Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Sorry I was late. I hit every traffic light on the way here. |
1.9013 |
0.02279 |
1338 |
537 |
396 |
405 |
1 |
You haven't noticed my new necklace. |
1.7860 |
0.01529 |
2678 |
1186 |
879 |
613 |
2 |
I heard our future is in oil. |
1.7488 |
0.01865 |
1883 |
912 |
532 |
439 |
3 |
Why is everyone here acting like we don't exist? |
1.7479 |
0.01813 |
1872 |
871 |
602 |
399 |
4 |
I thought nice guys like you were extinct. |
1.7428 |
0.02200 |
1213 |
552 |
421 |
240 |
5 |
Well it took 200 million years but we finally got a reservation. |
1.7306 |
0.02309 |
1173 |
567 |
355 |
251 |
6 |
I wouldn't have imagined we'd be dining here in a million years. |
1.7142 |
0.02006 |
1459 |
696 |
484 |
279 |
7 |
I saw the way you looked at that giraffe. |
1.7101 |
0.01404 |
3108 |
1533 |
943 |
632 |
8 |
It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't stare at my chest. |
1.7034 |
0.01557 |
2549 |
1277 |
751 |
521 |
9 |
154 million years?! Has it been that long? |
1.6999 |
0.02080 |
1356 |
662 |
439 |
255 |
10 |
Howard be careful when you go to the restroom, there are ceiling fans. |
1.6926 |
0.01525 |
2554 |
1273 |
794 |
487 |
11 |
Still on the Paleo Diet? |
1.6900 |
0.02317 |
1029 |
493 |
362 |
174 |
12 |
Did you notice how the waiter paused before recommending the littleneck clams? |
1.6841 |
0.01808 |
1798 |
902 |
562 |
334 |
13 |
Simon, I'm just not sure we have a future... |
1.6814 |
0.01914 |
1579 |
788 |
506 |
285 |
14 |
Keep your eyes up here Mr." |
1.6800 |
0.01897 |
1625 |
818 |
509 |
298 |
15 |
That eventually hit the spot. |
1.6771 |
0.01475 |
2682 |
1355 |
838 |
489 |
16 |
We have plenty of time to catch the ark. |
1.6745 |
0.01608 |
2458 |
1311 |
636 |
511 |
17 |
Let’s skip dessert and go see what that big flash of light was all about. |
1.6715 |
0.01925 |
1504 |
747 |
504 |
253 |
18 |
Geez, you could go extinct waiting for some service at this place. |
1.6713 |
0.02001 |
1381 |
683 |
469 |
229 |
19 |
Don’t look, but the Rex’s are right behind you. |
1.6709 |
0.01838 |
1723 |
878 |
534 |
311 |
20 |
I'm not being hysterical, Alan. I saw nuggets shaped like us on their kids' menu. |
1.6709 |
0.01618 |
2297 |
1193 |
667 |
437 |
21 |
Looks like we both lied about our age. |
1.6650 |
0.02264 |
1182 |
622 |
334 |
226 |
22 |
Their menu is excellent, but honestly, what really sold me was the thirty-foot ceiling. |
1.6576 |
0.02358 |
958 |
475 |
336 |
147 |
23 |
Does the dress make my neck look too long? |
1.6498 |
0.01524 |
2556 |
1363 |
725 |
468 |
24 |
Nobody dresses up anymore....we are a dying breed |
1.6484 |
0.02033 |
1317 |
671 |
438 |
208 |
25 |
But all I did was ask for a straw. |
1.6477 |
0.01945 |
1473 |
761 |
470 |
242 |
26 |
That’s really gonna hit the spot. Eventually. |
1.6468 |
0.02108 |
1206 |
611 |
410 |
185 |
27 |
Is it me, or do the portions look small? |
1.6367 |
0.02428 |
867 |
436 |
310 |
121 |
28 |
Yes, longer straws would help" |
1.6361 |
0.02131 |
1135 |
574 |
400 |
161 |
29 |
If the waiter asks us where we're from, just say Europe. |
1.6334 |
0.01725 |
1822 |
950 |
590 |
282 |
30 |
First dinner away from Loch Ness, and you pick seafood? |
1.6324 |
0.02095 |
1303 |
700 |
382 |
221 |
31 |
Did it go down the wrong way?” |
1.6289 |
0.01866 |
2072 |
1284 |
278 |
510 |
32 |
It is so nice to finally have met someone that I see eye-to-eye with... |
1.6255 |
0.02019 |
1295 |
675 |
430 |
190 |
33 |
I was starting to believe that all the good ones were extinct. |
1.6230 |
0.01754 |
1841 |
999 |
537 |
305 |
34 |
You wouldn’t believe how long ago I had to make this reservation |
1.6214 |
0.01851 |
1614 |
867 |
491 |
256 |
35 |
Stop complaining. Do you know how hard it is to find a vegetarian restaurant with 90-foot ceilings? |
1.6208 |
0.01851 |
1672 |
916 |
474 |
282 |
36 |
No more for me, an hour from now, that last drink will go straight to my head. |
1.6206 |
0.02048 |
1252 |
656 |
415 |
181 |
37 |
You should try the primordial soup |
1.6194 |
0.02168 |
1214 |
665 |
346 |
203 |
38 |
Is it just me, or do they seem short-staffed? |
1.6189 |
0.01958 |
1375 |
724 |
451 |
200 |
39 |
Was it hard to find a place with no ceiling fans? |
1.6135 |
0.01960 |
1480 |
817 |
418 |
245 |
40 |
Why do we always get a table outside? |
1.6125 |
0.01887 |
1440 |
756 |
486 |
198 |
41 |
I was expecting you to be taller. |
1.6123 |
0.02382 |
926 |
492 |
301 |
133 |
42 |
I'm from Great Neck. How about you? |
1.6123 |
0.01917 |
1648 |
946 |
397 |
305 |
43 |
Have you noticed we're the last ones here? |
1.6099 |
0.01940 |
1415 |
760 |
447 |
208 |
44 |
Do you think the waiter-saurus? |
1.6096 |
0.02123 |
1250 |
691 |
356 |
203 |
45 |
I'm waiting to see how you pick up that wine glass. |
1.6093 |
0.02108 |
1203 |
648 |
377 |
178 |
46 |
This was the only restaurant in town without ceiling fans. |
1.6080 |
0.01993 |
1449 |
812 |
393 |
244 |
47 |
Do you think the waiter saw us |
1.6063 |
0.02027 |
1359 |
752 |
390 |
217 |
48 |
Are you absolutely set on honeymooning in Loch Ness? |
1.6060 |
0.02054 |
1325 |
755 |
353 |
217 |
49 |
I think we should date other chiropractors. |
1.5981 |
0.02357 |
1371 |
908 |
106 |
357 |
50 |
Wouldn’t you think that from here we could see a waiter? |
1.5973 |
0.02099 |
1264 |
722 |
339 |
203 |
51 |
Really? I find that hard to swallow. |
1.5932 |
0.02203 |
1175 |
671 |
311 |
193 |
52 |
I think I dropped my earring under the table |
1.5887 |
0.02376 |
975 |
551 |
274 |
150 |
53 |
When you said the food here was out of reach, I thought you were talking about the price. |
1.5874 |
0.02381 |
1035 |
605 |
252 |
178 |
54 |
What a lovely anniversary, darling. I can’t believe it’s been 150 million years. |
1.5853 |
0.02308 |
1008 |
575 |
281 |
152 |
55 |
I forgot my glasses. Has our food arrived? |
1.5852 |
0.02391 |
1015 |
592 |
252 |
171 |
56 |
That’s right, mister. My eyes are up here. |
1.5840 |
0.02443 |
1036 |
625 |
217 |
194 |
57 |
I’ve had trouble on dating apps in the past meeting anyone with whom I really see eye to eye. |
1.5811 |
0.02202 |
950 |
501 |
346 |
103 |
58 |
So I heard this place was vegan but what sold it to me was the ceiling height. |
1.5804 |
0.02322 |
920 |
502 |
302 |
116 |
59 |
Actually, I’m partial to the high hanging fruit. |
1.5769 |
0.02384 |
910 |
509 |
277 |
124 |
60 |
This restaurant is known for their extensive wine list but I come for the high ceilings. |
1.5765 |
0.02264 |
1013 |
576 |
294 |
143 |
61 |
You said you were taller on your profile. |
1.5755 |
0.02375 |
994 |
579 |
258 |
157 |
62 |
This is the hottest restaurant in New York. I had to call 65 million years ahead to get a table. |
1.5719 |
0.02498 |
890 |
522 |
229 |
139 |
63 |
The straws! Why do they always forget the straws!? |
1.5717 |
0.02416 |
948 |
552 |
250 |
146 |
64 |
Yes, it's new. No, I still can't tell what time it is. |
1.5697 |
0.02425 |
911 |
532 |
244 |
135 |
65 |
I don’t think it’s the cholesterol that’s going to kill us. |
1.5656 |
0.02560 |
778 |
463 |
204 |
111 |
66 |
Remember the good old days when everything we ate was locally sourced? |
1.5653 |
0.02576 |
773 |
439 |
231 |
103 |
67 |
That silly waiter claims your American Express Card expired 65 million years ago. |
1.5653 |
0.02672 |
789 |
468 |
196 |
125 |
68 |
I hope we are better received here than at the cinema |
1.5646 |
0.02579 |
797 |
460 |
224 |
113 |
69 |
Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans. |
1.5640 |
0.02500 |
867 |
506 |
233 |
128 |
70 |
My eyes are up here, thank you |
1.5636 |
0.02593 |
825 |
489 |
208 |
128 |
71 |
Once again, we're the oldest ones here. |
1.5617 |
0.02707 |
794 |
481 |
180 |
133 |
72 |
So after our dinner date, wanna neck? 🥰🦕 |
1.5613 |
0.02672 |
759 |
459 |
183 |
117 |
73 |
I’d like a nice tall drink. |
1.5604 |
0.02603 |
737 |
417 |
227 |
93 |
74 |
We're going to starve to death, aren't we? |
1.5597 |
0.02581 |
804 |
470 |
218 |
116 |
75 |
After dinner, what do you say we go back to my cave and neck? |
1.5593 |
0.02546 |
801 |
462 |
230 |
109 |
76 |
It’s just nice to go out with someone I can see eye to eye with. |
1.5566 |
0.02635 |
715 |
406 |
220 |
89 |
77 |
Do you think it would be terribly gauche to just lean over to the salad bar for seconds? |
1.5557 |
0.02765 |
727 |
435 |
180 |
112 |
78 |
I think I'll order the primordial soup |
1.5551 |
0.02828 |
735 |
452 |
158 |
125 |
79 |
There's no future for us... |
1.5540 |
0.02729 |
713 |
419 |
193 |
101 |
80 |
Would it kill them to have longer straws? |
1.5532 |
0.02733 |
743 |
446 |
183 |
114 |
81 |
Why did the waiter assume that we’re on a paleo diet? |
1.5526 |
0.02753 |
722 |
431 |
183 |
108 |
82 |
When the waiter comes back, could you ask for a couple of straws? |
1.5518 |
0.02711 |
734 |
436 |
191 |
107 |
83 |
I wish, just once, you would wear the turtleneck sweater I bought you... |
1.5516 |
0.02773 |
736 |
447 |
172 |
117 |
84 |
I'm thinking the spaghetti. |
1.5512 |
0.02687 |
733 |
432 |
198 |
103 |
85 |
We'll be extinct by the time we get the main course. |
1.5503 |
0.02636 |
776 |
462 |
201 |
113 |
86 |
This is the only table they had that wasn’t under a ceiling fan. |
1.5499 |
0.02758 |
711 |
424 |
183 |
104 |
87 |
Do you think 48 house salads will be enough? |
1.5498 |
0.02654 |
673 |
379 |
218 |
76 |
88 |
Your dating profile says you’re currently extinct. |
1.5487 |
0.02720 |
729 |
435 |
188 |
106 |
89 |
I couldn't hear a word the waiter was saying, could you? |
1.5469 |
0.02790 |
651 |
379 |
188 |
84 |
90 |
But will you still love me 265 million years from now? |
1.5461 |
0.02770 |
683 |
404 |
185 |
94 |
91 |
I need this break—everyone at work has a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.5453 |
0.02730 |
651 |
373 |
201 |
77 |
92 |
We should‘ve gone to Treetops. |
1.5452 |
0.02878 |
664 |
402 |
162 |
100 |
93 |
I'm afraid I'll go extinct by the time our dinner arrives. |
1.5444 |
0.02823 |
676 |
406 |
172 |
98 |
94 |
Are we getting old? |
1.5431 |
0.02742 |
661 |
384 |
195 |
82 |
95 |
Hey! Can we get a couple of straws over here? |
1.5428 |
0.02727 |
678 |
407 |
180 |
91 |
96 |
Is it me or do the portions seem small? |
1.5413 |
0.02745 |
641 |
374 |
191 |
76 |
97 |
This the best night out I’ve had in 60 million years. |
1.5405 |
0.02960 |
605 |
363 |
157 |
85 |
98 |
You have someone between your teeth. |
1.5395 |
0.02931 |
658 |
407 |
147 |
104 |
99 |
You know what I love most about us, Richard? We've always seen eye to eye. |
1.5383 |
0.02866 |
600 |
350 |
177 |
73 |
100 |
I dunno, you looked more Mesozoic on the dating app |
1.5374 |
0.02720 |
655 |
380 |
198 |
77 |
101 |
Do you think they have long stem wine glasses? |
1.5341 |
0.02901 |
601 |
360 |
164 |
77 |
102 |
I can’t believe they would offer us the molten lava cake. |
1.5320 |
0.02990 |
562 |
334 |
157 |
71 |
103 |
I love the high ceilings here but I wish the forks were longer |
1.5320 |
0.03299 |
453 |
267 |
131 |
55 |
104 |
I know I have spinach in my teeth...I just can't reach them. |
1.5320 |
0.02934 |
579 |
343 |
164 |
72 |
105 |
And then I said, ‘No, the weather ISN’T better up here.’ |
1.5310 |
0.02872 |
612 |
365 |
169 |
78 |
106 |
It’s nice to finally finally date someone at my level. |
1.5308 |
0.02900 |
569 |
332 |
172 |
65 |
107 |
It’s been a long time, but I figured it’s time to stick my neck out and start dating again. |
1.5304 |
0.02797 |
609 |
355 |
185 |
69 |
108 |
We should start seeing other dinosaurs. Oh, wait, there aren't any. |
1.5298 |
0.03237 |
553 |
351 |
111 |
91 |
109 |
I just think you looked taller in your profile. |
1.5295 |
0.02863 |
593 |
360 |
158 |
75 |
110 |
No straws? |
1.5289 |
0.02945 |
622 |
383 |
149 |
90 |
111 |
My biggest fear? Vampires. |
1.5266 |
0.03010 |
583 |
361 |
139 |
83 |
112 |
My eyes are up here, Jeff. Higher…higher. |
1.5256 |
0.03206 |
508 |
310 |
129 |
69 |
113 |
I may have eaten too much; I'll know in two minutes. |
1.5249 |
0.03048 |
543 |
327 |
147 |
69 |
114 |
I hope I don’t regret ordering the “Meteoric Surprise” for dessert. |
1.5216 |
0.03257 |
485 |
296 |
125 |
64 |
115 |
Do you think they have longer forks? |
1.5215 |
0.03083 |
535 |
325 |
141 |
69 |
116 |
It takes 20 minutes for your stomach to tell your brain that it's full. |
1.5192 |
0.02896 |
547 |
333 |
152 |
62 |
117 |
I've always heard it said that if you live with someone long enough, you begin to look alike... |
1.5191 |
0.03140 |
470 |
276 |
144 |
50 |
118 |
I'll be honest, I thought you'd be taller.. |
1.5157 |
0.03087 |
510 |
307 |
143 |
60 |
119 |
Don't panic, but I saw the giraffe walk in with the same tie. |
1.5154 |
0.03040 |
553 |
340 |
141 |
72 |
120 |
It seems like a million years since we last went out to dinner. |
1.5128 |
0.03334 |
468 |
291 |
114 |
63 |
121 |
So then I thought to myself, where have I seen herbivore? |
1.5118 |
0.03380 |
467 |
294 |
107 |
66 |
122 |
Don't look now, but the T-Rex's just walked in. |
1.5113 |
0.03245 |
485 |
300 |
122 |
63 |
123 |
You haven't even so much as gazed at my new necklace. |
1.5110 |
0.03012 |
501 |
303 |
144 |
54 |
124 |
Don’t look, but the waiter is my ex from my late Jurassic period. |
1.5098 |
0.03211 |
459 |
276 |
132 |
51 |
125 |
I spend my entire week eating low-lying vegetation—I'm allowed to order dessert. |
1.5092 |
0.03225 |
489 |
303 |
123 |
63 |
126 |
I’m sure when the waiter called us “dinosaurs” he was referring to the fact that we still dress for dinner |
1.5091 |
0.03234 |
495 |
309 |
120 |
66 |
127 |
Give me a day or two to let the food settle before you ask about dessert. |
1.5086 |
0.03102 |
466 |
275 |
145 |
46 |
128 |
Most guys hate dating women taller than them. You have no idea how excited I was to get your reply. |
1.5083 |
0.03018 |
484 |
299 |
135 |
50 |
129 |
As long as you understand I never neck on the first date |
1.5082 |
0.03338 |
427 |
258 |
121 |
48 |
130 |
I just wish we could see eye-to-eye with more people |
1.5047 |
0.03361 |
426 |
260 |
117 |
49 |
131 |
Pardon me. In 10 seconds, I’m gonna burp. |
1.5024 |
0.03458 |
410 |
253 |
108 |
49 |
132 |
So glad that the comet missed. |
1.5022 |
0.03166 |
462 |
279 |
134 |
49 |
133 |
I might have covid, I can’t smell the food |
1.5019 |
0.03167 |
514 |
324 |
122 |
68 |
134 |
Why would you order soup?! |
1.5012 |
0.03547 |
417 |
265 |
95 |
57 |
135 |
I dropped my salad fork. |
1.4988 |
0.03345 |
423 |
259 |
117 |
47 |
136 |
And after dessert, we can go watch the meteor shower! |
1.4949 |
0.03558 |
392 |
246 |
98 |
48 |
137 |
Excuse me, my eyes are up here! |
1.4948 |
0.03632 |
384 |
243 |
92 |
49 |
138 |
A walk sounds romantic, there's a meteor shower tonight. |
1.4937 |
0.03578 |
397 |
252 |
94 |
51 |
139 |
First dates can be awkward but I think we have a lot in common. |
1.4926 |
0.03222 |
404 |
249 |
118 |
37 |
140 |
Remember when you didn't have to ask for a straw? |
1.4919 |
0.03272 |
433 |
266 |
121 |
46 |
141 |
I don’t know if I’m full. Ask me tomorrow. |
1.4914 |
0.03966 |
291 |
178 |
83 |
30 |
142 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.4893 |
0.03546 |
374 |
232 |
101 |
41 |
143 |
Can you ask for a straw? |
1.4886 |
0.03519 |
395 |
251 |
96 |
48 |
144 |
Steve, does this dress make my neck look long? |
1.4879 |
0.03631 |
414 |
273 |
80 |
61 |
145 |
You’re taller than I expected. |
1.4879 |
0.03269 |
412 |
250 |
123 |
39 |
146 |
Well, I hope that eventually hits the spot. |
1.4870 |
0.03816 |
386 |
258 |
68 |
60 |
147 |
...and you thought not having a thumb would be a problem... |
1.4863 |
0.03659 |
364 |
230 |
91 |
43 |
148 |
I'm not really hungry now. I ate the trees out front while we were waiting for our table |
1.4837 |
0.03484 |
368 |
226 |
106 |
36 |
149 |
I'll tell you how I managed my necklace clasp when you tell me how you tied your tie. And then we move on to the higher-level existential question. |
1.4832 |
0.03737 |
387 |
256 |
75 |
56 |
150 |
I won't marry you, Gerald, not even if I knew that a comet was going to strike the Earth tomorrow. |
1.4828 |
0.03551 |
379 |
239 |
97 |
43 |
151 |
I distinctly remember asking the waiter to bring us straws with our drinks. |
1.4825 |
0.03695 |
400 |
266 |
75 |
59 |
152 |
I'm definitely not having the soup |
1.4817 |
0.03812 |
355 |
231 |
77 |
47 |
153 |
We’re not carbon dating yet, right?” |
1.4815 |
0.03636 |
378 |
243 |
88 |
47 |
154 |
What do you mean you forgot the straws? |
1.4814 |
0.03708 |
376 |
245 |
81 |
50 |
155 |
I’ll never get back down to 32,000 pounds eating like this. |
1.4805 |
0.03586 |
385 |
247 |
91 |
47 |
156 |
Do you see our waiter? |
1.4771 |
0.03670 |
327 |
202 |
94 |
31 |
157 |
My eyes are up here, John |
1.4763 |
0.03678 |
380 |
249 |
81 |
50 |
158 |
Where does the bib go? |
1.4761 |
0.03470 |
376 |
235 |
103 |
38 |
159 |
I sense our relationship is getting close to extinction |
1.4752 |
0.03736 |
322 |
201 |
89 |
32 |
160 |
I’m up *here,* Harold! |
1.4723 |
0.03710 |
343 |
222 |
83 |
38 |
161 |
I brought you here to say I really appreciate how you stuck your neck out for me. |
1.4719 |
0.03521 |
356 |
222 |
100 |
34 |
162 |
Why do all our friends think we look down on them? |
1.4713 |
0.03579 |
348 |
218 |
96 |
34 |
163 |
I've sucked on trees in our backyard that taste better than this. |
1.4696 |
0.03390 |
362 |
227 |
103 |
32 |
164 |
We’ll probably be extinct by the time our entree comes. |
1.4686 |
0.03677 |
350 |
225 |
86 |
39 |
165 |
I took straws for granted. |
1.4680 |
0.03378 |
344 |
217 |
98 |
29 |
166 |
Glad you asked. House Speaker Mike Johnson says my ancestors met on Noah's Ark |
1.4675 |
0.03726 |
323 |
214 |
74 |
35 |
167 |
Do you remember, when we were dating, how exciting it was when we were necking? |
1.4671 |
0.03964 |
319 |
210 |
69 |
40 |
168 |
Does this necklace call attention to my neck? |
1.4667 |
0.03749 |
360 |
238 |
76 |
46 |
169 |
I don't see a future for us." |
1.4662 |
0.03802 |
311 |
197 |
83 |
31 |
170 |
I’m vegetarian too. |
1.4660 |
0.03929 |
309 |
200 |
74 |
35 |
171 |
You’ll like it, Joey. The waiters are giraffes. |
1.4657 |
0.03563 |
350 |
223 |
92 |
35 |
172 |
Well, I don't neck on the first date. |
1.4645 |
0.03606 |
338 |
213 |
93 |
32 |
173 |
Have you tried gargling? |
1.4636 |
0.03767 |
330 |
220 |
71 |
39 |
174 |
Remember our first date? Feels like 150 million years ago. |
1.4634 |
0.03833 |
328 |
214 |
76 |
38 |
175 |
You can order the entire tree, but I only want the leaves at the top. |
1.4603 |
0.03629 |
315 |
196 |
93 |
26 |
176 |
You didn’t happen to bring your readers did you? |
1.4585 |
0.03758 |
325 |
210 |
81 |
34 |
177 |
Is it Paleo? |
1.4577 |
0.03860 |
319 |
209 |
74 |
36 |
178 |
Would it be declassé to ask for straws for the wine? |
1.4576 |
0.03956 |
330 |
223 |
63 |
44 |
179 |
To be honest, you don't look a thing like your profile picture. |
1.4565 |
0.03652 |
322 |
215 |
74 |
33 |
180 |
One doesn't come to a place like this to eat . . . One comes to be seen. |
1.4561 |
0.03894 |
285 |
181 |
78 |
26 |
181 |
Be patient. It’s a tall order. |
1.4561 |
0.03938 |
296 |
192 |
73 |
31 |
182 |
„This has been my favorite restaurant for ages.“ |
1.4560 |
0.03738 |
318 |
204 |
83 |
31 |
183 |
Everyone’s staring cause we’re overdressed! |
1.4548 |
0.03724 |
310 |
197 |
85 |
28 |
184 |
It’s been fifteen minutes now and the waitress still hasn’t come back with the straws we asked for |
1.4538 |
0.03663 |
357 |
236 |
80 |
41 |
185 |
Why does it feel like we are the only ones who care about Climate Change. |
1.4536 |
0.04038 |
280 |
182 |
69 |
29 |
186 |
It’s a simple question, Barry, does this necklace make my neck look long? |
1.4498 |
0.03787 |
309 |
200 |
79 |
30 |
187 |
I think we are over dressed. Everyone is looking at us. |
1.4497 |
0.03841 |
318 |
210 |
73 |
35 |
188 |
I'm afraid it went down the wrong way. |
1.4497 |
0.03709 |
298 |
193 |
78 |
27 |
189 |
No. I don't want to visit your mother in Scotland this year. |
1.4493 |
0.03935 |
296 |
194 |
71 |
31 |
190 |
Carl, I wouldn’t worry about it… those End Of the World DoDos 🦤 are always wrong. |
1.4491 |
0.03993 |
265 |
169 |
73 |
23 |
191 |
it shouldn't be TOO hard to get the waiter's attention... |
1.4484 |
0.03430 |
310 |
202 |
83 |
25 |
192 |
And, to think we nearly broke up 20 million years ago. |
1.4466 |
0.03948 |
309 |
207 |
66 |
36 |
193 |
Why do they say that people who still dress for dinner are dinosaurs? |
1.4466 |
0.03922 |
309 |
206 |
68 |
35 |
194 |
It’s nice here, but eating tree leaves is easier. |
1.4460 |
0.03932 |
287 |
187 |
72 |
28 |
195 |
I think it’s important to let the kids decide if they identify as herbivore or carnivore. |
1.4459 |
0.03934 |
296 |
195 |
70 |
31 |
196 |
Of course you can ask for a straw. |
1.4455 |
0.03810 |
303 |
197 |
77 |
29 |
197 |
Food was ok, but not worth the 65 million year wait |
1.4452 |
0.03665 |
292 |
198 |
66 |
28 |
198 |
It’s over, Dino — no more necking. |
1.4448 |
0.03876 |
299 |
196 |
73 |
30 |
199 |
I really think our future is in oil. |
1.4436 |
0.04289 |
266 |
180 |
54 |
32 |
200 |
It was a nice thought, but how are we supposed to eat like this? |
1.4429 |
0.04033 |
280 |
187 |
63 |
30 |
201 |
No, I never order soup. |
1.4404 |
0.04032 |
277 |
183 |
66 |
28 |
202 |
How hard is it to provide 25 foot straws? |
1.4373 |
0.03851 |
295 |
194 |
73 |
28 |
203 |
I forgot my glasses. Can you check the time on my watch? |
1.4372 |
0.04421 |
247 |
168 |
50 |
29 |
204 |
This would be easier if our arms were longer. |
1.4370 |
0.04106 |
270 |
180 |
62 |
28 |
205 |
We both have a brain the size of a walnut, let's let the waiter order the wine. |
1.4368 |
0.04414 |
261 |
181 |
46 |
34 |
206 |
I'm telling you, Arthur, the waiter rolled his eyes when I ordered the "little neck" clams |
1.4367 |
0.04448 |
245 |
167 |
49 |
29 |
207 |
Honestly, if I hear the phrase, "And it's Neck and Neck!" one more time, I might become a carnivore. |
1.4367 |
0.04221 |
300 |
212 |
45 |
43 |
208 |
I don't know how they stay in business, with an all-you-can-eat salad bar. |
1.4365 |
0.04245 |
252 |
168 |
58 |
26 |
209 |
I just don’t see a future for us. |
1.4352 |
0.03881 |
301 |
201 |
69 |
31 |
210 |
They get you on the Heimlich Maneuver surcharge. |
1.4351 |
0.04569 |
239 |
165 |
44 |
30 |
211 |
Do you ever miss Loch Ness? |
1.4333 |
0.04667 |
240 |
169 |
38 |
33 |
212 |
I'm going off my diet and ordering the T-Rex bone-in |
1.4323 |
0.04044 |
266 |
176 |
65 |
25 |
213 |
I think that couple at the next table were in jurassic park? |
1.4322 |
0.04003 |
273 |
181 |
66 |
26 |
214 |
Let's go back home and neck |
1.4317 |
0.03679 |
278 |
192 |
61 |
25 |
215 |
It may be my narcissism, but I find that I look down on everyone. |
1.4311 |
0.03617 |
283 |
195 |
66 |
22 |
216 |
I should have brought my scarf, I feel a draft |
1.4301 |
0.04079 |
272 |
183 |
61 |
28 |
217 |
If evolution is so great why are the salads so small? |
1.4297 |
0.04111 |
263 |
176 |
61 |
26 |
218 |
I’m just glad you look like your profile picture. |
1.4296 |
0.03960 |
277 |
186 |
64 |
27 |
219 |
I hear the long necked clams are delicious. |
1.4292 |
0.03920 |
233 |
159 |
56 |
18 |
220 |
Stop trying to look down my dress. |
1.4292 |
0.04395 |
240 |
163 |
51 |
26 |
221 |
This is one brutal sore throat |
1.4280 |
0.04195 |
243 |
161 |
60 |
22 |
222 |
Would it be uncouth if I asked for a straw? |
1.4264 |
0.04016 |
265 |
176 |
65 |
24 |
223 |
Just when I thought a traditional dinner date had gone extinct, you asked me out |
1.4254 |
0.03653 |
268 |
179 |
70 |
19 |
224 |
The portion sizes at this place always look so small. |
1.4252 |
0.04139 |
254 |
170 |
60 |
24 |
225 |
What concerns me is that the soup will be cold by the time I get to taste it. |
1.4249 |
0.04571 |
233 |
162 |
43 |
28 |
226 |
I'd love to be more of a risk-taker,
but I'm reluctant to stick my neck out. |
1.4248 |
0.03896 |
266 |
174 |
71 |
21 |
227 |
You know,sometimes life just gets to be a long,hard swallow! |
1.4248 |
0.04549 |
226 |
155 |
46 |
25 |
228 |
65 million years to get a reservation.
