7
2598	Don't worry, Iron Dome will kick in any second now.	1.2345	0.04037	145	115	26	4
2599	Let me also tell you the benefits of our season pass.	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
2600	She pre-registered for our express check in plan.	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
2601	As soon as he hits a tree, he'll be at the end of the line.	1.2344	0.04221	128	101	24	3
2602	He just never really accepted being know as "The Agony of Defeat".	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
2603	An atheist high flyer looking for the truth……	1.2344	0.04073	128	100	26	2
2604	No, just downhill. For some reason he’s not big on anything that uses the word “cross”.	1.2344	0.04896	128	106	14	8
2605	Life and death IS a competition.	1.2342	0.04236	111	86	24	1
2606	Yes, well, you're going to need a hobby	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
2607	Snow? Winter? Is this HELL?	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
2608	We still aren’t letting snowboarders in Alta	1.2342	0.04781	111	89	18	4
2609	Oh, he’s a regular. He’s been defying us for years.	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
2610	They often confuse this gate with the slalom gate!	1.2340	0.04106	141	112	25	4
2611	He went downhill fast	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
2612	He’s been circling for decades, waiting for Cher.	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
2613	Hell may have frozen over, but I’m afraid he’s still a bit over his skis if he thinks he’s slipping in.	1.2340	0.03851	141	110	29	2
2614	I’ll let you in, but only if you promise to stop me from agreeing to host the Olympics again.	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
2615	He sold me a condo at Beaver Creek.	1.2339	0.04301	124	98	23	3
2616	A cold day here is a little different.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
2617	The chairlift sends him back automatically.	1.2339	0.04596	124	100	19	5
2618	Now there's something you don't ski every day.	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
2619	Yea, that one is going downhill straight to hell. Am I right? Or am I right?	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
2620	He must have caught the chair lift to the top of Mt. Olympus.	1.2336	0.05070	107	87	15	5
2621	And there goes Saint Moritz	1.2336	0.04519	107	84	21	2
2622	No slippery slopes of sin here, just eternal powder!	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
2623	It's just Jeschuss	1.2336	0.04178	137	109	24	4
2624	There's another one who didn't understand the 'Caution!!! Barranca Ahead' sign.	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
2625	Everyone carves their own path here.	1.2336	0.03913	137	107	28	2
2626	Until that last gate , his form was heavenly	1.2336	0.04048	137	108	26	3
2627	So they ARE better than us	1.2336	0.03913	137	107	28	2
2628	Looks like someone didn't want to take the stairs	1.2336	0.03913	137	107	28	2
2629	Looks like the Winter Olympics still haven't fixed their slopes.	1.2333	0.04841	120	98	16	6
2630	Hopefully the landing goes better than his last one.	1.2333	0.04543	120	96	20	4
2631	There goes another soul misinterpreting the type of moguls we have in here…	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
2632	There goes Sonny Bono again.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
2633	Don't be that impressed. Remember, we all float on air up here.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
2634	You may find that during our rigorous admissions process, not all skills and attributes are weighted equally.	1.2333	0.04054	120	93	26	1
2635	After years skiing in the Northeast,Barry was relieved to be experiencing the High Way to Heaven.	1.2333	0.04168	150	121	23	6
2636	It's a slippery slope, but I guess he made it.	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
2637	I don't have today's list yet, but God is on his way to the office.	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
2638	No doubt a misunderstanding of the term “ski pass”	1.2333	0.03877	120	92	28	0
2639	Once you make it through the gates, it's all downhill from here.	1.2331	0.03850	163	130	28	5
2640	He died on a cold day in Hell.	1.2331	0.04386	133	107	21	5
2641	It’s just an angel showing off.	1.2331	0.04386	133	107	21	5
2642	They paid for the Speed Pass.	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
2643	He pre-booked.	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
2644	That guy? He has over two-million frequent prayer miles, and with our operation here, they never expire.	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
2645	That could be a new record!	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
2646	At least it'll be a soft landing this time.	1.2331	0.04386	133	107	21	5
2647	Huh,Swissair.	1.2331	0.03832	133	103	29	1
2648	He paid extra.	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
2649	Trump always finds a way to cheat!	1.2330	0.05014	103	83	16	4
2650	He never nails the landing, but we’ve awarded him style points for trying.	1.2330	0.04618	103	81	20	2
2651	The best part is, there's no agony of defeat!	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
2652	It's Nordic Nights Week.	1.2329	0.03893	146	115	28	3
2653	They don't call him Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards for nothing.	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
2654	Oh, they stopped wearing wings ever since they started watching Wide World of Sports back in the sixties.	1.2328	0.05101	116	96	13	7
2655	No jumping the line!	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
2656	God’s been practicing freestyle.	1.2328	0.04304	116	91	23	2
2657	Oh! That's our new "fast-pass" entry system . . .	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
2658	Two years ago, we moved the Processing Department closer to the ski jump hill and are already seeing a substantial boost in our efficiency rating.	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
2659	I always expected Mother Teresa would become a surfer up here.	1.2328	0.05101	116	96	13	7
2660	Remember Sonny Bono?	1.2328	0.04475	116	92	21	3
2661	Well, close enough; table for four right this way.	1.2328	0.04952	116	95	15	6
2662	Mount Olympus hasn’t hosted the Winter Olympics since before my son was born!	1.2327	0.04389	159	132	17	10
2663	Yes you can enter that way but the landing is ungodly!	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
2664	Build a wall, they said. Nothing will keep out the truly determined.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
2665	Let's see how he likes skiing in hell.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
2666	Yes, He does seem to be frequently oft pissed, but this is the first time I’ve seen Him off piste.	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
2667	Trust me. It’s very treacherous to veer off the designated Righteous Diamond Path.	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
2668	They never stick the landing.	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
2669	Finns have a special arrangement.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
2670	We look for creative ways to send souls 'downstairs'.	1.2326	0.04472	129	104	20	5
2671	What can I say? At this point the Big Guy seems to be in it just for the entertainment value.	1.2326	0.04045	129	101	26	2
2672	Great. Must be another cold day in hell.	1.2326	0.04045	129	101	26	2
2673	Oops. Looks like he overshot the landing.	1.2326	0.04045	129	101	26	2
2674	You think this is bad, he cut the lift line!	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
2675	Man, I wish I took the chairlift instead of the elevator.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
2676	Sorry, AI is still a problem!	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
2677	We never should have swapped the stairs for a ski lift.	1.2324	0.03956	142	112	27	3
2678	Looks good now but once again his landing is going straight to hell.	1.2324	0.04080	142	113	25	4
2679	He's been certified by TSA.	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2680	Yes, he found his way here when he crashed into Gwyneth Paltrow.	1.2323	0.04938	99	79	17	3
2681	He ordered the Fast Pass.	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
2682	We didn’t know there was a shortcut.	1.2321	0.04203	112	87	24	1
2683	If you'd gone to the other place, you'd be playing mini golf.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2684	Oh, don't pay any mind to that. Skiers like to live life on the edge.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2685	He was a middle school teacher.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
2686	We send line crashers downhill.	1.2321	0.04390	112	88	22	2
2687	He did say the mountains were calling and he had to go…	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
2688	Not every guest deserves an explanation.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
2689	He will be joining the line soon.	1.2320	0.04271	125	99	23	3
2690	Our fourth will be here in a minute…	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
2691	He'heading to a warmer place!	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
2692	Spiritual Bipass	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
2693	Not many people know that Rosalynn was an avid skier.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
2694	We have to get Hell’s heater fixed again.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
2695	There's no snow in heaven - he'll see.	1.2319	0.03750	138	107	30	1
2696	The other park is for snowboarders."	1.2319	0.04151	138	110	24	4
2697	Goddammit!	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
2698	He called ahead but he will have to wait until I finish with you.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
2699	I keep telling him we’re not Olympian gods.	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
2700	That's one way to skip the line.	1.2318	0.04351	151	124	19	8
2701	Our prayers are so powerful, even the skiers are catching some heavenly airtime!"	1.2316	0.04601	95	74	20	1
2702	The Mormons had a ramp installed last year.	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2703	Queue jumper	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
2704	Don't worry about him, he qualified for the Fast Pass.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
2705	Some think they can take the short cut.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
2706	Ski racers miss gates all the time.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
2707	Yes, this is hell. Last time we could ski like this was in 2020.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
2708	He'll be on the other side before you guys.	1.2314	0.04659	121	98	18	5
2709	Most people react like you the first time they see a real snow angel.	1.2314	0.04659	121	98	18	5
2710	What’s the worst that could happen now?	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
2711	When you said "Shalom," he thought you said "slalom!"	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
2712	Instead of buying the Stairway, she took the Airway to Heaven.	1.2314	0.04659	121	98	18	5
2713	He purchased a Fast Pass.	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
2714	As we forgive those who trespass against us.	1.2314	0.04659	121	98	18	5
2715	He'll be here before you know it.	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
2716	That’s the fifth one this week. They really don’t enjoy the walk back home.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
2717	Guess who got the bid for the next Winter Olympics.	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
2718	Dont be impressed theres a wall	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
2719	Skiers have gotten a free pass ever since God mistook Super-G for a personal tribute.	1.2313	0.04727	134	111	15	8
2720	I’m afraid we only offer “Ski In” here.	1.2313	0.04484	134	109	19	6
2721	That was a heavenly jump!	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
2722	Don't worry. One of our cloud to air missiles will take him out.	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
2723	That's Angel Fire back from patrol.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
2724	Back in my day we had to take the stairway.	1.2313	0.04727	134	111	15	8
2725	Kissinger tried that too.	1.2313	0.04215	147	119	22	6
2726	We had to put in the ski hill to keep up with renovations at the OTHER place.	1.2313	0.04215	147	119	22	6
2727	We also have Fast Pass.	1.2313	0.03870	147	116	28	3
2728	Heaven’s Gate Trail is double black diamond	1.2313	0.04324	147	120	20	7
2729	Oh, he’s admitted with a sports scholarship.	1.2308	0.04152	156	127	22	7
2730	All leisure activities are included with admittance. No waiver needed.	1.2308	0.03804	143	112	29	2
2731	Frequent Flyer Miles.	1.2308	0.04272	117	92	23	2
2732	I think he is over his skis	1.2308	0.04096	117	91	25	1
2733	He bought deluxe package	1.2308	0.05155	104	85	14	5
2734	Yeah. He’s about to experience the agony of defeat….	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
2735	We have a ski-in but no ski-out	1.2308	0.04164	130	103	24	3
2736	This place is going downhill..	1.2308	0.04305	130	104	22	4
2737	They used to have wings	1.2308	0.04055	143	114	25	4
2738	Rest assured, his name is not written in the Book of Life.	1.2308	0.04174	143	115	23	5
2739	I am being told we only have two spots at the moment...	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
2740	He has the TSA PreCheck.	1.2308	0.04174	143	115	23	5
2741	Some gate-crashers will try anything.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2742	Hey, what's the worst that can happen?	1.2308	0.04305	130	104	22	4
2743	aah..we'll make that-party of four.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
2744	I added a little action to my Zoom background.	1.2308	0.04573	130	106	18	6
2745	Eternal rewards, guys. Powder’s lightest when it’s still in the cloud.	1.2308	0.04096	117	91	25	1
2746	How glorious,he finally made it to the other side of the mountain.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
2747	Franz Klammer died today. We expected him in '76.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
2748	Oh crap, another Gwyneth casualty"	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
2749	Jesus got into skiing in his retirement.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
2750	He is very much off piste.	1.2308	0.04164	130	103	24	3
2751	Yes, actually it is that guy from "The Wide World of Sports"	1.2308	0.04914	117	96	15	6
2752	He was next in line but it’s a powder day	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
2753	Another bucket list.	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
2754	It's hell if he doesn't stick the landing.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
2755	Guess they were wrong, you CAN get to heaven...!	1.2308	0.05651	91	75	11	5
2756	Since climate change this is the only place she could ski!	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
2757	Alpine skiing won't get you in either.	1.2308	0.04305	130	104	22	4
2758	It’s actually a Quintuple Black Diamond Route 🏁	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
2759	Not everyone wants wings to fly up here.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
2760	When he gets his wings it won’t be as enjoyable.	1.2303	0.04325	152	125	19	8
2761	That’s just one of the angels fooling around.	1.2302	0.04488	139	114	18	7
2762	He is not going to stick the landing	1.2302	0.03864	139	109	28	2
2763	Another down-hell racer!	1.2302	0.03726	139	108	30	1
2764	And one more thing, there are no hot dogs in heaven. Except for this guy.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
2765	Hmmm...he's gotten ahead of himself, but he'll be here soon.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
2766	He missed the Tree of Life by inches . . .	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
2767	Skiers always think they are in heaven.	1.2302	0.04668	126	103	17	6
2768	Don’t worry. You’ll cruise right through the cloud moguls.	1.2302	0.04088	126	99	25	2
2769	It's one of the options in our new fitness plan.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
2770	You wouldn't believe how many people have dreamed of skiing on clouds.	1.2302	0.04530	126	102	19	5
2771	And the Olympics still claims none of their athletes are doping.	1.2301	0.05030	113	93	14	6
2772	Another Trump evangelical.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2773	In death, as in life, those with Aspen vacation homes get special privileges.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2774	You don’t need snow in heaven.	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2775	We’re entering a bid on the 2034 Winter Olympics.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2776	''Oh no worries, he's going straight to hell."	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2777	Yes, that's Sonny. Old habits die hard.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2778	He's going down in a hurry...	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2779	We give extra points for free-will style.	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2780	It seems clever now but behind the gates heaven is mostly asphalt.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
2781	Remember to bow your heads is not just a saying here!	1.2297	0.04190	148	120	22	6
2782	Seasonal lift passes come with the heavenly package.	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
2783	We’ll, he got ahead of his skis, Now didn’t he!	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
2784	It’s even easier with wings tho…	1.2295	0.04162	122	96	24	2
2785	Ti’s the season	1.2295	0.03996	122	95	26	1
2786	When you're late for the Last Judgment.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
2787	Attention all personnel. Incoming wounded.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
2788	Rich, white people gonna do, what they're gonna do. Am I right?	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
2789	Sorry for the disruption; we’ve asked him not to do that.	1.2295	0.04162	122	96	24	2
2790	We forgot to write it in the texts, but our favorite virtue has always been "Style."	1.2294	0.04986	109	89	15	5
2791	We may be witnessing the thrill of victory... On the other hand it could turn out to be the agony of defeat.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2792	And that, my children, is our lesser-known King Slalom.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2793	Those are your choices-- play a harp in the clouds or ski for eternity.	1.2294	0.04045	109	84	25	0
2794	He’ll be in line with the next flyin’ group!	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
2795	We are big in the après-vie scene.	1.2293	0.03926	157	126	26	5
2796	He still thinks he’s going to make this jump.	1.2292	0.05017	96	77	16	3
2797	His time won't count anyway. He missed the gate.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
2798	That's not good, we take souls not bodies.	1.2292	0.04559	96	75	20	1
2799	That’s my Danish cousin, St. Pieter	1.2292	0.05231	96	78	14	4
2800	What the Hell???	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
2801	Unfortunately Heaven isn’t included in your Epic Pass.	1.2290	0.03991	131	103	26	2
2802	Saint Peter don’t you call me cause I can’t go. I owe my soul to the company Stowe.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
2803	If he knew where he is going he might re-think those skis.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
2804	He'll be in line behind you after he crash-lands.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
2805	We've tried to keep them out but the HOA won't let us build a taller fence.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
2806	Funny...they mostly end up going downhill	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
2807	Genghis Khan again. Every day for nearly a thousand years.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
2808	Damn global warming. Messing up our admissions procedures.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
2809	He'll be with you in a minute. Looks like it's been another long weekend in Aspen.	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
2810	New ski jump record!	1.2286	0.04334	105	82	22	1
2811	He will be here when he lands.	1.2286	0.04334	105	82	22	1
2812	Don't mind Fred. He hasn't got his wings yet.	1.2286	0.05286	105	87	12	6
2813	Unfortunately, he's missed the Pearly Gate!	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
2814	Ah...your forth is here now.	1.2286	0.04541	105	83	20	2
2815	It's a smart move, but if he doesn't stick the landing, he's screwed.	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
2816	Yes, it is true. Skiing is heavenly.	1.2286	0.04098	140	112	24	4
2817	Oh, that’s just Mother Teresa. Who would have guessed?	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
2818	The skis are unnecessary. But he insists	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
2819	Yo,What's the rush?	1.2286	0.04928	105	85	16	4
2820	In case you did not know "Pearly Gates" is a Black Diamond run.	1.2284	0.04133	162	133	21	8
2821	Yes. It is all fun and games up here.	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
2822	He thinks he’s just gonna carve around that jack pine	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
2823	Backcountry people never go through the gates	1.2283	0.04060	127	100	25	2
2824	I told him electrifying the fence was a waste of money.	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
2825	Looks like a massive intelligence failure.	1.2283	0.04498	127	103	19	5
2826	Just bc he has that fancy gear doesn’t mean he’s any good	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
2827	Paragliders land in the other place.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
2828	Alta has it right. We forbid snowboarders too.	1.2283	0.05150	92	74	15	3
2829	Some of our angels still refuse to modernize their flying technique.	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
2830	It hasn't fully registered yet.	1.2282	0.03824	149	118	28	3
2831	Oh, God. There he goes again.	1.2282	0.03941	149	119	26	4
2832	Welp that’s a slippery slope	1.2282	0.04054	149	120	24	5
2833	Oooooh, sorry, no, that's actually not part of the standard package. You had to be Double Secret Christian for access.	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
2834	He always wants to be first in line.	1.2281	0.04139	114	89	24	1
2835	Oh, yes - well, we're running our annual ski-in special this week	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2836	Why haven't we thought about entering the gates this way before?	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2837	Tsk, tsk. You miss a turn, you pay the price.	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2838	People will try anything to get into Heaven.	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
2839	He glide for your sins.	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
2840	The line for the handbasket is just too long.	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
2841	... except for those like him who have a coupon.	1.2279	0.04299	136	110	21	5
2842	Don’t worry folks, where that cheater lands I guarantee you there won’t be any snow!	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
2843	Oh, here comes God!	1.2279	0.04545	136	112	17	7
2844	He’s confused. That’s what you do before you show up here.	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
2845	Don't worry, the drones will get him.	1.2279	0.04038	136	108	25	3
2846	Welcome to Saint Moritz, prepare yourself for a divine experience	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
2847	Hmmm. It must have froze over again.	1.2278	0.04005	158	128	24	6
2848	He still won't get in that way.	1.2277	0.05050	101	82	15	4
2849	He's on his way to Hell. The lift takes an eternity.	1.2276	0.04132	123	97	24	2
2850	Seems like hell froze over.	1.2276	0.03968	123	96	26	1
2851	If he misses a gate, he’s disqualified.	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
2852	I guess Switzerland WAS heaven on earth!	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
2853	No cuts, no jumps. As soon as he lands he'll be in line behind you.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
2854	He's the next to join you in line!	1.2276	0.04291	123	98	22	3
2855	For him, eternity is all downhill.	1.2276	0.04132	123	97	24	2
2856	Poor soul - he just can't accept no for an answer. Last time he tried bungee jumping.	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
2857	Sometimes first you get in and then die.	1.2276	0.04591	123	100	18	5
2858	Some just like to be the first out of the gates.	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
2859	What did you Expect? Hell is hot,heaven is cold!	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
2860	They did say he was a flight risk.	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
2861	He hasn't realized yet how long this run is going to be.	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
2862	Snow angels love to ski!!!	1.2273	0.04217	110	86	23	1
2863	Climate change has made them pivot to new terrains.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
2864	Don’t worry about him, the last part of that run ends with a 90 degree slope straight to hell.	1.2273	0.04410	110	87	21	2
2865	R.I.P (Last Trump Supporter in Colorado)	1.2273	0.05271	110	92	11	7
2866	I'll put it this way...If you like skiing you'll be in heaven. And if you don't......well, you get the idea.	1.2273	0.03965	132	104	26	2
2867	Just like college admissions on Earth, we also have a back gate entry.”	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
2868	Salve, salutations, salaam... slalam? I mean, shalom	1.2273	0.04246	132	106	22	4
2869	If they’ve got enough money, they think that they can buy their way into anywhere they wish…	1.2270	0.04195	141	114	22	5
2870	That’s our Express package!	1.2270	0.03946	141	112	26	3
2871	Oh, God!	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
2872	Oh - that's the ski jump to Hell.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
2873	He's here for the après-ski.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
2874	I can see heaven from up here!	1.2269	0.05124	119	100	11	8
2875	For some the Olympic dream never dies.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
2876	This years heavenly ski jump competition is now underway.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
2877	Don't mind Bruno, he just arrived fron the Swiss border patrol.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
2878	Here comes King Sloloman again.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
2879	She might get away with that on Hood or even Bozeman. But here it's just another Hail Mary pass feet first.	1.2268	0.04750	97	77	18	2
2880	Well, that will be our first Republican.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
2881	Looks like he missed more than just a half day of skiing.	1.2266	0.03877	128	100	27	1
2882	Yeah, the finish line for him is definitely going to be the pearly gates.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
2883	Oh, that's Bond, James Bond	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
2884	Mother Teresa loves hittin' the slopes!	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
2885	You can ski eternally if you like"	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
2886	Wait till you see Him showing off on water.	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
2887	The Lord flies in mysterious ways.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
2888	Sure. Greta Thunberg gets in easy.	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
2889	I don't really get it either, but it's their idea of heaven.	1.2266	0.04182	128	102	23	3
2890	Snowboarders have to make a novena.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2891	It's (only) the landing that counts.	1.2264	0.04698	106	85	18	3
2892	He applied for an EB1 Visa.	1.2264	0.03671	159	126	30	3
2893	It’s designed to look like a place called Utah.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
2894	This gathering is invitation only. No gate crashing allowed.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2895	The Olympics are setting impossible records this year.	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
2896	… but we don’t have any snowboarders…	1.2263	0.03876	137	108	27	2
2897	Those who don't belong here are allowed to select their mode of transportation to Hell!	1.2263	0.04143	137	110	23	4
2898	Well, I bet THIS isn’t the aprés ski he had in mind!	1.2261	0.05249	115	97	10	8
2899	That's the boss telling me it's over my head.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
2900	Oh you can’t get to heaven on downhill skis.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
2901	PETA convinced us to update camel through the eye of a needle.	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
2902	Some of us try to make the most of it since we can actually freeze-over up here.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
2903	You may get in faster based on what you did in life.	1.2261	0.05102	115	96	12	7
2904	Fly overs are not granted entry.	1.2258	0.03942	155	125	25	5
2905	At least he died doing what he loved.	1.2258	0.04260	124	99	22	3
2906	That's one of our arc angels.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
2907	We never should have relocated to Telluride.	1.2258	0.03940	124	97	26	1
2908	And yesterday he did not know how to ski.	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
2909	Welcome to Club Dead!	1.2258	0.04260	124	99	22	3
2910	Gated Community--No Trespassing	1.2258	0.04557	124	101	18	5
2911	And in 5 4 3 2...	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
2912	He didn't earn his wings.	1.2258	0.04103	124	98	24	2
2913	Another Sermon on the Mount must have just ended.	1.2258	0.04260	124	99	22	3
2914	It’s called the “epic” ski pass for a reason.	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
2915	Sorry, no snowboarding.	1.2256	0.04218	133	107	22	4
2916	We have our complaints about the the Ikon pass, too.	1.2256	0.04218	133	107	22	4
2917	Showing off only works on Earth.	1.2255	0.04386	102	80	21	1
2918	He's not really getting in. I slotted him for the agony of defeat.	1.2254	0.04168	142	115	22	5
2919	They mistook my prayer: I asked for "a streaking star to light the skies" not "a skiing celeb to blight pious eyes"	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
2920	His friends tried telling him it wasn't a gpod idea.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
2921	And we get the best seats for the Olympics	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
2922	Michael, we got ourselves a Jumper!!	1.2252	0.04375	111	88	21	2
2923	Yeah, he'll be joining you in a moment.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
2924	The jump is great, but the landing is hell.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2925	Surely you knew it wouldn’t warm here	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
2926	Thank God global warming hasn't hit heaven yet.	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
2927	There's always a few hotdogs	1.2252	0.03779	151	120	28	3
2928	Looks like another new express arrival from Jackson Hole.	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
2929	You can fly that way or go more traditional and get wings.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2930	Kids these days will do anything for pow	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
2931	There are easier ways for some to get here than loving their neighbors.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2932	You didn't know that God likes ski jumping?	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
2933	He still goes to the back of the line.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
2934	Oh, him? He's a nepo baby.	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
2935	Does he have a snowball's chance in heaven of making that jump?	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
2936	Yes, there are people who want to go downhill even from here. My guess is a legacy admission.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
2937	Pearly gate jumper.	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
2938	Damn zoning laws!	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
2939	Apparently it's the northern border that's vulnerable to crossing over.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2940	5,4,3,2,1….	1.2250	0.04342	120	96	21	3
2941	You do not want to go where he’s going.	1.2248	0.04153	129	103	23	3
2942	Rewards program	1.2248	0.04153	129	103	23	3
2943	The other place has been frozen for entirely too long.	1.2248	0.04153	129	103	23	3
2944	One way to jump the line...	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
2945	Let us après-ski.	1.2246	0.03986	138	110	25	3
2946	I’m pretty sure that’s going to be a new record.	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
2947	He's taking extreme skiing to new heights.	1.2246	0.03851	138	109	27	2
2948	Well, we're going to throw him out because, technically, he's not dead yet. Hell of a jump though. I'll leave it at that.	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
2949	We've been expecting Lucas. He's been going downhill for a long time.	1.2246	0.04366	138	113	19	6
2950	Oh, that’s just an angel. He got tired of using his wings.	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
2951	There's instant access to those who are as pure as the driven snow.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
2952	I think he has me confused with St Moritz.	1.2245	0.03713	147	116	29	2
2953	Not every slippery slope leads to Hell.	1.2243	0.04263	107	84	22	1
2954	Downhill Slide	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2955	Boy, this whole AI thing has really gotten out of hand.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2956	If he thinks he can sit by the fireplace and warm up, he can go to Hell.	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
2957	Believe it or not that is allowed.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2958	Odin is in training for the long jump. We're hosting the Winter Olympiad this year.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2959	That fellow shouldn't be jumping to conclusions.	1.2243	0.04659	107	86	18	3
2960	There is an additional fee for the Recreational Reckoning Package.	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
2961	Oh, that’s just our FastPass system.	1.2243	0.04844	107	87	16	4
2962	No he's not trying to escape, he's just cloud surfing.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
2963	Yeah, sorry about that. Someone started a rumor about you all getting wings up here instead of skis and it just kinda stuck.	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
2964	He paid for the Pearly Gate Package	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2965	NEXT!	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
2966	I think he flew a bit higher than intended.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
2967	that’s week two.	1.2241	0.04077	116	91	24	1
2968	Well, I guess that's one way to get in.	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
2969	When he goes through the clouds, guess what's way, way below?	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
2970	I have been telling them to increase the height of these walls but they don't listen !	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
2971	Yes, it’s a problem, but nothing like the U.S.-Mexican border.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
2972	I guess he didn't make it!	1.2240	0.03913	125	98	26	1
2973	It’s our new fast pass program - lets you cut the line.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
2974	Another wipe out at Purgatory	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
2975	I was worried this would happen once hell froze over!	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
2976	..and on the seventh day, He rested. Yeah, right.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
2977	Always... this time of year.	1.2240	0.04074	125	99	24	2
2978	Eighteen inches of powder clouds and no snowboarders.	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
2979	OMG... Anything for views, the pearly gate jump prank..	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
2980	Apparently his multi-resort season pass was quite extensive.	1.2236	0.03938	161	131	24	6
2981	So much for convincing you that you’re at Heaven’s Gates.	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
2982	Looks like he missed another gate.	1.2234	0.04576	94	74	19	1
2983	There are a couple of express routes.	1.2233	0.04348	103	81	21	1
2984	God made the Alps for a reason.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2985	Oh dear! Apparently hell has finally frozen over	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2986	An angel that loves ski jumping, go figure.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
2987	You too can skip the line with a season pass.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2988	He's bringing your file from the Cloud right now.	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
2989	You mean we didn't have to take the stairs?	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2990	ok, that's typically not how this works	1.2232	0.04865	112	92	15	5
2991	Of course if you prefer, I could offer you much hotter, drier accommodations.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2992	That's how politicians get in...	1.2232	0.04151	112	88	23	1
2993	Four-dimensional skiing is the final round for gaining your wings.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2994	‘“No helmet.”	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
2995	Sure, it looks fun, but the chairlift line is twice as long.	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
2996	Yes, that's Jean-Claude's idea of Heaven!	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
2997	I believe we have a gate crasher.	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
2998	She's going to be next in line.	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
2999	That’s strange, normally it’s the snowboarders who come in highest.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
3000	Yeah, we shred in heaven.	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
3001	That's his personal paradise. He was the agony guy in Wide World of Sports.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
3002	He’s in first class.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
3003	I thought you said this was a green run…	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
3004	No one told me the Global Entry Card worked here,too.	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
3005	That’s a tough trail he’s on…… triple black crosses.”	1.2230	0.04160	148	121	21	6
3006	Turns out Heaven is his Everest.	1.2229	0.03791	157	126	27	4
3007	He’s going like a bat outa hell.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
3008	Another diamond lane arrival.	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
3009	Is it winter already?	1.2222	0.04046	117	92	24	1
3010	Poor fellow -- he thinks he's off-piste.	1.2222	0.04456	144	120	16	8
3011	The pole vaulters and high jumpers are more impressive.	1.2222	0.04881	99	80	16	3
3012	Another line jumper. No worries, we have a special place for them.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
3013	Just someone training for the heavenly winter olympics	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
3014	As you can see, Sonny Bono loves that there are no trees up here. You'll get used to it too!	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
3015	This isn't his stop anyway.	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
3016	No, that’s called a SKY jump.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
3017	Not to worry--he's missed thr first gate and will have to go back ...	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
3018	Daredevils, ironically, gets dibs on powder days.”	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
3019	Adrenaline junkies get a speed pass	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
3020	Gold, frankincense, and myrrh he didn’t appreciate; skis, I want skis, he said.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
3021	My son,entry requires an exemplary life of good works. Uh, alternatively it appears Admin will accept catching good wind.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
3022	He hath sent it.	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
3023	You should have seen the jet-packer trying to sneak in.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
3024	To get here he had to ski like a bat out of hell.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
3025	They call it “holy powder” and will do anything to get to it early.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
3026	Well…God just loves the Olympics.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
3027	But she has to stick the landing.	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
3028	There's a "special" place in heaven for those in a hurry to get here.	1.2222	0.04225	117	93	22	2
3029	Since he took up skiing he rarely attends services.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
3030	There is more than one way to find Heaven.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
3031	Yeah, that's Sonny Bono. There are a lot of questions about how he got in.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
3032	It's still better than at the Southern border.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
3033	He’s the first – and last – gold medalist to jump the Pearly Gates.	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
3034	He's one of our platinum rewards members.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
3035	Congratulations. Now that you’ve died you can afford Heaven’s weekday, non-holiday skiing.	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
3036	The thrill of victory ... the clip Wide World of Sports didn't show.	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
3037	Phew- it isn’t a paraglider!	1.2222	0.04348	126	102	20	4
3038	Illegal entry and no wait time?	1.2222	0.04200	126	101	22	3
3039	The hell froze over, it seems!	1.2222	0.04027	135	108	24	3
3040	Welcome! Have fun! Don't worry about broken bones.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
3041	Oh God! Is it the Winter Olympics already?	1.2222	0.04116	144	117	22	5
3042	You can't get to Heaven on roller skates, but no one ever said anything about skis.	1.2222	0.04046	126	100	24	2
3043	Well, there's nothing in here that says he's not allowed.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
3044	They never realize that trying to cut the line is a one-way ticket down.	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
3045	Hmm. Late as usual.	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
3046	I think that's a record	1.2214	0.03799	131	103	27	1
3047	Ah, the medalist again. Won't work either. He tried the legacy angle last time.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
3048	Please ignore him. He is joking. Hell is not freezing over.	1.2214	0.04506	131	108	17	6
3049	The views are incredible, but the lift line is Hell.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
3050	Looks like another early arrival…	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
3051	I’ve been telling God that we need a taller fence.	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
3052	Either it’s a sign or they got the chairlift working again	1.2213	0.04117	122	97	23	2
3053	They sure don’t write indulgences like they used to.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
3054	We do our onboarding in groups of 4. Our 4th will be here shortly.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
3055	Well, that answers that.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
3056	That one's been hard to catch!	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
3057	He gets in if he sticks the landing.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
3058	Don't worry, we just installed an Iron Dome.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
3059	He is going to be very disappointment with where he ends up.	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
3060	If you have our season pass I can scan you in otherwise I have to check the book.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
3061	His judgment depends on if he sticks the landing.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
3062	He thinks he's at Heavenly	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
3063	In this line you are in the state of grace heading into heaven. In that line you are in the state of California heading into hell.	1.2212	0.04486	113	91	19	3
3064	Everything he does, he cheats at.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
3065	Yes, it’s possible to skip the line.	1.2212	0.04312	104	82	21	1
3066	Ladies and gentlemen... St. Moritz.	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
3067	There's no easy way to get here	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
3068	He had a Fast Pass	1.2211	0.05004	95	77	15	3
3069	Oh him? He was on the slopes with Gwyneth.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
3070	One of the benefits of the Platinum Club Membership.	1.2208	0.03826	154	124	26	4
3071	Where is Howard Cosell when I need him?	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
3072	Do you participate in the Epic Season Pass?	1.2207	0.04091	145	118	22	5
3073	Don't mind him; St. Moritz is a bit of a show-off.	1.2207	0.04091	145	118	22	5
3074	All dogs and all who ski go directly to heaven.	1.2206	0.04512	136	113	16	7
3075	Things are pretty much downhill in all directions from here.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
3076	Not quite Hell in a hand basket, but close enough.	1.2206	0.03862	136	108	26	2
3077	the near death experiences are rampant this time of year.	1.2206	0.04631	136	114	14	8
3078	Sorry, closed until after the Winter Olympics. Not my call.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
3079	He's a Global Entry member.	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
3080	Colorado always seems to have a jump on things!	1.2205	0.04460	127	104	18	5
3081	When they ski like that, it usually means a slippery slope to hell.	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
3082	No experience required, but you do have to sign a liability waiver.	1.2203	0.04016	118	93	24	1
3083	Fortunately the tree was unscathed.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
3084	Oh, he is always trying new ways to get through the Pearly Gates.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
3085	Don’t mind him, he has an unlimited pass	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
3086	I told them to build a higher wall.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
3087	Wow, so this thing even shows you the preview of how you died, that’s kinda gruesome.	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
3088	That's got to be a record!!	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
3089	Is there a higher gate?	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
3090	That's Jesus' brother. He thought God wanted him to bring slalom. No wonder's he's not getting the inheritance.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
3091	Don't worry. That's not someone skipping the line. That's God taking a run.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
3092	Clear the way for he is in a hurry.	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
3093	It was supposed to be Hell that froze over!	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
3094	We really need to build a taller gate.	1.2202	0.04195	109	86	22	1
3095	Oh, that's just God. He thinks he's Bode Miller.	1.2202	0.05108	109	91	12	6
3096	He thinks he's going for the gold...	1.2202	0.04195	109	86	22	1
3097	It’s okay, he has in and out privileges.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
3098	Some people think they can just jump the line.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
3099	She went downhill so fast.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
3100	But not him - he's been going downhill forever...	1.2200	0.04322	150	125	17	8
3101	Yes, he’s very good now that there are no trees in the way.	1.2200	0.04623	100	80	18	2
3102	Don't mind Elijah, he does love a dramatic entrance...	1.2200	0.04399	100	79	20	1
3103	That's Gwyneth. She missed a ski day, so we granted her one.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
3104	Oh, that's Saint Chad, patron saint of shredding gnar.	1.2197	0.03924	132	105	25	2
3105	As you will see on our menu of activities cloud skiing is an option.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
3106	Don’t worry. It’s all downhill from here.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
3107	I see Skis Us Christ is at it again	1.2197	0.04602	132	110	15	7
3108	Still questioning climate change?	1.2195	0.04695	123	102	15	6
3109	That's just Saint Elmo .. since sea travel shifted from sail he's been a bit flakey	1.2195	0.04970	123	104	11	8
3110	Comin’ in hot!!	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
3111	He must have been a very good boy.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
3112	That happens on occasion when someone falls from a chair lift.	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
3113	Oh, no worry. That’s just God coming back from Spring break.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
3114	He still has not realized how long it has been since he ski jumped off of Mont Blanc in the Alps.	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
3115	Now that is some Phat air!	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
3116	The Winter Olympics are a higher authority	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
3117	She has the titanium pass.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
3118	It is frowned upon, but, alas, not totally without precedent.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
3119	He's late.	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
3120	Every year about this time we get gate crashers.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
3121	He completely missed the pearly gates, and right into the snow fence.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
3122	He’s just on an Endless Epic Pass	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
3123	I hope that's not Gwyneyth Paltrow.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
3124	'Scuse me, sorry, make way, on your left ...	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
3125	He didn't medal when he was on Earth.	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
3126	That’s a special pass. He once skied into Gwyneth Paltrow.	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
3127	Gabriel doesn’t listen. I told him the jump was too close to the gate.	1.2192	0.04065	146	119	22	5
3128	Yup! Thats Sonny Bono!	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
3129	This is going to be a very busy day.	1.2190	0.04276	105	83	21	1
3130	It is a private mountain, but a small section is open to the general public at night on the second Wednesday of the month and on St. Dominus Day, contingent upon snowfall in early November.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
3131	He'll get in as soon as he lands.	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
3132	We need to build a taller wall.	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
3133	The snowboarders go to the other place.	1.2190	0.05060	105	87	13	5
3134	I think he came out of the gate too fast.	1.2190	0.03974	137	110	24	3
3135	He just took a shortcut	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
3136	Don't worry. Those who try to skip ahead land in a TSA security line.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
3137	You need to go to the back entrance and pick up your skis.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
3138	The people waiting in line are all snowboarders.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
3139	Up here we freeze over a lot more often.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
3140	Oh, that's just Peter returning from Colorado.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
3141	And our nearest competitor can’t even make their own snow…	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
3142	If he doesn't stick the landing, he's out.	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
3143	Another one who got a bit too much air.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
3144	She got lost in Heavenly Valley I’m afraid	1.2188	0.03990	128	102	24	2
3145	Whoa. That's a 10!	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
3146	I give him a "Ten!	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
3147	We’re so jammed with skiers this time of year, they all get Fastpass	1.2185	0.04162	119	95	22	2
3148	He will land in Cleveland.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
3149	*Well, atleast he went for it."	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
3150	It's probably the easiest way to get in here.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
3151	Must first spend a season at Colorado's Purgatory ski area.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
3152	Just Bode being Bode	1.2185	0.04162	119	95	22	2
3153	Oh, that's the express route.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
3154	Waldo has given up trying to blend in	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
3155	don't worry, we only get them between December and maybe March	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
3156	It's just a heli-skier in search of virgin snow.	1.2183	0.04370	142	118	17	7
3157	Those are the only moguls you’ll find here.	1.2183	0.04135	142	116	21	5
3158	Some call it the “Sonny Bono Gambit”.	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
3159	They're trying anything to get in these days	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3160	Anything goes in the cloud.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3161	Could be worse-The curling teams had to use spare halos.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3162	He tests the snow before we send it down.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3163	Says here it was the jump of a lifetime.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
3164	She's still trying to clear the last gate.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3165	High heaven sure	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3166	Says here he's gonna need to stick the landing.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
3167	You’ll never believe this, but he ended up here doing exactly that!	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
3168	His last jump was fatal.	1.2180	0.04444	133	110	17	6
3169	That skier is in for a big surprise!	1.2180	0.04444	133	110	17	6
3170	He's not wearing a helmet either.	1.2180	0.03898	133	106	25	2
3171	Yes, winter sports are a perk here. Unfortunately, there is a rental fee for the ski equipment.	1.2180	0.04180	133	108	21	4
3172	We try to make descending to hell a more pleasant experience these days.	1.2180	0.04314	133	109	19	5
3173	And the posthumous gold medal goes to...	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
3174	He’s training for the next Winter Olympics.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
3175	Even here in heaven, there are no friends on a powder day.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
3176	Ironically in seven seconds, he'll have a shot at earning wings.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
3177	You guys can stay here if you want. I’m taking the gondola back down.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
3178	She got fast tracked for testifying against Trump	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
3179	Our lift tickets are free here!	1.2177	0.04058	124	99	23	2
3180	Let’s see if he lands it this time.	1.2177	0.04058	124	99	23	2
3181	Remember that “agony of defeat guy?”	1.2177	0.04217	124	100	21	3
3182	I've told management we need a higher fence at this border	1.2177	0.04040	147	120	22	5
3183	Strait is the gate and narrow is the way...	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
3184	Yes, unlimited powder comes with your upgrade.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
3185	And the snowboarders go to Hell.	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
3186	Don't worry, they'll be in line once they land.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
3187	If we try to take his skis away, he yells, "Hell, no!" We think he's unclear on the concept!	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
3188	It don't work like that. He will never land.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
3189	That's just Jesus.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
3190	So much for our gated community.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
3191	That’s one way to let us know the chairlift is open.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
3192	Oh, yah, that. It seems He has a fondness for ski jumpers.	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
3193	What were you saying about the slippery slope?	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
3194	Still no snow in the forecast. I think we just keep letting him ski out there.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
3195	Good heavens - there is a guy jumping the queue.	1.2174	0.04056	115	91	23	1
3196	OMG, it’s Charlie! Good that it’s winter. If it were summer he would have showed up in his Speedo!	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
