Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Not as surprising as watching you pick up his poo. |
1.7078 |
0.02066 |
1557 |
811 |
390 |
356 |
1 |
Adopt-a- Planet. We got Earth. |
1.6999 |
0.01986 |
1566 |
789 |
458 |
319 |
2 |
You haven't seen a set of keys, have you? |
1.6840 |
0.01956 |
1652 |
865 |
444 |
343 |
3 |
I think you'll find our weekly rates reasonable, but we've had to add a fuel surcharge. |
1.6740 |
0.02253 |
1221 |
642 |
335 |
244 |
4 |
Hey, it's no different from you guys going to the moon to collect rocks. |
1.6723 |
0.01591 |
2490 |
1326 |
654 |
510 |
5 |
We compost in peace. |
1.6658 |
0.01657 |
2220 |
1171 |
620 |
429 |
6 |
We try to leave every planet a little nicer than how we found it. |
1.6597 |
0.01755 |
1816 |
922 |
590 |
304 |
7 |
Yes, leaf blowers exist on our planet. It's why we left. |
1.6561 |
0.02110 |
1384 |
746 |
368 |
270 |
8 |
We do some extra terrestrial work on the side. |
1.6560 |
0.01978 |
1471 |
763 |
451 |
257 |
9 |
We are just cleaning up this planet before we list it. |
1.6524 |
0.01793 |
1867 |
997 |
522 |
348 |
10 |
And then AI took all our jobs. |
1.6485 |
0.01652 |
2313 |
1279 |
568 |
466 |
11 |
We're aliens, we're illegal, and we do yard work. So why do you look surprised? |
1.6429 |
0.01786 |
2022 |
1142 |
460 |
420 |
12 |
We need them to line your cages. |
1.6398 |
0.01959 |
1577 |
863 |
419 |
295 |
13 |
Fact is Americans won’t take these jobs. |
1.6395 |
0.01679 |
2125 |
1157 |
577 |
391 |
14 |
Of course when Spielberg hired us we thought we'd be in a movie. |
1.6387 |
0.01511 |
2660 |
1461 |
699 |
500 |
15 |
They were already dead when we got here, I swear. |
1.6362 |
0.01902 |
1674 |
922 |
439 |
313 |
16 |
It’s ok, nobody is going to believe you. |
1.6308 |
0.01659 |
2137 |
1168 |
590 |
379 |
17 |
What more do we have to do to prove we come in peace? |
1.6239 |
0.01781 |
1784 |
966 |
523 |
295 |
18 |
We're in the middle of our semester abroad. |
1.6192 |
0.01834 |
1657 |
897 |
494 |
266 |
19 |
No, this is not what we envisioned when we said we were coming for the fall of man. |
1.6132 |
0.01900 |
1621 |
909 |
430 |
282 |
20 |
One mile over the speed of light, 200 hours of community service. |
1.6033 |
0.01516 |
2579 |
1478 |
646 |
455 |
21 |
We're legal aliens-we have little green cards |
1.5977 |
0.02109 |
1295 |
738 |
340 |
217 |
22 |
Not illegal, just aliens. |
1.5975 |
0.01935 |
1528 |
868 |
407 |
253 |
23 |
I love space, but I miss seasons. |
1.5965 |
0.01286 |
3720 |
2197 |
827 |
696 |
24 |
We figured these must be valuable, since so many earthlings collect them. |
1.5963 |
0.01620 |
2083 |
1159 |
606 |
318 |
25 |
We had a close encounter with the Homeowners Association. |
1.5874 |
0.02042 |
1350 |
773 |
361 |
216 |
26 |
Don't worry, your wife was explicit. The dog stays. |
1.5871 |
0.01469 |
2882 |
1737 |
598 |
547 |
27 |
We like to tidy the place before we take it over |
1.5800 |
0.01810 |
1619 |
912 |
475 |
232 |
28 |
If you keep your mouth shut, we'll do your yard, too. |
1.5753 |
0.01762 |
1752 |
1006 |
484 |
262 |
29 |
I was a surgeon back home. |
1.5662 |
0.01818 |
1706 |
1011 |
424 |
271 |
30 |
Who says it doesn't grow on trees? |
1.5654 |
0.01824 |
2101 |
1389 |
236 |
476 |
31 |
Back home I was a pediatrician. |
1.5615 |
0.02049 |
1341 |
800 |
329 |
212 |
32 |
Unregistered vehicle.... no license.... no inspection sticker...40 hours community service. Tough planet. |
1.5582 |
0.02035 |
1272 |
740 |
354 |
178 |
33 |
We got community service for the abduction charge. |
1.5513 |
0.01939 |
1395 |
819 |
383 |
193 |
34 |
We like to tidy up before the invasion. |
1.5505 |
0.01965 |
1297 |
747 |
386 |
164 |
35 |
We collect decaying life forms. Come with me. |
1.5485 |
0.01988 |
1537 |
970 |
291 |
276 |
36 |
Well, who do you think sticks them back on again in Spring? |
1.5469 |
0.02123 |
1227 |
743 |
297 |
187 |
37 |
We got 100 hours of community service for abduction. |
1.5451 |
0.02058 |
1174 |
680 |
348 |
146 |
38 |
Am I correct with my impression that this is an endless task |
1.5441 |
0.01881 |
1384 |
798 |
419 |
167 |
39 |
This is a pretty easy work trip. Last time, they made us stack huge stones into pyramids. |
1.5423 |
0.02077 |
1405 |
894 |
260 |
251 |
40 |
We go where the work is. |
1.5421 |
0.02003 |
1247 |
728 |
362 |
157 |
41 |
Me and the boys have been in the landscaping business for a while now. You should see what we can do with your average cornfield. |
1.5413 |
0.02083 |
1212 |
724 |
320 |
168 |
42 |
Just cleaning up the place before we move in. |
1.5411 |
0.01907 |
1425 |
846 |
387 |
192 |
43 |
We got tired of crop circles. |
1.5397 |
0.02052 |
1386 |
870 |
284 |
232 |
44 |
It was our third offense stealing, so we got sent to do community service at the most messed up planet in the universe. Why are you here? |
1.5341 |
0.02074 |
1232 |
747 |
312 |
173 |
45 |
Undocumented aliens always do manual labor. |
1.5339 |
0.02063 |
1238 |
749 |
317 |
172 |
46 |
Would either of you know where we can get leaf bags? |
1.5323 |
0.02263 |
1208 |
788 |
197 |
223 |
47 |
Apparently I was doing 17 parsecs in a 5 parsec zone |
1.5319 |
0.02101 |
1177 |
710 |
308 |
159 |
48 |
Our research indicates that it’s good to turn over a new one. |
1.5289 |
0.02073 |
1140 |
674 |
329 |
137 |
49 |
Venus may be a fiery hellscape, but if I'd known this was suburban life, I would have stayed there. |
1.5234 |
0.02186 |
1047 |
630 |
286 |
131 |
50 |
It’s part of our Community Service for all the abductions. |
1.5212 |
0.02139 |
1036 |
612 |
308 |
116 |
51 |
Our bill will include travel time |
1.5194 |
0.02252 |
1059 |
661 |
246 |
152 |
52 |
In our world leaf blowers have been extinct for billions and billions of years. |
1.5165 |
0.02247 |
972 |
587 |
268 |
117 |
53 |
We’re specimen spacemen. How long have you been working for the pooch? |
1.5144 |
0.02359 |
937 |
582 |
228 |
127 |
54 |
Our orders are to engage in the fall of your civilization. |
1.5082 |
0.02485 |
913 |
592 |
178 |
143 |
55 |
Actually, we prefer the term 'undocumented.' |
1.5072 |
0.02763 |
692 |
437 |
159 |
96 |
56 |
We have come to your planet to rake and pillage. |
1.5062 |
0.02447 |
881 |
557 |
202 |
122 |
57 |
It was five dollars for EACH of us, right? |
1.5048 |
0.02429 |
832 |
512 |
220 |
100 |
58 |
We have been watching your planet for a long time and we came to the conclusion that you definitely needed help. |
1.5019 |
0.02507 |
795 |
495 |
201 |
99 |
59 |
We were going 6,000 in a 30. |
1.4994 |
0.02539 |
815 |
520 |
183 |
112 |
60 |
We figured this was more productive than crop circles. |
1.4988 |
0.02388 |
826 |
505 |
230 |
91 |
61 |
We come in Greenpeace |
1.4981 |
0.02500 |
779 |
483 |
204 |
92 |
62 |
We lost the keys. |
1.4953 |
0.02656 |
749 |
482 |
163 |
104 |
63 |
We've started spending our weekends helping out less fortunate planets. |
1.4953 |
0.02623 |
741 |
470 |
175 |
96 |
64 |
It’s “take your son to earth day.” |
1.4941 |
0.02636 |
759 |
489 |
165 |
105 |
65 |
So you follow him around picking up his poop, but YOU own HIM? |
1.4937 |
0.02615 |
794 |
518 |
160 |
116 |
66 |
Because we can hear your leaf blowers from space. |
1.4905 |
0.03427 |
473 |
313 |
88 |
72 |
67 |
Hi, we're the Millers. |
1.4858 |
0.02755 |
669 |
430 |
153 |
86 |
68 |
We were sentenced to community service after getting caught speeding across the universe. |
1.4851 |
0.02570 |
672 |
411 |
196 |
65 |
69 |
Rake us to your weeder. |
1.4847 |
0.02800 |
687 |
453 |
135 |
99 |
70 |
“We still do the anal probing—this is just our side hustle.” |
1.4840 |
0.02727 |
686 |
443 |
154 |
89 |
71 |
If you find a set of keys, please let me know. |
1.4831 |
0.02667 |
679 |
430 |
170 |
79 |
72 |
Our technology isn’t as advanced as you might think. |
1.4803 |
0.02738 |
633 |
400 |
162 |
71 |
73 |
Sure, we're working legally. We've got Little Green Cards. |
1.4789 |
0.02762 |
687 |
452 |
141 |
94 |
74 |
Nobody complains when we abduct leaves. |
1.4778 |
0.02936 |
653 |
443 |
108 |
102 |
75 |
House painting, minor electrical work, clogged drains, gutters, you know, regular stuff. |
1.4766 |
0.02725 |
640 |
407 |
161 |
72 |
76 |
Oh, everybody smokes this stuff back home; we make a killing. |
1.4760 |
0.02787 |
666 |
438 |
139 |
89 |
77 |
Think galactically but act locally. |
1.4746 |
0.02740 |
668 |
435 |
149 |
84 |
78 |
Yeah, sometimes aliens do the jobs locals don't want |
1.4740 |
0.02813 |
673 |
449 |
129 |
95 |
79 |
Wait... You can see me? |
1.4701 |
0.02789 |
585 |
370 |
155 |
60 |
80 |
How come it's only Republicans who ask if we have visas? |
1.4700 |
0.02781 |
700 |
473 |
125 |
102 |
81 |
We figured it's the least we can do after the crop circles. |
1.4686 |
0.02967 |
557 |
363 |
127 |
67 |
82 |
It's community service because Dum-Dum parked on the grass. |
1.4671 |
0.02833 |
623 |
410 |
135 |
78 |
83 |
No. Check again. We’re definitely on that list of possible side-effects. |
1.4667 |
0.03115 |
540 |
362 |
104 |
74 |
84 |
The H.O.A said no crop circles this year, so we're trying a new approach. |
1.4656 |
0.02840 |
582 |
375 |
143 |
64 |
85 |
We're tired of listening to your blowers from outer space |
1.4654 |
0.03017 |
563 |
375 |
114 |
74 |
86 |
It’s not like we could beam them all up. |
1.4637 |
0.02968 |
537 |
348 |
129 |
60 |
87 |
We're here to rake and pillage. |
1.4634 |
0.02994 |
574 |
384 |
114 |
76 |
88 |
We came for seasonal work. |
1.4633 |
0.02957 |
531 |
342 |
132 |
57 |
89 |
We lost our jobs to AI. |
1.4579 |
0.02965 |
546 |
359 |
124 |
63 |
90 |
It’s one of those philanthropic vacations where you get to see the world, plus do some good for the less fortunate planets. |
1.4567 |
0.02988 |
543 |
359 |
120 |
64 |
91 |
We do volunteer work on planets with special needs |
1.4560 |
0.03102 |
511 |
340 |
109 |
62 |
92 |
That was disinformation. The truth is that only we can prevent forest fires. |
1.4545 |
0.03177 |
484 |
322 |
104 |
58 |
93 |
We'll do it for free if you take us to your leader. |
1.4522 |
0.02996 |
471 |
299 |
131 |
41 |
94 |
We can do yours on Monday. Just Google "Illegal Alien Landscaping." |
1.4516 |
0.03103 |
516 |
347 |
105 |
64 |
95 |
We came in peace. The Homeowner's Association arrived shortly thereafter. |
1.4511 |
0.03092 |
521 |
351 |
105 |
65 |
96 |
Come to America and you'll rake it in," they said |
1.4496 |
0.03003 |
516 |
340 |
120 |
56 |
97 |
We just cannot stand those leaf blowers – and we don't even have ears. |
1.4494 |
0.03012 |
514 |
339 |
119 |
56 |
98 |
We’ve decided to kill you with kindness. |
1.4493 |
0.03234 |
483 |
328 |
93 |
62 |
99 |
So yeah, forty hours community service for breaking the speed of light. |
1.4492 |
0.03367 |
463 |
319 |
80 |
64 |
100 |
The pay isn’t great but they offered universal health care. |
1.4484 |
0.03179 |
475 |
317 |
103 |
55 |
101 |
We're tidying up before the invasion. |
1.4473 |
0.03084 |
474 |
310 |
116 |
48 |
102 |
It's community service, you know, after the invasion failed. |
1.4465 |
0.03042 |
495 |
326 |
117 |
52 |
103 |
Why do you always expect aliens to do this kind of job? |
1.4451 |
0.03196 |
474 |
319 |
99 |
56 |
104 |
Which one of you is the leader? |
1.4444 |
0.03248 |
450 |
301 |
98 |
51 |
105 |
Given the number of abductions, I guess we should be grateful the judge only sentenced us to community service. |
1.4423 |
0.03276 |
477 |
329 |
85 |
63 |
106 |
Yes, we are aliens. We're brought in to do seasonal yard work. |
1.4404 |
0.03273 |
445 |
300 |
94 |
51 |
107 |
We don’t want you moving in with us so we’re here to help save your planet. |
1.4396 |
0.03274 |
439 |
295 |
95 |
49 |
108 |
What makes you think we’re illegal? |
1.4375 |
0.03128 |
464 |
309 |
107 |
48 |
109 |
We're from an obsessive-compulsive planet. |
1.4371 |
0.03268 |
437 |
294 |
95 |
48 |
110 |
‘Take me to your weeder.’’ |
1.4370 |
0.03169 |
476 |
323 |
98 |
55 |
111 |
Well, what I'm sure I heard was “Rake me to your leader”. |
1.4366 |
0.03172 |
481 |
328 |
96 |
57 |
112 |
Our ship runs on organic waste. We could use a man like you. |
1.4357 |
0.03718 |
420 |
307 |
43 |
70 |
113 |
We're just regular aliens, not illegal aliens |
1.4351 |
0.03285 |
416 |
277 |
97 |
42 |
114 |
Court ordered, the original sentence was to watch the Republican debate. |
1.4340 |
0.03299 |
477 |
335 |
77 |
65 |
115 |
Just cleaning up before we move in. |
1.4334 |
0.03186 |
443 |
296 |
102 |
45 |
116 |
We’re seeking evidence of intelligent life. |
1.4332 |
0.03550 |
404 |
282 |
69 |
53 |
117 |
We don't charge, but we gladly accept four-legged donations. |
1.4330 |
0.03505 |
448 |
322 |
58 |
68 |
118 |
One man's trash is another galaxy's biodegradable super fuel. |
1.4322 |
0.03317 |
428 |
291 |
89 |
48 |
119 |
Compost first. Enslave the inhabitants second. It’s a sustainability thing. |
1.4322 |
0.03317 |
428 |
291 |
89 |
48 |
120 |
We did not have cash to pay the parking fines, so we got community service. |
1.4321 |
0.03286 |
442 |
302 |
89 |
51 |
121 |
You gonna eat that? |
1.4318 |
0.03532 |
396 |
274 |
73 |
49 |
122 |
Some of these fell when we landed, but we will put them back up |
1.4316 |
0.03617 |
373 |
257 |
71 |
45 |
123 |
I am done with raking. Take me to your weeder. |
1.4308 |
0.03358 |
448 |
313 |
77 |
58 |
124 |
Sir, could you help us find the key to our saucer? |
1.4308 |
0.03215 |
455 |
310 |
94 |
51 |
125 |
Oh I see - just because we’re in the landscaping business you think we’re illegal aliens? |
1.4304 |
0.03320 |
460 |
322 |
78 |
60 |
126 |
Boss wants the place looking spiffy when he moves in. |
1.4296 |
0.03310 |
426 |
290 |
89 |
47 |
127 |
Well, Fox News kept telling us that "aliens were taking all the jobs." |
1.4282 |
0.03316 |
439 |
303 |
84 |
52 |
128 |
We prefer the term undocumented." |
1.4282 |
0.03365 |
425 |
293 |
82 |
50 |
129 |
You haven't seen any keys have you? |
1.4278 |
0.03445 |
395 |
270 |
81 |
44 |
130 |
We're raking leaves. What does it look like we're doing here? |
1.4274 |
0.03532 |
379 |
260 |
76 |
43 |
131 |
Someone" dropped the keys |
1.4264 |
0.03488 |
394 |
272 |
76 |
46 |
132 |
Which one of you is in charge? |
1.4257 |
0.03241 |
444 |
304 |
91 |
49 |
133 |
We’re abducting them. No one seems to mind. |
1.4255 |
0.03325 |
423 |
290 |
86 |
47 |
134 |
It’s funny, I’m a cardiologist on my own planet. |
1.4247 |
0.03600 |
372 |
258 |
70 |
44 |
135 |
Yeah, AI took our jobs back on Mars. |
1.4220 |
0.03476 |
372 |
253 |
81 |
38 |
136 |
We have to work off the speeding ticket |
1.4217 |
0.03157 |
415 |
275 |
105 |
35 |
137 |
Unimaginable! An alien doing a job you don’t want to do? |
1.4212 |
0.03668 |
368 |
259 |
63 |
46 |
138 |
Just tidying up for the real invasion. |
1.4209 |
0.03514 |
354 |
239 |
81 |
34 |
139 |
Well, someone's got to do it, and apparently neither of your species will. |
1.4206 |
0.03373 |
378 |
254 |
89 |
35 |
140 |
We're not illegal if no one believes we're here. |
1.4191 |
0.03357 |
377 |
253 |
90 |
34 |
141 |
I miss the tractor beam. |
1.4190 |
0.03440 |
420 |
297 |
70 |
53 |
142 |
You know where we come from, we hire aliens to do this kind of work. |
1.4189 |
0.03467 |
370 |
252 |
81 |
37 |
143 |
Behold the fall of your civilization. |
1.4188 |
0.03448 |
382 |
262 |
80 |
40 |
144 |
What did you think “illegal alien” meant? |
1.4186 |
0.03511 |
387 |
270 |
72 |
45 |
145 |
Well, what do YOU eat? |
1.4181 |
0.03349 |
354 |
233 |
94 |
27 |
146 |
It's a bit premature but we like to keep our planet clean. |
1.4179 |
0.03287 |
414 |
283 |
89 |
42 |
147 |
DeSantis said the bus was taking us to a clam bake in Nantucket." |
1.4177 |
0.03412 |
419 |
295 |
73 |
51 |
148 |
Please explain the value of the sample we watched you collect. |
1.4175 |
0.03516 |
400 |
283 |
67 |
50 |
149 |
Ecotourism. |
1.4171 |
0.03564 |
362 |
250 |
73 |
39 |
150 |
If you don't want immigrants coming here, then you do the dirty jobs yourself. |
1.4149 |
0.03483 |
388 |
271 |
73 |
44 |
151 |
140 million miles and we forgot the leaf bags. |
1.4147 |
0.03627 |
381 |
272 |
60 |
49 |
152 |
You should take better care of your oxygen machines. |
1.4142 |
0.03564 |
379 |
267 |
67 |
45 |
153 |
Hard to believe, but we have three more planets to do after this one. |
1.4141 |
0.03374 |
396 |
273 |
82 |
41 |
154 |
We always come for the foliage. |
1.4140 |
0.03470 |
343 |
230 |
84 |
29 |
155 |
Evidently this is what illegal aliens do |
1.4134 |
0.03546 |
387 |
274 |
66 |
47 |
156 |
You mean it isn’t “Rake us to your leader”? |
1.4127 |
0.03633 |
361 |
254 |
65 |
42 |
157 |
We were caught exceeding the speed of light. |
1.4125 |
0.03336 |
383 |
260 |
88 |
35 |
158 |
Haven't you read The Landscaper's Guide to the Galaxy? |
1.4122 |
0.03623 |
376 |
268 |
61 |
47 |
159 |
We heard it was Earth day |
1.4114 |
0.03592 |
333 |
227 |
75 |
31 |
160 |
I know what you're thinking and that's racist |
1.4105 |
0.03509 |
363 |
251 |
75 |
37 |
161 |
We were told this is what aliens do. |
1.4100 |
0.03390 |
361 |
244 |
86 |
31 |
162 |
We also do gutters, roofs, and colonoscopies. |
1.4096 |
0.03460 |
354 |
241 |
81 |
32 |
163 |
Yes, but we all have green cards. |
1.4084 |
0.03487 |
333 |
224 |
82 |
27 |
164 |
It’s community service for abducting without a license. |
1.4080 |
0.03502 |
348 |
238 |
78 |
32 |
165 |
They took us to your leader. He told us to clean the forest floor. |
1.4080 |
0.03508 |
375 |
263 |
71 |
41 |
166 |
We're working toward our green cards. |
1.4078 |
0.03381 |
385 |
266 |
81 |
38 |
167 |
We're killing time since we can't find any sign of intelligent life. |
1.4064 |
0.03592 |
342 |
237 |
71 |
34 |
168 |
We couldn't find any crops for circles, so we're going leaf piles |
1.4063 |
0.03484 |
347 |
237 |
79 |
31 |
169 |
The job is o.k. The commute not so much! |
1.4061 |
0.03557 |
362 |
254 |
69 |
39 |
170 |
Who did you think was cleaning up Central Park, the city? |
1.4056 |
0.03564 |
355 |
248 |
70 |
37 |
171 |
If he does it again, he's toast. |
1.4051 |
0.03671 |
316 |
217 |
70 |
29 |
172 |
2.6 light year's to get here and all because Zoran’s wife saw a leaf wreath project on Pinterest |
1.4050 |
0.03440 |
363 |
250 |
79 |
34 |
173 |
Absolutely not! We banned leaf blowers centuries ago. |
1.4049 |
0.03406 |
368 |
253 |
81 |
34 |
174 |
The judge gave us the choice of this or cleaning out a black hole. |
1.4048 |
0.03686 |
336 |
236 |
64 |
36 |
175 |
Apprently, we’re “illegal aliens.” It’s the only work we’ve been able to get. |
1.4045 |
0.03511 |
356 |
247 |
74 |
35 |
176 |
The pay is OK, but the commute sucks! |
1.4042 |
0.03484 |
381 |
269 |
70 |
42 |
177 |
Please curb your dog, sir. We've had enough close encounters of the turd kind. |
1.4040 |
0.03653 |
349 |
247 |
63 |
39 |
178 |
What? You never saw an illegal alien doing yard work? |
1.4033 |
0.03821 |
305 |
213 |
61 |
31 |
179 |
The guy who hired us said he didn't care if we were illegal aliens |
1.4033 |
0.03455 |
367 |
255 |
76 |
36 |
180 |
I thought this is what you meant when you told us to leave. |
1.4031 |
0.03231 |
382 |
258 |
94 |
30 |
181 |
We invade, we spruce things up, then we flip for a nice profit. |
1.4031 |
0.03743 |
320 |
224 |
63 |
33 |
182 |
We do odd jobs. |
1.4031 |
0.03365 |
387 |
269 |
80 |
38 |
183 |
We’ve seen people take these in the bagful. They must be valuable. |
1.4031 |
0.03623 |
325 |
224 |
71 |
30 |
184 |
We are doing community service in underserved galaxies |
1.4029 |
0.03507 |
350 |
242 |
75 |
33 |
185 |
Yes, I can confirm that ET made it home. |
1.4026 |
0.03737 |
308 |
213 |
66 |
29 |
186 |
Just tidying things up. We're moving in tomorrow." |
1.4023 |
0.03621 |
353 |
250 |
64 |
39 |
187 |
Turns out there are consequences to going faster than the speed of light. |
1.4018 |
0.03587 |
326 |
224 |
73 |
29 |
188 |
You from around here? |
1.4016 |
0.03350 |
366 |
250 |
85 |
31 |
189 |
Don’t worry, we’ll put them all back. |
1.4006 |
0.03604 |
352 |
249 |
65 |
38 |
190 |
We’re just trying to identify all of these flying objects. |
1.4000 |
0.03748 |
300 |
207 |
66 |
27 |
191 |
What does it look like we're doing, asshole? |
1.3994 |
0.03642 |
338 |
238 |
65 |
35 |
192 |
We're tired of crop circles." |
1.3993 |
0.03540 |
303 |
203 |
79 |
21 |
193 |
I lost my keys. |
1.3988 |
0.03695 |
346 |
248 |
58 |
40 |
194 |
Calm down…It’s intergalactic community service. |
1.3988 |
0.03333 |
331 |
220 |
90 |
21 |
195 |
Honestly, I had no idea that landing here would blow all the leaves off your trees. |
1.3986 |
0.03753 |
296 |
204 |
66 |
26 |
196 |
Either keep him off the grass, buy us shoes, or get vaporized. |
1.3986 |
0.03843 |
296 |
207 |
60 |
29 |
197 |
We already talked to your leader a few years ago. We're trying to help stop forest fires. |
1.3977 |
0.03749 |
342 |
247 |
54 |
41 |
198 |
SOMEbody has to take care of your planet. |
1.3971 |
0.03679 |
345 |
247 |
59 |
39 |
199 |
Seriously,you mean to tell me this entire process happens each and every earth year? |
1.3966 |
0.03372 |
348 |
237 |
84 |
27 |
200 |
"Something fell out of your creature back there." |
1.3953 |
0.03810 |
296 |
207 |
61 |
28 |
201 |
'Take us to your litter.' |
1.3938 |
0.03816 |
292 |
204 |
61 |
27 |
202 |
When we’re finished here, we’ll be off to your capital to drain the swamp.” |
1.3937 |
0.03895 |
287 |
202 |
57 |
28 |
203 |
Our rate may seem a little high, but we have to charge for travel time. |
1.3929 |
0.03965 |
280 |
198 |
54 |
28 |
204 |
It's ok. We're only taking plant samples this trip. |
1.3927 |
0.03655 |
303 |
209 |
69 |
25 |
205 |
We like to leave the planets we visit cleaner than we found it. |
1.3920 |
0.03702 |
301 |
209 |
66 |
26 |
206 |
If not us, who? |
1.3916 |
0.03662 |
309 |
215 |
67 |
27 |
207 |
We got 30 days for flying an unlicensed saucer. |
1.3914 |
0.03520 |
350 |
247 |
69 |
34 |
208 |
Of all the questions you could ask, you’re choosing “Where’s your nose?” |
1.3908 |
0.03985 |
284 |
203 |
51 |
30 |
209 |
Is he friendly? |
1.3900 |
0.03709 |
300 |
209 |
65 |
26 |
210 |
We couldn't bring ourselves to do another crop circle |
1.3899 |
0.03641 |
318 |
223 |
66 |
29 |
211 |
Something may have been lost in translation, but we were instructed to clean up Earth after the Fall. |
1.3893 |
0.03874 |
298 |
213 |
54 |
31 |
212 |
I’m unfamiliar with that breed of rake. |
1.3889 |
0.03849 |
288 |
203 |
58 |
27 |
213 |
We're here because we could hear the damn leaf blowers half way across the galaxy! |
1.3889 |
0.03965 |
306 |
224 |
45 |
37 |
214 |
We do not wish to dominate an untidy planet. |
1.3887 |
0.03605 |
319 |
223 |
68 |
28 |
215 |
We will be leaving after our court ordered community service is complete |
1.3883 |
0.03864 |
273 |
190 |
60 |
23 |
216 |
Our planet was destroyed by leaf blowers. |
1.3882 |
0.03901 |
304 |
220 |
50 |
34 |
217 |
Leafy browns are a big part of our diet. |
1.3875 |
0.03918 |
271 |
190 |
57 |
24 |
218 |
We thought you said, "Rake us to your leader". |
1.3874 |
0.04117 |
253 |
179 |
50 |
24 |
219 |
Glad to help out since we're going to be neighbors. |
1.3873 |
0.03636 |
315 |
221 |
66 |
28 |
220 |
Have you seen any keys laying around here? |
1.3869 |
0.03955 |
274 |
194 |
54 |
26 |
221 |
If he bites me again my Dad will destroy your planet! |
1.3865 |
0.03652 |
326 |
232 |
62 |
32 |
222 |
We want that toupee, too. |
1.3864 |
0.03779 |
308 |
220 |
57 |
31 |
223 |
We're with Habitat for Humanity. |
1.3857 |
0.03889 |
293 |
210 |
53 |
30 |
224 |
Take me to a different leader. |
1.3852 |
0.03829 |
283 |
199 |
59 |
25 |
225 |
I was a neurosurgeon in my planet |
1.3852 |
0.03862 |
283 |
200 |
57 |
26 |
226 |
We come from a planet far, far away, that is meticulously landscaped. |
1.3851 |
0.03604 |
322 |
227 |
66 |
29 |
227 |
We're cleaning the place up for the new tenants... |
1.3849 |
0.03561 |
317 |
221 |
70 |
26 |
228 |
You're the one that voted to ban leaf blowers. |
1.3844 |
0.03786 |
307 |
220 |
56 |
31 |
229 |
Community service, don't ask. |
1.3839 |
0.03674 |
323 |
231 |
60 |
32 |
230 |
No we're not trying to be helpful. We're looking for the keys we dropped |
1.3838 |
0.03785 |
284 |
199 |
61 |
24 |
231 |
Easier than beaming them up one at a time. |
1.3836 |
0.03769 |
318 |
230 |
54 |
34 |
232 |
I'm starting to think 'take me to your litter' was a mistranslation. |
1.3836 |
0.03860 |
305 |
221 |
51 |
33 |
233 |
We’re trying to earn enough money to pay for the trip home. |
1.3836 |
0.03717 |
305 |
216 |
61 |
28 |
234 |
I'm sorry man, but it's pretty offensive to ask someone where they're "really from." |
1.3836 |
0.03805 |
292 |
207 |
58 |
27 |
235 |
The fall of man is upon us. |
1.3833 |
0.03915 |
287 |
206 |
52 |
29 |
236 |
Our deluxe package includes crop circles. |
1.3833 |
0.03853 |
287 |
204 |
56 |
27 |
237 |
We use them for nuclear fuel, medicines and snack foods — what about you ? |
1.3832 |
0.04018 |
274 |
197 |
49 |
28 |
238 |
Earth is our Adopt-a-Planet assignment. |
1.3831 |
0.04020 |
261 |
185 |
52 |
24 |
239 |
I can assure you. None of us are undocumented aliens..... |
1.3831 |
0.03454 |
308 |
210 |
78 |
20 |
240 |
No, E.T. stands for “extremely tidy.” |
1.3828 |
0.03705 |
303 |
214 |
62 |
27 |
241 |
Which of you is the leader? |
1.3822 |
0.03496 |
314 |
217 |
74 |
23 |
242 |
We do snow removal too. |
1.3819 |
0.03681 |
309 |
219 |
62 |
28 |
243 |
Well a leaf blower doesn't exactly say "We come in peace" does it, Sir? |
1.3814 |
0.03750 |
291 |
205 |
61 |
25 |
244 |
Sir, if you've scooped correctly you have nothing to worry about |
1.3811 |
0.03796 |
286 |
202 |
59 |
25 |
245 |
We are finding this local custom even more curious and less rewarding than following around a small tethered creature and picking up smelly droppings. |
1.3808 |
0.04029 |
260 |
185 |
51 |
24 |
246 |
I know for you it's a lovely seasonal thing. For us it's a
landing pad for the mother ship. |
1.3800 |
0.03513 |
300 |
206 |
74 |
20 |
247 |
Our role in the universe is to spread lawn order |
1.3797 |
0.04239 |
266 |
197 |
37 |
32 |
248 |
We’re just making all this presentable for— well, you’ll find out. |
1.3797 |
0.03923 |
295 |
215 |
48 |
32 |
249 |
You are his master, yet you walk behind him and clean up his excrement? |
1.3787 |
0.03864 |
301 |
219 |
50 |
32 |
250 |
We heard you guys needed help cleaning up the planet |
1.3786 |
0.03917 |
280 |
201 |
52 |
27 |
251 |
Just tidying up our new place. |
1.3785 |
0.03742 |
288 |
203 |
61 |
24 |
252 |
It’s extraterrestrial community service. |
1.3784 |
0.03639 |
296 |
207 |
66 |
23 |
253 |
We're not illegal. We're here to work! |
1.3782 |
0.04002 |
275 |
199 |
48 |
28 |
254 |
'Behold, the Fall of Earth' |
1.3782 |
0.03832 |
275 |
194 |
58 |
23 |
255 |
Do you know how long your government will be shut down? We wanna go home |
1.3779 |
0.03853 |
299 |
217 |
51 |
31 |
256 |
My kids have an art project. |
1.3777 |
0.03836 |
278 |
197 |
57 |
24 |
257 |
You know you could just time travel them back onto the trees. |
1.3776 |
0.03718 |
294 |
208 |
61 |
25 |
258 |
They are trying to earn enough money to see Taylor Swift |
1.3774 |
0.04206 |
257 |
188 |
41 |
28 |
259 |
Ask your dog. He knows what I said. |
1.3772 |
0.03807 |
281 |
199 |
58 |
24 |
260 |
What do you mean what are we doing? What do you power your spaceships with? |
1.3772 |
0.03920 |
289 |
210 |
49 |
30 |
261 |
We're looking for the keys. |
1.3770 |
0.04117 |
252 |
181 |
47 |
24 |
262 |
Abductions are much easier since we went vegan |
1.3769 |
0.04061 |
260 |
187 |
48 |
25 |
263 |
Actually, we're legal aliens. |
1.3763 |
0.03825 |
279 |
198 |
57 |
24 |
264 |
Well, there's undocumented and then there's unidentified. |
1.3763 |
0.03813 |
287 |
205 |
56 |
26 |
265 |
Hard to believe you people leave all this currency just lying around. |
1.3755 |
0.03925 |
269 |
192 |
53 |
24 |
266 |
It's hard to find good work as an illegal alien. |
1.3755 |
0.03960 |
269 |
193 |
51 |
25 |
267 |
We needed the gas money for the return trip. |
1.3754 |
0.03465 |
293 |
200 |
76 |
17 |
268 |
We just couldn't stand the noise anymore, so we're here to make America rake again. |
1.3754 |
0.03673 |
349 |
259 |
49 |
41 |
269 |
We’re getting volunteer hours cleaning up less fortunate planets. |
1.3750 |
0.04142 |
256 |
186 |
44 |
26 |
270 |
Do you have a metal detector? One of us dropped our spacecraft ignition key. |
1.3745 |
0.03897 |
275 |
197 |
53 |
25 |
271 |
Look, if y'all aren't going to take care of the place we will. |
1.3745 |
0.03804 |
251 |
173 |
62 |
16 |
272 |
We use them to make wigs. |
1.3745 |
0.03719 |
251 |
171 |
66 |
14 |
273 |
We were told this is what illegal aliens do. |
1.3741 |
0.03966 |
278 |
202 |
48 |
28 |
274 |
We were sentenced by a judge on our planet to perform 10 days of community service. Your days here are 50% shorter than ours. |
1.3740 |
0.04247 |
262 |
195 |
36 |
31 |
275 |
Our researchers have told us that collecting gold objects will allow us to purchase many things. |
1.3740 |
0.03941 |
246 |
172 |
56 |
18 |
276 |
Of course we have Green Cards! |
1.3737 |
0.03803 |
281 |
200 |
57 |
24 |
277 |
This is the only planet where we can find yard work. |
1.3736 |
0.03812 |
273 |
193 |
58 |
22 |
278 |
No, please don't take us to Earth's leaders. We'll just tidy up and be on our way. |
1.3736 |
0.04037 |
265 |
192 |
47 |
26 |
279 |
Just so you know, we're legal. |
1.3733 |
0.03668 |
292 |
206 |
63 |
23 |
280 |
We are on a Martian work release program. |
1.3731 |
0.03968 |
268 |
193 |
50 |
25 |
281 |
We see it's gonna be vacant soon. We're cleaning up before we move in. |
1.3730 |
0.04087 |
244 |
174 |
49 |
21 |
282 |
We got community service for speeding. |
1.3727 |
0.03481 |
322 |
227 |
70 |
25 |
283 |
Well, ultimately we're going to conquer humanity. But right now, we're just doing idiotic chores. To blend in. |
1.3724 |
0.03843 |
290 |
210 |
52 |
28 |
284 |
Leaf blowers? Your species clearly does not understand how leaves work. |
1.3722 |
0.03881 |
266 |
189 |
55 |
22 |
285 |
Just tidying up before the invasion. Why do you ask? |
1.3722 |
0.04197 |
266 |
198 |
37 |
31 |
286 |
We prefer these for mass abductions. |
1.3722 |
0.04025 |
309 |
235 |
33 |
41 |
287 |
After the probe it's the least we could do. |
1.3708 |
0.03758 |
267 |
187 |
61 |
19 |
288 |
Look, we take your jobs or go back to abducting and probing... your choice. |
1.3706 |
0.03816 |
286 |
206 |
54 |
26 |
289 |
Don't worry, you'll discover quantum leaf propulsion one day. |
1.3705 |
0.03828 |
278 |
199 |
55 |
24 |
290 |
We came 700 light years to get here, and we’re not going to leave until we jump in a pile of leaves like Earth kids. |
1.3705 |
0.03703 |
305 |
220 |
57 |
28 |
291 |
Is that your wife? |
1.3701 |
0.04122 |
254 |
185 |
44 |
25 |
292 |
We prefer the term ‘illegal immigrants’. |
1.3700 |
0.03595 |
300 |
212 |
65 |
23 |
293 |
Yes, having to do community service is universal. |
1.3697 |
0.04157 |
238 |
171 |
46 |
21 |
294 |
We were on our way to Venus but our OCD kicked in |
1.3697 |
0.03835 |
284 |
205 |
53 |
26 |
295 |
We like this part, we just don't like bagging them! |
1.3693 |
0.03904 |
241 |
168 |
57 |
16 |
296 |
So which one is your leader? |
1.3688 |
0.03795 |
263 |
185 |
59 |
19 |
297 |
Yeah, what planet are YOU from? You act like you never saw a rake before. |
1.3688 |
0.04125 |
263 |
194 |
41 |
28 |
298 |
We're searching for signs of intelligent life. Have you seen any? |
1.3684 |
0.04020 |
266 |
194 |
46 |
26 |
299 |
Times are tough all over. |
1.3679 |
0.03421 |
318 |
223 |
73 |
22 |
300 |
We considered the classic invasion, with the lasers and explosions. But then we realized, if we flooded the market with cheap labor we could just watch you guys destroy yourselves much more efficiently and with less resistance. |
1.3673 |
0.03978 |
294 |
220 |
40 |
34 |
301 |
Just doing odd jobs until our resident alien visas come through. |
1.3672 |
0.04020 |
256 |
185 |
48 |
23 |
302 |
How do you think we pay for the fuel? |
1.3665 |
0.03917 |
251 |
178 |
54 |
19 |
303 |
We heard that the top 1% were raking it in. |
1.3664 |
0.04098 |
262 |
193 |
42 |
27 |
304 |
We’re here because Artificial Intelligence has already taken all the jobs on our planet. |
1.3664 |
0.04273 |
232 |
169 |
41 |
22 |
305 |
It looks good on our resume. |
1.3661 |
0.03844 |
254 |
179 |
57 |
18 |
306 |
Were just sick of looking at it! |
1.3659 |
0.03702 |
276 |
195 |
61 |
20 |
307 |
We prefer ‘undocumented’. |
1.3659 |
0.03769 |
287 |
207 |
55 |
25 |
308 |
Just earning gas money for the return trip. |
1.3658 |
0.03891 |
257 |
183 |
54 |
20 |
309 |
We were told it's the only way to get a green card. |
1.3656 |
0.03812 |
279 |
201 |
54 |
24 |
310 |
Fifty hours community service for an unregistered vehicle. |
1.3655 |
0.03708 |
290 |
208 |
58 |
24 |
311 |
We are the only intergalactic
landscapers on Craig’s List. |
1.3651 |
0.03368 |
304 |
210 |
77 |
17 |
312 |
How come immigrants only get the jobs you don't want to do? |
1.3643 |
0.03800 |
258 |
182 |
58 |
18 |
313 |
What’d you think we make crop circles with? |
1.3643 |
0.03801 |
280 |
202 |
54 |
24 |
314 |
Yeah, we're undocumented workers. So what? |
1.3636 |
0.04182 |
242 |
177 |
42 |
23 |
315 |
It's community service for exceeding the speed of light. |
1.3636 |
0.03727 |
253 |
176 |
62 |
15 |
316 |
It's community service for all those crop circles. |
1.3636 |
0.03964 |
264 |
192 |
48 |
24 |
317 |
Community service, only one more week! |
1.3633 |
0.03985 |
278 |
206 |
43 |
29 |
318 |
Ironically our technology in leaf control is far below our space travel. |
1.3629 |
0.03904 |
248 |
176 |
54 |
18 |
319 |
Elon promised that if we cleaned his yard he'd consider not coming to Mars. |
1.3629 |
0.03986 |
248 |
178 |
50 |
20 |
320 |
Just sprucing up the place before we move in... |
1.3629 |
0.04073 |
237 |
170 |
48 |
19 |
321 |
Our mission is to Make America Rake Again. |
1.3628 |
0.04528 |
226 |
170 |
30 |
26 |
322 |
We needed more community service hours. |
1.3626 |
0.03464 |
273 |
187 |
73 |
13 |
323 |
They’re on a gold ring with a blue fob |
1.3624 |
0.04264 |
229 |
167 |
41 |
21 |
324 |
Earth Day: It’s not just for earthlings anymore. |
1.3624 |
0.04127 |
229 |
164 |
47 |
18 |
325 |
Yes we're aliens. But we only came here to take jobs you don't want to do yourselves. |
1.3621 |
0.04288 |
243 |
181 |
36 |
26 |
326 |
We don't understand your exercises in futility. |
1.3620 |
0.03773 |
279 |
201 |
55 |
23 |
327 |
We are actually little-greens men! |
1.3619 |
0.03963 |
257 |
186 |
49 |
22 |
328 |
We’re tidying up before we take over tomorrow. |
1.3617 |
0.04096 |
235 |
169 |
47 |
19 |
329 |
Classic. They say they hate aliens, yet they love to exploit us for our labor. |
1.3616 |
0.04512 |
224 |
168 |
31 |
25 |
330 |
We make way more money in lawn care than we ever did probing humans. |
1.3614 |
0.03891 |
249 |
177 |
54 |
18 |
331 |
It’s part of our new ‘adopt a planet' initiative. |
1.3612 |
0.04056 |
227 |
161 |
50 |
16 |
332 |
I'll try this again. Rake me to your leafer. |
1.3612 |
0.03972 |
263 |
192 |
47 |
24 |
333 |
Resistance is futile. We also have blowers. |
1.3610 |
0.03826 |
277 |
201 |
52 |
24 |
334 |
Don't worry. We'll find that brown lump your little friend lost. |
1.3610 |
0.04065 |
241 |
174 |
47 |
20 |
335 |
If we find anything but leaves on this grass, your little slave is toast. |
1.3608 |
0.03906 |
255 |
183 |
52 |
20 |
336 |
We like to leave a place just a little bit nicer than how we found it. |
1.3605 |
0.03795 |
258 |
183 |
57 |
18 |
337 |
We’re raking leaves. What are YOU doing here? |
1.3598 |
0.04131 |
239 |
174 |
44 |
21 |
338 |
We need gas money. |
1.3593 |
0.03750 |
270 |
193 |
57 |
20 |
339 |
It's part of our adopt-a-planet volunteer work. |
1.3593 |
0.03750 |
270 |
193 |
57 |
20 |
340 |
Take us to Four Seasons Landscaping. |
1.3593 |
0.03964 |
270 |
199 |
45 |
26 |
341 |
We’re out of toilet paper. |
1.3592 |
0.03845 |
245 |
173 |
56 |
16 |
342 |
They’re outsourcing everything now. |
1.3586 |
0.04197 |
237 |
174 |
41 |
22 |
343 |
It's a mission trip to undeveloped worlds. |
1.3585 |
0.03982 |
265 |
195 |
45 |
25 |
344 |
Our tractor beam broke. |
1.3584 |
0.03903 |
279 |
206 |
46 |
27 |
345 |
None of your people want these jobs anymore. |
1.3580 |
0.03801 |
257 |
183 |
56 |
18 |
346 |
Just doing a little house cleaning before we move in... |
1.3577 |
0.04002 |
246 |
178 |
48 |
20 |
347 |
We're leaving Earth better than we found it. |
1.3577 |
0.03832 |
246 |
174 |
56 |
16 |
348 |
I would use the term ‘unidentified’ rather than ‘undocumented’. |
1.3575 |
0.04025 |
221 |
156 |
51 |
14 |
349 |
It's just our way of saying thanks for your participation in our probing experiments. |
1.3574 |
0.04134 |
235 |
171 |
44 |
20 |
350 |
What did you think happened to all the leaves? |
1.3574 |
0.03930 |
263 |
192 |
48 |
23 |
351 |
You didnt happen to see a small gold key? |
1.3571 |
0.04231 |
224 |
163 |
42 |
19 |
352 |
We got tired of doing crop circles. |
1.3566 |
0.04228 |
244 |
182 |
37 |
25 |
353 |
It's community service. Except we have to do it on another planet. |
1.3565 |
0.04139 |
216 |
154 |
47 |
15 |
354 |
What is the best way to reattach the leaves to the trees? |
1.3563 |
0.03987 |
261 |
192 |
45 |
24 |
355 |
Basically it runs on a composting system. I am surprised that you guys went down that fossil fuels route. |
1.3561 |
0.04026 |
264 |
196 |
42 |
26 |
356 |
Are you saying they fall off by themselves? |
1.3560 |
0.03994 |
250 |
182 |
47 |
21 |
357 |
Community service sentence for all those abductions. |
1.3555 |
0.04465 |
211 |
156 |
35 |
20 |
358 |
We have to clean up this planet before we invade. |
1.3553 |
0.03530 |
273 |
191 |
67 |
15 |
359 |
What! You've never seen an undocumented alien raking leaves before?" |
1.3553 |
0.04312 |
228 |
169 |
37 |
22 |
360 |
We also have a dog walking service, if you’re interested. |
1.3548 |
0.04275 |
217 |
158 |
41 |
18 |
361 |
You're kidding! They grow on trees? |
1.3543 |
0.04025 |
254 |
187 |
44 |
23 |
362 |
The leaves go with us so much more willingly. |
1.3540 |
0.04057 |
226 |
162 |
48 |
16 |
363 |
You asked us to leave. |
1.3538 |
0.03994 |
260 |
192 |
44 |
24 |
364 |
All of our vehicles run on plant debris. Don't yours? |
1.3529 |
0.04168 |
221 |
160 |
44 |
17 |
365 |
This looked a lot more fun from the spaceship. |
1.3529 |
0.03966 |
221 |
156 |
52 |
13 |
366 |
Gravity’s a drag, eh? |
1.3527 |
0.04177 |
224 |
163 |
43 |
18 |
367 |
Before we landed aliens from Mexico did this job. |
1.3525 |
0.03932 |
244 |
176 |
50 |
18 |
368 |
We were flown here because it’s a sanctuary city. |
1.3525 |
0.04222 |
244 |
183 |
36 |
25 |
369 |
We evolved species moved beyond the horrors of leaf blowers |
1.3522 |
0.03899 |
247 |
178 |
51 |
18 |
370 |
Once we wrap this up we'll move forward with your abduction. |
1.3521 |
0.04172 |
213 |
153 |
45 |
15 |
371 |
We’re listing the property next week. |
1.3519 |
0.04131 |
216 |
155 |
46 |
15 |
372 |
I know, after all that buildup we're just about yardwork. |
1.3517 |
0.04242 |
236 |
176 |
37 |
23 |
373 |
No, I did not say "Take me to your WEEDER!" |
1.3517 |
0.04113 |
236 |
173 |
43 |
20 |
374 |
Back home, I was a warp drive engineer, but here… |
1.3508 |
0.03927 |
248 |
180 |
49 |
19 |
375 |
We’re earning money to buy Taylor Swift tickets. |
1.3503 |
0.03652 |
294 |
215 |
55 |
24 |
376 |
You’re saying it’s TAKE me to your leader? |
1.3498 |
0.04271 |
243 |
184 |
33 |
26 |
377 |
I much prefer this raking mission over the probing one I was on last sun circuit. |
1.3493 |
0.04330 |
209 |
153 |
39 |
17 |
378 |
Gotta earn more money to get home. Gas prices are out of this world. |
1.3487 |
0.04169 |
238 |
177 |
39 |
22 |
379 |
We can see how ugly your front yard is from space. |
1.3484 |
0.04011 |
244 |
179 |
45 |
20 |
380 |
Why stare? Aren’t you used to aliens doing your work. |
1.3480 |
0.04404 |
227 |
172 |
31 |
24 |
381 |
Because somebody’s got to clean up this place. |
1.3478 |
0.03998 |
230 |
166 |
48 |
16 |
382 |
We'll do anything, just don't bring us to your leader. |
1.3478 |
0.04273 |
230 |
172 |
36 |
22 |
383 |
Be glad we’re vegans. |
1.3475 |
0.04106 |
236 |
174 |
42 |
20 |
384 |
As undocumented aliens, it’s the only work we could find. |
1.3468 |
0.04194 |
222 |
163 |
41 |
18 |
385 |
Funny story: turns out the blowers we were using are what you humans call “ray guns”. |
1.3465 |
0.04253 |
228 |
170 |
37 |
21 |
386 |
We like to give back to the community before we invade. |
1.3462 |
0.04129 |
234 |
173 |
41 |
20 |
387 |
We're here for the fall of Earth |
1.3460 |
0.04135 |
211 |
152 |
45 |
14 |
388 |
We blow them all back on take-off. |
1.3458 |
0.04454 |
214 |
161 |
32 |
21 |
389 |
Americans are outsourcing everything these days. |
1.3454 |
0.03990 |
249 |
184 |
44 |
21 |
390 |
Oh, just sprucing up for the new tenants. |
1.3448 |
0.04016 |
232 |
169 |
46 |
17 |
391 |
Let’s face it, anything you can do we do better |
1.3448 |
0.04008 |
203 |
143 |
50 |
10 |
392 |
We’re extraterrestrial guest workers. `Alien’ is offensive. |
1.3448 |
0.04016 |
232 |
169 |
46 |
17 |
393 |
We also do dog walking. Interested? |
1.3447 |
0.03933 |
235 |
170 |
49 |
16 |
394 |
If you zap them with a little salt, they're delicious |
1.3440 |
0.04293 |
218 |
162 |
37 |
19 |
395 |
What’s your rake’s name? |
1.3440 |
0.04486 |
218 |
166 |
29 |
23 |
396 |
This is our community service. We got caught speeding in a no-fly zone. |
1.3439 |
0.04103 |
221 |
161 |
44 |
16 |
397 |
¿Hablas español? |
1.3438 |
0.03909 |
256 |
189 |
46 |
21 |
398 |
Because the leaf blower hurts our ears. |
1.3435 |
0.04038 |
230 |
168 |
45 |
17 |
399 |
Can we borrow your Roomba? |
1.3430 |
0.04240 |
207 |
151 |
41 |
15 |
400 |
Missionary work always starts with community service. |
1.3429 |
0.04251 |
210 |
154 |
40 |
16 |
401 |
We were raised to leave things better than we found them. |
1.3425 |
0.04177 |
219 |
161 |
41 |
17 |
402 |
Maybe next time specify human aliens? |
1.3420 |
0.04390 |
193 |
141 |
38 |
14 |
403 |
This isn't what you meant when you told us to leave? |
1.3419 |
0.04339 |
234 |
179 |
30 |
25 |
404 |
This is the only thing AI can't do on our planet also. |
1.3417 |
0.03961 |
240 |
176 |
46 |
18 |
405 |
Your clothing is making everyone really uncomfortable. |
1.3415 |
0.04376 |
205 |
152 |
36 |
17 |
406 |
Yes, we were told all the menial jobs were done by aliens. |
1.3411 |
0.04244 |
214 |
158 |
39 |
17 |
407 |
We are raking the forest floor because that is what your supreme leader, Orange Face Fatso, said would prevent forest fires. |
1.3411 |
0.03998 |
258 |
194 |
40 |
24 |
408 |
We were told to just turn over the new ones. |
1.3397 |
0.04150 |
209 |
152 |
43 |
14 |
409 |
We come in peace. We can hear your leaf blowers across the universe. |
1.3396 |
0.04217 |
212 |
156 |
40 |
16 |
410 |
Because on your planet, money really does grow on trees. |
1.3394 |
0.04145 |
221 |
163 |
41 |
17 |
411 |
We're as legal as the Pilgrims. |
1.3390 |
0.04136 |
236 |
177 |
38 |
21 |
412 |
We are still illegal aliens, but the wall was no problem. |
1.3389 |
0.04183 |
239 |
181 |
35 |
23 |
413 |
Sorry, we’re only collecting DNA from species worth saving. |
1.3388 |
0.04268 |
242 |
186 |
30 |
26 |
414 |
The HOA around here is way stricter than what we're used to. |
1.3385 |
0.04400 |
192 |
141 |
37 |
14 |
415 |
Tidying up before the takeover. |
1.3384 |
0.03997 |
198 |
140 |
49 |
9 |
416 |
Can I marry you for a green card? |
1.3383 |
0.04202 |
201 |
146 |
42 |
13 |
417 |
Well, YOU weren't gonna do it. |
1.3382 |
0.03796 |
204 |
142 |
55 |
7 |
418 |
Well, where did you think they all went? |
1.3382 |
0.04495 |
204 |
154 |
31 |
19 |
419 |
Don't be alarmed. We're just gathering samples. |
1.3382 |
0.03944 |
207 |
147 |
50 |
10 |
420 |
You're next. |
1.3376 |
0.03979 |
234 |
172 |
45 |
17 |
421 |
We are cleaning up before the others arrive. |
1.3374 |
0.04047 |
243 |
182 |
40 |
21 |
422 |
It was this or no more abductions till graduation. |
1.3373 |
0.03902 |
252 |
187 |
45 |
20 |
423 |
How can you leave all this money lying around? |
1.3368 |
0.04442 |
193 |
143 |
35 |
15 |
424 |
We’ve come to take jobs Americans don’t like to do. |
1.3367 |
0.04347 |
199 |
147 |
37 |
15 |
425 |
We've mastered ionic propulsion, yet somehow the leaf blower eludes us. |
1.3366 |
0.04185 |
202 |
147 |
42 |
13 |
426 |
It's 100 hours of court ordered community service for public nudity. |
1.3366 |
0.04257 |
205 |
151 |
39 |
15 |
427 |
I think there's something wrong with your rake. |
1.3365 |
0.04532 |
208 |
159 |
28 |
21 |
428 |
Where is your leader? We have mulch to talk about! |
1.3364 |
0.04244 |
217 |
162 |
37 |
18 |
429 |
We're collecting things for our earth diorama. Can we please have your dog? |
1.3363 |
0.04064 |
223 |
164 |
43 |
16 |
430 |
So, what kind of rake is that? |
1.3363 |
0.03700 |
223 |
157 |
57 |
9 |
431 |
We like to iron them between pieces of wax paper. |
1.3351 |
0.04707 |
188 |
143 |
27 |
18 |
432 |
We. Are. In. Search. Of... Intelligent. Leaf. |
1.3350 |
0.04770 |
200 |
156 |
21 |
23 |
433 |
Advanced civilizations gave up leaf blowers centuries ago. |
1.3350 |
0.04126 |
206 |
150 |
43 |
13 |
434 |
They've closed the borders, but they're opening space. |
1.3348 |
0.04037 |
221 |
162 |
44 |
15 |
435 |
They’re just hors d’oeuvres, so we still need the dog. |
1.3348 |
0.04116 |
230 |
172 |
39 |
19 |
436 |
Yard work may be alien to you, but not to us. |
1.3347 |
0.04041 |
236 |
176 |
41 |
19 |
437 |
We are simulating the futility of earthling behavior. |
1.3333 |
0.04193 |
201 |
147 |
41 |
13 |
438 |
We are curious. Why are Earthlings devoted to futility? |
1.3333 |
0.04331 |
207 |
155 |
35 |
17 |
439 |
Where do we cash them in? |
1.3333 |
0.04109 |
207 |
151 |
43 |
13 |
440 |
You forget you ever saw us here, we’ll forget what your little dog just did there. |
1.3333 |
0.04082 |
225 |
167 |
41 |
17 |
441 |
One of your fellow earthlings asked that we leave.... |
1.3333 |
0.04252 |
201 |
148 |
39 |
14 |
442 |
I have to warn you, our rates are astronomical. |
1.3333 |
0.04268 |
183 |
132 |
41 |
10 |
443 |
It's more fun than Area 51. |
1.3333 |
0.04005 |
246 |
185 |
40 |
21 |
444 |
This motherfucker. |
1.3320 |
0.04468 |
241 |
192 |
18 |
31 |
445 |
Excuse me. We work for Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Have you seen Mr. Giuliani? |
1.3318 |
0.04293 |
220 |
167 |
33 |
20 |
446 |
Our leader told us to leave no leaf unturned |
1.3318 |
0.04175 |
214 |
159 |
39 |
16 |
447 |
You're right, we're not as technologically advanced as you thought. |
1.3317 |
0.04149 |
208 |
153 |
41 |
14 |
448 |
We've been advised to win you over with meaningless gestures. |
1.3317 |
0.04075 |
205 |
149 |
44 |
12 |
449 |
Excuse me, could you take me to your weeder? |
1.3317 |
0.04395 |
199 |
149 |
34 |
16 |
450 |
Yeah, circles cost double. |
1.3317 |
0.04096 |
199 |
144 |
44 |
11 |
451 |
You should come! We're going to jump in leaf piles and have bon fires, apple cider, anal probes, corn mazes... it'll be fun! |
1.3316 |
0.04604 |
190 |
144 |
29 |
17 |
452 |
We're trying to earn some money for rocket fuel. |
1.3315 |
0.04436 |
181 |
133 |
36 |
12 |
453 |
Since building pyramids is no longer in vogue, landscaping seems to be one of the few things 'illegal aliens' are good for. |
1.3305 |
0.03817 |
239 |
175 |
49 |
15 |
454 |
And then our green cards came in the mail, so I guess we're just legal aliens now. |
1.3304 |
0.04041 |
224 |
166 |
42 |
16 |
455 |
We got pulled for speeding and thejudge sentenced us to community service. |
1.3302 |
0.04106 |
215 |
159 |
41 |
15 |
456 |
Detention. Our physics teacher is such a buzzkill. |
1.3302 |
0.04312 |
215 |
163 |
33 |
19 |
457 |
We are searching for intelligent lifeforms. |
1.3302 |
0.04146 |
212 |
157 |
40 |
15 |
458 |
There was an ad that said move to Earth and you can rake it in. |
1.3301 |
0.04296 |
209 |
157 |
35 |
17 |
459 |
Leaf us alone." |
1.3300 |
0.04603 |
203 |
157 |
25 |
21 |
460 |
We normally use them for probing. |
1.3300 |
0.04158 |
203 |
149 |
41 |
13 |
461 |
Because, apparently, taking care of your own planet is alien to you. |
1.3299 |
0.04472 |
194 |
146 |
32 |
16 |
462 |
On my home planet, I was a dentist. |
1.3298 |
0.04448 |
188 |
140 |
34 |
14 |
463 |
Your planet is untidy. |
1.3292 |
0.03711 |
240 |
174 |
53 |
13 |
464 |
We each got three light years community service |
1.3292 |
0.04196 |
240 |
185 |
31 |
24 |
465 |
Excuse me sir, I was told to rake these to your leader. |
1.3291 |
0.03974 |
237 |
177 |
42 |
18 |
466 |
We didn't know light speed wasn't allowed, now we have to do community service |
1.3291 |
0.03883 |
237 |
175 |
46 |
16 |
467 |
Just because we are gardeners, doesn't mean we are illegal. |
1.3290 |
0.03952 |
231 |
171 |
44 |
16 |
468 |
It’s community service after that whole laser thing. |
1.3288 |
0.04113 |
222 |
166 |
39 |
17 |
469 |
We'll be down to your house where we dump these little things so you can rake them up again and again and again....every fucking year 'til you die. |
1.3286 |
0.04183 |
213 |
159 |
38 |
16 |
470 |
It's part of our parole outreach program. |
1.3286 |
0.04075 |
213 |
157 |
42 |
14 |
471 |
We’re here on a green card.” |
1.3285 |
0.04099 |
207 |
152 |
42 |
13 |
472 |
We can't take the sound of your leaf blowers anymore. |
1.3284 |
0.04300 |
201 |
150 |
36 |
15 |
473 |
Oh, actually we're here to fulfill our high school's intergalactic service project. |
1.3284 |
0.04470 |
201 |
153 |
30 |
18 |
474 |
We plea-bargained down to vandalism for Roswell and were sentenced to community service. |
1.3280 |
0.04852 |
189 |
148 |
20 |
21 |
475 |
Sure it's seasonal, but I have a side hustle experimenting on humans. |
1.3278 |
0.04230 |
180 |
130 |
41 |
9 |
476 |
Don't you hate it when your kids surprise you with "my school project is due tomorrow". |
1.3277 |
0.04774 |
177 |
135 |
26 |
16 |
477 |
We have to do community service. They say we trashed another planet. |
1.3268 |
0.04349 |
205 |
155 |
33 |
17 |
478 |
You mean on Earth, money does NOT grow on trees? |
1.3264 |
0.04360 |
193 |
144 |
35 |
14 |
479 |
You say fall clean-up; we call it abduction of photosynthetic specimens. |
1.3264 |
0.04421 |
193 |
145 |
33 |
15 |
480 |
We’d be working at Goldman if we could get a Green Card. |
1.3263 |
0.04344 |
190 |
141 |
36 |
13 |
481 |
We pick up odd jobs around the galaxy for beer money. |
1.3259 |
0.04130 |
224 |
169 |
37 |
18 |
482 |
Wait, you mean your leader is not the owner of this home? |
1.3258 |
0.04404 |
178 |
131 |
36 |
11 |
483 |
We’re trying to blend in. |
1.3258 |
0.03700 |
221 |
158 |
54 |
9 |
484 |
Sorry about the whole take over your planet thing. But we’re cool now, right? |
1.3254 |
0.04122 |
209 |
155 |
40 |
14 |
485 |
Why do you need to see my immigration papers? |
1.3252 |
0.04164 |
206 |
153 |
39 |
14 |
486 |
It's an odd compulsion, I admit. |
1.3251 |
0.04148 |
203 |
150 |
40 |
13 |
487 |
But it's only seasonal work. |
1.3251 |
0.03905 |
203 |
146 |
48 |
9 |
488 |
We charge the same for snow removal. |
1.3250 |
0.04536 |
200 |
154 |
27 |
19 |
489 |
Today, we were instructed to leaf the planet |
1.3250 |
0.03796 |
240 |
177 |
48 |
15 |
490 |
It's the only job we can get until our work permits come through. |
1.3249 |
0.04234 |
197 |
146 |
38 |
13 |
491 |
Autumn is a terrible time to lose your keys. |
1.3247 |
0.04279 |
194 |
144 |
37 |
13 |
492 |
It is Earth Day,no? |
1.3246 |
0.04261 |
191 |
141 |
38 |
12 |
493 |
There is no place like New York in the Fall. |
1.3245 |
0.04501 |
188 |
142 |
31 |
15 |
494 |
We agreed to Roswell because it was sand and no cleanup. This is ridiculous! |
1.3245 |
0.04104 |
188 |
136 |
43 |
9 |
495 |
We love this job - if it wasn’t for the commuting. |
1.3245 |
0.04372 |
188 |
140 |
35 |
13 |
496 |
It's nice having the kids home for Thanksgiving. |
1.3243 |
0.04104 |
222 |
167 |
38 |
17 |
497 |
We are legal aliens; we have little green cards. |
1.3242 |
0.04042 |
219 |
163 |
41 |
15 |
498 |
We're on pause. Apparently there's some debate about who your leader is. |
1.3242 |
0.04539 |
182 |
137 |
31 |
14 |
499 |
We don't get to do yardwork on Mars . |
1.3241 |
0.04027 |
216 |
160 |
42 |
14 |
500 |
Our observations lead us to conclude that these must be quite valuable. |
1.3241 |
0.03973 |
216 |
159 |
44 |
13 |
501 |
Once you get to earth, it gets boring pretty fast. |
1.3235 |
0.04616 |
170 |
127 |
31 |
12 |
502 |
The translator app said “Take me to your leaves.” |
1.3235 |
0.04302 |
204 |
154 |
34 |
16 |
503 |
We read that to avoid stress in your work you humans take leaves. |
1.3235 |
0.03907 |
238 |
178 |
43 |
17 |
504 |
We each got 20 hours of community service for messing with you guys. |
1.3234 |
0.04033 |
235 |
178 |
38 |
19 |
505 |
where am i from? stamford, racist ass |
1.3234 |
0.04460 |
201 |
154 |
29 |
18 |
506 |
This is our service project to help underdeveloped species. |
1.3231 |
0.04013 |
229 |
172 |
40 |
17 |
507 |
I expect you to come up and help us after the August meteor shower. |
1.3229 |
0.04177 |
192 |
141 |
40 |
11 |
508 |
It's a work release program. |
1.3229 |
0.03937 |
223 |
165 |
44 |
14 |
509 |
Do all of you identify as deciduous? |
1.3228 |
0.04352 |
189 |
141 |
35 |
13 |
510 |
It’s just a little thank you for everything we learned about your primitive society. |
1.3226 |
0.04466 |
186 |
140 |
32 |
14 |
511 |
They are so colorful! We eat them for breakfast with cream and sugar. |
1.3223 |
0.04356 |
211 |
162 |
30 |
19 |
512 |
I dropped my contact. |
1.3222 |
0.04638 |
180 |
137 |
28 |
15 |
513 |
On our planet, they are a delicacy. |
1.3222 |
0.04143 |
180 |
130 |
42 |
8 |
514 |
Well somebody’s gotta take care of this place. |
1.3218 |
0.04329 |
202 |
153 |
33 |
16 |
515 |
because that guy over there said money grows on trees on your planet |
1.3218 |
0.04385 |
202 |
154 |
31 |
17 |
516 |
Yeah, well, you don't understand curling, either. |
1.3216 |
0.04812 |
171 |
131 |
25 |
15 |
517 |
We came in peace and got 40 hours community service for parking illegally. |
1.3214 |
0.04653 |
196 |
153 |
23 |
20 |
518 |
The crop circle group has it much easier. |
1.3211 |
0.04583 |
190 |
146 |
27 |
17 |
519 |
Trust me, we haven't figured out how to get rid of weeds either. |
1.3211 |
0.04397 |
190 |
143 |
33 |
14 |
520 |
You three look so alike!"
"So do you two. |
1.3211 |
0.04460 |
190 |
144 |
31 |
15 |
521 |
Yup, all three of us got community service for a DUI: Driving while Un-Identified |
1.3208 |
0.04127 |
212 |
159 |
38 |
15 |
522 |
Yes, we're working hard at a thankless job, but what makes you think we're illegal aliens? |
1.3208 |
0.04017 |
212 |
157 |
42 |
13 |
523 |
Leaf composting. We don’t just abduct people anymore. |
1.3207 |
0.04430 |
184 |
138 |
33 |
13 |
524 |
What do you mean they’re worthless? |
1.3204 |
0.04321 |
206 |
157 |
32 |
17 |
525 |
We've determined that you need all the help you can get. |
1.3202 |
0.04253 |
203 |
153 |
35 |
15 |
526 |
We were going to invade, but you guys have been through a lot lately. |
1.3202 |
0.04253 |
203 |
153 |
35 |
15 |
527 |
We got bored with crop circles. |
1.3200 |
0.04442 |
175 |
130 |
34 |
11 |
528 |
You just picked up an animal's excrement, and you think we're odd? |
1.3200 |
0.04999 |
175 |
138 |
18 |
19 |
529 |
On our dead planet, we used to burn these. |
1.3196 |
0.04140 |
194 |
143 |
40 |
11 |
530 |
It was a suggested part of our "Life on Earth" tour! |
1.3194 |
0.04117 |
191 |
140 |
41 |
10 |
531 |
We’ve been promised a green card |
1.3190 |
0.03873 |
232 |
173 |
44 |
15 |
532 |
What do you mean, undocumented aliens? |
1.3188 |
0.04005 |
229 |
173 |
39 |
17 |
533 |
If you wanted to hire a different kind of alien, you should’ve specified. |
1.3187 |
0.04724 |
182 |
141 |
24 |
17 |
534 |
Traffic wasn’t too bad today, 30 lightyears faster than usual. |
1.3186 |
0.04001 |
204 |
150 |
43 |
11 |
535 |
What are these ‘Gutters’ of which you speak? |
1.3184 |
0.04370 |
179 |
133 |
35 |
11 |
536 |
One minute we're visiting a new planet, the next minute someone calls us illegal aliens and tells us to rake leaves. |
1.3184 |
0.03978 |
201 |
147 |
44 |
10 |
537 |
We finally got our work permits |
1.3182 |
0.04442 |
198 |
152 |
29 |
17 |
538 |
I’m just saying one of you will be in serious trouble once we’ve analysed the droppings. |
1.3182 |
0.04420 |
176 |
131 |
34 |
11 |
539 |
We actually come from a very advanced civilization, but lawncare is apparently the only job we can get here as undocumented aliens. |
1.3176 |
0.04824 |
170 |
131 |
24 |
15 |
540 |
Isn’t there an easier way to get oxygen on this planet? |
1.3175 |
0.03851 |
211 |
154 |
47 |
10 |
541 |
Let's see YOUR documents. |
1.3175 |
0.03910 |
211 |
155 |
45 |
11 |
542 |
Why are you always dragging that silly human around? |
1.3175 |
0.04188 |
211 |
160 |
35 |
16 |
543 |
Our mothership wanted us to do community service. |
1.3175 |
0.04714 |
189 |
148 |
22 |
19 |
544 |
Take me to your composting bin. |
1.3175 |
0.04593 |
189 |
146 |
26 |
17 |
545 |
Sorry, you're still responsible for picking up for your dog. |
1.3175 |
0.04209 |
189 |
140 |
38 |
11 |
546 |
Greeting’s, we’re on a leaf keeping mission. |
1.3168 |
0.03899 |
202 |
147 |
46 |
9 |
547 |
Sill waiting on our green cards. |
1.3166 |
0.04000 |
199 |
146 |
43 |
10 |
548 |
Some of us do anal probes. We're just anal. |
1.3158 |
0.04448 |
190 |
145 |
30 |
15 |
549 |
We don't have trees....but with a little reverse engineering.... |
1.3158 |
0.04448 |
190 |
145 |
30 |
15 |
550 |
There's nothing to see here. |
1.3158 |
0.04727 |
171 |
131 |
26 |
14 |
551 |
Unfortunately, we all volunteered for the project without bothering to ask our troop leader why he chose to call it 'The Fall of Man' . |
1.3155 |
0.04369 |
187 |
141 |
33 |
13 |
552 |
When you're an undocumented extraterrestrial, you take work where you can find it. |
1.3153 |
0.04300 |
203 |
155 |
32 |
16 |
553 |
Take me to your arborist. |
1.3153 |
0.04185 |
203 |
153 |
36 |
14 |
554 |
We also do the jobs you don’t want to do. |
1.3150 |
0.04168 |
200 |
150 |
37 |
13 |
555 |
Don't worry, keep walking, nothing to see here. |
1.3149 |
0.04329 |
181 |
135 |
35 |
11 |
556 |
If I tell you, you'll be sorry. |
1.3149 |
0.04537 |
181 |
138 |
29 |
14 |
557 |
We haven't figured out a better way either. |
1.3148 |
0.04420 |
162 |
119 |
35 |
8 |
558 |
Thank you for letting us partake in your great Raking of the Leaves ceremony. |
1.3148 |
0.03954 |
216 |
161 |
42 |
13 |
559 |
What? |
1.3147 |
0.04392 |
197 |
151 |
30 |
16 |
560 |
We can't believe you guys leave this delicacy just lying around for the taking! |
1.3146 |
0.04520 |
178 |
135 |
30 |
13 |
561 |
We feel that tidying up the park improves the abduction experience. |
1.3146 |
0.04450 |
178 |
134 |
32 |
12 |
562 |
Then he said, "And you guys are going to pay for that wall," and we're still lol. |
1.3146 |
0.04311 |
213 |
165 |
29 |
19 |
563 |
We heard that you were desperately in need of illegal aliens to do your yard work. |
1.3144 |
0.04500 |
194 |
150 |
27 |
17 |
564 |
It’s definitely easier on a planet without wind. |
1.3143 |
0.04574 |
175 |
133 |
29 |
13 |
565 |
Well, if you can think of a better way to show we come in peace, I'd like to see it, smart guy. |
1.3143 |
0.04196 |
210 |
160 |
34 |
16 |
566 |
Stardate rule 46254.7 prohibits the use of leave blowers. |
1.3143 |
0.04646 |
175 |
134 |
27 |
14 |
567 |
We couldn’t stand the blasted noise anymore, and we don’t even have ears. |
1.3143 |
0.04428 |
175 |
131 |
33 |
11 |
568 |
Wait, you're telling me you have a machine that blows the leaves away? |
1.3143 |
0.04428 |
175 |
131 |
33 |
11 |
569 |
We think your dog is falling apart.
We found part of him in the leaves. |
1.3141 |
0.04729 |
191 |
151 |
20 |
20 |
570 |
We're trying to make some fuel money. |
1.3140 |
0.04182 |
207 |
157 |
35 |
15 |
571 |
It's our community service for buzzing aircraft carriers. |
1.3136 |
0.04534 |
169 |
127 |
31 |
11 |
572 |
Can I eat your dog? |
1.3133 |
0.04972 |
166 |
130 |
20 |
16 |
573 |
Next month, we're at Mar-a-lago for the winter. |
1.3131 |
0.04137 |
214 |
163 |
35 |
16 |
574 |
How much for the organic fuel... |
1.3128 |
0.04499 |
179 |
136 |
30 |
13 |
575 |
Like I tell our customers: "Our lawn care is out of this world!" |
1.3128 |
0.04299 |
195 |
148 |
33 |
14 |
576 |
You might be wondering why we still use garden rakes." |
1.3128 |
0.03980 |
195 |
143 |
43 |
9 |
577 |
We are cleaning up, this stuff is worth a fortune back home! |
1.3128 |
0.04178 |
211 |
161 |
34 |
16 |
578 |
We heard the fall colors were out of this world…”. |
1.3125 |
0.04329 |
208 |
161 |
29 |
18 |
579 |
The ad said temporary foreign workers welcome. |
1.3125 |
0.04282 |
192 |
145 |
34 |
13 |
580 |
If we didn't do this, you'd accuse us of being bad neighbors. |
1.3125 |
0.04407 |
176 |
132 |
33 |
11 |
581 |
So much fuel! And it's all lying on the ground! |
1.3125 |
0.04707 |
160 |
121 |
28 |
11 |
582 |
I know it’s not my community. But it’s still community service. |
1.3122 |
0.04264 |
205 |
157 |
32 |
16 |
583 |
Do we question your diet? |
1.3122 |
0.04197 |
189 |
141 |
37 |
11 |
584 |
Like you've never seen displaced people doing yardwork before... |
1.3121 |
0.04533 |
173 |
131 |
30 |
12 |
585 |
We banned leaf blowers eons ago. |
1.3116 |
0.04173 |
215 |
165 |
33 |
17 |
586 |
We've found this is easier than crop circles. |
1.3115 |
0.04493 |
183 |
140 |
29 |
14 |
587 |
It looked more fun in the pictures. |
1.3111 |
0.04477 |
180 |
137 |
30 |
13 |
588 |
I mean, we thought we came to build more pyramids. |
1.3111 |
0.04264 |
180 |
134 |
36 |
10 |
589 |
We're going to visit your house tonight. |
1.3110 |
0.04203 |
209 |
160 |
33 |
16 |
590 |
Several small piles for some man. One giant heap for mankind. |
1.3110 |
0.04860 |
164 |
127 |
23 |
14 |
591 |
We found these lying on the ground. Did you want to abduct them first? |
1.3109 |
0.04199 |
193 |
145 |
36 |
12 |
592 |
So, these "UFO's" only occur in the fall...? |
1.3106 |
0.04598 |
161 |
121 |
30 |
10 |
593 |
You weren't going to do anything with those, were you? |
1.3105 |
0.04499 |
190 |
147 |
27 |
16 |
594 |
"For an extra 50 bucks we'll leave a crop circle on your lawn." |
1.3105 |
0.04309 |
190 |
144 |
33 |
13 |
595 |
Do not be afraid. We come in green peace. |
1.3102 |
0.04154 |
187 |
139 |
38 |
10 |
596 |
we were going to kill you but your already doing that |
1.3101 |
0.04570 |
158 |
118 |
31 |
9 |
597 |
They're much easier to rake in an environment with gravity. |
1.3099 |
0.04927 |
171 |
135 |
19 |
17 |
598 |
It's for our school's Spring Break service/learning trip to less fortunate planets. |
1.3096 |
0.04138 |
197 |
148 |
37 |
12 |
599 |
We see humans collecting these. They must be valuable. |
1.3095 |
0.03724 |
210 |
153 |
49 |
8 |
600 |
How about I walk the dog and you rake? |
1.3095 |
0.04132 |
168 |
122 |
40 |
6 |
601 |
If you don't like it, you just try to find Americans who'll do it. |
1.3095 |
0.04920 |
168 |
132 |
20 |
16 |
602 |
No worries,were legal aliens |
1.3094 |
0.04455 |
181 |
138 |
30 |
13 |
603 |
What? You never had aliens do your yard work? |
1.3094 |
0.04591 |
181 |
140 |
26 |
15 |
604 |
When we're done, people will claim it never happened. |
1.3090 |
0.04436 |
178 |
135 |
31 |
12 |
605 |
We're the only ones who will do the jobs Americans don't want. |
1.3086 |
0.04819 |
162 |
125 |
24 |
13 |
606 |
Please don’t take me to your leader. |
1.3086 |
0.04739 |
162 |
124 |
26 |
12 |
607 |
We're collecting biofuel. |
1.3086 |
0.04339 |
175 |
131 |
34 |
10 |
608 |
Tractor beam removal is extra.” |
1.3086 |
0.04772 |
175 |
137 |
22 |
16 |
609 |
We want to figure out why they bother coming back each year. |
1.3086 |
0.04703 |
175 |
136 |
24 |
15 |
610 |
Can you tell me of any other places that have all this food laying on the ground? |
1.3085 |
0.03923 |
188 |
137 |
44 |
7 |
611 |
They power our fusion reactors. You'll figure it out someday. |
1.3081 |
0.04311 |
172 |
128 |
35 |
9 |
612 |
Take us to your cedar. |
1.3081 |
0.04303 |
198 |
152 |
31 |
15 |
613 |
We are just doing a little tidying up before your Extinction event next week. |
1.3081 |
0.04182 |
198 |
150 |
35 |
13 |
614 |
Illegal aliens always do the jobs Americans don't want |
1.3081 |
0.04420 |
198 |
154 |
27 |
17 |
615 |
Did you clean up area 51? |
1.3077 |
0.04033 |
195 |
145 |
40 |
10 |
616 |
This planet is for the raking. |
1.3077 |
0.04112 |
169 |
123 |
40 |
6 |
617 |
It's nice to have a normal conversation every now and then. Too many people complain about us stealing their jobs and stuff. |
1.3077 |
0.04409 |
195 |
151 |
28 |
16 |
618 |
Yes, we're legal aliens, and that is our identified flying object." |
1.3077 |
0.04692 |
156 |
118 |
28 |
10 |
619 |
How do you like gentrification now, my friend? |
1.3073 |
0.04309 |
205 |
159 |
29 |
17 |
620 |
We like to tidy up before we kill you all. |
1.3073 |
0.04044 |
179 |
131 |
41 |
7 |
621 |
It's the only work immigrants can get these days. |
1.3073 |
0.04415 |
179 |
136 |
31 |
12 |
622 |
You can build your wall, but you still need aliens to do your landscaping. |
1.3069 |
0.04691 |
189 |
150 |
20 |
19 |
623 |
Christ, you people are messy! |
1.3068 |
0.04393 |
176 |
133 |
32 |
11 |
624 |
Thanks to people like you we have too many encounters of the turd kind |
1.3068 |
0.04538 |
176 |
135 |
28 |
13 |
625 |
We come in fall. |
1.3068 |
0.04538 |
176 |
135 |
28 |
13 |
626 |
That's the part of this you find strange. Gardening? |
1.3067 |
0.04020 |
163 |
117 |
42 |
4 |
627 |
This looked more exciting in the brochure. |
1.3067 |
0.04793 |
163 |
126 |
24 |
13 |
628 |
Actually, we're looking for the keys to our saucer, which Captain Auuywaixuu, seems to have dropped getting out of the ship. They've just got to be somewhere |
1.3065 |
0.04342 |
199 |
154 |
29 |
16 |
629 |
You should hear the leaf blowers on our planet. |
1.3065 |
0.04364 |
186 |
142 |
31 |
13 |
630 |
We're going to list it to rent. |
1.3065 |
0.04623 |
186 |
146 |
23 |
17 |
631 |
Oh, I thought your leader asked us to "please leaf in peace"! |
1.3064 |
0.04665 |
173 |
134 |
25 |
14 |
632 |
This planet is an embarrassment to the neighborhood. |
1.3064 |
0.04444 |
173 |
131 |
31 |
11 |
633 |
Just clearing up the place for when we take over. |
1.3061 |
0.04144 |
196 |
148 |
36 |
12 |
634 |
Beam them up” wasn’t working |
1.3059 |
0.03950 |
219 |
166 |
39 |
14 |
635 |
Mrs. Taylor Greene strongly preferred white aliens to maintain her garden. |
1.3059 |
0.04796 |
170 |
133 |
22 |
15 |
636 |
The gravity here is so much more fun for jumping in leaf piles. |
1.3056 |
0.04250 |
180 |
135 |
35 |
10 |
637 |
Have you ever USED Martian toilet paper? |
1.3053 |
0.04231 |
190 |
144 |
34 |
12 |
638 |
We’re headed to Jupiter but need a little gas money. |
1.3052 |
0.04637 |
154 |
116 |
29 |
9 |
639 |
Ok, human, where is your dog's poop bag? |
1.3051 |
0.04516 |
177 |
136 |
28 |
13 |
640 |
We used to collect rocks to take back, but leaves are so much lighter. |
1.3051 |
0.04444 |
177 |
135 |
30 |
12 |
641 |
Actually, it's a probe. Now get in the saucer. |
1.3051 |
0.04297 |
177 |
133 |
34 |
10 |
642 |
Trust me I’m just as surprised as you |
1.3051 |
0.04516 |
177 |
136 |
28 |
13 |
643 |
We're volunteers from the Adopt-a-Planet program. |
1.3050 |
0.04323 |
200 |
155 |
29 |
16 |
644 |
We lost our fuel engineer on Jupiter but I'm pretty sure our spaceship runs on brown crackly stuff. |
1.3049 |
0.04442 |
164 |
123 |
32 |
9 |
645 |
We smoke them. |
1.3049 |
0.04357 |
164 |
122 |
34 |
8 |
646 |
Where do we pay for these leaves? |
1.3048 |
0.04409 |
187 |
144 |
29 |
14 |
647 |
Yeah, we're 'illegal' until they need landscaping." |
1.3048 |
0.04538 |
187 |
146 |
25 |
16 |
648 |
Well, we took a wrong turn, and long story short, we need gas money to get home. |
1.3046 |
0.04190 |
174 |
129 |
37 |
8 |
649 |
It’s not a trick question.”
“Is your dog the leader or not? |
1.3046 |
0.04269 |
174 |
130 |
35 |
9 |
650 |
"Hey buddy, this is the last time I'm going to tell you that you need a poop bag for your dog." |
1.3046 |
0.04642 |
174 |
135 |
25 |
14 |
651 |
The owner told us it's quite valuable and to help ourselves! |
1.3046 |
0.04496 |
174 |
133 |
29 |
12 |
652 |
I’m actually a doctor on my planet but I was told this is the only job an illegal alien can get in this country. |
1.3043 |
0.04255 |
184 |
139 |
34 |
11 |
653 |
We were outsourced. |
1.3041 |
0.04950 |
148 |
114 |
23 |
11 |
654 |
You'd better have a pick-up bag or that mutt's next walk will be on Mars! |
1.3037 |
0.04341 |
191 |
147 |
30 |
14 |
655 |
Our OCD got the better of us |
1.3035 |
0.04067 |
201 |
152 |
37 |
12 |
656 |
We just came for a visit but then we couldn’t stand the mess. |
1.3032 |
0.04789 |
155 |
119 |
25 |
11 |
657 |
On our planet we believe community service isn't just something that you're sentenced to. |
1.3032 |
0.04190 |
188 |
142 |
35 |
11 |
658 |
Keep your dog off our lawn! |
1.3030 |
0.04819 |
165 |
129 |
22 |
14 |
659 |
Well, you see our visas only allow us to do seasonal work like this. |
1.3030 |
0.03981 |
198 |
148 |
40 |
10 |
660 |
I'm afraid to say, you guys really let the place go. |
1.3027 |
0.04371 |
185 |
142 |
30 |
13 |
661 |
Let your dog poop on the lawn again and we'll abduct him. |
1.3026 |
0.04688 |
195 |
157 |
17 |
21 |
662 |
So it just hangs between your legs? |
1.3025 |
0.05113 |
162 |
130 |
15 |
17 |
663 |
We were told to gather samples of leaf on earth. |
1.3023 |
0.04527 |
172 |
132 |
28 |
12 |
664 |
It’s a set of keys, with a little glowy thing on one end… |
1.3023 |
0.04451 |
172 |
131 |
30 |
11 |
665 |
We just got our Green Card. |
1.3018 |
0.04426 |
169 |
128 |
31 |
10 |
666 |
Just trying to make a little money to fund our high school senior trip. |
1.3017 |
0.04256 |
179 |
135 |
34 |
10 |
667 |
Why are you walking that human? You should have him raking these leaves. |
1.3013 |
0.04585 |
156 |
118 |
29 |
9 |
668 |
We got community service for going light-speed in a residential zone. |
1.3013 |
0.04585 |
156 |
118 |
29 |
9 |
669 |
What kind of work do you expect aliens to get? |
1.3011 |
0.04452 |
176 |
135 |
29 |
12 |
670 |
This isn't what I had in mind when I foresaw the Fall of Man |
1.3011 |
0.04595 |
176 |
137 |
25 |
14 |
671 |
It’s a nice change from all the kidnapping and probing. |
1.3011 |
0.04417 |
186 |
144 |
28 |
14 |
672 |
Your leader said this prevents forest fires. |
1.3006 |
0.04698 |
163 |
126 |
25 |
12 |
673 |
In space, nobody can hear you rake. |
1.3006 |
0.04114 |
173 |
128 |
38 |
7 |
674 |
Probe Team II will be collecting data on snow shoveling. |
1.3005 |
0.04261 |
183 |
139 |
33 |
11 |
675 |
It’s better than weekends in jail. |
1.3005 |
0.04190 |
183 |
138 |
35 |
10 |
676 |
Half way across the galaxy and we run out of toilet paper. |
1.3005 |
0.04486 |
193 |
152 |
24 |
17 |
677 |
Leaf blowers? Advanced civilizations outlawed them long ago. |
1.3005 |
0.04267 |
203 |
158 |
29 |
16 |
678 |
I misspoke and said TAKE ME TO YOUR LITTER and we ended up here. |
1.3000 |
0.04758 |
160 |
124 |
24 |
12 |
679 |
Yeah, abduction is more seasonal work these days. |
1.3000 |
0.04782 |
170 |
134 |
21 |
15 |
680 |
Rake me to your leafer. Sorry, I couldn't resist. |
1.3000 |
0.04416 |
160 |
120 |
32 |
8 |
681 |
My lawyer got it down to a suspended sentence with 100 hours of community service. |
1.3000 |
0.04840 |
160 |
125 |
22 |
13 |
682 |
Check us out on Yelp. People say our landscaping is out of this world. |
1.2994 |
0.04692 |
167 |
130 |
24 |
13 |
683 |
It's not what it looks like. |
1.2994 |
0.04536 |
167 |
128 |
28 |
11 |
684 |
They heard about reiki therapy and wanted to try it. |
1.2994 |
0.04821 |
157 |
122 |
23 |
12 |
685 |
What YOU looking at? Never raked your yard?
Weirdo!! |
1.2993 |
0.04867 |
147 |
113 |
24 |
10 |
686 |
It’s the only work we can get. Back home, I’m a qualified doctor. I specialize in anal probes…. |
1.2991 |
0.04106 |
214 |
166 |
32 |
16 |
687 |
Get caught with a DUI crossing the Milky Way and this could be you, bubs. |
1.2990 |
0.04134 |
204 |
157 |
33 |
14 |
688 |
… and so the judge assigned 1200 hours of community service for 'non-consensual probing'. |
1.2990 |
0.04465 |
194 |
153 |
24 |
17 |
689 |
We are collecting samples of Earth dandruff, why do you ask?" |
1.2990 |
0.04282 |
194 |
150 |
30 |
14 |
690 |
Clean up is always the most tedious part of a conquest. |
1.2983 |
0.04215 |
181 |
137 |
34 |
10 |
691 |
What, you don't compost. These hold great power. |
1.2983 |
0.04428 |
181 |
140 |
28 |
13 |
692 |
Does your leader have any leaf bags? |
1.2982 |
0.04221 |
171 |
128 |
35 |
8 |
693 |
It’s revenge for all the rocks you took. |
1.2982 |
0.04610 |
171 |
133 |
25 |
13 |
694 |
Are you sure it's "Rake me to your leader?" |
1.2981 |
0.04565 |
161 |
123 |
28 |
10 |
695 |
Ironically, 200 hours community service for littering. |
1.2980 |
0.04679 |
151 |
115 |
27 |
9 |
696 |
Where we’re from, it doesn’t grow on trees. |
1.2980 |
0.03968 |
198 |
149 |
39 |
10 |
697 |
Keep a look out for some keys along here somewhere. |
1.2978 |
0.04550 |
178 |
139 |
25 |
14 |
698 |
The original plan was to take over your planet |
1.2978 |
0.04408 |
178 |
137 |
29 |
12 |
699 |
You realize that we can do far more than yard work, right? |
1.2978 |
0.04550 |
178 |
139 |
25 |
14 |
700 |
Land once, rake twice. |
1.2976 |
0.04432 |
168 |
128 |
30 |
10 |
701 |
Nice planet. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it. |
1.2976 |
0.04269 |
168 |
126 |
34 |
8 |
702 |
They don’t fuss when we kidnap them. |
1.2976 |
0.04512 |
168 |
129 |
28 |
11 |
703 |
Yes, it's also the anal probe. |
1.2975 |
0.04535 |
158 |
120 |
29 |
9 |
704 |
You throw them away by the billions we power our vessels trillions of light years...you'll figure it out one day |
1.2975 |
0.04535 |
158 |
120 |
29 |
9 |
705 |
We have to clean up this planet before we can live here. |
1.2975 |
0.04535 |
158 |
120 |
29 |
9 |
706 |
They plug up our carburetor and we can't get off the ground. |
1.2973 |
0.04644 |
148 |
112 |
28 |
8 |
707 |
We come in peace, however I would not recommend your government denying us the Taylor Swift tickets. |
1.2973 |
0.04556 |
185 |
146 |
23 |
16 |
708 |
Then the whole planet gets a fresh coat of paint before we list it. |
1.2971 |
0.04532 |
175 |
136 |
26 |
13 |
709 |
Pleased to meet you! We're really enjoying the fall colors; me and the kids just moved here from Roswell. |
1.2971 |
0.04309 |
175 |
133 |
32 |
10 |
710 |
We got tired of just watching you. |
1.2970 |
0.04143 |
165 |
122 |
37 |
6 |
711 |
We come in Peace to rake your leaves.
You now have the time to master intergallactic space travel. |
1.2969 |
0.04433 |
192 |
151 |
25 |
16 |
712 |
They’re packed with antioxidants that fight off illness and promote health. Right? |
1.2965 |
0.04280 |
172 |
130 |
33 |
9 |
713 |
No problem, we can wait for him to produce a specimen." |
1.2963 |
0.04097 |
162 |
119 |
38 |
5 |
714 |
Mulch for our gardens. You're not the only planet with a climate crisis. |
1.2961 |
0.04314 |
179 |
137 |
31 |
11 |
715 |
I'd rather pick up leaves than excrement. |
1.2961 |
0.04314 |
179 |
137 |
31 |
11 |
716 |
We're an advanced species. We don't use leaf blowers. |
1.2961 |
0.04387 |
179 |
138 |
29 |
12 |
717 |
We're staging it. |
1.2957 |
0.04201 |
186 |
142 |
33 |
11 |
718 |
It's the least we can do after the probe. |
1.2955 |
0.03974 |
176 |
130 |
40 |
6 |
719 |
We use them instead of solar. |
1.2955 |
0.04437 |
176 |
136 |
28 |
12 |
720 |
Someone, not on the Forbes 400, hired us to rake the forest. Will we get paid? |
1.2955 |
0.04288 |
176 |
134 |
32 |
10 |
721 |
I only have one arm and hand. Like you. |
1.2953 |
0.04809 |
149 |
115 |
24 |
10 |
722 |
Don’t worry…we haven’t come to take your jobs. |
1.2952 |
0.04295 |
166 |
125 |
33 |
8 |
723 |
Habitat for Humanity changed my life. |
1.2951 |
0.04317 |
183 |
141 |
30 |
12 |
724 |
We are cleaning up tree poop! |
1.2949 |
0.04476 |
156 |
118 |
30 |
8 |
725 |
Trade ya. |
1.2945 |
0.04517 |
163 |
125 |
28 |
10 |
726 |
Community service for destroying Milwaukee. |
1.2945 |
0.04600 |
163 |
126 |
26 |
11 |
727 |
We were informed that your money grows on trees. |
1.2945 |
0.04517 |
163 |
125 |
28 |
10 |
728 |
I'll trade my job for yours. |
1.2944 |
0.03906 |
197 |
148 |
40 |
9 |
729 |
Rake with me for our leader. |
1.2941 |
0.04767 |
170 |
135 |
20 |
15 |
730 |
I can take you to my leafer,but not for a month or so. |
1.2941 |
0.04225 |
170 |
128 |
34 |
8 |
731 |
I can't believe you just leave all of this hyperdrive fuel lying around |
1.2941 |
0.04532 |
153 |
116 |
29 |
8 |
732 |
Our mission has been to try and find intelligent life on this planet. We've been searching for ages and haven't found it yet. |
1.2941 |
0.04142 |
170 |
127 |
36 |
7 |
733 |
It's for a science project. |
1.2938 |
0.04267 |
177 |
135 |
32 |
10 |
734 |
We're looking for intelligent life. |
1.2938 |
0.04267 |
177 |
135 |
32 |
10 |
735 |
He says you don’t pick up after him. |
1.2935 |
0.04103 |
201 |
155 |
33 |
13 |
736 |
Gravity sucks. |
1.2935 |
0.04227 |
184 |
141 |
32 |
11 |
737 |
You don’t have bags on you? Interesting. |
1.2934 |
0.04188 |
167 |
125 |
35 |
7 |
738 |
How do you put up with this constant gravity? |
1.2934 |
0.04519 |
167 |
129 |
27 |
11 |
739 |
I imagine that you may have expected us to ask you to take us to your weeder |
1.2934 |
0.04676 |
167 |
131 |
23 |
13 |
740 |
Scouts. |
1.2933 |
0.04687 |
150 |
115 |
26 |
9 |
741 |
Don't be alarmed, we're just refueling our ship. |
1.2928 |
0.04414 |
181 |
141 |
27 |
13 |
742 |
This is the one activity where we are not light years ahead of you. |
1.2927 |
0.04492 |
164 |
126 |
28 |
10 |
743 |
What do. you m ean: 'illegal'?? |
1.2919 |
0.04284 |
161 |
121 |
33 |
7 |
744 |
Trust me, you catch way more leaves with one of these. |
1.2919 |
0.04877 |
161 |
128 |
19 |
14 |
745 |
Seriously, you have to do this every time you go around your sun? |
1.2919 |
0.04065 |
185 |
140 |
36 |
9 |
746 |
We want the place to look nice when we take over. |
1.2917 |
0.04503 |
144 |
108 |
30 |
6 |
747 |
We heard they’re hiring undocumented aliens |
1.2914 |
0.04589 |
175 |
138 |
23 |
14 |
748 |
Tidying up the park may seem alien to you, but not to us. |
1.2914 |
0.04370 |
175 |
135 |
29 |
11 |
749 |
This lot is a disgrace to the universe. |
1.2911 |
0.04517 |
158 |
121 |
28 |
9 |
750 |
Not leafer - leader! |
1.2911 |
0.04605 |
158 |
122 |
26 |
10 |
751 |
No, actually I'm from Venezuela |
1.2909 |
0.04631 |
165 |
129 |
24 |
12 |
752 |
When we’re done with your yard, then will you take us to your leader? |
1.2908 |
0.04169 |
196 |
152 |
31 |
13 |
753 |
We're invading your world's seasonal menial job market. |
1.2908 |
0.04986 |
141 |
110 |
21 |
10 |
754 |
It was part of our plea deal for all the "scientific" non-consensual probing. |
1.2907 |
0.03932 |
172 |
127 |
40 |
5 |
755 |
Never trust cruise descriptions. |
1.2905 |
0.04420 |
148 |
111 |
31 |
6 |
756 |
These tall friends of yours are quite inconsiderate. |
1.2905 |
0.04582 |
179 |
142 |
22 |
15 |
757 |
Turns out you can hear gas-powered leaf blowers in every galaxy. |
1.2901 |
0.04523 |
162 |
125 |
27 |
10 |
758 |
Yes, I suppose 'Take me to your leader' does make more sense. |
1.2901 |
0.04607 |
162 |
126 |
25 |
11 |
759 |
We're just hired by the real estate agent to make things presentable before your world goes on the open intergalactic market. |
1.2899 |
0.04627 |
169 |
133 |
23 |
13 |
760 |
I find ‘illegal alien’ to be a dehumanizing term. |
1.2899 |
0.04393 |
169 |
130 |
29 |
10 |
761 |
Because one of my men eloped with the leaf blower. |
1.2899 |
0.04736 |
138 |
105 |
26 |
7 |
762 |
Take us to your garbage man! |
1.2899 |
0.04507 |
138 |
103 |
30 |
5 |
763 |
We spray some silver paint on ‘em and sell ‘em to suckers at the Farmers Market for 10 bucks a piece. |
1.2898 |
0.04348 |
176 |
136 |
29 |
11 |
764 |
We are on the new immigrant work visas. |
1.2895 |
0.04538 |
152 |
116 |
28 |
8 |
765 |
Where do we pay for these? |
1.2895 |
0.04441 |
152 |
115 |
30 |
7 |
766 |
Pleebo's always wanted to jump into a big pile of leaves. We're getting pumpkin spice latte's afterwards." |
1.2895 |
0.04633 |
152 |
117 |
26 |
9 |
767 |
This is much easier on planets with gravity! |
1.2895 |
0.04342 |
152 |
114 |
32 |
6 |
768 |
Where would you be without all us aliens to clean up after you all? |
1.2893 |
0.04403 |
159 |
121 |
30 |
8 |
769 |
No. We are not illegal. |
1.2893 |
0.04750 |
159 |
125 |
22 |
12 |
770 |
We came to meet your president, but got sidetracked by offers of work for aliens. |
1.2892 |
0.04278 |
166 |
126 |
32 |
8 |
771 |
Earthlings must learn to clean up after tree like you clean up after dog. |
1.2890 |
0.04081 |
173 |
130 |
36 |
7 |
772 |
Is this your most advanced technology for assimilating units of deceased elliptical foliage? |
1.2889 |
0.04278 |
180 |
139 |
30 |
11 |
773 |
We're looking for wormholes |
1.2888 |
0.04167 |
187 |
144 |
32 |
11 |
774 |
We were sentenced to community service for trespassing. |
1.2887 |
0.04749 |
142 |
109 |
25 |
8 |
775 |
There will be S'Mores later if you're interested. |
1.2887 |
0.05055 |
142 |
112 |
19 |
11 |
776 |
In space, everyone can hear the Homeowner's Association. |
1.2887 |
0.04129 |
194 |
150 |
32 |
12 |
777 |
I don't see a dog waste bag in your hand, human. |
1.2886 |
0.04694 |
149 |
115 |
25 |
9 |
778 |
We do the jobs you Americans won't |
1.2885 |
0.04638 |
156 |
121 |
25 |
10 |
779 |
What it all boils down to is we are all responsible
for taking care of the planet |
1.2882 |
0.04370 |
170 |
131 |
29 |
10 |
780 |
We come in peace. This time. |
1.2878 |
0.05028 |
139 |
109 |
20 |
10 |
781 |
What did you think happened to them? |
1.2877 |
0.04450 |
146 |
110 |
30 |
6 |
782 |
We heard that money grows on trees here. |
1.2877 |
0.04758 |
146 |
113 |
24 |
9 |
783 |
Don't worry, you can keep your precious dog poop. |
1.2877 |
0.04856 |
146 |
114 |
22 |
10 |
784 |
We also do dog walking and pool cleaning. |
1.2876 |
0.04699 |
153 |
119 |
24 |
10 |
785 |
No. Do we look Mexican? |
1.2873 |
0.04329 |
181 |
141 |
28 |
12 |
786 |
We mulch, do you? |
1.2873 |
0.04111 |
181 |
138 |
34 |
9 |
787 |
Please don't describe us as alien workers. We've been hired legally. |
1.2873 |
0.04258 |
181 |
140 |
30 |
11 |
788 |
We heard it's the only job they let aliens do. |
1.2873 |
0.04329 |
181 |
141 |
28 |
12 |
789 |
...But is blowing them into your neighbors yard really all that 'advanced?' |
1.2868 |
0.05103 |
136 |
107 |
19 |
10 |
790 |
It gets about 60 light-years per leaf. |
1.2867 |
0.04266 |
150 |
112 |
33 |
5 |
791 |
Take us to your raker. |
1.2867 |
0.04570 |
150 |
115 |
27 |
8 |
792 |
Community service. Caught warping under the influence. |
1.2866 |
0.04523 |
157 |
121 |
27 |
9 |
793 |
Illegal aliens? Yes, that’s why we work so cheap. |
1.2865 |
0.04104 |
171 |
129 |
35 |
7 |
794 |
To advance to Junior Space Ranger I had to organize a service project for the less fortunate. |
1.2857 |
0.04479 |
168 |
131 |
26 |
11 |
795 |
Is that our snack? |
1.2857 |
0.04530 |
161 |
125 |
26 |
10 |
796 |
The leaf blowers attracted too much attention. |
1.2857 |
0.04234 |
168 |
128 |
32 |
8 |
797 |
We're tidying up for when you're gone. |
1.2857 |
0.04428 |
175 |
137 |
26 |
12 |
798 |
Don't worry. We are leaving. |
1.2857 |
0.04355 |
161 |
123 |
30 |
8 |
799 |
Could we borrow your dog? We need him for YouTube content. |
1.2857 |
0.04016 |
182 |
138 |
36 |
8 |
800 |
Why do you pick up the dog crap yet leave the tree crap? |
1.2857 |
0.04443 |
161 |
124 |
28 |
9 |
801 |
Next year it’s back to Sedona - less yard work. |
1.2857 |
0.04580 |
154 |
119 |
26 |
9 |
802 |
These days, illegal aliens are the only ones who do yard work. |
1.2857 |
0.04580 |
154 |
119 |
26 |
9 |
803 |
Leafblowers destroyed first our hearing and then our planet,
we come bearing rakes |
1.2857 |
0.04615 |
161 |
126 |
24 |
11 |
804 |
‘ Take me to your LEAFER’ was just a translation error, actually. |
1.2857 |
0.04630 |
147 |
113 |
26 |
8 |
805 |
$10 an hour plus mileage... |
1.2857 |
0.04677 |
140 |
107 |
26 |
7 |
806 |
We're on leave. |
1.2849 |
0.04247 |
172 |
132 |
31 |
9 |
807 |
You wouldn't believe how low minimum wage is on our planet. |
1.2848 |
0.04533 |
165 |
129 |
25 |
11 |
808 |
we take them back for art projects |
1.2848 |
0.04533 |
165 |
129 |
25 |
11 |
809 |
Take to your Weeder. |
1.2848 |
0.04694 |
165 |
131 |
21 |
13 |
810 |
We’re doing community service for the next solar year. Did you see what we did to Uranus? |
1.2848 |
0.04345 |
151 |
114 |
31 |
6 |
811 |
A leaf-blower! What’s that? |
1.2848 |
0.04345 |
151 |
114 |
31 |
6 |
812 |
Covfefe! |
1.2848 |
0.05006 |
151 |
121 |
17 |
13 |
813 |
I think we have found something that your creature left behind. |
1.2848 |
0.04345 |
151 |
114 |
31 |
6 |
814 |
Fall is the worst time for making crop circles. |
1.2847 |
0.04742 |
137 |
105 |
25 |
7 |
815 |
You mean you got this creature to obey your wishes and all you had to do was tell him he's a good boy? Take me to your leader, good boy. |
1.2847 |
0.04963 |
137 |
107 |
21 |
9 |
816 |
It’s the only job we could get without a visa. |
1.2841 |
0.04256 |
176 |
136 |
30 |
10 |
817 |
Okay, you got us.We are here to take all your good jobs. |
1.2841 |
0.04179 |
176 |
135 |
32 |
9 |
818 |
No! We are very legal aliens! |
1.2840 |
0.04212 |
169 |
129 |
32 |
8 |
819 |
Can you help us form a union? |
1.2840 |
0.04456 |
169 |
132 |
26 |
11 |
820 |
Thanks for the fuel. |
1.2840 |
0.04376 |
169 |
131 |
28 |
10 |
821 |
Well someone has to take care of your planet! |
1.2840 |
0.04834 |
162 |
130 |
18 |
14 |
822 |
Why does your friend need a leash? |
1.2840 |
0.04057 |
162 |
121 |
36 |
5 |
823 |
Who the hell do you think does it,elves? |
1.2839 |
0.04822 |
155 |
123 |
20 |
12 |
824 |
If you must know, we're clearing landing areas for next Tuesday's invasion. |
1.2839 |
0.04366 |
155 |
118 |
30 |
7 |
825 |
Thanks. Get that eye looked at. |
1.2838 |
0.04501 |
148 |
113 |
28 |
7 |
826 |
Take me to your landscaper. |
1.2836 |
0.03954 |
201 |
155 |
35 |
11 |
827 |
Our turn now. |
1.2831 |
0.04428 |
166 |
129 |
27 |
10 |
828 |
We prefer to be called “undocumented” and we did not come here to do your yardwork. |
1.2830 |
0.04648 |
159 |
125 |
23 |
11 |
829 |
We're on work release from Area 51. |
1.2830 |
0.04473 |
159 |
123 |
27 |
9 |
830 |
We're undocumented aliens. This is the best job we could find. |
1.2829 |
0.04706 |
152 |
119 |
23 |
10 |
831 |
What on Earth is the obsession of getting each and every one of these things up? |
1.2829 |
0.04613 |
152 |
118 |
25 |
9 |
832 |
Fall of civilization is in the air. |
1.2829 |
0.04517 |
152 |
117 |
27 |
8 |
833 |
Since you do not seem to mind, we will gather your tree people's children and take them to our planet. |
1.2829 |
0.04320 |
152 |
115 |
31 |
6 |
834 |
We were instructed to go to earth and pillage and rake. |
1.2826 |
0.04931 |
138 |
108 |
21 |
9 |
835 |
I don't know what an inferior life form would do, but we like to make a big pile and jump in it. |
1.2826 |
0.05038 |
138 |
109 |
19 |
10 |
836 |
This is the Fourth Kind. |
1.2826 |
0.04712 |
138 |
106 |
25 |
7 |
837 |
The message we received was a request from someone named Trump, who promised we would be paid upfront. Where is he? |
1.2824 |
0.04587 |
170 |
135 |
22 |
13 |
838 |
We got community service for buzzing a plane. |
1.2822 |
0.04481 |
163 |
127 |
26 |
10 |
839 |
We exceeded our abduction quota and have been ordered to do community service. |
1.2821 |
0.04619 |
156 |
122 |
24 |
10 |
840 |
First we rake, then we annihilate. |
1.2821 |
0.04708 |
156 |
123 |
22 |
11 |
841 |
I am one of an interstellar crew sent to clean Earth, may I rid you of this pitiful thing? |
1.2818 |
0.04169 |
181 |
140 |
31 |
10 |
842 |
Business is picking up. |
1.2815 |
0.04661 |
135 |
103 |
26 |
6 |
843 |
Now that you’ve captured it, how long before you eat it? |
1.2812 |
0.04449 |
160 |
124 |
27 |
9 |
844 |
How can humans live with this mess? |
1.2812 |
0.04268 |
160 |
122 |
31 |
7 |
845 |
We needed salad fixins |
1.2812 |
0.04536 |
160 |
125 |
25 |
10 |
846 |
We wanted the full experience of gravity. |
1.2812 |
0.04536 |
160 |
125 |
25 |
10 |
847 |
Can you recommend a different month to take over? |
1.2812 |
0.04449 |
160 |
124 |
27 |
9 |
848 |
Only you can prevent forest fires. |
1.2809 |
0.04138 |
178 |
137 |
32 |
9 |
849 |
Its like the Peace Corps but on an inter-stellar scale. |
1.2808 |
0.04427 |
146 |
111 |
29 |
6 |
850 |
Ok,I’ll say it-take me to your weeder.. |
1.2808 |
0.05120 |
146 |
118 |
15 |
13 |
851 |
Can you spare a bag? |
1.2803 |
0.04223 |
157 |
119 |
32 |
6 |
852 |
Take me to your compost heap. |
1.2802 |
0.04000 |
182 |
139 |
35 |
8 |
853 |
Alien, yes. Illegal, no. |
1.2800 |
0.04646 |
150 |
117 |
24 |
9 |
854 |
Our captain is a real fussbudget about leaving a place the way we found it. |
1.2800 |
0.04337 |
175 |
137 |
27 |
11 |
855 |
We film this afternoon. |
1.2800 |
0.04741 |
150 |
118 |
22 |
10 |
856 |
Well it's our universe too. |
1.2798 |
0.04381 |
168 |
131 |
27 |
10 |
857 |
We said "We come in peace. Not we wanna rake leaves" |
1.2798 |
0.04619 |
168 |
134 |
21 |
13 |
858 |
We clean up after our masters, just like you do. |
1.2798 |
0.04381 |
168 |
131 |
27 |
10 |
859 |
We flew in through Mexico |
1.2795 |
0.04511 |
161 |
126 |
25 |
10 |
860 |
We're going to burn all of them in the sun. |
1.2795 |
0.04511 |
161 |
126 |
25 |
10 |
861 |
The tractor beam is broken. |
1.2795 |
0.04336 |
161 |
124 |
29 |
8 |
862 |
Your planet has too many chores. |
1.2794 |
0.04512 |
136 |
103 |
28 |
5 |
863 |
It's called Project One Giant Leaf for Mankind. |
1.2794 |
0.04631 |
136 |
104 |
26 |
6 |
864 |
We’re just out here doing good works in the glory of our lord and savior, Dog |
1.2788 |
0.04755 |
165 |
133 |
18 |
14 |
865 |
Of course we know about leaf blowers. We're just too advanced a species to want to use them. |
1.2786 |
0.04974 |
140 |
111 |
19 |
10 |
866 |
I bought this rake with my Roundup settlement. |
1.2785 |
0.04294 |
158 |
121 |
30 |
7 |
867 |
We were told to bring the fall of the human race. |
1.2785 |
0.04825 |
158 |
127 |
18 |
13 |
868 |
It is the only work we can get, we’re illegal aliens. |
1.2785 |
0.04478 |
158 |
123 |
26 |
9 |
869 |
Yes, we are from another planet or something ! |
1.2784 |
0.04162 |
176 |
136 |
31 |
9 |
870 |
It's part of my intergalactic court ordered community service. |
1.2784 |
0.04162 |
176 |
136 |
31 |
9 |
871 |
We believe a little manual labor helps build some community pride and gets them back on the right path. |
1.2782 |
0.04573 |
133 |
101 |
27 |
5 |
872 |
We get extra credit at school for cleaning up neglected solar systems. |
1.2782 |
0.04695 |
133 |
102 |
25 |
6 |
873 |
We prefer to be called undocumented immigrants. |
1.2782 |
0.05158 |
133 |
106 |
17 |
10 |
874 |
Your lawn is too much of an eyesore on our planet. |
1.2781 |
0.04522 |
151 |
117 |
26 |
8 |
875 |
I truly hope you plan to clean up after your tree ? |
1.2781 |
0.04713 |
151 |
119 |
22 |
10 |
876 |
Just tidying up a bit before we move in. |
1.2781 |
0.04194 |
169 |
130 |
31 |
8 |
877 |
Don't complain. We have to pick up the tree poop. |
1.2778 |
0.04312 |
162 |
125 |
29 |
8 |
878 |
Being an illegal alien in New York isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. |
1.2778 |
0.04400 |
162 |
126 |
27 |
9 |
879 |
We need them for pants |
1.2778 |
0.04654 |
162 |
129 |
21 |
12 |
880 |
This is the only planet where money grows on trees. |
1.2778 |
0.04772 |
144 |
113 |
22 |
9 |
881 |
We're not illegal aliens; we have work visas. |
1.2778 |
0.04487 |
162 |
127 |
25 |
10 |
882 |
For just the small price of letting us take over your planet, we will rake your lawn for you |
1.2775 |
0.04127 |
173 |
133 |
32 |
8 |
883 |
People keep telling us "Leave!" Is this what they mean? |
1.2775 |
0.04208 |
173 |
134 |
30 |
9 |
884 |
How did you think they were getting back on the trees? |
1.2774 |
0.04803 |
155 |
124 |
19 |
12 |
885 |
It’s for the invasion, we need a place to land |
1.2770 |
0.04479 |
148 |
114 |
27 |
7 |
886 |
Why are we here? My wife has been complaining about these leaves for 186,000,000 light years. |
1.2769 |
0.04886 |
130 |
101 |
22 |
7 |
887 |
You’re lucky we don’t have a burn permit. |
1.2769 |
0.04762 |
130 |
100 |
24 |
6 |
888 |
You have a very messy planet. |
1.2767 |
0.04271 |
159 |
122 |
30 |
7 |
889 |
It's step one of our community enrichment project. |
1.2766 |
0.04040 |
141 |
104 |
35 |
2 |
890 |
And to think some people don't want hard working Aliens to gain citizenship |
1.2766 |
0.04254 |
188 |
149 |
26 |
13 |
891 |
Work release. |
1.2763 |
0.04778 |
152 |
121 |
20 |
11 |
892 |
No we’re not illegal, we’re here on work visas.”
John Schantz, Nazareth, P |
1.2763 |
0.04592 |
152 |
119 |
24 |
9 |
893 |
We use them for money back home |
1.2763 |
0.04298 |
152 |
116 |
30 |
6 |
894 |
OK,which one of you peed on our fuel source? |
1.2763 |
0.04778 |
152 |
121 |
20 |
11 |
895 |
Inter-planetary Community Service |
1.2762 |
0.04439 |
181 |
145 |
22 |
14 |
896 |
This is our food supply for the 100 light year trip home and we don’t appreciate your dog pooping in it. |
1.2761 |
0.04900 |
134 |
105 |
21 |
8 |
897 |
Yes, we have green cards. |
1.2761 |
0.04900 |
134 |
105 |
21 |
8 |
898 |
Oh, just a few souvenirs, You know, before the whole ecosystem collapses. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
899 |
And the judge would've made it 50 hours, but the abductee didn't remember much, and the drive from Proxima Centauri alone– |
1.2759 |
0.03856 |
174 |
131 |
38 |
5 |
900 |
We were sent to clean up Uranus. This isn't Uranus? |
1.2759 |
0.04843 |
145 |
115 |
20 |
10 |
901 |
May I pet your little furry slave, Earthling? |
1.2756 |
0.04416 |
156 |
121 |
27 |
8 |
902 |
Unlike him we'll leave nothing behind but our footprints. |
1.2756 |
0.04508 |
156 |
122 |
25 |
9 |
903 |
We're searching for any signs of intelligent life. |
1.2756 |
0.05084 |
127 |
100 |
19 |
8 |
904 |
Technically, we're NOT illegal. |
1.2754 |
0.04132 |
167 |
128 |
32 |
7 |
905 |
We don’t just invade, we clean too. |
1.2754 |
0.04132 |
167 |
128 |
32 |
7 |
906 |
I understand now why my buddies opted to crash in New Mexico |
1.2754 |
0.04132 |
167 |
128 |
32 |
7 |
907 |
After generations of probing, we thought it was time to give back. |
1.2754 |
0.04212 |
138 |
103 |
32 |
3 |
908 |
First we rake Manhattan, then we rake Berlin |
1.2754 |
0.04335 |
138 |
104 |
30 |
4 |
909 |
It's our version of pickleball. |
1.2754 |
0.04335 |
138 |
104 |
30 |
4 |
910 |
We come in peace to take the jobs earthlings don’t want. |
1.2754 |
0.04335 |
138 |
104 |
30 |
4 |
911 |
Can we see your leader now? |
1.2754 |
0.04687 |
138 |
107 |
24 |
7 |
912 |
How were we supposed to know we were speeding? |
1.2752 |
0.04748 |
149 |
118 |
21 |
10 |
913 |
We’re first year Crop circle students… |
1.2752 |
0.04843 |
149 |
119 |
19 |
11 |
914 |
We don't have leaves on our planet, so this is entertaining therapy for us. |
1.2750 |
0.04517 |
160 |
126 |
24 |
10 |
915 |
We were sentenced to 300 hours of community service for accidentally vaporizing Memphis. |
1.2750 |
0.04603 |
160 |
127 |
22 |
11 |
916 |
The good news is we're cleaning up the planet... |
1.2749 |
0.04470 |
171 |
136 |
23 |
12 |
917 |
You're welcome, but you Earthlings need a lot more from us than help with the yardwork. |
1.2748 |
0.05089 |
131 |
104 |
18 |
9 |
918 |
Money grows on trees. |
1.2745 |
0.04840 |
153 |
123 |
18 |
12 |
919 |
On my home planet, I am a molecular biologist. |
1.2745 |
0.04172 |
153 |
116 |
32 |
5 |
920 |
Look we’re just trying to fit in! |
1.2744 |
0.04438 |
164 |
129 |
25 |
10 |
921 |
I expected something else when they said exchange program. |
1.2744 |
0.04353 |
164 |
128 |
27 |
9 |
922 |
Thank you for walking our dinner. |
1.2741 |
0.05197 |
135 |
109 |
15 |
11 |
923 |
We charge twenty-five an hour, but free if you go on a little trip. |
1.2741 |
0.04980 |
135 |
107 |
19 |
9 |
924 |
Lost my ring. |
1.2740 |
0.04813 |
146 |
116 |
20 |
10 |
925 |
I said, “take me to your leader”. Next thing I know they offer me a below rate mortgage loan and this fixer-upper. |
1.2739 |
0.04483 |
157 |
123 |
25 |
9 |
926 |
We just couldn't watch you humans any longer, we had to come clean up your mess. |
1.2739 |
0.04103 |
157 |
119 |
33 |
5 |
927 |
Ya, since we only took non-human specimens, we got off with community service. |
1.2738 |
0.04444 |
168 |
133 |
24 |
11 |
928 |
Take me to your leaf shredder. |
1.2734 |
0.04798 |
128 |
99 |
23 |
6 |
929 |
The other end is the probe |
1.2734 |
0.04544 |
139 |
107 |
26 |
6 |
930 |
We try to never miss the fall colors. |
1.2734 |
0.04428 |
139 |
106 |
28 |
5 |
931 |
Once we are done with your lawn, would you like to take advantage of our introductory rectal probe offer? |
1.2733 |
0.04526 |
150 |
117 |
25 |
8 |
932 |
Mars needs mulch. |
1.2733 |
0.04526 |
150 |
117 |
25 |
8 |
933 |
Mulch fuels our spaceship. Guess you guys haven’t figured that out. |
1.2733 |
0.04720 |
150 |
119 |
21 |
10 |
934 |
We also offer roof repairs. |
1.2733 |
0.04526 |
150 |
117 |
25 |
8 |
935 |
To make a big pile, of course. |
1.2733 |
0.04720 |
150 |
119 |
21 |
10 |
936 |
Sure, the tractor beam is fine, but it's nice to work with your hands. |
1.2733 |
0.04405 |
161 |
126 |
26 |
9 |
937 |
Have you seen a pair of UFO keys? |
1.2727 |
0.04778 |
143 |
113 |
21 |
9 |
938 |
Without immigrant labor, you wouldn't even have crop circles. |
1.2727 |
0.04066 |
165 |
126 |
33 |
6 |
939 |
Hard work is not alien to us. |
1.2727 |
0.04347 |
143 |
109 |
29 |
5 |
940 |
The work isn't too bad but the commute is awful |
1.2727 |
0.04414 |
165 |
130 |
25 |
10 |
941 |
We need gas money to get home. |
1.2727 |
0.04821 |
132 |
103 |
22 |
7 |
942 |
'Move along, nothing to see here." |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
154 |
120 |
26 |
8 |
943 |
On our planet all the jobs were taken by AI. |
1.2727 |
0.04347 |
143 |
109 |
29 |
5 |
944 |
Raking? No, it's just a cover. We are really here for pumpkin spice season." |
1.2727 |
0.04539 |
154 |
121 |
24 |
9 |
945 |
Good luck finding manual laborers locally. |
1.2727 |
0.04148 |
154 |
117 |
32 |
5 |
946 |
Ask your leader to buy a leaf blower. |
1.2727 |
0.04568 |
143 |
111 |
25 |
7 |
947 |
What do you mean that your vehicles aren't powered by leaves? |
1.2727 |
0.04497 |
165 |
131 |
23 |
11 |
948 |
The next lesson is on making crop circles |
1.2722 |
0.04367 |
158 |
123 |
27 |
8 |
949 |
Another crude joke about illegal aliens stealing your jobs? Thanks Gary |
1.2721 |
0.04482 |
147 |
114 |
26 |
7 |
950 |
Immigration Reform has created wonderful opportunities for us |
1.2721 |
0.04685 |
147 |
116 |
22 |
9 |
951 |
If we had known about the leaves, we would have gone with Mars. |
1.2721 |
0.04482 |
147 |
114 |
26 |
7 |
952 |
Oh, thanks for bringing us a snack! |
1.2721 |
0.04975 |
147 |
119 |
16 |
12 |
953 |
I thought that your species is too advanced for a 'Rake Me To Your Leader' gag. |
1.2721 |
0.04685 |
147 |
116 |
22 |
9 |
954 |
crispy, colorful and edible, what more could you ask for? |
1.2721 |
0.04605 |
136 |
105 |
25 |
6 |
955 |
Our leader told us to come down and clean up this planet. |
1.2721 |
0.04947 |
136 |
108 |
19 |
9 |
956 |
Our leader is a golden retriever and she just loves to roll around in these things. |
1.2721 |
0.04485 |
136 |
104 |
27 |
5 |
957 |
We’re not illegal aliens. We’re extraterrestrial landscapers. |
1.2720 |
0.05128 |
125 |
99 |
18 |
8 |
958 |
We will dispose of the bodies respectfully. |
1.2716 |
0.04467 |
162 |
128 |
24 |
10 |
959 |
Greetings. We come to rake leaves. |
1.2716 |
0.04292 |
162 |
126 |
28 |
8 |
960 |
For the love of God, where are the Reese's Pieces? |
1.2715 |
0.04785 |
151 |
121 |
19 |
11 |
961 |
We are leaving, as you asked |
1.2715 |
0.04299 |
151 |
116 |
29 |
6 |
962 |
You people are so messy. |
1.2715 |
0.04401 |
151 |
117 |
27 |
7 |
963 |
And I’m not spanish |
1.2715 |
0.04299 |
151 |
116 |
29 |
6 |
964 |
Do I look Mexican? |
1.2714 |
0.04738 |
140 |
110 |
22 |
8 |
965 |
You're the third guy who's offered me Reese's Pieces. |
1.2714 |
0.04516 |
140 |
108 |
26 |
6 |
966 |
We’re tidying up the place for when the rest of us get here |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
967 |
They're a true delicacy, and you guys just blow them away. |
1.2713 |
0.05014 |
129 |
102 |
19 |
8 |
968 |
Ours is a superior form of cosmic recycling: you mulch; we eat 'em. |
1.2712 |
0.04045 |
177 |
137 |
32 |
8 |
969 |
We're heading back to space. The raking looked like more fun from a distance. |
1.2711 |
0.04044 |
166 |
127 |
33 |
6 |
970 |
Seriously? I give you only one question and you ask how we go tinkle? |
1.2710 |
0.04419 |
155 |
121 |
26 |
8 |
971 |
Who the hell's in charge here?! |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
972 |
A. I ? Of course.. took over. We work for them now . Same thing will happen to you guys. |
1.2710 |
0.04513 |
155 |
122 |
24 |
9 |
973 |
Yes, we used to abduct humans. But leaves work better for composting. |
1.2708 |
0.04749 |
144 |
114 |
21 |
9 |
974 |
It's the only work we can get without green cards. |
1.2708 |
0.04645 |
144 |
113 |
23 |
8 |
975 |
Strictly rakes, sir. We consider leaf-blowers to be alien technology. |
1.2708 |
0.04431 |
144 |
111 |
27 |
6 |
976 |
It’s part of our new PR campaign. |
1.2708 |
0.04540 |
144 |
112 |
25 |
7 |
977 |
In Roswell we weren't asked to do this type of work! |
1.2708 |
0.04850 |
144 |
115 |
19 |
10 |
978 |
Hey, it's a living. |
1.2707 |
0.04668 |
133 |
103 |
24 |
6 |
979 |
Community Service. We are just cleaning this planet up for the next round of inhabitants. |
1.2706 |
0.04476 |
170 |
136 |
22 |
12 |
980 |
We're just trying to give a little something back, ya know? |
1.2704 |
0.04155 |
159 |
122 |
31 |
6 |
981 |
If we plant these seeds, how soon can we expect a crop of puppies? |
1.2701 |
0.04915 |
137 |
109 |
19 |
9 |
982 |
We’re an advanced species—no leaf blowers. |
1.2701 |
0.04457 |
137 |
105 |
27 |
5 |
983 |
Tell me more. Our people know nothing of this "leaf blower" you describe. |
1.2701 |
0.04804 |
137 |
108 |
21 |
8 |
984 |
We gave you the pyramids, IA, and community service. |
1.2699 |
0.04443 |
163 |
129 |
24 |
10 |
985 |
Don't be shocked, there's a tradition of aliens doing menial labor. |
1.2699 |
0.04357 |
163 |
128 |
26 |
9 |
986 |
You need to keep this planet clean, and that includes your pet! |
1.2698 |
0.04565 |
126 |
96 |
26 |
4 |
987 |
We’re from outer space, and we’re here to help. |
1.2698 |
0.04835 |
126 |
98 |
22 |
6 |
988 |
We saw that you were not taking proper care of your planet. |
1.2698 |
0.04965 |
126 |
99 |
20 |
7 |
989 |
We're trying to keep a neat galaxy around here. |
1.2697 |
0.04172 |
152 |
116 |
31 |
5 |
990 |
Please tell me you are picking up your dog's poop. |
1.2695 |
0.04599 |
141 |
110 |
24 |
7 |
991 |
Does walking a dog pay better than raking leaves? Our space ship broke down. |
1.2695 |
0.04599 |
141 |
110 |
24 |
7 |
992 |
We were just leaving." |
1.2695 |
0.04815 |
141 |
112 |
20 |
9 |
993 |
We hear it prevents forest fires. |
1.2695 |
0.04488 |
141 |
109 |
26 |
6 |
994 |
We're gathering our people |
1.2695 |
0.04529 |
167 |
134 |
21 |
12 |
995 |
We can't believe you just let hard drugs lie around on the ground like this. |
1.2695 |
0.04367 |
167 |
132 |
25 |
10 |
996 |
We’re doing the work your citizens do not want. |
1.2692 |
0.04842 |
156 |
127 |
16 |
13 |
997 |
We prefer "unidentified anomalous phenomena." |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
998 |
We may be alien workers, but we DO have a temporary work visa. |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
999 |
We are part of the new illegal alien work program. |
1.2692 |
0.04487 |
156 |
123 |
24 |
9 |
1000 |
What? Your money actually doesn't grow on trees?? |
1.2692 |
0.04734 |
130 |
101 |
23 |
6 |
1001 |
And the job pays well, but it’s a bit of a commute. |
1.2690 |
0.04617 |
145 |
114 |
23 |
8 |
1002 |
We haven't used leaf blowers for light years." |
1.2690 |
0.04617 |
145 |
114 |
23 |
8 |
1003 |
Don’t worry, we will attend to their burial with care. |
1.2690 |
0.04512 |
145 |
113 |
25 |
7 |
1004 |
we'll take care of the leaves if you'll start picking up after your dog. |
1.2688 |
0.04036 |
160 |
122 |
33 |
5 |
1005 |
In my world, anything that grows on trees is money. |
1.2687 |
0.04757 |
134 |
105 |
22 |
7 |
1006 |
Ah, the simple life... form. |
1.2685 |
0.04629 |
149 |
118 |
22 |
9 |
1007 |
We're still deciding between apple picking, antiquing, or abduction. |
1.2683 |
0.04333 |
164 |
129 |
26 |
9 |
1008 |
We come in peace, but we draw the line; you pick it up. |
1.2683 |
0.04585 |
164 |
132 |
20 |
12 |
1009 |
We have alien work visas |
1.2682 |
0.04083 |
179 |
140 |
30 |
9 |
1010 |
What's up with all the litter? |
1.2681 |
0.04429 |
138 |
106 |
27 |
5 |
1011 |
I don't care what the ordinance says—we're burning them. |
1.2680 |
0.04350 |
153 |
119 |
27 |
7 |
1012 |
We are not taking jobs away from Americans. We're volunteers. |
1.2680 |
0.04148 |
153 |
117 |
31 |
5 |
1013 |
Pasábamos por aquí. |
1.2680 |
0.04729 |
153 |
123 |
19 |
11 |
1014 |
Just wanted to thank you for picking up your dog’s poop last week. |
1.2679 |
0.04505 |
168 |
135 |
21 |
12 |
1015 |
We’ll also walk dogs. |
1.2676 |
0.04679 |
142 |
112 |
22 |
8 |
1016 |
We're trying to be culturally appropriate using these rakes, but I hope you're aware our own methods would compost every leaf in your world in five seconds. |
1.2675 |
0.04553 |
157 |
125 |
22 |
10 |
1017 |
Our entire civilization is fueled by leaves, but we're running low. |
1.2675 |
0.04179 |
157 |
121 |
30 |
6 |
1018 |
Once we fill up with leaves we'll be out of here. |
1.2675 |
0.04080 |
157 |
120 |
32 |
5 |
1019 |
Hola señor. |
1.2675 |
0.04275 |
157 |
122 |
28 |
7 |
1020 |
Which of you is top dog in your pecking order? |
1.2671 |
0.04485 |
146 |
114 |
25 |
7 |
1021 |
We came, we saw, we're leaving. |
1.2671 |
0.04589 |
146 |
115 |
23 |
8 |
1022 |
Yeah, the local prison shut down so they sent us in. |
1.2671 |
0.04269 |
146 |
112 |
29 |
5 |
1023 |
And we snowplow in the winter. |
1.2671 |
0.04110 |
161 |
124 |
31 |
6 |
1024 |
Have you tried the lasagna at Antonella’s on 5th St….it’s out of this world. |
1.2671 |
0.04110 |
161 |
124 |
31 |
6 |
1025 |
We came, we cleaned, we conquered. |
1.2667 |
0.04135 |
165 |
128 |
30 |
7 |
1026 |
Because raking draws less attention than the leaf blower. |
1.2667 |
0.04213 |
180 |
143 |
26 |
11 |
1027 |
Our wives are into scrapbooking. |
1.2667 |
0.04300 |
150 |
116 |
28 |
6 |
1028 |
I was taking to the dog. |
1.2667 |
0.05065 |
135 |
109 |
16 |
10 |
1029 |
We are trying to improve our image through public service. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
1030 |
We still haven't found any signs of intelligent life. |
1.2667 |
0.04504 |
150 |
118 |
24 |
8 |
1031 |
We flew 8 million light years to get here. But sure...we'll wait more 20 minutes so your housing association doesn't fine us for starting work before 9am. |
1.2667 |
0.04841 |
135 |
107 |
20 |
8 |
1032 |
We're performing intergalactic community service." |
1.2663 |
0.03801 |
169 |
128 |
37 |
4 |
1033 |
Oh, come on. You don’t think we mulch in space? |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
1034 |
We are researchers at the University of Wisconsin and the University of Washington. We have been running the voting process for the past eight years and would like to hear your feedback regarding the raking contest |
1.2662 |
0.04879 |
154 |
126 |
15 |
13 |
1035 |
School project. |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
1036 |
Yes, the inflation really was that bad. |
1.2662 |
0.04401 |
139 |
107 |
27 |
5 |
1037 |
You think this is trouble - where we come from we also have to glue them back on. |
1.2662 |
0.04281 |
139 |
106 |
29 |
4 |
1038 |
We've been sent to clean up your mess. |
1.2659 |
0.04251 |
173 |
137 |
26 |
10 |
1039 |
Do you know where we can get lemonade? |
1.2658 |
0.04437 |
158 |
125 |
24 |
9 |
1040 |
I’ll admit the prices are astronomical, but it’s honest work. |
1.2658 |
0.04155 |
158 |
122 |
30 |
6 |
1041 |
I don’t understand why you people leave all these delicious snacks just laying around. |
1.2657 |
0.04543 |
143 |
112 |
24 |
7 |
1042 |
We heard you hire aliens |
1.2657 |
0.04543 |
143 |
112 |
24 |
7 |
1043 |
So it’s a deal. All the secrets of the universe for one leaf blower. |
1.2654 |
0.04447 |
162 |
129 |
23 |
10 |
1044 |
Despite what you are thinking we are not all rakists . |
1.2653 |
0.04761 |
147 |
118 |
19 |
10 |
1045 |
We're creating crop circles, not crap circles! Walk your dog somewhere else. |
1.2652 |
0.04265 |
181 |
145 |
24 |
12 |
1046 |
We'll be taking over in the spring and we want it to be assimilation-ready. |
1.2652 |
0.04545 |
132 |
102 |
25 |
5 |
1047 |
The HOA sent us. |
1.2652 |
0.04670 |
132 |
103 |
23 |
6 |
1048 |
We have met the enemy -- and they are you. |
1.2651 |
0.04371 |
166 |
132 |
24 |
10 |
1049 |
Do your kids jump in them too"? |
1.2651 |
0.04371 |
166 |
132 |
24 |
10 |
1050 |
We heard you needed help cleaning up your planet. |
1.2649 |
0.04275 |
151 |
117 |
28 |
6 |
1051 |
These are actually a delicacy in mars |
1.2649 |
0.04670 |
151 |
121 |
20 |
10 |
1052 |
Excuse me, sir. Would you say we are raking ‘leafs’ or ‘leaves’ |
1.2649 |
0.04378 |
151 |
118 |
26 |
7 |
1053 |
We have come to rid humankind of those obnoxious, earsplitting LEAF BLOWERS! |
1.2647 |
0.04695 |
136 |
107 |
22 |
7 |
1054 |
We don't have a real Fall in Roswell. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
1055 |
The area has been slated for demolition next month. |
1.2645 |
0.04202 |
155 |
120 |
29 |
6 |
1056 |
We come in peace, but with staggering OCD. |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1057 |
If Bella poops in our yard again, she’ll be the flying object. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1058 |
Tell your leader to poop in his own yard. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1059 |
Take me to whoever can sign off our community service hours. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1060 |
Tell your wife Karen, we’re legal, have green cards, pay our taxes. |
1.2643 |
0.04821 |
140 |
112 |
19 |
9 |
1061 |
We came for Halloween and now we can't leave. |
1.2643 |
0.04489 |
140 |
109 |
25 |
6 |
1062 |
We’re collecting leaves for the kids’ art projects. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
1063 |
First, if you can't speed in outer space, where can you speed? Second, doesn't 'community service' imply your own community? |
1.2639 |
0.04725 |
144 |
115 |
20 |
9 |
1064 |
Someone has to do it |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
1065 |
We're short on mulch. |
1.2639 |
0.04515 |
144 |
113 |
24 |
7 |
1066 |
Once we get our green card we can find work as dentists. |
1.2639 |
0.04621 |
144 |
114 |
22 |
8 |
1067 |
No, the probe's larger |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
1068 |
Yes, on the books. |
1.2639 |
0.04180 |
144 |
110 |
30 |
4 |
1069 |
Take a picture, it'll last longer. |
1.2636 |
0.04194 |
129 |
97 |
30 |
2 |
1070 |
We have to do acts of service to become Eagle Nebula Scouts. |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1071 |
I expected the fall of mankind to be more fun. |
1.2635 |
0.04219 |
148 |
114 |
29 |
5 |
1072 |
It's our annual 'Help Save a Desparate Planet' week. The first stage is purely for show. |
1.2635 |
0.04431 |
148 |
116 |
25 |
7 |
1073 |
Human, just let us enjoy Earth day without a lecture on cultural appropriation. |
1.2635 |
0.04534 |
148 |
117 |
23 |
8 |
1074 |
We're the *legal* alien yard crew. |
1.2632 |
0.04041 |
152 |
116 |
32 |
4 |
1075 |
We strive to leave this planet a little cleaner than how we found it. |
1.2632 |
0.04879 |
133 |
106 |
19 |
8 |
1076 |
There's not a lot of opportunities for immigrants. |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
1077 |
Management said the acquisition can't go through until we clean this place up. |
1.2632 |
0.04640 |
133 |
104 |
23 |
6 |
1078 |
Back on our planet we use blowers for these things. |
1.2632 |
0.04028 |
171 |
133 |
31 |
7 |
1079 |
It's part of the city's outreach program. |
1.2632 |
0.04451 |
152 |
120 |
24 |
8 |
1080 |
We got caught going warp 50 in a warp 20 school zone and got sentenced to community service. |
1.2628 |
0.04179 |
156 |
121 |
29 |
6 |
1081 |
We are legal aliens just trying to make a living |
1.2628 |
0.04179 |
156 |
121 |
29 |
6 |
1082 |
We got 40 hours of Community Service. |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1083 |
I know what you're thinking, but we have no interest in being taken to your Weeder. |
1.2628 |
0.04428 |
137 |
106 |
26 |
5 |
1084 |
Show you my what?? |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
1085 |
What kind of harvesting were you hoping for? |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1086 |
Believe it or not, we take Apple Pay. |
1.2628 |
0.04665 |
137 |
108 |
22 |
7 |
1087 |
Hola,I'm Aliendro.Donde es Home Depot |
1.2628 |
0.04548 |
137 |
107 |
24 |
6 |
1088 |
Does it not walk on its own? |
1.2627 |
0.05025 |
118 |
93 |
19 |
6 |
1089 |
We're from Nevada, sir |
1.2625 |
0.04388 |
160 |
127 |
24 |
9 |
1090 |
Clutter alienates us |
1.2625 |
0.04205 |
160 |
125 |
28 |
7 |
1091 |
Your leaf bounty will feed our entire planet. Thank you. |
1.2625 |
0.04205 |
160 |
125 |
28 |
7 |
1092 |
We need compost |
1.2624 |
0.04574 |
141 |
111 |
23 |
7 |
1093 |
Ummm... here. Raised in Nevada but moved like 3 years ago. Where are you from? |
1.2624 |
0.04683 |
141 |
112 |
21 |
8 |
1094 |
Well... If you won't take care of your planet, we will." |
1.2624 |
0.04228 |
141 |
108 |
29 |
4 |
1095 |
So you're telling me you don't recognize Larry the Lawn King as your leader? |
1.2624 |
0.04895 |
141 |
114 |
17 |
10 |
1096 |
It’s part of the Area 51 work-release program. |
1.2623 |
0.05180 |
122 |
98 |
16 |
8 |
1097 |
The seasonal worker visa was the only gig we could get! |
1.2621 |
0.04379 |
145 |
113 |
26 |
6 |
1098 |
Hey, Can You Act A Little Surprised? |
1.2621 |
0.04487 |
145 |
114 |
24 |
7 |
1099 |
You're damn right, we're unionized! |
1.2621 |
0.04797 |
145 |
117 |
18 |
10 |
1100 |
Your yard has some invasive species. |
1.2621 |
0.04696 |
145 |
116 |
20 |
9 |
1101 |
We leaf in peace. |
1.2621 |
0.04593 |
145 |
115 |
22 |
8 |
1102 |
Bring us to your Commissioner of Parks and Recreation. |
1.2619 |
0.05186 |
126 |
102 |
15 |
9 |
1103 |
Where we come from, it’s always summer. |
1.2619 |
0.04157 |
168 |
132 |
28 |
8 |
1104 |
We couldn’t stand watching you use those noisy and, frankly, harmful to your planet’s air quality leaf blowers anymore. |
1.2617 |
0.04799 |
149 |
121 |
17 |
11 |
1105 |
We like to have the place well cleaned before we conquer and destroy. |
1.2617 |
0.04606 |
149 |
119 |
21 |
9 |
1106 |
We miss the smell of burning leaves in the fall on Earth. |
1.2615 |
0.04575 |
130 |
101 |
24 |
5 |
1107 |
Yes, those aliens are illegal. |
1.2614 |
0.04425 |
153 |
121 |
24 |
8 |
1108 |
...and I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to us as "illegal aliens"! |
1.2614 |
0.04708 |
153 |
124 |
18 |
11 |
1109 |
You humans can’t do the simplest things. |
1.2612 |
0.04228 |
134 |
102 |
29 |
3 |
1110 |
Little Green Men have little green thumbs. |
1.2612 |
0.04609 |
134 |
105 |
23 |
6 |
1111 |
Damn Mexicans keep stealing our jobs! |
1.2612 |
0.04729 |
134 |
106 |
21 |
7 |
1112 |
Gallactic work release. Beats breaking rocks on Mars. |
1.2612 |
0.04486 |
134 |
104 |
25 |
5 |
1113 |
What did you expect? We're NOT from France. |
1.2611 |
0.04253 |
157 |
123 |
27 |
7 |
1114 |
It's $150 for fall cleanup, plus the cost of intergalactic travel." |
1.2611 |
0.04348 |
157 |
124 |
25 |
8 |
1115 |
We don’t understand why you leave all this gold lying around! |
1.2611 |
0.04155 |
157 |
122 |
29 |
6 |
1116 |
Yep, ALL immigrants need to find a job. |
1.2609 |
0.04279 |
138 |
106 |
28 |
4 |
1117 |
Cutbacks in crop circle department. |
1.2609 |
0.04363 |
161 |
128 |
24 |
9 |
1118 |
Look just pick up your dog’s shit okay? |
1.2606 |
0.04375 |
165 |
132 |
23 |
10 |
1119 |
We have to do community service for going over the Intergalactic limit of rectal probes. |
1.2606 |
0.04701 |
165 |
136 |
15 |
14 |
1120 |
Well, you're obviously not going to do it and we're tired of looking out our window and seeing them. |
1.2606 |
0.04545 |
142 |
112 |
23 |
7 |
1121 |
How much do you pay for old tennis balls? |
1.2606 |
0.04434 |
142 |
111 |
25 |
6 |
1122 |
It's all part of our new BE BEST campaign. |
1.2606 |
0.04434 |
142 |
111 |
25 |
6 |
1123 |
I know that it’s Halloween, but we’re legit. |
1.2605 |
0.05529 |
119 |
98 |
11 |
10 |
1124 |
Raking is sooo much less stressful than abducting. |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1125 |
Your kind wastes piles of perfectly good food! |
1.2602 |
0.04876 |
123 |
97 |
20 |
6 |
1126 |
They misheard us. I said we needed a break. |
1.2602 |
0.04447 |
123 |
94 |
26 |
3 |
1127 |
Did you really think that puny wall would keep us out? |
1.2600 |
0.04863 |
150 |
123 |
15 |
12 |
1128 |
How much for the dog? |
1.2600 |
0.04276 |
150 |
117 |
27 |
6 |
1129 |
We’re legal! |
1.2600 |
0.04379 |
150 |
118 |
25 |
7 |
1130 |
This was your wife’s first request. |
1.2600 |
0.04579 |
150 |
120 |
21 |
9 |
1131 |
We were extras in 'Moonraker'. |
1.2598 |
0.05149 |
127 |
103 |
15 |
9 |
1132 |
I guess you could say we're "landed" immigrants. |
1.2598 |
0.04900 |
127 |
101 |
19 |
7 |
1133 |
In order for us to fully know your species, we must understand even your futile ways. |
1.2597 |
0.04495 |
154 |
123 |
22 |
9 |
1134 |
Yes, leaves are precious to us. Want to try and explain Bitcoin? |
1.2595 |
0.05035 |
131 |
106 |
16 |
9 |
1135 |
Your species may not act upon this yet. But, keeping environments habitable is a universal idea. |
1.2595 |
0.04917 |
131 |
105 |
18 |
8 |
1136 |
Halloween is over, what’s Halloween? |
1.2595 |
0.05150 |
131 |
107 |
14 |
10 |
1137 |
Yes, the southern border is wide open. |
1.2595 |
0.04796 |
131 |
104 |
20 |
7 |
1138 |
Your planet was such a mess it was starting to make us feel uncomfortable. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
1139 |
Yes, we do the work no one wants to… |
1.2593 |
0.04579 |
135 |
106 |
23 |
6 |
1140 |
Our sustainable UFO runs on dead leaves. |
1.2593 |
0.04067 |
135 |
102 |
31 |
2 |
1141 |
Martian money, indeed. You’re sitting on a fortune here. |
1.2593 |
0.04456 |
135 |
105 |
25 |
5 |
1142 |
You'd rather pick up poop than leaves? |
1.2590 |
0.04490 |
139 |
109 |
24 |
6 |
1143 |
Take a blurry, grainy picture, it’ll last longer! |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1144 |
With the climate changes headed your way, we decided to collect some souvenirs while we could. |
1.2587 |
0.04293 |
143 |
111 |
27 |
5 |
1145 |
You should do a better job of cleaning up your tree-droppings. |
1.2587 |
0.04406 |
143 |
112 |
25 |
6 |
1146 |
Is jumping in a pile of leaves worth it? |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1147 |
Take me to your gardener. |
1.2586 |
0.05212 |
116 |
93 |
16 |
7 |
1148 |
The truth is that you are not willing to do this job yourselves. |
1.2586 |
0.04916 |
116 |
91 |
20 |
5 |
1149 |
Intergalactic community service |
1.2586 |
0.04761 |
116 |
90 |
22 |
4 |
1150 |
Crop circles are so 1990s. |
1.2586 |
0.05066 |
116 |
92 |
18 |
6 |
1151 |
This is the fall of your civilization. |
1.2585 |
0.04106 |
147 |
113 |
30 |
4 |
1152 |
Just tidying the place up before the rest get here. |
1.2583 |
0.05090 |
120 |
96 |
17 |
7 |
1153 |
It's just a side gig. We took a gap year to do a bit of travelling, see the universe... |
1.2583 |
0.04807 |
120 |
94 |
21 |
5 |
1154 |
You beings are an embarrassment to the wider universe. |
1.2583 |
0.04648 |
151 |
122 |
19 |
10 |
1155 |
That’s right, I said that leaves are the most valuable resource in the universe.” |
1.2581 |
0.04469 |
155 |
124 |
22 |
9 |
1156 |
Please help us. Our planet has run out of mulch. |
1.2581 |
0.05105 |
124 |
100 |
16 |
8 |
1157 |
It's an alien approach to leaf-blowing. |
1.2581 |
0.04704 |
124 |
97 |
22 |
5 |
1158 |
We come to harvest the fetuses we planted 9 months ago. |
1.2581 |
0.04179 |
155 |
121 |
28 |
6 |
1159 |
We’ve been sent to clean up after you all. Seems you guys can’t take care of your planet. |
1.2578 |
0.04991 |
128 |
103 |
17 |
8 |
1160 |
We are Ground Control. Are you the one called Major Tom? |
1.2578 |
0.04866 |
128 |
102 |
19 |
7 |
1161 |
Wait, so…you don’t eat them? |
1.2578 |
0.04738 |
128 |
101 |
21 |
6 |
1162 |
I told you it wasn't a probe! |
1.2576 |
0.04385 |
132 |
102 |
26 |
4 |
1163 |
Take me to your leader. Actually, wait--what state are we in? |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
1164 |
You think the leaves just disappear or something? |
1.2576 |
0.04641 |
132 |
104 |
22 |
6 |
1165 |
Our civilization really took off once we banned leaf blowers. |
1.2576 |
0.04764 |
132 |
105 |
20 |
7 |
1166 |
It was either this or the anal probe team. We picked this.” |
1.2576 |
0.04884 |
132 |
106 |
18 |
8 |
1167 |
Your leaves are our currency. |
1.2575 |
0.04244 |
167 |
133 |
25 |
9 |
1168 |
Last time we'll land in Texas and tell the cops we're Aliens |
1.2574 |
0.05005 |
136 |
111 |
15 |
10 |
1169 |
We are not taking away your jobs. |
1.2574 |
0.04428 |
136 |
106 |
25 |
5 |
1170 |
Environment? We have sex with these leaves... |
1.2574 |
0.04782 |
136 |
109 |
19 |
8 |
1171 |
Can't we just beam them up? |
1.2571 |
0.04102 |
140 |
107 |
30 |
3 |
1172 |
We were sentenced to 6000 years of community service. |
1.2571 |
0.04345 |
140 |
109 |
26 |
5 |
1173 |
I’ll switch with you. |
1.2571 |
0.04225 |
140 |
108 |
28 |
4 |
1174 |
It's more rewarding than doing crop circles. |
1.2571 |
0.04225 |
140 |
108 |
28 |
4 |
1175 |
We eject them over the fence,
into your neighbors yard. |
1.2569 |
0.04700 |
144 |
116 |
19 |
9 |
1176 |
Where is Mar-a-Lago? |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
1177 |
We have a strict policy of "leave no trace" whenever we go on intergalactic camping trips. |
1.2568 |
0.04193 |
148 |
115 |
28 |
5 |
1178 |
We heard that alien workers didn't need a green card here. |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
1179 |
Our planet runs on leaves |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
1180 |
We’re doing community service for making crop circles. |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
1181 |
And they’re going to give us each forty acres and a mule! |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
1182 |
No leaf blowers we're green. |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
1183 |
We'll need these, too. |
1.2567 |
0.03779 |
187 |
146 |
34 |
7 |
1184 |
We thought Earth could use a lot of help, but we also didn't want to get too involved. |
1.2566 |
0.04328 |
152 |
120 |
25 |
7 |
1185 |
We’re blending in. |
1.2564 |
0.04403 |
117 |
89 |
26 |
2 |
1186 |
We're with the Quarks department. |
1.2564 |
0.04726 |
117 |
91 |
22 |
4 |
1187 |
We put them in a big pile and burn them... And pretty much everything else. |
1.2562 |
0.05052 |
121 |
97 |
17 |
7 |
1188 |
What? Did you think crop circles make themselves? |
1.2562 |
0.04625 |
121 |
94 |
23 |
4 |
1189 |
We do all kinds of removals. |
1.2561 |
0.04022 |
164 |
128 |
30 |
6 |
1190 |
Isn't there a better way? |
1.2560 |
0.04806 |
125 |
99 |
20 |
6 |
1191 |
We like it much better than kale. |
1.2560 |
0.04530 |
125 |
97 |
24 |
4 |
1192 |
The forest fires block our view. |
1.2560 |
0.04939 |
125 |
100 |
18 |
7 |
1193 |
They’re called rakes. We don’t have leaf blowers where I come from. |
1.2560 |
0.04049 |
168 |
132 |
29 |
7 |
1194 |
Mars needs leaves! |
1.2556 |
0.04610 |
133 |
105 |
22 |
6 |
1195 |
You earthlings and your parking ticket penalties! |
1.2556 |
0.04851 |
133 |
107 |
18 |
8 |
1196 |
Got an extra bag? I think we landed in something. |
1.2556 |
0.04967 |
133 |
108 |
16 |
9 |
1197 |
Leaves get in the way of the lasers. |
1.2555 |
0.04637 |
137 |
109 |
21 |
7 |
1198 |
Your oak leaves are a very popular laxative on my planet. |
1.2553 |
0.04870 |
141 |
115 |
16 |
10 |
1199 |
It's our community service. And if you don't want to get stuck doing the same thing, you'll pick up after that dog of yours! |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
1200 |
On our planet, leaf piles are the only place teenagers can go to make out. |
1.2552 |
0.04353 |
145 |
114 |
25 |
6 |
1201 |
your dog used to be one of us. |
1.2552 |
0.04009 |
145 |
111 |
31 |
3 |
1202 |
Please! There are some things we just won't clean up. |
1.2552 |
0.04353 |
145 |
114 |
25 |
6 |
1203 |
Leaf blowers eventually destroyed our planet. |
1.2550 |
0.04275 |
149 |
117 |
26 |
6 |
1204 |
I'll have you know I'm here on a visa. |
1.2550 |
0.04483 |
149 |
119 |
22 |
8 |
1205 |
Leaves go great with dog. |
1.2549 |
0.04402 |
153 |
122 |
23 |
8 |
1206 |
The leaves are our money, so we’re happy to take them. |
1.2549 |
0.04402 |
153 |
122 |
23 |
8 |
1207 |
No, I don't speak Spanish. Do you speak Vbgrolzl? |
1.2544 |
0.04955 |
114 |
90 |
19 |
5 |
1208 |
Today, your leaves. Tomorrow, your government." |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
1209 |
They'll hire anyone these days. |
1.2542 |
0.04690 |
118 |
92 |
22 |
4 |
1210 |
We just discovered that the other end of our anal probe can be useful too |
1.2541 |
0.05405 |
122 |
101 |
11 |
10 |
1211 |
We're not from the future. We're from Finland. |
1.2541 |
0.05278 |
122 |
100 |
13 |
9 |
1212 |
There is no life on Mars. |
1.2541 |
0.05148 |
122 |
99 |
15 |
8 |
1213 |
We need bio- fuel—its a plug in hybrid and we don’t have a tesla charger! |
1.2538 |
0.04673 |
130 |
103 |
21 |
6 |
1214 |
We don't have trees back home. This is just fun for us. |
1.2538 |
0.04799 |
130 |
104 |
19 |
7 |
1215 |
I know, they never mention the raking part. |
1.2536 |
0.04720 |
138 |
111 |
19 |
8 |
1216 |
We also pick up cows for cash. |
1.2536 |
0.04607 |
138 |
110 |
21 |
7 |
1217 |
We'll need your help putting these things back on the right trees |
1.2536 |
0.04371 |
138 |
108 |
25 |
5 |
1218 |
You know, I was a psychiatrist back in Krypton. |
1.2536 |
0.04491 |
138 |
109 |
23 |
6 |
1219 |
Did you forget your little green bag? |
1.2536 |
0.04248 |
138 |
107 |
27 |
4 |
1220 |
Back in my galaxy, I was an engineer. |
1.2536 |
0.04248 |
138 |
107 |
27 |
4 |
1221 |
It's for today only. We'll be back in 200 years. |
1.2536 |
0.04491 |
138 |
109 |
23 |
6 |
1222 |
Intergalactic travel is easy. We still can't figure out rake technology. |
1.2535 |
0.04406 |
142 |
112 |
24 |
6 |
1223 |
We take samples of every extinct civilization |
1.2535 |
0.04734 |
142 |
115 |
18 |
9 |
1224 |
OK…most of the leaves are gone. Now take us to your weeder! |
1.2535 |
0.04627 |
142 |
114 |
20 |
8 |
1225 |
I had a little accident. Do you happen to have an extra poop bag you could spare? |
1.2535 |
0.04941 |
142 |
117 |
14 |
11 |
1226 |
O.K. So we're unregistered. |
1.2535 |
0.04052 |
142 |
109 |
30 |
3 |
1227 |
Abducting these guys is a breeze. |
1.2534 |
0.04326 |
146 |
115 |
25 |
6 |
1228 |
On my planet we get 5 cents back for every leaf we return. |
1.2534 |
0.04539 |
146 |
117 |
21 |
8 |
1229 |
Just a heads up Sir, do be careful - this IS what happens when you step on the pavement cracks |
1.2533 |
0.04456 |
150 |
120 |
22 |
8 |
1230 |
We stopped using light sabers because the insurance costs are too high. |
1.2532 |
0.04472 |
154 |
124 |
21 |
9 |
1231 |
Take us to your pumpkin spice mines. |
1.2523 |
0.05194 |
111 |
89 |
16 |
6 |
1232 |
Our service includes free anal probes for you and your prisoner. |
1.2523 |
0.05034 |
111 |
88 |
18 |
5 |
1233 |
Yeah, this racist New Yorker editor asked for a cartoon of aliens doing landscaping. |
1.2522 |
0.05069 |
115 |
92 |
17 |
6 |
1234 |
Not only do we eat autumn leaves, we still play Roger Williams’ version.” |
1.2522 |
0.05217 |
115 |
93 |
15 |
7 |
1235 |
All done here. Take me to YOUR leafer. |
1.2520 |
0.04842 |
123 |
98 |
19 |
6 |
1236 |
I hate making crop circles this time of year. |
1.2520 |
0.04325 |
127 |
98 |
26 |
3 |
1237 |
Your leader said to “rake the forests.” |
1.2520 |
0.04996 |
127 |
103 |
16 |
8 |
1238 |
We're minding our own business, and you bring that beast?! |
1.2520 |
0.04325 |
127 |
98 |
26 |
3 |
1239 |
What's that, an AI rake? |
1.2520 |
0.04605 |
127 |
100 |
22 |
5 |
1240 |
Yeah, it’s definitely been tough with all the “Area 51” talk going around. So we’re in the midst of a rebrand. |
1.2520 |
0.04869 |
127 |
102 |
18 |
7 |
1241 |
On the ship, I was a proctologist. |
1.2519 |
0.04766 |
131 |
105 |
19 |
7 |
1242 |
Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? |
1.2519 |
0.05007 |
131 |
107 |
15 |
9 |
1243 |
Apparently humans don't know how to prevent forest fires so we came to show you how. |
1.2519 |
0.04766 |
131 |
105 |
19 |
7 |
1244 |
For your sake, I hope you have the right take on "Eats, shoots and leaves." |
1.2519 |
0.04888 |
131 |
106 |
17 |
8 |
1245 |
The whole Chinese balloon thing reaped havoc on our PR department, so we're trying to do little things here and there to boost our image. |
1.2519 |
0.04169 |
135 |
104 |
28 |
3 |
1246 |
These precious leaves will evoke memories of what will be lost before your sun's light reaches our system. |
1.2519 |
0.04786 |
135 |
109 |
18 |
8 |
1247 |
You earth people are really wasting a lot of natural fuel and relying on animals to pull you. But thank you for allowing us to get some fuel to get us home. |
1.2519 |
0.04900 |
135 |
110 |
16 |
9 |
1248 |
When we’re done, we jump in the pile |
1.2519 |
0.04669 |
135 |
108 |
20 |
7 |
1249 |
People told us to leaf. |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1250 |
Forget what the X-files told you, we HAVE been out here, not out there. |
1.2518 |
0.04343 |
139 |
109 |
25 |
5 |
1251 |
Yup, we're pretty advanced, just not leaf-blower advanced. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1252 |
This is how we prepare to leave. Look, we have stupid rituals too. |
1.2518 |
0.04800 |
139 |
113 |
17 |
9 |
1253 |
They lied and told us that if we relocated to Earth we'd be living in one of those maintenance free complexes |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1254 |
We're a universal company. |
1.2518 |
0.04462 |
139 |
110 |
23 |
6 |
1255 |
Green cards? We don't need no stinkin green cards! |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
1256 |
Our motto is: "Just Leaf it to us." |
1.2518 |
0.04096 |
139 |
107 |
29 |
3 |
1257 |
You need the help. |
1.2517 |
0.04379 |
143 |
113 |
24 |
6 |
1258 |
Take me to your compost pile. |
1.2517 |
0.04265 |
143 |
112 |
26 |
5 |
1259 |
We've stopped using guns, tanks, warships, missiles, and leaf blowers. |
1.2517 |
0.04190 |
147 |
115 |
27 |
5 |
1260 |
Where I come from, trees know to place their litter in the proper receptacle. |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
1261 |
Hey, we do the jobs you don't want to. |
1.2516 |
0.04446 |
155 |
125 |
21 |
9 |
1262 |
No, we didn't come 10,000 light years to tidy up. We came for the acorns. |
1.2516 |
0.04182 |
159 |
126 |
26 |
7 |
1263 |
We draw the line at pooper-scoopers. |
1.2500 |
0.04483 |
132 |
104 |
23 |
5 |
1264 |
You don’t need a college degree and the work is seasonal so we can cover the entire solar system. |
1.2500 |
0.04217 |
132 |
102 |
27 |
3 |
1265 |
We're thinking of moving here. |
1.2500 |
0.04316 |
140 |
110 |
25 |
5 |
1266 |
Yeah, so, we do it for free but we post the videos on social media. |
1.2500 |
0.04915 |
120 |
96 |
18 |
6 |
1267 |
Back on our home planet, we were celebrated physicists, but quantum theory doesn’t put food on the table. |
1.2500 |
0.04570 |
144 |
116 |
20 |
8 |
1268 |
Just SO sick of leaf blowers! |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1269 |
Sorry… that’s our flat rate for the leaves. Crop circles are gonna cost you an extra 50.” |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
144 |
114 |
24 |
6 |
1270 |
We've seen how you work...eventually, you'd have us on the leash. |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
1271 |
Of course you'll have to pay us under the table . You understand , with "Immigration" and all !! |
1.2500 |
0.04166 |
148 |
116 |
27 |
5 |
1272 |
Intergalactic community service looks great on a college application. |
1.2500 |
0.04622 |
120 |
94 |
22 |
4 |
1273 |
Dead leaves are like Viagra on our planet. So come fall ,we tend to rise. |
1.2500 |
0.04421 |
156 |
126 |
21 |
9 |
1274 |
We could hear the leaf-blowers from Alpha-Centauri. |
1.2500 |
0.04467 |
120 |
93 |
24 |
3 |
1275 |
We figure we'd tidy up a bit before complete and total destruction. |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
1276 |
The reach of the HOA is greater than you can imagine. |
1.2500 |
0.04734 |
132 |
106 |
19 |
7 |
1277 |
Fricking Neighborhood Association! |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
140 |
113 |
19 |
8 |
1278 |
Have you seen the moon? Of course we compost. |
1.2500 |
0.04660 |
140 |
113 |
19 |
8 |
1279 |
We finally found a planet where money grows on trees. |
1.2500 |
0.04462 |
144 |
115 |
22 |
7 |
1280 |
No, my name is not Fernando. |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
1281 |
Centuries ago, our kind outlawed leaf blowers as barbaric. |
1.2500 |
0.04274 |
148 |
117 |
25 |
6 |
1282 |
What day does the green waste go out? |
1.2500 |
0.04316 |
140 |
110 |
25 |
5 |
1283 |
We like how they smell when we burn them. |
1.2500 |
0.04854 |
132 |
107 |
17 |
8 |
1284 |
You get caught mutilating one cow and BAM! 10,000 hours of community service. |
1.2500 |
0.05152 |
112 |
90 |
16 |
6 |
1285 |
We thought we should do what we could to help you Earthlings in your time of peril. |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
132 |
103 |
25 |
4 |
1286 |
Aliens? Yes. Illegal? Our attorneys say that's an unresolved legal question. |
1.2484 |
0.04408 |
161 |
131 |
20 |
10 |
1287 |
Today your forests, tomorrow your oceans. You're welcome. |
1.2484 |
0.04301 |
157 |
126 |
23 |
8 |
1288 |
We aren’t taking more crap.. |
1.2484 |
0.04176 |
153 |
121 |
26 |
6 |
1289 |
What's your problem? We are just gathering fuel for the spaceship! |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
1290 |
Your neighbor heard you'd hired some aliens to do your yardwork and he got the wrong idea. |
1.2483 |
0.04646 |
145 |
118 |
18 |
9 |
1291 |
We've been sent to clean up your climate from the ground up. |
1.2483 |
0.04098 |
145 |
113 |
28 |
4 |
1292 |
They’re worth a nickel apiece on Neptune. |
1.2483 |
0.04646 |
145 |
118 |
18 |
9 |
1293 |
Advanced life forms did away with leaf blowers eons ago. |
1.2483 |
0.04847 |
145 |
120 |
14 |
11 |
1294 |
Of course we do landscaping. We're illegal immigrants. |
1.2482 |
0.04519 |
141 |
113 |
21 |
7 |
1295 |
We specialize in odd jobs. |
1.2482 |
0.04289 |
141 |
111 |
25 |
5 |
1296 |
Looks like someone forgot to read the fine print on their intergalactic travel package. |
1.2482 |
0.04630 |
141 |
114 |
19 |
8 |
1297 |
All those tree droppings make it hard to find new dog nuggets. |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1298 |
Sorry to bother you, but we're a bit short on mulch up there. |
1.2482 |
0.04835 |
137 |
112 |
16 |
9 |
1299 |
Is this what you mean by ground control? |
1.2482 |
0.04490 |
137 |
109 |
22 |
6 |
1300 |
It's how we fuel the ship. |
1.2481 |
0.04453 |
133 |
105 |
23 |
5 |
1301 |
We can't remember if they said Earth needs a bit of raking, or Earth needs obliterating. Anyway, we figure we'll just go with both." |
1.2481 |
0.04938 |
133 |
109 |
15 |
9 |
1302 |
What, you thought they just blew away every year? |
1.2481 |
0.04801 |
129 |
104 |
18 |
7 |
1303 |
To be honest, we prefer using lasers, but this seems more neighborly. |
1.2481 |
0.04407 |
129 |
101 |
24 |
4 |
1304 |
The irony is we use them to power our death ray. |
1.2479 |
0.05018 |
121 |
98 |
16 |
7 |
1305 |
We heard aliens working here can achieve upward mobility. |
1.2479 |
0.04736 |
121 |
96 |
20 |
5 |
1306 |
Think of it as a Zen garden that needs constant work. |
1.2479 |
0.04277 |
121 |
93 |
26 |
2 |
1307 |
We come, we rake, we leaf. |
1.2479 |
0.05153 |
121 |
99 |
14 |
8 |
1308 |
Someone's got to clean up this planet. |
1.2479 |
0.04879 |
121 |
97 |
18 |
6 |
1309 |
Immigrants; we get the job done. |
1.2479 |
0.05153 |
121 |
99 |
14 |
8 |
1310 |
Next time, please make sure the landing pad is clear of obstructions. |
1.2479 |
0.04991 |
117 |
94 |
17 |
6 |
1311 |
Hey, I'm one-armed too, but at least I rake. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
1312 |
Then one day you wake up and realize that you're a suburban dad.... |
1.2478 |
0.05111 |
113 |
91 |
16 |
6 |
1313 |
What do you mean I need a SSN to work here? |
1.2477 |
0.05074 |
109 |
87 |
17 |
5 |
1314 |
Just thought we'd tidy up a bit before the invasion. |
1.2468 |
0.04084 |
158 |
125 |
27 |
6 |
1315 |
Yea we did go to your leader,but he just handed us a rake and told us to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps. |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
1316 |
WOW, I thought human race was nothing but scary science fiction |
1.2467 |
0.04628 |
150 |
123 |
17 |
10 |
1317 |
We're the only illegal aliens left. |
1.2466 |
0.04299 |
146 |
116 |
24 |
6 |
1318 |
Aliens - they’re just like us ! |
1.2465 |
0.04262 |
142 |
112 |
25 |
5 |
1319 |
Where do we come from? The Home Depot parking lot. |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
1320 |
I told you I’m from here. What do you mean ‘but what’s your ethnicity?’ |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
1321 |
We're still trying to identify them. |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
1322 |
Community service. Don't park in the middle of Central Park. |
1.2463 |
0.04670 |
134 |
108 |
19 |
7 |
1323 |
When you wake up, all you'll remember is a big light and a leaf blower. |
1.2463 |
0.04789 |
134 |
109 |
17 |
8 |
1324 |
Just wanted to spruce up a bit before we completely annhilate your planet." |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1325 |
Your mop is working backwards human. |
1.2462 |
0.04377 |
130 |
102 |
24 |
4 |
1326 |
We have OCD. We'll invade later. |
1.2462 |
0.04768 |
130 |
105 |
18 |
7 |
1327 |
One small leaf for mars, one giant pile for mars-kind. |
1.2462 |
0.04641 |
130 |
104 |
20 |
6 |
1328 |
We mastered interstellar travel but somehow neglected to invent the leaf blower". |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
1329 |
Our six week move-in plan turned into 6 months- that's what you get for invading a real fixer-upper. |
1.2460 |
0.05000 |
126 |
103 |
15 |
8 |
1330 |
Area 51 doesn't clean itself. |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1331 |
Oh, we're invading, and they said to "take as many leaves as possible." But maybe I heard wrong. |
1.2460 |
0.04463 |
126 |
99 |
23 |
4 |
1332 |
I can't stand a dirty parking lot. |
1.2460 |
0.04871 |
126 |
102 |
17 |
7 |
1333 |
We're collecting specimens of the smartest beings from your planet. ...Can I take your dog too? |
1.2460 |
0.04603 |
126 |
100 |
21 |
5 |
1334 |
Allow me to get the one at your feet sir? |
1.2460 |
0.04319 |
126 |
98 |
25 |
3 |
1335 |
It's hard to make crop circles in autumn |
1.2460 |
0.04739 |
126 |
101 |
19 |
6 |
1336 |
Area 51 started a work release program. |
1.2459 |
0.04701 |
122 |
97 |
20 |
5 |
1337 |
Take me to your leaf eater. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1338 |
We have to leaf now. |
1.2458 |
0.04805 |
118 |
94 |
19 |
5 |
1339 |
Trump said this will stop your forests from burning. |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1340 |
What do you mean, you assumed our price would be cheaper? |
1.2455 |
0.05354 |
110 |
90 |
13 |
7 |
1341 |
After a previous life of selfish debauchery; purgatory. |
1.2455 |
0.04509 |
110 |
85 |
23 |
2 |
1342 |
We don’t have fall in Pluto but we do have rakes. |
1.2454 |
0.04445 |
163 |
134 |
18 |
11 |
1343 |
Thanks for not picking up after your dog. We need the business. |
1.2453 |
0.04158 |
159 |
127 |
25 |
7 |
1344 |
I’m pretty sure I said leader, not weeder. |
1.2448 |
0.04351 |
143 |
114 |
23 |
6 |
1345 |
Yeah, I can't believe the price of gas either. |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
1346 |
On our planet we call them cash" |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1347 |
Excuse me, hooman, can you please explain what "Huckleberry Finn" means? |
1.2444 |
0.04394 |
135 |
107 |
23 |
5 |
1348 |
You know the dog is in charge, right? |
1.2444 |
0.04518 |
135 |
108 |
21 |
6 |
1349 |
For us raking leaves is like
you eating blueberries--self care. |
1.2444 |
0.04639 |
135 |
109 |
19 |
7 |
1350 |
We have come to wed mail-order leaf blowers. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1351 |
Your leaves are a delicacy to us; minus the dog poop of course. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1352 |
Listen, we leave when we leave. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
1353 |
The only job openings for illegal aliens is in gardening. |
1.2443 |
0.04480 |
131 |
104 |
22 |
5 |
1354 |
Since you obviously have no leader, we decided to rake leaves. |
1.2441 |
0.04706 |
127 |
102 |
19 |
6 |
1355 |
Well, somebody has to do it. |
1.2441 |
0.04432 |
127 |
100 |
23 |
4 |
1356 |
Technologically speaking, we're not as advanced as you might think. |
1.2439 |
0.04944 |
123 |
100 |
16 |
7 |
1357 |
Yours seems to be dropping more than it picks up. |
1.2439 |
0.04372 |
123 |
96 |
24 |
3 |
1358 |
This is currency where we come from! |
1.2437 |
0.04769 |
119 |
95 |
19 |
5 |
1359 |
Put on pants? Why? |
1.2437 |
0.04916 |
119 |
96 |
17 |
6 |
1360 |
What can I say? It's just a bad time to be looking for jobs in tech. |
1.2436 |
0.04003 |
156 |
123 |
28 |
5 |
1361 |
You may not want fallen leaves but it is valuable currency to us |
1.2435 |
0.04383 |
115 |
89 |
24 |
2 |
1362 |
Is hard work really that alien to you? |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
1363 |
Somebody's gotta do it! |
1.2432 |
0.04826 |
111 |
88 |
19 |
4 |
1364 |
Since we are illegal aliens this is the best job we could find. |
1.2432 |
0.04247 |
148 |
118 |
24 |
6 |
1365 |
Uh, do you have maybe ANOTHER leader? |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
1366 |
We already tried the tractor beam. |
1.2431 |
0.04324 |
144 |
115 |
23 |
6 |
1367 |
Alien work release? |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
1368 |
Without a green card, it's hard to find a regular job. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1369 |
Fear not. Only want fallen vascular plant appendages. Your pumpkin spice latte medicinals remain safe. |
1.2430 |
0.04940 |
107 |
85 |
18 |
4 |
1370 |
Actually, it was leafblowers that made us leave our home planet |
1.2426 |
0.04366 |
136 |
108 |
23 |
5 |
1371 |
Don't even think about it. |
1.2426 |
0.04366 |
136 |
108 |
23 |
5 |
1372 |
Your planet is very messy. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1373 |
This is why we don't visit you guys." |
1.2424 |
0.04824 |
132 |
108 |
16 |
8 |
1374 |
How would you like to pay? |
1.2424 |
0.04182 |
132 |
103 |
26 |
3 |
1375 |
In our planet, composting conveys social status. |
1.2424 |
0.04450 |
132 |
105 |
22 |
5 |
1376 |
It's win-win: you don't need to rake, and it's enough organic fuel to get us away from this disappointing planet. |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
1377 |
They are Truffles to us. |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
1378 |
Who do you think rakes Finland’s forests? |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
1379 |
Why don't humans clean up their own dog poop? |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1380 |
We’re studying all your strange behaviors. |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
1381 |
How big does the pile need to be before you jump in it? |
1.2419 |
0.04908 |
124 |
101 |
16 |
7 |
1382 |
We're from a remote area in Nevada. Fall leaves were never a thing. |
1.2417 |
0.04427 |
120 |
94 |
23 |
3 |
1383 |
Where I come from these are worth beyond all rational measure. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1384 |
We thought we’d make the crop circles a little more festive this year. |
1.2417 |
0.04879 |
120 |
97 |
17 |
6 |
1385 |
We make circles out of these after crop season has ended. |
1.2417 |
0.04583 |
120 |
95 |
21 |
4 |
1386 |
We couldn't just leave them. |
1.2417 |
0.04733 |
120 |
96 |
19 |
5 |
1387 |
These specimen are quite rare, apparently they descend once a year? |
1.2417 |
0.05158 |
120 |
99 |
13 |
8 |
1388 |
For a fall clean-up we charge $10. For an intergalactic ride that will blow your mind and from which you and your dog may not return? We can do that for $7. |
1.2417 |
0.05423 |
120 |
101 |
9 |
10 |
1389 |
I bet you'd like to know what we do with them. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
1390 |
We’re working on our gardening badge. |
1.2414 |
0.04839 |
116 |
93 |
18 |
5 |
1391 |
Let's pretend this never happened! |
1.2414 |
0.04514 |
145 |
118 |
19 |
8 |
1392 |
I get it. It shocks me, too, how fast the seasons change. |
1.2414 |
0.04407 |
145 |
117 |
21 |
7 |
1393 |
That'll be five bucks per pile. |
1.2411 |
0.04138 |
141 |
111 |
26 |
4 |
1394 |
A little exercise after being cooped up for light years. |
1.2411 |
0.04817 |
141 |
117 |
14 |
10 |
1395 |
Our mission was clear:
"Get-their-leave-know-human-alive"
Wait, what do you mean polysemous and punctuation? |
1.2411 |
0.04138 |
141 |
111 |
26 |
4 |
1396 |
We're just trying to fit in. |
1.2411 |
0.04438 |
112 |
87 |
23 |
2 |
1397 |
On our planet this is a
contact sport. |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
1398 |
Nothing to see here...just borrowing some leaves. |
1.2409 |
0.04578 |
137 |
111 |
19 |
7 |
1399 |
This is our court ordered community service, for mutilating all those cows and ruining all those corn fields |
1.2409 |
0.04459 |
137 |
110 |
21 |
6 |
1400 |
Biden invited us. |
1.2409 |
0.04578 |
137 |
111 |
19 |
7 |
1401 |
No need to mention this to your wife. |
1.2407 |
0.04089 |
162 |
130 |
25 |
7 |
1402 |
As the species that invented the so-called "Leaf Blower", I really don’t think you are in a position to critique. |
1.2407 |
0.05073 |
108 |
87 |
16 |
5 |
1403 |
The next phase of our assault is to wash all of your vehicles…by hand. |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1404 |
Lord Xayvion said that if we manually arrange the organic detritus in piles, we get to try something called a “pumpkin spice latte.” |
1.2406 |
0.04547 |
133 |
107 |
20 |
6 |
1405 |
I bet you can’t de-leaf this. |
1.2406 |
0.04420 |
133 |
106 |
22 |
5 |
1406 |
Our lawn service team only picks up leaves. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
1407 |
We’re leaving. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1408 |
No, we didn't even notice Trump's border wall. |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1409 |
We've decided to form a union. |
1.2403 |
0.04508 |
129 |
103 |
21 |
5 |
1410 |
I'm just glad we didn't get stuck with the pooper-scooping. |
1.2403 |
0.04894 |
129 |
106 |
15 |
8 |
1411 |
Since they built a wall on both borders, the hired help has to come from further afield! |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1412 |
Takes a while to get here but our yard service is stellar. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
1413 |
On our planet, this is foreplay. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
1414 |
It turns out your leader is very persuasive. |
1.2400 |
0.04505 |
150 |
123 |
18 |
9 |
1415 |
Blblblbl. |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
1416 |
Flying without a license |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1417 |
First, we capture hearts and minds. |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
1418 |
Once the immigration court let us stay this was the best job we could get. |
1.2397 |
0.04549 |
121 |
96 |
21 |
4 |
1419 |
Our hourly rate is not bad. Its the transportation that hikes up the cost. |
1.2397 |
0.04843 |
121 |
98 |
17 |
6 |
1420 |
The leaf blowers finally ran out of fossil fuels. |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
1421 |
We need some fiber. |
1.2394 |
0.03989 |
142 |
111 |
28 |
3 |
1422 |
It's not cleaning up nuclear waste but it still helps. |
1.2391 |
0.04548 |
138 |
112 |
19 |
7 |
1423 |
We're from the planet Leafless. |
1.2391 |
0.04430 |
138 |
111 |
21 |
6 |
1424 |
I'm as conflicted about outsourcing as you are. |
1.2391 |
0.04663 |
138 |
113 |
17 |
8 |
1425 |
Yet another undocumented alien doing landscaping. |
1.2389 |
0.04749 |
113 |
90 |
19 |
4 |
1426 |
Where we come from, they're a delicacy. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
1427 |
Leaves clog the thrusters. |
1.2388 |
0.04759 |
134 |
110 |
16 |
8 |
1428 |
You should see the biofuel prices in our world! |
1.2388 |
0.04517 |
134 |
108 |
20 |
6 |
1429 |
And then we just leave. Any questions? |
1.2385 |
0.04681 |
109 |
86 |
20 |
3 |
1430 |
Hey buddy. Wanna make an easy 50 zilgs? |
1.2385 |
0.04202 |
130 |
102 |
25 |
3 |
1431 |
We take working vacations helping less advanced planets. |
1.2384 |
0.04276 |
151 |
122 |
22 |
7 |
1432 |
It’s ok. We have visas. |
1.2381 |
0.04594 |
105 |
82 |
21 |
2 |
1433 |
We're part of a prison work program. You don't wanna know what we did. |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1434 |
They are great for garnish . |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
1435 |
And you are wondering why we don't visit more often? |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
1436 |
He said if we raked these leaves he would take us to his leader |
1.2381 |
0.04567 |
126 |
101 |
20 |
5 |
1437 |
We are seeking mulch. Are you mulch? |
1.2381 |
0.04977 |
105 |
84 |
17 |
4 |
1438 |
Community Service. Punishment for all those anal probes. |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
1439 |
Remember us from last year? |
1.2381 |
0.04837 |
126 |
103 |
16 |
7 |
1440 |
And these leaf-blowers you speak of run on gas, spoil tranquility, and use only 90% of the time spent raking? Truly we have found an advanced civilization. |
1.2381 |
0.05093 |
126 |
105 |
12 |
9 |
1441 |
You put them in a big white cloth sack and then what do you do with them |
1.2381 |
0.04967 |
126 |
104 |
14 |
8 |
1442 |
Thank you for not letting your dog poop before we did raked the leaves. |
1.2378 |
0.04321 |
143 |
115 |
22 |
6 |
1443 |
I'm legal, I have a green card. |
1.2377 |
0.04946 |
122 |
100 |
15 |
7 |
1444 |
It’s our punishment for going faster than the speed of light. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1445 |
Take us to your leafers. |
1.2377 |
0.04363 |
122 |
96 |
23 |
3 |
1446 |
Court-ordered galaxy service |
1.2377 |
0.04664 |
122 |
98 |
19 |
5 |
1447 |
We aren’t taking any crap |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1448 |
We were replaced by CGI Martian's. You believe that?
Well, work is work. |
1.2377 |
0.04807 |
122 |
99 |
17 |
6 |
1449 |
Rake me to your leader. |
1.2374 |
0.04402 |
139 |
112 |
21 |
6 |
1450 |
This HOA means business, huh? |
1.2374 |
0.04402 |
139 |
112 |
21 |
6 |
1451 |
Take only humans, leave only footprints. |
1.2374 |
0.04633 |
139 |
114 |
17 |
8 |
1452 |
We're trying our best to go undetected. |
1.2373 |
0.04611 |
118 |
94 |
20 |
4 |
1453 |
We were only going 10 miles over the speed of light.”
Isha Bøhling, London. U |
1.2373 |
0.04766 |
118 |
95 |
18 |
5 |
1454 |
Trying to leave your world a better place. |
1.2370 |
0.04608 |
135 |
110 |
18 |
7 |
1455 |
We are finding a lot of “dog poop” ! |
1.2370 |
0.04100 |
135 |
106 |
26 |
3 |
1456 |
Collect yourselves and leave? I told them collect themselves some leaves. No ears you know. |
1.2370 |
0.04727 |
135 |
111 |
16 |
8 |
1457 |
Your wife said the whole universe knows you can't keep up with the lawn. |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
1458 |
They’re high fiber. |
1.2370 |
0.04608 |
135 |
110 |
18 |
7 |
1459 |
Can I give you my universal business cards? |
1.2370 |
0.04233 |
135 |
107 |
24 |
4 |
1460 |
Sorry, we only do leaves. The guys from Venus have pooper scooper duty. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1461 |
It is the only job we could get with an alien green card. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1462 |
Yep sonny, it ain’t your imagination! |
1.2368 |
0.05031 |
114 |
93 |
15 |
6 |
1463 |
I said "Take me to your leader" not "Can we rake your leaves, sir". |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1464 |
We can do yours next. We take Apple Pay and Venmo. |
1.2368 |
0.04545 |
114 |
90 |
21 |
3 |
1465 |
They taste like caviar to us. Why do you ask? |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
1466 |
It’s community service for kidnapping Elvis. |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
1467 |
Hey Zyxopos,are these things debris or are we just collecting those crinkly brown things? |
1.2366 |
0.04703 |
131 |
107 |
17 |
7 |
1468 |
We lost a bet with XRZ2 in sector 4 |
1.2366 |
0.04174 |
131 |
103 |
25 |
3 |
1469 |
Our money grows on trees. |
1.2366 |
0.04030 |
131 |
102 |
27 |
2 |
1470 |
It became obvious that nobody from your planet was going to clean up the mess you have made. |
1.2365 |
0.04219 |
148 |
119 |
23 |
6 |
1471 |
Hey brother, can you spare some change? I need to phone home. |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
1472 |
Yeah, we all got 40 light years community service. |
1.2364 |
0.05314 |
110 |
91 |
12 |
7 |
1473 |
You need to pick up, we've stepped on three in the last 5 minutes. |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1474 |
Forgot to take your pills again? |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
103 |
18 |
6 |
1475 |
Beccause we already tried Pickleball. |
1.2362 |
0.04535 |
127 |
102 |
20 |
5 |
1476 |
Intergalactic community service: Because Earth doesn't clean itself! |
1.2362 |
0.04251 |
127 |
100 |
24 |
3 |
1477 |
Yeah, I know you call it fall but gravity sucks. |
1.2362 |
0.04395 |
127 |
101 |
22 |
4 |
1478 |
So I said to her, “Can’t we just harness the magnetic field and manipulate the laws of propulsion to teleport them to the landfill?” But, she was right. It really is a good workout for your core. |
1.2362 |
0.04803 |
127 |
104 |
16 |
7 |
1479 |
After 787,224 reconnaissance trips we finally confirmed that it was safe for yard work. |
1.2362 |
0.04803 |
127 |
104 |
16 |
7 |
1480 |
We lost a bet. We have to go to Uranus next.” |
1.2361 |
0.04515 |
144 |
118 |
18 |
8 |
1481 |
Sorry but we do not do poop |
1.2358 |
0.04556 |
106 |
83 |
21 |
2 |
1482 |
We're looking for your leafer. |
1.2358 |
0.04909 |
123 |
101 |
15 |
7 |
1483 |
Your planet has dandruff. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1484 |
You guys don't take care of your planet. |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
1485 |
I was told to look up a Mr Orson Welles. Does he live around here? |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
1486 |
Can’t you keep your frigging planet picked up? |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
1487 |
Take me to your leaf-blower salesman. |
1.2357 |
0.05029 |
140 |
119 |
9 |
12 |
1488 |
We're here to save your planet; where is your doggy poop bag? |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
1489 |
Our insurance premium really rocketed after Roswell. |
1.2357 |
0.04132 |
140 |
111 |
25 |
4 |
1490 |
We kept noticing "Aliens" and "Leave" in the same sentence, thinking there must be something to it. |
1.2357 |
0.04602 |
140 |
115 |
17 |
8 |
1491 |
Don't worry, AI will soon take care of your dog too. |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
1492 |
Your former orange president said to help save forests, we should rake the forest floor. After all, we want to have an environmentally safe planet when our people arrive. |
1.2353 |
0.05022 |
119 |
98 |
14 |
7 |
1493 |
We are very advanced and know that leaf blowers would terrify the dog. |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
1494 |
You and little Sparky are next. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1495 |
For us, it's a welcome change from tackling monotonous star dust. |
1.2353 |
0.04333 |
136 |
109 |
22 |
5 |
1496 |
Take me to your leaf. |
1.2353 |
0.04333 |
136 |
109 |
22 |
5 |
1497 |
Your master looks ready. |
1.2353 |
0.04695 |
136 |
112 |
16 |
8 |
1498 |
Watch where you walk that dog. We're gatheing supper |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
1499 |
Our prices are out of this world |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1500 |
With you people its always the aliens cleaning up! |
1.2353 |
0.05428 |
102 |
84 |
12 |
6 |
1501 |
I’ll trade you this rake for that dog. |
1.2353 |
0.04730 |
119 |
96 |
18 |
5 |
1502 |
Our offspring have craft projects due in half of a planetary rotation, and our home world only has monochromatic vegetation. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
119 |
95 |
20 |
4 |
1503 |
Now that I say it out loud, "Rake me to your leader" doesn't really make sense. |
1.2353 |
0.05162 |
119 |
99 |
12 |
8 |
1504 |
Welcome to Area 51." |
1.2353 |
0.04862 |
102 |
81 |
18 |
3 |
1505 |
What special power brought your implement to life? |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
1506 |
'So how much do they pay you illegal aliens?' |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1507 |
Fear not Earthling, we have brought you Astro turf." |
1.2348 |
0.04146 |
132 |
104 |
25 |
3 |
1508 |
My boss thinks we blend in better this way. |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
1509 |
You're saying the new Leader thinks raking the forests is unnecessary? |
1.2348 |
0.04416 |
132 |
106 |
21 |
5 |
1510 |
We were sent here to clean up this planet |
1.2348 |
0.04416 |
132 |
106 |
21 |
5 |
1511 |
We are from a Green place. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1512 |
We fly in, do the grub work, get good wages, go home. |
1.2348 |
0.04991 |
115 |
94 |
15 |
6 |
1513 |
Your leader said this would prevent forest fires |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1514 |
We've got a buyer, but you've gotta clean this place up. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1515 |
We just started with Moe's Intergalactic Landscape Service. We get our t-shirts tomorrow. |
1.2348 |
0.04337 |
115 |
90 |
23 |
2 |
1516 |
It beats probing I'll tell you that much. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1517 |
We would've used laser beams but there's a burn ban. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
1518 |
Do you want us to clean your oceans next? |
1.2345 |
0.04268 |
145 |
117 |
22 |
6 |
1519 |
We're also a considerate species |
1.2345 |
0.04037 |
145 |
115 |
26 |
4 |
1520 |
Nice to see another prisoner. What'd they send you here for? |
1.2344 |
0.04638 |
128 |
104 |
18 |
6 |
1521 |
Well, heck, I figure, if we’re gonna take the place over, we might as well tidy it up first. |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1522 |
Why are we working while the the 4 legged beast is walking the sentient bi-ped? |
1.2344 |
0.03919 |
128 |
99 |
28 |
1 |
1523 |
Are you sure you aliens are getting enough to eat here? |
1.2344 |
0.04503 |
128 |
103 |
20 |
5 |
1524 |
Earth Day is foreign to us as well |
1.2344 |
0.04638 |
128 |
104 |
18 |
6 |
1525 |
Boss told us to collect “organic matter samples”. |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
1526 |
Rakers not Takers, man. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1527 |
We can't get enough of them. Sort of like deep-fried kale without the fat. |
1.2342 |
0.04607 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
1528 |
Is this not 843 Cherrywood Lane? |
1.2340 |
0.04346 |
141 |
114 |
21 |
6 |
1529 |
No, your yards not next. |
1.2340 |
0.04789 |
141 |
118 |
13 |
10 |
1530 |
What's a green card? |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1531 |
We’re Finish. |
1.2339 |
0.04737 |
124 |
101 |
17 |
6 |
1532 |
I guess I misunderstood, "pack up and leave." |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
1533 |
What does peace have to do with it? We came for leaves |
1.2336 |
0.04710 |
107 |
85 |
19 |
3 |
1534 |
What do you mean, leave? |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
1535 |
You think yours is the only world with leaves? |
1.2336 |
0.04305 |
137 |
110 |
22 |
5 |
1536 |
We use them to make the probes. |
1.2336 |
0.04664 |
137 |
113 |
16 |
8 |
1537 |
I just want you to know this is a one-time deal. |
1.2333 |
0.04054 |
120 |
93 |
26 |
1 |
1538 |
Budget cuts… |
1.2333 |
0.04386 |
120 |
95 |
22 |
3 |
1539 |
We have decide to start early on cleaning up after you. |
1.2331 |
0.04514 |
133 |
108 |
19 |
6 |
1540 |
Who ever brings the most leaves back wins. |
1.2328 |
0.04640 |
116 |
93 |
19 |
4 |
1541 |
I knew you weren't from around here when you said "autumn". |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1542 |
An expensive delicacy back home. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
1543 |
Where might we find this 'blower' of which you speak? |
1.2326 |
0.04193 |
129 |
102 |
24 |
3 |
1544 |
Yah. We're illegal aliens. Some old dude promised to pay us in gold
if we cleaned the forest floor... but he left. What's that? |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
1545 |
Our lawyer got the abduction charges reduced to a misdemeanor, so we got off with just some community service. |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
1546 |
I said “take me to your leader”, not your weeder!! |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
1547 |
So you're sure this is the work that 'aliens' do in your civilization? |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
1548 |
We expect better jobs for our kids. |
1.2324 |
0.03956 |
142 |
112 |
27 |
3 |
1549 |
Even from 20 million light years distant this is an unbearable eyesore. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1550 |
Just curious, but when we finish raking them, what do we do with them? |
1.2321 |
0.04909 |
112 |
91 |
16 |
5 |
1551 |
Bill dropped the probe. |
1.2321 |
0.04570 |
112 |
89 |
20 |
3 |
1552 |
We dump everything into the Cosmos and you're good 'til spring. |
1.2321 |
0.04743 |
112 |
90 |
18 |
4 |
1553 |
We'll rake the leaves. But you let that little pooch do one more crap on the lawn, and we're gone! |
1.2320 |
0.04702 |
125 |
102 |
17 |
6 |
1554 |
We bring you our advanced method of preventing forest fires. |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
1555 |
Where's your leash? |
1.2320 |
0.04271 |
125 |
99 |
23 |
3 |
1556 |
This place is a mess! |
1.2320 |
0.04837 |
125 |
103 |
15 |
7 |
1557 |
I’m afraid we’ve been raking up a lot more than just leaves… |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
1558 |
We only do leaves. |
1.2319 |
0.04277 |
138 |
111 |
22 |
5 |
1559 |
Leaf blowers were the death of us. |
1.2319 |
0.04277 |
138 |
111 |
22 |
5 |
1560 |
Why do humans always ask that? We pee the same way as anyone else. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1561 |
They keep blowing over into our yard. |
1.2315 |
0.04671 |
108 |
86 |
19 |
3 |
1562 |
Per ex president Trump's request, we are here to sweep the forest floor. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
1563 |
We were sent to clean up your mess. So we’re starting with the basics. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
1564 |
HELP. MAKE. PILE. |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1565 |
... florn bur glemp ... eek aat Trump, glump eek blump ... |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1566 |
We talked to your leader and he indicated the most important thing was to sweep the forests. |
1.2314 |
0.04354 |
121 |
96 |
22 |
3 |
1567 |
Wigs. |
1.2314 |
0.04192 |
121 |
95 |
24 |
2 |
1568 |
We hail from a place called New New England |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1569 |
Take us to your HOA board leader |
1.2314 |
0.04509 |
121 |
97 |
20 |
4 |
1570 |
They are delicious. Why do you even ask? |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
1571 |
In your dog friendly parks we call these minesweepers. |
1.2308 |
0.04052 |
156 |
126 |
24 |
6 |
1572 |
Can either of you operate a leaf blower? |
1.2308 |
0.03931 |
143 |
113 |
27 |
3 |
1573 |
Very soon, there will be no need for this. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1574 |
What is this technology you call rake? |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
1575 |
On our planet, this fibrous plant material can be converted to a thin paper product that every just collectively pretends is a valuable currency. |
1.2308 |
0.04514 |
143 |
118 |
17 |
8 |
1576 |
Cleaning up this place seems like a good start. |
1.2308 |
0.04970 |
104 |
84 |
16 |
4 |
1577 |
We're trying to discover why you find this so much fun. |
1.2308 |
0.04055 |
143 |
114 |
25 |
4 |
1578 |
World domination just doesn’t fill the tank anymore. |
1.2308 |
0.04761 |
117 |
95 |
17 |
5 |
1579 |
We not only quit but are transporting to the 24th century where trees no longer exist |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
117 |
93 |
21 |
3 |
1580 |
no! you can"t take him back to add to your collection. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
1581 |
I don’t know why you call it a park if you can’t park in it. It seems a bit misleading to me. |
1.2302 |
0.04125 |
139 |
111 |
24 |
4 |
1582 |
I say they're maple leaves, and I say the hell with them. |
1.2302 |
0.04668 |
126 |
103 |
17 |
6 |
1583 |
I thought I’d be more enthused about gravity. |
1.2302 |
0.04241 |
126 |
100 |
23 |
3 |
1584 |
Are you the Landlord? |
1.2302 |
0.04088 |
126 |
99 |
25 |
2 |
1585 |
Why you say? No idea, I say. |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
1586 |
Haven't I seen you before? |
1.2301 |
0.04705 |
113 |
91 |
18 |
4 |
1587 |
Are either of you L. Ron? |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
1588 |
Our motto is: 'Leaf no trace' |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1589 |
It's how we procreate. |
1.2301 |
0.05030 |
113 |
93 |
14 |
6 |
1590 |
Sorry -- we only do leaves, not dog poop! |
1.2301 |
0.04356 |
113 |
89 |
22 |
2 |
1591 |
Okay,so first,we don’t use that term any more. And second, of course we have papers. Anything else? |
1.2301 |
0.04870 |
113 |
92 |
16 |
5 |
1592 |
We conquered your planet last night. This morning we got a notice from the HOA ... |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1593 |
We're thinking Leading by Example .. like a floating compost heap . . . is more friendly than Making The Earth Stand Still .. |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
1594 |
How are you going to build a wall to keep us out! |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
1595 |
Your leader turned out to be a real taskmaster! |
1.2295 |
0.04625 |
122 |
99 |
18 |
5 |
1596 |
What are your rates for shoveling snow? |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1597 |
Please, don’t turn us in to Ice. |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1598 |
It never ends. |
1.2295 |
0.04769 |
122 |
100 |
16 |
6 |
1599 |
The court's almost ready. We need a fourth for pickleball. |
1.2295 |
0.04322 |
122 |
97 |
22 |
3 |
1600 |
I requested to be part of the fall of the Earth. I expected a ray gun not a rake. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1601 |
The HOA rules here are killer. |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1602 |
We just wanted the full Earth experience. |
1.2294 |
0.04446 |
109 |
86 |
21 |
2 |
1603 |
Take me to your bathroom. |
1.2294 |
0.04813 |
109 |
88 |
17 |
4 |
1604 |
We have a work permit |
1.2294 |
0.04633 |
109 |
87 |
19 |
3 |
1605 |
I told him, just leave the keys on the dash, buuuut did he listen? Nerrrrrp. |
1.2290 |
0.04669 |
131 |
108 |
16 |
7 |
1606 |
Take me to your leaf compactor. |
1.2290 |
0.03991 |
131 |
103 |
26 |
2 |
1607 |
Our court ordered community service was to help the less fortunate. |
1.2290 |
0.04275 |
131 |
105 |
22 |
4 |
1608 |
Are you sure this is how ET got home? |
1.2288 |
0.04725 |
118 |
96 |
17 |
5 |
1609 |
They're outsourcing.
Local landscaper prices have more than doubled. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1610 |
Three more weekends to go. We were doing Warp 3 in a Warp 1 zone |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1611 |
We are Roombas. We were sent to sweep the forest. |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
1612 |
300 hours of community service for cattle rustling doesn't seem unfair. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1613 |
We'll clean up after your 'trees,' but not your 'dogs.' |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
1614 |
‘ Sorry we don’t do dog poop’ |
1.2286 |
0.05110 |
105 |
86 |
14 |
5 |
1615 |
Do you really think your currency makes any more sense? |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
1616 |
Community service is part of the agreement to settle the class-action probing lawsuit. |
1.2286 |
0.04738 |
105 |
84 |
18 |
3 |
1617 |
No, you FO. |
1.2286 |
0.04898 |
140 |
119 |
10 |
11 |
1618 |
Hey, buddy! Which one of you pooped on the grass and didn’t pick it up? |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1619 |
Our mission would be ridiculed if we dared to use a leaf-blower. |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1620 |
The owners said they'd get us Taylor Swift tickets if we cleaned up their yard. |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1621 |
And so we were exiled by the victorious leaf blower faction. |
1.2283 |
0.05023 |
127 |
107 |
11 |
9 |
1622 |
And as soon as we're finished, you'll take us to your leader? |
1.2283 |
0.04357 |
127 |
102 |
21 |
4 |
1623 |
The Galactic Council decided we had to do something about this part of the Galaxy, but you're lucky they only had a limited budget. |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1624 |
We don't do probing anymore, so stop asking. |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
1625 |
If you need us, we're in the area. |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
1626 |
We've signed on to your Green Agenda. |
1.2282 |
0.04377 |
149 |
123 |
18 |
8 |
1627 |
I don't know how you humans deal with all the tree doo-doo. |
1.2281 |
0.04990 |
114 |
94 |
14 |
6 |
1628 |
How many times must we clean up your mess? |
1.2281 |
0.05143 |
114 |
95 |
12 |
7 |
1629 |
If you won't take care of it, we will. |
1.2281 |
0.04831 |
114 |
93 |
16 |
5 |
1630 |
The Mexicans stole our leaf blowers |
1.2281 |
0.04668 |
114 |
92 |
18 |
4 |
1631 |
Any other work alien to you? |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
1632 |
Not your leafer your leader |
1.2279 |
0.04664 |
136 |
113 |
15 |
8 |
1633 |
No shit! You mean you have something better than photosynthesis? |
1.2279 |
0.04038 |
136 |
108 |
25 |
3 |
1634 |
All you have to do is go to alien.com and we’ll be here in a light year. |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
1635 |
We refuse to invade a messy planet. |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
1636 |
It's a rake, buddy. Jeez,you Earthlings sure are paranoid. |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
1637 |
It's just a sidereal gig. |
1.2277 |
0.04642 |
101 |
80 |
19 |
2 |
1638 |
Yes we're documented. Why do you ask? |
1.2277 |
0.04850 |
101 |
81 |
17 |
3 |
1639 |
In our society everyone helps our. Include men. |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
1640 |
This leaf peeping thing sure wasn't worth the trip!! |
1.2276 |
0.04872 |
123 |
102 |
14 |
7 |
1641 |
It's fifty an hour and some minor probing. |
1.2273 |
0.04381 |
132 |
107 |
20 |
5 |
1642 |
Our new venture in tasty exotic chips. |
1.2273 |
0.04595 |
110 |
88 |
19 |
3 |
1643 |
It’s intergalactic cleanup day. |
1.2273 |
0.05111 |
110 |
91 |
13 |
6 |
1644 |
Apparently, Earthlings have advanced to the point where even the autumn clean-up is alien work. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1645 |
We’re here to take over your Planet. Just doing a little sprucing up before the Festivities. |
1.2273 |
0.04773 |
110 |
89 |
17 |
4 |
1646 |
Your neighbor isn’t the only one who thinks raking leaves is an alien concept. |
1.2273 |
0.04945 |
110 |
90 |
15 |
5 |
1647 |
I have an HI-B visa. |
1.2270 |
0.03946 |
141 |
112 |
26 |
3 |
1648 |
Sir, have you happened to see some key, Drog dropped them around here somewhere and we've been lookng for hours |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
1649 |
We were taken to your leader, and he gave us this job. |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
1650 |
Just doing a bit of groundskeeping and maintenance before we flip the planet." |
1.2269 |
0.04689 |
119 |
97 |
17 |
5 |
1651 |
It’s actually not back-breaking work for us since we don’t have spines. |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1652 |
Would it kill you to help with the neighborhood cleanup? |
1.2269 |
0.04375 |
119 |
95 |
21 |
3 |
1653 |
Honestly, the visa application process was a breeze except for the fingerprints. |
1.2269 |
0.04839 |
119 |
98 |
15 |
6 |
1654 |
We planned on raking the ashes of your civilization, but this will do for now. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1655 |
Better keep that human on a leash, doggy. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1656 |
Since your minimum wage is better, we came to work. |
1.2268 |
0.05182 |
97 |
79 |
14 |
4 |
1657 |
Well, get busy! |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
1658 |
We’re collecting pre-apocalypse Earth leaves for our lucrative vintage side hustle. |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
1659 |
Sir, can I get your view on Alien labor?" |
1.2266 |
0.04032 |
128 |
101 |
25 |
2 |
1660 |
It’s the least we could do after that mess we made down in New Mexico. |
1.2266 |
0.04734 |
128 |
106 |
15 |
7 |
1661 |
Of course, we'll have to include transportation in our hourly fees. |
1.2264 |
0.05066 |
106 |
87 |
14 |
5 |
1662 |
Anal probes? No, no. We're just here to rake leaves. Honestly. |
1.2264 |
0.05573 |
106 |
90 |
8 |
8 |
1663 |
It’s part of our community service — to help others who aren’t as advanced as us. |
1.2264 |
0.04299 |
106 |
83 |
22 |
1 |
1664 |
Sir, you appear to have a leaf on a leash. |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1665 |
We are cleaning up the planet to flip it to another owner. You'll need to leave by the end of the month. |
1.2264 |
0.04886 |
106 |
86 |
16 |
4 |
1666 |
Just tidying up before the invasion. |
1.2263 |
0.03876 |
137 |
108 |
27 |
2 |
1667 |
We gave them four hours to blow away.” |
1.2263 |
0.04395 |
137 |
112 |
19 |
6 |
1668 |
I never leave home without it. |
1.2263 |
0.04012 |
137 |
109 |
25 |
3 |
1669 |
Leaf Fairy? Yes. Poop Fairy,? No. |
1.2261 |
0.04631 |
115 |
93 |
18 |
4 |
1670 |
It was the only way we could convince the Parks Department that we might be able to elevate humanity. |
1.2261 |
0.04464 |
115 |
92 |
20 |
3 |
1671 |
We just couldn't stand your leaf blowers any longer! |
1.2261 |
0.04793 |
115 |
94 |
16 |
5 |
1672 |
We determined "raking it in" increases one's success rating on this planet. |
1.2258 |
0.04970 |
124 |
104 |
12 |
8 |
1673 |
We’ll take it from here. |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
1674 |
We come seeking the meaning of life, and this is it? |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1675 |
Hire our leaf removal company! We're out of this world! |
1.2258 |
0.04837 |
124 |
103 |
14 |
7 |
1676 |
This is the last time. We’re getting $40 an hour now from that sweet Mrs. Appleton on Regulus 7. |
1.2258 |
0.04970 |
124 |
104 |
12 |
8 |
1677 |
We've just barely arrived and now we are leaving. |
1.2258 |
0.04260 |
124 |
99 |
22 |
3 |
1678 |
We've observed you doing it for many years, so we decided to try it ourselves. Are we supposed to feel anything when we finish? |
1.2255 |
0.05006 |
102 |
83 |
15 |
4 |
1679 |
We thought you said you didn't "be-leaf" in us. We didn't realize you meant "believe". |
1.2254 |
0.04514 |
142 |
118 |
16 |
8 |
1680 |
We charge 4 dogs an hour. |
1.2254 |
0.04623 |
142 |
119 |
14 |
9 |
1681 |
Take us to your head gardener. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1682 |
Just what we were Looking for!
We need a sample from that little creature too... |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1683 |
We all don't have the occupation of abducting. |
1.2252 |
0.04735 |
111 |
90 |
17 |
4 |
1684 |
No, listen ... I did not ask you to "Rake me to your Leafer." |
1.2252 |
0.05069 |
111 |
92 |
13 |
6 |
1685 |
We thrive on this stuff. What are you feeding him anyway. |
1.2250 |
0.04654 |
120 |
98 |
17 |
5 |
1686 |
we're just paying our respects. |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1687 |
We call these "gold leaf" in our universe. We'll take them all! |
1.2250 |
0.04501 |
120 |
97 |
19 |
4 |
1688 |
We hear your sector has outlawed leaf-blowers. |
1.2250 |
0.05085 |
120 |
101 |
11 |
8 |
1689 |
Old man told us we had to clean up before heading out |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
1690 |
Mister,do you want to leave with us? |
1.2248 |
0.04700 |
129 |
107 |
15 |
7 |
1691 |
Unfortunately it’s the only type of work illegal aliens can get. |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
1692 |
It seems that our leaders have run out of things for us to do. |
1.2248 |
0.04570 |
129 |
106 |
17 |
6 |
1693 |
Then, we were told, ‘Don’t worry guys, this A.I. thing is never going to affect our industry.’ |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1694 |
Crop circles weren't working, so we thought we'd try something less ambiguous. |
1.2246 |
0.03851 |
138 |
109 |
27 |
2 |
1695 |
We won't be long..it's just a scavenger hunt party. |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1696 |
Normally, I'd say "Take me to your leader.", but clearly, you don't have one. |
1.2246 |
0.04485 |
138 |
114 |
17 |
7 |
1697 |
Our leaf blower is being used for, um...experiments. |
1.2246 |
0.04602 |
138 |
115 |
15 |
8 |
1698 |
Of course we've been documented. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1699 |
Don't worry. We only came for your leaves. |
1.2245 |
0.04707 |
98 |
78 |
18 |
2 |
1700 |
You pick up yours; we'll pick up ours. Deal? |
1.2243 |
0.05023 |
107 |
88 |
14 |
5 |
1701 |
cosmos cleanup crew |
1.2243 |
0.04466 |
107 |
85 |
20 |
2 |
1702 |
We just stopped by to show you that immigration is helpful and the border wall doesn't work |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1703 |
Jerry over there lost his contact lens. He loses something every time. |
1.2241 |
0.04756 |
116 |
95 |
16 |
5 |
1704 |
We're earning cash to pay for a no parking violation. |
1.2241 |
0.04911 |
116 |
96 |
14 |
6 |
1705 |
GREEN CARDS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' GREEN CARDS, HUMAN. |
1.2241 |
0.05061 |
116 |
97 |
12 |
7 |
1706 |
Cleanliness is next to L. Ron. |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
1707 |
... so then the Border Patrol official says,
"Would you please just leaf the country?' |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1708 |
And you clean-up
What! |
1.2241 |
0.04257 |
116 |
92 |
22 |
2 |
1709 |
We said peace not leaves! |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
1710 |
We just wanted to give back to the community before we utterly dominate and destroy it. |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1711 |
What's your problem? We're taking samples of plant life back to our planet and you get your lawn raked. |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1712 |
Sorry, we don't have a recycling facility on Mars. But Venus has a state-of-the-art facility and it's a bit closer." |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1713 |
We’ve found this to be reliable seasonal work for immigrants. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
1714 |
Our captain is a bit OCD |
1.2239 |
0.04054 |
134 |
107 |
24 |
3 |
1715 |
So, where are y’all from! |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1716 |
Just a small gesture of thanks for introducing us to Chuck Berry. |
1.2239 |
0.04574 |
134 |
111 |
16 |
7 |
1717 |
My wife is absolutely convinced she lost her engagement ring here during our last visit to this galaxy. |
1.2239 |
0.04054 |
134 |
107 |
24 |
3 |
1718 |
I appreciate the compliment, but have you seen any keys? |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1719 |
Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album? |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1720 |
I don’t have to feed or walk mine. |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
1721 |
It's important to exercise after a 10-light year flight. |
1.2238 |
0.04021 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
1722 |
This is just a side hustle. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1723 |
Food for our control of your thoughts. |
1.2233 |
0.05332 |
103 |
86 |
11 |
6 |
1724 |
We are from the planet Unger. |
1.2233 |
0.05150 |
103 |
85 |
13 |
5 |
1725 |
Next year everyone has to do this all over again? |
1.2233 |
0.04766 |
103 |
83 |
17 |
3 |
1726 |
Sub space communication picked up “the answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.” Did we miss something? |
1.2232 |
0.04696 |
112 |
91 |
17 |
4 |
1727 |
Haven't you ever seen anyone raking leaves? |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1728 |
Let Elon know that he’ll need to bring your OWN rakes to Mars! |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
1729 |
Try them with a little Ranch Dressing. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1730 |
We got caught littering at home. This is our public service. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1731 |
We've been here all along but we used to disguise ourselves as leaf blowers. Then came the ban.... |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1732 |
Work permits?
Yes, green cards. |
1.2231 |
0.04538 |
130 |
107 |
17 |
6 |
1733 |
Please keep your human off the grass. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1734 |
Three things are worth a fortune where we come from. |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
1735 |
I think we are really starting to fit into the neighborhood. |
1.2222 |
0.04429 |
108 |
86 |
20 |
2 |
1736 |
-No leaf blowers, no plastic bags... I guess we really are the only intelligent species in the universe. |
1.2222 |
0.05087 |
99 |
81 |
14 |
4 |
1737 |
We were told to bring back samples of your gold leaf. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1738 |
We are taking a little break from probing |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1739 |
It's lunch time. I'll trade you this rake for that little dog. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1740 |
The mothership prefers rehabilitation to incarceration. |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1741 |
These things are delicious. |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1742 |
Do you want us to leave or not? |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1743 |
You're telling me that it’s a typo where my orders say “Take me to your leafer”? |
1.2222 |
0.04620 |
108 |
87 |
18 |
3 |
1744 |
We also have a fall special for snow removal but it won’t last long. |
1.2222 |
0.04981 |
108 |
89 |
14 |
5 |
1745 |
Take it or leaf it. It's out-of -this-world expensive to find someone who will do this work! |
1.2222 |
0.04438 |
99 |
78 |
20 |
1 |
1746 |
Haven't you heard of the 'keep the galaxy clean' campaign?" |
1.2222 |
0.04719 |
117 |
96 |
16 |
5 |
1747 |
Only us aliens will do the job. |
1.2222 |
0.04543 |
135 |
112 |
16 |
7 |
1748 |
sometimes i see aliens |
1.2222 |
0.04804 |
108 |
88 |
16 |
4 |
1749 |
He lisps so it sounded like, "Take me to your weeder." |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1750 |
Got any Zyrtec? |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1751 |
We can't be having that on the lawn -- we're taking the dog. |
1.2214 |
0.04097 |
131 |
105 |
23 |
3 |
1752 |
These specimens should tell us a lot about your species. |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1753 |
Our trees don’t have leaves |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1754 |
Eradicating death on our planet made our Autumns less Autumnal |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1755 |
We're just trying to earn some money to get a new spaceship. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1756 |
Sorry, they fell from our saucer. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1757 |
If I find one more canine deposit, we're outta here. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1758 |
Thanks but we've been in invited to several Halloween parties already. |
1.2212 |
0.04659 |
113 |
92 |
17 |
4 |
1759 |
Yes, we're all documented. |
1.2212 |
0.04306 |
113 |
90 |
21 |
2 |
1760 |
If you 'always pick it up,' where's your bag? |
1.2212 |
0.04725 |
104 |
84 |
17 |
3 |
1761 |
Your leaves are ours! Resistance is futile! |
1.2212 |
0.05105 |
104 |
86 |
13 |
5 |
1762 |
A leaf blower? We're aliens, not assholes. |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1763 |
Well, when our work visas expire we move on to Mars and clear rocks. |
1.2212 |
0.04918 |
104 |
85 |
15 |
4 |
1764 |
can I pet your dog? we ate ours this morning |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
1765 |
Greetings friend, me and the fellas were just enjoying the classic pastime of aesthetic nature maintenance…Anyhoo, you consumed any good finite resources lately? |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
1766 |
I want to be leaves. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1767 |
Let's probe the issue of doggy bags. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1768 |
We get a kick out of raking leaves—what of it? |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
1769 |
yeah, so my Aunt Harriet is going to need that operation after all. |
1.2203 |
0.04683 |
118 |
97 |
16 |
5 |
1770 |
You try finding a job as another world alien. |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
1771 |
They told us your people wouldn't to this job |
1.2203 |
0.04193 |
118 |
94 |
22 |
2 |
1772 |
We heard you Americans like having illegal aliens do your yard work. |
1.2203 |
0.04362 |
118 |
95 |
20 |
3 |
1773 |
We don’t have these back home |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1774 |
We love to New England for Fall Foliage. |
1.2202 |
0.04582 |
109 |
88 |
18 |
3 |
1775 |
What!? The border was open. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1776 |
Hey, what do you want? You humans aint cleaning up your parks any time soon, so someone has to do it. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1777 |
We’re checking if you picked up after it. |
1.2202 |
0.04393 |
109 |
87 |
20 |
2 |
1778 |
We didn’t come here to conquer your planet. We came to get paid.” |
1.2202 |
0.04939 |
109 |
90 |
14 |
5 |
1779 |
But our research indicated that aliens were expected to do manual labor. |
1.2202 |
0.04764 |
109 |
89 |
16 |
4 |
1780 |
Work release program instituted by ICE. |
1.2200 |
0.05427 |
100 |
84 |
10 |
6 |
1781 |
I mean, if we don't do it, who will? |
1.2200 |
0.03885 |
150 |
121 |
25 |
4 |
1782 |
Can you believe it? 120 light years of community service. |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1783 |
Please remember to pick up. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1784 |
Guys, who read the order to abduct intelligent leaf forms? |
1.2197 |
0.04475 |
132 |
109 |
17 |
6 |
1785 |
We'll be filing charges once we get the coroner's report. |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
1786 |
In 2018 President Trump commissioned us to rake the forests and prevent wildfires, but we had more nefarious plans to conquer Earth. As you can see, our technology and speed weren't advanced enough to achieve either goals. |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1787 |
We know your greatest fears. |
1.2195 |
0.04970 |
123 |
104 |
11 |
8 |
1788 |
It’s community service for all the probing. |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1789 |
We're vegetarians. |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1790 |
Oh, that’s what doggie bags are for. |
1.2195 |
0.04088 |
123 |
98 |
23 |
2 |
1791 |
On our planet, the leaves rake us. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1792 |
We'll be leaving soon |
1.2193 |
0.04451 |
114 |
92 |
19 |
3 |
1793 |
This is what happens when you rescind green cards and ban leaf blowers. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1794 |
Gravity is overrated, Earthling! |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1795 |
The Planet Owner's Association said we need to start cleaning up after you. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1796 |
Hey mister, want to trade for your little fur snacky snack? |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1797 |
We're known throughout the galaxy for our rakish good looks. |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1798 |
We also contract for dog-walking. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
1799 |
Cool rake. |
1.2192 |
0.04291 |
146 |
121 |
18 |
7 |
1800 |
Take me to your groundskeeper. |
1.2192 |
0.04065 |
146 |
119 |
22 |
5 |
1801 |
R#Z&^&Q |
1.2192 |
0.04065 |
146 |
119 |
22 |
5 |
1802 |
They’re not going to rake themselves. |
1.2190 |
0.04485 |
105 |
84 |
19 |
2 |
1803 |
They said it was time for the fall of humanity |
1.2190 |
0.04684 |
105 |
85 |
17 |
3 |
1804 |
Where can we get more of this flying saucer fuel? |
1.2188 |
0.04827 |
128 |
108 |
12 |
8 |
1805 |
Dollar a bag seemed fair
What exactly is a dollar? |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1806 |
Our leaf sucker-upper broke. |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1807 |
Biofuel sir, if you must know. |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1808 |
Just a little prep before total annihilation” |
1.2188 |
0.04428 |
128 |
105 |
18 |
5 |
1809 |
Good job taking care of your planet. We'll take it from here. |
1.2188 |
0.04698 |
128 |
107 |
14 |
7 |
1810 |
You may say "money doesn't grow on trees", but these are our planetary currency back home. |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1811 |
We need to put more fiber in our diet. |
1.2188 |
0.04953 |
128 |
109 |
10 |
9 |
1812 |
I would suggest that Fall is probably the wrong season to learn about our world. Try Summer on the beach next time. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1813 |
Had we known they had deciduous trees in Roswell, we'd have landed elsewhere. |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1814 |
In your Earth atmosphere, our contact lenses fall out really easily |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1815 |
Which of you is the leader, and which is the leadee? |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1816 |
Keep going. |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1817 |
We are leaving now. |
1.2185 |
0.04798 |
119 |
99 |
14 |
6 |
1818 |
We got community service for our last abduction. |
1.2185 |
0.04329 |
119 |
96 |
20 |
3 |
1819 |
Well, you could have done it yourself. |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1820 |
We use them to garnish our salads. |
1.2182 |
0.04725 |
110 |
90 |
16 |
4 |
1821 |
The closest translation we have is “Take us to your Leafer” |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
110 |
17 |
6 |
1822 |
We were sent to do some cleanup before the boss gets here. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1823 |
I lost my saucer keys. |
1.2178 |
0.04996 |
101 |
83 |
14 |
4 |
1824 |
Not rake. We offered to ‘leave’ the environment! |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
1825 |
What are you staring at? Larson didn’t draw you either! |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1826 |
We heard about your problem with noisy polluting leaf blowers. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1827 |
Please tell me the rake is not your probe. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1828 |
We're not illegal, we're just aliens |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1829 |
We meant ‘take us to your LEADER’. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1830 |
The bulbous craniums, elongated limbs, enlarged, black, reflective eyes… we’re just your garden variety aliens. |
1.2174 |
0.05535 |
92 |
77 |
10 |
5 |
1831 |
We’re not an invasive species |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1832 |
Mulder and Scully came by and said to tidy up. |
1.2174 |
0.04749 |
115 |
95 |
15 |
5 |
1833 |
We power the ship with compost. |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1834 |
Sir! No sentient life form is "illegal"! |
1.2174 |
0.05086 |
92 |
75 |
14 |
3 |
1835 |
It's Earth Day. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1836 |
See that guy over there? He was a doctor back on Nebulon 1, but this is what your insane government bureaucracy has reduced him to. It's kinda funny, actually — you know what his speciality was? Xörgöy enlargement. |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
115 |
94 |
17 |
4 |
1837 |
The work-exchange program isn't going as well as we planned. |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1838 |
20 hours community service: for flying an object without identification |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1839 |
Leaves, lunar regolith, dog poo - it's always something. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1840 |
Yes, we’re aliens but we do have our work permits. |
1.2170 |
0.04447 |
106 |
85 |
19 |
2 |
1841 |
This puts a damper on colonizing this planet |
1.2170 |
0.05017 |
106 |
88 |
13 |
5 |
1842 |
We want to tidy up before we evaporate you. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1843 |
Is there a Costco or Ace Hardware nearby? We forgot bags. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1844 |
I’m feeling that resistance is futile. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1845 |
After trying to emulate habits here we're convinced there's no intelligent life on this planet. |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1846 |
You're a managing partner at an interdimensional corporate law firm," they said. "No way will some silly next-word prediction machine replace you. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1847 |
You've got to start cleaning up after your dog |
1.2167 |
0.04131 |
120 |
96 |
22 |
2 |
1848 |
Does your dog bite? |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
99 |
16 |
5 |
1849 |
We figured we’d clean it up before we inhabit it. |
1.2165 |
0.04687 |
97 |
78 |
17 |
2 |
1850 |
We’re called the Rakes’ Progress for a reason. |
1.2165 |
0.05330 |
97 |
81 |
11 |
5 |
1851 |
American Dream amirite? |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1852 |
You people think we want to abduct you? No, we just want a job. |
1.2164 |
0.04414 |
134 |
111 |
17 |
6 |
1853 |
We aim for leave no trace, but the dog is cute so we'll consider catch and release. |
1.2164 |
0.04015 |
134 |
108 |
23 |
3 |
1854 |
Frankly, on our planet, dogs have to clean up their own messes. |
1.2164 |
0.04285 |
134 |
110 |
19 |
5 |
1855 |
We’re all about the bio fuel. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1856 |
Trust me, this will make the anal probing, less unpleasant. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1857 |
Twenty for leaf raking. No charge for anus raking. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1858 |
We ruined our own planet with gas-powered leaf blowers. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1859 |
What? No! We come for leaves…not peace. |
1.2162 |
0.03780 |
148 |
119 |
26 |
3 |
1860 |
Without work visas, this was the only job we could get. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1861 |
Our society is very fall centerpiece-centric. |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
111 |
88 |
22 |
1 |
1862 |
Don't worry, we'll put them all back up." |
1.2160 |
0.04626 |
125 |
104 |
15 |
6 |
1863 |
Just waiting for a court date, so we can get our green card. |
1.2160 |
0.04763 |
125 |
105 |
13 |
7 |
1864 |
The piercing drone of the leaf blowers is reverberating through the cosmos so we are taking matters into our own hands. |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1865 |
Tell me again why we should be bringing these tree parts bask with us? |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1866 |
I thought this was one of your Olympic sports. |
1.2157 |
0.04323 |
102 |
81 |
20 |
1 |
1867 |
Freakin' H.O.A.s, am I right? |
1.2157 |
0.05329 |
102 |
86 |
10 |
6 |
1868 |
You do know raking the forest floor prevents fires, yes? |
1.2157 |
0.04951 |
102 |
84 |
14 |
4 |
1869 |
Remind me again why you don't want these plants on top of your other plants? |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1870 |
Making a crop circle is a lot of work. |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
1871 |
Want us to scoop? |
1.2157 |
0.05144 |
102 |
85 |
12 |
5 |
1872 |
When we’re done here, we will destroy you. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1873 |
A little manual labor wouldn't hurt you either. |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1874 |
We find it soothes our nerves. |
1.2155 |
0.03834 |
116 |
91 |
25 |
0 |
1875 |
Yes,the undocumented will work for less. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1876 |
After traveling 22 zillion miles, we figured we needed the exercise and chose the rakes. |
1.2154 |
0.04366 |
130 |
107 |
18 |
5 |
1877 |
Why is it too much to ask your omnipotent leader to clean up after Himself?" |
1.2154 |
0.04366 |
130 |
107 |
18 |
5 |
1878 |
The IRS does allow $0.655/mile in 2023! |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
1879 |
only aliens do manual labor |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1880 |
Rake your damn leaves if your species wants to be considered an intelligent life form! |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1881 |
What did you think we meant by "the fall of Man?" |
1.2150 |
0.04410 |
107 |
86 |
19 |
2 |
1882 |
It's raking season now, probing season is summer. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1883 |
If you would just use a plastic bag we could help your planet a lot more. |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1884 |
Your leader is a real taskmaster. |
1.2149 |
0.04424 |
121 |
99 |
18 |
4 |
1885 |
Why should you get to have all the fun? |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
1886 |
We've done yard work on all nine planets. |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
121 |
98 |
20 |
3 |
1887 |
We know cleaning is foreign to you. |
1.2148 |
0.03847 |
135 |
108 |
25 |
2 |
1888 |
Why? Everyone wonders if we can be good neighbors. |
1.2148 |
0.03847 |
135 |
108 |
25 |
2 |
1889 |
We got sentenced to community service for all the probing, and also for giving our technology to Nazi scientists." |
1.2148 |
0.04975 |
135 |
117 |
7 |
11 |
1890 |
Keeps ICE off our backs |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1891 |
I said, 'We come in peace,' and they said, 'Prove it.' |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1892 |
Hey! So what type of dog do ya got there? |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1893 |
Crop circles are sooo 2022. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1894 |
I'm giving that travel agent hell when we get back." |
1.2143 |
0.04818 |
112 |
93 |
14 |
5 |
1895 |
It is actually very common for illegal aliens to do yard work. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1896 |
They don’t want us here until they need to have some yard work done. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1897 |
We will happily remove these carbon-based food treats from your lawn. |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1898 |
Ya, community service. Hovering Under the Influence |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1899 |
You're holding the lead, but which of you are the leader? |
1.2143 |
0.04728 |
126 |
106 |
13 |
7 |
1900 |
Who are you calling "illegal aliens"? |
1.2143 |
0.04644 |
98 |
79 |
17 |
2 |
1901 |
This is so much more civilized than those blowers. |
1.2143 |
0.04153 |
140 |
115 |
20 |
5 |
1902 |
We like to do something nice, before we abduct you later! |
1.2143 |
0.04096 |
112 |
89 |
22 |
1 |
1903 |
The Intergalactic Manual says, "land quietly, do your business, then take your leave." |
1.2143 |
0.04472 |
112 |
91 |
18 |
3 |
1904 |
Don't look at me like that. We're simply harvesting greens for soup. |
1.2143 |
0.05077 |
98 |
81 |
13 |
4 |
1905 |
Take me to your tarp. |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1906 |
We still have a lot of chores left on our
to-do list, so I don’t think we’ll have time for an abduction today. |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
131 |
106 |
22 |
3 |
1907 |
What? Haven't you guys been paying aliens to do this for years. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1908 |
What did you think we’d do during an invasion this time of year? |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1909 |
We’re actually Mexican. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1910 |
We have a big fan back home |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1911 |
That's a weird looking human. |
1.2137 |
0.04348 |
117 |
95 |
19 |
3 |
1912 |
You put it in green plastic bags now? So that's why we can't find any anymore! |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1913 |
Yeah, it might seem menial but it beats the hell out of doing anal probes |
1.2137 |
0.04980 |
117 |
99 |
11 |
7 |
1914 |
The leaf blowers on our planet drove us away. |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1915 |
« A leaf blower would be a breeze, but we want to keep a low profile." |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
117 |
96 |
17 |
4 |
1916 |
We did our homework. Most aliens start out in landscaping |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1917 |
Working brings more treats than tricking. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1918 |
Yes, we're aliens, but we have our Green Cards. |
1.2136 |
0.04503 |
103 |
83 |
18 |
2 |
1919 |
We decide if we destroy a planet based on how much dog poop they leave. Lemme tell you, it’s not looking good for Earth! |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
1920 |
We work cheap." "We're undocumented. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1921 |
What do you mean "did we find your stick?" If it was so important to you, you should have tidied your planet yourself. It's probably recycled by now. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1922 |
Just the usual autumn chores. After this, we clean the pyramids and then plant some new crop circles. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1923 |
See the saucer? Even if they deport us, but we'll be back. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
1924 |
Your Supreme Leader asked us to neaten up the yard before hosting the reception for us tonight. |
1.2130 |
0.04753 |
108 |
89 |
15 |
4 |
1925 |
Nice costume. Is that a real dog? |
1.2130 |
0.05271 |
108 |
92 |
9 |
7 |
1926 |
Your history books got it wrong. Attila,the Hun was one of us,and we are raking and pillaging. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1927 |
Lord Ruler gives us extra credit for community service |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1928 |
The only way we could legally visit New England this fall was on H-2A visas. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
1929 |
Here for the foliage. Will leaf soon. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1930 |
It’s part of our community service after we graffitied a giant eye on Jupiter |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1931 |
Leaf blowers hurt our 20kHz sensory receptors. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1932 |
If you can't clean up after your dog, we've got a distant galaxy we can send you two to. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1933 |
We're legit. We have temporary worker visas. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1934 |
This time take these leaves to your leader. |
1.2128 |
0.04987 |
94 |
77 |
14 |
3 |
1935 |
We noticed you have not been scooping up your dog's poop recently. What is your excuse? |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1936 |
We call it ethnic cleansing. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1937 |
Take me to your gutter. |
1.2126 |
0.03973 |
127 |
102 |
23 |
2 |
1938 |
Nice marmot. |
1.2126 |
0.04559 |
127 |
106 |
15 |
6 |
1939 |
We are seeking asylum from leaf blowers. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1940 |
Good news. I found your excrement. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1941 |
We're here to save your planet from leaf blowers. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1942 |
We're just refueling. We were told that the locals wouldn't mind just helping ourselves. |
1.2124 |
0.04064 |
113 |
90 |
22 |
1 |
1943 |
We forgot the leaf blower. |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1944 |
We do leaves, snow shoveling, anal probes, whatever you need. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1945 |
Do you have some bags we could borrow? We left ours at home and it'll take us months to run home and get them." |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
1946 |
The universal translator messed up. It said, 'Rake up for your leader.' |
1.2124 |
0.04779 |
113 |
94 |
14 |
5 |
1947 |
Our planet needs compost |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
92 |
18 |
3 |
1948 |
The whole concept of raking leaves is alien to us. |
1.2124 |
0.04254 |
113 |
91 |
20 |
2 |
1949 |
Don't worry. I'm their
probe-ation officer." |
1.2124 |
0.04941 |
113 |
95 |
12 |
6 |
1950 |
We're trying to improve our reputation in the neighborhood. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1951 |
We're actually descendants of Leaf Erikson. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1952 |
They just kept falling...The carnage is immeasurable. |
1.2124 |
0.04611 |
113 |
93 |
16 |
4 |
1953 |
Take me to your recycling bin" |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1954 |
Lord Zorg ordered us to tidy up before the invasion. |
1.2121 |
0.03882 |
132 |
106 |
24 |
2 |
1955 |
It’s OK—we’re not the illegal kind. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
1956 |
Sorry, we're booked for the season. Call us early next year and we'll see if we can get you on the schedule. |
1.2121 |
0.04602 |
99 |
80 |
17 |
2 |
1957 |
We could see the mess from space and just got tired of looking at it. |
1.2121 |
0.04821 |
99 |
81 |
15 |
3 |
1958 |
The leaf blower is broken. |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
97 |
17 |
4 |
1959 |
We come in peace to rake your Forest Gump! |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
1960 |
I never believed in Aliens. But this might change my attitude ! |
1.2119 |
0.04315 |
118 |
96 |
19 |
3 |
1961 |
We could see your leaves from our house |
1.2119 |
0.04792 |
118 |
99 |
13 |
6 |
1962 |
Cleaning up after yourself involves more than just his poop y’know! |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
1963 |
Do you realize the great treasure you’re letting go to waste here? |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
1964 |
Where I come from, autumn leaves are good as gold! |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
1965 |
In space no one can hear them complain. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1966 |
Do you have a pooper-scooper I could borrow? |
1.2115 |
0.04250 |
104 |
83 |
20 |
1 |
1967 |
Can we pick that up for you? We take Venmo and Apple Pay. |
1.2115 |
0.04668 |
104 |
85 |
16 |
3 |
1968 |
You need to take better care of your planet. |
1.2115 |
0.04864 |
104 |
86 |
14 |
4 |
1969 |
We heard your planet needed help and we volunteered. |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1970 |
We ETs like crunchy stuffing in our pillows. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1971 |
Sorry, no dogs allowed. We're gathering food for our long trip home. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
1972 |
The tax breaks for the 'Adopt-A-Planet' program are worth it in the long run. |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
123 |
103 |
14 |
6 |
1973 |
I can't stand messy trees. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1974 |
Human, let me see your Green Card... |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
1975 |
Hey pal stop singing that song. I’m a citizen now and this isn’t New York. |
1.2111 |
0.05585 |
90 |
76 |
9 |
5 |
1976 |
We came because we heard that most of the lawn care workers here are aliens.” |
1.2111 |
0.04869 |
90 |
73 |
15 |
2 |
1977 |
We are doing what you haven't with your planet. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1978 |
I can't believe we found a planet where money grows on trees. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1979 |
We'll be finished gathering fuel in just a minute. Do we pay you? |
1.2110 |
0.05061 |
109 |
92 |
11 |
6 |
1980 |
Are we legal? I have no idea. But nobody else seems to want to do this job. |
1.2109 |
0.04388 |
128 |
106 |
17 |
5 |
1981 |
You traveled light years to do our yard work? |
1.2109 |
0.03945 |
128 |
103 |
23 |
2 |
1982 |
The family works cheap, but the travel costs are killing me. |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1983 |
We hope to rake a pile big enough to land our colony ship. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1984 |
Open to becoming a member of our organization? |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1985 |
do you want me to get rid of your human too? |
1.2105 |
0.04001 |
133 |
108 |
22 |
3 |
1986 |
Lead us to your raker. |
1.2105 |
0.04001 |
133 |
108 |
22 |
3 |
1987 |
We use the leaves for fuel. |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1988 |
We can’t find their probe-holes. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1989 |
No, these are not “leaf-peepers”. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
1990 |
We can’t believe you Earthlings are wasting these great snacks. |
1.2105 |
0.04740 |
114 |
95 |
14 |
5 |
1991 |
I know this seems an alien concept, but we’re going to be in your neighborhood this week doing leaf removal.”
Kathy Hughes
Memphi |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
1992 |
Since we switched over to leaf fuel, our dad makes us come down here and rake. We hate it. |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1993 |
Is there a more advanced technology? We're not loving boredom and backaches? |
1.2105 |
0.04708 |
95 |
77 |
16 |
2 |
1994 |
No, this isn't a business. We are merely econ-physicist tourists filling the labor vacuum. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1995 |
This gravity thing makes for one messy planet |
1.2101 |
0.03935 |
119 |
95 |
23 |
1 |
1996 |
We prohibit leaf blowers too |
1.2101 |
0.04112 |
119 |
96 |
21 |
2 |
1997 |
nan |
1.2101 |
0.04603 |
119 |
99 |
15 |
5 |
1998 |
Just when I thought that I understood AI |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1999 |
And you thought a wall wood keeps out! |
1.2101 |
0.04902 |
119 |
101 |
11 |
7 |
2000 |
Wait, did we mix up the date of Earth Day? |
1.2100 |
0.04333 |
100 |
80 |
19 |
1 |
2001 |
Harvesting biofuel for the ship is more work, but it’s impossible to find dark matter these days. |
1.2100 |
0.04777 |
100 |
82 |
15 |
3 |
2002 |
We understand your capture of the "leaf" entities. |
1.2097 |
0.04326 |
124 |
102 |
18 |
4 |
2003 |
Well! Your little guy didn't have to 'hold it' for two light-years, did he? |
1.2097 |
0.04012 |
124 |
100 |
22 |
2 |
2004 |
Like Uncle Bubba used to say, "Rake your own pile of leaves." |
1.2097 |
0.04172 |
124 |
101 |
20 |
3 |
2005 |
We wanted to see for ourselves why so many aliens do this for a living. |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
2006 |
Composting propels our ship |
1.2095 |
0.04822 |
105 |
87 |
14 |
4 |
2007 |
Tastes like chicken. |
1.2095 |
0.05008 |
105 |
88 |
12 |
5 |
2008 |
You mean we didn’t cause those little things to fall off those big things? |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2009 |
We were told to bring back thr most intelligent life we could find. |
1.2095 |
0.04628 |
105 |
86 |
16 |
3 |
2010 |
Thanks again for the droppings, no other planet just leaves them lying about for easy harvesting. |
1.2095 |
0.04214 |
105 |
84 |
20 |
1 |
2011 |
We are looking for a mole, but not the one next to your left nipple. |
1.2093 |
0.04357 |
129 |
107 |
17 |
5 |
2012 |
The Naughty Men from Mars got sent here for work duty! |
1.2093 |
0.04494 |
129 |
108 |
15 |
6 |
2013 |
This was not my idea. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
2014 |
Immigrant work program. |
1.2091 |
0.03895 |
110 |
87 |
23 |
0 |
2015 |
'Please understand that while you evolved zoologically, we evolved botanically, and all we're doing is collecting our ancestors' remains.' |
1.2091 |
0.04104 |
110 |
88 |
21 |
1 |
2016 |
Don't worry, we are only here to collect specimens of the intelligent life forms we found. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2017 |
Look, if we are going to propose conquering this planet, we at least want it presentable. |
1.2091 |
0.04849 |
110 |
92 |
13 |
5 |
2018 |
We use them for currency on our planet. |
1.2091 |
0.04674 |
110 |
91 |
15 |
4 |
2019 |
Leaves float where I come from… |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
2020 |
Our landing wasn't smooth. |
1.2088 |
0.05068 |
91 |
75 |
13 |
3 |
2021 |
We expend many calories. Please unleash our lunch. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2022 |
We are stopping by a few places as part of our 'be a good neighbor' endeavor! |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
2023 |
We want to be-leaf. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
2024 |
It was either this or distributing noise-cancelling headphones throughout the galaxy. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
2025 |
We were told to clean up after the worst polluters, 2 legged creatures. |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
2026 |
We're working to buy s new engine for our craft |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2027 |
I'm trying to be inconspicuous why aren't you ? |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2028 |
Where's your pooper scooper? |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
2029 |
We’re all documented, I swear! |
1.2083 |
0.04893 |
96 |
79 |
14 |
3 |
2030 |
Funny that our money actually grows on your trees! |
1.2083 |
0.05112 |
96 |
80 |
12 |
4 |
2031 |
E.T. hone loam. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2032 |
It's part of a cultural exchange program. Last month's pumpkin carving was a hit." |
1.2083 |
0.04422 |
96 |
77 |
18 |
1 |
2033 |
We’re just prepping for the perfect autumnal Instagram selfie. |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
2034 |
Mark,can you try to curb your dog? The spaceship isn’t designed for that. |
1.2083 |
0.05524 |
96 |
82 |
8 |
6 |
2035 |
We get paid in crypto. Not dog poop. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2036 |
It’s good exercise after all that time cooped up traveling. |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
125 |
101 |
22 |
2 |
2037 |
Our work would be more efficient if you kept your dog off the grass. |
1.2080 |
0.04586 |
125 |
105 |
14 |
6 |
2038 |
We're the gatherer contingent. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
2039 |
We came to pick up the leaves with rake. |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
125 |
102 |
20 |
3 |
2040 |
Your planet is doomed and beyond our help, so we thought that's the least we could do. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2041 |
They told us not to « leaves » any trace. |
1.2079 |
0.05135 |
101 |
85 |
11 |
5 |
2042 |
Oh, we're just the advance team." |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2043 |
Our spaceship makes less noise than your leaf blowers. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2044 |
A day of primitive planet cleanup gets you three points off your hyperspace license. |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
2045 |
We enlisted because our leaders told us our species could take over the universe and really rake it in and clean up. |
1.2079 |
0.04520 |
101 |
82 |
17 |
2 |
2046 |
In answer to your question, these biological units we are collecting are far more interesting, but that unit you have there might be worth collecting too. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
2047 |
They were out of leaf blowers. |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
2048 |
We were triplets |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
2049 |
Yes, we need the dog. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2050 |
Are you part of a union? |
1.2075 |
0.03958 |
106 |
84 |
22 |
0 |
2051 |
It was either this, or be put in a cage. |
1.2075 |
0.04589 |
106 |
87 |
16 |
3 |
2052 |
It actually runs on leaves. |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
2053 |
It's not real, it's just a rake-i-o drama. |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2054 |
Sure, these are just leaves now, but we will select the best looking to inseminate to propagate. We've heard how you creatures make babies and, frankly, it's disgusting! |
1.2072 |
0.04635 |
111 |
92 |
15 |
4 |
2055 |
we need these for our holiday center piece. Keep moving or we take the dog for dessert |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
111 |
93 |
13 |
5 |
2056 |
Earth is doomed, but can you at least pretend you are trying? |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2057 |
We’re here on a new immigration program. |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2058 |
Roughage. Good for digestion. Anything is better than kale. |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2059 |
It’s time for you to leave with us! |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2060 |
For your information, we're LEGAL aliens |
1.2072 |
0.04267 |
111 |
90 |
19 |
2 |
2061 |
Alien: "I'm an alien."
Man: "I'm an Englishman in New York." |
1.2072 |
0.04455 |
111 |
91 |
17 |
3 |
2062 |
We’re not here illegally |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2063 |
This is a one time introductory offer. |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2064 |
We're not as racially consciousness up there, as you may think. |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2065 |
The leaf piles look fun. |
1.2069 |
0.04665 |
116 |
97 |
14 |
5 |
2066 |
We use them to make illegal ballots. Okay |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2067 |
Invasions just aren't paying like they used to. |
1.2069 |
0.04332 |
116 |
95 |
18 |
3 |
2068 |
I hope you brought a bag to pick up after your dog. We didn’t come all this way just to step in it. |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2069 |
It's not so bad. Look at who you're picking up after. |
1.2069 |
0.04976 |
116 |
99 |
10 |
7 |
2070 |
We’ve been your absentee landlords, but we realized you’re failing to do basic maintenance. |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2071 |
If you wouldn't mind keeping your dog off the lawn... |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
2072 |
Wow, it's cold here. We just arrived from Texas. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
2073 |
The other volunteer group got the middle east. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2074 |
Our planet has no Fall. We'll try just the leaves first. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2075 |
Of course we'll return the rakes before we leave. |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
2076 |
We’re from France |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
2077 |
Alien is an alien is an alien? |
1.2065 |
0.05473 |
92 |
78 |
9 |
5 |
2078 |
We’ve heard how messed up your whole planet is so we teleported over to show our support. |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
2079 |
thanks for cleaning up after your pet; that stuff RUINS our engines! |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
2080 |
Our next step is to cash it in. |
1.2062 |
0.04381 |
97 |
78 |
18 |
1 |
2081 |
Face “ it somebodies got to do i |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2082 |
We are about finished. Please keep your pulling devise off the grass. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2083 |
What the hell, we heard you all have motorized blower thingies. |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
2084 |
We would rather rake than pick up after that little animal. |
1.2059 |
0.05089 |
102 |
86 |
11 |
5 |
2085 |
Actually, our ancestors were here 800,000 years before yours. So, NOW who's the alien? |
1.2059 |
0.04258 |
102 |
82 |
19 |
1 |
2086 |
Qhat do uoi expect to get for menial labor in 2023? |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
2087 |
The base pay is crappy but the travel allowance is great. |
1.2059 |
0.04894 |
102 |
85 |
13 |
4 |
2088 |
Our publicist suggested this as a way to meet people instead of beaming them up. |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
2089 |
When are the pick-up days? |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
107 |
89 |
14 |
4 |
2090 |
Your wife told us where to put the rakes when we're done. It doesn't look good for you. |
1.2056 |
0.05098 |
107 |
91 |
10 |
6 |
2091 |
The loud leaf blower is not a problem for us as we have no ears,but we want to honor your town |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2092 |
Not all of those piles are leaves. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2093 |
Let’s switch. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2094 |
It's the least we can do to clean up the mess down here. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2095 |
Please, just leaf us alone ! |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2096 |
Take me to your closest garden center |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
2097 |
We consider trees and their leaves to be valuable resources on our planet. |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
2098 |
Fuel for our space ship and you get a leaf-free yard? So what's the complaint? |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
112 |
94 |
13 |
5 |
2099 |
It's Autumn...we're just trying to fit in. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
112 |
91 |
19 |
2 |
2100 |
There's been multiple reports of Unidentified Lying Objects in the area. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
2101 |
We are here to help you with your forest fires. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2102 |
I guess no one from here wanted the work. |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
2103 |
Did your leaf just bark? |
1.2051 |
0.03941 |
117 |
94 |
22 |
1 |
2104 |
If we vaporize the trees, we
vaporize the leaves. |
1.2051 |
0.03941 |
117 |
94 |
22 |
1 |
2105 |
We do this for fun every 100 years or so…. |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2106 |
Well, your dog only has one eye. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2107 |
Will you take us to your leader now? |
1.2051 |
0.04629 |
117 |
98 |
14 |
5 |
2108 |
No, we definitely don't have a ray that turns people into leaves.... |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
117 |
96 |
18 |
3 |
2109 |
And keep the contrails same as last year, Mr Glenwood? |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
2110 |
Leaf blowers freak some people out." |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
122 |
102 |
15 |
5 |
2111 |
We come in peace… may I rake your dog? |
1.2049 |
0.04647 |
122 |
103 |
13 |
6 |
2112 |
Did you know that this year you should actually leave your fallen maple leaves on your lawn so that your soil can enhance in quality and your earthworms will be a helpful contribution to your garden? |
1.2049 |
0.04647 |
122 |
103 |
13 |
6 |
2113 |
We need to leave. |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
105 |
18 |
4 |
2114 |
Exceptions? |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
2115 |
Please mister, we’ll get all the TP out of your trees – just let us take off our costumes!” |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2116 |
I hope you clean up after that leashed life form better than you clean up after these stick life forms! |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2117 |
Un-be-leaf-able, right? |
1.2045 |
0.05399 |
88 |
74 |
10 |
4 |
2118 |
We are here to serve. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
2119 |
HELLO AGAIN NORMAN...
This Time You better
Curb. Your. Dog. |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2120 |
It is noted you do not bag your dog’s excrement |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2121 |
Your leader has a real sense of humor. Do you know why he wants the forest raked? |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
2122 |
Please pick-up after your dog. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
2123 |
We’re clearing the unidentified fall objects |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
75 |
17 |
1 |
2124 |
We could see from our home planet that you were never going to do it. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2125 |
Our kind is very OCD you know |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2126 |
Take me to your tree litter. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2127 |
The Judge gave us community service. |
1.2041 |
0.04802 |
98 |
81 |
14 |
3 |
2128 |
We do the jobs you don't want to do. |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2129 |
When we're done, you'll have to come see our home |
1.2039 |
0.05228 |
103 |
88 |
9 |
6 |
2130 |
They’ve been called home. |
1.2039 |
0.04441 |
103 |
84 |
17 |
2 |
2131 |
We’re gonna send down the grandchildren to play when they’re a little deeper. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2132 |
We decided that this was way easier than the fact that your oceans are due to catch fire in 2.5 years. |
1.2039 |
0.05043 |
103 |
87 |
11 |
5 |
2133 |
We prefer to be called 'undocumented foreigners'. Now which of you is paying? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2134 |
It beats anal probing. |
1.2039 |
0.04221 |
103 |
83 |
19 |
1 |
2135 |
The southern border, no. Southern constellation, yes. Why do you ask? |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2136 |
Who do we talk to about cashing in once we’ve completed the bonus round? |
1.2039 |
0.04851 |
103 |
86 |
13 |
4 |
2137 |
Our species has not yet evolved to the leaf blower stage. |
1.2039 |
0.04650 |
103 |
85 |
15 |
3 |
2138 |
Turns out your "W" sounds like our "L." |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
2139 |
We're on a Community Service Order. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2140 |
Dead leaves are worth more than gold on our planet. |
1.2037 |
0.04880 |
108 |
91 |
12 |
5 |
2141 |
We know it's cliché but us aliens just enjoy landscaping. |
1.2037 |
0.04699 |
108 |
90 |
14 |
4 |
2142 |
Who did you think would do the work when you all banned leaf blowers? |
1.2037 |
0.04315 |
108 |
88 |
18 |
2 |
2143 |
We're collecting DNA to reforest our planet. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2144 |
You, primitive Bipod; take scoop; clean-up after Master. |
1.2035 |
0.04894 |
113 |
96 |
11 |
6 |
2145 |
Did we miss the cherry blossom season? |
1.2035 |
0.04007 |
113 |
91 |
21 |
1 |
2146 |
Don’t know why we had so much trouble getting work authorization from Homeland Security… |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2147 |
Being in space for so long is alienating. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
2148 |
No I haven't seen the movie Moonraker. Why do you ask? |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
2149 |
It's part of our community service after "accidentally" speeding through the galaxy. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
2150 |
If your dog drops anything...we will probe your socks off. |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2151 |
Where can I get a leaf blower around here? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
2152 |
And. Where did you say you are taking the leaves? |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2153 |
And now for the probe.” |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
2154 |
… and at the end, we were hired by México. |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
2155 |
We solved the problem by getting rid of the trees. That's why we had to come here. |
1.2034 |
0.04092 |
118 |
96 |
20 |
2 |
2156 |
It's true, you really don't know what you got until it's gone. |
1.2033 |
0.04754 |
123 |
105 |
11 |
7 |
2157 |
As you can see, we are working in your neighborhood, and I would like to know if there is any work we can do for you -- such as rake your leaves, eat your brai... I mean, clean your gutters. |
1.2033 |
0.04892 |
123 |
106 |
9 |
8 |
2158 |
It was the only job we could get that didn't ask for paperwork. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
2159 |
Sweeping up stardust pays better but this gig keeps us grounded. |
1.2033 |
0.03992 |
123 |
100 |
21 |
2 |
2160 |
We like a clean-cut look. |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
2161 |
We decoded all those desperate cries for help from down here. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
2162 |
If you need a bag, I've got one on my ship. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
2163 |
We're going to grab some beers after this if you want to join us |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
2164 |
We have an advanced flux capacitor now, it runs on leaves ... or most any form of biomass. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2165 |
I'm confused, should I be raking you as well? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
2166 |
Enough with these poncey rakes! Take me to your leaf blower human! |
1.2021 |
0.04164 |
94 |
75 |
19 |
0 |
2167 |
We're trying to restore order to the Universe. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
2168 |
Nice, You have an electric one |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2169 |
We still are hoping to find signs of intelligent life on this planet, and therefore have expanded our data collection. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2170 |
We heard the fall foliage was out of this world. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2171 |
Excuse me, could you point us to the nearest wormhole? |
1.2020 |
0.04758 |
99 |
82 |
14 |
3 |
2172 |
Be careful we like a clean lawn for our dogs to poop on. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2173 |
Dude, really? Pick up after you dog! |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2174 |
You said you’d my sponsor my Visa. |
1.2020 |
0.04536 |
99 |
81 |
16 |
2 |
2175 |
We offer dog-walking services, too. |
1.2020 |
0.04969 |
99 |
83 |
12 |
4 |
2176 |
It's part of our new public relations campaign. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2177 |
What can I say, still we miss trees. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2178 |
To think that we used to collect organic samples for free |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2179 |
If only. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2180 |
I can’t tell, is the work dehumanizing? |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
2181 |
No. I do not know Captain Kirk! |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2182 |
Leaves are Crypto on our planet. We ran out of trees. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
2183 |
Now that the jig is up we can share our know how with you humans. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
2184 |
Yes, I do speak English. You shouldn't make assumptions because it's manual labor. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2185 |
A Green Card? That's Speciest! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2186 |
I agree: I should leave. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
2187 |
Yes, it would be a shame to waste this deelicious food |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2188 |
As illegal aliens we take the most menial jobs |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2189 |
We want to thank you for curbing your dog. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2190 |
You really should take better care of your planet. |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
2191 |
We were told this is what humans do for fun. |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
2192 |
We serve the whole Universe |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
2193 |
Those SETI guys asked for maintenance. |
1.2018 |
0.03976 |
114 |
92 |
21 |
1 |
2194 |
Ah! That explains it. There was a typo. The first letter of the first word should have been 'T' on the message that said:
'Rake me to your leader.' |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
2195 |
Yeah even when you buy the whole planet, those HOA rules are so strict. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
2196 |
I assure you that every member of my landscaping crew has their green card. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2197 |
We still believe that young people need to learn the value of hard work. |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
2198 |
They thought we were trying to abduct them, and dropped those on us. |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
2199 |
Our tagline is we do the job at the speed of light. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2200 |
Because you people really need help. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
2201 |
We've migrated a long way. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2202 |
Well, someone's gotta take care of this place.... |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2203 |
You know,they believe us to be ‘manufactured dolls’….
Think they’ll buy ‘legal aliens’❓ |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
2204 |
We love your Fall season! |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
2205 |
It's not what I meant when I said we'll help with the "fall of earth." |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
2206 |
Guys, stop raking them in circles. |
1.2016 |
0.04026 |
129 |
106 |
20 |
3 |
2207 |
We've had to look further away to find people willing to do the work. |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
2208 |
We are landscapers from France. |
1.2000 |
0.04544 |
125 |
106 |
13 |
6 |
2209 |
OK, yeah. so we lost a bet. whats your point? |
1.2000 |
0.05519 |
95 |
82 |
7 |
6 |
2210 |
We're here as part of a alien exchange program! |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2211 |
Actually, we know how to solve all Earth's problems, but this is the only job we can get as illegal aliens. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2212 |
We blew them off, we bag ‘em up! |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
2213 |
Hey Sam, want to run up to Mars later and grab some candy? |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2214 |
THAT thing is the reason for the 'sticky' leaves? |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2215 |
Because of the nasty notice from the City Inspections Department we certainly won't be purchasing any more land on this planet! |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2216 |
After the abduction, we thought a bit of community service was needed. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2217 |
40 hours of galactic service. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2218 |
We find that they are delicious in Venus Bars. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2219 |
We knew this would happen if you built that wall. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2220 |
Back home we have robots to do this. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
2221 |
*Want to try something new?" |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
2222 |
Tell the Mayor ..... we need reimbursement for travel expense |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
2223 |
I don't know why our landscaping company made us wear these stupid uniforms. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
2224 |
We're looking for Reese's Pieces. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2225 |
Does this make us seem more or less alien? |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
2226 |
Why do illegal aliens have to do yardwork? |
1.2000 |
0.04149 |
105 |
85 |
19 |
1 |
2227 |
Take me to your gutters and leaders. |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
2228 |
Take me to your leaf pile. |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2229 |
Court mandated community service |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
2230 |
Never mind us, we are just having an intergalactic scavenger hunt, how about you? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
2231 |
It’s a living. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
2232 |
We work for less than $15/hour. |
1.2000 |
0.03906 |
135 |
111 |
21 |
3 |
2233 |
We found your poop in our yard that your servant failed to pick up! |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
2234 |
Was that just a K-9 P or is it a KP-9 ? |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2235 |
Okay, we'll do your lawn as a trade, but we probe you, not the Earthling tied to the rope. |
1.2000 |
0.04924 |
100 |
84 |
12 |
4 |
2236 |
In this economy, we’re take what we can get! |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
2237 |
We may be aliens but we’re not illegal - we were hired by the parks dept. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
2238 |
"We're supposed to be distributing leaflets, but we're from out of town." |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
2239 |
Those raking skills are out of this world! |
1.2000 |
0.04766 |
105 |
88 |
13 |
4 |
2240 |
We time travel back to the spring and reattach those leaves. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
2241 |
We found another use for the anal probes. |
1.1985 |
0.04151 |
136 |
114 |
17 |
5 |
2242 |
When can we see your leader? |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
2243 |
They add roughage to our sustenance packets so we can get back to some regularity, plus . . . no cholesterol. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
2244 |
O.K. Just checking to see if our cloaking device was on. |
1.1983 |
0.03825 |
121 |
98 |
22 |
1 |
2245 |
Your neighborhood's expectations are too powerful for us. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
2246 |
We pick THAT up every month, too. |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
2247 |
We' come from the future. We're the solution to the migrant problem! |
1.1983 |
0.04777 |
116 |
99 |
11 |
6 |
2248 |
Last year we tried using leaf blowers, but it didn't go over well. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
2249 |
Finally,one with free jet fuel |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
2250 |
Foliage for fuel, Trevor. It's how you get to the post-human phase. |
1.1982 |
0.03801 |
111 |
89 |
22 |
0 |
2251 |
I hope he lets me off this leash before he gets too friendly with this guy. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2252 |
Curious, none of your 9,000,000 consume this delicacy? |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2253 |
Their droppings are a delicacy. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2254 |
I'm just a private but I think our 'perfect' Commander doesn't know the difference between 'leader' and 'litter.' |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2255 |
Yeah, we’ll do your lawn, but you have to supply the equipment. Take me to your weeder. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
2256 |
Where's your self-respect? |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
2257 |
We're looking for dog poo. Can you help us out? |
1.1982 |
0.04758 |
111 |
94 |
12 |
5 |
2258 |
He pays us $50 and it only take us 10 minutes. |
1.1982 |
0.04011 |
111 |
90 |
20 |
1 |
2259 |
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) hired extraterrestrial gardeners to help clean up the earth. |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
2260 |
We also lead pedestrian lives. |
1.1982 |
0.03801 |
111 |
89 |
22 |
0 |
2261 |
Other than following him with a leash and picking up his discharge, what other tricks does your leader have you perform? |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2262 |
Bloomberg hired us to keep the parks clean. So we do lawncare by day, and abduct the homeless by night. |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
2263 |
We come in peace, but we need these leaves because its Autumn at home, and we don’t have any. |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
2264 |
And when we visited Finland,we saw them using brooms. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2265 |
Fires in our fireplace. What do you use yours for? |
1.1981 |
0.05090 |
106 |
91 |
9 |
6 |
2266 |
Cleaning Mess on Earth. One Broom at a Time. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2267 |
As alien employees we also support universal healthcare |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
2268 |
And is this the noble beast that has produced the cutest droppings in the universe? |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
2269 |
It was our first FUI, so luckily we only have 30 more hours. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2270 |
We falsely inflated the value of our planetary holdings. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2271 |
Galactic Service, for interferring with this Planet's development. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2272 |
Global invasion? No, it's the final project for our Interstellar Botany class. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2273 |
Nice autumnal group activity on planet earth, they said. |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
2274 |
Leaf blowers are a pet peeve of ours. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2275 |
... best employment we could get without a little green card. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2276 |
Just so you know, our kind don’t wear shoes. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
2277 |
We like jumping in the pile too. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
2278 |
We're tidying up because we plan to stay a while. |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
2279 |
We were told to leave. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
2280 |
It's so we can wire money back to our families. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
2281 |
For some reason, your leaves make the best mulch. |
1.1979 |
0.05048 |
96 |
81 |
11 |
4 |
2282 |
No worries. We just breezed into town to make a quick buck. We’ll be on our way soon. |
1.1978 |
0.04480 |
91 |
74 |
16 |
1 |
2283 |
I said "Take me to your LEADER! "Not this Leafer thing. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
2284 |
We're applying for citizenship here in your suburb. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
2285 |
Keep that Pooper away from our Saucer and we won't surgically remove your Spleen. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
2286 |
Rake your lawn, sir? We need plutonium to get home. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
2287 |
Other planets call us FREAKS.....you people call us NEAT FREAKS. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
2288 |
Aliens--we get the job done. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
2289 |
Sir can you please clean up after your dog. Respect your parks. |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
2290 |
What?! They let you have dogs here? How much is pet rent?? Honey they let you have dogs here!! |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
2291 |
A miniature dog you said? Wow - and I thought I’d seen everything |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
2292 |
So, every year, since the beginning of time leaves fall at the same time of the year, and still your species has not found a better way to clean them up? |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
2293 |
It’s a common misconception that ‘green’ refers to the color of our skin. |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
2294 |
What? Did you think the leaves just disappeared by themselves? |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
2295 |
It's hard finding parking. We'll move it as soon as one opens up. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
2296 |
Hearts and Minds," dude |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
2297 |
We are not in danger; we are the HOA. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
2298 |
Why don’t you make like a tree and leaf, you lazy, entitled, miserable substandard excuse for a species. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2299 |
It's court-ordered service. Sorry about the probes. |
1.1966 |
0.04739 |
117 |
100 |
11 |
6 |
2300 |
On our planet they're an aphrodisiac. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
2301 |
We're recent recruits for the illegal alien work program ... |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
2302 |
I've heard of this cleaning device... I-Robot? |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
2303 |
Huh, this wasn't what I imagined when they said A.I. would change our lives for the better. |
1.1966 |
0.04739 |
117 |
100 |
11 |
6 |
2304 |
Third generation leaf farmers, ay-uh! |
1.1966 |
0.04739 |
117 |
100 |
11 |
6 |
2305 |
If you tighten immigration laws you won’t have workers like us to do the menial seasonal jobs you people won’t do. |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
2306 |
This is the extra part. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
2307 |
In our culture it is taboo for trees to poop on the lawn. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2308 |
Please keep your dog off our collection area. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
2309 |
As illegal aliens, we just want to demonstrate our work ethic. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2310 |
No, no we are legal aliens. No jobs taken here. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2311 |
Excuse me sir, May I trade my rake for your dog? |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2312 |
What does 'no salary' mean? |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2313 |
Oh, fuck! |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
2314 |
Stuck here til we earn more money. Gas prices unbelievable, right? |
1.1964 |
0.04886 |
112 |
96 |
10 |
6 |
2315 |
Dude, between this and eternity behind bars... |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
2316 |
This is our day to give back. |
1.1964 |
0.03979 |
112 |
91 |
20 |
1 |
2317 |
What do you mean by “It’s “Take” us?” |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
2318 |
We’re doing community service. We landed on a national park. |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
2319 |
We are here to serve man. |
1.1963 |
0.04683 |
107 |
90 |
13 |
4 |
2320 |
May we harvest your bark? |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2321 |
We’re taking it all starting with leaves oh and can we scan your animal companion |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2322 |
When they go low, we go high. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
2323 |
How much to eat that dog? How about 200 leaves? |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2324 |
You go first." Liza Wherry, North Canaan, Connecticu |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
2325 |
I'll bet you have been wondering where all your rakes have gone. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2326 |
I found the best recipe for "Witch Soup" but I can't find anyone that sells the Spanish warts. |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
2327 |
Not to worry sir. We are simply conducting a study of these unidentified fallen objects. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2328 |
We saw the job posted online. |
1.1961 |
0.03951 |
102 |
82 |
20 |
0 |
2329 |
Please tell me we didn't travel trillions of miles to make first contact - and we're picking up the leaves we blew off trees while landing as a gesture of good will - just so you could stroll through here without a pooper scooper. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
2330 |
This is called "reverse psychology" |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2331 |
More Aliens taking our jobs. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2332 |
We received a thousand calls from the homeowners association. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
2333 |
We heard about the mess down here. |
1.1961 |
0.04835 |
102 |
86 |
12 |
4 |
2334 |
We have leaves to. Just wanted to say thanks for letting us visit. |
1.1959 |
0.04308 |
97 |
79 |
17 |
1 |
2335 |
Residen alien work force. |
1.1959 |
0.04780 |
97 |
81 |
13 |
3 |
2336 |
It doesn’t hurt our backs so much as our big brains. |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
2337 |
Would you happen to have a leaf blower? |
1.1959 |
0.04550 |
97 |
80 |
15 |
2 |
2338 |
You'll have fun. they said. |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
2339 |
We do not comprehend....you clean up after him but not them? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2340 |
'….just some light cleaning before the Empress arrives. It helps her decide whether the planet is worth invading or not.' |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
2341 |
We were sentenced to community service on this planet, as the work never ends. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
2342 |
Good lord sir!
Get your trees under control! |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
2343 |
We from the planet Xyzo want you to know that Wal-Mart does have the lowest prices in gardening equipment in the known universe. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2344 |
Photosynthesis is dead. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2345 |
Get a’long ‘lil doggie — we’re not here to clean up poop. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
2346 |
We’re learning how to serve Man… |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
2347 |
No, that’s not true. I never said a word about “Take me to your weeder.” |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
2348 |
Please keep your dog away from our food please! |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
2349 |
The robots clean up at home before we have a chance |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
2350 |
Our ship runs on composted leaves. |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
2351 |
They saw the latest TikTok challenge with fall leaves and kept begging me to come down here. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
2352 |
As soon as all the cash is raked in we're blowing up the planet. And we're taking the little god with us. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2353 |
This seems to happen every time this planet reaches this point in its orbit. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
2354 |
Would you rather get an anal probe? |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2355 |
We decided to take "leaves" over "leave." |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
2356 |
It's community service for flying objects without identification |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
2357 |
The TLDR is AI took all the jobs on our planet. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
2358 |
We like to give back. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
2359 |
Howdy, neighbor, just mining ginkgo for our blockchain like you suggested. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
2360 |
So we understand aliens do the yard work around here. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2361 |
Oh, this isn't what they meant when they told us to leave? |
1.1944 |
0.03826 |
108 |
87 |
21 |
0 |
2362 |
Came here for work |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2363 |
We are fine, it was even worse with the sand. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
2364 |
Apparently, local help for yardwork is hard to find these days. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2365 |
What's your dog's name? How old is she? What breed is she? |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2366 |
We traverse the galaxy looking for problems we can fix. |
1.1944 |
0.04826 |
108 |
92 |
11 |
5 |
2367 |
They wanted the “old school” experience for this outing. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
2368 |
That new no disintegration ray bylaw is killing my margins! |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
2369 |
It's called an Obsessive Compulsive World Order. |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
2370 |
I think that we are more alike then we think. I am an alien on the inside and your an alien on the outside. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
2371 |
We eat them for the chlorophyll. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2372 |
Your leaders asked us to leaf peacefully. |
1.1942 |
0.04986 |
103 |
88 |
10 |
5 |
2373 |
Are you SURE that gathering the most dried up plant parts will make us rulers of this planet? |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
2374 |
Leafy greens are so yesterday, am I right? |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2375 |
Take us to anyone but your leader. |
1.1942 |
0.05173 |
103 |
89 |
8 |
6 |
2376 |
Tell Fermi: Paradox solved. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2377 |
That unit causes trouble for us. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
2378 |
They made abduction a felony in the Milky Way. |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
2379 |
Why is your species wasting these scrumptious delicacies? |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
2380 |
We are aliens, we do the jobs you don't want to be doing |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2381 |
Yard work was a lot easier in New Mexico, but the heat was awful. |
1.1939 |
0.05553 |
98 |
86 |
5 |
7 |
2382 |
Take me to your leave-er |
1.1939 |
0.04953 |
98 |
83 |
11 |
4 |
2383 |
We were told the pay would be better here. |
1.1939 |
0.04508 |
98 |
81 |
15 |
2 |
2384 |
We try to leave each phenomenon a little better than we found it. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
2385 |
We were sent to replaced leaf blowers |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
2386 |
You call it a “rake” ? A leaf gather and dispose design is really quite nice. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
2387 |
We are not illegal Aliens. Now give us your dog... we're hungry |
1.1935 |
0.04119 |
93 |
75 |
18 |
0 |
2388 |
We can never find a black hole when we need one. |
1.1935 |
0.04897 |
93 |
78 |
12 |
3 |
2389 |
Sir,excuse me,but we are LEGAL aliens. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
2390 |
Isn't it abut time we met your leader? |
1.1933 |
0.04349 |
119 |
100 |
15 |
4 |
2391 |
Every time we’re ready to take over you’ve made another mess! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2392 |
Happy Mothership, Happy Life. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
2393 |
we're short on compost |
1.1932 |
0.04233 |
88 |
71 |
17 |
0 |
2394 |
The Air Force suggested it would go better for us if we just act normal. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2395 |
We are trying to understand your obsession with doing this every fall. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
2396 |
We’re just here for the yard art. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
2397 |
Yes, our AI is light years ahead, but we love to compost. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2398 |
We've come 102.78 light years and this is all you can find for us to do? |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
2399 |
We'll trade our warp drive technology for your leaf blower technology. |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
2400 |
It's 2083 we've still got aliens doing our yard work. |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
2401 |
We need organic material for our energy generator; you could say foliage is power. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
2402 |
We got 32 hours community service. The planet of our choice. No jail time. |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
2403 |
We illegal aliens just work cheaper! |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
2404 |
We need to invent a leaf blower... |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
2405 |
It's a rare opportunity. The leave float up where we come from. |
1.1927 |
0.04604 |
109 |
92 |
13 |
4 |
2406 |
If we have to make a special trip it’s pretty pricy. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
2407 |
Did that little dog make all of this poop? |
1.1927 |
0.04785 |
109 |
93 |
11 |
5 |
2408 |
We’re making like trees and leaves. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
2409 |
Our leaf blowers don't work in this galaxy. |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
2410 |
Or if you wish, we could eliminate all of Earth’s leaf bearing trees. |
1.1926 |
0.03565 |
135 |
110 |
24 |
1 |
2411 |
We're recovering leaf blower addicts. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2412 |
And you think picking up after your dog is a big effort? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2413 |
what are you in for? |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2414 |
We never said 'Take us to your leader.' We said 'Rake the leaves up, Peter.' |
1.1923 |
0.03952 |
130 |
108 |
19 |
3 |
2415 |
It’s a community service thing. You don’t want to know. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
2416 |
Is that one of the blowers we've heard about? Can I try it? |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
2417 |
We prefer the term “undocumented immigrants”. |
1.1923 |
0.04117 |
104 |
85 |
18 |
1 |
2418 |
Outdoor chores are only alien to New Yorkers |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2419 |
Our spaceships run on bio-fuel, we are raking it in bringing this stuff back home! |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2420 |
I'm the project manager of the crop circle |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2421 |
There just isn't any landscaping work on Mars any more. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2422 |
The last guy without a dog waste bag is still getting probed on the ship. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
2423 |
It’s just something we enjoy doing. |
1.1919 |
0.03978 |
99 |
80 |
19 |
0 |
2424 |
Your leader gave us rakes." |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2425 |
We're trying to make a living. What do you care where we're from? |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
2426 |
Careful please, we live in the city and my dog has never seen a rake before! |
1.1919 |
0.04466 |
99 |
82 |
15 |
2 |
2427 |
Hey. Do you mind keeping your dog off the grass? Our ship needs dry leaves to run. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
2428 |
Have I seen you somewhere before'?" |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2429 |
On our planet leaf blowers are outlawed |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
2430 |
We're here because we are studying these strange things! |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2431 |
What is a business card? |
1.1915 |
0.04849 |
94 |
79 |
12 |
3 |
2432 |
Trump’s wall was never going to work. |
1.1915 |
0.05079 |
94 |
80 |
10 |
4 |
2433 |
I always thought my human was the weird one on our walks. |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
2434 |
Happy Interplanetary Improvement Day! |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
2435 |
You may tell everyone it was autumn, but, without the leaves, no one will believe you. |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
2436 |
Have you even read the HOA agreement for this sector? |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
2437 |
That thing you're holding isn't going to work on leaves |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
2438 |
We may poop leaves, but at least we clean up after ourselves. |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
2439 |
For once could you answer your mail? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
2440 |
Turns out "To Serve Man" is a gardening manual. |
1.1909 |
0.04917 |
110 |
95 |
9 |
6 |
2441 |
Sure, you clean up after your pet, but what about all this tree excrement? |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
2442 |
We've decided to move on from crop circles. |
1.1909 |
0.03980 |
110 |
90 |
19 |
1 |
2443 |
We don't do poop. |
1.1909 |
0.03980 |
110 |
90 |
19 |
1 |
2444 |
In the fall, we're extraterrestrial |
1.1909 |
0.04745 |
110 |
94 |
11 |
5 |
2445 |
We’re intrigued by some strange detritus that we find occasionally. Any ideas? |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
2446 |
This is the lawning of The Age of Aquarius. |
1.1909 |
0.04379 |
110 |
92 |
15 |
3 |
2447 |
Oh, they'll just be a side. You and your offspring are the main course. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
2448 |
Your time is up, thank you for playing. Your parting gift will be delivered to your new home planet. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2449 |
With all the budget cuts, the parks department is outer space sourcing. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2450 |
They took away my probe and gave me this rake. Honestly, it's the best thing thats ever happened to me. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2451 |
Yes, we’re very advanced, but you really can’t beat using a rake. |
1.1905 |
0.04300 |
105 |
87 |
16 |
2 |
2452 |
Normally your gutters make for GREAT engines. |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
2453 |
No moron. We're NYC park robots. We don't pick up for individuals. What is wrong with you? Are you new here? I think so! |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
2454 |
Autumn just isn't the same on this planet. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
2455 |
I don’t care if you roke them all up just yesterday. |
1.1905 |
0.04081 |
105 |
86 |
18 |
1 |
2456 |
Yes. We do charge $90 per hour - there are 3 of us after all. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2457 |
We're practicing what your people do this time of year. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
2458 |
If he’s guilty, you’’re guilty. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
2459 |
'You you mean it isn't a leaf." |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2460 |
It's our full employment plan. We use rakes, you use dogs? |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2461 |
Well, somebody has to clean up your shitty planet. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2462 |
I put down my probe, picked up a rake and turned over a new leaf." |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2463 |
Do we come in peace? We're abiding by your leaf blower ordinance! |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2464 |
You human collected moon rocks, at least we can compost these leaves and start a garden. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2465 |
"It's our favorite salad. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2466 |
We heard that the path to success on earth is to rake it in. How long should we keep going? |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
2467 |
We’re the only migrant workers allowed by the Republicans. |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2468 |
So you are helping to save your planet by leaving leaves fall where they fall? |
1.1900 |
0.04648 |
100 |
84 |
13 |
3 |
2469 |
Right. You rake them into a big pile and then jump in it. |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
2470 |
We're studying human ritual. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
2471 |
The leaves are like diesel but the dog is premium. |
1.1897 |
0.03855 |
116 |
95 |
20 |
1 |
2472 |
Compost for our baby-breeding nurseries. Why? What do you do with them? |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2473 |
We are 007ians. According to our sacred texts, the Moon has already been raked. |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
2474 |
We need them for the SpaceX Thanksgiving parade. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2475 |
These tall ones poop a lot. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2476 |
After traveling through a black hole, the Milky Way, and then your solar system, that border was a piece of cake. |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
2477 |
We were caught here illegally by ICE, so we're serving our Community Service sentence. |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
2478 |
It's a promo from the Martin Leaf & Lawn Service. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
2479 |
I think there’s been a misunderstanding. We wanted to see the world fall, not IN Fall. |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
2480 |
Earth leaves are quite the delicacy back home |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
2481 |
Turns out there's no statute of limitations on probing violations. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
2482 |
You're lucky to live where these grow on trees. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
2483 |
‘Aliens’ or not, good luck proving we crossed the border illegally. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
2484 |
None of us could find that 10th leaf for the school project due tomorrow. |
1.1889 |
0.04440 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
2485 |
Halloween is over... |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2486 |
We're just doing the jobs Americans won't do. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2487 |
Our fuel source is beneath us. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2488 |
We're herbivores. What did you think? |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2489 |
Take me to your leading home and garden supply store. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2490 |
No, we cannot rake your dog in, too. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2491 |
Our leader says that this is the best way to prevent forest fires |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2492 |
The life forms on Xy!h'er will pay 300 GalaxyCoin for a spaceship load of these things. |
1.1887 |
0.03818 |
106 |
86 |
20 |
0 |
2493 |
Hey, Man! We like a clean ship . |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
2494 |
It's what you people call rocket fuel. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2495 |
$900!!! I'm sorry y'all I don't have enough to cover it. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2496 |
If the landlord maintains the lawn, its one less thing to worry about until the invasion, I mean eviction begins. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2497 |
The Universe has spoken and sent us.
We will be leaving a sufficient supply of these to replace those screaming machines of your's when all are obliterated tomorrow. |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
2498 |
And how do I know that you’re not a Martian in an Earthling’s suit? |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
2499 |
How intelligent is your life form if we pick all these things up only for them to fall again next year? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
2500 |
We’re collecting carbon for our vehicle. Could your servant give us a hand ? |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2501 |
I don't remember ET being this helpful in the movie... |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2502 |
ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
2503 |
If you don't need this small creature, we will take it home and have it sit in our laps. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2504 |
Take me to your union president. |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
2505 |
We're trying to make the planet look nice for our leader's visit. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2506 |
Yeah, Mars is kind of barren, but at least you don't have to rake. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
2507 |
Our leaders told us to harvest DNA from your planet's lifeforms and this was the easiest way to technically fulfill the requirement. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2508 |
They said we'd be learning Earth's cultures. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2509 |
Someone’s got to do it. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2510 |
We've been sentenced to community service in your sector of the galaxy |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2511 |
Go ahead and let the dog go poop on the grass. We use it to fuel are ship. The smell doesn't bother us because we have no noses. |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
2512 |
We're going green. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2513 |
This gravity tbing is overrated. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
2514 |
Money really grows on trees here! |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
2515 |
You don't think the leaves rake themselves? |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
2516 |
As your leader requested, we are raking them into a pile appropriate for jumping into. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
2517 |
Your getup is also a fright. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
2518 |
As soon as the floor is clean, we will roll out the red carpet to abduct you. |
1.1880 |
0.04531 |
117 |
100 |
12 |
5 |
2519 |
Take me to your leaf blower. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2520 |
You don’t know what you’re missing. Desiccated leaves are delicious. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2521 |
We responded to the AI “Help Wanted Ad” |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
2522 |
It's our medium of exchange. Why do you ask? |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2523 |
I said, "Take me to your leader, not leafer!" |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
2524 |
You know you can't just leave those there. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2525 |
Please don't pick up after your dog; we need the sample. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2526 |
Who’d you think did it, the HOA? |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2527 |
Thank you for picking up! |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2528 |
Your general told us to leave… |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2529 |
Take me to your shredder. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2530 |
Which one of you has been taking a dump on my lawn? |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2531 |
We left Andromeda before the leaf blower was invented. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
2532 |
Of course, being intellectually superior comes with a high degree of OCD. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
2533 |
The fall every year?! |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
2534 |
The food here sucks. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2535 |
I don’t think your rake is going to help us out very much. |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2536 |
How? Because our travel costs are low. And by the way, we also offer dog walking sevices |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
2537 |
Sir, I think we did enough for destroying your lawn while landing. |
1.1875 |
0.04666 |
112 |
96 |
11 |
5 |
2538 |
What, you've never seen Mexicans before? |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
2539 |
We're collecting identified flying objects. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2540 |
Can you put me in touch with Tom Cruise? |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2541 |
I thought the expression was ‘leaf me to your leader’. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2542 |
No, we've never used them as probes, it's always been about the zen, man. |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
2543 |
Let's see them deny the existence of unidentified falling objects now! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2544 |
They closed the southern border. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2545 |
Let me rake you to my leader. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2546 |
It looked cool online, not so much fun in person. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2547 |
I didn't realize that this is what they meant when they said illegal aliens are taking our jobs... |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
2548 |
Netflix is raising its prices again. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
2549 |
We have heard from your leader Trump that these items are very valuable and the source of all human wealth! |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2550 |
Nope, sorry. You gotta bring a baggie like everybody else. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2551 |
We pay into social security too, ok? |
1.1868 |
0.04108 |
91 |
74 |
17 |
0 |
2552 |
What fuel do you use for your rocket ship? |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2553 |
Zorblatt here used the last of our biofuel to host movie night and, well, here we are. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2554 |
Do you see any leaves on Mars? |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2555 |
You humans would rather walk the dog than use foliage for unlimited source of zero emission happiness? |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2556 |
Aliens do do most of the physical labor jobs |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
2557 |
We're ready to begin testing the probe end. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2558 |
And *I* thought he said take me to your WEEDER!... |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
2559 |
Please don't tell La Migra. |
1.1868 |
0.04920 |
91 |
77 |
11 |
3 |
2560 |
You have no idea what a valuable natural resource dead leaves are on our planet. And you just throw them away! |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2561 |
We work for Leafheap Ltd. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2562 |
I am sure you are referring to our method and not our skin tone. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
2563 |
Community service for a disadvantaged planet was the penalty for our crimes. |
1.1863 |
0.04772 |
102 |
87 |
11 |
4 |
2564 |
Are you the previous owner of this planet? |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2565 |
Cleaning up for end of Season Sale |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
2566 |
"We're clearing a path for your abduction." |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
2567 |
Please do not worry. We are here to remember what it was like to have trees. We lost ours to climate change. |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2568 |
This is ridiculous! Back home leaves only fall once every two years. |
1.1863 |
0.04971 |
102 |
88 |
9 |
5 |
2569 |
Wait, and then you pick it up with your hand? Weird. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
2570 |
Looks like you're the only human we couldn't drive off the planet with our mind dissolving leaf blowers. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2571 |
Envious Earthling, we really are raking it in now!" |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
2572 |
I said leader, not leafer! |
1.1858 |
0.04627 |
113 |
97 |
11 |
5 |
2573 |
I've heard of outsourcing, but this is ridiculous. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2574 |
Would your animal like to take a ride? |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2575 |
Welcome to UFR, unidentified flying rakes with absolutely NO relation to unidentified flying referees a.k.a UFR! |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2576 |
Maybe so. But when it comes to fashion, you're not exactly Darth Vader, are you? |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
2577 |
We're doing community service for flying under the influence...and thanks for bringing a snack for my crew. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
2578 |
'"We are spiffing up before the invasion'' |
1.1858 |
0.04627 |
113 |
97 |
11 |
5 |
2579 |
This beaut gets 27 light-years per leaf. |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
2580 |
We had a choice either 30 days in jail or doing this cleanup for being found guilty for an unathorized landing! |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2581 |
Well, technically we're illegal... |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
2582 |
We use them to make beds for our abductees. |
1.1856 |
0.04230 |
97 |
80 |
16 |
1 |
2583 |
The wall keeps out the competition. |
1.1856 |
0.03968 |
97 |
79 |
18 |
0 |
2584 |
Mother Earth cried for help. We had to take over. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2585 |
you want fries with that? |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
2586 |
Leaves are great for covering our tracks. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
2587 |
We’ll be taking those wilted eyes home with us. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
2588 |
Your leader told us to leave. |
1.1852 |
0.04948 |
108 |
94 |
8 |
6 |
2589 |
If he's incapable of raking, wherein lies his value? |
1.1852 |
0.03755 |
108 |
88 |
20 |
0 |
2590 |
They’re a delicacy on planet Xhzqtsrc Xhztl. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2591 |
We needed a permit to disintegrate them. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2592 |
Who put you in charge anyway? |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2593 |
Wait, so you pay the HOA, and they tell you when to do yard work? |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2594 |
We intend to dominate the interplanetary market for landscaping |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
2595 |
OK, OK, but once we've swept up the leaves, can we continue flying? |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2596 |
We are still adapting to the Universal ban on leaf blowers. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
2597 |
Your leader decided to take us here. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
2598 |
You weren't supposed to see this but our cloaking device is broken. So, if someone asks, just tell them that it was the city subcontractors who raked the area. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
2599 |
We burn them for fuel, what do you do with them? |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
2600 |
This might seem alien to the average man but we quite enjoy it. |
1.1848 |
0.04352 |
92 |
76 |
15 |
1 |
2601 |
OK, we give up. Why do you do it? |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2602 |
Yeah,well...back on my planet,we eat people like you. |
1.1848 |
0.05110 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
2603 |
We know we're overqualified, but it's the only work undocumented beings can get! |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
2604 |
I'm from your government and I'm here to help you. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
2605 |
Please pick up after your leader. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2606 |
We’ve always believed in helping the weak and needy when we can… |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2607 |
Our mission is to seek out new life and new foliage. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2608 |
Don't worry Fred, the kids get an allowance. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2609 |
Trump said racking the woods would prevent forest fires. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2610 |
The job you and your friends do is out of this world! |
1.1845 |
0.05116 |
103 |
90 |
7 |
6 |
2611 |
Cleanliness is next to your primitive conception of Godliness. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
2612 |
Yeah, I had trouble parking and we got placed on community service to clean up the forest I hit. |
1.1845 |
0.03840 |
103 |
84 |
19 |
0 |
2613 |
Take me to your composting facility. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
2614 |
See—we don’t all want to be taken to your leader! |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
2615 |
What’s not to understand? We will leave as soon as we’ve taken our leaves. |
1.1842 |
0.04755 |
114 |
99 |
9 |
6 |
2616 |
On our planet an ounce of leaves sells for a hundred glorbs. |
1.1842 |
0.03647 |
114 |
93 |
21 |
0 |
2617 |
I don't get it, other aliens cross the border and don't have to work. |
1.1842 |
0.03854 |
114 |
94 |
19 |
1 |
2618 |
Take us to your lawnblower. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
2619 |
We passed as legal aliens. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
2620 |
This new lawn company is out of this world. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
2621 |
We had heard New England in autumn was glorious, but it's really just a grind. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
2622 |
Your government told us to leave. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
2623 |
We are collecting all of your foreign matter. |
1.1837 |
0.04191 |
98 |
81 |
16 |
1 |
2624 |
Community Service sucks. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2625 |
You seem to pick up a lot of refuse on this planet! |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2626 |
Yeah, today is our company’s annual day of service. |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2627 |
This is really annoying!
Where we come from people use Pooh bags for their pets |
1.1837 |
0.04666 |
98 |
83 |
12 |
3 |
2628 |
The leaf blowers drive us crazy so we are handling it ourselves. |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2629 |
We're part of a work-study program from Mars U. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2630 |
I hope you're not planning to contaminate our samples! |
1.1837 |
0.05097 |
98 |
85 |
8 |
5 |
2631 |
This is how we leave you alone. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
2632 |
We recycle - everything. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2633 |
Sir, would you kindly pick up after your dog? |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2634 |
What? Your prisons don’t have work release?. |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2635 |
It’s the fuel for our warp drive. |
1.1835 |
0.03946 |
109 |
90 |
18 |
1 |
2636 |
You look like you've never seen a one-armed alien... |
1.1835 |
0.03946 |
109 |
90 |
18 |
1 |
2637 |
What? You've never seen community service? |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
2638 |
We come from the planet Tidy. |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2639 |
What? Did you think this thing didn't run on fossil fuels? |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2640 |
I'm here to sweep the "leaves" not sweep what your dog "leaves" |
1.1835 |
0.04729 |
109 |
94 |
10 |
5 |
2641 |
We travelled 10,000 light years and you couldn't be bothered to rack the leaves? |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
2642 |
We could have warned you about having gravity. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2643 |
Our HOA is very demanding..." |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
2644 |
Well, someone has to take care of things. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2645 |
Doesn't anybody on your planet clean up anything? |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
2646 |
We're undocumented, so this is just a starter job. |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
2647 |
We don't even have any trees, yet the leaves still end up on our lawn! |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
2648 |
On our planet we don't have trees. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2649 |
It’s part of an intergalactic community service project - Earth is pretty high on the list right now. |
1.1828 |
0.04030 |
93 |
76 |
17 |
0 |
2650 |
Yeah apparently they moved the leaf pick-up to tomorrow, instead of Thursday. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
2651 |
My crew likes raking something besides rocks. |
1.1828 |
0.04310 |
93 |
77 |
15 |
1 |
2652 |
They’re delicacies for us. We sprinkle them on tuna eyeballs. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2653 |
When I'm done here, I could walk your biped for a sawbuck. |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
2654 |
Would you like to borrow a rake? |
1.1828 |
0.05058 |
93 |
80 |
9 |
4 |
2655 |
Do you want to find out what the other end is for? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2656 |
You can let us probe them, or you can have forest fires, you decide … |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2657 |
We discovered tea |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2658 |
Am I not recognized as trash? |
1.1827 |
0.03807 |
104 |
85 |
19 |
0 |
2659 |
We've just invaded here and wondered if you might know what day yard waste is picked up. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
2660 |
Sixty hours community service. You know, for the probes. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2661 |
The Neighborhood Association sent a letter, but I guess we just have to come down here and take care of things ourselves, don't we? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
2662 |
No worries; we applied for alien work permits. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
2663 |
Can’t have the place looking abandoned while the owner is…our guest. |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
2664 |
Don’t mind us, just collecting your extra terrestrials. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
2665 |
The government issued special hazmat suits for landscaping |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2666 |
Don't worry we have our EB-3 visas |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
2667 |
We’re NOT taking HIS “leaves” |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
2668 |
Melania? No, the name's Fleepgorp. Why do you ask? |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
2669 |
We're testing various biofuels. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
2670 |
So where *do* Earthlings grow their money? |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2671 |
Believe me, this is not what we signed up for at the intergalactic academy back home. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2672 |
We’re $30/hour and require on-road parking. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2673 |
To answer your question, we created this thing called Artificial Intelligence, but unfortunately we really didn't think it through. |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
2674 |
We've run out of compost on our home planet. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2675 |
Beats coming down in a few months to shovel |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2676 |
We're raking up all of your leaders and taking them with us. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2677 |
We need earth leaves for fuel.
Will you provide us with a leaf blower? |
1.1818 |
0.03896 |
99 |
81 |
18 |
0 |
2678 |
Piecework just doesn’t pay like it used to prior to climate change. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2679 |
Just a few after-Halloween odd jobs. We should be finished and back home by Thanksgiving. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
2680 |
Thanks, but we were just leafing. |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2681 |
There just aren't many job options for illegal aliens. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
2682 |
High command said to bring back samples of orderly life and your species didn't qualify. |
1.1818 |
0.03711 |
121 |
100 |
20 |
1 |
2683 |
OK, after we finish this, then you'll take us to your leader? |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
2684 |
At our home planet broiled dog with oak leaf dressing is an annual feast. What do you do around here? |
1.1818 |
0.04152 |
99 |
82 |
16 |
1 |
2685 |
We're raking leaves this fall to help raise money for intergalactic camp next summer. Could we rake your yard, too, Mr. Smith? |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
2686 |
Why yes !
As a matter of fact I am from the constellation Guatemalia. |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2687 |
Seeing as we're not using leaf blowers now we've really not gone unnoticed. |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2688 |
We came here to work |
1.1818 |
0.04725 |
88 |
74 |
12 |
2 |
2689 |
With these trees dropping leaves constantly, it’s impossible to keep the landing pad clean. |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
2690 |
Well, it was ruining our view. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
2691 |
I have food on my face, don’t I? |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
2692 |
and then we found an unidentified brown substance amongst the leaves .... |
1.1810 |
0.03794 |
116 |
96 |
19 |
1 |
2693 |
Nah. we're not undocumented aliens, we're just aliens. Got a cigarette? |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2694 |
We found the poop of a tiny dog on our lawn. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
2695 |
Take me to your weed-eater. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2696 |
taking a few of these home for memorie's sake" - "no, please leave them here |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2697 |
Can I be your girlfriend? |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
2698 |
It's the only way to get Caitlin Covington to stop posting |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
2699 |
Why yes, we take Venmo. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
2700 |
You wouldn’t happen to have a leaf blower we could borrow? |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
2701 |
I said "Take me to your leader", not "Take me for a leafer"! |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2702 |
We needed to tidey up so our new crop circles stand out ...??? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2703 |
I know why we are being punished; how our actions violated peoples' privacy and dignity. But I'd do it again. |
1.1809 |
0.04268 |
94 |
78 |
15 |
1 |
2704 |
We have arrived to bring the Fall of humanity. |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2705 |
YOUPEOPLE HAVEN'T INVENTED NUCLEAR GARDENING? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2706 |
Can you believe the town council voted to ban leaf blowers? |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2707 |
This was a lot easier before they banned leaf blowers. |
1.1809 |
0.03991 |
94 |
77 |
17 |
0 |
2708 |
These are way easier than the probes. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2709 |
You really think we got here through the Southern border? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2710 |
Where's Waldo? |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2711 |
She dropped an earring back |
1.1809 |
0.04528 |
94 |
79 |
13 |
2 |
2712 |
If we can build a spacecraft, you would think we could build something better than a rake. |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
2713 |
We’re collecting fuel…for our Flux Capacitor… |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2714 |
You should expect more. You are #32 on our 128 item scavenger hunt... |
1.1807 |
0.04249 |
83 |
68 |
15 |
0 |
2715 |
There's nothing wrong with being an alien lawn keeper. It's an honest living. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2716 |
I'm on work-release now, but someday I hope to direct... |
1.1803 |
0.03863 |
122 |
102 |
18 |
2 |
2717 |
Its not what you think. We are just looking for dog |