Contest #875


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 See, honey, it is possible . . . one bag for six months. 1.8036 0.01704 2480 1184 599 697
1 If they were vultures, I'd call that carrion luggage. 1.7244 0.02108 1484 750 393 341
2 "Oh sure, they look professional, but I'll bet they're just a bunch of quacks." 1.7140 0.02006 1584 796 445 343
3 Must be American. Canadian Geese don’t take their work on vacation. 1.7047 0.01860 1798 903 523 372
4 They were hired to defend a murder of crows. 1.7036 0.01818 1974 1023 513 438
5 Only one carries the actual nuclear codes. 1.7034 0.01830 1895 965 527 403
6 Looks like there’s a new team of quack lawyers headed for Mar-a-Lago 1.6954 0.02662 929 490 232 207
7 So that’s how it all gets to the cloud… 1.6937 0.01867 1815 937 497 381
8 Well, not everyone can afford a team of legal eagles. 1.6867 0.02155 1331 685 378 268
9 Judge must have issued a gaggle order. 1.6667 0.01787 1890 990 540 360
10 Not legalese. I said legal geese. 1.6609 0.01994 1492 781 436 275
11 Looks like they’re flying business class 1.6556 0.02077 1301 666 417 218
12 Just think - in the spring, they’ll return with a conviction.” 1.6443 0.01935 1493 777 470 246
13 At first glance, I thought they were pelican briefs 1.6440 0.01666 2121 1136 604 381
14 Well, he did say that searching his home for classified documents would be a wild goose chase. 1.6367 0.01641 2188 1186 611 391
15 They’ve been sent on a wild goose case. 1.6366 0.02094 1307 698 386 223
16 November, and the lawyers are returning to Mar-a-Lago. 1.6330 0.02073 1414 784 365 265
17 Oh-oh, they're in litigation formation. 1.6311 0.02262 1095 583 333 179
18 Another layoff at Twitter. 1.6286 0.01706 1995 1088 562 346
19 Nobody checks luggage if they can avoid it. 1.6281 0.02049 1331 711 404 216
20 Oh, those are Senate Geese. You can tell because no one is leading. 1.6260 0.02007 1532 866 373 293
21 The rest of them are migrating remotely. 1.6225 0.01674 2037 1111 584 342
22 In the winter they migrate to an offshore tax haven. 1.6172 0.02520 883 481 259 143
23 It’s their moral compass I’m worried about. 1.6160 0.02356 1000 543 298 159
24 They must be under a gaggle order. 1.6158 0.01823 1624 870 508 246
25 They never settle. 1.6111 0.01894 1530 833 459 238
26 I bet they bill for the migration time. 1.6051 0.02270 1061 582 316 163
27 Looks like Trump is moving classified stuff again 1.6024 0.01919 1612 926 401 285
28 Well, there you go. Work from home is over. 1.6022 0.01793 1639 887 517 235
29 You should hear the honking during rush hour. 1.6002 0.02490 863 472 264 127
30 What an amazing sight: the yearly litigation. 1.5956 0.01805 1684 940 485 259
31 That’s a V, as in vultures.” 1.5860 0.02200 1471 954 172 345
32 They told me their business was going south. I didn't understand them then but now I do. 1.5848 0.02042 1233 679 387 167
33 Ornithologists say it's a brief case of migration. 1.5836 0.02016 1357 774 374 209
34 Just another example of soaring legal fees. 1.5816 0.02582 815 463 230 122
35 Uploading files to the cloud isn't as secure as you think. 1.5788 0.02152 1346 822 269 255
36 Hunters better watch it! They’ve lawyered up. 1.5785 0.02404 892 497 274 121
37 Donald Trump will stop at nothing to hide important documents from the courts. 1.5784 0.02073 1269 726 352 191
38 No, Canadian geese businessmen…Lawyers would be vultures. 1.5727 0.02357 1018 598 257 163
39 Who better to represent migrants?” 1.5720 0.02236 1292 812 221 259
40 Look, a flock of Legal Migrants. 1.5712 0.02194 1145 666 304 175
41 Baggage fees are killing everybody these days. 1.5709 0.02227 1023 573 316 134
42 Say what you will, but they've never lost a case. 1.5673 0.02444 973 584 226 163
43 Not a good sign. They're flying North for the winter. 1.5598 0.02407 945 558 245 142
44 These are the commuting geese, not the migratory ones. 1.5594 0.02261 935 520 307 108
45 They're flying business class this year. 1.5569 0.02343 957 557 267 133
46 Looks like our lawsuit is going south. 1.5558 0.02403 878 504 260 114
47 They’ll be back in April for tax season. 1.5539 0.02520 825 482 229 114
48 Those birds mean business. 1.5508 0.02513 826 484 229 113
49 If they can fly with one carry-on, why can’t you ? 1.5502 0.03236 498 292 138 68
50 Honking and aggressive. Everything you’d want in a lawyer. 1.5480 0.02592 938 603 156 179
51 Well, it's official. Working from home is definitely over. 1.5460 0.02387 815 458 269 88
52 Trump won. We're heading to Canada!! 1.5452 0.02574 862 531 192 139
53 This time, I don't think they're coming back. 1.5404 0.02587 779 464 209 106
54 And I thought my commute had a lot of honking. 1.5389 0.02598 926 601 151 174
55 Looks like some new attorneys are heading south to Mar-a-Lago 1.5341 0.02752 719 441 172 106
56 Nobody wears a tie anymore. 1.5339 0.02649 738 443 196 99
57 Somehow they know instinctively when to return to the office. 1.5325 0.02628 738 441 201 96
58 LOOK HONEY, DONALD TRUMP'S CANADIAN LEGAL TEAM 1.5308 0.02768 697 426 172 99
59 They are going back to Canada, do you blame them. 1.5293 0.02699 735 451 179 105
60 Must be a working migration. 1.5270 0.02730 666 397 187 82
61 Just a hunch! But I don’t think they’re coming back this time. 1.5264 0.02708 720 441 179 100
62 Nobody checks their bags anymore. 1.5250 0.02687 699 421 189 89
63 Getting their business off the ground was easy. But look at them now: They're just winging it. 1.5244 0.02736 656 391 186 79
64 Terrific news. The lawyers are leaving for the winter. 1.5242 0.02858 683 430 148 105
65 Not all lawyers are vultures. 1.5236 0.02672 762 475 175 112
66 It’s tough for them. Their business is really going south. 1.5232 0.02918 581 348 162 71
67 All five of Carol Lasky's finalist captions this year have unnatural and ridiculously lopsided vote totals that demonstrate obvious cheating. (See the indisputable evidence at: https://nextml.github.io/caption-contest-data/) 1.5219 0.03047 755 531 54 170
68 Remote work really is over. 1.5194 0.02753 620 366 186 68
69 Do you think they bill for their travel time? 1.5158 0.02827 601 360 172 69
70 Nah, lawyers would be vultures. 1.5157 0.03144 605 398 102 105
71 Not the first time I've seen my portfolio go south. 1.5152 0.03145 594 388 106 100
72 When they’re in a group, they’re called “a firm.” 1.5147 0.02929 612 381 147 84
73 I guess they really mean it this time. 1.5144 0.02832 591 353 172 66
74 So that's how they're now putting documents in the cloud 1.5120 0.03012 623 402 123 98
75 Oh, they’re just working in the cloud. 1.5084 0.02869 592 361 161 70
76 It's the latest way to get classified documents to Florida. 1.5065 0.02901 620 390 146 84
77 I think winter will be longer than usual this year. 1.5038 0.02932 520 309 160 51
78 It was this or snail mail. 1.5029 0.03078 515 317 137 61
79 They're not migrating, they're commuting. 1.5009 0.02893 577 355 155 67
80 It's business class. 1.5000 0.02841 574 348 165 61
81 Everyone's carrying on since they started charging for checked bags. 1.4990 0.03082 525 328 132 65
82 I guess they’re only allowed one carrion. 1.4983 0.03126 574 377 108 89
83 You know it is bad when even their accountants are leaving 1.4980 0.03274 492 315 109 68
84 Looks like the return to office numbers are growing. 1.4969 0.03107 483 295 136 52
85 I guess everyone is taking their work on vacation these days. 1.4960 0.02937 506 302 157 47
86 Depending on traffic, they should be back in six months. 1.4960 0.02988 494 296 151 47
87 They're Canadian. Who knows why they do anything? 1.4945 0.03228 542 359 98 85
88 Snowbirds. They get one free carry-on. 1.4937 0.02945 555 345 146 64
89 Looks like a brief migration. 1.4894 0.03340 472 306 101 65
90 I never knew that Canadians were so litigious.' 1.4891 0.03157 503 320 120 63
91 Must be flying Business Class. 1.4889 0.03258 450 281 118 51
92 I always said law school was for the birds 1.4875 0.03230 480 306 114 60
93 Its a wild goose case! 1.4870 0.03350 460 297 102 61
94 I've never seen a 5G network in person before. 1.4865 0.03415 446 289 97 60
95 I thought it was "Legal EAGLES"! 1.4860 0.03353 430 271 109 50
96 It's Trump's new legal team. They heard his goose was cooked. 1.4860 0.03307 500 331 95 74
97 Gives a new meaning to 'billable hours'." 1.4843 0.03181 479 303 120 56
98 My guess is Mar-a-Lago 1.4836 0.03294 457 292 109 56
99 brings a whole new meaning to migrant workers. 1.4792 0.03393 409 258 106 45
100 They used to just fly south. Now they take their work with them. 1.4792 0.03175 457 286 123 48
101 Looks like their business is going south. 1.4787 0.03611 376 241 90 45
102 They think they’re legal eagles, but they’re sitting ducks. 1.4764 0.03360 445 289 100 56
103 Looks like a brief winter 1.4762 0.03242 441 278 116 47
104 Look! It’s Legalgeese! 1.4756 0.03361 450 294 98 58
105 I guess they’re taking their business elsewhere. 1.4737 0.03268 418 261 116 41
106 I admire their determination, but their ideas always get shot down. 1.4722 0.03332 413 261 109 43
107 This “work from anywhere” mentality has really taken off. 1.4703 0.03234 421 263 118 40
108 They don’t stand a chance. The plaintiffs retained legal eagles. 1.4693 0.03542 407 269 85 53
109 Thanks to them Daffy got off with a slap on the wrist. 1.4681 0.03744 376 252 72 52
110 Alex Bryce should thank his friends in the Caption Contest Facebook Group for helping him get a finalist in Contest #870. Without all their obvious help, Alex's caption wouldn't have ranked high enough to be seen and then chosen. It's that simple." 1.4676 0.03914 417 303 33 81
111 The paralegal eagles. 1.4674 0.03521 383 247 93 43
112 I preferred The Pelican Brief. 1.4651 0.03506 415 276 85 54
113 More quack lawyers heading to Mar-a-Logo. 1.4648 0.03548 426 289 76 61
114 Must be a hell of a commute. 1.4645 0.03410 394 252 101 41
115 Baggage problems at United again. 1.4641 0.03543 362 231 94 37
116 It’s a brief flight 1.4638 0.03529 401 265 86 50
117 Checking luggage is so expensive these days! 1.4636 0.03459 371 235 100 36
118 Guess everyone is going back to the office these days. 1.4634 0.03202 410 255 120 35
119 They must be from the executive branch 1.4629 0.03523 391 256 89 46
120 Those are American Geese. Canadian Geese are less litigious. 1.4626 0.03777 374 254 67 53
121 Everyone is flying with carry-on these days. 1.4611 0.03537 386 253 88 45
122 I guess they’re only going on a brief trip. 1.4606 0.03434 393 254 97 42
123 More lawyers leaving the Trump team 1.4591 0.03585 379 250 84 45
124 This was the easiest way to get documents between New York and Florida. His lawyers are all on the No Fly List. 1.4588 0.03616 388 260 78 50
125 Ironically, they’re unflappable in the courtroom. 1.4583 0.04418 264 178 51 35
126 It appears even birds need documentation now to cross into Canada. 1.4578 0.03502 391 257 89 45
127 Wait til they find out Trump won't pay them, either. 1.4578 0.03473 450 310 74 66
128 Apparently it’s a brief flight. 1.4574 0.03479 411 274 86 51
129 No, those are AMERICAN geese. You can tell because they work on vacation. 1.4574 0.03641 387 261 75 51
130 But you can't shoot the messenger 1.4564 0.04118 287 190 63 34
131 The trial against the hunters starts today. 1.4551 0.03735 345 228 77 40
132 I told you! Gucci bags are flying off the shelves! 1.4541 0.03530 381 251 87 43
133 And I thought only vultures did carryon. 1.4538 0.03703 368 248 73 47
134 Well, that business is going south. 1.4535 0.03811 333 221 73 39
135 Well, it's a good reminder that my commute to work isn't so bad. 1.4528 0.03574 318 199 94 25
136 I guess commuting to work these days really is for the birds. 1.4525 0.03754 316 204 81 31
137 Why they think disguising themselves as attorneys will protect them from being shot is mystifying. 1.4525 0.03801 358 244 66 48
138 They're shysters, not quacks. 1.4523 0.03755 325 212 79 34
139 Divorce season in Florida. 1.4522 0.03525 345 220 94 31
140 Looks like they're migrating their files to the cloud. 1.4514 0.03707 370 251 71 48
141 The environment is suing us. 1.4513 0.03625 359 237 82 40
142 When they travel, they're all business. 1.4504 0.03626 353 232 83 38
143 It's a bluffing behavior. Potential predators are deterred by the threat of never-ending litigation. 1.4501 0.03619 371 248 79 44
144 I hope they reach a settlement. 1.4500 0.03574 360 236 86 38
145 Paraleagles. 1.4490 0.03487 412 279 81 52
146 For some reason I thought Canada had email. 1.4485 0.03976 330 227 58 45
147 Those new lawyers headed for Mar-a-Lago don’t look like legal eagles to me. 1.4478 0.03861 335 227 66 42
148 Don't ask me. I've never understood legal geese. 1.4477 0.03780 373 259 61 53
149 Trump found another way of getting rid of the documents! 1.4476 0.03798 353 241 66 46
150 More Trump lawyers heading South 1.4448 0.03873 344 237 61 46
151 It was just a matter of time before that firm went south.” 1.4427 0.03819 323 216 71 36
152 I wonder who Mother Goose is suing." 1.4426 0.04039 305 208 59 38
153 Damned Canadian professionals. As soon as they've made enough money, it's back to their socialist paradise. 1.4425 0.03565 339 220 88 31
154 I predict a short winter. They're only taking briefcases. 1.4424 0.03887 321 217 66 38
155 It must be nice being able to work from anywhere. 1.4424 0.03601 321 206 88 27
156 They are the only lawyers Giuliani can afford now. 1.4422 0.03866 303 200 72 31
157 Must be a flock of legal eagles. 1.4415 0.03520 376 251 84 41
158 Must be a working vacation. 1.4409 0.03409 347 221 99 27
159 Looks like another wild goose case. 1.4404 0.03758 327 218 74 35
160 Well, now that Covid's over I guess it's back to the office. 1.4400 0.03626 300 190 88 22
161 I bet they work in data migration" 1.4397 0.03883 307 205 69 33
162 They work for Spirit Airlines. They’ve actually decreased lost luggage by 30 percent. 1.4392 0.03771 337 228 70 39
163 I hope they got my order right this time. Last time they brought me a baby 1.4381 0.03797 331 224 69 38
164 Well, they're never going to find those top secret documents now... 1.4379 0.03570 338 221 86 31
165 Let’s hit them with a motion. 1.4379 0.03619 338 223 82 33
166 ... And you can tell the French-Canadian goose by its attaché. 1.4377 0.04145 281 191 57 33
167 Looks like some more Mar-A-Lago documents have been found. 1.4371 0.03815 302 199 74 29
168 Once they get their law degrees, they only migrate to the Hamptons. 1.4365 0.03714 323 214 77 32
169 I see Air Canada's baggage handling system is on the fritz again 1.4354 0.03992 271 178 68 25
170 Business class was full. 1.4349 0.03544 338 221 87 30
171 No one can say they didn’t have a case. 1.4345 0.03771 313 208 74 31
172 It's an under-the-radar move to transfer their company's assets to offshore accounts. 1.4334 0.03634 323 212 82 29
173 Must be the start of tax season. 1.4332 0.03624 307 198 85 24
174 They each have a case against the NRA. 1.4322 0.03908 354 253 49 52
175 Seems like everyone is carrying a lot of baggage these days. 1.4309 0.03647 311 203 82 26
176 Just another fly-by-night ambulance chaser firm. 1.4301 0.04026 286 194 61 31
177 The end of remote work 1.4299 0.03512 321 207 90 24
178 I've never actually seen cloud based storage in action. 1.4295 0.03951 305 209 61 35
179 It's a long commute, but all that honking won't get them there any faster. 1.4276 0.04140 297 209 49 39
180 You know what's also strange? They're flying north. 1.4275 0.04244 269 186 51 32
181 They must be moving the documents from Mar-o-Lago 1.4271 0.04020 295 203 58 34
182 They’re known to aggressively charge people, usually by the hour. 1.4271 0.04189 295 209 46 40
183 The economy seems to be going south. 1.4265 0.04129 279 192 55 32
184 They're migration lawyers. 1.4264 0.04190 265 181 55 29
185 The Defense is hoping at least one of the cases will get dropped. 1.4248 0.05617 153 106 29 18
186 I guess it was finally time to migrate our data to the cloud. 1.4231 0.04105 260 175 60 25
187 When my boss said he wanted to ‘take a gander’ at my work because it was ‘going south’, I just thought he losing it. 1.4227 0.03818 291 194 71 26
188 Even they knew work from anywhere would end. 1.4219 0.03922 256 167 70 19
189 Huh, looks like ‘work from home’ has affected seasonal workers too. 1.4209 0.03762 297 198 73 26
190 There go the flocking lawyers again 1.4209 0.04081 297 209 51 37
191 Looks like it's a business trip 1.4209 0.03844 278 184 71 23
192 They no longer migrate, they commute 1.4207 0.03686 309 206 76 27
193 Don't they know honking won't get them home any faster? 1.4191 0.04267 272 192 46 34
194 I see they’re only allowed one bag now too. 1.4184 0.03836 282 188 70 24
195 Looks like the latest legal team is heading south to Mar-a-Lago 1.4184 0.04091 282 196 54 32
196 Gives a whole new meaning to flying business class. 1.4170 0.04294 247 170 51 26
197 They used to travel for pleasure. 1.4163 0.04171 257 176 55 26
198 Trump is really getting desperate for lawyers 1.4153 0.03953 301 210 57 34
199 They’re in a wild goose paper chase 1.4151 0.03899 265 176 68 21
200 Looks like this year they're having to take a working migration. 1.4150 0.04364 253 178 45 30
201 Looks like remote migration is officially over. 1.4150 0.03949 253 167 67 19
202 I bet two out of five go back to their parents' house within 6 months. 1.4143 0.04010 251 167 64 20
203 ...and a group of business geese is called an exploitation. 1.4135 0.04169 266 185 52 29
204 I wanted legal eagles but, on my budget,all I could afford was quacks. 1.4134 0.04421 254 181 41 32
205 Look, more birdbrains taking classified documents to Florida. 1.4128 0.03717 327 226 67 34
206 No, that is the legal team for the Trumpeter swans. 1.4122 0.04249 262 184 48 30
207 Sometimes I think our wildlife is adapting too well to civilization." 1.4118 0.04245 238 162 54 22
208 They chase any stork that’s carrying a baby, hoping for a paternity suit. 1.4114 0.04016 316 228 46 42
209 It's not always about flying south. Sometimes, it's about justice. 1.4113 0.04004 265 180 61 24
210 It’s cheaper to fly if you only take carry-on. 1.4106 0.04132 263 182 54 27
211 Looks like another brief flight 1.4102 0.03952 256 171 65 20
212 I guess it IS hard for Trump to find lawyers. 1.4089 0.04230 269 191 46 32
213 Looks like Trump’s legal team is heading south. 1.4074 0.04219 243 167 53 23
214 Brilliant… Mahoney told me he knew how to get that money over the border without a trace. 1.4073 0.04157 248 170 55 23
215 From what I heard, that’s how the documents ended up at Mar-a-Lago. 1.4070 0.04259 258 182 47 29
216 Oh look! Canadian Airmail! 1.4059 0.04143 239 162 57 20
217 I didn’t know that this is what our legal team meant when they said they had to get all their ducks in a row. 1.4059 0.04268 239 165 51 23
218 Looks like they finally made a sequel to The Pelican Brief 1.4055 0.04379 254 182 41 31
219 They'll be back in 183 days because, technically, they are Florida residents. 1.4046 0.03995 262 179 60 23
220 They're from the New Yorker...every week they take the funny contest captions to a faraway place never to be seen again 1.4038 0.04874 213 155 30 28
221 I suppose they're environmental lawyers 1.4035 0.03892 285 197 61 27
222 Must be a brief trip. 1.4033 0.03678 305 208 71 26
223 They’re heading to the courthouse to seek a gaggle order. 1.4027 0.04308 226 155 51 20
224 Nobody really vacations anymore. 1.4027 0.04262 226 154 53 19
225 I always thought it was legal EAGLES. 1.4024 0.04371 246 175 43 28
226 Another group of quacks headed for the Trump trials. 1.4023 0.04359 266 194 37 35
227 They'll be back. It's just a brief vacation. 1.4018 0.04603 224 160 38 26
228 They know tax season is approaching. 1.4016 0.04004 254 173 60 21
229 If only I’d joined Ted Cruz’s campaign, I could be headed to Cancun! 1.4016 0.04119 254 176 54 24
230 Looks like they’re gonna need a bigger bathroom at Mar-a-lago.. 1.4015 0.04216 264 188 46 30
231 Air Canada offered me a discount if we had our bags sent on ahead. 1.4009 0.04408 222 154 47 21
232 No, I believe that's a flock of legals. 1.4000 0.04044 270 189 54 27
233 Another deposit to the Caymans 1.4000 0.03975 260 178 60 22
234 You know it's bad when the lawyers are the first to leave. 1.4000 0.04242 250 176 48 26
235 They're from the firm of Duck, Duck, Goose. 1.3991 0.04483 223 157 43 23
236 They only get one carry-on. 1.3985 0.03837 266 180 66 20
237 5 geese a briefing 1.3983 0.04368 231 162 46 23
238 Look, migrant workers. 1.3973 0.04330 224 155 49 20
239 Tis the season of tax evasion 1.3969 0.03810 257 172 68 17
240 Hunters may experience more legal hurdles this year 1.3968 0.04022 252 173 58 21
241 I heard a lot of jobs were going to Canada. 1.3966 0.04201 237 164 52 21
242 Has anyone warned them about the down pillows in business class? 1.3961 0.04426 207 142 48 17
243 'They used to migrate, now they commute' 1.3955 0.04288 220 151 51 18
244 They're all Trump can afford now, and they work for birdseed. 1.3955 0.04431 220 154 45 21
245 I heard the carrier pigeons were on strike. 1.3951 0.04401 205 140 49 16
246 My opinion of lawyers just went up. 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
247 I don't think they'll be coming back this time. 1.3948 0.04118 233 159 56 18
248 They’re migrating to Mar-a-Lago for depositions. We’ve seen a lot of that this year. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
249 Everyone's moving their nest eggs. 1.3945 0.04216 218 148 54 16
250 Smart. It’s the checked bag fees that get you. 1.3939 0.04320 231 162 47 22
251 More lawyers heading to Florida 1.3937 0.04186 254 180 48 26
252 Environmental law would be my guess." 1.3935 0.04488 216 152 43 21
253 THIS IS NO ORDINARY MIGRATION. THIS TIME THEY MEAN BUSINESS. 1.3930 0.04039 257 179 55 23
254 Fascinating that they have no instinct that allows them to use email. 1.3929 0.04461 224 159 42 23
255 Those checked luggage fees have gotten out of control. 1.3918 0.04138 245 171 52 22
256 Yeah, I heard a lot of portfolios were going south. 1.3918 0.04297 245 175 44 26
257 It’s the migration to Mar a Lago for the indictment season. 1.3918 0.04336 245 176 42 27
258 They used to fly in formation, but now it's disinformation. 1.3913 0.04044 253 176 55 22
259 I knew fowl play. I didn't know they work. 1.3909 0.04283 243 173 45 25
260 I thought they'd have long-johns instead of briefs. 1.3901 0.04607 223 162 35 26
261 They’re migrating to more litigious climates. 1.3898 0.04120 236 163 54 19
262 They’re with the law firm of Mallard and Drake. 1.3896 0.04271 231 162 48 21
263 I’ve heard of legal eagles but… 1.3893 0.04228 244 173 47 24
264 Canadian brain drain, eh. 1.3889 0.03853 252 171 64 17
265 What's worse for the environment – invasive or litigious species? 1.3886 0.04514 229 166 37 26
266 There’s just no such thing as a vacation anymore. 1.3884 0.04411 224 159 43 22
267 I've always said paperwork is for the birds. 1.3883 0.04589 206 146 40 20
268 No one's gonna shoot them with that kind of legal protection. 1.3874 0.04393 222 157 44 21
269 Don't you just love the Fall, when the geese fly back to Florida with their classified documents? 1.3873 0.04515 204 143 43 18
270 …and that’s not south, either.” 1.3870 0.03762 230 151 69 10
271 You won't see me taking my work on vacation. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
272 Now they need their papers at the border. 1.3862 0.04200 246 175 47 24
273 They pretend to be busy, but they’ll be on the golf course this afternoon. 1.3860 0.04684 215 157 33 25
274 Huh. Storks in obstetrics. Vultures in high finance. Now, fowl in jurisprudence. 1.3846 0.04603 208 149 38 21
275 They'll bury the opposition in paperwork and poop. 1.3843 0.04525 216 155 39 22
276 Boy, even the geese won't check their luggage. 1.3843 0.04127 216 147 55 14
277 They just closed a big honking deal. 1.3836 0.04338 232 166 43 23
278 Looks like birds carrying leather really do flock together. 1.3832 0.05286 167 122 26 19
279 There're Wall Street geese. They fly south to the Caymans every winter. 1.3831 0.04665 201 144 37 20
280 It looks like a working winter vacation this year. 1.3830 0.04080 235 163 54 18
281 That Amazon guy really knows how to save money. 1.3829 0.04294 222 156 47 19
282 Don’t feed them, they’re extremely litigious. 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
283 How do they know its 5:30 ? 1.3828 0.03645 303 212 66 25
284 "It's a new law. They can't fly without migration papers." 1.3816 0.04716 207 151 33 23
285 I’m so glad that I can work remotely 1.3816 0.04024 228 156 57 15
286 Remote work is really taking off. 1.3815 0.04079 249 176 51 22
287 Looks like business class 1.3812 0.04593 202 144 39 19
288 Looks like legal reinforcements headed to Mar-A-Lago. 1.3811 0.04453 244 181 33 30
289 They are off to Mar-a-Lago . He's running out of lawyers. 1.3811 0.04179 244 174 47 23
290 They’re loud, obnoxious, and leave a mess wherever they go. Of course they’re lawyers. 1.3810 0.04879 189 137 32 20
291 They say bags are free when you fly southwest. 1.3807 0.04630 218 160 33 25
292 If geese mate for life, what are their divorce lawyers for? 1.3804 0.04855 184 132 34 18
293 They're migrant lawyers headed for Marlago. Donald hired them because they'll work for chicken feed. 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
294 I think they're tired of our gun laws. 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
295 The guy from Spirit Airlines said we could collect them at the gate in 4-5 business days 1.3798 0.04495 208 148 41 19
296 Frequent travelers never check their bags 1.3796 0.04375 216 153 44 19
297 Oh look ,they're going business class this year. 1.3793 0.03974 232 159 58 15
298 I don’t blame them. Checked baggage fees have gotten out of control. 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
299 The paperwork needed for migration these days is ridiculous. 1.3789 0.04490 227 166 36 25
300 Probably off to some climate conference! 1.3785 0.04244 251 183 41 27
301 Now I KNOW AI can’t do that! 1.3782 0.04136 193 129 55 9
302 They'll work remotely until the Spring. 1.3777 0.04444 233 171 36 26
303 Looks like Trump has a new legal team. 1.3772 0.04386 228 165 40 23
304 Another brief visit 1.3762 0.04366 202 141 46 15
305 Trump's last flock of lawyers are leaving town. 1.3761 0.04341 218 155 44 19
306 Look honey--legal eagles! 1.3756 0.04500 197 139 42 16
307 The carrier pigeons must be on strike. 1.3756 0.04376 205 144 45 16
308 Seems even the geese are limited to one carry on. 1.3756 0.04208 213 148 50 15
309 And people complain about their long commutes. 1.3756 0.04155 213 147 52 14
310 Business class, I guess. 1.3750 0.04319 216 153 45 18
311 Those are the fly by night lawyers headed for Florida. 1.3750 0.04641 192 137 38 17
312 They're not really lawyers. They're just winging it. 1.3750 0.04723 184 131 37 16
313 I guess they’re flying economy 1.3750 0.04062 216 148 55 13
314 I can't tell if they're migrating or just commuting. 1.3744 0.04127 219 152 52 15
315 I never realized how many migrant workers were Canadian 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
316 That’s the first sensible carry-on bag limit I’ve seen. 1.3738 0.04466 206 147 41 18
317 I see the geese are flying business class now. 1.3737 0.04430 190 132 45 13
318 Look honey, they are going to work in the cloud! 1.3728 0.04336 228 165 41 22
319 They sue anyone who shoots at them. 1.3724 0.04212 196 134 51 11
320 Look honey, the CPAs are returning to their tax shelters for the year 1.3717 0.04363 226 164 40 22
321 What's good for the goose is actionable for the gander. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
322 Good thing there's no traffic: these guys are notorious for honking. 1.3711 0.04484 194 137 42 15
323 When he said he had "a whole gaggle" of attorneys on his defense team, this isn't quite what I'd pictured. 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
324 I sure don’t miss my commute. 1.3707 0.04202 205 142 50 13
325 ...and THAT is why you don't leave your handbag unattended at the lake. 1.3706 0.04663 197 143 35 19
326 They are returning home after their brief vacation”. 1.3699 0.04120 219 153 51 15
327 Looks like the pelican brief really caught on 1.3698 0.04330 192 133 47 12
328 Even their geese have had it with Trudeau 1.3698 0.04634 192 138 37 17
329 I remember when it used to be legal eagles. 1.3696 0.04652 184 131 38 15
330 I see Donald Trump's new legal team is heading off to Florida. 1.3695 0.04666 203 149 33 21
331 They left a deposition on the hood of your car. 1.3690 0.04959 187 139 27 21
332 Sure beats saying the dog ate it 1.3687 0.04417 198 140 43 15
333 People are trying everything to avoid checked bag fees. 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
334 Oh honey, look, the Canadians are heading to Florida. 1.3684 0.04194 228 163 46 19
335 Look, it’s the law firm Gander, Drake and Mallard. I heard they represent the Snowbirds. 1.3682 0.04445 220 161 37 22
336 Looks like Trump has another gaggle of attorneys. 1.3679 0.04468 212 154 38 20
337 That's a new approach to getting classified documents out of the White House. 1.3679 0.04518 212 155 36 21
338 I guess the meeting’s over. 1.3679 0.04418 212 153 40 19
339 Must be a business trip. 1.3673 0.04446 196 139 42 15
340 Canadian business class 1.3671 0.04169 207 144 50 13
341 Don’t worry, they’ll be back for tax season. 1.3668 0.04314 229 167 40 22
342 The paraleagles won’t be far behind. 1.3653 0.04523 167 115 43 9
343 Remote work has really taken off. 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
344 What the flock? 1.3641 0.04770 184 134 33 17
345 I guess they're migrating back to the office 1.3641 0.04707 184 133 35 16
346 Looks like a commuter flight. 1.3641 0.04150 195 134 51 10
347 Told you, the classified documents just flew away. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
348 It lets them write the whole trip off as a business expense. 1.3641 0.04398 206 148 41 17
349 they only fly business class 1.3626 0.04198 182 124 50 8
350 I used to be a hunter but then they lawyered up. 1.3624 0.04322 218 158 41 19
351 Another wave of legal migration. 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
352 I don't think they're coming back this time. 1.3622 0.04623 185 133 37 15
353 I heard they have to go to the office every day now 1.3622 0.04494 185 131 41 13
354 There goes Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck & Goose law firm. 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
355 They’ll be back next tax season. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
356 Way too many lawyers these days 1.3614 0.04614 166 116 40 10
357 I guess the messenger pigeons are still on strike. 1.3611 0.04842 180 132 31 17
358 They stopped working from home. 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
359 Not migrating, just a brief trip. 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
360 They're filing suit for the winter. 1.3605 0.04866 172 125 32 15
361 Gives a whole new meaning to “Don’t shoot the messenger” 1.3605 0.05204 172 130 22 20
362 I've heard of legal eagles, but never geese. 1.3602 0.04664 186 135 35 16
363 This is more than just climate change. 1.3600 0.04596 175 124 39 12
364 No, they aren't flying south just yet......today is just the pre-migration planning meeting. 1.3598 0.05035 164 120 29 15
365 Canadian taxes are weird. 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
366 I guess “ work from home” has officially ended. 1.3596 0.04382 203 146 41 16
367 They were bumped. 1.3596 0.04879 178 131 30 17
368 I have a feeling it's gonna be a REALLY bad winter. 1.3596 0.04747 178 129 34 15
369 It's job hunting season. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
370 Wonder if they know about politics in Florida. 1.3590 0.04737 195 145 30 20
371 Looks like they've started filing south for the winter. 1.3590 0.04508 195 141 38 16
372 I'm so glad we're retired. 1.3581 0.04359 215 157 39 19
373 I heard Canada is ending remote work. 1.3578 0.04266 218 158 42 18
374 Mallard, Drake, Duckworth, Webb and Foote. Best law firm in the state! 1.3571 0.04371 224 166 36 22
375 I was impressed until I noticed they’re fake Gucci‘s 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
376 Looks like they’re flying Coach 1.3564 0.04279 202 144 44 14
377 Looks like it'll be a brief flight! 1.3564 0.04561 188 136 37 15
378 These return-to-office policies are getting out of hand. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
379 They’ll be there soon. It’s a brief flight. 1.3563 0.04888 174 128 30 16
380 Flying Business Class. 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
381 They must have been allowed only one personal item. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
382 Who'd a thought his legal team would be the flight risk? 1.3550 0.04847 169 123 32 14
383 They’re off to defend the murder of crows. 1.3542 0.04609 192 141 34 17
384 I remember when they could afford to check their luggage. 1.3539 0.04934 178 133 27 18
385 Carrier geese? 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
386 Donald Trump's new lawyers: all squawk and no action. 1.3533 0.05172 167 126 23 18
387 Looks like they are headed to the New York Flock Exchange. 1.3529 0.04965 170 126 28 16
388 I don't know. Maybe Mar a Lago? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
389 Their commute is a breeze.” 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
390 They're going to sue the EPA 1.3515 0.04924 165 121 30 14
391 They're not migrating; just commuting. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
392 It’s a brief flight this year 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
393 We all have baggage dear. 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
394 There goes my nest egg. 1.3503 0.04222 197 140 45 12
395 It seems like everyone is flying Business Class these days. 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
396 I know they look like geese, but they’re vultures. 1.3500 0.04413 200 146 38 16
397 Looks like the company's going south. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
398 Honey, look—a flock of legals. 1.3500 0.04693 180 132 33 15
399 Sure, they're impressive, but have you ever seen one try to land? 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
400 Must be a brief commute. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
401 I don’t think they’re coming back. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
402 They're headed to file their briefs in the Southern District. 1.3495 0.04455 186 134 39 13
403 I do so love Canadian tax season. 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
404 First bag flies free 1.3491 0.04908 169 125 29 15
405 Looks like Trump's lawyers are headed south - again. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
406 I think it means they're never coming back. 1.3484 0.04210 221 162 41 18
407 It was a brief visit. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
408 Time to go. They know something. 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
409 they must be flying first class, those are expensive bags." 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
410 Talk about taking your case to a higher court! 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
411 They were the only lawyers Trump could find to represent him 1.3482 0.04311 224 167 36 21
412 Send lawyers and money. Skip the guns. 1.3478 0.04684 161 115 36 10
413 Trumps new legal team. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
414 This generation doesn't migrate; they commute." 1.3473 0.04724 167 121 34 12
415 I knew work from home wouldn't last. 1.3472 0.04461 193 141 37 15
416 Must be Business Class. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
417 Must be "Bags Fly Free" 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
418 Looks like a brief case of migration. 1.3466 0.04762 176 130 31 15
419 Everyone who works there is a bird brain. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
420 What the heck are they doing? No one uses attaché cases anymore. 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
421 I've heard of Snail Mail, but Geese Briefs? 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
422 They're representing some bird-brain on trial. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
423 I thought they already made a Pelican Brief movie. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
424 I'm don't know how, but I'm sure A.I. is involved. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
425 Looks like Trump's legal team is meeting at his Florida compound. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
426 They must be business class. 1.3450 0.04170 200 143 45 12
427 Everyone really is getting back to the office. 1.3445 0.04322 209 154 38 17
428 Seasonal workers 1.3444 0.04409 180 129 40 11
429 I guess it’s limited to one carry on no matter how you fly. 1.3444 0.04748 180 134 30 16
430 look! The first geese flying s... wait, aren't those our bags? 1.3443 0.04360 183 131 41 11
431 Must be nice to work remotely 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
432 All his human lawyers quit, so these guys are flying south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3441 0.04760 186 140 28 18
433 They do have a more reasonable bag policy than Spirit Airlines. 1.3439 0.04583 189 140 33 16
434 They must be flying business class... 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
435 Wait until they find out it could have been an email. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
436 Looks like another flock of lawyers are heading south to Mar~a~Lago. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
437 It’s nice to see they’re allowing one free carry-on on flights south this winter. 1.3424 0.04606 184 136 33 15
438 Apparently, that goose sucked into the jet engine last week had an attorney in the family. 1.3423 0.05196 149 111 25 13
439 I thought we were coming to watch the Pelican Brief. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
440 Those are what you call brief flights. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
441 Yup, work is for the birds! 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
442 They look like they mean business. 1.3421 0.04247 190 136 43 11
443 These geese mean business! 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
444 It seems like litigation season comes earlier every year. 1.3419 0.05050 155 115 27 13
445 So is this how we upload our files? 1.3418 0.04578 196 147 31 18
446 Trump sure is getting creative with where to put those classified documents. 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
447 It's mitigation from litigation during migration. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
448 Those Canadians are really taking remote work to the extreme! 1.3412 0.04801 170 126 30 14
449 Looks like the former president found a way to transport his documents to Florida. 1.3410 0.04881 173 130 27 16
450 I believe they're heading to some tax shelter 1.3409 0.04683 176 130 32 14
451 Look, Susanne, they’re heading to Mar-a-Lago 1.3408 0.04761 179 134 29 16
452 Flying south, business class! 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
453 One day we will fly business class too,Sylvia. 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
454 Trump's attorneys leave town. 1.3400 0.05079 150 111 27 12
455 Wow. Talk about free shipping. 1.3395 0.04215 162 112 45 5
456 It's a working vacation. 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
457 No more working from Nests 1.3392 0.04402 171 122 40 9
458 I heard they’re migrating south for tax reasons. 1.3390 0.04796 177 133 28 16
459 Birds of a feather litigate together. 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
460 I knew they flew south. Didn't think it was for work, though. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
461 Good law firm to hire if you think you’re goose is cooked 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
462 Nobody checks bags anymore. 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
463 This will be brief 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
464 Didn't I say the 'one free carry on' was strictly for the birds? 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
465 I hear it was just more efficient to just have them carry all those subpoenas south to Mar a Lago. 1.3373 0.05028 169 129 23 17
466 I believe it’s called ‘cloud migration’. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
467 They must be Trump’s new lawyers as he’s run out of people who will represent him. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
468 Do you get the sense they’re not coming back next year? 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
469 This is how Amazon got started. 1.3371 0.04480 175 127 37 11
470 It may slow them down,but they avoid the $25 baggage fee. 1.3370 0.04715 181 136 29 16
471 Mar-a-Lago homing pigeons. 1.3370 0.04329 184 133 40 11
472 Passports, visas, travel docs is my guess. 1.3370 0.04397 184 134 38 12
473 Paralegals flying south to Mar a Lago. 1.3368 0.04429 190 140 36 14
474 I don't think that this is going to be good for the gander. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
475 Well that explains the crow that sued me 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
476 They’re leaving the courthouse early. It was a brief case. 1.3356 0.05259 146 110 23 13
477 Most do go South, but these guys are obviously on their way to Ottawa. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
478 Better service, less expensive and I’ve heard that during the holidays your luggage arrives before you do 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
479 Looks like there's trouble at AFLAC. 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
480 Everyone is working remote, now... 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
481 New Trump lawyers. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
482 Smart, they just bring carryons. 1.3353 0.04641 170 125 33 12
483 Looks like the great lawyer migration is beginning 1.3353 0.04489 170 123 37 10
484 They're now forced to migrate to the office twice a week. 1.3352 0.04547 179 132 34 13
485 As soon as they found out they could work remotely, they all decided to move to Canada. 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
486 Yes, ducks now. The carrier pigeons went union 1.3351 0.04471 191 142 34 15
487 I wish I could fly Business class. 1.3333 0.04310 171 122 41 8
488 These motherflockers… 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
489 I hate when they drop tax returns all over my car. 1.3333 0.05171 156 119 22 15
490 Uh oh ... FAA should never have messed with Audobon! 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
491 I told you those quacks managing our crypto portfolio were are flight risk. 1.3333 0.04706 174 130 30 14
492 And when the lead gets tired, they swap out with junior counsel. 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
493 I wonder if Florida knows what it's getting into. 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
494 I wonder how often their luggage gets lost. 1.3333 0.04457 180 132 36 12
495 When geese get lawyered up, you know they're fed up being called ducks. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
496 I know he's running low on lawyers, but can they even practice down there? 1.3333 0.04727 180 136 28 16
497 You see?, everyone has baggage 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
498 I sent these duckuments to cloud storage 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
499 That is one big, honkin' commute. 1.3315 0.04639 181 136 30 15
500 They're only allowed one personal item. 1.3314 0.04612 175 130 32 13
501 I told you, all the jobs are heading south. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
502 Canada’s free health care system at work…and they even make house calls. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
503 Looks like we will only get a brief visit. 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
504 I can see this migration means business. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
505 Billable hours in Miami -- that would motivate me to get moving, too. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
506 It was just a brief layover. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
507 That Trump family will use anything to remove evidence! 1.3311 0.05292 151 116 20 15
508 It’s a part of the Catch and Valise Program. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
509 I hear it’s only seasonal work… 1.3296 0.04536 179 133 33 13
510 Looks like Donald’s lost another bunch of lawyers. 1.3293 0.04912 167 127 25 15
511 The divorce-law birds always follow the love birds south. 1.3293 0.04763 167 125 29 13
512 It's hard going back to the office after working remotely. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
513 Must be the lawyers for his next wild goose chase. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
514 I know you don't get it. I don't get it. But her Will was very specific about what to do with her dismembered remains. 1.3292 0.04967 161 122 25 14
515 Looks like a working vacation. 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
516 Even the birds are working remotely 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
517 Safe to say their numbers this quarter are headed south. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
518 Ahhhh..... I had heard about Amazon's new eco-friendly drones... 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
519 It’s just like I told you, honey. The one carry-on rule applies to everyone. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
520 I guess carrier pigeons just can't deal with the information overload anymore. 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
521 They're flying south. Not allowed to work from home any more. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
522 They agreed to work from home. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
523 Such a breathtaking sight when they’re all flying in W-2 formation like that 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
524 it’s even too expensive for the geese here now 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
525 I hear they have to go in at least two days a week. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
526 Looks like a flock of legals. 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
527 They’ve been upgraded to business class. 1.3273 0.04799 165 124 28 13
528 Time to sell, the deal went south. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
529 Sustainable alternatives to Amazon. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
530 Off to find seasonal work. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
531 They're up against the legal eagles in nesting court. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
532 The carrion luggage was free. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
533 Looks like Mother Goose is calling a board meeting. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
534 They'll be back as soon as they realize their governor is DeSantis. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
535 Another business gone south. 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
536 Well how else are they supposed to build a nest egg? 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
537 The Canadians mean business this year. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
538 I get it - no one wants to check their bags anymore. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
539 At least they're picking up their own shit now 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
540 All that honking for such little traffic. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
541 Twitter’s called everyone back to the office. No exceptions 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
542 Who're they fooling with those briefcases? They're just going on vacation. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
543 I see another rise in the price of forever stamps 1.3241 0.05074 145 109 25 11
544 Really no way to make a "gaggle" seem more professional. 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
545 If they lived here, they’d be home by now. 1.3240 0.04454 179 133 34 12
546 Even they have resorted to using just carry on luggage 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
547 Apparently they know not to check their luggage. 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
548 Bet it just has their lunch in it. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
549 Looks like they mean business. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
550 Looks like this deposition is going south. 1.3214 0.04649 168 126 30 12
551 Huh. My financial adviser was right. My portfolio really is heading south. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
552 They're migrating files to the cloud 1.3212 0.04862 165 126 25 14
553 Guess Trump's defense team is headed to Mar-A-Lago for the winter. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
554 They'll the never catch up. The last flock had backpacks. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
555 And you say I'm the one with baggage? 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
556 If that isn't the definition of 'billable hours'.. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
557 They refuse to go paperless. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
558 So I guess this is just going to be a brief migration. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
559 It looks like just a brief flight 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
560 It's "Honk, Waddle and Quack", that legal team the turkeys hired to outlaw Thanksgiving. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
561 There goes Business Class … 1.3191 0.04295 188 140 36 12
562 See, this post-Covid return to work thing is really for the birds. 1.3190 0.04822 163 124 26 13
563 I thought I had a long commute... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
564 So now he's resorting to Canadian lawyers? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
565 WeWork closed. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
566 Geese and valise, there's a song in there somewhere. 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
567 I guess work from home is over. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
568 Is that considered as a carry on or a checked bag? 1.3179 0.05005 151 115 24 12
569 Those are American geese. They don't get paid vacation. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
570 I think I prefer the silly kind. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
571 Impressive work ethic, but they’ll never be as eager as beavers. 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
572 Looks like they are all carrying legal papers. They must be heading to Florida. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
573 I hear Southwest has outsourced their overhead baggage plan. 1.3176 0.05077 148 113 23 12
574 Quick -- google gaggle. 1.3174 0.04255 167 121 39 7
575 Messenger geese 1.3174 0.04338 167 122 37 8
576 So that's what its like to fly business. 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
577 They’re returning to the office for the winter. 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
578 Looks like Trump hired a new law firm 1.3168 0.04779 161 122 27 12
579 That business is going south. 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
580 Looks like they’re heading south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
581 I realize that baggage fees are high but this is getting ridiculous. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
582 They return during tax season. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
583 Lets hope they're back by April 15th. 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
584 Canada awards points to potential immigrants for age, language, education, and employable skills. Those geese look good to go. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
585 I saw on Planet Earth that they’re each allowed one personal item. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
586 They are returning classified documents that were left in a duck blind. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
587 That’s one way to get around airport security 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
588 Birds of a feather trade stock together.” 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
589 Better them than AI I guess… 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
590 So this is what a Ponzi scheme looks like. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
591 I wonder where the meeting is? 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
592 Remote work really is taking off. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
593 Looks like Trump’s legal briefs are flying south for the winter. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
594 Looks like there'll be plenty of billable hours over Thanksgiving in the Hamptons 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
595 I didn't picture this, when you said we'd fly the cash to a secret offshore bank . 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
596 At least they can still count on free carry-ons. 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
597 The corporate retreat to the woods must’ve taken a nasty turn. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
598 Oh my God! It’s the law firm of Fowelplotsky, Duck, Schmuck & Daggle! 1.3140 0.05754 121 94 16 11
599 These days they can work from anywhere. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
600 That time of the year again to litigate north. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
601 This looks serious. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
602 It’s the new legal team flying south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
603 I told you I'd find a way to get out of baggage fees. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
604 The bike couriers are on strike. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
605 Gee… I haven’t seen a briefcase in ages! 1.3133 0.05018 150 115 23 12
606 They are a rare insurance adjuster sub-species of Canada Geese 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
607 Even more impressive,they have webbed feet. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
608 Look. A gaggle of lawyers 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
609 Fly 4, get 1free! 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
610 Going South? Nope. Just heading to D.C. to lobby against guns. 1.3129 0.05039 163 128 19 16
611 With all the new security on the border, all migrants now require documents." 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
612 They must be headed to D.C. to a fight another Trump gaggle order. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
613 I guess Ducks Unlimited has gone corporate. 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
614 You have to admire rich people's creativity in ducking their taxes offshore 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
615 They must have heard that there was fowl play in the business world. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
616 When I was a kid they weren’t nearly so litigious. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
617 There go the Audubon attorneys, hoping their meeting with NRA results in life saving concessions. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
618 They're flying south to join Trump's legal team in Mar-a-Lago. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
619 Trump’s Florida lawyers must need all the help they can get. 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
620 They used to use carrier pigeons. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
621 Now I feel guilty about not taking any work home 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
622 Geese paralegals trying to look like legal eagles. 1.3109 0.05167 119 88 25 6
623 Which one is supposed to be a silly goose? 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
624 Apparently there's a lot of new paperwork required to migrate into Mexico. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
625 I've heard of ducking subpoenas, but this is ridiculous. 1.3108 0.05150 148 115 20 13
626 They're flying in the "verdict" formation 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
627 It’s their seasonal mitigation. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
628 Looks like they got the OK to work from home. 1.3107 0.04737 177 138 23 16
629 That is a literal carry on flight! 1.3106 0.04580 132 95 33 4
630 I hear they are replacing carrier pigeons 1.3106 0.04944 132 98 27 7
631 Looks like they're flying business class this year. 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
632 So much for being able to work from home. 1.3101 0.05369 129 99 20 10
633 There go those remote workers. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
634 I remember when they didn't allow carry-ons." 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
635 Making birdfeeding illegal has resulted in a class action. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
636 Yes dear they work remote but still have to go into the office one day a month. 1.3094 0.05191 139 107 21 11
637 Whoa. Trump’s legal defense team is really scraping bottom now. 1.3091 0.04834 165 128 23 14
638 Wow, the cartels are getting creative! 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
639 They only take on big honkin’ cases. 1.3090 0.04075 233 181 32 20
640 Audubon Society’s legal team. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
641 Nothing special, I store my work in the cloud too. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
642 They may poop on us like the airlines do, but they won't lose our luggage. 1.3088 0.05374 136 106 18 12
643 Typical "Type A" behavior, taking their work with them on vasation. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
644 Guess I shouldn’t complain about my 20-mile commute. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
645 Looks like Trump finally found a law firm that would work for breadcrumbs. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
646 Heavy hitters are flying in. 1.3083 0.05265 120 90 23 7
647 Don't they know about Zoom? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
648 Yes it is odd. Those briefcases have been out of style for two decades. 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
649 Trump found a new means to move confidential documents. 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
650 Hmph. I didn't know they had lawyers. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
651 Everyone is dealing with return to office 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
652 Must be nice not having to go through TSA restrictions 1.3077 0.04613 130 94 32 4
653 Apparently, the migration of finance jobs from New York to Miami continues. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
654 Looks like they are heading for Florida. Trump is having a hard time finding lawyers to defend him. 1.3077 0.05443 130 101 18 11
655 Ahh yes, the time of year they all fly south to evade their taxes. 1.3077 0.05753 117 91 16 10
656 Must be an executive goose chase. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
657 What the flock is that? 1.3071 0.05535 127 99 17 11
658 They’ll be back for tax season. 1.3070 0.05305 114 85 23 6
659 the airline luggage charge was too high... 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
660 Now I know what they meant when they said our finances are going south. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
661 Apparently they work for Southwest. 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
662 The cost of delivery is much less than mechanical drones. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
663 Birds of a feather file together 1.3065 0.05513 124 96 18 10
664 Another sign of the end of the remote work season 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
665 They moved north during the pandemic, but they've been called back to the office. 1.3062 0.04521 160 120 31 9
666 I used to think, "At least they're not lawyers." 1.3061 0.05164 147 115 19 13
667 They must be off to find Tippi Hedren with a script and a contract for the remake. 1.3058 0.05850 121 96 13 12
668 They migrate to seek shelter from the cold, and taxes 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
669 They're vultures with their carrions. 1.3056 0.05241 144 113 18 13
670 Looks like Trump is flying in another new legal team. 1.3056 0.05241 144 113 18 13
671 Apparently, everyone has a carry-on now. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
672 I guess they're competing with the legal eagles. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
673 While I don’t know where they are going, it must be important! 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
674 A reputable law firm!? They're a bunch of fly by night quacks who put everything on their bills" 1.3047 0.04905 128 95 27 6
675 Geez! What next? Looks like law school is for the birds now too… 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
676 I'll take the lawyers and their legalgese any day over the quacks. 1.3046 0.04882 151 116 24 11
677 This species is known for its brief migrations. 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
678 I just started backing up my documents to a cloud. 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
679 I don't think they're going to settle. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
680 Looks like Donald's new legal team is headed south to Georgia. 1.3041 0.04699 171 133 24 14
681 Be proud Mary. We’ve home schooled another nest of orphaned geese into a fine gaggle of corporate lawyers. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
682 They're defense attorneys for storks who drop the baby. 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
683 Those offshore tax havens lure more businesses every year. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
684 First the wildfires, now the litigation. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
685 Apparently One carrion policy applies to all flights 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
686 What the actual flock? 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
687 I guess working from home is not an option. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
688 The Trump legal team 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
689 Seems like everyone has baggage these days. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
690 Really? I think the weird thing is they're all made of alligator leather. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
691 They're not migrating, they're making a run for it. 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
692 The FAA required them to file a flight plan. 1.3008 0.04889 123 91 27 5
693 They’re legally protected. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
694 It's a gaggle going south to haggle. 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
695 Trump's new legal team is headed to Georgia. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
696 Amazon is testing a new delivery strategy. 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
697 Well, the work-from-home era is over. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
698 I'm surprised - they normally use the cloud. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
699 These are just the senior executives...wait until the board flies by. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
700 Ah, their annual trek. I’ve always felt a little sad that their appeal for residency landed in the Fifth Circuit. 1.3000 0.05422 130 102 17 11
701 I see the birds have finally hired their own lobbyists 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
702 Their business is headed south… 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
703 The’re filing south for the winter 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
704 Looks like they’re making everybody go back to the office. 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
705 This cloud storage service is less expensive, but you can only retrieve your data in the summer. 1.2993 0.05218 137 107 19 11
706 Looks like they are migrating their files the old fashioned way. 1.2993 0.05114 137 106 21 10
707 They've migrated to the cloud. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
708 Business class, free Grey Goose! 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
709 Global warming is starting to get really weird. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
710 At least bags fly free. 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
711 I'd say it'll be a brief flight 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
712 It’s the newest eco-friendly delivery system. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
713 I guess everybody has to pay checked bag fees these days. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
714 It is so over, isn't it? 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
715 They said that they're headed to Mar a Lago 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
716 You’d think they would store documents in the cloud. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
717 They’re always the first to know. Interest rates must be rising. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
718 It’s that time of year. Flying south for a Florida voting rights case. 1.2979 0.05302 141 112 16 13
719 Work from home days really are over, aren’t they? 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
720 Quiet quitting reaching staggering heights 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
721 I wouldn’t want to be below them on the corporate ladder. 1.2973 0.05115 148 117 18 13
722 I hope that the pay is worth the commute. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
723 You can’t blame ‘em. They can work anywhere today. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
724 Poor things. They really should stagger the tax and hunting seasons. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
725 My heart says 'school of wizardry', but my brain says 'kids with super glue'. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
726 I guess they mean business 1.2963 0.04369 162 122 32 8
727 Must be Canadian. Mediators 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
728 Off to the Bahamas 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
729 I hope they can file before the statute of limitation runs. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
730 His lawyer must have just advised him to put the classified documents in the cloud. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
731 I believe that’s called ‘a murder of lawyers.’ 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
732 I guess working from home really is for the birds. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
733 I guess they plan to work from their Florida nests for the winter" 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
734 Look it’s a flock of legals! 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
735 They're moving their headquarters further south. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
736 I guess it’s just one personal item per passenger everywhere these days. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
737 Well .............. it looks like this year will be a working vacation !! 1.2957 0.05657 115 90 16 9
738 Trump's legal fund must be in rough shape. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
739 I heard it’s Donald Trump’s new way of hiding documents. 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
740 They’re flying off-shore. It must be tax season. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
741 Trump's really scraping the bottom of the barrel. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
742 Wow,and all of the legal scholars said his defense will never fly! 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
743 Looks like the annual conference is in Orlando this year. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
744 I wish I could work from Cancun for the winter too. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
745 I love it when I see new species become upwardly mobile. 1.2946 0.04177 129 92 36 1
746 I guess work in the nest is over too. 1.2946 0.05437 129 102 16 11
747 DuckDash“ the future of ultra fast food delivery 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
748 Looks like migration now offers business class. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
749 Lawyers headed south to Mar-a-Lago 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
750 I guess every species has its high-fliers 1.2941 0.05113 119 90 23 6
751 Canadian diplomatic geese. They can park and poop anywhere. 1.2941 0.05889 119 96 11 12
752 Must be a lot of business opportunities in Florida. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
753 Talk about a commute! 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
754 They do this when the market turns cold. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
755 Don't you just love when the lawyers fly south for the winter? 1.2937 0.05294 126 98 19 9
756 Flying business class redefined. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
757 out of office for the season 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
758 Rent in New York is through the roof,so they prefer the commute. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
759 I guess they take their nest eggs with them! 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
760 Hope you don't mind, I'm sending our luggage on ahead. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
761 Can you imagine flying South for a meeting that could have been an email? 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
762 …five geese commuting, and a partridge in a pear tree. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
763 Boy, this work from home thing is really catching on. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
764 Pelican Brief my ass! 1.2925 0.06138 106 85 11 10
765 '....it's always the loud ones that get upgraded to business' 1.2925 0.05356 106 80 21 5
766 They're lawyer loons migrating to Florida. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
767 They're calling it the "Great Resignation Migration". 1.2923 0.05288 130 102 18 10
768 Apparently keeping a perfect V formation is not enough these days. 1.2923 0.04690 130 97 28 5
769 It's tough not having pockets. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
770 Unfortunately,they"ll be back 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
771 Remember when they migrated to Florida because of climate rather than tax benefits? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
772 Looks like a new business formation. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
773 And everyone thought it would be the Apes. 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
774 So that’s how cloud storage works, huh? 1.2917 0.05601 120 95 15 10
775 pelican briefs 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
776 In autumn, they hate having to go north for a court hearing. 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
777 The files were larger than 25mb. This is the only way. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
778 These checked baggage fees are getting out of control. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
779 There go Rudy Guliani’s suitcases of ballots. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
780 Snowbirds: Heading south to work remotely for the winter 1.2910 0.04472 134 99 31 4
781 It's just a fly by night investment firm. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
782 I hear there's a big demand for lawyers in Florida. 1.2906 0.05300 117 90 20 7
783 It's a new courier service, Geese with valise. 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
784 Hermès had a sale. 1.2906 0.05159 117 89 22 6
785 'Migration lawyers' 1.2905 0.04913 148 116 21 11
786 Geese valise. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
787 Its FedEx's green option. 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
788 They’re from the Canadian Office. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
789 That's the old school flock. They'd rather migrate downtown than work remotely from the golf course. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
790 They're retiring to Florida." 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
791 Apparently, migration paperwork is much more complicated these days. 1.2901 0.05252 131 103 18 10
792 They're a cross between mallards and lawyers; they call them dullards. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
793 They're required to be in the pond three days a week. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
794 Take a gander at that. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
795 Yeah: the winter migration to the off-shore banks... 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
796 And amazingly enough, they'll be back in the spring, just in time for the release of the first quarter earnings report. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
797 You really think this was easier than just shredding them like I suggested? 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
798 They’re flying information. 1.2893 0.05682 121 97 13 11
799 It sucks to bring work on vacation. 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
800 It’s only a matter of time before they are advertising: ‘Been in a shooting accident - call 1-800-duck rep.’ 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
801 I don't mind that they took our jobs, but I wish I still had healthcare. 1.2891 0.05337 128 101 17 10
802 More lost baggage being delivered by the cheapest means again. I wonder how many weeks it takes on their route. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
803 Wow…I guess everyone brings documents when they fly south. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
804 It's time for their yearly litigation. 1.2887 0.05153 142 113 17 12
805 Better them than those bird brains in Congress. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
806 They’re finally going somewhere else to do their business. 1.2885 0.06061 104 83 12 9
807 Ok, I'll stop complaining about my commute. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
808 Must be legal eagles. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
809 Would you look at that, it appears as though they’re flying south for the recession 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
810 Damn, I needed those. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
811 Lawyers flying south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
812 Y'all stopped flying Spirit, too? 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
813 What happens in Canada stays in Canada. 1.2878 0.05028 139 109 20 10
814 The truth is I actually miss the commute. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
815 Looks like Gander, Honk, and Waddle have some new junior associates. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
816 They didn't want to pay the checked bag fee. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
817 Must be 5pm, all the geese are headed back Long island 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
818 There's no escaping the vulture capitalists. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
819 Looks like they are headed south for tax season. 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
820 Bostonian Geese. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
821 Guess the reports of jobs heading south are true... 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
822 My guess is they're empty. They're just messing with us. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
823 I see DHS is finally addressing the "Crisis at the Northern Border." 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
824 It's a curse when you have to work from home year-round. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
825 I don't think pretending to be lawyers is going to reduce their chances of being shot at 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
826 Canada could use a few less lawyers! 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
827 “They have a case in the Southern District.” 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
828 It makes sense. After all taxes are cheaper in Florida. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
829 Looks like it really is return to office. 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
830 They say Canadians are heading back to the office in greater numbers. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
831 New batch of Trump lawyers headed south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
832 I see the lawyerbirds had brief cases this fall 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
833 Seem to be taking their case to a higher court. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
834 Well, it had to happen. The Canadian Geese are fleeing the U.S. 1.2846 0.05356 123 97 17 9
835 Well that's one way to circumvent bridge toll hikes. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
836 Ah, the Supreme Court's latest gaggle of ethics counsels. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
837 Back to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
838 No more tele-migrations. They got called back into the office. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
839 Messenger pigeons were so last season 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
840 They're handling illegal migration 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
841 This time it seems to be more political than biological. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
842 What’s the collective noun for them again? 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
843 So his new lawyers will work for crumbs. 1.2835 0.05350 127 101 16 10
844 ‘Guess work-from-home arrangements didn’t pan out’ 1.2835 0.04596 127 95 28 4
845 Am I hallucinating, or do those flying briefcases have geese on top? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
846 Must be a commuter flight. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
847 Now Fox News will say that even migrant birds are stealing good American jobs. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
848 Trump's attempts to hide classified materials has taken an interesting turn. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
849 I think corporate America has really gone too far 1.2832 0.05547 113 89 16 8
850 ‘I thought we were supposed to avoid air travel during the holidays.’ 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
851 I miss when birds just delivered babies 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
852 Well it is November. That’s when I usually threaten to leave for Canada. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
853 Everyone seems to be flying business these days. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
854 They're negotiating the right to fly west rather than south. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
855 Their lawyers are heading south earlier than usual. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
856 Tricking hunters disguised as lawyers probably isn't the best approach. 1.2823 0.05439 124 99 15 10
857 So, we’re not the only ones who have to deal with carry on luggage. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
858 Yes honey, I know I said having to go back to the office is for the birds, but I didn’t mean it quite so literally. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
859 Wow, they let those guys keep their carry-ons. 1.2823 0.05317 124 98 17 9
860 Could've been an email. 1.2823 0.04799 124 94 25 5
861 I’m guessing law firm. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
862 They’re flying business 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
863 See, Linda, I'm not the only one who has baggage. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
864 I guess they didn't want to pay the luggage fee. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
865 Briefcases are so yesterday. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
866 Sure, they work for breadcrumbs. But, they're the worst lawyers I've ever had. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
867 . “There goes Trump’s new legal team heading to Georgia for the winter!” 1.2817 0.05132 142 114 16 12
868 Those are Trump's lawyers fleeing. 1.2815 0.05114 135 107 18 10
869 The great thing about not wearing clothes is that you can really travel light. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
870 I still think they look silly. 1.2812 0.04428 128 95 30 3
871 Wish I could go to Canada too. 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
872 ...and a group of Great White Collar geese is actually known as "A Firm." 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
873 Climate change, am I right? 1.2812 0.04565 128 96 28 4
874 Trump's legal team heading back to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
875 Either taxes or the missing votes… 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
876 Trump IS having a hard time finding lawyers. 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
877 I guess the carrier pigeons are still on strike 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
878 They work from home during the winters. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
879 You know, I have a webbed toe and I can’t even pick up my underwear. 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
880 It just feels good knowing our files are safe on the cloud. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
881 I think they won't be returning next summer. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
882 Those must be im-migration lawyers. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
883 They’re off to sue Sullenberger. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
884 They are heading to help in Mar-a-Lago! 1.2803 0.04726 132 101 25 6
885 Looks like the Canadian Security Intelligence Service has found a way to fly under the radar. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
886 Apparently their business is going south... 1.2800 0.05279 125 99 17 9
887 You would thing they'd go paperless. 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
888 It appears return-to-office mandates are picking up steam. 1.2800 0.05333 100 76 20 4
889 The flock market is looking good this quarter 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
890 I should have included remote work in my contract, too. 1.2800 0.05156 125 98 19 8
891 Do you think they’re flying business class? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
892 They are so much harder to train than the pigeons but you gotta give them props for good attitude. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
893 They're flying south for Trump indictment season. 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
894 Have you ever considered migrating to the cloud? 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
895 Silly geese. They always take their work with them. 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
896 Actually honey, I believe that's a gaggle of valise. 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
897 I guess working at home alone doesn’t have much appeal for empty nesters. 1.2793 0.05303 111 86 19 6
898 I read about this! They're from the law firm of Duck, Duck, Goose, and they're heading to DC to sue the NRA. 1.2793 0.05748 111 89 13 9
899 Sarah I think the edibles have kicked in 1.2793 0.05604 111 88 15 8
900 I guess the former President is getting himself a new set of attorneys. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
901 Moving their money offshore ? 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
902 It's the legal team from Mallard, Wood, Teal & Merganser. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
903 Wow! I haven't seen that many briefcases in a long time! 1.2787 0.05239 122 96 18 8
904 It doesn't really feel like autumn to me until the geese head south for the annual marketing conference. 1.2787 0.05492 122 98 14 10
905 It looks like the newest Trump lawyers are on their way to Mar-a-lago. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
906 You could say they're like carrier pigeons but with MBAs 1.2783 0.04711 115 86 26 3
907 Honk if you find work! 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
908 Well, the work-from-home season is over. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
909 Wow, they’re flying business class for the winter! 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
910 Looks like the Canadian Airforce is off to another business meeting, eh? 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
911 That used to be me. 1.2778 0.04456 126 94 29 3
912 They have a good case, but I still think they'll get blown away before it goes to trial. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
913 They misunderstood "put your files on the cloud." 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
914 I enjoy watching them litigate south for the winter. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
915 Very professional approach to migration. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
916 There was a big sale at Gucci. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
917 Those are “Lawyer Geese”. They’ll shit on you from any height. 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
918 I bet the one with Apple maps loses 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
919 Just when you think you’ve got your ducks in a row! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
920 Not in my wildest dreams did I think I would ever see the elusive Canadian Satchel Goose. 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
921 Flock brokers ? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
922 I guess remote working didn't work out so good for them... 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
923 They fly south for the tax benefits. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
924 It’s better than fighting for the overhead bins. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
925 There they go again-more subpoenas. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
926 The Postal service has temporary shortage of pigeons. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
927 Business class. 1.2764 0.05452 123 99 14 10
928 Work trips are tax-deductible. 1.2764 0.04516 123 92 28 3
929 It must be nice to winter in the Cayman Islands. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
930 Looks like Trump found new lawyers. 1.2764 0.05573 123 100 12 11
931 Snowbird accountants. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
932 South to Mar-a-Lago, apparently. He pays them in corn. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
933 Apparently the geese will work remotely this year. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
934 I think they're migrating South for the tax breaks. 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
935 They put carrier pigeons out of business. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
936 Off to Mar-a-Lago for court season.” 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
937 They are from the law firm of Duck, Duck & Go. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
938 Birds of a feather commute together. 1.2756 0.05084 127 100 19 8
939 : They’re working remotely. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
940 There go the snowbird lawyers. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
941 The work from home craze is officially over. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
942 Apparently climate change is not hurting them financially." 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
943 I guess those birds mean business... 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
944 Looks like the regular pigeons are on strike. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
945 'Wow, I guess everyone really does have to return to the office.' 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
946 Hand me the shotgun. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
947 Are they geese or ganders? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
948 The honking? It’s rush hour! 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
949 They don't need subpoenas. They just threaten to poop on your lawn. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
950 Did you remember to close the roof on the convertible? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
951 They must be on their way to Mar A Lago 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
952 It's a little less reliable, but cheaper than paying the carry-on fee. 1.2743 0.04399 113 83 29 1
953 The birdbrain drain continues. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
954 Looks like another duck slipped and fell on the ice 1.2743 0.05515 113 90 15 8
955 Poor guys... I had to tell them the email got here first 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
956 If Trump thought he last legal team were a bunch of quacks, wait until he sees this bunch. 1.2742 0.05164 124 98 18 8
957 Look! They're flying business class. 1.2742 0.05290 124 99 16 9
958 Amazing how they know when it’s time for the corporate retreat. 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
959 I guess remote working is over, back to the daily commute. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
960 I heard it's getting harder to cross the Canadian border. You’ve got to file naturalization papers first. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
961 Flying business class I guess 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
962 Huh. Seasonal workers. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
963 Looks like they're also going to work from home. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
964 I never cease to be amazed by the miracle of nature. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
965 If we can work around migration, this is the green shipping alternative our company has been looking for. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
966 I remember when this took my mind off work. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
967 They heard that there's some guy in Florida who needs better lawyers. 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
968 No matter how they try, I can always spot the auditors 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
969 Which one do you think has Hunter’s laptop? 1.2736 0.05771 106 85 13 8
970 If you’ll notice, my goose is the leader. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
971 Life sure was simpler before they were in law school. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
972 No, they aren’t legal eagles they are geese with briefs. 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
973 They're not licensed to practice law until they get to Canada. 1.2735 0.05378 117 93 16 8
974 Off for the annual lobby. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
975 Dear, when was the last time WE got to fly business class? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
976 When all the lawyers leave, it’s time to pack it in! 1.2734 0.05048 128 101 19 8
977 Looks like they'll be working remotely this winter. 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
978 Looks like remote working is over ... 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
979 Must be going to America. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
980 The pigeons must be on strike. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
981 It looks like the Canadians mean business this time. 1.2727 0.04497 165 131 23 11
982 I used to think it was the weather. Now I think it’s the tax rates. 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
983 'Survival of the richest' 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
984 I wonder if they have a navigation system in their cases or if they just wing it! 1.2720 0.05252 125 100 16 9
985 working remotely is for the birds 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
986 Hmmm . . . do you suppose they know something we don't 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
987 They’re less likely to get audited in a group 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
988 I guess this is what the airlines do when the overhead bins are full! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
989 Fly responsibly. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
990 Don't let the feathers fool you; sharks to the bone. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
991 The second one from the left looks like the goose who stole my purse. 1.2713 0.05133 129 103 17 9
992 It's a new batch of lawyers flying south to Florida. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
993 I guess they're flying south business class. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
994 I guess business is going south. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
995 Look, it’s the new Birdkin bag 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
996 Amazing how attorneys just flock to fowl play. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
997 We need to prepare our portfolio for a sharp downturn followed by a V-shaped recovery. 1.2710 0.05874 107 87 11 9
998 It's a shame. They just can't leave work behind when they depart for the winter. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
999 They're Lawyer Geese, for when you Flock Up. 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1000 It's a Louis V formation. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1001 Looks like their heading south to cook the books! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1002 Who knew that 'migrate' and 'commute' were synonyms 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1003 Sadly, they now need papers to enter Florida. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1004 Their corporate structure is naturally a Vee. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1005 Messenger bags? No, that’s pigeons you’re thinking of. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1006 And now the Canadians are taking our jobs. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1007 #CormorantCommute 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1008 Ahh.. Migration lawyers. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful? 1.2700 0.06006 100 81 11 8
1009 More jobs moving south. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1010 They'll be back at 5:00. 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
1011 Amazon new organic drone ain’t bad after all. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1012 They are flying South to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1013 It's a comfort to know that with nature it is business as usual. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1014 That must be a business class section flight. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1015 I kinda hope it means they're not coming back. 1.2683 0.04770 123 95 23 5
1016 They remind me summer is brief. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1017 It seems they have chosen litigation over migration. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1018 I see the Legal Eagles have diversified. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1019 Its deductible if it's work related 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1020 Seasons change. Paperwork is forever. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1021 It means we'll see a spate of new environmental lawsuits in the spring. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1022 Remember when nobody flew with a laptop? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1023 Let's hope this new lawsuit isn't just another wild goose chase. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1024 As usual the overhead bins were full 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
1025 Do you think they heard us when we said taking work on vacation was for the birds? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1026 So glad we didn't fly business class. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1027 We're seeing this in the city too, a migration back to the office. 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
1028 My company’s been migrating back to in-person work, too. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
1029 Yes. They're traveling south. But I doubt it's for pleasure. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1030 Well, at least they didn't shit on us. 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1031 They're okay, but you should have seen the legal eagles fly south! 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1032 Climate change has the geese packing a bit heavier this year... 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1033 They're not leaving for the winter. They're just taking a brief vacation. 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1034 Still another case of bird flu. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1035 It's gonna be a really long winter. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1036 Is that my lost bag from our summer trip 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1037 Air Mail to Canada. 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1038 Looks like Trump is adding to his defense team in Georgia. 1.2662 0.05062 139 113 15 11
1039 Book now through December 31st and your first bag flies free! 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1040 They can work remotely. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1041 Probably immigration paperwork. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1042 Glad to see that the geese are flying Coach this year 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1043 Looks like they won the lawsuit on animal cruelty 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
1044 They came north to file that injunction on the fall hunting season. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1045 It looks like the evidence is flying south. 1.2660 0.05892 94 75 13 6
1046 It's beautiful the way they just carry on. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1047 They can no longer work from the nest. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1048 Look, Canada geese are flying to Mexico with our tax dollars. 1.2650 0.05482 117 95 13 9
1049 Trump's lawyers going south to take a plea. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1050 And they all went to the same law school? 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1051 Must be their carrion baggage. 1.2650 0.05206 117 93 17 7
1052 Looks like Trump's legal team is headed to Georgia. 1.2647 0.04812 102 77 23 2
1053 Gee Alice, they really need to let that baggage go. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
1054 They’ve decided to work from home for the winter. 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1055 Well, they're not legal eagles... 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1056 I guess the meeting went south. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
1057 Just can't duck taxes. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1058 They're handling the pelican briefs. 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1059 Looks like the fight for the foie gras ban is heading south for the winter. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
1060 I knew we would say goodbye to our jobs soon, damn A.I. 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1061 So that’s where all the lost luggage goes. 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
1062 Amazon is definitely committed to fighting unionization. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1063 No one checks baggage these days. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1064 What would David Attenborough say? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
1065 My blue bird of happiness is in fact a duck of dissatisfaction. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
1066 Looks like everyone has to go back to the office! 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1067 Old school offshore banking. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1068 Some birds migrate, some birds litigate. 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1069 I see the work from home program has ended 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1070 Now that all his U.S. lawyers have quit, he wanted a gaggle of lawyers from Canada to fly south to Mar a Lago". 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1071 This is Xi Jinping's NEW way of stealing US secrets. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1072 You know a group of them is called a baggle. 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1073 Personally,I think they’re carrying work-at-home too far. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1074 Looks like they’re flying Southwest this year. 1.2632 0.05294 114 91 16 7
1075 Flock of Legals! 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1076 Nothing ruins a nature moment like commuters honking. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1077 Not sure how they're going to balance those portfolios mid-air. 1.2627 0.05167 118 94 17 7
1078 They're flying business class to the south this winter. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1079 I see Trump has hired a new flock of lawyers. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1080 They used to fly south for the winter; now they just commute instead. 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
1081 If I had known this was the service, I’m not sure I would’ve checked my bag. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1082 Maybe it's Trump's new legal team? 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
1083 do you think those are the nuclear launch codes that went missing a couple of weeks back? 1.2623 0.05309 122 99 14 9
1084 They may be flying south for the winter, but they’ll be working remote. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
1085 I heard they found the documents in those briefcases in the basement at Mar-A-Lago. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1086 The second one from the back sold me life insurance. 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
1087 During mating season they have a lot of brief encounters. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1088 To Fulton County, probably. It looks like he’s run out of legal eagles willing to take the case.” —John Putz Traverse City, Michiga 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1089 Swan Lake really isn’t what it used to be. 1.2619 0.05062 126 101 17 8
1090 Looks like they're going on a brief flight. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1091 I don’t know why they keep calling them, ‘Legal Eagles’? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1092 I remember when people went south for vacation. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1093 I know they’re Boomers because they don’t have backpacks. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1094 Gaggle conference in Boca Raton. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
1095 They are the only lawyers still represent the Trump family. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
1096 Looks like another law firm is heading south for the winter. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1097 Gee, we are lucky to still be working from home. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1098 They're flying to Florida. You know who is out of attorneys. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1099 Not sure. Maybe the tax structure? 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1100 Must be migrating to Southern Corporate Headquarters 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1101 It's their new business class. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1102 Hey look, it’s Donald Trump’s legal team 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1103 Looks like the Canadian economy is heading south. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1104 They're allowed one carrion per flight. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1105 They fly south before each quarterly earnings report. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1106 So that's Business Class. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
1107 The oldest flock still hasn't switched to backpacks. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1108 They just raised $14M in seed funding. 1.2609 0.05106 115 91 18 6
1109 This year it’s a working vacation. 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1110 Duck bills. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1111 They just got laid off from X. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
1112 They're allowed one carry-on. 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
1113 Everybody with a portfolio flies south for the winter. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1114 Looks like Donald's changed law firms again. 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1115 Regardless of how impressive their pitch sounded, I still think they're full of shit. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1116 They used to steal bread crumbs. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1117 I guess they're remote workers. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1118 Fall is all too brief. 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1119 Look! Geese! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1120 They call it V-mail. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1121 I thought they provided very effective counsel, other than all the honking. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1122 Looks like the one bag carry-on limit is in effect again this year. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1123 "And the brain drain continues..." 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
1124 And here I thought only the vultures got a carrion. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1125 The rat race and goose chase seem interchangeable these days. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1126 What they're saying is true—nature DOES mean business! 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1127 I think it’s an LLC of geese. 1.2586 0.04916 116 91 20 5
1128 Someone needs to talk to them about a better work/life balance. 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
1129 All the good jobs are in the sunbelt. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
1130 Visa rejections are getting out of hand 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
1131 They can work remotely from their new home. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1132 It's Trump's latest idea to hide some files 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1133 Are those our investments heading south? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1134 Didn't I always tell you Mr. Dimon's return to office mandate was for the birds? 1.2581 0.05105 124 100 16 8
1135 I had heard the airlines had outsourced luggage service so they could fit in more seats. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1136 I've never seen Gucci geese in the wild before. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1137 They grow up so fast! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1138 Sad. Even the geese can’t avoid taking their work with them on vacation these days. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1139 Your geese is as good as mine. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1140 I’ll always remember this moment as if it really happened 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1141 no they're called scabs. the carrier pigeons are all on strike. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1142 I guess the markets are down. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1143 A new flock of lawyers heading for Mar-a-Lago full of hope and spirit. Silly geese! 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1144 Those are clearly French Canadian Geese. You can tell by their louder honking, elegant feathering and they are all carrying Hermès. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1145 Until last week they were still allowed to work from home. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1146 Wild goose chase. Must be Trump prosecutors. 1.2576 0.05227 132 109 12 11
1147 America's future prosperity relies on migrant workers. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1148 Some geese don't migrate, they litigate. 1.2574 0.05743 101 82 12 7
1149 And you call me a silly goose 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1150 Shouldn’t they be flying south? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1151 First the cat burglars and now the robber ducks. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1152 Even with golden eggs, they have to go back to work in this economy. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1153 And they're less expensive than drones! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1154 I sorta thought they’d stay home after law school. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1155 Canada Geese have a subspecies which are ambulance chasers 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
1156 Airlines are cutting back on overhead space. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1157 New Prime delivery’s fleet 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1158 The work from home model is really out of control 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1159 It looks as though they're taking their case South. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1160 They’re taking return to office very seriously 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1161 Looky here, honey. My files are being transferred to "the cloud". 1.2566 0.05448 113 92 13 8
1162 Oh it’s a business class flock. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1163 I guess nobody checks their bags Anymore when flying anymore 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
1164 They’re lawyers. They’re going to represent the families of Thanksgiving turkeys. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1165 I never knew they took work home with them. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1166 Do you think the V is for Venture Capitalists? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1167 Looks like the judge granted them a continuance until the beginning of spring. 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1168 I bet they just fly through the airport security lines. 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
1169 Looks like more government secrets are headed south. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1170 They must litigate this time of year, it’s an instinctual survival response. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1171 Delaware, probably. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
1172 Their business model is going south. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
1173 This is going to be a real Game changer for business travelers. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1174 They're making a stop-over at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1175 Looks like the flight south now allows one carry-on item. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1176 It's impossible to leave work at home these days. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1177 They are carrying on as usual. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1178 I wonder what they do once they get to the office? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1179 They’re bringing their submissions to the New Yorker offices. 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1180 I guess they missed their plane…. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1181 I guess they're migrating south for tax purposes 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
1182 Backpacks would have been too constraining. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1183 It doesn't look like a brief flight to me. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1184 This island has no internet so the remote workers figured this out. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1185 They aren't coming back next year. They're going to migrate virtually from Mexico. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1186 I do not miss working. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1187 They work remote." 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1188 Migrant law's booming these days! 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1189 The pandemic really did change the workplace. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1190 I guess it's a working vacation, after all. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1191 I guess they got one free carry on. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1192 You can't fly far enough south to escape a good divorce lawyer. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1193 UPS has gone green! 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1194 At least one airline still has Business Class 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1195 Legal eagles in camouflage 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1196 I knew it! I just knew it. And you said I couldn’t invest in the startup selling briefcases to geese 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
1197 Damn, they have one heck of a commute. 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
1198 I want a divorce. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1199 Apparently they were told they couldn’t work remotely anymore. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
1200 Ah, the migration of the Appellate Geese…. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1201 Duck Duck Go 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1202 Nature’s mastery of the work/life balance never ceases to amaze me. 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1203 It’s a brief fly-by! 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1204 Hi Ho. Hi ho. It’s flock to work we go. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1205 Working remotely just gets better and better. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1206 Do you think they are back in the office full-time, or on a hybrid schedule? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
1207 Air Canada must have new carry-on regulations. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
1208 I have this uneasy feeling they will not return in the spring. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1209 I told you, they have an agenda. 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1210 They look like Canada Geese but I think they're actually Conference Geese. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1211 Ah. Trump’s lawyers, heading south for that other trial. 1.2523 0.05952 107 90 7 10
1212 Clever disguises, but I think a flock of lawyers will draw more, not less, fire. 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
1213 So much for work at home... 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1214 I'm beginning to understand why the carrier pigeons are threatening to strike. 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1215 Huh… I didn’t know geese liked to have carrion. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1216 The high flyers are all leaving New York for tax-friendly Florida. 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1217 Wait. So they were going for PLEASURE all those years? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1218 They're on their way to present their investigation of climate change to Congress. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1219 You said our off shore accounts we hidden 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1220 It’s the newest delivery app.: GOOSE. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
1221 They're the lawyers of the bird world. They poop on everything they touch. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1222 Looks like they’ll be working remotely for the winter. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1223 Poor things. They now have to carry migration papers to be allowed back in. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1224 You’re the one who said that checked bag fees were for the birds. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1225 I guess they are evolving into a "work remotely" species 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1226 Looks like Trump's legal team is headed back to Atlanta 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1227 You'd think they'd work from their nest. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1228 You’ve never seen a wild brief chase? 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1229 Working remotely was fun while it lasted. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1230 It so nice living by the Lake but not having to deal with the morning commute anymore. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1231 It looks like corporate profits are going south. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1232 Goddamn migrants just swoop right in and take all the good jobs. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1233 Looks like they're flying to the Southern District of New York. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1234 Like I always said, commuting is for the birds. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1235 With the current state of international politics, even bird migration requires a significant amount of paperwork. 1.2500 0.04766 108 84 21 3
1236 I bet they work for the Goose that lays the golden eggs. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1237 I'm trying not to think about work, but I feel like work finds a way to think about me. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
1238 Makes sense." 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1239 Coulda taken a plane but they didn't want to pay a carry-on fee 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1240 ‘It looks like business travel’ 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
1241 Each year they return from Canada with a year's supply of prescription medicine. 1.2500 0.05923 96 79 10 7
1242 I suppose they are only permitted one carry-on. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1243 I think they just like working remote better. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1244 I wonder.... never mind. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1245 I hear they work for crumbs. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1246 I wonder if they expense their business trips??? 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
1247 They’ve only got 5 more years until retirement and can afford to go south every winter. 1.2500 0.04581 108 83 23 2
1248 Look, the annual migration of Air Canada accountants. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1249 There must be a boating accident up-river! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1250 Yes, they are flying south...to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1251 I’m always reminded of work. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1252 Trump’s missing subpoenaed documents going south for the winter. 1.2500 0.05757 104 86 10 8
1253 Do you remember when we used to scoff at the threat of Avian Intelligence? 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
1254 Is business season 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
1255 I agree, it does seem like a conflict of interest to outsource the environmental impact report to this organization. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1256 See Shirley? No one is checking luggage anymore. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1257 Ah, commuters. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1258 Looked up "men briefcase gift" once and the adds a wont stop 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1259 ‘Even those guys don’t get checked baggage now.’ 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1260 I would hunt them but all the paperwork I’d be getting myself into just isn’t worth it. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1261 They're taking work at home to a whole-new level! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1262 Strange. My stock portfolio is going south, too. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1263 To me, the difference between Canadian geese and legal eagles is pretty darn obvious. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1264 It's hard to carry your immigration papers without pockets. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1265 Those Canadians ! Trying to claim their trip south as a business expense again ! 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1266 Ever since the airport strike, getting your luggage has been a wild goose chase 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1267 Looks like they finally clamped down on the migrate-from-home policy. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1268 Looks like they are off to settle another migration dispute with the U.S.. 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1269 They need their paperwork prepared for the crossing of the northern border. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1270 Is that the fly by night legal firm you mentioned? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
1271 My guess is they're flying south to join Trump's legal team. 1.2477 0.05554 109 90 11 8
1272 The Department of Fish and Wildlife is now requiring them to carry their migration papers. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1273 I’m telling you once you bring souvenirs, you’ll be expected to bring something back every time. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1274 You sure we made the right decision by choosing Aflac? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1275 Look, lawyers flying south to Mar-a-Lago for the winter 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1276 They're so dedicated, it gives you goosebumps! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1277 Well honey, they did predict that most of our work would be going overseas. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1278 Notice the ‘c-suite’ formation. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1279 See? No one can afford to check a bag anymore. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1280 Carry-on bags keep getting smaller. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1281 Headed back to the office. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1282 I'm surprised they don't just tele-migrate. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
1283 When it absolutely, positively has to be there in about a week.” 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1284 I told you Avian Intelligence was a threat. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1285 I don't think they'll be back. 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1286 They don’t migrate. They commute. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1287 They used to use pigeons. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1288 These days it seems like everyone has to find a side-gig. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1289 It's rare to see an entire firm that specializes in fowl play. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1290 It looks like the law office of Gosling, Gander and Shelducks is flying south for the winter. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
1291 Looks like Trump’s new legal team is heading to Florida. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
1292 I don't like work trips 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
1293 Flying south for the leather. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
1294 Ah, the advantages of working from home! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1295 Perhaps files being secretly returned to the White House. 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1296 Since they don't fly south any more they decided get full time jobs. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1297 Well, that meeting sure went south. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1298 They're headed to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1299 Brief trip, they'll be back in the Spring 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
1300 They're really making everyone return to the office these days. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1301 Their boss said they can no longer work remotely." 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1302 Looks like the work from home policy around here is not very lenient. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1303 That's the firm that got Canada geese to be declared a federally protected species. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1304 Oh Amazon, your drones are lovelier and lovelier. 1.2458 0.05374 118 98 11 9
1305 I guess they’re working remotely for the winter. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1306 Winging it on Wall Street 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1307 There goes Trump's newest legal team. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
1308 I thought it was called The PELICAN Brief. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1309 They”re allowed one carry-on bag. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1310 Birds of a feather play stocks together. 1.2453 0.04408 106 81 24 1
1311 The latest in avian technology: cloud storage! 1.2453 0.05330 106 86 14 6
1312 Apparently it was quite a settlement. 1.2451 0.06143 102 87 5 10
1313 So that’s how the fake Hermès bags get here 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1314 Now that's a truly special delivery. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1315 Margaret, are those Birkins? 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1316 Nature is so full of wonder. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1317 I guess it's back to Zoom meetings. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1318 It's not really looking good for spring, is it? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1319 Oh no. A bird brain drain. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
1320 Oh, now that’s what I call flying business class! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
1321 There go the Prosecutors!! 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1322 Nope... I'm sure they're not legal eagles! 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1323 Betcha the boss told 'em they can't work remotely anymore. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1324 He's hiring the one New York law firm willing to relocate to Georgia for the full 6 months. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1325 Turns out, they hated Florida. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1326 When lawyers get wind of a potential lawsuit, they can't help but flock. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1327 The police just said it’s out of their jurisdiction …. Still beautiful though! 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
1328 They're breaking the mould of a traditional accounting firm. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1329 They’re Canada lawyer geese. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1330 Huh, I knew they flew south for the winter but I had no idea they flew east for tax season 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
1331 See. They pack light" 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1332 They’ve been having trouble agreeing on a migration strategy. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1333 Birds of a feather do business together. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1334 They used to fly south before the return-to-office mandate. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1335 They’re the new IRS hires. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1336 Yes, that is actually the Japanse salary man goose. Very rare. 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1337 Guess his legal team is heading to Florida. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1338 Probably on their way to Mar a Lago with more top secret government documents. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1339 These in-office requirements are getting ridiculous 1.2430 0.04569 107 83 22 2
1340 Duck Deposition 1.2430 0.04759 107 84 20 3
1341 I guess he couldn’t find any Eagles to represent him? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1342 Looks like they’re heading out East this weekend. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1343 They defend Florida Man. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1344 I guess this time, they're gone for good. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1345 Look, it's Canada's brain drain! 1.2430 0.04372 107 82 24 1
1346 These checked luggage fees are getting ridiculous. No one is safe. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
1347 I suppose that's another way to send out a newsletter. 1.2427 0.04464 103 79 23 1
1348 i guess they are ducking out early this year 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1349 It's Down, Peck, Honk & Gaggle. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1350 It's a working migration. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1351 Well, takes "remote work" to new heights! 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1352 Remember last year when Frank got you lost? Are you sure you want him in front again? 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1353 They take the train home. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1354 Looks like trouble in River City. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1355 They’re heading to the annual Auditbon Society meeting. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1356 So this is what Spirit Airlines does with its “special discount” check-in baggage… 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1357 Guess they started offering carry-on luggage for the flights. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
1358 All this time I thought only vultures carried briefcases! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1359 Same as any other air travel... That's the last we've seen of our luggage. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1360 The real reason they go south is to avoid taxes. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1361 Looks like they got that Cease and Desist letter approved: no hunting season this year... 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1362 You’d think flying somewhere warm would require less baggage. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1363 People believe that the V formation is about aerodynamics. It really just signifies vacation. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1364 Oh jeez, looks like it's gonna be a long winter. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1365 As expected, the executives always get to fly. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1366 Yep, much better chance of our luggage reaching our destination than if we checked it at the airport. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1367 thanksgiving Home Office 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1368 That’s odd. I thought geese preferred Gucci. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1369 They used to fly south but after they went to the weed store there all over the map. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1370 I'm moving my documents to the cloud 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1371 New regulations, they now have to document their status as migratory birds in order to cross the border. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1372 They're off to Mar-a-Lago." 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1373 They’re heading south for the winter’s election fraud case. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1374 I’m surprised they haven’t gone paperless yet. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
1375 There goes Trump’s new defense team. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1376 And I thought my commute was long. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1377 Wow, here’s a rare sighting of the less popular serious goose. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1378 Briefsflock! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1379 Oh, fuck! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
1380 All the money is heading offshore these days. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1381 Now is clearly a bad time to be an undocumented migrant. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1382 They either overpacked or they're going on an extremely long flight. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1383 Come back soon! And don't forget to get everything notarized! 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1384 The legal profession is for the birds. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
1385 Obviously, they have no problems at baggage claim. 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
1386 Casual Fridays have gotten SO loosey-goosey! 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
1387 So that explains how the classified documents are being snuck out of The White House. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
1388 I am amazed they haven’t switched to backpacks yet 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1389 One of Nature's miracles, geese flying south for tax reasons 1.2404 0.05715 104 87 9 8
1390 Canada accountants 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1391 Five Geese with a valise, that means peace in the middle east. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1392 Heard they had a pretty big Nest Egg. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1393 Bird Brains 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1394 You're right, that is weird. Usually they check their bags when heading south for the winter. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1395 Geese? No, legal eagles. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1396 I would honk too if that was my commute. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1397 Imagine what it took to breed carrier geese. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1398 Florida has a shortage of lawyers right now. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1399 I hear they're representing a quack doctor. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1400 The Feeders have moved to Florida 1.2396 0.06060 96 81 7 8
1401 Guess they didn't see our honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1402 Fly, my pretties! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1403 They stopped going south now that they can work remotely. 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
1404 I guess they’re working from home now, too! 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1405 Legal eagle has a little more cachet than legal goose. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1406 Why can’t you pack light like that when we go south? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1407 There go the classified documents. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1408 Dang ambulance chasers! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1409 Wow, I thought they left all their shit on our front yard. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1410 noo they took all our briefcases 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1411 Well, somebody has to enforce the Clean Water Act. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1412 That's a big honking deal. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1413 Sheesh, a real fly-by-night firm, huh? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1414 They're going to Florida to defend some clown. That's why I said they were silly. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1415 I wonder if they had to go through security. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1416 It's Trump's new legal team - Quack, Squawk, and Flighty Esq. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1417 Looks like business class has gone to the birds 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1418 It’s just so expensive to check a bag. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1419 You gotta have tons of identification to get across the border these days." 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1420 I guess the "work-from-nest" policy didn't work out 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1421 They must be heading south to Mar a Lago. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1422 Geese that work for attorneys: para-eagles. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
1423 I will miss homeschooling them. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1424 Looks like Congress is out of session. 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1425 The personal injury geese follow a day or so behind. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1426 Trump's latest legal team flying south to Georgia. 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
1427 Sounds like legal-geese to me 1.2381 0.05332 105 86 13 6
1428 their manager called: said home office is over. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1429 Guess they get only one carry-on each. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1430 That law brief I wrote was definitely for the birds, but I can't believe they took it. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
1431 Looks like everyone is now storing their data in the cloud. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1432 They are not coming back. 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1433 Huh. I thought the legal profession had already gone south. 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1434 Why don't they just work from home. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1435 Hope their business proposal flies. 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1436 They're heading down to one of the Trump trials. Something about a gaggle order. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1437 I always wondered how Amazon delivered to Alaska in the winter 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1438 See honey, working from home has really caught on 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1439 Back in the olden days a few honks sufficed 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1440 I see the Canadian Postal Service is on strike again. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1441 Yes, this year those handles are sewn on securely ! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1442 Sad, even they have to to take work home, and they work remotely. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1443 It looks like a tough winter for the Canadian economy. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1444 Looks like they're tired of working from home. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1445 Frequent flier miles files — say that three times fast. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1446 Now they fly south for a seminar 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1447 I don’t envy their commute. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1448 Whoever said remote work is 'for the birds' sure knew what he was talking about.... 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1449 Never mind. It's none of our business. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1450 Seems these days, no one can really get away from the office. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
1451 « They are going on a business trip » 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1452 Birds of a feather carry Italian leather 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1453 They didn't used to have such large bills, either. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1454 I guess Trump ran out of US lawyers. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1455 Wow, talk about upwardly mobile! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1456 They must be flying Southwest for the winter. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1457 This gives me an idea for a book. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1458 It’s one of Amazon’s new delivery systems. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1459 I guess they're commuting to work. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1460 The migration rules allow one piece of carry-on. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1461 I guess nobody’s safe from Return to Office mandates. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1462 They should really look into e-filing. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1463 trumps missing ballots 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1464 Working from home has really changed the yearly migration. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1465 I'm having an M.C. Escher moment ! 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1466 I guess it beats "A dog ate my homework." 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1467 I’d heard climate change was impacting migratory habits, but some things you have to see to believe. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1468 They’re off to goose the numbers. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1469 At least they're not flying Delta. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1470 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1471 They must be running out of lawyers in Florida 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1472 Their company is making them return to the office three days a week. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1473 Now even birds have started to fly business class. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1474 I'll bet they were told they would need extra documentation at the border crossing. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1475 Remember when they used to be free birds? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1476 Duck hunting season brings out their attorneys. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1477 I guess they're limited to one carry-on 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1478 No, they're *Canada* lawyers. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1479 You don't often see matching luggage in ducks. 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1480 Beats paying checked luggage fees, I suppose. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1481 Seems Trump has hired a new team of birdbrain lawyers… 1.2353 0.05604 102 85 10 7
1482 These birds seem to like business class." 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1483 There go some of Canada's best and brightest geese. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1484 The airline was going to charge them. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1485 Those are the birds who robbed my store. It was a briefcase store. 1.2353 0.05298 119 100 10 9
1486 It’s a run-through of Hermès’ spring collection. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1487 The geese got bumped up to business class this flight! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1488 No no, they've always worked remote. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1489 The story is, that this duck was shot in the leg but was able to return fire and kill the gunman. The family is suing. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1490 The work is migrating. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1491 On the bright side, I don’t have to say a dog ate my homework anymore. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1492 It started during Covid. They found commuting this way was much faster than the train. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1493 Off to lobby congress about the unconscionable pervasiveness of puffy jackets. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1494 Those are legal eagles 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1495 How did Escher ever make that look good? 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
1496 I heard something on the news about missing documents. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1497 Back to the office is for the birds! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1498 The gig economy has really taken over, hasn’t it? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1499 This flight of birds is definately business class 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1500 Looks like Trudeau is calling in the best and the brightest. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1501 Looks like the golf club finally settled. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1502 They're migrating to a warmer tax climate. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1503 They're protesting the mandatory return to in-flight meetings. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1504 I guess they really are making everyone return to the office now. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1505 It’s their supreme courting ritual. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1506 They've got good taste-they're all Hermes! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1507 The storks must have gone south for the winter; hopefully, those babies can breathe in there. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1508 Those are actually American geese… 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1509 Looks like they're bringing work home with them. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1510 They're heading south to chase ambulances for the winter. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1511 Looks like the Department of Labor is goosing the employment statistics again. 1.2336 0.05568 107 90 9 8
1512 They really are pushing for everyone to be back in the office. I guess the days of the Hi-Bird work environment are over. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1513 Now I think Trump's gone too far sharing top secret files 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1514 They're heading South for the law suit season 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1515 They certainly don’t travel light, do they? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1516 Even they know not to check baggage. 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1517 El Nino, just a brief trip this year. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
1518 They work in the office in summer. In Winter they work from home. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1519 Must be a class-action case. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1520 Bye, bye, birdie! 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1521 Geese scabs, the pigeons are on strike. 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1522 Apparently, if you carry a briefcase you can fly in the business class lane. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1523 They’re working remotely this Winter 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1524 Apparently, the trip is going to be a trial for them. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1525 I'd say working from home is officially over. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1526 Why are they migrating north? They have no business there. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1527 Do you think it’s the new Prada collection? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
1528 How do you know if they're super commuting or quiet quitting?" "You don't. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1529 See you on Zoom, Tony! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1530 These fly-by-night tax preparers are a bunch of quacks. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1531 They're from Canada, so they don't know that no one carries briefcases anymore. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1532 Off to Mar-del-Lago 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1533 Let's get the flock out of here! 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1534 Seems the last few lawyers willing to work for Trump left their briefcases behind. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1535 They only charge half what the airlines do and their success rate is double 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1536 FL needs all the attorneys it can get. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1537 Flying to cubicles in the South, I suppose. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1538 Training these geese to carry our luggage will save us thousands in airline baggage fees! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1539 They can afford to spend the winter in Florida. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1540 Oh geez! Now they have to take their papers to get across the border, eh? 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
1541 Wow! I guess the idea of taking your work home with you is really catching on! 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1542 I wonder what’s going down. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1543 Return to office for all, I suppose... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
1544 At least they don’t have to stuff it into overhead compartments. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
1545 Now we know. The economy is going South." 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1546 They might be salaried, but they still need to flock in and flock out every day. 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1547 They are not that smart; they could have emailed the documents. 1.2316 0.05689 95 79 10 6
1548 Is all that honking necessary? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1549 Looks like those birds mean business! 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1550 Cluck in, cluck out. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1551 I heard this is the new way of sending light duckuments. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1552 I guess this is the start of geese meeting season. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1553 I guess that's one way of flying business class. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1554 See those birds? They used to be Twitter executives before the mass layoffs. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1555 Unlike migratory geese, the commuter geese can be easily identified by their ever present briefcases. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1556 Amazon sure is taking 1-day prime shipping to the next level. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1557 Not legal eagles - they're briefs geese. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
1558 Hey guys, it's the weekend. And you're not getting my corner office!! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1559 Everybody's going to law school these days. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1560 It is that time of year. They move South to conduct their business. 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1561 It's the annual retreat. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1562 It must be thrush hour 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1563 I'll miss them. You know it's for good when they take their stuff. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1564 Even ducks need consultants 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1565 Winters they fly south to litigate. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
1566 Love this time of year when our investments take flight. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1567 Maybe the boss was right. Return to office is natural. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1568 I've heard of legal eagles, but this...I dunno 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1569 I guess the days of working at home are officially over. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1570 'That should have been a Zoom call.' 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1571 They're all going for the Speaker job. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1572 Do you think they fly business class? 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1573 Must be heading to Washington to argue that wetlands preservation case at the Supreme Court. 1.2300 0.05660 100 84 9 7
1574 They winter in the Caymans. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1575 This gives new meaning to remote working. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1576 When they’re not honking, pooping, or attacking, they’re doing worse—Lawyering. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1577 They are smart to just take carry-on 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1578 Do you think it's business or pleasure? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
1579 Returning to the office is for the birds 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1580 I plead guilty to hating the sound that they make." 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1581 They’re flying Southwest to claim their water rights. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1582 The lawyers were the flight risk. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1583 I love tax season don't you? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
1584 I thought we moved out of the city to get away from all the rush hour honking. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1585 They're assembling his new defense team. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1586 Don’t you wish you could work remote? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1587 Yup. It's return-to-the-office season. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1588 But they don't even have a lap. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1589 Looks like the ‘return to office’ mandates are really getting out of control. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1590 Commuting? For the birds. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1591 There's a lot of migration work in the south. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1592 I love this time of the fiscal year.” 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1593 So that is how those documents got to Mara Lago. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1594 I too, have baggage 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
1595 Budget migration 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1596 It's predatory behavior. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1597 They're not migrating, just a corporate boondoggle weekend. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1598 They should just keep an extra set of feathers at each end. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
1599 That must be how Trump gets unclassified documents to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1600 Their flights were cancelled. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1601 They just got called back to the office 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1602 Still more documents to Mar-a-Lago? I wonder where these were hidden. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1603 We can't complain about their poop anymore or it will violate the gaggle order. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
1604 Looks like working from the nest is over. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1605 I think their lawsuit is gonna end up being just a wild goose chase. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1606 That's business literally going South 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
1607 Justin Trudeau's legal team is on the move again. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1608 They take their work on vacation too. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1609 Carry on just makes more sense. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1610 These carry-on rules are getting ridiculous. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1611 Bag check fees really are out of control these days. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1612 Is it Monday already? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1613 They must be required to go back to the office now too. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1614 That’s the nice thing about working from home. Your home can be a beach in Florida. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1615 Looks like they're headed for the Cayman Islands this year 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1616 Seems like everyone is going back to the office these days. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1617 This new airline may be unconventional, but it sure is eco-friendly 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1618 Everyone is heading back to the office 1.2268 0.05582 97 81 10 6
1619 Amazon Drone Delivery that doesn’t take away jobs from birds. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1620 I told you this case could go south. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1621 Four are decoys...one has the Coke formula. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1622 Global warming; I think they’re planning to stay longer. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1623 Flying business class is really getting popular again. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1624 It's how we tell the males from the females 1.2268 0.05771 97 82 8 7
1625 Looks like no one's escaping back-to-office orders. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1626 I see Mallard, Mallard, and Eider are moving their office south again" 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
1627 They do not have to worry about the airlines losing their baggage. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1628 Looks like Nature has its own team of environmental lawyers. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1629 I never realized they're pack animals. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1630 How do they plug in the recharger without opposable thumbs? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1631 ...and yet a lot of people think lawyers are sharks. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1632 This only works for baggage check-in to Florida 1.2262 0.04592 84 65 19 0
1633 Return-to-office policies are really getting out of hand. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1634 It's a new breed. Wonder if they know if they're going the wrong way. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1635 This is my favorite time of the year, seeing the lawyers going south for the winter. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1636 Evolution. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1637 Leave it to corporate America to mandate return to the office at the height of duck season. 1.2258 0.05747 93 78 9 6
1638 The V apparently stands for valise only, no carrion. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1639 Here's hoping their legal team will be more successful on a climate change initiative? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1640 All I'm sayin' is they better switch feet every 300 miles or it's carpal tunnel here I come. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1641 How they find work is still not well understood. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
1642 Oh. No, they're not lawyers. 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1643 Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief? Yeah this is nothing like that 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1644 Seasonal migrants taking more jobs away from people 1.2258 0.05540 93 77 11 5
1645 Probably cheaper than checking their luggage. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1646 Migration Papers? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1647 They won the contract to deliver all the suitcases that didn’t fit in the overhead bins. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1648 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have huh? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1649 What's good for the goose...is better for work/life balance. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1650 It's called a working migration. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1651 I hear they have to be in the nest three days a week now. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1652 And they said AI would take our jobs. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1653 Now if they actually make it to Florida in time, we’ll have saved $200 in luggage fees 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1654 Look honey, it's the business class migration. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
1655 So that's where our luggage went. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
1656 Not sure to worry or be grateful. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1657 See? No Gucci this year.." 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1658 Honey, we’re looking at the business end of the flock. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1659 The inventors of Remote Work. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1660 Well it sure looks like they quacked the case. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
1661 There goes the last of us working remotely… 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1662 Guess that how it goes when you work from home, wherever it is. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
1663 It’s naugahyde. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1664 I guess they're heading to Canada since unemploment is, ah, soaring. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1665 Those secret documents are still getting moved around. 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
1666 Looks like Trump’s legal team is heading to Mar-a-Lago for the winter 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1667 They'll be working all winter. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1668 The storks have started contracting out the paperwork. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
1669 They're heading off to the Sustainable Aviation Fuels Summit in Montreal. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1670 I heard that more would work from home this winter. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
1671 Must be time to renegotiate the duvet contract. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
1672 They have just had it with the Canadian fires 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
1673 Looks like they fleeced the flock and are heading south. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1674 Looks like THEY get to work remote all winter… 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1675 They won't be coming back, they're applying for asylum. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
1676 This way, they can write off these trips as a business expense. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1677 ''The stork market must have crashed.'' 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1678 I see Trump is finally getting his defense dream team 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
1679 Oh shoot...I forgot to pack their resumes. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
1680 I guess it’s just a brief flight. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1681 President Biden was caught off guard, as they failed to observe carefully 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1682 Looks like his lawyers are headed back to Mor-a-Largo for the holidays. 1.2234 0.05888 94 80 7 7
1683 They're flying south for the quarter. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1684 Looks like the postal service is experimenting again. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1685 They're legally migrating from Canada. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
1686 They're flying south for the big merger. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1687 I guess its’s true that there is a real shortage of mail carriers 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1688 They’re heading to Palm Springs, and I don’t think they’re coming back 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1689 Taking work home is really for the birds. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1690 Jeez! Even the lawyers! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1691 Obviously a working vacation. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1692 Headquarters wants them back in the office three days a week. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1693 I'm guessing their work-from-nest policy ended. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1694 Everyone works on vacation. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1695 I hear they've decided to work remotely. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1696 I remember when checking luggage was free. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1697 That's so old school...I guess they ran out of drones. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1698 Can't be members of Congress 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1699 I love it when the litigaggle fly south. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1700 During the Covid years they conducted their southern business by Zoom. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1701 These extra baggage fees are really starting to effect everyone. They used to fly with two bags. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1702 Next stop Mar-a-Lago! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1703 Off to meet the Parliament of Owls 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1704 Lawyers always fly south for the winter. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1705 Yup, those finance guys are forever trying to get their ducks in a row... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1706 They're suing Fox News for libelous commentary on migration. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1707 Apparently legal eagles turned states evidence and have been replaced by these silly geese. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
1708 Maybe we should follow them. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1709 WOW! We're lucky to catch a glimpse of the baggage handlers from a low fare airline. Let's mark that on our Life-list. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1710 I always said, babies were a slippery slope. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1711 They don't look like they're interested in coming back for 2024. Frankly, I don't blame them. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1712 "I always thought 'the geese take their business south each year' was just a metaphor." 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1713 Migratory work is really soaring. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1714 I never thought I’d be envious of a goose. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1715 I think one of them is left-handed. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1716 I didn’t know AFLAC air-pooled. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1717 This working from home business is getting out of hand. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1718 They’re knockoffs. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
1719 I always wonder when I see them fly south if they are taking work home with them or if they are going to work. 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
1720 All they do is circle back. 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1721 Seems everyone has baggage this year. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1722 Wow, I guess southwest isn’t getting the weird ones anymore. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
1723 There goes the last of Twitter’s legal team. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1724 A lot of work for a meeting that could have probably been an email. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1725 And I was worried about AI… 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
1726 More Canadian tourists fooled by knock-offs. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
1727 Return to office mandates are getting out of hand. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
1728 So much for legal eagles. 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
1729 Must be nice to have a job… 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1730 Ah, it’s the annual advance team of migration lawyers. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1731 They're trying to compete with drone delivery services, but where one goes, they all go. 1.2212 0.05627 104 89 7 8
1732 The legal staff, just in case anyone challenges their flight path. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
1733 Yes, those are Esquire Geese. They file south in the winter. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
1734 With all that luggage they won't even make it to Jersey. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
1735 Looks like the days of working remotely really are ending. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
1736 Well, it looks like the winter will be brief. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1737 The thing about the backpacks is they never even get off the ground. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
1738 I thought they only delivered babies! 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1739 We’re even losing the birds to lower taxes down south. 1.2211 0.05635 95 80 9 6
1740 If my memory stands correct, don’t geese have webbed feet? Then how are they able to carry their travel documents in those briefcases? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1741 The Canadian cartel is smuggling drugs again. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1742 I blame NAFTA. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1743 The Pelican Brief - Live 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1744 They weren’t a bunch of silly gooses after all, Helen. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1745 Next thing you know, Fido's going to want to work from home, too. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1746 They must be the latest flock of attorneys heading south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1747 I see we're not the only ones affected by checked bag fees. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1748 Can't be Canadian geese; they never take their work home with them. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1749 That meeting probably should have been a honk. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1750 I hear they're filming LaCarre's unfinished final work "The Canada Brief" uplake. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1751 I dread these long continuances. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1752 I wonder if they are related to carrier pigeons? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1753 The Avian counsel: they swoop in, squawk a lot, poop everywhere and fly out. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1754 The law offices of Mallard, Mallard, Mallard, Mallard, and Mallard… 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1755 Oh great now we’ll have to return to the office, too 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
1756 Maybe it was a complement when the boss called me a birdbrain. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1757 Amazon is really cutting back on labor costs. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1758 There goes the Aflac legal defense team. Every year they have to go down and get that duck out of some shit. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1759 They’re off to work for the winter, but they summer in the Hamptons. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1760 Flocking lawyers! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1761 They'll be back in the spring. It's just business. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1762 Bet they can’t wait to start working from home. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1763 I can’t believe they’re writing off migration as a business expense now. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1764 It looks like they have all their ducks in a row. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1765 They must be flying south for the trial 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
1766 Typically, they're accompanied by a flock of secretary birds. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1767 Lobbyists. 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
1768 Is that supposed to be the dossier, or the classified documents... I can't keep track. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1769 What’s that saying? Birds with leather flock together? 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1770 Look at them, Amy, they became adults! 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
1771 Well.. shoot 1.2190 0.05238 105 88 11 6
1772 Everyone's going back to the office. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1773 Defense attorneys in “Clean Parks v Canadian Geese”. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1774 Could those be highly classified documents? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1775 The new work from home rules have changed everything. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1776 Chanel now offers couture air mail returns. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1777 Looks like the economy is headed south again. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1778 Management's way too serious about this RTO policy. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1779 There was an error in delivery. The briefs were meant for the pelicans. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
1780 Environmental lobbyists — and you should see what they do to the lobby. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1781 Without seeing their badges, I can't tell what conference they are going to. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1782 Looks like they're flying Southwest 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1783 I’ll never understand legaleese. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1784 I see Trump's lawyers are headed south again... sh**ing on everything along the way. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1785 Looks like Trump's legal team, flying South for the documents case. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1786 The Audubon Society Legal Department is defending a lawsuit against Donald Duck. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
1787 Hybrid working is getting out of hand. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1788 Looks like it's going to be a long winter. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1789 Too bad they can't just migrate from home. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1790 How about that! Nothing like a good law firm to protect you from predators!” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1791 Crossing the border is so much more complex post-pandemic. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
1792 I guess the border rules are getting stricter. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1793 They can make it from New York to Mar-A-Lago in three days 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1794 I believe they are headed for Mar-a-Lago 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1795 Off to Florida for another class-action lawsuit? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
1796 Well, well, well. The office climate has certainly changed. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1797 Relaxation isn't even for the birds. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
1798 Didn't they use to work from home? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1799 Yeah, it was advertised as a ‘hybrid position,’ but it honestly feels like they fly south for the winter every year. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1800 Hey, look! That quack law firm is leaving town. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1801 The snow birds on their way to Florida. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
1802 I told them about Zoom but they wouldn't listen. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1803 I heard that some classified documents didn't make it yet to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1804 There goes the only matching luggage set I ever owned. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1805 They’re headed to Georgia. 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
1806 I guess we are all multitasking these days 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
1807 They are sick of baggage fees. 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1808 I never thought they'd go to work on Wall Street. I had such high hopes for them when they got into Harvard Law School. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
1809 They'll be gone til at least 5. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1810 Well, the governor did call for the arrest of undocumented migrants. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1811 Working from home is getting out of hand 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1812 « I guess free lunch really is for the birds » 1.2174 0.05535 92 77 10 5
1813 I never considered them to be a flight risk. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1814 Trump’s new strategy is a legal team from Canada. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1815 They fly south for Q4 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1816 St. Martins Day! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1817 Gucci, Gucci, goose? 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
1818 South to Mar-a-Lago. I hear he's adding to the legal team again. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1819 It's more a firm than a flock. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1820 Since they are going to Florida anyway, Trump has hired them to be his legal defense team. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1821 That's the group in business class. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1822 I had read a sequel to 'TheWolf of Wall Street' was in the works. 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
1823 They got called back to the office a few month ago, but this time management really means it. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1824 Taxes are lower in Florida. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1825 Wow, looks like their back-to-the-office policy kicked back in. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
1826 I guess they haven't discovered Zoom! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1827 Mar-a-Lago, but it's a different flock each year. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1828 This defense is really heading south 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1829 The most stirring part is their travel hours are billable. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1830 I suppose they're filing south for the winter 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1831 In the days before I-Pads, these birds used to fill the sky. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1832 Oh, it’s just a work trip. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1833 They litigate south for the winter 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1834 Even the birds are taking their business to Florida. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1835 I could have sworn they were flocks not schools. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1836 When the Air Canada agent said that those checked carry-ons would arrive on a later flight, did she factor in migration? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1837 As you can see it's just a brief flight. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1838 "Trump is going south faster than they can fly to defend him." 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1839 THEY'RE PUTTING CARRIER PIGEONS OUT OF BUSINESS 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1840 "It's a new LLC...'Honkers Without Borders'". 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
1841 There go the briefs to Mar Lago 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1842 I guess this will be the last migration 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1843 They'll learn. When you take work home it's like you're still at wor 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1844 I wondered who bought all the stuff from Coach. 1.2157 0.05329 102 86 10 6
1845 I guess they’re still required to go in a couple days a week. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1846 They don’t go anywhere without their laptops. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1847 The newest cloud storage solution seems a bit literal. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1848 The quack lawyers are migrating to Congress 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1849 Can't tell if they are migrating or emigrating. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1850 It's going to be a long winter. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1851 Drone delivery didn't work out. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1852 They can work virtually in Mexico! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1853 They are trying to catch the trade winds 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1854 "Oh good, they're legal geese, not eagles." 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
1855 Oh, that reminds me. I quit my job yesterday. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1856 I feel like everything's gotten so corporate. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1857 There's been a mass exodus ever since he renamed it X. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
1858 As a large language model, I am unable to provide a caption for this cartoon. My capabilities are focused on text generation and interpretation, and I do not have the functionality to analyze or interpret images. 1.2151 0.05892 93 80 6 7
1859 This Canadian consults just flew in and shat all over the place. Good riddance. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
1860 Migration sure has changed since I was a kid! 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1861 I’ve trained them to take their poop back to Canada. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
1862 Don't they have Zoom? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1863 I feel a migrate coming on! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1864 Commutes are for the birds 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1865 I don't think it's called a gaggle if they are lawyers. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1866 It must be morning rush hour with all that honking. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
1867 I guess Grey Goose wants everyone back in the office. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
1868 Well, I've always said that working is for the birds. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1869 I told them they could work remotely. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1870 And to think they won't be back until next Tax Day. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1871 Some days I wish I hadn't quit the goose chase. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1872 He had to sell his plane to cover his legal bills 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1873 Donald likes their cleavage. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1874 Look, a gaggle of lawyer geese! ‘Probably heading south for Mar-a-Lago. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1875 Just one suitcase for the whole winter. They must not have as many shoes as you do.” 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
1876 And I thought they were just lazy-ass Canada Geese--it's all that baggage! Brenda Beasley-Forrest, Beaufort, S 1.2143 0.05664 98 84 7 7
1877 A change in venue should help their case… 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
1878 Look at that, the annual flock of ‘legals’ flying south for the winter… 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1879 I guess their work from home days are over. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1880 I've always said that paperwork is for the birds. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1881 My god! Another version of “The Office”! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1882 They're lobbyists for the Migratory Birds Convention Act. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1883 It probably is beautiful up there but I don't envy their commute. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1884 Looks like that deal is going south! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1885 Trump’s new defense team. Not exactly legal eagles, but if you’ve got multiple gag orders to defy, these are the guys you want on the ground. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1886 Yep, in this upside down world 'free as a bird' no longer applies. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1887 Fly safe. We'll see you back for tax season. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1888 They're flying south for the merger. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1889 'Our investment company "Golden Egg" advised us not to keep all our eggs in one basket.' 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
1890 With airline charges for checked luggage now, pretty much everyone takes just a carry-on when flying. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
1891 They're heading south for what could have been an email. 1.2135 0.05865 89 76 7 6
1892 Wow these guys can literally work from anywhere. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1893 I used to see a lot more of them, but now most of our geese are fully remote. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1894 I thought Zoom would end this. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
1895 Looks like they’re moving to Canada for good. Can’t say as I blame them. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1896 They all go to Canada for the free health care, but mark my words. They'll be back in the winter. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1897 I guess that’s what they mean about taking all your cares away. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1898 When I think of all those years that I had to take a crowded bus to the office... 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1899 OK I know it’s a long commute but only twice a year! 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
1900 Again, they're called CANADA Briefs. A Canadian brief could be any brief from Canada. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1901 Look,Martha. Even snowbirds are still working from home! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1902 It must be that time of year. The lawyers are migrating back to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1903 When PIGs* fly. * Personal Injury Geese 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1904 I have a feeling that company is goosing its numbers. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1905 Migrants’ paperwork must be a nightmare these days. 1.2130 0.05104 108 91 11 6
1906 All the legal eagles said no 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1907 Won’t be long before we’re all returned to office… 1.2130 0.04753 108 89 15 4
1908 I wish my company supported remote work 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1909 I wish it was that easy 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1910 Their commute is the toughest part of their job. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1911 You can tell winter is coming on...the geese are flying south with their immigration documents in case they get stopped at the border coming back in the spring. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
1912 Birds of a feather quit together 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1913 The required migration paperwork is getting out of hand. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1914 I guess job migration season is here 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
1915 Business Class geese always head South ahead of the Economy geese. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1916 There's always one that has to be different 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1917 They may not look like attorneys, but they sure are as aggressive and self assertive as some. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1918 Legal eagle posers. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
1919 The number of cases in the air does seem to be extraordinary. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1920 I hear it's a faster service than carrier pigeon. 1.2125 0.06083 80 68 7 5
1921 They're heading for Manhattan to join his dodos." 1.2124 0.04941 113 95 12 6
1922 Ah, the magnificent “honk-honk,” of the American Esquire Goose tweeting their migration to Mar-a-Lago to start primary season. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1923 I never open attachments. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1924 You’re only allowed one carry on 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1925 It never gets old. Lawyers flying South for the indictment season. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1926 Huh, probably empty except for their phones. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
1927 The days of working from home have officially gone south! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1928 They don't see why eagles should get all the work 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1929 Those Canadians, such show-offs. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1930 So that's how migrating files to the cloud works 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1931 GodDAMNit i told you this was a stupid idea! If these geese drop any of those bags of fentanyl in the lake were out a half a million dollars 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1932 Looks like today they’re flying Business Class! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1933 Honk if you get work. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1934 Still beats FedEx!! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1935 I feel like they weren't really listening to my deposition. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1936 Remote work is now at a whole new level 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
1937 I wonder if they can beat the spy balloon 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1938 Think the President will remember which one has the nuclear codes? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1939 Another working vacation. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1940 I’m leaving you too 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1941 Going south is harder now that they all have laptops. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1942 I am wondering what is in those bags… 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1943 It's now easy to identify the snow birds. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
1944 Maybe they know something about the next election we don't. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1945 Yeah, I heard Grey Goose ended its remote work policy and is making everyone come in the office 5 days. Looks like only the executive team is on board.” Meg Cino, Manahawkin, N 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1946 Looks like the snow birds are are still working from home! 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
1947 And when the flu season ends, they'll return to the office once again. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1948 Now it’s the Canadian’s flying in fake designer bags! 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1949 Looks like they’re migrating to the Cayman Islands again this year. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
1950 It appears they are flying Business Class this year. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1951 This was one of their brief stays. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
1952 Everyone wants to make partner 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
1953 I love the annual migration of the fowlios. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
1954 Looks like Trump's legal eagles are heading to court. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1955 I guess everybody works on vacation these days. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
1956 We Work " is going South....... 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1957 I guess the market is going south. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1958 I just don’t think the court is going to believe that is how those classified documents ended up in Florida. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1959 If I had luggage that nice, I'd go too. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1960 Well, that was easy - should've known what they were asking as settlement would be birdseed. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1961 This hybrid work thing just isn’t natural. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1962 Well, it was bound to happen eventually. They're going after the airlines. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1963 Hell of a commute. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1964 Well, that confirms it. The pandemic really is over… 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1965 When autocorrect goes wrong Dall-E edition: “Annual Canadian goose litigation. *migration.” 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1966 They’re gonna get away with it this time for sure. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1967 Someone should tell him a gag order isn't the same as a gaggle order. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1968 Look honey, they're commuting. 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1969 Canadian companies are getting more like Americans. Geese have to take work on their vacations there, too! 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
1970 I told you it would work. We are NEVER paying to check bags again! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
1971 Job growth this month is sky high. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1972 Susan look - it’s Mister Car Wash’s marketing team. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1973 Mar-a-Lago. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1974 Great, next they all get SUVs 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
1975 Are those Louis Vuitton? …nah they’re probably knock off’s 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1976 Honey, did you leave our legal documents on the front yard again? 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1977 They can work from home for the season. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1978 I thought they were working remotely. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1979 There’s no business like geese business. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1980 I miss the days where they would meet on Zoom. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
1981 Do Trump’s new lawyers know it’s hunting season? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1982 So much for Canadian healthcare. 1.2091 0.05182 110 94 9 7
1983 Strange! They're all flying Business Class! 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1984 Lawyers going south for the winter 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1985 It's just group of workaholics from Canada 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
1986 No Henry..................The ducks do not have it better than you 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1987 I thought they called them "vulture" capitalists... 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1988 they plan to work remotely 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1989 They actually pack a bunch of turds in those bags and just dump 'em out on lawns, golf courses, public parks — wherever — as soon as they get down to the States. Yeah, no, it's true. They don't really shit that much. They fly the turds down there. 1.2088 0.05954 91 79 5 7
1990 It must be another RICO case. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
1991 That business is heading south. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1992 I'm always confused by the legalgeese. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1993 I wonder if they'll like working remotely 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1994 They must be working on the Pillow case. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
1995 I did tell you we were on a goose chase to find the missing documents. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
1996 There used to be legal eagles now it's just garrulous geese. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1997 Looks like the trial is over and the legal quacks are flying south for the next one. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1998 They’re flying Business Class 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1999 What do you expect in fly-over country? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2000 They should be able to work from home. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2001 They are on their way to Washington. They just won seats in the house 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2002 I read that based on recent presidential polling data they flew to D.C. to raise concerns over potential future migration limitiations on our northern border 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2003 There go our tax dollars. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2004 Going fully remote has its advantages. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2005 Oh look… another White House gaggle on their way to Mar-a-Lago 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2006 They're delivering for Amazon now 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2007 Off to another office where they will squawk a lot, poop all over and then fly off again. 1.2079 0.05324 101 86 9 6
2008 Yep, they have to go in twice a week as well. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2009 Snow birds with carry-on.. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2010 Are they ducking the conference? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2011 Must be in in the foie gras business. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2012 They're really taking this return-to-office thing seriously, huh? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2013 The Georgia case is attracting a lot of unusual legal talent. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2014 I guess my commute isn’t so bad after all. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2015 I guess it couldn’t just be an email. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
2016 With the impact of climate change on their habitats, it was only a matter of time before they lawyered up. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2017 Someone must be hunting without a license. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2018 Looks like everyone's ducking out. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2019 There goes Giuliani's secret files to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2020 I don't care if they do control the House they still poop on our dock 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2021 The vulture capitalists won't be far behind. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2022 There must be another Aflac convention. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2023 Ok I guess it’s time to go back into the office. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2024 No, I don’t think any of those are a Birkin. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2025 Trumps’ legal team is flying the coop! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2026 Ugh.. Remote workers are going back to the office 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2027 Oh good, nature is healing. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2028 In office work is now mandatory. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2029 Boy, did that meeting ever head south 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
2030 Trump's flock of new lawyers migrating to Georgia. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2031 They’re filing amicus briefs on that EPA appeal. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2032 Employers require them to return to the office now that the bird flu epidemic is contained. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2033 Seems working remotely is really over. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2034 You see, birds of a feather do business trips together. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2035 They’re flying to South Beach for the winter. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2036 I hope their work at least covers those travel expenses 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2037 I’d love to have a work from anywhere job for winter too 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2038 I guess everyone is having a hard time even the birds are working 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2039 Must be Trump’s staff. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2040 Vultures, at least, I would understand. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2041 First cold day and they duck out. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2042 More indictments for the ex-president. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2043 It's all about healthcare. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2044 Look at that. Even snowbirds can’t retire anymore. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2045 Disgruntled ex Twitter employees 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2046 I heard their firm litigated the Sullenberger Murders. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2047 Accessories have become so seasonal. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2048 By George, they *are* Trump's lawyers. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2049 Their travel time doubled when they insisted on using apps to navigate. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2050 They're flying south for tax season. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
2051 Reading and flying has become the new drinking and driving 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2052 Even the AI drones are going back to the office. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2053 It's Mother Goose's firm. They passed the bar with flying colors. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
2054 Studying climate change is for the birds. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
2055 They use their travel points for hotel upgrades. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2056 They aren't packing light this year. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2057 My god! It’s every brief case I’ve ever lost! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2058 They'll circle back in Q2. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2059 Looks like they are litigating south for the winter! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2060 At this time in the year, they always fly south and take their ill gotten gains to some off-shore tax haven. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2061 You have to train a dozen to carry a single set of golf clubs, but it’s still cheaper and more reliable than checking your luggage when flying South for the holidays. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2062 Just Lame Ducks 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2063 Yep...there they go again....following their people to Florida for the winter. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2064 Another wedge against working from home. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2065 Carryon keeps getting larger 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2066 Well, you really need to lawyer up if you are a migrant these days. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2067 Worst time to get the tube 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2068 This year I hear they're flying south for business, not pleasure. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2069 This is proof positive that commuting is for the birds. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2070 Now that they have the internet they can work wherever they go. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2071 Guess nobody’s safe from return to work policies 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2072 It’s not often you see such serious geese. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2073 Watch out... Those geese do their business everywhere they go. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2074 Birds are flying the corp 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2075 They’ll be back 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
2076 They hope to pass as 'legal eagles.'" 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2077 They're off to their corporate winter retreat 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2078 They’re all defensive attorneys for quacks. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2079 Our legal system appears to be going south. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2080 Well they are lot bigger than a carrier pigeon 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2081 They must be lawyers. You can tell by how they're squawking at each other. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2082 Now that Covid is over, they're going back to the office 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2083 debt migration 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2084 Don’t worry, they’ll circle back in Q1 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2085 Looks like they have to move back in with their their parents too. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2086 It looks like Canada Goose just had their board meeting. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2087 They do seem more organized this year. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2088 …this move looks permanent 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2089 This is the last time we fly Air Canada, eh. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2090 Look! The Snow Birds flying South 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2091 I guess everyone does come with some form of baggage. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2092 Think they’re leaving for good this time? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2093 Honk no to return-to-office mandates 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2094 I told you they like Birkin Bags. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2095 I heard they go to Florida for the tax break. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
2096 Workaholics flying south for the winter... 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2097 They must have seen the latest polls 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2098 Looks like the money’s going south! 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2099 Now even migrating geese have Business Class. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
2100 It seems Trump has run out of US lawyers so he’s bringing some in from Canada. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2101 They aren’t flying south, they’re getting out of the country! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2102 Another flock of fly by night lawyers. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
2103 Legal briefs for crossing into Florida. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2104 Wait, economy class will follow… 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
2105 I think the return to office policy has gone too far. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2106 Their law degrees won’t help them. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2107 those look like geese with briefcases 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2108 Before the journey south, they transfer their files to the cloud. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2109 I didn't expect the return to office would take off like that. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2110 Uh oh, looks like George Santos's legal team is heading back to Washington! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2111 You never used to see this till remote work became such a thing 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2112 They don't like to check their laptops in baggage. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2113 Business class is so worth it! You get extra room for your legs AND your wings. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2114 Must be an ad for a new carry-on bag 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2115 It's weird since they stopped checking their bags. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2116 You guys are smarter than us. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2117 I think he's run out of other options. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2118 Those are lawyers - the rest will try to migrate soon. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2119 Look, honey! We're not the only ones" 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2120 Amazon is really trying to reduce their carbon footprint. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2121 It MUST be bad if the attaches are leaving the country. (Sorry - I don't know how to put the accent on attaches...SB).... 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2122 I heard that their mother imprinted on a hedge fund manager. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2123 They must be late for a meeting. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2124 Looks like they packed their things and leaving town 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2125 They must be going to therapy. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2126 I’m sure it’s just a historical reenactment of some kind — all the ones I study simply use email. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2127 I think he said, “Honk if you like remote work.” 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2128 Close your mouth, Stan. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2129 I guess Canadian politeness really IS a myth. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2130 Almost forgot my laptop. That would have really sucked. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2131 I think remote working is reaching its limits! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2132 There they go. A gaggle of lawyers, off to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2133 Obviously they are planning on working remotely. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2134 It's sad they have to take their work with them when they're on vacation. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2135 I don't think they plan On coming back 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2136 Checking bags has just gotten too expensive." Scott Edson, Fort Worth, Texa 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2137 These one fly south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2138 flying south to Mer a largo for the document case 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2139 Actually these are the dumber ones who require flight charts. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2140 Honey this is what I was talking about - they think they can just fly in and take our jobs! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2141 Sure enough. While we’re up here enjoying the “seasons” they have to rub it in every year. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
2142 They like carry-ons because checking bags is a pain. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
2143 Turns out our Doctors Without Borders were all quacks. 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
2144 Return-to-work is truly for the birds. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
2145 aint no fuckin way 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
2146 Must be the new managerial subspecies we’ve been hearing about. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
2147 Never heard of Zoom? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2148 They’re Canadian, so mostly just beer. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2149 Looks like it's a working vacation. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2150 Well I’m glad my commute isn’t that long. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2151 Well, I guess everyone can work from home now. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2152 I told you Congress was taking an early recess 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2153 Donald Trump can no longer hire a human lawyer. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2154 I know Canadians are hard working but I had no idea that extended to their geese. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2155 They are taking jobs away from drones. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2156 Looks like the corporate global takeover is finally complete. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2157 It seems like someone south of the border is in desperate need of fly-by-night lawyers. 1.2000 0.06625 70 61 4 5
2158 I believe they’re Snow Birds ! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2159 No, they're attache geese. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2160 Birds of a feather flexible schedule together. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2161 I can’t believe it’s my birthday. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2162 The Audubon Society is taking off the gloves. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2163 When you stop to think about it, checked baggage isn't an option. 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2164 Maybe they work from home? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2165 The lawyers always leave first to negotiate landing rights for the winter season. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2166 Yet another sign that work from home is over. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2167 I would argue it is carry-on luggage. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2168 Looks like even the geese are going to work from home! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2169 Seems everyone is migrating to the cloud. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2170 Trump's new legal team heading to Mar Lago for the winter. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2171 Florida tax breakers. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2172 Think money launderers are getting desperate? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
2173 Go find a car windshield and do your business. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
2174 Looks like outsourcing is hitting an all-new low. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2175 Migration bureaucracy is getting absurd. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2176 It's a new CIA initiative; they're trained to deliver top secret documents and then go to the bathroom on your car's windshield. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2177 And that was the moment when, John finally got Karen’s hint that she wanted a new hand bag for Christmas. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2178 They fly south for arbitration. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2179 When I think of storing my documents in the cloud, this is not what I picture. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2180 I still have doubts they can compete with the Amazon drones. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2181 I guess there is something to them being called bird brains 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2182 There go go the legal eagle assistants. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2183 I see they’ve got their briefcases in a row. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2184 The carrier pigeons are all gone. Those are carrier Canada Geese. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
2185 They won’t return from Florida for another 183 tax days. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
2186 Behold Amazon's eco-friendly delivery service. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2187 File migration season is here, it appears. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2188 ...and they all went to law school. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2189 As they say, 'what's good for the geese is in the valise'. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2190 I remember when migration wasn't such a big business. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2191 Looks like they're running out of briefcases in Georgia! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2192 Looks like more classified documents are headed to Florida for the winter. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2193 You know you’re goose is cooked when it’s loaded up with a briefcase full of subpoenas. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2194 The Gucci gang strikes again. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2195 I told you everybody was going back into the office. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2196 Even migratory patterns have adapted to remote work. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2197 Their Mother is suing Grimm for copyright infringement. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2198 Is that a knock off louis vuitton I see? 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2199 Well,this one takes the case. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2200 The economy of scale has put pigeons out of business. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2201 I'm probably just showing my age, but I don't think geese should be lawyers. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2202 The pelicans are on strike. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2203 Yeah they’re not coming back 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2204 They must’ve been caught insider trading. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2205 Honk if you want to debrief. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2206 Looks like the Six Geese a-Laying haven’t escaped cutbacks, either. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2207 It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s the Southern Poverty Law Center!” @splcente 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2208 Work is for the birds … I think it’s time to retire. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2209 Got Brief? 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2210 Geese valise! Will you look at that? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2211 Their immigration lawyers. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2212 They must be bagged.... 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2213 Well, that’s the last of the silverware. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
2214 We won’t see them again until Q1 2024 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
2215 Someone ordered five satchels from Prime 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2216 They can all work remotely now. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2217 Remember back in the good old days when they could fly with free carryons ? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2218 Evidence of evolution never ceases to amaze me. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2219 Are they learning to fly or flying to learn? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2220 You know, Canada is in the opposite direction, right?! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2221 I think they're related to carrier pigeons. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2222 It’s ok, Alice. It’s our Space Force and they even have the nuclear codes. So all’s well. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2223 The hybrid working model is really taking off.” 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2224 Must be headed to Mar-a-Lago 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2225 There go the Snow birds ... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2226 It only ever happens when a goose gets into a really bad car accident 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2227 There's your answer: remote work is for the birds. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2228 I heard they specialize in gaggle clauses. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2229 Life Hack: you can Fedex the luggage ahead! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2230 They mean business this year. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2231 They can no longer work remotely! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2232 You get one free personal item but carry-on is extra. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2233 ... and the litigation goes South for the Winter. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2234 Canada really as its act together on climate change. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2235 Oh look, a flock of migrating Canada briefs 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2236 I hear the commute takes months. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2237 Yes that is a woman leading the way 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2238 These executive geese don't know about the gander ceiling 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2239 Looks like they're serious about buying Antigua. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2240 It must be executive air. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2241 The business class... always the most spacious, indeee. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2242 I swear, geese are taking over the world now. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2243 I didn't know the Canadians had this much baggage 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2244 Do you think they’re from the tax office? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2245 Crazy how much paperwork it takes to cross the border. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2246 They're the Audubon Society lawyers. I can tell from their honking. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2247 Would you look at that! I can’t believe they still use briefcases! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2248 I guess when you’re migratory working from home just isn’t in the cards. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2249 Baggage fees are out of control. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2250 Glad to see somebody is using the office space. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2251 Lately, crypto has been making them nervous. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2252 I have contacted the IRS I know their hiding something. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2253 Of course they’ve been fired. What can you expect, never putting in a full day’s work, leaving the office early always before sundown. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2254 I misunderstood when you said you’d bagged some geese 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2255 I guess they’re back in office too 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2256 It's not that they are taking the briefcases. It's that they left the lawyers. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2257 Migrant Workers 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2258 Apparently it’s tax season in Canada. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2259 Wow...They're really making everyone work from the office now 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2260 Remote work season is over. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2261 This lawsuit is just a wild goose chase. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
2262 From here they look like Hartmann. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2263 These guys follow the storks around and give new mothers their second jobs. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2264 Nowadays they only fly in for the weekly staff meeting. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2265 I didn't have the cash to pay them for the brief, but they said they would put it on their bill. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
2266 Work-from-home was too good to last. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2267 These days, everyone is working on their vacation. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2268 You know, Bloomberg said the blue exodus wasn't over 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2269 When you fly, you're allowed only one personal item. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2270 It's none of your business. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2271 It’s like the time I told my boss I was working remotely during my trip to Cabo 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2272 Elon Musk started a courier service. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2273 They're from Goose LLP, attorneys who specialize in migration rules that apply to birds. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2274 I guess they can’t work remote. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2275 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2276 Using backpacks would really free up their feet. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2277 They just decided to take their business elsewhere. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2278 We should have paid the 25 bucks for extra carry-on. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2279 Top secret files fly to the sky via shape-shifting politicians 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2280 some fly south but these one are flying to work 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2281 Yes, I DO remember that you said you wanted to return those classified documents anonymously . . . 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2282 There's wild geese, there's tame geese, and there's geese under federal indictment. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2283 Trudeau must be running again. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2284 They honk more than I do racing to work. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2285 Business class really is the only way to fly! 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2286 You've heard of legal eagles. Those are paralegal geese. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2287 Apparently they now have to be in the office two days a week. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2288 Hey! Those are Gucci bags, not goosie bags! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2289 Just a brief encounter. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2290 Our case is going south 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2291 You know the weather’s changing when the geese return to the office. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2292 And these are the serious geese. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2293 Even if we celebrated Christmas in hot pants, they would still find reasons to travel long distance. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2294 Whoa, look honey, it's a flock of legals. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
2295 These return to office mandates really are getting out of hand 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2296 It’s such a shame we had to turn them away at the border. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2297 Companies are no longer letting them migrate from home. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2298 Abandoned by legal eagles? Resort to silly geese. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2299 The defence's lawyers are sharks, I hear 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2300 Pack light, we're off to Miami. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2301 how else can they transport their iPads? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2302 There goes a load of crap." 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2303 The ol’ nine to fly, eh? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2304 Welcome to the John Grisham multiverse. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2305 Happens every year. They're heading south to the Caymans, with their portfolios. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2306 They must be Republicans! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2307 Well, the Fly By Night Accounting Service is heading south for vacation. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2308 Well there goes the 9 to 5 commuters on their flight home. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2309 Must be Ducks Unlimited annual meeting! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2310 Bro my bags- 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
2311 Must be some kind of meeting down south in the U.S, eh? What birdbrain thought that up? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2312 Geese used to migrate, now they commute. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2313 A brief case of bird flew” 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2314 Looks like their flight only allows one carry-on bag per goose. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2315 These days you can't succeed in business without really flying 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2316 This flock is travelling on business class. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2317 On no, that one dropped its airpod. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2318 Wow. Even the geese are in-office on Fridays now. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2319 Eco-friendly cloud transfer comes with a side of poop. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2320 They're off to Southern District Court." 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
2321 Thanks for covering me at work today 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
2322 They’re the ones behind the Canada Goose jackets. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2323 Can't migrate to Texas these days without proper documentation. 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
2324 They'll be back before April 15th. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
2325 Third flock we have seen. All heading to Mar-a-Lago. Trump must be home for Thanksgiving. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2326 There goes more classified and top secret documents heading south or wherever. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2327 Must be another mail strike on at Canada Post 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2328 Must be a business meeting. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2329 Flocking briefs! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2330 Look, carry on Canadian Geese! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2331 You know climate change is serious when waterfowl treat migrating as business travel. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2332 Partners’ meeting in San Juan Capistrano 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2333 Those are the new attorneys going from Mar-A-Lago to D.C. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2334 There goes the 5:16 to Babylon. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2335 This looks more promising than that pizza delivery disaster. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2336 Deep south. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2337 They said the business climate is better in Florida. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2338 Must be the migration of the Legal Eagles! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2339 They must be migrating to a hybrid work model. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2340 This is one way to avoid the baggage fees at the airport!" 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2341 I hear Canada just lowered its business tax rate. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2342 Look, honey, it's the fourth-quarterly migration of the ducks "getting in a row." 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2343 Red state migration requirements are getting onerous 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2344 I didn’t think they could fly business class. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2345 Told you the migrants were going to take our jobs. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2346 So that’s how my documents get into the cloud 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2347 Hey! Can you connect me with the person in charge of cloud file sharing solutions for your flock 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2348 Somehow it was more stirring before Gucci. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2349 Ah, the harbinger of fraud - flying south for the audit. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2350 Apparently they're suing over the money for their guano. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2351 They are flying south for a corporate meeting. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2352 Ahhhh. Smart birds!!!They carrying their laptops to work remotely in Arizona for winter! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2353 Now that's what I call traveling light! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
2354 They were more productive when they were in nest five days a week. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2355 I guess that’s this migration season’s It Bag. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
2356 I don’t know why they won’t let the poor dears keep working from home. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2357 They have a very strict “one carry-on” policy! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2358 They’re finally dealing with their baggage. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2359 You think they gave up on their dreams of being a silly goose? 1.1928 0.06050 83 73 4 6
2360 The smart ones schedule business meetings during the Christmas holidays. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
2361 Valise Geese! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2362 they’re getting the flock outtah here honey “ 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2363 Apparently the arc of the moral universe is bending south for the winter. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2364 This is what happens when you don't have reliable internet. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2365 They're lawyers. They just lost a big case. The judge found for the gander. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2366 Oh God. It's the earth's legal team. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2367 we are in fly over territory 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2368 How disappointing. "Legal Eagles" they are not. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2369 And good riddance! I'm tired of them doing their business on my lawn. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2370 It's an Amazon delivery. Hear the "Swoosh"? 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2371 ... On their way to Mar-a-Lago for the winter. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2372 Wow.They still go to the office in canada. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2373 Trump's lawyers are heading south. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2374 Don't forget your passports, eh? 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2375 Work, work, work! Going south for the winter is no picnic these days! 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2376 Wow! The Golden Goose's financial team." 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2377 They have been to the Pentagon again this year. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2378 So that’s why those management consultants were clutching dry bread 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2379 Their destination must be confidential. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2380 Working remotely. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
2381 Canada is the future 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
2382 Like I say, work-life balance is for the birds. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2383 It looks like they’re not coming back next spring. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
2384 See? I told you work from home would not last. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
2385 Legal geese? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2386 Climate change is making migration ever more complicated. 1.1915 0.05715 94 83 4 7
2387 no one's flying South for the winter I guess 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2388 The meth will be in Mexico before morning. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2389 I doubt there is a charge for a seat though. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2390 Looks like working from home is over for everyone. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2391 Remote work policies are for the birds. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2392 They're off to file Donald Trump's lates volley of appeals. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2393 Man, the carry-on fees must have been killing them.” 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2394 Ambulance Honkers 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2395 The Canadian Geese attorneys are known to be the most aggressive. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2396 They pack light 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2397 They must’ve run out of vacation days 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2398 Legal eagles return to Mara Lago 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2399 It’s time for their annual pitch to make it Canada Duck. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2400 The Canada briefs are on their way. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2401 Today even geese requiere immigration papers 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2402 They finally refused to be sitting ducks for border surveillance, now they carry their complete paperwork 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2403 I can’t believe they fit it all in one carry-on. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2404 Seems like everyone flies business class now. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2405 They now need a 400 page document to tag each protected animal. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2406 Amazon’s gone ecological! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2407 Now remember guys, drop those off in orlando next to the walmart! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2408 No more working remotely. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2409 Their company revoked the work-from-home policy. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2410 Birds of a feather work together. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2411 I heard there’s a huge anti-duck hunting summit in the city 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2412 We all knew 'work from anywhere' was never going to last. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2413 Parece que los pájaros entendieron lo del 'vuelo ejecutivo' antes que nosotros. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2414 Look at all the bureaucracy that comes with their free health care. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2415 Looks like Avon is really branching out. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2416 I wonder how the carrier pigeons feel about this. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2417 They’ll do anything just to avoid paying for checked bags. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2418 Looks like work-from-wetlands is over. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2419 The "return to the office" mandate gets us all in the end 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2420 I guess the Canadian geese attorneys are headed to the Supreme Court to argue their non-alien status. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2421 Tchaikovsky just isn’t the same post-encroachment. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2422 It’s quite the phenomenon. Climate change combined with inflation has altered their migration patterns. They’re now uploading company files to the cloud before heading south for the winter. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2423 Those are all the storks lawyers. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2424 This is the end of working from home 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
2425 It's like I expected—a lot of businesses these days are going south. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2426 I heard Mother Goose is being sued by PETA. Whatcha want to bet this is her defense team? 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
2427 With the extra funds for the IRS enforcement they decided to move to Mexico permanently 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2428 They do this every season and leave the turkey's to fend for themselves. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2429 Well that’s that’s one way to save on luggage charges 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
2430 They migrate back to office when the job market gets cold. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
2431 Really, John? You couldn’t just pay the airline’s luggage fee? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
2432 They're heading to Florida to be part of Trump's legal team. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2433 I guess that remote work from home thing didn’t work out for them. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2434 Didn't you tell me that the Great Resignation was over? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2435 A flock of lawyers, flying south to Georgia. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
2436 Yet another sign that business is headed south. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2437 Birds are so good at planning group trips, arn’t they? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2438 I hope MY accountant is still here! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2439 They took advantage of pre-holiday sales 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2440 Everyone was saying 'law school is for the birds' 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2441 Maybe they're going away for good 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
2442 If that's what it takes for them to start migrating again...beautiful. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2443 They're transitioning to work-from-home for the winter. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2444 All the human lawyers dumped him as a client, then the apes said no, then all the other mammals refused, so now he's hiring geese. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
2445 Fowl is as fowl does. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2446 Remote work is really getting out of hand 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2447 The goose has a lawyer - The gander has two 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2448 Economy business class 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2449 I thought they were leaving later because of climate change, but it's really evolution. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2450 I suppose it’s only to be expected after “Legal Eagles” and “The Pelican Brief.” 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2451 Do you think they are full of coconuts⁉️ 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2452 Functional accessories are a big part of flock mentality, you know. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2453 They work for elon musk too. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2454 The IRS will hire anybody nowadays. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2455 I thought only Legal Eagles flew south. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
2456 Look! A perfect Vee. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2457 They wanted to use turkeys, but there seems to be a shortage of them these days. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2458 A government app that can’t be hacked! Ducks with dossiers! 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
2459 It’s not a question of where they grip it, it’s a simple question of weight ratios. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
2460 Well, it is only two days a week. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2461 It's safer than Southwest Air 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2462 It's a shame to see their business going south. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2463 They're in the business of migration 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2464 Summer is a brief case. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2465 They are normally fly-by-night. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2466 I can hardly believe this. It looks like..like....... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2467 Apparently two flocks collided with each other about fifty miles south of here. These must be lawyer geese heading there. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
2468 Don't you just hate long office commutes? 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2469 Working is for the birds" Scott Connolly, Burlington Vermon 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2470 Must be an airline perk. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2471 Our materialist culture is ruining the environment. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2472 You have to give them credit for good taste. Every brief case made by dunhill. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2473 Congress. Off to winter break 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2474 Ah hah, Trump’s latest attorneys. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2475 I wonder how much they charge per pound... 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
2476 There's a supply chain issue for carrier pigeons 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2477 Air Canada must be charging to check bags now! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2478 I saw a flock earlier with the matching shoes. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2479 No those aren't legal eagles, those are legal geese. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2480 They're probably not allowed to work from home. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2481 Landing must be fun to watch 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2482 I overheard them say they're on the way to Mar-a-Lago. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2483 With social distancing ending even they've been ordered back to the office. 1.1875 0.05925 80 70 5 5
2484 They have an appointment with a legal eagle. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
2485 That reminds me. Your mother is coming to visit. I'd better pack a bag and get out of town 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
2486 Rumor has it they’re not coming back. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
2487 They're headed to Florida. Disney just hired them to sue DiSantos. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2488 Even they’re allowed only one small carry on 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2489 I've been hearing there's a lot of litigation in Florida. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
2490 Migration happens quickly, but this year it seems unusually brief." 1.1875 0.04666 112 96 11 5
2491 Hope they don't get stuck in traffic... 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2492 They must be nesting at Mar-A-Lago. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2493 Even the geese want to fly business class! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2494 It looks like baggage fees are affecting everyone's travel plans these days. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2495 Hey, I know one of those guys 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2496 Look dear , somebody is sending Flailmail 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2497 Not migrators, just commuters 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2498 That's the life. Winters on Wall St., summers in the Hamptons. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2499 I ts a post office cost cutting thing 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2500 They are Trump’s gaggle of lawyers fleeing indictment! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2501 They work in Florida." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2502 Turns out AI stealing our jobs was the least of our worries. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2503 Do they check the weight on carry on bags? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2504 Elon Musk told them they can't work from home anymore. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2505 Long commute! 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
2506 Jeez, they'll give anyone a Birkin these days. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
2507 I heard A.I. was going to do our jobs for us. Though I didn’t expect them to outsource the work to geese… 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2508 They call it blogging. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
2509 Good thing we quit the 9 to 5 to fully focus on our content creation, this is just getting ridiculous. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
2510 I imagine it is another flock of Trump lawyers headed for Mar-a Lago 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2511 The climate crisis has nature working overtime. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2512 Are those checked bags or carry ons?" 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2513 Take your flock to work day. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2514 It’s a gaggle of go-getters 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2515 The firm of Falcon, Eagle, and Sparrow are heading south for the winter. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2516 They're headed for the Canadian border with their citizenship papers. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2517 They are commuting to work from home. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2518 Get my gun! The lawyers are evolving. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2519 All the execs get to fly back to Ontario. We have to find our own way. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2520 Return to office is in full swing I see. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2521 The captain said to prepare the cabin for goose bumps…I mean, turbulence! 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2522 The geese actually fly south for tax season 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
2523 It's the new IRS agents going to Mara Lago for the winter 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
2524 I hear next on the list in Florida are the bird sanctuaries. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2525 Is that the quickest way to get information to the cloud? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
2526 They're good, but I prefer flying monkey lawyers. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2527 I hope they get to Mr Netanyahu as the information they carry may help him to announce a ceasefire. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
2528 Migrant workers from Canada. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
2529 Canadians love our Black Friday sales 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2530 I see Canada Goose is ready for their IPO. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
2531 Thye have webbed feet, I wonder how they hold on. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2532 I hated them even before they became lawyers. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2533 It's a new startup: Deliverzoo. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2534 They're heading to Wharton... 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
2535 I thought carrier geese were extinct. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2536 AI makes everything seem real! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2537 The ex-President's legal team is migrating early this year! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2538 Yeah, I heard the State Department had to cut its diplomatic courier budget. But this ... ? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2539 Covt has changed a lot of habbits. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2540 Those windmill lawsuits are really heating up.” 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2541 Its unbelievable. You can't move for lawyers 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2542 Looks like remote work is really over. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
2543 Don't worry about the lawsuit, they'll be nice. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2544 Boy, that meeting must have gone south. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
2545 I'll never understand choosing to have a long commute. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2546 I donated two bills to their "Honk If You Support The Rule of Law" movement. 1.1852 0.05856 81 71 5 5
2547 It’s looking like tax season 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2548 They’re migrating to Microsoft teams. No one informed them they didn’t have to physically move. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2549 It's the carpool lane. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2550 Trumps original plan to hide government secret documents. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2551 Look who passed the Florida bar exam. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2552 They're getting in their ten-thousand flaps. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2553 They're started allowing them to bring one personal item on the flight. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2554 They might lack experience, but they can't plead guilty, and Trump can now base his case for delays on his legal team migrating for the winter. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2555 "Hope on the wing" Jesús Mayor,Santiago de Cali,Colombia 1.1846 0.06538 65 57 4 4
2556 GOOSE COMMUTE! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2557 I hear they're wintering at Mar-a-Lago this yesr. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2558 So much for working from home 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2559 Looks like they're heading back to the city. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2560 Rent’s cheaper in Florida 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2561 They’re off to look for seed capital. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2562 Well, I guess they didn't like the power point. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
2563 I've heard a lot of remote workers are being called back to the office these days. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2564 Unfortunately they come back in the spring. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2565 I didn’t realize migrating our files would be this easy! 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2566 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go! 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
2567 Looks like Trump's legal team is heading down to Florida. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2568 I believe it's called a "laggle." 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2569 And here I was, just assuming pelicans with briefs were a thing of mere fiction. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2570 Looks like business travel is picking up. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2571 The Geese really look like they mean business this year 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2572 I hear their carry-on rules are very strict. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2573 That will do it! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2574 We should have used Goose-Express next day shipping! 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2575 the swallows are taking their berkins to capistrano. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2576 Another blow to commercial real estate 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2577 A gaggle of lawyers! Commuting! This could be a New Yorker magazine Cartoon caption contest. GADZOOKS! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2578 Looks like working from home is over for them too. 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2579 Judy, quipped sharply, ‘Unlike the dogs of summer, the birds of winter truly meant business’ 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2580 They're really tightening up the carry-on rules. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2581 Well, goose down IS reportable income. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2582 The Trump squad flying south for the winter. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2583 They're a trump duck lawyer team alright. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2584 Well, at least they can work remotely now. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2585 That's what you get for passing the bar in two states 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2586 Hogwarts hasn't been quite the same since they retired the owls. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
2587 Apparently this is how they're transporting classified documents nowadays. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2588 They're flying north before the election. 1.1831 0.06441 71 63 3 5
2589 And they say remote work is dead. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
2590 That's not a gag. It's a gaggle. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2591 Evidentuarily, someones' geese are cooked? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2592 The office reopened 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2593 This is what work at home has brought us to? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2594 Ahhh, commercialism. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2595 Well Martha,I guess it IS time to close up the cabin. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2596 Looks like they will be working remotely for a few months. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2597 Geese flying by briefly usually means it will be a short winter. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2598 « See, honey, I’m not the only one who brings work on vacation. » 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2599 Ah, legel geese flying south to Mar-a-Lago. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2600 They'll be fighting it out in court over wetlands issues. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2601 Didn't you tell me they were a fly by night organization? 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2602 Oh Charles, it’s tax season 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2603 They’re protected by law. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2604 Well, there goes my representation. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2605 I remember when they all aspired to be awful Doctors. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2606 I don't think they want to do business with us anymore here on Lake Eerie. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2607 Look, a group of Trump attorneys flying to Atlanta. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2608 The evolution of the passenger pigeon 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2609 I told you the migrants were taking our jobs. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2610 If you want to be a proper gander, you need to bring the right attire 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2611 Digital nomads heading south. 1.1827 0.04882 104 90 9 5
2612 They are headed to Mar A Lago. Trump is running out of lawyers. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2613 I've never seen them before, but I believe they're passenger geese. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2614 Looks like business as usual. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2615 The briefcases say Goldman Sachs. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2616 Off to Mar a Largo where the action is! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2617 They’re working on a cloud migration 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2618 Well, they are Canada geese, so passports, green cards, birth certificates. Whatever is needed. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2619 Energy efficient air mail. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2620 They ain’t coming back. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2621 Tough times ... it used to be they all went south for vacay. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2622 They’re even more fierce than the Legal Eagles. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2623 Trump's latest team of lawyers. Silly if you ask me. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
2624 It feels like just yesterday they were living over our roof. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2625 ”It’s not carrier geese dear, it’s career geese. You must annunciation the “e” 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2626 Looks like it will be a brief migration this year 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
2627 I love seeing that- luggage flying free 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
2628 Phew. Two more would be a sign of a recession. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
2629 Those guys mean business! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2630 See that? That could've been me but y'know- rotator cuff injury 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2631 Work has taken off. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2632 They WFH the other 4 days. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2633 I heard geese mate for life but this flock seems particularly attachéd. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2634 ‘These guys are full of shit.’ 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2635 I guess early bird gets the worm 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
2636 It’s not change of season, its change of Sessions and, it’s not migration, it’s change of venue 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2637 They know they need to get out of here & move to a saner planet. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2638 It's so peaceful to have free time after moving all my business into the cloud 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2639 The shit we carry around with us 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2640 Must be a big flocking merger in the offing. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2641 Wish them luck, they're headed for Washington 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2642 Maybe we should rethink the term "bird brain?" 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2643 I wonder what's in those briefcases? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2644 Don't worry, I have more briefcases at home. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2645 Didn't realize what a dedicated bunch those Canadian birds were! 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2646 Yeah, they got a great deal on a short-term rental - no nesting fees. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2647 I've heard that business travel picked up after covid subsided. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2648 Must be working class birds. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2649 Oh boy, I can't wait to see them bring in the witnesses! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2650 Tax is coming. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2651 Never underestimate geeses with valises! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2652 Looks like fowl play to me. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2653 at least we’re not half off 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2654 F@ck! We forgot to feed the ducks, and now they are planning to sue! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2655 Oh, look ... they are flying in a VP formation! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2656 I wonder if that’s the story behind the famous handbag manufacturer” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2657 I never knew they had their own lawyers; must have been a big case. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2658 They're suing the US over global warming... 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2659 A lot of companies are moving south. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2660 Fair weather tourists. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2661 I kind of have that "empty nest" feeling now that they are off to college. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2662 Remote work really has changed things. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2663 Long flight for just a carry-on. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2664 Looks like they’re headed to flappy hour early 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2665 The Golden Goose Law Firm is headed to Florida for the winter. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2666 They call this Hitchcock’s ‘The Birkins’ 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2667 Zuke'll really try anything to get us to migrate from X to Threads. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2668 They are the ultimate carrier pigeons. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2669 I told you not to worry. It's easy to file last minute. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2670 This "back to the office" business has gone too far. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2671 So it's true law school enrollments are down. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2672 I mean, it was Fendi’s winter sale 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2673 So apparently, they have filed a gaggle order against us. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2674 I never thought they'd want to go back to the office. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2675 Looks like bad news for Canada. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2676 With climate change they won’t get back up here in time to file their tax returns. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2677 they know something we don't? 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2678 That honking makes their commute so stressful. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2679 Look at that, will ya'. Makes me think of "The Pelican Brief." 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2680 But the dads always come home as soon as they can 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2681 There go our Lawyers. We’re flocked. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2682 They are really strict about this "one carry-on" policy. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2683 Finally, they drained the swamp. . 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2684 Look! Congress is back in session. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2685 #USPS will not be happy about this” 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2686 I hear they’re stopping in New York again this year. 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2687 Birds of a feather may flock together but elephants never forget to check their trunks. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2688 The litigators are migrating early this election cycle. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2689 Impressive that they can fit a whole winter’s worth of stuff into carry on. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2690 My job Is going on holidays. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2691 Should we be worried? 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2692 Now that’s taking “remote work” to a whole new level. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2693 They’re trying a hybrid schedule this year. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2694 Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles, Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings: These are a few of my favorite things, but I hate their designer briefcases. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2695 I heard the storks went on strike, and they hired the law firm B OFST. So, I know the strike won't last too long. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2696 The Mckinsey geese are leaving early this tax season. 1.1789 0.05180 95 83 7 5
2697 That is the beak and Birkin flock 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2698 Must be Trump's new legal team. They're flying south in the direction of Mar-a-Lago. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2699 I guess they are planning to stay awhile. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2700 Flying South for the Trump Trial. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2701 More top secret documents and voting ballots heading south to Mar-a-lago. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2702 The legal flock is flying south to Mar-A-Lago. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2703 They''re delivering down comforters to Long Island. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2704 I told you that office work was for the birds. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2705 When even they have to give up their Northeast summer homes, you know something's gone a-fowl." 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2706 Trump has messenger geese. They are taking briefs of classified documents and heading South to Mar-a-Lago Club for the winter. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2707 We say we shoot them for food, but it’s really to steal their corporate secrets. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2708 So they can get back across the border in the spring?? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2709 I'm so tired of fast fashion! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2710 'Look honey, another gaggle of digital nomads! 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2711 They’re flying for business, not pleasure. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2712 The Wall Street high flyers are heading South. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2713 Fowl play is typical of big business. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2714 Good bye losers. Hello Palm Beach 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2715 'So apparently, the storks still deliver the babies, but they've contracted out all the legal and admin.' 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2716 Yeah, I’ve stopped sending any personal information over email. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2717 With legislation on the table to crack down on undocumented aliens they’re bringing their papers this time. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
2718 This meeting could’ve been a V-mail 1.1782 0.05150 101 89 6 6
2719 They're suing over our current immigration policy. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2720 There must be new migration laws on the books 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2721 That's one way to get around the Allegiant airlines bagage fee. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2722 Looks like the early birds are really upping their game. Worms are out, mergers and acquisitions are in 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2723 "Looks like the work at home era is officially over. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2724 There go the Flockafellers. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2725 ...must be flying business. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2726 They migrate with their own flock of lawyers 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2727 They're allowed one personal item on the flight. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2728 I could use a brief reprieve from winter as well... 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2729 They flock with paral-eagels. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2730 These days you can work from anywhere. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2731 I guess they had a brief meeting! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2732 I feel so lucky to be working remotely. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2733 They’re going the wrong way—the courthouse is north. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2734 ‘The drone thing wasn’t working so FedEx is trying carrier geese’ 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2735 Now they've gone too far with the end of work from home 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2736 They're southern lawyers. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2737 Wow, a new way to import fentanyl. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2738 Geese with that much baggage, are doomed to end up as winter coats. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2739 I never realized the bond holders could be converted. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2740 We have to stop this immigration, they are taking all the pigeons jobs 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2741 they'll do anything to avoid baggage fees 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2742 Before disclaimers, carrier pigeons could have got the job done. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2743 They've volunteered to help Doctors Without Borders. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
2744 Guess they're working from home. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
2745 the Autobahn Society seems to be getting serious. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2746 OMG - sustainable drones, environmentally friendly too! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2747 Must be tax season. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2748 Climate change has them staying south a bit longer,I guess. 1.1772 0.05018