3197	Yes, that's Eddie Money, with one of his two lift tickets to Paradise.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
3198	Wait until he gets to the moguls.	1.2171	0.04533	129	107	16	6
3199	He must have TSA Pre.	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
3200	Oh, and 350 indulgences for a day pass.	1.2171	0.03806	129	102	26	1
3201	Even here, we get our share of line-jumpers.	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
3202	Hey, 'He that cometh in last, shall be first' and all that...	1.2171	0.04257	129	105	20	4
3203	Are you sure that you want to come in? " " The neighborhood is really going downhill fast!	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
3204	And just like that, peak season in has officially started.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
3205	Let's pray that he makes a soft landing.	1.2170	0.04834	106	87	15	4
3206	well that's one way to get in.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
3207	A high flier - You will be meeting him very soon.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
3208	Yes, there are a couple of loop-holes.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
3209	Guess how he died.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
3210	He was a shoo-in	1.2170	0.04240	106	84	21	1
3211	Shame he missed that last gate.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
3212	Oh Lord, No Helmet! Soon be right behind you all for Heaven!	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
3213	That’s the boss’s son. Around here we call him King of the slopes.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
3214	Skiing, sure. But no snowboarding.	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
3215	one of our special perks	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
3216	That's the free spirit.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
3217	Yes,the famous Olympian,on his last run I'm afraid.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
3218	Look at that!!!! The nerve of that guy jumping the line.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
3219	If you hurry you can still catch the 9 o’clock lesson.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
3220	We agreed that Gabriel would adapt his work outfit to the season	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
3221	At least it's not a snowboarder.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
3222	There’s a different admissions process for athletes.	1.2165	0.04203	97	76	21	0
3223	They’re always finding new ways to sneak in	1.2164	0.04152	134	109	21	4
3224	This brings doping to new heights.	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
3225	The Swiss ALWAYS find the hole in the Cheese.	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
3226	Well, it depends on if they land it or not.	1.2164	0.03872	134	107	25	2
3227	I'd say an eternity in hell is the ultimate 'agony of defeat.'	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
3228	We get a few who ride in on motorcycles,too.	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
3229	Oh, him again! He’s got a season pass.	1.2162	0.04508	111	90	18	3
3230	Actually, the Bible is positively riddled with loopholes to enter heaven	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
3231	We get a lot of these folks this time of year.	1.2162	0.04858	111	92	14	5
3232	Disqualified.! He missed the gate.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
3233	Looks like someone is trying to get here in a hurry.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
3234	There ARE short cuts...	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
3235	Flyover state.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
3236	Oh yeah, it’s actually The Slopes of Perdition, sloppy translation work there.	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
3237	His mother bet me there wouldn’t be pants.	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
3238	Unfortunately, this is not where he’s going to land.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
3239	Rude.	1.2160	0.04030	125	100	23	2
3240	I guess Mark was right,we need more action on border control.	1.2160	0.04484	125	103	17	5
3241	What, no helmet?	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
3242	Our patron saint of skiers, at least until Mikaela Shiffrin gets here.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
3243	I see they’ve started the winter Olympics	1.2158	0.03788	139	111	26	2
3244	Jokes on him,we closed the hill during the pandemic.	1.2157	0.04323	102	81	20	1
3245	He still has to get through the slalom gates	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
3246	Have I mentioned that God is a massive evergreen ten yards from here?	1.2157	0.04323	102	81	20	1
3247	he thinks he can jump the line.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
3248	..."And we offer a new ski resort that tidily covers the cost of our property taxes."	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
3249	Who does he think he is, Jean-Claude Killy?	1.2157	0.04542	102	82	18	2
3250	We are open to lives that have been downhill.	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
3251	He's not going to be happy about where he lands.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
3252	We're workshopping a slolam gate entry.	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
3253	He might finish this run.	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
3254	He thinks he’s beating the system but wait ‘til he sees where our downhill slope takes him.”	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
3255	Sorry only groomed runs here.	1.2155	0.04025	116	92	23	1
3256	I knew this was a steep hill but this is beyond celestial	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
3257	He'll be here shortly. Don't let him jump the line.	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
3258	When you're going like Hell, that's where you're typically going.	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
3259	Oh Moses,will you ever learn?	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
3260	Our double black diamond entrance has a speed pass	1.2155	0.04382	116	94	19	3
3261	Looks like the new ski resort tax loophole really got Heaven’s gates swinging open!	1.2155	0.04550	116	95	17	4
3262	Oh, he’s God. He’s really a big kid at heart.	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
3263	The Alps are out of our jurisdiction.	1.2154	0.04227	130	106	20	4
3264	Oh, that's just God. She only thinks she's Mikaela Shiffrin.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
3265	and that’s why you don’t duck ropes	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
3266	Should've gone for the ski-in, ski-out special	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
3267	Last year HE got a drum kit, believe me this is preferable	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
3268	Of course we have winter here, but it's only two weeks and the ski conditions are perfect every day.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
3269	You mean I could have eaten bacon?	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
3270	Ah yes, I forgot to mention, the skiing is complementary for all guests.	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
3271	Another one missing the gate.	1.2151	0.05036	93	76	14	3
3272	“He’s about to fund out it’s not actually made of clouds”	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
3273	Usually they cancel the ski jump when there are low-lying clouds	1.2150	0.04205	107	85	21	1
3274	Oh, it’s an archangel on special assignment down under.	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
3275	He likes that there are no moguls here."	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
3276	True, it's not for everyone, so we have synchronized swimming, crochet classes, and baking for the holidays!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
3277	🎵 …and He’s building a ski jump to Heaven 🎶	1.2150	0.04205	107	85	21	1
3278	I tried to tell Him border fences don't work.	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
3279	Oh no. Another gate crasher.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
3280	He's tried every other way, but that won't work either.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
3281	Yes, that is Sonny Bonno !	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
3282	And that there our black diamond slope “Paradise Frost.”	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
3283	So anyway, he’ll be here any minute now	1.2149	0.04577	121	100	16	5
3284	downhill racers don't use gates	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
3285	You may recognize him from the intro of "The Wide World Of Sports."	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
3286	Way to go!	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
3287	Did not anticipate that; not as 'all knowing' as we thought.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
3288	He's disqualified for missing a gate.	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
3289	Scuba divers don't have it so easy.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
3290	No, Vail hasn't bought us out yet.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
3291	I thought they flew on heavenly wings.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
3292	He got one of the fast passes.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
3293	Here's your pass, ski rental is through the gate. Chairlift to the right. Have a heavenly day!	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
3294	I've seen 11 foot ladders but this is ridiculous	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
3295	Well, I guess Tom never landed the back flip.	1.2143	0.04117	154	128	19	7
3296	Oh, don't worry. He would have been here in a few seconds anyway.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
3297	Gotta give him credit, that is pretty righteous.	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
3298	that's been happening a lot since Elon Musk built that new ski resort.	1.2143	0.04982	112	94	12	6
3299	He got in early decision.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
3300	This gate usually trips them up.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
3301	He wasn't really planning on coming this way.	1.2143	0.04096	112	89	22	1
3302	God’s been bored lately	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
3303	I’m sorry, this is Heaven-ly the ski resort. Heav-en is four floors up.	1.2143	0.04307	126	103	19	4
3304	He’s on cloud nine. There’s a reason it’s so steep, it does NOT end well.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
3305	Yeah, ignore that	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
3306	Yup, didn’t miss the rock…	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
3307	See? Hetero white 50 something man always finds way to cut the line!	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
3308	Did hell freeze over?	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
3309	He eventually answered global warming prayers, and that had consequences besides a resurgence of faith.	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
3310	Our ‘early decision’ picks went out today.	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
3311	Well, this isn't the first sign he misread	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
3312	It's ok, he's just passing through.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
3313	Unfortunately, lift tickets are not included in our resort fee.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
3314	That TV broadcast is on a time delay.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
3315	Man people are dying to get into heaven today	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
3316	He missed the gate. In GS you can’t climb back up. Bummer.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
3317	Don't worry, he's snowbody.	1.2137	0.03806	117	92	25	0
3318	Shit! We should have gotten the 'fast pass.'	1.2137	0.04175	117	94	21	2
3319	That's our new prescreened expedited entry portal for fatal skiing accidents.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
3320	It’s his second time here	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
3321	We are all praying he does not miss the gate.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
3322	It's cool up here but wait until he gets down.	1.2136	0.04286	103	82	20	1
3323	I just KNEW that there had to be an EASIER WAY!	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
3324	One last run and they’re done.	1.2136	0.04709	103	84	16	3
3325	Oops! There goes another person who tried to ski Mt. Everest.	1.2136	0.04907	103	85	14	4
3326	He must not have stuck the landing.	1.2136	0.04286	103	82	20	1
3327	”Ahh I see that Jules is running late. It will just be a couple more minutes before we begin.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
3328	It must be a cold day.	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
3329	The boss's son is a bit of a show-off.	1.2136	0.04286	103	82	20	1
3330	No problem, he's not actually dead like you -- skiing is just a temporary experience of Heaven.	1.2135	0.04651	89	71	17	1
3331	With a donation to the Pearly Gates Fund you get an eternal pass.	1.2135	0.05643	89	75	9	5
3332	Is that Kosher?	1.2131	0.03901	122	97	24	1
3333	We're rated green for the faithful and black for the damned.	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
3334	Jesus' mom wouldn't let him ski.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
3335	Sometimes, it’s a slippery slope down.	1.2131	0.04070	122	98	22	2
3336	One of our frequent fliers returning just before curfew	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
3337	Next on the list is Joe, who swore he’d ski at Heavenly this season if it was the last thing he did.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
3338	I'm not sure, but I heard "I got you babe..."	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
3339	All the flights were booked.	1.2131	0.04070	122	98	22	2
3340	He thought he was a great athlete but the ski was his limit	1.2131	0.04070	122	98	22	2
3341	He already has a reservation!	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
3342	Don't worry, that's just Sonny Bono doing his thing.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
3343	Autonomous skis no doubt...	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
3344	Could we please just ride over on the ski lift?	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
3345	nan	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
3346	They can get in with distance points, but they they need style points to stay.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
3347	Another one using the Mount Olympus ski jump to avoid me.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
3348	He'll be here soon enough...	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
3349	Of course the jock found the shortcut.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
3350	Well, it looks like we've been Left Behind.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
3351	That’s one of our God’s Country trails.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
3352	That’s my 4:13	1.2130	0.05104	108	91	11	6
3353	The best part is there’s no climate change up here.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
3354	But the snowboarders have to wait in line like everyone else.	1.2129	0.03882	155	127	23	5
3355	Who knew Clark Kent would develop a sense of humour after he died?	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
3356	I can take a hint. He wants me to make it snow.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
3357	Sigh. The bar really isn’t that high.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
3358	Unfortunately, it's not the first time I've seen someone arrive out over their skiis.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
3359	Looks like we got another from the triple back diamond portal. I’ll be right back.	1.2128	0.05427	94	79	10	5
3360	That's the Big Guy about to win his millionth gold medal.	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
3361	Hey, that’s the same guy who cut the metro line last week.”	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
3362	Looks like he already got his wings.	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
3363	Zoo wee mama.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
3364	I think he is crashing the gates	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
3365	Folks from Aspen often get the VIP pass.	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
3366	He nails a 1080 he’s in.	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
3367	Looks like Dan finally got back on his skis this year, and tried that black diamond...	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
3368	I’m not finding your reservation, are you sure it was for Heavenly and not Northstar or Olympic Valley?	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
3369	Why do think it's called the Super G?	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
3370	Just because he got over the fence, it does not mean he will end up in here.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
3371	This Heli Skiing is getting out of hand.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
3372	Him? He’s got one of those ski-in, ski-out condos.	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
3373	Sonny?	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
3374	He never misses a fresh cumulus cloud day.	1.2124	0.03865	113	89	24	0
3375	Many of the world's greatest athletes are here. You'd be surprised how many people don't realize the Olympic rings are halos.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
3376	Pay no mind. It’s just some Republicans who think they can ignore Heaven’s constitution which clearly states you must pass through the Pearly Gates.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
3377	fuck you santa	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
3378	That's just god. He's learning Telemark turns.	1.2121	0.04567	132	111	14	7
3379	Yep, you might all crash together in this skiing paradise!	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
3380	He thinks we offered slalom, not shalom.	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
3381	That's fine, but no snowboarders.	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
3382	I'ts going downhill I'm afraid.	1.2121	0.03882	132	106	24	2
3383	We also have ice skating.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
3384	We get a couple of those every Winter	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
3385	You get a fast pass via the Tahoe chairlift.	1.2121	0.03730	132	105	26	1
3386	Another bro thinking they can disrupt our acceptance model. It never ends well.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
3387	Oh yes, even in Heaven, skiing is hell on the knees	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
3388	Oh, Eddie.	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
3389	Someone spilled the beans about the free alcohol again...	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
3390	That's the boss himself... Some say - he could ski before he could create!	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
3391	That's one hell of a jump!	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
3392	For the line jumpers, from here it's all downhill.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
3393	I thought the white robe was mandatory.	1.2119	0.04638	118	98	15	5
3394	Lift tickets are expensive, but they can have special benefits if you hit a tree.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
3395	Good works get you on the list but a sweet, sweet jump gets you in faster.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
3396	Those are negative-weight skis.	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
3397	Oh that?! It's our new early check-in option. But don't worry, it won't impact his upgrade status.	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
3398	Six months ago it was a surfer . . .	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
3399	Agnostics are unlisted.	1.2117	0.04200	137	113	19	5
3400	You know what they say, “It’ll be a cold day in heaven !”	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
3401	Yeah, he keeps trying different ways to get in. But it's not gonna work.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
3402	The Fallen Angels decided to make a sport out of it.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
3403	Oh, that’s St. Michael. He went to Vail for the weekend.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
3404	Sorry to say, this place has really been going downhill lately.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
3405	Oh, him? He's part of our Pearly Warning System.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
3406	For a little extra, you can be part of our concierge program.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
3407	My New Year’s resolution was to give up skiing next year!	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
3408	Pretty sure he sticks the landing up there.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
3409	We’re trying something new.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
3410	Hey wait! We need a urine sample!	1.2114	0.04932	123	105	10	8
3411	He has a reputation for missing gates.	1.2114	0.04041	123	99	22	2
3412	That's gotta be a record distance...	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
3413	Supreme penalty	1.2114	0.04041	123	99	22	2
3414	Um, I was told there would be no sports.	1.2114	0.04795	123	104	12	7
3415	For thine art the kingdom, the power, and ski-jumping dominance forever, amen.	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
3416	Don't mind him....he keeps on just missing!!	1.2113	0.04220	142	118	18	6
3417	Give him some credit - Jacob's Labber is classed as a black diamond slope.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
3418	Ever since they added heaven to Epic pass, the place has been packed.	1.2111	0.05119	90	74	13	3
3419	He chose the Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200 option.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
3420	Christ Almighty!	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
3421	So this guy comes to the Pearly Gates and says, “Shalom, I want peace.” Except I hear, “Slalom, I want skis.” Turns out skiing, no big whoof. Peace? Not so much.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3422	If she is looking for moguls, she won’t find any up here.	1.2110	0.04137	109	87	21	1
3423	Oh my God, he'll be next in line.	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
3424	Dante skipped the part about ski-jumping to heaven off the ramp on Mt. Purgatory	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3425	We plan to build a big,beautiful wall.	1.2110	0.04137	109	87	21	1
3426	Poor fellow is way ahead of his skis. He's in for quite a fall.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
3427	Now THAT’S a great frequent flyer program!!	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
3428	Don't worry...not a security breach...just Jesus coming back from his holiday ski vacation.	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
3429	I'm sorry, you've already used your six allocated days at this resort.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3430	I used to get respect here as a doorman, then they took away my taser and now this shit happens.	1.2110	0.04713	109	90	15	4
3431	these people keep on getting passed somee how	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
3432	He missed the gate and goes directly to hell	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
3433	Ski jumper—more like line jumper!	1.2109	0.04246	128	105	19	4
3434	That leap would take him to heaven either way.	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
3435	Oh boy! That must be Ms. Paltrow zipping through.	1.2109	0.04660	128	108	13	7
3436	Looks like this one is making a run for it.	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
3437	TSA expanded their PreCheck.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3438	He is about to hit a tree, and soon will be in line behind you.	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3439	Cool! Looks like powder-clouds .	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
3440	It will be interesting to see where he lands.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3441	Him? That’s God. He thinks he’s Jean Claude-Killy.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3442	Red Bull stunts are getting ridiculous.	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3443	The last trick he did was to ski right through a tree.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3444	I think we might need an eleventh commandment	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3445	He's trying for the most vertical drop award.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
3446	So much for that 'Build the Wall' stuff!	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3447	Didn’t you ever wonder why we were dreaming of a white Christmas?	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3448	I guess bro didn’t wanna take the stairs.	1.2105	0.03835	114	90	24	0
3449	Sonny Bono is here early...	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
3450	God likes to think he can fly.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3451	Things haven't been the same since Gabriel conquered the bunny slope.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
3452	Yet another Norwegian finding their way past the pearly gates.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
3453	Yes, believe it or not a lot of loser Olympians ends up here!	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3454	No, God doesn't really think he's a ski instructor, he just provides the powder.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3455	She’s not cutting. It’s part of angel basic training.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
3456	Those heli-skiers only start in heaven -- they don't end up here.	1.2105	0.04032	114	91	22	1
3457	She saw the witch trials of Slalem.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3458	He’s still going to be late for roll call.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3459	No place to land...It's the penalty for being alone in the HOV lane.	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3460	Let's pray she'll make all the other gates!	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
3461	We should never have hosted the Olympics.	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
3462	Don't worry - it's Tom Cruise, but it's still Impossible!	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
3463	there goes jesus again	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
3464	Oh, don't mind that. Just one of our many Red Bull events	1.2105	0.04221	114	92	20	2
3465	Another Black Diamond express arrival.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
3466	We send line cutters to the other place, and let's see him find any snow there.	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
3467	They prepaid for the season pass	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
3468	Don’t worry, it’s all downhill for him after this.	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
3469	How about that...looks like Sonny Bono is finally arriving from Purgatory.	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
3470	That's Trump's late lawyer. He found a loophole ...	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
3471	Not everybody is dying to get in here.	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
3472	That one is skipping the interview.	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
3473	They let NYU grads up here?	1.2101	0.04755	119	100	13	6
3474	In heaven, the hang time lasts an eternity!"	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
3475	Well yes,ahem, some people get to bypass the gates	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
3476	Wonder if he knows there’s no snow up here…	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
3477	I guess double black diamond isn’t enough anymore.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3478	I've heard of Christ on a bike, but this is crazy!	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3479	He's next in line.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3480	Guess he's over me!	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3481	You’ve gotta hand it to that Kissinger. He sure is tenacious!	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
3482	Looks like someone found the ski lift to heaven	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
3483	That’s the Black Diamond run straight to hell	1.2098	0.04309	143	120	16	7
3484	I told him: we need to start charging the drop-ins	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
3485	My ministry of foeeign affairs did not foresee this	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
3486	Never mind, that's just a Swiggy delivery.	1.2097	0.03671	124	98	26	0
3487	HE’S back…	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
3488	Pres. Trump attempts for heaven	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
3489	He doesn't know he's here.	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
3490	Pay no attention. He misses this last gate.	1.2095	0.04426	105	85	18	2
3491	Looks like Jerry GNARski	1.2095	0.03991	105	83	22	0
3492	Well, pride isn’t a sin when you’re the Agony of Defeat guy.	1.2095	0.04214	105	84	20	1
3493	He also tried to beat the system in life!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
3494	I wouldn't give them too much concern. They don't hang around very long after they find out we don't have a Starbucks.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
3495	He had a direct flight.	1.2095	0.03991	105	83	22	0
3496	Skiing is believing!	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
3497	Before this, humanity was his favorite pastime.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
3498	It's the start of line-jumping season.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
3499	Well, you gotta have faith to go down one of those ramps.	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
3500	Looks like another sick day for the boss	1.2093	0.04994	86	70	14	2
3501	We’re the final gate on the course you don’t see coming so always wear your helmets,	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3502	No cutting!	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3503	We offer early registration for alpine skiers.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3504	Yeah, a lot of people make that mistake. The names are really similar.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3505	He briefly invented highway skiing.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3506	Occasionally we get someone taking the alpine route.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3507	Lift tickets at some of the tonier resorts include direct access.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
3508	Like a bat out of hell....	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
3509	It is easier for a camel to fit through the eye of a needle than for a ski jumper with an ill-fitting outfit to enter heaven.	1.2091	0.05018	110	93	11	6
3510	I've said please stop calling it "après ski for the helmet-free" but you know how some angels can be.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3511	That's the VIP line	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3512	You’ve heard of Sisyphus? Well, meet Ski-syphus… let’s just say it’s a long way downhill.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
3513	Big donors are allowed to use the HOV lanes.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
3514	The risks these thrill seekers take in order to go viral has gotten ridiculous.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
3515	Won't Sonny Bono ever learn?	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
3516	Sometimes people like to see how close they can get.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
3517	Once a skier, always a skier.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3518	Our own slice of Heavenly.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
3519	The moguls will speed up his visit here.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
3520	Do you have reservations?	1.2087	0.03806	115	91	24	0
3521	Oh, that's God. He just thinks he's a downhiller.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
3522	Another reject from Beelzebub.	1.2087	0.04001	115	92	22	1
3523	In his next life he's going to be a skydiver.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
3524	I'm sorry, the ski-in, ski-out units are all booked.	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
3525	Ignore him. It's just Sonny Bono still trying to get in.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
3526	The skis the limit.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
3527	Do you suppose the lift ticket is included?	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
3528	Before you ask: it's ski-in only.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
3529	Claudine Longet is at it again!	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
3530	Claim Jumper!	1.2086	0.03748	139	112	25	2
3531	We have a place for people who try something like that.	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
3532	Are any of you a snowboarder?	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
3533	And in record time, too!	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
3534	That's why He created global warming.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
3535	And welcome to the northern entrance.....	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
3536	God he loves to ski.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
3537	That’s just Peter coming back from his PTO days.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
3538	He’ll be joining you soon.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
3539	Wait until he realizes he’s diamond and gone to heaven.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
3540	Congratulations, it’s all down hill from here!	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
3541	Bond should not be here, he's Licensed to Kill.	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
3542	Be thou not out over thy skis for it is most unredeemable.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
3543	Yeah it's like whatever.	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
3544	You think he's cheeky, you should see the snowboaders!	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
3545	Apparently the Stairway got a little icy this morning	1.2083	0.03906	120	96	23	1
3546	Moguls enter over the Gates.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
3547	We never should have sold those fast passes.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
3548	No snowboarders, though. They'd ruin the clouds.	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
3549	... some WASPS petitioned God for a ski slope.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
3550	Completing a triple black diamond run gets you in, too.	1.2079	0.04295	101	81	19	1
3551	It's just a useless shortcut if you miss the gate.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3552	I told him to smite the World's Tallest Ski Jump, but did He listen?	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3553	Real estate was much more reasonable here before the folks from Aspen built that ski jump.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3554	Oh, that's our new pre-clearance program, "LordHelpMe".	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
3555	Guess he got his "last run."	1.2079	0.04295	101	81	19	1
3556	I wish I could ski."	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
3557	He paid for a fast track entrance	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3558	No skateboards or skiis!	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3559	He must be a doctor if he thinks he can cut THIS line.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3560	The moving staircase wasn't doing it for him.	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3561	We always said he’d never be caught dead waiting in a line	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
3562	He says it's even better than Aspen.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
3563	Another New Yorker trying to make Denver happen	1.2077	0.04462	130	109	15	6
3564	Trust me it gets hotter the further he goes.	1.2077	0.04594	130	110	13	7
3565	Now, there's the ski to getting into heaven.	1.2075	0.05314	106	91	8	7
3566	That’s St Mogulus of Gstaad	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
3567	Don’t worry. He’ll be here soon enough.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3568	Oh, that’s Lucifer. Even he gets a vacation every few centuries.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
3569	A new prospect!	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
3570	He just ski jumped the life to come.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
3571	Why couldn't he wait in line like everyone else?	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
3572	Après Ski	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3573	That's just one of the many great pastimes awaiting you - hope you brought your lift pass!	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3574	A Delta Diamond member	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3575	I was in the chairlift with him an hour ago	1.2075	0.04179	106	85	20	1
3576	Yeah, that was a typo in Psalm 68:34: His strength is actually in the skis…	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
3577	The skiing is heavenly.	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
3578	snow unnecessary here	1.2074	0.03948	135	110	22	3
3579	They bought their ticket online.	1.2074	0.04085	135	111	20	4
3580	The Day Some People Fear And Others Long For	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
3581	That's a rather novel method of jumping the line.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3582	We also offer the highest lift-serviced skiing in the universe.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3583	Just got tired of the harp I guess.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
3584	That's one way to get to heaven.	1.2072	0.04071	111	89	21	1
3585	He's Hindu and got a frequent flier pass.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3586	Express entry; ski jumping off of Mt. Everest.	1.2072	0.04071	111	89	21	1
3587	So would you praise him for being creative or condemn him for illegal entry"	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3588	Huh. I guess thanking Him at the Olympics pays off after all...	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
3589	Damn dare devils.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3590	I’m afraid he’ll be next in line.	1.2072	0.04071	111	89	21	1
3591	George Santos self proclaimed Olympian Skier gets into heaven his way.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3592	(Remember the camp song ??): "Oh you can't get to Heaven ..."	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
3593	That's Jean-Claude Killy! He missed the last gate.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
3594	We upped our social media cred by partnering with Red Bull.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
3595	Aspen uses the VIP entrance	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
3596	It's kind of like TSA's Pre-Check.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
3597	Oh, that? That'll be our next client.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
3598	If he's alive, it's the thrill of victory. If not, the agony of defeat.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
3599	Don't worry. We always stick the landings here.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
3600	Don’t worry, it’s just the big guy flying by to check on the newbies!	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
3601	Some people are so eager to get in here they'll jump the line...and the gate, too.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
3602	Yes, flying skis are available if you do not like wings.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
3603	You three might want to reconsider your entrance strategy.	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
3604	We fasttrack slopeside candidates.	1.2069	0.03648	145	117	26	2
3605	No one is cutting the line, He's just coming back from his day off."	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
3606	This is the only place with snow!	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
3607	That is not the path I want you to take.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
3608	That's my boss, Saint Peter. He just anointed himself patron saint of skiers.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
3609	Just one more run and he will be joining you as your final group member.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
3610	It really pisses us off when they go off piste!	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
3611	Well,he did pay for a business class ticket.	1.2066	0.04533	121	101	15	5
3612	PreCheck has been catching on.	1.2066	0.04052	121	98	21	2
3613	He tries every year, but he never sticks the landing.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
3614	Perhaps we should've placed our pearly gates off the slopes	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
3615	To stay, he'll have to stick the landing.	1.2066	0.03878	121	97	23	1
3616	He may be my son, but I don’t know anything about his business dealings.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
3617	Well, at least it is not downhill for us	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
3618	He's not prepared for the size of the next Mogul.	1.2066	0.03696	121	96	25	0
3619	Well, yes, there is a back way in.	1.2066	0.03878	121	97	23	1
3620	I'm sorry for your confusion, the promise of a life everlasting is only for the wealthy, this wall was built to keep you out.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
3621	Yeah, it's all downhill from here.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
3622	That’s the express lane for olympians.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
3623	He's overshot Heaven, he's going to land in Hell.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
3624	Everyone misses a gate once in a while.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
3625	He's the "Agony of Defeat" guy on Wide World of Sports	1.2065	0.04516	92	74	17	1
3626	Global warming has pushed winter recreation to heavenly heights.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
3627	Bummer.	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
3628	The athletic approach to entry	1.2063	0.03955	126	102	22	2
3629	Now you understand how he ended up here!	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
3630	Let me rephrase that. In ‘most’ circumstances we have a very strict entry policy.	1.2063	0.03620	126	100	26	0
3631	He bought a ticket in advance.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3632	She made some kind of bet with Gabriel - I'm not sure of the details.	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
3633	Again ! He does not like to be questioned	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
3634	Yes, we do have lift tickets, but they cost an arm and a leg.	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3635	As you can see there is the option to ski purgatory	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
3636	They had to find a place with a high enough altitude to continue to hold the winter Olympics.	1.2061	0.04014	131	107	21	3
3637	Well, it is the time of year when we see a lot of them around these parts.	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
3638	Oh, that? That's the new Lift Chair to Heaven.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
3639	She’s actually just running a little late to be in next weeks caption cartoon contest.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
3640	Ski or ride?	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
3641	He moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3642	Another ski jumper just qualified for the Olympics.	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
3643	Oh that’s Jean Claude Killy….Three Golds at Grenoble ‘68 means he’s pre-checked	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
3644	Saint Bernard. The show off.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
3645	Some people, always looking for a shortcut..	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
3646	Diamonds, then pearls.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
3647	Spanning the globe to bring you the wide world of sports. Coming Soon, the agony of defeat.	1.2059	0.03633	136	109	26	1
3648	Another Olympics, another doping scandal	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
3649	That’s Mike, one of our highest-ranking snow angels	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
3650	The Norwegians tend to take off-piste to a whole new level up here.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
3651	Don’t be alarmed, it’s the only way we can get Chick-fil-A up here.	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
3652	As always, the rich people keep jumping the line.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3653	Don't worry . This only happens every 4 years .	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
3654	At least he's doing something he loves.	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
3655	Kind of sad—it’s his first run after he survived the ‘agony of defeat’	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3656	I see there is more than one way to get into.	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
3657	There are no shortcuts to the pearly gates. That's just sponsorship.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3658	At least we know it’s not hell	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3659	"Have your QR code marked 'Bunny Hill' ready,please	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3660	He jumped over turnstiles as a kid.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3661	The afternoon flight from Vale - right on time!	1.2056	0.04144	107	86	20	1
3662	Who the BeJesus is that? Oh that is Jesus!	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3663	And the ski shop is open 24/7.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
3664	Once a cheater, always a cheater.”	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
3665	I am afraid lift tickets are not included in your eternal bliss package but you do get a 5% discount.	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
3666	He’s had a mid flight correction.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
3667	We keep getting people trying to skip the line.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
3668	That's the express lane.	1.2054	0.04039	112	90	21	1
3669	These Olympians always find a way to sneak in	1.2054	0.04039	112	90	21	1
3670	She will have to tighten up those turns if she doesn’t want to miss any of the pearly gates.	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
3671	Oh, don't be alarmed, that's just Moses on the Mt. Sinai downhill course.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
3672	God knows!	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
3673	Hey that’s my boss… He WAS on a trip to Vale	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
3674	Add another seat to the table for Christmas Dinner.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
3675	They told me blue skies, not blue skis…	1.2054	0.04039	112	90	21	1
3676	Our immigration policy needs a little work.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
3677	That’s Steve. He is thinking he will die. He’ll be fine.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
3678	I don't know how many times we've asked the IT department to do something about that back door.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
3679	It’s much faster than a bucket.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
3680	He'll be caught, he jumped the fence.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
3681	He made such a big donation that we gave him our version of a TSA precheck.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
3682	Don't worry. It's just another Spirit Airlines passenger deplaning.	1.2051	0.04785	117	99	12	6
3683	For the fifth time today I have to turn watery slopes into wine! At least it's not a snowboarder.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
3684	Oh that’s just Paul the Apostle training for Heaven’s 2026 Winter Olympics	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
3685	You are about to learn a few things about god that you never knew."	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
3686	That’s the fast-track lane	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
3687	another who thinks he can skip the line	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
3688	oh... that's just the owner's son. he's staying here till he gets back on his feet.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
3689	Believe it or not, the get-in price is better than Vail’s	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
3690	St. Peter took it up shortly after the ‘88 Olympics. Something about Eddie the Eagle and man’s hubris…	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
3691	He'll be fine as long as he stays behind his skis.	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
3692	TSA cleared.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
3693	That's a bonus they don't tell you about when you win a gold medal.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
3694	Ever since Jean-Claude became a seraph, we've had to use this gate.	1.2049	0.04187	122	100	19	3
3695	Don't worry, it's just a projection. He thinks he's in heaven.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
3696	If he lands badly he’ll have to wait in line like everyone else.	1.2049	0.04022	122	99	21	2
3697	We also have a clothing optional ski jump!	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
3698	God is getting in one last run. He’ll see you soon	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
3699	Gold medalists get in free on Tuesdays.	1.2047	0.04378	127	106	16	5
3700	BOGO until the rapture.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
3701	Sorry, no-fall skying, gourmet restaurants, and God’s table is only available with premium plus heaven.	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
3702	We get a lot of these black diamond guys coming through here.	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
3703	Our Timeshares also include access to the recently installed pickleball courts	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
3704	On the plus side,frozen hell isn	1.2045	0.04325	88	70	18	0
3705	We don't advertise it, but that is another way to get in here.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
3706	Oh, that's Jesus. He's decided to enjoy life more after the crucifixion.	1.2045	0.04530	132	112	13	7
3707	He's not jumping the line. These clouds only looks like snow.	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
3708	Oooo, looky there! Yeah, skiers who die on the slopes get a pass.	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
3709	Great skiing is what differentiates us from Hell.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3710	we leased out some unused mountain tops	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3711	And just a minute ago he said "Black Diamond, I'm ready for it."	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3712	It’s true. Heaven is a half pipe.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
3713	There's only one way to get into heaven and that guy is not even close.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3714	Things here are going downhill fast.	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
3715	What the f...?" (again, only for the staff	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3716	You weren't eligible for the fast pass.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3717	It's the standard entry for those who have died of boredom.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
3718	Not everyone gets into heaven through the gates!	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
3719	He's ok. The boss likes skiers	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3720	Gabriel doesn't realize the Olympics are just for mortals.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3721	I've told Him more than once. We need a higher gate.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
3722	Yeah, good form. There's no accounting for it.	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
3723	That won’t work. St. Peter hates winter sports.	1.2041	0.04342	98	79	18	1
3724	Now that's taking the phrase "getting out over his skis" to extreme heights...	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3725	As you can see, the phrase, 'hell hath frozen over' is actually a common misnomer.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
3726	There are unorthodox ways of getting in.	1.2041	0.04577	98	80	16	2
3727	Oh, that's St. James Bond.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
3728	He's fast tracking his way in	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3729	He really learned his lesson.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3730	a warmer climate “ ? Certainly ! We offer an option	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3731	I suppose they think thst’s funny”	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3732	Oh, oh. A dress code violation.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3733	The E-Z Pass lane	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3734	You might remember Pope John Paul II - the skiing Pope.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3735	Looks like it's downhill from here.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
3736	He'll be with you in a minute	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3737	It's OK, he's just looking for fresh powder.	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3738	There goes that Kennedy kid again	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
3739	Welcme, I'm St. Giles, the gatekeeper; St. Peter is recovering from burnout ... you know, ski season ...	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
3740	That's God. He thinks he's Bode Miller.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3741	Of course, lacking the proper documents, he will soon be detained and deported.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3742	He got a lot of height on that jump.	1.2037	0.03894	108	86	22	0
3743	There are no day passes, just after-life time passes!	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
3744	Her? She's just another helicopter parent.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3745	I hate to wait in lines!	1.2037	0.04110	108	87	20	1
3746	Guess he didn't see that rock..." -Amilya Johnson, 13 years ol	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3747	Watch the splat when he hits. Northern lights time back home.	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
3748	The new normal, since ‘it’ froze over.	1.2037	0.04110	108	87	20	1
3749	…another down hell skier.	1.2037	0.04110	108	87	20	1
3750	...and yes we, too, have felt the effects of climate change.	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
3751	The Make A Wish Foundation is getting on my last nerve	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
3752	See, there is one advantage to dying in a ski accident...	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
3753	As if the cow jumping over the moon wasn't bad enough.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3754	That's Bode Miller but he just likes the course. He's not with us yet.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3755	He's in for a surprise.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
3756	Snowboarders go to the other place	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3757	That slope? They call it the "Eye of the Needle."	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
3758	That's strange, I thought this year was the Summer Olympics."	1.2035	0.03805	113	90	23	0
3759	That can happen if you go to church every day but you also take too many performance enhancers.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3760	He’s the first this season.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
3761	Oh, he's one of our Premium Partners.	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
3762	The other gates are easy. This one not so much .	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
3763	Joke's on him. The best après skis are all in hell.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
3764	I'm on the snow slope to hell!!	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
3765	This is one set of gates he does not want to miss.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3766	The boss does it for fun when he’s bored. He calls it the Aspen rapture.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
