Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
See, honey, it is possible . . . one bag for six months. |
1.8036 |
0.01704 |
2480 |
1184 |
599 |
697 |
1 |
If they were vultures, I'd call that carrion luggage. |
1.7244 |
0.02108 |
1484 |
750 |
393 |
341 |
2 |
"Oh sure, they look professional, but I'll bet they're just a bunch of quacks." |
1.7140 |
0.02006 |
1584 |
796 |
445 |
343 |
3 |
Must be American. Canadian Geese don’t take their work on vacation. |
1.7047 |
0.01860 |
1798 |
903 |
523 |
372 |
4 |
They were hired to defend a murder of crows. |
1.7036 |
0.01818 |
1974 |
1023 |
513 |
438 |
5 |
Only one carries the actual nuclear codes. |
1.7034 |
0.01830 |
1895 |
965 |
527 |
403 |
6 |
Looks like there’s a new team of quack lawyers headed for Mar-a-Lago |
1.6954 |
0.02662 |
929 |
490 |
232 |
207 |
7 |
So that’s how it all gets to the cloud… |
1.6937 |
0.01867 |
1815 |
937 |
497 |
381 |
8 |
Well, not everyone can afford a team of legal eagles. |
1.6867 |
0.02155 |
1331 |
685 |
378 |
268 |
9 |
Judge must have issued a gaggle order. |
1.6667 |
0.01787 |
1890 |
990 |
540 |
360 |
10 |
Not legalese. I said legal geese. |
1.6609 |
0.01994 |
1492 |
781 |
436 |
275 |
11 |
Looks like they’re flying business class |
1.6556 |
0.02077 |
1301 |
666 |
417 |
218 |
12 |
Just think - in the spring, they’ll return with a conviction.” |
1.6443 |
0.01935 |
1493 |
777 |
470 |
246 |
13 |
At first glance, I thought they were pelican briefs |
1.6440 |
0.01666 |
2121 |
1136 |
604 |
381 |
14 |
Well, he did say that searching his home for classified documents would be a wild goose chase. |
1.6367 |
0.01641 |
2188 |
1186 |
611 |
391 |
15 |
They’ve been sent on a wild goose case. |
1.6366 |
0.02094 |
1307 |
698 |
386 |
223 |
16 |
November, and the lawyers are returning to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.6330 |
0.02073 |
1414 |
784 |
365 |
265 |
17 |
Oh-oh, they're in litigation formation. |
1.6311 |
0.02262 |
1095 |
583 |
333 |
179 |
18 |
Another layoff at Twitter. |
1.6286 |
0.01706 |
1995 |
1088 |
562 |
346 |
19 |
Nobody checks luggage if they can avoid it. |
1.6281 |
0.02049 |
1331 |
711 |
404 |
216 |
20 |
Oh, those are Senate Geese. You can tell because no one is leading. |
1.6260 |
0.02007 |
1532 |
866 |
373 |
293 |
21 |
The rest of them are migrating remotely. |
1.6225 |
0.01674 |
2037 |
1111 |
584 |
342 |
22 |
In the winter they migrate to an offshore tax haven. |
1.6172 |
0.02520 |
883 |
481 |
259 |
143 |
23 |
It’s their moral compass I’m worried about. |
1.6160 |
0.02356 |
1000 |
543 |
298 |
159 |
24 |
They must be under a gaggle order. |
1.6158 |
0.01823 |
1624 |
870 |
508 |
246 |
25 |
They never settle. |
1.6111 |
0.01894 |
1530 |
833 |
459 |
238 |
26 |
I bet they bill for the migration time. |
1.6051 |
0.02270 |
1061 |
582 |
316 |
163 |
27 |
Looks like Trump is moving classified stuff again |
1.6024 |
0.01919 |
1612 |
926 |
401 |
285 |
28 |
Well, there you go. Work from home is over. |
1.6022 |
0.01793 |
1639 |
887 |
517 |
235 |
29 |
You should hear the honking during rush hour. |
1.6002 |
0.02490 |
863 |
472 |
264 |
127 |
30 |
What an amazing sight: the yearly litigation. |
1.5956 |
0.01805 |
1684 |
940 |
485 |
259 |
31 |
That’s a V, as in vultures.” |
1.5860 |
0.02200 |
1471 |
954 |
172 |
345 |
32 |
They told me their business was going south. I didn't understand them then but now I do. |
1.5848 |
0.02042 |
1233 |
679 |
387 |
167 |
33 |
Ornithologists say it's a brief case of migration. |
1.5836 |
0.02016 |
1357 |
774 |
374 |
209 |
34 |
Just another example of soaring legal fees. |
1.5816 |
0.02582 |
815 |
463 |
230 |
122 |
35 |
Uploading files to the cloud isn't as secure as you think. |
1.5788 |
0.02152 |
1346 |
822 |
269 |
255 |
36 |
Hunters better watch it! They’ve lawyered up. |
1.5785 |
0.02404 |
892 |
497 |
274 |
121 |
37 |
Donald Trump will stop at nothing to hide important documents from the courts. |
1.5784 |
0.02073 |
1269 |
726 |
352 |
191 |
38 |
No, Canadian geese businessmen…Lawyers would be vultures. |
1.5727 |
0.02357 |
1018 |
598 |
257 |
163 |
39 |
Who better to represent migrants?” |
1.5720 |
0.02236 |
1292 |
812 |
221 |
259 |
40 |
Look, a flock of Legal Migrants. |
1.5712 |
0.02194 |
1145 |
666 |
304 |
175 |
41 |
Baggage fees are killing everybody these days. |
1.5709 |
0.02227 |
1023 |
573 |
316 |
134 |
42 |
Say what you will, but they've never lost a case. |
1.5673 |
0.02444 |
973 |
584 |
226 |
163 |
43 |
Not a good sign. They're flying North for the winter. |
1.5598 |
0.02407 |
945 |
558 |
245 |
142 |
44 |
These are the commuting geese, not the migratory ones. |
1.5594 |
0.02261 |
935 |
520 |
307 |
108 |
45 |
They're flying business class this year. |
1.5569 |
0.02343 |
957 |
557 |
267 |
133 |
46 |
Looks like our lawsuit is going south. |
1.5558 |
0.02403 |
878 |
504 |
260 |
114 |
47 |
They’ll be back in April for tax season. |
1.5539 |
0.02520 |
825 |
482 |
229 |
114 |
48 |
Those birds mean business. |
1.5508 |
0.02513 |
826 |
484 |
229 |
113 |
49 |
If they can fly with one carry-on, why can’t you ? |
1.5502 |
0.03236 |
498 |
292 |
138 |
68 |
50 |
Honking and aggressive. Everything you’d want in a lawyer. |
1.5480 |
0.02592 |
938 |
603 |
156 |
179 |
51 |
Well, it's official. Working from home is definitely over. |
1.5460 |
0.02387 |
815 |
458 |
269 |
88 |
52 |
Trump won. We're heading to Canada!! |
1.5452 |
0.02574 |
862 |
531 |
192 |
139 |
53 |
This time, I don't think they're coming back. |
1.5404 |
0.02587 |
779 |
464 |
209 |
106 |
54 |
And I thought my commute had a lot of honking. |
1.5389 |
0.02598 |
926 |
601 |
151 |
174 |
55 |
Looks like some new attorneys are heading south to Mar-a-Lago |
1.5341 |
0.02752 |
719 |
441 |
172 |
106 |
56 |
Nobody wears a tie anymore. |
1.5339 |
0.02649 |
738 |
443 |
196 |
99 |
57 |
Somehow they know instinctively when to return to the office. |
1.5325 |
0.02628 |
738 |
441 |
201 |
96 |
58 |
LOOK HONEY, DONALD TRUMP'S CANADIAN LEGAL TEAM |
1.5308 |
0.02768 |
697 |
426 |
172 |
99 |
59 |
They are going back to Canada, do you blame them. |
1.5293 |
0.02699 |
735 |
451 |
179 |
105 |
60 |
Must be a working migration. |
1.5270 |
0.02730 |
666 |
397 |
187 |
82 |
61 |
Just a hunch! But I don’t think they’re coming back this time. |
1.5264 |
0.02708 |
720 |
441 |
179 |
100 |
62 |
Nobody checks their bags anymore. |
1.5250 |
0.02687 |
699 |
421 |
189 |
89 |
63 |
Getting their business off the ground was easy. But look at them now: They're just winging it. |
1.5244 |
0.02736 |
656 |
391 |
186 |
79 |
64 |
Terrific news. The lawyers are leaving for the winter. |
1.5242 |
0.02858 |
683 |
430 |
148 |
105 |
65 |
Not all lawyers are vultures. |
1.5236 |
0.02672 |
762 |
475 |
175 |
112 |
66 |
It’s tough for them. Their business is really going south. |
1.5232 |
0.02918 |
581 |
348 |
162 |
71 |
67 |
All five of Carol Lasky's finalist captions this year have unnatural and ridiculously lopsided vote totals that demonstrate obvious cheating. (See the indisputable evidence at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/) |
1.5219 |
0.03047 |
755 |
531 |
54 |
170 |
68 |
Remote work really is over. |
1.5194 |
0.02753 |
620 |
366 |
186 |
68 |
69 |
Do you think they bill for their travel time? |
1.5158 |
0.02827 |
601 |
360 |
172 |
69 |
70 |
Nah, lawyers would be vultures. |
1.5157 |
0.03144 |
605 |
398 |
102 |
105 |
71 |
Not the first time I've seen my portfolio go south. |
1.5152 |
0.03145 |
594 |
388 |
106 |
100 |
72 |
When they’re in a group, they’re called “a firm.” |
1.5147 |
0.02929 |
612 |
381 |
147 |
84 |
73 |
I guess they really mean it this time. |
1.5144 |
0.02832 |
591 |
353 |
172 |
66 |
74 |
So that's how they're now putting documents in the cloud |
1.5120 |
0.03012 |
623 |
402 |
123 |
98 |
75 |
Oh, they’re just working in the cloud. |
1.5084 |
0.02869 |
592 |
361 |
161 |
70 |
76 |
It's the latest way to get classified documents to Florida. |
1.5065 |
0.02901 |
620 |
390 |
146 |
84 |
77 |
I think winter will be longer than usual this year. |
1.5038 |
0.02932 |
520 |
309 |
160 |
51 |
78 |
It was this or snail mail. |
1.5029 |
0.03078 |
515 |
317 |
137 |
61 |
79 |
They're not migrating, they're commuting. |
1.5009 |
0.02893 |
577 |
355 |
155 |
67 |
80 |
It's business class. |
1.5000 |
0.02841 |
574 |
348 |
165 |
61 |
81 |
Everyone's carrying on since they started charging for checked bags. |
1.4990 |
0.03082 |
525 |
328 |
132 |
65 |
82 |
I guess they’re only allowed one carrion. |
1.4983 |
0.03126 |
574 |
377 |
108 |
89 |
83 |
You know it is bad when even their accountants are leaving |
1.4980 |
0.03274 |
492 |
315 |
109 |
68 |
84 |
Looks like the return to office numbers are growing. |
1.4969 |
0.03107 |
483 |
295 |
136 |
52 |
85 |
I guess everyone is taking their work on vacation these days. |
1.4960 |
0.02937 |
506 |
302 |
157 |
47 |
86 |
Depending on traffic, they should be back in six months. |
1.4960 |
0.02988 |
494 |
296 |
151 |
47 |
87 |
They're Canadian. Who knows why they do anything? |
1.4945 |
0.03228 |
542 |
359 |
98 |
85 |
88 |
Snowbirds. They get one free carry-on. |
1.4937 |
0.02945 |
555 |
345 |
146 |
64 |
89 |
Looks like a brief migration. |
1.4894 |
0.03340 |
472 |
306 |
101 |
65 |
90 |
I never knew that Canadians were so litigious.' |
1.4891 |
0.03157 |
503 |
320 |
120 |
63 |
91 |
Must be flying Business Class. |
1.4889 |
0.03258 |
450 |
281 |
118 |
51 |
92 |
I always said law school was for the birds |
1.4875 |
0.03230 |
480 |
306 |
114 |
60 |
93 |
Its a wild goose case! |
1.4870 |
0.03350 |
460 |
297 |
102 |
61 |
94 |
I've never seen a 5G network in person before. |
1.4865 |
0.03415 |
446 |
289 |
97 |
60 |
95 |
I thought it was "Legal EAGLES"! |
1.4860 |
0.03353 |
430 |
271 |
109 |
50 |
96 |
It's Trump's new legal team. They heard his goose was cooked. |
1.4860 |
0.03307 |
500 |
331 |
95 |
74 |
97 |
Gives a new meaning to 'billable hours'." |
1.4843 |
0.03181 |
479 |
303 |
120 |
56 |
98 |
My guess is Mar-a-Lago |
1.4836 |
0.03294 |
457 |
292 |
109 |
56 |
99 |
brings a whole new meaning to migrant workers. |
1.4792 |
0.03393 |
409 |
258 |
106 |
45 |
100 |
They used to just fly south. Now they take their work with them. |
1.4792 |
0.03175 |
457 |
286 |
123 |
48 |
101 |
Looks like their business is going south. |
1.4787 |
0.03611 |
376 |
241 |
90 |
45 |
102 |
They think they’re legal eagles, but they’re sitting ducks. |
1.4764 |
0.03360 |
445 |
289 |
100 |
56 |
103 |
Looks like a brief winter |
1.4762 |
0.03242 |
441 |
278 |
116 |
47 |
104 |
Look! It’s Legalgeese! |
1.4756 |
0.03361 |
450 |
294 |
98 |
58 |
105 |
I guess they’re taking their business elsewhere. |
1.4737 |
0.03268 |
418 |
261 |
116 |
41 |
106 |
I admire their determination, but their ideas always get shot down. |
1.4722 |
0.03332 |
413 |
261 |
109 |
43 |
107 |
This “work from anywhere” mentality has really taken off. |
1.4703 |
0.03234 |
421 |
263 |
118 |
40 |
108 |
They don’t stand a chance. The plaintiffs retained legal eagles. |
1.4693 |
0.03542 |
407 |
269 |
85 |
53 |
109 |
Thanks to them Daffy got off with a slap on the wrist. |
1.4681 |
0.03744 |
376 |
252 |
72 |
52 |
110 |
Alex Bryce should thank his friends in the Caption Contest Facebook Group for helping him get a finalist in Contest #870. Without all their obvious help, Alex's caption wouldn't have ranked high enough to be seen and then chosen. It's that simple." |
1.4676 |
0.03914 |
417 |
303 |
33 |
81 |
111 |
The paralegal eagles. |
1.4674 |
0.03521 |
383 |
247 |
93 |
43 |
112 |
I preferred The Pelican Brief. |
1.4651 |
0.03506 |
415 |
276 |
85 |
54 |
113 |
More quack lawyers heading to Mar-a-Logo. |
1.4648 |
0.03548 |
426 |
289 |
76 |
61 |
114 |
Must be a hell of a commute. |
1.4645 |
0.03410 |
394 |
252 |
101 |
41 |
115 |
Baggage problems at United again. |
1.4641 |
0.03543 |
362 |
231 |
94 |
37 |
116 |
It’s a brief flight |
1.4638 |
0.03529 |
401 |
265 |
86 |
50 |
117 |
Checking luggage is so expensive these days! |
1.4636 |
0.03459 |
371 |
235 |
100 |
36 |
118 |
Guess everyone is going back to the office these days. |
1.4634 |
0.03202 |
410 |
255 |
120 |
35 |
119 |
They must be from the executive branch |
1.4629 |
0.03523 |
391 |
256 |
89 |
46 |
120 |
Those are American Geese. Canadian Geese are less litigious. |
1.4626 |
0.03777 |
374 |
254 |
67 |
53 |
121 |
Everyone is flying with carry-on these days. |
1.4611 |
0.03537 |
386 |
253 |
88 |
45 |
122 |
I guess they’re only going on a brief trip. |
1.4606 |
0.03434 |
393 |
254 |
97 |
42 |
123 |
More lawyers leaving the Trump team |
1.4591 |
0.03585 |
379 |
250 |
84 |
45 |
124 |
This was the easiest way to get documents between New York and Florida. His lawyers are all on the No Fly List. |
1.4588 |
0.03616 |
388 |
260 |
78 |
50 |
125 |
Ironically, they’re unflappable in the courtroom. |
1.4583 |
0.04418 |
264 |
178 |
51 |
35 |
126 |
It appears even birds need documentation now to cross into Canada. |
1.4578 |
0.03502 |
391 |
257 |
89 |
45 |
127 |
Wait til they find out Trump won't pay them, either. |
1.4578 |
0.03473 |
450 |
310 |
74 |
66 |
128 |
Apparently it’s a brief flight. |
1.4574 |
0.03479 |
411 |
274 |
86 |
51 |
129 |
No, those are AMERICAN geese. You can tell because they work on vacation. |
1.4574 |
0.03641 |
387 |
261 |
75 |
51 |
130 |
But you can't shoot the messenger |
1.4564 |
0.04118 |
287 |
190 |
63 |
34 |
131 |
The trial against the hunters starts today. |
1.4551 |
0.03735 |
345 |
228 |
77 |
40 |
132 |
I told you! Gucci bags are flying off the shelves! |
1.4541 |
0.03530 |
381 |
251 |
87 |
43 |
133 |
And I thought only vultures did carryon. |
1.4538 |
0.03703 |
368 |
248 |
73 |
47 |
134 |
Well, that business is going south. |
1.4535 |
0.03811 |
333 |
221 |
73 |
39 |
135 |
Well, it's a good reminder that my commute to work isn't so bad. |
1.4528 |
0.03574 |
318 |
199 |
94 |
25 |
136 |
I guess commuting to work these days really is for the birds. |
1.4525 |
0.03754 |
316 |
204 |
81 |
31 |
137 |
Why they think disguising themselves as attorneys will protect them from being shot is mystifying. |
1.4525 |
0.03801 |
358 |
244 |
66 |
48 |
138 |
They're shysters, not quacks. |
1.4523 |
0.03755 |
325 |
212 |
79 |
34 |
139 |
Divorce season in Florida. |
1.4522 |
0.03525 |
345 |
220 |
94 |
31 |
140 |
Looks like they're migrating their files to the cloud. |
1.4514 |
0.03707 |
370 |
251 |
71 |
48 |
141 |
The environment is suing us. |
1.4513 |
0.03625 |
359 |
237 |
82 |
40 |
142 |
When they travel, they're all business. |
1.4504 |
0.03626 |
353 |
232 |
83 |
38 |
143 |
It's a bluffing behavior. Potential predators are deterred by the threat of never-ending litigation. |
1.4501 |
0.03619 |
371 |
248 |
79 |
44 |
144 |
I hope they reach a settlement. |
1.4500 |
0.03574 |
360 |
236 |
86 |
38 |
145 |
Paraleagles. |
1.4490 |
0.03487 |
412 |
279 |
81 |
52 |
146 |
For some reason I thought Canada had email. |
1.4485 |
0.03976 |
330 |
227 |
58 |
45 |
147 |
Those new lawyers headed for Mar-a-Lago don’t look like legal eagles to me. |
1.4478 |
0.03861 |
335 |
227 |
66 |
42 |
148 |
Don't ask me. I've never understood legal geese. |
1.4477 |
0.03780 |
373 |
259 |
61 |
53 |
149 |
Trump found another way of getting rid of the documents! |
1.4476 |
0.03798 |
353 |
241 |
66 |
46 |
150 |
More Trump lawyers heading South |
1.4448 |
0.03873 |
344 |
237 |
61 |
46 |
151 |
It was just a matter of time before that firm went south.” |
1.4427 |
0.03819 |
323 |
216 |
71 |
36 |
152 |
I wonder who Mother Goose is suing." |
1.4426 |
0.04039 |
305 |
208 |
59 |
38 |
153 |
Damned Canadian professionals. As soon as they've made enough money, it's back to their socialist paradise. |
1.4425 |
0.03565 |
339 |
220 |
88 |
31 |
154 |
I predict a short winter. They're only taking briefcases. |
1.4424 |
0.03887 |
321 |
217 |
66 |
38 |
155 |
It must be nice being able to work from anywhere. |
1.4424 |
0.03601 |
321 |
206 |
88 |
27 |
156 |
They are the only lawyers Giuliani can afford now. |
1.4422 |
0.03866 |
303 |
200 |
72 |
31 |
157 |
Must be a flock of legal eagles. |
1.4415 |
0.03520 |
376 |
251 |
84 |
41 |
158 |
Must be a working vacation. |
1.4409 |
0.03409 |
347 |
221 |
99 |
27 |
159 |
Looks like another wild goose case. |
1.4404 |
0.03758 |
327 |
218 |
74 |
35 |
160 |
Well, now that Covid's over I guess it's back to the office. |
1.4400 |
0.03626 |
300 |
190 |
88 |
22 |
161 |
I bet they work in data migration" |
1.4397 |
0.03883 |
307 |
205 |
69 |
33 |
162 |
They work for Spirit Airlines. They’ve actually decreased lost luggage by 30 percent. |
1.4392 |
0.03771 |
337 |
228 |
70 |
39 |
163 |
I hope they got my order right this time. Last time they brought me a baby |
1.4381 |
0.03797 |
331 |
224 |
69 |
38 |
164 |
Well, they're never going to find those top secret
documents now... |
1.4379 |
0.03570 |
338 |
221 |
86 |
31 |
165 |
Let’s hit them with a motion. |
1.4379 |
0.03619 |
338 |
223 |
82 |
33 |
166 |
... And you can tell the French-Canadian goose by its attaché. |
1.4377 |
0.04145 |
281 |
191 |
57 |
33 |
167 |
Looks like some more Mar-A-Lago documents have been found. |
1.4371 |
0.03815 |
302 |
199 |
74 |
29 |
168 |
Once they get their law degrees, they only migrate to the Hamptons. |
1.4365 |
0.03714 |
323 |
214 |
77 |
32 |
169 |
I see Air Canada's baggage handling system is on the fritz again |
1.4354 |
0.03992 |
271 |
178 |
68 |
25 |
170 |
Business class was full. |
1.4349 |
0.03544 |
338 |
221 |
87 |
30 |
171 |
No one can say they didn’t have a case. |
1.4345 |
0.03771 |
313 |
208 |
74 |
31 |
172 |
It's an under-the-radar move to transfer their company's assets to offshore accounts. |
1.4334 |
0.03634 |
323 |
212 |
82 |
29 |
173 |
Must be the start of tax season. |
1.4332 |
0.03624 |
307 |
198 |
85 |
24 |
174 |
They each have a case against the NRA. |
1.4322 |
0.03908 |
354 |
253 |
49 |
52 |
175 |
Seems like everyone is carrying a lot of baggage these days. |
1.4309 |
0.03647 |
311 |
203 |
82 |
26 |
176 |
Just another fly-by-night ambulance chaser firm. |
1.4301 |
0.04026 |
286 |
194 |
61 |
31 |
177 |
The end of remote work |
1.4299 |
0.03512 |
321 |
207 |
90 |
24 |
178 |
I've never actually seen cloud based storage in action. |
1.4295 |
0.03951 |
305 |
209 |
61 |
35 |
179 |
It's a long commute, but all that honking won't get them there any faster. |
1.4276 |
0.04140 |
297 |
209 |
49 |
39 |
180 |
You know what's also strange? They're flying north. |
1.4275 |
0.04244 |
269 |
186 |
51 |
32 |
181 |
They must be moving the documents from Mar-o-Lago |
1.4271 |
0.04020 |
295 |
203 |
58 |
34 |
182 |
They’re known to aggressively charge people, usually by the hour. |
1.4271 |
0.04189 |
295 |
209 |
46 |
40 |
183 |
The economy seems to be going south. |
1.4265 |
0.04129 |
279 |
192 |
55 |
32 |
184 |
They're migration lawyers. |
1.4264 |
0.04190 |
265 |
181 |
55 |
29 |
185 |
The Defense is hoping at least one of the cases will get dropped. |
1.4248 |
0.05617 |
153 |
106 |
29 |
18 |
186 |
I guess it was finally time to migrate our data to the cloud. |
1.4231 |
0.04105 |
260 |
175 |
60 |
25 |
187 |
When my boss said he wanted to ‘take a gander’ at my work because it was ‘going south’, I just thought he losing it. |
1.4227 |
0.03818 |
291 |
194 |
71 |
26 |
188 |
Even they knew work from anywhere would end. |
1.4219 |
0.03922 |
256 |
167 |
70 |
19 |
189 |
Huh, looks like ‘work from home’ has affected seasonal workers too. |
1.4209 |
0.03762 |
297 |
198 |
73 |
26 |
190 |
There go the flocking lawyers again |
1.4209 |
0.04081 |
297 |
209 |
51 |
37 |
191 |
Looks like it's a business trip |
1.4209 |
0.03844 |
278 |
184 |
71 |
23 |
192 |
They no longer migrate, they commute |
1.4207 |
0.03686 |
309 |
206 |
76 |
27 |
193 |
Don't they know honking won't get them home any faster? |
1.4191 |
0.04267 |
272 |
192 |
46 |
34 |
194 |
I see they’re only allowed one bag now too. |
1.4184 |
0.03836 |
282 |
188 |
70 |
24 |
195 |
Looks like the latest legal team is heading south to Mar-a-Lago |
1.4184 |
0.04091 |
282 |
196 |
54 |
32 |
196 |
Gives a whole new meaning to flying business class. |
1.4170 |
0.04294 |
247 |
170 |
51 |
26 |
197 |
They used to travel for pleasure. |
1.4163 |
0.04171 |
257 |
176 |
55 |
26 |
198 |
Trump is really getting desperate for lawyers |
1.4153 |
0.03953 |
301 |
210 |
57 |
34 |
199 |
They’re in a wild goose paper chase |
1.4151 |
0.03899 |
265 |
176 |
68 |
21 |
200 |
Looks like this year they're having to take a working migration. |
1.4150 |
0.04364 |
253 |
178 |
45 |
30 |
201 |
Looks like remote migration is officially over. |
1.4150 |
0.03949 |
253 |
167 |
67 |
19 |
202 |
I bet two out of five go back to their parents' house within 6 months. |
1.4143 |
0.04010 |
251 |
167 |
64 |
20 |
203 |
...and a group of business geese is called an exploitation. |
1.4135 |
0.04169 |
266 |
185 |
52 |
29 |
204 |
I wanted legal eagles but, on my budget,all I could afford was quacks. |
1.4134 |
0.04421 |
254 |
181 |
41 |
32 |
205 |
Look, more birdbrains taking classified documents to Florida. |
1.4128 |
0.03717 |
327 |
226 |
67 |
34 |
206 |
No, that is the legal team for the Trumpeter swans. |
1.4122 |
0.04249 |
262 |
184 |
48 |
30 |
207 |
Sometimes I think our wildlife is adapting too well to civilization." |
1.4118 |
0.04245 |
238 |
162 |
54 |
22 |
208 |
They chase any stork that’s carrying a baby, hoping for a paternity suit. |
1.4114 |
0.04016 |
316 |
228 |
46 |
42 |
209 |
It's not always about flying south. Sometimes, it's about justice. |
1.4113 |
0.04004 |
265 |
180 |
61 |
24 |
210 |
It’s cheaper to fly if you only take carry-on. |
1.4106 |
0.04132 |
263 |
182 |
54 |
27 |
211 |
Looks like another brief flight |
1.4102 |
0.03952 |
256 |
171 |
65 |
20 |
212 |
I guess it IS hard for Trump to find lawyers. |
1.4089 |
0.04230 |
269 |
191 |
46 |
32 |
213 |
Looks like Trump’s legal team is heading south. |
1.4074 |
0.04219 |
243 |
167 |
53 |
23 |
214 |
Brilliant… Mahoney told me he knew how to get that money over the border without a trace. |
1.4073 |
0.04157 |
248 |
170 |
55 |
23 |
215 |
From what I heard, that’s how the documents ended up at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.4070 |
0.04259 |
258 |
182 |
47 |
29 |
216 |
Oh look! Canadian Airmail! |
1.4059 |
0.04143 |
239 |
162 |
57 |
20 |
217 |
I didn’t know that this is what our legal team meant when they said they had to get all their ducks in a row. |
1.4059 |
0.04268 |
239 |
165 |
51 |
23 |
218 |
Looks like they finally made a sequel to The Pelican Brief |
1.4055 |
0.04379 |
254 |
182 |
41 |
31 |
219 |
They'll be back in 183 days because, technically, they are Florida residents. |
1.4046 |
0.03995 |
262 |
179 |
60 |
23 |
220 |
They're from the New Yorker...every week they take the funny contest captions to a faraway place never to be seen again |
1.4038 |
0.04874 |
213 |
155 |
30 |
28 |
221 |
I suppose they're environmental lawyers |
1.4035 |
0.03892 |
285 |
197 |
61 |
27 |
222 |
Must be a brief trip. |
1.4033 |
0.03678 |
305 |
208 |
71 |
26 |
223 |
They’re heading to the courthouse to seek a gaggle order. |
1.4027 |
0.04308 |
226 |
155 |
51 |
20 |
224 |
Nobody really vacations anymore. |
1.4027 |
0.04262 |
226 |
154 |
53 |
19 |
225 |
I always thought it was legal EAGLES. |
1.4024 |
0.04371 |
246 |
175 |
43 |
28 |
226 |
Another group of quacks headed for the Trump trials. |
1.4023 |
0.04359 |
266 |
194 |
37 |
35 |
227 |
They'll be back. It's just a brief vacation. |
1.4018 |
0.04603 |
224 |
160 |
38 |
26 |
228 |
They know tax season is approaching. |
1.4016 |
0.04004 |
254 |
173 |
60 |
21 |
229 |
If only I’d joined Ted Cruz’s campaign, I could be headed to Cancun! |
1.4016 |
0.04119 |
254 |
176 |
54 |
24 |
230 |
Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger bathroom at Mar-a-lago.. |
1.4015 |
0.04216 |
264 |
188 |
46 |
30 |
231 |
Air Canada offered me a discount if we had our bags sent on ahead. |
1.4009 |
0.04408 |
222 |
154 |
47 |
21 |
232 |
No, I believe that's a flock of legals. |
1.4000 |
0.04044 |
270 |
189 |
54 |
27 |
233 |
Another deposit to the Caymans |
1.4000 |
0.03975 |
260 |
178 |
60 |
22 |
234 |
You know it's bad when the lawyers are the first to leave. |
1.4000 |
0.04242 |
250 |
176 |
48 |
26 |
235 |
They're from the firm of Duck, Duck, Goose. |
1.3991 |
0.04483 |
223 |
157 |
43 |
23 |
236 |
They only get one carry-on. |
1.3985 |
0.03837 |
266 |
180 |
66 |
20 |
237 |
5 geese a briefing |
1.3983 |
0.04368 |
231 |
162 |
46 |
23 |
238 |
Look, migrant workers. |
1.3973 |
0.04330 |
224 |
155 |
49 |
20 |
239 |
Tis the season of tax evasion |
1.3969 |
0.03810 |
257 |
172 |
68 |
17 |
240 |
Hunters may experience more legal hurdles this year |
1.3968 |
0.04022 |
252 |
173 |
58 |
21 |
241 |
I heard a lot of jobs were going to Canada. |
1.3966 |
0.04201 |
237 |
164 |
52 |
21 |
242 |
Has anyone warned them about the down pillows in business class? |
1.3961 |
0.04426 |
207 |
142 |
48 |
17 |
243 |
'They used to migrate, now they commute' |
1.3955 |
0.04288 |
220 |
151 |
51 |
18 |
244 |
They're all Trump can afford now, and they work for birdseed. |
1.3955 |
0.04431 |
220 |
154 |
45 |
21 |
245 |
I heard the carrier pigeons were on strike. |
1.3951 |
0.04401 |
205 |
140 |
49 |
16 |
246 |
My opinion of lawyers just went up. |
1.3951 |
0.04042 |
243 |
166 |
58 |
19 |
247 |
I don't think they'll be coming back this time. |
1.3948 |
0.04118 |
233 |
159 |
56 |
18 |
248 |
They’re migrating to Mar-a-Lago for depositions. We’ve seen a lot of that this year. |
1.3945 |
0.04412 |
218 |
152 |
46 |
20 |
249 |
Everyone's moving their nest eggs. |
1.3945 |
0.04216 |
218 |
148 |
54 |
16 |
250 |
Smart. It’s the checked bag fees that get you. |
1.3939 |
0.04320 |
231 |
162 |
47 |
22 |
251 |
More lawyers heading to Florida |
1.3937 |
0.04186 |
254 |
180 |
48 |
26 |
252 |
Environmental law would be my guess." |
1.3935 |
0.04488 |
216 |
152 |
43 |
21 |
253 |
THIS IS NO ORDINARY MIGRATION. THIS TIME THEY MEAN BUSINESS. |
1.3930 |
0.04039 |
257 |
179 |
55 |
23 |
254 |
Fascinating that they have no instinct that allows them to use email. |
1.3929 |
0.04461 |
224 |
159 |
42 |
23 |
255 |
Those checked luggage fees have gotten out of control. |
1.3918 |
0.04138 |
245 |
171 |
52 |
22 |
256 |
Yeah, I heard a lot of portfolios were going south. |
1.3918 |
0.04297 |
245 |
175 |
44 |
26 |
257 |
It’s the migration to Mar a Lago for the indictment season. |
1.3918 |
0.04336 |
245 |
176 |
42 |
27 |
258 |
They used to fly in formation, but now it's disinformation. |
1.3913 |
0.04044 |
253 |
176 |
55 |
22 |
259 |
I knew fowl play. I didn't know they work. |
1.3909 |
0.04283 |
243 |
173 |
45 |
25 |
260 |
I thought they'd have long-johns instead of briefs. |
1.3901 |
0.04607 |
223 |
162 |
35 |
26 |
261 |
They’re migrating to more litigious climates. |
1.3898 |
0.04120 |
236 |
163 |
54 |
19 |
262 |
They’re with the law firm of Mallard and Drake. |
1.3896 |
0.04271 |
231 |
162 |
48 |
21 |
263 |
I’ve heard of legal eagles but… |
1.3893 |
0.04228 |
244 |
173 |
47 |
24 |
264 |
Canadian brain drain, eh. |
1.3889 |
0.03853 |
252 |
171 |
64 |
17 |
265 |
What's worse for the environment – invasive or litigious species? |
1.3886 |
0.04514 |
229 |
166 |
37 |
26 |
266 |
There’s just no such thing as a vacation anymore. |
1.3884 |
0.04411 |
224 |
159 |
43 |
22 |
267 |
I've always said paperwork is for the birds. |
1.3883 |
0.04589 |
206 |
146 |
40 |
20 |
268 |
No one's gonna shoot them with that kind of legal protection. |
1.3874 |
0.04393 |
222 |
157 |
44 |
21 |
269 |
Don't you just love the Fall, when the geese fly back to Florida with their classified documents? |
1.3873 |
0.04515 |
204 |
143 |
43 |
18 |
270 |
…and that’s not south, either.” |
1.3870 |
0.03762 |
230 |
151 |
69 |
10 |
271 |
You won't see me taking my work on vacation. |
1.3868 |
0.04392 |
212 |
148 |
46 |
18 |
272 |
Now they need their papers at the border. |
1.3862 |
0.04200 |
246 |
175 |
47 |
24 |
273 |
They pretend to be busy, but they’ll be on the golf course this afternoon. |
1.3860 |
0.04684 |
215 |
157 |
33 |
25 |
274 |
Huh. Storks in obstetrics. Vultures in high finance. Now, fowl in jurisprudence. |
1.3846 |
0.04603 |
208 |
149 |
38 |
21 |
275 |
They'll bury the opposition in paperwork and poop. |
1.3843 |
0.04525 |
216 |
155 |
39 |
22 |
276 |
Boy, even the geese won't check their luggage. |
1.3843 |
0.04127 |
216 |
147 |
55 |
14 |
277 |
They just closed a big honking deal. |
1.3836 |
0.04338 |
232 |
166 |
43 |
23 |
278 |
Looks like birds carrying leather really do flock together. |
1.3832 |
0.05286 |
167 |
122 |
26 |
19 |
279 |
There're Wall Street geese. They fly south to the Caymans every winter. |
1.3831 |
0.04665 |
201 |
144 |
37 |
20 |
280 |
It looks like a working winter vacation this year. |
1.3830 |
0.04080 |
235 |
163 |
54 |
18 |
281 |
That Amazon guy really knows how to save money. |
1.3829 |
0.04294 |
222 |
156 |
47 |
19 |
282 |
Don’t feed them, they’re extremely litigious. |
1.3829 |
0.04841 |
175 |
123 |
37 |
15 |
283 |
How do they know its 5:30 ? |
1.3828 |
0.03645 |
303 |
212 |
66 |
25 |
284 |
"It's a new law. They can't fly without migration papers." |
1.3816 |
0.04716 |
207 |
151 |
33 |
23 |
285 |
I’m so glad that I can work remotely |
1.3816 |
0.04024 |
228 |
156 |
57 |
15 |
286 |
Remote work is really taking off. |
1.3815 |
0.04079 |
249 |
176 |
51 |
22 |
287 |
Looks like business class |
1.3812 |
0.04593 |
202 |
144 |
39 |
19 |
288 |
Looks like legal reinforcements headed to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.3811 |
0.04453 |
244 |
181 |
33 |
30 |
289 |
They are off to Mar-a-Lago . He's running out of lawyers. |
1.3811 |
0.04179 |
244 |
174 |
47 |
23 |
290 |
They’re loud, obnoxious, and leave a mess wherever they go. Of course they’re lawyers. |
1.3810 |
0.04879 |
189 |
137 |
32 |
20 |
291 |
They say bags are free when you fly southwest. |
1.3807 |
0.04630 |
218 |
160 |
33 |
25 |
292 |
If geese mate for life, what are their divorce lawyers for? |
1.3804 |
0.04855 |
184 |
132 |
34 |
18 |
293 |
They're migrant lawyers headed for Marlago. Donald hired them because they'll work for chicken feed. |
1.3802 |
0.04530 |
192 |
134 |
43 |
15 |
294 |
I think they're tired of our gun laws. |
1.3802 |
0.04707 |
192 |
137 |
37 |
18 |
295 |
The guy from Spirit Airlines said we could collect them at the gate in 4-5 business days |
1.3798 |
0.04495 |
208 |
148 |
41 |
19 |
296 |
Frequent travelers never check their bags |
1.3796 |
0.04375 |
216 |
153 |
44 |
19 |
297 |
Oh look ,they're going business class this year. |
1.3793 |
0.03974 |
232 |
159 |
58 |
15 |
298 |
I don’t blame them. Checked baggage fees have gotten out of control. |
1.3790 |
0.04183 |
219 |
152 |
51 |
16 |
299 |
The paperwork needed for migration these days is ridiculous. |
1.3789 |
0.04490 |
227 |
166 |
36 |
25 |
300 |
Probably off to some climate conference! |
1.3785 |
0.04244 |
251 |
183 |
41 |
27 |
301 |
Now I KNOW AI can’t do that! |
1.3782 |
0.04136 |
193 |
129 |
55 |
9 |
302 |
They'll work remotely until the Spring. |
1.3777 |
0.04444 |
233 |
171 |
36 |
26 |
303 |
Looks like Trump has a new legal team. |
1.3772 |
0.04386 |
228 |
165 |
40 |
23 |
304 |
Another brief visit |
1.3762 |
0.04366 |
202 |
141 |
46 |
15 |
305 |
Trump's last flock of lawyers are leaving town. |
1.3761 |
0.04341 |
218 |
155 |
44 |
19 |
306 |
Look honey--legal eagles! |
1.3756 |
0.04500 |
197 |
139 |
42 |
16 |
307 |
The carrier pigeons must be on strike. |
1.3756 |
0.04376 |
205 |
144 |
45 |
16 |
308 |
Seems even the geese are limited to one carry on. |
1.3756 |
0.04208 |
213 |
148 |
50 |
15 |
309 |
And people complain about their long commutes. |
1.3756 |
0.04155 |
213 |
147 |
52 |
14 |
310 |
Business class, I guess. |
1.3750 |
0.04319 |
216 |
153 |
45 |
18 |
311 |
Those are the fly by night lawyers headed for Florida. |
1.3750 |
0.04641 |
192 |
137 |
38 |
17 |
312 |
They're not really lawyers. They're just winging it. |
1.3750 |
0.04723 |
184 |
131 |
37 |
16 |
313 |
I guess they’re flying economy |
1.3750 |
0.04062 |
216 |
148 |
55 |
13 |
314 |
I can't tell if they're migrating or just commuting. |
1.3744 |
0.04127 |
219 |
152 |
52 |
15 |
315 |
I never realized how many migrant workers were Canadian |
1.3743 |
0.04415 |
187 |
129 |
46 |
12 |
316 |
That’s the first sensible carry-on bag limit I’ve seen. |
1.3738 |
0.04466 |
206 |
147 |
41 |
18 |
317 |
I see the geese are flying business class now. |
1.3737 |
0.04430 |
190 |
132 |
45 |
13 |
318 |
Look honey, they are going to work in the cloud! |
1.3728 |
0.04336 |
228 |
165 |
41 |
22 |
319 |
They sue anyone who shoots at them. |
1.3724 |
0.04212 |
196 |
134 |
51 |
11 |
320 |
Look honey, the CPAs are returning to their tax shelters for the year |
1.3717 |
0.04363 |
226 |
164 |
40 |
22 |
321 |
What's good for the goose is actionable for the gander. |
1.3716 |
0.04608 |
183 |
129 |
40 |
14 |
322 |
Good thing there's no traffic: these guys are notorious for honking. |
1.3711 |
0.04484 |
194 |
137 |
42 |
15 |
323 |
When he said he had "a whole gaggle" of attorneys on his defense team, this isn't quite what I'd pictured. |
1.3707 |
0.04477 |
205 |
147 |
40 |
18 |
324 |
I sure don’t miss my commute. |
1.3707 |
0.04202 |
205 |
142 |
50 |
13 |
325 |
...and THAT is why you don't leave your handbag unattended at the lake. |
1.3706 |
0.04663 |
197 |
143 |
35 |
19 |
326 |
They are returning home after their brief vacation”. |
1.3699 |
0.04120 |
219 |
153 |
51 |
15 |
327 |
Looks like the pelican brief really caught on |
1.3698 |
0.04330 |
192 |
133 |
47 |
12 |
328 |
Even their geese have had it with Trudeau |
1.3698 |
0.04634 |
192 |
138 |
37 |
17 |
329 |
I remember when it used to be legal eagles. |
1.3696 |
0.04652 |
184 |
131 |
38 |
15 |
330 |
I see Donald Trump's new legal team is heading off to Florida. |
1.3695 |
0.04666 |
203 |
149 |
33 |
21 |
331 |
They left a deposition on the hood of your car. |
1.3690 |
0.04959 |
187 |
139 |
27 |
21 |
332 |
Sure beats saying the dog ate it |
1.3687 |
0.04417 |
198 |
140 |
43 |
15 |
333 |
People are trying everything to avoid checked bag fees. |
1.3684 |
0.04785 |
190 |
139 |
32 |
19 |
334 |
Oh honey, look, the Canadians are heading to Florida. |
1.3684 |
0.04194 |
228 |
163 |
46 |
19 |
335 |
Look, it’s the law firm Gander, Drake and Mallard. I heard they represent
the Snowbirds. |
1.3682 |
0.04445 |
220 |
161 |
37 |
22 |
336 |
Looks like Trump has another gaggle of attorneys. |
1.3679 |
0.04468 |
212 |
154 |
38 |
20 |
337 |
That's a new approach to getting classified documents out of the White House. |
1.3679 |
0.04518 |
212 |
155 |
36 |
21 |
338 |
I guess the meeting’s over. |
1.3679 |
0.04418 |
212 |
153 |
40 |
19 |
339 |
Must be a business trip. |
1.3673 |
0.04446 |
196 |
139 |
42 |
15 |
340 |
Canadian business class |
1.3671 |
0.04169 |
207 |
144 |
50 |
13 |
341 |
Don’t worry, they’ll be back for tax season. |
1.3668 |
0.04314 |
229 |
167 |
40 |
22 |
342 |
The paraleagles won’t be far behind. |
1.3653 |
0.04523 |
167 |
115 |
43 |
9 |
343 |
Remote work has really taken off. |
1.3646 |
0.04384 |
192 |
135 |
44 |
13 |
344 |
What the flock? |
1.3641 |
0.04770 |
184 |
134 |
33 |
17 |
345 |
I guess they're migrating back to the office |
1.3641 |
0.04707 |
184 |
133 |
35 |
16 |
346 |
Looks like a commuter flight. |
1.3641 |
0.04150 |
195 |
134 |
51 |
10 |
347 |
Told you, the classified documents just flew away. |
1.3641 |
0.04574 |
195 |
141 |
37 |
17 |
348 |
It lets them write the whole trip off as a business expense. |
1.3641 |
0.04398 |
206 |
148 |
41 |
17 |
349 |
they only fly business class |
1.3626 |
0.04198 |
182 |
124 |
50 |
8 |
350 |
I used to be a hunter but then they lawyered up. |
1.3624 |
0.04322 |
218 |
158 |
41 |
19 |
351 |
Another wave of legal migration. |
1.3622 |
0.04258 |
196 |
137 |
47 |
12 |
352 |
I don't think they're coming back this time. |
1.3622 |
0.04623 |
185 |
133 |
37 |
15 |
353 |
I heard they have to go to the office every day now |
1.3622 |
0.04494 |
185 |
131 |
41 |
13 |
354 |
There goes Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck & Goose law firm. |
1.3617 |
0.04812 |
188 |
139 |
30 |
19 |
355 |
They’ll be back next tax season. |
1.3616 |
0.04769 |
177 |
128 |
34 |
15 |
356 |
Way too many lawyers these days |
1.3614 |
0.04614 |
166 |
116 |
40 |
10 |
357 |
I guess the messenger pigeons are still on strike. |
1.3611 |
0.04842 |
180 |
132 |
31 |
17 |
358 |
They stopped working from home. |
1.3610 |
0.04409 |
205 |
148 |
40 |
17 |
359 |
Not migrating, just a brief trip. |
1.3605 |
0.04725 |
172 |
123 |
36 |
13 |
360 |
They're filing suit for the winter. |
1.3605 |
0.04866 |
172 |
125 |
32 |
15 |
361 |
Gives a whole new meaning to “Don’t shoot the messenger” |
1.3605 |
0.05204 |
172 |
130 |
22 |
20 |
362 |
I've heard of legal eagles, but never geese. |
1.3602 |
0.04664 |
186 |
135 |
35 |
16 |
363 |
This is more than just climate change. |
1.3600 |
0.04596 |
175 |
124 |
39 |
12 |
364 |
No, they aren't flying south just yet......today is just the pre-migration planning meeting. |
1.3598 |
0.05035 |
164 |
120 |
29 |
15 |
365 |
Canadian taxes are weird. |
1.3596 |
0.04382 |
203 |
146 |
41 |
16 |
366 |
I guess “ work from home” has officially ended. |
1.3596 |
0.04382 |
203 |
146 |
41 |
16 |
367 |
They were bumped. |
1.3596 |
0.04879 |
178 |
131 |
30 |
17 |
368 |
I have a feeling it's gonna be a REALLY bad winter. |
1.3596 |
0.04747 |
178 |
129 |
34 |
15 |
369 |
It's job hunting season. |
1.3596 |
0.04679 |
178 |
128 |
36 |
14 |
370 |
Wonder if they know about politics in Florida. |
1.3590 |
0.04737 |
195 |
145 |
30 |
20 |
371 |
Looks like they've started filing south for the winter. |
1.3590 |
0.04508 |
195 |
141 |
38 |
16 |
372 |
I'm so glad we're retired. |
1.3581 |
0.04359 |
215 |
157 |
39 |
19 |
373 |
I heard Canada is ending remote work. |
1.3578 |
0.04266 |
218 |
158 |
42 |
18 |
374 |
Mallard, Drake, Duckworth, Webb and Foote. Best law firm in the state! |
1.3571 |
0.04371 |
224 |
166 |
36 |
22 |
375 |
I was impressed until I noticed they’re fake Gucci‘s |
1.3571 |
0.04668 |
182 |
132 |
35 |
15 |
376 |
Looks like they’re flying Coach |
1.3564 |
0.04279 |
202 |
144 |
44 |
14 |
377 |
Looks like it'll be a brief flight! |
1.3564 |
0.04561 |
188 |
136 |
37 |
15 |
378 |
These return-to-office policies are getting out of hand. |
1.3564 |
0.04370 |
188 |
133 |
43 |
12 |
379 |
They’ll be there soon. It’s a brief flight. |
1.3563 |
0.04888 |
174 |
128 |
30 |
16 |
380 |
Flying Business Class. |
1.3561 |
0.04291 |
205 |
147 |
43 |
15 |
381 |
They must have been allowed only one personal item. |
1.3552 |
0.04647 |
183 |
133 |
35 |
15 |
382 |
Who'd a thought his legal team would be the flight risk? |
1.3550 |
0.04847 |
169 |
123 |
32 |
14 |
383 |
They’re off to defend the murder of crows. |
1.3542 |
0.04609 |
192 |
141 |
34 |
17 |
384 |
I remember when they could afford to check their luggage. |
1.3539 |
0.04934 |
178 |
133 |
27 |
18 |
385 |
Carrier geese? |
1.3537 |
0.04950 |
164 |
120 |
30 |
14 |
386 |
Donald Trump's new lawyers: all squawk and no action. |
1.3533 |
0.05172 |
167 |
126 |
23 |
18 |
387 |
Looks like they are headed to the New York Flock Exchange. |
1.3529 |
0.04965 |
170 |
126 |
28 |
16 |
388 |
I don't know. Maybe Mar a Lago? |
1.3522 |
0.04733 |
159 |
113 |
36 |
10 |
389 |
Their commute is a breeze.” |
1.3520 |
0.04715 |
179 |
131 |
33 |
15 |
390 |
They're going to sue the EPA |
1.3515 |
0.04924 |
165 |
121 |
30 |
14 |
391 |
They're not migrating; just commuting. |
1.3512 |
0.04787 |
168 |
122 |
33 |
13 |
392 |
It’s a brief flight this year |
1.3508 |
0.04376 |
191 |
137 |
41 |
13 |
393 |
We all have baggage dear. |
1.3506 |
0.04524 |
174 |
124 |
39 |
11 |
394 |
There goes my nest egg. |
1.3503 |
0.04222 |
197 |
140 |
45 |
12 |
395 |
It seems like everyone is flying Business Class these days. |
1.3500 |
0.04420 |
180 |
128 |
41 |
11 |
396 |
I know they look like geese, but they’re vultures. |
1.3500 |
0.04413 |
200 |
146 |
38 |
16 |
397 |
Looks like the company's going south. |
1.3500 |
0.04791 |
160 |
115 |
34 |
11 |
398 |
Honey, look—a flock of legals. |
1.3500 |
0.04693 |
180 |
132 |
33 |
15 |
399 |
Sure, they're impressive, but have you ever seen one try to land? |
1.3500 |
0.04953 |
160 |
117 |
30 |
13 |
400 |
Must be a brief commute. |
1.3497 |
0.04506 |
183 |
132 |
38 |
13 |
401 |
I don’t think they’re coming back. |
1.3497 |
0.04964 |
163 |
120 |
29 |
14 |
402 |
They're headed to file their briefs in the Southern District. |
1.3495 |
0.04455 |
186 |
134 |
39 |
13 |
403 |
I do so love Canadian tax season. |
1.3492 |
0.04405 |
189 |
136 |
40 |
13 |
404 |
First bag flies free |
1.3491 |
0.04908 |
169 |
125 |
29 |
15 |
405 |
Looks like Trump's lawyers are headed south - again. |
1.3487 |
0.05135 |
152 |
112 |
27 |
13 |
406 |
I think it means they're never coming back. |
1.3484 |
0.04210 |
221 |
162 |
41 |
18 |
407 |
It was a brief visit. |
1.3484 |
0.04895 |
155 |
112 |
32 |
11 |
408 |
Time to go. They know something. |
1.3484 |
0.05145 |
155 |
115 |
26 |
14 |
409 |
they must be flying first class, those are expensive bags." |
1.3483 |
0.04451 |
178 |
127 |
40 |
11 |
410 |
Talk about taking your case to a higher court! |
1.3483 |
0.04521 |
178 |
128 |
38 |
12 |
411 |
They were the only lawyers Trump could find to represent him |
1.3482 |
0.04311 |
224 |
167 |
36 |
21 |
412 |
Send lawyers and money. Skip the guns. |
1.3478 |
0.04684 |
161 |
115 |
36 |
10 |
413 |
Trumps new legal team. |
1.3476 |
0.04499 |
187 |
136 |
37 |
14 |
414 |
This generation doesn't migrate; they commute." |
1.3473 |
0.04724 |
167 |
121 |
34 |
12 |
415 |
I knew work from home wouldn't last. |
1.3472 |
0.04461 |
193 |
141 |
37 |
15 |
416 |
Must be Business Class. |
1.3468 |
0.04608 |
173 |
125 |
36 |
12 |
417 |
Must be "Bags Fly Free" |
1.3466 |
0.04553 |
176 |
127 |
37 |
12 |
418 |
Looks like a brief case of migration. |
1.3466 |
0.04762 |
176 |
130 |
31 |
15 |
419 |
Everyone who works there is a bird brain. |
1.3466 |
0.04624 |
176 |
128 |
35 |
13 |
420 |
What the heck are they doing? No one uses attaché cases anymore. |
1.3462 |
0.04953 |
156 |
114 |
30 |
12 |
421 |
I've heard of Snail Mail, but Geese Briefs? |
1.3462 |
0.04695 |
156 |
111 |
36 |
9 |
422 |
They're representing some bird-brain on trial. |
1.3456 |
0.05258 |
136 |
99 |
27 |
10 |
423 |
I thought they already made a Pelican Brief movie. |
1.3452 |
0.04922 |
168 |
125 |
28 |
15 |
424 |
I'm don't know how, but I'm sure A.I. is involved. |
1.3450 |
0.04716 |
171 |
125 |
33 |
13 |
425 |
Looks like Trump's legal team is meeting at his Florida compound. |
1.3450 |
0.04788 |
171 |
126 |
31 |
14 |
426 |
They must be business class. |
1.3450 |
0.04170 |
200 |
143 |
45 |
12 |
427 |
Everyone really is getting back to the office. |
1.3445 |
0.04322 |
209 |
154 |
38 |
17 |
428 |
Seasonal workers |
1.3444 |
0.04409 |
180 |
129 |
40 |
11 |
429 |
I guess it’s limited to one carry on no matter how you fly. |
1.3444 |
0.04748 |
180 |
134 |
30 |
16 |
430 |
look! The first geese flying s... wait, aren't those our bags? |
1.3443 |
0.04360 |
183 |
131 |
41 |
11 |
431 |
Must be nice to work remotely |
1.3442 |
0.04455 |
154 |
107 |
41 |
6 |
432 |
All his human lawyers quit, so these guys are flying south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3441 |
0.04760 |
186 |
140 |
28 |
18 |
433 |
They do have a more reasonable bag policy than Spirit Airlines. |
1.3439 |
0.04583 |
189 |
140 |
33 |
16 |
434 |
They must be flying business class... |
1.3438 |
0.04525 |
160 |
113 |
39 |
8 |
435 |
Wait until they find out it could have been an email. |
1.3427 |
0.04717 |
178 |
132 |
31 |
15 |
436 |
Looks like another flock of lawyers are heading south to Mar~a~Lago. |
1.3425 |
0.04660 |
181 |
134 |
32 |
15 |
437 |
It’s nice to see they’re allowing one free carry-on on flights south this winter. |
1.3424 |
0.04606 |
184 |
136 |
33 |
15 |
438 |
Apparently, that goose sucked into the jet engine last week had an attorney in the family. |
1.3423 |
0.05196 |
149 |
111 |
25 |
13 |
439 |
I thought we were coming to watch the Pelican Brief. |
1.3423 |
0.05019 |
149 |
109 |
29 |
11 |
440 |
Those are what you call brief flights. |
1.3421 |
0.04949 |
152 |
111 |
30 |
11 |
441 |
Yup, work is for the birds! |
1.3421 |
0.04583 |
152 |
107 |
38 |
7 |
442 |
They look like they mean business. |
1.3421 |
0.04247 |
190 |
136 |
43 |
11 |
443 |
These geese mean business! |
1.3421 |
0.04949 |
152 |
111 |
30 |
11 |
444 |
It seems like litigation season comes earlier every year. |
1.3419 |
0.05050 |
155 |
115 |
27 |
13 |
445 |
So is this how we upload our files? |
1.3418 |
0.04578 |
196 |
147 |
31 |
18 |
446 |
Trump sure is getting creative with where to put those classified documents. |
1.3416 |
0.04754 |
161 |
117 |
33 |
11 |
447 |
It's mitigation from litigation during migration. |
1.3413 |
0.04788 |
167 |
123 |
31 |
13 |
448 |
Those Canadians are really taking remote work to the extreme! |
1.3412 |
0.04801 |
170 |
126 |
30 |
14 |
449 |
Looks like the former president found a way to transport his documents to Florida. |
1.3410 |
0.04881 |
173 |
130 |
27 |
16 |
450 |
I believe they're heading to some tax shelter |
1.3409 |
0.04683 |
176 |
130 |
32 |
14 |
451 |
Look, Susanne, they’re heading to Mar-a-Lago |
1.3408 |
0.04761 |
179 |
134 |
29 |
16 |
452 |
Flying south, business class! |
1.3401 |
0.04874 |
147 |
106 |
32 |
9 |
453 |
One day we will fly business class too,Sylvia. |
1.3400 |
0.04990 |
150 |
110 |
29 |
11 |
454 |
Trump's attorneys leave town. |
1.3400 |
0.05079 |
150 |
111 |
27 |
12 |
455 |
Wow. Talk about free shipping. |
1.3395 |
0.04215 |
162 |
112 |
45 |
5 |
456 |
It's a working vacation. |
1.3393 |
0.04611 |
168 |
122 |
35 |
11 |
457 |
No more working from Nests |
1.3392 |
0.04402 |
171 |
122 |
40 |
9 |
458 |
I heard they’re migrating south for tax reasons. |
1.3390 |
0.04796 |
177 |
133 |
28 |
16 |
459 |
Birds of a feather litigate together. |
1.3390 |
0.04660 |
177 |
131 |
32 |
14 |
460 |
I knew they flew south. Didn't think it was for work, though. |
1.3383 |
0.05217 |
133 |
97 |
27 |
9 |
461 |
Good law firm to hire if you think you’re goose is cooked |
1.3377 |
0.04962 |
151 |
111 |
29 |
11 |
462 |
Nobody checks bags anymore. |
1.3375 |
0.04682 |
160 |
116 |
34 |
10 |
463 |
This will be brief |
1.3373 |
0.04403 |
166 |
118 |
40 |
8 |
464 |
Didn't I say the 'one free carry on' was strictly for the birds? |
1.3373 |
0.04665 |
169 |
124 |
33 |
12 |
465 |
I hear it was just more efficient to just have them carry all those subpoenas south to Mar a Lago. |
1.3373 |
0.05028 |
169 |
129 |
23 |
17 |
466 |
I believe it’s called ‘cloud migration’. |
1.3373 |
0.04511 |
169 |
122 |
37 |
10 |
467 |
They must be Trump’s new lawyers as he’s run out of people who will represent him. |
1.3372 |
0.04753 |
172 |
128 |
30 |
14 |
468 |
Do you get the sense they’re not coming back next year? |
1.3372 |
0.04681 |
172 |
127 |
32 |
13 |
469 |
This is how Amazon got started. |
1.3371 |
0.04480 |
175 |
127 |
37 |
11 |
470 |
It may slow them down,but they avoid the $25 baggage fee. |
1.3370 |
0.04715 |
181 |
136 |
29 |
16 |
471 |
Mar-a-Lago homing pigeons. |
1.3370 |
0.04329 |
184 |
133 |
40 |
11 |
472 |
Passports, visas, travel docs is my guess. |
1.3370 |
0.04397 |
184 |
134 |
38 |
12 |
473 |
Paralegals flying south to Mar a Lago. |
1.3368 |
0.04429 |
190 |
140 |
36 |
14 |
474 |
I don't think that this is going to be good for the gander. |
1.3357 |
0.05152 |
143 |
106 |
26 |
11 |
475 |
Well that explains the crow that sued me |
1.3357 |
0.04957 |
143 |
104 |
30 |
9 |
476 |
They’re leaving the courthouse early. It was a brief case. |
1.3356 |
0.05259 |
146 |
110 |
23 |
13 |
477 |
Most do go South, but these guys are obviously on their way to Ottawa. |
1.3355 |
0.04755 |
152 |
110 |
33 |
9 |
478 |
Better service, less expensive and I’ve heard that during the holidays your luggage arrives before you do |
1.3355 |
0.05022 |
152 |
113 |
27 |
12 |
479 |
Looks like there's trouble at AFLAC. |
1.3354 |
0.04902 |
161 |
120 |
28 |
13 |
480 |
Everyone is working remote, now... |
1.3354 |
0.04680 |
164 |
120 |
33 |
11 |
481 |
New Trump lawyers. |
1.3353 |
0.04699 |
167 |
123 |
32 |
12 |
482 |
Smart, they just bring carryons. |
1.3353 |
0.04641 |
170 |
125 |
33 |
12 |
483 |
Looks like the great lawyer migration is beginning |
1.3353 |
0.04489 |
170 |
123 |
37 |
10 |
484 |
They're now forced to migrate to the office twice a week. |
1.3352 |
0.04547 |
179 |
132 |
34 |
13 |
485 |
As soon as they found out they could work remotely, they all decided to move to Canada. |
1.3351 |
0.04522 |
188 |
140 |
33 |
15 |
486 |
Yes, ducks now. The carrier pigeons went union |
1.3351 |
0.04471 |
191 |
142 |
34 |
15 |
487 |
I wish I could fly Business class. |
1.3333 |
0.04310 |
171 |
122 |
41 |
8 |
488 |
These motherflockers… |
1.3333 |
0.05091 |
156 |
118 |
24 |
14 |
489 |
I hate when they drop tax returns all over my car. |
1.3333 |
0.05171 |
156 |
119 |
22 |
15 |
490 |
Uh oh ... FAA should never have messed with Audobon! |
1.3333 |
0.04777 |
159 |
117 |
31 |
11 |
491 |
I told you those quacks managing our crypto portfolio were are flight risk. |
1.3333 |
0.04706 |
174 |
130 |
30 |
14 |
492 |
And when the lead gets tired, they swap out with junior counsel. |
1.3333 |
0.05239 |
150 |
114 |
22 |
14 |
493 |
I wonder if Florida knows what it's getting into. |
1.3333 |
0.04926 |
156 |
116 |
28 |
12 |
494 |
I wonder how often their luggage gets lost. |
1.3333 |
0.04457 |
180 |
132 |
36 |
12 |
495 |
When geese get lawyered up, you know they're fed up being called ducks. |
1.3333 |
0.05138 |
147 |
110 |
25 |
12 |
496 |
I know he's running low on lawyers, but can they even practice down there? |
1.3333 |
0.04727 |
180 |
136 |
28 |
16 |
497 |
You see?, everyone has baggage |
1.3333 |
0.05047 |
147 |
109 |
27 |
11 |
498 |
I sent these duckuments to cloud storage |
1.3333 |
0.04489 |
174 |
127 |
36 |
11 |
499 |
That is one big, honkin' commute. |
1.3315 |
0.04639 |
181 |
136 |
30 |
15 |
500 |
They're only allowed one personal item. |
1.3314 |
0.04612 |
175 |
130 |
32 |
13 |
501 |
I told you, all the jobs are heading south. |
1.3314 |
0.04652 |
169 |
125 |
32 |
12 |
502 |
Canada’s free health care system at work…and they even make house calls. |
1.3313 |
0.04610 |
163 |
119 |
34 |
10 |
503 |
Looks like we will only get a brief visit. |
1.3313 |
0.04610 |
163 |
119 |
34 |
10 |
504 |
I can see this migration means business. |
1.3313 |
0.04834 |
160 |
119 |
29 |
12 |
505 |
Billable hours in Miami -- that would motivate me to get moving, too. |
1.3312 |
0.05051 |
154 |
116 |
25 |
13 |
506 |
It was just a brief layover. |
1.3312 |
0.04612 |
154 |
111 |
35 |
8 |
507 |
That Trump family will use anything to remove evidence! |
1.3311 |
0.05292 |
151 |
116 |
20 |
15 |
508 |
It’s a part of the Catch and Valise Program. |
1.3310 |
0.05262 |
142 |
107 |
23 |
12 |
509 |
I hear it’s only seasonal work… |
1.3296 |
0.04536 |
179 |
133 |
33 |
13 |
510 |
Looks like Donald’s lost another bunch of lawyers. |
1.3293 |
0.04912 |
167 |
127 |
25 |
15 |
511 |
The divorce-law birds always follow the love birds south. |
1.3293 |
0.04763 |
167 |
125 |
29 |
13 |
512 |
It's hard going back to the office after working remotely. |
1.3292 |
0.04644 |
161 |
118 |
33 |
10 |
513 |
Must be the lawyers for his next wild goose chase. |
1.3292 |
0.04888 |
161 |
121 |
27 |
13 |
514 |
I know you don't get it. I don't get it. But her Will was very specific about what to do with her dismembered remains. |
1.3292 |
0.04967 |
161 |
122 |
25 |
14 |
515 |
Looks like a working vacation. |
1.3290 |
0.04495 |
155 |
111 |
37 |
7 |
516 |
Even the birds are working remotely |
1.3290 |
0.04495 |
155 |
111 |
37 |
7 |
517 |
Safe to say their numbers this quarter are headed south. |
1.3290 |
0.04766 |
155 |
114 |
31 |
10 |
518 |
Ahhhh..... I had heard about Amazon's new eco-friendly drones... |
1.3289 |
0.04989 |
149 |
111 |
27 |
11 |
519 |
It’s just like I told you, honey. The one carry-on rule applies to everyone. |
1.3288 |
0.05061 |
146 |
109 |
26 |
11 |
520 |
I guess carrier pigeons just can't deal with the information overload anymore. |
1.3287 |
0.05324 |
143 |
109 |
21 |
13 |
521 |
They're flying south. Not allowed to work from home any more. |
1.3286 |
0.04803 |
140 |
101 |
32 |
7 |
522 |
They agreed to work from home. |
1.3286 |
0.04803 |
140 |
101 |
32 |
7 |
523 |
Such a breathtaking sight when they’re all flying in W-2 formation like that |
1.3286 |
0.05407 |
140 |
107 |
20 |
13 |
524 |
it’s even too expensive for the geese here now |
1.3277 |
0.04568 |
177 |
132 |
32 |
13 |
525 |
I hear they have to go in at least two days a week. |
1.3276 |
0.04623 |
174 |
130 |
31 |
13 |
526 |
Looks like a flock of legals. |
1.3275 |
0.04680 |
171 |
128 |
30 |
13 |
527 |
They’ve been upgraded to business class. |
1.3273 |
0.04799 |
165 |
124 |
28 |
13 |
528 |
Time to sell, the deal went south. |
1.3272 |
0.04702 |
162 |
120 |
31 |
11 |
529 |
Sustainable alternatives to Amazon. |
1.3272 |
0.04783 |
162 |
121 |
29 |
12 |
530 |
Off to find seasonal work. |
1.3272 |
0.04862 |
162 |
122 |
27 |
13 |
531 |
They're up against the legal eagles in nesting court. |
1.3269 |
0.04826 |
156 |
116 |
29 |
11 |
532 |
The carrion luggage was free. |
1.3269 |
0.04911 |
156 |
117 |
27 |
12 |
533 |
Looks like Mother Goose is calling a board meeting. |
1.3262 |
0.05181 |
141 |
106 |
24 |
11 |
534 |
They'll be back as soon as they realize their governor is DeSantis. |
1.3262 |
0.05083 |
141 |
105 |
26 |
10 |
535 |
Another business gone south. |
1.3252 |
0.04677 |
163 |
121 |
31 |
11 |
536 |
Well how else are they supposed to build a nest egg? |
1.3250 |
0.04569 |
160 |
117 |
34 |
9 |
537 |
The Canadians mean business this year. |
1.3248 |
0.04884 |
157 |
118 |
27 |
12 |
538 |
I get it - no one wants to check their bags anymore. |
1.3248 |
0.04967 |
157 |
119 |
25 |
13 |
539 |
At least they're picking up their own shit now |
1.3248 |
0.04884 |
157 |
118 |
27 |
12 |
540 |
All that honking for such little traffic. |
1.3243 |
0.05002 |
148 |
111 |
26 |
11 |
541 |
Twitter’s called everyone back to the office. No exceptions |
1.3243 |
0.04815 |
148 |
109 |
30 |
9 |
542 |
Who're they fooling with those briefcases? They're just going on vacation. |
1.3242 |
0.04403 |
182 |
135 |
35 |
12 |
543 |
I see another rise in the price of forever stamps |
1.3241 |
0.05074 |
145 |
109 |
25 |
11 |
544 |
Really no way to make a "gaggle" seem more professional. |
1.3240 |
0.04237 |
179 |
130 |
40 |
9 |
545 |
If they lived here, they’d be home by now. |
1.3240 |
0.04454 |
179 |
133 |
34 |
12 |
546 |
Even they have resorted to using just carry on luggage |
1.3239 |
0.04433 |
176 |
130 |
35 |
11 |
547 |
Apparently they know not to check their luggage. |
1.3235 |
0.04303 |
170 |
123 |
39 |
8 |
548 |
Bet it just has their lunch in it. |
1.3235 |
0.05310 |
136 |
103 |
22 |
11 |
549 |
Looks like they mean business. |
1.3221 |
0.04692 |
149 |
109 |
32 |
8 |
550 |
Looks like this deposition is going south. |
1.3214 |
0.04649 |
168 |
126 |
30 |
12 |
551 |
Huh. My financial adviser was right. My portfolio really is heading south. |
1.3214 |
0.04784 |
140 |
102 |
31 |
7 |
552 |
They're migrating files to the cloud |
1.3212 |
0.04862 |
165 |
126 |
25 |
14 |
553 |
Guess Trump's defense team is headed to Mar-A-Lago for the winter. |
1.3210 |
0.04605 |
162 |
120 |
32 |
10 |
554 |
They'll the never catch up. The last flock had backpacks. |
1.3208 |
0.04664 |
159 |
118 |
31 |
10 |
555 |
And you say I'm the one with baggage? |
1.3206 |
0.04998 |
131 |
96 |
28 |
7 |
556 |
If that isn't the definition of 'billable hours'.. |
1.3203 |
0.04877 |
153 |
115 |
27 |
11 |
557 |
They refuse to go paperless. |
1.3203 |
0.04877 |
153 |
115 |
27 |
11 |
558 |
So I guess this is just going to be a brief migration. |
1.3200 |
0.04665 |
150 |
110 |
32 |
8 |
559 |
It looks like just a brief flight |
1.3198 |
0.04569 |
172 |
129 |
31 |
12 |
560 |
It's "Honk, Waddle and Quack", that legal team the turkeys hired to outlaw Thanksgiving. |
1.3197 |
0.04921 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
561 |
There goes Business Class … |
1.3191 |
0.04295 |
188 |
140 |
36 |
12 |
562 |
See, this post-Covid return to work thing is really for the birds. |
1.3190 |
0.04822 |
163 |
124 |
26 |
13 |
563 |
I thought I had a long commute... |
1.3188 |
0.04823 |
138 |
101 |
30 |
7 |
564 |
So now he's resorting to Canadian lawyers? |
1.3185 |
0.04785 |
157 |
118 |
28 |
11 |
565 |
WeWork closed. |
1.3185 |
0.04785 |
157 |
118 |
28 |
11 |
566 |
Geese and valise, there's a song in there somewhere. |
1.3182 |
0.05411 |
132 |
101 |
20 |
11 |
567 |
I guess work from home is over. |
1.3182 |
0.04671 |
154 |
114 |
31 |
9 |
568 |
Is that considered as a carry on or a checked bag? |
1.3179 |
0.05005 |
151 |
115 |
24 |
12 |
569 |
Those are American geese. They don't get paid vacation. |
1.3179 |
0.04639 |
151 |
111 |
32 |
8 |
570 |
I think I prefer the silly kind. |
1.3177 |
0.04419 |
192 |
146 |
31 |
15 |
571 |
Impressive work ethic, but they’ll never be as eager as beavers. |
1.3176 |
0.04677 |
170 |
129 |
28 |
13 |
572 |
Looks like they are all carrying legal papers. They must be heading to Florida. |
1.3176 |
0.04892 |
148 |
111 |
27 |
10 |
573 |
I hear Southwest has outsourced their overhead baggage plan. |
1.3176 |
0.05077 |
148 |
113 |
23 |
12 |
574 |
Quick -- google gaggle. |
1.3174 |
0.04255 |
167 |
121 |
39 |
7 |
575 |
Messenger geese |
1.3174 |
0.04338 |
167 |
122 |
37 |
8 |
576 |
So that's what its like to fly business. |
1.3169 |
0.04727 |
142 |
104 |
31 |
7 |
577 |
They’re returning to the office for the winter. |
1.3168 |
0.04779 |
161 |
122 |
27 |
12 |
578 |
Looks like Trump hired a new law firm |
1.3168 |
0.04779 |
161 |
122 |
27 |
12 |
579 |
That business is going south. |
1.3165 |
0.04407 |
158 |
115 |
36 |
7 |
580 |
Looks like they’re heading south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3161 |
0.04993 |
155 |
119 |
23 |
13 |
581 |
I realize that baggage fees are high but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.3161 |
0.04908 |
155 |
118 |
25 |
12 |
582 |
They return during tax season. |
1.3158 |
0.04613 |
152 |
112 |
32 |
8 |
583 |
Lets hope they're back by April 15th. |
1.3154 |
0.04476 |
149 |
108 |
35 |
6 |
584 |
Canada awards points to potential immigrants
for age, language, education, and employable skills.
Those geese look good to go. |
1.3154 |
0.04888 |
130 |
95 |
29 |
6 |
585 |
I saw on Planet Earth that they’re each allowed one personal item. |
1.3152 |
0.04533 |
165 |
123 |
32 |
10 |
586 |
They are returning classified documents that were left in a duck blind. |
1.3151 |
0.04933 |
146 |
110 |
26 |
10 |
587 |
That’s one way to get around airport security |
1.3150 |
0.05087 |
127 |
94 |
26 |
7 |
588 |
Birds of a feather trade stock together.” |
1.3148 |
0.04505 |
162 |
120 |
33 |
9 |
589 |
Better them than AI I guess… |
1.3147 |
0.04904 |
143 |
107 |
27 |
9 |
590 |
So this is what a Ponzi scheme looks like. |
1.3145 |
0.05039 |
124 |
91 |
27 |
6 |
591 |
I wonder where the meeting is? |
1.3145 |
0.05168 |
124 |
92 |
25 |
7 |
592 |
Remote work really is taking off. |
1.3145 |
0.04648 |
159 |
119 |
30 |
10 |
593 |
Looks like Trump’s legal briefs are flying south for the winter. |
1.3143 |
0.05178 |
140 |
107 |
22 |
11 |
594 |
Looks like there'll be plenty of billable hours over Thanksgiving in the Hamptons |
1.3143 |
0.04764 |
140 |
103 |
30 |
7 |
595 |
I didn't picture this, when you said we'd fly the cash to a secret offshore bank . |
1.3141 |
0.04881 |
156 |
119 |
25 |
12 |
596 |
At least they can still count on free carry-ons. |
1.3141 |
0.04530 |
156 |
115 |
33 |
8 |
597 |
The corporate retreat to the woods must’ve taken a nasty turn. |
1.3141 |
0.04881 |
156 |
119 |
25 |
12 |
598 |
Oh my God! It’s the law firm of Fowelplotsky, Duck, Schmuck
& Daggle! |
1.3140 |
0.05754 |
121 |
94 |
16 |
11 |
599 |
These days they can work from anywhere. |
1.3139 |
0.04832 |
137 |
101 |
29 |
7 |
600 |
That time of the year again to litigate north. |
1.3139 |
0.05049 |
137 |
103 |
25 |
9 |
601 |
This looks serious. |
1.3137 |
0.04861 |
153 |
116 |
26 |
11 |
602 |
It’s the new legal team flying south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3136 |
0.04612 |
169 |
128 |
29 |
12 |
603 |
I told you I'd find a way to get out of baggage fees. |
1.3134 |
0.05126 |
134 |
101 |
24 |
9 |
604 |
The bike couriers are on strike. |
1.3134 |
0.04903 |
134 |
99 |
28 |
7 |
605 |
Gee…
I haven’t seen a briefcase in ages! |
1.3133 |
0.05018 |
150 |
115 |
23 |
12 |
606 |
They are a rare insurance adjuster sub-species of Canada Geese |
1.3133 |
0.04647 |
150 |
111 |
31 |
8 |
607 |
Even more impressive,they have webbed feet. |
1.3133 |
0.04836 |
150 |
113 |
27 |
10 |
608 |
Look. A gaggle of lawyers |
1.3130 |
0.04857 |
131 |
96 |
29 |
6 |
609 |
Fly 4, get 1free! |
1.3129 |
0.04904 |
147 |
111 |
26 |
10 |
610 |
Going South? Nope. Just heading to D.C. to lobby against guns. |
1.3129 |
0.05039 |
163 |
128 |
19 |
16 |
611 |
With all the new security on the border, all migrants now require documents." |
1.3129 |
0.04808 |
163 |
125 |
25 |
13 |
612 |
They must be headed to D.C. to a fight another Trump gaggle order. |
1.3125 |
0.05070 |
144 |
110 |
23 |
11 |
613 |
I guess Ducks Unlimited has gone corporate. |
1.3125 |
0.04707 |
160 |
121 |
28 |
11 |
614 |
You have to admire rich people's creativity in ducking their taxes offshore |
1.3125 |
0.04952 |
160 |
124 |
22 |
14 |
615 |
They must have heard that there was fowl play in the business world. |
1.3125 |
0.04974 |
144 |
109 |
25 |
10 |
616 |
When I was a kid they weren’t nearly so litigious. |
1.3121 |
0.05046 |
141 |
107 |
24 |
10 |
617 |
There go the Audubon attorneys, hoping their meeting with NRA results in life saving concessions. |
1.3121 |
0.04841 |
141 |
105 |
28 |
8 |
618 |
They're flying south to join Trump's legal team in Mar-a-Lago. |
1.3118 |
0.04512 |
170 |
128 |
31 |
11 |
619 |
Trump’s Florida lawyers must need all the help they can get. |
1.3117 |
0.05006 |
154 |
119 |
22 |
13 |
620 |
They used to use carrier pigeons. |
1.3116 |
0.05122 |
138 |
105 |
23 |
10 |
621 |
Now I feel guilty about not taking any work home |
1.3113 |
0.04809 |
151 |
114 |
27 |
10 |
622 |
Geese paralegals trying to look like legal eagles. |
1.3109 |
0.05167 |
119 |
88 |
25 |
6 |
623 |
Which one is supposed to be a silly goose? |
1.3109 |
0.05028 |
119 |
87 |
27 |
5 |
624 |
Apparently there's a lot of new paperwork required to migrate into Mexico. |
1.3108 |
0.04780 |
148 |
111 |
28 |
9 |
625 |
I've heard of ducking subpoenas, but this is ridiculous. |
1.3108 |
0.05150 |
148 |
115 |
20 |
13 |
626 |
They're flying in the "verdict" formation |
1.3108 |
0.04482 |
148 |
108 |
34 |
6 |
627 |
It’s their seasonal mitigation. |
1.3108 |
0.04780 |
148 |
111 |
28 |
9 |
628 |
Looks like they got the OK to work from home. |
1.3107 |
0.04737 |
177 |
138 |
23 |
16 |
629 |
That is a literal carry on flight! |
1.3106 |
0.04580 |
132 |
95 |
33 |
4 |
630 |
I hear they are replacing carrier pigeons |
1.3106 |
0.04944 |
132 |
98 |
27 |
7 |
631 |
Looks like they're flying business class this year. |
1.3103 |
0.05040 |
145 |
111 |
23 |
11 |
632 |
So much for being able to work from home. |
1.3101 |
0.05369 |
129 |
99 |
20 |
10 |
633 |
There go those remote workers. |
1.3097 |
0.04806 |
155 |
118 |
26 |
11 |
634 |
I remember when they didn't allow carry-ons." |
1.3097 |
0.04628 |
155 |
116 |
30 |
9 |
635 |
Making birdfeeding illegal has resulted in a class action. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
636 |
Yes dear they work remote but still have to go into the office one day a month. |
1.3094 |
0.05191 |
139 |
107 |
21 |
11 |
637 |
Whoa. Trump’s legal defense team is really scraping bottom now. |
1.3091 |
0.04834 |
165 |
128 |
23 |
14 |
638 |
Wow, the cartels are getting creative! |
1.3091 |
0.04518 |
165 |
124 |
31 |
10 |
639 |
They only take on big honkin’ cases. |
1.3090 |
0.04075 |
233 |
181 |
32 |
20 |
640 |
Audubon Society’s legal team. |
1.3089 |
0.04778 |
123 |
89 |
30 |
4 |
641 |
Nothing special, I store my work in the cloud too. |
1.3088 |
0.05168 |
136 |
104 |
22 |
10 |
642 |
They may poop on us like the airlines do, but they won't lose our luggage. |
1.3088 |
0.05374 |
136 |
106 |
18 |
12 |
643 |
Typical "Type A" behavior, taking their work with them on vasation. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
644 |
Guess I shouldn’t complain about my 20-mile commute. |
1.3088 |
0.05061 |
136 |
103 |
24 |
9 |
645 |
Looks like Trump finally found a law firm that would work for breadcrumbs. |
1.3088 |
0.05061 |
136 |
103 |
24 |
9 |
646 |
Heavy hitters are flying in. |
1.3083 |
0.05265 |
120 |
90 |
23 |
7 |
647 |
Don't they know about Zoom? |
1.3083 |
0.04795 |
133 |
98 |
29 |
6 |
648 |
Yes it is odd. Those briefcases have been out of style for two decades. |
1.3082 |
0.05010 |
146 |
112 |
23 |
11 |
649 |
Trump found a new means to move confidential documents. |
1.3082 |
0.04914 |
146 |
111 |
25 |
10 |
650 |
Hmph. I didn't know they had lawyers. |
1.3082 |
0.04817 |
146 |
110 |
27 |
9 |
651 |
Everyone is dealing with return to office |
1.3082 |
0.04632 |
159 |
120 |
29 |
10 |
652 |
Must be nice not having to go through TSA restrictions |
1.3077 |
0.04613 |
130 |
94 |
32 |
4 |
653 |
Apparently, the migration of finance jobs from New York to Miami continues. |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
654 |
Looks like they are heading for Florida. Trump is having a hard time finding lawyers to defend him. |
1.3077 |
0.05443 |
130 |
101 |
18 |
11 |
655 |
Ahh yes, the time of year they all fly south to evade their taxes. |
1.3077 |
0.05753 |
117 |
91 |
16 |
10 |
656 |
Must be an executive goose chase. |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
657 |
What the flock is that? |
1.3071 |
0.05535 |
127 |
99 |
17 |
11 |
658 |
They’ll be back for tax season. |
1.3070 |
0.05305 |
114 |
85 |
23 |
6 |
659 |
the airline luggage charge was too high... |
1.3067 |
0.04725 |
150 |
113 |
28 |
9 |
660 |
Now I know what they meant when they said our finances are going south. |
1.3066 |
0.04921 |
137 |
103 |
26 |
8 |
661 |
Apparently they work for Southwest. |
1.3066 |
0.04582 |
137 |
100 |
32 |
5 |
662 |
The cost of delivery is much less than mechanical drones. |
1.3065 |
0.05015 |
124 |
92 |
26 |
6 |
663 |
Birds of a feather file together |
1.3065 |
0.05513 |
124 |
96 |
18 |
10 |
664 |
Another sign of the end of the remote work season |
1.3065 |
0.04882 |
124 |
91 |
28 |
5 |
665 |
They moved north during the pandemic, but they've been called back to the office. |
1.3062 |
0.04521 |
160 |
120 |
31 |
9 |
666 |
I used to think, "At least they're not lawyers." |
1.3061 |
0.05164 |
147 |
115 |
19 |
13 |
667 |
They must be off to find Tippi Hedren with a script and a contract for the remake. |
1.3058 |
0.05850 |
121 |
96 |
13 |
12 |
668 |
They migrate to seek shelter from the cold, and taxes |
1.3057 |
0.04302 |
157 |
115 |
36 |
6 |
669 |
They're vultures with their carrions. |
1.3056 |
0.05241 |
144 |
113 |
18 |
13 |
670 |
Looks like Trump is flying in another new legal team. |
1.3056 |
0.05241 |
144 |
113 |
18 |
13 |
671 |
Apparently, everyone has a carry-on now. |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
672 |
I guess they're competing with the legal eagles. |
1.3050 |
0.04925 |
141 |
107 |
25 |
9 |
673 |
While I don’t know where they are going, it must be important! |
1.3050 |
0.04606 |
141 |
104 |
31 |
6 |
674 |
A reputable law firm!? They're a bunch of fly by night quacks who put everything on their bills" |
1.3047 |
0.04905 |
128 |
95 |
27 |
6 |
675 |
Geez! What next? Looks like law school is for the birds now too… |
1.3046 |
0.04791 |
151 |
115 |
26 |
10 |
676 |
I'll take the lawyers and their legalgese any day over the quacks. |
1.3046 |
0.04882 |
151 |
116 |
24 |
11 |
677 |
This species is known for its brief migrations. |
1.3043 |
0.05205 |
138 |
107 |
20 |
11 |
678 |
I just started backing up my documents to a cloud. |
1.3043 |
0.05408 |
115 |
87 |
21 |
7 |
679 |
I don't think they're going to settle. |
1.3043 |
0.04890 |
138 |
104 |
26 |
8 |
680 |
Looks like Donald's new legal team is headed south to Georgia. |
1.3041 |
0.04699 |
171 |
133 |
24 |
14 |
681 |
Be proud Mary. We’ve home schooled another nest of orphaned geese into a fine gaggle of corporate lawyers. |
1.3041 |
0.04564 |
148 |
110 |
31 |
7 |
682 |
They're defense attorneys for storks who drop the baby. |
1.3040 |
0.05591 |
125 |
98 |
16 |
11 |
683 |
Those offshore tax havens lure more businesses every year. |
1.3037 |
0.04962 |
135 |
102 |
25 |
8 |
684 |
First the wildfires, now the litigation. |
1.3034 |
0.04624 |
145 |
108 |
30 |
7 |
685 |
Apparently One carrion policy applies to all flights |
1.3030 |
0.04802 |
132 |
98 |
28 |
6 |
686 |
What the actual flock? |
1.3028 |
0.04996 |
142 |
109 |
23 |
10 |
687 |
I guess working from home is not an option. |
1.3026 |
0.04671 |
152 |
115 |
28 |
9 |
688 |
The Trump legal team |
1.3023 |
0.05116 |
129 |
98 |
23 |
8 |
689 |
Seems like everyone has baggage these days. |
1.3023 |
0.04873 |
129 |
96 |
27 |
6 |
690 |
Really? I think the weird thing is they're all made of alligator leather. |
1.3022 |
0.05070 |
139 |
107 |
22 |
10 |
691 |
They're not migrating, they're making a run for it. |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
692 |
The FAA required them to file a flight plan. |
1.3008 |
0.04889 |
123 |
91 |
27 |
5 |
693 |
They’re legally protected. |
1.3008 |
0.05024 |
123 |
92 |
25 |
6 |
694 |
It's a gaggle going south to haggle. |
1.3008 |
0.05005 |
133 |
101 |
24 |
8 |
695 |
Trump's new legal team is headed to Georgia. |
1.3007 |
0.05064 |
143 |
111 |
21 |
11 |
696 |
Amazon is testing a new delivery strategy. |
1.3006 |
0.04698 |
163 |
126 |
25 |
12 |
697 |
Well, the work-from-home era is over. |
1.3000 |
0.04706 |
150 |
114 |
27 |
9 |
698 |
I'm surprised - they normally use the cloud. |
1.3000 |
0.05371 |
120 |
92 |
20 |
8 |
699 |
These are just the senior executives...wait until the board flies by. |
1.3000 |
0.05197 |
130 |
100 |
21 |
9 |
700 |
Ah, their annual trek. I’ve always felt a little sad that their appeal for residency landed in the Fifth Circuit. |
1.3000 |
0.05422 |
130 |
102 |
17 |
11 |
701 |
I see the birds have finally hired their own lobbyists |
1.3000 |
0.04723 |
140 |
105 |
28 |
7 |
702 |
Their business is headed south… |
1.3000 |
0.04841 |
130 |
97 |
27 |
6 |
703 |
The’re filing south for the winter |
1.2994 |
0.04536 |
167 |
128 |
28 |
11 |
704 |
Looks like they’re making everybody go back to the office. |
1.2994 |
0.04649 |
157 |
120 |
27 |
10 |
705 |
This cloud storage service is less expensive, but you can only retrieve your data in the summer. |
1.2993 |
0.05218 |
137 |
107 |
19 |
11 |
706 |
Looks like they are migrating their files the old fashioned way. |
1.2993 |
0.05114 |
137 |
106 |
21 |
10 |
707 |
They've migrated to the cloud. |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
708 |
Business class, free Grey Goose! |
1.2992 |
0.04784 |
127 |
94 |
28 |
5 |
709 |
Global warming is starting to get really weird. |
1.2991 |
0.05465 |
117 |
90 |
19 |
8 |
710 |
At least bags fly free. |
1.2989 |
0.04098 |
184 |
138 |
37 |
9 |
711 |
I'd say it'll be a brief flight |
1.2987 |
0.04619 |
154 |
117 |
28 |
9 |
712 |
It’s the newest eco-friendly delivery system. |
1.2987 |
0.04526 |
154 |
116 |
30 |
8 |
713 |
I guess everybody has to pay checked bag fees these days. |
1.2987 |
0.04799 |
154 |
119 |
24 |
11 |
714 |
It is so over, isn't it? |
1.2986 |
0.04836 |
144 |
110 |
25 |
9 |
715 |
They said that they're headed to Mar a Lago |
1.2986 |
0.04935 |
144 |
111 |
23 |
10 |
716 |
You’d think they would store documents in the cloud. |
1.2984 |
0.04989 |
124 |
93 |
25 |
6 |
717 |
They’re always the first to know. Interest rates must be rising. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
718 |
It’s that time of year. Flying south for a Florida voting rights case. |
1.2979 |
0.05302 |
141 |
112 |
16 |
13 |
719 |
Work from home days really are over, aren’t they? |
1.2977 |
0.05048 |
131 |
100 |
23 |
8 |
720 |
Quiet quitting reaching staggering heights |
1.2975 |
0.05068 |
121 |
91 |
24 |
6 |
721 |
I wouldn’t want to be below them on the corporate ladder. |
1.2973 |
0.05115 |
148 |
117 |
18 |
13 |
722 |
I hope that the pay is worth the commute. |
1.2971 |
0.04309 |
175 |
133 |
32 |
10 |
723 |
You can’t blame ‘em. They can work anywhere today. |
1.2969 |
0.04753 |
128 |
95 |
28 |
5 |
724 |
Poor things. They really should stagger the tax and hunting seasons. |
1.2969 |
0.05005 |
128 |
97 |
24 |
7 |
725 |
My heart says 'school of wizardry', but my brain says 'kids with super glue'. |
1.2966 |
0.05556 |
118 |
92 |
17 |
9 |
726 |
I guess they mean business |
1.2963 |
0.04369 |
162 |
122 |
32 |
8 |
727 |
Must be Canadian. Mediators |
1.2961 |
0.04925 |
152 |
119 |
21 |
12 |
728 |
Off to the Bahamas |
1.2961 |
0.04836 |
152 |
118 |
23 |
11 |
729 |
I hope they can file before the statute of limitation runs. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
730 |
His lawyer must have just advised him to put the classified documents in the cloud. |
1.2960 |
0.05083 |
125 |
95 |
23 |
7 |
731 |
I believe that’s called ‘a murder of lawyers.’ |
1.2960 |
0.04823 |
125 |
93 |
27 |
5 |
732 |
I guess working from home really is for the birds. |
1.2960 |
0.05208 |
125 |
96 |
21 |
8 |
733 |
I guess they plan to work from their Florida nests for the winter" |
1.2959 |
0.04489 |
169 |
130 |
28 |
11 |
734 |
Look it’s a flock of legals! |
1.2958 |
0.04875 |
142 |
109 |
24 |
9 |
735 |
They're moving their headquarters further south. |
1.2957 |
0.05380 |
115 |
88 |
20 |
7 |
736 |
I guess it’s just one personal item per passenger everywhere these days. |
1.2957 |
0.05089 |
115 |
86 |
24 |
5 |
737 |
Well .............. it looks like this year will be a working vacation !! |
1.2957 |
0.05657 |
115 |
90 |
16 |
9 |
738 |
Trump's legal fund must be in rough shape. |
1.2955 |
0.05128 |
132 |
102 |
21 |
9 |
739 |
I heard it’s Donald Trump’s new way of hiding documents. |
1.2953 |
0.04994 |
149 |
117 |
20 |
12 |
740 |
They’re flying off-shore. It must be tax season. |
1.2952 |
0.04380 |
166 |
126 |
31 |
9 |
741 |
Trump's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
742 |
Wow,and all of the legal scholars said his defense will never fly! |
1.2951 |
0.05165 |
122 |
93 |
22 |
7 |
743 |
Looks like the annual conference is in Orlando this year. |
1.2950 |
0.04729 |
139 |
105 |
27 |
7 |
744 |
I wish I could work from Cancun for the winter too. |
1.2949 |
0.04567 |
156 |
119 |
28 |
9 |
745 |
I love it when I see new species become upwardly mobile. |
1.2946 |
0.04177 |
129 |
92 |
36 |
1 |
746 |
I guess work in the nest is over too. |
1.2946 |
0.05437 |
129 |
102 |
16 |
11 |
747 |
DuckDash“ the future of ultra fast food delivery |
1.2946 |
0.04971 |
129 |
98 |
24 |
7 |
748 |
Looks like migration now offers business class. |
1.2945 |
0.04972 |
146 |
114 |
21 |
11 |
749 |
Lawyers headed south to Mar-a-Lago |
1.2945 |
0.05159 |
146 |
116 |
17 |
13 |
750 |
I guess every species has its high-fliers |
1.2941 |
0.05113 |
119 |
90 |
23 |
6 |
751 |
Canadian diplomatic geese. They can park and poop anywhere. |
1.2941 |
0.05889 |
119 |
96 |
11 |
12 |
752 |
Must be a lot of business opportunities in Florida. |
1.2941 |
0.04532 |
153 |
116 |
29 |
8 |
753 |
Talk about a commute! |
1.2941 |
0.04626 |
153 |
117 |
27 |
9 |
754 |
They do this when the market turns cold. |
1.2937 |
0.05048 |
126 |
96 |
23 |
7 |
755 |
Don't you just love when the lawyers fly south for the winter? |
1.2937 |
0.05294 |
126 |
98 |
19 |
9 |
756 |
Flying business class redefined. |
1.2937 |
0.04921 |
126 |
95 |
25 |
6 |
757 |
out of office for the season |
1.2932 |
0.04981 |
133 |
102 |
23 |
8 |
758 |
Rent in New York is through the roof,so they prefer the commute. |
1.2932 |
0.04866 |
133 |
101 |
25 |
7 |
759 |
I guess they take their nest eggs with them! |
1.2932 |
0.04747 |
133 |
100 |
27 |
6 |
760 |
Hope you don't mind, I'm sending our luggage on ahead. |
1.2931 |
0.05197 |
116 |
88 |
22 |
6 |
761 |
Can you imagine flying South for a meeting that could have been an email? |
1.2929 |
0.04808 |
140 |
107 |
25 |
8 |
762 |
…five geese commuting, and a partridge in a pear tree. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
763 |
Boy, this work from home thing is really catching on. |
1.2927 |
0.04997 |
123 |
93 |
24 |
6 |
764 |
Pelican Brief my ass! |
1.2925 |
0.06138 |
106 |
85 |
11 |
10 |
765 |
'....it's always the loud ones that get upgraded to business' |
1.2925 |
0.05356 |
106 |
80 |
21 |
5 |
766 |
They're lawyer loons migrating to Florida. |
1.2923 |
0.04816 |
130 |
98 |
26 |
6 |
767 |
They're calling it the "Great Resignation Migration". |
1.2923 |
0.05288 |
130 |
102 |
18 |
10 |
768 |
Apparently keeping a perfect V formation is not enough these days. |
1.2923 |
0.04690 |
130 |
97 |
28 |
5 |
769 |
It's tough not having pockets. |
1.2920 |
0.05286 |
113 |
86 |
21 |
6 |
770 |
Unfortunately,they"ll be back |
1.2920 |
0.05577 |
113 |
88 |
17 |
8 |
771 |
Remember when they migrated to Florida because of climate rather than tax benefits? |
1.2920 |
0.05433 |
113 |
87 |
19 |
7 |
772 |
Looks like a new business formation. |
1.2917 |
0.04936 |
120 |
90 |
25 |
5 |
773 |
And everyone thought it would be the Apes. |
1.2917 |
0.05345 |
120 |
93 |
19 |
8 |
774 |
So that’s how cloud storage works, huh? |
1.2917 |
0.05601 |
120 |
95 |
15 |
10 |
775 |
pelican briefs |
1.2917 |
0.04503 |
144 |
108 |
30 |
6 |
776 |
In autumn, they hate having to go north for a court hearing. |
1.2914 |
0.04753 |
151 |
117 |
24 |
10 |
777 |
The files were larger than 25mb. This is the only way. |
1.2913 |
0.04758 |
127 |
95 |
27 |
5 |
778 |
These checked baggage fees are getting out of control. |
1.2913 |
0.04758 |
127 |
95 |
27 |
5 |
779 |
There go Rudy Guliani’s suitcases of ballots. |
1.2910 |
0.05061 |
134 |
104 |
21 |
9 |
780 |
Snowbirds: Heading south to work remotely for the winter |
1.2910 |
0.04472 |
134 |
99 |
31 |
4 |
781 |
It's just a fly by night investment firm. |
1.2908 |
0.04779 |
141 |
108 |
25 |
8 |
782 |
I hear there's a big demand for lawyers in Florida. |
1.2906 |
0.05300 |
117 |
90 |
20 |
7 |
783 |
It's a new courier service, Geese with valise. |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
784 |
Hermès had a sale. |
1.2906 |
0.05159 |
117 |
89 |
22 |
6 |
785 |
'Migration lawyers' |
1.2905 |
0.04913 |
148 |
116 |
21 |
11 |
786 |
Geese valise. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
787 |
Its FedEx's green option. |
1.2903 |
0.05092 |
124 |
95 |
22 |
7 |
788 |
They’re from the Canadian Office. |
1.2903 |
0.04828 |
124 |
93 |
26 |
5 |
789 |
That's the old school flock. They'd rather migrate downtown than work remotely from the golf course. |
1.2903 |
0.05219 |
124 |
96 |
20 |
8 |
790 |
They're retiring to Florida." |
1.2901 |
0.05024 |
131 |
101 |
22 |
8 |
791 |
Apparently, migration paperwork is much more complicated these days. |
1.2901 |
0.05252 |
131 |
103 |
18 |
10 |
792 |
They're a cross between mallards and lawyers; they call them dullards. |
1.2899 |
0.04846 |
138 |
106 |
24 |
8 |
793 |
They're required to be in the pond three days a week. |
1.2897 |
0.04685 |
145 |
111 |
26 |
8 |
794 |
Take a gander at that. |
1.2895 |
0.04941 |
114 |
85 |
25 |
4 |
795 |
Yeah: the winter migration to the off-shore banks... |
1.2895 |
0.05392 |
114 |
88 |
19 |
7 |
796 |
And amazingly enough, they'll be back in the spring, just in time for the release of the first quarter earnings report. |
1.2895 |
0.05096 |
114 |
86 |
23 |
5 |
797 |
You really think this was easier than just shredding them like I suggested? |
1.2895 |
0.04817 |
152 |
119 |
22 |
11 |
798 |
They’re flying information. |
1.2893 |
0.05682 |
121 |
97 |
13 |
11 |
799 |
It sucks to bring work on vacation. |
1.2893 |
0.05040 |
121 |
92 |
23 |
6 |
800 |
It’s only a matter of time before they are advertising: ‘Been in a shooting accident - call 1-800-duck rep.’ |
1.2893 |
0.05306 |
121 |
94 |
19 |
8 |
801 |
I don't mind that they took our jobs, but I wish I still had healthcare. |
1.2891 |
0.05337 |
128 |
101 |
17 |
10 |
802 |
More lost baggage being delivered by the cheapest means again. I wonder how many weeks it takes on their route. |
1.2889 |
0.04687 |
135 |
102 |
27 |
6 |
803 |
Wow…I guess everyone brings documents when they fly south. |
1.2887 |
0.04749 |
142 |
109 |
25 |
8 |
804 |
It's time for their yearly litigation. |
1.2887 |
0.05153 |
142 |
113 |
17 |
12 |
805 |
Better them than those bird brains in Congress. |
1.2887 |
0.04955 |
142 |
111 |
21 |
10 |
806 |
They’re finally going somewhere else to do their business. |
1.2885 |
0.06061 |
104 |
83 |
12 |
9 |
807 |
Ok, I'll stop complaining about my commute. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
808 |
Must be legal eagles. |
1.2883 |
0.05181 |
111 |
84 |
22 |
5 |
809 |
Would you look at that, it appears as though they’re flying south for the recession |
1.2881 |
0.05396 |
118 |
92 |
18 |
8 |
810 |
Damn, I needed those. |
1.2881 |
0.04677 |
118 |
87 |
28 |
3 |
811 |
Lawyers flying south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2880 |
0.05306 |
125 |
98 |
18 |
9 |
812 |
Y'all stopped flying Spirit, too? |
1.2880 |
0.05183 |
125 |
97 |
20 |
8 |
813 |
What happens in Canada stays in Canada. |
1.2878 |
0.05028 |
139 |
109 |
20 |
10 |
814 |
The truth is I actually miss the commute. |
1.2874 |
0.05874 |
87 |
66 |
17 |
4 |
815 |
Looks like Gander, Honk, and Waddle have some new junior associates. |
1.2870 |
0.05491 |
115 |
90 |
17 |
8 |
816 |
They didn't want to pay the checked bag fee. |
1.2869 |
0.05395 |
122 |
96 |
17 |
9 |
817 |
Must be 5pm, all the geese are headed back Long island |
1.2869 |
0.05137 |
122 |
94 |
21 |
7 |
818 |
There's no escaping the vulture capitalists. |
1.2869 |
0.05267 |
122 |
95 |
19 |
8 |
819 |
Looks like they are headed south for tax season. |
1.2868 |
0.04694 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
820 |
Bostonian Geese. |
1.2868 |
0.04885 |
136 |
105 |
23 |
8 |
821 |
Guess the reports of jobs heading south are true... |
1.2857 |
0.04630 |
147 |
113 |
26 |
8 |
822 |
My guess is they're empty. They're just messing with us. |
1.2857 |
0.05591 |
112 |
88 |
16 |
8 |
823 |
I see DHS is finally addressing the "Crisis at the Northern Border." |
1.2857 |
0.04957 |
133 |
103 |
22 |
8 |
824 |
It's a curse when you have to work from home year-round. |
1.2857 |
0.04630 |
147 |
113 |
26 |
8 |
825 |
I don't think pretending to be lawyers is going to reduce their chances of being shot at |
1.2857 |
0.05146 |
126 |
98 |
20 |
8 |
826 |
Canada could use a few less lawyers! |
1.2857 |
0.05222 |
119 |
92 |
20 |
7 |
827 |
“They have a case in the Southern District.” |
1.2857 |
0.04841 |
133 |
102 |
24 |
7 |
828 |
It makes sense. After all taxes are cheaper in Florida. |
1.2857 |
0.04722 |
133 |
101 |
26 |
6 |
829 |
Looks like it really is return to office. |
1.2847 |
0.04258 |
144 |
107 |
33 |
4 |
830 |
They say Canadians are heading back to the office in greater numbers. |
1.2847 |
0.04963 |
137 |
107 |
21 |
9 |
831 |
New batch of Trump lawyers headed south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2847 |
0.04854 |
137 |
106 |
23 |
8 |
832 |
I see the lawyerbirds had brief cases this fall |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
833 |
Seem to be taking their case to a higher court. |
1.2846 |
0.05230 |
123 |
96 |
19 |
8 |
834 |
Well, it had to happen. The Canadian Geese are fleeing the U.S. |
1.2846 |
0.05356 |
123 |
97 |
17 |
9 |
835 |
Well that's one way to circumvent bridge toll hikes. |
1.2846 |
0.05101 |
123 |
95 |
21 |
7 |
836 |
Ah, the Supreme Court's latest gaggle of ethics counsels. |
1.2846 |
0.05230 |
123 |
96 |
19 |
8 |
837 |
Back to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
838 |
No more tele-migrations. They got called back into the office. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
839 |
Messenger pigeons were so last season |
1.2845 |
0.04868 |
116 |
87 |
25 |
4 |
840 |
They're handling illegal migration |
1.2837 |
0.04965 |
141 |
111 |
20 |
10 |
841 |
This time it seems to be more political than biological. |
1.2837 |
0.04861 |
141 |
110 |
22 |
9 |
842 |
What’s the collective noun for them again? |
1.2836 |
0.05037 |
134 |
105 |
20 |
9 |
843 |
So his new lawyers will work for crumbs. |
1.2835 |
0.05350 |
127 |
101 |
16 |
10 |
844 |
‘Guess work-from-home arrangements didn’t pan out’ |
1.2835 |
0.04596 |
127 |
95 |
28 |
4 |
845 |
Am I hallucinating, or do those flying briefcases have geese on top? |
1.2833 |
0.05317 |
120 |
94 |
18 |
8 |
846 |
Must be a commuter flight. |
1.2833 |
0.05183 |
120 |
93 |
20 |
7 |
847 |
Now Fox News will say that even migrant birds are stealing good American jobs. |
1.2833 |
0.04761 |
120 |
90 |
26 |
4 |
848 |
Trump's attempts to hide classified materials has taken an interesting turn. |
1.2832 |
0.05254 |
113 |
87 |
20 |
6 |
849 |
I think corporate America has really gone too far |
1.2832 |
0.05547 |
113 |
89 |
16 |
8 |
850 |
‘I thought we were supposed to avoid air travel during the holidays.’ |
1.2830 |
0.05149 |
106 |
80 |
22 |
4 |
851 |
I miss when birds just delivered babies |
1.2830 |
0.05648 |
106 |
83 |
16 |
7 |
852 |
Well it is November. That’s when I usually threaten to leave for Canada. |
1.2826 |
0.04598 |
138 |
105 |
27 |
6 |
853 |
Everyone seems to be flying business these days. |
1.2826 |
0.04823 |
138 |
107 |
23 |
8 |
854 |
They're negotiating the right to fly west rather than south. |
1.2824 |
0.04758 |
131 |
100 |
25 |
6 |
855 |
Their lawyers are heading south earlier than usual. |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
856 |
Tricking hunters disguised as lawyers probably isn't the best approach. |
1.2823 |
0.05439 |
124 |
99 |
15 |
10 |
857 |
So, we’re not the only ones who have to deal with carry on luggage. |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
858 |
Yes honey, I know I said having to go back to the office is for the birds, but I didn’t mean it quite so literally. |
1.2823 |
0.05065 |
124 |
96 |
21 |
7 |
859 |
Wow, they let those guys keep their carry-ons. |
1.2823 |
0.05317 |
124 |
98 |
17 |
9 |
860 |
Could've been an email. |
1.2823 |
0.04799 |
124 |
94 |
25 |
5 |
861 |
I’m guessing law firm. |
1.2821 |
0.04982 |
117 |
89 |
23 |
5 |
862 |
They’re flying business |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
863 |
See, Linda, I'm not the only one who has baggage. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
864 |
I guess they didn't want to pay the luggage fee. |
1.2819 |
0.04475 |
149 |
114 |
28 |
7 |
865 |
Briefcases are so yesterday. |
1.2818 |
0.05187 |
110 |
84 |
21 |
5 |
866 |
Sure, they work for breadcrumbs. But, they're the worst lawyers I've ever had. |
1.2818 |
0.05500 |
110 |
86 |
17 |
7 |
867 |
. “There goes Trump’s new legal team heading to Georgia for the winter!” |
1.2817 |
0.05132 |
142 |
114 |
16 |
12 |
868 |
Those are Trump's lawyers fleeing. |
1.2815 |
0.05114 |
135 |
107 |
18 |
10 |
869 |
The great thing about not wearing clothes is that you can really travel light. |
1.2815 |
0.05004 |
135 |
106 |
20 |
9 |
870 |
I still think they look silly. |
1.2812 |
0.04428 |
128 |
95 |
30 |
3 |
871 |
Wish I could go to Canada too. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
872 |
...and a group of Great White Collar geese is actually known as "A Firm." |
1.2812 |
0.04827 |
128 |
98 |
24 |
6 |
873 |
Climate change, am I right? |
1.2812 |
0.04565 |
128 |
96 |
28 |
4 |
874 |
Trump's legal team heading back to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2810 |
0.04727 |
121 |
91 |
26 |
4 |
875 |
Either taxes or the missing votes… |
1.2810 |
0.05278 |
121 |
95 |
18 |
8 |
876 |
Trump IS having a hard time finding lawyers. |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
877 |
I guess the carrier pigeons are still on strike |
1.2807 |
0.05214 |
114 |
88 |
20 |
6 |
878 |
They work from home during the winters. |
1.2806 |
0.04793 |
139 |
108 |
23 |
8 |
879 |
You know, I have a webbed toe and I can’t even pick up my underwear. |
1.2804 |
0.05908 |
107 |
86 |
12 |
9 |
880 |
It just feels good knowing our files are safe on the cloud. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
881 |
I think they won't be returning next summer. |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
882 |
Those must be im-migration lawyers. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
883 |
They’re off to sue Sullenberger. |
1.2803 |
0.04847 |
132 |
102 |
23 |
7 |
884 |
They are heading to help in Mar-a-Lago! |
1.2803 |
0.04726 |
132 |
101 |
25 |
6 |
885 |
Looks like the Canadian Security Intelligence Service has found a way to fly under the radar. |
1.2803 |
0.04965 |
132 |
103 |
21 |
8 |
886 |
Apparently their business is going south... |
1.2800 |
0.05279 |
125 |
99 |
17 |
9 |
887 |
You would thing they'd go paperless. |
1.2800 |
0.04899 |
125 |
96 |
23 |
6 |
888 |
It appears return-to-office mandates are picking up steam. |
1.2800 |
0.05333 |
100 |
76 |
20 |
4 |
889 |
The flock market is looking good this quarter |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
890 |
I should have included remote work in my contract, too. |
1.2800 |
0.05156 |
125 |
98 |
19 |
8 |
891 |
Do you think they’re flying business class? |
1.2800 |
0.05029 |
125 |
97 |
21 |
7 |
892 |
They are so much harder to train than the pigeons but you gotta give them props for good attitude. |
1.2797 |
0.05231 |
118 |
92 |
19 |
7 |
893 |
They're flying south for Trump indictment season. |
1.2794 |
0.05080 |
136 |
108 |
18 |
10 |
894 |
Have you ever considered migrating to the cloud? |
1.2794 |
0.05080 |
136 |
108 |
18 |
10 |
895 |
Silly geese. They always take their work with them. |
1.2793 |
0.05604 |
111 |
88 |
15 |
8 |
896 |
Actually honey, I believe that's a gaggle of valise. |
1.2793 |
0.05456 |
111 |
87 |
17 |
7 |
897 |
I guess working at home alone doesn’t have much appeal for empty nesters. |
1.2793 |
0.05303 |
111 |
86 |
19 |
6 |
898 |
I read about this! They're from the law firm of Duck, Duck, Goose, and they're heading to DC to sue the NRA. |
1.2793 |
0.05748 |
111 |
89 |
13 |
9 |
899 |
Sarah I think the edibles have kicked in |
1.2793 |
0.05604 |
111 |
88 |
15 |
8 |
900 |
I guess the former President is getting himself a new set of attorneys. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
901 |
Moving their money offshore ? |
1.2791 |
0.04666 |
129 |
98 |
26 |
5 |
902 |
It's the legal team from Mallard, Wood, Teal & Merganser. |
1.2791 |
0.05041 |
129 |
101 |
20 |
8 |
903 |
Wow! I haven't seen that many briefcases in a long time! |
1.2787 |
0.05239 |
122 |
96 |
18 |
8 |
904 |
It doesn't really feel like autumn to me until the geese head south for the annual marketing conference. |
1.2787 |
0.05492 |
122 |
98 |
14 |
10 |
905 |
It looks like the newest Trump lawyers are on their way to Mar-a-lago. |
1.2786 |
0.04974 |
140 |
111 |
19 |
10 |
906 |
You could say they're like carrier pigeons but with MBAs |
1.2783 |
0.04711 |
115 |
86 |
26 |
3 |
907 |
Honk if you find work! |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
908 |
Well, the work-from-home season is over. |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
909 |
Wow, they’re flying business class for the winter! |
1.2783 |
0.05024 |
115 |
88 |
22 |
5 |
910 |
Looks like the Canadian Airforce is off to another business meeting, eh? |
1.2778 |
0.04669 |
144 |
112 |
24 |
8 |
911 |
That used to be me. |
1.2778 |
0.04456 |
126 |
94 |
29 |
3 |
912 |
They have a good case, but I still think they'll get blown away before it goes to trial. |
1.2778 |
0.05398 |
108 |
84 |
18 |
6 |
913 |
They misunderstood "put your files on the cloud." |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
914 |
I enjoy watching them litigate south for the winter. |
1.2778 |
0.04865 |
126 |
97 |
23 |
6 |
915 |
Very professional approach to migration. |
1.2778 |
0.05119 |
126 |
99 |
19 |
8 |
916 |
There was a big sale at Gucci. |
1.2774 |
0.04345 |
155 |
119 |
29 |
7 |
917 |
Those are “Lawyer Geese”. They’ll shit on you from any height. |
1.2773 |
0.05588 |
119 |
96 |
13 |
10 |
918 |
I bet the one with Apple maps loses |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
919 |
Just when you think you’ve got your ducks in a row! |
1.2773 |
0.05192 |
119 |
93 |
19 |
7 |
920 |
Not in my wildest dreams did I think
I would ever see the elusive Canadian Satchel Goose. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
921 |
Flock brokers ? |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
922 |
I guess remote working didn't work out so good for them... |
1.2769 |
0.04635 |
130 |
99 |
26 |
5 |
923 |
They fly south for the tax benefits. |
1.2768 |
0.04947 |
112 |
85 |
23 |
4 |
924 |
It’s better than fighting for the overhead bins. |
1.2768 |
0.04781 |
112 |
84 |
25 |
3 |
925 |
There they go again-more subpoenas. |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
926 |
The Postal service has temporary shortage of pigeons. |
1.2768 |
0.05107 |
112 |
86 |
21 |
5 |
927 |
Business class. |
1.2764 |
0.05452 |
123 |
99 |
14 |
10 |
928 |
Work trips are tax-deductible. |
1.2764 |
0.04516 |
123 |
92 |
28 |
3 |
929 |
It must be nice to winter in the Cayman Islands. |
1.2764 |
0.05072 |
123 |
96 |
20 |
7 |
930 |
Looks like Trump found new lawyers. |
1.2764 |
0.05573 |
123 |
100 |
12 |
11 |
931 |
Snowbird accountants. |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
932 |
South to Mar-a-Lago, apparently. He pays them in corn. |
1.2762 |
0.05152 |
105 |
80 |
21 |
4 |
933 |
Apparently the geese will work remotely this year. |
1.2762 |
0.04784 |
105 |
78 |
25 |
2 |
934 |
I think they're migrating South for the tax breaks. |
1.2761 |
0.05013 |
134 |
106 |
19 |
9 |
935 |
They put carrier pigeons out of business. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
936 |
Off to Mar-a-Lago for court season.” |
1.2759 |
0.04987 |
116 |
89 |
22 |
5 |
937 |
They are from the law firm of Duck, Duck & Go. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
938 |
Birds of a feather commute together. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
939 |
: They’re working remotely. |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
940 |
There go the snowbird lawyers. |
1.2752 |
0.04855 |
109 |
82 |
24 |
3 |
941 |
The work from home craze is officially over. |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
942 |
Apparently climate change is not hurting them financially." |
1.2750 |
0.04728 |
120 |
91 |
25 |
4 |
943 |
I guess those birds mean business... |
1.2750 |
0.04874 |
120 |
92 |
23 |
5 |
944 |
Looks like the regular pigeons are on strike. |
1.2748 |
0.04853 |
131 |
102 |
22 |
7 |
945 |
'Wow, I guess everyone really does have to return to the office.' |
1.2748 |
0.05089 |
131 |
104 |
18 |
9 |
946 |
Hand me the shotgun. |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
947 |
Are they geese or ganders? |
1.2747 |
0.05861 |
91 |
71 |
15 |
5 |
948 |
The honking? It’s rush hour! |
1.2745 |
0.05601 |
102 |
80 |
16 |
6 |
949 |
They don't need subpoenas. They just threaten to poop on your lawn. |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
950 |
Did you remember to close the roof on the convertible? |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
951 |
They must be on their way to Mar A Lago |
1.2743 |
0.05221 |
113 |
88 |
19 |
6 |
952 |
It's a little less reliable, but cheaper than paying the carry-on fee. |
1.2743 |
0.04399 |
113 |
83 |
29 |
1 |
953 |
The birdbrain drain continues. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
954 |
Looks like another duck slipped and fell on the ice |
1.2743 |
0.05515 |
113 |
90 |
15 |
8 |
955 |
Poor guys... I had to tell them the email got here first |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
956 |
If Trump thought he last legal team were a bunch of quacks, wait until he sees this bunch. |
1.2742 |
0.05164 |
124 |
98 |
18 |
8 |
957 |
Look! They're flying business class. |
1.2742 |
0.05290 |
124 |
99 |
16 |
9 |
958 |
Amazing how they know when it’s time for the corporate retreat. |
1.2742 |
0.05036 |
124 |
97 |
20 |
7 |
959 |
I guess remote working is over, back to the daily commute. |
1.2742 |
0.04904 |
124 |
96 |
22 |
6 |
960 |
I heard it's getting harder to cross the Canadian border. You’ve got to file naturalization papers first. |
1.2741 |
0.04390 |
135 |
102 |
29 |
4 |
961 |
Flying business class I guess |
1.2741 |
0.04635 |
135 |
104 |
25 |
6 |
962 |
Huh. Seasonal workers. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
963 |
Looks like they're also going to work from home. |
1.2741 |
0.04753 |
135 |
105 |
23 |
7 |
964 |
I never cease to be amazed by the miracle of nature. |
1.2741 |
0.04514 |
135 |
103 |
27 |
5 |
965 |
If we can work around migration, this is the green shipping alternative our company has been looking for. |
1.2741 |
0.04867 |
135 |
106 |
21 |
8 |
966 |
I remember when this took my mind off work. |
1.2738 |
0.06189 |
84 |
66 |
13 |
5 |
967 |
They heard that there's some guy in Florida who needs better lawyers. |
1.2737 |
0.05687 |
95 |
74 |
16 |
5 |
968 |
No matter how they try, I can always spot the auditors |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
969 |
Which one do you think has
Hunter’s laptop? |
1.2736 |
0.05771 |
106 |
85 |
13 |
8 |
970 |
If you’ll notice, my goose is the leader. |
1.2736 |
0.05283 |
106 |
82 |
19 |
5 |
971 |
Life sure was simpler before they were in law school. |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
972 |
No, they aren’t legal eagles they are geese with briefs. |
1.2735 |
0.05513 |
117 |
94 |
14 |
9 |
973 |
They're not licensed to practice law until they get to Canada. |
1.2735 |
0.05378 |
117 |
93 |
16 |
8 |
974 |
Off for the annual lobby. |
1.2735 |
0.04798 |
117 |
89 |
24 |
4 |
975 |
Dear, when was the last time WE got to fly business class? |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
976 |
When all the lawyers leave, it’s time to pack it in! |
1.2734 |
0.05048 |
128 |
101 |
19 |
8 |
977 |
Looks like they'll be working remotely this winter. |
1.2734 |
0.04925 |
128 |
100 |
21 |
7 |
978 |
Looks like remote working is over ... |
1.2734 |
0.04768 |
139 |
109 |
22 |
8 |
979 |
Must be going to America. |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
980 |
The pigeons must be on strike. |
1.2727 |
0.04839 |
121 |
93 |
23 |
5 |
981 |
It looks like the Canadians mean business this time. |
1.2727 |
0.04497 |
165 |
131 |
23 |
11 |
982 |
I used to think it was the weather. Now I think it’s the tax rates. |
1.2727 |
0.05116 |
121 |
95 |
19 |
7 |
983 |
'Survival of the richest' |
1.2720 |
0.05000 |
125 |
98 |
20 |
7 |
984 |
I wonder if they have a navigation system in their cases or if they just wing it! |
1.2720 |
0.05252 |
125 |
100 |
16 |
9 |
985 |
working remotely is for the birds |
1.2720 |
0.04869 |
125 |
97 |
22 |
6 |
986 |
Hmmm . . . do you suppose they know something we don't |
1.2719 |
0.04871 |
114 |
87 |
23 |
4 |
987 |
They’re less likely to get audited in a group |
1.2718 |
0.05012 |
103 |
78 |
22 |
3 |
988 |
I guess this is what the airlines do when the overhead bins are full! |
1.2716 |
0.06089 |
81 |
63 |
14 |
4 |
989 |
Fly responsibly. |
1.2714 |
0.04628 |
140 |
109 |
24 |
7 |
990 |
Don't let the feathers fool you; sharks to the bone. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
991 |
The second one from the left looks like the goose who stole my purse. |
1.2713 |
0.05133 |
129 |
103 |
17 |
9 |
992 |
It's a new batch of lawyers flying south to Florida. |
1.2712 |
0.04609 |
118 |
89 |
26 |
3 |
993 |
I guess they're flying south business class. |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
994 |
I guess business is going south. |
1.2712 |
0.04609 |
118 |
89 |
26 |
3 |
995 |
Look, it’s the new Birdkin bag |
1.2712 |
0.05199 |
118 |
93 |
18 |
7 |
996 |
Amazing how attorneys just flock to fowl play. |
1.2710 |
0.05069 |
107 |
82 |
21 |
4 |
997 |
We need to prepare our portfolio for a sharp downturn followed by a V-shaped recovery. |
1.2710 |
0.05874 |
107 |
87 |
11 |
9 |
998 |
It's a shame. They just can't leave work behind when they depart for the winter. |
1.2705 |
0.04804 |
122 |
94 |
23 |
5 |
999 |
They're Lawyer Geese, for when you Flock Up. |
1.2705 |
0.05339 |
122 |
98 |
15 |
9 |
1000 |
It's a Louis V formation. |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1001 |
Looks like their heading south to cook the books! |
1.2703 |
0.04948 |
111 |
85 |
22 |
4 |
1002 |
Who knew that 'migrate' and 'commute' were synonyms |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1003 |
Sadly, they now need papers to enter Florida. |
1.2703 |
0.05269 |
111 |
87 |
18 |
6 |
1004 |
Their corporate structure is naturally a Vee. |
1.2701 |
0.04804 |
137 |
108 |
21 |
8 |
1005 |
Messenger bags? No, that’s pigeons you’re thinking of. |
1.2700 |
0.05096 |
100 |
76 |
21 |
3 |
1006 |
And now the Canadians are taking our jobs. |
1.2700 |
0.05835 |
100 |
80 |
13 |
7 |
1007 |
#CormorantCommute |
1.2700 |
0.05096 |
100 |
76 |
21 |
3 |
1008 |
Ahh.. Migration lawyers. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful? |
1.2700 |
0.06006 |
100 |
81 |
11 |
8 |
1009 |
More jobs moving south. |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
1010 |
They'll be back at 5:00. |
1.2689 |
0.04417 |
119 |
89 |
28 |
2 |
1011 |
Amazon new organic drone ain’t bad after all. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
1012 |
They are flying South to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
1013 |
It's a comfort to know that with nature it is business as usual. |
1.2685 |
0.05028 |
108 |
83 |
21 |
4 |
1014 |
That must be a business class section flight. |
1.2685 |
0.05361 |
108 |
85 |
17 |
6 |
1015 |
I kinda hope it means they're not coming back. |
1.2683 |
0.04770 |
123 |
95 |
23 |
5 |
1016 |
They remind me summer is brief. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
1017 |
It seems they have chosen litigation over migration. |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1018 |
I see the Legal Eagles have diversified. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1019 |
Its deductible if it's work related |
1.2680 |
0.05584 |
97 |
76 |
16 |
5 |
1020 |
Seasons change. Paperwork is forever. |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
1021 |
It means we'll see a spate of new environmental lawsuits in the spring. |
1.2679 |
0.04743 |
112 |
85 |
24 |
3 |
1022 |
Remember when nobody flew with a laptop? |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
1023 |
Let's hope this new lawsuit isn't just another wild goose chase. |
1.2679 |
0.05670 |
112 |
91 |
12 |
9 |
1024 |
As usual the overhead bins were full |
1.2679 |
0.05526 |
112 |
90 |
14 |
8 |
1025 |
Do you think they heard us when we said taking work on vacation was for the birds? |
1.2679 |
0.05071 |
112 |
87 |
20 |
5 |
1026 |
So glad we didn't fly business class. |
1.2677 |
0.05055 |
127 |
101 |
18 |
8 |
1027 |
We're seeing this in the city too, a migration back to the office. |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
1028 |
My company’s been migrating back to in-person work, too. |
1.2673 |
0.05052 |
101 |
77 |
21 |
3 |
1029 |
Yes. They're traveling south. But I doubt it's for pleasure. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1030 |
Well, at least they didn't shit on us. |
1.2672 |
0.04798 |
116 |
89 |
23 |
4 |
1031 |
They're okay, but you should have seen the legal eagles fly south! |
1.2672 |
0.04445 |
131 |
100 |
27 |
4 |
1032 |
Climate change has the geese packing a bit heavier this year... |
1.2667 |
0.04984 |
120 |
94 |
20 |
6 |
1033 |
They're not leaving for the winter. They're just taking a brief vacation. |
1.2667 |
0.05257 |
120 |
96 |
16 |
8 |
1034 |
Still another case of bird flu. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1035 |
It's gonna be a really long winter. |
1.2667 |
0.04929 |
105 |
80 |
22 |
3 |
1036 |
Is that my lost bag from our summer trip |
1.2667 |
0.04694 |
120 |
92 |
24 |
4 |
1037 |
Air Mail to Canada. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
120 |
93 |
22 |
5 |
1038 |
