Contest #876


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The weird part is this one’s on the placebo. 1.7439 0.01749 2085 1000 619 466
1 The control group is doing Impressionism. 1.7422 0.01753 1893 857 667 369
2 He found the cheese. Now he’s searching for meaning. 1.7299 0.02639 896 433 272 191
3 My guess is that he didn't get the placebo. 1.6977 0.01606 2392 1208 699 485
4 I don’t think we’ll have to rely on grants anymore. 1.6968 0.01861 1646 794 557 295
5 It’s the camembert. The Cheez Whiz group is cranking out stick figures.” 1.6855 0.01174 5024 2779 1046 1199
6 Fine, it is derivative, but I say we still give him the cheese. 1.6798 0.01756 1783 867 620 296
7 I'm pretty sure this one is a church mouse. 1.6782 0.01481 2666 1346 832 488
8 Who knew he was a church mouse? 1.6756 0.01695 1982 990 645 347
9 Sure the painting is amazing. But I’m more impressed with how he built the scaffolding. 1.6755 0.01787 1732 851 592 289
10 I admit it's beautiful, but he still has to press the lever if he wants a pellet. 1.6682 0.01480 2595 1311 834 450
11 I told you he was a church mouse. 1.6670 0.01397 2901 1465 937 499
12 And yet he still hasn't figured out the water bottle. 1.6650 0.01664 2012 1010 666 336
13 The most impressive part is he built the table, too. 1.6576 0.01947 1434 719 487 228
14 I didn't even know he was Catholic. 1.6557 0.01306 3753 2070 905 778
15 It's a pity we neutered him. 1.6535 0.01728 1948 1021 581 346
16 The hard part was getting him to read the Bible. 1.6528 0.01767 1849 966 559 324
17 Hard to believe he still can't solve the maze. 1.6521 0.01462 2593 1326 843 424
18 We have a betting pool on what God is going to look like 1.6450 0.01686 1890 962 637 291
19 Let’s add ‘derivative art’ to the list of side effects. 1.6438 0.01561 2431 1307 683 441
20 Here it comes: the defining scene where God banishes all cats to hell. 1.6342 0.01553 2340 1245 706 389
21 My God Edith, you're right! He's left-handed! 1.6336 0.02762 745 398 222 125
22 Should we submit our research results to Nature or to Sotheby's? 1.6308 0.02451 902 472 291 139
23 Frankly, I prefer his sculptures. 1.6280 0.01724 1766 914 595 257
24 What he puts in the center will answer a lot of questions 1.6260 0.02705 722 376 240 106
25 Oh look, now he's adding a little paw reaching down from the clouds. 1.6252 0.02049 1302 691 408 203
26 It started with graffiti on the maze walls. 1.6202 0.01867 1472 763 505 204
27 He’s severely overestimating the size of our grant 1.6157 0.01638 1915 1001 649 265
28 This drug definitely causes delusions of grandeur. 1.6135 0.01989 1366 735 424 207
29 This will be worth a fortune after he's incinerated. 1.6099 0.01513 3161 2000 394 767
30 Michelangelo was also left handed. 1.6073 0.01699 1752 922 596 234
31 It all started when he chewed on a crayon and we rewarded him with cocaine. 1.6041 0.02087 1354 773 344 237
32 He’s gone a lot more Renaissance since we took out his wheel. 1.6029 0.02188 1113 605 345 163
33 Micesterpiece. 1.6014 0.01817 1613 879 498 236
34 Yeah, I was impressed too ... until I realized he was just painting by numbers. 1.5947 0.01789 1636 894 511 231
35 Looks like we’ll need to start from scratch. The drug was meant to make him run faster. 1.5926 0.02592 837 475 228 134
36 We found him in the Met's cafeteria. 1.5859 0.01948 1386 770 420 196
37 Yet he couldn't get into Yale. 1.5852 0.01770 2177 1381 318 478
38 Well, he did intern at Disney. 1.5844 0.01723 1552 814 569 169
39 This trivializes our work on monkeys with typewriters. 1.5802 0.01778 1989 1218 388 383
40 If I'm being honest, I find his work to be a bit derivative. 1.5792 0.01827 1464 795 490 179
41 Behold. The Creation of Edam. 1.5779 0.01998 1367 783 378 206
42 He claims his name is Mickey Angelo and he was commissioned to paint it. 1.5775 0.02557 845 487 228 130
43 This is embarassing, Jane. I paid him to write 'Will you marry me?' 1.5774 0.01893 1415 784 445 186
44 That Bob Ross home video made quite an impact. 1.5768 0.01898 1413 785 441 187
45 And we call this terrarium the Ratican. 1.5761 0.01947 1399 793 406 200
46 Let's reschedule his dissection. 1.5694 0.03936 360 211 93 56
47 This one was raised without access to social media. 1.5674 0.03461 460 269 121 70
48 We bought him a wheel, but he insisted on the painting supplies 1.5670 0.01966 1224 669 416 139
49 Well, its good art, but its not great art. 1.5618 0.02044 1132 624 380 128
50 It's OK. But he doesn't get the cheese until he makes it through the maze. 1.5615 0.02041 1131 623 381 127
51 Actually his best work is as a sculptor. 1.5610 0.02040 1123 617 382 124
52 I’m now calling him Mickeyangelo”. 1.5535 0.02165 1010 565 331 114
53 The odds of Carol Lasky and her son, Colin Mills, regularly — and legitimately — being voted as caption finalists (sometimes, SIMULTANEOUSLY; SEE Exhibit “A”: https://micromismanagement.com/tag/street-hustler/) are septillions to none. 1.5503 0.02348 1363 956 64 343
54 It's impressive, but I was hoping he'd do something original. 1.5500 0.02133 1129 658 321 150
55 His parents are still hoping he becomes a doctor 1.5443 0.04076 327 197 82 48
56 I told you we should name him Mickey-angelo. 1.5440 0.02304 897 511 284 102
57 Did the majority of us caption voters TRULY wade through almost 10,000 caption entries, to get to — and vote favorably for — Colin Mills’ ‘I love space, but I miss seasons.’ caption? 1.5413 0.02433 1247 877 65 305
58 How is it, that the majority of us caption voters can CONSISTANTLY vote favorably for ALL of the captions (that we later find out were) submitted by Colin Mills and his mother, Carol Lasky? 1.5281 0.02526 1121 790 70 261
59 A janitor captured this guy around 2:00 a.m. at the Met's European Paintings collection. 1.5281 0.02519 748 437 227 84
60 I don’t have the heart to tell him God doesn’t exist. 1.5272 0.02534 753 444 221 88
61 Just wait until they discover surrealism. 1.5250 0.02561 720 422 218 80
62 I miss the days when you could be a caption finalist, by writing a funny caption (as opposed to simply receiving votes from fans of your New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest podcast, Facebook page, Instagram page, and Twitter page). 1.5151 0.03060 763 547 39 177
63 Wow! But where did she find the parts for the scaffolding? 1.5126 0.02571 636 364 218 54
64 Yes, it’s impressive, but if you read his poetry you’ll see he’s really quite depressed. 1.5114 0.03056 528 322 142 64
65 He calls it the Moustine Chapel. 1.5095 0.02656 630 370 199 61
66 His rendering of God looks a lot like you Alice 1.5084 0.02835 596 361 167 68
67 Yep,definitely a church mouse 1.5063 0.02673 715 446 176 93
68 He found an escape. 1.5051 0.02673 592 344 197 51
69 Incredible! All any of the others could manage was abstract expressionism! 1.5049 0.02625 711 437 189 85
70 Another useless side effect. 1.5042 0.02685 708 443 173 92
71 Who is going to tell him that the cage is upside down? 1.5000 0.02970 546 336 147 63
72 It's amazing what they're capable of when we take their smartphones away from them! 1.4961 0.02776 641 401 162 78
73 Amazing what they can do once we remove the cell phones. 1.4946 0.02834 647 414 146 87
74 I wonder if his angels will have tails? 1.4917 0.02932 541 333 150 58
75 Left-handedness seems to be correlated with artistic ability. 1.4909 0.02850 497 291 168 38
76 These days they’ll do anything to avoid the rat race. 1.4876 0.03032 484 295 142 47
77 Did we over-tweak his right brain?” 1.4874 0.02892 673 450 118 105
78 And yet he failed the maze. 1.4867 0.02861 639 415 137 87
79 It's fascinating what they will do when they’re not distracted by a treadmill. 1.4861 0.03469 397 249 103 45
80 We never gave him a name. I wonder what he’ll sign it. 1.4821 0.02910 475 282 157 36
81 Quick! Come take a look at this! See? I told you he was left handed. 1.4816 0.02886 598 384 140 74
82 We were just testing a new laxative so this was a bit of a surprise. 1.4809 0.03989 314 202 73 39
83 Martha,do you still have that little block of marble? 1.4790 0.03086 547 359 114 74
84 He’s in his Blue Cheese Period 1.4739 0.03044 536 348 122 66
85 Do you think we should tell him there's no future in the arts? 1.4738 0.03657 344 217 91 36
86 Nearly finished. Get the marble. 1.4738 0.03275 420 263 115 42
87 All I had to do was take away his phone for two hours. 1.4712 0.03238 486 320 103 63
88 Are you positive he got the placebo? 1.4700 0.03115 517 339 113 65
89 Incredible. He’s left-handed. 1.4690 0.03234 484 319 103 62
90 Well, yeah, but he's no Picasso. 1.4687 0.02846 463 275 159 29
91 And to think... he considers himself a sculptor. 1.4677 0.02941 558 362 131 65
92 He quit the rat race to find his calling. 1.4664 0.03064 506 327 122 57
93 Must be a church mouse. 1.4649 0.03084 484 310 123 51
94 Well, he already mastered the maze. 1.4648 0.02978 469 290 140 39
95 If you give a mouse a paint set, he’s probably going to ask for scaffolding . . . 1.4632 0.03020 516 334 125 57
96 I’m shocked. I had no idea he was religious. 1.4623 0.03350 491 338 79 74
97 We don’t know what went wrong; all of our conditioning should have lead him to the STEM fields. 1.4612 0.03137 490 321 112 57
98 And this one is a church mouse I picked up in the Vatican. 1.4600 0.03282 487 330 90 67
99 Go Micelangelo! 1.4595 0.03339 383 241 108 34
100 I think this drug is ready for human trials 1.4593 0.03358 442 294 93 55
101 We adopted him after he completed a long tenure in the psychedelics testing lab 1.4592 0.03014 490 313 129 48
102 You should see what he did with the block of cheese that was in there. 1.4581 0.03086 465 297 123 45
103 Sure, that's cool, but let's see how she does in the maze! 1.4579 0.03019 463 291 132 40
104 I never had him figured as a lefty. 1.4553 0.03134 470 306 114 50
105 But can he find his way out of a maze? 1.4541 0.02945 458 284 140 34
106 Excellent Work. How is the Einstein Clone Progressing? 1.4527 0.03268 391 247 111 33
107 …yeah…eh… What exactly did you put in his water bottle? 1.4499 0.03049 389 236 131 22
108 What was that last pill? 1.4452 0.03266 420 275 103 42
109 What's even more amazing is that he got the placebo. 1.4442 0.03527 403 275 77 51
110 We'll know more after the dissection. 1.4435 0.03810 354 244 63 47
111 We are definitely not feeding this one to the snake. 1.4423 0.03750 364 251 65 48
112 I think we can skip the maze with this one. 1.4412 0.03402 417 282 86 49
113 Look. He's thinking outside the maze. 1.4400 0.03231 375 237 111 27
114 He’s gotten a lot more creative since we removed the wheel. 1.4394 0.03369 396 262 94 40
115 The detail on the teeny tiny genitals is astounding 1.4389 0.03228 360 225 112 23
116 The pharmaceutical trial team was happy to add “may cause creativity” to their side effect list! 1.4375 0.03226 368 232 111 25
117 Painting!?I'm still trying to figure out how she got the scaffolding in! 1.4368 0.03703 348 236 72 40
118 Looks like this diabetes drug might have some side-effects. 1.4363 0.03259 408 268 102 38
119 The others are finishing my nursery room now. 1.4348 0.03425 368 242 92 34
120 This will definitely not help with the cancer research 1.4345 0.03584 336 221 84 31
121 My god! He's Catholic! 1.4343 0.03497 396 271 78 47
122 I told you shouldn’t feed him shrooms. 1.4342 0.02992 403 251 129 23
123 At least we won't have to pose in the nude for him anymore! 1.4329 0.03594 365 248 76 41
124 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1.4327 0.03301 416 279 94 43
125 And to think that this all started when we took away his phone. 1.4318 0.03757 352 244 64 44
126 He's been like this ever since we took him out of the rat race. 1.4317 0.04112 278 189 58 31
127 Wait! Is that Micky Angelo? 1.4314 0.03384 350 226 97 27
128 Who knew CRISPR could change "r-a-t" into "a-r-t?" 1.4305 0.03668 374 261 65 48
129 I understand now he wants a hammer, a chisel and a slab of marble the size of a candy bar. 1.4294 0.03523 347 230 85 32
130 We laughed, remember, when he started the scaffold? 1.4294 0.03557 361 244 79 38
131 Even though this experimental drug didn't cure anything, I still think we can monetize it 1.4282 0.03371 369 243 94 32
132 I’m thinking we just skip the maze with this one. 1.4278 0.03577 367 251 75 41
133 And yet he couldn't finish the maze. 1.4270 0.03656 370 258 66 46
134 Barbara, I think we gave this one the wrong cookie 1.4269 0.03582 342 229 80 33
135 Mouselangelo,earning his fromaggio… 1.4266 0.03464 368 247 85 36
136 Amazing, considering he flunked maze. 1.4265 0.03621 340 229 77 34
137 This is nothing compared to his Bleu cheese period works. 1.4257 0.03318 397 266 93 38
138 It’s a mousterpiece! 1.4255 0.03734 329 224 70 35
139 She’s left-handed! How did we miss that? 1.4235 0.03454 366 246 85 35
140 We can probably throw away the maze now. 1.4234 0.03566 385 269 69 47
141 Interesting ... when he had the running wheel, his art work was more like Jackson Pollock. 1.4219 0.03476 384 264 78 42
142 I didn’t even know he could paint, let alone that he was roman catholic. 1.4214 0.03977 299 207 58 34
143 Good thing we didn't call him Oppenheimer 1.4212 0.03844 330 231 59 40
144 And what’s the one exposed to Fox News up to? 1.4209 0.03777 354 251 57 46
145 Let's skip the maze. 1.4207 0.03725 347 242 64 41
146 Before we enlightened him, he was in the 191st Street subway tunnel doing graffiti. 1.4183 0.03767 306 207 70 29
147 Does this mean the vaccine is safe or not safe? 1.4175 0.04089 285 199 53 33
148 I'm going to regret passing on the chance to buy up his early work when I had the chance. 1.4174 0.03792 333 233 61 39
149 He identifies as a sculptor, though 1.4171 0.03563 350 239 76 35
150 See! There it is! That proves it! There ARE left-handed mice! 1.4167 0.03647 348 241 69 38
151 This one was a church mouse. 1.4164 0.03909 317 223 56 38
152 I’m more interested in how he built the scaffold…! 1.4161 0.03761 322 222 66 34
153 I didn't realize he wanted something more than a running wheel. 1.4161 0.03439 310 200 91 19
154 Fundraising for the next grant just got easier. 1.4151 0.03847 318 222 60 36
155 I started feeding him imported artisanal Italian cheeses. 1.4150 0.03531 294 190 86 18
156 Last week, he was Van Gogh. I wish he’d pick a style and stay with it. 1.4130 0.04002 293 205 55 33
157 Do we tell him we moved the cheese? 1.4129 0.03811 310 214 64 32
158 He's having trouble with Moses 1.4118 0.03343 323 209 95 19
159 Sure, he has a certain skill set, but his maze times are terrible. 1.4105 0.03766 324 226 63 35
160 Not what I expected for the placebo group. 1.4088 0.03634 340 236 69 35
161 NIH wouldn't fund it, but NEA did 1.4082 0.03534 316 211 81 24
162 His parents are still hoping he'll be a doctor. 1.4082 0.04195 245 168 54 23
163 OMG! Who knew he was left-handed? 1.4078 0.03381 385 266 81 38
164 The French mouse just drinks wine, smokes and complains. 1.4069 0.03664 317 217 71 29
165 I’d hate to tell him it’s been done before. 1.4069 0.03846 290 199 64 27
166 Yes that's nice, but it's really lacking in innovation. 1.4065 0.03638 310 210 74 26
167 The great Mouselangelo 1.4061 0.03564 293 193 81 19
168 That's pretty good for a lefty! 1.4056 0.03755 286 193 70 23
169 Incredible...couldn't press a lever to save his life though. 1.4048 0.03703 331 232 64 35
170 Astounding! And yet derivative. 1.4045 0.03340 314 204 93 17
171 Education counts. We found him in the Metropolitan Museum." 1.4043 0.04166 277 198 46 33
172 These Italian lab rats seem different. 1.4043 0.03758 282 190 70 22
173 I can't believe we're the first to ask what would happen if we replaced their exercise wheel with a scaffold. 1.4042 0.04057 287 204 50 33
174 We took away his smartphone and he started doing this. 1.4042 0.03841 287 197 64 26
175 She doesn't like the glass ceiling. 1.4038 0.03551 317 214 78 25
176 Must be a female; she’s working below the glass ceiling. 1.4036 0.04189 275 197 45 33
177 He'd do anything to get out of lab work. 1.4023 0.04253 261 186 45 30
178 Wow,this is even better than his sculpture. 1.4019 0.03683 311 214 69 28
179 This proves my theory that science and religion CAN mix! 1.4018 0.03508 326 221 79 26
180 It’s a shame we have to give him cancer. 1.4016 0.04397 244 174 42 28
181 We've got to tell the Pope! 1.4012 0.03683 339 240 62 37
182 To PETA, it’s a prison. To him, it’s a chapel. 1.4008 0.03991 262 180 59 23
183 And yet, the left hemisphere was completely unaffected. 1.4000 0.03964 235 156 64 15
184 Forget the research grant, this rat is our ticket out of here.” 1.4000 0.03939 280 195 58 27
185 His influences are Michelangelo and Chagall, but he's a disciple of Rodent. 1.4000 0.03592 315 215 74 26
186 Sure, we're impressed. But we're scientists. What do we know about art? 1.3993 0.03662 303 207 71 25
187 It's like he's lost all interest in the piano 1.3993 0.03865 303 214 57 32
188 Not bad for a sculptor. 1.3979 0.04001 289 206 51 32
189 We call this one the Ratican, and just wait until you see Rodent’s The Thinker. 1.3976 0.04300 254 182 43 29
190 I said 'fresh coat,' not 'frescoes.' 1.3976 0.03433 332 225 82 25
191 Their favorite subject is always the big cheese. 1.3973 0.03742 297 205 66 26
192 It's quieter than that damn wheel. 1.3971 0.03478 340 234 77 29
193 The control group just doodles. 1.3969 0.03876 262 178 64 20
194 One mouse's ceiling is another mouse's masterpiece. 1.3965 0.04102 227 153 58 16
195 Remarkable, even if it is paint by numbers. 1.3964 0.03747 275 186 69 20
196 See? Everyone thinks God looks like them. 1.3955 0.03540 354 250 68 36
197 So how far have the monkeys gotten with Shakespeare? 1.3947 0.04084 266 188 51 27
198 And you said all those art classes were a waste of money. 1.3946 0.03921 261 179 61 21
199 You wouldn't believe what he can do with marble. 1.3945 0.04126 256 180 51 25
200 It’s a pity we have to cut open his brain after lunch. 1.3943 0.04169 246 172 51 23
201 Think he'll finish before the grant runs out? 1.3938 0.04163 259 184 48 27
202 Well this is unexpected…he’s left handed 1.3934 0.03879 272 188 61 23
203 It's amazing what happens when you take away their smartphone 1.3929 0.04057 252 175 55 22
204 But stick him in a little maze and he’ll be lost for hours. 1.3926 0.04008 242 165 59 18
205 Well that’s closer, but we clearly asked for Impressionism. 1.3924 0.03757 288 199 65 24
206 I just hope he lives long enough to finish it. 1.3923 0.03930 260 179 60 21
207 And then we decided to make it more and more difficult for him to get that piece of cheese." 1.3921 0.04283 227 158 49 20
208 i’m more amazed it learned to build scaffolding 1.3920 0.03641 301 207 70 24
209 Let’s keep it vague and go with side effects may include an increase in artistry 1.3911 0.03816 271 186 64 21
210 Wow. Let's name another mouse "Da Vinci" and see what happens. 1.3895 0.03814 285 199 61 25
211 So it was not Michelangelo? 1.3893 0.03764 244 162 69 13
212 I would say the cannabis supplements are definitely making a difference. 1.3891 0.04034 257 180 54 23
213 Definitely the most surprising side-effect since the viagra trials 1.3885 0.03951 296 214 49 33
214 Looks like there’s something to this micro-dosing 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
215 That doesn't surprise me as much as when he asked me for the paint. 1.3876 0.04133 258 184 48 26
216 Well, statistically speaking, this had to happen eventually, right? 1.3875 0.03703 271 184 69 18
217 Amazing. I kinda feel bad that we gave the little fella cancer. 1.3875 0.04055 271 194 49 28
218 He finds this relaxing after working in the lab all day. 1.3875 0.04055 271 194 49 28
219 The Rodenaissance is here. 1.3871 0.03448 279 184 82 13
220 I’m equally impressed with his scaffold building skills.” 1.3867 0.03849 256 175 63 18
221 A bit derivative, don't you think? 1.3863 0.03682 277 189 69 19
222 Wait.... are those tiny little numbers? 1.3863 0.03890 277 195 57 25
223 I guess they're not all into science. 1.3858 0.03746 254 171 68 15
224 If you think this is impressive, you should see what he did with a piece of marble last week… 1.3855 0.04012 262 185 53 24
225 He chose medicine for the money, but maintains his hobbies. 1.3849 0.03795 265 182 64 19
226 Maybe we ought to give those monkeys another shot at the typewriter. 1.3843 0.03816 255 174 64 17
227 He picked it up during Covid. 1.3832 0.03778 274 190 63 21
228 What amazes me most is how he got the running wheel out and the scaffolding in 1.3831 0.04020 261 185 52 24
229 I don’t know. They just said feed him raviolis and calle him by his proper name, Mickey Angelo. 1.3828 0.03723 256 173 68 15
230 Sure, he can paint, but he gets lost in a maze. 1.3826 0.03840 264 183 61 20
231 Hard to believe he did it all with his left hand. 1.3822 0.04115 259 186 47 26
232 You should see what the other one is doing with a can of tomato soup. 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
233 His students did most of it. 1.3821 0.04156 246 175 48 23
234 Now we need FDA AND Vatican approval. 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
235 Now just imagine what she could do if we gave her a typewriter. 1.3817 0.03876 241 164 62 15
236 Well, this was a failure; he hasn't pressed the button for cheese once. 1.3817 0.04151 262 190 44 28
237 Look what happens when you take away someone’s smartphone. 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
238 When we remove the wheel, creativity flourishes 1.3811 0.04139 244 173 49 22
239 How funny, he thinks God looks like him. 1.3811 0.04046 265 190 49 26
240 Must be Mickey-Angelo! 1.3806 0.03685 268 183 68 17
241 So, this is the control group. The experimental group paints Campbell’s Soup cans. 1.3806 0.04061 247 174 52 21
242 And you’re positive he was just given the placebo in this trial? 1.3806 0.04181 247 177 46 24
243 I definitely feel he's moving away from the Renaissance period and towards Classicism. 1.3800 0.04026 250 176 53 21
244 and to think, this all started with lever presses for cocaine. 1.3799 0.04196 229 161 49 19
245 Well, the drug’s a failure. It didn’t clear his acne. 1.3796 0.04080 274 200 44 30
246 Take away the Internet, and it's amazing what they can do. 1.3790 0.03607 314 222 65 27
247 It's a work of rat. 1.3788 0.04545 198 140 41 17
248 I still think we should market it as a weight loss drug. 1.3788 0.03872 264 185 58 21
249 obviously his heart lies elsewhere, but his parents insisted he go into lab work 1.3787 0.04206 235 167 47 21
250 Always appreciate the lab animals from Italy. 1.3783 0.03851 230 155 63 12
251 I told you the ecstasy would ease the agony." 1.3782 0.03670 238 158 70 10
252 Too bad the Pope is cranky about pets. 1.3776 0.04461 196 137 44 15
253 By golly, he's finally turned the page from that God awful cubism phase. 1.3775 0.04114 249 178 48 23
254 I didn't know he is left-handed. 1.3768 0.03744 284 200 61 23
255 I told you limiting his screen time would work! 1.3767 0.04336 215 152 45 18
256 This explains the big naked cheese sculpture in the maze. 1.3765 0.04118 255 184 46 25
257 Let’s name it Rodentus Michelangelis." 1.3759 0.03588 274 187 71 16
258 We'll get to the bottom of this. I sent his DNA to 23 and Me. . 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
259 "He watched a YouTube video." 1.3755 0.03785 253 174 63 16
260 I was already impressed when he built the scaffold. 1.3750 0.04162 248 179 45 24
261 He’s doing great — to pass the test, he just needed to assemble the scaffolding. 1.3750 0.04152 232 164 49 19
262 A better question might be where did he get the paint and brush. 1.3740 0.04035 262 189 48 25
263 They say you should paint what you know. 1.3740 0.03898 246 171 58 17
264 Yeah, but is it art? 1.3739 0.04162 238 170 47 21
265 I agree about the painting, but the true genius was in building the scaffold! 1.3736 0.03916 273 196 52 25
266 Ok now let’s give him psilocybin and see if we get surrealism. 1.3736 0.04142 265 195 41 29
267 We fed this one artisanal cheese. 1.3734 0.04092 233 164 51 18
268 And he speaks Italian too! 1.3733 0.03630 300 212 64 24
269 All we had to do was switch from Cheddar to Mozzarella. Fascinating." 1.3730 0.03616 319 229 61 29
270 Just amazing! How did he ever build that scaffold? 1.3726 0.04022 263 190 48 25
271 We are witnessing the greatest mice-tro of his generation! 1.3721 0.03649 258 176 68 14
272 Oh my! He is left-handed,too 1.3717 0.04026 269 196 46 27
273 …well this is an unexpected outcome of the drug 1.3717 0.04131 226 159 50 17
274 In this version, God is reaching out to Edam. 1.3715 0.04174 253 185 42 26
275 He's left handed? 1.3714 0.03776 280 199 58 23
276 Well, he's no Jackson Pollock. 1.3712 0.03697 299 214 59 26
277 Isn't it amazing that he built that scaffolding all by himself? 1.3712 0.03900 264 188 54 22
278 Well, I'll be. He's Italian. 1.3712 0.03998 229 159 55 15
279 Tell the monkey to finish up the tapestries" 1.3708 0.03781 240 164 63 13
280 Interesting, yes. But his maze times are still lousy so the drug is a failure. 1.3708 0.03941 267 192 51 24
281 I should be impressed, but it's so derivative. 1.3707 0.04191 232 166 46 20
282 Ok, now bring in the one you trained as a critic and let's see how they interact. 1.3697 0.04435 211 152 40 19
283 His own little Ratican City. 1.3696 0.04215 230 165 45 20
284 I’m more interested in how he built that scaffolding. 1.3694 0.04031 222 154 54 14
285 Unfortunately, because we didn’t establish a control group, we’ll never know if this is significant. 1.3693 0.04284 241 177 39 25
286 The FDA will never approve this. 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
287 It’s amazing what he does without the cat around. 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
288 You'd think a churchmouse would have a more accurate depiction of God. 1.3690 0.04029 252 181 49 22
289 You call the auction houses. I'll call the Pope. 1.3690 0.04660 187 134 37 16
290 I think he’s telling us he wants parmigiana instead of cheddar. 1.3682 0.03823 201 133 62 6
291 His wheel broke and I thought why not give him a paint set. 1.3677 0.04307 223 161 42 20
292 As you can see, all of our paints undergo animal testing. 1.3677 0.04354 223 162 40 21
293 We call this one Micelangelo. 1.3676 0.03850 272 195 54 23
294 I mean, he still hasn’t found the cheese but I think he’s earned partial credit. 1.3676 0.03778 272 193 58 21
295 Homage, ironic, or just derivative? It’s hard to say. 1.3676 0.03937 253 180 53 20
296 You should see what he can do with a block of marble. 1.3672 0.03702 256 177 64 15
297 You should see the group who tested the Van Gogh batch. 1.3670 0.03399 267 179 78 10
298 It's nice, but kind of derivative. 1.3668 0.03845 229 157 60 12
299 I didn't know it would take this long when I commissioned it. 1.3667 0.04128 240 173 46 21
300 You should see his David. Sculpted completed out of mozzarella. 1.3665 0.04192 251 185 40 26
301 Your guess is as good as mine- we gave this one the placebo 1.3661 0.04080 254 185 45 24
302 Looks like the ADHD meds are working. 1.3657 0.04306 216 155 43 18
303 And this is just the placebo. 1.3657 0.04101 216 151 51 14
304 He's very creative but he wasn't able to figure out the maze. 1.3655 0.03651 238 161 67 10
305 He's getting to the part where he and Godzilla touch paws 1.3655 0.03683 249 171 65 13
306 Interesting — he wasn’t so great in the maze. 1.3654 0.04208 208 146 48 14
307 Yeah...but can he paint sitting up? 1.3653 0.03683 219 146 66 7
308 Doris, great idea replacing the wheel with scaffolding. 1.3653 0.04062 219 153 52 14
309 Well, I think it's about time we stop testing on animals." 1.3653 0.04312 219 158 42 19
310 And we thought all she could do was build scaffolding. 1.3650 0.04144 200 138 51 11
311 I'd say the shrooms have definitely kicked in. 1.3649 0.04220 211 149 47 15
312 She's extremely talented --we call her our mice-tro. 1.3647 0.04028 255 185 47 23
313 Guess he didn’t get placebos. 1.3645 0.04178 214 151 48 15
314 I don't know...it seems derivative to me. 1.3644 0.04275 225 163 42 20
315 It’s a little derivative, no? 1.3644 0.04181 225 161 46 18
316 They call him Mickey Angelo 1.3644 0.03958 247 176 52 19
317 He's watched all 29 seasons of Bob Ross's Joy of Painting 1.3640 0.04006 250 180 49 21
318 This one shows the interesting result of combining the Adderall with holy water. 1.3632 0.04066 234 167 49 18
319 Whichever drug is being tested on her let's license it immediately 1.3628 0.03872 226 156 58 12
320 Now watch what happens when we turn the WiFi back on. 1.3628 0.04022 226 159 52 15
321 Too bad we gave him cancer. 1.3628 0.04561 215 160 32 23
322 In human trials the effects are expressed as dry mouth and diarrhea. 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
323 I guess Bob Ross really can teach anyone to paint. 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
324 And to think we almost gave this one cancer! 1.3625 0.04288 240 178 37 25
325 Honestly, I'm more impressed by the scaffolding. 1.3624 0.04273 218 157 43 18
326 He needs to run on his wheel, but I hate to interrupt him when he's so engrossed . . . . 1.3624 0.04070 218 153 51 14
327 Hmmm...the placebo mouse is just running on a wheel. 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
328 Were pleased that his Jackson Pollock phase is over. The cage floor was getting too messy. 1.3621 0.04089 232 166 48 18
329 And to think we were happy when one of them found their way out of the maze. 1.3620 0.04182 221 158 46 17
330 He's bored. I told you we should buy him a wheel." 1.3619 0.04008 210 145 54 11
331 I want a fun pet. Not one that will make me feel inadequate. 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
332 I have no idea where he's going to put the twelve apostles. 1.3615 0.04080 213 149 51 13
333 Oh look it's the 1/16th chapel 1.3611 0.04249 216 155 44 17
334 And yet he’s still never found the cheese. 1.3611 0.04349 216 157 40 19
335 A classic Mouselangelo 1.3611 0.03775 252 177 59 16
336 Once he's euthanized this will be worth a fortune 1.3610 0.04621 205 152 32 21
337 Thanks to your hard work, it looks like the lab will be funded another year! 1.3607 0.03950 219 152 55 12
338 The painting is impressive, but the boa is hungry. 1.3598 0.04256 239 177 38 24
339 That she built the scaffolding too is pretty impressive. 1.3598 0.04475 214 158 35 21
340 Would you look at that,left paw dominant! 1.3598 0.03955 214 148 55 11
341 Funny thing is I thought he was an atheist. 1.3598 0.04223 214 153 45 16
342 You really expect me to believe that he built the scaffold himself?!? 1.3596 0.03974 203 139 55 9
343 Any luck with the monkeys trying to write Shakespeare? 1.3594 0.04381 217 159 38 20
344 Funny he flunked the maze test. 1.3594 0.04232 217 156 44 17
345 He calls it ‘The Creation of Edam’” 1.3594 0.03932 256 185 50 21
346 We'll have to keep trying - he's using too much red. 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
347 And this is the control group? 1.3592 0.03931 245 175 52 18
348 He's pretty good. Derivative, yes, but still... 1.3591 0.04141 220 157 47 16
349 Amazing! When did he start painting left-pawed? 1.3591 0.04432 220 163 35 22
350 Still no change in urine retention. This drug is useless. I’m ending this trial. 1.3590 0.04566 195 142 36 17
351 I thought that was a glass ceiling. 1.3589 0.04128 209 147 49 13
352 Surprisingly, one Bob Ross episode was all it took. 1.3587 0.04341 223 164 38 21
353 I wonder where he got the scaffold? 1.3586 0.04023 237 170 49 18
354 We'll check back on him in 4 years. 1.3586 0.04342 198 141 43 14
355 I agree. His work IS derivative. OK, feed him to the cat, and we're back to square one. 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
356 Well...he's no Michelangelo. 1.3582 0.04119 201 140 50 11
357 He told me it would be finished weeks ago. 1.3578 0.04137 204 143 49 12
358 Not only this, but he sculpted his cheese into a nude Mickey Mouse! 1.3578 0.04217 232 170 41 21
359 I know we had decided on an Impressionist, but look at this little guy 1.3575 0.03921 221 154 55 12
360 After the monkeys and typewriters this seemed like the logical next step. 1.3574 0.04134 235 171 44 20
361 Why a duck? 1.3571 0.03674 224 152 64 8
362 Mom and I love your little hobby, but you need a real job. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
363 Oh, this is just a study for the ceiling of the Ratican. 1.3564 0.04336 202 145 42 15
364 See what you are capable of when you aren’t on screens all day? 1.3563 0.04386 174 121 44 9
365 The pope's gonna wanna see this! 1.3560 0.03830 250 178 55 17
366 The magic mushroom therapeutic trials are showing promise. 1.3558 0.04247 208 149 44 15
367 I can't wait to see God." 1.3557 0.04519 194 141 37 16
368 I can't shake this feeling that humans aren't as special as we think we are. 1.3550 0.04181 231 169 42 20
369 I never knew he was Catholic 1.3548 0.03892 248 178 52 18
370 This always happens when you agree to pay by the hour. 1.3548 0.04656 186 136 34 16
371 I don't have the heart to tell him this has been done before. 1.3547 0.04053 234 169 47 18
372 This is nothing, the last one could cook! 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
373 Classic overacheiver. 1.3543 0.04366 175 122 44 9
374 This one's name is Mickey Angelo. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
375 I liked his last piece better. 1.3535 0.03876 215 149 56 10
376 Now we know what the placebos do. 1.3534 0.04211 232 171 40 21
377 Naming them after artists seemed cute at the time, but now I'm scared to look in Salvador Dalí's tank. 1.3532 0.04308 218 160 39 19
378 If we set him free, his progeny will transform New York graffiti 1.3532 0.04258 235 175 37 23
379 Now that’s self actualization 1.3529 0.04070 204 143 50 11
380 Amazing - he built a scaffold! 1.3529 0.04466 204 150 36 18
381 Next week, we're giving him a hammer and chisel and a big block of marble. 1.3527 0.03939 258 189 47 22
382 Once the amphetamines kick in, we'll get him to do a Pollock. 1.3527 0.04138 241 178 41 22
383 He calls it 'The Creation of the Rat Race'. 1.3527 0.03923 241 173 51 17
384 Guess. Mushroom group or control group. 1.3527 0.04626 207 156 29 22
385 The downside is that he wants a bottle of '59 Lafite Rothchild delivered every two days 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
386 Oh my goodness, he is better than the New Yorker cartoonists. 1.3524 0.04366 227 170 34 23
387 Funny but you never think of mice being religious. 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
388 Impressive, but I like his sculptures better 1.3522 0.04052 230 166 47 17
389 Side effects include anxiety, body aches, cardiac arrest, depression, eating disorders, and frescoes. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
390 He works at the behest of the Medicheese 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
391 Hey look , this is how you reach out to your twin flame . 1.3519 0.03691 216 147 62 7
392 This is what happens when the cat's away. 1.3519 0.04026 216 153 50 13
393 Impressive? Sure, if you happen to like High Renaissance art. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
394 So on the fourth day looks like He invented cheese. 1.3517 0.03887 236 168 53 15
395 I told you those Bob Ross videos would be useful 1.3514 0.04792 185 138 29 18
396 I thought rats were colorblind. 1.3512 0.04053 205 144 50 11
397 He did this and all we did was take away his smartphone? 1.3511 0.04735 188 140 30 18
398 His best work was done in a block of Romano. 1.3509 0.03930 228 162 52 14
399 It’s no good. He just can’t do angels. 1.3505 0.04156 214 154 45 15
400 You should see the guinea pig’s Monet 1.3503 0.04283 197 141 43 13
401 And you thought his sculptures were good! 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
402 Wait until this drug is FDA approved! 1.3502 0.03790 257 185 54 18
403 It's just unfortunate they're colorblind. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
404 Forget about any side effects, I wonder if he has an agent. 1.3498 0.03937 223 158 52 13
405 Reincarnation's a bitch. 1.3498 0.04531 203 151 33 19
406 They are very active at night, but I had no idea!" 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
407 I was impressed when he turned his spinning wheel in to scaffolding. 1.3495 0.04646 186 137 33 16
408 Sure, it’s impressive, but he moves his lips when he reads in Latin. 1.3493 0.04330 209 153 39 17
409 I guess that MFA wasn’t a waste after all. 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
410 I can't believe how much grant funding we wasted on monkeys and typewriters. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
411 Of course, the public will think it's A.I. 1.3488 0.04443 215 161 33 21
412 He calls it the Swiss Cheese Chapel. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
413 They were bred to sweep the floor. 1.3485 0.03753 198 134 59 5
414 We will call him Mickeylangelo 1.3484 0.03853 221 155 55 11
415 I didn’t know he was Catholic! 1.3482 0.03922 224 159 52 13
416 You’re overly impressed. It’s very derivative. 1.3482 0.03819 224 157 56 11
417 This particular breed we sourced from Italy... 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
418 Most of our funding comes from commissions. 1.3480 0.04269 227 169 37 21
419 Don’t be so impressed. He’s actually doing it all by number. 1.3480 0.04130 227 166 43 18
420 How much cheese did you promise him? 1.3478 0.04282 184 130 44 10
421 This species is promising, but remember that humans showed similar ingenuity and you know how that one ended 1.3478 0.04743 184 137 30 17
422 He's not been the same since we showed that documentary. 1.3476 0.03516 233 159 67 7
423 He was raised in the Vatican. 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
424 Ok now let’s give him psilocybin and see if we get Dalí. 1.3474 0.04322 190 136 42 12
425 That’s going to be difficult to clean off. 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
426 Yet he still can't finish a simple maze. 1.3472 0.04175 216 157 43 16
427 He’ll eventually outgrow this phase and hopefully go back to law school. 1.3472 0.04754 193 146 27 20
428 He's drawing Adam circumcised. We didn't teach him that. Write that down. 1.3471 0.04884 170 126 29 15
429 Well, it’s a bit derivative. 1.3469 0.04041 196 137 50 9
430 It looks like his gap year abroad really inspired him. 1.3469 0.04292 196 141 42 13
431 Instead of a piece of cheese, I offered him baked brie with chutney and almonds. 1.3469 0.04041 196 137 50 9
432 Amazing! I think we’re ready for human trials. 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
433 He said he was tired of the rat race. 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
434 This one is definitely a church mouse. 1.3468 0.04337 222 166 35 21
435 But I must say his use of perspective is lacking." 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
436 Nice trick, Michelangelo, but mice are still cheaper labor. 1.3467 0.03806 199 136 57 6
437 This behavior started when we replaced his water with Chianti. 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
438 If only it weren’t so derivative. 1.3465 0.04376 202 148 38 16
439 Forget about the monkey with a typewriter! 1.3465 0.03900 202 140 54 8
440 The lab rat’s true genius – transforming the exercise wheel into a scaffold. 1.3463 0.04439 205 152 35 18
441 And you said that switching to Parmigiano Reggiano as a reward would be a waste of money. 1.3462 0.03994 234 170 47 17
442 Which drug trial did you say he was a part of? 1.3462 0.04339 208 153 38 17
443 Who knew that switching to Parmesan would have such an impact. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
444 No one ever believes me when I post these things on Instagram. 1.3456 0.03894 217 153 53 11
445 But just try to get him to clean his cage. 1.3455 0.04025 246 182 43 21
446 Day 6: They still believe I’m the experiment. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
447 But can he run a maze? 1.3455 0.04169 220 161 42 17
448 Yeah, well, he's not so smart.He's using cobalt blue again rather than Prussian. 1.3454 0.04320 194 140 41 13
449 The new "inspire, don't shock" conditioning works better than expected. 1.3453 0.04129 223 163 43 17
450 The Vatican is not amused 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
451 Running on a wheel is passe 1.3450 0.03791 200 137 57 6
452 You should see the statue of David he nibbled out of a block of cheese. 1.3448 0.04358 203 149 38 16
453 And yet he's never made it through the maze even once. 1.3447 0.04028 206 146 49 11
454 His Rome fellowship was definitely transformative. 1.3447 0.04201 206 149 43 14
455 No question, this demonstrates the potential of an AI designed diet. 1.3447 0.03848 206 143 55 8
456 Unexpected, yes, but totally derivative. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
457 It's good, but you should see his marble work. 1.3443 0.04172 212 154 43 15
458 The amazing thing about it is that yesterday they were doing cave paintings. 1.3443 0.04291 183 130 43 10
459 I guess we should give up trying to force him into science. 1.3443 0.04692 183 136 31 16
460 Hell, I was impressed when he created the scaffold ! 1.3439 0.03950 221 158 50 13
461 And all we needed to do was provide him with healthcare 1.3438 0.03708 256 184 56 16
462 He wanted to make up for the bubonic plague. 1.3429 0.03974 210 149 50 11
463 We call this cage the Ratican. 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
464 Since getting out that maze his self-esteem has been out of control. 1.3427 0.04209 213 156 41 16
465 This skill will be useless in the rat race. 1.3427 0.04156 213 155 43 15
466 That's incredible! Let's dissect its brain. 1.3427 0.04313 213 158 37 18
467 Well, this has been the goal all along. The mazes are just exercise. 1.3427 0.04209 213 156 41 16
468 You just never know where these paint toxicity tests will take you. 1.3425 0.04277 219 163 37 19
469 It’s not bad for a first attempt, but that blue he used for the sky needs to be lighter. 1.3424 0.04201 184 130 45 9
470 He was supposed to write the Complete Works of Shakespeare. 1.3422 0.04553 187 138 34 15
471 Nope. This one hasn’t mastered foreshortened perspective either. 1.3422 0.04146 225 166 41 18
472 No, it's great. I do love it. I just wish he would socialize. 1.3421 0.04623 190 142 31 17
473 The cheese he gnawed into the statue of David is in the fridge. 1.3420 0.04512 193 143 34 16
474 He just doesn't want to do the maze anymore. 1.3419 0.03987 234 171 46 17
475 This one needed something a little more challenging than mazes. 1.3415 0.04266 205 150 40 15
476 We planned to release this one when our experiment ended four years ago, but we wanted to see his completed work. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
477 He's the only one who got the holy water. 1.3409 0.04683 176 130 32 14
478 How did he build that scaffolding ? 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
479 This one, on the other hand, is just entering its renaissance stage. 1.3405 0.04040 185 129 49 7
480 Gosh. And to think he's never even been to Rome! 1.3403 0.04293 191 138 41 12
481 When the drugs wear off he goes back to painting sad clowns. 1.3403 0.04357 191 139 39 13
482 This is amazing, the control group only managed post modernism 1.3403 0.04542 191 142 33 16
483 He just finished writing Of Mice and Men before this. 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
484 Next, let' s see what he can do with marble 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
485 We found him in Florence 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
486 We found him doing graffiti in SoHo. 1.3398 0.04192 206 150 42 14
487 The Psilocybin trial just got interesting. 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
488 This changes everything. Left-handed? 1.3398 0.04135 206 149 44 13
489 Looks like the experiment failed... The perspective is all off. 1.3395 0.04070 215 156 45 14
490 This one we call Mickeyangelo. 1.3394 0.04135 218 160 42 16
491 Finally! Proof ! A human spirit alive in another species! 1.3394 0.03646 218 151 60 7
492 Sure,the Sistine Chapel is more impressive,but Michelangelo didn't have to worry about his tail all day. 1.3393 0.03749 224 158 56 10
493 Which cookies did you say he got in to? 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
494 Do you think he's Banksy? 1.3389 0.04106 180 126 47 7
495 So do you think that God might be a mouse? 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
496 That was not the side-effect I had expected... 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
497 Still no weight loss, but maybe not a total failure. 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
498 Remember when we joked that "Mickey" was a nickname for Michelangelo? 1.3388 0.04485 183 134 36 13
499 It's very good, but you should see his 'Pietà!' 1.3385 0.04145 192 137 45 10
500 Turns out, all we had to do was take away his iPad. 1.3385 0.04641 192 145 29 18
501 That's a happy little cloud. 1.3385 0.03971 195 137 50 8
502 How are we going to explain this one as a potential side effect on the package insert? 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
503 Not bad, but he's still terrible at running a maze. 1.3382 0.04231 207 152 40 15
504 Sure it's good, but he's actually an even better sculptor. 1.3381 0.04134 210 153 43 14
505 Yes! God is depicted wearing a lab coat. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
506 You should see his sculptures. 1.3370 0.04190 184 131 44 9
507 He’s working for the exposure. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
508 We've found it! We've isolated the Michelangelo gene! 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
509 All this with a placebo. Just imagine what he'll do while on meds. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
510 Five Hundred years from now people will suspect he was gay. 1.3365 0.04383 211 159 33 19
511 He clearly has moved on from his “Blue Cheese Period.” 1.3364 0.04143 217 160 41 16
512 I think we've got another Rembrat here! 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
513 Hey! If monkeys can type Shakespeare.......! 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
514 …and when we removed the wheel, the rats started pursuing their creative interests. 1.3353 0.04489 170 123 37 10
515 I think we're ready to launch our subway beautification campaign! 1.3353 0.04938 173 132 24 17
516 Definitely more creative, but the side effect appears to be monotheism. 1.3352 0.04385 176 127 39 10
517 Wonderful what a little positive reinforcement will produce. 1.3352 0.04358 182 132 39 11
518 It’s an homage to Cheeseus. 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
519 The Creation of Edam! 1.3351 0.04282 191 139 40 12
520 I mean, sure, but did it cure his erectile dysfunction? 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
521 Looks like she's reached the glass ceiling. 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
522 Never mind the painting! How did he get the scaffold inside? 1.3350 0.04395 203 152 34 17
523 We'll beat the thousand-monkeys-and-typewriters team yet! 1.3349 0.04208 212 157 39 16
524 Wait until I tell those guys with the monkeys on typewriters… 1.3348 0.03949 224 163 47 14
525 This is remarkable. He’s left-handed! 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
526 Mickeyangelo 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
527 After all our training he still can’t get the cloud color right. 1.3333 0.04202 216 161 38 17
528 Yet again proving what exposure to the arts can do. 1.3333 0.04310 189 138 39 12
529 Are you kidding? I didn't even know he was Catholic! 1.3333 0.04138 213 157 41 15
530 MANY caption contest entrants are using hundreds of easily-identifiable throw-away email accounts (created at: https://www.emailondeck.com) and a Tor browser (with the I.P. signature changed, at each bogus sign-in) to ‘vote’ themselves to victory. 1.3333 0.04839 225 184 7 34
531 This could be statistically significant. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
532 Seems everyone's weighing in on creationism these days 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
533 I think we just found another side effect to ozempic 1.3333 0.04491 207 158 29 20
534 His peers in the maze department think he's just a show off. 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
535 B.F. Skinner, eat your heart out. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
536 But can he sculpt? 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
537 Sure, it's technically proficient, but let's face it: it's kind of derivative. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
538 The maze just wasn't a challenge anymore. 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
539 I told you we had rats in the ceiling. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
540 Well, Mark, do you want to tell me again how stupid I was to buy the rat scaffold instead of the exercise wheel? 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
541 I expect the centerpiece to be 'The Creation of Edam.' 1.3318 0.04322 211 159 34 18
542 Derivative yes, but still impressive. 1.3317 0.04278 199 147 38 14
543 And yet, he never successfully ran the maze. 1.3316 0.04074 196 141 45 10
544 Astonishing, he favors neither hand! 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
545 Yes, the fresco is amazing, but we’re still trying to work out how he built the scaffold….. 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
546 I think AI may not in fact be our biggest concern. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
547 I’m just saying I find his work somewhat derivative. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
548 He is the Micelangelo of his time 1.3315 0.04119 178 126 45 7
549 We need to get him a wheel. 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
550 And you’re certain you taught the intern how we test the makeup? 1.3314 0.04874 169 128 26 15
551 We were getting nowhere with the typewriters, but this only took a week. 1.3313 0.04043 166 115 47 4
552 Who put Italian wine in his water bottle? 1.3313 0.04306 166 118 41 7
553 You were right, Margaret. He just needed the tools to express himself. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
554 But can he do anything useful? 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
555 If only he could do this as fast as A.I. 1.3306 0.03599 242 173 58 11
556 The wheel was only good for his Jackson Pollock phase. 1.3302 0.04356 212 161 32 19
557 Well, I'm no Renaissance classicist, but I prefer this to his Dada and Futurist periods. 1.3300 0.04079 200 145 44 11
558 Jeeez, I thought the scaffolding was part of some wild escape attempt 1.3300 0.03954 200 143 48 9
559 People are going to love this new drug's side effects. 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
560 He's calling it 'Creation of Rat.' 1.3300 0.03890 200 142 50 8
561 What was in that cheese? 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
562 I guess it’s a good thing we decided against naming him Salvador Dali 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
563 We found this one in the Sistine Chapel. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
564 The most mazing thing is that he is left handed 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
565 Yes, we call him PIAZZA Rat. 1.3297 0.04204 182 131 42 9
566 Huh, we gave this one the placebo. 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
567 In a few generations, one of his descendants is going to discover cubism 1.3295 0.04221 176 126 42 8
568 And there is Walt, reaching out his hand to Mickey. 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
569 I’m sure it’s just a phase, honey… he’ll make a fine lawyer. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
570 And I told you that your explanation of the mousepad is misleading. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
571 Side effects include bloating, insomnia and Renaissance painting. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
572 I feel much better experimenting on them knowing that they believe in an afterlife. 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
573 My kid used the last one to get an "A" in his remedial art class. 1.3286 0.04003 210 153 45 12
574 Maybe those jerks down the hall will finally shut up about their AI. 1.3286 0.04278 210 158 35 17
575 First you buy turtles named after artists... 1.3284 0.04140 204 150 41 13
576 And yet he still can't run a maze to save his life! 1.3284 0.04256 204 152 37 15
577 Well, I think the edible has kicked in. 1.3284 0.04140 204 150 41 13
578 It takes a thousand monkeys in a cage to write Shakespeare, but only one rat to paint like Michelangelo... 1.3284 0.04123 201 147 42 12
579 So that is the artist gene! 1.3282 0.04015 195 140 46 9
580 I still think a maze would be easier to quantify. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
581 Do you think he knows our grant is from the National Science Foundation, not the National Endowment for the Arts? 1.3282 0.04570 195 149 28 18
582 The hard part was training him not to eat the paint. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
583 It's so derivative. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
584 He said his name is Mickey Angelo and he doesn't do mazes. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
585 Let’s see what it does with a block of marble. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
586 He must have misheard when they talked about the need for “pristine” cages. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
587 He’s okay, but he’s no Walt Disney. 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
588 I don’t know, I think I liked the Picasso period better. 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
589 I don't get the ducks? 1.3277 0.04125 177 126 44 7
590 You call that art? My hamster's kid could do that. 1.3276 0.04402 174 127 37 10
591 He needs an escape. 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
592 I told you we shouldn’t of named him Michelangelo 1.3276 0.04169 174 124 43 7
593 Yet he refuses to do the maze 1.3274 0.03860 226 165 48 13
594 What else can he do? 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
595 Ha! He thinks God looks like a mouse. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
596 Funny how they seem to think that there’s a big rat in the sky 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
597 I hear his brother’s a chef 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
598 His use of colour was more daring when he was on the other diet 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
599 Just wait until I tell the handful of subscribers to some obscure scientific journal about this. 1.3267 0.04451 202 154 30 18
600 I regret that we gave this one cancer. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
601 Arrogant little bastard. 1.3266 0.04443 199 151 31 17
602 That's why we call him MickeyAngelo. 1.3265 0.04433 196 148 32 16
603 He can't run a proper maze, but he is amazing. 1.3265 0.04313 196 146 36 14
604 Well, sure, it is interesting but really, it’s already been done. 1.3264 0.04105 193 140 43 10
605 Apparently every species has its own creation myth. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
606 It's a bit too predictable. 1.3263 0.04080 190 137 44 9
607 What kind of cheese did you use? 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
608 you see what happens when we take the wheel away. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
609 'Well of course it looks good, it's a paint by numbers ceiling' 1.3260 0.04137 181 130 43 8
610 Since we got rid of the maze, this guy has blossomed.” 1.3260 0.04211 181 131 41 9
611 Yeah, but in his version God bestows the gift of cheese." 1.3258 0.03809 221 160 50 11
612 Ohhh. So he’s Italian. 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
613 "Not sure what goes there, but I heard him mumbling something about Walt Disney's fingertip touching Mickey's." 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
614 Ah, European rats have so much more culture... 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
615 I thought he was playing dead until I bent down to look! 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
616 God is cheese? 1.3251 0.04320 203 153 34 16
617 Not bad for a limited palette 1.3250 0.04006 200 145 45 10
618 Left handed too. 1.3247 0.03886 194 138 49 7
619 The best artists are often left-handed. 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
620 Last week it was Adam and Eve in the Garden of Cheese. 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
621 Now if only he could sculpt. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
622 I've got just one word for you: cannabis. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
623 I don’t think we rubbed enough shampoo in his eyes 1.3243 0.03929 185 131 48 6
624 He wants us to refer to him as a “Rataissance Man” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
625 This is strange. Last week he carved a 17 foot tall statue out of a block of cheese. 1.3242 0.03968 182 129 47 6
626 Sure, but he still can’t do the maze. 1.3242 0.03812 182 127 51 4
627 where did he get the paint? 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
628 Impressive, but also highly derivative. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
629 Cool! Next week, let’s give her a typewriter. 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
630 When we put him in the maze, he just graffitis the walls. 1.3240 0.04661 179 136 28 15
631 This exchange program with the Vatican lab is working out better than we expected. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
632 It’s the creation of the rat race. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
633 Who's @#$_% idea was it to name him DaVinci? 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
634 One art show on the History Channel and he thinks he's Michaelangelo. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
635 It's not that great. He's doing it by numbers. 1.3231 0.04321 195 146 35 14
636 We think it's his way of telling us he doesn't like mazes. 1.3230 0.04281 161 115 40 6
637 You're sure this is one of the guys who got the placebo? 1.3229 0.04491 192 146 30 16
638 Evidently, what he really wants to do is direct. 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
639 I can't wait to see what happens when we splice in Van Gogh's genes! 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
640 Our experiment seems to be having a bit of a renaissance. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
641 Oh, is it painting now? When will you find an hobby and stick with it? 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
642 You should see his version of the David. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
643 That must be what Mickey is short for. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
644 The improved Skinner box seems to be working. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
645 Well, we know who's not in the control group. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
646 If we give him a block of cheese do you think he’ll gnaw out a David? 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
647 This is Day 20 after this rat deleted instagram and blocked his ex . 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
648 He’s no Rodin. 1.3216 0.04740 171 130 27 14
649 I told you. Give me enough mice and enough time and I could find one to paint its version of the Sistine Chapel. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
650 What exactly was in that cheese? 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
651 This explains his internet searches of the Renaissance. 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
652 Well, I’ll be damned. He’s Catholic. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
653 Maybe we should try a quicker way to test paint toxicity, but then again... 1.3209 0.04039 187 135 44 8
654 And you said art lessons would be a waste of money. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
655 Sure, it's good, but he's no Michelangelo. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
656 Either he took too much LSD or we did. 1.3207 0.04691 184 142 25 17
657 Right in the middle there it’s going to be Walt Disney and Mickey reaching out and touching fingers. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
658 Rattus norvegicus domestica. (2023). The Lab Judgement. 1.3203 0.04214 153 108 41 4
659 He should do a subway station. 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
660 His fresco’s are impressive but you should see his needle work. 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
661 We had hoped he would become a doctor, but... 1.3200 0.04136 175 126 42 7
662 Yeah, the New York rats got nothing on this 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
663 Trained? No, he's self taught. 1.3200 0.03932 200 145 46 9
664 I found him on the streets when he was a starving artist. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
665 You should see what this one can do with a hammer and chisel. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
666 The real question is, where did he get the paints from? 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
667 These Italian rats are much more cultured than the New York ones 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
668 Interesting how they believe God is a rat. 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
669 I bet we could train him to paint behind a refrigerator. 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
670 This is only the control group - wait until you see the treatment group. -Taylor S. Boston, MA 1.3195 0.04058 169 120 44 5
671 Don't let them in until he completes the "divine breath of life." 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
672 Impressive. The others can only paint by numbers. 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
673 OK, this mouse is a great artist, but mice running mazes is what keeps the lights turned on. 1.3194 0.03981 191 138 45 8
674 We nicknamed him Mickey but he insists on being called Michael. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
675 Clever, yes, but no appreciation for hue or shade. 1.3190 0.04055 163 115 44 4
676 I'll have what he's having. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
677 Funny, he showed no interest in art during his time at Oxford. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
678 Our date just went from cheesy to masterpiece 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
679 Shall we see how he does with our 401K? 1.3184 0.03915 201 146 46 9
680 He’s starting on the creation of Mickey and Mini. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
681 He was bored with gerbil wheel 1.3182 0.04292 154 110 39 5
682 That's nothing - you should see his sculpture! 1.3180 0.04055 217 163 39 15
683 And you just switched him over to Parmesan yesterday? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
684 I must have gotten my da Vinci and genetic codes confused. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
685 I think we're about to see the paw of God. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
686 I’m still not convinced this isn’t a mindless reaction to the absinthe and cocaine. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
687 When the Rat Pope gives you a job you don't ask questions. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