3767	Of course. Christmas holidays. This is just great"	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
3768	We have our own Olympics up here. Next year, we hope to designate synchronized snow angels as an officially sanctioned event.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3769	You see,Hell uses all the heat.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
3770	'He's going to have to go thru the pearly gate immigration like everyone else.' susan knickerbocker wa. state	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
3771	Welcome to hell	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3772	The Saint Bernards will catch up to him.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3773	Someone isn’t following the rules. Who could that be?	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
3774	Yeah, another poor shmuck trying to game the system	1.2034	0.04432	118	98	16	4
3775	I'll probably let him in. But he'll have to wait in line, just like everyone else. David Stuart, Minnetonka, MN	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3776	It's a little like a TSA pre-approved fast lane.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
3777	Oh sure now you’re all upset, but where was that outrage when he skied his way into an Ivy League?	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
3778	You see, so few of the deceased can ski black diamonds that we grant them expedited entry.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
3779	And you won't have your lift ticket pulled!	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3780	I’d rather be skiing	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
3781	‘Tahoe truly is a little slice of heaven.’	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
3782	Well, that's one way to get here.	1.2033	0.03822	123	99	23	1
3783	It’s a great après-life scene.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
3784	He thought the black pearl sign read black diamond.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
3785	He has ski-in ski-out access.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
3786	He bought the farm and a fast pass.	1.2031	0.04203	128	106	18	4
3787	He's disqualified. He missed a gate.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
3788	A border wall, I know.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
3789	We will see how he lands and I'll let you know.	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
3790	He bought the “All-Heaven” lift ticket.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3791	That's a new way to get in!	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
3792	We’ve been accepting Epic Pass for years.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
3793	We have a jump on Mount Purgatory.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3794	I guess the eye of a needle is bigger than I thought.	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
3795	Not at all... Olympian gods fit in quite well, indeed.	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3796	Our après-ski is heavenly	1.2021	0.04682	94	77	15	2
3797	And on that day, he went Full Send into the heavens	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
3798	It’s called the “Hail Mary” bypass maneuver	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
3799	We're working on tightening up the border.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
3800	I guess that's one way to get in!	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
3801	Let's wait for John, he should be here in five minutes.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
3802	It's his EZ Pass that gets him through the gates.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
3803	A flyover on the fast track.	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
3804	It's Jesus. Problem is, he thinks he's Lindsey Vonn.	1.2019	0.04998	104	88	11	5
3805	Yeah, sorry… snowboarders aren’t allowed in here.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
3806	Well he missed a gate - he'll probably be disqualified.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3807	Well he bought the Epic Pass before the season started.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3808	Here comes another daredevil about to discover our glass ceiling."	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3809	The Holy Spirit is coming in hot!	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3810	Don't worry, there isn't any snow here.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3811	It’s not even winter here.	1.2019	0.03955	104	83	21	0
3812	Have you considered raising the gate?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
3813	Pretty sure I've always said that, 'Good deeds, and/or ski jumping'."	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3814	Don’t worry…he’ll be going downhill in no time.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
3815	He jumped the line. That’s not fair!	1.2019	0.03955	104	83	21	0
3816	He went to ski Heavenly instead.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
3817	Welcome to the Pearly Gates. It’s all down hill from here !	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
3818	Like dogs, all skiers go to Heaven.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3819	Little does he know, it's all downhill from here, straight to Hell!	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3820	He’s ok. It’s snowboarding that’s the sin.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
3821	Ski ya later	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
3822	Heaven, I'm in heaven . . .	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3823	Skiers can go right on in. You snowboarders must stand judgement.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
3824	If you were not a Ski Club member before, it’s too late now.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3825	It's considerably cooler up here these days. You might consider the warmer place.	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
3826	Godspeed, Stein Eriksen!	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3827	Man, that guy's got a death wish! I’m just playing, he’s dead so there’s pretty much no risk. Heaven is funny like that. Ok, so to finish what I was saying—no glass by the pool.	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
3828	I said Shalome not Slalom!	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3829	You'll note the absence of snowboarders.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
3830	Another Extremist trying to beat the odds.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
3831	I told HIM to build a wall!	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
3832	Beginners’ lessons are all booked up.”	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3833	Yes, the angels always insist on putting on an aerial display for the newcomers.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
3834	The word you’re looking for is homunculus.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
3835	Well, some extreme Christians do make it in.	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
3836	He will be in line soon.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3837	Guess he heard it’s more fun in the other direction.	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
3838	Heaven is now part of the All-inclusive Ski Resort package	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
3839	He must be heading straight for the seventh!”	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3840	Damn Olympians - always thinking the rules don’t apply to them!	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
3841	Don't be alarmed. That's just the express lane for Ski Patrollers.	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
3842	Well that will be a tough landing to stick.	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
3843	'That's Todd. Jesus's half-brother. He's autistic.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3844	He used to ski Purgatory, but he recently switched to Heavenly.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3845	We also have our own TSA Pre-Check program...	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3846	Jean Claude Killy	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
3847	But we had reservations!	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3848	He didn't wear a helmet.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3849	Cheater! But…nice form.	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
3850	When God closes a door, He opens a ski jump.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
3851	Ski-flying will get you to nowhere!	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
3852	oh, that is Mercury. found a quicker way to deliver messages	1.2017	0.03694	119	95	24	0
3853	This will be one of those rare times when skiers see lightning.	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
3854	Oh, that's how God shoots skeet.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
3855	It can be an adjustment moving this far up north.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
3856	He opted for the Eternal Epic Pass	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
3857	I suppose if he misses this last gate, he’ll be permanently eliminated.	1.2017	0.04557	119	100	14	5
3858	That’s part of our exclusive membership.	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
3859	Heaven to you hell to us, having to put up with Gods sports obsession .	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
3860	Some people just can’t get enough exercise.	1.2016	0.03794	124	100	23	1
3861	I told James he should not have built that ski jump in limbo.	1.2016	0.03794	124	100	23	1
3862	That's just his version.	1.2016	0.03963	124	101	21	2
3863	All Day Ski lift Pass included	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
3864	He must have heard the forecast for a cold day in hell!	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
3865	He took the 7th Heaven Exit	1.2016	0.03963	124	101	21	2
3866	Can he get the left turn?	1.2016	0.03872	129	105	22	2
3867	He hasn't got a snowboarder's chance in hell.	1.2015	0.04073	134	111	19	4
3868	He never could stick the landing	1.2015	0.03478	134	107	27	0
3869	Believe it or not, he's even better at giant slalom.	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
3870	Trust me, it's okay. The way he died ...	1.2014	0.03978	139	115	20	4
3871	And we took the stairs?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3872	You did the right thing by getting PreCheck - that man is going to the 'other place'	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
3873	It's a new admission policy we're trying out-the double white halo run at Telluride.	1.2000	0.03831	110	88	22	0
3874	''Ski ya later, suckers!''	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3875	I thought we had Holy Ghosted that guy.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
3876	Is it an Olympic year already?	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
3877	Ah, here comes Sony Bono now	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
3878	We still don’t allow snowboarders though.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
3879	Shows how the right equipment can get you places....	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3880	There goes another one looking for a shortcut.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
3881	He was skiing Mt. Everest.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3882	They offer tropical beaches and barbecues. We offer ski hills and cocaine.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
3883	We've started an expedited line for extreme skiers and rock climbers.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3884	Some people just think they can ski right past the rules.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
3885	Not one of us.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
3886	Security! Security!	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3887	That's the fast lane--you get to skip the part where you die.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
3888	The Austrian’s seem to have found a shortcut.	1.2000	0.03935	125	102	21	2
3889	…….and, get this-they expect us to have a place to park their Volvo’s!	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
3890	He is one of our younger members	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3891	Can I get in here with an IKON pass?	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
3892	Arrival and departure flights are one in the same here.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3893	Alas, another Red Bull stunt gone awry.	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
3894	Sometimes it's hard to know your own timeline.	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
3895	Another skier.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3896	Crash and burn.	1.2000	0.03667	120	96	24	0
3897	Don't worry, our Air-to-Rich Guy missile defense has a radar lock on him.	1.2000	0.05125	100	85	10	5
3898	O that’s just the Heavenly Run	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
3899	What a cool idea!	1.2000	0.03767	125	101	23	1
3900	I knew I should've gone on that Tahoe trip with Sonny Bono.	1.2000	0.04126	95	76	19	0
3901	Ah, the eternal question--Why didn't I use the 'Holy Ghost' app?	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
3902	If you time the cardiac arrest just right, you get in on momentum alone.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
3903	Don't worry , he won't cut the lift line again.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3904	Okay, but can he stick the landing?	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
3905	Looks like he's trying to jump the queue!	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
3906	Sinners can still get in if they can handle a double black diamond.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3907	At this point, there’s really no need to rush.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
3908	WE will kill one skier a week until you stop clear cutting the Forrest...Signed...The trees	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
3909	Elijah always gets to jump the line.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3910	Well no, that particular option is available just to your health care workers, first responders and people of the cloth.	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
3911	I wouldn’t take lessons from him.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
3912	From here on in it's a slippery slope	1.2000	0.04264	100	81	18	1
3913	Oh, that’s just God. She thinks she’s an Olympic gold medalist.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
3914	Oh that's George. He decided to take the Black Diamond Express.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
3915	Don't mind him. He's on the maintenance staff and likes to get a workout at the end of his shift.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
3916	We have added downhill skiing to our sports program.	1.2000	0.03667	120	96	24	0
3917	Looks like helmets are still uncool.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
3918	mt. sinai is wonderful this time of year	1.2000	0.03853	120	97	22	1
3919	They find they like it better up here with no snow or cold weather	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
3920	Oh, him? Just another line jumper.	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
3921	Donald knows he does not belong here,but he keeps trying to break in telling us the system is rigged.	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
3922	Don't worry, just another Hellion enjoying his last taste of the cold	1.2000	0.03922	105	84	21	0
3923	Heaven and Hell are one in the same. It all depends on whether you learned to ski.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
3924	So I did forget to close the window...	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
3925	He was also a nuisance on the slopes. I tell him to go to Hades.	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
3926	Honestly, no one escapes.	1.2000	0.04399	125	105	15	5
3927	Skiing, the true heaven.	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
3928	Words fail me.	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
3929	Or you could skip the line . . .	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
3930	Sigh.. another gate crasher.	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
3931	Good heavens, we’ve been hacked!	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
3932	Your lift ticket for the Heavenly Ski Resort will elevate you above and beyond the Pearly Gates to paradise!	1.2000	0.04389	95	77	17	1
3933	Oh my! This is a blatant violation of the door policy.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
3934	That fellow earned his Free Pass the hard way. Any of you remember "The Agony of Defeat"?	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
3935	That's right. Season pass is included.	1.2000	0.03922	105	84	21	0
3936	Santa,please tell him I was nice this whole year	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
3937	Off piste!	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
3938	Here's proof that even those on a slippery slope can find their way to heaven.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
3939	They booked and paid for the the off piste run to die for!	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
3940	Poor guy, he’s already dead, and he’s about to do it once more.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
3941	The elves are getting old and the snow is early	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
3942	He thought he was skiing to Olympic gold when he hit rock bottom.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
3943	Ah, here comes the redbull athlete.	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
3944	And your guide is Sonny Bono	1.2000	0.04043	110	89	20	1
3945	Not to worry; he'll be picked up by St. Bernard of Montjoux.	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
3946	He’s getting a pass. That’s the “agony of defeat” guy.	1.1985	0.03819	131	107	22	2
3947	Apollo? Oh, no!	1.1985	0.03662	131	106	24	1
3948	He is going to some place really hot.	1.1984	0.03741	126	102	23	1
3949	Oh! The more you practice, the higher you go!	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
3950	Now, that's what I call a special dispensation.	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
3951	Oh, that’s our Toni Sailer—three Olympic golds in ‘56 and now enjoying Mount Olympus non-competitively.	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
3952	That's the extreme sport fast track.	1.1983	0.03825	121	98	22	1
3953	She'll be back.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
3954	'Ain't no sunshine when we're gone' ?	1.1983	0.04331	121	101	16	4
3955	He hasn’t made it to the trees yet.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
3956	That's Gerry Ford, the first and only downhill-skiing President of the United States.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
3957	‘Twas a tree that done her in. Full of vigor, free of sin. Slalom, downhill, super-g. Now she skis to heaven, see?	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
3958	For border security, walls are not all they might be	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
3959	Eddie the Eagle finally made his longest jump.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
3960	He practiced all his life and finally made it	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
3961	Ski crash, he’ll be hear soon.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
3962	Instead of “heaven and hell,” we decided to go with the “agony and the ecstasy”!	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
3963	It’s an illusion…..	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
3964	Yes, that is Sonny Bono, but he won't be staying long.	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
3965	Once you've skied in the Poconos everywhere else feels like Heaven.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
3966	Build the wall, He said.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
3967	Some people can’t get to hell fast enough.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
3968	On Tuesdays and Thursdays after three we loosen up entry requirements.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
3969	A jumpstart in life yields eternal benefits.	1.1982	0.03801	111	89	22	0
3970	Don't worry. We start everyone on the bunny slope.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
3971	He must have the Ikon Pass.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
3972	"As I was saying, the purchase of an Ultra Elite Access membership would make it possible to jump the queue."	1.1982	0.04011	111	90	20	1
3973	Of course, some find more direct ways to get in.	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
3974	That’s a new way to enter!	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
3975	He'll have to wait.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
3976	I’ve been wondering how long it would be before they got here.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
3977	Literally, he’s skiing his heart out.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
3978	Darn air traffic controllers asleep on the job again!	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
3979	Purgatorial mogul.	1.1981	0.03890	106	85	21	0
3980	Go to hell if you wish, but our lines are much shorter.	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
3981	FAST TRACK TO HEAVEN	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3982	You would think this were Mount Olympus or something.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
3983	He hasn't noticed his bindings are loose yet.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
3984	Ironically, it turns out heaven really is skiing on earth.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
3985	What's really weird, the guy's an Atheist!	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
3986	Missed the last gate!!	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3987	Skiers stay up here until hell freezes over, which could be any day now."	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3988	Ski jumpers and angels - it's hard to keep track.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3989	You can't slalom your way into heaven.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
3990	The question is how far down he goes.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
3991	Ever since God took up skiing the world has really gone to sh*t.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
3992	You've heard the phrase, "When Hell Freezes Over?",we also have another phrase that we find rather amusing down here," The Old Bait and Switch".	1.1980	0.03985	101	81	20	0
3993	Just a matter of time	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
3994	The snowboarder put on a superior show.	1.1980	0.04226	101	82	18	1
3995	Moses should be right down….again!	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
3996	One the plus side, the views of Mount Olympus are to die for.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
3997	Yeah, Sometimes those souls from the Cooler Higher-Up Heaven come down here to see what we're up to...	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
3998	He asked me about valet parking just before he jumped.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
3999	It's his last run. Where he's going there's no snow.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
4000	I told St. Peter: we're becoming a fly-over state.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
4001	Look! It’s the second coming of ski-sus!	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
4002	Yeah, turns out mastering black diamonds was everything.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
4003	He's defecting and therefore he's going straight to Hell.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
4004	At that point Saint Peter finally had to acknowledge being rich, white, and a male really could get you in anywhere.	1.1977	0.05183	86	72	11	3
4005	Oh my! That is probably Jean-Claude Killy arriving early. The French always like to make a dramatic finish!	1.1971	0.04123	137	115	17	5
4006	Beauty full ascend!	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
4007	He’s got the Epic pass	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
4008	OK, the big boss is done shredding the gnar on that sick pow we got yesterday, now let's get back to your cases.	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
4009	All the harps were taken.	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
4010	There's no snow there either	1.1967	0.03797	122	99	22	1
4011	Just another skier out of bounds from The Heavenly Ski Resort.	1.1967	0.03797	122	99	22	1
4012	Wow! Now that’s what I call jumping the line!	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
4013	Yeah, we get a lot of those guys who think they're ready for a black diamond ski slope drop in.	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
4014	But first, a message from our sponsor...	1.1967	0.03797	122	99	22	1
4015	He hits the slopes whenever he wills it.	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
4016	As everyone’s always said, “Colorado is God’s Country.”	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
4017	Ah yes, this season's Early Check-In Memberships have began...	1.1967	0.04748	122	105	10	7
4018	Don’t worry, the next checkpoint looks for valid lift tickets.	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
4019	Bummer, that would have been a gold medal.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
4020	They tried the needles eye earlier	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
4021	That's okay. He's got a lift ticket.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
4022	He's a dead man skiing - just doesn't know it yet	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
4023	He's a diamond medallion member.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
4024	Just another social media stunt gone horribly wrong!	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
4025	Ironically that's how he ended up here.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
4026	I told them we needed ski patrol more than border patrol, but nooo!	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
4027	Oh, that's heaven if you skied every Sunday. You went to church. We have a room for that.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
4028	Never mind, we rented out a pair of snow clouds.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
4029	Unless he sticks the landing he's not in!	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
4030	Yes, Hell is possibly better.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
4031	It's called powder	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
4032	Wrong Turn Leads to Salvation as Lost Skier Finds God in Vail’s Back-bowls	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
4033	guess there's a fast pass for everything	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
4034	Those don’t really bother me—they’re much less distracting than the plane crashes.	1.1963	0.05046	107	92	9	6
4035	That's one for the other record book	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
4036	Oh, that? That's the thrill of victory.	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
4037	It's a form of eternal oblivion but he likes it.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
4038	“Did he take a short cut from purgatory?	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
4039	Eddie's getting better, but he will need all of eternity before he can stick a landing	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
4040	Fast passes are available for 49.99$ at the Summit Lodge	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
4041	He’s a recruited athlete.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
4042	Well, now ski is the limit, it seems.	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
4043	You'll want to watch out for Mr. Bono.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
4044	It seems like that hill goes on for eternity.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
4045	Ah, yes there are those who like to race to the finish.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
4046	He'll find out when he lands.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
4047	Patience must not have been his virtue.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
4048	Donny Pelletier, the best skier in Maine, is now the best skier in heaven.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
4049	Don't worry, that entrance goes straight to Hell	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
4050	Oh, that's God. He's playing skier today.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
4051	Yes, there are always a few silly death-defiers in the flock”	1.1961	0.03951	102	82	20	0
4052	they're right skiing is heavenly	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
4053	Ever since Hell froze over we keep getting these ski jumpers	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
4054	Should have worn a helmet...	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
4055	Don't look up...	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
4056	At least we're getting fewer of those now that there's global warming.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
4057	Maybe we shouldn’t have called it Apres?	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
4058	Another creative sinner trespassing...	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
4059	The Hindus have an express lane.	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
4060	We were all surprise Evel Knievel made it to heaven.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
4061	I may have gotten the wrong lift ticket.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
4062	That concludes Pre-check!	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
4063	This is not only the pearly gates, its also the back side of the ski hill.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
4064	She's advanced level.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
4065	Wow, this high flyer is beating us to the final gate without judgment! Or: This must be fake news!	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
4066	He is way off-piste!	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
4067	Well…I told The Big Guy we were putting that ski jump a little too close to the main gate	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
4068	Damn it Zacchaeus, come down from there.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
4069	Now THAT is quite a jump!	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
4070	That’s going to leave a mark!	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
4071	Heaven is a level of consciousness—-downhill, cross country, chair lift.	1.1957	0.03829	138	114	21	3
4072	That's just Michael showing off as always.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
4073	I've seen it before. He knows it doesn't matter where he lands. Or how.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
4074	Somebody up there likes him.	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
4075	Slalom or Shalom	1.1955	0.04059	133	111	18	4
4076	He thinks he will be alive at the end of his run, but all he did was qualify for the express lane up here.	1.1954	0.05626	87	75	7	5
4077	Sick ass jumps will actually get you in for free.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
4078	He took it up after He found that he couldn't hit a one iron.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
4079	No, we don’t call it Helli-skiing up here.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
4080	We're only worried about the snowboarders	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
4081	Oh oh. Line crasher.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
4082	They keep raising the bar every year.	1.1954	0.04276	87	70	17	0
4083	we get a lot of those	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
4084	Hmm, as above, so below...?	1.1953	0.04304	128	108	15	5
4085	When will Sonny Bono learn.	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
4086	apres life	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
4087	Amazon Prime.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
4088	Wrong gates. Wrong Super G. But a win!"	1.1951	0.03769	123	100	22	1
4089	No cutting in line!	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
4090	Oh, for Pete's sake!	1.1949	0.03855	118	96	21	1
4091	Steroids in Heaven	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
4092	That's God. He just thinks He's an Olympic Skier.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
4093	He's known for jumping, but recently he took up downhill.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
4094	Wildcard !	1.1949	0.04702	118	101	11	6
4095	We told him a leap of faith was enough to get in, but he's always been about good works	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
4096	No Vacancy. Sorry, the last room has just been filled.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
4097	Sorry sir, but if you wanted to die faster you should have tried skiing.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
4098	Doesn't he know you don't use ski poles to ski jump?	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
4099	Here comes a new recruit from the Slippery Slope Ski Resort.	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
4100	Those darn queue jumpers!	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
4101	Yeah, from here it’s downhill all the way	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
4102	Apres ski isn't what it used to be...	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
4103	Another gate-breacher. We see this.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
4104	Nice guy, but he can't get over his "agony of defeat" moment on tv.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
4105	Sonny Bono is always trying to sneak in here.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
4106	This one is going to purgatory. If you miss the gate you're disqualified.	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
4107	For those who aren't accustomed to waiting in line, we now offer a slalom option.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
4108	That's the devil, and that's a really bad sign.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
4109	Don't fret. He got the day pass.	1.1947	0.03947	113	92	20	1
4110	Oh dear. Another one heading straight down.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
4111	His doctor suggested he slow down.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
4112	Oh, no worry! She's just one of our DoorDash delivery persons.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
4113	Pretty cool and all but we were promised jetˆpacksˆ	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
4114	Jean-Claude Killy--great guy, gives free lessons up here.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
4115	The most important gold of Mikaela's career	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
4116	That’s Gabriel coming back - he’s a bit of a Hotdog….	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
4117	umm there are some exceptions... I guess!!	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
4118	Don’t worry, you won’t run into any snowboarders here	1.1944	0.03826	108	87	21	0
4119	That? We call that stunt 'The Pearly Gates Bypass.'	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
4120	Some folks are really in a hurry to get here	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
4121	Oh, Hell no	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
4122	Unlimited skiing is an upgrade.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
4123	Why would anyone want to jump the queue?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
4124	Don’t worry—It’s just another overachiever. We get a lot of them this time of year	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
4125	WE PUT THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY GOOD ON A FAST TRACK	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
4126	Bend those knees, Aziraphale!	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
4127	Another direct delivery from the cliff he just flew off.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
4128	It's no longer about no meat on Friday!	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
4129	Are any of you Olympus material?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
4130	He’s got one of our ski-to-the-door condos.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
4131	You be the judge.	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
4132	It's true, after all: heaven is a place on earth.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
4133	Huh-I guess "powder" really does take you straight to heaven	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
4134	I never had the heart to tell him the truth. Poor soal still thinks he conquered the black diamond slope.	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
4135	Heavenly Valley???	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
4136	A guy named Epstein. Long story..."	1.1942	0.04791	103	87	12	4
4137	OK. That’s yet another way to Heaven.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
4138	..and that’s one way to do it.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
4139	…and our premium packages start at 600 good deeds a month	1.1942	0.03917	103	83	20	0
4140	It goes all the way down to the broken chair lift at the gates of hell.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
4141	That's just the Devil trying to make us crazy.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
4142	Anyone interested in sky patrolling?	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
4143	If this is breaking a world record distance ski jump, which unit distance is measured; Norwegian feet, meters or good deeds?	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
4144	Thursdays are winter sports days.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
4145	It’s been all downhill since the Garden of Eden.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
4146	Even in Heaven,there are no friends on a powder day	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
4147	Is cloud 9 included in the membership?	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
4148	The problem with being omniscient is that you have to decide whether to wait until they hit the ground.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
4149	He is flying Non-Stop.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
4150	I was surprised to see a Kennedy here too.	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
4151	OK, who is the next one from chess players line?	1.1939	0.04014	98	79	19	0
4152	You’re telling me that there’s snow in Heaven? That sounds terrible…	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
4153	No bad days? It’s a slippery slope.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
4154	That's one downhill racer about to go way, way down...	1.1938	0.03980	129	107	19	3
4155	Sadly another soul who didn't negotiate a tree.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
4156	We let you in automatically if you can jump the gates.	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
4157	That’s Trump. He gets away with everything.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
4158	He’s losing points for missing the gate.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
4159	It's better than the skateboarders and their half-pipe.	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
4160	Jealousy will keep you out of Heaven.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
4161	... and no helmets needed	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
4162	Not to worry folks: It’s just an archangel coming in hot.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
4163	It’s not as easy as it looks	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
4164	That's God catching air. Of course, up here it's all air.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
4165	It’s a gap in our security.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
4166	He missed the Pearly Gates at the first turn, so he's trying to make up for lost time.	1.1935	0.04119	93	75	18	0
4167	Season pass holders get to skip the queue.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
4168	One flew over the eternal best.	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
4169	Some people think they can just jump over the walls to get in, but they forget I am God, I see everything and I can turn him into a taco as a punishment.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
4170	Dude hucked the St. Peter's gap."	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
4171	I keep telling them we need a higher fence!	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
4172	I guess the Double Diamond slope was a it too much for him.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
4173	Well, it's too hot for snow in hell - guess he didn't want to take any chances.	1.1933	0.04509	119	101	13	5
4174	Second time this week he's tried to jump the line.	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
4175	Hell bound!	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
4176	And that, disciples, is our holiday card this year.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
4177	That must have been some powder day!	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
4178	John also hated lift lines	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
4179	‘I told you we should have booked First Class!’	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
4180	Ski-Angel Gabriel always makes an extreme entrance!	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
4181	Those with Sky Priority may now board	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
4182	Up here that is known as Shalom Skiing.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
4183	Third one this week, I'm gonna have to file a report	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
4184	Being eternally optimistic and hitting bottom, he attempts the "Leap of Faith".	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
4185	Sorry, we can’t let you in on account of being a daredevil.	1.1930	0.03712	114	92	22	0
4186	There’s always some punk trying to skip the line.	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
4187	Once he lands, he'll be at the back of the line.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
4188	Hold on for just a second. Looks like we’ve got one more coming.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
4189	Shoulda thought of that.	1.1930	0.03916	114	93	20	1
4190	He thinks he is on Mt. Hood's Pearly Gates ski run. Surprise!	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
4191	Shame he never landed that jump	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
4192	And we also offer heli-skiing up here! Don’t worry, we’re working on a new name…	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
4193	As long as I have been here, I thought I had seen it all	1.1928	0.05803	83	72	6	5
4194	And Dave thought he could get one more run in before the gates close.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
4195	There's always SOMEONE jumping the queue!	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
4196	Fucking drones.	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
4197	Gotta be some reason I took all those lessons	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
4198	He used to work for Amazon in Switzerland	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
4199	He got a Fast Pass by declining the helmet.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
4200	Santa’s in his fitness phase	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
4201	His shins will be wiped clean.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
4202	He's taken up extreme sports.	1.1923	0.03883	104	84	20	0
4203	“This place is cold? No, I’m not going there for eternity.”	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
4204	And , of course , we don't have ice dancing in our Olympics	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
4205	Some of our more adventurous members have discovered that the billowing clouds are quite conducive to skiing.	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
4206	It’s the only way 45 could get in…	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
4207	There goes another one jumping the line.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
4208	We have a special place for downhill skiers. Deep powder 24/7.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
4209	He lived dangerously.	1.1923	0.03470	130	105	25	0
4210	I guess he hasn't heard about the eye of the needle test.	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
4211	I suppose every gated community has its self-important members.	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
4212	I’ve been trying to get that jump moved for years now!	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
4213	He bought the eternity pass for Heavenly Mountain	1.1923	0.04749	104	88	12	4
4214	He's on the downward entry system"	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
4215	The snow’s been really, REALLY good this year.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
4216	Ski in, ski out!	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
4217	That's our athletic recruitment program in action	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
4218	I KNEW I SHOULD OF TOOK UP SKING .	1.1919	0.05112	99	85	9	5
4219	Alpine heaven is 400 meters farther up.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
4220	That's a new one.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
4221	Yes, it's risky, but's what the worst than can happen? You die?	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
4222	So there's still winter?	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
4223	Those olympic atheletes always want to do it their way!	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
4224	Amazon have applied for the contract but I kinda' like the old fashioned delivery.	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
4225	Epic or Ikon, sir?”	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
4226	He qualified for the deluxe package.	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
4227	UH OH," Incoming.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
4228	he did not get off the lift in time...	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
4229	Our brochure looks a lot like perfect ski conditions.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
4230	He's reaching new heights!	1.1917	0.03797	120	98	21	1
4231	Oh, that's God. She thinks she's Mikaela Shiffrin.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
4232	yeah, were not into wings theses days.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
4233	Oh, and a tip for you newbies: you can usually find Jesus chillin' in the hot tub après-ski.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
4234	Another desperate gatecrasher.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
4235	He'll wish he entered the right way.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
4236	Wait 'til she hits the moguls.	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
4237	Ok, last question: is there one special skill you always wished you could do?	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
4238	A new slalom course finishing at the gates of Heaven	1.1915	0.04080	94	76	18	0
4239	well,there goes another maniac.yesterday's was on wings.hey!wait a second...	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
4240	What he doesn’t know is that he’ be landing in the one fire pit we have here.	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
4241	Some angels take the express slope to intervene as quickly as possible on earth.	1.1915	0.04351	94	77	16	1
4242	Oh, he's just visiting from Valhalla on our new prayer abroad program.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
4243	Partnering with a ski resort has significantly reduced our overhead and administrative costs.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4244	X -Games already?	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4245	Just when I thought the X Games couldn't get more extreme.	1.1913	0.03885	115	94	20	1
4246	Yes, but if he doesn’t stick the landing it’s a LONG way down.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4247	It's just a flying visit to check our diversity compliance	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
4248	Global warming changed the heli-skiing routes again.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4249	Wow! Sonny Bono took a long time to get here.	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
4250	Don't worry. That's just Mrs. Claus.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4251	Well,Ex-ski-use me?!?	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4252	Watch this. He’s about to hit a tree.	1.1913	0.04077	115	95	18	2
4253	Pay no attention to that moral relativist. He's going to overshoot.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
4254	He’ll be here in a minute, now where we?	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
4255	It's always the last run of the day.	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
4256	No worries. Notice the trajectory.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
4257	Even though he got a silver medal, he still thinks he's a skiing god	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
4258	Canadians always finding a clever way to get over the wall.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
4259	Jean-Claude Killy finally made it out of Purgatory.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
4260	Yes, as you can see, there are other ways to get in.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
4261	Don't worry, that's not part of the entrance exam.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
4262	That wasn't the gate I meant	1.1909	0.03764	110	89	21	0
4263	He’s entering via the pearly ski lift.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
4264	Damn!	1.1909	0.03764	110	89	21	0
4265	Oh, her? That's Mikaela Shiffrin. She just can't let it rest.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
4266	Don't worry; our Iron Dome will stop him.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
4267	No, Hell did not freeze over but there is snow in Heaven.	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
4268	Nepo Baby.	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
4269	Snow Angels are so playful!	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
4270	Yes, the slopes are heavenly all year round.	1.1909	0.03764	110	89	21	0
4271	The thrill of victory!	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
4272	Ever heard of Heavenly??	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
4273	I was expecting someplace beachy in there	1.1908	0.03772	131	108	21	2
4274	We also accept hang gliders and parachuters...but no snow mobiles.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
4275	He thinks it's the old Aspen Highlands...doesn't realize it Heavenly (without the Valley)	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
4276	They get up here earlier than everyone else.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4277	and we have even more cliff divers, rock climbers, and whatever you call those squirrel flying suits.	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
4278	Wait! Let's see how he lands.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
4279	Don't worry, it's not all Black Diamond.	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
4280	I don't think he'll stick the landing.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
4281	Skiing accident victims are admitted without waiting	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
4282	Winter sports just aren’t possible in hell.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4283	That's nothing. Last week Elon Musk sent up a test rocket.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4284	We'll build it higher and there'll be Hell to pay	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4285	We’re not as exclusive as Wyndham Mountain.	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
4286	He purchased this year’s Epic Pass.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
4287	Don't worry, sky patrol will catch up to him	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
4288	They only get to stay if they stick the Telemark landing.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4289	I see training for the moguls at the winter Olympics has started...	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
4290	The joys of Heaven	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4291	Whatever it takes.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
4292	Martin is so radical.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
4293	How come they get to cut the line?	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4294	I guess they cashed in on built up ‘Style Points’.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
4295	Hosting the Winter Olympics isn’t having the draw we hoped for.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
4296	Oh, God. Another party crasher!	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
4297	Does religion get you to heaven or is it the quality of your relationships?	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
4298	Luckily for him the ski lifts here only go up.	1.1900	0.03943	100	81	19	0
4299	I thought the rich couldn´t enter into the kingom of heaven.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
4300	He obviously used too much ski wax.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
4301	I guess he didn't try jumping off the chairlift	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
4302	Fast Track tickets are extra.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
4303	Yep, it’s always this cold up here. The heating system only works in the other place.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
4304	When they fly off that jump ramp they feel like they're going straight to heaven!	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
4305	Oh, him? He has a VIP express pass.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
4306	No one told him it’s ski in but not ski out	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
4307	It's Claudine Longet. What can you do?	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
4308	Don't worry, he'll get sent to the back of the line when he lands.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
4309	You think that's impressive? You should see how the prostitutes get in.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
4310	From Mt. Olympus ski run.	1.1898	0.03518	137	112	24	1
4311	It's OK, he put a car into orbit.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
4312	Oh - because He’s a serious Olympics fan.	1.1897	0.03855	116	95	20	1
4313	He missed rhe gate again.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
4314	Now that you've made it to high heaven, it's all downhill from here	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
4315	Yes, you'll all be accomplished skiers here.	1.1897	0.03656	116	94	22	0
4316	Fast tracking to hell!	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
4317	Not to worry, he will soon peter out…	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
4318	They can't use wings in competition. You'll see a lot of that here.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
4319	I forgot to mention that if you ski in, you don't have to recount all your sins.	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
4320	Saucerboy jumping the line	1.1895	0.04042	95	77	18	0
4321	Not to worry, that's Orpheus on the way to see Eurydice	1.1895	0.05247	95	82	8	5
4322	Heaven is going downhill.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
4323	That's Snowball. He didn't like his chances in Hell.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
4324	SOMEBODY got impatient waiting for Hell to freeze over...	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
4325	Relax. That's just another hotshot who doesn't know he's in for a hellish landing.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
4326	We were looking for the pearly gates” “oh, these are the powder gates	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
4327	Our policy is no friends on a powder day.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
4328	Helmet rentals are not required.	1.1895	0.04042	95	77	18	0
4329	Yep, there as still people that mispronounce “ski” and end-up here…	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
4330	Yeah but will he stick the landing?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
4331	Just the lift he needed.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
4332	Looks like He put in a new ski lift.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
4333	Holy Mountain High	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