Looks like Trump is adding to his defense team in Georgia. |
1.2662 |
0.05062 |
139 |
113 |
15 |
11 |
1039 |
Book now through December 31st and your first bag flies free! |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
1040 |
They can work remotely. |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
1041 |
Probably immigration paperwork. |
1.2661 |
0.04596 |
124 |
95 |
25 |
4 |
1042 |
Glad to see that the geese are flying Coach this year |
1.2661 |
0.04737 |
124 |
96 |
23 |
5 |
1043 |
Looks like they won the lawsuit on animal cruelty |
1.2661 |
0.05628 |
109 |
88 |
13 |
8 |
1044 |
They came north to file that injunction on the fall hunting season. |
1.2661 |
0.05155 |
109 |
85 |
19 |
5 |
1045 |
It looks like the evidence is flying south. |
1.2660 |
0.05892 |
94 |
75 |
13 |
6 |
1046 |
It's beautiful the way they just carry on. |
1.2652 |
0.04793 |
132 |
104 |
21 |
7 |
1047 |
They can no longer work from the nest. |
1.2652 |
0.04283 |
132 |
100 |
29 |
3 |
1048 |
Look, Canada geese are flying to Mexico with our tax dollars. |
1.2650 |
0.05482 |
117 |
95 |
13 |
9 |
1049 |
Trump's lawyers going south to take a plea. |
1.2650 |
0.04915 |
117 |
91 |
21 |
5 |
1050 |
And they all went to the same law school? |
1.2650 |
0.04763 |
117 |
90 |
23 |
4 |
1051 |
Must be their carrion baggage. |
1.2650 |
0.05206 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
1052 |
Looks like Trump's legal team is headed to Georgia. |
1.2647 |
0.04812 |
102 |
77 |
23 |
2 |
1053 |
Gee Alice, they really need to let that baggage go. |
1.2647 |
0.04922 |
136 |
109 |
18 |
9 |
1054 |
They’ve decided to work from home for the winter. |
1.2647 |
0.04810 |
136 |
108 |
20 |
8 |
1055 |
Well, they're not legal eagles... |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
1056 |
I guess the meeting went south. |
1.2645 |
0.04660 |
121 |
93 |
24 |
4 |
1057 |
Just can't duck taxes. |
1.2642 |
0.05576 |
106 |
85 |
14 |
7 |
1058 |
They're handling the pelican briefs. |
1.2642 |
0.05244 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
1059 |
Looks like the fight for the foie gras ban is heading south for the winter. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
1060 |
I knew we would say goodbye to our jobs soon, damn A.I. |
1.2642 |
0.05412 |
106 |
84 |
16 |
6 |
1061 |
So that’s where all the lost luggage goes. |
1.2637 |
0.05376 |
91 |
70 |
18 |
3 |
1062 |
Amazon is definitely committed to fighting unionization. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1063 |
No one checks baggage these days. |
1.2636 |
0.05274 |
110 |
87 |
17 |
6 |
1064 |
What would David Attenborough say? |
1.2636 |
0.04776 |
110 |
84 |
23 |
3 |
1065 |
My blue bird of happiness is in fact a duck of dissatisfaction. |
1.2636 |
0.05430 |
110 |
88 |
15 |
7 |
1066 |
Looks like everyone has to go back to the office! |
1.2636 |
0.04736 |
129 |
101 |
22 |
6 |
1067 |
Old school offshore banking. |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
1068 |
Some birds migrate, some birds litigate. |
1.2632 |
0.05641 |
95 |
75 |
15 |
5 |
1069 |
I see the work from home program has ended |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
1070 |
Now that all his U.S. lawyers have quit, he wanted a gaggle of lawyers from Canada to fly south to Mar a Lago". |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1071 |
This is Xi Jinping's NEW way of stealing US secrets. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1072 |
You know a group of them is called a baggle. |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
1073 |
Personally,I think they’re carrying work-at-home too far. |
1.2632 |
0.04834 |
114 |
88 |
22 |
4 |
1074 |
Looks like they’re flying Southwest this year. |
1.2632 |
0.05294 |
114 |
91 |
16 |
7 |
1075 |
Flock of Legals! |
1.2632 |
0.04515 |
133 |
103 |
25 |
5 |
1076 |
Nothing ruins a nature moment like commuters honking. |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1077 |
Not sure how they're going to balance those portfolios mid-air. |
1.2627 |
0.05167 |
118 |
94 |
17 |
7 |
1078 |
They're flying business class to the south this winter. |
1.2626 |
0.05094 |
99 |
76 |
20 |
3 |
1079 |
I see Trump has hired a new flock of lawyers. |
1.2626 |
0.05292 |
99 |
77 |
18 |
4 |
1080 |
They used to fly south for the winter; now they just commute instead. |
1.2623 |
0.04627 |
122 |
94 |
24 |
4 |
1081 |
If I had known this was the service, I’m not sure I would’ve checked my bag. |
1.2623 |
0.04911 |
122 |
96 |
20 |
6 |
1082 |
Maybe it's Trump's new legal team? |
1.2623 |
0.05180 |
122 |
98 |
16 |
8 |
1083 |
do you think those are the nuclear launch codes that went missing a couple of weeks back? |
1.2623 |
0.05309 |
122 |
99 |
14 |
9 |
1084 |
They may be flying south for the winter, but they’ll be working remote. |
1.2623 |
0.04771 |
122 |
95 |
22 |
5 |
1085 |
I heard they found the documents in those briefcases in the basement at Mar-A-Lago. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1086 |
The second one from the back sold me life insurance. |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
1087 |
During mating season they have a lot of brief encounters. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
1088 |
To Fulton County, probably. It looks like he’s run out of legal eagles willing to take the case.”
—John Putz
Traverse City, Michiga |
1.2619 |
0.04935 |
126 |
100 |
19 |
7 |
1089 |
Swan Lake really isn’t what it used to be. |
1.2619 |
0.05062 |
126 |
101 |
17 |
8 |
1090 |
Looks like they're going on a brief flight. |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1091 |
I don’t know why they keep calling them, ‘Legal Eagles’? |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
1092 |
I remember when people went south for vacation. |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1093 |
I know they’re Boomers because they don’t have backpacks. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
1094 |
Gaggle conference in Boca Raton. |
1.2617 |
0.05529 |
107 |
86 |
14 |
7 |
1095 |
They are the only lawyers still represent the Trump family. |
1.2617 |
0.05686 |
107 |
87 |
12 |
8 |
1096 |
Looks like another law firm is heading south for the winter. |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
1097 |
Gee, we are lucky to still be working from home. |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
1098 |
They're flying to Florida. You know who is out of attorneys. |
1.2615 |
0.04307 |
130 |
99 |
28 |
3 |
1099 |
Not sure. Maybe the tax structure? |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1100 |
Must be migrating to Southern Corporate Headquarters |
1.2615 |
0.04704 |
130 |
102 |
22 |
6 |
1101 |
It's their new business class. |
1.2615 |
0.04307 |
130 |
99 |
28 |
3 |
1102 |
Hey look, it’s Donald Trump’s legal team |
1.2615 |
0.04951 |
130 |
104 |
18 |
8 |
1103 |
Looks like the Canadian economy is heading south. |
1.2613 |
0.05386 |
111 |
89 |
15 |
7 |
1104 |
They're allowed one carrion per flight. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1105 |
They fly south before each quarterly earnings report. |
1.2613 |
0.05073 |
111 |
87 |
19 |
5 |
1106 |
So that's Business Class. |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
1107 |
The oldest flock still hasn't switched to backpacks. |
1.2609 |
0.05325 |
92 |
71 |
18 |
3 |
1108 |
They just raised $14M in seed funding. |
1.2609 |
0.05106 |
115 |
91 |
18 |
6 |
1109 |
This year it’s a working vacation. |
1.2609 |
0.04954 |
115 |
90 |
20 |
5 |
1110 |
Duck bills. |
1.2605 |
0.04842 |
119 |
93 |
21 |
5 |
1111 |
They just got laid off from X. |
1.2605 |
0.04987 |
119 |
94 |
19 |
6 |
1112 |
They're allowed one carry-on. |
1.2605 |
0.05265 |
119 |
96 |
15 |
8 |
1113 |
Everybody with a portfolio flies south for the winter. |
1.2605 |
0.05128 |
119 |
95 |
17 |
7 |
1114 |
Looks like Donald's changed law firms again. |
1.2605 |
0.05399 |
119 |
97 |
13 |
9 |
1115 |
Regardless of how impressive their pitch sounded, I still think they're full of shit. |
1.2604 |
0.05969 |
96 |
78 |
11 |
7 |
1116 |
They used to steal bread crumbs. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
1117 |
I guess they're remote workers. |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1118 |
Fall is all too brief. |
1.2602 |
0.04594 |
123 |
95 |
24 |
4 |
1119 |
Look! Geese! |
1.2598 |
0.04638 |
127 |
99 |
23 |
5 |
1120 |
They call it V-mail. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1121 |
I thought they provided very effective counsel, other than all the honking. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1122 |
Looks like the one bag carry-on limit is in effect again
this year. |
1.2596 |
0.05291 |
104 |
82 |
17 |
5 |
1123 |
"And the brain drain continues..." |
1.2593 |
0.06029 |
81 |
64 |
13 |
4 |
1124 |
And here I thought only the vultures got a carrion. |
1.2593 |
0.05483 |
108 |
87 |
14 |
7 |
1125 |
The rat race and goose chase seem interchangeable these days. |
1.2593 |
0.05158 |
108 |
85 |
18 |
5 |
1126 |
What they're saying is true—nature DOES mean business! |
1.2589 |
0.05190 |
112 |
89 |
17 |
6 |
1127 |
I think it’s an LLC of geese. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1128 |
Someone needs to talk to them about a better work/life balance. |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1129 |
All the good jobs are in the sunbelt. |
1.2584 |
0.05426 |
89 |
69 |
17 |
3 |
1130 |
Visa rejections are getting out of hand |
1.2584 |
0.05878 |
89 |
71 |
13 |
5 |
1131 |
They can work remotely from their new home. |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1132 |
It's Trump's latest idea to hide some files |
1.2583 |
0.04950 |
120 |
95 |
19 |
6 |
1133 |
Are those our investments heading south? |
1.2583 |
0.04659 |
120 |
93 |
23 |
4 |
1134 |
Didn't I always tell you Mr. Dimon's return to office mandate was for the birds? |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1135 |
I had heard the airlines had outsourced luggage service so they could fit in more seats. |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1136 |
I've never seen Gucci geese in the wild before. |
1.2581 |
0.04974 |
124 |
99 |
18 |
7 |
1137 |
They grow up so fast! |
1.2581 |
0.05701 |
93 |
74 |
14 |
5 |
1138 |
Sad. Even the geese can’t avoid taking their work with them on vacation these days. |
1.2581 |
0.05048 |
93 |
71 |
20 |
2 |
1139 |
Your geese is as good as mine. |
1.2581 |
0.05275 |
93 |
72 |
18 |
3 |
1140 |
I’ll always remember this moment as if it really happened |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
1141 |
no they're called scabs. the carrier pigeons are all on strike. |
1.2581 |
0.04841 |
124 |
98 |
20 |
6 |
1142 |
I guess the markets are down. |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
1143 |
A new flock of lawyers heading for Mar-a-Lago full of hope and spirit. Silly geese! |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
1144 |
Those are clearly French Canadian Geese. You can tell by their louder honking, elegant feathering and they are all carrying Hermès. |
1.2577 |
0.05538 |
97 |
77 |
15 |
5 |
1145 |
Until last week they were still allowed to work from home. |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
1146 |
Wild goose chase. Must be Trump prosecutors. |
1.2576 |
0.05227 |
132 |
109 |
12 |
11 |
1147 |
America's future prosperity relies on migrant workers. |
1.2574 |
0.05006 |
101 |
78 |
20 |
3 |
1148 |
Some geese don't migrate, they litigate. |
1.2574 |
0.05743 |
101 |
82 |
12 |
7 |
1149 |
And you call me a silly goose |
1.2574 |
0.05567 |
101 |
81 |
14 |
6 |
1150 |
Shouldn’t they be flying south? |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1151 |
First the cat burglars and now the robber ducks. |
1.2571 |
0.05246 |
105 |
83 |
17 |
5 |
1152 |
Even with golden eggs, they have to go back to work in this economy. |
1.2571 |
0.05418 |
105 |
84 |
15 |
6 |
1153 |
And they're less expensive than drones! |
1.2569 |
0.04489 |
144 |
114 |
23 |
7 |
1154 |
I sorta thought they’d stay home after law school. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
1155 |
Canada Geese have a subspecies which are ambulance chasers |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
1156 |
Airlines are cutting back on overhead space. |
1.2569 |
0.05279 |
109 |
87 |
16 |
6 |
1157 |
New Prime delivery’s fleet |
1.2569 |
0.05116 |
109 |
86 |
18 |
5 |
1158 |
The work from home model is really out of control |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1159 |
It looks as though they're taking their case South. |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1160 |
They’re taking return to office very seriously |
1.2566 |
0.04993 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
1161 |
Looky here, honey. My files are being transferred to "the cloud". |
1.2566 |
0.05448 |
113 |
92 |
13 |
8 |
1162 |
Oh it’s a business class flock. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1163 |
I guess nobody checks their bags Anymore when flying anymore |
1.2564 |
0.04567 |
117 |
90 |
24 |
3 |
1164 |
They’re lawyers. They’re going to represent the families of Thanksgiving turkeys. |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1165 |
I never knew they took work home with them. |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1166 |
Do you think the V is for Venture Capitalists? |
1.2562 |
0.04914 |
121 |
96 |
19 |
6 |
1167 |
Looks like the judge granted them a continuance until the beginning of spring. |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1168 |
I bet they just fly through the airport security lines. |
1.2558 |
0.04705 |
129 |
102 |
21 |
6 |
1169 |
Looks like more government secrets are headed south. |
1.2556 |
0.04851 |
133 |
107 |
18 |
8 |
1170 |
They must litigate this time of year, it’s an instinctual survival response. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
1171 |
Delaware, probably. |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
1172 |
Their business model is going south. |
1.2556 |
0.06030 |
90 |
73 |
11 |
6 |
1173 |
This is going to be a real Game changer for business travelers. |
1.2553 |
0.05440 |
94 |
74 |
16 |
4 |
1174 |
They're making a stop-over at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1175 |
Looks like the flight south now allows one carry-on item. |
1.2551 |
0.05487 |
98 |
78 |
15 |
5 |
1176 |
It's impossible to leave work at home these days. |
1.2551 |
0.05292 |
98 |
77 |
17 |
4 |
1177 |
They are carrying on as usual. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
1178 |
I wonder what they do once they get to the office? |
1.2547 |
0.04845 |
106 |
82 |
21 |
3 |
1179 |
They’re bringing their submissions to the New Yorker offices. |
1.2547 |
0.05537 |
106 |
86 |
13 |
7 |
1180 |
I guess they missed their plane…. |
1.2545 |
0.04734 |
110 |
85 |
22 |
3 |
1181 |
I guess they're migrating south for tax purposes |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
1182 |
Backpacks would have been too constraining. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1183 |
It doesn't look like a brief flight to me. |
1.2544 |
0.05259 |
114 |
92 |
15 |
7 |
1184 |
This island has no internet so the remote workers figured this out. |
1.2544 |
0.04795 |
114 |
89 |
21 |
4 |
1185 |
They aren't coming back next year. They're going to migrate virtually from Mexico. |
1.2544 |
0.04631 |
114 |
88 |
23 |
3 |
1186 |
I do not miss working. |
1.2542 |
0.05133 |
118 |
95 |
16 |
7 |
1187 |
They work remote." |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1188 |
Migrant law's booming these days! |
1.2542 |
0.04990 |
118 |
94 |
18 |
6 |
1189 |
The pandemic really did change the workplace. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1190 |
I guess it's a working vacation, after all. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1191 |
I guess they got one free carry on. |
1.2541 |
0.04878 |
122 |
97 |
19 |
6 |
1192 |
You can't fly far enough south to escape a good divorce lawyer. |
1.2541 |
0.05015 |
122 |
98 |
17 |
7 |
1193 |
UPS has gone green! |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1194 |
At least one airline still has Business Class |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1195 |
Legal eagles in camouflage |
1.2541 |
0.04737 |
122 |
96 |
21 |
5 |
1196 |
I knew it! I just knew it. And you said I couldn’t invest in the startup selling briefcases to geese |
1.2533 |
0.06601 |
75 |
61 |
9 |
5 |
1197 |
Damn, they have one heck of a commute. |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
1198 |
I want a divorce. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
1199 |
Apparently they were told they couldn’t work remotely anymore. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
1200 |
Ah, the migration of the Appellate Geese…. |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
1201 |
Duck Duck Go |
1.2525 |
0.04836 |
99 |
76 |
21 |
2 |
1202 |
Nature’s mastery of the work/life balance never ceases to amaze me. |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1203 |
It’s a brief fly-by! |
1.2525 |
0.05044 |
99 |
77 |
19 |
3 |
1204 |
Hi Ho. Hi ho. It’s flock to work we go. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
1205 |
Working remotely just gets better and better. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
1206 |
Do you think they are back in the office full-time, or on a hybrid schedule? |
1.2524 |
0.05293 |
103 |
82 |
16 |
5 |
1207 |
Air Canada must have new carry-on regulations. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
1208 |
I have this uneasy feeling they will not return in the spring. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1209 |
I told you, they have an agenda. |
1.2523 |
0.04618 |
107 |
82 |
23 |
2 |
1210 |
They look like Canada Geese but I think they're actually Conference Geese. |
1.2523 |
0.04985 |
107 |
84 |
19 |
4 |
1211 |
Ah. Trump’s lawyers, heading south for that other trial. |
1.2523 |
0.05952 |
107 |
90 |
7 |
10 |
1212 |
Clever disguises, but I think a flock of lawyers will draw more, not less, fire. |
1.2523 |
0.05490 |
107 |
87 |
13 |
7 |
1213 |
So much for work at home... |
1.2523 |
0.04805 |
107 |
83 |
21 |
3 |
1214 |
I'm beginning to understand why the carrier pigeons are threatening to strike. |
1.2523 |
0.05327 |
107 |
86 |
15 |
6 |
1215 |
Huh… I didn’t know geese liked to have carrion. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
1216 |
The high flyers are all leaving New York for tax-friendly Florida. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1217 |
Wait. So they were going for PLEASURE all those years? |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1218 |
They're on their way to present their investigation of climate change to Congress. |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1219 |
You said our off shore accounts we hidden |
1.2522 |
0.04916 |
115 |
91 |
19 |
5 |
1220 |
It’s the newest delivery app.: GOOSE. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1221 |
They're the lawyers of the bird world. They poop on everything they touch. |
1.2521 |
0.04952 |
119 |
95 |
18 |
6 |
1222 |
Looks like they’ll be working remotely for the winter. |
1.2521 |
0.04656 |
119 |
93 |
22 |
4 |
1223 |
Poor things. They now have to carry migration papers to be allowed back in. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1224 |
You’re the one who said that checked bag fees were for the birds. |
1.2520 |
0.04703 |
123 |
97 |
21 |
5 |
1225 |
I guess they are evolving into a "work remotely" species |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1226 |
Looks like Trump's legal team is headed back to Atlanta |
1.2519 |
0.04513 |
131 |
103 |
23 |
5 |
1227 |
You'd think they'd work from their nest. |
1.2500 |
0.05911 |
92 |
75 |
11 |
6 |
1228 |
You’ve never seen a wild brief chase? |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1229 |
Working remotely was fun while it lasted. |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1230 |
It so nice living by the Lake but not having to deal with the morning commute anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1231 |
It looks like corporate profits are going south. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1232 |
Goddamn migrants just swoop right in and take all the good jobs. |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
1233 |
Looks like they're flying to the Southern District of New York. |
1.2500 |
0.05339 |
96 |
76 |
16 |
4 |
1234 |
Like I always said, commuting is for the birds. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1235 |
With the current state of international politics, even bird migration requires a significant amount of paperwork. |
1.2500 |
0.04766 |
108 |
84 |
21 |
3 |
1236 |
I bet they work for the Goose that lays the golden eggs. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1237 |
I'm trying not to think about work, but I feel like work finds a way to think about me. |
1.2500 |
0.05705 |
92 |
74 |
13 |
5 |
1238 |
Makes sense." |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1239 |
Coulda taken a plane but they didn't want to pay a carry-on fee |
1.2500 |
0.04771 |
120 |
95 |
20 |
5 |
1240 |
‘It looks like business travel’ |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
1241 |
Each year they return from Canada with a year's supply of prescription medicine. |
1.2500 |
0.05923 |
96 |
79 |
10 |
7 |
1242 |
I suppose they are only permitted one carry-on. |
1.2500 |
0.04835 |
128 |
103 |
18 |
7 |
1243 |
I think they just like working remote better. |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1244 |
I wonder.... never mind. |
1.2500 |
0.04879 |
104 |
81 |
20 |
3 |
1245 |
I hear they work for crumbs. |
1.2500 |
0.05270 |
92 |
72 |
17 |
3 |
1246 |
I wonder if they expense their business trips??? |
1.2500 |
0.04272 |
136 |
106 |
26 |
4 |
1247 |
They’ve only got 5 more years until retirement and can afford to go south every winter. |
1.2500 |
0.04581 |
108 |
83 |
23 |
2 |
1248 |
Look, the annual migration of Air Canada accountants. |
1.2500 |
0.04994 |
112 |
89 |
18 |
5 |
1249 |
There must be a boating accident up-river! |
1.2500 |
0.05573 |
100 |
81 |
13 |
6 |
1250 |
Yes, they are flying south...to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1251 |
I’m always reminded of work. |
1.2500 |
0.04561 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
1252 |
Trump’s missing subpoenaed documents going south for the winter. |
1.2500 |
0.05757 |
104 |
86 |
10 |
8 |
1253 |
Do you remember when we used to scoff at the threat of Avian Intelligence? |
1.2500 |
0.04942 |
124 |
100 |
17 |
7 |
1254 |
Is business season |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
1255 |
I agree, it does seem like a conflict of interest to outsource the environmental impact report to this organization. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1256 |
See Shirley? No one is checking luggage anymore. |
1.2500 |
0.05883 |
88 |
71 |
12 |
5 |
1257 |
Ah, commuters. |
1.2500 |
0.04467 |
120 |
93 |
24 |
3 |
1258 |
Looked up "men briefcase gift" once and the adds a wont stop |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
1259 |
‘Even those guys don’t get checked baggage now.’ |
1.2500 |
0.05000 |
100 |
78 |
19 |
3 |
1260 |
I would hunt them but all the paperwork I’d be getting myself into just isn’t worth it. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
1261 |
They're taking work at home to a whole-new level! |
1.2479 |
0.04588 |
121 |
95 |
22 |
4 |
1262 |
Strange. My stock portfolio is going south, too. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1263 |
To me, the difference between Canadian geese and legal eagles is pretty darn obvious. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1264 |
It's hard to carry your immigration papers without pockets. |
1.2479 |
0.04841 |
117 |
93 |
19 |
5 |
1265 |
Those Canadians !
Trying to claim their trip south
as a business expense again ! |
1.2479 |
0.05278 |
117 |
96 |
13 |
8 |
1266 |
Ever since the airport strike, getting your luggage has been a wild goose chase |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1267 |
Looks like they finally clamped down on the migrate-from-home policy. |
1.2478 |
0.04792 |
113 |
89 |
20 |
4 |
1268 |
Looks like they are off to settle another migration dispute with the U.S.. |
1.2478 |
0.04954 |
113 |
90 |
18 |
5 |
1269 |
They need their paperwork prepared for the crossing of the northern border. |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
1270 |
Is that the fly by night legal firm you mentioned? |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
1271 |
My guess is they're flying south to join Trump's legal team. |
1.2477 |
0.05554 |
109 |
90 |
11 |
8 |
1272 |
The Department of Fish and Wildlife is now requiring them to carry their migration papers. |
1.2477 |
0.04728 |
109 |
85 |
21 |
3 |
1273 |
I’m telling you once you bring souvenirs, you’ll be expected to bring something back every time. |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1274 |
You sure we made the right decision by choosing Aflac? |
1.2477 |
0.05239 |
109 |
88 |
15 |
6 |
1275 |
Look, lawyers flying south to Mar-a-Lago for the winter |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1276 |
They're so dedicated, it gives you goosebumps! |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1277 |
Well honey, they did predict that most of our work would be going overseas. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1278 |
Notice the ‘c-suite’ formation. |
1.2476 |
0.05024 |
105 |
83 |
18 |
4 |
1279 |
See? No one can afford to check a bag anymore. |
1.2476 |
0.04838 |
105 |
82 |
20 |
3 |
1280 |
Carry-on bags keep getting smaller. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
1281 |
Headed back to the office. |
1.2475 |
0.04752 |
101 |
78 |
21 |
2 |
1282 |
I'm surprised they don't just tele-migrate. |
1.2475 |
0.05523 |
101 |
82 |
13 |
6 |
1283 |
When it absolutely, positively has to be there in about a week.” |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
1284 |
I told you Avian Intelligence was a threat. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
1285 |
I don't think they'll be back. |
1.2473 |
0.05650 |
93 |
75 |
13 |
5 |
1286 |
They don’t migrate. They commute. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
1287 |
They used to use pigeons. |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
1288 |
These days it seems like everyone has to find a side-gig. |
1.2472 |
0.05367 |
89 |
70 |
16 |
3 |
1289 |
It's rare to see an entire firm that specializes in fowl play. |
1.2472 |
0.04868 |
89 |
68 |
20 |
1 |
1290 |
It looks like the law office of Gosling, Gander and Shelducks is flying south for the winter. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
1291 |
Looks like Trump’s new legal team is heading to Florida. |
1.2471 |
0.06013 |
85 |
69 |
11 |
5 |
1292 |
I don't like work trips |
1.2471 |
0.05268 |
85 |
66 |
17 |
2 |
1293 |
Flying south for the leather. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
1294 |
Ah, the advantages of working from home! |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
1295 |
Perhaps files being secretly returned to the White House. |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1296 |
Since they don't fly south any more they decided get full time jobs. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1297 |
Well, that meeting sure went south. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1298 |
They're headed to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2459 |
0.04555 |
122 |
96 |
22 |
4 |
1299 |
Brief trip, they'll be back in the Spring |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1300 |
They're really making everyone return to the office these days. |
1.2458 |
0.04493 |
118 |
92 |
23 |
3 |
1301 |
Their boss said they can no longer work remotely." |
1.2458 |
0.04953 |
118 |
95 |
17 |
6 |
1302 |
Looks like the work from home policy around here is not very lenient. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1303 |
That's the firm that got Canada geese to be declared a federally protected species. |
1.2458 |
0.04652 |
118 |
93 |
21 |
4 |
1304 |
Oh Amazon, your drones are lovelier and lovelier. |
1.2458 |
0.05374 |
118 |
98 |
11 |
9 |
1305 |
I guess they’re working remotely for the winter. |
1.2456 |
0.04237 |
114 |
87 |
26 |
1 |
1306 |
Winging it on Wall Street |
1.2456 |
0.04755 |
114 |
90 |
20 |
4 |
1307 |
There goes Trump's newest legal team. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1308 |
I thought it was called The PELICAN Brief. |
1.2455 |
0.04690 |
110 |
86 |
21 |
3 |
1309 |
They”re allowed one carry-on bag. |
1.2453 |
0.05159 |
106 |
85 |
16 |
5 |
1310 |
Birds of a feather play stocks together. |
1.2453 |
0.04408 |
106 |
81 |
24 |
1 |
1311 |
The latest in avian technology: cloud storage! |
1.2453 |
0.05330 |
106 |
86 |
14 |
6 |
1312 |
Apparently it was quite a settlement. |
1.2451 |
0.06143 |
102 |
87 |
5 |
10 |
1313 |
So that’s how the fake Hermès bags get here |
1.2451 |
0.04712 |
102 |
79 |
21 |
2 |
1314 |
Now that's a truly special delivery. |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
1315 |
Margaret, are those Birkins? |
1.2451 |
0.05474 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
1316 |
Nature is so full of wonder. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
1317 |
I guess it's back to Zoom meetings. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
1318 |
It's not really looking good for spring, is it? |
1.2449 |
0.05037 |
98 |
77 |
18 |
3 |
1319 |
Oh no. A bird brain drain. |
1.2449 |
0.04824 |
98 |
76 |
20 |
2 |
1320 |
Oh, now that’s what I call flying business class! |
1.2449 |
0.05439 |
98 |
79 |
14 |
5 |
1321 |
There go the Prosecutors!! |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
1322 |
Nope... I'm sure they're not legal eagles! |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
1323 |
Betcha the boss told 'em they can't work remotely anymore. |
1.2444 |
0.05544 |
90 |
72 |
14 |
4 |
1324 |
He's hiring the one New York law firm willing to relocate to Georgia for the full 6 months. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1325 |
Turns out, they hated Florida. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1326 |
When lawyers get wind of a potential lawsuit, they can't help but flock. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1327 |
The police just said it’s out of their jurisdiction …. Still beautiful though! |
1.2439 |
0.06390 |
82 |
68 |
8 |
6 |
1328 |
They're breaking the mould of a traditional accounting firm. |
1.2439 |
0.06150 |
82 |
67 |
10 |
5 |
1329 |
They’re Canada lawyer geese. |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1330 |
Huh, I knew they flew south for the winter but I had no idea they flew east for tax season |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1331 |
See. They pack light" |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1332 |
They’ve been having trouble agreeing on a migration strategy. |
1.2435 |
0.05031 |
115 |
93 |
16 |
6 |
1333 |
Birds of a feather do business together. |
1.2435 |
0.04553 |
115 |
90 |
22 |
3 |
1334 |
They used to fly south before the return-to-office mandate. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1335 |
They’re the new IRS hires. |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
1336 |
Yes, that is actually the Japanse salary man goose. Very rare. |
1.2432 |
0.05310 |
111 |
91 |
13 |
7 |
1337 |
Guess his legal team is heading to Florida. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1338 |
Probably on their way to Mar a Lago with more top secret government documents. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1339 |
These in-office requirements are getting ridiculous |
1.2430 |
0.04569 |
107 |
83 |
22 |
2 |
1340 |
Duck Deposition |
1.2430 |
0.04759 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
1341 |
I guess he couldn’t find any Eagles to represent him? |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1342 |
Looks like they’re heading out East this weekend. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1343 |
They defend Florida Man. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1344 |
I guess this time, they're gone for good. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
1345 |
Look, it's Canada's brain drain! |
1.2430 |
0.04372 |
107 |
82 |
24 |
1 |
1346 |
These checked luggage fees are getting ridiculous. No one is safe. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1347 |
I suppose that's another way to send out a newsletter. |
1.2427 |
0.04464 |
103 |
79 |
23 |
1 |
1348 |
i guess they are ducking out early this year |
1.2427 |
0.04672 |
103 |
80 |
21 |
2 |
1349 |
It's Down, Peck, Honk & Gaggle. |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
1350 |
It's a working migration. |
1.2427 |
0.04871 |
103 |
81 |
19 |
3 |
1351 |
Well, takes "remote work" to new heights! |
1.2424 |
0.04782 |
99 |
77 |
20 |
2 |
1352 |
Remember last year when Frank got you lost? Are you sure you want him in front again? |
1.2424 |
0.05578 |
99 |
81 |
12 |
6 |
1353 |
They take the train home. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1354 |
Looks like trouble in River City. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1355 |
They’re heading to the annual Auditbon Society meeting. |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
1356 |
So this is what Spirit Airlines does with its “special discount” check-in baggage… |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1357 |
Guess they started offering carry-on luggage for the flights. |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
1358 |
All this time I thought only vultures carried briefcases! |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1359 |
Same as any other air travel... That's the last we've seen of our luggage. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1360 |
The real reason they go south is to avoid taxes. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1361 |
Looks like they got that Cease and Desist letter approved: no hunting season this year... |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
1362 |
You’d think flying somewhere warm would require less baggage. |
1.2419 |
0.04490 |
124 |
98 |
22 |
4 |
1363 |
People believe that the V formation is about aerodynamics. It really just signifies vacation. |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1364 |
Oh jeez, looks like it's gonna be a long winter. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1365 |
As expected, the executives always get to fly. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1366 |
Yep, much better chance of our luggage reaching our destination than if we checked it at the airport. |
1.2418 |
0.05263 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
1367 |
thanksgiving Home Office |
1.2418 |
0.05490 |
91 |
73 |
14 |
4 |
1368 |
That’s odd. I thought geese preferred Gucci. |
1.2417 |
0.04266 |
120 |
93 |
25 |
2 |
1369 |
They used to fly south but after they went to the weed store there all over the map. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
1370 |
I'm moving my documents to the cloud |
1.2414 |
0.05140 |
116 |
95 |
14 |
7 |
1371 |
New regulations, they now have to document their status as migratory birds in order to cross the border. |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
1372 |
They're off to Mar-a-Lago." |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
1373 |
They’re heading south for the winter’s election fraud case. |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
1374 |
I’m surprised they haven’t gone paperless yet. |
1.2414 |
0.05887 |
87 |
71 |
11 |
5 |
1375 |
There goes Trump’s new defense team. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1376 |
And I thought my commute was long. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1377 |
Wow, here’s a rare sighting of the less popular serious goose. |
1.2411 |
0.04952 |
112 |
90 |
17 |
5 |
1378 |
Briefsflock! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1379 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
1380 |
All the money is heading offshore these days. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1381 |
Now is clearly a bad time to be an undocumented migrant. |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
1382 |
They either overpacked or they're going on an extremely long flight. |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1383 |
Come back soon! And don't forget to get everything notarized! |
1.2407 |
0.05241 |
108 |
88 |
14 |
6 |
1384 |
The legal profession is for the birds. |
1.2407 |
0.04900 |
108 |
86 |
18 |
4 |
1385 |
Obviously, they have no problems at baggage claim. |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1386 |
Casual Fridays have gotten SO loosey-goosey! |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
1387 |
So that explains how the classified documents are being snuck out of The White House. |
1.2404 |
0.04633 |
104 |
81 |
21 |
2 |
1388 |
I am amazed they haven’t switched to backpacks yet |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
1389 |
One of Nature's miracles, geese flying south for tax reasons |
1.2404 |
0.05715 |
104 |
87 |
9 |
8 |
1390 |
Canada accountants |
1.2400 |
0.04458 |
125 |
99 |
22 |
4 |
1391 |
Five Geese with a valise, that means peace in the middle east. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1392 |
Heard they had a pretty big Nest Egg. |
1.2400 |
0.05148 |
100 |
80 |
16 |
4 |
1393 |
Bird Brains |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1394 |
You're right, that is weird. Usually they check their bags when heading south for the winter. |
1.2400 |
0.04311 |
125 |
98 |
24 |
3 |
1395 |
Geese? No, legal eagles. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
1396 |
I would honk too if that was my commute. |
1.2400 |
0.04948 |
100 |
79 |
18 |
3 |
1397 |
Imagine what it took to breed carrier geese. |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1398 |
Florida has a shortage of lawyers right now. |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
1399 |
I hear they're representing a quack doctor. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1400 |
The Feeders have moved to Florida |
1.2396 |
0.06060 |
96 |
81 |
7 |
8 |
1401 |
Guess they didn't see our honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. |
1.2396 |
0.05686 |
96 |
79 |
11 |
6 |
1402 |
Fly, my pretties! |
1.2396 |
0.05075 |
96 |
76 |
17 |
3 |
1403 |
They stopped going south now that they can work remotely. |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
1404 |
I guess they’re working from home now, too! |
1.2393 |
0.04646 |
117 |
93 |
20 |
4 |
1405 |
Legal eagle has a little more cachet than legal goose. |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1406 |
Why can’t you pack light like that when we go south? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1407 |
There go the classified documents. |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
1408 |
Dang ambulance chasers! |
1.2391 |
0.05436 |
92 |
74 |
14 |
4 |
1409 |
Wow, I thought they left all their shit on our front yard. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
1410 |
noo they took all our briefcases |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1411 |
Well, somebody has to enforce the Clean Water Act. |
1.2386 |
0.04847 |
88 |
68 |
19 |
1 |
1412 |
That's a big honking deal. |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
1413 |
Sheesh, a real fly-by-night firm, huh? |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
1414 |
They're going to Florida to defend some clown. That's why I said they were silly. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1415 |
I wonder if they had to go through security. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1416 |
It's Trump's new legal team - Quack, Squawk, and Flighty Esq. |
1.2385 |
0.04859 |
109 |
87 |
18 |
4 |
1417 |
Looks like business class has gone to the birds |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1418 |
It’s just so expensive to check a bag. |
1.2385 |
0.05031 |
109 |
88 |
16 |
5 |
1419 |
You gotta have tons of identification to get across the border these days." |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
1420 |
I guess the "work-from-nest" policy didn't work out |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
1421 |
They must be heading south to Mar a Lago. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1422 |
Geese that work for attorneys: para-eagles. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
1423 |
I will miss homeschooling them. |
1.2381 |
0.05158 |
105 |
85 |
15 |
5 |
1424 |
Looks like Congress is out of session. |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
1425 |
The personal injury geese follow a day or so behind. |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
1426 |
Trump's latest legal team flying south to Georgia. |
1.2381 |
0.06250 |
84 |
70 |
8 |
6 |
1427 |
Sounds like legal-geese to me |
1.2381 |
0.05332 |
105 |
86 |
13 |
6 |
1428 |
their manager called: said home office is over. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1429 |
Guess they get only one carry-on each. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1430 |
That law brief I wrote was definitely for the birds, but I can't believe they took it. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
1431 |
Looks like everyone is now storing their data in the cloud. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1432 |
They are not coming back. |
1.2376 |
0.04905 |
101 |
80 |
18 |
3 |
1433 |
Huh. I thought the legal profession had already gone south. |
1.2376 |
0.05103 |
101 |
81 |
16 |
4 |
1434 |
Why don't they just work from home. |
1.2376 |
0.04699 |
101 |
79 |
20 |
2 |
1435 |
Hope their business proposal flies. |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
1436 |
They're heading down to one of the Trump trials. Something about a gaggle order. |
1.2373 |
0.05202 |
118 |
98 |
12 |
8 |
1437 |
I always wondered how Amazon delivered to Alaska in the winter |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1438 |
See honey, working from home has really caught on |
1.2373 |
0.04915 |
118 |
96 |
16 |
6 |
1439 |
Back in the olden days a few honks sufficed |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1440 |
I see the Canadian Postal Service is on strike again. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1441 |
Yes, this year those handles are sewn on securely ! |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1442 |
Sad, even they have to to take work home, and they work remotely. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1443 |
It looks like a tough winter for the Canadian economy. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1444 |
Looks like they're tired of working from home. |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
1445 |
Frequent flier miles files — say that three times fast. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
1446 |
Now they fly south for a seminar |
1.2371 |
0.05029 |
97 |
77 |
17 |
3 |
1447 |
I don’t envy their commute. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
1448 |
Whoever said remote work is 'for the birds' sure knew what he was talking about.... |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1449 |
Never mind. It's none of our business. |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1450 |
Seems these days, no one can really get away from the office. |
1.2368 |
0.04874 |
114 |
92 |
17 |
5 |
1451 |
« They are going on a business trip » |
1.2368 |
0.04712 |
114 |
91 |
19 |
4 |
1452 |
Birds of a feather carry Italian leather |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1453 |
They didn't used to have such large bills, either. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1454 |
I guess Trump ran out of US lawyers. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1455 |
Wow, talk about upwardly mobile! |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
1456 |
They must be flying Southwest for the winter. |
1.2366 |
0.05383 |
93 |
75 |
14 |
4 |
1457 |
This gives me an idea for a book. |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
1458 |
It’s one of Amazon’s new delivery systems. |
1.2364 |
0.05314 |
110 |
91 |
12 |
7 |
1459 |
I guess they're commuting to work. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1460 |
The migration rules allow one piece of carry-on. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1461 |
I guess nobody’s safe from Return to Office mandates. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1462 |
They should really look into e-filing. |
1.2364 |
0.04644 |
110 |
87 |
20 |
3 |
1463 |
trumps missing ballots |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1464 |
Working from home has really changed the yearly migration. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
1465 |
I'm having an M.C. Escher moment ! |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
1466 |
I guess it beats "A dog ate my homework." |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
1467 |
I’d heard climate change was impacting migratory habits, but some things you have to see to believe. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1468 |
They’re off to goose the numbers. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
1469 |
At least they're not flying Delta. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
1470 |
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. |
1.2360 |
0.04800 |
89 |
69 |
19 |
1 |
1471 |
They must be running out of lawyers in Florida |
1.2358 |
0.05114 |
106 |
86 |
15 |
5 |
1472 |
Their company is making them return to the office three days a week. |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
1473 |
Now even birds have started to fly business class. |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1474 |
I'll bet they were told they would need extra documentation at the border crossing. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
1475 |
Remember when they used to be free birds? |
1.2358 |
0.05286 |
106 |
87 |
13 |
6 |
1476 |
Duck hunting season brings out their attorneys. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1477 |
I guess they're limited to one carry-on |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1478 |
No, they're *Canada* lawyers. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1479 |
You don't often see matching luggage in ducks. |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1480 |
Beats paying checked luggage fees, I suppose. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
1481 |
Seems Trump has hired a new team of birdbrain lawyers… |
1.2353 |
0.05604 |
102 |
85 |
10 |
7 |
1482 |
These birds seem to like business class." |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1483 |
There go some of Canada's best and brightest geese. |
1.2353 |
0.04658 |
102 |
80 |
20 |
2 |
1484 |
The airline was going to charge them. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
1485 |
Those are the birds who robbed my store. It was a briefcase store. |
1.2353 |
0.05298 |
119 |
100 |
10 |
9 |
1486 |
It’s a run-through of Hermès’ spring collection. |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1487 |
The geese got bumped up to business class this flight! |
1.2353 |
0.05246 |
102 |
83 |
14 |
5 |
1488 |
No no, they've always worked remote. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1489 |
The story is, that this duck was shot in the leg but was able to return fire and kill the gunman. The family is suing. |
1.2347 |
0.05190 |
98 |
79 |
15 |
4 |
1490 |
The work is migrating. |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1491 |
On the bright side, I don’t have to say a dog ate my homework anymore. |
1.2347 |
0.04767 |
98 |
77 |
19 |
2 |
1492 |
It started during Covid. They found commuting this way was much faster than the train. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
1493 |
Off to lobby congress about the unconscionable pervasiveness of puffy jackets. |
1.2347 |
0.04983 |
98 |
78 |
17 |
3 |
1494 |
Those are legal eagles |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1495 |
How did Escher ever make that look good? |
1.2346 |
0.05349 |
81 |
64 |
15 |
2 |
1496 |
I heard something on the news about missing documents. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1497 |
Back to the office is for the birds! |
1.2342 |
0.04781 |
111 |
89 |
18 |
4 |
1498 |
The gig economy has really taken over, hasn’t it? |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1499 |
This flight of birds is definately business class |
1.2342 |
0.04949 |
111 |
90 |
16 |
5 |
1500 |
Looks like Trudeau is calling in the best and the brightest. |
1.2340 |
0.05542 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
1501 |
Looks like the golf club finally settled. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1502 |
They're migrating to a warmer tax climate. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1503 |
They're protesting the mandatory return to in-flight meetings. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1504 |
I guess they really are making everyone return to the office now. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1505 |
It’s their supreme courting ritual. |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
1506 |
They've got good taste-they're all Hermes! |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
1507 |
The storks must have gone south for the winter; hopefully, those babies can breathe in there. |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1508 |
Those are actually American geese… |
1.2340 |
0.05113 |
94 |
75 |
16 |
3 |
1509 |
Looks like they're bringing work home with them. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1510 |
They're heading south to chase ambulances for the winter. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1511 |
Looks like the Department of Labor is goosing the employment statistics again. |
1.2336 |
0.05568 |
107 |
90 |
9 |
8 |
1512 |
They really are pushing for everyone to be back in the office. I guess the days of the Hi-Bird work environment are over. |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1513 |
Now I think Trump's gone too far sharing top secret files |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1514 |
They're heading South for the law suit season |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
1515 |
They certainly don’t travel light, do they? |
1.2336 |
0.05070 |
107 |
87 |
15 |
5 |
1516 |
Even they know not to check baggage. |
1.2333 |
0.04754 |
90 |
70 |
19 |
1 |
1517 |
El Nino, just a brief trip this year. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
1518 |
They work in the office in summer. In Winter they work from home. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1519 |
Must be a class-action case. |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
1520 |
Bye, bye, birdie! |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1521 |
Geese scabs, the pigeons are on strike. |
1.2333 |
0.05708 |
90 |
74 |
11 |
5 |
1522 |
Apparently, if you carry a briefcase you can fly in the business class lane. |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1523 |
They’re working remotely this Winter |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
1524 |
Apparently, the trip is going to be a trial for them. |
1.2330 |
0.05014 |
103 |
83 |
16 |
4 |
1525 |
I'd say working from home is officially over. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1526 |
Why are they migrating north? They have no business there. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
1527 |
Do you think it’s the new Prada collection? |
1.2329 |
0.06019 |
73 |
59 |
11 |
3 |
1528 |
How do you know if they're super commuting or quiet quitting?"
"You don't. |
1.2326 |
0.06117 |
86 |
72 |
8 |
6 |
1529 |
See you on Zoom, Tony! |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
1530 |
These fly-by-night tax preparers are a bunch of quacks. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
1531 |
They're from Canada, so they don't know that no one carries briefcases anymore. |
1.2326 |
0.05889 |
86 |
71 |
10 |
5 |
1532 |
Off to Mar-del-Lago |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1533 |
Let's get the flock out of here! |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
1534 |
Seems the last few lawyers willing to work for Trump left their briefcases behind. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
1535 |
They only charge half what the airlines do and their success rate is double |
1.2323 |
0.05529 |
99 |
82 |
11 |
6 |
1536 |
FL needs all the attorneys it can get. |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1537 |
Flying to cubicles in the South, I suppose. |
1.2323 |
0.04938 |
99 |
79 |
17 |
3 |
1538 |
Training these geese to carry our luggage will save us thousands in airline baggage fees! |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
1539 |
They can afford to spend the winter in Florida. |
1.2321 |
0.05071 |
112 |
92 |
14 |
6 |
1540 |
Oh geez! Now they have to take their papers to get across the border, eh? |
1.2321 |
0.05227 |
112 |
93 |
12 |
7 |
1541 |
Wow! I guess the idea of taking your work home with you is really catching on! |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1542 |
I wonder what’s going down. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1543 |
Return to office for all, I suppose... |
1.2319 |
0.06243 |
69 |
56 |
10 |
3 |
1544 |
At least they don’t have to stuff it into overhead compartments. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
1545 |
Now we know. The economy is going South." |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
1546 |
They might be salaried, but they still need to flock in and flock out every day. |
1.2316 |
0.05489 |
95 |
78 |
12 |
5 |
1547 |
They are not that smart; they could have emailed the documents. |
1.2316 |
0.05689 |
95 |
79 |
10 |
6 |
1548 |
Is all that honking necessary? |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
1549 |
Looks like those birds mean business! |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1550 |
Cluck in, cluck out. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1551 |
I heard this is the new way of sending light duckuments. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1552 |
I guess this is the start of geese meeting season. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1553 |
I guess that's one way of flying business class. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1554 |
See those birds? They used to be Twitter executives before the mass layoffs. |
1.2308 |
0.05505 |
104 |
87 |
10 |
7 |
1555 |
Unlike migratory geese, the commuter geese can be easily identified by their ever present briefcases. |
1.2308 |
0.04579 |
104 |
82 |
20 |
2 |
1556 |
Amazon sure is taking 1-day prime shipping to the next level. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
1557 |
Not legal eagles - they're briefs geese. |
1.2308 |
0.05651 |
91 |
75 |
11 |
5 |
1558 |
Hey guys, it's the weekend. And you're not getting my corner office!! |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
1559 |
Everybody's going to law school these days. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
1560 |
It is that time of year. They move South to conduct their business. |
1.2308 |
0.04371 |
104 |
81 |
22 |
1 |
1561 |
It's the annual retreat. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
1562 |
It must be thrush hour |
1.2308 |
0.05748 |
78 |
63 |
12 |
3 |
1563 |
I'll miss them. You know it's for good when they take their stuff. |
1.2308 |
0.05155 |
104 |
85 |
14 |
5 |
1564 |
Even ducks need consultants |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
1565 |
Winters they fly south to litigate. |
1.2308 |
0.04174 |
143 |
115 |
23 |
5 |
1566 |
Love this time of year when our investments take flight. |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
1567 |
Maybe the boss was right. Return to office is natural. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1568 |
I've heard of legal eagles, but this...I dunno |
1.2308 |
0.04018 |
130 |
102 |
26 |
2 |
1569 |
I guess the days of working at home are officially over. |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
1570 |
'That should have been a Zoom call.' |
1.2301 |
0.04534 |
113 |
90 |
20 |
3 |
1571 |
They're all going for the Speaker job. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1572 |
Do you think they fly business class? |
1.2300 |
0.04683 |
100 |
79 |
19 |
2 |
1573 |
Must be heading to Washington to argue that wetlands preservation case at the Supreme Court. |
1.2300 |
0.05660 |
100 |
84 |
9 |
7 |
1574 |
They winter in the Caymans. |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1575 |
This gives new meaning to remote working. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1576 |
When they’re not honking, pooping, or attacking, they’re doing worse—Lawyering. |
1.2294 |
0.04446 |
109 |
86 |
21 |
2 |
1577 |
They are smart to just take carry-on |
1.2294 |
0.04446 |
109 |
86 |
21 |
2 |
1578 |
Do you think it's business or pleasure? |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1579 |
Returning to the office is for the birds |
1.2294 |
0.04986 |
109 |
89 |
15 |
5 |
1580 |
I plead guilty to hating the sound that they make." |
1.2294 |
0.05316 |
109 |
91 |
11 |
7 |
1581 |
They’re flying Southwest to claim their water rights. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1582 |
The lawyers were the flight risk. |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1583 |
I love tax season don't you? |
1.2292 |
0.05231 |
96 |
78 |
14 |
4 |
1584 |
I thought we moved out of the city to get away from all the rush hour honking. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1585 |
They're assembling his new defense team. |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1586 |
Don’t you wish you could work remote? |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1587 |
Yup. It's return-to-the-office season. |
1.2286 |
0.05286 |
105 |
87 |
12 |
6 |
1588 |
But they don't even have a lap. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1589 |
Looks like the ‘return to office’ mandates are really getting out of control. |
1.2286 |
0.04928 |
105 |
85 |
16 |
4 |
1590 |
Commuting? For the birds. |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1591 |
There's a lot of migration work in the south. |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1592 |
I love this time of the fiscal year.” |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1593 |
So that is how those documents got to Mara Lago. |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1594 |
I too, have baggage |
1.2283 |
0.05150 |
92 |
74 |
15 |
3 |
1595 |
Budget migration |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1596 |
It's predatory behavior. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1597 |
They're not migrating, just a corporate boondoggle weekend. |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1598 |
They should just keep an extra set of feathers at each end. |
1.2278 |
0.06228 |
79 |
66 |
8 |
5 |
1599 |
That must be how Trump gets unclassified documents to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2278 |
0.05079 |
79 |
62 |
16 |
1 |
1600 |
Their flights were cancelled. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
1601 |
They just got called back to the office |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
1602 |
Still more documents to Mar-a-Lago? I wonder where these were hidden. |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1603 |
We can't complain about their poop anymore or it will violate the gaggle order. |
1.2277 |
0.04423 |
101 |
79 |
21 |
1 |
1604 |
Looks like working from the nest is over. |
1.2277 |
0.05428 |
101 |
84 |
11 |
6 |
1605 |
I think their lawsuit is gonna end up being just a wild goose chase. |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
1606 |
That's business literally going South |
1.2277 |
0.05050 |
101 |
82 |
15 |
4 |
1607 |
Justin Trudeau's legal team is on the move again. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1608 |
They take their work on vacation too. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1609 |
Carry on just makes more sense. |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1610 |
These carry-on rules are getting ridiculous. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
1611 |
Bag check fees really are out of control these days. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1612 |
Is it Monday already? |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1613 |
They must be required to go back to the office now too. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1614 |
That’s the nice thing about working from home. Your home can be a beach in Florida. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1615 |
Looks like they're headed for the Cayman Islands this year |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1616 |
Seems like everyone is going back to the office these days. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1617 |
This new airline may be unconventional, but it sure is eco-friendly |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1618 |
Everyone is heading back to the office |
1.2268 |
0.05582 |
97 |
81 |
10 |
6 |
1619 |
Amazon Drone Delivery that doesn’t take away jobs from birds. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1620 |
I told you this case could go south. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1621 |
Four are decoys...one has the Coke formula. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1622 |
Global warming; I think they’re planning to stay longer. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1623 |
Flying business class is really getting popular again. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1624 |
It's how we tell the males from the females |
1.2268 |
0.05771 |
97 |
82 |
8 |
7 |
1625 |
Looks like no one's escaping back-to-office orders. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1626 |
I see Mallard, Mallard, and Eider are moving their office south again" |
1.2267 |
0.06458 |
75 |
63 |
7 |
5 |
1627 |
They do not have to worry about the airlines losing their baggage. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1628 |
Looks like Nature has its own team of environmental lawyers. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1629 |
I never realized they're pack animals. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1630 |
How do they plug in the recharger without opposable thumbs? |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1631 |
...and yet a lot of people think lawyers are sharks. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1632 |
This only works for baggage check-in to Florida |
1.2262 |
0.04592 |
84 |
65 |
19 |
0 |
1633 |
Return-to-office policies are really getting out of hand. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1634 |
It's a new breed. Wonder if they know if they're going the wrong way. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1635 |
This is my favorite time of the year, seeing the lawyers going south for the winter. |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1636 |
Evolution. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1637 |
Leave it to corporate America to mandate return to the office at
the height of duck season. |
1.2258 |
0.05747 |
93 |
78 |
9 |
6 |
1638 |
The V apparently stands for valise only, no carrion. |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1639 |
Here's hoping their legal team will be more successful on a climate change initiative? |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1640 |
All I'm sayin' is they better switch feet every 300 miles or it's carpal tunnel here I come. |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1641 |
How they find work is still not well understood. |
1.2258 |
0.04866 |
93 |
74 |
17 |
2 |
1642 |
Oh. No, they're not lawyers. |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
1643 |
Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief? Yeah this is nothing like that |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1644 |
Seasonal migrants taking more jobs away from people |
1.2258 |
0.05540 |
93 |
77 |
11 |
5 |
1645 |
Probably cheaper than checking their luggage. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1646 |
Migration Papers? |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1647 |
They won the contract to deliver all the suitcases that didn’t fit in the overhead bins. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1648 |
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have huh? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1649 |
What's good for the goose...is better for work/life balance. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1650 |
It's called a working migration. |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1651 |
I hear they have to be in the nest three days a week now. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1652 |
And they said AI would take our jobs. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1653 |
Now if they actually make it to Florida in time, we’ll have saved $200 in luggage fees |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1654 |
Look honey, it's the business class migration. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
1655 |
So that's where our luggage went. |
1.2250 |
0.06156 |
80 |
67 |
8 |
5 |
1656 |
Not sure to worry or be grateful. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1657 |
See? No Gucci this year.." |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1658 |
Honey, we’re looking at the business end of the flock. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1659 |
The inventors of Remote Work. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1660 |
Well it sure looks like they quacked the case. |
1.2247 |
0.04728 |
89 |
70 |
18 |
1 |
1661 |
There goes the last of us working remotely… |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1662 |
Guess that how it goes when you work from home, wherever it is. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1663 |
It’s naugahyde. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1664 |
I guess they're heading to Canada since unemploment is, ah, soaring. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1665 |
Those secret documents are still getting moved around. |
1.2245 |
0.05716 |
98 |
83 |
8 |
7 |
1666 |
Looks like Trump’s legal team is heading to Mar-a-Lago for the winter |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1667 |
They'll be working all winter. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1668 |
The storks have started contracting out the paperwork. |
1.2245 |
0.05335 |
98 |
81 |
12 |
5 |
1669 |
They're heading off to the Sustainable Aviation Fuels Summit in Montreal. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1670 |
I heard that more would work from home this winter. |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
86 |
18 |
3 |
1671 |
Must be time to renegotiate the duvet contract. |
1.2243 |
0.04844 |
107 |
87 |
16 |
4 |
1672 |
They have just had it with the Canadian fires |
1.2239 |
0.05947 |
67 |
54 |
11 |
2 |
1673 |
Looks like they fleeced the flock and are heading south. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1674 |
Looks like THEY get to work remote all winter… |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1675 |
They won't be coming back, they're applying for asylum. |
1.2237 |
0.05803 |
76 |
62 |
11 |
3 |
1676 |
This way, they can write off these trips as a business expense. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1677 |
''The stork market must have crashed.'' |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1678 |
I see Trump is finally getting his defense dream team |
1.2235 |
0.05888 |
85 |
71 |
9 |
5 |
1679 |
Oh shoot...I forgot to pack their resumes. |
1.2235 |
0.05645 |
85 |
70 |
11 |
4 |
1680 |
I guess it’s just a brief flight. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1681 |
President Biden was caught off guard, as they failed to observe carefully |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1682 |
Looks like his lawyers are headed back to Mor-a-Largo for the holidays. |
1.2234 |
0.05888 |
94 |
80 |
7 |
7 |
1683 |
They're flying south for the quarter. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1684 |
Looks like the postal service is experimenting again. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1685 |
They're legally migrating from Canada. |
1.2234 |
0.04576 |
94 |
74 |
19 |
1 |
1686 |
They're flying south for the big merger. |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1687 |
I guess its’s true that there is a real shortage of mail carriers |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1688 |
They’re heading to Palm Springs, and I don’t think they’re coming back |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1689 |
Taking work home is really for the birds. |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1690 |
Jeez! Even the lawyers! |
1.2233 |
0.04562 |
103 |
82 |
19 |
2 |
1691 |
Obviously a working vacation. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1692 |
Headquarters wants them back in the office three days a week. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1693 |
I'm guessing their work-from-nest policy ended. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1694 |
Everyone works on vacation. |
1.2233 |
0.04962 |
103 |
84 |
15 |
4 |
1695 |
I hear they've decided to work remotely. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1696 |
I remember when checking luggage was free. |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1697 |
That's so old school...I guess they ran out of drones. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1698 |
Can't be members of Congress |
1.2232 |
0.04151 |
112 |
88 |
23 |
1 |
1699 |
I love it when the litigaggle fly south. |
1.2232 |
0.04522 |
112 |
90 |
19 |
3 |
1700 |
During the Covid years they conducted their southern business by Zoom. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1701 |
These extra baggage fees are really starting to effect everyone. They used to fly with two bags. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1702 |
Next stop Mar-a-Lago! |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1703 |
Off to meet the Parliament of Owls |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1704 |
Lawyers always fly south for the winter. |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
1705 |
Yup, those finance guys are forever trying to get their ducks in a row... |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1706 |
They're suing Fox News for libelous commentary on migration. |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1707 |
Apparently legal eagles turned states evidence and have been replaced by these silly geese. |
1.2222 |
0.04648 |
81 |
63 |
18 |
0 |
1708 |
Maybe we should follow them. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1709 |
WOW! We're lucky to catch a glimpse of the baggage handlers from a low fare airline. Let's mark that on our Life-list. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1710 |
I always said, babies were a slippery slope. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1711 |
They don't look like they're interested in coming back for 2024. Frankly, I don't blame them. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1712 |
"I always thought 'the geese take their business south each year' was just a metaphor." |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1713 |
Migratory work is really soaring. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1714 |
I never thought I’d be envious of a goose. |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1715 |
I think one of them is left-handed. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1716 |
I didn’t know AFLAC air-pooled. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1717 |
This working from home business is getting out of hand. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1718 |
They’re knockoffs. |
1.2222 |
0.04229 |
108 |
85 |
22 |
1 |
1719 |
I always wonder when I see them fly south if they are taking work home with them or if they are going to work. |
1.2222 |
0.05151 |
108 |
90 |
12 |
6 |
1720 |
All they do is circle back. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1721 |
Seems everyone has baggage this year. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1722 |
Wow, I guess southwest isn’t getting the weird ones anymore. |
1.2222 |
0.05478 |
99 |
83 |
10 |
6 |
1723 |
There goes the last of Twitter’s legal team. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1724 |
A lot of work for a meeting that could have probably been an email. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1725 |
And I was worried about AI… |
1.2222 |
0.05270 |
81 |
65 |
14 |
2 |
1726 |
More Canadian tourists fooled by knock-offs. |
1.2222 |
0.04881 |
99 |
80 |
16 |
3 |
1727 |
Return to office mandates are getting out of hand. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1728 |
So much for legal eagles. |
1.2222 |
0.04648 |
81 |
63 |
18 |
0 |
1729 |
Must be nice to have a job… |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1730 |
Ah, it’s the annual advance team of migration lawyers. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1731 |
They're trying to compete with drone delivery services,
but where one goes, they all go. |
1.2212 |
0.05627 |
104 |
89 |
7 |
8 |
1732 |
The legal staff, just in case anyone challenges their flight path. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1733 |
Yes, those are Esquire Geese. They file south in the winter. |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1734 |
With all that luggage they won't even make it to Jersey. |
1.2211 |
0.05004 |
95 |
77 |
15 |
3 |
1735 |
Looks like the days of working remotely really are ending. |
1.2211 |
0.04534 |
95 |
75 |
19 |
1 |
1736 |
Well, it looks like the winter will be brief. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1737 |
The thing about the backpacks is they never even get off the ground. |
1.2211 |
0.04775 |
95 |
76 |
17 |
2 |
1738 |
I thought they only delivered babies! |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1739 |
We’re even losing the birds to lower taxes down south. |
1.2211 |
0.05635 |
95 |
80 |
9 |
6 |
1740 |
If my memory stands correct, don’t geese have webbed feet? Then how are they able to carry their travel documents in those briefcases? |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1741 |
The Canadian cartel is smuggling drugs again. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1742 |
I blame NAFTA. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1743 |
The Pelican Brief - Live |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1744 |
They weren’t a bunch of silly gooses after all, Helen. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1745 |
Next thing you know, Fido's going to want to work from home, too. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1746 |
They must be the latest flock of attorneys heading south to
Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1747 |
I see we're not the only ones affected by checked bag fees. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1748 |
Can't be Canadian geese; they never take their work home with them. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1749 |
That meeting probably should have been a honk. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1750 |
I hear they're filming LaCarre's unfinished final work "The Canada Brief" uplake. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1751 |
I dread these long continuances. |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1752 |
I wonder if they are related to carrier pigeons? |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1753 |
The Avian counsel: they swoop in, squawk a lot, poop everywhere and fly out. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1754 |
The law offices of Mallard, Mallard, Mallard, Mallard, and Mallard… |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1755 |
Oh great now we’ll have to return to the office, too |
1.2200 |
0.05238 |
100 |
83 |
12 |
5 |
1756 |
Maybe it was a complement when the boss called me a birdbrain. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1757 |
Amazon is really cutting back on labor costs. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1758 |
There goes the Aflac legal defense team. Every year they have to go down and get that duck out of some shit. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1759 |
They’re off to work for the winter, but they summer in the Hamptons. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1760 |
Flocking lawyers! |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1761 |
They'll be back in the spring. It's just business. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1762 |
Bet they can’t wait to start working from home. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1763 |
I can’t believe they’re writing off migration as a business expense now. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1764 |
It looks like they have all their ducks in a row. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1765 |
They must be flying south for the trial |
1.2192 |
0.05932 |
73 |
60 |
10 |
3 |
1766 |
Typically, they're accompanied by a flock of secretary birds. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1767 |
Lobbyists. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1768 |
Is that supposed to be the dossier, or the classified documents...
I can't keep track. |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1769 |
What’s that saying? Birds with leather flock together? |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1770 |
Look at them, Amy, they became adults! |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1771 |
Well.. shoot |
1.2190 |
0.05238 |
105 |
88 |
11 |
6 |
1772 |
Everyone's going back to the office. |
1.2188 |
0.04492 |
96 |
76 |
19 |
1 |
1773 |
Defense attorneys in “Clean Parks v Canadian Geese”. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1774 |
Could those be highly classified documents? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1775 |
The new work from home rules have changed everything. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1776 |
Chanel now offers couture air mail returns. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1777 |
Looks like the economy is headed south again. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1778 |
Management's way too serious about this RTO policy. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1779 |
There was an error in delivery. The briefs were meant for the pelicans. |
1.2184 |
0.05526 |
87 |
72 |
11 |
4 |
1780 |
Environmental lobbyists — and you should see what they do to the lobby. |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1781 |
Without seeing their badges, I can't tell what conference they are going to. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1782 |
Looks like they're flying Southwest |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1783 |
I’ll never understand legaleese. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1784 |
I see Trump's lawyers are headed south again... sh**ing on everything along the way. |
1.2182 |
0.05065 |
110 |
92 |
12 |
6 |
1785 |
Looks like Trump's legal team, flying South for the documents case. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1786 |
The Audubon Society Legal Department is defending a lawsuit against Donald Duck. |
1.2179 |
0.05046 |
78 |
62 |
15 |
1 |
1787 |
Hybrid working is getting out of hand. |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1788 |
Looks like it's going to be a long winter. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
1789 |
Too bad they can't just migrate from home. |
1.2179 |
0.05668 |
78 |
64 |
11 |
3 |
1790 |
How about that! Nothing like a good law firm to protect you from predators!” |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1791 |
Crossing the border is so much more complex post-pandemic. |
1.2178 |
0.05378 |
101 |
85 |
10 |
6 |
1792 |
I guess the border rules are getting stricter. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1793 |
They can make it from New York to Mar-A-Lago in three days |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1794 |
I believe they are headed for Mar-a-Lago |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1795 |
Off to Florida for another class-action lawsuit? |
1.2178 |
0.04582 |
101 |
81 |
18 |
2 |
1796 |
Well, well, well. The office climate has certainly changed. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1797 |
Relaxation isn't even for the birds. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1798 |
Didn't they use to work from home? |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1799 |
Yeah, it was advertised as a ‘hybrid position,’ but it honestly feels like they fly south for the winter every year. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1800 |
Hey, look! That quack law firm is leaving town. |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1801 |
The snow birds on their way to Florida. |
1.2174 |
0.05411 |
69 |
55 |
13 |
1 |
1802 |
I told them about Zoom but they wouldn't listen. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1803 |
I heard that some classified documents didn't make it yet to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1804 |
There goes the only matching luggage set I ever owned. |
1.2174 |
0.05747 |
92 |
78 |
8 |
6 |
1805 |
They’re headed to Georgia. |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1806 |
I guess we are all multitasking these days |
1.2174 |
0.05747 |
92 |
78 |
8 |
6 |
1807 |
They are sick of baggage fees. |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1808 |
I never thought they'd go to work on Wall Street. I had such high hopes for them when they got into Harvard Law School. |
1.2174 |
0.04592 |
92 |
73 |
18 |
1 |
1809 |
They'll be gone til at least 5. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1810 |
Well, the governor did call for the arrest of undocumented migrants. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1811 |
Working from home is getting out of hand |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1812 |
« I guess free lunch really is for the birds » |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1813 |
I never considered them to be a flight risk. |
1.2170 |
0.04834 |
106 |
87 |
15 |
4 |
1814 |
Trump’s new strategy is a legal team from Canada. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1815 |
They fly south for Q4 |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1816 |
St. Martins Day! |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1817 |
Gucci, Gucci, goose? |
1.2169 |
0.05950 |
83 |
70 |
8 |
5 |
1818 |
South to Mar-a-Lago. I hear he's adding to the legal team again. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1819 |
It's more a firm than a flock. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1820 |
Since they are going to Florida anyway, Trump has hired them to be his legal defense team. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1821 |
That's the group in business class. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1822 |
I had read a sequel to 'TheWolf of Wall Street' was in the works. |
1.2165 |
0.05528 |
97 |
82 |
9 |
6 |
1823 |
They got called back to the office a few month ago, but this time management really means it. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1824 |
Taxes are lower in Florida. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1825 |
Wow, looks like their back-to-the-office policy kicked back in. |
1.2165 |
0.04452 |
97 |
77 |
19 |
1 |
1826 |
I guess they haven't discovered Zoom! |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1827 |
Mar-a-Lago, but it's a different flock each year. |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1828 |
This defense is really heading south |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1829 |
The most stirring part is their travel hours are billable. |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1830 |
I suppose they're filing south for the winter |
1.2162 |
0.04858 |
111 |
92 |
14 |
5 |
1831 |
In the days before I-Pads, these birds used to fill the sky. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
1832 |
Oh, it’s just a work trip. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
1833 |
They litigate south for the winter |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1834 |
Even the birds are taking their business to Florida. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1835 |
I could have sworn they were flocks not schools. |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1836 |
When the Air Canada agent said that those checked carry-ons would arrive on a later flight, did she factor in migration? |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1837 |
As you can see it's just a brief flight. |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
1838 |
"Trump is going south faster than they can fly to defend him." |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1839 |
THEY'RE PUTTING CARRIER PIGEONS OUT OF BUSINESS |
1.2159 |
0.05927 |
88 |
75 |
7 |
6 |
1840 |
"It's a new LLC...'Honkers Without Borders'". |
1.2159 |
0.05469 |
88 |
73 |
11 |
4 |
1841 |
There go the
briefs to Mar Lago |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
1842 |
I guess this will be the last migration |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1843 |
They'll learn. When you take work home it's like you're still at wor |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1844 |
I wondered who bought all the stuff from Coach. |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
1845 |
I guess they’re still required to go in a couple days a week. |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1846 |
They don’t go anywhere without their laptops. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1847 |
The newest cloud storage solution seems a bit literal. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1848 |
The quack lawyers are migrating to Congress |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1849 |
Can't tell if they are migrating or emigrating. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1850 |
It's going to be a long winter. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1851 |
Drone delivery didn't work out. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1852 |
They can work virtually in Mexico! |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1853 |
They are trying to catch the trade winds |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1854 |
"Oh good, they're legal geese, not eagles." |
1.2151 |
0.04284 |
93 |
73 |
20 |
0 |
1855 |
Oh, that reminds me. I quit my job yesterday. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1856 |
I feel like everything's gotten so corporate. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1857 |
There's been a mass exodus ever since he renamed it X. |
1.2151 |
0.05481 |
93 |
78 |
10 |
5 |
1858 |
As a large language model, I am unable to provide a caption for this cartoon. My capabilities are focused on text generation and interpretation, and I do not have the functionality to analyze or interpret images. |
1.2151 |
0.05892 |
93 |
80 |
6 |
7 |
1859 |
This Canadian consults just flew in and shat all over the place. Good riddance. |
1.2151 |
0.05036 |
93 |
76 |
14 |
3 |
1860 |
Migration sure has changed since I was a kid! |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1861 |
I’ve trained them to take their poop back to Canada. |
1.2150 |
0.05148 |
107 |
90 |
11 |
6 |
1862 |
Don't they have Zoom? |
1.2150 |
0.04793 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1863 |
I feel a migrate coming on! |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1864 |
Commutes are for the birds |
1.2150 |
0.04974 |
107 |
89 |
13 |
5 |
1865 |
I don't think it's called a gaggle if they are lawyers. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1866 |
It must be morning rush hour with all that honking. |
1.2143 |
0.04812 |
84 |
67 |
16 |
1 |
1867 |
I guess Grey Goose wants everyone back in the office. |
1.2143 |
0.04504 |
84 |
66 |
18 |
0 |
1868 |
Well, I've always said that working is for the birds. |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
1869 |
I told them they could work remotely. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1870 |
And to think they won't be back until next Tax Day. |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
1871 |
Some days I wish I hadn't quit the goose chase. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1872 |
He had to sell his plane to cover his legal bills |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1873 |
Donald likes their cleavage. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1874 |
Look, a gaggle of lawyer geese! ‘Probably heading south for Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1875 |
Just one suitcase for the whole winter. They must not have as many shoes as you do.” |
1.2143 |
0.04412 |
98 |
78 |
19 |
1 |
1876 |
And I thought they were just lazy-ass Canada Geese--it's all that baggage!
Brenda Beasley-Forrest, Beaufort, S |
1.2143 |
0.05664 |
98 |
84 |
7 |
7 |
1877 |
A change in venue should help their case… |
1.2143 |
0.05636 |
84 |
70 |
10 |
4 |
1878 |
Look at that, the annual flock of ‘legals’ flying south for the winter… |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1879 |
I guess their work from home days are over. |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
1880 |
I've always said that paperwork is for the birds. |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1881 |
My god! Another version of “The Office”! |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1882 |
They're lobbyists for the Migratory Birds Convention Act. |
1.2136 |
0.04907 |
103 |
85 |
14 |
4 |
1883 |
It probably is beautiful up there but I don't envy their commute. |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
1884 |
Looks like that deal is going south! |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1885 |
Trump’s new defense team. Not exactly legal eagles, but if you’ve got
multiple gag orders to defy, these are the guys you want on the ground. |
1.2136 |
0.05098 |
103 |
86 |
12 |
5 |
1886 |
Yep, in this upside down world 'free as a bird' no longer applies. |
1.2136 |
0.04286 |
103 |
82 |
20 |
1 |
1887 |
Fly safe. We'll see you back for tax season. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
1888 |
They're flying south for the merger. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1889 |
'Our investment company "Golden Egg" advised us not to keep all our eggs in one basket.' |
1.2135 |
0.04651 |
89 |
71 |
17 |
1 |
1890 |
With airline charges for checked luggage now, pretty much everyone takes just a carry-on when flying. |
1.2135 |
0.04918 |
89 |
72 |
15 |
2 |
1891 |
They're heading south for what could have been an email. |
1.2135 |
0.05865 |
89 |
76 |
7 |
6 |
1892 |
Wow these guys can literally work from anywhere. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1893 |
I used to see a lot more of them, but now most of our geese are fully remote. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1894 |
I thought Zoom would end this. |
1.2135 |
0.05412 |
89 |
74 |
11 |
4 |
1895 |
Looks like they’re moving to Canada for good. Can’t say as I blame them. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1896 |
They all go to Canada for the free health care, but mark my words. They'll be back in the winter. |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1897 |
I guess that’s what they mean about taking all your cares away. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1898 |
When I think of all those years that I had to take a crowded bus to the office... |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1899 |
OK I know it’s a long commute but only twice a year! |
1.2133 |
0.04762 |
75 |
59 |
16 |
0 |
1900 |
Again, they're called CANADA Briefs. A Canadian brief could be any brief from Canada. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1901 |
Look,Martha. Even snowbirds are still working from home! |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1902 |
It must be that time of year. The lawyers are migrating back to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1903 |
When PIGs* fly.
* Personal Injury Geese |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1904 |
I have a feeling that company is goosing its numbers. |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
1905 |
Migrants’ paperwork must be a nightmare these days. |
1.2130 |
0.05104 |
108 |
91 |
11 |
6 |
1906 |
All the legal eagles said no |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
1907 |
Won’t be long before we’re all returned to office… |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
1908 |
I wish my company supported remote work |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1909 |
I wish it was that easy |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1910 |
Their commute is the toughest part of their job. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1911 |
You can tell winter is coming on...the geese are flying south with their immigration documents in case they get stopped at the border coming back in the spring. |
1.2128 |
0.05427 |
94 |
79 |
10 |
5 |
1912 |
Birds of a feather quit together |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1913 |
The required migration paperwork is getting out of hand. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1914 |
I guess job migration season is here |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1915 |
Business Class geese always head South ahead of the Economy geese. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1916 |
There's always one that has to be different |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
1917 |
They may not look like attorneys, but they sure are as aggressive and self assertive as some. |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
1918 |
Legal eagle posers. |
1.2125 |
0.04602 |
80 |
63 |
17 |
0 |
1919 |
The number of cases in the air does seem to be extraordinary. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1920 |
I hear it's a faster service than carrier pigeon. |
1.2125 |
0.06083 |
80 |
68 |
7 |
5 |
1921 |
They're heading for Manhattan to join his dodos." |
1.2124 |
0.04941 |
113 |
95 |
12 |
6 |
1922 |
Ah, the magnificent “honk-honk,” of the American Esquire Goose tweeting their migration to Mar-a-Lago to start primary season. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1923 |
I never open attachments. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1924 |
You’re only allowed one carry on |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1925 |
It never gets old. Lawyers flying South for the indictment season. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1926 |
Huh, probably empty except for their phones. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
1927 |
The days of working from home have officially gone south! |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1928 |
They don't see why eagles should get all the work |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1929 |
Those Canadians, such show-offs. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1930 |
So that's how migrating files to the cloud works |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1931 |
GodDAMNit i told you this was a stupid idea! If these geese drop any of those bags of fentanyl in the lake were out a half a million dollars |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
1932 |
Looks like today they’re flying Business Class! |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1933 |
Honk if you get work. |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1934 |
Still beats FedEx!! |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1935 |
I feel like they weren't really listening to my deposition. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1936 |
Remote work is now at a whole new level |
1.2118 |
0.04458 |
85 |
67 |
18 |
0 |
1937 |
I wonder if they can beat the spy balloon |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1938 |
Think the President will remember which one has the nuclear codes? |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1939 |
Another working vacation. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1940 |
I’m leaving you too |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1941 |
Going south is harder now that they all have laptops. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1942 |
I am wondering what is in those bags… |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1943 |
It's now easy to identify the snow birds. |
1.2115 |
0.05234 |
104 |
88 |
10 |
6 |
1944 |
Maybe they know something about the next election we don't. |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1945 |
Yeah, I heard Grey Goose ended its remote work policy and is making everyone come in the office 5 days. Looks like only the executive team is on board.”
Meg Cino, Manahawkin, N |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1946 |
Looks like the snow birds are are still working from home! |
1.2113 |
0.06317 |
71 |
60 |
7 |
4 |
1947 |
And when the flu season ends, they'll return to the office once again. |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1948 |
Now it’s the Canadian’s flying in fake designer bags! |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1949 |
Looks like they’re migrating to the Cayman Islands again this year. |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
74 |
13 |
3 |
1950 |
It appears they are flying Business Class this year. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1951 |
This was one of their brief stays. |
1.2111 |
0.04605 |
90 |
72 |
17 |
1 |
1952 |
Everyone wants to make partner |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1953 |
I love the annual migration of the fowlios. |
1.2111 |
0.05357 |
90 |
75 |
11 |
4 |
1954 |
Looks like Trump's legal eagles are heading to court. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1955 |
I guess everybody works on vacation these days. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1956 |
We Work "
is going South....... |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1957 |
I guess the market is going south. |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
1958 |
I just don’t think the court is going to believe that is how those classified documents ended up in Florida. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
1959 |
If I had luggage that nice, I'd go too. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1960 |
Well, that was easy - should've known what they were asking as settlement would be birdseed. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1961 |
This hybrid work thing just isn’t natural. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1962 |
Well, it was bound to happen eventually. They're going after the airlines. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1963 |
Hell of a commute. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1964 |
Well, that confirms it. The pandemic really is over… |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1965 |
When autocorrect goes wrong Dall-E edition: “Annual Canadian goose litigation. *migration.” |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1966 |
They’re gonna get away with it this time for sure. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1967 |
Someone should tell him a gag order isn't the same as a gaggle order. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
1968 |
Look honey, they're commuting. |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
1969 |
Canadian companies are getting more like Americans. Geese have to take work on their vacations there, too! |
1.2100 |
0.04984 |
100 |
83 |
13 |
4 |
1970 |
I told you it would work. We are NEVER paying to check bags again! |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
1971 |
Job growth this month is sky high. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1972 |
Susan look - it’s Mister Car Wash’s marketing team. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1973 |
Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1974 |
Great, next they all get SUVs |
1.2099 |
0.04880 |
81 |
65 |
15 |
1 |
1975 |
Are those Louis Vuitton?
…nah they’re probably knock off’s |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1976 |
Honey, did you leave our legal documents on the front yard again? |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1977 |
They can work from home for the season. |
1.2095 |
0.04426 |
105 |
85 |
18 |
2 |
1978 |
I thought they were working remotely. |
1.2095 |
0.04214 |
105 |
84 |
20 |
1 |
1979 |
There’s no business like geese business. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
1980 |
I miss the days where they would meet on Zoom. |
1.2093 |
0.04994 |
86 |
70 |
14 |
2 |
1981 |
Do Trump’s new lawyers know it’s hunting season? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1982 |
So much for Canadian healthcare. |
1.2091 |
0.05182 |
110 |
94 |
9 |
7 |
1983 |
Strange! They're all flying Business Class! |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1984 |
Lawyers going south for the winter |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1985 |
It's just group of workaholics from Canada |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
1986 |
No Henry..................The ducks do not have it better than you |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1987 |
I thought they called them "vulture" capitalists... |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1988 |
they plan to work remotely |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1989 |
They actually pack a bunch of turds in those bags and just dump 'em out on lawns, golf courses, public parks — wherever — as soon as they get down to the States. Yeah, no, it's true. They don't really shit that much. They fly the turds down there. |
1.2088 |
0.05954 |
91 |
79 |
5 |
7 |
1990 |
It must be another RICO case. |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
1991 |
That business is heading south. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1992 |
I'm always confused by the legalgeese. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1993 |
I wonder if they'll like working remotely |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1994 |
They must be working on the Pillow case. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
1995 |
I did tell you we were on a goose chase to find the missing documents. |
1.2088 |
0.05303 |
91 |
76 |
11 |
4 |
1996 |
There used to be legal eagles now it's just garrulous geese. |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1997 |
Looks like the trial is over and the legal quacks are flying south for the next one. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
1998 |
They’re flying Business Class |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
1999 |
What do you expect in fly-over country? |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2000 |
They should be able to work from home. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2001 |
They are on their way to Washington. They just won seats in the house |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2002 |
I read that based on recent presidential polling data they flew to D.C. to raise concerns over potential future migration limitiations on our northern border |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2003 |
There go our tax dollars. |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2004 |
Going fully remote has its advantages. |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2005 |
Oh look… another White House gaggle on their way to Mar-a-Lago |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2006 |
They're delivering for Amazon now |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2007 |
Off to another office where they will squawk a lot, poop all over and then fly off again. |
1.2079 |
0.05324 |
101 |
86 |
9 |
6 |
2008 |
Yep, they have to go in twice a week as well. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2009 |
Snow birds with carry-on.. |
1.2079 |
0.04734 |
101 |
83 |
15 |
3 |
2010 |
Are they ducking the conference? |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2011 |
Must be in in the foie gras business. |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
62 |
14 |
1 |
2012 |
They're really taking this return-to-office thing seriously, huh? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2013 |
The Georgia case is attracting a lot of unusual legal talent. |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
2014 |
I guess my commute isn’t so bad after all. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
2015 |
I guess it couldn’t just be an email. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2016 |
With the impact of climate change on their habitats, it was only a matter of time before they lawyered up. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
2017 |
Someone must be hunting without a license. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2018 |
Looks like everyone's ducking out. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2019 |
There goes Giuliani's secret files to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2020 |
I don't care if they do control the House they still poop on our dock |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2021 |
The vulture capitalists won't be far behind. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2022 |
There must be another Aflac convention. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
2023 |
Ok I guess it’s time to go back into the office. |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
2024 |
No, I don’t think any of those are a Birkin. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2025 |
Trumps’ legal team is flying the coop! |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
2026 |
Ugh.. Remote workers are going back to the office |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2027 |
Oh good, nature is healing. |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
2028 |
In office work is now mandatory. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2029 |
Boy, did that meeting ever head south |
1.2069 |
0.05696 |
87 |
74 |
8 |
5 |
2030 |
Trump's flock of new lawyers migrating to Georgia. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2031 |
They’re filing amicus briefs on that EPA appeal. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2032 |
Employers require them to return to the office now that the bird flu epidemic is contained. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2033 |
Seems working remotely is really over. |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
2034 |
You see, birds of a feather do business trips together. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
2035 |
They’re flying to South Beach for the winter. |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2036 |
I hope their work at least covers those travel expenses |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2037 |
I’d love to have a work from anywhere job for winter too |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2038 |
I guess everyone is having a hard time even the birds are working |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
2039 |
Must be Trump’s staff. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2040 |
Vultures, at least, I would understand. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2041 |
First cold day and they duck out. |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2042 |
More indictments for the ex-president. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2043 |
It's all about healthcare. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
2044 |
Look at that. Even snowbirds can’t retire anymore. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
2045 |
Disgruntled ex Twitter employees |
1.2065 |
0.05250 |
92 |
77 |
11 |
4 |
2046 |
I heard their firm litigated the Sullenberger Murders. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2047 |
Accessories have become so seasonal. |
1.2065 |
0.04516 |
92 |
74 |
17 |
1 |
2048 |
By George, they *are* Trump's lawyers. |
1.2062 |
0.04847 |
97 |
80 |
14 |
3 |
2049 |
Their travel time doubled when they insisted on using apps to navigate. |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2050 |
They're flying south for tax season. |
1.2059 |
0.06478 |
68 |
58 |
6 |
4 |
2051 |
Reading and flying has become the new drinking and driving |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2052 |
Even the AI drones are going back to the office. |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2053 |
It's Mother Goose's firm. They passed the bar with flying colors. |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2054 |
Studying climate change is for the birds. |
1.2056 |
0.04144 |
107 |
86 |
20 |
1 |
2055 |
They use their travel points for hotel upgrades. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2056 |
They aren't packing light this year. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
2057 |
My god! It’s every brief case I’ve ever lost! |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
2058 |
They'll circle back in Q2. |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
112 |
93 |
15 |
4 |
2059 |
Looks like they are litigating south for the winter! |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2060 |
At this time in the year, they always fly south and take their ill gotten gains to some off-shore tax haven. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2061 |
You have to train a dozen to carry a single set of golf clubs, but it’s still cheaper and more reliable than checking your luggage when flying South for the holidays. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2062 |
Just Lame Ducks |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2063 |
Yep...there they go again....following their people to Florida for the winter. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
2064 |
Another wedge against working from home. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2065 |
Carryon keeps getting larger |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2066 |
Well, you really need to lawyer up if you are a migrant these days. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
2067 |
Worst time to get the tube |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
2068 |
This year I hear they're flying south for business, not pleasure. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2069 |
This is proof positive that commuting is for the birds. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2070 |
Now that they have the internet they can work wherever they go. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
2071 |
Guess nobody’s safe from return to work policies |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2072 |
It’s not often you see such serious geese. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
2073 |
Watch out... Those geese do their business everywhere they go. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
2074 |
Birds are flying the corp |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
2075 |
They’ll be back |
1.2048 |
0.05878 |
83 |
71 |
7 |
5 |
2076 |
They hope to pass as 'legal eagles.'" |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2077 |
They're off to their corporate winter retreat |
1.2045 |
0.04325 |
88 |
70 |
18 |
0 |
2078 |
They’re all defensive attorneys for quacks. |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2079 |
Our legal system appears to be going south. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2080 |
Well they are lot bigger than a carrier pigeon |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2081 |
They must be lawyers. You can tell by how they're squawking at each other. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2082 |
Now that Covid is over, they're going back to the office |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
2083 |
debt migration |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
2084 |
Don’t worry, they’ll circle back in Q1 |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2085 |
Looks like they have to move back in with their their parents too. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2086 |
It looks like Canada Goose just had their board meeting. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2087 |
They do seem more organized this year. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2088 |
…this move looks permanent |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
2089 |
This is the last time we fly Air Canada, eh. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2090 |
Look! The Snow Birds flying South |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2091 |
I guess everyone does come with some form of baggage. |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2092 |
Think they’re leaving for good this time? |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2093 |
Honk no to return-to-office mandates |
1.2041 |
0.05016 |
98 |
82 |
12 |
4 |
2094 |
I told you they like Birkin Bags. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2095 |
I heard they go to Florida for the tax break. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2096 |
Workaholics flying south for the winter... |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2097 |
They must have seen the latest polls |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2098 |
Looks like the money’s going south! |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2099 |
Now even migrating geese have Business Class. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
2100 |
It seems Trump has run out of US lawyers so he’s bringing some in from Canada. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2101 |
They aren’t flying south, they’re getting out of the country! |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2102 |
Another flock of fly by night lawyers. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
2103 |
Legal briefs for crossing into Florida. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
2104 |
Wait, economy class will follow… |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
2105 |
I think the return to office policy has gone too far. |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
2106 |
Their law degrees won’t help them. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2107 |
those look like geese with briefcases |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2108 |
Before the journey south, they transfer their files to the cloud. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2109 |
I didn't expect the return to office would take off like that. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
2110 |
Uh oh, looks like George Santos's legal team is heading back to Washington! |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2111 |
You never used to see this till remote work became such a thing |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
2112 |
They don't like to check their laptops in baggage. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2113 |
Business class is so worth it! You get extra room for your legs AND your wings. |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
2114 |
Must be an ad for a new carry-on bag |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2115 |
It's weird since they stopped checking their bags. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2116 |
You guys are smarter than us. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
2117 |
I think he's run out of other options. |
1.2024 |
0.05561 |
84 |
71 |
9 |
4 |
2118 |
Those are lawyers - the rest will try to migrate soon. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2119 |
Look, honey! We're not the only ones" |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2120 |
Amazon is really trying to reduce their carbon footprint. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
2121 |
It MUST be bad if the attaches are leaving the country.
(Sorry - I don't know how to put the accent on attaches...SB).... |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2122 |
I heard that their mother imprinted on a hedge fund manager. |
1.2022 |
0.05577 |
89 |
76 |
8 |
5 |
2123 |
They must be late for a meeting. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2124 |
Looks like they packed their things and leaving town |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2125 |
They must be going to therapy. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
2126 |
I’m sure it’s just a historical reenactment of some kind — all the ones I study simply use email. |
1.2022 |
0.05577 |
89 |
76 |
8 |
5 |
2127 |
I think he said, “Honk if you like remote work.” |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2128 |
Close your mouth, Stan. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2129 |
I guess Canadian politeness really IS a myth. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
2130 |
Almost forgot my laptop. That would have really sucked. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2131 |
I think remote working is reaching its limits! |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2132 |
There they go. A gaggle of lawyers, off to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2133 |
Obviously they are planning on working remotely. |
1.2021 |
0.05147 |
94 |
79 |
11 |
4 |
2134 |
It's sad they have to take their work with them when they're on vacation. |
1.2021 |
0.05365 |
94 |
80 |
9 |
5 |
2135 |
I don't think they plan
On coming back |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2136 |
Checking bags has just gotten too expensive."