This better be good. |
1.4240 |
0.04482 |
250 |
176 |
42 |
32 |
229 |
I'm at an age where the T-Rex guys just don't do it for me anymore. |
1.4234 |
0.03970 |
248 |
174 |
51 |
23 |
230 |
Just ask them for longer forks. |
1.4228 |
0.04075 |
272 |
185 |
59 |
28 |
231 |
I can’t see the table, is our food here yet? |
1.4221 |
0.04034 |
263 |
176 |
63 |
24 |
232 |
Does this necklace make my neck look long? |
1.4215 |
0.04234 |
261 |
180 |
52 |
29 |
233 |
Sure, I’m worried about climate change, but what can you do? |
1.4208 |
0.04004 |
259 |
172 |
65 |
22 |
234 |
Our waiter's a Neanderthal! |
1.4206 |
0.04043 |
252 |
167 |
64 |
21 |
235 |
I'm just looking for a guy who's willing to stick his neck out. |
1.4200 |
0.04105 |
250 |
167 |
61 |
22 |
236 |
Hopefully the main course will come before we become extinct! |
1.4191 |
0.04213 |
241 |
162 |
57 |
22 |
237 |
I'm not sure we have anything in common. |
1.4185 |
0.04263 |
227 |
151 |
57 |
19 |
238 |
I'm confused. Are the flowers a center piece or the meal? |
1.4185 |
0.04217 |
227 |
150 |
59 |
18 |
239 |
By the time the food reaches my stomach I'm hungry again |
1.4183 |
0.03974 |
251 |
165 |
67 |
19 |
240 |
I hope they have the long straws. |
1.4173 |
0.03890 |
266 |
176 |
69 |
21 |
241 |
Let's go back to my place and neck. |
1.4167 |
0.04542 |
240 |
170 |
40 |
30 |
242 |
I can’t believe she married a carnivore! |
1.4155 |
0.04418 |
219 |
148 |
51 |
20 |
243 |
It's so nice to finally meet someone who's on my level. |
1.4151 |
0.04472 |
212 |
143 |
50 |
19 |
244 |
Online dating is horrible! You're the first man I've met who's actually on my level. |
1.4134 |
0.04278 |
254 |
177 |
49 |
28 |
245 |
It's nice to finally socially engage with someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. |
1.4130 |
0.04396 |
230 |
158 |
49 |
23 |
246 |
I hear the Natural History Museum might offer us an apartment. |
1.4130 |
0.03803 |
247 |
167 |
63 |
17 |
247 |
I'm glad they moved us away from the ceiling fan. |
1.4128 |
0.04327 |
235 |
161 |
51 |
23 |
248 |
I had to make this reservation ages ago. |
1.4095 |
0.04498 |
210 |
143 |
48 |
19 |
249 |
Oh great, my annoying co-worker is here! Quick, put your head down! |
1.4087 |
0.04777 |
208 |
147 |
37 |
24 |
250 |
I just have this nagging feeling that this isn't going anywhere, like it could just end tomorrow. |
1.4081 |
0.04354 |
223 |
152 |
51 |
20 |
251 |
I’m still waiting for the hor d’oeuvres to reach my stomach.” |
1.4079 |
0.04148 |
228 |
152 |
59 |
17 |
252 |
I think we should be seeing other people. If there were any. |
1.4073 |
0.04038 |
248 |
167 |
61 |
20 |
253 |
thats funny...you don't look jewish! |
1.4070 |
0.04727 |
199 |
138 |
41 |
20 |
254 |
It's nice to get out of the tar pits every now and then. |
1.4070 |
0.04563 |
199 |
135 |
47 |
17 |
255 |
I think the app OK Cupid really got us right this time don’t you?” |
1.4067 |
0.03790 |
209 |
148 |
49 |
12 |
256 |
Who ties your tie? |
1.4053 |
0.04158 |
227 |
152 |
58 |
17 |
257 |
Finally. Someone with the same perspective as me. |
1.4053 |
0.04158 |
227 |
152 |
58 |
17 |
258 |
Try living in my neck of the woods |
1.4053 |
0.04831 |
190 |
132 |
39 |
19 |
259 |
Haha..We went for a swim and now they’re obsessed with only that one lake ! |
1.4052 |
0.04230 |
232 |
158 |
54 |
20 |
260 |
Paleo's just too new age for my tastes. |
1.4048 |
0.04593 |
210 |
146 |
43 |
21 |
261 |
Food’s cold again |
1.4037 |
0.04276 |
218 |
147 |
54 |
17 |
262 |
So glad to finally meet someone I can see eye-to-eye with |
1.4027 |
0.04470 |
221 |
156 |
42 |
23 |
263 |
The maitre'd wasn't much, but the kitchen staff was tasty. |
1.4018 |
0.04160 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
264 |
I just wish that we could go back to the days of the fern bars. |
1.4018 |
0.04357 |
219 |
150 |
50 |
19 |
265 |
You don't look a day over 50 million. |
1.4009 |
0.04219 |
222 |
150 |
55 |
17 |
266 |
Let’s go down to dinner. |
1.4000 |
0.04702 |
200 |
140 |
40 |
20 |
267 |
What are you having? I didn’t bring my glasses. |
1.4000 |
0.04230 |
235 |
162 |
52 |
21 |
268 |
It's so much easier eating leaves. |
1.3990 |
0.04598 |
203 |
141 |
43 |
19 |
269 |
I hope they have decent vegetarian options this time. |
1.3990 |
0.04324 |
203 |
136 |
53 |
14 |
270 |
Such stares! You'd think they'd never seen a vegetarian before. |
1.3983 |
0.04545 |
236 |
171 |
36 |
29 |
271 |
I heard they actually bring the trees to the table... |
1.3982 |
0.04229 |
221 |
150 |
54 |
17 |
272 |
And then she said, ‘I’m always sticking my neck out for him!’ like that’s heroic or something. |
1.3979 |
0.04688 |
191 |
132 |
42 |
17 |
273 |
You know, it's been about 145 million years. I think our waiter has forgotten us. |
1.3974 |
0.04368 |
234 |
165 |
45 |
24 |
274 |
It takes too long to realize I ate too much. |
1.3971 |
0.04700 |
209 |
149 |
37 |
23 |
275 |
I told you this vest made my neck look big |
1.3965 |
0.04149 |
227 |
154 |
56 |
17 |
276 |
Dennis is that you holding my hand? |
1.3952 |
0.04583 |
210 |
148 |
41 |
21 |
277 |
It's too much a stretch |
1.3951 |
0.03819 |
205 |
147 |
45 |
13 |
278 |
I think we both took too much Viagra. |
1.3944 |
0.04335 |
213 |
152 |
41 |
20 |
279 |
Do you think the babysitter knows what to do in case of an asteroid? |
1.3930 |
0.04460 |
201 |
138 |
47 |
16 |
280 |
I had one heck of a time zipping up this dress. |
1.3925 |
0.04268 |
214 |
146 |
52 |
16 |
281 |
Can we pay our bill in oil futures? |
1.3920 |
0.05095 |
176 |
128 |
28 |
20 |
282 |
Hey buddy, eyes up here. |
1.3920 |
0.04433 |
199 |
136 |
48 |
15 |
283 |
I guess we should have requested a "high top." |
1.3920 |
0.04656 |
199 |
140 |
40 |
19 |
284 |
Brian, this is a very fancy establishment. They don’t have straws. |
1.3920 |
0.04375 |
199 |
135 |
50 |
14 |
285 |
I haven’t felt the same since we left Scotland |
1.3918 |
0.04909 |
194 |
140 |
32 |
22 |
286 |
We usually see eye to eye on things. |
1.3915 |
0.04295 |
212 |
145 |
51 |
16 |
287 |
Let’s just eat shoots and leave. |
1.3906 |
0.04890 |
192 |
138 |
33 |
21 |
288 |
If the service is any slower we’ll go extinct. |
1.3899 |
0.04310 |
218 |
151 |
49 |
18 |
289 |
You better ask for the check; Noah said don’t be late. |
1.3898 |
0.04811 |
177 |
123 |
39 |
15 |
290 |
Don't apologise for being old-fashioned - I like the fact you're a dinosaur. |
1.3895 |
0.04696 |
190 |
133 |
40 |
17 |
291 |
What meteorite??!! |
1.3889 |
0.04614 |
198 |
139 |
41 |
18 |
292 |
Draft beer? No, let’s get a couple of longnecks. |
1.3889 |
0.04559 |
198 |
138 |
43 |
17 |
293 |
Do you know if they’ve cleared the table? |
1.3883 |
0.04431 |
206 |
143 |
46 |
17 |
294 |
Would you ask the waiter for straws? |
1.3879 |
0.04313 |
214 |
148 |
49 |
17 |
295 |
This isn’t going to work unless you evolve. |
1.3879 |
0.04886 |
214 |
160 |
25 |
29 |
296 |
As embarrassing as it might be, I think eating this would be easier on all fours. |
1.3876 |
0.04690 |
209 |
151 |
35 |
23 |
297 |
We should’ve asked for the high top |
1.3871 |
0.04220 |
217 |
149 |
52 |
16 |
298 |
I swear, Harvey, with portions like these a girl could go extinct! |
1.3865 |
0.04414 |
207 |
144 |
46 |
17 |
299 |
No, I couldn’t hear the specials either. |
1.3862 |
0.04943 |
189 |
137 |
31 |
21 |
300 |
Not that bad, actually; the necklace has a clasp on the back. |
1.3861 |
0.04149 |
202 |
135 |
56 |
11 |
301 |
Do you think they have any longer forks? |
1.3861 |
0.04491 |
202 |
141 |
44 |
17 |
302 |
I feel that I have really put my neck on the line for this relationship. |
1.3860 |
0.04077 |
228 |
156 |
56 |
16 |
303 |
*Can you see the stage from here?" |
1.3850 |
0.04521 |
200 |
140 |
43 |
17 |
304 |
My bad. I should have reserved a high top table. |
1.3846 |
0.04290 |
208 |
143 |
50 |
15 |
305 |
... and then Cousin Harold called his mother-in-law an old fossil and all hell broke loose. |
1.3838 |
0.04717 |
185 |
130 |
39 |
16 |
306 |
I'm investing in oil companies. I mean, we're all gonna die someday. |
1.3830 |
0.04663 |
188 |
132 |
40 |
16 |
307 |
I saw you looking at that dilophosaurus. |
1.3825 |
0.04412 |
217 |
154 |
43 |
20 |
308 |
What should we tip? Service was terrible, but he was quite tasty! |
1.3822 |
0.04843 |
191 |
138 |
33 |
20 |
309 |
I understand this place is known for its paleo diet. |
1.3815 |
0.04947 |
173 |
123 |
34 |
16 |
310 |
Be careful. The last time we ate here I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on you. |
1.3812 |
0.04658 |
181 |
126 |
41 |
14 |
311 |
Now I hear the Iguanodons are extinct. Maybe we should postpone the cruise. |
1.3805 |
0.04328 |
205 |
145 |
44 |
16 |
312 |
Are they GROWING the trees out there?! What’s taking so long?? |
1.3800 |
0.04625 |
200 |
143 |
38 |
19 |
313 |
Could you tell me what's on my plate? |
1.3791 |
0.04637 |
182 |
127 |
41 |
14 |
314 |
What attracted you to me? |
1.3789 |
0.04561 |
190 |
133 |
42 |
15 |
315 |
Let's skip the soup. |
1.3789 |
0.04622 |
190 |
134 |
40 |
16 |
316 |
Everyone's looking at my bad manicure, I can tell. |
1.3788 |
0.04602 |
198 |
141 |
39 |
18 |
317 |
I think I have a head of lettuce stuck in my throat. |
1.3787 |
0.04957 |
169 |
120 |
34 |
15 |
318 |
I'm sorry, but I just don't see a future for us. |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
319 |
I don’t regret doing Jurassic Park, but it hasn’t been easy getting other roles since. |
1.3780 |
0.04990 |
164 |
116 |
34 |
14 |
320 |
I'm glad we can see eye to eye. |
1.3774 |
0.04224 |
212 |
147 |
50 |
15 |
321 |
You can have the flower, dear. |
1.3772 |
0.04776 |
167 |
116 |
39 |
12 |
322 |
I'll have the short ribs and a long fork. |
1.3770 |
0.04745 |
183 |
130 |
37 |
16 |
323 |
‘It’s been so long’ |
1.3770 |
0.04662 |
191 |
136 |
38 |
17 |
324 |
There's a pterodactyl in my soup! |
1.3768 |
0.04558 |
207 |
149 |
38 |
20 |
325 |
People are staring. Do you think my neckline is too low? |
1.3764 |
0.04839 |
178 |
127 |
35 |
16 |
326 |
I
I've learned to floss on telephone wires. |
1.3757 |
0.04969 |
181 |
132 |
30 |
19 |
327 |
Did you bring my reading binoculars? |
1.3750 |
0.04786 |
184 |
132 |
35 |
17 |
328 |
Try the early bird special. |
1.3743 |
0.05115 |
171 |
125 |
28 |
18 |
329 |
You're the first blind date with whom I see eye to eye |
1.3738 |
0.04571 |
206 |
149 |
37 |
20 |
330 |
I got all dressed up to eat more than kale on trees, mister |
1.3732 |
0.04471 |
209 |
150 |
40 |
19 |
331 |
I’m leaning towards the fiddlehead ferns. You? |
1.3716 |
0.04476 |
183 |
127 |
44 |
12 |
332 |
Do you ever get sick of people asking you “How’s the weather up there?” |
1.3713 |
0.04915 |
167 |
119 |
34 |
14 |
333 |
On the way home, can we do a little necking? |
1.3707 |
0.04314 |
205 |
144 |
46 |
15 |
334 |
Enough about my practice, what made YOU want to become a chiropractor? |
1.3702 |
0.04642 |
181 |
130 |
36 |
15 |
335 |
The head room is great, but the portions are really small. |
1.3689 |
0.04185 |
206 |
143 |
50 |
13 |
336 |
Yes, I agree…..the winning caption is always something dumb. |
1.3687 |
0.05305 |
179 |
137 |
18 |
24 |
337 |
We don't neck anymore. |
1.3684 |
0.04610 |
171 |
119 |
41 |
11 |
338 |
Together 150 million years and we still can't agree on an appetizer. |
1.3684 |
0.05038 |
171 |
125 |
29 |
17 |
339 |
Maybe we should've picked a place that had straws. |
1.3684 |
0.04667 |
190 |
137 |
36 |
17 |
340 |
Honey, I told them we don’t eat meat. |
1.3675 |
0.04703 |
166 |
116 |
39 |
11 |
341 |
Roxy, although it used to be Rex. What's yours? |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
342 |
I like your tie. I think. |
1.3671 |
0.04610 |
158 |
108 |
42 |
8 |
343 |
I wouldn’t care if the world WAS ending tomorrow, I still wouldn’t go all the way on a first date! |
1.3669 |
0.04411 |
169 |
126 |
31 |
12 |
344 |
So reports of a giant asteroid heading straight for Earth are fake news? |
1.3652 |
0.04551 |
178 |
125 |
41 |
12 |
345 |
I'm really getting tired of waiters saying no kidding when we order longneck Buds. |
1.3649 |
0.05265 |
148 |
107 |
28 |
13 |
346 |
I told the sitter don't even try making him brush his teeth. |
1.3631 |
0.04461 |
179 |
125 |
43 |
11 |
347 |
Dear, I think I dropped my fork. |
1.3631 |
0.04667 |
179 |
128 |
37 |
14 |
348 |
I prefer that they think we existed |
1.3631 |
0.04318 |
179 |
123 |
47 |
9 |
349 |
These little lunches are beneath us. Let’s go eat from the treetops. |
1.3631 |
0.04580 |
168 |
117 |
41 |
10 |
350 |
You Want A Lobster Bib? Are you joking? |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
351 |
I heard the asteroid is merely a mammalian power play. |
1.3622 |
0.04623 |
185 |
133 |
37 |
15 |
352 |
It’s a new dining concept. You eat off of someone else’s table. |
1.3617 |
0.04753 |
188 |
138 |
32 |
18 |
353 |
Would you stop obsessing, Herb? Your necktie is fine exactly where it is. |
1.3614 |
0.05067 |
166 |
122 |
28 |
16 |
354 |
Don’t even get me started on the bathroom mirrors. |
1.3613 |
0.04746 |
155 |
108 |
38 |
9 |
355 |
Well, what exactly do you think they make the Brontosaurus Burger from?” |
1.3611 |
0.05212 |
180 |
138 |
19 |
23 |
356 |
Is my tie crooked |
1.3604 |
0.04301 |
197 |
139 |
45 |
13 |
357 |
I’m going for the salad at table 19, tell me when she’s not looking. |
1.3602 |
0.05104 |
161 |
118 |
28 |
15 |
358 |
It's called 'haute cuisine' Gerald, look it up. |
1.3600 |
0.04596 |
175 |
131 |
29 |
15 |
359 |
I hear the leaves are excellent. |
1.3598 |
0.04487 |
189 |
135 |
40 |
14 |
360 |
Should we tie the knot? |
1.3598 |
0.05324 |
164 |
124 |
21 |
19 |
361 |
They forgot the straws. |
1.3590 |
0.04624 |
195 |
143 |
34 |
18 |
362 |
Prehistorically speaking, of course. |
1.3576 |
0.04914 |
151 |
107 |
34 |
10 |
363 |
You know, I was vegan before it was cool |
1.3575 |
0.04855 |
179 |
132 |
30 |
17 |
364 |
By the time that lousy waiter takes our order, we'll be extinct. |
1.3571 |
0.04603 |
182 |
131 |
37 |
14 |
365 |
I would love to travel more, but there's never enough room in the overhead. |
1.3559 |
0.04553 |
177 |
126 |
39 |
12 |
366 |
I'm so glad that that night I saw you from across the room. |
1.3558 |
0.04661 |
163 |
115 |
38 |
10 |
367 |
I specified "over 27 feet" but I guess I'm open to short guys. |
1.3556 |
0.04568 |
180 |
129 |
38 |
13 |
368 |
Next time let’s rent a limousine that stretches vertically. |
1.3546 |
0.05243 |
141 |
102 |
28 |
11 |
369 |
Are you sure these aren't the appetizers? |
1.3539 |
0.04316 |
178 |
124 |
45 |
9 |
370 |
The vibe in here is truly prehistoric. |
1.3537 |
0.04796 |
164 |
118 |
34 |
12 |
371 |
You look nothing like your cave painting. |
1.3529 |
0.05365 |
153 |
115 |
22 |
16 |
372 |
I never order the soup, by the time it reaches my stomach it’s too cold. |
1.3529 |
0.05034 |
153 |
111 |
30 |
12 |
373 |
He’s taking forever to tape 50 straws together. Should we just leave? |
1.3526 |
0.04471 |
173 |
122 |
41 |
10 |
374 |
Have children? No, I don't really see any future for them. |
1.3520 |
0.04580 |
179 |
129 |
37 |
13 |
375 |
Sometimes I get hungry, and then the last swallow hits.. |
1.3519 |
0.04673 |
162 |
115 |
37 |
10 |
376 |
Norbert, I know it's our 25th anniversary, but if you buy me one more pullover, I'm filing for a divorce. |
1.3519 |
0.04754 |
162 |
116 |
35 |
11 |
377 |
Oh God, it's Carl. Maybe he won't see us. |
1.3506 |
0.05174 |
154 |
114 |
26 |
14 |
378 |
'My eyes are up here buddy.' |
1.3503 |
0.05101 |
157 |
116 |
27 |
14 |
379 |
Nice salad, but I’m craving something meteor. |
1.3503 |
0.05259 |
157 |
118 |
23 |
16 |
380 |
Was your soup cold, too? |
1.3500 |
0.04626 |
180 |
131 |
35 |
14 |
381 |
Could we just skip dessert and go straight to necking? |
1.3497 |
0.04572 |
183 |
133 |
36 |
14 |
382 |
No bread for me. I’m on paleo |
1.3490 |
0.04849 |
149 |
106 |
34 |
9 |
383 |
I just thought we could see eye to eye. |
1.3484 |
0.04808 |
155 |
111 |
34 |
10 |
384 |
I don't really have any family for my side of the aisle. How about you? |
1.3481 |
0.04299 |
158 |
115 |
35 |
8 |
385 |
Forget that our arms don’t reach our mouths. Without opposable thumbs, it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference. |
1.3476 |
0.04808 |
187 |
141 |
27 |
19 |
386 |
I made this reservation eons ago. |
1.3476 |
0.04625 |
164 |
117 |
37 |
10 |
387 |
I'm still hungry. And if you say "the food hasn't hit my stomach yet," I'm going to smack you. |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
388 |
Live each day as if it were your last. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
389 |
Sorry, but I just don't see a future for us together. |
1.3462 |
0.04561 |
156 |
112 |
35 |
9 |
390 |
I just hope I'll be able to read the menu. |
1.3460 |
0.04024 |
211 |
150 |
49 |
12 |
391 |
Next time let's go to the place with the tall leafy trees. |
1.3452 |
0.04922 |
168 |
125 |
28 |
15 |
392 |
Happy anniversary darling,just 206 million years |
1.3448 |
0.05027 |
145 |
105 |
30 |
10 |
393 |
Please don't get short with me. |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
394 |
For a place this expensive you’d think they’d have bigger portions |
1.3444 |
0.04796 |
151 |
110 |
31 |
10 |
395 |
Crap. I dropped the fork. |
1.3439 |
0.05089 |
157 |
117 |
26 |
14 |
396 |
How long could it possibly take to bring us a tree? |
1.3433 |
0.04981 |
134 |
95 |
32 |
7 |
397 |
The attention is nice, but in my next life I hope to be a turtle. |
1.3433 |
0.04867 |
134 |
100 |
25 |
9 |
398 |
I can’t imagine a world without us. |
1.3427 |
0.04973 |
143 |
103 |
31 |
9 |
399 |
I feel bad about my neck. |
1.3419 |
0.04966 |
155 |
114 |
29 |
12 |
400 |
Want to split a massive amount of vegetation? |
1.3416 |
0.04835 |
161 |
118 |
31 |
12 |
401 |
Can you reach the ketchup? |
1.3415 |
0.04613 |
164 |
118 |
36 |
10 |
402 |
And afterwards, I thought we might go somewhere and neck. |
1.3412 |
0.04801 |
170 |
126 |
30 |
14 |
403 |
It feels like we've been together for a million years. |
1.3407 |
0.05060 |
135 |
97 |
30 |
8 |
404 |
I was not looking over your shoulder. |
1.3406 |
0.04986 |
138 |
99 |
31 |
8 |
405 |
My neck is killing me. |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
406 |
That's why I don't like Chinese food. By the time it hits my stomach, I'm hungry again. |
1.3397 |
0.05022 |
156 |
116 |
27 |
13 |
407 |
What do you mean “how did you get that dress on”? |
1.3397 |
0.04681 |
156 |
112 |
35 |
9 |
408 |
Where's our waitress? Iknowshesawus. |
1.3394 |
0.04901 |
165 |
123 |
28 |
14 |
409 |
Now I get why we will become extinct. |
1.3392 |
0.04704 |
171 |
126 |
32 |
13 |
410 |
I hate it when they assume we don’t want chopsticks. |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
411 |
Uggh, my Rex just walked in. |
1.3385 |
0.05411 |
130 |
96 |
24 |
10 |
412 |
I think we’re going to need longer utensils. |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
413 |
We didn't think this through, probably on account of our walnut-sized brains. |
1.3375 |
0.04928 |
160 |
119 |
28 |
13 |
414 |
I doubt any of this will go down well. |
1.3375 |
0.04766 |
160 |
117 |
32 |
11 |
415 |
Honey, do you think this dress is too low cut? |
1.3375 |
0.04766 |
160 |
117 |
32 |
11 |
416 |
Steve, I don’t think a long term relationship is in anyone’s best interest right now. |
1.3374 |
0.04371 |
163 |
115 |
41 |
7 |
417 |
I just hope they don’t give us those tiny forks again |
1.3374 |
0.04704 |
163 |
119 |
33 |
11 |
418 |
I had to make the reservation eons in advance for this place. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
419 |
I might hit the salad bar. |
1.3358 |
0.05291 |
134 |
99 |
25 |
10 |
420 |
It just feels like the world has moved on sometimes, you know, Bert? |
1.3357 |
0.04957 |
143 |
104 |
30 |
9 |
421 |
I'm afraid at this rate we'll be extinct before the entrées arrive. |
1.3356 |
0.05076 |
146 |
108 |
27 |
11 |
422 |
Thumbs?! How about longer arms |
1.3356 |
0.05004 |
149 |
110 |
28 |
11 |
423 |
I dropped my fork again… |
1.3353 |
0.04861 |
170 |
128 |
27 |
15 |
424 |
Let's try the long-necked clams. |
1.3351 |
0.03803 |
185 |
136 |
42 |
7 |
425 |
I told you that meteor would miss. |
1.3333 |
0.04726 |
144 |
103 |
34 |
7 |
426 |
I don't know about you but I'm
finding the food here awfully
hard to swallow. |
1.3333 |
0.04755 |
156 |
114 |
32 |
10 |
427 |
Let's do paleo. |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
428 |
I look forward to our front-row opera seats. |
1.3333 |
0.05120 |
123 |
88 |
29 |
6 |
429 |
I never see them seat the triceratops outside… |
1.3333 |
0.04792 |
150 |
109 |
32 |
9 |
430 |
I can’t stand one more person asking us about the weather |
1.3333 |
0.05121 |
144 |
107 |
26 |
11 |
431 |
And to top it all the dentist charged me extra for the ladder... |
1.3312 |
0.04815 |
157 |
116 |
30 |
11 |
432 |
I’m late because I can never see my watch. |
1.3311 |
0.04925 |
148 |
109 |
29 |
10 |
433 |
I understand that you are a great necker |
1.3309 |
0.05043 |
139 |
102 |
28 |
9 |
434 |
I’m worried about Nessie, she’s been so distant lately. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
435 |
I wish I could explain…unfortunately, you have a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
436 |
Tea, Rex? |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
437 |
I hate bad lighting in restaurants. You can barely see your food. |
1.3293 |
0.05052 |
164 |
126 |
22 |
16 |
438 |
The food is good, but the portions are so small. |
1.3287 |
0.05230 |
143 |
108 |
23 |
12 |
439 |
I didn't realise that you knelt down earlier. |
1.3286 |
0.04803 |
140 |
103 |
29 |
8 |
440 |
A five-star Michelin dinner and then the meteor show later, how much better can it get? |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
441 |
So,to be clear,necking is out of the question? |
1.3274 |
0.04663 |
168 |
125 |
31 |
12 |
442 |
Do you think they forgot about us? |
1.3272 |
0.04702 |
162 |
120 |
31 |
11 |
443 |
The atmosphere is great, but I still need a straw. |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
444 |
This was worth the wait." |
1.3262 |
0.05278 |
141 |
107 |
22 |
12 |
445 |
I’m pretty sure we’re the oldest couple here. |
1.3259 |
0.05547 |
135 |
104 |
18 |
13 |
446 |
I liked it much better when dining out meant dining outside! |
1.3256 |
0.05297 |
129 |
96 |
24 |
9 |
447 |
I feel like it’s been ages since we’ve been out. |
1.3254 |
0.05143 |
126 |
92 |
27 |
7 |
448 |
It’s the anniversary of our extinction.” |
1.3248 |
0.04447 |
157 |
115 |
34 |
8 |
449 |
So you chose a place with no trees on the menu. You know I love trees. |
1.3245 |
0.04656 |
151 |
110 |
33 |
8 |
450 |
You feel high too? Must be the martinis. |
1.3243 |
0.04620 |
148 |
107 |
34 |
7 |
451 |
Henry, you are head and neck above most of the others. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
452 |
To think that if I hadn’t been on that photo shoot at Loch Ness , we might never have met… |
1.3230 |
0.04794 |
161 |
121 |
28 |
12 |
453 |
Why do they always seat us in the elevator shaft? |
1.3226 |
0.05091 |
155 |
119 |
22 |
14 |
454 |
But honey, we're herbivores... Why would the waiter yell 'meatier!' and run? |
1.3226 |
0.05674 |
124 |
95 |
18 |
11 |
455 |
I’m glad I finally met someone who I see eye-to-eye with. |
1.3221 |
0.04787 |
149 |
110 |
30 |
9 |
456 |
I miss the old days when we ate from trees! |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
457 |
Be honest, does this dress make me look fat? |
1.3219 |
0.04755 |
146 |
107 |
31 |
8 |
458 |
Yes, I do think that the stacked onion-ring tower would have been better. |
1.3214 |
0.04890 |
140 |
103 |
29 |
8 |
459 |
I think I'll have the Jurassic Pork. |
1.3206 |
0.04879 |
131 |
95 |
30 |
6 |
460 |
I just don't understand, she said we act like we're above everyone else. |
1.3206 |
0.04998 |
131 |
96 |
28 |
7 |
461 |
This will never work. You bend over my left shoulder for the plates on the table behind me and I'll go over your right shoulder for the table behind you. |
1.3203 |
0.04788 |
153 |
114 |
29 |
10 |
462 |
Don’t get any ideas - I don’t neck on the first date. |
1.3194 |
0.04893 |
144 |
107 |
28 |
9 |
463 |
Farm to table? How about Food to Mouth?? |
1.3191 |
0.04755 |
141 |
103 |
31 |
7 |
464 |
Call me crazy, but I'm going to try using the chopsticks. |
1.3185 |
0.05004 |
135 |
100 |
27 |
8 |
465 |
- “Yeah, me too - I have to eat lots of food before my tummy feels full” |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
466 |
We got clothes; got in to the city; found a high ceiling restaurant … I can’t reach my mouth. |
1.3169 |
0.05132 |
142 |
108 |
23 |
11 |
467 |
It’s finally nice to meet, face to face. |
1.3169 |
0.05132 |
142 |
108 |
23 |
11 |
468 |
I wish we could see other people. |
1.3165 |
0.05309 |
139 |
107 |
20 |
12 |
469 |
”I hear they have
great leafy trees here.” |
1.3158 |
0.05269 |
133 |
101 |
22 |
10 |
470 |
It’s been 100 million crazy years. I’m thinking omnivore tonight? |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
471 |
Niles?, do you think we look down on people? |
1.3158 |
0.04420 |
152 |
110 |
36 |
6 |
472 |
It's good to be back! |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
473 |
If you’re asking my opinion, don’t sell your convertible. |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
474 |
I'm just going to send it back and ask for a eucalyptus tree. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
475 |
When someone says I'm a pain in the neck, that really hurts. |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
476 |
You know dear, this vegan life is a real stretch |
1.3139 |
0.05458 |
137 |
107 |
17 |
13 |
477 |
See you in a few minutes, I’m going down for a bite. |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
478 |
I'm glad you finally stuck your neck out there and asked me to dinner. |
1.3134 |
0.05341 |
134 |
103 |
20 |
11 |
479 |
I thought you said they serve longnecks here? |
1.3125 |
0.04952 |
160 |
124 |
22 |
14 |
480 |
I have been herbivore. |
1.3109 |
0.05566 |
119 |
91 |
19 |
9 |
481 |
Enough of the paleo. I'm ordering mammal. |
1.3106 |
0.05283 |
132 |
101 |
21 |
10 |
482 |
I’m just saying it Bill, it’s a nice place and all, but the tables could’ve been higher |
1.3106 |
0.05173 |
132 |
100 |
23 |
9 |
483 |
Do you want to split an apple tree for dessert? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
484 |
Do we really need to evolve? I like my present condition. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
485 |
I'm telling you, Phil, it's unnerving. By the way people are staring at us you'd think none of them have ever seen a couple of brachiosauruses out on a dinner date before! |
1.3101 |
0.05138 |
129 |
97 |
24 |
8 |
486 |
We're going extinct soon, so order the steak. |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
487 |
In this day and age, what's the worst that can happen? |
1.3099 |
0.04377 |
142 |
102 |
36 |
4 |
488 |
I'm glad we see eye to eye. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
489 |
Nora Ephron said it best. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
490 |
Don't get all high and mighty with me! |
1.3097 |
0.04718 |
155 |
117 |
28 |
10 |
491 |
With these size of servings, no wonder we're becoming extinct. |
1.3095 |
0.04842 |
126 |
92 |
29 |
5 |
492 |
I'm sorry, but I'm looking for someone a little taller. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
493 |
Should we order entrees or are you still swallowing your appetizer? |
1.3091 |
0.05285 |
110 |
81 |
24 |
5 |
494 |
Now if we ask to switch to a high-top, we’ll be *those* dinosaurs. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
495 |
I was hoping to find someone with a brain bigger than a walnut. |
1.3088 |
0.05272 |
136 |
105 |
20 |
11 |
496 |
I think I'll order the little necks. |
1.3088 |
0.05061 |
136 |
103 |
24 |
9 |
497 |
I miss salad bars. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
498 |
I should have worn my turtleneck" |
1.3088 |
0.04611 |
136 |
99 |
32 |
5 |
499 |
It’s so refreshing to talk to a man at my level. |
1.3087 |
0.04939 |
149 |
114 |
24 |
11 |
500 |
Let's just eat the waiter. |
1.3083 |
0.05893 |
120 |
95 |
13 |
12 |
501 |
I just don’t think we have enough in common. |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
502 |
I just hope the seafood tower lives up to its name. |
1.3077 |
0.04941 |
104 |
74 |
28 |
2 |
503 |
I think we should ask for two straws! |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
504 |
Well I did promise you a table with a view… |
1.3077 |
0.04986 |
130 |
97 |
26 |
7 |
505 |
I don't know why we come here, they have so few vegetarian options. |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
506 |
But honey, how long can the forks possibly be? |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
507 |
I’m willing to overlook a lot of flaws. |
1.3071 |
0.05304 |
127 |
97 |
21 |
9 |
508 |
Maybe we should have gotten outdoor seating. |
1.3056 |
0.05002 |
108 |
78 |
27 |
3 |
509 |
Jerry, you’re a real pain in the neck |
1.3047 |
0.04778 |
128 |
94 |
29 |
5 |
510 |
I tried to get his attention, but I don't think the waitersaurus. |
1.3046 |
0.04698 |
151 |
114 |
28 |
9 |
511 |
Having just read Pinocchio, I may now have an explanation for why our necks keep growing. And I need to talk to you about where I really was last night. |
1.3040 |
0.05233 |
125 |
95 |
22 |