4334	We decided on Heaven’s elevation before the discovery of anabolic steroids…	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
4335	And you died in your hospital beds, so we have some of that arranged for you.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
4336	Hope he doesn’t go too far downhill!	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
4337	He’s like really good a skiing.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
4338	Damn asshole!	1.1892	0.03734	111	90	21	0
4339	We are seeing a lot of those since we joined the Ikon Pass.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
4340	One can only imagine the alternative in Hades	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
4341	That’s Steve McQueen shooting a sequel to The Great Escape	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
4342	We may have to move again.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
4343	Would you be interested in the “All you can sky” upgrade?	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
4344	..and your orientation will be conducted by Sonny Bono.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
4345	Big ego. He's looking for the moguls.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
4346	Unfortunately, none of you are entering under peak conditions.	1.1889	0.04149	90	73	17	0
4347	Those ski jumps are getting too high down there!	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
4348	It appears that this wall also needs fixing.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
4349	Yeah sorry, it's MLK Weekend. He has the Unlimited Pass with no blackout dates.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
4350	Well, you all claimed to be experts earlier today. Paul over there will get you set up with skis, boots and poles. Hit another tree and you’ll go straight to hell so be on the lookout - they really come out of nowhere up here.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
4351	If he expects to slide by, he's got another think coming.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
4352	We're quite busy today. I hope he sticks the landing.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
4353	He's actually on the "Agony of Defeat' list.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
4354	The demons from hell are at it again!	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
4355	Don't worry there is no snow where he is going.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
4356	Just be warned, the summit terrain is fully off-piste.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
4357	One great leap for mankind	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
4358	Looks like there will be one more joining our tour group.	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
4359	The Olympics happen every 4 trillion years.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
4360	Yes, that one's covered in Psalm 147:16.	1.1885	0.03741	122	100	21	1
4361	Last hurrah for his downhill destination to hell.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
4362	Some people always try to skip.	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
4363	My mother TOLD me I should learn how to ski. I should have listened.	1.1884	0.03496	138	113	24	1
4364	It takes awhile for the weed to get out of their system.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4365	Welcome to the Heaven, my name is- ...excuse me, I've to write the name of that person who is about to... you know...	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
4366	It’s the heavenly Olympics — everybody wins — pretty much like Tee Ball.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
4367	Are you sure these are the gates to Heaven? Trying those skis is what got me here in the first place.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
4368	Oh yeah, I forgot it’s an Olympic year.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
4369	Well the hoss thought a helmet nandate would be overkill	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
4370	Yeah, the black diamond course is how he got here.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
4371	Yeah, well...turns out God is a bit of a show-off today.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
4372	For entry, some have to demonstrate their God-given talent	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
4373	Slalom gates and Pearly Gates all the same to him.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
4374	Hell froze over, so they sent him here	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
4375	Oh, that's the UPS guy on their newly expanded route.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
4376	The Epic Pass did him in.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
4377	He signed up for Clear.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
4378	Only a few enter that way - it's winter.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
4379	The normal selection process doesn't apply to skiers. Don't ask me why.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
4380	Winter Olympics breaking new records again…	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
4381	Our newest amenity.	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
4382	and we have another jumper	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
4383	Pay no attention,that’s just the ski jump at Mount Olympus.	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
4384	Isn't it a little early in the morning for Sonny Bono to be up?	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
4385	We're hosting the Winter Olympics	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
4386	Yes, Michael gets to skip the line. He’s a Kennedy, after all.	1.1880	0.04193	117	98	16	3
4387	„you can skip the ad only with a heaven+ account“	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
4388	He's a little off-piste.	1.1875	0.04005	96	78	18	0
4389	This one’s coming in hot!	1.1875	0.04005	96	78	18	0
4390	That’s one way of avoiding the line.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4391	Told you, there really is more than one way to get into heaven.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
4392	Lindsey didn't make that last jump. But she never fails to deliver.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
4393	First wind surfing, now this?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
4394	Moguls always mattered more to him than psalms.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
4395	Do good deeds or clear 200 meters.	1.1875	0.04005	96	78	18	0
4396	It's ok. He has FastPass.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4397	Usually they can't get this high before their wax melts.	1.1875	0.05196	96	83	8	5
4398	Nothing to See here. It’s Just God Practicing for a Downhill Event.	1.1875	0.04005	96	78	18	0
4399	Steve always was a leader…	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
4400	Look out, folks, here comes Sonny Bono again!	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
4401	Yeah, the "Heavenly" Alps aren't about the view -- it's meant to be a warning.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
4402	Business has been slow, so we decided to put a listing on VRBO.	1.1875	0.05196	96	83	8	5
4403	Thats it! Earth is paying for a higher wall.	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
4404	He's a competitive slalom champion who's been missing gates lately. We've been expecting him.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
4405	Hmm. Jumping the line. Must be from New York!	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
4406	He owned the purgatory ski lodge.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
4407	He is in a hurry!	1.1875	0.03916	112	92	19	1
4408	It's a fate worse than death if you blow the landing.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4409	Missed a curve on a Black Diamond. Could have been worse.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4410	Hey, you have to pay!” Brian Dabel, Davis, C	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
4411	I was unaware that the new highway had already opened	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
4412	Woah Frank! Amazing! That’s your best jump yet. It’s gotta be some kind of world record buddy!	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
4413	I’m better at summer sports.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
4414	Skiing or snowboarding?	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
4415	It's a bird, it's a plane; no it's Super Skier	1.1870	0.03714	123	101	21	1
4416	Oh don't mind him. That's our fentanyl delivery guy.	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
4417	Another overshot skier from Heavenly in Tahoe	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
4418	Champagne powder, bluebird skies, and no crowds. That guy will be in heaven all day.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
4419	The Boss is a fan of the X-Games	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
4420	You mean lessons are included for FREE?	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
4421	I can't slow down!	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
4422	And to think that he had been just waitlisted.	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
4423	We built a wall to no avail.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
4424	Well, it’s faster than lift lines at Vail	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
4425	Oh, that’s just Michael, he’s got a season pass.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
4426	That’s God- he just THINKS he’s Franz Klammer.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
4427	One flew over the cuckoo’s nest but got lost on the way.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
4428	Border security is our top prior—	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
4429	They really let in everyone these days…	1.1869	0.04227	107	89	16	2
4430	He loves the thrill of the downhill, so they get the express line.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
4431	Now that's just not going to fly.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
4432	That's the Bogataj kid. He goes off course every now and then.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
4433	It happens whenever they open up the double black diamond ski runs.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
4434	But if a fire pit is your thing, I can call downstairs.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
4435	It's been like this since Rabbi Aqiba started teaching at Catamount Mountain Resort.	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
4436	Some x-game freestylers get a lot of air	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
4437	That's the second time in a row he missed his gate.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
4438	Jesus, Mary and Joseph.	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
4439	The snowboarders always make getting into Heaven look so difficult.	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
4440	See?! I told you we could have fun and still get in!	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
4441	I'm not at all sure what he's doing up here. From the age of three until he rode that great chairlift in the sky, he skied like a bat out of hell.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
4442	Don't worry,he'll still have to wait in line.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
4443	Maybe he thinks he escaped the avalanche?	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
4444	Heaven is just a mogul to him	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
4445	Trust me, you don't want to know what's at the bottom of that hill.	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
4446	There goes another vacationing banker on the black run to Hell	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
4447	I wonder if there’s a Pearly Gates F1 team?	1.1863	0.03874	102	83	19	0
4448	Want to guess where the snowboarders end up?	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
4449	Don't worry, it's not cheating. It's just predestination.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
4450	Don’t worry. He can’t win. He missed the starting gate.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
4451	That’s Jesus, he’s leading our bid to host the Winter Olympics	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
4452	I'd say she's a bit off course	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
4453	He's on the fast track.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
4454	That’s one way to get past the pearly gates	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
4455	Good Heavens! Sonny Bono!	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
4456	It's all for naught - he won't stick the landing.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
4457	SpeedPass my ass, he’s a line cutter.	1.1860	0.03932	129	108	18	3
4458	Oh, that’s nothing, we had a full bobsled team arrive here in last week.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
4459	we're cracking down on skiing hackers, but, so far, they're outsmarting us.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
4460	Others have tried that. They always end up down below.	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
4461	Doing that will put him in the other place	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
4462	If he doesn’t stick the landing, he’ll be joining you.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
4463	It's a wealthy elitist...and the only one up here. But he's in for a huge shock come judgement day.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
4464	Late arrival.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
4465	It's a slippery slope to Purgatory.	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
4466	Those daredevil skiers again!	1.1858	0.03675	113	92	21	0
4467	He died in a skiing accident...	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
4468	They should really slow down before they kill someone!	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
4469	Must be a new black diamond run somewhere.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
4470	They need to start putting warning signs on those black diamond ski runs.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
4471	He purchased the all eternity lift pass.	1.1856	0.05351	97	85	6	6
4472	They weren’t kidding about these black diamonds.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
4473	He'll be here this afternoon.	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
4474	Does he really want to come here?	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
4475	He got SunPass and saved.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
4476	Heaven is a little bit more boring than I thought it would be.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
4477	He bought a full season pass.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
4478	That's going to make the "Wild World of Sports"!	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
4479	SINCE WE ARE GETTING FEWER QUALIFIED APPLICANTS, WE HAD TO SUBLET THE UNDER USED SLOPES TO TRUE BELIEVER SKIERS.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
4480	Well,that's not normally the way folks get into heaven but....	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
4481	Yeah, everybody thinks heaven is in the “sky.” Humankind, amiright?!	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
4482	That's a triple black diamond maneuver.	1.1856	0.04476	97	81	14	2
4483	Yeah. Making snow angels up here is not so cute.	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
4484	Like Oprah said “skiing is the next best thing to having wings.”	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
4485	It's the bunny hill for your wings.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
4486	That's the Lord heading for vacation.	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
4487	I told God to build this wall 30 feet higher	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
4488	Looks like he's gonna miss the gate.	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
4489	They see the future....he does not... or the tree!	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
4490	Yeah, God's a downhill fan	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
4491	Immortality has always been a slippery slope, believers. Fun, educational, and invigorating!	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
4492	He'll never make it here -- in addition to not lining up he doesn't meet the dress requirements.	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
4493	Where do you think Heavenly got its name?	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
4494	damn government spying	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
4495	There’s not much snow at the bottom.	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
4496	We've never claimed it was foolproof.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
4497	Urban sprawl, it's everywhere!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
4498	Cross country skiing takes on a different meaning up here.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
4499	Yes, we offer skiing here. And we just added pickle ball!	1.1848	0.04069	92	75	17	0
4500	Some people think snow is heavenly, God finally said OK.	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
4501	This skier had a season pass.	1.1848	0.04069	92	75	17	0
4502	It’s a deal we made years ago. God really likes downhill.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
4503	He registered for TSA pre-check.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
4504	Dammit McConkey!	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
4505	-Hey, someone is skiing the queue! - Don't worry, he won't fool Him... God snows everything...	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
4506	Pretty impressive how well God has learned how to slalom.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
4507	When Hell freezes over” I sai	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4508	He's not on the list but he should enjoy the major vertical descent!	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
4509	Whoa. Now THAT's getting air!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4510	Well, that's one way to avoid a final Captcha.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4511	Big problem if he misses THIS gate.	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4512	People who ski in the winter always think they’re better than us.	1.1845	0.04926	103	89	9	5
4513	I guess we can call it “heaven priority”	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
4514	TSA expedited check-in	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
4515	I told her taking up skeleton would speed her wait time but I guess she found another way across the border	1.1845	0.04081	103	85	17	1
4516	Head's up! This one's a gate crasher.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4517	Wow! They chose the “ski in” option!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4518	Sail". Tracy Brown, San Rafael, C	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4519	He never did learn to stop.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
4520	I always thought we were the highest.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4521	Oh that. Yeah, we ran out of wings so we issue skis now.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4522	Hey, Sonny!	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
4523	There’s no snowboarders.	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
4524	They've been claiming for years that Vail is next door to Heaven	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
4525	Unto you I say: Our winter sports have become quite popular.	1.1842	0.03647	114	93	21	0
4526	I got nuthin..	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
4527	I guess that's one of Trump's enemies.	1.1842	0.03647	114	93	21	0
4528	Don’t mind him. He’s just heading to the other gate for the Darwin Award winners	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
4529	oh that's pretty cool	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
4530	There was some small print in the agreement when we let them name that resort "Heavenly"	1.1840	0.04455	125	108	11	6
4531	I warned him to stay on the Bunny Slopes	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
4532	This is how people enter during the winter season.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4533	Yes, the Alpine Skiers love to show off for the new people.	1.1837	0.03932	98	80	18	0
4534	Free lift passes are available on your Sabbath which means the slopes are slightly less crowded on Saturdays than on Sundays due to the demographics. Or maybe it's the reverse depending on your orthodoxy.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
4535	He earned an eternal season pass because he skied at every ski resort in North America before he went off a cliff.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
4536	Yeah, nothing is sacred to these extreme sports athletes who keep encroaching upon our space.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4537	Don't worry, there is a dead end on the other side.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
4538	Yes you do have to be very good to get in. He's a three-time gold medal winner.	1.1837	0.05097	98	85	8	5
4539	He has more "frequent flier" miles.	1.1837	0.03932	98	80	18	0
4540	Oh don’t worry about that, we’re just finally teaching Jesus to ski this year.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4541	Is he slaloming or just a free spirit?	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4542	You can always just sit on a cloud and drink hot cocoa instead	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4543	It's the price we pay for Someone saying Gore Mountain is God's Country.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
4544	Downhill skiers have guaranteed free pass.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
4545	Some people don't care about the Judgement of others.	1.1835	0.03725	109	89	20	0
4546	The most noted difference between us and hell	1.1835	0.03725	109	89	20	0
4547	Up here you can wear scarves and helmets are optional	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
4548	That's Hunter.	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
4549	Well, there goes another one… I knew I shouldn’t have let Lucifer build that ramp.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
4550	Here’s another Nexus enthusiast who tried the Alps too soon!	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
4551	After looking at the downhill slope to perdition, he decided that was for him.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
4552	new meaning to "jumping the line"	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
4553	Welcome to the Pearly Gates. God is skiing in right now.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
4554	Let me check if he’ll land this.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
4555	That guy is definitely not waiting on line like the rest of us are."	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
4556	What is that f*cker doing up here?	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
4557	They start here, but then it's usually downhill from there.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
4558	Don't worry, there's no snowboarders here.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
4559	Step up and move along now!	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
4560	WTF!?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
4561	Ah yes, they’re a V.I.Ski	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
4562	They used to call it an "aerial." Now they call it a "heaven's gate."	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
4563	We expected him a long time ago.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4564	I gotta say it's better than knocking on heaven's gate.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4565	Don't mind him, Toni still hasn't quite settled in.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4566	I bet his wipeout went viral.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
4567	Yeah, the extreme sports folks get here a little faster than most.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
4568	It looks like he didn't understand the message , the place down under is not frozen yet.	1.1828	0.04030	93	76	17	0
4569	Yes, there are ways to bypass the pearly gates.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4570	If he misses the gate again on his next run, I'm afraid it's downhill from here.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4571	Qualified admission is down, so we've added some perks.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4572	Powder skiers don’t have to stop at the gate because technically they’re already in heaven.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4573	I've been warning Icarus since back in B.C., but he keeps tempting fate.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4574	Oh look, the original snow angel!	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
4575	Don't worry, he'll be sent back to purgatory for at least another millennium.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
4576	They hired an admissions consultant.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
4577	When he does that he calls himself “King Slalomon”	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
4578	He will pay dearly for skipping the line when he hits bottom.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4579	Adulterers only get a day pass.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4580	That's the arch-angel Jean Claude.	1.1827	0.03807	104	85	19	0
4581	That's a Hell of an outfit.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4582	He really did know where he was heading.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4583	Santa's looking at alternative forms of transportation using less energy.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4584	Oh,him? Icon pass.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4585	It’s only downhill racing from here.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4586	He hasn't had the time to change yet.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4587	That's the new express lane for Extreme Sports enthusiasts.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
4588	If they think there's another way in,they're wasting their time!	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
4589	I'm with him.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4590	He’s not one of ours.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4591	He'll be right back. Promise.	1.1827	0.04882	104	90	9	5
4592	Jesus likes to ski when he has a free afternoon	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4593	He's finally figured out how to annoy our Father: those skis are the cross recycled.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4594	Let us not forget the triune God — the Father, the Son, and the Holy Slopes.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
4595	Don’t mind him. It’s just the agony of defeat guy.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
4596	Those guys actually get kicked out for dress code violations.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
4597	It's okay they prepaid	1.1826	0.04552	115	99	11	5
4598	That takes off-piste to a new level.	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
4599	What they come up with nowadays, just to not change their habits."	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
4600	Jesus is sick at the moment	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
4601	At least you can't get to heaven on roller skates.	1.1825	0.04125	126	107	15	4
4602	What happened to getting wings?	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
4603	You're not going to believe this, but that's only good enough for the bronze medal.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4604	Please have your carbon footprint documentation ready Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
4605	Pay no mind. It's King Slalom-man	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4606	Remember If hell is a deep fiery pit, then heaven is a tall snowy mountain!	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
4607	As loyal Jeopardy viewers, to enter The Pearlys, ‘Name that masked skier.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
4608	He has CLEAR.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4609	Well, you know the Olympic motto, and this is the original site, before ... well, you know.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4610	Death is not a spectator sport But , still can’t wait see this happen	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
4611	I told em' to abandon all slopes.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4612	His life's been going downhill for a while now.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4613	The Boss has the Almighty Pass.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4614	He’ s one of the “boys with the most toys.”	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4615	Dare Devil!	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4616	I guess there are more ways to die in the winter than chasing someone around a hedge maze with an axe.	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
4617	If you're a snowboarder then don't even think about getting in here.	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
4618	Is it a drone or a gatecrasher?	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
4619	I think he’s looking for the Gnarly Gates. -J Torpey Jamestown, NC	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4620	Let's pause briefly and give him a chance to get in line.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4621	Looks like he who shall be first will be first.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
4622	I think I'll skip the line	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
4623	And if you’re extra holy you get ski in ski out access.	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4624	?Knock, knock, knockin’ on Heaven’s door…?	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
4625	Well there are lots of ways to get into heaven	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
4626	The Olympics are in town.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
4627	I admire a skier that hits all the gates.	1.1818	0.04840	99	85	10	4
4628	So, that's what a Calvinist is.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
4629	Well, that's ONE way of getting here.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
4630	Hitting the popes	1.1818	0.04440	88	73	14	1
4631	Speed was his demise…now he’s skipped the robe room and evaded the checkpoint.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
4632	I keep telling them the express lane requires two people	1.1818	0.03914	110	91	18	1
4633	Ahh the black slope	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
4634	Sonny loves the clouds up here; we let him believe it’s all powder.	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
4635	We're hosting Heavenly Days Downhill.	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
4636	The Agony of Defeat!	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
4637	No rules.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
4638	wait until they see the landing	1.1810	0.03591	116	95	21	0
4639	Don't they get it? SCOTUS said no to Affirmative Action.	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
4640	New immigration policy no one's waiting on line anymore"	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
4641	Oh yeah, we offer high elevation training as a side gig to boost our operating budget. #	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
4642	Our prayers have been answered.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4643	He bought the fast pass.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
4644	Third one today.	1.1810	0.03775	105	86	19	0
4645	Florida always used to brag about being God's country!	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4646	Now, don't you wish you had attended all those ski lessons Mommy & Daddy paid for?	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4647	Looks like they went off the top of a quadruple black diamond trail.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4648	Can I upgrade my trip to include the ski package?	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4649	We are trialing a new EZ-Pass lane for Olympians.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4650	And his final thoughts were... Oh! So, THAT's what 'barranca' means!	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4651	If he fails the drug test, he'll be going to the other place.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
4652	He took the express pass,bypassing the ER.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4653	Heavenly Wax.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4654	They have global entry	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
4655	Don't worry. There's a rope tow back down to hell.	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
4656	It's a special season pass we offered this summer	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4657	They are building those new ramps WAY too high!	1.1810	0.03775	105	86	19	0
4658	Yeah, they’re here too…	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
4659	He booked the express lane lift ticket.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4660	There’s goes another one”	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
4661	Thats Shumacher, we cant seem to get him to come down here	1.1810	0.03775	105	86	19	0
4662	That’s our winter option - cloud skiing	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
4663	Yeah, he was so sick!	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
4664	Man, our immigration policies are just not working.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4665	He's one of our Black Diamond customers	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4666	See honey, I told you we should have taken those ski lessons.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4667	And then they get so mad when they find out our ski hill went into receivership	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4668	He's on his way downstairs. He thinks this is just "fly-over country."	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4669	Well... God writes straight with crooked lines or something like that.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
4670	What did he do to bypass the line?	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
4671	Looks like he is real, and he did come back after all	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
4672	Well, that’s because all snowboarders go to hell.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
4673	He'll believe the warning in about two seconds.	1.1807	0.05184	83	71	9	3
4674	Looks like we are in Heavenly Valley after all	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
4675	Very few can afford a season pass these days.	1.1807	0.04249	83	68	15	0
4676	One of our fastest snow angels…	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
4677	He's not landing here. He's going to Olympus.	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
4678	Why not snow? It’s all downhill from here.	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
4679	It,s the express entrance!	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
4680	We let Bill Gates in, automatically.	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
4681	Someone’s clearly taking the piste	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
4682	The starting jump off Mount Olivet gave him a great advantage	1.1802	0.03882	111	92	18	1
4683	I know what you're thinking, but I can assure you he had an "express lane" account	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4684	He's got the last Disney Fast Pass.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4685	This wall only made illegal immigrants more creative.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4686	You’re on the wrong line if you arrived due to skiing through the trees like him or biking in Manhattan.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4687	Well, that' sone way to avoid accountability!!!!	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4688	That would be the fast pass option	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
4689	GWYNNETH!!	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4690	Generally, there are no shortcuts to the hereafter but that's Mikaela Shiffrin.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
4691	They used to say "ski like hell"	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
4692	Here,we teach you how to fly	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
4693	We redeemed his unused points.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
4694	well, there’s a first for everything.	1.1800	0.04795	100	86	10	4
4695	Hopefully, he’ll stick this landing.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4696	We are accepting and welcoming all types of alternates	1.1800	0.03861	100	82	18	0
4697	Not all Angels fly, you know.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4698	Ever since they introduced steroids this has been a problem.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4699	Someone's off piste.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4700	Killy, Jean-Claude	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4701	We haven't upgraded from Windows 95	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4702	Damn steroids!	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
4703	This season when you upgrade your ski-lift pass with Avalanche Protection you are automatically pre-screened to save time and skip the line.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4704	No, you cannot jump the line!	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4705	Black diamond short cut.	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
4706	The cloud deck must be really low today.	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
4707	He had a double-binding agreement.	1.1798	0.04093	89	73	16	0
4708	First it was Bezos’ Blue Origin, then it was Elon’s SpaceX, now it’s the what… Black Diamond Express?”	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
4709	Lift tickets are just one of the many benefits of having spent your lives having no fun at all.	1.1798	0.05193	89	77	8	4
4710	Don't bother waving - no one ever believes them anyway.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
4711	'My angel co-workers inside will look into that.'	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
4712	Some just fly right in pre-death, so they don’t have to stand in line.	1.1795	0.04312	117	100	13	4
4713	I guess he doesn't want to see if his number is up!!!"	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
4714	He'll find the holes soon enough.	1.1792	0.03743	106	87	19	0
4715	He won’t need all those layers where he’s going.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
4716	I'm certain that he thinks he'll land on powder. It will be powder but not the kind he is expecting.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
4717	And the apres ski is just divine.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4718	You get one chance. Right now. It may improve your odds.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
4719	Your love of powder delayed your entry. Him, not so much.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4720	Triple Diamond rookie.	1.1792	0.04604	106	91	11	4
4721	He’ll be back. He’s just going to put quarters in the meter.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4722	Sliding right into the promise land!	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4723	Oh good, he's going to take a sharp left and fall in the snow.....no AI for that guy.	1.1792	0.03743	106	87	19	0
4724	Hamas?	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4725	Huh, training must be intense this year.	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
4726	I’m not sure about this, I didn’t behave my whole life just to be forced to engage in winter recreation now.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
4727	He must’ve missed the lift to hell, that’s a shortcut	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
4728	Unfortunately, that’s for our gold-key members only.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4729	Don't worry, we've got a net attached to a catapult.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4730	Don’t mind him. We’ve been havying a lot of trouble with jumpers.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4731	Don't worry about him, he has entered a no fly zone, and he will be brought back to earth.	1.1789	0.03954	95	78	17	0
4732	Um, your table for four should be ready shortly.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4733	Slalom gates…Pearly gates…he missed all of them!”	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4734	In 2020 we began allowing athletes in with a "Fair" rating to maintain our membership quotas.	1.1789	0.03954	95	78	17	0
4735	A rare straight-upper. Long shot courage gets you in pretty damn quick,no questions asked.	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
4736	He doesn’t realize yet that he’s on the straight and narrow path.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4737	The vault of heaven is now an Olympic sport.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
4738	The Old Norses have a fast pass option.	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
4739	He wiped out on turn three, but his spirit kept right on going.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4740	He got tired of resting.	1.1789	0.04484	95	80	13	2
4741	When you hit a tree it's like having an E-ZPass.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
4742	The opposite of Hell doesn't mean fresh powder.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
4743	You can have an accident here too, you know!	1.1789	0.04005	123	104	16	3
4744	We toss a couple clouds in a blender – Viola! Fresh powder.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
4745	Please, please never tell him ‘You’re a hell of a skier’.”	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4746	Forget the wall, we need F16s !	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4747	Wings? Sure...or skis or jetpacks...however you'd like to get around.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4748	Don’t worry. You won’t get far.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4749	'"He's an industry mogul who just died doing moguls at Vail."	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4750	We're sending him back: He's an air traffic controller.	1.1786	0.04204	84	69	15	0
4751	Well, heaven is a place on earth. Only some skiers are forever in a world of their own.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4752	He’s going straight to the other place.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
4753	He has an Epic Pass.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4754	I know he's the boss's son, but I wish the guy would put in a full day's work once in a while.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
4755	When Hell freezes over	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
4756	Sorry, your lift pass is revoked.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4757	The “mysterious ways” thing is getting annoying	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
4758	Reality is a computer simulation here, too.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
4759	and it’s another heavenly day skiing the pearly slopes!” ⛷️	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
4760	Over rotated and unbalanced, so will miss the gate. Result is DNF.	1.1782	0.03827	101	83	18	0
4761	He was born and raised in Heavenly Valley.	1.1782	0.03827	101	83	18	0
4762	God, that Super G gets bigger every year.	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
4763	They never stick the landing, but they keep trying.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4764	First our elevation was nonconforming, then the gates, and now Smuggler's Notch has been granted an easement for eternity.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4765	I guess that was the last entry of the day. Sorry folks.	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
4766	He appears every time Cher sings, “If I Could Turn Back Time.”	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4767	We’re just waiting on him.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4768	It gets messy when they hit the eye of a needle.	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4769	He signed up for Global Entry “Plus”.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4770	…and then there is our popular entertainment package.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4771	He will be in line in 3...2...	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4772	‘According to this book he started by jumping turn styles.’	1.1782	0.04537	101	86	12	3
4773	Incoming Snow Angel	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4774	That's a Hand Basket?	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4775	We don’t usually get a top-G fly by this early in the millennia so enjoy the view while I process you all!	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4776	They just finished the Ski Babel resort, but, don’t worry, we’ll take care of it.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4777	Somebody up here told him to go to hell	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4778	fuuuuuck that is not supposed to happen	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4779	Oh dear, another illegal soul is trying to sneak into heaven.	1.1782	0.04077	101	84	16	1
4780	Where can I get an easy pass?	1.1782	0.04750	101	87	10	4
4781	That Sonny Bono just won't take no for an answer.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
4782	A little secret: we let most cross-country skiers through the gate.	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
4783	Gravity ensures gate crashers an eventual landing in the proper place.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
4784	The resorts just keep expanding.	1.1780	0.03735	118	98	19	1
4785	Don't mind him, he's looking for the good powder.	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
4786	He usually spends the holidays in Aspen.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4787	No worries. We catch these folks upon landing and assign them to cleaning services.	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
4788	We let the condemned enjoy one last bit of fun on their way to the bottom.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
4789	HE'S BETTER THAN THE COW THAT JUMPED OVER THE MOON!	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
4790	Dont mind him. That ones in limbo. Just go thru the gates, to the left or right, then on to the Skychair Express.	1.1778	0.05377	90	79	6	5
4791	Me damnit! I just stopped the people skating by.	1.1778	0.04053	90	74	16	0
4792	(Sigh) He can take Saint Olaf out of Norway, but He can't take the Norwegian out of Saint Olaf.	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
4793	He’s new here.	1.1778	0.04350	90	75	14	1
4794	Not yet. He's pretty stupid, but also a good Christian.	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
4795	God damn ski bums	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
4796	Wow, I guess paying for the express pass was worth it in the end."	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
4797	He's in early stage angel training	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
4798	That’s another way to skip the line	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
4799	Sorry, you don’t have enough money.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
4800	He was iffy getting in anyway.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
4801	I know we wanted to avoid the flames of hell but this is ridiculous.	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
4802	Is it December already?	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
4803	First time trying a double black diamond	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
4804	this guy is always butting in line!!	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
4805	I suppose it's better than landing in fourth.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
4806	And do those saints, and do those saints, and do those saints go flying in ...	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
4807	Gate jumpers like that guy are destined to crash and burn -- forever.	1.1771	0.03917	96	79	17	0
4808	Wait till he finds out there’s no snow in heaven!	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
4809	No,that's Jesus,he THINKS he's Stein Eriksen!	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4810	Voucher program....	1.1771	0.03917	96	79	17	0
4811	And yes, as part of the heaven induction plan, your are eligible for a newbie discount to our annual winter retreat to meet Santa and fam!	1.1771	0.04910	96	83	9	4
4812	JEAN CLAUDE KILLY MAKES HIS FINAL ASCENT	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4813	It must be the Winter Olympics.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4814	It happens all the time. But they never quite stick their landing.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4815	When Macbeth entered the Nordic Combined, he realized that he really could jump the life to come.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
4816	Don't worry. Nobody ever 'sticks the landing' in heaven.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
4817	Skiing is a death-defying sport.	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
4818	I see we have someone on the triple diamond run.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
4819	This is staged, right?	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
4820	He paid for Disney Genie +	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
4821	He's an expert at negotiating gates.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
4822	He's been doing that since 9/11	1.1770	0.03606	113	93	20	0
4823	Suffice to say, he doesn't stick the landing.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4824	Frankly he still owes me money for the lift ticket.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4825	I knew he wasn't ready for black diamond	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
4826	The Big Guy hates those x-gamers gate jumpers.”	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4827	Damned schussboomers!	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4828	He's a frequent flyer and not jumping the line.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4829	Ah, yes. The slopes are open for the winter season.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4830	Moguls always try to cut the line	1.1765	0.04159	85	70	15	0
4831	Don't mind him one of these red bull guys try's this every week.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4832	Well, he bought the pass for all resorts.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4833	Yeah, he's on the list, even though he often jumped the queue in the chairlift line, as well.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
4834	Another happy Elysium Prime member	1.1765	0.04159	85	70	15	0
4835	Ah... Gwyneth Paltrow again.	1.1765	0.04707	102	88	10	4
4836	Thanks to global warming we have to host the Winter Olympics.	1.1765	0.03793	102	84	18	0
4837	Oh dear. I'll go ahead and order him a nice hot toddy.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4838	I forgot my ski gear.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
4839	I thought it said Olympic shalom champion.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4840	He took that weight loss medicine and now he's forgotten what teamwork is.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
4841	Apparently Hell has finally frozen over and it appears to be a pretty good alternative.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4842	The Olympics Committee picked us for 2024.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4843	That’s the slippery slope to Hell.	1.1765	0.03793	102	84	18	0
4844	He's been orbiting every day for ages. No problemo!	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4845	Hey, isn’t that the jerk who cut us off?	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4846	That's just the Holy Ghost being un-ghost like.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4847	Well, there goes another impatient millennial trying to bend the rules and not going to like where that downslope ends	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
4848	He's checking us out with a fly over.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
4849	To Hell or Heaven, he is speedy.	1.1765	0.03793	102	84	18	0
4850	Looks like Lindsey Vonn had trouble sleeping again! her	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
4851	Sometimes it happens. They skip the queue flying directly"	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
4852	Like everything else around here, he's going downhill fast.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
4853	A Fallen Angel for the 21st century.	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
4854	She brought her own wings.	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
4855	I always knew that Heaven would be fun!	1.1759	0.03681	108	89	19	0
4856	There's nothing I can do about and I'm piste off.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4857	Yes, Mr. Bono does love to make an entrance.	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
4858	What on earth did you expect Heaven to be?	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4859	We think of out of control downhill skiers as “inventory”.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4860	Some short-term rentals have become a real pain.	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
4861	He got wiped out on the giant slalom.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
4862	Hey you, cant you see there's a line here?	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
4863	Was raised to understood LIFE wasn't fair. But this...?	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
4864	Look out God here I come!	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
4865	You can’t buy your way into Heaven but I guess you can fly…	1.1759	0.03681	108	89	19	0
4866	It’s the fastest way back from the Mount in winter.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
4867	Excuse me! Playing through!!!!	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4868	He skips the line as recompense for a lifetime personifying "the agony of defeat."	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
4869	Well, it's because of the incredible amount of praying that happens on a ski jump.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4870	He's a trustee, back from a search for new applicants".	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4871	The high route to the Other Place is fraught with great expectations.	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
4872	Apparently, he doesn't realize heaven is in the other direction.	1.1758	0.05086	91	79	8	4
4873	A hell of a way to get to heaven.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
4874	And the Lord said, “Let there be a fast slalom to Heaven.”	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4875	I hear in the other place all they have are lift lines!	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
4876	All Jerrys’ go to heaven	1.1758	0.04013	91	75	16	0
4877	Good heavens?!?!	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
4878	They could have just used the gate. It’s just those punk snowboarders we don’t let it.	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
4879	Lift passes are still ridiculously expensive.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
4880	And for some the path is faster, though still perilous.	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
4881	Great person, but a horrible skier.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
4882	That’s just Gabriel who traded his trumpet for skis.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
4883	Direct admission from Heavenly Mountain Resort.	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
4884	Thankfully, looks like he'll miss this last gate.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
4885	They don’t call it the Epic Pass for nothing.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
4886	He's testing out a new cloud seed.	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
4887	A higher authority cleared him for a direct flight.	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
4888	The jump was WAY too big	1.1753	0.04399	97	82	13	2
4889	We have a gate because people are always trying and dying to get in.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
4890	Oh, it's just another lost soul from Purgatory	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
4891	Where’s the ski lift? I didn’t realize you could get higher than this.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
4892	A direct hit on a no ball	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
4893	Apparently Mr. Bond thinks The World Is Not Enough	1.1753	0.03880	97	80	17	0
4894	That's George. He said that he's a champion ski jumper and former congressman.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
4895	Want to put your name on the list for next winter?	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
4896	He want to be a champion	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
4897	Sorry folks, lift tickets are not included in your admission.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
4898	Yeah, it’s part of God’s ‘Winter Monetization Strategy’ after the busy summer season.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4899	Your final entry challenge awaits you	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4900	Another one bites the dust Everyone Another one bites the dust	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4901	He's not dead yet	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
4902	Led Zepelin's Ski Lift To Heaven	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
4903	What a heaven is going on here?	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4904	Don't worry. When the avalanche catches him, he will get back in line.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4905	St. Moritz's VIP Section	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4906	Oh, that’s Jerry.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4907	He's on our waiting list.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4908	Never mind Slick. God knows what's on his mind.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4909	He must be sponsored by Red Bull.	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
4910	Collection plate numbers are down again. This enhances our revenue… and our image.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
4911	He hadn't planned a winter holiday this long	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4912	Wait til they find out helicopter skiing off of a cliff doesn't automatically get you in up here.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
4913	The Yellowstone Club has become entirely too exclusive.	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
4914	He’s late for the gangbang.	1.1746	0.03916	126	107	16	3
4915	Our wings are on backorder, so we’re offering complimentary Red Bull.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
4916	We had to open a special line for go-pro.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4917	He always was a cheating Atheist , but will fall through the clouds with out Devine intervention.	1.1744	0.04116	86	71	15	0
4918	He wasn't on my list. So he's taking one last downhill run (to his indisputable destination).	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
4919	Don’t worry, you can rest in peace, we have anti-noise windows”	1.1744	0.04116	86	71	15	0
4920	Wow. Talk about missing a gate.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
4921	He's practicing for his birthday vacation in Aspen.	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
4922	Hmmm...I though Eddie the Eagle came in years ago.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
4923	We beat out Hell this year for the winter olympics.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
4924	Too hot down there for snow skiing	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
4925	What the hell is that?!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
4926	Yeah, Tim's the patron saint for gnar shredding, ski patrols, and actuarial science.	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
4927	He missed the turn. It's a long fall.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
4928	I’m guessing he didn’t like the odds of a snowball’s chance in Hell	1.1743	0.03651	109	90	19	0
4929	It only goes uphill back there.	1.1742	0.03646	132	111	19	2
4930	He got the heavenly lift ticket!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4931	I told God it wasn't a good idea to put that ski jump in Limbo...	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
4932	Afraid he's overshot being first on line.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
4933	He's practicing for the Olympics.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4934	Beats the hell out of angel wings.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
4935	I'll have to talk to God about getting rid of the ramp in front of the gates.	1.1739	0.05034	92	80	8	4
4936	Stephen Hawking is in heaven now.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
4937	Warren Millers crew have finally run out of ideas.	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
4938	Our satellite office location made sense until the ski slope was built and now folks are jumping the line.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
4939	It's those damn skiers again, always trying to jump the queue!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4940	Yes, that one, straight to Hell	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
4941	It's how He unwinds.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4942	He went downhill right out of the gate.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
4943	That’s not going to get him through the pearly gates!	1.1739	0.03759	115	96	18	1
4944	We like the keep the fresh pow on the trail.	1.1739	0.03973	92	76	16	0
4945	The slopes are hell this time of year.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
4946	That's our new option - Death Express.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
4947	Not much cover where he's going.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4948	Only gate to practice on, so we let him.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4949	Some say Candide Thovex is a god. But, no, he’s not God.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4950	I think we need a bigger gate!	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4951	Here's where first-come, first-served breaks down."	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4952	Looks like he got out over his skis.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4953	Andy wanted to get a final run in before joining.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4954	It's the reward for non-polluters.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4955	God asked for snow making machines last Christmas.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4956	That's God. He only thinks he's Jean-Claude Killy.	1.1735	0.04816	98	85	9	4
4957	I now announce you all angels…or you could always do it that way.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4958	Looks like he'll be a little late...	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
4959	He got shot defecting from… (insert name of country here).	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4960	Looks like Brother Paul will be joining us soon	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4961	We get a lot of those at this time of year.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4962	With climate change being what it is, the top of the mountain and the pearly gates are at the same height.	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
4963	It's the Pope's ski weekend. He's got a TSA card so he passes right over Pearly Gates security. Nice, huh?	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
4964	He said he will stop doing this here when hell freezes over.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4965	Just another queue jumper.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4966	He got a “skip the line pass” after his crash at the Heavenly Ski Resort.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4967	Yes, we do see a lot of ski jumpers up here.	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
4968	What an entrance!	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4969	And that there, my dudes, is what we call Gnostical Gnar.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
4970	Musk making another failed back door try.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
4971	Yes, the ski lifts are free.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
4972	Another Vail indulgence.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
4973	Don't worry. It's just Saint Peter."	1.1731	0.03728	104	86	18	0
4974	That’s the double diamond access lane.	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
4975	Impressive, yes, but not a slam dunk. We still have to check his position on banning books.	1.1731	0.03728	104	86	18	0
4976	YesI see you have a reservation, but for this entrance you have to bring your own skis!	1.1731	0.03728	104	86	18	0
4977	Back from the slopes after a well-deserved Seventh Day rest.	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
4978	Missed the gate; going down	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
4979	Ever so often a snowball makes it all the way. Devil’s got a great arm. Now, please step forward!	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
4980	Yep, the last words he heard were ‘say your prayers!’	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
4981	I guess that's the alternate ending to our weekend in Tahoe.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
4982	It was just a matter of time before the Musk and Bezos crowd would find their way here.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
4983	No skiing indoors!	1.1727	0.03621	110	91	19	0
4984	He can do what he wants, he's not getting in if he doesn't know the lyrics to Free Beer.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
4985	Sigh, everyone's a hotshot with our deep cloud base.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
4986	And now, the binding agreement.	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
4987	He’s sponsored…	1.1727	0.03621	110	91	19	0
4988	It’s okay, that’s just a new, faster type of angel we’ve got up here now so we can keep up with the world. The skis glide on clouds.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4989	He was in a hurry to get here.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4990	Some people will do anything to get into heaven.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4991	Make room on line. He's not coming close to sticking that landing.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
4992	Pay no attention to the man ski-jumping over the fence.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4993	She’s our favorite,to break the World Record,in Heavens Downhill!!	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
4994	I’m afraid they are going straight to hell.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
4995	There's cloud skiing but no cross-country.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
4996	He is from "the other place." It looks like the Jets made it to the Superbowl	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
4997	Some of our angels never grow up.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
4998	Unfortunately lift tickets start at 149$ for a half day	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
4999	ugh, off piste skiers, amiright?	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
5000	Looks like he's going straight to hell.	1.1724	0.04290	116	100	12	4
5001	North Korean's my guess.	1.1721	0.03980	122	104	15	3
5002	He prepaid for a hopper pass.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
5003	So is this the line for snowboarders?	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
5004	Well, if you don't ski, you probably aren't much going to like all of eternity here.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
5005	Don’t worry. Those who don’t enter through the approved entry point are deported to hell	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
5006	That would be Sonny Bono on his daily Black Diamond run"	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
5007	I'm surprised. I didn't think he believed in the apres-ski.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
5008	That's the 'Thrill of Victory' guy.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
5009	There are many ways to get here.	1.1720	0.03935	93	77	16	0
5010	Well, in heaven no one is afraid of dying.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
5011	Cheaters never prosper	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
5012	What’s that? TSA Pre-Check, cuts wait times considerably.	1.1720	0.04490	93	79	12	2
5013	Apparently some people feel that Heaven can’t wait	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
5014	Oh, that? Skis of the kingdom.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
5015	Well that's a first!	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5016	The irony, of course, is attempting to avoid the entrance interview will get him only to one location, at which snow-skiing is not possible.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
5017	Failed to stick the landing,but at-least got to skip the pearly gates line!	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
5018	Vail has a new Premium Package for people who get in trouble off-trail.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
5019	Look out, he's coming in hot!	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5020	Another evader of these pearly gates.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5021	If you hurry there’s still time to register for the tournament tomorrow.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5022	Some people hate waiting in line to get in!	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5023	I swear to God if that is Elon Musk again...	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
5024	I see Steve McQueen is trying another way to get over the fence.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
5025	He's found of downhill racers, a fatal crash has direct access.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5026	We do have a remedy for cancellations.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5027	Well, that’s one way to get to the front of the line”	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
5028	Backcountry avalanche...	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
5029	Watch. He' going to catch an edge on the black diamond Satan's Run and will be rolling up in a new wheel chair at any moment. Ha!	1.1717	0.03810	99	82	17	0
5030	At heaven’s slalom gate	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
5031	It doesn’t matter how you get to heaven, as long as the road is long and narrow.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
5032	We’ve got a glitch in the “must come down” rule.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
5033	A jumper.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
5034	It's become a popular run from Mt. Olympus to cloud nine.	1.1714	0.03696	105	87	18	0
5035	We actually invented the Fast Pass.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
5036	They're one of our frequent fliers, but I really don't recommend it.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
5037	Bad things come to those who don’t wait.”	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
5038	If he doesn't slow down soon, he'll miss getting his pitchfork...	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
5039	That’s why you should always wear a helmet	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
5040	George enjoyed many 'heaven can't wait' hobbies in his lifetime.	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
5041	That's a big 'Nope' from me...	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
5042	God will be right with you as soon as it gets the air pollution from earth out of his lungs.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
5043	No, Spider, Claudine is not on today's list.	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
5044	Vatican City is hosting the Olympics this year.	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
5045	Here comes you know who.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
5046	Bold to assume but you do you boo	1.1714	0.04376	105	90	12	3
5047	He's an athlete admit.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
5048	A trusted traveler who was on a skiing vacation.	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
5049	Doesn't he know? God hates to show off.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
5050	They’re all Black diamond	1.1712	0.03591	111	92	19	0
5051	How rude! He's cutting in line.	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
5052	And I'm you all know that it's always Sonny in Heaven.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
5053	Must be time for the Olympics again.	1.1712	0.03591	111	92	19	0
5054	Are you guys RIP Pre?	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
5055	Word’s out that everyday is a pow day in heaven.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
5056	As I said, we are entering the door, the skier just missed?	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
5057	Is that Jean-Claude Killy??!!	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
5058	Those freestyle fly-overs always detract from fall admissions.	1.1709	0.03495	117	97	20	0
5059	They try everything to get in but the only way is through these pearly gates.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
5060	I don't think he'll be a walk-in.	1.1709	0.03894	117	99	16	2
5061	Hey! No cheating!	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
5062	I’ve got questions. But let’s start with where do I get my lift ticket?	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
5063	Yeah, "hell in a hand basket" caught on, but most people have never heard of "slalom for salvation."	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
5064	They improved gondolas this year…	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
5065	He's just passing overhead on his way to Purgatory.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5066	Now I understand why the lift lines were so much longer at Heavenly	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
5067	I hope he sticks the landing. Otherwise .....	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5068	Yeh, I know. For those with certain skills we don’t bother to check the book.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5069	Oh, here he comes, the savior, we have been waiting for...	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5070	That’ gonna be one hell of a landing.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
5071	Another Norwegian coming in hot!	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5072	You know, a pole vaulter made it in a very similar fashion just last week…	1.1705	0.04031	88	73	15	0
5073	it's the fastest way to get here.	1.1705	0.04343	88	74	13	1
5074	I see he took the Death Valley route.	1.1705	0.04031	88	73	15	0
5075	You see - the promise of eternal life has turned extreme adventure seekers into obnoxious show-offs!	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
5076	Oh look... the gnarway to heaven.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
5077	This time of year we get visitors from that resort near Tahoe.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
5078	Look's like Satan's Ski Jump is open for the season.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
5079	Thats' Dave. He'll be joining us soon.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
5080	It turns out camels have no trouble through needles either.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
5081	Can you 3 please take a step back? Downhill skiers have the right of way.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
5082	Looks like Mikaela Shiffrin is trying to make her Olympic Gold medal work for her...	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
5083	The last clown roped in a herd of reindeer	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
5084	Mount Doom is just too darn close to the Pearly Gates.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
5085	A real speedster! He's actually headed much much lower.	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
5086	Ohh, that’s a seasonal thing up here.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
5087	It is a mandatory pre-wings training	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
5088	Jesus was getting tired of walking on water	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
5089	Don’t worry . He won’t jump the line for eternity .	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
5090	Just wait till he finds it’s all cloud and no snow here	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
5091	One Flew Over Our Cuckoo's Nest	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
5092	That electric fence is going to hurt.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
5093	That’s one way to get through the eye of the needle.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
5094	For those of you who are wondering, there are no trees in heaven.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
5095	I guess winter is arriving earlier this year	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
5096	And I thought The Jetsons were progressive?	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
5097	That’s our triple, black diamond express pass option.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
5098	And yet they assured us that shooting their 'Hot Dog... the Movie' reboot here would be minimally invasive.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
5099	We installed the long jump in the '80s as a promotional thing.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
5100	The Other Side of Heaven "	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
5101	flying high on wings like Eddie the eagle, yeah, KJV usually left that part out	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
5102	We have to build a higher fence and let Elon Musk pay for it	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
5103	Getting in also requires a skills test.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5104	With jumps like that, his street will be paved with bronze.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5105	Woah never seen that before!	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
5106	There goes Bodie Miller, again.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5107	He always did like skiing better than flying, so of course he endlessly indulges himself now.	1.1698	0.03664	106	88	18	0
5108	Don't mind him, that's Sonny.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5109	At least it’s not a paraglider.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5110	Just one of the many sights that can be seen here in heaven!	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5111	I guess walls don't work after all.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
5112	We have cross-country trails here,too!	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5113	All snowboarders should please continue to the next gate.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
5114	It’s alright folks, he has a lift ticket.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
5115	I'm gonna hafta ask Santa to stop giving skis for Christmas.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
5116	Now that’s a new one…	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
5117	Is that the new upgraded, ski pass ?	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
5118	Here in my book it says you used, “Until Hell Freezes Over”, one time too many!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
5119	Austrians in the fast lane	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
5120	Do we really need to wait for him?!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
5121	What the hell is going on today?	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
5122	LOL that’s not fresh powder, bro!	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
5123	God doesn’t like radical extremists, but He LOVES radical athletes.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
5124	We're waiting for the zap sound	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
5125	YEP.....IT's NOW OUR NEWEST ISSUE...ILLEGAL CLOUD SURFING INTO HEAVEN	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
5126	He paid extra, for the "fly by" lane	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
5127	This is what privilege can do for you.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
5128	He passed & he’s flying, but where are his colors?	1.1696	0.03562	112	93	19	0
5129	An Olympics God, not a Mount Olympus God.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
5130	Spiritual life in Aspen.	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
5131	Don't worry. He'll have to wait his turn after we pick up the pieces. #	1.1694	0.03750	124	105	17	2
5132	It's a seasonal thing we're trying... maybe you didn't realize that's what the fine print was about when it said "How to avoid the line."	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
5133	Not technically allowed.	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
5134	Payeth no mind to sinning skiers who jump the line for they shall be promptly ousted from thy kingdom.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
5135	If we only purchased a fast-pass.	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
5136	Well, we always said it'd be a cold day in Hell before Fred took any initiative...	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
5137	Fast Track Lane	1.1685	0.03991	89	74	15	0
5138	There's always someone cutting the finish line.	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
5139	what the fuck you can do that? that’s sick as hell	1.1685	0.04299	89	75	13	1
5140	He should be lifting the inner ski but try telling a Kennedy…	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
5141	The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away the sleigh.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5142	Impressive, but not good enough for the god medal	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
5143	Varsity athletes can bypass the normal admissions process.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
5144	Sorry. Pesky neighbor from Vikersund.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5145	When he couldn't get in, I told him 'It's not up to me' - not 'Turn up and ski'.	1.1684	0.04884	95	83	8	4
5146	Let's just put his wings on now.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
5147	Not to worry. He's not jumping the line. That's just God coming home from his smowcation.	1.1684	0.03860	95	79	16	0
5148	George fail to qualify after missing the 3rd gate.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5149	We are pioneers in engaging new members.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5150	Biff will not be joining us for choir practice	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5151	Hellava jump—I’m giving him 20 style points and a key.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5152	He was a CPA before he came here.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
5153	He took a risk and ended up on the express route.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
5154	Jesus... shakes head	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5155	And in the summer, you'll see the high divers.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
5156	Well, he cashed in his frequent-holy miles.	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
5157	...and those who can do don't have to listen to me.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
5158	Somehow still easier than not masturbating.	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
5159	There are queue-jumpers even here!	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
5160	They'll do anything to get in here. I once saw someone disguise herself as a fetus in her mother's womb, not knowing mom wasn't about to get in."	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
5161	Is it the winter Olympics, already?	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
5162	The ski is falling!	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
5163	Technically, there are many ways to enter our pearly gates.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
5164	He'll be picked up on radar.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
5165	I guess I'm not doing this anymore	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
5166	The ski package is included.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
5167	He's not going to find any snow down there	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
5168	Around here it really boils down to the mountains vs the sea.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
5169	Season pass holders get to skip the line.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
5170	It's just the quadri-millenial heavenly winter Olympics	1.1682	0.03633	107	89	18	0
5171	Oh, that's Tom Cruise. Your guess is as good as mine.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
5172	That's Sonny Bono. He's still in Purgatory.	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
5173	Another missed making a right turn.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
5174	Well, Sonny Bono seems to like the place.	1.1682	0.03633	107	89	18	0
5175	No artificial snow needed for these runs.	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
5176	Shredders will shred.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
5177	look at that -a me firster trying to skip the line	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
5178	That's another perk of the Epic Ski Pass	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
5179	Getting big air off the moguls is another way to get in.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
5180	Our slalom course is just above the Aeora Borealis.	1.1682	0.03633	107	89	18	0
5181	Me when I agree to round up for charity	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
5182	Looks like Gabriel's piste again!	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
5183	I knew advertising X-Mas Games would confuse somebody...	1.1681	0.04337	113	98	11	4
5184	Moguls get priority, even in Heaven.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
5185	Tomorrow we’ll be issuing free passes to pole vaulters.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
5186	He's past the Pearly Gate, but he still has to go through the Snow Barrier, guarded by Holy Grizzly Bears.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
5187	It’s like the X games.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
5188	She never did play by The Book.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
5189	It's just Spider Sabich.	1.1681	0.03751	113	95	17	1
5190	You'd be amazed what frequent flyer miles can get you here.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
5191	He went to Middlebury	1.1680	0.03544	125	105	19	1
5192	Evil Knieval loves cloud jumping since it is always a soft landing.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
5193	God likes to play favorites.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
5194	No, that's St. Peter on another of his increasingly frequent 'vacays' as he calls 'em. I'm not complaining--the overtime here is pie-in-the-sky!	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5195	So, yes it is true, all of the ski instructors who thought that they were gods, it turns out, yeah...sorry.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5196	That man always had to be first at the finish line.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5197	He is a platinum member. If you have enough miles you can bypass the line	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
5198	He's taking a short-cut...........!	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
5199	The acts of service and occasional confession are good but I’m sort of a sucker for skiers. I probably should have mentioned that to those four writer guys.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5200	The wingsuit guys are worse.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
5201	You may have heard? Many paths,one home.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
5202	It's all about the après-ski...	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5203	It was an accident, she said. I believe she called it a "Goopsie?"	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
5204	Some people will do anything to skip the line.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
5205	Its a downward slope from here on!	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
5206	That's the other road, but I'm afraid he'll miss his mark"	1.1667	0.03950	90	75	15	0
5207	A snowball's chance in hell, a snowbird's chance for heaven.	1.1667	0.04427	84	71	12	1
5208	He has a black diamond membership.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
5209	That’s God. She thinks she’s Mikaela Shiffrin.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
5210	They need to redesign their landing area.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
5211	You're numbers 2, 3, 4 on our list	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
5212	He was never that good back on earth.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
5213	He's in for a big surprise.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
5214	His style is terrible, though.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
5215	Don’t look it, all the overpowering risks make me feel like I had no purpose in life	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
5216	Oh yeah that’s Kissinger, he loves skiing. He called in a few favors and made it in on a technicality	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
5217	At least it could've been an Olympic record.	1.1667	0.03824	96	80	16	0
5218	It's that time of year. Another one that couldn't handle Dead Man's Curve.	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
5219	I assure you will have a toasty place available for his après ski.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
5220	So little skiing up here since climate warming.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
5221	Well that's one way to get inside here.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
5222	Nothing like an Olympic, Pearly Gate contender!	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
5223	Hell bent, next stop Purgatory.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
5224	I'm glad he's going to get to land that jump.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
5225	Oh yeah, didn't Jesus tell you? When you die,you keep all of your momentum.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
5226	That's the Utahn entrance.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
5227	Now they need to go higher since earth mountains have all lost their snow	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
5228	Only the highest slopes have good snow these days.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
5229	But your community hours weren’t qui… Fuck not again	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
5230	Don’t get upset it won’t work. It’s fun though, right?	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
5231	He said he was tired of the whole "Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stick" thing, but I never expected this.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5232	Someone finally did it! Used all those free motel bibles to build the ultimate ski jump."	1.1667	0.05300	90	80	5	5
5233	Don't mind him,he's been trying to get off Cloud 9 for ages...	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
5234	Another lifetime pass owner.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
5235	Don't worry, he'll get redirected by our heavenly defense system.	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
5236	Well that’s a first I’m definitely letting him in later	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
5237	That's only an entry option once every four years.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
5238	I don't want you to think it's all downhill from here.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
5239	Headed for the trees.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
5240	"I didn't think you could ever get kicked out of here but we're about to find out...."	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
5241	You cant get in off piste but Sunny keeps trying	1.1667	0.03506	114	95	19	0
5242	Yeah, in heaven the sky shows the most amusing deaths, it's like a television set, for the blessed.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
5243	We’re still waiting on someone who specializes in hostile architecture to make it to heaven.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
5244	Don’t worry, He and Gwyneth are fine now	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
5245	Even Jesus gets a little out over his skis sometimes.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
5246	Yes, we have winter AND summer sports available, including kayaking, snorkeling...	1.1667	0.03824	96	80	16	0
5247	Oh, him.. he is another Mount Everest hot dog.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
5248	Well it looks like he won’t be making the 2024 Winter Olympics in Paris anymore…	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
5249	- “Oh that’s that’s the Better Place.”	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
5250	There goes Frank again.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
5251	Legend has it he’s still being chased by that Yeti.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
5252	Angel 2.0	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
5253	Trials for the Winter Olympics.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
5254	Pandemic & warzone health care workers get a pass.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
5255	Don't fret. It's all downhill for him	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
5256	I’ve heard people go on and on about skiing, but I never believed it was heavenly ‘til now.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
5257	I didn't know you could ski on clouds	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
5258	That's right. The lift ticket that got you here is good for the duration of your stay.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
5259	We take Heli Skiing to new heights.	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
5260	Yeah, we were afraid he'd come early.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5261	He doesn’t know how ‘out of bounds’ he is yet, “next”!	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5262	Ingenious.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5263	Shame, I thought for sure he’d medal this year.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
5264	I guess he didn't stick the landing.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
5265	Skiing is the next best thing to having wings.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
5266	Brett always did totally RIP.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5267	I've told him repeatedly that he won't meet Zeus at the Olympics, but he keeps trying.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
5268	He gets in first. He had a tougher schedule.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
5269	When you ski off a mountain, you get to make a grand entrance.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
5270	He skied above everyone else on earth, and he's not backing down.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5271	that’s the back door entry	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
5272	Judgment was never his thing…	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5273	Looks like Gwyneth got the last Disney magic free pass.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
5274	He puts the ‘G’ in Super G	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
5275	Yes, our luxury fast-track package is simply cslled “ski in.”	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
5276	That's just Dante- he's researching his next poem	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
5277	No lift ticket, no entry.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
5278	That must be Pearly.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
5279	I told Him we needed better border controls with purgatory.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
5280	If he can do an Iron Cross he’s in.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
5281	He took a short cut.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
5282	The black diamond slopes are available for our premium-level members.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
5283	The Iron Dome isn’t one hundred percent effective.	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
5284	Well, there goes Elon, doing it his way.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
5285	Standing in line isn't the best way to get to heaven.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
5286	Open the gates !!	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
5287	Don't worry. He took the wrong gate	1.1649	0.03788	97	81	16	0
5288	Celestial Entry ® Skip the line!	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
5289	Goddamnit. Not another one of those holier-than-thou Aspen bros.”	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
5290	We really do need to make a bigger wall.”	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
5291	It’s impossible to stop before flying over the edge to Hell.	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
5292	I’m going on break. St. Moritz will be filling in for me.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
5293	Aspen is open again.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5294	Oh no. I'm afraid the Big Guy just called in his son asap.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5295	That definitely set a record.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5296	We're presently debating whether to build a wall.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5297	The Olympic Committee chose an unusual location for the Winter Olympics. Fortunately it will be cooler where you are going.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5298	Looks like the Russian ski-jumpers are still using steroids.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
5299	He thinks he’s at Heavenly Valley.	1.1648	0.04756	91	79	9	3
5300	He has risen, and by God he'll still the landing.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5301	Yeah, it's ski-in, ski-in.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
5302	He just jumped the shark.	1.1648	0.04492	91	78	11	2
5303	Welcome to the 2030 Winter Olympics selection committee.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
5304	Oh yeah, he subscribed to the prime version	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
5305	Not to worry, He’s heading for the skeet shooting field.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
5306	Oh dear! Another dude trying to jump,the line to heaven.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
5307	He's still trying to get here. He's nowhere near the Golden Gate.	1.1647	0.04047	85	71	14	0
5308	There's always someone trying to jump the line!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
5309	He will definitely get points for ingenuity.	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
5310	That’s just Elon jumping the line again!	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
5311	Ya, I still couldn't tell you how he got into his Early Decision school.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
5312	That's Saint Peter. Hope he doesn't hit a tree before we get through this line today.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
5313	I told you there was a premium ski hill." Eddie Hall-Shouldice, Toronto, Canad	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
5314	My Golden Rule People.. Ditch this "One More Run" thing! Phil McIntyre, Greenwich CT	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
5315	We have fire up here, but mainly for apres-ski.	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
5316	It's like purgatory takes up the whole cloud.	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
5317	Michael Schumacher's finally made it!	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
5318	Jesus has been on an extreme winter sports kick ever since the late nineties.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5319	He’s on the fast lane to hell!	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5320	Ikon Pass holders bypass this step.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5321	Didn't realize Mount Olympus had a ski team.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
5322	He was a good man his entire life and now he gets to do what he loves while living in heaven. Now let's talk about you.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5323	And of course,season passes are still available.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
5324	Back to the booth- did he miss the penultimate gate?	1.1635	0.03644	104	87	17	0
5325	We are not immune from the effects of global warming	1.1635	0.03644	104	87	17	0
5326	When things go wrong, ski jumpers sail right over the Pearly Gates.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5327	I guess Warren Miller passed away.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5328	Yes, extreme sports have made it up to heaven too.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5329	Gwyneth is at it again.	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
5330	He over shot the ski slope	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
5331	Something about sunny bono	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
5332	The Boss is in training for the 2026 Winter Olympics in Italy.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
5333	Just another way to arrive here. :-)	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5334	I hope you brought warmer clothes?	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
5335	He thinks his Tesla will get him past The Gates.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
5336	That fence will be higher when Trump gets here.	1.1633	0.04743	98	86	8	4
5337	STILL jumping the line.	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
5338	Looks like Hell froze over.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5339	Must've used the Babel Tower lift.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
5340	He wanted to go where there were no lift lines.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5341	He's won millions of gold medals.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5342	If he’s looking for groomers, we have plenty	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5343	Besides creating new galaxies, he also just loves those skis.	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5344	yes, it really is all down hill from here.	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
5345	That’s one of our wildcard contestants - used to be all about the ‘eye of a needle’, now it’s more Evel Knievel.	1.1633	0.04960	98	87	6	5
5346	The only thing wicked about that guy is his air.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
5347	Fast Pass to Eternity	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
5348	Hey, hold up! Skiers don't get a VIP entry.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
5349	Yes, the skiing is truly absolutely that good… Jonathan Cobb Edgartown, MA Laplage7@gmail.com	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
5350	That darn ski team from Hell keeps distracting my prospective members. They always sneak in the back way. To Hell with them	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
5351	He is unbiased	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
5352	That’s Michael. Some days he prefers to use his skis rather than his wings.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
5353	That’s God. He likes to think he’s Matti Nykänen.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
5354	That's the other way in––full of grace.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
5355	For most it just takes a leap of faith...	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
5356	He broke his neck on his gold medal run, so he gets an automatic entry…	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
5357	Getting fast-tracked happens here too.	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
5358	Yeah, just a little re-branding. We're now the Gnarly Gates.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
5359	And now Vail season ticket holders, like our republican donors, enjoy Enhanced Membership status.	1.1630	0.04447	92	79	11	2
5360	And on the seventh day God said, "Geronimo!"	1.1630	0.03872	92	77	15	0
5361	St. Black-Diamondus bestows the most radical winter sports skills.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
5362	You all died to get here, that one will die on re-entry.	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
5363	If this guy enters, it would pleaseth not The Boss!	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
5364	That’s Jeffrey Epstein’s 3rd attempt this week.	1.1630	0.04708	92	80	9	3
5365	That’s a coming attraction	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
5366	I guess the stores are all out of stairways...	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
5367	No need to look. You'll be meeting him shortly.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
5368	We don't have the heart to tell him he wasn't the first man to successfully ski jump over the Grand Canyon.	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
5369	It’s 007	1.1628	0.04924	86	75	8	3
5370	He still has to stand in the queue!!	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
5371	We've outlawed private jets.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
5372	Black diamonds are the new golden parachutes.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
5373	And I we say ‘everything’, I mean EVERYTHING is downhill from here...	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
5374	It's the Second Coming. We game Him the option to arrive any way He wishes.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
5375	Hmmm, wait 'til he finds out what he's landing on around here...	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
5376	Didn't make the first cut, but he's on the fast track to Limbo.	1.1622	0.04155	111	96	12	3
5377	Do you think they died on the bunny hill?” “Heavens, no—the straight and narrow.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
5378	Looks like Peekaboo has finally decided to join us.	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
5379	I didn’t realize the gondola came up this far, I was on the bus.	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
5380	He has Celestial Entey	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
5381	That’s the guy who saves you when you fall down mid-slope	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
5382	Good Lord, another lost soul from that resort in Heavenly…	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
5383	We've nicknamed Him Super G.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
5384	Don’t worry. He won’t be here very long.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
5385	The rich folks from the city have been cutting in line for decades.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
5386	Well, that’s one way to get into heaven…	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
5387	And that guest was in avalanche.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
5388	Put that PR on his headstone!	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
5389	Apparently, when Trump built the wall they took up winter sports.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
5390	You're right: perspective hasn't gravitated to heaven.	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
5391	Well, that’s way to get into heaven	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
5392	He’ll never find a pearly gate	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
5393	Expensive sport, but worth it.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
5394	No no, I can ski @skiheavenly back where I was before..	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
5395	Skip-ass!	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
5396	That’s a different entrance	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
5397	Another hellraiser	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
5398	He can skip the line if he uses his all access pass.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
5399	I see Cardinal George Pell has finally crossed over to the other side!	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
5400	Perhaps we should wait until he hits the ground	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
5401	For Chad heaven is all about the send	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
5402	We also have to watch out for the trampolinists.	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
5403	Athletes get in automatically.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
5404	Illegal border crossings result in immediate deportation. Violators are sent back to experience impact, which generally takes care of repeat offenses.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
5405	if people knew that the shortcuts lead straight to hell.... hi hi hi ...	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
5406	I just hate it when someone jumps the line.	1.1616	0.03718	99	83	16	0
5407	Don’t worry. They always overshoot.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
5408	We’ve seen this before and he’s in for a fall.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
5409	Rules for entry to Heaven Thou shalt not Thou shalt not *Inclusions may apply	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
5410	Off-piste skiers never learn…	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
5411	Off piste again!	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
5412	A new benefit the Big Guy thought might appeal to the outdoorsy hopefuls	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
5413	Yeah, James Bond	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
5414	I'm sorry, this isn't going to work. I see here that you were a snowboarder.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
5415	Don't take it personally... Joseph just has a lot to process this time of year.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
5416	Hope you like eternal fresh powder.	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
5417	Pay no attention. He's not getting in.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
5418	St. Maritz	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
5419	Don't worry, he can't see us. Yet.	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
5420	Who? Oh, that's Jack with KKR. He's just here to pick up the rent.	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
5421	Yes. You are going back down again.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
5422	You wouldn't believe where that guy's from.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
5423	It comes with Delta Airline's Elite Platinum status.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
5424	They're in zone 1.	1.1613	0.04128	93	79	13	1
5425	Wing fitting through the gates, to the right. Ski option on left." "It seemed a waste not to use these fluffy white clouds.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
5426	We're all praying he makes the jump.	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
5427	Extreme skiing has no limits, apparently.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
5428	I'd say slalom isn't his event.	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
5429	Snowball's chance in Hell that's going to work.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
5430	The Pearly Gates ski jump.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
5431	Jesus! He’s late to the Early Bird again	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
5432	That's Sonny Bono. I'm surprised it has taken this long for him to arrive here"	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
5433	He may have missed that gate but, he'll be at this one shortly!	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
5434	He really hates waiting in line.	1.1609	0.04286	87	74	12	1
5435	He spent years skiing Purgatory	1.1609	0.03962	87	73	14	0
5436	Better than the pole-vaulters, but not up to the hedge-fund moguls	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
5437	Well, Bob managed to ski off that cliff and so he should be arriving shortly!	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
5438	Wait to you see where he lands.	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
5439	The skiing is great here.	1.1607	0.03486	112	94	18	0
5440	Scandis’ love to make an Entrance!!	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
5441	Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the commandments.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
