Contest #877


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Number of captions 3639
Number of responses 486047
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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m having mixed emojis. 1.6445 0.01727 1966 1050 565 351
1 Hanging out with you guys leaves me with mixed emojis. 1.6122 0.02210 1181 658 323 200
2 I think meeting in person was a mistake 1.6111 0.02080 1296 713 374 209
3 I'm so glad you didn't invite Dick. 1.6052 0.01857 1887 1133 366 388
4 Am I the only one who still knows how to spell? 1.5753 0.01992 1401 813 370 218
5 We need to talk. 1.5632 0.01343 3457 2162 643 652
6 This is why I read the terms of service before every update. 1.5613 0.02639 800 475 201 124
7 OMG! It's true! You are what you tweet! 1.5517 0.02068 1247 737 332 178
8 Sorry, I'm bad with names. Do you go by peach cheeks or butt face? 1.5503 0.01906 1561 951 361 249
9 Oh no! The four emojis of the apocalypse! 1.5502 0.02301 1076 657 246 173
10 I would recommend skipping the latest software update. 1.5476 0.02193 1123 672 287 164
11 Though Donna had practiced for years, she still had trouble reading people’s faces. 1.5415 0.01766 1747 1060 428 259
12 Cool, hot, bad boy, and I guess you're from Georgia? 1.5408 0.02514 834 499 219 116
13 Use your words. 1.5359 0.01750 1743 1057 438 248
14 Maybe I’ll start reading those ‘terms and conditions’ 1.5341 0.02074 1217 734 316 167
15 I can’t face my feelings. 1.5269 0.01761 1655 1001 436 218
16 Is anyone else wondering what was in those brownies? 1.5225 0.03166 534 331 127 76
17 You have the emotional range of an iPhone. 1.5207 0.02167 1158 725 263 170
18 I think I’ve aged out of the group text… 1.5162 0.02406 893 551 223 119
19 What ever happened to wearing our feelings on our sleeve? 1.5116 0.02135 1073 652 293 128
20 Why couldn’t you guys get a tattoo like everybody else? 1.5112 0.01906 1344 817 367 160
21 Facial recognition locked me out.” 1.5104 0.02011 1532 1033 216 283
22 What emoji should I use to portray existential dread? 1.5103 0.01952 1307 802 343 162
23 :( 1.5090 0.02043 1218 755 306 157
24 I told you that if you make that face too much it'll get stuck like that. 1.5089 0.02096 1185 742 283 160
25 Several players are exploiting a bug in crowdsource voting to ensure their captions crack the top 150 for editorial review. Carol Lasky, Colin Mills, Nicole Chrolavicius, Paul Nesja, and Brandon Lawniczak, etc., we all know you're cheating! 1.5069 0.02246 1377 985 86 306
26 Can I just make a phone call with this thing? 1.5049 0.01944 1325 822 337 166
27 Several players are exploiting a bug in crowdsource voting (i.e., Nicole Chrolavicius, Paul Nesja, Carol Lasky, Colin Mills, and Brandon Lawniczak, etc.) and I know how they're doing it. NYer Editors, please email me at bayareaman29@gmail.com 1.5028 0.02216 1428 1032 74 322
28 What's the emoji for existential dread? 1.5019 0.01946 1313 816 335 162
29 Because I feel like myself today. 1.4966 0.01966 1182 717 343 122
30 Those were selfies all the time?? 1.4957 0.02084 1160 732 281 147
31 OMG, that makes me the eggplant! 1.4942 0.02512 771 481 199 91
32 Every time I enter a caption contest I feel like my entries are 🔥 but all the 😎 millennials and their 😈ideas are too clever to keep up with so you can all kiss my 🍑 1.4941 0.02141 1184 772 239 173
33 Alice had the uncomfortable realization that she had mistakenly joined an "Emojinal" support group. 1.4938 0.03551 401 254 96 51
34 Let's play a party game where we use WORDS... 1.4905 0.02077 1105 688 292 125
35 Well, obviously I didn't get the email! 1.4898 0.02715 635 393 173 69
36 I really shouldn't text while on psychedelics. 1.4887 0.02336 931 596 215 120
37 Words, guys. Use your words. 1.4865 0.02127 1147 743 250 154
38 Will you please translate that? I'm over thirty. 1.4760 0.02350 918 599 201 118
39 Maybe it’s a good thing that I am not getting reception here. 1.4741 0.02316 869 551 224 94
40 Words fail me. 1.4734 0.02285 885 560 231 94
41 I’m still using a colon and half parentheses. 1.4673 0.02384 841 544 201 96
42 What’s the emoji for anxiety-ridden, middle-aged woman? 1.4653 0.02517 808 538 164 106
43 Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I hope you look the same in real life 1.4643 0.02501 799 528 171 100
44 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1.4636 0.02671 783 541 121 121
45 You guys would tell me if I was spending too much time online, right? 1.4574 0.02931 540 351 131 58
46 This IS my avatar. 1.4571 0.02759 571 363 155 53
47 When did the New Yorker stop doing black and white cartoons. 1.4563 0.02547 721 471 171 79
48 I was an English major. I just can't! 1.4556 0.02580 766 517 149 100
49 Why am I the only one who can't log in using facial recognition? 1.4550 0.02572 745 497 157 91
50 Is this an intervention? 1.4548 0.02430 763 493 193 77
51 Um, should I worry? I just used the poo emoji. 1.4544 0.02554 724 476 167 81
52 What’s the emoji for talking in person? 1.4517 0.02500 715 463 181 71
53 There’s a reason hieroglyphics died out. 1.4511 0.02571 685 446 169 70
54 I can’t believe it. You’re actually The New Yorker Caption Contest judges! 1.4506 0.02800 668 459 117 92
55 This IS my emoji! 1.4504 0.02736 686 468 127 91
56 Yeah sorry, I have an Android. 1.4503 0.02612 724 487 148 89
57 I sure hope theres a better cartoon next week! 1.4495 0.02707 743 519 114 110
58 Nope, I’m still just plain Jane. 1.4494 0.02502 692 445 183 64
59 Come on Jane, it's not like you're getting a tattoo. 1.4478 0.02655 661 437 152 72
60 Maybe I shouldn't have downloaded the latest IOS upgrade. 1.4475 0.02631 657 431 158 68
61 I can't help it, guys, I was born with depth of character. 1.4460 0.02703 639 424 145 70
62 Oh, I was going to use words. Are words still a thing? 1.4441 0.02724 671 457 130 84
63 I didn’t get the message. 1.4435 0.02579 699 465 158 76
64 What's the emoji for I just want to use words? 1.4405 0.02711 656 444 135 77
65 After 20yrs of marriage. Newly divorced and getting accustomed to the online dating world 1.4398 0.02736 598 395 143 60
66 Why are you all so meme? 1.4376 0.02691 633 423 143 67
67 I couldn’t find the “shy at parties” emoji. 1.4366 0.02784 552 361 141 50
68 Being a non-conformist… I’ll just identify as me. 1.4357 0.02711 583 382 148 53
69 I think the acid is kicking in 1.4342 0.02916 562 383 114 65
70 It’s so nice to finally put a name with a face! 1.4311 0.02798 573 384 131 58
71 Can't I just be me? 1.4308 0.03108 455 303 108 44
72 Suddenly, Cathy didn't feel so safe using social media. 1.4299 0.02818 542 359 133 50
73 But this IS my sad face. 1.4283 0.02784 551 365 136 50
74 Sorry guys, but I’m just feeling myself today. 1.4268 0.02872 567 388 116 63
75 Susan has left the group. 1.4267 0.02956 525 357 112 56
76 Note self: Don't accept latest IOS update. 1.4247 0.03083 518 362 92 64
77 I’m not sure I want this software update.” 1.4238 0.02877 571 394 112 65
78 My facial recognition isn't working. 1.4225 0.03030 516 357 100 59
79 I guess it's true, you really are what you tweet 1.4225 0.02893 561 387 111 63
80 At least we're not turning into our parents. 1.4218 0.02908 524 355 117 52
81 I tried to warn you guys about that app! 1.4195 0.02903 522 354 117 51
82 There are no words. 1.4194 0.02977 465 309 117 39
83 So, after I skip the terms of use, I enter my social security number, and then I’m good? 1.4179 0.02994 481 325 111 45
84 I push one button and you are all deleted 1.4170 0.02955 530 367 105 58
85 I'm not like you guys, I can't just respond with the first thing that comes out of my head 1.4170 0.02857 530 359 121 50
86 Where is the “I’m feeling old” emoji? 1.4163 0.03074 454 307 105 42
87 I'm fine with a semicolon and a closing parenthesis. 1.4153 0.02803 472 306 136 30
88 I need to be the slightly neurotic and overly sensitive yet lovable and cute emoji. 1.4148 0.02790 487 318 136 33
89 Sarah would never forget to update her phone again 1.4138 0.02978 464 311 114 39
90 How do I leave this group chat? 1.4138 0.03009 493 339 104 50
91 Oh no, here comes Eggplant 1.4127 0.03099 458 314 99 45
92 You’re all a head of your time! 1.4127 0.03205 458 321 85 52
93 So this is what HELL really looks like. 1.4118 0.03047 459 312 105 42
94 There she stood, Emoji-less. 1.4102 0.03356 373 253 87 33
95 I’m the “Karen” emoji. 1.4102 0.03015 512 359 96 57
96 I’d emote but I just got Botox 1.4099 0.02995 483 331 106 46
97 I just don’t know who you people are anymore 1.4088 0.02872 477 318 123 36
98 Can’t we just go back to wearing our hearts on our sleeve?” 1.4079 0.02858 505 342 120 43
99 What’s the emoji for schadenfreude with a touch of ennui? 1.4070 0.03192 457 322 84 51
100 OMG. I'm having mixed Emojis! 1.4059 0.03015 478 330 102 46
101 Can I use my grown up words to tell you how I'm feeling? 1.4047 0.03103 430 293 100 37
102 You guys get too emojional! 1.4039 0.03114 463 324 91 48
103 Maybe it was better when we didn't know what everyone was feeling all the time. 1.4031 0.03106 449 311 95 43
104 You guys are truly icons. 1.4028 0.03272 427 301 80 46
105 I wish it were that simple. 1.4010 0.03175 409 280 94 35
106 So you’re telling me that the emojis you kept sending me are just tiny selfies? 1.3995 0.03302 403 282 81 40
107 What? This IS my avatar! 1.3977 0.03191 435 306 85 44
108 Oh no. I hope I’m not a 💩head! 1.3973 0.03170 448 317 84 47
109 'It's been almost a year since we lost eggplant, 100, and squirty' 1.3962 0.03172 419 291 90 38
110 Thanks for attending the cell phone addiction support group meeting. 1.3949 0.03277 428 306 75 47
111 Can’t any of you spell? 1.3942 0.03432 416 304 60 52
112 They used to say owners looked like their dogs 1.3936 0.03324 376 261 82 33
113 What is the emoji for "help me find new friends" 1.3906 0.03166 384 262 94 28
114 I don't think there's an emoji for what I'm feeling right now. 1.3906 0.03292 384 268 82 34
115 Are you sure this software update is safe? 1.3901 0.03189 405 282 88 35
116 Maybe we do brunch without our phones? 1.3900 0.03369 400 287 70 43
117 Must be 13 or older to enter, but only 13 and under will understand 1.3895 0.03156 421 295 88 38
118 Nuance is dead. 1.3879 0.03192 379 260 91 28
119 Guys! Can you just say what you think? 1.3869 0.03065 398 271 100 27
120 Sometimes I feel so phony. 1.3869 0.03331 367 256 80 31
121 And it was then that Sarah realized she was, in fact, not a part of the group chat 1.3865 0.03628 370 273 51 46
122 I didn’t get the memoji. 1.3859 0.03519 368 266 62 40
123 I have a hard time showing my emotions. 1.3850 0.03322 413 299 69 45
124 Seriously, I know exactly what you’re thinking. 1.3842 0.03417 367 261 71 35
125 My phone’s dying and its life is flashing before my eyes. 1.3840 0.03073 388 264 99 25
126 I can’t seem to get in touch with my emotions. 1.3840 0.03212 375 259 88 28
127 What's the emoji for feeling left out? 1.3834 0.03312 373 262 79 32
128 I'm getting mixed signals. 1.3822 0.03232 348 237 89 22
129 What's the emoji for existential angst 1.3821 0.03289 390 277 77 36
130 We share a phone plan but I never really feel I fit in with my family . 1.3816 0.03350 380 271 73 36
131 Guess I'm not winning any personality contests around here. 1.3782 0.03298 349 242 82 25
132 what's the emoji for "plain jane"? 1.3781 0.03358 365 259 74 32
133 It was at this moment that Susan realized that Mark was only using his left hand." 1.3780 0.03411 336 235 75 26
134 I’m not so sure that this is what Jobs had in mind. 1.3778 0.03351 352 247 77 28
135 Emily was shocked and disappointed to learn that, among her peers, she was the only one who possessed a realistic self-image. 1.3774 0.03460 363 262 65 36
136 Crap. My phone just died. 1.3771 0.03339 350 245 78 27
137 I feel like this meeting could have been a text. 1.3760 0.03326 383 275 72 36
138 I identify as a human. 1.3750 0.03353 344 241 77 26
139 Guys, I’m just a little hesitant to update my phone, ok!? 1.3737 0.03284 396 286 72 38
140 I don't suppose anyone knows an emoji for subtlety? 1.3731 0.03592 335 243 59 33
141 Self-expression is important but eventually you’re going to want jobs. 1.3728 0.03362 346 244 75 27
142 I gotta get a life. 1.3718 0.03304 347 243 79 25
143 It's obvious that I don't have the head for this. 1.3712 0.03285 361 255 78 28
144 I am sick of everyone trying so hard to be different. 1.3707 0.03296 348 244 79 25
145 Gee, I was thinking of . . . you know . . . writing? That alphabet thing? 1.3691 0.03600 317 228 61 28
146 All mine does is open the garage door. 1.3690 0.03485 355 259 61 35
147 Bob? Carol? Ted? Alice? 1.3648 0.03591 307 220 62 25
148 You guys are overreacting. 1.3647 0.03486 351 257 60 34
149 Can't you just tell me your names? 1.3631 0.03315 336 237 76 23
150 This is why I never got a tattoo either. 1.3627 0.03753 295 215 53 27
151 Suddenly, Jane realized why no one responds to her texts. 1.3619 0.03580 315 228 60 27
152 Am I the only one in our social group not created by AI? 1.3598 0.03581 328 241 56 31
153 Why hasn't MY love of self-expression gone to my head? 1.3584 0.03574 332 245 55 32
154 Please don't make me the taco. 1.3582 0.03261 335 236 78 21
155 What’s the emoji for apathy mixed with existential dread? 1.3571 0.03690 308 227 52 29
156 It became quickly apparent that Susan was the only Gen-Xer in the mix 1.3567 0.03466 314 225 66 23
157 How did you know it's Android? 1.3564 0.03674 303 222 54 27
158 Is there an emoji for "I don't care!" ? 1.3551 0.03578 321 236 56 29
159 Actually, I'm glad my service doesn't include that option. 1.3551 0.03723 276 199 56 21
160 I feel like you’re all overreacting. 1.3547 0.03672 296 216 55 25
161 I think I’ll just say how I feel. 1.3540 0.03557 274 193 65 16
162 When I said I missed live human interaction, this was not exactly the alternative I had in mind. 1.3536 0.03649 280 201 59 20
163 To think, this whole time I thought you guys were using filters. 1.3531 0.03548 303 219 61 23
164 I’m being reductive, I know. 1.3529 0.03649 255 179 62 14
165 At least I didn't let it go to my head! 1.3523 0.03842 281 208 47 26
166 Am I the deciding vote then? 1.3516 0.03818 273 200 50 23
167 I think I’ll wait to upgrade. 1.3490 0.03456 298 213 66 19
168 It was then Marissa realized she didn’t want to try to keep up with Gen Z anymore. 1.3488 0.03870 281 210 44 27
169 Why does everyone call me plain Jane 1.3481 0.03807 270 198 50 22
170 Where's the emoji for a disillusioned soccer mom? 1.3481 0.03626 293 214 56 23
171 What's the emoji for existential dread tinged with ennui? 1.3480 0.03917 273 204 43 26
172 I'm texting my mom, all right? Complete words and punctuation or she just hits DELETE! 1.3480 0.03600 296 216 57 23
173 You're being meme to me! 1.3477 0.03719 279 204 53 22
174 I think I'm going to pass on this year's upgrade. 1.3469 0.03451 294 210 66 18
175 I’m having an identity crisis! 1.3467 0.03657 274 198 57 19
176 I definitely need to cut back on my screen time . 1.3459 0.03696 292 216 51 25
177 Emojionally, I'm lost. 1.3440 0.03820 282 211 45 26
178 Going to stick with the human look as my profile picture. 1.3439 0.03696 253 181 57 15
179 What do you mean,'I don't express myself ' ?" 1.3428 0.03464 283 202 65 16
180 I'm sorry, I don't feel anything. 1.3423 0.03637 298 221 52 25
181 How it feels to be the only Android user in the group chat 1.3421 0.03875 266 198 45 23
182 What's the emoji for barely keeping it together? 1.3420 0.03659 269 195 56 18
183 Um, not to sound like a mom, but if you do that too many times you really will get stuck that way. 1.3415 0.03764 284 212 47 25
184 I am emojionally drained. 1.3413 0.03949 252 187 44 21
185 I feel so… What’s the word? 1.3404 0.03720 285 212 49 24
186 I’m giving you the silent treatment. 1.3397 0.03951 262 197 41 24
187 Sorry, I lost my head. 1.3394 0.03654 277 203 54 20
188 My emoji was revoked. 1.3393 0.03627 280 205 55 20
189 I was supposed to meet an eggplant 1.3390 0.03595 295 218 54 23
190 Who thought an emoji only dating app was a good idea? 1.3387 0.03991 248 185 42 21
191 So, I spent all this time building a vocabulary, and now you say 'words are a bit much' 1.3386 0.03883 254 188 46 20
192 I miss nuance. 1.3386 0.04078 254 193 36 25
193 Mine seems stuck on the real me. 1.3383 0.03906 266 200 42 24
194 This is not what I meant when I wished for the power to read people’s minds. 1.3383 0.03758 266 196 50 20
195 I feel old. 1.3383 0.03653 269 196 55 18
196 I still put two spaces after a period. 1.3382 0.04049 275 213 31 31
197 Am I the only one who uses a private browser? 1.3374 0.03742 243 175 54 14
198 All the cool ones were taken, except for the poop one, of course. 1.3373 0.03768 249 181 52 16
199 What software update? 1.3370 0.03724 273 202 50 21
200 But this is my emoji face ! 1.3368 0.03654 288 214 51 23
201 Is there one for vaguely alienated?" 1.3361 0.04195 241 184 33 24
202 I'm just not ready to commit to one permanent emotional state. 1.3360 0.03766 253 185 51 17
203 You don't seem to get how my being the only Android in the group chat is just as annoying to ME. 1.3357 0.03465 277 199 63 15
204 This is my avatar, I’m going as Plain Jane. 1.3356 0.03740 289 218 45 26
205 I can't believe only eggplant is left. 1.3347 0.03779 239 173 52 14
206 I'm staying with Resting Bitch Face. 1.3347 0.04138 242 184 35 23
207 It’s less that my iphone is too old for the latest software update and more that I’m too old for the latest software update. 1.3347 0.04055 242 182 39 21
208 I'm thinking I might not do the update! 1.3346 0.04003 260 198 37 25
209 ...we used to talk in acronyms. 1.3346 0.03505 272 196 61 15
210 And just like that, Lisa knew she was officially out of touch. 1.3346 0.03730 272 202 49 21
211 Eggplant just cancelled. 1.3333 0.03573 255 183 59 13
212 Which one shows my daughter that I'm cool but not desperate for her to not hate me? 1.3333 0.03454 291 212 61 18
213 Fine. I’ll be the eggplant. 1.3333 0.03823 255 189 47 19
214 Are you all trying to tell me something? 1.3333 0.03798 237 172 51 14
215 It’s not me, it’s the wifi 1.3333 0.03750 237 171 53 13
216 Apparently I didn’t get the Memoji 1.3321 0.03643 277 205 52 20
217 So where’s the “Karen” emoji? 1.3320 0.03766 244 178 51 15
218 I'm starting to think I'm not very good at reading social cues. 1.3308 0.03806 260 194 46 20
219 Um... Well... It's great to finally put some faces to our swinger group chat. 1.3308 0.03727 260 192 50 18
220 You know emojis aren't actual words, right? 1.3306 0.03723 248 181 52 15
221 I really need to join the Rotary Club. 1.3306 0.04447 245 196 17 32
222 It’s like I could read your face. 1.3296 0.03771 267 200 46 21
223 I thought we were going to talk face to face. 1.3295 0.03801 264 198 45 21
224 this is my worried face emoji.. 1.3295 0.03864 258 194 43 21
225 Love to, but I can't find the one for totally normal... 1.3294 0.03776 255 189 48 18
226 I guess you really are what you tweet. 1.3294 0.03929 252 190 41 21
227 They’re words, OK? I put them in my texts sometimes. 1.3291 0.04010 234 175 41 18
228 Is that a peach or a butt? 1.3283 0.03864 265 201 41 23
229 I've lost my emojo. 1.3279 0.03900 247 185 43 19
230 I think I've outgrown this group. 1.3277 0.03729 238 173 52 13
231 I'm getting mixed messages. 1.3275 0.03466 284 208 59 17
232 The best I can do is : - ) 1.3269 0.03640 260 191 53 16
233 This is my meme head! 1.3264 0.03822 242 179 47 16
234 Why did you let these devices go to your head? 1.3260 0.03896 227 167 46 14
235 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to reply-all. 1.3258 0.03727 267 200 47 20
236 What if I have no feelings about it, one way or the other? 1.3253 0.03997 249 190 37 22
237 What do you mean resting flip-phone face? 1.3246 0.04028 228 171 40 17
238 Jane was starting to wonder if accompanying her cousin to Burning Man was, in fact, a good idea after all. 1.3239 0.04295 247 196 22 29
239 ...and face recognition works for all of you? 1.3237 0.03917 241 181 42 18
240 Oh, it’s just my emojination! 1.3235 0.03675 272 204 48 20
241 Hi guys, I’m new. I’m the emoji for Biological Clock. 1.3226 0.04319 217 167 30 20
242 What'd I miss? 1.3226 0.03837 248 186 44 18
243 Surrounded by emojis, but lost in translation. 1.3224 0.03955 245 186 39 20
244 I'm seeing some downsides to the latest iPhone update. 1.3222 0.03938 239 180 41 18
245 Which button did you guys select? 1.3219 0.04009 233 176 39 18
246 Siri, restart my iPhone 1.3214 0.04358 224 175 26 23
247 I'm not even sure how I feel about this New Yorker cartoon. 1.3213 0.04210 221 169 33 19
248 I’m afraid of what will happen if I type LMAO. 1.3210 0.04061 243 187 34 22
249 I think I’ll start reading books. 1.3207 0.03913 237 178 42 17
250 I feel like I'm not in touch with my emoticons. 1.3200 0.03682 250 185 50 15
251 Ok, maybe Botox isn’t that crazy an idea. 1.3198 0.04096 222 168 37 17
252 Here comes my ex, that grinning piece of shit. 1.3193 0.04370 238 190 20 28
253 I'm still trying to figure out who I am. 1.3188 0.03808 229 169 47 13
254 Sometimes, I feel like I don’t belong! 1.3186 0.03993 226 170 40 16
255 How are we ever going to figure out the tip? 1.3184 0.04030 223 168 39 16
256 I’m more of a colon, dash, letter o person 1.3184 0.03824 223 164 47 12
257 Sigh. I guess I'll be the shoe again. 1.3182 0.04169 220 168 34 18
258 So, what's your pronoun? 1.3174 0.04176 230 178 31 21
259 Are you SURE there are no problems with the update? 1.3165 0.04243 218 168 31 19
260 Sorry ,but I’m emojinally spent 1.3162 0.03939 234 177 40 17
261 Sorry, I didn't know this meeting was only for emojis." 1.3160 0.03830 231 172 45 14
262 Yeah, whatever works for you, I guess. I’ve always believed that my personality comes across with proper punctuation and only one space after periods. 1.3160 0.03975 231 175 39 17
263 I didn't know these were so literal... 1.3158 0.04046 209 156 40 13
264 We had less technology when I was a kid. It was better then. Frankly, I think you've lost your heads. 1.3158 0.03835 247 187 42 18
265 The messages go right to your heads. 1.3156 0.04080 244 190 31 23
266 I gave up emojis for lent. 1.3155 0.04027 206 153 41 12
267 My power’s gone. I just have to be me. 1.3155 0.03968 206 152 43 11
268 Is there one that says "indecisive, vague, and needy"? 1.3153 0.04185 203 153 36 14
269 Too bad 👍🏽 isn't coming. 1.3144 0.04091 229 176 34 19
270 Anyone know a five letter word for pictogram? 1.3143 0.04707 210 170 14 26
271 Ummm… guys?! I don’t think that was a micro-dose!” 1.3137 0.04660 204 163 18 23
272 'Emojiless in Manhattan', starts Friday." 1.3136 0.04355 220 173 25 22
273 I’m staying with the I-Phone 14. 1.3134 0.03828 217 160 46 11
274 Which one says please shoot me? 1.3130 0.04075 230 177 34 19
275 And I’m Karen 1.3130 0.03981 230 175 38 17
276 Is there one for "Luddite"? 1.3128 0.03869 227 170 43 14
277 I forgot it was casual Friday 1.3122 0.03942 237 181 38 18
278 You guys are all seriously paying $15 a month to use those? 1.3122 0.03708 237 176 48 13
279 #lastoneingetsthepoopemoji 1.3119 0.04183 218 168 32 18
280 In the olden days we just said, "Sex,Drugs and Rock'n'Roll." 1.3114 0.04327 228 181 23 24
281 No one told me we’d be doing this in color! 1.3111 0.03838 225 168 44 13
282 I guess filters are out now. 1.3111 0.03625 225 164 52 9
283 I was expecting the Village People. 1.3105 0.04167 219 169 32 18
284 So this is what it comes down to in the end - log off or turn into a poop emoji. 1.3103 0.03855 232 175 42 15
285 This new Apple update is not for me. 1.3103 0.04115 203 153 37 13
286 Maybe skipping that software update was a good idea after all. 1.3102 0.04208 216 167 31 18
287 O M G, my battery died. I no longer exist 1.3094 0.04111 223 172 33 18
288 The four horsemen of emojis 1.3085 0.04017 201 150 40 11
289 I guess I missed the memo-ji. 1.3077 0.03680 234 174 48 12
290 „She must be the new update!“ 1.3073 0.03966 218 165 39 14
291 What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. 1.3069 0.04239 202 155 32 15
292 Mr. Musk! I think that stuff you gave me is kicking in! 1.3067 0.04127 225 175 31 19
293 Where's the emoji for social media is a soul-sucking time waster that makes me feel more alone than ever? 1.3066 0.04042 212 161 37 14
294 Gosh, I guess words really cannot explain... 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
295 Why is there no option between halfhearted smirk and maniacal laughter? 1.3064 0.03716 235 176 46 13
296 What’s the one when you want to punch your friends right in their face? 1.3059 0.04003 219 167 37 15
297 They’re words, English words, OK? I put them in my texts sometimes. 1.3057 0.04557 193 152 23 18
298 My analyst thinks I'm afraid to show my emotions. 1.3048 0.03773 210 155 46 9
299 Did I miss the memo-ji? 1.3048 0.03651 210 153 50 7
300 ‘You are what you text’ 1.3043 0.03865 230 175 40 15
301 Sometimes I have trouble reading faces. 1.3033 0.04103 211 162 34 15
302 Who are you people? 1.3033 0.03843 244 188 38 18
303 You're all overreacting. 1.3030 0.03851 231 176 40 15
304 Thankfully none of you feel like shit 1.3029 0.04467 208 166 21 21
305 Trust me, if there were a General Anxiety emoji, I'd never take it off. 1.3026 0.04150 195 148 35 12
306 Can someone please translate? I don't speak Emoji. 1.3024 0.04462 205 163 22 20
307 Rachel did not know how to express her emotions 1.3024 0.04069 205 156 36 13
308 I said we should all be willing to wear our EMOTIONS on our faces! 1.3022 0.03920 225 172 38 15
309 Ever have that dream where everyone is an emoji except you? 1.3021 0.04258 192 147 32 13
310 I’m not sure how I feel. 1.3018 0.03798 222 167 43 12
311 Don't press Which button? 1.3015 0.04090 199 151 36 12
312 I like being just me. 1.3014 0.03940 219 167 38 14
313 I’m still processing how I feel. 1.3011 0.04417 186 144 28 14
314 Can I change my mind later? 1.3000 0.03822 210 157 43 10
315 I identify as emoji-neutral. 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
316 But I don’t want to be the eggplant. 1.2990 0.04282 194 150 30 14
317 First you have to prove you’re not a robot 1.2990 0.04282 194 150 30 14
318 That's why I hold mine 2-4 inches from my head. 1.2981 0.04132 208 161 32 15
319 I miss the 1900s 1.2980 0.04157 198 152 33 13
320 What's a metaphor for boring? 1.2972 0.03907 212 161 39 12
321 I can't find an emoji for feeling left out!!!! 1.2972 0.03791 212 159 43 10
322 One more time, how do I turn on my “head filter” again? 1.2969 0.04309 192 149 29 14
323 It just goes to show you, you are what you tweet 1.2968 0.03766 219 165 43 11
324 I’ll just stick with words. 1.2966 0.03683 236 179 44 13
325 Can’t I just be myself? 1.2965 0.03951 199 150 39 10
326 Group text reality. 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
327 Me? I'm here because my parents named me Emoji. 1.2957 0.04270 186 143 31 12
328 Do I really have to update to the new iOS? 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
329 Oh, Crap. That’s who we forgot to invite. 1.2947 0.04081 207 160 33 14
330 My group text nightmare… 1.2947 0.04195 207 162 29 16
331 Is there one that says, help me, I can't express my feelings in words?” 1.2944 0.04365 180 139 29 12
332 OK, lock in your emoji before you put down your phones or everyone will see the real you. 1.2944 0.04037 197 150 36 11
333 I've got to get some real friends. 1.2938 0.04207 194 150 31 13
334 What's the emoji for "normal"? 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
335 I still prefer a thousand words 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
336 Social media has gone to your heads 1.2935 0.04432 184 144 26 14
337 the five stages of online dating 1.2933 0.04286 208 165 25 18
338 6G? I just updated to 5G! 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
339 Actually I'm not sure I want to know what my superpower is! 1.2925 0.03952 212 163 36 13
340 Oops, what’d I do 1.2923 0.04059 195 149 35 11
341 I guess I’’m just the ‘Karen’ emoji? 1.2919 0.04047 209 162 33 14
342 Clearly I have an issue with being able to express myself. 1.2906 0.03946 203 155 37 11
343 ‘I think you’re all overreacting.’ 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
344 No one told me that today was " Wear Your Emoji To Work" Day. 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
345 Well, as long as Eggplant isn't here. 1.2900 0.03984 200 153 36 11
346 Sorry I can't join you, I have a flip-phone. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
347 Be careful. You are what you Tweet. 1.2899 0.04183 207 163 28 16
348 Well, I just don't let social media comments go to my head! 1.2896 0.04507 183 145 23 15
349 Which emoji best says we're at the end of humanity? 1.2895 0.04257 190 148 29 13
350 I feel like I’m misunderstanding something 1.2893 0.04087 197 152 33 12
351 ‘I was expecting something different when I suggested we meet face-to-face.’ 1.2893 0.04273 197 155 27 15
352 Can we all just use our words? 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
353 I’m feeling very colon dash left parenthesis.” 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
354 I see what you're saying. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
355 I know where this is headed. 1.2886 0.03967 201 154 36 11
356 Rachel was starting to feel disconnected from her 4 children. 1.2885 0.04109 208 163 30 15
357 I'm feeling quite emojinal at the moment. 1.2879 0.04254 198 156 27 15
358 But the only one left is the smiling poo emoji. 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
359 No eggplant in this dream either 1.2873 0.03959 181 136 38 7
360 But I still don’t get it. 1.2873 0.03959 181 136 38 7
361 Which emoji means not horny at all? 1.2872 0.04283 188 147 28 13
362 I think the acid just kicked in... 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
363 Hold it...I thought we were doing Wordle! 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
364 I still can't get mine to work! I can't go out there looking like this! 1.2865 0.04659 178 143 19 16
365 Yes, it's my first Coachella. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
366 I really am not comfortable being the eggplant. 1.2865 0.04345 192 152 25 15
367 All that's left is poo 1.2865 0.04282 192 151 27 14
368 I don’t know. I guess I lost my head. 1.2865 0.03810 192 144 41 7
369 Which one is the phone emoji? 1.2864 0.04175 199 156 29 14
370 I think I liked it better when people wore their emotions on their sleeve. 1.2864 0.04051 199 154 33 12
371 I've heard how dog owners start to look like their owners but this is just weird 1.2857 0.04028 196 151 34 11
372 I don't know what AI app you're using, but you gotta stop! 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
373 I’m glad I decided to wait on the upgrade. 1.2857 0.04378 182 143 26 13
374 I picture myself as more ironic than iconic. 1.2857 0.04308 182 142 28 12
375 When I sent the invite out I didn’t expect the emojis to show up! 1.2857 0.04060 189 145 34 10
376 Sorry peach, looks like eggplant’s going out with taco. 1.2849 0.04630 172 137 21 14
377 Whatever happened to just ‘have a nice day’? 1.2843 0.03916 204 157 36 11
378 I’m just not feeling all that emojional today. 1.2842 0.04436 190 152 22 16
379 Has anyone seen Eggplant? 1.2842 0.04177 190 148 30 12
380 hmmm, didn't receive that upgrade 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
381 There’s no emoji for “what happened to just hanging out?” 1.2841 0.04332 176 137 28 11
382 I'm beginning to see why we now call it "X" 1.2835 0.04115 194 151 31 12
383 I did not know to wear a costume to Emoji-Con 1.2835 0.04115 194 151 31 12
384 You know you guys are nepo adults now right...you can take those off. 1.2834 0.04549 187 151 19 17
385 OMG emojis, I tried everything but can't get ahead. 1.2834 0.04221 187 146 29 12
386 So how is everyone feeling today? 1.2833 0.04335 180 141 27 12
387 I'm beginning to understand why I don't understand anything anymore. 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
388 I thought this was Comicon. Is it Emoticon? 1.2821 0.04224 195 154 27 14
389 Why can't I be normal? 1.2821 0.03965 195 150 35 10
390 I'm jealous of how authentic you all are! 1.2818 0.04169 181 140 31 10
391 Oh, did you just "unfriend" me? 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
392 I think you’re overreacting, guys.” 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
393 Yep, I'm stuck in the middle with no clue. 1.2812 0.04204 192 151 28 13
394 There really isn’t an emoji for ennui. 1.2811 0.04106 185 143 32 10
395 I got replaced by a colon and a bracket. 1.2811 0.03960 185 141 36 8
396 Whoa, this AI stuff is getting real. 1.2805 0.04781 164 132 18 14
397 Guys... I really need some suggestions and not just reactions. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
398 I knew this was going to happen. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
399 For the last time... I refuse to be the poop emoji!" 1.2798 0.04312 193 154 24 15
400 This is not how Brenda envisioned the four horsemen of the apocalypse 1.2793 0.04341 179 141 26 12
401 Tell me again which one represents ‘I give up’? 1.2791 0.04309 172 134 28 10
402 No worries. I’m typing #unfiltered. 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
403 I wish I had something to say. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
404 Yea, it’s tough when you realise that you are only an emoji and not a real human. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
405 So, I'm guessing the answer is because you can. 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
406 Mom told you guys if you kept using that emoji, your face would stick like that. 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
407 I like eggplants. What's the problem?" 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
408 Where is the emoji that means ‘I need new friends’?” 1.2781 0.04517 169 134 23 12
409 And how did you set up facial recognition? 1.2778 0.04247 180 141 28 11
410 Whatever you do, don't poke me. 1.2778 0.04598 180 146 18 16
411 Poop emoji is late - he’s still speaking at the Trump rally. 1.2775 0.04590 173 139 20 14
412 And me with an English degree. 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
413 So my head becomes the last emoji I used? Oh sh…. 1.2771 0.04729 166 134 18 14
414 I think my identity's been stolen. 1.2768 0.04368 177 140 25 12
415 What is the emoji for clueless? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
416 What if I just feel like me? 1.2768 0.04368 177 140 25 12
417 So I am the only one with an android!? 1.2766 0.04320 188 150 24 14
418 I think we need to get on the same page. 1.2761 0.04015 163 123 35 5
419 I didn’t realize that “hello” could be taken so many ways. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
420 I don’t like where this is heading… 1.2757 0.04017 185 143 33 9
421 I thought you said these were regular brownies… 1.2751 0.04234 189 150 26 13
422 Wow! These mushrooms are kick ass! 1.2750 0.04771 160 129 18 13
423 So, just so you know, this is my first emoji flash mob. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
424 I was thinking more something along the lines of wistful ambivalence coupled with schadenfreude. 1.2749 0.04392 171 135 25 11
425 But I don't feel that strongly about anything... 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
426 Am I the only one here using the sadly real life filter 1.2742 0.04211 186 147 27 12
427 You guys took all the good ones and just left me the eggplant. 1.2742 0.04413 186 150 21 15
428 Dammit, I can never remember the word for it! 1.2742 0.04071 186 145 31 10
429 What's the best emoji for when you hate change and didn't want the latest update? 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
430 I shouldn’t have had that gummy below the sofa. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
431 What’s the emoji for you’re all batshit crazy…. 1.2737 0.04537 179 145 19 15
432 I guess they were right. You are what you tweet 1.2733 0.04523 172 138 21 13
433 I really need an update. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
434 I was to meet Mr. Potato Head. 1.2732 0.04395 183 147 22 14
435 I thought AI stood for “As Is. 1.2727 0.04737 165 134 17 14
436 So… is that a yes? 1.2727 0.04028 198 156 30 12
437 Is it just me, or is this new app kind of creepy? 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
438 What's an emoji ? 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
439 Having an Android feels increasingly isolating. 1.2717 0.04236 184 146 26 12
440 Well 💩 1.2716 0.04552 162 129 22 11
441 To her horror, Gretchen had stumbled into a Gen Z orgy 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
442 Can we just go back to thumbs up or thumbs down? 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
443 I think the guy that won the Mr. Potato head Contest won because he was from australia, And the editors thought that might look good. I certainly would need somebody to explain even just the meaning, which eludes me completely. 1.2704 0.05255 159 135 5 19
444 What do you mean there isn't an emoji that represents you? I use this brown swirly one to refer to you all the time! 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
445 Was I supposed to put the eggplant on my head? 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
446 All I've got is " :) " on my flip phone. 1.2698 0.04151 189 150 27 12
447 Can't we have one Emoji for a normal woman?" 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
448 OMG, I have my Grandmas phone. 1.2696 0.03997 204 162 29 13
449 Hey Siri, add Suburban Mom Emoji 1.2695 0.04449 167 133 23 11
450 Is there one for Sad For The Future? 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
451 How do I get a head in this game? 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
452 And you're all from Atlanta? 1.2690 0.04132 171 133 30 8
453 Oh my god! I’m starting to believe my English degree really IS as meaningless as everyone said! 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
454 I think I’ll wait a while before I do the new software update. 1.2688 0.04054 186 146 30 10
455 Looks like I'm the only one qualified to be the Virgin Emoji. 1.2688 0.04668 160 129 19 12
456 Our book club has turned into 🐃💩 1.2688 0.04497 160 127 23 10
457 What emoji do I use for Sexy Warrior Princess who likes chocolate" and kittens 1.2683 0.04745 164 134 16 14
458 i just don't know who my friends are any more. 1.2682 0.04234 179 142 26 11
459 Which one do I use to switch the conversation back to words? 1.2679 0.04425 168 134 23 11
460 I'm not sure I want to show my inner emojis. 1.2678 0.04169 183 145 27 11
461 Suddenly, Sandra became less sure about this new iPhone update. 1.2671 0.04725 161 131 17 13
462 So you guys are sure the sun flower is gender neutral 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
463 Crying Guy can't make it. He's at a funeral. 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
464 Why is there no emoji for the feeling I get when I can't find the emoji to express the feeling I have? 1.2667 0.04478 165 132 22 11
465 .... now let's check with AI to find out if who you think you are 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
466 Why do you suggest eggplant? 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
467 I know I shouldn't have called her a buttface 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
468 Maybe meeting in person was a mistake. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
469 Damn! All the good emojis are taken. 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
470 I can't believe it. I'm the only one of my friends who hasn't had work done. 1.2663 0.04239 169 133 27 9
471 I thought this was a "come as you are" party. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
472 I give up trying to understand emojis. Where’s the ‘white flag’ symbol? 1.2656 0.04596 192 161 11 20
473 So Peach, you broke up with Eggplant? 1.2654 0.04533 162 130 21 11
474 My name is Betsy. Why do you keep calling me Karen? 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
475 No wonder this doesn't have a caption. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
476 But they haven't made an emoji for utter disillusionment 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
477 Okay, who got the gummies and where’d you get them? 1.2644 0.04532 174 142 18 14
478 I said I needed EMOTIONAL support. 1.2644 0.04605 174 143 16 15
479 Why can't someone else be ' Pile Of Poo' this time? 1.2642 0.04675 159 129 18 12
480 I'm having difficulty finding the emoji for existential dread. 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
481 "Oh, come on, people, have a heart . . ." 1.2640 0.04666 178 148 13 17
482 I thought we all agreed a tastefully discreet tattoo would suffice? 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
483 You guys got all the good ones! 1.2637 0.03948 182 142 32 8
484 I guess I just suffer from a complete lack of self-awareness. 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
485 So, you're blocking me because I'm 'odd looking'? 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
486 So you're telling me all of these seemingly innocent emojis are sexual? -Lydia Kozlowski 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
487 I wish I hadn’t picked the Karen emoji. 1.2635 0.04430 167 134 22 11
488 Why do I always have to be the eggplant emoji? 1.2635 0.04179 167 131 28 8
489 Pronouns are so 2022. 1.2634 0.04109 186 148 27 11
490 I wouldn’t update the software on your phone until they work out a few kinks. 1.2632 0.04183 190 153 24 13
491 I think I’m going to limit my screen time. 1.2632 0.04195 171 135 27 9
492 I miss the days of wearing your heart on your sleeve 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
493 Tell me this cartoon is from 2023 without telling me this cartoon is from 2023. 1.2629 0.04361 175 141 22 12
494 Eggplant? 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
495 Really, Cassie, who even ARE you? 1.2628 0.04647 156 126 19 11
496 Sorry, guys, I just can't express my feelings like you. 1.2625 0.04563 160 129 20 11
497 Is there an emoji for self-righteous indignation or do I have to use this boring alphabet? 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
498 The Four Horsemen of Textocalypse 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
499 I don’t think that I have the head for this. 1.2614 0.04186 176 140 26 10
500 I've seen you all before, but I can't remember where or when. 1.2614 0.04263 176 141 24 11
501 Yeah, this is my first Emoti Con. 1.2601 0.04464 173 141 19 13
502 I’ve only got an Android. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
503 So where were you guys headed? 1.2600 0.04954 150 124 13 13
504 I need to start reading the Evite. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
505 It’s a good time to be an Android user. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
506 It says "If you don't see the poo emoji, you are the poo emoji." 1.2595 0.04594 158 128 19 11
507 My therapist did say I could stand to be more expressive... 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
508 That new emoji app is really a head of its time 1.2595 0.04520 185 154 14 17
509 Opinions appear divided 1.2593 0.03836 189 148 33 8
510 Oh, I wear my emotions on my sleeve. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
511 I'm texting my dad. Not my daddy. 1.2588 0.04360 170 137 22 11
512 I knew there'd be problems with X developing emoji technology. 1.2588 0.04742 170 142 12 16
513 I didn't know this was what you meant when you said that you were using your devices to get ahead 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
514 just _one_ to define my entire personality? 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
515 I think I'll skip this software update. 1.2586 0.03616 174 132 39 3
516 I appreciate your honesty 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
517 Hey guys, I’d like to have a word with you. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
518 Sunshine, Flamer, Demon, Peach. You've all been blocked. I'm out of reach! 1.2585 0.04931 147 121 14 12
519 I’m having concerns about what our plans are for the evening. 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
520 Wow, iOS 17 did have some changes. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
521 Does it work if I have an android? 1.2575 0.04411 167 135 21 11
522 I don't even know how to react anymore. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
523 All the good ones were taken. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
524 So, go into Settings, choose Privacy & Security, then select Vulnerability, and toggle to Embarrassing Overexposure? 1.2570 0.04124 179 143 26 10
525 my battery died. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
526 Where’s ‘Ennui’ when we need her? 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
527 I'm finished with X - it's far too divisive 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
528 And people tell me that I'M too emotional?!! 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
529 Oh, what do you know, Karen wins again for authenticity 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
530 I guess I just thought that the death of nuance would be more metaphorical. 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
531 I got an amber alert. 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
532 Why can't I just "like" something anymore??? 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
533 So, this is not the Christmas Cookies meet-up? 1.2560 0.04467 168 137 19 12
534 Some people are so two-faced on social media 1.2558 0.03987 172 135 30 7
535 How can I get my emojo back!? 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
536 That’s what the eggplant means?! 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
537 Wow, everybody looks so different than you do on Zoom! 1.2543 0.04292 173 140 22 11
538 E-mom-ji 1.2543 0.04213 173 139 24 10
539 Is there an emoji for gluten intolerant? 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
540 How do we all feel about this? 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
541 Sabrina wondered now what was in the sandwich she’d stolen from the fridge 1.2533 0.04841 150 124 14 12
542 I don't like how any of you is reacting to this vacation pic 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
543 That looks like the 'fifth wheel' emoji. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
544 But it's just an innocent picture of my new jeans, you weren't supposed to take it that way 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
545 This is less fun in person. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
546 I just want a little FaceTime. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
547 I'm going back to using actual words to answer my texts...so you are all fired! 1.2530 0.03887 166 129 32 5
548 Damn, the 4 Emojis of the Apocalypse 1.2530 0.04159 166 132 26 8
549 Sorry, I contain multitudes. 1.2529 0.04340 170 138 21 11
550 Cindy was horrified when she heard eggplant was on the way. 1.2529 0.04191 174 140 24 10
551 I don't think I'll install the new AI app. 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
552 Do any of you see a Hates Emojis emoji? 1.2517 0.04808 143 117 16 10
553 Oh my God! I won for best costume! 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
554 I didn’t realize it was that kind of party 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
555 You’re all so judgmental. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
556 Why, again, can’t I use the eggplant? 1.2517 0.04812 147 121 15 11
557 Well, no to poop. Open to eggplant. 1.2517 0.04624 151 123 18 10
558 Emoji Witness Protection Program? What happened to just moving? 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
559 Looks like this new app works. Let's see what happens if I say God. 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
560 Donna, your head looks like Brenda's bottom. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
561 These phones are really dehumanizing. 1.2515 0.04390 167 136 20 11
562 I’m turning into my mother! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
563 Maybe I am spending too much time on my phone. 1.2500 0.04115 168 134 26 8
564 What if I don't want to be the fifth emoji of the apocalypse? 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
565 Oh, why am I so incapable of feeling! 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
566 Tell me what you're really thinking 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
567 I replied with a whole sentence. 1.2500 0.04284 168 136 22 10
568 I don't even like eggplant. 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
569 So.... we're all actually in the same network... 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
570 ‘And that’s why I unticked automatic installs’ 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
571 Where is the one that expresses absolute existential horror? 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
572 After the last group chat, Judy was starting to question her friends’ characters. 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
573 is everyone emoting without me? 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
574 I don’t think my Zoloft has kicked in yet… 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
575 You look so different from your profile pic. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
576 But I've been told that sometimes a vegetable isn't a vegetable. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
577 Well obviously, I'm emotionally detached. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
578 Doesn't anyone wear their emotions on their sleeve anymore? 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
579 I've noticed that you guys aren't very hard to read... 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
580 I knew I shouldn’t have gone with “Plain Jane”. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
581 I'm overcome with emoji. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
582 Enough with the subtlety. I am hot, horny and want it now. 1.2483 0.04748 145 119 16 10
583 I can't put my finger on this feeling. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
584 Hey Siri, Google how to leave a group chat. 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
585 These motherfuckers. 1.2482 0.05052 137 114 12 11
586 I have commitment issues, you guys know that. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
587 I’m just going to call you” 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
588 You guys are so emojional! 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
589 What do I pick for existential crisis? 1.2471 0.04400 170 140 18 12
590 I don't think were all on the same page here. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
591 Well, clearly my iPhone needs an upgrade. 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
592 Nina realises that her personality is probably too multi-dimensional for today's culture. 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
593 My emojis are gone. Am I dead? 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
594 Uh, I don't think I like the Metaverse. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
595 How Gen Z views the world. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
596 My head's not in this. 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
597 Do any of you know how to spell apocalypse? 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
598 I guess you are what you tweet 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
599 Let's put our phones away and go back to old-fashioned face-to-face. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
600 Is there an emoji for being fed up with emojis? 1.2449 0.04787 147 122 14 11
601 I can't find a Debbie Downer emoji. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
602 So I’m the only one with an identity crisis? 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
603 I don't know, I just feel a little more complex 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
604 The girl who forgot to charge her phone 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
605 Er, guys, I'm not sure I have what it takes to be 'eggplant' 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
606 So, let me get this straight. You guys hang out with me because I'm hard to read, which makes me mysterious, which makes me interesting? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
607 I don’t want to look like I had work done. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
608 A peach, Susan? Really? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
609 Let’s unface time! 1.2437 0.04321 160 130 21 9
610 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
611 Please, not the eggplant. Please, not the eggplant. 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
612 Guys who invited peach face, you know she makes me uncomfortable 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
613 OMG, I'm hideous! R. Serling 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
614 In that instant, Carol deeply regretted her love of potty humor. 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
615 Is… is 🍆 coming? 1.2428 0.04091 173 140 24 9
616 Back in my day we used to have 180 characters 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
617 I-I’ve become old 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
618 What button do I press to get a head piece. 1.2426 0.04157 169 137 23 9
619 Do you know what I mean? 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
620 Being the Karen emojii is not what I hoped for! 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
621 How do I get rid of my head? 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
622 Yes, but then they told me what the eggplant represented. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
623 I think I forgot to install the latest update. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
624 Sorry, I'm not into head games. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
625 Yeah, I still use T9. How'd you know? 1.2411 0.04602 141 115 18 8
626 OMG! My mother was right! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
627 I liked it better when there were just two of you. You know, the angel and the devil. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
628 Okay, I need to play outside or read a book or something. 1.2406 0.04791 133 109 16 8
629 I fell asleep swiping right on Tinder again, didn’t I? 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
630 I miss the days when you knew who your friends were! 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
631 I won't let your emotions get the best of me. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
632 I’ve learned to not text when I’m emotional. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
633 I refuse to be defined. 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
634 What’s the emoji for ‘enough already with the emojis?’ 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
635 I feel meaningless 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
636 I think I'm having an emojial crisis. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
637 Jeez, wouldn't a simple "like/no like" suffice? It's just my grocery list. 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
638 Which one outs me as an elder millennial again? 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
639 I’m just not feeling it. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
640 I’m at a complete loss for words! 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
641 I don't care if I'm the odd one out; I won't text with emojis! 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
642 Slack-jawed, Apple's new AirDrop Emoji product manager reconsiders her entire career path. 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
643 I do want to belong - but not as a bunch of green grapes. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
644 Why don't they have a Karen emoji! 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
645 So clearly, I'm the Gen X emoji. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
646 Am I in the right place for the TikTok interviews? 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
647 Um... I don't think I'm doing this right 1.2381 0.05216 126 106 10 10
648 She sure knows how to throw a meme party! 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
649 I don’t want to sound like an alarmist, but I think all of your screen time is really messing with your heads! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
650 You guys are so much taller in real life! 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
651 My peeps wanna know which one of us is the hottie? 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
652 Choose wisely. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
653 Eggplant isn't invited, right? 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
654 AI: We knew it wasn't intelligent ... and now it turns out it's not artificial either. 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
655 I don't think I'm ready yet for this level of diversity. 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
656 But what if I don't want to be an eggplant? 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
657 I know I know you all got one yesterday. But I'm not getting a flu shot this year as I heard there are strange side effects? 1.2374 0.04633 139 114 17 8
658 Is everything a polarizing topic? 1.2372 0.04558 156 130 15 11
659 But, tell me how you REALLY feel. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
660 Am I the only one on shrooms? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
661 (ㆆ _ ㆆ) just a sec, the 90s are calling 1.2362 0.05056 127 106 12 9
662 OMG, WTF, LOL! 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
663 "I want to be liked for who I am." 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
664 I just don't have the head for cyberspeak 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
665 I'm a humoji. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
666 Can't we just talk...you know, with words? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
667 Oh no, all my emotions are coming out! 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
668 Wait! Wait! My battery died` 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
669 I know I asked for a reaction, but this is too much 1.2357 0.04713 140 116 15 9
670 Okay kids, I can take a hint. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
671 Oh great. Dog poo and eggplant are the only popular ones left.” 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
672 It's just a pic of my little brother eating cereal. 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
673 You’d think in this cultural climate they would have an emoji for ‘woke’. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
674 I can't find the introvert emoji ! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
675 Be honest, do you have me on silent? 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
676 I can't believe I forgot to update my phone 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
677 What setting did you use? 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
678 So just add a period and send? 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
679 I really do need to get a life. 1.2345 0.03792 145 113 30 2
680 Apparently,God made humans in his own emoji. 1.2345 0.04592 145 120 16 9
681 Those were selfies?!? 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
682 But, I'm not on TikTok! 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
683 Take me back, Clarence! I want to live in 1969 again." 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
684 I thought we were sticking with acronyms? 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
685 I can't find an emoji for my pronouns... 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
686 What ever happened to simply liking something? 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
687 I do have feelings! They're here somewhere. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
688 Social media has made me see you all for who you really are. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
689 Christ, what an asshole! 1.2333 0.04479 150 124 17 9
690 Wait. What? Guys, my phone just died. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
691 There's gotta be a "I can't believe what's happened to all my friends" emoji! 1.2329 0.04563 146 121 16 9
692 I dunno. Maybe I should reboot my phone. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
693 I think I'm in the wrong line. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
694 So does Thai sound good for dinner? I can’t read your faces. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
695 We definitely need to cut back on the texting. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
696 OMG! I’m going to have to use my imagination! 1.2319 0.04517 138 113 18 7
697 My essence is the cheese emoji. But I don’t want people to mistake me for a Packers fan. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
698 I'm just not feeling it today. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
699 Congenital at birth,Susan was born without a meme. 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
700 When the flyer said this was going to be an 'emo' support group, I didn't realize it was an abbreviation. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
701 But I don't even like eggplant! 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
702 Can you use that in a sentence? 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
703 Facial recognition can go climb a wall. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
704 Millennial texts are so mid 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
705 Is there an emoji for stop texting me? 1.2308 0.04441 156 130 16 10
706 I asked you to look up - Concupiscent! 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
707 The four horseman of the metaverse 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
708 Wait, you guys get porn on yours? 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
709 I’m lost for words guys, how about yourselves? 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
710 I think there is a word for the way I'm feeling.... 1.2302 0.04714 139 116 14 9
711 This must be some kind of AI joke. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
712 Gross, who the hell is SACKS?!?! 1.2302 0.04802 126 104 15 7
713 That's it!! Elon Musk has finally gone too far!!! 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
714 You guys are obsessed !Don't let these emojis go to your head! 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
715 I hardly recognize you guys in person! 1.2296 0.04812 135 113 13 9
716 Stop the world, and let me off! 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
717 But I don’t really feel anything. 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
718 All that's left is the poop emoji! 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
719 They don't allow the one I'm feeling , so I'll just use the 'thumbs up'. 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
720 It was at that moment Debbie realized that her social media presence was poor and that her edible had kicked in. 1.2295 0.05045 122 102 12 8
721 I shouldn't have taken that LSD. 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
722 Next to you all, I feel like I’m just Colon Dash Closed Parensethis. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
723 I guess I shouldn't get the latest software update 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
724 Ok fine I guess I’ll get the new iOS update. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
725 Which one says hang on while I look up what I’m feeling in the emoji dictionary. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
726 I won. 1.2288 0.03879 153 122 27 4
727 All I want for Christmas is an eggplant on my face. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
728 Where’s eggplant? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
729 I hope there's a fifth choice. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
730 I wish I knew what you’re all thinking. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
731 I warned you not to do that latest update! 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
732 I'm so yesterday. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
733 Goodness, I don't know what to say. 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
734 I guess you are what you emoji 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
735 Sorry, I emoji I don’t fit in. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
736 What's the emoji for never-ending social angst? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
737 On second thought, I might just start with ‘Hello’ 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
738 Your average Reddit community . . . 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
739 Stop calling me Punctuation Girl. That’s not a real name. 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
740 Whatever happened to 'Be Yourself'? 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
741 I guess it's true: You are what you tweet! 1.2270 0.04378 163 137 15 11
742 My AI appears to have unleashed your subconscious personality traits. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
743 I'm really not sure how to feel. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
744 I like hanging out, but I just find your reactions too predictable. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
745 My head isn’t in it! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
746 I regret clicking agree to all the iOS conditions. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
747 Thank God I have limited data. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
748 uh, i’m looking for steve 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
749 Of course, I'm last to update. 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
750 But…I just want blonde hair and bigger eyes. 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
751 But I just can't find the real me! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
752 We just don’t seem to be able to communicate face-to-face anymore. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
753 But I love eggplant! 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
754 I can always tell how you are going to react. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
755 Who remembers my password? 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
756 If it's so cool, why don't YOU take the poop emoji? 1.2258 0.04970 124 104 12 8
757 Having escaped Melanie's phone,'The Emojis' demand an agent and a spot on the next Taylor Swift tour. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
758 I’m not feeling anything at the moment. 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
759 Warning! Imogi overuse may result in irreversible consequences. 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
760 I forgot to get the new iOS update. Is it worth it? 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
761 I must be emojining this. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
762 What happened to that cute panda emoji? 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
763 Looks like they don't have my emoji for bland. 1.2252 0.04620 151 128 12 11
764 I feel nothing! 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
765 But what if I’m just trying to make a doctor’s appointment? 1.2248 0.04951 129 109 11 9
766 Googling “How to form deep personal connections” 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
767 AI begins the dreaded destruction of humanity. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
768 So how are you all feeling, figuratively? 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
769 Tell me I’m dreaming! 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
770 I think you guys are overreacting. 1.2246 0.04485 138 114 17 7
771 I don't WANT to be eggplant. 1.2245 0.04295 147 121 19 7
772 When I got a chance to hang out with The Emojis, I thought it was going to be a tribute band. 1.2245 0.04507 147 123 15 9
773 But I’m not a pineapple! 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
774 Wow, the new iOS 74.2 update is super realistic... 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
775 Is this what George Orwell warned us about in 1984? 1.2240 0.04801 125 104 14 7
776 My God, you wear your personality on your face! 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
777 I'm gonna stop with the cucumbers 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
778 I find that my emotions are too complex for just one symbol. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
779 I cracked the code. We are all part of a computer simulation. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
780 How are you not afraid of being typecast? 1.2231 0.04766 121 100 15 6
781 Wait! I haven’t thought of a clever response yet! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
782 How can the eggplant be the only icon left? 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
783 Anyone catch that article about getting too much screen time? 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
784 Butt, OUT! 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
785 So far there is no emoji for me...I'm a Karen! 1.2231 0.04125 130 104 23 3
786 I'm no good with NAMES but I never forget a FACE' 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
787 I need a ‘can’t commit’ emoji. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
788 But what if I want to be the flamenco dancer? 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
789 This is one bad flashback from an acid trip in the Sixties. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
790 I'm trying not to get emojinal. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
791 Can't you guys wear your emotions on your sleeves like the rest of us? 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
792 Blackberry. And you? 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
793 My head is in the wrong place . 1.2222 0.04346 144 119 18 7
794 Why do I always have to be the eggplant? 1.2222 0.04564 144 121 14 9
795 OK, we are all registered for emojicon. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
796 Do I have to be the Meat head?! 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
797 Is there a lemon here somewhere? 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
798 Does anyone know what happened to “use your words”? 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
799 You're breaking up with me in person?!! 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
800 1.2215 0.04650 149 127 11 11
801 There is no ambivalent emoji. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
802 Tell me how you really feel! 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
803 This social media stuff is really getting to our heads. 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
804 Where's heart? She didn't say she would be late! 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
805 I don't care. I insist on texting in complete, fully punctuated sentences. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
806 Remind me, what's the emoji for feeling the pointlessness of mankind's short and destructive existence on earth while seeking mindless distraction in superficial friendships? 1.2214 0.04635 131 109 15 7
807 Fostering emotional communication among teens. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
808 I'm just relieved none of your heads is an eggplant. 1.2208 0.04442 154 130 14 10
809 I don't have a boring , straight , Caucasian, female Imogene on my phone. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
810 Remember chatting without a phone? It’s called a conversation. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
811 I can't take the peer pressure-I'll get the damn upgrade. 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
812 Which emoji is for an average boring person? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
813 Can somebody help me find the Eyeroll emoji? 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
814 So I’m the artificial one ? 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
815 Why do you guys always react to my posts so emoticonally? 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
816 Now I need to choose an emoji to go with my pronouns? 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
817 Maybe I shouldn't give that restaurant a crappy review. 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
818 So, emoji and emojum? 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
819 What emoji should I use if my feelings are complex and ever-changing? 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
820 I paid extra NOT to have that app on my phone. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
821 Guess I missed the new update 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
822 I'm not sure how I feel about this. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
823 Emily Dickinson didn't have to use this nonsense! 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
824 Why am I so indecisive? 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
825 I’m bad at song charades. Girl on Fire and The Devil Went Down to Georgia? 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
826 And you said I was the emotional one! 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
827 If you keep making that face, you’ll get stuck that way. 1.2192 0.04400 146 122 16 8
828 Wait...I'm the poop emoji? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
829 I’ve heard of tech-neck, but emoji-dome is new to me. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
830 No you can't use my face for that emoji 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
831 Where’s the emoji for choice overload? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
832 Too much information. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
833 People are really losing their heads over these new emojis. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
834 ...and he looked nothing like the profile picture he posted! 1.2188 0.04953 128 109 10 9
835 I’m not sure what’s real anymore 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
836 My therapist said I should just be myself. 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
837 I wish I was the eggplant one. That peach looking fine. 1.2183 0.04483 142 119 15 8
838 Stop it! I don't want a damned eggplant emoji head !! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
839 I just don’t have any strong feelings about this week’s cartoon caption contest. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
840 Anyone up for some actual, you know, sex? 1.2177 0.05192 124 107 7 10
841 Tm getting all these mixed messages. 1.2177 0.04373 147 123 16 8
842 I can no longer communicate with the world. My emotions are far more complex than emojis! 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
843 As a counselor, I want to warn you this isn't a college major. 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
844 Introducing the new and improved “Displeased Karen” emoji 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
845 I think I got a wrong number. I don't recognize any of you. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
846 Yes, opposites do attract. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
847 Are you sure all of your new phones' latest features are really necessary? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
848 What the hell is that one supposed to be? 1.2171 0.04664 129 108 14 7
849 Does the new update hurt? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
850 Oh no! Woman reacting with an emoticon accidentally shows her age 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
851 I just don't feel it everyone! 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
852 OMG you guys took my all ideas for an emoji head. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
853 What do I have to do to get ahead? 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
854 I gave up using emojis and avatars when I didn’t remember what I actually looked like anymore. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
855 Oh My God! You've never seen me naked. 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
856 What d’ya mean – I have trouble showing my emotions? 1.2162 0.04345 148 124 16 8
857 Don’t say it, Jen. Vomiting face is never a good look. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
858 He says I'm too nuanced. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
859 To be honest, I don’t know what I feel. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
860 Am I in heaven or hell? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
861 Unlike you, I don't have a head for emojis. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
862 Yeah, but how do you guys REALLY feel? 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
863 Eggplant or Poo? 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
864 So you are Generation Z’s Fantastic Four. 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
865 Looks like I'm going to be needing Caller ID. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
866 My battery ran out 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
867 How did my emoginary friends find me on facebook? 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
868 How can I get back to the 80’s 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
869 So, you’re telling me this is the only way to get a head? 1.2148 0.04422 149 126 14 9
870 I miss the clarity of words. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
871 Which one do I use for a wrong number? 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
872 Please tell me the eggplant guy isn't here. 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
873 All they have left is the eggplant?? 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
874 With friends like you,who needs emojis? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
875 The poop emoji just broke up with me over text. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
876 Just say what you mean! 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
877 I've always had trouble emoting. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
878 I’m sorry I lost my head. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
879 Now I shall become emoji, destroyer of grammar. 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
880 I miss small talk 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
881 OK, that was really anti- Agnostic! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
882 Debbie decided it was time she filtered out some of her friends. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
883 Back to microdosing! 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
884 At first we make our tools, then our tools make us; amiright? 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
885 There's no Emoji for Passive, Complacent, Introvert. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
886 Wait, do you all think I'm the smiling turd? 1.2126 0.04825 127 108 11 8
887 What filter is THAT, Susan? 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
888 i guess it’s time to upgrade from my blackberry. 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
889 I don’t get what’s so funny about wanting to be the eggplant. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
890 Why can’t I be friendly and intelligent? 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
891 So: to stand out, I gotta conform?! 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
892 Words really do fail me. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
893 I’m just trying to get ahead 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
894 If you're looking for a sharp pang of anxiety riddled with an overwhelming sense of not being young anymore, you've come to the right place. 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
895 Which one gets me a taxi at rush hour? 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
896 It’s the emoji zone. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
897 Any of you guys seen Eggplant? 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
898 is it because im android? 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
899 Not big on words? 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
900 You guys have taken this filter thing too damn far. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
901 Facebook needs new emoticons. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
902 Whatever happened to rock, paper, scissors? 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
903 I get so emotional at gatherings like this 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
904 Tell me what you really think! 1.2113 0.04562 142 121 12 9
905 Did I miss another OS update? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
906 Can you still accept me if my emotion isn’t visually represented? 1.2110 0.05226 109 93 9 7
907 I am not an eggplant! 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
908 You're all using each other. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
909 Wait! I am still updating my system! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
910 Oh, dear! I hope I can roll back that operating system update. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
911 I think I missed a software update. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
912 Surely there must be another emoji that better expresses how I feel. 1.2105 0.05057 114 97 10 7
913 Sorry guys, my subscription expired. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
914 So I guess this leaves ME as the shithead? 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
915 I’m not sure how to tell him how I feel. 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
916 When Holly finally looked up from her phone she was shocked to realize she recognized her companions more easily by their emojis than by their faces. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
917 What the heck is an emoji??? 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
918 Let up, guys - I just can't find the words 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
919 So your emojis are contagious ? 1.2101 0.04603 119 99 15 5
920 Beam me up, Scotty 1.2101 0.05046 119 102 9 8
921 Does "UF" mean unfriend, or is it the other way? 1.2098 0.04309 143 120 16 7
922 You think I'M dramatic?! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
923 Look, let’s face facts. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
924 Whadya mean I'm too wordy? 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
925 I’m still a little concerned about the fruit, Joan. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
926 Uhh, so I see things are getting pretty serious with Aubergine 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
927 Sorry. I just feel like me today. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
928 Don't let social media go to your heads 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
929 It looks like none of us are on the same page about this issue. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
930 You guys didn’t start another group text without me, right? Why is everyone laughing? 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
931 Can someone find the one for apathy? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
932 Mine's just a simple smiley face. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
933 Which one of you guys means interested but not too interested 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
934 I'm getting some mixed messages here. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
935 God I hate millennials 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
936 I feel emotionless. 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
937 I got "Pray" hands 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
938 But you guys are so—iconic. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
939 I'm afraid I don't remember any of your names anymore. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
940 Well, that’s enough internet for today. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
941 I must have swiped in the wrong direction. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
942 Do you have one for vanilla? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
943 I know we agreed I would be poop-head, but it just seemed too ironic. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
944 I'm not sure how to convey 'you should get tested.' 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
945 I've got nothing to say. 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
946 Mormons are so weird! 1.2072 0.04976 111 94 11 6
947 I think our phones may be spending a bit too much time on us. 1.2071 0.04476 140 119 13 8
948 How do you know when you've been hacked? 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
949 Sometimes I feel like just another face in the cloud. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
950 How do you spell "FOMO"? 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
951 Don't you guys understand? You are what you tweet. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
952 I have trouble expressing myself. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
953 Oh god, I'm an android :( 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
954 I can't believe you guys think I'm a total eggplant. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
955 Just let me be 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
956 Sorry, guys. My phone doesn’t support emojis. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
957 Sorry, what’s the one for abject failure again? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
958 I don’t want to be the eggplant. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
959 Can you first help me find the ‘on’ button?” 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
960 I think we need to have a talk about screen time, guys. 1.2063 0.03791 126 101 24 1
961 Sorry, was it something I texted? 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
962 OMG! I am a victim of identity theft. 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
963 I gotta be me. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
964 What? I’m from Twitter 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
965 I need an upgrade. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
966 Omigosh! I never looked up from my phone before! 1.2061 0.04688 131 112 11 8
967 You guys are getting paid? 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
968 I guess you're wondering why I called you here. # 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
969 Hey, people! Get out of your heads! 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
970 But I don't want to be the poop emoji. 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
971 I don’t understand. I responded with a “k”, is that bad? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
972 ‘Omg, you millennials need to grow up!’ 1.2059 0.04563 136 116 12 8
973 C'mon guys, he JUST died. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
974 Maybe it's time to ditch the Blackberry? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
975 Did you pick it or did it pick you? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
976 I thought I was assface. 1.2053 0.04130 151 127 17 7
977 So, kids, to write an email, you use the ‘letters’ of what we used to call the ‘Al..pha..bet.’ 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
978 I need a good emoji to capture the true meaning of Christmas 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
979 I need new friends . 1.2051 0.04629 117 98 14 5
980 Oh boy, nobody’s getting my message. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
981 Can’t we just talk to each other?? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
982 I'm not sure I'm ready to wear my heart emoji on my sleeve. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
983 Anyone of you guys ever experienced being at a loss for words? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
984 I will NOT be the egg plant! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
985 I think I’ve been hit by the “normal” virus. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
986 My emoji is already taken. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
987 This is my disgusted emoji. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
988 I use the "empty and defeated" one. 1.2035 0.04894 113 96 11 6
989 Maybe something like an avocado, but with a festive Christmas sweater and some New Year's glasses. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
990 How come no-one told me it was avatar day? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
991 I gotta stop taking psychedelics. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
992 No wonder I don't have any likes!? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
993 Me at work. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
994 I have no response to that. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
995 I still don’t see why I have to be the eggplant 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
996 So many choices. So little time. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
997 Why do I have to put on a face to be OK? 1.2033 0.04754 123 105 11 7
998 You said these were normal brownies! 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
999 What do I use for 'apathetic'? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1000 Um what does the human face emoji mean? 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1001 The millennial urge to write "lol" is stronger guys, sorry. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1002 Somehow, I'm not in sync with you all. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1003 I told you I’m not getting the update until the bugs are worked out. 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1004 So I guess this makes me the eggplant? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1005 But Mama said to use my words. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
1006 Has Mensa been taken over by A.I.? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1007 Well…ANDROIDS HAVE BETTER CAMERA QUALITY! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1008 Why do I always have to be the poop emoji! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1009 Not fair. I had first dibs on the peach. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1010 Can we go back to judging people by their looks? 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1011 Plastic surgery has gone too far 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1012 I'll stick with overwhelmed human. 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
1013 I'm thinking about rejoining my book club. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
1014 All my friends express their emotions but me. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1015 Sometimes an eggplant is JUST an eggplant, right ??!?!? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1016 That does it! I'm never using the poop emoji again. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1017 Oh my god! Someone just sent me a… wait, never mind, it’s just Jen’s face. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1018 So I'm just Cisgender? 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1019 I cannot render my feelings in visual shorthand! I guess I'm mad. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1020 Anybody else having trouble connecting?!? 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1021 Oh, sure. YOU don’t have to worry about facial recognition software! 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1022 Don’t even think about suggesting eggplant" 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
1023 I’m getting a headache from all this screen time, how about you? 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1024 I guess I am the only one with an android! 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1025 Is a ‘Pumpkin Head’ already taken? 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1026 For the first time, Elaine was grasping the value of adopting a personal emoji. 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
1027 If you're all willing to enter rehab and turn in your phones, there's a chance we can retrieve your brains. 1.2000 0.04221 145 123 15 7
1028 I was drawn in 1977. This is all so strange. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1029 Is that a yes to pizza or... 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1030 Can you send me the link to that AI plastic surgery clinic? 1.2000 0.03906 135 111 21 3
1031 I’m at a loss for emojis 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1032 Be honest… does my complex mix of emotions make me look old? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1033 I can’t find an eggplant in this town 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1034 I received a text from my aunt. What does LOL mean? 1.1987 0.04008 156 132 17 7
1035 They're asking for DNA's. 1.1985 0.04651 131 113 10 8
1036 You are what you tweet. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1037 I've got to get some new friends that have more depth than one emoji. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1038 Am I that hard to read? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1039 It says my character has already been taken? 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
1040 When you think you know your friends until you get into a group text with them. 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
1041 I feel totally naked. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1042 ah hell nah why’s everyone a emoji? his face is on fire dude, what the fuck. 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
1043 So NONE of you guys are on Android? 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1044 Can we take another? My face looks fat in this one. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1045 The new art of conversation. 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
1046 I'm just not a conversationalist. 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1047 Love your Karen emoji!!! 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1048 Cooler heads will prevail 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1049 I think I missed the latest iOS update. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1050 Our ancestors would spend a year in the wilderness. They would leave as naked children and returned as trophy-clad adults. It’s like that, but with Instagram 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1051 There isn't one that captures me right now. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1052 Guys - I swear. I have no idea why my messages are going through as green. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1053 I'm sorry if you think that my time on social media is giving me an unrealistic body image. 1.1983 0.05081 116 101 7 8
1054 I see the latest software installation uploads the Four Emojis of the Apocalypse 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1055 It seems that I would be the lone Rutabaga. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1056 What do you mean I don't look like my profile picture? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1057 Is this part of the new update? 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1058 I see emoji people 👻 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1059 Are there any, like, less dramatic emoji head options? 1.1970 0.03793 132 108 22 2
1060 Forget Mom, what do I tell his kids? 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1061 What do you mean I'm a "Karen"? 1.1967 0.04748 122 105 10 7
1062 You might want to try a different peach. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1063 But I don’t want to be a zucchini 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1064 Hi, my name is Sue. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1065 What do you mean I’m the crying emoji of the group? 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1066 You’re all being too emojional 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1067 I feel like I preferred the OLD Fruit of the Loom team 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1068 I hate it when we talk politics. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1069 Where's my opt-out button? 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1070 Did I just made the group chat weird again? 1.1964 0.04886 112 96 10 6
1071 I usually wear my emoticons on my sleeve. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1072 Who ARE these people? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1073 I can’t find the emoji that fits my innermost feelings! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1074 I am disappointed . All the good ones are taken. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1075 Is this the casting for the adult version of 'Inside Out'? 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1076 This is the only face I have for that comment! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1077 Whose breath smells like ass? 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1078 If that’s true, I guess I’d better stop using the grinning poop emoji so freely. 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
1079 Why do I have to be the poo? I don't want to be the poo. I'm always the poo! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
1080 Eggplant says he isn’t coming! 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
1081 There's an app for that? 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1082 I’ve always had trouble expressing myself in groups. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1083 I wish you guys would just say what you mean. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1084 Enough! Can we all just f@#% already?! 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1085 Hothead? Airhead? Fruitcake? Where do I start? 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1086 I feel so...human." 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1087 Emoji is now the most spoken language in the world? I’ll never conform. Guys? 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1088 How do I tell him I just want to have dinner? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1089 Everyone wants to be anonymously famous these days. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1090 How did you all know that I’m AI generated? 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
1091 Note to self: delete poop emoji from phone. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1092 And for our next lesson, we’ll learn to use A.I. for more practical purposes 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1093 My lack of a colorful online identity is dating me. 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1094 So . . Happy - Fire - Evil - Ass . . what's next? 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
1095 It's just a mirror selfie 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1096 Oh snap, You mean you did not realize it was an emoji masquerade party until now?Whoa How embarrassing! 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
1097 Sadly, I’m the last of the Mojicants 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1098 Don't tell me poop is coming too! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1099 Sandra regretted saying her Eggplant Parmesan was the key part of her identity. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1100 I preferred my old identity crisis; I didn't have so many to choose from." 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1101 The creators refuse to approve me because there’s no market for “boring”. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1102 That's your response?! She was just asking if you're free Saturday night. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
1103 I don't know how to express myself. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
1104 Does this mean you like my suggestion that we go to a club? 1.1927 0.04785 109 93 11 5
1105 Look at that. I guess manifesting does work. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1106 Oh, fuck! 1.1927 0.05128 109 95 7 7
1107 I cannot remember that many pronouns. 1.1926 0.04271 135 115 14 6
1108 When did words become so passe? 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1109 I feel like my emoji makes me look fat 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1110 Imagine what would happen if we all put our heads together? 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1111 Maybe I do spent to much time on my phone. 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1112 If a zucchini shows up, I'm out of here. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
1113 Why'd I ever let my sister talk me into trying her Tibetan Thought Tonic, I will never know. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1114 FYI….. If someone at the IPhone launch party offers you weed….. SAY NO. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1115 My therapist said I should get in touch with my emotions. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1116 They have GPT-5 and I don't. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1117 Am I the only one left who uses a Blackberry? 1.1917 0.04777 120 104 9 7
1118 I really thought that texting would change me, too. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1119 I was tired of everyone seeing me as just a shit head. 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1120 Why am I always the one to get the poop emoji? 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1121 Can't you guys just use your words? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1122 Do you think anyone will ever call these the "good old days?" 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1123 Yeah, I think I'll wait a while before installing that new update 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1124 I can't seem to to keep my emojis in check 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1125 Why I'm not an emoticon? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1126 The moment you realize that you're on the autism spectrum! 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1127 I don't want to be a poop emoji. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1128 What’s the emoji for ‘freaking out right now?’ 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
1129 I don't wanna be just a face in the crowd. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
1130 On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
1131 The iconoclass have taken over the world. 1.1909 0.04745 110 94 11 5
1132 I prefer my nomoji 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1133 Samantha had a nightmare she had been trapped at a ski lodge with her four closest companions, and they forced her to breath in winter air, sit by the fire, have a few devilish cocktails, and just be peachy until the days were over, escalating when they arrive at the cabin door; Phones placed into a wicker basket, chargers not available, devices gradually working their way into a slow death until she is overcome by anxiety. She wakes up, finding her phone is fully charged, and nestled comfortably on the end-table in her apartment. All is well in the world. 1.1909 0.04917 110 95 9 6
1134 Nah, we had Chinese last week, tacos? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1135 Where's the one for not Jew, just "Jewish"? 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1136 Maybe I don’t have an emoji for a head, Sally, but your head looks kind of like a butt. 1.1908 0.04213 131 111 15 5
1137 I can't do it. My phone is older. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1138 This is so embarrassing, does anybody have a charger? 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
1139 But I’m classically trained in alphanumeric text. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
1140 Was a new operating system just released or something? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1141 I'm resting bitch face. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1142 I prefer to just say what I feel? 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1143 We are all suffering emojinal damage. 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
1144 What's the emoji for a migraine? 1.1900 0.05260 100 87 7 6
1145 Y’all go ahead, I just got to take this one from my mom 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1146 You’re taking masking a bit too far, don’t ya think? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1147 OK, got you @ Pride, Wrath, Greed, and Lust. No one admits Envy. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
1148 Oh, great. So I'm the poop? 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1149 I wish I could remember their names. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1150 Let me spell it out for you. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1151 Dare to be human! 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1152 No, it’s a Blackberry. Why? 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1153 Hey, no one told me this was an Emoji party! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1154 I can read you like an open emoji 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1155 It was bad enough when it was just the angel and devil 1.1885 0.04704 122 106 9 7
1156 I'll have what she's having 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
1157 Gasp! Are the green text bubbles bad?! 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1158 Anyone mind if I just be myself? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1159 A quarter million dollars in student loans and a copy of ‘The Chicago Manual of Style’ did not prepare me for this. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1160 An emoticon pandemic is spreading, you say? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1161 Guys please don't use emoji in work email chain 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1162 It says I'm in a Cartoon as my true bland unadventurous self . . 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1163 I think there must be some mis-app-lications here of a very iconic nature. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1164 I'm pretty sure if I click this, I'll end up being a shit-head. 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
1165 In case you haven’t noticed, your votes are going to cancel each other’s out. 1.1880 0.04691 117 101 10 6
1166 I’m not getting the latest upgrade. 1.1880 0.04845 117 102 8 7
1167 On second thought, I’m not going to download the latest iOS update right now 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
1168 There's a highway backup. Deuce will be here shortly. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
1169 I just can’t keep my pronouns straight. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
1170 Does anybody else have, "#end times"? 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1171 BEFORE CELL PHONES WE COULD'T COMMUNICATE. 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
1172 Yes, I am new here at Emoji High. How did you know?” 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1173 Doesn't anybody use their phone to talk anymore? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1174 I'm very sorry, but I don't have a head for emojis. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
1175 Guys, Upside-down Smiley wants to join but we've already hit the character limit. 1.1875 0.04835 112 97 9 6
1176 Ghosts of Ex’s Past 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
1177 Does anyone know who I am? 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
1178 "Now we all agree on what we want ... right? 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1179 I feel so canceled when none of the emojis look like me. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1180 Uh oh, I've spent too much time on my phone, I'm having emojitis! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1181 Is my mom sexting again? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1182 You’d get it if you had an iPhone, Beth. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1183 So Jayla, I see you're playing hard to get again tonight! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1184 You can hide behind your emoticons but I’m going to text it like it is. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1185 When you meet the four emojis of the apocalypse and can’t tweet about it 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
1186 The dealer was right -- I should have taken only one tab of the LSD. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
1187 Looks like I better stop listing ? as my favorite food. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
1188 I'm looking for something more nuanced. And green, it should be green. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1189 Apparently we don't all agree. 1.1860 0.04507 129 112 10 7
1190 Mine doesn’t have that app! 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1191 Can’t anybody text-speak anymore? 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1192 Com’on guys, that’s just my resting face. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
1193 So you think that I’m the unusual one here? 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
1194 Why are there no blue emojis? 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1195 Rats! Just like that I'm the 'mom' of the friend group. Cause' all the good emojis are taken. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1196 Isn’t being emo enough these days! 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
1197 I think I’m going to wait to update 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1198 Ok stop, it’s been one minute. How many words on Spelling Bee did you get peach head? 1.1856 0.05146 97 84 8 5
1199 But quora.com said I'd be OK with that last 'Death in the Afternoon' absinthe cocktail. 1.1856 0.05351 97 85 6 6
1200 My inner memes are exposing my psychosis. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1201 I'm so embarrassed, but I can't remember if you told me you're a butt or a vulva. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1202 I’m so tired of all of these head games! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1203 Finding out you're not in the special group chat. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1204 Guess someone didn't get the memoji... 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1205 All that’s left is….no. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1206 Can you believe that ☮️ of ??! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1207 Aren't these all millennial emojis? Are we uncool? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1208 I guess I should have sprung for the new aiPhone... 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1209 Nobody mentioned this in the group chat! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1210 (´・_・`) 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1211 I guess these are the side effects of looking at your phone for too long a time. 1.1849 0.04617 119 103 10 6
1212 Wait - is a cigar is just a cigar? 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1213 I guess I'm not very in touch with my emojis. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1214 I ❤️ all of you, too! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1215 Why do *I* have to be the eggplant? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1216 Beth forgot about "Be Your Most Used Emoji Day" at the office and was now regretting the frequent texting she had ongoing with her potty-minded nephew. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1217 I've really got to upgrade my operating system. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1218 Looks like thumbs down is a no show. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1219 Why can’t I ever find love at these parties? 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1220 Which emoji says, “I’m young enough to figure out emojis but too old to use them unironically?” 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1221 All my life I’ve been the odd one out 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1222 Millennials vs Gen z 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1223 Do I swipe left or right? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1224 I feel like you guys are in a text group without me. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1225 Must have been the mushrooms. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
1226 Am I still the only one with concerns about A.I.? 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1227 I've got to get my emoji head on 1.1833 0.03547 120 98 22 0
1228 I’m not sure I’m comfortable with all that emotion. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1229 It's called iFace. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1230 How many bars are you guys getting? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1231 No…I haven’t done the update yet. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1232 I think I've lost my e-mojo. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1233 Don't you think texting reveals the real person? 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1234 Siri, find Gaga's 'Poker Face' 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1235 Ugh, my android is always a step behind! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1236 I have the feeling I have been running with the wrong group! 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1237 So, it’s ‘you are what you tweet’ now? Is that what you’re saying? 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1238 I don’t know how I feel about this. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
1239 The literature major’s resolve to abstain from the use of emojis is tested once again. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1240 Nellie never paid her Verizon bill! 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1241 I don't know how I feel! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
1242 Karen,your filter looks like a butt. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1243 Before emojis, I had to mask my feelings with a little alcohol. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1244 Can you show me how to do that? 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1245 Talk or text me in English. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
1246 I prefer my sleeve. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
1247 I'm at a loss for words".. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1248 There’s just no word for how I feel. 1.1810 0.04678 116 101 9 6
1249 I can't find a "prefers to leverage advanced communications skills" emoji. 1.1810 0.04515 116 100 11 5
1250 ``New Yorker cartoons with color? Nothing is safe.'' 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1251 Am I the only one who feels off? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1252 Do you think maybe you've been playing Pokémon GO! too long? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1253 Am I the only one going incognito? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1254 But I want to be unique. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1255 So that’s what the peach emoji means?! 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1256 How to spot an English major. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1257 You guys aren’t going to believe the text that Eggplant just sent me… 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
1258 I gotta be honest, Peach, that emoji isn’t your best look. 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
1259 Crying Cat Face does NOT make me a cat lady! 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1260 Just to warn you, I'm feeling pooped 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1261 And you guys give my grief for wearing my heart on my sleeve?" 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1262 But I don't like eggplant 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1263 Is there one that's like pretty much happy but also terrified whenever I look at my screen, and mad at most of you but not all of you, and so very tired of everything and ready to fling my phone into the river, plus low blood sugar, and a cute kitty? 1.1800 0.05001 100 87 8 5
1264 I can't seem to find the app you're using 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1265 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
1266 Oh no, all the good emojis are taken. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1267 Shut up, buttface. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
1268 We have met the emoji and it is us. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1269 What am I - chopped liver? 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1270 Emojis-R-Us just texted a thumbs down. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1271 Where can I find a Margo Robbie emoji? 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
1272 What's the emoji for I have no emojis? 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
1273 Alright guys, this is seriously making me go thinky face... 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1274 ״I’ll consult AI to create my real FaceTime image.” 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1275 Am I the only one who hasn't lost their head? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1276 Who knows the emoji for "I can't take this anymore"? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1277 I thought I blocked you all! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1278 Where's the emoji for "I hate emojis?" 1.1792 0.04979 106 93 7 6
1279 I can't believe you stole my identity. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1280 How much time do I have? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1281 Y’all are overreacting. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1282 Well, I guess now we know how everybody feels about Taylor Swift. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1283 Nobody ever told me that finding the perfect emoji would be so hard…… 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1284 It's easier than that, Amber, just click "save," "sell soul," and "send." 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
1285 I am The Luddite Emoji!! 1.1789 0.05391 95 84 5 6
1286 How did you do that? 1.1789 0.03835 123 103 18 2
1287 I'm a little slow at wordplay. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
1288 Let's try F2F. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1289 I don't know if a text to my grandma needs you all. 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1290 My Android must not have picked up the text your iPhones did, advising of a change in the dress code! 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
1291 Let’s put our thinking caps on people! 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
1292 Yeah: I guess we should have synchronized our avatars. 1.1786 0.04611 112 97 10 5
1293 But I'm always the eggplant! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
1294 Maybe being the odd one out isn't always a bad thing. 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1295 Words fail me, you'll have to pick up the slack. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
1296 God damn phone. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
1297 Now why shouldn’t I be an eggplant, I love eggplant 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
1298 ‘Hey! I liked you guys better before you prioritized binary thinking.’ 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
1299 I think the updated version of the Zoom App still has some glitches. 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1300 Susan nervously deleted her recent eggplant emoji text. 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
1301 Not exactly what I had in mind when I said I hope you look like your profile 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1302 Much to Susan's chagrin, her Browser History was downloaded to everyone at the office. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1303 You're sure it wears off? 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
1304 I guess I need the new iPhone? 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
1305 I’d rather not be cool, hot, trouble or whatever. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1306 I hate being late. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1307 All my favorites are taken. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
1308 I've always worn my heart on my shoulder, but for heaven's sake. 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1309 The New Yorker is too dignified and high-brow to sully its reputation by using an emoji in a caption, right? 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
1310 What button do you push? Mine's not doing anything! 1.1774 0.04442 124 108 10 6
1311 I thought emojis were now passe'. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1312 I guess I'll just have to spell out suicidal. 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
1313 I still think that texting is not really a substitute for true human interaction. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1314 You guys, avatar head removal may not be covered by your plan. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1315 I’m giving all you Icons a heads up! 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
1316 You are what you emoji. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1317 Meeting you all in person is much more fulfilling, even if overly emotional. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1318 Nobody shows their real faces these days 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1319 Anyone ever hear from Colon Closeparenthesis ? 1.1771 0.04910 96 83 9 4
1320 I want the limited edition, emoji Gushers too!! 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1321 What's wrong with a simple colon and end parenthesis? 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1322 I hope this text doesn’t turn me into an eggplant. 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1323 Oh, they're revamping the Village People for Gen Z? 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1324 ”I’m anxiety? 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
1325 I'm realizing that I need to see an Emoji therapist. 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
1326 Wait, wait! I wouldn't have chosen the poop emoji if I had understood the rules! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
1327 Sorry- No quorum until TONGUE gets here to translate! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1328 Really. It's who I want to be. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1329 Can any of you help me turn off automatic updates? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1330 I’m just not the kind of person who wears my emojis on my sleeve… 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
1331 The frumpy feel of slow emoji recall. 1.1760 0.03945 125 106 16 3
1332 Everyone says I'm insensitive. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1333 darn spell check 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1334 Sure,I recognize you all from our group chats, but 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1335 ?‍♀️????‍♂️??‍♀️ 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1336 Am I the only person here not using X? 1.1759 0.03681 108 89 19 0
1337 Sorry, I tend to struggle emojionally in group settings. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
1338 I think you're all too emojinal." 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
1339 So you all think that I am the weirdo?”. Arnold Brown, London UK 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1340 So that’s a yes for lunch on Wednesday? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1341 Alexa suddenly didn't feel so bad. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
1342 Cosmic rays did what? 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
1343 You can’t take anything they say at face value. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1344 I can't find an emoji that fits. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1345 Does anyone have a charger I can borrow? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1346 Unfortunately, they haven't created an emoji to express my feelings. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1347 I think I’ll just send a voice note. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1348 No, I promise you...it's chocolate soft serve ice cream! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1349 Guess my therapist was right about everyone projecting... 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
1350 I'm just not feeling myself today. 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
1351 Push the red button for new face, blue button to keep the old. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1352 I don't know. I have mixed feelings. 1.1743 0.04850 109 96 7 6
1353 The unbearable lightness of an emojiless being! 1.1743 0.03651 109 90 19 0
1354 My bad, I was just trying to colorize us. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
1355 Anything but the poop emoji. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1356 emoticonally unavailable 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1357 I'm just not sure Emoji Head Surgery is the right life move for me right now. 1.1742 0.03802 132 112 17 3
1358 I've always had a hard time expressing my emotions. 1.1739 0.03550 115 95 20 0
1359 Aren't I supposed to get an angel on the other shoulder? 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
1360 Sorry, I have an Android. Which one is Peach? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1361 It’s a side effect of my antidepressant. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1362 People are really wearing their emojis on their sleeve these days... 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
1363 My phone is smart, but its AI doesn't project the inner me. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1364 Can’t you just wait? I haven’t even texted yet. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
1365 I’m sorry, you’re just not my type. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
1366 Who invited ass-face? 1.1736 0.04496 121 106 9 6
1367 Am I missing something?? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1368 I'm too old to caption this one. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1369 Where’s the Karen”? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1370 Oh no! I just swiped down! 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1371 I guess I'm just a failure when it comes to expressing myself. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
1372 Am I the only one with terrible reception? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1373 The center will not hold. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1374 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1375 I was hoping for an eggplant. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1376 Have you updated to iOS 20? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1377 So how does it feel to have YOUR face punctuating random comments?!? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1378 How do you get eggplant? 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1379 Thanks, but I think I'll pass on the latest update. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1380 Whoa, so the Emoji Tribe uses human faces in their texts to express emotion? 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1381 Let’s create a friend’s group for Emojional support” 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1382 I just don’t feel anything. 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1383 Worst rumspringa ever! 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
1384 Just when I learned what TTYL means you pull this on me? 1.1724 0.04461 116 101 10 5
1385 What hath God wrought? 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1386 Why didn’t Derek tell me we were meant to come as emojis!? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1387 I think I shouldn’t be in this group chat as I’m older than 25. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
1388 It’s my 2023 emotional emoji wrap up. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1389 Dora Learns There Must Be More To Life 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
1390 The kids are calling it ‘augmented emoj-ality” 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1391 Stupid autocorrect 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1392 So no period . . . or exclamation point? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1393 I still can’t find that app. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1394 How come I have to be eggplant? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1395 okay no more scrolling before bed. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1396 My emojis don't work! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1397 My Android doesn't have those emojis 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1398 Can someone help me feel? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1399 Our work is done. Every inanimate object has been sexualized. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1400 Can u text me that dick pic on tik tok? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1401 Discovering that the heads of her friends were replaced by the emojis they most frequently used, Agnes agonizingly reflected upon her constant use of a horse's ass. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1402 You do you. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
1403 WTF⁉️ 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
1404 Looks like I've posted my last poop emoji 1.1712 0.04767 111 98 7 6
1405 I wasn’t prepared for our team chat to be this sexually charged 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
1406 Feeling inadequate? Social media can exacerbate your insecurities with a million tiny clicks. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1407 Can we please end this intervention? I promise I’ll stop using the poop emoji! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1408 This is unfair! You all have social accounts, I don't. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
1409 When you don't know which emoji to choose to send to your group chat. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
1410 Stranger in a strange hand. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1411 I liked it better when we just told each other how we're feeling. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
1412 This meme thing has gone too far. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
1413 I'm in facetime hell 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
1414 I bet this is all in my head, but for the sick of it I will pretend I understand what you mean 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1415 IRL SMH OK? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
1416 Well my day was terrible!! I’ve been given a demojion! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
1417 It’s not fair. Why is there no Karen emoji? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
1418 I miss talking. I wonder, is there an emoji for that? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
1419 I’m still not buying an iPhone. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
1420 OMG! Kafka warned me about wearing my real face to an emoji costume party. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
1421 Sheila’s phone was from 1997. She was mad, but she could only express it with her actual face. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
1422 I told you-it's like crossing you eyes. If you keep using those, you'll get stuck like that. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1423 I can't find an emoji for my distain and contempt of you all 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1424 Do they have one for Taylor Swift? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1425 With my battery dead. I'll just use my head" 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1426 I think we have everything covered. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1427 Does anyone have the code for 'There are no words!'? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1428 I'm really not comfortable that I have to be the eggplant 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1429 Are we sure this is ENHANCED reality? 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
1430 Your emojis are all realistically-drawn faces?! 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
1431 What exactly did you ask ChatGBT? 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
1432 How can you see what’s on your phone? 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
1433 We’re texting poop emoji guy and asking him to stay home 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
1434 But I don't want to be the Trump mugshot emoji! 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1435 Stay calm.. my therapist said this is a cognitive distortion. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
1436 Yikes! You'll make me just a face in the crowd of emojis! 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
1437 Wow, everyone is all set with their emoji's, can you help me find the one for a middle aged woman from New Jersey? 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
1438 Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless emogisenders 1.1696 0.04894 112 100 5 7
1439 *Now* how do I save face? 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
1440 Oh god, hide. The Shrug is walking this way. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1441 Wait...are you emojis my virtual reality AI friends ,or my real world psychosis friends? 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
1442 I guess I'm not posting enough! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
1443 Your crack is showing 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
1444 Time to get off Twitter. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
1445 We are now presenting our new singing group The Emogees 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
1446 I have got to stop microdosing at the office. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
1447 Does anybody have a translation app that works? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
1448 So what? My favorite emoji is concerned-looking woman drawn in black and white with mouth open." 1.1683 0.04889 101 89 7 5
1449 I’m not sure the new update is for me. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
1450 I'll choose the pear but no wisecracks about my figure. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
1451 Should I send an eggplant? 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
1452 I should have read the Terms of Service. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1453 The new series, 4 Emojis & Sheila, was cancelled after six episodes. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1454 What do you mean I can’t use the laughing face emoji anymore? 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
1455 Seems the new OS update has a few glitches. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
1456 Common! Get your head in the game. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
1457 When you turn 50 you have the face you deserve. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
1458 I knew I should never stop looking at my phone. 1.1682 0.04877 107 95 6 6
1459 So why can't I be an eggplant? 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
1460 Wow, I thought tonight would be chill…but everyone seems so emojinal! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1461 You think I'm wearing 'Mom-Jeans'?! and you post it? But I'm standing right here... 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1462 the anxiety when you realize they’re also viewing you in the same superficial lens, but you don’t know which one dimensional stereotype they’re perceiving “ugh I know 🔥 sees me as 🦊 and 🍑 sees me as 😔 but I hope 😈 sees me as 👸🏼 but it’s prob more like 🐒…I just don’t know!!!” 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
1463 Yeah we don't have one for "clear and cogent communication of my feelings", but have you seen this eggplant? 1.1681 0.04516 119 105 8 6
1464 OMG, SRSLY PPPL, G2G, L8R! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
1465 You could try to be a little more discrete. 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
1466 I feel disheartened. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1467 Is this hell? 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
1468 You only showed up when I got divorced. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
1469 So, it's not just that Twitter turned into X? 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
1470 I can't find me in here anywhere! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
1471 More Botox misadventures 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
1472 OMG, I was thinking gray and complex. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1473 Why am I the only one who never fits in? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1474 Why are you inviting the poo guy? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1475 Oh Boy, it's no fun to be normal anymore! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
1476 I'm uncertain. How do I express that? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
1477 Uh oh. Does that make me the poop emoji? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1478 Mother-in-law just asked if we're coming for the holidays. What emoji best screams there's no way in hell? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1479 Will someone PA-LEASE text or email John that his head's on fire! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1480 Do you think I'd look better as a banana or a toadstool? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1481 Is this what happens when your on your cell too much? 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
1482 People must wonder if I even exist . . . I'm always the last to respond. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
1483 Umm, I’m not so sure you should be letting AI do your texting 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1484 What's the emoji for 'Raging Ambivalence'? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
1485 So the eggplant emoji isn't a dinner suggestion? 1.1667 0.04478 114 100 9 5
1486 Ok, guys, you seriously look amaaaaaazing, but I think I'll pass on this cell phone upgrade 1.1667 0.04843 102 90 7 5
1487 Why can't I make an impression with these people? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1488 Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, present day 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
1489 Listen guys, I can’t help it, I have a hard time expressing my emotions. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
1490 Wait a second...What's my signature emoji? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
1491 It's easy to tell how each of you really feels 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
1492 Sally, get your head in the game! 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
1493 is this flirting? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
1494 You guys are so transparent. 1.1653 0.03391 121 101 20 0
1495 I feel like somehow I'm not going to be a long term member of the new " just be yourself " club. 1.1653 0.04288 121 106 10 5
1496 There are no words!! What happened to all the words?? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1497 I just wish the "poker face" emoji would start trending. 1.1651 0.04966 109 98 4 7
1498 No fear of identity theft, huh? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1499 Just Not Funny 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
1500 Seriously -- this isn't funny anymore 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
1501 Has anyone heard from ?? 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1502 I can resist everything except temptation. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1503 I have nothing on my mind right now 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1504 On the Internet, everyone knows you are jerks. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1505 I am just trying to order Doordash. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1506 I didn't know we were supposed to dress up. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1507 Eggplant just texted asking if i was awake. Remember the plan: masks on, no names. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1508 Photoshop or not, I don’t think this online Dating APP thing is working. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1509 I can't even find you on my phone! 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
1510 I just don't have a head for this. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1511 My app predicts an tremendous increase in temperature and a bumper fruit harvest! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1512 Your friend sends a joke in the group chat and you don't know what emoji to send. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
1513 I'm just looking for a partner who has emojional intelligence. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1514 Wait, I picked eggplant and nothing…WHOA there it is! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
1515 I thought we were going to play Use Your Words. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
1516 My therapist told me I have depersonalization disorder. 1.1641 0.03807 128 110 15 3
1517 Is there on for "I have no feeling at all?" 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
1518 What kind of face cream do you guys use? 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
1519 It's Monday Funday? 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
1520 Help, My social awkwardness is showing 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
1521 Am I the only one who hasn’t updated their phone? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
1522 But I don't identify as an eggplant! 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
1523 | - : 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1524 OMG, let's talk IRL for once! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1525 I never realized Samantha was a butthead 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
1526 I guess the new Groucho Marx one is free? 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
1527 Siri: please go to Google translator 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
1528 Wow. I feel totally unmasked. 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
1529 We’re all trending; although I’m treading as #missedthememo. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
1530 It's not fair. You've taken all the good emojis! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
1531 Well aren't I just boring! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
1532 Mom, it could be worse, at least we didn’t keep making this face. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
1533 Hit "send" and boom! Eggplant! just like that? 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
1534 No wonder Mom won’t respond to our texts. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
1535 I haven’t quite figured out my personal brand yet. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
1536 I think I won't press "submit" 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
1537 My new antidepressant leaves me unable to feel any emoji at all 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
1538 Can we try using words this time? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
1539 Um...guys? I think maybe it's time we cut back on the social media. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
1540 Sharing silent laughter 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
1541 « And this is the adult version of « Inside out » » 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
1542 What do you mean AI thinks my head represents existential dread? 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1543 Which one of you is Siri? 1.1630 0.05190 92 82 5 5
1544 This peyote app is freakin’ me out! 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
1545 How come I don’t fit in ? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
1546 You're so mid, Karen. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
1547 I didnt get the memo. Im neutral. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
1548 I don't have an opinion. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
1549 I really don't like where this is heading. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
1550 Dunno why you are so smiley 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
1551 So "IOS" must stand for the "It's Old School" version of the phone 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
1552 Oh no! He got flushed! 1.1626 0.03893 123 106 14 3
1553 My phone is dead. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
1554 Is this what happens when you open AI? 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
1555 How would you say that in words? 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
1556 I feel like I'm in emoji hell. 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
1557 But I AM also an emoji. I'm 'Plain Girl' 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
1558 You all seem so single-minded in your own way. 1.1622 0.04710 111 99 6 6
1559 I know you’re trying to inspire me but I really feel like crap. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
1560 I just want to know where you guys want to go for dinner. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
1561 X says 4 out of 5 people will succumb to the Kafkaesque Virus. 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
1562 Y’all know this wasn’t what I meant by “getting our heads out of our phones and meeting people” 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
1563 Look what we’ve become. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1564 I really wish not to know what you two on my left are planning this evening... 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1565 You guys didn't tell me today was Wear Your Emoticon day. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1566 Well it's easier for you guys cause you don't have multiple personalities. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1567 Sorry, I'm afraid I'm emoticon-ally stunted. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1568 The rest of the emojis make me look fat. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
1569 I used to wear my heart on my sleeve. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1570 Get your eyes off that peach. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
1571 I still wear my heart on my sleeve. 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
1572 I don't need to hide behind an emoji. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
1573 We need a name for this band that's better than Smiley Fire Purple Peach. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
1574 Ah, you guys look like weirdos. Just saying. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
1575 I don’t know if I’m hungry, horny, or on fire. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
1576 What happened to just 'Happy Holidays'? Do I have to be a 'Solstice Slut'??? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
1577 Have any of you ever sent a text message with a picture of your face attached to the end of it? 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
1578 This will NOT be in the 2033 edition of The New Yorker Encyclopedia of Cartoons 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
1579 The world has a lot of problems now. Let’s get real. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
1580 Really you guys? Ue your words. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
1581 I have no emojination! Where'd you get that app? 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
1582 Mine never loads when I really want it to. 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
1583 Can't I just be a Smiley Face? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1584 Face recognition was easy but their translation apps just aren’t working. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1585 Hey guys, I'm deleting X. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1586 "Is that the Faceless app?" 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1587 Sandra, that really doesn’t look like a peach. 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
1588 I’m starting to understand this “Plain Jane” thing a bit more. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
1589 Did you notice that smiley faces have been eliminated 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
1590 Well, at least my face doesn't look like a butt! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1591 I'm just gonna classic smile and walk the other way. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
1592 Are you all just trying to get a reaction out of me?! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1593 I’m not sure I want to upgrade to iOS 18 1.1600 0.04866 100 89 6 5
1594 I don’t think that means what you think it means. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1595 The only one left is eggplant? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1596 Come as you are. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1597 This is way more stigmatizing than green text bubbles. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
1598 Nice to meet you all finally, but, wow! I thought your pix were just avatars! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1599 A word is now worth a thousand pictures. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1600 So is this how Gen X feels? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1601 I don’t know, maybe I should send him something less dirty 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1602 Phony people 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
1603 So depending on the combination, I'm either describing a sunny day in Georgia, or an arousing campfire? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1604 I asked for Carrothead! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1605 I said I was making eggplant parm and I got all of these bizarre responses 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1606 Can’t I say how I feel, in actual words?! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1607 As cuffing season prolonged, the emogis got more agressive. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1608 do i really know you? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1609 What do you mean I’M over emotional?!?! 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
1610 No, social media is not an effective therapeutic for borderline personality disorders. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
1611 Oh boy. Shrooms and texting do not mix.... 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
1612 Which is the one for "I hate my job and feel stuck. Help. Help."? 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
1613 You know, guys, this isn't even funny anymore! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
1614 Beats me. Says here, one of us is a conservative. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
1615 But I don't want to be eggplant face! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1616 What do you mean I can’t use all caps? 1.1589 0.04629 107 95 7 5
1617 Elon, no! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
1618 Wait, I’m lost ?.” 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
1619 Social media. The next best thing to being there. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
1620 You are only here to make me feel old and irrelevant, aren't you? 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
1621 Yeah, but what’s on your mind? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1622 There’s no emoji for menopausal! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
1623 The only person in group chat without an iPhone. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
1624 Explain to me like I'm five-years-old why there's no Hitler emoji. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
1625 What is it with you guys and pickleball? 1.1584 0.04820 101 90 6 5
1626 We lost eggplant and splash! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
1627 Let’s trade places. I’m craving peach flambé. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
1628 I’m NOT an emoji . . . OMG!, I’m an emoji! 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
1629 Shrug emoji grimace emoji crying emoji! 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
1630 Wow these phones really can do anything 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
1631 Where’s the eggplant? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
1632 Emoji there’s no heaven 1.1579 0.04419 114 101 8 5
1633 Oh, c’mon guys! Why these reactions? 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
1634 Jenny and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” (2023, colorized 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
1635 Will someone please tell me what they are really thinking about going out for dinner tonight? 1.1575 0.03779 127 110 14 3
1636 I just can't get my head inside it, emojionally. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1637 I guess it’s time to go for an upgrade. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1638 Caught in the crossfire of puzzling emoticons 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
1639 I'm still looking for my emojidentity! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
1640 AAAAAH!!! AAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHH! 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
1641 How do you say "ambivalent"? 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
1642 Please guys, just accept my apology at face value 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
1643 As long as we have our phones, I guess this doesn't matter. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
1644 I have an Emergency, not an Emojiency! 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
1645 'Am I the only one with the aubergine?' 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
1646 What has Elon Musk done now? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
1647 I don’t know what I am, Coffee or wine 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
1648 I remember when I had a social life INSTEAD of a smartphone. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
1649 But Halloween is over! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
1650 What's the emoji for anxiety-ridden? 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1651 Prozac really tamps down my emotions. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
1652 Nobody told ME we were coming as avatars! 1.1562 0.04759 96 85 7 4
1653 You can’t just say nothing, Samantha! 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
1654 The only one left is the poop emoji. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
1655 I daresay—my social veneer is a bit off-key. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
1656 Sorry guys. I think I turned your heads into emojis in real life. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1657 😑fine I’ll join in 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
1658 Holy [pile of poo emoji]! 1.1557 0.04036 122 107 11 4
1659 I no longer make calls on my phone, and thanks to you guys, I've forgotten how to write. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
1660 I have no words! 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1661 But how do I let him know how I really feel? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
1662 I can't upgrade until Black Friday. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1663 Can you think of a pithy response to this dumb text? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
1664 Ah, cool! It's the Fruit of Loom company, I got the job! 1.1556 0.04975 90 80 6 4
1665 You guys are spending way too much time on social media 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1666 Would I look better as a winking ghost with with my arms in the air or a brown thumbs-up? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1667 This is my emoticon. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
1668 You know the old saying, ”you are what you tweet.” 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
1669 For my texts describing this party, I’ll use actual words, I guess. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1670 The time for nuanced comment this was not. 1.1553 0.04525 103 91 8 4
1671 Henry Kissinger has died at 💯 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
1672 No, I don't want to do a group selfie. 1.1552 0.04171 116 102 10 4
1673 The unfortunate side effect of singularity. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
1674 An Android user left out of Apple Messages 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
1675 Where's the female dog emoji?" 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
1676 That moment when you realize you used the wrong emoji. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
1677 OMG! I don't know how I should feel! 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
1678 Did you at least read the terms and services of the software update? 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
1679 Which of you rhymes with orange? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
1680 Can't we just go back to T9? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
1681 Oh no, my dog ate my avatar! 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
1682 My battery died! Do I have to go home? 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
1683 I feel like I'm missing something important! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1684 The emojis mean what they mean right? RIGHT?! 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
1685 Is this part of the War on Christmas? 1.1538 0.05165 91 82 4 5
1686 I didn’t even know the 18.0 had been released! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1687 You guys have a group chat without me? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1688 I can't find the "take me back to the 50's" app! Anita Barlow, Edmond, OK 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1689 I feel emojificient! 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1690 I don't think we are all on the same page. 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
1691 What’s it called again? There are hundreds of Halloween apps. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1692 Apparently, you are what you emote. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1693 No, wait - you guys, come on! it’s time to BeReal 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1694 Hello, it’s me 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
1695 Guys, come on! Since when did 'I went out for coffee with my coworker' mean that?!? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1696 Only one friend was still typing ‘lol’. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1697 What did Screaming Face give me for lunch? All of his friends are here 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1698 I am finding it hard to choose how to express myself at this moment 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
1699 Nobody just texts to each other anymore. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1700 Emo in 2023 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1701 Yeah, I don’t think I’m gonna download this app. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
1702 I don’t want to be that one. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1703 All this texting is going to their heads. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
1704 Now, the tricky part. Peaches, you're up first. Uninstall. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1705 Nobody does a sexy pirate anymore? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1706 It’s the new iPhone 25. You must have a 23 or 24. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1707 OMG! I don't match any of these emoticons. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
1708 I know you guys assume you're pretty obvious, but I'm going Old School and using words 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1709 Maybe we should try keeping our emotions under control." Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
1710 Now, with ChatGPT4, type "Winter" 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
1711 Which category has the 'existentially illiterate' emoji? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
1712 Alexa, I said 'emergen'cy. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1713 I can never get a head with all the upgrading! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1714 Oh no! I got the eggplant! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
1715 OMG, I'm one app behind again! ? 1.1525 0.04277 118 105 8 5
1716 I am ghosting that comment. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
1717 But I don’t want to be the poop pile! 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1718 Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill? 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1719 I know I said I’d hang out tonight, but I’m just not feeling 💯. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
1720 I said wait to update. 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
1721 Is the question: Naughty or Nice? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
1722 Test caption but not a funny caption 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
1723 Is it just me or am I not spending enough time on my phone? 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
1724 My emoji's not working. 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
1725 I too am speechless. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
1726 ‘“I’m afraid the Selfiies have been hacked” 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
1727 How do you really feel about this? 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
1728 Since none of you care to share an actual opinion, can we just head out for pizza? Or should it be veggie burgers? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
1729 But I was just checking the weather. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
1730 They're mutating personality disorders caused by an early addiction to Smiley Faces. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
1731 I’m not comfortable showing my emotions. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
1732 But I have mixed emotions. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
1733 Julie knew that the thumbs-up emoji would show her age, but she felt compelled to use it. 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
1734 Emotional Elementals 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
1735 It soon became apparent I was emojially unavailable 1.1515 0.04622 99 88 7 4
1736 So I should send 🍆? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
1737 If I knew this was coming, I’d never have picked the poop emoji! 1.1513 0.04071 119 105 10 4
1738 Why do I always get stuck with the eggplant? 1.1513 0.04407 119 107 6 6
1739 What’s the emoji for “My phone is dead”? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
1740 Did you guys turn into your most used emoji?! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
1741 My mom wouldn't even let me get a face tattoo... 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
1742 I feel like the fifth Beatle. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
1743 I’m more of a Samantha 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
1744 I wish we could go back to wearing our emotions on our sleeves. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
1745 I don’t know what any of you is saying, do you know what I mean? 1.1509 0.04795 106 96 4 6
1746 I can’t find the one for not wanting to talk to anyone for about a week. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1747 No, no, I can’t. It’s not you, it’s me. It’s the curse of being an English major.” 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1748 I thought Halloween was a 2 months ago! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
1749 Does this mean I’m not getting memed? 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
1750 What's the shortcut for generational angst? 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
1751 OMG, I'm so glad I didn't press send! 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1752 I'm worried. Where's Poop and Eggplant? 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1753 I feel like such a loser. I don’t even know how to blur my head. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1754 But my invite didn't say Casual Emoji. 1.1505 0.04822 93 83 6 4
1755 But where is the love 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
1756 I've still got this old Nokia. I guess that makes me the 666-3-3 6-2-66 666-88-8. 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1757 I really have to install the new update 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1758 Nothing like getting in touch with my feelings 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
1759 You Biden voters are getting crazier every day. 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
1760 No, i haven't picked an emogy yet. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
1761 Wait...which button is for emojis? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
1762 Audrey was stunned when the filters came alive. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
1763 Don't judge me--I'm complicated. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
1764 Why do I always have to be plain Jane? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
1765 Is this couples thing? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
1766 So your name is Georgia? 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
1767 WHOA! Your AI Headshot Generator looks exactly like you! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
1768 Show me how you really feel 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
1769 Does using punctuation make me a square? 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
1770 These emojis really got to your head 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
1771 I guess that makes me the eggplant. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
1772 Here I thought he was just an eggplant parm enthusiast! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
1773 Here’s a novel idea: look up and ask me to meet you at the mall, Georgia. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
1774 You make me too emotional! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
1775 Whaddya mean 'my poop-head emoji looks great? I'm not wearing it yet! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
1776 I don't find it happy, maddening, evil, or sweet. It's just stupid. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
1777 Did I seriously get stuck with the poop emoji? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
1778 Will my friends consider me bland without an emoji head? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
1779 When Meta and X finally merge. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
1780 Thank goodness I still have an Android. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
1781 I am the Eggplant?! Goo goo g'joob. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
1782 Oh no! All the good ones are taken! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
1783 Would you like my What’s App in the Latin Alphabet or Emoji? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
1784 I identify as non-emoji” Lisa E.R., New York Cit 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
1785 AI gone wild! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
1786 Anne didn't like the "Karen" emoji her friends suggested for her. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
1787 The dangling conversation, the superficial sighs, the emojis of our lives" (Simon & Garfunkel 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
1788 “Joyce (per/hum)” 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
1789 The usual suspects. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
1790 When they said that the new IOS would have a unique "inter-face," they were not kidding around. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
1791 You-know-who is on his way, this party is going to stink. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
1792 Oh man the acid's really kicking in 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
1793 Oh dear God-- I was just about to send the poop emoji! 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
1794 It's just so hard to express my feelings. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
1795 I just can't wrap my head around all of these emojis! 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
1796 Interpretation has entered the chat 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
1797 I need to update my phone. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
1798 Is there one for lonely? 1.1481 0.03678 108 93 14 1
1799 Where's shithead? 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
1800 Talk about a digital revolution.... 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
1801 No,I don’t have an iPhone. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
1802 Finally some diversity in my friends! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
1803 Icon't - I just con't... 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
1804 It won't load! 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
1805 I really think we've taken this "emoji rules" business too far. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
1806 I can't seem to find my emotional cue. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
1807 Guys, Halloween ended a month ago. 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
1808 Emoji Face Syndrome; will the suffering never end? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
1809 We're always waiting on that shithead! 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
1810 Losing my head over you? I don’t think so! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
1811 Mine doesn't come out until the next update. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
1812 So I’m the ice cube? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
1813 These phone updates are getting really advanced. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
1814 I don’t know what any of you mean 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
1815 Always thought that movie was CGI. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
1816 Oh no! We live in the future and my face still looks like a face!! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
1817 Can we just pick a place for brunch 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
1818 This new 17.1.1 update makes me look so plain. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
1819 If you guys don't swipe left, I will! 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
1820 I can't download the app. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
1821 Oh my God! These people all have emojis for heads. What nightmare have I awoken into?!? Perhaps the demons of Hell have been unleashed upon the face of the Earth and Man's days are numbered. These people literally have heads that are not human, yet here I stand with a perfectly human head. Perhaps I am the reason. Perhaps I have done something to anger the elder Gods and they are punishing me by transporting me to a world where emojis have replaced people's heads. I am at a loss for words. I have no idea what to do now. I may have to go into hiding with my family, if my family is even still alive now that these monsters roam the Earth. 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
1822 OMG. Are those your IRL heads now? 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
1823 I am aware I have an advantage in hat shopping, do not patronize me. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
1824 Ah... no coffee at this work session, OK? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
1825 I get it. The three of you look at your phones so much that your heads have turned into emojis, but David is not like you and his head is really on fire. Can one of you call 911? I'm at three percent. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
1826 Hanging with the Stereopeeps. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
1827 Elaine confronts inherent danger of meeting online friends in person. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
1828 I feel so blab! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
1829 Thought I downloaded Tinder, not Grindr! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
1830 Just read my mind! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1831 Have you ever dreamed that you were stuck in a zoom meeting forever? 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
1832 Um, oh gee 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1833 My phone is too old for the new upgrade! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1834 Are you all running for Congress? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
1835 I guess I’m just feeling myself today… 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1836 Peer pressure 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1837 Wait, I have to be the eggplant?! 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
1838 Are we taking this too far? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
1839 No offense, but I was hoping to meet Mr. Eggplant. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
1840 Hey, something's wrong with my phone! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
1841 My emoji ate my avatar. 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
1842 I'm set on being a Strawberry, but can't find the right shade of Blonde. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
1843 Hey, we're just giving you a heads up. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
1844 Have you guys seen my mask? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
1845 Jerry? 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
1846 NO. I will NOT be "the eggplant"! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
1847 Guys, drop your cellphones! Isn't it better to express our emotions face to face? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
1848 am i the only one thats normal 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
1849 But, I don't wanna be an emoji! 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
1850 How am I supposed to get ahead in this world? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
1851 still waiting for Mr Potato Head to pick up ? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
1852 I don't have an emoji...I just dated myself, didn't I? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
1853 Are you all discussing elections in Georgia? 1.1455 0.04627 110 100 4 6
1854 Is there an "I hate all of you" emoji? 1.1455 0.04252 110 98 8 4
1855 I don’t like labels! 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
1856 I’m clearly not supposed to be here. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
1857 I'm on Android. No one will chat with me. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
1858 Included, yet excluded. --Tom 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
1859 Has anyone seen where I parked my DeLorean? 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
1860 OMG, I have major FOMO. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
1861 Where are my emotions? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
1862 Oh, no! The poomoji is the only one left! 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
1863 Can you find a reversible one for schizophrenics? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
1864 Why can't I use 'eggplant'? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
1865 I can't decide, eggplant? 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
1866 They’re call words. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
1867 Hey Guys,FOMO? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
1868 I know I shouldn’t worry, it’s all in my head… 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
1869 I'm probably gonna skip this update tbh 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
1870 I hate being left out of the text thread. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
1871 Guys, 💦 just told us it's going to be late in the group chat 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
1872 I'm having some weird side affects from this dopamine detox 1.1444 0.05135 90 82 3 5
1873 Let cooler heads prevail! 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
1874 SHOW ME WHO YOU GO WITH AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE! 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
1875 This friend group is light on characters. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
1876 Can somebody help me with my iPhone 5? 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
1877 When did I become invisible? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
1878 I'd like to report a missing avatar. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
1879 It’s a pity that there is no emoji with social anxiety 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
1880 Anyone else feeling a little sextually frustrated? 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
1881 Oh, no! I've lost my e-MOJO-con!" 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
1882 Geekhead I'm not! 1.1441 0.03585 111 96 14 1
1883 No wait, I was just inviting him over for eggplant parm! 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
1884 Thanks for your demos but I don’t think I’ll be letting AI choose my personal emoji. Peter Monro, Portland, Maine Jpmonro@me.com 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
1885 I'm in a state of Emoji ambivalence. Is that an eggplant? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
1886 I need to cut down on my screen time! 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
1887 But "Barbie" was already taken! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
1888 I think the genius vaccine is working, Marta. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
1889 Yup, that's me, before the surgery. 1.1429 0.04587 98 88 6 4
1890 I’m a fifth wheel, but the only one I can find is a tire. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
1891 I'm stuck between hell and a hot place. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
1892 don't even think about it... 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
1893 Multiculturalism has really gotten out of hand! 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
1894 I really liked being the "thumbs up" emoji, but Gen Z said it's old now and cancelled it 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
1895 Didn't your mother tell you if you stared at that screen too long, you'd turn into a Republican? 1.1429 0.04811 98 89 4 5
1896 Alright guys; Word Salad won't get it! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
1897 I’m sorry but I use NoEmoji. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
1898 So, not the Apathetics Anonymous meetup? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
1899 I fucking need to find some real friends. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
1900 I must have read the sign wrong. I'm looking for the EMOTIONAL support group. 1.1429 0.04587 98 88 6 4
1901 I told you guys not to get that vaccine! 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
1902 Are you sure this is the new normal? 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
1903 Really, smiling poop again?? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
1904 So, does punctuation go before after the emoji? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
1905 …”ok be cool just pick one! 🍆 no! um 🤡 no! … $#*%! 💀” 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
1906 You'll feel differently about things when you turn 30. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
1907 I guess I just don't know how to feel. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
1908 What emoji would show that I'm down-to-earth and relatable? 1.1416 0.03526 113 98 14 1
1909 I can’t find the emoji for ennui. 1.1415 0.04118 106 94 9 3
1910 I ran out of color markers 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
1911 Which emoji for I need new friends ? 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
1912 I thought the Horsemen of the Apocalypse would be taller. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
1913 This selfie will be totally iconic. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
1914 ''Well it doesn't look like a peach!'' 1.1414 0.04543 99 89 6 4
1915 I just can't find the words to express myself 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
1916 This really is the Age of AI. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
1917 So you guys can really make me popular on the Internet? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
1918 Oh she’s the sweet friend alright…and the naughty friend. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
1919 I'm trying out Basic Girl but it's not going over too well. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
1920 The problem with face-to-face conversations is that you can only make one emoji at a time. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
1921 It was just an x-ray of an hamster. 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
1922 You're all at premium level? 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
1923 Wait..so how long will my head look like an eggplant after I send this?!? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
1924 Ever since we started using emojis, I don’t see actual faces anymore. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
1925 Four horsemen of the emoji-calypse 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
1926 I think I need a new lifestyle designer 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
1927 Wasn't this, 'Come as you are?' 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
1928 The latest iOS feature is too intrusive. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
1929 So about those texts from my new AI phone… 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
1930 I second these emotions. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
1931 I just haven’t found MY emoji yet, you know? Maybe in the next update. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
1932 Are you the four-out-of-five who recommend sugarless gum? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
1933 My nickname is Peanuts. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
1934 There's no emoji for "fifth wheel." 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
1935 You guys have been texting way too much! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
1936 But I'm right here!!! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
1937 What do you mean with that apricot-ass? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
1938 Cartoonists sure are getting lazy these days. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
1939 I was just trying to share my recipe for eggplant parmesan. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
1940 Geez, Connie, could you be any more obvious that you have a craving for eggplant!? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
1941 I don’t think I got the emoji memo guys 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
1942 A day in the life of an android user. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
1943 OMG, she's being so antisocial." 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
1944 I’m not sure how I feel about Travis and Taylor. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
1945 Uh, uh. I don't even like eggplant. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
1946 When you still have an Android 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
1947 Why am I surrounded by millennials?! 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
1948 No, not the POOP emoji! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
1949 It was all fun and games until the emojis really started taking up head space.” 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
1950 Reminds me. Eggplant for dinner. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
1951 With friends like these, who needs emojis. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
1952 I think Eggplant is ghosting me. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
1953 If we keep doing this with our faces will they stick that way? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
1954 Yes, it's my first time at the Emoti Con. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
1955 The doctor says your face lift surgery has been approved by your insurance company. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
1956 Is it so difficult for you all to understand why I don't want to post-on-line our scathing criticisms of the boss? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
1957 This is my emoji: ??‍♀️ 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
1958 So how do I type LOL? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
1959 Is that what this means by getting ahead? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
1960 Would I look good in pumpkin? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
1961 Could someone show me how to use spellcheck? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
1962 I kind of just want to stay in tonight though 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
1963 Worst nightmare ever! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1964 Ah yes, the I'm still human emoji. 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
1965 Geez, everyone has turned into such an eggplant. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
1966 No, the eggplant is not an option. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
1967 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1968 You really should try facing your inner Emoji, my dear! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
1969 OMG you guys. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I swear I’m LOLing. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
1970 Smiley head, Fiery head, Luddite head, Blue Devil head, Peachy head 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
1971 I'm just not feeling specific enough today 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1972 How come you guys always know exactly what to say? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
1973 I'm sorry, I'm too emo to emoji. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1974 Shannon quickly realized she'd misunderstood her invitation to the Tech-Head Convention. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
1975 Millennial divorcee opening her online dating app for the first time. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1976 I don’t think I like the new update… 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1977 Jane had resisted becoming an emoji head like her friends but was rethinking her position after realizing savings she would incur on hair care. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
1978 The Only Emoji-Face Left is "Crying-Face! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
1979 I’d like to speak to the manager” -Karen Emoj 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
1980 But I don’t want to be ? 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
1981 „Oh shit. Here comes eggplant…“ 1.1389 0.04453 108 98 5 5
1982 I just don’t care about Taylor Swift that much. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
1983 Does this mean I'm the eggplant? 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
1984 Dang it, why do *I* always end up having to be the eggplant?? 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
1985 The perils of upgrading your device on the day it is released. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
1986 No! No ! No! Yes! Yes, that's the butt I want! 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
1987 I tried to tell you guys… 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
1988 My grandpa says I have nutty fiends." 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
1989 There's no imoji for 'normal"? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
1990 This must be emoticon Armageddon 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
1991 Why do I feel like the poop emoji? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
1992 I ? emojis. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
1993 Why I never use the poop emoji. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
1994 Please,not the eggplant. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
1995 I need an ethnographic study to understand this 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
1996 I don’t think my tweets have enough snarky shorthand symbolism. Nobody’s going to take me seriously. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
1997 Where the realheads at? 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
1998 What happened to just wearing your heart on your sleeve? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
1999 But why do I have to be Pile of Poo? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2000 So you guys actually went for the ‘ Buy a new i-phone, become the emoji of your choice’ promotion? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2001 omg new Karen emoji ? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2002 So that’s how you get Face ID to work… 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2003 I guess this is easier to learn than Esperanto 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
2004 Are you the four horsemen of my dating apocalypse? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
2005 Louder than words. 1.1376 0.03315 109 94 15 0
2006 But I'm on my bank's website! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
2007 Are you guys all on Ozempic or something? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
2008 Hey, guys, it's easier with Photoshop. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
2009 Wait do you have a group chat with me? 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
2010 I had one lousy heartfelt feeling then poof, I lose my head. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2011 How did you guys get Iphone 37's ? 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
2012 Haven't I seen you all before? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2013 One in every five is a turd face, statistically speaking" 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
2014 I will not be a shithead. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2015 Perhaps you should have figured out how to get back to human before choosing your special characters. 1.1368 0.04639 95 86 5 4
2016 Ugh! I can't choose... Emojis are so binary! 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2017 Y'know, I really don't understand why they modernized the lunar calendar. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2018 Please stop with the typing and deleting torture...an ellipsis inferno. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2019 If one of you makes me a poop emoji, I swear . . . 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2020 Is this the emoji dating app? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2021 You are what you stream! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2022 What do you mean my profile pic is not attractive enough? 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2023 This is crazy! We're turning into the Village People! 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
2024 Plain Vanilla, really? 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
2025 So, girls wind up with peach heads or sunshine? While guys get fire or devils? What is this gendered ?? ? me to the ?! 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2026 Why do you all look so emotional? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
2027 From Dante...A circle of emoji hell. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2028 Twitter Fingers 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2029 Maybe a little self-control... 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2030 What app are you guys using? 1.1364 0.04898 88 80 4 4
2031 Oh, my God. I'm dead inside. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2032 Oh No! Why can’t I turn my head into a huge colorful vagina? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2033 She doesn't "look peachy", Bill. Her head is literally a peach. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2034 Who really gives a f**k! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2035 you ever feel like you cant run from your emoticons? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2036 I've always been a bit of a wallflower :(. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2037 You guys realize I've never been into eggplant. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2038 Guys, this isn’t what I meant when I said we should be more upfront with our feelings. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2039 I was "poop" last week! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2040 That’s not what I meant. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2041 Hey guys, you may not want to use the free Wi-Fi. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2042 Ok, that's enough. Now I'm just speachless 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2043 Am I not enough? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2044 Guys, why did you react to my Grandma's obituary post? 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
2045 Uh, guys ... I think we've taken the emoji thing too far. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
2046 Forget about the 'I told you so' from our Moms, how are we going to explain this one to the AI chatbot?. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
2047 Our phones don't have have a ''disable emojis' tool: I'm afraid you're stuck. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
2048 They said this would happen when the wind changes direction! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
2049 Do you think ‘sobbing-face’ reveals too much of my inner turmoil? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
2050 What is eggplant? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
2051 New Karen emoji just dropped 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
2052 Wing dings, anyone? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
2053 Do you mind if I use plain speech? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2054 I am NOT the Karen, emoji! 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2055 I'm supposed to be Marilyn from "TheMunsters" 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2056 Why would you even get an app called MyScaryHead? 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
2057 Poop-Head got stuck at the office again 1.1354 0.04348 96 86 7 3
2058 The one text message I delete before reading and it was the “memo” you all got telling us to come as our favorite emoji!” 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2059 Mood swings come to life 👯‍♀️ 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2060 First emorgi? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
2061 Their emojis were written all over their faces. 1.1354 0.04593 96 87 5 4
2062 But I never know what you mean. 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
2063 This is a protest. I had a caption for the Nov. 27 issue, but it arrived after your deadline. Richard Collins richard.collins@colorado.edu 1.1351 0.03942 111 99 9 3
2064 Fffjgcxcvbjk! I gotta do less drugs at work. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
2065 Anyone know how to cancel this new IRL Emoji feature? 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2066 This poll says four out of five adults agree with Hellfire and Damnation! 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2067 I don’t feel guilty about taking Ozempic anymore. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
2068 You mean I AM THE ONLY AVATAR HERE?? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2069 It's no fair! I've been staring at this app for hours and I still haven't transitioned. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
2070 Does this mean I will have the poo face? 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
2071 It’s just emojis taking me over 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
2072 I don't think poop's coming. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2073 Oh, poop 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
2074 I’m gonna make an appointment with my hairdresser before I do anything radical. 1.1346 0.04112 104 93 8 3
2075 We're all pathetic. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2076 "Its either 'poop' head or be a complete outsider." 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2077 I don’t remember reading about this part in the new IOS update… 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2078 Hey, I feel like you're all... Actually, I don't know what I feel. 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
2079 What will I choose? How do I know who to be? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2080 How's this filter work? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2081 Jeez, I text Bill and he takes everything I say the wrong way. Help me here – you guys always have such a good head for these things. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2082 I am so sick of waiting on Taco and Eggplant? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2083 Wait, are we already past AI-generated avatars? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2084 Ok. Now I need you all to explain what you are to my parents. 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
2085 I’m more of an ASCII person. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2086 So we need all five of us to call this Captain 'Gram It? 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2087 “Oh, no! The Emoticons are taking over!” 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2088 Huh. How did I miss the most recent software update? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2089 We texted a landline? What is that? The previous generation is so weird.... 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2090 Blackberry's Suck! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2091 I still like my Palm Pilot. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2092 I feel so out of touch, or out of date or even beyond what is happening in the brave new world of communication; can somebody, anybody, help me? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2093 Stop all the carrying on and just use your words! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2094 Why would you say that? I was just about to do the Wordle. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2095 You guys know I’m in the same chat group? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2096 But how do you send words? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2097 It's too hot to my right. Can I switch places with Peach? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2098 Mine comes up as a warning, then becomes a mushroom cloud before disappearing. What does that mean? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2099 XOXO doesn't seem to work anymore! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
2100 I've got to switch from Myspace. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
2101 I'm afraid I'm not erasing my identity as fast as everyone one else. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2102 I am not emotionally challenged. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
2103 How's the news today? 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
2104 So why can't I use the eggplant? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
2105 Did any of you press emoji" 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2106 It was in this moment that Rachel realized she was the basic one of the group chat 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
2107 I can't do this anymore. I recently lost my heart. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2108 Inside Out: Hormone Edition 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
2109 i prefer my friends un-filtered 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
2110 Oh no, I just remembered that Ted will be over any minute, and you know how he loves to use that pile of poo emoji 1.1333 0.04075 105 94 8 3
2111 So, if I want to fit in, I just can’t show my real face" 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
2112 This reminds me of that time Josh Sutton was fucked up the ass. 1.1327 0.03666 113 100 11 2
2113 I was looking for the "Fruit of the Loom" guys. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
2114 You don't say. 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
2115 I don’t want an emoji! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2116 Us? We're the four emoji of the social media apocalypse. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
2117 And I thought I was conflicted! 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2118 Hold up, Peachface, the subjunctive tense in his text insinuates he is, in fact, DTF. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2119 Wait, which of you has the non-gender neutral name? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
2120 How can I try on the "Whoa!" emoji?? 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2121 Call me "iconoclastic," I guess. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2122 I’d be having a lot more fun if the eggplant were here. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2123 I guess my social circle is more virtual than I thought. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
2124 But this script calls for a peach getting roasted by the devil on a sunny day... 1.1321 0.04255 106 96 6 4
2125 Oh my God, you guys! Parable Alert! Five dumb blondes meet an Elephant Emoji! 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
2126 Are you guys having an anxiety attack too? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
2127 You ever feel people aren’t showing their true face in their texts ? 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
2128 Which one do I choose for "losing faith in humanity?" 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2129 When you meet your online friends in person and there not a catfish 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2130 My heart is broken. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2131 For emojis only. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
2132 So, does anyone here like eggplant? 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2133 Maybe it’s time to skip Comic-Con. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2134 You’re thinking outside the box! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
2135 Am I that boring? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2136 Emoji Con. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2137 No one talks about the non-emoji in the room. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2138 I've gone viral! @# Plain Karen complains." 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2139 Sorry guys, my phone’s dead so I’m going to have to “tell” you how I feel. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2140 It's a group text from Eggplant. As usual, he's on a date and can't join us. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2141 Fo' sizzle my drizzle. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2142 You know I can see what you're looking at, don't you? 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
2143 Thumbs up? 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2144 She suddenly realized why nobody could tell what she was saying. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
2145 Words have no meaning anymore 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
2146 The others might think what you said is ‘cool’ or ‘fire’ with a devilish charm, but I think you’re being a butthead. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
2147 I don’t get it, why can’t I be a meme? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
2148 Thank goodness I didn’t have enough storage space to complete the latest software update. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
2149 OMG ... AI's finally swallowed emogis! 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2150 I’m not pressing any buttons ever again. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2151 I’m still waiting for Pink Heart. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
2152 Now, I will text you a follow-up. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2153 most people wear their emotions on their sleeve 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2154 Rod Serling would've found this unimaginable! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2155 Mother and Child Reunion 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2156 I’m a bit of a mess this time of the month, okay? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2157 Emoji-head syndrome is viral! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2158 I'm listed under 'Plain Jane'..... 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2159 It was then that Susan realized she had low E.Q. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2160 And all this time i thought Rod Serling was deceased! 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
2161 It’s great to get this whole chat group together in one place for a change. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2162 Where did my Klingon lesson go? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2163 It might be a peach emoji, but that doesn't mean it's really a peach. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
2164 How could I get a head like that? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2165 i’m looking for one that says “pass” 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
2166 Wow, the metaverse is a nightmare! 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
2167 An Android User walks into a bar full of iPhone Users, and she’s told she can only have a drink in completely different shaped glass with an off putting shade of coloring 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2168 I’ll go eggplant. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2169 These people's heads look like emoji! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2170 Sigh. In my day, your only choices were Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, or Sam. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
2171 OH NO! I'm back at my birthday party in 1969 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2172 Phone-y Expressions 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2173 Are you *sure* I should reply with the poop emoji? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2174 …and the Connection is… 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2175 I guess I'm not the only one with no words. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2176 I can't decide how I feel about it. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2177 Hey, it’s the 21st century. How about an emoji for us girls. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
2178 I’m not in Kansas anymore! 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
2179 What’s the emoji for feeling wrongheaded? 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2180 I’m feeling nothing! 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
2181 Well, this stinks. I can’t securely sign on with this face. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
2182 Are there any sacks left? 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
2183 I feel like my Gen Z coworkers are using emojis ironically… 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
2184 I get so emoji-nal, baby! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
2185 Can't I just end with a simple period? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2186 Does anyone remember when body language expressed simple emotion? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2187 Is there one for “can’t make up my mind”? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2188 With emojis like you, who needs friends? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2189 Devolve was spelled with these shapes called letters. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2190 Round up the usual suspects. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2191 Debbie, tell me you didn't just use an Oxford comma in our group chat? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2192 I think you meant 'Strawberry', 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2193 Non social media influence. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2194 And you say you all got the latest software update? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2195 What happens when emojis take over AI 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2196 Social media. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2197 So, whatever happened to xoxo? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2198 Who Am I? 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
2199 let me see your phone 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2200 What do you mean poop is all that’s left? 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2201 My therapist says I have associative identity disorder. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2202 This is so embarrassing... I primarily use Bitmoji. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2203 ? I’m out of here. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2204 I'm in a green message bubble ? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2205 I used to ask myself, "What could be worse than texting with a bunch of buttheads"? 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
2206 I say screw it- Let's get a GenZ in there! Isn't it our turn to mess things up?!" 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2207 why is my phone not providing me with facial recognition? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
2208 **Record Scratch** "You're probably wondering how I got here... surrounded by people with emojis for heads." 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
2209 You need to update your phone! 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
2210 Did everyone have a nice Halloween? 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2211 Beam me up 'SIMS LORD' , everyone's an emoji down here! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2212 Are you sure he won't think my use of the eggplant emoji is racist? 1.1287 0.04374 101 92 5 4
2213 I feel totally rejected! No one has created a defining emoji for me. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
2214 Words just don’t explain it! 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
2215 Holy poop emoji! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
2216 Am I the only one who doesn't have the latest iPhone? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2217 Hey Genie, can I have more wishes? I’ve got more self-centered relatives. 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
2218 I don’t have that app. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2219 There's no emoji for me! 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
2220 Oh my god!….. You have self-emojied yourselves! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2221 So wait guys, I can't hide my emotions-(cons) anymore! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2222 See, type in 'disgruntled Karen'. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2223 Just show me how to update the app! 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
2224 Where‘s Cream? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
2225 For Heaven's sake! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2226 I know I shouldn’t feel inadequate but come on…I’m the only one of our group who hasn’t figured out my superpower! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2227 Well I was going to choose peach but Naomi definitely does more squats than me... 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2228 I guess I am dookie 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
2229 I can't believe that there's no emoji for 'can't decide what to wear to the club on Saturday night!' 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2230 But I don't wanna be the eggplant. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2231 Will you guys hate me if I go with ?? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2232 Have you heard about our lord and savior, Emo-Jesus? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2233 My e-mojo just isn't working for me. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2234 I thought they were an eggplant. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2235 Can't we talk? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2236 How do I emote "overtired due to hubby's sleep apnea?" 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2237 If we are all fruit, what is she, chopped liver? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2238 I said Sorry. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2239 No, I haven't met any new New Yorkers since I left Brooklyn. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2240 Easy for you all, now I have to choose my skin tone. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2241 I checked. You are all ahead of time. 1.1277 0.04596 94 86 4 4
2242 Wait. Is my face an emoji now? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2243 Emo night at the club was different than she remembered 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2244 The fours spirits of “You Up?” texts visited her that night.” #christmascaro 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2245 Ghosts of conversations past. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2246 Gangs all here 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2247 We are going to need AI to come up with a caption. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2248 Was this part of the latest software update?” @t.robotso 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
2249 So, is your face where your butt is? 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
2250 So who’s got their brains on fire? 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
2251 It’s not letting me choose the eggplant? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
2252 There outta be an emoji for a fifth wheel! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
2253 OMG! IMO! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2254 Are my baby pics really that controversial? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2255 Do I reply with a playfully ironic emoji or one that evokes a not so subtle double entendre? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2256 You know what they say: You are what you text. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
2257 Sorry, none of you got a callback. You just didn't give off the right emotions. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2258 im in desperate need of an upgrade from my android… 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
2259 Can't choose! I love you all!! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
2260 Online dating is just not working for me. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
2261 It's a group text from Elon. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2262 You blue bubbles think you’re so cool. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2263 How come I’m the only one who never knows how to react? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2264 Hey! What happened to our promise never to go back to X? 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
2265 UGH! Guys! You told me you wouldn't communicate with the human emojis containing every detail of my face behind my back! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2266 I’m just not someone who wears their emojis on their face. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
2267 "I don't fit with any of these; what do I do?" 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2268 Was becoming one with my phone in the small print? 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
2269 I explained I come from a long line of gardeners, but they still didn’t think the eggplant was appropriate at theThanksgiving table. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
2270 You chose all the good emojis! 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2271 Siri says that I left my heart in San Francisco! 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2272 Well I guess I can't say I've been catfished... 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2273 Clearly, I'm doing this all wrong. I've not lost my head yet. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2274 When you're the only one in the group chat not speaking emoji 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
2275 I just don't feel that my selfies are as expressive as yours. 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
2276 If you say you feel 'nostalgic' it just shows your face. 1.1262 0.04293 103 94 5 4
2277 Sorry, guys. Can't play into the emoji game. I have a flip phone. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
2278 Memojis?! But I'm still trying just to take a good selfie. 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
2279 Why is there never an emoji that looks like me? 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
2280 Bad news guys, they want you to do a Marvel movie. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2281 But the last emoji I used was when I was in the bathroom. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
2282 Oh my, I'd love to join in, but my battery is dead. 1.1250 0.04798 88 81 3 4
2283 Hey, guys, anyone know what this dot at the end of a sentence means? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
2284 From the annals of unsuccessful reboots: the 2023 Village People. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
2285 We’re running out of lunch options. 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
2286 So it starts at Cat Face o’clock, costs Rainbow per person and the address is Thumbs Up? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
2287 I've got to stop thinking so metaphorically 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
2288 As my friends that's how each of you see me? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
2289 How will I know who you REALLY are? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2290 I'm just having trouble deciding between ? and ?. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2291 And this is why we never take LSD with our phones out... 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2292 I'm horrified I texted you all that. I just have no social filter. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2293 Don't you see? You have no eyes, so pretending to stare at you phone is a waste of your fruity goodness. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2294 So first I download the app emoji me now… 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
2295 I am concerned that we might not all be on the same wavelength here. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
2296 What we here is a failure to communicate. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2297 Yikes! What the emoji for FOMO 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2298 All I meant was that I really love eggplant. 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
2299 •`_´• 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
2300 Am I the only one who didn't get the update? IOS 101? 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2301 I thought they said eat, not tweet! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2302 Emoji all the people... 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
2303 Are you all emojis? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2304 I don’t see one for complete disillusionment with all social media 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2305 On second thought maybe I’ll skip this software update… 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
2306 What app is that? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
2307 AI has finally reached Tinder. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
2308 I don't think we were allowed to be NSFW at the holiday party. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
2309 I think I haven't received the latest update yet. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2310 You haven't tried Elon Musk's new Avators app? 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
2311 I can never be sure what you are thinking. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
2312 Am I in a Pixar movie for Gen whatever? 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2313 Hang on a sec. It takes me longer to sign in. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2314 What's the emoji for zeitgeist? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2315 Why did I get the boring emoji? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2316 Ouch ! I think I'll skip the latest iOS update. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
2317 What if I’m just non-plussed? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2318 Emojiless Society 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
2319 I have to go charge my phone. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2320 Are there any good ones left? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2321 My Blackberry doesn’t do that either… 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2322 Hey Jaret, your head looks like my ass. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2323 the 4 faces of need 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2324 Gen Alpha introduces Aunt Becky to Skibidi Toilet Thanksgiving, 2023 [colorized] 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
2325 I don't think my phone has that button. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2326 So I can either be boring or scary? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2327 I am not going to play your stupid AI game. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2328 your phones top 10 most used emojis for the year huh? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2329 Who invited butt face.. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2330 I just can't talk to you guys anymore! 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
2331 I'm sorry, I forget which one of you is Jaime. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
2332 Grocery list: -Eggplant -Peach What did he think I meant, again? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
2333 I've forgotten how to tell you how I really feel! #justmyface 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
2334 Imagine. Lennon WAS a prophet! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
2335 Nevermind where the eggplant is!!! 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
2336 The psilocybin may be kicking in. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
2337 Hey, it's our reunion! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
2338 we are all your emojis you sent to guys 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2339 Different flavors for the week 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2340 Sarah’s order was the only one with no mushrooms… that might be it. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2341 Guys, Tom’s Sriracha allergy is acting up again. 1.1222 0.04695 90 83 3 4
2342 Can I be "skull face?" That's cool now, right? 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2343 Eeenie, meenie , emoji, oh NO!!! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2344 Who knew cellphones reflect our temperaments? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2345 Emoji? What emoji?! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2346 Guys, I told you already that I don't identify as an eggplant. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2347 I get it, I totally get it! 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2348 Go ahead and laugh. What do you know of love? 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2349 Sorry, I have no opinion. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
2350 And that was the moment Janet realized that plastic surgery was the only way she would truly fit in. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
2351 tycoon's emos. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
2352 Maybe I should start taking those screen time reports more seriously… 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2353 I think you're all on FACEBOOK too long. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2354 Well this is not exactly the group costume I was talking about over text. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2355 Wait! Something's wrong? Why is my head's emoji that of a professional white woman looking for career fulfillment and romantic happiness in a world gone crazy? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2356 I’ve always struggled with expressing my emotions. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2357 I am lost. You guys are scary. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2358 My pronouns are just she/her. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2359 I think I need to un-send my turd emoji post. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2360 I look like Geddy Lee 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2361 Was this part of the last upgrade agreement? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2362 Uhh guys, where did eggplant go? 1.1217 0.03526 115 103 10 2
2363 Ugh, now even butt-face is part of the popular crowd. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2364 What do you mean Apple stole your likeness? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2365 I'm afraid my operating system doesn't support that app. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2366 Has anyone gotten a response back from Eggplant? This won’t be a party without him. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2367 help control alt delete 1.1215 0.03687 107 96 9 2
2368 But, I don't want to be an aroused eggplant ! 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
2369 mom always said “you are what you text” 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
2370 Texting with Gramma is hard. So much typing. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2371 Okay Gen-Whatevers. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2372 Where's the emoji for an unexpressed thought? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2373 But I have an Android... 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2374 Anyone else playing which of these things doesn't belong? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2375 So, whaddaya think? Champagne bottle? 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
2376 At least you aren't all egg heads. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
2377 So you are the Ghosts of Emojis Past? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
2378 This is beyond my emojination 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
2379 You become what you behold, mostly in your emoji game 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
2380 Why am I the boring lady in the purple shirt? 1.1207 0.03275 116 103 12 1
2381 Oh dear! I seem to have lost my wi-fi connection! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2382 Maybe I'll wait a bit before running that update. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2383 I have all your email addresses. Now I need your preferred pronouns. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2384 Noooo.don't text me the "?" 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2385 OMG!!! It wasn’t just a nightmare! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2386 Wait. That emoji is me, and I am a flaming kumquat?? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2387 Thank God I didn't download the new IOS update last night. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2388 Who am I today? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2389 Ugh, I dont have that app. I'm on a 12 still. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
2390 I don't understand what's happening, but no one hit delete. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2391 Is this safer than wearing your heart on a sleeve?" 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2392 I can walk a few blocks if you guys want to go through the wormhole 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
2393 Throw those wiggly things away you "administration" cretins and concentrate on running the damned country ! Start by keeping the president upright and conscious. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
2394 May I ask why your most-used emoji is a peach? 1.1200 0.03266 100 88 12 0
2395 There you all go, again…hiding behind your keyboards. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2396 Oh no… I’ve been using the eggplant emoji all wrong. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2397 Why can't I get the Emoji Head app? 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
2398 But I don't want to be an eggplant. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
2399 Damn Android! 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
2400 Please don’t make me the eggplant. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
2401 Can I get my own emoji if I get rid of this android? 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
2402 Oh no. Everybody's going to see that I'm completely shitfaced. 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
2403 What if I'm in the midst of an identity crisis? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2404 What superpower? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2405 I can't find the emoji for grad student working three jobs just finding out her loan was not forgiven but still socially obligated to hang out with her trust fund friends 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
2406 When I asked a genius down at the mall how to keep this thing from devolving my life down to a predictable mediocrity he said to throw it as hard as I can against a brick wall. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2407 You know that I'm the one from Georgia 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2408 This is my sad and insecure. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2409 I don't know what to say or how to say it. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2410 Hold on! Let's not get over-emoijo-ed about this. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2411 Do I get a choice for myself? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
2412 Ooh no! I just got at text from eggplant. He's not coming. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2413 My screen turned into reality! 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2414 Is this a new Drake album cover? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2415 See what I didn’t do here? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
2416 You all look thirsty. Can I get you anything to drink? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
2417 Are you trying to say I was adopted? 1.1188 0.03799 101 91 8 2
2418 Oh my! This debate has engendered such mixed opinions. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2419 What magazine are we in with color cartoons? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
2420 Do you guys mind switching places? I've got a craving for grilled peaches. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
2421 Oh Hell! My mother was right. Once you hit 30, you're middle-aged. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2422 When I get my taxes 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
2423 Could you tell me what you'd like to order without the emogies? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2424 Matches in modern dating 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
2425 Remember never mix emoji's and LSD 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2426 the eggplant is definitely me, but my job has a strict policy about that, so, yeah... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
2427 You may have emojis for heads, but I don't have a head for emojis! 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
2428 I’m never using the eggplant emoji again. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
2429 I have issues expressing my emotions, guys. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
2430 I guess we're diverse with a congenial, a hothead, a know-it-all, an ass-hole, but where does that leave me? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
2431 This should be a heated but fruitful discussion. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
2432 I just don't think I want Eggplant to be part of our text group. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
2433 I was warned uploading too many viral messages would result in emojihallucinitis. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
2434 OMG, I have become friends with cartoon characters? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
2435 Oh, nothing, just another emoji panic attack. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
2436 Who am i, monkey in the middle? 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
2437 *8-() 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
2438 I guess we’re not on the same page. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
2439 I never imagined the singularity would look like this. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
2440 Does anyone know the emoji for bloated? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
2441 Did you see what Ron just posted? He's such an eggplant! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
2442 I should never do ayahuasca when I'm texting! 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
2443 Let's face it: our screen time is starting to show! 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
2444 It says here Epstein didn't kill himself.... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
2445 I’m having trouble finding the words. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
2446 I must’ve left it on the bus. I hope no one sits in it. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
2447 The Emoji Movie. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
2448 Texting emojis instead of names brings all of my friends to life 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
2449 How it feels to be born in the 20th century: 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
2450 I’d rather not have eggplant for dinner. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
2451 The new generation 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
2452 But I don't want an eggplant for a head. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
2453 EmojInsecurity 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
2454 This new app scares me! 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
2455 The last phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
2456 ‘Does any one have 🍆 number?’ 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
2457 AI has gone too far 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
2458 I suppose I’m a brown pile. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2459 The various nuts are available. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2460 There is no emoji to represent, Please Help! I'm Surrounded! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2461 They say I’m not like them ? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2462 I’m feeling a little Karen-ish today. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2463 Sorry, but I don't date emojis anymore. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2464 You know, there is a keyboard with actual letters. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2465 I’m speechless. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2466 Are you impersonating the Four Seasons? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2467 Oh no! I'm living in an Adam Sandler movie! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2468 2024 Real Life Inside-Out 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2469 Which emoji do you identify yourself as? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2470 You're always fnishing each other's sentences 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
2471 In this trap together! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2472 Well we just never know what you’re thinking. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
2473 I suppose there's no longer any point in using our actual names for anything. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2474 Between the devil and the deep blue sea 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
2475 Sorry, I just can’t wrap my head around an emoji… 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2476 OK with everyone if we skip the feelings check-in and go right to the group hug? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2477 Did I die? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2478 It would be easier if you would just identify with your actual name, so I could tell who sent the text... 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
2479 Is fire, skull a runon sentence? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2480 'Wait--so my aunt has texted pictures of ALL of us to her pastor?' 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
2481 God syncs up the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse to do battle against the Orange Messiah. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
2482 I'm going to use this one: ? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
2483 How do you say OMG in non-cellular form? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
2484 I’m the actual face behind the ? emoji…. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
2485 Once again, my flip phone fails me. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
2486 Oh, no, my filter is stuck. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
2487 It’s fun to stay at the E.MO.J.I. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
2488 Hear me out… You don’t make that face just because you’ve typed the emoji. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
2489 I can’t help being sad – he stole my heart!” 1.1154 0.04821 78 72 3 3
2490 It’s easy for you to say! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
2491 Happy Holidays from our family to yours! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
2492 I’m gonna stay in. I’m feeling ‘non-digital-binary’ tonight! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2493 Heck no, I'm not going to become an emoji head. Not now, not ever! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
2494 I guess that level of personalization only comes from updating the operating system. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2495 You Apple users are too far down the well. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
2496 Guys I came up with a way to capture the expressive power of emojis using only your face. I call it: facemojis. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2497 M didn't get the emo.... #awkward 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
2498 Well, jeez, if none of you will help me make a silly head, I’m sure my toddler will do it. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
2499 She was finally facing the truth. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2500 You're all so inappropriate right now. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
2501 Can't we agree on something like World Peace. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
2502 And you're sure this long series of seemingly random images with no additional context effectively communicates I'm interested in a second date? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
2503 My battery died. I guess I'm going home. Hello? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
2504 Wait, am I in the wrong group chat? 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
2505 Oh no! I thought you all were millennials not Gen Z! 1.1149 0.04455 87 80 4 3
2506 Am I the only Lonely? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
2507 It's difficult to meet anyone normal these days. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
2508 Everyone at college really was more interesting than Jessica. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
2509 How to flirt IRL? Guide for when you don’t have the guy’s IG 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
2510 First it was Android in a group text. Now it's a human in an AI group. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
2511 Model on a Macy's float? That's so last week! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
2512 You gotta pay for these??!! 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
2513 I think I'm getting an eggplant vibe. 1.1146 0.04154 96 88 5 3
2514 It keeps recommending the poop emoji. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
2515 Oh no! It says my emoji is protected by copyright.... 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
2516 PLAY TO WIN" 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
2517 The slot machine game is addictive. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
2518 Eccch. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
2519 I feel like I have such a complex personality when I am around yoiu guys. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
2520 All I said was that we should get a bowl so we don’t lose our keys… 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
2521 Hey, why do I always have to be eggplant? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
2522 Uh oh, the NSFW crowd found me again, I told them last week I wasn't interested! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
2523 Do I dare...? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
2524 Did I get this right. First we head to the beach, and then stop at the farmer's market. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
2525 How embarrassing. I dated that emoji. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
2526 Are you sure gaslighting is cool now? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
2527 What the apocalypse will look like soon 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
2528 Guess it's time to give up the poop emoji. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
2529 Quick, take selfies! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
2530 Uh oh...eggplant said he's on his way. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
2531 Now I wish I'd chosen the Premium plan. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
2532 Can you forward your App to me? The only choice they are giving me is Donald Trump. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
2533 I don’t think Unicode is going to add a ‘Barbara.’ 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
2534 But is there an emoji for Anosognosia? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
2535 Does that app pay off my student loan? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2536 Can you believe ? just sent that out to everyone? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2537 I just don't want to commit and get stuck with eggplant or poop. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
2538 I said, "Head's UP; not OFF!" 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
2539 Why do I always have to be Ms. Turd? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
2540 Nobody told me 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2541 No. You cannot be Sponge Bob Square Pants! 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
2542 The Karen emoji must be here somewhere? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2543 I may be angry, nauseated, and uncontrollably upset...But, I am never at a loss for words 1.1136 0.04406 88 81 4 3
2544 I think I might be heading for trouble 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2545 !#%^$&@$!!&!! Millennials! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2546 Am I next?!? 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
2547 But none of these says 'me'. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
2548 darlin', don't you ever grow up, Just stay this little... 🎓 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
2549 You'e among friends! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
2550 You guys are so opinionated! 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
2551 I feel so meh. 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
2552 OK, you characters. Get real! 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
2553 I already told you, I’m NOT being barf face! 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
2554 I do want to be a good sport.I just don't want to be a poophead. 1.1132 0.03867 106 97 6 3
2555 What's the emoji for 'help me!' 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
2556 It’s not you it’s me. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
2557 Are you the Peach from Georgia? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2558 I' m hanging with the wrong crowd. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2559 Please don’t tell me my head looks like an eggplant. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2560 I don’t speak emoji 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
2561 Oh, no! Everyone is looking at my pimple 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
2562 I now know why my parents didn’t want to get me a smart phone. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
2563 I’m torn between a heart and a fire engine. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
2564 You guys are lucky, my last date was a total eggplant. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
2565 Um...no thanks - the only one left is the eggplant. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
2566 Where is my favored eggplant aubergine one?.... 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
2567 Hey guys, I think you should change your AI settings! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
2568 I identify as a plane jane, I didn't realize there were any still around. #mynewyoukercaption 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
2569 I think AI has jumped through the Emoji time hole to take over, do I join them or RUN????? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
2570 I guess it’s time to update my phone 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
2571 I've really gotta ? these guys. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
2572 Uh no thanks, I’m in my Memoji era. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
2573 How do you spell it? 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
2574 Why do I have to be surrounded by people of color? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
2575 I was unaware that masks were mandatory. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
2576 Do I have to be the clown? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
2577 I feel so plain Jane when I'm with you guys. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
2578 Wearing mom jeans was bad enough. Now, all the good brands are taken. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
2579 I'm going to be a pineapple. 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
2580 "Kids these days are 2 dependent on emojis, IMHO. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
2581 I think my emoji button is broken. 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
2582 How do you turn your head into an emoji? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
2583 This emoticon stuff is becoming way too serious. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
2584 Hi Guys! I'm just a faceless old me! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
2585 Where’s ?? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
2586 hmmm, I don't know - what are you guys in the mood for? 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
2587 I thought everyone said "come as Emo!" 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2588 What? No eggplant? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
2589 But I was only off my phone for a minute! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
2590 He says that he would have told me earlier, but he didn't know how I'd react. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
2591 This is not a reason to let me go. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
2592 I blew it on The Masked Singer too. 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
2593 Sorry gang, but my computer's not working, I can't get my apple head!! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
2594 So... how exactly does COVID testing work for you guys? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
2595 Oh great, all my friends have turned into emojis I hate. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
2596 Encrypted! Today is no login day.” 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2597 I can't find " Do these pants make me look fat" in my Emojipedia 1.1111 0.04033 99 91 5 3
2598 No thanks, I prefer reversible photo chopping. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
2599 But I just turned twenty-five yesterday! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
2600 I told y'all about AI's infiltration into the emojisphere, and I warned you to cut back. But would ya listen? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
2601 And I thought the Village People were out there. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
2602 To be completely honest none of you express what I'm feeling. 1.1111 0.03484 99 89 9 1
2603 What emoji says, “I had a sex dream about your brother and I need you to tell me I’m not a bad person”? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2604 :consternation: 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
2605 I can't find an emoji that's really me. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
2606 This must be an episode of twilight zone. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
2607 Jen didn't realize the forum meetup posting said "bring your emojis," instead of "bring your emotions." 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
2608 I prefer having many emotions. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
2609 The only emoji left is the eggplant! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
2610 Is this what you'd call an AI nightmare? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2611 Now guys, when you respond try not to be meme. 1.1111 0.04648 81 75 3 3
2612 Life imitates emojis and sometimes Acrimboldo . 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2613 But I'm vegan, and I love eggplant! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2614 Oh my! This Trans-Emoji app really works. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
2615 You're not as diverse as you used to be. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2616 I give up! You’ve taken all the good ones. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
2617 I’ll show you mine if you show me yours! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2618 I'm gonna head out if you guys won't face the fact that we never actually talk anymore. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
2619 But I don't WANT to be the 'meh' 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
2620 It’s been three days. Why have none of you responded to my winky emoticon? 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
2621 I just don’t think you guys are striking the right tone for a ‘sorry for your loss’ message 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
2622 I checked the Annual Update box, and this is what happened! 1.1101 0.03282 109 98 10 1
2623 I feel so disturbingly nuanced and dimensional. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
2624 Spare me all the emotional drama. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
2625 You're next, Carla; choose this day which emoji you will be! 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
2626 OMG, I guess this must make me the ? head." 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
2627 Chelsea you're peaching 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
2628 I have no idea what message they're trying to send me. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
2629 Umm...do you mind if I wait a second before I post? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
2630 That does it! I am NOT uploading the new AI Emoji APP. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
2631 Yo your head looks like a butt lol 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
2632 I thought their profile pictures were avatars! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2633 I know I have a flat affect, but damn! I never thought I had no soul. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2634 It’s been more than four hours since I’ve seen Eggplant… 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2635 Finding one’s soul emoji is tough. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2636 I feel Like Marlyn Munster 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2637 young girl/guy looking for a "serious" relationship in your area! start chatting here: 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2638 Try not to reveal your mood. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2639 I'm too headstrong to use emojis." 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2640 My emoji besties. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2641 Is THIS what they mean by "WOKE" 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
2642 Problem, people. Confused Guy can't find the concert tickets. 1.1098 0.04593 82 76 3 3
2643 Maybe if I put on a smiley face emoji it’ll hide the fact that I’m dead inside 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2644 'Emma regretted praising her friends' emoji literacy, it had really gone to their heads.' 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2645 Not being fluent in emoji, I didn't know how to express my emotions to the group. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
2646 So which one of you is working Kissinger’s death? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
2647 I can't use my augmented reality emoji app today. I'm having digestive issues. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
2648 It's auto-completion again for me tonight. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2649 You guys need to read the user agreement before downloading that app! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
2650 Tails you disappear 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2651 I love you all but I can't decide if I am a flame or a smiley face. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2652 I'm not sure whether I passed the Turing Test...or failed it. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2653 Mishapps 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2654 I’m no good with emojis. Then again, my last caption for this contest got 1000 likes and I wasn’t a finalist, so I guess I’m not real good with words, either. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2655 Are you sure I'm not underdressed for this? 1.1089 0.03418 101 91 9 1
2656 I don't need any of you: I'm sending birthday greetings to my grandmother. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
2657 I really am underdressed for this 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
2658 Nice facemasks people use during life 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
2659 Tinder's new verification photos don't seem to help 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
2660 I guess this year, I'm using my friends' emojis to determine who's invited. It's kind-of a naughty or nice thing. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
2661 These cat videos are tearing us apart. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2662 Do ya need a hug ?? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2663 "These devices make me feel like I'm a vegetable! 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
2664 All the good emojis are taken. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
2665 Shouldn't there be an emoji for 'claustrophobic?' 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2666 This is the last time I call a flash mob.... 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2667 Why do I get to be the “Karen” emoji? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
2668 You guys always seem to know how to respond. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2669 ?✍️???‍♂️ 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2670 Looking for ❤️ and ?, but all I find are ?s. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2671 Hmmm, I wonder if the eggplant emoji is too forward ? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
2672 It's just not a party without Eggplant. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
2673 When you’re unfamiliar with the new slang going around. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2674 So now you select your face as your Emoji 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2675 I'm glad I am not on social media! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2676 My blackberry is no fool..it does not have a head start 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2677 ...and that's when she knew she'd never get her reservation in the Restaurant at the End of the Metaverse. 1.1081 0.04931 74 69 2 3
2678 I know I should've bought an iPhone. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2679 If each of you is worth 1,000 words, why can’t I understand you? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
2680 and yet in your independence you're the most vulgar of us all lmao lmao lmao 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
2681 I thought I could use a laughing face if something was funny! 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
2682 I’m just not settling for a question mark. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
2683 She didnt get the m-emo 😏 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
2684 I think I need a more sophisticated friend group 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
2685 Oh no! My favourite meme is the dog dirt one! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
2686 ...who farted... 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
2687 I see you’ve all got the new emoji app! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
2688 I don't think this one needs a caption. I think it's hilarious as is. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
2689 u guyz have color?? :o 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
2690 So this is what a live-action group chat looks like! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
2691 have any of you seen the water emoji guy? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
2692 How is it my friends are all so cool?? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
2693 I am not sure if this is possible but I feel even more alone. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
2694 Oh, I thought this was an Imogene party, I came as Imogene Coca. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
2695 I'm feeling a bit moji. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
2696 Guys: you don't have to be afraid of biometrics every damn day, 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
2697 I've gotta be me, but I forgot how. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
2698 And if you click this one you can show videos on your ass. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
2699 I'm on Lexapro 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
2700 What would you like for lunch peach head? 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
2701 You have all become what you beheld. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
2702 My favorite emojis: cool, lit, Karen, trouble, and butt. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
2703 Reading the room nowadays. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
2704 OK non-boomers, you do you. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
2705 My phone makes me use facial expressions. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
2706 The pile of poop? No way! 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
2707 wanted a shower radio for Christmas & I dont think I'm getting it 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
2708 I’m so emoji challenged! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
2709 I know you think he’s a drag but I’m still texting with Period. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
2710 All I wanted to say was new number who this… 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
2711 TFW you’re the last to react on Insta 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
2712 When you added me to the chat for group stuff I didn't know you meant "group stuff". 1.1058 0.03324 104 94 9 1
2713 I’d say that Apple’s new augmented reality app just jumped the shark. 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
2714 It's not my fault there's no "unassuming woman" emoji. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
2715 No, I promise you, I am wearing one too 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
2716 What if I just wear a T-shirt that says I'm surrounded by ?? 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
2717 So you think I should sleep with him and break up with him? 1.1053 0.04091 95 88 4 3
2718 Turns out that Apple's revolutionary new Memoji system can turn your face into an emoji. 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
2719 Heard from y’all before. No thanks! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
2720 I can't decide, there's too many of you! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
2721 I don't see one for conflicted capitalist progressive! 1.1053 0.04805 76 71 2 3
2722 I’ll wait to download the new iOS software update when you get your faces back. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
2723 Darn! All the good emojis are already taken. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
2724 Come for Christmas, he said…it’ll be fun, he said… 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
2725 Oh shit! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
2726 Having trouble choosing? Go with eggplant, and you’re bound to go home with somebody. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
2727 So this is how Right Said Fred felt, I totally get it now. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
2728 Can you guys stop making the group chat so weird? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
2729 Wait; which one of these is non-binary: 🍌🍆🌶️? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
2730 But what MI? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
2731 ????? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
2732 … and not a thought in your head 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
2733 Where is the tampon emoji? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
2734 I need an oversaturated with emojis emoji. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
2735 These LinkedIn post reaction options are getting out of hand 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
2736 Butt wait, there’s more! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
2737 Your phone’s electric like mine. What makes it different? 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
2738 Choose your “ Disposition of the day” ! 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
2739 Everyone’s trying to invent a new word game. I don’t like this one. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
2740 I think the iPhone 24 is when Apple took this memoji thing too far. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
2741 When I click 'See All,' all I get are updates from my bank! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
2742 What are the other prizes? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
2743 This is just too much. I'm digging out the 23-channel citizen band radio and going retro. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
2744 Everyone checks the weather. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
2745 And, as usual, Joan just can't find an appropriate emoji. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
2746 what is this your business?! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
2747 Try not to overreact but they canceled our family plan. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
2748 Why am I always the outlier? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
2749 It’s just so hard to choose. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
2750 Wait - wait - you attracted the hot one and you ended up with the devilish one, but both of you used my picture on Tinder. Why am I dateless tonight? 1.1034 0.04336 87 81 3 3
2751 Am I the only one who can see your personality on your faces? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
2752 I picked the poo emoji. Does that mean... 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
2753 why am i humming stealers wheel 1.1034 0.04016 87 80 5 2
2754 What do you think, butthead? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
2755 I can't get my game on because I can't download the app! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
2756 Could I still attend the party without a mask? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
2757 Oh no! My battery just died. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
2758 Finally accepted into the shape-shifting club, Karen had forgotten to memorize her entry code. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
2759 There's a word for that... 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
2760 Man!!!! All you guys left me was the poop emoji !!! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2761 Has anyone seen FOMO? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2762 You guys are great to let me in the group even though I'm so different. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2763 I honestly don’t know how to react to this.” 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2764 Remember when your mom warned you your face would stay that way if . . . . . 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2765 I was just trying to get ahead--not all of you! 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
2766 Don't turn around but that eggplant guy just walked in. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2767 I’m not as good at expressing myself. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2768 Which one of you is least likely to be perceived as offensive? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2769 My transition failed! Wrong app on my phone I guess? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2770 I feel like a hot dog at a corndog party. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2771 I miss my green bubbles 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2772 Am I the eggplant? 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
2773 No one told me that this was an emoji party … I left mine at home. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2774 I can’t face Gen Z’s anymore. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
2775 You haven't downloaded the latest Software Update? 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
2776 I've got all the feels. 1.1023