Contest #876


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 The weird part is this one’s on the placebo. 1.7439 0.01749 2085 1000 619 466
1 The control group is doing Impressionism. 1.7422 0.01753 1893 857 667 369
2 He found the cheese. Now he’s searching for meaning. 1.7299 0.02639 896 433 272 191
3 My guess is that he didn't get the placebo. 1.6977 0.01606 2392 1208 699 485
4 I don’t think we’ll have to rely on grants anymore. 1.6968 0.01861 1646 794 557 295
5 It’s the camembert. The Cheez Whiz group is cranking out stick figures.” 1.6855 0.01174 5024 2779 1046 1199
6 Fine, it is derivative, but I say we still give him the cheese. 1.6798 0.01756 1783 867 620 296
7 I'm pretty sure this one is a church mouse. 1.6782 0.01481 2666 1346 832 488
8 Who knew he was a church mouse? 1.6756 0.01695 1982 990 645 347
9 Sure the painting is amazing. But I’m more impressed with how he built the scaffolding. 1.6755 0.01787 1732 851 592 289
10 I admit it's beautiful, but he still has to press the lever if he wants a pellet. 1.6682 0.01480 2595 1311 834 450
11 I told you he was a church mouse. 1.6670 0.01397 2901 1465 937 499
12 And yet he still hasn't figured out the water bottle. 1.6650 0.01664 2012 1010 666 336
13 The most impressive part is he built the table, too. 1.6576 0.01947 1434 719 487 228
14 I didn't even know he was Catholic. 1.6557 0.01306 3753 2070 905 778
15 It's a pity we neutered him. 1.6535 0.01728 1948 1021 581 346
16 The hard part was getting him to read the Bible. 1.6528 0.01767 1849 966 559 324
17 Hard to believe he still can't solve the maze. 1.6521 0.01462 2593 1326 843 424
18 We have a betting pool on what God is going to look like 1.6450 0.01686 1890 962 637 291
19 Let’s add ‘derivative art’ to the list of side effects. 1.6438 0.01561 2431 1307 683 441
20 Here it comes: the defining scene where God banishes all cats to hell. 1.6342 0.01553 2340 1245 706 389
21 My God Edith, you're right! He's left-handed! 1.6336 0.02762 745 398 222 125
22 Should we submit our research results to Nature or to Sotheby's? 1.6308 0.02451 902 472 291 139
23 Frankly, I prefer his sculptures. 1.6280 0.01724 1766 914 595 257
24 What he puts in the center will answer a lot of questions 1.6260 0.02705 722 376 240 106
25 Oh look, now he's adding a little paw reaching down from the clouds. 1.6252 0.02049 1302 691 408 203
26 It started with graffiti on the maze walls. 1.6202 0.01867 1472 763 505 204
27 He’s severely overestimating the size of our grant 1.6157 0.01638 1915 1001 649 265
28 This drug definitely causes delusions of grandeur. 1.6135 0.01989 1366 735 424 207
29 This will be worth a fortune after he's incinerated. 1.6099 0.01513 3161 2000 394 767
30 Michelangelo was also left handed. 1.6073 0.01699 1752 922 596 234
31 It all started when he chewed on a crayon and we rewarded him with cocaine. 1.6041 0.02087 1354 773 344 237
32 He’s gone a lot more Renaissance since we took out his wheel. 1.6029 0.02188 1113 605 345 163
33 Micesterpiece. 1.6014 0.01817 1613 879 498 236
34 Yeah, I was impressed too ... until I realized he was just painting by numbers. 1.5947 0.01789 1636 894 511 231
35 Looks like we’ll need to start from scratch. The drug was meant to make him run faster. 1.5926 0.02592 837 475 228 134
36 We found him in the Met's cafeteria. 1.5859 0.01948 1386 770 420 196
37 Yet he couldn't get into Yale. 1.5852 0.01770 2177 1381 318 478
38 Well, he did intern at Disney. 1.5844 0.01723 1552 814 569 169
39 This trivializes our work on monkeys with typewriters. 1.5802 0.01778 1989 1218 388 383
40 If I'm being honest, I find his work to be a bit derivative. 1.5792 0.01827 1464 795 490 179
41 Behold. The Creation of Edam. 1.5779 0.01998 1367 783 378 206
42 He claims his name is Mickey Angelo and he was commissioned to paint it. 1.5775 0.02557 845 487 228 130
43 This is embarassing, Jane. I paid him to write 'Will you marry me?' 1.5774 0.01893 1415 784 445 186
44 That Bob Ross home video made quite an impact. 1.5768 0.01898 1413 785 441 187
45 And we call this terrarium the Ratican. 1.5761 0.01947 1399 793 406 200
46 Let's reschedule his dissection. 1.5694 0.03936 360 211 93 56
47 This one was raised without access to social media. 1.5674 0.03461 460 269 121 70
48 We bought him a wheel, but he insisted on the painting supplies 1.5670 0.01966 1224 669 416 139
49 Well, its good art, but its not great art. 1.5618 0.02044 1132 624 380 128
50 It's OK. But he doesn't get the cheese until he makes it through the maze. 1.5615 0.02041 1131 623 381 127
51 Actually his best work is as a sculptor. 1.5610 0.02040 1123 617 382 124
52 I’m now calling him Mickeyangelo”. 1.5535 0.02165 1010 565 331 114
53 The odds of Carol Lasky and her son, Colin Mills, regularly — and legitimately — being voted as caption finalists (sometimes, SIMULTANEOUSLY; SEE Exhibit “A”: https://micromismanagement.com/tag/street-hustler/) are septillions to none. 1.5503 0.02348 1363 956 64 343
54 It's impressive, but I was hoping he'd do something original. 1.5500 0.02133 1129 658 321 150
55 His parents are still hoping he becomes a doctor 1.5443 0.04076 327 197 82 48
56 I told you we should name him Mickey-angelo. 1.5440 0.02304 897 511 284 102
57 Did the majority of us caption voters TRULY wade through almost 10,000 caption entries, to get to — and vote favorably for — Colin Mills’ ‘I love space, but I miss seasons.’ caption? 1.5413 0.02433 1247 877 65 305
58 How is it, that the majority of us caption voters can CONSISTANTLY vote favorably for ALL of the captions (that we later find out were) submitted by Colin Mills and his mother, Carol Lasky? 1.5281 0.02526 1121 790 70 261
59 A janitor captured this guy around 2:00 a.m. at the Met's European Paintings collection. 1.5281 0.02519 748 437 227 84
60 I don’t have the heart to tell him God doesn’t exist. 1.5272 0.02534 753 444 221 88
61 Just wait until they discover surrealism. 1.5250 0.02561 720 422 218 80
62 I miss the days when you could be a caption finalist, by writing a funny caption (as opposed to simply receiving votes from fans of your New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest podcast, Facebook page, Instagram page, and Twitter page). 1.5151 0.03060 763 547 39 177
63 Wow! But where did she find the parts for the scaffolding? 1.5126 0.02571 636 364 218 54
64 Yes, it’s impressive, but if you read his poetry you’ll see he’s really quite depressed. 1.5114 0.03056 528 322 142 64
65 He calls it the Moustine Chapel. 1.5095 0.02656 630 370 199 61
66 His rendering of God looks a lot like you Alice 1.5084 0.02835 596 361 167 68
67 Yep,definitely a church mouse 1.5063 0.02673 715 446 176 93
68 He found an escape. 1.5051 0.02673 592 344 197 51
69 Incredible! All any of the others could manage was abstract expressionism! 1.5049 0.02625 711 437 189 85
70 Another useless side effect. 1.5042 0.02685 708 443 173 92
71 Who is going to tell him that the cage is upside down? 1.5000 0.02970 546 336 147 63
72 It's amazing what they're capable of when we take their smartphones away from them! 1.4961 0.02776 641 401 162 78
73 Amazing what they can do once we remove the cell phones. 1.4946 0.02834 647 414 146 87
74 I wonder if his angels will have tails? 1.4917 0.02932 541 333 150 58
75 Left-handedness seems to be correlated with artistic ability. 1.4909 0.02850 497 291 168 38
76 These days they’ll do anything to avoid the rat race. 1.4876 0.03032 484 295 142 47
77 Did we over-tweak his right brain?” 1.4874 0.02892 673 450 118 105
78 And yet he failed the maze. 1.4867 0.02861 639 415 137 87
79 It's fascinating what they will do when they’re not distracted by a treadmill. 1.4861 0.03469 397 249 103 45
80 We never gave him a name. I wonder what he’ll sign it. 1.4821 0.02910 475 282 157 36
81 Quick! Come take a look at this! See? I told you he was left handed. 1.4816 0.02886 598 384 140 74
82 We were just testing a new laxative so this was a bit of a surprise. 1.4809 0.03989 314 202 73 39
83 Martha,do you still have that little block of marble? 1.4790 0.03086 547 359 114 74
84 He’s in his Blue Cheese Period 1.4739 0.03044 536 348 122 66
85 Do you think we should tell him there's no future in the arts? 1.4738 0.03657 344 217 91 36
86 Nearly finished. Get the marble. 1.4738 0.03275 420 263 115 42
87 All I had to do was take away his phone for two hours. 1.4712 0.03238 486 320 103 63
88 Are you positive he got the placebo? 1.4700 0.03115 517 339 113 65
89 Incredible. He’s left-handed. 1.4690 0.03234 484 319 103 62
90 Well, yeah, but he's no Picasso. 1.4687 0.02846 463 275 159 29
91 And to think... he considers himself a sculptor. 1.4677 0.02941 558 362 131 65
92 He quit the rat race to find his calling. 1.4664 0.03064 506 327 122 57
93 Must be a church mouse. 1.4649 0.03084 484 310 123 51
94 Well, he already mastered the maze. 1.4648 0.02978 469 290 140 39
95 If you give a mouse a paint set, he’s probably going to ask for scaffolding . . . 1.4632 0.03020 516 334 125 57
96 I’m shocked. I had no idea he was religious. 1.4623 0.03350 491 338 79 74
97 We don’t know what went wrong; all of our conditioning should have lead him to the STEM fields. 1.4612 0.03137 490 321 112 57
98 And this one is a church mouse I picked up in the Vatican. 1.4600 0.03282 487 330 90 67
99 Go Micelangelo! 1.4595 0.03339 383 241 108 34
100 I think this drug is ready for human trials 1.4593 0.03358 442 294 93 55
101 We adopted him after he completed a long tenure in the psychedelics testing lab 1.4592 0.03014 490 313 129 48
102 You should see what he did with the block of cheese that was in there. 1.4581 0.03086 465 297 123 45
103 Sure, that's cool, but let's see how she does in the maze! 1.4579 0.03019 463 291 132 40
104 I never had him figured as a lefty. 1.4553 0.03134 470 306 114 50
105 But can he find his way out of a maze? 1.4541 0.02945 458 284 140 34
106 Excellent Work. How is the Einstein Clone Progressing? 1.4527 0.03268 391 247 111 33
107 …yeah…eh… What exactly did you put in his water bottle? 1.4499 0.03049 389 236 131 22
108 What was that last pill? 1.4452 0.03266 420 275 103 42
109 What's even more amazing is that he got the placebo. 1.4442 0.03527 403 275 77 51
110 We'll know more after the dissection. 1.4435 0.03810 354 244 63 47
111 We are definitely not feeding this one to the snake. 1.4423 0.03750 364 251 65 48
112 I think we can skip the maze with this one. 1.4412 0.03402 417 282 86 49
113 Look. He's thinking outside the maze. 1.4400 0.03231 375 237 111 27
114 He’s gotten a lot more creative since we removed the wheel. 1.4394 0.03369 396 262 94 40
115 The detail on the teeny tiny genitals is astounding 1.4389 0.03228 360 225 112 23
116 The pharmaceutical trial team was happy to add “may cause creativity” to their side effect list! 1.4375 0.03226 368 232 111 25
117 Painting!?I'm still trying to figure out how she got the scaffolding in! 1.4368 0.03703 348 236 72 40
118 Looks like this diabetes drug might have some side-effects. 1.4363 0.03259 408 268 102 38
119 The others are finishing my nursery room now. 1.4348 0.03425 368 242 92 34
120 This will definitely not help with the cancer research 1.4345 0.03584 336 221 84 31
121 My god! He's Catholic! 1.4343 0.03497 396 271 78 47
122 I told you shouldn’t feed him shrooms. 1.4342 0.02992 403 251 129 23
123 At least we won't have to pose in the nude for him anymore! 1.4329 0.03594 365 248 76 41
124 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1.4327 0.03301 416 279 94 43
125 And to think that this all started when we took away his phone. 1.4318 0.03757 352 244 64 44
126 He's been like this ever since we took him out of the rat race. 1.4317 0.04112 278 189 58 31
127 Wait! Is that Micky Angelo? 1.4314 0.03384 350 226 97 27
128 Who knew CRISPR could change "r-a-t" into "a-r-t?" 1.4305 0.03668 374 261 65 48
129 I understand now he wants a hammer, a chisel and a slab of marble the size of a candy bar. 1.4294 0.03523 347 230 85 32
130 We laughed, remember, when he started the scaffold? 1.4294 0.03557 361 244 79 38
131 Even though this experimental drug didn't cure anything, I still think we can monetize it 1.4282 0.03371 369 243 94 32
132 I’m thinking we just skip the maze with this one. 1.4278 0.03577 367 251 75 41
133 And yet he couldn't finish the maze. 1.4270 0.03656 370 258 66 46
134 Barbara, I think we gave this one the wrong cookie 1.4269 0.03582 342 229 80 33
135 Mouselangelo,earning his fromaggio… 1.4266 0.03464 368 247 85 36
136 Amazing, considering he flunked maze. 1.4265 0.03621 340 229 77 34
137 This is nothing compared to his Bleu cheese period works. 1.4257 0.03318 397 266 93 38
138 It’s a mousterpiece! 1.4255 0.03734 329 224 70 35
139 She’s left-handed! How did we miss that? 1.4235 0.03454 366 246 85 35
140 We can probably throw away the maze now. 1.4234 0.03566 385 269 69 47
141 Interesting ... when he had the running wheel, his art work was more like Jackson Pollock. 1.4219 0.03476 384 264 78 42
142 I didn’t even know he could paint, let alone that he was roman catholic. 1.4214 0.03977 299 207 58 34
143 Good thing we didn't call him Oppenheimer 1.4212 0.03844 330 231 59 40
144 And what’s the one exposed to Fox News up to? 1.4209 0.03777 354 251 57 46
145 Let's skip the maze. 1.4207 0.03725 347 242 64 41
146 Before we enlightened him, he was in the 191st Street subway tunnel doing graffiti. 1.4183 0.03767 306 207 70 29
147 Does this mean the vaccine is safe or not safe? 1.4175 0.04089 285 199 53 33
148 I'm going to regret passing on the chance to buy up his early work when I had the chance. 1.4174 0.03792 333 233 61 39
149 He identifies as a sculptor, though 1.4171 0.03563 350 239 76 35
150 See! There it is! That proves it! There ARE left-handed mice! 1.4167 0.03647 348 241 69 38
151 This one was a church mouse. 1.4164 0.03909 317 223 56 38
152 I’m more interested in how he built the scaffold…! 1.4161 0.03761 322 222 66 34
153 I didn't realize he wanted something more than a running wheel. 1.4161 0.03439 310 200 91 19
154 Fundraising for the next grant just got easier. 1.4151 0.03847 318 222 60 36
155 I started feeding him imported artisanal Italian cheeses. 1.4150 0.03531 294 190 86 18
156 Last week, he was Van Gogh. I wish he’d pick a style and stay with it. 1.4130 0.04002 293 205 55 33
157 Do we tell him we moved the cheese? 1.4129 0.03811 310 214 64 32
158 He's having trouble with Moses 1.4118 0.03343 323 209 95 19
159 Sure, he has a certain skill set, but his maze times are terrible. 1.4105 0.03766 324 226 63 35
160 Not what I expected for the placebo group. 1.4088 0.03634 340 236 69 35
161 NIH wouldn't fund it, but NEA did 1.4082 0.03534 316 211 81 24
162 His parents are still hoping he'll be a doctor. 1.4082 0.04195 245 168 54 23
163 OMG! Who knew he was left-handed? 1.4078 0.03381 385 266 81 38
164 The French mouse just drinks wine, smokes and complains. 1.4069 0.03664 317 217 71 29
165 I’d hate to tell him it’s been done before. 1.4069 0.03846 290 199 64 27
166 Yes that's nice, but it's really lacking in innovation. 1.4065 0.03638 310 210 74 26
167 The great Mouselangelo 1.4061 0.03564 293 193 81 19
168 That's pretty good for a lefty! 1.4056 0.03755 286 193 70 23
169 Incredible...couldn't press a lever to save his life though. 1.4048 0.03703 331 232 64 35
170 Astounding! And yet derivative. 1.4045 0.03340 314 204 93 17
171 Education counts. We found him in the Metropolitan Museum." 1.4043 0.04166 277 198 46 33
172 These Italian lab rats seem different. 1.4043 0.03758 282 190 70 22
173 I can't believe we're the first to ask what would happen if we replaced their exercise wheel with a scaffold. 1.4042 0.04057 287 204 50 33
174 We took away his smartphone and he started doing this. 1.4042 0.03841 287 197 64 26
175 She doesn't like the glass ceiling. 1.4038 0.03551 317 214 78 25
176 Must be a female; she’s working below the glass ceiling. 1.4036 0.04189 275 197 45 33
177 He'd do anything to get out of lab work. 1.4023 0.04253 261 186 45 30
178 Wow,this is even better than his sculpture. 1.4019 0.03683 311 214 69 28
179 This proves my theory that science and religion CAN mix! 1.4018 0.03508 326 221 79 26
180 It’s a shame we have to give him cancer. 1.4016 0.04397 244 174 42 28
181 We've got to tell the Pope! 1.4012 0.03683 339 240 62 37
182 To PETA, it’s a prison. To him, it’s a chapel. 1.4008 0.03991 262 180 59 23
183 And yet, the left hemisphere was completely unaffected. 1.4000 0.03964 235 156 64 15
184 Forget the research grant, this rat is our ticket out of here.” 1.4000 0.03939 280 195 58 27
185 His influences are Michelangelo and Chagall, but he's a disciple of Rodent. 1.4000 0.03592 315 215 74 26
186 Sure, we're impressed. But we're scientists. What do we know about art? 1.3993 0.03662 303 207 71 25
187 It's like he's lost all interest in the piano 1.3993 0.03865 303 214 57 32
188 Not bad for a sculptor. 1.3979 0.04001 289 206 51 32
189 We call this one the Ratican, and just wait until you see Rodent’s The Thinker. 1.3976 0.04300 254 182 43 29
190 I said 'fresh coat,' not 'frescoes.' 1.3976 0.03433 332 225 82 25
191 Their favorite subject is always the big cheese. 1.3973 0.03742 297 205 66 26
192 It's quieter than that damn wheel. 1.3971 0.03478 340 234 77 29
193 The control group just doodles. 1.3969 0.03876 262 178 64 20
194 One mouse's ceiling is another mouse's masterpiece. 1.3965 0.04102 227 153 58 16
195 Remarkable, even if it is paint by numbers. 1.3964 0.03747 275 186 69 20
196 See? Everyone thinks God looks like them. 1.3955 0.03540 354 250 68 36
197 So how far have the monkeys gotten with Shakespeare? 1.3947 0.04084 266 188 51 27
198 And you said all those art classes were a waste of money. 1.3946 0.03921 261 179 61 21
199 You wouldn't believe what he can do with marble. 1.3945 0.04126 256 180 51 25
200 It’s a pity we have to cut open his brain after lunch. 1.3943 0.04169 246 172 51 23
201 Think he'll finish before the grant runs out? 1.3938 0.04163 259 184 48 27
202 Well this is unexpected…he’s left handed 1.3934 0.03879 272 188 61 23
203 It's amazing what happens when you take away their smartphone 1.3929 0.04057 252 175 55 22
204 But stick him in a little maze and he’ll be lost for hours. 1.3926 0.04008 242 165 59 18
205 Well that’s closer, but we clearly asked for Impressionism. 1.3924 0.03757 288 199 65 24
206 I just hope he lives long enough to finish it. 1.3923 0.03930 260 179 60 21
207 And then we decided to make it more and more difficult for him to get that piece of cheese." 1.3921 0.04283 227 158 49 20
208 i’m more amazed it learned to build scaffolding 1.3920 0.03641 301 207 70 24
209 Let’s keep it vague and go with side effects may include an increase in artistry 1.3911 0.03816 271 186 64 21
210 Wow. Let's name another mouse "Da Vinci" and see what happens. 1.3895 0.03814 285 199 61 25
211 So it was not Michelangelo? 1.3893 0.03764 244 162 69 13
212 I would say the cannabis supplements are definitely making a difference. 1.3891 0.04034 257 180 54 23
213 Definitely the most surprising side-effect since the viagra trials 1.3885 0.03951 296 214 49 33
214 Looks like there’s something to this micro-dosing 1.3876 0.03946 258 179 58 21
215 That doesn't surprise me as much as when he asked me for the paint. 1.3876 0.04133 258 184 48 26
216 Well, statistically speaking, this had to happen eventually, right? 1.3875 0.03703 271 184 69 18
217 Amazing. I kinda feel bad that we gave the little fella cancer. 1.3875 0.04055 271 194 49 28
218 He finds this relaxing after working in the lab all day. 1.3875 0.04055 271 194 49 28
219 The Rodenaissance is here. 1.3871 0.03448 279 184 82 13
220 I’m equally impressed with his scaffold building skills.” 1.3867 0.03849 256 175 63 18
221 A bit derivative, don't you think? 1.3863 0.03682 277 189 69 19
222 Wait.... are those tiny little numbers? 1.3863 0.03890 277 195 57 25
223 I guess they're not all into science. 1.3858 0.03746 254 171 68 15
224 If you think this is impressive, you should see what he did with a piece of marble last week… 1.3855 0.04012 262 185 53 24
225 He chose medicine for the money, but maintains his hobbies. 1.3849 0.03795 265 182 64 19
226 Maybe we ought to give those monkeys another shot at the typewriter. 1.3843 0.03816 255 174 64 17
227 He picked it up during Covid. 1.3832 0.03778 274 190 63 21
228 What amazes me most is how he got the running wheel out and the scaffolding in 1.3831 0.04020 261 185 52 24
229 I don’t know. They just said feed him raviolis and calle him by his proper name, Mickey Angelo. 1.3828 0.03723 256 173 68 15
230 Sure, he can paint, but he gets lost in a maze. 1.3826 0.03840 264 183 61 20
231 Hard to believe he did it all with his left hand. 1.3822 0.04115 259 186 47 26
232 You should see what the other one is doing with a can of tomato soup. 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
233 His students did most of it. 1.3821 0.04156 246 175 48 23
234 Now we need FDA AND Vatican approval. 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
235 Now just imagine what she could do if we gave her a typewriter. 1.3817 0.03876 241 164 62 15
236 Well, this was a failure; he hasn't pressed the button for cheese once. 1.3817 0.04151 262 190 44 28
237 Look what happens when you take away someone’s smartphone. 1.3812 0.04484 202 142 43 17
238 When we remove the wheel, creativity flourishes 1.3811 0.04139 244 173 49 22
239 How funny, he thinks God looks like him. 1.3811 0.04046 265 190 49 26
240 Must be Mickey-Angelo! 1.3806 0.03685 268 183 68 17
241 So, this is the control group. The experimental group paints Campbell’s Soup cans. 1.3806 0.04061 247 174 52 21
242 And you’re positive he was just given the placebo in this trial? 1.3806 0.04181 247 177 46 24
243 I definitely feel he's moving away from the Renaissance period and towards Classicism. 1.3800 0.04026 250 176 53 21
244 and to think, this all started with lever presses for cocaine. 1.3799 0.04196 229 161 49 19
245 Well, the drug’s a failure. It didn’t clear his acne. 1.3796 0.04080 274 200 44 30
246 Take away the Internet, and it's amazing what they can do. 1.3790 0.03607 314 222 65 27
247 It's a work of rat. 1.3788 0.04545 198 140 41 17
248 I still think we should market it as a weight loss drug. 1.3788 0.03872 264 185 58 21
249 obviously his heart lies elsewhere, but his parents insisted he go into lab work 1.3787 0.04206 235 167 47 21
250 Always appreciate the lab animals from Italy. 1.3783 0.03851 230 155 63 12
251 I told you the ecstasy would ease the agony." 1.3782 0.03670 238 158 70 10
252 Too bad the Pope is cranky about pets. 1.3776 0.04461 196 137 44 15
253 By golly, he's finally turned the page from that God awful cubism phase. 1.3775 0.04114 249 178 48 23
254 I didn't know he is left-handed. 1.3768 0.03744 284 200 61 23
255 I told you limiting his screen time would work! 1.3767 0.04336 215 152 45 18
256 This explains the big naked cheese sculpture in the maze. 1.3765 0.04118 255 184 46 25
257 Let’s name it Rodentus Michelangelis." 1.3759 0.03588 274 187 71 16
258 We'll get to the bottom of this. I sent his DNA to 23 and Me. . 1.3756 0.04152 205 140 53 12
259 "He watched a YouTube video." 1.3755 0.03785 253 174 63 16
260 I was already impressed when he built the scaffold. 1.3750 0.04162 248 179 45 24
261 He’s doing great — to pass the test, he just needed to assemble the scaffolding. 1.3750 0.04152 232 164 49 19
262 A better question might be where did he get the paint and brush. 1.3740 0.04035 262 189 48 25
263 They say you should paint what you know. 1.3740 0.03898 246 171 58 17
264 Yeah, but is it art? 1.3739 0.04162 238 170 47 21
265 I agree about the painting, but the true genius was in building the scaffold! 1.3736 0.03916 273 196 52 25
266 Ok now let’s give him psilocybin and see if we get surrealism. 1.3736 0.04142 265 195 41 29
267 We fed this one artisanal cheese. 1.3734 0.04092 233 164 51 18
268 And he speaks Italian too! 1.3733 0.03630 300 212 64 24
269 All we had to do was switch from Cheddar to Mozzarella. Fascinating." 1.3730 0.03616 319 229 61 29
270 Just amazing! How did he ever build that scaffold? 1.3726 0.04022 263 190 48 25
271 We are witnessing the greatest mice-tro of his generation! 1.3721 0.03649 258 176 68 14
272 Oh my! He is left-handed,too 1.3717 0.04026 269 196 46 27
273 …well this is an unexpected outcome of the drug 1.3717 0.04131 226 159 50 17
274 In this version, God is reaching out to Edam. 1.3715 0.04174 253 185 42 26
275 He's left handed? 1.3714 0.03776 280 199 58 23
276 Well, he's no Jackson Pollock. 1.3712 0.03697 299 214 59 26
277 Isn't it amazing that he built that scaffolding all by himself? 1.3712 0.03900 264 188 54 22
278 Well, I'll be. He's Italian. 1.3712 0.03998 229 159 55 15
279 Tell the monkey to finish up the tapestries" 1.3708 0.03781 240 164 63 13
280 Interesting, yes. But his maze times are still lousy so the drug is a failure. 1.3708 0.03941 267 192 51 24
281 I should be impressed, but it's so derivative. 1.3707 0.04191 232 166 46 20
282 Ok, now bring in the one you trained as a critic and let's see how they interact. 1.3697 0.04435 211 152 40 19
283 His own little Ratican City. 1.3696 0.04215 230 165 45 20
284 I’m more interested in how he built that scaffolding. 1.3694 0.04031 222 154 54 14
285 Unfortunately, because we didn’t establish a control group, we’ll never know if this is significant. 1.3693 0.04284 241 177 39 25
286 The FDA will never approve this. 1.3692 0.04405 195 137 44 14
287 It’s amazing what he does without the cat around. 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
288 You'd think a churchmouse would have a more accurate depiction of God. 1.3690 0.04029 252 181 49 22
289 You call the auction houses. I'll call the Pope. 1.3690 0.04660 187 134 37 16
290 I think he’s telling us he wants parmigiana instead of cheddar. 1.3682 0.03823 201 133 62 6
291 His wheel broke and I thought why not give him a paint set. 1.3677 0.04307 223 161 42 20
292 As you can see, all of our paints undergo animal testing. 1.3677 0.04354 223 162 40 21
293 We call this one Micelangelo. 1.3676 0.03850 272 195 54 23
294 I mean, he still hasn’t found the cheese but I think he’s earned partial credit. 1.3676 0.03778 272 193 58 21
295 Homage, ironic, or just derivative? It’s hard to say. 1.3676 0.03937 253 180 53 20
296 You should see what he can do with a block of marble. 1.3672 0.03702 256 177 64 15
297 You should see the group who tested the Van Gogh batch. 1.3670 0.03399 267 179 78 10
298 It's nice, but kind of derivative. 1.3668 0.03845 229 157 60 12
299 I didn't know it would take this long when I commissioned it. 1.3667 0.04128 240 173 46 21
300 You should see his David. Sculpted completed out of mozzarella. 1.3665 0.04192 251 185 40 26
301 Your guess is as good as mine- we gave this one the placebo 1.3661 0.04080 254 185 45 24
302 Looks like the ADHD meds are working. 1.3657 0.04306 216 155 43 18
303 And this is just the placebo. 1.3657 0.04101 216 151 51 14
304 He's very creative but he wasn't able to figure out the maze. 1.3655 0.03651 238 161 67 10
305 He's getting to the part where he and Godzilla touch paws 1.3655 0.03683 249 171 65 13
306 Interesting — he wasn’t so great in the maze. 1.3654 0.04208 208 146 48 14
307 Yeah...but can he paint sitting up? 1.3653 0.03683 219 146 66 7
308 Doris, great idea replacing the wheel with scaffolding. 1.3653 0.04062 219 153 52 14
309 Well, I think it's about time we stop testing on animals." 1.3653 0.04312 219 158 42 19
310 And we thought all she could do was build scaffolding. 1.3650 0.04144 200 138 51 11
311 I'd say the shrooms have definitely kicked in. 1.3649 0.04220 211 149 47 15
312 She's extremely talented --we call her our mice-tro. 1.3647 0.04028 255 185 47 23
313 Guess he didn’t get placebos. 1.3645 0.04178 214 151 48 15
314 I don't know...it seems derivative to me. 1.3644 0.04275 225 163 42 20
315 It’s a little derivative, no? 1.3644 0.04181 225 161 46 18
316 They call him Mickey Angelo 1.3644 0.03958 247 176 52 19
317 He's watched all 29 seasons of Bob Ross's Joy of Painting 1.3640 0.04006 250 180 49 21
318 This one shows the interesting result of combining the Adderall with holy water. 1.3632 0.04066 234 167 49 18
319 Whichever drug is being tested on her let's license it immediately 1.3628 0.03872 226 156 58 12
320 Now watch what happens when we turn the WiFi back on. 1.3628 0.04022 226 159 52 15
321 Too bad we gave him cancer. 1.3628 0.04561 215 160 32 23
322 In human trials the effects are expressed as dry mouth and diarrhea. 1.3628 0.04366 215 156 40 19
323 I guess Bob Ross really can teach anyone to paint. 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
324 And to think we almost gave this one cancer! 1.3625 0.04288 240 178 37 25
325 Honestly, I'm more impressed by the scaffolding. 1.3624 0.04273 218 157 43 18
326 He needs to run on his wheel, but I hate to interrupt him when he's so engrossed . . . . 1.3624 0.04070 218 153 51 14
327 Hmmm...the placebo mouse is just running on a wheel. 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
328 Were pleased that his Jackson Pollock phase is over. The cage floor was getting too messy. 1.3621 0.04089 232 166 48 18
329 And to think we were happy when one of them found their way out of the maze. 1.3620 0.04182 221 158 46 17
330 He's bored. I told you we should buy him a wheel." 1.3619 0.04008 210 145 54 11
331 I want a fun pet. Not one that will make me feel inadequate. 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
332 I have no idea where he's going to put the twelve apostles. 1.3615 0.04080 213 149 51 13
333 Oh look it's the 1/16th chapel 1.3611 0.04249 216 155 44 17
334 And yet he’s still never found the cheese. 1.3611 0.04349 216 157 40 19
335 A classic Mouselangelo 1.3611 0.03775 252 177 59 16
336 Once he's euthanized this will be worth a fortune 1.3610 0.04621 205 152 32 21
337 Thanks to your hard work, it looks like the lab will be funded another year! 1.3607 0.03950 219 152 55 12
338 The painting is impressive, but the boa is hungry. 1.3598 0.04256 239 177 38 24
339 That she built the scaffolding too is pretty impressive. 1.3598 0.04475 214 158 35 21
340 Would you look at that,left paw dominant! 1.3598 0.03955 214 148 55 11
341 Funny thing is I thought he was an atheist. 1.3598 0.04223 214 153 45 16
342 You really expect me to believe that he built the scaffold himself?!? 1.3596 0.03974 203 139 55 9
343 Any luck with the monkeys trying to write Shakespeare? 1.3594 0.04381 217 159 38 20
344 Funny he flunked the maze test. 1.3594 0.04232 217 156 44 17
345 He calls it ‘The Creation of Edam’” 1.3594 0.03932 256 185 50 21
346 We'll have to keep trying - he's using too much red. 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
347 And this is the control group? 1.3592 0.03931 245 175 52 18
348 He's pretty good. Derivative, yes, but still... 1.3591 0.04141 220 157 47 16
349 Amazing! When did he start painting left-pawed? 1.3591 0.04432 220 163 35 22
350 Still no change in urine retention. This drug is useless. I’m ending this trial. 1.3590 0.04566 195 142 36 17
351 I thought that was a glass ceiling. 1.3589 0.04128 209 147 49 13
352 Surprisingly, one Bob Ross episode was all it took. 1.3587 0.04341 223 164 38 21
353 I wonder where he got the scaffold? 1.3586 0.04023 237 170 49 18
354 We'll check back on him in 4 years. 1.3586 0.04342 198 141 43 14
355 I agree. His work IS derivative. OK, feed him to the cat, and we're back to square one. 1.3584 0.04843 173 126 32 15
356 Well...he's no Michelangelo. 1.3582 0.04119 201 140 50 11
357 He told me it would be finished weeks ago. 1.3578 0.04137 204 143 49 12
358 Not only this, but he sculpted his cheese into a nude Mickey Mouse! 1.3578 0.04217 232 170 41 21
359 I know we had decided on an Impressionist, but look at this little guy 1.3575 0.03921 221 154 55 12
360 After the monkeys and typewriters this seemed like the logical next step. 1.3574 0.04134 235 171 44 20
361 Why a duck? 1.3571 0.03674 224 152 64 8
362 Mom and I love your little hobby, but you need a real job. 1.3567 0.04664 171 122 37 12
363 Oh, this is just a study for the ceiling of the Ratican. 1.3564 0.04336 202 145 42 15
364 See what you are capable of when you aren’t on screens all day? 1.3563 0.04386 174 121 44 9
365 The pope's gonna wanna see this! 1.3560 0.03830 250 178 55 17
366 The magic mushroom therapeutic trials are showing promise. 1.3558 0.04247 208 149 44 15
367 I can't wait to see God." 1.3557 0.04519 194 141 37 16
368 I can't shake this feeling that humans aren't as special as we think we are. 1.3550 0.04181 231 169 42 20
369 I never knew he was Catholic 1.3548 0.03892 248 178 52 18
370 This always happens when you agree to pay by the hour. 1.3548 0.04656 186 136 34 16
371 I don't have the heart to tell him this has been done before. 1.3547 0.04053 234 169 47 18
372 This is nothing, the last one could cook! 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
373 Classic overacheiver. 1.3543 0.04366 175 122 44 9
374 This one's name is Mickey Angelo. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
375 I liked his last piece better. 1.3535 0.03876 215 149 56 10
376 Now we know what the placebos do. 1.3534 0.04211 232 171 40 21
377 Naming them after artists seemed cute at the time, but now I'm scared to look in Salvador Dalí's tank. 1.3532 0.04308 218 160 39 19
378 If we set him free, his progeny will transform New York graffiti 1.3532 0.04258 235 175 37 23
379 Now that’s self actualization 1.3529 0.04070 204 143 50 11
380 Amazing - he built a scaffold! 1.3529 0.04466 204 150 36 18
381 Next week, we're giving him a hammer and chisel and a big block of marble. 1.3527 0.03939 258 189 47 22
382 Once the amphetamines kick in, we'll get him to do a Pollock. 1.3527 0.04138 241 178 41 22
383 He calls it 'The Creation of the Rat Race'. 1.3527 0.03923 241 173 51 17
384 Guess. Mushroom group or control group. 1.3527 0.04626 207 156 29 22
385 The downside is that he wants a bottle of '59 Lafite Rothchild delivered every two days 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
386 Oh my goodness, he is better than the New Yorker cartoonists. 1.3524 0.04366 227 170 34 23
387 Funny but you never think of mice being religious. 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
388 Impressive, but I like his sculptures better 1.3522 0.04052 230 166 47 17
389 Side effects include anxiety, body aches, cardiac arrest, depression, eating disorders, and frescoes. 1.3520 0.04301 196 140 43 13
390 He works at the behest of the Medicheese 1.3520 0.04421 196 142 39 15
391 Hey look , this is how you reach out to your twin flame . 1.3519 0.03691 216 147 62 7
392 This is what happens when the cat's away. 1.3519 0.04026 216 153 50 13
393 Impressive? Sure, if you happen to like High Renaissance art. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
394 So on the fourth day looks like He invented cheese. 1.3517 0.03887 236 168 53 15