8 |
512 |
It's not just us, everyone is grazing. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
513 |
Well, this is awkward... |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
514 |
When should we go down for dinner? |
1.3037 |
0.05180 |
135 |
104 |
21 |
10 |
515 |
Don't forget to ask for paper straws. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
516 |
I'll bend over first to smell my dinner. Then your turn. |
1.3025 |
0.05411 |
119 |
91 |
20 |
8 |
517 |
It’s taken forever to get these reservations! |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
518 |
I told you we should have been seated at the high tables in the bar. |
1.3016 |
0.05665 |
126 |
100 |
14 |
12 |
519 |
It's the ban on straws that will lead to our extinction! |
1.3015 |
0.05040 |
136 |
104 |
23 |
9 |
520 |
I told you we should have sat at a high top. |
1.3015 |
0.05147 |
136 |
105 |
21 |
10 |
521 |
I have a thing for tall guys. |
1.3013 |
0.04675 |
156 |
119 |
27 |
10 |
522 |
Do you think it would be tacky to ask for more fern and less branch? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
523 |
Never heard of a twelve foot salad fork…”
Honestly, you’d think good service was extinct. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
524 |
The Cliftons just walked in, think they’ll notice us? |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
525 |
We'll be extinct before he takes our order. |
1.3008 |
0.05155 |
123 |
93 |
23 |
7 |
526 |
I swear I requested a high top. |
1.3007 |
0.05064 |
143 |
111 |
21 |
11 |
527 |
The font size in this bar menu is way too small. |
1.3000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
88 |
28 |
4 |
528 |
I so prefer outdoor seating... |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
529 |
The other restaurant wasn't as nice but it did have higher tables. |
1.2993 |
0.04440 |
137 |
103 |
29 |
5 |
530 |
Come darling, get the cheque. It's late Triassic. |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
531 |
I'm fine. It's just my cocktail finally went to my head. |
1.2991 |
0.05667 |
107 |
82 |
18 |
7 |
532 |
No ,Thesaurus is not a relative |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
533 |
Should we tell the waiter our time is limited? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
534 |
What a coincidence, I'm from Great Neck too. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
535 |
You were right about us getting a little high at dinner. |
1.2979 |
0.04694 |
141 |
106 |
28 |
7 |
536 |
Don't you just hate it when
you accidentally swallow a big bite?" |
1.2977 |
0.04559 |
131 |
96 |
31 |
4 |
537 |
Let’s eat like there’s no tomorrow.” |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
538 |
What you’re really paying for in a place like this is the view” |
1.2966 |
0.05008 |
118 |
88 |
25 |
5 |
539 |
These motherfuckers. |
1.2963 |
0.06345 |
108 |
88 |
8 |
12 |
540 |
I can't see what I'm eating. |
1.2963 |
0.04711 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
541 |
Let's not let a simple meteorite ruin this night. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
542 |
Just for one night, I wish we were omnivores. |
1.2958 |
0.04665 |
142 |
107 |
28 |
7 |
543 |
We won’t be around forever, Ben |
1.2955 |
0.05240 |
132 |
103 |
19 |
10 |
544 |
I think we should ask for a straw. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
545 |
Are you sure this place has a vegetarian menu? |
1.2951 |
0.05032 |
122 |
92 |
24 |
6 |
546 |
This place has really gone downhill in the last 80 million years. |
1.2946 |
0.06035 |
112 |
90 |
11 |
11 |
547 |
I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
548 |
It might be problematic for us to dive into our meals at the same time. |
1.2946 |
0.04591 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
549 |
I once dated a T- Rex but he treated me like a piece of meat. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
550 |
Scottish lake synchronized swim team is on hiatus. |
1.2946 |
0.04591 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
551 |
I’m sorry, honey, but that tie really dates you. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
552 |
There's no way your 14 feet tall because I'm only 13'9". |
1.2936 |
0.05576 |
109 |
84 |
18 |
7 |
553 |
Really George, We can't keep ignoring the giraffe in the room. |
1.2931 |
0.05197 |
116 |
88 |
22 |
6 |
554 |
I've been waiting eons for this moment. And I can't see the ring. |
1.2927 |
0.04431 |
123 |
94 |
25 |
4 |
555 |
This place was so hard to get into. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
556 |
With these prices, I thought the food would be a little more elevated. |
1.2920 |
0.05093 |
137 |
107 |
20 |
10 |
557 |
"What time are we suppose meet Noah? |
1.2917 |
0.05345 |
120 |
93 |
19 |
8 |
558 |
Is that a stiff neck, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.2913 |
0.05257 |
127 |
99 |
19 |
9 |
559 |
How would I know if you dropped your napkin? |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
560 |
It's all very nice, dear. I'm only saying that maybe you should have asked for a bigger table. |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
561 |
Don’t you go sticking your neck out. |
1.2906 |
0.04711 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
562 |
I may be sticking my neck out, but... |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
563 |
I really appreciate you sticking your neck out like this for our anniversary this year. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
564 |
So glad for a date night. We’ve been at each others throats lately. |
1.2903 |
0.04481 |
155 |
118 |
29 |
8 |
565 |
Nouvelle cuisine? This menu feels prehistoric |
1.2901 |
0.04784 |
131 |
99 |
26 |
6 |
566 |
I'm looking for a nice, old-fashioned guy. |
1.2899 |
0.04623 |
138 |
106 |
25 |
7 |
567 |
Well, last week I had a sore throat and almost died. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
568 |
You should have asked for the high top. |
1.2897 |
0.04476 |
145 |
109 |
30 |
6 |
569 |
Would it kill them to put take a few high tables from the bar and put them in the formal dining room? |
1.2893 |
0.05174 |
121 |
93 |
21 |
7 |
570 |
I don't like Little Neck clams. |
1.2893 |
0.05434 |
121 |
95 |
17 |
9 |
571 |
Can we do the buffet tonight I feel like grazing. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
572 |
I worry that our relationship is evolving too fast. |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
573 |
Just because we're not herbivores anymore, doesn't mean you have to eat every waiter. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
574 |
It didn't go over my head, it just wasn't funny. |
1.2881 |
0.04977 |
118 |
89 |
24 |
5 |
575 |
I always fear the waitress thinks
I was talking down to her. |
1.2881 |
0.05121 |
118 |
90 |
22 |
6 |
576 |
Is it just me or do the plates in these fancy restaurants seem to be getting smaller? |
1.2881 |
0.05658 |
118 |
94 |
14 |
10 |
577 |
Guess we should have asked for a high top. |
1.2879 |
0.05217 |
132 |
104 |
18 |
10 |
578 |
The problem with Chinese food is that by the time it reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
579 |
I found the waiter condescending. |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
580 |
I wouldn't go extinct with anybody else |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
581 |
All you wanna do is neck. |
1.2867 |
0.04615 |
143 |
109 |
27 |
7 |
582 |
So you can understand why I’m hesitant to bring a baby into this world. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
583 |
We’re doomed. |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
584 |
What if we split the ptiramisu? |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
585 |
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? I can’t tell you, it’s too long. |
1.2857 |
0.05021 |
126 |
97 |
22 |
7 |
586 |
Does my neck look big in this? |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
587 |
Is it me, or is everyone in this restaurant staring at us? |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
588 |
It’s okay, we’re alone up here. |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
589 |
You've barely touched your food...I get the extinct feeling something's bothering you. |
1.2846 |
0.04968 |
123 |
94 |
23 |
6 |
590 |
I don’t like the look that waiter Rex gave me. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
591 |
These prices are hard to swallow. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
592 |
Are these portions really that small or are we just far away? |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
593 |
No wonder we became extinct. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
594 |
Happy 65 millionth anniversary, Darling |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
595 |
Asteroid warnings are fake news. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
596 |
Everyone is looking at us. I told you not to wear that tie. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
597 |
The stalls in the ladies’ room offer no privacy. |
1.2832 |
0.04944 |
113 |
85 |
24 |
4 |
598 |
I just don't think we have anything in common. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
599 |
I hope the waiter comes before we go extinct. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
600 |
This relationship makes me feel extinct Norman. |
1.2823 |
0.04370 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
601 |
There’s a few things I still can’t wrap my head around. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
602 |
I haven't had the Jurassic Pork in ages |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
603 |
I heard service is so bad because the waiter went extinct. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
604 |
And then,Barbara said I needed to stop sticking my neck out for others. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
605 |
I can see our food from here |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
606 |
For our next date let's watch the meteorite shower |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
607 |
Screw this finger food - let’s go find some trees! |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
608 |
I know it's Halloween but when does this wear off? |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
609 |
It's just so hard to imagine a future with you right now. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
610 |
Oh damn. I dropped my fork. |
1.2787 |
0.04694 |
122 |
92 |
26 |
4 |
611 |
This food would be great if I could eat it |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
612 |
I'm stuffed. Let's take the centerpiece to go. |
1.2784 |
0.05627 |
97 |
75 |
17 |
5 |
613 |
On the website, the tables looked huge. |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
614 |
I’ll make popcorn when we get home |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
615 |
My dating prospects have been dead for ages. |
1.2778 |
0.04893 |
108 |
81 |
24 |
3 |
616 |
I’d like to keep our relationship tectonic. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
617 |
I still do not see our waiter. |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
618 |
You're so evolved |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
619 |
Believe me our names will always be connected to tsuris. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
620 |
This is the last time I stick my neck out for you in public |
1.2772 |
0.04899 |
101 |
75 |
24 |
2 |
621 |
I dropped my fork two hours ago |
1.2768 |
0.05559 |
112 |
89 |
15 |
8 |
622 |
I thought being a human for Halloween would be fun, but I think I've changed my mind. |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
623 |
Does this neck make my dress look short? |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
624 |
If we’re going to become extinct, we might as well enjoy ourselves.” |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
625 |
And so I ask myself, is the juice worth the swallow? |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
626 |
We still haven't found a restaurant where the food is easy to swallow. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
627 |
Don’t you dare order the long neck clams again! |
1.2759 |
0.04344 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
628 |
I wonder if the waiter will notice us? |
1.2759 |
0.05419 |
116 |
92 |
16 |
8 |
629 |
I really love this restaurant's atmosphere! |
1.2756 |
0.04427 |
127 |
95 |
29 |
3 |
630 |
They only looked at us weirdly, because your tie wasn't straight Ted. |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
631 |
Eyes are up here, pal. |
1.2756 |
0.05205 |
127 |
101 |
17 |
9 |
632 |
Honey, I know you wanted us to get out of our comfort zone but this is ridiculous. |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
633 |
Food's good. But it takes so long to go down. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
634 |
Your tie goes at the top of your neck. |
1.2750 |
0.04422 |
120 |
92 |
26 |
2 |
635 |
I'll feed you if you feed me. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
636 |
Dinner hasn't even reached your stomach yet, and you want dessert? |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
637 |
Maybe we could ask for straws? |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
638 |
You seemed taller in your photos. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
639 |
Did you hear a boom? |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
640 |
I never thought I'd meet someone I see so eye-to-eye with. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
641 |
From now on we take restaurant recommendations from the Pterodactylbergs with a grain of salt |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
642 |
Well I think it’s YOU that looks like a penis |
1.2734 |
0.05402 |
128 |
104 |
13 |
11 |
643 |
Now that straws are illegal… what to do? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
644 |
Will you excuse me for a few, I’m going down for a sip. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
645 |
I just feel like we're not evolving. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
646 |
There must be a staffing shortage. How long could it take to saute 300 pounds of kale? |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
647 |
This is important, so take your time: Did the waiter say 'meatier' or 'meteor'? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
648 |
Now do you see why I suggested a picnic instead? |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
649 |
Must you talk about necking on our first date? |
1.2719 |
0.05749 |
114 |
93 |
11 |
10 |
650 |
These portions are tiny! |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
651 |
Tapas isn't as fun as it sounded. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
652 |
I think I left the stove on. |
1.2718 |
0.05885 |
103 |
83 |
12 |
8 |
653 |
Sometimes I wonder if this whole 'sustainability' thing is worth it... |
1.2717 |
0.05804 |
92 |
72 |
15 |
5 |
654 |
I still feel naked. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
655 |
When I asked for a beer, why do you think the waiter asked if I wanted a Longneck? |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
656 |
I'm feeling a little old for this crowd, dear. |
1.2708 |
0.05017 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
657 |
Options are pretty limited for a 65 million year old. |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
658 |
Okay, Bronto-sore-ass. |
1.2698 |
0.04702 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
659 |
I can't believe we filled up on bread again |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
660 |
I think I'll just order a highball |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
661 |
Don't complain to the the waiter - all portions look small from this height. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
662 |
Oh well,none of this will matter in 50 million years. |
1.2688 |
0.06142 |
93 |
75 |
11 |
7 |
663 |
I hope they don’t get rid of outdoor seating… |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
664 |
You're just like the others. You just assume I want to neck. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
665 |
Heads up! Your ex wife just walked in! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
666 |
We’re so overdressed, I’m afraid we’re sticking out. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
667 |
I can see why we became extinct. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
668 |
It feels like we’ve been waiting for the check for eons. |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
669 |
I’m much more relaxed on dates now that I know we’re going to be extinct. |
1.2673 |
0.05783 |
101 |
81 |
13 |
7 |
670 |
So nice to meet someone who can see from my perspective |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
671 |
How good are you with chopsticks? |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
672 |
The sign said, 'All You Can Reach!'' |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
673 |
I told you we should have gone to the arboretum for dinner |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
674 |
Hey. Why don’t we blow this pop stand and just go home and neck. “ |
1.2656 |
0.04503 |
128 |
98 |
26 |
4 |
675 |
There is a downside at eating out though… |
1.2655 |
0.04872 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
676 |
We’re each going to need a longer straw. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
677 |
Hope our order wasn’t too tall for them |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
678 |
Sorry, but I just don't see a a future for us |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
679 |
I'd gladly trade this neck for a longer arm. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
680 |
I just have a feeling that we shouldn't make any long term plans. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
681 |
You looked taller in your photo. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
682 |
´can you believe she said we’re above it all?’ |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
683 |
That couple in the corner are staring at us. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
684 |
Oh no, I see my ex with his tiny arms. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
685 |
It’s been so long since I’ve really seen eye to eye with someone |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
686 |
Alan did you seriously just tell me that you spent our retirement fund on a sports car you can’t even fit into?! |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
687 |
You’ve got to get your head out of the clouds, Mike. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
688 |
I'm worried city life has changed us. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
689 |
I guess I was hoping for someone taller |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
690 |
I'm up to my neck in daily problems |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
691 |
Everyone says this restaurant is top branch! |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
692 |
I don’t care if you think making a heart shape with our necks for the save-the-date photo is silly. We’re doing it. |
1.2632 |
0.05541 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
693 |
Since extinction seems likely, I think we should have another drink, dear. |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
694 |
We should live every day together like it’s our last. |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
695 |
Next Halloween we’re going casual. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
696 |
All the high-tops were reserved. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
697 |
'Jurassic Park.' What's yours? |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
698 |
It’s been 65 million years, David, are you going to propose or not? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
699 |
It was a lovely idea, Arnold, but next time perhaps a picnic in the park would be better for dinner. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
700 |
Honestly do you have to keep trying to see everyone who is in this restaurant? |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
701 |
The food is good but I don’t think it’s worth waiting 70,000 years for a reservation. |
1.2617 |
0.05686 |
107 |
87 |
12 |
8 |
702 |
By what long stretch of the imagination was this ever a good idea? |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
703 |
I wonder if there’s still a deal on the seven layer cake |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
704 |
Our "Last Supper" |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
705 |
Are you going to eat that flower? |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
706 |
I can't see the carpaccio. |
1.2613 |
0.04090 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
707 |
We should've asked for straws. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
708 |
We probably should have requested a high-top |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
709 |
Well… I mean… it’s just that ‘forever’ seems like such a long commitment… |
1.2604 |
0.04966 |
96 |
73 |
21 |
2 |
710 |
I think this time machine thing to take us to 2023 was a mistake. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
711 |
Why the sauropuss? |
1.2600 |
0.05966 |
100 |
82 |
10 |
8 |
712 |
You're going to love the extra long straws. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
713 |
Do you ALWAYS have to say 'we'll start with a couple of longnecks? |
1.2593 |
0.04810 |
108 |
83 |
22 |
3 |
714 |
I waited forever to get a reservation |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
715 |
Hand me the spoon please |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
716 |
You decide what to order. My brain is the size of a walnut. |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
717 |
...That was a tall order dear |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
718 |
I really feel like we should have sat at the high tables, Greg. |
1.2581 |
0.04811 |
93 |
70 |
22 |
1 |
719 |
Did you order the Long Neck Clams? |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
720 |
I thought you'd be taller... |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
721 |
On a first date necking is as far as I go. |
1.2576 |
0.05115 |
132 |
108 |
14 |
10 |
722 |
Good thing we’re above all that noise |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
723 |
Climate Change is nonsense. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
724 |
It takes so long for me to feel that I’m full. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
725 |
At least we'll be able to see if your wife walks in. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
726 |
Shouldn't you have an Adam's apple? |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
727 |
Nessy, pay more attention to me. It’s like I don’t even exist to you. |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
728 |
I can't believe we've lasted this long. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
729 |
6ft neck? Looks more like 5’11 |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
730 |
Since it is impossible to find a well balanced meal or a suitable table, we may go extinct. |
1.2558 |
0.04159 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
731 |
This paleo diet is really working. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
732 |
Did she say “microgreens”? |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
733 |
Of course, I won't know till next week whether this dish gives me heartburn. |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
734 |
It was the only restaurant with a high enough ceiling. |
1.2553 |
0.04768 |
94 |
71 |
22 |
1 |
735 |
Your zipper's down. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
736 |
Sure glad you like to neck... |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
737 |
I think life insurance is important. Who knows what the future holds. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
738 |
I just realized our arms aren't long enough. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
739 |
The review said "Perfect for a long lunch" |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
740 |
Greg, the we should go easy on the edibles next time |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
741 |
When you retrieve the salad, please bring me up a roll. |
1.2547 |
0.05372 |
106 |
85 |
15 |
6 |
742 |
Really, Harold? I can’t even see the waiter! |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
743 |
I'm glad we can see eye, to eye on that my dear |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
744 |
If you ask for a straw I'm leaving. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
98 |
11 |
9 |
745 |
We should have accepted to sit at those high tables. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
746 |
I grew up in Pangea. It’s nice and all, but I wouldn’t call it a ‘super’ continent. |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
747 |
In a place like this we're vegetarians, not herbivores. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
748 |
I haven’t been out on a date since the Cretaceous Period |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
749 |
That was a good meal. What do you say we end it with a couple of Fireballs? |
1.2527 |
0.05086 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
750 |
I don’t like the way the waiter looked at me when I asked for a straw. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
751 |
How about a glass of swamp water to finish the night off. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
752 |
Ugh, I forgot to ask for a straw. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
753 |
I told you we should have waited for a high top. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
754 |
Splashguards. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
755 |
Maybe it's time we began looking in different directions |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
756 |
Does this dress make my arms look short? |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
757 |
I heard the service here was terrible, but at this rate we'll be extinct before we get the main course. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
758 |
The babysitter said she’s call if the kids hatch. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
759 |
It's been ages since we last did this. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
760 |
I admire how the Jurassic world movie series showcase dinosaur diversity and inclusivity. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
761 |
I had to wait eons for this reservation. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
762 |
Let's ask them to play some classic rock. |
1.2525 |
0.04147 |
99 |
75 |
24 |
0 |
763 |
I don’t think we can go any longer like this. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
764 |
Pfft, they call these martini glasses long stemmed? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
765 |
I have no appetite. I'm still getting over the shock to find out that we were adopted and that our birth mother was a giraffe. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
766 |
Well, I’m not STRICTLY vegan. I’ll have the occasional coelacanth. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
767 |
You haven't noticed my new pedicure. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
768 |
We really do look alike? |
1.2523 |
0.04618 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
769 |
The braised tree’s always good |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
770 |
If that waiter takes any longer we’ll be extinct |
1.2523 |
0.05349 |
111 |
90 |
14 |
7 |
771 |
How do they expect us to eat this? |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
772 |
Yeah, the gingko leaves and pine cones were excellent. But sometimes I just want to sink my teeth into a big juicy burger. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
773 |
Hello! My eyes are up here. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
774 |
I specifically asked not be seated next to the tar pits. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
775 |
We've been sitting here for 20 minutes. Where the hell is that Dodo waiter? |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
776 |
You're taller in your pictures |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
777 |
This relationship isn't evolving |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
778 |
You're blocking my view |
1.2500 |
0.04480 |
104 |
79 |
24 |
1 |
779 |
Thank God we don’t exist. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
780 |
It has taken us so long to find each other. Eons, really. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