688 And to think. For all those years, we only gave them hamster wheels. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
689 Still- is it art? 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
690 Side effects may include renaissance. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
691 Gene splicing was easy. The hard part was finding the tiny brush and palette. 1.3175 0.04405 189 143 32 14
692 This one's on loan from the Vatican. 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
693 So few work in red dye anymore. 1.3174 0.03901 167 117 47 3
694 But the assignment was art deco. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
695 He's just bored. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
696 Now that’s what I’d call an unanticipated side effect. 1.3174 0.04169 167 120 41 6
697 You can see now why we named him Al Fresco. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
698 Thank God - this proves they are still centuries behind us. 1.3172 0.04389 186 140 33 13
699 I think we can leave this side effect out of the clinical trial report. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
700 His other skills include karate and mentoring young turtles. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
701 I wish we'd just stick to mazes." 1.3168 0.03883 161 112 47 2
702 Is it derivative or transformative? 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
703 My hypothesis was correct! Quarantine does wonders for the creative mind! 1.3166 0.03871 199 144 47 8
704 So he considers us as gods? 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
705 We never should have let him watch "The Agony and the Ecstasy." 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
706 And to think just a week ago he was doing portrait caricatures on the subway. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
707 Mickey Angelo is on a roll. 1.3164 0.03854 177 125 48 4
708 Actually, he’s the control group. He just does art for art’s sake. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
709 “Well, I’d say we definitely stick with the provolone.” 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
710 I'm not sure what peer review will make of the theology. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
711 This will definitely go a long way to redefining gerbilling. 1.3161 0.03893 174 123 47 4
712 You'd think he'd at least come up with an original idea. 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
713 And she’s a lefty!! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
714 I think switching from American cheese to Parmesan has had a notable effect. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
715 He’s a terrible maze runner, but he has his strengths.” 1.3158 0.04103 171 123 42 6
716 Quick! Get the typewriters into the monkey cage! 1.3158 0.04385 190 144 32 14
717 Those clouds don't look realistic. They're too fluffy. 1.3155 0.03652 187 131 53 3
718 We gave up on the monkeys and typewriters, but somehow this one worked! 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
719 Amazing, but who's gonna believe a mouse can play the trumpet? 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
720 The funding comes from Disney; it's going to depict the Creation of Mickey Mouse. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
721 Commissioned by Pope Benedict XVI, you know Ratzinger” 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
722 Shh, let's be as quiet as a chapel mouse. 1.3152 0.04068 184 134 42 8
723 He liked this better than the wheel. 1.3152 0.04140 184 135 40 9
724 Yeah this is nice, but I still don't see how it helps with the maze... 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
725 Mickyangelo may skew our study. 1.3152 0.03628 165 113 52 0
726 We injected it with fragments of Michelangelo DNA. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
727 We named him Splinter, but it appears he'd prefer Michelangelo. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
728 I'm calling him Mouselangelo. 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
729 Yes. He is a church mouse. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
730 Yes, but it is derivative. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
731 Is he evolving or regressing? 1.3145 0.04292 159 115 38 6
732 So? He couldn't run a maze to save his life. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
733 Good point, but we still are going to feed him to the snake tonight. 1.3143 0.04574 175 133 29 13
734 Would it be foolish if I commission them for the kitchen? 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
735 At this rate, he'll be posting selfies on Instagram by next week! 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
736 Once the Michelangelo phase passes, I anticipate a move to $100 bills 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
737 Typical! All his work is derivative. 1.3138 0.04541 188 145 27 16
738 I’m having what he’s having 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
739 ... and we didn't even need to augment its intelligence, just took away the social media 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
740 you were right about the glue trap 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
741 ‘Before this, he just did sewers.’ 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
742 He is in the Science field but it is not his true passion 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
743 You should see his David! 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
744 Not bad, but can he also sculpt? 1.3133 0.03995 166 118 44 4
745 I dunno, I think it’s been done before. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
746 We knew he was artistic from that first cheese cube Pieta. 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
747 We call him Georges Sewerat 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
748 I think he may be getting tired. He asked me for a roller this morning. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
749 I found him in Rome. 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
750 Man I wish we were allowed to take photos in here. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
751 Gee, and I thought he was just a sculptor! 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
752 Don't get too excited. It's paint by numbers. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
753 Whaddya say we dissect this one last? 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
754 we thought we had something great here but then... look at this crude use of color and the light and shade technique 1.3125 0.04270 160 116 38 6
755 That’s great, but still no cure for Lupus. 1.3122 0.03660 205 147 52 6
756 They found him at the Vatican. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
757 We discovered this one in the Cistern Chapel. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
758 I thought we named him Raphael 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
759 Guess this isn’t the control. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
760 Looks like the psychedelics have finally kicked in 🍄 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
761 As predicted. Depression and isolation birth the best of artists. 1.3117 0.04372 154 112 36 6
762 This proves, for once and for all, that mice are not colorblind. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
763 Our research grants only cover whether he could build scaffolding. 1.3116 0.04295 199 152 32 15
764 The Mediterranean diet seems to be working. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
765 You couldn't just call him “Mike” , no it had be “Michelangelo” 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
766 And he’s not even Italian. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
767 This one is actually the control group. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
768 You see a rat, but I see a hardworking artist trying to feed his family. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
769 Looks like that gummie finally kicked in. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
770 Who knew keeping it starved and poor would bring out his inner artist 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
771 I'm really disappointed in his choice of colors. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
772 ... and worst of all, it is in the control group! 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
773 And this is why we don't give them cute nicknames like "Micelangelo." 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
774 I should have known when he asked for the scaffolding! 1.3107 0.04082 177 129 41 7
775 Look, it's Mouselangelo 1.3107 0.04669 177 137 25 15
776 Is that your face on the judge of the underworld? 1.3107 0.03835 206 151 46 9
777 Wow! These gummies even work on the mice. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
778 It's not Shakespeare, but then again he's not a monkey 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
779 The drug doesn't work, but the side effects rock! 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
780 Yeah, but our goal was Banksy. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
781 He’s requesting gold leaf.” #mynewyorkercartoo 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
782 Let's approve this one for 'Succession syndrome'. 1.3103 0.03701 174 122 50 2
783 We labeled the reward "formaggio" and this happened. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
784 Not bad, but he had assistants you know. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
785 Should we publish or pretend that never happened? 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
786 I wondered why he ordered that scaffold from Amazon! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
787 I can't wait for the professor to take all the credit for this 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
788 My God Martha!.. So this is Bansky? 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
789 We’re satisfying the dying wish of Pope Ratzinger. 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
790 Yes, yes, just like the Agony and the Extasy. How much extasy did you give him again? 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
791 I must admit being skeptical, Dr. Leon, when you ordered that little brush and palette. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
792 I told you he would respond to Italian Operas! 1.3092 0.04000 207 155 40 12
793 I told you this would be better than a hamster wheel. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
794 More like the murine chapel! 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
795 So are we’re agreed then- increase the psilocybin dose and expose him to Dalí next? 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
796 Am I really seeing what I'm seeing? He's a lefty? 1.3090 0.04216 178 132 37 9
797 I didn’t know he was Italian 1.3090 0.04216 178 132 37 9
798 Initially, he requested a 2 by 2 slab of Carrara marble, but we agreed on your eyeshadow palette. 1.3090 0.04364 178 134 33 11
799 It looks more like agony than ecstasy. 1.3087 0.04248 149 107 38 4
800 The MFA gene is working. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
801 I think we have to scale back the THC a bit 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
802 Honestly, I’m more impressed that it somehow built scaffolding? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
803 We've quarantined this one because he won't stop vandalizing his enclosure. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
804 Now, he only has to finish before Dr. Henderson's monkeys are done typing 'War and Peace.' 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
805 We’re never gonna get this past the FDA. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
806 Ok, but the sky is totally the wrong color. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
807 It's his "Creation of Edam" 1.3081 0.03994 198 147 41 10
808 He's an atheist so I have no idea what inspires him. 1.3077 0.04597 169 129 28 12
809 You should see his cheese work. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
810 Now we know who did the frescoes in the maze! 1.3077 0.04129 156 112 40 4
811 Of course the painting is amazing but how did he build the scaffolding? 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
812 Dr. Allen wants him to go to law school. Waste of talent, if you ask me. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
813 Maybe we should dial back the mushrooms. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
814 Yes, I like it better than last week’s “Ceci n’est pas un fromage.” 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
815 I thought Michelangelo was one of the turtles... Not the rat. 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
816 He's on loan from the Sistine Chapel. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
817 One more dose and he’ll reach Enlightenment. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
818 Remarkable! And after only two hours of 'Bob Ross'... 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
819 He insists we call him Micelangelo." 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
820 Remarkable! I can't believe he built that scaffold out of his bedding material! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
821 I think we are ready for the human trial now. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
822 Are you sure he had a microdose? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
823 The Rataissance 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
824 Sure the results are interesting, but how do we make a profit? 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
825 I think having him learn how to get through a maze would definitely be a waste of his potential, don't you? 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
826 Yes, I admit his work is derivative, but I remind you that he is, after all, only a mouse. 1.3060 0.04059 183 135 40 8
827 So disappointing. All those injections and he's still left-handed. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
828 More derivative junk. Terminate this one. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
829 We had better stop feeding him holy water. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
830 For a pound of Swiss cheese, do you think he’d do our bedroom ceiling. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
831 Good brush technique. Style's a bit derivative though. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
832 He can only do that because he lives alone, is single and jobless. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
833 I can't imagine he'll finish it 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
834 Came in dead last at the maze, though.” 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
835 ....Not sure, but I believe he's working on the Cistern Chapel ceiling. 1.3053 0.04231 190 144 34 12
836 Our own little Micealangelo. 1.3053 0.04424 190 147 28 15
837 …but the rest of them just died? 1.3053 0.04098 190 142 38 10
838 Well it’s not a cure, but log the results on this one 1.3053 0.04029 190 141 40 9
839 How are the monkeys with typewriters coming along? 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
840 Can't wait to see his version of God. 1.3051 0.04145 177 131 38 8
841 He claims some long distant uncle did the Vatican. 1.3051 0.03987 177 129 42 6
842 … but the cosmology makes no sense! 1.3049 0.04092 164 119 40 5
843 Forget the research! Find out how to start a YouTube channel. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
844 Whoa, he’s Catholic. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
845 OK, I am sold. We will extend his internship for another month. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
846 We've got ourselves a Micelangelo! 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
847 All this money spent on art school and his work is so derivative... 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
848 I can't wait for her Rothko phase. I could use one for my living room. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
849 It would be a big commitment for us...food, water, paint, scaffolding... 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
850 All of those hours of watching Bob Ross having finally paid off. 1.3043 0.04324 184 140 32 12
851 Ever since going to Ancestry.com, he's been obsessed with his Italian roots. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
852 At least he's moved on from the nude portraits 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
853 Let's build a church around this. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
854 You just can’t cage raw talent. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
855 The next one we'll call Mozart 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
856 Jesus, he’s GOOD! 1.3039 0.04230 181 136 35 10
857 That’s remarkable. Our records show he’s not left handed. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
858 How do we describe this side effect? 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
859 I knew he could paint but how did he build the scaffold. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
860 You do NOT want to see his “David.” 1.3036 0.04606 168 129 27 12
861 And then God created cheese” 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
862 By comparison the other mice are losers. 1.3034 0.04302 145 105 36 4
863 Do you believe in reincarnation, Jane? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
864 It's best not to know what its using for paint. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
865 That's amazing. He's left-handed. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
866 I never realized Mickey was short for Michelangelo. 1.3034 0.04701 178 140 22 16
867 And we've been feeding THIS one Parmigiano. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
868 I hear his brother is a famous chef in America. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
869 Well,I guess we've found a new way to deal with our rodent problem 1.3032 0.04052 188 140 39 9
870 The pellets on the floor represent man’s fall from grace. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
871 We expected ingestion of the psychedelic to create a "high" but this is unexpected 1.3030 0.04161 165 121 38 6
872 Can you believe this? A lefty. 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
873 Impressive, yes, but his Blue Period was so much better. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
874 I’m torn. He paints like Michelangelo but he’s still just a rat bastard. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
875 'Renaissance rat' 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
876 Maybe we should wait till he's done before dissecting him. 1.3027 0.04371 185 142 30 13
877 Yes. But who commissioned this? 1.3026 0.04073 152 109 40 3
878 We call her Michelleangela. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
879 I hope she will draw me in the middle. 1.3025 0.03724 162 114 47 1
880 quarantine really got to him 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
881 Wait til you see him with a hammer and chisel. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
882 Escaping the rat race has really given him time to focus on his art. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
883 And left handed too! 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
884 See what happens when you give a mouse a cookie 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
885 He calls it his “mouseterpiece.” 1.3021 0.04061 192 144 38 10
886 He’s just finishing up the creation of cheese. 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
887 Try arguing against reincarnation now. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
888 Can you believe his parents said he would never get a job with his degree? 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
889 And no opposable thumbs! 1.3019 0.04065 159 115 40 4
890 If only he’d show this much interest in his music lessons! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
891 Winged mice learning to fly- he’s delusional, right? 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
892 We think he's a genius. We won't know for certain, of course, until we dissect his brain. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
893 Quick, call the Christian Science Monitor! 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
894 I'm pretty sure that ceiling hasn't been primed. 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
895 The Ratican. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
896 It’s Pope Ratzinger reincarnated. 1.3018 0.04095 169 124 39 6
897 Wow, this drug is going to put art schools out of business. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
898 It looks derivative to me. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
899 I thought Michelangelo was a turtle 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
900 How silly! He only sees the world from a rat's perspective. 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
901 Yeah, but he can he find his way out of a MAZE? 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
902 The drug affects only the right brain hemisphere. He still gets easily lost in the maze. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
903 Call our patent attorney. Harvesting that Michaelangelo DNA was our billion dollar research experiment. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
904 How do we control for the ratio of agony to ecstasy? 1.3013 0.04008 156 112 41 3
905 His gene pool goes back to Florence during the Renaissance! 1.3012 0.04140 166 122 38 6
906 His painting is derivative, but his scaffold construction is transcendent. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
907 Last week he sculpted the Pietà in cheese. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
908 He seems to get the colors right, but his subject matter is disturbing. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
909 You’re right. He never would have been able to reach his potential on the wheel. 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
910 We may have discovered an alternate view of Creation! 1.3006 0.03807 163 116 45 2
911 We may have captured Banksy. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
912 It certainly looks like our new strain of THC has commercial potential... 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
913 But what he really wants to do is to direct. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
914 He prefers to work at night and will only accept payment in Italian cheeses 1.3005 0.03893 183 134 43 6
915 I’d prefer something less derivative. Luckily, our only objective is finding out if the paint causes cancer. 1.3000 0.04412 190 148 27 15
916 Impressive, but derivative. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
917 All of the other rats mocked him because he couldn't set up his own scaffolding. Who's laughing now 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
918 He got bored with the mazes. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
919 No, we named him Michelangelo because of his temperament. I never imagined him taking it this far! 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
920 Too derivative. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
921 So, we CAN come back as an animal! 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
922 Sorry. You were supposed to use Da Vinci DNA. It's a common mistake, but we have to call this a failure. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
923 Amusing, but derivative. 1.3000 0.03988 170 124 41 5
924 I think we fed him too much Gorgonzola 1.3000 0.03900 170 123 43 4
925 If you think this is good, you should see his David. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
926 Should we let her finish before we dissect? 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
927 Turns out the maze did make them smarter! 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
928 This seems to indicate that creation myths are not species-specific! 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
929 Why they would honor a God who made them perfect laboratory specimens is beyond me. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
930 Well, at least this is a lot quieter than when he was going through that ‘David’ phase. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
931 Looks like we have ourselves a little Mousechelangelo. 1.2994 0.03971 177 130 41 6
932 He keeps asking for his wheel back. 1.2994 0.04130 177 132 37 8
933 Not JUST a churchmouse 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
934 How on earth did it make that scaffolding ? 1.2994 0.04821 157 122 23 12
935 You were right; that maze was too elementary for him. 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
936 The years developing that tiny paint set were worth it. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
937 Would it take a cheesy offer to paint our bedroom ceiling? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
938 We gave this one a grant. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
939 How about we see what he can do with a block of marble? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
940 Yet he still can’t run the maze. 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
941 She won't navigate the maze, but this is somewhat encouraging. 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
942 Who knew what would happen when he got off the treadmill? 1.2988 0.04074 164 120 39 5
943 Behold, the Ratican 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
944 I guess it’s a little derivative, but the fact he could do this under these fluorescent lights is impressive. 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
945 There’s a hamster in the next lab building a helicopter. 1.2983 0.03991 181 134 40 7
946 Proof great artists are usually left handed. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
947 But will he live long enough to complete it? 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
948 Still, will art school really be worth it in the end? 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
949 He said he'd "evolved beyond cheese," and that his new palate is "purely Neo-Classical." 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
950 The scaffolding is the real display of genius. 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
951 I almost hate to feed him to the snake. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
952 I say we let him finish. The hamster was a terrible painter. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
953 Take note Cindy. When you hit that glass ceiling celebrate it! 1.2977 0.04293 131 94 35 2
954 I bought him at a discount because he's bad at meeting deadlines. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
955 It's amazing what watching a little educational television can do. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
956 What you looking at? Bring me more paint. 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
957 Yes,this IS the rare elusive church mouse. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
958 She just said “no treadmills, I am here to create.” 1.2976 0.04010 168 123 40 5
959 Our research will be worth more when he dies. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
960 I can’t wait to see his image of Adam. 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
961 Update our notes, test group C going through Renaissance period 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
962 And just yesterday he asked what I had accomplished in my life. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
963 You’re right, this one is displaying some unusual behavior. Let’s prepare the dissection table. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
964 It looks like this fella has a very high ceiling 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
965 The new ADHD drugs might be getting too good. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
966 We've created Mickeyangelo. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
967 I thought we named this mouse DaVinci. 1.2973 0.04221 185 141 33 11
968 This WAS the control mouse,right? 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
969 Oh, I don’t know…it’s kind of cheesy. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
970 We represent the Vatican and the heirs of Michelangelo Buonarroti. You must cease and desist forthwith. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
971 Now let’s bring the rat pope over from Cage 12 to record his reaction. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
972 I really just want to know where he got the scaffolding. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
973 He's been working around the clock. He gets a wheel of Pecorino Romano added to his commission if he finishes the project early. 1.2968 0.03710 219 164 45 10
974 The cosmetics company says he seems to have had some kind of near death experience. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
975 The bigger question, frankly, is where she got all the paint. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
976 Guess that wasn't CBD 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
977 And all along I thought it was the night crew who made that Pietà out of the Emmental! 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
978 See here. Michaelangelo was the inspiration, but the mozzarella provided the incentive. 1.2967 0.03816 182 133 44 5
979 It’s a shame she’s colorblind. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
980 ‘Well we did give him the Quintarelli reserve.’ 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
981 I can’t wait to see how he represents the big cheese! 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
982 I now believe in reincarnation! 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
983 I hate the way he does ducks. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
984 If you give a mouse a paintbrush… 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
985 We’ve tried everything, and they still use the pastels. 1.2961 0.04166 179 135 35 9
986 I'm not sure we should order lab mice from Italy again. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
987 So, micro-dosing mushrooms does lead you on your journey. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
988 Since we took away his running wheel, he’s gotten serious about what he does with his spare time. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
989 I wonder if he has arthritis too. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
990 Curious. Side effects: left-handedness 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
991 He's primarily known for his work in the sewers 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
992 We are trying to discover why he is too lazy to stand up and paint. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
993 I reckon we’ve got ten months tops to nail down our research grants before he gets to Dadaism. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
994 Mouselangelo 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
995 I don't think the enhancement drugs are working, he's using too much blue. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
996 By every measure, he is smarter than the president. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
997 That new CRISPR gene is amazing! 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
998 Yeah, but I find his work so derivative. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
999 It's called, The Last Infestation. 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
1000 And all he did was watch the tutorial? 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1001 Wait until they see his version of the statue David! 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1002 He wants to be called “Michael” instead of “Mickey”. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1003 I call him Michelangelo, but he prefers Ratso. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
1004 We call it Ratican City. 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
1005 I think our genetic engineering team is on to something. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1006 What does it look like I’m doing, asshole? 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1007 His sculptures aren't bad either. 1.2953 0.04097 149 108 38 3
1008 I am glad we took him to Rome last year! 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
1009 I told you that organic food is better 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
1010 I just knew playing Mozart while in the womb would yield something special. 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1011 His technique is sound, but he's a little shaky on doctrine. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1012 Impressive. The other mice can only do modern art. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1013 I sure wish he’d cover up their penises with fig leaves 1.2950 0.04266 139 101 35 3
1014 All this from just one CBD gummy! 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1015 Painting in the nude?! That's a first. 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
1016 I mean, I know he's a rat and everything, but it's not very good... is it? 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
1017 This must be what happens if you give a mouse a palette. 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
1018 ''Not the greatest ceiling in the world...but it's definitely up there.'' 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1019 looks like the brain enhancement drugs are working 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1020 Looks like the DNA infusion is working. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1021 It’s been done. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1022 He's mastered the fresco, but can he do portraits? 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1023 But can he teach? 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
1024 He honed his skills as a NYC subway graffiti artist 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
1025 And they say he works for crumbs. 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
1026 Promising. 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
1027 The snakes swear they taste better when they are cultured and seasoned. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1028 Sure it’s amazing, but can he monetize it? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1029 Remarkable! He's left-handed! 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
1030 I keep trying to tell him that an art degree is worthless. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1031 He's been bitter since they threw him out of the Vatican. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1032 It appears that his sense of light and depth has improved since the last injection. 1.2941 0.04057 170 126 38 6
1033 In 500 years, we'll see if they turn to Abstract Expressionism. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1034 I knew he’d find himself! 1.2941 0.03971 170 125 40 5
1035 What a discovery! Certain mice are left-paw dominant! 1.2941 0.04448 187 147 25 15
1036 look at what they can accomplish after cutting them off from social media for just 1 week 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1037 Now we know who used our account to order art supplies! 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1038 Do you think he does portraits? 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
1039 He's always admired Bob Ross. 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
1040 The rats got more creative as soon as we allowed them to vape. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1041 It's cracked the glass ceiling. 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1042 The most startling discovery is that he's left-handed! 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1043 Disappointing, he hasn't even figured out the maze yet. 1.2934 0.03921 167 122 41 4
1044 And to think, all we did was praise him lots as a kid. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
1045 You should see what he can do with a block of cheese. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1046 Ah “Mice-celangelo” 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1047 Keep it moving, Susan. The rats next door are already using Photoshop. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1048 Ratatouille has nothing on us! 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1049 I guess the Smashing Pumpkins were wrong. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1050 This mf really be paintin and shit 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1051 The drugs have taken effect. 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
1052 I think I know what happened to you edibles 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1053 I'm hoping to find one that can help me write my thesis! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
1054 He's on loan from the Vatican labs. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
1055 Was Michelangelo left handed, and do you believe in reincarnation? 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
1056 And all you did was switch the cheese to mozarella? 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1057 It's so weird that he thinks there would be mice in heaven! 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
1058 Whoah, look what happens if he doesn’t have to work for his cheddar! 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
1059 He actually thinks we're going to let him live. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
1060 I got 5 estimates and his was the lowest. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1061 I love experimental art. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1062 You should see his mini marble sculpture of David 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
1063 Amazing. I didn’t know they saw color. 1.2922 0.04008 154 112 39 3
1064 We should alert the FDA to the side effects. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1065 It was commissioned by the Medicheese family. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1066 Nurture is clearly the winner. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
1067 Nope, the hands still look weird. 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
1068 It's actually no worse than that 'painter of light' guy. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
1069 We've been giving him the good cheese 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
1070 This one is not showing fatigue as a side effect. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1071 Image what he must have done to be reincarnated as a rat. At least he can still paint. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1072 We're going to need a bigger tank. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1073 If only Banksy could talk! 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1074 Amateurish brushwork, derivative subject matter... I thought the serum was supposed to make him intelligent. 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
1075 I guess the meds are kicking in... 1.2917 0.04048 144 104 38 2
1076 It’s an unintended side effect but corporate wants to market it. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1077 So you're telling me this is the control group? 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
1078 That’s nothing. You should see the mousetrap he just built. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
1079 Did you know she was left handed? 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
1080 naming him Michelangelo might have been a mistake. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
1081 Let’s sample his DNA and see if he has Italian ancestry. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
1082 A-maze-ing. Couldn't find his way out, so he's upgrading the facility." 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
1083 As you can see, he still hasn't grasped the difference between the buon fresco and fresco secco techniques, and his impasto can only be described as wildly self-indulgent. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
1084 If we list this as a side effect, will people still want the boner medicine? 1.2909 0.03749 165 119 44 2
1085 Ars longa, vita brevis 1.2909 0.03941 165 121 40 4
1086 He's taking his teacher's pet efforts to a new level. 1.2909 0.04300 165 125 32 8
1087 Wasn’t expecting that reaction from placebo, wonder what the new drug will do? 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1088 I wish B.F. Skinner was around to see this! 1.2907 0.04017 172 128 38 6
1089 Genealogy records indicate he's Italian. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1090 It's not the Sistine Chapel! 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1091 This one lacks originality. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1092 That's what happens when you give your test subjects names like Michelangelo 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1093 He's doing it under protest. His forte is cheese sculpture. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1094 The real test is whether or not he cleans his brushes. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
1095 The artisan cheese seems to be working 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1096 Checked: mice cannot solve mazes. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
1097 ‘Evidence of reincarnation at last!’ 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1098 No need for AI, we have gene therapy working wonders! 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1099 well, looks like he’s not an atheist 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
1100 All we had to do was remove dairy from his diet 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1101 " ... and yet you say he still refuses to run the maze? 1.2901 0.03982 162 119 39 4
1102 If he thinks he’s getting his rent deposit back, he’s sorely mistaken. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1103 And I figured him for a gym rat. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1104 Trial Day #9: Ozempic producing unexpected side effects 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1105 Oh nuts! PETA will be after us if he gets paint in his eyes. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1106 Our new diabetes drug is loaded with unexpected side effects! 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1107 This is $3.25B well spend! 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
1108 (This cartoon doesn't need a caption.) 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
1109 I guess he didn't like the poster we put up to amuse him. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
1110 The Sistine Terrarium! 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
1111 I think we underestimated Leonardo. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1112 He says he'll be done when he's done. 1.2899 0.04388 138 102 32 4
1113 Can we say "laid back" as a side effect? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1114 That's why we named him "Mickey-langelo. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
1115 That’s all well and good but I’m still worried about the drug’s “slight irritability” side effect. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1116 He’s definitely right brained. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1117 Unfortunately, not everyone is cut out for the rat race. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1118 Hard to believe last year he was delivering pizza. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
1119 His introduction to Italian culture began with a slice of pizza on a staircase. Now look at him! 1.2896 0.04507 183 145 23 15
1120 She looks at life from both sides now… 1.2895 0.03697 190 140 45 5
1121 Saying this new ADHD drug is promising seems like an understatement 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
1122 It's not as impressive as you think. That's color by numbers. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
1123 Quick, what was the last clinical trial this one was in. 1.2893 0.03924 159 116 40 3
1124 And you had to go and name him Michelangelo. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
1125 Laboratory testing of the latest covid 19 booster had creative side effects. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1126 Maybe there is an upside to hallucinogens in very, very, very small doses? 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1127 I think it’s safe to say he’s right-brained. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1128 Well, not really a cure for the glass ceiling, but it’s only day sisteen. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1129 what did you expect? He's left-handed 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1130 Would you believe he actually fancies himself a sculptor? 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
1131 This one was given both agony and ecstasy, as you can see. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
1132 This mouse is still showing signs of fear that AI will take his job. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1133 He was scheduled for research group three, but you can't rush an artist. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1134 Are you sure you want this one? He's just lying there, staring up at the ceiling. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1135 You sure he's from Florida? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1136 When did we give him paint? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1137 … and they’re not using AI! 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
1138 He's come a long, long way from his internship as a common vermin in the Medici's kitchen. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1139 This specimen watched only The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
1140 We did recently switch to Romano cheese 1.2881 0.03855 177 131 41 5
1141 This will look impressive in his college application! 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
1142 You think THIS doesn't make sense? What if I told you a 'rat pope' commissioned all this?! 1.2880 0.03843 184 137 41 6
1143 Little does he know, AI will replace him, too. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1144 A cure for Modernism?! You must publish at once! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1145 I'm just a little surprised. His watercolors are always secular. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1146 We shouldn’t have given him adderall. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1147 He's been like this since we put Romano cheese in the maze 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1148 Forget Rodin. Now we have Rodent! 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1149 Can we monetize this? 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1150 Yeah, that's pretty great, but he is still refusing to run on the treadmill. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1151 It's settled - left-handers are more artistic 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1152 “This is the result of feeding the subject only pizza.” 1.2877 0.04003 146 106 38 2
1153 He displays a remarkable talent for painting by numbers. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
1154 And this one received a heroic dose. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
1155 …and this experiment shows what happens when the subject is removed from the rat race 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1156 At least it keeps him off that wheel at night! 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1157 He is amazing now that he doesn’t just do cheese. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1158 If he'd just go get the cheese like we asked... 1.2876 0.04007 153 112 38 3
1159 The mouse statue made of cheese makes more sense now 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1160 They really are smarter than we thought! 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1161 He kinda outgrew the maze-running thing a long time ago. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
1162 How's the rat on a hot tin roof experiment coming along? 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
1163 Quite an achievement; last week he ate the canvas. 1.2873 0.04185 181 139 32 10
1164 He made the creator a lab rat. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1165 Cute, but our other rat could sing and dance. Now, that was talent! 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1166 And he never had art classes. 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
1167 I’m glad she found a hobby. Running that wheel was starting to take a toll. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
1168 We had to separate her from the other rats. They’re still in the Medieval period. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
1169 Pizza Rat’s capacities clearly go far beyond savoring Italian fast food. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1170 Microdosing seems to have had an effect... 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1171 Frankly, it’s a bit derivative. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1172 Impressive. But he's still not getting out of there alive. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1173 Impressive. He built scaffolding 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
1174 I didn't know Adam and God had tails. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1175 He thinks he’s in the Sistene Chapel 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1176 Thank God we didn’t buy him that little wheel to run around in. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1177 He’s like the reincarnation of Micelangelo. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1178 Best $9 million I ever spent. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1179 He hasn't been the same since he had this near-death experience. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1180 I found him in the subway. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1181 All he needed was the proper tools. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
1182 Yeah, it's great, but where did he get the brush and paints? 1.2866 0.03839 157 114 41 2
1183 Wait until you see the mouse who believes he is the pope. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
1184 We just learned he’s left-handed. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
1185 Very repetitive. This is his sixteenth chapel. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
1186 If it goes viral, we could cover research funds for the year. 1.2865 0.03902 185 139 39 7
1187 Actually, we're lab-testing the inhalation of paint fumes." 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1188 But can we replicate the results without being accused of forgery? 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1189 ...and God created cheese. 1.2857 0.03773 189 141 42 6
1190 He's starting "The Creation of Edam"... 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1191 Maybe we should cut back on the cannibus pellets 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
1192 He is testing our sense of perspective. 1.2857 0.04173 161 121 34 6
1193 How long does the Renaissance last in mice years again? 1.2857 0.03875 175 130 40 5
1194 This new ADHD drug is very promising. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1195 If this is accurate we're screwed. 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
1196 He came to us from a laboratory in Rome 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1197 Amazing! What kind of cancer did we give him again? 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1198 She was never this good in the mazes! 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1199 Oh look... taupe clouds. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
1200 I had no idea they could lie on their back so long. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1201 Put him in a maze with cheese and he’s hopeless but hand him a pallet & brush, lay him on his back and he’s a genius! 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
1202 Rataissance 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
1203 This explains the graffiti in the maze. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1204 That THC mouse feed really is special! 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
1205 The agony and the extra cheese. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1206 Looks like we've got a Mickey Angelo in our lab. 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
1207 The Adderall really took with this one. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1208 Not since the patronage of the Medici! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1209 He's finally expanded beyond nudes. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1210 It's still a failure until they can get the hands right. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
1211 I was expecting him to paint Swiss cheese maybe, but nothing this holy. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1212 He is looking for a reason to exist….just like this trial 1.2857 0.03783 161 117 42 2
1213 He said it’s ready when it’s ready. 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
1214 Remarkable? I think it’s pretty derivative, if I’m being honest. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1215 All we did was feed it an all-organic diet! 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
1216 They never evolve past the Renaissance period. 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
1217 Well that's all very well, but can he find cheese in a maze? 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
1218 I know what your about to say; Hardly original right??? 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1219 It will make it easier to justify the high rent after I evict him. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1220 Should I tell him he’s named Michelangelo after one of the Ninja Turtles? 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1221 We discovered that if you remove them from garbage, vomit and feces, they want meaning in their lives. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1222 Big deal. None of the stuff he invented actually works properly. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1223 We don’t test on this one. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1224 Let's bring in little blocks of Carrara marble and see what happens. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1225 Yes, yes an interesting result, but you were supposed to be studying weight loss. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1226 Do you think this falls under the ‘useful research’ budget line? 1.2847 0.04138 137 100 35 2
1227 …and he’s calling this one his Mousterpiece… 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1228 They told me, 'If you give a million church mice a million ceilings..." 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1229 Back to the drawing board for this experiment! 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1230 Should we change his name from Raphael? 1.2842 0.03518 183 133 48 2
1231 This isn't unusual for right-handed mice, but extraordinary for left-handed! 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
1232 Pope Ratzinger will be pleased. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
1233 That's not what I meant when I said 'build a better mouse trap'. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
1234 See! I told you he liked fresco painting and not queso fresco. 1.2840 0.03864 162 119 40 3
1235 Next, let’s watch for the white smoke. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
1236 I asked. He said when he’s finished. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1237 All we did was expose him to gay porn. 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1238 You should see his portrait of Minnie Lisa 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1239 Yeah, but there's the oddest hint of Dali, too. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1240 Do you think he can do our living room ceiling? 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
1241 The maze mural it painted wasn't nearly this lifelike. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1242 Sigh. Another failure. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1243 And this whole time we thought Michelangelo was a turtle 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1244 I can't believe we never thought to give them paint before. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1245 We've finally isolated the artistic gene. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1246 I would say genius but those color are so tacky! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1247 I gave it holy water 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1248 This is not one of the side effects we expected. Honestly, I think we can kiss FDA approval goodbye. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1249 Our psychedelic research is really doing marvels. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1250 No lobotomy for this one. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1251 Gosh, look! It must be rattled... 1.2835 0.04315 127 93 32 2
1252 Remind me. What did you put in his water? 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1253 The fish call it the cistern chapel. 1.2833 0.04457 120 88 30 2
1254 Incredible results! Now if we can only get the rat to do something useful like business or law. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1255 I think it is an Italian mouse . 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1256 Yes, but can he sculpt? 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
1257 Yes, but can the injection we gave him cure baldness? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
1258 Frankly, I expected much better color composition. 1.2829 0.03896 152 111 39 2
1259 The finish will be Walt Disney touching Mickey's hand. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
1260 His cheese sculptures are even more impressive. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1261 She's in her Blue Cheese period. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1262 Well, it's not Shakespeare... 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1263 Back to the cheese ,no more mushrooms 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1264 Call the Pope 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1265 You should see what Vincent van Goat is up to. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1266 Those were my hamste’s art supplies 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
1267 Taxidermy at its finest 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
1268 He made the brushes by pulling out his own belly hair. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
1269 He’s doing significantly better than my 1,000 monkeys at 1,000 typewriters experiment… 1.2823 0.04370 124 91 31 2
1270 Don’t just stand there, I need more blue paint 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1271 Interesting, but I think it's rather derivative. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1272 You wouldn't believe how many pellets this took 1.2821 0.04147 156 117 34 5
1273 We transplanted the DNA of a mouse from the Vatican. 1.2821 0.04795 156 124 20 12
1274 Too bad he wasn't born a couple of hundred years ago; now it's just kitsch. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1275 What exactly was in that last test serum? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
1276 Well, Bob Ross he ain't. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
1277 The Pope hired him. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
1278 Ooh, I remember when we had a mirror on our ceiling. 1.2819 0.04049 149 110 36 3
1279 It's a shame we'll still have to kill him. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
1280 I got tired of waiting for the monkeys to randomly type out the Bible. This is going so much better. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
1281 Can’t believe they named a turtle after Michelangelo in this city 1.2819 0.04160 149 111 34 4
1282 I am going to take some of this serum home and work on some of my DIY projects. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1283 True, but his understanding of Creation is quite immature. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1284 Subject is exhibiting stroke-like symptoms and delusions of grandeur. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1285 It may be creative, but it's still derivative. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1286 I wonder if he's in the placebo or the Adderall group? 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
1287 I'm calling him Michelangerat. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1288 We always have trouble with the mice from Rome. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1289 I guess the Pope is cutting back on this year’s budget. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1290 WOW, those magic mushrooms really do work. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1291 So you won't have to feed him very often. He's a starving artist. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1292 Do we know anyone with a liberal arts degree who can interpret these results? 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1293 I told Mickey to clean up his cage yesterday. Obviously, this exceeds my expectations. 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
1294 Didn't I warn you that if you named him Leonardo, he'd never do any real mousework again? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1295 I told you Michelangelo had help with the ceiling 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1296 It's not right; it's Leonardo who was left handed. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
1297 You know, I think you're right. That does look like Walt Disney. 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
1298 Will he work for cheese? 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
1299 The amazing thing is that we gave him a placebo this time, not an adderall 1.2805 0.04702 164 131 20 13
1300 Now I know why he said he was named Leonardo. 1.2803 0.04209 132 97 33 2
1301 The mouse pope has him on a tight deadline. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
1302 Where in the hell does he keep getting these paintbrushes?! 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
1303 It still remains to be seen how his peers will respond to this. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1304 We achieved these results by simply being very encouraging about his earlier work. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1305 I wonder if I could get him to do my small guest bathroom.” 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1306 It's hard to tell if they're anatomically correct... 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1307 Mice L. Angelo puts the finishing touches on the Ratican ceiling. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1308 Not bad. Let's see what he does with a piece of marble. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1309 I think the Buddhists might be right after all. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1310 And here’s our final specimen: the tortured artist. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1311 NOW do you regret sending him to art school? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1312 Turns out you can breed a rat to paint, but unfortunately all their work is derivative. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
1313 That’s your makeup brush. My eye shadow too. That little bastard. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1314 Ratatouille paints too?? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1315 I have it in good authority that the central figure will represent the creation of Minnie. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1316 He's definitely a Renaissance rat. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1317 He has been more of a sculptor, but this is very good. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1318 Hey, little guy. Time to go to real heaven. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1319 Maybe Michaelangelo's version is wrong! 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1320 I don’t have the heart to tell him the rat football team is getting all the funding again this year. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1321 At least this mouse didn’t cut off his ear. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
1322 He solved the mazes, then designed the mazes and now this. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
1323 I've told him that he has a beetter financial future in accounting, but he insists that he must follow his muse. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
1324 And to think, I said he should use an easel. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
1325 I can't wait until the Pope arrives! 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1326 So that’s how it was done! 1.2793 0.04645 111 82 27 2
1327 Given time and space to unleash his inner artist, he stopped raiding trash cans. Next, we apply for a grant to scale this up.” 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
1328 What a shame the budget runs out today 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
1329 If we buy this one, do you think we still need a hamster wheel? 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
1330 I believe that it is the climax scene of the film, Ratatouille 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1331 We should try some of this stuff Steffy. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
1332 i hard that Michelangelo was also good at mazes 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1333 His brother is a chef. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1334 Ratincarnation in action. 1.2789 0.03955 147 108 37 2
1335 Well, that decides it. We will dissect his brain first. 1.2789 0.03955 147 108 37 2
1336 Sure beats the monkey mashing out a type-written novel. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1337 Paint by numbers. Big deal. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
1338 Impressive,yes,but many find his work too derivative. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1339 Let's wait a bit before we use this one for our next cancer experiment. 1.2787 0.04396 122 90 30 2
1340 Test 835, subject’s intelligence and creativity increased, still no erection. Terminate the test and let’s move on to the next subject. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1341 I lost another bet. I had all my money on monkeys typing Shakespeare. 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1342 We’ve developed the program quite a bit since Ratatouille. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1343 only one who signed up for artist in residence 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1344 Look, Dr. Meyers! CRISPR is helping us break the Da Vinci code! 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
1345 We've isolated the Michelangelo gene. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
1346 Yeah,impressive but too derivative. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1347 The others just keep running for the cheese. Goddamn philistines. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1348 The real challenge will be taking down the scaffolding. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1349 It's amazing what they can be trained to do with the right reinforcement schedule. 1.2781 0.03892 151 111 38 2
1350 As a scientist I’m thrilled by the progress, as a hobby artist I’m fascinated by his color palette. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1351 Wow, it's Mickey Angelo! 1.2781 0.04004 151 112 36 3
1352 It took some trying finding his medium. But I can tell ya, Tommy hasn't bitten his tail in weeks now. 1.2781 0.04004 151 112 36 3
1353 He‘s clearly a Renaissance rat! 1.2781 0.04113 151 113 34 4
1354 This motherfucker. 1.2781 0.04471 187 151 20 16
1355 And you wanted to get him a hamster wheel! 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1356 Cornerstone work of High Renaissance art. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1357 You can't even tell it's paint-by-numbers. 1.2778 0.03864 180 136 38 6
1358 He says it was commissioned by Joseph Ratzinger. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1359 Yet he used his RIGHT hand to sign the subject consent form. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1360 I wish we all had a chance to escape the rat race. 1.2775 0.04441 173 137 24 12
1361 This one scored highest on the maze test, too. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1362 Everyone laughed when I named him Michelangelo 1.2774 0.03722 155 113 41 1
1363 Who would have thought that this would be the side effect of our bubonic plague vaccine? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1364 We added rat poison to the paint. They say it's a hallucinogenic. 1.2774 0.04238 137 102 32 3
1365 Ozempic is the wonder drug. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1366 The genius is in the spatial relationships and the use of light and color! 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1367 We owe the discovery of subject M to The Vatican’s “though shalt not kill” traps. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1368 There, the difference between a lab mouse and a church mouse! 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1369 That still doesn't explain how the other two went blind 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1370 Finally some representation! I got tired of his experimental period. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1371 Remember how we wondered what would happen if we engineered a mouse with an opposable thumb. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1372 Derivative for sure, but he does earn his pellets. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1373 His cellmate said that Heston changed his life. 1.2771 0.03974 166 125 36 5
1374 We didn’t expect him to find God 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1375 „CRISPR is really amazing“ 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
1376 I would have thought Banksy was more his style. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1377 And they say that Monkey typing Shakespeare is impressive. 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
1378 But, he doesn’t have opposable thumbs! 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1379 Wait until I show this to Dr. Wolfgang and his “genius” typewriter monkeys… 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
1380 It's not a side effect—it's a phase. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1381 Impressive, yes, but what until you see what he does when you give him Camembert. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1382 OMG, we have a Mouselangelo. 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1383 Pizza rat is still more famous. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1384 I think we need to name this one Mousealangelo. 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1385 It was your idea to name him “Mice”elangelo. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1386 Wait 'til the monkeys with the typewriters hear about this! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1387 Oh, fuck! 1.2767 0.03880 159 118 38 3
1388 One day there will be a movie about this called ‘The Agony and the Eekstacy.’ 1.2767 0.03616 206 156 43 7
1389 We've made incredible progress in the experiment, but as you can see he's left-handed so we'll need to start over. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1390 Isn't it amazing what a little positive reinforcement can do? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1391 Wow, I wonder how he built the scaffolding? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1392 Do you think it's the LSD? 1.2766 0.04040 141 104 35 2
1393 You should see what he made out of his cheese. 1.2766 0.04040 141 104 35 2
1394 I swear it wasn’t like that when I left last night 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1395 Find out who his patron is! 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1396 Must’ve been the asiago. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1397 It's a queso fresco. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1398 Wow. Now I'd feel kinda bad taking out that electrode we implanted. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
1399 At a certain point the Vatican's scientists found that God made mice, not man, in his image, a realization that started a Renaissance the Church felt compelled to crush. 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
1400 I don’t think we should work on that AI injection anymore. 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
1401 Call the vet. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1402 This is going to attract so many rats. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1403 It was supposed to stop male pattern baldness. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1404 This is certainly giving more credence to your reincarnation theory! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1405 Just where in Rome did you find this rat? 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1406 Could it be his reincarnation? 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1407 I wonder what he built that platform out of? 1.2756 0.03813 156 115 39 2
1408 Have all funding from the Infinite Monkey project transferred to this lab immediately. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1409 I mean seriously…Michelangelo who? 1.2754 0.03767 167 124 40 3
1410 I’m so glad we took him to church! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1411 He's been a busy boy! He just finished "War and Peace"! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1412 Unfortunately he doesn't do commissions. 1.2754 0.04084 138 102 34 2
1413 Just as predicted; 11 rat years to completion. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1414 He's no Picasso... 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1415 We switched this one to Italian cheeses 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1416 I'm certain that's the one I saw at the Warhol/Basquiat exhibit in Brooklyn. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1417 All I said..That with the price of gas,I wished his Hamster Wheel could make our Van Go" 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1418 Very artistic. Definitely not a lab rat. 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1419 Oh my God! He did not get HOA approval. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1420 High expectations. Go figure. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1421 The subject is truly a Renaissance rat. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
1422 Note: the peyote works, let’s try Bob Ross for the other control group. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1423 He had a near death experience. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1424 I always wondered how he did it. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1425 I'm afraid we failed. His work is hopelessly derivative. 1.2750 0.04058 160 121 34 5
1426 But despite the cheesiness, what potential! 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1427 You should see his sculpture of David. He carved it out a block of cheddar. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1428 Wow! That month in Italy is finally beginning to pay off! 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1429 Wow, this is surreal. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1430 We are so going to nail the first combo-papal endorsed-Pulitzer, Nobel, Chuck E. Cheese award. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1431 We call him Mousekalangelo. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1432 This is what happens when you give Parmigiano. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1433 You know I hate tapas 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1434 These new canvas tops are reaping some unexpected benefits. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1435 Quick! Call the Met. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1436 He’s Mousekeangelo 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1437 If only he could talk. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1438 Just a few more dabs and we can extract its brain. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1439 Incredible! I never knew he was left-handed. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
1440 Amazing!! He is much better known for his sculptures than frescos. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1441 Ok I know that this is crazy but also how did he build that 1.2743 0.04005 175 134 34 7
1442 I think we should classify this under 'unexpected side-effects'. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1443 He works on commision 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1444 I guess all that time Splinter spent with those fighting turtles really paid off 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1445 Well, it’s not as if he had an original concept… 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1446 We refer to this as the Ratican. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
1447 Once she’s finished, say goodbye to her running through another maze" 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1448 Shamefully derivative. Textbook placebo effect. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1449 You have to admire his focus, totally ignoring his nest's move toward minimalism! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1450 His symbolism has entered a mythic phase. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1451 After the cedar chip David, we decided, why not try scaffolding and paints? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1452 Egad! The new vaccine made him artistic! 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1453 It’s a bit derivative, isn’t it? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1454 You should see his statue of Mickey. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1455 It looks to be that he is painting The Creation of Edam 1.2739 0.04002 157 118 35 4
1456 When he finishes the ceiling, let's see how he does on the walls. 1.2738 0.03933 168 127 36 5
1457 I told you he just needs time alone. 1.2738 0.03748 168 125 40 3
1458 He’s going to need more drugs. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1459 No caption necessary, this cartoon is funny as hell. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1460 I don't know...reincarnation?! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1461 Wow, this drug really works. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1462 It started when we switched to the new organic food with a holistic mushroom base..... 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1463 I heard they found him in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1464 I still can't believe he didn't just die like the rest of them. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1465 Okay Linda, time reduce to reduce the LSD dosage 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1466 After wheels, religion is usually next. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1467 I would have put my money on it being a Banksy. 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
1468 Just remember, when we told that last one to paint the ceiling he painted the ceiling 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1469 They all turn to art if we let them be. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1470 He is painting the seventeenth chapel! 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
1471 I wonder what his God is going to look like. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1472 It all started when we put him on the Mediterranean Diet. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
1473 I just love visiting Ratican City. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1474 That's not what I had in mind when I sent him to his room! 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
1475 Next I'll give him clay. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1476 Happy little clouds. 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
1477 It’s impressive but his sculptures are extraordinary. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1478 Banksy is a lot smaller than I'd imagined. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1479 When its finished, we call Christies 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1480 We got this Rodin in Auguste but disappointingly it only paints. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1481 That’s nice, but how fast can she run the maze? 1.2727 0.03891 132 96 36 0
1482 "I think one little beak and the other little beak are going to just barely touch. 1.2727 0.04066 165 126 33 6
1483 Well, he's no Raphael... 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1484 Welp it's a shame we'll have to dissect him now 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1485 Wow cocaine really is one helluva drug. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1486 Our latest grant was from the Pope. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
1487 Who cares? He sucks at the maze. 1.2727 0.04045 154 116 34 4
1488 Wait until people find out artistic genius is a side effect of Ozempic." 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1489 take that AI 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1490 This is much better than when he tried to play Beethovens 5th 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1491 And this is what happens when they emerge from the Dark Cages. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1492 So that’s why he put in an order for scaffolding. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1493 Next week we're giving him a block of marble. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1494 OSHA tells us that the scaffolding is not up to code. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
1495 The mating ritual of these mice is quite baroque 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1496 I confess, I didn't see the point of getting him that paint set. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1497 Look what happens when you named him Mice-elangelo. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
1498 Seems like a waste of talent for snake food 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
1499 Let's feed this one to the snake last. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
1500 Pretty good, but you should see him do Jeff Koons 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1501 Michelangelo , your back! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1502 Add may see God to the side effects. 1.2721 0.05056 136 109 17 10
1503 We started giving him parmigiano reggiano, and he just started doing that." 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1504 We removed the "MAGA" portion of his brain! 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1505 All those monkeys across the hall with their typewriters have nothing on this guy!" 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1506 Amazing what classical conditioning can achieve! 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1507 you know, animal right’s groups say he’s a tortured artist 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1508 I simply exposed him to three seasons of The Borgias. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1509 This was the compromise after he said the astronaut pen didn’t work. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1510 This sure beats running on a wheel all day 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1511 It's Mouselangelo 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
1512 Clouds as wheels of cheddar? 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
1513 Ratican City's most famous painting reimagined! 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1514 When we market this new drug, the art schools will be inundated. 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
1515 I’m telling you, Dr., gouda always gets results. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1516 OK. Withold the Brie for one more day. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1517 We are so lucky to see Mice L. Angelo at work. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1518 I thought mice were color blind. 1.2714 0.04035 140 104 34 2
1519 The painting must be from the Michelangelo's DNA we used but where did the Disney caricatures come from? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1520 Looks like he’s out of his Medieval phase. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1521 He’s the next Micechal Angelo 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1522 You should see his cherubs when we pipe in choir music. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1523 What we can't understand is how the Pope got in touch with her. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1524 Soon he'll be making sourdough. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1525 I told you letting him find the maze cheese was dangerous 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1526 Hmmm, needs more burnt umber. 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
1527 And she doesn't even go to church. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1528 He's such a copyrat 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1529 Most unusual for a right-handed rodent, don't you think? 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1530 If this goes well, we can commission him to paint a relief on the lab's ceiling. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1531 It's a commission piece for the Ratican. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1532 Can't wait to see what it thinks God looks like 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1533 He calls it the Cistern Chapel 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1534 Did he think it was the Swiss Cheese Chapel? 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1535 Look! He built a scaffold by himself. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1536 He's entering his Renaissance phase" 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1537 It's no big deal. It's been done before. 1.2707 0.04151 133 99 32 2
1538 Maybe he lived in the Sistine Chapel before he came here. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1539 The other mice kicked him out for being eccentric. 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
1540 Evolutionally, they're only about 500 years behind us. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1541 Rodent's paw meets hand of God 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1542 I love what he's doing with the hand of Gouda. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1543 Maybe I should have set up a control group. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1544 They’ll do anything for cocaine. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1545 They say he hid on a ship from Vatican City. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1546 Forget AI. It looks like the rats are gonna take over! 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1547 Confirmed success of the artistic neural chip! Please check on the soldier mice. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1548 Arrogant to assume his species is so special. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1549 Of course the Divine Rat is albino. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1550 After he graduated from maze running, he selected art as his major. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1551 Well Miss Dawson, we succeeded in turning him into a neurotic, so now he's an artist. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1552 It’s interesting but it’s no Sistine Chapel 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1553 Holy fucking shit we finally found a way to make Catholic rodents. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1554 Some side effects are more unexpected than others 1.2703 0.04234 111 81 30 0
1555 I guess we really are in a modern day renaissance of scientific discovery 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1556 He used the Flowers we gave him as a still life study and went from there 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1557 Wow, micro dosing provolone really has some astonishing effects” 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
1558 I thought the turtles were the artist! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1559 I think it loses something when it's all in gray-scale. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1560 What’s really amazing is that he’s doing it left-handed. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1561 The most impressive part is, he’s blind. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1562 Always Jackson Pollocks until this! 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1563 Who commissioned it? That's what I want to know. 1.2699 0.03898 163 123 36 4
1564 We just never thought of putting scaffolding and a paint set in their cages before! 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1565 To get him to finish, we had to agree to rename his cage Ratican City. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1566 We’ve seen this before. It’s known as the Mice-elangelo syndrome. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1567 Naw, get real. He's not all that talented. I wouldn't call anybody. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1568 And here we have classical conditioning. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1569 You can see why we named this mouse Angelo... 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
1570 I think our testing on the new Adderall is a success. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1571 His cage was too close to PBS on TV! 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1572 All this first started when we just gave the mouse a cookie. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1573 Just like Michelangelo, he painted himself in the scene 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1574 Definitely outclasses the infinite monkeys scenario. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1575 It's not just AI that's taking our jobs. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1576 And this is the one we didn't give the covid vaccine to. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1577 The AI implantation is working very well. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1578 He wasn’t going for the heroin, so we tried some LSD 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1579 Who vetted THIS project??? 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1580 And to think, we were going to volunteer him for medical research. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1581 I appreciate his use of chiaroscuro but I just need him to run through a maze. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
1582 And this one is from Italy. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1583 We proven that Bob Ross videos do work on all species. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
1584 Goji berries really are a superfood. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1585 Small but mighty mouse. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1586 Poor thing, he just wants to go back to the chapel. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1587 How did he get my paints again?! 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1588 We shouldn’t have let him watch that PBS special on Leonardo… 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1589 The Cistern Chapel? 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1590 His brushstrokes were more subtle before the trial 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
1591 His maze results are going to be off the chart. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1592 This worked out a lot better than when we gave a million monkeys a million typewriters." 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1593 Well all art is derivative. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1594 Remarkable, yes, but a bit derivative, wouldn't you say? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1595 Much better than his cheese cubism period. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1596 I’'d like take whatever we’re giving him. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1597 He considers himself more of a sculptor, though. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1598 congrats, we've discovered the pied piper gene. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1599 Wow,they can cook and paint. 1.2683 0.04174 123 91 31 1
1600 Do you think he might be amenable to a museum shop? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1601 I hope he finishes before the drug wears off. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1602 Fascinating…I can’t wait to dissect his brain. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1603 I think we can monetize this! 1.2681 0.03922 138 102 35 1
1604 Isn't he the one who painted the cistern chapel?? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1605 "The Vatican called, something about a copyright conflict..." 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1606 Flaunting it! Just listen to him humming ‘Hallelujah Chorus.’ 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
1607 Well, now she's just showing off... 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1608 It's more Bob Ross than Michaelangelo. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1609 You may say that he's a dreamer, but now at least he can SEE he's not the only one. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1610 We knocked out his ambition gene and now he’s become an aimless artist. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1611 This is compelling evidence on the effectiveness of microdosing. Only, we should take less. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1612 Ever since we told him what 'Mickey' was short for... 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1613 Do you think it knows what God really looks like? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1614 And so began the rataissance. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1615 “Is it presumptuous to call it the Ratican?” 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1616 Do you think he could rust proof the Subaru ? 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
1617 All along I expected a Pollock at best. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1618 And his sculptures are even better! 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
1619 his Etsy shop has really taken off 1.2672 0.04304 116 86 29 1
1620 “ ‘RATS FLORENTINE’! I never had the slightest inclination!” 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1621 That's Micelangelo... 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1622 Now let's get him a block of marble. 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
1623 Safer than the subway. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1624 Don't be too impressed; he's just painting by numbers. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1625 He stopped participating in our research, citing creative differences. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1626 Impressive, yes, but I thought she was right-handed. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1627 He's still not finished?! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1628 That little guy, Sistine, is so creative. 1.2671 0.04157 146 111 31 4
1629 And then the lead paint destroys his mind. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
1630 Boy, am I going to feel guilty removing his pituitary. 1.2671 0.04157 146 111 31 4
1631 Clearly the experimental group has cultivated an active interest in cultures. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1632 We should probably look at his notebooks. 1.2667 0.03862 150 112 36 2
1633 I think our nickname "Mouselangelo" went to his head. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1634 What happened to the snake? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1635 It’s kind of a cheesy version if you ask me. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1636 Even more impressive is what he can do with a block of cheese. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1637 None of the other subjects figured out how to get a table in there. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1638 Rats will beat AI every time! 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1639 He wants 3,000 Ducats for it 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1640 And all the monkeys did was write "War And Peace.' 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1641 This is beautiful, but we’ll still have to run the test to see if the pill cured his hepatitis 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
1642 Upon closer inspection, it’s paint by numbers. 1.2667 0.03976 150 113 34 3
1643 So I guess Viagra does have a significant affect on mice. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1644 I’d say the results are inconclusive 1.2667 0.03761 165 124 38 3
1645 Reincarnation at work. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1646 That's Ratangelo, he's still learning 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1647 They told me he’s Michelangelo’s distant cousin, on his father’s side. 1.2662 0.03690 154 114 39 1
1648 I think we'd better clone this one. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1649 The Rat Judgement: Magnifico 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1650 I just want to say that I burst out laughing when I saw this image. It doesn’t need a caption. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1651 Incredible… but who gave him the brushes? 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1652 Never mind the painting, who built the scaffolding? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1653 He is trying to finish it before he dies. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1654 Now I really feel bad about our kids’ lack of achievement. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1655 Now watch––as we 'replace him' with AI. 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
1656 He's taken al fresco to a whole new level. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
1657 One thing is for sure: he’s got a more vivid imagination than the writer of this caption. 1.2658 0.04615 158 127 20 11
1658 Behold! A true queso fresco. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1659 The Swiss Cheese Chapel - it may be his best work yet. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1660 That summer in Florence kickstarted his career. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1661 Sure, the art is phenomenal, but look at the scaffolding! Such haphazard construction! 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
1662 And in the next cage, we have a monkey typing Hamlet. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1663 Where the heck did he get the scaffolding? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1664 Well, he's no Michelangelo, but to be fair, this is not exactly the Sistine Chapel, either. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1665 He’s out of control. He is signing all his ceilings “Micelangelo” 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1666 He says if these commissions keep rolling in, he's going to need a ride to the cheese shop. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1667 He's a lot mellower since we started psilocybin micro-dosing. 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
1668 Our very own Mice-alangelo. Who knew? 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1669 A mouse aspiring to be a copy cat. 1.2653 0.03901 147 110 35 2
1670 He was the only one who’d do it for free 1.2653 0.04018 147 111 33 3
1671 Success! For three months I fed him nothing but Italian cheeses. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1672 Maybe Rome WAS built in a day. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1673 Switching to oil paints has done wonders for his creativity. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1674 Umberto Sevini the dark, Italian mouse, the mouscot of Michelangelo, finally gets his day 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1675 And he only needed to watch the tutorial once. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1676 It appears that the gene therapy was a huge success. 1.2652 0.04004 132 98 33 1
1677 I guess I'd be concerned if he depicts God as a mouse. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1678 The amazing thing is he's self-taught 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1679 Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo all referred to him as Master. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1680 And you were skeptical when I suggesting getting him a scaffold for his birthday!” 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
1681 Are you done yet? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1682 Scientists testing the last rats alive that managed to survive NYC’s “war on rats.” 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1683 We shouldn’t have named him Michelangelo… it may have influenced his personality 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1684 He really just wants to sculpt cheese. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1685 I knew those other guys were just holding him back 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
1686 Imagine what he could do with a grant! 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
1687 This is our Beta version. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1688 This may prove the idea of heaven arises from a desire to escape the present world. 1.2647 0.03938 136 101 34 1
1689 I told you we should increase the cheese budget 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1690 Really learned how to do this from asking ChatGPT? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1691 I don’t think we should mention it. It might skew the results of that really hopeful erectile dysfunction drug trial. 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1692 I caught this one at the Vatican 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1693 I think they caught him in Little Italy. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1694 Interesting work, but derivative. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1695 I think he’s ready for human subjects! 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1696 Amazing! It's really hard to see the little numbers. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1697 Impressive brushwork—but let’s see how he fares in the maze. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1698 Evidently, in the beginning there were rats. 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1699 He's good, but a bit heavy on the red. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1700 The other mice were less impressed 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1701 I alway thought it would have been the turtle 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1702 This one is called Micelangelo. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1703 This proves being left-handed is a sign of genius! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1704 His whisker strokes are just masterful. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1705 It looks like the Mediterranean diet is working. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1706 I thought we named him Micky Mouse, not Micky Angelo. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1707 Who Knew we had a Ratbrandt? 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1708 Now we know why there's a stimulant shortage. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1709 Who named him Mouselangelo? 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
1710 I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1711 I told you he had potential. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1712 A bit of a surprise that Splinter would learn from the masters. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1713 He was bored by the maze. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1714 Why do I keep thinking Rodin? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1715 Should we go with the other one? The greats always die young. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1716 Ok. We can now record the Italian wine is having an effect. 1.2635 0.03995 148 112 33 3
1717 Too bad we used up all the Renaissance artists names on the mutant turtles. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1718 We're getting our paper into Nature for sure. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1719 He's just warming up. Wait'll we let him loose on the subway. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1720 That is amazing! I never thought those two colors would work well together. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1721 And to think we discovered him in the subway 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1722 Wait till the Vatican hears about this 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1723 Do you concur - the double left-brain transplant is a success? 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
1724 He was inspired by a cousin who cooks. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1725 He must be Mouseanglo. 1.2632 0.03853 171 131 35 5
1726 You know, I think it’s even more impressive than his sculpture. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1727 This study abroad program in Rome has done wonders for New Yorker rats trying to move their way up from the sewer life 1.2632 0.05107 133 108 15 10
1728 The experiment was designed to measure their ability to think creatively. 1.2632 0.04119 133 100 31 2
1729 We definitely need to dissect this one. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1730 I thought he was pretty intelligent until he depicted God as a rat. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1731 Looks like nature is more important than nurture. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1732 I would have been proud if he just picked up the crumbs after himself. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1733 Pretty. Call me when he's solving mazes. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1734 The Vatican sent him to us. They captured him in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1735 There's Minnie,I see Mighty and Mickey,oh! is that Ratatouille? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1736 Does it have a deeper meaning? 1.2627 0.04069 118 87 31 0
1737 This should be covered under the ‘side effects may vary’ clause, Eh? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1738 Derivative. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
1739 It's unbelievable....rats can't play trumpets. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1740 And to think she was born under an F train 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1741 Look at what they can accomplish without social media! 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1742 Impressive; but let’s see the caption before making any definitive judgement. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1743 Do you know if Michelangelo was left-handed? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1744 . “Now, let’s remove a right brain to see if we get a mathematician.” 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1745 I thought he'd be sculpting, but whatever. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1746 Now we just have to convince her that there really is a God 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1747 Wow! The cannabis diet has changed everything! 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1748 Well I'll be Julius II 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1749 It figures. All the great painters are southpaws. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1750 'Mickey's' palette is rich, ethereal; his execution, Divine.... 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1751 Wow. He’s like really good. 1.2623 0.04165 122 91 30 1
1752 'We just call him "Mike"' 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1753 I’d say we’re ready for human trials. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1754 I told you Eucharist combined with weed is the key 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1755 Interesting, God looks just like you. 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
1756 He gives new meaning to the phrase “lab rat.” 1.2622 0.03656 164 123 39 2
1757 It’s the Agony and the Extra Cheese 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1758 They say he got the Moderna vaccine… 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1759 Will he work on commission? 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1760 Positive reinforcement wasn’t enough, he needed to be remembered 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1761 Impressive response to the Parmigiano Reggiano. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1762 My kid could do better than that. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1763 Who told him about Michelangelo's technique? 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1764 Very impressive. Now, let’s see how he does with paint remover. 1.2619 0.04243 126 95 29 2
1765 He insists his name is Mice-elangelo 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1766 Sure, but her use of red shows a definite lack of intelligence. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1767 Let's call him Mice-langelo. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1768 Ya that’s a cute painting but look at the quality of the scaffolding he built. Now that’s impressive. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1769 Last night it was 'The Last Supper' until he ate it 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1770 Once that monkey actually typed Shakespeare everyone wants in. 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
1771 Maybe we shouldn't have named him Michelangelo. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1772 Yea, good. Is it a little derivative...perhaps? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1773 He calls it 'What I Did When They Took Away My Exercise Wheel'. 1.2615 0.05070 130 105 16 9
1774 No wonder the pet shop called him mouselangelo.” 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1775 I find it disappointingly derivative. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1776 He just doesn't understand impressionism 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1777 He's drawn Walt Disney in the place of God! 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1778 Most people don't know it but this is how A.I. works. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1779 He said he needs more pthalo blue. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1780 I expected something a little more original. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1781 Will frieze for cheese 1.2612 0.05073 134 109 15 10
1782 The sculptures are just as impressive. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1783 He said he's waiting for his massage. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1784 This just breaks my heart ... not a caption, but existential sadness for lab animals. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1785 So this is the famous Mickey Angelo 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1786 He told me he could either paint or he could spread pathogens. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1787 Oh no, he missed a bit! 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1788 I knew they needed less screen time. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1789 He couldn't cut it in STEM research. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1790 I bet you he draws in the big cheese next! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1791 He calls himself Hamsterangelo. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1792 What an idiot, he's using lead-based paint for his fresco! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1793 He started painting his version of the Sistine Chapel when Cardinal Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI 1.2609 0.04024 138 104 32 2
1794 I wonder what he’d paint if we played Def Leppard instead of Monteverdi. 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1795 This is Michel from Los Angeles 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
1796 We told him Michelangelo actually painted standing up. He said “well I’m a rat.” 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1797 Evidently, this experiment was more successful on mice than it was on turtles. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1798 I used to bring the classroom pet home for winter break when I was young also, but unlike Sarah, I did not attend a Waldorf school. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1799 Ratatangello 1.2606 0.03637 165 124 39 2
1800 WOW, who knew Ozempic had so many benefits! 1.2606 0.04082 142 108 31 3
1801 I think he’s having a Renaissance 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1802 When we named him Michelangelo, I never expected this. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
1803 We asked for something modern 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1804 He got sick of the other ways of testing makeup, and who can blame him? 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1805 But can he sculpt marble? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1806 With his two year lifespan, every stroke is precious. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1807 Look Martha, the brain transplant is working! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1808 Look honey... Same position as you when we created Adam 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1809 So what? He’s not using perspective at all. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1810 It’s amazing what they do when we took their phones. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1811 What a masterpiece of gene editing! 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1812 Honey, it’s the Sistine Ratpel 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1813 We made it harder to get the cheese. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1814 Yes, it's great but he refuses to mate. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1815 Thelma, this proves that AI implants can save humanity from AI! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1816 He is laughing at us out here in the rat race. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1817 It's a bit derivative if you ask me. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1818 It’s titled Queso Fresco. 1.2602 0.04294 123 93 28 2
1819 Test subject seems to be displaying visions not long after injection. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1820 We won't know what it is until he finishes. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1821 Just think, it took an infinite number of monkeys to come up with Hamlet, and we got this on the first try! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1822 I think that he has too much free time. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1823 Shame he has to go back to the lab next week! 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1824 He's doing much better than that ninja turtle. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1825 I guess we misnamed him 'Rodin' . 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1826 I never knew he was Italian. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1827 Ozempic really is a miracle drug. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1828 It's proof ! we have cracked the DiVinci DNA code. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1829 Somehow, the Sistine Chapel doesn't seem so special any more." 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1830 This test subject was given encouragement and excess space in place of the drug or the placebo. 1.2595 0.03995 131 98 32 1
1831 Just think what he'd do if we had more than a few food pellets to give as a reward. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
1832 Look—he’s painting the creation of Mickey! 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1833 He’s developed a God complex. 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
1834 Our psilocybin trials are going exceptionally well. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1835 Italian mice challenge our assumptions.... 1.2593 0.04237 108 80 28 0
1836 This may turn out better than his Mona Lisa 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1837 They’ve entered the Ratessaince 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1838 Honestly, I'm persuaded by this version. 1.2590 0.03866 139 104 34 1
1839 It’s the first church mouse we’ve had. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1840 If this is what two extra food pellets gets us, I say dump in the whole bag. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1841 Yeah, it looks impressive but it lacks originality. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1842 He prefers Mr. Buonarroti. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1843 While Ratatouille took to culinary arts, our specimen here obviously prefers the fine arts 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1844 He’s elevated from painting by the numbers.” 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1845 The other mice call him Salvador DALL-E 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1846 Well, he's no Michaelango! 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
1847 Nominative determinism or not, 'Mice-elangelo' is still a stupid name. 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1848 Whoa ! I have never seen one like that before? 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1849 Unfortunately, the scientific journals won’t accept it because it’s paint-by-numbers. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1850 A regular mice-chelangelo. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1851 It's a clear stylistic advance from the graffiti he left on the maze last week! 1.2586 0.04263 116 87 28 1
1852 Oh look Marjorie. He made you God. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1853 If he put this much effort finding the cheese in his maze, he'd be a genius! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1854 Yeah, we just had to threaten to excommunicate him and he started painting on his own. 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
1855 Maybe we should convert. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1856 Wait! I want to see if it’s a hand. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1857 I believe its name is Micelangelo. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1858 He sure is an artsy little fella. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1859 New York might be overrun by rats but it’s the the epicentre of the arts. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1860 We’re not sure if it’s meant to be a creation story or a cry for help. 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1861 Wow, is he bored! Let’s get him a little wheel. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1862 He's painting the Sistine Rathole. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1863 Whoa. I did't know mice could be left handed! 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1864 Looks like he's putting his "How To Paint Like da Vinci" correspondence course to good use. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1865 Ten bucks says he paints Satan with whiskers. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1866 There is some merit to binge watching painting shows on PBS. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1867 This is a welcome change from the Dada performance period 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1868 Sure, but can he win? 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1869 I wonder what he'll do if we take hm to the Louvre. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1870 This must have been what it was like before they invented the wheel. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1871 Even after dozens of studies, I had no idea she was left-handed! 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1872 But we can't decide if the spiritual themes are something universal, or just learned behavior. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1873 It's Ratso Angelo. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1874 It’s disappointingly derivative. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1875 We substituted Mozzarella in this week and this happened. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1876 Just wait til you see what he can do in the kitchen! 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1877 Well, I think it’s a mouster-piece. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1878 Proof! Rats believe in God. 1.2574 0.04174 136 104 29 3
1879 Do you really expect me to believe that he got my monitor stand in there all by himself? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1880 We're witnessing a Ratnaissance 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1881 Yup, Still working on the Mousetine Chapel! 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
1882 The Rodent Chapel. Brilliant ! Reminds me of New York City. 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
1883 Absolutely genius! He'll do anything to prove he deserves a room of his own! 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1884 And to think this all began when we gave him a cookie 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1885 We’ll call him, Mice-langelo! 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
1886 The subject has an inherent talent for fresco rarely seen in a rat, but what's with the duck? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1887 If our hypothesis is correct, it will soon quit this, take an office job, and experience lifelong regret. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1888 I told you cage painting was having a renaissance. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1889 He'll never say it, but if we want artistic immortality, we have to lose the lab coats. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1890 Should we be jealous? 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
1891 Lab-grown art will allow so many people to work more. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
1892 It ain't the Sistine Chapel... but pretty good for a rat. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1893 I am not very impressed. Michelangelo painted his ceiling while standing up. 1.2569 0.03785 144 108 35 1
1894 Hi I heard she invented a few things as well 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
1895 It was a stroke of genius naming him "Michelangelo' 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1896 His vision is majestic, but also deeply personal. It's a commentary on the connection between God and rat. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1897 Looks like we have the next Micelangelo. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1898 I hear his brother works in pharmaceutical research 1.2568 0.03728 148 111 36 1
1899 So, that's how he did it...! 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
1900 I still can’t believe he turned the maze into scaffolding. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1901 We still don’t know where he got the brush and the paint. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1902 He thinks Michelangelo is a turtle, and said if he can do it so can he. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1903 The vision of St Gertrude the patron saint of rats. 1.2564 0.04054 117 87 30 0
1904 What's even more impressive is that he carries the pre-Raphaelite gene. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1905 And to think I figured out what he most wanted was scaffolding. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1906 I TOLD YOU there'd be trouble when she askedvfor her own room. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
1907 He says he's not even a painter. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1908 Time to send in the tiny pope mouse to persuade him to work faster. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1909 Interesting..Michelangelo didn't take to bathing either. 1.2563 0.03787 160 122 35 3
1910 I would've thought he'd be more of an impressionist. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
1911 Now he’s just showing off. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1912 Psilocybin certailly fuels creativity" 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1913 He was caught in a trap in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1914 Perfect. Now, let's move on to agony. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1915 I like the details,not so sure about the colors 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1916 Apparently this happens every time we take away the running wheel. 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
1917 we tried to get him to use the wheel, but we find he’s more stimulated by the fine arts 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1918 Really? Mickey was a nickname for Michelangelo? Who knew! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1919 'I think we have cracked the da Vinci code.' 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1920 We are testing this new product called Mickeylangelo 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1921 I swear that was only one milligram of LSD in his water bottle. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1922 Well, he definitely wasn't a control! 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1923 Hypothesis proven. Now let's try zinfandel. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1924 Er, I said I wanted an original RODIN for the university. 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1925 It turns out rodents don’t just spread microbial culture 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1926 We only feed this one fine Italian cheese 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1927 It's nice but the colors seem a bit mousey to me. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1928 I was hoping for one that imitates Banksy. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1929 He’s a real MickeyAngelo! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1930 He designed the scaffolding too. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1931 And she does portraits, too. 1.2556 0.03944 133 100 32 1
1932 He said rats in a maze was old-school so we're trying something new -- art-therapy. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1933 He missed a spot. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1934 This will make a great cover for Good Mousekeeping Magazine. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1935 see? left-handers *are* more artistic . 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1936 It looks like God touching fingers with Mickey. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1937 I had no idea he was watching The Agony and the Ecstasy over my shoulder last night. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1938 He wanted to sculpt, but we told him that he first needed to finish the ceiling. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1939 Ok I’ll admit it- he is improving. 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1940 The psychedelics are really yielding some interesting results.” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1941 Mouselangelo is calling it the Swiss-tine Chapel. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1942 I think this beats the monkeys typing the complete works of Shakespeare thing. 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
1943 Does she take commissions? 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
1944 We shouldn’t have named him Rodin 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1945 Sure, it's impressive... but also a bit reductive, no? 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1946 You should see what he does with marble. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1947 I told you AI was real! 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1948 pig-casso didn't stand a chance against mouselangelo 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1949 Man, what can't ozempic do! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1950 Let's just hope we can recoup the cost of all that food color. 1.2544 0.03564 169 128 39 2
1951 Should we call him "Mikey" for short? 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1952 You know how we know the drugs are working? It's that his brush strokes and shading are subtle, yet imaginative. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1953 What talent! His sculpture of "David" the rat is fantastic. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1954 We should all take these drugs 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1955 I've named him "Mickeyangelo" 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1956 Let's give this one extra diabetes. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1957 Talk about lying down on the job. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1958 Rumor is this one was captured in a Hobby Lobby basement. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1959 He’s no Michelangelo, impressive paintings but his sculptures look like a child’s work! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1960 And to think he’s doing it without pressure from the Pope. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1961 His training was very two dimensional. 1.2542 0.04202 118 89 28 1
1962 She agreed to do it all for exposure and an Instagram promotion. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1963 I thought Mickey was the only one with talent. 1.2542 0.04202 118 89 28 1
1964 He's a rescue from the Museum of Modern Art. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1965 Murids 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
1966 Mousiangelo at work. 1.2541 0.03958 122 91 31 0
1967 He’s even named his cage the Rat-ican. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1968 And this little fellow is our lab's answer to AI. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1969 We're not FDA approved yet, but pretty soon we can have these vitamins hit the shelves for your kids too! 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1970 Better gst a bigger cage and more paint for this one. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1971 And here you can see "Mickey-Angelo" at work. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1972 Just look at him… he’s higher than a lab rat! 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1973 Leonard! You are covering up the solar panel. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
1974 Wait until the Pope hears about this. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1975 He insists we call him, ‘Mickey-Angelo.’ 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1976 It knew that Artificial Intelligence toy would be over the top. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1977 I guess he's a Renaissance mouse..... 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1978 That's very nice work, but unfortunately it's time to go find some cheese. 1.2537 0.03919 134 101 32 1
1979 Well now I get the name 'Mickey-angelo.' 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1980 Hey Terry, the client's here: got a minute? 1.2537 0.04196 134 103 28 3
1981 I can’t wait to see what God looks like! 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1982 The mayor's gonna be upset when we let him know that he's losing the culture war too. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1983 It's a restoration. The original was done during the Black Death. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1984 The Mozart serum is a failure...he hasn't written a single symphony. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1985 Will it be wrong to offer this on Etsy? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1986 He's progressed really quickly. In a few weeks I imagine he will have created his AI replacement. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
1987 Ah, so that cheese was Italian? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1988 So Michelangelo was on LSD after all! 1.2535 0.04052 142 109 30 3
1989 Mice-alangelo, the artist back at work 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
1990 Christ, what an asshole! 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1991 Brushwork has improved, but it's still porn. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1992 I can't remember - did he microdose or did we? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1993 We'll learn more after we inspect thin slices of its brain under a microscope. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1994 Looks like Carl forgot to turn off PBS again before he left last night 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
1995 One rodent's cage, is another's chapel. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1996 Amazing – I’d be afraid of falling. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1997 It's not the Sistine Chapel but don't tell him he's not Michelangelo.. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1998 And we call this one Mickeyangelo... 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1999 At last! We have him thinking outside the box! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2000 The real miracle is that he's able to produce such an expansive and vibrant palette with such a limited diet. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2001 So... does this mean we should keep testing on animals? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
2002 Dr. Skinner would be so proud. 1.2522 0.04251 115 87 27 1
2003 Not a monkey and not Shakespeare but still impressive. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2004 My chicken is jealous. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2005 If 'anthropomorphic' is human centripetal lensing, what would...? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2006 And yet it still hasn't found the cheese 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2007 In his Creation fresco, God's hand was holding a syringe. 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
2008 MOUSECALANGELO?? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2009 Maybe our animal models aren't so medieval. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2010 I’m glad he’s not painting his version of the Last Judgement. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2011 I heard he studied under Michelangelo. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2012 Some do their best work on their backs. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2013 Wait til the Pope sees this one. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2014 Very nice but it’s no Sistine Chapel. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
2015 All those Master Classes really paid off 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2016 We were going for Enlightenment but this is ridiculous. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2017 So this is why New York is so full of scaffolds? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
2018 I might have misspelled it. I actually wanted to inject him with RAT genes, not ART genes 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
2019 His interpretation of “roam” is exquisite 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2020 Now I know who got into our mushrooms. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2021 A bit derivative, but still... 1.2519 0.04104 131 100 29 2
2022 This proves my theory: Michelangelo was motivated by boredom. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
2023 The experimental drug is quite nice. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
2024 He's a real Renaissance mouse. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
2025 Remember to hydrate! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
2026 Our genetic modification is promising. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
2027 Look, he does windows! 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2028 Looks like we've developed our own Mickey Angelo! 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2029 Only the Italian mice exhibit this behavior. 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2030 Note the sublime forepaw-shortening! 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
2031 I gave him the pallet but the teleology is his. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
2032 What did you put in his water bottle Miss Haversham? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
2033 All we had to do was tell him he'd be paid. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
2034 The sky is the limit for him, Sarah. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
2035 I know his work is a bit derivative, but you can’t find better for $12 with the cage and month of pellets included 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
2036 Flowers for Algermouse 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
2037 Naming him Michelangelo was brilliant. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
2038 I said,"Hey what're you working on there, The Creation of Edam?!"and he just stopped talking to me. Like he's above puns. A fuckin' rat! Still, I wish I could paint like that. And the way you look at him. I think about it. I think about it a lot. 1.2517 0.04812 147 121 15 11
2039 So that’s what Mickey’s short for… 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
2040 Micro dosing mushrooms works 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
2041 Covid changed everything. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
2042 At first we thought Mickey was a minimalist. Who knew? 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
2043 Talented sure, but does it talk? 1.2515 0.03727 163 125 35 3
2044 If he can do this I bet he could invent a better mousetrap. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2045 This could be his best work. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
2046 Rats were the best thing to come out of the Dark Ages! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2047 The Rataissance has begun. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2048 Yes, as suspected, vermin actually seem immune to politics. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
2049 You know... he didn't really lay on his back to paint the ceiling 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2050 He’s been painting since the Renaissance 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
2051 Interesting. He made scaffolding out of his wheel. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2052 That's why they named him Mouselangelo. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
2053 Well, he's no Gary Larson. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
2054 I agree this is interesting, but he still can't paint for beans. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2055 Whatever that is, I want it. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2056 Love to see how well he does the bearded guy. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
2057 Buongiorno Moustro 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
2058 Spilling your eye make-up into the cage turned out to be one of those happy accidents. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2059 Where do you think he learned what clouds are? 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
2060 He is all in on this project, and no future in the lab. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2061 He never got along with the others. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2062 Are you sure the only difference with this rat is that he watched Bob Ross on repeat? 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
2063 Didn’t a pastor, find him sleeping in the pews. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2064 Is it more impressive that he can paint or that he can build a scaffold? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2065 We can rule out he's one of the blind ones. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2066 Isn't it amazing what he'll do for beer? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2067 His name is Mickeyangelo ... and he that swears that mesmerizing ceiling art is the key to a better mouse trap. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2068 I wonder if he does sculpture too. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
2069 Either a Salvador Dalia or a Wittgenstein impressionist. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2070 I fell asleep listening to an audio book about the Sistine Chapel and I woke up to this. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
2071 '"It'd be even more impressive the the work wasn't so derivative." 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
2072 "I call dibs on being his agent." 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
2073 He keeps asking for cappuccinos. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2074 We injected it with Michelangelo's DNA 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
2075 Computer graphics are so real now. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
2076 When he finishes, he gets an extra sip of water. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2077 Tragically, we can't get him to breed. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
2078 Algernon seems more focused since his trip to the Vatican 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
2079 Is this what happens When You Give a Mouse an Cookie? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
2080 He gets to genius every day. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2081 The irony is that the other threeat the pet shop were blind. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
2082 Someone call Pixar, I have an idea for a sequel 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2083 It's the cheese! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
2084 Unsurprisingly the subject matter is all pro-Pfizer. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2085 Its amazing what a lack of media can do. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
2086 We’re going to make a killing 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
2087 You know, it’s kind of underwhelming in person. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2088 In the lab the doctors come and go Talking of Michelangelo. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2089 His Pavlovian response to the dinner bell really took a turn during this ozempic trial. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
2090 This clearly shows mice are of lower intelligence than people. Everybody knows God looks like a human and not a mouse. 1.2500 0.05455 120 100 10 10
2091 - this is going to cut into his maze time 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
2092 RATS is an anagram for the ARTS 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2093 This one's stalling. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
2094 Notice how the Mouse King is reaching out to touch Mickey's finger. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
2095 I heard he's mentoring some turtles, as well. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
2096 After his performance in the maze I knew he was a star. 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
2097 Sure, you can call it art, but it's SO derivative... 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
2098 First ratatouille, now this? 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2099 What about the control group? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2100 Actually he's a much better sculptor. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2101 «We took away his iPad» 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2102 He can dream, but I doubt there’s a Rat Heaven. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
2103 We rescued him from a facility that tested rats with paint. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
2104 And, you thought I was crazy for taking him to the Vatican. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
2105 I really thought the turtle would do it first. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
2106 This is great, but can we get a vertical version for social? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
2107 He’s trying to paint his way out 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2108 He’ trying to tell us something. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
2109 I see that stem cell research has broader applications . 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
2110 I'm going to call him, 'Michelmousimo'. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
2111 We call this little guy Johannes Vermin. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2112 WOW!! A month ago he could only do "spin art" 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2113 Dammit; he had to bring in religion. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2114 Makes me wonder about the thinking he could do outside the box. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2115 Well at least we need to contact the Pope. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2116 Imported lab rats. Who knew? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2117 He came by and blessed the water less than an hour ago. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2118 My five year old can’t do that. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2119 You can see why he didn't belong with the other gerbils. 1.2479 0.04113 121 92 28 1
2120 He's a Renaissance rat! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2121 Just think what he could do for the gazebo. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2122 He was the house mouse in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2123 Quick, give the others some clay to sculpt. 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
2124 I call the platform ratGPT 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2125 PizzaRat has come a long way 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2126 Let's see if he can count to 20 next time. Get the cheese ready. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2127 Nice work-- but very derivative. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2128 Look at him grabbing that brush. I had no idea they could do that! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2129 I can't get this one onto the exercise wheel, all he wants to do is lie around all day on his back. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2130 Would it kill you to be a little more original, Algernon? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2131 We named him"Micelangelo" 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2132 This beats Ratatouille all to hell! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2133 Don’t forget, this week it’s my turn to be Pope. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
2134 Very nice. But it still needs to run the maze. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2135 Dr. Medici, you've done it again. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2136 So, are you saying that the Sistine Chapel may have actually been painted by the Vatican mice? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2137 At least he’s not digging a tunnel & helping the others break out. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2138 Let's not call it "copycat." 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2139 His symbolism is a bit jejune, don't you think? 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2140 Well, yeah, interesting, but the maze took a lot less time. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2141 Even mice believe heaven is nice 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
2142 Micelangelo at work 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
2143 I wonder if he'll do the en suite 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
2144 This CRISPR gene edit has tremendous potential! 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
2145 His god is so tiny. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
2146 Didn’t we name him Angela? 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
2147 "The best genesis of an experiment ever." 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
2148 Oh dear. Marcie, somewhere we've caged a wealthy and powerful mouse Pope. You don't suppose there's a rodent Inquisition? 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
2149 He got a bit carried away after seeing 'The Agony and the Ecstasy'. 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
2150 another overreacher 1.2463 0.03736 134 101 33 0
2151 i'm not changing his cage. this is the sixteenth cage he does that to!! 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
2152 We have ourselves a little Mouselangelo on our hands. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
2153 No, I never read The Secret of Nimh. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
2154 We’re looking at the origins of Disney World. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
2155 Amazing! He mixed Celeste Blue and Turquoise for the sky." 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2156 The kids room could use an update as well. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2157 It’s good, but it’s not great. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
2158 Do you think he's an escape artist? 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
2159 Ah, so this is micro dosing. 1.2459 0.04084 122 93 28 1
2160 Definitely let’s continue feeding her edibles! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2161 Should we have cut out a hole for his tail? 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
2162 I don't know. Maybe this Pope is a okay with nude mice. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2163 Do you think he'd be willing to paint our ceiling when he's done with his? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2164 He's become more expressive, since putting aside his mallet and chisel. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
2165 Will the paint fumes be toxic for our python? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2166 It’s his masterwork, “The Creation of Edam.” 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2167 He really puts the R, A, and T in 'art'... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2168 He says it's better for his anxiety than the wheel 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2169 Cute, yes. Michelangelo, no. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2170 I refuse to stand idly by and let AI take this away from him! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2171 Now let me try the "Leonardo pill" 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2172 Do you think he knows the pope too? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2173 Now try turning off 100 gecs and see what happens. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2174 How many labs you know can say they have a Buonarrati? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2175 He got a paint-by-numbers set for his birthday 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2176 Such a gifted family! Her brother is a chef! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2177 I wonder what the Big Cheese will look like 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2178 I think I’m starting to feel it 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2179 As you can see, our Mice-elangelo is much more promising than those monkeys across the hall in the Shakespeare lab. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2180 She's mousy, and yet. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2181 After COVID isolation,Specimen #19 only wants meaningful,satisfying work. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2182 Watching “Ratatouille” pushed him to pursue his dream of being another Michelangelo. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2183 'Well, it seems to have stopped him smoking.' 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2184 That must really be hard on his spine. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2185 Mouselangelo's Creation 1.2450 0.03755 151 116 33 2
2186 "He's trying to be Mickeyangelo!" 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
2187 It may not be a masterpiece, but it beats joining the rat's race. 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
2188 It’s an improvement, but will the scaffolding ever come down?” 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
2189 We definitely gotta stop our experiments with LSD 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
2190 He's on a diet of Parmesan and Grana Padano cheese. 1.2449 0.03812 147 113 32 2
2191 Rats celebrate New Years early. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2192 This subject was dosed with student loan forgiveness. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2193 Well how do we disclose THIS particular side effect?! Ya know what, I’m just going to put “may cause artism.” 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2194 The claim is that he had an epiphany on the luge run at Lake Placid. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2195 Almost seems a shame to blind him with cosmetics. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
2196 He's painting the cistern ceiling. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
2197 Love how he uses the angled brush for the clouds. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
2198 Not five minutes before you got here he fell off the scaffolding after sticking his finger in his butthole and smelling it. 1.2444 0.04872 135 111 15 9
2199 It seems his talent for fine art is even more developed than his ability to sew lab coats! 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
2200 Oh come on, we can move now. It doesn't look anything like us. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
2201 I knew that I shouldn't have named him Michelangelo! 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
2202 He’s no Michelangelo, but he doesn’t have the life expectancy to take his time. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
2203 I wonder why all its characters are centered around rats? 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
2204 Michaelratalo! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2205 It's encouraging 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
2206 I heard his apprentice Michelangelo is a turtle. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2207 It would be finished if he had used the roller. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2208 An unexpected side effect of naming him Michelangelo 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2209 The real miracle was finding the tiny paint brush. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2210 Did someone put weed in his feed? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2211 Gloria, tell me that's not proof of the Michelangelo gene! 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2212 somehow I knew this one was gay 🌈 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2213 He goes by Michelangelo Buona-rat-i. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2214 But how did he build the scaffolding? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2215 The meds aren’t curing anything, but maybe the church will fund us. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2216 Forget the NIH—let’s submit our next grant proposal to the NEA. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
2217 He used to live in the Vatican, so now he thinks that every ceiling has to be painted. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
2218 It's good we got rid of the wheel... 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
2219 He specializes in oil on plastic. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2220 Now I understand why he’s calling it the Ratican. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2221 Sure, he’s a good painter, but his work is derivative. He’ll never be an artist. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
2222 C'mon man, that's plagiary! be creative! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2223 DAMN! Just like you've always said! God really IS a mouse! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2224 Forget about the Sistine Chapel! We've just successfully edited and spliced Michelangelo's artistic gene! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2225 I guess art education really is important. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2226 It started when I called him Michelangelo 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
2227 When did he read the Bible? 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
2228 He said his name is Leonardo, but I always thought Leonardo was a ninja turtle. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
2229 Rats imagine they have friends too?! 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2230 Where dud he get the material for that scaffolding? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2231 Look at this fucking rat, yo 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2232 Unbelievable- all of that from drinking the kool-aid. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2233 He is truly the Renaissance Mouse. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
2234 'If you starve them, the work really does get better." Claire David Los Angeles, CA 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2235 I heard he’s been working on that for 120 rat years. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2236 I agree the technique is admirable, but isn’t the theme rather cliched? 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
2237 Ha! He thinks God made rat in his own image. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2238 Look at this, it’s amazing he’s using egg yolks to bind the pigments. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2239 All we waned is for him to go through the maze. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2240 She overheard me telling the caretaker that the sealing needed to be improved in that tank. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2241 I guess we shouldn't have named him Michelangelo 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
2242 When I called the Vatican they weren't interested, said their mice had moved on from ceilings...... 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2243 The Michelangelo gene! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2244 Yeah I see the trumpet but where's the trompe l'oeil? 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2245 You know. I think Tolman was onto something there.... 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
2246 Unfortunately, no one has figured out how to explain to him that it's all gonna wash off when we clean the tank. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
2247 It's totally derivative, another failure. 1.2426 0.04839 136 112 15 9
2248 His residency started last month, he’s on sabbatical from the sewers below the Vatican. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
2249 His manager, the hamster says this is an art installation. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
2250 That ozempic has amazing side effects! 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
2251 interesting-but derivative 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
2252 I thought Michelangelo was a ninja turtle. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2253 I still just can’t get over that he’s a lefty! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2254 The Agony and the Amphibian 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
2255 I think that mouse heard about a thousand monkeys at typewriters. 1.2424 0.03896 132 101 30 1
2256 I really wish we didn’t have to put this rat down. This painting is incredible. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
2257 Let's focus on the experiment: magic mushrooms. 1.2424 0.03896 132 101 30 1
2258 We call him Mouscleangelo 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2259 We have finally created a rodent Michelangelo!! 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
2260 Lucky we named him Michael. 1.2422 0.03960 128 98 29 1
2261 Mice Al Angelo 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
2262 Too contemporary. Next time, more cocaine. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2263 He's not even a Catholic or an Italian. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2264 So it’s true—life imitates rat. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2265 He will forever be known as the artist who painted the Swiss Cheese Chapel 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2266 Side effects include a fine arts scholarship. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2267 B.F. Skinner, come and kiss my ass! 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2268 We should have switched to Gruyère earlier. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2269 This “Rodin” is going in a whole new direction! 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2270 His masterpiece is the Garden of Edam 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2271 The trick is mozzarella. A hell of a lot of mozzarella. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2272 When he’s finished, I’m going to feed him to my snake. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2273 Now I can shift my focus back to monkeys at typewriters. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
2274 Our DaVinci DNA injection seems to be working. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2275 Well, we did name him da Vinci 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2276 We had a monkey in last week who typed 'Hamlet'. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2277 He's good, but no Michelangelo 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2278 I just knew naming him Michael was a good thing 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2279 When in Rome... 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2280 Yeah, but I'm worried about the nudity. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2281 We thought playing Classical music would make them calmer, but we didn’t expect to kick off a Renaissance… 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2282 This doesn't happen when you push every rat toward STEM education 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2283 100ml Montepulciano, daily for past 45 days 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2284 He marches to a different piper. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2285 these are the effects of the mind expanding drugs two hours later 1.2414 0.03990 116 88 28 0
2286 Back to the mousetrap drawing board. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2287 Looks like he's finally finding his niche. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
2288 After years in search of the elusive Master Splinter gene, they unwittingly stumbled upon the Michelangelo gene, instead. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2289 We switched his lunch to mozzarella this week. 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
2290 The art store was completely out of flesh-colored oils. Luckily, he doesn’t need any. 1.2414 0.03990 116 88 28 0
2291 I can't believe we thought Michelangelo was a turtle this whole time. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
2292 Who knew animal testing could come to this? Time to feed the others the edibles. 1.2411 0.03885 141 109 30 2
2293 Not bad considering she’s color blind 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
2294 Yes,I believe he’s been taking the Roofies 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2295 I don't have the heart to tell him that his expected lifespan is far less than 4 years. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2296 I think it’s God creating cheese. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2297 Was hoping for something more original 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2298 A semester of studying abroad and now he thinks he’s Michelangelo 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2299 Pfft…Derivative. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
2300 This is the one Neuralink hasn't killed yet. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
2301 Call the Pope again- ask if he’s ok with this one 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
2302 We’ve been microdosing them with psychedelic mushrooms 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
2303 Are you sure that you didn’t promise him extra cheese, Dr. Angelo? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2304 Let’s try French cheese next. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2305 Now which gene did we insert in this one? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2306 And we’re sure we didn’t ingest the drugs. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2307 If you think that's good you should see what he can sculpt from a block of cheese 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
2308 A Hubble Blind study. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
2309 This rat will do anything to get that sculpting commission. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
2310 You should see his ninjitsu 1.2406 0.03871 133 102 30 1
2311 Did you observe - he is left-pawed. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
2312 I prefer a hamster wheel. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2313 His turtle buddy isn’t bad either 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2314 Rodin could work faster if I were to flip his cage upside down. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2315 I told your mother to give him a wheel for his birthday, not anything messy or noisy! 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2316 Four out five doctors recommend mouse music to put you to sleep. 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
2317 The girl in the pet store said this one named “daVinci” was special and worth the extra $20. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2318 Our Bob Ross experiment is showing unexpected results 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
2319 I think we're all giving Michelangelo more credit than he may deserve. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
2320 Looks like Michelangelo’s genes have jumped! 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
2321 She says she owes it all to Bob Ross, but I'm sure she's had other influences. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
2322 I thought Michelangelo was the turtle, not the rat... 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
2323 Is that my hand with extended finger or yours? 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
2324 He said that he expects it will increase the resale value significantly 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
2325 Leonardo da Rodent painting Sistine Chapel Cage 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
2326 Well, this is going a lot better than the monkey and typewriter thing! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2327 We’re trying a maze next to see if we can get a Mondrian 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2328 It appears he's channeling his inner 'Micelangelo'. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
2329 Of course, it is still incomplete. But the absence of God suggests that he is, indeed, learning from us. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
2330 We have a real Mouse-chelangelo on our hands. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
2331 He knows his fate; he calls this The Cremation. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2332 I never knew Mickey was short for Michelangelo . . . 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
2333 That's great and all, but how will he support a family? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2334 Another Micelangelo masterpiece! 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2335 This is just a ruse to give him a can of soup. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2336 He is exploring the realms of transcendence. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
2337 He started with painting by numbers."" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2338 It’s really him. Micealangelo. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
2339 Looks like the "magic" mushrooms are having an effect. Let's go see how the monkeys are doing with their typewriters. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2340 Look Nancy, The Sistene Chemistry Lab has created a Micealangio! 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2341 ‘’I never thought we’d see him laying on his back.” 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2342 Don't be fooled. It's Paint-by-Numbers. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2343 I told you naming him 'Picasso"'was a mistake. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
2344 I never thought that gene splicing would lead to this 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2345 You're right, he does look a bit like Charlton Heston. 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
2346 But it's so derivative. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
2347 Nobody tell him he's the control group. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2348 We didn't see any unusual behavior until we tried adding a little grated pecorino romano and some prosciutto from a lab tech's lunch. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
2349 He calls it The Creation of Ratam. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
2350 And he has his own creation story 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
2351 And all this time I thought he'd just gone belly-up. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
2352 Even more amazing, he's a southpaw. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
2353 Given enough time, a hypothetical rat painting at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Michelangelo's Masterpieces 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2354 Call Pfizer, and the Smithsonian. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2355 I always thought angels looked more like birds. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2356 The pet shop didn’t have the wheel! 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2357 It's Micelangelo ! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2358 He wants a low-fat cappuccino. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2359 He was a finalist on America Got Talent 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2360 welp, atleast the rat were about to consume was a good painter 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2361 A mouse version of heaven! Touching. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2362 He's a different breed. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
2363 Are you sure that was a placebo? 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
2364 Here comes God and Adam Rat! 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
2365 Hopefully he raises mutant ninja turtles one day. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2366 See, he was just bored with that running wheel. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2367 Looks like Mickey and Minnie at The Creation. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2368 Templeton’s hidden talent 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2369 There's no way...did he copy and paste? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2370 If one of these mice builds a cathedral we’re gonna need a new lab…. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2371 Honey, I told you we should order the cage with a cathedral ceiling.” 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2372 Well they do say rats are elusive. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2373 I think we should name him Mouseangelo 🖼️ 🎨 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2374 It's great that we isolated the gene for artistic genius, but I was looking for the one that causes Republicans to think shutting down the government every two months will make America great again 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
2375 I just thought naming him Michelangelo was cute. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
2376 The Prevargen is working! 1.2385 0.03908 130 100 29 1
2377 I just thought he would have a better use of color. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2378 This is so much cooler than the monkeys typing Hamlet! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2379 This IKEA furniture is really holding up 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
2380 Do you believe in reincarnation now? 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2381 I wasn't expecting naming him Mouselangelo to have such an impact on his behaviour. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2382 Mousealangelo at it again. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2383 He did far better work on The Last Supper. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2384 This maze is more of a metaphor. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2385 I dunno. It's pretty derivative. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2386 And this is the one that keeps going for the cocaine. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2387 The psilocybin group took a surprising turn once they heard Pink Floyd. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2388 Oh, anybody can paint by numbers. But disassembling a maze and building a scaffold out of the parts, that’s impressive. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2389 He’s almost finished. Then what? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
2390 After this painting's done, he'll want wall space. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2391 Since he retired he stopped cooking and started painting 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2392 He calls it “The Creation of Mickey. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2393 I told him, “the sky’s the limit!” 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2394 Say what you will about Rat-Christianity, but it inspires great art. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2395 Not the result I expected when testing cosmetics. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2396 We are observing the creation of a Mouseterpiece! 1.2374 0.03622 139 106 33 0
2397 I think he heard about the monkeys next door working on Shakespeare. 1.2374 0.04031 139 109 27 3
2398 After those monkeys typed out the complete works of William Shakespeare, I thought, "Let's see what this guy can do!"" 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2399 let's wait for the handshake before we release 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2400 He said he's doing it to honor the 'Big Cheese' 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
2401 Not bad. Let’s see how he does versus Dall-E 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2402 If he can cook, I'm getting a divorce. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
2403 Is that God’s hand reaching out to a rat’s paw! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2404 Julius II took away Michael Angelo's exercise wheel too! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2405 If you think this is amazing, you should see his sculptures! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2406 I will call him Mousieangelo. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
2407 I knew you shouldn't have named him Michelangelo! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
2408 Just wait until people hear about this new Ozempic side effect! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
2409 Rattaello has been at it all morning 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
2410 I’m glad we got her interested in art early! 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2411 Yup, that's our little Micelangelo. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2412 I don’t have the heart to tell him we said “sixteen.” 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2413 ...and this one we just accidentally gave some edibles to. 1.2368 0.03999 114 87 27 0
2414 How will we deal with the tourists? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2415 He likes this position instead of the whiteboard 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2416 Look how meticulously and lovingly he renders the teeny, tiny spark between the finger of God and Adam's outstetched paw...! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2417 Last month he built a unicycle. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2418 Remi’s been consumed by the cistern chapel. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2419 He's painting a micesterpiece. 1.2364 0.04069 110 84 26 0
2420 “We put LSD, spaghetti, and wine in this one’s meals.” 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2421 Well, that settle's it. His name has to be Michaelangelo" 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2422 It seems the ecstasy is overpowering the agony tonight. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2423 The fruit fly lab is screaming 'fake art.' 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2424 Such a great idea to spike his water with LSD! 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
2425 When Angelo asked for the scaffolding and paints I had no idea he would turn out to be a copy cat… 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
2426 You see, they also have mythologies 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2427 This one is called “Mouse-iah.” 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2428 And so the career of Banksy began... 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2429 And we’d thought he was an atheist. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2430 Before we take total credit for this tell me how he got the paint and scaffolding. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2431 We decided to infuse the rat’s left hippocampus with delusions of grandeur. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2432 He goes by @Michelmouselo on Instagram. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
2433 Human progress at its best… I wonder if Iain remembered to buy cheese” 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2434 If this what Mouselangelo can do, I hate to see Moussolini is doing. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2435 No, no medications, we just let him watch unlimited TikTok. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
2436 Now I know why we shouldn't have named him Angelo 1.2361 0.03551 144 110 34 0
2437 He wants his belly rubed. It's your turn. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
2438 Great, now I need to start cleaning the lids on these things too? 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2439 He's Italian 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2440 Once the monkeys wrote the works of Shakespeare, it was only a matter of time… 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2441 If you're impressed by this experiment, wait until you see the 'Mickey' he just carved out from a block of marble!" 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2442 Meh. I've seen better. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2443 Specimen A spent six months painting this. It's his life's work. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2444 It seems the trials for increasing creativity has been a great success. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2445 This one really goes the extra mile for cheese. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2446 He's a descendent of da Vinci. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2447 Yes, it is possible that he is overqualified for the maze. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2448 It's the lab rat that we're seeking!!! 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2449 They said his name was 'Micky-something. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2450 things really picked up after we increased the parmesan commission. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2451 Call him Auguste Rodint. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2452 I don't see us in the painting yet. 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
2453 Mouseangelo is back at work ... 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
2454 You should see what he painted during mating season. 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
2455 Just imagine what a room full of rats could do! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2456 The study was designed to see if CBD in the rat's food would result in more creativity than in the rats in the control group. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
2457 Look, he's painting The Creation of Adam's Animals! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2458 This is neoclassical, not Rococo — looks like we're gonna have to kill another one. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2459 Finally we have proved that reincarnation is real 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2460 We’re working on a whole genetic strain of Mark Rothke’s. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2461 His name is Algernon. 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2462 And he wants to be called Mouseangelo now 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2463 I’d be more impressed if he were standing at an easel like a real artist. 1.2353 0.03797 136 105 30 1
2464 Who knew we could breed a Mousecelangelo? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2465 Did we do an Ancestry.com search on the stem cell donor? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2466 I don’t think we can afford the diet of magic mushrooms that this one needs. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2467 How much do you think we could get for it on eBay? 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
2468 No wonder why I just received a cease and de Sistine order! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
2469 No,no,no! I said let’s try to get him to keep his cage in Pristine condition… 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2470 Look. the next Mickeyangelo! 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
2471 Day 38: Mouselangelo’s painting the Squeekstine Chapel. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
2472 Not just the brush control, but the use of color. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
2473 It's just another case of life imitating art. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
2474 He was a total washout in the maze, 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
2475 Such beauty and sensitivity from one with such a troubled and difficult past. They say he used to be an attorney. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
2476 DMT is a heck of a drug, this mouse has never been outside 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2477 Who’s gonna tell the pope? Apparently reincarnation is a thing after all 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2478 Nice. But I'm pretty sure it isn't true. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2479 And to think when I saw him, he was just schlepping a slice a pizza down the the subway steps. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2480 She's already been commissioned to paint the ceiling in the foyer. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2481 Very impressive, but break's over. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2482 His eye-hand coordination is pretty good, but thematically he's quite conventional. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2483 He’s reinventing the wheel 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2484 How much cheese is this going to cost us? 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2485 Remarkable that he's painting. Disappointing that he's so bad at it. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2486 He's taken our research program to a whole new level. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2487 And here I thought Michelangelo was a turtle.” 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
2488 Ratatouille: Starry Night 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
2489 All I did was feed him Parmigiano-Reggiano yesterday. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
2490 …and this one comes to us from Ratican City.” 1.2344 0.03919 128 99 28 1
2491 What a mouse. MickieAngelo. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
2492 Yes, the Michelangelo gene seems to have been found 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
2493 This is surprising. I always thought Michelangelo was a turtle! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
2494 Don't worry, little guy. A.I. won't take your job. -Lydia Kozlowski 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2495 We do have a Micelangeo here! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2496 He’s filed a worker’s compensation claim for back strain. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2497 Many call him a genius. I'd say this ratifies it. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2498 Welp, that explains who accidentally received the Renaissance serum. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2499 How did you find a brush that size? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2500 No idea how much longer. He’s been at it forever. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2501 In this economy, it's hard to be supportive of his life choices" 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2502 Can I have whatever he’s having? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2503 Who knows where he got the art supplies, that's part of his genius. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
2504 Look at our little Mouseangelo. 1.2340 0.03851 141 110 29 2
2505 Ratatatat. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
2506 Sure art is long, but how long? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2507 You think he used ChatGPT 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2508 When will it be finished? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2509 Note how the mouse doesn't care if paint drips on its fur. Such unclean creatures. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2510 I thought we had him in the Picasso injections. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2511 The psychedelic trial looks promising 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2512 It's amazing what they will do for a little bit of cheese. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2513 No wonder he was only motivated by mozzarella cheese. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2514 This may be the Genesis of something new. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
2515 I know why the caged mouse paints. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
2516 Good thing we still test paint on laboratory mice. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
2517 I can only come to one conclusion, I’m lazy. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
2518 He always does this 12 minutes after consuming the edibles! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
2519 He is very talented but I think the kids would prefer a hamster wheel. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2520 LOOKS LIKE HE GOT BORED WITH THE MAZE 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2521 Hey, it's classical—what kind of reward was he offered? 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
2522 They're going through their ratnaissance 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
2523 I read about his difficult relationship with the pope mouse. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
2524 I fed him angel cake and let him watch the history channel 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
2525 It appears all creatures can be sparked by the Divine Spirit. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
2526 His perspective is superb, but he appears to be color blind. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2527 Maybe we should name him Micealangelo 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2528 I’m just making it beautiful to pass the time while I think of a glorious way to bust through it. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2529 We found him in Las Vegas at Cesar’s Palace. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2530 …And wait until you see his sculptures. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2531 Let's let him finish before we dissect him. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
2532 You should see his nude sculpture of Mickey Mouse. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
2533 Do you think we should encourage him to balance his days by spending at least a little time in his exercise wheel? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2534 He's running low on egg whites, Marybeth. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2535 Well, he Is from Italy! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2536 Mushrooms. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2537 That's way too niche. Especially for industry-funded research. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2538 He's a real Renaissance rat. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2539 He’s also naming all the mouseketeers. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2540 Imagine the possibilities if we named the other study mice Einstein, Leonardo and Mickey. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2541 She has no computer access, no cell phone, but the packages keep arriving. At first just crayons, but each month she steps it up a notch. Absolute mystery how she does it. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2542 This is what happens when you take the fluoride out of the water 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2543 .. And after this he plans to be the forth blind mouse 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2544 Ever noticed how a ‘rat’ is just an ‘art’ project gone rogue?” 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2545 This rat was injected with an experimental anagram serum. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2546 I'm curious to see how he signs it, as we never gave him a name." 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2547 Science isn’t there yet, but creating a mouse named ‘Mickey’ from Michelangelo's DNA is an impressive start. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
2548 He was caught in the Sistine Chapel two weeks ago. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2549 They found this one's nest in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2550 And you said if we gave them religion it would be all bad. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
2551 Very surprising...left-handedness in mice is so rare. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2552 And here’s one of our volunteers for the long-term adderall study.” 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2553 I just remembered, we have an appointment with a Realtor. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2554 Honey...we finally bred a left-hander! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2555 I think it’s cruelty-free makeup from the rabbit cage. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2556 Incredible! And what happens if you give it cheese? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2557 Our artist-in-residence program is really under-rat-ted! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2558 Pet-ronage of the Arts. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2559 …so we started by giving him a reinforcer every time he looked in the direction of the brush. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2560 Now I regret naming him Elon 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2561 Miceterpiece or Masterpiece? That’s the Question! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2562 Who knew mice had such divine inspiration? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2563 Pope Ratius II will love it! 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
2564 A phenomenon for sure, but I'm worried our professor will be upset that the interpretation of God doesn't resemble him. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2565 I'm calling it "The Creation of Cheeses." 1.2320 0.03791 125 96 29 0
2566 If only he'd do something productive like running on a wheel. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2567 If we can just keep him painting, He'll make us more than Mighty Mouse. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2568 Would you like one that can sculpt instead? 1.2320 0.03957 125 97 27 1
2569 All the turtle did was start using nunchucks 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2570 This little creationist has a beef with our science. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2571 Great. She's the third one this week telling us we're nothing special. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2572 Move over AI. The rats shall inherit the earth. 1.2320 0.03957 125 97 27 1
2573 I'll show the world, Micky Mouse has nothing on me, for my name is Micky Michelangelo. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
2574 Getting the paint was easy. But I had to special order the rat scaffolding. 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
2575 Looks like allowing them to roam freely in the Sistine Chapel for centuries has finally produced results! 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
2576 The printing is impressive, but what really gets me is how he made the scaffold out of his wheel. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
2577 Atta boy Mickey! 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
2578 He is a species from Italy. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2579 We already have a turtle named Michelangelo. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2580 Quick! Get me a thousand monkeys and typewriters! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2581 OK, you were right about the infinite rat theorem. But what do we do with all these other rats now? 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
2582 I guess we've found the 'mouse-terpiece' everyone's been squeaking about. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2583 Have you seen the monkey-typewriter section? 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
2584 I think she's mocking us for caller her "Michelangelo". 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2585 ...I'm afraid we'll need some more of that Tiepolo's DNA... 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2586 It all started with a paint by numbers kit. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2587 I'm surprised how much weight he's gained since we took away the treadmill. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2588 The only thing missing is the big cheese. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2589 Quick! Call the Rat Czar 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2590 It's paint-by-numbers, but still..." 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
2591 ahh… genius… if only she were a man… 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
2592 Between this and A.I. I don't think there's much need for human artists anymore 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2593 I’m glad you named him Michelangelo instead of Stinky. 1.2308 0.03804 143 112 29 2
2594 Look at Mice-langelo go! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2595 His name is Mickeyangelo. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2596 It appears the drug is creating an identity crisis rather than treating it. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2597 Yet he couldn't figure out running in the wheel. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2598 Do we all have to paint lying on our backs like Tom?, 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2599 I wonder if he knows the boa is hungry? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2600 It all started after we switched the cheddar for some Parmesan Reggiano. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2601 We agreed a scale of 1/16" to 1' would be sufficiently accurate. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2602 Good idea to put giardiniera on his Italian beef sandwich. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
2603 It's fine as long as God has a lab coat. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2604 The Rat Pope is going to love this. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2605 I’m glad to see incarceration has made his time inspirational. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2606 Next let’s see what happens if we give some typewriters to the monkeys. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2607 For this test we mixed two parts espresso with three parts magic mushroom. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2608 I think he has ADHD. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
2609 The Renaissance rat and cheese scented oils are a huge breakthrough! 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
2610 Savant syndrome explains the painting. It's the 40-hours of "Fall Prevention and Supported Scaffold" training certificates that keep us puzzled. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
2611 If this inspiration lasts more than four hours, call a priest.” 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2612 He's calling it "The Rats' Judgment." 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2613 I guess he was paying attention to that painting class I had on TV. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2614 This one got a lot from seeing the work of Michelangelo. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2615 Funny, Michelangelo was also a lefty! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2616 This one is terrible at mazes. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2617 Well, to be fair, you did name him Mouselangelo. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2618 I don't think this will fly with the F.D.A., they're more into the realism movement. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2619 What the hell's in that water bottle? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2620 Michelangelo of the Rats! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2621 I wish he would just build a better moustrap. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2622 She draws what she knows. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2623 Cute. But using tempera? I thought acrylics were all the rage these days. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
2624 He’s two cherubs away from the cheese. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
2625 I am so glad we decided against 'Squeak'. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
2626 This is what they do for a Costco cheese platter. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2627 He should do graffiti for the maze 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
2628 Well done. Now should we tell him that the real ceiling is 500 square meters? 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2629 The pope has requested a meeting with him. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2630 This must be a Grand Central resident artist 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
2631 Looks like the embedded AI chip has promise. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2632 No, but this is my point: It is the only way for us to find out about a rat's perspective on cosmology. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2633 Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2634 Well the dementia wasn't cured, but the hallucinations did get more constructive 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2635 I believe that their day will come .Perhaps sooner rather than later ! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2636 Must be Catholic. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2637 I don’t understand. He is from the “control group”. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2638 The control subject is still only painting by numbers. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2639 What a lazy rat. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2640 It's great work, but you should have seen what he did at the Cistern Chapel. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2641 And they said watching Bob Ross was a waste of taxpayer money. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2642 Said he was inspired by Cheesus! 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2643 We showed this one ratatouille and it must’ve felt inspired. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2644 Let's see what happens when he gets to the hands. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2645 We put that platform there for Mike to satisfy his artistic cravings. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2646 Oh God, I heard rats have imagination, but who in the hell gave these guys my orchestrations for Bolero... 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
2647 I think he needs a bigger box. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2648 A unique theology here. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2649 And this is our newest development at OpenAI! 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2650 Definitely over engineered. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2651 The rat is already celebrating his inauguration. 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
2652 Just wait 'till you see his Pieta! 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2653 Oh, him? That's Rembrat. He was part of the hero's dose of psilocybin trial. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2654 I’d like to see what he does with a block of marble next. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
2655 So much for our new and improved mousetrap. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
2656 Micelangelo, an archetypal renaissance rodent. Here he is on his 10th day of quarantine putting the finishing touches on the vaccine chapel. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
2657 He's evidently the rare Rattus buonarroti. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2658 But I thought Michelangelo was a turtle! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2659 His latest escape is purely artistic. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2660 This one was fed a diet very heavy in Parmigiano Reggiano. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2661 He's growing as an artist. This is much more nuanced than the rat poop Pieta. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2662 I think it came from someplace near Rome. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2663 Mikey took our Renaissance pill #1541. I’m putting that in the win column” 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2664 Impressive, sure, but I commissioned a reproduction of the Mona Lisa. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2665 I told you, naming it Micelangelo would have an effect on him. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
2666 Mouseangelo insisted on painting the ceiling. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2667 ‘A great example of Early Rodent Art’ 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
2668 I hate to tell him that he's moving to a different cage tomorrow. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
2669 He calls it The Creation of Cheese. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2670 So this settles it. Ratangelo himself -- not his assistants -- has been doing the work. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
2671 Are you going to tell him, or should I, that the drug's effects will wear off in 15 minutes? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2672 The Waldorf maze seems to be working 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2673 Just so darn passe'. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2674 I know he said one of his turtle friends was Michelangelo, but I didn't half believe him until now. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2675 It’s not really that impressive in-person. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2676 Impressive. But wouldn’t the hole in the corner be an easier escape? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2677 When he said his name, I assumed it was “Rodin” and not “Rodent” said with an overdone French accent. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2678 Wow! That was just one hit! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2679 Now I know why you wanted to name him 'Mouseyangelo.' 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
2680 Of course mice have no color perception. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2681 This is the test subject that shocks us. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2682 Oh my God that’s amazing!” “I dunno kinda derivative, and the composition leaves something to be desired. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2683 Is that peanut butter and jelly? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2684 Amazing, yeah. But should see Micealangelo." 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
2685 Uh oh .. he's using acrylics .. we need to switch him back from Asti Spumante to Chianti. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2686 Perhaps we shouldn't have named him Michealangio 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2687 At least it's not pornographic. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2688 Engineering prowess and spectacular use of perspective aside, how do you think Algernon made the paint? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2689 Who would have thought misspelling "pellet" could lead to this? 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
2690 What else could he possibly need—ibuprofen? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
2691 He’s no Da Vinci, but those are master strokes. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2692 He really took us naming him 'Mousealangelo' to heart. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2693 Just last week he was painting by numbers. 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2694 Bad art but big ego. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2695 It’s Mice-chelangelo 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2696 I told you last time , include the dome on the ceiling of the test box . #newyorkercartoons 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2697 Another step in evolution. . . it's not even paint by numbers! 1.2276 0.03796 123 95 28 0
2698 Sure, call it derivative but ask yourself--how'd he build the scaffold? 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2699 Replacing his chisel with a paint brush made all the difference. 1.2276 0.03796 123 95 28 0
2700 He is the Michelangelo of his breed & is re-creating the Sistine Chapel. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2701 OMG. Three fingers on the old guy reaching out to Minnie! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2702 We ordered nunchuck ninja DNAs but there was a mix up at the warehouse. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2703 Shame to waste this talented signorina on the new pesticide trial. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2704 I really feel guilty about having to clean the cage now. Submitted by Cynthia Wynn (using my dad's – Barry Wynn – New Yorker account) 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
2705 Next, let's force him to watch 'Ben Hur' for a week. Get the little chariots ready. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
2706 I'm calling Reuters once he starts to sculpt in there. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2707 Ahh: Michaelangelo on cheese. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2708 Environmental enrichment for lab animals is increasingly important. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2709 Huh... is that the hand of God reaching out to touch a hamster paw? 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2710 Well, Caravaggio he ain't but then Caravaggio only did one ceiling. 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2711 Hmm... High Maintenance 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
2712 Two cheese gummies. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2713 Sure, he was good at the mazes, but I didn't expect this. 1.2273 0.03816 132 103 28 1
2714 It's not as impressive once you realize it's a paint-by-number. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2715 Lisa,THIS is why we require a security deposit. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2716 Yeah, it's pretty good, Liz, but so derivative! 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2717 Unlike the others, subject M displays no signs of ninja activity. The serum failed. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2718 So THAT'S how he reaches the top. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2719 He was bored with the mazes and the wheels.” 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
2720 The chapel would've been done in half the time if he'd just outsourced some of the work to these guys. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2721 Looks like the Zoo is increasing it’s animal enrichment activities 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2722 Watch, he’s about to paint the big cheese. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
2723 Why would we name him Mike? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2724 By golly you were right! Microdosing with 'shrooms has definitely increased his creativity! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2725 Everyone’s an art critic 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2726 Perfect for feeding to my snake. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2727 We should set up a live cam so we don't miss it when he paints the Rat God giving life to Pizza Rat. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2728 and you should see his cheese sculptures! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2729 That scaffolding is a masterpiece. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2730 They usually just pump iron and run around when we fill the water bottle with espresso. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2731 He really took “Of Mice and Men” pretty seriously. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
2732 Look what je is doing since he is unemployed 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
2733 It looks like Michelangelo was reincarnated as a rat 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2734 I think we've given him enough Adderall this week 1.2268 0.04274 97 75 22 0
2735 Very interesting! He's painting depicts God is a large rat! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2736 Time to get the flowers, Algernon. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2737 I wonder if what we witness is the outcome of the subject's intense silent prayers or cursing at us. Perhaps it is both. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2738 Wait till you see his design for the Ratican! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2739 I think I’ll call him Angelo… 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2740 And that’s just his left hand! 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2741 I just wanted a nice geometric design. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
2742 Did you get rid of the cat? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2743 I'm encouraged! LSD seems to be working. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2744 Leonardo Peratsco is laying down on the job again 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2745 Are you sure you didn't genetically modify these sea monkies? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2746 I think we could have a real mice-langelo on our hands 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2747 Notify the Nobel committee, we evolved pizza rat into Ratelangelo! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2748 Why are all the great artists furries? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2749 I'd call it a pristine scaffold. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2750 This is the one who has been listening to madrigals 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2751 This is actually the LEAST unreasonable research objective this Institute set to secure bipartisan support. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2752 He's dyslexic...thought it was an ART cage. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2753 The agony and the ecstasy doesn’t begin to describe what I’m seeing here. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
2754 What does he mean, “Stop Kibbitzing!”? 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
2755 He claims to be a descendant of the Micelangelo family! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2756 You're right. The kid's got something! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
2757 Is Ed Sullivan still on the air? 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
2758 Looks like we've discovered a treatment for creative burnout! 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2759 He said it's for the chapel in Ratican City. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
2760 I think we could sell these on eBay. 1.2258 0.03940 124 97 26 1
2761 Is Miceleangelo too obvious? 1.2258 0.04103 124 98 24 2
2762 They self-identify as Mice L Angelo. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
2763 Yes, but he's been preparing for this ever since Ratzinger became pope. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
2764 His parents were named Michael and Jello. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
2765 ``Sorry, buddy. A chapel just wasn't in the budget.'' 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
2766 And this one has been given the Caciocavallo 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2767 Sigh…he still won’t pull the left lever. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2768 Wow! No wonder they call him Michelangelo! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2769 Can you believe it? I spend every day with them and I didn't even know it was their Renaissance period... 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2770 Has to be one of the Buonarottis! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2771 I think he is relying on a chemical reaction between damp lime plaster and water-based pigments. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2772 And he’s left handed, too! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2773 I’m worried about him, he’s insisting that I call him Mouseangelo. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2774 Only 500-some years behind us. In less than 100 more, they’ll have their ‘Hamlet’. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2775 Look like I said being an artist isn't that hard. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2776 We shouldn’t have taught him how to read. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2777 Get a load of this! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2778 Alright, let’s bring in the turtles. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2779 It's called 'The Birth of Mice' 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2780 For him, the Last Supper would have been more fitting. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2781 The Sistine Mouse House by Leonard the Mouse 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2782 I guess he had too much on his mind to finish the maze. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2783 Lesser hamsters run all day in wheels 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2784 I asked him, 'Scaffolding?! Why on earth would you need scaffolding?!' Now it makes perfect sense. 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
2785 His artistic talents know no ceiling. 1.2250 0.04802 120 99 15 6
2786 We’re raising him on a steady diet of gorgonzola, parmigiano and pecorino. 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
2787 How angelic! 1.2250 0.03828 120 93 27 0
2788 He's painting "The Creation of Mickey. 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2789 Hey mouseangelo,lights out now - new union contract,y'know... 1.2250 0.04501 120 97 19 4
2790 You should see the dog house. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2791 They said his last one sold for millions 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
2792 I klnew we should have named him Mike. 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
2793 R-A-T…A-R-T! Get it 1.2248 0.03850 129 101 27 1
2794 I prefer Ratphael. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
2795 Still cookin'! 1.2248 0.03850 129 101 27 1
2796 Despite all his paint he is still just a rat in a cage. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
2797 That's how AI does it. Upside down. 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
2798 I told you this one was a genius. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
2799 I named him Mousieangelo 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
2800 Let's see what she can do with a harpsichord. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2801 This work-from-home thing is really growing on him; we’ll never get him to go back to the office. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
2802 The maze could not contain him. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2803 Impressive… but my mouse Leonardo is developing theories on perpetual motion. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2804 We call him Micelangelo. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2805 When I was given this, I thought they said it has rodents skills but they actually said it has Rodin’s skills 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2806 He calls it The Destruction of Man. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2807 Apparently, he wants to call it "Creation of Mickey". 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2808 When I named him Mouseangelo, I never thought he would take it this far. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2809 How much do you think Mickey Angelo would charge to do our ceiling? 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2810 Mice-L-angelo is decorating. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2811 His descendants infested the Sistine Chapel. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2812 New York City's Finest Specimen 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2813 Ya know, it's not half bad. But his color pallet is way off. 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
2814 I didn't give a rat's ass about art until now. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2815 And now you know why gerbils are better than hamsters. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2816 He was slow in the maze too. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
2817 He's the Michelangelo of the vermin world. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2818 He thinks he’s a real Mickey Angelo 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2819 I'm a little insulted he doesn't think I'm his God. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
2820 Infinite Monkey Theorem my ass! 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
2821 No, he’s not the subway pizza rat. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
2822 Do you have any with wallpaper? I am allergic to paint… 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
2823 Wow, he's really put on some weight 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2824 Mickey-langelo, when will you make an end? 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
2825 Another masterpiece by Mickey Mouselangelo. 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
2826 It's called Renaissance Rat. 1.2240 0.04074 125 99 24 2
2827 This one has a much higher adoption fee, obviously. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2828 If you feed him some Ragù alla Bolognese, a glass of Berlucchi followed by an espresso and a gelato, he does this every time. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2829 He has the new AI chip! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2830 I tell people still staring at me in disbelief that if I knew what I was doing, it wouldn't be called lab research. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2831 I see Mouskelangelo is at work painting the sistine cage. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2832 And to think. My cat almost made a meal out of him. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2833 You should see his little naked rat sculptures with their little tiny rat penises! 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
2834 Mickey Angelo is living up to his name 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2835 AI will put him back in the maze, I'm afraid. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2836 These renessaince rats cost more, but they draw circles around the regular lab rats. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2837 They've dubbed it the era of Mice-elangelo. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2838 I still have doubts; Americans will try anything for weight loss, but we can go broke overestimating their desire for intelligence. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2839 Look! It seems he's also producing his own purree. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2840 His twin devoted his life to science “ 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2841 This one has a 4 day work week. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2842 It’s working. He’s ready for phase 2. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2843 Imagine what it would do with a reward of American cheese... 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2844 I call it The Heavenly Tail. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2845 Not bad for only four days work considering it took Michelangelo almost four years. 1.2231 0.03978 121 95 25 1
2846 At least he looks comfortable, but nobody else does it that way. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2847 Curious. Before we took him off the low-fat diet, he only painted still lifes of fruit. 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2848 Those clouds are looking more like cheese. 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2849 ‘Give a mouse a typewriter…..’ 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
2850 It’s rumored that he studied in Little Italy.” Amaud Johnson, Claremont, California 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
2851 Next, let's name the dog Einstein! 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
2852 I belive he’s painting -the fall and the expulsion from the mice trap- 1.2231 0.04147 121 96 23 2
2853 He was, admittedly, one of the members of our earlier cocaine study who nearly snowed himself over... 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
2854 You named him Leonardo? 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
2855 I don't want to upset the apple cart here, but didn't Michaelangelo have opposable thumbs?" 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2856 He definitely likes your scaffold. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2857 Over on the right, he painted a big snake from Hell biting the Lab Director's crotch! 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2858 He spends his nights smoking cigarettes and brooding. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2859 You were supposed to splice in Ninja Turtle. This is no pizza rat! 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2860 Pleased to report that Ratican City is progressing quite well. 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2861 He stays up all night smoking and drinking coffee. He calls it "The Art Life." 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2862 Well, the cheese we fed him did have active cultures... 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2863 I'm glad he finally has his own chapel instead of the subway station downtown. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2864 If people knew this was all A.I. really was, do you think there'd be so much fuss about it? 1.2222 0.04046 126 100 24 2
2865 He’s such a gifted pest neo expressionist! 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2866 He has no idea he’s been trapped. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
2867 'It's time she is giving birth" 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
2868 The Vaccine Chapel 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2869 And I was impressed with that dark portrait of you Lenny in the next cage was working on, Mona. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
2870 It sure looks like we've got a Mickyangelo! 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
2871 I wonder what exactly he saw in that coma. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
2872 He told me the pills were inhibiting him. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2873 Should we call MoMa or the Met? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2874 After this I hear he’ll be carving a tomb out of a block of parmigiana reggiano. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2875 Impressive but we did provide all the raw materials 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
2876 “We rotate them in, next week Trixie will recite the complete works of Hermann Hesse” 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
2877 I thought if we named him Michelangelo, he would start doing ninja turtle stuff… 1.2222 0.04046 117 92 24 1
2878 Ahh, let's splurge and put some pads on the bench 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2879 Remember when we gave that first Painting by Numbers book? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2880 …and this one was fed only mushrooms for three weeks.” 🍄🍄 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
2881 Mouseangelo’s style has vastly improved! 1.2215 0.04134 149 122 21 6
2882 Give a mouse a patron… 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
2883 Wait! Isn’t that the little guy who couldn’t get through the maze? 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
2884 It’s an absolute hampsterpiece! 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
2885 It's the Murine Chapel. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2886 if it wasn't for his back problem this masterpiece would not have existed 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2887 Yes, but he doesn’t know much about the Bible. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2888 He's not leaving much room for the capybara's outstretched foot 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
2889 He is an under-rat-ed painter! 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2890 Fascinating! We've only ever gotten this result with a turtle before. 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
2891 These mice are just different. Maybe if we submit our peer-reviewed results to one of the Italian journals? 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
2892 Perhaps Disney is trying to make up revenue vis a vie DeSantis? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2893 WOW!!! No AI there. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2894 WOW! that's incredible; do you think AI had anything to do with this? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2895 We figure he fled a sinking ship from Italy. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2896 Thank God mice can't fly. Imagine that. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2897 We've finally learned the effect of marijuana on rats. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2898 Strong sense of organization, relentless focus on mission, we proved it: religion works. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2899 Well it ain’t the Sistine chapel 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2900 I think he’s cracked the DaVinci Code. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2901 I figured why not try Ratificial Intelligence? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2902 Let’s go check out the bottom shelf in the pantry. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2903 Yikes! Even the Rats have discovered AI!!! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2904 He's signing it "Mouscelangelo, Sculptor" 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2905 I call him Mouse-elangelo. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2906 Studying the effects of free-range cricket fed rats. 1.2211 0.04280 95 74 21 0
2907 Well, it looks like the Banksy treatment is working. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2908 They say he inspired “The Scream.’ 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2909 He’s left handed like Michaelangelo 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2910 I expected this from our turtle experiment. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2911 Where did you get the pet food this time? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2912 Forget about the monkeys! 1.2208 0.03714 154 123 28 3
2913 He’s doing his take on the Sistine Chapel. 1.2205 0.03859 127 100 26 1
2914 Phase 3 trials for psychedelic therapy are just about complete. 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2915 When he completes this? We're going to auction, baby. Ka-ching! 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
2916 You'd think so, but everyone calls him Splinter. 1.2203 0.04193 118 94 22 2
2917 Its too bad they're color blind. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2918 He started off thinking he was Splinter 1.2203 0.03832 118 92 26 0
2919 Apparently he doesn't know about mousetraps. 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2920 cheers to his sky mural there’s no limit even @ his height. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2921 Oh my gosh! A Mice-a-langelo! 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2922 I'm starting to question who real lab rats are. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2923 Forgrt the monkey with a typewriter, It's now a rat with a paintbrush. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2924 If you think that’s something, you should hear him recite The Divine Comedy in the original Italian. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2925 He now only responds to the name Mice-alangelo. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2926 Oooooh, I know! Let's name him Mouselangelo! 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2927 Yeah, it's no Sistine Chapel, but I get why they call him "Micky Angelo" 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2928 Yeah--but I think his plaster's too dry. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2929 When he's not gooning his thing sicko style, he makes wonderful art. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2930 He’s in his Fresco Era. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2931 Makes you wonder, who imitated whom! 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2932 Of course he made the moon cheese. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2933 He’s in the group that heard Verdi and Puccini while in the womb. He makes a respectable marinara sauce too." —John Pütz Traverse City, Michigan 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2934 left-handed - like Michelangelo 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2935 It’s so surreal. 1.2200 0.04424 150 126 15 9
2936 D’ya think Pixar’s gonna try to sue us? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2937 And I’d show his sketches, but they’re all covered in turds. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
2938 Just how much LSD to you put in his water bottle? 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2939 That’s coming out of his security deposit. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
2940 So this is why he asked for “Jarlsberg yellow” paint. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
2941 He's a regular Micelangelo. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2942 Note the improved creativity after THC dosing. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2943 Who put him up to that? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2944 It's our first successful brain transplant. We used Michaelangelo's DNA. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2945 It started a few days after we took away their cell phone 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2946 If only he could learn to sing karaoke. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
2947 He's got a Michelangelo complex. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
2948 My God! Rats do have imagination! And a knowledge of art history! 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
2949 This is Micelangelo, we found him in the Cistern Chapel. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2950 Mickey Angelo is his ancestor. 1.2193 0.03892 114 89 25 0
2951 I’ll be damned, he’s painting the ceiling of the murine chapel. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
2952 And I thought it was just graffiti it put on the maze walls. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2953 It’s friezing in there. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2954 I’m ashamed to say that I expected something cheesier. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2955 Actually, he was an influence on ALL the turtles 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2956 I think we’ve finally achieved our mousetopiec 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2957 He's really transcended the rat race. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2958 This isn't Splinter, it's Michaelangelo! 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2959 This is a major departure from his earlier exploration of abstract expressionism. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2960 He’s still known for his scaffolding. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2961 He's classically trained. 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2962 When he is finished, we'll move it to Rome and be a tourist attraction. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2963 I didn’t realize naming him Michelangelo would be so prophetic 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2964 The variety of colors in his droppings is truly incredible. 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
2965 My hypothesis is that it’s because he is left handed and from Northern Italy, but how can we prove it? 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
2966 His career as a chef didn’t work out. 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2967 We've done it - the world's first Mouselleangelo! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2968 Tell me, Nurse. Shall we call our mouse Michael, Michele or Micky? 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
2969 I believe the probability on the monkeys and Shakespeare just came down a few factors. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2970 Is that the real Mouselangelo, or is that his apprentice? 1.2188 0.03832 128 101 26 1
2971 We've found that if we put the rodents in lockdown for long enough, they will pick up painting just like us. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2972 Told those kids Michelangelo was a pretty pretentious name for a rat. Just knew it would go to his head! 1.2188 0.04428 128 105 18 5
2973 I thought he was a turtle! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
2974 Actually, I think that’s been done before. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2975 The Agony and the Ecstasy make for a powerful punishment/reward training regimen. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2976 Topo Gigio really is Italian! 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2977 He's painted himself into a ceiling! 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2978 Mice Angelo seems to be living up to his name! 1.2185 0.04798 119 99 14 6
2979 We can't legally call him Michelangelo, but we can probably buy him a pizza. 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2980 So... can we say that reincarnation is true? 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2981 Get your camera 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2982 I can see why you call him Ratson Pollock 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2983 I am not sure about its accuracy 1.2185 0.04329 119 96 20 3
2984 I bet Sullivan fifty bucks that God’s gonna look like me. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2985 I think Timmy would prefer one that can rollerblade. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
2986 It was his idea. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
2987 I'm waiting to see if the spark of life is coming from a guy wearing a lab coat! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2988 Buonaratti 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
2989 A Latitudinal study. 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
2990 He was actually given the placebo but his confidence is sky high now” g 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
2991 Damn. No erection at all. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
2992 I never thought our study would show that psychedelics would have this affect! 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
2993 His use of shading is a bit exaggerated. Otherwise, he's okay. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2994 Let’s see what he can do with some marble next. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2995 If you like that, wait till you see how fast he can run on the wheel! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2996 Apparently there is a rat-way to enter the pearly gates.” 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2997 Sheltering from the Rat Czar. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2998 His DNA traces back to Michelangelo's block cheese. 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
2999 And he thought he wasn't going anywhere. 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
3000 How did it get the material for the scaffolding? 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
3001 I didn’t realize he was gay. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
3002 It’s too bad we already named that mutant turtle ‘Michelangelo’ 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
3003 And he still couldn't get through the maze... 1.2177 0.03893 124 98 25 1
3004 It's not even paint by numbers. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
3005 I guess it’s true. Italians DO do it better. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
3006 Michaelangelo Buonaratty 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
3007 Great, now he's going to start sculpting again. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
3008 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
3009 He’s a rodent prodigy; spent his formative years in Ratican City. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
3010 Do you know 'Three Blind Mice?" 1.2174 0.04056 115 91 23 1
3011 It’s a Mike thing. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
3012 Mama Mia. Get me another wheel of Grana Padano right now. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
3013 Let’s try another rat. This one thinks we want wallpaper. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
3014 I 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
3015 You know the old adage…give a mouse some acid. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
3016 Will people still think its a masterpiece, if we tell them it's paint-by numbers? 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
3017 This is unbelievable! How did he get the scaffolding in there? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
3018 We call this little fella Mice-langelo. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
3019 The other day we found an eaten Gombrich book and now this 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
3020 I believe it’s his renaissance! 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
3021 The lore passed by his ancestors from the renaissance era is astonishingly vivid 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
3022 It makes a lot of sense from his perspective. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
3023 Michaelangelo was a proponent of student diversity and inclusion. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3024 So you are saying we should go with Koko's use of embedded meta-language ... over Willard here? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3025 Now what’s Mikey doin’? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
3026 Ever since his conversion . . . . 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
3027 He came highly recommended by Mrs. Frisby 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
3028 I think he has talent! But my question is: can it be monetized? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
3029 Amazing! I didn't know they made paint sets for mice. 1.2168 0.04454 143 120 15 8
3030 You had to name him Michaelangeo! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
3031 It's a solid effort, but slightly derivative. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
3032 Well, after Angelou taught us why the caged bird sings, it only made sense to figure out why the caged mouse paints… 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
3033 Are we the rich patrons funding Michelangelo? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
3034 Just don’t ask her to get out of a maze. 1.2167 0.03777 120 94 26 0
3035 How did he got so high? Did we gave him the right dosage? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
3036 He’s calling it “The Creation of Edam”. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3037 Looks like Algernon decided to update his view. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3038 RatGPT generates images and text based on the training data we fed him. Unfortunately, everything he creates is about rats. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
3039 incredible! let’s see what happens if we name the next one leonardo da vinci 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
3040 And I thought making sourdough in isolation was a big deal. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
3041 He was from the test group we showed the Bob Ross videos. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
3042 "Think we should tell him, he missed a spot? 1.2162 0.03925 111 87 24 0
3043 It's the "Algernon-Amazon Prime" effect! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
3044 This new experiment to create an even more advanced Rattatoui is remarkable. The only thing is, he's a terrible cook. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
3045 He also sculpts - does wonderful things with human garbage. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
3046 I agree,but find it totally derivative… 1.2160 0.03866 125 99 25 1
3047 Look what the Italian rat hath wrought! 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
3048 I know we don't name our rats, but this one has to be Michael Angelo. 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
3049 He's created those angels in his own image, and they're tooting his horn. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
3050 He calls himself Ratangelo. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
3051 Italians are so artistic 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
3052 This may be the greatest masterpiece in the history of rat. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3053 Wonder if this would impact of FDA's Approval of New Medication for Chronic Weight Management 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3054 It looks like he's running out of blue paint! 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3055 I am enthralled. He’s about to paint god. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3056 When will it be done? 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
3057 Where did he get the paints from? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
3058 It's where Michelangelo and the Collective Unconscious meet. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3059 Tintoratto has surpassed himself! 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
3060 Hold on, Rhonda; let his life finish flashing before his eyes... 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3061 I think it’s a religious experience. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3062 Oh honey, Rembrandt, Michelangelo, and now…..Rodent. 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
3063 It's a shame we'll have to proceed with the neurosurgery before he's able to complete his magnum opus. 1.2155 0.04868 116 97 13 6
3064 It started when we switched to white lab coats. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3065 Mouselangelo has outdone himself this time. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3066 Yes, the serum works: he's a true renaissance mouse...he can also do a 4-minute mile on the wheel. 1.2155 0.04025 116 92 23 1
3067 I expected Rembrandt 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
3068 We also engineered him to have tasty, tender meat! 1.2155 0.04550 116 95 17 4
3069 Mike is at it again! 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
3070 He’s good, but his lady rats are a little buff, no? 1.2155 0.04382 116 94 19 3
3071 Unparalleled yes, but sadly not replicable. 1.2155 0.03834 116 91 25 0
3072 We're going to have to stop there. There's a limit on the acceptable amount of rodent friezes. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
3073 You should see what he can do with marbled 1.2154 0.03935 130 104 24 2
3074 Gosh....I think he's painting Heaven! 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
3075 He can sculpt too,but he nibbled away the fig leaf on the statue of David. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3076 Now we know what a chip implanted in that part of the brain affects. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
3077 His depression diminished then Leo exhibited some euphoria while his creativity increased - just from a tiny edible. Don’t tell Big Pharma! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3078 If he was really clever he'd just stick a banana on a wall with duct tape. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3079 This is astonishing! Up until now, only the turtle have been artists 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
3080 See, even rats can splatter the glass ceiling! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
3081 This is what happens if you don’t supply a wheel 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
3082 He completed the maze in 3.4 seconds. So, now he's just showing off.” 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
3083 It lacks depth… 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
3084 Ratatouille ain’t got nothin’ on this! 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
3085 Come on, draw a penis next 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
3086 Wait until you see what he can do with marble. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
3087 Look at Ratnado painting the sixteen apples! 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
3088 Pairing the Burrata with the Prosecco resulted in the most refined palette. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
3089 crazy rat paints the sky?! 1.2149 0.03929 121 96 24 1
3090 Is that paint? 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
3091 I'm excited to see what he sculpts the cheese into. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
3092 I dare the FDA to stop us from getting final approval for mouse weed NOW ! 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
3093 He used to live at the Sistine Chapel 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
3094 How come he is able to paint the Sistine ceiling all by heart ❤️? 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
3095 This one won the genetic lottery. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
3096 We have to be careful not to anthropomorphize our subjects. I know it seems like art but —remember— it’s just programmed behavior. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
3097 His name's Splinter - Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michelangelo were all busy fighting crime in the sewers. 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
3098 I don't think we should publish our results. I'm worried about how "in his own image" will be received. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
3099 Banksy, after all these years! 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
3100 I’m going to name him Mice-ulangelo. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
3101 And this is our talented and gifted classroom. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
3102 Astonishing, like Michelangelo, he's using the buon fresco technique 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
3103 The lid's a monitor connected to Dall-E. He's only painting by numbers. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
3104 To be honest, I miss the wheel. 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
3105 This is mural, Anne, not a fresco. 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
3106 And you were skeptical when I suggested giving him a scaffold for his birthday. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
3107 We really should change Splinter's name. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
3108 This is pretty good but his stone sculpture work was amateur. 1.2137 0.03908 131 105 24 2
3109 Who knew cocaine was the secret all along? 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
3110 I think it's a ratatouille recipe. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
3111 I don’t know—he called it Rat GPT… 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
3112 I want to know where he got the scaffolding. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
3113 I wonder what it would be doing now if it were named Mao rather than Michelangelo. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
3114 Calling him Mouseangel would be an understatement 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
3115 Fascinating. His work is evolving. He used to just paint cats. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
3116 And we were thinking that AI would out think humans my first. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
3117 Researchers have been testing to see if it would have been possible for Michaelangelo to paint the sistine chapel on his back. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
3118 Everyone's got a dream 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3119 I think he's trying to depict that question "In heaven there is no free beer?" 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3120 Who said AI won't advance the arts? 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
3121 Michaelratelo- who knew? 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
3122 What we have here is a ratangelo. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3123 Ah, that's disappointing — he's doing God and Adam as mice. That's hack shit. Toss him in the woodchipper, we're back to square one. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
3124 She's much better than the right handed ones. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3125 I'm glad he didn't know that frescoes are painted over wet plaster. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3126 Please check whether 'Mickeylangelo' is trademarked yet. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3127 Wow! He’s just so much more talented than the painting elephant! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3128 Looks, his sky is an exact match with the living room ceiling! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3129 The amazing thing is that he's not had any formal training. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3130 Now that humans are letting computers make all the art,he thought he might finally get his big break. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
3131 Blek, I told you: Michelangelo painted on his feet! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3132 We feed him, provided his shelter and paint supplies, and he still thinks God is a mouse. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
3133 This suggests it was a dietary allergy rather than a Pollock phase. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
3134 First, we tried it with turtles and they just got really good at karate. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
3135 That flywheel really made him dizzy. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
3136 Mouselangelo is at it again! 1.2131 0.03723 122 96 26 0
3137 Alert the investors immediately! Our new AI platform has successfully created Michael from Mickey! 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
3138 I guess he really is a Sistine Chapel rat! 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
3139 Soon as he heard Benny Goodman he hasn't stopped. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
3140 He’s in the calzone. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
3141 Crazy as it sounds,they appear to believe that the whole of creation was made for their species alone. 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
3142 These Ratican City ones are just… different. 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
3143 This may not be a placebo effect 1.2130 0.03958 108 85 23 0
3144 You've heard of Rodin? I give you...Rodent! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
3145 Do you think it will take him as long as Michelangelo? 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
3146 I think this tank is upside down. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
3147 I knew we shouldn’t have named him Michaelangelo! 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
3148 He passed the maze test with flying colors 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
3149 Oooh I want this one then I can sell at And win money $ 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
3150 That’s ridiculous. How is a mouse going to play a trumpet? 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
3151 No way the NGOs will say no to this! 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
3152 Well, this certainly gives new meaning to “rat’s nest”.” 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
3153 So this is their painting room. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
3154 She's an outsider artist on the inside, no classical training 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
3155 "I'm not fussing, Tommy. I noticed the shrooms on my scaffold disappeared. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3156 They just released the Sistineth Apple. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3157 Fiat cheese. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
3158 I can't wait to see if those get-out-lab cards he's selling to pay for this sparks any revolt behavior among the other mice. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
3159 t appears that ratGPT is having some effect after all! 1.2126 0.04127 127 103 21 3
3160 Ph.D? No I have an MFA. 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
3161 Now you know how really the Sistine Chapel was painted 1.2124 0.03865 113 89 24 0
3162 'Probably too late to tell him he's named after the Ninja Turtle' 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
3163 So that is why they call him Mickey! 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
3164 Do we still have that culture we injected him with? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3165 I thought he was a Ratphael but turns out he is a Mouseangelo! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3166 His clouds could use a little work, but other than that... 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3167 He's been misdiagnosed as bipolar. From my observation, he's a ham. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3168 The weird thing is, he’s the control rat. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3169 I guess this is his chapel 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3170 So what if he's not Michelangelo? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3171 Call Giverny. See if anyone's checked around the waterlily pond. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3172 He's the one billonth trial. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3173 After the cat snuck in, he became aware of his own mortality. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
3174 Ok your artist brother WAS turned into a mouse by a witch. Happy now? 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
3175 Impressive yes, but if only he weren't painting by the numbers. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
3176 He apparently has no commercial aspirations. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
3177 He calls it “sfumato.” 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
3178 looks like Michle is painting angels again 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3179 Wow -- I wonder what would happen if we let him watch the PBS biography of Elon Musk 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
3180 Finally! Proof that microdosing improves mental health regardless of the circumstances. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
3181 Behold, CHEES-E: Transforming data into art, one whisker at a time. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
3182 You were right. He's not a Christian. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
3183 Banksy made me swear I'd keep his identity a secret. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
3184 Micelangelo! We can now split the Nobel Prize three ways. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
3185 Meet Mickey Langelo - your next house painter. Works for peanuts. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
3186 When that box of art supplies arrived, I thought it was for our daughter! 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
3187 His take on the creation of Adam certainly gives us pause. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
3188 What a great artist we have brought to paint the ceiling of the house 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
3189 He insisted on the scaffolding. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
3190 See. I told you he was left-handed, er, I mean -pawed. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
3191 Weird. We gene spliced him to be a Psychiatrist. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
3192 Wow! He has opposable thumbs! 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
3193 Great, now let's give him nunchucks. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
3194 What they do to the ceiling is sacred; what they do to the floor, profane. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
3195 I think we gave him the wrong lettuce 1.2112 0.03677 161 131 26 4
3196 He's saving God's finger touching the rodent's paw for last. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3197 He has been doing that about 3 years; do you have any idea how long this could last? Any idea what it is? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
3198 She squeezed through from Fine Arts. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3199 I think my teenager put some LSD in the fish tank. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
3200 Someday people will pay 20 dollars each to not photograph it.” 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3201 WOW, that Vatican art book left in his cage sure has had a drastic effect on his down time! 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
3202 That’s weird. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3203 I wish he'd hurry up. I want him to get started on that big statue. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
3204 We think he's been stealing from the employee lockers. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3205 Seems kind of like a shame that we’re going to have to feed him to the lab's snake. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3206 Algernon's work has certainly come a long way, but, seriously, its a bit derivative... 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3207 And here’s another one that just refused to run the rat race. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
3208 Erectile displacement. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3209 I've never seen that shade of cerulean blue in his earlier work. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
3210 Not Sistine Chapel-competitive, but he’s still evolving!” 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
3211 Whoa ...he's drawing MY hand !! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
3212 Let's get him some more paint. Maybe there's still room for us. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
3213 This, was after only one podcast in isolation. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
3214 If we can find a way to inhibit this kind of sensitivity and sell it to parents for their children… 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
3215 I call him Al Fresco ! 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
3216 ‘Trial 27 confirms hypothesis that drugs are amazing’ 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
3217 The inserted Michelangelo gene has successfully adapted to the rat genome. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3218 Yes Elaine, I concur! We are absolutely tripping balls!!! 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
3219 Well, he said his name is Mouselangelo. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
3220 No, it's his first name- all one word. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
3221 The really amazing thing is he’s a lefty 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
3222 Edward's years at the School of Beaux Arts have paid off! 1.2105 0.03705 133 106 26 1
3223 And I thought, why can't the mutant rat be the great master? 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
3224 Ratatouille painting the six cheese chapel. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
3225 First she repurposed the treadmill, and now this! 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
3226 The time is 15.12. Another Sistine minutes to go" 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
3227 Oh, a cure for cancer ? That makes more sense. I heard 'scant sewers'. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
3228 Goodness! It’s Mousi-Angelo! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
3229 This time don't let the python back in before he finishes. Lesson learned. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3230 Subway cars.... rat jars. Read. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3231 Someone better go tell Mickey before this gets out . . . 1.2100 0.04094 100 79 21 0
3232 Cheeeeeeesy! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
3233 If the Rat God likes this ceiling, maybe our Leo will get into Rat Heaven. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
3234 Told you I wasn’t on acid again. This damn rat is actually making renaissance paintings. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
3235 It is impressive I wish he’d at least try to make it through the maze. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
3236 I always thought Michelangelo was a turtle 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
3237 The subject built the scaffolding himself? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
3238 I'm just sorry he's using washable paint. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3239 Really? Miceangelo? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
3240 Alright! Houses are next. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3241 Well,that only took 4 minutes. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3242 It's a good thing he started with a coat of gesso. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
3243 I guess our test paid off! 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
3244 Kind of derivative, don't you think? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
3245 Wow…the bambino is creating a mousterpiece! 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
3246 We’re witnessing the start of the Rataissance era 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
3247 I guess the trope about monkeys and typewriters now applies to rats and paintbrushes too. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
3248 Isn't that amazing that he is left-handed. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3249 Artiste in residence, Mouselangelo 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
3250 Putting numbers on the ceiling seems to have really inspired him. 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
3251 Inside De Medicheese Research Lab ? 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
3252 We should never have bought that paint-by-number set. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
3253 Further evidence in support of the efficacy and positive outcomes of micro-dosing! 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3254 You think he'll put belly buttons on them? 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3255 We missed a trick when we named him Rothko 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3256 If he could only stand on his own two feet; then we’d have a gold mine. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3257 I'd like to do further testing at my house. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3258 Looks like the parmesan cheese was a hit. 1.2091 0.04104 110 88 21 1
3259 This could be Vermincelli’s best work yet. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
3260 And here's one that got the placebo. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
3261 The chiaroscuro is a-maze-ing... 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
3262 Uh, I think he’s graduated from the paint-by-numbers kit. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3263 First the Ratatouille movie, and now this!” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3264 When we stop giving them jobs and mazes to run, they turn to the arts… 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3265 After Mousa Lisa, I told him no more rodent-themed recreations. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
3266 That explains why they named him Michelangelo 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3267 It's likely to mess up your nature vs nature study. Jean Godden, Seattle, Washington 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3268 Never mind 1,000 monkeys at 1,000 typewriters; we did it with 1 rat. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3269 And this one we starved for a few months. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
3270 They've advanced to the early Ratnaissance! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
3271 Let's call him Michelratgelo. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3272 This new genetic strain of laboratory rats from Italy is the product of mixing basil, garlic, white truffles and red wine and into the standard rodent kibble. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
3273 Psilocybin DOES heal trauma! 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
3274 We call him Tintoratto. 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
3275 Looks like we've got another version of the Creation going on here." 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
3276 What you mean, 'His agent called. He wants to renegotiate his contract.'? 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3277 I'm so glad we got rid of the running wheel. 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
3278 Is that mouse hallucinating?--Or is it me? 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
3279 The Bob Ross reruns seem to have efficacy. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3280 What type of flowers did we give Algernon? 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
3281 He’s also known for his monumental marble sculpture of a penguin. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
3282 That's him! Michelangelo Buonarrati! 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
3283 He's calling it the "Creation of Mickey." 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
3284 It's the rat ace. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
3285 Our funding covers abiogenesis, not the apotheosis of rat. Who commissioned this? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3286 This is going much better than the slab of marble. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
3287 That A.I. serum seems to really be working, ya know? 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
3288 I was told he's the best 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
3289 After just one trial, the investigators realized which one was the emotionally evolved rat. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
3290 It’s not as genius as it seems, I saw the Paint-By-Number box it came in. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3291 I guess he believed me when I said it was the Sistine Chapel. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3292 It's a maze, but we like to encourage improvisation. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3293 Michel-mouse-angelo, but where is he getting the paints? 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3294 No wonder Leonardo ate Stracciatella cheese every day! 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3295 I wonder if he paints nudes. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3296 Well, to be fair, we’ve already given him the wheel. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
3297 Take away the “h” in Michelangelo and this is what you get. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
3298 He’s come such a long way since starting the Iraq War. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
3299 He's doing far better than the first fifteen. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
3300 Wow, the adderall is really working 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3301 Darn, he should have used Cerulean Blue in the sky. But if I say something, he'll get very moody. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
3302 I told you it was a bad idea to include Lionel Ritchie in the mix tape. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
3303 Let’s see what happens when we lace the water with heroine 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
3304 When the painting is finished we will buy this cage. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
3305 This little fellow is our control specimen. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
3306 We’ll call him Mouselangelo 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
3307 After Pixar announced they weren't making a sequel, he had a mental breakdown and found himself a new thing. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
3308 Soon the world will be buzzing over a new A.I. innovation: our lab mice’s artistic intelligence 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
3309 His name is Miceangelo. Last year he sculpted an armless rat out of chewed food pellets. Took him a year. 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
3310 This one had the LSD therapy dose 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
3311 This painting should go for about twelve and a half pounds of cheese! 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
3312 And this one is the New York City subway rat 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
3313 Michael is really trying hard to live up to his name. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
3314 NO NO NO-WORRIES ! ! - Biden can make sense of all this - Given his wife's drugs of course and the left cretin non compos mentes American voters. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
3315 Our little Picasso has met all of our expectations! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
3316 Makes you realize it doesn't take a dome or a pack to make a scene! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
3317 He's no Leonardo 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
3318 From what exactly did he make the paint... 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
3319 How AI artworks are really made. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3320 Disney wanted him to make silly cartoons like his cousin. But being a true artist, Mickey Angelo refused! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3321 I do like frescoes, but I’ve always preferred da Jerry to Mickeyangelo. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3322 It's just for the birds! 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3323 Rumor has it that he’s a descendant of Michelangelo’s mouse 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3324 Ah yes the ADHD meds appear to be working. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3325 I thought he was crazy dragging up that pizza slice from the subway, but the red marinara is the perfect pigment for Adam." 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3326 Martha! I told you that the shrooms on my desk went missing!” 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3327 He's been at it for four years. How long can you stay on your back? 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3328 Amazing. It looks so real. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3329 You'll be even more impressed when I tell you he's naturally right-handed. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3330 The way he paints The Big Cheese speaks volumes about their cultural perspectives. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3331 Now with Harold here, we've had him on a steady diet of healthy fats, whole grains, leafy greens and Red Bull. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3332 ...and here's Mouse Elangelo. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3333 I’ll get Pixar on the phone right away. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3334 Wait until you meet the Pope that hired him. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
3335 Wow! After only one week of mozzarella. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3336 I know he had been studying art but I never imagined he would try to emulate certain painters. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
3337 Wait til you see what he can teach four mutant turtles. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3338 I can’t wait to tell Siri about this! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
3339 His paintings are breaking boundaries since we signed him up for art classes. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3340 Wow! I never thought adding one drop of Michelangelo's DNA would produce this. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
3341 When he's finished, let's see if he can do a sculpture of the David. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3342 My wife also had octuplets after they gave her nitrous oxide. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
3343 It’s being made into a film - The Agony and the Eek-stacy”. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3344 Not bad, but I was expecting more from one who grew up in the Vatican. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
3345 Apparently, to create is to live mice. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
3346 Fantastic! Give him another thousand volts! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
3347 I just fed him pasta. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3348 I knew those life enrichment classes would pay off spectacularly. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3349 He suffers for his art. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
3350 Why do you call him da Vinci? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
3351 The right to decorate their cages was ratified only after this particular guy was brought in here from the Vatican City 1.2056 0.03925 107 85 22 0
3352 I thought this one was supposed to know how to cook. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3353 Michelangelo's return 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
3354 He is technically proficient but overall his work is rather derivative 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
3355 No, no. We had an agreement. We came in here specifically to get a painting, no a painted turtle! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3356 I thought it was a mistake to add Fresca to his water bottle, but now I think you were right. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
3357 If I paint them what I want, maybe they'll set me free? 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
3358 Weirdly, his name is also Michelangelo. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
3359 Wow, look! Michelangelo painting the Sixteen Chapel. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
3360 Quite spectacular isn’t he, we call this one Micelangelo. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
3361 See what they can do if given a chance! 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
3362 Feeding him yogurt everyday seems to prove the value of culture. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
3363 And to think that we almost named him Walt 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
3364 I think it's kicking in. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
3365 Perhaps we should have bought him an exercise wheel after all! 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
3366 Alvinangelo 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
3367 Nobody fucks with the Jesus. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
3368 This could be RODENTS masterpiece! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3369 There was a typo in our order. It said one small rat, one large art. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3370 He said the Pope told him to do it. 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
3371 Remind me of Sistine chapel, Michelangelo Allmicy. 1.2044 0.03755 137 111 24 2
3372 You can see that he is better thans Michelangelo! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3373 I asked him if he’d like some queso fresco, but I think he misheard me… 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3374 And this is AInonyMouse, our most sophisticated model. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3375 Oh no, he’s got religion! He can never go back to the colony! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3376 Looks like a new side effect of Skyrizi. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
3377 The Rat Pope is collecting tithes of cheese to cover the cost. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
3378 What an amateur. He doesn’t know teal from strychnine. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
3379 We have created the first Renaissance mouse: Mickeyangelo! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
3380 I’ll bet he has an artistic breakthrough when he realizes he’s in a cube. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
3381 Forget science! How do you feel about the tourism industry? 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3382 All it took was one trip to the Sistine Chapel 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
3383 The guide says he's the only one to receive a commission from the pope. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
3384 They think he may be a descendant of Ben, Michael’s rat. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
3385 What a genius Halloween costume! 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3386 Did you give him that joint? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
3387 Now I see the difference between a rat and a Vatican City rat. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
3388 We should have never named him Mike. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3389 They call him Rem-brat.” 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3390 You replenish his new mix. I'll call Southeby's. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
3391 He's trying to prove that if Michelangelo can do it so can he" 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3392 I mean... It's fine..." 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
3393 Well I guess he's finished designing Norway. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3394 Last week he sculpted "Rat David", but it was banned in Florida. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3395 "I agree it's impressive, but his floor level perspective is off -putting. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3396 I told you that rat’s a genius! 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
3397 I think we fed the mice too many mushrooms. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
3398 Micelangelo is really doing fine work. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3399 Micelangelo is a bit too obvious, but nothing else comes to mind. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
3400 He’s taking it very seriously that you call him Michael, my angel. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
3401 Not bad, but I wish she would spend more time cleaning up her poop. 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3402 We agonized over whether to put him on Ecstasy. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
3403 '"Monday left him broken" 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
3404 Now you know why I named him Michelangelo. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
3405 Well, at least he'll help us cure bad taste. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
3406 We’re still trying to figure out how he got the paint. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
3407 Madonna with a snout was not so inspiring. 1.2035 0.03805 113 90 23 0
3408 "Ever since the Pope baptist all of Italy's church mice, Catholic, those rodents baptisted , have become rather fine artists! 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
3409 We gave him a wheel, but he just stood up in it and spread out his little hamster limbs. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
3410 Hey Michael Rat-La-Joe… when is it gonna be done??? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
3411 This little guy has 47 tumours to see what dandruff shampoo is also an aphrodisiac! Oh and he paints some stupid shit. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
3412 Marge, I'm serious, I think people would pay to see this. After she's done with this, we should buy a new one and maybe think about breeding? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
3413 His name is Ratangelo. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
3414 How are the monkeys' typing coming along? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
3415 He saw a documentary on Michelangelo. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
3416 I'm impressed: took a page right out of Michaelangelo's playbook. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
3417 We found him in Jersey but he's gained talent & creativity since we moved him from there! 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
3418 Our next experiment is to determine whether they are gay. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
3419 I knew he was different. Remember when he made the fondue with all the cheese he picked up in the maze? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
3420 Wow!!! We’ve successfully cloned this one with Michelangelo stem cells. Let’s try Shakespeare next. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
3421 He's paying homage to every cheese ever made. 1.2031 0.03738 128 103 24 1
3422 There’s a pool going for what his depiction of God will be… I put in for Dr. Smith over in the incubation lab. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
3423 He's never been good at maneuvering through the mazes, so we got him some paint and a palette. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3424 Sign of intelligence no...must be painting by the numbers... 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
3425 As impressive as this is, I don't think the public is going to convert from the mouse trap anytime soon. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3426 Let's get this cleaned up before the inspectors arrive. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
3427 The palette is so vivid! It's a pity rats are colourblind.... 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3428 His use of perspective and ability to convey movement is really unprecedented in this lab. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3429 He won't answer unless you address him as "Michael-Angelo" plus, he needs an Americano every hour. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3430 The subject is creating a vision board! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3431 Mozzarella. A hell of a lot of mozzarella. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3432 He says to call him Micky for short. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3433 His ancestors lived in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3434 Self actualization, the peak of Mouselow's Hierarchy. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3435 This is great but have you seen his Vitruvian rat? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
3436 How come she's a genius, but when I paint the ceiling with MY feces I get a psych evaluation? 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
3437 I thought Michelangelo was the turtle? 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
3438 Dolores is at it again 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
3439 Oh look! It’s an example of an “Early Ratessance” painter. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3440 He wants to be called Mousel Angelo. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3441 Everyone’s submitting sub-minute maze scores these days; he has to differentiate himself somehow on the Common App. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3442 This is about us not buying him a Habitrail, isn't it. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3443 I guess he was asking for a scaffold 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
3444 Can’t wait to see its version of The Last Supper! 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3445 The paint by number program has been a big success. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
3446 His creativity certainly improved after removing that hamster wheel, but now he’s turned into a couch potato - sideways, sort of. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3447 I guess the Priest did bless the cheddar 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
3448 We are going to send him to live in the sewers with 4 baby turtles and see what happens. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3449 I always knew all rats go to heaven. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3450 He applied test optional to this study. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3451 He's left-handed, just like Michelangelo! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
3452 Do we have a drop cloth covering the floor? 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3453 His dad was a dentist. 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
3454 We shouldn't be surprised. This rat trained Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael! 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
3455 This is a sneak peek of what you can do with our free version of ChatGPT 5.0 1.2018 0.04076 109 88 20 1
3456 And I always thought rodents were sculptors… 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
3457 They said the same thing about the monkey that typed Hamlet. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
3458 Remember that fabled experiment with mice typing the complete works of Shakespeare? We decided to go for the Sistine Chapel. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
3459 The scaffolding is free, but the paint supplies are an add-on cost. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
3460 The cistern chapel is coming along nicely. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
3461 That's the one who got out while we were watching the documentary explaining how Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
3462 And the Creator is— BOB ROSS?! 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
3463 And we gave this mouse a dab cart. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
3464 Let's not let the activists see this. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
3465 He did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
3466 Next, I want to try a sample of Rodin's dna. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
3467 A true rat-eissance painter. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
3468 He's filling out an application for that 'Rodent Sensai' part in the next 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' movie. 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
3469 Some day he'll be famous! 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
3470 Leoratinado @ work! 1.2016 0.03963 124 101 21 2
3471 Are those white things clouds or cheese puffs? 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
3472 Andrew, you'll be pleased to know that Pfizer okayed another shipment of titanium white. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
3473 Unfortunately, we are not allowed to take pictures. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3474 They must be the latest flock of attorneys heading south t 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3475 My Goodness! We have a Rattus Da Vince! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3476 I call him Micel Angelo . 1.2000 0.03746 115 92 23 0
3477 I don't think it's anything special. After all of his YouTube art courses, he still has a cartoonish style. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
3478 The Pope will never go for this concept. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
3479 Oh no. Did you touch that Bob Ross vial? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
3480 So *that's* what happens when you put LSD in the drinking water. 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
3481 All I did was tell him my last name is Pope! 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
3482 This new "Smart" pill isn't that great. The rat was tasked with painting his cage blue. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3483 As you can see, we’re experiencing a true Renaissance in our work. 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
3484 All things considered, it was supposed to be a Rembrandt. 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
3485 His forte is carving cheese, but, for me, he doesn't mind experimenting. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3486 Whereas subject X has been denied social media for the last 10 days. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
3487 These Vatican Mice Are Very Creative! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3488 We may want to cut him back on the fish tacos ! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3489 Its a starter-upper 1.2000 0.03922 105 84 21 0
3490 Squeak-a-Angelo 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3491 The rat stole my palatte! 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3492 He just hope to change the perception people have in his people. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3493 And she doesn't even get vertigo 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
3494 Wow! Who put the mole in gene therapy? 1.2000 0.03746 115 92 23 0
3495 Don't you dare draw somebody touching your little paw in there, ya hear me?! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3496 In God’s own image. 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3497 Micelangelo is asking for more green paint. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3498 It must have broken the Michaelangelo code. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
3499 On those psychedelics he is Miceangelo painting the Swisscheese chapel. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
3500 The store said he preferred sculpting but still had unfinished business. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
3501 Did you use brie? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
3502 This one goes on the art gallery tour. The Vatican first. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3503 His middle name is Sistine, you know. We should have seen this coming! 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
3504 We could name him Mouselangelo” 1.2000 0.03767 125 101 23 1
3505 He's also teaching four of our most promising turtles, Michelangelo Donatello, Raphael and Leonardo. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
3506 We exposed this one to Instagram and now he thinks he's an artist. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3507 Its a revelation. I thought the cheese came from the refrigerator. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
3508 I want some of whatever drug he is having! 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3509 Quick – grab the clipboard before he starts using chiaroscuro. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3510 If this is a side effect of viagra, I’ll gladly still give it to my husband. After he’s done with me, he can paint the kitchen and the bathroom 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
3511 The goal is to develop a drug that will bring this one’s behavior in line with the normal rats. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
3512 𝙢𝙚𝙝, 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
3513 History repeats itself in strange ways even when you isolate 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
3514 see i wish our son could do shit like that 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
3515 I told you there was a rat God. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
3516 I’d say the exposure to productivity podcasts was a success 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
3517 It's probably not the cure for Corona, but I think we have something 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
3518 Of Mice’langelo and Men” -an untold tai 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
3519 I thought Splinter was the rat not Michelangelo. 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
3520 I didn't realize AI had come so far! 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
3521 If he pleases the Pope, he gets a food reward. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
3522 They’re calling him Project Mickeyangelo 1.1984 0.03907 126 103 21 2
3523 I knew we were in trouble when you named him Mousechelangelo. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
3524 I really want to take a picture, but I was told, in Rome, that your flash damages the fresco. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
3525 We definitely hit the God spot. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
3526 Wait till the rat czar sees this! We can train ‘em all 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
3527 Yep, just what I thought, heaven is looks a little cheesy. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
3528 It'd be beautiful if it wasn't a memoriam for all the lab rats that came before. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
3529 Where The Devine touches The Rat is the only difference. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
3530 My! He's a modern micelangelo! 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
3531 I’ m so proud! We’re raising a Michelangelo! 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
3532 We call it the Michelangelo Effect. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
3533 Finally a rat-angelo 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
3534 He is such a showoff! 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
3535 We’ve been calling him Mice-langeo. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
3536 It's restoring that famous work by Toulouse-Lautrec. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
3537 So then I said "Epstein didn't kill himself", and she looked at me and... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3538 Evidently, Mickey was an appropriate appellation. 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
3539 Now you see why we named him 'Mickey.' 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3540 Quick! Tell the Pope! 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
3541 I see what you mean about his change in taste and palette. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
3542 Do you still think we should put him in the maze? 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
3543 How did you know he could do this? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3544 This new art therapy program really has improved maze times in the lab. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
3545 Inspired by Mozzarella! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3546 We did it! The new Mouselangelo! 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
3547 I told you not to call him Michelangelo. 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
3548 Impressive, but he’s no pizza rat. 1.1981 0.03890 106 85 21 0
3549 We should notify the Cistine Rathole 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3550 At least this isn't as bad as when he was making that big marble statue. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
3551 His style is a bit too "on the nose" but overall i'd say it was a good first effort. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
3552 This is going to flip the late-night rat tour business on its head! 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
3553 Too bad we named him Splinter! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
3554 And this one had the Trappist cheese. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
3555 But will the public accept his work? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3556 Next we’ll prove how the pyramids were built. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3557 Yeah he is amazing, but he could never find his way through a maze. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3558 I had a hunch we modified a winner. How about we call it "The Michaelangelo Gene" ? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3559 It's nice, but derivative. Let him finish before we take the brain sections. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
3560 Move over pizza rat, introducing Michelangerat. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3561 He believes that a man’s home is his chapel.” 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
3562 You've heard the scary expression,'The rats are winning.'? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3563 A masterpiece by a gay genius could be a tourist attraction. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3564 You might call it a '"queso fresco." 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3565 Granted it’s impressive, but it’s still just faeces on the underside of a lid, Donald. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
3566 Algernon is progressing so well. What could go wrong? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3567 Well this should convince the non believers! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3568 Mousalangelo is really on to something 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
3569 «this one was geniustically modified » 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3570 Can you believe Mouseangelos’ fabulous “creation”? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3571 Wait before we judge whether it's any good. Where did they go to school? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3572 ... but in American labs we call him Mickey angelo. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3573 After giving monkeys typewriters, we thought of handing over paint brushes to rats. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3574 Our data shows that it extends their lives by 3.2 times their average life span. Human trials come next. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3575 He has a little of Michaelangelo, but you should hear the guy with a few strands of Mozart. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3576 I think this will be our masterpiece of Bob Ross research!!! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3577 And all this time I thought Leonardo was a Ninja Turtle. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3578 Mike's visiting from the Vatican's garbage pile. You have to see his sculptures. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3579 Would you mind if I borrowed him for the weekend? My wife has begged me for weeks to paint the living room ceiling. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3580 We're observing the very pinnacle of High Rataissance art. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3581 You should have seen the David it sculpted from gruyere. Unfortunately Dr. Lawrence needed it for a sandwich. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3582 To think,we found him in the sewer with 3 others wielding martial arts weapons. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
3583 Believe it or not, we named him Bob Ross before he started painting. 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
3584 Remarkable! He went in atheist. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
3585 I think you were right about accidentally switching the gene samples. Simpson has been making squeaking noises since the last injection. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
3586 No. Mickeyangelo is still with the rats. Let's try Barolo. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
3587 They call her “MichelAngelina Ballerina” 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
3588 The boss accidentally applied for a grant from NEA. 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
3589 Now we can report it is liberating to be outed for having imagination. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3590 If rats are all about ideas beyond their daily mazes, we have to rethink our role for cheese. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3591 You should see what he'll do for a slice of manchego. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3592 Agony is still waiting on some ecstasy. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
3593 This is destined to be a mousterpiece 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
3594 We’ve consistently observed this result 30 minutes after lipstick application. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3595 Maybe we could fund our research if we put this on TikTok! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
3596 He’s my favorite Teenage Captive Artist Rodent. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
3597 I am not fancy about the colour palette he chose 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
3598 Yep,Leo is a real Renaissance rat 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3599 Although spectacular, I fear his behavior may be beyond the scope of our research grant." 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
3600 Nice but you should see what's happening in the Naked Mole Rat display 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
3601 It all started after we grafted Van Gogh’s other ear onto his back.” 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
3602 They say he only uses Generative AI as a reference tool. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3603 But this one was in the control group. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3604 Well, what did you expect when you named him Michelangelo? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3605 Quick. Call the Museum of Art and see if they have any unused space in their ceiling. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3606 Let's slip him some indigo for the sky !!! 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3607 He taught Michelangelo from the Mutant Ninja Turtles everything he knows. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3608 MouseAngelo at the Ratican 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3609 Only in New York can you visit a history museum where everyone is portrayed by rats" 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
3610 And he built the scaffolding too! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3611 He’s frightening when working on the floor, but terribilita when he’s working on the ceiling. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3612 Once he's learned to do it there, we'll have him paint our ceiling. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
3613 Wow, he’s doing much better than we expected! 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3614 We shouldn’t have called him Ratalangelo. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3615 Look at the way he interpreted creation! That little mouse claw reaching out from the God of mice. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3616 Mice-elangelo continues to impress 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
3617 What would the jerk think about calling him ‘Vermin’? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3618 Mice, birds... we,ll soon know is there's a Dog, after all... 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
3619 The Mouse That Soared. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3620 I thought we were getting a fauvist rat 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
3621 I believe this proves the Infinite Rat Theorem 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3622 Is he trying to tell us something?" 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3623 'He got tired of haute cuisine' 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3624 I know, you’d think this is the one we gave magic mushrooms, right? Believe it or not, this is actually the one we gave crack. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3625 Impressive but only a half portion of cheese for not being quite canonical. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3626 And I always thought that Trump was its hero. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3627 It's called job security. Took Michaelangelo four years 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
3628 They are gonna take our jobs! 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
3629 I wonder if he can do the entire ceiling in the lab? 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
3630 No, No, you’re thinking of his brother. This is Mouselangelo painting The Aquamarine Chunnel. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
3631 It’s going to take forever to get cleared for human trials. In the meantime, leveraging our success here, we should focus on creating church-going mice. 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
3632 No one will believe he painted it laying on his back 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
3633 The name plaque read 'Mouselangelo'. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
3634 Turns out the Ninja Rats take their names much more literally than the Ninja Turtles. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
3635 My analyst told me it really helped Michaelangelo 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
3636 I suggest a mousy brown. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
3637 The Rat Creation story is striking... 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
3638 I’m hoping that he makes a nice stew next 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
3639 It's because we named him Michael Angelo. 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
3640 I call him Mice-Elangelo and this is the Sistine Cagel. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
3641 HE'S THE MICHELANGELO OF RATS! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3642 Maybe it's the bedding? The food and water checked out clean. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
3643 I like it better more experimental 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3644 He was doing graffiti on the walls. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
3645 Modern art. Clearly, the mouse's perspective. 1.1944 0.03826 108 87 21 0
3646 Two observations: we just proved reincarnation, and Michaelangelo must’ve been a very bad guy. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3647 The Pope will have to unveil this masterpiece. 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3648 Impressive, but you should have seen his "Sistine Cellar." 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
3649 I thought you were going to preregister the study for reincarnation. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
3650 It'll be years before we see the results of this test. 1.1942 0.03917 103 83 20 0
3651 It’s a commission for the Ratican. 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
3652 I know they call him Mickey Angelo. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3653 Master Splinter has been hanging with those turtles too long. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
3654 OH ! just look at our little genius "He's sooooo special" 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
3655 This dog is classically trained 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3656 Somewhat derivative, but a darn good start, wouldn't you say? 1.1938 0.03663 129 105 23 1
3657 Imagine what he could do with a few tools and a massive slab of marble. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3658 He signed his name Mouselangelo 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3659 No more mushrooms for Leonardo Da Ratsi 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3660 Let’s name him ‘MickeyMouseAngelo’. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
3661 I’m torn between Ratael or Doratello 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
3662 Interesting. I did give him my leftover lasagna. 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
3663 Why yes, his last name is Angelo. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
3664 Oh look! It’s the Micetine Chapel! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
3665 This is even more impressive than the turtle! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
3666 He’s a real mouse-langelo. 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
3667 Eureka! We'll finally prove that fresh pasta is the better choice. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
3668 He's painting the cistern chapel next. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3669 This isn't a caption: I think this cartoon is perfect the way it is,no caption needed. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3670 And you said a popsicle stick crucifixion was a bad idea. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3671 maybe we need to give others brushes and paint too? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3672 Please no photos. Nippon has these rights too. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3673 I suspect Hell for us will be a-maze-ing. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3674 We only supplemented his diet with Angel food cake. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
3675 I learned my trade at the foot of the Cheese Master. 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
3676 Look, it’s Michel-rat-gelo 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
3677 Let’s name is “Artzempic” 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
3678 The three blind mice just weren't working out for this experiment. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
3679 He and his kind relate to the heavens palindromically. 1.1927 0.04604 109 92 13 4
3680 He’s the one they call “Mouse-el-Angelo”. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
3681 Rodeissance brings to art what Ratatouille did for cuisine. 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
3682 You'd think the drug made this rat smarter, but it actually made him dyslexic. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3683 Who put the Psilocybin in his water bottle? 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3684 Nice touch. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3685 He got into the Pecorino romano cheese yesterday. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
3686 Its a bit derivative, wouldn't you say? 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
3687 Please, we do not want to ruin this very expensive cage 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3688 And I thought the kids named him after a Ninja Turtle. 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3689 It's looking like the Creation of Edam 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3690 One final touch and it's off to the Ratican. 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3691 I see our mouse clone of Michelangelo has been busy 1.1923 0.04117 104 85 18 1
3692 Huh, I always thought Michaelangelo was one of the turtles? 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
3693 Well that's an unexpected effect from the psychedelic mushrooms! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3694 Can I help it if he thinks he's Michaelangelo? 1.1919 0.03978 99 80 19 0
3695 No, no…it won’t do. The shading is consistent but the lines are still bad. Amateurish. We can’t afford further delay. Up the dosage by 50 milligrams, effective immediately. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
3696 Remember Ratatouille... this is Ratelangelo 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3697 You tell me. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3698 That's definitely aquamarine. Shouldn't it be azure? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3699 Just what’d you expect after all those art lessons? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3700 Too bad. We needed a saxaphone. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3701 When you run out of cellar space you go Fresco ceiling . 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
3702 The guy in the cloud...it...it looks just like me! But with a long white beard--and bigger muscles! 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
3703 No no no, the *turtle’s* called Michelangelo… 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
3704 I couldn’t shatter that glass ceiling, so I’m making it my own 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
3705 His new name is Leonardo DaMousey.” 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3706 Painting for Godot. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3707 It's true! All good rats go to heaven! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3708 I think Jeramie’s was a bullfrog. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3709 He just returned from a weekend with his cousin City mouse 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3710 Not a word about cloning, ok? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
3711 Yesterday it was Shakespeare 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
3712 Eventually one of us is going to have to tell him his work is derivative. 1.1913 0.04767 115 99 10 6
3713 This is Algernon. 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
3714 Yes! Now we’ll get to see what happens when the other rats excommunicate him! 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3715 He had PTSD after six months in the maze. Now, apparently, we are seeing the success of the micro-dosing treatments. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3716 I'll bet you the Vatican that his nickname is Mickey 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3717 He started after he read the Origin of Species! 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
3718 Do you think he needs some more cheese? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3719 He's not like 'all the other' mice 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
3720 This way we can to observe Micelangelo at his prime 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3721 Our research on reincarnation is going well, we just have a few kinks to work out 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3722 Looks smaller in person. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
3723 Really the intelligence question will have to be settled by the rat critics. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3724 You were definitely onto something when you suggested we name him Mickey-Angelo 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
3725 A veritable Micealangelo. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3726 And you should see his ' La Pieta' sculpture with two mice! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3727 Can’t believe we always thought he was a turtle! 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
3728 What do you think he's doing in there? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3729 Just for the heck of it, we are going to introduce him to our adolescent turtle population. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
3730 I thought by calling him Mickey, he’d be less driven and more animated. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
3731 These results are going to be a work of genius. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
3732 Looks like a picture of Cheeses. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3733 He's a true Renaissance rat. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3734 See there! Forget about the infinite number of monkeys and typewriters! One inspired rat ... genuis! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3735 Once you see that the cloud is a maze,you can't not see it. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3736 No, that’s not going to get us out of going to Sunday Mass at Saint Peter’s. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
3737 Naming him Michelangelo was a stroke of genius! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
3738 I can’t believe our timing - visiting Ratican City during the creation of the Swisstine chapel! 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
3739 For this experiment we bred him for artistic talent.We wanted to see what rats believe should go in the middle. 1.1897 0.03656 116 94 22 0
3740 What if we got him some turtle friends, and let em watch martial arts movies? 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
3741 She’s the smartest one? Uh-huh. And only art you say? Uh-huh. 1.1895 0.04042 95 77 18 0
3742 This is GREAT ! I wish we had a cathedral. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3743 So, we've proven that fresco material can be made from shredded sawdust! 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3744 And yet, he can never finish the cheese maze. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3745 Since our children didn’t lift us out of poverty… 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
3746 I think we should name him Michelangelo , Mikey for short 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3747 This one is really into religion since I gave him some mushrooms. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3748 The ninja turtle reference went right over his head. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
3749 Just what was in that ‘placebo’? 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
3750 And this experiment we named the Michaelangelo syndrome 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
3751 Looks like the Sistine Chapel 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
3752 Did he steal this idea from Michelangelo? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3753 I told you we should have hired a professional exterminator instead of setting those traps. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3754 The only left-handed rodents we've ever seen. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3755 But who paid for his art lessons?? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3756 He likes to be called Mouseangelo. Think it's sacrilegious? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3757 It’s brilliant. Instead of building a better mousetrap, we decided change our marketing to “providing a pleasant stay experience”. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3758 Sure, but you should see his statue of “David” made from cedar shavings”… 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3759 Those AI chips Elon implanted appear to have worked. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3760 The key to achieving AGI was there all along: Artful Gouda Inhaling. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3761 And this one lives off a diet of unprocessed cheese and classical music. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3762 When you tolld me about Leonardo I was expecting a turtle 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3763 This may be Mouse L. Angelo's masterpiece. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3764 Microdosing at the diorama exhibit was the best idea ever! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3765 It seems the new experimental serum has some unintented, but picturesque, side-effects. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3766 We hope to have them Twitch streaming in a few generations. 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
3767 The RatAI formula is working! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3768 I guess when I named him Leo he thought I meant DaVinci. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
3769 I thought Leonardo was a mutant turtle. 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
3770 Endorphin levels are still high-- no cat yet! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3771 As expected, the subjects behaviour changes with the patronage of Pope Julius II. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3772 I could see if it was one of our mutated turtles, but Splinter? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3773 Do you suppose he’ll need marble too? 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3774 I know you wanted monkeys and typewriters, but we're making some serious progress here! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3775 Im glad a leader emerged to create a heaven for test participants to go to instead of, well you know. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3776 Just wait ‘til we turn these guys loose on society. Then the real fun begins! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3777 Mouselangelo has a new project! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3778 It's my new specimen of Mus musculus sistinechapelicus 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3779 Michelangelo would be proud 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3780 It will be its piesta de ratsistance! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3781 Although peers scorned her work as derivative, Madeline wasn't the one running around in a "silly maze" all day. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3782 Solitary confinement sure isn't what it used to be. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3783 And this is how Elon’s brain implant works 1.1881 0.03908 101 82 19 0
3784 Some mice are using their status to create art 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
3785 He's asked to change his name to Mice-chelangelo 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3786 It all started with Baptism of Christ 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
3787 Now we know it was Mouse-langelo 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
3788 he calls himself Micelangelo 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3789 Looks like little Michael got his Angelo’s on that ceiling! 1.1875 0.03637 128 105 22 1
3790 ‘Happy little TREES! Not ‘Happy Little CHEESE!’ 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3791 A Cistern Chapel Masterpiece 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
3792 Mouselangelo mouseterpiece! 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
3793 Who’s paying for the paint? 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
3794 İ was right claustrophobia stimulates art. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
3795 In the paper he’s subject 1A71, but in the lab we call him Mouselangelo. 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
3796 I told you not to name him Leonardo. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
3797 He’s a special breed we brought in from the Vatican. They have tracked their bloodline all the way back to the 16th century.“ 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
3798 He was an apprentice under Michelangelo. Bill Hill Sherman Oaks, CA 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
3799 This is gonna finally get some of that federal chimpanzee/typewriter grant money coming our way. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3800 I think he's better than Michelangelo... 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3801 Yes, his Michelangelo is impressive. But wait until you see my Damien Hirst. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
3802 Did he say Mouselangelo? Or Michelangemouse? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3803 we put wine in the bottles at the holiday party and now they paint and do yoga! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
3804 If CRISPER got ahold of our research art as an investment would be over. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3805 Amazing, the subject was given a simple three colors palette and a single tab of LSD 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
3806 And so young, too. He was born only 7 months ago. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3807 It appears that the vitamin supplements are working. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3808 How will he wipe? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3809 If you think this is impressive, you should see his sculpting! 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
3810 I can't wait to see what he does with La Pieta 1.1864 0.03601 118 96 22 0
3811 He chose being an artist, in lieu of froggy in the blender. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
3812 Here we’ve been concerned about AI - well, look how the training elevated this little guy’s ability! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
3813 Michaelangerbil 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
3814 I’m more worried about the pizza eating turtles that went missing. 1.1864 0.03601 118 96 22 0
3815 I told you we should not have named him Michelangelo. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3816 I’m not sure something with such a limited palette can be called real art. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3817 You can see that the treatment's effects differ significantly from when it is given to turtles. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
3818 That explains it. The mouse came from Italy! 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
3819 You say he started out as a test specie for that government mushroom study 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3820 This little guy we found hiding in Michelangelo's hat. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
3821 AI’s interpretation of “working on your back”. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
3822 He finished the still life. For breakfast. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
3823 I knew we shouldn’t have called him Michelangelo 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3824 It's just like we taught him! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3825 How. can we get it authenticated? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3826 i knew it wasn’t a cis teen that painted that chapel 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3827 We’re still learning about the side effects of ozempic. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
3828 Look honey! It's Micelangelo. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3829 I knew it was a good idea to baptize him. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3830 Check the backroom for some Carara bianco and a chisel! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3831 Mike, Mike, what the dickens are you up to now? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3832 Ugh. The art world today just produces copycats. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3833 I think he'll need more paint, honey. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3834 Michael documentary really hit home with him. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3835 Now do you see what a difference using authentic fresco makes? 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3836 „It runs in the family. His uncle was a famous chef in Paris.“ 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
3837 He still thinks this commission is some sort of trap. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
3838 This confirms the validity of the bell curve, though neither of us is rich enough to say so. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3839 So THAT'S how Michelangelo did it! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3840 I'm so glad the Grammys added a best new rodent category. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3841 I knew that wheel wasn't enough for him! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3842 Maybe he could do our bathroom next! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
3843 Well thats the 182nd clear lid he's ruined! 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
3844 Mousterpiece1 gene edit, successful! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3845 I never realized his box is his chapel! 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3846 Oh, that's nothing. I have a ferret who can play Yankee Doodle on a harmonica. 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
3847 How long do you think he will take to realise it’s a simulation? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
3848 Well, at least someone's been inspired by those home makeover shows. 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
3849 We have confirmed 'nominative determinism'! You go Michelangelo! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3850 We really need to start testing more secular medications. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3851 Seems like the psilocybin parmesan is doing wonders for Ratangelo. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
3852 He was caught in Vatican City, must be in the blood. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
3853 You just HAD to name him Micheal Angelo!!! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
3854 Despite the amazing side effects,It's a shame he's still going to die. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
3855 How much do you pay for rent again? -M&O Su- 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
3856 This confirms our hypothesis: rats have cherubs too! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3857 You HAD to name him Michael 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
3858 During the Ozempic clinical trials they said the mice indexed toward dance. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3859 Perhaps the other mice can draw murals like they're programmed. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3860 Believe it or not, his specialty is the potter’s wheel.” 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
3861 And this proves, irrefutably, that even Michelangelo relied on animal testing. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3862 Rex - When will it be finished?? Charlton - When it is done!!! 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
3863 He's supposed to be dead, not creative. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
3864 No wonder Banksy kept a low profile. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
3865 Grandpa's theory of 'a billion rats with a paintbrush' proven at last! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3866 His primary influences are Italian: Michelangelo, Leonardo, mozzarella. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3867 His name is Mousesieangelo. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3868 OMG, and he is doing it 8 times faster! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
3869 He is representing the essential phases of the spiritual development of mouse kind seen through a very dramatic relationship between mice and God. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
3870 Why not? Aren't we all evolved from a primordial ameba? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
3871 This focus group rat says "Red Bull Gives You Wings" ..It's catchy. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3872 We think the next generation might make it all the way to the Enlightenment. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3873 I upgraded him from cheddar to mozzarella. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3874 Just yesterday he was working as a kitchen help, today he has a commission from the Vatican 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
3875 What did you put in his special formula? 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
3876 We had very different results when the turtle turned into Michelangelo" 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
3877 And when he finishes that we have some chisels, a little hammer and some blocks of marble cheese 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
3878 As soon as we realized rats could be mentally ill, this became pretty much inevitable 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3879 Told you he looked like a “Mike” 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3880 Yup, it's definitely a mouse. Only blues and greens -- no red. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3881 Although Michelangelo is color-blind, his fresco is fantastico! 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3882 The hallucinatory nature of the cheese is manifesting itself. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3883 we must change his name from 24012 to Leo... 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3884 Careful- I suggested it may be a tad derivative and he bit me. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3885 Since we introduced a patronage scheme, It became a full time artist. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3886 I knew naming him Arty could lead to greatness. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3887 There was a typo in our o 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3888 Mary dear, I'd like some of that too 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3889 How's "Ratella Magna" as a tile for our paper? 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
3890 This is a breakthrough in our Michelangenome research! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3891 In the SpaceX lab. “We need to tell Elon we found new testing grounds up there.” 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3892 I guess he'll be finished when he's done. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3893 Looks like the secular gene transfer worked. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3894 And to think: I scoffed when he asked for a paint set! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
3895 This is Rat Michelangelo. Rat Bob the Builder did the scaffolding 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3896 ‘We stopped giving them beer and that was always happened after No More Beer era.’ 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
3897 I thought it came from the basement, but it must be from Anchiano, 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3898 He’s doing well so far. I think he’s ready for the last judgment.” Roberta Gatti, Washington D.C 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
3899 We call it the Mouse-tine Chapel. 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3900 He's about to do God! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
3901 Not the Sistine Chapel,but who knew it had a spiritual life? 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3902 Lucky he does not fall under OSHA regulations 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
3903 Rattiangelo is amazing 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3904 Italian cheese clearly has a different effect 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3905 Ratsy! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3906 Let's see if he's faster than the hamster that did it from inside the spinning wheel. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3907 Meghan, I'm telling you – in six months those Chat GTP folks will be ruined! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3908 The church mouse is at it, again. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3909 Our theory now is that it could very well Be the Italian red wine!" 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
3910 He started when we named him Michael. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3911 Running through a maze did not bring out his creative juices.” 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3912 I thought we could call this the Michelangelo vaccine... 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3913 Fifteen hours without a break. He's good but slow. 1.1827 0.03807 104 85 19 0
3914 The Sistine Mouse Dwell 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3915 Well, look at that! He’s a regular Ratangelo 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3916 I’ll tell him we’re out of paint if you tell him we’re atheists. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
3917 These scaffolds have sparked a renaissance in genetic testing. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
3918 Darling, look at Micelangelo 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3919 Is this the dawn of the Ratissance era?! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
3920 Wow! "No Mouse Left Behind" really worked. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
3921 We don't have the heart to tell him his name isn't Michaelangelo. 1.1826 0.03618 115 94 21 0
3922 Now I'm kinda glad we ran out of spray paint. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3923 I didn't know he was so religious! 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3924 Let's get an analysis of his water bottle! 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
3925 Well, *I* say it's derivative. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
3926 The ultimate in experimental art! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3927 I don't know Susan, it seems kinda derivative of Michelangelo 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3928 Generational learning coming to fruition! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
3929 I’d prefer he’d just run endlessly in his wheel 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
3930 I called him "Michelangelo" and I see he's identified with his name! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
3931 I don't understand his choice of colors. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3932 The New Year has come a little earlier! 1.1818 0.03694 110 90 20 0
3933 Maybe it’s angel rat, or it’s about to die. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
3934 This one is in our church mouse study. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3935 I don't know if robots can replace the world" greatest artists,but it looks like mice can. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
3936 I don't agree that the creativity serum worked: this is deeply derivative stuff 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3937 nope the faces are still wrong, put him back in the 'learning chamber' 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3938 and you wanted to call him splinter 1.1818 0.03694 110 90 20 0
3939 But we named him Master Splinter not Michelangelo 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
3940 And I thought only working girls did their best work on their backs... 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3941 The Michaelangelo gene transplant worked. Too bad he is scheduled for euthanization next week! 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3942 It appears that the Michelangelo DNA splicing experiment has had significant results. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3943 Sistine rat cage. 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
3944 I hope he doesn't get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
3945 Pope Leo keeps calling wanting to know when he will be finished 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3946 See honey, I told you we didn’t need to go to Europe to see a Rembrat. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
3947 She's been to the Sistine Chapel! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
3948 And you thought Michelangelo was a silly name for a mouse. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
3949 When will you make an end? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3950 He should get out more. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3951 . . . And to think,in the 60s and 70s,magic mushrooms were considered an evil psychedelic . . . 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3952 Janet, which lab did you say the Michelangelo DNA samples were supposed to go to, again? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
3953 First a chef, now an artist, the rats are moving up in the world 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
3954 You say he’s a descendant of Michaelangelo’s pet rat? 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3955 "Painting by numbers has been a really good exercise for Shelby" 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3956 Oh no! The mouse atom is anatomically correct! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3957 We should name him Mouse-elangelo. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3958 I knew naming him Mouselangelo would have an effect. 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
3959 He's become much more refined since we switched him to mimolette. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3960 I hope the climate protesters don’t vandalize his masterpiece. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3961 Mice-elango’s masterpiece, Sistine Laboratorio. 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
3962 Was there a reason we didn’t go with the short-term study? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3963 This one is the Sistine Habitrail 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
3964 The pest controller left a message for us on the answering machine 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
3965 I’m glad we didn’t go with the stain glass windows. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
3966 I really don't care for your passive - agressiv attitude. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3967 You gave him mushrooms! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3968 Wait, so do animals laugh? 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3969 This is our first field mouse. The house mice could only do urban landscapes. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3970 I suppose he’d call it “The creation of Pizza Rat.” 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3971 Aw... I think those barely touching paws are much more meaningful than the fingers in the Sistine. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3972 Does he not realize? The angles should like us. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3973 When he rolls over he'll drip onto the tank bottom like Jackson Pollock. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
3974 So far, I can report that, to date, we’ve observed in him, a significant preponderance of sustained ecstasy, without the slightest hint of agony. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
3975 Fascinating side effects. Last week, the other one wrote a pop song. 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
3976 Appreciate the intricate work, but how can he possibly finish the Swiss Cheese Chapel in a decade? 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3977 Painticilin worked!Hurrah! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3978 Finally an antidote for lack of creativity and imagination... all, while working remotely 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
3979 Do you think he takes any direction from the head church mouse? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3980 He’s already gotten two 5 figure commissions 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3981 He truly is obsessed with "The Agony and The Ecstacy" this week. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3982 It may take a mouse to imagine a new world! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3983 Art is as rat does. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3984 He watched Ratatouille recently... must have decided his talents are not to be contained. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3985 What's in a name? Naming him Michelangelo really worked! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3986 Don't you just wonder where his inspiration comes from? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3987 I can’t believe how much he got out of those art classes ! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
3988 He's the Michelangelo of rodent art. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3989 OMG. The Sistine Chapel it isn't. But WOW. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
3990 Look, it's Mickey Mouse's Italian cousin - Michelangelo Mouse! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3991 Master Splinter needed a new hobby once the Ningas moved out. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3992 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_syndromes I found one that's on on the list: MICHELANGELO SYNDROME! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
3993 He simply goes by the name 'Mickeyangelo' ".. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
3994 His ancestors apparently came from Italy. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
3995 Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth... Put out my hand, and touched the face of man 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
3996 Too rat-centric. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
3997 I hear he used to work in a lab. Do you suppose he tested Adderal? 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
3998 The experiment worked. I named him Michelangelo and gave him a patron. 1.1786 0.03635 112 92 20 0
3999 Hey, it looks like our DaVinci AI brain implant is working. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
4000 MICKEYANGELO IS DOING HIS THING AGAIN. CALL THE VATICAN. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4001 This is boring, when is he gonna start jerking off? 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4002 Michelangelo Mouse! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4003 Ratty painting his image of heaven and angels in his own image. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
4004 We're testing five reactionary styles. Measuring the power of each to distract from the inequalities that land so many of them in cage. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4005 Why did you name this rat Michelangelo after trying out the new neuroimprovement drug on him? 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
4006 Yeah, definitely the Mustine Chapel. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4007 Look! He’s Mouseca-Angelo! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4008 This is what happens when you name the mouse Michelangelo. 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
4009 It’s not really my dream job. I’m just temping in this lab until I figure out what I want to go to grad school for. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
4010 This one we’re testing micro-dosing. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
4011 I think she was jealous of someone in the turtle tank. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
4012 According to Mice-langelo, there is no greater harm than that of time wasted. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4013 When our little Genie said keeping him for Xmas break would be a learning experience I had no idea! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4014 Renaissance Jerry's ode to Tom would've made Leonardo weep. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
4015 Needless to say, rat Martin Luther is pretty upset. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
4016 Before we got him, he was hanging out in the Sistine Chapel. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
4017 He may have to borrow your glasses . 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
4018 Classic "Stupid Pet Trick!" Too bad Letterman's off the air. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
4019 This confirms my theory that naming him Michelangelo influences ambition but not talent . 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
4020 He was inspired by Michelangelo but he will have to work faster than 4 years. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
4021 Maybe it’s from all the Italian mozzarella we’ve been feeding him. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
4022 Not that alone but excellent depth perception! 1.1776 0.03712 107 88 19 0
4023 It was you who called him Michaelangelo. 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
4024 Disney started this. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4025 I may not be Michaelangelo but this rat's art may work me out? 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4026 What we have here is a regular Mickey-mouse-angelo. 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
4027 I suspect the mice is going to die soon 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4028 So that’s why they call him Mousechaelangelo… 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
4029 And THAT'S why i insisted on naming him MICE-elangelo. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
4030 This new version of RatGPT is even more astonishing than the last 1.1771 0.03917 96 79 17 0
4031 Remarkable, the ‘handmade pasta’ does make a difference! 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
4032 ...and we shall call it, "The Sistine Cage" 1.1770 0.03606 113 93 20 0
4033 Looks like giving mice enough time works too.. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
4034 After this is done, let's see what she can do with a block of marble. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
4035 It's heaven all right, but not one slice of cheese. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
4036 Can I be the Pope 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
4037 We’ll have to start calling his cage, “The Ratican”! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
4038 We call him Tiepolo, but he prefers Steamboat Willy. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
4039 Oh no. Please, God, no. No. No! NOOOO!! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
4040 That Mediterranean Diet we're testing turned him into a real Mice-elangelo. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
4041 He says he's ghosting for Hunter Biden. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
4042 Now I understand why they call him "Mickeylangelo". 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
4043 We named him Micelangelo and look what he grew up to be. 1.1759 0.03681 108 89 19 0
4044 Master Splinter is an excellent teacher. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
4045 We were shooting for a Mutant Ninja Rat ….wait-a-minute 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
4046 Another brilliant creation by Mouseangelo! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4047 I told you with his talent that he had a high ceiling. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4048 Honey! Micelangelo finally done it! And you wanted to name him Speedy DaVinci??!! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
4049 A budding Mouse-ee-angelo 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
4050 Might as well paint my own entrance to heaven after that last lab dose. See you all there! 1.1754 0.03789 114 95 18 1
4051 You’re the one who named him Michelangelo after your son’s ninja turtle.” 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4052 NYC Subway beautification lab… 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4053 Huh…I thought it was the turtle and not the rat. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
4054 The hard part was getting him to pick up a paint brush. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
4055 They started as a street artist. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4056 I would have expected this with the turtle, not the rat. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4057 Can you believe it?! China has been using crisper for years! Guess we can assume where our next free labor force will be coming from. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
4058 So we have captured Banksy! 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
4059 This is better than AI generated art! It's original AND it's free labor!" 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4060 Incredible breakthrough at the privately funded Institute for Studying Rats Who Can Paint 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4061 It's Mouse Angelo and the Aquarium Chapel Ceiling. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
4062 Genius on the Clouds! 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4063 I didn't expect this Italian specimen to be much different, but the Ratican disproves that theory. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
4064 We did it! We shrunk the rat's penis! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
4065 You're witnessing it! Proof that shredded paper can be manuf actured into fresco material! 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4066 Amazing what a rat will do for a palette. 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
4067 His work will influence future generations of artists turned crime fighting turtles. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
4068 When he showed no interest in the wheel and the maze, I sure glad we tried that paint-by-number set. Otherwise, we'd never know. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4069 By special request, you can get some of his DNA in your next booster. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4070 When we release him, he’s going to name four turtles after his art inspirations. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4071 We commissioned this one to do other lab work 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
4072 Looks like Splinter learned a thing or two from Michelangelo. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4073 Of course, Mira: Paint away! If it’s not a masterpiece, so what? Who’s judging? 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
4074 He’s only been on the CBD for two weeks. 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
4075 At last! The Murine Chapel! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
4076 Here's a good example of why working remotely decreases productivity. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
4077 So that’s what a rat angel’s penis looks like 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
4078 Finally, scientific proof that climate change begins at home! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4079 I wonder if he’ll find going back to the other cage is palatable? 1.1739 0.04498 115 100 10 5
4080 It used to collaborate with Banksy but decided to move from the streets to a more erudite-cage like art 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4081 Makes sense-His genetic heritage can be traced back to the early days of the Vatican 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
4082 Who knew rats had an Epistemology? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4083 Mousel Angelo paints the creation of Micky and Minnie 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4084 This gives me an idea for the den. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4085 When the Pup of Mouse comes in his cheesiness, and all the fruity ducks with him, he will sit on the throne of his cheese. 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4086 I named him Michael, but this was wholly unexpected. Now he's asking for a small block of marble. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
4087 This may change Everything we know about Creation! 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4088 He says the Sistine Chapel is too "human-centric." 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
4089 He appears to have been inspired by his adopted children. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4090 It looks like the CRISPR gene splicer is going to generate some revenue! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4091 OK, he’s MichaelMouse— should we offer him for sale? 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4092 He’s always had a God comple 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4093 Holy shit. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
4094 For this round, we’ll be testing his loyalty to Pope Julius II. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
4095 These days, only 50% of the rats in this study go blind 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
4096 Manchego, the tuscan mice is a master 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
4097 I'm not sure about his color selection. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4098 All those years at the Rat School of Art is finally paying off. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
4099 Shouldn't have named him Mousealangelo. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
4100 A new species of Party Animal! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
4101 Would you like to see MY mouse…? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4102 You should see his 15 other terrariums. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
4103 And to think you insisted she'd be limited to acrylics. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4104 Last week it was adult coloring books! 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
4105 Didn’t we give him placebo divine intervention? 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
4106 That’s too many doses of spaghetti 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
4107 Michelangelo my ass! Get Janey python, Picasso, and we’ll teach Joey’s Italian rat a thing or three! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4108 It’s not a question of why, it’s a question of how we monetize this. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
4109 The student loans for the Rattus Rodentia Art Institute may pay off after all. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
4110 Earlier, he sculpted the cheese into the statue of David. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
4111 So your theory is that he was inspired by a slice of pizza on the subway? 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
4112 We call it RatGPT 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
4113 Well,we did name him Mice-elangelo! 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4114 You gotta admit, the little pagan has talent. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
4115 Still, though, nothing with the chimps. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
4116 He has responded well to the placebo. 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
4117 I read that Chalton Hestmouse will be playing him in the movie. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4118 I thought he'd be better at this after we gave him the AI program. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4119 I guess we should have called him Mickey Angelo. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4120 That artistic gene transplant worked. Now he’s Mice-helangelo. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4121 Do you really think this is how Walt Disney started? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4122 So, Skinner was half right! 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4123 We’re experimenting in the next step in AI 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4124 The Sistine has nothing on this guy. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
4125 I told you! These high-faluting rats from The Papal Laboratories would never settle for these plain cages! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
4126 As they say, 'garbage in equals masterpiece out.' 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
4127 I thought only pigs could fly. 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4128 He hates it when the rat pope comes by “to offer constructive criticism.” 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4129 Those turtles finally taught their master something after all 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
4130 He answers to Michaelratgelo. 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
4131 The bad news is one of us will be axed, requiring a new conclave. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4132 Subject was given a dose of “that old-time religion,” and immediately began a fresco. We anticipate his critical self-assessment will be rated “it’s good enough for me” or higher. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4133 I think it’s a symbolic rendering that the apple used to be mouse driven. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4134 And he's not even a computer mouse 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4135 We did pray for success. God works in mysterious ways. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4136 It may not be a balanced diet but his pellets are now made up exclusively of pasta. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
4137 « Who knew breaking his spine would lead him to find his true calling ? » 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
4138 The world would seem a lot simpler if magic were involved every once in a while. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
4139 Look! Finally his chiaroscuro shows improvement!” 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
4140 water till’ mozzarellas 1.1707 0.03597 123 103 19 1
4141 Just my luck. Now even my pet rat makes me feel inferior. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4142 Ratangelo is to obvious. Lets see? How about "Ozempic really does do Everything" or "Get Neil Tyson in here to tell him/her there is no god" or "Call the pope"or "Rats,why can't we get them to do Landscapes" 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4143 Wait till he learns how to use a roller." 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
4144 Well, that disproves the theory that rats are intelligent - he's missed a bit! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
4145 I could have predicted this when we decided to name him Sixtus. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4146 Now I understand why he is known as Mouseangelo 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4147 We call this one Mouseangelo 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4148 I don’t think the painted ceiling will raise the value of the cage, as much as the Veterinarians bill for back surgery will deplete our bank account 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
4149 Ok so we call him Michaelangelo. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4150 What a terrible thing to do to Philip Johnson. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4151 The artists always struggle to make the cheese. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4152 You see, Susan, the inherent concept that "God is in the clouds" runs across species.... 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
4153 This is a scientific breakthrough! Ratatouille is not only a great chef, this guy can paint like Michelangelo! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
4154 He tried frescoes. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4155 I think she’s inherited it from her mother’s side of the family 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4156 I could've sworn he'd be more of a "Ratatouille"... 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
4157 He no longer responds to Mickey. You must call him il Divino! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4158 Uncaptured freedom 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
4159 I guess, she's the artsy one. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
4160 The Renaissance started with rats. #darwin 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
4161 It's faring far better than that turtle we named Michelangelo. 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
4162 I mean, sure, it's cool, but imagine if it could teach kung-fu to tortoises.. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4163 I wonder what he would have done if we named him daVinci? 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4164 I asked him if he could paint the ceiling but did not expect another Michelangelo! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
4165 The artist calls the painting, Evolution. Robert A. Jablon/rcjablon@aol.com/202-333-5332 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
4166 This critter could be more creative than the monkey in our lab who wrote Hamlet. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
4167 We Crispr'd Michaelangelo's DNA, and it worked! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
4168 Let’s name him Rataangelo! 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
4169 That trip to Italy really had an effect on him. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4170 Here we can see that a side effect is derivativeness 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4171 Subject claims to have been commissioned by the Rat Pope. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4172 New York City’s new Rat Czar has identified the most talented rats and is establishing a rat art museum. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4173 This's why your mom didn't let you go to art school. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4174 Uh, that looks just like my college dorm ceiling! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4175 A Creation of Adams—this Pizza Rat to Painter program is his magnum opus. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4176 Did you know they could assume a supine position? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4177 With formula #997, we have finally produced a subject with some sense of classical composition. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4178 The formulation is still a little off. We were going for the ninja turtle. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4179 Mouselangelo: Redefining ‘uplifting art’ one tiny stroke at a time! 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4180 Ooh, sweet! That's the perfect blue for the upstairs bathroom! 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4181 We were hoping to get her into the Louvre, but apparently they already have rats. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
4182 I think the psychotropic-therapy drugs are working! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4183 That isn’t a glass ceiling when the sky’s the limit! 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
4184 Should we name him Mickey Angelo 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
4185 Maybe we shouldn’t have named this one Michelangelo. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4186 We can name him Leonardo. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
4187 'The Agony and the Ectasy' was on TCM the other night." 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4188 I my be dyslexic, but he's really ratistic!! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4189 The sky is looking better and better each day and I have more friends than ever. Just wait till I get to the windows! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4190 Mice-l-angelo is painting the three blind mice. 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
4191 What he's done with the entrails of the other rats is nothing short of astounding. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4192 He really believed that there's life after the experiment! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
4193 First time I've God depicted as a rat. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
4194 The other mice call him Michelangelo 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
4195 They don’t call him Mousellangelo for nothing. 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
4196 That angelic mouse we named Michael is painting his ceiling! 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
4197 And they thought DaVinci was a genius? 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
4198 We shouldn't have used art documentaries to test mouse vision. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4199 Ya think he’s related to Mickey Mouse? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4200 He apprenticed at the Sistine Chapel. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
4201 He will do anything not to have to leave his cage ! He is making his Rat Cave! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
4202 I think he really internalized it when we named him “Mouselangleo.” 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
4203 He/she must have got the idea from watching "Civilization" 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
4204 We can't! They named one of the mutant ninja turtles after him already. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
4205 I cannot live under pressures from patrons, let alone paint." --- Mickeylangel 1.1681 0.03643 119 100 18 1
4206 Look at him, he's enriched! 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
4207 The new Kibble? 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4208 And of course you know Leonardo, our Teenage Mutant Lab Rat. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4209 He’s clearly outgrown Paint By Numbers! Hi 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4210 Tell me that you do not see a Michaelangelo rat painting the Sistine Chapel, or did we both drink the study drug? 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
4211 Yeah, but it’s paint by number. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
4212 A fairly capricious Origin Story,I 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4213 Looks like Mousieangelo is adding the finishing touches. 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
4214 maybe one day he will be up there 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
4215 He's the ultimate "outsider" artist. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
4216 He says his name is Mouselangelo. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
4217 You were right, inserting the 1N3y gene did express creativity. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4218 We should hire them for the office X-mas party 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
4219 And this one we call 'Micelangelo.' 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4220 I've seen trained rats before but this one has been trained in High Renaissance art! 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
4221 I think we need to change his name to Leonardo 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
4222 Blue skies,nothing but blue skies… 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4223 Anyway, now we can call him Micelangelo. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
4224 Tinkling outside the box. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
4225 We believe this is how rats really behaved in the Renaissance era. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
4226 I’ll be dammed if it isn’t Michelangelo reincarnated! 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4227 Test 412 seems to be reacting positively to not checking his phone as soon as he wakes up 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
4228 I knew it! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
4229 And to think it all started when we named him Mickey 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
4230 What do you mean -- Rodentia Chapel has a nice ring to it! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
4231 I told you we should have called him Mickey, and not Michael. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
4232 Fine, once she's done, we'll feed her the lipstick. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
4233 Just because we can’t decide if it’s a frog, or a tiny weasel it doesn’t mean it’s not an artistic genius. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4234 Now that we’ve perfected Micelangelo, we can submit our grant for Rodint. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4235 Can you believe we used to switch their paws at birth? 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
4236 Mouseangelo is thriving with his enrichment tools. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4237 I told you Michelangelo was overrated. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4238 I told you that deep learning would work for rats. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4239 Just make sure he doesn't get hold of a hammer. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4240 Not only can it paint on its back, those are perfect "happy clouds"! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
4241 And to think that before he couldn't even draw a circle. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4242 This is the difference between rats at your farm and those in the Met Museum of Art....city evolution. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4243 And this littke guy we call Mickey Langelo 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4244 These results might statistically stand out. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
4245 We have to warn people, cheese is high in saturated fats 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
4246 OK, we know what's coming, let's close the curtains... 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4247 Let's call him Mickey. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4248 I'm such an idiot, right?! When he told me he could paint, I figured his style might be Banksy, Pollock, Basquiat, even... but this!? Whoa! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
4249 I thought Michelangelo was low bid. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
4250 No, I don’t think he was named after DiCaprio! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
4251 At least they’re not manipulating that chef anymore. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
4252 Believe it or not, his name is Michaelangelo. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
4253 Look, it's the artist Sistine Mouse! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4254 I'll start to worry if he starts composing for the piano or sculpting someone named David. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4255 I never expected THIS to happen when we started feeding him that new brain-Boosting version of Purina Rodent Chow! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
4256 When this mouse said he name was Mickey I didn't know that was short for Michaelangelo. 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
4257 I hope he finishes before this lab coat falls apart. 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
4258 Look what happened when we used Mozzarella at the end of the maze. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4259 WOW It' Leonardo-Da-Rat doing another Fresco ! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
4260 Those had better be non-toxic paints! 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
4261 By doing this he’s already lived 30 years longer than the other rats. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4262 Every time I use those eye drops, I see the most fantastical things! And so much more clearly. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4263 I guess I’d be more impressed if it weren’t so derivative. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4264 If he paints the 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4265 You are never more than six feet away from a Rathbone 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4266 Any minute my experiment will prove why women hate mice. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
4267 The unique expression of Leonardo DaRodentia. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
4268 The reanimation experiment apparently revived the Renaissance, too. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4269 issa Michaelangelo🤌 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
4270 Our experiment proves that reincarnation is real and that Michelangelo was a real *sshole 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4271 Ok, that's good enough for me. Just think of the dirty disloyal Flippers Ceiling I could do . .. Down at . . . 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4272 Genius is where you find it. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4273 Enough about this rat… and stop changing the subject. Like I was saying, the MCU is in deep shit, and they can’t just blame the misogyny boogeyman this time. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
4274 Better than Sistine, he's painting a Skinner Box ceiling. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4275 It’s clear this experiment needs a more contemporary approach. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4276 It’s amazing what they can do with the right tools and some mushrooms. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4277 Solitary confinement + paint = graffiti 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
4278 Do you believe in reincarnation, dear? I'm thinking 'The Agony and the Ecstasy.' 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4279 After he completes each fresco, he gets a dopamine hit of five million new fake followers. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4280 He’s exploring new highs in his cannabis period. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
4281 He's in Michaelangelo mode. If it lasts, we can make a fortune selling the paintings. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
4282 But I don’t think he is ready for the maze. Matthew Spangler, Sunnyvale, CA Spanglermatthew@yahoo.com 1.1622 0.03514 111 93 18 0
4283 His name is Topo. We imported him from Italy. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
4284 I thought rodents were supposed to be colorblind! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
4285 I think we have all the data we need. Bleach is safe for human consumption. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
4286 This is how he -- I mean they -- relaxes after a long day of looking for cheese. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
4287 I've got an idea for a sequel to Ratatouille 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
4288 Pretty good. But he’s certainly no Michelangelo 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
4289 Scientists announce primitive tool use among mice 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
4290 Homage? Obviously it 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4291 She's the only Rattus Norvegicus of our panel who came from Italy. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
4292 Ratangelo is preparing what looks like one of his best works. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4293 He's ready for the Murine Chapel. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4294 Michel-Mouse-Angelo ? 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4295 I'm still amazed that household furnishings can be used as scaffolding. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4296 The Real World 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4297 The Micelangelo collection has been selling very well on Etsy. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
4298 Our last AI-infused rat was an Impressionist. This one prefers the Renaissance. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4299 Surprising, yes. but also, alas, disappointingly derivative." 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
4300 When did you move his cheese ?? 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
4301 Seems like he was born for it. 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
4302 As you can see, I think this one qualifies for special consideration. Any thoughts on a name? 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4303 What a science project! 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
4304 All Rats Go To Heaven 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
4305 The intelligence serum was a total failure. It's so kitsch. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4306 We named him Mickey but he prefers Michelangelo. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
4307 It’s for the Ratican. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
4308 Well, Administration said they only have Arts and Humanities funds left. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
4309 And the mice shall inherit the earth. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4310 It’s a tiny, naked Michaelangelo! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4311 "And this is the subject we found at the Vatican. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
4312 Can you imagine what they can if we let them automatic weapons? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
4313 Let's call it RArTificial Intelligence! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
4314 He says he learned it from a turtle during his formative years in the sewer. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4315 For weeks, nothing but scribbles. Then we removed the rat Pope. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
4316 And you thought a wheel was interesting 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4317 He calls himself Leonardo Da Rat 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
4318 There always was something special about Mickey Angelo. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
4319 Or, you could say, it proves Michelangelo was no so special. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
4320 Yes, there's a glass ceiling in research, but channel your inner Michelangelo. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4321 I told you we should have just gotten the NYC pizza rat.” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4322 I may have misinterpreted your meaning of salts. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
4323 I commissioned it for only 3,000 dead cats! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4324 'Well, I think this proves your hypothesis, Dr Robinson--the radioactive ooze didn't just change those turtles--it had an effect on the rats in that sewer as well.' 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
4325 Wow , is that the real Mice-el - Angelo 1.1593 0.03679 113 96 16 1
4326 We could put the lid on eBay when he's done, but I don't know if they accept bids from rats. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4327 Clearly, we have more than an ordinary mouse. Let's double up on his cheese allotment and see where this goes. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4328 Mice'helangelo is amazing ! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4329 He just hates it when people call him Mike. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4330 Amazing! All the others needed paint-by-numbers. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4331 I told you not to use clear plastic for the cover. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4332 They still think I’m the experiment…one more angel mouse and it’s complete. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
4333 So this is how mousel-angelo produces his master pieces.... Honey ... The best work does come out laying down.. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
4334 Oh, oh, oh. Call the newspaper. You were right. It wasn’t the dog. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
4335 Yes,I think the Prussian blue looks much better. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4336 Mouselangelo is his name. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4337 hey look at mice-alangelo!! 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
4338 Wow, that one looks like the Creation of Mickey. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4339 I'm telling you, Alice, he looks exactly like Elon Muskrat! 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
4340 I told you we shouldn't name him Leonardo. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
4341 We never should have let him out to see the Sistine Chapel documentary. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
4342 It's no Michelangelo, but impressive nonetheless. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
4343 First, he paints the Old Testament. Then, he finds Cheeses. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
4344 Soon this is going to be us, with AI watching us work on our silly little creative projects 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
4345 Looks like he's getting started on "the Creation of Amsterdammer". 1.1583 0.03346 120 101 19 0
4346 It's a miracle: One dose of LSD and I made this rat diorama! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
4347 Micelangelo's on a roll! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4348 Good technique, but his use of color is pretty rudimentary." 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4349 Is this a statement on mouse existentialism or simply a sign that we should invest in more colorful cage decor? 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
4350 Well, I’ve been leaving the arts and science channel on for him at night when I go home. I guess he’s really been watching it. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4351 His name is Michelangelo. Mickey for short. 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4352 OMG - he's playing Uncle John's Band! 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
4353 he likesto eat with us. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4354 Did he get an extra dose of the Italian gene? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4355 Well, infinite monkeys and Shakespeare... 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4356 He certainly takes well to pasta. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4357 Do you think we should name him Micieangelo? 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
4358 Right now he's working on 'The Creation of Edam'. 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
4359 Maybe we can get him to help my kid with his model of Rome 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4360 We can make it an NFT and be set for life! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
4361 I guess he is Mousealangelo. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
4362 Our working theory is it’s the Parmesan. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4363 Michelangelo, eat your heart out! 1.1565 0.03403 115 97 18 0
4364 I knew we should not have used the Renaissance names on the turtles. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4365 I am sorry Susan, but I didn't think mozzarella was going to make him so cheesy. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4366 Cheesy if you ask me, but he's a mouse you know 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4367 Wow! He can play without any sheet music! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4368 He wants to be called Michelangelo, not Splinter. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4369 It's 'The Creation of Rat' by Rodentia da Vinci. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
4370 Some wires got crossed during the AI script rewrite of Ninja Turtles, but I think people are going to love it! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
4371 He was actually first in his class at the NYC Rat Rehabilitation School for the Arts. 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
4372 The beets inspired him to play with his food. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
4373 Just make sure those climate change protesters don't crawl in there and damage it. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4374 I just knew Pizza Rat had more to offer. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4375 What’s her call number?” - “Sixtine! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4376 They don't call him Mouse-alangelo for nothing! 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4377 When will her life begin? 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
4378 Yeah, it's great. I would have been more impressed if it was paint by numbers. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
4379 Aren't they fascinating? Behave like primates. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4380 His formative years were with the Ashcan School, but now he uses a lighter palette. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
4381 Wait, I thought we named this one Splinter, not Michaelangelo 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
4382 Okay, activate his microchip. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4383 It all started when he got out of Sistine Chapel trap. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4384 The FDA cutbacks hurt, but thank goodness for the NEA grants... 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4385 This drug trial is going great. Think it's too soon to call Walter Isaacson? 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
4386 This explains why he ate all the chalk. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
4387 He was commissioned by the Ratican. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4388 And that’s how God created heaven. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
4389 Hey Chuck…Imma need you to lower this scaffolding by about 6 inches…my brush is so close to my nose it’s like my finger tip is reaching out to the…OHhh my GAwd! That’s it!! Now I know how I am gonna finish this up…Hurry!! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
4390 And I thought rats were only talented in the culinary arts... 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
4391 Can you play my favorite, "Don't Fear the Reaper" again? 1.1538 0.03350 117 99 18 0
4392 We’ll name him “Mouselangelo”……. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
4393 Ha! And they said he did it standing up! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4394 I was certain that was Master Splinter, but by George, it’s Michelangelo after all! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4395 At first we were worried when it didn’t pass med school… 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4396 Oddly, the cousin of Pizza Rat. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
4397 After seeing this I am cancelling our trip to Italy. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
4398 Hypothetically, the behaviour could be a result of the classical music station I play on my radio as I’m working. It could also be attributed to a premonition of his future… 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4399 Should we call him Leonardo? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
4400 They say mice-chelangelo sees God, but don't discount the influence of his contemp-fur-aries 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4401 Who would have thought when we started calling him Mickey that he would begin painting frescos on the ceiling. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4402 We may want to review the results from all those maze studies. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
4403 Would you look at that! A supine rodent. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
4404 No, no! I said “fresh coat” not frescoes! 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
4405 The Pristine Habitrail 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4406 When the cheese is so that good you see god 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4407 We shouldn't have named him "Michaelangelo". 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
4408 Is this the Salvador DALL-E people have been raving about? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4409 He’s another Michelangelo! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
4410 Ratangelo is putting the finishing touches on the Sistine Pharmacological. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
4411 This rat is showing us another form of art! 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4412 Now I understand why he was named Mouselangelo. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
4413 Nice to be a MountChrist Condé here making some art 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
4414 We call him Mike. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
4415 Yes, of course he is a rescue from the streets of New York! 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
4416 I agree it's incredible, but the trustees are looking for something to challenge for the Nobel Prize. Ultimately isn't this just derivative? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4417 That's an interesting side effect of getting him to the museum 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4418 This, frankly, is Micelangelo's greatest work! Though his "Piéc-a" cheese will still have its proponents. 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
4419 So that's what the mouse Book of Genesis is about. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4420 Disney, and -- yes! -- Mickey Mouse. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
4421 Yeah, he thinks Michel-Frog-alo! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4422 I think we should call him 'Mickey Angelo.' 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
4423 This is the maximum dose. If we start seeing Baroque stylings, we’ll be forced to mention it as a side effect. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
4424 It was a breeding experiment. We embedded 'rat make rat' in its brain. Then the typo. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4425 Michael angle no 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4426 When I bought him he was advertised as a direct descendant of Mousiangelo! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4427 Sagest advice I ever got: Paid what you know! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
4428 Experiment hypothesis "humans believe everything they see" result-proven 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4429 It’s a common misconception the turtle was actually Michelangelo’s monster 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4430 That's what happens when you cross the Da Vinci code with the DNA code! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
4431 Her chosen art medium will no doubt inspire controversy, but cleaning this enclosure just got way easier. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
4432 Get Disney on the line-- a Ratstar is born. Ratartouille 2025! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
4433 Is that a Bob Ross badger-hair brush? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
4434 He’s working on Rattus #9, a vast improvement on his previous compositions. 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
4435 I didn't realize genes could migrate that far... 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
4436 Before we called him Michelangelo, he was so ' Down in the Dumps ' . 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
4437 Apparently his DNA virtually matches ours. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4438 What! I’m auditioning for Americas got Talent next week. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
4439 Michael? It that really you? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4440 Don't even suggest Michelangelo! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4441 We've DONE it, Helen! PURE entertainment. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4442 The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles inspired this experiment, but the Michelangelo mouse yielded a totally different result. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4443 Beetlejuice…beetlejuice…beetlejuice 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
4444 Hollymouse! I never knew these rats could draw the heaven. # 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
4445 He is from Michelangelo's old house 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4446 And to imagine the last lab rat we adopted just walked in circles and consumed his own tail. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4447 Another failed edible shampoo prototype 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4448 We are looking for the da Vinci gene. I’ll check with our art historian on call because we may have found the Michelangelo gene. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4449 I think Mickeyangelo will finish the Sistine Terrarium ahead of schedule. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
4450 Nobel Prize in Medicine "for experimental methods that boost creativity for mice undergoing Ozempic treatment" 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
4451 I named him Assisi. Now he feels inspired by Pope Francis. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4452 Oh wow! He must have gotten hold of some mushrooms again. Anita Barlow Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
4453 It all started three days ago. The heck of it is, we still can't figure out what mysterious substance the little genius ate! 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4454 We'll need to make room for the tourists. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
4455 Wait I thought Michelangelo was a turtle? 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
4456 ‘The sky sure is the limit for that guy…’ Callum J Rolfe 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4457 This proves that left handed mice have a creative edge 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
4458 Amazing what it can do with its own droppings. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4459 Eh… I really don’t think I would have gone with more green there. 1.1478 0.03755 115 100 13 2
4460 That Michelangelo? I thought he was a RAT? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
4461 A budding Micelangelo. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4462 He's trying to allure a balanced nature back in time" 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4463 Who knew electrical stimulation could turn a rat into Michelangelo? Zap zap! 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4464 Ever since he saw Bob Ross he hasn't stopped. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
4465 He’s painting the ‘’fishteen” chapel 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
4466 How did he see the documentary about Michelangelo? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4467 The Creation? No, The hallucination. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4468 We gave him that jellyfish supplement! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
4469 The experiment failed. They only plagiarize the great geniuses. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4470 That reminds me to paint my roof. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
4471 I might have to spare this rat from the rat soup that I am going to eat later with my seven illegitimate children ranging in ages seven to sixty-four. Of course that means less food for us, but I dont think Jonny is going to make it so he can starve. 1.1474 0.04725 95 85 6 4
4472 You might be impressed but I find it derivative. 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
4473 God damnit Rachel! You were supposed to be watching this one today. This is the fourth cage that they’ve gotten paint all over. Our departments budget is almost non existent... Christ, I have plans tonight with Chery, I don’t have the time to wash these f*ckin cages. 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
4474 I hear he's an artist in the kitchen, too! 1.1468 0.03646 109 94 14 1
4475 . "He has an interesting perspective." 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4476 We are calling it the Ratstine Chapel. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4477 He accidentally got into the new organic farmer's dog food, and now look! 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
4478 He calls it "The Big Cheese Cometh" 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4479 I think he's painting your face on satan 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4480 A mouse paints with his brains not with his paws. 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
4481 ROMA ARCHEOLOGICA & RESTAURO ARCHITETTURA 2023. MADE IN ITALY & USA - La reazione del topo alla nuova marca di formaggio italiano è davvero molto interessante! MADE IN ITALY & USA - The mouse's reaction to the new brand of Italian cheese is rather very interesting! Fonte / source: --- The New Yorker / Instagram (26/11/2023). 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
4482 He tells us his name is Splinter and he’s preparing to train Michelangelo. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
4483 Wow! I didn't know he could paint! 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4484 We believe he was commissioned by the rats in Metaphysics Lab. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
4485 Now suddenly just because I’m aware of these secret talents I’m supposed to feel shame and guilt about murdering them all? My job has value too you know!! 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4486 You should’ve seen him before the training. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
4487 Well, they say the sky's the limit, but our rat's aiming for the ceiling – quite literally! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4488 The mouse is painting the ceiling of its cage. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4489 This is a much better fit. He kept nibbling on his sculptures. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4490 He's really on a tear! ...only stops to have the plasterers lay on a fresh coat and of course for coffee break. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4491 It's one thing to find your way out of the maze, it's another thing to know how to stay out. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4492 Yes, he does have many talents…but can he drag a piece of pizza down the subway stairs? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4493 Hmmm I think this is a Mickey Angelo 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
4494 No, no, no, the clouds are all wrong! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4495 A talented artist AND he went on a date with pizza rat last night 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
4496 I used CRISPER to insert the creativity gene. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
4497 David Remnick, why is it I can still smell your cunt? Old Spice, Irish Spring, Axe Scrotum Spray all compete for dominance." Beast, Javertwock 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
4498 Honey, I've decided that Mousyangelo here will be our new interior decorator. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4499 Our director calls this the Murine Chapel. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
4500 Subject 427 in the gullibility tests is an outstanding success. We said we'll pay it in exposure. 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
4501 I thought the rat was called Splinter? 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
4502 We're calling him Mousechelangelo! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4503 I told you this would happen if you named him Michelangelo 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
4504 He only paints like this when he is trapped. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4505 This is what happens when you get funding from the Medici Foundation. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4506 Best ratscape yet! 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4507 He paints like Michelangelo. The turtle? 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
4508 And when he's done, we track the ergonomic injuries and see if he writes a poem about them. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
4509 He has captured, in all its majesty, the full glory of Gorgonzola. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
4510 Today everyone feels like Michelangelo. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4511 It's kinda sad in a way, ceiling fresco isn't his chosen medium. He actually just wanted to be a left alone to sculpt 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4512 Ah! Now, that must be the new in-mouse artist. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4513 It turns out the DNA of Leonardo DaVinci is quite effective on rats 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4514 Calling the Pied Piper, it's your turn in the lab. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4515 You are witnessing the painting of the Murine Chapel. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
4516 You see, it's not turtles, it's rats. And I've figured out which this one is. 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4517 As you can see, when you constrain the subject, remove all traces of cheese, that’s when it got the most creative 1.1414 0.03520 99 85 14 0
4518 We’ve trained him too well. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
4519 the ear in is back is pretty impressive too 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
4520 Hello, Micealangelo! Sorry the excercise wheel didn't work out. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4521 No one is saying that mice don't belong in heaven. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4522 Maybe it was a mistake to call him Michael. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
4523 I thought he was Splinter, but turns out he’s called Michaelangelo… 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
4524 I wonder if his patrons are church mice. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4525 t's a common myth that Michelangelo painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel while lying on his back, he worked standing. This so called 'Michelangelo Rat' is a fraud. 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
4526 Rodence is truly the home of the Masters! 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
4527 Interesting! Our lab rat Michelangelo isn't as incentivized by cheese as our mutant turtle experiment, also named Michelangelo. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
4528 This is a Michaelmouse! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4529 Amazing! Still…AIs got him beat. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4530 His colors are right on! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4531 We told him he's a Splinter. He insisted he's a Michelangelo. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
4532 Looks like we used the wrong pipette. 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
4533 What will he do when we lift the lid to clean his cage? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4534 What’s more is professor Jamison’s observations suggest he has been attempting to communicate with the four young box turtles that arrived on Wednesday! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4535 Given the right furniture, look what happens! 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4536 Michelangelo, he’s not — yet. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4537 WOW!! So aMAZEing. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
4538 When we named him Michaelangelo I really didn't expect this. 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
4539 Do you think it’s him or school of? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4540 I guess because we named him Michealango this was inevitable 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
4541 That's the same damn rat that stole my pizza. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
4542 The essential phases of Rat scripture! I don’t see cheese. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4543 If we pipe in some water, he'll have the Agony after the Extacy. 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
4544 See, Susan? There's no such thing as a glass ceiling. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
4545 In a world where all experience was based in the glorious lost past of Antiquity, he has made a new beginning. Harvey, more even than Mickey or Jerry, embodies a standard of artistic genius which reveals a radically changed image of rats. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4546 The Sistine Chapel ceiling, painted in fresco, was actually by Rattangelo. Not Michelangelo as is commonly thought. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
4547 Gotta be Dixieland or they won't play! 1.1368 0.03190 117 101 16 0
4548 I knew he'd like those left over Cannoli's! Each year The Feast of San Gennaro keeps giving! Rats! I wanted a more.. Bob Ross vibe on this one 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4549 Sort of my version of the Sistine Chapel. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4550 Peeking into the metaverse,” 2099 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4551 Good technique, but his palette is mousy. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4552 It was a big ask but the Rat Pope is paying top dollar 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4553 Wow! He must be Micelangelo! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4554 I always bought my pet goldfish at Woolworth 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4555 He could paint the ceiling or join his pals in the other aquarium. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
4556 This is our mouse, Walt who was exposed to a week of Online Cartooning lessons. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4557 Incredible work, Linda. I suspect a long career in taxidermy ahead. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
4558 This is Mouse van Gogh painting "A Ratty Night Sky" 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
4559 Michael Angelo he's not but an "A " for effort 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4560 We call him Michaelratgelo. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
4561 So this is what Ringo meant!! 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
4562 I knew we should've kept the cheese maze. He's become a starving artist. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4563 Wow, look what Mickeyangelo's accomplished! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4564 No way, Mousechelangelo couldn't be sentient! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
4565 But who will accept the only conclusion? Michelangelo reincarnated after centuries in a Buddhist heaven since the Renaissance. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
4566 Our first left handed escape artist 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4567 Well I understand he was apprenticed to a poor church mouse at the Vatican 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4568 This was not what I had in mind when I wanted to name the meds 'Ratican' 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4569 Must be all that Parmesan cheese we fed him 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
4570 When I saw what it did with the David sculpture I just knew it would take up painting. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4571 He's adapted to global warming. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4572 Very nice, but Mickie's sculptures are much better. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4573 Does that say, 'Pull my finger'? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4574 There’s just no telling where AI is going to stop. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4575 You re right. We switched the control group again. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
4576 That circle has to mean something 1.1327 0.03206 113 98 15 0
4577 The medication does have some side effects. You were asking what happened to Ed Kowalski in R&D? 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
4578 Mouseskullgigolo paints the Cremation of Madam in the Stripqueen Chattel 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
4579 Sure, I'm impressed ... but you must admit, it IS kind of derivative. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4580 Okay,it may seem impressive,but if you look closer it 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4581 He's been spending a lot of time with the turtles. 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4582 I don’t even know where to begin… 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
4583 Looks like Mikey taught Splinter a thing or two.” 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
4584 Ordered directly from the Sistine Chapel. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4585 We named him Mickey but he added the Angelo. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4586 New on Disney Plus - Mickeyangelo! 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4587 I think we’re ready to publish our findings on the crossing of a splinter with a turtle. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
4588 That's nothing -- one of the monkeys we have pounding away at those typewriters down the hall just produced 'Romeo and Juliet.' 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4589 I told you the painting class for Mickey was a good idea. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4590 Rodent,Rimini, Rodin, et al, you have no ceiling! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
4591 After staring at this thing for almost 5 hours, my sanity is starting to crumble. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4592 Once A.I. learns how to do this, we can get him back to his desk job. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
4593 Hmmm. Interesting.” “This creature has the DNA of Michelangelo! 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
4594 I feel like I’m channeling Michael Angelo with the fluidity of my brush strokes 1.1304 0.03387 115 101 13 1
4595 Hmmm...I suppose it's all one's point of view. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4596 You really think it looks like me? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4597 I said “Michelangelo”- not Micelangelo. Have you been streaming Art History podcasts for this mouse? Who named this mouse “Micelangelo?” 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4598 After Leonardo, Raphael and Donatello, I just assumed he was named after, you know…. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4599 Cistern Chapel 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4600 Amazing work, Michaelmouselo! 1.1287 0.03349 101 88 13 0
4601 So, now do you believe that he died in yesterday’s test? 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
4602 I prefer this version of heaven! [I am assuming the fluffy stuff is trees] 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4603 I know she is one of the greatest artists of our time. But I really want to boop that belly. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4604 Well we were trying to make a real life Splinter, but we got a Michaelangelo instead 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
4605 Finally. A classical music performance I don’t fall asleep watching. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
4606 And now he’s demanding we call him Micky Angelo. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
4607 So we've been studying the side effects of Ozempic... 1.1275 0.03599 102 90 11 1
4608 The news has been giving me the munchies too. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4609 I knew he was a rat with a rare talent." 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4610 You said you had Mickey Mouse, not Micheal 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4611 Good thing we screened The Agony and the Ecstasy in the lab last week. 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
4612 Mary, I've told you time and time again to recite your Apostle works outside the lab. The tests we're running on these mice make them very prone to suggestions. Last week another mouse was painting the Gaza Strip 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
4613 He claimed to be a Christian, but he's really an Animist. Can we get our money back? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4614 His reward when he finishes is a piece of cheese pizza. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
4615 We'll name this pill xanartax 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4616 Naming the rat Splinter may have been a mistake. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
4617 How can he do it with two ears? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4618 That’s what happens when you show the movie ‘The Agony And The Ecstasy’” Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
4619 I did always wonder where Michelangelo got his inspiration. 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
4620 We're soon going to have to get him a new lid for his cage... 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4621 All he has to do is find the cheese, and we can end this. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
4622 And all this time I've been thinking Leonardo was a turtle! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4623 How many Italian gummies did he ingest? 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
4624 You know, if we're planning to name him van Gogh, we should cut off one of his ears. 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
4625 He must have been watching us dissect cadavers; his musculoskeletal-skeletal structure is unparalleled. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
4626 Might be the tea I just drunk, but can you believe this is a post modern artist answering the call of the Pope? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4627 He just goes by "Angelo." Michael is his last name. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4628 I’m more fascinated by this than I am with the monkeys in the next room who typed all the works of Shakespeare! 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4629 He's not much of a dog-person, but he says absolutely no to cats in his version of the After-Life. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
4630 He really learned a lot from his Sistine Chapel visit! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4631 I see significant results in this artistically trial 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
4632 I was going to name him Splinter but he seems more like a Michelangelo 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4633 Better him than me Grace Plowden, New York 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4634 I think we have another Michelangelo right in front of us. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4635 I knew we should not have called him Leonardo 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
4636 I thought it was Splinter, but it turns out it's Michelangelo" 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4637 Paula, when you said he was a Charlton Heston among his litter mates he took you seriously." 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4638 Success! By naming him Michaelangelo he rose to the occasion! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4639 The Invention of God 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4640 He's a direct descendant of Mickey Angelo. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4641 Let’s see if it paints a Muroidean diety. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
4642 I never could stop at just one pretzel. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
4643 Also under the guidance of Master Splinter, Greg decided against fighting New York City crime and turned his anger to art (though all under the alias of his favourite, turtle roommate) 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
4644 We should have never mentioned their 23andme results. 1.1176 0.03206 102 90 12 0
4645 That's why I named him MicaelMousealo 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
4646 I wonder what would happen if we replaced all creative barriers to humans. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4647 Should we call it the cistern chapel? 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4648 Yeah, I don’t know much about time-travel and teleportation experiments, especially when they go wrong. But what I do know is that at some point in the 16th century, Michelangelo was running around stealing everyone’s cheese. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4649 Mark the date, and find out when Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4650 He's not painting a picture. He's smoking some hellashish dope. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
4651 It's not what we thought she meant by 'alfresco' but you gotta admit, it's more impressive than pulling a chef's hair to cook a meal! 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
4652 Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy: animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it." -- Milan Kunder 1.1165 0.03975 103 94 6 3
4653 We named him Mouselangelo just one week ago and this has already appeared, which is conclusive proof of nominative determinism. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4654 He came to us from Italy. He was found in a church. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
4655 Let’s keep him on a strictly Italian cheese diet. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
4656 He thinks he's Michaelangelo! 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4657 We were exploring other activities than the traditional wheel. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4658 At first I had reservations about such a high dosage giving Django a bad trip,but it seems to have stimulated a keen sense of mortality that can only be described as: arty. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
4659 And here is our test subject, Mastorium Splinterus; he seems to cope with the loss of his family through Renaissance Art, though no one seems to know how he knows about this era. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
4660 I hate to buy him before he finishes. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
4661 Next up, we teach it to write operas. 1.1143 0.03120 105 93 12 0
4662 Looks like they're headed for the Cayman Islands instead of Capistrano. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4663 The Falling on the Sword at Zero Gravity trial. 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4664 How This Particulary Hamster Has Impressed The Scientist of Global Importance With His Intellect 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4665 Definitely from the Ashcan School. Such a vivid technique. It's amazing how he has mastered those condiments from the old neighborhood -- yellow mustard, brown gravy, green relish, red tomato sauce, bleu cheese dressing... 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4666 Ya, that’s impressive, but it was supposed to escape the maze. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4667 We will be billionaires, psychedelic drug that fosters creativity without distorting perception! 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4668 When it comes to art, these mice are leaving the 'cheese' behind! 1.1111 0.03768 99 90 7 2
4669 Is this another version of Shroeder's Cat? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4670 You're more than a genetic scientist, sir; you're a Renaissance man. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4671 Maybe the vegans are onto something… 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4672 I thought this was Splinter. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4673 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4674 why didn't I ever think of painting with cheese? so pop 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4675 You can see why Mousyangelo is a lab favorite. 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4676 Splinter’s ‘Michelangelo’ 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4677 Maybe we should have named this one Michaelangelo instead of Splinter 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4678 Wow, we have a really smart rat in this cage! Look! He knows how to paint! I've never seen a rat be able to do that before. Maybe we should try to capitalize on this somehow. We could get him a bigger cage and more supplies. It's really neat that this rat can do all of this painting. 1.1048 0.03810 105 97 5 3
4679 First The Musculus Lisa, and now this. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4680 That mouse sure can paint! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4681 I know you can do it. I know you can do it. I'd like a demonstration. I want you - to knock my socks off! 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4682 I guess this means we have to reconsider non-human animal sentience....nah, off with her head with the rest. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4683 We're feeding him a steady diet of linguine alla puttanesca 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4684 He apparently hitched a ride from Rome on a cruise ship - we've named him Mousilangelo 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4685 I am going to call it the Michaelangelo gene, it will revolutionize the food industry. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4686 I think we've found the next Mouselangelo, maybe he can paint the Sciencestine Chapel for us? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4687 Maybe it's a combined result of his genetically modified brain cells and the electrically-controlled paintbrush. Or maybe, after lying around alone for a couple of days, he was just getting bored." 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4688 The man at the store said his name is Bob Ross. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4689 ...I'm still going to eat him when he's done. I love rat meat. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4690 The "man" behind Michelangelo's success 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4691 We gave this one ChatGPT a couple of weeks ago. We're expecting super intelligence any time soon. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4692 It’s a new program we are trying. We call it Rat Art touille 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4693 Ratelangelo painting the ceiling of the sixteenth hellhole. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4694 Remember the talking dog story! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4695 Record now as the time the level of LSD is therapeutic 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4696 He calls it Starry Mice. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4697 Maybe we should switch from Rodent to Clouddent 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
4698 Critize red shirting all you want but look at those leadership skills Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
4699 If animals really use tools, how then will we arrogate ourselves? 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
4700 Management likes us to pose them in weird setups when they die to keep the live ones on their toes. To be honest I don't even think we're doing any experiments anymore. God. Damn. This weed is fucking incredible. 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
4701 Now we've got to find a way to ask the mouse about its roof masterpiece without it squeaking,"mouse secrets". 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
4702 Look, he's painting the murine chapel. Mouserate, when will you be finished? Did you know that there were mouse angels? Well, at least he's moved on from frescoes! I'm betting god isn't going to be anthropomorphic. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
4703 I was foolish to imagine the rat would depict himself as Adam and one of us as God, but every jailer must either think himself the savior of his victims or be forced to come to terms with the true barbarism of the hell he has unleashed on another. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
4704 Those clouds are so light and fluffy! They make me want a slice of Angel Food cake. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
4705 It’s the Michael-Angelo-gened mouse! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
4706 It seems we underestimated one of the rats..." "Yes, I clearly saw and sucked 18 inches." "And I documented its DNA for transhumanistic enterprises." "You want to grow a rat penis? Isn't Reptile good enough?" "...." "Why didn't Mike draw its penis? 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
4707 Well, of course we can re-name her Mousellangela. But you can't let her propagate,or let that medication go on the market,or society as we know it will be destroyed! 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0