395 I told you those Bob Ross videos would be useful 1.3514 0.04792 185 138 29 18
396 I thought rats were colorblind. 1.3512 0.04053 205 144 50 11
397 He did this and all we did was take away his smartphone? 1.3511 0.04735 188 140 30 18
398 His best work was done in a block of Romano. 1.3509 0.03930 228 162 52 14
399 It’s no good. He just can’t do angels. 1.3505 0.04156 214 154 45 15
400 You should see the guinea pig’s Monet 1.3503 0.04283 197 141 43 13
401 And you thought his sculptures were good! 1.3502 0.04010 217 154 50 13
402 Wait until this drug is FDA approved! 1.3502 0.03790 257 185 54 18
403 It's just unfortunate they're colorblind. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
404 Forget about any side effects, I wonder if he has an agent. 1.3498 0.03937 223 158 52 13
405 Reincarnation's a bitch. 1.3498 0.04531 203 151 33 19
406 They are very active at night, but I had no idea!" 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
407 I was impressed when he turned his spinning wheel in to scaffolding. 1.3495 0.04646 186 137 33 16
408 Sure, it’s impressive, but he moves his lips when he reads in Latin. 1.3493 0.04330 209 153 39 17
409 I guess that MFA wasn’t a waste after all. 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
410 I can't believe how much grant funding we wasted on monkeys and typewriters. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
411 Of course, the public will think it's A.I. 1.3488 0.04443 215 161 33 21
412 He calls it the Swiss Cheese Chapel. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
413 They were bred to sweep the floor. 1.3485 0.03753 198 134 59 5
414 We will call him Mickeylangelo 1.3484 0.03853 221 155 55 11
415 I didn’t know he was Catholic! 1.3482 0.03922 224 159 52 13
416 You’re overly impressed. It’s very derivative. 1.3482 0.03819 224 157 56 11
417 This particular breed we sourced from Italy... 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
418 Most of our funding comes from commissions. 1.3480 0.04269 227 169 37 21
419 Don’t be so impressed. He’s actually doing it all by number. 1.3480 0.04130 227 166 43 18
420 How much cheese did you promise him? 1.3478 0.04282 184 130 44 10
421 This species is promising, but remember that humans showed similar ingenuity and you know how that one ended 1.3478 0.04743 184 137 30 17
422 He's not been the same since we showed that documentary. 1.3476 0.03516 233 159 67 7
423 He was raised in the Vatican. 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
424 Ok now let’s give him psilocybin and see if we get Dalí. 1.3474 0.04322 190 136 42 12
425 That’s going to be difficult to clean off. 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
426 Yet he still can't finish a simple maze. 1.3472 0.04175 216 157 43 16
427 He’ll eventually outgrow this phase and hopefully go back to law school. 1.3472 0.04754 193 146 27 20
428 He's drawing Adam circumcised. We didn't teach him that. Write that down. 1.3471 0.04884 170 126 29 15
429 Well, it’s a bit derivative. 1.3469 0.04041 196 137 50 9
430 It looks like his gap year abroad really inspired him. 1.3469 0.04292 196 141 42 13
431 Instead of a piece of cheese, I offered him baked brie with chutney and almonds. 1.3469 0.04041 196 137 50 9
432 Amazing! I think we’re ready for human trials. 1.3469 0.04412 196 143 38 15
433 He said he was tired of the rat race. 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
434 This one is definitely a church mouse. 1.3468 0.04337 222 166 35 21
435 But I must say his use of perspective is lacking." 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
436 Nice trick, Michelangelo, but mice are still cheaper labor. 1.3467 0.03806 199 136 57 6
437 This behavior started when we replaced his water with Chianti. 1.3467 0.04365 199 145 39 15
438 If only it weren’t so derivative. 1.3465 0.04376 202 148 38 16
439 Forget about the monkey with a typewriter! 1.3465 0.03900 202 140 54 8
440 The lab rat’s true genius – transforming the exercise wheel into a scaffold. 1.3463 0.04439 205 152 35 18
441 And you said that switching to Parmigiano Reggiano as a reward would be a waste of money. 1.3462 0.03994 234 170 47 17
442 Which drug trial did you say he was a part of? 1.3462 0.04339 208 153 38 17
443 Who knew that switching to Parmesan would have such an impact. 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
444 No one ever believes me when I post these things on Instagram. 1.3456 0.03894 217 153 53 11
445 But just try to get him to clean his cage. 1.3455 0.04025 246 182 43 21
446 Day 6: They still believe I’m the experiment. 1.3455 0.04682 165 119 35 11
447 But can he run a maze? 1.3455 0.04169 220 161 42 17
448 Yeah, well, he's not so smart.He's using cobalt blue again rather than Prussian. 1.3454 0.04320 194 140 41 13
449 The new "inspire, don't shock" conditioning works better than expected. 1.3453 0.04129 223 163 43 17
450 The Vatican is not amused 1.3450 0.04336 171 120 43 8
451 Running on a wheel is passe 1.3450 0.03791 200 137 57 6
452 You should see the statue of David he nibbled out of a block of cheese. 1.3448 0.04358 203 149 38 16
453 And yet he's never made it through the maze even once. 1.3447 0.04028 206 146 49 11
454 His Rome fellowship was definitely transformative. 1.3447 0.04201 206 149 43 14
455 No question, this demonstrates the potential of an AI designed diet. 1.3447 0.03848 206 143 55 8
456 Unexpected, yes, but totally derivative. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
457 It's good, but you should see his marble work. 1.3443 0.04172 212 154 43 15
458 The amazing thing about it is that yesterday they were doing cave paintings. 1.3443 0.04291 183 130 43 10
459 I guess we should give up trying to force him into science. 1.3443 0.04692 183 136 31 16
460 Hell, I was impressed when he created the scaffold ! 1.3439 0.03950 221 158 50 13
461 And all we needed to do was provide him with healthcare 1.3438 0.03708 256 184 56 16
462 He wanted to make up for the bubonic plague. 1.3429 0.03974 210 149 50 11
463 We call this cage the Ratican. 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
464 Since getting out that maze his self-esteem has been out of control. 1.3427 0.04209 213 156 41 16
465 This skill will be useless in the rat race. 1.3427 0.04156 213 155 43 15
466 That's incredible! Let's dissect its brain. 1.3427 0.04313 213 158 37 18
467 Well, this has been the goal all along. The mazes are just exercise. 1.3427 0.04209 213 156 41 16
468 You just never know where these paint toxicity tests will take you. 1.3425 0.04277 219 163 37 19
469 It’s not bad for a first attempt, but that blue he used for the sky needs to be lighter. 1.3424 0.04201 184 130 45 9
470 He was supposed to write the Complete Works of Shakespeare. 1.3422 0.04553 187 138 34 15
471 Nope. This one hasn’t mastered foreshortened perspective either. 1.3422 0.04146 225 166 41 18
472 No, it's great. I do love it. I just wish he would socialize. 1.3421 0.04623 190 142 31 17
473 The cheese he gnawed into the statue of David is in the fridge. 1.3420 0.04512 193 143 34 16
474 He just doesn't want to do the maze anymore. 1.3419 0.03987 234 171 46 17
475 This one needed something a little more challenging than mazes. 1.3415 0.04266 205 150 40 15
476 We planned to release this one when our experiment ended four years ago, but we wanted to see his completed work. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
477 He's the only one who got the holy water. 1.3409 0.04683 176 130 32 14
478 How did he build that scaffolding ? 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
479 This one, on the other hand, is just entering its renaissance stage. 1.3405 0.04040 185 129 49 7
480 Gosh. And to think he's never even been to Rome! 1.3403 0.04293 191 138 41 12
481 When the drugs wear off he goes back to painting sad clowns. 1.3403 0.04357 191 139 39 13
482 This is amazing, the control group only managed post modernism 1.3403 0.04542 191 142 33 16
483 He just finished writing Of Mice and Men before this. 1.3402 0.04371 194 142 38 14
484 Next, let' s see what he can do with marble 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
485 We found him in Florence 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
486 We found him doing graffiti in SoHo. 1.3398 0.04192 206 150 42 14
487 The Psilocybin trial just got interesting. 1.3398 0.04358 206 153 36 17
488 This changes everything. Left-handed? 1.3398 0.04135 206 149 44 13
489 Looks like the experiment failed... The perspective is all off. 1.3395 0.04070 215 156 45 14
490 This one we call Mickeyangelo. 1.3394 0.04135 218 160 42 16
491 Finally! Proof ! A human spirit alive in another species! 1.3394 0.03646 218 151 60 7
492 Sure,the Sistine Chapel is more impressive,but Michelangelo didn't have to worry about his tail all day. 1.3393 0.03749 224 158 56 10
493 Which cookies did you say he got in to? 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
494 Do you think he's Banksy? 1.3389 0.04106 180 126 47 7
495 So do you think that God might be a mouse? 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
496 That was not the side-effect I had expected... 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
497 Still no weight loss, but maybe not a total failure. 1.3389 0.04468 180 131 37 12
498 Remember when we joked that "Mickey" was a nickname for Michelangelo? 1.3388 0.04485 183 134 36 13
499 It's very good, but you should see his 'Pietà!' 1.3385 0.04145 192 137 45 10
500 Turns out, all we had to do was take away his iPad. 1.3385 0.04641 192 145 29 18
501 That's a happy little cloud. 1.3385 0.03971 195 137 50 8
502 How are we going to explain this one as a potential side effect on the package insert? 1.3383 0.04319 201 148 38 15
503 Not bad, but he's still terrible at running a maze. 1.3382 0.04231 207 152 40 15
504 Sure it's good, but he's actually an even better sculptor. 1.3381 0.04134 210 153 43 14
505 Yes! God is depicted wearing a lab coat. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
506 You should see his sculptures. 1.3370 0.04190 184 131 44 9
507 He’s working for the exposure. 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
508 We've found it! We've isolated the Michelangelo gene! 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
509 All this with a placebo. Just imagine what he'll do while on meds. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
510 Five Hundred years from now people will suspect he was gay. 1.3365 0.04383 211 159 33 19
511 He clearly has moved on from his “Blue Cheese Period.” 1.3364 0.04143 217 160 41 16
512 I think we've got another Rembrat here! 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
513 Hey! If monkeys can type Shakespeare.......! 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
514 …and when we removed the wheel, the rats started pursuing their creative interests. 1.3353 0.04489 170 123 37 10
515 I think we're ready to launch our subway beautification campaign! 1.3353 0.04938 173 132 24 17
516 Definitely more creative, but the side effect appears to be monotheism. 1.3352 0.04385 176 127 39 10
517 Wonderful what a little positive reinforcement will produce. 1.3352 0.04358 182 132 39 11
518 It’s an homage to Cheeseus. 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
519 The Creation of Edam! 1.3351 0.04282 191 139 40 12
520 I mean, sure, but did it cure his erectile dysfunction? 1.3350 0.04315 197 145 38 14
521 Looks like she's reached the glass ceiling. 1.3350 0.04210 200 146 41 13
522 Never mind the painting! How did he get the scaffold inside? 1.3350 0.04395 203 152 34 17
523 We'll beat the thousand-monkeys-and-typewriters team yet! 1.3349 0.04208 212 157 39 16
524 Wait until I tell those guys with the monkeys on typewriters… 1.3348 0.03949 224 163 47 14
525 This is remarkable. He’s left-handed! 1.3333 0.04281 195 143 39 13
526 Mickeyangelo 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
527 After all our training he still can’t get the cloud color right. 1.3333 0.04202 216 161 38 17
528 Yet again proving what exposure to the arts can do. 1.3333 0.04310 189 138 39 12
529 Are you kidding? I didn't even know he was Catholic! 1.3333 0.04138 213 157 41 15
530 MANY caption contest entrants are using hundreds of easily-identifiable throw-away email accounts (created at: https://www.emailondeck.com) and a Tor browser (with the I.P. signature changed, at each bogus sign-in) to ‘vote’ themselves to victory. 1.3333 0.04839 225 184 7 34
531 This could be statistically significant. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
532 Seems everyone's weighing in on creationism these days 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
533 I think we just found another side effect to ozempic 1.3333 0.04491 207 158 29 20
534 His peers in the maze department think he's just a show off. 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
535 B.F. Skinner, eat your heart out. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
536 But can he sculpt? 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
537 Sure, it's technically proficient, but let's face it: it's kind of derivative. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
538 The maze just wasn't a challenge anymore. 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
539 I told you we had rats in the ceiling. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
540 Well, Mark, do you want to tell me again how stupid I was to buy the rat scaffold instead of the exercise wheel? 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
541 I expect the centerpiece to be 'The Creation of Edam.' 1.3318 0.04322 211 159 34 18
542 Derivative yes, but still impressive. 1.3317 0.04278 199 147 38 14
543 And yet, he never successfully ran the maze. 1.3316 0.04074 196 141 45 10
544 Astonishing, he favors neither hand! 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
545 Yes, the fresco is amazing, but we’re still trying to work out how he built the scaffold….. 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
546 I think AI may not in fact be our biggest concern. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
547 I’m just saying I find his work somewhat derivative. 1.3315 0.04295 181 131 40 10
548 He is the Micelangelo of his time 1.3315 0.04119 178 126 45 7
549 We need to get him a wheel. 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
550 And you’re certain you taught the intern how we test the makeup? 1.3314 0.04874 169 128 26 15
551 We were getting nowhere with the typewriters, but this only took a week. 1.3313 0.04043 166 115 47 4
552 Who put Italian wine in his water bottle? 1.3313 0.04306 166 118 41 7
553 You were right, Margaret. He just needed the tools to express himself. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
554 But can he do anything useful? 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
555 If only he could do this as fast as A.I. 1.3306 0.03599 242 173 58 11
556 The wheel was only good for his Jackson Pollock phase. 1.3302 0.04356 212 161 32 19
557 Well, I'm no Renaissance classicist, but I prefer this to his Dada and Futurist periods. 1.3300 0.04079 200 145 44 11
558 Jeeez, I thought the scaffolding was part of some wild escape attempt 1.3300 0.03954 200 143 48 9
559 People are going to love this new drug's side effects. 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
560 He's calling it 'Creation of Rat.' 1.3300 0.03890 200 142 50 8
561 What was in that cheese? 1.3299 0.04227 194 142 40 12
562 I guess it’s a good thing we decided against naming him Salvador Dali 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
563 We found this one in the Sistine Chapel. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
564 The most mazing thing is that he is left handed 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
565 Yes, we call him PIAZZA Rat. 1.3297 0.04204 182 131 42 9
566 Huh, we gave this one the placebo. 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
567 In a few generations, one of his descendants is going to discover cubism 1.3295 0.04221 176 126 42 8
568 And there is Walt, reaching out his hand to Mickey. 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
569 I’m sure it’s just a phase, honey… he’ll make a fine lawyer. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
570 And I told you that your explanation of the mousepad is misleading. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
571 Side effects include bloating, insomnia and Renaissance painting. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
572 I feel much better experimenting on them knowing that they believe in an afterlife. 1.3286 0.04129 213 158 40 15
573 My kid used the last one to get an "A" in his remedial art class. 1.3286 0.04003 210 153 45 12
574 Maybe those jerks down the hall will finally shut up about their AI. 1.3286 0.04278 210 158 35 17
575 First you buy turtles named after artists... 1.3284 0.04140 204 150 41 13
576 And yet he still can't run a maze to save his life! 1.3284 0.04256 204 152 37 15
577 Well, I think the edible has kicked in. 1.3284 0.04140 204 150 41 13
578 It takes a thousand monkeys in a cage to write Shakespeare, but only one rat to paint like Michelangelo... 1.3284 0.04123 201 147 42 12
579 So that is the artist gene! 1.3282 0.04015 195 140 46 9
580 I still think a maze would be easier to quantify. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
581 Do you think he knows our grant is from the National Science Foundation, not the National Endowment for the Arts? 1.3282 0.04570 195 149 28 18
582 The hard part was training him not to eat the paint. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
583 It's so derivative. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
584 He said his name is Mickey Angelo and he doesn't do mazes. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
585 Let’s see what it does with a block of marble. 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
586 He must have misheard when they talked about the need for “pristine” cages. 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
587 He’s okay, but he’s no Walt Disney. 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
588 I don’t know, I think I liked the Picasso period better. 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
589 I don't get the ducks? 1.3277 0.04125 177 126 44 7
590 You call that art? My hamster's kid could do that. 1.3276 0.04402 174 127 37 10
591 He needs an escape. 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
592 I told you we shouldn’t of named him Michelangelo 1.3276 0.04169 174 124 43 7
593 Yet he refuses to do the maze 1.3274 0.03860 226 165 48 13
594 What else can he do? 1.3274 0.04346 168 121 39 8
595 Ha! He thinks God looks like a mouse. 1.3272 0.04364 162 116 39 7
596 Funny how they seem to think that there’s a big rat in the sky 1.3272 0.04940 162 123 25 14
597 I hear his brother’s a chef 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
598 His use of colour was more daring when he was on the other diet 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
599 Just wait until I tell the handful of subscribers to some obscure scientific journal about this. 1.3267 0.04451 202 154 30 18
600 I regret that we gave this one cancer. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
601 Arrogant little bastard. 1.3266 0.04443 199 151 31 17
602 That's why we call him MickeyAngelo. 1.3265 0.04433 196 148 32 16
603 He can't run a proper maze, but he is amazing. 1.3265 0.04313 196 146 36 14
604 Well, sure, it is interesting but really, it’s already been done. 1.3264 0.04105 193 140 43 10
605 Apparently every species has its own creation myth. 1.3264 0.04911 144 106 29 9
606 It's a bit too predictable. 1.3263 0.04080 190 137 44 9
607 What kind of cheese did you use? 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
608 you see what happens when we take the wheel away. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
609 'Well of course it looks good, it's a paint by numbers ceiling' 1.3260 0.04137 181 130 43 8
610 Since we got rid of the maze, this guy has blossomed.” 1.3260 0.04211 181 131 41 9
611 Yeah, but in his version God bestows the gift of cheese." 1.3258 0.03809 221 160 50 11
612 Ohhh. So he’s Italian. 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
613 "Not sure what goes there, but I heard him mumbling something about Walt Disney's fingertip touching Mickey's." 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
614 Ah, European rats have so much more culture... 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
615 I thought he was playing dead until I bent down to look! 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
616 God is cheese? 1.3251 0.04320 203 153 34 16
617 Not bad for a limited palette 1.3250 0.04006 200 145 45 10
618 Left handed too. 1.3247 0.03886 194 138 49 7
619 The best artists are often left-handed. 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
620 Last week it was Adam and Eve in the Garden of Cheese. 1.3246 0.03931 228 169 44 15
621 Now if only he could sculpt. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
622 I've got just one word for you: cannabis. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
623 I don’t think we rubbed enough shampoo in his eyes 1.3243 0.03929 185 131 48 6
624 He wants us to refer to him as a “Rataissance Man” 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
625 This is strange. Last week he carved a 17 foot tall statue out of a block of cheese. 1.3242 0.03968 182 129 47 6
626 Sure, but he still can’t do the maze. 1.3242 0.03812 182 127 51 4
627 where did he get the paint? 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
628 Impressive, but also highly derivative. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
629 Cool! Next week, let’s give her a typewriter. 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
630 When we put him in the maze, he just graffitis the walls. 1.3240 0.04661 179 136 28 15
631 This exchange program with the Vatican lab is working out better than we expected. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
632 It’s the creation of the rat race. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
633 Who's @#$_% idea was it to name him DaVinci? 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
634 One art show on the History Channel and he thinks he's Michaelangelo. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
635 It's not that great. He's doing it by numbers. 1.3231 0.04321 195 146 35 14
636 We think it's his way of telling us he doesn't like mazes. 1.3230 0.04281 161 115 40 6
637 You're sure this is one of the guys who got the placebo? 1.3229 0.04491 192 146 30 16
638 Evidently, what he really wants to do is direct. 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
639 I can't wait to see what happens when we splice in Van Gogh's genes! 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
640 Our experiment seems to be having a bit of a renaissance. 1.3226 0.04267 186 137 38 11
641 Oh, is it painting now? When will you find an hobby and stick with it? 1.3224 0.04518 183 138 31 14
642 You should see his version of the David. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
643 That must be what Mickey is short for. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
644 The improved Skinner box seems to be working. 1.3221 0.04494 149 107 36 6
645 Well, we know who's not in the control group. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
646 If we give him a block of cheese do you think he’ll gnaw out a David? 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
647 This is Day 20 after this rat deleted instagram and blocked his ex . 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
648 He’s no Rodin. 1.3216 0.04740 171 130 27 14
649 I told you. Give me enough mice and enough time and I could find one to paint its version of the Sistine Chapel. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
650 What exactly was in that cheese? 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
651 This explains his internet searches of the Renaissance. 1.3212 0.04383 165 120 37 8
652 Well, I’ll be damned. He’s Catholic. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
653 Maybe we should try a quicker way to test paint toxicity, but then again... 1.3209 0.04039 187 135 44 8
654 And you said art lessons would be a waste of money. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
655 Sure, it's good, but he's no Michelangelo. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
656 Either he took too much LSD or we did. 1.3207 0.04691 184 142 25 17
657 Right in the middle there it’s going to be Walt Disney and Mickey reaching out and touching fingers. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
658 Rattus norvegicus domestica. (2023). The Lab Judgement. 1.3203 0.04214 153 108 41 4
659 He should do a subway station. 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
660 His fresco’s are impressive but you should see his needle work. 1.3202 0.04244 178 130 39 9
661 We had hoped he would become a doctor, but... 1.3200 0.04136 175 126 42 7
662 Yeah, the New York rats got nothing on this 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
663 Trained? No, he's self taught. 1.3200 0.03932 200 145 46 9
664 I found him on the streets when he was a starving artist. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
665 You should see what this one can do with a hammer and chisel. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
666 The real question is, where did he get the paints from? 1.3198 0.04098 197 145 41 11
667 These Italian rats are much more cultured than the New York ones 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
668 Interesting how they believe God is a rat. 1.3196 0.04451 194 148 30 16
669 I bet we could train him to paint behind a refrigerator. 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
670 This is only the control group - wait until you see the treatment group. -Taylor S. Boston, MA 1.3195 0.04058 169 120 44 5
671 Don't let them in until he completes the "divine breath of life." 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
672 Impressive. The others can only paint by numbers. 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
673 OK, this mouse is a great artist, but mice running mazes is what keeps the lights turned on. 1.3194 0.03981 191 138 45 8
674 We nicknamed him Mickey but he insists on being called Michael. 1.3190 0.04743 163 123 28 12
675 Clever, yes, but no appreciation for hue or shade. 1.3190 0.04055 163 115 44 4
676 I'll have what he's having. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
677 Funny, he showed no interest in art during his time at Oxford. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
678 Our date just went from cheesy to masterpiece 1.3187 0.04105 182 132 42 8
679 Shall we see how he does with our 401K? 1.3184 0.03915 201 146 46 9
680 He’s starting on the creation of Mickey and Mini. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
681 He was bored with gerbil wheel 1.3182 0.04292 154 110 39 5
682 That's nothing - you should see his sculpture! 1.3180 0.04055 217 163 39 15
683 And you just switched him over to Parmesan yesterday? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
684 I must have gotten my da Vinci and genetic codes confused. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
685 I think we're about to see the paw of God. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
686 I’m still not convinced this isn’t a mindless reaction to the absinthe and cocaine. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
687 When the Rat Pope gives you a job you don't ask questions. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
688 And to think. For all those years, we only gave them hamster wheels. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
689 Still- is it art? 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
690 Side effects may include renaissance. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
691 Gene splicing was easy. The hard part was finding the tiny brush and palette. 1.3175 0.04405 189 143 32 14
692 This one's on loan from the Vatican. 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
693 So few work in red dye anymore. 1.3174 0.03901 167 117 47 3
694 But the assignment was art deco. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
695 He's just bored. 1.3174 0.04581 167 125 31 11
696 Now that’s what I’d call an unanticipated side effect. 1.3174 0.04169 167 120 41 6
697 You can see now why we named him Al Fresco. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
698 Thank God - this proves they are still centuries behind us. 1.3172 0.04389 186 140 33 13
699 I think we can leave this side effect out of the clinical trial report. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
700 His other skills include karate and mentoring young turtles. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
701 I wish we'd just stick to mazes." 1.3168 0.03883 161 112 47 2
702 Is it derivative or transformative? 1.3168 0.04529 161 119 33 9
703 My hypothesis was correct! Quarantine does wonders for the creative mind! 1.3166 0.03871 199 144 47 8
704 So he considers us as gods? 1.3165 0.04571 139 100 34 5
705 We never should have let him watch "The Agony and the Ecstasy." 1.3165 0.04673 158 118 30 10
706 And to think just a week ago he was doing portrait caricatures on the subway. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
707 Mickey Angelo is on a roll. 1.3164 0.03854 177 125 48 4
708 Actually, he’s the control group. He just does art for art’s sake. 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
709 “Well, I’d say we definitely stick with the provolone.” 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
710 I'm not sure what peer review will make of the theology. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
711 This will definitely go a long way to redefining gerbilling. 1.3161 0.03893 174 123 47 4
712 You'd think he'd at least come up with an original idea. 1.3161 0.04211 193 144 37 12
713 And she’s a lefty!! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
714 I think switching from American cheese to Parmesan has had a notable effect. 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
715 He’s a terrible maze runner, but he has his strengths.” 1.3158 0.04103 171 123 42 6
716 Quick! Get the typewriters into the monkey cage! 1.3158 0.04385 190 144 32 14
717 Those clouds don't look realistic. They're too fluffy. 1.3155 0.03652 187 131 53 3
718 We gave up on the monkeys and typewriters, but somehow this one worked! 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
719 Amazing, but who's gonna believe a mouse can play the trumpet? 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
720 The funding comes from Disney; it's going to depict the Creation of Mickey Mouse. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
721 Commissioned by Pope Benedict XVI, you know Ratzinger” 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
722 Shh, let's be as quiet as a chapel mouse. 1.3152 0.04068 184 134 42 8
723 He liked this better than the wheel. 1.3152 0.04140 184 135 40 9
724 Yeah this is nice, but I still don't see how it helps with the maze... 1.3152 0.04451 165 122 34 9
725 Mickyangelo may skew our study. 1.3152 0.03628 165 113 52 0
726 We injected it with fragments of Michelangelo DNA. 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
727 We named him Splinter, but it appears he'd prefer Michelangelo. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
728 I'm calling him Mouselangelo. 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
729 Yes. He is a church mouse. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
730 Yes, but it is derivative. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
731 Is he evolving or regressing? 1.3145 0.04292 159 115 38 6
732 So? He couldn't run a maze to save his life. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
733 Good point, but we still are going to feed him to the snake tonight. 1.3143 0.04574 175 133 29 13
734 Would it be foolish if I commission them for the kitchen? 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
735 At this rate, he'll be posting selfies on Instagram by next week! 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
736 Once the Michelangelo phase passes, I anticipate a move to $100 bills 1.3140 0.04404 172 128 34 10
737 Typical! All his work is derivative. 1.3138 0.04541 188 145 27 16
738 I’m having what he’s having 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
739 ... and we didn't even need to augment its intelligence, just took away the social media 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
740 you were right about the glue trap 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
741 ‘Before this, he just did sewers.’ 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
742 He is in the Science field but it is not his true passion 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
743 You should see his David! 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
744 Not bad, but can he also sculpt? 1.3133 0.03995 166 118 44 4
745 I dunno, I think it’s been done before. 1.3129 0.04566 163 122 31 10
746 We knew he was artistic from that first cheese cube Pieta. 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
747 We call him Georges Sewerat 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
748 I think he may be getting tired. He asked me for a roller this morning. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
749 I found him in Rome. 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
750 Man I wish we were allowed to take photos in here. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
751 Gee, and I thought he was just a sculptor! 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
752 Don't get too excited. It's paint by numbers. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
753 Whaddya say we dissect this one last? 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
754 we thought we had something great here but then... look at this crude use of color and the light and shade technique 1.3125 0.04270 160 116 38 6
755 That’s great, but still no cure for Lupus. 1.3122 0.03660 205 147 52 6
756 They found him at the Vatican. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
757 We discovered this one in the Cistern Chapel. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
758 I thought we named him Raphael 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
759 Guess this isn’t the control. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
760 Looks like the psychedelics have finally kicked in 🍄 1.3118 0.04663 170 130 27 13
761 As predicted. Depression and isolation birth the best of artists. 1.3117 0.04372 154 112 36 6
762 This proves, for once and for all, that mice are not colorblind. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
763 Our research grants only cover whether he could build scaffolding. 1.3116 0.04295 199 152 32 15
764 The Mediterranean diet seems to be working. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
765 You couldn't just call him “Mike” , no it had be “Michelangelo” 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
766 And he’s not even Italian. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
767 This one is actually the control group. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
768 You see a rat, but I see a hardworking artist trying to feed his family. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
769 Looks like that gummie finally kicked in. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
770 Who knew keeping it starved and poor would bring out his inner artist 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
771 I'm really disappointed in his choice of colors. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
772 ... and worst of all, it is in the control group! 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
773 And this is why we don't give them cute nicknames like "Micelangelo." 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
774 I should have known when he asked for the scaffolding! 1.3107 0.04082 177 129 41 7
775 Look, it's Mouselangelo 1.3107 0.04669 177 137 25 15
776 Is that your face on the judge of the underworld? 1.3107 0.03835 206 151 46 9
777 Wow! These gummies even work on the mice. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
778 It's not Shakespeare, but then again he's not a monkey 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
779 The drug doesn't work, but the side effects rock! 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
780 Yeah, but our goal was Banksy. 1.3103 0.04324 145 104 37 4
781 He’s requesting gold leaf.” #mynewyorkercartoo 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
782 Let's approve this one for 'Succession syndrome'. 1.3103 0.03701 174 122 50 2
783 We labeled the reward "formaggio" and this happened. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
784 Not bad, but he had assistants you know. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
785 Should we publish or pretend that never happened? 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
786 I wondered why he ordered that scaffold from Amazon! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
787 I can't wait for the professor to take all the credit for this 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
788 My God Martha!.. So this is Bansky? 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
789 We’re satisfying the dying wish of Pope Ratzinger. 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
790 Yes, yes, just like the Agony and the Extasy. How much extasy did you give him again? 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
791 I must admit being skeptical, Dr. Leon, when you ordered that little brush and palette. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
792 I told you he would respond to Italian Operas! 1.3092 0.04000 207 155 40 12
793 I told you this would be better than a hamster wheel. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
794 More like the murine chapel! 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
795 So are we’re agreed then- increase the psilocybin dose and expose him to Dalí next? 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
796 Am I really seeing what I'm seeing? He's a lefty? 1.3090 0.04216 178 132 37 9
797 I didn’t know he was Italian 1.3090 0.04216 178 132 37 9
798 Initially, he requested a 2 by 2 slab of Carrara marble, but we agreed on your eyeshadow palette. 1.3090 0.04364 178 134 33 11
799 It looks more like agony than ecstasy. 1.3087 0.04248 149 107 38 4
800 The MFA gene is working. 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
801 I think we have to scale back the THC a bit 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
802 Honestly, I’m more impressed that it somehow built scaffolding? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
803 We've quarantined this one because he won't stop vandalizing his enclosure. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
804 Now, he only has to finish before Dr. Henderson's monkeys are done typing 'War and Peace.' 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
805 We’re never gonna get this past the FDA. 1.3082 0.04717 159 121 27 11
806 Ok, but the sky is totally the wrong color. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
807 It's his "Creation of Edam" 1.3081 0.03994 198 147 41 10
808 He's an atheist so I have no idea what inspires him. 1.3077 0.04597 169 129 28 12
809 You should see his cheese work. 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
810 Now we know who did the frescoes in the maze! 1.3077 0.04129 156 112 40 4
811 Of course the painting is amazing but how did he build the scaffolding? 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
812 Dr. Allen wants him to go to law school. Waste of talent, if you ask me. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
813 Maybe we should dial back the mushrooms. 1.3072 0.04377 153 112 35 6
814 Yes, I like it better than last week’s “Ceci n’est pas un fromage.” 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
815 I thought Michelangelo was one of the turtles... Not the rat. 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
816 He's on loan from the Sistine Chapel. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
817 One more dose and he’ll reach Enlightenment. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
818 Remarkable! And after only two hours of 'Bob Ross'... 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
819 He insists we call him Micelangelo." 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
820 Remarkable! I can't believe he built that scaffold out of his bedding material! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
821 I think we are ready for the human trial now. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
822 Are you sure he had a microdose? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
823 The Rataissance 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
824 Sure the results are interesting, but how do we make a profit? 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
825 I think having him learn how to get through a maze would definitely be a waste of his potential, don't you? 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
826 Yes, I admit his work is derivative, but I remind you that he is, after all, only a mouse. 1.3060 0.04059 183 135 40 8
827 So disappointing. All those injections and he's still left-handed. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
828 More derivative junk. Terminate this one. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
829 We had better stop feeding him holy water. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
830 For a pound of Swiss cheese, do you think he’d do our bedroom ceiling. 1.3056 0.04394 180 137 31 12
831 Good brush technique. Style's a bit derivative though. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
832 He can only do that because he lives alone, is single and jobless. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
833 I can't imagine he'll finish it 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
834 Came in dead last at the maze, though.” 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
835 ....Not sure, but I believe he's working on the Cistern Chapel ceiling. 1.3053 0.04231 190 144 34 12
836 Our own little Micealangelo. 1.3053 0.04424 190 147 28 15
837 …but the rest of them just died? 1.3053 0.04098 190 142 38 10
838 Well it’s not a cure, but log the results on this one 1.3053 0.04029 190 141 40 9
839 How are the monkeys with typewriters coming along? 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
840 Can't wait to see his version of God. 1.3051 0.04145 177 131 38 8
841 He claims some long distant uncle did the Vatican. 1.3051 0.03987 177 129 42 6
842 … but the cosmology makes no sense! 1.3049 0.04092 164 119 40 5
843 Forget the research! Find out how to start a YouTube channel. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
844 Whoa, he’s Catholic. 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
845 OK, I am sold. We will extend his internship for another month. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
846 We've got ourselves a Micelangelo! 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
847 All this money spent on art school and his work is so derivative... 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
848 I can't wait for her Rothko phase. I could use one for my living room. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
849 It would be a big commitment for us...food, water, paint, scaffolding... 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
850 All of those hours of watching Bob Ross having finally paid off. 1.3043 0.04324 184 140 32 12
851 Ever since going to Ancestry.com, he's been obsessed with his Italian roots. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
852 At least he's moved on from the nude portraits 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
853 Let's build a church around this. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
854 You just can’t cage raw talent. 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
855 The next one we'll call Mozart 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
856 Jesus, he’s GOOD! 1.3039 0.04230 181 136 35 10
857 That’s remarkable. Our records show he’s not left handed. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
858 How do we describe this side effect? 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
859 I knew he could paint but how did he build the scaffold. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
860 You do NOT want to see his “David.” 1.3036 0.04606 168 129 27 12
861 And then God created cheese” 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
862 By comparison the other mice are losers. 1.3034 0.04302 145 105 36 4
863 Do you believe in reincarnation, Jane? 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
864 It's best not to know what its using for paint. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
865 That's amazing. He's left-handed. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
866 I never realized Mickey was short for Michelangelo. 1.3034 0.04701 178 140 22 16
867 And we've been feeding THIS one Parmigiano. 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
868 I hear his brother is a famous chef in America. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
869 Well,I guess we've found a new way to deal with our rodent problem 1.3032 0.04052 188 140 39 9
870 The pellets on the floor represent man’s fall from grace. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
871 We expected ingestion of the psychedelic to create a "high" but this is unexpected 1.3030 0.04161 165 121 38 6
872 Can you believe this? A lefty. 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
873 Impressive, yes, but his Blue Period was so much better. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
874 I’m torn. He paints like Michelangelo but he’s still just a rat bastard. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
875 'Renaissance rat' 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
876 Maybe we should wait till he's done before dissecting him. 1.3027 0.04371 185 142 30 13
877 Yes. But who commissioned this? 1.3026 0.04073 152 109 40 3
878 We call her Michelleangela. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
879 I hope she will draw me in the middle. 1.3025 0.03724 162 114 47 1
880 quarantine really got to him 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
881 Wait til you see him with a hammer and chisel. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
882 Escaping the rat race has really given him time to focus on his art. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
883 And left handed too! 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
884 See what happens when you give a mouse a cookie 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
885 He calls it his “mouseterpiece.” 1.3021 0.04061 192 144 38 10
886 He’s just finishing up the creation of cheese. 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
887 Try arguing against reincarnation now. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
888 Can you believe his parents said he would never get a job with his degree? 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
889 And no opposable thumbs! 1.3019 0.04065 159 115 40 4
890 If only he’d show this much interest in his music lessons! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
891 Winged mice learning to fly- he’s delusional, right? 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
892 We think he's a genius. We won't know for certain, of course, until we dissect his brain. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
893 Quick, call the Christian Science Monitor! 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
894 I'm pretty sure that ceiling hasn't been primed. 1.3018 0.04264 169 126 35 8
895 The Ratican. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
896 It’s Pope Ratzinger reincarnated. 1.3018 0.04095 169 124 39 6
897 Wow, this drug is going to put art schools out of business. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
898 It looks derivative to me. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
899 I thought Michelangelo was a turtle 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
900 How silly! He only sees the world from a rat's perspective. 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
901 Yeah, but he can he find his way out of a MAZE? 1.3014 0.04387 146 107 34 5
902 The drug affects only the right brain hemisphere. He still gets easily lost in the maze. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
903 Call our patent attorney. Harvesting that Michaelangelo DNA was our billion dollar research experiment. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
904 How do we control for the ratio of agony to ecstasy? 1.3013 0.04008 156 112 41 3
905 His gene pool goes back to Florence during the Renaissance! 1.3012 0.04140 166 122 38 6
906 His painting is derivative, but his scaffold construction is transcendent. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
907 Last week he sculpted the Pietà in cheese. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
908 He seems to get the colors right, but his subject matter is disturbing. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
909 You’re right. He never would have been able to reach his potential on the wheel. 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
910 We may have discovered an alternate view of Creation! 1.3006 0.03807 163 116 45 2
911 We may have captured Banksy. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
912 It certainly looks like our new strain of THC has commercial potential... 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
913 But what he really wants to do is to direct. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
914 He prefers to work at night and will only accept payment in Italian cheeses 1.3005 0.03893 183 134 43 6
915 I’d prefer something less derivative. Luckily, our only objective is finding out if the paint causes cancer. 1.3000 0.04412 190 148 27 15
916 Impressive, but derivative. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
917 All of the other rats mocked him because he couldn't set up his own scaffolding. Who's laughing now 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
918 He got bored with the mazes. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
919 No, we named him Michelangelo because of his temperament. I never imagined him taking it this far! 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
920 Too derivative. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
921 So, we CAN come back as an animal! 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
922 Sorry. You were supposed to use Da Vinci DNA. It's a common mistake, but we have to call this a failure. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
923 Amusing, but derivative. 1.3000 0.03988 170 124 41 5
924 I think we fed him too much Gorgonzola 1.3000 0.03900 170 123 43 4
925 If you think this is good, you should see his David. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
926 Should we let her finish before we dissect? 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
927 Turns out the maze did make them smarter! 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
928 This seems to indicate that creation myths are not species-specific! 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
929 Why they would honor a God who made them perfect laboratory specimens is beyond me. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
930 Well, at least this is a lot quieter than when he was going through that ‘David’ phase. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
931 Looks like we have ourselves a little Mousechelangelo. 1.2994 0.03971 177 130 41 6
932 He keeps asking for his wheel back. 1.2994 0.04130 177 132 37 8
933 Not JUST a churchmouse 1.2994 0.04119 167 123 38 6
934 How on earth did it make that scaffolding ? 1.2994 0.04821 157 122 23 12
935 You were right; that maze was too elementary for him. 1.2994 0.04283 157 116 35 6
936 The years developing that tiny paint set were worth it. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
937 Would it take a cheesy offer to paint our bedroom ceiling? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
938 We gave this one a grant. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
939 How about we see what he can do with a block of marble? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
940 Yet he still can’t run the maze. 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
941 She won't navigate the maze, but this is somewhat encouraging. 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
942 Who knew what would happen when he got off the treadmill? 1.2988 0.04074 164 120 39 5
943 Behold, the Ratican 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
944 I guess it’s a little derivative, but the fact he could do this under these fluorescent lights is impressive. 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
945 There’s a hamster in the next lab building a helicopter. 1.2983 0.03991 181 134 40 7
946 Proof great artists are usually left handed. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
947 But will he live long enough to complete it? 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
948 Still, will art school really be worth it in the end? 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
949 He said he'd "evolved beyond cheese," and that his new palate is "purely Neo-Classical." 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
950 The scaffolding is the real display of genius. 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
951 I almost hate to feed him to the snake. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
952 I say we let him finish. The hamster was a terrible painter. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
953 Take note Cindy. When you hit that glass ceiling celebrate it! 1.2977 0.04293 131 94 35 2
954 I bought him at a discount because he's bad at meeting deadlines. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
955 It's amazing what watching a little educational television can do. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
956 What you looking at? Bring me more paint. 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
957 Yes,this IS the rare elusive church mouse. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
958 She just said “no treadmills, I am here to create.” 1.2976 0.04010 168 123 40 5
959 Our research will be worth more when he dies. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
960 I can’t wait to see his image of Adam. 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
961 Update our notes, test group C going through Renaissance period 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
962 And just yesterday he asked what I had accomplished in my life. 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
963 You’re right, this one is displaying some unusual behavior. Let’s prepare the dissection table. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
964 It looks like this fella has a very high ceiling 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
965 The new ADHD drugs might be getting too good. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
966 We've created Mickeyangelo. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
967 I thought we named this mouse DaVinci. 1.2973 0.04221 185 141 33 11
968 This WAS the control mouse,right? 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
969 Oh, I don’t know…it’s kind of cheesy. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
970 We represent the Vatican and the heirs of Michelangelo Buonarroti. You must cease and desist forthwith. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
971 Now let’s bring the rat pope over from Cage 12 to record his reaction. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
972 I really just want to know where he got the scaffolding. 1.2971 0.04531 138 102 31 5
973 He's been working around the clock. He gets a wheel of Pecorino Romano added to his commission if he finishes the project early. 1.2968 0.03710 219 164 45 10
974 The cosmetics company says he seems to have had some kind of near death experience. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
975 The bigger question, frankly, is where she got all the paint. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
976 Guess that wasn't CBD 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
977 And all along I thought it was the night crew who made that Pietà out of the Emmental! 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
978 See here. Michaelangelo was the inspiration, but the mozzarella provided the incentive. 1.2967 0.03816 182 133 44 5
979 It’s a shame she’s colorblind. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
980 ‘Well we did give him the Quintarelli reserve.’ 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
981 I can’t wait to see how he represents the big cheese! 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
982 I now believe in reincarnation! 1.2965 0.04200 172 129 35 8
983 I hate the way he does ducks. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
984 If you give a mouse a paintbrush… 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
985 We’ve tried everything, and they still use the pastels. 1.2961 0.04166 179 135 35 9
986 I'm not sure we should order lab mice from Italy again. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
987 So, micro-dosing mushrooms does lead you on your journey. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
988 Since we took away his running wheel, he’s gotten serious about what he does with his spare time. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
989 I wonder if he has arthritis too. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
990 Curious. Side effects: left-handedness 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
991 He's primarily known for his work in the sewers 1.2959 0.04567 169 131 26 12
992 We are trying to discover why he is too lazy to stand up and paint. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
993 I reckon we’ve got ten months tops to nail down our research grants before he gets to Dadaism. 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
994 Mouselangelo 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
995 I don't think the enhancement drugs are working, he's using too much blue. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
996 By every measure, he is smarter than the president. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
997 That new CRISPR gene is amazing! 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
998 Yeah, but I find his work so derivative. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
999 It's called, The Last Infestation. 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
1000 And all he did was watch the tutorial? 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1001 Wait until they see his version of the statue David! 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1002 He wants to be called “Michael” instead of “Mickey”. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1003 I call him Michelangelo, but he prefers Ratso. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
1004 We call it Ratican City. 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
1005 I think our genetic engineering team is on to something. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1006 What does it look like I’m doing, asshole? 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1007 His sculptures aren't bad either. 1.2953 0.04097 149 108 38 3
1008 I am glad we took him to Rome last year! 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
1009 I told you that organic food is better 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
1010 I just knew playing Mozart while in the womb would yield something special. 1.2951 0.05544 122 96 16 10
1011 His technique is sound, but he's a little shaky on doctrine. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
1012 Impressive. The other mice can only do modern art. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1013 I sure wish he’d cover up their penises with fig leaves 1.2950 0.04266 139 101 35 3
1014 All this from just one CBD gummy! 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
1015 Painting in the nude?! That's a first. 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
1016 I mean, I know he's a rat and everything, but it's not very good... is it? 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
1017 This must be what happens if you give a mouse a palette. 1.2948 0.04489 173 134 27 12
1018 ''Not the greatest ceiling in the world...but it's definitely up there.'' 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1019 looks like the brain enhancement drugs are working 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1020 Looks like the DNA infusion is working. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1021 It’s been done. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1022 He's mastered the fresco, but can he do portraits? 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1023 But can he teach? 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
1024 He honed his skills as a NYC subway graffiti artist 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
1025 And they say he works for crumbs. 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
1026 Promising. 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
1027 The snakes swear they taste better when they are cultured and seasoned. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1028 Sure it’s amazing, but can he monetize it? 1.2941 0.04563 136 101 30 5
1029 Remarkable! He's left-handed! 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
1030 I keep trying to tell him that an art degree is worthless. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
1031 He's been bitter since they threw him out of the Vatican. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1032 It appears that his sense of light and depth has improved since the last injection. 1.2941 0.04057 170 126 38 6
1033 In 500 years, we'll see if they turn to Abstract Expressionism. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
1034 I knew he’d find himself! 1.2941 0.03971 170 125 40 5
1035 What a discovery! Certain mice are left-paw dominant! 1.2941 0.04448 187 147 25 15
1036 look at what they can accomplish after cutting them off from social media for just 1 week 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
1037 Now we know who used our account to order art supplies! 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
1038 Do you think he does portraits? 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
1039 He's always admired Bob Ross. 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
1040 The rats got more creative as soon as we allowed them to vape. 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
1041 It's cracked the glass ceiling. 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1042 The most startling discovery is that he's left-handed! 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
1043 Disappointing, he hasn't even figured out the maze yet. 1.2934 0.03921 167 122 41 4
1044 And to think, all we did was praise him lots as a kid. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
1045 You should see what he can do with a block of cheese. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
1046 Ah “Mice-celangelo” 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
1047 Keep it moving, Susan. The rats next door are already using Photoshop. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
1048 Ratatouille has nothing on us! 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
1049 I guess the Smashing Pumpkins were wrong. 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
1050 This mf really be paintin and shit 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1051 The drugs have taken effect. 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
1052 I think I know what happened to you edibles 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
1053 I'm hoping to find one that can help me write my thesis! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
1054 He's on loan from the Vatican labs. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
1055 Was Michelangelo left handed, and do you believe in reincarnation? 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
1056 And all you did was switch the cheese to mozarella? 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1057 It's so weird that he thinks there would be mice in heaven! 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
1058 Whoah, look what happens if he doesn’t have to work for his cheddar! 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
1059 He actually thinks we're going to let him live. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
1060 I got 5 estimates and his was the lowest. 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
1061 I love experimental art. 1.2923 0.04561 130 96 30 4
1062 You should see his mini marble sculpture of David 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
1063 Amazing. I didn’t know they saw color. 1.2922 0.04008 154 112 39 3
1064 We should alert the FDA to the side effects. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
1065 It was commissioned by the Medicheese family. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
1066 Nurture is clearly the winner. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
1067 Nope, the hands still look weird. 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
1068 It's actually no worse than that 'painter of light' guy. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
1069 We've been giving him the good cheese 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
1070 This one is not showing fatigue as a side effect. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1071 Image what he must have done to be reincarnated as a rat. At least he can still paint. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1072 We're going to need a bigger tank. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1073 If only Banksy could talk! 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
1074 Amateurish brushwork, derivative subject matter... I thought the serum was supposed to make him intelligent. 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
1075 I guess the meds are kicking in... 1.2917 0.04048 144 104 38 2
1076 It’s an unintended side effect but corporate wants to market it. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1077 So you're telling me this is the control group? 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
1078 That’s nothing. You should see the mousetrap he just built. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
1079 Did you know she was left handed? 1.2912 0.04032 182 137 37 8
1080 naming him Michelangelo might have been a mistake. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
1081 Let’s sample his DNA and see if he has Italian ancestry. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
1082 A-maze-ing. Couldn't find his way out, so he's upgrading the facility." 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
1083 As you can see, he still hasn't grasped the difference between the buon fresco and fresco secco techniques, and his impasto can only be described as wildly self-indulgent. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
1084 If we list this as a side effect, will people still want the boner medicine? 1.2909 0.03749 165 119 44 2
1085 Ars longa, vita brevis 1.2909 0.03941 165 121 40 4
1086 He's taking his teacher's pet efforts to a new level. 1.2909 0.04300 165 125 32 8
1087 Wasn’t expecting that reaction from placebo, wonder what the new drug will do? 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1088 I wish B.F. Skinner was around to see this! 1.2907 0.04017 172 128 38 6
1089 Genealogy records indicate he's Italian. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
1090 It's not the Sistine Chapel! 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1091 This one lacks originality. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
1092 That's what happens when you give your test subjects names like Michelangelo 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
1093 He's doing it under protest. His forte is cheese sculpture. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
1094 The real test is whether or not he cleans his brushes. 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
1095 The artisan cheese seems to be working 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1096 Checked: mice cannot solve mazes. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
1097 ‘Evidence of reincarnation at last!’ 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1098 No need for AI, we have gene therapy working wonders! 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1099 well, looks like he’s not an atheist 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
1100 All we had to do was remove dairy from his diet 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1101 " ... and yet you say he still refuses to run the maze? 1.2901 0.03982 162 119 39 4
1102 If he thinks he’s getting his rent deposit back, he’s sorely mistaken. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
1103 And I figured him for a gym rat. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
1104 Trial Day #9: Ozempic producing unexpected side effects 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1105 Oh nuts! PETA will be after us if he gets paint in his eyes. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1106 Our new diabetes drug is loaded with unexpected side effects! 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
1107 This is $3.25B well spend! 1.2901 0.04532 131 97 30 4
1108 (This cartoon doesn't need a caption.) 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
1109 I guess he didn't like the poster we put up to amuse him. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
1110 The Sistine Terrarium! 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
1111 I think we underestimated Leonardo. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
1112 He says he'll be done when he's done. 1.2899 0.04388 138 102 32 4
1113 Can we say "laid back" as a side effect? 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
1114 That's why we named him "Mickey-langelo. 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
1115 That’s all well and good but I’m still worried about the drug’s “slight irritability” side effect. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1116 He’s definitely right brained. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1117 Unfortunately, not everyone is cut out for the rat race. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1118 Hard to believe last year he was delivering pizza. 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
1119 His introduction to Italian culture began with a slice of pizza on a staircase. Now look at him! 1.2896 0.04507 183 145 23 15
1120 She looks at life from both sides now… 1.2895 0.03697 190 140 45 5
1121 Saying this new ADHD drug is promising seems like an understatement 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
1122 It's not as impressive as you think. That's color by numbers. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
1123 Quick, what was the last clinical trial this one was in. 1.2893 0.03924 159 116 40 3
1124 And you had to go and name him Michelangelo. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
1125 Laboratory testing of the latest covid 19 booster had creative side effects. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
1126 Maybe there is an upside to hallucinogens in very, very, very small doses? 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1127 I think it’s safe to say he’s right-brained. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
1128 Well, not really a cure for the glass ceiling, but it’s only day sisteen. 1.2891 0.04594 128 95 29 4
1129 what did you expect? He's left-handed 1.2891 0.04726 128 96 27 5
1130 Would you believe he actually fancies himself a sculptor? 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
1131 This one was given both agony and ecstasy, as you can see. 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
1132 This mouse is still showing signs of fear that AI will take his job. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
1133 He was scheduled for research group three, but you can't rush an artist. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1134 Are you sure you want this one? He's just lying there, staring up at the ceiling. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1135 You sure he's from Florida? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1136 When did we give him paint? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
1137 … and they’re not using AI! 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
1138 He's come a long, long way from his internship as a common vermin in the Medici's kitchen. 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1139 This specimen watched only The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
1140 We did recently switch to Romano cheese 1.2881 0.03855 177 131 41 5
1141 This will look impressive in his college application! 1.2881 0.04326 177 137 29 11
1142 You think THIS doesn't make sense? What if I told you a 'rat pope' commissioned all this?! 1.2880 0.03843 184 137 41 6
1143 Little does he know, AI will replace him, too. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1144 A cure for Modernism?! You must publish at once! 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1145 I'm just a little surprised. His watercolors are always secular. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
1146 We shouldn’t have given him adderall. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1147 He's been like this since we put Romano cheese in the maze 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1148 Forget Rodin. Now we have Rodent! 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1149 Can we monetize this? 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
1150 Yeah, that's pretty great, but he is still refusing to run on the treadmill. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1151 It's settled - left-handers are more artistic 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
1152 “This is the result of feeding the subject only pizza.” 1.2877 0.04003 146 106 38 2
1153 He displays a remarkable talent for painting by numbers. 1.2877 0.04952 146 115 20 11
1154 And this one received a heroic dose. 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
1155 …and this experiment shows what happens when the subject is removed from the rat race 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
1156 At least it keeps him off that wheel at night! 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1157 He is amazing now that he doesn’t just do cheese. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
1158 If he'd just go get the cheese like we asked... 1.2876 0.04007 153 112 38 3
1159 The mouse statue made of cheese makes more sense now 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
1160 They really are smarter than we thought! 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
1161 He kinda outgrew the maze-running thing a long time ago. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
1162 How's the rat on a hot tin roof experiment coming along? 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
1163 Quite an achievement; last week he ate the canvas. 1.2873 0.04185 181 139 32 10
1164 He made the creator a lab rat. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1165 Cute, but our other rat could sing and dance. Now, that was talent! 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1166 And he never had art classes. 1.2868 0.04292 136 100 33 3
1167 I’m glad she found a hobby. Running that wheel was starting to take a toll. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
1168 We had to separate her from the other rats. They’re still in the Medieval period. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
1169 Pizza Rat’s capacities clearly go far beyond savoring Italian fast food. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1170 Microdosing seems to have had an effect... 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1171 Frankly, it’s a bit derivative. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1172 Impressive. But he's still not getting out of there alive. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1173 Impressive. He built scaffolding 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
1174 I didn't know Adam and God had tails. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1175 He thinks he’s in the Sistene Chapel 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1176 Thank God we didn’t buy him that little wheel to run around in. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1177 He’s like the reincarnation of Micelangelo. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1178 Best $9 million I ever spent. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1179 He hasn't been the same since he had this near-death experience. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1180 I found him in the subway. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1181 All he needed was the proper tools. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
1182 Yeah, it's great, but where did he get the brush and paints? 1.2866 0.03839 157 114 41 2
1183 Wait until you see the mouse who believes he is the pope. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
1184 We just learned he’s left-handed. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
1185 Very repetitive. This is his sixteenth chapel. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
1186 If it goes viral, we could cover research funds for the year. 1.2865 0.03902 185 139 39 7
1187 Actually, we're lab-testing the inhalation of paint fumes." 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1188 But can we replicate the results without being accused of forgery? 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1189 ...and God created cheese. 1.2857 0.03773 189 141 42 6
1190 He's starting "The Creation of Edam"... 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
1191 Maybe we should cut back on the cannibus pellets 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
1192 He is testing our sense of perspective. 1.2857 0.04173 161 121 34 6
1193 How long does the Renaissance last in mice years again? 1.2857 0.03875 175 130 40 5
1194 This new ADHD drug is very promising. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
1195 If this is accurate we're screwed. 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
1196 He came to us from a laboratory in Rome 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1197 Amazing! What kind of cancer did we give him again? 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1198 She was never this good in the mazes! 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
1199 Oh look... taupe clouds. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
1200 I had no idea they could lie on their back so long. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1201 Put him in a maze with cheese and he’s hopeless but hand him a pallet & brush, lay him on his back and he’s a genius! 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
1202 Rataissance 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
1203 This explains the graffiti in the maze. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1204 That THC mouse feed really is special! 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
1205 The agony and the extra cheese. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
1206 Looks like we've got a Mickey Angelo in our lab. 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
1207 The Adderall really took with this one. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1208 Not since the patronage of the Medici! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1209 He's finally expanded beyond nudes. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
1210 It's still a failure until they can get the hands right. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
1211 I was expecting him to paint Swiss cheese maybe, but nothing this holy. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
1212 He is looking for a reason to exist….just like this trial 1.2857 0.03783 161 117 42 2
1213 He said it’s ready when it’s ready. 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
1214 Remarkable? I think it’s pretty derivative, if I’m being honest. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1215 All we did was feed it an all-organic diet! 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
1216 They never evolve past the Renaissance period. 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
1217 Well that's all very well, but can he find cheese in a maze? 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
1218 I know what your about to say; Hardly original right??? 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
1219 It will make it easier to justify the high rent after I evict him. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
1220 Should I tell him he’s named Michelangelo after one of the Ninja Turtles? 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1221 We discovered that if you remove them from garbage, vomit and feces, they want meaning in their lives. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
1222 Big deal. None of the stuff he invented actually works properly. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1223 We don’t test on this one. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1224 Let's bring in little blocks of Carrara marble and see what happens. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1225 Yes, yes an interesting result, but you were supposed to be studying weight loss. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
1226 Do you think this falls under the ‘useful research’ budget line? 1.2847 0.04138 137 100 35 2
1227 …and he’s calling this one his Mousterpiece… 1.2846 0.04663 130 98 27 5
1228 They told me, 'If you give a million church mice a million ceilings..." 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1229 Back to the drawing board for this experiment! 1.2845 0.04711 116 86 27 3
1230 Should we change his name from Raphael? 1.2842 0.03518 183 133 48 2
1231 This isn't unusual for right-handed mice, but extraordinary for left-handed! 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
1232 Pope Ratzinger will be pleased. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
1233 That's not what I meant when I said 'build a better mouse trap'. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
1234 See! I told you he liked fresco painting and not queso fresco. 1.2840 0.03864 162 119 40 3
1235 Next, let’s watch for the white smoke. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
1236 I asked. He said when he’s finished. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1237 All we did was expose him to gay porn. 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
1238 You should see his portrait of Minnie Lisa 1.2839 0.04822 155 123 20 12
1239 Yeah, but there's the oddest hint of Dali, too. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
1240 Do you think he can do our living room ceiling? 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
1241 The maze mural it painted wasn't nearly this lifelike. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
1242 Sigh. Another failure. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
1243 And this whole time we thought Michelangelo was a turtle 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1244 I can't believe we never thought to give them paint before. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
1245 We've finally isolated the artistic gene. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1246 I would say genius but those color are so tacky! 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1247 I gave it holy water 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
1248 This is not one of the side effects we expected. Honestly, I think we can kiss FDA approval goodbye. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1249 Our psychedelic research is really doing marvels. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
1250 No lobotomy for this one. 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
1251 Gosh, look! It must be rattled... 1.2835 0.04315 127 93 32 2
1252 Remind me. What did you put in his water? 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
1253 The fish call it the cistern chapel. 1.2833 0.04457 120 88 30 2
1254 Incredible results! Now if we can only get the rat to do something useful like business or law. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1255 I think it is an Italian mouse . 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
1256 Yes, but can he sculpt? 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
1257 Yes, but can the injection we gave him cure baldness? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
1258 Frankly, I expected much better color composition. 1.2829 0.03896 152 111 39 2
1259 The finish will be Walt Disney touching Mickey's hand. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
1260 His cheese sculptures are even more impressive. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1261 She's in her Blue Cheese period. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1262 Well, it's not Shakespeare... 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1263 Back to the cheese ,no more mushrooms 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1264 Call the Pope 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1265 You should see what Vincent van Goat is up to. 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
1266 Those were my hamste’s art supplies 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
1267 Taxidermy at its finest 1.2824 0.04504 131 98 29 4
1268 He made the brushes by pulling out his own belly hair. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
1269 He’s doing significantly better than my 1,000 monkeys at 1,000 typewriters experiment… 1.2823 0.04370 124 91 31 2
1270 Don’t just stand there, I need more blue paint 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
1271 Interesting, but I think it's rather derivative. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1272 You wouldn't believe how many pellets this took 1.2821 0.04147 156 117 34 5
1273 We transplanted the DNA of a mouse from the Vatican. 1.2821 0.04795 156 124 20 12
1274 Too bad he wasn't born a couple of hundred years ago; now it's just kitsch. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
1275 What exactly was in that last test serum? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
1276 Well, Bob Ross he ain't. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
1277 The Pope hired him. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
1278 Ooh, I remember when we had a mirror on our ceiling. 1.2819 0.04049 149 110 36 3
1279 It's a shame we'll still have to kill him. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
1280 I got tired of waiting for the monkeys to randomly type out the Bible. This is going so much better. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
1281 Can’t believe they named a turtle after Michelangelo in this city 1.2819 0.04160 149 111 34 4
1282 I am going to take some of this serum home and work on some of my DIY projects. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
1283 True, but his understanding of Creation is quite immature. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1284 Subject is exhibiting stroke-like symptoms and delusions of grandeur. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
1285 It may be creative, but it's still derivative. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1286 I wonder if he's in the placebo or the Adderall group? 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
1287 I'm calling him Michelangerat. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1288 We always have trouble with the mice from Rome. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1289 I guess the Pope is cutting back on this year’s budget. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1290 WOW, those magic mushrooms really do work. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1291 So you won't have to feed him very often. He's a starving artist. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1292 Do we know anyone with a liberal arts degree who can interpret these results? 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
1293 I told Mickey to clean up his cage yesterday. Obviously, this exceeds my expectations. 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
1294 Didn't I warn you that if you named him Leonardo, he'd never do any real mousework again? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1295 I told you Michelangelo had help with the ceiling 1.2807 0.04746 114 85 26 3
1296 It's not right; it's Leonardo who was left handed. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
1297 You know, I think you're right. That does look like Walt Disney. 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
1298 Will he work for cheese? 1.2806 0.04214 139 103 33 3
1299 The amazing thing is that we gave him a placebo this time, not an adderall 1.2805 0.04702 164 131 20 13
1300 Now I know why he said he was named Leonardo. 1.2803 0.04209 132 97 33 2
1301 The mouse pope has him on a tight deadline. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
1302 Where in the hell does he keep getting these paintbrushes?! 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
1303 It still remains to be seen how his peers will respond to this. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1304 We achieved these results by simply being very encouraging about his earlier work. 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
1305 I wonder if I could get him to do my small guest bathroom.” 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1306 It's hard to tell if they're anatomically correct... 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1307 Mice L. Angelo puts the finishing touches on the Ratican ceiling. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1308 Not bad. Let's see what he does with a piece of marble. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1309 I think the Buddhists might be right after all. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1310 And here’s our final specimen: the tortured artist. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1311 NOW do you regret sending him to art school? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1312 Turns out you can breed a rat to paint, but unfortunately all their work is derivative. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
1313 That’s your makeup brush. My eye shadow too. That little bastard. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1314 Ratatouille paints too?? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1315 I have it in good authority that the central figure will represent the creation of Minnie. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
1316 He's definitely a Renaissance rat. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1317 He has been more of a sculptor, but this is very good. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1318 Hey, little guy. Time to go to real heaven. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1319 Maybe Michaelangelo's version is wrong! 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1320 I don’t have the heart to tell him the rat football team is getting all the funding again this year. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1321 At least this mouse didn’t cut off his ear. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
1322 He solved the mazes, then designed the mazes and now this. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
1323 I've told him that he has a beetter financial future in accounting, but he insists that he must follow his muse. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
1324 And to think, I said he should use an easel. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
1325 I can't wait until the Pope arrives! 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1326 So that’s how it was done! 1.2793 0.04645 111 82 27 2
1327 Given time and space to unleash his inner artist, he stopped raiding trash cans. Next, we apply for a grant to scale this up.” 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
1328 What a shame the budget runs out today 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
1329 If we buy this one, do you think we still need a hamster wheel? 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
1330 I believe that it is the climax scene of the film, Ratatouille 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
1331 We should try some of this stuff Steffy. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
1332 i hard that Michelangelo was also good at mazes 1.2791 0.04535 129 97 28 4
1333 His brother is a chef. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1334 Ratincarnation in action. 1.2789 0.03955 147 108 37 2
1335 Well, that decides it. We will dissect his brain first. 1.2789 0.03955 147 108 37 2
1336 Sure beats the monkey mashing out a type-written novel. 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
1337 Paint by numbers. Big deal. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
1338 Impressive,yes,but many find his work too derivative. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
1339 Let's wait a bit before we use this one for our next cancer experiment. 1.2787 0.04396 122 90 30 2
1340 Test 835, subject’s intelligence and creativity increased, still no erection. Terminate the test and let’s move on to the next subject. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1341 I lost another bet. I had all my money on monkeys typing Shakespeare. 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
1342 We’ve developed the program quite a bit since Ratatouille. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1343 only one who signed up for artist in residence 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1344 Look, Dr. Meyers! CRISPR is helping us break the Da Vinci code! 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
1345 We've isolated the Michelangelo gene. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
1346 Yeah,impressive but too derivative. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1347 The others just keep running for the cheese. Goddamn philistines. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
1348 The real challenge will be taking down the scaffolding. 1.2782 0.04316 133 99 31 3
1349 It's amazing what they can be trained to do with the right reinforcement schedule. 1.2781 0.03892 151 111 38 2
1350 As a scientist I’m thrilled by the progress, as a hobby artist I’m fascinated by his color palette. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
1351 Wow, it's Mickey Angelo! 1.2781 0.04004 151 112 36 3
1352 It took some trying finding his medium. But I can tell ya, Tommy hasn't bitten his tail in weeks now. 1.2781 0.04004 151 112 36 3
1353 He‘s clearly a Renaissance rat! 1.2781 0.04113 151 113 34 4
1354 This motherfucker. 1.2781 0.04471 187 151 20 16
1355 And you wanted to get him a hamster wheel! 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1356 Cornerstone work of High Renaissance art. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1357 You can't even tell it's paint-by-numbers. 1.2778 0.03864 180 136 38 6
1358 He says it was commissioned by Joseph Ratzinger. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
1359 Yet he used his RIGHT hand to sign the subject consent form. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1360 I wish we all had a chance to escape the rat race. 1.2775 0.04441 173 137 24 12
1361 This one scored highest on the maze test, too. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
1362 Everyone laughed when I named him Michelangelo 1.2774 0.03722 155 113 41 1
1363 Who would have thought that this would be the side effect of our bubonic plague vaccine? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1364 We added rat poison to the paint. They say it's a hallucinogenic. 1.2774 0.04238 137 102 32 3
1365 Ozempic is the wonder drug. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
1366 The genius is in the spatial relationships and the use of light and color! 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
1367 We owe the discovery of subject M to The Vatican’s “though shalt not kill” traps. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1368 There, the difference between a lab mouse and a church mouse! 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
1369 That still doesn't explain how the other two went blind 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
1370 Finally some representation! I got tired of his experimental period. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
1371 Remember how we wondered what would happen if we engineered a mouse with an opposable thumb. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1372 Derivative for sure, but he does earn his pellets. 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
1373 His cellmate said that Heston changed his life. 1.2771 0.03974 166 125 36 5
1374 We didn’t expect him to find God 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
1375 „CRISPR is really amazing“ 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
1376 I would have thought Banksy was more his style. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
1377 And they say that Monkey typing Shakespeare is impressive. 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
1378 But, he doesn’t have opposable thumbs! 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
1379 Wait until I show this to Dr. Wolfgang and his “genius” typewriter monkeys… 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
1380 It's not a side effect—it's a phase. 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1381 Impressive, yes, but what until you see what he does when you give him Camembert. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
1382 OMG, we have a Mouselangelo. 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1383 Pizza rat is still more famous. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1384 I think we need to name this one Mousealangelo. 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1385 It was your idea to name him “Mice”elangelo. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
1386 Wait 'til the monkeys with the typewriters hear about this! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1387 Oh, fuck! 1.2767 0.03880 159 118 38 3
1388 One day there will be a movie about this called ‘The Agony and the Eekstacy.’ 1.2767 0.03616 206 156 43 7
1389 We've made incredible progress in the experiment, but as you can see he's left-handed so we'll need to start over. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1390 Isn't it amazing what a little positive reinforcement can do? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1391 Wow, I wonder how he built the scaffolding? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1392 Do you think it's the LSD? 1.2766 0.04040 141 104 35 2
1393 You should see what he made out of his cheese. 1.2766 0.04040 141 104 35 2
1394 I swear it wasn’t like that when I left last night 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1395 Find out who his patron is! 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
1396 Must’ve been the asiago. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1397 It's a queso fresco. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
1398 Wow. Now I'd feel kinda bad taking out that electrode we implanted. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
1399 At a certain point the Vatican's scientists found that God made mice, not man, in his image, a realization that started a Renaissance the Church felt compelled to crush. 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
1400 I don’t think we should work on that AI injection anymore. 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
1401 Call the vet. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1402 This is going to attract so many rats. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1403 It was supposed to stop male pattern baldness. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1404 This is certainly giving more credence to your reincarnation theory! 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
1405 Just where in Rome did you find this rat? 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1406 Could it be his reincarnation? 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
1407 I wonder what he built that platform out of? 1.2756 0.03813 156 115 39 2
1408 Have all funding from the Infinite Monkey project transferred to this lab immediately. 1.2754 0.04218 167 129 30 8
1409 I mean seriously…Michelangelo who? 1.2754 0.03767 167 124 40 3
1410 I’m so glad we took him to church! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1411 He's been a busy boy! He just finished "War and Peace"! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1412 Unfortunately he doesn't do commissions. 1.2754 0.04084 138 102 34 2
1413 Just as predicted; 11 rat years to completion. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1414 He's no Picasso... 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1415 We switched this one to Italian cheeses 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1416 I'm certain that's the one I saw at the Warhol/Basquiat exhibit in Brooklyn. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1417 All I said..That with the price of gas,I wished his Hamster Wheel could make our Van Go" 1.2752 0.05510 109 86 16 7
1418 Very artistic. Definitely not a lab rat. 1.2752 0.04676 109 81 26 2
1419 Oh my God! He did not get HOA approval. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1420 High expectations. Go figure. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1421 The subject is truly a Renaissance rat. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
1422 Note: the peyote works, let’s try Bob Ross for the other control group. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1423 He had a near death experience. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
1424 I always wondered how he did it. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1425 I'm afraid we failed. His work is hopelessly derivative. 1.2750 0.04058 160 121 34 5
1426 But despite the cheesiness, what potential! 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1427 You should see his sculpture of David. He carved it out a block of cheddar. 1.2750 0.04429 160 125 26 9
1428 Wow! That month in Italy is finally beginning to pay off! 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
1429 Wow, this is surreal. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1430 We are so going to nail the first combo-papal endorsed-Pulitzer, Nobel, Chuck E. Cheese award. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1431 We call him Mousekalangelo. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1432 This is what happens when you give Parmigiano. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1433 You know I hate tapas 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1434 These new canvas tops are reaping some unexpected benefits. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1435 Quick! Call the Met. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1436 He’s Mousekeangelo 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1437 If only he could talk. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
1438 Just a few more dabs and we can extract its brain. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1439 Incredible! I never knew he was left-handed. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
1440 Amazing!! He is much better known for his sculptures than frescos. 1.2744 0.04087 164 125 33 6
1441 Ok I know that this is crazy but also how did he build that 1.2743 0.04005 175 134 34 7
1442 I think we should classify this under 'unexpected side-effects'. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1443 He works on commision 1.2742 0.04629 124 94 26 4
1444 I guess all that time Splinter spent with those fighting turtles really paid off 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1445 Well, it’s not as if he had an original concept… 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1446 We refer to this as the Ratican. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
1447 Once she’s finished, say goodbye to her running through another maze" 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1448 Shamefully derivative. Textbook placebo effect. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1449 You have to admire his focus, totally ignoring his nest's move toward minimalism! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
1450 His symbolism has entered a mythic phase. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1451 After the cedar chip David, we decided, why not try scaffolding and paints? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1452 Egad! The new vaccine made him artistic! 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1453 It’s a bit derivative, isn’t it? 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1454 You should see his statue of Mickey. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
1455 It looks to be that he is painting The Creation of Edam 1.2739 0.04002 157 118 35 4
1456 When he finishes the ceiling, let's see how he does on the walls. 1.2738 0.03933 168 127 36 5
1457 I told you he just needs time alone. 1.2738 0.03748 168 125 40 3
1458 He’s going to need more drugs. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1459 No caption necessary, this cartoon is funny as hell. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1460 I don't know...reincarnation?! 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1461 Wow, this drug really works. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1462 It started when we switched to the new organic food with a holistic mushroom base..... 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1463 I heard they found him in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1464 I still can't believe he didn't just die like the rest of them. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1465 Okay Linda, time reduce to reduce the LSD dosage 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1466 After wheels, religion is usually next. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1467 I would have put my money on it being a Banksy. 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
1468 Just remember, when we told that last one to paint the ceiling he painted the ceiling 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1469 They all turn to art if we let them be. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1470 He is painting the seventeenth chapel! 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
1471 I wonder what his God is going to look like. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1472 It all started when we put him on the Mediterranean Diet. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
1473 I just love visiting Ratican City. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1474 That's not what I had in mind when I sent him to his room! 1.2727 0.04391 121 90 29 2
1475 Next I'll give him clay. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1476 Happy little clouds. 1.2727 0.04545 121 91 27 3
1477 It’s impressive but his sculptures are extraordinary. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1478 Banksy is a lot smaller than I'd imagined. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
1479 When its finished, we call Christies 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
1480 We got this Rodin in Auguste but disappointingly it only paints. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1481 That’s nice, but how fast can she run the maze? 1.2727 0.03891 132 96 36 0
1482 "I think one little beak and the other little beak are going to just barely touch. 1.2727 0.04066 165 126 33 6
1483 Well, he's no Raphael... 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1484 Welp it's a shame we'll have to dissect him now 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1485 Wow cocaine really is one helluva drug. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1486 Our latest grant was from the Pope. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
1487 Who cares? He sucks at the maze. 1.2727 0.04045 154 116 34 4
1488 Wait until people find out artistic genius is a side effect of Ozempic." 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1489 take that AI 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1490 This is much better than when he tried to play Beethovens 5th 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1491 And this is what happens when they emerge from the Dark Cages. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1492 So that’s why he put in an order for scaffolding. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
1493 Next week we're giving him a block of marble. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
1494 OSHA tells us that the scaffolding is not up to code. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
1495 The mating ritual of these mice is quite baroque 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1496 I confess, I didn't see the point of getting him that paint set. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
1497 Look what happens when you named him Mice-elangelo. 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
1498 Seems like a waste of talent for snake food 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
1499 Let's feed this one to the snake last. 1.2721 0.04585 147 115 24 8
1500 Pretty good, but you should see him do Jeff Koons 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1501 Michelangelo , your back! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1502 Add may see God to the side effects. 1.2721 0.05056 136 109 17 10
1503 We started giving him parmigiano reggiano, and he just started doing that." 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1504 We removed the "MAGA" portion of his brain! 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1505 All those monkeys across the hall with their typewriters have nothing on this guy!" 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1506 Amazing what classical conditioning can achieve! 1.2720 0.04454 125 94 28 3
1507 you know, animal right’s groups say he’s a tortured artist 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1508 I simply exposed him to three seasons of The Borgias. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1509 This was the compromise after he said the astronaut pen didn’t work. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1510 This sure beats running on a wheel all day 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
1511 It's Mouselangelo 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
1512 Clouds as wheels of cheddar? 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
1513 Ratican City's most famous painting reimagined! 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1514 When we market this new drug, the art schools will be inundated. 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
1515 I’m telling you, Dr., gouda always gets results. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
1516 OK. Withold the Brie for one more day. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1517 We are so lucky to see Mice L. Angelo at work. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1518 I thought mice were color blind. 1.2714 0.04035 140 104 34 2
1519 The painting must be from the Michelangelo's DNA we used but where did the Disney caricatures come from? 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1520 Looks like he’s out of his Medieval phase. 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1521 He’s the next Micechal Angelo 1.2713 0.04368 129 97 29 3
1522 You should see his cherubs when we pipe in choir music. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1523 What we can't understand is how the Pope got in touch with her. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1524 Soon he'll be making sourdough. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1525 I told you letting him find the maze cheese was dangerous 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1526 Hmmm, needs more burnt umber. 1.2710 0.04517 107 79 27 1
1527 And she doesn't even go to church. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1528 He's such a copyrat 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
1529 Most unusual for a right-handed rodent, don't you think? 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
1530 If this goes well, we can commission him to paint a relief on the lab's ceiling. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1531 It's a commission piece for the Ratican. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
1532 Can't wait to see what it thinks God looks like 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1533 He calls it the Cistern Chapel 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1534 Did he think it was the Swiss Cheese Chapel? 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1535 Look! He built a scaffold by himself. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
1536 He's entering his Renaissance phase" 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1537 It's no big deal. It's been done before. 1.2707 0.04151 133 99 32 2
1538 Maybe he lived in the Sistine Chapel before he came here. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
1539 The other mice kicked him out for being eccentric. 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
1540 Evolutionally, they're only about 500 years behind us. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1541 Rodent's paw meets hand of God 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1542 I love what he's doing with the hand of Gouda. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1543 Maybe I should have set up a control group. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1544 They’ll do anything for cocaine. 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1545 They say he hid on a ship from Vatican City. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1546 Forget AI. It looks like the rats are gonna take over! 1.2705 0.04661 122 93 25 4
1547 Confirmed success of the artistic neural chip! Please check on the soldier mice. 1.2705 0.04514 122 92 27 3
1548 Arrogant to assume his species is so special. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1549 Of course the Divine Rat is albino. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1550 After he graduated from maze running, he selected art as his major. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1551 Well Miss Dawson, we succeeded in turning him into a neurotic, so now he's an artist. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
1552 It’s interesting but it’s no Sistine Chapel 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1553 Holy fucking shit we finally found a way to make Catholic rodents. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
1554 Some side effects are more unexpected than others 1.2703 0.04234 111 81 30 0
1555 I guess we really are in a modern day renaissance of scientific discovery 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
1556 He used the Flowers we gave him as a still life study and went from there 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1557 Wow, micro dosing provolone really has some astonishing effects” 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
1558 I thought the turtles were the artist! 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1559 I think it loses something when it's all in gray-scale. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1560 What’s really amazing is that he’s doing it left-handed. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1561 The most impressive part is, he’s blind. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1562 Always Jackson Pollocks until this! 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
1563 Who commissioned it? That's what I want to know. 1.2699 0.03898 163 123 36 4
1564 We just never thought of putting scaffolding and a paint set in their cages before! 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1565 To get him to finish, we had to agree to rename his cage Ratican City. 1.2699 0.04269 163 127 28 8
1566 We’ve seen this before. It’s known as the Mice-elangelo syndrome. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1567 Naw, get real. He's not all that talented. I wouldn't call anybody. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1568 And here we have classical conditioning. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1569 You can see why we named this mouse Angelo... 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
1570 I think our testing on the new Adderall is a success. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1571 His cage was too close to PBS on TV! 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
1572 All this first started when we just gave the mouse a cookie. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1573 Just like Michelangelo, he painted himself in the scene 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
1574 Definitely outclasses the infinite monkeys scenario. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
1575 It's not just AI that's taking our jobs. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1576 And this is the one we didn't give the covid vaccine to. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1577 The AI implantation is working very well. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1578 He wasn’t going for the heroin, so we tried some LSD 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1579 Who vetted THIS project??? 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1580 And to think, we were going to volunteer him for medical research. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1581 I appreciate his use of chiaroscuro but I just need him to run through a maze. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
1582 And this one is from Italy. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1583 We proven that Bob Ross videos do work on all species. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
1584 Goji berries really are a superfood. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1585 Small but mighty mouse. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1586 Poor thing, he just wants to go back to the chapel. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
1587 How did he get my paints again?! 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1588 We shouldn’t have let him watch that PBS special on Leonardo… 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1589 The Cistern Chapel? 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
1590 His brushstrokes were more subtle before the trial 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
1591 His maze results are going to be off the chart. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
1592 This worked out a lot better than when we gave a million monkeys a million typewriters." 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1593 Well all art is derivative. 1.2688 0.03938 160 121 35 4
1594 Remarkable, yes, but a bit derivative, wouldn't you say? 1.2688 0.04318 160 125 27 8
1595 Much better than his cheese cubism period. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1596 I’'d like take whatever we’re giving him. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1597 He considers himself more of a sculptor, though. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1598 congrats, we've discovered the pied piper gene. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1599 Wow,they can cook and paint. 1.2683 0.04174 123 91 31 1
1600 Do you think he might be amenable to a museum shop? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1601 I hope he finishes before the drug wears off. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1602 Fascinating…I can’t wait to dissect his brain. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1603 I think we can monetize this! 1.2681 0.03922 138 102 35 1
1604 Isn't he the one who painted the cistern chapel?? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1605 "The Vatican called, something about a copyright conflict..." 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
1606 Flaunting it! Just listen to him humming ‘Hallelujah Chorus.’ 1.2680 0.04043 153 116 33 4
1607 Well, now she's just showing off... 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
1608 It's more Bob Ross than Michaelangelo. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1609 You may say that he's a dreamer, but now at least he can SEE he's not the only one. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1610 We knocked out his ambition gene and now he’s become an aimless artist. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1611 This is compelling evidence on the effectiveness of microdosing. Only, we should take less. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1612 Ever since we told him what 'Mickey' was short for... 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1613 Do you think it knows what God really looks like? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1614 And so began the rataissance. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1615 “Is it presumptuous to call it the Ratican?” 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1616 Do you think he could rust proof the Subaru ? 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
1617 All along I expected a Pollock at best. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
1618 And his sculptures are even better! 1.2675 0.04462 157 124 24 9
1619 his Etsy shop has really taken off 1.2672 0.04304 116 86 29 1
1620 “ ‘RATS FLORENTINE’! I never had the slightest inclination!” 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1621 That's Micelangelo... 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
1622 Now let's get him a block of marble. 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
1623 Safer than the subway. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1624 Don't be too impressed; he's just painting by numbers. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1625 He stopped participating in our research, citing creative differences. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1626 Impressive, yes, but I thought she was right-handed. 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1627 He's still not finished?! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
1628 That little guy, Sistine, is so creative. 1.2671 0.04157 146 111 31 4
1629 And then the lead paint destroys his mind. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
1630 Boy, am I going to feel guilty removing his pituitary. 1.2671 0.04157 146 111 31 4
1631 Clearly the experimental group has cultivated an active interest in cultures. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1632 We should probably look at his notebooks. 1.2667 0.03862 150 112 36 2
1633 I think our nickname "Mouselangelo" went to his head. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1634 What happened to the snake? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1635 It’s kind of a cheesy version if you ask me. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1636 Even more impressive is what he can do with a block of cheese. 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1637 None of the other subjects figured out how to get a table in there. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1638 Rats will beat AI every time! 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1639 He wants 3,000 Ducats for it 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1640 And all the monkeys did was write "War And Peace.' 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1641 This is beautiful, but we’ll still have to run the test to see if the pill cured his hepatitis 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
1642 Upon closer inspection, it’s paint by numbers. 1.2667 0.03976 150 113 34 3
1643 So I guess Viagra does have a significant affect on mice. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1644 I’d say the results are inconclusive 1.2667 0.03761 165 124 38 3
1645 Reincarnation at work. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
1646 That's Ratangelo, he's still learning 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1647 They told me he’s Michelangelo’s distant cousin, on his father’s side. 1.2662 0.03690 154 114 39 1
1648 I think we'd better clone this one. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1649 The Rat Judgement: Magnifico 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1650 I just want to say that I burst out laughing when I saw this image. It doesn’t need a caption. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1651 Incredible… but who gave him the brushes? 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1652 Never mind the painting, who built the scaffolding? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1653 He is trying to finish it before he dies. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1654 Now I really feel bad about our kids’ lack of achievement. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1655 Now watch––as we 'replace him' with AI. 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
1656 He's taken al fresco to a whole new level. 1.2658 0.03853 158 119 36 3
1657 One thing is for sure: he’s got a more vivid imagination than the writer of this caption. 1.2658 0.04615 158 127 20 11
1658 Behold! A true queso fresco. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1659 The Swiss Cheese Chapel - it may be his best work yet. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1660 That summer in Florence kickstarted his career. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1661 Sure, the art is phenomenal, but look at the scaffolding! Such haphazard construction! 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
1662 And in the next cage, we have a monkey typing Hamlet. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
1663 Where the heck did he get the scaffolding? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1664 Well, he's no Michelangelo, but to be fair, this is not exactly the Sistine Chapel, either. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1665 He’s out of control. He is signing all his ceilings “Micelangelo” 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1666 He says if these commissions keep rolling in, he's going to need a ride to the cheese shop. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1667 He's a lot mellower since we started psilocybin micro-dosing. 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
1668 Our very own Mice-alangelo. Who knew? 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
1669 A mouse aspiring to be a copy cat. 1.2653 0.03901 147 110 35 2
1670 He was the only one who’d do it for free 1.2653 0.04018 147 111 33 3
1671 Success! For three months I fed him nothing but Italian cheeses. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1672 Maybe Rome WAS built in a day. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1673 Switching to oil paints has done wonders for his creativity. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1674 Umberto Sevini the dark, Italian mouse, the mouscot of Michelangelo, finally gets his day 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1675 And he only needed to watch the tutorial once. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1676 It appears that the gene therapy was a huge success. 1.2652 0.04004 132 98 33 1
1677 I guess I'd be concerned if he depicts God as a mouse. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1678 The amazing thing is he's self-taught 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1679 Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, and Michelangelo all referred to him as Master. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1680 And you were skeptical when I suggesting getting him a scaffold for his birthday!” 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
1681 Are you done yet? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1682 Scientists testing the last rats alive that managed to survive NYC’s “war on rats.” 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1683 We shouldn’t have named him Michelangelo… it may have influenced his personality 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1684 He really just wants to sculpt cheese. 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1685 I knew those other guys were just holding him back 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
1686 Imagine what he could do with a grant! 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
1687 This is our Beta version. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1688 This may prove the idea of heaven arises from a desire to escape the present world. 1.2647 0.03938 136 101 34 1
1689 I told you we should increase the cheese budget 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1690 Really learned how to do this from asking ChatGPT? 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1691 I don’t think we should mention it. It might skew the results of that really hopeful erectile dysfunction drug trial. 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1692 I caught this one at the Vatican 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1693 I think they caught him in Little Italy. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1694 Interesting work, but derivative. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
1695 I think he’s ready for human subjects! 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
1696 Amazing! It's really hard to see the little numbers. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
1697 Impressive brushwork—but let’s see how he fares in the maze. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1698 Evidently, in the beginning there were rats. 1.2645 0.05349 121 98 14 9
1699 He's good, but a bit heavy on the red. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1700 The other mice were less impressed 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1701 I alway thought it would have been the turtle 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1702 This one is called Micelangelo. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1703 This proves being left-handed is a sign of genius! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1704 His whisker strokes are just masterful. 1.2642 0.04702 106 80 24 2
1705 It looks like the Mediterranean diet is working. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1706 I thought we named him Micky Mouse, not Micky Angelo. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1707 Who Knew we had a Ratbrandt? 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1708 Now we know why there's a stimulant shortage. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1709 Who named him Mouselangelo? 1.2640 0.04272 125 94 29 2
1710 I KNEW IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1711 I told you he had potential. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1712 A bit of a surprise that Splinter would learn from the masters. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1713 He was bored by the maze. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
1714 Why do I keep thinking Rodin? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1715 Should we go with the other one? The greats always die young. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1716 Ok. We can now record the Italian wine is having an effect. 1.2635 0.03995 148 112 33 3
1717 Too bad we used up all the Renaissance artists names on the mutant turtles. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1718 We're getting our paper into Nature for sure. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
1719 He's just warming up. Wait'll we let him loose on the subway. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1720 That is amazing! I never thought those two colors would work well together. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
1721 And to think we discovered him in the subway 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
1722 Wait till the Vatican hears about this 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
1723 Do you concur - the double left-brain transplant is a success? 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
1724 He was inspired by a cousin who cooks. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1725 He must be Mouseanglo. 1.2632 0.03853 171 131 35 5
1726 You know, I think it’s even more impressive than his sculpture. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1727 This study abroad program in Rome has done wonders for New Yorker rats trying to move their way up from the sewer life 1.2632 0.05107 133 108 15 10
1728 The experiment was designed to measure their ability to think creatively. 1.2632 0.04119 133 100 31 2
1729 We definitely need to dissect this one. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1730 I thought he was pretty intelligent until he depicted God as a rat. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1731 Looks like nature is more important than nurture. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1732 I would have been proud if he just picked up the crumbs after himself. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
1733 Pretty. Call me when he's solving mazes. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1734 The Vatican sent him to us. They captured him in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1735 There's Minnie,I see Mighty and Mickey,oh! is that Ratatouille? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1736 Does it have a deeper meaning? 1.2627 0.04069 118 87 31 0
1737 This should be covered under the ‘side effects may vary’ clause, Eh? 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1738 Derivative. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
1739 It's unbelievable....rats can't play trumpets. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1740 And to think she was born under an F train 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1741 Look at what they can accomplish without social media! 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1742 Impressive; but let’s see the caption before making any definitive judgement. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1743 Do you know if Michelangelo was left-handed? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
1744 . “Now, let’s remove a right brain to see if we get a mathematician.” 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
1745 I thought he'd be sculpting, but whatever. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
1746 Now we just have to convince her that there really is a God 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1747 Wow! The cannabis diet has changed everything! 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1748 Well I'll be Julius II 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1749 It figures. All the great painters are southpaws. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1750 'Mickey's' palette is rich, ethereal; his execution, Divine.... 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1751 Wow. He’s like really good. 1.2623 0.04165 122 91 30 1
1752 'We just call him "Mike"' 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1753 I’d say we’re ready for human trials. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1754 I told you Eucharist combined with weed is the key 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1755 Interesting, God looks just like you. 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
1756 He gives new meaning to the phrase “lab rat.” 1.2622 0.03656 164 123 39 2
1757 It’s the Agony and the Extra Cheese 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1758 They say he got the Moderna vaccine… 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1759 Will he work on commission? 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
1760 Positive reinforcement wasn’t enough, he needed to be remembered 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
1761 Impressive response to the Parmigiano Reggiano. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1762 My kid could do better than that. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1763 Who told him about Michelangelo's technique? 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1764 Very impressive. Now, let’s see how he does with paint remover. 1.2619 0.04243 126 95 29 2
1765 He insists his name is Mice-elangelo 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1766 Sure, but her use of red shows a definite lack of intelligence. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1767 Let's call him Mice-langelo. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
1768 Ya that’s a cute painting but look at the quality of the scaffolding he built. Now that’s impressive. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
1769 Last night it was 'The Last Supper' until he ate it 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1770 Once that monkey actually typed Shakespeare everyone wants in. 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
1771 Maybe we shouldn't have named him Michelangelo. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1772 Yea, good. Is it a little derivative...perhaps? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1773 He calls it 'What I Did When They Took Away My Exercise Wheel'. 1.2615 0.05070 130 105 16 9
1774 No wonder the pet shop called him mouselangelo.” 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1775 I find it disappointingly derivative. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1776 He just doesn't understand impressionism 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
1777 He's drawn Walt Disney in the place of God! 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
1778 Most people don't know it but this is how A.I. works. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1779 He said he needs more pthalo blue. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1780 I expected something a little more original. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1781 Will frieze for cheese 1.2612 0.05073 134 109 15 10
1782 The sculptures are just as impressive. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1783 He said he's waiting for his massage. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1784 This just breaks my heart ... not a caption, but existential sadness for lab animals. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1785 So this is the famous Mickey Angelo 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1786 He told me he could either paint or he could spread pathogens. 1.2612 0.04961 134 108 17 9
1787 Oh no, he missed a bit! 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1788 I knew they needed less screen time. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1789 He couldn't cut it in STEM research. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1790 I bet you he draws in the big cheese next! 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
1791 He calls himself Hamsterangelo. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1792 What an idiot, he's using lead-based paint for his fresco! 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1793 He started painting his version of the Sistine Chapel when Cardinal Ratzinger became Pope Benedict XVI 1.2609 0.04024 138 104 32 2
1794 I wonder what he’d paint if we played Def Leppard instead of Monteverdi. 1.2609 0.04468 115 87 26 2
1795 This is Michel from Los Angeles 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
1796 We told him Michelangelo actually painted standing up. He said “well I’m a rat.” 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1797 Evidently, this experiment was more successful on mice than it was on turtles. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
1798 I used to bring the classroom pet home for winter break when I was young also, but unlike Sarah, I did not attend a Waldorf school. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1799 Ratatangello 1.2606 0.03637 165 124 39 2
1800 WOW, who knew Ozempic had so many benefits! 1.2606 0.04082 142 108 31 3
1801 I think he’s having a Renaissance 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1802 When we named him Michelangelo, I never expected this. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
1803 We asked for something modern 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
1804 He got sick of the other ways of testing makeup, and who can blame him? 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1805 But can he sculpt marble? 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1806 With his two year lifespan, every stroke is precious. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1807 Look Martha, the brain transplant is working! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1808 Look honey... Same position as you when we created Adam 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1809 So what? He’s not using perspective at all. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1810 It’s amazing what they do when we took their phones. 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1811 What a masterpiece of gene editing! 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
1812 Honey, it’s the Sistine Ratpel 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
1813 We made it harder to get the cheese. 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
1814 Yes, it's great but he refuses to mate. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1815 Thelma, this proves that AI implants can save humanity from AI! 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1816 He is laughing at us out here in the rat race. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1817 It's a bit derivative if you ask me. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1818 It’s titled Queso Fresco. 1.2602 0.04294 123 93 28 2
1819 Test subject seems to be displaying visions not long after injection. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1820 We won't know what it is until he finishes. 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
1821 Just think, it took an infinite number of monkeys to come up with Hamlet, and we got this on the first try! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
1822 I think that he has too much free time. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1823 Shame he has to go back to the lab next week! 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1824 He's doing much better than that ninja turtle. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1825 I guess we misnamed him 'Rodin' . 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1826 I never knew he was Italian. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1827 Ozempic really is a miracle drug. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1828 It's proof ! we have cracked the DiVinci DNA code. 1.2595 0.04545 131 102 24 5
1829 Somehow, the Sistine Chapel doesn't seem so special any more." 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
1830 This test subject was given encouragement and excess space in place of the drug or the placebo. 1.2595 0.03995 131 98 32 1
1831 Just think what he'd do if we had more than a few food pellets to give as a reward. 1.2595 0.04139 131 99 30 2
1832 Look—he’s painting the creation of Mickey! 1.2595 0.04796 131 104 20 7
1833 He’s developed a God complex. 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
1834 Our psilocybin trials are going exceptionally well. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1835 Italian mice challenge our assumptions.... 1.2593 0.04237 108 80 28 0
1836 This may turn out better than his Mona Lisa 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1837 They’ve entered the Ratessaince 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1838 Honestly, I'm persuaded by this version. 1.2590 0.03866 139 104 34 1
1839 It’s the first church mouse we’ve had. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
1840 If this is what two extra food pellets gets us, I say dump in the whole bag. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1841 Yeah, it looks impressive but it lacks originality. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
1842 He prefers Mr. Buonarroti. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
1843 While Ratatouille took to culinary arts, our specimen here obviously prefers the fine arts 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
1844 He’s elevated from painting by the numbers.” 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1845 The other mice call him Salvador DALL-E 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1846 Well, he's no Michaelango! 1.2587 0.04057 143 109 31 3
1847 Nominative determinism or not, 'Mice-elangelo' is still a stupid name. 1.2587 0.04833 143 116 17 10
1848 Whoa ! I have never seen one like that before? 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1849 Unfortunately, the scientific journals won’t accept it because it’s paint-by-numbers. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
1850 A regular mice-chelangelo. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
1851 It's a clear stylistic advance from the graffiti he left on the maze last week! 1.2586 0.04263 116 87 28 1
1852 Oh look Marjorie. He made you God. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
1853 If he put this much effort finding the cheese in his maze, he'd be a genius! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1854 Yeah, we just had to threaten to excommunicate him and he started painting on his own. 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
1855 Maybe we should convert. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1856 Wait! I want to see if it’s a hand. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1857 I believe its name is Micelangelo. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1858 He sure is an artsy little fella. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1859 New York might be overrun by rats but it’s the the epicentre of the arts. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1860 We’re not sure if it’s meant to be a creation story or a cry for help. 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1861 Wow, is he bored! Let’s get him a little wheel. 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1862 He's painting the Sistine Rathole. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1863 Whoa. I did't know mice could be left handed! 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1864 Looks like he's putting his "How To Paint Like da Vinci" correspondence course to good use. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1865 Ten bucks says he paints Satan with whiskers. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1866 There is some merit to binge watching painting shows on PBS. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1867 This is a welcome change from the Dada performance period 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1868 Sure, but can he win? 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1869 I wonder what he'll do if we take hm to the Louvre. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1870 This must have been what it was like before they invented the wheel. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1871 Even after dozens of studies, I had no idea she was left-handed! 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1872 But we can't decide if the spiritual themes are something universal, or just learned behavior. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1873 It's Ratso Angelo. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1874 It’s disappointingly derivative. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1875 We substituted Mozzarella in this week and this happened. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1876 Just wait til you see what he can do in the kitchen! 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1877 Well, I think it’s a mouster-piece. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1878 Proof! Rats believe in God. 1.2574 0.04174 136 104 29 3
1879 Do you really expect me to believe that he got my monitor stand in there all by himself? 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1880 We're witnessing a Ratnaissance 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1881 Yup, Still working on the Mousetine Chapel! 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
1882 The Rodent Chapel. Brilliant ! Reminds me of New York City. 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
1883 Absolutely genius! He'll do anything to prove he deserves a room of his own! 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1884 And to think this all began when we gave him a cookie 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
1885 We’ll call him, Mice-langelo! 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
1886 The subject has an inherent talent for fresco rarely seen in a rat, but what's with the duck? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1887 If our hypothesis is correct, it will soon quit this, take an office job, and experience lifelong regret. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
1888 I told you cage painting was having a renaissance. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1889 He'll never say it, but if we want artistic immortality, we have to lose the lab coats. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
1890 Should we be jealous? 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
1891 Lab-grown art will allow so many people to work more. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
1892 It ain't the Sistine Chapel... but pretty good for a rat. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
1893 I am not very impressed. Michelangelo painted his ceiling while standing up. 1.2569 0.03785 144 108 35 1
1894 Hi I heard she invented a few things as well 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
1895 It was a stroke of genius naming him "Michelangelo' 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1896 His vision is majestic, but also deeply personal. It's a commentary on the connection between God and rat. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1897 Looks like we have the next Micelangelo. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1898 I hear his brother works in pharmaceutical research 1.2568 0.03728 148 111 36 1
1899 So, that's how he did it...! 1.2566 0.04314 113 85 27 1
1900 I still can’t believe he turned the maze into scaffolding. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1901 We still don’t know where he got the brush and the paint. 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1902 He thinks Michelangelo is a turtle, and said if he can do it so can he. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1903 The vision of St Gertrude the patron saint of rats. 1.2564 0.04054 117 87 30 0
1904 What's even more impressive is that he carries the pre-Raphaelite gene. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1905 And to think I figured out what he most wanted was scaffolding. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1906 I TOLD YOU there'd be trouble when she askedvfor her own room. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
1907 He says he's not even a painter. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
1908 Time to send in the tiny pope mouse to persuade him to work faster. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1909 Interesting..Michelangelo didn't take to bathing either. 1.2563 0.03787 160 122 35 3
1910 I would've thought he'd be more of an impressionist. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
1911 Now he’s just showing off. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1912 Psilocybin certailly fuels creativity" 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1913 He was caught in a trap in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1914 Perfect. Now, let's move on to agony. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1915 I like the details,not so sure about the colors 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1916 Apparently this happens every time we take away the running wheel. 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
1917 we tried to get him to use the wheel, but we find he’s more stimulated by the fine arts 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1918 Really? Mickey was a nickname for Michelangelo? Who knew! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1919 'I think we have cracked the da Vinci code.' 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1920 We are testing this new product called Mickeylangelo 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1921 I swear that was only one milligram of LSD in his water bottle. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1922 Well, he definitely wasn't a control! 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1923 Hypothesis proven. Now let's try zinfandel. 1.2558 0.04440 129 100 25 4
1924 Er, I said I wanted an original RODIN for the university. 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1925 It turns out rodents don’t just spread microbial culture 1.2558 0.04159 129 98 29 2
1926 We only feed this one fine Italian cheese 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1927 It's nice but the colors seem a bit mousey to me. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1928 I was hoping for one that imitates Banksy. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1929 He’s a real MickeyAngelo! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1930 He designed the scaffolding too. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1931 And she does portraits, too. 1.2556 0.03944 133 100 32 1
1932 He said rats in a maze was old-school so we're trying something new -- art-therapy. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
1933 He missed a spot. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
1934 This will make a great cover for Good Mousekeeping Magazine. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
1935 see? left-handers *are* more artistic . 1.2555 0.04275 137 106 27 4
1936 It looks like God touching fingers with Mickey. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
1937 I had no idea he was watching The Agony and the Ecstasy over my shoulder last night. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1938 He wanted to sculpt, but we told him that he first needed to finish the ceiling. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
1939 Ok I’ll admit it- he is improving. 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
1940 The psychedelics are really yielding some interesting results.” 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1941 Mouselangelo is calling it the Swiss-tine Chapel. 1.2550 0.04275 149 117 26 6
1942 I think this beats the monkeys typing the complete works of Shakespeare thing. 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
1943 Does she take commissions? 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
1944 We shouldn’t have named him Rodin 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1945 Sure, it's impressive... but also a bit reductive, no? 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1946 You should see what he does with marble. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1947 I told you AI was real! 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1948 pig-casso didn't stand a chance against mouselangelo 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1949 Man, what can't ozempic do! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1950 Let's just hope we can recoup the cost of all that food color. 1.2544 0.03564 169 128 39 2
1951 Should we call him "Mikey" for short? 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1952 You know how we know the drugs are working? It's that his brush strokes and shading are subtle, yet imaginative. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1953 What talent! His sculpture of "David" the rat is fantastic. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1954 We should all take these drugs 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
1955 I've named him "Mickeyangelo" 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1956 Let's give this one extra diabetes. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1957 Talk about lying down on the job. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1958 Rumor is this one was captured in a Hobby Lobby basement. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1959 He’s no Michelangelo, impressive paintings but his sculptures look like a child’s work! 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1960 And to think he’s doing it without pressure from the Pope. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1961 His training was very two dimensional. 1.2542 0.04202 118 89 28 1
1962 She agreed to do it all for exposure and an Instagram promotion. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1963 I thought Mickey was the only one with talent. 1.2542 0.04202 118 89 28 1
1964 He's a rescue from the Museum of Modern Art. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1965 Murids 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
1966 Mousiangelo at work. 1.2541 0.03958 122 91 31 0
1967 He’s even named his cage the Rat-ican. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1968 And this little fellow is our lab's answer to AI. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1969 We're not FDA approved yet, but pretty soon we can have these vitamins hit the shelves for your kids too! 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1970 Better gst a bigger cage and more paint for this one. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1971 And here you can see "Mickey-Angelo" at work. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1972 Just look at him… he’s higher than a lab rat! 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1973 Leonard! You are covering up the solar panel. 1.2538 0.04131 130 99 29 2
1974 Wait until the Pope hears about this. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1975 He insists we call him, ‘Mickey-Angelo.’ 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1976 It knew that Artificial Intelligence toy would be over the top. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1977 I guess he's a Renaissance mouse..... 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
1978 That's very nice work, but unfortunately it's time to go find some cheese. 1.2537 0.03919 134 101 32 1
1979 Well now I get the name 'Mickey-angelo.' 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1980 Hey Terry, the client's here: got a minute? 1.2537 0.04196 134 103 28 3
1981 I can’t wait to see what God looks like! 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1982 The mayor's gonna be upset when we let him know that he's losing the culture war too. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
1983 It's a restoration. The original was done during the Black Death. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1984 The Mozart serum is a failure...he hasn't written a single symphony. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1985 Will it be wrong to offer this on Etsy? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
1986 He's progressed really quickly. In a few weeks I imagine he will have created his AI replacement. 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
1987 Ah, so that cheese was Italian? 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
1988 So Michelangelo was on LSD after all! 1.2535 0.04052 142 109 30 3
1989 Mice-alangelo, the artist back at work 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
1990 Christ, what an asshole! 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1991 Brushwork has improved, but it's still porn. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
1992 I can't remember - did he microdose or did we? 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
1993 We'll learn more after we inspect thin slices of its brain under a microscope. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
1994 Looks like Carl forgot to turn off PBS again before he left last night 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
1995 One rodent's cage, is another's chapel. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
1996 Amazing – I’d be afraid of falling. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1997 It's not the Sistine Chapel but don't tell him he's not Michelangelo.. 1.2525 0.05624 99 80 13 6
1998 And we call this one Mickeyangelo... 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1999 At last! We have him thinking outside the box! 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
2000 The real miracle is that he's able to produce such an expansive and vibrant palette with such a limited diet. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
2001 So... does this mean we should keep testing on animals? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
2002 Dr. Skinner would be so proud. 1.2522 0.04251 115 87 27 1
2003 Not a monkey and not Shakespeare but still impressive. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
2004 My chicken is jealous. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2005 If 'anthropomorphic' is human centripetal lensing, what would...? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2006 And yet it still hasn't found the cheese 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2007 In his Creation fresco, God's hand was holding a syringe. 1.2521 0.04172 119 90 28 1
2008 MOUSECALANGELO?? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
2009 Maybe our animal models aren't so medieval. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2010 I’m glad he’s not painting his version of the Last Judgement. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
2011 I heard he studied under Michelangelo. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
2012 Some do their best work on their backs. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2013 Wait til the Pope sees this one. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
2014 Very nice but it’s no Sistine Chapel. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
2015 All those Master Classes really paid off 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
2016 We were going for Enlightenment but this is ridiculous. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
2017 So this is why New York is so full of scaffolds? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
2018 I might have misspelled it. I actually wanted to inject him with RAT genes, not ART genes 1.2520 0.05239 123 101 13 9
2019 His interpretation of “roam” is exquisite 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
2020 Now I know who got into our mushrooms. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
2021 A bit derivative, but still... 1.2519 0.04104 131 100 29 2
2022 This proves my theory: Michelangelo was motivated by boredom. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
2023 The experimental drug is quite nice. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
2024 He's a real Renaissance mouse. 1.2519 0.04245 131 101 27 3
2025 Remember to hydrate! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
2026 Our genetic modification is promising. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
2027 Look, he does windows! 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2028 Looks like we've developed our own Mickey Angelo! 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2029 Only the Italian mice exhibit this behavior. 1.2519 0.04169 135 104 28 3
2030 Note the sublime forepaw-shortening! 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
2031 I gave him the pallet but the teleology is his. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
2032 What did you put in his water bottle Miss Haversham? 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
2033 All we had to do was tell him he'd be paid. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
2034 The sky is the limit for him, Sarah. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
2035 I know his work is a bit derivative, but you can’t find better for $12 with the cage and month of pellets included 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
2036 Flowers for Algermouse 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
2037 Naming him Michelangelo was brilliant. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
2038 I said,"Hey what're you working on there, The Creation of Edam?!"and he just stopped talking to me. Like he's above puns. A fuckin' rat! Still, I wish I could paint like that. And the way you look at him. I think about it. I think about it a lot. 1.2517 0.04812 147 121 15 11
2039 So that’s what Mickey’s short for… 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
2040 Micro dosing mushrooms works 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
2041 Covid changed everything. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
2042 At first we thought Mickey was a minimalist. Who knew? 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
2043 Talented sure, but does it talk? 1.2515 0.03727 163 125 35 3
2044 If he can do this I bet he could invent a better mousetrap. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2045 This could be his best work. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
2046 Rats were the best thing to come out of the Dark Ages! 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2047 The Rataissance has begun. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2048 Yes, as suspected, vermin actually seem immune to politics. 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
2049 You know... he didn't really lay on his back to paint the ceiling 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
2050 He’s been painting since the Renaissance 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
2051 Interesting. He made scaffolding out of his wheel. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2052 That's why they named him Mouselangelo. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
2053 Well, he's no Gary Larson. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
2054 I agree this is interesting, but he still can't paint for beans. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2055 Whatever that is, I want it. 1.2500 0.05306 112 91 14 7
2056 Love to see how well he does the bearded guy. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
2057 Buongiorno Moustro 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
2058 Spilling your eye make-up into the cage turned out to be one of those happy accidents. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2059 Where do you think he learned what clouds are? 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
2060 He is all in on this project, and no future in the lab. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
2061 He never got along with the others. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
2062 Are you sure the only difference with this rat is that he watched Bob Ross on repeat? 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
2063 Didn’t a pastor, find him sleeping in the pews. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2064 Is it more impressive that he can paint or that he can build a scaffold? 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
2065 We can rule out he's one of the blind ones. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
2066 Isn't it amazing what he'll do for beer? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2067 His name is Mickeyangelo ... and he that swears that mesmerizing ceiling art is the key to a better mouse trap. 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2068 I wonder if he does sculpture too. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
2069 Either a Salvador Dalia or a Wittgenstein impressionist. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2070 I fell asleep listening to an audio book about the Sistine Chapel and I woke up to this. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
2071 '"It'd be even more impressive the the work wasn't so derivative." 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
2072 "I call dibs on being his agent." 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
2073 He keeps asking for cappuccinos. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
2074 We injected it with Michelangelo's DNA 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
2075 Computer graphics are so real now. 1.2500 0.05444 108 88 13 7
2076 When he finishes, he gets an extra sip of water. 1.2500 0.04301 112 85 26 1
2077 Tragically, we can't get him to breed. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
2078 Algernon seems more focused since his trip to the Vatican 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
2079 Is this what happens When You Give a Mouse an Cookie? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
2080 He gets to genius every day. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
2081 The irony is that the other threeat the pet shop were blind. 1.2500 0.04217 132 102 27 3
2082 Someone call Pixar, I have an idea for a sequel 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2083 It's the cheese! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
2084 Unsurprisingly the subject matter is all pro-Pfizer. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
2085 Its amazing what a lack of media can do. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
2086 We’re going to make a killing 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
2087 You know, it’s kind of underwhelming in person. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2088 In the lab the doctors come and go Talking of Michelangelo. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
2089 His Pavlovian response to the dinner bell really took a turn during this ozempic trial. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
2090 This clearly shows mice are of lower intelligence than people. Everybody knows God looks like a human and not a mouse. 1.2500 0.05455 120 100 10 10
2091 - this is going to cut into his maze time 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
2092 RATS is an anagram for the ARTS 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2093 This one's stalling. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
2094 Notice how the Mouse King is reaching out to touch Mickey's finger. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
2095 I heard he's mentoring some turtles, as well. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
2096 After his performance in the maze I knew he was a star. 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
2097 Sure, you can call it art, but it's SO derivative... 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
2098 First ratatouille, now this? 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2099 What about the control group? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
2100 Actually he's a much better sculptor. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2101 «We took away his iPad» 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
2102 He can dream, but I doubt there’s a Rat Heaven. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
2103 We rescued him from a facility that tested rats with paint. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
2104 And, you thought I was crazy for taking him to the Vatican. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
2105 I really thought the turtle would do it first. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
2106 This is great, but can we get a vertical version for social? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
2107 He’s trying to paint his way out 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
2108 He’ trying to tell us something. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
2109 I see that stem cell research has broader applications . 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
2110 I'm going to call him, 'Michelmousimo'. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
2111 We call this little guy Johannes Vermin. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
2112 WOW!! A month ago he could only do "spin art" 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2113 Dammit; he had to bring in religion. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
2114 Makes me wonder about the thinking he could do outside the box. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2115 Well at least we need to contact the Pope. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2116 Imported lab rats. Who knew? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2117 He came by and blessed the water less than an hour ago. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2118 My five year old can’t do that. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2119 You can see why he didn't belong with the other gerbils. 1.2479 0.04113 121 92 28 1
2120 He's a Renaissance rat! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2121 Just think what he could do for the gazebo. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2122 He was the house mouse in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2123 Quick, give the others some clay to sculpt. 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
2124 I call the platform ratGPT 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
2125 PizzaRat has come a long way 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
2126 Let's see if he can count to 20 next time. Get the cheese ready. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2127 Nice work-- but very derivative. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2128 Look at him grabbing that brush. I had no idea they could do that! 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
2129 I can't get this one onto the exercise wheel, all he wants to do is lie around all day on his back. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
2130 Would it kill you to be a little more original, Algernon? 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
2131 We named him"Micelangelo" 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2132 This beats Ratatouille all to hell! 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2133 Don’t forget, this week it’s my turn to be Pope. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
2134 Very nice. But it still needs to run the maze. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2135 Dr. Medici, you've done it again. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
2136 So, are you saying that the Sistine Chapel may have actually been painted by the Vatican mice? 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2137 At least he’s not digging a tunnel & helping the others break out. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2138 Let's not call it "copycat." 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2139 His symbolism is a bit jejune, don't you think? 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2140 Well, yeah, interesting, but the maze took a lot less time. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
2141 Even mice believe heaven is nice 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
2142 Micelangelo at work 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
2143 I wonder if he'll do the en suite 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
2144 This CRISPR gene edit has tremendous potential! 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
2145 His god is so tiny. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
2146 Didn’t we name him Angela? 1.2464 0.04090 138 107 28 3
2147 "The best genesis of an experiment ever." 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
2148 Oh dear. Marcie, somewhere we've caged a wealthy and powerful mouse Pope. You don't suppose there's a rodent Inquisition? 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
2149 He got a bit carried away after seeing 'The Agony and the Ecstasy'. 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
2150 another overreacher 1.2463 0.03736 134 101 33 0
2151 i'm not changing his cage. this is the sixteenth cage he does that to!! 1.2463 0.04295 134 105 25 4
2152 We have ourselves a little Mouselangelo on our hands. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
2153 No, I never read The Secret of Nimh. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
2154 We’re looking at the origins of Disney World. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
2155 Amazing! He mixed Celeste Blue and Turquoise for the sky." 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
2156 The kids room could use an update as well. 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2157 It’s good, but it’s not great. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
2158 Do you think he's an escape artist? 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
2159 Ah, so this is micro dosing. 1.2459 0.04084 122 93 28 1
2160 Definitely let’s continue feeding her edibles! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2161 Should we have cut out a hole for his tail? 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
2162 I don't know. Maybe this Pope is a okay with nude mice. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2163 Do you think he'd be willing to paint our ceiling when he's done with his? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2164 He's become more expressive, since putting aside his mallet and chisel. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
2165 Will the paint fumes be toxic for our python? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2166 It’s his masterwork, “The Creation of Edam.” 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2167 He really puts the R, A, and T in 'art'... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
2168 He says it's better for his anxiety than the wheel 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2169 Cute, yes. Michelangelo, no. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2170 I refuse to stand idly by and let AI take this away from him! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2171 Now let me try the "Leonardo pill" 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2172 Do you think he knows the pope too? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
2173 Now try turning off 100 gecs and see what happens. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
2174 How many labs you know can say they have a Buonarrati? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2175 He got a paint-by-numbers set for his birthday 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
2176 Such a gifted family! Her brother is a chef! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
2177 I wonder what the Big Cheese will look like 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2178 I think I’m starting to feel it 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2179 As you can see, our Mice-elangelo is much more promising than those monkeys across the hall in the Shakespeare lab. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2180 She's mousy, and yet. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2181 After COVID isolation,Specimen #19 only wants meaningful,satisfying work. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2182 Watching “Ratatouille” pushed him to pursue his dream of being another Michelangelo. 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
2183 'Well, it seems to have stopped him smoking.' 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
2184 That must really be hard on his spine. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
2185 Mouselangelo's Creation 1.2450 0.03755 151 116 33 2
2186 "He's trying to be Mickeyangelo!" 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
2187 It may not be a masterpiece, but it beats joining the rat's race. 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
2188 It’s an improvement, but will the scaffolding ever come down?” 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
2189 We definitely gotta stop our experiments with LSD 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
2190 He's on a diet of Parmesan and Grana Padano cheese. 1.2449 0.03812 147 113 32 2
2191 Rats celebrate New Years early. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2192 This subject was dosed with student loan forgiveness. 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2193 Well how do we disclose THIS particular side effect?! Ya know what, I’m just going to put “may cause artism.” 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
2194 The claim is that he had an epiphany on the luge run at Lake Placid. 1.2447 0.05796 94 77 11 6
2195 Almost seems a shame to blind him with cosmetics. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
2196 He's painting the cistern ceiling. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
2197 Love how he uses the angled brush for the clouds. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
2198 Not five minutes before you got here he fell off the scaffolding after sticking his finger in his butthole and smelling it. 1.2444 0.04872 135 111 15 9
2199 It seems his talent for fine art is even more developed than his ability to sew lab coats! 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
2200 Oh come on, we can move now. It doesn't look anything like us. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
2201 I knew that I shouldn't have named him Michelangelo! 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
2202 He’s no Michelangelo, but he doesn’t have the life expectancy to take his time. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
2203 I wonder why all its characters are centered around rats? 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
2204 Michaelratalo! 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2205 It's encouraging 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
2206 I heard his apprentice Michelangelo is a turtle. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
2207 It would be finished if he had used the roller. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
2208 An unexpected side effect of naming him Michelangelo 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2209 The real miracle was finding the tiny paint brush. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2210 Did someone put weed in his feed? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2211 Gloria, tell me that's not proof of the Michelangelo gene! 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2212 somehow I knew this one was gay 🌈 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2213 He goes by Michelangelo Buona-rat-i. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
2214 But how did he build the scaffolding? 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2215 The meds aren’t curing anything, but maybe the church will fund us. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2216 Forget the NIH—let’s submit our next grant proposal to the NEA. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
2217 He used to live in the Vatican, so now he thinks that every ceiling has to be painted. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
2218 It's good we got rid of the wheel... 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
2219 He specializes in oil on plastic. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2220 Now I understand why he’s calling it the Ratican. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2221 Sure, he’s a good painter, but his work is derivative. He’ll never be an artist. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
2222 C'mon man, that's plagiary! be creative! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2223 DAMN! Just like you've always said! God really IS a mouse! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
2224 Forget about the Sistine Chapel! We've just successfully edited and spliced Michelangelo's artistic gene! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
2225 I guess art education really is important. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
2226 It started when I called him Michelangelo 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
2227 When did he read the Bible? 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
2228 He said his name is Leonardo, but I always thought Leonardo was a ninja turtle. 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
2229 Rats imagine they have friends too?! 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2230 Where dud he get the material for that scaffolding? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
2231 Look at this fucking rat, yo 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2232 Unbelievable- all of that from drinking the kool-aid. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
2233 He is truly the Renaissance Mouse. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
2234 'If you starve them, the work really does get better." Claire David Los Angeles, CA 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2235 I heard he’s been working on that for 120 rat years. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
2236 I agree the technique is admirable, but isn’t the theme rather cliched? 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
2237 Ha! He thinks God made rat in his own image. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
2238 Look at this, it’s amazing he’s using egg yolks to bind the pigments. 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
2239 All we waned is for him to go through the maze. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2240 She overheard me telling the caretaker that the sealing needed to be improved in that tank. 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
2241 I guess we shouldn't have named him Michelangelo 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
2242 When I called the Vatican they weren't interested, said their mice had moved on from ceilings...... 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2243 The Michelangelo gene! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
2244 Yeah I see the trumpet but where's the trompe l'oeil? 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
2245 You know. I think Tolman was onto something there.... 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
2246 Unfortunately, no one has figured out how to explain to him that it's all gonna wash off when we clean the tank. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
2247 It's totally derivative, another failure. 1.2426 0.04839 136 112 15 9
2248 His residency started last month, he’s on sabbatical from the sewers below the Vatican. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
2249 His manager, the hamster says this is an art installation. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
2250 That ozempic has amazing side effects! 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
2251 interesting-but derivative 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
2252 I thought Michelangelo was a ninja turtle. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
2253 I still just can’t get over that he’s a lefty! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
2254 The Agony and the Amphibian 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
2255 I think that mouse heard about a thousand monkeys at typewriters. 1.2424 0.03896 132 101 30 1
2256 I really wish we didn’t have to put this rat down. This painting is incredible. 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
2257 Let's focus on the experiment: magic mushrooms. 1.2424 0.03896 132 101 30 1
2258 We call him Mouscleangelo 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
2259 We have finally created a rodent Michelangelo!! 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
2260 Lucky we named him Michael. 1.2422 0.03960 128 98 29 1
2261 Mice Al Angelo 1.2422 0.04112 128 99 27 2
2262 Too contemporary. Next time, more cocaine. 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
2263 He's not even a Catholic or an Italian. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2264 So it’s true—life imitates rat. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2265 He will forever be known as the artist who painted the Swiss Cheese Chapel 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
2266 Side effects include a fine arts scholarship. 1.2419 0.04773 124 100 18 6
2267 B.F. Skinner, come and kiss my ass! 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2268 We should have switched to Gruyère earlier. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
2269 This “Rodin” is going in a whole new direction! 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
2270 His masterpiece is the Garden of Edam 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2271 The trick is mozzarella. A hell of a lot of mozzarella. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2272 When he’s finished, I’m going to feed him to my snake. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2273 Now I can shift my focus back to monkeys at typewriters. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
2274 Our DaVinci DNA injection seems to be working. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2275 Well, we did name him da Vinci 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
2276 We had a monkey in last week who typed 'Hamlet'. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
2277 He's good, but no Michelangelo 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2278 I just knew naming him Michael was a good thing 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2279 When in Rome... 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
2280 Yeah, but I'm worried about the nudity. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
2281 We thought playing Classical music would make them calmer, but we didn’t expect to kick off a Renaissance… 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
2282 This doesn't happen when you push every rat toward STEM education 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2283 100ml Montepulciano, daily for past 45 days 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2284 He marches to a different piper. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2285 these are the effects of the mind expanding drugs two hours later 1.2414 0.03990 116 88 28 0
2286 Back to the mousetrap drawing board. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2287 Looks like he's finally finding his niche. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
2288 After years in search of the elusive Master Splinter gene, they unwittingly stumbled upon the Michelangelo gene, instead. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2289 We switched his lunch to mozzarella this week. 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
2290 The art store was completely out of flesh-colored oils. Luckily, he doesn’t need any. 1.2414 0.03990 116 88 28 0
2291 I can't believe we thought Michelangelo was a turtle this whole time. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
2292 Who knew animal testing could come to this? Time to feed the others the edibles. 1.2411 0.03885 141 109 30 2
2293 Not bad considering she’s color blind 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
2294 Yes,I believe he’s been taking the Roofies 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
2295 I don't have the heart to tell him that his expected lifespan is far less than 4 years. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2296 I think it’s God creating cheese. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2297 Was hoping for something more original 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
2298 A semester of studying abroad and now he thinks he’s Michelangelo 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
2299 Pfft…Derivative. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
2300 This is the one Neuralink hasn't killed yet. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
2301 Call the Pope again- ask if he’s ok with this one 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
2302 We’ve been microdosing them with psychedelic mushrooms 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
2303 Are you sure that you didn’t promise him extra cheese, Dr. Angelo? 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2304 Let’s try French cheese next. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2305 Now which gene did we insert in this one? 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2306 And we’re sure we didn’t ingest the drugs. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2307 If you think that's good you should see what he can sculpt from a block of cheese 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
2308 A Hubble Blind study. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
2309 This rat will do anything to get that sculpting commission. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
2310 You should see his ninjitsu 1.2406 0.03871 133 102 30 1
2311 Did you observe - he is left-pawed. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
2312 I prefer a hamster wheel. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2313 His turtle buddy isn’t bad either 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2314 Rodin could work faster if I were to flip his cage upside down. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2315 I told your mother to give him a wheel for his birthday, not anything messy or noisy! 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2316 Four out five doctors recommend mouse music to put you to sleep. 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
2317 The girl in the pet store said this one named “daVinci” was special and worth the extra $20. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
2318 Our Bob Ross experiment is showing unexpected results 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
2319 I think we're all giving Michelangelo more credit than he may deserve. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
2320 Looks like Michelangelo’s genes have jumped! 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
2321 She says she owes it all to Bob Ross, but I'm sure she's had other influences. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
2322 I thought Michelangelo was the turtle, not the rat... 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
2323 Is that my hand with extended finger or yours? 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
2324 He said that he expects it will increase the resale value significantly 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
2325 Leonardo da Rodent painting Sistine Chapel Cage 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
2326 Well, this is going a lot better than the monkey and typewriter thing! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2327 We’re trying a maze next to see if we can get a Mondrian 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2328 It appears he's channeling his inner 'Micelangelo'. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
2329 Of course, it is still incomplete. But the absence of God suggests that he is, indeed, learning from us. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
2330 We have a real Mouse-chelangelo on our hands. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
2331 He knows his fate; he calls this The Cremation. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2332 I never knew Mickey was short for Michelangelo . . . 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
2333 That's great and all, but how will he support a family? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2334 Another Micelangelo masterpiece! 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2335 This is just a ruse to give him a can of soup. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
2336 He is exploring the realms of transcendence. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
2337 He started with painting by numbers."" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
2338 It’s really him. Micealangelo. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
2339 Looks like the "magic" mushrooms are having an effect. Let's go see how the monkeys are doing with their typewriters. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
2340 Look Nancy, The Sistene Chemistry Lab has created a Micealangio! 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2341 ‘’I never thought we’d see him laying on his back.” 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2342 Don't be fooled. It's Paint-by-Numbers. 1.2393 0.04802 117 94 18 5
2343 I told you naming him 'Picasso"'was a mistake. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
2344 I never thought that gene splicing would lead to this 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
2345 You're right, he does look a bit like Charlton Heston. 1.2393 0.04143 117 90 26 1
2346 But it's so derivative. 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
2347 Nobody tell him he's the control group. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
2348 We didn't see any unusual behavior until we tried adding a little grated pecorino romano and some prosciutto from a lab tech's lunch. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
2349 He calls it The Creation of Ratam. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
2350 And he has his own creation story 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
2351 And all this time I thought he'd just gone belly-up. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
2352 Even more amazing, he's a southpaw. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
2353 Given enough time, a hypothetical rat painting at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Michelangelo's Masterpieces 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2354 Call Pfizer, and the Smithsonian. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2355 I always thought angels looked more like birds. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2356 The pet shop didn’t have the wheel! 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2357 It's Micelangelo ! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2358 He wants a low-fat cappuccino. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2359 He was a finalist on America Got Talent 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2360 welp, atleast the rat were about to consume was a good painter 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2361 A mouse version of heaven! Touching. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2362 He's a different breed. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
2363 Are you sure that was a placebo? 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
2364 Here comes God and Adam Rat! 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
2365 Hopefully he raises mutant ninja turtles one day. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2366 See, he was just bored with that running wheel. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2367 Looks like Mickey and Minnie at The Creation. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2368 Templeton’s hidden talent 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2369 There's no way...did he copy and paste? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2370 If one of these mice builds a cathedral we’re gonna need a new lab…. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
2371 Honey, I told you we should order the cage with a cathedral ceiling.” 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
2372 Well they do say rats are elusive. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
2373 I think we should name him Mouseangelo 🖼️ 🎨 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
2374 It's great that we isolated the gene for artistic genius, but I was looking for the one that causes Republicans to think shutting down the government every two months will make America great again 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
2375 I just thought naming him Michelangelo was cute. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
2376 The Prevargen is working! 1.2385 0.03908 130 100 29 1
2377 I just thought he would have a better use of color. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2378 This is so much cooler than the monkeys typing Hamlet! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
2379 This IKEA furniture is really holding up 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
2380 Do you believe in reincarnation now? 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2381 I wasn't expecting naming him Mouselangelo to have such an impact on his behaviour. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
2382 Mousealangelo at it again. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2383 He did far better work on The Last Supper. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2384 This maze is more of a metaphor. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
2385 I dunno. It's pretty derivative. 1.2381 0.04129 126 98 26 2
2386 And this is the one that keeps going for the cocaine. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2387 The psilocybin group took a surprising turn once they heard Pink Floyd. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
2388 Oh, anybody can paint by numbers. But disassembling a maze and building a scaffold out of the parts, that’s impressive. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2389 He’s almost finished. Then what? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
2390 After this painting's done, he'll want wall space. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
2391 Since he retired he stopped cooking and started painting 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2392 He calls it “The Creation of Mickey. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
2393 I told him, “the sky’s the limit!” 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2394 Say what you will about Rat-Christianity, but it inspires great art. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
2395 Not the result I expected when testing cosmetics. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2396 We are observing the creation of a Mouseterpiece! 1.2374 0.03622 139 106 33 0
2397 I think he heard about the monkeys next door working on Shakespeare. 1.2374 0.04031 139 109 27 3
2398 After those monkeys typed out the complete works of William Shakespeare, I thought, "Let's see what this guy can do!"" 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2399 let's wait for the handshake before we release 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2400 He said he's doing it to honor the 'Big Cheese' 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
2401 Not bad. Let’s see how he does versus Dall-E 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2402 If he can cook, I'm getting a divorce. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
2403 Is that God’s hand reaching out to a rat’s paw! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2404 Julius II took away Michael Angelo's exercise wheel too! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
2405 If you think this is amazing, you should see his sculptures! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
2406 I will call him Mousieangelo. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
2407 I knew you shouldn't have named him Michelangelo! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
2408 Just wait until people hear about this new Ozempic side effect! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
2409 Rattaello has been at it all morning 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
2410 I’m glad we got her interested in art early! 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2411 Yup, that's our little Micelangelo. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2412 I don’t have the heart to tell him we said “sixteen.” 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2413 ...and this one we just accidentally gave some edibles to. 1.2368 0.03999 114 87 27 0
2414 How will we deal with the tourists? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
2415 He likes this position instead of the whiteboard 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2416 Look how meticulously and lovingly he renders the teeny, tiny spark between the finger of God and Adam's outstetched paw...! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
2417 Last month he built a unicycle. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2418 Remi’s been consumed by the cistern chapel. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
2419 He's painting a micesterpiece. 1.2364 0.04069 110 84 26 0
2420 “We put LSD, spaghetti, and wine in this one’s meals.” 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2421 Well, that settle's it. His name has to be Michaelangelo" 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2422 It seems the ecstasy is overpowering the agony tonight. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
2423 The fruit fly lab is screaming 'fake art.' 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
2424 Such a great idea to spike his water with LSD! 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
2425 When Angelo asked for the scaffolding and paints I had no idea he would turn out to be a copy cat… 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
2426 You see, they also have mythologies 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2427 This one is called “Mouse-iah.” 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2428 And so the career of Banksy began... 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2429 And we’d thought he was an atheist. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2430 Before we take total credit for this tell me how he got the paint and scaffolding. 1.2362 0.04671 127 103 18 6
2431 We decided to infuse the rat’s left hippocampus with delusions of grandeur. 1.2362 0.04535 127 102 20 5
2432 He goes by @Michelmouselo on Instagram. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
2433 Human progress at its best… I wonder if Iain remembered to buy cheese” 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
2434 If this what Mouselangelo can do, I hate to see Moussolini is doing. 1.2362 0.04251 127 100 24 3
2435 No, no medications, we just let him watch unlimited TikTok. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
2436 Now I know why we shouldn't have named him Angelo 1.2361 0.03551 144 110 34 0
2437 He wants his belly rubed. It's your turn. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
2438 Great, now I need to start cleaning the lids on these things too? 1.2358 0.04483 123 98 21 4
2439 He's Italian 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2440 Once the monkeys wrote the works of Shakespeare, it was only a matter of time… 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2441 If you're impressed by this experiment, wait until you see the 'Mickey' he just carved out from a block of marble!" 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2442 Meh. I've seen better. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2443 Specimen A spent six months painting this. It's his life's work. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2444 It seems the trials for increasing creativity has been a great success. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
2445 This one really goes the extra mile for cheese. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2446 He's a descendent of da Vinci. 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2447 Yes, it is possible that he is overqualified for the maze. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2448 It's the lab rat that we're seeking!!! 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
2449 They said his name was 'Micky-something. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2450 things really picked up after we increased the parmesan commission. 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
2451 Call him Auguste Rodint. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
2452 I don't see us in the painting yet. 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
2453 Mouseangelo is back at work ... 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
2454 You should see what he painted during mating season. 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
2455 Just imagine what a room full of rats could do! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2456 The study was designed to see if CBD in the rat's food would result in more creativity than in the rats in the control group. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
2457 Look, he's painting The Creation of Adam's Animals! 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2458 This is neoclassical, not Rococo — looks like we're gonna have to kill another one. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2459 Finally we have proved that reincarnation is real 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2460 We’re working on a whole genetic strain of Mark Rothke’s. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2461 His name is Algernon. 1.2353 0.04083 119 92 26 1
2462 And he wants to be called Mouseangelo now 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2463 I’d be more impressed if he were standing at an easel like a real artist. 1.2353 0.03797 136 105 30 1
2464 Who knew we could breed a Mousecelangelo? 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
2465 Did we do an Ancestry.com search on the stem cell donor? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
2466 I don’t think we can afford the diet of magic mushrooms that this one needs. 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
2467 How much do you think we could get for it on eBay? 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
2468 No wonder why I just received a cease and de Sistine order! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
2469 No,no,no! I said let’s try to get him to keep his cage in Pristine condition… 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
2470 Look. the next Mickeyangelo! 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
2471 Day 38: Mouselangelo’s painting the Squeekstine Chapel. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
2472 Not just the brush control, but the use of color. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
2473 It's just another case of life imitating art. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
2474 He was a total washout in the maze, 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
2475 Such beauty and sensitivity from one with such a troubled and difficult past. They say he used to be an attorney. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
2476 DMT is a heck of a drug, this mouse has never been outside 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2477 Who’s gonna tell the pope? Apparently reincarnation is a thing after all 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2478 Nice. But I'm pretty sure it isn't true. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2479 And to think when I saw him, he was just schlepping a slice a pizza down the the subway steps. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2480 She's already been commissioned to paint the ceiling in the foyer. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2481 Very impressive, but break's over. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2482 His eye-hand coordination is pretty good, but thematically he's quite conventional. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2483 He’s reinventing the wheel 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
2484 How much cheese is this going to cost us? 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
2485 Remarkable that he's painting. Disappointing that he's so bad at it. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2486 He's taken our research program to a whole new level. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
2487 And here I thought Michelangelo was a turtle.” 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
2488 Ratatouille: Starry Night 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
2489 All I did was feed him Parmigiano-Reggiano yesterday. 1.2344 0.04503 128 103 20 5
2490 …and this one comes to us from Ratican City.” 1.2344 0.03919 128 99 28 1
2491 What a mouse. MickieAngelo. 1.2344 0.04638 128 104 18 6
2492 Yes, the Michelangelo gene seems to have been found 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
2493 This is surprising. I always thought Michelangelo was a turtle! 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
2494 Don't worry, little guy. A.I. won't take your job. -Lydia Kozlowski 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2495 We do have a Micelangeo here! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2496 He’s filed a worker’s compensation claim for back strain. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2497 Many call him a genius. I'd say this ratifies it. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2498 Welp, that explains who accidentally received the Renaissance serum. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2499 How did you find a brush that size? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2500 No idea how much longer. He’s been at it forever. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2501 In this economy, it's hard to be supportive of his life choices" 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2502 Can I have whatever he’s having? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2503 Who knows where he got the art supplies, that's part of his genius. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
2504 Look at our little Mouseangelo. 1.2340 0.03851 141 110 29 2
2505 Ratatatat. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
2506 Sure art is long, but how long? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
2507 You think he used ChatGPT 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2508 When will it be finished? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
2509 Note how the mouse doesn't care if paint drips on its fur. Such unclean creatures. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2510 I thought we had him in the Picasso injections. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
2511 The psychedelic trial looks promising 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
2512 It's amazing what they will do for a little bit of cheese. 1.2336 0.05407 107 89 11 7
2513 No wonder he was only motivated by mozzarella cheese. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
2514 This may be the Genesis of something new. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
2515 I know why the caged mouse paints. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
2516 Good thing we still test paint on laboratory mice. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
2517 I can only come to one conclusion, I’m lazy. 1.2336 0.03913 137 107 28 2
2518 He always does this 12 minutes after consuming the edibles! 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
2519 He is very talented but I think the kids would prefer a hamster wheel. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2520 LOOKS LIKE HE GOT BORED WITH THE MAZE 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
2521 Hey, it's classical—what kind of reward was he offered? 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
2522 They're going through their ratnaissance 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
2523 I read about his difficult relationship with the pope mouse. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
2524 I fed him angel cake and let him watch the history channel 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
2525 It appears all creatures can be sparked by the Divine Spirit. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
2526 His perspective is superb, but he appears to be color blind. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2527 Maybe we should name him Micealangelo 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2528 I’m just making it beautiful to pass the time while I think of a glorious way to bust through it. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2529 We found him in Las Vegas at Cesar’s Palace. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2530 …And wait until you see his sculptures. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2531 Let's let him finish before we dissect him. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
2532 You should see his nude sculpture of Mickey Mouse. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
2533 Do you think we should encourage him to balance his days by spending at least a little time in his exercise wheel? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2534 He's running low on egg whites, Marybeth. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2535 Well, he Is from Italy! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2536 Mushrooms. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2537 That's way too niche. Especially for industry-funded research. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2538 He's a real Renaissance rat. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
2539 He’s also naming all the mouseketeers. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2540 Imagine the possibilities if we named the other study mice Einstein, Leonardo and Mickey. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2541 She has no computer access, no cell phone, but the packages keep arriving. At first just crayons, but each month she steps it up a notch. Absolute mystery how she does it. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2542 This is what happens when you take the fluoride out of the water 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2543 .. And after this he plans to be the forth blind mouse 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
2544 Ever noticed how a ‘rat’ is just an ‘art’ project gone rogue?” 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2545 This rat was injected with an experimental anagram serum. 1.2326 0.04045 129 101 26 2
2546 I'm curious to see how he signs it, as we never gave him a name." 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
2547 Science isn’t there yet, but creating a mouse named ‘Mickey’ from Michelangelo's DNA is an impressive start. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
2548 He was caught in the Sistine Chapel two weeks ago. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2549 They found this one's nest in the Sistine Chapel. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2550 And you said if we gave them religion it would be all bad. 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
2551 Very surprising...left-handedness in mice is so rare. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2552 And here’s one of our volunteers for the long-term adderall study.” 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2553 I just remembered, we have an appointment with a Realtor. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2554 Honey...we finally bred a left-hander! 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2555 I think it’s cruelty-free makeup from the rabbit cage. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2556 Incredible! And what happens if you give it cheese? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2557 Our artist-in-residence program is really under-rat-ted! 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2558 Pet-ronage of the Arts. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2559 …so we started by giving him a reinforcer every time he looked in the direction of the brush. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2560 Now I regret naming him Elon 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2561 Miceterpiece or Masterpiece? That’s the Question! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2562 Who knew mice had such divine inspiration? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2563 Pope Ratius II will love it! 1.2320 0.04969 125 104 13 8
2564 A phenomenon for sure, but I'm worried our professor will be upset that the interpretation of God doesn't resemble him. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2565 I'm calling it "The Creation of Cheeses." 1.2320 0.03791 125 96 29 0
2566 If only he'd do something productive like running on a wheel. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2567 If we can just keep him painting, He'll make us more than Mighty Mouse. 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
2568 Would you like one that can sculpt instead? 1.2320 0.03957 125 97 27 1
2569 All the turtle did was start using nunchucks 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
2570 This little creationist has a beef with our science. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2571 Great. She's the third one this week telling us we're nothing special. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
2572 Move over AI. The rats shall inherit the earth. 1.2320 0.03957 125 97 27 1
2573 I'll show the world, Micky Mouse has nothing on me, for my name is Micky Michelangelo. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
2574 Getting the paint was easy. But I had to special order the rat scaffolding. 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
2575 Looks like allowing them to roam freely in the Sistine Chapel for centuries has finally produced results! 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
2576 The printing is impressive, but what really gets me is how he made the scaffold out of his wheel. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
2577 Atta boy Mickey! 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
2578 He is a species from Italy. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2579 We already have a turtle named Michelangelo. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
2580 Quick! Get me a thousand monkeys and typewriters! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2581 OK, you were right about the infinite rat theorem. But what do we do with all these other rats now? 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
2582 I guess we've found the 'mouse-terpiece' everyone's been squeaking about. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
2583 Have you seen the monkey-typewriter section? 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
2584 I think she's mocking us for caller her "Michelangelo". 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2585 ...I'm afraid we'll need some more of that Tiepolo's DNA... 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2586 It all started with a paint by numbers kit. 1.2314 0.04025 121 94 26 1
2587 I'm surprised how much weight he's gained since we took away the treadmill. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
2588 The only thing missing is the big cheese. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
2589 Quick! Call the Rat Czar 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
2590 It's paint-by-numbers, but still..." 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
2591 ahh… genius… if only she were a man… 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
2592 Between this and A.I. I don't think there's much need for human artists anymore 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2593 I’m glad you named him Michelangelo instead of Stinky. 1.2308 0.03804 143 112 29 2
2594 Look at Mice-langelo go! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2595 His name is Mickeyangelo. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
2596 It appears the drug is creating an identity crisis rather than treating it. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2597 Yet he couldn't figure out running in the wheel. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2598 Do we all have to paint lying on our backs like Tom?, 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2599 I wonder if he knows the boa is hungry? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2600 It all started after we switched the cheddar for some Parmesan Reggiano. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
2601 We agreed a scale of 1/16" to 1' would be sufficiently accurate. 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
2602 Good idea to put giardiniera on his Italian beef sandwich. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
2603 It's fine as long as God has a lab coat. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
2604 The Rat Pope is going to love this. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
2605 I’m glad to see incarceration has made his time inspirational. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2606 Next let’s see what happens if we give some typewriters to the monkeys. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
2607 For this test we mixed two parts espresso with three parts magic mushroom. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
2608 I think he has ADHD. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
2609 The Renaissance rat and cheese scented oils are a huge breakthrough! 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
2610 Savant syndrome explains the painting. It's the 40-hours of "Fall Prevention and Supported Scaffold" training certificates that keep us puzzled. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
2611 If this inspiration lasts more than four hours, call a priest.” 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2612 He's calling it "The Rats' Judgment." 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2613 I guess he was paying attention to that painting class I had on TV. 1.2302 0.03930 126 98 27 1
2614 This one got a lot from seeing the work of Michelangelo. 1.2302 0.04241 126 100 23 3
2615 Funny, Michelangelo was also a lefty! 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2616 This one is terrible at mazes. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
2617 Well, to be fair, you did name him Mouselangelo. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2618 I don't think this will fly with the F.D.A., they're more into the realism movement. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2619 What the hell's in that water bottle? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2620 Michelangelo of the Rats! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2621 I wish he would just build a better moustrap. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
2622 She draws what she knows. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2623 Cute. But using tempera? I thought acrylics were all the rage these days. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
2624 He’s two cherubs away from the cheese. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
2625 I am so glad we decided against 'Squeak'. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
2626 This is what they do for a Costco cheese platter. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2627 He should do graffiti for the maze 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
2628 Well done. Now should we tell him that the real ceiling is 500 square meters? 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
2629 The pope has requested a meeting with him. 1.2295 0.04322 122 97 22 3
2630 This must be a Grand Central resident artist 1.2295 0.04162 122 96 24 2
2631 Looks like the embedded AI chip has promise. 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
2632 No, but this is my point: It is the only way for us to find out about a rat's perspective on cosmology. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2633 Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2634 Well the dementia wasn't cured, but the hallucinations did get more constructive 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2635 I believe that their day will come .Perhaps sooner rather than later ! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2636 Must be Catholic. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2637 I don’t understand. He is from the “control group”. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2638 The control subject is still only painting by numbers. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2639 What a lazy rat. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2640 It's great work, but you should have seen what he did at the Cistern Chapel. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2641 And they said watching Bob Ross was a waste of taxpayer money. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2642 Said he was inspired by Cheesus! 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2643 We showed this one ratatouille and it must’ve felt inspired. 1.2292 0.04559 96 75 20 1
2644 Let's see what happens when he gets to the hands. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2645 We put that platform there for Mike to satisfy his artistic cravings. 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2646 Oh God, I heard rats have imagination, but who in the hell gave these guys my orchestrations for Bolero... 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
2647 I think he needs a bigger box. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
2648 A unique theology here. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2649 And this is our newest development at OpenAI! 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
2650 Definitely over engineered. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2651 The rat is already celebrating his inauguration. 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
2652 Just wait 'till you see his Pieta! 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
2653 Oh, him? That's Rembrat. He was part of the hero's dose of psilocybin trial. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2654 I’d like to see what he does with a block of marble next. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
2655 So much for our new and improved mousetrap. 1.2288 0.04066 118 92 25 1
2656 Micelangelo, an archetypal renaissance rodent. Here he is on his 10th day of quarantine putting the finishing touches on the vaccine chapel. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
2657 He's evidently the rare Rattus buonarroti. 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
2658 But I thought Michelangelo was a turtle! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
2659 His latest escape is purely artistic. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2660 This one was fed a diet very heavy in Parmigiano Reggiano. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2661 He's growing as an artist. This is much more nuanced than the rat poop Pieta. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2662 I think it came from someplace near Rome. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2663 Mikey took our Renaissance pill #1541. I’m putting that in the win column” 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2664 Impressive, sure, but I commissioned a reproduction of the Mona Lisa. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2665 I told you, naming it Micelangelo would have an effect on him. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
2666 Mouseangelo insisted on painting the ceiling. 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
2667 ‘A great example of Early Rodent Art’ 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
2668 I hate to tell him that he's moving to a different cage tomorrow. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
2669 He calls it The Creation of Cheese. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2670 So this settles it. Ratangelo himself -- not his assistants -- has been doing the work. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
2671 Are you going to tell him, or should I, that the drug's effects will wear off in 15 minutes? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2672 The Waldorf maze seems to be working 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2673 Just so darn passe'. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2674 I know he said one of his turtle friends was Michelangelo, but I didn't half believe him until now. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2675 It’s not really that impressive in-person. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2676 Impressive. But wouldn’t the hole in the corner be an easier escape? 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2677 When he said his name, I assumed it was “Rodin” and not “Rodent” said with an overdone French accent. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2678 Wow! That was just one hit! 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2679 Now I know why you wanted to name him 'Mouseyangelo.' 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
2680 Of course mice have no color perception. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2681 This is the test subject that shocks us. 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2682 Oh my God that’s amazing!” “I dunno kinda derivative, and the composition leaves something to be desired. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2683 Is that peanut butter and jelly? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
2684 Amazing, yeah. But should see Micealangelo." 1.2281 0.04139 114 89 24 1
2685 Uh oh .. he's using acrylics .. we need to switch him back from Asti Spumante to Chianti. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2686 Perhaps we shouldn't have named him Michealangio 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
2687 At least it's not pornographic. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
2688 Engineering prowess and spectacular use of perspective aside, how do you think Algernon made the paint? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
2689 Who would have thought misspelling "pellet" could lead to this? 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
2690 What else could he possibly need—ibuprofen? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
2691 He’s no Da Vinci, but those are master strokes. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2692 He really took us naming him 'Mousealangelo' to heart. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2693 Just last week he was painting by numbers. 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2694 Bad art but big ego. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2695 It’s Mice-chelangelo 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2696 I told you last time , include the dome on the ceiling of the test box . #newyorkercartoons 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2697 Another step in evolution. . . it's not even paint by numbers! 1.2276 0.03796 123 95 28 0
2698 Sure, call it derivative but ask yourself--how'd he build the scaffold? 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2699 Replacing his chisel with a paint brush made all the difference. 1.2276 0.03796 123 95 28 0
2700 He is the Michelangelo of his breed & is re-creating the Sistine Chapel. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
2701 OMG. Three fingers on the old guy reaching out to Minnie! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2702 We ordered nunchuck ninja DNAs but there was a mix up at the warehouse. 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
2703 Shame to waste this talented signorina on the new pesticide trial. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
2704 I really feel guilty about having to clean the cage now. Submitted by Cynthia Wynn (using my dad's – Barry Wynn – New Yorker account) 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
2705 Next, let's force him to watch 'Ben Hur' for a week. Get the little chariots ready. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
2706 I'm calling Reuters once he starts to sculpt in there. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2707 Ahh: Michaelangelo on cheese. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2708 Environmental enrichment for lab animals is increasingly important. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2709 Huh... is that the hand of God reaching out to touch a hamster paw? 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2710 Well, Caravaggio he ain't but then Caravaggio only did one ceiling. 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
2711 Hmm... High Maintenance 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
2712 Two cheese gummies. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2713 Sure, he was good at the mazes, but I didn't expect this. 1.2273 0.03816 132 103 28 1
2714 It's not as impressive once you realize it's a paint-by-number. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2715 Lisa,THIS is why we require a security deposit. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2716 Yeah, it's pretty good, Liz, but so derivative! 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2717 Unlike the others, subject M displays no signs of ninja activity. The serum failed. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2718 So THAT'S how he reaches the top. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2719 He was bored with the mazes and the wheels.” 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
2720 The chapel would've been done in half the time if he'd just outsourced some of the work to these guys. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2721 Looks like the Zoo is increasing it’s animal enrichment activities 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2722 Watch, he’s about to paint the big cheese. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
2723 Why would we name him Mike? 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2724 By golly you were right! Microdosing with 'shrooms has definitely increased his creativity! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
2725 Everyone’s an art critic 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2726 Perfect for feeding to my snake. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2727 We should set up a live cam so we don't miss it when he paints the Rat God giving life to Pizza Rat. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2728 and you should see his cheese sculptures! 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2729 That scaffolding is a masterpiece. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
2730 They usually just pump iron and run around when we fill the water bottle with espresso. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
2731 He really took “Of Mice and Men” pretty seriously. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3