781 |
We were having such a nice dinner then you started bringing up extinction again. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
782 |
With these short arms, I don’t see us adapting to this environment. |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
783 |
You're sure you've performed the Heinlich? |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
784 |
I never knew that you liked piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
785 |
Let's not come here again. The food is terrible, and the forks are so short! |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
786 |
I wish they’d bring the bill already. These stiff chairs are giving me-a-saurus. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
787 |
We don’t HAVE to be herbivores, you know |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
788 |
Did you have trouble hearing the specials? |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
789 |
Doesn't it seem that wherever we go they are short staffed. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
790 |
Without opposable thumbs, how do we eat this stuff? |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
791 |
Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans, Honey.... |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
792 |
Finally, a table where the flower arrangement isn’t blocking our view. |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
793 |
Let's stick our necks out & share an order of jalapeño poppers. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
794 |
Could you ask for a straw? |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
795 |
Do you think we qualify for the early bird discount? |
1.2477 |
0.05399 |
109 |
89 |
13 |
7 |
796 |
Can you believe, no high-tops. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
797 |
Did the waiter say the special is meatier or meteor? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
798 |
After dinner let's neck. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
799 |
Shall we order the long neck clams? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
800 |
I think I'm choking on three grapes. Maybe four. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
801 |
It’s just that your online profile said you were 30 feet tall. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
802 |
You feed me, and I'll feed you. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
803 |
Honest to God, Bert, one more "a meteor is gonna hit before that waiter gets back with our check" joke and I'm leaving you. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
804 |
Why do you always get all bent out of shape when we eat at this restaurant? |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
805 |
Just once could you order a beer without saying 'Give me a long neck'? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
806 |
Maybe we should ask for a high table? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
807 |
Why are we at the kids table again? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
808 |
It's just so nice to talk to someone who's on my level for once. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
809 |
Do you think they forgot about us because we’re vegan? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
810 |
I hope the valet remembers to shut the sunroof. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
811 |
You never take me to graze in the swamp any more. |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
812 |
We should have asked for a high top table. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
813 |
Does this outfit make my neck look long? |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
814 |
It’s not your fault, we just can’t both have our head in the clouds |
1.2472 |
0.04868 |
89 |
68 |
20 |
1 |
815 |
I am starving to death. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
816 |
Glad you could find a place with at least one plant-based entree on the menu. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
817 |
…but sweetheart, they CAN’T talk down to you. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
818 |
Name our son Cole? I don't know why but it seems ironic. |
1.2469 |
0.06462 |
81 |
67 |
8 |
6 |
819 |
Could you tell me if I've finished my dinner? |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
820 |
Ok,we need to see this eye to eye. |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
821 |
Of course you are on the paleo diet. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
822 |
Your profile said you were taller. |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
823 |
I liked the greens in the swamp much better than these. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
824 |
I’m sorry, Steve. I’m just not ready to take this to the next level. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
825 |
66 million years and we're still at the kids' table. |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
826 |
Long night, eh? |
1.2449 |
0.04601 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
827 |
If this is how evolution works I'm out. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
828 |
I wish they had more plant-based options. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
829 |
It's always about Brontosaur-you and never about Brontosaur-us ." |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
830 |
You’re a great guy, Ted. I’m just not sensing a future for us. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
831 |
I think we should try to see other people |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
832 |
Be honest. How do you think I'd look in a turtleneck? |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
833 |
I'm afraid that our tastes have evolved faster than we have. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
834 |
Sadly,after all that hype,the plant-based options are fairly uninspiring |
1.2444 |
0.04822 |
90 |
69 |
20 |
1 |
835 |
The first lesson in civilizing us is putting fork and spoon to mouth. |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
836 |
The necklace is nice, I just can't see myself wearing it. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
837 |
I'm sorry, but I just have a bad feeling about making any long-term commitments. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
838 |
The salads are great, they bring the trees right to the table. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
839 |
Can you tell me what I ordered, so hard to see from way up here. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
840 |
Ever since Covid, whenever we go out in formal attire I feel people look at us like we're prehistoric. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
841 |
I feel our server was being a little short with us. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
842 |
If you had really been in “Jurassic Park,” they would have given us a better table. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
843 |
What do you think will come first: the entrees or the meteor? |
1.2439 |
0.06622 |
82 |
69 |
6 |
7 |
844 |
We might be fossilized by the time this waiter comes. |
1.2436 |
0.05221 |
78 |
60 |
17 |
1 |
845 |
I may be a dinosaur, but I am NOT too old to pull off a plunging neckline, Harold! |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
846 |
You looked taller in your profile photos. |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
847 |
This is not the elevated dining experience it was made out to be. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
848 |
The portions are really small. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
849 |
Sweetheart, of course the portions look small. |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
850 |
Don't look up. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
851 |
Has anyone ever told you you’re heads above the rest? |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
852 |
I'll have the salad bar as appetizer |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
853 |
The food may be great, but the service is so Neanderthal. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
854 |
I know your success has happened quickly Joel but can we please stop referring to it as meteoric? |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
855 |
Does this necklace make my throat look big? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
856 |
So you're Sagittarius? *gulp* |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
857 |
I absolutely love the high vaulted ceilings |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
858 |
I've never dated another vegan before. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
859 |
I hacked up a gastrolith in here last week and took out 3 pterodactyls! |
1.2421 |
0.04899 |
95 |
74 |
19 |
2 |
860 |
I'm over the small plates. |
1.2421 |
0.05122 |
95 |
75 |
17 |
3 |
861 |
Sorry, I was told it was a high end restaurant...shall we take turns? |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
862 |
You'd think a place this nice would have ferns on the menu. |
1.2418 |
0.06121 |
91 |
76 |
8 |
7 |
863 |
Don’t look now, but Barney is three tables over. |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
864 |
Oh, don't spoil me, Carl! Those trees outside would've been fine. |
1.2414 |
0.04895 |
87 |
67 |
19 |
1 |
865 |
Is necking all you think about? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
866 |
At least we can see eye to eye. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
867 |
Steve, we can’t let the other herbivores see us eating at a steak house” |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
868 |
If we eat at the same time, won’t we bump heads? |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
869 |
Ohhhh, “METEOR!” I thought you were saying “meatier,” that’s why I kept ordering more steaks. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
870 |
I know it’s impolite to slouch when I eat, but I was born with really short arms. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
871 |
Cheeky server with his trite 'tall order' sarcasm ! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
872 |
Doesn’t everybody dress for dinner? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
873 |
Feels like we were just on this planet |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
874 |
That’s a tough nut to swallow… |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
875 |
Relax. One little amuse bouche doesn't make us meat eaters. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
876 |
No, Gerald, the tie doesn't make your neck look weird. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
877 |
I am glad we are on the same page about kids, Harold. Does the world really need more Dinosaurs? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
878 |
No, I don’t think a bow tie would have made your neck look too short. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
879 |
It’s nice enough, but I believe this restaurant is beneath us. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
880 |
It tasted good, but it hasn't hit my stomach yet. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
881 |
I am planning to go into museums. What about you? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
882 |
Get a cocktail. The Cretaceous Period ends tomorrow. |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
883 |
It’s just nice to meet someone at my level |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
884 |
I thought you said the food at this restaurant was elevated |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
885 |
My family is from Loch Ness as well. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
886 |
No, YOU ask for longer straws |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
887 |
Doorways and ceiling fans. You? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
888 |
Yeah, I got a friend who's also one of those Meteor Conspiracy nuts. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
889 |
Why does the air conditioner always blow right down my neck? |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
890 |
We might be extinct by the time they bring the main course. |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
891 |
I know my profile says that I’m an Apatasaurus, but I still prefer to be called Brontasaurus. Hope you’re cool with that. |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
892 |
Do you think they have any extra-long forks? |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
893 |
Be Honest
Does this necklace make my neck look fat? |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
894 |
You look shorter than your profile. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
895 |
Did you read that article I sent you about something called an ‘asteroid’ heading towards Earth? Could you imagine? |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
896 |
Why the long neck Wendy? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
897 |
You should bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
898 |
Is it too much to look at my body once in awhile? |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
899 |
Don't look, but are those the Hunters? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
900 |
I hear that one of our own made it to Speaker of the House. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
901 |
Oh parking was easy to find. I have a sunroof. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
902 |
Well, I can’t lift the glass the plates or the cutlery. The staff keep stepping on our tales, and we keep hitting our heads on the lighting! Nice job Bob! |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
903 |
I’m usually home before I know if the food is good or not. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
904 |
You’re wearing your tie wrong. It needs to go below your chin. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
905 |
Anniversary or not, if we end up in "The Far Side" again, I'm leaving you, Sidney. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
906 |
I like that you're never afraid to stick your neck out! |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
907 |
Why do they always seat us at an outdoor table? |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
908 |
do you think they'll bring us a salad or the whole tree |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
909 |
I love you |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
910 |
Next time we'll bring our own table" |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
911 |
5 million years was just too big an age difference for my last boyfriend. |
1.2375 |
0.06474 |
80 |
67 |
7 |
6 |
912 |
I guess we were supposed to order with the QR code? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
913 |
Every night, I pray for longer arms. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
914 |
Lingering aftertaste? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
915 |
You looked taller in your profile picture. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
916 |
I told you we should have reserved a high-top. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
917 |
Each time you order corn on the cob, I die a little inside. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
918 |
It’s been too long. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
919 |
How much do we tip if the server is extinct? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
920 |
I remember when ordering a salad was affordable |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
921 |
Hard to see eye to eye with this generation |
1.2368 |
0.04909 |
76 |
58 |
18 |
0 |
922 |
It was either online dating or extinction |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
923 |
I’m glad more restaurants are having vegetarian offerings. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
924 |
The review said ‘small plates.’ Didn’t mention the tables and chairs.” |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
925 |
Stop complaining. It's winter, and you know this is the only place with high ceilings. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
926 |
Ok Archie, don’t look but my Tyrannosaurus ex just walked in this restaurant. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
927 |
Did you remember our reusable straws? |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
928 |
Is it just me or do you think that waiter tasted funny? |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
929 |
Good job finding a vegetarian joint with high ceilings. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
930 |
Tell me again what they call those tall beer bottles we like. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
931 |
Really? Oysters Rockefeller? |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
932 |
We finally have time alone, and all we do is talk about our eggs. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
933 |
I'm not disappointed, I just thought you would be taller. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
934 |
Well, at least we’re on the same level. |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
935 |
I've run out of small talk. Wanna neck? |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
936 |
Let's party like its 65 million BC. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
937 |
You ate the waiter?? |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
938 |
I don't think opposable thumbs will help. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
939 |
I want swamp water, but I like saying ‘Pinot Grigio.’ |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
940 |
I think we need to go with the seafood tower. |
1.2353 |
0.06183 |
85 |
71 |
8 |
6 |
941 |
I don't think our waiter heard our order |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
942 |
You need to say something about the velociraptors getting the window table. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
943 |
I used to look down on places like this |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
944 |
And then she complained I was rubbernecking |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
945 |
Some say we look alike. But I don't see it. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
946 |
I HATE SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH MY STEP DAD! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
947 |
ARE YOU CALLING ME A HIGH TALKER? |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
948 |
How long have we been here? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
949 |
I used to come here all the time in the Mesozoic Era. |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
950 |
Now I remember why we never eat out. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
951 |
Should we ask for straws? |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
952 |
Why yes, I am transgender - how did you know? |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
953 |
Where do you see yourself 50,000 years from now? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
954 |
Well I for one am proud to look like we’re from a bygone era. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
955 |
I may be full. I'll tell you in 5 minutes. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
956 |
Darn; I forgot to ask for straws. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
957 |
Of course it's vegetarian. And I can't wait to sample the exotic low-hanging fruit |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
958 |
So romantic. Yes, I would love to go watch the meteor shower. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
959 |
Look, I'm not asking you to stick your neck out. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
960 |
Why do they always seat us outside? |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
961 |
Talk about slow. I hope dessert comes before we're extinct. |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
962 |
Remember when you said I had my head in the clouds ! |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
963 |
It’s harder to read the menu once you’re 65 million. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
964 |
Well? You didn’t even mention my new dress. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
965 |
I'm still hungry. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
966 |
I can hardly wait for your next great idea. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
967 |
Just remember, the Heimlich maneuver probably won't work. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
968 |
Dibs on the flower. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
969 |
Does no one ever think to clean the tops of the chandeliers? |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
970 |
I do have good manners, but by the time I get the fork to my mouth, all the food has fallen off . |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
971 |
We should've asked for the long forks. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
972 |
A hiss is just a hiss, a high is just a high. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
973 |
Is everyone staring at my necklace or is it me? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
974 |
The food looked hot when it arrived, don’t know why it feels so cold in my mouth… |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
975 |
Yes, I'm a vegetarian too. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
976 |
We finally retire only to learn the Jurassic Period is coming to an end. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
977 |
I just don't see us evolving together" |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
978 |
Sure,being in a Spielberg film was good for my career,but I really wanted to do more theater. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
979 |
Somehow I can't wrap my mind around what you just said. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
980 |
This is nice, but I actually prefer browsing the vegetation. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
981 |
Give me ten minutes, I just swallowed. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
982 |
I mean, it’s the Cretaceous Period. You’d think they’d have a vegetarian option in this day and age. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
983 |
Would you mind if I stepped back 20 feet and put my hands on the floor when the food comes? |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
984 |
Do you ever get the feeling that people are staring at you? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
985 |
This is how our ancestors became extinct. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
986 |
8’10” is not 9’, Simon. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
987 |
How is it possible that I can’t get the waiters’ attention? |
1.2308 |
0.06068 |
91 |
77 |
7 |
7 |
988 |
You're shorter than you look in your photos. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
989 |
Harold, you do realize that all the other brontosauruses are seated at high tables. |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
990 |
I like the high ceiling. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
991 |
But you know I love lobster! What was so difficult about asking for a bib? |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
992 |
Why would our waiter suggest prime ribs?
Everyone knows we're vegetarians. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
993 |
When the check arrives, please don't have dinosaur arms." |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
994 |
Unless you ordered a tree, there’s no way they’re getting the food up here. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
995 |
I’ve longed for this moment alone with you. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
996 |
This dinner isn't the only thing not going to work out |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
997 |
Honey, straighten your tie. People are staring. |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
998 |
I’m sorry, but it’s going to take a long time to digest this |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
999 |
Maybe we should neck up to the bar. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1000 |
Give it a minute to go down, I’ll tell you if there’s dairy in it. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1001 |
was that waiter being short with us? |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
1002 |
Okay, you were right. We should have opted for the high-top. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1003 |
But I thought you were an herbivore?!? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1004 |
How do you get YOUR food in your mouth? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1005 |
You ate the waiter. Now what? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1006 |
It’s ironic how plant based menus are finally in vogue |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1007 |
Stuart, I just don’t feel that our relationship is evolving |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1008 |
I thought this ‘high class dining’ would be different. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1009 |
What’s your elevator speech? |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
1010 |
Just remember to bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1011 |
Why are you looking at me as if a meteorite is about to hit you? |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1012 |
Enough with postmodernism, David. I’m telling you; this is world is as real as it comes. |
1.2294 |
0.04250 |
109 |
85 |
23 |
1 |
1013 |
Sorry,Oscar, but I've always wanted someone taller than me. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1014 |
Should I just stick my neck out and grab a waiter? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1015 |
The only thing I want here is the tree in the courtyard. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1016 |
I prefer a more elevated cuisine |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1017 |
"How's the weather up there?" Really? That joke's older than we are. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
1018 |
What’s new in your neck of the woods |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1019 |
I'll have the Jurassic Pork! |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1020 |
Why do they always bring us a Vegan menu ? |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1021 |
You need to get your head out of the clouds,George! |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1022 |
Its a shooting star, make a wish |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
1023 |
What do you mean you don’t want kids because of climate change? That’s silly. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
1024 |
Do you think this dress makes my neck look long? |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
1025 |
Could you pass the salt? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1026 |
You looked taller in the picture... |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1027 |
It’s down there somewhere. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1028 |
These old clothes make us look like dinosaurs. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
1029 |
I know work has been tough at the quarry, dear. Would it be easier for you if Mr. Flintstone lost some weight? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1030 |
Thank you. My eyes are up here, fella. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1031 |
Pray we won’t need a Heimlich, you remember last time. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1032 |
I'm so tired of people yelling, 'Down in front!', when we're at the movies. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1033 |
Gosh, it’s so refreshing to meet someone I see eye-to-eye with. |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
1034 |
Dear, we are older and our children call us dinosaurs, but we deserve some happiness before we fade into extinction. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1035 |
This table makes it very romantic but how are we supposed to eat? |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1036 |
Do you think we can ask for longer forks? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1037 |
We can't afford to move to Aspen, think of our scarf budget alone! |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1038 |
Finally we can see eye to eye. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1039 |
- You didn't touch your food!
- What food? |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1040 |
You and your 'finger food'... |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1041 |
Our life is good. I can’t imagine anything ever changing that. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1042 |
I think I stepped on our waiter. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1043 |
You sure this new diet drug is healthy? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1044 |
I told you to reserve a high top! |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
1045 |
Our relationship has been hit by an extinction-level event...but you'll always be my "thunder lizard". |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1046 |
Dessert? I’m still swallowing the appetizers. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1047 |
We may be extinct before he drops off the check. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1048 |
Should we try the low-hanging fruit? |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1049 |
I fucked your bother. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1050 |
Evolution is overrated. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1051 |
Don’t look now, but the Smiths just walked in |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1052 |
Those little-neck clams sure sound good. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1053 |
Do you know if they served us yet? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1054 |
Let’s ask for straws. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1055 |
Is that your second Grasshopper? |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
1056 |
Sometimes I think good manners are going extinct. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1057 |
This might be our only chance to try the pre-extinction special. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1058 |
Honey, that was a tall order. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1059 |
the mai tai just isn’t the same without the tiny umbrella |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
1060 |
I wonder why they never offer us indoor seating. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1061 |
I hear this place has some great paleo options. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1062 |
I told you they didn’t serve trees at The Palm! |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
1063 |
Every time we order beer, he smirks and says there’s a special on long necks.” |
1.2247 |
0.04449 |
89 |
69 |
20 |
0 |
1064 |
Let's skip the low-hanging fruit tonight. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1065 |
No wonder we're extinct |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1066 |
‘Trust me honey, the leaves here are to die for.’ |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1067 |
We’re gonna need a bigger table. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1068 |
I just don't think the waiter heard us. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1069 |
I told you eating here would be a stretch. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1070 |
It was nice of them to seat us outside |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1071 |
Your browser history, Camels?! Giraffes?! What do they have that I don’t?! |
1.2245 |
0.05716 |
98 |
83 |
8 |
7 |
1072 |
I really appreciate having someone who speaks and listens on my level. |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1073 |
I took them long enough to seat us, but at least we got a table with a view |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1074 |
Finally, a restaurant without ceiling fans. |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
1075 |
Wonder if they could move our table outside under a tree ... |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1076 |
Pronouncing French menu items is hard with a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1077 |
I prefer haute cuisine. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1078 |
If they drain the swamp, where does that put us? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1079 |
When did you first notice me? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1080 |
I don’t know which fork to use, either. |
1.2235 |
0.04844 |
85 |
67 |
17 |
1 |
1081 |
I have tried to live by that thing Michelle Obama said — ‘when they go low we go high’ — but frankly it’s increasingly harder. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1082 |
It's nice to finally meet someone on my level. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1083 |
So, Digby, where do you see yourself in 65 million years? |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1084 |
Are we vegan or vegetarian? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1085 |
Ugh, this place is sooo Pleistoceney |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1086 |
Two long necks please 🍻 |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1087 |
I've always enjoyed our elevated conversations |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1088 |
I’m glad that we see eye to eye on this |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1089 |
I'm so hungry I could eat a giraffe. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1090 |
This is so much nicer than that dinner cruise that Noah-somebody offered.” |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1091 |
The giraffe sounds good. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1092 |
Pass the salt. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1093 |
It seems like ages since we last did this. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1094 |
We're always seated next to the bathroom. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1095 |
That waitress was staring at us. Are you sure we haven't met herbivore? |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1096 |
Why are our arms so short? |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1097 |
Which do you think will go extinct first…you or the necktie? |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1098 |
Let's not let another era go by before we have a date night. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1099 |
Just once, I'd like to get a table near the tar pit. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1100 |
Salad, salad, salad.
Eight-five courses, and it's always salad. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1101 |
All those jokes about T-Rex and his short arms. Boy, don't we look silly. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1102 |
This won’t end well |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1103 |
I want this to work too but sometimes it feels like we’re living in the past. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1104 |
It's nice to finally meet someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1105 |
Shall we order little necks? |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1106 |
Longer forks or lower ceilings. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1107 |
Wanna neck? |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1108 |
I think all this asteroid nonsense is just the government trying to scare us. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1109 |
Did you see the smirk on the hostess's face when she asked if we preferred indoors or outdoors? |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1110 |
This was nice for a change, but I still prefer the all-you-can-eat salad bar. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1111 |
What did he mean, "I hope you enjoy your last meal"? |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1112 |
Please tell me your time machine can go backward. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1113 |
I'm eyeing the centerpiece. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1114 |
I hope the beers are long necks. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1115 |
So glad we paid for the extra neck room. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1116 |
Do you think they’ll shame us if we ask for straws? |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1117 |
Can I eat the centerpiece? |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
1118 |
Mezzanine, second table over. The frittata is sublime and they're not looking. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
1119 |
Your profile said you’d be taller. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
1120 |
You can't see it from up here, but I'm wearing a really cute dress and I painted my toenails to match. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1121 |
We need to have a long talk. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1122 |
Your kidding! All mine are extinct too |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1123 |
And Dear, please don’t talk down to the waiter this time |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1124 |
I often feel a bit alien in this world. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1125 |
Let's try standing at the bar. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1126 |
I think I just laid an egg. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1127 |
I'm a Sagittarius, and scarves trigger me. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1128 |
Well I can’t read the menu from here either! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1129 |
These omnivore sized tables are a pain in my neck. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1130 |
Isn’t it nice to get out of the museum once in a while? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1131 |
Did you just ask me if I have a gag reflex? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1132 |
I prefer to date taller men. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1133 |
I’m still swallowing last anniversary’s dinner |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1134 |
I’m not sure we have a future |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1135 |
Next anniversary, you need to specify roof-top seating if you want to get lucky. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1136 |
Their Jurrassicc Pork is the best in the City |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1137 |
No- I don’t know how to get down to eat the salad either. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1138 |
I’m not sure how much longer we can keep up the ruse that we’re extinct. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1139 |
I know exactly how you felt. I was 7' 9" in middle school. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1140 |
His name is Rodan…we met in Tokyo… |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1141 |
It's a bit warm up here. Should we find a lower table? |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1142 |
Enjoy yourself Honey,we might be extinct one day. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1143 |
I'm sorry. But I no longer feel the impact. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1144 |
Yes. I swallow. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1145 |
Do you think we can ask for straws? |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
1146 |
This is the last time you'll select the restaurant. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1147 |
I thought we were going to go extinct before a table opened up. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1148 |
This place really is beneath us. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1149 |
I told you- this world isn't ready for us just yet. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1150 |
Can you spot our waiter? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1151 |
I hear there's a lovely meteor shower predicted this evening. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1152 |
If you can't stick your neck out for a friend ... what's the point? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1153 |
Try to act like you exist. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
1154 |
How can we be sure it's plant-based? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1155 |
I’ve trained a small primate to put my wristwatch on. What do you do? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
1156 |
If we have to wait any longer we’ll turn into oil. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
1157 |
Only one necktie tonight David? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1158 |
What, exactly, does the museum want us to donate? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1159 |
Myself, I prefer the tree top restaurants. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1160 |
And I said “climate change? Ridiculous, we’ll be here forever.” |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1161 |
Please, go ahead and start. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1162 |
What’s “going Deutch” mean, Sol? Is that one of your jokes again about us going extinct anyway? |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1163 |
It's just hard to find someone on our level. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1164 |
I'm just glad you stepped on that butterfly. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1165 |
I want to see other dinosaurs. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1166 |
If we wait any longer for dinner to be served, we’ll be extinct. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
1167 |
Restaurants no longer carry long straws, citing declining demand. It really dampens date night; it’s a viscous cycle. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1168 |
It’s only my second glass of wine, Alan. Stop breathing down my neck! |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1169 |
Yes the plants are great here, but the views of the asteroid field are to die for! |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1170 |
I don't usually start necking until the second date. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1171 |
I agree, turtlenecks draw stares. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1172 |
We’re going to go extinct waiting for our main courses. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1173 |
I have to keep telling him, "My eyes are up here." |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1174 |
Let's eat well and leave good-looking fossils. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
1175 |
I've never met someone I could see eye to eye with until you. |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
1176 |
Let’s have it delivered |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1177 |
What's all this nonsense I hear about an asteroid heading our way? |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
1178 |
Give me a few minutes to digest this. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1179 |
She just never shuts up about it. I’m like, yea, well we’ve been vegan for 145 million years. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1180 |
next time get a high top |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1181 |
I forgot my glasses. Just ask for the specials. |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
1182 |
By the time it takes me to swallow , we’ll be done eating. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1183 |
I'm going back down, do you need anything? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1184 |
I thought we should go out in style! |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1185 |
Feels like 100 million years since we've seen our waiter. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1186 |
No, I don’t want to neck. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
1187 |
What? On our first date? That's REALLY a stretch! |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
1188 |
"We'll be extinct by the time dessert arrives..." |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1189 |
See if you can catch the waiter's eye. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1190 |
I have a confession. I’ve been seeing a giraffe on the side. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1191 |
You still don't know how to use a QR code? |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1192 |
You say Bronto, I say Apato. 🎶 Let’s call the whole thing off. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1193 |
The food here is taking really long to reach us. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
1194 |
I like your tie. |
1.2159 |
0.04104 |
88 |
70 |
18 |
0 |
1195 |
This place is top-rated for Paleo. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1196 |
Let,s neck |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1197 |
This place is beneath us. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
1198 |
It’s over. And no, I’m not talking about the huge comet that will soon destroy us all, although in that sense, too, it is over… |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1199 |
I am so full, I think. Actually, I won't know for about 3 hours. |
1.2159 |
0.05927 |
88 |
75 |
7 |
6 |
1200 |
Between the asteroid and the park closing, its been really hard to meet someone. |
1.2159 |
0.05927 |
88 |
75 |
7 |
6 |
1201 |
Luscious love is for top minds. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1202 |
Do you think our veganism can save the planet? |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1203 |
I really like you, but I really don't know how long it will last. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1204 |
I find myself yearning for a steak. |
1.2157 |
0.03848 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1205 |
I think I'll try some fish for a change. |
1.2157 |
0.04323 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1206 |
I'm so happy to finally meet someone who's on my level. |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1207 |
I thought they would have better vegan options. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1208 |
How could you let them seat us at the children's table? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1209 |
I see how hard you are trying to not stare at my cleavage. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1210 |
Should we ask for longer forks? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1211 |
Don’t look now,but the paparazzi just saurus |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
1212 |
I don’t care what the news said about some asteroid, I just want to know who makes these chairs we can actually sit on! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
1213 |
I don’t understand. The reviews called it an “elevated dining experience”. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1214 |
How did you get your tie on without thumbs? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1215 |
So where's dessert? The waiter's treating us like we're extinct. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1216 |
Give it another 3 minutes for the food to reach your stomach and you won’t be hungry for dessert. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1217 |
How can you say that we no longer see eye to eye, Ralph? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1218 |
I want a divorce. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1219 |
I know it's pricey but it's also the only gastrolith pub in town. |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
1220 |
my nuts hurts |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1221 |
Why must they always place us at the kiddie table for family gatherings? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1222 |
My eyes are up here, Gerald. |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1223 |
This would be a lot more romantic if we could eat what we ordered. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1224 |
This place hasn’t changed a bit since the early Mesozoic. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1225 |
call me old fashioned but still enjoy the fine dining experience |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
1226 |
Nice place, but I like to see my food before I eat it. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1227 |
The ambiance is nice but I prefer their tree location. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1228 |
Yes, your neck does make your penis look small. |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1229 |
I feel like we’re drifting. Your head is always in the clouds these days. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1230 |
« Try answering my question again without the dinosplaining » |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1231 |
You can order the steak if you want, dear, but I'll miss you when you're extinct. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1232 |
Why do the T-Rexes always order off-menu? |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1233 |
Ok, but don’t make it obvious you’re looking. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1234 |
Come here for the fine dining, they said . I can’t even see my food . |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1235 |
I’m supposed to stop when I’m 80% full. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
1236 |
I can't believe Joyce accused me of talking down to her. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1237 |
Plant based menu and no ceiling fans? I'd say that's a 5 star review waiting to happen. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1238 |
I’m just not in a place right now to save our species from extinction. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1239 |
Could we switch seats? That ceiling fan is blowing right on me! |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
1240 |
I told you to ask for a high top! |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1241 |
Okay, Brad. I'll bite. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1242 |
Turn around but don't make it obvious! |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1243 |
Now we just have to wait 65 million years for our waiter. |
1.2133 |
0.06379 |
75 |
64 |
6 |
5 |
1244 |
It’s a shame you can’t see what I wore for this date. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1245 |
We can’t both take the high road |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1246 |
You know our arms are far to short for using utensils. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1247 |
How you don’t think it’s obvious when your staring at my breasts is beyond me |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1248 |
It has been a lovely dinner, but I still don't want to go necking with you at the tar pits. I don't know what gave you the idea I was that kind of girl. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1249 |
I was thinking about Little Neck clams. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1250 |
It’s been millions of years since we’ve dined out. Is it socially acceptable to ask for straws? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1251 |
Table with a view |
1.2128 |
0.04244 |
94 |
74 |
20 |
0 |
1252 |
Your profile said 8’1” |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1253 |
I feel as though the more civilized we become, the less likely we are to survive. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1254 |
The servings are small, but at it's paleo friendly. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1255 |
I can't believe you're bringing that up now. That was, like, 66 million years ago! |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
1256 |
Now remember, dear, when the server comes, don't look down on him! |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1257 |
How about a tall drink? |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1258 |
Always remember: The spoon goes to the mouth, not the mouth to the spoon! |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1259 |
It was fine, but maybe not worth the 150 million year wait. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1260 |
This is my favorite fine dinosaur restaurant. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1261 |
Shall we get it to go? I' m feeling a bit of a sore throat and you know how long that could last. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1262 |
Did I ever tell you my first cousin was a giraffe? |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
1263 |
Why don't we just chuck it all, live on a small tropical island and run around naked? |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1264 |
There’s no way that waiter can’t see us |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1265 |
Why they always put us in patio? |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1266 |
Does this dress make my neck look long? |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1267 |
Really! Ruth's Chris? Another Rex suggestion? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1268 |
When dinner finally reaches our stomach, we can decide if we have room for dessert. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1269 |
I find it hard to swallow why they would seat us at a table like this. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1270 |
After 65 million years it's so nice to find vegan fine dining and drinks served with really long straws? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1271 |
Do you think my dress makes me look extinct? |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1272 |
Seeing eye to eye? Only for dinner. |
1.2118 |
0.04458 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1273 |
Soooo….do you know the Heimlich? If not, I’m out. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1274 |
George for the hundredth time I swear that's how you're supposed to wear a tie |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1275 |
Howard, do you think the waiter was threatening me with the Lava Cake? |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1276 |
I hope they have a Vegan option |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1277 |
How do we tell Littlefoot about the divorce? |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1278 |
Sure, he was a creationist, but he made me feel so young. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
1279 |
I forgot to tell the babysitter not to let the kids play near the tar pits. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
1280 |
So you couldn’t get a high top? |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1281 |
I don’t know… what would you choose for your last meal? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
1282 |
Only one flower between the two of us? I hate fine dining. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1283 |
Usually I can't see eye-to-eye with my dates |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
1284 |
They always put us at the kid's table. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1285 |
I want to lay eggs with you. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1286 |
I wish they had longer utensils. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1287 |
I only wish that I had worn high heels. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
1288 |
But the review said it was an elevated dining experience. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
1289 |
I always get the spaghetti. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
1290 |
Will you stop worrying about that damn meteor? |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1291 |
On the plus side, it's so much easier to get a table since the extinction. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
1292 |
Why do you keep saying, “This might be our last meal together?” |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1293 |
Are you certain this restaurant is vegetarian? |
1.2105 |
0.04587 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1294 |
Do I look fat? |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1295 |
I like you too, but we need to face the fact that our arms are just too short to make this work. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1296 |
Why did you hesitate when I asked you if this dress made my neck look big? |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1297 |
Not another word about climate change. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1298 |
Of course the other diners saw us! |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1299 |
Why are we here? There's no salad bar! |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1300 |
Happy 156th million anniversary, darling. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1301 |
Am I hungry? I haven't had a thing to eat in ages. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1302 |
Fred, I still can’t figure out why you asked for utensils? |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1303 |
I think our waiter may have gone extinct. |
1.2099 |
0.06013 |
81 |
69 |
7 |
5 |
1304 |
the soup was nice, but it was cold by the time it reached my mouth |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1305 |
It’ll be another 3 hours before I know if I’m full or not |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1306 |
I think we must be from the same neck of the woods. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1307 |
My favorite book is Wuthering Heights. And yours? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1308 |
No soup for me, the spoon is always empty by the time I get it up here. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1309 |
C’mon honey, we’re above this. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1310 |
Did you see his face when I said I’m vegan? |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
1311 |
These drinks are too small. I'll order us a couple of longnecks. |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
1312 |
Did the waiter just say his name was Flintstone?" |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
1313 |
It feels like ages since we've seen each other. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
1314 |
Remember we take turns eating |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
1315 |
What you're telling me is hard to swallow. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
1316 |
And they said we wouldn't last. |
1.2090 |
0.06904 |
67 |
58 |
4 |
5 |
1317 |
Take it from me they’re just not worth sticking your neck out for |
1.2090 |
0.05004 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1318 |
It just doesn't seem like a good time to be starting a family. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1319 |
Maybe we should have asked for a high top? |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
1320 |
You looked taller on Tinder. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
1321 |
So you said something about a meteor? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
1322 |
Generous portions my bronto sore ass! |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
1323 |
Alright then, genius, how do YOU think we should get this food into our mouths? |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
1324 |
Linguine? |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
1325 |
When you go low, I’ll go high. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
1326 |
you looked different in your photo. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
1327 |
Almost didn’t recognize you without the beard |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1328 |
You know what? You were right. The view here is amazing! |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1329 |
Am I full? How would I know? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1330 |
If the salad bar and breadsticks are unlimited, how do they always run out? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1331 |
Now that I feel more evolved, I occasionally sample something from the Small Mammal Appetizers. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
1332 |
Your profile said you were 9’ 7” |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1333 |
You ordered a convertible Uber, right Dan? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1334 |
I'm certainly not going to stick my neck out and recommend this restaurant! |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1335 |
I'm glad you have a convertible. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1336 |
So, provided a giant rock doesn’t fall out of the sky and kill us both, what are your plans for the future? |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1337 |
I’m pretty sure our kids will have long necks as well. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1338 |
Honey, I think I've got something caught in my throat! |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1339 |
Let me know in a few hours if you have room for dessert. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1340 |
I prefer Central Park’s upscale vegan dining. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1341 |
I guess the algorithm really does work, |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
1342 |
Would it kill them to use a larger font on these menus? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1343 |
I come here for the atmosphere. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1344 |
We really should have requested a high top |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1345 |
I just realized I forgot our straws in the car |
1.2073 |
0.06193 |
82 |
71 |
5 |
6 |
1346 |
I never thought we'd be compatible. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1347 |
You think the waiter will see us? |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1348 |
It’s nice to meet someone on my level |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1349 |
I never know how to get the waiters’ attention here. |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
1350 |
I hope they serve very tall food or have very long forks. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
1351 |
Do you really think in a million years anyone will care about our political affiliations? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
1352 |
Dining out is a stretch. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
1353 |
This is awkward. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
1354 |
I’ve been thinking about stepping down from the Senate, what are your thoughts? |
1.2065 |
0.05687 |
92 |
79 |
7 |
6 |
1355 |
You looked taller in your picture. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1356 |
I guess ordering lobster is out of the question. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1357 |
You stink”. Did you say I stink? No I said , “You’re extinct” |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1358 |
I hate it when the entrè arrives before the appetizer reaches my stomach |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1359 |
Just think, hun, what if that asteroid hit us. |
1.2062 |
0.04129 |
97 |
77 |
20 |
0 |
1360 |
Are you on your phone? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1361 |
They're out of trees. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
1362 |
The sales rep from Sinclair said we will be stars. I told him we’ll think about it. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
1363 |
I REALLY stuck my neck out to keep this date!! |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
1364 |
It's been a long time since I've met someone I can see eye to eye. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1365 |
We’re both vegans Greg, you don’t have to make a big deal out of it. |
1.2059 |
0.04940 |
68 |
54 |
14 |
0 |
1366 |
In a millennia or so, the giraffes will love this place. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
1367 |
I just started digesting yesterday’s breakfast. |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
1368 |
I think I'm in a state of affairs that's soooo easy—it's difficult. |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
1369 |
Your nightmare is a comet hitting the planet. |
1.2055 |
0.04344 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1370 |
Well, I'm just glad to be here. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
1371 |
I don’t do that, actually. I have a very sensitive gag reflex |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
1372 |
So is it "D-eye-noe" or "Dee-no"? |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
1373 |
You know this can’t last. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
1374 |
I finally got us reservations. But I feel we should have accepted the invite to Noah's boat party. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
1375 |
A steakhouse David, really? |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
1376 |
I tried the Paleo diet. Now I'm doing the Mezozoic. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
1377 |
I'm not wearing any shoes."
"Me. neither. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1378 |
Wait, this is a steak house? |
1.2051 |
0.04224 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1379 |
Do you have any idea what we ordered? |
1.2051 |
0.06415 |
78 |
68 |
4 |
6 |
1380 |
It’s wonderful to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1381 |
Wow, if I don't get my meal soon, I'm going to go extinct. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1382 |
It's not you, it's the asteroid. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1383 |
Why do they always sit us at the kiddie table? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1384 |
Next time let's get a high-top. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1385 |
I told you to request a high-top! |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
1386 |
It is so great to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1387 |
I think we’re living proof that if you work hard the top shelf becomes quite accessible. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1388 |
Do you ever wonder where the natural gas for gas ranges comes from ? |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
1389 |
Tastes like chicken. |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
1390 |
I've always looked down on all this modern technology too! |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1391 |
Why did they seat us at the kid's table? |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1392 |
I wish we had sat at a high top |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1393 |
You dip down and I'll feed you; then we'll switch. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
1394 |
What do you say we splurge for haute cuisine next time? |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
1395 |
I don't think we have a future together... or apart. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1396 |
Don’t be so paranoid. Nothing is going to happen when that meteor hits. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1397 |
The service is terrific but I am afraid I find the food inedible. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1398 |
My doctor says I should go paleo. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1399 |
To be honest, Harold, I knew we weren't going to be able to eat here when I saw the forks. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1400 |
We could get ice cream... or check out this meteor that's supposed to be visible tonight. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
1401 |
Do you ever get tired of being seated outside? |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
1402 |
Our waiter just assumed I'm a vegetarian. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
1403 |
I’m sorry Phil, but I only date tall guys. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1404 |
This place has great atmosphere. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
1405 |
Chew the fried pickles well. Heimlich is useless. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1406 |
But I’ve always stuck my neck out for you. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1407 |
I say we get the salad |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
1408 |
Don't you just lovvve the spaghetti here??? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
1409 |
Your neck is longer than mine |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1410 |
You know what they say about neck size. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
1411 |
You know Fred and Barney are gay in real life. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
1412 |
At the very least, we see eye to eye. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1413 |
Well aren’t you a tall, tall, tall drink of water? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1414 |
Shoot, I forgot my straw, oh! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
1415 |
…but the portion are so small |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
1416 |
After dinner,want to go down to the tarpits and neck? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
1417 |
Don't worry about it. No one can see the spinach stuck in your teeth way up here. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
1418 |
Your profile said 60 feet. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
1419 |
So now we've invented dining. What next? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
1420 |
There's no way I am eating spaghetti tonight! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
1421 |
So where do you see us in the future? |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
1422 |
David, I’ve been thinking about getting a neck job . . . |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
1423 |
Yes, I have a watch. Not the same as knowing the time." |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1424 |
You can be such a mammoth's ass at the worst time. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1425 |
If we order 'off-menu,' we can eat the ferns over the bar. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1426 |
You just can’t find these places any longer. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1427 |
Does my neck look long in this dress? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1428 |
I think we overdressed. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1429 |
Next time, get us a table in the scaffold section. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1430 |
I don’t know, when did you last hear from Nessie? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1431 |
A tall latte. You? |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1432 |
Honey,these cycad tapas are too tiny! |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1433 |
She says we look down on them. I say they're just a pain in the you know what. The neck of course, I mean the neck. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1434 |
Shall we tip when it is over, or just tip over? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1435 |
Oh, I know, right? Ceiling fans are the absolute worst. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
1436 |
I like the atmosphere,but the service is positively glacial. |
1.2025 |
0.04550 |
79 |
63 |
16 |
0 |
1437 |
Forget about today’s problems. Remember that things always get better in the long-term. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
1438 |
Really long forks would be nice … and prehensile thumbs. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
1439 |
I long for you. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
1440 |
We need to stop the stretching exercises. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1441 |
How much more do we need to evolve? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
1442 |
What a coincidence we have acid reflux in common. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1443 |
You've been practicing your Windsor knot. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
1444 |
My eyes are up here, Mark. |
1.2025 |
0.04369 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1445 |
Well get used to the new me, Charles. I eat meat and I’m not sorry. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
1446 |
Have you noticed how slow the service is? |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
1447 |
Thanks for looking me up. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1448 |
These chairs are amazingly strong, aren't they? |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
1449 |
I'm afraid you're just too old for me. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1450 |
Frankly Bill, I'm finding that a little hard to swallow |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
1451 |
It is so nice to finally meet someone who sees eye to eye about global warming. |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
1452 |
I recommend the littleneck clams. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
1453 |
Even AI has banned straws. |
1.2024 |
0.04410 |
84 |
67 |
17 |
0 |
1454 |
Do you think we could ask to be moved to a high-top? |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1455 |
Dinner dates with sauropods: necks-level romance. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1456 |
My ex and I just weren't seeing eye to eye. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
1457 |
You looked Jurassic in your profile photo. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
1458 |
Glad we finally see eye-to-eye. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
1459 |
Honestly, in this environment, I wouldn't stick my neck out. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
1460 |
I like it here. It's like going back into a different epoch. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
1461 |
So, you wanna neck? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
1462 |
I heard the lava cake here is to die for. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
1463 |
Honey, steak in a vegan restaurant is a bit of a tall order. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
1464 |
I had such lofty expectations. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
1465 |
Would you like to try the littleneck clams? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1466 |
We've come a long way since carbon dating. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1467 |
You should have been more specific when asking the genie to make us two feet taller! |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
1468 |
We should have ordered a bigger table. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
1469 |
Yes, I feel the same way. My first date in 100 million years. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1470 |
I suggest for dessert we order the Mile High Pie. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1471 |
I know we're herbivores, but what the heck is chevril? |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
1472 |
No I don't see our waiter but honestly, how can he not see us? |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
1473 |
I love it here. I'm afraid that we will need the Heimlich again, that's all. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1474 |
But, we do see eye to eye … |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1475 |
Gosh, it's been such a long time. I thought I was the only one out there. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
1476 |
Evolution has not been good to us. Our arms are too short" |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
1477 |
I wonder why they seated us at a kids' table? |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1478 |
Yes,we should. But,I don’t want to stick my neck out. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
1479 |
Is it my imagination,or have we been here a long time? |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
1480 |
The world just isn't designed for people of size. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
1481 |
Sometimes it feels strange to be so fr above it all! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
1482 |
Just because we are not technologically advanced , it doesn't mean we are dinosaurs. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
1483 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye on this! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1484 |
Let's start with tall drinks, OK? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1485 |
Not tonight. I have a sore throat. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
1486 |
What’s this about astroids and eating dessert first? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
1487 |
In my case, it was my third great-grandmother |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
1488 |
Oh com’on. Bacon doesn’t count. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1489 |
I miss plastic straws |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1490 |
A little bit goes a long way. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
1491 |
So are you a believer or denier in melting permafrost? |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
1492 |
Don't look, but I think that's Sam Neill over there. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1493 |
Have we even seen our waiter? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1494 |
Don't get the spaghetti next time. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1495 |
My ex is having me swallowed. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1496 |
I'm not comfortable eating in a place called The Asteroid Cafe. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1497 |
How about Loch Ness for our Honeymoon? |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
1498 |
I told you that we should have made a reservation at 'The Rainforest Cafe.' |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1499 |
We'll be extinct before we get the bill. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
1500 |
I think I’m going to order the treetops with the parmesan cheese and garlic. The dressing on the side |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1501 |
You have quite an elevated palette. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
1502 |
At these prices, you'd think they would give us straws! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
1503 |
Told you we should have got take-out |
1.2000 |
0.04240 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
1504 |
I've had it up to here with the lousy service. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1505 |
I don’t think you’re going to like the bathroom. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1506 |
After dinner, can we stop at a gas station to pay our respect to our ancestors? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1507 |
I don’t feel right bringing children into this dying world. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
1508 |
I'm starving and ready to order. Do you think the waiter saw us? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
1509 |
This was long overdue, love |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
1510 |
I think I have something stuck in my throat my throat, my throat |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
1511 |
Oh, the only thing I can smell is your breath. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1512 |
High minded conversation |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
1513 |
Don't look but T-Rex over there can't even reach his cutlery" |
1.2000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
69 |
6 |
5 |
1514 |
I just think it’s ridiculous to charge $38 for a plate of leaves. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
1515 |
Thank goodness they got rid of the ceiling fans in this place! |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
1516 |
So, tell me Edward, Where have you been hiding all this time? Under the rocks? |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
1517 |
And so the natural history museum instantly regretted their choice of taxidermists |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1518 |
I’m sorry Gerald, but my mind is made up. I’ve been unhappy since the Jurassic Period. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1519 |
Let’s keep it light and not discuss extinction theories on the first date. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1520 |
Oh, I don’t think that big rock in the sky is going to hit us at all. Liberal snowflakes. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
1521 |
Should we head back down for dessert? |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
1522 |
BYOB, I say again and again. And he still forgets the bibs! |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1523 |
I much prefer the burn of reposado going down. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1524 |
Bobby Flayceratops gave the Jurassic Pork 5 stars. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1525 |
The waiter was nice enough but I'm not sure about the upper atmosphere. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
1526 |
I’m not especially fond of soup. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
1527 |
Gotta love dating in your 40's. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1528 |
Of course I’m ordering spaghetti. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
1529 |
Do you even know what Chateaubriand is? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1530 |
What a nice place-- I thought they weren't going to open it until at least the Cretaceous period." |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1531 |
I have esophageal reflux also. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
1532 |
Sorry if I sound a little hoarse, I have 32 frogs in my throat. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1533 |
I thought you said this place was high-end? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1534 |
I thought I specifically asked you to get us a high top table Gerald? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1535 |
We’ll take the long-neck island iced tea, and make it a double. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
1536 |
This diners sour. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
1537 |
Do you ever wonder if we’re vegan by choice or because we’re supposed to be? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
1538 |
What do you mean you forgot where we parked. We don't have a car. |
1.1975 |
0.05937 |
81 |
70 |
6 |
5 |
1539 |
I love how thoughtful you are even with your walnut sized brain. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1540 |
Vegetarian fine dining is so hard to find. |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
1541 |
test |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
1542 |
Oh, sweetie, I wish we could take this moment and preserve it forever... |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1543 |
Don't know if you're interested,but I'll stick my neck out and ask "your place or mine" |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
1544 |
I thought I asked for a straw. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
1545 |
I don't know about "neverending," but the pasta should last us into the Paleozoic Era. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1546 |
I hear there’s a meteor shower tonight. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
1547 |
The doctor said it was altitude sickness, but I'm going to ask for a second opinion |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
1548 |
our soup is taking forever |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
1549 |
Can we do that thing where we take a pic and make our necks look like a heart? |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
1550 |
I lied about my height. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1551 |
I don't know what happened. The food was wonderful when I was here in the Pleistocene. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1552 |
Evolution hasn’t got us to fine dining yet. We better do takeout. |
1.1974 |
0.04596 |
76 |
61 |
15 |
0 |
1553 |
A salad? You have that all the time at home! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1554 |
I never thought I’d long for the days of outdoor seating. |
1.1974 |
0.06218 |
76 |
66 |
5 |
5 |
1555 |
A crook in my neck seems to affect my whole body! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1556 |
Why the long neck? |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1557 |
Did you see the look on the waiter's face when we asked for Vegan options? Such a condescendasaurus. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1558 |
Let’s start with a nice tall drink |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
1559 |
I think ordering soup was a bad idea. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1560 |
It's been 175 million years since we ordered. Do you think they've forgotten us? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
1561 |
And they say romance is going extinct. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
1562 |
I guess saying vegan more trendy than herbivore. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1563 |
Why is Barney purple? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1564 |
Well darn it Jim, we should have ordered the seafood tower. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1565 |
You looked taller in your pics |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1566 |
It's so nice to find a restaurant with no ceiling fans! |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
1567 |
The asteroid shower ☄️ is a sweet touch. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1568 |
When our server comes by, ask for the large-print menu. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
1569 |
Nice presentation, but aren’t we vegetarians? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
1570 |
We haven’t seen our server in an eon. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
1571 |
What’s going on with you lately? You’re eating more and more like a bird. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
1572 |
This isn’t a contest honey, we both have short arms and nose’s where they don’t belong |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
1573 |
Now where’s stegosaurus with the plates? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
1574 |
I'm getting sick of the paleo diet. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
1575 |
For the 150 millionth time, Happy Anniversary. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
1576 |
I don't want anything that's on the endangered species list. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
1577 |
Are we too late for the pterodactyl special ? |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
1578 |
That's hard to swallow! |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
1579 |
Tapas was a mistake |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
1580 |
Service is going to be kind of slow after what I just did in the ladies' room. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
1581 |
We date back to the Thecodontosaurus on my mother’s side. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
1582 |
At last!
A date who will look me in the eye when I speak to him…. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1583 |
No Shirt, No Shoes." I'm surprised they let us in |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
1584 |
When is the next evolutionary stage for furniture designers? |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
1585 |
Wow! The New Yorker wants to print my recipe! |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
1586 |
What's plan B? |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1587 |
I'm glad you stuck your neck out and asked me to this dinner date |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1588 |
I'm finding it hard to adapt. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1589 |
You're telling me that the thrill is gone after only 6 billon years? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1590 |
Not sure about the food, but I like the atmosphere. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
1591 |
It’s just so nice to finally find someone I see eye-to-eye with. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
1592 |
Wanna go back to the car and neck? |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
1593 |
I love you because you are truly interested in my mind... not just about necking. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1594 |
Hard for me to find someone that I see eye to eye with! |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
1595 |
We are done. Just heard Noah won't take us into his Ark. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1596 |
It smells good, even from here. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
1597 |
Well this won’t work. I only date men who are shorter than me. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
1598 |
I’ve forgotten what we ordered. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1599 |
When dining out, they're all microgreens... |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
1600 |
Do you think this V-neck makes my neck look long? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1601 |
The waiter’s ladder was a little much. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
1602 |
“The forks and in this restaurant are way too short! |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1603 |
I'm so glad we see eye to eye on this |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1604 |
If we don't see the waiter in the next five minutes I'll go extinct! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1605 |
Well, that was a perfectly lovely 150million year anniversary dinner” |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1606 |
An asteroid is coming, Hank. Dammit, I’m having dessert! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1607 |
It's not you. It's the halitosis. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1608 |
The food was pretty low. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1609 |
These dating apps are such a pain in the neck |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1610 |
Honey, you haven’t said anything about my new necklace |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1611 |
What’s a short neck tie then? |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
1612 |
I thought getting in the cab was going to be the biggest obstacle tonight. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1613 |
I told you, always ask for the high top. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1614 |
Carl. My eyes are up here. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1615 |
Make sure you eat your greens. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
1616 |
Perhaps more forethought for our CRISPER experiments, Dr. Roberts? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1617 |
I think highly of you. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1618 |
I’ve been thinking about a neck tattoo! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
1619 |
I know we've moved on, but I miss the swamp. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1620 |
At least we will be able to see the movie. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1621 |
I suppose we can eat off the other tables. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
1622 |
These tasting menus are a pain in the neck! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1623 |
I hear the long-neck clams are good. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
1624 |
Herb, I'm starting to think we're not the fittest. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1625 |
Pretty elegant. But don't you think Extinct an unusual name for a restaurant? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1626 |
Dude, you lied on your dating profile. You're only 19 feet, 8 inches tall! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
1627 |
I hope this place is more traditional than the last - I can't stand that new 'Paleo' cuisine. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1628 |
Did I really need to ask for my Tom Collins to be served tall? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1629 |
We’re going to go extinct by the time the waiter comes back. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1630 |
I still don't understand why they didn't seat us at a high-top. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1631 |
Yes, Brian, it's an existential issue, but for once can we just avoid the subject of ceiling fans? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1632 |
Is it just me, or have the portions here gotten smaller? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1633 |
Did you say: your ex? Think! |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1634 |
Just to be clear,I don’t neck on the first date! |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1635 |
Call me a dinosaur, but I love an old fashioned date. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1636 |
The paleontologists are in for a big surprise. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1637 |
My eyes are way, way up HERE. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1638 |
‘I wonder why we’re the only ones here? I mean I heard there was a meteor coming, but it’s probably fake news!” |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1639 |
Finally, vegan options |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1640 |
I hate when they just assume I don't want chopsticks. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
1641 |
Props to whoever built these chairs. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1642 |
Honey, do not yell at the waiter, he’s probably new and hasn’t used the ladder before. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1643 |
That's a hard meal to swallow. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1644 |
Well the egg came first of course.
And what the heck is a chicken? |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1645 |
I always knew we were high society. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
1646 |
My ex and I just didn't see eye-to-eye. You know how triceratops are. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1647 |
I'm glad I found a date that can look to me neck to neck. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1648 |
Remind me, have we been seated? |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
1649 |
But your profile said you were 68 foot 7. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
1650 |
What a coincidence! My dad is the elephant and my mom is the giraffe. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
1651 |
I think we made a mistake ordering finger foods. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
1652 |
Eyes up here big guy. |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
1653 |
After dinner, what say we do a little necking? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
1654 |
Farm to table? What about hand to mouth? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
1655 |
Now that we’re here, how do we eat? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
1656 |
You have something in your teeth. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
1657 |
Next time ask for a high top. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
1658 |
Okay, you were right, they REALLY don’t like you! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
1659 |
Charles, I don't understand. You're transitioning to becoming a carnivore? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1660 |
I still can't believe you swiped right. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1661 |
I am thinking that an appetizer would be a stretch. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1662 |
Fatten up? Perish the thought! |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1663 |
Let's enjoy this -- I remember a time when a fine restaurant wouldn't seat us. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1664 |
Well, it’s been a long time. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1665 |
Are we being overlooked? |
1.1928 |
0.04356 |
83 |
67 |
16 |
0 |
1666 |
Everything was delicious but the portions are so small |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1667 |
Hunny, how exactly is this suppose to work?! |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1668 |
”Finally, someone I can see eye to eye with. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1669 |
It’s so long since I last dated, I feel like a dinosaur. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1670 |
I'll just have a palm tree. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1671 |
Wanna neck later? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1672 |
I'll just have a salad. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1673 |
I can’t reach my fork… |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1674 |
When your blind date is neck and neck with your expectations! |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1675 |
I always come here for High Tea. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1676 |
I hate to bring this up but this could be our last supper. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1677 |
You didn’t even notice the new necklace |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1678 |
I hope they have long forks this time |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1679 |
And keep your voice down so our little waiter can hear you. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1680 |
I've never felt more seen. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1681 |
When he says his neck isn’t the largest part of him but you’re at a fancy restaurant and trying to keep it together and remain classy. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1682 |
I never see eye to eye with anyone except you, dear |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1683 |
Tall tales, small talks |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1684 |
It's so refreshing to finally be out on a date with someone who's at my level |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1685 |
This WILL be the death of us! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1686 |
I really like the high ceilngs in this place. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1687 |
At the risk of sounding condescending, I think we’re above this place. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1688 |
I truly believe that our plant-based diet will assure the longevity of our species |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1689 |
But you never stick your neck out for me! |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1690 |
Don’t humiliate me at the salad bar again. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1691 |
High heels hurt my feet. Why? |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1692 |
Luckily, you're a beer gal. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1693 |
Room for dessert? I'll know in a minute. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1694 |
I’ll go out with you again but no ceiling fans. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1695 |
I'm complaining to the manager. First off, we're Brachiosaurs, and second, why does every waiter think he was the first dinosaur to say he'd be back with our food "bronto?" |
1.1918 |
0.06062 |
73 |
63 |
6 |
4 |
1696 |
We were vegan way before it was cool. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1697 |
We just don’t have enough in common. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1698 |
I have a sore throat. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1699 |
I know it's expensive, Frank, but hey, we could get hit by an asteroid tomorrow." |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1700 |
We may be the oldest couple in here... |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1701 |
Could you move the table back 40 feet, dear? |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
1702 |
That was our waiter? Oops,I thought he was our appetizer. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1703 |
Do you think anyone notices we're not extinct? |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
1704 |
We are over 150 million years old, but still they seat us at the kids’ table. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1705 |
It’s been ages since we’ve gone out to dinner. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1706 |
Long story short, we should do takeout next time. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1707 |
It's so nice to meet another close talker. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1708 |
By the time our server gets here we will be extinct |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
1709 |
I haven’t seen you in so long I thought you’d gone extinct |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1710 |
...and you live in Loch Ness all year round? |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1711 |
I don’t see leafy greens on the menu. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1712 |
Could you ask the waiter for a straw? |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
1713 |
On the Dinodates website you posted you enjoyed rubbernecking. Have you seen any interesting accidents lately? |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
1714 |
Would you still love me if I decided to go carnivore? |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
1715 |
I can't reach my mouth. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
1716 |
I think we might be related. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
1717 |
I love you, but I’m not sticking my neck out for you again. |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
1718 |
It’s nice to go on a date with someone my age. My last date was a fossil. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
1719 |
"Ask the waiter for a straw." |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
1720 |
Is it just me or is that michelin star getting closer and closer? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1721 |
Should we ask for an additional table on the balcony? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1722 |
I should really wear more necklaces. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
1723 |
Personification is the worst form of flattery for our kind. Don’t you agree? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1724 |
maybe next time we reserve earlier to get the high top |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
1725 |
we must have evolved in France |
1.1905 |
0.04310 |
84 |
68 |
16 |
0 |
1726 |
I hope they have long forks here... |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1727 |
Necking!? Are you kidding me? What, do you have a death wish? |
1.1905 |
0.04987 |
63 |
51 |
12 |
0 |
1728 |
Honestly, I didn't think it would take eons to be served. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
1729 |
Shall we have a look at the dessert tree? |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
1730 |
Why didn't you book a high top table? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1731 |
You’ve got something on your chin… |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
1732 |
If you come up with a silly caption about necking, we're done. |
1.1905 |
0.05258 |
105 |
92 |
6 |
7 |
1733 |
Do you think they have chop sticks? |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
1734 |
My eyes are up here, Dennis. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
1735 |
This plant-based cuisine is out of sight! |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1736 |
Barry, I’ve told you I’m strictly paleo at the moment |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
1737 |
I thought you were going to wear that scarf I bought you |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
1738 |
The reviews explicitly said “elevated dining experience.” |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
1739 |
Finally some decent plant-based options. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
1740 |
His name's Irwin. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
1741 |
The movie was fun but the part about the meteor was a bit much… |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
1742 |
We should have insisted on long stem glasses. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1743 |
The East Side has changed a lot since COVID. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1744 |
How come Gloria's husband could afford to get her a turtleneck? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1745 |
Alright, we can kiss. But no necking. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1746 |
Can we go to high tea next time instead? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1747 |
Honey, the world is burning, so we might as well enjoy our tea. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1748 |
Really, we’ve GOT to take our commitment to vegetarianism seriously, even if it IS our anniversary!” - S. DeVico |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1749 |
Do you think this necklace makes my neck look too long? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1750 |
No, I'm not interested in necking. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1751 |
Can you tell what time my watch says it is? |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1752 |
This place has gone downhill in the last 200 million years. |
1.1899 |
0.05996 |
79 |
69 |
5 |
5 |
1753 |
Our waiter is familiar with the Heimlich |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1754 |
I hope they have some paleo options on the menu. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1755 |
I just hope the spaghetti strands are long enough |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1756 |
…and then the uber driver said, he has no sunroof. Some people, sheesh… |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1757 |
It appears they’re short-staffed tonight. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1758 |
Does this dress make my butt look big? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
1759 |
The atmosphere is great, but how do we get to the food? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1760 |
It'll be tomorrow before I know if this food agrees with me. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1761 |
By the time this meal gets to my stomach, we'll be extinct. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1762 |
When we first met, I was petrified. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1763 |
It's nice to date someone I can see eye to eye with for once. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1764 |
I'm glad that we see eye to eye." |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1765 |
The vegan option was only so-so. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
1766 |
I'm tired of these asteroid impact supply chain excuses. How hard is it to keep long straws in stock? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1767 |
I love it when you look at me like that. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1768 |
You brought me to a vegan restaurant! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1769 |
Why didn’t you reserve a high top table? |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
1770 |
I'm glad they had outdoor seating. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1771 |
"I didn't know the dating ap could do such a good job!" |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1772 |
Are we the only ones left who take the long view? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1773 |
I'm hoping the seafood tower is on the menu. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1774 |
Eat it? I can't even smell it! |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1775 |
Honey, I truly understand your issue with your necktie. Likewise, I never know where I need to put my necklace on my neck” 👔 |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1776 |
I don't care if it's a fancy restaurant, I'm going to ask for a straw” |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1777 |
Oh my darling, I’ll put my neck on the line for you💕 |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1778 |
Giraffe — what an indulgence. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1779 |
Hurry up and pop the question before we become extinct! |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
1780 |
...and we both own convertibles! Wow, we have so much in common. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
1781 |
This is one of those times I wish we weren't vegan. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
1782 |
Let 's hope what we've ordered has no peanuts |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1783 |
Plant eaters live longer. Way longer. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1784 |
I’m glad you finally asked me to dinner, Carl. I didn’t know if you were ghosting me or if you just went extinct. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1785 |
I have to tell you, I've started seeing a T-Rex. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1786 |
Now isn't this better than being in the grass? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1787 |
We should've eaten at home, Herb. I told you coming here would be a tall order. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
1788 |
Glad we see eye to eye on this. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1789 |
I thought this was going to be elevated dining |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1790 |
We never entwine anymore ... |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1791 |
I know this is a nice restaurant but is it wrong that I just want a 6ft party sub? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1792 |
Everyone is staring at us like we're prehistoric or something |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1793 |
You just can’t get a good salad in the city anymore. I’m seriously thinking about going carnivore. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1794 |
…so I just don’t think you’re a real vegan unless you strip the bugs off the leaves |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1795 |
Hey, up here! |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
1796 |
You'd think a white-tablecloth place would have more comfortable seating |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
1797 |
Once we lean down to eat, our heart will be perfected. We’re meant for each other I guess. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
1798 |
I feel like you really see me. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1799 |
If just once I could see what we ordered. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1800 |
I can't wait to try their 'Ginkgo Leaves'" |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1801 |
You’re a nice guy, but I don’t see a future with you. |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
1802 |
Be honest, does this dress make me look long? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1803 |
Did you ever notice how the bigger dinosaurs always end up at the smaller tables. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1804 |
Yes, we've come a long way, but I still worry about the future of our species. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1805 |
Let's ask for longer forks. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
1806 |
Your profile said you were 6 feet tall... |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
1807 |
So you picked this table? |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1808 |
Do you think this one will have the right size straws? |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1809 |
I just googled: restaurants with high ceilings |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
1810 |
The food just isn't up to our level. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1811 |
I had a tiny bit of work done on my neck. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
1812 |
Yes, you may pay for dinner. But, no necking! |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1813 |
And here I thought elevated dining was all but extinct. |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
1814 |
I live for the soul who will fall into my abyss, as I gaze into his. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1815 |
What’s the etiquette for the spaghetti course? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
1816 |
And I told myself Barbara, honey, you’ve got the neckline for it - wear the pearls. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
1817 |
Can you see whether I'm wearing my pearls or my diamonds? I forgot my binoculars. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1818 |
No, it was Tolstoy. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1819 |
I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t hear a word he said |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1820 |
I can’t see anyone else when I’m with you |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1821 |
Would you like some tea, Rex? |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
1822 |
If you see the waiter, I need a 13-foot spoon. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1823 |
Next time I’m picking the place. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
1824 |
I feel like we’ve just outgrown each other. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1825 |
I forgot my glasses. |
1.1868 |
0.05393 |
91 |
79 |
7 |
5 |
1826 |
You know how I feel about public displays of necking, Brian! |
1.1868 |
0.04108 |
91 |
74 |
17 |
0 |
1827 |
I don’t know about this place. By the time dinner reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
1828 |
What do I think? Seven courses anywhere in the City and we still need the entire Botanical Garden, that's what I think. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1829 |
Honestly, I just can’t get behind this whole Climate Change thing. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1830 |
Happy 66 millionth anniversary. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1831 |
I'm rethinking this "blending-in-with-humans thing. Unlike us, the vast majority are not vegetarians. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1832 |
Speed dating is so tough. By the time we've swallowed a bite it's on to the next table! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1833 |
I need more necklaces. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1834 |
Wanna make out? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1835 |
It's nice to finally meet someone with a similar point of view. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1836 |
I thought this was supposed to be an "elevated dining experience." |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1837 |
Life without meteors. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1838 |
Just don't say you'll stick your neck out for them, that's cultural appropriation. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1839 |
I'm really not sure this dining out thing is for us. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1840 |
Thank goodness chivalry isn't extinct. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1841 |
Well, I always say Carpe Diem! You never know what’s just around the corner! |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1842 |
Well, it looked good when I saw it on Instagram… |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1843 |
It's so romantic to eat tiny food at a fancy restaurant. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1844 |
It's my cheat night so I'm having the steak. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1845 |
I’ll have the ton of fuckin leaves as well |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1846 |
F***, marry, kill…. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1847 |
so you're eating meat now? |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
1848 |
No, I never understood why they named him ‘Deep Throat’ either. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
1849 |
At this rate, I just hope dessert arrives before the late Cretaceous. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1850 |
Well Wilma Flintstone told me they were dino friendly. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1851 |
Without straws, we're kind of screwed. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1852 |
And then I said lower your voice. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
1853 |
I just feel you don’t really extend yourself on my behalf. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
1854 |
I think we might be stretching this dinner |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1855 |
Finally, someone with whom I see eye to eye |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1856 |
Bigger isn’t always better. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
1857 |
Ready to duck out? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1858 |
Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1859 |
We are looking more alike every single day. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1860 |
I hate when they bring the main course before we finish swallowing the salad. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1861 |
Maybe after dinner we could go over to my place and neck? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1862 |
Why do they always assume we’re vegetarian? |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
1863 |
Why can’t we just have a nice meal before we go extinct? |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1864 |
These days having an existential crisis seem rather evolutionary. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1865 |
deep talks, |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1866 |
I thought you said there’d be foliage |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
1867 |
You won’t believe the short men I meet |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1868 |
At least we see eye to eye |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
1869 |
17’!? Why you’re barely 15’8”!!! |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1870 |
By the time you bite it's cold already. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1871 |
Your sense of style is prehistoric. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1872 |
It's hard to find a vegan restaurant that stands above the rest. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
1873 |
I’m so glad to meet someone who’s on the same level. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1874 |
Isn't evolution supposed to make these kinds of adjustments? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1875 |
We may need a straw |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1876 |
Yes, and such small portions. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1877 |
The portions look tiny. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1878 |
The portions seemed small. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1879 |
Do you think anyone will notice our comeback? |
1.1852 |
0.04343 |
81 |
66 |
15 |
0 |
1880 |
What’s an appropriate meal when facing obliteration by a comet? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1881 |
Not having opposable thumbs is the least of our problems |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1882 |
At last! I NEVER thought I'd meet a MAN with MY neck! |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1883 |
Why didn’t you ask for the hightop? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1884 |
‘Eat faster, there a asteroid coming’ |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1885 |
Maybe this time you can try a fork instead of chopsticks? …I don’t want to be on the news again |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1886 |
But if we let the romance go extinct Brian, what happens next? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1887 |
I'm not sure, but I think I'm choking. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1888 |
‘I’ll still be hungry for seven more minutes.’ |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1889 |
Aren't we on cloud 9 right now? 🥰 |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1890 |
Is this our last dinner? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1891 |
We’re herbivores, Larry. If you order that steak, we’re getting a divorce! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1892 |
I'm SO tired of being treated like we don't exist. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1893 |
Stop worrying, I think the tie looks great. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
1894 |
What's happening down there? |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1895 |
It's not just that pill. All pills are hard to swallow. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1896 |
It does seem like we were made for each other. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
1897 |
I don't think we're going to make it. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
1898 |
I know it's romantic, but if we want to eat, we have to move further from the table |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
1899 |
Are you going to eat that last flower? |
1.1846 |
0.04850 |
65 |
53 |
12 |
0 |
1900 |
I’m sorry, Bob. I’ve met someone else. A giraffe. I just love that he doesn’t natter on about asteroids and tar pits, and all your doomsday obsessions. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
1901 |
I really prefer a high top. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1902 |
I always order the little neck clams! |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1903 |
Our paths would never have crossed had our eyes not met across a crowded room |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1904 |
We are living proof that love is not extinct. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1905 |
I’m so glad we see eye to eye on current events. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1906 |
I didn't know he was the waiter, I thought it was our main course. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
1907 |
We're not aloof. We can't help that they're beneath us. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1908 |
Slow down. This is just a first date and you are already talking about necking. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1909 |
Sometimes splitting dessert makes me feel old. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1910 |
I stopped ordering drinks ever since they banned straws. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1911 |
But do you ever really stick out your neck for me? |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1912 |
Finally, a quiet night away from the eggos. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1913 |
I’m so glad we always see eye to eye on things. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1914 |
Oh my God?!
We’re actually neck & neck. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1915 |
When I said, “Let’s go out to eat,” I meant outside. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1916 |
My last date was a meat eater, which made the waiter extremely uncomfortable. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1917 |
Not sure if I'm full....the food hasn't reached my stomach yet. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1918 |
Would you like to come back to my place for a little necking? |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1919 |
So whats your asteroidological sign? |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1920 |
It’s so nice talking face to face with you |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1921 |
What's this, a joke? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1922 |
I want a divorce,Reginald. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
1923 |
Any intelligent designer would have given us longer arms to match. And who needs tails anymore? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1924 |
You know, it’s rude to look down on the wait staff. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1925 |
„So…how do we do this?“ |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
1926 |
I like what they've done with the ceiling after the renovation |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1927 |
Could you hear the specials? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1928 |
Just so you know upfront, I'm not into necking. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1929 |
Didn't you say this was an elevated dining experience? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1930 |
I think I should check in with the egg sitter again. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1931 |
Vacation at Loch Ness," you told me. "It'll be fun," you told me. And now, as soon as we finish dinner we'll have to go out and pose for pictures yet again |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1932 |
I suppose you know this is our last supper? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1933 |
Look at those pathetic little flowers. You'd expect some long stem roses in a joint liethis, |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1934 |
I’m not sure what’s more difficult: seeing if the food is vegan, or then getting it up to my mouth. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1935 |
So what if the Swans are here.
It's not a competition Leslie. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1936 |
We should've taken the high top. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1937 |
Seriously, I'm looking for someone who will stick around. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1938 |
It's tough, always having to figure out what your stomach will be hungry for in half an hour. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1939 |
$20 cocktails, $30 salad, boy we really do have small brains. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1940 |
I wanted indoor seating. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1941 |
You seem very nice to me, but they all say you're not for real. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1942 |
Hope tree tops are on the menu. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1943 |
I think we should see other people. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1944 |
Did you know this neighborhood used to just be blue-collar herbivores |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1945 |
I would have expected more plant-based options. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1946 |
Honey does this outfit make my neck look long? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1947 |
To think we worried about asteroids…. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1948 |
Did you bring your glasses? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1949 |
The portions are so small. Is the universe trying to tell us something? |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1950 |
I think it’s time for us to move on to something more than just necking. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1951 |
I think it’s all over for us, Herb. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
1952 |
I can’t see our waiter anywhere. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1953 |
Nice high ceilings here! |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
1954 |
Think I'll have my spaghetti without the meatballs. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1955 |
At least this place has good atmosphere. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1956 |
The food here is terrific. I just wish the tables were taller. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
1957 |
I appreciate the eye contact, but every once in a while , it would be ok to stare at my breasts. |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1958 |
It's just so noisy with these high ceilings. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1959 |
I like a guy who is taller than me. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1960 |
I know they're our friends, but if they start in with 'no one knows for sure whether the Earth has gotten warmer', I'm leaving. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1961 |
Dear, let’s coordinate our bites better, I’m still dealing with my concussion from last week |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1962 |
The long neck clams are amazing this time of year |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1963 |
Wheres the waiter?
It's like we dont even exist! |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1964 |
Maybe we should’ve asked for a high top |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
1965 |
Necking just gets a bit old, ya know? |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
1966 |
do you think the portions here are getting smaller or is it just me? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
1967 |
Gary, I thought they had longer-stemmed glasses last time we were here. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1968 |
Kelp just tastes better at a restaurant. |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
1969 |
We could take our coffees out to the terrace and watch the meteorite shower |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1970 |
The small portions are such a pain in the neck. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
1971 |
I can see the waiter spitting in your pasta. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1972 |
Does this dress make me look fat? |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1973 |
Such tiny portions! |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1974 |
You looked much taller in your profile. |
1.1818 |
0.04135 |
88 |
72 |
16 |
0 |
1975 |
Perhaps after we can go find some tall trees for desert? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1976 |
Burying our heads in the sand is going to be a bit tricky. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1977 |
Please don’t order the pterodactyl with mixed greens again. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1978 |
Do you feel like we're above it all? |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1979 |
Its so much more relaxing to eat here since they removed the fans, don't you think? |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1980 |
Be sure to ask the waitress for long forks. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1981 |
I forgot my opera glasses. I have no idea if we got what we ordered. |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
1982 |
I need a longer straw |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1983 |
Shall we go ahead and ask for take-out containers? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1984 |
I asked for a high top table, but this was all they had. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
1985 |
I’ve been trying to get a reservation here for ages |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1986 |
You may have had problems with other males but I consider myself quite advanced. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1987 |
Is it true what they say about dinosaurs with long necks? |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
1988 |
I bet you are thinking of that cypress tree we passed on the way here. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1989 |
spaghetti? I thought we were getting plants. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1990 |
I’d heard this place was exclusive, but I thought the 145 million year wait on resy was a little bit much |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1991 |
Next time I’ll be sure to reserve a high top. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
1992 |
I know you’re still hungry dear… but just give it a minute. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1993 |
The tables keep getting smaller |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1994 |
Next time we should ask the waiter to place the food in a second floor table |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1995 |
I should tell you, I do tend to ruminate. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1996 |
I think I just need some space. |
1.1810 |
0.03775 |
105 |
86 |
19 |
0 |
1997 |
Let's get out of this place and start all over again |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
1998 |
Yes dear, I know it's chilly but I sent your turtleneck sweater to the cleaners! |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
1999 |
Our relationship is evolving. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2000 |
I'm so glad we're on the same level. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2001 |
So close, yet so far away. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2002 |
the waiter seemed kinda distant |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2003 |
Did those psilocybin mushrooms taste funny to you? |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2004 |
Sure, they investigate upstream hemodynamic significance of cardiac output to brains of giraffes, but what about us? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2005 |
I have no idea if our food has arrived.” |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2006 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye here |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2007 |
Yes, let's order the Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti |
1.1807 |
0.05460 |
83 |
72 |
7 |
4 |
2008 |
How could I have heard of the Paleo Diet? |
1.1807 |
0.04249 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2009 |
There’s something inexplicably unsettling about the chicken |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2010 |
I don't think we see eye to eye. |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
2011 |
For us, it’s no small thing when something is a pain in the neck. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2012 |
I don't think this is going to last. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2013 |
I'm going to stop now because I know I'll feel full later. |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
2014 |
Did you grow up on a submarine too? |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
2015 |
I'm tired of eating Jurassic, you say, let's go out for Halocene, you say...! |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
2016 |
Happy Anniversaurus. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2017 |
And now spoon the soup away from your body, keep your neck straight, and gently lift the spoon all the way up to your mouth. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2018 |
Anything is ok with me, so long as it is not yet fossilized. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2019 |
I thought after dinner we might go out and watch the meteor shower. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2020 |
I don't know if I'm full. It hasn't gotten down there yet. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2021 |
…Here? Jur-a-sic man, John. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2022 |
Did i mention i m vegan |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2023 |
I read the salads are top shelf. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2024 |
I don't know if it'll work, Harold. We're too much alike. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2025 |
The chiropractor offered me a special rate. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2026 |
You always get the better view. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2027 |
I’m on the Paleo diet. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2028 |
Did you bring your readers? I forgot mine. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2029 |
Gerald, did you forget your readers again |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2030 |
My soup is cold. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2031 |
The older we get, the more we look alike” |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2032 |
So then he said there was this planet similar to ours where an asteroid landed, killed all the people and shrews took over. What a nut job! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2033 |
I thought you were bringing the straws. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2034 |
Dino Dine |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2035 |
This is nice. It feels like ions since we last went out. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2036 |
How will we ever eat our food? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2037 |
Wait, that yummy appetizer I just ate was our server? |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2038 |
This is the last time you are bringing me to a steak house. |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2039 |
Did you bring reading glasses? |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2040 |
At least we don’t have to use chopsticks. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2041 |
I just hope that they have a vegetarian menu. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2042 |
I hear their fern and sycamore salad is to die for! |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2043 |
It's over, Clarence. I've fallen in love with a giraffe. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2044 |
When it comes to foreplay, I’m really into necking. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2045 |
The portions look rather small. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2046 |
So I says to him, I says, 'Why the long face?' and he looks at me and gets this smile. I wasn't in the mood for sass so I just squashed him then and there. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2047 |
I'm gonna need a longer fork |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2048 |
Order whatever your heart desires dear .. its not like either one of us will last forever. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2049 |
Seems like eras since we've been out. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2050 |
What was wrong with eating the trees outside?”
John Schantz, Nazareth, P |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2051 |
Should we say we are vegan or allergic to meat? |
1.1795 |
0.03974 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2052 |
My next step? Smashing the glass ceiling. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2053 |
You’re crazy if you think I can swallow a lie like that. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2054 |
Let’s order one of those drinks with the long straws |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2055 |
I'm not asking you to stick your neck out for me. Just pay the bill. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2056 |
I can’t tell you how rare it is to see eye to eye with someone! |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2057 |
There’s a pre-comet, asteroid, meteor special tonight. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2058 |
Please don't take it badly, I just don't see a future for us |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2059 |
we can neck after dinner |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2060 |
Oh, I guess my favorite artist would be Modigliani. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2061 |
I feel strangely drawn to the little neck clams. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2062 |
I've waited a millenia to dine with you like this. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2063 |
Ask the waiter why the stegosaurs got bigger plates than us. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2064 |
You should’ve asked for a high-top. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2065 |
I'm glad we found a place that doesn't have ceiling fans. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2066 |
With us, a dinner date always involves necking.... |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2067 |
I hope they have really long forks. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2068 |
The homo sapiens is supposed to be exquisite here. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2069 |
I’m glad after all this long wait you finally decided to invite me to a date |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2070 |
I told you not to fall into white collar jobs. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2071 |
No wonder we’re going to extinct! I can’t get my food to my mouth. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2072 |
How do they expect us to eat without cutlery? |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
2073 |
Of course people look up to you, Ron. But, they're just short. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2074 |
We've been waiting so long we've become apatosauruses. |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
2075 |
And the tree in the window looked so appetizing. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2076 |
I thought you asked for a high top table. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2077 |
I hear they're predicting a meteor shower for this weekend. It would be fun to go watch! |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2078 |
I mean it. You’ll never see me again. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2079 |
I told you we should’ve gotten a high-top. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2080 |
I guess we’ll have the sea food tower |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2081 |
All the high tops were taken |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2082 |
Shall we go visit your cousin at the Field Museum later? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2083 |
The Paleo Diet just isn't cutting it. |
1.1789 |
0.03954 |
95 |
78 |
17 |
0 |
2084 |
The flower is a nice touch, but I wish I could smell it. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2085 |
I don't neck on a first date. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2086 |
Please, help yourself. I am tired of trying. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2087 |
My fork is not long enough. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2088 |
I think those trilobites were past their expiration date. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2089 |
Next time let's find a place that serves high tea. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2090 |
It went down the wrong pipe. |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2091 |
We should have ordered a long drink. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2092 |
Darling, may our marriage last longer than (the length of) our necks." 😂😂😂😘😘 |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2093 |
It’s so nice to finally see eye to eye with someone |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2094 |
I know everyone is staring. I told you this was a stupid idea. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2095 |
It has been eons since we last dressed up for dinner. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2096 |
I'm looking forward to the amuse bush. |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
2097 |
I don’t see the point of this necklace. You? |
1.1781 |
0.04065 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2098 |
I think I'll take my dessert back to the swamp. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2099 |
If I’m extinct, what does that make you? |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2100 |
You looked taller on your Tinder profile. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2101 |
Long necks, short arms and small forks, no wonder we are endangered |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2102 |
Honey, time travel has been interesting, but I'm afraid I preferred the Mesozoic Era. I didn't have to accessorize. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2103 |
Mar-A-Lago was a lovely choice, these are our kind of people |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
2104 |
I love that we have a lot of prehistory together. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2105 |
The food is always cold when I bring it to my mouth. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2106 |
So this is how it ends? With our inability to eat a shrimp cocktail? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2107 |
Do you think they’ve noticed we have no fingers? |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2108 |
My celebrity crush? T-Rex from Jurassic Park. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2109 |
the waiter just told me the conifers are in short supply |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2110 |
Sorry darling but, you have something. Just there on your neck. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2111 |
This place was much better in the Mesozoic Era- don’t you think? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2112 |
Did you just feel the earth shake? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2113 |
By the time he brings us, our check we’ll be extinct |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2114 |
It's hard to date someone at eye level these days. |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
2115 |
I always get pterosaurs in my stomach on the first dates. |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
2116 |
I’m not clear why you brought me to a steakhouse, my family hasn’t eaten meat for centuries. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2117 |
I'm ordering the treetops special. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2118 |
Should we help the T-rex couple at the next table. They seem to be having so much trouble with their silverware. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2119 |
But we always start with Hearts of Palm! |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2120 |
We should have reserved a high-top. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2121 |
November, ugh! All those pashminas. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2122 |
I've decided to leave you for a giraffe. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2123 |
Small portions. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2124 |
I understand the papyrus salad here is outstanding. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2125 |
I hope they have the extra long forks |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2126 |
After you! |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2127 |
I stuck my neck out for you |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2128 |
I told you that I’m a vegetarian.. |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2129 |
I’m going to duck back down to see if our food’s arrived. |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
2130 |
I’ve always considered myself a cretaceous being anyway….. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2131 |
I thought you said this place was vegetarian. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2132 |
This place would be more romantic if they dusted the ceiling every once in a while… |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2133 |
Uh... dinner... ah, finds a way. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2134 |
So, am I feeding you and then you feed me or do they just put the food in our mouths? |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2135 |
Don’t tell me you didn’t see the check. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2136 |
It’s not commitment I’m scared of, it’s the ceiling fan. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
2137 |
This is why I prefer sitting at the bar. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2138 |
Are you sure the waiter saw us? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2139 |
Oh my gosh, don't tell me you're into Taylor Swift too! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2140 |
No! I don’t know why they brought us that kind of beer!”
Kathy Hughes
Memphis, T |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2141 |
Did you order the drinks with straws? |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2142 |
We're in this together until we go extinct |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2143 |
There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2144 |
I know that being a ceiling fan salesman has always been your dream, honey, but I feel that I'd be more comfortable if you stuck with accounting. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2145 |
We’ll have to alternate bites. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
2146 |
Rum and Coke, tall. You? |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2147 |
Maybe we should start thinking about kids and the future of the planet, the long neck population is kind of dwindling. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2148 |
Do you think it would be impolite to ask if they could move that tree closer? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2149 |
The review said “elevated” dining experience”. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2150 |
Hmmm?" "Perhaps we should have had a picnic in the park!", "The one with really tall trees! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2151 |
It’s always cold once it gets to my mouth |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
2152 |
I know we’re vegetarians, Carl, but I just can’t help myself. I’m going to try the T-Rex Truffled Ribeye |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
2153 |
I told you to get a hightop table, Brain. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2154 |
well this is nice |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2155 |
We better drink up, those paper straws are never going last. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2156 |
The ambiance is great but the service fell a little short to my standards |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2157 |
I thought we requested a high top |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2158 |
Can you promise me a future together |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2159 |
If they don't have longer forks, let's just get takeout. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2160 |
Do you think women will always have to carry the dinner conversation? |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2161 |
I’m feeling a little gassy. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2162 |
I just don’t see eye to eye with you on this |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2163 |
Honey, this was nice and all, but how much longer until I can take off these constricting clothes? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2164 |
Let's ask for straws and really long forks. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2165 |
It was a mistake to order the tapas. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2166 |
First you tell me you're a brontosaurus. Now, you tell me you're a brachiosaurus. Which is it, George? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2167 |
I hate it when they sit us in the corner; you can't see a thing. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2168 |
Oh, you are so right. It's so hard trying to find just the right scarf. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2169 |
What are the chances they could give is the Heimlich? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2170 |
We should ask for straws. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2171 |
OK, one flower for two herbivores? It's been one microaggression after another ever since we walked in here. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2172 |
I specifically requested a high top! |
1.1757 |
0.06193 |
74 |
66 |
3 |
5 |
2173 |
What an odd special. Don’t all clams have little necks? |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
2174 |
I'm here with George, three tables over. You? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2175 |
Are you familiar with Heimlich procedure? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2176 |
Do you think it would be gauche if we used our tongues? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2177 |
After dinner, should we go to my loch or yours? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2178 |
Honestly, this was kind of beneath us. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2179 |
Our date nights still don’t help my feeling of doom |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2180 |
I thought we were having a TREE for two! |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2181 |
You never take me to the Ritz. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
2182 |
First dates are always a stretch, aren’t they? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2183 |
Glad you could join me up here |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2184 |
What a time for my nose to itch. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2185 |
I thought you said you made reservations for a high table? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2186 |
Personally, I’d rather go extinct than drink from a paper straw. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2187 |
I wouldn't mind the East Village if it didn't make me feel like a dinosaur. The cocktails are good, though. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2188 |
I don’t know how to tell you, Charles, but we’re up to our necks in credit card debt |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2189 |
Want to neck? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2190 |
I'm not trying it until I have something to wash it down with. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2191 |
I am so thankful that I have finally found a man who is the same height as me |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2192 |
I think your neck is too long for me. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2193 |
You'd think they'd have a vegetarian option. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2194 |
They do a nice forest canapé here. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2195 |
I’m glad that we’re finally seeing eye to eye. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2196 |
This dress makes me feel neck-ked. |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2197 |
How did he know to point out the vegan special to us? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2198 |
Finally we're here, this reservation took ages. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2199 |
Ain't evolution a bitch? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2200 |
What do you take for a sore throat? |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2201 |
Can you tell if there are any fries left down there? |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2202 |
They’re saying that this Global Warming could be an extinction level event. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2203 |
If you take your nose and touch my nose, we’ll make a heart. |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
2204 |
I guess I’m looking for someone who sees things the way I do. |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2205 |
It’s great to finally meet someone I see things eye to eye with |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2206 |
Paleo diet? Never heard of it. I hear the Mesozoic Diet is all the rage right now. |
1.1750 |
0.05562 |
80 |
70 |
6 |
4 |
2207 |
Do you think the chicken is free range? |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2208 |
I like you, but can we get past you being a Brontosaurus and me being an Apatasaurus? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
2209 |
Okay, we’re extinct. Now what? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2210 |
Industrial society and it's consequences am I right? |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
2211 |
It's nice to finally have some vegan menu options |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2212 |
Did you happen to catch the news item about the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2213 |
But you promised me we’d share the strawberry shortcake. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2214 |
Can you see the waiter? |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2215 |
What do you mean, you no longer feel the earth move? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2216 |
Emily's volcano won first place at school today. |
1.1744 |
0.03769 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
2217 |
I think she forgot our straws. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2218 |
I do NOT talk down to restaurant staff. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2219 |
I promise this is the highest table. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2220 |
Unfortunately they have no long forks and no provision for grazing |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2221 |
I'm happy this isn't one of those paleo places. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2222 |
Cheers to evolution!! |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2223 |
You have such a throaty laugh! |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2224 |
It's so refreshing to meet someone who recognizes that my EYES ARE UP HERE. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2225 |
I'm just thankful to not look down on you. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2226 |
Don’t know why. I just felt like some little necks. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2227 |
If one more person asks me about the weather up here, I'm no longer an herbivore! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2228 |
I' am so glad they raised the ceiling in this place. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2229 |
Is it true what they say about men with long necks? |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2230 |
Do they have straws? |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2231 |
Okay, Mr. Romantic. Tell me how this is supposed to work again. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2232 |
This is what happens when you order from the kids menu. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2233 |
I don't understand why...in this lovely part of the solar system...there are so few restaurants with high ceilings. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2234 |
Are you sure you typed 'tall' portions? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2235 |
They seem short-staffed. I hope the appetizers arrive before we're both extinct. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2236 |
It’s really just all about the presentation! |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2237 |
We have to quit meeting this way. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2238 |
Stop moaning I told you we needed to lose weight |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2239 |
I'm worried about my carbon footprint |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2240 |
You're right. The bow tie would have looked better. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2241 |
We should have made this a tall order. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2242 |
So this is how we become extinct? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2243 |
I thought I'd go extinct before meeting someone who met me eye-to-eye. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2244 |
I told you if we waited long enough the Paleo diet would come back. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2245 |
It's not every day you celebrate a 75 millionth anniversary. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2246 |
I’ve put my neck out there for this relationship, and I’m tired of it, John. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2247 |
It’s so nice to finally meet someone on the same level. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2248 |
Do you like your necklace? |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2249 |
Did you remember to tell the waiter about my meteor allergy?! |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2250 |
Two highballs please” @dana_torregian |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2251 |
See what happens when you forget the reservation, Harold? I'll have to see the chiroraptor first thing in the morning. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2252 |
I’m happy you asked me to dinner, but don’t expect any necking later. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2253 |
It is warmer up here, isn’t it? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2254 |
How long does it take to make a salad? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2255 |
Remember when we used to play footsies |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2256 |
Tell me something, do you also feel like an old soul stuck in the wrong era? |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2257 |
But, dear, it’s better than being long in the tooth. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2258 |
I’m thinking about getting a tattoo on my neck |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2259 |
I just feel we have a lot in common |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2260 |
Did you remember to tell them I eat plant-based? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2261 |
Did you bring the utensil extenders, or was I supposed to? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2262 |
Diplodocus? Your profile said you were Brachiosaurus. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2263 |
I hope they bring some straws. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2264 |
People are staring. I’m afraid we’re overdressed. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2265 |
You look like you can afford to pick up the check. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2266 |
I just heard the weather report... partly cloudy with a chance of meteor showers. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2267 |
I love the necklace, but does it make me look fat? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2268 |
Let’s get the littlenecks. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2269 |
So out of the blue this guy Modigliani stops me on the street..." |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2270 |
In this day and age, what’s the worst that could happen? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2271 |
I can’t see the menu…mind if I use the flashlight? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2272 |
Well, I’d like to order share plates but my arms aren’t long enough. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2273 |
I hope she doesn't notice my tiny hands |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2274 |
I’m glad we can finally spend some time just face to face to each other |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2275 |
I asked for a high top table, but it was first come first serve. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2276 |
I don’t think this table can hold two hundred pounds of vegetation Paul. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2277 |
We're waaaay to high for this. |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2278 |
The waiters are ignoring us—it is as though we are extinct! |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2279 |
Fine dining seemed like a good idea, but any ideas on how we're actually going to eat off plates? |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2280 |
Spielberg said my Ophelia made him weep but he was looking for someone taller. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2281 |
Can you imagine where we'd be if that astroid actually did hit the earth? |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2282 |
If the waiter again asks if we'll be necking after dinner, I'm going to spill the soup over his head. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2283 |
Why add six extra stories to the restaurant if they weren't going to make taller tables? |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2284 |
I'm so glad we decided to fly first class. |
1.1728 |
0.04227 |
81 |
67 |
14 |
0 |
2285 |
Isn’t it funny, that we both refuse to be involved with internet dating? |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2286 |
Ask for longer straws |
1.1728 |
0.04227 |
81 |
67 |
14 |
0 |
2287 |
My first husband choked on a piece of meat, and there was nothing we could do. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2288 |
I remember when this place used to be packed. Now, we're the only ones here. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2289 |
Wait, phone eats first! |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2290 |
Sorry Frank, I do want to marry you but I'm not changing my name again |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2291 |
Ya know, I just really thought the necktie was meant to be worn further up.. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2292 |
After this, let's stroll and watch those lovely asteroids tonight. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2293 |
Oh,my love,some things are just not meant to be. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2294 |
Don't you miss straws? I miss straws. |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
2295 |
The food's good, but the ambiance is a bit prehistoric. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2296 |
If I hear one more waiter say, “How’s the weather up there,” I swear I’m going shove this plate of pasta right into his face. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2297 |
Eye of Fox and toe of twitter. Like a hell broth boil and bubble. |
1.1724 |
0.06571 |
58 |
51 |
4 |
3 |
2298 |
Let's order dessert. Life is short! |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2299 |
Let's get the seafood tower, standing rib roast and 27 layer cake. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2300 |
I'd like to go line-dancing next! |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2301 |
Please ask the waiter if you see him. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
2302 |
I would have preferred a high top table. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2303 |
Shoot, I forgot to bring my distance glasses. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2304 |
I told you the plunging neckline was a mistake. The waiter couldn't even look me in the eyes. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2305 |
Don’t tell anyone, but I love surf & turf. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
2306 |
Call me a dinosaur, but I prefer when the man pays. |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
2307 |
I told you I’m vegetarian. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2308 |
This was a lovely dinner for a first date, but no necking tonight. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2309 |
I keep telling you...
Fossil Fuels will be the end of us! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2310 |
I can't decide between the cheesecake and the apple pie - it's neck and neck |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2311 |
Save room for two tons of leaves and twigs. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2312 |
I had thought that point of view was extinct. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2313 |
I hope our dessert arrives before we’re extinct. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2314 |
I just love the high ceilings in this place! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2315 |
I've been looking for a penciled-necked geek like you for years! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2316 |
We've both been hurt, so let's go slow. We have all the time in the world. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2317 |
The after-taste never goes away. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2318 |
Love is in the air”
“Those are jet fumes, honey. |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
2319 |
So how have you managed getting in and out of elevators? |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2320 |
It took us 150 million years to get this reservation. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2321 |
Thank you for buying me a wristwatch for my birthday; it's something I would never think of buying for myself. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2322 |
I believe I’ll start with the sweet and ‘saur soup. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2323 |
Did you ask the waiter for extra-long utensils? |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2324 |
I can’t reach my mouth; can you? |
1.1714 |
0.06095 |
70 |
62 |
4 |
4 |
2325 |
I told you this place was beneath us. |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2326 |
What do I want for Christmas? Oh, a scarf would be nice. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2327 |
If I were you, I wouldn't stick my neck out. |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2328 |
Don't tell me you want to neck after dinner. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2329 |
...and then I did a gap year where I backpacked across Pangaea. |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2330 |
I don’t think they serve tree stars here, and no kid’s menu for Little Foot |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2331 |
I see you've finally figured out where to wear the tie. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2332 |
I thought this kind of relationship was extinct before I fell neck deep in love with you |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2333 |
I think I dropped my napkin under the table. |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2334 |
dinosaur kale?! what animals! |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2335 |
Sorry I'm late... Fred Flinstone had me drive him home from The Water Buffalo Lodge again. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2336 |
The portions look so small. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2337 |
It’s gonna be hard to go down on you later |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2338 |
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2339 |
How do I pretend I'm eating it?" |
1.1711 |
0.05739 |
76 |
67 |
5 |
4 |
2340 |
I only dated T..Rex once.
Once I found out he was in asteroid
denial, I said
bye bye big guy. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2341 |
I'm not crazy about finger food |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2342 |
I know the food is meh. I picked it for the ceiling height. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2343 |
True ambiance is extinct... |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
2344 |
Stanley, you’re such a dinosaur. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2345 |
Is that only your neck? |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2346 |
At Oxford we always dined at the high table. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2347 |
Let’s just wait for our food to go down |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2348 |
I’m thinking of getting the soup. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2349 |
I think maybe just the salad. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2350 |
I hear this place has a good gastrolith service |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2351 |
My spanx are killing me. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2352 |
the app said you were taller |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2353 |
It’s kind of a long story, Greg… |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2354 |
I hope our waiter is dumb. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2355 |
Of course, I’d love to see you again, but, uh . . . I’m going extinct next week. Yeahhh . . . |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2356 |
It's delicious, but I was grazing all day. |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2357 |
The hard part of these new plant based restaurants is reaching the plate |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2358 |
Extinction? Let's just call the whole thing off. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2359 |
We seem to have outgrown whatever we were fittest for! |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2360 |
Don't assume necking is on the table. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2361 |
I never know where to put the tie |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2362 |
Now there's a million dollar idea- neck warmers for the long necked! |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2363 |
Will you ask the waiter to turn down the a/c? It’s blowing directly on me. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2364 |
The giraffes over there keep blocking my view. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2365 |
Just don’t look up! |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2366 |
I forgot my readers again. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2367 |
It could be worse. At least there are no ceiling fans. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2368 |
Let's change things up tonight and order the low-hanging fruit. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2369 |
Sometimes I feel so old fashioned! |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2370 |
Size matters. |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2371 |
How do we eat with these short arms?? |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2372 |
that’s the last time I’ll stick my neck out for you |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2373 |
I’m sure they will work it all out in the end; you know, they can’t continue to wage wars forever. |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2374 |
Ahem. My eyes are up here. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2375 |
Mammal Intelligence gives us great stuff, but is it moving too fast?" |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2376 |
It’s not you, it’s me… and also that asteroid. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2377 |
I feel like I’ve known you for a million years. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2378 |
This is very nice Oscar, but I still can’t shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2379 |
Hon, I’m not sure. But, DINO might mean Democrat In Name Only. Don’t be so sensitive. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
2380 |
Milton, be discreet. |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
2381 |
All that time posing for Modigliani really paid off! |
1.1692 |
0.06419 |
65 |
58 |
3 |
4 |
2382 |
Where would you put your earrings? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2383 |
I may be sticking my neck out here,but if they want to get the brontosaurus crowd they larger portions! |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
2384 |
First Date. No Phones. Sheer Terror. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2385 |
Did the waiter say meatier or meteor? |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2386 |
So, let me get this straight. We have to have a prenup, because we’re prehistoric? |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
2387 |
How Romantic. We should do this more often.Wanna neck? |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
2388 |
I think I'm going to need a larger napkin. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2389 |
I wanted to look like Jackie-O tonight but per usual - my pearls always get overlooked. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2390 |
I deep throat. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
2391 |
It’s about time we went out. Carpe diem, I always say. You never know what the future holds. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2392 |
I booked this reservation in the Cretaceous period |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2393 |
I’d really appreciate it if you’d give your doomsday astroid fear a rest tonight. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2394 |
Tell me again how you like to eat spaghett. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2395 |
Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2396 |
I love your shoes |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2397 |
I'm sure it's lovely. If only I had opposable thumbs... |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2398 |
Do we have time for dessert? |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2399 |
Think we should ask for a three hour break to let those starters go down. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2400 |
I'm on a new diet. If you can't reach it, you can't eat it. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2401 |
Just pretend we can reach it. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2402 |
Who knew we'd come back a million years after the last human left? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2403 |
Just ask for straws, dear. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2404 |
It was good, but the portions are a bit small. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2405 |
Larger forks? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2406 |
I should probably let you know upfront, I never neck on the first date. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2407 |
table for 2 |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2408 |
I think I'll start with the long necked clams. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2409 |
I told them we wanted a high top table. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2410 |
As economists, we are surely familiar with the trickle-down theory. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2411 |
I just think chicken wings was an interesting choice, for a lot of reasons. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2412 |
After that rich meal we really should roam the earth for at least ninety minutes. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2413 |
Remember when we used to neck? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2414 |
I hear the restaurant’s overhead is exorbitant |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2415 |
My fortune cookie says “ you will become fuel for internal combustion engines”…what does yours say? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2416 |
Why do you think they couldn’t get me a straw? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2417 |
Honey, you're not supposed to eat the table decorations |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2418 |
…I meant, a watch is a thoughtful anniversary gift, Ed, but how will I ever see it? |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2419 |
I like that you always make eye contact. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2420 |
For the record, I did request a high top when I made the reservation. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2421 |
It’s been a long week, Herb |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2422 |
I love how we've evolved so we can actually hear each other in a Manhattan restaurant. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2423 |
Can you explain one more time why we should support fossil fuel taxes? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2424 |
You’re still hungry because the food hasn’t reached your stomach yet. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2425 |
Since we can't both eat at the same time, I'll go first. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2426 |
Does this dress make my neck look short? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2427 |
Probably more appropriate with turtle necks. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2428 |
How can we gracefully eat this meal? |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2429 |
I dunno if my stomach is upset, nothing's got there yet! |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2430 |
The waitstaff seems to have gone extinct. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2431 |
So this is your new invention? The "restaurant"? |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2432 |
I miss outdoor dining. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2433 |
Did you confirm with them that we wanted a high top? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2434 |
Let's go. Service is so slow we'll be extinct by the time we get our dinners. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2435 |
Did the waiter go extinct or something? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2436 |
You still think you're funny ordering littleneck clams? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2437 |
Imagine a world where carnivores rule? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2438 |
I told you we should order highballs. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2439 |
Remember the Mesozoic Era? I loved it when we ruled the Earth. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2440 |
I'm not a big fan of this small plate fad |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2441 |
Oh just something light for my, my lunch just reached my stomach |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2442 |
I’m going to order the spaghetti. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2443 |
I can’t believe you are leaving me for a carnivore. |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2444 |
So we finally made it in high society… |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2445 |
A steak house? Really? |
1.1687 |
0.03763 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2446 |
What's taking so long? We'll be extinct by the time our food gets here. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2447 |
Now this is haute cuisine. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2448 |
We should head out soon. My weather app said there's a 90% chance of asteroid. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2449 |
' I think I am choking on a fish bone' |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2450 |
Did you hear there’s a meteor shower tonight? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2451 |
Where is our food? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2452 |
I'm fine, I'm fine. It just went down the wrong pipe." |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2453 |
I'm looking for a partner that won't settle for the low hanging fruit. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
2454 |
I so happy we've been able to keep our heads above this mess. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2455 |
Dear, it all just seems so slightly out of reach, doesn’t it? |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2456 |
I'm glad this worked out last minute as well. I just wish they were more clear on what "squeezing us in" really meant. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2457 |
I want to take things slow, not move at a breakneck pace. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2458 |
A bit short on the legroom don’t you think? |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2459 |
Im not that hungry, so I’ll just have 26,000 salads. |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
2460 |
I'm suprised they had seating for us. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2461 |
I thought they served tall leafy trees. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2462 |
We should have taken that high-top table the maitre d' suggested. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2463 |
dutch treat my ass |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2464 |
Perhaps we should request a triple HighTop table? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2465 |
Does my neck look old? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2466 |
YOU ask for a straw |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
2467 |
We’ve eaten plants our entire life. Let’s try a steak. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2468 |
Honey, you think in the long run we'd be able to eat entire dino-baguettes whole?
(IDK I'm running out of things to put) |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2469 |
You'll have to move your chair to the back to eat. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2470 |
No problem...the chef's salad is served on a drone. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2471 |
You know, they say if we eat right we will live longer, but I have feeling we are going die at the same time, so I say lets eat what we want while we can. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2472 |
And you accuse me of being high-maintenance? |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2473 |
Enjoy, we’ll be extinct soon. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2474 |
Fine dining is all well and good, but have you figured out exactly how we are going to bring the forks up to our mouths? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2475 |
I thought you reserved a high-top table... |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2476 |
That's a Tall Order |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2477 |
I'm not criticizing. It's good that you chose a restaurant with a high ceiling. |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
2478 |
Frankly,it sticks in my craw |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2479 |
You don’t usually don’t have the best of luck with off the rack clothing. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2480 |
Back in the Jurassic you could count the herbivore fine dining options on one manus. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2481 |
Why would we need lobster bibs? We're vegetarians. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2482 |
I didn't realise this was a low level restaurant |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2483 |
I hear the plant-free burger is to die for! |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2484 |
I’ve always been an other to myself. How’s about you? |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2485 |
NOW do you believe our arms are too short? |
1.1667 |
0.05934 |
72 |
64 |
4 |
4 |
2486 |
I feels like a millions years since we really talked. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2487 |
Eating all this vegetation is going to turn us into one big blob of gas someday." |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
2488 |
I'm over the moon that you stuck your neck out to get this reservation. I thought you had your head in the clouds again dear. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2489 |
No Gary, I don’t want to watch the meteor shower tonight. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2490 |
I'm one dino-mite gal |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2491 |
Can we forget vegan for just one meal? |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
2492 |
It's great to meet another gastrosaurus. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2493 |
It's nice,but I think we have come to the wrong place. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2494 |
I just finished reading Nora Ephron's book "I Feel Bad About My Neck". SHE feels bad! |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
2495 |
The service here is so slow; they must be shorthanded too. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2496 |
For women of my era, asking a man to dinner is really sticking your neck out. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2497 |
Do you think I'm above it all? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2498 |
It’s definitely your turn to ask the waiter to toss our food up, hon. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2499 |
I distinctly requested a high-top" |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2500 |
Of course I appreciate the high ceilings, but a few more vegetarian options would be nice. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2501 |
The bourguignon was out of this world. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2502 |
Can you please read me the menu? I forgot my reading glasses and it’s a bit high up here. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2503 |
Can you see the menu? |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2504 |
Any chance that Wilt will be our server? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2505 |
My feeling is that this could be one of those times when we'd do better by not sticking our necks out. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2506 |
Not to spoil the evening, but my sister heard a rumor about a giant asteroid." |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2507 |
You've got a lot of cheek. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2508 |
We're going to need REALLY long forks |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
2509 |
I really prefer the long neck clams. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2510 |
The forks are too short. |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
2511 |
Is this what's meant by conspicuous consumption? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2512 |
I can't hide it anymore, I'm an omnivore |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2513 |
You’re going to order the little necks again, aren’t you? |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2514 |
Gus, I’m beginning to second guess our choice to sit lakeside at Loch Ness. |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2515 |
I need someone with high aspirations,not just a guy with his head in the clouds. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2516 |
Finally, after all these years, some quality FaceTime.” |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2517 |
Have we become dinosaurs, Brian? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2518 |
Next time, I think we should think twice about ordering finger food. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2519 |
It's nice to finally have an evening away from the jungle. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2520 |
I'm sick of salad. Let's get burgers. |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2521 |
But I’m not a vegetarian. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2522 |
He said he’ll be back with a ladder |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2523 |
This dinner date was long overdue |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2524 |
What happened to that Darwin guy's theories? |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2525 |
Can't reach the food |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2526 |
I know we’re herbivores but Yelp says the steak tartare here is to die for! |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2527 |
They didn’t leave much room for God, did they? |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2528 |
These chairs could use a cushion. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2529 |
Would you like to dance, neck to neck? |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2530 |
I’ve always loved the atmosphere in here |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2531 |
I’m not trying to be funny but I believe that my love for you is extinct Henry, I’m sorry I can’t stay for dessert. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2532 |
I can’t believe we finally scored a table here. I guess every asteroid has a silver lining |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2533 |
So much for high society... |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2534 |
Look at us, who would’ve thought |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
2535 |
I didn’t realize it’s custom to eat with your hands. This may be a problem. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2536 |
A spoon full of sugar won't make much of a difference |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2537 |
Why do you always choose Japanese places? You know I’m awful with chopsticks! |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2538 |
Again, no utensils! |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2539 |
We need to ask for really long forks. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2540 |
I'm glad we're celebrating even though the news is so difficult to swallow |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2541 |
We really will need some longer utensils. |
1.1647 |
0.05252 |
85 |
75 |
6 |
4 |
2542 |
I liked it better when we were on a paleo diet. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2543 |
was a good thought |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2544 |
This is the ultimate in high end dining. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2545 |
Wait, I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, Ralph; I thought you said you were a veterinarian! |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2546 |
Finding a restaurant with high ceilings is tough these days! |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2547 |
Crap! They are out of straws |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2548 |
Are you at least six foot? |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2549 |
Eggplant Parmesan again, you’re acting like a fossil. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2550 |
I told you we should sit at the bar. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
2551 |
I wonder what we have in common? |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
2552 |
The meal is fine. I'm just saying I would’ve chosen a table in the garden. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2553 |
I'm afraid that despite your best efforts, we just don't see eye to eye. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2554 |
Ugh! I forgot my distance glasses. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2555 |
I don’t know how to tell you this…but I think our marriage has gone extinct, so to speak |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2556 |
what's for dinner? I need my glasses. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2557 |
How do they expect us to eat without silverware? |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2558 |
Honey, can we go home. My neck hurts. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2559 |
Maybe try throwing it in my mouth. |
1.1646 |
0.05532 |
79 |
70 |
5 |
4 |
2560 |
You’re shorter than you looked online |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2561 |
Maybe we should teach this cartoonist about our proper dimensions? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2562 |
I feel a bit lightheaded..... |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2563 |
I was thinking of leafy greens. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2564 |
That's a stretch! |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2565 |
We better order a tall glass of water. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2566 |
Don't turn around, but that pesky Ostrich family just got seated behind us! |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2567 |
No wonder our ancestors became extinct. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2568 |
I really thought a meet your match website was a long shot. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2569 |
Do you think we're stretching it a bit with this fancy dinner? |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2570 |
If the service doesn't speed up, we can forget about finding a good seat at the comet-viewing party later. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2571 |
I would drink you under the table. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2572 |
Fake it 'til you make it" has its limits |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2573 |
I wish I could see over the edge |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2574 |
They say it can take 20 minutes after eating before you feel full. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2575 |
Did you ever think it would come to this? |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2576 |
I'm sorry Dear, but I'm not able to give this restaurant my full-throated endorsement" |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2577 |
We should have asked for straws with our cocktails |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2578 |
We should have gotten a Bar Top Table. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2579 |
I hope they got straws. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2580 |
The portions are smaller than I remembered. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2581 |
I told you not to trust the Velociraptors when they recommended a restaurant. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2582 |
It's nice to meet someone so down to earth |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2583 |
We should talk. It’s been long enough. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2584 |
Did you see the news today? It feels like end times are coming. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2585 |
May we try something other than salad tonight, Robert? |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2586 |
Harold, we can’t neck here. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2587 |
25 years of marriage, and we still see things eye to eye |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2588 |
It’s nice to finally meet someone I can see eye to eye with! |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2589 |
Everyone at the office keeps saying this can’t last forever” |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2590 |
I can’t help but think what the evolution of clothing says about the origin of our species |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2591 |
Since I can't see my plate, you'll have to tell me what you ordered for me |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2592 |
No necking on the first date. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2593 |
Harry, I told you we should have asked for a corner table so we wouldn't be seen. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2594 |
For once, darling, do not ask the waiter if they serve little necks. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2595 |
Did you hear Fred got dug up yesterday? |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2596 |
I'm getting really tired of those "necking" jokes. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2597 |
Yes you did eat the bread. Its on it's way down. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2598 |
The service here is slower than usual. Feels like we haven’t seen our waiter in 65 million years. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2599 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye on this extinction nonsense. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
2600 |
I can't explain it. But, I don't see a future for us. |
1.1642 |
0.06236 |
67 |
60 |
3 |
4 |
2601 |
Just a small green tree for me,
dressing on the side. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2602 |
I think we're going to need longer forks. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2603 |
How long do you think it takes for leaves to digest? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2604 |
honey, don't you think it's about time we hire someone to mow the lawn for us? |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
2605 |
From down there, it looks like more food. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2606 |
No, I don't have a Tyrannosaurus ex. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2607 |
Now that’s a reach, Susan |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
2608 |
Let’s skip the long talk |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2609 |
Finally a place to keep low profile |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2610 |
have you ever been with a giraffe? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2611 |
We should have booked a high top. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2612 |
Do you think they have very long chopsticks? |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
2613 |
The centerpiece looks delicious. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
2614 |
How about an order of Little Necks? |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
2615 |
I'm going to need to stop by the forest on the way home. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
2616 |
Why are sitting at the kid's table? |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
2617 |
I thought it said a 'tree' course menu for two. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
2618 |
'Did you notice we're the only ones here dressed appropriately for fine dining? Sometimes it feels like we're a dying breed.' |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
2619 |
Do you have a feeling that people are staring at us? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
2620 |
I suggest no ice. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
2621 |
Despite appearances, I don’t neck on the first date. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2622 |
We can eat here, but it will be a stretch. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2623 |
When I told them to put us near the balcony, I don't think that they truly grasped why! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2624 |
Don't tell that joke about eating like a bird. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2625 |
It’s hard to find someone who’s size compatible. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2626 |
They’re charging this much for vegetables? |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2627 |
Im going have a double order of lizards, turtles, and eggs. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2628 |
I simply refuse to use the new name. Once a Brontosaurus, always a Brontosaurus! |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2629 |
Do you think it's gauche to ask for straws? |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2630 |
You lied about your age on Tinder, didn't you? |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2631 |
Finally, someone else who's head and shoulders above the rest. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2632 |
We should have done this eons ago. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2633 |
Tonight I feel like being a little carnivorous. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2634 |
Well, I don't know if it's the Permian–Triassic Extinction Event or what, but it sure was easy to get a reservation for tonight. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2635 |
the least they could do was bring a higher table for us |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2636 |
It looks like you lied about your height on Tinder |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2637 |
The brachiosaurus must alternate sipping their cocktails while on a date, as simultaneous neck flexion results in severe head trauma. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2638 |
Honey, I’m getting really tired of these lengthy conversations. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2639 |
I confess. I really want the ribeye. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2640 |
You go down and I'll throw up. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
2641 |
Why did you just assume I would like a vegetarian place? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2642 |
Just don't short-arm it on the check! |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2643 |
This is nice, but I still could go for a pine tree |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2644 |
Good thing we're watching our waistlines! |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2645 |
When we're bigger we won't have to sit at the children's table. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2646 |
Don’t make it obvious, but did I get sauce on my dress? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2647 |
do you neck on the first date? |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
2648 |
It's at times like this that I wish my arms were longer. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2649 |
They’re a little short-handed here these days |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2650 |
Let's not get the spaghetti. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2651 |
You said, "you enjoy necking". |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2652 |
I think we need a dumbwaiter. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2653 |
I just don't think we're on the same level. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2654 |
This restaurant is beneath us. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2655 |
No Harold. You’re still paying for the drink even though I can’t reach it. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2656 |
The food here is great but I just don’t like the atmosphere. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2657 |
I told you they'll make us use "fourchette" in this french restaurant !! |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2658 |
We are so in love that I think future archeologists won't be able to distinguish us from each other. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2659 |
I swear I requested a high top when I made the reservation |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2660 |
The service here is horrendously low here! |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2661 |
Skydiving?? That little stunt you pulled at Loch Ness didn‘t get you publicity enough? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2662 |
I'm glad it's vegan, but we should go to buffets. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2663 |
You just ordered spaghetti because you like to see everyone staring. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2664 |
Okay, but if that waiter mentions the little neck clams special one more time,,,, I’m outta here! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2665 |
Actually, I think we fit right in. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2666 |
I heard that Gertie has a permanent position at EPCOT. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2667 |
I'm sure there's a nice tree outside we can put these leftovers on |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2668 |
Yes, I had a nice time. Give me a call the next time you’re in my neck of the woods. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
2669 |
I don’t think we see eye to eye any longer. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2670 |
Of course I still love you. Who else would help me with this necklace? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2671 |
I'm so glad they didn't seat us under that ceiling fan again. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2672 |
I've been longing to see you for a long time. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2673 |
I hate when our kids call us dinosaurs just because we like a romantic dinner on our anniversary. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2674 |
At least we don't have tiny arms like a T-Rex. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2675 |
The long-neck clams sound good. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2676 |
This is why I don't like French restaurants. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2677 |
I have an idea. How about we share life stories between swallows? |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2678 |
If we're not extinct, why is the waiter ignoring us? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2679 |
Do you think they have any vegan options? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2680 |
Well it certainly didn't taste like a waiter! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2681 |
Although it's our first date, I'm going to stick my neck out and tell you I think we are incredible compatible. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2682 |
Why don’t you ever wear the turtleneck that I gave you? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2683 |
I’m told the eels are fabulous here. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2684 |
Yes, the seats are small, but it's nice that they don't allow diners to wear baseball caps. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2685 |
Stanley, the cold blooded truth is, my heart is so far away that I don’t know if my feelings for you have stayed true. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2686 |
Have you heard of Yoko Ono? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2687 |
With how slow the service is, we’re going to miss the meteor shower. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2688 |
A steak house? Are you kidding me? You know we’re herbivores. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2689 |
We just don’t see eye to eye on this one. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2690 |
I just don’t think we have a future. It all just seems, cold and dark. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2691 |
With this service, we'll be extinct before we see the main course. |
1.1613 |
0.06168 |
62 |
55 |
4 |
3 |
2692 |
I really had to stick my neck out to score this reservation. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2693 |
They say the food is great here--if we can just get past the cutlery and finger bowl problems. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2694 |
I hear their vegetarian menu rivals no other. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2695 |
I don't date carnivores. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2696 |
Every time we eat here, they put a pea on the chair |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2697 |
Yes, you look wonderful, too, but... |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2698 |
I just need to focus on brachiosaur-me, Dan. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2699 |
Be honest. Don't you really envy your friends who are dating mammals? |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2700 |
Life is short. Let's order the Baked Alaska. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2701 |
I have a bad feeling about this. We're the only customers again. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2702 |
We should have sat at the high top. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2703 |
I thought this restaurant was vegan |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2704 |
I'm not sure but I think those kids at the next table making hand puppet gestures are mocking us... |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2705 |
Honey, I can’t keep up the charade anymore. I haven’t been vegetarian for years |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2706 |
But you spoke so very highly of this restaurant.”
“I speak very highly of everything |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2707 |
Do you think anyone's looking at us? |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2708 |
Every time we eat here, I get a kink in my neck. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2709 |
Of course it’s ok for you to date a giraffe!” |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2710 |
There’s something about this European furniture that doesn’t fully convince me |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2711 |
Ever get the feeling that time has passed us by? |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
2712 |
Why is it that chairs never have decent neck support? |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
2713 |
All my tops have a plunging neckline. |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
2714 |
It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
2715 |
I now see the value of old-fashioned treetops... |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2716 |
I'm OK...it just when down the wrong pipe. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2717 |
People may be staring at us, but it's better than when they hate us at the movie theater. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2718 |
We’re they mocking us when they said “ Neckwear required”? |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2719 |
Well the atmosphere is nice. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2720 |
I should have asked for a higher table. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2721 |
Jonathan, If I am lying to you, may a meteor strike me down! |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2722 |
This dating service seemed to match us in so many ways. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2723 |
I thought it was supposed to be noses ... |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
2724 |
Henry, I’m beginning to resent these boring nightly meals. I think extinction is far more interesting than being a dine-o-saur, don't you? |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2725 |
I'm not sure we've evolved enough to be this refined. |
1.1605 |
0.03709 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
2726 |
Are you vegetarian? I can't tell from here. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2727 |
Darren, I feel like our time together is ending |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2728 |
‘I guess that’s why they call it the roaring twenties’ |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2729 |
I wish I was taller. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2730 |
The waiter should be back before we're extinct. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2731 |
I told you we should have taken that high top. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2732 |
When it comes to romance, I suppose you could say I’m a little old fashioned. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2733 |
One review said sizeable portions by far. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2734 |
I'm pregnant |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2735 |
I don't know why they keep serving us finger food! |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2736 |
The flattering neckline makes the neck look longer. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2737 |
I hope they have long straws. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2738 |
I always leave these tapas bars feeling a little hungry. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2739 |
It’s taken us a while to see eye to eye. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2740 |
These sit-down dinners are so awkward. |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2741 |
you didn't comment on my new necklace once all evening! |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |