Contest #874 Summary

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Number of captions	4240
Number of responses	660003
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Not as surprising as watching you pick up his poo.	1.7078	0.02066	1557	811	390	356
1	Adopt-a- Planet. We got Earth.	1.6999	0.01986	1566	789	458	319
2	You haven't seen a set of keys, have you?	1.6840	0.01956	1652	865	444	343
3	I think you'll find our weekly rates reasonable, but we've had to add a fuel surcharge.	1.6740	0.02253	1221	642	335	244
4	Hey, it's no different from you guys going to the moon to collect rocks.	1.6723	0.01591	2490	1326	654	510
5	We compost in peace.	1.6658	0.01657	2220	1171	620	429
6	We try to leave every planet a little nicer than how we found it.	1.6597	0.01755	1816	922	590	304
7	Yes, leaf blowers exist on our planet. It's why we left.	1.6561	0.02110	1384	746	368	270
8	We do some extra terrestrial work on the side.	1.6560	0.01978	1471	763	451	257
9	We are just cleaning up this planet before we list it.	1.6524	0.01793	1867	997	522	348
10	And then AI took all our jobs.	1.6485	0.01652	2313	1279	568	466
11	We're aliens, we're illegal, and we do yard work. So why do you look surprised?	1.6429	0.01786	2022	1142	460	420
12	We need them to line your cages.	1.6398	0.01959	1577	863	419	295
13	Fact is Americans won’t take these jobs.	1.6395	0.01679	2125	1157	577	391
14	Of course when Spielberg hired us we thought we'd be in a movie.	1.6387	0.01511	2660	1461	699	500
15	They were already dead when we got here, I swear.	1.6362	0.01902	1674	922	439	313
16	It’s ok, nobody is going to believe you.	1.6308	0.01659	2137	1168	590	379
17	What more do we have to do to prove we come in peace?	1.6239	0.01781	1784	966	523	295
18	We're in the middle of our semester abroad.	1.6192	0.01834	1657	897	494	266
19	No, this is not what we envisioned when we said we were coming for the fall of man.	1.6132	0.01900	1621	909	430	282
20	One mile over the speed of light, 200 hours of community service.	1.6033	0.01516	2579	1478	646	455
21	We're legal aliens-we have little green cards	1.5977	0.02109	1295	738	340	217
22	Not illegal, just aliens.	1.5975	0.01935	1528	868	407	253
23	I love space, but I miss seasons.	1.5965	0.01286	3720	2197	827	696
24	We figured these must be valuable, since so many earthlings collect them.	1.5963	0.01620	2083	1159	606	318
25	We had a close encounter with the Homeowners Association.	1.5874	0.02042	1350	773	361	216
26	Don't worry, your wife was explicit. The dog stays.	1.5871	0.01469	2882	1737	598	547
27	We like to tidy the place before we take it over	1.5800	0.01810	1619	912	475	232
28	If you keep your mouth shut, we'll do your yard, too.	1.5753	0.01762	1752	1006	484	262
29	I was a surgeon back home.	1.5662	0.01818	1706	1011	424	271
30	Who says it doesn't grow on trees?	1.5654	0.01824	2101	1389	236	476
31	Back home I was a pediatrician.	1.5615	0.02049	1341	800	329	212
32	Unregistered vehicle.... no license.... no inspection sticker...40 hours community service. Tough planet.	1.5582	0.02035	1272	740	354	178
33	We got community service for the abduction charge.	1.5513	0.01939	1395	819	383	193
34	We like to tidy up before the invasion.	1.5505	0.01965	1297	747	386	164
35	We collect decaying life forms. Come with me.	1.5485	0.01988	1537	970	291	276
36	Well, who do you think sticks them back on again in Spring?	1.5469	0.02123	1227	743	297	187
37	We got 100 hours of community service for abduction.	1.5451	0.02058	1174	680	348	146
38	Am I correct with my impression that this is an endless task	1.5441	0.01881	1384	798	419	167
39	This is a pretty easy work trip. Last time, they made us stack huge stones into pyramids.	1.5423	0.02077	1405	894	260	251
40	We go where the work is.	1.5421	0.02003	1247	728	362	157
41	Me and the boys have been in the landscaping business for a while now. You should see what we can do with your average cornfield.	1.5413	0.02083	1212	724	320	168
42	Just cleaning up the place before we move in.	1.5411	0.01907	1425	846	387	192
43	We got tired of crop circles.	1.5397	0.02052	1386	870	284	232
44	It was our third offense stealing, so we got sent to do community service at the most messed up planet in the universe. Why are you here?	1.5341	0.02074	1232	747	312	173
45	Undocumented aliens always do manual labor.	1.5339	0.02063	1238	749	317	172
46	Would either of you know where we can get leaf bags?	1.5323	0.02263	1208	788	197	223
47	Apparently I was doing 17 parsecs in a 5 parsec zone	1.5319	0.02101	1177	710	308	159
48	Our research indicates that it’s good to turn over a new one.	1.5289	0.02073	1140	674	329	137
49	Venus may be a fiery hellscape, but if I'd known this was suburban life, I would have stayed there.	1.5234	0.02186	1047	630	286	131
50	It’s part of our Community Service for all the abductions.	1.5212	0.02139	1036	612	308	116
51	Our bill will include travel time	1.5194	0.02252	1059	661	246	152
52	In our world leaf blowers have been extinct for billions and billions of years.	1.5165	0.02247	972	587	268	117
53	We’re specimen spacemen. How long have you been working for the pooch?	1.5144	0.02359	937	582	228	127
54	Our orders are to engage in the fall of your civilization.	1.5082	0.02485	913	592	178	143
55	Actually, we prefer the term 'undocumented.'	1.5072	0.02763	692	437	159	96
56	We have come to your planet to rake and pillage.	1.5062	0.02447	881	557	202	122
57	It was five dollars for EACH of us, right?	1.5048	0.02429	832	512	220	100
58	We have been watching your planet for a long time and we came to the conclusion that you definitely needed help.	1.5019	0.02507	795	495	201	99
59	We were going 6,000 in a 30.	1.4994	0.02539	815	520	183	112
60	We figured this was more productive than crop circles.	1.4988	0.02388	826	505	230	91
61	We come in Greenpeace	1.4981	0.02500	779	483	204	92
62	We lost the keys.	1.4953	0.02656	749	482	163	104
63	We've started spending our weekends helping out less fortunate planets.	1.4953	0.02623	741	470	175	96
64	It’s “take your son to earth day.”	1.4941	0.02636	759	489	165	105
65	So you follow him around picking up his poop, but YOU own HIM?	1.4937	0.02615	794	518	160	116
66	Because we can hear your leaf blowers from space.	1.4905	0.03427	473	313	88	72
67	Hi, we're the Millers.	1.4858	0.02755	669	430	153	86
68	We were sentenced to community service after getting caught speeding across the universe.	1.4851	0.02570	672	411	196	65
69	Rake us to your weeder.	1.4847	0.02800	687	453	135	99
70	“We still do the anal probing—this is just our side hustle.”	1.4840	0.02727	686	443	154	89
71	If you find a set of keys, please let me know.	1.4831	0.02667	679	430	170	79
72	Our technology isn’t as advanced as you might think.	1.4803	0.02738	633	400	162	71
73	Sure, we're working legally. We've got Little Green Cards.	1.4789	0.02762	687	452	141	94
74	Nobody complains when we abduct leaves.	1.4778	0.02936	653	443	108	102
75	House painting, minor electrical work, clogged drains, gutters, you know, regular stuff.	1.4766	0.02725	640	407	161	72
76	Oh, everybody smokes this stuff back home; we make a killing.	1.4760	0.02787	666	438	139	89
77	Think galactically but act locally.	1.4746	0.02740	668	435	149	84
78	Yeah, sometimes aliens do the jobs locals don't want	1.4740	0.02813	673	449	129	95
79	Wait... You can see me?	1.4701	0.02789	585	370	155	60
80	How come it's only Republicans who ask if we have visas?	1.4700	0.02781	700	473	125	102
81	We figured it's the least we can do after the crop circles.	1.4686	0.02967	557	363	127	67
82	It's community service because Dum-Dum parked on the grass.	1.4671	0.02833	623	410	135	78
83	No. Check again. We’re definitely on that list of possible side-effects.	1.4667	0.03115	540	362	104	74
84	The H.O.A said no crop circles this year, so we're trying a new approach.	1.4656	0.02840	582	375	143	64
85	We're tired of listening to your blowers from outer space	1.4654	0.03017	563	375	114	74
86	It’s not like we could beam them all up.	1.4637	0.02968	537	348	129	60
87	We're here to rake and pillage.	1.4634	0.02994	574	384	114	76
88	We came for seasonal work.	1.4633	0.02957	531	342	132	57
89	We lost our jobs to AI.	1.4579	0.02965	546	359	124	63
90	It’s one of those philanthropic vacations where you get to see the world, plus do some good for the less fortunate planets.	1.4567	0.02988	543	359	120	64
91	We do volunteer work on planets with special needs	1.4560	0.03102	511	340	109	62
92	That was disinformation. The truth is that only we can prevent forest fires.	1.4545	0.03177	484	322	104	58
93	We'll do it for free if you take us to your leader.	1.4522	0.02996	471	299	131	41
94	We can do yours on Monday. Just Google "Illegal Alien Landscaping."	1.4516	0.03103	516	347	105	64
95	We came in peace. The Homeowner's Association arrived shortly thereafter.	1.4511	0.03092	521	351	105	65
96	Come to America and you'll rake it in," they said	1.4496	0.03003	516	340	120	56
97	We just cannot stand those leaf blowers – and we don't even have ears.	1.4494	0.03012	514	339	119	56
98	We’ve decided to kill you with kindness.	1.4493	0.03234	483	328	93	62
99	So yeah, forty hours community service for breaking the speed of light.	1.4492	0.03367	463	319	80	64
100	The pay isn’t great but they offered universal health care.	1.4484	0.03179	475	317	103	55
101	We're tidying up before the invasion.	1.4473	0.03084	474	310	116	48
102	It's community service, you know, after the invasion failed.	1.4465	0.03042	495	326	117	52
103	Why do you always expect aliens to do this kind of job?	1.4451	0.03196	474	319	99	56
104	Which one of you is the leader?	1.4444	0.03248	450	301	98	51
105	Given the number of abductions, I guess we should be grateful the judge only sentenced us to community service.	1.4423	0.03276	477	329	85	63
106	Yes, we are aliens. We're brought in to do seasonal yard work.	1.4404	0.03273	445	300	94	51
107	We don’t want you moving in with us so we’re here to help save your planet.	1.4396	0.03274	439	295	95	49
108	What makes you think we’re illegal?	1.4375	0.03128	464	309	107	48
109	We're from an obsessive-compulsive planet.	1.4371	0.03268	437	294	95	48
110	‘Take me to your weeder.’’	1.4370	0.03169	476	323	98	55
111	Well, what I'm sure I heard was “Rake me to your leader”.	1.4366	0.03172	481	328	96	57
112	Our ship runs on organic waste. We could use a man like you.	1.4357	0.03718	420	307	43	70
113	We're just regular aliens, not illegal aliens	1.4351	0.03285	416	277	97	42
114	Court ordered, the original sentence was to watch the Republican debate.	1.4340	0.03299	477	335	77	65
115	Just cleaning up before we move in.	1.4334	0.03186	443	296	102	45
116	We’re seeking evidence of intelligent life.	1.4332	0.03550	404	282	69	53
117	We don't charge, but we gladly accept four-legged donations.	1.4330	0.03505	448	322	58	68
118	One man's trash is another galaxy's biodegradable super fuel.	1.4322	0.03317	428	291	89	48
119	Compost first. Enslave the inhabitants second. It’s a sustainability thing.	1.4322	0.03317	428	291	89	48
120	We did not have cash to pay the parking fines, so we got community service.	1.4321	0.03286	442	302	89	51
121	You gonna eat that?	1.4318	0.03532	396	274	73	49
122	Some of these fell when we landed, but we will put them back up	1.4316	0.03617	373	257	71	45
123	I am done with raking. Take me to your weeder.	1.4308	0.03358	448	313	77	58
124	Sir, could you help us find the key to our saucer?	1.4308	0.03215	455	310	94	51
125	Oh I see - just because we’re in the landscaping business you think we’re illegal aliens?	1.4304	0.03320	460	322	78	60
126	Boss wants the place looking spiffy when he moves in.	1.4296	0.03310	426	290	89	47
127	Well, Fox News kept telling us that "aliens were taking all the jobs."	1.4282	0.03316	439	303	84	52
128	We prefer the term undocumented."	1.4282	0.03365	425	293	82	50
129	You haven't seen any keys have you?	1.4278	0.03445	395	270	81	44
130	We're raking leaves. What does it look like we're doing here?	1.4274	0.03532	379	260	76	43
131	Someone" dropped the keys	1.4264	0.03488	394	272	76	46
132	Which one of you is in charge?	1.4257	0.03241	444	304	91	49
133	We’re abducting them. No one seems to mind.	1.4255	0.03325	423	290	86	47
134	It’s funny, I’m a cardiologist on my own planet.	1.4247	0.03600	372	258	70	44
135	Yeah, AI took our jobs back on Mars.	1.4220	0.03476	372	253	81	38
136	We have to work off the speeding ticket	1.4217	0.03157	415	275	105	35
137	Unimaginable! An alien doing a job you don’t want to do?	1.4212	0.03668	368	259	63	46
138	Just tidying up for the real invasion.	1.4209	0.03514	354	239	81	34
139	Well, someone's got to do it, and apparently neither of your species will.	1.4206	0.03373	378	254	89	35
140	We're not illegal if no one believes we're here.	1.4191	0.03357	377	253	90	34
141	I miss the tractor beam.	1.4190	0.03440	420	297	70	53
142	You know where we come from, we hire aliens to do this kind of work.	1.4189	0.03467	370	252	81	37
143	Behold the fall of your civilization.	1.4188	0.03448	382	262	80	40
144	What did you think “illegal alien” meant?	1.4186	0.03511	387	270	72	45
145	Well, what do YOU eat?	1.4181	0.03349	354	233	94	27
146	It's a bit premature but we like to keep our planet clean.	1.4179	0.03287	414	283	89	42
147	DeSantis said the bus was taking us to a clam bake in Nantucket."	1.4177	0.03412	419	295	73	51
148	Please explain the value of the sample we watched you collect.	1.4175	0.03516	400	283	67	50
149	Ecotourism.	1.4171	0.03564	362	250	73	39
150	If you don't want immigrants coming here, then you do the dirty jobs yourself.	1.4149	0.03483	388	271	73	44
151	140 million miles and we forgot the leaf bags.	1.4147	0.03627	381	272	60	49
152	You should take better care of your oxygen machines.	1.4142	0.03564	379	267	67	45
153	Hard to believe, but we have three more planets to do after this one.	1.4141	0.03374	396	273	82	41
154	We always come for the foliage.	1.4140	0.03470	343	230	84	29
155	Evidently this is what illegal aliens do	1.4134	0.03546	387	274	66	47
156	You mean it isn’t “Rake us to your leader”?	1.4127	0.03633	361	254	65	42
157	We were caught exceeding the speed of light.	1.4125	0.03336	383	260	88	35
158	Haven't you read The Landscaper's Guide to the Galaxy?	1.4122	0.03623	376	268	61	47
159	We heard it was Earth day	1.4114	0.03592	333	227	75	31
160	I know what you're thinking and that's racist	1.4105	0.03509	363	251	75	37
161	We were told this is what aliens do.	1.4100	0.03390	361	244	86	31
162	We also do gutters, roofs, and colonoscopies.	1.4096	0.03460	354	241	81	32
163	Yes, but we all have green cards.	1.4084	0.03487	333	224	82	27
164	It’s community service for abducting without a license.	1.4080	0.03502	348	238	78	32
165	They took us to your leader. He told us to clean the forest floor.	1.4080	0.03508	375	263	71	41
166	We're working toward our green cards.	1.4078	0.03381	385	266	81	38
167	We're killing time since we can't find any sign of intelligent life.	1.4064	0.03592	342	237	71	34
168	We couldn't find any crops for circles, so we're going leaf piles	1.4063	0.03484	347	237	79	31
169	The job is o.k. The commute not so much!	1.4061	0.03557	362	254	69	39
170	Who did you think was cleaning up Central Park, the city?	1.4056	0.03564	355	248	70	37
171	If he does it again, he's toast.	1.4051	0.03671	316	217	70	29
172	2.6 light year's to get here and all because Zoran’s wife saw a leaf wreath project on Pinterest	1.4050	0.03440	363	250	79	34
173	Absolutely not! We banned leaf blowers centuries ago.	1.4049	0.03406	368	253	81	34
174	The judge gave us the choice of this or cleaning out a black hole.	1.4048	0.03686	336	236	64	36
175	Apprently, we’re “illegal aliens.” It’s the only work we’ve been able to get.	1.4045	0.03511	356	247	74	35
176	The pay is OK, but the commute sucks!	1.4042	0.03484	381	269	70	42
177	Please curb your dog, sir. We've had enough close encounters of the turd kind.	1.4040	0.03653	349	247	63	39
178	What? You never saw an illegal alien doing yard work?	1.4033	0.03821	305	213	61	31
179	The guy who hired us said he didn't care if we were illegal aliens	1.4033	0.03455	367	255	76	36
180	I thought this is what you meant when you told us to leave.	1.4031	0.03231	382	258	94	30
181	We invade, we spruce things up, then we flip for a nice profit.	1.4031	0.03743	320	224	63	33
182	We do odd jobs.	1.4031	0.03365	387	269	80	38
183	We’ve seen people take these in the bagful. They must be valuable.	1.4031	0.03623	325	224	71	30
184	We are doing community service in underserved galaxies	1.4029	0.03507	350	242	75	33
185	Yes, I can confirm that ET made it home.	1.4026	0.03737	308	213	66	29
186	Just tidying things up. We're moving in tomorrow."	1.4023	0.03621	353	250	64	39
187	Turns out there are consequences to going faster than the speed of light.	1.4018	0.03587	326	224	73	29
188	You from around here?	1.4016	0.03350	366	250	85	31
189	Don’t worry, we’ll put them all back.	1.4006	0.03604	352	249	65	38
190	We’re just trying to identify all of these flying objects.	1.4000	0.03748	300	207	66	27
191	What does it look like we're doing, asshole?	1.3994	0.03642	338	238	65	35
192	We're tired of crop circles."	1.3993	0.03540	303	203	79	21
193	I lost my keys.	1.3988	0.03695	346	248	58	40
194	Calm down…It’s intergalactic community service.	1.3988	0.03333	331	220	90	21
195	Honestly, I had no idea that landing here would blow all the leaves off your trees.	1.3986	0.03753	296	204	66	26
196	Either keep him off the grass, buy us shoes, or get vaporized.	1.3986	0.03843	296	207	60	29
197	We already talked to your leader a few years ago. We're trying to help stop forest fires.	1.3977	0.03749	342	247	54	41
198	SOMEbody has to take care of your planet.	1.3971	0.03679	345	247	59	39
199	Seriously,you mean to tell me this entire process happens each and every earth year?	1.3966	0.03372	348	237	84	27
200	"Something fell out of your creature back there."	1.3953	0.03810	296	207	61	28
201	'Take us to your litter.'	1.3938	0.03816	292	204	61	27
202	When we’re finished here, we’ll be off to your capital to drain the swamp.”	1.3937	0.03895	287	202	57	28
203	Our rate may seem a little high, but we have to charge for travel time.	1.3929	0.03965	280	198	54	28
204	It's ok. We're only taking plant samples this trip.	1.3927	0.03655	303	209	69	25
205	We like to leave the planets we visit cleaner than we found it.	1.3920	0.03702	301	209	66	26
206	If not us, who?	1.3916	0.03662	309	215	67	27
207	We got 30 days for flying an unlicensed saucer.	1.3914	0.03520	350	247	69	34
208	Of all the questions you could ask, you’re choosing “Where’s your nose?”	1.3908	0.03985	284	203	51	30
209	Is he friendly?	1.3900	0.03709	300	209	65	26
210	We couldn't bring ourselves to do another crop circle	1.3899	0.03641	318	223	66	29
211	Something may have been lost in translation, but we were instructed to clean up Earth after the Fall.	1.3893	0.03874	298	213	54	31
212	I’m unfamiliar with that breed of rake.	1.3889	0.03849	288	203	58	27
213	We're here because we could hear the damn leaf blowers half way across the galaxy!	1.3889	0.03965	306	224	45	37
214	We do not wish to dominate an untidy planet.	1.3887	0.03605	319	223	68	28
215	We will be leaving after our court ordered community service is complete	1.3883	0.03864	273	190	60	23
216	Our planet was destroyed by leaf blowers.	1.3882	0.03901	304	220	50	34
217	Leafy browns are a big part of our diet.	1.3875	0.03918	271	190	57	24
218	We thought you said, "Rake us to your leader".	1.3874	0.04117	253	179	50	24
219	Glad to help out since we're going to be neighbors.	1.3873	0.03636	315	221	66	28
220	Have you seen any keys laying around here?	1.3869	0.03955	274	194	54	26
221	If he bites me again my Dad will destroy your planet!	1.3865	0.03652	326	232	62	32
222	We want that toupee, too.	1.3864	0.03779	308	220	57	31
223	We're with Habitat for Humanity.	1.3857	0.03889	293	210	53	30
224	Take me to a different leader.	1.3852	0.03829	283	199	59	25
225	I was a neurosurgeon in my planet	1.3852	0.03862	283	200	57	26
226	We come from a planet far, far away, that is meticulously landscaped.	1.3851	0.03604	322	227	66	29
227	We're cleaning the place up for the new tenants...	1.3849	0.03561	317	221	70	26
228	You're the one that voted to ban leaf blowers.	1.3844	0.03786	307	220	56	31
229	Community service, don't ask.	1.3839	0.03674	323	231	60	32
230	No we're not trying to be helpful. We're looking for the keys we dropped	1.3838	0.03785	284	199	61	24
231	Easier than beaming them up one at a time.	1.3836	0.03769	318	230	54	34
232	I'm starting to think 'take me to your litter' was a mistranslation.	1.3836	0.03860	305	221	51	33
233	We’re trying to earn enough money to pay for the trip home.	1.3836	0.03717	305	216	61	28
234	I'm sorry man, but it's pretty offensive to ask someone where they're "really from."	1.3836	0.03805	292	207	58	27
235	The fall of man is upon us.	1.3833	0.03915	287	206	52	29
236	Our deluxe package includes crop circles.	1.3833	0.03853	287	204	56	27
237	We use them for nuclear fuel, medicines and snack foods — what about you ?	1.3832	0.04018	274	197	49	28
238	Earth is our Adopt-a-Planet assignment.	1.3831	0.04020	261	185	52	24
239	I can assure you. None of us are undocumented aliens.....	1.3831	0.03454	308	210	78	20
240	No, E.T. stands for “extremely tidy.”	1.3828	0.03705	303	214	62	27
241	Which of you is the leader?	1.3822	0.03496	314	217	74	23
242	We do snow removal too.	1.3819	0.03681	309	219	62	28
243	Well a leaf blower doesn't exactly say "We come in peace" does it, Sir?	1.3814	0.03750	291	205	61	25
244	Sir, if you've scooped correctly you have nothing to worry about	1.3811	0.03796	286	202	59	25
245	We are finding this local custom even more curious and less rewarding than following around a small tethered creature and picking up smelly droppings.	1.3808	0.04029	260	185	51	24
246	I know for you it's a lovely seasonal thing. For us it's a landing pad for the mother ship.	1.3800	0.03513	300	206	74	20
247	Our role in the universe is to spread lawn order	1.3797	0.04239	266	197	37	32
248	We’re just making all this presentable for— well, you’ll find out.	1.3797	0.03923	295	215	48	32
249	You are his master, yet you walk behind him and clean up his excrement?	1.3787	0.03864	301	219	50	32
250	We heard you guys needed help cleaning up the planet	1.3786	0.03917	280	201	52	27
251	Just tidying up our new place.	1.3785	0.03742	288	203	61	24
252	It’s extraterrestrial community service.	1.3784	0.03639	296	207	66	23
253	We're not illegal. We're here to work!	1.3782	0.04002	275	199	48	28
254	'Behold, the Fall of Earth'	1.3782	0.03832	275	194	58	23
255	Do you know how long your government will be shut down? We wanna go home	1.3779	0.03853	299	217	51	31
256	My kids have an art project.	1.3777	0.03836	278	197	57	24
257	You know you could just time travel them back onto the trees.	1.3776	0.03718	294	208	61	25
258	They are trying to earn enough money to see Taylor Swift	1.3774	0.04206	257	188	41	28
259	Ask your dog. He knows what I said.	1.3772	0.03807	281	199	58	24
260	What do you mean what are we doing? What do you power your spaceships with?	1.3772	0.03920	289	210	49	30
261	We're looking for the keys.	1.3770	0.04117	252	181	47	24
262	Abductions are much easier since we went vegan	1.3769	0.04061	260	187	48	25
263	Actually, we're legal aliens.	1.3763	0.03825	279	198	57	24
264	Well, there's undocumented and then there's unidentified.	1.3763	0.03813	287	205	56	26
265	Hard to believe you people leave all this currency just lying around.	1.3755	0.03925	269	192	53	24
266	It's hard to find good work as an illegal alien.	1.3755	0.03960	269	193	51	25
267	We needed the gas money for the return trip.	1.3754	0.03465	293	200	76	17
268	We just couldn't stand the noise anymore, so we're here to make America rake again.	1.3754	0.03673	349	259	49	41
269	We’re getting volunteer hours cleaning up less fortunate planets.	1.3750	0.04142	256	186	44	26
270	Do you have a metal detector? One of us dropped our spacecraft ignition key.	1.3745	0.03897	275	197	53	25
271	Look, if y'all aren't going to take care of the place we will.	1.3745	0.03804	251	173	62	16
272	We use them to make wigs.	1.3745	0.03719	251	171	66	14
273	We were told this is what illegal aliens do.	1.3741	0.03966	278	202	48	28
274	We were sentenced by a judge on our planet to perform 10 days of community service. Your days here are 50% shorter than ours.	1.3740	0.04247	262	195	36	31
275	Our researchers have told us that collecting gold objects will allow us to purchase many things.	1.3740	0.03941	246	172	56	18
276	Of course we have Green Cards!	1.3737	0.03803	281	200	57	24
277	This is the only planet where we can find yard work.	1.3736	0.03812	273	193	58	22
278	No, please don't take us to Earth's leaders. We'll just tidy up and be on our way.	1.3736	0.04037	265	192	47	26
279	Just so you know, we're legal.	1.3733	0.03668	292	206	63	23
280	We are on a Martian work release program.	1.3731	0.03968	268	193	50	25
281	We see it's gonna be vacant soon. We're cleaning up before we move in.	1.3730	0.04087	244	174	49	21
282	We got community service for speeding.	1.3727	0.03481	322	227	70	25
283	Well, ultimately we're going to conquer humanity. But right now, we're just doing idiotic chores. To blend in.	1.3724	0.03843	290	210	52	28
284	Leaf blowers? Your species clearly does not understand how leaves work.	1.3722	0.03881	266	189	55	22
285	Just tidying up before the invasion. Why do you ask?	1.3722	0.04197	266	198	37	31
286	We prefer these for mass abductions.	1.3722	0.04025	309	235	33	41
287	After the probe it's the least we could do.	1.3708	0.03758	267	187	61	19
288	Look, we take your jobs or go back to abducting and probing... your choice.	1.3706	0.03816	286	206	54	26
289	Don't worry, you'll discover quantum leaf propulsion one day.	1.3705	0.03828	278	199	55	24
290	We came 700 light years to get here, and we’re not going to leave until we jump in a pile of leaves like Earth kids.	1.3705	0.03703	305	220	57	28
291	Is that your wife?	1.3701	0.04122	254	185	44	25
292	We prefer the term ‘illegal immigrants’.	1.3700	0.03595	300	212	65	23
293	Yes, having to do community service is universal.	1.3697	0.04157	238	171	46	21
294	We were on our way to Venus but our OCD kicked in	1.3697	0.03835	284	205	53	26
295	We like this part, we just don't like bagging them!	1.3693	0.03904	241	168	57	16
296	So which one is your leader?	1.3688	0.03795	263	185	59	19
297	Yeah, what planet are YOU from? You act like you never saw a rake before.	1.3688	0.04125	263	194	41	28
298	We're searching for signs of intelligent life. Have you seen any?	1.3684	0.04020	266	194	46	26
299	Times are tough all over.	1.3679	0.03421	318	223	73	22
300	We considered the classic invasion, with the lasers and explosions. But then we realized, if we flooded the market with cheap labor we could just watch you guys destroy yourselves much more efficiently and with less resistance.	1.3673	0.03978	294	220	40	34
301	Just doing odd jobs until our resident alien visas come through.	1.3672	0.04020	256	185	48	23
302	How do you think we pay for the fuel?	1.3665	0.03917	251	178	54	19
303	We heard that the top 1% were raking it in.	1.3664	0.04098	262	193	42	27
304	We’re here because Artificial Intelligence has already taken all the jobs on our planet.	1.3664	0.04273	232	169	41	22
305	It looks good on our resume.	1.3661	0.03844	254	179	57	18
306	Were just sick of looking at it!	1.3659	0.03702	276	195	61	20
307	We prefer ‘undocumented’.	1.3659	0.03769	287	207	55	25
308	Just earning gas money for the return trip.	1.3658	0.03891	257	183	54	20
309	We were told it's the only way to get a green card.	1.3656	0.03812	279	201	54	24
310	Fifty hours community service for an unregistered vehicle.	1.3655	0.03708	290	208	58	24
311	We are the only intergalactic landscapers on Craig’s List.	1.3651	0.03368	304	210	77	17
312	How come immigrants only get the jobs you don't want to do?	1.3643	0.03800	258	182	58	18
313	What’d you think we make crop circles with?	1.3643	0.03801	280	202	54	24
314	Yeah, we're undocumented workers. So what?	1.3636	0.04182	242	177	42	23
315	It's community service for exceeding the speed of light.	1.3636	0.03727	253	176	62	15
316	It's community service for all those crop circles.	1.3636	0.03964	264	192	48	24
317	Community service, only one more week!	1.3633	0.03985	278	206	43	29
318	Ironically our technology in leaf control is far below our space travel.	1.3629	0.03904	248	176	54	18
319	Elon promised that if we cleaned his yard he'd consider not coming to Mars.	1.3629	0.03986	248	178	50	20
320	Just sprucing up the place before we move in...	1.3629	0.04073	237	170	48	19
321	Our mission is to Make America Rake Again.	1.3628	0.04528	226	170	30	26
322	We needed more community service hours.	1.3626	0.03464	273	187	73	13
323	They’re on a gold ring with a blue fob	1.3624	0.04264	229	167	41	21
324	Earth Day: It’s not just for earthlings anymore.	1.3624	0.04127	229	164	47	18
325	Yes we're aliens. But we only came here to take jobs you don't want to do yourselves.	1.3621	0.04288	243	181	36	26
326	We don't understand your exercises in futility.	1.3620	0.03773	279	201	55	23
327	We are actually little-greens men!	1.3619	0.03963	257	186	49	22
328	We’re tidying up before we take over tomorrow.	1.3617	0.04096	235	169	47	19
329	Classic. They say they hate aliens, yet they love to exploit us for our labor.	1.3616	0.04512	224	168	31	25
330	We make way more money in lawn care than we ever did probing humans.	1.3614	0.03891	249	177	54	18
331	It’s part of our new ‘adopt a planet' initiative.	1.3612	0.04056	227	161	50	16
332	I'll try this again. Rake me to your leafer.	1.3612	0.03972	263	192	47	24
333	Resistance is futile. We also have blowers.	1.3610	0.03826	277	201	52	24
334	Don't worry. We'll find that brown lump your little friend lost.	1.3610	0.04065	241	174	47	20
335	If we find anything but leaves on this grass, your little slave is toast.	1.3608	0.03906	255	183	52	20
336	We like to leave a place just a little bit nicer than how we found it.	1.3605	0.03795	258	183	57	18
337	We’re raking leaves. What are YOU doing here?	1.3598	0.04131	239	174	44	21
338	We need gas money.	1.3593	0.03750	270	193	57	20
339	It's part of our adopt-a-planet volunteer work.	1.3593	0.03750	270	193	57	20
340	Take us to Four Seasons Landscaping.	1.3593	0.03964	270	199	45	26
341	We’re out of toilet paper.	1.3592	0.03845	245	173	56	16
342	They’re outsourcing everything now.	1.3586	0.04197	237	174	41	22
343	It's a mission trip to undeveloped worlds.	1.3585	0.03982	265	195	45	25
344	Our tractor beam broke.	1.3584	0.03903	279	206	46	27
345	None of your people want these jobs anymore.	1.3580	0.03801	257	183	56	18
346	Just doing a little house cleaning before we move in...	1.3577	0.04002	246	178	48	20
347	We're leaving Earth better than we found it.	1.3577	0.03832	246	174	56	16
348	I would use the term ‘unidentified’ rather than ‘undocumented’.	1.3575	0.04025	221	156	51	14
349	It's just our way of saying thanks for your participation in our probing experiments.	1.3574	0.04134	235	171	44	20
350	What did you think happened to all the leaves?	1.3574	0.03930	263	192	48	23
351	You didnt happen to see a small gold key?	1.3571	0.04231	224	163	42	19
352	We got tired of doing crop circles.	1.3566	0.04228	244	182	37	25
353	It's community service. Except we have to do it on another planet.	1.3565	0.04139	216	154	47	15
354	What is the best way to reattach the leaves to the trees?	1.3563	0.03987	261	192	45	24
355	Basically it runs on a composting system. I am surprised that you guys went down that fossil fuels route.	1.3561	0.04026	264	196	42	26
356	Are you saying they fall off by themselves?	1.3560	0.03994	250	182	47	21
357	Community service sentence for all those abductions.	1.3555	0.04465	211	156	35	20
358	We have to clean up this planet before we invade.	1.3553	0.03530	273	191	67	15
359	What! You've never seen an undocumented alien raking leaves before?"	1.3553	0.04312	228	169	37	22
360	We also have a dog walking service, if you’re interested.	1.3548	0.04275	217	158	41	18
361	You're kidding! They grow on trees?	1.3543	0.04025	254	187	44	23
362	The leaves go with us so much more willingly.	1.3540	0.04057	226	162	48	16
363	You asked us to leave.	1.3538	0.03994	260	192	44	24
364	All of our vehicles run on plant debris. Don't yours?	1.3529	0.04168	221	160	44	17
365	This looked a lot more fun from the spaceship.	1.3529	0.03966	221	156	52	13
366	Gravity’s a drag, eh?	1.3527	0.04177	224	163	43	18
367	Before we landed aliens from Mexico did this job.	1.3525	0.03932	244	176	50	18
368	We were flown here because it’s a sanctuary city.	1.3525	0.04222	244	183	36	25
369	We evolved species moved beyond the horrors of leaf blowers	1.3522	0.03899	247	178	51	18
370	Once we wrap this up we'll move forward with your abduction.	1.3521	0.04172	213	153	45	15
371	We’re listing the property next week.	1.3519	0.04131	216	155	46	15
372	I know, after all that buildup we're just about yardwork.	1.3517	0.04242	236	176	37	23
373	No, I did not say "Take me to your WEEDER!"	1.3517	0.04113	236	173	43	20
374	Back home, I was a warp drive engineer, but here…	1.3508	0.03927	248	180	49	19
375	We’re earning money to buy Taylor Swift tickets.	1.3503	0.03652	294	215	55	24
376	You’re saying it’s TAKE me to your leader?	1.3498	0.04271	243	184	33	26
377	I much prefer this raking mission over the probing one I was on last sun circuit.	1.3493	0.04330	209	153	39	17
378	Gotta earn more money to get home. Gas prices are out of this world.	1.3487	0.04169	238	177	39	22
379	We can see how ugly your front yard is from space.	1.3484	0.04011	244	179	45	20
380	Why stare? Aren’t you used to aliens doing your work.	1.3480	0.04404	227	172	31	24
381	Because somebody’s got to clean up this place.	1.3478	0.03998	230	166	48	16
382	We'll do anything, just don't bring us to your leader.	1.3478	0.04273	230	172	36	22
383	Be glad we’re vegans.	1.3475	0.04106	236	174	42	20
384	As undocumented aliens, it’s the only work we could find.	1.3468	0.04194	222	163	41	18
385	Funny story: turns out the blowers we were using are what you humans call “ray guns”.	1.3465	0.04253	228	170	37	21
386	We like to give back to the community before we invade.	1.3462	0.04129	234	173	41	20
387	We're here for the fall of Earth	1.3460	0.04135	211	152	45	14
388	We blow them all back on take-off.	1.3458	0.04454	214	161	32	21
389	Americans are outsourcing everything these days.	1.3454	0.03990	249	184	44	21
390	Oh, just sprucing up for the new tenants.	1.3448	0.04016	232	169	46	17
391	Let’s face it, anything you can do we do better	1.3448	0.04008	203	143	50	10
392	We’re extraterrestrial guest workers. `Alien’ is offensive.	1.3448	0.04016	232	169	46	17
393	We also do dog walking. Interested?	1.3447	0.03933	235	170	49	16
394	If you zap them with a little salt, they're delicious	1.3440	0.04293	218	162	37	19
395	What’s your rake’s name?	1.3440	0.04486	218	166	29	23
396	This is our community service. We got caught speeding in a no-fly zone.	1.3439	0.04103	221	161	44	16
397	¿Hablas español?	1.3438	0.03909	256	189	46	21
398	Because the leaf blower hurts our ears.	1.3435	0.04038	230	168	45	17
399	Can we borrow your Roomba?	1.3430	0.04240	207	151	41	15
400	Missionary work always starts with community service.	1.3429	0.04251	210	154	40	16
401	We were raised to leave things better than we found them.	1.3425	0.04177	219	161	41	17
402	Maybe next time specify human aliens?	1.3420	0.04390	193	141	38	14
403	This isn't what you meant when you told us to leave?	1.3419	0.04339	234	179	30	25
404	This is the only thing AI can't do on our planet also.	1.3417	0.03961	240	176	46	18
405	Your clothing is making everyone really uncomfortable.	1.3415	0.04376	205	152	36	17
406	Yes, we were told all the menial jobs were done by aliens.	1.3411	0.04244	214	158	39	17
407	We are raking the forest floor because that is what your supreme leader, Orange Face Fatso, said would prevent forest fires.	1.3411	0.03998	258	194	40	24
408	We were told to just turn over the new ones.	1.3397	0.04150	209	152	43	14
409	We come in peace. We can hear your leaf blowers across the universe.	1.3396	0.04217	212	156	40	16
410	Because on your planet, money really does grow on trees.	1.3394	0.04145	221	163	41	17
411	We're as legal as the Pilgrims.	1.3390	0.04136	236	177	38	21
412	We are still illegal aliens, but the wall was no problem.	1.3389	0.04183	239	181	35	23
413	Sorry, we’re only collecting DNA from species worth saving.	1.3388	0.04268	242	186	30	26
414	The HOA around here is way stricter than what we're used to.	1.3385	0.04400	192	141	37	14
415	Tidying up before the takeover.	1.3384	0.03997	198	140	49	9
416	Can I marry you for a green card?	1.3383	0.04202	201	146	42	13
417	Well, YOU weren't gonna do it.	1.3382	0.03796	204	142	55	7
418	Well, where did you think they all went?	1.3382	0.04495	204	154	31	19
419	Don't be alarmed. We're just gathering samples.	1.3382	0.03944	207	147	50	10
420	You're next.	1.3376	0.03979	234	172	45	17
421	We are cleaning up before the others arrive.	1.3374	0.04047	243	182	40	21
422	It was this or no more abductions till graduation.	1.3373	0.03902	252	187	45	20
423	How can you leave all this money lying around?	1.3368	0.04442	193	143	35	15
424	We’ve come to take jobs Americans don’t like to do.	1.3367	0.04347	199	147	37	15
425	We've mastered ionic propulsion, yet somehow the leaf blower eludes us.	1.3366	0.04185	202	147	42	13
426	It's 100 hours of court ordered community service for public nudity.	1.3366	0.04257	205	151	39	15
427	I think there's something wrong with your rake.	1.3365	0.04532	208	159	28	21
428	Where is your leader? We have mulch to talk about!	1.3364	0.04244	217	162	37	18
429	We're collecting things for our earth diorama. Can we please have your dog?	1.3363	0.04064	223	164	43	16
430	So, what kind of rake is that?	1.3363	0.03700	223	157	57	9
431	We like to iron them between pieces of wax paper.	1.3351	0.04707	188	143	27	18
432	We. Are. In. Search. Of... Intelligent. Leaf.	1.3350	0.04770	200	156	21	23
433	Advanced civilizations gave up leaf blowers centuries ago.	1.3350	0.04126	206	150	43	13
434	They've closed the borders, but they're opening space.	1.3348	0.04037	221	162	44	15
435	They’re just hors d’oeuvres, so we still need the dog.	1.3348	0.04116	230	172	39	19
436	Yard work may be alien to you, but not to us.	1.3347	0.04041	236	176	41	19
437	We are simulating the futility of earthling behavior.	1.3333	0.04193	201	147	41	13
438	We are curious. Why are Earthlings devoted to futility?	1.3333	0.04331	207	155	35	17
439	Where do we cash them in?	1.3333	0.04109	207	151	43	13
440	You forget you ever saw us here, we’ll forget what your little dog just did there.	1.3333	0.04082	225	167	41	17
441	One of your fellow earthlings asked that we leave....	1.3333	0.04252	201	148	39	14
442	I have to warn you, our rates are astronomical.	1.3333	0.04268	183	132	41	10
443	It's more fun than Area 51.	1.3333	0.04005	246	185	40	21
444	This motherfucker.	1.3320	0.04468	241	192	18	31
445	Excuse me. We work for Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Have you seen Mr. Giuliani?	1.3318	0.04293	220	167	33	20
446	Our leader told us to leave no leaf unturned	1.3318	0.04175	214	159	39	16
447	You're right, we're not as technologically advanced as you thought.	1.3317	0.04149	208	153	41	14
448	We've been advised to win you over with meaningless gestures.	1.3317	0.04075	205	149	44	12
449	Excuse me, could you take me to your weeder?	1.3317	0.04395	199	149	34	16
450	Yeah, circles cost double.	1.3317	0.04096	199	144	44	11
451	You should come! We're going to jump in leaf piles and have bon fires, apple cider, anal probes, corn mazes... it'll be fun!	1.3316	0.04604	190	144	29	17
452	We're trying to earn some money for rocket fuel.	1.3315	0.04436	181	133	36	12
453	Since building pyramids is no longer in vogue, landscaping seems to be one of the few things 'illegal aliens' are good for.	1.3305	0.03817	239	175	49	15
454	And then our green cards came in the mail, so I guess we're just legal aliens now.	1.3304	0.04041	224	166	42	16
455	We got pulled for speeding and thejudge sentenced us to community service.	1.3302	0.04106	215	159	41	15
456	Detention. Our physics teacher is such a buzzkill.	1.3302	0.04312	215	163	33	19
457	We are searching for intelligent lifeforms.	1.3302	0.04146	212	157	40	15
458	There was an ad that said move to Earth and you can rake it in.	1.3301	0.04296	209	157	35	17
459	Leaf us alone."	1.3300	0.04603	203	157	25	21
460	We normally use them for probing.	1.3300	0.04158	203	149	41	13
461	Because, apparently, taking care of your own planet is alien to you.	1.3299	0.04472	194	146	32	16
462	On my home planet, I was a dentist.	1.3298	0.04448	188	140	34	14
463	Your planet is untidy.	1.3292	0.03711	240	174	53	13
464	We each got three light years community service	1.3292	0.04196	240	185	31	24
465	Excuse me sir, I was told to rake these to your leader.	1.3291	0.03974	237	177	42	18
466	We didn't know light speed wasn't allowed, now we have to do community service	1.3291	0.03883	237	175	46	16
467	Just because we are gardeners, doesn't mean we are illegal.	1.3290	0.03952	231	171	44	16
468	It’s community service after that whole laser thing.	1.3288	0.04113	222	166	39	17
469	We'll be down to your house where we dump these little things so you can rake them up again and again and again....every fucking year 'til you die.	1.3286	0.04183	213	159	38	16
470	It's part of our parole outreach program.	1.3286	0.04075	213	157	42	14
471	We’re here on a green card.”	1.3285	0.04099	207	152	42	13
472	We can't take the sound of your leaf blowers anymore.	1.3284	0.04300	201	150	36	15
473	Oh, actually we're here to fulfill our high school's intergalactic service project.	1.3284	0.04470	201	153	30	18
474	We plea-bargained down to vandalism for Roswell and were sentenced to community service.	1.3280	0.04852	189	148	20	21
475	Sure it's seasonal, but I have a side hustle experimenting on humans.	1.3278	0.04230	180	130	41	9
476	Don't you hate it when your kids surprise you with "my school project is due tomorrow".	1.3277	0.04774	177	135	26	16
477	We have to do community service. They say we trashed another planet.	1.3268	0.04349	205	155	33	17
478	You mean on Earth, money does NOT grow on trees?	1.3264	0.04360	193	144	35	14
479	You say fall clean-up; we call it abduction of photosynthetic specimens.	1.3264	0.04421	193	145	33	15
480	We’d be working at Goldman if we could get a Green Card.	1.3263	0.04344	190	141	36	13
481	We pick up odd jobs around the galaxy for beer money.	1.3259	0.04130	224	169	37	18
482	Wait, you mean your leader is not the owner of this home?	1.3258	0.04404	178	131	36	11
483	We’re trying to blend in.	1.3258	0.03700	221	158	54	9
484	Sorry about the whole take over your planet thing. But we’re cool now, right?	1.3254	0.04122	209	155	40	14
485	Why do you need to see my immigration papers?	1.3252	0.04164	206	153	39	14
486	It's an odd compulsion, I admit.	1.3251	0.04148	203	150	40	13
487	But it's only seasonal work.	1.3251	0.03905	203	146	48	9
488	We charge the same for snow removal.	1.3250	0.04536	200	154	27	19
489	Today, we were instructed to leaf the planet	1.3250	0.03796	240	177	48	15
490	It's the only job we can get until our work permits come through.	1.3249	0.04234	197	146	38	13
491	Autumn is a terrible time to lose your keys.	1.3247	0.04279	194	144	37	13
492	It is Earth Day,no?	1.3246	0.04261	191	141	38	12
493	There is no place like New York in the Fall.	1.3245	0.04501	188	142	31	15
494	We agreed to Roswell because it was sand and no cleanup. This is ridiculous!	1.3245	0.04104	188	136	43	9
495	We love this job - if it wasn’t for the commuting.	1.3245	0.04372	188	140	35	13
496	It's nice having the kids home for Thanksgiving.	1.3243	0.04104	222	167	38	17
497	We are legal aliens; we have little green cards.	1.3242	0.04042	219	163	41	15
498	We're on pause. Apparently there's some debate about who your leader is.	1.3242	0.04539	182	137	31	14
499	We don't get to do yardwork on Mars .	1.3241	0.04027	216	160	42	14
500	Our observations lead us to conclude that these must be quite valuable.	1.3241	0.03973	216	159	44	13
501	Once you get to earth, it gets boring pretty fast.	1.3235	0.04616	170	127	31	12
502	The translator app said “Take me to your leaves.”	1.3235	0.04302	204	154	34	16
503	We read that to avoid stress in your work you humans take leaves.	1.3235	0.03907	238	178	43	17
504	We each got 20 hours of community service for messing with you guys.	1.3234	0.04033	235	178	38	19
505	where am i from? stamford, racist ass	1.3234	0.04460	201	154	29	18
506	This is our service project to help underdeveloped species.	1.3231	0.04013	229	172	40	17
507	I expect you to come up and help us after the August meteor shower.	1.3229	0.04177	192	141	40	11
508	It's a work release program.	1.3229	0.03937	223	165	44	14
509	Do all of you identify as deciduous?	1.3228	0.04352	189	141	35	13
510	It’s just a little thank you for everything we learned about your primitive society.	1.3226	0.04466	186	140	32	14
511	They are so colorful! We eat them for breakfast with cream and sugar.	1.3223	0.04356	211	162	30	19
512	I dropped my contact.	1.3222	0.04638	180	137	28	15
513	On our planet, they are a delicacy.	1.3222	0.04143	180	130	42	8
514	Well somebody’s gotta take care of this place.	1.3218	0.04329	202	153	33	16
515	because that guy over there said money grows on trees on your planet	1.3218	0.04385	202	154	31	17
516	Yeah, well, you don't understand curling, either.	1.3216	0.04812	171	131	25	15
517	We came in peace and got 40 hours community service for parking illegally.	1.3214	0.04653	196	153	23	20
518	The crop circle group has it much easier.	1.3211	0.04583	190	146	27	17
519	Trust me, we haven't figured out how to get rid of weeds either.	1.3211	0.04397	190	143	33	14
520	You three look so alike!" "So do you two.	1.3211	0.04460	190	144	31	15
521	Yup, all three of us got community service for a DUI: Driving while Un-Identified	1.3208	0.04127	212	159	38	15
522	Yes, we're working hard at a thankless job, but what makes you think we're illegal aliens?	1.3208	0.04017	212	157	42	13
523	Leaf composting. We don’t just abduct people anymore.	1.3207	0.04430	184	138	33	13
524	What do you mean they’re worthless?	1.3204	0.04321	206	157	32	17
525	We've determined that you need all the help you can get.	1.3202	0.04253	203	153	35	15
526	We were going to invade, but you guys have been through a lot lately.	1.3202	0.04253	203	153	35	15
527	We got bored with crop circles.	1.3200	0.04442	175	130	34	11
528	You just picked up an animal's excrement, and you think we're odd?	1.3200	0.04999	175	138	18	19
529	On our dead planet, we used to burn these.	1.3196	0.04140	194	143	40	11
530	It was a suggested part of our "Life on Earth" tour!	1.3194	0.04117	191	140	41	10
531	We’ve been promised a green card	1.3190	0.03873	232	173	44	15
532	What do you mean, undocumented aliens?	1.3188	0.04005	229	173	39	17
533	If you wanted to hire a different kind of alien, you should’ve specified.	1.3187	0.04724	182	141	24	17
534	Traffic wasn’t too bad today, 30 lightyears faster than usual.	1.3186	0.04001	204	150	43	11
535	What are these ‘Gutters’ of which you speak?	1.3184	0.04370	179	133	35	11
536	One minute we're visiting a new planet, the next minute someone calls us illegal aliens and tells us to rake leaves.	1.3184	0.03978	201	147	44	10
537	We finally got our work permits	1.3182	0.04442	198	152	29	17
538	I’m just saying one of you will be in serious trouble once we’ve analysed the droppings.	1.3182	0.04420	176	131	34	11
539	We actually come from a very advanced civilization, but lawncare is apparently the only job we can get here as undocumented aliens.	1.3176	0.04824	170	131	24	15
540	Isn’t there an easier way to get oxygen on this planet?	1.3175	0.03851	211	154	47	10
541	Let's see YOUR documents.	1.3175	0.03910	211	155	45	11
542	Why are you always dragging that silly human around?	1.3175	0.04188	211	160	35	16
543	Our mothership wanted us to do community service.	1.3175	0.04714	189	148	22	19
544	Take me to your composting bin.	1.3175	0.04593	189	146	26	17
545	Sorry, you're still responsible for picking up for your dog.	1.3175	0.04209	189	140	38	11
546	Greeting’s, we’re on a leaf keeping mission.	1.3168	0.03899	202	147	46	9
547	Sill waiting on our green cards.	1.3166	0.04000	199	146	43	10
548	Some of us do anal probes. We're just anal.	1.3158	0.04448	190	145	30	15
549	We don't have trees....but with a little reverse engineering....	1.3158	0.04448	190	145	30	15
550	There's nothing to see here.	1.3158	0.04727	171	131	26	14
551	Unfortunately, we all volunteered for the project without bothering to ask our troop leader why he chose to call it 'The Fall of Man' .	1.3155	0.04369	187	141	33	13
552	When you're an undocumented extraterrestrial, you take work where you can find it.	1.3153	0.04300	203	155	32	16
553	Take me to your arborist.	1.3153	0.04185	203	153	36	14
554	We also do the jobs you don’t want to do.	1.3150	0.04168	200	150	37	13
555	Don't worry, keep walking, nothing to see here.	1.3149	0.04329	181	135	35	11
556	If I tell you, you'll be sorry.	1.3149	0.04537	181	138	29	14
557	We haven't figured out a better way either.	1.3148	0.04420	162	119	35	8
558	Thank you for letting us partake in your great Raking of the Leaves ceremony.	1.3148	0.03954	216	161	42	13
559	What?	1.3147	0.04392	197	151	30	16
560	We can't believe you guys leave this delicacy just lying around for the taking!	1.3146	0.04520	178	135	30	13
561	We feel that tidying up the park improves the abduction experience.	1.3146	0.04450	178	134	32	12
562	Then he said, "And you guys are going to pay for that wall," and we're still lol.	1.3146	0.04311	213	165	29	19
563	We heard that you were desperately in need of illegal aliens to do your yard work.	1.3144	0.04500	194	150	27	17
564	It’s definitely easier on a planet without wind.	1.3143	0.04574	175	133	29	13
565	Well, if you can think of a better way to show we come in peace, I'd like to see it, smart guy.	1.3143	0.04196	210	160	34	16
566	Stardate rule 46254.7 prohibits the use of leave blowers.	1.3143	0.04646	175	134	27	14
567	We couldn’t stand the blasted noise anymore, and we don’t even have ears.	1.3143	0.04428	175	131	33	11
568	Wait, you're telling me you have a machine that blows the leaves away?	1.3143	0.04428	175	131	33	11
569	We think your dog is falling apart. We found part of him in the leaves.	1.3141	0.04729	191	151	20	20
570	We're trying to make some fuel money.	1.3140	0.04182	207	157	35	15
571	It's our community service for buzzing aircraft carriers.	1.3136	0.04534	169	127	31	11
572	Can I eat your dog?	1.3133	0.04972	166	130	20	16
573	Next month, we're at Mar-a-lago for the winter.	1.3131	0.04137	214	163	35	16
574	How much for the organic fuel...	1.3128	0.04499	179	136	30	13
575	Like I tell our customers: "Our lawn care is out of this world!"	1.3128	0.04299	195	148	33	14
576	You might be wondering why we still use garden rakes."	1.3128	0.03980	195	143	43	9
577	We are cleaning up, this stuff is worth a fortune back home!	1.3128	0.04178	211	161	34	16
578	We heard the fall colors were out of this world…”.	1.3125	0.04329	208	161	29	18
579	The ad said temporary foreign workers welcome.	1.3125	0.04282	192	145	34	13
580	If we didn't do this, you'd accuse us of being bad neighbors.	1.3125	0.04407	176	132	33	11
581	So much fuel! And it's all lying on the ground!	1.3125	0.04707	160	121	28	11
582	I know it’s not my community. But it’s still community service.	1.3122	0.04264	205	157	32	16
583	Do we question your diet?	1.3122	0.04197	189	141	37	11
584	Like you've never seen displaced people doing yardwork before...	1.3121	0.04533	173	131	30	12
585	We banned leaf blowers eons ago.	1.3116	0.04173	215	165	33	17
586	We've found this is easier than crop circles.	1.3115	0.04493	183	140	29	14
587	It looked more fun in the pictures.	1.3111	0.04477	180	137	30	13
588	I mean, we thought we came to build more pyramids.	1.3111	0.04264	180	134	36	10
589	We're going to visit your house tonight.	1.3110	0.04203	209	160	33	16
590	Several small piles for some man. One giant heap for mankind.	1.3110	0.04860	164	127	23	14
591	We found these lying on the ground. Did you want to abduct them first?	1.3109	0.04199	193	145	36	12
592	So, these "UFO's" only occur in the fall...?	1.3106	0.04598	161	121	30	10
593	You weren't going to do anything with those, were you?	1.3105	0.04499	190	147	27	16
594	"For an extra 50 bucks we'll leave a crop circle on your lawn."	1.3105	0.04309	190	144	33	13
595	Do not be afraid. We come in green peace.	1.3102	0.04154	187	139	38	10
596	we were going to kill you but your already doing that	1.3101	0.04570	158	118	31	9
597	They're much easier to rake in an environment with gravity.	1.3099	0.04927	171	135	19	17
598	It's for our school's Spring Break service/learning trip to less fortunate planets.	1.3096	0.04138	197	148	37	12
599	We see humans collecting these. They must be valuable.	1.3095	0.03724	210	153	49	8
600	How about I walk the dog and you rake?	1.3095	0.04132	168	122	40	6
601	If you don't like it, you just try to find Americans who'll do it.	1.3095	0.04920	168	132	20	16
602	No worries,were legal aliens	1.3094	0.04455	181	138	30	13
603	What? You never had aliens do your yard work?	1.3094	0.04591	181	140	26	15
604	When we're done, people will claim it never happened.	1.3090	0.04436	178	135	31	12
605	We're the only ones who will do the jobs Americans don't want.	1.3086	0.04819	162	125	24	13
606	Please don’t take me to your leader.	1.3086	0.04739	162	124	26	12
607	We're collecting biofuel.	1.3086	0.04339	175	131	34	10
608	Tractor beam removal is extra.”	1.3086	0.04772	175	137	22	16
609	We want to figure out why they bother coming back each year.	1.3086	0.04703	175	136	24	15
610	Can you tell me of any other places that have all this food laying on the ground?	1.3085	0.03923	188	137	44	7
611	They power our fusion reactors. You'll figure it out someday.	1.3081	0.04311	172	128	35	9
612	Take us to your cedar.	1.3081	0.04303	198	152	31	15
613	We are just doing a little tidying up before your Extinction event next week.	1.3081	0.04182	198	150	35	13
614	Illegal aliens always do the jobs Americans don't want	1.3081	0.04420	198	154	27	17
615	Did you clean up area 51?	1.3077	0.04033	195	145	40	10
616	This planet is for the raking.	1.3077	0.04112	169	123	40	6
617	It's nice to have a normal conversation every now and then. Too many people complain about us stealing their jobs and stuff.	1.3077	0.04409	195	151	28	16
618	Yes, we're legal aliens, and that is our identified flying object."	1.3077	0.04692	156	118	28	10
619	How do you like gentrification now, my friend?	1.3073	0.04309	205	159	29	17
620	We like to tidy up before we kill you all.	1.3073	0.04044	179	131	41	7
621	It's the only work immigrants can get these days.	1.3073	0.04415	179	136	31	12
622	You can build your wall, but you still need aliens to do your landscaping.	1.3069	0.04691	189	150	20	19
623	Christ, you people are messy!	1.3068	0.04393	176	133	32	11
624	Thanks to people like you we have too many encounters of the turd kind	1.3068	0.04538	176	135	28	13
625	We come in fall.	1.3068	0.04538	176	135	28	13
626	That's the part of this you find strange. Gardening?	1.3067	0.04020	163	117	42	4
627	This looked more exciting in the brochure.	1.3067	0.04793	163	126	24	13
628	Actually, we're looking for the keys to our saucer, which Captain Auuywaixuu, seems to have dropped getting out of the ship. They've just got to be somewhere	1.3065	0.04342	199	154	29	16
629	You should hear the leaf blowers on our planet.	1.3065	0.04364	186	142	31	13
630	We're going to list it to rent.	1.3065	0.04623	186	146	23	17
631	Oh, I thought your leader asked us to "please leaf in peace"!	1.3064	0.04665	173	134	25	14
632	This planet is an embarrassment to the neighborhood.	1.3064	0.04444	173	131	31	11
633	Just clearing up the place for when we take over.	1.3061	0.04144	196	148	36	12
634	Beam them up” wasn’t working	1.3059	0.03950	219	166	39	14
635	Mrs. Taylor Greene strongly preferred white aliens to maintain her garden.	1.3059	0.04796	170	133	22	15
636	The gravity here is so much more fun for jumping in leaf piles.	1.3056	0.04250	180	135	35	10
637	Have you ever USED Martian toilet paper?	1.3053	0.04231	190	144	34	12
638	We’re headed to Jupiter but need a little gas money.	1.3052	0.04637	154	116	29	9
639	Ok, human, where is your dog's poop bag?	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
640	We used to collect rocks to take back, but leaves are so much lighter.	1.3051	0.04444	177	135	30	12
641	Actually, it's a probe. Now get in the saucer.	1.3051	0.04297	177	133	34	10
642	Trust me I’m just as surprised as you	1.3051	0.04516	177	136	28	13
643	We're volunteers from the Adopt-a-Planet program.	1.3050	0.04323	200	155	29	16
644	We lost our fuel engineer on Jupiter but I'm pretty sure our spaceship runs on brown crackly stuff.	1.3049	0.04442	164	123	32	9
645	We smoke them.	1.3049	0.04357	164	122	34	8
646	Where do we pay for these leaves?	1.3048	0.04409	187	144	29	14
647	Yeah, we're 'illegal' until they need landscaping."	1.3048	0.04538	187	146	25	16
648	Well, we took a wrong turn, and long story short, we need gas money to get home.	1.3046	0.04190	174	129	37	8
649	It’s not a trick question.” “Is your dog the leader or not?	1.3046	0.04269	174	130	35	9
650	"Hey buddy, this is the last time I'm going to tell you that you need a poop bag for your dog."	1.3046	0.04642	174	135	25	14
651	The owner told us it's quite valuable and to help ourselves!	1.3046	0.04496	174	133	29	12
652	I’m actually a doctor on my planet but I was told this is the only job an illegal alien can get in this country.	1.3043	0.04255	184	139	34	11
653	We were outsourced.	1.3041	0.04950	148	114	23	11
654	You'd better have a pick-up bag or that mutt's next walk will be on Mars!	1.3037	0.04341	191	147	30	14
655	Our OCD got the better of us	1.3035	0.04067	201	152	37	12
656	We just came for a visit but then we couldn’t stand the mess.	1.3032	0.04789	155	119	25	11
657	On our planet we believe community service isn't just something that you're sentenced to.	1.3032	0.04190	188	142	35	11
658	Keep your dog off our lawn!	1.3030	0.04819	165	129	22	14
659	Well, you see our visas only allow us to do seasonal work like this.	1.3030	0.03981	198	148	40	10
660	I'm afraid to say, you guys really let the place go.	1.3027	0.04371	185	142	30	13
661	Let your dog poop on the lawn again and we'll abduct him.	1.3026	0.04688	195	157	17	21
662	So it just hangs between your legs?	1.3025	0.05113	162	130	15	17
663	We were told to gather samples of leaf on earth.	1.3023	0.04527	172	132	28	12
664	It’s a set of keys, with a little glowy thing on one end…	1.3023	0.04451	172	131	30	11
665	We just got our Green Card.	1.3018	0.04426	169	128	31	10
666	Just trying to make a little money to fund our high school senior trip.	1.3017	0.04256	179	135	34	10
667	Why are you walking that human? You should have him raking these leaves.	1.3013	0.04585	156	118	29	9
668	We got community service for going light-speed in a residential zone.	1.3013	0.04585	156	118	29	9
669	What kind of work do you expect aliens to get?	1.3011	0.04452	176	135	29	12
670	This isn't what I had in mind when I foresaw the Fall of Man	1.3011	0.04595	176	137	25	14
671	It’s a nice change from all the kidnapping and probing.	1.3011	0.04417	186	144	28	14
672	Your leader said this prevents forest fires.	1.3006	0.04698	163	126	25	12
673	In space, nobody can hear you rake.	1.3006	0.04114	173	128	38	7
674	Probe Team II will be collecting data on snow shoveling.	1.3005	0.04261	183	139	33	11
675	It’s better than weekends in jail.	1.3005	0.04190	183	138	35	10
676	Half way across the galaxy and we run out of toilet paper.	1.3005	0.04486	193	152	24	17
677	Leaf blowers? Advanced civilizations outlawed them long ago.	1.3005	0.04267	203	158	29	16
678	I misspoke and said TAKE ME TO YOUR LITTER and we ended up here.	1.3000	0.04758	160	124	24	12
679	Yeah, abduction is more seasonal work these days.	1.3000	0.04782	170	134	21	15
680	Rake me to your leafer. Sorry, I couldn't resist.	1.3000	0.04416	160	120	32	8
681	My lawyer got it down to a suspended sentence with 100 hours of community service.	1.3000	0.04840	160	125	22	13
682	Check us out on Yelp. People say our landscaping is out of this world.	1.2994	0.04692	167	130	24	13
683	It's not what it looks like.	1.2994	0.04536	167	128	28	11
684	They heard about reiki therapy and wanted to try it.	1.2994	0.04821	157	122	23	12
685	What YOU looking at? Never raked your yard? Weirdo!!	1.2993	0.04867	147	113	24	10
686	It’s the only work we can get. Back home, I’m a qualified doctor. I specialize in anal probes….	1.2991	0.04106	214	166	32	16
687	Get caught with a DUI crossing the Milky Way and this could be you, bubs.	1.2990	0.04134	204	157	33	14
688	… and so the judge assigned 1200 hours of community service for 'non-consensual probing'.	1.2990	0.04465	194	153	24	17
689	We are collecting samples of Earth dandruff, why do you ask?"	1.2990	0.04282	194	150	30	14
690	Clean up is always the most tedious part of a conquest.	1.2983	0.04215	181	137	34	10
691	What, you don't compost. These hold great power.	1.2983	0.04428	181	140	28	13
692	Does your leader have any leaf bags?	1.2982	0.04221	171	128	35	8
693	It’s revenge for all the rocks you took.	1.2982	0.04610	171	133	25	13
694	Are you sure it's "Rake me to your leader?"	1.2981	0.04565	161	123	28	10
695	Ironically, 200 hours community service for littering.	1.2980	0.04679	151	115	27	9
696	Where we’re from, it doesn’t grow on trees.	1.2980	0.03968	198	149	39	10
697	Keep a look out for some keys along here somewhere.	1.2978	0.04550	178	139	25	14
698	The original plan was to take over your planet	1.2978	0.04408	178	137	29	12
699	You realize that we can do far more than yard work, right?	1.2978	0.04550	178	139	25	14
700	Land once, rake twice.	1.2976	0.04432	168	128	30	10
701	Nice planet. Be a shame if somethin’ happened to it.	1.2976	0.04269	168	126	34	8
702	They don’t fuss when we kidnap them.	1.2976	0.04512	168	129	28	11
703	Yes, it's also the anal probe.	1.2975	0.04535	158	120	29	9
704	You throw them away by the billions we power our vessels trillions of light years...you'll figure it out one day	1.2975	0.04535	158	120	29	9
705	We have to clean up this planet before we can live here.	1.2975	0.04535	158	120	29	9
706	They plug up our carburetor and we can't get off the ground.	1.2973	0.04644	148	112	28	8
707	We come in peace, however I would not recommend your government denying us the Taylor Swift tickets.	1.2973	0.04556	185	146	23	16
708	Then the whole planet gets a fresh coat of paint before we list it.	1.2971	0.04532	175	136	26	13
709	Pleased to meet you! We're really enjoying the fall colors; me and the kids just moved here from Roswell.	1.2971	0.04309	175	133	32	10
710	We got tired of just watching you.	1.2970	0.04143	165	122	37	6
711	We come in Peace to rake your leaves. You now have the time to master intergallactic space travel.	1.2969	0.04433	192	151	25	16
712	They’re packed with antioxidants that fight off illness and promote health. Right?	1.2965	0.04280	172	130	33	9
713	No problem, we can wait for him to produce a specimen."	1.2963	0.04097	162	119	38	5
714	Mulch for our gardens. You're not the only planet with a climate crisis.	1.2961	0.04314	179	137	31	11
715	I'd rather pick up leaves than excrement.	1.2961	0.04314	179	137	31	11
716	We're an advanced species. We don't use leaf blowers.	1.2961	0.04387	179	138	29	12
717	We're staging it.	1.2957	0.04201	186	142	33	11
718	It's the least we can do after the probe.	1.2955	0.03974	176	130	40	6
719	We use them instead of solar.	1.2955	0.04437	176	136	28	12
720	Someone, not on the Forbes 400, hired us to rake the forest. Will we get paid?	1.2955	0.04288	176	134	32	10
721	I only have one arm and hand. Like you.	1.2953	0.04809	149	115	24	10
722	Don’t worry…we haven’t come to take your jobs.	1.2952	0.04295	166	125	33	8
723	Habitat for Humanity changed my life.	1.2951	0.04317	183	141	30	12
724	We are cleaning up tree poop!	1.2949	0.04476	156	118	30	8
725	Trade ya.	1.2945	0.04517	163	125	28	10
726	Community service for destroying Milwaukee.	1.2945	0.04600	163	126	26	11
727	We were informed that your money grows on trees.	1.2945	0.04517	163	125	28	10
728	I'll trade my job for yours.	1.2944	0.03906	197	148	40	9
729	Rake with me for our leader.	1.2941	0.04767	170	135	20	15
730	I can take you to my leafer,but not for a month or so.	1.2941	0.04225	170	128	34	8
731	I can't believe you just leave all of this hyperdrive fuel lying around	1.2941	0.04532	153	116	29	8
732	Our mission has been to try and find intelligent life on this planet. We've been searching for ages and haven't found it yet.	1.2941	0.04142	170	127	36	7
733	It's for a science project.	1.2938	0.04267	177	135	32	10
734	We're looking for intelligent life.	1.2938	0.04267	177	135	32	10
735	He says you don’t pick up after him.	1.2935	0.04103	201	155	33	13
736	Gravity sucks.	1.2935	0.04227	184	141	32	11
737	You don’t have bags on you? Interesting.	1.2934	0.04188	167	125	35	7
738	How do you put up with this constant gravity?	1.2934	0.04519	167	129	27	11
739	I imagine that you may have expected us to ask you to take us to your weeder	1.2934	0.04676	167	131	23	13
740	Scouts.	1.2933	0.04687	150	115	26	9
741	Don't be alarmed, we're just refueling our ship.	1.2928	0.04414	181	141	27	13
742	This is the one activity where we are not light years ahead of you.	1.2927	0.04492	164	126	28	10
743	What do. you m ean: 'illegal'??	1.2919	0.04284	161	121	33	7
744	Trust me, you catch way more leaves with one of these.	1.2919	0.04877	161	128	19	14
745	Seriously, you have to do this every time you go around your sun?	1.2919	0.04065	185	140	36	9
746	We want the place to look nice when we take over.	1.2917	0.04503	144	108	30	6
747	We heard they’re hiring undocumented aliens	1.2914	0.04589	175	138	23	14
748	Tidying up the park may seem alien to you, but not to us.	1.2914	0.04370	175	135	29	11
749	This lot is a disgrace to the universe.	1.2911	0.04517	158	121	28	9
750	Not leafer - leader!	1.2911	0.04605	158	122	26	10
751	No, actually I'm from Venezuela	1.2909	0.04631	165	129	24	12
752	When we’re done with your yard, then will you take us to your leader?	1.2908	0.04169	196	152	31	13
753	We're invading your world's seasonal menial job market.	1.2908	0.04986	141	110	21	10
754	It was part of our plea deal for all the "scientific" non-consensual probing.	1.2907	0.03932	172	127	40	5
755	Never trust cruise descriptions.	1.2905	0.04420	148	111	31	6
756	These tall friends of yours are quite inconsiderate.	1.2905	0.04582	179	142	22	15
757	Turns out you can hear gas-powered leaf blowers in every galaxy.	1.2901	0.04523	162	125	27	10
758	Yes, I suppose 'Take me to your leader' does make more sense.	1.2901	0.04607	162	126	25	11
759	We're just hired by the real estate agent to make things presentable before your world goes on the open intergalactic market.	1.2899	0.04627	169	133	23	13
760	I find ‘illegal alien’ to be a dehumanizing term.	1.2899	0.04393	169	130	29	10
761	Because one of my men eloped with the leaf blower.	1.2899	0.04736	138	105	26	7
762	Take us to your garbage man!	1.2899	0.04507	138	103	30	5
763	We spray some silver paint on ‘em and sell ‘em to suckers at the Farmers Market for 10 bucks a piece.	1.2898	0.04348	176	136	29	11
764	We are on the new immigrant work visas.	1.2895	0.04538	152	116	28	8
765	Where do we pay for these?	1.2895	0.04441	152	115	30	7
766	Pleebo's always wanted to jump into a big pile of leaves. We're getting pumpkin spice latte's afterwards."	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
767	This is much easier on planets with gravity!	1.2895	0.04342	152	114	32	6
768	Where would you be without all us aliens to clean up after you all?	1.2893	0.04403	159	121	30	8
769	No. We are not illegal.	1.2893	0.04750	159	125	22	12
770	We came to meet your president, but got sidetracked by offers of work for aliens.	1.2892	0.04278	166	126	32	8
771	Earthlings must learn to clean up after tree like you clean up after dog.	1.2890	0.04081	173	130	36	7
772	Is this your most advanced technology for assimilating units of deceased elliptical foliage?	1.2889	0.04278	180	139	30	11
773	We're looking for wormholes	1.2888	0.04167	187	144	32	11
774	We were sentenced to community service for trespassing.	1.2887	0.04749	142	109	25	8
775	There will be S'Mores later if you're interested.	1.2887	0.05055	142	112	19	11
776	In space, everyone can hear the Homeowner's Association.	1.2887	0.04129	194	150	32	12
777	I don't see a dog waste bag in your hand, human.	1.2886	0.04694	149	115	25	9
778	We do the jobs you Americans won't	1.2885	0.04638	156	121	25	10
779	What it all boils down to is we are all responsible for taking care of the planet	1.2882	0.04370	170	131	29	10
780	We come in peace. This time.	1.2878	0.05028	139	109	20	10
781	What did you think happened to them?	1.2877	0.04450	146	110	30	6
782	We heard that money grows on trees here.	1.2877	0.04758	146	113	24	9
783	Don't worry, you can keep your precious dog poop.	1.2877	0.04856	146	114	22	10
784	We also do dog walking and pool cleaning.	1.2876	0.04699	153	119	24	10
785	No. Do we look Mexican?	1.2873	0.04329	181	141	28	12
786	We mulch, do you?	1.2873	0.04111	181	138	34	9
787	Please don't describe us as alien workers. We've been hired legally.	1.2873	0.04258	181	140	30	11
788	We heard it's the only job they let aliens do.	1.2873	0.04329	181	141	28	12
789	...But is blowing them into your neighbors yard really all that 'advanced?'	1.2868	0.05103	136	107	19	10
790	It gets about 60 light-years per leaf.	1.2867	0.04266	150	112	33	5
791	Take us to your raker.	1.2867	0.04570	150	115	27	8
792	Community service. Caught warping under the influence.	1.2866	0.04523	157	121	27	9
793	Illegal aliens? Yes, that’s why we work so cheap.	1.2865	0.04104	171	129	35	7
794	To advance to Junior Space Ranger I had to organize a service project for the less fortunate.	1.2857	0.04479	168	131	26	11
795	Is that our snack?	1.2857	0.04530	161	125	26	10
796	The leaf blowers attracted too much attention.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
797	We're tidying up for when you're gone.	1.2857	0.04428	175	137	26	12
798	Don't worry. We are leaving.	1.2857	0.04355	161	123	30	8
799	Could we borrow your dog? We need him for YouTube content.	1.2857	0.04016	182	138	36	8
800	Why do you pick up the dog crap yet leave the tree crap?	1.2857	0.04443	161	124	28	9
801	Next year it’s back to Sedona - less yard work.	1.2857	0.04580	154	119	26	9
802	These days, illegal aliens are the only ones who do yard work.	1.2857	0.04580	154	119	26	9
803	Leafblowers destroyed first our hearing and then our planet, we come bearing rakes	1.2857	0.04615	161	126	24	11
804	‘ Take me to your LEAFER’ was just a translation error, actually.	1.2857	0.04630	147	113	26	8
805	$10 an hour plus mileage...	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
806	We're on leave.	1.2849	0.04247	172	132	31	9
807	You wouldn't believe how low minimum wage is on our planet.	1.2848	0.04533	165	129	25	11
808	we take them back for art projects	1.2848	0.04533	165	129	25	11
809	Take to your Weeder.	1.2848	0.04694	165	131	21	13
810	We’re doing community service for the next solar year. Did you see what we did to Uranus?	1.2848	0.04345	151	114	31	6
811	A leaf-blower! What’s that?	1.2848	0.04345	151	114	31	6
812	Covfefe!	1.2848	0.05006	151	121	17	13
813	I think we have found something that your creature left behind.	1.2848	0.04345	151	114	31	6
814	Fall is the worst time for making crop circles.	1.2847	0.04742	137	105	25	7
815	You mean you got this creature to obey your wishes and all you had to do was tell him he's a good boy? Take me to your leader, good boy.	1.2847	0.04963	137	107	21	9
816	It’s the only job we could get without a visa.	1.2841	0.04256	176	136	30	10
817	Okay, you got us.We are here to take all your good jobs.	1.2841	0.04179	176	135	32	9
818	No! We are very legal aliens!	1.2840	0.04212	169	129	32	8
819	Can you help us form a union?	1.2840	0.04456	169	132	26	11
820	Thanks for the fuel.	1.2840	0.04376	169	131	28	10
821	Well someone has to take care of your planet!	1.2840	0.04834	162	130	18	14
822	Why does your friend need a leash?	1.2840	0.04057	162	121	36	5
823	Who the hell do you think does it,elves?	1.2839	0.04822	155	123	20	12
824	If you must know, we're clearing landing areas for next Tuesday's invasion.	1.2839	0.04366	155	118	30	7
825	Thanks. Get that eye looked at.	1.2838	0.04501	148	113	28	7
826	Take me to your landscaper.	1.2836	0.03954	201	155	35	11
827	Our turn now.	1.2831	0.04428	166	129	27	10
828	We prefer to be called “undocumented” and we did not come here to do your yardwork.	1.2830	0.04648	159	125	23	11
829	We're on work release from Area 51.	1.2830	0.04473	159	123	27	9
830	We're undocumented aliens. This is the best job we could find.	1.2829	0.04706	152	119	23	10
831	What on Earth is the obsession of getting each and every one of these things up?	1.2829	0.04613	152	118	25	9
832	Fall of civilization is in the air.	1.2829	0.04517	152	117	27	8
833	Since you do not seem to mind, we will gather your tree people's children and take them to our planet.	1.2829	0.04320	152	115	31	6
834	We were instructed to go to earth and pillage and rake.	1.2826	0.04931	138	108	21	9
835	I don't know what an inferior life form would do, but we like to make a big pile and jump in it.	1.2826	0.05038	138	109	19	10
836	This is the Fourth Kind.	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
837	The message we received was a request from someone named Trump, who promised we would be paid upfront. Where is he?	1.2824	0.04587	170	135	22	13
838	We got community service for buzzing a plane.	1.2822	0.04481	163	127	26	10
839	We exceeded our abduction quota and have been ordered to do community service.	1.2821	0.04619	156	122	24	10
840	First we rake, then we annihilate.	1.2821	0.04708	156	123	22	11
841	I am one of an interstellar crew sent to clean Earth, may I rid you of this pitiful thing?	1.2818	0.04169	181	140	31	10
842	Business is picking up.	1.2815	0.04661	135	103	26	6
843	Now that you’ve captured it, how long before you eat it?	1.2812	0.04449	160	124	27	9
844	How can humans live with this mess?	1.2812	0.04268	160	122	31	7
845	We needed salad fixins	1.2812	0.04536	160	125	25	10
846	We wanted the full experience of gravity.	1.2812	0.04536	160	125	25	10
847	Can you recommend a different month to take over?	1.2812	0.04449	160	124	27	9
848	Only you can prevent forest fires.	1.2809	0.04138	178	137	32	9
849	Its like the Peace Corps but on an inter-stellar scale.	1.2808	0.04427	146	111	29	6
850	Ok,I’ll say it-take me to your weeder..	1.2808	0.05120	146	118	15	13
851	Can you spare a bag?	1.2803	0.04223	157	119	32	6
852	Take me to your compost heap.	1.2802	0.04000	182	139	35	8
853	Alien, yes. Illegal, no.	1.2800	0.04646	150	117	24	9
854	Our captain is a real fussbudget about leaving a place the way we found it.	1.2800	0.04337	175	137	27	11
855	We film this afternoon.	1.2800	0.04741	150	118	22	10
856	Well it's our universe too.	1.2798	0.04381	168	131	27	10
857	We said "We come in peace. Not we wanna rake leaves"	1.2798	0.04619	168	134	21	13
858	We clean up after our masters, just like you do.	1.2798	0.04381	168	131	27	10
859	We flew in through Mexico	1.2795	0.04511	161	126	25	10
860	We're going to burn all of them in the sun.	1.2795	0.04511	161	126	25	10
861	The tractor beam is broken.	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
862	Your planet has too many chores.	1.2794	0.04512	136	103	28	5
863	It's called Project One Giant Leaf for Mankind.	1.2794	0.04631	136	104	26	6
864	We’re just out here doing good works in the glory of our lord and savior, Dog	1.2788	0.04755	165	133	18	14
865	Of course we know about leaf blowers. We're just too advanced a species to want to use them.	1.2786	0.04974	140	111	19	10
866	I bought this rake with my Roundup settlement.	1.2785	0.04294	158	121	30	7
867	We were told to bring the fall of the human race.	1.2785	0.04825	158	127	18	13
868	It is the only work we can get, we’re illegal aliens.	1.2785	0.04478	158	123	26	9
869	Yes, we are from another planet or something !	1.2784	0.04162	176	136	31	9
870	It's part of my intergalactic court ordered community service.	1.2784	0.04162	176	136	31	9
871	We believe a little manual labor helps build some community pride and gets them back on the right path.	1.2782	0.04573	133	101	27	5
872	We get extra credit at school for cleaning up neglected solar systems.	1.2782	0.04695	133	102	25	6
873	We prefer to be called undocumented immigrants.	1.2782	0.05158	133	106	17	10
874	Your lawn is too much of an eyesore on our planet.	1.2781	0.04522	151	117	26	8
875	I truly hope you plan to clean up after your tree ?	1.2781	0.04713	151	119	22	10
876	Just tidying up a bit before we move in.	1.2781	0.04194	169	130	31	8
877	Don't complain. We have to pick up the tree poop.	1.2778	0.04312	162	125	29	8
878	Being an illegal alien in New York isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.	1.2778	0.04400	162	126	27	9
879	We need them for pants	1.2778	0.04654	162	129	21	12
880	This is the only planet where money grows on trees.	1.2778	0.04772	144	113	22	9
881	We're not illegal aliens; we have work visas.	1.2778	0.04487	162	127	25	10
882	For just the small price of letting us take over your planet, we will rake your lawn for you	1.2775	0.04127	173	133	32	8
883	People keep telling us "Leave!" Is this what they mean?	1.2775	0.04208	173	134	30	9
884	How did you think they were getting back on the trees?	1.2774	0.04803	155	124	19	12
885	It’s for the invasion, we need a place to land	1.2770	0.04479	148	114	27	7
886	Why are we here? My wife has been complaining about these leaves for 186,000,000 light years.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
887	You’re lucky we don’t have a burn permit.	1.2769	0.04762	130	100	24	6
888	You have a very messy planet.	1.2767	0.04271	159	122	30	7
889	It's step one of our community enrichment project.	1.2766	0.04040	141	104	35	2
890	And to think some people don't want hard working Aliens to gain citizenship	1.2766	0.04254	188	149	26	13
891	Work release.	1.2763	0.04778	152	121	20	11
892	No we’re not illegal, we’re here on work visas.” John Schantz, Nazareth, P	1.2763	0.04592	152	119	24	9
893	We use them for money back home	1.2763	0.04298	152	116	30	6
894	OK,which one of you peed on our fuel source?	1.2763	0.04778	152	121	20	11
895	Inter-planetary Community Service	1.2762	0.04439	181	145	22	14
896	This is our food supply for the 100 light year trip home and we don’t appreciate your dog pooping in it.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
897	Yes, we have green cards.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
898	Oh, just a few souvenirs, You know, before the whole ecosystem collapses.	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
899	And the judge would've made it 50 hours, but the abductee didn't remember much, and the drive from Proxima Centauri alone–	1.2759	0.03856	174	131	38	5
900	We were sent to clean up Uranus. This isn't Uranus?	1.2759	0.04843	145	115	20	10
901	May I pet your little furry slave, Earthling?	1.2756	0.04416	156	121	27	8
902	Unlike him we'll leave nothing behind but our footprints.	1.2756	0.04508	156	122	25	9
903	We're searching for any signs of intelligent life.	1.2756	0.05084	127	100	19	8
904	Technically, we're NOT illegal.	1.2754	0.04132	167	128	32	7
905	We don’t just invade, we clean too.	1.2754	0.04132	167	128	32	7
906	I understand now why my buddies opted to crash in New Mexico	1.2754	0.04132	167	128	32	7
907	After generations of probing, we thought it was time to give back.	1.2754	0.04212	138	103	32	3
908	First we rake Manhattan, then we rake Berlin	1.2754	0.04335	138	104	30	4
909	It's our version of pickleball.	1.2754	0.04335	138	104	30	4
910	We come in peace to take the jobs earthlings don’t want.	1.2754	0.04335	138	104	30	4
911	Can we see your leader now?	1.2754	0.04687	138	107	24	7
912	How were we supposed to know we were speeding?	1.2752	0.04748	149	118	21	10
913	We’re first year Crop circle students…	1.2752	0.04843	149	119	19	11
914	We don't have leaves on our planet, so this is entertaining therapy for us.	1.2750	0.04517	160	126	24	10
915	We were sentenced to 300 hours of community service for accidentally vaporizing Memphis.	1.2750	0.04603	160	127	22	11
916	The good news is we're cleaning up the planet...	1.2749	0.04470	171	136	23	12
917	You're welcome, but you Earthlings need a lot more from us than help with the yardwork.	1.2748	0.05089	131	104	18	9
918	Money grows on trees.	1.2745	0.04840	153	123	18	12
919	On my home planet, I am a molecular biologist.	1.2745	0.04172	153	116	32	5
920	Look we’re just trying to fit in!	1.2744	0.04438	164	129	25	10
921	I expected something else when they said exchange program.	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
922	Thank you for walking our dinner.	1.2741	0.05197	135	109	15	11
923	We charge twenty-five an hour, but free if you go on a little trip.	1.2741	0.04980	135	107	19	9
924	Lost my ring.	1.2740	0.04813	146	116	20	10
925	I said, “take me to your leader”. Next thing I know they offer me a below rate mortgage loan and this fixer-upper.	1.2739	0.04483	157	123	25	9
926	We just couldn't watch you humans any longer, we had to come clean up your mess.	1.2739	0.04103	157	119	33	5
927	Ya, since we only took non-human specimens, we got off with community service.	1.2738	0.04444	168	133	24	11
928	Take me to your leaf shredder.	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
929	The other end is the probe	1.2734	0.04544	139	107	26	6
930	We try to never miss the fall colors.	1.2734	0.04428	139	106	28	5
931	Once we are done with your lawn, would you like to take advantage of our introductory rectal probe offer?	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
932	Mars needs mulch.	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
933	Mulch fuels our spaceship. Guess you guys haven’t figured that out.	1.2733	0.04720	150	119	21	10
934	We also offer roof repairs.	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
935	To make a big pile, of course.	1.2733	0.04720	150	119	21	10
936	Sure, the tractor beam is fine, but it's nice to work with your hands.	1.2733	0.04405	161	126	26	9
937	Have you seen a pair of UFO keys?	1.2727	0.04778	143	113	21	9
938	Without immigrant labor, you wouldn't even have crop circles.	1.2727	0.04066	165	126	33	6
939	Hard work is not alien to us.	1.2727	0.04347	143	109	29	5
940	The work isn't too bad but the commute is awful	1.2727	0.04414	165	130	25	10
941	We need gas money to get home.	1.2727	0.04821	132	103	22	7
942	'Move along, nothing to see here."	1.2727	0.04445	154	120	26	8
943	On our planet all the jobs were taken by AI.	1.2727	0.04347	143	109	29	5
944	Raking? No, it's just a cover. We are really here for pumpkin spice season."	1.2727	0.04539	154	121	24	9
945	Good luck finding manual laborers locally.	1.2727	0.04148	154	117	32	5
946	Ask your leader to buy a leaf blower.	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
947	What do you mean that your vehicles aren't powered by leaves?	1.2727	0.04497	165	131	23	11
948	The next lesson is on making crop circles	1.2722	0.04367	158	123	27	8
949	Another crude joke about illegal aliens stealing your jobs? Thanks Gary	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
950	Immigration Reform has created wonderful opportunities for us	1.2721	0.04685	147	116	22	9
951	If we had known about the leaves, we would have gone with Mars.	1.2721	0.04482	147	114	26	7
952	Oh, thanks for bringing us a snack!	1.2721	0.04975	147	119	16	12
953	I thought that your species is too advanced for a 'Rake Me To Your Leader' gag.	1.2721	0.04685	147	116	22	9
954	crispy, colorful and edible, what more could you ask for?	1.2721	0.04605	136	105	25	6
955	Our leader told us to come down and clean up this planet.	1.2721	0.04947	136	108	19	9
956	Our leader is a golden retriever and she just loves to roll around in these things.	1.2721	0.04485	136	104	27	5
957	We’re not illegal aliens. We’re extraterrestrial landscapers.	1.2720	0.05128	125	99	18	8
958	We will dispose of the bodies respectfully.	1.2716	0.04467	162	128	24	10
959	Greetings. We come to rake leaves.	1.2716	0.04292	162	126	28	8
960	For the love of God, where are the Reese's Pieces?	1.2715	0.04785	151	121	19	11
961	We are leaving, as you asked	1.2715	0.04299	151	116	29	6
962	You people are so messy.	1.2715	0.04401	151	117	27	7
963	And I’m not spanish	1.2715	0.04299	151	116	29	6
964	Do I look Mexican?	1.2714	0.04738	140	110	22	8
965	You're the third guy who's offered me Reese's Pieces.	1.2714	0.04516	140	108	26	6
966	We’re tidying up the place for when the rest of us get here	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
967	They're a true delicacy, and you guys just blow them away.	1.2713	0.05014	129	102	19	8
968	Ours is a superior form of cosmic recycling: you mulch; we eat 'em.	1.2712	0.04045	177	137	32	8
969	We're heading back to space. The raking looked like more fun from a distance.	1.2711	0.04044	166	127	33	6
970	Seriously? I give you only one question and you ask how we go tinkle?	1.2710	0.04419	155	121	26	8
971	Who the hell's in charge here?!	1.2710	0.04513	155	122	24	9
972	A. I ? Of course.. took over. We work for them now . Same thing will happen to you guys.	1.2710	0.04513	155	122	24	9
973	Yes, we used to abduct humans. But leaves work better for composting.	1.2708	0.04749	144	114	21	9
974	It's the only work we can get without green cards.	1.2708	0.04645	144	113	23	8
975	Strictly rakes, sir. We consider leaf-blowers to be alien technology.	1.2708	0.04431	144	111	27	6
976	It’s part of our new PR campaign.	1.2708	0.04540	144	112	25	7
977	In Roswell we weren't asked to do this type of work!	1.2708	0.04850	144	115	19	10
978	Hey, it's a living.	1.2707	0.04668	133	103	24	6
979	Community Service. We are just cleaning this planet up for the next round of inhabitants.	1.2706	0.04476	170	136	22	12
980	We're just trying to give a little something back, ya know?	1.2704	0.04155	159	122	31	6
981	If we plant these seeds, how soon can we expect a crop of puppies?	1.2701	0.04915	137	109	19	9
982	We’re an advanced species—no leaf blowers.	1.2701	0.04457	137	105	27	5
983	Tell me more. Our people know nothing of this "leaf blower" you describe.	1.2701	0.04804	137	108	21	8
984	We gave you the pyramids, IA, and community service.	1.2699	0.04443	163	129	24	10
985	Don't be shocked, there's a tradition of aliens doing menial labor.	1.2699	0.04357	163	128	26	9
986	You need to keep this planet clean, and that includes your pet!	1.2698	0.04565	126	96	26	4
987	We’re from outer space, and we’re here to help.	1.2698	0.04835	126	98	22	6
988	We saw that you were not taking proper care of your planet.	1.2698	0.04965	126	99	20	7
989	We're trying to keep a neat galaxy around here.	1.2697	0.04172	152	116	31	5
990	Please tell me you are picking up your dog's poop.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
991	Does walking a dog pay better than raking leaves? Our space ship broke down.	1.2695	0.04599	141	110	24	7
992	We were just leaving."	1.2695	0.04815	141	112	20	9
993	We hear it prevents forest fires.	1.2695	0.04488	141	109	26	6
994	We're gathering our people	1.2695	0.04529	167	134	21	12
995	We can't believe you just let hard drugs lie around on the ground like this.	1.2695	0.04367	167	132	25	10
996	We’re doing the work your citizens do not want.	1.2692	0.04842	156	127	16	13
997	We prefer "unidentified anomalous phenomena."	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
998	We may be alien workers, but we DO have a temporary work visa.	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
999	We are part of the new illegal alien work program.	1.2692	0.04487	156	123	24	9
1000	What? Your money actually doesn't grow on trees??	1.2692	0.04734	130	101	23	6
1001	And the job pays well, but it’s a bit of a commute.	1.2690	0.04617	145	114	23	8
1002	We haven't used leaf blowers for light years."	1.2690	0.04617	145	114	23	8
1003	Don’t worry, we will attend to their burial with care.	1.2690	0.04512	145	113	25	7
1004	we'll take care of the leaves if you'll start picking up after your dog.	1.2688	0.04036	160	122	33	5
1005	In my world, anything that grows on trees is money.	1.2687	0.04757	134	105	22	7
1006	Ah, the simple life... form.	1.2685	0.04629	149	118	22	9
1007	We're still deciding between apple picking, antiquing, or abduction.	1.2683	0.04333	164	129	26	9
1008	We come in peace, but we draw the line; you pick it up.	1.2683	0.04585	164	132	20	12
1009	We have alien work visas	1.2682	0.04083	179	140	30	9
1010	What's up with all the litter?	1.2681	0.04429	138	106	27	5
1011	I don't care what the ordinance says—we're burning them.	1.2680	0.04350	153	119	27	7
1012	We are not taking jobs away from Americans. We're volunteers.	1.2680	0.04148	153	117	31	5
1013	Pasábamos por aquí.	1.2680	0.04729	153	123	19	11
1014	Just wanted to thank you for picking up your dog’s poop last week.	1.2679	0.04505	168	135	21	12
1015	We’ll also walk dogs.	1.2676	0.04679	142	112	22	8
1016	We're trying to be culturally appropriate using these rakes, but I hope you're aware our own methods would compost every leaf in your world in five seconds.	1.2675	0.04553	157	125	22	10
1017	Our entire civilization is fueled by leaves, but we're running low.	1.2675	0.04179	157	121	30	6
1018	Once we fill up with leaves we'll be out of here.	1.2675	0.04080	157	120	32	5
1019	Hola señor.	1.2675	0.04275	157	122	28	7
1020	Which of you is top dog in your pecking order?	1.2671	0.04485	146	114	25	7
1021	We came, we saw, we're leaving.	1.2671	0.04589	146	115	23	8
1022	Yeah, the local prison shut down so they sent us in.	1.2671	0.04269	146	112	29	5
1023	And we snowplow in the winter.	1.2671	0.04110	161	124	31	6
1024	Have you tried the lasagna at Antonella’s on 5th St….it’s out of this world.	1.2671	0.04110	161	124	31	6
1025	We came, we cleaned, we conquered.	1.2667	0.04135	165	128	30	7
1026	Because raking draws less attention than the leaf blower.	1.2667	0.04213	180	143	26	11
1027	Our wives are into scrapbooking.	1.2667	0.04300	150	116	28	6
1028	I was taking to the dog.	1.2667	0.05065	135	109	16	10
1029	We are trying to improve our image through public service.	1.2667	0.04841	135	107	20	8
1030	We still haven't found any signs of intelligent life.	1.2667	0.04504	150	118	24	8
1031	We flew 8 million light years to get here. But sure...we'll wait more 20 minutes so your housing association doesn't fine us for starting work before 9am.	1.2667	0.04841	135	107	20	8
1032	We're performing intergalactic community service."	1.2663	0.03801	169	128	37	4
1033	Oh, come on. You don’t think we mulch in space?	1.2662	0.04517	154	122	23	9
1034	We are researchers at the University of Wisconsin and the University of Washington. We have been running the voting process for the past eight years and would like to hear your feedback regarding the raking contest	1.2662	0.04879	154	126	15	13
1035	School project.	1.2662	0.04517	154	122	23	9
1036	Yes, the inflation really was that bad.	1.2662	0.04401	139	107	27	5
1037	You think this is trouble - where we come from we also have to glue them back on.	1.2662	0.04281	139	106	29	4
1038	We've been sent to clean up your mess.	1.2659	0.04251	173	137	26	10
1039	Do you know where we can get lemonade?	1.2658	0.04437	158	125	24	9
1040	I’ll admit the prices are astronomical, but it’s honest work.	1.2658	0.04155	158	122	30	6
1041	I don’t understand why you people leave all these delicious snacks just laying around.	1.2657	0.04543	143	112	24	7
1042	We heard you hire aliens	1.2657	0.04543	143	112	24	7
1043	So it’s a deal. All the secrets of the universe for one leaf blower.	1.2654	0.04447	162	129	23	10
1044	Despite what you are thinking we are not all rakists .	1.2653	0.04761	147	118	19	10
1045	We're creating crop circles, not crap circles! Walk your dog somewhere else.	1.2652	0.04265	181	145	24	12
1046	We'll be taking over in the spring and we want it to be assimilation-ready.	1.2652	0.04545	132	102	25	5
1047	The HOA sent us.	1.2652	0.04670	132	103	23	6
1048	We have met the enemy -- and they are you.	1.2651	0.04371	166	132	24	10
1049	Do your kids jump in them too"?	1.2651	0.04371	166	132	24	10
1050	We heard you needed help cleaning up your planet.	1.2649	0.04275	151	117	28	6
1051	These are actually a delicacy in mars	1.2649	0.04670	151	121	20	10
1052	Excuse me, sir. Would you say we are raking ‘leafs’ or ‘leaves’	1.2649	0.04378	151	118	26	7
1053	We have come to rid humankind of those obnoxious, earsplitting LEAF BLOWERS!	1.2647	0.04695	136	107	22	7
1054	We don't have a real Fall in Roswell.	1.2645	0.04202	155	120	29	6
1055	The area has been slated for demolition next month.	1.2645	0.04202	155	120	29	6
1056	We come in peace, but with staggering OCD.	1.2643	0.04821	140	112	19	9
1057	If Bella poops in our yard again, she’ll be the flying object.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1058	Tell your leader to poop in his own yard.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1059	Take me to whoever can sign off our community service hours.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1060	Tell your wife Karen, we’re legal, have green cards, pay our taxes.	1.2643	0.04821	140	112	19	9
1061	We came for Halloween and now we can't leave.	1.2643	0.04489	140	109	25	6
1062	We’re collecting leaves for the kids’ art projects.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1063	First, if you can't speed in outer space, where can you speed? Second, doesn't 'community service' imply your own community?	1.2639	0.04725	144	115	20	9
1064	Someone has to do it	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1065	We're short on mulch.	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1066	Once we get our green card we can find work as dentists.	1.2639	0.04621	144	114	22	8
1067	No, the probe's larger	1.2639	0.04406	144	112	26	6
1068	Yes, on the books.	1.2639	0.04180	144	110	30	4
1069	Take a picture, it'll last longer.	1.2636	0.04194	129	97	30	2
1070	We have to do acts of service to become Eagle Nebula Scouts.	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
1071	I expected the fall of mankind to be more fun.	1.2635	0.04219	148	114	29	5
1072	It's our annual 'Help Save a Desparate Planet' week. The first stage is purely for show.	1.2635	0.04431	148	116	25	7
1073	Human, just let us enjoy Earth day without a lecture on cultural appropriation.	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
1074	We're the legal alien yard crew.	1.2632	0.04041	152	116	32	4
1075	We strive to leave this planet a little cleaner than how we found it.	1.2632	0.04879	133	106	19	8
1076	There's not a lot of opportunities for immigrants.	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
1077	Management said the acquisition can't go through until we clean this place up.	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
1078	Back on our planet we use blowers for these things.	1.2632	0.04028	171	133	31	7
1079	It's part of the city's outreach program.	1.2632	0.04451	152	120	24	8
1080	We got caught going warp 50 in a warp 20 school zone and got sentenced to community service.	1.2628	0.04179	156	121	29	6
1081	We are legal aliens just trying to make a living	1.2628	0.04179	156	121	29	6
1082	We got 40 hours of Community Service.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1083	I know what you're thinking, but we have no interest in being taken to your Weeder.	1.2628	0.04428	137	106	26	5
1084	Show you my what??	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1085	What kind of harvesting were you hoping for?	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1086	Believe it or not, we take Apple Pay.	1.2628	0.04665	137	108	22	7
1087	Hola,I'm Aliendro.Donde es Home Depot	1.2628	0.04548	137	107	24	6
1088	Does it not walk on its own?	1.2627	0.05025	118	93	19	6
1089	We're from Nevada, sir	1.2625	0.04388	160	127	24	9
1090	Clutter alienates us	1.2625	0.04205	160	125	28	7
1091	Your leaf bounty will feed our entire planet. Thank you.	1.2625	0.04205	160	125	28	7
1092	We need compost	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
1093	Ummm... here. Raised in Nevada but moved like 3 years ago. Where are you from?	1.2624	0.04683	141	112	21	8
1094	Well... If you won't take care of your planet, we will."	1.2624	0.04228	141	108	29	4
1095	So you're telling me you don't recognize Larry the Lawn King as your leader?	1.2624	0.04895	141	114	17	10
1096	It’s part of the Area 51 work-release program.	1.2623	0.05180	122	98	16	8
1097	The seasonal worker visa was the only gig we could get!	1.2621	0.04379	145	113	26	6
1098	Hey, Can You Act A Little Surprised?	1.2621	0.04487	145	114	24	7
1099	You're damn right, we're unionized!	1.2621	0.04797	145	117	18	10
1100	Your yard has some invasive species.	1.2621	0.04696	145	116	20	9
1101	We leaf in peace.	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
1102	Bring us to your Commissioner of Parks and Recreation.	1.2619	0.05186	126	102	15	9
1103	Where we come from, it’s always summer.	1.2619	0.04157	168	132	28	8
1104	We couldn’t stand watching you use those noisy and, frankly, harmful to your planet’s air quality leaf blowers anymore.	1.2617	0.04799	149	121	17	11
1105	We like to have the place well cleaned before we conquer and destroy.	1.2617	0.04606	149	119	21	9
1106	We miss the smell of burning leaves in the fall on Earth.	1.2615	0.04575	130	101	24	5
1107	Yes, those aliens are illegal.	1.2614	0.04425	153	121	24	8
1108	...and I'd appreciate it if you didn't refer to us as "illegal aliens"!	1.2614	0.04708	153	124	18	11
1109	You humans can’t do the simplest things.	1.2612	0.04228	134	102	29	3
1110	Little Green Men have little green thumbs.	1.2612	0.04609	134	105	23	6
1111	Damn Mexicans keep stealing our jobs!	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
1112	Gallactic work release. Beats breaking rocks on Mars.	1.2612	0.04486	134	104	25	5
1113	What did you expect? We're NOT from France.	1.2611	0.04253	157	123	27	7
1114	It's $150 for fall cleanup, plus the cost of intergalactic travel."	1.2611	0.04348	157	124	25	8
1115	We don’t understand why you leave all this gold lying around!	1.2611	0.04155	157	122	29	6
1116	Yep, ALL immigrants need to find a job.	1.2609	0.04279	138	106	28	4
1117	Cutbacks in crop circle department.	1.2609	0.04363	161	128	24	9
1118	Look just pick up your dog’s shit okay?	1.2606	0.04375	165	132	23	10
1119	We have to do community service for going over the Intergalactic limit of rectal probes.	1.2606	0.04701	165	136	15	14
1120	Well, you're obviously not going to do it and we're tired of looking out our window and seeing them.	1.2606	0.04545	142	112	23	7
1121	How much do you pay for old tennis balls?	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1122	It's all part of our new BE BEST campaign.	1.2606	0.04434	142	111	25	6
1123	I know that it’s Halloween, but we’re legit.	1.2605	0.05529	119	98	11	10
1124	Raking is sooo much less stressful than abducting.	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1125	Your kind wastes piles of perfectly good food!	1.2602	0.04876	123	97	20	6
1126	They misheard us. I said we needed a break.	1.2602	0.04447	123	94	26	3
1127	Did you really think that puny wall would keep us out?	1.2600	0.04863	150	123	15	12
1128	How much for the dog?	1.2600	0.04276	150	117	27	6
1129	We’re legal!	1.2600	0.04379	150	118	25	7
1130	This was your wife’s first request.	1.2600	0.04579	150	120	21	9
1131	We were extras in 'Moonraker'.	1.2598	0.05149	127	103	15	9
1132	I guess you could say we're "landed" immigrants.	1.2598	0.04900	127	101	19	7
1133	In order for us to fully know your species, we must understand even your futile ways.	1.2597	0.04495	154	123	22	9
1134	Yes, leaves are precious to us. Want to try and explain Bitcoin?	1.2595	0.05035	131	106	16	9
1135	Your species may not act upon this yet. But, keeping environments habitable is a universal idea.	1.2595	0.04917	131	105	18	8
1136	Halloween is over, what’s Halloween?	1.2595	0.05150	131	107	14	10
1137	Yes, the southern border is wide open.	1.2595	0.04796	131	104	20	7
1138	Your planet was such a mess it was starting to make us feel uncomfortable.	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
1139	Yes, we do the work no one wants to…	1.2593	0.04579	135	106	23	6
1140	Our sustainable UFO runs on dead leaves.	1.2593	0.04067	135	102	31	2
1141	Martian money, indeed. You’re sitting on a fortune here.	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
1142	You'd rather pick up poop than leaves?	1.2590	0.04490	139	109	24	6
1143	Take a blurry, grainy picture, it’ll last longer!	1.2587	0.04293	143	111	27	5
1144	With the climate changes headed your way, we decided to collect some souvenirs while we could.	1.2587	0.04293	143	111	27	5
1145	You should do a better job of cleaning up your tree-droppings.	1.2587	0.04406	143	112	25	6
1146	Is jumping in a pile of leaves worth it?	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1147	Take me to your gardener.	1.2586	0.05212	116	93	16	7
1148	The truth is that you are not willing to do this job yourselves.	1.2586	0.04916	116	91	20	5
1149	Intergalactic community service	1.2586	0.04761	116	90	22	4
1150	Crop circles are so 1990s.	1.2586	0.05066	116	92	18	6
1151	This is the fall of your civilization.	1.2585	0.04106	147	113	30	4
1152	Just tidying the place up before the rest get here.	1.2583	0.05090	120	96	17	7
1153	It's just a side gig. We took a gap year to do a bit of travelling, see the universe...	1.2583	0.04807	120	94	21	5
1154	You beings are an embarrassment to the wider universe.	1.2583	0.04648	151	122	19	10
1155	That’s right, I said that leaves are the most valuable resource in the universe.”	1.2581	0.04469	155	124	22	9
1156	Please help us. Our planet has run out of mulch.	1.2581	0.05105	124	100	16	8
1157	It's an alien approach to leaf-blowing.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1158	We come to harvest the fetuses we planted 9 months ago.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1159	We’ve been sent to clean up after you all. Seems you guys can’t take care of your planet.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1160	We are Ground Control. Are you the one called Major Tom?	1.2578	0.04866	128	102	19	7
1161	Wait, so…you don’t eat them?	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
1162	I told you it wasn't a probe!	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
1163	Take me to your leader. Actually, wait--what state are we in?	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1164	You think the leaves just disappear or something?	1.2576	0.04641	132	104	22	6
1165	Our civilization really took off once we banned leaf blowers.	1.2576	0.04764	132	105	20	7
1166	It was either this or the anal probe team. We picked this.”	1.2576	0.04884	132	106	18	8
1167	Your leaves are our currency.	1.2575	0.04244	167	133	25	9
1168	Last time we'll land in Texas and tell the cops we're Aliens	1.2574	0.05005	136	111	15	10
1169	We are not taking away your jobs.	1.2574	0.04428	136	106	25	5
1170	Environment? We have sex with these leaves...	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
1171	Can't we just beam them up?	1.2571	0.04102	140	107	30	3
1172	We were sentenced to 6000 years of community service.	1.2571	0.04345	140	109	26	5
1173	I’ll switch with you.	1.2571	0.04225	140	108	28	4
1174	It's more rewarding than doing crop circles.	1.2571	0.04225	140	108	28	4
1175	We eject them over the fence, into your neighbors yard.	1.2569	0.04700	144	116	19	9
1176	Where is Mar-a-Lago?	1.2569	0.04596	144	115	21	8
1177	We have a strict policy of "leave no trace" whenever we go on intergalactic camping trips.	1.2568	0.04193	148	115	28	5
1178	We heard that alien workers didn't need a green card here.	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
1179	Our planet runs on leaves	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
1180	We’re doing community service for making crop circles.	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
1181	And they’re going to give us each forty acres and a mule!	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
1182	No leaf blowers we're green.	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
1183	We'll need these, too.	1.2567	0.03779	187	146	34	7
1184	We thought Earth could use a lot of help, but we also didn't want to get too involved.	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
1185	We’re blending in.	1.2564	0.04403	117	89	26	2
1186	We're with the Quarks department.	1.2564	0.04726	117	91	22	4
1187	We put them in a big pile and burn them... And pretty much everything else.	1.2562	0.05052	121	97	17	7
1188	What? Did you think crop circles make themselves?	1.2562	0.04625	121	94	23	4
1189	We do all kinds of removals.	1.2561	0.04022	164	128	30	6
1190	Isn't there a better way?	1.2560	0.04806	125	99	20	6
1191	We like it much better than kale.	1.2560	0.04530	125	97	24	4
1192	The forest fires block our view.	1.2560	0.04939	125	100	18	7
1193	They’re called rakes. We don’t have leaf blowers where I come from.	1.2560	0.04049	168	132	29	7
1194	Mars needs leaves!	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1195	You earthlings and your parking ticket penalties!	1.2556	0.04851	133	107	18	8
1196	Got an extra bag? I think we landed in something.	1.2556	0.04967	133	108	16	9
1197	Leaves get in the way of the lasers.	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
1198	Your oak leaves are a very popular laxative on my planet.	1.2553	0.04870	141	115	16	10
1199	It's our community service. And if you don't want to get stuck doing the same thing, you'll pick up after that dog of yours!	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
1200	On our planet, leaf piles are the only place teenagers can go to make out.	1.2552	0.04353	145	114	25	6
1201	your dog used to be one of us.	1.2552	0.04009	145	111	31	3
1202	Please! There are some things we just won't clean up.	1.2552	0.04353	145	114	25	6
1203	Leaf blowers eventually destroyed our planet.	1.2550	0.04275	149	117	26	6
1204	I'll have you know I'm here on a visa.	1.2550	0.04483	149	119	22	8
1205	Leaves go great with dog.	1.2549	0.04402	153	122	23	8
1206	The leaves are our money, so we’re happy to take them.	1.2549	0.04402	153	122	23	8
1207	No, I don't speak Spanish. Do you speak Vbgrolzl?	1.2544	0.04955	114	90	19	5
1208	Today, your leaves. Tomorrow, your government."	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
1209	They'll hire anyone these days.	1.2542	0.04690	118	92	22	4
1210	We just discovered that the other end of our anal probe can be useful too	1.2541	0.05405	122	101	11	10
1211	We're not from the future. We're from Finland.	1.2541	0.05278	122	100	13	9
1212	There is no life on Mars.	1.2541	0.05148	122	99	15	8
1213	We need bio- fuel—its a plug in hybrid and we don’t have a tesla charger!	1.2538	0.04673	130	103	21	6
1214	We don't have trees back home. This is just fun for us.	1.2538	0.04799	130	104	19	7
1215	I know, they never mention the raking part.	1.2536	0.04720	138	111	19	8
1216	We also pick up cows for cash.	1.2536	0.04607	138	110	21	7
1217	We'll need your help putting these things back on the right trees	1.2536	0.04371	138	108	25	5
1218	You know, I was a psychiatrist back in Krypton.	1.2536	0.04491	138	109	23	6
1219	Did you forget your little green bag?	1.2536	0.04248	138	107	27	4
1220	Back in my galaxy, I was an engineer.	1.2536	0.04248	138	107	27	4
1221	It's for today only. We'll be back in 200 years.	1.2536	0.04491	138	109	23	6
1222	Intergalactic travel is easy. We still can't figure out rake technology.	1.2535	0.04406	142	112	24	6
1223	We take samples of every extinct civilization	1.2535	0.04734	142	115	18	9
1224	OK…most of the leaves are gone. Now take us to your weeder!	1.2535	0.04627	142	114	20	8
1225	I had a little accident. Do you happen to have an extra poop bag you could spare?	1.2535	0.04941	142	117	14	11
1226	O.K. So we're unregistered.	1.2535	0.04052	142	109	30	3
1227	Abducting these guys is a breeze.	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1228	On my planet we get 5 cents back for every leaf we return.	1.2534	0.04539	146	117	21	8
1229	Just a heads up Sir, do be careful - this IS what happens when you step on the pavement cracks	1.2533	0.04456	150	120	22	8
1230	We stopped using light sabers because the insurance costs are too high.	1.2532	0.04472	154	124	21	9
1231	Take us to your pumpkin spice mines.	1.2523	0.05194	111	89	16	6
1232	Our service includes free anal probes for you and your prisoner.	1.2523	0.05034	111	88	18	5
1233	Yeah, this racist New Yorker editor asked for a cartoon of aliens doing landscaping.	1.2522	0.05069	115	92	17	6
1234	Not only do we eat autumn leaves, we still play Roger Williams’ version.”	1.2522	0.05217	115	93	15	7
1235	All done here. Take me to YOUR leafer.	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1236	I hate making crop circles this time of year.	1.2520	0.04325	127	98	26	3
1237	Your leader said to “rake the forests.”	1.2520	0.04996	127	103	16	8
1238	We're minding our own business, and you bring that beast?!	1.2520	0.04325	127	98	26	3
1239	What's that, an AI rake?	1.2520	0.04605	127	100	22	5
1240	Yeah, it’s definitely been tough with all the “Area 51” talk going around. So we’re in the midst of a rebrand.	1.2520	0.04869	127	102	18	7
1241	On the ship, I was a proctologist.	1.2519	0.04766	131	105	19	7
1242	Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?	1.2519	0.05007	131	107	15	9
1243	Apparently humans don't know how to prevent forest fires so we came to show you how.	1.2519	0.04766	131	105	19	7
1244	For your sake, I hope you have the right take on "Eats, shoots and leaves."	1.2519	0.04888	131	106	17	8
1245	The whole Chinese balloon thing reaped havoc on our PR department, so we're trying to do little things here and there to boost our image.	1.2519	0.04169	135	104	28	3
1246	These precious leaves will evoke memories of what will be lost before your sun's light reaches our system.	1.2519	0.04786	135	109	18	8
1247	You earth people are really wasting a lot of natural fuel and relying on animals to pull you. But thank you for allowing us to get some fuel to get us home.	1.2519	0.04900	135	110	16	9
1248	When we’re done, we jump in the pile	1.2519	0.04669	135	108	20	7
1249	People told us to leaf.	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
1250	Forget what the X-files told you, we HAVE been out here, not out there.	1.2518	0.04343	139	109	25	5
1251	Yup, we're pretty advanced, just not leaf-blower advanced.	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1252	This is how we prepare to leave. Look, we have stupid rituals too.	1.2518	0.04800	139	113	17	9
1253	They lied and told us that if we relocated to Earth we'd be living in one of those maintenance free complexes	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1254	We're a universal company.	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1255	Green cards? We don't need no stinkin green cards!	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
1256	Our motto is: "Just Leaf it to us."	1.2518	0.04096	139	107	29	3
1257	You need the help.	1.2517	0.04379	143	113	24	6
1258	Take me to your compost pile.	1.2517	0.04265	143	112	26	5
1259	We've stopped using guns, tanks, warships, missiles, and leaf blowers.	1.2517	0.04190	147	115	27	5
1260	Where I come from, trees know to place their litter in the proper receptacle.	1.2517	0.04329	151	120	24	7
1261	Hey, we do the jobs you don't want to.	1.2516	0.04446	155	125	21	9
1262	No, we didn't come 10,000 light years to tidy up. We came for the acorns.	1.2516	0.04182	159	126	26	7
1263	We draw the line at pooper-scoopers.	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1264	You don’t need a college degree and the work is seasonal so we can cover the entire solar system.	1.2500	0.04217	132	102	27	3
1265	We're thinking of moving here.	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1266	Yeah, so, we do it for free but we post the videos on social media.	1.2500	0.04915	120	96	18	6
1267	Back on our home planet, we were celebrated physicists, but quantum theory doesn’t put food on the table.	1.2500	0.04570	144	116	20	8
1268	Just SO sick of leaf blowers!	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1269	Sorry… that’s our flat rate for the leaves. Crop circles are gonna cost you an extra 50.”	1.2500	0.04352	144	114	24	6
1270	We've seen how you work...eventually, you'd have us on the leash.	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
1271	Of course you'll have to pay us under the table . You understand , with "Immigration" and all !!	1.2500	0.04166	148	116	27	5
1272	Intergalactic community service looks great on a college application.	1.2500	0.04622	120	94	22	4
1273	Dead leaves are like Viagra on our planet. So come fall ,we tend to rise.	1.2500	0.04421	156	126	21	9
1274	We could hear the leaf-blowers from Alpha-Centauri.	1.2500	0.04467	120	93	24	3
1275	We figure we'd tidy up a bit before complete and total destruction.	1.2500	0.04548	140	112	21	7
1276	The reach of the HOA is greater than you can imagine.	1.2500	0.04734	132	106	19	7
1277	Fricking Neighborhood Association!	1.2500	0.04660	140	113	19	8
1278	Have you seen the moon? Of course we compost.	1.2500	0.04660	140	113	19	8
1279	We finally found a planet where money grows on trees.	1.2500	0.04462	144	115	22	7
1280	No, my name is not Fernando.	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
1281	Centuries ago, our kind outlawed leaf blowers as barbaric.	1.2500	0.04274	148	117	25	6
1282	What day does the green waste go out?	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1283	We like how they smell when we burn them.	1.2500	0.04854	132	107	17	8
1284	You get caught mutilating one cow and BAM! 10,000 hours of community service.	1.2500	0.05152	112	90	16	6
1285	We thought we should do what we could to help you Earthlings in your time of peril.	1.2500	0.04352	132	103	25	4
1286	Aliens? Yes. Illegal? Our attorneys say that's an unresolved legal question.	1.2484	0.04408	161	131	20	10
1287	Today your forests, tomorrow your oceans. You're welcome.	1.2484	0.04301	157	126	23	8
1288	We aren’t taking more crap..	1.2484	0.04176	153	121	26	6
1289	What's your problem? We are just gathering fuel for the spaceship!	1.2483	0.04354	149	119	23	7
1290	Your neighbor heard you'd hired some aliens to do your yardwork and he got the wrong idea.	1.2483	0.04646	145	118	18	9
1291	We've been sent to clean up your climate from the ground up.	1.2483	0.04098	145	113	28	4
1292	They’re worth a nickel apiece on Neptune.	1.2483	0.04646	145	118	18	9
1293	Advanced life forms did away with leaf blowers eons ago.	1.2483	0.04847	145	120	14	11
1294	Of course we do landscaping. We're illegal immigrants.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
1295	We specialize in odd jobs.	1.2482	0.04289	141	111	25	5
1296	Looks like someone forgot to read the fine print on their intergalactic travel package.	1.2482	0.04630	141	114	19	8
1297	All those tree droppings make it hard to find new dog nuggets.	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1298	Sorry to bother you, but we're a bit short on mulch up there.	1.2482	0.04835	137	112	16	9
1299	Is this what you mean by ground control?	1.2482	0.04490	137	109	22	6
1300	It's how we fuel the ship.	1.2481	0.04453	133	105	23	5
1301	We can't remember if they said Earth needs a bit of raking, or Earth needs obliterating. Anyway, we figure we'll just go with both."	1.2481	0.04938	133	109	15	9
1302	What, you thought they just blew away every year?	1.2481	0.04801	129	104	18	7
1303	To be honest, we prefer using lasers, but this seems more neighborly.	1.2481	0.04407	129	101	24	4
1304	The irony is we use them to power our death ray.	1.2479	0.05018	121	98	16	7
1305	We heard aliens working here can achieve upward mobility.	1.2479	0.04736	121	96	20	5
1306	Think of it as a Zen garden that needs constant work.	1.2479	0.04277	121	93	26	2
1307	We come, we rake, we leaf.	1.2479	0.05153	121	99	14	8
1308	Someone's got to clean up this planet.	1.2479	0.04879	121	97	18	6
1309	Immigrants; we get the job done.	1.2479	0.05153	121	99	14	8
1310	Next time, please make sure the landing pad is clear of obstructions.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1311	Hey, I'm one-armed too, but at least I rake.	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
1312	Then one day you wake up and realize that you're a suburban dad....	1.2478	0.05111	113	91	16	6
1313	What do you mean I need a SSN to work here?	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1314	Just thought we'd tidy up a bit before the invasion.	1.2468	0.04084	158	125	27	6
1315	Yea we did go to your leader,but he just handed us a rake and told us to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps.	1.2468	0.04352	154	124	22	8
1316	WOW, I thought human race was nothing but scary science fiction	1.2467	0.04628	150	123	17	10
1317	We're the only illegal aliens left.	1.2466	0.04299	146	116	24	6
1318	Aliens - they’re just like us !	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
1319	Where do we come from? The Home Depot parking lot.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1320	I told you I’m from here. What do you mean ‘but what’s your ethnicity?’	1.2464	0.04461	138	110	22	6
1321	We're still trying to identify them.	1.2464	0.04578	138	111	20	7
1322	Community service. Don't park in the middle of Central Park.	1.2463	0.04670	134	108	19	7
1323	When you wake up, all you'll remember is a big light and a leaf blower.	1.2463	0.04789	134	109	17	8
1324	Just wanted to spruce up a bit before we completely annhilate your planet."	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
1325	Your mop is working backwards human.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1326	We have OCD. We'll invade later.	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
1327	One small leaf for mars, one giant pile for mars-kind.	1.2462	0.04641	130	104	20	6
1328	We mastered interstellar travel but somehow neglected to invent the leaf blower".	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
1329	Our six week move-in plan turned into 6 months- that's what you get for invading a real fixer-upper.	1.2460	0.05000	126	103	15	8
1330	Area 51 doesn't clean itself.	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
1331	Oh, we're invading, and they said to "take as many leaves as possible." But maybe I heard wrong.	1.2460	0.04463	126	99	23	4
1332	I can't stand a dirty parking lot.	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
1333	We're collecting specimens of the smartest beings from your planet. ...Can I take your dog too?	1.2460	0.04603	126	100	21	5
1334	Allow me to get the one at your feet sir?	1.2460	0.04319	126	98	25	3
1335	It's hard to make crop circles in autumn	1.2460	0.04739	126	101	19	6
1336	Area 51 started a work release program.	1.2459	0.04701	122	97	20	5
1337	Take me to your leaf eater.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
1338	We have to leaf now.	1.2458	0.04805	118	94	19	5
1339	Trump said this will stop your forests from burning.	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
1340	What do you mean, you assumed our price would be cheaper?	1.2455	0.05354	110	90	13	7
1341	After a previous life of selfish debauchery; purgatory.	1.2455	0.04509	110	85	23	2
1342	We don’t have fall in Pluto but we do have rakes.	1.2454	0.04445	163	134	18	11
1343	Thanks for not picking up after your dog. We need the business.	1.2453	0.04158	159	127	25	7
1344	I’m pretty sure I said leader, not weeder.	1.2448	0.04351	143	114	23	6
1345	Yeah, I can't believe the price of gas either.	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
1346	On our planet we call them cash"	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
1347	Excuse me, hooman, can you please explain what "Huckleberry Finn" means?	1.2444	0.04394	135	107	23	5
1348	You know the dog is in charge, right?	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
1349	For us raking leaves is like you eating blueberries--self care.	1.2444	0.04639	135	109	19	7
1350	We have come to wed mail-order leaf blowers.	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
1351	Your leaves are a delicacy to us; minus the dog poop of course.	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
1352	Listen, we leave when we leave.	1.2443	0.04735	131	106	18	7
1353	The only job openings for illegal aliens is in gardening.	1.2443	0.04480	131	104	22	5
1354	Since you obviously have no leader, we decided to rake leaves.	1.2441	0.04706	127	102	19	6
1355	Well, somebody has to do it.	1.2441	0.04432	127	100	23	4
1356	Technologically speaking, we're not as advanced as you might think.	1.2439	0.04944	123	100	16	7
1357	Yours seems to be dropping more than it picks up.	1.2439	0.04372	123	96	24	3
1358	This is currency where we come from!	1.2437	0.04769	119	95	19	5
1359	Put on pants? Why?	1.2437	0.04916	119	96	17	6
1360	What can I say? It's just a bad time to be looking for jobs in tech.	1.2436	0.04003	156	123	28	5
1361	You may not want fallen leaves but it is valuable currency to us	1.2435	0.04383	115	89	24	2
1362	Is hard work really that alien to you?	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
1363	Somebody's gotta do it!	1.2432	0.04826	111	88	19	4
1364	Since we are illegal aliens this is the best job we could find.	1.2432	0.04247	148	118	24	6
1365	Uh, do you have maybe ANOTHER leader?	1.2431	0.04434	144	116	21	7
1366	We already tried the tractor beam.	1.2431	0.04324	144	115	23	6
1367	Alien work release?	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
1368	Without a green card, it's hard to find a regular job.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1369	Fear not. Only want fallen vascular plant appendages. Your pumpkin spice latte medicinals remain safe.	1.2430	0.04940	107	85	18	4
1370	Actually, it was leafblowers that made us leave our home planet	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
1371	Don't even think about it.	1.2426	0.04366	136	108	23	5
1372	Your planet is very messy.	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1373	This is why we don't visit you guys."	1.2424	0.04824	132	108	16	8
1374	How would you like to pay?	1.2424	0.04182	132	103	26	3
1375	In our planet, composting conveys social status.	1.2424	0.04450	132	105	22	5
1376	It's win-win: you don't need to rake, and it's enough organic fuel to get us away from this disappointing planet.	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
1377	They are Truffles to us.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
1378	Who do you think rakes Finland’s forests?	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
1379	Why don't humans clean up their own dog poop?	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1380	We’re studying all your strange behaviors.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1381	How big does the pile need to be before you jump in it?	1.2419	0.04908	124	101	16	7
1382	We're from a remote area in Nevada. Fall leaves were never a thing.	1.2417	0.04427	120	94	23	3
1383	Where I come from these are worth beyond all rational measure.	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
1384	We thought we’d make the crop circles a little more festive this year.	1.2417	0.04879	120	97	17	6
1385	We make circles out of these after crop season has ended.	1.2417	0.04583	120	95	21	4
1386	We couldn't just leave them.	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
1387	These specimen are quite rare, apparently they descend once a year?	1.2417	0.05158	120	99	13	8
1388	For a fall clean-up we charge $10. For an intergalactic ride that will blow your mind and from which you and your dog may not return? We can do that for $7.	1.2417	0.05423	120	101	9	10
1389	I bet you'd like to know what we do with them.	1.2414	0.04297	145	116	23	6
1390	We’re working on our gardening badge.	1.2414	0.04839	116	93	18	5
1391	Let's pretend this never happened!	1.2414	0.04514	145	118	19	8
1392	I get it. It shocks me, too, how fast the seasons change.	1.2414	0.04407	145	117	21	7
1393	That'll be five bucks per pile.	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
1394	A little exercise after being cooped up for light years.	1.2411	0.04817	141	117	14	10
1395	Our mission was clear: "Get-their-leave-know-human-alive" Wait, what do you mean polysemous and punctuation?	1.2411	0.04138	141	111	26	4
1396	We're just trying to fit in.	1.2411	0.04438	112	87	23	2
1397	On our planet this is a contact sport.	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
1398	Nothing to see here...just borrowing some leaves.	1.2409	0.04578	137	111	19	7
1399	This is our court ordered community service, for mutilating all those cows and ruining all those corn fields	1.2409	0.04459	137	110	21	6
1400	Biden invited us.	1.2409	0.04578	137	111	19	7
1401	No need to mention this to your wife.	1.2407	0.04089	162	130	25	7
1402	As the species that invented the so-called "Leaf Blower", I really don’t think you are in a position to critique.	1.2407	0.05073	108	87	16	5
1403	The next phase of our assault is to wash all of your vehicles…by hand.	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1404	Lord Xayvion said that if we manually arrange the organic detritus in piles, we get to try something called a “pumpkin spice latte.”	1.2406	0.04547	133	107	20	6
1405	I bet you can’t de-leaf this.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
1406	Our lawn service team only picks up leaves.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
1407	We’re leaving.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
1408	No, we didn't even notice Trump's border wall.	1.2403	0.04894	129	106	15	8
1409	We've decided to form a union.	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1410	I'm just glad we didn't get stuck with the pooper-scooping.	1.2403	0.04894	129	106	15	8
1411	Since they built a wall on both borders, the hired help has to come from further afield!	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
1412	Takes a while to get here but our yard service is stellar.	1.2403	0.04371	129	102	23	4
1413	On our planet, this is foreplay.	1.2403	0.04640	129	104	19	6
1414	It turns out your leader is very persuasive.	1.2400	0.04505	150	123	18	9
1415	Blblblbl.	1.2400	0.04738	125	101	18	6
1416	Flying without a license	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1417	First, we capture hearts and minds.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1418	Once the immigration court let us stay this was the best job we could get.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1419	Our hourly rate is not bad. Its the transportation that hikes up the cost.	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1420	The leaf blowers finally ran out of fossil fuels.	1.2395	0.04092	167	135	24	8
1421	We need some fiber.	1.2394	0.03989	142	111	28	3
1422	It's not cleaning up nuclear waste but it still helps.	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1423	We're from the planet Leafless.	1.2391	0.04430	138	111	21	6
1424	I'm as conflicted about outsourcing as you are.	1.2391	0.04663	138	113	17	8
1425	Yet another undocumented alien doing landscaping.	1.2389	0.04749	113	90	19	4
1426	Where we come from, they're a delicacy.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
1427	Leaves clog the thrusters.	1.2388	0.04759	134	110	16	8
1428	You should see the biofuel prices in our world!	1.2388	0.04517	134	108	20	6
1429	And then we just leave. Any questions?	1.2385	0.04681	109	86	20	3
1430	Hey buddy. Wanna make an easy 50 zilgs?	1.2385	0.04202	130	102	25	3
1431	We take working vacations helping less advanced planets.	1.2384	0.04276	151	122	22	7
1432	It’s ok. We have visas.	1.2381	0.04594	105	82	21	2
1433	We're part of a prison work program. You don't wanna know what we did.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1434	They are great for garnish .	1.2381	0.04245	147	118	23	6
1435	And you are wondering why we don't visit more often?	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
1436	He said if we raked these leaves he would take us to his leader	1.2381	0.04567	126	101	20	5
1437	We are seeking mulch. Are you mulch?	1.2381	0.04977	105	84	17	4
1438	Community Service. Punishment for all those anal probes.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1439	Remember us from last year?	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1440	And these leaf-blowers you speak of run on gas, spoil tranquility, and use only 90% of the time spent raking? Truly we have found an advanced civilization.	1.2381	0.05093	126	105	12	9
1441	You put them in a big white cloth sack and then what do you do with them	1.2381	0.04967	126	104	14	8
1442	Thank you for not letting your dog poop before we did raked the leaves.	1.2378	0.04321	143	115	22	6
1443	I'm legal, I have a green card.	1.2377	0.04946	122	100	15	7
1444	It’s our punishment for going faster than the speed of light.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
1445	Take us to your leafers.	1.2377	0.04363	122	96	23	3
1446	Court-ordered galaxy service	1.2377	0.04664	122	98	19	5
1447	We aren’t taking any crap	1.2377	0.04807	122	99	17	6
1448	We were replaced by CGI Martian's. You believe that? Well, work is work.	1.2377	0.04807	122	99	17	6
1449	Rake me to your leader.	1.2374	0.04402	139	112	21	6
1450	This HOA means business, huh?	1.2374	0.04402	139	112	21	6
1451	Take only humans, leave only footprints.	1.2374	0.04633	139	114	17	8
1452	We're trying our best to go undetected.	1.2373	0.04611	118	94	20	4
1453	We were only going 10 miles over the speed of light.” Isha Bøhling, London. U	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1454	Trying to leave your world a better place.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
1455	We are finding a lot of “dog poop” !	1.2370	0.04100	135	106	26	3
1456	Collect yourselves and leave? I told them collect themselves some leaves. No ears you know.	1.2370	0.04727	135	111	16	8
1457	Your wife said the whole universe knows you can't keep up with the lawn.	1.2370	0.04487	135	109	20	6
1458	They’re high fiber.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
1459	Can I give you my universal business cards?	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
1460	Sorry, we only do leaves. The guys from Venus have pooper scooper duty.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1461	It is the only job we could get with an alien green card.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1462	Yep sonny, it ain’t your imagination!	1.2368	0.05031	114	93	15	6
1463	I said "Take me to your leader" not "Can we rake your leaves, sir".	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1464	We can do yours next. We take Apple Pay and Venmo.	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1465	They taste like caviar to us. Why do you ask?	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
1466	It’s community service for kidnapping Elvis.	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
1467	Hey Zyxopos,are these things debris or are we just collecting those crinkly brown things?	1.2366	0.04703	131	107	17	7
1468	We lost a bet with XRZ2 in sector 4	1.2366	0.04174	131	103	25	3
1469	Our money grows on trees.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
1470	It became obvious that nobody from your planet was going to clean up the mess you have made.	1.2365	0.04219	148	119	23	6
1471	Hey brother, can you spare some change? I need to phone home.	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
1472	Yeah, we all got 40 light years community service.	1.2364	0.05314	110	91	12	7
1473	You need to pick up, we've stepped on three in the last 5 minutes.	1.2362	0.04671	127	103	18	6
1474	Forgot to take your pills again?	1.2362	0.04671	127	103	18	6
1475	Beccause we already tried Pickleball.	1.2362	0.04535	127	102	20	5
1476	Intergalactic community service: Because Earth doesn't clean itself!	1.2362	0.04251	127	100	24	3
1477	Yeah, I know you call it fall but gravity sucks.	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
1478	So I said to her, “Can’t we just harness the magnetic field and manipulate the laws of propulsion to teleport them to the landfill?” But, she was right. It really is a good workout for your core.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1479	After 787,224 reconnaissance trips we finally confirmed that it was safe for yard work.	1.2362	0.04803	127	104	16	7
1480	We lost a bet. We have to go to Uranus next.”	1.2361	0.04515	144	118	18	8
1481	Sorry but we do not do poop	1.2358	0.04556	106	83	21	2
1482	We're looking for your leafer.	1.2358	0.04909	123	101	15	7
1483	Your planet has dandruff.	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1484	You guys don't take care of your planet.	1.2358	0.04332	123	97	23	3
1485	I was told to look up a Mr Orson Welles. Does he live around here?	1.2358	0.04630	123	99	19	5
1486	Can’t you keep your frigging planet picked up?	1.2358	0.04771	123	100	17	6
1487	Take me to your leaf-blower salesman.	1.2357	0.05029	140	119	9	12
1488	We're here to save your planet; where is your doggy poop bag?	1.2357	0.04373	140	113	21	6
1489	Our insurance premium really rocketed after Roswell.	1.2357	0.04132	140	111	25	4
1490	We kept noticing "Aliens" and "Leave" in the same sentence, thinking there must be something to it.	1.2357	0.04602	140	115	17	8
1491	Don't worry, AI will soon take care of your dog too.	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
1492	Your former orange president said to help save forests, we should rake the forest floor. After all, we want to have an environmentally safe planet when our people arrive.	1.2353	0.05022	119	98	14	7
1493	We are very advanced and know that leaf blowers would terrify the dog.	1.2353	0.04457	136	110	20	6
1494	You and little Sparky are next.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1495	For us, it's a welcome change from tackling monotonous star dust.	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1496	Take me to your leaf.	1.2353	0.04333	136	109	22	5
1497	Your master looks ready.	1.2353	0.04695	136	112	16	8
1498	Watch where you walk that dog. We're gatheing supper	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
1499	Our prices are out of this world	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1500	With you people its always the aliens cleaning up!	1.2353	0.05428	102	84	12	6
1501	I’ll trade you this rake for that dog.	1.2353	0.04730	119	96	18	5
1502	Our offspring have craft projects due in half of a planetary rotation, and our home world only has monochromatic vegetation.	1.2353	0.04577	119	95	20	4
1503	Now that I say it out loud, "Rake me to your leader" doesn't really make sense.	1.2353	0.05162	119	99	12	8
1504	Welcome to Area 51."	1.2353	0.04862	102	81	18	3
1505	What special power brought your implement to life?	1.2349	0.04300	149	121	21	7
1506	'So how much do they pay you illegal aliens?'	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1507	Fear not Earthling, we have brought you Astro turf."	1.2348	0.04146	132	104	25	3
1508	My boss thinks we blend in better this way.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1509	You're saying the new Leader thinks raking the forests is unnecessary?	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
1510	We were sent here to clean up this planet	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
1511	We are from a Green place.	1.2348	0.04337	115	90	23	2
1512	We fly in, do the grub work, get good wages, go home.	1.2348	0.04991	115	94	15	6
1513	Your leader said this would prevent forest fires	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1514	We've got a buyer, but you've gotta clean this place up.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1515	We just started with Moe's Intergalactic Landscape Service. We get our t-shirts tomorrow.	1.2348	0.04337	115	90	23	2
1516	It beats probing I'll tell you that much.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1517	We would've used laser beams but there's a burn ban.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
1518	Do you want us to clean your oceans next?	1.2345	0.04268	145	117	22	6
1519	We're also a considerate species	1.2345	0.04037	145	115	26	4
1520	Nice to see another prisoner. What'd they send you here for?	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
1521	Well, heck, I figure, if we’re gonna take the place over, we might as well tidy it up first.	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
1522	Why are we working while the the 4 legged beast is walking the sentient bi-ped?	1.2344	0.03919	128	99	28	1
1523	Are you sure you aliens are getting enough to eat here?	1.2344	0.04503	128	103	20	5
1524	Earth Day is foreign to us as well	1.2344	0.04638	128	104	18	6
1525	Boss told us to collect “organic matter samples”.	1.2344	0.04365	128	102	22	4
1526	Rakers not Takers, man.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1527	We can't get enough of them. Sort of like deep-fried kale without the fat.	1.2342	0.04607	111	88	20	3
1528	Is this not 843 Cherrywood Lane?	1.2340	0.04346	141	114	21	6
1529	No, your yards not next.	1.2340	0.04789	141	118	13	10
1530	What's a green card?	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
1531	We’re Finish.	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
1532	I guess I misunderstood, "pack up and leave."	1.2339	0.04451	124	99	21	4
1533	What does peace have to do with it? We came for leaves	1.2336	0.04710	107	85	19	3
1534	What do you mean, leave?	1.2336	0.04178	137	109	24	4
1535	You think yours is the only world with leaves?	1.2336	0.04305	137	110	22	5
1536	We use them to make the probes.	1.2336	0.04664	137	113	16	8
1537	I just want you to know this is a one-time deal.	1.2333	0.04054	120	93	26	1
1538	Budget cuts…	1.2333	0.04386	120	95	22	3
1539	We have decide to start early on cleaning up after you.	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1540	Who ever brings the most leaves back wins.	1.2328	0.04640	116	93	19	4
1541	I knew you weren't from around here when you said "autumn".	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1542	An expensive delicacy back home.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1543	Where might we find this 'blower' of which you speak?	1.2326	0.04193	129	102	24	3
1544	Yah. We're illegal aliens. Some old dude promised to pay us in gold if we cleaned the forest floor... but he left. What's that?	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
1545	Our lawyer got the abduction charges reduced to a misdemeanor, so we got off with just some community service.	1.2326	0.04606	129	105	18	6
1546	I said “take me to your leader”, not your weeder!!	1.2324	0.04318	142	115	21	6
1547	So you're sure this is the work that 'aliens' do in your civilization?	1.2324	0.04201	142	114	23	5
1548	We expect better jobs for our kids.	1.2324	0.03956	142	112	27	3
1549	Even from 20 million light years distant this is an unbearable eyesore.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1550	Just curious, but when we finish raking them, what do we do with them?	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
1551	Bill dropped the probe.	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1552	We dump everything into the Cosmos and you're good 'til spring.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1553	We'll rake the leaves. But you let that little pooch do one more crap on the lawn, and we're gone!	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
1554	We bring you our advanced method of preventing forest fires.	1.2320	0.04419	125	100	21	4
1555	Where's your leash?	1.2320	0.04271	125	99	23	3
1556	This place is a mess!	1.2320	0.04837	125	103	15	7
1557	I’m afraid we’ve been raking up a lot more than just leaves…	1.2319	0.04399	138	112	20	6
1558	We only do leaves.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
1559	Leaf blowers were the death of us.	1.2319	0.04277	138	111	22	5
1560	Why do humans always ask that? We pee the same way as anyone else.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1561	They keep blowing over into our yard.	1.2315	0.04671	108	86	19	3
1562	Per ex president Trump's request, we are here to sweep the forest floor.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
1563	We were sent to clean up your mess. So we’re starting with the basics.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
1564	HELP. MAKE. PILE.	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1565	... florn bur glemp ... eek aat Trump, glump eek blump ...	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1566	We talked to your leader and he indicated the most important thing was to sweep the forests.	1.2314	0.04354	121	96	22	3
1567	Wigs.	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
1568	We hail from a place called New New England	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1569	Take us to your HOA board leader	1.2314	0.04509	121	97	20	4
1570	They are delicious. Why do you even ask?	1.2308	0.04604	117	94	19	4
1571	In your dog friendly parks we call these minesweepers.	1.2308	0.04052	156	126	24	6
1572	Can either of you operate a leaf blower?	1.2308	0.03931	143	113	27	3
1573	Very soon, there will be no need for this.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
1574	What is this technology you call rake?	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1575	On our planet, this fibrous plant material can be converted to a thin paper product that every just collectively pretends is a valuable currency.	1.2308	0.04514	143	118	17	8
1576	Cleaning up this place seems like a good start.	1.2308	0.04970	104	84	16	4
1577	We're trying to discover why you find this so much fun.	1.2308	0.04055	143	114	25	4
1578	World domination just doesn’t fill the tank anymore.	1.2308	0.04761	117	95	17	5
1579	We not only quit but are transporting to the 24th century where trees no longer exist	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
1580	no! you can"t take him back to add to your collection.	1.2308	0.04441	130	105	20	5
1581	I don’t know why you call it a park if you can’t park in it. It seems a bit misleading to me.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
1582	I say they're maple leaves, and I say the hell with them.	1.2302	0.04668	126	103	17	6
1583	I thought I’d be more enthused about gravity.	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
1584	Are you the Landlord?	1.2302	0.04088	126	99	25	2
1585	Why you say? No idea, I say.	1.2302	0.04388	126	101	21	4
1586	Haven't I seen you before?	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
1587	Are either of you L. Ron?	1.2301	0.05030	113	93	14	6
1588	Our motto is: 'Leaf no trace'	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1589	It's how we procreate.	1.2301	0.05030	113	93	14	6
1590	Sorry -- we only do leaves, not dog poop!	1.2301	0.04356	113	89	22	2
1591	Okay,so first,we don’t use that term any more. And second, of course we have papers. Anything else?	1.2301	0.04870	113	92	16	5
1592	We conquered your planet last night. This morning we got a notice from the HOA ...	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1593	We're thinking Leading by Example .. like a floating compost heap . . . is more friendly than Making The Earth Stand Still ..	1.2296	0.04454	135	110	19	6
1594	How are you going to build a wall to keep us out!	1.2296	0.04328	135	109	21	5
1595	Your leader turned out to be a real taskmaster!	1.2295	0.04625	122	99	18	5
1596	What are your rates for shoveling snow?	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1597	Please, don’t turn us in to Ice.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1598	It never ends.	1.2295	0.04769	122	100	16	6
1599	The court's almost ready. We need a fourth for pickleball.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
1600	I requested to be part of the fall of the Earth. I expected a ray gun not a rake.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1601	The HOA rules here are killer.	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1602	We just wanted the full Earth experience.	1.2294	0.04446	109	86	21	2
1603	Take me to your bathroom.	1.2294	0.04813	109	88	17	4
1604	We have a work permit	1.2294	0.04633	109	87	19	3
1605	I told him, just leave the keys on the dash, buuuut did he listen? Nerrrrrp.	1.2290	0.04669	131	108	16	7
1606	Take me to your leaf compactor.	1.2290	0.03991	131	103	26	2
1607	Our court ordered community service was to help the less fortunate.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
1608	Are you sure this is how ET got home?	1.2288	0.04725	118	96	17	5
1609	They're outsourcing. Local landscaper prices have more than doubled.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1610	Three more weekends to go. We were doing Warp 3 in a Warp 1 zone	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
1611	We are Roombas. We were sent to sweep the forest.	1.2288	0.04876	118	97	15	6
1612	300 hours of community service for cattle rustling doesn't seem unfair.	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1613	We'll clean up after your 'trees,' but not your 'dogs.'	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
1614	‘ Sorry we don’t do dog poop’	1.2286	0.05110	105	86	14	5
1615	Do you really think your currency makes any more sense?	1.2286	0.04342	140	114	20	6
1616	Community service is part of the agreement to settle the class-action probing lawsuit.	1.2286	0.04738	105	84	18	3
1617	No, you FO.	1.2286	0.04898	140	119	10	11
1618	Hey, buddy! Which one of you pooped on the grass and didn’t pick it up?	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
1619	Our mission would be ridiculed if we dared to use a leaf-blower.	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
1620	The owners said they'd get us Taylor Swift tickets if we cleaned up their yard.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
1621	And so we were exiled by the victorious leaf blower faction.	1.2283	0.05023	127	107	11	9
1622	And as soon as we're finished, you'll take us to your leader?	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
1623	The Galactic Council decided we had to do something about this part of the Galaxy, but you're lucky they only had a limited budget.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
1624	We don't do probing anymore, so stop asking.	1.2283	0.04635	127	104	17	6
1625	If you need us, we're in the area.	1.2283	0.04211	127	101	23	3
1626	We've signed on to your Green Agenda.	1.2282	0.04377	149	123	18	8
1627	I don't know how you humans deal with all the tree doo-doo.	1.2281	0.04990	114	94	14	6
1628	How many times must we clean up your mess?	1.2281	0.05143	114	95	12	7
1629	If you won't take care of it, we will.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
1630	The Mexicans stole our leaf blowers	1.2281	0.04668	114	92	18	4
1631	Any other work alien to you?	1.2279	0.04424	136	111	19	6
1632	Not your leafer your leader	1.2279	0.04664	136	113	15	8
1633	No shit! You mean you have something better than photosynthesis?	1.2279	0.04038	136	108	25	3
1634	All you have to do is go to alien.com and we’ll be here in a light year.	1.2279	0.04545	136	112	17	7
1635	We refuse to invade a messy planet.	1.2279	0.04545	136	112	17	7
1636	It's a rake, buddy. Jeez,you Earthlings sure are paranoid.	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1637	It's just a sidereal gig.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
1638	Yes we're documented. Why do you ask?	1.2277	0.04850	101	81	17	3
1639	In our society everyone helps our. Include men.	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
1640	This leaf peeping thing sure wasn't worth the trip!!	1.2276	0.04872	123	102	14	7
1641	It's fifty an hour and some minor probing.	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
1642	Our new venture in tasty exotic chips.	1.2273	0.04595	110	88	19	3
1643	It’s intergalactic cleanup day.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
1644	Apparently, Earthlings have advanced to the point where even the autumn clean-up is alien work.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
1645	We’re here to take over your Planet. Just doing a little sprucing up before the Festivities.	1.2273	0.04773	110	89	17	4
1646	Your neighbor isn’t the only one who thinks raking leaves is an alien concept.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
1647	I have an HI-B visa.	1.2270	0.03946	141	112	26	3
1648	Sir, have you happened to see some key, Drog dropped them around here somewhere and we've been lookng for hours	1.2270	0.04195	141	114	22	5
1649	We were taken to your leader, and he gave us this job.	1.2270	0.04543	141	117	16	8
1650	Just doing a bit of groundskeeping and maintenance before we flip the planet."	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
1651	It’s actually not back-breaking work for us since we don’t have spines.	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
1652	Would it kill you to help with the neighborhood cleanup?	1.2269	0.04375	119	95	21	3
1653	Honestly, the visa application process was a breeze except for the fingerprints.	1.2269	0.04839	119	98	15	6
1654	We planned on raking the ashes of your civilization, but this will do for now.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1655	Better keep that human on a leash, doggy.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1656	Since your minimum wage is better, we came to work.	1.2268	0.05182	97	79	14	4
1657	Well, get busy!	1.2266	0.04602	128	105	17	6
1658	We’re collecting pre-apocalypse Earth leaves for our lucrative vintage side hustle.	1.2266	0.04466	128	104	19	5
1659	Sir, can I get your view on Alien labor?"	1.2266	0.04032	128	101	25	2
1660	It’s the least we could do after that mess we made down in New Mexico.	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
1661	Of course, we'll have to include transportation in our hourly fees.	1.2264	0.05066	106	87	14	5
1662	Anal probes? No, no. We're just here to rake leaves. Honestly.	1.2264	0.05573	106	90	8	8
1663	It’s part of our community service — to help others who aren’t as advanced as us.	1.2264	0.04299	106	83	22	1
1664	Sir, you appear to have a leaf on a leash.	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1665	We are cleaning up the planet to flip it to another owner. You'll need to leave by the end of the month.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
1666	Just tidying up before the invasion.	1.2263	0.03876	137	108	27	2
1667	We gave them four hours to blow away.”	1.2263	0.04395	137	112	19	6
1668	I never leave home without it.	1.2263	0.04012	137	109	25	3
1669	Leaf Fairy? Yes. Poop Fairy,? No.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
1670	It was the only way we could convince the Parks Department that we might be able to elevate humanity.	1.2261	0.04464	115	92	20	3
1671	We just couldn't stand your leaf blowers any longer!	1.2261	0.04793	115	94	16	5
1672	We determined "raking it in" increases one's success rating on this planet.	1.2258	0.04970	124	104	12	8
1673	We’ll take it from here.	1.2258	0.04699	124	102	16	6
1674	We come seeking the meaning of life, and this is it?	1.2258	0.04260	124	99	22	3
1675	Hire our leaf removal company! We're out of this world!	1.2258	0.04837	124	103	14	7
1676	This is the last time. We’re getting $40 an hour now from that sweet Mrs. Appleton on Regulus 7.	1.2258	0.04970	124	104	12	8
1677	We've just barely arrived and now we are leaving.	1.2258	0.04260	124	99	22	3
1678	We've observed you doing it for many years, so we decided to try it ourselves. Are we supposed to feel anything when we finish?	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
1679	We thought you said you didn't "be-leaf" in us. We didn't realize you meant "believe".	1.2254	0.04514	142	118	16	8
1680	We charge 4 dogs an hour.	1.2254	0.04623	142	119	14	9
1681	Take us to your head gardener.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1682	Just what we were Looking for! We need a sample from that little creature too...	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1683	We all don't have the occupation of abducting.	1.2252	0.04735	111	90	17	4
1684	No, listen ... I did not ask you to "Rake me to your Leafer."	1.2252	0.05069	111	92	13	6
1685	We thrive on this stuff. What are you feeding him anyway.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
1686	we're just paying our respects.	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1687	We call these "gold leaf" in our universe. We'll take them all!	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
1688	We hear your sector has outlawed leaf-blowers.	1.2250	0.05085	120	101	11	8
1689	Old man told us we had to clean up before heading out	1.2250	0.04342	120	96	21	3
1690	Mister,do you want to leave with us?	1.2248	0.04700	129	107	15	7
1691	Unfortunately it’s the only type of work illegal aliens can get.	1.2248	0.04435	129	105	19	5
1692	It seems that our leaders have run out of things for us to do.	1.2248	0.04570	129	106	17	6
1693	Then, we were told, ‘Don’t worry guys, this A.I. thing is never going to affect our industry.’	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
1694	Crop circles weren't working, so we thought we'd try something less ambiguous.	1.2246	0.03851	138	109	27	2
1695	We won't be long..it's just a scavenger hunt party.	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
1696	Normally, I'd say "Take me to your leader.", but clearly, you don't have one.	1.2246	0.04485	138	114	17	7
1697	Our leaf blower is being used for, um...experiments.	1.2246	0.04602	138	115	15	8
1698	Of course we've been documented.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1699	Don't worry. We only came for your leaves.	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
1700	You pick up yours; we'll pick up ours. Deal?	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
1701	cosmos cleanup crew	1.2243	0.04466	107	85	20	2
1702	We just stopped by to show you that immigration is helpful and the border wall doesn't work	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1703	Jerry over there lost his contact lens. He loses something every time.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
1704	We're earning cash to pay for a no parking violation.	1.2241	0.04911	116	96	14	6
1705	GREEN CARDS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' GREEN CARDS, HUMAN.	1.2241	0.05061	116	97	12	7
1706	Cleanliness is next to L. Ron.	1.2241	0.04596	116	94	18	4
1707	... so then the Border Patrol official says, "Would you please just leaf the country?'	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1708	And you clean-up What!	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
1709	We said peace not leaves!	1.2241	0.04429	116	93	20	3
1710	We just wanted to give back to the community before we utterly dominate and destroy it.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
1711	What's your problem? We're taking samples of plant life back to our planet and you get your lawn raked.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
1712	Sorry, we don't have a recycling facility on Mars. But Venus has a state-of-the-art facility and it's a bit closer."	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
1713	We’ve found this to be reliable seasonal work for immigrants.	1.2240	0.04379	125	101	20	4
1714	Our captain is a bit OCD	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
1715	So, where are y’all from!	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
1716	Just a small gesture of thanks for introducing us to Chuck Berry.	1.2239	0.04574	134	111	16	7
1717	My wife is absolutely convinced she lost her engagement ring here during our last visit to this galaxy.	1.2239	0.04054	134	107	24	3
1718	I appreciate the compliment, but have you seen any keys?	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
1719	Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
1720	I don’t have to feed or walk mine.	1.2239	0.04449	134	110	18	6
1721	It's important to exercise after a 10-light year flight.	1.2238	0.04021	143	115	24	4
1722	This is just a side hustle.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1723	Food for our control of your thoughts.	1.2233	0.05332	103	86	11	6
1724	We are from the planet Unger.	1.2233	0.05150	103	85	13	5
1725	Next year everyone has to do this all over again?	1.2233	0.04766	103	83	17	3
1726	Sub space communication picked up “the answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind.” Did we miss something?	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
1727	Haven't you ever seen anyone raking leaves?	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
1728	Let Elon know that he’ll need to bring your OWN rakes to Mars!	1.2231	0.04619	121	99	17	5
1729	Try them with a little Ranch Dressing.	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
1730	We got caught littering at home. This is our public service.	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
1731	We've been here all along but we used to disguise ourselves as leaf blowers. Then came the ban....	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
1732	Work permits? Yes, green cards.	1.2231	0.04538	130	107	17	6
1733	Please keep your human off the grass.	1.2231	0.04404	130	106	19	5
1734	Three things are worth a fortune where we come from.	1.2222	0.04162	135	109	22	4
1735	I think we are really starting to fit into the neighborhood.	1.2222	0.04429	108	86	20	2
1736	-No leaf blowers, no plastic bags... I guess we really are the only intelligent species in the universe.	1.2222	0.05087	99	81	14	4
1737	We were told to bring back samples of your gold leaf.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1738	We are taking a little break from probing	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
1739	It's lunch time. I'll trade you this rake for that little dog.	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
1740	The mothership prefers rehabilitation to incarceration.	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1741	These things are delicious.	1.2222	0.04560	117	95	18	4
1742	Do you want us to leave or not?	1.2222	0.04396	117	94	20	3
1743	You're telling me that it’s a typo where my orders say “Take me to your leafer”?	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
1744	We also have a fall special for snow removal but it won’t last long.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
1745	Take it or leaf it. It's out-of -this-world expensive to find someone who will do this work!	1.2222	0.04438	99	78	20	1
1746	Haven't you heard of the 'keep the galaxy clean' campaign?"	1.2222	0.04719	117	96	16	5
1747	Only us aliens will do the job.	1.2222	0.04543	135	112	16	7
1748	sometimes i see aliens	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
1749	He lisps so it sounded like, "Take me to your weeder."	1.2214	0.04506	131	108	17	6
1750	Got any Zyrtec?	1.2214	0.04374	131	107	19	5
1751	We can't be having that on the lawn -- we're taking the dog.	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
1752	These specimens should tell us a lot about your species.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
1753	Our trees don’t have leaves	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
1754	Eradicating death on our planet made our Autumns less Autumnal	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
1755	We're just trying to earn some money to get a new spaceship.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1756	Sorry, they fell from our saucer.	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
1757	If I find one more canine deposit, we're outta here.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1758	Thanks but we've been in invited to several Halloween parties already.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
1759	Yes, we're all documented.	1.2212	0.04306	113	90	21	2
1760	If you 'always pick it up,' where's your bag?	1.2212	0.04725	104	84	17	3
1761	Your leaves are ours! Resistance is futile!	1.2212	0.05105	104	86	13	5
1762	A leaf blower? We're aliens, not assholes.	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
1763	Well, when our work visas expire we move on to Mars and clear rocks.	1.2212	0.04918	104	85	15	4
1764	can I pet your dog? we ate ours this morning	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
1765	Greetings friend, me and the fellas were just enjoying the classic pastime of aesthetic nature maintenance…Anyhoo, you consumed any good finite resources lately?	1.2205	0.04598	127	105	16	6
1766	I want to be leaves.	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
1767	Let's probe the issue of doggy bags.	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
1768	We get a kick out of raking leaves—what of it?	1.2205	0.04598	127	105	16	6
1769	yeah, so my Aunt Harriet is going to need that operation after all.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
1770	You try finding a job as another world alien.	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
1771	They told us your people wouldn't to this job	1.2203	0.04193	118	94	22	2
1772	We heard you Americans like having illegal aliens do your yard work.	1.2203	0.04362	118	95	20	3
1773	We don’t have these back home	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
1774	We love to New England for Fall Foliage.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
1775	What!? The border was open.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1776	Hey, what do you want? You humans aint cleaning up your parks any time soon, so someone has to do it.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1777	We’re checking if you picked up after it.	1.2202	0.04393	109	87	20	2
1778	We didn’t come here to conquer your planet. We came to get paid.”	1.2202	0.04939	109	90	14	5
1779	But our research indicated that aliens were expected to do manual labor.	1.2202	0.04764	109	89	16	4
1780	Work release program instituted by ICE.	1.2200	0.05427	100	84	10	6
1781	I mean, if we don't do it, who will?	1.2200	0.03885	150	121	25	4
1782	Can you believe it? 120 light years of community service.	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1783	Please remember to pick up.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
1784	Guys, who read the order to abduct intelligent leaf forms?	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
1785	We'll be filing charges once we get the coroner's report.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
1786	In 2018 President Trump commissioned us to rake the forests and prevent wildfires, but we had more nefarious plans to conquer Earth. As you can see, our technology and speed weren't advanced enough to achieve either goals.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
1787	We know your greatest fears.	1.2195	0.04970	123	104	11	8
1788	It’s community service for all the probing.	1.2195	0.04551	123	101	17	5
1789	We're vegetarians.	1.2195	0.04402	123	100	19	4
1790	Oh, that’s what doggie bags are for.	1.2195	0.04088	123	98	23	2
1791	On our planet, the leaves rake us.	1.2195	0.04695	123	102	15	6
1792	We'll be leaving soon	1.2193	0.04451	114	92	19	3
1793	This is what happens when you rescind green cards and ban leaf blowers.	1.2193	0.04622	114	93	17	4
1794	Gravity is overrated, Earthling!	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
1795	The Planet Owner's Association said we need to start cleaning up after you.	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
1796	Hey mister, want to trade for your little fur snacky snack?	1.2193	0.04787	114	94	15	5
1797	We're known throughout the galaxy for our rakish good looks.	1.2193	0.04273	114	91	21	2
1798	We also contract for dog-walking.	1.2193	0.04946	114	95	13	6
1799	Cool rake.	1.2192	0.04291	146	121	18	7
1800	Take me to your groundskeeper.	1.2192	0.04065	146	119	22	5
1801	R#Z&^&Q	1.2192	0.04065	146	119	22	5
1802	They’re not going to rake themselves.	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
1803	They said it was time for the fall of humanity	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
1804	Where can we get more of this flying saucer fuel?	1.2188	0.04827	128	108	12	8
1805	Dollar a bag seemed fair What exactly is a dollar?	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1806	Our leaf sucker-upper broke.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
1807	Biofuel sir, if you must know.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
1808	Just a little prep before total annihilation”	1.2188	0.04428	128	105	18	5
1809	Good job taking care of your planet. We'll take it from here.	1.2188	0.04698	128	107	14	7
1810	You may say "money doesn't grow on trees", but these are our planetary currency back home.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
1811	We need to put more fiber in our diet.	1.2188	0.04953	128	109	10	9
1812	I would suggest that Fall is probably the wrong season to learn about our world. Try Summer on the beach next time.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1813	Had we known they had deciduous trees in Roswell, we'd have landed elsewhere.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1814	In your Earth atmosphere, our contact lenses fall out really easily	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
1815	Which of you is the leader, and which is the leadee?	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1816	Keep going.	1.2185	0.04647	119	98	16	5
1817	We are leaving now.	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
1818	We got community service for our last abduction.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
1819	Well, you could have done it yourself.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
1820	We use them to garnish our salads.	1.2182	0.04725	110	90	16	4
1821	The closest translation we have is “Take us to your Leafer”	1.2180	0.04444	133	110	17	6
1822	We were sent to do some cleanup before the boss gets here.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1823	I lost my saucer keys.	1.2178	0.04996	101	83	14	4
1824	Not rake. We offered to ‘leave’ the environment!	1.2177	0.04370	124	101	19	4
1825	What are you staring at? Larson didn’t draw you either!	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
1826	We heard about your problem with noisy polluting leaf blowers.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
1827	Please tell me the rake is not your probe.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1828	We're not illegal, we're just aliens	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1829	We meant ‘take us to your LEADER’.	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
1830	The bulbous craniums, elongated limbs, enlarged, black, reflective eyes… we’re just your garden variety aliens.	1.2174	0.05535	92	77	10	5
1831	We’re not an invasive species	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1832	Mulder and Scully came by and said to tidy up.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
1833	We power the ship with compost.	1.2174	0.04208	138	113	20	5
1834	Sir! No sentient life form is "illegal"!	1.2174	0.05086	92	75	14	3
1835	It's Earth Day.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1836	See that guy over there? He was a doctor back on Nebulon 1, but this is what your insane government bureaucracy has reduced him to. It's kinda funny, actually — you know what his speciality was? Xörgöy enlargement.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
1837	The work-exchange program isn't going as well as we planned.	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
1838	20 hours community service: for flying an object without identification	1.2171	0.04397	129	106	18	5
1839	Leaves, lunar regolith, dog poo - it's always something.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1840	Yes, we’re aliens but we do have our work permits.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
1841	This puts a damper on colonizing this planet	1.2170	0.05017	106	88	13	5
1842	We want to tidy up before we evaporate you.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1843	Is there a Costco or Ace Hardware nearby? We forgot bags.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1844	I’m feeling that resistance is futile.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1845	After trying to emulate habits here we're convinced there's no intelligent life on this planet.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
1846	You're a managing partner at an interdimensional corporate law firm," they said. "No way will some silly next-word prediction machine replace you.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
1847	You've got to start cleaning up after your dog	1.2167	0.04131	120	96	22	2
1848	Does your dog bite?	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
1849	We figured we’d clean it up before we inhabit it.	1.2165	0.04687	97	78	17	2
1850	We’re called the Rakes’ Progress for a reason.	1.2165	0.05330	97	81	11	5
1851	American Dream amirite?	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1852	You people think we want to abduct you? No, we just want a job.	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
1853	We aim for leave no trace, but the dog is cute so we'll consider catch and release.	1.2164	0.04015	134	108	23	3
1854	Frankly, on our planet, dogs have to clean up their own messes.	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
1855	We’re all about the bio fuel.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1856	Trust me, this will make the anal probing, less unpleasant.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1857	Twenty for leaf raking. No charge for anus raking.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1858	We ruined our own planet with gas-powered leaf blowers.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1859	What? No! We come for leaves…not peace.	1.2162	0.03780	148	119	26	3
1860	Without work visas, this was the only job we could get.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1861	Our society is very fall centerpiece-centric.	1.2162	0.04128	111	88	22	1
1862	Don't worry, we'll put them all back up."	1.2160	0.04626	125	104	15	6
1863	Just waiting for a court date, so we can get our green card.	1.2160	0.04763	125	105	13	7
1864	The piercing drone of the leaf blowers is reverberating through the cosmos so we are taking matters into our own hands.	1.2158	0.04054	139	113	22	4
1865	Tell me again why we should be bringing these tree parts bask with us?	1.2158	0.03923	139	112	24	3
1866	I thought this was one of your Olympic sports.	1.2157	0.04323	102	81	20	1
1867	Freakin' H.O.A.s, am I right?	1.2157	0.05329	102	86	10	6
1868	You do know raking the forest floor prevents fires, yes?	1.2157	0.04951	102	84	14	4
1869	Remind me again why you don't want these plants on top of your other plants?	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1870	Making a crop circle is a lot of work.	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
1871	Want us to scoop?	1.2157	0.05144	102	85	12	5
1872	When we’re done here, we will destroy you.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1873	A little manual labor wouldn't hurt you either.	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1874	We find it soothes our nerves.	1.2155	0.03834	116	91	25	0
1875	Yes,the undocumented will work for less.	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
1876	After traveling 22 zillion miles, we figured we needed the exercise and chose the rakes.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
1877	Why is it too much to ask your omnipotent leader to clean up after Himself?"	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
1878	The IRS does allow $0.655/mile in 2023!	1.2154	0.04227	130	106	20	4
1879	only aliens do manual labor	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
1880	Rake your damn leaves if your species wants to be considered an intelligent life form!	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
1881	What did you think we meant by "the fall of Man?"	1.2150	0.04410	107	86	19	2
1882	It's raking season now, probing season is summer.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1883	If you would just use a plastic bag we could help your planet a lot more.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1884	Your leader is a real taskmaster.	1.2149	0.04424	121	99	18	4
1885	Why should you get to have all the fun?	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1886	We've done yard work on all nine planets.	1.2149	0.04265	121	98	20	3
1887	We know cleaning is foreign to you.	1.2148	0.03847	135	108	25	2
1888	Why? Everyone wonders if we can be good neighbors.	1.2148	0.03847	135	108	25	2
1889	We got sentenced to community service for all the probing, and also for giving our technology to Nazi scientists."	1.2148	0.04975	135	117	7	11
1890	Keeps ICE off our backs	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
1891	I said, 'We come in peace,' and they said, 'Prove it.'	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
1892	Hey! So what type of dog do ya got there?	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
1893	Crop circles are sooo 2022.	1.2143	0.04157	126	102	21	3
1894	I'm giving that travel agent hell when we get back."	1.2143	0.04818	112	93	14	5
1895	It is actually very common for illegal aliens to do yard work.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
1896	They don’t want us here until they need to have some yard work done.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
1897	We will happily remove these carbon-based food treats from your lawn.	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
1898	Ya, community service. Hovering Under the Influence	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
1899	You're holding the lead, but which of you are the leader?	1.2143	0.04728	126	106	13	7
1900	Who are you calling "illegal aliens"?	1.2143	0.04644	98	79	17	2
1901	This is so much more civilized than those blowers.	1.2143	0.04153	140	115	20	5
1902	We like to do something nice, before we abduct you later!	1.2143	0.04096	112	89	22	1
1903	The Intergalactic Manual says, "land quietly, do your business, then take your leave."	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
1904	Don't look at me like that. We're simply harvesting greens for soup.	1.2143	0.05077	98	81	13	4
1905	Take me to your tarp.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
1906	We still have a lot of chores left on our to-do list, so I don’t think we’ll have time for an abduction today.	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
1907	What? Haven't you guys been paying aliens to do this for years.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1908	What did you think we’d do during an invasion this time of year?	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1909	We’re actually Mexican.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1910	We have a big fan back home	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1911	That's a weird looking human.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
1912	You put it in green plastic bags now? So that's why we can't find any anymore!	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1913	Yeah, it might seem menial but it beats the hell out of doing anal probes	1.2137	0.04980	117	99	11	7
1914	The leaf blowers on our planet drove us away.	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1915	« A leaf blower would be a breeze, but we want to keep a low profile."	1.2137	0.04514	117	96	17	4
1916	We did our homework. Most aliens start out in landscaping	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
1917	Working brings more treats than tricking.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1918	Yes, we're aliens, but we have our Green Cards.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
1919	We decide if we destroy a planet based on how much dog poop they leave. Lemme tell you, it’s not looking good for Earth!	1.2132	0.04478	136	114	15	7
1920	We work cheap." "We're undocumented.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
1921	What do you mean "did we find your stick?" If it was so important to you, you should have tidied your planet yourself. It's probably recycled by now.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
1922	Just the usual autumn chores. After this, we clean the pyramids and then plant some new crop circles.	1.2131	0.04542	122	101	16	5
1923	See the saucer? Even if they deport us, but we'll be back.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
1924	Your Supreme Leader asked us to neaten up the yard before hosting the reception for us tonight.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
1925	Nice costume. Is that a real dog?	1.2130	0.05271	108	92	9	7
1926	Your history books got it wrong. Attila,the Hun was one of us,and we are raking and pillaging.	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
1927	Lord Ruler gives us extra credit for community service	1.2130	0.04567	108	88	17	3
1928	The only way we could legally visit New England this fall was on H-2A visas.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
1929	Here for the foliage. Will leaf soon.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
1930	It’s part of our community service after we graffitied a giant eye on Jupiter	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
1931	Leaf blowers hurt our 20kHz sensory receptors.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
1932	If you can't clean up after your dog, we've got a distant galaxy we can send you two to.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
1933	We're legit. We have temporary worker visas.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
1934	This time take these leaves to your leader.	1.2128	0.04987	94	77	14	3
1935	We noticed you have not been scooping up your dog's poop recently. What is your excuse?	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
1936	We call it ethnic cleansing.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
1937	Take me to your gutter.	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
1938	Nice marmot.	1.2126	0.04559	127	106	15	6
1939	We are seeking asylum from leaf blowers.	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
1940	Good news. I found your excrement.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1941	We're here to save your planet from leaf blowers.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1942	We're just refueling. We were told that the locals wouldn't mind just helping ourselves.	1.2124	0.04064	113	90	22	1
1943	We forgot the leaf blower.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1944	We do leaves, snow shoveling, anal probes, whatever you need.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1945	Do you have some bags we could borrow? We left ours at home and it'll take us months to run home and get them."	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
1946	The universal translator messed up. It said, 'Rake up for your leader.'	1.2124	0.04779	113	94	14	5
1947	Our planet needs compost	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
1948	The whole concept of raking leaves is alien to us.	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
1949	Don't worry. I'm their probe-ation officer."	1.2124	0.04941	113	95	12	6
1950	We're trying to improve our reputation in the neighborhood.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1951	We're actually descendants of Leaf Erikson.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1952	They just kept falling...The carnage is immeasurable.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
1953	Take me to your recycling bin"	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
1954	Lord Zorg ordered us to tidy up before the invasion.	1.2121	0.03882	132	106	24	2
1955	It’s OK—we’re not the illegal kind.	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
1956	Sorry, we're booked for the season. Call us early next year and we'll see if we can get you on the schedule.	1.2121	0.04602	99	80	17	2
1957	We could see the mess from space and just got tired of looking at it.	1.2121	0.04821	99	81	15	3
1958	The leaf blower is broken.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
1959	We come in peace to rake your Forest Gump!	1.2119	0.04144	118	95	21	2
1960	I never believed in Aliens. But this might change my attitude !	1.2119	0.04315	118	96	19	3
1961	We could see your leaves from our house	1.2119	0.04792	118	99	13	6
1962	Cleaning up after yourself involves more than just his poop y’know!	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
1963	Do you realize the great treasure you’re letting go to waste here?	1.2117	0.04448	137	115	15	7
1964	Where I come from, autumn leaves are good as gold!	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1965	In space no one can hear them complain.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
1966	Do you have a pooper-scooper I could borrow?	1.2115	0.04250	104	83	20	1
1967	Can we pick that up for you? We take Venmo and Apple Pay.	1.2115	0.04668	104	85	16	3
1968	You need to take better care of your planet.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
1969	We heard your planet needed help and we volunteered.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
1970	We ETs like crunchy stuffing in our pillows.	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
1971	Sorry, no dogs allowed. We're gathering food for our long trip home.	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
1972	The tax breaks for the 'Adopt-A-Planet' program are worth it in the long run.	1.2114	0.04654	123	103	14	6
1973	I can't stand messy trees.	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
1974	Human, let me see your Green Card...	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
1975	Hey pal stop singing that song. I’m a citizen now and this isn’t New York.	1.2111	0.05585	90	76	9	5
1976	We came because we heard that most of the lawn care workers here are aliens.”	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
1977	We are doing what you haven't with your planet.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
1978	I can't believe we found a planet where money grows on trees.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
1979	We'll be finished gathering fuel in just a minute. Do we pay you?	1.2110	0.05061	109	92	11	6
1980	Are we legal? I have no idea. But nobody else seems to want to do this job.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
1981	You traveled light years to do our yard work?	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
1982	The family works cheap, but the travel costs are killing me.	1.2109	0.04526	128	107	15	6
1983	We hope to rake a pile big enough to land our colony ship.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
1984	Open to becoming a member of our organization?	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
1985	do you want me to get rid of your human too?	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
1986	Lead us to your raker.	1.2105	0.04001	133	108	22	3
1987	We use the leaves for fuel.	1.2105	0.04408	133	111	16	6
1988	We can’t find their probe-holes.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
1989	No, these are not “leaf-peepers”.	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
1990	We can’t believe you Earthlings are wasting these great snacks.	1.2105	0.04740	114	95	14	5
1991	I know this seems an alien concept, but we’re going to be in your neighborhood this week doing leaf removal.” Kathy Hughes Memphi	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
1992	Since we switched over to leaf fuel, our dad makes us come down here and rake. We hate it.	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
1993	Is there a more advanced technology? We're not loving boredom and backaches?	1.2105	0.04708	95	77	16	2
1994	No, this isn't a business. We are merely econ-physicist tourists filling the labor vacuum.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
1995	This gravity thing makes for one messy planet	1.2101	0.03935	119	95	23	1
1996	We prohibit leaf blowers too	1.2101	0.04112	119	96	21	2
1997	nan	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
1998	Just when I thought that I understood AI	1.2101	0.04282	119	97	19	3
1999	And you thought a wall wood keeps out!	1.2101	0.04902	119	101	11	7
2000	Wait, did we mix up the date of Earth Day?	1.2100	0.04333	100	80	19	1
2001	Harvesting biofuel for the ship is more work, but it’s impossible to find dark matter these days.	1.2100	0.04777	100	82	15	3
2002	We understand your capture of the "leaf" entities.	1.2097	0.04326	124	102	18	4
2003	Well! Your little guy didn't have to 'hold it' for two light-years, did he?	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
2004	Like Uncle Bubba used to say, "Rake your own pile of leaves."	1.2097	0.04172	124	101	20	3
2005	We wanted to see for ourselves why so many aliens do this for a living.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
2006	Composting propels our ship	1.2095	0.04822	105	87	14	4
2007	Tastes like chicken.	1.2095	0.05008	105	88	12	5
2008	You mean we didn’t cause those little things to fall off those big things?	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2009	We were told to bring back thr most intelligent life we could find.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2010	Thanks again for the droppings, no other planet just leaves them lying about for easy harvesting.	1.2095	0.04214	105	84	20	1
2011	We are looking for a mole, but not the one next to your left nipple.	1.2093	0.04357	129	107	17	5
2012	The Naughty Men from Mars got sent here for work duty!	1.2093	0.04494	129	108	15	6
2013	This was not my idea.	1.2093	0.04216	129	106	19	4
2014	Immigrant work program.	1.2091	0.03895	110	87	23	0
2015	'Please understand that while you evolved zoologically, we evolved botanically, and all we're doing is collecting our ancestors' remains.'	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2016	Don't worry, we are only here to collect specimens of the intelligent life forms we found.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2017	Look, if we are going to propose conquering this planet, we at least want it presentable.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2018	We use them for currency on our planet.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2019	Leaves float where I come from…	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2020	Our landing wasn't smooth.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2021	We expend many calories. Please unleash our lunch.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2022	We are stopping by a few places as part of our 'be a good neighbor' endeavor!	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2023	We want to be-leaf.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2024	It was either this or distributing noise-cancelling headphones throughout the galaxy.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2025	We were told to clean up after the worst polluters, 2 legged creatures.	1.2087	0.04862	115	97	12	6
2026	We're working to buy s new engine for our craft	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
2027	I'm trying to be inconspicuous why aren't you ?	1.2083	0.05524	96	82	8	6
2028	Where's your pooper scooper?	1.2083	0.04568	120	100	15	5
2029	We’re all documented, I swear!	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2030	Funny that our money actually grows on your trees!	1.2083	0.05112	96	80	12	4
2031	E.T. hone loam.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2032	It's part of a cultural exchange program. Last month's pumpkin carving was a hit."	1.2083	0.04422	96	77	18	1
2033	We’re just prepping for the perfect autumnal Instagram selfie.	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
2034	Mark,can you try to curb your dog? The spaceship isn’t designed for that.	1.2083	0.05524	96	82	8	6
2035	We get paid in crypto. Not dog poop.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2036	It’s good exercise after all that time cooped up traveling.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2037	Our work would be more efficient if you kept your dog off the grass.	1.2080	0.04586	125	105	14	6
2038	We're the gatherer contingent.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2039	We came to pick up the leaves with rake.	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
2040	Your planet is doomed and beyond our help, so we thought that's the least we could do.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2041	They told us not to « leaves » any trace.	1.2079	0.05135	101	85	11	5
2042	Oh, we're just the advance team."	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2043	Our spaceship makes less noise than your leaf blowers.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2044	A day of primitive planet cleanup gets you three points off your hyperspace license.	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2045	We enlisted because our leaders told us our species could take over the universe and really rake it in and clean up.	1.2079	0.04520	101	82	17	2
2046	In answer to your question, these biological units we are collecting are far more interesting, but that unit you have there might be worth collecting too.	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2047	They were out of leaf blowers.	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
2048	We were triplets	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
2049	Yes, we need the dog.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2050	Are you part of a union?	1.2075	0.03958	106	84	22	0
2051	It was either this, or be put in a cage.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2052	It actually runs on leaves.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2053	It's not real, it's just a rake-i-o drama.	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2054	Sure, these are just leaves now, but we will select the best looking to inseminate to propagate. We've heard how you creatures make babies and, frankly, it's disgusting!	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2055	we need these for our holiday center piece. Keep moving or we take the dog for dessert	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2056	Earth is doomed, but can you at least pretend you are trying?	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2057	We’re here on a new immigration program.	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2058	Roughage. Good for digestion. Anything is better than kale.	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2059	It’s time for you to leave with us!	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2060	For your information, we're LEGAL aliens	1.2072	0.04267	111	90	19	2
2061	Alien: "I'm an alien." Man: "I'm an Englishman in New York."	1.2072	0.04455	111	91	17	3
2062	We’re not here illegally	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2063	This is a one time introductory offer.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2064	We're not as racially consciousness up there, as you may think.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2065	The leaf piles look fun.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2066	We use them to make illegal ballots. Okay	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2067	Invasions just aren't paying like they used to.	1.2069	0.04332	116	95	18	3
2068	I hope you brought a bag to pick up after your dog. We didn’t come all this way just to step in it.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2069	It's not so bad. Look at who you're picking up after.	1.2069	0.04976	116	99	10	7
2070	We’ve been your absentee landlords, but we realized you’re failing to do basic maintenance.	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2071	If you wouldn't mind keeping your dog off the lawn...	1.2069	0.04155	116	94	20	2
2072	Wow, it's cold here. We just arrived from Texas.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2073	The other volunteer group got the middle east.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2074	Our planet has no Fall. We'll try just the leaves first.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2075	Of course we'll return the rakes before we leave.	1.2066	0.04218	121	99	19	3
2076	We’re from France	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2077	Alien is an alien is an alien?	1.2065	0.05473	92	78	9	5
2078	We’ve heard how messed up your whole planet is so we teleported over to show our support.	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
2079	thanks for cleaning up after your pet; that stuff RUINS our engines!	1.2063	0.04112	126	103	20	3
2080	Our next step is to cash it in.	1.2062	0.04381	97	78	18	1
2081	Face “ it somebodies got to do i	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2082	We are about finished. Please keep your pulling devise off the grass.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2083	What the hell, we heard you all have motorized blower thingies.	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2084	We would rather rake than pick up after that little animal.	1.2059	0.05089	102	86	11	5
2085	Actually, our ancestors were here 800,000 years before yours. So, NOW who's the alien?	1.2059	0.04258	102	82	19	1
2086	Qhat do uoi expect to get for menial labor in 2023?	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2087	The base pay is crappy but the travel allowance is great.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2088	Our publicist suggested this as a way to meet people instead of beaming them up.	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
2089	When are the pick-up days?	1.2056	0.04739	107	89	14	4
2090	Your wife told us where to put the rakes when we're done. It doesn't look good for you.	1.2056	0.05098	107	91	10	6
2091	The loud leaf blower is not a problem for us as we have no ears,but we want to honor your town	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2092	Not all of those piles are leaves.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2093	Let’s switch.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2094	It's the least we can do to clean up the mess down here.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2095	Please, just leaf us alone !	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2096	Take me to your closest garden center	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
2097	We consider trees and their leaves to be valuable resources on our planet.	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2098	Fuel for our space ship and you get a leaf-free yard? So what's the complaint?	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
2099	It's Autumn...we're just trying to fit in.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2100	There's been multiple reports of Unidentified Lying Objects in the area.	1.2054	0.04419	112	92	17	3
2101	We are here to help you with your forest fires.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2102	I guess no one from here wanted the work.	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2103	Did your leaf just bark?	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
2104	If we vaporize the trees, we vaporize the leaves.	1.2051	0.03941	117	94	22	1
2105	We do this for fun every 100 years or so….	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2106	Well, your dog only has one eye.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2107	Will you take us to your leader now?	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2108	No, we definitely don't have a ray that turns people into leaves....	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2109	And keep the contrails same as last year, Mr Glenwood?	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2110	Leaf blowers freak some people out."	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
2111	We come in peace… may I rake your dog?	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
2112	Did you know that this year you should actually leave your fallen maple leaves on your lawn so that your soil can enhance in quality and your earthworms will be a helpful contribution to your garden?	1.2049	0.04647	122	103	13	6
2113	We need to leave.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
2114	Exceptions?	1.2047	0.04519	127	107	14	6
2115	Please mister, we’ll get all the TP out of your trees – just let us take off our costumes!”	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2116	I hope you clean up after that leashed life form better than you clean up after these stick life forms!	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2117	Un-be-leaf-able, right?	1.2045	0.05399	88	74	10	4
2118	We are here to serve.	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
2119	HELLO AGAIN NORMAN... This Time You better Curb. Your. Dog.	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2120	It is noted you do not bag your dog’s excrement	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2121	Your leader has a real sense of humor. Do you know why he wants the forest raked?	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
2122	Please pick-up after your dog.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
2123	We’re clearing the unidentified fall objects	1.2043	0.04473	93	75	17	1
2124	We could see from our home planet that you were never going to do it.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2125	Our kind is very OCD you know	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2126	Take me to your tree litter.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2127	The Judge gave us community service.	1.2041	0.04802	98	81	14	3
2128	We do the jobs you don't want to do.	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2129	When we're done, you'll have to come see our home	1.2039	0.05228	103	88	9	6
2130	They’ve been called home.	1.2039	0.04441	103	84	17	2
2131	We’re gonna send down the grandchildren to play when they’re a little deeper.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2132	We decided that this was way easier than the fact that your oceans are due to catch fire in 2.5 years.	1.2039	0.05043	103	87	11	5
2133	We prefer to be called 'undocumented foreigners'. Now which of you is paying?	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2134	It beats anal probing.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2135	The southern border, no. Southern constellation, yes. Why do you ask?	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2136	Who do we talk to about cashing in once we’ve completed the bonus round?	1.2039	0.04851	103	86	13	4
2137	Our species has not yet evolved to the leaf blower stage.	1.2039	0.04650	103	85	15	3
2138	Turns out your "W" sounds like our "L."	1.2037	0.04511	108	89	16	3
2139	We're on a Community Service Order.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2140	Dead leaves are worth more than gold on our planet.	1.2037	0.04880	108	91	12	5
2141	We know it's cliché but us aliens just enjoy landscaping.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2142	Who did you think would do the work when you all banned leaf blowers?	1.2037	0.04315	108	88	18	2
2143	We're collecting DNA to reforest our planet.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2144	You, primitive Bipod; take scoop; clean-up after Master.	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
2145	Did we miss the cherry blossom season?	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
2146	Don’t know why we had so much trouble getting work authorization from Homeland Security…	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2147	Being in space for so long is alienating.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2148	No I haven't seen the movie Moonraker. Why do you ask?	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
2149	It's part of our community service after "accidentally" speeding through the galaxy.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2150	If your dog drops anything...we will probe your socks off.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2151	Where can I get a leaf blower around here?	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2152	And. Where did you say you are taking the leaves?	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2153	And now for the probe.”	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
2154	… and at the end, we were hired by México.	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2155	We solved the problem by getting rid of the trees. That's why we had to come here.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2156	It's true, you really don't know what you got until it's gone.	1.2033	0.04754	123	105	11	7
2157	As you can see, we are working in your neighborhood, and I would like to know if there is any work we can do for you -- such as rake your leaves, eat your brai... I mean, clean your gutters.	1.2033	0.04892	123	106	9	8
2158	It was the only job we could get that didn't ask for paperwork.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
2159	Sweeping up stardust pays better but this gig keeps us grounded.	1.2033	0.03992	123	100	21	2
2160	We like a clean-cut look.	1.2031	0.04054	128	105	20	3
2161	We decoded all those desperate cries for help from down here.	1.2030	0.04100	133	110	19	4
2162	If you need a bag, I've got one on my ship.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
2163	We're going to grab some beers after this if you want to join us	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
2164	We have an advanced flux capacitor now, it runs on leaves ... or most any form of biomass.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2165	I'm confused, should I be raking you as well?	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
2166	Enough with these poncey rakes! Take me to your leaf blower human!	1.2021	0.04164	94	75	19	0
2167	We're trying to restore order to the Universe.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2168	Nice, You have an electric one	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2169	We still are hoping to find signs of intelligent life on this planet, and therefore have expanded our data collection.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2170	We heard the fall foliage was out of this world.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2171	Excuse me, could you point us to the nearest wormhole?	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2172	Be careful we like a clean lawn for our dogs to poop on.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2173	Dude, really? Pick up after you dog!	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2174	You said you’d my sponsor my Visa.	1.2020	0.04536	99	81	16	2
2175	We offer dog-walking services, too.	1.2020	0.04969	99	83	12	4
2176	It's part of our new public relations campaign.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2177	What can I say, still we miss trees.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2178	To think that we used to collect organic samples for free	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2179	If only.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2180	I can’t tell, is the work dehumanizing?	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2181	No. I do not know Captain Kirk!	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2182	Leaves are Crypto on our planet. We ran out of trees.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
2183	Now that the jig is up we can share our know how with you humans.	1.2019	0.04808	104	87	13	4
2184	Yes, I do speak English. You shouldn't make assumptions because it's manual labor.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2185	A Green Card? That's Speciest!	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2186	I agree: I should leave.	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2187	Yes, it would be a shame to waste this deelicious food	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2188	As illegal aliens we take the most menial jobs	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2189	We want to thank you for curbing your dog.	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2190	You really should take better care of your planet.	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2191	We were told this is what humans do for fun.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2192	We serve the whole Universe	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2193	Those SETI guys asked for maintenance.	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
2194	Ah! That explains it. There was a typo. The first letter of the first word should have been 'T' on the message that said: 'Rake me to your leader.'	1.2018	0.04166	114	93	19	2
2195	Yeah even when you buy the whole planet, those HOA rules are so strict.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2196	I assure you that every member of my landscaping crew has their green card.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2197	We still believe that young people need to learn the value of hard work.	1.2017	0.04398	119	99	16	4
2198	They thought we were trying to abduct them, and dropped those on us.	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2199	Our tagline is we do the job at the speed of light.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2200	Because you people really need help.	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
2201	We've migrated a long way.	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2202	Well, someone's gotta take care of this place....	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2203	You know,they believe us to be ‘manufactured dolls’…. Think they’ll buy ‘legal aliens’❓	1.2016	0.04282	124	103	17	4
2204	We love your Fall season!	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
2205	It's not what I meant when I said we'll help with the "fall of earth."	1.2016	0.04432	124	104	15	5
2206	Guys, stop raking them in circles.	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2207	We've had to look further away to find people willing to do the work.	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2208	We are landscapers from France.	1.2000	0.04544	125	106	13	6
2209	OK, yeah. so we lost a bet. whats your point?	1.2000	0.05519	95	82	7	6
2210	We're here as part of a alien exchange program!	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2211	Actually, we know how to solve all Earth's problems, but this is the only job we can get as illegal aliens.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2212	We blew them off, we bag ‘em up!	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
2213	Hey Sam, want to run up to Mars later and grab some candy?	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2214	THAT thing is the reason for the 'sticky' leaves?	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2215	Because of the nasty notice from the City Inspections Department we certainly won't be purchasing any more land on this planet!	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2216	After the abduction, we thought a bit of community service was needed.	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2217	40 hours of galactic service.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2218	We find that they are delicious in Venus Bars.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2219	We knew this would happen if you built that wall.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2220	Back home we have robots to do this.	1.2000	0.04364	105	86	17	2
2221	*Want to try something new?"	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2222	Tell the Mayor ..... we need reimbursement for travel expense	1.2000	0.04954	105	89	11	5
2223	I don't know why our landscaping company made us wear these stupid uniforms.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
2224	We're looking for Reese's Pieces.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2225	Does this make us seem more or less alien?	1.2000	0.04569	105	87	15	3
2226	Why do illegal aliens have to do yardwork?	1.2000	0.04149	105	85	19	1
2227	Take me to your gutters and leaders.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2228	Take me to your leaf pile.	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2229	Court mandated community service	1.2000	0.04399	125	105	15	5
2230	Never mind us, we are just having an intergalactic scavenger hunt, how about you?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2231	It’s a living.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2232	We work for less than $15/hour.	1.2000	0.03906	135	111	21	3
2233	We found your poop in our yard that your servant failed to pick up!	1.2000	0.04621	110	92	14	4
2234	Was that just a K-9 P or is it a KP-9 ?	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2235	Okay, we'll do your lawn as a trade, but we probe you, not the Earthling tied to the rope.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2236	In this economy, we’re take what we can get!	1.2000	0.04204	140	118	16	6
2237	We may be aliens but we’re not illegal - we were hired by the parks dept.	1.2000	0.04798	110	93	12	5
2238	"We're supposed to be distributing leaflets, but we're from out of town."	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
2239	Those raking skills are out of this world!	1.2000	0.04766	105	88	13	4
2240	We time travel back to the spring and reattach those leaves.	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
2241	We found another use for the anal probes.	1.1985	0.04151	136	114	17	5
2242	When can we see your leader?	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
2243	They add roughage to our sustenance packets so we can get back to some regularity, plus . . . no cholesterol.	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
2244	O.K. Just checking to see if our cloaking device was on.	1.1983	0.03825	121	98	22	1
2245	Your neighborhood's expectations are too powerful for us.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2246	We pick THAT up every month, too.	1.1983	0.04617	116	98	13	5
2247	We' come from the future. We're the solution to the migrant problem!	1.1983	0.04777	116	99	11	6
2248	Last year we tried using leaf blowers, but it didn't go over well.	1.1983	0.04452	116	97	15	4
2249	Finally,one with free jet fuel	1.1983	0.04101	116	95	19	2
2250	Foliage for fuel, Trevor. It's how you get to the post-human phase.	1.1982	0.03801	111	89	22	0
2251	I hope he lets me off this leash before he gets too friendly with this guy.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2252	Curious, none of your 9,000,000 consume this delicacy?	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2253	Their droppings are a delicacy.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2254	I'm just a private but I think our 'perfect' Commander doesn't know the difference between 'leader' and 'litter.'	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2255	Yeah, we’ll do your lawn, but you have to supply the equipment. Take me to your weeder.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2256	Where's your self-respect?	1.1982	0.04400	111	92	16	3
2257	We're looking for dog poo. Can you help us out?	1.1982	0.04758	111	94	12	5
2258	He pays us $50 and it only take us 10 minutes.	1.1982	0.04011	111	90	20	1
2259	The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) hired extraterrestrial gardeners to help clean up the earth.	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2260	We also lead pedestrian lives.	1.1982	0.03801	111	89	22	0
2261	Other than following him with a leash and picking up his discharge, what other tricks does your leader have you perform?	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2262	Bloomberg hired us to keep the parks clean. So we do lawncare by day, and abduct the homeless by night.	1.1981	0.04911	106	90	11	5
2263	We come in peace, but we need these leaves because its Autumn at home, and we don’t have any.	1.1981	0.04114	106	86	19	1
2264	And when we visited Finland,we saw them using brooms.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2265	Fires in our fireplace. What do you use yours for?	1.1981	0.05090	106	91	9	6
2266	Cleaning Mess on Earth. One Broom at a Time.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2267	As alien employees we also support universal healthcare	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2268	And is this the noble beast that has produced the cutest droppings in the universe?	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2269	It was our first FUI, so luckily we only have 30 more hours.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2270	We falsely inflated the value of our planetary holdings.	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2271	Galactic Service, for interferring with this Planet's development.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2272	Global invasion? No, it's the final project for our Interstellar Botany class.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2273	Nice autumnal group activity on planet earth, they said.	1.1980	0.04671	101	84	14	3
2274	Leaf blowers are a pet peeve of ours.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2275	... best employment we could get without a little green card.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2276	Just so you know, our kind don’t wear shoes.	1.1980	0.05078	101	86	10	5
2277	We like jumping in the pile too.	1.1980	0.04879	101	85	12	4
2278	We're tidying up because we plan to stay a while.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2279	We were told to leave.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
2280	It's so we can wire money back to our families.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
2281	For some reason, your leaves make the best mulch.	1.1979	0.05048	96	81	11	4
2282	No worries. We just breezed into town to make a quick buck. We’ll be on our way soon.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2283	I said "Take me to your LEADER! "Not this Leafer thing.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
2284	We're applying for citizenship here in your suburb.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
2285	Keep that Pooper away from our Saucer and we won't surgically remove your Spleen.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
2286	Rake your lawn, sir? We need plutonium to get home.	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
2287	Other planets call us FREAKS.....you people call us NEAT FREAKS.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
2288	Aliens--we get the job done.	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
2289	Sir can you please clean up after your dog. Respect your parks.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
2290	What?! They let you have dogs here? How much is pet rent?? Honey they let you have dogs here!!	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
2291	A miniature dog you said? Wow - and I thought I’d seen everything	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
2292	So, every year, since the beginning of time leaves fall at the same time of the year, and still your species has not found a better way to clean them up?	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
2293	It’s a common misconception that ‘green’ refers to the color of our skin.	1.1967	0.04603	122	104	12	6
2294	What? Did you think the leaves just disappeared by themselves?	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
2295	It's hard finding parking. We'll move it as soon as one opens up.	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
2296	Hearts and Minds," dude	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
2297	We are not in danger; we are the HOA.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2298	Why don’t you make like a tree and leaf, you lazy, entitled, miserable substandard excuse for a species.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2299	It's court-ordered service. Sorry about the probes.	1.1966	0.04739	117	100	11	6
2300	On our planet they're an aphrodisiac.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2301	We're recent recruits for the illegal alien work program ...	1.1966	0.04581	117	99	13	5
2302	I've heard of this cleaning device... I-Robot?	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2303	Huh, this wasn't what I imagined when they said A.I. would change our lives for the better.	1.1966	0.04739	117	100	11	6
2304	Third generation leaf farmers, ay-uh!	1.1966	0.04739	117	100	11	6
2305	If you tighten immigration laws you won’t have workers like us to do the menial seasonal jobs you people won’t do.	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
2306	This is the extra part.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2307	In our culture it is taboo for trees to poop on the lawn.	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2308	Please keep your dog off our collection area.	1.1964	0.04176	112	92	18	2
2309	As illegal aliens, we just want to demonstrate our work ethic.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2310	No, no we are legal aliens. No jobs taken here.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2311	Excuse me sir, May I trade my rake for your dog?	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2312	What does 'no salary' mean?	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2313	Oh, fuck!	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
2314	Stuck here til we earn more money. Gas prices unbelievable, right?	1.1964	0.04886	112	96	10	6
2315	Dude, between this and eternity behind bars...	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2316	This is our day to give back.	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
2317	What do you mean by “It’s “Take” us?”	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2318	We’re doing community service. We landed on a national park.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2319	We are here to serve man.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2320	May we harvest your bark?	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
2321	We’re taking it all starting with leaves oh and can we scan your animal companion	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
2322	When they go low, we go high.	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2323	How much to eat that dog? How about 200 leaves?	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
2324	You go first." Liza Wherry, North Canaan, Connecticu	1.1963	0.04868	107	91	11	5
2325	I'll bet you have been wondering where all your rakes have gone.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
2326	I found the best recipe for "Witch Soup" but I can't find anyone that sells the Spanish warts.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
2327	Not to worry sir. We are simply conducting a study of these unidentified fallen objects.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2328	We saw the job posted online.	1.1961	0.03951	102	82	20	0
2329	Please tell me we didn't travel trillions of miles to make first contact - and we're picking up the leaves we blew off trees while landing as a gesture of good will - just so you could stroll through here without a pooper scooper.	1.1961	0.05031	102	87	10	5
2330	This is called "reverse psychology"	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2331	More Aliens taking our jobs.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2332	We received a thousand calls from the homeowners association.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2333	We heard about the mess down here.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2334	We have leaves to. Just wanted to say thanks for letting us visit.	1.1959	0.04308	97	79	17	1
2335	Residen alien work force.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2336	It doesn’t hurt our backs so much as our big brains.	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
2337	Would you happen to have a leaf blower?	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2338	You'll have fun. they said.	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
2339	We do not comprehend....you clean up after him but not them?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2340	'….just some light cleaning before the Empress arrives. It helps her decide whether the planet is worth invading or not.'	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
2341	We were sentenced to community service on this planet, as the work never ends.	1.1955	0.04197	133	112	16	5
2342	Good lord sir! Get your trees under control!	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2343	We from the planet Xyzo want you to know that Wal-Mart does have the lowest prices in gardening equipment in the known universe.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2344	Photosynthesis is dead.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2345	Get a’long ‘lil doggie — we’re not here to clean up poop.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
2346	We’re learning how to serve Man…	1.1953	0.04008	128	106	19	3
2347	No, that’s not true. I never said a word about “Take me to your weeder.”	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
2348	Please keep your dog away from our food please!	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
2349	The robots clean up at home before we have a chance	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
2350	Our ship runs on composted leaves.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2351	They saw the latest TikTok challenge with fall leaves and kept begging me to come down here.	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
2352	As soon as all the cash is raked in we're blowing up the planet. And we're taking the little god with us.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2353	This seems to happen every time this planet reaches this point in its orbit.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2354	Would you rather get an anal probe?	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2355	We decided to take "leaves" over "leave."	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
2356	It's community service for flying objects without identification	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2357	The TLDR is AI took all the jobs on our planet.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2358	We like to give back.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2359	Howdy, neighbor, just mining ginkgo for our blockchain like you suggested.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2360	So we understand aliens do the yard work around here.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2361	Oh, this isn't what they meant when they told us to leave?	1.1944	0.03826	108	87	21	0
2362	Came here for work	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2363	We are fine, it was even worse with the sand.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2364	Apparently, local help for yardwork is hard to find these days.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2365	What's your dog's name? How old is she? What breed is she?	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2366	We traverse the galaxy looking for problems we can fix.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2367	They wanted the “old school” experience for this outing.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2368	That new no disintegration ray bylaw is killing my margins!	1.1944	0.04643	108	91	13	4
2369	It's called an Obsessive Compulsive World Order.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2370	I think that we are more alike then we think. I am an alien on the inside and your an alien on the outside.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2371	We eat them for the chlorophyll.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2372	Your leaders asked us to leaf peacefully.	1.1942	0.04986	103	88	10	5
2373	Are you SURE that gathering the most dried up plant parts will make us rulers of this planet?	1.1942	0.04588	103	86	14	3
2374	Leafy greens are so yesterday, am I right?	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2375	Take us to anyone but your leader.	1.1942	0.05173	103	89	8	6
2376	Tell Fermi: Paradox solved.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2377	That unit causes trouble for us.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2378	They made abduction a felony in the Milky Way.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2379	Why is your species wasting these scrumptious delicacies?	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2380	We are aliens, we do the jobs you don't want to be doing	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2381	Yard work was a lot easier in New Mexico, but the heat was awful.	1.1939	0.05553	98	86	5	7
2382	Take me to your leave-er	1.1939	0.04953	98	83	11	4
2383	We were told the pay would be better here.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2384	We try to leave each phenomenon a little better than we found it.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2385	We were sent to replaced leaf blowers	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
2386	You call it a “rake” ? A leaf gather and dispose design is really quite nice.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
2387	We are not illegal Aliens. Now give us your dog... we're hungry	1.1935	0.04119	93	75	18	0
2388	We can never find a black hole when we need one.	1.1935	0.04897	93	78	12	3
2389	Sir,excuse me,but we are LEGAL aliens.	1.1935	0.04387	124	105	14	5
2390	Isn't it abut time we met your leader?	1.1933	0.04349	119	100	15	4
2391	Every time we’re ready to take over you’ve made another mess!	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2392	Happy Mothership, Happy Life.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2393	we're short on compost	1.1932	0.04233	88	71	17	0
2394	The Air Force suggested it would go better for us if we just act normal.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2395	We are trying to understand your obsession with doing this every fall.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
2396	We’re just here for the yard art.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
2397	Yes, our AI is light years ahead, but we love to compost.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
2398	We've come 102.78 light years and this is all you can find for us to do?	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2399	We'll trade our warp drive technology for your leaf blower technology.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
2400	It's 2083 we've still got aliens doing our yard work.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
2401	We need organic material for our energy generator; you could say foliage is power.	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
2402	We got 32 hours community service. The planet of our choice. No jail time.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2403	We illegal aliens just work cheaper!	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
2404	We need to invent a leaf blower...	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2405	It's a rare opportunity. The leave float up where we come from.	1.1927	0.04604	109	92	13	4
2406	If we have to make a special trip it’s pretty pricy.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2407	Did that little dog make all of this poop?	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
2408	We’re making like trees and leaves.	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
2409	Our leaf blowers don't work in this galaxy.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2410	Or if you wish, we could eliminate all of Earth’s leaf bearing trees.	1.1926	0.03565	135	110	24	1
2411	We're recovering leaf blower addicts.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2412	And you think picking up after your dog is a big effort?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2413	what are you in for?	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2414	We never said 'Take us to your leader.' We said 'Rake the leaves up, Peter.'	1.1923	0.03952	130	108	19	3
2415	It’s a community service thing. You don’t want to know.	1.1923	0.04941	104	89	10	5
2416	Is that one of the blowers we've heard about? Can I try it?	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2417	We prefer the term “undocumented immigrants”.	1.1923	0.04117	104	85	18	1
2418	Outdoor chores are only alien to New Yorkers	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2419	Our spaceships run on bio-fuel, we are raking it in bringing this stuff back home!	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2420	I'm the project manager of the crop circle	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2421	There just isn't any landscaping work on Mars any more.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2422	The last guy without a dog waste bag is still getting probed on the ship.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2423	It’s just something we enjoy doing.	1.1919	0.03978	99	80	19	0
2424	Your leader gave us rakes."	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2425	We're trying to make a living. What do you care where we're from?	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2426	Careful please, we live in the city and my dog has never seen a rake before!	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2427	Hey. Do you mind keeping your dog off the grass? Our ship needs dry leaves to run.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
2428	Have I seen you somewhere before'?"	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2429	On our planet leaf blowers are outlawed	1.1915	0.04607	94	78	14	2
2430	We're here because we are studying these strange things!	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2431	What is a business card?	1.1915	0.04849	94	79	12	3
2432	Trump’s wall was never going to work.	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2433	I always thought my human was the weird one on our walks.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2434	Happy Interplanetary Improvement Day!	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2435	You may tell everyone it was autumn, but, without the leaves, no one will believe you.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2436	Have you even read the HOA agreement for this sector?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2437	That thing you're holding isn't going to work on leaves	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2438	We may poop leaves, but at least we clean up after ourselves.	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
2439	For once could you answer your mail?	1.1909	0.04565	110	93	13	4
2440	Turns out "To Serve Man" is a gardening manual.	1.1909	0.04917	110	95	9	6
2441	Sure, you clean up after your pet, but what about all this tree excrement?	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
2442	We've decided to move on from crop circles.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2443	We don't do poop.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2444	In the fall, we're extraterrestrial	1.1909	0.04745	110	94	11	5
2445	We’re intrigued by some strange detritus that we find occasionally. Any ideas?	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2446	This is the lawning of The Age of Aquarius.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2447	Oh, they'll just be a side. You and your offspring are the main course.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2448	Your time is up, thank you for playing. Your parting gift will be delivered to your new home planet.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2449	With all the budget cuts, the parks department is outer space sourcing.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2450	They took away my probe and gave me this rake. Honestly, it's the best thing thats ever happened to me.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2451	Yes, we’re very advanced, but you really can’t beat using a rake.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2452	Normally your gutters make for GREAT engines.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2453	No moron. We're NYC park robots. We don't pick up for individuals. What is wrong with you? Are you new here? I think so!	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
2454	Autumn just isn't the same on this planet.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2455	I don’t care if you roke them all up just yesterday.	1.1905	0.04081	105	86	18	1
2456	Yes. We do charge $90 per hour - there are 3 of us after all.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2457	We're practicing what your people do this time of year.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2458	If he’s guilty, you’’re guilty.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2459	'You you mean it isn't a leaf."	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2460	It's our full employment plan. We use rakes, you use dogs?	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2461	Well, somebody has to clean up your shitty planet.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2462	I put down my probe, picked up a rake and turned over a new leaf."	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2463	Do we come in peace? We're abiding by your leaf blower ordinance!	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2464	You human collected moon rocks, at least we can compost these leaves and start a garden.	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2465	"It's our favorite salad.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2466	We heard that the path to success on earth is to rake it in. How long should we keep going?	1.1900	0.04191	100	82	17	1
2467	We’re the only migrant workers allowed by the Republicans.	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2468	So you are helping to save your planet by leaving leaves fall where they fall?	1.1900	0.04648	100	84	13	3
2469	Right. You rake them into a big pile and then jump in it.	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
2470	We're studying human ritual.	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
2471	The leaves are like diesel but the dog is premium.	1.1897	0.03855	116	95	20	1
2472	Compost for our baby-breeding nurseries. Why? What do you do with them?	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2473	We are 007ians. According to our sacred texts, the Moon has already been raked.	1.1895	0.04563	95	79	14	2
2474	We need them for the SpaceX Thanksgiving parade.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2475	These tall ones poop a lot.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2476	After traveling through a black hole, the Milky Way, and then your solar system, that border was a piece of cake.	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
2477	We were caught here illegally by ICE, so we're serving our Community Service sentence.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2478	It's a promo from the Martin Leaf & Lawn Service.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
2479	I think there’s been a misunderstanding. We wanted to see the world fall, not IN Fall.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2480	Earth leaves are quite the delicacy back home	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
2481	Turns out there's no statute of limitations on probing violations.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
2482	You're lucky to live where these grow on trees.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
2483	‘Aliens’ or not, good luck proving we crossed the border illegally.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
2484	None of us could find that 10th leaf for the school project due tomorrow.	1.1889	0.04440	90	74	15	1
2485	Halloween is over...	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2486	We're just doing the jobs Americans won't do.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2487	Our fuel source is beneath us.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2488	We're herbivores. What did you think?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2489	Take me to your leading home and garden supply store.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2490	No, we cannot rake your dog in, too.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2491	Our leader says that this is the best way to prevent forest fires	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2492	The life forms on Xy!h'er will pay 300 GalaxyCoin for a spaceship load of these things.	1.1887	0.03818	106	86	20	0
2493	Hey, Man! We like a clean ship .	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
2494	It's what you people call rocket fuel.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2495	$900!!! I'm sorry y'all I don't have enough to cover it.	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2496	If the landlord maintains the lawn, its one less thing to worry about until the invasion, I mean eviction begins.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2497	The Universe has spoken and sent us. We will be leaving a sufficient supply of these to replace those screaming machines of your's when all are obliterated tomorrow.	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
2498	And how do I know that you’re not a Martian in an Earthling’s suit?	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
2499	How intelligent is your life form if we pick all these things up only for them to fall again next year?	1.1887	0.04469	106	89	14	3
2500	We’re collecting carbon for our vehicle. Could your servant give us a hand ?	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
2501	I don't remember ET being this helpful in the movie...	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
2502	ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
2503	If you don't need this small creature, we will take it home and have it sit in our laps.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2504	Take me to your union president.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
2505	We're trying to make the planet look nice for our leader's visit.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2506	Yeah, Mars is kind of barren, but at least you don't have to rake.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
2507	Our leaders told us to harvest DNA from your planet's lifeforms and this was the easiest way to technically fulfill the requirement.	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2508	They said we'd be learning Earth's cultures.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2509	Someone’s got to do it.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2510	We've been sentenced to community service in your sector of the galaxy	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2511	Go ahead and let the dog go poop on the grass. We use it to fuel are ship. The smell doesn't bother us because we have no noses.	1.1881	0.04606	101	85	13	3
2512	We're going green.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2513	This gravity tbing is overrated.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
2514	Money really grows on trees here!	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
2515	You don't think the leaves rake themselves?	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
2516	As your leader requested, we are raking them into a pile appropriate for jumping into.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
2517	Your getup is also a fright.	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
2518	As soon as the floor is clean, we will roll out the red carpet to abduct you.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
2519	Take me to your leaf blower.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2520	You don’t know what you’re missing. Desiccated leaves are delicious.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2521	We responded to the AI “Help Wanted Ad”	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
2522	It's our medium of exchange. Why do you ask?	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2523	I said, "Take me to your leader, not leafer!"	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
2524	You know you can't just leave those there.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2525	Please don't pick up after your dog; we need the sample.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2526	Who’d you think did it, the HOA?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2527	Thank you for picking up!	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2528	Your general told us to leave…	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2529	Take me to your shredder.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2530	Which one of you has been taking a dump on my lawn?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2531	We left Andromeda before the leaf blower was invented.	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
2532	Of course, being intellectually superior comes with a high degree of OCD.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
2533	The fall every year?!	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
2534	The food here sucks.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2535	I don’t think your rake is going to help us out very much.	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2536	How? Because our travel costs are low. And by the way, we also offer dog walking sevices	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
2537	Sir, I think we did enough for destroying your lawn while landing.	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
2538	What, you've never seen Mexicans before?	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
2539	We're collecting identified flying objects.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
2540	Can you put me in touch with Tom Cruise?	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2541	I thought the expression was ‘leaf me to your leader’.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
2542	No, we've never used them as probes, it's always been about the zen, man.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
2543	Let's see them deny the existence of unidentified falling objects now!	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2544	They closed the southern border.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
2545	Let me rake you to my leader.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2546	It looked cool online, not so much fun in person.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2547	I didn't realize that this is what they meant when they said illegal aliens are taking our jobs...	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
2548	Netflix is raising its prices again.	1.1869	0.04625	107	91	12	4
2549	We have heard from your leader Trump that these items are very valuable and the source of all human wealth!	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2550	Nope, sorry. You gotta bring a baggie like everybody else.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2551	We pay into social security too, ok?	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
2552	What fuel do you use for your rocket ship?	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2553	Zorblatt here used the last of our biofuel to host movie night and, well, here we are.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2554	Do you see any leaves on Mars?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2555	You humans would rather walk the dog than use foliage for unlimited source of zero emission happiness?	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2556	Aliens do do most of the physical labor jobs	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
2557	We're ready to begin testing the probe end.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2558	And I thought he said take me to your WEEDER!...	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
2559	Please don't tell La Migra.	1.1868	0.04920	91	77	11	3
2560	You have no idea what a valuable natural resource dead leaves are on our planet. And you just throw them away!	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2561	We work for Leafheap Ltd.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2562	I am sure you are referring to our method and not our skin tone.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2563	Community service for a disadvantaged planet was the penalty for our crimes.	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
2564	Are you the previous owner of this planet?	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2565	Cleaning up for end of Season Sale	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
2566	"We're clearing a path for your abduction."	1.1863	0.04117	102	84	17	1
2567	Please do not worry. We are here to remember what it was like to have trees. We lost ours to climate change.	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
2568	This is ridiculous! Back home leaves only fall once every two years.	1.1863	0.04971	102	88	9	5
2569	Wait, and then you pick it up with your hand? Weird.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
2570	Looks like you're the only human we couldn't drive off the planet with our mind dissolving leaf blowers.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
2571	Envious Earthling, we really are raking it in now!"	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
2572	I said leader, not leafer!	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
2573	I've heard of outsourcing, but this is ridiculous.	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
2574	Would your animal like to take a ride?	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
2575	Welcome to UFR, unidentified flying rakes with absolutely NO relation to unidentified flying referees a.k.a UFR!	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
2576	Maybe so. But when it comes to fashion, you're not exactly Darth Vader, are you?	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
2577	We're doing community service for flying under the influence...and thanks for bringing a snack for my crew.	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
2578	'"We are spiffing up before the invasion''	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
2579	This beaut gets 27 light-years per leaf.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
2580	We had a choice either 30 days in jail or doing this cleanup for being found guilty for an unathorized landing!	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2581	Well, technically we're illegal...	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
2582	We use them to make beds for our abductees.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
2583	The wall keeps out the competition.	1.1856	0.03968	97	79	18	0
2584	Mother Earth cried for help. We had to take over.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2585	you want fries with that?	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
2586	Leaves are great for covering our tracks.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
2587	We’ll be taking those wilted eyes home with us.	1.1855	0.04340	124	106	13	5
2588	Your leader told us to leave.	1.1852	0.04948	108	94	8	6
2589	If he's incapable of raking, wherein lies his value?	1.1852	0.03755	108	88	20	0
2590	They’re a delicacy on planet Xhzqtsrc Xhztl.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2591	We needed a permit to disintegrate them.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2592	Who put you in charge anyway?	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
2593	Wait, so you pay the HOA, and they tell you when to do yard work?	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2594	We intend to dominate the interplanetary market for landscaping	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
2595	OK, OK, but once we've swept up the leaves, can we continue flying?	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2596	We are still adapting to the Universal ban on leaf blowers.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
2597	Your leader decided to take us here.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
2598	You weren't supposed to see this but our cloaking device is broken. So, if someone asks, just tell them that it was the city subcontractors who raked the area.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
2599	We burn them for fuel, what do you do with them?	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
2600	This might seem alien to the average man but we quite enjoy it.	1.1848	0.04352	92	76	15	1
2601	OK, we give up. Why do you do it?	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2602	Yeah,well...back on my planet,we eat people like you.	1.1848	0.05110	92	79	9	4
2603	We know we're overqualified, but it's the only work undocumented beings can get!	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
2604	I'm from your government and I'm here to help you.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
2605	Please pick up after your leader.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
2606	We’ve always believed in helping the weak and needy when we can…	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
2607	Our mission is to seek out new life and new foliage.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2608	Don't worry Fred, the kids get an allowance.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
2609	Trump said racking the woods would prevent forest fires.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2610	The job you and your friends do is out of this world!	1.1845	0.05116	103	90	7	6
2611	Cleanliness is next to your primitive conception of Godliness.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
2612	Yeah, I had trouble parking and we got placed on community service to clean up the forest I hit.	1.1845	0.03840	103	84	19	0
2613	Take me to your composting facility.	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
2614	See—we don’t all want to be taken to your leader!	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
2615	What’s not to understand? We will leave as soon as we’ve taken our leaves.	1.1842	0.04755	114	99	9	6
2616	On our planet an ounce of leaves sells for a hundred glorbs.	1.1842	0.03647	114	93	21	0
2617	I don't get it, other aliens cross the border and don't have to work.	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
2618	Take us to your lawnblower.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
2619	We passed as legal aliens.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
2620	This new lawn company is out of this world.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
2621	We had heard New England in autumn was glorious, but it's really just a grind.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
2622	Your government told us to leave.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
2623	We are collecting all of your foreign matter.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
2624	Community Service sucks.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2625	You seem to pick up a lot of refuse on this planet!	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
2626	Yeah, today is our company’s annual day of service.	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2627	This is really annoying! Where we come from people use Pooh bags for their pets	1.1837	0.04666	98	83	12	3
2628	The leaf blowers drive us crazy so we are handling it ourselves.	1.1837	0.05097	98	85	8	5
2629	We're part of a work-study program from Mars U.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
2630	I hope you're not planning to contaminate our samples!	1.1837	0.05097	98	85	8	5
2631	This is how we leave you alone.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
2632	We recycle - everything.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
2633	Sir, would you kindly pick up after your dog?	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
2634	What? Your prisons don’t have work release?.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
2635	It’s the fuel for our warp drive.	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
2636	You look like you've never seen a one-armed alien...	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
2637	What? You've never seen community service?	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
2638	We come from the planet Tidy.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
2639	What? Did you think this thing didn't run on fossil fuels?	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
2640	I'm here to sweep the "leaves" not sweep what your dog "leaves"	1.1835	0.04729	109	94	10	5
2641	We travelled 10,000 light years and you couldn't be bothered to rack the leaves?	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
2642	We could have warned you about having gravity.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
2643	Our HOA is very demanding..."	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
2644	Well, someone has to take care of things.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
2645	Doesn't anybody on your planet clean up anything?	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
2646	We're undocumented, so this is just a starter job.	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
2647	We don't even have any trees, yet the leaves still end up on our lawn!	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
2648	On our planet we don't have trees.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
2649	It’s part of an intergalactic community service project - Earth is pretty high on the list right now.	1.1828	0.04030	93	76	17	0
2650	Yeah apparently they moved the leaf pick-up to tomorrow, instead of Thursday.	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
2651	My crew likes raking something besides rocks.	1.1828	0.04310	93	77	15	1
2652	They’re delicacies for us. We sprinkle them on tuna eyeballs.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
2653	When I'm done here, I could walk your biped for a sawbuck.	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
2654	Would you like to borrow a rake?	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
2655	Do you want to find out what the other end is for?	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
2656	You can let us probe them, or you can have forest fires, you decide …	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2657	We discovered tea	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
2658	Am I not recognized as trash?	1.1827	0.03807	104	85	19	0
2659	We've just invaded here and wondered if you might know what day yard waste is picked up.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
2660	Sixty hours community service. You know, for the probes.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
2661	The Neighborhood Association sent a letter, but I guess we just have to come down here and take care of things ourselves, don't we?	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
2662	No worries; we applied for alien work permits.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
2663	Can’t have the place looking abandoned while the owner is…our guest.	1.1827	0.04045	104	86	17	1
2664	Don’t mind us, just collecting your extra terrestrials.	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
2665	The government issued special hazmat suits for landscaping	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
2666	Don't worry we have our EB-3 visas	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
2667	We’re NOT taking HIS “leaves”	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
2668	Melania? No, the name's Fleepgorp. Why do you ask?	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
2669	We're testing various biofuels.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
2670	So where do Earthlings grow their money?	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2671	Believe me, this is not what we signed up for at the intergalactic academy back home.	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
2672	We’re $30/hour and require on-road parking.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2673	To answer your question, we created this thing called Artificial Intelligence, but unfortunately we really didn't think it through.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
2674	We've run out of compost on our home planet.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2675	Beats coming down in a few months to shovel	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2676	We're raking up all of your leaders and taking them with us.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2677	We need earth leaves for fuel. Will you provide us with a leaf blower?	1.1818	0.03896	99	81	18	0
2678	Piecework just doesn’t pay like it used to prior to climate change.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2679	Just a few after-Halloween odd jobs. We should be finished and back home by Thanksgiving.	1.1818	0.04393	99	83	14	2
2680	Thanks, but we were just leafing.	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2681	There just aren't many job options for illegal aliens.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
2682	High command said to bring back samples of orderly life and your species didn't qualify.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
2683	OK, after we finish this, then you'll take us to your leader?	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
2684	At our home planet broiled dog with oak leaf dressing is an annual feast. What do you do around here?	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
2685	We're raking leaves this fall to help raise money for intergalactic camp next summer. Could we rake your yard, too, Mr. Smith?	1.1818	0.04622	99	84	12	3
2686	Why yes ! As a matter of fact I am from the constellation Guatemalia.	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2687	Seeing as we're not using leaf blowers now we've really not gone unnoticed.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
2688	We came here to work	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
2689	With these trees dropping leaves constantly, it’s impossible to keep the landing pad clean.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
2690	Well, it was ruining our view.	1.1818	0.04508	110	94	12	4
2691	I have food on my face, don’t I?	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
2692	and then we found an unidentified brown substance amongst the leaves ....	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
2693	Nah. we're not undocumented aliens, we're just aliens. Got a cigarette?	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
2694	We found the poop of a tiny dog on our lawn.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
2695	Take me to your weed-eater.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
2696	taking a few of these home for memorie's sake" - "no, please leave them here	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2697	Can I be your girlfriend?	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
2698	It's the only way to get Caitlin Covington to stop posting	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
2699	Why yes, we take Venmo.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
2700	You wouldn’t happen to have a leaf blower we could borrow?	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
2701	I said "Take me to your leader", not "Take me for a leafer"!	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2702	We needed to tidey up so our new crop circles stand out ...???	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2703	I know why we are being punished; how our actions violated peoples' privacy and dignity. But I'd do it again.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
2704	We have arrived to bring the Fall of humanity.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2705	YOUPEOPLE HAVEN'T INVENTED NUCLEAR GARDENING?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2706	Can you believe the town council voted to ban leaf blowers?	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2707	This was a lot easier before they banned leaf blowers.	1.1809	0.03991	94	77	17	0
2708	These are way easier than the probes.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2709	You really think we got here through the Southern border?	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2710	Where's Waldo?	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2711	She dropped an earring back	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
2712	If we can build a spacecraft, you would think we could build something better than a rake.	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
2713	We’re collecting fuel…for our Flux Capacitor…	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2714	You should expect more. You are #32 on our 128 item scavenger hunt...	1.1807	0.04249	83	68	15	0
2715	There's nothing wrong with being an alien lawn keeper. It's an honest living.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2716	I'm on work-release now, but someday I hope to direct...	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
2717	Its not what you think. We are just looking for dog

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