Contest #872


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sorry I was late. I hit every traffic light on the way here. 1.9013 0.02279 1338 537 396 405
1 You haven't noticed my new necklace. 1.7860 0.01529 2678 1186 879 613
2 I heard our future is in oil. 1.7488 0.01865 1883 912 532 439
3 Why is everyone here acting like we don't exist? 1.7479 0.01813 1872 871 602 399
4 I thought nice guys like you were extinct. 1.7428 0.02200 1213 552 421 240
5 Well it took 200 million years but we finally got a reservation. 1.7306 0.02309 1173 567 355 251
6 I wouldn't have imagined we'd be dining here in a million years. 1.7142 0.02006 1459 696 484 279
7 I saw the way you looked at that giraffe. 1.7101 0.01404 3108 1533 943 632
8 It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't stare at my chest. 1.7034 0.01557 2549 1277 751 521
9 154 million years?! Has it been that long? 1.6999 0.02080 1356 662 439 255
10 Howard be careful when you go to the restroom, there are ceiling fans. 1.6926 0.01525 2554 1273 794 487
11 Still on the Paleo Diet? 1.6900 0.02317 1029 493 362 174
12 Did you notice how the waiter paused before recommending the littleneck clams? 1.6841 0.01808 1798 902 562 334
13 Simon, I'm just not sure we have a future... 1.6814 0.01914 1579 788 506 285
14 Keep your eyes up here Mr." 1.6800 0.01897 1625 818 509 298
15 That eventually hit the spot. 1.6771 0.01475 2682 1355 838 489
16 We have plenty of time to catch the ark. 1.6745 0.01608 2458 1311 636 511
17 Let’s skip dessert and go see what that big flash of light was all about. 1.6715 0.01925 1504 747 504 253
18 Geez, you could go extinct waiting for some service at this place. 1.6713 0.02001 1381 683 469 229
19 Don’t look, but the Rex’s are right behind you. 1.6709 0.01838 1723 878 534 311
20 I'm not being hysterical, Alan. I saw nuggets shaped like us on their kids' menu. 1.6709 0.01618 2297 1193 667 437
21 Looks like we both lied about our age. 1.6650 0.02264 1182 622 334 226
22 Their menu is excellent, but honestly, what really sold me was the thirty-foot ceiling. 1.6576 0.02358 958 475 336 147
23 Does the dress make my neck look too long? 1.6498 0.01524 2556 1363 725 468
24 Nobody dresses up anymore....we are a dying breed 1.6484 0.02033 1317 671 438 208
25 But all I did was ask for a straw. 1.6477 0.01945 1473 761 470 242
26 That’s really gonna hit the spot. Eventually. 1.6468 0.02108 1206 611 410 185
27 Is it me, or do the portions look small? 1.6367 0.02428 867 436 310 121
28 Yes, longer straws would help" 1.6361 0.02131 1135 574 400 161
29 If the waiter asks us where we're from, just say Europe. 1.6334 0.01725 1822 950 590 282
30 First dinner away from Loch Ness, and you pick seafood? 1.6324 0.02095 1303 700 382 221
31 Did it go down the wrong way?” 1.6289 0.01866 2072 1284 278 510
32 It is so nice to finally have met someone that I see eye-to-eye with... 1.6255 0.02019 1295 675 430 190
33 I was starting to believe that all the good ones were extinct. 1.6230 0.01754 1841 999 537 305
34 You wouldn’t believe how long ago I had to make this reservation 1.6214 0.01851 1614 867 491 256
35 Stop complaining. Do you know how hard it is to find a vegetarian restaurant with 90-foot ceilings? 1.6208 0.01851 1672 916 474 282
36 No more for me, an hour from now, that last drink will go straight to my head. 1.6206 0.02048 1252 656 415 181
37 You should try the primordial soup 1.6194 0.02168 1214 665 346 203
38 Is it just me, or do they seem short-staffed? 1.6189 0.01958 1375 724 451 200
39 Was it hard to find a place with no ceiling fans? 1.6135 0.01960 1480 817 418 245
40 Why do we always get a table outside? 1.6125 0.01887 1440 756 486 198
41 I was expecting you to be taller. 1.6123 0.02382 926 492 301 133
42 I'm from Great Neck. How about you? 1.6123 0.01917 1648 946 397 305
43 Have you noticed we're the last ones here? 1.6099 0.01940 1415 760 447 208
44 Do you think the waiter-saurus? 1.6096 0.02123 1250 691 356 203
45 I'm waiting to see how you pick up that wine glass. 1.6093 0.02108 1203 648 377 178
46 This was the only restaurant in town without ceiling fans. 1.6080 0.01993 1449 812 393 244
47 Do you think the waiter saw us 1.6063 0.02027 1359 752 390 217
48 Are you absolutely set on honeymooning in Loch Ness? 1.6060 0.02054 1325 755 353 217
49 I think we should date other chiropractors. 1.5981 0.02357 1371 908 106 357
50 Wouldn’t you think that from here we could see a waiter? 1.5973 0.02099 1264 722 339 203
51 Really? I find that hard to swallow. 1.5932 0.02203 1175 671 311 193
52 I think I dropped my earring under the table 1.5887 0.02376 975 551 274 150
53 When you said the food here was out of reach, I thought you were talking about the price. 1.5874 0.02381 1035 605 252 178
54 What a lovely anniversary, darling. I can’t believe it’s been 150 million years. 1.5853 0.02308 1008 575 281 152
55 I forgot my glasses. Has our food arrived? 1.5852 0.02391 1015 592 252 171
56 That’s right, mister. My eyes are up here. 1.5840 0.02443 1036 625 217 194
57 I’ve had trouble on dating apps in the past meeting anyone with whom I really see eye to eye. 1.5811 0.02202 950 501 346 103
58 So I heard this place was vegan but what sold it to me was the ceiling height. 1.5804 0.02322 920 502 302 116
59 Actually, I’m partial to the high hanging fruit. 1.5769 0.02384 910 509 277 124
60 This restaurant is known for their extensive wine list but I come for the high ceilings. 1.5765 0.02264 1013 576 294 143
61 You said you were taller on your profile. 1.5755 0.02375 994 579 258 157
62 This is the hottest restaurant in New York. I had to call 65 million years ahead to get a table. 1.5719 0.02498 890 522 229 139
63 The straws! Why do they always forget the straws!? 1.5717 0.02416 948 552 250 146
64 Yes, it's new. No, I still can't tell what time it is. 1.5697 0.02425 911 532 244 135
65 I don’t think it’s the cholesterol that’s going to kill us. 1.5656 0.02560 778 463 204 111
66 Remember the good old days when everything we ate was locally sourced? 1.5653 0.02576 773 439 231 103
67 That silly waiter claims your American Express Card expired 65 million years ago. 1.5653 0.02672 789 468 196 125
68 I hope we are better received here than at the cinema 1.5646 0.02579 797 460 224 113
69 Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans. 1.5640 0.02500 867 506 233 128
70 My eyes are up here, thank you 1.5636 0.02593 825 489 208 128
71 Once again, we're the oldest ones here. 1.5617 0.02707 794 481 180 133
72 So after our dinner date, wanna neck? 🥰🦕 1.5613 0.02672 759 459 183 117
73 I’d like a nice tall drink. 1.5604 0.02603 737 417 227 93
74 We're going to starve to death, aren't we? 1.5597 0.02581 804 470 218 116
75 After dinner, what do you say we go back to my cave and neck? 1.5593 0.02546 801 462 230 109
76 It’s just nice to go out with someone I can see eye to eye with. 1.5566 0.02635 715 406 220 89
77 Do you think it would be terribly gauche to just lean over to the salad bar for seconds? 1.5557 0.02765 727 435 180 112
78 I think I'll order the primordial soup 1.5551 0.02828 735 452 158 125
79 There's no future for us... 1.5540 0.02729 713 419 193 101
80 Would it kill them to have longer straws? 1.5532 0.02733 743 446 183 114
81 Why did the waiter assume that we’re on a paleo diet? 1.5526 0.02753 722 431 183 108
82 When the waiter comes back, could you ask for a couple of straws? 1.5518 0.02711 734 436 191 107
83 I wish, just once, you would wear the turtleneck sweater I bought you... 1.5516 0.02773 736 447 172 117
84 I'm thinking the spaghetti. 1.5512 0.02687 733 432 198 103
85 We'll be extinct by the time we get the main course. 1.5503 0.02636 776 462 201 113
86 This is the only table they had that wasn’t under a ceiling fan. 1.5499 0.02758 711 424 183 104
87 Do you think 48 house salads will be enough? 1.5498 0.02654 673 379 218 76
88 Your dating profile says you’re currently extinct. 1.5487 0.02720 729 435 188 106
89 I couldn't hear a word the waiter was saying, could you? 1.5469 0.02790 651 379 188 84
90 But will you still love me 265 million years from now? 1.5461 0.02770 683 404 185 94
91 I need this break—everyone at work has a brain the size of a walnut. 1.5453 0.02730 651 373 201 77
92 We should‘ve gone to Treetops. 1.5452 0.02878 664 402 162 100
93 I'm afraid I'll go extinct by the time our dinner arrives. 1.5444 0.02823 676 406 172 98
94 Are we getting old? 1.5431 0.02742 661 384 195 82
95 Hey! Can we get a couple of straws over here? 1.5428 0.02727 678 407 180 91
96 Is it me or do the portions seem small? 1.5413 0.02745 641 374 191 76
97 This the best night out I’ve had in 60 million years. 1.5405 0.02960 605 363 157 85
98 You have someone between your teeth. 1.5395 0.02931 658 407 147 104
99 You know what I love most about us, Richard? We've always seen eye to eye. 1.5383 0.02866 600 350 177 73
100 I dunno, you looked more Mesozoic on the dating app 1.5374 0.02720 655 380 198 77
101 Do you think they have long stem wine glasses? 1.5341 0.02901 601 360 164 77
102 I can’t believe they would offer us the molten lava cake. 1.5320 0.02990 562 334 157 71
103 I love the high ceilings here but I wish the forks were longer 1.5320 0.03299 453 267 131 55
104 I know I have spinach in my teeth...I just can't reach them. 1.5320 0.02934 579 343 164 72
105 And then I said, ‘No, the weather ISN’T better up here.’ 1.5310 0.02872 612 365 169 78
106 It’s nice to finally finally date someone at my level. 1.5308 0.02900 569 332 172 65
107 It’s been a long time, but I figured it’s time to stick my neck out and start dating again. 1.5304 0.02797 609 355 185 69
108 We should start seeing other dinosaurs. Oh, wait, there aren't any. 1.5298 0.03237 553 351 111 91
109 I just think you looked taller in your profile. 1.5295 0.02863 593 360 158 75
110 No straws? 1.5289 0.02945 622 383 149 90
111 My biggest fear? Vampires. 1.5266 0.03010 583 361 139 83
112 My eyes are up here, Jeff. Higher…higher. 1.5256 0.03206 508 310 129 69
113 I may have eaten too much; I'll know in two minutes. 1.5249 0.03048 543 327 147 69
114 I hope I don’t regret ordering the “Meteoric Surprise” for dessert. 1.5216 0.03257 485 296 125 64
115 Do you think they have longer forks? 1.5215 0.03083 535 325 141 69
116 It takes 20 minutes for your stomach to tell your brain that it's full. 1.5192 0.02896 547 333 152 62
117 I've always heard it said that if you live with someone long enough, you begin to look alike... 1.5191 0.03140 470 276 144 50
118 I'll be honest, I thought you'd be taller.. 1.5157 0.03087 510 307 143 60
119 Don't panic, but I saw the giraffe walk in with the same tie. 1.5154 0.03040 553 340 141 72
120 It seems like a million years since we last went out to dinner. 1.5128 0.03334 468 291 114 63
121 So then I thought to myself, where have I seen herbivore? 1.5118 0.03380 467 294 107 66
122 Don't look now, but the T-Rex's just walked in. 1.5113 0.03245 485 300 122 63
123 You haven't even so much as gazed at my new necklace. 1.5110 0.03012 501 303 144 54
124 Don’t look, but the waiter is my ex from my late Jurassic period. 1.5098 0.03211 459 276 132 51
125 I spend my entire week eating low-lying vegetation—I'm allowed to order dessert. 1.5092 0.03225 489 303 123 63
126 I’m sure when the waiter called us “dinosaurs” he was referring to the fact that we still dress for dinner 1.5091 0.03234 495 309 120 66
127 Give me a day or two to let the food settle before you ask about dessert. 1.5086 0.03102 466 275 145 46
128 Most guys hate dating women taller than them. You have no idea how excited I was to get your reply. 1.5083 0.03018 484 299 135 50
129 As long as you understand I never neck on the first date 1.5082 0.03338 427 258 121 48
130 I just wish we could see eye-to-eye with more people 1.5047 0.03361 426 260 117 49
131 Pardon me. In 10 seconds, I’m gonna burp. 1.5024 0.03458 410 253 108 49
132 So glad that the comet missed. 1.5022 0.03166 462 279 134 49
133 I might have covid, I can’t smell the food 1.5019 0.03167 514 324 122 68
134 Why would you order soup?! 1.5012 0.03547 417 265 95 57
135 I dropped my salad fork. 1.4988 0.03345 423 259 117 47
136 And after dessert, we can go watch the meteor shower! 1.4949 0.03558 392 246 98 48
137 Excuse me, my eyes are up here! 1.4948 0.03632 384 243 92 49
138 A walk sounds romantic, there's a meteor shower tonight. 1.4937 0.03578 397 252 94 51
139 First dates can be awkward but I think we have a lot in common. 1.4926 0.03222 404 249 118 37
140 Remember when you didn't have to ask for a straw? 1.4919 0.03272 433 266 121 46
141 I don’t know if I’m full. Ask me tomorrow. 1.4914 0.03966 291 178 83 30
142 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.4893 0.03546 374 232 101 41
143 Can you ask for a straw? 1.4886 0.03519 395 251 96 48
144 Steve, does this dress make my neck look long? 1.4879 0.03631 414 273 80 61
145 You’re taller than I expected. 1.4879 0.03269 412 250 123 39
146 Well, I hope that eventually hits the spot. 1.4870 0.03816 386 258 68 60
147 ...and you thought not having a thumb would be a problem... 1.4863 0.03659 364 230 91 43
148 I'm not really hungry now. I ate the trees out front while we were waiting for our table 1.4837 0.03484 368 226 106 36
149 I'll tell you how I managed my necklace clasp when you tell me how you tied your tie. And then we move on to the higher-level existential question. 1.4832 0.03737 387 256 75 56
150 I won't marry you, Gerald, not even if I knew that a comet was going to strike the Earth tomorrow. 1.4828 0.03551 379 239 97 43
151 I distinctly remember asking the waiter to bring us straws with our drinks. 1.4825 0.03695 400 266 75 59
152 I'm definitely not having the soup 1.4817 0.03812 355 231 77 47
153 We’re not carbon dating yet, right?” 1.4815 0.03636 378 243 88 47
154 What do you mean you forgot the straws? 1.4814 0.03708 376 245 81 50
155 I’ll never get back down to 32,000 pounds eating like this. 1.4805 0.03586 385 247 91 47
156 Do you see our waiter? 1.4771 0.03670 327 202 94 31
157 My eyes are up here, John 1.4763 0.03678 380 249 81 50
158 Where does the bib go? 1.4761 0.03470 376 235 103 38
159 I sense our relationship is getting close to extinction 1.4752 0.03736 322 201 89 32
160 I’m up *here,* Harold! 1.4723 0.03710 343 222 83 38
161 I brought you here to say I really appreciate how you stuck your neck out for me. 1.4719 0.03521 356 222 100 34
162 Why do all our friends think we look down on them? 1.4713 0.03579 348 218 96 34
163 I've sucked on trees in our backyard that taste better than this. 1.4696 0.03390 362 227 103 32
164 We’ll probably be extinct by the time our entree comes. 1.4686 0.03677 350 225 86 39
165 I took straws for granted. 1.4680 0.03378 344 217 98 29
166 Glad you asked. House Speaker Mike Johnson says my ancestors met on Noah's Ark 1.4675 0.03726 323 214 74 35
167 Do you remember, when we were dating, how exciting it was when we were necking? 1.4671 0.03964 319 210 69 40
168 Does this necklace call attention to my neck? 1.4667 0.03749 360 238 76 46
169 I don't see a future for us." 1.4662 0.03802 311 197 83 31
170 I’m vegetarian too. 1.4660 0.03929 309 200 74 35
171 You’ll like it, Joey. The waiters are giraffes. 1.4657 0.03563 350 223 92 35
172 Well, I don't neck on the first date. 1.4645 0.03606 338 213 93 32
173 Have you tried gargling? 1.4636 0.03767 330 220 71 39
174 Remember our first date? Feels like 150 million years ago. 1.4634 0.03833 328 214 76 38
175 You can order the entire tree, but I only want the leaves at the top. 1.4603 0.03629 315 196 93 26
176 You didn’t happen to bring your readers did you? 1.4585 0.03758 325 210 81 34
177 Is it Paleo? 1.4577 0.03860 319 209 74 36
178 Would it be declassé to ask for straws for the wine? 1.4576 0.03956 330 223 63 44
179 To be honest, you don't look a thing like your profile picture. 1.4565 0.03652 322 215 74 33
180 One doesn't come to a place like this to eat . . . One comes to be seen. 1.4561 0.03894 285 181 78 26
181 Be patient. It’s a tall order. 1.4561 0.03938 296 192 73 31
182 „This has been my favorite restaurant for ages.“ 1.4560 0.03738 318 204 83 31
183 Everyone’s staring cause we’re overdressed! 1.4548 0.03724 310 197 85 28
184 It’s been fifteen minutes now and the waitress still hasn’t come back with the straws we asked for 1.4538 0.03663 357 236 80 41
185 Why does it feel like we are the only ones who care about Climate Change. 1.4536 0.04038 280 182 69 29
186 It’s a simple question, Barry, does this necklace make my neck look long? 1.4498 0.03787 309 200 79 30
187 I think we are over dressed. Everyone is looking at us. 1.4497 0.03841 318 210 73 35
188 I'm afraid it went down the wrong way. 1.4497 0.03709 298 193 78 27
189 No. I don't want to visit your mother in Scotland this year. 1.4493 0.03935 296 194 71 31
190 Carl, I wouldn’t worry about it… those End Of the World DoDos 🦤 are always wrong. 1.4491 0.03993 265 169 73 23
191 it shouldn't be TOO hard to get the waiter's attention... 1.4484 0.03430 310 202 83 25
192 And, to think we nearly broke up 20 million years ago. 1.4466 0.03948 309 207 66 36
193 Why do they say that people who still dress for dinner are dinosaurs? 1.4466 0.03922 309 206 68 35
194 It’s nice here, but eating tree leaves is easier. 1.4460 0.03932 287 187 72 28
195 I think it’s important to let the kids decide if they identify as herbivore or carnivore. 1.4459 0.03934 296 195 70 31
196 Of course you can ask for a straw. 1.4455 0.03810 303 197 77 29
197 Food was ok, but not worth the 65 million year wait 1.4452 0.03665 292 198 66 28
198 It’s over, Dino — no more necking. 1.4448 0.03876 299 196 73 30
199 I really think our future is in oil. 1.4436 0.04289 266 180 54 32
200 It was a nice thought, but how are we supposed to eat like this? 1.4429 0.04033 280 187 63 30
201 No, I never order soup. 1.4404 0.04032 277 183 66 28
202 How hard is it to provide 25 foot straws? 1.4373 0.03851 295 194 73 28
203 I forgot my glasses. Can you check the time on my watch? 1.4372 0.04421 247 168 50 29
204 This would be easier if our arms were longer. 1.4370 0.04106 270 180 62 28
205 We both have a brain the size of a walnut, let's let the waiter order the wine. 1.4368 0.04414 261 181 46 34
206 I'm telling you, Arthur, the waiter rolled his eyes when I ordered the "little neck" clams 1.4367 0.04448 245 167 49 29
207 Honestly, if I hear the phrase, "And it's Neck and Neck!" one more time, I might become a carnivore. 1.4367 0.04221 300 212 45 43
208 I don't know how they stay in business, with an all-you-can-eat salad bar. 1.4365 0.04245 252 168 58 26
209 I just don’t see a future for us. 1.4352 0.03881 301 201 69 31
210 They get you on the Heimlich Maneuver surcharge. 1.4351 0.04569 239 165 44 30
211 Do you ever miss Loch Ness? 1.4333 0.04667 240 169 38 33
212 I'm going off my diet and ordering the T-Rex bone-in 1.4323 0.04044 266 176 65 25
213 I think that couple at the next table were in jurassic park? 1.4322 0.04003 273 181 66 26
214 Let's go back home and neck 1.4317 0.03679 278 192 61 25
215 It may be my narcissism, but I find that I look down on everyone. 1.4311 0.03617 283 195 66 22
216 I should have brought my scarf, I feel a draft 1.4301 0.04079 272 183 61 28
217 If evolution is so great why are the salads so small? 1.4297 0.04111 263 176 61 26
218 I’m just glad you look like your profile picture. 1.4296 0.03960 277 186 64 27
219 I hear the long necked clams are delicious. 1.4292 0.03920 233 159 56 18
220 Stop trying to look down my dress. 1.4292 0.04395 240 163 51 26
221 This is one brutal sore throat 1.4280 0.04195 243 161 60 22
222 Would it be uncouth if I asked for a straw? 1.4264 0.04016 265 176 65 24
223 Just when I thought a traditional dinner date had gone extinct, you asked me out 1.4254 0.03653 268 179 70 19
224 The portion sizes at this place always look so small. 1.4252 0.04139 254 170 60 24
225 What concerns me is that the soup will be cold by the time I get to taste it. 1.4249 0.04571 233 162 43 28
226 I'd love to be more of a risk-taker, but I'm reluctant to stick my neck out. 1.4248 0.03896 266 174 71 21
227 You know,sometimes life just gets to be a long,hard swallow! 1.4248 0.04549 226 155 46 25
228 65 million years to get a reservation. This better be good. 1.4240 0.04482 250 176 42 32
229 I'm at an age where the T-Rex guys just don't do it for me anymore. 1.4234 0.03970 248 174 51 23
230 Just ask them for longer forks. 1.4228 0.04075 272 185 59 28
231 I can’t see the table, is our food here yet? 1.4221 0.04034 263 176 63 24
232 Does this necklace make my neck look long? 1.4215 0.04234 261 180 52 29
233 Sure, I’m worried about climate change, but what can you do? 1.4208 0.04004 259 172 65 22
234 Our waiter's a Neanderthal! 1.4206 0.04043 252 167 64 21
235 I'm just looking for a guy who's willing to stick his neck out. 1.4200 0.04105 250 167 61 22
236 Hopefully the main course will come before we become extinct! 1.4191 0.04213 241 162 57 22
237 I'm not sure we have anything in common. 1.4185 0.04263 227 151 57 19
238 I'm confused. Are the flowers a center piece or the meal? 1.4185 0.04217 227 150 59 18
239 By the time the food reaches my stomach I'm hungry again 1.4183 0.03974 251 165 67 19
240 I hope they have the long straws. 1.4173 0.03890 266 176 69 21
241 Let's go back to my place and neck. 1.4167 0.04542 240 170 40 30
242 I can’t believe she married a carnivore! 1.4155 0.04418 219 148 51 20
243 It's so nice to finally meet someone who's on my level. 1.4151 0.04472 212 143 50 19
244 Online dating is horrible! You're the first man I've met who's actually on my level. 1.4134 0.04278 254 177 49 28
245 It's nice to finally socially engage with someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. 1.4130 0.04396 230 158 49 23
246 I hear the Natural History Museum might offer us an apartment. 1.4130 0.03803 247 167 63 17
247 I'm glad they moved us away from the ceiling fan. 1.4128 0.04327 235 161 51 23
248 I had to make this reservation ages ago. 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
249 Oh great, my annoying co-worker is here! Quick, put your head down! 1.4087 0.04777 208 147 37 24
250 I just have this nagging feeling that this isn't going anywhere, like it could just end tomorrow. 1.4081 0.04354 223 152 51 20
251 I’m still waiting for the hor d’oeuvres to reach my stomach.” 1.4079 0.04148 228 152 59 17
252 I think we should be seeing other people. If there were any. 1.4073 0.04038 248 167 61 20
253 thats funny...you don't look jewish! 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
254 It's nice to get out of the tar pits every now and then. 1.4070 0.04563 199 135 47 17
255 I think the app OK Cupid really got us right this time don’t you?” 1.4067 0.03790 209 148 49 12
256 Who ties your tie? 1.4053 0.04158 227 152 58 17
257 Finally. Someone with the same perspective as me. 1.4053 0.04158 227 152 58 17
258 Try living in my neck of the woods 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
259 Haha..We went for a swim and now they’re obsessed with only that one lake ! 1.4052 0.04230 232 158 54 20
260 Paleo's just too new age for my tastes. 1.4048 0.04593 210 146 43 21
261 Food’s cold again 1.4037 0.04276 218 147 54 17
262 So glad to finally meet someone I can see eye-to-eye with 1.4027 0.04470 221 156 42 23
263 The maitre'd wasn't much, but the kitchen staff was tasty. 1.4018 0.04160 219 153 48 18
264 I just wish that we could go back to the days of the fern bars. 1.4018 0.04357 219 150 50 19
265 You don't look a day over 50 million. 1.4009 0.04219 222 150 55 17
266 Let’s go down to dinner. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
267 What are you having? I didn’t bring my glasses. 1.4000 0.04230 235 162 52 21
268 It's so much easier eating leaves. 1.3990 0.04598 203 141 43 19
269 I hope they have decent vegetarian options this time. 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
270 Such stares! You'd think they'd never seen a vegetarian before. 1.3983 0.04545 236 171 36 29
271 I heard they actually bring the trees to the table... 1.3982 0.04229 221 150 54 17
272 And then she said, ‘I’m always sticking my neck out for him!’ like that’s heroic or something. 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
273 You know, it's been about 145 million years. I think our waiter has forgotten us. 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
274 It takes too long to realize I ate too much. 1.3971 0.04700 209 149 37 23
275 I told you this vest made my neck look big 1.3965 0.04149 227 154 56 17
276 Dennis is that you holding my hand? 1.3952 0.04583 210 148 41 21
277 It's too much a stretch 1.3951 0.03819 205 147 45 13
278 I think we both took too much Viagra. 1.3944 0.04335 213 152 41 20
279 Do you think the babysitter knows what to do in case of an asteroid? 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
280 I had one heck of a time zipping up this dress. 1.3925 0.04268 214 146 52 16
281 Can we pay our bill in oil futures? 1.3920 0.05095 176 128 28 20
282 Hey buddy, eyes up here. 1.3920 0.04433 199 136 48 15
283 I guess we should have requested a "high top." 1.3920 0.04656 199 140 40 19
284 Brian, this is a very fancy establishment. They don’t have straws. 1.3920 0.04375 199 135 50 14
285 I haven’t felt the same since we left Scotland 1.3918 0.04909 194 140 32 22
286 We usually see eye to eye on things. 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
287 Let’s just eat shoots and leave. 1.3906 0.04890 192 138 33 21
288 If the service is any slower we’ll go extinct. 1.3899 0.04310 218 151 49 18
289 You better ask for the check; Noah said don’t be late. 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
290 Don't apologise for being old-fashioned - I like the fact you're a dinosaur. 1.3895 0.04696 190 133 40 17
291 What meteorite??!! 1.3889 0.04614 198 139 41 18
292 Draft beer? No, let’s get a couple of longnecks. 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
293 Do you know if they’ve cleared the table? 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
294 Would you ask the waiter for straws? 1.3879 0.04313 214 148 49 17
295 This isn’t going to work unless you evolve. 1.3879 0.04886 214 160 25 29
296 As embarrassing as it might be, I think eating this would be easier on all fours. 1.3876 0.04690 209 151 35 23
297 We should’ve asked for the high top 1.3871 0.04220 217 149 52 16
298 I swear, Harvey, with portions like these a girl could go extinct! 1.3865 0.04414 207 144 46 17
299 No, I couldn’t hear the specials either. 1.3862 0.04943 189 137 31 21
300 Not that bad, actually; the necklace has a clasp on the back. 1.3861 0.04149 202 135 56 11
301 Do you think they have any longer forks? 1.3861 0.04491 202 141 44 17
302 I feel that I have really put my neck on the line for this relationship. 1.3860 0.04077 228 156 56 16
303 *Can you see the stage from here?" 1.3850 0.04521 200 140 43 17
304 My bad. I should have reserved a high top table. 1.3846 0.04290 208 143 50 15
305 ... and then Cousin Harold called his mother-in-law an old fossil and all hell broke loose. 1.3838 0.04717 185 130 39 16
306 I'm investing in oil companies. I mean, we're all gonna die someday. 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
307 I saw you looking at that dilophosaurus. 1.3825 0.04412 217 154 43 20
308 What should we tip? Service was terrible, but he was quite tasty! 1.3822 0.04843 191 138 33 20
309 I understand this place is known for its paleo diet. 1.3815 0.04947 173 123 34 16
310 Be careful. The last time we ate here I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on you. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
311 Now I hear the Iguanodons are extinct. Maybe we should postpone the cruise. 1.3805 0.04328 205 145 44 16
312 Are they GROWING the trees out there?! What’s taking so long?? 1.3800 0.04625 200 143 38 19
313 Could you tell me what's on my plate? 1.3791 0.04637 182 127 41 14
314 What attracted you to me? 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
315 Let's skip the soup. 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
316 Everyone's looking at my bad manicure, I can tell. 1.3788 0.04602 198 141 39 18
317 I think I have a head of lettuce stuck in my throat. 1.3787 0.04957 169 120 34 15
318 I'm sorry, but I just don't see a future for us. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
319 I don’t regret doing Jurassic Park, but it hasn’t been easy getting other roles since. 1.3780 0.04990 164 116 34 14
320 I'm glad we can see eye to eye. 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
321 You can have the flower, dear. 1.3772 0.04776 167 116 39 12
322 I'll have the short ribs and a long fork. 1.3770 0.04745 183 130 37 16
323 ‘It’s been so long’ 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
324 There's a pterodactyl in my soup! 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 38 20
325 People are staring. Do you think my neckline is too low? 1.3764 0.04839 178 127 35 16
326 I I've learned to floss on telephone wires. 1.3757 0.04969 181 132 30 19
327 Did you bring my reading binoculars? 1.3750 0.04786 184 132 35 17
328 Try the early bird special. 1.3743 0.05115 171 125 28 18
329 You're the first blind date with whom I see eye to eye 1.3738 0.04571 206 149 37 20
330 I got all dressed up to eat more than kale on trees, mister 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
331 I’m leaning towards the fiddlehead ferns. You? 1.3716 0.04476 183 127 44 12
332 Do you ever get sick of people asking you “How’s the weather up there?” 1.3713 0.04915 167 119 34 14
333 On the way home, can we do a little necking? 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
334 Enough about my practice, what made YOU want to become a chiropractor? 1.3702 0.04642 181 130 36 15
335 The head room is great, but the portions are really small. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
336 Yes, I agree…..the winning caption is always something dumb. 1.3687 0.05305 179 137 18 24
337 We don't neck anymore. 1.3684 0.04610 171 119 41 11
338 Together 150 million years and we still can't agree on an appetizer. 1.3684 0.05038 171 125 29 17
339 Maybe we should've picked a place that had straws. 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
340 Honey, I told them we don’t eat meat. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
341 Roxy, although it used to be Rex. What's yours? 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
342 I like your tie. I think. 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
343 I wouldn’t care if the world WAS ending tomorrow, I still wouldn’t go all the way on a first date! 1.3669 0.04411 169 126 31 12
344 So reports of a giant asteroid heading straight for Earth are fake news? 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
345 I'm really getting tired of waiters saying no kidding when we order longneck Buds. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
346 I told the sitter don't even try making him brush his teeth. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
347 Dear, I think I dropped my fork. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
348 I prefer that they think we existed 1.3631 0.04318 179 123 47 9
349 These little lunches are beneath us. Let’s go eat from the treetops. 1.3631 0.04580 168 117 41 10
350 You Want A Lobster Bib? Are you joking? 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
351 I heard the asteroid is merely a mammalian power play. 1.3622 0.04623 185 133 37 15
352 It’s a new dining concept. You eat off of someone else’s table. 1.3617 0.04753 188 138 32 18
353 Would you stop obsessing, Herb? Your necktie is fine exactly where it is. 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
354 Don’t even get me started on the bathroom mirrors. 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
355 Well, what exactly do you think they make the Brontosaurus Burger from?” 1.3611 0.05212 180 138 19 23
356 Is my tie crooked 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
357 I’m going for the salad at table 19, tell me when she’s not looking. 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
358 It's called 'haute cuisine' Gerald, look it up. 1.3600 0.04596 175 131 29 15
359 I hear the leaves are excellent. 1.3598 0.04487 189 135 40 14
360 Should we tie the knot? 1.3598 0.05324 164 124 21 19
361 They forgot the straws. 1.3590 0.04624 195 143 34 18
362 Prehistorically speaking, of course. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
363 You know, I was vegan before it was cool 1.3575 0.04855 179 132 30 17
364 By the time that lousy waiter takes our order, we'll be extinct. 1.3571 0.04603 182 131 37 14
365 I would love to travel more, but there's never enough room in the overhead. 1.3559 0.04553 177 126 39 12
366 I'm so glad that that night I saw you from across the room. 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
367 I specified "over 27 feet" but I guess I'm open to short guys. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
368 Next time let’s rent a limousine that stretches vertically. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
369 Are you sure these aren't the appetizers? 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
370 The vibe in here is truly prehistoric. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
371 You look nothing like your cave painting. 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
372 I never order the soup, by the time it reaches my stomach it’s too cold. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
373 He’s taking forever to tape 50 straws together. Should we just leave? 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
374 Have children? No, I don't really see any future for them. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
375 Sometimes I get hungry, and then the last swallow hits.. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
376 Norbert, I know it's our 25th anniversary, but if you buy me one more pullover, I'm filing for a divorce. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
377 Oh God, it's Carl. Maybe he won't see us. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
378 'My eyes are up here buddy.' 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
379 Nice salad, but I’m craving something meteor. 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
380 Was your soup cold, too? 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
381 Could we just skip dessert and go straight to necking? 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
382 No bread for me. I’m on paleo 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
383 I just thought we could see eye to eye. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
384 I don't really have any family for my side of the aisle. How about you? 1.3481 0.04299 158 115 35 8
385 Forget that our arms don’t reach our mouths. Without opposable thumbs, it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference. 1.3476 0.04808 187 141 27 19
386 I made this reservation eons ago. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
387 I'm still hungry. And if you say "the food hasn't hit my stomach yet," I'm going to smack you. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
388 Live each day as if it were your last. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
389 Sorry, but I just don't see a future for us together. 1.3462 0.04561 156 112 35 9
390 I just hope I'll be able to read the menu. 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
391 Next time let's go to the place with the tall leafy trees. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
392 Happy anniversary darling,just 206 million years 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
393 Please don't get short with me. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
394 For a place this expensive you’d think they’d have bigger portions 1.3444 0.04796 151 110 31 10
395 Crap. I dropped the fork. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
396 How long could it possibly take to bring us a tree? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
397 The attention is nice, but in my next life I hope to be a turtle. 1.3433 0.04867 134 100 25 9
398 I can’t imagine a world without us. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
399 I feel bad about my neck. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
400 Want to split a massive amount of vegetation? 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
401 Can you reach the ketchup? 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
402 And afterwards, I thought we might go somewhere and neck. 1.3412 0.04801 170 126 30 14
403 It feels like we've been together for a million years. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
404 I was not looking over your shoulder. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
405 My neck is killing me. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
406 That's why I don't like Chinese food. By the time it hits my stomach, I'm hungry again. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
407 What do you mean “how did you get that dress on”? 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
408 Where's our waitress? Iknowshesawus. 1.3394 0.04901 165 123 28 14
409 Now I get why we will become extinct. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
410 I hate it when they assume we don’t want chopsticks. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
411 Uggh, my Rex just walked in. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
412 I think we’re going to need longer utensils. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
413 We didn't think this through, probably on account of our walnut-sized brains. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
414 I doubt any of this will go down well. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
415 Honey, do you think this dress is too low cut? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
416 Steve, I don’t think a long term relationship is in anyone’s best interest right now. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
417 I just hope they don’t give us those tiny forks again 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
418 I had to make the reservation eons in advance for this place. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
419 I might hit the salad bar. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
420 It just feels like the world has moved on sometimes, you know, Bert? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
421 I'm afraid at this rate we'll be extinct before the entrées arrive. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
422 Thumbs?! How about longer arms 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
423 I dropped my fork again… 1.3353 0.04861 170 128 27 15
424 Let's try the long-necked clams. 1.3351 0.03803 185 136 42 7
425 I told you that meteor would miss. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
426 I don't know about you but I'm finding the food here awfully hard to swallow. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
427 Let's do paleo. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
428 I look forward to our front-row opera seats. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
429 I never see them seat the triceratops outside… 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
430 I can’t stand one more person asking us about the weather 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
431 And to top it all the dentist charged me extra for the ladder... 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
432 I’m late because I can never see my watch. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
433 I understand that you are a great necker 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
434 I’m worried about Nessie, she’s been so distant lately. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
435 I wish I could explain…unfortunately, you have a brain the size of a walnut. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
436 Tea, Rex? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
437 I hate bad lighting in restaurants. You can barely see your food. 1.3293 0.05052 164 126 22 16
438 The food is good, but the portions are so small. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
439 I didn't realise that you knelt down earlier. 1.3286 0.04803 140 103 29 8
440 A five-star Michelin dinner and then the meteor show later, how much better can it get? 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
441 So,to be clear,necking is out of the question? 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
442 Do you think they forgot about us? 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
443 The atmosphere is great, but I still need a straw. 1.3265 0.04842 147 110 27 10
444 This was worth the wait." 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
445 I’m pretty sure we’re the oldest couple here. 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
446 I liked it much better when dining out meant dining outside! 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
447 I feel like it’s been ages since we’ve been out. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
448 It’s the anniversary of our extinction.” 1.3248 0.04447 157 115 34 8
449 So you chose a place with no trees on the menu. You know I love trees. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
450 You feel high too? Must be the martinis. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
451 Henry, you are head and neck above most of the others. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
452 To think that if I hadn’t been on that photo shoot at Loch Ness , we might never have met… 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
453 Why do they always seat us in the elevator shaft? 1.3226 0.05091 155 119 22 14
454 But honey, we're herbivores... Why would the waiter yell 'meatier!' and run? 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
455 I’m glad I finally met someone who I see eye-to-eye with. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
456 I miss the old days when we ate from trees! 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
457 Be honest, does this dress make me look fat? 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
458 Yes, I do think that the stacked onion-ring tower would have been better. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
459 I think I'll have the Jurassic Pork. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
460 I just don't understand, she said we act like we're above everyone else. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
461 This will never work. You bend over my left shoulder for the plates on the table behind me and I'll go over your right shoulder for the table behind you. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
462 Don’t get any ideas - I don’t neck on the first date. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
463 Farm to table? How about Food to Mouth?? 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
464 Call me crazy, but I'm going to try using the chopsticks. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
465 - “Yeah, me too - I have to eat lots of food before my tummy feels full” 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
466 We got clothes; got in to the city; found a high ceiling restaurant … I can’t reach my mouth. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
467 It’s finally nice to meet, face to face. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
468 I wish we could see other people. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
469 ”I hear they have great leafy trees here.” 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
470 It’s been 100 million crazy years. I’m thinking omnivore tonight? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
471 Niles?, do you think we look down on people? 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
472 It's good to be back! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
473 If you’re asking my opinion, don’t sell your convertible. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
474 I'm just going to send it back and ask for a eucalyptus tree. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
475 When someone says I'm a pain in the neck, that really hurts. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
476 You know dear, this vegan life is a real stretch 1.3139 0.05458 137 107 17 13
477 See you in a few minutes, I’m going down for a bite. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
478 I'm glad you finally stuck your neck out there and asked me to dinner. 1.3134 0.05341 134 103 20 11
479 I thought you said they serve longnecks here? 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
480 I have been herbivore. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
481 Enough of the paleo. I'm ordering mammal. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
482 I’m just saying it Bill, it’s a nice place and all, but the tables could’ve been higher 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
483 Do you want to split an apple tree for dessert? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
484 Do we really need to evolve? I like my present condition. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
485 I'm telling you, Phil, it's unnerving. By the way people are staring at us you'd think none of them have ever seen a couple of brachiosauruses out on a dinner date before! 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
486 We're going extinct soon, so order the steak. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
487 In this day and age, what's the worst that can happen? 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
488 I'm glad we see eye to eye. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
489 Nora Ephron said it best. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
490 Don't get all high and mighty with me! 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
491 With these size of servings, no wonder we're becoming extinct. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
492 I'm sorry, but I'm looking for someone a little taller. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
493 Should we order entrees or are you still swallowing your appetizer? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
494 Now if we ask to switch to a high-top, we’ll be *those* dinosaurs. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
495 I was hoping to find someone with a brain bigger than a walnut. 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
496 I think I'll order the little necks. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
497 I miss salad bars. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
498 I should have worn my turtleneck" 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
499 It’s so refreshing to talk to a man at my level. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
500 Let's just eat the waiter. 1.3083 0.05893 120 95 13 12
501 I just don’t think we have enough in common. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
502 I just hope the seafood tower lives up to its name. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
503 I think we should ask for two straws! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
504 Well I did promise you a table with a view… 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
505 I don't know why we come here, they have so few vegetarian options. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
506 But honey, how long can the forks possibly be? 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
507 I’m willing to overlook a lot of flaws. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
508 Maybe we should have gotten outdoor seating. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
509 Jerry, you’re a real pain in the neck 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
510 I tried to get his attention, but I don't think the waitersaurus. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
511 Having just read Pinocchio, I may now have an explanation for why our necks keep growing. And I need to talk to you about where I really was last night. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
512 It's not just us, everyone is grazing. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
513 Well, this is awkward... 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
514 When should we go down for dinner? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
515 Don't forget to ask for paper straws. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
516 I'll bend over first to smell my dinner. Then your turn. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
517 It’s taken forever to get these reservations! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
518 I told you we should have been seated at the high tables in the bar. 1.3016 0.05665 126 100 14 12
519 It's the ban on straws that will lead to our extinction! 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
520 I told you we should have sat at a high top. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
521 I have a thing for tall guys. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
522 Do you think it would be tacky to ask for more fern and less branch? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
523 Never heard of a twelve foot salad fork…” Honestly, you’d think good service was extinct. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
524 The Cliftons just walked in, think they’ll notice us? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
525 We'll be extinct before he takes our order. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
526 I swear I requested a high top. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
527 The font size in this bar menu is way too small. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
528 I so prefer outdoor seating... 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
529 The other restaurant wasn't as nice but it did have higher tables. 1.2993 0.04440 137 103 29 5
530 Come darling, get the cheque. It's late Triassic. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
531 I'm fine. It's just my cocktail finally went to my head. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
532 No ,Thesaurus is not a relative 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
533 Should we tell the waiter our time is limited? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
534 What a coincidence, I'm from Great Neck too. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
535 You were right about us getting a little high at dinner. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
536 Don't you just hate it when you accidentally swallow a big bite?" 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
537 Let’s eat like there’s no tomorrow.” 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
538 What you’re really paying for in a place like this is the view” 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
539 These motherfuckers. 1.2963 0.06345 108 88 8 12
540 I can't see what I'm eating. 1.2963 0.04711 135 103 25 7
541 Let's not let a simple meteorite ruin this night. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
542 Just for one night, I wish we were omnivores. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
543 We won’t be around forever, Ben 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
544 I think we should ask for a straw. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
545 Are you sure this place has a vegetarian menu? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
546 This place has really gone downhill in the last 80 million years. 1.2946 0.06035 112 90 11 11
547 I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
548 It might be problematic for us to dive into our meals at the same time. 1.2946 0.04591 129 97 27 5
549 I once dated a T- Rex but he treated me like a piece of meat. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
550 Scottish lake synchronized swim team is on hiatus. 1.2946 0.04591 129 99 24 6
551 I’m sorry, honey, but that tie really dates you. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
552 There's no way your 14 feet tall because I'm only 13'9". 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
553 Really George, We can't keep ignoring the giraffe in the room. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
554 I've been waiting eons for this moment. And I can't see the ring. 1.2927 0.04431 123 94 25 4
555 This place was so hard to get into. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
556 With these prices, I thought the food would be a little more elevated. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
557 "What time are we suppose meet Noah? 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
558 Is that a stiff neck, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
559 How would I know if you dropped your napkin? 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
560 It's all very nice, dear. I'm only saying that maybe you should have asked for a bigger table. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
561 Don’t you go sticking your neck out. 1.2906 0.04711 117 91 20 6
562 I may be sticking my neck out, but... 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
563 I really appreciate you sticking your neck out like this for our anniversary this year. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
564 So glad for a date night. We’ve been at each others throats lately. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
565 Nouvelle cuisine? This menu feels prehistoric 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
566 I'm looking for a nice, old-fashioned guy. 1.2899 0.04623 138 106 25 7
567 Well, last week I had a sore throat and almost died. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
568 You should have asked for the high top. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
569 Would it kill them to put take a few high tables from the bar and put them in the formal dining room? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
570 I don't like Little Neck clams. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
571 Can we do the buffet tonight I feel like grazing. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
572 I worry that our relationship is evolving too fast. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
573 Just because we're not herbivores anymore, doesn't mean you have to eat every waiter. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
574 It didn't go over my head, it just wasn't funny. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
575 I always fear the waitress thinks I was talking down to her. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
576 Is it just me or do the plates in these fancy restaurants seem to be getting smaller? 1.2881 0.05658 118 94 14 10
577 Guess we should have asked for a high top. 1.2879 0.05217 132 104 18 10
578 The problem with Chinese food is that by the time it reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
579 I found the waiter condescending. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
580 I wouldn't go extinct with anybody else 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
581 All you wanna do is neck. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
582 So you can understand why I’m hesitant to bring a baby into this world. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
583 We’re doomed. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
584 What if we split the ptiramisu? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
585 Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? I can’t tell you, it’s too long. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
586 Does my neck look big in this? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
587 Is it me, or is everyone in this restaurant staring at us? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
588 It’s okay, we’re alone up here. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
589 You've barely touched your food...I get the extinct feeling something's bothering you. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
590 I don’t like the look that waiter Rex gave me. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
591 These prices are hard to swallow. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
592 Are these portions really that small or are we just far away? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
593 No wonder we became extinct. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
594 Happy 65 millionth anniversary, Darling 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
595 Asteroid warnings are fake news. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
596 Everyone is looking at us. I told you not to wear that tie. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
597 The stalls in the ladies’ room offer no privacy. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
598 I just don't think we have anything in common. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
599 I hope the waiter comes before we go extinct. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
600 This relationship makes me feel extinct Norman. 1.2823 0.04370 124 96 24 4
601 There’s a few things I still can’t wrap my head around. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
602 I haven't had the Jurassic Pork in ages 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
603 I heard service is so bad because the waiter went extinct. 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
604 And then,Barbara said I needed to stop sticking my neck out for others. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
605 I can see our food from here 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
606 For our next date let's watch the meteorite shower 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
607 Screw this finger food - let’s go find some trees! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
608 I know it's Halloween but when does this wear off? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
609 It's just so hard to imagine a future with you right now. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
610 Oh damn. I dropped my fork. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
611 This food would be great if I could eat it 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
612 I'm stuffed. Let's take the centerpiece to go. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
613 On the website, the tables looked huge. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
614 I’ll make popcorn when we get home 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
615 My dating prospects have been dead for ages. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
616 I’d like to keep our relationship tectonic. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
617 I still do not see our waiter. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
618 You're so evolved 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
619 Believe me our names will always be connected to tsuris. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
620 This is the last time I stick my neck out for you in public 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
621 I dropped my fork two hours ago 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
622 I thought being a human for Halloween would be fun, but I think I've changed my mind. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
623 Does this neck make my dress look short? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
624 If we’re going to become extinct, we might as well enjoy ourselves.” 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
625 And so I ask myself, is the juice worth the swallow? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
626 We still haven't found a restaurant where the food is easy to swallow. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
627 Don’t you dare order the long neck clams again! 1.2759 0.04344 116 90 23 3
628 I wonder if the waiter will notice us? 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
629 I really love this restaurant's atmosphere! 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
630 They only looked at us weirdly, because your tie wasn't straight Ted. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
631 Eyes are up here, pal. 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
632 Honey, I know you wanted us to get out of our comfort zone but this is ridiculous. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
633 Food's good. But it takes so long to go down. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
634 Your tie goes at the top of your neck. 1.2750 0.04422 120 92 26 2
635 I'll feed you if you feed me. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
636 Dinner hasn't even reached your stomach yet, and you want dessert? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
637 Maybe we could ask for straws? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
638 You seemed taller in your photos. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
639 Did you hear a boom? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
640 I never thought I'd meet someone I see so eye-to-eye with. 1.2736 0.05110 106 83 18 5
641 From now on we take restaurant recommendations from the Pterodactylbergs with a grain of salt 1.2735 0.05096 117 93 17 7
642 Well I think it’s YOU that looks like a penis 1.2734 0.05402 128 104 13 11
643 Now that straws are illegal… what to do? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
644 Will you excuse me for a few, I’m going down for a sip. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
645 I just feel like we're not evolving. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
646 There must be a staffing shortage. How long could it take to saute 300 pounds of kale? 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
647 This is important, so take your time: Did the waiter say 'meatier' or 'meteor'? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
648 Now do you see why I suggested a picnic instead? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
649 Must you talk about necking on our first date? 1.2719 0.05749 114 93 11 10
650 These portions are tiny! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
651 Tapas isn't as fun as it sounded. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
652 I think I left the stove on. 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
653 Sometimes I wonder if this whole 'sustainability' thing is worth it... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
654 I still feel naked. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
655 When I asked for a beer, why do you think the waiter asked if I wanted a Longneck? 1.2710 0.05240 107 85 16 6
656 I'm feeling a little old for this crowd, dear. 1.2708 0.05017 96 74 19 3
657 Options are pretty limited for a 65 million year old. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
658 Okay, Bronto-sore-ass. 1.2698 0.04702 126 101 18 7
659 I can't believe we filled up on bread again 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
660 I think I'll just order a highball 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
661 Don't complain to the the waiter - all portions look small from this height. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
662 Oh well,none of this will matter in 50 million years. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
663 I hope they don’t get rid of outdoor seating… 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
664 You're just like the others. You just assume I want to neck. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
665 Heads up! Your ex wife just walked in! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
666 We’re so overdressed, I’m afraid we’re sticking out. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
667 I can see why we became extinct. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
668 It feels like we’ve been waiting for the check for eons. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
669 I’m much more relaxed on dates now that I know we’re going to be extinct. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
670 So nice to meet someone who can see from my perspective 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
671 How good are you with chopsticks? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
672 The sign said, 'All You Can Reach!'' 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
673 I told you we should have gone to the arboretum for dinner 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
674 Hey. Why don’t we blow this pop stand and just go home and neck. “ 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
675 There is a downside at eating out though… 1.2655 0.04872 113 89 19 5
676 We’re each going to need a longer straw. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
677 Hope our order wasn’t too tall for them 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
678 Sorry, but I just don't see a a future for us 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
679 I'd gladly trade this neck for a longer arm. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
680 I just have a feeling that we shouldn't make any long term plans. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
681 You looked taller in your photo. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
682 ´can you believe she said we’re above it all?’ 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
683 That couple in the corner are staring at us. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
684 Oh no, I see my ex with his tiny arms. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
685 It’s been so long since I’ve really seen eye to eye with someone 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
686 Alan did you seriously just tell me that you spent our retirement fund on a sports car you can’t even fit into?! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
687 You’ve got to get your head out of the clouds, Mike. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
688 I'm worried city life has changed us. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
689 I guess I was hoping for someone taller 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
690 I'm up to my neck in daily problems 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
691 Everyone says this restaurant is top branch! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
692 I don’t care if you think making a heart shape with our necks for the save-the-date photo is silly. We’re doing it. 1.2632 0.05541 95 77 12 6
693 Since extinction seems likely, I think we should have another drink, dear. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
694 We should live every day together like it’s our last. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
695 Next Halloween we’re going casual. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
696 All the high-tops were reserved. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
697 'Jurassic Park.' What's yours? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
698 It’s been 65 million years, David, are you going to propose or not? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
699 It was a lovely idea, Arnold, but next time perhaps a picnic in the park would be better for dinner. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
700 Honestly do you have to keep trying to see everyone who is in this restaurant? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
701 The food is good but I don’t think it’s worth waiting 70,000 years for a reservation. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
702 By what long stretch of the imagination was this ever a good idea? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
703 I wonder if there’s still a deal on the seven layer cake 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
704 Our "Last Supper" 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
705 Are you going to eat that flower? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
706 I can't see the carpaccio. 1.2613 0.04090 111 88 20 3
707 We should've asked for straws. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
708 We probably should have requested a high-top 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
709 Well… I mean… it’s just that ‘forever’ seems like such a long commitment… 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
710 I think this time machine thing to take us to 2023 was a mistake. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
711 Why the sauropuss? 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
712 You're going to love the extra long straws. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
713 Do you ALWAYS have to say 'we'll start with a couple of longnecks? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
714 I waited forever to get a reservation 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
715 Hand me the spoon please 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
716 You decide what to order. My brain is the size of a walnut. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
717 ...That was a tall order dear 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
718 I really feel like we should have sat at the high tables, Greg. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
719 Did you order the Long Neck Clams? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
720 I thought you'd be taller... 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
721 On a first date necking is as far as I go. 1.2576 0.05115 132 108 14 10
722 Good thing we’re above all that noise 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
723 Climate Change is nonsense. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
724 It takes so long for me to feel that I’m full. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
725 At least we'll be able to see if your wife walks in. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
726 Shouldn't you have an Adam's apple? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
727 Nessy, pay more attention to me. It’s like I don’t even exist to you. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
728 I can't believe we've lasted this long. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
729 6ft neck? Looks more like 5’11 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
730 Since it is impossible to find a well balanced meal or a suitable table, we may go extinct. 1.2558 0.04159 129 104 20 5
731 This paleo diet is really working. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
732 Did she say “microgreens”? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
733 Of course, I won't know till next week whether this dish gives me heartburn. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
734 It was the only restaurant with a high enough ceiling. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
735 Your zipper's down. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
736 Sure glad you like to neck... 1.2549 0.05340 102 83 13 6
737 I think life insurance is important. Who knows what the future holds. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
738 I just realized our arms aren't long enough. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
739 The review said "Perfect for a long lunch" 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
740 Greg, the we should go easy on the edibles next time 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
741 When you retrieve the salad, please bring me up a roll. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
742 Really, Harold? I can’t even see the waiter! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
743 I'm glad we can see eye, to eye on that my dear 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
744 If you ask for a straw I'm leaving. 1.2542 0.05272 118 98 11 9
745 We should have accepted to sit at those high tables. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
746 I grew up in Pangea. It’s nice and all, but I wouldn’t call it a ‘super’ continent. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
747 In a place like this we're vegetarians, not herbivores. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
748 I haven’t been out on a date since the Cretaceous Period 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
749 That was a good meal. What do you say we end it with a couple of Fireballs? 1.2527 0.05086 91 72 16 3
750 I don’t like the way the waiter looked at me when I asked for a straw. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
751 How about a glass of swamp water to finish the night off. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
752 Ugh, I forgot to ask for a straw. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
753 I told you we should have waited for a high top. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
754 Splashguards. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
755 Maybe it's time we began looking in different directions 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
756 Does this dress make my arms look short? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
757 I heard the service here was terrible, but at this rate we'll be extinct before we get the main course. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
758 The babysitter said she’s call if the kids hatch. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
759 It's been ages since we last did this. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
760 I admire how the Jurassic world movie series showcase dinosaur diversity and inclusivity. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
761 I had to wait eons for this reservation. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
762 Let's ask them to play some classic rock. 1.2525 0.04147 99 75 24 0
763 I don’t think we can go any longer like this. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
764 Pfft, they call these martini glasses long stemmed? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
765 I have no appetite. I'm still getting over the shock to find out that we were adopted and that our birth mother was a giraffe. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
766 Well, I’m not STRICTLY vegan. I’ll have the occasional coelacanth. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
767 You haven't noticed my new pedicure. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
768 We really do look alike? 1.2523 0.04618 107 84 20 3
769 The braised tree’s always good 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
770 If that waiter takes any longer we’ll be extinct 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
771 How do they expect us to eat this? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
772 Yeah, the gingko leaves and pine cones were excellent. But sometimes I just want to sink my teeth into a big juicy burger. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
773 Hello! My eyes are up here. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
774 I specifically asked not be seated next to the tar pits. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
775 We've been sitting here for 20 minutes. Where the hell is that Dodo waiter? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
776 You're taller in your pictures 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
777 This relationship isn't evolving 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
778 You're blocking my view 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
779 Thank God we don’t exist. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
780 It has taken us so long to find each other. Eons, really. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
781 We were having such a nice dinner then you started bringing up extinction again. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
782 With these short arms, I don’t see us adapting to this environment. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
783 You're sure you've performed the Heinlich? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
784 I never knew that you liked piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
785 Let's not come here again. The food is terrible, and the forks are so short! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
786 I wish they’d bring the bill already. These stiff chairs are giving me-a-saurus. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
787 We don’t HAVE to be herbivores, you know 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
788 Did you have trouble hearing the specials? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
789 Doesn't it seem that wherever we go they are short staffed. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
790 Without opposable thumbs, how do we eat this stuff? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
791 Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans, Honey.... 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
792 Finally, a table where the flower arrangement isn’t blocking our view. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
793 Let's stick our necks out & share an order of jalapeño poppers. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
794 Could you ask for a straw? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
795 Do you think we qualify for the early bird discount? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
796 Can you believe, no high-tops. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
797 Did the waiter say the special is meatier or meteor? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
798 After dinner let's neck. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
799 Shall we order the long neck clams? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
800 I think I'm choking on three grapes. Maybe four. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
801 It’s just that your online profile said you were 30 feet tall. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
802 You feed me, and I'll feed you. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
803 Honest to God, Bert, one more "a meteor is gonna hit before that waiter gets back with our check" joke and I'm leaving you. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
804 Why do you always get all bent out of shape when we eat at this restaurant? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
805 Just once could you order a beer without saying 'Give me a long neck'? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
806 Maybe we should ask for a high table? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
807 Why are we at the kids table again? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
808 It's just so nice to talk to someone who's on my level for once. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
809 Do you think they forgot about us because we’re vegan? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
810 I hope the valet remembers to shut the sunroof. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
811 You never take me to graze in the swamp any more. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
812 We should have asked for a high top table. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
813 Does this outfit make my neck look long? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
814 It’s not your fault, we just can’t both have our head in the clouds 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
815 I am starving to death. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
816 Glad you could find a place with at least one plant-based entree on the menu. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
817 …but sweetheart, they CAN’T talk down to you. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
818 Name our son Cole? I don't know why but it seems ironic. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
819 Could you tell me if I've finished my dinner? 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
820 Ok,we need to see this eye to eye. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
821 Of course you are on the paleo diet. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
822 Your profile said you were taller. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
823 I liked the greens in the swamp much better than these. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
824 I’m sorry, Steve. I’m just not ready to take this to the next level. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
825 66 million years and we're still at the kids' table. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
826 Long night, eh? 1.2449 0.04601 98 79 16 3
827 If this is how evolution works I'm out. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
828 I wish they had more plant-based options. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
829 It's always about Brontosaur-you and never about Brontosaur-us ." 1.2447 0.05387 94 77 12 5
830 You’re a great guy, Ted. I’m just not sensing a future for us. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
831 I think we should try to see other people 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
832 Be honest. How do you think I'd look in a turtleneck? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
833 I'm afraid that our tastes have evolved faster than we have. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
834 Sadly,after all that hype,the plant-based options are fairly uninspiring 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
835 The first lesson in civilizing us is putting fork and spoon to mouth. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
836 The necklace is nice, I just can't see myself wearing it. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
837 I'm sorry, but I just have a bad feeling about making any long-term commitments. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
838 The salads are great, they bring the trees right to the table. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
839 Can you tell me what I ordered, so hard to see from way up here. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
840 Ever since Covid, whenever we go out in formal attire I feel people look at us like we're prehistoric. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
841 I feel our server was being a little short with us. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
842 If you had really been in “Jurassic Park,” they would have given us a better table. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
843 What do you think will come first: the entrees or the meteor? 1.2439 0.06622 82 69 6 7
844 We might be fossilized by the time this waiter comes. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
845 I may be a dinosaur, but I am NOT too old to pull off a plunging neckline, Harold! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
846 You looked taller in your profile photos. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
847 This is not the elevated dining experience it was made out to be. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
848 The portions are really small. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
849 Sweetheart, of course the portions look small. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
850 Don't look up. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
851 Has anyone ever told you you’re heads above the rest? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
852 I'll have the salad bar as appetizer 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
853 The food may be great, but the service is so Neanderthal. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
854 I know your success has happened quickly Joel but can we please stop referring to it as meteoric? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
855 Does this necklace make my throat look big? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
856 So you're Sagittarius? *gulp* 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
857 I absolutely love the high vaulted ceilings 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
858 I've never dated another vegan before. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
859 I hacked up a gastrolith in here last week and took out 3 pterodactyls! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
860 I'm over the small plates. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
861 Sorry, I was told it was a high end restaurant...shall we take turns? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
862 You'd think a place this nice would have ferns on the menu. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
863 Don’t look now, but Barney is three tables over. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
864 Oh, don't spoil me, Carl! Those trees outside would've been fine. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
865 Is necking all you think about? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
866 At least we can see eye to eye. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
867 Steve, we can’t let the other herbivores see us eating at a steak house” 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
868 If we eat at the same time, won’t we bump heads? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
869 Ohhhh, “METEOR!” I thought you were saying “meatier,” that’s why I kept ordering more steaks. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
870 I know it’s impolite to slouch when I eat, but I was born with really short arms. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
871 Cheeky server with his trite 'tall order' sarcasm ! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
872 Doesn’t everybody dress for dinner? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
873 Feels like we were just on this planet 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
874 That’s a tough nut to swallow… 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
875 Relax. One little amuse bouche doesn't make us meat eaters. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
876 No, Gerald, the tie doesn't make your neck look weird. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
877 I am glad we are on the same page about kids, Harold. Does the world really need more Dinosaurs? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
878 No, I don’t think a bow tie would have made your neck look too short. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
879 It’s nice enough, but I believe this restaurant is beneath us. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
880 It tasted good, but it hasn't hit my stomach yet. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
881 I am planning to go into museums. What about you? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
882 Get a cocktail. The Cretaceous Period ends tomorrow. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
883 It’s just nice to meet someone at my level 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
884 I thought you said the food at this restaurant was elevated 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
885 My family is from Loch Ness as well. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
886 No, YOU ask for longer straws 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
887 Doorways and ceiling fans. You? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
888 Yeah, I got a friend who's also one of those Meteor Conspiracy nuts. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
889 Why does the air conditioner always blow right down my neck? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
890 We might be extinct by the time they bring the main course. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
891 I know my profile says that I’m an Apatasaurus, but I still prefer to be called Brontasaurus. Hope you’re cool with that. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
892 Do you think they have any extra-long forks? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
893 Be Honest Does this necklace make my neck look fat? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
894 You look shorter than your profile. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
895 Did you read that article I sent you about something called an ‘asteroid’ heading towards Earth? Could you imagine? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
896 Why the long neck Wendy? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
897 You should bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
898 Is it too much to look at my body once in awhile? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
899 Don't look, but are those the Hunters? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
900 I hear that one of our own made it to Speaker of the House. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
901 Oh parking was easy to find. I have a sunroof. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
902 Well, I can’t lift the glass the plates or the cutlery. The staff keep stepping on our tales, and we keep hitting our heads on the lighting! Nice job Bob! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
903 I’m usually home before I know if the food is good or not. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
904 You’re wearing your tie wrong. It needs to go below your chin. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
905 Anniversary or not, if we end up in "The Far Side" again, I'm leaving you, Sidney. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
906 I like that you're never afraid to stick your neck out! 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
907 Why do they always seat us at an outdoor table? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
908 do you think they'll bring us a salad or the whole tree 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
909 I love you 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
910 Next time we'll bring our own table" 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
911 5 million years was just too big an age difference for my last boyfriend. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
912 I guess we were supposed to order with the QR code? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
913 Every night, I pray for longer arms. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
914 Lingering aftertaste? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
915 You looked taller in your profile picture. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
916 I told you we should have reserved a high-top. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
917 Each time you order corn on the cob, I die a little inside. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
918 It’s been too long. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
919 How much do we tip if the server is extinct? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
920 I remember when ordering a salad was affordable 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
921 Hard to see eye to eye with this generation 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
922 It was either online dating or extinction 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
923 I’m glad more restaurants are having vegetarian offerings. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
924 The review said ‘small plates.’ Didn’t mention the tables and chairs.” 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
925 Stop complaining. It's winter, and you know this is the only place with high ceilings. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
926 Ok Archie, don’t look but my Tyrannosaurus ex just walked in this restaurant. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
927 Did you remember our reusable straws? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
928 Is it just me or do you think that waiter tasted funny? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
929 Good job finding a vegetarian joint with high ceilings. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
930 Tell me again what they call those tall beer bottles we like. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
931 Really? Oysters Rockefeller? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
932 We finally have time alone, and all we do is talk about our eggs. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
933 I'm not disappointed, I just thought you would be taller. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
934 Well, at least we’re on the same level. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
935 I've run out of small talk. Wanna neck? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
936 Let's party like its 65 million BC. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
937 You ate the waiter?? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
938 I don't think opposable thumbs will help. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
939 I want swamp water, but I like saying ‘Pinot Grigio.’ 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
940 I think we need to go with the seafood tower. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
941 I don't think our waiter heard our order 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
942 You need to say something about the velociraptors getting the window table. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
943 I used to look down on places like this 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
944 And then she complained I was rubbernecking 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
945 Some say we look alike. But I don't see it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
946 I HATE SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH MY STEP DAD! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
947 ARE YOU CALLING ME A HIGH TALKER? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
948 How long have we been here? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
949 I used to come here all the time in the Mesozoic Era. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
950 Now I remember why we never eat out. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
951 Should we ask for straws? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
952 Why yes, I am transgender - how did you know? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
953 Where do you see yourself 50,000 years from now? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
954 Well I for one am proud to look like we’re from a bygone era. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
955 I may be full. I'll tell you in 5 minutes. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
956 Darn; I forgot to ask for straws. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
957 Of course it's vegetarian. And I can't wait to sample the exotic low-hanging fruit 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
958 So romantic. Yes, I would love to go watch the meteor shower. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
959 Look, I'm not asking you to stick your neck out. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
960 Why do they always seat us outside? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
961 Talk about slow. I hope dessert comes before we're extinct. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
962 Remember when you said I had my head in the clouds ! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
963 It’s harder to read the menu once you’re 65 million. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
964 Well? You didn’t even mention my new dress. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
965 I'm still hungry. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
966 I can hardly wait for your next great idea. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
967 Just remember, the Heimlich maneuver probably won't work. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
968 Dibs on the flower. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
969 Does no one ever think to clean the tops of the chandeliers? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
970 I do have good manners, but by the time I get the fork to my mouth, all the food has fallen off . 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
971 We should've asked for the long forks. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
972 A hiss is just a hiss, a high is just a high. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
973 Is everyone staring at my necklace or is it me? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
974 The food looked hot when it arrived, don’t know why it feels so cold in my mouth… 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
975 Yes, I'm a vegetarian too. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
976 We finally retire only to learn the Jurassic Period is coming to an end. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
977 I just don't see us evolving together" 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
978 Sure,being in a Spielberg film was good for my career,but I really wanted to do more theater. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
979 Somehow I can't wrap my mind around what you just said. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
980 This is nice, but I actually prefer browsing the vegetation. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
981 Give me ten minutes, I just swallowed. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
982 I mean, it’s the Cretaceous Period. You’d think they’d have a vegetarian option in this day and age. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
983 Would you mind if I stepped back 20 feet and put my hands on the floor when the food comes? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
984 Do you ever get the feeling that people are staring at you? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
985 This is how our ancestors became extinct. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
986 8’10” is not 9’, Simon. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
987 How is it possible that I can’t get the waiters’ attention? 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
988 You're shorter than you look in your photos. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
989 Harold, you do realize that all the other brontosauruses are seated at high tables. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
990 I like the high ceiling. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
991 But you know I love lobster! What was so difficult about asking for a bib? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
992 Why would our waiter suggest prime ribs? Everyone knows we're vegetarians. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
993 When the check arrives, please don't have dinosaur arms." 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
994 Unless you ordered a tree, there’s no way they’re getting the food up here. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
995 I’ve longed for this moment alone with you. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
996 This dinner isn't the only thing not going to work out 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
997 Honey, straighten your tie. People are staring. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
998 I’m sorry, but it’s going to take a long time to digest this 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
999 Maybe we should neck up to the bar. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1000 Give it a minute to go down, I’ll tell you if there’s dairy in it. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1001 was that waiter being short with us? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1002 Okay, you were right. We should have opted for the high-top. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1003 But I thought you were an herbivore?!? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1004 How do you get YOUR food in your mouth? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1005 You ate the waiter. Now what? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1006 It’s ironic how plant based menus are finally in vogue 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1007 Stuart, I just don’t feel that our relationship is evolving 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1008 I thought this ‘high class dining’ would be different. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1009 What’s your elevator speech? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1010 Just remember to bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1011 Why are you looking at me as if a meteorite is about to hit you? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1012 Enough with postmodernism, David. I’m telling you; this is world is as real as it comes. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1013 Sorry,Oscar, but I've always wanted someone taller than me. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1014 Should I just stick my neck out and grab a waiter? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1015 The only thing I want here is the tree in the courtyard. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1016 I prefer a more elevated cuisine 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1017 "How's the weather up there?" Really? That joke's older than we are. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1018 What’s new in your neck of the woods 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1019 I'll have the Jurassic Pork! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1020 Why do they always bring us a Vegan menu ? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1021 You need to get your head out of the clouds,George! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1022 Its a shooting star, make a wish 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1023 What do you mean you don’t want kids because of climate change? That’s silly. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1024 Do you think this dress makes my neck look long? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1025 Could you pass the salt? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1026 You looked taller in the picture... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1027 It’s down there somewhere. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1028 These old clothes make us look like dinosaurs. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1029 I know work has been tough at the quarry, dear. Would it be easier for you if Mr. Flintstone lost some weight? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1030 Thank you. My eyes are up here, fella. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1031 Pray we won’t need a Heimlich, you remember last time. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1032 I'm so tired of people yelling, 'Down in front!', when we're at the movies. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1033 Gosh, it’s so refreshing to meet someone I see eye-to-eye with. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1034 Dear, we are older and our children call us dinosaurs, but we deserve some happiness before we fade into extinction. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1035 This table makes it very romantic but how are we supposed to eat? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1036 Do you think we can ask for longer forks? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1037 We can't afford to move to Aspen, think of our scarf budget alone! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1038 Finally we can see eye to eye. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1039 - You didn't touch your food! - What food? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1040 You and your 'finger food'... 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1041 Our life is good. I can’t imagine anything ever changing that. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1042 I think I stepped on our waiter. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1043 You sure this new diet drug is healthy? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1044 I told you to reserve a high top! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1045 Our relationship has been hit by an extinction-level event...but you'll always be my "thunder lizard". 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1046 Dessert? I’m still swallowing the appetizers. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1047 We may be extinct before he drops off the check. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1048 Should we try the low-hanging fruit? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1049 I fucked your bother. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1050 Evolution is overrated. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1051 Don’t look now, but the Smiths just walked in 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1052 Those little-neck clams sure sound good. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1053 Do you know if they served us yet? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1054 Let’s ask for straws. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1055 Is that your second Grasshopper? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
1056 Sometimes I think good manners are going extinct. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1057 This might be our only chance to try the pre-extinction special. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1058 Honey, that was a tall order. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1059 the mai tai just isn’t the same without the tiny umbrella 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1060 I wonder why they never offer us indoor seating. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1061 I hear this place has some great paleo options. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1062 I told you they didn’t serve trees at The Palm! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1063 Every time we order beer, he smirks and says there’s a special on long necks.” 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
1064 Let's skip the low-hanging fruit tonight. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1065 No wonder we're extinct 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1066 ‘Trust me honey, the leaves here are to die for.’ 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1067 We’re gonna need a bigger table. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1068 I just don't think the waiter heard us. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1069 I told you eating here would be a stretch. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1070 It was nice of them to seat us outside 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1071 Your browser history, Camels?! Giraffes?! What do they have that I don’t?! 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
1072 I really appreciate having someone who speaks and listens on my level. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1073 I took them long enough to seat us, but at least we got a table with a view 1.2243 0.04659 107 88 15 4
1074 Finally, a restaurant without ceiling fans. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1075 Wonder if they could move our table outside under a tree ... 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1076 Pronouncing French menu items is hard with a brain the size of a walnut. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1077 I prefer haute cuisine. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1078 If they drain the swamp, where does that put us? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1079 When did you first notice me? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1080 I don’t know which fork to use, either. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1081 I have tried to live by that thing Michelle Obama said — ‘when they go low we go high’ — but frankly it’s increasingly harder. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1082 It's nice to finally meet someone on my level. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1083 So, Digby, where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1084 Are we vegan or vegetarian? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1085 Ugh, this place is sooo Pleistoceney 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1086 Two long necks please 🍻 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1087 I've always enjoyed our elevated conversations 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1088 I’m glad that we see eye to eye on this 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1089 I'm so hungry I could eat a giraffe. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1090 This is so much nicer than that dinner cruise that Noah-somebody offered.” 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1091 The giraffe sounds good. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1092 Pass the salt. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1093 It seems like ages since we last did this. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1094 We're always seated next to the bathroom. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1095 That waitress was staring at us. Are you sure we haven't met herbivore? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1096 Why are our arms so short? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1097 Which do you think will go extinct first…you or the necktie? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1098 Let's not let another era go by before we have a date night. 1.2222 0.04969 81 66 13 2
1099 Just once, I'd like to get a table near the tar pit. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1100 Salad, salad, salad. Eight-five courses, and it's always salad. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1101 All those jokes about T-Rex and his short arms. Boy, don't we look silly. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1102 This won’t end well 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1103 I want this to work too but sometimes it feels like we’re living in the past. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1104 It's nice to finally meet someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1105 Shall we order little necks? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1106 Longer forks or lower ceilings. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1107 Wanna neck? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1108 I think all this asteroid nonsense is just the government trying to scare us. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1109 Did you see the smirk on the hostess's face when she asked if we preferred indoors or outdoors? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1110 This was nice for a change, but I still prefer the all-you-can-eat salad bar. 1.2209 0.05335 86 72 10 4
1111 What did he mean, "I hope you enjoy your last meal"? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1112 Please tell me your time machine can go backward. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1113 I'm eyeing the centerpiece. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1114 I hope the beers are long necks. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1115 So glad we paid for the extra neck room. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1116 Do you think they’ll shame us if we ask for straws? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1117 Can I eat the centerpiece? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1118 Mezzanine, second table over. The frittata is sublime and they're not looking. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1119 Your profile said you’d be taller. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1120 You can't see it from up here, but I'm wearing a really cute dress and I painted my toenails to match. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1121 We need to have a long talk. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1122 Your kidding! All mine are extinct too 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1123 And Dear, please don’t talk down to the waiter this time 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1124 I often feel a bit alien in this world. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1125 Let's try standing at the bar. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1126 I think I just laid an egg. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1127 I'm a Sagittarius, and scarves trigger me. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1128 Well I can’t read the menu from here either! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1129 These omnivore sized tables are a pain in my neck. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1130 Isn’t it nice to get out of the museum once in a while? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1131 Did you just ask me if I have a gag reflex? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1132 I prefer to date taller men. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1133 I’m still swallowing last anniversary’s dinner 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1134 I’m not sure we have a future 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1135 Next anniversary, you need to specify roof-top seating if you want to get lucky. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1136 Their Jurrassicc Pork is the best in the City 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1137 No- I don’t know how to get down to eat the salad either. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1138 I’m not sure how much longer we can keep up the ruse that we’re extinct. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1139 I know exactly how you felt. I was 7' 9" in middle school. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1140 His name is Rodan…we met in Tokyo… 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1141 It's a bit warm up here. Should we find a lower table? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1142 Enjoy yourself Honey,we might be extinct one day. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1143 I'm sorry. But I no longer feel the impact. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1144 Yes. I swallow. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1145 Do you think we can ask for straws? 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1146 This is the last time you'll select the restaurant. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1147 I thought we were going to go extinct before a table opened up. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1148 This place really is beneath us. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1149 I told you- this world isn't ready for us just yet. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1150 Can you spot our waiter? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1151 I hear there's a lovely meteor shower predicted this evening. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1152 If you can't stick your neck out for a friend ... what's the point? 1.2184 0.05019 87 72 12 3
1153 Try to act like you exist. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
1154 How can we be sure it's plant-based? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1155 I’ve trained a small primate to put my wristwatch on. What do you do? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1156 If we have to wait any longer we’ll turn into oil. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1157 Only one necktie tonight David? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1158 What, exactly, does the museum want us to donate? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1159 Myself, I prefer the tree top restaurants. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1160 And I said “climate change? Ridiculous, we’ll be here forever.” 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1161 Please, go ahead and start. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1162 What’s “going Deutch” mean, Sol? Is that one of your jokes again about us going extinct anyway? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1163 It's just hard to find someone on our level. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1164 I'm just glad you stepped on that butterfly. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1165 I want to see other dinosaurs. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1166 If we wait any longer for dinner to be served, we’ll be extinct. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1167 Restaurants no longer carry long straws, citing declining demand. It really dampens date night; it’s a viscous cycle. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1168 It’s only my second glass of wine, Alan. Stop breathing down my neck! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1169 Yes the plants are great here, but the views of the asteroid field are to die for! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1170 I don't usually start necking until the second date. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1171 I agree, turtlenecks draw stares. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1172 We’re going to go extinct waiting for our main courses. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1173 I have to keep telling him, "My eyes are up here." 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1174 Let's eat well and leave good-looking fossils. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1175 I've never met someone I could see eye to eye with until you. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1176 Let’s have it delivered 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1177 What's all this nonsense I hear about an asteroid heading our way? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1178 Give me a few minutes to digest this. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1179 She just never shuts up about it. I’m like, yea, well we’ve been vegan for 145 million years. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1180 next time get a high top 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1181 I forgot my glasses. Just ask for the specials. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1182 By the time it takes me to swallow , we’ll be done eating. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1183 I'm going back down, do you need anything? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1184 I thought we should go out in style! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1185 Feels like 100 million years since we've seen our waiter. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1186 No, I don’t want to neck. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1187 What? On our first date? That's REALLY a stretch! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1188 "We'll be extinct by the time dessert arrives..." 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1189 See if you can catch the waiter's eye. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1190 I have a confession. I’ve been seeing a giraffe on the side. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1191 You still don't know how to use a QR code? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1192 You say Bronto, I say Apato. 🎶 Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1193 The food here is taking really long to reach us. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1194 I like your tie. 1.2159 0.04104 88 70 18 0
1195 This place is top-rated for Paleo. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1196 Let,s neck 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1197 This place is beneath us. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1198 It’s over. And no, I’m not talking about the huge comet that will soon destroy us all, although in that sense, too, it is over… 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1199 I am so full, I think. Actually, I won't know for about 3 hours. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1200 Between the asteroid and the park closing, its been really hard to meet someone. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1201 Luscious love is for top minds. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1202 Do you think our veganism can save the planet? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1203 I really like you, but I really don't know how long it will last. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1204 I find myself yearning for a steak. 1.2157 0.03848 102 83 18 1
1205 I think I'll try some fish for a change. 1.2157 0.04323 102 84 16 2
1206 I'm so happy to finally meet someone who's on my level. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1207 I thought they would have better vegan options. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1208 How could you let them seat us at the children's table? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1209 I see how hard you are trying to not stare at my cleavage. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1210 Should we ask for longer forks? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1211 Don’t look now,but the paparazzi just saurus 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1212 I don’t care what the news said about some asteroid, I just want to know who makes these chairs we can actually sit on! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1213 I don’t understand. The reviews called it an “elevated dining experience”. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1214 How did you get your tie on without thumbs? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1215 So where's dessert? The waiter's treating us like we're extinct. 1.2151 0.04798 93 77 13 3
1216 Give it another 3 minutes for the food to reach your stomach and you won’t be hungry for dessert. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1217 How can you say that we no longer see eye to eye, Ralph? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1218 I want a divorce. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1219 I know it's pricey but it's also the only gastrolith pub in town. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1220 my nuts hurts 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1221 Why must they always place us at the kiddie table for family gatherings? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1222 My eyes are up here, Gerald. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1223 This would be a lot more romantic if we could eat what we ordered. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1224 This place hasn’t changed a bit since the early Mesozoic. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1225 call me old fashioned but still enjoy the fine dining experience 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1226 Nice place, but I like to see my food before I eat it. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1227 The ambiance is nice but I prefer their tree location. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1228 Yes, your neck does make your penis look small. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1229 I feel like we’re drifting. Your head is always in the clouds these days. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1230 « Try answering my question again without the dinosplaining » 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1231 You can order the steak if you want, dear, but I'll miss you when you're extinct. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1232 Why do the T-Rexes always order off-menu? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1233 Ok, but don’t make it obvious you’re looking. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1234 Come here for the fine dining, they said . I can’t even see my food . 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1235 I’m supposed to stop when I’m 80% full. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1236 I can't believe Joyce accused me of talking down to her. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1237 Plant based menu and no ceiling fans? I'd say that's a 5 star review waiting to happen. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1238 I’m just not in a place right now to save our species from extinction. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1239 Could we switch seats? That ceiling fan is blowing right on me! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1240 I told you to ask for a high top! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1241 Okay, Brad. I'll bite. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1242 Turn around but don't make it obvious! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1243 Now we just have to wait 65 million years for our waiter. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1244 It’s a shame you can’t see what I wore for this date. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1245 We can’t both take the high road 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1246 You know our arms are far to short for using utensils. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1247 How you don’t think it’s obvious when your staring at my breasts is beyond me 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1248 It has been a lovely dinner, but I still don't want to go necking with you at the tar pits. I don't know what gave you the idea I was that kind of girl. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1249 I was thinking about Little Neck clams. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1250 It’s been millions of years since we’ve dined out. Is it socially acceptable to ask for straws? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1251 Table with a view 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
1252 Your profile said 8’1” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1253 I feel as though the more civilized we become, the less likely we are to survive. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1254 The servings are small, but at it's paleo friendly. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1255 I can't believe you're bringing that up now. That was, like, 66 million years ago! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1256 Now remember, dear, when the server comes, don't look down on him! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1257 How about a tall drink? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1258 Always remember: The spoon goes to the mouth, not the mouth to the spoon! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1259 It was fine, but maybe not worth the 150 million year wait. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1260 This is my favorite fine dinosaur restaurant. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1261 Shall we get it to go? I' m feeling a bit of a sore throat and you know how long that could last. 1.2121 0.05030 99 85 9 5
1262 Did I ever tell you my first cousin was a giraffe? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1263 Why don't we just chuck it all, live on a small tropical island and run around naked? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1264 There’s no way that waiter can’t see us 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1265 Why they always put us in patio? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1266 Does this dress make my neck look long? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1267 Really! Ruth's Chris? Another Rex suggestion? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1268 When dinner finally reaches our stomach, we can decide if we have room for dessert. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1269 I find it hard to swallow why they would seat us at a table like this. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1270 After 65 million years it's so nice to find vegan fine dining and drinks served with really long straws? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1271 Do you think my dress makes me look extinct? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1272 Seeing eye to eye? Only for dinner. 1.2118 0.04458 85 69 15 1
1273 Soooo….do you know the Heimlich? If not, I’m out. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1274 George for the hundredth time I swear that's how you're supposed to wear a tie 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1275 Howard, do you think the waiter was threatening me with the Lava Cake? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1276 I hope they have a Vegan option 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1277 How do we tell Littlefoot about the divorce? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1278 Sure, he was a creationist, but he made me feel so young. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1279 I forgot to tell the babysitter not to let the kids play near the tar pits. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1280 So you couldn’t get a high top? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1281 I don’t know… what would you choose for your last meal? 1.2111 0.05119 90 76 10 4
1282 Only one flower between the two of us? I hate fine dining. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1283 Usually I can't see eye-to-eye with my dates 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1284 They always put us at the kid's table. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1285 I want to lay eggs with you. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1286 I wish they had longer utensils. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1287 I only wish that I had worn high heels. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1288 But the review said it was an elevated dining experience. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1289 I always get the spaghetti. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1290 Will you stop worrying about that damn meteor? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1291 On the plus side, it's so much easier to get a table since the extinction. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1292 Why do you keep saying, “This might be our last meal together?” 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1293 Are you certain this restaurant is vegetarian? 1.2105 0.04587 95 79 13 3
1294 Do I look fat? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1295 I like you too, but we need to face the fact that our arms are just too short to make this work. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1296 Why did you hesitate when I asked you if this dress made my neck look big? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1297 Not another word about climate change. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1298 Of course the other diners saw us! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1299 Why are we here? There's no salad bar! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1300 Happy 156th million anniversary, darling. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1301 Am I hungry? I haven't had a thing to eat in ages. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1302 Fred, I still can’t figure out why you asked for utensils? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1303 I think our waiter may have gone extinct. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
1304 the soup was nice, but it was cold by the time it reached my mouth 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1305 It’ll be another 3 hours before I know if I’m full or not 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1306 I think we must be from the same neck of the woods. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1307 My favorite book is Wuthering Heights. And yours? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1308 No soup for me, the spoon is always empty by the time I get it up here. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1309 C’mon honey, we’re above this. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1310 Did you see his face when I said I’m vegan? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1311 These drinks are too small. I'll order us a couple of longnecks. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
1312 Did the waiter just say his name was Flintstone?" 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1313 It feels like ages since we've seen each other. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1314 Remember we take turns eating 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1315 What you're telling me is hard to swallow. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1316 And they said we wouldn't last. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
1317 Take it from me they’re just not worth sticking your neck out for 1.2090 0.05004 67 55 11 1
1318 It just doesn't seem like a good time to be starting a family. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1319 Maybe we should have asked for a high top? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
1320 You looked taller on Tinder. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1321 So you said something about a meteor? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1322 Generous portions my bronto sore ass! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
1323 Alright then, genius, how do YOU think we should get this food into our mouths? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
1324 Linguine? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1325 When you go low, I’ll go high. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1326 you looked different in your photo. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
1327 Almost didn’t recognize you without the beard 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1328 You know what? You were right. The view here is amazing! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1329 Am I full? How would I know? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1330 If the salad bar and breadsticks are unlimited, how do they always run out? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1331 Now that I feel more evolved, I occasionally sample something from the Small Mammal Appetizers. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1332 Your profile said you were 9’ 7” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1333 You ordered a convertible Uber, right Dan? 1.2078 0.05008 77 64 11 2
1334 I'm certainly not going to stick my neck out and recommend this restaurant! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1335 I'm glad you have a convertible. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1336 So, provided a giant rock doesn’t fall out of the sky and kill us both, what are your plans for the future? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1337 I’m pretty sure our kids will have long necks as well. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1338 Honey, I think I've got something caught in my throat! 1.2073 0.04504 82 67 14 1
1339 Let me know in a few hours if you have room for dessert. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1340 I prefer Central Park’s upscale vegan dining. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1341 I guess the algorithm really does work, 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1342 Would it kill them to use a larger font on these menus? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1343 I come here for the atmosphere. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1344 We really should have requested a high top 1.2073 0.04827 82 68 12 2
1345 I just realized I forgot our straws in the car 1.2073 0.06193 82 71 5 6
1346 I never thought we'd be compatible. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1347 You think the waiter will see us? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1348 It’s nice to meet someone on my level 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1349 I never know how to get the waiters’ attention here. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
1350 I hope they serve very tall food or have very long forks. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1351 Do you really think in a million years anyone will care about our political affiliations? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1352 Dining out is a stretch. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1353 This is awkward. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1354 I’ve been thinking about stepping down from the Senate, what are your thoughts? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
1355 You looked taller in your picture. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1356 I guess ordering lobster is out of the question. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1357 You stink”. Did you say I stink? No I said , “You’re extinct” 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1358 I hate it when the entrè arrives before the appetizer reaches my stomach 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1359 Just think, hun, what if that asteroid hit us. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1360 Are you on your phone? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1361 They're out of trees. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
1362 The sales rep from Sinclair said we will be stars. I told him we’ll think about it. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
1363 I REALLY stuck my neck out to keep this date!! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
1364 It's been a long time since I've met someone I can see eye to eye. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1365 We’re both vegans Greg, you don’t have to make a big deal out of it. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
1366 In a millennia or so, the giraffes will love this place. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1367 I just started digesting yesterday’s breakfast. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
1368 I think I'm in a state of affairs that's soooo easy—it's difficult. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
1369 Your nightmare is a comet hitting the planet. 1.2055 0.04344 73 59 14 0
1370 Well, I'm just glad to be here. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1371 I don’t do that, actually. I have a very sensitive gag reflex 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1372 So is it "D-eye-noe" or "Dee-no"? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
1373 You know this can’t last. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
1374 I finally got us reservations. But I feel we should have accepted the invite to Noah's boat party. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1375 A steakhouse David, really? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
1376 I tried the Paleo diet. Now I'm doing the Mezozoic. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1377 I'm not wearing any shoes." "Me. neither. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1378 Wait, this is a steak house? 1.2051 0.04224 78 63 15 0
1379 Do you have any idea what we ordered? 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
1380 It’s wonderful to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1381 Wow, if I don't get my meal soon, I'm going to go extinct. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1382 It's not you, it's the asteroid. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1383 Why do they always sit us at the kiddie table? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1384 Next time let's get a high-top. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1385 I told you to request a high-top! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
1386 It is so great to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1387 I think we’re living proof that if you work hard the top shelf becomes quite accessible. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1388 Do you ever wonder where the natural gas for gas ranges comes from ? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
1389 Tastes like chicken. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
1390 I've always looked down on all this modern technology too! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1391 Why did they seat us at the kid's table? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1392 I wish we had sat at a high top 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1393 You dip down and I'll feed you; then we'll switch. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1394 What do you say we splurge for haute cuisine next time? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1395 I don't think we have a future together... or apart. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1396 Don’t be so paranoid. Nothing is going to happen when that meteor hits. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1397 The service is terrific but I am afraid I find the food inedible. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1398 My doctor says I should go paleo. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1399 To be honest, Harold, I knew we weren't going to be able to eat here when I saw the forks. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1400 We could get ice cream... or check out this meteor that's supposed to be visible tonight. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1401 Do you ever get tired of being seated outside? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
1402 Our waiter just assumed I'm a vegetarian. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1403 I’m sorry Phil, but I only date tall guys. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1404 This place has great atmosphere. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1405 Chew the fried pickles well. Heimlich is useless. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1406 But I’ve always stuck my neck out for you. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1407 I say we get the salad 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1408 Don't you just lovvve the spaghetti here??? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1409 Your neck is longer than mine 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1410 You know what they say about neck size. 1.2043 0.04473 93 77 14 2
1411 You know Fred and Barney are gay in real life. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1412 At the very least, we see eye to eye. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1413 Well aren’t you a tall, tall, tall drink of water? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1414 Shoot, I forgot my straw, oh! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1415 …but the portion are so small 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1416 After dinner,want to go down to the tarpits and neck? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
1417 Don't worry about it. No one can see the spinach stuck in your teeth way up here. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
1418 Your profile said 60 feet. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
1419 So now we've invented dining. What next? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
1420 There's no way I am eating spaghetti tonight! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
1421 So where do you see us in the future? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
1422 David, I’ve been thinking about getting a neck job . . . 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
1423 Yes, I have a watch. Not the same as knowing the time." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1424 You can be such a mammoth's ass at the worst time. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1425 If we order 'off-menu,' we can eat the ferns over the bar. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1426 You just can’t find these places any longer. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1427 Does my neck look long in this dress? 1.2027 0.05435 74 63 8 3
1428 I think we overdressed. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1429 Next time, get us a table in the scaffold section. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1430 I don’t know, when did you last hear from Nessie? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1431 A tall latte. You? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1432 Honey,these cycad tapas are too tiny! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1433 She says we look down on them. I say they're just a pain in the you know what. The neck of course, I mean the neck. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1434 Shall we tip when it is over, or just tip over? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1435 Oh, I know, right? Ceiling fans are the absolute worst. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
1436 I like the atmosphere,but the service is positively glacial. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1437 Forget about today’s problems. Remember that things always get better in the long-term. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1438 Really long forks would be nice … and prehensile thumbs. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1439 I long for you. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1440 We need to stop the stretching exercises. 1.2025 0.05518 79 68 7 4
1441 How much more do we need to evolve? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1442 What a coincidence we have acid reflux in common. 1.2025 0.04894 79 66 11 2
1443 You've been practicing your Windsor knot. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1444 My eyes are up here, Mark. 1.2025 0.04369 79 65 13 1
1445 Well get used to the new me, Charles. I eat meat and I’m not sorry. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1446 Have you noticed how slow the service is? 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1447 Thanks for looking me up. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1448 These chairs are amazingly strong, aren't they? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1449 I'm afraid you're just too old for me. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1450 Frankly Bill, I'm finding that a little hard to swallow 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1451 It is so nice to finally meet someone who sees eye to eye about global warming. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1452 I recommend the littleneck clams. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1453 Even AI has banned straws. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
1454 Do you think we could ask to be moved to a high-top? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1455 Dinner dates with sauropods: necks-level romance. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1456 My ex and I just weren't seeing eye to eye. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1457 You looked Jurassic in your profile photo. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1458 Glad we finally see eye-to-eye. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1459 Honestly, in this environment, I wouldn't stick my neck out. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1460 I like it here. It's like going back into a different epoch. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1461 So, you wanna neck? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1462 I heard the lava cake here is to die for. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1463 Honey, steak in a vegan restaurant is a bit of a tall order. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1464 I had such lofty expectations. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1465 Would you like to try the littleneck clams? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1466 We've come a long way since carbon dating. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1467 You should have been more specific when asking the genie to make us two feet taller! 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1468 We should have ordered a bigger table. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1469 Yes, I feel the same way. My first date in 100 million years. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1470 I suggest for dessert we order the Mile High Pie. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1471 I know we're herbivores, but what the heck is chevril? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1472 No I don't see our waiter but honestly, how can he not see us? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1473 I love it here. I'm afraid that we will need the Heimlich again, that's all. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1474 But, we do see eye to eye … 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1475 Gosh, it's been such a long time. I thought I was the only one out there. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
1476 Evolution has not been good to us. Our arms are too short" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
1477 I wonder why they seated us at a kids' table? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1478 Yes,we should. But,I don’t want to stick my neck out. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
1479 Is it my imagination,or have we been here a long time? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1480 The world just isn't designed for people of size. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1481 Sometimes it feels strange to be so fr above it all! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1482 Just because we are not technologically advanced , it doesn't mean we are dinosaurs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
1483 I’m glad we see eye to eye on this! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1484 Let's start with tall drinks, OK? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1485 Not tonight. I have a sore throat. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1486 What’s this about astroids and eating dessert first? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1487 In my case, it was my third great-grandmother 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1488 Oh com’on. Bacon doesn’t count. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1489 I miss plastic straws 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1490 A little bit goes a long way. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1491 So are you a believer or denier in melting permafrost? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
1492 Don't look, but I think that's Sam Neill over there. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1493 Have we even seen our waiter? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1494 Don't get the spaghetti next time. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1495 My ex is having me swallowed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1496 I'm not comfortable eating in a place called The Asteroid Cafe. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1497 How about Loch Ness for our Honeymoon? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
1498 I told you that we should have made a reservation at 'The Rainforest Cafe.' 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1499 We'll be extinct before we get the bill. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1500 I think I’m going to order the treetops with the parmesan cheese and garlic. The dressing on the side 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1501 You have quite an elevated palette. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1502 At these prices, you'd think they would give us straws! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1503 Told you we should have got take-out 1.2000 0.04240 90 74 15 1
1504 I've had it up to here with the lousy service. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1505 I don’t think you’re going to like the bathroom. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1506 After dinner, can we stop at a gas station to pay our respect to our ancestors? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1507 I don’t feel right bringing children into this dying world. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1508 I'm starving and ready to order. Do you think the waiter saw us? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1509 This was long overdue, love 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1510 I think I have something stuck in my throat my throat, my throat 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1511 Oh, the only thing I can smell is your breath. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1512 High minded conversation 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1513 Don't look but T-Rex over there can't even reach his cutlery" 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
1514 I just think it’s ridiculous to charge $38 for a plate of leaves. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1515 Thank goodness they got rid of the ceiling fans in this place! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1516 So, tell me Edward, Where have you been hiding all this time? Under the rocks? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1517 And so the natural history museum instantly regretted their choice of taxidermists 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1518 I’m sorry Gerald, but my mind is made up. I’ve been unhappy since the Jurassic Period. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1519 Let’s keep it light and not discuss extinction theories on the first date. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1520 Oh, I don’t think that big rock in the sky is going to hit us at all. Liberal snowflakes. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1521 Should we head back down for dessert? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1522 BYOB, I say again and again. And he still forgets the bibs! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1523 I much prefer the burn of reposado going down. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1524 Bobby Flayceratops gave the Jurassic Pork 5 stars. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1525 The waiter was nice enough but I'm not sure about the upper atmosphere. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1526 I’m not especially fond of soup. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1527 Gotta love dating in your 40's. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1528 Of course I’m ordering spaghetti. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1529 Do you even know what Chateaubriand is? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1530 What a nice place-- I thought they weren't going to open it until at least the Cretaceous period." 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1531 I have esophageal reflux also. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
1532 Sorry if I sound a little hoarse, I have 32 frogs in my throat. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1533 I thought you said this place was high-end? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1534 I thought I specifically asked you to get us a high top table Gerald? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1535 We’ll take the long-neck island iced tea, and make it a double. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1536 This diners sour. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1537 Do you ever wonder if we’re vegan by choice or because we’re supposed to be? 1.1977 0.05183 86 75 7 4
1538 What do you mean you forgot where we parked. We don't have a car. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
1539 I love how thoughtful you are even with your walnut sized brain. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1540 Vegetarian fine dining is so hard to find. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1541 test 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1542 Oh, sweetie, I wish we could take this moment and preserve it forever... 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1543 Don't know if you're interested,but I'll stick my neck out and ask "your place or mine" 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1544 I thought I asked for a straw. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1545 I don't know about "neverending," but the pasta should last us into the Paleozoic Era. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1546 I hear there’s a meteor shower tonight. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1547 The doctor said it was altitude sickness, but I'm going to ask for a second opinion 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1548 our soup is taking forever 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1549 Can we do that thing where we take a pic and make our necks look like a heart? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1550 I lied about my height. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1551 I don't know what happened. The food was wonderful when I was here in the Pleistocene. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1552 Evolution hasn’t got us to fine dining yet. We better do takeout. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
1553 A salad? You have that all the time at home! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1554 I never thought I’d long for the days of outdoor seating. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
1555 A crook in my neck seems to affect my whole body! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1556 Why the long neck? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1557 Did you see the look on the waiter's face when we asked for Vegan options? Such a condescendasaurus. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1558 Let’s start with a nice tall drink 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1559 I think ordering soup was a bad idea. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1560 It's been 175 million years since we ordered. Do you think they've forgotten us? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1561 And they say romance is going extinct. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1562 I guess saying vegan more trendy than herbivore. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1563 Why is Barney purple? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1564 Well darn it Jim, we should have ordered the seafood tower. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1565 You looked taller in your pics 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1566 It's so nice to find a restaurant with no ceiling fans! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
1567 The asteroid shower ☄️ is a sweet touch. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1568 When our server comes by, ask for the large-print menu. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
1569 Nice presentation, but aren’t we vegetarians? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
1570 We haven’t seen our server in an eon. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1571 What’s going on with you lately? You’re eating more and more like a bird. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1572 This isn’t a contest honey, we both have short arms and nose’s where they don’t belong 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1573 Now where’s stegosaurus with the plates? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
1574 I'm getting sick of the paleo diet. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
1575 For the 150 millionth time, Happy Anniversary. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
1576 I don't want anything that's on the endangered species list. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
1577 Are we too late for the pterodactyl special ? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
1578 That's hard to swallow! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
1579 Tapas was a mistake 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
1580 Service is going to be kind of slow after what I just did in the ladies' room. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1581 We date back to the Thecodontosaurus on my mother’s side. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1582 At last! A date who will look me in the eye when I speak to him…. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1583 No Shirt, No Shoes." I'm surprised they let us in 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1584 When is the next evolutionary stage for furniture designers? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
1585 Wow! The New Yorker wants to print my recipe! 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1586 What's plan B? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1587 I'm glad you stuck your neck out and asked me to this dinner date 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1588 I'm finding it hard to adapt. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1589 You're telling me that the thrill is gone after only 6 billon years? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1590 Not sure about the food, but I like the atmosphere. 1.1957 0.04946 92 79 9 4
1591 It’s just so nice to finally find someone I see eye-to-eye with. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1592 Wanna go back to the car and neck? 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1593 I love you because you are truly interested in my mind... not just about necking. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1594 Hard for me to find someone that I see eye to eye with! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1595 We are done. Just heard Noah won't take us into his Ark. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1596 It smells good, even from here. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1597 Well this won’t work. I only date men who are shorter than me. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
1598 I’ve forgotten what we ordered. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1599 When dining out, they're all microgreens... 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1600 Do you think this V-neck makes my neck look long? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1601 The waiter’s ladder was a little much. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1602 “The forks and in this restaurant are way too short! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1603 I'm so glad we see eye to eye on this 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1604 If we don't see the waiter in the next five minutes I'll go extinct! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1605 Well, that was a perfectly lovely 150million year anniversary dinner” 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1606 An asteroid is coming, Hank. Dammit, I’m having dessert! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1607 It's not you. It's the halitosis. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1608 The food was pretty low. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1609 These dating apps are such a pain in the neck 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1610 Honey, you haven’t said anything about my new necklace 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1611 What’s a short neck tie then? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
1612 I thought getting in the cab was going to be the biggest obstacle tonight. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1613 I told you, always ask for the high top. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1614 Carl. My eyes are up here. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1615 Make sure you eat your greens. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
1616 Perhaps more forethought for our CRISPER experiments, Dr. Roberts? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1617 I think highly of you. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1618 I’ve been thinking about a neck tattoo! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1619 I know we've moved on, but I miss the swamp. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1620 At least we will be able to see the movie. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1621 I suppose we can eat off the other tables. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
1622 These tasting menus are a pain in the neck! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1623 I hear the long-neck clams are good. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
1624 Herb, I'm starting to think we're not the fittest. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1625 Pretty elegant. But don't you think Extinct an unusual name for a restaurant? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1626 Dude, you lied on your dating profile. You're only 19 feet, 8 inches tall! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1627 I hope this place is more traditional than the last - I can't stand that new 'Paleo' cuisine. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1628 Did I really need to ask for my Tom Collins to be served tall? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1629 We’re going to go extinct by the time the waiter comes back. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1630 I still don't understand why they didn't seat us at a high-top. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1631 Yes, Brian, it's an existential issue, but for once can we just avoid the subject of ceiling fans? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1632 Is it just me, or have the portions here gotten smaller? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1633 Did you say: your ex? Think! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1634 Just to be clear,I don’t neck on the first date! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1635 Call me a dinosaur, but I love an old fashioned date. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1636 The paleontologists are in for a big surprise. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1637 My eyes are way, way up HERE. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1638 ‘I wonder why we’re the only ones here? I mean I heard there was a meteor coming, but it’s probably fake news!” 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1639 Finally, vegan options 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1640 I hate when they just assume I don't want chopsticks. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1641 Props to whoever built these chairs. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1642 Honey, do not yell at the waiter, he’s probably new and hasn’t used the ladder before. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1643 That's a hard meal to swallow. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1644 Well the egg came first of course. And what the heck is a chicken? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1645 I always knew we were high society. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
1646 My ex and I just didn't see eye-to-eye. You know how triceratops are. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1647 I'm glad I found a date that can look to me neck to neck. 1.1939 0.04268 98 82 14 2
1648 Remind me, have we been seated? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1649 But your profile said you were 68 foot 7. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1650 What a coincidence! My dad is the elephant and my mom is the giraffe. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
1651 I think we made a mistake ordering finger foods. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1652 Eyes up here big guy. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
1653 After dinner, what say we do a little necking? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1654 Farm to table? What about hand to mouth? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1655 Now that we’re here, how do we eat? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1656 You have something in your teeth. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1657 Next time ask for a high top. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1658 Okay, you were right, they REALLY don’t like you! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1659 Charles, I don't understand. You're transitioning to becoming a carnivore? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1660 I still can't believe you swiped right. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1661 I am thinking that an appetizer would be a stretch. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1662 Fatten up? Perish the thought! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1663 Let's enjoy this -- I remember a time when a fine restaurant wouldn't seat us. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1664 Well, it’s been a long time. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1665 Are we being overlooked? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
1666 Everything was delicious but the portions are so small 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1667 Hunny, how exactly is this suppose to work?! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1668 ”Finally, someone I can see eye to eye with. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1669 It’s so long since I last dated, I feel like a dinosaur. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1670 I'll just have a palm tree. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1671 Wanna neck later? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1672 I'll just have a salad. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
1673 I can’t reach my fork… 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1674 When your blind date is neck and neck with your expectations! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1675 I always come here for High Tea. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1676 I hate to bring this up but this could be our last supper. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
1677 You didn’t even notice the new necklace 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1678 I hope they have long forks this time 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1679 And keep your voice down so our little waiter can hear you. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1680 I've never felt more seen. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1681 When he says his neck isn’t the largest part of him but you’re at a fancy restaurant and trying to keep it together and remain classy. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1682 I never see eye to eye with anyone except you, dear 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1683 Tall tales, small talks 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1684 It's so refreshing to finally be out on a date with someone who's at my level 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1685 This WILL be the death of us! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1686 I really like the high ceilngs in this place. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1687 At the risk of sounding condescending, I think we’re above this place. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1688 I truly believe that our plant-based diet will assure the longevity of our species 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1689 But you never stick your neck out for me! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1690 Don’t humiliate me at the salad bar again. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1691 High heels hurt my feet. Why? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1692 Luckily, you're a beer gal. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1693 Room for dessert? I'll know in a minute. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1694 I’ll go out with you again but no ceiling fans. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1695 I'm complaining to the manager. First off, we're Brachiosaurs, and second, why does every waiter think he was the first dinosaur to say he'd be back with our food "bronto?" 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
1696 We were vegan way before it was cool. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1697 We just don’t have enough in common. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1698 I have a sore throat. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1699 I know it's expensive, Frank, but hey, we could get hit by an asteroid tomorrow." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1700 We may be the oldest couple in here... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1701 Could you move the table back 40 feet, dear? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1702 That was our waiter? Oops,I thought he was our appetizer. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1703 Do you think anyone notices we're not extinct? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1704 We are over 150 million years old, but still they seat us at the kids’ table. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1705 It’s been ages since we’ve gone out to dinner. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1706 Long story short, we should do takeout next time. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1707 It's so nice to meet another close talker. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1708 By the time our server gets here we will be extinct 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1709 I haven’t seen you in so long I thought you’d gone extinct 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1710 ...and you live in Loch Ness all year round? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1711 I don’t see leafy greens on the menu. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1712 Could you ask the waiter for a straw? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1713 On the Dinodates website you posted you enjoyed rubbernecking. Have you seen any interesting accidents lately? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1714 Would you still love me if I decided to go carnivore? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
1715 I can't reach my mouth. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1716 I think we might be related. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1717 I love you, but I’m not sticking my neck out for you again. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
1718 It’s nice to go on a date with someone my age. My last date was a fossil. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1719 "Ask the waiter for a straw." 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1720 Is it just me or is that michelin star getting closer and closer? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1721 Should we ask for an additional table on the balcony? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1722 I should really wear more necklaces. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1723 Personification is the worst form of flattery for our kind. Don’t you agree? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1724 maybe next time we reserve earlier to get the high top 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1725 we must have evolved in France 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
1726 I hope they have long forks here... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
1727 Necking!? Are you kidding me? What, do you have a death wish? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
1728 Honestly, I didn't think it would take eons to be served. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
1729 Shall we have a look at the dessert tree? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
1730 Why didn't you book a high top table? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
1731 You’ve got something on your chin… 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
1732 If you come up with a silly caption about necking, we're done. 1.1905 0.05258 105 92 6 7
1733 Do you think they have chop sticks? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
1734 My eyes are up here, Dennis. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1735 This plant-based cuisine is out of sight! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
1736 Barry, I’ve told you I’m strictly paleo at the moment 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1737 I thought you were going to wear that scarf I bought you 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1738 The reviews explicitly said “elevated dining experience.” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
1739 Finally some decent plant-based options. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1740 His name's Irwin. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1741 The movie was fun but the part about the meteor was a bit much… 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1742 We should have insisted on long stem glasses. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1743 The East Side has changed a lot since COVID. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1744 How come Gloria's husband could afford to get her a turtleneck? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1745 Alright, we can kiss. But no necking. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1746 Can we go to high tea next time instead? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1747 Honey, the world is burning, so we might as well enjoy our tea. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1748 Really, we’ve GOT to take our commitment to vegetarianism seriously, even if it IS our anniversary!” - S. DeVico 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1749 Do you think this necklace makes my neck look too long? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1750 No, I'm not interested in necking. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1751 Can you tell what time my watch says it is? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1752 This place has gone downhill in the last 200 million years. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
1753 Our waiter is familiar with the Heimlich 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1754 I hope they have some paleo options on the menu. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1755 I just hope the spaghetti strands are long enough 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1756 …and then the uber driver said, he has no sunroof. Some people, sheesh… 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1757 It appears they’re short-staffed tonight. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1758 Does this dress make my butt look big? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1759 The atmosphere is great, but how do we get to the food? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1760 It'll be tomorrow before I know if this food agrees with me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1761 By the time this meal gets to my stomach, we'll be extinct. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1762 When we first met, I was petrified. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1763 It's nice to date someone I can see eye to eye with for once. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1764 I'm glad that we see eye to eye." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1765 The vegan option was only so-so. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
1766 I'm tired of these asteroid impact supply chain excuses. How hard is it to keep long straws in stock? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1767 I love it when you look at me like that. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1768 You brought me to a vegan restaurant! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1769 Why didn’t you reserve a high top table? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
1770 I'm glad they had outdoor seating. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1771 "I didn't know the dating ap could do such a good job!" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1772 Are we the only ones left who take the long view? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1773 I'm hoping the seafood tower is on the menu. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1774 Eat it? I can't even smell it! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1775 Honey, I truly understand your issue with your necktie. Likewise, I never know where I need to put my necklace on my neck” 👔 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1776 I don't care if it's a fancy restaurant, I'm going to ask for a straw” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1777 Oh my darling, I’ll put my neck on the line for you💕 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1778 Giraffe — what an indulgence. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1779 Hurry up and pop the question before we become extinct! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1780 ...and we both own convertibles! Wow, we have so much in common. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1781 This is one of those times I wish we weren't vegan. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1782 Let 's hope what we've ordered has no peanuts 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1783 Plant eaters live longer. Way longer. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1784 I’m glad you finally asked me to dinner, Carl. I didn’t know if you were ghosting me or if you just went extinct. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1785 I have to tell you, I've started seeing a T-Rex. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1786 Now isn't this better than being in the grass? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1787 We should've eaten at home, Herb. I told you coming here would be a tall order. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
1788 Glad we see eye to eye on this. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1789 I thought this was going to be elevated dining 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1790 We never entwine anymore ... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1791 I know this is a nice restaurant but is it wrong that I just want a 6ft party sub? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1792 Everyone is staring at us like we're prehistoric or something 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1793 You just can’t get a good salad in the city anymore. I’m seriously thinking about going carnivore. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1794 …so I just don’t think you’re a real vegan unless you strip the bugs off the leaves 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1795 Hey, up here! 1.1882 0.04878 85 73 9 3
1796 You'd think a white-tablecloth place would have more comfortable seating 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
1797 Once we lean down to eat, our heart will be perfected. We’re meant for each other I guess. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1798 I feel like you really see me. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1799 If just once I could see what we ordered. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1800 I can't wait to try their 'Ginkgo Leaves'" 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1801 You’re a nice guy, but I don’t see a future with you. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
1802 Be honest, does this dress make me look long? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1803 Did you ever notice how the bigger dinosaurs always end up at the smaller tables. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1804 Yes, we've come a long way, but I still worry about the future of our species. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1805 Let's ask for longer forks. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
1806 Your profile said you were 6 feet tall... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
1807 So you picked this table? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1808 Do you think this one will have the right size straws? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1809 I just googled: restaurants with high ceilings 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
1810 The food just isn't up to our level. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1811 I had a tiny bit of work done on my neck. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
1812 Yes, you may pay for dinner. But, no necking! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1813 And here I thought elevated dining was all but extinct. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
1814 I live for the soul who will fall into my abyss, as I gaze into his. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1815 What’s the etiquette for the spaghetti course? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
1816 And I told myself Barbara, honey, you’ve got the neckline for it - wear the pearls. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
1817 Can you see whether I'm wearing my pearls or my diamonds? I forgot my binoculars. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1818 No, it was Tolstoy. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1819 I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t hear a word he said 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1820 I can’t see anyone else when I’m with you 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1821 Would you like some tea, Rex? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
1822 If you see the waiter, I need a 13-foot spoon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1823 Next time I’m picking the place. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
1824 I feel like we’ve just outgrown each other. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1825 I forgot my glasses. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
1826 You know how I feel about public displays of necking, Brian! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
1827 I don’t know about this place. By the time dinner reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1828 What do I think? Seven courses anywhere in the City and we still need the entire Botanical Garden, that's what I think. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1829 Honestly, I just can’t get behind this whole Climate Change thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1830 Happy 66 millionth anniversary. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1831 I'm rethinking this "blending-in-with-humans thing. Unlike us, the vast majority are not vegetarians. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1832 Speed dating is so tough. By the time we've swallowed a bite it's on to the next table! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1833 I need more necklaces. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1834 Wanna make out? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
1835 It's nice to finally meet someone with a similar point of view. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1836 I thought this was supposed to be an "elevated dining experience." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1837 Life without meteors. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1838 Just don't say you'll stick your neck out for them, that's cultural appropriation. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
1839 I'm really not sure this dining out thing is for us. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1840 Thank goodness chivalry isn't extinct. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1841 Well, I always say Carpe Diem! You never know what’s just around the corner! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1842 Well, it looked good when I saw it on Instagram… 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1843 It's so romantic to eat tiny food at a fancy restaurant. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1844 It's my cheat night so I'm having the steak. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
1845 I’ll have the ton of fuckin leaves as well 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1846 F***, marry, kill…. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1847 so you're eating meat now? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
1848 No, I never understood why they named him ‘Deep Throat’ either. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
1849 At this rate, I just hope dessert arrives before the late Cretaceous. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1850 Well Wilma Flintstone told me they were dino friendly. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1851 Without straws, we're kind of screwed. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1852 And then I said lower your voice. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1853 I just feel you don’t really extend yourself on my behalf. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
1854 I think we might be stretching this dinner 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1855 Finally, someone with whom I see eye to eye 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1856 Bigger isn’t always better. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
1857 Ready to duck out? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1858 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1859 We are looking more alike every single day. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1860 I hate when they bring the main course before we finish swallowing the salad. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1861 Maybe after dinner we could go over to my place and neck? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1862 Why do they always assume we’re vegetarian? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1863 Why can’t we just have a nice meal before we go extinct? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1864 These days having an existential crisis seem rather evolutionary. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1865 deep talks, 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1866 I thought you said there’d be foliage 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1867 You won’t believe the short men I meet 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1868 At least we see eye to eye 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1869 17’!? Why you’re barely 15’8”!!! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1870 By the time you bite it's cold already. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1871 Your sense of style is prehistoric. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1872 It's hard to find a vegan restaurant that stands above the rest. 1.1852 0.05003 81 70 8 3
1873 I’m so glad to meet someone who’s on the same level. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1874 Isn't evolution supposed to make these kinds of adjustments? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1875 We may need a straw 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1876 Yes, and such small portions. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1877 The portions look tiny. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1878 The portions seemed small. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1879 Do you think anyone will notice our comeback? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
1880 What’s an appropriate meal when facing obliteration by a comet? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1881 Not having opposable thumbs is the least of our problems 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1882 At last! I NEVER thought I'd meet a MAN with MY neck! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1883 Why didn’t you ask for the hightop? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1884 ‘Eat faster, there a asteroid coming’ 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1885 Maybe this time you can try a fork instead of chopsticks? …I don’t want to be on the news again 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1886 But if we let the romance go extinct Brian, what happens next? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1887 I'm not sure, but I think I'm choking. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1888 ‘I’ll still be hungry for seven more minutes.’ 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1889 Aren't we on cloud 9 right now? 🥰 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1890 Is this our last dinner? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1891 We’re herbivores, Larry. If you order that steak, we’re getting a divorce! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1892 I'm SO tired of being treated like we don't exist. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1893 Stop worrying, I think the tie looks great. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
1894 What's happening down there? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1895 It's not just that pill. All pills are hard to swallow. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1896 It does seem like we were made for each other. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
1897 I don't think we're going to make it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
1898 I know it's romantic, but if we want to eat, we have to move further from the table 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
1899 Are you going to eat that last flower? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
1900 I’m sorry, Bob. I’ve met someone else. A giraffe. I just love that he doesn’t natter on about asteroids and tar pits, and all your doomsday obsessions. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
1901 I really prefer a high top. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1902 I always order the little neck clams! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1903 Our paths would never have crossed had our eyes not met across a crowded room 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1904 We are living proof that love is not extinct. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1905 I’m so glad we see eye to eye on current events. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1906 I didn't know he was the waiter, I thought it was our main course. 1.1842 0.04852 76 65 9 2
1907 We're not aloof. We can't help that they're beneath us. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1908 Slow down. This is just a first date and you are already talking about necking. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1909 Sometimes splitting dessert makes me feel old. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1910 I stopped ordering drinks ever since they banned straws. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1911 But do you ever really stick out your neck for me? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1912 Finally, a quiet night away from the eggos. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1913 I’m so glad we always see eye to eye on things. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1914 Oh my God?! We’re actually neck & neck. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1915 When I said, “Let’s go out to eat,” I meant outside. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1916 My last date was a meat eater, which made the waiter extremely uncomfortable. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1917 Not sure if I'm full....the food hasn't reached my stomach yet. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1918 Would you like to come back to my place for a little necking? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1919 So whats your asteroidological sign? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1920 It’s so nice talking face to face with you 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1921 What's this, a joke? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1922 I want a divorce,Reginald. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
1923 Any intelligent designer would have given us longer arms to match. And who needs tails anymore? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1924 You know, it’s rude to look down on the wait staff. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1925 „So…how do we do this?“ 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
1926 I like what they've done with the ceiling after the renovation 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1927 Could you hear the specials? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1928 Just so you know upfront, I'm not into necking. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1929 Didn't you say this was an elevated dining experience? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1930 I think I should check in with the egg sitter again. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1931 Vacation at Loch Ness," you told me. "It'll be fun," you told me. And now, as soon as we finish dinner we'll have to go out and pose for pictures yet again 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1932 I suppose you know this is our last supper? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1933 Look at those pathetic little flowers. You'd expect some long stem roses in a joint liethis, 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1934 I’m not sure what’s more difficult: seeing if the food is vegan, or then getting it up to my mouth. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1935 So what if the Swans are here. It's not a competition Leslie. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1936 We should've taken the high top. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
1937 Seriously, I'm looking for someone who will stick around. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1938 It's tough, always having to figure out what your stomach will be hungry for in half an hour. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1939 $20 cocktails, $30 salad, boy we really do have small brains. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1940 I wanted indoor seating. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1941 You seem very nice to me, but they all say you're not for real. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1942 Hope tree tops are on the menu. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1943 I think we should see other people. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1944 Did you know this neighborhood used to just be blue-collar herbivores 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1945 I would have expected more plant-based options. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1946 Honey does this outfit make my neck look long? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1947 To think we worried about asteroids…. 1.1831 0.05424 71 62 6 3
1948 Did you bring your glasses? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1949 The portions are so small. Is the universe trying to tell us something? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1950 I think it’s time for us to move on to something more than just necking. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1951 I think it’s all over for us, Herb. 1.1829 0.04633 82 70 10 2
1952 I can’t see our waiter anywhere. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1953 Nice high ceilings here! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1954 Think I'll have my spaghetti without the meatballs. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1955 At least this place has good atmosphere. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1956 The food here is terrific. I just wish the tables were taller. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
1957 I appreciate the eye contact, but every once in a while , it would be ok to stare at my breasts. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1958 It's just so noisy with these high ceilings. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1959 I like a guy who is taller than me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1960 I know they're our friends, but if they start in with 'no one knows for sure whether the Earth has gotten warmer', I'm leaving. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1961 Dear, let’s coordinate our bites better, I’m still dealing with my concussion from last week 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1962 The long neck clams are amazing this time of year 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1963 Wheres the waiter? It's like we dont even exist! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1964 Maybe we should’ve asked for a high top 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
1965 Necking just gets a bit old, ya know? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1966 do you think the portions here are getting smaller or is it just me? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1967 Gary, I thought they had longer-stemmed glasses last time we were here. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1968 Kelp just tastes better at a restaurant. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
1969 We could take our coffees out to the terrace and watch the meteorite shower 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1970 The small portions are such a pain in the neck. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
1971 I can see the waiter spitting in your pasta. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1972 Does this dress make me look fat? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1973 Such tiny portions! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1974 You looked much taller in your profile. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
1975 Perhaps after we can go find some tall trees for desert? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1976 Burying our heads in the sand is going to be a bit tricky. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1977 Please don’t order the pterodactyl with mixed greens again. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1978 Do you feel like we're above it all? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1979 Its so much more relaxing to eat here since they removed the fans, don't you think? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1980 Be sure to ask the waitress for long forks. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1981 I forgot my opera glasses. I have no idea if we got what we ordered. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
1982 I need a longer straw 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1983 Shall we go ahead and ask for take-out containers? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1984 I asked for a high top table, but this was all they had. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
1985 I’ve been trying to get a reservation here for ages 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1986 You may have had problems with other males but I consider myself quite advanced. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1987 Is it true what they say about dinosaurs with long necks? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1988 I bet you are thinking of that cypress tree we passed on the way here. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1989 spaghetti? I thought we were getting plants. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1990 I’d heard this place was exclusive, but I thought the 145 million year wait on resy was a little bit much 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1991 Next time I’ll be sure to reserve a high top. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
1992 I know you’re still hungry dear… but just give it a minute. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1993 The tables keep getting smaller 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1994 Next time we should ask the waiter to place the food in a second floor table 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1995 I should tell you, I do tend to ruminate. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1996 I think I just need some space. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
1997 Let's get out of this place and start all over again 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1998 Yes dear, I know it's chilly but I sent your turtleneck sweater to the cleaners! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
1999 Our relationship is evolving. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2000 I'm so glad we're on the same level. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2001 So close, yet so far away. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2002 the waiter seemed kinda distant 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2003 Did those psilocybin mushrooms taste funny to you? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2004 Sure, they investigate upstream hemodynamic significance of cardiac output to brains of giraffes, but what about us? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2005 I have no idea if our food has arrived.” 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2006 I’m glad we see eye to eye here 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2007 Yes, let's order the Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2008 How could I have heard of the Paleo Diet? 1.1807 0.04249 83 72 9 2
2009 There’s something inexplicably unsettling about the chicken 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2010 I don't think we see eye to eye. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2011 For us, it’s no small thing when something is a pain in the neck. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2012 I don't think this is going to last. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2013 I'm going to stop now because I know I'll feel full later. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2014 Did you grow up on a submarine too? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2015 I'm tired of eating Jurassic, you say, let's go out for Halocene, you say...! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2016 Happy Anniversaurus. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2017 And now spoon the soup away from your body, keep your neck straight, and gently lift the spoon all the way up to your mouth. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2018 Anything is ok with me, so long as it is not yet fossilized. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2019 I thought after dinner we might go out and watch the meteor shower. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2020 I don't know if I'm full. It hasn't gotten down there yet. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2021 …Here? Jur-a-sic man, John. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2022 Did i mention i m vegan 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2023 I read the salads are top shelf. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2024 I don't know if it'll work, Harold. We're too much alike. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2025 The chiropractor offered me a special rate. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2026 You always get the better view. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2027 I’m on the Paleo diet. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2028 Did you bring your readers? I forgot mine. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2029 Gerald, did you forget your readers again 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2030 My soup is cold. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2031 The older we get, the more we look alike” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2032 So then he said there was this planet similar to ours where an asteroid landed, killed all the people and shrews took over. What a nut job! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2033 I thought you were bringing the straws. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2034 Dino Dine 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2035 This is nice. It feels like ions since we last went out. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2036 How will we ever eat our food? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2037 Wait, that yummy appetizer I just ate was our server? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2038 This is the last time you are bringing me to a steak house. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2039 Did you bring reading glasses? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2040 At least we don’t have to use chopsticks. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2041 I just hope that they have a vegetarian menu. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2042 I hear their fern and sycamore salad is to die for! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2043 It's over, Clarence. I've fallen in love with a giraffe. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2044 When it comes to foreplay, I’m really into necking. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2045 The portions look rather small. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2046 So I says to him, I says, 'Why the long face?' and he looks at me and gets this smile. I wasn't in the mood for sass so I just squashed him then and there. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2047 I'm gonna need a longer fork 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2048 Order whatever your heart desires dear .. its not like either one of us will last forever. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2049 Seems like eras since we've been out. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2050 What was wrong with eating the trees outside?” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2051 Should we say we are vegan or allergic to meat? 1.1795 0.03974 78 65 13 0
2052 My next step? Smashing the glass ceiling. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2053 You’re crazy if you think I can swallow a lie like that. 1.1795 0.04373 78 66 11 1
2054 Let’s order one of those drinks with the long straws 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2055 I'm not asking you to stick your neck out for me. Just pay the bill. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2056 I can’t tell you how rare it is to see eye to eye with someone! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2057 There’s a pre-comet, asteroid, meteor special tonight. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2058 Please don't take it badly, I just don't see a future for us 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2059 we can neck after dinner 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2060 Oh, I guess my favorite artist would be Modigliani. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2061 I feel strangely drawn to the little neck clams. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2062 I've waited a millenia to dine with you like this. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2063 Ask the waiter why the stegosaurs got bigger plates than us. 1.1795 0.04739 78 67 9 2
2064 You should’ve asked for a high-top. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2065 I'm glad we found a place that doesn't have ceiling fans. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2066 With us, a dinner date always involves necking.... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2067 I hope they have really long forks. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2068 The homo sapiens is supposed to be exquisite here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2069 I’m glad after all this long wait you finally decided to invite me to a date 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2070 I told you not to fall into white collar jobs. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2071 No wonder we’re going to extinct! I can’t get my food to my mouth. 1.1795 0.04739 78 67 9 2
2072 How do they expect us to eat without cutlery? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2073 Of course people look up to you, Ron. But, they're just short. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2074 We've been waiting so long we've become apatosauruses. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2075 And the tree in the window looked so appetizing. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2076 I thought you asked for a high top table. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2077 I hear they're predicting a meteor shower for this weekend. It would be fun to go watch! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2078 I mean it. You’ll never see me again. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2079 I told you we should’ve gotten a high-top. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2080 I guess we’ll have the sea food tower 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2081 All the high tops were taken 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2082 Shall we go visit your cousin at the Field Museum later? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2083 The Paleo Diet just isn't cutting it. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
2084 The flower is a nice touch, but I wish I could smell it. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2085 I don't neck on a first date. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2086 Please, help yourself. I am tired of trying. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2087 My fork is not long enough. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2088 I think those trilobites were past their expiration date. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2089 Next time let's find a place that serves high tea. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2090 It went down the wrong pipe. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2091 We should have ordered a long drink. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2092 Darling, may our marriage last longer than (the length of) our necks." 😂😂😂😘😘 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2093 It’s so nice to finally see eye to eye with someone 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2094 I know everyone is staring. I told you this was a stupid idea. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2095 It has been eons since we last dressed up for dinner. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2096 I'm looking forward to the amuse bush. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2097 I don’t see the point of this necklace. You? 1.1781 0.04065 73 61 12 0
2098 I think I'll take my dessert back to the swamp. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2099 If I’m extinct, what does that make you? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2100 You looked taller on your Tinder profile. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2101 Long necks, short arms and small forks, no wonder we are endangered 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2102 Honey, time travel has been interesting, but I'm afraid I preferred the Mesozoic Era. I didn't have to accessorize. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2103 Mar-A-Lago was a lovely choice, these are our kind of people 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2104 I love that we have a lot of prehistory together. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2105 The food is always cold when I bring it to my mouth. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2106 So this is how it ends? With our inability to eat a shrimp cocktail? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2107 Do you think they’ve noticed we have no fingers? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2108 My celebrity crush? T-Rex from Jurassic Park. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2109 the waiter just told me the conifers are in short supply 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2110 Sorry darling but, you have something. Just there on your neck. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2111 This place was much better in the Mesozoic Era- don’t you think? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2112 Did you just feel the earth shake? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2113 By the time he brings us, our check we’ll be extinct 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2114 It's hard to date someone at eye level these days. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2115 I always get pterosaurs in my stomach on the first dates. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2116 I’m not clear why you brought me to a steakhouse, my family hasn’t eaten meat for centuries. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2117 I'm ordering the treetops special. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2118 Should we help the T-rex couple at the next table. They seem to be having so much trouble with their silverware. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2119 But we always start with Hearts of Palm! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2120 We should have reserved a high-top. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2121 November, ugh! All those pashminas. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2122 I've decided to leave you for a giraffe. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2123 Small portions. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2124 I understand the papyrus salad here is outstanding. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2125 I hope they have the extra long forks 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2126 After you! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2127 I stuck my neck out for you 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2128 I told you that I’m a vegetarian.. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2129 I’m going to duck back down to see if our food’s arrived. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2130 I’ve always considered myself a cretaceous being anyway….. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2131 I thought you said this place was vegetarian. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2132 This place would be more romantic if they dusted the ceiling every once in a while… 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2133 Uh... dinner... ah, finds a way. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2134 So, am I feeding you and then you feed me or do they just put the food in our mouths? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2135 Don’t tell me you didn’t see the check. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2136 It’s not commitment I’m scared of, it’s the ceiling fan. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2137 This is why I prefer sitting at the bar. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2138 Are you sure the waiter saw us? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2139 Oh my gosh, don't tell me you're into Taylor Swift too! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2140 No! I don’t know why they brought us that kind of beer!” Kathy Hughes Memphis, T 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2141 Did you order the drinks with straws? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2142 We're in this together until we go extinct 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2143 There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2144 I know that being a ceiling fan salesman has always been your dream, honey, but I feel that I'd be more comfortable if you stuck with accounting. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2145 We’ll have to alternate bites. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2146 Rum and Coke, tall. You? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2147 Maybe we should start thinking about kids and the future of the planet, the long neck population is kind of dwindling. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2148 Do you think it would be impolite to ask if they could move that tree closer? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2149 The review said “elevated” dining experience”. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2150 Hmmm?" "Perhaps we should have had a picnic in the park!", "The one with really tall trees! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2151 It’s always cold once it gets to my mouth 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2152 I know we’re vegetarians, Carl, but I just can’t help myself. I’m going to try the T-Rex Truffled Ribeye 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
2153 I told you to get a hightop table, Brain. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2154 well this is nice 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2155 We better drink up, those paper straws are never going last. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2156 The ambiance is great but the service fell a little short to my standards 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2157 I thought we requested a high top 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2158 Can you promise me a future together 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2159 If they don't have longer forks, let's just get takeout. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2160 Do you think women will always have to carry the dinner conversation? 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2161 I’m feeling a little gassy. 1.1758 0.04306 91 79 10 2
2162 I just don’t see eye to eye with you on this 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2163 Honey, this was nice and all, but how much longer until I can take off these constricting clothes? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2164 Let's ask for straws and really long forks. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2165 It was a mistake to order the tapas. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2166 First you tell me you're a brontosaurus. Now, you tell me you're a brachiosaurus. Which is it, George? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2167 I hate it when they sit us in the corner; you can't see a thing. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2168 Oh, you are so right. It's so hard trying to find just the right scarf. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2169 What are the chances they could give is the Heimlich? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2170 We should ask for straws. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2171 OK, one flower for two herbivores? It's been one microaggression after another ever since we walked in here. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2172 I specifically requested a high top! 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
2173 What an odd special. Don’t all clams have little necks? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2174 I'm here with George, three tables over. You? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2175 Are you familiar with Heimlich procedure? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2176 Do you think it would be gauche if we used our tongues? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2177 After dinner, should we go to my loch or yours? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2178 Honestly, this was kind of beneath us. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2179 Our date nights still don’t help my feeling of doom 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2180 I thought we were having a TREE for two! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2181 You never take me to the Ritz. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2182 First dates are always a stretch, aren’t they? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2183 Glad you could join me up here 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2184 What a time for my nose to itch. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2185 I thought you said you made reservations for a high table? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2186 Personally, I’d rather go extinct than drink from a paper straw. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2187 I wouldn't mind the East Village if it didn't make me feel like a dinosaur. The cocktails are good, though. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2188 I don’t know how to tell you, Charles, but we’re up to our necks in credit card debt 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2189 Want to neck? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2190 I'm not trying it until I have something to wash it down with. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2191 I am so thankful that I have finally found a man who is the same height as me 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2192 I think your neck is too long for me. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2193 You'd think they'd have a vegetarian option. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2194 They do a nice forest canapé here. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2195 I’m glad that we’re finally seeing eye to eye. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2196 This dress makes me feel neck-ked. 1.1750 0.04275 80 68 11 1
2197 How did he know to point out the vegan special to us? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2198 Finally we're here, this reservation took ages. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2199 Ain't evolution a bitch? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2200 What do you take for a sore throat? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2201 Can you tell if there are any fries left down there? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2202 They’re saying that this Global Warming could be an extinction level event. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2203 If you take your nose and touch my nose, we’ll make a heart. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2204 I guess I’m looking for someone who sees things the way I do. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2205 It’s great to finally meet someone I see things eye to eye with 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2206 Paleo diet? Never heard of it. I hear the Mesozoic Diet is all the rage right now. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2207 Do you think the chicken is free range? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2208 I like you, but can we get past you being a Brontosaurus and me being an Apatasaurus? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2209 Okay, we’re extinct. Now what? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2210 Industrial society and it's consequences am I right? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2211 It's nice to finally have some vegan menu options 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2212 Did you happen to catch the news item about the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2213 But you promised me we’d share the strawberry shortcake. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2214 Can you see the waiter? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2215 What do you mean, you no longer feel the earth move? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2216 Emily's volcano won first place at school today. 1.1744 0.03769 86 72 14 0
2217 I think she forgot our straws. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2218 I do NOT talk down to restaurant staff. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2219 I promise this is the highest table. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2220 Unfortunately they have no long forks and no provision for grazing 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2221 I'm happy this isn't one of those paleo places. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2222 Cheers to evolution!! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2223 You have such a throaty laugh! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2224 It's so refreshing to meet someone who recognizes that my EYES ARE UP HERE. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2225 I'm just thankful to not look down on you. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2226 Don’t know why. I just felt like some little necks. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2227 If one more person asks me about the weather up here, I'm no longer an herbivore! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2228 I' am so glad they raised the ceiling in this place. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2229 Is it true what they say about men with long necks? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2230 Do they have straws? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2231 Okay, Mr. Romantic. Tell me how this is supposed to work again. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2232 This is what happens when you order from the kids menu. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2233 I don't understand why...in this lovely part of the solar system...there are so few restaurants with high ceilings. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2234 Are you sure you typed 'tall' portions? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2235 They seem short-staffed. I hope the appetizers arrive before we're both extinct. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2236 It’s really just all about the presentation! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2237 We have to quit meeting this way. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2238 Stop moaning I told you we needed to lose weight 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2239 I'm worried about my carbon footprint 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2240 You're right. The bow tie would have looked better. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2241 We should have made this a tall order. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2242 So this is how we become extinct? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2243 I thought I'd go extinct before meeting someone who met me eye-to-eye. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2244 I told you if we waited long enough the Paleo diet would come back. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2245 It's not every day you celebrate a 75 millionth anniversary. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2246 I’ve put my neck out there for this relationship, and I’m tired of it, John. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2247 It’s so nice to finally meet someone on the same level. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2248 Do you like your necklace? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2249 Did you remember to tell the waiter about my meteor allergy?! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2250 Two highballs please” @dana_torregian 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2251 See what happens when you forget the reservation, Harold? I'll have to see the chiroraptor first thing in the morning. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2252 I’m happy you asked me to dinner, but don’t expect any necking later. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2253 It is warmer up here, isn’t it? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2254 How long does it take to make a salad? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2255 Remember when we used to play footsies 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2256 Tell me something, do you also feel like an old soul stuck in the wrong era? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2257 But, dear, it’s better than being long in the tooth. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2258 I’m thinking about getting a tattoo on my neck 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2259 I just feel we have a lot in common 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2260 Did you remember to tell them I eat plant-based? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2261 Did you bring the utensil extenders, or was I supposed to? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2262 Diplodocus? Your profile said you were Brachiosaurus. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2263 I hope they bring some straws. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2264 People are staring. I’m afraid we’re overdressed. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2265 You look like you can afford to pick up the check. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2266 I just heard the weather report... partly cloudy with a chance of meteor showers. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2267 I love the necklace, but does it make me look fat? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2268 Let’s get the littlenecks. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2269 So out of the blue this guy Modigliani stops me on the street..." 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2270 In this day and age, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2271 I can’t see the menu…mind if I use the flashlight? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2272 Well, I’d like to order share plates but my arms aren’t long enough. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2273 I hope she doesn't notice my tiny hands 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2274 I’m glad we can finally spend some time just face to face to each other 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2275 I asked for a high top table, but it was first come first serve. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2276 I don’t think this table can hold two hundred pounds of vegetation Paul. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2277 We're waaaay to high for this. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2278 The waiters are ignoring us—it is as though we are extinct! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2279 Fine dining seemed like a good idea, but any ideas on how we're actually going to eat off plates? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2280 Spielberg said my Ophelia made him weep but he was looking for someone taller. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2281 Can you imagine where we'd be if that astroid actually did hit the earth? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2282 If the waiter again asks if we'll be necking after dinner, I'm going to spill the soup over his head. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2283 Why add six extra stories to the restaurant if they weren't going to make taller tables? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2284 I'm so glad we decided to fly first class. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2285 Isn’t it funny, that we both refuse to be involved with internet dating? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2286 Ask for longer straws 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2287 My first husband choked on a piece of meat, and there was nothing we could do. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2288 I remember when this place used to be packed. Now, we're the only ones here. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2289 Wait, phone eats first! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2290 Sorry Frank, I do want to marry you but I'm not changing my name again 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2291 Ya know, I just really thought the necktie was meant to be worn further up.. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2292 After this, let's stroll and watch those lovely asteroids tonight. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2293 Oh,my love,some things are just not meant to be. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2294 Don't you miss straws? I miss straws. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2295 The food's good, but the ambiance is a bit prehistoric. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2296 If I hear one more waiter say, “How’s the weather up there,” I swear I’m going shove this plate of pasta right into his face. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2297 Eye of Fox and toe of twitter. Like a hell broth boil and bubble. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2298 Let's order dessert. Life is short! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2299 Let's get the seafood tower, standing rib roast and 27 layer cake. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2300 I'd like to go line-dancing next! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2301 Please ask the waiter if you see him. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2302 I would have preferred a high top table. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2303 Shoot, I forgot to bring my distance glasses. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2304 I told you the plunging neckline was a mistake. The waiter couldn't even look me in the eyes. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2305 Don’t tell anyone, but I love surf & turf. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2306 Call me a dinosaur, but I prefer when the man pays. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2307 I told you I’m vegetarian. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2308 This was a lovely dinner for a first date, but no necking tonight. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2309 I keep telling you... Fossil Fuels will be the end of us! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2310 I can't decide between the cheesecake and the apple pie - it's neck and neck 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2311 Save room for two tons of leaves and twigs. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2312 I had thought that point of view was extinct. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2313 I hope our dessert arrives before we’re extinct. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2314 I just love the high ceilings in this place! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2315 I've been looking for a penciled-necked geek like you for years! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2316 We've both been hurt, so let's go slow. We have all the time in the world. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2317 The after-taste never goes away. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2318 Love is in the air” “Those are jet fumes, honey. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
2319 So how have you managed getting in and out of elevators? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2320 It took us 150 million years to get this reservation. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2321 Thank you for buying me a wristwatch for my birthday; it's something I would never think of buying for myself. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2322 I believe I’ll start with the sweet and ‘saur soup. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2323 Did you ask the waiter for extra-long utensils? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2324 I can’t reach my mouth; can you? 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
2325 I told you this place was beneath us. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2326 What do I want for Christmas? Oh, a scarf would be nice. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2327 If I were you, I wouldn't stick my neck out. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2328 Don't tell me you want to neck after dinner. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2329 ...and then I did a gap year where I backpacked across Pangaea. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2330 I don’t think they serve tree stars here, and no kid’s menu for Little Foot 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2331 I see you've finally figured out where to wear the tie. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2332 I thought this kind of relationship was extinct before I fell neck deep in love with you 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2333 I think I dropped my napkin under the table. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2334 dinosaur kale?! what animals! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2335 Sorry I'm late... Fred Flinstone had me drive him home from The Water Buffalo Lodge again. 1.1711 0.04734 76 66 8 2
2336 The portions look so small. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2337 It’s gonna be hard to go down on you later 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2338 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2339 How do I pretend I'm eating it?" 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2340 I only dated T..Rex once. Once I found out he was in asteroid denial, I said bye bye big guy. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2341 I'm not crazy about finger food 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2342 I know the food is meh. I picked it for the ceiling height. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2343 True ambiance is extinct... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2344 Stanley, you’re such a dinosaur. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2345 Is that only your neck? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2346 At Oxford we always dined at the high table. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2347 Let’s just wait for our food to go down 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2348 I’m thinking of getting the soup. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2349 I think maybe just the salad. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2350 I hear this place has a good gastrolith service 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2351 My spanx are killing me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2352 the app said you were taller 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2353 It’s kind of a long story, Greg… 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2354 I hope our waiter is dumb. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2355 Of course, I’d love to see you again, but, uh . . . I’m going extinct next week. Yeahhh . . . 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2356 It's delicious, but I was grazing all day. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2357 The hard part of these new plant based restaurants is reaching the plate 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2358 Extinction? Let's just call the whole thing off. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2359 We seem to have outgrown whatever we were fittest for! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2360 Don't assume necking is on the table. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2361 I never know where to put the tie 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2362 Now there's a million dollar idea- neck warmers for the long necked! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2363 Will you ask the waiter to turn down the a/c? It’s blowing directly on me. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2364 The giraffes over there keep blocking my view. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2365 Just don’t look up! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2366 I forgot my readers again. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2367 It could be worse. At least there are no ceiling fans. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2368 Let's change things up tonight and order the low-hanging fruit. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2369 Sometimes I feel so old fashioned! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2370 Size matters. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2371 How do we eat with these short arms?? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2372 that’s the last time I’ll stick my neck out for you 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2373 I’m sure they will work it all out in the end; you know, they can’t continue to wage wars forever. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2374 Ahem. My eyes are up here. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2375 Mammal Intelligence gives us great stuff, but is it moving too fast?" 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2376 It’s not you, it’s me… and also that asteroid. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2377 I feel like I’ve known you for a million years. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2378 This is very nice Oscar, but I still can’t shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2379 Hon, I’m not sure. But, DINO might mean Democrat In Name Only. Don’t be so sensitive. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
2380 Milton, be discreet. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2381 All that time posing for Modigliani really paid off! 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
2382 Where would you put your earrings? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2383 I may be sticking my neck out here,but if they want to get the brontosaurus crowd they larger portions! 1.1692 0.05174 65 57 6 2
2384 First Date. No Phones. Sheer Terror. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2385 Did the waiter say meatier or meteor? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2386 So, let me get this straight. We have to have a prenup, because we’re prehistoric? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
2387 How Romantic. We should do this more often.Wanna neck? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2388 I think I'm going to need a larger napkin. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2389 I wanted to look like Jackie-O tonight but per usual - my pearls always get overlooked. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2390 I deep throat. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
2391 It’s about time we went out. Carpe diem, I always say. You never know what the future holds. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2392 I booked this reservation in the Cretaceous period 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2393 I’d really appreciate it if you’d give your doomsday astroid fear a rest tonight. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2394 Tell me again how you like to eat spaghett. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2395 Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2396 I love your shoes 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2397 I'm sure it's lovely. If only I had opposable thumbs... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2398 Do we have time for dessert? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2399 Think we should ask for a three hour break to let those starters go down. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2400 I'm on a new diet. If you can't reach it, you can't eat it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2401 Just pretend we can reach it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2402 Who knew we'd come back a million years after the last human left? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2403 Just ask for straws, dear. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2404 It was good, but the portions are a bit small. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2405 Larger forks? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2406 I should probably let you know upfront, I never neck on the first date. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2407 table for 2 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2408 I think I'll start with the long necked clams. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2409 I told them we wanted a high top table. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2410 As economists, we are surely familiar with the trickle-down theory. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2411 I just think chicken wings was an interesting choice, for a lot of reasons. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2412 After that rich meal we really should roam the earth for at least ninety minutes. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2413 Remember when we used to neck? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2414 I hear the restaurant’s overhead is exorbitant 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2415 My fortune cookie says “ you will become fuel for internal combustion engines”…what does yours say? 1.1690 0.04479 71 61 9 1
2416 Why do you think they couldn’t get me a straw? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2417 Honey, you're not supposed to eat the table decorations 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2418 …I meant, a watch is a thoughtful anniversary gift, Ed, but how will I ever see it? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2419 I like that you always make eye contact. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2420 For the record, I did request a high top when I made the reservation. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2421 It’s been a long week, Herb 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2422 I love how we've evolved so we can actually hear each other in a Manhattan restaurant. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2423 Can you explain one more time why we should support fossil fuel taxes? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2424 You’re still hungry because the food hasn’t reached your stomach yet. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2425 Since we can't both eat at the same time, I'll go first. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2426 Does this dress make my neck look short? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2427 Probably more appropriate with turtle necks. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2428 How can we gracefully eat this meal? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2429 I dunno if my stomach is upset, nothing's got there yet! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2430 The waitstaff seems to have gone extinct. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2431 So this is your new invention? The "restaurant"? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2432 I miss outdoor dining. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2433 Did you confirm with them that we wanted a high top? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2434 Let's go. Service is so slow we'll be extinct by the time we get our dinners. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2435 Did the waiter go extinct or something? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2436 You still think you're funny ordering littleneck clams? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2437 Imagine a world where carnivores rule? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2438 I told you we should order highballs. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2439 Remember the Mesozoic Era? I loved it when we ruled the Earth. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2440 I'm not a big fan of this small plate fad 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2441 Oh just something light for my, my lunch just reached my stomach 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2442 I’m going to order the spaghetti. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2443 I can’t believe you are leaving me for a carnivore. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2444 So we finally made it in high society… 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2445 A steak house? Really? 1.1687 0.03763 83 70 13 0
2446 What's taking so long? We'll be extinct by the time our food gets here. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2447 Now this is haute cuisine. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2448 We should head out soon. My weather app said there's a 90% chance of asteroid. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2449 ' I think I am choking on a fish bone' 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2450 Did you hear there’s a meteor shower tonight? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2451 Where is our food? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2452 I'm fine, I'm fine. It just went down the wrong pipe." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2453 I'm looking for a partner that won't settle for the low hanging fruit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2454 I so happy we've been able to keep our heads above this mess. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2455 Dear, it all just seems so slightly out of reach, doesn’t it? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2456 I'm glad this worked out last minute as well. I just wish they were more clear on what "squeezing us in" really meant. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2457 I want to take things slow, not move at a breakneck pace. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2458 A bit short on the legroom don’t you think? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2459 Im not that hungry, so I’ll just have 26,000 salads. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2460 I'm suprised they had seating for us. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2461 I thought they served tall leafy trees. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2462 We should have taken that high-top table the maitre d' suggested. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2463 dutch treat my ass 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2464 Perhaps we should request a triple HighTop table? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2465 Does my neck look old? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2466 YOU ask for a straw 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2467 We’ve eaten plants our entire life. Let’s try a steak. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2468 Honey, you think in the long run we'd be able to eat entire dino-baguettes whole? (IDK I'm running out of things to put) 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2469 You'll have to move your chair to the back to eat. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2470 No problem...the chef's salad is served on a drone. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2471 You know, they say if we eat right we will live longer, but I have feeling we are going die at the same time, so I say lets eat what we want while we can. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2472 And you accuse me of being high-maintenance? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2473 Enjoy, we’ll be extinct soon. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2474 Fine dining is all well and good, but have you figured out exactly how we are going to bring the forks up to our mouths? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2475 I thought you reserved a high-top table... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2476 That's a Tall Order 1.1667 0.04623 78 68 8 2
2477 I'm not criticizing. It's good that you chose a restaurant with a high ceiling. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2478 Frankly,it sticks in my craw 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2479 You don’t usually don’t have the best of luck with off the rack clothing. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2480 Back in the Jurassic you could count the herbivore fine dining options on one manus. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2481 Why would we need lobster bibs? We're vegetarians. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2482 I didn't realise this was a low level restaurant 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2483 I hear the plant-free burger is to die for! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2484 I’ve always been an other to myself. How’s about you? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2485 NOW do you believe our arms are too short? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
2486 I feels like a millions years since we really talked. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2487 Eating all this vegetation is going to turn us into one big blob of gas someday." 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2488 I'm over the moon that you stuck your neck out to get this reservation. I thought you had your head in the clouds again dear. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2489 No Gary, I don’t want to watch the meteor shower tonight. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2490 I'm one dino-mite gal 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2491 Can we forget vegan for just one meal? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2492 It's great to meet another gastrosaurus. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2493 It's nice,but I think we have come to the wrong place. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2494 I just finished reading Nora Ephron's book "I Feel Bad About My Neck". SHE feels bad! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
2495 The service here is so slow; they must be shorthanded too. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2496 For women of my era, asking a man to dinner is really sticking your neck out. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2497 Do you think I'm above it all? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2498 It’s definitely your turn to ask the waiter to toss our food up, hon. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2499 I distinctly requested a high-top" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2500 Of course I appreciate the high ceilings, but a few more vegetarian options would be nice. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2501 The bourguignon was out of this world. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2502 Can you please read me the menu? I forgot my reading glasses and it’s a bit high up here. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2503 Can you see the menu? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2504 Any chance that Wilt will be our server? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2505 My feeling is that this could be one of those times when we'd do better by not sticking our necks out. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2506 Not to spoil the evening, but my sister heard a rumor about a giant asteroid." 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2507 You've got a lot of cheek. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2508 We're going to need REALLY long forks 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
2509 I really prefer the long neck clams. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2510 The forks are too short. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2511 Is this what's meant by conspicuous consumption? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2512 I can't hide it anymore, I'm an omnivore 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2513 You’re going to order the little necks again, aren’t you? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2514 Gus, I’m beginning to second guess our choice to sit lakeside at Loch Ness. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2515 I need someone with high aspirations,not just a guy with his head in the clouds. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2516 Finally, after all these years, some quality FaceTime.” 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2517 Have we become dinosaurs, Brian? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2518 Next time, I think we should think twice about ordering finger food. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2519 It's nice to finally have an evening away from the jungle. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2520 I'm sick of salad. Let's get burgers. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2521 But I’m not a vegetarian. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2522 He said he’ll be back with a ladder 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2523 This dinner date was long overdue 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2524 What happened to that Darwin guy's theories? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2525 Can't reach the food 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2526 I know we’re herbivores but Yelp says the steak tartare here is to die for! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2527 They didn’t leave much room for God, did they? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2528 These chairs could use a cushion. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2529 Would you like to dance, neck to neck? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2530 I’ve always loved the atmosphere in here 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2531 I’m not trying to be funny but I believe that my love for you is extinct Henry, I’m sorry I can’t stay for dessert. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2532 I can’t believe we finally scored a table here. I guess every asteroid has a silver lining 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2533 So much for high society... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2534 Look at us, who would’ve thought 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2535 I didn’t realize it’s custom to eat with your hands. This may be a problem. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2536 A spoon full of sugar won't make much of a difference 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2537 Why do you always choose Japanese places? You know I’m awful with chopsticks! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2538 Again, no utensils! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2539 We need to ask for really long forks. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2540 I'm glad we're celebrating even though the news is so difficult to swallow 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2541 We really will need some longer utensils. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2542 I liked it better when we were on a paleo diet. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2543 was a good thought 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2544 This is the ultimate in high end dining. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2545 Wait, I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, Ralph; I thought you said you were a veterinarian! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2546 Finding a restaurant with high ceilings is tough these days! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2547 Crap! They are out of straws 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2548 Are you at least six foot? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2549 Eggplant Parmesan again, you’re acting like a fossil. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2550 I told you we should sit at the bar. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2551 I wonder what we have in common? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2552 The meal is fine. I'm just saying I would’ve chosen a table in the garden. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2553 I'm afraid that despite your best efforts, we just don't see eye to eye. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2554 Ugh! I forgot my distance glasses. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2555 I don’t know how to tell you this…but I think our marriage has gone extinct, so to speak 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2556 what's for dinner? I need my glasses. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2557 How do they expect us to eat without silverware? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2558 Honey, can we go home. My neck hurts. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2559 Maybe try throwing it in my mouth. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2560 You’re shorter than you looked online 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2561 Maybe we should teach this cartoonist about our proper dimensions? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2562 I feel a bit lightheaded..... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2563 I was thinking of leafy greens. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2564 That's a stretch! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2565 We better order a tall glass of water. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2566 Don't turn around, but that pesky Ostrich family just got seated behind us! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2567 No wonder our ancestors became extinct. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2568 I really thought a meet your match website was a long shot. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2569 Do you think we're stretching it a bit with this fancy dinner? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2570 If the service doesn't speed up, we can forget about finding a good seat at the comet-viewing party later. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2571 I would drink you under the table. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2572 Fake it 'til you make it" has its limits 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2573 I wish I could see over the edge 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2574 They say it can take 20 minutes after eating before you feel full. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2575 Did you ever think it would come to this? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2576 I'm sorry Dear, but I'm not able to give this restaurant my full-throated endorsement" 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2577 We should have asked for straws with our cocktails 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2578 We should have gotten a Bar Top Table. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2579 I hope they got straws. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2580 The portions are smaller than I remembered. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2581 I told you not to trust the Velociraptors when they recommended a restaurant. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2582 It's nice to meet someone so down to earth 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2583 We should talk. It’s been long enough. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2584 Did you see the news today? It feels like end times are coming. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2585 May we try something other than salad tonight, Robert? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2586 Harold, we can’t neck here. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2587 25 years of marriage, and we still see things eye to eye 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2588 It’s nice to finally meet someone I can see eye to eye with! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2589 Everyone at the office keeps saying this can’t last forever” 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2590 I can’t help but think what the evolution of clothing says about the origin of our species 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2591 Since I can't see my plate, you'll have to tell me what you ordered for me 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2592 No necking on the first date. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2593 Harry, I told you we should have asked for a corner table so we wouldn't be seen. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2594 For once, darling, do not ask the waiter if they serve little necks. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2595 Did you hear Fred got dug up yesterday? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2596 I'm getting really tired of those "necking" jokes. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2597 Yes you did eat the bread. Its on it's way down. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2598 The service here is slower than usual. Feels like we haven’t seen our waiter in 65 million years. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2599 I’m glad we see eye to eye on this extinction nonsense. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2600 I can't explain it. But, I don't see a future for us. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
2601 Just a small green tree for me, dressing on the side. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2602 I think we're going to need longer forks. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2603 How long do you think it takes for leaves to digest? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2604 honey, don't you think it's about time we hire someone to mow the lawn for us? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2605 From down there, it looks like more food. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2606 No, I don't have a Tyrannosaurus ex. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2607 Now that’s a reach, Susan 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2608 Let’s skip the long talk 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2609 Finally a place to keep low profile 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2610 have you ever been with a giraffe? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2611 We should have booked a high top. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2612 Do you think they have very long chopsticks? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
2613 The centerpiece looks delicious. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2614 How about an order of Little Necks? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
2615 I'm going to need to stop by the forest on the way home. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
2616 Why are sitting at the kid's table? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
2617 I thought it said a 'tree' course menu for two. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2618 'Did you notice we're the only ones here dressed appropriately for fine dining? Sometimes it feels like we're a dying breed.' 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
2619 Do you have a feeling that people are staring at us? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2620 I suggest no ice. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2621 Despite appearances, I don’t neck on the first date. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2622 We can eat here, but it will be a stretch. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2623 When I told them to put us near the balcony, I don't think that they truly grasped why! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2624 Don't tell that joke about eating like a bird. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2625 It’s hard to find someone who’s size compatible. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2626 They’re charging this much for vegetables? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2627 Im going have a double order of lizards, turtles, and eggs. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2628 I simply refuse to use the new name. Once a Brontosaurus, always a Brontosaurus! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2629 Do you think it's gauche to ask for straws? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2630 You lied about your age on Tinder, didn't you? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2631 Finally, someone else who's head and shoulders above the rest. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2632 We should have done this eons ago. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2633 Tonight I feel like being a little carnivorous. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2634 Well, I don't know if it's the Permian–Triassic Extinction Event or what, but it sure was easy to get a reservation for tonight. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2635 the least they could do was bring a higher table for us 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2636 It looks like you lied about your height on Tinder 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2637 The brachiosaurus must alternate sipping their cocktails while on a date, as simultaneous neck flexion results in severe head trauma. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2638 Honey, I’m getting really tired of these lengthy conversations. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2639 I confess. I really want the ribeye. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2640 You go down and I'll throw up. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2641 Why did you just assume I would like a vegetarian place? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2642 Just don't short-arm it on the check! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2643 This is nice, but I still could go for a pine tree 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2644 Good thing we're watching our waistlines! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2645 When we're bigger we won't have to sit at the children's table. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2646 Don’t make it obvious, but did I get sauce on my dress? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2647 do you neck on the first date? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2648 It's at times like this that I wish my arms were longer. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2649 They’re a little short-handed here these days 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2650 Let's not get the spaghetti. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2651 You said, "you enjoy necking". 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2652 I think we need a dumbwaiter. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2653 I just don't think we're on the same level. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2654 This restaurant is beneath us. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2655 No Harold. You’re still paying for the drink even though I can’t reach it. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2656 The food here is great but I just don’t like the atmosphere. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2657 I told you they'll make us use "fourchette" in this french restaurant !! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2658 We are so in love that I think future archeologists won't be able to distinguish us from each other. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2659 I swear I requested a high top when I made the reservation 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2660 The service here is horrendously low here! 1.1622 0.04314 74 64 9 1
2661 Skydiving?? That little stunt you pulled at Loch Ness didn‘t get you publicity enough? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2662 I'm glad it's vegan, but we should go to buffets. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2663 You just ordered spaghetti because you like to see everyone staring. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2664 Okay, but if that waiter mentions the little neck clams special one more time,,,, I’m outta here! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2665 Actually, I think we fit right in. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2666 I heard that Gertie has a permanent position at EPCOT. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2667 I'm sure there's a nice tree outside we can put these leftovers on 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2668 Yes, I had a nice time. Give me a call the next time you’re in my neck of the woods. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
2669 I don’t think we see eye to eye any longer. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2670 Of course I still love you. Who else would help me with this necklace? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2671 I'm so glad they didn't seat us under that ceiling fan again. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2672 I've been longing to see you for a long time. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2673 I hate when our kids call us dinosaurs just because we like a romantic dinner on our anniversary. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2674 At least we don't have tiny arms like a T-Rex. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2675 The long-neck clams sound good. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2676 This is why I don't like French restaurants. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2677 I have an idea. How about we share life stories between swallows? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2678 If we're not extinct, why is the waiter ignoring us? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2679 Do you think they have any vegan options? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2680 Well it certainly didn't taste like a waiter! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2681 Although it's our first date, I'm going to stick my neck out and tell you I think we are incredible compatible. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2682 Why don’t you ever wear the turtleneck that I gave you? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2683 I’m told the eels are fabulous here. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2684 Yes, the seats are small, but it's nice that they don't allow diners to wear baseball caps. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2685 Stanley, the cold blooded truth is, my heart is so far away that I don’t know if my feelings for you have stayed true. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2686 Have you heard of Yoko Ono? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2687 With how slow the service is, we’re going to miss the meteor shower. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2688 A steak house? Are you kidding me? You know we’re herbivores. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2689 We just don’t see eye to eye on this one. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2690 I just don’t think we have a future. It all just seems, cold and dark. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2691 With this service, we'll be extinct before we see the main course. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
2692 I really had to stick my neck out to score this reservation. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2693 They say the food is great here--if we can just get past the cutlery and finger bowl problems. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2694 I hear their vegetarian menu rivals no other. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2695 I don't date carnivores. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2696 Every time we eat here, they put a pea on the chair 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2697 Yes, you look wonderful, too, but... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2698 I just need to focus on brachiosaur-me, Dan. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2699 Be honest. Don't you really envy your friends who are dating mammals? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2700 Life is short. Let's order the Baked Alaska. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2701 I have a bad feeling about this. We're the only customers again. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2702 We should have sat at the high top. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2703 I thought this restaurant was vegan 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2704 I'm not sure but I think those kids at the next table making hand puppet gestures are mocking us... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2705 Honey, I can’t keep up the charade anymore. I haven’t been vegetarian for years 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2706 But you spoke so very highly of this restaurant.” “I speak very highly of everything 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2707 Do you think anyone's looking at us? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2708 Every time we eat here, I get a kink in my neck. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2709 Of course it’s ok for you to date a giraffe!” 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2710 There’s something about this European furniture that doesn’t fully convince me 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2711 Ever get the feeling that time has passed us by? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
2712 Why is it that chairs never have decent neck support? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2713 All my tops have a plunging neckline. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2714 It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2715 I now see the value of old-fashioned treetops... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2716 I'm OK...it just when down the wrong pipe. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2717 People may be staring at us, but it's better than when they hate us at the movie theater. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2718 We’re they mocking us when they said “ Neckwear required”? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2719 Well the atmosphere is nice. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2720 I should have asked for a higher table. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2721 Jonathan, If I am lying to you, may a meteor strike me down! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2722 This dating service seemed to match us in so many ways. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2723 I thought it was supposed to be noses ... 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2724 Henry, I’m beginning to resent these boring nightly meals. I think extinction is far more interesting than being a dine-o-saur, don't you? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2725 I'm not sure we've evolved enough to be this refined. 1.1605 0.03709 81 69 12 0
2726 Are you vegetarian? I can't tell from here. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2727 Darren, I feel like our time together is ending 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2728 ‘I guess that’s why they call it the roaring twenties’ 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2729 I wish I was taller. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2730 The waiter should be back before we're extinct. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2731 I told you we should have taken that high top. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2732 When it comes to romance, I suppose you could say I’m a little old fashioned. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2733 One review said sizeable portions by far. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2734 I'm pregnant 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2735 I don't know why they keep serving us finger food! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2736 The flattering neckline makes the neck look longer. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2737 I hope they have long straws. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2738 I always leave these tapas bars feeling a little hungry. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2739 It’s taken us a while to see eye to eye. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2740 These sit-down dinners are so awkward. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2741 you didn't comment on my new necklace once all evening! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1