5442	Too bad you were a snowboarder.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
5443	Big moguls, they think they can do anything now	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
5444	All those sins we washed white as snow were really piling up.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
5445	Oh, heavens! Here comes another wild one!	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
5446	Oh well, there's a fist time for everything.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
5447	So...Spider Sabich finally figured a way!	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
5448	Heaven has visiting hours for the 1%.	1.1604	0.03581	106	89	17	0
5449	We didn't know they had flyovers in Heaven	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
5450	You should have prayed your reservations!	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5451	It’s okay, dogs and do-gooders get a fast pass.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
5452	According to the Book, he's about 3.8 seconds early.	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
5453	You, too, can race past the surly gates, enjoying a win for the ages." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
5454	He told me 'no moguls,' so I made a big jump instead.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5455	They often mistake The Valley of the Gods for Sun Valley	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5456	Yes, we can put you on “fast-track”.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
5457	Lines are for tourists!	1.1600	0.03685	100	84	16	0
5458	Valhalla lets them jump the line.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5459	I’m afraid he’s just passing through… to the base lodge.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5460	Your GPAs were very strong, but I'm sorry to inform you that your 23 extracurriculars just didn't make the cut.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
5461	It will look great until the Fall.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
5462	Ugh..millenials	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
5463	I guess Saint John Paul II kept going after skying his way into heaven	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5464	And then God said, "Let there be Ski."	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
5465	Alberto Tomba	1.1597	0.03372	119	100	19	0
5466	Once again, Eddie the Eagle ski jumping where he doesn't belong."	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
5467	Michael Kennedy.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5468	Takes the "fear no evil" passage seriously!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
5469	And that's why we have trapdoors powered by archangelic AIs.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
5470	I hope you can ski. This place is all down hill.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5471	Says here you never got off the bunny slope.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5472	He’s been trying to get out of the welcome seminar since the 60’s	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
5473	Heaven Can Wait!	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
5474	Another ChatGPT's hallucination: he actually prompted "Heaven Ski Resort directions"	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
5475	Gabriel’s always looking for a softer landing.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5476	You see, this is happens when you après too hard before.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
5477	Yet another extreme-sports enthusiast buzzes the tower at his peril.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
5478	See? Not all bombers are excluded.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5479	Welcome to Aspen, I'm here to review your balance sheet.	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
5480	He was sedentary on earth.	1.1596	0.04613	94	82	9	3
5481	That's the man from above.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5482	The downhill here is righteous, but scuba, not so heavenly!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5483	No, that's only for friends of Leonard Leo.	1.1596	0.03797	94	79	15	0
5484	That was the only way he was going to get into the pearly gates. So glad he learned to ski!	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5485	Time for the après-death festivities to start.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
5486	Bad landing.	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
5487	Ugh, not Ms. Paltrow again.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
5488	He signed up for Premium Economy	1.1593	0.03888	113	97	14	2
5489	Huh, I guess it has finally frozen over	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5490	He’s about to find out it’s not made of clouds	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
5491	We have a direct link from Kitzbuhel.	1.1591	0.03921	88	74	14	0
5492	No worries. He's my 3:15.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
5493	Short cuts are rarely admissible but he IS an Olympian Gold Medalist.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5494	The book says his name is Darwin. You can’t make this $#!+ up.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5495	Sandra Day O'Conner requested to be the first	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5496	Climate change is affecting everything. Snowmobiles are not allowed, thank God.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5497	Another highflier? Yeah, I suppose they totally were justified by their works, by their law, and by their faith in your system - and I'm not coveting at all!	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
5498	He took having a snowball’s chance too literal.	1.1591	0.04241	88	75	12	1
5499	He wants to root out the Deep Gate.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
5500	That's just a glitch, it's been happening all morning	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
5501	Another Austrian...	1.1585	0.04743	82	71	9	2
5502	In Heaven we offer pizza and French fries	1.1585	0.04414	82	70	11	1
5503	Wait, I am a snowboarder… can I still come in?	1.1585	0.04058	82	69	13	0
5504	He might have gotten past the Pearly Gates, but he hasn't landed yet.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5505	And he ascended into heaven	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
5506	Claudine Longet's boyfriends have a fast pass.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5507	I’m not much of a skier. Can I go to hell?	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
5508	That's a hell of a way to get here.	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
5509	Akin to cutting the lift line	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5510	Freshman Wing Practice 101. Looks like he’s gonna hit the street of gold, that’s an automatic fail.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5511	That's going to be a penalty for missing the gate.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5512	Hey! No cuts!	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
5513	Ski resorts really need to reconsider their slope names, some are just to literal. The Organ Grinder, Steeper than Hell, Idiot's Delight and they got Heaven's Gate - never disappoints!	1.1584	0.04610	101	89	8	4
5514	Oh, that's just Jesus's nephew Francois.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5515	He’s a ski buddy of St. Peter.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5516	Patience ladies. He will be here shortly	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
5517	Some people think they can just gelandesprung their way into Heaven.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
5518	Heaven's gotten Xtreme	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
5519	When you realize 'eternal rest' can also mean eternal winter sports.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5520	That must be a personal best.	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
5521	Didn’t know the lift went this high.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5522	Oh, fuck!	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
5523	Sure, you can try that way too if you like.	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
5524	I told them not to build a ski jump on Mt. Everest.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5525	He thinks hell will be cold. He doesn’t know it never freezes over.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5526	Oh, those pesky trespassing cloud rack surfers!!!	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5527	Just another line jumper.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5528	Olympic winners get a free pass.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5529	A bat out of hell	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5530	?HEAVEN, I'M IN HEAVEN?	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5531	It's a different interpretation of 'high' occupancy vehicle to dodge the gridlock here.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5532	He's already vetted and a shoo-in for Heaven- he's got global entry.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5533	Her heavenly request was to soar like the "Silver Surfer." Because of Marvel's strict trademark protections, this was the best we could do.	1.1579	0.04568	95	83	9	3
5534	I told him to Shhh when he came through the gates. He misheard me.	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
5535	That's it, we have to build a higher fence to stop Elon from flying back and forth acting as if he owns the place.	1.1579	0.04807	95	84	7	4
5536	Moguls.	1.1579	0.04316	95	82	11	2
5537	Sigh…yes it is indeed God. Sometimes he displays a bit of a “man complex.”	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5538	It’s an express lane.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
5539	Saint Paul was all about the shortcuts.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5540	Uh,oh ! Looks we	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
5541	I’ve seen better than this, but not bad, don’t you agree?	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
5542	The fast track option has no guarantee of a smooth landing.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5543	St. Moritz prefers them to wings.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5544	That’s five-time Olympic gold-medalist Terry Macintosh. He donated all his winnings and gold to local Food Banks.	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
5545	Heads up! Another dare devil trying to jump the line to get through the pearly gates.	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
5546	Looks like another fatal ski accident.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
5547	It's an accelerated program.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5548	Sigh! Only high mountain skiers try this way into Heaven. Its not Blessed!	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
5549	I always wanted to ski. Are there broken legs in Heaven?	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5550	Oh, dear. It looks like Claudine Longet got another one.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5551	Here comes another one.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5552	He's at Heavenly Valley...	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5553	Landing on a cloud never works out.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5554	He doesn't know that's the way we send people to hell.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5555	Skiing is only available with our Platinum Membership	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5556	Don’t worry, we’re building a bigger wall and hall will pay for it!	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
5557	Palestinians get a free pass..	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5558	I guess the ski jump is open again.	1.1573	0.03881	89	75	14	0
5559	Looks like he was skiing E-ZPass.	1.1573	0.04767	89	78	8	3
5560	I refused to let him in until Hell freezes over.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
5561	I told Satan not to build that skate ramp.	1.1573	0.04491	89	77	10	2
5562	It’s an honor to host the event this year.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5563	Of course, diversity, equity, and inclusion gets top billing here.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5564	PAY HER NO HEED. SHE CANNOT ESCAPE.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
5565	Lift tickets are free here in Heaven	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
5566	That "snowball" doesn't have a chance	1.1566	0.04992	83	73	7	3
5567	That's Dale. You'll never guess how he died and went to heaven.	1.1566	0.05279	83	74	5	4
5568	He bought his lift ticket in advance. Robert Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
5569	He will be coming in soon	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
5570	Did you medal?	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
5571	He ‘lol be with us in minute	1.1566	0.04689	83	72	9	2
5572	Ok, the bad new is that reincarnation is true, so don't get too comfy. The good news is that we have a frequent flier program.	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
5573	You should see that event in Hell!	1.1566	0.04364	83	71	11	1
5574	Just passing through on the way to PaganFest.	1.1566	0.04014	83	70	13	0
5575	Just a mogul going straight to hell.	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
5576	is he a god?	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
5577	There’s always one! Too bad the slopes are on the other side of Heaven!	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
5578	Don't worry, he's not sneaking in ahead of you. That's St. Maurice, patron saint of ski jumpers.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5579	Article XI, section 7, sub clause 'Acts of God', no vetting deaths by Avalanche.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5580	Some rejects just won’t accept a “no” from the Big Guy.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5581	Put a pair of skis on him and he	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5582	Not to worry. They always stick the landing faaaar downhill.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5583	We're waiting for his lab work to come back, but yeah.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5584	It’s a hellish descent	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5585	LOL! Nice try. As if it's THAT easy! After the crash, his ass is still at the back of the line.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5586	I think he just missed the last gate	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5587	The nouveau meek come here on holiday.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5588	well! if the bounds on earth can't stop them, who am i to try?	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5589	Skiers souls matter!	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
5590	As you look to your left you’ll see one of the many activities we offer!	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5591	Yes, alas. Hardly the first great sinner to find a loophole to get in here.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5592	It says in here the skis were stolen.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5593	He'll pay later for missing the gate.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5594	Oh no it is another Santa rip off, probaly from Denmark or something	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5595	He must have a season pass to Heavenly Valley.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5596	We tried that and look where we ended up.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5597	I always thought sin city was just a euphemism	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
5598	Don’t mind Elijah. He got bored of the chariot of fire, so now he’s trying skiing.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
5599	Of course there are always shortcuts!	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5600	Speaking of Cher, could that be...?	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5601	Oh, he’s not the first. I warned Him that ‘Ski Heavenly’ was far too accurate a tag line.	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
5602	That’s our new Pre-SkiCheck Program. No need to remove skis, laptops, or liquids.	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
5603	Contrary to popular belief, we do have some Instagram influencers up here.	1.1562	0.03725	96	81	15	0
5604	Good heavens! It's ski season	1.1562	0.04523	96	84	9	3
5605	Oh, that's Lindsey Vonn's guardian angel.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
5606	Some athletes get to bypass the Pearly Gates on their way to heaven.	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
5607	God is on a “skiing” kick. It’s less stressful than his “creating the universe in seven days” phase.	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
5608	I said one word to Job about snow. Now he demands a season pass.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
5609	The effort is commendable, but he is still going right through the clouds back down to earth.	1.1558	0.04914	77	67	8	2
5610	They always think they're beyond the bunny slope."	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5611	Another one who thinks he will survive the meltdown...	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5612	Oops. He thought he was being called to the Pearly Gates in Utah.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5613	Well, it is still a little cooler up here.	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
5614	Those daredevils never stay down in hell.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5615	I'll let Saint Olaf know we have another jumper.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
5616	It says here that missing a gate incurs a penalty.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5617	Those crazy Finns, always got a leg up on everybody!	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
5618	Let’s just pray he doesn’t miss THIS gate	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5619	Even I don’t dream of White Christmases anymore.	1.1556	0.03842	90	76	14	0
5620	That reminds me: do you have life insurance?	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
5621	It used to be all about praying, but break-ins became more creative over the years.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5622	The conditions are spectacular all year round.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
5623	Oh, they worked the sample station at Costco.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5624	It appears that one flew over the cuckoo's nest.	1.1556	0.04444	90	78	10	2
5625	They're jumping the pearly gates.	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
5626	Sonny Bono is enjoying the lack of trees up here.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
5627	We get a lot of extreme sports athletes here.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5628	I told the board the new submission process was to lenient.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
5629	He got too far out over his skis.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
5630	It's not every day you'll see a Black Diamond run to Hell.	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
5631	Congressman Bono still loves it.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
5632	He's going downhill, not up.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5633	Pity...slaloms do a lot better here.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5634	He doesn't know yet, but he's jumped the line.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5635	Send it, bitch!	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
5636	His father always thought he'd settle for sitting at his right side. But, alas, "JayJay" has a taste for the extreme.	1.1548	0.03970	84	71	13	0
5637	It turns out instead of clouds Heaven is located in a time share in Aspen.	1.1548	0.04637	84	73	9	2
5638	They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.	1.1548	0.04936	84	74	7	3
5639	I have just about had it with all these extreme skiers and their near-death experiences.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5640	Yes, climate change is real, even up here. You should see what it's doing to hell!	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5641	This one is not coming back.	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5642	Wow that's taking queue jumping to the next level	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5643	We let our first class citizens do pretty much anything	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5644	We take the whole “high & lifted up” thing literally here in Heaven	1.1548	0.04316	84	72	11	1
5645	He was a Harvard grad.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5646	I'll go over her sins with her later. Here, we prioritize self-care.	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
5647	Too bad there's no snow in hell	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5648	In Life, he was born with a paralyzing disability.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
5649	It appears as if he will not stick the landing.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5650	Not to worry, our iron dome system will take care of any riffraff trying to sneak in.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5651	I warned him not to try that stunt.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5652	‘Aspen pretty much had it won until a last minute endorsement from the big guy won Heaven the right to host the Winter Olympics.”	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
5653	Skiers always skip the wings line.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5654	For heaven's sake, don't be in a rush.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5655	Well,he paid for a private ski lesson so he could cut the line.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5656	Those darn adrenaline junkies! They hear the word "gates" and think it's just another ski hill.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5657	Sorry, folks, he was a Supreme Court Justice.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5658	Yeah, we let him in. We couldn't keep him out	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5659	'YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE WINTER OLYMPICS''	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
5660	She missed the slalom gate, too.	1.1546	0.03971	97	83	13	1
5661	Ironically, the dare-devils found a loophole.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
5662	Even though this is heaven he’s skiing like he’s on fire!	1.1545	0.03462	110	93	17	0
5663	It started as the best ski lodge brochure ever made.	1.1545	0.03462	110	93	17	0
5664	Oh him? He got bronze so we threw him a bone	1.1545	0.03462	110	93	17	0
5665	Oh, it may look impressive to you, but the Russian judges will make the final call.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5666	We thought it’d be fitting to give’m a lift.”	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5667	And I've been saying "shalom" all these years. I guess I was off by one letter.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5668	Nice guy. In the book…Just doesn’t know he’s dead yet.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5669	Must be a new takeoff on January 6th.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5670	He used to jump the ski lift line, too. Did it one time too often, in fact.	1.1538	0.04484	104	92	8	4
5671	I guess you guys should have continued with your skiing lessons.	1.1538	0.04855	78	68	8	2
5672	That's just Jerry, he runs security.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5673	We told him he wasn't ready for a black diamond slope.	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
5674	Lightning lane.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5675	oh damn, sick	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5676	He’s about to find out.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5677	Looks like The Spy Who Loved Me finally met his demise...	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
5678	Your room is at the top of Aspen mountain.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5679	Of course, there are the exceptions!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5680	Applicant: Will we be able to do that too? St Peter: Only if it's the only thing that blisses you out.	1.1538	0.04668	91	80	8	3
5681	Sometimes he just jumpstarts the message.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5682	If he only followed the trail instead of looking for the shortcut	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
5683	I believe scripture says 'Enter through the narrow gate,' not 'Fly near the narrow gate.'	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5684	He's paid the skip-the-line fee.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
5685	Obviously it was disappointing to lose our bid to host the summer games but the committee felt the warmer climate down there was a better fit.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
5686	That's why they call him the border hopper.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5687	Yup, he always overshoots the landing. See you next week Larry!	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
5688	Steroids for sure...	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
5689	The Express Pass is $600.	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
5690	Well that sure is a fine way to skip the line.	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
5691	Happens once a week. They come shootin over the gates only to be met by all their ancestors who’ve been patiently waiting for them these years. They get nagged all the way to the back of the line. You don’t want that reputation for eternity	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
5692	„These are the ones from the black slopes, taking the easy way out“	1.1538	0.04399	91	79	10	2
5693	Those chairlifts keep getting higher every year…	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
5694	The truly blessed don't just skate through life, they also ski into the afterlife.	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
5695	Cloud-skiing has become so popular, it’s worth dying for.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
5696	Pay no mind. That's 'Black Diamond' Eddie. You'll be meeting him shortly.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
5697	Allahu akbar!	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
5698	Unfortunately, the Pearly Gates are a little too short.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
5699	The wings have been giving us a competitive advantage.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5700	Alpen Triangle.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5701	Shall not be, “that’s the last of Super Skier we shall see!” {quoted lyric from Chad Mitchell Trio song [Gibson/Rieser/Rieser] ca. 1961}	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
5702	The triple black diamond is the closest we’ll get to heaven, buckle up!	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
5703	He bought a ski-pass.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
5704	Unfortunately,he continues to go downhill.	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
5705	That ski jump keeps getting more and more extreme.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5706	Pizza!	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5707	That must have been some last run!	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5708	Yup, he scored lift tickets for Heavenly. First run, all powder.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5709	You don’t have to believe in God to go out of bounds.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5710	Downhill not a good choice here!” Kathy Hughes Memphis,T	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
5711	If you can ski the course in under three minutes, you're in!	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
5712	Hell just froze over	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5713	Oh, we call them skillegals.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5714	This time of year we get a lot of clients from Vail and Breckenridge who opted in for "Express Entry".	1.1531	0.03656	98	83	15	0
5715	Looks like we’ve got another one from North Korea…	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5716	They should have never made this new gate so close to Mt Everest	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
5717	Eh, I know a few people who got here that way	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5718	Don't worry, eventually they do down.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
5719	Ok now calling Business Class, Flying Skiers, Group 1 and Group 2 to enter please.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
5720	Little does he know he can't land anywhere inside the gates."	1.1529	0.04881	85	75	7	3
5721	Thats my husband's Soul on those skis! Why is traveling DOWN and not Up , where we are? OOOOOh no!	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
5722	Looks like the camp song had it wrong. You CAN get to heaven on a pair of skis.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
5723	Show off!	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
5724	You can’t bypass the Gate so he’ll end up all the way south.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
5725	We've had to raise the lift ticket prices again. Now they cost your soul.	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
5726	Yeah, he’s pretty radical.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
5727	He got a little ahead of his skis, but there isn't any snow where he is heading	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
5728	You can unlock that with the new DLC	1.1529	0.04585	85	74	9	2
5729	Each entrance is based on how you died.	1.1529	0.03927	85	72	13	0
5730	He's not in Hell yet, but he can see it from there.	1.1528	0.04706	72	62	9	1
5731	That''s Vladimir Sabich.	1.1525	0.03324	118	100	18	0
5732	Good God Almighty...I think that's my neighbor Mitch.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
5733	Ski season has begun in earnest.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
5734	He's been training for this for years . . .	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
5735	You noobs take a look at those parallel french fries, even weight distribution. That's how you ride the deep stuff. And when you enter that gate crank those dins cuz we aren't gonna help find your skis if you yardsale in 36" of blower.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
5736	Sorry, we stopped offering that upgrade package a long time ago.	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
5737	Don't worry, he'll find out: it's all downhill from here.	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
5738	And they were afeared. Sore afraid. Sonny Bono returned.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
5739	It's just Jesus showing off his hidden talents.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5740	X-cloud skiing is becoming popular this Holiday Season.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5741	This is why we don't go skiing.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5742	He must have taken a wrong turn at Aspen and skied off a cliff. That said, we rarely get snowboarders up here.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5743	Slippery silver slopes,a FastPass over the Pearly Gates	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5744	There’s a a reason they call it a Stem Christie.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5745	Easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5746	We don't usually allow skiers in here.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
5747	Ahh. Here comes Sonny Buno at last.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5748	Bypassing the goal line? That will be an additional 10 years wait!.	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5749	Fun fact: The Vatican has a ski team.	1.1522	0.04070	92	79	12	1
5750	This is why the Angels and disciples can’t agree on a new infrastructure bill	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
5751	Yes, onboarding is quicker for some if you do not need to be fitted for wings	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
5752	True passion transcends lifetimes…	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
5753	I'M SORRY, BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR EVERYONE IN YOUR PARTY BEFORE YOU CAN BE SEATED !	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
5754	Jesus and Moses just set up a jump off the Matterhorn, pay them no mind.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
5755	Welcome to Heavenly, Lake Tahoe	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5756	Even here rich people go over the fence.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5757	Oh, sorry. He'll be cutting the line in front of you.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5758	Not to worry - Doping Control is tracking him.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5759	He will soon land in a very deep valley!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5760	My God! That guy even tries to cheat his way in at this Gate.	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
5761	There goes Sonny Bono!	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
5762	HERE CONES THE NEXT CUSTOMER	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5763	Snowbird	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5764	Well, a perfect stem christ-ie lets him jump the line.	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5765	Is this an Olympic year?	1.1515	0.03896	99	85	13	1
5766	Good bye sweet illusion ,i m escaping matrix now.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
5767	There's always a gate one gate crasher, may he rot in hell!	1.1513	0.04071	119	105	10	4
5768	He loves the Olympics...and nobody else is willing to host the Winter Games anymore	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5769	Cheater!	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
5770	Wait till you see the snowboarder.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5771	Ah! Olympic try-outs must have started again.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5772	That must be a fast track to pearly gates.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5773	He bought a season pass in April for the following season	1.1512	0.04223	86	74	11	1
5774	Good form but I’m guessing that points will be deducted for loss of flight stability.	1.1512	0.04535	86	75	9	2
5775	Must be a long downhill run from there!	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
5776	There's no sure quick way of getting in here but that person is pushing the limits.	1.1512	0.03885	86	73	13	0
5777	Sonny Bono	1.1509	0.04195	106	93	10	3
5778	They’ll do anything to get in!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5779	Sorry for the long lines. We've had a increase in business from Vail this season.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5780	Your in luck. It looks like your northern hemisphere's winter rush is just starting.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5781	They arrived via a Black Diamond !	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5782	It's the testament that anyone without a ticket will land badly in heaven." Revelation 0:	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
5783	At ease, ladies. He's on skis, not paraglider.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
5784	We thought that big J thing was a tribute to Jesus.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
5785	I told him it would be a cold day in hell when I let him in here after he strapped rockets to his skis for all those professional races	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5786	Looks like a new world record, but it won't count here.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5787	The Japanese are so light. It's not a fair competition.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5788	He's good. One of King Slolom's fans.	1.1505	0.03728	93	79	14	0
5789	Cupid grew up and took up skiing	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5790	Gotta admire Eddie the Eagle's persistence.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5791	We have a special arrangement with the International Olympic Committee.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5792	Yes,but he will be soon	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5793	Well, at least that's the LAST time he'll take the Lord's name in vain.	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5794	S.O.R.R.Y. That detour doesn't go to heaven	1.1505	0.04310	93	81	10	2
5795	He was accidentally killed on a black diamond run by some beginner snowboarders.	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
5796	He's really taking the piste	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
5797	But what happens when he gets to the bottom?	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
5798	My Dear Brethren, as you can readily witness, some souls take transcendence quite literally.	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
5799	He took The Chairlift to Heaven ….”	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
5800	You’ve arrived just in time for our aprés-ski party.	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
5801	I thought we closed the Luge Loophole.	1.1500	0.05063	80	71	6	3
5802	HE’ s preparing for Bodie Miller!	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
5803	Don't worry. Illegal immigrants are sent to the other place.	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
5804	Mikaela has taken the sky jump again.	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
5805	The Book doesn't mention anything about that so they're free to drop in."	1.1500	0.04017	80	68	12	0
5806	Its so much easier if you can earn your wings.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
5807	Ooops, should not have taken the blue diamond trail	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5808	That's an online-only entry option!	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5809	Oh that's Elon, ever since he founded SpaceX, he usually summers here. With our recent recession he is truly heaven-sent !	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5810	Guess that's one way to sneak through the pearly gates!	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5811	This, too, shall pass !	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
5812	Don't worry, he'll be in the detention center for an eon.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5813	He must have bought the Black Diamond skip-the-line pass.	1.1500	0.04740	80	70	8	2
5814	He thinks he's being clever but they always yardsale on the other side of the gate.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
5815	The Ultimate h	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
5816	Those guys always get access to the express line.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5817	There's nothing in here about cheat codes.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5818	We told you in Hebrews 11:6, the lord rewards those who diligently seek him.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5819	Damnit, I knew I shouldn’t have given up skiiing!!!	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
5820	It wont work. We have an iron dome to prevent the likes of him from getting in.	1.1494	0.03844	87	74	13	0
5821	Our lift tickets are much cheaper	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5822	That won't work. The Redwoods aren't parted!	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5823	What tha Heaven is that?	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5824	The star is landing.	1.1494	0.04486	87	76	9	2
5825	Another one headed down	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5826	Now, we get an avalanche of them each year.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5827	Oh, that's Jesus doing his thing.	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
5828	I hope you can be patient. He was scheduled to be #1 this morning.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
5829	The skiing here is more thrilling than anything on Earth. The hot tub scene, not so much.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5830	Jesus Christ, what the fuck is that?	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5831	Yes, it surprised me too. I thought He would be more of a cross-country guy.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5832	We're on double black diamond.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5833	Sailing over the pearly gates! Why doesn't he have to wait in line like the rest of us?!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5834	Oh, I thought you said 'shush'!	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5835	I guess in heaven the Swiss finally break their neutral stance.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5836	I wanted the express entrance to have curling.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5837	Don’t mind him…sure there’s always one Ski-pping the queue	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
5838	Fresh powder is heaven.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5839	She's not going to land it	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
5840	He’s been trying to avoid the Moguls for years now.	1.1489	0.03692	94	80	14	0
5841	See ya suckers!	1.1486	0.05670	74	67	3	4
5842	...and one day he says he's changing his name to "King Slalom-Man."	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
5843	It's all downhill for that guy. The black course leads straight to hell.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5844	Apparently,that skier found the Mountaintop route.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
5845	Oh, don’t mind that, the Boss has a soft spot for anyone crazy enough to do extreme sports!	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5846	He has TSA Pre.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5847	Oh, for the love of I Am—I told him he needs to pizza, not french fry! You know, this is how he got here in the first place.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5848	Maybe we should stop accepting the Ikon pass.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
5849	Sure, we get lots of cold days up here.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5850	Those X-games are getting too extreme!	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5851	That's Gabriel. He thinks he's got a chance of qualifying for the Olympics.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
5852	People these days! Always trying to find an easy way in.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5853	Another errant jumper. I always catch them at après ski.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
5854	Eddie the Angel	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
5855	Who's taking the over and who's taking the under?	1.1481	0.04121	108	95	10	3
5856	He is going straight to the Mountain	1.1481	0.04343	81	70	10	1
5857	It’s our new Pre-Checked Option.	1.1481	0.03972	81	69	12	0
5858	There he goes again, practice makes perfect	1.1478	0.03546	115	99	15	1
5859	Elite Status Frequent Flyer	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5860	Some people like to get here early...	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5861	Rosalyn Carter!	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5862	In downsizing, we got a good deal on this new Pearly Gates location next to an Olympic Training Center.	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
5863	Well, he's gliding downhill.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5864	Membership benefits of ski-in, ski-out.” Kristie Wolf-Meyers, Manhattan, N	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5865	I knew we should've taken the Ski lift to Heaven instead of the stairs	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
5866	That's the athletes' "Fast Pass" lane.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
5867	Adrenaline and patience don't cooperate. It’s killing me.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5868	Sure hope he is wearing his helmet.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
5869	After the gates were closed they'd try anything to get into Canada.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5870	If you're going fast enough, you can skate past the gates	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5871	He’s gotta stop flying down the bunny slope.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5872	I'm still waiting for approval to build a wall.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
5873	That’s one of those billionaires that thinks he can do anything. He’s getting sent back and he might want to take those winter cloths off.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
5874	Sadly,oft pissed.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5875	Oh yes, the helicopter-skiing trend is getting more aggressive these days. Don't worry, these types "apres ski" waaay farther downhill.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
5876	That’s the Global Entry line.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
5877	John Paul II is a speed demon.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5878	Not completely transitioned to heaven yet, maybe the next run.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
5879	For some sports there’s an express lane.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
5880	A skier has no barricades to heaven!!	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
5881	Avant-ski? Non Merci.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
5882	Oh yeah, sick gnar gets you automatic entry. Did I leave that part out of the book? My bad.	1.1474	0.04725	95	85	6	4
5883	There may be an imposter among us... soon.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
5884	Don’t be alarmed, there is no back door.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
5885	Sorry. Frankincense,gold and myrrh are old school.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
5886	Looks like a new record, but let's wait for results from his doping test.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5887	That’s the FastPass line.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5888	No bueno, Señor Bono....	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5889	Be grateful. He's headed downhill.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
5890	New boots. Good form...but he still will have to pass thru the gates.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5891	He must be an Olympian.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
5892	He’s really off piste!	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5893	Mountains,that a GREAT idea!	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
5894	I can't slow down! Earrrl!	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
5895	So yeah, Capital "G" enjoys Super-G.	1.1471	0.04271	102	90	9	3
5896	Gold Medals get a pass.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
5897	Welcome to Heavenly Valley, where the snow is pure, and the instructors are naughty.	1.1468	0.04086	109	96	10	3
5898	I've been saying we need to do something about the giant ski jump facing heaven for centuries now.	1.1467	0.04113	75	64	11	0
5899	He bought the weekend pass.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
5900	Yes, but with the two hemispheres, it turns out to be a fairly steady stream.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5901	I agree - sometimes, the jumps are a little high.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
5902	That is for our elite diamond members.	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5903	They set a new record every day.	1.1463	0.04631	82	72	8	2
5904	Jean-Claude has found a new use for his cloud.	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
5905	Never saw that much snow before!	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
5906	to get to heaven, ski like hell!	1.1463	0.03927	82	70	12	0
5907	You hadn't heard bout our unsuccessful Winter Olympic bid?	1.1463	0.04293	82	71	10	1
5908	Well, he won't be ascending again any time soon.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5909	To every season, turn turn turn	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5910	The Winter Olympics is a very busy time for us.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5911	Different strokes for different folks.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5912	Ugh another biathlon mishap	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5913	He was twenty-two when he entered his first ski competition. And now he's dead!	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5914	It's actually epic tricks that are next to godliness.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5915	High flying millenial incoming	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
5916	I guess he wasn’t ready for the black diamond	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5917	Every thousand years someone finds a loophole..." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cali	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5918	Users of the Expert Slope get an expedited entry.	1.1461	0.03765	89	76	13	0
5919	He'll go to the back of the line like everyone else.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5920	God has a new hobby.	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
5921	He's the one that signed that big contract 9 years and 364 days ago.	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5922	He'll need to do at least a 540 if he wants to get out of purgatory.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5923	Soo, this is where they disapeared!	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5924	Oh, that's just how Michael the Archangel travels these days.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
5925	It won’t work!	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5926	Saint Gravity will bring him down to where he belongs.	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
5927	That's our diamond lane, black diamond.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5928	Oh, I see someone's jumping to the head of the line again.	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5929	From the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
5930	He's out of dress code.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5931	Closer to god than you three.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
5932	Those who do well in heaven get to go to MegaHeaven	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5933	He seems in a hurry	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
5934	The absence of chairlift lines is a plus, but he does miss the moguls.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5935	A righteous send covers a multitude of sins.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5936	Do you want a half-day lift ticket, or a full-day?	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
5937	'later loosers!'	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
5938	Some days He just likes to recall His days as an Olympian	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5939	Coming in for a tough landing!	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5940	Jeez, his Dad should never have given him skis for Christmas!	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
5941	I guess we need to build the wall alittle higher.	1.1456	0.04232	103	91	9	3
5942	Yes, he’s cutting the line but how do you suggest we punish him?	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
5943	It’s one of the perks you can get if you build up enough point.	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
5944	The snowboarders never make it.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
5945	Hope he has his passport.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5946	Finally,a winner in the Claudine Longet Invitational.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5947	Are you kidding me?!	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
5948	That must be Heavenly Ski Resort in Lake Tahoe!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
5949	Go big or go home! Too big. . . .	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
5950	So gays DO go to heaven	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
5951	Approaching the final gate while missing non on course.	1.1455	0.03377	110	94	16	0
5952	You should have sought out the Holy Vail like that guy!	1.1447	0.04474	76	66	9	1
5953	That’ also how he got into burning man	1.1447	0.04063	76	65	11	0
5954	And to think we were all amazed when the guy jumped 60 meters at St. Moritz in '28. Seems like yesterday.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5955	He has an Ikon pass.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5956	Because he was better than you.	1.1446	0.03884	83	71	12	0
5957	Oh, that's Icarus. He just enjoys the trip.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5958	When God shuts a door it means he doesn't want to watch the Olympics.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5959	It was either be a good person or be great at ski jumps. What, you didn’t get the full memo?	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5960	Some amenities you can’t get in the other place.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
5961	Oh, he's just another "agony of defeat" skier.	1.1446	0.04245	83	72	10	1
5962	Hell-uv-a heli-skier!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5963	Gate Control to Central, launch drones.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5964	Oh, that's JC making his morning run .... Jean-Claude, that is...	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5965	Dammit. Beelzebub is at it again!	1.1444	0.04886	90	81	5	4
5966	He paid for the express entry	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
5967	Remember him coming toward us and shouting "Give me a break?"	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5968	Talk about a crazy guy!!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5969	Pay no attention, that’s Hell for people with a fear of heights.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5970	Wow, he missed the gate.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5971	That one way to get around the Pearly Gates!	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5972	We have a very active action sports community.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5973	'"Suzy Chapstick is always pulling shit like that."	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5974	No, Pete, we can't electrify the fence, it'll put off the newcomers." Nobody ever listens. Anyway, sorry, do you spell Jon with or without an H	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5975	He didn’t want to stand in line for his wings.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5976	Yes we have decided to build our resort in a ski mountain. We hope you enjoy the complimentary hot cocoa for only $5.99 a cup.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
5977	What next!”	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5978	The Bible foretold of this now step aside.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
5979	Everyone’s gonna be piste off at that guy for skipping the line.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
5980	We’re Beta testing an Easy Pass.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
5981	Oh yeah you'll see the odd one of them. They have to keep going higher cause of climate change.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5982	Oh,him? That	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
5983	Oh him? That’s George. He bought our Heavenly Resort Season Pass….	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
5984	Earl could always be counted on for a truly grand finale.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5985	Top 1%	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
5986	You know I heard he’s retiring from the sport	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
5987	He has an athlete's quota	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
5988	And on your left, Sonny Bono of the famed duo Sonny and Cher.	1.1443	0.03587	97	83	14	0
5989	Athletes can sometimes bypass entrance exams.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
5990	He survived the ski run, then died from too-hot chocolate at the lodge.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
5991	Cheeky little devil.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
5992	Dang it,those extreme sports enthusiasts are always finding ways of getting in here I hadn’t thought of.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
5993	Whizee! I'm going straight to Heaven.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
5994	Psalm 121 A song of ascents. I lift up my eyes to the hills-- where does my help come from?	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
5995	No we only have Sonny, Cher couldn't make it	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
5996	I told Him there would issues with the re-zoning.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
5997	Yes it's great, no lift tickets required.	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
5998	Don't worry, he's not trespassing, he already bought the Indulgence.	1.1429	0.04014	77	66	11	0
5999	We made an exception on the standard uniform for Vinko Bogataj.	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
6000	He was hit by a snowplow right after winning the gold medal. He's still on cloud 9.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
6001	Oh, Epstein didn't kill himself. You see there was... wait, where's Shelly?	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
6002	That's Spider Sabich. He's safe up here.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6003	He was still saved by faith, but requested a grand entrance and it was granted.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
6004	Still not heeding my warning even here...at least there aren't any trees he can hit.	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
6005	Dang it! I told him to stop showing off!	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
6006	He’s on an eternal orbit.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
6007	Earth hasn’t figured out that we’ll be hosting the Winter Olympics in 2030.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
6008	So over the hill.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
6009	Sorry, Black Diamond members get a fast pass	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
6010	Don't worry. There's an electric force field.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
6011	He’ll be here soon.” Beckett (age 9	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
6012	Reminding you, I didn't say, "If you see something, say something."	1.1429	0.04419	77	67	9	1
6013	These black diamond skiers think they are above the law...well...turns out, they are.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
6014	Unless he sticks the landing, he'll have to wait in line, too.	1.1429	0.04370	105	94	7	4
6015	Looks like ‘flew’ Season has started.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6016	Sometimes the Contenential Divide and the Great Divide are one in the same.	1.1429	0.04835	91	82	5	4
6017	Watch the skies!	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
6018	You’ll need a vacation too after a few years here.	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
6019	Sure, he beat the world's record, and then lost it all in the same moment.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6020	For cutting line, I’m afraid where they’re going will feel like the opposite of where they just left.	1.1429	0.03553	98	84	14	0
6021	Blessed are the ski jumpers for theirs will be the kingdom of heaven.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
6022	You needn't worry about the queue jumper. He only has a day pass.	1.1429	0.04833	84	75	6	3
6023	"There's always one who thinks the powder's in Hell."	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
6024	Any Kennedy that is worthy of entrance seems to come in that way . . .	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
6025	Look! It's the Bruno Mars shortcut to heaven	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
6026	And now the end is here And I face that final curtain I've lived a life that's full I did it my way	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6027	Well, it’s only “ski-in” if you’ve got an Epic Pass.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
6028	This image has no potential and the winner will be lame again	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6029	skier in the sky	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
6030	We occasionally get a "shoosh, boom" arrival. The clouds here look a lot like deep powder.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6031	His parents got him an early decision admission.	1.1429	0.03841	84	72	12	0
6032	Crashing the gate like that will lead skiers down a slippery slope to hell.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
6033	Almighty on his ski trip.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
6034	He called his last run. God answered. Rosemary Smith Englewood, CO faulkner200@gmail.com	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
6035	Looks like we have another line-cutter!	1.1429	0.04198	84	73	10	1
6036	‘If you can prove which way he’s facing you get in free.’	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
6037	There's another one that should've stuck to the bunny slope.	1.1416	0.03949	113	100	10	3
6038	Must be one of those AI skiiers.	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
6039	I waaant my twooo dolllllars...!	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
6040	Incoming Drone!	1.1415	0.03401	106	91	15	0
6041	That is the sign we needed	1.1415	0.04118	106	94	9	3
6042	... and once youve earned your wings you can trade, just like Clarence.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
6043	I’ll see him at the top of the mountain and get my revenge for his gliding past me	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
6044	Ski-jumping/sky-jumping...tomayto/tomarto.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
6045	She broke the record for the Lake Tahoe Heavenly Ski Resort long jump competition.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
6046	You'll just need to be extra careful around Gwyneth during the winter months.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
6047	Hitler's getting desperate	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
6048	And the Lord said	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
6049	Yes, he's on the winter special plan.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
6050	There goes Sonny showing how he got here.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
6051	Oh, he has a seasons pass.	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
6052	Sonny Bono is still attempting to complete his time trial.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
6053	Red Bull gives you wiiiiinngggs!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
6054	Guess Eddie the Eagle's last ride didn't go so well.	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
6055	We told Sonny Bono to be careful!	1.1413	0.04256	92	81	9	2
6056	We do TSA PostCheck."	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
6057	Only in Heaven are those delivery drones so realistically human!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
6058	Winter tourists!	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
6059	It doesn’t need one. It reminds me of Cha. Addams.	1.1413	0.03652	92	79	13	0
6060	It would appear hang time is next to godliness too	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
6061	Again? To hell with these guys!!	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
6062	We're gonna need some rewrites...	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
6063	High skies to get the hell out of lodge!!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
6064	He'll regret it when he finds out it doesn't snow here.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
6065	He thinks this is his last slalom gate.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
6066	He's in automatically. I can see he's not dressed for Hell.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
6067	I think he’s going to miss the gate!	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
6068	You might be surprised. It's not that unusual!	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
6069	No snowboarders allowed…	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
6070	He will be disqualified for missing the Pearly Gates."	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
6071	No steez. A styled out 180 over this any day.	1.1412	0.04152	85	74	10	1
6072	Wings are available in a range of sizes, or you could choose the Swiss Option.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
6073	I guess it's snowing in hell.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
6074	It's Sonny Bono	1.1410	0.04366	78	68	9	1
6075	I told you we should have applied for Nexus…	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
6076	Welcome to paradise, watch out for Gwyneth and her sudden moves.	1.1410	0.04732	78	69	7	2
6077	A rare double sighting el nino & El Nino!	1.1408	0.04616	71	62	8	1
6078	Sorry, we are now a for profit business. That will be $1 to use the bathroom and $100 to join the apres ski party.	1.1408	0.04158	71	61	10	0
6079	He paid an expedite fee	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
6080	...And then there is the White Privilege Ploy.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
6081	He likes to pretend He's a ski jumper	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
6082	Oh, don't mind Gabriel. He prefers giant slalom to Christmas concert practice.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
6083	Me going back in time to stop the fire of the library of alexandria!!!!!	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
6084	Skee-sus Christ!	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
6085	He's A Superstar .	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
6086	Another ski jumper gets to see some gold.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
6087	It's the greatest trick the devil ever pulled.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
6088	Yea, it’s a bit deceptive, that’s part of a time share deal, so he’s actually in hell.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
6089	Well,I guess it’s all downhill from here.	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
6090	Another shooting star —-NOT!	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
6091	She's flying but missed the gate to go straight downhill.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
6092	Oh him? He has a religious IKON pass.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
6093	This is one gate he won’t sail past.	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
6094	Just like the Republican Party, I created a fence for a calm and controlled access between heaven and earthly life. But there's always someone who slips by.	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
6095	Damn those pesky "Hell-i" skiers....	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
6096	That’s one way to avoid the line.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
6097	That's what happens if you jump TOO high.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6098	Why was he given ski's 7 we had to wait in line? Did he win an Olympic event?	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6099	Missed the from the starting gate....	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6100	Yet another non believer getting out over his skis	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
6101	He doesn't end up sticking the landing and dies...so he's just gonna wind up in hell anyway.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
6102	Sir, I think you're off-piste...	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6103	Oops, God. And he looks piste.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
6104	I'm having second thoughts. Apparently I still have a fear of heights.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6105	They have E-Z Bless.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
6106	George Nilsson: forgot to pizza slice	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6107	Sonny Bono does a fly-over every day. He came to us fully-equipped years ago.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6108	Alas, it was not an Olympic year and Fred had gone too far.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
6109	All souls. Everywhere.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6110	Book your package today for a chance to meet Gwyneth Paltrow.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
6111	He’s running late and will be here very shortly. He wants you to start without him!	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
6112	Must be the Olympics, many end up here at that time"	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
6113	Don’t mind him, he’s a Medium clairvoyant, that’s just how they come and go	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6114	Me first!	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
6115	He's sneaking in, and that's no way to get to Heaven.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
6116	Don’t worry. If he sticks the landing, it’ll be in Hell.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
6117	Don't worry. He got over his skis at Heavenly and he'll land at Purgatory.	1.1395	0.04726	86	77	6	3
6118	He's on our black funeral trail.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
6119	If you are the 3 wise men, how come he's skiing?	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
6120	Oh my, he's back trying to sneak into Heaven!	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
6121	What he does not know is that sharks go to heaven, too.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
6122	He now holds the record of skiing down the highest ski jump ever.	1.1395	0.04106	86	75	10	1
6123	He’s been enlightened indeed.	1.1395	0.03758	86	74	12	0
6124	Hmmm. Not sure. Perhaps Taylor Swift's last boyfriend?	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
6125	He's on our cross-firmament team.	1.1392	0.04675	79	70	7	2
6126	I knew he should have mastered “pizza” before moving on to “french fries”!	1.1392	0.04314	79	69	9	1
6127	He's been disqualified already 3 stages for Deadly Sins.	1.1391	0.03469	115	100	14	1
6128	Some people are trying to kill themselves twice around here. I swear to God.	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
6129	I guess we really do have a northern border crisis.	1.1386	0.04229	101	90	8	3
6130	It’s his new way to come to us at Christmas time. He doesn’t need snow of course.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
6131	This isn't Trump's wall....everyone has to go through me!	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
6132	You call them ski poles; I call them "God's Toothpicks."	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
6133	Oh no, it looks like Bono!	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
6134	It's God. Rough year. Needs a break.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
6135	Yeah, they got the "Holy Trinity" Pass	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
6136	Brevis illa recta ad infernum vadit.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
6137	Eddie the Eagle seeems to be making a comeback	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6138	Didn't notice the door was open did you? That's why the skier is there.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6139	Don’t worry about that Escher guy—he’s not jumping the line; he’s actually leaving.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
6140	Guess they didn’t tell you that your fast line Disney tickets work here.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6141	Another one flying too close to the sun! Will be joining us soon.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6142	This is a volunteer from our quick access pilot program.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6143	You can’t win in slalom if you miss a gate.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
6144	You should see Him in the Terrain Park!	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
6145	The Man has a fondness for Big Air jumpers.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
6146	Doesn't he know that the pearly gate is the highest penalty?	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6147	We open the ski hills for 2 weeks during the holidays and then it’s back to summer.	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
6148	You wouldn't believe how many times that happens	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6149	You must be this rad to enter.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
6150	I've been telling the guys out back for years that we need a taller fence.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
6151	Looks like the sledder found himself a new home. Calvin, San Deigo California	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
6152	Look up to the ski.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
6153	Yes it's unfortunate but true, If you were a hotdogger on earth you become a super hotdogger here in heaven.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
6154	Wow! That's quite the ski jump at the new Olympic Training Center!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
6155	Damn that ski wax!	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
6156	Oh yes, Elijah. He traded in the chariot forty years ago and acts like the bad guy in an 80s movie ever since. Don't make any bets with him, he doesn't even touch the snow.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
6157	That’s Satan. This changes everything about Heaven. You won’t want to live here now. If I were you I would run.	1.1379	0.04062	87	76	10	1
6158	Oh, that's just Lucifer, don't worry. He loves to come up here and 'chill' with extreme sports. Falls badly within 60 seconds, every time	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
6159	Sky's the limit, isn't it?	1.1379	0.03718	87	75	12	0
6160	I always thought gluttony was a petty and expensive sin to punish.” “Corporate merger?” “No. The boss’s son had a chat with him about the need for ‘restorative’ justice.	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
6161	Uh-oh. This one's going to miss the gate.	1.1375	0.03875	80	69	11	0
6162	That's how you died!	1.1375	0.04263	80	70	9	1
6163	If you want to get a season’s pass, your judgement will have to be impeccable.	1.1375	0.04620	80	71	7	2
6164	His hot chocolate awaits beyond these pearly gates	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
6165	Just testing the cloud cover	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
6166	I think he took Route 66	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
6167	Welcome to Black Diamond at the Pearly Gates	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
6168	There's that Jean-Claude Killy again, practicing for his Olympic Pearly Gates event!	1.1373	0.03424	102	88	14	0
6169	Fun fact: Sony Bono died at Heavenly Mountain Ski Resort but that's not him.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
6170	He’s got the IKON pass, he’s good.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
6171	That guy has nothing to do with anything, and by the way, I never win these things anyway.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
6172	He missed the gate, so he's disqualified.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6173	I believe he was aiming for Zeus and Mount Olympus	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6174	Brett misjudged the height of the jump. It's a good thing that wasn't a snowboard...	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6175	Just arriving, this year’s top athlete for extreme cloud skiing!	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6176	He'll be here any minute, about to crash.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6177	Let's make that a true daily double, Ale	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
6178	We get a lot busier during the XGames.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6179	he surely bought the extreme sports package	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
6180	We just joined Epic.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
6181	Whoever convinces Sonny he’s no longer skiing on that hill gets a free get out of hell card.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
6182	No, it's not all downhill once you enter the Pearly Gates.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
6183	OMG! This one's skipped the line!	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
6184	God! the “après skiers” are breaking the line again!	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
6185	They get to skip the line because they have the Ikon pass.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
6186	Don’t worry, this is only halfway down the Devil’s Sphincter.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
6187	Bring me my laminated Skis : Bring me my privileged nonstop Flight: Bring me my Poles: O ungroom'd clouds! Bring me the Pass that is my right! [apologies to William Blake]	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
6188	This is taking hot-dogging to a new level.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
6189	That particular all-inclusive package is no longer available	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
6190	Duck! No, wait…	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
6191	#contest “I’m on the list. Check again”	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
6192	« She avoided collision with an optometrist «	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
6193	No, I said slalom, not Solomon.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
6194	Test it on your wrist first, will ya, Joe?	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
6195	The Norwegians want a seat at the table again.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
6196	We’re hosting the next winter games since it doesn’t snow on earth anymore.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
6197	This may be a case where the boss will indulge him."	1.1358	0.04565	81	72	7	2
6198	I think its time to to update the 10 commandments. #11: no ski-jumping into heaven.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
6199	The do-gooders are really pissed about the Epic Pass deal!	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
6200	He enrolled in Pearly Gates PreCheck when he moved to Aspen.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
6201	Now take Franz up there…for him it’s perpetual snow	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
6202	Looks like the big guy is taking the day off.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
6203	Our ski team tryouts are this week.	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
6204	And that's why they call it Heaven.	1.1358	0.03830	81	70	11	0
6205	There she goes, overusing our amenities again.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
6206	Damn, I knew I should have gotten TSA	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
6207	I know DEI is sanctioned by the Almighty but really?	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
6208	You should’ve stuck to the bunny slope.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
6209	We built a wall, but they still find a way in.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
6210	Hmmm...he's a little late this afternoon.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
6211	Oh don't worry about that, he's just testing the new celestial ski slope.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
6212	He'll be going straight down the black slope	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
6213	Talk about jumping the shark	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
6214	Gosh darn it .. another one tried skiing off Mount Everest again	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
6215	Don’t worry my child, those long lift lines are only in the other place…	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
6216	Holy fucking Jesus	1.1351	0.04440	74	65	8	1
6217	Oops, another extreme descent in the wrong direction.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
6218	He's not staying. Just another wealthy helicopter skier passing through. He'll be back without the skies soon enough.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
6219	He is on his way to our gates, and will be here soon.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
6220	He could have waited for the zip line to be installed next week.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
6221	He tithed 5 back diamonds	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6222	He has a ski pass.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6223	He's on fast-track admission.	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
6224	If you want in, you just can’t tell him Cher won’t make it	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6225	Just a moment. Is this heaven or hell?	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6226	Never mind them...their landing is a distant fall down	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6227	Am I fired?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
6228	Heaven is closer than you think.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6229	That’s not fair. We don’t ski.	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
6230	Yeah, he does that a lot.	1.1348	0.03641	89	77	12	0
6231	Heli-skier. Don't worry, he'll just drop off the other side.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
6232	I think that guy's balls are out	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
6233	Oh, Jesus has been taking lessons.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
6234	We were hoping to go ?	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
6235	It's a slippery slope.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
6236	Heaven's Gate. Slalom Gate. He was never too sure.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
6237	Don't mind him.....last week he tried to rollerskate past me, but he's still got to face the Book of Truth like all the rest, after he lands.	1.1341	0.04512	82	73	7	2
6238	That's Charles Addams. He found a loophole.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
6239	He missed the slalom gate AND the Pearly Gate.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
6240	Yes Norah,it is ski in/ski out.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
6241	Should we be all the same after death, shouldn't we?	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
6242	I’m not quite sure how he gets up there in the first place.	1.1341	0.04165	82	72	9	1
6243	The human spirit knows no bounds.	1.1341	0.03787	82	71	11	0
6244	I always get stuck working on St. Peter's day off.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
6245	I don’t know what Sonny’s trying to prove. You’re still gonna be dead if you ski the Kingdom of Heaven without hitting any trees, ya friggin’ mook! This guy, I tell you. Anyway, book says you’re going to Hell, no bazinga.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
6246	He's clean.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
6247	He runs the snow machines so technically it's not man-made.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
6248	It's just a new passion.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
6249	And there goes Saint Anders, keeper of the Skis of the Kingdom.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
6250	…and on Wednesdays and Fridays we offer X-Games ski jumping.	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
6251	That’s the Down Hell Skier.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
6252	We've always had a soft spot for the Jean-Claude Killys of the world.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
6253	That´s Schumacher , he just arrived	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
6254	Now that's sweet??	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
6255	Don't worry... it's just another paragraph Olympian skier hot dogging."	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
6256	I wish you well.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
6257	Oh, that's the Yellowstone Club's heaven.Clouds start at $15 million."	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
6258	I bet you're wishing you'd signed up for our version of EZ-Pass!	1.1333	0.03333	120	105	14	1
6259	Well, that's one possibility.	1.1333	0.03844	105	93	10	2
6260	oh that guy? we normally kick him out by the afternoon. anyway, yeah we have it here that you jacked it to simpsons hentai, sorry man rules are rules.	1.1333	0.04777	75	67	6	2
6261	“That’s just one of the new zodiac signs”	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
6262	He promises the conditions will be excellent.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6263	Earth bound flyover. You'll get used to it. The hot air balloons are less dangerous.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
6264	Most Polish folk come in this way.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6265	Snow way buddy, flake off!	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
6266	Of course the one guy who couldn't parallel park on Earth gets a celestial mogul run in heaven. Where's my harp concerto in the stratosphere, huh?	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
6267	Coyotes always outmaneuver surveillance.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6268	Just a reminder that it's downhill all the way from here	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6269	We usually give them the benefit of the doubt.	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
6270	Naughty,nice,it doesn’t matter, I’m not That guy!	1.1333	0.03603	90	78	12	0
6271	Heaven is now included on the Ikon pass.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6272	Surprised he didn’t my mention, he’s also a ski instructor!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6273	as you can see , there a lot of snow in heaven ! Next !	1.1333	0.04240	90	80	8	2
6274	He didn’t even know he was siiiiiick!	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
6275	Defies the song "You can't get to heaven on a pair of skiis"	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
6276	Plus, all the skiing here is off piste.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6277	Sorry you have to wait in line so long but I have been waiting for Peter to get back from purgatory. But here he comes flying through the gates now,” said Paul.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
6278	JC is taking the day off to go skiing! Laura Miller-Lenoir NC	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6279	Don’t worry, Jesus has a shotgun got this exact reason.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6280	Hey, when you’re spending eternity on this fluffy white stuff, you look for diversions.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6281	TSA precheck..	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
6282	It's our Black Diamond Pre-Screen Lane. It's still in Beta.	1.1327	0.04263	98	88	7	3
6283	Impressive, yes. But unfortunately he won’t be admitted unless he dies.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6284	Jared, again, that’s not how it works. Your sweet tricks don’t work here.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6285	That must be Timothy, who paid extra to fly Business Class	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
6286	No, it is not Sonny Bono.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
6287	Someone is in a hurry to get here!	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
6288	Don’t worry, we have ICE here too.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
6289	The agony of defeat does not apply.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
6290	That's the fifth one today. He also wiped out on a tree at Ajax.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
6291	I've got to talk to Giotto about the picture plane	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
6292	High jump's ultimate: Gate crashing.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
6293	He was always late, including in his last competition.	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
6294	Biblically accurate skier	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
6295	Lui ha lo Skypass	1.1325	0.04118	83	73	9	1
6296	Make some room in line for the champion.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
6297	He is enrolled in Hallo Prime	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
6298	We are running a special for season ticket holders.	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
6299	Don’t worry. Just because it’s ski week doesn’t mean I’ll let them skip the long line. And that one’s never going to stick the landing.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
6300	Oh yeah, that's the Kennedy kid who died playing ski-football. A lot of people don't know this, but God really loves ski-football. He thinks it's tight. And if you die playing it because you hit a tree, you automatically get in, no matter what.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
6301	Good OR Steezy. Both get you in.	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
6302	whoops	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
6303	Even evangelical skiers need sharp edges to navigate these gates	1.1319	0.03566	91	79	12	0
6304	Don’t worry. Our security is foolproof.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
6305	Grrrrreat, now we gotta deal with this guy	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
6306	Someone’s getting over their skis	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
6307	Oh yeah! We’ve got it all up here—from shalom to slalom.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
6308	His pass gets him early access to the liftlines	1.1319	0.04196	91	81	8	2
6309	Yes, I can see how you'd feel that way, but at these altitudes, I'm confident that once you've tried her patented Thermsulate® base layer under your robes, all will be forgiven.	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
6310	If you are a snowboarder take the elevator to the bottom floor.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
6311	Powder the gnar gnars.	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
6312	Little known fact, you automatically get in if you can get over the gates…	1.1313	0.03412	99	86	13	0
6313	Making one last run before he goes... well... you know.	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
6314	whoa that man is tiny!	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
6315	Looks like Moses is back from the cloud with 10 Essential Principles for a Fulfilling and Ethical Eternity	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
6316	Good try—but he’ll get expelled without the heavenly night shirt.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
6317	What in the heavens?!	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
6318	Bankers get to see what they could have won	1.1310	0.04072	84	74	9	1
6319	He does that every year	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
6320	His powder is bitchin’	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
6321	Coolio!	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
6322	Just racing to the finish line.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
6323	He just didn't realize that the jump off the mountain would take him all the way up here.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
6324	When people pry for snow they really mean it!	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
6325	Neat looking clouds you have here	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
6326	I take it you opted out of ski pass this season?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
6327	Whoever said you have to be a good person to get in wasn’t accounting for skis.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
6328	This is First Heaven, 7th Heaven has ski slopes.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
6329	Oh, that’s Mark Girardelli. I haven’t heard of him either.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
6330	If you're a sports fan, tell him he earned his wings on the ski jump.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
6331	After cutting off the Lord last week, he won't need those skis where he's going.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
6332	Yeah, our real estate agent really screwed us up!	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
6333	Some people just skate through life, don't they?	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
6334	For heaven’s sake - What a ski jump!	1.1300	0.03380	100	87	13	0
6335	We can only take you if you can do Giant Slalom.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
6336	He thrives on his daredevil reputation.	1.1300	0.03380	100	87	13	0
6337	That? That's not even half the most mysterious way.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
6338	Schuss, there goes JC Killy.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
6339	I wonder if he can stick the landing?	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
6340	To receive asylum, you must show me that you have applied for asylum in another location, say purgatory.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
6341	We must not forget the gate factor adjustment for your final score.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
6342	Exclusive ski in/ski out opportunities at Heaven’s Gate!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
6343	I didn’t realize we take the IKON pass up here.	1.1299	0.03856	77	67	10	0
6344	Why does that make me think of my mom?	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
6345	I feel like he doesn't know what he's doing.	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
6346	I'll have what she's having	1.1299	0.04276	77	68	8	1
6347	ONE FLEW OVER THE COCKOO'S NEST	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
6348	Enjoy the moment. . . he is heading down...	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
6349	...Another ski death.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
6350	You wouldn't believe how many lost helli-skiiers get saved.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
6351	They sneak up the stairway to heaven by skiing backcountry.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
6352	A gate crasher, but at least he didn't come from the Other place.	1.1294	0.04361	85	76	7	2
6353	Those new short skis must really have super powers!	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
6354	May the gnar be with you.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
6355	One must always be aware of the outlier	1.1294	0.04027	85	75	9	1
6356	Jerry... Ah, there he is.	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
6357	There is no testing for steroids in Heaven.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
6358	We don't get much of that, but it comes from a recent revision of scripture: Let he who is without sin ski-jump into heaven.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
6359	Well, there are some of them out there I have no control over".	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
6360	Don't worry... He's just passing through!!!	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
6361	That's Hunter Biden!!!!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
6362	The rumors are true: God loves cocaine.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
6363	Oh, don't worry about that - the drones will get him.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
6364	Well, after resting on the seventh day, that was pretty much it.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
6365	Illegal immigration is a problem here too.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
6366	Look at him. Look at Jesus go. And Heaven is a black diamond. Even for him, that's a God damned miracle.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
6367	Our border patrol will have him expelled out of the gate behind me momentarily.	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
6368	It is just some down time for the Supreme Being	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
6369	Oh, that's Jackson, he comes through another entrance at full speed and with a loud shriek. He's tried many times but this may be it.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
6370	It's Jesus who thinks he's Jean Claude Killy!	1.1290	0.04385	93	84	6	3
6371	In heaven, the real joy isn't skiing downhill — it’s chucking at everyone else who thought they could conquer the slopes…and failed spectacularly.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
6372	Souls in line: “Is it a bird, or a plane?” God: “No, it’s that darn kid from Phoenix making a video for his Instagram page. First time in snow…make room for him please.”	1.1287	0.04142	101	91	7	3
6373	Whoops, hold on -- I've gotta sign for this Guinness delivery.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
6374	Watch your step inside the gate.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
6375	He's from Australia. He really did die and go to heaven.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
6376	Ah- they’re part of our resort package.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
6377	It’s less fun when we have to visit them for the warm weather sports…	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
6378	It is a suicide race for him!	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
6379	Another compelling piece of evidence supporting the existence of Jesus.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
6380	Jesus didn’t want to try the reindeer. He went straight to the skis.	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
6381	Type-A's enter through more challenging gates.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
6382	Don't be jealous, he still has to do the slalom event.	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
6383	ETA is 5 minutes and counting	1.1282	0.04602	78	70	6	2
6384	should've taken those skiing classes seriously, mates	1.1282	0.03810	78	68	10	0
6385	Arc angel incoming	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
6386	Jump of a lifetime.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
6387	I had no other choice. I knew my name was not in the book of life.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
6388	Don't worry, she's just passing through--Gold Metal win, you know?	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
6389	Yeah, every year we have one or two, but we never worry. They find here too boring to stay.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
6390	He was a good man.	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6391	Oh, yes, it's that time of year when we relocate up a couple of clouds...	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6392	Fresh powder days bring Me more applicants!”	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6393	Extreme sports enthusiasts can be fast-tracked in.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
6394	That’s a practice flight; no angel wings yet.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6395	Hot Dog!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6396	Should we wait?	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
6397	That is not an Aspen Ski Instructor,that	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6398	He must have realized that the 'Lake of Fire' is nothing like Tahoe.	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
6399	It's just an illusion. He is actually ascending.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6400	If you wanted "warmer" weather, you should not have been so good!	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
6401	Wait, I thought we looked down on people...	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6402	He's about to find out there's no snow in heaven.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
6403	If I only knew all you had to do was ski in here!	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
6404	Looks like they	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
6405	In heaven number seven, you can ski above the sky.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
6406	Oh, that's Vinko Bogataj... the "Agony of Defeat" guy? We figured he deserved free lift passes for eternity."	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
6407	He must’ve eaten all his vegetables…	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
6408	Sonny Bono’s arrival was a memorable day for St. Peter.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6409	It happens a lot since the line-jumping penalty has been relaxed.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6410	I'm out, y'all. This is not where the fun people live.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6411	They know they’re not supposed to buzz the tower!	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
6412	Okay, who’s got the over and who’s got the under?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
6413	People involved in outdoor sports arrive on the express lane.	1.1273	0.03444	110	97	12	1
6414	Ooh! I see Eddie's 'Slalom Clause' has been engaged.	1.1273	0.03192	110	96	14	0
6415	You think that's bad? You should see what happened to the tree.	1.1266	0.05211	79	73	2	4
6416	Yeah,Jesus was grossly misrepresented in the Bible. Anyway,come on in	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
6417	He is in denial. Thinks he is skiing the highest mountain in the world.	1.1266	0.04546	79	71	6	2
6418	He better stop testing my patience, or he will find himself on a slippery slope.	1.1266	0.03765	79	69	10	0
6419	Frankly, I wish we had more snowboarders.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
6420	Sonny Bono’s arrival didn’t go so smoothly.	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
6421	That’s Walter Steiner having great ecstasy	1.1266	0.04174	79	70	8	1
6422	Oh dear, I guess He's running late again	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
6423	Yeah, I get a bonus from just passing them through.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6424	Don’t get any ideas; he’s already been admitted.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6425	A holy diamond skier	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6426	Nothing to worry about. Our Lord sometimes enjoys earthly pleasures.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6427	Santa's coming in for a landing. He'll be right with you.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6428	Stunts like this prompt HIM to swear words the children shouldn't hear.	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
6429	I see that Bill finally found his way in.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6430	It’s better than where the Summer Olympians end up.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6431	One of our mistakes was thinking "daredevil" was two words and that "dare" was a verb	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6432	She was a good enough skier to get a life time pass into heaven.	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6433	All those ski lessons paid off!	1.1264	0.04265	87	78	7	2
6434	Darn Juicy Fruit commercials…	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6435	Yes, heaven is a half pipe but it's in more of a skiing way than skateboarding.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6436	‘It’s 2.58pm, après starts at 3pm’	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6437	There is a Ski above the sky	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
6438	« Oh ! That’s what he meant when he said : When God closes a door, make your way through the ceiling »	1.1264	0.03584	87	76	11	0
6439	Extreme skiiers. For some reason He says they get right in when they're about to break their stupid necks.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
6440	We tried catching him but gave up. From the minute we told him his section number all he did was run away and yell “CLOUD NINE!”	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
6441	He's the first Demons supporter to make it in here.	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
6442	‘Well, he picked a good day for it’	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
6443	She’s not jumping the line. We just added aerial skiing to our Heavenly Olympics.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6444	If you need to eye a rich man at Camelback, he can, uh, easily enter the Kingdom of God, I, er, lost the thread here...	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6445	He was warned not to go off-piste...	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6446	It’s the new gender minority track	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6447	Is there an in-between heaven and hell or Santa's nice list?	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
6448	The first attempt to ski down Everest.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6449	Unfortunately we have a few who still try and slalom in the back way which can mean hell.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6450	Please tell us you'll not be taking him out of turn.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
6451	No surprise on the route Elizabeth Swaney decided to take…	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
6452	Don’t worry. The Olympics only happen every four years. Forever.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6453	In an effort to preserve heaven's unique character, the shareholders have opted to not permit snowboarding.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6454	One less for the Winter Olympics!	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
6455	OMG,now that	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
6456	It’s the Olympic sports angel returning from a mission.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6457	I'll be, he certainly want get in gates fast!!!!	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
6458	Giovani always told me I should learn to sky.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
6459	Just one of those Malibu surfers, living his dream	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6460	...and we also feature summer sports.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6461	Eddie the Eagle can skip the line.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
6462	Skis in winter, skateboard in spring, surfboard in summer, and paraglider in the fall. It's how we keep track of the seasons around here.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6463	He's about to find out the hard way that all crocs go to heaven.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
6464	Yep, we even got skiing up here but unfortunately it's straight down to the very bottom, meaning hell. So enjoy!	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6465	Okay christians now’s the time to think about your peers feelings	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
6466	There are other ways to gain entrance, but you must be very clever.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
6467	we haven't seen eddie the eagle for some time.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6468	Oh, that? We’ve just instituted a FastPass.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
6469	O come let us - for the third time today - adore Him.	1.1250	0.04492	80	72	6	2
6470	The skier will see faith can move mountains.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6471	''Yor can choose between sliing and nmor	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
6472	Welp, he'll be checking in later!	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
6473	Since Red Bull gives you wings, I had to come up with of an alternative. Pretty cool, huh?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
6474	Well, I guess His wall didn’t prevent unauthorized entries after all.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
6475	The olympians have an automatic ski lift pass.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
6476	It’s the “Agony of Defeat” guy … he’s still working on it.	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
6477	At least global warming hasn’t melted all the snow up here	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6478	Not one of those here yet. Pretty focused on themselves. But it’s almost flying - shall we advocate a policy change ?	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
6479	Some people always want to jump the line.	1.1250	0.03721	80	70	10	0
6480	When Jesus passes you again without blessing you	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6481	Good heavens, the black slopes are really getting out of hand this year	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6482	ya I don’t know how he slipped in that guy killed like 6 people	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
6483	Corrupts actually descend to here	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
6484	Still the only way I know the Winter Olympics is happening.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
6485	Think he’s gonna stick the landing?	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
6486	I know it’s cheating but He loves the Olympics.	1.1239	0.03113	113	99	14	0
6487	The slalom competition started well, but it all went downhill from there	1.1238	0.03991	105	95	7	3
6488	And that would be Spider Sabich, our resident ski instructor. He’s training for the Claudine Longet Invitational.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6489	These subway fare jumpers have carried it a bit too far!	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6490	Something is wrong because Heaven's Gate is not a fancy ski resort.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
6491	.....and then there were four.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
6492	Oh, that’s just Elon on his electric skis. GUESS WHAT, DOOFUS, ALEX JONES MEANS IT’S PERMANENT!	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
6493	Another one of those being sent straight to hell…..	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
6494	He was double parked.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
6495	Always around never through the gate!	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
6496	Somehow I think technology has passed us all by!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
6497	Cheating on your lift ticket exempts done the screening process.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
6498	I know it’s widely held that there are no sports up here; but man! skyboarding is a thing!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
6499	At that speed, he may not make the next gate.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
6500	There she goes again, trying to get in, but she'll end up tumbling down once more.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
6501	They say the skiing here is heavenly.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
6502	Sorry, everyone without exception, must die on earth to go to haven.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
6503	Welcome to peak 7 in Heaven……It’s all Downhill from here	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
6504	That's how they commute until a bell rings.	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
6505	A spirit of true faith.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
6506	Seems no one on your team will get the gold.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
6507	We make exceptions for those who send it.	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
6508	Those who are in hell will have to work hard to update Santa's gear before he returns for Christmas.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
6509	We have a Learn to Ski program.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
6510	Look up! Up in the sky. It's not a bird or a plane. It's just some jackass trying to sneak in here again!	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
6511	pizza hot from hell ... or ice cream from Valhalla	1.1235	0.03678	81	71	10	0
6512	They are always so excited to see the short line.	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
6513	Saint Peter- "A millenia of these flyovers, and I'm still impressed they clear the wall."	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
6514	God lives here, and we also have some former gods of skiing.	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
6515	Ah ... Uh ... Oh, Shortcut! He may be surprised when he finds he's overshot and ends up somewhere else.	1.1233	0.04756	73	66	5	2
6516	I’m sorry, but Vail is currently at capacity	1.1233	0.03875	73	64	9	0
6517	Wamt to cut the line? You should have died skiing. GOD loves to ski and do the apes ski thing with his buds.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
6518	And there we got our Mary Contrary jumping into freezing Hell.” 🥶 ⛷	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
6519	He's got an Ikon pass.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6520	We're seeing more and more Happy Days fans lately.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6521	Ah yes, they try that sometimes...	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
6522	We have great visibility up here, above the clouds.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6523	No unfortunately a season pass costs extra.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6524	Sometimes we lose our sense of perspective"	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
6525	Yes, but that is the only shortcut here.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
6526	Sorry folks, but he just jumped to the front of the line	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6527	He found a shortcut	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
6528	That’s a fast run when heaven can’t wait.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6529	That is angels horsing around.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6530	He's trying to skip the line, but he doesn't realize that the first step is a real doozy.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6531	NO HATS,no entry!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6532	He's checked in for 4 this afternoon.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6533	Make room. Here comes our next applicant.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6534	Stem christie.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
6535	Before you ask, maintaining the chemtrails IS mandatory for the few MAGA supporter's here.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6536	He’s got pre-clearance. His partner was a St Bernard.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
6537	Haven't seen that since 1989 Berlin.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
6538	Well that's one way of getting in we haven't considered. There must be low clouds today.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6539	Fast Tracks pass.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6540	We see that a lot up here after that recent improvement in ski wax.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6541	He hates waiting in line”	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
6542	We've really got to something about that mogul on Cloud Nine.	1.1220	0.04029	82	73	8	1
6543	Now that you're here, I can tell you. God does play dice and has a soft spot for skiing."	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6544	After all that training for the X Games, we don't really considered that a short cut.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6545	Don't worry. He can't see us.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6546	We wish him well.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6547	He's soaring higher than the inflation rate.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6548	The freezing level keeps rising due to climate change.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6549	He took the RedBull package, for groups we have the one horse open sleigh.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
6550	History and the future: Past, Present, Future2023	1.1217	0.03526	115	103	10	2
6551	No, that's Sonny Bono. Michael Kennedy would also be tossing around a football.	1.1217	0.03526	115	103	10	2
6552	You can't just skate through to heaven, but you can downhill ski.	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
6553	Hey look Benjamin Netanyahu figured out a way to get in.	1.1216	0.04695	74	67	5	2
6554	Well, we had to do something with Mount Olympus.	1.1216	0.04282	74	66	7	1
6555	It’s Lindsey Vonn’s final event.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
6556	You can't just jump the line like that.	1.1215	0.03173	107	94	13	0
6557	We sometimes give out skis instead of wings to those who were once big time snow enthusiasts!	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
6558	Amazing Grace is present.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
6559	Never mind - It's only Joe Biden and his White Christmas lie. One of many.	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
6560	Just a do over from the Olympic Bronze medalist circa 1964.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6561	We’re actually need his gold medals to patch some streets.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
6562	He'll be quite surprised when he thinks he's landing on snow.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6563	Oh, yes, with global warming you will see some winter sports up here, since good snow is only found at ever higher altitudes.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6564	Clearly one who could afford the option for direct, easier, quicker access.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6565	He is always first in line at thr buffet.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6566	Our doors are always open.	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6567	I might add that there are snowboarders here as well.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
6568	He came in from Heavenly Valley	1.1209	0.04374	91	83	5	3
6569	Skiers have all the fun!	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6570	One of yours?	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6571	...oh, yeah. That reminds me. There's also a 'high risk high reward' package' available"	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
6572	It's the fastest way into Heaven, as long as you're not in jeans.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6573	He's a high-flyer who thinks he can cheat his way into heaven.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6574	Oh, that's included with the Icon pass	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
6575	"he's always hated long lines"	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
6576	Trump sent him to "test the waters".	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
6577	He won’t get in for cheating!	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6578	When it looks like they're going to miss all the slalom gates,we keep the pearly ones open and ready.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6579	Well, that's unfortunate.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6580	Wow! These extreme sports jumps are getting way more extreme!	1.1205	0.04336	83	75	6	2
6581	Typical Eddie,he even jumps a queue	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
6582	Super G digs the Super-G, what can I say?	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
6583	I didn't know that sking was allowed up here. Better check with who's in charge	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
6584	Oh no! We are not dressed appropriately.	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
6585	There are hacks but it’s not as satisfying.	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
6586	It's "Super G" as we call her, doing the Super G. We're rather fond of the word play.	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
6587	Paul chose to run the ski-lift.	1.1200	0.03132	125	111	13	1
6588	Looks like Jacob took the high-speed quad today.	1.1200	0.04228	75	67	7	1
6589	Another skier who thinks Mt Everest is just another run...	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
6590	That’s His brother Bode.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
6591	Ski jumping technology is becoming worrisome.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
6592	Prepping for the Olympics again. Those ski jumps get bigger every time!	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
6593	Yes. He knows he can’t cross block these gates!	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
6594	We'll have to vet that one at the main office.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
6595	Oh look, Marie -Jeanne!	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
6596	You should have signed up for Nexus.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
6597	Hey Jesus,I can see your house from here!	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
6598	Never thought there’d be cold day in hell for that mogul.	1.1196	0.04328	92	84	5	3
6599	Red Bull's discount season has started.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
6600	Those corrupt billionaires are always trying to get in here. This is the first time one has tried by ski jump!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
6601	Uber is late with the towels !	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
6602	Some of those damned downhill champions know how to cut the line!	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
6603	Franz Klammer has a season pass.	1.1190	0.03938	84	75	8	1
6604	Snow Angel fly by — get used to it!	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
6605	The hot cocoa is the only good part	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
6606	He forgot to put his white robe on!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
6607	It can be a substitute for good deeds if the skier can get the height!	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
6608	Pay no attention tto Jeremiah, he skis in the clouds.	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
6609	Wait! There, there is a late entry,	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
6610	Does he know that the ice has melted?	1.1184	0.03731	76	67	9	0
6611	Looks like you missed The Rapture by just a few seconds.	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
6612	Overhead landing.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
6613	Of course he’s white and on the list.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
6614	This is not how I imagined Heaven.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
6615	Ski dinosaur evades the pearly gates once again	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
6616	It seems we are all out of wings for the moment. May I offer you a nice pair of roller skates?	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
6617	Well, at least he's realistic about his chances for survival.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
6618	We seem to get a lot of ski racers.	1.1176	0.04556	85	78	4	3
6619	That's our Jean-Claude Killy impersonator.	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
6620	One's a devilish fool attempting to cut the line up here.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
6621	That could be you if you had the EZ pass!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
6622	Oh yes...he was on the Jamaican ski-jumping team.	1.1176	0.04238	85	77	6	2
6623	And they say horseshit doesn’t fly. SLOW DOWN, DICKASS!	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
6624	For all you skiers, there’s always fresh powder on Cloud 9	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
6625	If he crashes he'll wind up in ER hell.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
6626	Yes, well, Olympians still have an edge here.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
6627	You can technically get in that way,but we don	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
6628	Oh,Oh,another Big Sky double diamond wannabe !!	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
6629	Well, it's going to be skiing or a very hot weenie roast.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
6630	I’ve seen airplanes overshoot the clouds, but that is impressive.	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
6631	He doesn’t know you need a password to get in	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6632	What a wonderful Christmas gift from God Jesus!	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6633	That's what I'd call really "Big Air!"	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6634	Yeah… we shouldn’t have approved the ski jump in hell.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6635	It's Felipe Galindo on Schluss Unlimited duh	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6636	I know. I know. Even here. If you've got the money, you can skip to the front of the security line.	1.1170	0.04240	94	86	5	3
6637	The Skier is fine. There are no rocks in Heaven.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
6638	Huh, it seems like the deal went through, and she has bought that ski lift to heaven. It really makes you wonder.	1.1170	0.03961	94	85	7	2
6639	Colorado, gate crasher.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6640	Athleticism is a Faith with Works guarantee into Heaven	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6641	Last one to the canteen is the biggest Luger	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
6642	It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s super skier!	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6643	I guess he forgot to drink a RedBull	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
6644	It’s the latest in heavenly recreation: cloud skiing. Gear rentals are due back by sundown.	1.1169	0.04519	77	70	5	2
6645	I keep telling him the 'No Pets Allowed' rule doesn't apply to the reindeer...	1.1169	0.04123	77	69	7	1
6646	Heaven is a broken leg waiting to happen?	1.1169	0.03685	77	68	9	0
6647	Was that Ivanka?	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
6648	Looks like it might be a good match for you young lady!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6649	The Winter Olympics is our busiest season.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6650	Well, yes, that demonstrates verve and chutzpah, but what matters most is the correct attire.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
6651	Build a bigger gate and someone will just ski jump over it.	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6652	God gave him one of his Red Bull knock-offs and he got skiiiis!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
6653	That's Eddie the Angel	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
6654	Oops, he’s headed for the motorcycle section.	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
6655	Those mormons are great skiers	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
6656	Oops! Here comes word of a last-minute peccadillo.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6657	Satan offered an "Eternal Gym Membership," so we countered with a fitness program of our own. Ours includes pilates and yoga.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6658	He very accomplished at that, but we'll wait.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
6659	He just got back from the slopes of Mt. Olympus.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6660	It’s Jesus, so a perfect 10.	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6661	I am afraid he is going to be really disappointed in our apres ski social scene!	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6662	Don't miss the gate!! Spee4d kills.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
6663	Some adrenalin junkies have a direct line in	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6664	He bought a pre-need plan.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6665	Don’t worry , they will be disqualified for missing my gate. Not much snow where they will be going!	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
6666	- The night-born...	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
6667	To be clear, the straight and narrow path is not the only way to get in!	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
6668	I can't remember the last time we were all able to get together around a table like this.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
6669	You should see him on a mogul run. Steven Weiss Chicago Illinois	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
6670	Don't be jealous, he lands in a never-ending lift line.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
6671	No they're not pearls, they're snowflakes. I'm sorry if you're disappointed.	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
6672	Pyeongchang 2018: Jesus, North Korean Skiers have gotten good!	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
6673	You sinned a little too much to get tickets to figure skating finals.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
6674	No, thanks. I hear the chairlift waits have been hellish this season.	1.1154	0.03641	78	69	9	0
6675	Unfortunately we have to compete for space with Heavenly this season”	1.1154	0.04073	78	70	7	1
6676	jeeze, kasperski flew out of the audition..	1.1154	0.04463	78	71	5	2
6677	We tell them that more points are added for a lower start gate, but who listens?	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
6678	Cool people surpass the test - their parents tend to pay for all the new buildings anyway.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
6679	He barely had the grades.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
6680	Oh,my heavens,took the wrong ski slope!	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
6681	Skiing my way to heaven	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
6682	This is what happens when everywhere but your biggest mistake is under construction	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
6683	Ski jumpers think they can bypass ME. He will crash in a few seconds.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6684	She's not cheating, just another fly-by.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6685	We get many hot dogs here!	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6686	Send it!	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6687	WE WILL SOON HAVE A NEW GUEST	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
6688	Welcome to Heavenly Valley, where you need to have taken it with you.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
6689	It's our version of Disney's FastPass.	1.1143	0.03902	105	96	6	3
6690	I want my Two Dollars!	1.1140	0.03239	114	102	11	1
6691	If skiing down mountains of fire and brimstone sounds like "more fun" to you, then you don't have to come here.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
6692	Shushing is not allowed.	1.1139	0.04023	79	71	7	1
6693	Welcome! God will be right with you. It's ski season.	1.1139	0.03597	79	70	9	0
6694	That's slalom for you... Miss a gate down there, you fly over the pearly gates up here	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
6695	No one say anything, he's blind and he thinks he's on a mountain right now	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
6696	How far down does he go?	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
6697	In accordance with Donald 3:16, Scandinavians have an alternate visa system.	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
6698	Don’t worry, it’s not what you think. That only gets you on infinite loop for eternity	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
6699	You see that shit?? Dude just pulled a double edged helicopter sidewinder, goddam I'm about to lose it right now" #shittynewyorkercartooncaption	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
6700	Vail’s Epic Pass has gotten out of hand with where you can use it this winter…	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
6701	The Olympic skiers seem to have an advantage up here	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
6702	There will be a slight wait for the pearl decor.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6703	Is that Mark Hughes?" "People progress quick from the moneyhill." "Really?" "Also, there are no cold days in hell." "Anything else?" "WHO ownz ze Gates?" "Snoop goddy god." "I get why Dave Chappelle joked about a white woman singing his thoughts...	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
6704	'These things can happen in Snowvember	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
6705	That's Alberto Tomba. He likes the snow at higher altitudes.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6706	He bought the IKON Pass	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6707	I told Him building a wall wouldn	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
6708	Oh, that dude? he had the fast pass	1.1125	0.03555	80	71	9	0
6709	As you can see praying to the SKY is a common mistake.	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
6710	1.Oh, he's in the TSA Precheck program. 2.Enroll in our presale program and avoid the line at the gate	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6711	That’ll be Jeffrey Epstein.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6712	Yes, there a few shalom skiers who qualify.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
6713	How come he got on the "fast track"?	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6714	That’s Mike, the 90s kid who never lost faith in out-skiing the Snow Monster.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6715	And this folks is why I drafted my bill to rename Mt Zion….	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
6716	People who practice this type of sport have a loyalty card and can enter without queuing.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
6717	Jumping Jesus	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
6718	That might be some people’s vision of hell, but you can always put in for something else.	1.1122	0.03205	98	87	11	0
6719	It's the new patron saint of aerial skiing. He may be in purgatory for awhile.	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
6720	That's why I never got on the ski lift.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
6721	She’s one of our athletic recruits.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
6722	It's how the angels have to travel before they get their wings	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6723	I guess skiers have CLEAR for heaven.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
6724	Our decision-matrix is sloped.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
6725	Heaven only knows that skiers get extra leg room, priority seating and a free carry-on.	1.1111	0.04011	90	82	6	2
6726	I DIDN'T KNOW IT SNOWED UP HERE.	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
6727	….And on the second day God created Big Sky	1.1111	0.03730	72	64	8	0
6728	There goes Vinko Bogataj again and again and again.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
6729	Of course the season pass is free, this is heaven. But conquering moguls, you're on your own.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
6730	He'll be joining us in a squidge.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
6731	Peak slope	1.1111	0.03514	81	72	9	0
6732	There goes another one trying to cut the line by skiing off Mount Everest.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
6733	We do have a problem with gate crashers from Saturn.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
6734	Once you get in, it's a slippery slope and the other side still awaits	1.1111	0.03928	81	73	7	1
6735	That son of a butch Jesus is always up to something.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
6736	If Shirley can break out her doobie, maybe we can all have a puff on the magic dragon	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
6737	Wow - I spent my life on the bunny slope…	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
6738	They”re momentarily transported on big powder days but they always head back for apres.”	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
6739	Another high flier with an OTT sense of entitlement	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
6740	Oh. That’s Agony of Defeat Guy. God gave him a Passover permit.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6741	Skiing can be an option now	1.1099	0.04265	91	84	4	3
6742	Sonny Bono is still looking for a place to land.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6743	You CAN get to heaven on a pair of skis when you schuss right over St. Peter’s knees!	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6744	Damned snowboarders have pretty much stripped heaven of clouds.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
6745	Well, he said he was going off piste.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
6746	And flying in from the Mount Everest downhill challenge race is the daunting DNF skier, Danny McDare."	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6747	We're trying to broaden our admissions criteria.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6748	It would have been cheaper to chariot in.	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6749	Please forgive me father not even the devil wanted me.	1.1098	0.03883	82	74	7	1
6750	God’s son’s has finally learned to French fry after 2,000 years!	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6751	After that angel fell I'm recruiting professionals	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
6752	Another bites the dust	1.1096	0.03681	73	65	8	0
6753	Indeed, they are black-slopers rushing in from über hell	1.1091	0.03500	110	100	8	2
6754	How come god didn’t give me powers?…	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
6755	Sonny Bono still thinks he’s on Heavenly Mountain.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
6756	I keep trying to tell the Big Guy that border jumpers won't be deterred by our new security measures, however, with that attire he won't quickly vanish into our heavenly community.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
6757	Oh, forget him, you are next anyway.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
6758	His mother paid for the gate.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
6759	His timeshare is about to come to an end.	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
6760	We're hoping to get Him to create a chairlift.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
6761	Oh, don’t mind him. Those guys usually never stick the landing	1.1084	0.03434	83	74	9	0
6762	Pay no mind to Millie. She thinks just because she's in Heaven, she can get away with everything.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
6763	Another illegal border crossing!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
6764	Well I guesstechnically there are two right answers	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
6765	Hope he doesn’t go off-piste!	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
6766	Oh, that’s just my colleague, Saint Powder.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
6767	They've had a lot of snow in purgatory this year.	1.1081	0.02961	111	99	12	0
6768	When did Elon Musk take up extreme skiing?	1.1078	0.03662	102	93	7	2
6769	He's an over-achiever in a lot of ways, but don't worry, that's not the only way in.	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
6770	Of course we shred here bruh, someone's stomp all that gnarly pow-pow.	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
6771	I guess he was too impatient to wait for his wings	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6772	Yes, we have a special place for those who wrap themselves around a tree.	1.1075	0.04177	93	86	4	3
6773	What'll you do to show your support for TRUMP?	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6774	We're slowly breaking it to him that Heaven is not a double diamond ski run.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6775	Don't worry they'll be picked up by border control	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6776	I Guess the workday's not over after all	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6777	No wall can hold them back	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6778	He had tried everything, slalom trail ends in very hot water.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
6779	We don't need mountains, we always have fresh snow and lift tickets are very affordable	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6780	We have a great rate on the Epic Pass	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6781	Here comes the next one	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6782	Oh..oh..he’s going into the snowboarders entrance.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6783	That is definitely cutting the line.	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
6784	Not all skiers have a FastPass, just Mikaela Shiffrin.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6785	I'm sorry, did you think Heaven would be all nice and warm? Of course it's freezing all the way up here!	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
6786	Go ahead and laugh. What do you know of love?	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6787	Another one put Heavenly in Google Maps.	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
6788	Who needs rentals?	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6789	So now you know J-dog walked on water, any other questions?	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
6790	I hope he makes it.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6791	Father Hamas, I presume	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
6792	him? oh. that’s the shred-the-gnar loophole we haven’t figured out how to fix yet.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6793	We’re promoting heaven as a luxury Skiing destination, maybe this will pull the crowd from hell	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
6794	Well, it looks like Johnie overshot that last jump.	1.1068	0.03881	103	95	5	3
6795	He's lucky there are no trees up HERE.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
6796	Oh wow that glacier finally melted. Looks like you guys got here just before the big end of the world day rush.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
6797	Oh, yes, he applied for expedited service.	1.1067	0.03588	75	67	8	0
6798	Listen, Todd, it’s not just french fries and pizza around here, we have a standard to uphold.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
6799	We've got company!	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
6800	I know it’s not fair but we’ve had a 70% increase in postulants since El Niño last summer… and Lucifer says hell is freezing over.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
6801	That's my son - Jesus. He's been this way ever since he did that sermon on the mount...great snow that year.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
6802	The Rule Breaker	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
6803	Crossing into Egypt's Sinai peninsula ...	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
6804	Whoa, that Epic Pass covers everywhere.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
6805	And there goes another one... I knew I shouldn’t have let Lucifer build that ramp.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
6806	That's why I told God he shouldn't have made Mt. Elbrus so high!	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
6807	Gwenyth Paltrow’s racking up the body count this year and this time, no witnesses	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
6808	Trusted travelers are allowed to use the ski jump.	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
6809	Santa Claus is coming toooo town!	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
6810	She'll be here any minute.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
6811	No,we don't need artificial snowmakers.	1.1053	0.03382	114	104	8	2
6812	I guess this makes sense. Does Lucifer have all the warm weather activities?	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
6813	As you enter, please watch out for the skiers who didn't quite make the cut.	1.1053	0.03544	76	68	8	0
6814	how much are the lift tickets ??	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
6815	Oh, that’s Eddie the Eagle—he gets a free pass.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
6816	Season pass to Heavenly.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
6817	I knew I should’ve stuck with those ski lessons.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
6818	Looks like she didn't land it."	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
6819	Another free rider.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
6820	We also offer bowling without alleys. All included in the resort fee.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
6821	Yes, God's also great at skying. But if he falls we all pay for it.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
6822	He bought an extended season lift ticket.	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
6823	Yes...as of now, you can see them, but they cannot see us, so it's a plus.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
6824	his sport name is Comet, don't be scared	1.1039	0.03958	77	70	6	1
6825	Don't worry about him	1.1039	0.03500	77	69	8	0
6826	To ski, or not to ski? That is the question!	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
6827	Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria?	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
6828	Wait, what? Oh, come on! No cuts, man.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
6829	Goofy or regular?	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
6830	Hosting the Olympics was a weird choice, but humans are certain we’re the least controversial	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
6831	We really intended for skis to be decorative for this reason	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
6832	Pay no mind. We get that about every four years.	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
6833	Sliding of my beliefs	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
6834	The glory of Winning, The agony of defeat, the Wide World of Sports, up next on a cloud near you	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
6835	Yes, extreme sports do claim a lot of lives.	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
6836	Tom always likes to make an entrance.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
6837	Yeah he keeps trying to get in, last time he tried paragliding in. Don't worry I think he'll give up soon, ski jumping in feels desperate, like he's running out of ideas.	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
6838	Is that Sonny Bono?	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
6839	I told them we weren’t high enough	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
6840	He’s on his last legs.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
6841	Yeah, it looks fun until it ends for where there's no snow.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
6842	How can I explain just so one can sneak in doesn't mean one gets to stay. There is a process folks and you must be qualified!	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
6843	We also have luge and bobsled but no skeleton. Ba-dum-tss.	1.1026	0.03909	78	71	6	1
6844	That’s gotta be a new Ski Jump record.	1.1026	0.03457	78	70	8	0
6845	And I thought I took après seriously	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
6846	Yes, I tried to give you little more heat down there. But see what happened up here. So you better cut the heat, or I send you back all the ice, whete it all started	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
6847	Wait! This is downhill? I thought it was all Hot Dogs up here!	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
6848	Best without a caption.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
6849	Gold medalists get a bit more visibility…	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
6850	I've changed my mind." Yun Jia, Cumming, Ga	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
6851	french frying my way into heaven — lord almighty, don’t let me splat into the gate, let me pizza just in time. Amen.	1.1014	0.04203	69	63	5	1
6852	Around here we call that the ultimate "heartbreak of defeat."	1.1013	0.03416	79	71	8	0
6853	I'm on the list for pre-check.	1.1013	0.03862	79	72	6	1
6854	That's Axel, Jesus's younger brother. Never finished school, never had a job, endless credit from Bank of Dad. Last month he crashed a Porsche, died in a frat house drinking contest, and got domed after fucking a mobster's wife.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6855	He's visiting from snowven	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6856	That reminds me, these clouds make great ski slopes.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6857	Skiers are onboarded by St. Elsewhere.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
6858	It looks like Claudine Longet is back at it.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
6859	Ugh. I knew Lowe's was lying when they said these pearly gates were un-jumpable.	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
6860	Actually just another shooting (sports) star	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
6861	Some folks just hate queueing to get through the pearly gates but they do need a special exenption	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
6862	He trained at Camp Hale in Colorado and served in the Italian campaign	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
6863	All the interception drone engineers are downstairs, but one day we will get one up here to fix that.	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
6864	He’s 30 years early and the waiting area isn’t nearly as amenable as the main facility.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
6865	As a reminder,heli-skiing past the pearly gates does not offer you a	1.1000	0.03375	80	72	8	0
6866	Hey, seeing that you're going, get me a Coffee, 2 creams and 2 sugars.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
6867	They moved up here after the last glacier melted down there	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
6868	ANGEL WINGS FLYING HIGH	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
6869	Some people never learn.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6870	Oh, Dear! Another one bypassed the system!	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6871	Some poor souls think that they can ski by the normal channels..	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6872	We're pretty sure he asked to see Salome, but I'M not going to correct him.	1.0989	0.04151	91	85	3	3
6873	Oh no,Bode Miller isn	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
6874	There were some unforeseen distractions when the holy ski lift was installed.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
6875	Oh! This season gonna rain heavily. I’ve heard they’ve got Big Christmas Sale for cheap skiing equipment.	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
6876	It says here that our latest arrival is…Gwyneth Paltrow.	1.0988	0.03770	81	74	6	1
6877	Don't worry! It still costs 200$ to ski in heaven	1.0988	0.04159	81	75	4	2
6878	I heard about the new high-speed lift, but that's really impressive.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
6879	When Macbeth took up skiing, he realised that he really could jump the life to come.	1.0988	0.03336	81	73	8	0
6880	He must have bought the accelerated entry Genie pass. Some people will do anything to avoid the lines!	1.0986	0.03563	71	64	7	0
6881	Heaven is the same and a little different for each of us.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
6882	Hey... That's not fair... That guys jumping the line!!!	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
6883	Of all the things to be anxious about, I didn’t consider snowboarding until just now.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
6884	Gotta admit. That jump was heavenly.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
6885	But the orange guy said you just had to build a wall!	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
6886	Yes. Lower floors can be a little distracting but they are much more affordable…	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
6887	Live with passion and compassion, proceed with optimism, value disciplined thinking, be open to intimacy and love the mystery of the hill.	1.0976	0.03726	82	75	6	1
6888	Some actually make it in just before they die.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
6889	Hell froze over. He's looking for more powder. -- Charlie Firestone, Santa Barbara, CA	1.0972	0.03516	72	65	7	0
6890	What are y'all you looking up for? It's Shriffin over THERE about to win her 91st World Cup that you should be looking at!	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
6891	Don't mind it. It's just HIS Express Deliveranc	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
6892	He's on our fast track plan	1.0964	0.04062	83	77	4	2
6893	What contribution do you think you can make to our organization ?	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
6894	You gotta pay a premium for that	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
6895	Be careful! Flying downhill through the gates of heaven can be dangerous	1.0959	0.03470	73	66	7	0
6896	Did they invent nuclear war? or just a regular black hole?	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
6897	Another god bites the dust.	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
6898	Another novice arrival. You’ll get used to it.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
6899	Remember the “Agony of Defeat”? He didn’t want wings, just the skis.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
6900	That guy!	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
6901	For God's sake! Heaven is lower than expected.	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
6902	That world famous skier almost set a world record in the giant slalom. Never say die type !	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
6903	Oh boy! The newcomer doesn't know the rules; let's set him as the new example.	1.0952	0.02878	105	95	10	0
6904	Hot dogs get in free	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
6905	Once you get into Heaven,it	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
6906	He’s never been able to forgive himself for hitting that tree.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
6907	Well...that's not allowed. Or maybe it is, whom I to say, I never leave the entrance to these fucking gates. I haven't recieved a memo or anything...do I get memos...Christ, what's my purpose? ...to man the door...Ok, #87?!...Hi, welcome to my hell.	1.0941	0.03599	85	78	6	1
6908	Because if they can do that, they definitely deserve to be in Heaven.	1.0941	0.03186	85	77	8	0
6909	We have ski-ing in heaven.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
6910	He was sold on Helli-skiing.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
6911	We're now accepting the IKON PASS.	1.0933	0.03878	75	69	5	1
6912	And you get a season pass to the original "Heavenly Valley"	1.0930	0.03558	86	79	6	1
6913	Oh, that's God -- he thinks he's Spider Sabich.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
6914	...'3) After Getting Your New Wings, Be Mindful of Overshooting Your Landings'—like that person just did.	1.0930	0.03151	86	78	8	0
6915	The IOC made an offer we couldn’t refuse, but tickets are free for residents.	1.0928	0.03614	97	90	5	2
6916	Some have found creative ways to beat the system… name?	1.0926	0.02802	108	98	10	0
6917	He just likes to show off that we can have snow up here...	1.0921	0.03339	76	69	7	0
6918	Today's magic word is skedaddle.	1.0920	0.03116	87	79	8	0
6919	Holy Moses…is that just me or is God on his sky skis again?	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
6920	Our location has been compromised by agent Double-Slope Seven.	1.0909	0.03082	88	80	8	0
6921	Oh, here you can do all sorts of things.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
6922	Just one of the many ways this supposedly plumb assignment is actually soul crushing.	1.0909	0.03837	88	82	4	2
6923	Think all skiers get dark robes? Why didn't I? Is coveting a mortal sin?	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
6924	You see, clouds up here have frozen due to the Global Warming down on earth...so yeah....some souls enjoy!!!	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
6925	Oh, he’s God’s messenger in Norway.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
6926	But we weren't hoping to visit Santa.	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
6927	Former snowboarded. Switched to skiing just in time.	1.0893	0.02707	112	102	10	0
6928	He’s leafleting you to move to the other place.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
6929	‘They’ve come to the wrong place for Vin Chaud’	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
6930	Well, if there was ever a guy that knew all about getting through a gate...	1.0886	0.04104	79	74	3	2
6931	Hope he's not rewarded for jumping the line.	1.0886	0.03218	79	72	7	0
6932	We told him it was Hell or Aspen.	1.0882	0.03465	68	62	6	0
6933	Lindsey thinks that since she and Tiger are no longer a couple, she's in.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
6934	This guy will demonstrate the person that warned Tarzan to watch out for that tree...........	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
6935	Blue Hell State flyover. No respect for the central Heaven regions	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6936	Flying into heaven...on a ski and a prayer. Some don't believe they'll make it through the Pearly Gates so extreme measures are needed! Some don't believe they even need approval and fly right in. And some wait in line. Which one are you, if any?	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6937	The Olympic tragedies earn a fast pass.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
6938	As a side hustle we handle overflow bookings from Gstaad	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
6939	Knees bent, one foot in front of the other, poised for a perfect Telemark landing!	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
6940	Downhill racer practices here all the time.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
6941	Getting off the slopes in one piece is always heaven!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
6942	That's the great Jean-Claude Killy, he gets a free pass!	1.0864	0.03599	81	75	5	1
6943	Up here we only offer the life pass.	1.0864	0.03141	81	74	7	0
6944	Can't come here unless you have a green card as a gold medalist or are a booked lottery winner.	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
6945	Some undeserving can enter the promised land.	1.0857	0.02745	105	96	9	0
6946	Another one who thinks he can buck the line. There’ll be the Devil to pay for that.	1.0857	0.03370	70	64	6	0
6947	He was hoping there'd be more snow up here.	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6948	Sorry to keep you waiting, Tiger -- but Lindsey Vonn gets preferential treatment since she won more Olympic and World Cup medals than you!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
6949	Yeah, he has the Epic Unlimited Pass with no blackout dates. If only you all died next weekend.	1.0851	0.03598	94	88	4	2
6950	She bought a ski lift to heaven.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
6951	What does he think this is—a cuckoo's nest?"	1.0843	0.03069	83	76	7	0
6952	I wonder what he had to do to get a lift ticket	1.0843	0.03515	83	77	5	1
6953	He is so over the top he will bypass heaven and go straight to hell.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
6954	Has a bye...	1.0841	0.02696	107	98	9	0
6955	That's Black Racer, Jack Kirby's Silver Surfer/Grim Reaper hybrid... his secret identity is bedridden Viet Nam War vet Willie Walker.* *Ed. Note: See New Gods, #3, 1971	1.0841	0.02696	107	98	9	0
6956	Well, although he stole that gear and he breaks in whenever he wants, he’s a person of color so we have to let him do whatever he wants so we don’t appear to be racist.	1.0833	0.02978	108	100	7	1
6957	Now that's what I call a ski jump!	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
6958	He must oft had a baaad fall if he’s coming through the gate here.	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
6959	God is really taking the piste with this one.	1.0826	0.02648	109	100	9	0
6960	He's going to Hell in a hurry!	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6961	I'd say he just escaped from Hell	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
6962	Ps. At least you didn't witness the ratchet sound that made the chief look the way he is; it's a blessing you can't hear me singing “just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too”.	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6963	You know, we had to compensate the high temperatures down there	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
6964	These off-road skiers. They always know a shortcut, but they miss the landing gate.	1.0824	0.03821	85	80	3	2
6965	I hope you are more of a balloon ride	1.0824	0.02999	85	78	7	0
6966	I'll catch up with him this evening at happy hour.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
6967	This robe feels a lot more comfy since I stopped wearing underwear.	1.0822	0.03779	73	68	4	1
6968	Helliskier.	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
6969	I should have come in from up above	1.0814	0.03396	86	80	5	1
6970	I was told there would be four. He'll be dropping in any second now.	1.0811	0.03729	74	69	4	1
6971	Hey, fucker! This is a pearly gate, not a slalom gate! Now, you three, if you don't make it through the pearly gates, don't get down. When you get to hell the devil will give you a pearl necklace.	1.0811	0.03195	74	68	6	0
6972	A wise man said, “You can build walls all the way to the sky and I will find a way to fly above them.”	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
6973	Ignore him. He's obsessed with Matthew 6:33, but he's dyslexic.	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
6974	him? He took the ski lift to heaven	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
6975	I knew St. Paul was wrong about the new ski slope.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6976	Shucks. Another illegal. Couldn't remember the name of his first dog.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6977	I didn't knowTrump could ski.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6978	Oh, he must be with those Hamas freedom fighters.	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6979	Hm must've took a wrong turn	1.0795	0.02901	88	81	7	0
6980	Oh Eddie the Eagle? He loves the fresh cloud pow!	1.0789	0.03634	76	71	4	1
6981	I guess it all went downhill for him.” Roberta Gatti, Washington D.C	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
6982	Welcome to Mount Heavenly Resort. Ugh, that Sonny Bono is at it again.	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
6983	That is St. Jean Claude practicing. He is racing against Jesus next week. Ha!! Good luck to him!	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6984	Oh he’s always playing with death. Such a daredevil!	1.0779	0.03588	77	72	4	1
6985	Ever since the uncoupling- he’s all “Cringle&Single”	1.0779	0.03075	77	71	6	0
6986	Mikaela Shiffrin, stay in your lane!!	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
6987	The heavenly father will be here momentarily. Unfortunately, the slops are permanently closed for all other residents.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
6988	That's Jonas, must be attempt #237. It's very complicated and expensive to return him. We've started making him watch "Heaven Can Wait". It's time when it's time. But I will say, his height over the gate is massively improved.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
6989	Guess you missed out on the Holiday vacation package!	1.0777	0.02650	103	95	8	0
6990	He gets in under the Proverbs 24:11 clause: Be the savior of those who are given up to death, and do not keep back help from those who are slipping to destruction.	1.0769	0.03543	78	73	4	1
6991	It used to be chat and cut but now it's ski and cut.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
6992	Don't worry. That is God practicing for the Olympics. He really wants to win a gold medal.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
6993	And he will descend from the ski...	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
6994	My job at wall street gave away my office so i expect first dibs on heaven.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
6995	He's going downhill.	1.0759	0.03000	79	73	6	0
6996	Season-ticket holders get all the privileges.	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
6997	A rare time in rarefied air" really is Windham Mountai	1.0753	0.03147	93	87	5	1
6998	Huck and Pray.	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
6999	Thank you, St. Peter, for confirming that we are in the Book of Life. By the way, do some folks ski on clouds to Heaven?	1.0750	0.02963	80	74	6	0
7000	That Nun Skete Cheesecake gives you wings	1.0750	0.03456	80	75	4	1
7001	Skip the cue with access for the highly skilled.	1.0741	0.02928	81	75	6	0
7002	Yeah, athletes get in for free. God likes skiiers, especially skiiers that use performance enhancing drugs.	1.0735	0.03189	68	63	5	0
7003	Don't worry! Just because they ski at Heavenly doesn't mean they get in that easily!	1.0732	0.03794	82	78	2	2
7004	1. Don't be intimidated. He can really barely snowplow. 2. Of course, all four seasons are available in Heaven	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
7005	Ahhhh indulgences. Its ok you guys can have the rentals.	1.0722	0.03020	97	91	5	1
7006	Some people wouldn't let the unfinished tower of babel stop then from reaching the heavens	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
7007	It’ll be a cold day in hell before he ever gets through these pearly gates.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
7008	Alas, he will not find a slippery slope here.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
7009	Heli-skiing past the pearly gates does not offer you a ‘lift” past judgment.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
7010	He is going to miss us by 1.3724831 inches. You can continue the reading.	1.0700	0.02564	100	93	7	0
7011	It's a consolation prize for fourth place.	1.0698	0.02763	86	80	6	0
7012	Off piste", and they are still smiling on arrival	1.0698	0.03220	86	81	4	1
7013	Unfortunately, he couldn't finish the last World Olympics, so he is practicing for the Dead Olympics	1.0694	0.03017	72	67	5	0
7014	Yeah, common mistake. We're in the mountains, not the clouds. Typos, you know.	1.0690	0.02732	87	81	6	0
7015	Sorry, he's working on his next film: 'Warren Miller's Chasing Snowangles.' Can't seem to give it up.	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
7016	Hello, I'm Saint Peter. Welcome to heaven. You three have died and will now be judged for your sins by Jesus Christ who sits at the right hand of God. You are looking up at that snow skier, but he is already inside and has therefore already been judged by the King of Kings and Lord of All Creation. That skier has been absolved of his sins and forgiven by He who sits Most High. You three, however, have yet to be judged by Christ Our Savior and may yet be found guilty and sentenced to an eternity in Hell with Satan. That skier will not be burning in everlasting fire though, for he has already been admitted into Heaven.	1.0682	0.03149	88	83	4	1
7017	Some of you may be going to a warmer climate.	1.0676	0.03512	74	70	3	1
7018	Well, Jesus once said he wished it would snow in Israel so he could ski, and this is the best we could do.	1.0667	0.02900	75	70	5	0
7019	Another free-skier.	1.0667	0.03952	75	72	1	2
7020	That's the other way to get in.	1.0667	0.04024	60	57	2	1
7021	It’s crazy that the chicken fingers still cost 15 Hail Mary’s…	1.0660	0.02770	106	100	5	1
7022	Abortion.	1.0659	0.03047	91	86	4	1
7023	The Big Guys are filming a mash-up: The Agony and the Ecstasy of Defeat.	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
7024	And again I say unto you, a billionaire living in Aspen can still enter the kingdom of God, inasmuch as he’s a genuine effective altruist.	1.0645	0.02561	93	87	6	0
7025	We're taking him ahead of the line because of the tree and,you know...	1.0641	0.02791	78	73	5	0
7026	They know we won’t overlook their indiscretions during the Olympic Games. They’ll try anything.	1.0625	0.02723	80	75	5	0
7027	There goes Jesus, showing off again.	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
7028	Me:putting my self in Heaven with my own permission	1.0606	0.02960	66	62	4	0
7029	How can I tell? Downhill skiers have poles and wear warmer clothes. Water skiers are usually in bathing suits. Now where were we? Oh yes, to answer your question: No, aliens don’t get into Earth heaven.	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
7030	Skiing the blacks does not qualify for diversity.	1.0581	0.03030	86	82	3	1
7031	Be careful what you believe in! Some people just can't wait. It's better to wait. Guess they overshot a bit.	1.0580	0.02834	69	65	4	0
7032	Well that’s one cleaver way to try to circumvent the system	1.0571	0.02794	70	66	4	0
7033	They have an Ikon Pass.	1.0568	0.02962	88	84	3	1
7034	Good person, bad X-Games competitor	1.0563	0.03409	71	68	2	1
7035	Darn. Another fare cheater. I'd better hire the security guy from the Metro.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
7036	Drug user, so he won't be stopping here.	1.0562	0.02455	89	84	5	0
7037	So, you were all getting your hair colored? We do apologize, he's been mixing up his "Y"s and "I"s.	1.0548	0.02682	73	69	4	0
7038	The border crossing to heaven results in many snow skiing crashes.	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
7039	It's harder for them. We tell the snowboarders the chairlift is broke.	1.0533	0.02612	75	71	4	0
7040	Heavenly is having some trail map issues.	1.0526	0.02578	76	72	4	0
7041	You aren’t wrong about the fact that the majority of American voters support the idea of an authoritarian state in which we can	1.0449	0.02209	89	85	4	0
7042	The McDonald’s Chalet-O-Fish was his last resort.” 🍟☃️	1.0429	0.02438	70	67	3	0
7043	Goods deeds and you win a place in heaven at discounted prices. Offer available for limited period. Hurry!!	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
7044	Looks like we're accepting reparations for a FAST pass.	1.0361	0.02061	83	80	3	0
7045	That's Jerry who is black running to get to the other side.	1.0267	0.01873	75	73	2	0

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