Scott Edson, Fort Worth, Texa |
1.2021 |
0.04682 |
94 |
77 |
15 |
2 |
2137 |
These one fly south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2138 |
flying south to Mer a largo for the document case |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2139 |
Actually these are the dumber ones who require flight charts. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2140 |
Honey this is what I was talking about - they think they can just fly in and take our jobs! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2141 |
Sure enough. While we’re up here enjoying the “seasons” they have to rub it in every year. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2142 |
They like carry-ons because checking bags is a pain. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2143 |
Turns out our Doctors Without Borders were all quacks. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2144 |
Return-to-work is truly for the birds. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2145 |
aint no fuckin way |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
2146 |
Must be the new managerial subspecies we’ve been hearing about. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2147 |
Never heard of Zoom? |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2148 |
They’re Canadian, so mostly just beer. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2149 |
Looks like it's a working vacation. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2150 |
Well I’m glad my commute isn’t that long. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2151 |
Well, I guess everyone can work from home now. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2152 |
I told you Congress was taking an early recess |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2153 |
Donald Trump can no longer hire a human lawyer. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2154 |
I know Canadians are hard working but I had no idea that extended to their geese. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2155 |
They are taking jobs away from drones. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2156 |
Looks like the corporate global takeover is finally complete. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2157 |
It seems like someone south of the border is in desperate need of
fly-by-night lawyers. |
1.2000 |
0.06625 |
70 |
61 |
4 |
5 |
2158 |
I believe they’re Snow Birds ! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2159 |
No, they're attache geese. |
1.2000 |
0.04389 |
95 |
77 |
17 |
1 |
2160 |
Birds of a feather flexible schedule together. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2161 |
I can’t believe it’s my birthday. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2162 |
The Audubon Society is taking off the gloves. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2163 |
When you stop to think about it, checked baggage isn't an option. |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2164 |
Maybe they work from home? |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2165 |
The lawyers always leave first to negotiate landing rights for the winter season. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2166 |
Yet another sign that work from home is over. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2167 |
I would argue it is carry-on luggage. |
1.2000 |
0.04815 |
70 |
56 |
14 |
0 |
2168 |
Looks like even the geese are going to work from home! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
2169 |
Seems everyone is migrating to the cloud. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2170 |
Trump's new legal team heading to Mar Lago for the winter. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2171 |
Florida tax breakers. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2172 |
Think money launderers are getting desperate? |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
2173 |
Go find a car windshield and do your business. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
2174 |
Looks like outsourcing is hitting an all-new low. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2175 |
Migration bureaucracy is getting absurd. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2176 |
It's a new CIA initiative; they're trained to deliver top secret documents and then go to the bathroom on your car's windshield. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
2177 |
And that was the moment when, John finally got Karen’s hint that she wanted a new hand bag for Christmas. |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2178 |
They fly south for arbitration. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2179 |
When I think of storing my documents in the cloud, this is not what I picture. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2180 |
I still have doubts they can compete with the Amazon drones. |
1.2000 |
0.04525 |
90 |
73 |
16 |
1 |
2181 |
I guess there is something to them being called bird brains |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2182 |
There go go the legal eagle assistants. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
2183 |
I see they’ve got their briefcases in a row. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2184 |
The carrier pigeons are all gone. Those are carrier Canada Geese. |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
2185 |
They won’t return from Florida for another 183 tax days. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2186 |
Behold Amazon's eco-friendly delivery service. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2187 |
File migration season is here, it appears. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2188 |
...and they all went to law school. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2189 |
As they say,
'what's good for the geese is in the valise'. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2190 |
I remember when migration wasn't such a big business. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
2191 |
Looks like they're running out of briefcases in Georgia! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2192 |
Looks like more classified documents are headed to Florida for the winter. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2193 |
You know you’re goose is cooked when it’s loaded up with a briefcase full of subpoenas. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
2194 |
The Gucci gang strikes again. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2195 |
I told you everybody was going back into the office. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2196 |
Even migratory patterns have adapted to remote work. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
2197 |
Their Mother is suing Grimm for copyright infringement. |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
2198 |
Is that a knock off louis vuitton I see? |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
2199 |
Well,this one takes the case. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
2200 |
The economy of scale has put pigeons out of business. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
2201 |
I'm probably just showing my age, but I don't think geese should be lawyers. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2202 |
The pelicans are on strike. |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2203 |
Yeah they’re not coming back |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2204 |
They must’ve been caught insider trading. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
2205 |
Honk if you want to debrief. |
1.2000 |
0.04500 |
80 |
64 |
16 |
0 |
2206 |
Looks like the Six Geese a-Laying haven’t escaped cutbacks, either. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2207 |
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the Southern Poverty Law Center!” @splcente |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
2208 |
Work is for the birds … I think it’s time to retire. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
2209 |
Got Brief? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
85 |
68 |
17 |
0 |
2210 |
Geese valise! Will you look at that? |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
2211 |
Their immigration lawyers. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2212 |
They must be bagged.... |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
2213 |
Well, that’s the last of the silverware. |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
2214 |
We won’t see them again until Q1 2024 |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2215 |
Someone ordered five satchels from Prime |
1.1980 |
0.05269 |
101 |
87 |
8 |
6 |
2216 |
They can all work remotely now. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2217 |
Remember back in the good old days when they could fly with free carryons ? |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2218 |
Evidence of evolution never ceases to amaze me. |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2219 |
Are they learning to fly or flying to learn? |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2220 |
You know, Canada is in the opposite direction, right?! |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2221 |
I think they're related to carrier pigeons. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2222 |
It’s ok, Alice. It’s our Space Force and they even have the nuclear codes. So all’s well. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2223 |
The hybrid working model is really taking off.” |
1.1979 |
0.04348 |
96 |
78 |
17 |
1 |
2224 |
Must be headed to Mar-a-Lago |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
2225 |
There go the Snow birds ... |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2226 |
It only ever happens when a goose gets into a really bad car accident |
1.1978 |
0.05463 |
91 |
78 |
8 |
5 |
2227 |
There's your answer: remote work is for the birds. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2228 |
I heard they specialize in gaggle clauses. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2229 |
Life Hack: you can Fedex the luggage ahead! |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2230 |
They mean business this year. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2231 |
They can no longer work remotely! |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2232 |
You get one free personal item but carry-on is extra. |
1.1977 |
0.04320 |
86 |
69 |
17 |
0 |
2233 |
... and the litigation goes South for the Winter. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2234 |
Canada really as its act together on climate change. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2235 |
Oh look, a flock of migrating Canada briefs |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2236 |
I hear the commute takes months. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2237 |
Yes that is a woman leading the way |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
2238 |
These executive geese don't know about the gander ceiling |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2239 |
Looks like they're serious about buying Antigua. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2240 |
It must be executive air. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2241 |
The business class... always the most spacious, indeee. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2242 |
I swear, geese are taking over the world now. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
2243 |
I didn't know the Canadians had this much baggage |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2244 |
Do you think they’re from the tax office? |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2245 |
Crazy how much paperwork it takes to cross the border. |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
72 |
11 |
3 |
2246 |
They're the Audubon Society lawyers. I can tell from their honking. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2247 |
Would you look at that! I can’t believe they still use briefcases! |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2248 |
I guess when you’re migratory working from home just isn’t in the cards. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2249 |
Baggage fees are out of control. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2250 |
Glad to see somebody is using the office space. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
2251 |
Lately, crypto has been making them nervous. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
2252 |
I have contacted the IRS I know their hiding something. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2253 |
Of course they’ve been fired. What can you expect, never putting in a full day’s work, leaving the office early always before sundown. |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2254 |
I misunderstood when you said you’d bagged some geese |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2255 |
I guess they’re back in office too |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
2256 |
It's not that they are taking the briefcases. It's that they left the lawyers. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2257 |
Migrant Workers |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
2258 |
Apparently it’s tax season in Canada. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
2259 |
Wow...They're really making everyone work from the office now |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
2260 |
Remote work season is over. |
1.1972 |
0.06222 |
71 |
61 |
6 |
4 |
2261 |
This lawsuit is just a wild goose chase. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2262 |
From here they look like Hartmann. |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
2263 |
These guys follow the storks around and give new mothers their second jobs. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2264 |
Nowadays they only fly in for the weekly staff meeting. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2265 |
I didn't have the cash to pay them for the brief, but they said they would put it on their bill. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2266 |
Work-from-home was too good to last. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2267 |
These days, everyone is working on their vacation. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2268 |
You know, Bloomberg said the blue exodus wasn't over |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2269 |
When you fly, you're allowed only one personal item. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2270 |
It's none of your business. |
1.1959 |
0.05000 |
97 |
82 |
11 |
4 |
2271 |
It’s like the time I told my boss I was working remotely during my trip to Cabo |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2272 |
Elon Musk started a courier service. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2273 |
They're from Goose LLP, attorneys who specialize in migration rules that apply to birds. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2274 |
I guess they can’t work remote. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2275 |
Christ, what an asshole! |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2276 |
Using backpacks would really free up their feet. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2277 |
They just decided to take their business elsewhere. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
2278 |
We should have paid the 25 bucks for extra carry-on. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2279 |
Top secret files fly to the sky via shape-shifting politicians |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
2280 |
some fly south but these one are flying to work |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
2281 |
Yes, I DO remember that you said you wanted to return those classified documents anonymously . . . |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2282 |
There's wild geese, there's tame geese, and there's geese under federal indictment. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2283 |
Trudeau must be running again. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2284 |
They honk more than I do racing to work. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2285 |
Business class really is the only way to fly! |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
2286 |
You've heard of legal eagles. Those are paralegal geese. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2287 |
Apparently they now have to be in the office two days a week. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2288 |
Hey! Those are Gucci bags, not goosie bags! |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2289 |
Just a brief encounter. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
2290 |
Our case is going south |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2291 |
You know the weather’s changing when the geese return to the office. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2292 |
And these are the serious geese. |
1.1954 |
0.04276 |
87 |
70 |
17 |
0 |
2293 |
Even if we celebrated Christmas in hot pants, they would still find reasons to travel long distance. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2294 |
Whoa, look honey, it's a flock of legals. |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
2295 |
These return to office mandates really are getting out of hand |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2296 |
It’s such a shame we had to turn them away at the border. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2297 |
Companies are no longer letting them migrate from home. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2298 |
Abandoned by legal eagles? Resort to silly geese. |
1.1951 |
0.05607 |
82 |
70 |
8 |
4 |
2299 |
The defence's lawyers are sharks, I hear |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
2300 |
Pack light, we're off to Miami. |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
2301 |
how else can they transport their iPads? |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
2302 |
There goes a load of crap." |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2303 |
The ol’ nine to fly, eh? |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
2304 |
Welcome to the John Grisham multiverse. |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2305 |
Happens every year. They're heading south to the Caymans, with their portfolios. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2306 |
They must be Republicans! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
2307 |
Well, the Fly By Night Accounting Service is heading south for vacation. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2308 |
Well there goes the 9 to 5 commuters on their flight home. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2309 |
Must be Ducks Unlimited annual meeting! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2310 |
Bro my bags- |
1.1948 |
0.06142 |
77 |
67 |
5 |
5 |
2311 |
Must be some kind of meeting down south in the U.S, eh? What birdbrain thought that up? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2312 |
Geese used to migrate, now they commute. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2313 |
A brief case of bird flew” |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2314 |
Looks like their flight only allows one carry-on bag per goose. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2315 |
These days you can't succeed in business without really flying |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2316 |
This flock is travelling on business class. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
2317 |
On no, that one dropped its airpod. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
2318 |
Wow. Even the geese are in-office on Fridays now. |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
2319 |
Eco-friendly cloud transfer comes with a side of poop. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2320 |
They're off to Southern District Court." |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
2321 |
Thanks for covering me at work today |
1.1944 |
0.04697 |
72 |
58 |
14 |
0 |
2322 |
They’re the ones behind the Canada Goose jackets. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2323 |
Can't migrate to Texas these days without proper documentation. |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
2324 |
They'll be back before April 15th. |
1.1940 |
0.06464 |
67 |
58 |
5 |
4 |
2325 |
Third flock we have seen. All heading to Mar-a-Lago. Trump must be home for Thanksgiving. |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2326 |
There goes more classified and top secret documents heading south or wherever. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2327 |
Must be another mail strike on at Canada Post |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2328 |
Must be a business meeting. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2329 |
Flocking briefs! |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2330 |
Look, carry on Canadian Geese! |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2331 |
You know climate change is serious when waterfowl treat migrating as business travel. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2332 |
Partners’ meeting in San Juan Capistrano |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2333 |
Those are the new attorneys going from Mar-A-Lago to D.C. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2334 |
There goes the 5:16 to Babylon. |
1.1935 |
0.04119 |
93 |
75 |
18 |
0 |
2335 |
This looks more promising than that pizza delivery disaster. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
2336 |
Deep south. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2337 |
They said the business climate is better in Florida. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2338 |
Must be the migration of the Legal Eagles! |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2339 |
They must be migrating to a hybrid work model. |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2340 |
This is one way to avoid the baggage fees at the airport!" |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2341 |
I hear Canada just lowered its business tax rate. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2342 |
Look, honey, it's the fourth-quarterly migration of the ducks "getting in a row." |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2343 |
Red state migration requirements are getting onerous |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2344 |
I didn’t think they could fly business class. |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
2345 |
Told you the migrants were going to take our jobs. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2346 |
So that’s how my documents get into the cloud |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2347 |
Hey! Can you connect me with the person in charge of cloud file sharing solutions for your flock |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
2348 |
Somehow it was more stirring before Gucci. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2349 |
Ah, the harbinger of fraud - flying south for the audit. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2350 |
Apparently they're suing over the money for their guano. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2351 |
They are flying south for a corporate meeting. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2352 |
Ahhhh. Smart birds!!!They carrying their laptops to work remotely in Arizona for winter! |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2353 |
Now that's what I call traveling light! |
1.1928 |
0.04356 |
83 |
67 |
16 |
0 |
2354 |
They were more productive when they were in nest five days a week. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2355 |
I guess that’s this migration season’s It Bag. |
1.1928 |
0.05544 |
83 |
71 |
8 |
4 |
2356 |
I don’t know why they won’t let the poor dears keep working from home. |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2357 |
They have a very strict “one carry-on” policy! |
1.1928 |
0.05272 |
83 |
70 |
10 |
3 |
2358 |
They’re finally dealing with their baggage. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
2359 |
You think they gave up on their dreams of being a silly goose? |
1.1928 |
0.06050 |
83 |
73 |
4 |
6 |
2360 |
The smart ones schedule business meetings during the Christmas holidays. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
2361 |
Valise Geese! |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2362 |
they’re getting the flock outtah here honey “ |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2363 |
Apparently the arc of the moral universe is bending south for the winter. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2364 |
This is what happens when you don't have reliable internet. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
2365 |
They're lawyers. They just lost a big case. The judge found for the gander. |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
2366 |
Oh God. It's the earth's legal team. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2367 |
we are in fly over territory |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2368 |
How disappointing. "Legal Eagles" they are not. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
2369 |
And good riddance! I'm tired of them doing their business on my lawn. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
2370 |
It's an Amazon delivery. Hear the "Swoosh"? |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
2371 |
... On their way to Mar-a-Lago for the winter. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
2372 |
Wow.They still go to the office in canada. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2373 |
Trump's lawyers are heading south. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2374 |
Don't forget your passports, eh? |
1.1919 |
0.04229 |
99 |
81 |
17 |
1 |
2375 |
Work, work, work! Going south for the winter is no picnic these days! |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2376 |
Wow! The Golden Goose's financial team." |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
2377 |
They have been to the Pentagon again this year. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2378 |
So that’s why those management consultants were clutching dry bread |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2379 |
Their destination must be confidential. |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
2380 |
Working remotely. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
2381 |
Canada is the future |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
2382 |
Like I say, work-life balance is for the birds. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2383 |
It looks like they’re not coming back next spring. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
2384 |
See? I told you work from home would not last. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
2385 |
Legal geese? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2386 |
Climate change is making migration ever more complicated. |
1.1915 |
0.05715 |
94 |
83 |
4 |
7 |
2387 |
no one's flying South for the winter I guess |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2388 |
The meth will be in Mexico before morning. |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
2389 |
I doubt there is a charge for a seat though. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2390 |
Looks like working from home is over for everyone. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
2391 |
Remote work policies are for the birds. |
1.1912 |
0.06021 |
68 |
58 |
7 |
3 |
2392 |
They're off to file Donald Trump's lates volley of appeals. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2393 |
Man, the carry-on fees must have been killing them.” |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2394 |
Ambulance Honkers |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2395 |
The Canadian Geese attorneys are known to be the most aggressive. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2396 |
They pack light |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2397 |
They must’ve run out of vacation days |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2398 |
Legal eagles return to Mara Lago |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2399 |
It’s time for their annual pitch to make it Canada Duck. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2400 |
The Canada briefs are on their way. |
1.1910 |
0.05270 |
89 |
76 |
9 |
4 |
2401 |
Today even geese requiere immigration papers |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2402 |
They finally refused to be sitting ducks for border surveillance, now they carry their complete paperwork |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2403 |
I can’t believe they fit it all in one carry-on. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
2404 |
Seems like everyone flies business class now. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2405 |
They now need a 400 page document to tag each protected animal. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2406 |
Amazon’s gone ecological! |
1.1905 |
0.04310 |
84 |
68 |
16 |
0 |
2407 |
Now remember guys, drop those off in orlando next to the walmart! |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
2408 |
No more working remotely. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2409 |
Their company revoked the work-from-home policy. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2410 |
Birds of a feather work together. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2411 |
I heard there’s a huge anti-duck hunting summit in the city |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2412 |
We all knew 'work from anywhere' was never going to last. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2413 |
Parece que los pájaros entendieron lo del 'vuelo ejecutivo' antes que nosotros. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2414 |
Look at all the bureaucracy that comes with their free health care. |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
2415 |
Looks like Avon is really branching out. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2416 |
I wonder how the carrier pigeons feel about this. |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
2417 |
They’ll do anything just to avoid paying for checked bags. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2418 |
Looks like work-from-wetlands is over. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
2419 |
The "return to the office" mandate gets us all in the end |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2420 |
I guess the Canadian geese attorneys are headed to the Supreme Court to argue their non-alien status. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2421 |
Tchaikovsky just isn’t the same post-encroachment. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2422 |
It’s quite the phenomenon. Climate change combined with inflation has altered their migration patterns. They’re now uploading company files to the cloud before heading south for the winter. |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
2423 |
Those are all the storks lawyers. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2424 |
This is the end of working from home |
1.1899 |
0.04441 |
79 |
64 |
15 |
0 |
2425 |
It's like I expected—a lot of businesses these days are going south. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2426 |
I heard Mother Goose is being sued by PETA. Whatcha want to bet this is her defense team? |
1.1899 |
0.05719 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
2427 |
With the extra funds for the IRS enforcement they decided to move to Mexico permanently |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2428 |
They do this every season and leave the turkey's to fend for themselves. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2429 |
Well that’s that’s one way to save on luggage charges |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
2430 |
They migrate back to office when the job market gets cold. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
2431 |
Really, John? You couldn’t just pay the airline’s luggage fee? |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
2432 |
They're heading to Florida to be part of Trump's legal team. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2433 |
I guess that remote work from home thing didn’t work out for them. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2434 |
Didn't you tell me that the Great Resignation was over? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2435 |
A flock of lawyers, flying south to Georgia. |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
2436 |
Yet another sign that business is headed south. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2437 |
Birds are so good at planning group trips, arn’t they? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2438 |
I hope MY accountant is still here! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2439 |
They took advantage of pre-holiday sales |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2440 |
Everyone was saying 'law school is for the birds' |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2441 |
Maybe they're going away for good |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
2442 |
If that's what it takes for them to start migrating again...beautiful. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2443 |
They're transitioning to work-from-home for the winter. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2444 |
All the human lawyers dumped him as a client, then the apes said no, then all the other mammals refused, so now he's hiring geese. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
2445 |
Fowl is as fowl does. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2446 |
Remote work is really getting out of hand |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
2447 |
The goose has a lawyer - The gander has two |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2448 |
Economy business class |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2449 |
I thought they were leaving later because of climate change, but it's really evolution. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2450 |
I suppose it’s only to be expected after “Legal Eagles” and “The Pelican Brief.” |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2451 |
Do you think they are full of coconuts⁉️ |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2452 |
Functional accessories are a big part of flock mentality, you know. |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
2453 |
They work for elon musk too. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2454 |
The IRS will hire anybody nowadays. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2455 |
I thought only Legal Eagles flew south. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
2456 |
Look! A perfect Vee. |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2457 |
They wanted to use turkeys, but there seems to be a shortage of them these days. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2458 |
A government app that can’t be hacked! Ducks with dossiers! |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
2459 |
It’s not a question of where they grip it, it’s a simple question of weight ratios. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
2460 |
Well, it is only two days a week. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2461 |
It's safer than Southwest Air |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2462 |
It's a shame to see their business going south. |
1.1882 |
0.05422 |
85 |
73 |
8 |
4 |
2463 |
They're in the business of migration |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2464 |
Summer is a brief case. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
2465 |
They are normally fly-by-night. |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2466 |
I can hardly believe this. It looks like..like....... |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
71 |
12 |
2 |
2467 |
Apparently two flocks collided with each other about fifty miles south of here. These must be lawyer geese heading there. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2468 |
Don't you just hate long office commutes? |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2469 |
Working is for the birds" Scott Connolly, Burlington Vermon |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2470 |
Must be an airline perk. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2471 |
Our materialist culture is ruining the environment. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2472 |
You have to give them credit for good taste. Every brief case made by dunhill. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2473 |
Congress.
Off to winter break |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2474 |
Ah hah, Trump’s latest attorneys. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2475 |
I wonder how much they charge per pound... |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
2476 |
There's a supply chain issue for carrier pigeons |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
2477 |
Air Canada must be charging to check bags now! |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2478 |
I saw a flock earlier with the matching shoes. |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2479 |
No those aren't legal eagles, those are legal geese. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
2480 |
They're probably not allowed to work from home. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2481 |
Landing must be fun to watch |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2482 |
I overheard them say they're on the way to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2483 |
With social distancing ending even they've been ordered back to the office. |
1.1875 |
0.05925 |
80 |
70 |
5 |
5 |
2484 |
They have an appointment with a legal eagle. |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
2485 |
That reminds me. Your mother is coming to visit. I'd better pack a bag and get out of town |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
2486 |
Rumor has it they’re not coming back. |
1.1875 |
0.04391 |
80 |
65 |
15 |
0 |
2487 |
They're headed to Florida. Disney just hired them to sue DiSantos. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
2488 |
Even they’re allowed only one small carry on |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
2489 |
I've been hearing there's a lot of litigation in Florida. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
2490 |
Migration happens quickly, but this year it seems unusually brief." |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
2491 |
Hope they don't get stuck in traffic... |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2492 |
They must be nesting at Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2493 |
Even the geese want to fly business class! |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2494 |
It looks like baggage fees are affecting everyone's travel plans these days. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
2495 |
Hey, I know one of those guys |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2496 |
Look dear , somebody is sending Flailmail |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2497 |
Not migrators, just commuters |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2498 |
That's the life. Winters on Wall St., summers in the Hamptons. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2499 |
I ts a post office cost cutting thing |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2500 |
They are Trump’s gaggle of lawyers fleeing indictment! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2501 |
They work in Florida." |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2502 |
Turns out AI stealing our jobs was the least of our worries. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2503 |
Do they check the weight on carry on bags? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2504 |
Elon Musk told them they can't work from home anymore. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2505 |
Long commute! |
1.1867 |
0.05910 |
75 |
65 |
6 |
4 |
2506 |
Jeez, they'll give anyone a Birkin these days. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
2507 |
I heard A.I. was going to do our jobs for us. Though I didn’t expect them to outsource the work to geese… |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2508 |
They call it blogging. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
2509 |
Good thing we quit the 9 to 5 to fully focus on our content creation, this is just getting ridiculous. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
2510 |
I imagine it is another flock of Trump lawyers headed for Mar-a Lago |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2511 |
The climate crisis has nature working overtime. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2512 |
Are those checked bags or carry ons?" |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2513 |
Take your flock to work day. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2514 |
It’s a gaggle of go-getters |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2515 |
The firm of Falcon, Eagle, and Sparrow are heading south for the winter. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2516 |
They're headed for the Canadian border with their citizenship papers. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2517 |
They are commuting to work from home. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2518 |
Get my gun! The lawyers are evolving. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
2519 |
All the execs get to fly back to Ontario. We have to find our own way. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
2520 |
Return to office is in full swing I see. |
1.1860 |
0.05363 |
86 |
74 |
8 |
4 |
2521 |
The captain said to prepare the cabin for goose bumps…I mean, turbulence! |
1.1860 |
0.04221 |
86 |
70 |
16 |
0 |
2522 |
The geese actually fly south for tax season |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2523 |
It's the new IRS agents going to Mara Lago for the winter |
1.1857 |
0.06203 |
70 |
61 |
5 |
4 |
2524 |
I hear next on the list in Florida are the bird sanctuaries. |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
2525 |
Is that the quickest way to get information to the cloud? |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
2526 |
They're good, but I prefer flying monkey lawyers. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2527 |
I hope they get to Mr Netanyahu as the information they carry may help him to announce a ceasefire. |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
2528 |
Migrant workers from Canada. |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
2529 |
Canadians love our Black Friday sales |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2530 |
I see Canada Goose is ready for their IPO. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
2531 |
Thye have webbed feet, I wonder how they hold on. |
1.1856 |
0.04476 |
97 |
81 |
14 |
2 |
2532 |
I hated them even before they became lawyers. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2533 |
It's a new startup: Deliverzoo. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2534 |
They're heading to Wharton... |
1.1852 |
0.05586 |
81 |
70 |
7 |
4 |
2535 |
I thought carrier geese were extinct. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2536 |
AI makes everything seem real! |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2537 |
The ex-President's legal team is migrating early this year! |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2538 |
Yeah, I heard the State Department had to cut its diplomatic courier budget. But this ... ? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2539 |
Covt has changed a lot of habbits. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2540 |
Those windmill lawsuits are really heating up.” |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2541 |
Its unbelievable. You can't move for lawyers |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2542 |
Looks like remote work is really over. |
1.1852 |
0.04343 |
81 |
66 |
15 |
0 |
2543 |
Don't worry about the lawsuit, they'll be nice. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2544 |
Boy, that meeting must have gone south. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2545 |
I'll never understand choosing to have a long commute. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2546 |
I donated two bills to their "Honk If You Support The Rule of Law" movement. |
1.1852 |
0.05856 |
81 |
71 |
5 |
5 |
2547 |
It’s looking like tax season |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
2548 |
They’re migrating to Microsoft teams. No one informed them they didn’t have to physically move. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
2549 |
It's the carpool lane. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2550 |
Trumps original plan to hide government secret documents. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2551 |
Look who passed the Florida bar exam. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2552 |
They're getting in their ten-thousand flaps. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2553 |
They're started allowing them to bring one personal item on the flight. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
2554 |
They might lack experience, but they can't plead guilty, and Trump can now base his case for delays on his legal team migrating for the winter. |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
2555 |
"Hope on the wing"
Jesús Mayor,Santiago de Cali,Colombia |
1.1846 |
0.06538 |
65 |
57 |
4 |
4 |
2556 |
GOOSE COMMUTE! |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2557 |
I hear they're wintering at Mar-a-Lago this yesr. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2558 |
So much for working from home |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2559 |
Looks like they're heading back to the city. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2560 |
Rent’s cheaper in Florida |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2561 |
They’re off to look for seed capital. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2562 |
Well, I guess they didn't like the power point. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
2563 |
I've heard a lot of remote workers are being called back to the office these days. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
2564 |
Unfortunately they come back in the spring. |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
2565 |
I didn’t realize migrating our files would be this easy! |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
2566 |
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go! |
1.1839 |
0.04178 |
87 |
71 |
16 |
0 |
2567 |
Looks like Trump's legal team is heading down to Florida. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2568 |
I believe it's called a "laggle." |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2569 |
And here I was, just assuming pelicans with briefs were a thing of mere fiction. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2570 |
Looks like business travel is picking up. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2571 |
The Geese really look like they mean business this year |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2572 |
I hear their carry-on rules are very strict. |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
2573 |
That will do it! |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2574 |
We should have used Goose-Express next day shipping! |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2575 |
the swallows are taking their berkins to capistrano. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2576 |
Another blow to commercial real estate |
1.1837 |
0.04886 |
98 |
84 |
10 |
4 |
2577 |
A gaggle of lawyers! Commuting! This could be a New Yorker magazine Cartoon caption contest. GADZOOKS! |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2578 |
Looks like working from home is over for them too. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2579 |
Judy, quipped sharply, ‘Unlike the dogs of summer, the birds of winter truly meant business’ |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2580 |
They're really tightening up the carry-on rules. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2581 |
Well, goose down IS reportable income. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2582 |
The Trump squad flying south for the winter. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
2583 |
They're a trump duck lawyer team alright. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
2584 |
Well, at least they can work remotely now. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2585 |
That's what you get for passing the bar in two states |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
2586 |
Hogwarts hasn't been quite the same since they retired the owls. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
2587 |
Apparently this is how they're transporting classified documents nowadays. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
2588 |
They're flying north before the election. |
1.1831 |
0.06441 |
71 |
63 |
3 |
5 |
2589 |
And they say remote work is dead. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
2590 |
That's not a gag. It's a gaggle. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2591 |
Evidentuarily, someones' geese are cooked? |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2592 |
The office reopened |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2593 |
This is what work at home has brought us to? |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2594 |
Ahhh, commercialism. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2595 |
Well Martha,I guess it IS time to close up the cabin. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2596 |
Looks like they will be working remotely for a few months. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2597 |
Geese flying by briefly usually means it will be a short winter. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2598 |
« See, honey, I’m not the only one who brings work on vacation. » |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2599 |
Ah, legel geese flying south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2600 |
They'll be fighting it out in court over wetlands issues. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
2601 |
Didn't you tell me they were a fly by night organization? |
1.1829 |
0.05789 |
82 |
72 |
5 |
5 |
2602 |
Oh Charles, it’s tax season |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2603 |
They’re protected by law. |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
2604 |
Well, there goes my representation. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
2605 |
I remember when they all aspired to be awful Doctors. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2606 |
I don't think they want to do business with us anymore here on Lake Eerie. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2607 |
Look, a group of Trump attorneys flying to Atlanta. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2608 |
The evolution of the passenger pigeon |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2609 |
I told you the migrants were taking our jobs. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2610 |
If you want to be a proper gander, you need to bring the right attire |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2611 |
Digital nomads heading south. |
1.1827 |
0.04882 |
104 |
90 |
9 |
5 |
2612 |
They are headed to Mar A Lago. Trump is running out of lawyers. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
2613 |
I've never seen them before, but I believe they're passenger geese. |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2614 |
Looks like business as usual. |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2615 |
The briefcases say Goldman Sachs. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2616 |
Off to Mar a Largo where the action is! |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2617 |
They’re working on a cloud migration |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2618 |
Well, they are Canada geese, so passports, green cards, birth certificates. Whatever is needed. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2619 |
Energy efficient air mail. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2620 |
They ain’t coming back. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2621 |
Tough times ... it used to be they all went south for vacay. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2622 |
They’re even more fierce than the Legal Eagles. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2623 |
Trump's latest team of lawyers. Silly if you ask me. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
2624 |
It feels like just yesterday they were living over our roof. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
2625 |
”It’s not carrier geese dear, it’s career geese. You must annunciation the “e” |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2626 |
Looks like it will be a brief migration this year |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
2627 |
I love seeing that- luggage flying free |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
2628 |
Phew. Two more would be a sign of a recession. |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
2629 |
Those guys mean business! |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2630 |
See that? That could've been me but y'know- rotator cuff injury |
1.1818 |
0.04440 |
88 |
73 |
14 |
1 |
2631 |
Work has taken off. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
2632 |
They WFH the other 4 days. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2633 |
I heard geese mate for life but this flock seems particularly attachéd. |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
2634 |
‘These guys are full of shit.’ |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2635 |
I guess early bird gets the worm |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
2636 |
It’s not change of season, its change of Sessions and, it’s not migration, it’s change of venue |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2637 |
They know they need to get out of here & move to a saner planet. |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2638 |
It's so peaceful to have free time after moving all my business into the cloud |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2639 |
The shit we carry around with us |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
2640 |
Must be a big flocking merger in the offing. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2641 |
Wish them luck, they're headed for Washington |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2642 |
Maybe we should rethink the term "bird brain?" |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2643 |
I wonder what's in those briefcases? |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2644 |
Don't worry, I have more briefcases at home. |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2645 |
Didn't realize what a dedicated bunch those Canadian birds were! |
1.1807 |
0.05460 |
83 |
72 |
7 |
4 |
2646 |
Yeah, they got a great deal on a short-term rental - no nesting fees. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2647 |
I've heard that business travel picked up after covid subsided. |
1.1807 |
0.05184 |
83 |
71 |
9 |
3 |
2648 |
Must be working class birds. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2649 |
Oh boy, I can't wait to see them bring in the witnesses! |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2650 |
Tax is coming. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2651 |
Never underestimate geeses with valises! |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2652 |
Looks like fowl play to me. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2653 |
at least we’re not half off |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2654 |
F@ck! We forgot to feed the ducks, and now they are planning to sue! |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2655 |
Oh, look ... they are flying in a VP formation! |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2656 |
I wonder if that’s the story behind the famous handbag manufacturer” |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2657 |
I never knew they had their own lawyers; must have been a big case. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2658 |
They're suing the US over global warming... |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2659 |
A lot of companies are moving south. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2660 |
Fair weather tourists. |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
2661 |
I kind of have that "empty nest" feeling now that they are off to college. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2662 |
Remote work really has changed things. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2663 |
Long flight for just a carry-on. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2664 |
Looks like they’re headed to flappy hour early |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
2665 |
The Golden Goose Law Firm is headed to Florida for the winter. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
2666 |
They call this Hitchcock’s ‘The Birkins’ |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
2667 |
Zuke'll really try anything to get us to migrate from X to Threads. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2668 |
They are the ultimate carrier pigeons. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2669 |
I told you not to worry. It's easy to file last minute. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2670 |
This "back to the office" business has gone too far. |
1.1798 |
0.04093 |
89 |
73 |
16 |
0 |
2671 |
So it's true law school enrollments are down. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2672 |
I mean, it was Fendi’s winter sale |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2673 |
So apparently, they have filed a gaggle order against us. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2674 |
I never thought they'd want to go back to the office. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2675 |
Looks like bad news for Canada. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2676 |
With climate change they won’t get back up here in time to file their tax returns. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2677 |
they know something we don't? |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2678 |
That honking makes their commute so stressful. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2679 |
Look at that, will ya'. Makes me think of "The Pelican Brief." |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2680 |
But the dads always come home as soon as they can |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2681 |
There go our Lawyers. We’re flocked. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2682 |
They are really strict about this "one carry-on" policy. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2683 |
Finally, they drained the swamp. . |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2684 |
Look! Congress is back in session. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2685 |
#USPS will not be happy about this” |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2686 |
I hear they’re stopping in New York again this year. |
1.1792 |
0.04795 |
106 |
92 |
9 |
5 |
2687 |
Birds of a feather may flock together but elephants never forget to check their trunks. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2688 |
The litigators are migrating early this election cycle. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2689 |
Impressive that they can fit a whole winter’s worth of stuff into carry on. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2690 |
My job Is going on holidays. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2691 |
Should we be worried? |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2692 |
Now that’s taking “remote work” to a whole new level. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2693 |
They’re trying a hybrid schedule this year. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2694 |
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles,
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings:
These are a few of my favorite things, but I hate their designer briefcases. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2695 |
I heard the storks went on strike, and they hired the law firm B OFST. So, I know the strike won't last too long. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
2696 |
The Mckinsey geese are leaving early this tax season. |
1.1789 |
0.05180 |
95 |
83 |
7 |
5 |
2697 |
That is the beak and Birkin flock |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2698 |
Must be Trump's new legal team. They're flying south in the direction of Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2699 |
I guess they are planning to stay awhile. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2700 |
Flying South for the Trump Trial. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2701 |
More top secret documents and voting ballots heading south to Mar-a-lago. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2702 |
The legal flock is flying south to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1786 |
0.04204 |
84 |
69 |
15 |
0 |
2703 |
They''re delivering down comforters to Long Island. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2704 |
I told you that office work was for the birds. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2705 |
When even they have to give up their Northeast summer homes, you know something's gone a-fowl." |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2706 |
Trump has messenger geese. They are taking briefs of classified documents and heading South to Mar-a-Lago Club for the winter. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2707 |
We say we shoot them for food, but it’s really to steal their corporate secrets. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2708 |
So they can get back across the border in the spring?? |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2709 |
I'm so tired of fast fashion! |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2710 |
'Look honey, another gaggle of digital nomads! |
1.1786 |
0.04204 |
84 |
69 |
15 |
0 |
2711 |
They’re flying for business, not pleasure. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2712 |
The Wall Street high flyers are heading South. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2713 |
Fowl play is typical of big business. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2714 |
Good bye losers. Hello Palm Beach |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2715 |
'So apparently, the storks still deliver the babies, but they've contracted out all the legal and admin.' |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2716 |
Yeah, I’ve stopped sending any personal information over email. |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2717 |
With legislation on the table to crack down on undocumented aliens they’re bringing their papers this time. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
2718 |
This meeting could’ve been a V-mail |
1.1782 |
0.05150 |
101 |
89 |
6 |
6 |
2719 |
They're suing over our current immigration policy. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2720 |
There must be new migration laws on the books |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2721 |
That's one way to get around the Allegiant airlines bagage fee. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2722 |
Looks like the early birds are really upping their game. Worms are out, mergers and acquisitions are in |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2723 |
"Looks like the work at home era is officially over. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2724 |
There go the Flockafellers. |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
2725 |
...must be flying business. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2726 |
They migrate with their own flock of lawyers |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2727 |
They're allowed one personal item on the flight. |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
2728 |
I could use a brief reprieve from winter as well... |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2729 |
They flock with paral-eagels. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2730 |
These days you can work from anywhere. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2731 |
I guess they had a brief meeting! |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2732 |
I feel so lucky to be working remotely. |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2733 |
They’re going the wrong way—the courthouse is north. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2734 |
‘The drone thing wasn’t working so FedEx is trying carrier geese’ |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2735 |
Now they've gone too far with the end of work from home |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2736 |
They're southern lawyers. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2737 |
Wow, a new way to import fentanyl. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2738 |
Geese with that much baggage, are doomed to end up as winter coats. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2739 |
I never realized the bond holders could be converted. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2740 |
We have to stop this immigration, they are taking all the pigeons jobs |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2741 |
they'll do anything to avoid baggage fees |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2742 |
Before disclaimers, carrier pigeons could have got the job done. |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2743 |
They've volunteered to help Doctors Without Borders. |
1.1774 |
0.06308 |
62 |
54 |
5 |
3 |
2744 |
Guess they're working from home. |
1.1774 |
0.05405 |
62 |
52 |
9 |
1 |
2745 |
the Autobahn Society seems to be getting serious. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2746 |
OMG - sustainable drones, environmentally friendly too! |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2747 |
Must be tax season. |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
2748 |
Climate change has them staying south a bit longer,I guess. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2749 |
I've heard of Secretary birds but lawyer birds? |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2750 |
Do you think the one in the front works this hard on his remote days? |
1.1772 |
0.05909 |
79 |
70 |
4 |
5 |
2751 |
Looks like somebody's last-ditch attempt to incorporate overseas |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2752 |
They specialize in immigration law. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2753 |
Obviously, they identify as businessmen. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2754 |
You just had to go and call them silly. |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2755 |
I guess they are flying away with my money. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2756 |
must be easier than checking their luggage |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
2757 |
AI really has advanced. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2758 |
Well, we’re finally empty nesters |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2759 |
Weird. |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
2760 |
They migrate to DC now. Those are the five lawyers who will argue for Canada geese to get dual citizenship. |
1.1771 |
0.04910 |
96 |
83 |
9 |
4 |
2761 |
Goose, goose, gone... |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
2762 |
Another example of the corporatization of migration. |
1.1765 |
0.05339 |
85 |
74 |
7 |
4 |
2763 |
Remember flying business class, Alice? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2764 |
They're headed for camp Lejeune. |
1.1765 |
0.05103 |
102 |
90 |
6 |
6 |
2765 |
You hear them calling out the NRA? |
1.1765 |
0.05070 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
2766 |
Looks like somebody’s goose will be cooked. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2767 |
Naw, not migrating... Morning commuters. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2768 |
Clause for the goose, clause for the gander |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2769 |
I always knew expensive designer bags were for the birds. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2770 |
There's no work-life balance anymore, Mary... They're even forcing the birds to take their work with them on vacation now! |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2771 |
I guess they couldn't afford for their bags to fly Spirit. |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2772 |
They must have checked bags. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2773 |
I heard that there were a lot more applications this year for law school but I had no idea. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2774 |
Don't be fooled - it's six months worth of poutine, Nanaimo bars and back bacon. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2775 |
Poor things. No more long winter vacations now that they have to work from home. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2776 |
Glad to see someone’s commuting again. |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2777 |
There they go again, off to the Caymans |
1.1758 |
0.05086 |
91 |
79 |
8 |
4 |
2778 |
Looks like trump found a new way to smuggle documents down to Florida. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2779 |
Clearly Birkins are for the birds |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2780 |
Looks like Canada Goose are taking their business elsewhere |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2781 |
« back to work, Gen Z » |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2782 |
Don't worry. They'll be back before April 15th. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2783 |
It seems nobody checks a bag these days |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2784 |
And you think that I overpack. |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
2785 |
It takes me an extra half hour to migrate to work, because I have to drive. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2786 |
Retirement is for the birds |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2787 |
And we complain about our commute. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
2788 |
Yep, it’s geese pretending to be legal eagles. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2789 |
Audit season has begun. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2790 |
On their way to Mar-a-Lago for the winter I presume. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
2791 |
Looks like even the geese need to delay retirement these days |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2792 |
Seems like everyone nowadays takes their work with them on vacation |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
2793 |
They’ll be back in the spring. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2794 |
They must have some serious frequent flyer miles. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2795 |
They're not even answering their cells. |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2796 |
They came. They consulted. They avoided the Bag Surcharge... |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2797 |
Those Canada Goose jackets have been so successful,they now have accountants. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2798 |
Hey, look at those birds. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2799 |
A flock of lawyers for the jailbirds. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2800 |
The animals are packing up and leaving our socialist utopia. I don't blame them. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2801 |
It's that time of year again when the empty nesters relocate the office to Florida! |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2802 |
I thought we were losing our jobs to AI? |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
2803 |
They were ordered back to the office |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2804 |
I guess the overhead compartment isn’t so bad after all. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2805 |
Are those itailan bags? |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2806 |
I guess it was too heavy for the carrier pigeons. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2807 |
What the actual f*ck, birds with suitcases!? |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
2808 |
I wonder if they know how lucky they are not having to deal with cramped seats and baggage restrictions. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2809 |
Carrion bags. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
2810 |
Commuters.
Guess they aren't working from home anymore. |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
2811 |
Looks like a retirement party |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
2812 |
Do they really need bags just to settle on the other side of the Hudson? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2813 |
I don’t think they’ll be coming back. |
1.1744 |
0.04116 |
86 |
71 |
15 |
0 |
2814 |
There go our new crop of comedians.Canadians going to Hollywood with their soon-to-be hit gaggles and gags." |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2815 |
See Jan, this is what I mean when I say that some jobs just can’t be done remotely. |
1.1744 |
0.05534 |
86 |
76 |
5 |
5 |
2816 |
Ut-Oh, They Might Not Be Coming Back. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2817 |
I don't think their heading South! |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2818 |
It appears the ticky tacky has spread from doctors, lawyers and business executives to the birds... |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2819 |
And off they go to Atlanta |
1.1744 |
0.04116 |
86 |
71 |
15 |
0 |
2820 |
They know the market cost the plastic bag now |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2821 |
Brilliant! Accomplices to stealing state secrets. No one would think to look for evidence in the brush. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2822 |
Oh! How the bags have flown! |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2823 |
Oddly, this flock only appears on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2824 |
I don't think the flock of board members are coming back. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2825 |
The Anthropocene has gotten complete out of hand. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2826 |
Looks like Canadian companies are quacking down on their return to work policies. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2827 |
I hope it's not all doom and gloom. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2828 |
Well, these days, anyone can work from anywhere. Why not head South? |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2829 |
Carrion luggage has really taken off lately. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2830 |
Classified documents? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2831 |
No working from home for them”. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2832 |
They're definitely more stylish than fanny packs. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2833 |
They’ve got this migration in this bag |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2834 |
There go more of those 2020 Trump votes. |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
2835 |
Hey can you believe how bad it must be getting at the US Postal Service! |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2836 |
See? Nobody checks their bags anymore! |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2837 |
I heard they are lawyering up for a defamation case for being called "Canadian geese". |
1.1739 |
0.06179 |
69 |
61 |
4 |
4 |
2838 |
They'll be back once their retainer is used up. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2839 |
I don't think I will miss them. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2840 |
They are obviously flying Business Class. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2841 |
Let’s hope those are legal briefs. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2842 |
They are flying South to Mar-a-Lago for the Winter |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2843 |
It’s sure hard being a lawyer when all of your cases go south |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2844 |
They’re right, nobody wants to work anymore |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2845 |
They take ‘work from home’ quite seriously. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2846 |
And they said the internet would put them out of work. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
2847 |
Thanks to climate change, they pack lighter and lighter each year |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2848 |
They’re flying north. Must be working remote. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2849 |
I guess they're going south for tax season. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2850 |
They're working on a big case. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2851 |
Trump's legal team is looking more and more desperate. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2852 |
What ever happened to traveling light? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2853 |
Maybe its permanent this time. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2854 |
They must all be females." "How can you tell? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2855 |
Travelling south for the winter to get away is great but they'll regret taking their work with them. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2856 |
It's like seeing Hitchcock's 'The Birds' film but with invading Canadian geese lawyers. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2857 |
Wonder where the ‘Ducks-Unlimited’ conference is this year?” |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2858 |
As they say,'AI acts in mysterious ways.' " |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2859 |
The bag is just for show. No matter how mad they are, they always come back. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2860 |
Just a bunch of bird strike chasers. |
1.1733 |
0.05812 |
75 |
66 |
5 |
4 |
2861 |
They’ve got to be knockoffs. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2862 |
They’ve replaced passenger pigeons with Canada geese. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2863 |
A "gaggle," you say? I thought they were called a "company." |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2864 |
They fly south for the merger. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2865 |
Suitcase testers? |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2866 |
Betcha they're pissed about havin' to go back to the office. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2867 |
There go the elitist white collar geese, flying Business Formation Class, of course! |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2868 |
They told their wives they’re headed to the office. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2869 |
Remote work has gotten out of hand |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2870 |
What a long commute. I wonder if they can work remotely in the Spring. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2871 |
Migratory waterfowl are now required to carry their avian flu vaccination history. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2872 |
They're back in the office three days a week now. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2873 |
Justice Roberts lives on that island |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2874 |
No one can resist a sale . |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2875 |
Looks like he couldn't find any more human lawyers. |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2876 |
Their new client is in Mar-a-Lago and he is having difficulty finding legal help. |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2877 |
Due increasing gun activity in the US, the honkers are moving their business to an offshore site |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2878 |
Little suckers are trained to steal Birkin Bags! |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2879 |
Looks to be more of a business migration. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2880 |
Five o’clock gaggle? |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2881 |
They’re flying south for Q4 of the fiscal year. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2882 |
„This work-from-everywhere-thing is getting out of control!“ |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2883 |
That must be carrier-on luggage. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2884 |
Looks like a business meeting in the South. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
2885 |
I’ve heard they’re flying with their briefcases to carry their documents necessary for crossing the border during their migration. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2886 |
Trump Air 2023 |
1.1724 |
0.04073 |
87 |
72 |
15 |
0 |
2887 |
Remote working is so 2020 |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2888 |
No more working from home for them, but do they really need to honk at everyone? |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2889 |
With a commute like that, they'll get home after winter. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2890 |
They’ve taken on business to “get the bread” |
1.1724 |
0.04073 |
87 |
72 |
15 |
0 |
2891 |
Empty nest |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2892 |
Goosework. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
2893 |
More evidence for Canada's suit against U.S. polluters. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2894 |
Off to the annual Shitting Everywhere Business Expo, I see. |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
2895 |
There goes another argument of lawyers headed to kangaroo court for the winter. |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
2896 |
The “Work From Home” thing is definitely over… |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2897 |
We took the flight into our own paimates this time. The airlines are charging so much for a carry-on. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2898 |
This post Covid return to the office has gone too far |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2899 |
I wish our lawyers flew south for the winter. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2900 |
These days the divorce rate exceeds the birth rate. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2901 |
Everyone ignores the carry-on limits. |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2902 |
Commuter Geese not Migrants |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2903 |
Working from home seems to be catching on everwhere. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2904 |
Even geese need migration lawyers. |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2905 |
As long as they don't do Air Drop on my head. |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2906 |
YES. A GROUP OF LAWYERS IS CALLED A "FLOCK" |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2907 |
Drone birds |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2908 |
Looks like the team decided to wing it. |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2909 |
Looks like his lawyers haven’t been paid by you know who! Can’t even afford documents transport! |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2910 |
I guess a lot of people are still working remotely |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2911 |
I wonder if Mr Hitchcock provided those for the scripts or they had to get them themselves? |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2912 |
They have to carry more migration documents every year. |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2913 |
It's a 1500-hour migration but they bill for 10,000. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2914 |
'El Sur'; The wall can't stop them. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2915 |
They’re charging now for checked bags |
1.1714 |
0.06095 |
70 |
62 |
4 |
4 |
2916 |
The Geese are taking the cases to the highest court in the south |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2917 |
I see the Canadians rescinded 'work from home' permissions. |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2918 |
I'll bet their luggage never gets lost. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2919 |
The Louis Vuitton flock again. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2920 |
They’re flying Coach |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2921 |
The baggage check fees were killing ‘em. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2922 |
Well that sure was a brief case of summer. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2923 |
Really, he's sending those classified documents to Cuba? |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
2924 |
They're going to make me come back to the office soon, aren't they? |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2925 |
They take remote work to a whole new level! |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2926 |
There go Drake's lawyers heading south for the winter. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2927 |
"It's because they started getting charged for checked baggage. |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
2928 |
South is out, now. They’re going to Europe. |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
2929 |
Well, I don't think every one needs to be able to work remotely... |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2930 |
Those darn snowbird attorneys have it all! |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2931 |
There in it for the long haul |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2932 |
Looks like a smash and grab at Ferragamas. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2933 |
I guess some species are actually leaving for Canada before the first Primary. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2934 |
I get the appeal of remote work |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2935 |
Looks like goose for Christmas might come with a lawsuit. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2936 |
Look at ‘em go! It must be another class action suit! |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2937 |
I wish we could work from anywhere |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2938 |
Looks like their office has lifted the Covid guidelines. |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2939 |
The V stands for Venture Capitalist. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2940 |
All that hard work... |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2941 |
I don’t know the particular southerly location to which the legal eagles migrate, but with the legal loons, Palm Beach is usually a good guess. |
1.1707 |
0.05434 |
82 |
72 |
6 |
4 |
2942 |
Must have been another boating accident. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2943 |
TurboTax has made it so difficult to free file. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2944 |
I guess there is no ducking remote work flying South. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2945 |
They must advise the goose that laid the golden eggs! |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2946 |
Their WFH team is co-located. |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2947 |
They're Trump's new lawyers going to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2948 |
I'm not sure I like the direction they're taking nowadays. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2949 |
That's the problem with Gaggle results. They migrate as soon as the search turns cold. |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2950 |
Birds of a feather fly south to the office together |
1.1705 |
0.04031 |
88 |
73 |
15 |
0 |
2951 |
They’re so lucky they get to work remotely. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2952 |
I suppose that’s how to avoid the charge for carry-on luggage. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2953 |
They don’t want to be late for their briefing. |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
2954 |
They are the only lawyers who will work for him, and they're off to Mar-a-Lago |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
2955 |
I thought they had internal GPS. |
1.1705 |
0.04908 |
88 |
76 |
9 |
3 |
2956 |
They’re moving to Miami too? |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2957 |
If you’re working from home anyway, it might as well be someplace warm and sunny.” |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2958 |
The one who lays the golden egg must have accountants. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2959 |
Wow, everybody has a window seat! |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2960 |
Looks like the former president's new legal team heading South to Florida -- and I'm not suggesting they're a bunch of honks! |
1.1702 |
0.04696 |
94 |
81 |
10 |
3 |
2961 |
I heard the briefcases are empty. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2962 |
They’re just like everybody else. Remote work was too isolating. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2963 |
Their boss lets them work from home. I'd winter in Florida too. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2964 |
Are we the only ones who don't go to Florida every year? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2965 |
Yep joining the other bird brains at Mar-a-Lago for the winter |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2966 |
They have probably been watching CNN |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2967 |
Loud and nasty... no wonder they landed that juicy engagement in Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2968 |
Yah, those are the lawyer geese. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2969 |
Silly Season is here again. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2970 |
Personal injury lawyers on the way to the Schenectady duck hunt. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2971 |
This carry on only (COO) is getting out of hand |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2972 |
No checked bags for the entire winter - impressive. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2973 |
Things are really going South this year. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2974 |
They're trying to secure seed capital. |
1.1690 |
0.06013 |
71 |
63 |
4 |
4 |
2975 |
Air travel isn't what it used to be. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2976 |
Limit of one carry on bag per goose. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2977 |
Apparently, as goslings, they imprinted on a lawyer. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2978 |
Birds of a feather... " Looks like someone just got flocked by a group of lawyers. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2979 |
Fly-by-night Trump lawyers, off to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2980 |
Before you know it they fly in a V. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2981 |
There they go again — MBA geeks flocking together in search of meaningless work. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2982 |
Oh look! It's tax season again |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2983 |
I guess they're fed up with working remotely. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2984 |
Is someone saving on postage? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2985 |
From Washington to Maralago; must be secret documents. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2986 |
I told you Air Canada allows a free carry-on. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2987 |
They’re stopping at Mar-A-Lago this winter. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2988 |
I understand they will be working from home. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2989 |
I guess they can't work remote anymore. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2990 |
Trump's flying the documents out of Mar-a-Lago |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2991 |
"It looks like the condo market is booming in Florida" |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2992 |
I guess the carrier pigeons couldn't keep up with the workload. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2993 |
Yup, those are Messenger Geese, like Carrier Pigeons but for Lawyers. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2994 |
Those are Trump's new lawyers. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2995 |
Geesemail. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2996 |
Guess they can’t work from home anymore. |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2997 |
I hope their passports are up to date! |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2998 |
Look, there's Canada Goose's new line of luggage I was telling you about |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2999 |
At least they don’t do their business on our lawn. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3000 |
The Geese Valise" - they said it'd never fly. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3001 |
This snowbird concept is exhausting |
1.1687 |
0.04135 |
83 |
69 |
14 |
0 |
3002 |
Looks like there not working from home anymore. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
3003 |
Jamaican me crazy |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3004 |
And I thought it would be impossible to tell which ones were female. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3005 |
They're apparently heading to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3006 |
Remote work is ruining off-time. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3007 |
Baggage" I hated it |
1.1687 |
0.04135 |
83 |
69 |
14 |
0 |
3008 |
Wow, rent’s gotten too high for these guys too |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3009 |
Everyone is doing home office these days. |
1.1687 |
0.04793 |
83 |
71 |
10 |
2 |
3010 |
Just bird business. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3011 |
I’m really hoping they don’t come back. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3012 |
I’m sure they will be happy when the FedEx strike is over. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3013 |
I guess pigeons wouldn’t do for the amount of information delivered this time. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
3014 |
That is one way to avoid the extra baggage fee when traveling. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3015 |
Looks like insider trading to me. |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
3016 |
The older snowbirds won’t pay the baggage fees. |
1.1685 |
0.05357 |
89 |
79 |
5 |
5 |
3017 |
I taught them to steal only Hermes and Chanel handbags, they waddle up to the victim and wham, they fly off with the bag to my retail outlet in New Jersey..... |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
3018 |
Don't worry. The flight will be brief. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
3019 |
Looks like the passenger pigeon is back. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3020 |
Snowbirds |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3021 |
If you wanted to defend your reputation, wouldn't it be easier to just not be a jerk? |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3022 |
Trump Airlines isn’t what it used to be. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
3023 |
It looks like the entire law firm is "ducking out" of the partners weekly meeting. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3024 |
I'd quit if my company sent me on a five-month business trip. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
3025 |
So THAT direction is South. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
3026 |
Orca Defense Team |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3027 |
Fly-by-night... Is this all that New Yorkers can think of when they see this picture? |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
3028 |
They charge can less than Ryan Air since they’re already going there. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
3029 |
Most of them just throw in a fresh shirt and a toothbrush and they're off. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
3030 |
Everyone does carry-on these days. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3031 |
So who needs new fangled drones when we have our own Canadian geese? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3032 |
Is it litigation season again? |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3033 |
I always wondered how he got rid of all his files. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3034 |
It's because they aren't coming back if either of them get reelected. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3035 |
Even the geese are taking advantage of Air Canada's one free carry-on policy. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3036 |
Florida immigration lawyers. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
3037 |
Birds have evolved from simply eating lone crumbs to actually bargaining for their food by letting the tourists awe at them, |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
3038 |
Another bunch of flock'n lawyers. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3039 |
Somehow, "life is passing me by" doesn't quite capture it. |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
3040 |
I used to be a hunter but I could not handle the additional paperwork. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3041 |
They tried babies, but their temperament was better suited for jury summons. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3042 |
I get so nostalgic when I see them leaving for their next meeting. |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
3043 |
It's tax season. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
3044 |
Looks like the end of the fiscal summer. |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3045 |
Taking work on vacation has definitely gotten out of hand. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3046 |
Look, it's Louis Vuitton's 'Wild Goose Case'...! |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3047 |
Guess it’s time to fly south on business. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
3048 |
So that's what it's come to. Even the geese have lawyered up. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3049 |
Ive to Adam: Even though the they are going to make a purchase in Black Friday, not us. |
1.1667 |
0.04427 |
84 |
71 |
12 |
1 |
3050 |
Well there goes our last lunch. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3051 |
They’re Gander Mountain executives, still looking to land somewhere. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
3052 |
Yesterday they were all carrying loose paperwork |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3053 |
If those training exercises are successful, Amazon intends to start a new Air Mail service. |
1.1667 |
0.05934 |
72 |
64 |
4 |
4 |
3054 |
Look! Wings with Hermès on their feet! |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3055 |
So long, and thanks for all the fish |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
3056 |
We’re not the only ones that carry a lot of baggage |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
3057 |
Happy to see the lawyers head south. |
1.1667 |
0.05294 |
78 |
68 |
7 |
3 |
3058 |
Yeah, I've been reading about this hybird work. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
3059 |
When the geese go back to the office, you know the pandemic is over. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3060 |
I guess they only get one carry-on or small personal item too... |
1.1667 |
0.06326 |
66 |
59 |
3 |
4 |
3061 |
These days, even the cost of migration is going up. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
3062 |
: “Their geesecases are lovely this year!” |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3063 |
Wait, honey was it the pelican brief or the Canadian geese brief? |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
3064 |
They are not flying back in the Spring |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
3065 |
I miss the days when Geese could just be Geese and didn’t have to lug those heavy briefcases to migrate south in the winter. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
3066 |
My accountant said it's the only way to get my records to him in the Caymans, he only trusts Canadians |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
3067 |
I hear their annual conference is a bunch of crap. |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
3068 |
Well I’ll be… birds carry baggage, too. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
3069 |
They have the right idea |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
3070 |
Looking busy |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
3071 |
I guess not all species have embraced working from home. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
3072 |
Goosi bags are all the rage, Zero carbon footprint but delivery times can vary |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
3073 |
Well, that was brief. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
3074 |
Homonym Air is cutting their carrion rates? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3075 |
Still doubt there's global warming Roberta"
Even the geese have packed their bags and are flying north! |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
3076 |
Fly by subpoenas. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3077 |
That's the executive flock that goes to Oaxaca. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
3078 |
The Great Migration: Wall Street analysts flock to their second homes up North for the weekend. |
1.1647 |
0.05252 |
85 |
75 |
6 |
4 |
3079 |
Some people will do anything not to have to pay for carry-on luggage |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3080 |
Looks like everyone is returning to office |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3081 |
I think those are Trump lawyers migrating to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
3082 |
Even Canadians honk on their commute. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3083 |
we've gone to hell when even the smart ones are migrating. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3084 |
I hope there's a podcast long enough for that commute |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
3085 |
Looks like they are planning for a long stay! |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3086 |
… And I bet not a single one of them has a boarding pass! |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
3087 |
Those aren't pelicans. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3088 |
Oh, its just new opportunities for diverse fauna students to get into law school. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3089 |
I'm sure of it now, Sue...they know something we don't. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3090 |
Who drew us? DALL-E 2? |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3091 |
I heard the airlines recently started charging them to check their bags. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3092 |
They're Donald Trumps lawyers, flying South for his winter trials. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3093 |
Hopefully they’ll make it to Mar-a-Lago, where they’ll be safe |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3094 |
Looks like interest rates are about to fall. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
3095 |
This office has gone to the birds |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3096 |
Hogwarts short on owls. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3097 |
Sorry honey. Retirement saving was for the birds, I mean geese, anyway |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
3098 |
Actually they’re flying Southwest for the winter; their carry-on fees are really getting out of hand |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
3099 |
I heard they’re merging with Legal Eagles. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3100 |
Corporate business meeting time, happens every year, they fly Southwest for the Winter |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3101 |
Oh, the annual geese migration south for the winter….conference!” |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3102 |
Behold the majesty of file migration. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3103 |
Look like AIRBNB has a new service offering |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3104 |
Are we the only ones not going to work remotely from Florida this winter? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
3105 |
In this economy, we've even got migrant workers from Canada. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
3106 |
Looks like the money crisis has really been hitting us all, even the geese are looking for jobs. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3107 |
They're suing for their golden egg money. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3108 |
Off to Florida under the impression that he actually pays his lawyers. Silly geese. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3109 |
I hear Amazon’s hard up for workers”. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3110 |
They are the last of our remote work force. |
1.1644 |
0.05857 |
73 |
65 |
4 |
4 |
3111 |
Oh look, it’s the annual migration of finance workers to Miami. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3112 |
I think return to office may have gone too far. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
3113 |
Even the geese have to return to office. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
3114 |
Flying south for the winter - to Mar-a-lago. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3115 |
I bet they are heading for Trump's swimming pool in Florida . |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
3116 |
The business class leaves a little earlier than the economy class. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3117 |
Business Class flight to Ontario. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
3118 |
Hon, you know how I've never seen the Pelican Brief? |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
3119 |
They're heading to Mar-a-Lago to replace the indicted ones. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
3120 |
Looks like they are flying to Wall Street for the winter |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
3121 |
Is this the “legal migration” your uncle Billy was railing against at Thanksgiving? |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
3122 |
Well, I guess remote work is over. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
3123 |
- Birds in other countries don’t have to take their work with them. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3124 |
. Clearly they’re flying “Coach” |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3125 |
I thought it was all migration to digital these days. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3126 |
I’m surprised they’re still commuting. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
3127 |
They’re heading home to Canada to prosecute their case against big oil. |
1.1642 |
0.05862 |
67 |
59 |
5 |
3 |
3128 |
Reminds me to prepare for taxes. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
3129 |
Must be the CEO's on their winter junket. |
1.1639 |
0.06686 |
61 |
55 |
2 |
4 |
3130 |
Dooney & Burke Recall |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3131 |
These bundles of joy belong to business school alumni |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
3132 |
They have no business doing that |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
3133 |
They're all headed to Duck Law School! |
1.1628 |
0.04924 |
86 |
75 |
8 |
3 |
3134 |
Bummer. Taking work home with them. |
1.1628 |
0.04004 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
3135 |
They fly in overpacks for the winter. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
3136 |
They think tbey’re ferrets.” [Editor’s
note: a group of ferrets is called a “business” |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3137 |
I heard big business is going south |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3138 |
This place is for the birds. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3139 |
Imagine what it’s like to never own a winter jacket? |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
3140 |
The economy is heading south. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
3141 |
That’s a whole nother level of working remote |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3142 |
They negotiated to put off the return-to-office until spring. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
3143 |
One-bag limit -- clearly, an economy flight. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3144 |
Well, I guess they have to follow their clients. Is this kind of like ambulance chasing, you think? |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3145 |
Finally they will not be coming back in the spring |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3146 |
The flock doesn't charge for carry on. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3147 |
I'll bet next week both our bosses announce the end of remote work. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
3148 |
I hear their briefs are great, but the bills . . . |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3149 |
Even without the NDA, nobody would believe us anyway. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
3150 |
Shit did I leave the oven on? |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
3151 |
Nobody warned us about artificial intelligeese! |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
3152 |
Business travel is back, apparently. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3153 |
Off to their jobs at the office park, poopin’ on sidewalks and making lunchtime walkers uneasy. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3154 |
Attaché attached |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3155 |
Now THOSE geese… not so silly. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3156 |
Don’t you wish you could just fly away with them. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3157 |
It's the annual migration to the Miami field office. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3158 |
The 8:15 flight. On time, as always. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3159 |
That's a lot of billable hours. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3160 |
That's one way to move declassified documents. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
3161 |
Follow that Bird |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3162 |
They must be flying south for that conference. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
3163 |
I told you. Business is going south. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3164 |
Looks like there's another wrongful death case for the law firm of Fowl, Hunter & Associates. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3165 |
Silly geese — they think they're quietly quitting. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
3166 |
Snow birds flocking to their yearly destination… the south” |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
3167 |
Ahh, “Attaché Geese” . . . carrier pigeons for the 1% |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
3168 |
For them it's always remote work |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
3169 |
They got the memo that they could no longer work from home. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3170 |
Well they are Canada Geese, so maybe it's what carrier pigeon looks like socialism style. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3171 |
They're carrying their flight directions. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3172 |
Their business is really going south. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3173 |
I heard they can deliver pizza faster than drones! |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
3174 |
They represent the goose in the Duck, Duck vs Goose case. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
3175 |
Trump’s lawyering up has really gone wild! |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
3176 |
Every year they fly south for happy hour. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3177 |
They must be heading to South Florida for someone who can't get real lawyers. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3178 |
They’re migrating their assets, steering clear of a fowl market. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
3179 |
Well, they always threatened to move to Canada... |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
3180 |
Remember when we got one free carryon too? |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
3181 |
just the newest way that ex-pres has found to move documents to 'out of sight' locations! |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
3182 |
I guess the working remotely craze is catching on everywhere. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
3183 |
Carry on luggage. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
3184 |
I guess no one works from home anymore. |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
3185 |
The new immigration reforms are for the birds. |
1.1613 |
0.06168 |
62 |
55 |
4 |
3 |
3186 |
I stopped commuting, not because of the time or price of gas, but rather the incessant honking. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
3187 |
It's a classic, v-formation corporate buyout. The first one has the egg. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
3188 |
It's so that they can be sure they'll get back into Canada. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
3189 |
Why are the ducks carrying briefcases? |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3190 |
Flying south with their nesteggs from eagle defence |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
3191 |
Whatever happened to dogs eating your homework? |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3192 |
Definitely the geese with the proper gander! |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3193 |
Right on schedule. Their annual migration to the Southern District of New York |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
3194 |
Goodby good buddies. See you next spring. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3195 |
No state income taxes in Florida. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
3196 |
Apparently Trump's legal team hired birds to shuttle his briefs from court to court to save on airfare ... Good luck getting those Canadian Geese to fly north in December. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3197 |
The boss told them they can't work remotely from home anymore. |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
3198 |
Snow White got her law degree. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3199 |
Canada tech goose |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3200 |
The brief experiment in "work from golf course" is over. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3201 |
‘Gonna be a packed busigeese conference this year. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3202 |
I thought everyone was going to work remotely. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3203 |
I wonder if they realized that working from home could lose them their winter vacations in the south |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3204 |
What the flock is happening here?! |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3205 |
Must be carry-on birds. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
3206 |
They’re flying business class for winter. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
3207 |
They’re working from home. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
3208 |
Listen to their charming call, CPA! CPA! CPA! |
1.1600 |
0.05708 |
75 |
67 |
4 |
4 |
3209 |
They heard the Canary Islands is a great tax haven. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3210 |
I always knew those Canada Geese had intelligence. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3211 |
Seems like Sun Belt lawsuit season comes earlier every year. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3212 |
That's the Great Southern Litigation Migration
- Don Bernhardt Nyack, NY |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3213 |
They're a litigious bird. I hear they're known to hiss and spit in the courtroom. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3214 |
But don’t they have work two days a
week here? |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3215 |
Baggage claim alternatives |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3216 |
Yep. Florida passed a return to office mandate. |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
3217 |
They're doing a leaflet drop. Propaganders |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
3218 |
Their tax accountants also fly south for the winter. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3219 |
Looks like they got tired of working from home |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3220 |
Funny, they’re such rebels when they’re goslings |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
3221 |
Taking work home has really gotten out of hand. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3222 |
It’s the sign of the times. Millennial birds are leaving their nests to find more affordable housing. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3223 |
You heard of Jail Birds? Those are Defense Avians |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
3224 |
There goes the Canada Goose executive committee. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
3225 |
The flight of intellect! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
3226 |
They’re making their case for a one-way trip! |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
3227 |
Don't they know about computers? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3228 |
Congressional Break without budget. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3229 |
This is Trump's new method of foiling the feds. They're carrying classified documents from Bedminster to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3230 |
Is business better in Canada? |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
3231 |
I certainly hope they pack light." |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3232 |
More environmentally friendly than drones and just as accurate. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3233 |
No longer any need for grand V migrations. With climate change they just commute. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3234 |
What with bird flu and drone deliveries cutting them out, it's nice to see they've FINALLY decided to actually WORK for a living!" |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3235 |
I don't think they're coming back next summer. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
3236 |
Look honey, the birds are heading north, could it be that climate change thing? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3237 |
They were in a goose-tudy battle. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3238 |
Ooh, Brief Geese! Legal Eagles are sure to follow |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3239 |
Looks like we're not the only ones without a healthy work-life balance. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
3240 |
Well, that should help ease court congestion for a while. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
3241 |
Capital flight is really getting bad. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3242 |
huh. I guess they work remote too |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
3243 |
I guess these days even geese have baggage. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
3244 |
They’re real Birdkins. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
3245 |
Transient lawyers. |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3246 |
That was a brief stay |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3247 |
And now we’ll finally figure out the airspeed velocity of a LADEN Canadian goose!” |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3248 |
Don’t they have the option to work from home? |
1.1591 |
0.04818 |
88 |
77 |
8 |
3 |
3249 |
No more working from home. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3250 |
I wish business travellers would consider the carbon footprint of long-haul flights. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
3251 |
It looks like another Christmas goose just lawyered up. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3252 |
That reminds me, I'm taking a business trip next week. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
3253 |
Talk to me, geese! |
1.1591 |
0.03921 |
88 |
74 |
14 |
0 |
3254 |
This whole crossing the boarder business is getting out of hand. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3255 |
You CAN take it with you! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3256 |
Must be a new seasonal Pelican Brief |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3257 |
That's Trump's first legal team... |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3258 |
They keep a winter practice in Florida. |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
3259 |
There is Donald Trump's new Law Firm |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3260 |
Yes, lots of us are getting called back into the office |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3261 |
Fuck that. |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
3262 |
Sharon said we should be based somewhere warm. What’s good for the goose ya know? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
3263 |
We won’t see a Silly goose for at least another week. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
3264 |
I feel their pain! |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
3265 |
Flocking back to the office. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3266 |
Our kids could learn a few things from them |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3267 |
They're heading south to Georgia and Florida because they're the only ones Trump could find to defend him! |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3268 |
See, Susan? They're even employing geese now!" |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
3269 |
Our business prospects are heading south, eh? |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
3270 |
It's a corporate formation designed to limit flyability. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
3271 |
I wonder if they work a hybird schedule. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
3272 |
Poor guys…working from home is so much easier. |
1.1585 |
0.04058 |
82 |
69 |
13 |
0 |
3273 |
Winter is coming. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3274 |
I hear it keeps them from being shot at. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3275 |
It looks like Trump's ducking lawyers are heading south for more favorable judges. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3276 |
I don’t think they are planning g on a return. |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
3277 |
Their brief flights are actually pretty long. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3278 |
They fly south to the Cayman Islands each winter. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3279 |
We're leaving with documents that have been nested away. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3280 |
A lot of Gen Zers won’t work, so they are taking up the slack! |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3281 |
They told their boss they'd be working from home. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3282 |
Ever since Covid take their work with them when they fly south.”
John Schantz, Nazareth, P |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3283 |
I guess it's only a matter of time before hibernation gets monetized also. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3284 |
Working from home. Again. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
3285 |
Looks like the cross-body may not be popular in the south |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3286 |
Off to the bar. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3287 |
It's time for the snowbirds to head south again. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
3288 |
It’s a rare sighting of fly-by-day lawyers. |
1.1579 |
0.06023 |
57 |
50 |
5 |
2 |
3289 |
Look, they are off for the fall litigation. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3290 |
They couldn't pay me enough for that commute. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3291 |
Don't be too impressed. They're knockoffs. |
1.1579 |
0.05939 |
76 |
69 |
2 |
5 |
3292 |
this is a really special breed of bird, they are called, thieves |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
3293 |
My idea ,just hit me,wheels on brief cases. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
3294 |
Vintage is so fly now! |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
3295 |
Look, influencer geese |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
3296 |
They must be on their way to Tallahassee. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3297 |
So many job openings we're hiring transients from Canada. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
3298 |
And here I thought they were legal EAGLES. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3299 |
They’re flying to their conference in the South Hamptons. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3300 |
It's the law firm of Gaggle and Gander, headed for Florida. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3301 |
I love watching accountants migrating south for winter. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
3302 |
I guess you can afford a flock of lawyers when you lay Golden Eggs. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3303 |
Looks like they're flying Coach this year. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3304 |
He's in deep doodoo with this legal team! |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3305 |
They're reinforcements for the Trump defense team. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3306 |
I can remember when south was south and there wasn't a lawyer among them. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3307 |
Time for all the legal eagles to head to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3308 |
They have no pockets for their phones. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3309 |
Another gaggle of lawyers heading south, destination Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3310 |
Huh, I always thought it was six geese a laying, not five geese on layover. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
3311 |
It looks like a seasonal investigation of fowl play |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
3312 |
They forgot their umbrellas. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
3313 |
Working Migration |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3314 |
And every one of them an insurance salesman. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3315 |
They’re in school to be Legal Eagles. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3316 |
You know it's fall when the Canada briefs fly south. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3317 |
Looks like they're heading to their annual corporate retreat instead of migrating this year. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
3318 |
Maybe they are immigrating instead of migrating. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3319 |
Another round of papers headed south. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3320 |
They never do stay for the entire briefing. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3321 |
Wow, Gucci marketing has taken to the skies. I love them all. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
3322 |
Urban sprawl comes to Canada. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3323 |
And you thought your commute was bad. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
3324 |
They're relocating for tax purposes. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3325 |
That’s a fine flock of designer bags |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3326 |
They say Flying V. Formation is the trial of the century. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
3327 |
I guess those lawyers really were a flight risk. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
3328 |
It's nice to see that at least some migrant workers can afford to fly. |
1.1562 |
0.05984 |
64 |
57 |
4 |
3 |
3329 |
It's a far rarer sight than than a total solar eclipse." |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3330 |
fly-by |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
3331 |
And they said a goose law firm wouldn't fly. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
3332 |
Four are taking work home — the other is their lawyer. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
3333 |
Looks like they are taking their work with them. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3334 |
I think I like this more environmentally friendly version of "Deal or No Deal" |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3335 |
More quacks going to work |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3336 |
All of our good jobs are going north. |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3337 |
I don’t miss rush hour. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3338 |
My gees’ll squawk to your people. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3339 |
I guess they need somewhere to carry their I- phones & laptops. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3340 |
Working from home this winter. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3341 |
Another flock of lawyers headed to the border to help with asylum cases. |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3342 |
Options slim at Mar-a-Lago |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3343 |
The actors representing the lyrics ‘Six Geese a-Laying’ agreed to end their strike, just in time for the holidays! |
1.1558 |
0.05566 |
77 |
69 |
4 |
4 |
3344 |
What do you think they've got in those satchels, Paige? |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
3345 |
Look! Migration Legal Services. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
3346 |
I have a feeling it’s gonna be a longer winter. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
3347 |
They're on the way to a conference on flynancial planning. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
3348 |
Must be the Business Class flock headed south. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
3349 |
There go the snowbirds, they'll be back in May! |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3350 |
Looks like they're heading to Mara-Lago. |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3351 |
They’re winging it to work to secure their golden nest eggs. |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
3352 |
I Geese they’re taking business elsewhere |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
3353 |
Looks to me like they just sighted an ambulance in Florida. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3354 |
The last of the attorneys heading for Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3355 |
I’m pretty sure they have a six-month return policy. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3356 |
It's that new Animal Rights law firm, Gander and Partners LLP. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3357 |
Last week I saw aliens raking leaves in the park. I hope they got the shit smell out of their spaceship. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3358 |
You have to find your own nuts in business class. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3359 |
And I thought I had a long day at the office. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3360 |
I guess they found out one bag flies free. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3361 |
Art Basel is big with the Snowbirds this year. |
1.1549 |
0.05548 |
71 |
63 |
5 |
3 |
3362 |
They winter at Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3363 |
Why can't lawyers settle for dogs eating their homework? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3364 |
No, they weren’t cheap. But they were worth it.” |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3365 |
It seems they're conducting a migration merger. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3366 |
I can't stand holiday traffic and all the honking. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3367 |
Those are the document carrier geese for people working remotely who don’t trust email. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3368 |
They look silly carrying those briefcases. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3369 |
Look, more documents headed to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3370 |
When it comes to migration, these geese are all business. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3371 |
Looks like it will be a brief flight this year. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3372 |
I don't blame them. I also fly Canadian to all my business conventions. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3373 |
Flying south for the winter isn't what it used to be. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
3374 |
It seems like just yesterday they uttered their first word, now they're grown men |
1.1549 |
0.05899 |
71 |
64 |
3 |
4 |
3375 |
Working from home from the south |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3376 |
I wish I had a job that relocate me and family south for the winter. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
3377 |
Too bad, now we have to skip school... |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3378 |
They're commuting across the river. |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
3379 |
Where do they get bags without wheels these days? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3380 |
Good to know that somebody is scoring above C level.” |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
3381 |
Not only do they fly beautifully, you should see them take the LSAT. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3382 |
Think they’re legalgeese, Terry. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
3383 |
COVID is over. Back to the office. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3384 |
I suppose that means they're not coming back. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3385 |
I guess they're flying business class |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3386 |
I thought they always worked from the nest. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3387 |
Personal Injury lawyers always find a way. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3388 |
You think they'll ever come back to the office? |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3389 |
Trump has once again gotten some new bird-brained lawyers |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3390 |
Flavo the owl left Central Park & went to the East Village, what's their excuse for leaving? |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3391 |
His legal defense fund must be broke. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3392 |
They’re not headed south. They’re headed to Nordstrom." |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
3393 |
It's CGI. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3394 |
It must be a temp job. |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3395 |
I can’t believe glamping has reached the animal kingdom |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3396 |
If only our political system would succumb to the feather-brain drain |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3397 |
They aren't "Canadian Geese," Virginia. They are "Canada Geese." |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3398 |
That's what flying economy looks like. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3399 |
Ya think New York income taxes can explain this? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3400 |
I told you “return to office” was for the birds! |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
3401 |
Actually, they are Canada geese heading north for the holidays. They need their Audubon papers when crossing the border |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3402 |
I didn't know geese had lawyers. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3403 |
Looks like another round of indictments are being delivered. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3404 |
It's an alternative to airplane travel. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
3405 |
It looks like Trump's lawyers are heading back to Mar-a-lago. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3406 |
pandemic's over...time to return to the office. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3407 |
They've done pretty well since the government made them a protected species." |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3408 |
So this is what they mean by ‘Climate Chaos’ |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
3409 |
I love it when the lawyers go south for the winter. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3410 |
It's a sneaky top secret winter run to South Florida. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
3411 |
They’re F-lawyers |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3412 |
It’s weird that they’re doing this in April… |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3413 |
Must be the economic crisis in Argentina. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3414 |
The warmer weather helps but it’s really the tax incentives that spur the migration south. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3415 |
I wish the legal eagles would leave too. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3416 |
You were right. Back-to-the-office is for the birds. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3417 |
Out of Office is taking off |
1.1538 |
0.03803 |
91 |
77 |
14 |
0 |
3418 |
They’re on their way south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3419 |
I don’t think the IRS is getting my tax return this year |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3420 |
Air travel has become more arduous for all,it seems. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
3421 |
They really give remote work a whole new meaning |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
3422 |
A brief relocation. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3423 |
I’m sure the changing weather patterns makes them carry alternate routes!” |
1.1529 |
0.04881 |
85 |
75 |
7 |
3 |
3424 |
Looks like back to the office for them too. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3425 |
Management said no more honking from home. |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
3426 |
This is what we get for changing daylight savings time. They're revolting! |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3427 |
Carry-on. Smart. Won't have to wait at the baggage carousel. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3428 |
They're going to do their quacking from home. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3429 |
‘Looks like Trump’s lawyers have been told to save money on carry-on fees. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3430 |
No fee for carry on? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3431 |
You sure they know how to get to Grand Cayman? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3432 |
They commute only twice a year. |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3433 |
They’re finally returning to the workplace. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3434 |
They say it's final documents on the way to Mar Lago. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3435 |
No one works at the office anymore |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3436 |
It's always tax season somewhere. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3437 |
Pigeons are like the twitter of this game. |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3438 |
It’s a seasonal thing, don’t ask. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3439 |
When's the last time you checked your 401K? |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
3440 |
The geese fly south with knock-off handbags they sell to cover expenses. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3441 |
They better have all the droppings from the sidewalks in those briefcases too. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3442 |
You might like drones, but I've always been an analog kind of guy. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3443 |
I’m surprised, I don’t see any duty free bags? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3444 |
And they say American geese are workaholics |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3445 |
The new messaging app really takes privacy laws seriously |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3446 |
Look, a global business gaggle |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3447 |
It's gonna be a hard winter if the lawyers are migrating this early. |
1.1525 |
0.05829 |
59 |
52 |
5 |
2 |
3448 |
I'm thinking you geese 'em, fleece 'em and valise 'em. |
1.1525 |
0.06310 |
59 |
53 |
3 |
3 |
3449 |
Lawyers heading to Florida. It’s a gaggle reflex. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
3450 |
This business of carry-on luggage is getting ridiculous. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
3451 |
Trump's legal team is flying to Mar-A-Lago for the winter. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
3452 |
I don't think this is what they meant when they said migrants were taking our jobs |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3453 |
They have to get back for tax season. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3454 |
I wish I was going on an old-fashioned jaunt to Miami Beach! |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3455 |
Weird. Geese usually fly in a V formation. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3456 |
You'd think some of them would have a laptop in both locations |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3457 |
I hear they filed a class action suit to stop being called "Peking |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3458 |
My guess would be mule ducks on another DC to Mar-A-Lago run. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3459 |
Guess it’s return to office season. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3460 |
The one and only kind of business trips that won't be condemned—it's eco friendly |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3461 |
I think they've discovered Portugal. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3462 |
The Audubon Society sending birds to law school is going to have some interesting effects on housing development in Florida this year. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3463 |
At least they can escape from Trump |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3464 |
You can't blame them for wanting to write off these trips. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3465 |
Honk if you see what I see. |
1.1519 |
0.05431 |
79 |
71 |
4 |
4 |
3466 |
They must earn a million breadcrumbs. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3467 |
Our portfolio will be facing some strong headwinds this year. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3468 |
Handbag secured |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3469 |
Well, this returning to the office thing has gotten out of hand. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3470 |
There’s been great advancements since homing pigeons. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
3471 |
I never thought the geese would win when AI took over... |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
3472 |
My parents always said a career in art was for the birds |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3473 |
I’m intensely worried about the flight of business from this area. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3474 |
Looks like they’ve returned to hybird work. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3475 |
It must be time to go back to the office. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3476 |
Those are Executive Geese,they are known to fly in,poop all over your work,and fly back out. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3477 |
Those "cheepskates" refuse to pay to check their bags. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3478 |
Sarah, where the hell's your cell phone? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3479 |
I guess they decided to take their business elsewhere. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3480 |
'Do you think anything rhymes with l'orange?' |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3481 |
I asked my AI to generate web-based advocates for gun safety. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
3482 |
I've read about business migration, but I've never actually seen it. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
3483 |
Yup, that’s how they commute in Canada. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
3484 |
Competing with the pigeons again. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3485 |
I always said Hermes was for the birds. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3486 |
The young ducks prefer making bread instead of eating eat |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3487 |
You know, if they digitized the stuff, it would still be light enough for carrier pigeons. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3488 |
I should've expected this after agreeing to that sunset clause. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3489 |
I do hope they have the right address. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3490 |
It looks as if the market's going south. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3491 |
Looks like "return to office" is finally kicking in down south. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3492 |
There goes the next load to Mara Lago, but not in the briefcases. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3493 |
They heard the new windmill farm was about to go on line. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3494 |
I guess working remotely didn't pan out. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
3495 |
The Canadians are taking their business back north |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
3496 |
Covid work from home days are over. |
1.1505 |
0.03728 |
93 |
79 |
14 |
0 |
3497 |
He's resorting to the flyway defense |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
3498 |
Remember when you could get away ...and not take your work with you. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
3499 |
That's how you know they're American geese and not Canadian. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3500 |
Those are migratorty fowl. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
3501 |
They’re anti-Second Amendment attorneys. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3502 |
I don't know...they got insulted when I complimented their handbags. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3503 |
Apparently, training this flock has resulted in fewer airstrikes. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3504 |
Looks like business class is now for the birds. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3505 |
Those secret Animorph kids are getting sloppier and sloppier. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3506 |
It's the town's Duck Alliance. They're testifying before Congress on that water bill. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3507 |
Must be an environmental disaster south of here to trigger such a litigation migration. |
1.1500 |
0.05366 |
80 |
72 |
4 |
4 |
3508 |
They're ducking the portfolios |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3509 |
They think they're legal eagles. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3510 |
They too were called back to the office. Looks like no more work from home. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3511 |
They’re everywhere. It’s the legal eagles that are hard to spot. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3512 |
It's that time of the year again |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3513 |
A heck of a commute for work they could just do from home! |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3514 |
Look! They’re carpooling! |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3515 |
Guess they can’t check their baggage anymore |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3516 |
Look, migrating headaches. |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
3517 |
They must be going to Miami on business. |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
3518 |
It costs a little more but Hermes promised these by Black 'Friday |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
3519 |
The early bird gets the work |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3520 |
Well, technically it is a "V" |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3521 |
These return-to-office policies are an overreach |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3522 |
If they’re not in the cloud yet why should I be? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3523 |
Looks like Trump's latest legal team is bailing. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3524 |
There're headed to the Google's trademark infringement trial. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3525 |
Don’t you just love working from home? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3526 |
They're going to find out what 9 t0 5 is really like. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3527 |
1…,2…,3…,4…,5… geese a-lawyering? Just 1 goose home a-laying. Wow, how times have changed. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3528 |
I guess they get to work from home, no matter where it is. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3529 |
Look, five gyps advocatus! |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3530 |
Seems like everyone likes to work from home these days. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3531 |
The unemployment rate is so high that even the geese are migrating |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3532 |
I guess we don't need the climate change statistics to figure this one out. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3533 |
Packing them snacks for the trip may not have been the best idea... |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3534 |
The Return to Office migration has begun. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3535 |
Looks like those rumors of our businesses going south are true. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3536 |
It's a misnomer to call them silly. They're actually very serious. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3537 |
It was only a matter of time before they went to a hybrid schedule. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3538 |
I see the annual board meeting is in Miami again |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3539 |
They'll need their documents when they fly back in spring. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
3540 |
The probably have a lot of frequent flyer miles in business class. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3541 |
It's all Buttigieg's fault... |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3542 |
I'm so hungry I could eat the briefcase off a low flying duck. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3543 |
Even the birds are working from home now. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3544 |
They're all heading off for vacation. I see they're taking their highly confidential files with them. |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3545 |
What did they do before being able to work remotely? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3546 |
They are better than pigeon post. They carry more. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3547 |
They were way ahead of us on the
'work from anywhere' thing. |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3548 |
That’s one looong commute. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3549 |
I don't see Harold - he must be working from home today. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3550 |
Am I surprised that geese carry a lot of baggage these days? No. Last week I saw a mountain lion with a U-Haul. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3551 |
Don't worry. They'll be back in time for tax season. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3552 |
Why are they staring at us like that? How else are we supposed to get to the next summit when the planes are on strike? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3553 |
They have to deliver those documents to the branch managers before going south for the winter |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3554 |
To get to the other side fully briefed. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3555 |
Wow, unemployment really is low. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3556 |
Everything' going south. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3557 |
It looks like they’re moving their headquarters to Florida. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3558 |
I hear they call us a fly-over state |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3559 |
Are those misaligned stitches and cracked leather straps? They must have come from Canal St. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3560 |
Those ducks are headed to law school. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3561 |
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if Al Gore hadn't won back in 2000? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3562 |
I guess that working remotely is over for everyone. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3563 |
What's good for the goose is good for the general counsel. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3564 |
That group always migrates in business class. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3565 |
How very odd. Shouldn’t they be flying South? |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3566 |
Why carry a purse when a wallet will do. |
1.1481 |
0.06147 |
54 |
48 |
4 |
2 |
3567 |
I heard they were about go to paperless, but they don’t trust the cloud. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3568 |
This remote work thing really is for the birds. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3569 |
I thought switching back from home office again was not going to fly. |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3570 |
Those are the lawyers, the seagulls are the managers. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3571 |
Migration Season: In this case just a brief flight. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3572 |
Do you think the judge will grant their gaggle order? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3573 |
The Hudson River geese that tried to catch Flight 1549. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3574 |
I heard the Dems paid them to put the classified docs in Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
3575 |
Won’t work. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3576 |
It’s an update of the courier company. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3577 |
Things are getting loony around here. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3578 |
Canadian drones |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
3579 |
It’s a shame they can’t work from home anymore |
1.1477 |
0.04992 |
88 |
79 |
5 |
4 |
3580 |
MALLARD ATTORNEYS FLYING SOUTH WITH THEIR BRIEFS |
1.1475 |
0.06112 |
61 |
55 |
3 |
3 |
3581 |
The Return To Office movement is getting out of hand. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3582 |
I see they all use carry-on. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3583 |
When did they change word ‘migration’ into ‘mitigation’? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3584 |
Pidgins are on strike. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3585 |
They were doing it pre-COVID too. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3586 |
For the election year, Florida and Georgia are really lawyering up. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3587 |
Looks like a working migration. |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3588 |
Teleworking season seems to be over. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3589 |
I guess they deliver careers and not babies these days |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3590 |
Huh, I thought cost of living crisis was under control |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3591 |
A gaggle of lawyer geese with gag orders. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3592 |
Don't worry, they'll Circle Back in the spring |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3593 |
Those are vegan purses heading to Lands End. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3594 |
They're called lawyer birds. Their evolution was guided by their keen ability to poop on unsuspecting targets. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3595 |
I guess they're able to work from home. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3596 |
Amazon's testing them out instead of drones. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3597 |
So much for remote offices |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3598 |
I hear the Supreme Court will soon deep-six all their ethics . |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3599 |
Having an MBA on your resume just ain't what it used to be. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3600 |
Wild goose chase. They're defending a client in New York City, Washington, and Atlanta. 91 felonies!!! |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3601 |
I see that the carrion are off to work. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3602 |
Only one carry-on when you fly united. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3603 |
Looks like their legal team is packing it in too. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3604 |
Looks like Instagram has merged with Amazon Same-Day Delivery. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3605 |
I told you our investments are going south. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3606 |
Amazon better watch out... Duck à l'Orange has taken flight. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3607 |
There they go. The Geese Valise Corp. is a very proud wing of the U.S. Air Force." |
1.1471 |
0.05647 |
68 |
61 |
4 |
3 |
3608 |
Looks like IT is migrating our files to the cloud again |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3609 |
Work is for the birds |
1.1471 |
0.05647 |
68 |
61 |
4 |
3 |
3610 |
The conference is down south this year. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3611 |
Flying home this winter, they're geese-casing it. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3612 |
It looks like the Canadian lawyers are flying to Florida to fill the void. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3613 |
There's nothing down south that's good for the gander! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3614 |
Is it legal to seed my field with fees? |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3615 |
Seeing that gives me a whole new perspective on Zoom. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3616 |
I think you can make a case for a brief flight. |
1.1467 |
0.05265 |
75 |
67 |
5 |
3 |
3617 |
Do you think Canadian geese winter in Maine? |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3618 |
This is outrageous! I bet they do not have a green card. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3619 |
Agreed, Myrtle. Shipping holiday gifts by courier is getting way too expensive, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3620 |
No one checks their luggage anymore. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3621 |
Those are the litigious geese flying south to Mar-a-logo. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3622 |
Look dear, immigration lawyers! |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3623 |
It's always nice to see the birds migrating south for the weekend. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3624 |
I used to carpool to work also. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3625 |
Look, birds of a leather! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3626 |
'What kind are they?' -- 'Office geekse.' |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3627 |
Oh, you meant migration attorneys. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3628 |
I heard they're migrating from home this year. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3629 |
The witch cursed them with knowledge of taxes. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3630 |
Never imagined I’d see such heavy allegations flying openly in the wild. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3631 |
I think that one is our accountant, Carl. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3632 |
They have a real Nest Egg in Designer Bags. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
3633 |
That's the only way I can afford to fly business class |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3634 |
I reckon they’re bringing a class action against US Airways and Sully Sullenberger. |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3635 |
Must be for their skyPads. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3636 |
Looking forward to a safe and secure return, my friends. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3637 |
Oh, well, the briefcase stealing season is short. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3638 |
Who thought it was a good idea to change migrating to commuting? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3639 |
Nice to see business travelers are flying again. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3640 |
They carry those brief cases so they aren’t confused with other migrants when they arrive on the gulf coast. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3641 |
I heard they're all carrying banned books. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
3642 |
Workaholics. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3643 |
A successful predatory species--the pinstripe-winged, low-flying lawyer bird. |
1.1452 |
0.06442 |
62 |
57 |
1 |
4 |
3644 |
I remember when they used to fly coach.” |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3645 |
They may each be “silly as a goose”, however they are all qualified to fill the latest opening on Trump’s legal team! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3646 |
Maybe Canada issued a back-to-office directive? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3647 |
Those ones are from the Mar-a-Lago lagoon. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3648 |
Wow, Marge. What a great way to enforce a 'No Returns' policy! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3649 |
It's Trump's new legal team, when the lead goose gets fired another one flies point. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3650 |
I hear they’re really ticked
at having to go in two days a week. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3651 |
They’re really taking this new work from home policy seriously |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3652 |
Must be flying south for the winter conference. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3653 |
They're only allowed one carry on. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3654 |
Their trips always go south. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3655 |
There they go, off to New York. Trump's really getting desperate for lawyers. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3656 |
I hope they remembered to pack their iphones. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3657 |
Didn't know geese got mesothelioma.... |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3658 |
Yep. Getting ahead of the global warming rush. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3659 |
Looks like he's being indicted again down south. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3660 |
They carry their provender with them. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3661 |
I don’t know what it’s about. What’s anything about lately? |
1.1449 |
0.05569 |
69 |
62 |
4 |
3 |
3662 |
I sank all of my cash into this new cloud storage app called vBay. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3663 |
I love those new Loon Vuittons. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3664 |
The migrant workers are early this season. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3665 |
Did you ever notice that if hire one Canadian Goose it always brings 4 associates |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3666 |
Finally our crypto portfolios take flight. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3667 |
Those geese actually look pretty serious. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3668 |
Looks like another migration back to Mar Lago |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3669 |
It’s better than leaving them in the bathroom. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3670 |
If I was a gander, I'd
be heading South for the winter too! |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3671 |
It absolutely positively has to be at the lake overnight. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3672 |
I guess work from home season is over |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3673 |
Hopefully the lawyers will stay there this time. |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
3674 |
They're litiagting a wetlands dispute. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3675 |
They're headed to court to do to some poor schmuck what they just did to your car. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3676 |
Working from home is everywhere nowadays! |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3677 |
There are a lot of lawyers. Maybe it’s a divorce case. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3678 |
It's climate-friendly airmail. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3679 |
In flight they are known collectively as a 'skein.'
Only when they land do they become a 'gaggle' of process servers. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3680 |
They can carry more weight than homing pigeons. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3681 |
They make carrier pigeons look pretty lame. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3682 |
They’re headed South, to Delaware. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3683 |
Wow, why can't we have the same health insurance as the Senate and Congress, aren't we providing there salary? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3684 |
I see the Jehovah's Witnesses are branching out. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3685 |
Looks like they're done with teleworking. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3686 |
i wish i could afford to fly business class |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3687 |
Every year they get stricter with the carry-on. |
1.1447 |
0.05199 |
76 |
68 |
5 |
3 |
3688 |
Off fly the Mediator Mallards. To meet with the Legal Eagles no doubt. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3689 |
I knew nesting with that carrier pigeon would affect them |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3690 |
Who can afford a checked bag these days? “Carrion, anyone? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3691 |
On afterthought, maybe carrying this baggage around isn’t as healthy as I thought. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3692 |
They've been told they need to work from the office. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3693 |
I guess it’s the Flyway or the Highway |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
3694 |
Yes, lower. Three day weekends mean more paper. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3695 |
Apparently the legal eagles are facing some competition |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3696 |
I’d rather work from home! |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3697 |
Don’t worry, the geese police will be after them soon. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3698 |
I wonder how their work life balance is going… |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3699 |
i did not know they charge for babies, did you? |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
3700 |
Don’t you just love the etymology of the term ‘draft a brief.’ |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
3701 |
My favorite time of the year. The L.L. Bean lawyers migrate south. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3702 |
I didn't know they had Business Class. |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
3703 |
Something something Pelican Brief. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3704 |
They're fighting for more open borders. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3705 |
Canada lawyers — probably a water rights case. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3706 |
I wonder if they get frequent flyer miles |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3707 |
Hmmm.
Legal eagles , I presume. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
3708 |
Looks like another lame duck session... |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3709 |
I guess that working from home virtually, has gotten all fouled up! |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
3710 |
Boy, I can sure use a brief vacation. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3711 |
Now that the election is over, you can clearly see many poll workers flying South. I bet that group has satchels stuffed with ballots! |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
3712 |
The lawyers always try to get there first. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3713 |
They plan to offshore nest production to Mexico by the end of this quarter. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3714 |
Canadian's Amazon still haven't heard about drones. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3715 |
They're getting their affairs in order before the holidays. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3716 |
Commuting for their one day a year in the office. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3717 |
Are they practising law or formation flying? |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
3718 |
I'd kill for a white-plumage job. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3719 |
Legal eagles standards are really starting to slip. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3720 |
I heard they have a huge case down south. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3721 |
Headed for a professional convention in Orlando, I believe. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3722 |
New lawyers. Florida's been good for new careers. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3723 |
Stoicism is on the rise. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3724 |
Well, they said my business expenses were deductible. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3725 |
No not Legal Eagles, they are Geese with Briefs headed to Florida to forestall wetland development. |
1.1429 |
0.05493 |
70 |
63 |
4 |
3 |
3726 |
It's all the money they're saving, by heading south and not having high heating bills. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3727 |
ah, looks like more remote workers are moving to Florida. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3728 |
They're right. You can't take landing rights for granted anymore. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3729 |
They're heading to the Caymans to hide money. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3730 |
Looks like there's a new telework policy. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3731 |
Looks like a goose crash across the lake. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
3732 |
Considering their lack of talons, I have no Anseres for what I am seeing. |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
3733 |
It's nice to see the "work from home" ethic catching on. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
3734 |
Have a gander at this, would ya? |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3735 |
The early bird handbag sale was what it was quacked up to be. |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
3736 |
That's my contingency for incriminating documents. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3737 |
They’re migrating from Wall Street to Palm Beach. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3738 |
The geese who finally got it. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3739 |
Yes, it's the early worm commute |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3740 |
Climate change is getting weird. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3741 |
Take a gander at that, the briefcases are going south. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3742 |
I wonder what border control will make of them. |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
3743 |
Honey, put on your thinking cap. Supply chain problems or offshore accounting? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3744 |
There goes a gaggle of obsolete geekse depositing their severance pay offshore. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3745 |
They say its a business trip, but I think its just a ruse to get away for the winter. |
1.1429 |
0.05493 |
70 |
63 |
4 |
3 |
3746 |
They're migrating south to Mar-a-lago |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3747 |
I guess Google Ducks hasn't taken off yet. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3748 |
This cackling display of Cloud Storage is loonie. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3749 |
Remote Goosing. It's all the rage. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3750 |
Nah, they're harmless. They're only used to bomb bureaucrats." |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3751 |
Ten bucks says one of them left their phone charger at home. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3752 |
Gee, I guess if the carrier pigeons are going back to the office, maybe I should, too. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3753 |
Looks like the Geesecases are migrating back to Wall Street |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3754 |
Looks like they're getting serious about those return-to-office mandates. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3755 |
🎶My bag's are packed, I'm ready to go " |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3756 |
Securing landing and grazing permits is getting so complicated. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3757 |
Back to the office has really taken off |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3758 |
See ya’ next year! |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3759 |
Sheesh! Zoom meeting scheduled at noon with the advance party |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
3760 |
Remote work |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3761 |
GEESUS CHRIST! |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3762 |
I thought they always put their work on their bills. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3763 |
It’s called a “birdkin”, not a “birkin” |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3764 |
Look! A flock of TV executives |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
3765 |
The goose lawyer migration has started. |
1.1414 |
0.03520 |
99 |
85 |
14 |
0 |
3766 |
The leading males departed from "Gander" Newfoundland. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3767 |
It turns out they were paddling furiously for our jobs. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3768 |
They’re the upper echelon. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3769 |
Yeah, all the litigation about climate change is really amping up. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3770 |
Even they need to migrate back to the north for in-office days. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3771 |
Do you think they'll have better luck managing the client? |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3772 |
Guess they're off to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3773 |
Honk if you miss work-from-nest. |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
3774 |
Must be heading to court again to try to get a declaration that hunting is cruel and unusual punishment. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
3775 |
I thought Duke University was in North Carolina. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3776 |
Word is they're expecting a long, hot summer and are taking their swimsuits and extra sunscreen lotion with them. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3777 |
We used to call it migration,now we call it working remotely. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3778 |
These class-action lawsuits always interrupt migration. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3779 |
The remote work season is over, they go back to the office |
1.1410 |
0.04732 |
78 |
69 |
7 |
2 |
3780 |
Probably on their way to Mar-a-Lago to help with the trial. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3781 |
I see Frontiers has implemented their new entry-tier Economy baggage option. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
3782 |
I guess they’ll be working from ‘home’ |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3783 |
Honey, where's my shotgun? This season they come with a prize. |
1.1410 |
0.05072 |
78 |
70 |
5 |
3 |
3784 |
fortnite |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3785 |
It looks like landing rights will be a contentious negotiation. |
1.1408 |
0.05418 |
71 |
64 |
4 |
3 |
3786 |
I wish I could work remotely. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3787 |
Looks likes Trump's got himself a new legal team! |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3788 |
We're known for educating future leaders of the warm states. |
1.1408 |
0.05418 |
71 |
64 |
4 |
3 |
3789 |
Goose AND Gander! I should get a man bag. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3790 |
It's the final migration, it always comes after the October 15 tax extension deadline. |
1.1408 |
0.05418 |
71 |
64 |
4 |
3 |
3791 |
All business class flights, how come they thought of it first? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3792 |
They are immigration attorneys for migrating geese |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3793 |
Funny, they don't look like pelicans. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3794 |
Did you see an av-u-lance go by? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3795 |
Think about it…
they have enough of a case
to put us all in jail. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3796 |
I think it’s called exit briefing. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3797 |
Could've been a Teams meeting. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3798 |
You'd think they could work from home? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3799 |
Twice a week. Started right after Labor Day. |
1.1408 |
0.05418 |
71 |
64 |
4 |
3 |
3800 |
Too bad they can't do carry-on. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3801 |
Some big all-hands meeting down south. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3802 |
Those are the legal geese who write in legalese. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3803 |
I was going to buy you one of those, but the geese got to them first. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3804 |
The return from WFH is brutal on all of us. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3805 |
I wouldn’t mind going back to the office if that was my commute. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3806 |
They have no business, going south. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3807 |
Wow ~ even Canada's geese are civilized! |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3808 |
Flying North but now need to carry a down change. |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3809 |
Looks like the first flock of Gucci is flying down to Miami for the winter. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3810 |
That's not a wild goose chase, that's a rat race. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3811 |
Somehow, this year's migration seems more permanent. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3812 |
Canada, eh? |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3813 |
Guess they'll need those legal briefs when they get south to Florida. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3814 |
When I suggested they map it they all honked at me. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3815 |
I hear they winter in the Caymans. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3816 |
They're either good actors or smart geese. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3817 |
Usually "quack" only applies to doctors. |
1.1406 |
0.05836 |
64 |
58 |
3 |
3 |
3818 |
Look, a flying VP. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
3819 |
They need to hurry to catch the 5:17 |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3820 |
Looks like they're no longer working from home. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
3821 |
Finally, we're getting some instructions! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3822 |
They didn’t want to pay for checked baggage. |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
3823 |
The Amazonian stork. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3824 |
They're flying south -- to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3825 |
Flying business class is for the birds |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3826 |
Before flying South they have to get their immigration status settled! |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3827 |
They jizz in the briefcases. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3828 |
All of us will be out of a job, if they keep doing this every year. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3829 |
Briefcases. Fascinating. So that's what she meant by 'Let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.'" |
1.1392 |
0.05324 |
79 |
72 |
3 |
4 |
3830 |
Do you think they'll bring us back souvenirs? |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3831 |
Off they go for the winter, from Wall Street to Palm Beach. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3832 |
This economy is for the birds. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3833 |
The geese are taking their business south. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3834 |
Snow birds really flocked with the ability to work from home. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3835 |
They’ve made a business decision. They’re headed south. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3836 |
Those meetings are just for the frequent flyer miles. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3837 |
Must be nice to have a second home. Damn generational wealth |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3838 |
I didnt bring my NES duck hunt weapon |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3839 |
They're pigeons homing from work. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3840 |
They're part of a newly discovered subspecies of geese -- unionized. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3841 |
I guess everyone just has classified documents now? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3842 |
Life in the Blind (Trust). |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3843 |
I guess I should stop complaining about my long commute. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3844 |
The group is called “gaggleattaches”! |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3845 |
Their boss canceled the work at home option |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3846 |
Working remotely is here to stay. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3847 |
Well Ken, it looks like a long winter ahead. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3848 |
They must be backing up to the clouds. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3849 |
Hopefully they get the whole message |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3850 |
Everyone is working at home now. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3851 |
V-formation for 'verdict'. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3852 |
Sneaky foreign aid, I would say |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3853 |
I guess the whole work from home thing finally ended for them |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3854 |
How long till you-know-who’s legal team notices? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3855 |
Consulting, it’s for the birds |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3856 |
I think those might be the Panama papers |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3857 |
I guess with inflation the checked baggage fees are so high the geese flying South are taking carry-ons . |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3858 |
That’s one way to avoid TSA lines. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3859 |
Just like my ex. Too much baggage. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3860 |
Oh, generally coastal areas with slow-moving rivers, bays, marshes, tidal flats and either high-volume securities sales or unusual tax-reporting patterns. |
1.1385 |
0.05750 |
65 |
59 |
3 |
3 |
3861 |
Those are Large Billed Geese…because they bill for every hour of their 5,000 mile migration. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3862 |
Seems like a lot more lawyers than usual this winter heading
to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3863 |
Are they Gucci Geese, Donatella Ducks, or Ferragamo Fowl? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3864 |
Work from home never really had a future. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3865 |
It's a new flying formation they've developed. It's called 'The Canada Geese Fleece'. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3866 |
This idea of working remotely is really taking off. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3867 |
Looks like they made a successful stop in Atlantic City before heading South |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3868 |
Guess they're working remotely today. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3869 |
I don’t know if they’re going to work or going home, but they seem to enjoy what they do. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3870 |
Legal Eagles |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3871 |
Been seein' more Business Class Flights ever since the Work From Home revolution was cancelled. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3872 |
They’re working from home for the winter. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3873 |
Defending some birdbrain in Florida. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3874 |
Seems like everybody's got baggage nowadays." |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3875 |
The work-from-home movement has clearly gotten out of hand. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3876 |
This whole digital nomad trend is getting ridiculous. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3877 |
They aren't exactly legal eagles but they really carry the case for the prosecution! |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3878 |
That long commute, just to be paid in breadcrumbs. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3879 |
Looks like a 2024 problem |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3880 |
Oh look! They are all migrating to Windows 11. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3881 |
Flying north but now even they have to work remote. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3882 |
I just love to watch the bird brains fly south for the winter. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
3883 |
They are going home packed light this year. Not a good sign for holiday retail. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3884 |
Oh man! My snack was in one of those! |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3885 |
There's an increased demand for lawyers who can shuttle between New York and Georgia. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
3886 |
The commute is terrible. |
1.1379 |
0.04567 |
58 |
50 |
8 |
0 |
3887 |
I heard that first class business flights are getting expensive. |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
3888 |
You think these bags are the same ones seen on Egyptian hieroglyphics depicting humans carrying them? |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3889 |
Expect no more than three to come home. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3890 |
Look! The Gucci Geese migrating back to Italy! |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3891 |
I never knew geese could become lawyers, but there they go the graduating class of 23. |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3892 |
I knew my business was headed south. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3893 |
The UFO briefs |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3894 |
I knew congestion pricing would drive business out of Manhattan. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3895 |
There’s just no way of avoiding work on vacation anymore.” |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3896 |
I’m glad to see that at least one of the wives stayed home to mind the children. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
3897 |
Ok. I think Elon Musk has officially lost it |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3898 |
Flynance bros think they anser to a higher authority |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3899 |
I thought they flew by night. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3900 |
Everyone has to work remotely these days. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3901 |
It's happened. They're now allowed to work from South. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3902 |
I see the geese have joined the geckos and the emus… |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3903 |
So I guess it’s time to return to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3904 |
Those are the ones migrating for tax reduction. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3905 |
Well that's weird - they're flying North. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3906 |
Post COVID, we're all headed back to the office. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3907 |
It’s Air Canada Geese - luggage, seating, a plane AND a pilot cost extra. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3908 |
They have an appointment with Greta. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3909 |
Times are tough - everyone's business is going south. |
1.1370 |
0.05276 |
73 |
66 |
4 |
3 |
3910 |
Oh look. Fed x has found a new way around canceled flights. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3911 |
I think they’re immigrating, not migrating! |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3912 |
It's a commuter flight. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3913 |
Funny, I thought it was "legal eagles." |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3914 |
They only travel with carry-ons. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3915 |
And they say working from home is for the birds. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3916 |
Our investments are going south. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3917 |
Gee,it's always been so nice watching them fly south; but guess they're now just gonna work from home. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3918 |
I heard they were flying a motion for the defense before end of day. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3919 |
Grab your purses ladies!! It’s holiday shopping season!! |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3920 |
Ok Lisa, now you can stop saying that I have a lot of 'baggage'. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3921 |
the flying employees" |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3922 |
Someone has to work! |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3923 |
Definitely a recession coming |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3924 |
Yup! They always leave about now, to submit briefs for the Mexican government. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3925 |
no wheels nice |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3926 |
Looks like Big Tech CEOs are leaving for their annual retreat |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3927 |
They fly north from Mar-a-lago this time of year. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3928 |
I've heard of carrier pigeons and legal eagles, but executive geese? What is this world coming to? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3929 |
It's not a seasonal thing; they're fleeing tort reform. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3930 |
I see they too are limited to one carry on. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3931 |
Even they're switching over to carry on. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3932 |
They are even sillier than you think; they're headed east to help with Trump's latest trial. |
1.1364 |
0.05666 |
66 |
60 |
3 |
3 |
3933 |
The airlines are really cracking down on their carry-on policies. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3934 |
Just what the world needs, geese that speak legalese |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3935 |
Look, they travel lighter than you. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3936 |
Somebody needs to tell them the pandemics over |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3937 |
Is it me or are they always finding ways to justify their hourly. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3938 |
I hear nicks go for 20 down south. |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
3939 |
Things have really changed since Mary Oliver has been gone. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3940 |
God Damn Ruffians! They keep taking from the people and the government does nothing to stop it. I’m scared for our future children. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3941 |
I’m so glad we work from home now. That commute looks terrible. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3942 |
Must some of the attorneys who used to work for Trump |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3943 |
Well, that was a brief visit! |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3944 |
Look, honey, the corporate ducks are flying over to negotiate their pondfolio. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3945 |
Everybody’s tired of checked-bag fees. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3946 |
Honey, when I said I needed a “Legal Eagle,” I assumed you understood the expression. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3947 |
Winters must be getting colder where they're going. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3948 |
I guess this time they're not coming back. |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3949 |
The tax breaks for businesses is cheaper in
Florida!! |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3950 |
These bags are getting heavy let’s form a V |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3951 |
I wonder when they’re going? |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3952 |
Time to work from our winter home |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3953 |
They found out the bags are a fake , quickly lets head to the south |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3954 |
The migration season is so brief! |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
3955 |
It's bankers flying south for the winter. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
3956 |
Don't look up if you're the plaintiff |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3957 |
Good to know someone still gets free carry-on. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3958 |
They have a migration case at the border. |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
3959 |
Looks like it's that time of the year again--DuckDuckGo Conference. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3960 |
They're flying south to Washington to argue a case before the Supreme Court! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3961 |
And all this time Julie, I thought ‘Quacks’ were doctors |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
3962 |
Looks like work from home season is really over |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
3963 |
I heard they’re really doubling down on return to office policies these days. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3964 |
There goes a lot of billable hours. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3965 |
They will come back after winter vacation. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3966 |
Guess it's their idea of flying Business Class. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3967 |
They think all that paperwork will keep the Yankees from shooting 'em, eh. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3968 |
Maybe just stay together. Try to make it work. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3969 |
Well, Edith, looks like the golden geese from Goldman are heading south. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3970 |
I know , I know "don't play poker with geese that arrived together". |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3971 |
No, not lawyers, I think they’re barristers. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3972 |
They carry Save The Ducks Wildlife grant applications. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3973 |
That’s quite the commute… |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3974 |
Looks like the bird flu is over. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3975 |
Not worth hunting, they're dry and tough. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3976 |
They have a long commute to work from home |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3977 |
White foot firm representing only pterodactyl descendants. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3978 |
The flight of the carrier geese. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3979 |
I guess they really were serious about going back to work in office |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3980 |
They usually pack lighter than this. Maybe it’s gonna be a longer stay. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3981 |
Birds of a feather shop together |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3982 |
The geese and the got. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3983 |
With climate change it's a longer stay. |
1.1348 |
0.03641 |
89 |
77 |
12 |
0 |
3984 |
I guess remote work is over. |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
3985 |
This is the time of year they transfer national security documents to Mar a Lago. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
3986 |
Midwestern auditor ducks going South for the tax off season. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3987 |
You know fall's coming when the execs start flying south for "work" |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3988 |
Honey, our investments are soaring! |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3989 |
Yes. With all the legal briefs happening now, I also wish we could migrate to Canada. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3990 |
Honey, get my briefcase |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3991 |
They were trained as carriers in Rome. They only carry messages in Gucci bags. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
3992 |
Wait! How are we supposed to get home without our bags?? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3993 |
Who thought it was a good idea to cross Lawyers and Birds? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3994 |
They’re getting pretty loose with the term “work from home”. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3995 |
There go the Key Largo files." |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3996 |
Oh they're not coming back. Even they work from home now. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3997 |
Apparently the interest rates in the south are better. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
3998 |
Huh, my HMO is expanding. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
3999 |
I don't think this will stop the company from canceling 'work from home.' |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4000 |
We're flying south for a migration meeting |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
4001 |
Well,Fukaduckadayaway! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4002 |
Why did those geese steal our cases.....damn Canadians! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4003 |
Apparently, they're the only lawyers he can find now |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4004 |
Flying used to be so simple! |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4005 |
NAFTA is just going too far. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4006 |
The part in the email about the office being along their migration route is what got them. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4007 |
Got to hand it to them, someone realized that corporate profits could go with the birds, naturally migrating offshore. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4008 |
Their latest book club title was "How to Write Off Your Vacation as a Business Expense." |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4009 |
Finally: no more guesswork in geese work! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4010 |
Such luddites. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4011 |
I think Gucci has gone too far. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4012 |
So that's what they meant by "bird strikes." |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4013 |
I believe they are flying business class. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4014 |
No, I don’t think they’re heading south, they mentioned a business brunch on the upper west side. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4015 |
There go the seasonal workers. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
4016 |
They’re heading to the convention in Nassau or simply working from home. |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
4017 |
I sure hope they remembered their laptops. That's going to be a long flight. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4018 |
Their company's no longer allowing work from home. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4019 |
I guess the era of remote work is ending. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4020 |
They’re headed south, must be election lawyers. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4021 |
See, I told you only bird brains would take his case. |
1.1333 |
0.05141 |
75 |
68 |
4 |
3 |
4022 |
Monday morning commute as the goose flies. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4023 |
I love watching them, they always get so mad when they miss the plane. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4024 |
Not exactly Legal Eagles but litigation in Florida is booming. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4025 |
There’s no charge for carry-on luggage. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4026 |
They detoured their migration to pick up classified documents from Mar-a-lago. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4027 |
Too bad the legal eagles get all the press. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4028 |
The extension of brain drain in this country is outrageous... |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4029 |
More New Yorkers moving to Miami! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
4030 |
Come fly away come fly away come fly away with me! |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
4031 |
They work bi-costal |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
4032 |
Wow, this is what they mean with economic migration |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4033 |
The flock portfolios are a bit harder to track |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4034 |
Y’know, I have never seen a gooses butt hole. Isn’t that weird?!? |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
4035 |
Farewell, Canada! |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4036 |
Nobody goes to the office anymore. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
4037 |
Must be some serious issues with the migration this year. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
4038 |
Lawyers in Florida must be expecting some fowl play. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4039 |
Oh, look... summer bags flying south for the winter. |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
4040 |
Now they're having to hire their own lawyers. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
4041 |
Well I guess it's a migration session... |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4042 |
My baggage is all emotional. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4043 |
New York to Mar-A-Lago....Mar-A-Lago to New York....
I don't know how those snow birds are keeping up with the Trump case. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4044 |
Ah, the geese are commuting South for the winter. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4045 |
That's a defamation lawsuit over the sitting duck metaphor. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4046 |
Liberal telework policy? |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4047 |
I guess non-human animals are finally
calling in their reparations card. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4048 |
I think they’re headed to a golf course in Palm Beach” |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4049 |
Used to be easy to find a divorce lawyer. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4050 |
Must be lawyers. Taking work with them on their Florida vacations. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4051 |
I sure hope one of them is a lawyer! |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4052 |
If you squint, you can see their better selves. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4053 |
I'll just submit the data when they get back in the Spring. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4054 |
They’re flying to Mar-a-Lago with another wild goose chase. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4055 |
I guess the NJ transit isn’t running again |
1.1324 |
0.05505 |
68 |
62 |
3 |
3 |
4056 |
The latest cuts in the IRS budget are for the birds |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4057 |
We’re working from home , gotta fly . |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4058 |
The commuter belt really has reached new heights |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4059 |
The carrier pigeons are going to strike over this |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4060 |
It’s a common misconception that all geese are silly. Some are quite serious. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4061 |
Well now I feel bad about the jacket |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4062 |
They're getting out of town before duck season.
Seems like the whole country's goin south.
Except us. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4063 |
More lawyers are heading to Florida. |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4064 |
Must be getting cold up North, there go the Canadian Snowbirds bound for Florida |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4065 |
Those are some fancy looking drones. Bet they come from Amazon. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4066 |
Business trip |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4067 |
It’s cheaper than checking a bag and they deliver directly to your room. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4068 |
Yeah, lawyer geese. The goose is on the loose but now they'll find that silly goose. No more wild goose chase. They said he was a flight risk, but his goose is cooked now. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4069 |
Must be a bunch of black ducks moving into the neighborhood |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4070 |
I wish my company allowed for complete remote working too |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4071 |
I hear they are litigating the Florida anti-geese legislation. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4072 |
They're probably all carrying important plans for the winter. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4073 |
no wonder the rates for domestic flights have gone down |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4074 |
The whole world is flocking to remote work. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4075 |
The Legal Eagles stay here, of course. It’s just the winter migration of the Legal Geese to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4076 |
Don't worry, just think how much we're saving on baggage fees, for sure, eh. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4077 |
This couls have been an email |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4078 |
See? They were smart and bought Florida real estate ten years ago." |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4079 |
The 2023 sequel to the 1996 film “Fly Away Home” titled, “Fly Away Home Office.” |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4080 |
I’m the highest in the Zoom |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4081 |
So it's not only the suits that take advantage of the Florida tax laws" |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4082 |
No, that's north- Gaggle is calling them back into the office. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4083 |
Looks like another crash in the Flyway |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4084 |
The Canada geese are flying business class this year. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4085 |
Air mail is for the birds. |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
4086 |
A chevron with briefcases in tow undoubtedly means litigation is in the air and another environmental proponent's goose is cooked.” |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4087 |
Think they'll make it to California? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4088 |
Nowadays, even Mother Nature's mating-for-life thing comes with a prenup. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4089 |
Guess they’re trying to avoid the checked baggage fee. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4090 |
They just found out they have to go into the office one day a week now. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4091 |
I know airline luggage fees have gotten expensive, but damn, this is ridiculous! |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4092 |
I heard that Trump was looking for new lawyers. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4093 |
It's time again for the migration attorneys to fly south. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
4094 |
They're also returning to the office. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4095 |
You've heard of the "snowbirds" , well those are the "business snowbirds" |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4096 |
Because the magnetic north pole is shifting they all need to carry a map case! |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4097 |
Must be mating season.
Though I believe each act of procreation will be a brief case.
Get it, briefcase?
I know. I'm an idiot. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4098 |
If you think they are vicious by the lakeside, you should see them in the boardroom! |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4099 |
Wow, these companies will stop at nothing to keep those delivery fees |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4100 |
I knew there was a worker shortage, but this is just a new low. |
1.1304 |
0.05428 |
69 |
63 |
3 |
3 |
4101 |
Hurt in a car crashing into a flock of birds? Better call the lawyer ducks at 1-800-CarCrash. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4102 |
There goes our tourist dollars. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4103 |
There they go, digital nomads found a new up and coming city because they made this one too expensive” |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4104 |
Apparently they don't have the ability to work remotely from north of the border. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4105 |
I heard they’re on a case involving an airplane accident. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4106 |
No one works from home anymore. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4107 |
Looks like some of those Canadian reps heading to their annual convention at Disney World. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
4108 |
THRY'RE AVOIDING RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC GETTING TO WORK |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4109 |
I guess we all have our baggage. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4110 |
Look! It’s the paper wild goose chase. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4111 |
Flying south for Q4 already |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4112 |
So like us all. Weighted down by Life. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4113 |
Looks like the Wawa board is going on a business retreat . |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4114 |
They must be going back to Capistrano LLC. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4115 |
I thought they were just being silly when they were singing “Fly me to the Moon”. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4116 |
Must be lawyers for the Trump trials. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4117 |
See you next March! Good luck with your winter job!! |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4118 |
Remember the time of carrier pigeons, |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4119 |
Someone just turned 65! |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4120 |
man... flying bags... |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4121 |
Working remotely really IS for the birds. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4122 |
I guess they didn't get the work at home memo. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4123 |
No I think it’s Canada not Canadian |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
4124 |
I really thought the Canadians had better work life balance, but not for these geese! |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4125 |
They're migrating to a tax haven. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4126 |
and now we’re free |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4127 |
this season gave everyone baggage |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4128 |
Looks like another Snow Bird group rate. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4129 |
The legal department always heads south first. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
4130 |
Looks like the Canadians are back in the office. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
4131 |
How come they are not on-line ? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4132 |
They're filing an injunction to halt the waterfowl open season |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4133 |
It looks like they aren't coming back for the election year ... and I sure wish I was going with them! |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
4134 |
Even carrier pigeons need to evolve |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4135 |
Thank god they remembered their immigration papers. I knew a bunch who forgot ‘em and they had to come back. |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
4136 |
Someone should tell them that Throwback Thursday isn’t really a thing anymore. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4137 |
Commuting south for winter |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4138 |
Flying south for the winter is instinct, luggage choice is personal taste. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4139 |
These flocks are getting more sophisticated every season. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4140 |
Times are changing at Nasduk. |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
4141 |
They try to stay in formation but they each have their own Mapquest printouts as a backup. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
4142 |
The need to make a fashion statement is very apparent. |
1.1287 |
0.03632 |
101 |
89 |
11 |
1 |
4143 |
GUESS THERE ARE NO CHECKED BAGS ALLOWED ON THIS FLIGHT. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4144 |
I didn't know geese were carry-on birds. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4145 |
They must be digital nomads. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4146 |
Gangsta Ducks! |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4147 |
The V stands for Venturing Capitalists |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4148 |
Those flocking Gaggle employees! |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4149 |
Honey, it's a flock of incredibly rare Canadian luggage-fucking geese. So majestic! |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4150 |
Those are Oregon Ducks. They’re heading to to the Big Ten. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4151 |
I guess that trial in Florida is finally gearing up. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4152 |
Planning to work from home over the winter I guess. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4153 |
Remote work's been cancelled |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4154 |
Birds of a leather flock together? |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4155 |
They must be flying basic economy. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4156 |
The Grey Goose patent is expiring; they’re not flying South, they’re just flying to corporate headquarters. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4157 |
I can't believe people hunt these magnificent creatures. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4158 |
Well, I guess this life IS for the the birds |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4159 |
Oh! Panama papers airline ! |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4160 |
Flying Business Class has its perks |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4161 |
Migrating isn’t the same, like everything else. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4162 |
Looks like they've discontinued the "First Checked Bag - Free" policy. |
1.1282 |
0.04950 |
78 |
71 |
4 |
3 |
4163 |
Even the Google Gaggle is returning to the office these days! |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4164 |
I really hope it’s a brief trip. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4165 |
Not true. I've never been against "legal" asylum seekers. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4166 |
It's my favorite Warren Zevon song. Lawyers, Geese and Money. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4167 |
There goes the Caw Street Convoy, off to crap on some pre-statues. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4168 |
Work from home is destroying traditional gander dynamics. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4169 |
Well, we had to bribe them. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4170 |
They used to fly South, not just commute to other side of the lake. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4171 |
I don’t think they’re coming back from Florida after winter…they’ve packed their stock portfolios.
Sarah Fearon NYC |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4172 |
They must be from Gaza |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4173 |
That one’s a lefty like me. |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
4174 |
Wherever there is injustice, you can find the geese taking advantage. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
4175 |
They’re gonna keep getting sued if they don’t stop pinching. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
4176 |
If they didn't have the baggage they wouldn't be flying north |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
4177 |
I guess they're going back to the office |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
4178 |
Well, honey, they need to keep their taxes for 7 years. |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
4179 |
Must be the legal team. They never stop working even on vacation. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4180 |
Huh... I guess Epstein DIDN'T kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4181 |
Well, there goes Trump's lawyers heading south with Jack Smith to follow! |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4182 |
They're called the Goldmen Geese; headed out of town. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4183 |
Why are they flying the wrong way? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4184 |
Are they migrating or immigrating? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4185 |
I have high hopes that they'll do a better job than Congress. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4186 |
They may look ordinary, but they're really subpoena process servers. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4187 |
Why do they bother? |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4188 |
Taking their nature business elsewhere |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4189 |
Looks like the lawyers are headed to the Hamptons early this winter |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4190 |
As Icarus said, none of our beeswax. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4191 |
Will it only cost a Tuppence a Bag ? |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4192 |
I guess they're worth more in Canada. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4193 |
Talk about the WFH schedule, huh? I guess they are required in the office today. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4194 |
I guess the Ducks are no longer Zooming from home. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4195 |
Looks like it’s job hunting season again. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4196 |
They're flying south for the conference. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4197 |
Look! Designer bags on the way to Santa. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4198 |
They're petitioning for a change of venue. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4199 |
When you enjoy your work, time flies. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4200 |
I hear they're trying to get an aviation law firm off the ground. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4201 |
Looks like that group is taking a seasonal vacation, but taking their work with them."
Curt Wyffels, Plymouth, M |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4202 |
In China they’re called penguins. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4203 |
Less than last year…their business must be going south. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4204 |
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading to work again. Whoever you are, no matter how lovely, capitalism destroys your imagination. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4205 |
Why they don't just use cargo freight is a mystery to me. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4206 |
F.ederal G.oose I.nvestigation |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4207 |
Looks like it’s that time of year when the geese head south to warmer climates. Boy do they pack light. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4208 |
Annnnnd this is where I've been filing the case notes... |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4209 |
Aha! Finally proof that they are all just Canadian spies stealing our secrets! |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4210 |
Working from home has really changed their migration patterns. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4211 |
Cheap Chinese Drones |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4212 |
They've been told that they can no longer work remotely. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
4213 |
LOOKS LIKE THEY AREN'T PLANNING ON COMING BACK |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4214 |
It's the new thing. Take a diet pill, jump in and voila, you have arrived. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
4215 |
I guess there’s now too many government forms to send by passenger pigeon |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4216 |
A new breed. Lawyer ducks. |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
4217 |
Consultants that aren’t just in it for the airline miles? A rare sight indeed! |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4218 |
I hear the warming climate is making their trip south pretty brief |
1.1266 |
0.03765 |
79 |
69 |
10 |
0 |
4219 |
I guess they’re not coming back! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
4220 |
john look the birds are carrying bags, Susan thats our bags |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
4221 |
Rush hour takes on a whole new meaning! |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
4222 |
They're migrating their portfolios too. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4223 |
Safer that carrying on the subway. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4224 |
Ah, the natural beauty of Wawa execs leaving to check on their Florida locations for the winter. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4225 |
There they go, heading South! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4226 |
That's gotta be one helluva commute. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4227 |
Looks like the working from home trend may be over!” |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4228 |
The hedge funds are moving to Miami. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4229 |
They say a lot of hedge funds have moved to Florida... |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4230 |
Field trials have begun. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4231 |
I prefer air mail with a natural touch |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4232 |
Going south for the winter>? Dont they know they don’t need to pack like the kardashians? |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4233 |
I assume it's some kind of moving service for wealthy elites. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4234 |
They take cash down, drugs back; the Americans never will catch on. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4235 |
They look important, but they're just carrying their lunch. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4236 |
Some people will do anything to avoid Spirit’s extra fees |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
4237 |
Yep. Advocate Geese migrating to Florida for the treason. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4238 |
I think they're migration lawyers. |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
4239 |
They call it duck mail |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4240 |
That's the Ganders' divorce lawyers. His argument is that what's good for the goose is NOT good for the gander. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4241 |
They must be headed to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4242 |
It's more Trump lawyers on a wild goose chase. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4243 |
All those quack lawyers are heading south to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4244 |
And there are those who would say that our off-site backup solution is too low-tech. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4245 |
Remote work really is dead. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4246 |
Ah, time for the subpoena geese to head south. |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4247 |
Looks like the whole legal team is trying the case of "Canada vs The Golden Egg." |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4248 |
They think office rents are lower in New York City |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4249 |
Look honey, they're a-flying business class. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4250 |
So you GeeseCC'ed your mail this time? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4251 |
They leave a footprint anyway. |
1.1250 |
0.05210 |
72 |
66 |
3 |
3 |
4252 |
They must have chosen basic economy. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4253 |
On their way to D.C with depositions. The only way they could fly under the radar. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4254 |
Looks like they're heading back to Texas for the winter. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4255 |
It’s obvious to me that they were in Group 3 and the overhead bins were all full. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4256 |
I need that report on my desk first thing tomorrow, everyone- no flocking excuses! |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4257 |
Look, a rare species - reverse commuters! |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4258 |
Look who’s getting remote work this winter! |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4259 |
I think they are staying South this Winter. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4260 |
Remember when we were afraid of A.I. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4261 |
Save yourselves! Don’t you know there’s no coming back from Mar-a-Lago? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4262 |
They say their ancestors were passenger pigeons. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4263 |
I guess it’s time to head south |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4264 |
When did they start taking work home? |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4265 |
I thought you said there would be Peking duck for the holidays. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4266 |
Looks like the sales convention is in Florida again. Lucky ducks. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4267 |
They realized they can get better wifi if they head south. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4268 |
Hey! You guys may want to take the side-creeks this morning. Airport rush hour is crazy right now. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4269 |
They got the call from management: no more work from the home pond." |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4270 |
No one is safe from returning to the office |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4271 |
They're Ryan Reynolds' accountants. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4272 |
It looks like their environmental case is taking flight! |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
4273 |
Bids of gray |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
4274 |
Their tax domicile is Florida now, we’ll see if they come back next year. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4275 |
Let’s work from home! |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
4276 |
They won't need much down south, except their travel documents. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4277 |
Flying business is the new normal |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
4278 |
I've always wondered how geese know to file south in the winter. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4279 |
How many classified documents do you think are in there? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4280 |
I thought they took the winter off. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4281 |
If they fly together they can use the flock-pool lane. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4282 |
Would you look at that, the corporate overlords are taking the money and fleeing the investors. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4283 |
I've heard of "legal eagles" ... but never this! |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4284 |
Now there is deniability for you. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4285 |
All their flights south for winter now include Business Class. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4286 |
The lawyers are going south for the winter. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4287 |
Good Grief...they should have called Luggage Concierge.... |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4288 |
I guess briefcases really are passé... |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4289 |
Yeah, I guess that is quite an unusual sight. Okay so back to what I was saying about Quentin Tarantino - |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4290 |
They're migrating to the Cayman Islands for tax season. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4291 |
They commute north now rather than migrate. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4292 |
Hopefully they’ll only have a brief case of the bird flu. |
1.1233 |
0.05141 |
73 |
67 |
3 |
3 |
4293 |
IBM Imprinting. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4294 |
They said they’ll circle back in the new year |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4295 |
A bipartisan remote work effort: Trump & Biden paralegals fly south for the winter to shred documents. |
1.1233 |
0.05141 |
73 |
67 |
3 |
3 |
4296 |
Ah, so that's where the expression 'Canadian snowbirds' comes from! |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4297 |
So is that like business class for geese? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4298 |
The documents migration on the Cloud |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4299 |
That's why they call it artificial intelligence. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4300 |
You know things are tough when you see geese in a rush hour formation. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4301 |
The trademark violation hearings regarding the use of "Snowbirds" must be in recess. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4302 |
Rush hour gets worse every year. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4303 |
Another flock of migration attorneys flying south for the winter. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4304 |
I heard Canada Goose was having legal trouble. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4305 |
I see Trump's lawyers are heading to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4306 |
I say, there goes the neighborhood! |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4307 |
Looks like they did away with work at home for our feathered friends |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4308 |
Man: They must be immigrating for the winter.
Woman: (Sighs) |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4309 |
Suits aloft. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4310 |
Moving South |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4311 |
Looks like the start of a brief winter migration. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4312 |
Another top flight CEO retreat in the Bahamas. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4313 |
Even the snow birds are working these days. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4314 |
The Feds are auditing the flock for migration deductions. |
1.1231 |
0.05593 |
65 |
60 |
2 |
3 |
4315 |
We have got the right candidates for Cross the Water "JOB" |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4316 |
Must be flying south for a meeting |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4317 |
Glad to see the geese are starting to take responsibility for all their emotional baggage. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4318 |
Flock brokers going south? Not a good sign for the market. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4319 |
I guess they're working remotely. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4320 |
It's a different kind of DuDA Parade! |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4321 |
I've always wondered about this migration business. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4322 |
You see, AI isn’t taking our jobs. They’re taking our jobs to AI |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4323 |
Told you so:
Business Class is for the birds."
"Told you so:
Business Class is for the birds." |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
4324 |
They’re headed to Mar-a-Lago. They’re the only law firm that will take his case. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4325 |
What’s good for these geese is bad for those slanderers. |
1.1220 |
0.04717 |
82 |
75 |
4 |
3 |
4326 |
Apparently, Jeff was overheard saying customers were creeped out by the drones. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4327 |
They had to get second jobs in the South this year. They’re calling it the Inflation Migration. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4328 |
It's a new survival tactic. They're mitigating to the south these days. |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4329 |
Wouldn’t you love to know what’s in those satchels? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4330 |
According to this morning’s news, they’re carrying copies of Ulysses to a book club on a remote island off Martha’s Vineyard. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4331 |
I think they’re fleeing Mar-a-Largo. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4332 |
I hear they work for only room and board and the mail gets there faster. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4333 |
Carrier Pigeons are a relic of the past. paper duplications the mallard is the only delivery service of feathered dependency that a today consumer can rely..My concern though is the heading south with flock followers could delay a timely response |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4334 |
I guess everybody is working from home these days |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4335 |
Ahh the auditor geese so nice to see them in flight mode |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4336 |
Goosethink is killing their creativity. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4337 |
Ah, the new tycoons of the down market. It’s soft, but the returns are pretty cozy. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4338 |
I heard they now have their own schools. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4339 |
You're never really on vacation these days. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4340 |
Gale, it looks like Amazon's new environment safe delivery service is underway. I wonder what is carrying the owners to work?" |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4341 |
I thought you're supposed to have seats in business class. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4342 |
The Canadian snow bird invasion begins near our southern home ....better start securing restaurant reservations." |
1.1216 |
0.05074 |
74 |
68 |
3 |
3 |
4343 |
They must be auditioning for "Working Girl 2."
The Academy demands more inclusive storylines now. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4344 |
Well Gladys, my geese is their heading south for a brief stay this winter. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4345 |
Capitalist geese. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4346 |
Taking flight so their counterfeit bags aren’t confiscated… |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4347 |
All employees must return back to the office. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4348 |
birth rate is down so i guess the birds had to go corporate |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4349 |
Finding a job these days has really gone south |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4350 |
Silly geese. Don't they know carry-ons aren't allowed? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4351 |
Think how much we’d save if we could do that instead of checking bags. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4352 |
They only go as far as Wall St.. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4353 |
Amazon’s trying a new Prime Buy & Fly delivery system. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4354 |
Even Canada Geese like to bring their personal items when they relocate. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4355 |
Wow! Canadian espionage! |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4356 |
The Pale Male estate has lawyered up. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4357 |
They're flying south for the tax breaks. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4358 |
It must be the new interns flexing their wings en route to D.C. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4359 |
Briefcases are so last season. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4360 |
Working from home has gotten out of control. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4361 |
Look! They must have finally decided to apply for a green card.”
“How do you know that dear?”
“See the paperwork they are carrying honey! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4362 |
Oh, so that's where the luggage went! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4363 |
I guess it's official. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4364 |
We're flying off to make our annual report to the government. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4365 |
It’s a business trip. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4366 |
Winter is over, back to office |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4367 |
Back to the office for them too, huh? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4368 |
I guess geese aren’t so silly after all. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4369 |
There’s a job opening at Starducks |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4370 |
Forget their mothers, that’s why you better be kind to your web-footed friends. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4371 |
Ah, the comforting sight of a flock of businessgeese heading south for Orlando's GooseCon 2023 |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4372 |
Looks like they’ve quacked the brief |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4373 |
It looks like Amazon's secure 'Carrier Pigeon' service is a honking success. |
1.1207 |
0.05542 |
58 |
53 |
3 |
2 |
4374 |
Meanwhile, the wild geese, high in the clean blue air, are heading to work again. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4375 |
Yep, it’s that time of year when the Canadian geese fly south with their immigration paperwork. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4376 |
Those lucky ducks can work remotely everywhere they go. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
4377 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4378 |
Okay sweetie, let's catch our flight to Orlando then pick up our car.
We'll follow them by GPS and pick them up when they land.
We're gonna save a fortune in baggage fees! |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4379 |
Yes, it's work-from-home but that means South in the winter. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4380 |
If we get thereby 5, we'll make happy hour. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4381 |
It's been a problem for years. I say, Give geese a chance. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4382 |
Bird lawyers are just like human ones--they fly off as soon as things get tough |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4383 |
Apparently, there have been some flyover rights, challenged. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4384 |
Looks like WFH is over for everyone. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4385 |
Headed South for the Winter meetings. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4386 |
It’s a new business class amenity, but only good on south bound flights. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4387 |
They're always having a sale at the polar ice caps this time of year |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4388 |
The client must be desperate for more legal advice. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4389 |
I envy them......Canada seems more and more enticing these days. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4390 |
Injured in an accident? Call them on the goose eggs: 000-000-0000. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4391 |
Strange. First they file lawsuits against us, and now they're flying north for the winter. |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
4392 |
And I thought I had a long commute. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4393 |
Everyone's working remotely these days. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4394 |
Sales calls can be hell. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4395 |
Whose meting do you think they cancelled? |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4396 |
They do say commuting is for the birds. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4397 |
I was hoping to get a deal for Black Friday. But they just flew off the shelves.” - Lara Boyl |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4398 |
Looks like a flock of legal eagles. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4399 |
He must think hissy fits will be more effective. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4400 |
At least these commuters aren't leaving any carbon footprint... |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4401 |
they're flying offshore! |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4402 |
Do you think they are concerned with Air Traffic Control”? |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4403 |
And so ends another season of "Big, Aggressive Birds That Crap All Over my Yard" |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4404 |
Looks like they’re back in-office as well. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4405 |
I guess they are going on a business trip |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4406 |
Ahh, they must be traveling south. But why don’t they just go to Hawaii? |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4407 |
Looks like everyone is returning to the office |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4408 |
So lovely when they litigate south for the winter. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4409 |
They will make it just in time for tax season. |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4410 |
What do you call a flock of briefcases? A crook. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4411 |
They’re with Drake Law, been working from home since COVID |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4412 |
It has something to do with AI |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4413 |
They're desperate for lawyers down in Florida. |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4414 |
Hope they’re flying north for the winter. And the spring, summer, and fall. Oh Canada! Please welcome them back. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4415 |
I thought it was only the buzzards that brought their carrions when they went South |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4416 |
They're the new sales reps for a corkscrew company |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4417 |
What a beautiful day to watch birds poop in our lunches. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4418 |
My guess? They're afraid of identity theft. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4419 |
See honey, we’re all off to work in the morning. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4420 |
Last week it was legal Eagles, now it’s the Canada briefs… |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4421 |
Well, look at that! All the attachés are monogrammed with 'V'!" |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4422 |
Trial season seems to come earlier every year. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4423 |
There goes the best defense gaggle money can buy. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4424 |
Their work from home is only Fridays. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4425 |
Another company heads south for lower taxes and greener grasses! |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4426 |
Must be migrating to Mar-a-Lago! |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4427 |
Canada Geeks headed to Nerd-Com. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4428 |
All of the good jobs are being outsourced south |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4429 |
Even the Vultures are flying south this year. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4430 |
Paralegal pigeons. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4431 |
I've always heard that the flight south was a real job, but now I'm thinking I should have taken that more literally... |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4432 |
I knew the company was going south. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4433 |
The pollution wouldn't work, but at least the cold will! |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4434 |
There's been a change of venue. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4435 |
Look, the Swifties are heading for Europe already! |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4436 |
Flying south for the winter is clearly a cover for these drug mules. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4437 |
They said the whole work-from-home thing wouldn't fly; but, honestly, business has been soaring. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
4438 |
Looks like the legal squawking is moving south from New York to Florida. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4439 |
They refuse to pay for a checked bag. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4440 |
They didn’t care much for the car pool lane. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4441 |
Flying south to Mar Lago |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4442 |
Even if just one of them gets through, I'll be okay" |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4443 |
I get the feeling they're not coming back. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4444 |
The gig is up. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4445 |
This whether or not to work from home stuff is really getting carried away. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4446 |
They're flying North for the winter--with their warm clothing. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4447 |
File flies. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4448 |
Well, the meeting must have flew off the handle! |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4449 |
They are making a big mistake,in my opinion,because bringing office work home for the holiday weekend isn |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4450 |
There they go ... analog nomads. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4451 |
A very rare sightin; lawyer birds! |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4452 |
If they are headed to Florida they will be in for a shock. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4453 |
Looks like ALL their luggage is carry-on. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4454 |
The birds seem to be making the most of their hybrid work schedule this fall. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4455 |
They are taking going back to the office a bit too seriously. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4456 |
And I thought we had to worry about
“Smash-n-grab” |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4457 |
They're part of a class action suit against Homeland Security. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4458 |
Looks like the executives at Wawa are scouting out a new location. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4459 |
Dammit Janet, what the hell did you put in this thing? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4460 |
Fedex finally caught up with drone delivery services |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4461 |
They’re gonna hate being at the top of the food chain |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4462 |
They’re still able to work remotely |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4463 |
Have you seen the movie "The Bird with the Grey Flannel Wings"? |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4464 |
Looks like they're getting ready for a power lunch. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4465 |
Seems too bad they cannot work from home. Alex Folk, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4466 |
They’re never going to conceive if they bring all that work with them. |
1.1167 |
0.05867 |
60 |
56 |
1 |
3 |
4467 |
At least for a few months we won't have to tip-toe through the you-know-whats. Looks like they're heading south, at least to D.C. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4468 |
Look dear, our taxes are flying south for the winter. |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
4469 |
Best bird way to avoid bridge jams |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4470 |
I'll be damned, Twitter was correct! The noose goose legal team is migrating to New York to help the Attorney General. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4471 |
Return to office is really impacting everyone. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4472 |
Another meeting that could have been an email. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4473 |
Nature really inspires me to make a lot of money and move to a tax shelter island. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4474 |
I'm starting to regret canceling my email service. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4475 |
I always thought my broker was a goose |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4476 |
We just knew it was time |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4477 |
How cute - the storks are off to deliver dual incomes to newly married couples. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4478 |
They must be immigration lawyers. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4479 |
Don't worry, they'll be back by accounting season. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
4480 |
Everybody is moving to Florida. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
4481 |
Those Canadian snowbirds sure take their work seriously. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4482 |
Must be a major lawsuit. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4483 |
They could be headed to New York City, Georgia, or D.C |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4484 |
Don't you love Autumn, the beautiful fall colors, the nip in the air and the annual flight of the snowbirds off to Florida. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4485 |
Just look at all those jobs going out of the country. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4486 |
They're going to be working birdually |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4487 |
Ah, so that's how the classified documents got to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4488 |
Morning commute? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4489 |
Suing Hitcghcock and du Maurier |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4490 |
They return promptly on April sixteenth. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4491 |
It's the new FED EX delivery system pilot. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4492 |
I know the line from corporate was a ‘bold new direction,’
but I can’t help feeling there’s a reason why we’ve typically flown south instead. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4493 |
It’s always majestic when the flock files south for winter. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4494 |
Too cheap to check their bags 😑 |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4495 |
I wonder which team’s mascots these are |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4496 |
I needed to upgrade from carrier pigeons. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4497 |
It’s that time of year for goosing sales.” |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
4498 |
They're seeking a settlement. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4499 |
You know winter's coming when digital nomads head south. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4500 |
That must be Daffy’s law team on their way to the city. I guess the entire cast and crew, including Bugs, Elmer and Porky, are alleging his lisp caused their COVID infections. |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
4501 |
Oh no, goose diplomacy, the Canadians must be upset... |
1.1149 |
0.04455 |
87 |
80 |
4 |
3 |
4502 |
Hmm, we should put more effort into fattening our goose egg... |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4503 |
I believe they're known as a surfeit of lawyers. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4504 |
Look, it’s investment advisor geese, flying in VWAP formation. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4505 |
We go upstate and still with the snatchers… |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4506 |
Looks like they’re heading to Florida for their convention. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4507 |
I kept telling Jeff, dude, you gotta pay him back, even if it's just birdseed you don't want to fuck around with geese. But he kept blowing it off, saying he was gonna come back to the lake next week, shit like that. Now there he is "going South". |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4508 |
They work for digital nomads. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4509 |
I wonder if they're going where Dad used to go every morning. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4510 |
Looks like they're headed for the Cayman Islands instead of
Capistrano. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4511 |
Business must be doing well down South! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4512 |
I think they’re going to work remotely for the winter |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4513 |
This remote work thing has really caught on! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4514 |
Look at the geese are migrating south for law school! |
1.1148 |
0.05278 |
61 |
56 |
3 |
2 |
4515 |
A cutting-edge firm in wind turbine law suits! |
1.1148 |
0.05278 |
61 |
56 |
3 |
2 |
4516 |
Don't let them fool you. Going south isn't really for a work-cation. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4517 |
Let’s flock on out of here, to the North Pole.
I heard it’s melting making a great forever destination. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4518 |
Whew, for a minute, I was afraid it was those subpoena servers again. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4519 |
Can't they just buy a sweatshirt here? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4520 |
They’re off to the annual sales meeting up north |
1.1148 |
0.05278 |
61 |
56 |
3 |
2 |
4521 |
Hybrid work really seems to be taking flight. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4522 |
Those suitcases weigh more than they do. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4523 |
I think they're all "concealed carry" bags. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4524 |
Guess this flock has a return to office policy. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4525 |
I see you finally got your ducks in a row." |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4526 |
Remote working has become very popular. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4527 |
They're studying the V formation. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4528 |
The financial flyway looks healthy. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4529 |
The lawyers are all flying south to Mar-a-lago. |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4530 |
They’re from Georgia, a new security measures for evidence bags. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4531 |
Even Canadian geese are taking business elsewhere... |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4532 |
Their legal team's cases are always messy. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4533 |
They love living in the Hamptons and the commute is not bad, they say. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4534 |
Another bird has invaded their territory. They're flying to The Hague. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4535 |
Those Canadian passports have gotten so complicated. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4536 |
The snow birds won't know what hit them. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4537 |
I know the unemployment rate is down, but this is ridiculous |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4538 |
Are they being charged extra now to check their bags too? |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4539 |
Amazon is making all of their employees flock back to a home office. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4540 |
Who knew they’d also be interested in working in the delivery drone market? |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4541 |
I lost my innocence when I realized this would not be a good hockey strategy. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4542 |
pft… consultants |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4543 |
They said it's a new TSA flight rule! |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4544 |
Another flock of ambulance chasers. |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
4545 |
Someday maybe we’ll be able to fly with carry-on luggage like them. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4546 |
I guess you could call that a flock with some leather. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4547 |
There will be no staycation this year |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4548 |
I told you flying business class has better air con. |
1.1139 |
0.04762 |
79 |
73 |
3 |
3 |
4549 |
I could never afford to fly business class. |
1.1136 |
0.04099 |
88 |
80 |
6 |
2 |
4550 |
AI,AI,off work we go. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4551 |
See Larry everybody has an Hermes bag. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4552 |
Migration is out, return to office is in. They flocking hate it. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
4553 |
I guess they're not allowed to work remotely from the nest anymore. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
4554 |
I heard Hogwarts saved 30% on their new courier contract. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4555 |
Bernie Madoff could have learned a lesson from them. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4556 |
It's a humanitarian migration by Ducks Without Borders. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4557 |
well, I did not think the economy was getting that bad. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4558 |
I guess it’s true that all the Canada geese have to have documentation to cross the border now. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4559 |
Another year in the books; they're heading home! |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4560 |
By the looks of it, I’d say someone is in for a fowl deal. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4561 |
It's the modern version of Carrier Pigeon |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4562 |
Oh, children are leaving.
Oh, I hate birds |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4563 |
I guess they heard about the turkey shortage. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4564 |
It looks like 6 hard working employees are getting away. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4565 |
no wonder there's a waiting list for the Bird-kin bags.. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4566 |
They said that Florida has better weather and no individual income tax. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4567 |
Flying business class…free! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4568 |
We, too need a Florida vacation! |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4569 |
It's that time of year when they all fly south to Orlando for a Pfizer sales meeting. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4570 |
They fly to France for the winter. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4571 |
All the way South just for another Brief meeting is for the Birds! |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4572 |
The legal eagles are all working for Trump. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4573 |
Well, I guess the fall months mean back to work for absolutely EVERYONE! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4574 |
I think it was a good meeting. We may not have legal eagles up here, but these guys seem really fierce. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4575 |
Flying away with no baggage to claim. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4576 |
Employers now require them to return to the office now that the bird flu epidemic is contained |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4577 |
Laugh if you must, but this is visual evidence of a conspiracy that proves snowbirds are sentient entities that should be bound to the same law as mankind, particularly those matters regarding what constitutes consensual sex. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4578 |
Farmers hate them, but they actually fertilize their fields with analytics. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4579 |
Working from home. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4580 |
I hear their office just rescinded their working-from-home option. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4581 |
Honey, why can’t you take me on vacation like that? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4582 |
I guess they also lost their work from home privileges |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4583 |
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4584 |
I also had a job once upon a time, and then AI took over |
1.1127 |
0.05134 |
71 |
66 |
2 |
3 |
4585 |
They're flying south to Florida where there is a large amount honking over several pending lawsuits on banned books, gay rights and civil liberties. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4586 |
They're headed south for the winter conference. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4587 |
I bet those new passenger rights lawyers won’t go the way of the passenger pigeons. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
4588 |
They're Trumps new legal team, they collected some stuff for the golf course for his defense. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
4589 |
It's the Canadian Geese fall business trip. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4590 |
Oh God, it's already back-to-the-office-season. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4591 |
Always sad this time of year,when all the investment bankers fly South to Fla. for the winter |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
4592 |
Looks like it's time to get out of Dodge! |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4593 |
I guess 'work from home' is finally over. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4594 |
They're taking a brief jaunt south. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4595 |
Must be “Casual Monday…” |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4596 |
Lucky ducks! Looks like they're flying business class. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4597 |
Brief cases are us. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
4598 |
I still love the original airmail program. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4599 |
That's the Mallard Firm, lead defense counsel in Daffy v. Donald |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4600 |
There go the lawyer geese |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4601 |
Yup,our profits are heading south. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4602 |
Our briefcase retrieval service is really taking off. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4603 |
We need more guns Susan. |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
4604 |
Nice size for a carry on. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4605 |
They're not migrating, they are commuting.
Unfortunately they have evolved into a working race! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4606 |
I think those geese got the wrong idea about flying in a Chevron formation |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4607 |
Figures only the conservative justices would head south. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4608 |
I wonder how they use their frequent flier miles. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4609 |
Lawyer geese heading to Florida. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
4610 |
The gaggle's damn near empty. Covid changed everything. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4611 |
For Business, it's bye, bye New York, hello Miami |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4612 |
This redefines “upwardly mobile.” |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4613 |
They told me, because Covid's over, they can't work at home anymore. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4614 |
I'm glad I don't have their commute. |
1.1111 |
0.05064 |
72 |
67 |
2 |
3 |
4615 |
Commuting long distance ? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4616 |
Why do I get the feeling they’re not coming back? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4617 |
They were hoping to fly business class. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4618 |
Another company moving to Florida? |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4619 |
Silly geese! I can't believe they've gone back to commuting to work in-person! |
1.1111 |
0.05064 |
72 |
67 |
2 |
3 |
4620 |
I guess they got tired of honking their way up the corporate ladder. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
4621 |
They must be migrating to D.C. for Supreme Court season. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4622 |
Flying south for the seasonal medical conference. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4623 |
They're geese alright, but their V formation is way too small. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4624 |
It’s Thursday, they’re flying home. They’ll be back Monday morning. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4625 |
They bring their legal team along for any in-flight misadventures." |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4626 |
I love April 16th, the beginning of tax geese migration season. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4627 |
I guess even they're having problems with immigration. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4628 |
Boy, the airlines are REALLY cutting back. |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
4629 |
Looks like they are leaving for good! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4630 |
‚I heard they were great at down sales.‘ |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4631 |
Look! Ducks also carry heavy baggage. I wonder if they are seeing a therapist |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4632 |
The seasons must be getting longer... |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
4633 |
Wow, the geese really are taking climate change seriously. They are moving south." |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
4634 |
Welp, there goes our life's work....jerks" |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
4635 |
Flying south for the winter is BYON (Bring Your Own Nest). |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
4636 |
It looks like they've been told to return to the office. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4637 |
They're still migratory but now they work from home.... |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4638 |
They're migrating South to a tax haven. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4639 |
It is a Federal Express' way of saving costs. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4640 |
Great. So now the geese have lawyers. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4641 |
Fantastic! Now I don't have to work from home this weekend. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4642 |
Looks like they're headed to Mar-a-Lago |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4643 |
He's bringing in lawyers from Canada now. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4644 |
Work's a drag |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4645 |
They're off to a business meeting. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
4646 |
They're off to Harvard Yard. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4647 |
I wonder if their evolution is real. We've got to check their documents! |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4648 |
I’ve heard of carry on luggage. But dem birds is holding bags!!! |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
4649 |
I wish I had healthcare. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4650 |
They’ve got a chance if those briefcases are made out of Kevlar.” |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4651 |
So I see the TSA is even doing birds now. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4652 |
Looks like the "Legal Beagles" have been replaced. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4653 |
Most of their clients are in Florida. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4654 |
Now that they've developed a vaccine for the avian flu, they can no longer work from the pond. |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
4655 |
Looks like business class is heading south early! |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4656 |
That means more empty offices in the lagoon. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4657 |
It's House Speaker Johnson on his way home to Louisiana with his ducks - finally -- all in a row! |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4658 |
They're taking all the stuff J.D. Salinger left behind in New Hampshire to be published, finally. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4659 |
The law firm of Quack and Quack always flies south for the winter litigation.
or
Goose Airlines allows for one carry on.
or
Granpa says that they used to deliver babies! |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4660 |
I guess they meant it when they said, you're fired! |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4661 |
They're going to renegotiate their time shares in
the mangrove swamp in light of climate change. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4662 |
It's aboot time the Canadian geese flew south, eh? |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4663 |
``It's that time. Back to the office or else.'' |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4664 |
I see Mother Goose hasn't paid attorney fees again |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
4665 |
I've always wanted to fly business class. |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
4666 |
Do you think they are heading South with secret documents in those carryon bags? |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
4667 |
I always knew they were a flight risk
Isaac Smith- New York City |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
4668 |
No wonder there aren't any jobs left for me. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
4669 |
I thought they were legal eagles, but now I’m not so sure. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
4670 |
One of the ironies of our immigration policies, Canadians perfectly willing to return to the workplace and we are making them leave. |
1.1087 |
0.05585 |
46 |
42 |
3 |
1 |
4671 |
Well, it's about time the birds don't just get mad, they get even. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4672 |
Their company is offering a work-far-from-home option. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4673 |
No one's safe from layoffs, I guess |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
4674 |
Attorneys on the way to defend medical malpractice cases. |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
4675 |
I think according to the shading, you are probably white and I’m probably Hispanic. |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
4676 |
Time for lunch break |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4677 |
Their decisions are all landmark.” |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4678 |
Looks like it's 'Business Time.' |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4679 |
I've heard of flying castles in the sky, but this must be high flying cases... |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4680 |
I heard their colleagues are suing for 'cruel and unusual punishment' this month. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4681 |
The snowbirds must be planning a longer stay this year. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4682 |
Pffft... Cowards! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4683 |
Our government will be shut down until Spring. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
4684 |
Music ain’t the same anymore. Nowadays nobody knows how to play a instrument. Only computer. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
4685 |
Oh look! A big balled eagle!” @rwwman106 |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
4686 |
And there you can see Justin Trudeau's advisors migrating south for better candidates. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4687 |
Heading south when things get tough... classic carpetbaggers. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4688 |
Yes they have to go thousands of miles Joyce, but the get there evidentially |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4689 |
See, Alan, I told you they would overtake those lazy carrier pigeons. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4690 |
I heard they were flying south for a brief opportunity this year. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4691 |
These working vacations must be hell |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4692 |
Good luck to them. The weather may be warmer where they're going, but those hurricanes and fires! |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4693 |
I didn't think you needed THAT many miles to fly business class. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4694 |
They started a new hedge fund |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4695 |
They're heading south for the winter and then migrate back for
tax season. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4696 |
Just this one last time honey, I'll get it all back on AirCanada. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4697 |
Vuitton’s in a “V” formation. The Vardon grip is dead. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4698 |
I know there’s a boom down South, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4699 |
You shoulda seen the parkas on the Canada Geese. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4700 |
Angela Merkel thinks we're at work |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
4701 |
Birds grumbling about inflation: Even the sky has a price tag now! |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4702 |
It's sad to see remote workers head back to the office. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
4703 |
Their investments did very well this year. |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
4704 |
They're lucky they don't have to worry about their carry-ons fitting in the overhead compartments. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4705 |
Looks like they’re planning to stay! |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
4706 |
They’re flying south to represent Trump. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
4707 |
Time to get out of the stock market! |
1.1071 |
0.05512 |
56 |
52 |
2 |
2 |
4708 |
I’ve never understood why the Canadian Army maintains a whole gaggle of nuclear footballs. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
4709 |
Hope that commute is better in the new hybird schedule |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
4710 |
Looks like it's going to be a 'brief' winter. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
4711 |
Oh, birds, how I wish to be as free as you - a 9-5 job, an insufferable spouse, and monthly child support... |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4712 |
It's coming to something when even the pilots have to carry their own bags! |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
4713 |
"Must be some muck-up down on the bayou." |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
4714 |
You don't see many flight options with a free carry-on these days |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4715 |
That's it! Working remotely has gone too far! |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
4716 |
Honey, I'm sorry but they're richer than you |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
4717 |
It’s about time they get their shit outta here. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4718 |
It is a more reliable way of getting them to the right destination on time than taking them to the airport with me |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
4719 |
Heavy weighting |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4720 |
I guess they decided not to wait for me |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4721 |
Sigh. Even the geese have to work through the holidays this year.. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
4722 |
Those are New York geese heading south for winter. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4723 |
Wonder how many nuclear secrets they're dropping off in Florida? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4724 |
Yep, the sky’s the limit for working remotely. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4725 |
The States do need lawyers. But they'll be back. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4726 |
they are worried that they may be labelled as vermin. must go before the next election. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4727 |
They all must be women! |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4728 |
Now's when they settle in a southern district court. |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
4729 |
These food delivery services are getting more and more competitive |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4730 |
anyone one please sent message to otherwise i was growing up but i never stop having fun with crows . |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4731 |
There go more lawyers for migrants at the southern border. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4732 |
Hopefully they'll get us all badged in so no one will know we're still working from home. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4733 |
Don’t tell me - their favorite movie is The Pelican Brief |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4734 |
So... how long do you s'pose it'll take Uber to unionize? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4735 |
It’s Snowbird migration time again. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4736 |
I always thought they worked from home. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4737 |
Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck and Duck. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4738 |
Apparently he's getting sued for breaking a man's arm" |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4739 |
I guess America needed for migrating workers |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4740 |
Ted Nugent V Ilegal Migratory bird hunting. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4741 |
They have out of town depositions. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4742 |
It's a called a convention of geese. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4743 |
This economy has affected the animals too. I guess they're off to work. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
4744 |
They must be flying Economy. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4745 |
Migrant workers really are flocking to this country. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4746 |
My boss is gonna kill me" |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
4747 |
It's that time of year when the lawyers migrate to Florida for the winter. |
1.1059 |
0.03357 |
85 |
76 |
9 |
0 |
4748 |
Looks like working from home was for the birds |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
4749 |
flocking to the Holiday sales? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4750 |
I wonder who they're lobbying for?" |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4751 |
With this economy they have to work a 2nd job this year - no winter vacation down south this year. Instead a side hustle! |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
4752 |
The work from home until spring returns. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4753 |
Now that Covid's over, it's back to business as usual. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
4754 |
I told you migrate-from-home was just a fad. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4755 |
I heard they were so fierce, the government hired them as our national diplomats. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
4756 |
I just read where that flight doesn’t charge extra for carry ons. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4757 |
Now the geese cannot work remotely? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4758 |
Does their airline charge for suitcases? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4759 |
Look, they're flying south for the Bear winter. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4760 |
There's more work in Mar-a-Lago these days. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
4761 |
They've launched a class action against Sully Sullenberger |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
4762 |
They're petitioning for a shorter hunting season. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
4763 |
It's better than checking a bag. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
4764 |
Hogwarts has owl messengers our local JC has ducks. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
4765 |
Wow. They’re making everyone go back to work from the office now |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
4766 |
huh, looks like birds truly aren’t real. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
4767 |
They’re Carrier Geese, they’re trained to return lost luggage! |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4768 |
Ahh, the geese business class flight. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4769 |
The inflight entertainment is truly exceptional |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4770 |
I told them to start earning their keep, so they all got jobs in the city. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4771 |
Maybe it’s not scarcity that drives evolution but good old fear. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4772 |
I don't want to stereotype a whole nation of people, but I believe those Geese involved in that robbery downtown were Canadian. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4773 |
I suppose migration routes are negotiable these days! |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4774 |
They ain't no legal eagles, but they come at you. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4775 |
Sending our best soldiers off to the war huh honey |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
4776 |
Did you heard about this new government top secret documents migration method? |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4777 |
Office ducks fly south, for the printer. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
4778 |
More Canada geese flying south in the Amazon smile formation! I hear they get $2 USD per delivery down in America. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4779 |
Must be nice to practice in Canada. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
4780 |
They commute south for arbitration. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4781 |
Even the legal migrants must be having trouble at the southern border. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4782 |
I told him that job was for the birds. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4783 |
They can commute up to 200 miles a day. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4784 |
Obviously they are flying economy |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4785 |
It's tough when you have to study in the summer. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4786 |
Boy, the legal profession has sure gotten desperate. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4787 |
Workaholic geese are always last to migrate home |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4788 |
It looks to me like the Geese Civil Liberties Union. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4789 |
Oh, that's what they meant when they said they were raising the Bar |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4790 |
Sure hope they're going to bomb Gaza. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4791 |
My message was far too manipulative to be contained to one pigeon. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
4792 |
Economic migrants. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4793 |
They just dropped off their school of fish 🐟 |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
4794 |
Must have been a Black Friday deal... |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4795 |
Pre Pandemic drones? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4796 |
‘Oh, look hun, the kids have finally flown the coop.’ |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4797 |
Looks like they're prepared for a long winter |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
4798 |
Yes |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4799 |
Looks like Trump won. Glad we live in Canada. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
4800 |
There goes, Wawa’s Board Of Directors. |
1.1039 |
0.04369 |
77 |
71 |
4 |
2 |
4801 |
Now that’s taking “work from anywhere” a little too far. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4802 |
They're migrating South until Q1. |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
4803 |
Southwest even lets the geese fly with free luggage. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
4804 |
At least Ducks Unlimited didn't go with a fly-by-night divestiture. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
4805 |
Team meeting. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
4806 |
They're heading to Minnesota for the "Goose vs. Grey Duck" case. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
4807 |
Those are the new FedEx drones. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
4808 |
that must be the winter flight to Monaco...those are Kelly bags they're carrying... |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
4809 |
The image shows two people that are wearing sweaters. The two people are shocked to see this. They observe birds carrying suitcases and flying away. This shows that the birds are migrating due to the harsh winters that have arrived. |
1.1034 |
0.04336 |
87 |
81 |
3 |
3 |
4810 |
No one seems to check baggage anymore. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
4811 |
Looks like return to work policies are hitting everyone. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4812 |
Ahhh yes, it’s that time of year when they migrate south to the no state income tax regions of the country. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4813 |
I heard they started a new flock-chain currency. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4814 |
Well, how did you think they got the name "Carrier Pigeons?" |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4815 |
Zero emissions but those briefcases are bursting with paperwork. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4816 |
Looks like this time they are going for good … I’m sad ? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4817 |
Looks like they're on a business trip. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4818 |
Shouldn’t they have checked their bag? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4819 |
I think it means they're expecting a short winter. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4820 |
So that's what the briefcase-toting bureaucrats in Washington look like! |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4821 |
Looks like they're working a nine to fly. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4822 |
They're "Canada" business geese, not "Canadian". |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4823 |
They're taking their jobs with them |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4824 |
It’s a demonstration against the Dove Federation’s Ceasefire Resolution. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4825 |
Well that's it, they've emptied the nest. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4826 |
Boy, everyone is taking advantage of those early Black Friday sales. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4827 |
I heard there was quite a squawk when they had to give up telecommuting. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4828 |
Jerry, I just couldn’t be left here alone with your baggage. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4829 |
Looks like the Fed is feeling hawkish today |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
4830 |
This new batch of crane operators are really flying. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
4831 |
They must be working from home this year. |
1.1029 |
0.04750 |
68 |
63 |
3 |
2 |
4832 |
You'd better think twice, Louise, the next time you call me a birdbrain. |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4833 |
I love working from home--commuting is for the birds! |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4834 |
Remember, there’ll always be room for you back at ‘Goose Line Is It, Anyway?”! |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4835 |
Migration attorneys. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4836 |
The old accountant geese-ers always head south for tax season this time of year! |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
4837 |
This 'working from home' thing has really taken off! |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
4838 |
My Heart goes where their Work Ethic goes .. It doesn't really Sing, does it . ... |
1.1017 |
0.05238 |
59 |
55 |
2 |
2 |
4839 |
Looks like this will be a working vacation. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4840 |
Look at all the twits flying away with retrieving twitters. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
4841 |
They're flying south to consult at Mar Lago.. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4842 |
They're heading south for the winter session of the Supreme Court. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4843 |
Now that's just silly |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
4844 |
I wish I could send my emotional baggage south for the winter. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4845 |
There go the out of town consultants. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4846 |
The lease will increase but delivery costs will decrease thanks to the geese. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4847 |
'They must have a 'Working From the South' away message.' |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
4848 |
Ah, they're finally off Zoom migrating for the winter. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4849 |
I guess they have to carry those launch codes with them wherever they go |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
4850 |
Looks like they hired a new legal team in Washington. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4851 |
I heard they need them to carry their GPS, won’t stay clipped to their feathers! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
4852 |
They’re carrioning cases. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
4853 |
How can they call it a vacation if they have to bring their work with them? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
4854 |
You know, there’s a flap over his legal cases… |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4855 |
There goes a new legal team down to Mar-a-lago. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4856 |
Look at how calm the Hudson River is today. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
4857 |
This is our new age delivery service.
Just imagine the overall savings! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
4858 |
Attache Away...
To Warm Horizons |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4859 |
The signs clearly say ‘don’t feed the birds or hire them for entry level work.' |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4860 |
« During our due diligence, they helped us get all our ducks in a row » |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
4861 |
Seems remote work's all the rage, no matter who. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4862 |
They’re migrating south for the quarter |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4863 |
There must be a convention. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4864 |
The Great Brief Migration |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
4865 |
Don’t let yourself be fooled. They’re all quack! |
1.1013 |
0.04261 |
79 |
73 |
4 |
2 |
4866 |
Seems like the work-from-home policy just got extended to the bird community. |
1.1013 |
0.03862 |
79 |
72 |
6 |
1 |
4867 |
When globalisation becomes a high-flying act: shopaholic birds and migratory handbags. Here's a fashionable and unusual world coming to life |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
4868 |
Another weekend adjournment… |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
4869 |
Looks like another working migration. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4870 |
They’re old. They think they’re legal eagles. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4871 |
Looks like a heck of a Winter. They’re packing extra. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4872 |
So this is what Spirit Airlines does with its ‘special discount’ check-in bags… |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4873 |
It's a hell of a commute, but only once a year. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4874 |
Looks like our legal case is literally going south. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4875 |
I didn't realize that working from home involved hauling your work papers when you migrate to your seasonal home. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4876 |
Obviously they are not working from home anymore.0 |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4877 |
They are going to “work from home” for 183 days. Good luck with that!
Lisa R. New York, New York |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4878 |
I guess Greta Thunberg is lawyering up. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4879 |
The Legal Eagles flew to D.C. yesterday to start the newest class-action environmental lawsuits, and today the Monetary Penalties Mallards are heading there to assist them. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4880 |
They’re suing for a cut of “Fly Away Home.” |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4881 |
I heard there's a buyout of Bird, but I thought it was about scooters?? |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4882 |
Do the briefcases mean they are legal eagles or snowbirds? |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4883 |
I wonder what their baggage fee is? |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4884 |
Executives brain drain again! |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4885 |
I heard that the Goose that lays the Golden Eggs refuses to share with the Gander….. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4886 |
The last of the work from home mandates |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
4887 |
Canadian migration lawyers. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4888 |
Donald’s new legal team.”
“Trump?”
“Duck. |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
4889 |
Even their geese work from home. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4890 |
A brief case of Monday morning migration! |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
4891 |
Two-three days a week they migrate from the office. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4892 |
Don't mention what my coat is filled with. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4893 |
There better be room in the overhead compartment by the time we board” |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
4894 |
I guess going back to the office means a longer commute for some than others. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
4895 |
Syncing my ducks in a row on the fly won’t work. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4896 |
The transition from WFH back to the office resulted in a long commute for their team. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
4897 |
And this is how the bird flew and raised their bills. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
4898 |
Migrating Back to the Office: A Wild-Goose Hunt |
1.1000 |
0.05153 |
60 |
56 |
2 |
2 |
4899 |
Their carry in game is strong. s |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4900 |
Now only the geese can afford Gucci.
They seem to be flying a bit lower this year.
I would have thought that they'd prefer backpacks.
Do you think they had to pay tax in their home country?
We should stop shopping in Bloomies, it's gone to the birds. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
4901 |
Their flying to Mara Logo to file their brief's. But their goose is already cooked! |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4902 |
I guess that gives remote work a whole new meaning.”
R. Weingast
New York, N.Y |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4903 |
I guess working from home is no longer an option. |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
4904 |
Back to the office... |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4905 |
You see Mary, they're going south to take all the good jobs in Mexico. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4906 |
The partners said there’s more bread in Florida |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4907 |
Ducks really take their work seriously. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4908 |
Harry Potter has owls, we have geese! |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4909 |
Silly? No these are very serious geese. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4910 |
Must be 'Casual Friday.' |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4911 |
Back to school already. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4912 |
Heading south for the winter with a |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4913 |
Wow, I like those cases much better than last years backpacks! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4914 |
The homing pigeons couldn’t cut it anymore |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4915 |
The Children of Arrear |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
4916 |
Massa has won the elections in Argentina... Poor guys! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
4917 |
The Audito |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
4918 |
Yes, it’s efficient, but like Bob Dylan says, “Are birds free from the chains of the skyway?” |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4919 |
But why do we have to pay extra when the bags are all being carried by the same flock? |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4920 |
I guess remote work really is going away. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4921 |
This must be their day at the office. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4922 |
Diapering would be more efficient. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4923 |
The para-eagles are waiting for their briefcases. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4924 |
They literally invented working remotely, and 12, 000 years before the internet came along to boot. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
4925 |
Sorry. I was reminded of my father. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4926 |
I guess the Goose & Goose firm is undergoing a reorg. |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
4927 |
You can’t say we weren’t warned about geese coopting AI to litigate for the environment. |
1.0976 |
0.03726 |
82 |
75 |
6 |
1 |
4928 |
These days it's smart to carry your portfolio with you at all times. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4929 |
Weird what happens Canadians after midnight |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
4930 |
It's the annual migration of the Society for the Preservation of the History of Carrier Pigeons. |
1.0976 |
0.04110 |
82 |
76 |
4 |
2 |
4931 |
Looks like they're flying south for the board meeting. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4932 |
It’s nice to see carrier pigeons getting work again. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4933 |
Hard to believe their ancestors’ benefits from MAKE WAY FOR DUCKLINGS over eighty years ago still supports their Coach bags to fly South! |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4934 |
top-secret documents en route to their final resting place. |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
4935 |
The market is going south |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4936 |
Once we passed that anti-endangered species act, the birds starting dropping more work on politician’s cars, instead of poop. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4937 |
The morning rush hour is unbelievable these days, ever since people went back to the office after COVID. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4938 |
I guess the fake MAGA followers finally decided it was time to take their documents and move on. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4939 |
Do you think they'd drop the suit if we spelled it 'mygration' or something like that? |
1.0972 |
0.04493 |
72 |
67 |
3 |
2 |
4940 |
Good idea, but that could slow them down to engine-intake speed. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4941 |
I didn’t go to work to pay off my college bills. I broke into my nest-egg. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4942 |
Their leader doesn't let them work at home. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4943 |
It’s the goose’s uniquely shaped secondary feathers that put the lift in shoplift, or is that geese’s? Anyway sorry to hear about your loss, are you hungry? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
4944 |
The geese are taking their work south of the border |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4945 |
Either Samsonite's marketing team has really stepped it up or this is a sign of the times. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
4946 |
Looks like they are flying east for the long weekend. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4947 |
They are all carrying Ghurka bags. They made big money this summer. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4948 |
The only lawyers that will work for Trump. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4949 |
Working from home again, I see. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4950 |
With their total miles, no wonder they can fly business class. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4951 |
Sadly, it has become the fashion -- to take your work with you when you go south for the winter. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4952 |
Their Mother must be very proud of them. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4953 |
They will go far in the corporate world |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4954 |
Meetings to migration:
The World Economic Forum agenda for 2024. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4955 |
All the storks We are going to a clerk's conference in the south |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4956 |
Oh nooo Mabel! Seems like our economy is flying south as well! |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4957 |
It's that new band "Birds of a Leather" |
1.0968 |
0.04991 |
62 |
58 |
2 |
2 |
4958 |
I guess it's too hard to fly with a backpack. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4959 |
They’re heading south for the UN conference on climate change. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4960 |
Carrier ducks |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4961 |
In springtime, we’ll bus you back over the border. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4962 |
I'll have what she's having |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
4963 |
Oh, i've heard of them they are the real duck wives of Mallard Pond." |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
4964 |
Even the ducks are getting in on the side hustle movement. |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4965 |
'Donald Trump must have gotten re-elected' |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4966 |
Generative AI will just not capture the wonders of nature…unless we are living in a sim. |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4967 |
Their clients flew into a jet engine |
1.0964 |
0.03259 |
83 |
75 |
8 |
0 |
4968 |
High ho, high ho, it’s off to work they go! |
1.0964 |
0.03682 |
83 |
76 |
6 |
1 |
4969 |
Elon Musk's Twitter is way less efficient. |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
4970 |
Must be going southwest. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4971 |
They're advocates. for gun control-- I wish them luck! |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4972 |
Sure, "technically", there's still a paper trail, but it's in the air Martha... it's in the air!!!! |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4973 |
I always thought it was Doc Holliday. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4974 |
Didn’t think Canadians were the pay-extra-for bags types… |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4975 |
There goes our retirement. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4976 |
They used to winter in Central America, now it's the Caymans |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4977 |
I guess they're still using them in Canada. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4978 |
On a wing and a prayer, Lisa, our tax return won't get audited this year |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4979 |
I guess they stopped gassing those geese then huh |
1.0959 |
0.04433 |
73 |
68 |
3 |
2 |
4980 |
‘Carry on’ 🧳 💼 has a whole new meaning” |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
4981 |
You would think we would’ve been sending fewer messages since Game of Thrones ended. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
4982 |
Hope they get that worm |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4983 |
It's easier than leaving Gaza |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4984 |
Yes, they're flying south to Florida for the winter. The briefcases are just to get free room upgrades in the convention hotels. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4985 |
Helluva commute! |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
4986 |
Geese lawyers. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4987 |
Maybe I should fly the coop, too. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4988 |
Do you think that horde exudes eloquence. |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
4989 |
Working remotely is not for everyone. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4990 |
It looks like a simple mistake, cleve |
1.0952 |
0.04913 |
63 |
59 |
2 |
2 |
4991 |
'Legal eagles' sure. 'Swallows to Capistrano' okay. But Geese Briefs to Mar-A-Lago? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
4992 |
More Wall Street jobs moving to Florida |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
4993 |
Working virtually has its downside. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4994 |
You think any of them had dreams of being a silly goose? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
4995 |
They are only securing state secrets. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4996 |
Oh boy... and I always thought flying business class was a nice way to travel. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4997 |
Ah, the CPAs from Gaggle & co. are heading South for year-end. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4998 |
The bird strike just ended. They agreed to give up the runways for a cut of the baggage business. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
4999 |
Do geese sue God ? |
1.0952 |
0.03640 |
84 |
77 |
6 |
1 |
5000 |
They're no longer working from home. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5001 |
I get those silly goose bumps anytime I see them head out on their morning commute 💼 |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5002 |
Yup, hon ... even our bike messengers are getting squeezed out by migrant labor. Fortunately, MAGA isn't interested in facts. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5003 |
They're flying North for sabbatical. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5004 |
They've finally had enough of us and are heading back to Canada. I believe that's the covid paperwork. |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
5005 |
I don't envy their business class. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5006 |
It's my spirit bird because they take their work home too. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5007 |
They only migrate when margins are heating up. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5008 |
I guess, the early bird beats the rush hour.
Pontus Fichtner, Tiburon, CA |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5009 |
Fried, Frank, Shriver, Jacobson & Harris, gooses at law |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
5010 |
Oh! They are SCOTUS members returning
from meeting their friends! |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5011 |
Philly Flies |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5012 |
After all the complaints, they now carry on their own exective poop bags. |
1.0941 |
0.03186 |
85 |
77 |
8 |
0 |
5013 |
I see the lawyers are off in search of clients to goose. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5014 |
Looks like more climate change litigation in the south this winter. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5015 |
Looks like the holiday spending season is in flight. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5016 |
That' the Gander & Gander law firm. They're off to major drug case in Florida. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5017 |
We've all taken this work from home thing too far. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5018 |
Film Director to Studio Executive
“I envision Hitchcock using this in the opening trailer, it captures the duality of 21st century capitalism juxtaposed with man’s need to revert back to analog solutions!”
- on the set of “The Birds 2024” |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5019 |
Even birds are having a hard time downsizing |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5020 |
I’m so glad I got rid of my commute. Remote work is the best. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5021 |
You know, I'm really hoping they get the green light to WFH soon. I mean, with a commute like that, it'll be spring by the time they get back. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5022 |
See. It's not just us that's working from home. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5023 |
So you really can take it with you. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5024 |
They were on sale. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5025 |
Telecommuting is really going south. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5026 |
Partners meeting is early this year. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5027 |
We wish we could take a vacation in The Warm Sunshine States. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5028 |
Birds of a feather avoid Trudeau together. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
5029 |
Those Wall Street geezers are wild |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5030 |
It's sad now, but the bitcoins will return in the Spring. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5031 |
HEY that’s m |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5032 |
Observing birds commuting in a 'V' formation makes me ponder: perhaps finance bros could take a cue from their collaborative approach to work. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5033 |
Look! Its Donald Trump’s legal team heading south for the winter! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5034 |
Ending work at home is a pain in the butt. |
1.0933 |
0.04318 |
75 |
70 |
3 |
2 |
5035 |
As I was saying, not everyone can work remotely |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5036 |
Guess they’re on seasonal hybrid work schedules? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5037 |
They get you the settlement you deserve. |
1.0930 |
0.03151 |
86 |
78 |
8 |
0 |
5038 |
Didn't know they offered business class. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5039 |
I guess this is nature's version of a business flight... |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5040 |
Must be lawyers migrating to South America" |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5041 |
There they go, the lawyers from Silly, Goose, & Gander, heading for Mar-a-Lago! |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5042 |
They were refused entry in the flight, so they flew- |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5043 |
Our law firm is for the birds. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5044 |
The migration lawyers are flying lower every year. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5045 |
I saw what they packed in there, it's their lunch! |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5046 |
Oh great, Canadian lawyers headed to Mar-A-Lago. |
1.0923 |
0.04765 |
65 |
61 |
2 |
2 |
5047 |
Independent candidates for the human race. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5048 |
At least the storks haven’t sold out. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5049 |
Maybe those English majors will be employable after all. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5050 |
It looks like the Lawyerbirds are migrating again. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5051 |
I just hope the briefcases drag those good for nothing jerks down to a watery grave. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5052 |
Ah, look! A convention of geese. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5053 |
I wish I could do that. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5054 |
They didn’t even give their two week notice! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5055 |
I didn't realize the Vee stood for valise |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5056 |
Canadians can be flighty investors. |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5057 |
They’re moving their office to the States after they found out that Canada was not the country but anornithologist who identified their species |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5058 |
Ah! A first sign of winter: the geese sounding in formation,their carry-ons in tow. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5059 |
Now, I call that an oversea business trip! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5060 |
Look!--after these geese with the file folders pass--there's a cloud that looks just like Pete Postlethwaite! |
1.0921 |
0.03829 |
76 |
70 |
5 |
1 |
5061 |
We'll keep seeing seasonal brief gandors until our migration takes us to where you see them wearing shorts. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5062 |
I hear they're going to Florida to replace the former guy's legal team. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5063 |
A Bit Nostalgic, But I'm Glad I've Retired Now. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5064 |
Fly by day lawyers headed to Florida |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5065 |
Those are genuine Candian geese cases. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5066 |
The birds? Looks like a flock of Canada Valice. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5067 |
With global warming they’re coming back. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5068 |
You know those ducks in the lagoon near Central Park South? Apparently, they go to law school. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5069 |
Must be Canadian Geesesq. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5070 |
I hear Mar-a-Lago is nice this time of year. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5071 |
We didn’t need our designer handbags after all. Our grenades wouldn’t fit inside. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5072 |
Looks like the cartoonist’s eaten Cookie’s meatball. |
1.0909 |
0.05364 |
55 |
52 |
1 |
2 |
5073 |
Working from home seems to be easier in Canada. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5074 |
Whatever happened to the stagecoach? |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5075 |
It's not the heat in Florida that bothers me, it's the litigiousness. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5076 |
Even they can't work from home anymore. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5077 |
Cygnet, goose, gander, litegator? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5078 |
Do you ever worry it's not actually for work and they have a second park, down south, that they visit every year? |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5079 |
It’s that new messenger service “Geese Brief.” |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5080 |
Lawyer loons most likely. There have been some problems down south.” |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5081 |
Oh look Henry, those Ducks must be back from their Thanksgiving dinner. They taking their Leftover food home in those bags. Or those bags are 'Poop Catcher' ? |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5082 |
I guess everyone's going back to the office. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5083 |
They said we can circle back after the holidays |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5084 |
Way faster than Amazon Prime shipping |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5085 |
Fast track to the Capital |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5086 |
I wonder what business school they went to |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5087 |
They're flying south to the Cayman Islands for winter. |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5088 |
I guess the vacation is over. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5089 |
It was inevitable after the workforce started working from home. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5090 |
I guess duck hunters are being sued |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5091 |
Work from home" wasn't the answer for everyone, I guess |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5092 |
They have a client base that summers in Boca Raton. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5093 |
Ornithologists call that formation 'Spirit Airlines.' |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5094 |
So Economy Class Migration tickets are letting them have carry-ons, then? |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5095 |
They’re going to a conference on migration… |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5096 |
They're preparing for a honk-style takeover. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5097 |
I’ve known a lot of professionals, but most of them didn’t have beaks.” |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5098 |
Looks like the Execu-ducks are flying Coach. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5099 |
Commuter geese are flying against traffic" |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5100 |
they are speeding to their overseas assignment |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5101 |
Are those Burkin Bags!! |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5102 |
Can Canadian lawyers practice here? |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5103 |
I told you not to give them gluten free bread |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5104 |
Uhh….too late to get back that deposit? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5105 |
Your comparison should be to vultures because lawyers do have detachable wingtips. |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5106 |
They’re working remotely this winter—all “V” of them. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5107 |
It's a helluva commute. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5108 |
Finally, no more goose droppings all winter |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5109 |
Looks like remote working is coming to an end . |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5110 |
That's one way to get around Delta's carry-on fee. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5111 |
imagine! flying to your destiny with recipe included. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5112 |
They're smuggling fake ballots from Venezuela. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5113 |
I guess some birds gotta fly briefly. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5114 |
It is always a reminder of the march of time with the end of the season of work at home. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5115 |
I guess the government shutdown happened after all. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5116 |
I guess everyone has to commute somehow. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5117 |
Like all species, the silly goose has had to evolve to survive. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5118 |
No, I think those are too heavy for pigeons. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5119 |
The lead’ s right wingman has his mission briefcase inverted. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5120 |
They're called Wall Street pigeons. The one with the loudest honk always leads. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5121 |
They’re late for a very important bait.” |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5122 |
They say Canadian geese are smart. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5123 |
Well I guess briefcases are out this season. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5124 |
I wish we could migrate business class. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5125 |
Do you get the feeling we're not wanted here? |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5126 |
They are planning on skipping Florida and flying farther south for the winter. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5127 |
Those Immigration Geese Lawers really love their Briefcases. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5128 |
I see the Samantha Brown sparrows are finally heading out. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5129 |
Now they are charging for checked bags. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5130 |
Yo Conrad. Don’t forget to skip the last season of Game of Thrones! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5131 |
Amazon in the amazon. 🦆 |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5132 |
Mission: Exoneration. Attitude: Pessimistic. Destination: Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5133 |
Fall migration: Trump’s
legal team from Bedminster to Mar-a-Lago |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5134 |
How many goose lawyers does it take to fly south for the winter? V. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5135 |
That legal firm sure has gone south |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5136 |
I tried working there but it was pretty foul, and don't get me started on the commute. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5137 |
Just imagine! These gees are specially trained with tapayer's money to fly from Biden distant "companies" I.E. China, carrying tax free cash!! TO HIM ! |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5138 |
More lawyers heading south to Mar-a-Lago, I suppose. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5139 |
Wow! Looks like the Secretary Birds have all been promoted. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5140 |
Probably some of those new low-cost carriers. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5141 |
They’ve been flock-pooling for years. |
1.0870 |
0.04200 |
46 |
42 |
4 |
0 |
5142 |
Apparently they are working on their winter vacation. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5143 |
They’ve been leaving earlier every year to catch the Black Friday sales. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5144 |
See honey even they are going on a holiday" "Walter they don't need the high price of the plane they are the plane |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5145 |
all these companies are ending remote work |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5146 |
WFH for the Winter. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5147 |
Those snowbirds are early. Guess we should get packing. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5148 |
Yeah, go back to Canada ya fuckin' hosers!" |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5149 |
What is this world coming to? Canada geese migrating to Mexico, and attacking US business executives on their way! |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5150 |
Their therapist clearly hasn’t convinced them of the need to let go of needless baggage. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5151 |
There they are, flying off to the south office. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5152 |
Our Children flying overseas for a job interview |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5153 |
Look, Susan. A gaggle order! |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5154 |
They've settled on a hybrid schedule — three seasons in, one season out. |
1.0862 |
0.05091 |
58 |
55 |
1 |
2 |
5155 |
Lawyers turned into birds |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5156 |
It’s called ‘commuter formation’. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5157 |
They'll circle back after the holiday |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5158 |
It's Canada Post's cost-effective mail service to the U. S. called "Goose Up! |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5159 |
There go Trump’s classified documents, south for the winter. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5160 |
Their CEO just nixed working remotely. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5161 |
A lawsuit still in its discovery channel phase. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5162 |
I guess briefcases were just too heavy for pigeons” |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5163 |
It's a business trip. Probably to Acapulco. Or, maybe, Aruba. Or, Bermuda. Or, Belize. Or, Curaçao. Or, Cancun. Or . . . . |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5164 |
Are Birkin bags all that special anymore? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5165 |
Lawyers, migrating south to Georgia |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5166 |
Harassing humans is hard work. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5167 |
They saw the cost of healthcare here and flew right back up to Canada... not such a bad idea. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5168 |
Haven’t they heard about work from home? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5169 |
I can’t believe they are really making ALL of us come back into the office. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5170 |
There goes my classified ducks case. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5171 |
Canadian Geese Attorneys flying south for the winter - personal injury cases skyrocket in Miami over the holidays. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
5172 |
Another sign of our fowl economy. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5173 |
I understand Donald Trump has a new skein of attorneys. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5174 |
These ones work for the Department of Migration. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5175 |
Even they got to compete with them drones. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5176 |
Thus expite another round of global climate goals. Bye
bye. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5177 |
More documents headed to Palm Beach? |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5178 |
I heard they can no longer work remotely; they have to go back in to the office. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5179 |
They'll be back, and with lots of promising leads. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5180 |
Nice while it lasted, but work-from-home is finally over. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5181 |
Looks like they’re headed for Buffalo. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5182 |
It is true that so many more are working from home these days. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5183 |
Lighten the Load |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5184 |
DQ spot on predicting this year's duck bag... |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
5185 |
They've fallen too into this nearshoring trend |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5186 |
Yep, silliest I've ever seen. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
5187 |
Looks like working from home is really taking off. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5188 |
Those bags will be full of contraband come spring. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5189 |
strange, no black limousine to take them to their homes? |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5190 |
I just don't wanna stay in Washington , DC. period ! |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5191 |
Genetically modified drone deliveries have been trending recently! |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5192 |
They’ve got a board meeting before heading south. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
5193 |
Ah, they’ve allowed the ducks to wfh too i see! |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
5194 |
I thought you said they were high-flyers... |
1.0843 |
0.03515 |
83 |
77 |
5 |
1 |
5195 |
Even geese are at risk for misinformation. |
1.0843 |
0.03069 |
83 |
76 |
7 |
0 |
5196 |
If I wont do the work then the birds will do it for me |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5197 |
do you think your have a GOosING away party? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5198 |
Looks like business travel is back. |
1.0833 |
0.05012 |
48 |
45 |
2 |
1 |
5199 |
Evidently, they are on a mission to sue the Legal Eagles." |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5200 |
Having more birds on one side
they'll never make a perfect V. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5201 |
Well I guess your friend Carol wasn't lying when she said getting a Birkin this season has been a wild goose chase |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5202 |
With all the AI going on, birding certainly is not easy |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5203 |
I guess the case of Snowbird and Sons, esq. went south |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5204 |
They are flying south and carrying all their documentation for crossing the border. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5205 |
Seems like they're more serious about their 'business'. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5206 |
Trump's legal team is migrating to Florida for the winter. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5207 |
They really got their ducks in a row. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5208 |
I think they mean it now. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5209 |
Try it and you'll see. It's way more fun to "Fill two birds with one scone." Than to "Kill two birds with one stone." |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5210 |
Now that the COVID remote work conditions have relaxed, they're all heading back to the office. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5211 |
I can't believe they're still allowed to work from home. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5212 |
And here we thought retirement was for the birds. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
5213 |
Looks like even the geese are taking their business to Canada. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
5214 |
That's a commuter express V formation. Appears a bit delayed |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5215 |
Gee look honey, I guess the brain drain really is affecting everyone |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5216 |
Looks like there's a lot of competition in the Stork Market these days. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5217 |
I can’t believe they have Birkins and I’m still on the waitlist |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
5218 |
Me, I never fly with carry on baggage. |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
5219 |
They must be coming from Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5220 |
Crossing the Career Rubicon |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5221 |
They're heading to Mar-a-Lago for the winter. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5222 |
From migrating to commuting in one generation . . . I'd say the bar car is five years away. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5223 |
The IRS just declared open hunting season. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5224 |
They didn't learn to not take work home. Goose around and find out. . |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
5225 |
Remote work has gotten out of control. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5226 |
Their client must be in some real hot water. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5227 |
I wish I could work remote from Buenos Aires. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5228 |
There goes my portfolio, until next year. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5229 |
Since they are moving out, I wonder if we can have their house. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5230 |
Turns out geese celebrate Black Friday. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5231 |
The carpetbaggers are in season again. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5232 |
I interviewed for a job down south too but they went with someone else. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
5233 |
I normally fly South with a suitcase. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5234 |
The geese always quack their bags this time of year. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5235 |
They take them to the sorting center, and the pigeons do the rest |
1.0811 |
0.04197 |
74 |
70 |
2 |
2 |
5236 |
Check out that Congress, Up in the Air and trying to look important, just like the other one! |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5237 |
Hope they keep my dreams nicely at the south. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
5238 |
Jonathan Livingston Seagull and Partners are opening an office in Boca. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
5239 |
Migrating back to work 5 days a week gives me goosebumps |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5240 |
They must be flying south for Q4. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5241 |
Better get to work birds! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5242 |
Changes in the workplace—it’s everywhere. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5243 |
Looks like they’ll work via Zoom. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5244 |
No, it's just for a weekend conference. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5245 |
Shipping costs have really been impacted by inflation. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5246 |
"I think they are arguing against the new interstate. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5247 |
I guess they can't work from home anymore.
Deborah Beers, Glen Echo, Maryland |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5248 |
Just another wild goose ambulance chase. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5249 |
they rather work from the office |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5250 |
There go the harbingers of high fashion. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5251 |
Running out of legals down there, it’s time to goose'm. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5252 |
I guess capitalism is the natural order. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5253 |
I guess no one’s doing ‘work from home’ anymore |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5254 |
See, I told you that workation is a well established concept nowadays. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5255 |
They’re filing from the Caymans |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
5256 |
They must be carrying on for this flight. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5257 |
So that IS how Canada Goose jackets are made. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5258 |
Hmm, So that's what happened to trumps 11,780 votes he needed !? |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
5259 |
one of them has our popcorn popper |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
5260 |
We should shoot one |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
5261 |
If ONLY our bosses flew southward with them! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5262 |
They’re the original remote workers. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5263 |
And we thought we could get away for an afternoon. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5264 |
Looks like they are flying to D.C. for the winter |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5265 |
Looks like they are going to work from home. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5266 |
They're commuting South for the winter |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5267 |
I think they’re flying west to a conference on AI. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5268 |
I never realized geese were all business. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5269 |
They're flying to Florida ... safer there. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5270 |
Do you think ourPresident will be able to understand the same message five times? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5271 |
I guess Trump figures he's going to lose anyway. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5272 |
Have you tried telework? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5273 |
Well, they say there’s a professional worker shortage. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5274 |
That’s the beauty of flying business class. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5275 |
reminds me of the old days. Thank God I can work from home |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5276 |
I think.. they didn't get the ponzi scheme. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
5277 |
Home office is over, the great return |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5278 |
They’re working from home this winter |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
5279 |
I knew that “endangered species” designation was a hoax and just the first step! |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5280 |
At least they saved on the fees for checked luggage. |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
5281 |
His legal team is certainly top flight. |
1.0789 |
0.03634 |
76 |
71 |
4 |
1 |
5282 |
I see they are not leaving everything in one nest. Maybe they won’t come back next year. |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
5283 |
Another flight of Red-winged Barristers headed South. |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
5284 |
More overtime? I guess “free birding” isn’t as free as it sounds! |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
5285 |
Are they migrating or heading to that trade show in Lubbock? |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5286 |
They're headed to the Capitol to teach the goose distributed leadership model. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5287 |
Some follow stars. Others follow the smell of down in jet turbines.” |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5288 |
Looks like the vultures are returning to wall street. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5289 |
Ya see, this is why my haberdashery went out of business. I never hatched clever marketing schemes like that. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5290 |
The workaholics always leave first. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5291 |
With Zoom, they can work anywhere. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5292 |
Well, at least our bookcases are flying off o vacation. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5293 |
Poor things, they don't have a clue what the traffic's like in Florida |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5294 |
It looks like we're in for a short winter. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5295 |
I guess they’re returning to Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5296 |
I guess they are allowed only a carry-on |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
5297 |
Those are the real snowbirds heading south for the winter. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
5298 |
The birds always know when it’s the end of the season. |
1.0779 |
0.03588 |
77 |
72 |
4 |
1 |
5299 |
Make Way for Ducklings”, they’re carrying the BlackBerrys. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5300 |
The species is known for its personal items, but you almost never see these birds with carry-ons. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5301 |
We should probably be heading off on vacation soon to. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5302 |
Looks like we’re going to have a beautiful, bouncing middle-management team. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
5303 |
The pandemic really changed the nature of remote employment. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5304 |
The geese briefly cased the area before heading south. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5305 |
They're heading towards the yacht club. I heard there was a nesting rights meeting. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5306 |
So if that's why it's "Control V" to migrate files, will "Control X" make them tweet? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5307 |
So the birds have legal advisers, too.....! |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
5308 |
The Miami management migration is beautiful. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5309 |
There's a lack of professional ducks. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5310 |
I heard meds are cheap in Mexico. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5311 |
I guess those are more Canadians looking to purchase cheap, empty office buildings in Manhattan. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5312 |
They built cheap on great lots, but their commutes are outrageous! |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5313 |
They must overwinter in Mar-a-lago. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5314 |
Well this is not migrating but commuting. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5315 |
All the market players follow each other. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
5316 |
They must have seen that meme about "penguin" in Mandarin is "business goose." |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5317 |
I guess the snowbirds are going back to work. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
5318 |
What you can see in the daylight don’t wait until night to look for it. In other words always pay attention. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
5319 |
Looks like an open-an⁷d-shut case. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5320 |
This new Return to Office plan is extremely aggressive. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
5321 |
SBF’s defense team filled the field with poop again |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
5322 |
Hooray! We finally defeated Covid. Back to office. No more crowded nests with honking chicks. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5323 |
Credit crunch geese - cant afford to pay for hold baggage |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
5324 |
Guess they are tired of open office plans... |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5325 |
Those are their carry-on bags! |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
5326 |
Someone must have slipped in Canada…. |
1.0758 |
0.04483 |
66 |
63 |
1 |
2 |
5327 |
It’s ridiculous how baggage fees just keep increasing. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5328 |
They're planning to work remotely. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5329 |
These Canadians have got it right. No checked bags, no overhead bins. Only what you can carry by yourself. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5330 |
Look, the brief case geese still commute. But only twice a year. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
5331 |
On their way to the apec conference. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
5332 |
The Snow Geese are filing south for winter. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5333 |
I guess everyone is being called back into the office these days. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
5334 |
I wonder what kind of briefs are in those briefcases. |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
5335 |
They crowing about their carbon credit. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
5336 |
I guess they’re taking their business South! |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
5337 |
Nature's disturbed by honking after-work traffic yet again! |
1.0750 |
0.03456 |
80 |
75 |
4 |
1 |
5338 |
Looks like Attorneys have even recruited Geese to distribute forms for any "accidents" that occur on their migration during hunting season, alas. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5339 |
They're really casing their path. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5340 |
I wish I was a digital nomad. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5341 |
'We should give them some smart phone."
-sk whidbey island wa |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5342 |
The carpet bombing is in the fine print |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5343 |
Canadian lawyers going south for the winter with their flock. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5344 |
They must be on their way to an important business meeting |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5345 |
They took the one carry-on item rule literally. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5346 |
Now that they can work remote, they’ll come upstate for a change of scenery for a while, then go back south. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
5347 |
The WiFi is better in Florida. |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
5348 |
Legal eagles…… No! - Wait!……. Legal ducks, the second tier team. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
5349 |
Their wives must be furious with them waking their work home |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
5350 |
On Eagle Airline, bags fly free |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
5351 |
They may be taking this remote work too far. |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
5352 |
Love likes a gander, but adores a goose with Louis Vuitton. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
5353 |
Don’t they know it’s the holidays?
Diana Bain Mobley
Nashville,TN |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5354 |
Even they don't check luggage anymore. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5355 |
I guess we’ve all got our baggage. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5356 |
Glad they’re back to the office. Must’ve been so tired of the crow-working space. |
1.0735 |
0.03815 |
68 |
64 |
3 |
1 |
5357 |
I guess they didn’t get the long weekend |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
5358 |
AI is bundling litigation in with migration these days. |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
5359 |
Now they have to take their work with them,too”
Kathy Hughes
Memphi |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5360 |
Looks like the Honkers Gang strikes again. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5361 |
But we already live in the South. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5362 |
Wow. I guess the hybrid model even affects them. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
5363 |
Everybody's working remotely these days, no one wants to go to the office.
Kathryn Sowden, Glen Mills, PA |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5364 |
This remote work migration has really gotten out of hand. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5365 |
Look, they’re all migrating out now that they can work from anywhere! RTO is dead. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5366 |
It’s called a quack-pack |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
5367 |
Looks like a race to the court house. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5368 |
You’re right they aren’t geese flying south, they’re lawyer vultures flying to the scene of another Trump dumpster fire. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
5369 |
Carrier Geese with on time delivery. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5370 |
‘I suppose we’ll have to get used to seeing flocks of drones’ |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5371 |
Yeah, they have to go back to the office too. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
5372 |
The Avians are heading south for another cryptocurrency audit. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5373 |
I think those are just headed to Ft. Pierce, Florida. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
5374 |
Buggers have stolen our cash-stash! |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
5375 |
Well, thats the final chapter in working at home ! |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5376 |
The avian flu lockdowns must be over. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5377 |
Wow people now just keep trying to cut down travel costs |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5378 |
Welcoming to the world the next squadron of captains of industry. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5379 |
Well won't you look at that: white flight. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5380 |
Flying in for a conference, guys. Our arms are definitely NOT tired. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5381 |
Alas, they must be anticipating a spate of aquatic liability cases in Florida this winter. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5382 |
I hears that Florida required new tax documentation this year. They showed not the slightest compassion for the burden on law abiding geese. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5383 |
Are those |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5384 |
Each one used to have a clutch of eggs,but you know how fashions change. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5385 |
A surge in air business travel is a positive indicator for a rebounding economy. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5386 |
The only things commuting to the office these days are honking drones with rehomed briefcases. |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
5387 |
They have a different definition of remote work. |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
5388 |
Carry-ons are so expensive these days |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
5389 |
Would they not just pay the extra to check them in? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
5390 |
...harsh and exciting, over and over reminding you of your place in the family of things. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
5391 |
Must be heading back for a face-to-face. |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
5392 |
They demanded equal rights and the High Court granted it. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
5393 |
They're trained to find more suckers for the company's Early Bird Specials! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
5394 |
Either their lawyers or from Quebec |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
5395 |
The geese are taking Business Class for a more relaxing migration. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
5396 |
Those Canadian geese must've taken a wrong turn en route to the office today." |
1.0702 |
0.04918 |
57 |
55 |
0 |
2 |
5397 |
They migrate to Fort Lauderdale every winter. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
5398 |
The only difference in their nine to five and ours is that theirs is September to May. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5399 |
This time they’re flying South on business. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5400 |
Must be that white poo law firm. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
5401 |
Everyone has a Miami satellite office these days. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5402 |
There goes our retirement nest egg: Louis Vuitton, Saint Laurent, Fendi, Hermes, Lands' End. Lands' End? That's my briefcase! |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5403 |
They split off from the Legal Beagles LLC. |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
5404 |
The Litigation Geese are flying south to contest the bird of the centaury results. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5405 |
I see the airlines have found a way to keep their costs down. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5406 |
Skies are packed now that this work from home thing is over. |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
5407 |
I knew it was a mistake hiring geese to handle our divorce. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5408 |
Chill in the air tells me they’re all keynote speakers at Florida conventions.
💻 |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5409 |
I heard they need to sneak food with them now for the trips |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5410 |
Business trip in Miami or they are flying south for negotiations with realtors over Mar-a-Lago. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5411 |
Before stock runs out, they flew away with new bags |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
5412 |
Oh dear, Mother, I just realized all your migraine pills are spread between the bags I stapled to those geese’s feet. I suppose there are consequences for telling Father I referred to Cookie Monster as “my beloved concubine.” Mustn’t goose-ip, yes? |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
5413 |
Migratory accountant geese again. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5414 |
They must be working remotely today. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5415 |
Those investments sure went south! |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5416 |
Do you think they have an extra suitcase on hand? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
5417 |
I guess the trial is starting back up again in New York. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5418 |
I knew Amazon was experimenting with drones for delivery, but I hadn’t heard anything about them using geese. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5419 |
Golden eggs? Back to Canada? Is Bidenomics actually working? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5420 |
Wow! The geese are flying business class! |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5421 |
What a great way to send my resumes! |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
5422 |
They think that they can extend their vacation time by bringing some work with them. Has that ever worked for us? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5423 |
It used to be lawyers; now it's Trump's bankers. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5424 |
Must be returning to Canada ahead of the next election. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5425 |
Competition is getting fiercer. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5426 |
Hey, say why are their geese with my bag today? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5427 |
Gee...I don't know...they must be tired of working at home and want to get back to the office |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5428 |
If you think we're going to finch, you're mistaken. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5429 |
Wow, the grind never rests. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5430 |
I sure hope they didn’t mean to call the Geek Squad… |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
5431 |
I guess this is the last we'll hear about a government shutdown 'til next year. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5432 |
A little late in the year to see Brinton Canadensis |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
5433 |
A sign to cash-in our investments and head south. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5434 |
Rehobeth Beach. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5435 |
Gosh, looks like Florida needs Canadian lawyers to help. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5436 |
I think they're taking this whole "work from home" thing a bit too far. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5437 |
I read that they’re limited to one carry-on now for domestic flights. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
5438 |
They probably been called back to the office. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5439 |
It's the most sustainable way for environmental lawyers to travel. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5440 |
Obviously headed for Fort Lauderdale after a summer at Bar Harbor |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5441 |
They warned me that winter briefcases would fly out of the shelf |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5442 |
Looks like Trump’s new lawyers are headed to Mar-A-Lago for the winter. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5443 |
The dream! |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5444 |
I hear the top holdings are sending remote workers to their non-breeding sites for the winter. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5445 |
I don't think they'll be migrating back here again. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5446 |
I don't know how they do those commuter flights every day... |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5447 |
Their new office perch is in SOUTHERN California. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5448 |
Passenger geese. Trump Tower to Mar A Lago; "classified documents". |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
5449 |
It's so peaceful once the litigators fly south to Boca. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5450 |
Ther are fliying south and plan to stay there. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
5451 |
Keep your ugly fucking gold-bricking asses out of my beach community. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
5452 |
« Guys Goose Happy Hour Time🍸 » |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
5453 |
The gaggle can't work from home anymore! |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5454 |
Since when did geese have suitcases? |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5455 |
There's an example of taking your work with you. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5456 |
It looks like business as usual this fall. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5457 |
It's a start-up. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5458 |
They’ll circle back. |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
5459 |
Graylag & Graylag - late with their brief, I'd say |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
5460 |
The business geese are commuting south. Looks like their office ended the work-from-nest policy. |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
5461 |
I guess they’re not working from home anymore. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5462 |
Ah, heading south for the summit. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5463 |
High flying solicitors with fancy briefs |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5464 |
It’s called Wing-It and arrives ahead. |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
5465 |
Must be a connect day in the office. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5466 |
Work-cationing is getting out of hand. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5467 |
Look honey, smart working season is over. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
5468 |
Look at that! I’d heard Google is trying a new g-mail system… |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
5469 |
Apparently they do have some business flying east. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5470 |
Look, a flock of bachelor businesscocks on the prowl for some dishy birds. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5471 |
Those are attorney ducks. They head south once hunting season opens. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5472 |
Birds of a feather know where city workers keep their lunch, together. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5473 |
AFLAC is using goose drones for delivery now.... |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5474 |
Look... carrier geese! They can carry bigger payloads than pigeons" |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5475 |
They were trained at Mar-a-Lago |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5476 |
I wish I could work from home |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5477 |
Oh, look at them. They also have their own carry on bag. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5478 |
This reminds me of that one movie |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5479 |
Looks like they are finally circling back to that |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5480 |
Well, when you can nest anywhere… |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
5481 |
I 'm sure it's a new class-action lawsuit |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
5482 |
Everything’s getting so corporate these days! |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
5483 |
They recently lost their telework privileges. Now they're back to waddling around the corporate campus grounds all day trying to look busy. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
5484 |
Glad we got here when we did. It looks like it’s going to be a brief flight. |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
5485 |
I would think, with climate change, they'd need fewer things heading south. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
5486 |
It looks tiring, but it's simpler than getting a NEXUS card. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
5487 |
Yeah,too bad they can no longer work remotely. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
5488 |
Clearly, the swallows are working so much harder to get back to San Juan Capistrano this year |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
5489 |
It's just the National Bank of Canada slashing corporate overhead |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
5490 |
It's true! Wild Goose Inc., has mandated a return to the office. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5491 |
And in the evening, they dance |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5492 |
It's a Spring brief race. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5493 |
Could be the Finance Committee for someone's election campaign. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
5494 |
I think they are just being self important |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5495 |
Those are the migrating manilla geese of Manila. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5496 |
Going south sounds good until you realize we all have to work remotely. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
5497 |
"They're 'golden egg' geese. Five Louis Vuittons." |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5498 |
These must be the teachers getting a jump on beginning of school |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
5499 |
Via duck? Probably off to Dallas, Texas. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5500 |
I’m going to put in my two weeks today. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
5501 |
I agree... remote work is getting out of hand |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5502 |
Every year, rush hour gets earlier. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5503 |
I see the snowbirds’
Lawyers are heading south as well. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5504 |
They’re heading south for the winter. It’s their travel documents.” |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
5505 |
Ahh, the North American commuter. Darn near extinct I hear. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
5506 |
What you reckon they have in their Pocket Books? |
1.0610 |
0.03175 |
82 |
78 |
3 |
1 |
5507 |
Whaddya think they packed in those cases? |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5508 |
When they fly Coach the bags are a lot nicer. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5509 |
Three more than I ever bagged. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5510 |
Poor dudes. They didn’t get their upgrades. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5511 |
And we thought commuting was so yesterday. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5512 |
At least the office will pay for the ducks’ commute. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5513 |
The documentary said they buy Tom Bihn exclusively. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
5514 |
They must be on a business trip to somewhere warm. |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
5515 |
There it is Margaret, the flight of the drudgery. |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
5516 |
Looks like they've decided to work remotely. |
1.0600 |
0.03393 |
50 |
47 |
3 |
0 |
5517 |
I HOPE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE A VERY LONG COMMUTE! |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5518 |
With remote work, even the working stiffs can be a snow birds these days. |
1.0597 |
0.04189 |
67 |
65 |
0 |
2 |
5519 |
The best workers are now flying south to work remotely. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5520 |
I wonder if these immigrants are counted with all the other migrants |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5521 |
Sorry to disillusion you, but it's 300 dollars per contractor goose if you want even one bag on a budget airline, with a guaranteed month's delay. |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
5522 |
I see that your attaché collection is flying south for the winter. |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
5523 |
We can’t fly like eagles into the future without these important historical records.” 💼 |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
5524 |
Looks like they're planning to stay this time. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5525 |
Birds definitely work for the CIA. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
5526 |
Taking their work with them, I see. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5527 |
I guess they are now snowbirds |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
5528 |
I think they're underestimating the gravity of the new term. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
5529 |
They’re taking their law practice to Florida for the winter. They migrate earlier each year. I don’t know if it’s climate change or because they’re getting older and less tolerant of cold weather. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
5530 |
Green collars heading to the Immigration Rights Organisation. Maybe that last immigration act was a bit much, don't you think?. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5531 |
Man guess everyone’s commutes are getting longer and longer. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
5532 |
OMG, we need to rejoin the Save The Environment Society. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
5533 |
Hmm, so this is what the new normal migration looks like... |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
5534 |
I heard Hogwarts is going through some budget cuts. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
5535 |
Just think! Now they’re even searching for people willing to take white collar jobs! |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
5536 |
Eagle fare from Mordor was too expensive this go-round |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5537 |
They’ll be working from home tomorrow |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5538 |
Ever since Covid hit, even the geese have changed their migration commuting patterns. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5539 |
Last one out is a rotten apple. |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
5540 |
You see that, Clara? Even geese are taking their work with them nowadays. |
1.0566 |
0.04186 |
53 |
51 |
1 |
1 |
5541 |
A private equity firm just bought the rice fields. Now they are heading south for winter. |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5542 |
“Working from home was nice while it lasted.” |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
5543 |
given their commute logistics, they should consider remote work |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
5544 |
They are heading south for the conference in Orlando. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
5545 |
I guess all the covid protocols are over |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
5546 |
Oh, look honey! The Mar-a-Lago geese are heading back for the season. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
5547 |
They're delivering tweet packets again. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
5548 |
The lawyers like to get there first. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5549 |
More Canadians looking for tax shelter in the South. |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
5550 |
It figures. Those bags are by ‘Golden Goose Deluxe.’ |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
5551 |
Oh! Look Sarah, my pals from Wall Street! |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
5552 |
Flying business class isn't all it's cracked up to be. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
5553 |
Looks like they’re taking their talons and briefcases to a south beach. |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
5554 |
Taking your work with you on a winter vacation is a recipe for burnout. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5555 |
On one hand it's bad to litter, but on the other it could lower all of our taxes. |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
5556 |
They'll never get work done while on vacation. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
5557 |
Birds these days are all business. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
5558 |
Elegant and professional—until they start marching in your town |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
5559 |
I thought we got away from all the rush hour honking by moving out of the city. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
5560 |
Legal eagles heading south to Georgia |
1.0519 |
0.02546 |
77 |
73 |
4 |
0 |
5561 |
Trump’s run out of human lawyers. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
5562 |
Well, at least they can work remotely. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
5563 |
They better bring back souvenirs, or things'll go south real quick. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
5564 |
Urbanisation, cancel culture,Thoreau the slaver... Unacceptable to stay here in Walden. They too leave for Central Park Pond... |
1.0517 |
0.03828 |
58 |
56 |
1 |
1 |
5565 |
See? It starts with airing ‘Seinfeld’ on our TV networks, then yada yada yada Canada’s way of life is completely supplanted by American culture. |
1.0517 |
0.03828 |
58 |
56 |
1 |
1 |
5566 |
I'm gonna apply for this job tomorrow |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
5567 |
Birds of a feather. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
5568 |
I wonder if they have a 401(k) plan. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
5569 |
Huh, I guess Canada really is behind us in the workforce than. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
5570 |
Will they get to Del Boca Vista before we do? |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
5571 |
I guess they really are getting evicted. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
5572 |
I thought only CEO’s, retirees and lawyers were snowbirds. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
5573 |
When they said diplomatic missions were for the birds, I didn’t know they meant it literally. |
1.0500 |
0.03701 |
60 |
58 |
1 |
1 |
5574 |
Those must be the notorious business geese, flying east to New York City. |
1.0500 |
0.02452 |
80 |
76 |
4 |
0 |
5575 |
You carry the problems, but I have the solutions! |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
5576 |
It's definitely eco-friendly, I just hate ordering in bulk |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
5577 |
Another new grad cohort entering the workforce eh? |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
5578 |
They’re migrating to their conference in Miami. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
5579 |
There they go, oft to work again. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
5580 |
Ah. Looks like it's that time of the year again. They move to another place for the rest of the year and come back."
"As usual, they'll probably hiss and sh#t all over the rentals and never pay for the latter either too. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
5581 |
I told you that convention was for the birds. Looks like they're holding it again this year. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
5582 |
These interlopers are taking off with our jobs again. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
5583 |
So these carrier pigeons v2.0 come back in six months with our completed taxes? |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
5584 |
My understanding is that it's a conference about climate change and avoiding humans altogether. |
1.0488 |
0.02956 |
82 |
79 |
2 |
1 |
5585 |
These pickpockets sure have gotten creative. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
5586 |
Would you look at that! I always figured that private equity firms were vultures! |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
5587 |
We’re forced to migrate due to humans invading our country. |
1.0484 |
0.03583 |
62 |
60 |
1 |
1 |
5588 |
Guess they haven't heard of Zelle |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
5589 |
These are the legal advisors confirming the right to traditional migration routes. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
5590 |
The brain drain really is hitting hard hub |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
5591 |
Looks like the Bay is getting a new shipment of Canadian Geese-cases, eh! |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
5592 |
The congressional aids said that the geese are more efficient than the carrier pigeons this year! |
1.0469 |
0.03472 |
64 |
62 |
1 |
1 |
5593 |
They carry away our cares. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
5594 |
No, those are Mallards, tired from working at home, don't confuse them with Geese, please! |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
5595 |
'Jeez, Hitchcock made them bring their own lunch!'
'No Sandy, they just flew in from Mar-a-Lago'. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
5596 |
Autumn ups and downs
Come on to a way along
Safe to reach the pond |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5597 |
SBF's gaggle are headed for Bermuda. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5598 |
Leave it to Canadian geese to always think they can business class. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5599 |
Instinctive behavior is why they choose a briefcase over an attaché... well that and no shoulder straps |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5600 |
Those erudite wing creatures are en route to Washington to share their unique findings with the President. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5601 |
Look! They're flying south for the AGM |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5602 |
They're headed where court houses have become the new golf courses....Florida. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
5603 |
Apparently the “return to the office” mandate has been heard loud and clear in the geese community. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
5604 |
They work from home. |
1.0455 |
0.03367 |
66 |
64 |
1 |
1 |
5605 |
More lawyers flying to Mar Arlogo |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
5606 |
They're migrating to the States in a class action environmental case. |
1.0448 |
0.03317 |
67 |
65 |
1 |
1 |
5607 |
Environmentally friendly? Anyhow, on-the-fly, let's now consider backpacks. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
5608 |
Looks like Trump is flying his lawyers up from the South now. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
5609 |
And in the spring, they'll commute back on the Metro-North/New Haven. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
5610 |
The Canada Gooseworker program is more popular than we thought. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
5611 |
Two people stand by a lakeside,looking puzzled as they watch a flock of geese,each bizarrely carrying a briefcase,flying overhead |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
5612 |
They’re off like a flock of mud turtles! |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
5613 |
Geese live remotely at two different homes. Why wouldn’t they work remotely? |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
5614 |
our kids needs education |
1.0429 |
0.03176 |
70 |
68 |
1 |
1 |
5615 |
There go the vultures for their first feeding! |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
5616 |
Birbs with briefcase…? what the heck? |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
5617 |
These passenger pigeons have are carrying this "personal item" thing too far--- |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
5618 |
It looks like the girls are going on a migration. |
1.0411 |
0.02339 |
73 |
70 |
3 |
0 |
5619 |
There go the guys who made it big in cryptocurrency, off to start a new life in the Bahamas. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
5620 |
Alice, get my shotgun. I just washed the car. |
1.0405 |
0.02308 |
74 |
71 |
3 |
0 |
5621 |
We call them the Sisyphus Flock. They take loads of Soylent Green to dump at sea in an effort to combat global warming. |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
5622 |
Birds of a feather break their backs together. |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
5623 |
I heard a lot of businesses are moving to Canada. |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
5624 |
Back to commuting after three years of Zoom migrations. |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
5625 |
Remote working is heading south" |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
5626 |
Real estate agents. The Canadian market isn't doing so well. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
5627 |
I haven’t seen this since James Watt was in office |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
5628 |
Remote work is great but I really miss the work off-sites in Orlando during the winter. |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
5629 |
Am I in delusion or have you still not returned from last year's morning walk. |
1.0357 |
0.02502 |
56 |
54 |
2 |
0 |
5630 |
How will they ever clean all the droppings from those briefcases? |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
5631 |
Tax evasion,no doubt. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
5632 |
I had heard out profits were heading south. |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
5633 |
They’re projecting earnings to go south in Q4 |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
5634 |
‘Free Fowls For Feathered Nests!’ has really taken off |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
5635 |
Seems like everyone is working from home |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
5636 |
Wow! The birds go on shopping! They have much money than us. |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
5637 |
I just wish that my tallywacker was bigger… |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
5638 |
No, not Canadian, Counselor Geese. |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
5639 |
Things are bad when the legal squad has to prove right-of- ownership of wintering over sites. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
5640 |
They must be Beverly Hills Geese. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
5641 |
I guess Biden and Lopez migration pledge follow through after all. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
5642 |
This 'home office' thing isn't so easy for everyone. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
5643 |
People would just rather work on a career than have kids these days, it seems. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
5644 |
The official Canadian Synchronized Brief Case Marching Team entry to the Pasadena Doo Dah Parade is on its way! |
1.0317 |
0.03175 |
63 |
62 |
0 |
1 |
5645 |
I think we should rename them. Instead of Canada Geese, Carry-all Geese. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
5646 |
Trend setters? I think not! |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
5647 |
Bound for Mar - a - Lago this year. |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
5648 |
I guess those crows prefer carrion bags |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
5649 |
I mean, they eat slugs but they're too good for the A train? |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
5650 |
looks like the back to office trend is for real |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
5651 |
I heard the birds were working for the government. This is not what I imagined. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
5652 |
It's the airport runway litigation. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
5653 |
Are you thinking what am I thinking, darling! ", yes you were right, now that emails gonna be monetized, this will be the safest mode for mail delivery |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
5654 |
How dare they tell us to flock off because ‘We come with too much baggage!’ |
1.0290 |
0.02034 |
69 |
67 |
2 |
0 |
5655 |
The snowbirds must be flying south right from work. |
1.0286 |
0.02006 |
70 |
68 |
2 |
0 |
5656 |
I want to go where they go on vacation |
1.0250 |
0.01757 |
80 |
78 |
2 |
0 |
5657 |
The 747 of carrier pigeons |
1.0217 |
0.02198 |
46 |
45 |
1 |
0 |
5658 |
The Legal Eagles are taking a brief vacation. |
1.0213 |
0.02151 |
47 |
46 |
1 |
0 |
5659 |
Looks like Mother Goose is going to be encroaching on the carrier pigeon market.” |
1.0208 |
0.02105 |
48 |
47 |
1 |
0 |
5660 |
You know he's really reaching when the Geese attorneys are flying south to Mar-a-Lago for the winter .... sheesh! |
1.0192 |
0.01942 |
52 |
51 |
1 |
0 |
5661 |
Look the geese are leaving they have packed bags. They are leaving us for good because the new neighbor was a bad influence. |
1.0182 |
0.01835 |
55 |
54 |
1 |
0 |
5662 |
That's not her last name is it? Does Sofia Warren love to shop with the birds?
"Why are they carrying bags?"
"Because some birds carry bags, and other birds carry babies."
https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/friday-covid-vaccine-injury-compensation-1.60 |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
5663 |
They're Branta Litigious Canadensis. Heading to Georgia with Rudy's plea bargain papers. |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
5664 |
Working from home has its drawbacks. |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
5665 |
The geese are flying south with the bags. |
1.0172 |
0.01739 |
58 |
57 |
1 |
0 |
5666 |
Oh that's just a Saint Laurent advertising gimmick. |
1.0167 |
0.01681 |
60 |
59 |
1 |
0 |
5667 |
They stole our vacation plans |
1.0161 |
0.01626 |
62 |
61 |
1 |
0 |
5668 |
I always get a teary when I see the Canada Jurists head south for the winter. |
1.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
63 |
1 |
0 |
5669 |
They're after. the low-hanging suits. |
1.0156 |
0.01575 |
64 |
63 |
1 |
0 |
5670 |
I told you, this new generation leaves as soon as it gets uncomfortable. |
1.0149 |
0.01504 |
67 |
66 |
1 |
0 |
5671 |
Holly Molly will they Left or Right? |
1.0149 |
0.01504 |
67 |
66 |
1 |
0 |
5672 |
Old-fashioned, yes - but it beats having to sweep up all those pointy flash drives after they've flown past |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |