Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Sorry I was late. I hit every traffic light on the way here. |
1.9013 |
0.02279 |
1338 |
537 |
396 |
405 |
1 |
You haven't noticed my new necklace. |
1.7860 |
0.01529 |
2678 |
1186 |
879 |
613 |
2 |
I heard our future is in oil. |
1.7488 |
0.01865 |
1883 |
912 |
532 |
439 |
3 |
Why is everyone here acting like we don't exist? |
1.7479 |
0.01813 |
1872 |
871 |
602 |
399 |
4 |
I thought nice guys like you were extinct. |
1.7428 |
0.02200 |
1213 |
552 |
421 |
240 |
5 |
Well it took 200 million years but we finally got a reservation. |
1.7306 |
0.02309 |
1173 |
567 |
355 |
251 |
6 |
I wouldn't have imagined we'd be dining here in a million years. |
1.7142 |
0.02006 |
1459 |
696 |
484 |
279 |
7 |
I saw the way you looked at that giraffe. |
1.7101 |
0.01404 |
3108 |
1533 |
943 |
632 |
8 |
It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't stare at my chest. |
1.7034 |
0.01557 |
2549 |
1277 |
751 |
521 |
9 |
154 million years?! Has it been that long? |
1.6999 |
0.02080 |
1356 |
662 |
439 |
255 |
10 |
Howard be careful when you go to the restroom, there are ceiling fans. |
1.6926 |
0.01525 |
2554 |
1273 |
794 |
487 |
11 |
Still on the Paleo Diet? |
1.6900 |
0.02317 |
1029 |
493 |
362 |
174 |
12 |
Did you notice how the waiter paused before recommending the littleneck clams? |
1.6841 |
0.01808 |
1798 |
902 |
562 |
334 |
13 |
Simon, I'm just not sure we have a future... |
1.6814 |
0.01914 |
1579 |
788 |
506 |
285 |
14 |
Keep your eyes up here Mr." |
1.6800 |
0.01897 |
1625 |
818 |
509 |
298 |
15 |
That eventually hit the spot. |
1.6771 |
0.01475 |
2682 |
1355 |
838 |
489 |
16 |
We have plenty of time to catch the ark. |
1.6745 |
0.01608 |
2458 |
1311 |
636 |
511 |
17 |
Let’s skip dessert and go see what that big flash of light was all about. |
1.6715 |
0.01925 |
1504 |
747 |
504 |
253 |
18 |
Geez, you could go extinct waiting for some service at this place. |
1.6713 |
0.02001 |
1381 |
683 |
469 |
229 |
19 |
Don’t look, but the Rex’s are right behind you. |
1.6709 |
0.01838 |
1723 |
878 |
534 |
311 |
20 |
I'm not being hysterical, Alan. I saw nuggets shaped like us on their kids' menu. |
1.6709 |
0.01618 |
2297 |
1193 |
667 |
437 |
21 |
Looks like we both lied about our age. |
1.6650 |
0.02264 |
1182 |
622 |
334 |
226 |
22 |
Their menu is excellent, but honestly, what really sold me was the thirty-foot ceiling. |
1.6576 |
0.02358 |
958 |
475 |
336 |
147 |
23 |
Does the dress make my neck look too long? |
1.6498 |
0.01524 |
2556 |
1363 |
725 |
468 |
24 |
Nobody dresses up anymore....we are a dying breed |
1.6484 |
0.02033 |
1317 |
671 |
438 |
208 |
25 |
But all I did was ask for a straw. |
1.6477 |
0.01945 |
1473 |
761 |
470 |
242 |
26 |
That’s really gonna hit the spot. Eventually. |
1.6468 |
0.02108 |
1206 |
611 |
410 |
185 |
27 |
Is it me, or do the portions look small? |
1.6367 |
0.02428 |
867 |
436 |
310 |
121 |
28 |
Yes, longer straws would help" |
1.6361 |
0.02131 |
1135 |
574 |
400 |
161 |
29 |
If the waiter asks us where we're from, just say Europe. |
1.6334 |
0.01725 |
1822 |
950 |
590 |
282 |
30 |
First dinner away from Loch Ness, and you pick seafood? |
1.6324 |
0.02095 |
1303 |
700 |
382 |
221 |
31 |
Did it go down the wrong way?” |
1.6289 |
0.01866 |
2072 |
1284 |
278 |
510 |
32 |
It is so nice to finally have met someone that I see eye-to-eye with... |
1.6255 |
0.02019 |
1295 |
675 |
430 |
190 |
33 |
I was starting to believe that all the good ones were extinct. |
1.6230 |
0.01754 |
1841 |
999 |
537 |
305 |
34 |
You wouldn’t believe how long ago I had to make this reservation |
1.6214 |
0.01851 |
1614 |
867 |
491 |
256 |
35 |
Stop complaining. Do you know how hard it is to find a vegetarian restaurant with 90-foot ceilings? |
1.6208 |
0.01851 |
1672 |
916 |
474 |
282 |
36 |
No more for me, an hour from now, that last drink will go straight to my head. |
1.6206 |
0.02048 |
1252 |
656 |
415 |
181 |
37 |
You should try the primordial soup |
1.6194 |
0.02168 |
1214 |
665 |
346 |
203 |
38 |
Is it just me, or do they seem short-staffed? |
1.6189 |
0.01958 |
1375 |
724 |
451 |
200 |
39 |
Was it hard to find a place with no ceiling fans? |
1.6135 |
0.01960 |
1480 |
817 |
418 |
245 |
40 |
Why do we always get a table outside? |
1.6125 |
0.01887 |
1440 |
756 |
486 |
198 |
41 |
I was expecting you to be taller. |
1.6123 |
0.02382 |
926 |
492 |
301 |
133 |
42 |
I'm from Great Neck. How about you? |
1.6123 |
0.01917 |
1648 |
946 |
397 |
305 |
43 |
Have you noticed we're the last ones here? |
1.6099 |
0.01940 |
1415 |
760 |
447 |
208 |
44 |
Do you think the waiter-saurus? |
1.6096 |
0.02123 |
1250 |
691 |
356 |
203 |
45 |
I'm waiting to see how you pick up that wine glass. |
1.6093 |
0.02108 |
1203 |
648 |
377 |
178 |
46 |
This was the only restaurant in town without ceiling fans. |
1.6080 |
0.01993 |
1449 |
812 |
393 |
244 |
47 |
Do you think the waiter saw us |
1.6063 |
0.02027 |
1359 |
752 |
390 |
217 |
48 |
Are you absolutely set on honeymooning in Loch Ness? |
1.6060 |
0.02054 |
1325 |
755 |
353 |
217 |
49 |
I think we should date other chiropractors. |
1.5981 |
0.02357 |
1371 |
908 |
106 |
357 |
50 |
Wouldn’t you think that from here we could see a waiter? |
1.5973 |
0.02099 |
1264 |
722 |
339 |
203 |
51 |
Really? I find that hard to swallow. |
1.5932 |
0.02203 |
1175 |
671 |
311 |
193 |
52 |
I think I dropped my earring under the table |
1.5887 |
0.02376 |
975 |
551 |
274 |
150 |
53 |
When you said the food here was out of reach, I thought you were talking about the price. |
1.5874 |
0.02381 |
1035 |
605 |
252 |
178 |
54 |
What a lovely anniversary, darling. I can’t believe it’s been 150 million years. |
1.5853 |
0.02308 |
1008 |
575 |
281 |
152 |
55 |
I forgot my glasses. Has our food arrived? |
1.5852 |
0.02391 |
1015 |
592 |
252 |
171 |
56 |
That’s right, mister. My eyes are up here. |
1.5840 |
0.02443 |
1036 |
625 |
217 |
194 |
57 |
I’ve had trouble on dating apps in the past meeting anyone with whom I really see eye to eye. |
1.5811 |
0.02202 |
950 |
501 |
346 |
103 |
58 |
So I heard this place was vegan but what sold it to me was the ceiling height. |
1.5804 |
0.02322 |
920 |
502 |
302 |
116 |
59 |
Actually, I’m partial to the high hanging fruit. |
1.5769 |
0.02384 |
910 |
509 |
277 |
124 |
60 |
This restaurant is known for their extensive wine list but I come for the high ceilings. |
1.5765 |
0.02264 |
1013 |
576 |
294 |
143 |
61 |
You said you were taller on your profile. |
1.5755 |
0.02375 |
994 |
579 |
258 |
157 |
62 |
This is the hottest restaurant in New York. I had to call 65 million years ahead to get a table. |
1.5719 |
0.02498 |
890 |
522 |
229 |
139 |
63 |
The straws! Why do they always forget the straws!? |
1.5717 |
0.02416 |
948 |
552 |
250 |
146 |
64 |
Yes, it's new. No, I still can't tell what time it is. |
1.5697 |
0.02425 |
911 |
532 |
244 |
135 |
65 |
I don’t think it’s the cholesterol that’s going to kill us. |
1.5656 |
0.02560 |
778 |
463 |
204 |
111 |
66 |
Remember the good old days when everything we ate was locally sourced? |
1.5653 |
0.02576 |
773 |
439 |
231 |
103 |
67 |
That silly waiter claims your American Express Card expired 65 million years ago. |
1.5653 |
0.02672 |
789 |
468 |
196 |
125 |
68 |
I hope we are better received here than at the cinema |
1.5646 |
0.02579 |
797 |
460 |
224 |
113 |
69 |
Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans. |
1.5640 |
0.02500 |
867 |
506 |
233 |
128 |
70 |
My eyes are up here, thank you |
1.5636 |
0.02593 |
825 |
489 |
208 |
128 |
71 |
Once again, we're the oldest ones here. |
1.5617 |
0.02707 |
794 |
481 |
180 |
133 |
72 |
So after our dinner date, wanna neck? 🥰🦕 |
1.5613 |
0.02672 |
759 |
459 |
183 |
117 |
73 |
I’d like a nice tall drink. |
1.5604 |
0.02603 |
737 |
417 |
227 |
93 |
74 |
We're going to starve to death, aren't we? |
1.5597 |
0.02581 |
804 |
470 |
218 |
116 |
75 |
After dinner, what do you say we go back to my cave and neck? |
1.5593 |
0.02546 |
801 |
462 |
230 |
109 |
76 |
It’s just nice to go out with someone I can see eye to eye with. |
1.5566 |
0.02635 |
715 |
406 |
220 |
89 |
77 |
Do you think it would be terribly gauche to just lean over to the salad bar for seconds? |
1.5557 |
0.02765 |
727 |
435 |
180 |
112 |
78 |
I think I'll order the primordial soup |
1.5551 |
0.02828 |
735 |
452 |
158 |
125 |
79 |
There's no future for us... |
1.5540 |
0.02729 |
713 |
419 |
193 |
101 |
80 |
Would it kill them to have longer straws? |
1.5532 |
0.02733 |
743 |
446 |
183 |
114 |
81 |
Why did the waiter assume that we’re on a paleo diet? |
1.5526 |
0.02753 |
722 |
431 |
183 |
108 |
82 |
When the waiter comes back, could you ask for a couple of straws? |
1.5518 |
0.02711 |
734 |
436 |
191 |
107 |
83 |
I wish, just once, you would wear the turtleneck sweater I bought you... |
1.5516 |
0.02773 |
736 |
447 |
172 |
117 |
84 |
I'm thinking the spaghetti. |
1.5512 |
0.02687 |
733 |
432 |
198 |
103 |
85 |
We'll be extinct by the time we get the main course. |
1.5503 |
0.02636 |
776 |
462 |
201 |
113 |
86 |
This is the only table they had that wasn’t under a ceiling fan. |
1.5499 |
0.02758 |
711 |
424 |
183 |
104 |
87 |
Do you think 48 house salads will be enough? |
1.5498 |
0.02654 |
673 |
379 |
218 |
76 |
88 |
Your dating profile says you’re currently extinct. |
1.5487 |
0.02720 |
729 |
435 |
188 |
106 |
89 |
I couldn't hear a word the waiter was saying, could you? |
1.5469 |
0.02790 |
651 |
379 |
188 |
84 |
90 |
But will you still love me 265 million years from now? |
1.5461 |
0.02770 |
683 |
404 |
185 |
94 |
91 |
I need this break—everyone at work has a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.5453 |
0.02730 |
651 |
373 |
201 |
77 |
92 |
We should‘ve gone to Treetops. |
1.5452 |
0.02878 |
664 |
402 |
162 |
100 |
93 |
I'm afraid I'll go extinct by the time our dinner arrives. |
1.5444 |
0.02823 |
676 |
406 |
172 |
98 |
94 |
Are we getting old? |
1.5431 |
0.02742 |
661 |
384 |
195 |
82 |
95 |
Hey! Can we get a couple of straws over here? |
1.5428 |
0.02727 |
678 |
407 |
180 |
91 |
96 |
Is it me or do the portions seem small? |
1.5413 |
0.02745 |
641 |
374 |
191 |
76 |
97 |
This the best night out I’ve had in 60 million years. |
1.5405 |
0.02960 |
605 |
363 |
157 |
85 |
98 |
You have someone between your teeth. |
1.5395 |
0.02931 |
658 |
407 |
147 |
104 |
99 |
You know what I love most about us, Richard? We've always seen eye to eye. |
1.5383 |
0.02866 |
600 |
350 |
177 |
73 |
100 |
I dunno, you looked more Mesozoic on the dating app |
1.5374 |
0.02720 |
655 |
380 |
198 |
77 |
101 |
Do you think they have long stem wine glasses? |
1.5341 |
0.02901 |
601 |
360 |
164 |
77 |
102 |
I can’t believe they would offer us the molten lava cake. |
1.5320 |
0.02990 |
562 |
334 |
157 |
71 |
103 |
I love the high ceilings here but I wish the forks were longer |
1.5320 |
0.03299 |
453 |
267 |
131 |
55 |
104 |
I know I have spinach in my teeth...I just can't reach them. |
1.5320 |
0.02934 |
579 |
343 |
164 |
72 |
105 |
And then I said, ‘No, the weather ISN’T better up here.’ |
1.5310 |
0.02872 |
612 |
365 |
169 |
78 |
106 |
It’s nice to finally finally date someone at my level. |
1.5308 |
0.02900 |
569 |
332 |
172 |
65 |
107 |
It’s been a long time, but I figured it’s time to stick my neck out and start dating again. |
1.5304 |
0.02797 |
609 |
355 |
185 |
69 |
108 |
We should start seeing other dinosaurs. Oh, wait, there aren't any. |
1.5298 |
0.03237 |
553 |
351 |
111 |
91 |
109 |
I just think you looked taller in your profile. |
1.5295 |
0.02863 |
593 |
360 |
158 |
75 |
110 |
No straws? |
1.5289 |
0.02945 |
622 |
383 |
149 |
90 |
111 |
My biggest fear? Vampires. |
1.5266 |
0.03010 |
583 |
361 |
139 |
83 |
112 |
My eyes are up here, Jeff. Higher…higher. |
1.5256 |
0.03206 |
508 |
310 |
129 |
69 |
113 |
I may have eaten too much; I'll know in two minutes. |
1.5249 |
0.03048 |
543 |
327 |
147 |
69 |
114 |
I hope I don’t regret ordering the “Meteoric Surprise” for dessert. |
1.5216 |
0.03257 |
485 |
296 |
125 |
64 |
115 |
Do you think they have longer forks? |
1.5215 |
0.03083 |
535 |
325 |
141 |
69 |
116 |
It takes 20 minutes for your stomach to tell your brain that it's full. |
1.5192 |
0.02896 |
547 |
333 |
152 |
62 |
117 |
I've always heard it said that if you live with someone long enough, you begin to look alike... |
1.5191 |
0.03140 |
470 |
276 |
144 |
50 |
118 |
I'll be honest, I thought you'd be taller.. |
1.5157 |
0.03087 |
510 |
307 |
143 |
60 |
119 |
Don't panic, but I saw the giraffe walk in with the same tie. |
1.5154 |
0.03040 |
553 |
340 |
141 |
72 |
120 |
It seems like a million years since we last went out to dinner. |
1.5128 |
0.03334 |
468 |
291 |
114 |
63 |
121 |
So then I thought to myself, where have I seen herbivore? |
1.5118 |
0.03380 |
467 |
294 |
107 |
66 |
122 |
Don't look now, but the T-Rex's just walked in. |
1.5113 |
0.03245 |
485 |
300 |
122 |
63 |
123 |
You haven't even so much as gazed at my new necklace. |
1.5110 |
0.03012 |
501 |
303 |
144 |
54 |
124 |
Don’t look, but the waiter is my ex from my late Jurassic period. |
1.5098 |
0.03211 |
459 |
276 |
132 |
51 |
125 |
I spend my entire week eating low-lying vegetation—I'm allowed to order dessert. |
1.5092 |
0.03225 |
489 |
303 |
123 |
63 |
126 |
I’m sure when the waiter called us “dinosaurs” he was referring to the fact that we still dress for dinner |
1.5091 |
0.03234 |
495 |
309 |
120 |
66 |
127 |
Give me a day or two to let the food settle before you ask about dessert. |
1.5086 |
0.03102 |
466 |
275 |
145 |
46 |
128 |
Most guys hate dating women taller than them. You have no idea how excited I was to get your reply. |
1.5083 |
0.03018 |
484 |
299 |
135 |
50 |
129 |
As long as you understand I never neck on the first date |
1.5082 |
0.03338 |
427 |
258 |
121 |
48 |
130 |
I just wish we could see eye-to-eye with more people |
1.5047 |
0.03361 |
426 |
260 |
117 |
49 |
131 |
Pardon me. In 10 seconds, I’m gonna burp. |
1.5024 |
0.03458 |
410 |
253 |
108 |
49 |
132 |
So glad that the comet missed. |
1.5022 |
0.03166 |
462 |
279 |
134 |
49 |
133 |
I might have covid, I can’t smell the food |
1.5019 |
0.03167 |
514 |
324 |
122 |
68 |
134 |
Why would you order soup?! |
1.5012 |
0.03547 |
417 |
265 |
95 |
57 |
135 |
I dropped my salad fork. |
1.4988 |
0.03345 |
423 |
259 |
117 |
47 |
136 |
And after dessert, we can go watch the meteor shower! |
1.4949 |
0.03558 |
392 |
246 |
98 |
48 |
137 |
Excuse me, my eyes are up here! |
1.4948 |
0.03632 |
384 |
243 |
92 |
49 |
138 |
A walk sounds romantic, there's a meteor shower tonight. |
1.4937 |
0.03578 |
397 |
252 |
94 |
51 |
139 |
First dates can be awkward but I think we have a lot in common. |
1.4926 |
0.03222 |
404 |
249 |
118 |
37 |
140 |
Remember when you didn't have to ask for a straw? |
1.4919 |
0.03272 |
433 |
266 |
121 |
46 |
141 |
I don’t know if I’m full. Ask me tomorrow. |
1.4914 |
0.03966 |
291 |
178 |
83 |
30 |
142 |
You look nothing like your profile picture. |
1.4893 |
0.03546 |
374 |
232 |
101 |
41 |
143 |
Can you ask for a straw? |
1.4886 |
0.03519 |
395 |
251 |
96 |
48 |
144 |
Steve, does this dress make my neck look long? |
1.4879 |
0.03631 |
414 |
273 |
80 |
61 |
145 |
You’re taller than I expected. |
1.4879 |
0.03269 |
412 |
250 |
123 |
39 |
146 |
Well, I hope that eventually hits the spot. |
1.4870 |
0.03816 |
386 |
258 |
68 |
60 |
147 |
...and you thought not having a thumb would be a problem... |
1.4863 |
0.03659 |
364 |
230 |
91 |
43 |
148 |
I'm not really hungry now. I ate the trees out front while we were waiting for our table |
1.4837 |
0.03484 |
368 |
226 |
106 |
36 |
149 |
I'll tell you how I managed my necklace clasp when you tell me how you tied your tie. And then we move on to the higher-level existential question. |
1.4832 |
0.03737 |
387 |
256 |
75 |
56 |
150 |
I won't marry you, Gerald, not even if I knew that a comet was going to strike the Earth tomorrow. |
1.4828 |
0.03551 |
379 |
239 |
97 |
43 |
151 |
I distinctly remember asking the waiter to bring us straws with our drinks. |
1.4825 |
0.03695 |
400 |
266 |
75 |
59 |
152 |
I'm definitely not having the soup |
1.4817 |
0.03812 |
355 |
231 |
77 |
47 |
153 |
We’re not carbon dating yet, right?” |
1.4815 |
0.03636 |
378 |
243 |
88 |
47 |
154 |
What do you mean you forgot the straws? |
1.4814 |
0.03708 |
376 |
245 |
81 |
50 |
155 |
I’ll never get back down to 32,000 pounds eating like this. |
1.4805 |
0.03586 |
385 |
247 |
91 |
47 |
156 |
Do you see our waiter? |
1.4771 |
0.03670 |
327 |
202 |
94 |
31 |
157 |
My eyes are up here, John |
1.4763 |
0.03678 |
380 |
249 |
81 |
50 |
158 |
Where does the bib go? |
1.4761 |
0.03470 |
376 |
235 |
103 |
38 |
159 |
I sense our relationship is getting close to extinction |
1.4752 |
0.03736 |
322 |
201 |
89 |
32 |
160 |
I’m up *here,* Harold! |
1.4723 |
0.03710 |
343 |
222 |
83 |
38 |
161 |
I brought you here to say I really appreciate how you stuck your neck out for me. |
1.4719 |
0.03521 |
356 |
222 |
100 |
34 |
162 |
Why do all our friends think we look down on them? |
1.4713 |
0.03579 |
348 |
218 |
96 |
34 |
163 |
I've sucked on trees in our backyard that taste better than this. |
1.4696 |
0.03390 |
362 |
227 |
103 |
32 |
164 |
We’ll probably be extinct by the time our entree comes. |
1.4686 |
0.03677 |
350 |
225 |
86 |
39 |
165 |
I took straws for granted. |
1.4680 |
0.03378 |
344 |
217 |
98 |
29 |
166 |
Glad you asked. House Speaker Mike Johnson says my ancestors met on Noah's Ark |
1.4675 |
0.03726 |
323 |
214 |
74 |
35 |
167 |
Do you remember, when we were dating, how exciting it was when we were necking? |
1.4671 |
0.03964 |
319 |
210 |
69 |
40 |
168 |
Does this necklace call attention to my neck? |
1.4667 |
0.03749 |
360 |
238 |
76 |
46 |
169 |
I don't see a future for us." |
1.4662 |
0.03802 |
311 |
197 |
83 |
31 |
170 |
I’m vegetarian too. |
1.4660 |
0.03929 |
309 |
200 |
74 |
35 |
171 |
You’ll like it, Joey. The waiters are giraffes. |
1.4657 |
0.03563 |
350 |
223 |
92 |
35 |
172 |
Well, I don't neck on the first date. |
1.4645 |
0.03606 |
338 |
213 |
93 |
32 |
173 |
Have you tried gargling? |
1.4636 |
0.03767 |
330 |
220 |
71 |
39 |
174 |
Remember our first date? Feels like 150 million years ago. |
1.4634 |
0.03833 |
328 |
214 |
76 |
38 |
175 |
You can order the entire tree, but I only want the leaves at the top. |
1.4603 |
0.03629 |
315 |
196 |
93 |
26 |
176 |
You didn’t happen to bring your readers did you? |
1.4585 |
0.03758 |
325 |
210 |
81 |
34 |
177 |
Is it Paleo? |
1.4577 |
0.03860 |
319 |
209 |
74 |
36 |
178 |
Would it be declassé to ask for straws for the wine? |
1.4576 |
0.03956 |
330 |
223 |
63 |
44 |
179 |
To be honest, you don't look a thing like your profile picture. |
1.4565 |
0.03652 |
322 |
215 |
74 |
33 |
180 |
One doesn't come to a place like this to eat . . . One comes to be seen. |
1.4561 |
0.03894 |
285 |
181 |
78 |
26 |
181 |
Be patient. It’s a tall order. |
1.4561 |
0.03938 |
296 |
192 |
73 |
31 |
182 |
„This has been my favorite restaurant for ages.“ |
1.4560 |
0.03738 |
318 |
204 |
83 |
31 |
183 |
Everyone’s staring cause we’re overdressed! |
1.4548 |
0.03724 |
310 |
197 |
85 |
28 |
184 |
It’s been fifteen minutes now and the waitress still hasn’t come back with the straws we asked for |
1.4538 |
0.03663 |
357 |
236 |
80 |
41 |
185 |
Why does it feel like we are the only ones who care about Climate Change. |
1.4536 |
0.04038 |
280 |
182 |
69 |
29 |
186 |
It’s a simple question, Barry, does this necklace make my neck look long? |
1.4498 |
0.03787 |
309 |
200 |
79 |
30 |
187 |
I think we are over dressed. Everyone is looking at us. |
1.4497 |
0.03841 |
318 |
210 |
73 |
35 |
188 |
I'm afraid it went down the wrong way. |
1.4497 |
0.03709 |
298 |
193 |
78 |
27 |
189 |
No. I don't want to visit your mother in Scotland this year. |
1.4493 |
0.03935 |
296 |
194 |
71 |
31 |
190 |
Carl, I wouldn’t worry about it… those End Of the World DoDos 🦤 are always wrong. |
1.4491 |
0.03993 |
265 |
169 |
73 |
23 |
191 |
it shouldn't be TOO hard to get the waiter's attention... |
1.4484 |
0.03430 |
310 |
202 |
83 |
25 |
192 |
And, to think we nearly broke up 20 million years ago. |
1.4466 |
0.03948 |
309 |
207 |
66 |
36 |
193 |
Why do they say that people who still dress for dinner are dinosaurs? |
1.4466 |
0.03922 |
309 |
206 |
68 |
35 |
194 |
It’s nice here, but eating tree leaves is easier. |
1.4460 |
0.03932 |
287 |
187 |
72 |
28 |
195 |
I think it’s important to let the kids decide if they identify as herbivore or carnivore. |
1.4459 |
0.03934 |
296 |
195 |
70 |
31 |
196 |
Of course you can ask for a straw. |
1.4455 |
0.03810 |
303 |
197 |
77 |
29 |
197 |
Food was ok, but not worth the 65 million year wait |
1.4452 |
0.03665 |
292 |
198 |
66 |
28 |
198 |
It’s over, Dino — no more necking. |
1.4448 |
0.03876 |
299 |
196 |
73 |
30 |
199 |
I really think our future is in oil. |
1.4436 |
0.04289 |
266 |
180 |
54 |
32 |
200 |
It was a nice thought, but how are we supposed to eat like this? |
1.4429 |
0.04033 |
280 |
187 |
63 |
30 |
201 |
No, I never order soup. |
1.4404 |
0.04032 |
277 |
183 |
66 |
28 |
202 |
How hard is it to provide 25 foot straws? |
1.4373 |
0.03851 |
295 |
194 |
73 |
28 |
203 |
I forgot my glasses. Can you check the time on my watch? |
1.4372 |
0.04421 |
247 |
168 |
50 |
29 |
204 |
This would be easier if our arms were longer. |
1.4370 |
0.04106 |
270 |
180 |
62 |
28 |
205 |
We both have a brain the size of a walnut, let's let the waiter order the wine. |
1.4368 |
0.04414 |
261 |
181 |
46 |
34 |
206 |
I'm telling you, Arthur, the waiter rolled his eyes when I ordered the "little neck" clams |
1.4367 |
0.04448 |
245 |
167 |
49 |
29 |
207 |
Honestly, if I hear the phrase, "And it's Neck and Neck!" one more time, I might become a carnivore. |
1.4367 |
0.04221 |
300 |
212 |
45 |
43 |
208 |
I don't know how they stay in business, with an all-you-can-eat salad bar. |
1.4365 |
0.04245 |
252 |
168 |
58 |
26 |
209 |
I just don’t see a future for us. |
1.4352 |
0.03881 |
301 |
201 |
69 |
31 |
210 |
They get you on the Heimlich Maneuver surcharge. |
1.4351 |
0.04569 |
239 |
165 |
44 |
30 |
211 |
Do you ever miss Loch Ness? |
1.4333 |
0.04667 |
240 |
169 |
38 |
33 |
212 |
I'm going off my diet and ordering the T-Rex bone-in |
1.4323 |
0.04044 |
266 |
176 |
65 |
25 |
213 |
I think that couple at the next table were in jurassic park? |
1.4322 |
0.04003 |
273 |
181 |
66 |
26 |
214 |
Let's go back home and neck |
1.4317 |
0.03679 |
278 |
192 |
61 |
25 |
215 |
It may be my narcissism, but I find that I look down on everyone. |
1.4311 |
0.03617 |
283 |
195 |
66 |
22 |
216 |
I should have brought my scarf, I feel a draft |
1.4301 |
0.04079 |
272 |
183 |
61 |
28 |
217 |
If evolution is so great why are the salads so small? |
1.4297 |
0.04111 |
263 |
176 |
61 |
26 |
218 |
I’m just glad you look like your profile picture. |
1.4296 |
0.03960 |
277 |
186 |
64 |
27 |
219 |
I hear the long necked clams are delicious. |
1.4292 |
0.03920 |
233 |
159 |
56 |
18 |
220 |
Stop trying to look down my dress. |
1.4292 |
0.04395 |
240 |
163 |
51 |
26 |
221 |
This is one brutal sore throat |
1.4280 |
0.04195 |
243 |
161 |
60 |
22 |
222 |
Would it be uncouth if I asked for a straw? |
1.4264 |
0.04016 |
265 |
176 |
65 |
24 |
223 |
Just when I thought a traditional dinner date had gone extinct, you asked me out |
1.4254 |
0.03653 |
268 |
179 |
70 |
19 |
224 |
The portion sizes at this place always look so small. |
1.4252 |
0.04139 |
254 |
170 |
60 |
24 |
225 |
What concerns me is that the soup will be cold by the time I get to taste it. |
1.4249 |
0.04571 |
233 |
162 |
43 |
28 |
226 |
I'd love to be more of a risk-taker,
but I'm reluctant to stick my neck out. |
1.4248 |
0.03896 |
266 |
174 |
71 |
21 |
227 |
You know,sometimes life just gets to be a long,hard swallow! |
1.4248 |
0.04549 |
226 |
155 |
46 |
25 |
228 |
65 million years to get a reservation.
This better be good. |
1.4240 |
0.04482 |
250 |
176 |
42 |
32 |
229 |
I'm at an age where the T-Rex guys just don't do it for me anymore. |
1.4234 |
0.03970 |
248 |
174 |
51 |
23 |
230 |
Just ask them for longer forks. |
1.4228 |
0.04075 |
272 |
185 |
59 |
28 |
231 |
I can’t see the table, is our food here yet? |
1.4221 |
0.04034 |
263 |
176 |
63 |
24 |
232 |
Does this necklace make my neck look long? |
1.4215 |
0.04234 |
261 |
180 |
52 |
29 |
233 |
Sure, I’m worried about climate change, but what can you do? |
1.4208 |
0.04004 |
259 |
172 |
65 |
22 |
234 |
Our waiter's a Neanderthal! |
1.4206 |
0.04043 |
252 |
167 |
64 |
21 |
235 |
I'm just looking for a guy who's willing to stick his neck out. |
1.4200 |
0.04105 |
250 |
167 |
61 |
22 |
236 |
Hopefully the main course will come before we become extinct! |
1.4191 |
0.04213 |
241 |
162 |
57 |
22 |
237 |
I'm not sure we have anything in common. |
1.4185 |
0.04263 |
227 |
151 |
57 |
19 |
238 |
I'm confused. Are the flowers a center piece or the meal? |
1.4185 |
0.04217 |
227 |
150 |
59 |
18 |
239 |
By the time the food reaches my stomach I'm hungry again |
1.4183 |
0.03974 |
251 |
165 |
67 |
19 |
240 |
I hope they have the long straws. |
1.4173 |
0.03890 |
266 |
176 |
69 |
21 |
241 |
Let's go back to my place and neck. |
1.4167 |
0.04542 |
240 |
170 |
40 |
30 |
242 |
I can’t believe she married a carnivore! |
1.4155 |
0.04418 |
219 |
148 |
51 |
20 |
243 |
It's so nice to finally meet someone who's on my level. |
1.4151 |
0.04472 |
212 |
143 |
50 |
19 |
244 |
Online dating is horrible! You're the first man I've met who's actually on my level. |
1.4134 |
0.04278 |
254 |
177 |
49 |
28 |
245 |
It's nice to finally socially engage with someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. |
1.4130 |
0.04396 |
230 |
158 |
49 |
23 |
246 |
I hear the Natural History Museum might offer us an apartment. |
1.4130 |
0.03803 |
247 |
167 |
63 |
17 |
247 |
I'm glad they moved us away from the ceiling fan. |
1.4128 |
0.04327 |
235 |
161 |
51 |
23 |
248 |
I had to make this reservation ages ago. |
1.4095 |
0.04498 |
210 |
143 |
48 |
19 |
249 |
Oh great, my annoying co-worker is here! Quick, put your head down! |
1.4087 |
0.04777 |
208 |
147 |
37 |
24 |
250 |
I just have this nagging feeling that this isn't going anywhere, like it could just end tomorrow. |
1.4081 |
0.04354 |
223 |
152 |
51 |
20 |
251 |
I’m still waiting for the hor d’oeuvres to reach my stomach.” |
1.4079 |
0.04148 |
228 |
152 |
59 |
17 |
252 |
I think we should be seeing other people. If there were any. |
1.4073 |
0.04038 |
248 |
167 |
61 |
20 |
253 |
thats funny...you don't look jewish! |
1.4070 |
0.04727 |
199 |
138 |
41 |
20 |
254 |
It's nice to get out of the tar pits every now and then. |
1.4070 |
0.04563 |
199 |
135 |
47 |
17 |
255 |
I think the app OK Cupid really got us right this time don’t you?” |
1.4067 |
0.03790 |
209 |
148 |
49 |
12 |
256 |
Who ties your tie? |
1.4053 |
0.04158 |
227 |
152 |
58 |
17 |
257 |
Finally. Someone with the same perspective as me. |
1.4053 |
0.04158 |
227 |
152 |
58 |
17 |
258 |
Try living in my neck of the woods |
1.4053 |
0.04831 |
190 |
132 |
39 |
19 |
259 |
Haha..We went for a swim and now they’re obsessed with only that one lake ! |
1.4052 |
0.04230 |
232 |
158 |
54 |
20 |
260 |
Paleo's just too new age for my tastes. |
1.4048 |
0.04593 |
210 |
146 |
43 |
21 |
261 |
Food’s cold again |
1.4037 |
0.04276 |
218 |
147 |
54 |
17 |
262 |
So glad to finally meet someone I can see eye-to-eye with |
1.4027 |
0.04470 |
221 |
156 |
42 |
23 |
263 |
The maitre'd wasn't much, but the kitchen staff was tasty. |
1.4018 |
0.04160 |
219 |
153 |
48 |
18 |
264 |
I just wish that we could go back to the days of the fern bars. |
1.4018 |
0.04357 |
219 |
150 |
50 |
19 |
265 |
You don't look a day over 50 million. |
1.4009 |
0.04219 |
222 |
150 |
55 |
17 |
266 |
Let’s go down to dinner. |
1.4000 |
0.04702 |
200 |
140 |
40 |
20 |
267 |
What are you having? I didn’t bring my glasses. |
1.4000 |
0.04230 |
235 |
162 |
52 |
21 |
268 |
It's so much easier eating leaves. |
1.3990 |
0.04598 |
203 |
141 |
43 |
19 |
269 |
I hope they have decent vegetarian options this time. |
1.3990 |
0.04324 |
203 |
136 |
53 |
14 |
270 |
Such stares! You'd think they'd never seen a vegetarian before. |
1.3983 |
0.04545 |
236 |
171 |
36 |
29 |
271 |
I heard they actually bring the trees to the table... |
1.3982 |
0.04229 |
221 |
150 |
54 |
17 |
272 |
And then she said, ‘I’m always sticking my neck out for him!’ like that’s heroic or something. |
1.3979 |
0.04688 |
191 |
132 |
42 |
17 |
273 |
You know, it's been about 145 million years. I think our waiter has forgotten us. |
1.3974 |
0.04368 |
234 |
165 |
45 |
24 |
274 |
It takes too long to realize I ate too much. |
1.3971 |
0.04700 |
209 |
149 |
37 |
23 |
275 |
I told you this vest made my neck look big |
1.3965 |
0.04149 |
227 |
154 |
56 |
17 |
276 |
Dennis is that you holding my hand? |
1.3952 |
0.04583 |
210 |
148 |
41 |
21 |
277 |
It's too much a stretch |
1.3951 |
0.03819 |
205 |
147 |
45 |
13 |
278 |
I think we both took too much Viagra. |
1.3944 |
0.04335 |
213 |
152 |
41 |
20 |
279 |
Do you think the babysitter knows what to do in case of an asteroid? |
1.3930 |
0.04460 |
201 |
138 |
47 |
16 |
280 |
I had one heck of a time zipping up this dress. |
1.3925 |
0.04268 |
214 |
146 |
52 |
16 |
281 |
Can we pay our bill in oil futures? |
1.3920 |
0.05095 |
176 |
128 |
28 |
20 |
282 |
Hey buddy, eyes up here. |
1.3920 |
0.04433 |
199 |
136 |
48 |
15 |
283 |
I guess we should have requested a "high top." |
1.3920 |
0.04656 |
199 |
140 |
40 |
19 |
284 |
Brian, this is a very fancy establishment. They don’t have straws. |
1.3920 |
0.04375 |
199 |
135 |
50 |
14 |
285 |
I haven’t felt the same since we left Scotland |
1.3918 |
0.04909 |
194 |
140 |
32 |
22 |
286 |
We usually see eye to eye on things. |
1.3915 |
0.04295 |
212 |
145 |
51 |
16 |
287 |
Let’s just eat shoots and leave. |
1.3906 |
0.04890 |
192 |
138 |
33 |
21 |
288 |
If the service is any slower we’ll go extinct. |
1.3899 |
0.04310 |
218 |
151 |
49 |
18 |
289 |
You better ask for the check; Noah said don’t be late. |
1.3898 |
0.04811 |
177 |
123 |
39 |
15 |
290 |
Don't apologise for being old-fashioned - I like the fact you're a dinosaur. |
1.3895 |
0.04696 |
190 |
133 |
40 |
17 |
291 |
What meteorite??!! |
1.3889 |
0.04614 |
198 |
139 |
41 |
18 |
292 |
Draft beer? No, let’s get a couple of longnecks. |
1.3889 |
0.04559 |
198 |
138 |
43 |
17 |
293 |
Do you know if they’ve cleared the table? |
1.3883 |
0.04431 |
206 |
143 |
46 |
17 |
294 |
Would you ask the waiter for straws? |
1.3879 |
0.04313 |
214 |
148 |
49 |
17 |
295 |
This isn’t going to work unless you evolve. |
1.3879 |
0.04886 |
214 |
160 |
25 |
29 |
296 |
As embarrassing as it might be, I think eating this would be easier on all fours. |
1.3876 |
0.04690 |
209 |
151 |
35 |
23 |
297 |
We should’ve asked for the high top |
1.3871 |
0.04220 |
217 |
149 |
52 |
16 |
298 |
I swear, Harvey, with portions like these a girl could go extinct! |
1.3865 |
0.04414 |
207 |
144 |
46 |
17 |
299 |
No, I couldn’t hear the specials either. |
1.3862 |
0.04943 |
189 |
137 |
31 |
21 |
300 |
Not that bad, actually; the necklace has a clasp on the back. |
1.3861 |
0.04149 |
202 |
135 |
56 |
11 |
301 |
Do you think they have any longer forks? |
1.3861 |
0.04491 |
202 |
141 |
44 |
17 |
302 |
I feel that I have really put my neck on the line for this relationship. |
1.3860 |
0.04077 |
228 |
156 |
56 |
16 |
303 |
*Can you see the stage from here?" |
1.3850 |
0.04521 |
200 |
140 |
43 |
17 |
304 |
My bad. I should have reserved a high top table. |
1.3846 |
0.04290 |
208 |
143 |
50 |
15 |
305 |
... and then Cousin Harold called his mother-in-law an old fossil and all hell broke loose. |
1.3838 |
0.04717 |
185 |
130 |
39 |
16 |
306 |
I'm investing in oil companies. I mean, we're all gonna die someday. |
1.3830 |
0.04663 |
188 |
132 |
40 |
16 |
307 |
I saw you looking at that dilophosaurus. |
1.3825 |
0.04412 |
217 |
154 |
43 |
20 |
308 |
What should we tip? Service was terrible, but he was quite tasty! |
1.3822 |
0.04843 |
191 |
138 |
33 |
20 |
309 |
I understand this place is known for its paleo diet. |
1.3815 |
0.04947 |
173 |
123 |
34 |
16 |
310 |
Be careful. The last time we ate here I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on you. |
1.3812 |
0.04658 |
181 |
126 |
41 |
14 |
311 |
Now I hear the Iguanodons are extinct. Maybe we should postpone the cruise. |
1.3805 |
0.04328 |
205 |
145 |
44 |
16 |
312 |
Are they GROWING the trees out there?! What’s taking so long?? |
1.3800 |
0.04625 |
200 |
143 |
38 |
19 |
313 |
Could you tell me what's on my plate? |
1.3791 |
0.04637 |
182 |
127 |
41 |
14 |
314 |
What attracted you to me? |
1.3789 |
0.04561 |
190 |
133 |
42 |
15 |
315 |
Let's skip the soup. |
1.3789 |
0.04622 |
190 |
134 |
40 |
16 |
316 |
Everyone's looking at my bad manicure, I can tell. |
1.3788 |
0.04602 |
198 |
141 |
39 |
18 |
317 |
I think I have a head of lettuce stuck in my throat. |
1.3787 |
0.04957 |
169 |
120 |
34 |
15 |
318 |
I'm sorry, but I just don't see a future for us. |
1.3785 |
0.04795 |
177 |
125 |
37 |
15 |
319 |
I don’t regret doing Jurassic Park, but it hasn’t been easy getting other roles since. |
1.3780 |
0.04990 |
164 |
116 |
34 |
14 |
320 |
I'm glad we can see eye to eye. |
1.3774 |
0.04224 |
212 |
147 |
50 |
15 |
321 |
You can have the flower, dear. |
1.3772 |
0.04776 |
167 |
116 |
39 |
12 |
322 |
I'll have the short ribs and a long fork. |
1.3770 |
0.04745 |
183 |
130 |
37 |
16 |
323 |
‘It’s been so long’ |
1.3770 |
0.04662 |
191 |
136 |
38 |
17 |
324 |
There's a pterodactyl in my soup! |
1.3768 |
0.04558 |
207 |
149 |
38 |
20 |
325 |
People are staring. Do you think my neckline is too low? |
1.3764 |
0.04839 |
178 |
127 |
35 |
16 |
326 |
I
I've learned to floss on telephone wires. |
1.3757 |
0.04969 |
181 |
132 |
30 |
19 |
327 |
Did you bring my reading binoculars? |
1.3750 |
0.04786 |
184 |
132 |
35 |
17 |
328 |
Try the early bird special. |
1.3743 |
0.05115 |
171 |
125 |
28 |
18 |
329 |
You're the first blind date with whom I see eye to eye |
1.3738 |
0.04571 |
206 |
149 |
37 |
20 |
330 |
I got all dressed up to eat more than kale on trees, mister |
1.3732 |
0.04471 |
209 |
150 |
40 |
19 |
331 |
I’m leaning towards the fiddlehead ferns. You? |
1.3716 |
0.04476 |
183 |
127 |
44 |
12 |
332 |
Do you ever get sick of people asking you “How’s the weather up there?” |
1.3713 |
0.04915 |
167 |
119 |
34 |
14 |
333 |
On the way home, can we do a little necking? |
1.3707 |
0.04314 |
205 |
144 |
46 |
15 |
334 |
Enough about my practice, what made YOU want to become a chiropractor? |
1.3702 |
0.04642 |
181 |
130 |
36 |
15 |
335 |
The head room is great, but the portions are really small. |
1.3689 |
0.04185 |
206 |
143 |
50 |
13 |
336 |
Yes, I agree…..the winning caption is always something dumb. |
1.3687 |
0.05305 |
179 |
137 |
18 |
24 |
337 |
We don't neck anymore. |
1.3684 |
0.04610 |
171 |
119 |
41 |
11 |
338 |
Together 150 million years and we still can't agree on an appetizer. |
1.3684 |
0.05038 |
171 |
125 |
29 |
17 |
339 |
Maybe we should've picked a place that had straws. |
1.3684 |
0.04667 |
190 |
137 |
36 |
17 |
340 |
Honey, I told them we don’t eat meat. |
1.3675 |
0.04703 |
166 |
116 |
39 |
11 |
341 |
Roxy, although it used to be Rex. What's yours? |
1.3673 |
0.05295 |
147 |
106 |
28 |
13 |
342 |
I like your tie. I think. |
1.3671 |
0.04610 |
158 |
108 |
42 |
8 |
343 |
I wouldn’t care if the world WAS ending tomorrow, I still wouldn’t go all the way on a first date! |
1.3669 |
0.04411 |
169 |
126 |
31 |
12 |
344 |
So reports of a giant asteroid heading straight for Earth are fake news? |
1.3652 |
0.04551 |
178 |
125 |
41 |
12 |
345 |
I'm really getting tired of waiters saying no kidding when we order longneck Buds. |
1.3649 |
0.05265 |
148 |
107 |
28 |
13 |
346 |
I told the sitter don't even try making him brush his teeth. |
1.3631 |
0.04461 |
179 |
125 |
43 |
11 |
347 |
Dear, I think I dropped my fork. |
1.3631 |
0.04667 |
179 |
128 |
37 |
14 |
348 |
I prefer that they think we existed |
1.3631 |
0.04318 |
179 |
123 |
47 |
9 |
349 |
These little lunches are beneath us. Let’s go eat from the treetops. |
1.3631 |
0.04580 |
168 |
117 |
41 |
10 |
350 |
You Want A Lobster Bib? Are you joking? |
1.3630 |
0.05039 |
146 |
103 |
33 |
10 |
351 |
I heard the asteroid is merely a mammalian power play. |
1.3622 |
0.04623 |
185 |
133 |
37 |
15 |
352 |
It’s a new dining concept. You eat off of someone else’s table. |
1.3617 |
0.04753 |
188 |
138 |
32 |
18 |
353 |
Would you stop obsessing, Herb? Your necktie is fine exactly where it is. |
1.3614 |
0.05067 |
166 |
122 |
28 |
16 |
354 |
Don’t even get me started on the bathroom mirrors. |
1.3613 |
0.04746 |
155 |
108 |
38 |
9 |
355 |
Well, what exactly do you think they make the Brontosaurus Burger from?” |
1.3611 |
0.05212 |
180 |
138 |
19 |
23 |
356 |
Is my tie crooked |
1.3604 |
0.04301 |
197 |
139 |
45 |
13 |
357 |
I’m going for the salad at table 19, tell me when she’s not looking. |
1.3602 |
0.05104 |
161 |
118 |
28 |
15 |
358 |
It's called 'haute cuisine' Gerald, look it up. |
1.3600 |
0.04596 |
175 |
131 |
29 |
15 |
359 |
I hear the leaves are excellent. |
1.3598 |
0.04487 |
189 |
135 |
40 |
14 |
360 |
Should we tie the knot? |
1.3598 |
0.05324 |
164 |
124 |
21 |
19 |
361 |
They forgot the straws. |
1.3590 |
0.04624 |
195 |
143 |
34 |
18 |
362 |
Prehistorically speaking, of course. |
1.3576 |
0.04914 |
151 |
107 |
34 |
10 |
363 |
You know, I was vegan before it was cool |
1.3575 |
0.04855 |
179 |
132 |
30 |
17 |
364 |
By the time that lousy waiter takes our order, we'll be extinct. |
1.3571 |
0.04603 |
182 |
131 |
37 |
14 |
365 |
I would love to travel more, but there's never enough room in the overhead. |
1.3559 |
0.04553 |
177 |
126 |
39 |
12 |
366 |
I'm so glad that that night I saw you from across the room. |
1.3558 |
0.04661 |
163 |
115 |
38 |
10 |
367 |
I specified "over 27 feet" but I guess I'm open to short guys. |
1.3556 |
0.04568 |
180 |
129 |
38 |
13 |
368 |
Next time let’s rent a limousine that stretches vertically. |
1.3546 |
0.05243 |
141 |
102 |
28 |
11 |
369 |
Are you sure these aren't the appetizers? |
1.3539 |
0.04316 |
178 |
124 |
45 |
9 |
370 |
The vibe in here is truly prehistoric. |
1.3537 |
0.04796 |
164 |
118 |
34 |
12 |
371 |
You look nothing like your cave painting. |
1.3529 |
0.05365 |
153 |
115 |
22 |
16 |
372 |
I never order the soup, by the time it reaches my stomach it’s too cold. |
1.3529 |
0.05034 |
153 |
111 |
30 |
12 |
373 |
He’s taking forever to tape 50 straws together. Should we just leave? |
1.3526 |
0.04471 |
173 |
122 |
41 |
10 |
374 |
Have children? No, I don't really see any future for them. |
1.3520 |
0.04580 |
179 |
129 |
37 |
13 |
375 |
Sometimes I get hungry, and then the last swallow hits.. |
1.3519 |
0.04673 |
162 |
115 |
37 |
10 |
376 |
Norbert, I know it's our 25th anniversary, but if you buy me one more pullover, I'm filing for a divorce. |
1.3519 |
0.04754 |
162 |
116 |
35 |
11 |
377 |
Oh God, it's Carl. Maybe he won't see us. |
1.3506 |
0.05174 |
154 |
114 |
26 |
14 |
378 |
'My eyes are up here buddy.' |
1.3503 |
0.05101 |
157 |
116 |
27 |
14 |
379 |
Nice salad, but I’m craving something meteor. |
1.3503 |
0.05259 |
157 |
118 |
23 |
16 |
380 |
Was your soup cold, too? |
1.3500 |
0.04626 |
180 |
131 |
35 |
14 |
381 |
Could we just skip dessert and go straight to necking? |
1.3497 |
0.04572 |
183 |
133 |
36 |
14 |
382 |
No bread for me. I’m on paleo |
1.3490 |
0.04849 |
149 |
106 |
34 |
9 |
383 |
I just thought we could see eye to eye. |
1.3484 |
0.04808 |
155 |
111 |
34 |
10 |
384 |
I don't really have any family for my side of the aisle. How about you? |
1.3481 |
0.04299 |
158 |
115 |
35 |
8 |
385 |
Forget that our arms don’t reach our mouths. Without opposable thumbs, it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference. |
1.3476 |
0.04808 |
187 |
141 |
27 |
19 |
386 |
I made this reservation eons ago. |
1.3476 |
0.04625 |
164 |
117 |
37 |
10 |
387 |
I'm still hungry. And if you say "the food hasn't hit my stomach yet," I'm going to smack you. |
1.3475 |
0.05031 |
141 |
101 |
31 |
9 |
388 |
Live each day as if it were your last. |
1.3467 |
0.05004 |
150 |
109 |
30 |
11 |
389 |
Sorry, but I just don't see a future for us together. |
1.3462 |
0.04561 |
156 |
112 |
35 |
9 |
390 |
I just hope I'll be able to read the menu. |
1.3460 |
0.04024 |
211 |
150 |
49 |
12 |
391 |
Next time let's go to the place with the tall leafy trees. |
1.3452 |
0.04922 |
168 |
125 |
28 |
15 |
392 |
Happy anniversary darling,just 206 million years |
1.3448 |
0.05027 |
145 |
105 |
30 |
10 |
393 |
Please don't get short with me. |
1.3446 |
0.04766 |
148 |
105 |
35 |
8 |
394 |
For a place this expensive you’d think they’d have bigger portions |
1.3444 |
0.04796 |
151 |
110 |
31 |
10 |
395 |
Crap. I dropped the fork. |
1.3439 |
0.05089 |
157 |
117 |
26 |
14 |
396 |
How long could it possibly take to bring us a tree? |
1.3433 |
0.04981 |
134 |
95 |
32 |
7 |
397 |
The attention is nice, but in my next life I hope to be a turtle. |
1.3433 |
0.04867 |
134 |
100 |
25 |
9 |
398 |
I can’t imagine a world without us. |
1.3427 |
0.04973 |
143 |
103 |
31 |
9 |
399 |
I feel bad about my neck. |
1.3419 |
0.04966 |
155 |
114 |
29 |
12 |
400 |
Want to split a massive amount of vegetation? |
1.3416 |
0.04835 |
161 |
118 |
31 |
12 |
401 |
Can you reach the ketchup? |
1.3415 |
0.04613 |
164 |
118 |
36 |
10 |
402 |
And afterwards, I thought we might go somewhere and neck. |
1.3412 |
0.04801 |
170 |
126 |
30 |
14 |
403 |
It feels like we've been together for a million years. |
1.3407 |
0.05060 |
135 |
97 |
30 |
8 |
404 |
I was not looking over your shoulder. |
1.3406 |
0.04986 |
138 |
99 |
31 |
8 |
405 |
My neck is killing me. |
1.3399 |
0.04833 |
153 |
111 |
32 |
10 |
406 |
That's why I don't like Chinese food. By the time it hits my stomach, I'm hungry again. |
1.3397 |
0.05022 |
156 |
116 |
27 |
13 |
407 |
What do you mean “how did you get that dress on”? |
1.3397 |
0.04681 |
156 |
112 |
35 |
9 |
408 |
Where's our waitress? Iknowshesawus. |
1.3394 |
0.04901 |
165 |
123 |
28 |
14 |
409 |
Now I get why we will become extinct. |
1.3392 |
0.04704 |
171 |
126 |
32 |
13 |
410 |
I hate it when they assume we don’t want chopsticks. |
1.3387 |
0.05713 |
124 |
93 |
20 |
11 |
411 |
Uggh, my Rex just walked in. |
1.3385 |
0.05411 |
130 |
96 |
24 |
10 |
412 |
I think we’re going to need longer utensils. |
1.3381 |
0.05262 |
139 |
103 |
25 |
11 |
413 |
We didn't think this through, probably on account of our walnut-sized brains. |
1.3375 |
0.04928 |
160 |
119 |
28 |
13 |
414 |
I doubt any of this will go down well. |
1.3375 |
0.04766 |
160 |
117 |
32 |
11 |
415 |
Honey, do you think this dress is too low cut? |
1.3375 |
0.04766 |
160 |
117 |
32 |
11 |
416 |
Steve, I don’t think a long term relationship is in anyone’s best interest right now. |
1.3374 |
0.04371 |
163 |
115 |
41 |
7 |
417 |
I just hope they don’t give us those tiny forks again |
1.3374 |
0.04704 |
163 |
119 |
33 |
11 |
418 |
I had to make the reservation eons in advance for this place. |
1.3360 |
0.05321 |
125 |
91 |
26 |
8 |
419 |
I might hit the salad bar. |
1.3358 |
0.05291 |
134 |
99 |
25 |
10 |
420 |
It just feels like the world has moved on sometimes, you know, Bert? |
1.3357 |
0.04957 |
143 |
104 |
30 |
9 |
421 |
I'm afraid at this rate we'll be extinct before the entrées arrive. |
1.3356 |
0.05076 |
146 |
108 |
27 |
11 |
422 |
Thumbs?! How about longer arms |
1.3356 |
0.05004 |
149 |
110 |
28 |
11 |
423 |
I dropped my fork again… |
1.3353 |
0.04861 |
170 |
128 |
27 |
15 |
424 |
Let's try the long-necked clams. |
1.3351 |
0.03803 |
185 |
136 |
42 |
7 |
425 |
I told you that meteor would miss. |
1.3333 |
0.04726 |
144 |
103 |
34 |
7 |
426 |
I don't know about you but I'm
finding the food here awfully
hard to swallow. |
1.3333 |
0.04755 |
156 |
114 |
32 |
10 |
427 |
Let's do paleo. |
1.3333 |
0.05257 |
135 |
100 |
25 |
10 |
428 |
I look forward to our front-row opera seats. |
1.3333 |
0.05120 |
123 |
88 |
29 |
6 |
429 |
I never see them seat the triceratops outside… |
1.3333 |
0.04792 |
150 |
109 |
32 |
9 |
430 |
I can’t stand one more person asking us about the weather |
1.3333 |
0.05121 |
144 |
107 |
26 |
11 |
431 |
And to top it all the dentist charged me extra for the ladder... |
1.3312 |
0.04815 |
157 |
116 |
30 |
11 |
432 |
I’m late because I can never see my watch. |
1.3311 |
0.04925 |
148 |
109 |
29 |
10 |
433 |
I understand that you are a great necker |
1.3309 |
0.05043 |
139 |
102 |
28 |
9 |
434 |
I’m worried about Nessie, she’s been so distant lately. |
1.3309 |
0.05119 |
136 |
100 |
27 |
9 |
435 |
I wish I could explain…unfortunately, you have a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.3308 |
0.05503 |
130 |
98 |
21 |
11 |
436 |
Tea, Rex? |
1.3306 |
0.05553 |
121 |
90 |
22 |
9 |
437 |
I hate bad lighting in restaurants. You can barely see your food. |
1.3293 |
0.05052 |
164 |
126 |
22 |
16 |
438 |
The food is good, but the portions are so small. |
1.3287 |
0.05230 |
143 |
108 |
23 |
12 |
439 |
I didn't realise that you knelt down earlier. |
1.3286 |
0.04803 |
140 |
103 |
29 |
8 |
440 |
A five-star Michelin dinner and then the meteor show later, how much better can it get? |
1.3284 |
0.05165 |
134 |
99 |
26 |
9 |
441 |
So,to be clear,necking is out of the question? |
1.3274 |
0.04663 |
168 |
125 |
31 |
12 |
442 |
Do you think they forgot about us? |
1.3272 |
0.04702 |
162 |
120 |
31 |
11 |
443 |
The atmosphere is great, but I still need a straw. |
1.3265 |
0.04842 |
147 |
110 |
27 |
10 |
444 |
This was worth the wait." |
1.3262 |
0.05278 |
141 |
107 |
22 |
12 |
445 |
I’m pretty sure we’re the oldest couple here. |
1.3259 |
0.05547 |
135 |
104 |
18 |
13 |
446 |
I liked it much better when dining out meant dining outside! |
1.3256 |
0.05297 |
129 |
96 |
24 |
9 |
447 |
I feel like it’s been ages since we’ve been out. |
1.3254 |
0.05143 |
126 |
92 |
27 |
7 |
448 |
It’s the anniversary of our extinction.” |
1.3248 |
0.04447 |
157 |
115 |
34 |
8 |
449 |
So you chose a place with no trees on the menu. You know I love trees. |
1.3245 |
0.04656 |
151 |
110 |
33 |
8 |
450 |
You feel high too? Must be the martinis. |
1.3243 |
0.04620 |
148 |
107 |
34 |
7 |
451 |
Henry, you are head and neck above most of the others. |
1.3231 |
0.04910 |
130 |
94 |
30 |
6 |
452 |
To think that if I hadn’t been on that photo shoot at Loch Ness , we might never have met… |
1.3230 |
0.04794 |
161 |
121 |
28 |
12 |
453 |
Why do they always seat us in the elevator shaft? |
1.3226 |
0.05091 |
155 |
119 |
22 |
14 |
454 |
But honey, we're herbivores... Why would the waiter yell 'meatier!' and run? |
1.3226 |
0.05674 |
124 |
95 |
18 |
11 |
455 |
I’m glad I finally met someone who I see eye-to-eye with. |
1.3221 |
0.04787 |
149 |
110 |
30 |
9 |
456 |
I miss the old days when we ate from trees! |
1.3219 |
0.05044 |
146 |
110 |
25 |
11 |
457 |
Be honest, does this dress make me look fat? |
1.3219 |
0.04755 |
146 |
107 |
31 |
8 |
458 |
Yes, I do think that the stacked onion-ring tower would have been better. |
1.3214 |
0.04890 |
140 |
103 |
29 |
8 |
459 |
I think I'll have the Jurassic Pork. |
1.3206 |
0.04879 |
131 |
95 |
30 |
6 |
460 |
I just don't understand, she said we act like we're above everyone else. |
1.3206 |
0.04998 |
131 |
96 |
28 |
7 |
461 |
This will never work. You bend over my left shoulder for the plates on the table behind me and I'll go over your right shoulder for the table behind you. |
1.3203 |
0.04788 |
153 |
114 |
29 |
10 |
462 |
Don’t get any ideas - I don’t neck on the first date. |
1.3194 |
0.04893 |
144 |
107 |
28 |
9 |
463 |
Farm to table? How about Food to Mouth?? |
1.3191 |
0.04755 |
141 |
103 |
31 |
7 |
464 |
Call me crazy, but I'm going to try using the chopsticks. |
1.3185 |
0.05004 |
135 |
100 |
27 |
8 |
465 |
- “Yeah, me too - I have to eat lots of food before my tummy feels full” |
1.3182 |
0.05193 |
132 |
99 |
24 |
9 |
466 |
We got clothes; got in to the city; found a high ceiling restaurant … I can’t reach my mouth. |
1.3169 |
0.05132 |
142 |
108 |
23 |
11 |
467 |
It’s finally nice to meet, face to face. |
1.3169 |
0.05132 |
142 |
108 |
23 |
11 |
468 |
I wish we could see other people. |
1.3165 |
0.05309 |
139 |
107 |
20 |
12 |
469 |
”I hear they have
great leafy trees here.” |
1.3158 |
0.05269 |
133 |
101 |
22 |
10 |
470 |
It’s been 100 million crazy years. I’m thinking omnivore tonight? |
1.3158 |
0.05753 |
114 |
87 |
18 |
9 |
471 |
Niles?, do you think we look down on people? |
1.3158 |
0.04420 |
152 |
110 |
36 |
6 |
472 |
It's good to be back! |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
473 |
If you’re asking my opinion, don’t sell your convertible. |
1.3154 |
0.05126 |
130 |
97 |
25 |
8 |
474 |
I'm just going to send it back and ask for a eucalyptus tree. |
1.3147 |
0.05004 |
143 |
108 |
25 |
10 |
475 |
When someone says I'm a pain in the neck, that really hurts. |
1.3140 |
0.05382 |
121 |
91 |
22 |
8 |
476 |
You know dear, this vegan life is a real stretch |
1.3139 |
0.05458 |
137 |
107 |
17 |
13 |
477 |
See you in a few minutes, I’m going down for a bite. |
1.3139 |
0.05155 |
137 |
104 |
23 |
10 |
478 |
I'm glad you finally stuck your neck out there and asked me to dinner. |
1.3134 |
0.05341 |
134 |
103 |
20 |
11 |
479 |
I thought you said they serve longnecks here? |
1.3125 |
0.04952 |
160 |
124 |
22 |
14 |
480 |
I have been herbivore. |
1.3109 |
0.05566 |
119 |
91 |
19 |
9 |
481 |
Enough of the paleo. I'm ordering mammal. |
1.3106 |
0.05283 |
132 |
101 |
21 |
10 |
482 |
I’m just saying it Bill, it’s a nice place and all, but the tables could’ve been higher |
1.3106 |
0.05173 |
132 |
100 |
23 |
9 |
483 |
Do you want to split an apple tree for dessert? |
1.3103 |
0.05532 |
116 |
88 |
20 |
8 |
484 |
Do we really need to evolve? I like my present condition. |
1.3101 |
0.05019 |
129 |
96 |
26 |
7 |
485 |
I'm telling you, Phil, it's unnerving. By the way people are staring at us you'd think none of them have ever seen a couple of brachiosauruses out on a dinner date before! |
1.3101 |
0.05138 |
129 |
97 |
24 |
8 |
486 |
We're going extinct soon, so order the steak. |
1.3099 |
0.04915 |
142 |
107 |
26 |
9 |
487 |
In this day and age, what's the worst that can happen? |
1.3099 |
0.04377 |
142 |
102 |
36 |
4 |
488 |
I'm glad we see eye to eye. |
1.3097 |
0.05345 |
113 |
84 |
23 |
6 |
489 |
Nora Ephron said it best. |
1.3097 |
0.05772 |
113 |
87 |
17 |
9 |
490 |
Don't get all high and mighty with me! |
1.3097 |
0.04718 |
155 |
117 |
28 |
10 |
491 |
With these size of servings, no wonder we're becoming extinct. |
1.3095 |
0.04842 |
126 |
92 |
29 |
5 |
492 |
I'm sorry, but I'm looking for someone a little taller. |
1.3094 |
0.04987 |
139 |
105 |
25 |
9 |
493 |
Should we order entrees or are you still swallowing your appetizer? |
1.3091 |
0.05285 |
110 |
81 |
24 |
5 |
494 |
Now if we ask to switch to a high-top, we’ll be *those* dinosaurs. |
1.3089 |
0.05307 |
123 |
93 |
22 |
8 |
495 |
I was hoping to find someone with a brain bigger than a walnut. |
1.3088 |
0.05272 |
136 |
105 |
20 |
11 |
496 |
I think I'll order the little necks. |
1.3088 |
0.05061 |
136 |
103 |
24 |
9 |
497 |
I miss salad bars. |
1.3088 |
0.04952 |
136 |
102 |
26 |
8 |
498 |
I should have worn my turtleneck" |
1.3088 |
0.04611 |
136 |
99 |
32 |
5 |
499 |
It’s so refreshing to talk to a man at my level. |
1.3087 |
0.04939 |
149 |
114 |
24 |
11 |
500 |
Let's just eat the waiter. |
1.3083 |
0.05893 |
120 |
95 |
13 |
12 |
501 |
I just don’t think we have enough in common. |
1.3083 |
0.05027 |
133 |
100 |
25 |
8 |
502 |
I just hope the seafood tower lives up to its name. |
1.3077 |
0.04941 |
104 |
74 |
28 |
2 |
503 |
I think we should ask for two straws! |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
504 |
Well I did promise you a table with a view… |
1.3077 |
0.04986 |
130 |
97 |
26 |
7 |
505 |
I don't know why we come here, they have so few vegetarian options. |
1.3077 |
0.05104 |
130 |
98 |
24 |
8 |
506 |
But honey, how long can the forks possibly be? |
1.3071 |
0.05058 |
140 |
107 |
23 |
10 |
507 |
I’m willing to overlook a lot of flaws. |
1.3071 |
0.05304 |
127 |
97 |
21 |
9 |
508 |
Maybe we should have gotten outdoor seating. |
1.3056 |
0.05002 |
108 |
78 |
27 |
3 |
509 |
Jerry, you’re a real pain in the neck |
1.3047 |
0.04778 |
128 |
94 |
29 |
5 |
510 |
I tried to get his attention, but I don't think the waitersaurus. |
1.3046 |
0.04698 |
151 |
114 |
28 |
9 |
511 |
Having just read Pinocchio, I may now have an explanation for why our necks keep growing. And I need to talk to you about where I really was last night. |
1.3040 |
0.05233 |
125 |
95 |
22 |
8 |
512 |
It's not just us, everyone is grazing. |
1.3039 |
0.05709 |
102 |
77 |
19 |
6 |
513 |
Well, this is awkward... |
1.3039 |
0.05877 |
102 |
78 |
17 |
7 |
514 |
When should we go down for dinner? |
1.3037 |
0.05180 |
135 |
104 |
21 |
10 |
515 |
Don't forget to ask for paper straws. |
1.3026 |
0.04577 |
152 |
114 |
30 |
8 |
516 |
I'll bend over first to smell my dinner. Then your turn. |
1.3025 |
0.05411 |
119 |
91 |
20 |
8 |
517 |
It’s taken forever to get these reservations! |
1.3017 |
0.05368 |
116 |
88 |
21 |
7 |
518 |
I told you we should have been seated at the high tables in the bar. |
1.3016 |
0.05665 |
126 |
100 |
14 |
12 |
519 |
It's the ban on straws that will lead to our extinction! |
1.3015 |
0.05040 |
136 |
104 |
23 |
9 |
520 |
I told you we should have sat at a high top. |
1.3015 |
0.05147 |
136 |
105 |
21 |
10 |
521 |
I have a thing for tall guys. |
1.3013 |
0.04675 |
156 |
119 |
27 |
10 |
522 |
Do you think it would be tacky to ask for more fern and less branch? |
1.3010 |
0.05490 |
103 |
77 |
21 |
5 |
523 |
Never heard of a twelve foot salad fork…”
Honestly, you’d think good service was extinct. |
1.3009 |
0.05606 |
113 |
87 |
18 |
8 |
524 |
The Cliftons just walked in, think they’ll notice us? |
1.3009 |
0.05463 |
113 |
86 |
20 |
7 |
525 |
We'll be extinct before he takes our order. |
1.3008 |
0.05155 |
123 |
93 |
23 |
7 |
526 |
I swear I requested a high top. |
1.3007 |
0.05064 |
143 |
111 |
21 |
11 |
527 |
The font size in this bar menu is way too small. |
1.3000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
88 |
28 |
4 |
528 |
I so prefer outdoor seating... |
1.2993 |
0.05008 |
137 |
105 |
23 |
9 |
529 |
The other restaurant wasn't as nice but it did have higher tables. |
1.2993 |
0.04440 |
137 |
103 |
29 |
5 |
530 |
Come darling, get the cheque. It's late Triassic. |
1.2992 |
0.04913 |
127 |
95 |
26 |
6 |
531 |
I'm fine. It's just my cocktail finally went to my head. |
1.2991 |
0.05667 |
107 |
82 |
18 |
7 |
532 |
No ,Thesaurus is not a relative |
1.2982 |
0.05276 |
114 |
86 |
22 |
6 |
533 |
Should we tell the waiter our time is limited? |
1.2982 |
0.05127 |
114 |
85 |
24 |
5 |
534 |
What a coincidence, I'm from Great Neck too. |
1.2982 |
0.05421 |
114 |
87 |
20 |
7 |
535 |
You were right about us getting a little high at dinner. |
1.2979 |
0.04694 |
141 |
106 |
28 |
7 |
536 |
Don't you just hate it when
you accidentally swallow a big bite?" |
1.2977 |
0.04559 |
131 |
96 |
31 |
4 |
537 |
Let’s eat like there’s no tomorrow.” |
1.2973 |
0.05519 |
111 |
85 |
19 |
7 |
538 |
What you’re really paying for in a place like this is the view” |
1.2966 |
0.05008 |
118 |
88 |
25 |
5 |
539 |
These motherfuckers. |
1.2963 |
0.06345 |
108 |
88 |
8 |
12 |
540 |
I can't see what I'm eating. |
1.2963 |
0.04711 |
135 |
103 |
25 |
7 |
541 |
Let's not let a simple meteorite ruin this night. |
1.2963 |
0.05921 |
108 |
85 |
14 |
9 |
542 |
Just for one night, I wish we were omnivores. |
1.2958 |
0.04665 |
142 |
107 |
28 |
7 |
543 |
We won’t be around forever, Ben |
1.2955 |
0.05240 |
132 |
103 |
19 |
10 |
544 |
I think we should ask for a straw. |
1.2952 |
0.05567 |
105 |
80 |
19 |
6 |
545 |
Are you sure this place has a vegetarian menu? |
1.2951 |
0.05032 |
122 |
92 |
24 |
6 |
546 |
This place has really gone downhill in the last 80 million years. |
1.2946 |
0.06035 |
112 |
90 |
11 |
11 |
547 |
I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you. |
1.2946 |
0.05174 |
112 |
84 |
23 |
5 |
548 |
It might be problematic for us to dive into our meals at the same time. |
1.2946 |
0.04591 |
129 |
97 |
27 |
5 |
549 |
I once dated a T- Rex but he treated me like a piece of meat. |
1.2946 |
0.04848 |
129 |
97 |
26 |
6 |
550 |
Scottish lake synchronized swim team is on hiatus. |
1.2946 |
0.04591 |
129 |
99 |
24 |
6 |
551 |
I’m sorry, honey, but that tie really dates you. |
1.2941 |
0.05675 |
102 |
78 |
18 |
6 |
552 |
There's no way your 14 feet tall because I'm only 13'9". |
1.2936 |
0.05576 |
109 |
84 |
18 |
7 |
553 |
Really George, We can't keep ignoring the giraffe in the room. |
1.2931 |
0.05197 |
116 |
88 |
22 |
6 |
554 |
I've been waiting eons for this moment. And I can't see the ring. |
1.2927 |
0.04431 |
123 |
94 |
25 |
4 |
555 |
This place was so hard to get into. |
1.2920 |
0.05134 |
113 |
85 |
23 |
5 |
556 |
With these prices, I thought the food would be a little more elevated. |
1.2920 |
0.05093 |
137 |
107 |
20 |
10 |
557 |
"What time are we suppose meet Noah? |
1.2917 |
0.05345 |
120 |
93 |
19 |
8 |
558 |
Is that a stiff neck, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.2913 |
0.05257 |
127 |
99 |
19 |
9 |
559 |
How would I know if you dropped your napkin? |
1.2913 |
0.05278 |
103 |
77 |
22 |
4 |
560 |
It's all very nice, dear. I'm only saying that maybe you should have asked for a bigger table. |
1.2910 |
0.04834 |
134 |
102 |
25 |
7 |
561 |
Don’t you go sticking your neck out. |
1.2906 |
0.04711 |
117 |
91 |
20 |
6 |
562 |
I may be sticking my neck out, but... |
1.2906 |
0.05437 |
117 |
91 |
18 |
8 |
563 |
I really appreciate you sticking your neck out like this for our anniversary this year. |
1.2903 |
0.04962 |
124 |
94 |
24 |
6 |
564 |
So glad for a date night. We’ve been at each others throats lately. |
1.2903 |
0.04481 |
155 |
118 |
29 |
8 |
565 |
Nouvelle cuisine? This menu feels prehistoric |
1.2901 |
0.04784 |
131 |
99 |
26 |
6 |
566 |
I'm looking for a nice, old-fashioned guy. |
1.2899 |
0.04623 |
138 |
106 |
25 |
7 |
567 |
Well, last week I had a sore throat and almost died. |
1.2897 |
0.05313 |
107 |
81 |
21 |
5 |
568 |
You should have asked for the high top. |
1.2897 |
0.04476 |
145 |
109 |
30 |
6 |
569 |
Would it kill them to put take a few high tables from the bar and put them in the formal dining room? |
1.2893 |
0.05174 |
121 |
93 |
21 |
7 |
570 |
I don't like Little Neck clams. |
1.2893 |
0.05434 |
121 |
95 |
17 |
9 |
571 |
Can we do the buffet tonight I feel like grazing. |
1.2891 |
0.04979 |
128 |
98 |
23 |
7 |
572 |
I worry that our relationship is evolving too fast. |
1.2885 |
0.05053 |
104 |
77 |
24 |
3 |
573 |
Just because we're not herbivores anymore, doesn't mean you have to eat every waiter. |
1.2883 |
0.05337 |
111 |
85 |
20 |
6 |
574 |
It didn't go over my head, it just wasn't funny. |
1.2881 |
0.04977 |
118 |
89 |
24 |
5 |
575 |
I always fear the waitress thinks
I was talking down to her. |
1.2881 |
0.05121 |
118 |
90 |
22 |
6 |
576 |
Is it just me or do the plates in these fancy restaurants seem to be getting smaller? |
1.2881 |
0.05658 |
118 |
94 |
14 |
10 |
577 |
Guess we should have asked for a high top. |
1.2879 |
0.05217 |
132 |
104 |
18 |
10 |
578 |
The problem with Chinese food is that by the time it reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. |
1.2872 |
0.05784 |
94 |
72 |
17 |
5 |
579 |
I found the waiter condescending. |
1.2871 |
0.05688 |
101 |
78 |
17 |
6 |
580 |
I wouldn't go extinct with anybody else |
1.2870 |
0.05742 |
108 |
85 |
15 |
8 |
581 |
All you wanna do is neck. |
1.2867 |
0.04615 |
143 |
109 |
27 |
7 |
582 |
So you can understand why I’m hesitant to bring a baby into this world. |
1.2857 |
0.05533 |
105 |
81 |
18 |
6 |
583 |
We’re doomed. |
1.2857 |
0.05141 |
112 |
85 |
22 |
5 |
584 |
What if we split the ptiramisu? |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
585 |
Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? I can’t tell you, it’s too long. |
1.2857 |
0.05021 |
126 |
97 |
22 |
7 |
586 |
Does my neck look big in this? |
1.2857 |
0.05445 |
112 |
87 |
18 |
7 |
587 |
Is it me, or is everyone in this restaurant staring at us? |
1.2857 |
0.05295 |
112 |
86 |
20 |
6 |
588 |
It’s okay, we’re alone up here. |
1.2846 |
0.04912 |
130 |
100 |
23 |
7 |
589 |
You've barely touched your food...I get the extinct feeling something's bothering you. |
1.2846 |
0.04968 |
123 |
94 |
23 |
6 |
590 |
I don’t like the look that waiter Rex gave me. |
1.2845 |
0.05310 |
116 |
90 |
19 |
7 |
591 |
These prices are hard to swallow. |
1.2845 |
0.05020 |
116 |
88 |
23 |
5 |
592 |
Are these portions really that small or are we just far away? |
1.2845 |
0.05167 |
116 |
89 |
21 |
6 |
593 |
No wonder we became extinct. |
1.2844 |
0.05389 |
109 |
84 |
19 |
6 |
594 |
Happy 65 millionth anniversary, Darling |
1.2843 |
0.05283 |
102 |
77 |
21 |
4 |
595 |
Asteroid warnings are fake news. |
1.2843 |
0.05464 |
102 |
78 |
19 |
5 |
596 |
Everyone is looking at us. I told you not to wear that tie. |
1.2843 |
0.05973 |
102 |
81 |
13 |
8 |
597 |
The stalls in the ladies’ room offer no privacy. |
1.2832 |
0.04944 |
113 |
85 |
24 |
4 |
598 |
I just don't think we have anything in common. |
1.2830 |
0.05805 |
106 |
84 |
14 |
8 |
599 |
I hope the waiter comes before we go extinct. |
1.2830 |
0.05487 |
106 |
82 |
18 |
6 |
600 |
This relationship makes me feel extinct Norman. |
1.2823 |
0.04370 |
124 |
96 |
24 |
4 |
601 |
There’s a few things I still can’t wrap my head around. |
1.2821 |
0.05270 |
117 |
91 |
19 |
7 |
602 |
I haven't had the Jurassic Pork in ages |
1.2821 |
0.05543 |
117 |
93 |
15 |
9 |
603 |
I heard service is so bad because the waiter went extinct. |
1.2812 |
0.05195 |
128 |
101 |
18 |
9 |
604 |
And then,Barbara said I needed to stop sticking my neck out for others. |
1.2810 |
0.04871 |
121 |
92 |
24 |
5 |
605 |
I can see our food from here |
1.2804 |
0.05442 |
107 |
83 |
18 |
6 |
606 |
For our next date let's watch the meteorite shower |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
607 |
Screw this finger food - let’s go find some trees! |
1.2800 |
0.05519 |
100 |
77 |
18 |
5 |
608 |
I know it's Halloween but when does this wear off? |
1.2797 |
0.04946 |
118 |
90 |
23 |
5 |
609 |
It's just so hard to imagine a future with you right now. |
1.2796 |
0.05590 |
93 |
71 |
18 |
4 |
610 |
Oh damn. I dropped my fork. |
1.2787 |
0.04694 |
122 |
92 |
26 |
4 |
611 |
This food would be great if I could eat it |
1.2787 |
0.04974 |
122 |
94 |
22 |
6 |
612 |
I'm stuffed. Let's take the centerpiece to go. |
1.2784 |
0.05627 |
97 |
75 |
17 |
5 |
613 |
On the website, the tables looked huge. |
1.2784 |
0.05433 |
97 |
74 |
19 |
4 |
614 |
I’ll make popcorn when we get home |
1.2783 |
0.05461 |
115 |
91 |
16 |
8 |
615 |
My dating prospects have been dead for ages. |
1.2778 |
0.04893 |
108 |
81 |
24 |
3 |
616 |
I’d like to keep our relationship tectonic. |
1.2778 |
0.05242 |
126 |
100 |
17 |
9 |
617 |
I still do not see our waiter. |
1.2774 |
0.04602 |
137 |
105 |
26 |
6 |
618 |
You're so evolved |
1.2772 |
0.05288 |
101 |
77 |
20 |
4 |
619 |
Believe me our names will always be connected to tsuris. |
1.2772 |
0.05472 |
101 |
78 |
18 |
5 |
620 |
This is the last time I stick my neck out for you in public |
1.2772 |
0.04899 |
101 |
75 |
24 |
2 |
621 |
I dropped my fork two hours ago |
1.2768 |
0.05559 |
112 |
89 |
15 |
8 |
622 |
I thought being a human for Halloween would be fun, but I think I've changed my mind. |
1.2766 |
0.05741 |
94 |
73 |
16 |
5 |
623 |
Does this neck make my dress look short? |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
624 |
If we’re going to become extinct, we might as well enjoy ourselves.” |
1.2762 |
0.05496 |
105 |
82 |
17 |
6 |
625 |
And so I ask myself, is the juice worth the swallow? |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
626 |
We still haven't found a restaurant where the food is easy to swallow. |
1.2759 |
0.05135 |
116 |
90 |
20 |
6 |
627 |
Don’t you dare order the long neck clams again! |
1.2759 |
0.04344 |
116 |
90 |
23 |
3 |
628 |
I wonder if the waiter will notice us? |
1.2759 |
0.05419 |
116 |
92 |
16 |
8 |
629 |
I really love this restaurant's atmosphere! |
1.2756 |
0.04427 |
127 |
95 |
29 |
3 |
630 |
They only looked at us weirdly, because your tie wasn't straight Ted. |
1.2756 |
0.04832 |
127 |
98 |
23 |
6 |
631 |
Eyes are up here, pal. |
1.2756 |
0.05205 |
127 |
101 |
17 |
9 |
632 |
Honey, I know you wanted us to get out of our comfort zone but this is ridiculous. |
1.2756 |
0.04700 |
127 |
97 |
25 |
5 |
633 |
Food's good. But it takes so long to go down. |
1.2755 |
0.05577 |
98 |
76 |
17 |
5 |
634 |
Your tie goes at the top of your neck. |
1.2750 |
0.04422 |
120 |
92 |
26 |
2 |
635 |
I'll feed you if you feed me. |
1.2745 |
0.05424 |
102 |
79 |
18 |
5 |
636 |
Dinner hasn't even reached your stomach yet, and you want dessert? |
1.2745 |
0.05242 |
102 |
78 |
20 |
4 |
637 |
Maybe we could ask for straws? |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
638 |
You seemed taller in your photos. |
1.2743 |
0.05370 |
113 |
89 |
17 |
7 |
639 |
Did you hear a boom? |
1.2737 |
0.05487 |
95 |
73 |
18 |
4 |
640 |
I never thought I'd meet someone I see so eye-to-eye with. |
1.2736 |
0.05110 |
106 |
83 |
18 |
5 |
641 |
From now on we take restaurant recommendations from the Pterodactylbergs with a grain of salt |
1.2735 |
0.05096 |
117 |
93 |
17 |
7 |
642 |
Well I think it’s YOU that looks like a penis |
1.2734 |
0.05402 |
128 |
104 |
13 |
11 |
643 |
Now that straws are illegal… what to do? |
1.2727 |
0.05527 |
99 |
77 |
17 |
5 |
644 |
Will you excuse me for a few, I’m going down for a sip. |
1.2727 |
0.05710 |
99 |
78 |
15 |
6 |
645 |
I just feel like we're not evolving. |
1.2727 |
0.06410 |
88 |
71 |
10 |
7 |
646 |
There must be a staffing shortage. How long could it take to saute 300 pounds of kale? |
1.2727 |
0.05466 |
110 |
87 |
16 |
7 |
647 |
This is important, so take your time: Did the waiter say 'meatier' or 'meteor'? |
1.2727 |
0.05337 |
99 |
76 |
19 |
4 |
648 |
Now do you see why I suggested a picnic instead? |
1.2719 |
0.05328 |
114 |
90 |
17 |
7 |
649 |
Must you talk about necking on our first date? |
1.2719 |
0.05749 |
114 |
93 |
11 |
10 |
650 |
These portions are tiny! |
1.2719 |
0.05180 |
114 |
89 |
19 |
6 |
651 |
Tapas isn't as fun as it sounded. |
1.2718 |
0.05378 |
103 |
80 |
18 |
5 |
652 |
I think I left the stove on. |
1.2718 |
0.05885 |
103 |
83 |
12 |
8 |
653 |
Sometimes I wonder if this whole 'sustainability' thing is worth it... |
1.2717 |
0.05804 |
92 |
72 |
15 |
5 |
654 |
I still feel naked. |
1.2712 |
0.04913 |
118 |
91 |
22 |
5 |
655 |
When I asked for a beer, why do you think the waiter asked if I wanted a Longneck? |
1.2710 |
0.05240 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
656 |
I'm feeling a little old for this crowd, dear. |
1.2708 |
0.05017 |
96 |
74 |
19 |
3 |
657 |
Options are pretty limited for a 65 million year old. |
1.2703 |
0.05422 |
111 |
88 |
16 |
7 |
658 |
Okay, Bronto-sore-ass. |
1.2698 |
0.04702 |
126 |
101 |
18 |
7 |
659 |
I can't believe we filled up on bread again |
1.2692 |
0.05155 |
104 |
80 |
20 |
4 |
660 |
I think I'll just order a highball |
1.2692 |
0.04606 |
130 |
100 |
25 |
5 |
661 |
Don't complain to the the waiter - all portions look small from this height. |
1.2689 |
0.04877 |
119 |
92 |
22 |
5 |
662 |
Oh well,none of this will matter in 50 million years. |
1.2688 |
0.06142 |
93 |
75 |
11 |
7 |
663 |
I hope they don’t get rid of outdoor seating… |
1.2685 |
0.05197 |
108 |
84 |
19 |
5 |
664 |
You're just like the others. You just assume I want to neck. |
1.2683 |
0.04908 |
123 |
96 |
21 |
6 |
665 |
Heads up! Your ex wife just walked in! |
1.2680 |
0.05388 |
97 |
75 |
18 |
4 |
666 |
We’re so overdressed, I’m afraid we’re sticking out. |
1.2674 |
0.05341 |
86 |
65 |
19 |
2 |
667 |
I can see why we became extinct. |
1.2674 |
0.05591 |
86 |
66 |
17 |
3 |
668 |
It feels like we’ve been waiting for the check for eons. |
1.2673 |
0.05610 |
101 |
80 |
15 |
6 |
669 |
I’m much more relaxed on dates now that I know we’re going to be extinct. |
1.2673 |
0.05783 |
101 |
81 |
13 |
7 |
670 |
So nice to meet someone who can see from my perspective |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
671 |
How good are you with chopsticks? |
1.2673 |
0.05430 |
101 |
79 |
17 |
5 |
672 |
The sign said, 'All You Can Reach!'' |
1.2667 |
0.05624 |
105 |
84 |
14 |
7 |
673 |
I told you we should have gone to the arboretum for dinner |
1.2661 |
0.05006 |
124 |
98 |
19 |
7 |
674 |
Hey. Why don’t we blow this pop stand and just go home and neck. “ |
1.2656 |
0.04503 |
128 |
98 |
26 |
4 |
675 |
There is a downside at eating out though… |
1.2655 |
0.04872 |
113 |
89 |
19 |
5 |
676 |
We’re each going to need a longer straw. |
1.2653 |
0.05340 |
98 |
76 |
18 |
4 |
677 |
Hope our order wasn’t too tall for them |
1.2653 |
0.05720 |
98 |
78 |
14 |
6 |
678 |
Sorry, but I just don't see a a future for us |
1.2652 |
0.04912 |
132 |
105 |
19 |
8 |
679 |
I'd gladly trade this neck for a longer arm. |
1.2647 |
0.05561 |
102 |
81 |
15 |
6 |
680 |
I just have a feeling that we shouldn't make any long term plans. |
1.2645 |
0.04806 |
121 |
94 |
22 |
5 |
681 |
You looked taller in your photo. |
1.2642 |
0.04889 |
106 |
81 |
22 |
3 |
682 |
´can you believe she said we’re above it all?’ |
1.2640 |
0.04839 |
125 |
98 |
21 |
6 |
683 |
That couple in the corner are staring at us. |
1.2640 |
0.04970 |
125 |
99 |
19 |
7 |
684 |
Oh no, I see my ex with his tiny arms. |
1.2637 |
0.05813 |
91 |
72 |
14 |
5 |
685 |
It’s been so long since I’ve really seen eye to eye with someone |
1.2637 |
0.05144 |
91 |
69 |
20 |
2 |
686 |
Alan did you seriously just tell me that you spent our retirement fund on a sports car you can’t even fit into?! |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
687 |
You’ve got to get your head out of the clouds, Mike. |
1.2636 |
0.05114 |
110 |
86 |
19 |
5 |
688 |
I'm worried city life has changed us. |
1.2632 |
0.05837 |
95 |
76 |
13 |
6 |
689 |
I guess I was hoping for someone taller |
1.2632 |
0.05145 |
114 |
90 |
18 |
6 |
690 |
I'm up to my neck in daily problems |
1.2632 |
0.04992 |
114 |
89 |
20 |
5 |
691 |
Everyone says this restaurant is top branch! |
1.2632 |
0.05229 |
95 |
73 |
19 |
3 |
692 |
I don’t care if you think making a heart shape with our necks for the save-the-date photo is silly. We’re doing it. |
1.2632 |
0.05541 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
693 |
Since extinction seems likely, I think we should have another drink, dear. |
1.2626 |
0.05483 |
99 |
78 |
16 |
5 |
694 |
We should live every day together like it’s our last. |
1.2626 |
0.05668 |
99 |
79 |
14 |
6 |
695 |
Next Halloween we’re going casual. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
696 |
All the high-tops were reserved. |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
697 |
'Jurassic Park.' What's yours? |
1.2621 |
0.05337 |
103 |
81 |
17 |
5 |
698 |
It’s been 65 million years, David, are you going to propose or not? |
1.2621 |
0.05512 |
103 |
82 |
15 |
6 |
699 |
It was a lovely idea, Arnold, but next time perhaps a picnic in the park would be better for dinner. |
1.2617 |
0.05028 |
107 |
83 |
20 |
4 |
700 |
Honestly do you have to keep trying to see everyone who is in this restaurant? |
1.2617 |
0.04849 |
107 |
82 |
22 |
3 |
701 |
The food is good but I don’t think it’s worth waiting 70,000 years for a reservation. |
1.2617 |
0.05686 |
107 |
87 |
12 |
8 |
702 |
By what long stretch of the imagination was this ever a good idea? |
1.2617 |
0.05200 |
107 |
84 |
18 |
5 |
703 |
I wonder if there’s still a deal on the seven layer cake |
1.2617 |
0.05367 |
107 |
85 |
16 |
6 |
704 |
Our "Last Supper" |
1.2614 |
0.05713 |
88 |
69 |
15 |
4 |
705 |
Are you going to eat that flower? |
1.2613 |
0.04909 |
111 |
86 |
21 |
4 |
706 |
I can't see the carpaccio. |
1.2613 |
0.04090 |
111 |
88 |
20 |
3 |
707 |
We should've asked for straws. |
1.2609 |
0.05545 |
92 |
72 |
16 |
4 |
708 |
We probably should have requested a high-top |
1.2609 |
0.04636 |
115 |
88 |
24 |
3 |
709 |
Well… I mean… it’s just that ‘forever’ seems like such a long commitment… |
1.2604 |
0.04966 |
96 |
73 |
21 |
2 |
710 |
I think this time machine thing to take us to 2023 was a mistake. |
1.2604 |
0.05782 |
96 |
77 |
13 |
6 |
711 |
Why the sauropuss? |
1.2600 |
0.05966 |
100 |
82 |
10 |
8 |
712 |
You're going to love the extra long straws. |
1.2596 |
0.05633 |
104 |
84 |
13 |
7 |
713 |
Do you ALWAYS have to say 'we'll start with a couple of longnecks? |
1.2593 |
0.04810 |
108 |
83 |
22 |
3 |
714 |
I waited forever to get a reservation |
1.2588 |
0.05835 |
85 |
67 |
14 |
4 |
715 |
Hand me the spoon please |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
716 |
You decide what to order. My brain is the size of a walnut. |
1.2581 |
0.05902 |
93 |
75 |
12 |
6 |
717 |
...That was a tall order dear |
1.2581 |
0.05492 |
93 |
73 |
16 |
4 |
718 |
I really feel like we should have sat at the high tables, Greg. |
1.2581 |
0.04811 |
93 |
70 |
22 |
1 |
719 |
Did you order the Long Neck Clams? |
1.2577 |
0.04922 |
97 |
74 |
21 |
2 |
720 |
I thought you'd be taller... |
1.2577 |
0.05340 |
97 |
76 |
17 |
4 |
721 |
On a first date necking is as far as I go. |
1.2576 |
0.05115 |
132 |
108 |
14 |
10 |
722 |
Good thing we’re above all that noise |
1.2574 |
0.05200 |
101 |
79 |
18 |
4 |
723 |
Climate Change is nonsense. |
1.2574 |
0.05387 |
101 |
80 |
16 |
5 |
724 |
It takes so long for me to feel that I’m full. |
1.2569 |
0.04947 |
109 |
85 |
20 |
4 |
725 |
At least we'll be able to see if your wife walks in. |
1.2569 |
0.05438 |
109 |
88 |
14 |
7 |
726 |
Shouldn't you have an Adam's apple? |
1.2566 |
0.05301 |
113 |
91 |
15 |
7 |
727 |
Nessy, pay more attention to me. It’s like I don’t even exist to you. |
1.2564 |
0.05028 |
117 |
93 |
18 |
6 |
728 |
I can't believe we've lasted this long. |
1.2561 |
0.05706 |
82 |
64 |
15 |
3 |
729 |
6ft neck? Looks more like 5’11 |
1.2561 |
0.05964 |
82 |
65 |
13 |
4 |
730 |
Since it is impossible to find a well balanced meal or a suitable table, we may go extinct. |
1.2558 |
0.04159 |
129 |
104 |
20 |
5 |
731 |
This paleo diet is really working. |
1.2556 |
0.05600 |
90 |
71 |
15 |
4 |
732 |
Did she say “microgreens”? |
1.2556 |
0.05373 |
90 |
70 |
17 |
3 |
733 |
Of course, I won't know till next week whether this dish gives me heartburn. |
1.2553 |
0.05226 |
94 |
73 |
18 |
3 |
734 |
It was the only restaurant with a high enough ceiling. |
1.2553 |
0.04768 |
94 |
71 |
22 |
1 |
735 |
Your zipper's down. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
736 |
Sure glad you like to neck... |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
83 |
13 |
6 |
737 |
I think life insurance is important. Who knows what the future holds. |
1.2549 |
0.05340 |
102 |
81 |
16 |
5 |
738 |
I just realized our arms aren't long enough. |
1.2549 |
0.05155 |
102 |
80 |
18 |
4 |
739 |
The review said "Perfect for a long lunch" |
1.2549 |
0.04963 |
102 |
79 |
20 |
3 |
740 |
Greg, the we should go easy on the edibles next time |
1.2549 |
0.05518 |
102 |
82 |
14 |
6 |
741 |
When you retrieve the salad, please bring me up a roll. |
1.2547 |
0.05372 |
106 |
85 |
15 |
6 |
742 |
Really, Harold? I can’t even see the waiter! |
1.2545 |
0.04907 |
110 |
86 |
20 |
4 |
743 |
I'm glad we can see eye, to eye on that my dear |
1.2544 |
0.05109 |
114 |
91 |
17 |
6 |
744 |
If you ask for a straw I'm leaving. |
1.2542 |
0.05272 |
118 |
98 |
11 |
9 |
745 |
We should have accepted to sit at those high tables. |
1.2542 |
0.04842 |
118 |
93 |
20 |
5 |
746 |
I grew up in Pangea. It’s nice and all, but I wouldn’t call it a ‘super’ continent. |
1.2530 |
0.05899 |
83 |
66 |
13 |
4 |
747 |
In a place like this we're vegetarians, not herbivores. |
1.2529 |
0.05944 |
87 |
70 |
12 |
5 |
748 |
I haven’t been out on a date since the Cretaceous Period |
1.2529 |
0.05476 |
87 |
68 |
16 |
3 |
749 |
That was a good meal. What do you say we end it with a couple of Fireballs? |
1.2527 |
0.05086 |
91 |
72 |
16 |
3 |
750 |
I don’t like the way the waiter looked at me when I asked for a straw. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
751 |
How about a glass of swamp water to finish the night off. |
1.2527 |
0.05762 |
91 |
73 |
13 |
5 |
752 |
Ugh, I forgot to ask for a straw. |
1.2527 |
0.05321 |
91 |
71 |
17 |
3 |
753 |
I told you we should have waited for a high top. |
1.2526 |
0.05593 |
95 |
76 |
14 |
5 |
754 |
Splashguards. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
755 |
Maybe it's time we began looking in different directions |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
756 |
Does this dress make my arms look short? |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
757 |
I heard the service here was terrible, but at this rate we'll be extinct before we get the main course. |
1.2526 |
0.05177 |
95 |
74 |
18 |
3 |
758 |
The babysitter said she’s call if the kids hatch. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
759 |
It's been ages since we last did this. |
1.2526 |
0.05389 |
95 |
75 |
16 |
4 |
760 |
I admire how the Jurassic world movie series showcase dinosaur diversity and inclusivity. |
1.2526 |
0.05790 |
95 |
77 |
12 |
6 |
761 |
I had to wait eons for this reservation. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
762 |
Let's ask them to play some classic rock. |
1.2525 |
0.04147 |
99 |
75 |
24 |
0 |
763 |
I don’t think we can go any longer like this. |
1.2525 |
0.05245 |
99 |
78 |
17 |
4 |
764 |
Pfft, they call these martini glasses long stemmed? |
1.2525 |
0.05438 |
99 |
79 |
15 |
5 |
765 |
I have no appetite. I'm still getting over the shock to find out that we were adopted and that our birth mother was a giraffe. |
1.2524 |
0.05808 |
103 |
85 |
10 |
8 |
766 |
Well, I’m not STRICTLY vegan. I’ll have the occasional coelacanth. |
1.2524 |
0.05110 |
103 |
81 |
18 |
4 |
767 |
You haven't noticed my new pedicure. |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
768 |
We really do look alike? |
1.2523 |
0.04618 |
107 |
84 |
20 |
3 |
769 |
The braised tree’s always good |
1.2523 |
0.05159 |
107 |
85 |
17 |
5 |
770 |
If that waiter takes any longer we’ll be extinct |
1.2523 |
0.05349 |
111 |
90 |
14 |
7 |
771 |
How do they expect us to eat this? |
1.2500 |
0.04722 |
116 |
91 |
21 |
4 |
772 |
Yeah, the gingko leaves and pine cones were excellent. But sometimes I just want to sink my teeth into a big juicy burger. |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
773 |
Hello! My eyes are up here. |
1.2500 |
0.05248 |
104 |
83 |
16 |
5 |
774 |
I specifically asked not be seated next to the tar pits. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
775 |
We've been sitting here for 20 minutes. Where the hell is that Dodo waiter? |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
776 |
You're taller in your pictures |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
777 |
This relationship isn't evolving |
1.2500 |
0.05130 |
96 |
75 |
18 |
3 |
778 |
You're blocking my view |
1.2500 |
0.04480 |
104 |
79 |
24 |
1 |
779 |
Thank God we don’t exist. |
1.2500 |
0.05541 |
96 |
77 |
14 |
5 |
780 |
It has taken us so long to find each other. Eons, really. |
1.2500 |
0.05492 |
92 |
73 |
15 |
4 |
781 |
We were having such a nice dinner then you started bringing up extinction again. |
1.2500 |
0.05837 |
84 |
67 |
13 |
4 |
782 |
With these short arms, I don’t see us adapting to this environment. |
1.2500 |
0.06101 |
88 |
72 |
10 |
6 |
783 |
You're sure you've performed the Heinlich? |
1.2500 |
0.05030 |
116 |
93 |
17 |
6 |
784 |
I never knew that you liked piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. |
1.2500 |
0.05421 |
88 |
69 |
16 |
3 |
785 |
Let's not come here again. The food is terrible, and the forks are so short! |
1.2500 |
0.05283 |
108 |
87 |
15 |
6 |
786 |
I wish they’d bring the bill already. These stiff chairs are giving me-a-saurus. |
1.2500 |
0.05764 |
80 |
63 |
14 |
3 |
787 |
We don’t HAVE to be herbivores, you know |
1.2500 |
0.05175 |
88 |
68 |
18 |
2 |
788 |
Did you have trouble hearing the specials? |
1.2500 |
0.05116 |
108 |
86 |
17 |
5 |
789 |
Doesn't it seem that wherever we go they are short staffed. |
1.2500 |
0.05389 |
100 |
80 |
15 |
5 |
790 |
Without opposable thumbs, how do we eat this stuff? |
1.2500 |
0.04830 |
112 |
88 |
20 |
4 |
791 |
Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans, Honey.... |
1.2500 |
0.05067 |
104 |
82 |
18 |
4 |
792 |
Finally, a table where the flower arrangement isn’t blocking our view. |
1.2500 |
0.05198 |
100 |
79 |
17 |
4 |
793 |
Let's stick our necks out & share an order of jalapeño poppers. |
1.2478 |
0.05263 |
113 |
92 |
14 |
7 |
794 |
Could you ask for a straw? |
1.2478 |
0.05411 |
113 |
93 |
12 |
8 |
795 |
Do you think we qualify for the early bird discount? |
1.2477 |
0.05399 |
109 |
89 |
13 |
7 |
796 |
Can you believe, no high-tops. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
797 |
Did the waiter say the special is meatier or meteor? |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
798 |
After dinner let's neck. |
1.2475 |
0.05341 |
101 |
81 |
15 |
5 |
799 |
Shall we order the long neck clams? |
1.2475 |
0.05152 |
101 |
80 |
17 |
4 |
800 |
I think I'm choking on three grapes. Maybe four. |
1.2474 |
0.05682 |
97 |
79 |
12 |
6 |
801 |
It’s just that your online profile said you were 30 feet tall. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
802 |
You feed me, and I'll feed you. |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
803 |
Honest to God, Bert, one more "a meteor is gonna hit before that waiter gets back with our check" joke and I'm leaving you. |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
804 |
Why do you always get all bent out of shape when we eat at this restaurant? |
1.2474 |
0.04867 |
97 |
75 |
20 |
2 |
805 |
Just once could you order a beer without saying 'Give me a long neck'? |
1.2474 |
0.05490 |
97 |
78 |
14 |
5 |
806 |
Maybe we should ask for a high table? |
1.2474 |
0.05290 |
97 |
77 |
16 |
4 |
807 |
Why are we at the kids table again? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
808 |
It's just so nice to talk to someone who's on my level for once. |
1.2473 |
0.05220 |
93 |
73 |
17 |
3 |
809 |
Do you think they forgot about us because we’re vegan? |
1.2473 |
0.05439 |
93 |
74 |
15 |
4 |
810 |
I hope the valet remembers to shut the sunroof. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
811 |
You never take me to graze in the swamp any more. |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
812 |
We should have asked for a high top table. |
1.2472 |
0.05600 |
89 |
71 |
14 |
4 |
813 |
Does this outfit make my neck look long? |
1.2472 |
0.05124 |
89 |
69 |
18 |
2 |
814 |
It’s not your fault, we just can’t both have our head in the clouds |
1.2472 |
0.04868 |
89 |
68 |
20 |
1 |
815 |
I am starving to death. |
1.2471 |
0.06241 |
85 |
70 |
9 |
6 |
816 |
Glad you could find a place with at least one plant-based entree on the menu. |
1.2471 |
0.05527 |
85 |
67 |
15 |
3 |
817 |
…but sweetheart, they CAN’T talk down to you. |
1.2469 |
0.05966 |
81 |
65 |
12 |
4 |
818 |
Name our son Cole? I don't know why but it seems ironic. |
1.2469 |
0.06462 |
81 |
67 |
8 |
6 |
819 |
Could you tell me if I've finished my dinner? |
1.2459 |
0.04981 |
122 |
99 |
16 |
7 |
820 |
Ok,we need to see this eye to eye. |
1.2456 |
0.04589 |
114 |
89 |
22 |
3 |
821 |
Of course you are on the paleo diet. |
1.2455 |
0.05196 |
110 |
89 |
15 |
6 |
822 |
Your profile said you were taller. |
1.2451 |
0.04914 |
102 |
80 |
19 |
3 |
823 |
I liked the greens in the swamp much better than these. |
1.2451 |
0.05107 |
102 |
81 |
17 |
4 |
824 |
I’m sorry, Steve. I’m just not ready to take this to the next level. |
1.2449 |
0.05242 |
98 |
78 |
16 |
4 |
825 |
66 million years and we're still at the kids' table. |
1.2449 |
0.05629 |
98 |
80 |
12 |
6 |
826 |
Long night, eh? |
1.2449 |
0.04601 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
827 |
If this is how evolution works I'm out. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
828 |
I wish they had more plant-based options. |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
829 |
It's always about Brontosaur-you and never about Brontosaur-us ." |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
77 |
12 |
5 |
830 |
You’re a great guy, Ted. I’m just not sensing a future for us. |
1.2447 |
0.05171 |
94 |
74 |
17 |
3 |
831 |
I think we should try to see other people |
1.2447 |
0.05387 |
94 |
75 |
15 |
4 |
832 |
Be honest. How do you think I'd look in a turtleneck? |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
833 |
I'm afraid that our tastes have evolved faster than we have. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
834 |
Sadly,after all that hype,the plant-based options are fairly uninspiring |
1.2444 |
0.04822 |
90 |
69 |
20 |
1 |
835 |
The first lesson in civilizing us is putting fork and spoon to mouth. |
1.2444 |
0.05978 |
90 |
74 |
10 |
6 |
836 |
The necklace is nice, I just can't see myself wearing it. |
1.2444 |
0.05765 |
90 |
73 |
12 |
5 |
837 |
I'm sorry, but I just have a bad feeling about making any long-term commitments. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
838 |
The salads are great, they bring the trees right to the table. |
1.2444 |
0.05314 |
90 |
71 |
16 |
3 |
839 |
Can you tell me what I ordered, so hard to see from way up here. |
1.2442 |
0.06175 |
86 |
71 |
9 |
6 |
840 |
Ever since Covid, whenever we go out in formal attire I feel people look at us like we're prehistoric. |
1.2442 |
0.05470 |
86 |
68 |
15 |
3 |
841 |
I feel our server was being a little short with us. |
1.2442 |
0.05214 |
86 |
67 |
17 |
2 |
842 |
If you had really been in “Jurassic Park,” they would have given us a better table. |
1.2439 |
0.05366 |
82 |
64 |
16 |
2 |
843 |
What do you think will come first: the entrees or the meteor? |
1.2439 |
0.06622 |
82 |
69 |
6 |
7 |
844 |
We might be fossilized by the time this waiter comes. |
1.2436 |
0.05221 |
78 |
60 |
17 |
1 |
845 |
I may be a dinosaur, but I am NOT too old to pull off a plunging neckline, Harold! |
1.2436 |
0.05531 |
78 |
61 |
15 |
2 |
846 |
You looked taller in your profile photos. |
1.2436 |
0.06103 |
78 |
63 |
11 |
4 |
847 |
This is not the elevated dining experience it was made out to be. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
848 |
The portions are really small. |
1.2432 |
0.04992 |
111 |
89 |
17 |
5 |
849 |
Sweetheart, of course the portions look small. |
1.2432 |
0.04473 |
111 |
86 |
23 |
2 |
850 |
Don't look up. |
1.2430 |
0.05116 |
107 |
86 |
16 |
5 |
851 |
Has anyone ever told you you’re heads above the rest? |
1.2430 |
0.05285 |
107 |
87 |
14 |
6 |
852 |
I'll have the salad bar as appetizer |
1.2427 |
0.05063 |
103 |
82 |
17 |
4 |
853 |
The food may be great, but the service is so Neanderthal. |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
854 |
I know your success has happened quickly Joel but can we please stop referring to it as meteoric? |
1.2427 |
0.05426 |
103 |
84 |
13 |
6 |
855 |
Does this necklace make my throat look big? |
1.2424 |
0.04992 |
99 |
78 |
18 |
3 |
856 |
So you're Sagittarius? *gulp* |
1.2424 |
0.05390 |
99 |
80 |
14 |
5 |
857 |
I absolutely love the high vaulted ceilings |
1.2424 |
0.05195 |
99 |
79 |
16 |
4 |
858 |
I've never dated another vegan before. |
1.2421 |
0.05337 |
95 |
76 |
15 |
4 |
859 |
I hacked up a gastrolith in here last week and took out 3 pterodactyls! |
1.2421 |
0.04899 |
95 |
74 |
19 |
2 |
860 |
I'm over the small plates. |
1.2421 |
0.05122 |
95 |
75 |
17 |
3 |
861 |
Sorry, I was told it was a high end restaurant...shall we take turns? |
1.2418 |
0.05918 |
91 |
75 |
10 |
6 |
862 |
You'd think a place this nice would have ferns on the menu. |
1.2418 |
0.06121 |
91 |
76 |
8 |
7 |
863 |
Don’t look now, but Barney is three tables over. |
1.2414 |
0.05161 |
87 |
68 |
17 |
2 |
864 |
Oh, don't spoil me, Carl! Those trees outside would've been fine. |
1.2414 |
0.04895 |
87 |
67 |
19 |
1 |
865 |
Is necking all you think about? |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
866 |
At least we can see eye to eye. |
1.2414 |
0.04992 |
116 |
94 |
16 |
6 |
867 |
Steve, we can’t let the other herbivores see us eating at a steak house” |
1.2414 |
0.05414 |
87 |
69 |
15 |
3 |
868 |
If we eat at the same time, won’t we bump heads? |
1.2411 |
0.04787 |
112 |
89 |
19 |
4 |
869 |
Ohhhh, “METEOR!” I thought you were saying “meatier,” that’s why I kept ordering more steaks. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
870 |
I know it’s impolite to slouch when I eat, but I was born with really short arms. |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
871 |
Cheeky server with his trite 'tall order' sarcasm ! |
1.2410 |
0.05836 |
83 |
67 |
12 |
4 |
872 |
Doesn’t everybody dress for dinner? |
1.2410 |
0.05579 |
83 |
66 |
14 |
3 |
873 |
Feels like we were just on this planet |
1.2407 |
0.04720 |
108 |
85 |
20 |
3 |
874 |
That’s a tough nut to swallow… |
1.2405 |
0.06297 |
79 |
65 |
9 |
5 |
875 |
Relax. One little amuse bouche doesn't make us meat eaters. |
1.2405 |
0.05164 |
79 |
61 |
17 |
1 |
876 |
No, Gerald, the tie doesn't make your neck look weird. |
1.2405 |
0.06033 |
79 |
64 |
11 |
4 |
877 |
I am glad we are on the same page about kids, Harold. Does the world really need more Dinosaurs? |
1.2405 |
0.05758 |
79 |
63 |
13 |
3 |
878 |
No, I don’t think a bow tie would have made your neck look too short. |
1.2404 |
0.05020 |
104 |
83 |
17 |
4 |
879 |
It’s nice enough, but I believe this restaurant is beneath us. |
1.2404 |
0.04830 |
104 |
82 |
19 |
3 |
880 |
It tasted good, but it hasn't hit my stomach yet. |
1.2400 |
0.05341 |
100 |
81 |
14 |
5 |
881 |
I am planning to go into museums. What about you? |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
882 |
Get a cocktail. The Cretaceous Period ends tomorrow. |
1.2396 |
0.04854 |
96 |
75 |
19 |
2 |
883 |
It’s just nice to meet someone at my level |
1.2396 |
0.05490 |
96 |
78 |
13 |
5 |
884 |
I thought you said the food at this restaurant was elevated |
1.2393 |
0.05100 |
117 |
96 |
14 |
7 |
885 |
My family is from Loch Ness as well. |
1.2391 |
0.05212 |
92 |
73 |
16 |
3 |
886 |
No, YOU ask for longer straws |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
887 |
Doorways and ceiling fans. You? |
1.2391 |
0.05651 |
92 |
75 |
12 |
5 |
888 |
Yeah, I got a friend who's also one of those Meteor Conspiracy nuts. |
1.2389 |
0.04913 |
113 |
91 |
17 |
5 |
889 |
Why does the air conditioner always blow right down my neck? |
1.2386 |
0.05598 |
88 |
71 |
13 |
4 |
890 |
We might be extinct by the time they bring the main course. |
1.2386 |
0.05826 |
88 |
72 |
11 |
5 |
891 |
I know my profile says that I’m an Apatasaurus, but I still prefer to be called Brontasaurus. Hope you’re cool with that. |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
892 |
Do you think they have any extra-long forks? |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
893 |
Be Honest
Does this necklace make my neck look fat? |
1.2386 |
0.05110 |
88 |
69 |
17 |
2 |
894 |
You look shorter than your profile. |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
895 |
Did you read that article I sent you about something called an ‘asteroid’ heading towards Earth? Could you imagine? |
1.2386 |
0.05359 |
88 |
70 |
15 |
3 |
896 |
Why the long neck Wendy? |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
897 |
You should bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. |
1.2385 |
0.05197 |
109 |
89 |
14 |
6 |
898 |
Is it too much to look at my body once in awhile? |
1.2381 |
0.04789 |
105 |
83 |
19 |
3 |
899 |
Don't look, but are those the Hunters? |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
900 |
I hear that one of our own made it to Speaker of the House. |
1.2381 |
0.05773 |
84 |
68 |
12 |
4 |
901 |
Oh parking was easy to find. I have a sunroof. |
1.2381 |
0.05501 |
105 |
87 |
11 |
7 |
902 |
Well, I can’t lift the glass the plates or the cutlery. The staff keep stepping on our tales, and we keep hitting our heads on the lighting! Nice job Bob! |
1.2381 |
0.06017 |
84 |
69 |
10 |
5 |
903 |
I’m usually home before I know if the food is good or not. |
1.2381 |
0.05519 |
84 |
67 |
14 |
3 |
904 |
You’re wearing your tie wrong. It needs to go below your chin. |
1.2381 |
0.05253 |
84 |
66 |
16 |
2 |
905 |
Anniversary or not, if we end up in "The Far Side" again, I'm leaving you, Sidney. |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
906 |
I like that you're never afraid to stick your neck out! |
1.2376 |
0.05477 |
101 |
83 |
12 |
6 |
907 |
Why do they always seat us at an outdoor table? |
1.2376 |
0.05293 |
101 |
82 |
14 |
5 |
908 |
do you think they'll bring us a salad or the whole tree |
1.2375 |
0.06225 |
80 |
66 |
9 |
5 |
909 |
I love you |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
910 |
Next time we'll bring our own table" |
1.2375 |
0.05108 |
80 |
62 |
17 |
1 |
911 |
5 million years was just too big an age difference for my last boyfriend. |
1.2375 |
0.06474 |
80 |
67 |
7 |
6 |
912 |
I guess we were supposed to order with the QR code? |
1.2375 |
0.05694 |
80 |
64 |
13 |
3 |
913 |
Every night, I pray for longer arms. |
1.2371 |
0.04810 |
97 |
76 |
19 |
2 |
914 |
Lingering aftertaste? |
1.2371 |
0.05439 |
97 |
79 |
13 |
5 |
915 |
You looked taller in your profile picture. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
916 |
I told you we should have reserved a high-top. |
1.2371 |
0.05633 |
97 |
80 |
11 |
6 |
917 |
Each time you order corn on the cob, I die a little inside. |
1.2371 |
0.05238 |
97 |
78 |
15 |
4 |
918 |
It’s been too long. |
1.2368 |
0.05884 |
76 |
61 |
12 |
3 |
919 |
How much do we tip if the server is extinct? |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
920 |
I remember when ordering a salad was affordable |
1.2368 |
0.05578 |
76 |
60 |
14 |
2 |
921 |
Hard to see eye to eye with this generation |
1.2368 |
0.04909 |
76 |
58 |
18 |
0 |
922 |
It was either online dating or extinction |
1.2366 |
0.05596 |
93 |
76 |
12 |
5 |
923 |
I’m glad more restaurants are having vegetarian offerings. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
924 |
The review said ‘small plates.’ Didn’t mention the tables and chairs.” |
1.2366 |
0.05801 |
93 |
77 |
10 |
6 |
925 |
Stop complaining. It's winter, and you know this is the only place with high ceilings. |
1.2366 |
0.04930 |
93 |
73 |
18 |
2 |
926 |
Ok Archie, don’t look but my Tyrannosaurus ex just walked in this restaurant. |
1.2366 |
0.05162 |
93 |
74 |
16 |
3 |
927 |
Did you remember our reusable straws? |
1.2364 |
0.04990 |
110 |
89 |
16 |
5 |
928 |
Is it just me or do you think that waiter tasted funny? |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
929 |
Good job finding a vegetarian joint with high ceilings. |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
930 |
Tell me again what they call those tall beer bottles we like. |
1.2360 |
0.05305 |
89 |
71 |
15 |
3 |
931 |
Really? Oysters Rockefeller? |
1.2360 |
0.05541 |
89 |
72 |
13 |
4 |
932 |
We finally have time alone, and all we do is talk about our eggs. |
1.2360 |
0.05059 |
89 |
70 |
17 |
2 |
933 |
I'm not disappointed, I just thought you would be taller. |
1.2358 |
0.04935 |
106 |
85 |
17 |
4 |
934 |
Well, at least we’re on the same level. |
1.2358 |
0.04749 |
106 |
84 |
19 |
3 |
935 |
I've run out of small talk. Wanna neck? |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
936 |
Let's party like its 65 million BC. |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
937 |
You ate the waiter?? |
1.2353 |
0.05461 |
85 |
68 |
14 |
3 |
938 |
I don't think opposable thumbs will help. |
1.2353 |
0.05058 |
102 |
82 |
16 |
4 |
939 |
I want swamp water, but I like saying ‘Pinot Grigio.’ |
1.2353 |
0.05198 |
85 |
67 |
16 |
2 |
940 |
I think we need to go with the seafood tower. |
1.2353 |
0.06183 |
85 |
71 |
8 |
6 |
941 |
I don't think our waiter heard our order |
1.2353 |
0.05712 |
85 |
69 |
12 |
4 |
942 |
You need to say something about the velociraptors getting the window table. |
1.2348 |
0.04836 |
115 |
93 |
17 |
5 |
943 |
I used to look down on places like this |
1.2347 |
0.05389 |
98 |
80 |
13 |
5 |
944 |
And then she complained I was rubbernecking |
1.2346 |
0.05898 |
81 |
66 |
11 |
4 |
945 |
Some say we look alike. But I don't see it. |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
946 |
I HATE SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH MY STEP DAD! |
1.2346 |
0.05630 |
81 |
65 |
13 |
3 |
947 |
ARE YOU CALLING ME A HIGH TALKER? |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
948 |
How long have we been here? |
1.2340 |
0.05332 |
94 |
76 |
14 |
4 |
949 |
I used to come here all the time in the Mesozoic Era. |
1.2340 |
0.04884 |
94 |
74 |
18 |
2 |
950 |
Now I remember why we never eat out. |
1.2338 |
0.05514 |
77 |
61 |
14 |
2 |
951 |
Should we ask for straws? |
1.2336 |
0.04893 |
107 |
86 |
17 |
4 |
952 |
Why yes, I am transgender - how did you know? |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
953 |
Where do you see yourself 50,000 years from now? |
1.2333 |
0.05253 |
90 |
72 |
15 |
3 |
954 |
Well I for one am proud to look like we’re from a bygone era. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
955 |
I may be full. I'll tell you in 5 minutes. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
956 |
Darn; I forgot to ask for straws. |
1.2333 |
0.05009 |
90 |
71 |
17 |
2 |
957 |
Of course it's vegetarian. And I can't wait to sample the exotic low-hanging fruit |
1.2333 |
0.04694 |
120 |
97 |
18 |
5 |
958 |
So romantic. Yes, I would love to go watch the meteor shower. |
1.2333 |
0.05485 |
90 |
73 |
13 |
4 |
959 |
Look, I'm not asking you to stick your neck out. |
1.2330 |
0.05380 |
103 |
85 |
12 |
6 |
960 |
Why do they always seat us outside? |
1.2330 |
0.05200 |
103 |
84 |
14 |
5 |
961 |
Talk about slow. I hope dessert comes before we're extinct. |
1.2329 |
0.06327 |
73 |
60 |
9 |
4 |
962 |
Remember when you said I had my head in the clouds ! |
1.2329 |
0.05349 |
73 |
57 |
15 |
1 |
963 |
It’s harder to read the menu once you’re 65 million. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
964 |
Well? You didn’t even mention my new dress. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
965 |
I'm still hungry. |
1.2326 |
0.05145 |
86 |
68 |
16 |
2 |
966 |
I can hardly wait for your next great idea. |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
967 |
Just remember, the Heimlich maneuver probably won't work. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
968 |
Dibs on the flower. |
1.2326 |
0.05652 |
86 |
70 |
12 |
4 |
969 |
Does no one ever think to clean the tops of the chandeliers? |
1.2326 |
0.05404 |
86 |
69 |
14 |
3 |
970 |
I do have good manners, but by the time I get the fork to my mouth, all the food has fallen off . |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
971 |
We should've asked for the long forks. |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
972 |
A hiss is just a hiss, a high is just a high. |
1.2323 |
0.05142 |
99 |
80 |
15 |
4 |
973 |
Is everyone staring at my necklace or is it me? |
1.2323 |
0.04725 |
99 |
78 |
19 |
2 |
974 |
The food looked hot when it arrived, don’t know why it feels so cold in my mouth… |
1.2323 |
0.05339 |
99 |
81 |
13 |
5 |
975 |
Yes, I'm a vegetarian too. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
976 |
We finally retire only to learn the Jurassic Period is coming to an end. |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
977 |
I just don't see us evolving together" |
1.2317 |
0.05291 |
82 |
65 |
15 |
2 |
978 |
Sure,being in a Spielberg film was good for my career,but I really wanted to do more theater. |
1.2317 |
0.06086 |
82 |
68 |
9 |
5 |
979 |
Somehow I can't wrap my mind around what you just said. |
1.2317 |
0.05833 |
82 |
67 |
11 |
4 |
980 |
This is nice, but I actually prefer browsing the vegetation. |
1.2317 |
0.06328 |
82 |
69 |
7 |
6 |
981 |
Give me ten minutes, I just swallowed. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
982 |
I mean, it’s the Cretaceous Period. You’d think they’d have a vegetarian option in this day and age. |
1.2316 |
0.05065 |
95 |
76 |
16 |
3 |
983 |
Would you mind if I stepped back 20 feet and put my hands on the floor when the food comes? |
1.2316 |
0.05281 |
95 |
77 |
14 |
4 |
984 |
Do you ever get the feeling that people are staring at you? |
1.2315 |
0.04853 |
108 |
87 |
17 |
4 |
985 |
This is how our ancestors became extinct. |
1.2315 |
0.05028 |
108 |
88 |
15 |
5 |
986 |
8’10” is not 9’, Simon. |
1.2315 |
0.05197 |
108 |
89 |
13 |
6 |
987 |
How is it possible that I can’t get the waiters’ attention? |
1.2308 |
0.06068 |
91 |
77 |
7 |
7 |
988 |
You're shorter than you look in your photos. |
1.2308 |
0.05431 |
91 |
74 |
13 |
4 |
989 |
Harold, you do realize that all the other brontosauruses are seated at high tables. |
1.2308 |
0.04708 |
91 |
71 |
19 |
1 |
990 |
I like the high ceiling. |
1.2308 |
0.04779 |
104 |
83 |
18 |
3 |
991 |
But you know I love lobster! What was so difficult about asking for a bib? |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
992 |
Why would our waiter suggest prime ribs?
Everyone knows we're vegetarians. |
1.2308 |
0.06031 |
78 |
64 |
10 |
4 |
993 |
When the check arrives, please don't have dinosaur arms." |
1.2308 |
0.05451 |
78 |
62 |
14 |
2 |
994 |
Unless you ordered a tree, there’s no way they’re getting the food up here. |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
995 |
I’ve longed for this moment alone with you. |
1.2308 |
0.04961 |
91 |
72 |
17 |
2 |
996 |
This dinner isn't the only thing not going to work out |
1.2308 |
0.05201 |
91 |
73 |
15 |
3 |
997 |
Honey, straighten your tie. People are staring. |
1.2308 |
0.06301 |
78 |
65 |
8 |
5 |
998 |
I’m sorry, but it’s going to take a long time to digest this |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
999 |
Maybe we should neck up to the bar. |
1.2300 |
0.05291 |
100 |
82 |
13 |
5 |
1000 |
Give it a minute to go down, I’ll tell you if there’s dairy in it. |
1.2300 |
0.04894 |
100 |
80 |
17 |
3 |
1001 |
was that waiter being short with us? |
1.2300 |
0.04462 |
100 |
78 |
21 |
1 |
1002 |
Okay, you were right. We should have opted for the high-top. |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1003 |
But I thought you were an herbivore?!? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1004 |
How do you get YOUR food in your mouth? |
1.2299 |
0.05348 |
87 |
70 |
14 |
3 |
1005 |
You ate the waiter. Now what? |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1006 |
It’s ironic how plant based menus are finally in vogue |
1.2299 |
0.05092 |
87 |
69 |
16 |
2 |
1007 |
Stuart, I just don’t feel that our relationship is evolving |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1008 |
I thought this ‘high class dining’ would be different. |
1.2299 |
0.05593 |
87 |
71 |
12 |
4 |
1009 |
What’s your elevator speech? |
1.2297 |
0.05945 |
74 |
60 |
11 |
3 |
1010 |
Just remember to bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1011 |
Why are you looking at me as if a meteorite is about to hit you? |
1.2297 |
0.06249 |
74 |
61 |
9 |
4 |
1012 |
Enough with postmodernism, David. I’m telling you; this is world is as real as it comes. |
1.2294 |
0.04250 |
109 |
85 |
23 |
1 |
1013 |
Sorry,Oscar, but I've always wanted someone taller than me. |
1.2292 |
0.04794 |
96 |
76 |
18 |
2 |
1014 |
Should I just stick my neck out and grab a waiter? |
1.2292 |
0.05437 |
96 |
79 |
12 |
5 |
1015 |
The only thing I want here is the tree in the courtyard. |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1016 |
I prefer a more elevated cuisine |
1.2289 |
0.05235 |
83 |
66 |
15 |
2 |
1017 |
"How's the weather up there?" Really? That joke's older than we are. |
1.2289 |
0.05769 |
83 |
68 |
11 |
4 |
1018 |
What’s new in your neck of the woods |
1.2289 |
0.05508 |
83 |
67 |
13 |
3 |
1019 |
I'll have the Jurassic Pork! |
1.2283 |
0.04913 |
92 |
73 |
17 |
2 |
1020 |
Why do they always bring us a Vegan menu ? |
1.2283 |
0.05377 |
92 |
75 |
13 |
4 |
1021 |
You need to get your head out of the clouds,George! |
1.2283 |
0.05595 |
92 |
76 |
11 |
5 |
1022 |
Its a shooting star, make a wish |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
1023 |
What do you mean you don’t want kids because of climate change? That’s silly. |
1.2278 |
0.05390 |
79 |
63 |
14 |
2 |
1024 |
Do you think this dress makes my neck look long? |
1.2278 |
0.05961 |
79 |
65 |
10 |
4 |
1025 |
Could you pass the salt? |
1.2278 |
0.05683 |
79 |
64 |
12 |
3 |
1026 |
You looked taller in the picture... |
1.2273 |
0.05294 |
88 |
71 |
14 |
3 |
1027 |
It’s down there somewhere. |
1.2273 |
0.05535 |
88 |
72 |
12 |
4 |
1028 |
These old clothes make us look like dinosaurs. |
1.2273 |
0.05766 |
88 |
73 |
10 |
5 |
1029 |
I know work has been tough at the quarry, dear. Would it be easier for you if Mr. Flintstone lost some weight? |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1030 |
Thank you. My eyes are up here, fella. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1031 |
Pray we won’t need a Heimlich, you remember last time. |
1.2268 |
0.05386 |
97 |
80 |
12 |
5 |
1032 |
I'm so tired of people yelling, 'Down in front!', when we're at the movies. |
1.2268 |
0.04971 |
97 |
78 |
16 |
3 |
1033 |
Gosh, it’s so refreshing to meet someone I see eye-to-eye with. |
1.2268 |
0.04518 |
97 |
76 |
20 |
1 |
1034 |
Dear, we are older and our children call us dinosaurs, but we deserve some happiness before we fade into extinction. |
1.2267 |
0.05558 |
75 |
60 |
13 |
2 |
1035 |
This table makes it very romantic but how are we supposed to eat? |
1.2264 |
0.05240 |
106 |
88 |
12 |
6 |
1036 |
Do you think we can ask for longer forks? |
1.2264 |
0.04503 |
106 |
84 |
20 |
2 |
1037 |
We can't afford to move to Aspen, think of our scarf budget alone! |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1038 |
Finally we can see eye to eye. |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1039 |
- You didn't touch your food!
- What food? |
1.2262 |
0.05179 |
84 |
67 |
15 |
2 |
1040 |
You and your 'finger food'... |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1041 |
Our life is good. I can’t imagine anything ever changing that. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1042 |
I think I stepped on our waiter. |
1.2262 |
0.05449 |
84 |
68 |
13 |
3 |
1043 |
You sure this new diet drug is healthy? |
1.2258 |
0.05100 |
93 |
75 |
15 |
3 |
1044 |
I told you to reserve a high top! |
1.2258 |
0.04619 |
93 |
73 |
19 |
1 |
1045 |
Our relationship has been hit by an extinction-level event...but you'll always be my "thunder lizard". |
1.2258 |
0.05325 |
93 |
76 |
13 |
4 |
1046 |
Dessert? I’m still swallowing the appetizers. |
1.2255 |
0.05196 |
102 |
84 |
13 |
5 |
1047 |
We may be extinct before he drops off the check. |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1048 |
Should we try the low-hanging fruit? |
1.2255 |
0.04808 |
102 |
82 |
17 |
3 |
1049 |
I fucked your bother. |
1.2255 |
0.05380 |
102 |
85 |
11 |
6 |
1050 |
Evolution is overrated. |
1.2254 |
0.05743 |
71 |
57 |
12 |
2 |
1051 |
Don’t look now, but the Smiths just walked in |
1.2252 |
0.04558 |
111 |
89 |
19 |
3 |
1052 |
Those little-neck clams sure sound good. |
1.2252 |
0.04904 |
111 |
91 |
15 |
5 |
1053 |
Do you know if they served us yet? |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1054 |
Let’s ask for straws. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1055 |
Is that your second Grasshopper? |
1.2250 |
0.06408 |
80 |
68 |
6 |
6 |
1056 |
Sometimes I think good manners are going extinct. |
1.2250 |
0.05329 |
80 |
64 |
14 |
2 |
1057 |
This might be our only chance to try the pre-extinction special. |
1.2250 |
0.05024 |
80 |
63 |
16 |
1 |
1058 |
Honey, that was a tall order. |
1.2250 |
0.05618 |
80 |
65 |
12 |
3 |
1059 |
the mai tai just isn’t the same without the tiny umbrella |
1.2250 |
0.05893 |
80 |
66 |
10 |
4 |
1060 |
I wonder why they never offer us indoor seating. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1061 |
I hear this place has some great paleo options. |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1062 |
I told you they didn’t serve trees at The Palm! |
1.2247 |
0.05707 |
89 |
74 |
10 |
5 |
1063 |
Every time we order beer, he smirks and says there’s a special on long necks.” |
1.2247 |
0.04449 |
89 |
69 |
20 |
0 |
1064 |
Let's skip the low-hanging fruit tonight. |
1.2247 |
0.04990 |
89 |
71 |
16 |
2 |
1065 |
No wonder we're extinct |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1066 |
‘Trust me honey, the leaves here are to die for.’ |
1.2247 |
0.05478 |
89 |
73 |
12 |
4 |
1067 |
We’re gonna need a bigger table. |
1.2247 |
0.05240 |
89 |
72 |
14 |
3 |
1068 |
I just don't think the waiter heard us. |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1069 |
I told you eating here would be a stretch. |
1.2245 |
0.04925 |
98 |
79 |
16 |
3 |
1070 |
It was nice of them to seat us outside |
1.2245 |
0.05135 |
98 |
80 |
14 |
4 |
1071 |
Your browser history, Camels?! Giraffes?! What do they have that I don’t?! |
1.2245 |
0.05716 |
98 |
83 |
8 |
7 |
1072 |
I really appreciate having someone who speaks and listens on my level. |
1.2243 |
0.05196 |
107 |
89 |
12 |
6 |
1073 |
I took them long enough to seat us, but at least we got a table with a view |
1.2243 |
0.04659 |
107 |
88 |
15 |
4 |
1074 |
Finally, a restaurant without ceiling fans. |
1.2237 |
0.05493 |
76 |
61 |
13 |
2 |
1075 |
Wonder if they could move our table outside under a tree ... |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1076 |
Pronouncing French menu items is hard with a brain the size of a walnut. |
1.2237 |
0.06098 |
76 |
63 |
9 |
4 |
1077 |
I prefer haute cuisine. |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1078 |
If they drain the swamp, where does that put us? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1079 |
When did you first notice me? |
1.2235 |
0.05391 |
85 |
69 |
13 |
3 |
1080 |
I don’t know which fork to use, either. |
1.2235 |
0.04844 |
85 |
67 |
17 |
1 |
1081 |
I have tried to live by that thing Michelle Obama said — ‘when they go low we go high’ — but frankly it’s increasingly harder. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1082 |
It's nice to finally meet someone on my level. |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1083 |
So, Digby, where do you see yourself in 65 million years? |
1.2235 |
0.05125 |
85 |
68 |
15 |
2 |
1084 |
Are we vegan or vegetarian? |
1.2234 |
0.04820 |
94 |
75 |
17 |
2 |
1085 |
Ugh, this place is sooo Pleistoceney |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1086 |
Two long necks please 🍻 |
1.2234 |
0.05486 |
94 |
78 |
11 |
5 |
1087 |
I've always enjoyed our elevated conversations |
1.2234 |
0.05273 |
94 |
77 |
13 |
4 |
1088 |
I’m glad that we see eye to eye on this |
1.2234 |
0.05052 |
94 |
76 |
15 |
3 |
1089 |
I'm so hungry I could eat a giraffe. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1090 |
This is so much nicer than that dinner cruise that Noah-somebody offered.” |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1091 |
The giraffe sounds good. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1092 |
Pass the salt. |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1093 |
It seems like ages since we last did this. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1094 |
We're always seated next to the bathroom. |
1.2222 |
0.05672 |
72 |
58 |
12 |
2 |
1095 |
That waitress was staring at us. Are you sure we haven't met herbivore? |
1.2222 |
0.05188 |
90 |
73 |
14 |
3 |
1096 |
Why are our arms so short? |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1097 |
Which do you think will go extinct first…you or the necktie? |
1.2222 |
0.06007 |
72 |
59 |
10 |
3 |
1098 |
Let's not let another era go by before we have a date night. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1099 |
Just once, I'd like to get a table near the tar pit. |
1.2222 |
0.05827 |
81 |
67 |
10 |
4 |
1100 |
Salad, salad, salad.
Eight-five courses, and it's always salad. |
1.2222 |
0.05556 |
81 |
66 |
12 |
3 |
1101 |
All those jokes about T-Rex and his short arms. Boy, don't we look silly. |
1.2222 |
0.04941 |
90 |
72 |
16 |
2 |
1102 |
This won’t end well |
1.2222 |
0.04665 |
99 |
79 |
18 |
2 |
1103 |
I want this to work too but sometimes it feels like we’re living in the past. |
1.2222 |
0.04969 |
81 |
64 |
16 |
1 |
1104 |
It's nice to finally meet someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. |
1.2222 |
0.05423 |
90 |
74 |
12 |
4 |
1105 |
Shall we order little necks? |
1.2212 |
0.04523 |
104 |
83 |
19 |
2 |
1106 |
Longer forks or lower ceilings. |
1.2211 |
0.05223 |
95 |
78 |
13 |
4 |
1107 |
Wanna neck? |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1108 |
I think all this asteroid nonsense is just the government trying to scare us. |
1.2209 |
0.05825 |
86 |
72 |
9 |
5 |
1109 |
Did you see the smirk on the hostess's face when she asked if we preferred indoors or outdoors? |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1110 |
This was nice for a change, but I still prefer the all-you-can-eat salad bar. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1111 |
What did he mean, "I hope you enjoy your last meal"? |
1.2209 |
0.05585 |
86 |
71 |
11 |
4 |
1112 |
Please tell me your time machine can go backward. |
1.2209 |
0.05072 |
86 |
69 |
15 |
2 |
1113 |
I'm eyeing the centerpiece. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1114 |
I hope the beers are long necks. |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1115 |
So glad we paid for the extra neck room. |
1.2209 |
0.04794 |
86 |
68 |
17 |
1 |
1116 |
Do you think they’ll shame us if we ask for straws? |
1.2209 |
0.05335 |
86 |
70 |
13 |
3 |
1117 |
Can I eat the centerpiece? |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
1118 |
Mezzanine, second table over. The frittata is sublime and they're not looking. |
1.2208 |
0.06026 |
77 |
64 |
9 |
4 |
1119 |
Your profile said you’d be taller. |
1.2208 |
0.05429 |
77 |
62 |
13 |
2 |
1120 |
You can't see it from up here, but I'm wearing a really cute dress and I painted my toenails to match. |
1.2206 |
0.05482 |
68 |
54 |
13 |
1 |
1121 |
We need to have a long talk. |
1.2206 |
0.05869 |
68 |
55 |
11 |
2 |
1122 |
Your kidding! All mine are extinct too |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1123 |
And Dear, please don’t talk down to the waiter this time |
1.2200 |
0.05041 |
100 |
82 |
14 |
4 |
1124 |
I often feel a bit alien in this world. |
1.2200 |
0.04837 |
100 |
81 |
16 |
3 |
1125 |
Let's try standing at the bar. |
1.2198 |
0.05369 |
91 |
75 |
12 |
4 |
1126 |
I think I just laid an egg. |
1.2198 |
0.05591 |
91 |
76 |
10 |
5 |
1127 |
I'm a Sagittarius, and scarves trigger me. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1128 |
Well I can’t read the menu from here either! |
1.2198 |
0.05136 |
91 |
74 |
14 |
3 |
1129 |
These omnivore sized tables are a pain in my neck. |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1130 |
Isn’t it nice to get out of the museum once in a while? |
1.2198 |
0.04893 |
91 |
73 |
16 |
2 |
1131 |
Did you just ask me if I have a gag reflex? |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1132 |
I prefer to date taller men. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1133 |
I’m still swallowing last anniversary’s dinner |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1134 |
I’m not sure we have a future |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1135 |
Next anniversary, you need to specify roof-top seating if you want to get lucky. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1136 |
Their Jurrassicc Pork is the best in the City |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1137 |
No- I don’t know how to get down to eat the salad either. |
1.2195 |
0.05494 |
82 |
67 |
12 |
3 |
1138 |
I’m not sure how much longer we can keep up the ruse that we’re extinct. |
1.2195 |
0.05762 |
82 |
68 |
10 |
4 |
1139 |
I know exactly how you felt. I was 7' 9" in middle school. |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1140 |
His name is Rodan…we met in Tokyo… |
1.2195 |
0.04916 |
82 |
65 |
16 |
1 |
1141 |
It's a bit warm up here. Should we find a lower table? |
1.2195 |
0.05213 |
82 |
66 |
14 |
2 |
1142 |
Enjoy yourself Honey,we might be extinct one day. |
1.2192 |
0.05602 |
73 |
59 |
12 |
2 |
1143 |
I'm sorry. But I no longer feel the impact. |
1.2190 |
0.04876 |
105 |
86 |
15 |
4 |
1144 |
Yes. I swallow. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1145 |
Do you think we can ask for straws? |
1.2188 |
0.05581 |
96 |
81 |
9 |
6 |
1146 |
This is the last time you'll select the restaurant. |
1.2188 |
0.05381 |
96 |
80 |
11 |
5 |
1147 |
I thought we were going to go extinct before a table opened up. |
1.2188 |
0.04957 |
96 |
78 |
15 |
3 |
1148 |
This place really is beneath us. |
1.2188 |
0.04730 |
96 |
77 |
17 |
2 |
1149 |
I told you- this world isn't ready for us just yet. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1150 |
Can you spot our waiter? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
70 |
15 |
2 |
1151 |
I hear there's a lovely meteor shower predicted this evening. |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1152 |
If you can't stick your neck out for a friend ... what's the point? |
1.2184 |
0.05019 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1153 |
Try to act like you exist. |
1.2184 |
0.05763 |
87 |
73 |
9 |
5 |
1154 |
How can we be sure it's plant-based? |
1.2184 |
0.05279 |
87 |
71 |
13 |
3 |
1155 |
I’ve trained a small primate to put my wristwatch on. What do you do? |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
1156 |
If we have to wait any longer we’ll turn into oil. |
1.2179 |
0.05954 |
78 |
65 |
9 |
4 |
1157 |
Only one necktie tonight David? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1158 |
What, exactly, does the museum want us to donate? |
1.2179 |
0.05366 |
78 |
63 |
13 |
2 |
1159 |
Myself, I prefer the tree top restaurants. |
1.2178 |
0.05190 |
101 |
84 |
12 |
5 |
1160 |
And I said “climate change? Ridiculous, we’ll be here forever.” |
1.2178 |
0.04794 |
101 |
82 |
16 |
3 |
1161 |
Please, go ahead and start. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1162 |
What’s “going Deutch” mean, Sol? Is that one of your jokes again about us going extinct anyway? |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1163 |
It's just hard to find someone on our level. |
1.2174 |
0.04845 |
92 |
74 |
16 |
2 |
1164 |
I'm just glad you stepped on that butterfly. |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1165 |
I want to see other dinosaurs. |
1.2174 |
0.06149 |
69 |
57 |
9 |
3 |
1166 |
If we wait any longer for dinner to be served, we’ll be extinct. |
1.2174 |
0.06486 |
69 |
58 |
7 |
4 |
1167 |
Restaurants no longer carry long straws, citing declining demand. It really dampens date night; it’s a viscous cycle. |
1.2174 |
0.05792 |
69 |
56 |
11 |
2 |
1168 |
It’s only my second glass of wine, Alan. Stop breathing down my neck! |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1169 |
Yes the plants are great here, but the views of the asteroid field are to die for! |
1.2174 |
0.05315 |
92 |
76 |
12 |
4 |
1170 |
I don't usually start necking until the second date. |
1.2170 |
0.04645 |
106 |
86 |
17 |
3 |
1171 |
I agree, turtlenecks draw stares. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1172 |
We’re going to go extinct waiting for our main courses. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1173 |
I have to keep telling him, "My eyes are up here." |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1174 |
Let's eat well and leave good-looking fossils. |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
1175 |
I've never met someone I could see eye to eye with until you. |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
1176 |
Let’s have it delivered |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1177 |
What's all this nonsense I hear about an asteroid heading our way? |
1.2169 |
0.05698 |
83 |
69 |
10 |
4 |
1178 |
Give me a few minutes to digest this. |
1.2169 |
0.05434 |
83 |
68 |
12 |
3 |
1179 |
She just never shuts up about it. I’m like, yea, well we’ve been vegan for 145 million years. |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1180 |
next time get a high top |
1.2169 |
0.05156 |
83 |
67 |
14 |
2 |
1181 |
I forgot my glasses. Just ask for the specials. |
1.2169 |
0.04863 |
83 |
66 |
16 |
1 |
1182 |
By the time it takes me to swallow , we’ll be done eating. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1183 |
I'm going back down, do you need anything? |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1184 |
I thought we should go out in style! |
1.2165 |
0.04910 |
97 |
79 |
15 |
3 |
1185 |
Feels like 100 million years since we've seen our waiter. |
1.2165 |
0.05124 |
97 |
80 |
13 |
4 |
1186 |
No, I don’t want to neck. |
1.2162 |
0.06166 |
74 |
62 |
8 |
4 |
1187 |
What? On our first date? That's REALLY a stretch! |
1.2162 |
0.04818 |
74 |
58 |
16 |
0 |
1188 |
"We'll be extinct by the time dessert arrives..." |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
111 |
91 |
16 |
4 |
1189 |
See if you can catch the waiter's eye. |
1.2162 |
0.05858 |
74 |
61 |
10 |
3 |
1190 |
I have a confession. I’ve been seeing a giraffe on the side. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1191 |
You still don't know how to use a QR code? |
1.2162 |
0.05533 |
74 |
60 |
12 |
2 |
1192 |
You say Bronto, I say Apato. 🎶 Let’s call the whole thing off. |
1.2162 |
0.05188 |
74 |
59 |
14 |
1 |
1193 |
The food here is taking really long to reach us. |
1.2162 |
0.04322 |
111 |
89 |
20 |
2 |
1194 |
I like your tie. |
1.2159 |
0.04104 |
88 |
70 |
18 |
0 |
1195 |
This place is top-rated for Paleo. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1196 |
Let,s neck |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1197 |
This place is beneath us. |
1.2159 |
0.04698 |
88 |
70 |
17 |
1 |
1198 |
It’s over. And no, I’m not talking about the huge comet that will soon destroy us all, although in that sense, too, it is over… |
1.2159 |
0.05225 |
88 |
72 |
13 |
3 |
1199 |
I am so full, I think. Actually, I won't know for about 3 hours. |
1.2159 |
0.05927 |
88 |
75 |
7 |
6 |
1200 |
Between the asteroid and the park closing, its been really hard to meet someone. |
1.2159 |
0.05927 |
88 |
75 |
7 |
6 |
1201 |
Luscious love is for top minds. |
1.2159 |
0.04968 |
88 |
71 |
15 |
2 |
1202 |
Do you think our veganism can save the planet? |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1203 |
I really like you, but I really don't know how long it will last. |
1.2157 |
0.04751 |
102 |
83 |
16 |
3 |
1204 |
I find myself yearning for a steak. |
1.2157 |
0.03848 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1205 |
I think I'll try some fish for a change. |
1.2157 |
0.04323 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1206 |
I'm so happy to finally meet someone who's on my level. |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1207 |
I thought they would have better vegan options. |
1.2152 |
0.05305 |
79 |
64 |
13 |
2 |
1208 |
How could you let them seat us at the children's table? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1209 |
I see how hard you are trying to not stare at my cleavage. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1210 |
Should we ask for longer forks? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1211 |
Don’t look now,but the paparazzi just saurus |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
1212 |
I don’t care what the news said about some asteroid, I just want to know who makes these chairs we can actually sit on! |
1.2152 |
0.05885 |
79 |
66 |
9 |
4 |
1213 |
I don’t understand. The reviews called it an “elevated dining experience”. |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1214 |
How did you get your tie on without thumbs? |
1.2152 |
0.05603 |
79 |
65 |
11 |
3 |
1215 |
So where's dessert? The waiter's treating us like we're extinct. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1216 |
Give it another 3 minutes for the food to reach your stomach and you won’t be hungry for dessert. |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1217 |
How can you say that we no longer see eye to eye, Ralph? |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1218 |
I want a divorce. |
1.2151 |
0.04798 |
93 |
75 |
16 |
2 |
1219 |
I know it's pricey but it's also the only gastrolith pub in town. |
1.2151 |
0.04548 |
93 |
74 |
18 |
1 |
1220 |
my nuts hurts |
1.2151 |
0.05263 |
93 |
77 |
12 |
4 |
1221 |
Why must they always place us at the kiddie table for family gatherings? |
1.2150 |
0.04605 |
107 |
87 |
17 |
3 |
1222 |
My eyes are up here, Gerald. |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1223 |
This would be a lot more romantic if we could eat what we ordered. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1224 |
This place hasn’t changed a bit since the early Mesozoic. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1225 |
call me old fashioned but still enjoy the fine dining experience |
1.2143 |
0.05342 |
70 |
56 |
13 |
1 |
1226 |
Nice place, but I like to see my food before I eat it. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1227 |
The ambiance is nice but I prefer their tree location. |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1228 |
Yes, your neck does make your penis look small. |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1229 |
I feel like we’re drifting. Your head is always in the clouds these days. |
1.2143 |
0.05280 |
98 |
82 |
11 |
5 |
1230 |
« Try answering my question again without the dinosplaining » |
1.2143 |
0.05885 |
84 |
71 |
8 |
5 |
1231 |
You can order the steak if you want, dear, but I'll miss you when you're extinct. |
1.2143 |
0.04865 |
98 |
80 |
15 |
3 |
1232 |
Why do the T-Rexes always order off-menu? |
1.2143 |
0.06068 |
70 |
58 |
9 |
3 |
1233 |
Ok, but don’t make it obvious you’re looking. |
1.2143 |
0.05101 |
84 |
68 |
14 |
2 |
1234 |
Come here for the fine dining, they said . I can’t even see my food . |
1.2143 |
0.05375 |
84 |
69 |
12 |
3 |
1235 |
I’m supposed to stop when I’m 80% full. |
1.2143 |
0.05717 |
70 |
57 |
11 |
2 |
1236 |
I can't believe Joyce accused me of talking down to her. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1237 |
Plant based menu and no ceiling fans? I'd say that's a 5 star review waiting to happen. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1238 |
I’m just not in a place right now to save our species from extinction. |
1.2135 |
0.05171 |
89 |
73 |
13 |
3 |
1239 |
Could we switch seats? That ceiling fan is blowing right on me! |
1.2133 |
0.06090 |
75 |
63 |
8 |
4 |
1240 |
I told you to ask for a high top! |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1241 |
Okay, Brad. I'll bite. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1242 |
Turn around but don't make it obvious! |
1.2133 |
0.05127 |
75 |
60 |
14 |
1 |
1243 |
Now we just have to wait 65 million years for our waiter. |
1.2133 |
0.06379 |
75 |
64 |
6 |
5 |
1244 |
It’s a shame you can’t see what I wore for this date. |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1245 |
We can’t both take the high road |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1246 |
You know our arms are far to short for using utensils. |
1.2133 |
0.05467 |
75 |
61 |
12 |
2 |
1247 |
How you don’t think it’s obvious when your staring at my breasts is beyond me |
1.2133 |
0.05787 |
75 |
62 |
10 |
3 |
1248 |
It has been a lovely dinner, but I still don't want to go necking with you at the tar pits. I don't know what gave you the idea I was that kind of girl. |
1.2128 |
0.05212 |
94 |
78 |
12 |
4 |
1249 |
I was thinking about Little Neck clams. |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1250 |
It’s been millions of years since we’ve dined out. Is it socially acceptable to ask for straws? |
1.2128 |
0.04752 |
94 |
76 |
16 |
2 |
1251 |
Table with a view |
1.2128 |
0.04244 |
94 |
74 |
20 |
0 |
1252 |
Your profile said 8’1” |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1253 |
I feel as though the more civilized we become, the less likely we are to survive. |
1.2125 |
0.05539 |
80 |
66 |
11 |
3 |
1254 |
The servings are small, but at it's paleo friendly. |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1255 |
I can't believe you're bringing that up now. That was, like, 66 million years ago! |
1.2125 |
0.05817 |
80 |
67 |
9 |
4 |
1256 |
Now remember, dear, when the server comes, don't look down on him! |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1257 |
How about a tall drink? |
1.2125 |
0.05245 |
80 |
65 |
13 |
2 |
1258 |
Always remember: The spoon goes to the mouth, not the mouth to the spoon! |
1.2125 |
0.04934 |
80 |
64 |
15 |
1 |
1259 |
It was fine, but maybe not worth the 150 million year wait. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1260 |
This is my favorite fine dinosaur restaurant. |
1.2121 |
0.05919 |
66 |
54 |
10 |
2 |
1261 |
Shall we get it to go? I' m feeling a bit of a sore throat and you know how long that could last. |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1262 |
Did I ever tell you my first cousin was a giraffe? |
1.2121 |
0.04372 |
99 |
79 |
19 |
1 |
1263 |
Why don't we just chuck it all, live on a small tropical island and run around naked? |
1.2121 |
0.06301 |
66 |
55 |
8 |
3 |
1264 |
There’s no way that waiter can’t see us |
1.2121 |
0.05030 |
99 |
82 |
13 |
4 |
1265 |
Why they always put us in patio? |
1.2121 |
0.05231 |
99 |
83 |
11 |
5 |
1266 |
Does this dress make my neck look long? |
1.2118 |
0.05047 |
85 |
69 |
14 |
2 |
1267 |
Really! Ruth's Chris? Another Rex suggestion? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1268 |
When dinner finally reaches our stomach, we can decide if we have room for dessert. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1269 |
I find it hard to swallow why they would seat us at a table like this. |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1270 |
After 65 million years it's so nice to find vegan fine dining and drinks served with really long straws? |
1.2118 |
0.05317 |
85 |
70 |
12 |
3 |
1271 |
Do you think my dress makes me look extinct? |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1272 |
Seeing eye to eye? Only for dinner. |
1.2118 |
0.04458 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1273 |
Soooo….do you know the Heimlich? If not, I’m out. |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1274 |
George for the hundredth time I swear that's how you're supposed to wear a tie |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1275 |
Howard, do you think the waiter was threatening me with the Lava Cake? |
1.2118 |
0.04762 |
85 |
68 |
16 |
1 |
1276 |
I hope they have a Vegan option |
1.2118 |
0.05575 |
85 |
71 |
10 |
4 |
1277 |
How do we tell Littlefoot about the divorce? |
1.2115 |
0.05053 |
104 |
87 |
12 |
5 |
1278 |
Sure, he was a creationist, but he made me feel so young. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
1279 |
I forgot to tell the babysitter not to let the kids play near the tar pits. |
1.2113 |
0.05644 |
71 |
58 |
11 |
2 |
1280 |
So you couldn’t get a high top? |
1.2113 |
0.05275 |
71 |
57 |
13 |
1 |
1281 |
I don’t know… what would you choose for your last meal? |
1.2111 |
0.05119 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
1282 |
Only one flower between the two of us? I hate fine dining. |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1283 |
Usually I can't see eye-to-eye with my dates |
1.2105 |
0.04940 |
95 |
78 |
14 |
3 |
1284 |
They always put us at the kid's table. |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1285 |
I want to lay eggs with you. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1286 |
I wish they had longer utensils. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1287 |
I only wish that I had worn high heels. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
1288 |
But the review said it was an elevated dining experience. |
1.2105 |
0.05374 |
95 |
80 |
10 |
5 |
1289 |
I always get the spaghetti. |
1.2105 |
0.04463 |
95 |
76 |
18 |
1 |
1290 |
Will you stop worrying about that damn meteor? |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1291 |
On the plus side, it's so much easier to get a table since the extinction. |
1.2105 |
0.06016 |
76 |
64 |
8 |
4 |
1292 |
Why do you keep saying, “This might be our last meal together?” |
1.2105 |
0.05067 |
76 |
61 |
14 |
1 |
1293 |
Are you certain this restaurant is vegetarian? |
1.2105 |
0.04587 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1294 |
Do I look fat? |
1.2105 |
0.05161 |
95 |
79 |
12 |
4 |
1295 |
I like you too, but we need to face the fact that our arms are just too short to make this work. |
1.2105 |
0.05402 |
76 |
62 |
12 |
2 |
1296 |
Why did you hesitate when I asked you if this dress made my neck look big? |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1297 |
Not another word about climate change. |
1.2105 |
0.05717 |
76 |
63 |
10 |
3 |
1298 |
Of course the other diners saw us! |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1299 |
Why are we here? There's no salad bar! |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1300 |
Happy 156th million anniversary, darling. |
1.2099 |
0.05187 |
81 |
66 |
13 |
2 |
1301 |
Am I hungry? I haven't had a thing to eat in ages. |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1302 |
Fred, I still can’t figure out why you asked for utensils? |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1303 |
I think our waiter may have gone extinct. |
1.2099 |
0.06013 |
81 |
69 |
7 |
5 |
1304 |
the soup was nice, but it was cold by the time it reached my mouth |
1.2099 |
0.05476 |
81 |
67 |
11 |
3 |
1305 |
It’ll be another 3 hours before I know if I’m full or not |
1.2099 |
0.05751 |
81 |
68 |
9 |
4 |
1306 |
I think we must be from the same neck of the woods. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1307 |
My favorite book is Wuthering Heights. And yours? |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1308 |
No soup for me, the spoon is always empty by the time I get it up here. |
1.2093 |
0.05515 |
86 |
72 |
10 |
4 |
1309 |
C’mon honey, we’re above this. |
1.2093 |
0.05261 |
86 |
71 |
12 |
3 |
1310 |
Did you see his face when I said I’m vegan? |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
1311 |
These drinks are too small. I'll order us a couple of longnecks. |
1.2090 |
0.06568 |
67 |
57 |
6 |
4 |
1312 |
Did the waiter just say his name was Flintstone?" |
1.2090 |
0.06214 |
67 |
56 |
8 |
3 |
1313 |
It feels like ages since we've seen each other. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
1314 |
Remember we take turns eating |
1.2090 |
0.05839 |
67 |
55 |
10 |
2 |
1315 |
What you're telling me is hard to swallow. |
1.2090 |
0.05438 |
67 |
54 |
12 |
1 |
1316 |
And they said we wouldn't last. |
1.2090 |
0.06904 |
67 |
58 |
4 |
5 |
1317 |
Take it from me they’re just not worth sticking your neck out for |
1.2090 |
0.05004 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1318 |
It just doesn't seem like a good time to be starting a family. |
1.2088 |
0.04821 |
91 |
74 |
15 |
2 |
1319 |
Maybe we should have asked for a high top? |
1.2088 |
0.04560 |
91 |
73 |
17 |
1 |
1320 |
You looked taller on Tinder. |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
1321 |
So you said something about a meteor? |
1.2083 |
0.05573 |
72 |
59 |
11 |
2 |
1322 |
Generous portions my bronto sore ass! |
1.2083 |
0.06542 |
72 |
62 |
5 |
5 |
1323 |
Alright then, genius, how do YOU think we should get this food into our mouths? |
1.2083 |
0.05210 |
72 |
58 |
13 |
1 |
1324 |
Linguine? |
1.2083 |
0.04663 |
96 |
78 |
16 |
2 |
1325 |
When you go low, I’ll go high. |
1.2083 |
0.06235 |
72 |
61 |
7 |
4 |
1326 |
you looked different in your photo. |
1.2083 |
0.05913 |
72 |
60 |
9 |
3 |
1327 |
Almost didn’t recognize you without the beard |
1.2079 |
0.04939 |
101 |
84 |
13 |
4 |
1328 |
You know what? You were right. The view here is amazing! |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1329 |
Am I full? How would I know? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1330 |
If the salad bar and breadsticks are unlimited, how do they always run out? |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1331 |
Now that I feel more evolved, I occasionally sample something from the Small Mammal Appetizers. |
1.2078 |
0.05649 |
77 |
64 |
10 |
3 |
1332 |
Your profile said you were 9’ 7” |
1.2078 |
0.05338 |
77 |
63 |
12 |
2 |
1333 |
You ordered a convertible Uber, right Dan? |
1.2078 |
0.05008 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1334 |
I'm certainly not going to stick my neck out and recommend this restaurant! |
1.2073 |
0.05129 |
82 |
67 |
13 |
2 |
1335 |
I'm glad you have a convertible. |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1336 |
So, provided a giant rock doesn’t fall out of the sky and kill us both, what are your plans for the future? |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1337 |
I’m pretty sure our kids will have long necks as well. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1338 |
Honey, I think I've got something caught in my throat! |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1339 |
Let me know in a few hours if you have room for dessert. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1340 |
I prefer Central Park’s upscale vegan dining. |
1.2073 |
0.05686 |
82 |
69 |
9 |
4 |
1341 |
I guess the algorithm really does work, |
1.2073 |
0.04504 |
82 |
65 |
17 |
0 |
1342 |
Would it kill them to use a larger font on these menus? |
1.2073 |
0.05415 |
82 |
68 |
11 |
3 |
1343 |
I come here for the atmosphere. |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
66 |
15 |
1 |
1344 |
We really should have requested a high top |
1.2073 |
0.04827 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1345 |
I just realized I forgot our straws in the car |
1.2073 |
0.06193 |
82 |
71 |
5 |
6 |
1346 |
I never thought we'd be compatible. |
1.2069 |
0.05456 |
87 |
73 |
10 |
4 |
1347 |
You think the waiter will see us? |
1.2069 |
0.04942 |
87 |
71 |
14 |
2 |
1348 |
It’s nice to meet someone on my level |
1.2069 |
0.05206 |
87 |
72 |
12 |
3 |
1349 |
I never know how to get the waiters’ attention here. |
1.2069 |
0.04368 |
87 |
69 |
18 |
0 |
1350 |
I hope they serve very tall food or have very long forks. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
1351 |
Do you really think in a million years anyone will care about our political affiliations? |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
1352 |
Dining out is a stretch. |
1.2065 |
0.04773 |
92 |
75 |
15 |
2 |
1353 |
This is awkward. |
1.2065 |
0.05017 |
92 |
76 |
13 |
3 |
1354 |
I’ve been thinking about stepping down from the Senate, what are your thoughts? |
1.2065 |
0.05687 |
92 |
79 |
7 |
6 |
1355 |
You looked taller in your picture. |
1.2063 |
0.06054 |
63 |
52 |
9 |
2 |
1356 |
I guess ordering lobster is out of the question. |
1.2063 |
0.06463 |
63 |
53 |
7 |
3 |
1357 |
You stink”. Did you say I stink? No I said , “You’re extinct” |
1.2062 |
0.05064 |
97 |
81 |
12 |
4 |
1358 |
I hate it when the entrè arrives before the appetizer reaches my stomach |
1.2062 |
0.04620 |
97 |
79 |
16 |
2 |
1359 |
Just think, hun, what if that asteroid hit us. |
1.2062 |
0.04129 |
97 |
77 |
20 |
0 |
1360 |
Are you on your phone? |
1.2062 |
0.05271 |
97 |
82 |
10 |
5 |
1361 |
They're out of trees. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
1362 |
The sales rep from Sinclair said we will be stars. I told him we’ll think about it. |
1.2059 |
0.05760 |
68 |
56 |
10 |
2 |
1363 |
I REALLY stuck my neck out to keep this date!! |
1.2059 |
0.05366 |
68 |
55 |
12 |
1 |
1364 |
It's been a long time since I've met someone I can see eye to eye. |
1.2059 |
0.04692 |
102 |
84 |
15 |
3 |
1365 |
We’re both vegans Greg, you don’t have to make a big deal out of it. |
1.2059 |
0.04940 |
68 |
54 |
14 |
0 |
1366 |
In a millennia or so, the giraffes will love this place. |
1.2056 |
0.04351 |
107 |
87 |
18 |
2 |
1367 |
I just started digesting yesterday’s breakfast. |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
1368 |
I think I'm in a state of affairs that's soooo easy—it's difficult. |
1.2055 |
0.06156 |
73 |
62 |
7 |
4 |
1369 |
Your nightmare is a comet hitting the planet. |
1.2055 |
0.04344 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1370 |
Well, I'm just glad to be here. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
1371 |
I don’t do that, actually. I have a very sensitive gag reflex |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
1372 |
So is it "D-eye-noe" or "Dee-no"? |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
1373 |
You know this can’t last. |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
1374 |
I finally got us reservations. But I feel we should have accepted the invite to Noah's boat party. |
1.2055 |
0.05503 |
73 |
60 |
11 |
2 |
1375 |
A steakhouse David, really? |
1.2055 |
0.05839 |
73 |
61 |
9 |
3 |
1376 |
I tried the Paleo diet. Now I'm doing the Mezozoic. |
1.2051 |
0.04950 |
78 |
63 |
14 |
1 |
1377 |
I'm not wearing any shoes."
"Me. neither. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1378 |
Wait, this is a steak house? |
1.2051 |
0.04224 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1379 |
Do you have any idea what we ordered? |
1.2051 |
0.06415 |
78 |
68 |
4 |
6 |
1380 |
It’s wonderful to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye! |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1381 |
Wow, if I don't get my meal soon, I'm going to go extinct. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1382 |
It's not you, it's the asteroid. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1383 |
Why do they always sit us at the kiddie table? |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1384 |
Next time let's get a high-top. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1385 |
I told you to request a high-top! |
1.2051 |
0.04602 |
78 |
62 |
16 |
0 |
1386 |
It is so great to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. |
1.2051 |
0.05276 |
78 |
64 |
12 |
2 |
1387 |
I think we’re living proof that if you work hard the top shelf becomes quite accessible. |
1.2051 |
0.05583 |
78 |
65 |
10 |
3 |
1388 |
Do you ever wonder where the natural gas for gas ranges comes from ? |
1.2051 |
0.06150 |
78 |
67 |
6 |
5 |
1389 |
Tastes like chicken. |
1.2048 |
0.04457 |
83 |
66 |
17 |
0 |
1390 |
I've always looked down on all this modern technology too! |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1391 |
Why did they seat us at the kid's table? |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1392 |
I wish we had sat at a high top |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1393 |
You dip down and I'll feed you; then we'll switch. |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
1394 |
What do you say we splurge for haute cuisine next time? |
1.2048 |
0.05623 |
83 |
70 |
9 |
4 |
1395 |
I don't think we have a future together... or apart. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1396 |
Don’t be so paranoid. Nothing is going to happen when that meteor hits. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1397 |
The service is terrific but I am afraid I find the food inedible. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1398 |
My doctor says I should go paleo. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1399 |
To be honest, Harold, I knew we weren't going to be able to eat here when I saw the forks. |
1.2048 |
0.05355 |
83 |
69 |
11 |
3 |
1400 |
We could get ice cream... or check out this meteor that's supposed to be visible tonight. |
1.2048 |
0.05073 |
83 |
68 |
13 |
2 |
1401 |
Do you ever get tired of being seated outside? |
1.2048 |
0.04775 |
83 |
67 |
15 |
1 |
1402 |
Our waiter just assumed I'm a vegetarian. |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
1403 |
I’m sorry Phil, but I only date tall guys. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1404 |
This place has great atmosphere. |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
1405 |
Chew the fried pickles well. Heimlich is useless. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1406 |
But I’ve always stuck my neck out for you. |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1407 |
I say we get the salad |
1.2045 |
0.04617 |
88 |
71 |
16 |
1 |
1408 |
Don't you just lovvve the spaghetti here??? |
1.2045 |
0.04891 |
88 |
72 |
14 |
2 |
1409 |
Your neck is longer than mine |
1.2045 |
0.05152 |
88 |
73 |
12 |
3 |
1410 |
You know what they say about neck size. |
1.2043 |
0.04473 |
93 |
77 |
14 |
2 |
1411 |
You know Fred and Barney are gay in real life. |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
1412 |
At the very least, we see eye to eye. |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1413 |
Well aren’t you a tall, tall, tall drink of water? |
1.2043 |
0.04968 |
93 |
77 |
13 |
3 |
1414 |
Shoot, I forgot my straw, oh! |
1.2043 |
0.05198 |
93 |
78 |
11 |
4 |
1415 |
…but the portion are so small |
1.2043 |
0.04727 |
93 |
76 |
15 |
2 |
1416 |
After dinner,want to go down to the tarpits and neck? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
1417 |
Don't worry about it. No one can see the spinach stuck in your teeth way up here. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
1418 |
Your profile said 60 feet. |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
1419 |
So now we've invented dining. What next? |
1.2029 |
0.05684 |
69 |
57 |
10 |
2 |
1420 |
There's no way I am eating spaghetti tonight! |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
1421 |
So where do you see us in the future? |
1.2029 |
0.06047 |
69 |
58 |
8 |
3 |
1422 |
David, I’ve been thinking about getting a neck job . . . |
1.2029 |
0.05296 |
69 |
56 |
12 |
1 |
1423 |
Yes, I have a watch. Not the same as knowing the time." |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1424 |
You can be such a mammoth's ass at the worst time. |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1425 |
If we order 'off-menu,' we can eat the ferns over the bar. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1426 |
You just can’t find these places any longer. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1427 |
Does my neck look long in this dress? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1428 |
I think we overdressed. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1429 |
Next time, get us a table in the scaffold section. |
1.2027 |
0.06079 |
74 |
63 |
7 |
4 |
1430 |
I don’t know, when did you last hear from Nessie? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1431 |
A tall latte. You? |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1432 |
Honey,these cycad tapas are too tiny! |
1.2027 |
0.05083 |
74 |
60 |
13 |
1 |
1433 |
She says we look down on them. I say they're just a pain in the you know what. The neck of course, I mean the neck. |
1.2027 |
0.05766 |
74 |
62 |
9 |
3 |
1434 |
Shall we tip when it is over, or just tip over? |
1.2027 |
0.05435 |
74 |
61 |
11 |
2 |
1435 |
Oh, I know, right? Ceiling fans are the absolute worst. |
1.2027 |
0.04705 |
74 |
59 |
15 |
0 |
1436 |
I like the atmosphere,but the service is positively glacial. |
1.2025 |
0.04550 |
79 |
63 |
16 |
0 |
1437 |
Forget about today’s problems. Remember that things always get better in the long-term. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
1438 |
Really long forks would be nice … and prehensile thumbs. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
66 |
10 |
3 |
1439 |
I long for you. |
1.2025 |
0.05804 |
79 |
67 |
8 |
4 |
1440 |
We need to stop the stretching exercises. |
1.2025 |
0.05518 |
79 |
68 |
7 |
4 |
1441 |
How much more do we need to evolve? |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
1442 |
What a coincidence we have acid reflux in common. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1443 |
You've been practicing your Windsor knot. |
1.2025 |
0.04894 |
79 |
64 |
14 |
1 |
1444 |
My eyes are up here, Mark. |
1.2025 |
0.04369 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1445 |
Well get used to the new me, Charles. I eat meat and I’m not sorry. |
1.2025 |
0.05215 |
79 |
65 |
12 |
2 |
1446 |
Have you noticed how slow the service is? |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
1447 |
Thanks for looking me up. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1448 |
These chairs are amazingly strong, aren't they? |
1.2024 |
0.04724 |
84 |
68 |
15 |
1 |
1449 |
I'm afraid you're just too old for me. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1450 |
Frankly Bill, I'm finding that a little hard to swallow |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
1451 |
It is so nice to finally meet someone who sees eye to eye about global warming. |
1.2024 |
0.05813 |
84 |
72 |
7 |
5 |
1452 |
I recommend the littleneck clams. |
1.2024 |
0.05019 |
84 |
69 |
13 |
2 |
1453 |
Even AI has banned straws. |
1.2024 |
0.04410 |
84 |
67 |
17 |
0 |
1454 |
Do you think we could ask to be moved to a high-top? |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1455 |
Dinner dates with sauropods: necks-level romance. |
1.2024 |
0.05297 |
84 |
70 |
11 |
3 |
1456 |
My ex and I just weren't seeing eye to eye. |
1.2022 |
0.04570 |
89 |
72 |
16 |
1 |
1457 |
You looked Jurassic in your profile photo. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
1458 |
Glad we finally see eye-to-eye. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
1459 |
Honestly, in this environment, I wouldn't stick my neck out. |
1.2022 |
0.05099 |
89 |
74 |
12 |
3 |
1460 |
I like it here. It's like going back into a different epoch. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
1461 |
So, you wanna neck? |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
1462 |
I heard the lava cake here is to die for. |
1.2022 |
0.04842 |
89 |
73 |
14 |
2 |
1463 |
Honey, steak in a vegan restaurant is a bit of a tall order. |
1.2022 |
0.05343 |
89 |
75 |
10 |
4 |
1464 |
I had such lofty expectations. |
1.2021 |
0.04920 |
94 |
78 |
13 |
3 |
1465 |
Would you like to try the littleneck clams? |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1466 |
We've come a long way since carbon dating. |
1.2021 |
0.04430 |
94 |
76 |
17 |
1 |
1467 |
You should have been more specific when asking the genie to make us two feet taller! |
1.2020 |
0.05173 |
99 |
84 |
10 |
5 |
1468 |
We should have ordered a bigger table. |
1.2020 |
0.04302 |
99 |
80 |
18 |
1 |
1469 |
Yes, I feel the same way. My first date in 100 million years. |
1.2019 |
0.04609 |
104 |
86 |
15 |
3 |
1470 |
I suggest for dessert we order the Mile High Pie. |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1471 |
I know we're herbivores, but what the heck is chevril? |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
1472 |
No I don't see our waiter but honestly, how can he not see us? |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
1473 |
I love it here. I'm afraid that we will need the Heimlich again, that's all. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1474 |
But, we do see eye to eye … |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1475 |
Gosh, it's been such a long time. I thought I was the only one out there. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
1476 |
Evolution has not been good to us. Our arms are too short" |
1.2000 |
0.05883 |
65 |
54 |
9 |
2 |
1477 |
I wonder why they seated us at a kids' table? |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1478 |
Yes,we should. But,I don’t want to stick my neck out. |
1.2000 |
0.05228 |
70 |
57 |
12 |
1 |
1479 |
Is it my imagination,or have we been here a long time? |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
1480 |
The world just isn't designed for people of size. |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
1481 |
Sometimes it feels strange to be so fr above it all! |
1.2000 |
0.04637 |
95 |
78 |
15 |
2 |
1482 |
Just because we are not technologically advanced , it doesn't mean we are dinosaurs. |
1.2000 |
0.05460 |
65 |
53 |
11 |
1 |
1483 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye on this! |
1.2000 |
0.04965 |
85 |
70 |
13 |
2 |
1484 |
Let's start with tall drinks, OK? |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1485 |
Not tonight. I have a sore throat. |
1.2000 |
0.05097 |
95 |
80 |
11 |
4 |
1486 |
What’s this about astroids and eating dessert first? |
1.2000 |
0.04793 |
90 |
74 |
14 |
2 |
1487 |
In my case, it was my third great-grandmother |
1.2000 |
0.06279 |
65 |
55 |
7 |
3 |
1488 |
Oh com’on. Bacon doesn’t count. |
1.2000 |
0.04872 |
95 |
79 |
13 |
3 |
1489 |
I miss plastic straws |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1490 |
A little bit goes a long way. |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
1491 |
So are you a believer or denier in melting permafrost? |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
1492 |
Don't look, but I think that's Sam Neill over there. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1493 |
Have we even seen our waiter? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1494 |
Don't get the spaghetti next time. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1495 |
My ex is having me swallowed. |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1496 |
I'm not comfortable eating in a place called The Asteroid Cafe. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1497 |
How about Loch Ness for our Honeymoon? |
1.2000 |
0.06305 |
70 |
60 |
6 |
4 |
1498 |
I told you that we should have made a reservation at 'The Rainforest Cafe.' |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1499 |
We'll be extinct before we get the bill. |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
1500 |
I think I’m going to order the treetops with the parmesan cheese and garlic. The dressing on the side |
1.2000 |
0.05500 |
85 |
72 |
9 |
4 |
1501 |
You have quite an elevated palette. |
1.2000 |
0.05610 |
70 |
58 |
10 |
2 |
1502 |
At these prices, you'd think they would give us straws! |
1.2000 |
0.05288 |
90 |
76 |
10 |
4 |
1503 |
Told you we should have got take-out |
1.2000 |
0.04240 |
90 |
74 |
15 |
1 |
1504 |
I've had it up to here with the lousy service. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1505 |
I don’t think you’re going to like the bathroom. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
85 |
69 |
15 |
1 |
1506 |
After dinner, can we stop at a gas station to pay our respect to our ancestors? |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1507 |
I don’t feel right bringing children into this dying world. |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
1508 |
I'm starving and ready to order. Do you think the waiter saw us? |
1.2000 |
0.05369 |
75 |
62 |
11 |
2 |
1509 |
This was long overdue, love |
1.2000 |
0.05156 |
80 |
66 |
12 |
2 |
1510 |
I think I have something stuck in my throat my throat, my throat |
1.2000 |
0.06003 |
75 |
64 |
7 |
4 |
1511 |
Oh, the only thing I can smell is your breath. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1512 |
High minded conversation |
1.2000 |
0.05695 |
75 |
63 |
9 |
3 |
1513 |
Don't look but T-Rex over there can't even reach his cutlery" |
1.2000 |
0.06006 |
80 |
69 |
6 |
5 |
1514 |
I just think it’s ridiculous to charge $38 for a plate of leaves. |
1.2000 |
0.05022 |
75 |
61 |
13 |
1 |
1515 |
Thank goodness they got rid of the ceiling fans in this place! |
1.2000 |
0.04839 |
80 |
65 |
14 |
1 |
1516 |
So, tell me Edward, Where have you been hiding all this time? Under the rocks? |
1.2000 |
0.05454 |
80 |
67 |
10 |
3 |
1517 |
And so the natural history museum instantly regretted their choice of taxidermists |
1.2000 |
0.05239 |
85 |
71 |
11 |
3 |
1518 |
I’m sorry Gerald, but my mind is made up. I’ve been unhappy since the Jurassic Period. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1519 |
Let’s keep it light and not discuss extinction theories on the first date. |
1.2000 |
0.05047 |
90 |
75 |
12 |
3 |
1520 |
Oh, I don’t think that big rock in the sky is going to hit us at all. Liberal snowflakes. |
1.2000 |
0.05737 |
80 |
68 |
8 |
4 |
1521 |
Should we head back down for dessert? |
1.2000 |
0.05967 |
70 |
59 |
8 |
3 |
1522 |
BYOB, I say again and again. And he still forgets the bibs! |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1523 |
I much prefer the burn of reposado going down. |
1.1979 |
0.04593 |
96 |
79 |
15 |
2 |
1524 |
Bobby Flayceratops gave the Jurassic Pork 5 stars. |
1.1979 |
0.04826 |
96 |
80 |
13 |
3 |
1525 |
The waiter was nice enough but I'm not sure about the upper atmosphere. |
1.1978 |
0.04745 |
91 |
75 |
14 |
2 |
1526 |
I’m not especially fond of soup. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
1527 |
Gotta love dating in your 40's. |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1528 |
Of course I’m ordering spaghetti. |
1.1978 |
0.05234 |
91 |
77 |
10 |
4 |
1529 |
Do you even know what Chateaubriand is? |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1530 |
What a nice place-- I thought they weren't going to open it until at least the Cretaceous period." |
1.1978 |
0.04996 |
91 |
76 |
12 |
3 |
1531 |
I have esophageal reflux also. |
1.1977 |
0.04625 |
86 |
70 |
15 |
1 |
1532 |
Sorry if I sound a little hoarse, I have 32 frogs in my throat. |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1533 |
I thought you said this place was high-end? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1534 |
I thought I specifically asked you to get us a high top table Gerald? |
1.1977 |
0.05441 |
86 |
73 |
9 |
4 |
1535 |
We’ll take the long-neck island iced tea, and make it a double. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
1536 |
This diners sour. |
1.1977 |
0.04912 |
86 |
71 |
13 |
2 |
1537 |
Do you ever wonder if we’re vegan by choice or because we’re supposed to be? |
1.1977 |
0.05183 |
86 |
75 |
7 |
4 |
1538 |
What do you mean you forgot where we parked. We don't have a car. |
1.1975 |
0.05937 |
81 |
70 |
6 |
5 |
1539 |
I love how thoughtful you are even with your walnut sized brain. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1540 |
Vegetarian fine dining is so hard to find. |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
1541 |
test |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
1542 |
Oh, sweetie, I wish we could take this moment and preserve it forever... |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1543 |
Don't know if you're interested,but I'll stick my neck out and ask "your place or mine" |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
1544 |
I thought I asked for a straw. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
1545 |
I don't know about "neverending," but the pasta should last us into the Paleozoic Era. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1546 |
I hear there’s a meteor shower tonight. |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
1547 |
The doctor said it was altitude sickness, but I'm going to ask for a second opinion |
1.1975 |
0.04785 |
81 |
66 |
14 |
1 |
1548 |
our soup is taking forever |
1.1975 |
0.05098 |
81 |
67 |
12 |
2 |
1549 |
Can we do that thing where we take a pic and make our necks look like a heart? |
1.1975 |
0.05671 |
81 |
69 |
8 |
4 |
1550 |
I lied about my height. |
1.1975 |
0.05392 |
81 |
68 |
10 |
3 |
1551 |
I don't know what happened. The food was wonderful when I was here in the Pleistocene. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1552 |
Evolution hasn’t got us to fine dining yet. We better do takeout. |
1.1974 |
0.04596 |
76 |
61 |
15 |
0 |
1553 |
A salad? You have that all the time at home! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1554 |
I never thought I’d long for the days of outdoor seating. |
1.1974 |
0.06218 |
76 |
66 |
5 |
5 |
1555 |
A crook in my neck seems to affect my whole body! |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1556 |
Why the long neck? |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1557 |
Did you see the look on the waiter's face when we asked for Vegan options? Such a condescendasaurus. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1558 |
Let’s start with a nice tall drink |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
1559 |
I think ordering soup was a bad idea. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1560 |
It's been 175 million years since we ordered. Do you think they've forgotten us? |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
1561 |
And they say romance is going extinct. |
1.1974 |
0.05626 |
76 |
64 |
9 |
3 |
1562 |
I guess saying vegan more trendy than herbivore. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1563 |
Why is Barney purple? |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1564 |
Well darn it Jim, we should have ordered the seafood tower. |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1565 |
You looked taller in your pics |
1.1974 |
0.05305 |
76 |
63 |
11 |
2 |
1566 |
It's so nice to find a restaurant with no ceiling fans! |
1.1974 |
0.05929 |
76 |
65 |
7 |
4 |
1567 |
The asteroid shower ☄️ is a sweet touch. |
1.1974 |
0.04963 |
76 |
62 |
13 |
1 |
1568 |
When our server comes by, ask for the large-print menu. |
1.1972 |
0.04755 |
71 |
57 |
14 |
0 |
1569 |
Nice presentation, but aren’t we vegetarians? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
1570 |
We haven’t seen our server in an eon. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
1571 |
What’s going on with you lately? You’re eating more and more like a bird. |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
1572 |
This isn’t a contest honey, we both have short arms and nose’s where they don’t belong |
1.1972 |
0.05537 |
71 |
59 |
10 |
2 |
1573 |
Now where’s stegosaurus with the plates? |
1.1972 |
0.05890 |
71 |
60 |
8 |
3 |
1574 |
I'm getting sick of the paleo diet. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
1575 |
For the 150 millionth time, Happy Anniversary. |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
1576 |
I don't want anything that's on the endangered species list. |
1.1970 |
0.06190 |
66 |
56 |
7 |
3 |
1577 |
Are we too late for the pterodactyl special ? |
1.1970 |
0.04933 |
66 |
53 |
13 |
0 |
1578 |
That's hard to swallow! |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
1579 |
Tapas was a mistake |
1.1970 |
0.05385 |
66 |
54 |
11 |
1 |
1580 |
Service is going to be kind of slow after what I just did in the ladies' room. |
1.1967 |
0.06105 |
61 |
51 |
8 |
2 |
1581 |
We date back to the Thecodontosaurus on my mother’s side. |
1.1967 |
0.05639 |
61 |
50 |
10 |
1 |
1582 |
At last!
A date who will look me in the eye when I speak to him…. |
1.1961 |
0.04415 |
102 |
84 |
16 |
2 |
1583 |
No Shirt, No Shoes." I'm surprised they let us in |
1.1959 |
0.05210 |
97 |
83 |
9 |
5 |
1584 |
When is the next evolutionary stage for furniture designers? |
1.1957 |
0.04437 |
92 |
75 |
16 |
1 |
1585 |
Wow! The New Yorker wants to print my recipe! |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
1586 |
What's plan B? |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1587 |
I'm glad you stuck your neck out and asked me to this dinner date |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1588 |
I'm finding it hard to adapt. |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1589 |
You're telling me that the thrill is gone after only 6 billon years? |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
77 |
12 |
3 |
1590 |
Not sure about the food, but I like the atmosphere. |
1.1957 |
0.04946 |
92 |
79 |
9 |
4 |
1591 |
It’s just so nice to finally find someone I see eye-to-eye with. |
1.1957 |
0.04698 |
92 |
76 |
14 |
2 |
1592 |
Wanna go back to the car and neck? |
1.1957 |
0.05407 |
92 |
79 |
8 |
5 |
1593 |
I love you because you are truly interested in my mind... not just about necking. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1594 |
Hard for me to find someone that I see eye to eye with! |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
1595 |
We are done. Just heard Noah won't take us into his Ark. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1596 |
It smells good, even from here. |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
1597 |
Well this won’t work. I only date men who are shorter than me. |
1.1954 |
0.05383 |
87 |
74 |
9 |
4 |
1598 |
I’ve forgotten what we ordered. |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1599 |
When dining out, they're all microgreens... |
1.1954 |
0.04578 |
87 |
71 |
15 |
1 |
1600 |
Do you think this V-neck makes my neck look long? |
1.1954 |
0.04861 |
87 |
72 |
13 |
2 |
1601 |
The waiter’s ladder was a little much. |
1.1954 |
0.05128 |
87 |
73 |
11 |
3 |
1602 |
“The forks and in this restaurant are way too short! |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1603 |
I'm so glad we see eye to eye on this |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1604 |
If we don't see the waiter in the next five minutes I'll go extinct! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1605 |
Well, that was a perfectly lovely 150million year anniversary dinner” |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1606 |
An asteroid is coming, Hank. Dammit, I’m having dessert! |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1607 |
It's not you. It's the halitosis. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1608 |
The food was pretty low. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1609 |
These dating apps are such a pain in the neck |
1.1951 |
0.04733 |
82 |
67 |
14 |
1 |
1610 |
Honey, you haven’t said anything about my new necklace |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1611 |
What’s a short neck tie then? |
1.1951 |
0.04403 |
82 |
66 |
16 |
0 |
1612 |
I thought getting in the cab was going to be the biggest obstacle tonight. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1613 |
I told you, always ask for the high top. |
1.1951 |
0.05041 |
82 |
68 |
12 |
2 |
1614 |
Carl. My eyes are up here. |
1.1951 |
0.05331 |
82 |
69 |
10 |
3 |
1615 |
Make sure you eat your greens. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
1616 |
Perhaps more forethought for our CRISPER experiments, Dr. Roberts? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1617 |
I think highly of you. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1618 |
I’ve been thinking about a neck tattoo! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
1619 |
I know we've moved on, but I miss the swamp. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1620 |
At least we will be able to see the movie. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1621 |
I suppose we can eat off the other tables. |
1.1948 |
0.05857 |
77 |
66 |
7 |
4 |
1622 |
These tasting menus are a pain in the neck! |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1623 |
I hear the long-neck clams are good. |
1.1948 |
0.04543 |
77 |
62 |
15 |
0 |
1624 |
Herb, I'm starting to think we're not the fittest. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1625 |
Pretty elegant. But don't you think Extinct an unusual name for a restaurant? |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1626 |
Dude, you lied on your dating profile. You're only 19 feet, 8 inches tall! |
1.1948 |
0.04905 |
77 |
63 |
13 |
1 |
1627 |
I hope this place is more traditional than the last - I can't stand that new 'Paleo' cuisine. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1628 |
Did I really need to ask for my Tom Collins to be served tall? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1629 |
We’re going to go extinct by the time the waiter comes back. |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1630 |
I still don't understand why they didn't seat us at a high-top. |
1.1948 |
0.05242 |
77 |
64 |
11 |
2 |
1631 |
Yes, Brian, it's an existential issue, but for once can we just avoid the subject of ceiling fans? |
1.1948 |
0.05558 |
77 |
65 |
9 |
3 |
1632 |
Is it just me, or have the portions here gotten smaller? |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1633 |
Did you say: your ex? Think! |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1634 |
Just to be clear,I don’t neck on the first date! |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1635 |
Call me a dinosaur, but I love an old fashioned date. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1636 |
The paleontologists are in for a big surprise. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1637 |
My eyes are way, way up HERE. |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1638 |
‘I wonder why we’re the only ones here? I mean I heard there was a meteor coming, but it’s probably fake news!” |
1.1944 |
0.05814 |
72 |
61 |
8 |
3 |
1639 |
Finally, vegan options |
1.1944 |
0.05096 |
72 |
59 |
12 |
1 |
1640 |
I hate when they just assume I don't want chopsticks. |
1.1940 |
0.06104 |
67 |
57 |
7 |
3 |
1641 |
Props to whoever built these chairs. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1642 |
Honey, do not yell at the waiter, he’s probably new and hasn’t used the ladder before. |
1.1940 |
0.05312 |
67 |
55 |
11 |
1 |
1643 |
That's a hard meal to swallow. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1644 |
Well the egg came first of course.
And what the heck is a chicken? |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1645 |
I always knew we were high society. |
1.1940 |
0.04868 |
67 |
54 |
13 |
0 |
1646 |
My ex and I just didn't see eye-to-eye. You know how triceratops are. |
1.1940 |
0.05722 |
67 |
56 |
9 |
2 |
1647 |
I'm glad I found a date that can look to me neck to neck. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1648 |
Remind me, have we been seated? |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
1649 |
But your profile said you were 68 foot 7. |
1.1935 |
0.05130 |
93 |
79 |
10 |
4 |
1650 |
What a coincidence! My dad is the elephant and my mom is the giraffe. |
1.1935 |
0.06014 |
62 |
52 |
8 |
2 |
1651 |
I think we made a mistake ordering finger foods. |
1.1935 |
0.04394 |
93 |
76 |
16 |
1 |
1652 |
Eyes up here big guy. |
1.1935 |
0.06438 |
62 |
53 |
6 |
3 |
1653 |
After dinner, what say we do a little necking? |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
1654 |
Farm to table? What about hand to mouth? |
1.1932 |
0.05326 |
88 |
75 |
9 |
4 |
1655 |
Now that we’re here, how do we eat? |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
1656 |
You have something in your teeth. |
1.1932 |
0.04531 |
88 |
72 |
15 |
1 |
1657 |
Next time ask for a high top. |
1.1932 |
0.04810 |
88 |
73 |
13 |
2 |
1658 |
Okay, you were right, they REALLY don’t like you! |
1.1932 |
0.05075 |
88 |
74 |
11 |
3 |
1659 |
Charles, I don't understand. You're transitioning to becoming a carnivore? |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1660 |
I still can't believe you swiped right. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1661 |
I am thinking that an appetizer would be a stretch. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1662 |
Fatten up? Perish the thought! |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1663 |
Let's enjoy this -- I remember a time when a fine restaurant wouldn't seat us. |
1.1928 |
0.04681 |
83 |
68 |
14 |
1 |
1664 |
Well, it’s been a long time. |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1665 |
Are we being overlooked? |
1.1928 |
0.04356 |
83 |
67 |
16 |
0 |
1666 |
Everything was delicious but the portions are so small |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1667 |
Hunny, how exactly is this suppose to work?! |
1.1928 |
0.04985 |
83 |
69 |
12 |
2 |
1668 |
”Finally, someone I can see eye to eye with. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1669 |
It’s so long since I last dated, I feel like a dinosaur. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1670 |
I'll just have a palm tree. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1671 |
Wanna neck later? |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1672 |
I'll just have a salad. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1673 |
I can’t reach my fork… |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1674 |
When your blind date is neck and neck with your expectations! |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1675 |
I always come here for High Tea. |
1.1923 |
0.05492 |
78 |
66 |
9 |
3 |
1676 |
I hate to bring this up but this could be our last supper. |
1.1923 |
0.04491 |
78 |
63 |
15 |
0 |
1677 |
You didn’t even notice the new necklace |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1678 |
I hope they have long forks this time |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1679 |
And keep your voice down so our little waiter can hear you. |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1680 |
I've never felt more seen. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1681 |
When he says his neck isn’t the largest part of him but you’re at a fancy restaurant and trying to keep it together and remain classy. |
1.1923 |
0.05180 |
78 |
65 |
11 |
2 |
1682 |
I never see eye to eye with anyone except you, dear |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1683 |
Tall tales, small talks |
1.1923 |
0.05787 |
78 |
67 |
7 |
4 |
1684 |
It's so refreshing to finally be out on a date with someone who's at my level |
1.1923 |
0.04848 |
78 |
64 |
13 |
1 |
1685 |
This WILL be the death of us! |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1686 |
I really like the high ceilngs in this place. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1687 |
At the risk of sounding condescending, I think we’re above this place. |
1.1919 |
0.04691 |
99 |
83 |
13 |
3 |
1688 |
I truly believe that our plant-based diet will assure the longevity of our species |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1689 |
But you never stick your neck out for me! |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1690 |
Don’t humiliate me at the salad bar again. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1691 |
High heels hurt my feet. Why? |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1692 |
Luckily, you're a beer gal. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1693 |
Room for dessert? I'll know in a minute. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1694 |
I’ll go out with you again but no ceiling fans. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1695 |
I'm complaining to the manager. First off, we're Brachiosaurs, and second, why does every waiter think he was the first dinosaur to say he'd be back with our food "bronto?" |
1.1918 |
0.06062 |
73 |
63 |
6 |
4 |
1696 |
We were vegan way before it was cool. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1697 |
We just don’t have enough in common. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1698 |
I have a sore throat. |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1699 |
I know it's expensive, Frank, but hey, we could get hit by an asteroid tomorrow." |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1700 |
We may be the oldest couple in here... |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1701 |
Could you move the table back 40 feet, dear? |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
1702 |
That was our waiter? Oops,I thought he was our appetizer. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1703 |
Do you think anyone notices we're not extinct? |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
1704 |
We are over 150 million years old, but still they seat us at the kids’ table. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1705 |
It’s been ages since we’ve gone out to dinner. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1706 |
Long story short, we should do takeout next time. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1707 |
It's so nice to meet another close talker. |
1.1918 |
0.05398 |
73 |
61 |
10 |
2 |
1708 |
By the time our server gets here we will be extinct |
1.1918 |
0.05740 |
73 |
62 |
8 |
3 |
1709 |
I haven’t seen you in so long I thought you’d gone extinct |
1.1918 |
0.04640 |
73 |
59 |
14 |
0 |
1710 |
...and you live in Loch Ness all year round? |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1711 |
I don’t see leafy greens on the menu. |
1.1918 |
0.05033 |
73 |
60 |
12 |
1 |
1712 |
Could you ask the waiter for a straw? |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
1713 |
On the Dinodates website you posted you enjoyed rubbernecking. Have you seen any interesting accidents lately? |
1.1915 |
0.05300 |
94 |
81 |
8 |
5 |
1714 |
Would you still love me if I decided to go carnivore? |
1.1912 |
0.04804 |
68 |
55 |
13 |
0 |
1715 |
I can't reach my mouth. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
1716 |
I think we might be related. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
1717 |
I love you, but I’m not sticking my neck out for you again. |
1.1912 |
0.05241 |
68 |
56 |
11 |
1 |
1718 |
It’s nice to go on a date with someone my age. My last date was a fossil. |
1.1912 |
0.05644 |
68 |
57 |
9 |
2 |
1719 |
"Ask the waiter for a straw." |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
1720 |
Is it just me or is that michelin star getting closer and closer? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1721 |
Should we ask for an additional table on the balcony? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1722 |
I should really wear more necklaces. |
1.1910 |
0.04485 |
89 |
73 |
15 |
1 |
1723 |
Personification is the worst form of flattery for our kind. Don’t you agree? |
1.1910 |
0.04761 |
89 |
74 |
13 |
2 |
1724 |
maybe next time we reserve earlier to get the high top |
1.1910 |
0.05022 |
89 |
75 |
11 |
3 |
1725 |
we must have evolved in France |
1.1905 |
0.04310 |
84 |
68 |
16 |
0 |
1726 |
I hope they have long forks here... |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1727 |
Necking!? Are you kidding me? What, do you have a death wish? |
1.1905 |
0.04987 |
63 |
51 |
12 |
0 |
1728 |
Honestly, I didn't think it would take eons to be served. |
1.1905 |
0.05476 |
63 |
52 |
10 |
1 |
1729 |
Shall we have a look at the dessert tree? |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
1730 |
Why didn't you book a high top table? |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1731 |
You’ve got something on your chin… |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
1732 |
If you come up with a silly caption about necking, we're done. |
1.1905 |
0.05258 |
105 |
92 |
6 |
7 |
1733 |
Do you think they have chop sticks? |
1.1905 |
0.05214 |
84 |
71 |
10 |
3 |
1734 |
My eyes are up here, Dennis. |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
1735 |
This plant-based cuisine is out of sight! |
1.1905 |
0.05925 |
63 |
53 |
8 |
2 |
1736 |
Barry, I’ve told you I’m strictly paleo at the moment |
1.1905 |
0.04931 |
84 |
70 |
12 |
2 |
1737 |
I thought you were going to wear that scarf I bought you |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
1738 |
The reviews explicitly said “elevated dining experience.” |
1.1905 |
0.04631 |
84 |
69 |
14 |
1 |
1739 |
Finally some decent plant-based options. |
1.1905 |
0.05482 |
84 |
72 |
8 |
4 |
1740 |
His name's Irwin. |
1.1900 |
0.04426 |
100 |
83 |
15 |
2 |
1741 |
The movie was fun but the part about the meteor was a bit much… |
1.1900 |
0.04861 |
100 |
85 |
11 |
4 |
1742 |
We should have insisted on long stem glasses. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1743 |
The East Side has changed a lot since COVID. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1744 |
How come Gloria's husband could afford to get her a turtleneck? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1745 |
Alright, we can kiss. But no necking. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1746 |
Can we go to high tea next time instead? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1747 |
Honey, the world is burning, so we might as well enjoy our tea. |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1748 |
Really, we’ve GOT to take our commitment to vegetarianism seriously, even if it IS our anniversary!” - S. DeVico |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1749 |
Do you think this necklace makes my neck look too long? |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1750 |
No, I'm not interested in necking. |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1751 |
Can you tell what time my watch says it is? |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1752 |
This place has gone downhill in the last 200 million years. |
1.1899 |
0.05996 |
79 |
69 |
5 |
5 |
1753 |
Our waiter is familiar with the Heimlich |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1754 |
I hope they have some paleo options on the menu. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1755 |
I just hope the spaghetti strands are long enough |
1.1899 |
0.05428 |
79 |
67 |
9 |
3 |
1756 |
…and then the uber driver said, he has no sunroof. Some people, sheesh… |
1.1899 |
0.04792 |
79 |
65 |
13 |
1 |
1757 |
It appears they’re short-staffed tonight. |
1.1899 |
0.05120 |
79 |
66 |
11 |
2 |
1758 |
Does this dress make my butt look big? |
1.1895 |
0.05030 |
95 |
81 |
10 |
4 |
1759 |
The atmosphere is great, but how do we get to the food? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1760 |
It'll be tomorrow before I know if this food agrees with me. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1761 |
By the time this meal gets to my stomach, we'll be extinct. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1762 |
When we first met, I was petrified. |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1763 |
It's nice to date someone I can see eye to eye with for once. |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1764 |
I'm glad that we see eye to eye." |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1765 |
The vegan option was only so-so. |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
1766 |
I'm tired of these asteroid impact supply chain excuses. How hard is it to keep long straws in stock? |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1767 |
I love it when you look at me like that. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1768 |
You brought me to a vegan restaurant! |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1769 |
Why didn’t you reserve a high top table? |
1.1892 |
0.04584 |
74 |
60 |
14 |
0 |
1770 |
I'm glad they had outdoor seating. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1771 |
"I didn't know the dating ap could do such a good job!" |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1772 |
Are we the only ones left who take the long view? |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1773 |
I'm hoping the seafood tower is on the menu. |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1774 |
Eat it? I can't even smell it! |
1.1892 |
0.05667 |
74 |
63 |
8 |
3 |
1775 |
Honey, I truly understand your issue with your necktie. Likewise, I never know where I need to put my necklace on my neck” 👔 |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1776 |
I don't care if it's a fancy restaurant, I'm going to ask for a straw” |
1.1892 |
0.05331 |
74 |
62 |
10 |
2 |
1777 |
Oh my darling, I’ll put my neck on the line for you💕 |
1.1892 |
0.04971 |
74 |
61 |
12 |
1 |
1778 |
Giraffe — what an indulgence. |
1.1889 |
0.04970 |
90 |
76 |
11 |
3 |
1779 |
Hurry up and pop the question before we become extinct! |
1.1889 |
0.05216 |
90 |
77 |
9 |
4 |
1780 |
...and we both own convertibles! Wow, we have so much in common. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
1781 |
This is one of those times I wish we weren't vegan. |
1.1889 |
0.04713 |
90 |
75 |
13 |
2 |
1782 |
Let 's hope what we've ordered has no peanuts |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1783 |
Plant eaters live longer. Way longer. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1784 |
I’m glad you finally asked me to dinner, Carl. I didn’t know if you were ghosting me or if you just went extinct. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1785 |
I have to tell you, I've started seeing a T-Rex. |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1786 |
Now isn't this better than being in the grass? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1787 |
We should've eaten at home, Herb. I told you coming here would be a tall order. |
1.1884 |
0.04742 |
69 |
56 |
13 |
0 |
1788 |
Glad we see eye to eye on this. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1789 |
I thought this was going to be elevated dining |
1.1884 |
0.05939 |
69 |
59 |
7 |
3 |
1790 |
We never entwine anymore ... |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1791 |
I know this is a nice restaurant but is it wrong that I just want a 6ft party sub? |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1792 |
Everyone is staring at us like we're prehistoric or something |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1793 |
You just can’t get a good salad in the city anymore. I’m seriously thinking about going carnivore. |
1.1884 |
0.05172 |
69 |
57 |
11 |
1 |
1794 |
…so I just don’t think you’re a real vegan unless you strip the bugs off the leaves |
1.1884 |
0.05569 |
69 |
58 |
9 |
2 |
1795 |
Hey, up here! |
1.1882 |
0.04878 |
85 |
73 |
9 |
3 |
1796 |
You'd think a white-tablecloth place would have more comfortable seating |
1.1882 |
0.04582 |
85 |
70 |
14 |
1 |
1797 |
Once we lean down to eat, our heart will be perfected. We’re meant for each other I guess. |
1.1882 |
0.05157 |
85 |
72 |
10 |
3 |
1798 |
I feel like you really see me. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1799 |
If just once I could see what we ordered. |
1.1881 |
0.05017 |
101 |
87 |
9 |
5 |
1800 |
I can't wait to try their 'Ginkgo Leaves'" |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1801 |
You’re a nice guy, but I don’t see a future with you. |
1.1875 |
0.06250 |
64 |
55 |
6 |
3 |
1802 |
Be honest, does this dress make me look long? |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1803 |
Did you ever notice how the bigger dinosaurs always end up at the smaller tables. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1804 |
Yes, we've come a long way, but I still worry about the future of our species. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1805 |
Let's ask for longer forks. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
1806 |
Your profile said you were 6 feet tall... |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
1807 |
So you picked this table? |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1808 |
Do you think this one will have the right size straws? |
1.1875 |
0.04519 |
96 |
80 |
14 |
2 |
1809 |
I just googled: restaurants with high ceilings |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
1810 |
The food just isn't up to our level. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1811 |
I had a tiny bit of work done on my neck. |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
1812 |
Yes, you may pay for dinner. But, no necking! |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1813 |
And here I thought elevated dining was all but extinct. |
1.1875 |
0.04917 |
64 |
52 |
12 |
0 |
1814 |
I live for the soul who will fall into my abyss, as I gaze into his. |
1.1875 |
0.04738 |
80 |
66 |
13 |
1 |
1815 |
What’s the etiquette for the spaghetti course? |
1.1875 |
0.05398 |
64 |
53 |
10 |
1 |
1816 |
And I told myself Barbara, honey, you’ve got the neckline for it - wear the pearls. |
1.1875 |
0.05840 |
64 |
54 |
8 |
2 |
1817 |
Can you see whether I'm wearing my pearls or my diamonds? I forgot my binoculars. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1818 |
No, it was Tolstoy. |
1.1875 |
0.05364 |
80 |
68 |
9 |
3 |
1819 |
I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t hear a word he said |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1820 |
I can’t see anyone else when I’m with you |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1821 |
Would you like some tea, Rex? |
1.1875 |
0.05652 |
80 |
69 |
7 |
4 |
1822 |
If you see the waiter, I need a 13-foot spoon. |
1.1875 |
0.05061 |
80 |
67 |
11 |
2 |
1823 |
Next time I’m picking the place. |
1.1868 |
0.04396 |
91 |
75 |
15 |
1 |
1824 |
I feel like we’ve just outgrown each other. |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1825 |
I forgot my glasses. |
1.1868 |
0.05393 |
91 |
79 |
7 |
5 |
1826 |
You know how I feel about public displays of necking, Brian! |
1.1868 |
0.04108 |
91 |
74 |
17 |
0 |
1827 |
I don’t know about this place. By the time dinner reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. |
1.1868 |
0.04665 |
91 |
76 |
13 |
2 |
1828 |
What do I think? Seven courses anywhere in the City and we still need the entire Botanical Garden, that's what I think. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1829 |
Honestly, I just can’t get behind this whole Climate Change thing. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1830 |
Happy 66 millionth anniversary. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1831 |
I'm rethinking this "blending-in-with-humans thing. Unlike us, the vast majority are not vegetarians. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1832 |
Speed dating is so tough. By the time we've swallowed a bite it's on to the next table! |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1833 |
I need more necklaces. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1834 |
Wanna make out? |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1835 |
It's nice to finally meet someone with a similar point of view. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1836 |
I thought this was supposed to be an "elevated dining experience." |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1837 |
Life without meteors. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1838 |
Just don't say you'll stick your neck out for them, that's cultural appropriation. |
1.1867 |
0.05597 |
75 |
64 |
8 |
3 |
1839 |
I'm really not sure this dining out thing is for us. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1840 |
Thank goodness chivalry isn't extinct. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1841 |
Well, I always say Carpe Diem! You never know what’s just around the corner! |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1842 |
Well, it looked good when I saw it on Instagram… |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1843 |
It's so romantic to eat tiny food at a fancy restaurant. |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1844 |
It's my cheat night so I'm having the steak. |
1.1867 |
0.04530 |
75 |
61 |
14 |
0 |
1845 |
I’ll have the ton of fuckin leaves as well |
1.1867 |
0.05265 |
75 |
63 |
10 |
2 |
1846 |
F***, marry, kill…. |
1.1867 |
0.04911 |
75 |
62 |
12 |
1 |
1847 |
so you're eating meat now? |
1.1864 |
0.05114 |
59 |
48 |
11 |
0 |
1848 |
No, I never understood why they named him ‘Deep Throat’ either. |
1.1864 |
0.06151 |
59 |
50 |
7 |
2 |
1849 |
At this rate, I just hope dessert arrives before the late Cretaceous. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1850 |
Well Wilma Flintstone told me they were dino friendly. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1851 |
Without straws, we're kind of screwed. |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1852 |
And then I said lower your voice. |
1.1860 |
0.04826 |
86 |
72 |
12 |
2 |
1853 |
I just feel you don’t really extend yourself on my behalf. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
1854 |
I think we might be stretching this dinner |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1855 |
Finally, someone with whom I see eye to eye |
1.1860 |
0.05101 |
86 |
73 |
10 |
3 |
1856 |
Bigger isn’t always better. |
1.1860 |
0.04533 |
86 |
71 |
14 |
1 |
1857 |
Ready to duck out? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1858 |
Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1859 |
We are looking more alike every single day. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1860 |
I hate when they bring the main course before we finish swallowing the salad. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1861 |
Maybe after dinner we could go over to my place and neck? |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1862 |
Why do they always assume we’re vegetarian? |
1.1857 |
0.05860 |
70 |
60 |
7 |
3 |
1863 |
Why can’t we just have a nice meal before we go extinct? |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1864 |
These days having an existential crisis seem rather evolutionary. |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1865 |
deep talks, |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1866 |
I thought you said there’d be foliage |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
1867 |
You won’t believe the short men I meet |
1.1857 |
0.05495 |
70 |
59 |
9 |
2 |
1868 |
At least we see eye to eye |
1.1857 |
0.04682 |
70 |
57 |
13 |
0 |
1869 |
17’!? Why you’re barely 15’8”!!! |
1.1857 |
0.05105 |
70 |
58 |
11 |
1 |
1870 |
By the time you bite it's cold already. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1871 |
Your sense of style is prehistoric. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1872 |
It's hard to find a vegan restaurant that stands above the rest. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
1873 |
I’m so glad to meet someone who’s on the same level. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1874 |
Isn't evolution supposed to make these kinds of adjustments? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1875 |
We may need a straw |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1876 |
Yes, and such small portions. |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1877 |
The portions look tiny. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1878 |
The portions seemed small. |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1879 |
Do you think anyone will notice our comeback? |
1.1852 |
0.04343 |
81 |
66 |
15 |
0 |
1880 |
What’s an appropriate meal when facing obliteration by a comet? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1881 |
Not having opposable thumbs is the least of our problems |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1882 |
At last! I NEVER thought I'd meet a MAN with MY neck! |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1883 |
Why didn’t you ask for the hightop? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1884 |
‘Eat faster, there a asteroid coming’ |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1885 |
Maybe this time you can try a fork instead of chopsticks? …I don’t want to be on the news again |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1886 |
But if we let the romance go extinct Brian, what happens next? |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1887 |
I'm not sure, but I think I'm choking. |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1888 |
‘I’ll still be hungry for seven more minutes.’ |
1.1852 |
0.05003 |
81 |
68 |
11 |
2 |
1889 |
Aren't we on cloud 9 right now? 🥰 |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1890 |
Is this our last dinner? |
1.1852 |
0.04685 |
81 |
67 |
13 |
1 |
1891 |
We’re herbivores, Larry. If you order that steak, we’re getting a divorce! |
1.1852 |
0.05303 |
81 |
69 |
9 |
3 |
1892 |
I'm SO tired of being treated like we don't exist. |
1.1848 |
0.04870 |
92 |
78 |
11 |
3 |
1893 |
Stop worrying, I think the tie looks great. |
1.1848 |
0.04619 |
92 |
77 |
13 |
2 |
1894 |
What's happening down there? |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1895 |
It's not just that pill. All pills are hard to swallow. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1896 |
It does seem like we were made for each other. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
1897 |
I don't think we're going to make it. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
1898 |
I know it's romantic, but if we want to eat, we have to move further from the table |
1.1846 |
0.06160 |
65 |
56 |
6 |
3 |
1899 |
Are you going to eat that last flower? |
1.1846 |
0.04850 |
65 |
53 |
12 |
0 |
1900 |
I’m sorry, Bob. I’ve met someone else. A giraffe. I just love that he doesn’t natter on about asteroids and tar pits, and all your doomsday obsessions. |
1.1846 |
0.05756 |
65 |
55 |
8 |
2 |
1901 |
I really prefer a high top. |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1902 |
I always order the little neck clams! |
1.1846 |
0.05322 |
65 |
54 |
10 |
1 |
1903 |
Our paths would never have crossed had our eyes not met across a crowded room |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1904 |
We are living proof that love is not extinct. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1905 |
I’m so glad we see eye to eye on current events. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1906 |
I didn't know he was the waiter, I thought it was our main course. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
1907 |
We're not aloof. We can't help that they're beneath us. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1908 |
Slow down. This is just a first date and you are already talking about necking. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1909 |
Sometimes splitting dessert makes me feel old. |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1910 |
I stopped ordering drinks ever since they banned straws. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1911 |
But do you ever really stick out your neck for me? |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1912 |
Finally, a quiet night away from the eggos. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1913 |
I’m so glad we always see eye to eye on things. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1914 |
Oh my God?!
We’re actually neck & neck. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1915 |
When I said, “Let’s go out to eat,” I meant outside. |
1.1842 |
0.05837 |
76 |
66 |
6 |
4 |
1916 |
My last date was a meat eater, which made the waiter extremely uncomfortable. |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1917 |
Not sure if I'm full....the food hasn't reached my stomach yet. |
1.1842 |
0.05201 |
76 |
64 |
10 |
2 |
1918 |
Would you like to come back to my place for a little necking? |
1.1842 |
0.04476 |
76 |
62 |
14 |
0 |
1919 |
So whats your asteroidological sign? |
1.1842 |
0.05528 |
76 |
65 |
8 |
3 |
1920 |
It’s so nice talking face to face with you |
1.1842 |
0.04852 |
76 |
63 |
12 |
1 |
1921 |
What's this, a joke? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1922 |
I want a divorce,Reginald. |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
1923 |
Any intelligent designer would have given us longer arms to match. And who needs tails anymore? |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1924 |
You know, it’s rude to look down on the wait staff. |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1925 |
„So…how do we do this?“ |
1.1839 |
0.04486 |
87 |
72 |
14 |
1 |
1926 |
I like what they've done with the ceiling after the renovation |
1.1839 |
0.04775 |
87 |
73 |
12 |
2 |
1927 |
Could you hear the specials? |
1.1839 |
0.05047 |
87 |
74 |
10 |
3 |
1928 |
Just so you know upfront, I'm not into necking. |
1.1837 |
0.04435 |
98 |
82 |
14 |
2 |
1929 |
Didn't you say this was an elevated dining experience? |
1.1833 |
0.06056 |
60 |
51 |
7 |
2 |
1930 |
I think I should check in with the egg sitter again. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1931 |
Vacation at Loch Ness," you told me. "It'll be fun," you told me. And now, as soon as we finish dinner we'll have to go out and pose for pictures yet again |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1932 |
I suppose you know this is our last supper? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1933 |
Look at those pathetic little flowers. You'd expect some long stem roses in a joint liethis, |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1934 |
I’m not sure what’s more difficult: seeing if the food is vegan, or then getting it up to my mouth. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1935 |
So what if the Swans are here.
It's not a competition Leslie. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1936 |
We should've taken the high top. |
1.1831 |
0.04623 |
71 |
58 |
13 |
0 |
1937 |
Seriously, I'm looking for someone who will stick around. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1938 |
It's tough, always having to figure out what your stomach will be hungry for in half an hour. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1939 |
$20 cocktails, $30 salad, boy we really do have small brains. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1940 |
I wanted indoor seating. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1941 |
You seem very nice to me, but they all say you're not for real. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1942 |
Hope tree tops are on the menu. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1943 |
I think we should see other people. |
1.1831 |
0.05783 |
71 |
61 |
7 |
3 |
1944 |
Did you know this neighborhood used to just be blue-collar herbivores |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1945 |
I would have expected more plant-based options. |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1946 |
Honey does this outfit make my neck look long? |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
60 |
9 |
2 |
1947 |
To think we worried about asteroids…. |
1.1831 |
0.05424 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
1948 |
Did you bring your glasses? |
1.1831 |
0.05039 |
71 |
59 |
11 |
1 |
1949 |
The portions are so small. Is the universe trying to tell us something? |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1950 |
I think it’s time for us to move on to something more than just necking. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1951 |
I think it’s all over for us, Herb. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
1952 |
I can’t see our waiter anywhere. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1953 |
Nice high ceilings here! |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
1954 |
Think I'll have my spaghetti without the meatballs. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1955 |
At least this place has good atmosphere. |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1956 |
The food here is terrific. I just wish the tables were taller. |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
1957 |
I appreciate the eye contact, but every once in a while , it would be ok to stare at my breasts. |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1958 |
It's just so noisy with these high ceilings. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1959 |
I like a guy who is taller than me. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1960 |
I know they're our friends, but if they start in with 'no one knows for sure whether the Earth has gotten warmer', I'm leaving. |
1.1829 |
0.04947 |
82 |
69 |
11 |
2 |
1961 |
Dear, let’s coordinate our bites better, I’m still dealing with my concussion from last week |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1962 |
The long neck clams are amazing this time of year |
1.1829 |
0.05243 |
82 |
70 |
9 |
3 |
1963 |
Wheres the waiter?
It's like we dont even exist! |
1.1829 |
0.05522 |
82 |
71 |
7 |
4 |
1964 |
Maybe we should’ve asked for a high top |
1.1829 |
0.04633 |
82 |
68 |
13 |
1 |
1965 |
Necking just gets a bit old, ya know? |
1.1829 |
0.04296 |
82 |
67 |
15 |
0 |
1966 |
do you think the portions here are getting smaller or is it just me? |
1.1828 |
0.04573 |
93 |
78 |
13 |
2 |
1967 |
Gary, I thought they had longer-stemmed glasses last time we were here. |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1968 |
Kelp just tastes better at a restaurant. |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
1969 |
We could take our coffees out to the terrace and watch the meteorite shower |
1.1818 |
0.06072 |
66 |
57 |
6 |
3 |
1970 |
The small portions are such a pain in the neck. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
88 |
76 |
8 |
4 |
1971 |
I can see the waiter spitting in your pasta. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1972 |
Does this dress make me look fat? |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1973 |
Such tiny portions! |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1974 |
You looked much taller in your profile. |
1.1818 |
0.04135 |
88 |
72 |
16 |
0 |
1975 |
Perhaps after we can go find some tall trees for desert? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1976 |
Burying our heads in the sand is going to be a bit tricky. |
1.1818 |
0.04784 |
66 |
54 |
12 |
0 |
1977 |
Please don’t order the pterodactyl with mixed greens again. |
1.1818 |
0.05766 |
77 |
67 |
6 |
4 |
1978 |
Do you feel like we're above it all? |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1979 |
Its so much more relaxing to eat here since they removed the fans, don't you think? |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1980 |
Be sure to ask the waitress for long forks. |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1981 |
I forgot my opera glasses. I have no idea if we got what we ordered. |
1.1818 |
0.04424 |
77 |
63 |
14 |
0 |
1982 |
I need a longer straw |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1983 |
Shall we go ahead and ask for take-out containers? |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1984 |
I asked for a high top table, but this was all they had. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
1985 |
I’ve been trying to get a reservation here for ages |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1986 |
You may have had problems with other males but I consider myself quite advanced. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1987 |
Is it true what they say about dinosaurs with long necks? |
1.1818 |
0.05461 |
77 |
66 |
8 |
3 |
1988 |
I bet you are thinking of that cypress tree we passed on the way here. |
1.1818 |
0.05139 |
77 |
65 |
10 |
2 |
1989 |
spaghetti? I thought we were getting plants. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1990 |
I’d heard this place was exclusive, but I thought the 145 million year wait on resy was a little bit much |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1991 |
Next time I’ll be sure to reserve a high top. |
1.1818 |
0.04994 |
88 |
75 |
10 |
3 |
1992 |
I know you’re still hungry dear… but just give it a minute. |
1.1818 |
0.05675 |
66 |
56 |
8 |
2 |
1993 |
The tables keep getting smaller |
1.1818 |
0.04795 |
77 |
64 |
12 |
1 |
1994 |
Next time we should ask the waiter to place the food in a second floor table |
1.1818 |
0.05249 |
66 |
55 |
10 |
1 |
1995 |
I should tell you, I do tend to ruminate. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1996 |
I think I just need some space. |
1.1810 |
0.03775 |
105 |
86 |
19 |
0 |
1997 |
Let's get out of this place and start all over again |
1.1809 |
0.04774 |
94 |
80 |
11 |
3 |
1998 |
Yes dear, I know it's chilly but I sent your turtleneck sweater to the cleaners! |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
1999 |
Our relationship is evolving. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2000 |
I'm so glad we're on the same level. |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2001 |
So close, yet so far away. |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2002 |
the waiter seemed kinda distant |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2003 |
Did those psilocybin mushrooms taste funny to you? |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2004 |
Sure, they investigate upstream hemodynamic significance of cardiac output to brains of giraffes, but what about us? |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2005 |
I have no idea if our food has arrived.” |
1.1807 |
0.04582 |
83 |
69 |
13 |
1 |
2006 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye here |
1.1807 |
0.04892 |
83 |
70 |
11 |
2 |
2007 |
Yes, let's order the Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti |
1.1807 |
0.05460 |
83 |
72 |
7 |
4 |
2008 |
How could I have heard of the Paleo Diet? |
1.1807 |
0.04249 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2009 |
There’s something inexplicably unsettling about the chicken |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2010 |
I don't think we see eye to eye. |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
2011 |
For us, it’s no small thing when something is a pain in the neck. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2012 |
I don't think this is going to last. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2013 |
I'm going to stop now because I know I'll feel full later. |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
2014 |
Did you grow up on a submarine too? |
1.1806 |
0.06041 |
72 |
63 |
5 |
4 |
2015 |
I'm tired of eating Jurassic, you say, let's go out for Halocene, you say...! |
1.1806 |
0.04565 |
72 |
59 |
13 |
0 |
2016 |
Happy Anniversaurus. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2017 |
And now spoon the soup away from your body, keep your neck straight, and gently lift the spoon all the way up to your mouth. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2018 |
Anything is ok with me, so long as it is not yet fossilized. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2019 |
I thought after dinner we might go out and watch the meteor shower. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2020 |
I don't know if I'm full. It hasn't gotten down there yet. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2021 |
…Here? Jur-a-sic man, John. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2022 |
Did i mention i m vegan |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2023 |
I read the salads are top shelf. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2024 |
I don't know if it'll work, Harold. We're too much alike. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2025 |
The chiropractor offered me a special rate. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2026 |
You always get the better view. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2027 |
I’m on the Paleo diet. |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2028 |
Did you bring your readers? I forgot mine. |
1.1806 |
0.04975 |
72 |
60 |
11 |
1 |
2029 |
Gerald, did you forget your readers again |
1.1806 |
0.05354 |
72 |
61 |
9 |
2 |
2030 |
My soup is cold. |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2031 |
The older we get, the more we look alike” |
1.1806 |
0.05708 |
72 |
62 |
7 |
3 |
2032 |
So then he said there was this planet similar to ours where an asteroid landed, killed all the people and shrews took over. What a nut job! |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2033 |
I thought you were bringing the straws. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2034 |
Dino Dine |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2035 |
This is nice. It feels like ions since we last went out. |
1.1803 |
0.06405 |
61 |
53 |
5 |
3 |
2036 |
How will we ever eat our food? |
1.1803 |
0.05486 |
61 |
51 |
9 |
1 |
2037 |
Wait, that yummy appetizer I just ate was our server? |
1.1803 |
0.05964 |
61 |
52 |
7 |
2 |
2038 |
This is the last time you are bringing me to a steak house. |
1.1803 |
0.04963 |
61 |
50 |
11 |
0 |
2039 |
Did you bring reading glasses? |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
2040 |
At least we don’t have to use chopsticks. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2041 |
I just hope that they have a vegetarian menu. |
1.1798 |
0.04941 |
89 |
76 |
10 |
3 |
2042 |
I hear their fern and sycamore salad is to die for! |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2043 |
It's over, Clarence. I've fallen in love with a giraffe. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2044 |
When it comes to foreplay, I’m really into necking. |
1.1798 |
0.04676 |
89 |
75 |
12 |
2 |
2045 |
The portions look rather small. |
1.1798 |
0.04394 |
89 |
74 |
14 |
1 |
2046 |
So I says to him, I says, 'Why the long face?' and he looks at me and gets this smile. I wasn't in the mood for sass so I just squashed him then and there. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2047 |
I'm gonna need a longer fork |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2048 |
Order whatever your heart desires dear .. its not like either one of us will last forever. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2049 |
Seems like eras since we've been out. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2050 |
What was wrong with eating the trees outside?”
John Schantz, Nazareth, P |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2051 |
Should we say we are vegan or allergic to meat? |
1.1795 |
0.03974 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2052 |
My next step? Smashing the glass ceiling. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2053 |
You’re crazy if you think I can swallow a lie like that. |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2054 |
Let’s order one of those drinks with the long straws |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2055 |
I'm not asking you to stick your neck out for me. Just pay the bill. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2056 |
I can’t tell you how rare it is to see eye to eye with someone! |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2057 |
There’s a pre-comet, asteroid, meteor special tonight. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2058 |
Please don't take it badly, I just don't see a future for us |
1.1795 |
0.04373 |
78 |
64 |
14 |
0 |
2059 |
we can neck after dinner |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2060 |
Oh, I guess my favorite artist would be Modigliani. |
1.1795 |
0.05396 |
78 |
67 |
8 |
3 |
2061 |
I feel strangely drawn to the little neck clams. |
1.1795 |
0.05696 |
78 |
68 |
6 |
4 |
2062 |
I've waited a millenia to dine with you like this. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2063 |
Ask the waiter why the stegosaurs got bigger plates than us. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2064 |
You should’ve asked for a high-top. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2065 |
I'm glad we found a place that doesn't have ceiling fans. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2066 |
With us, a dinner date always involves necking.... |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2067 |
I hope they have really long forks. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2068 |
The homo sapiens is supposed to be exquisite here. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
65 |
12 |
1 |
2069 |
I’m glad after all this long wait you finally decided to invite me to a date |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2070 |
I told you not to fall into white collar jobs. |
1.1795 |
0.05078 |
78 |
66 |
10 |
2 |
2071 |
No wonder we’re going to extinct! I can’t get my food to my mouth. |
1.1795 |
0.04739 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2072 |
How do they expect us to eat without cutlery? |
1.1791 |
0.05987 |
67 |
58 |
6 |
3 |
2073 |
Of course people look up to you, Ron. But, they're just short. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2074 |
We've been waiting so long we've become apatosauruses. |
1.1791 |
0.04720 |
67 |
55 |
12 |
0 |
2075 |
And the tree in the window looked so appetizing. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2076 |
I thought you asked for a high top table. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2077 |
I hear they're predicting a meteor shower for this weekend. It would be fun to go watch! |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2078 |
I mean it. You’ll never see me again. |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2079 |
I told you we should’ve gotten a high-top. |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2080 |
I guess we’ll have the sea food tower |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2081 |
All the high tops were taken |
1.1791 |
0.05177 |
67 |
56 |
10 |
1 |
2082 |
Shall we go visit your cousin at the Field Museum later? |
1.1791 |
0.05597 |
67 |
57 |
8 |
2 |
2083 |
The Paleo Diet just isn't cutting it. |
1.1789 |
0.03954 |
95 |
78 |
17 |
0 |
2084 |
The flower is a nice touch, but I wish I could smell it. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
2085 |
I don't neck on a first date. |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2086 |
Please, help yourself. I am tired of trying. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2087 |
My fork is not long enough. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2088 |
I think those trilobites were past their expiration date. |
1.1786 |
0.05759 |
56 |
47 |
8 |
1 |
2089 |
Next time let's find a place that serves high tea. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2090 |
It went down the wrong pipe. |
1.1786 |
0.05399 |
84 |
73 |
7 |
4 |
2091 |
We should have ordered a long drink. |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2092 |
Darling, may our marriage last longer than (the length of) our necks." 😂😂😂😘😘 |
1.1786 |
0.04532 |
84 |
70 |
13 |
1 |
2093 |
It’s so nice to finally see eye to eye with someone |
1.1786 |
0.04838 |
84 |
71 |
11 |
2 |
2094 |
I know everyone is staring. I told you this was a stupid idea. |
1.1786 |
0.05126 |
84 |
72 |
9 |
3 |
2095 |
It has been eons since we last dressed up for dinner. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2096 |
I'm looking forward to the amuse bush. |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
2097 |
I don’t see the point of this necklace. You? |
1.1781 |
0.04065 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2098 |
I think I'll take my dessert back to the swamp. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2099 |
If I’m extinct, what does that make you? |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2100 |
You looked taller on your Tinder profile. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2101 |
Long necks, short arms and small forks, no wonder we are endangered |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2102 |
Honey, time travel has been interesting, but I'm afraid I preferred the Mesozoic Era. I didn't have to accessorize. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2103 |
Mar-A-Lago was a lovely choice, these are our kind of people |
1.1781 |
0.05962 |
73 |
64 |
5 |
4 |
2104 |
I love that we have a lot of prehistory together. |
1.1781 |
0.05286 |
73 |
62 |
9 |
2 |
2105 |
The food is always cold when I bring it to my mouth. |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2106 |
So this is how it ends? With our inability to eat a shrimp cocktail? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2107 |
Do you think they’ve noticed we have no fingers? |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2108 |
My celebrity crush? T-Rex from Jurassic Park. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2109 |
the waiter just told me the conifers are in short supply |
1.1781 |
0.04913 |
73 |
61 |
11 |
1 |
2110 |
Sorry darling but, you have something. Just there on your neck. |
1.1781 |
0.04509 |
73 |
60 |
13 |
0 |
2111 |
This place was much better in the Mesozoic Era- don’t you think? |
1.1781 |
0.05634 |
73 |
63 |
7 |
3 |
2112 |
Did you just feel the earth shake? |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
2113 |
By the time he brings us, our check we’ll be extinct |
1.1774 |
0.05874 |
62 |
53 |
7 |
2 |
2114 |
It's hard to date someone at eye level these days. |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
2115 |
I always get pterosaurs in my stomach on the first dates. |
1.1774 |
0.04891 |
62 |
51 |
11 |
0 |
2116 |
I’m not clear why you brought me to a steakhouse, my family hasn’t eaten meat for centuries. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2117 |
I'm ordering the treetops special. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2118 |
Should we help the T-rex couple at the next table. They seem to be having so much trouble with their silverware. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2119 |
But we always start with Hearts of Palm! |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2120 |
We should have reserved a high-top. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2121 |
November, ugh! All those pashminas. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2122 |
I've decided to leave you for a giraffe. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2123 |
Small portions. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2124 |
I understand the papyrus salad here is outstanding. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2125 |
I hope they have the extra long forks |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2126 |
After you! |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2127 |
I stuck my neck out for you |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2128 |
I told you that I’m a vegetarian.. |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2129 |
I’m going to duck back down to see if our food’s arrived. |
1.1772 |
0.04324 |
79 |
65 |
14 |
0 |
2130 |
I’ve always considered myself a cretaceous being anyway….. |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2131 |
I thought you said this place was vegetarian. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2132 |
This place would be more romantic if they dusted the ceiling every once in a while… |
1.1772 |
0.05332 |
79 |
68 |
8 |
3 |
2133 |
Uh... dinner... ah, finds a way. |
1.1772 |
0.05018 |
79 |
67 |
10 |
2 |
2134 |
So, am I feeding you and then you feed me or do they just put the food in our mouths? |
1.1772 |
0.04684 |
79 |
66 |
12 |
1 |
2135 |
Don’t tell me you didn’t see the check. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
2136 |
It’s not commitment I’m scared of, it’s the ceiling fan. |
1.1765 |
0.05904 |
68 |
59 |
6 |
3 |
2137 |
This is why I prefer sitting at the bar. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2138 |
Are you sure the waiter saw us? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2139 |
Oh my gosh, don't tell me you're into Taylor Swift too! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2140 |
No! I don’t know why they brought us that kind of beer!”
Kathy Hughes
Memphis, T |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2141 |
Did you order the drinks with straws? |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2142 |
We're in this together until we go extinct |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2143 |
There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2144 |
I know that being a ceiling fan salesman has always been your dream, honey, but I feel that I'd be more comfortable if you stuck with accounting. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2145 |
We’ll have to alternate bites. |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
2146 |
Rum and Coke, tall. You? |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2147 |
Maybe we should start thinking about kids and the future of the planet, the long neck population is kind of dwindling. |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2148 |
Do you think it would be impolite to ask if they could move that tree closer? |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2149 |
The review said “elevated” dining experience”. |
1.1765 |
0.04786 |
85 |
72 |
11 |
2 |
2150 |
Hmmm?" "Perhaps we should have had a picnic in the park!", "The one with really tall trees! |
1.1765 |
0.05107 |
68 |
57 |
10 |
1 |
2151 |
It’s always cold once it gets to my mouth |
1.1765 |
0.05520 |
68 |
58 |
8 |
2 |
2152 |
I know we’re vegetarians, Carl, but I just can’t help myself. I’m going to try the T-Rex Truffled Ribeye |
1.1765 |
0.06265 |
68 |
60 |
4 |
4 |
2153 |
I told you to get a hightop table, Brain. |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2154 |
well this is nice |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2155 |
We better drink up, those paper straws are never going last. |
1.1765 |
0.04484 |
85 |
71 |
13 |
1 |
2156 |
The ambiance is great but the service fell a little short to my standards |
1.1765 |
0.04657 |
68 |
56 |
12 |
0 |
2157 |
I thought we requested a high top |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2158 |
Can you promise me a future together |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2159 |
If they don't have longer forks, let's just get takeout. |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2160 |
Do you think women will always have to carry the dinner conversation? |
1.1758 |
0.05321 |
91 |
80 |
6 |
5 |
2161 |
I’m feeling a little gassy. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2162 |
I just don’t see eye to eye with you on this |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
2163 |
Honey, this was nice and all, but how much longer until I can take off these constricting clothes? |
1.1758 |
0.04840 |
91 |
78 |
10 |
3 |
2164 |
Let's ask for straws and really long forks. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2165 |
It was a mistake to order the tapas. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2166 |
First you tell me you're a brontosaurus. Now, you tell me you're a brachiosaurus. Which is it, George? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2167 |
I hate it when they sit us in the corner; you can't see a thing. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2168 |
Oh, you are so right. It's so hard trying to find just the right scarf. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2169 |
What are the chances they could give is the Heimlich? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2170 |
We should ask for straws. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2171 |
OK, one flower for two herbivores? It's been one microaggression after another ever since we walked in here. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2172 |
I specifically requested a high top! |
1.1757 |
0.06193 |
74 |
66 |
3 |
5 |
2173 |
What an odd special. Don’t all clams have little necks? |
1.1757 |
0.05563 |
74 |
64 |
7 |
3 |
2174 |
I'm here with George, three tables over. You? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2175 |
Are you familiar with Heimlich procedure? |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2176 |
Do you think it would be gauche if we used our tongues? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2177 |
After dinner, should we go to my loch or yours? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2178 |
Honestly, this was kind of beneath us. |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2179 |
Our date nights still don’t help my feeling of doom |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2180 |
I thought we were having a TREE for two! |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2181 |
You never take me to the Ritz. |
1.1757 |
0.04454 |
74 |
61 |
13 |
0 |
2182 |
First dates are always a stretch, aren’t they? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2183 |
Glad you could join me up here |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2184 |
What a time for my nose to itch. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2185 |
I thought you said you made reservations for a high table? |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2186 |
Personally, I’d rather go extinct than drink from a paper straw. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2187 |
I wouldn't mind the East Village if it didn't make me feel like a dinosaur. The cocktails are good, though. |
1.1757 |
0.04852 |
74 |
62 |
11 |
1 |
2188 |
I don’t know how to tell you, Charles, but we’re up to our necks in credit card debt |
1.1757 |
0.05219 |
74 |
63 |
9 |
2 |
2189 |
Want to neck? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2190 |
I'm not trying it until I have something to wash it down with. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2191 |
I am so thankful that I have finally found a man who is the same height as me |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2192 |
I think your neck is too long for me. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2193 |
You'd think they'd have a vegetarian option. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2194 |
They do a nice forest canapé here. |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2195 |
I’m glad that we’re finally seeing eye to eye. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2196 |
This dress makes me feel neck-ked. |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2197 |
How did he know to point out the vegan special to us? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2198 |
Finally we're here, this reservation took ages. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2199 |
Ain't evolution a bitch? |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2200 |
What do you take for a sore throat? |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2201 |
Can you tell if there are any fries left down there? |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2202 |
They’re saying that this Global Warming could be an extinction level event. |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2203 |
If you take your nose and touch my nose, we’ll make a heart. |
1.1750 |
0.05270 |
80 |
69 |
8 |
3 |
2204 |
I guess I’m looking for someone who sees things the way I do. |
1.1750 |
0.04275 |
80 |
66 |
14 |
0 |
2205 |
It’s great to finally meet someone I see things eye to eye with |
1.1750 |
0.04960 |
80 |
68 |
10 |
2 |
2206 |
Paleo diet? Never heard of it. I hear the Mesozoic Diet is all the rage right now. |
1.1750 |
0.05562 |
80 |
70 |
6 |
4 |
2207 |
Do you think the chicken is free range? |
1.1750 |
0.04630 |
80 |
67 |
12 |
1 |
2208 |
I like you, but can we get past you being a Brontosaurus and me being an Apatasaurus? |
1.1746 |
0.05787 |
63 |
54 |
7 |
2 |
2209 |
Okay, we’re extinct. Now what? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2210 |
Industrial society and it's consequences am I right? |
1.1746 |
0.04821 |
63 |
52 |
11 |
0 |
2211 |
It's nice to finally have some vegan menu options |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2212 |
Did you happen to catch the news item about the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico? |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2213 |
But you promised me we’d share the strawberry shortcake. |
1.1746 |
0.05326 |
63 |
53 |
9 |
1 |
2214 |
Can you see the waiter? |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2215 |
What do you mean, you no longer feel the earth move? |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2216 |
Emily's volcano won first place at school today. |
1.1744 |
0.03769 |
86 |
72 |
14 |
0 |
2217 |
I think she forgot our straws. |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2218 |
I do NOT talk down to restaurant staff. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2219 |
I promise this is the highest table. |
1.1744 |
0.04436 |
86 |
72 |
13 |
1 |
2220 |
Unfortunately they have no long forks and no provision for grazing |
1.1744 |
0.05015 |
86 |
74 |
9 |
3 |
2221 |
I'm happy this isn't one of those paleo places. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2222 |
Cheers to evolution!! |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2223 |
You have such a throaty laugh! |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2224 |
It's so refreshing to meet someone who recognizes that my EYES ARE UP HERE. |
1.1744 |
0.04734 |
86 |
73 |
11 |
2 |
2225 |
I'm just thankful to not look down on you. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2226 |
Don’t know why. I just felt like some little necks. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2227 |
If one more person asks me about the weather up here, I'm no longer an herbivore! |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2228 |
I' am so glad they raised the ceiling in this place. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2229 |
Is it true what they say about men with long necks? |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2230 |
Do they have straws? |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2231 |
Okay, Mr. Romantic. Tell me how this is supposed to work again. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2232 |
This is what happens when you order from the kids menu. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2233 |
I don't understand why...in this lovely part of the solar system...there are so few restaurants with high ceilings. |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2234 |
Are you sure you typed 'tall' portions? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2235 |
They seem short-staffed. I hope the appetizers arrive before we're both extinct. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2236 |
It’s really just all about the presentation! |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2237 |
We have to quit meeting this way. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2238 |
Stop moaning I told you we needed to lose weight |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2239 |
I'm worried about my carbon footprint |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2240 |
You're right. The bow tie would have looked better. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2241 |
We should have made this a tall order. |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2242 |
So this is how we become extinct? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2243 |
I thought I'd go extinct before meeting someone who met me eye-to-eye. |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2244 |
I told you if we waited long enough the Paleo diet would come back. |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
2245 |
It's not every day you celebrate a 75 millionth anniversary. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2246 |
I’ve put my neck out there for this relationship, and I’m tired of it, John. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2247 |
It’s so nice to finally meet someone on the same level. |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2248 |
Do you like your necklace? |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2249 |
Did you remember to tell the waiter about my meteor allergy?! |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2250 |
Two highballs please” @dana_torregian |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2251 |
See what happens when you forget the reservation, Harold? I'll have to see the chiroraptor first thing in the morning. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2252 |
I’m happy you asked me to dinner, but don’t expect any necking later. |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2253 |
It is warmer up here, isn’t it? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2254 |
How long does it take to make a salad? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2255 |
Remember when we used to play footsies |
1.1739 |
0.04596 |
69 |
57 |
12 |
0 |
2256 |
Tell me something, do you also feel like an old soul stuck in the wrong era? |
1.1739 |
0.05824 |
69 |
60 |
6 |
3 |
2257 |
But, dear, it’s better than being long in the tooth. |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2258 |
I’m thinking about getting a tattoo on my neck |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2259 |
I just feel we have a lot in common |
1.1739 |
0.05445 |
69 |
59 |
8 |
2 |
2260 |
Did you remember to tell them I eat plant-based? |
1.1739 |
0.05039 |
69 |
58 |
10 |
1 |
2261 |
Did you bring the utensil extenders, or was I supposed to? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2262 |
Diplodocus? Your profile said you were Brachiosaurus. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2263 |
I hope they bring some straws. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2264 |
People are staring. I’m afraid we’re overdressed. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2265 |
You look like you can afford to pick up the check. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2266 |
I just heard the weather report... partly cloudy with a chance of meteor showers. |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2267 |
I love the necklace, but does it make me look fat? |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2268 |
Let’s get the littlenecks. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2269 |
So out of the blue this guy Modigliani stops me on the street..." |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2270 |
In this day and age, what’s the worst that could happen? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2271 |
I can’t see the menu…mind if I use the flashlight? |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2272 |
Well, I’d like to order share plates but my arms aren’t long enough. |
1.1733 |
0.04792 |
75 |
63 |
11 |
1 |
2273 |
I hope she doesn't notice my tiny hands |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2274 |
I’m glad we can finally spend some time just face to face to each other |
1.1733 |
0.04400 |
75 |
62 |
13 |
0 |
2275 |
I asked for a high top table, but it was first come first serve. |
1.1733 |
0.05493 |
75 |
65 |
7 |
3 |
2276 |
I don’t think this table can hold two hundred pounds of vegetation Paul. |
1.1733 |
0.05155 |
75 |
64 |
9 |
2 |
2277 |
We're waaaay to high for this. |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2278 |
The waiters are ignoring us—it is as though we are extinct! |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2279 |
Fine dining seemed like a good idea, but any ideas on how we're actually going to eat off plates? |
1.1728 |
0.05497 |
81 |
71 |
6 |
4 |
2280 |
Spielberg said my Ophelia made him weep but he was looking for someone taller. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2281 |
Can you imagine where we'd be if that astroid actually did hit the earth? |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2282 |
If the waiter again asks if we'll be necking after dinner, I'm going to spill the soup over his head. |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2283 |
Why add six extra stories to the restaurant if they weren't going to make taller tables? |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2284 |
I'm so glad we decided to fly first class. |
1.1728 |
0.04227 |
81 |
67 |
14 |
0 |
2285 |
Isn’t it funny, that we both refuse to be involved with internet dating? |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2286 |
Ask for longer straws |
1.1728 |
0.04227 |
81 |
67 |
14 |
0 |
2287 |
My first husband choked on a piece of meat, and there was nothing we could do. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2288 |
I remember when this place used to be packed. Now, we're the only ones here. |
1.1728 |
0.04903 |
81 |
69 |
10 |
2 |
2289 |
Wait, phone eats first! |
1.1728 |
0.05209 |
81 |
70 |
8 |
3 |
2290 |
Sorry Frank, I do want to marry you but I'm not changing my name again |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2291 |
Ya know, I just really thought the necktie was meant to be worn further up.. |
1.1728 |
0.04578 |
81 |
68 |
12 |
1 |
2292 |
After this, let's stroll and watch those lovely asteroids tonight. |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2293 |
Oh,my love,some things are just not meant to be. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2294 |
Don't you miss straws? I miss straws. |
1.1724 |
0.05223 |
87 |
76 |
7 |
4 |
2295 |
The food's good, but the ambiance is a bit prehistoric. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2296 |
If I hear one more waiter say, “How’s the weather up there,” I swear I’m going shove this plate of pasta right into his face. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2297 |
Eye of Fox and toe of twitter. Like a hell broth boil and bubble. |
1.1724 |
0.06571 |
58 |
51 |
4 |
3 |
2298 |
Let's order dessert. Life is short! |
1.1724 |
0.05575 |
58 |
49 |
8 |
1 |
2299 |
Let's get the seafood tower, standing rib roast and 27 layer cake. |
1.1724 |
0.06094 |
58 |
50 |
6 |
2 |
2300 |
I'd like to go line-dancing next! |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2301 |
Please ask the waiter if you see him. |
1.1724 |
0.04389 |
87 |
73 |
13 |
1 |
2302 |
I would have preferred a high top table. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
2303 |
Shoot, I forgot to bring my distance glasses. |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
2304 |
I told you the plunging neckline was a mistake. The waiter couldn't even look me in the eyes. |
1.1720 |
0.04221 |
93 |
78 |
14 |
1 |
2305 |
Don’t tell anyone, but I love surf & turf. |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
2306 |
Call me a dinosaur, but I prefer when the man pays. |
1.1719 |
0.04753 |
64 |
53 |
11 |
0 |
2307 |
I told you I’m vegetarian. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2308 |
This was a lovely dinner for a first date, but no necking tonight. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2309 |
I keep telling you...
Fossil Fuels will be the end of us! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2310 |
I can't decide between the cheesecake and the apple pie - it's neck and neck |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2311 |
Save room for two tons of leaves and twigs. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2312 |
I had thought that point of view was extinct. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2313 |
I hope our dessert arrives before we’re extinct. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2314 |
I just love the high ceilings in this place! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2315 |
I've been looking for a penciled-necked geek like you for years! |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2316 |
We've both been hurt, so let's go slow. We have all the time in the world. |
1.1719 |
0.05249 |
64 |
54 |
9 |
1 |
2317 |
The after-taste never goes away. |
1.1719 |
0.05702 |
64 |
55 |
7 |
2 |
2318 |
Love is in the air”
“Those are jet fumes, honey. |
1.1719 |
0.06122 |
64 |
56 |
5 |
3 |
2319 |
So how have you managed getting in and out of elevators? |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2320 |
It took us 150 million years to get this reservation. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2321 |
Thank you for buying me a wristwatch for my birthday; it's something I would never think of buying for myself. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2322 |
I believe I’ll start with the sweet and ‘saur soup. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2323 |
Did you ask the waiter for extra-long utensils? |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2324 |
I can’t reach my mouth; can you? |
1.1714 |
0.06095 |
70 |
62 |
4 |
4 |
2325 |
I told you this place was beneath us. |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2326 |
What do I want for Christmas? Oh, a scarf would be nice. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2327 |
If I were you, I wouldn't stick my neck out. |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2328 |
Don't tell me you want to neck after dinner. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2329 |
...and then I did a gap year where I backpacked across Pangaea. |
1.1714 |
0.05745 |
70 |
61 |
6 |
3 |
2330 |
I don’t think they serve tree stars here, and no kid’s menu for Little Foot |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2331 |
I see you've finally figured out where to wear the tie. |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2332 |
I thought this kind of relationship was extinct before I fell neck deep in love with you |
1.1714 |
0.04973 |
70 |
59 |
10 |
1 |
2333 |
I think I dropped my napkin under the table. |
1.1714 |
0.04537 |
70 |
58 |
12 |
0 |
2334 |
dinosaur kale?! what animals! |
1.1714 |
0.05373 |
70 |
60 |
8 |
2 |
2335 |
Sorry I'm late... Fred Flinstone had me drive him home from The Water Buffalo Lodge again. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2336 |
The portions look so small. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2337 |
It’s gonna be hard to go down on you later |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2338 |
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2339 |
How do I pretend I'm eating it?" |
1.1711 |
0.05739 |
76 |
67 |
5 |
4 |
2340 |
I only dated T..Rex once.
Once I found out he was in asteroid
denial, I said
bye bye big guy. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2341 |
I'm not crazy about finger food |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2342 |
I know the food is meh. I picked it for the ceiling height. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2343 |
True ambiance is extinct... |
1.1711 |
0.04348 |
76 |
63 |
13 |
0 |
2344 |
Stanley, you’re such a dinosaur. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2345 |
Is that only your neck? |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2346 |
At Oxford we always dined at the high table. |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2347 |
Let’s just wait for our food to go down |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2348 |
I’m thinking of getting the soup. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2349 |
I think maybe just the salad. |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2350 |
I hear this place has a good gastrolith service |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2351 |
My spanx are killing me. |
1.1711 |
0.05091 |
76 |
65 |
9 |
2 |
2352 |
the app said you were taller |
1.1711 |
0.05425 |
76 |
66 |
7 |
3 |
2353 |
It’s kind of a long story, Greg… |
1.1711 |
0.04734 |
76 |
64 |
11 |
1 |
2354 |
I hope our waiter is dumb. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2355 |
Of course, I’d love to see you again, but, uh . . . I’m going extinct next week. Yeahhh . . . |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2356 |
It's delicious, but I was grazing all day. |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2357 |
The hard part of these new plant based restaurants is reaching the plate |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2358 |
Extinction? Let's just call the whole thing off. |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2359 |
We seem to have outgrown whatever we were fittest for! |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2360 |
Don't assume necking is on the table. |
1.1707 |
0.05149 |
82 |
71 |
8 |
3 |
2361 |
I never know where to put the tie |
1.1707 |
0.04527 |
82 |
69 |
12 |
1 |
2362 |
Now there's a million dollar idea- neck warmers for the long necked! |
1.1707 |
0.04181 |
82 |
68 |
14 |
0 |
2363 |
Will you ask the waiter to turn down the a/c? It’s blowing directly on me. |
1.1707 |
0.04848 |
82 |
70 |
10 |
2 |
2364 |
The giraffes over there keep blocking my view. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2365 |
Just don’t look up! |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2366 |
I forgot my readers again. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
2367 |
It could be worse. At least there are no ceiling fans. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2368 |
Let's change things up tonight and order the low-hanging fruit. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2369 |
Sometimes I feel so old fashioned! |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2370 |
Size matters. |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2371 |
How do we eat with these short arms?? |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2372 |
that’s the last time I’ll stick my neck out for you |
1.1695 |
0.05488 |
59 |
50 |
8 |
1 |
2373 |
I’m sure they will work it all out in the end; you know, they can’t continue to wage wars forever. |
1.1695 |
0.05997 |
59 |
51 |
6 |
2 |
2374 |
Ahem. My eyes are up here. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2375 |
Mammal Intelligence gives us great stuff, but is it moving too fast?" |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2376 |
It’s not you, it’s me… and also that asteroid. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2377 |
I feel like I’ve known you for a million years. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2378 |
This is very nice Oscar, but I still can’t shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2379 |
Hon, I’m not sure. But, DINO might mean Democrat In Name Only. Don’t be so sensitive. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
2380 |
Milton, be discreet. |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
2381 |
All that time posing for Modigliani really paid off! |
1.1692 |
0.06419 |
65 |
58 |
3 |
4 |
2382 |
Where would you put your earrings? |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2383 |
I may be sticking my neck out here,but if they want to get the brontosaurus crowd they larger portions! |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
2384 |
First Date. No Phones. Sheer Terror. |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2385 |
Did the waiter say meatier or meteor? |
1.1692 |
0.05174 |
65 |
55 |
9 |
1 |
2386 |
So, let me get this straight. We have to have a prenup, because we’re prehistoric? |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
2387 |
How Romantic. We should do this more often.Wanna neck? |
1.1692 |
0.04687 |
65 |
54 |
11 |
0 |
2388 |
I think I'm going to need a larger napkin. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2389 |
I wanted to look like Jackie-O tonight but per usual - my pearls always get overlooked. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2390 |
I deep throat. |
1.1692 |
0.06032 |
65 |
57 |
5 |
3 |
2391 |
It’s about time we went out. Carpe diem, I always say. You never know what the future holds. |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2392 |
I booked this reservation in the Cretaceous period |
1.1692 |
0.05620 |
65 |
56 |
7 |
2 |
2393 |
I’d really appreciate it if you’d give your doomsday astroid fear a rest tonight. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2394 |
Tell me again how you like to eat spaghett. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2395 |
Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2396 |
I love your shoes |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2397 |
I'm sure it's lovely. If only I had opposable thumbs... |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2398 |
Do we have time for dessert? |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2399 |
Think we should ask for a three hour break to let those starters go down. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2400 |
I'm on a new diet. If you can't reach it, you can't eat it. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2401 |
Just pretend we can reach it. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2402 |
Who knew we'd come back a million years after the last human left? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2403 |
Just ask for straws, dear. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2404 |
It was good, but the portions are a bit small. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2405 |
Larger forks? |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2406 |
I should probably let you know upfront, I never neck on the first date. |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2407 |
table for 2 |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2408 |
I think I'll start with the long necked clams. |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2409 |
I told them we wanted a high top table. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2410 |
As economists, we are surely familiar with the trickle-down theory. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2411 |
I just think chicken wings was an interesting choice, for a lot of reasons. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2412 |
After that rich meal we really should roam the earth for at least ninety minutes. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2413 |
Remember when we used to neck? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2414 |
I hear the restaurant’s overhead is exorbitant |
1.1690 |
0.05669 |
71 |
62 |
6 |
3 |
2415 |
My fortune cookie says “ you will become fuel for internal combustion engines”…what does yours say? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2416 |
Why do you think they couldn’t get me a straw? |
1.1690 |
0.04479 |
71 |
59 |
12 |
0 |
2417 |
Honey, you're not supposed to eat the table decorations |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2418 |
…I meant, a watch is a thoughtful anniversary gift, Ed, but how will I ever see it? |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2419 |
I like that you always make eye contact. |
1.1690 |
0.05302 |
71 |
61 |
8 |
2 |
2420 |
For the record, I did request a high top when I made the reservation. |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2421 |
It’s been a long week, Herb |
1.1690 |
0.04908 |
71 |
60 |
10 |
1 |
2422 |
I love how we've evolved so we can actually hear each other in a Manhattan restaurant. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2423 |
Can you explain one more time why we should support fossil fuel taxes? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2424 |
You’re still hungry because the food hasn’t reached your stomach yet. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2425 |
Since we can't both eat at the same time, I'll go first. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2426 |
Does this dress make my neck look short? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2427 |
Probably more appropriate with turtle necks. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2428 |
How can we gracefully eat this meal? |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2429 |
I dunno if my stomach is upset, nothing's got there yet! |
1.1688 |
0.04297 |
77 |
64 |
13 |
0 |
2430 |
The waitstaff seems to have gone extinct. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2431 |
So this is your new invention? The "restaurant"? |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2432 |
I miss outdoor dining. |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2433 |
Did you confirm with them that we wanted a high top? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2434 |
Let's go. Service is so slow we'll be extinct by the time we get our dinners. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2435 |
Did the waiter go extinct or something? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2436 |
You still think you're funny ordering littleneck clams? |
1.1688 |
0.04678 |
77 |
65 |
11 |
1 |
2437 |
Imagine a world where carnivores rule? |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2438 |
I told you we should order highballs. |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2439 |
Remember the Mesozoic Era? I loved it when we ruled the Earth. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2440 |
I'm not a big fan of this small plate fad |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2441 |
Oh just something light for my, my lunch just reached my stomach |
1.1688 |
0.05030 |
77 |
66 |
9 |
2 |
2442 |
I’m going to order the spaghetti. |
1.1688 |
0.05359 |
77 |
67 |
7 |
3 |
2443 |
I can’t believe you are leaving me for a carnivore. |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2444 |
So we finally made it in high society… |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2445 |
A steak house? Really? |
1.1687 |
0.03763 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2446 |
What's taking so long? We'll be extinct by the time our food gets here. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2447 |
Now this is haute cuisine. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2448 |
We should head out soon. My weather app said there's a 90% chance of asteroid. |
1.1687 |
0.04476 |
83 |
70 |
12 |
1 |
2449 |
' I think I am choking on a fish bone' |
1.1687 |
0.05091 |
83 |
72 |
8 |
3 |
2450 |
Did you hear there’s a meteor shower tonight? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2451 |
Where is our food? |
1.1685 |
0.04586 |
89 |
76 |
11 |
2 |
2452 |
I'm fine, I'm fine. It just went down the wrong pipe." |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2453 |
I'm looking for a partner that won't settle for the low hanging fruit. |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
2454 |
I so happy we've been able to keep our heads above this mess. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2455 |
Dear, it all just seems so slightly out of reach, doesn’t it? |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2456 |
I'm glad this worked out last minute as well. I just wish they were more clear on what "squeezing us in" really meant. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2457 |
I want to take things slow, not move at a breakneck pace. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2458 |
A bit short on the legroom don’t you think? |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2459 |
Im not that hungry, so I’ll just have 26,000 salads. |
1.1667 |
0.05600 |
78 |
69 |
5 |
4 |
2460 |
I'm suprised they had seating for us. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2461 |
I thought they served tall leafy trees. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2462 |
We should have taken that high-top table the maitre d' suggested. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2463 |
dutch treat my ass |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2464 |
Perhaps we should request a triple HighTop table? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2465 |
Does my neck look old? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2466 |
YOU ask for a straw |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
2467 |
We’ve eaten plants our entire life. Let’s try a steak. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2468 |
Honey, you think in the long run we'd be able to eat entire dino-baguettes whole?
(IDK I'm running out of things to put) |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2469 |
You'll have to move your chair to the back to eat. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2470 |
No problem...the chef's salad is served on a drone. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2471 |
You know, they say if we eat right we will live longer, but I have feeling we are going die at the same time, so I say lets eat what we want while we can. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2472 |
And you accuse me of being high-maintenance? |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2473 |
Enjoy, we’ll be extinct soon. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2474 |
Fine dining is all well and good, but have you figured out exactly how we are going to bring the forks up to our mouths? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2475 |
I thought you reserved a high-top table... |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2476 |
That's a Tall Order |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2477 |
I'm not criticizing. It's good that you chose a restaurant with a high ceiling. |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
2478 |
Frankly,it sticks in my craw |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2479 |
You don’t usually don’t have the best of luck with off the rack clothing. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2480 |
Back in the Jurassic you could count the herbivore fine dining options on one manus. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2481 |
Why would we need lobster bibs? We're vegetarians. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2482 |
I didn't realise this was a low level restaurant |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2483 |
I hear the plant-free burger is to die for! |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2484 |
I’ve always been an other to myself. How’s about you? |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2485 |
NOW do you believe our arms are too short? |
1.1667 |
0.05934 |
72 |
64 |
4 |
4 |
2486 |
I feels like a millions years since we really talked. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2487 |
Eating all this vegetation is going to turn us into one big blob of gas someday." |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
2488 |
I'm over the moon that you stuck your neck out to get this reservation. I thought you had your head in the clouds again dear. |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2489 |
No Gary, I don’t want to watch the meteor shower tonight. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2490 |
I'm one dino-mite gal |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2491 |
Can we forget vegan for just one meal? |
1.1667 |
0.05403 |
60 |
51 |
8 |
1 |
2492 |
It's great to meet another gastrosaurus. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2493 |
It's nice,but I think we have come to the wrong place. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2494 |
I just finished reading Nora Ephron's book "I Feel Bad About My Neck". SHE feels bad! |
1.1667 |
0.05946 |
66 |
58 |
5 |
3 |
2495 |
The service here is so slow; they must be shorthanded too. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2496 |
For women of my era, asking a man to dinner is really sticking your neck out. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2497 |
Do you think I'm above it all? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2498 |
It’s definitely your turn to ask the waiter to toss our food up, hon. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2499 |
I distinctly requested a high-top" |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2500 |
Of course I appreciate the high ceilings, but a few more vegetarian options would be nice. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2501 |
The bourguignon was out of this world. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2502 |
Can you please read me the menu? I forgot my reading glasses and it’s a bit high up here. |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2503 |
Can you see the menu? |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2504 |
Any chance that Wilt will be our server? |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2505 |
My feeling is that this could be one of those times when we'd do better by not sticking our necks out. |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2506 |
Not to spoil the evening, but my sister heard a rumor about a giant asteroid." |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2507 |
You've got a lot of cheek. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2508 |
We're going to need REALLY long forks |
1.1667 |
0.05903 |
60 |
52 |
6 |
2 |
2509 |
I really prefer the long neck clams. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2510 |
The forks are too short. |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
2511 |
Is this what's meant by conspicuous consumption? |
1.1667 |
0.04970 |
78 |
67 |
9 |
2 |
2512 |
I can't hide it anymore, I'm an omnivore |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
78 |
66 |
11 |
1 |
2513 |
You’re going to order the little necks again, aren’t you? |
1.1667 |
0.05034 |
84 |
73 |
8 |
3 |
2514 |
Gus, I’m beginning to second guess our choice to sit lakeside at Loch Ness. |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2515 |
I need someone with high aspirations,not just a guy with his head in the clouds. |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2516 |
Finally, after all these years, some quality FaceTime.” |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2517 |
Have we become dinosaurs, Brian? |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2518 |
Next time, I think we should think twice about ordering finger food. |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2519 |
It's nice to finally have an evening away from the jungle. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2520 |
I'm sick of salad. Let's get burgers. |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2521 |
But I’m not a vegetarian. |
1.1667 |
0.04623 |
66 |
55 |
11 |
0 |
2522 |
He said he’ll be back with a ladder |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2523 |
This dinner date was long overdue |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2524 |
What happened to that Darwin guy's theories? |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2525 |
Can't reach the food |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2526 |
I know we’re herbivores but Yelp says the steak tartare here is to die for! |
1.1667 |
0.05102 |
66 |
56 |
9 |
1 |
2527 |
They didn’t leave much room for God, did they? |
1.1667 |
0.05595 |
72 |
63 |
6 |
3 |
2528 |
These chairs could use a cushion. |
1.1667 |
0.04740 |
84 |
72 |
10 |
2 |
2529 |
Would you like to dance, neck to neck? |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2530 |
I’ve always loved the atmosphere in here |
1.1667 |
0.04247 |
78 |
65 |
13 |
0 |
2531 |
I’m not trying to be funny but I believe that my love for you is extinct Henry, I’m sorry I can’t stay for dessert. |
1.1667 |
0.04845 |
72 |
61 |
10 |
1 |
2532 |
I can’t believe we finally scored a table here. I guess every asteroid has a silver lining |
1.1667 |
0.04423 |
72 |
60 |
12 |
0 |
2533 |
So much for high society... |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2534 |
Look at us, who would’ve thought |
1.1667 |
0.05540 |
66 |
57 |
7 |
2 |
2535 |
I didn’t realize it’s custom to eat with your hands. This may be a problem. |
1.1667 |
0.05233 |
72 |
62 |
8 |
2 |
2536 |
A spoon full of sugar won't make much of a difference |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2537 |
Why do you always choose Japanese places? You know I’m awful with chopsticks! |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2538 |
Again, no utensils! |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2539 |
We need to ask for really long forks. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2540 |
I'm glad we're celebrating even though the news is so difficult to swallow |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2541 |
We really will need some longer utensils. |
1.1647 |
0.05252 |
85 |
75 |
6 |
4 |
2542 |
I liked it better when we were on a paleo diet. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2543 |
was a good thought |
1.1647 |
0.04379 |
85 |
72 |
12 |
1 |
2544 |
This is the ultimate in high end dining. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2545 |
Wait, I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, Ralph; I thought you said you were a veterinarian! |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2546 |
Finding a restaurant with high ceilings is tough these days! |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2547 |
Crap! They are out of straws |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2548 |
Are you at least six foot? |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2549 |
Eggplant Parmesan again, you’re acting like a fossil. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2550 |
I told you we should sit at the bar. |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
2551 |
I wonder what we have in common? |
1.1646 |
0.05231 |
79 |
69 |
7 |
3 |
2552 |
The meal is fine. I'm just saying I would’ve chosen a table in the garden. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2553 |
I'm afraid that despite your best efforts, we just don't see eye to eye. |
1.1646 |
0.04198 |
79 |
66 |
13 |
0 |
2554 |
Ugh! I forgot my distance glasses. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2555 |
I don’t know how to tell you this…but I think our marriage has gone extinct, so to speak |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2556 |
what's for dinner? I need my glasses. |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2557 |
How do they expect us to eat without silverware? |
1.1646 |
0.04911 |
79 |
68 |
9 |
2 |
2558 |
Honey, can we go home. My neck hurts. |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2559 |
Maybe try throwing it in my mouth. |
1.1646 |
0.05532 |
79 |
70 |
5 |
4 |
2560 |
You’re shorter than you looked online |
1.1646 |
0.04568 |
79 |
67 |
11 |
1 |
2561 |
Maybe we should teach this cartoonist about our proper dimensions? |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2562 |
I feel a bit lightheaded..... |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2563 |
I was thinking of leafy greens. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2564 |
That's a stretch! |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2565 |
We better order a tall glass of water. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2566 |
Don't turn around, but that pesky Ostrich family just got seated behind us! |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2567 |
No wonder our ancestors became extinct. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2568 |
I really thought a meet your match website was a long shot. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2569 |
Do you think we're stretching it a bit with this fancy dinner? |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2570 |
If the service doesn't speed up, we can forget about finding a good seat at the comet-viewing party later. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2571 |
I would drink you under the table. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2572 |
Fake it 'til you make it" has its limits |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2573 |
I wish I could see over the edge |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2574 |
They say it can take 20 minutes after eating before you feel full. |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2575 |
Did you ever think it would come to this? |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2576 |
I'm sorry Dear, but I'm not able to give this restaurant my full-throated endorsement" |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2577 |
We should have asked for straws with our cocktails |
1.1644 |
0.05522 |
73 |
64 |
6 |
3 |
2578 |
We should have gotten a Bar Top Table. |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2579 |
I hope they got straws. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2580 |
The portions are smaller than I remembered. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2581 |
I told you not to trust the Velociraptors when they recommended a restaurant. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2582 |
It's nice to meet someone so down to earth |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2583 |
We should talk. It’s been long enough. |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2584 |
Did you see the news today? It feels like end times are coming. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2585 |
May we try something other than salad tonight, Robert? |
1.1644 |
0.04368 |
73 |
61 |
12 |
0 |
2586 |
Harold, we can’t neck here. |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2587 |
25 years of marriage, and we still see things eye to eye |
1.1644 |
0.05166 |
73 |
63 |
8 |
2 |
2588 |
It’s nice to finally meet someone I can see eye to eye with! |
1.1644 |
0.04784 |
73 |
62 |
10 |
1 |
2589 |
Everyone at the office keeps saying this can’t last forever” |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2590 |
I can’t help but think what the evolution of clothing says about the origin of our species |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2591 |
Since I can't see my plate, you'll have to tell me what you ordered for me |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2592 |
No necking on the first date. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2593 |
Harry, I told you we should have asked for a corner table so we wouldn't be seen. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2594 |
For once, darling, do not ask the waiter if they serve little necks. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2595 |
Did you hear Fred got dug up yesterday? |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2596 |
I'm getting really tired of those "necking" jokes. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2597 |
Yes you did eat the bread. Its on it's way down. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2598 |
The service here is slower than usual. Feels like we haven’t seen our waiter in 65 million years. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2599 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye on this extinction nonsense. |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
2600 |
I can't explain it. But, I don't see a future for us. |
1.1642 |
0.06236 |
67 |
60 |
3 |
4 |
2601 |
Just a small green tree for me,
dressing on the side. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2602 |
I think we're going to need longer forks. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2603 |
How long do you think it takes for leaves to digest? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2604 |
honey, don't you think it's about time we hire someone to mow the lawn for us? |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
2605 |
From down there, it looks like more food. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2606 |
No, I don't have a Tyrannosaurus ex. |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2607 |
Now that’s a reach, Susan |
1.1642 |
0.04560 |
67 |
56 |
11 |
0 |
2608 |
Let’s skip the long talk |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2609 |
Finally a place to keep low profile |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2610 |
have you ever been with a giraffe? |
1.1642 |
0.05031 |
67 |
57 |
9 |
1 |
2611 |
We should have booked a high top. |
1.1642 |
0.05462 |
67 |
58 |
7 |
2 |
2612 |
Do you think they have very long chopsticks? |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
2613 |
The centerpiece looks delicious. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
2614 |
How about an order of Little Necks? |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
2615 |
I'm going to need to stop by the forest on the way home. |
1.1639 |
0.04779 |
61 |
51 |
10 |
0 |
2616 |
Why are sitting at the kid's table? |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
2617 |
I thought it said a 'tree' course menu for two. |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
2618 |
'Did you notice we're the only ones here dressed appropriately for fine dining? Sometimes it feels like we're a dying breed.' |
1.1639 |
0.05811 |
61 |
53 |
6 |
2 |
2619 |
Do you have a feeling that people are staring at us? |
1.1639 |
0.05321 |
61 |
52 |
8 |
1 |
2620 |
I suggest no ice. |
1.1636 |
0.05664 |
55 |
47 |
7 |
1 |
2621 |
Despite appearances, I don’t neck on the first date. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2622 |
We can eat here, but it will be a stretch. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2623 |
When I told them to put us near the balcony, I don't think that they truly grasped why! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2624 |
Don't tell that joke about eating like a bird. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2625 |
It’s hard to find someone who’s size compatible. |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2626 |
They’re charging this much for vegetables? |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2627 |
Im going have a double order of lizards, turtles, and eggs. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2628 |
I simply refuse to use the new name. Once a Brontosaurus, always a Brontosaurus! |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2629 |
Do you think it's gauche to ask for straws? |
1.1625 |
0.05169 |
80 |
70 |
7 |
3 |
2630 |
You lied about your age on Tinder, didn't you? |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2631 |
Finally, someone else who's head and shoulders above the rest. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2632 |
We should have done this eons ago. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2633 |
Tonight I feel like being a little carnivorous. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2634 |
Well, I don't know if it's the Permian–Triassic Extinction Event or what, but it sure was easy to get a reservation for tonight. |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2635 |
the least they could do was bring a higher table for us |
1.1625 |
0.04516 |
80 |
68 |
11 |
1 |
2636 |
It looks like you lied about your height on Tinder |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2637 |
The brachiosaurus must alternate sipping their cocktails while on a date, as simultaneous neck flexion results in severe head trauma. |
1.1625 |
0.04151 |
80 |
67 |
13 |
0 |
2638 |
Honey, I’m getting really tired of these lengthy conversations. |
1.1625 |
0.04853 |
80 |
69 |
9 |
2 |
2639 |
I confess. I really want the ribeye. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2640 |
You go down and I'll throw up. |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
2641 |
Why did you just assume I would like a vegetarian place? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2642 |
Just don't short-arm it on the check! |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2643 |
This is nice, but I still could go for a pine tree |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2644 |
Good thing we're watching our waistlines! |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2645 |
When we're bigger we won't have to sit at the children's table. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2646 |
Don’t make it obvious, but did I get sauce on my dress? |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2647 |
do you neck on the first date? |
1.1622 |
0.05451 |
74 |
65 |
6 |
3 |
2648 |
It's at times like this that I wish my arms were longer. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2649 |
They’re a little short-handed here these days |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2650 |
Let's not get the spaghetti. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2651 |
You said, "you enjoy necking". |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2652 |
I think we need a dumbwaiter. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2653 |
I just don't think we're on the same level. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2654 |
This restaurant is beneath us. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2655 |
No Harold. You’re still paying for the drink even though I can’t reach it. |
1.1622 |
0.05101 |
74 |
64 |
8 |
2 |
2656 |
The food here is great but I just don’t like the atmosphere. |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
62 |
12 |
0 |
2657 |
I told you they'll make us use "fourchette" in this french restaurant !! |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2658 |
We are so in love that I think future archeologists won't be able to distinguish us from each other. |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2659 |
I swear I requested a high top when I made the reservation |
1.1622 |
0.04724 |
74 |
63 |
10 |
1 |
2660 |
The service here is horrendously low here! |
1.1622 |
0.04314 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
2661 |
Skydiving?? That little stunt you pulled at Loch Ness didn‘t get you publicity enough? |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2662 |
I'm glad it's vegan, but we should go to buffets. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2663 |
You just ordered spaghetti because you like to see everyone staring. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2664 |
Okay, but if that waiter mentions the little neck clams special one more time,,,, I’m outta here! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2665 |
Actually, I think we fit right in. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2666 |
I heard that Gertie has a permanent position at EPCOT. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2667 |
I'm sure there's a nice tree outside we can put these leftovers on |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2668 |
Yes, I had a nice time. Give me a call the next time you’re in my neck of the woods. |
1.1618 |
0.05780 |
68 |
60 |
5 |
3 |
2669 |
I don’t think we see eye to eye any longer. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2670 |
Of course I still love you. Who else would help me with this necklace? |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2671 |
I'm so glad they didn't seat us under that ceiling fan again. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2672 |
I've been longing to see you for a long time. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2673 |
I hate when our kids call us dinosaurs just because we like a romantic dinner on our anniversary. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2674 |
At least we don't have tiny arms like a T-Rex. |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2675 |
The long-neck clams sound good. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2676 |
This is why I don't like French restaurants. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2677 |
I have an idea. How about we share life stories between swallows? |
1.1618 |
0.04499 |
68 |
57 |
11 |
0 |
2678 |
If we're not extinct, why is the waiter ignoring us? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2679 |
Do you think they have any vegan options? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2680 |
Well it certainly didn't taste like a waiter! |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2681 |
Although it's our first date, I'm going to stick my neck out and tell you I think we are incredible compatible. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2682 |
Why don’t you ever wear the turtleneck that I gave you? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2683 |
I’m told the eels are fabulous here. |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2684 |
Yes, the seats are small, but it's nice that they don't allow diners to wear baseball caps. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2685 |
Stanley, the cold blooded truth is, my heart is so far away that I don’t know if my feelings for you have stayed true. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2686 |
Have you heard of Yoko Ono? |
1.1618 |
0.05387 |
68 |
59 |
7 |
2 |
2687 |
With how slow the service is, we’re going to miss the meteor shower. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2688 |
A steak house? Are you kidding me? You know we’re herbivores. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2689 |
We just don’t see eye to eye on this one. |
1.1618 |
0.04963 |
68 |
58 |
9 |
1 |
2690 |
I just don’t think we have a future. It all just seems, cold and dark. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2691 |
With this service, we'll be extinct before we see the main course. |
1.1613 |
0.06168 |
62 |
55 |
4 |
3 |
2692 |
I really had to stick my neck out to score this reservation. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2693 |
They say the food is great here--if we can just get past the cutlery and finger bowl problems. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2694 |
I hear their vegetarian menu rivals no other. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2695 |
I don't date carnivores. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2696 |
Every time we eat here, they put a pea on the chair |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2697 |
Yes, you look wonderful, too, but... |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2698 |
I just need to focus on brachiosaur-me, Dan. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2699 |
Be honest. Don't you really envy your friends who are dating mammals? |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2700 |
Life is short. Let's order the Baked Alaska. |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2701 |
I have a bad feeling about this. We're the only customers again. |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2702 |
We should have sat at the high top. |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2703 |
I thought this restaurant was vegan |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2704 |
I'm not sure but I think those kids at the next table making hand puppet gestures are mocking us... |
1.1613 |
0.05723 |
62 |
54 |
6 |
2 |
2705 |
Honey, I can’t keep up the charade anymore. I haven’t been vegetarian for years |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2706 |
But you spoke so very highly of this restaurant.”
“I speak very highly of everything |
1.1613 |
0.05241 |
62 |
53 |
8 |
1 |
2707 |
Do you think anyone's looking at us? |
1.1613 |
0.04709 |
62 |
52 |
10 |
0 |
2708 |
Every time we eat here, I get a kink in my neck. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2709 |
Of course it’s ok for you to date a giraffe!” |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2710 |
There’s something about this European furniture that doesn’t fully convince me |
1.1609 |
0.04870 |
87 |
76 |
8 |
3 |
2711 |
Ever get the feeling that time has passed us by? |
1.1607 |
0.04952 |
56 |
47 |
9 |
0 |
2712 |
Why is it that chairs never have decent neck support? |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
2713 |
All my tops have a plunging neckline. |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
2714 |
It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. |
1.1607 |
0.06125 |
56 |
49 |
5 |
2 |
2715 |
I now see the value of old-fashioned treetops... |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2716 |
I'm OK...it just when down the wrong pipe. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2717 |
People may be staring at us, but it's better than when they hate us at the movie theater. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2718 |
We’re they mocking us when they said “ Neckwear required”? |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2719 |
Well the atmosphere is nice. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2720 |
I should have asked for a higher table. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2721 |
Jonathan, If I am lying to you, may a meteor strike me down! |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2722 |
This dating service seemed to match us in so many ways. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2723 |
I thought it was supposed to be noses ... |
1.1605 |
0.04104 |
81 |
68 |
13 |
0 |
2724 |
Henry, I’m beginning to resent these boring nightly meals. I think extinction is far more interesting than being a dine-o-saur, don't you? |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2725 |
I'm not sure we've evolved enough to be this refined. |
1.1605 |
0.03709 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
2726 |
Are you vegetarian? I can't tell from here. |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2727 |
Darren, I feel like our time together is ending |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2728 |
‘I guess that’s why they call it the roaring twenties’ |
1.1605 |
0.04464 |
81 |
69 |
11 |
1 |
2729 |
I wish I was taller. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2730 |
The waiter should be back before we're extinct. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2731 |
I told you we should have taken that high top. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2732 |
When it comes to romance, I suppose you could say I’m a little old fashioned. |
1.1605 |
0.05109 |
81 |
71 |
7 |
3 |
2733 |
One review said sizeable portions by far. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2734 |
I'm pregnant |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2735 |
I don't know why they keep serving us finger food! |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2736 |
The flattering neckline makes the neck look longer. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2737 |
I hope they have long straws. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2738 |
I always leave these tapas bars feeling a little hungry. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2739 |
It’s taken us a while to see eye to eye. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2740 |
These sit-down dinners are so awkward. |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2741 |
you didn't comment on my new necklace once all evening! |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2742 |
What do you mean you're above eating meat? |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2743 |
That global warming thing worked out pretty good for us. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2744 |
When you order for me,make sure to ask for the dressing on the side. You always forget that. |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2745 |
Just a wetland for tonight, I think. |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2746 |
With these disguises nobody suspects a thing! |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2747 |
Why don't you stick your neck out and try something other than the plants! |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2748 |
I guess they're short staffed in here. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2749 |
The ambience alone is worth it. |
1.1600 |
0.04262 |
75 |
63 |
12 |
0 |
2750 |
Frankly, Tom, I just don't see much of a future with you. |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
2751 |
I prefer a beer. A long-neck. |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2752 |
I love high tea |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2753 |
I miss the land before ties |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2754 |
Are you still an herbivore? Or have you gone back to Omni? |
1.1600 |
0.05037 |
75 |
65 |
8 |
2 |
2755 |
Did you bring my turtleneck? It’s chilly in here. #NotFunny |
1.1600 |
0.04665 |
75 |
64 |
10 |
1 |
2756 |
Long story short, don’t order the sweetbread. |
1.1600 |
0.05383 |
75 |
66 |
6 |
3 |
2757 |
Maybe we should move to a substantial larger table. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2758 |
Amuse-Bouche"? Frankly I'm not amused. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2759 |
Will you please stop staring at that Giraffe, shes not interested in an old Dinosaur like you |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2760 |
I left my readers at home, so you'll have to read the menu to me. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2761 |
I’m sorry, we just don’t seem to see eye-to-eye any longer |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2762 |
Do you mind if we skip dessert? I’m still swallowing dinner.” |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2763 |
The dining experience is elevated. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2764 |
I'll have the thousand pound salad. I'm watchng my weight. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2765 |
Before we get too serious, there's something about me you should know. I lack opposable thumbs. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2766 |
Funny you don’t look brontosaurish |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2767 |
Is that the Johnsons? I thought they went extinct. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2768 |
My mother was a giraffe and my father a turtle. And you? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2769 |
Let's wait until we see the silverware. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2770 |
I see why your students call you Mr. Bronto-snore-us. |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
2771 |
Okay, so we’re over 65 and don’t have ApplePay. The waiter doesn’t have to treat us like dinosaurs. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2772 |
I'm just wondering what sort of a future we would have . |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2773 |
This cutlery requires thumbs. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2774 |
This place is so nice. I bet they frown upon not using utensils. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2775 |
The diet special. If I can't reach it, I can't eat it. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2776 |
Why is the food always cold? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2777 |
I think we should wait until after dinner to start necking. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2778 |
Call me what you will, but I just can't keep up with the latest culinary trends. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2779 |
Are your arms too short also? |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2780 |
The service here is terrible. By the time the fig tree gets here, we'll be extinct. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2781 |
We didn’t get any of this pomp and circumstance at our extinction event. |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2782 |
At this rate, we won't get the entrees until the Paleogene Period! |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2783 |
Can you believe that they got our name wrong again? Dinosaurs! |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2784 |
I have heard that the leaf salad is quiet good. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2785 |
Our ancestors weren't afraid to stick their necks out to get the best chow, and look at us today. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2786 |
I heard thier smoked Eucalyptus is quite a hit |
1.1594 |
0.05700 |
69 |
61 |
5 |
3 |
2787 |
Did you hear what he ordered? |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2788 |
By the time our food gets here we’ll be extinct |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2789 |
I love that we see eye to eye |
1.1594 |
0.04896 |
69 |
59 |
9 |
1 |
2790 |
Nobody ever said adaptation would be easy. |
1.1594 |
0.04439 |
69 |
58 |
11 |
0 |
2791 |
Hi, don't mind my nervousness...it's been a while since I've been on a date. 60 million years, to be exact. |
1.1594 |
0.05313 |
69 |
60 |
7 |
2 |
2792 |
I'm so happy we decided to go with the short tie and small necklace |
1.1591 |
0.05082 |
88 |
78 |
6 |
4 |
2793 |
Do you think we could get a straw? |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2794 |
Why the long face...and neck" |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2795 |
Sorry to ask, but can you scratch the back of my neck again? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
2796 |
I'm having the vegetarian menu. |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
2797 |
Is it getting hot in here? |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
2798 |
I wish we weren't extinct. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
2799 |
Did you hear a word the waiter said? |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
2800 |
We'd be extinct if it weren't for outdoor dining." |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
2801 |
He insisted the plate elevator would be here in just a minute... |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
2802 |
I'm up here, Alan. Eyes up here! |
1.1587 |
0.05163 |
63 |
54 |
8 |
1 |
2803 |
I love what they do with the fall leaves, but where is everyone? |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
2804 |
Wait... our marriage has survived 2 ice ages, a mass extinction, 2 world wars, and global warming. NOW you tell you're gay? |
1.1587 |
0.06074 |
63 |
56 |
4 |
3 |
2805 |
Is it just me or do the portion sizes seem a little small? |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
2806 |
That's weird, I too feel like I'm storing up energy for tomorrow whenever I order leafy greens. |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
2807 |
The high top tables were not available |
1.1587 |
0.05637 |
63 |
55 |
6 |
2 |
2808 |
What’s Lady and the Tramp? |
1.1587 |
0.04641 |
63 |
53 |
10 |
0 |
2809 |
I can't see. Did our food come yet? |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2810 |
Seems like I have to hold the menu farther and farther away every year. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2811 |
It’s so hard to find a good place when you’re vegan. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2812 |
How will we reach our mouths after he brings the forks? |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2813 |
Actually, it's Vanessa with a V, but all my friends call me Nessie. |
1.1585 |
0.05050 |
82 |
72 |
7 |
3 |
2814 |
It's been forever since we last went out for dinner. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2815 |
My last online date was a no-neck wrestler with cauliflower ears. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2816 |
knew if I wore a turtleneck people wouldn’t stare! |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2817 |
Next time, tell them we want a booth. |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2818 |
Oh Harold, I forgot my reading glasses again |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2819 |
Let's go home. My throat is sratchy. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2820 |
Are we too big, or are humans too small? |
1.1579 |
0.05636 |
76 |
68 |
4 |
4 |
2821 |
Next time maybe a nice long walk among the trees would be nice. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2822 |
'let's go Brach to my place' |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2823 |
Remind me, are we herbivores or carnivores. |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
2824 |
Sorry, I'm not comfortable eating eggs. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2825 |
I just think your tie should be up here |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2826 |
Don’t look now but that guy over there is rubbernecking us. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2827 |
Yes, it’s all good until the giant meteor hits. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2828 |
How much longer do we have...? Time for dessert and a movie? |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2829 |
You’re not going to be stiff-necked about the gratuity are you? |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2830 |
What is your preference to societal norms? |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2831 |
We haven’t been to this place in a while, and now everyone here looks so young. I feel old. |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
2832 |
I chose this place for the ceiling height. |
1.1579 |
0.04873 |
57 |
48 |
9 |
0 |
2833 |
Did you fart? |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2834 |
Just once, I'd like a good steak. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2835 |
I realize it's our first date, but how about a little necking later on." |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2836 |
No necking tonight! |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2837 |
...Oh, I think that last bite may have gone down the wrong way. I'll know for sure by tomorrow. |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2838 |
Baby, are you okey about your neck? The massage it was terribly painful! |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2839 |
It really is about the little things in life |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2840 |
The atmosphere at this place is top notch |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
2841 |
It’s been a looong time since I met anyone as compatible as you, what breath of fresh air. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2842 |
I just don’t think this is going to last. |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2843 |
I hate finger food |
1.1579 |
0.04608 |
76 |
65 |
10 |
1 |
2844 |
finally someone at my level |
1.1579 |
0.04211 |
76 |
64 |
12 |
0 |
2845 |
The food was good but I'm not sure about the atmosphere. |
1.1579 |
0.05316 |
76 |
67 |
6 |
3 |
2846 |
It’s so nice dating someone who is on my level. |
1.1579 |
0.04975 |
76 |
66 |
8 |
2 |
2847 |
I dropped my napkin! |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2848 |
Yes, let's order a tall cool one. Make it double tall. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2849 |
I really would have preferred a high top table! |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
2850 |
Honey, this dinner is nice and all, but I’m worried we’re going to miss the meteor shower. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2851 |
You do? I’ve always found those trees to have a decidedly bitter taste. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2852 |
I certainly hope they don’t serve soup with this meal. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2853 |
You really look handsome in that suit you got from Barney's. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2854 |
Yes, an opposable thumb would make this dining experience more pleasurable. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2855 |
You checked to make sure they have some herbivore menu options before making the reservation, right? |
1.1571 |
0.05980 |
70 |
63 |
3 |
4 |
2856 |
But I'm head over heels for you |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
2857 |
Yes, I know we are gonna go extinct, but I still need a firm commitment. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
2858 |
Are you sure you're 10'4"? |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2859 |
Do you think this necklace makes mu neck look too short? |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2860 |
I see why they thought to set us up. |
1.1571 |
0.05623 |
70 |
62 |
5 |
3 |
2861 |
We should have made reservations for a high top. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2862 |
We didn't think this through ... |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2863 |
This air conditioner will bring us to extinction. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
2864 |
I patented a ten foot drinking straw, but the shipping costs put me out of business. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2865 |
You should be very careful here…..
don’t stick your neck out. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2866 |
In this restaurant they seem to expect a little bit to go a long way. |
1.1571 |
0.05623 |
70 |
62 |
5 |
3 |
2867 |
I just assumed you knew I was vegan. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2868 |
These straws suck! |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
2869 |
Unless we're both willing to bend a little, I'm afraid this will never work. |
1.1571 |
0.04381 |
70 |
59 |
11 |
0 |
2870 |
I hoping I’m not sticking my neck out too far on our first date, but I think we’ve got a real future. |
1.1571 |
0.04831 |
70 |
60 |
9 |
1 |
2871 |
Did you catch any of the specials? The waiter was practically whispering from down there. |
1.1571 |
0.05242 |
70 |
61 |
7 |
2 |
2872 |
I thought it was nice of them to offer the salads on the house |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
2873 |
Our guidebook says they also have retro cuisine options like fern, horsetail, and club moss. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2874 |
They're out of Little Neck clams.
Maybe we should go. |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2875 |
Let’s share a tree. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2876 |
Ralph, I've fallen in love with a Triceratops at work. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2877 |
Would it kill you to try an Impossible Burger? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2878 |
Do you feel a draft? |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2879 |
When he gets back remember to ask for some straws. |
1.1566 |
0.04992 |
83 |
73 |
7 |
3 |
2880 |
Let's split the mile high club. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2881 |
I think I’ve got something stuck in my throat.. |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2882 |
Did you bring the straws? |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2883 |
Do you love the colour of the sky? |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2884 |
We should reserved a table on the second floor. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2885 |
And then he tried to scare me with a story about an asteroid. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2886 |
You Cretaceous son of a gun. You know I’m on a plant-based diet! |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2887 |
I like old fashioned Jurassic fare with my cabernet. |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
2888 |
After dinner let’s go down to the lagoon and watch the meteor shower |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2889 |
Honey, I'm sure it would have been delicious. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2890 |
How are we going to get this food in our mouths? |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
2891 |
No sex on the first date, but a little necking would be OK. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2892 |
Tell them the name is Loch, visiting from Ness. |
1.1562 |
0.05088 |
64 |
55 |
8 |
1 |
2893 |
Don’t you think all waiters look like monkeys nowadays? |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
2894 |
Do you think we’ll be judged if we ask for straws? |
1.1562 |
0.04575 |
64 |
54 |
10 |
0 |
2895 |
No, Stephen it’s not “herbivore” anymore. The kids are calling it “vegan” these days, you’ll see. |
1.1562 |
0.05554 |
64 |
56 |
6 |
2 |
2896 |
Haute cuisine |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2897 |
Next time let's go to a place that has Jurassic cuisine. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2898 |
I am over the small plate trend! |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2899 |
You're not the brontosaurus I married anymore. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2900 |
This is lovely, but I would have preferred long-stemmed roses. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2901 |
Just hand it up to me. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2902 |
Let's neck, Elmer |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2903 |
By the time the food gets to my stomach, I’m not hungry anymore ! |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
2904 |
That’s the long and short of it. |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
65 |
12 |
0 |
2905 |
This isn't going to work for me. I only date males taller than 32 meters. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2906 |
Again with the big salad? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2907 |
I’m not just ready to say it back yet, Dimitri. |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2908 |
You expect me to swallow those words |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
2909 |
What terrible service. Seems like we've been waiting 150 million years for our entrees. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2910 |
please ask the waiter for a taller table |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2911 |
Have you heard about the asteroid? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2912 |
I just asked for an easy dinner. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2913 |
I dropped my forklift. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2914 |
It is so nice to meet somebody who I can see eye to eye. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
2915 |
Sorry. I didn’t know about their no straw policy. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2916 |
Do you think if our ancestors ate meat we’d have shorter necks and longer legs? |
1.1558 |
0.04914 |
77 |
67 |
8 |
2 |
2917 |
Listen, Bran. Thanks for the stunning dress; I guess it does match my eyes. But why a steakhouse? We’re vegetarians! And the table is pretty effin’ low for my mouth! Let’s get out of here and watch the T-Rex down the street eat some of those humans |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2918 |
We are big. It's the tables that got small. |
1.1558 |
0.05250 |
77 |
68 |
6 |
3 |
2919 |
No, no, I’m not judging you. I’m just surprised you still wear fur. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2920 |
Honey, I don't think the waiter was supposed to be an appetizer. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2921 |
I looked shorter in the picture |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2922 |
WE NEED DINOSAUPOONS |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2923 |
Broccolini is longer than normal broccoli, I promise. |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
2924 |
Did I hear right that the special is spaghetti and meteor balls? |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2925 |
The food is nice, but the atmosphere is a bit thin. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2926 |
Too bad they didn’t have any high tops. |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2927 |
I’ll have what she’s having |
1.1558 |
0.04161 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
2928 |
I’m so lucky I ended up with someone who sees everything eye-to-eye with me |
1.1558 |
0.04553 |
77 |
66 |
10 |
1 |
2929 |
You have to hand it to Match.com. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2930 |
After a whole year together you still hadn’t realized that I was a vegetarian? |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2931 |
Well, at least we see eye to eye on everything..... |
1.1556 |
0.03842 |
90 |
76 |
14 |
0 |
2932 |
I'm not one to complain but what's with the attitude when I asked about vegan options? |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
2933 |
Let's bend down just a bit and make a heart. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
2934 |
I think we should have sat at the bar. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
2935 |
I worry the stress of parenting is going to kill me. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
2936 |
Not that you'd notice but the palm top salad make me a little gassy." |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
2937 |
Nest time we definitely have to request a high top. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
2938 |
Would you mind if we left early? I have a little tickle in my throat. |
1.1552 |
0.05924 |
58 |
51 |
5 |
2 |
2939 |
If we have to wait any longer, we'll go extinct. |
1.1552 |
0.05390 |
58 |
50 |
7 |
1 |
2940 |
Ever get the feeling that time is passing us by? |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
2941 |
Want to do some necking after dinner my love. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2942 |
It’s been ages since we’ve been on a date. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2943 |
I prefer al fresco. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2944 |
I don’t like necking on the first date. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2945 |
Do you think it odd we got seated so quickly at Chez Tyrannasaur? |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
2946 |
Didn't you check their vegetarian options first? |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2947 |
Want to do a little necking later? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2948 |
It's fancy but the portions look so small |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2949 |
High level discussion |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2950 |
I don't know if the food's good, but the forks are long. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2951 |
One star; dinner took longer to arrive than to swallow. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
2952 |
Sometimes I just wonder what my life would be like if it *hadn’t* found a way, you know? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2953 |
Finish your salad darling, we’re going to be late for the meteor shower.” |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2954 |
Do you want to neck after dinner? |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2955 |
In addition to two menus, we’ll need thesaurus. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2956 |
Do I want another drink? I'll know in 15 minutes. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2957 |
Does this necklace match my eyes? |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2958 |
It’s nice to have a dinner without the kids and nuggets shaped like us. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2959 |
Sock puppets offend me. |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2960 |
The reviews said it attracts a stuck up clientele |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2961 |
Looks like you couldn’t find a turtleneck to wear either? |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2962 |
These tables are two short |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2963 |
It's offensive offering us the crème brûlée |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2964 |
I think we should drink more water. |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
2965 |
I'll stick my neck out for you if you'll stick yours out for me. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2966 |
I swear that waiter stuck his nose up at us. |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2967 |
I ordered the leafy green salad as well |
1.1549 |
0.05172 |
71 |
62 |
7 |
2 |
2968 |
You wanna neck a little before dessert? |
1.1549 |
0.04325 |
71 |
60 |
11 |
0 |
2969 |
You need to make sure you hydrate in this altitude |
1.1549 |
0.04767 |
71 |
61 |
9 |
1 |
2970 |
Did you bring straws? |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2971 |
They Shoot Horses Don't They |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
2972 |
Don't look now, but there's a group of Ankl— Anky— Anklyo— the spiky ones with the fuckin' club-tail thing, whatever they're called. And the women are all dressed like whores. |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2973 |
Maybe after dinner we can go back to your loch where nobody can find us. |
1.1548 |
0.03970 |
84 |
71 |
13 |
0 |
2974 |
I do miss the plastic straws. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2975 |
I’m obsessed with their little necks. |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2976 |
I’m beginning to question a night of fine dining over our local all-you-can-eat buffet. |
1.1546 |
0.03690 |
97 |
82 |
15 |
0 |
2977 |
What do you mean you 'used to be' a vegetarian? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2978 |
Forget dinner--let's get on with the necking! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
2979 |
Evolution certainly did us no favors in the fine dining arena. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
2980 |
Why can't all reptiles be civilized? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
2981 |
This place used to be so much better... |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
2982 |
This ban on straws is a real pain. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
2983 |
You know we’re both herbivores right? |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
2984 |
We've waited an hour for the main course, our server may have gone extinct. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
2985 |
I’ve been waiting a long time for this dinner. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
2986 |
Nouvcelle Cuisine is tasty but it is not very filling. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2987 |
You're the one who wanted to play house. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
2988 |
No, I don't believe that they would be horrified if you ordered the New York Strip.Surprised,yes.Horrified no. |
1.1538 |
0.05750 |
52 |
45 |
6 |
1 |
2989 |
I don’t think anything you ordered could be considered a choking hazard. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2990 |
That couple in the corner ... think we can reach their table? |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2991 |
I can't with these bougie restaurants. The prices go up and the portions keep going down. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
2992 |
You said on your profile that you only dated other herbivores...I have a confession to make. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
2993 |
This place was recommended by the giraffes. |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
2994 |
Don't think that just because you took me to dinner, we'll be necking later. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
2995 |
Do you see our server? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
2996 |
Why is the wait staff suddenly treating us like we don't exist? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
2997 |
so glad we can see over the centerpiece. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
2998 |
That suit makes your ass look fat. |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
2999 |
And they blame an asteroid for our extinction? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3000 |
I can't believe they sat us at the kids' table! We look ridiculous. |
1.1538 |
0.06291 |
65 |
59 |
2 |
4 |
3001 |
If truth be told, I'm tired of being a vegetarian. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3002 |
The one clear benefit of paleo is focusing on more whole foods while eliminating processed junk. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
3003 |
Let's face it, this food is way beneath us. |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
3004 |
You were right: we should have taken the hi-top. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3005 |
Why don’t we split the kill? |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
78 |
66 |
12 |
0 |
3006 |
The steamed oak tree with acorn dressing sounds delicious! |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3007 |
Before I met you, I think I looked down at the reptiles who invited me out. |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
3008 |
Trust me, this looks much better than your turtleneck did. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3009 |
Why all this talk about the end of the world |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3010 |
So: Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
3011 |
Why do I always get a funny look for ordering something vegan? |
1.1538 |
0.05473 |
65 |
57 |
6 |
2 |
3012 |
I sure hope the veggies we ordered tastes better than anything we find on our own. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3013 |
We should’ve sat at a high-top |
1.1538 |
0.05186 |
78 |
69 |
6 |
3 |
3014 |
The atmosphere in here is so stuffy. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3015 |
So nice to read a menu without bifocals. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3016 |
Finally, a conversationalist on my level. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3017 |
Just a salad?! |
1.1538 |
0.03803 |
91 |
77 |
14 |
0 |
3018 |
Not sure this beats grazing on the Highline, Alan |
1.1538 |
0.04498 |
78 |
67 |
10 |
1 |
3019 |
I'm so glad you listened to Ryan Gosling about being better than the Gap. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3020 |
„Seeing eye to eye” |
1.1538 |
0.06372 |
52 |
46 |
4 |
2 |
3021 |
I asked for a spring mix, and they brought me a fall mix. |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3022 |
I can’t believe you were able to get into ‘HRB-BV-VR’. Reservations usually take an ice age. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
3023 |
Really wish they had straws… |
1.1538 |
0.04855 |
78 |
68 |
8 |
2 |
3024 |
Nobody’s ‘staring.’ They’re just curious. |
1.1538 |
0.05015 |
65 |
56 |
8 |
1 |
3025 |
I guess we’ll have the onion ring tower again? |
1.1538 |
0.04510 |
65 |
55 |
10 |
0 |
3026 |
I’ve been coming here for millennia |
1.1538 |
0.05896 |
65 |
58 |
4 |
3 |
3027 |
It's a long story. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3028 |
You would think they would at least provide straws for us. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3029 |
They won’t bring the check until you get their attention. |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
3030 |
*this is the longest date I’ve ever been on* |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
3031 |
Let’s order Jurassic Pork. |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
3032 |
I'm beginning to have regrets that asteroid missed earth. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3033 |
This place is popular among the stegosauruses. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3034 |
What'ya say we make tracks to my place? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3035 |
You're sure this place is vegan? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3036 |
It's when you look up to me that
I know we have something going! |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
3037 |
Please don’t embarrass me by asking for a straw again! |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3038 |
Do I have fern in my teeth? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3039 |
The service was quick. You would've thought a meteor was coming to blow us all away. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3040 |
Okay, me first, I'm a vegan and I don't neck on the first date." |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3041 |
What do you say we watch the meteor shower after this? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3042 |
You’d think they would have longer straws. |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
3043 |
It’s amazing how after all these years, we still long for each other |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3044 |
All they have is fish. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3045 |
Is there no ceiling to the number of times we dine alfresco?” |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3046 |
It's lovely to have dinner with a dinner-saur like you! |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3047 |
Couldn't we have gotten a high top? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3048 |
How's the weather? |
1.1528 |
0.05474 |
72 |
64 |
5 |
3 |
3049 |
This probably no surprise, but I am seeing someone else. |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3050 |
I'm going to stick my neck out and and try the calamari. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3051 |
Short ribs? I thought you were vegan! |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3052 |
My hands don't reach to my mouth. And I don't have hands. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3053 |
I've been meaning to ask if you can do the Heimlich maneuver. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3054 |
Now that we're here, what and how are we supposed to eat? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3055 |
I would have worn a turtleneck, but they are frightfully expensive. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3056 |
I enjoy a sit-down dinner and good conversation, but I guess that means I'm a dinosaur. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3057 |
for a specialty restaurant, nothing about their service was 'Bronto' |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3058 |
Apparently Marilyn and Dan are piqued that they weren’t invited to this year’s Dino Ball. Rumor has it they’re telling everyone we’re dated and not sexy anymore and just a coupla has beens looking down at everyone. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3059 |
Not to be a wino but I’m trying to Dino, where is our waiter!? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3060 |
These low tables kill my neck |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3061 |
Welcome to high society, my friend. |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3062 |
I DID request seats at the bar but this was all they had. |
1.1528 |
0.04270 |
72 |
61 |
11 |
0 |
3063 |
You think they can put a few more matchboxes under the legs. |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3064 |
Why do we eat at restaurants with pretentious portions of food? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3065 |
I’m neck to neck with this guy for a promotion, do you know what that’s like? |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3066 |
Well, Tom, I can't exactly bring the dish up, so could you check for any stray hairs without making it obvious? |
1.1528 |
0.04706 |
72 |
62 |
9 |
1 |
3067 |
I told you a last minute reservation would be a stretch |
1.1528 |
0.05104 |
72 |
63 |
7 |
2 |
3068 |
If we’re going to have to keep up these appearances, we’re going to need a big walk-in closet… |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
3069 |
Honestly, I find your encyclopedic knowledge of The Flintstones to be a bit pedantic. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
3070 |
Necking for most other creatures just doesn't look that exciting. |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
3071 |
Have you heard of this story about an asteroid that hit the Earth?
I think we should catch up on our cousins’s news there. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
3072 |
The food was great but the servers really breathe down your neck. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
3073 |
I told you we should have sat at the bar, now it’s obvious who we are” |
1.1525 |
0.04721 |
59 |
50 |
9 |
0 |
3074 |
Well dear, I’m sure it was hot when they put it on the table. |
1.1525 |
0.05304 |
59 |
51 |
7 |
1 |
3075 |
Given the lengths of our necks and arms, I fear the choice of this restaurant was a horrible mistake. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
3076 |
My family comes from a long line of New Yorker cartoon dinosaurs. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
3077 |
This place brings me down. |
1.1519 |
0.03643 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3078 |
You're right, I admit. You really can't take the swamp out of the diplodocus. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3079 |
I prefer women who are shorter than me. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3080 |
It seems like a good school but how can we send him somewhere without a Mesozoic Studies program? |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3081 |
I'm glad we could see eye to eye. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3082 |
I just got a Sloan Foundation grant to do a documentary on the late Jurassic. Of course it will be largely autobiographical. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3083 |
The house claret goes down smoothly. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3084 |
Did you ask for a straw/ |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3085 |
Be sure and ask for the really long chopsticks. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3086 |
This place supposedly has extra long utensils. |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3087 |
Maybe we can ask the waiter for a high-chair for our salads. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3088 |
Well, you said it was important! |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3089 |
Well, we can ask to have our entrees put on that table over there |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3090 |
I'm gonna stick with a salad, my blood pressure is already too high. |
1.1519 |
0.05124 |
79 |
70 |
6 |
3 |
3091 |
You look younger than your picture |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
3092 |
You’re charming, Mark, but I just keep thinking ‘is this really where I wanna be when the meteor strikes?’ |
1.1519 |
0.04445 |
79 |
68 |
10 |
1 |
3093 |
The service here is a joke! We're waiting for ages. |
1.1519 |
0.04064 |
79 |
67 |
12 |
0 |
3094 |
I guess this is what they mean by high society. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3095 |
We should've gone for the 'all you can eat' buffet |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3096 |
I think the table next to us are carnivores . |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3097 |
A meteorite? No, it's civilization that's going to kill us. |
1.1515 |
0.05811 |
66 |
59 |
4 |
3 |
3098 |
Thank you, but to be honest, I like guys with a little longer neck… |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3099 |
It's been a long time, Darling! |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3100 |
Actually, I think the erotic stimulus of necking has been under rated. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3101 |
Well, this completes our bucket list. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3102 |
You looked taller on the dating site. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3103 |
Do you think we put enough money in the parking meter? |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3104 |
It’s so tough dating these days. This is the first time I’ve met someone where I truly feel we see eye to eye. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3105 |
I won't know if I left room for dessert for at least another fifteen minutes. |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3106 |
Are you still going to leave a tip? |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3107 |
If we do the mating dance we're going to get thrown out of here. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3108 |
Haven't I always stuck my neck out for you? |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
3109 |
I'm full |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3110 |
I thought you reserved a table in the conifers. |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
3111 |
I told you the tables here are too low! |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
3112 |
I have been waiting for a looooong time to find somebody like you". |
1.1515 |
0.04447 |
66 |
56 |
10 |
0 |
3113 |
Don’t look now but T Rex just walked in! |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3114 |
I know its rude but we are not going to be around here much longer unless we are willing to eat right off the plate. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3115 |
Bigmouth Beatrice just walked in. Hopefully, she doesn't see us. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3116 |
We don't see eye to eye anymore |
1.1515 |
0.05395 |
66 |
58 |
6 |
2 |
3117 |
I asked you three times before we left to remember. to. bring. the. straws! You know exactly that this is not a long-neck friendly establishment, Clifford. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3118 |
Face it. We just don’t see eye to eye. |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3119 |
Perhaps next time we should reserve a high-top |
1.1515 |
0.04944 |
66 |
57 |
8 |
1 |
3120 |
Is the décolletage too much? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
3121 |
And such small portions. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
3122 |
I feel like I ate a whole tree. Oh wait... I did! |
1.1512 |
0.03516 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
3123 |
Last meal |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
3124 |
Smells great. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
3125 |
Meteorites don't care if it's flat or not, Bob. |
1.1509 |
0.04964 |
53 |
45 |
8 |
0 |
3126 |
If you can figure out how, we’ll do something later we haven’t done in a long, long time. |
1.1509 |
0.05648 |
53 |
46 |
6 |
1 |
3127 |
This time try not to tip the waiter over. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3128 |
Amazing. I'm a vegetarian too! |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3129 |
I'm glad we see eye to eye on that issue. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3130 |
Climate change? Nah. Never happen. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3131 |
It's been 20 minutes. Do you think the waiter knows we're herbivores? |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3132 |
Too bad they kicked us out of that fern bar. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3133 |
Apparently risk-taking is something we have in common. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3134 |
It's nice to finally go on a date with real eye contact |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3135 |
Is it true that you slept with him last weekend? |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3136 |
I don't even know anyone who can eat soup. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3137 |
Come on now .... eyes up here. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3138 |
I hear the Meteoric Molten Lava Cake is to die for. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3139 |
Want to go somewhere else and neck? |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3140 |
For this we survived an asteroid? |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3141 |
I don’t understand why so many couples have trouble seeing eye to eye. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3142 |
Don't order foie gras |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3143 |
Would it be gauche to ask for extra straws for my martini? |
1.1507 |
0.05403 |
73 |
65 |
5 |
3 |
3144 |
No, you shouldn't have another drink. The first one's not even down yet" |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3145 |
I’m not hungry, either. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3146 |
Let’s start with 100 side orders of palm salad. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3147 |
My sore throat is taking forever to heal. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3148 |
Let’s get the chocolate volcano cake for dessert and go out with a Big Bang! |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3149 |
I thought you got rid of that tie, Alan... |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3150 |
I hope the salad bar is on the second level. |
1.1507 |
0.05038 |
73 |
64 |
7 |
2 |
3151 |
I hope their menu is paleo friendly. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3152 |
Remember our first date here… the Rex was history. |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3153 |
Listen, I have something to tell you. It may be tough to swallow, but you're cold blooded |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3154 |
Don’t turn around, but I think I see my Rex |
1.1507 |
0.04645 |
73 |
63 |
9 |
1 |
3155 |
This place has the best Evergreen Conifers in the city |
1.1507 |
0.03474 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3156 |
I don’t usually go for men under 30 feet. |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3157 |
it’s dinoSAUR great to get out of the house these days (we’re australian btw) |
1.1507 |
0.04216 |
73 |
62 |
11 |
0 |
3158 |
Am I keeping you up? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3159 |
My therapist thinks the giant meteor in my dreams represents an internal stressor. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
3160 |
Yeah, sure. A real yabba dabba doo time. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3161 |
Would you please pass the salt and pepper. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3162 |
I’ve heard they have extra long straws here |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
3163 |
I know we've evolved, but that doesn't always mean fitting in. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3164 |
When you say you “pre-date the caveman”, how does that work... You call him, or he calls you? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3165 |
At least acid reflux isn't an issue. |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3166 |
I don't know what they brought to the table either. I left my glasses at home. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3167 |
That was the fourth course and my stomach still feels empty. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3168 |
All those carbs? You really did give up the Paleo! |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
3169 |
Ask for a longer table so we can eat from each other's plate. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3170 |
Nobody said adaptation would be easy. |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3171 |
I love it that we always see eye to eye |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
3172 |
If we order soup, we use our straws. You remembered the straws, right? |
1.1500 |
0.05737 |
60 |
53 |
5 |
2 |
3173 |
Can I ask for a longer straw? |
1.1500 |
0.04017 |
80 |
68 |
12 |
0 |
3174 |
These raw oysters are bad. They’ll be the death of us yet. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3175 |
I told you we should have gone with the high top. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3176 |
Yes, darling, perfect place for conversation, but next anniversary I get to choose the restaurant…. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
3177 |
Forget dinner forks, we need javelins. |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3178 |
I guess we'll just trust the sommelier |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3179 |
Do you think we belong to the intelligentsia? |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3180 |
I have concerns about taking this to the next level. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3181 |
It’s over: Bronte saw us. |
1.1500 |
0.05221 |
60 |
52 |
7 |
1 |
3182 |
Honey, don’t look around but I think T-Rex just ordered a T-Bone steak. |
1.1500 |
0.04649 |
60 |
51 |
9 |
0 |
3183 |
Ugh, these chairs never have any back support |
1.1500 |
0.04394 |
80 |
69 |
10 |
1 |
3184 |
Cutlery? Nope, me neither. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3185 |
You said this was a plant-forward restaurant. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3186 |
Give it up. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
3187 |
What makes them think we got hit by a metor? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3188 |
Peggy, It's over. I want a divorce." "It's your secretary, isn't it? You know that neck isn't real. She got work done! |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3189 |
I can get an orange down in three seconds. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3190 |
I don’t know about that Henry, what you describe as your next move really sticks in my craw! |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3191 |
Let’s go out and watch the meteor shower tonight. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3192 |
I’m so glad it’s a set menu, I forgot my readers. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3193 |
Shall we have dessert? The end is near. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3194 |
Herbivore dining has come a long way. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3195 |
if this is evolution, give me the good old stone age. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3196 |
So when did you grow up? |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3197 |
I miss the old days... foraging through the swamp together... who ever thought of bog to table ...? |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3198 |
Don’t you just love the ambiance dear. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3199 |
This place is going to be good for our weight loss plan. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3200 |
These date nights are getting boring- let's so something wild next time like go to a forest! |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3201 |
Did you give them a tall order? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3202 |
I'm done! Time to say bye and make ourselves extinct. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3203 |
I'm feeling like something gluten-free. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3204 |
They say it's big, and they say it's an asteroid, but I say it's just another fake news frenzy from the Deep State to control us. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3205 |
Is this your way of saying that I'm fat? |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3206 |
Did I say you can eat my cake Richard??? |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3207 |
Everything is hard to swallow for me. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3208 |
For dessert, we could go to my place for some necking. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3209 |
You forgot to ask for extended forks. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3210 |
I think we need a tall drink. |
1.1493 |
0.04386 |
67 |
57 |
10 |
0 |
3211 |
The food here is excellent but I’m getting tired of the small plates trend. |
1.1493 |
0.05318 |
67 |
59 |
6 |
2 |
3212 |
no it’s fine, just… when you said you found an ‘elevated dining experience,’ i thought you meant something else. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3213 |
Fran says this restaurant has exceptional ceiling height. |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3214 |
Is that a hair? |
1.1493 |
0.04875 |
67 |
58 |
8 |
1 |
3215 |
We shouldn't have ordered the Little Neck clams. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3216 |
I don’t feel anything yet… do you? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3217 |
I've been thinking about getting neck implants. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3218 |
No, I don’t think the age difference is a concern. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3219 |
Have they served us?
I left my glasses in the car. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3220 |
Just a heads up |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3221 |
Honey, why are you including an asteroid in your vows? |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3222 |
How’s the blind date going? Well let me put it this way. We are about to become an extinct species. |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3223 |
feels like we are sitting in a pre school desk again. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3224 |
Short ribs, you? |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3225 |
Next time let's just get take-out. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3226 |
A catastrophic asteroid strike? If you want out of this relationship just say so! |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3227 |
I still think straws would help. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3228 |
Well, I thought the long neck clams a little underwhelming |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3229 |
Let's hope the prices don't match the ceiling. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3230 |
Darling, it's been so so long since we co-neckted! |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3231 |
Believe me, this is the best place in whole Pangea" |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3232 |
No, of course we see eye to eye - it is just that I cannot see the menu. |
1.1486 |
0.04587 |
74 |
64 |
9 |
1 |
3233 |
Let's hope our relationship evolves! |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3234 |
It’s just that….I don’t really see a future for us… |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3235 |
Steven.....my eyes are up here”
“Steven....are you sure you want to have this egg with me? I mean with how crazy the world is right now.....”
Steven thinks to himself- “Man she’s so beautiful even with kale in her teeth. Should I say something? Either way I’m a lucky lizard”
“Ever since that black rectangle came out of the sky the little naked monkeys are starting to chant and play drums louder at night |
1.1486 |
0.05333 |
74 |
66 |
5 |
3 |
3236 |
I'm happy you saw the list on where not to take girls on the first date. |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3237 |
This is the kind of place that really allows you to taste your food. |
1.1486 |
0.04164 |
74 |
63 |
11 |
0 |
3238 |
Want to go outside and look for shooting stars? |
1.1486 |
0.04974 |
74 |
65 |
7 |
2 |
3239 |
Being plant based is exactly what makes it olde school. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3240 |
200 million years and it’s still out of reach.” |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3241 |
This is what you get when you play with your food. |
1.1481 |
0.03562 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3242 |
After dinner lets go to Lover's Lane and neck. |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3243 |
How are we going to get this up to our mouths? |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3244 |
I think we will be extinct before the food arrives |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3245 |
Don’t you think short necks are overrated? |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
3246 |
I know your penchant for amuse-bouche, but this is not going to work. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
3247 |
You’re using the wrong fork. |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
3248 |
Do you think,Grog,that in 10 million years this moment will still be considered transformative? |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3249 |
Don't they have any higher tables? |
1.1481 |
0.04685 |
81 |
71 |
8 |
2 |
3250 |
I don't want to ruin the evening, but sometimes I just feel so-I don't know-doomed. |
1.1481 |
0.06691 |
54 |
49 |
2 |
3 |
3251 |
I’m tired of listening to one tall tale after another. |
1.1481 |
0.04880 |
54 |
46 |
8 |
0 |
3252 |
Supposedly the short ribs are to die for. |
1.1481 |
0.05550 |
54 |
47 |
6 |
1 |
3253 |
I agree the breadsticks, spaghetti and green beans sound great. |
1.1481 |
0.05003 |
81 |
72 |
6 |
3 |
3254 |
The slow service here is driving me to extinction |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
3255 |
You know I only eat Vegan! |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3256 |
He recommended the 'Little Neck Clams' Ron, the waiter is definitely a Jur-rasiccist. |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
3257 |
I feel we are above traditional dating rituals. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
3258 |
I'd say we're neck to neck on this one. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3259 |
We'll both be extinct by the time the food gets here. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3260 |
Of course we can only order takeout. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3261 |
These martinis have gone straight to my neck |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3262 |
Pity we can't see what we're eating. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3263 |
I've been vegan ever since I can remember. |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3264 |
First things first. Can you perform the Heimlich maneuver? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3265 |
I guess I’ll have the Caesar salad. I really wanted the venison, but the waiter said I’d have to wait 150,000,000 years. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3266 |
I still remember that day our eyes first met from across the top of that two story motel in East Jersey |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3267 |
That’s the last time he’ll ask us if we’re vegetarian! |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3268 |
Are we too dressed up? |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3269 |
This is not only my first date, it's the first date ever |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3270 |
This isn't what I pictured when they said "high cuisine." |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3271 |
I requested a high-top. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3272 |
Can you believe online dating services have evolved enough to find and pair us, but they couldn't figure out decent seating arrangements? |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3273 |
I told you to book a high-top. |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3274 |
Do you ever worry about turkey neck? |
1.1475 |
0.05141 |
61 |
53 |
7 |
1 |
3275 |
I think we’re too old for this crowd |
1.1475 |
0.05647 |
61 |
54 |
5 |
2 |
3276 |
It's going to be a 'looooong' date! |
1.1475 |
0.04578 |
61 |
52 |
9 |
0 |
3277 |
I wonder how they came up with the name 'Chez Astéroïde'? |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
3278 |
I thought the menu said ‘jumbo’ shrimp… |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
3279 |
The valet parking attendant looked at us funny. Probably never saw a stick shift. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3280 |
I'm so glad you're not a neanderthal. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
3281 |
It is the only restaurant in town with high prices and ceilings to match. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3282 |
When you come out of your shell your vulnerability is enormously attractive. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3283 |
I think a scarf would have been too much with this outfit. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3284 |
This is taking forever. Maybe we should have ordered the short trees. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3285 |
do you think we have to pay extra for the door? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3286 |
I hate it when the sommelier talks down to me. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3287 |
With these small portions they'll never survive. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3288 |
Honestly, Frank, I am trying to relax, but I can’t stop thinking about that giant asteroid.” |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3289 |
Back to my place for a little necking? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3290 |
...Maybe telephone poles for chopsticks?? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3291 |
Next time we ask for a "High Top" in the lounge! |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3292 |
abc |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3293 |
Aren't you so happy, Leonard, that we finally found a place that has both high ceilings and gluten free options? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3294 |
I once had a fling with a carnivore, but it never went beyond necking. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3295 |
Evolved?!? You can’t even see things from my perspective! |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3296 |
We dinosaurs do indeed dine elegantly! |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3297 |
Do you find that the table is always too low or too high? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3298 |
The cuisine is mediocre, but it’s the only establishment in the city with 5 foot forks. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3299 |
Rex told a joke about my neck today but it's too long to re-tell over dinner |
1.1471 |
0.05647 |
68 |
61 |
4 |
3 |
3300 |
Posing for TikTok is getting old! |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3301 |
Why don't we ever neck anymore? |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3302 |
I will always remember this anniversary darling, especially with that giant star lighting up the sky just for us |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3303 |
T-Rex says there's some kind of asteroid coming. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3304 |
I know everybody loves it here,but the portions look awfully small. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3305 |
If I eat here too much, I’ll gain a ton! |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3306 |
I don’t know Carl, I don’t think I can keep doing this civilized act any longer. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3307 |
I thought the foliage was tastier some 70 million years ago. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3308 |
Is it just me or has this been the longest date ever. |
1.1471 |
0.04327 |
68 |
58 |
10 |
0 |
3309 |
...and then we can retire to our home in Loch Ness. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3310 |
Your dating profile said you were taller than me |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3311 |
Hope they don’t serve Asteroids here |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3312 |
When they go low, we go higher… |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3313 |
have you seen our waiter? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3314 |
I’m worried an asteroid strike will ruin everything. |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3315 |
Wanna get neck-ed later? |
1.1471 |
0.04807 |
68 |
59 |
8 |
1 |
3316 |
We need to talk. |
1.1471 |
0.05244 |
68 |
60 |
6 |
2 |
3317 |
Yes, the portions are quite small. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3318 |
Let's see if we can get our food reseated at a balcony table. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3319 |
Does this chair make my butt look big? |
1.1467 |
0.05265 |
75 |
67 |
5 |
3 |
3320 |
Why did the waiter say to us necking isn't allowed during our anniversary dinner? |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3321 |
I prefer Long Islands... |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3322 |
I'm thinking of fossilizing my eggs. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3323 |
You started it, dear. You called a snake. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3324 |
Would it have killed you to wear a pocket square? I told you it was white tablecloth! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3325 |
They've just discovered humans gave birth to live young! |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3326 |
We've got the dress code, but how do we avoid slurping? |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3327 |
I hope they have straws. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3328 |
Sometimes I don’t feel like you stick your neck out for me. |
1.1467 |
0.05265 |
75 |
67 |
5 |
3 |
3329 |
I'm into the Paleo diet but I eat chicken every once in a while. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3330 |
Did you swallow your apple? |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3331 |
No. What's necking? |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3332 |
So, how long have you been on that dating app? |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3333 |
Thank you for a lovely evening, but no, I don't want to go back to your place and neck. |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3334 |
Well, I'm sorry if you think my neckline is too risque' . |
1.1467 |
0.04113 |
75 |
64 |
11 |
0 |
3335 |
Looks like we'll need a really long straw! |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3336 |
I don't get it. Those Rex's at the window table have tiny hands but they barely touch their salads. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3337 |
I wish they wouldn't serve the salad until I've finished swallowing the appetizer. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3338 |
Dine-osaur and dash! |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3339 |
I'll have to let you know if I have room for dessert in a few minutes |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3340 |
Getting this reservation was a pain in the neck. |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3341 |
I’m done with the dish names these days, Jane. “The Asteroid”, for a meatball spaghetti is just too much |
1.1467 |
0.04530 |
75 |
65 |
9 |
1 |
3342 |
When I saw your profile, I just knew we’d see eye-to-eye on these things. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3343 |
I’m a little worried that the babysitter doesn’t have the arm strength to change Liam’s diaper. |
1.1467 |
0.04911 |
75 |
66 |
7 |
2 |
3344 |
Why the dinoaurs really went extinct |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3345 |
Meeting with you at all is a stretch. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3346 |
Brontosaurus Dating Scene : I only date vegetarians |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3347 |
Sorry again I forgot the straws. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
3348 |
After dinner, let's go watch the meteor shower." |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
3349 |
Check the tiny silver cutelries Frank, good attempt at romantic French dining but next time let’s book at Tavern on the Green |
1.1463 |
0.03927 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
3350 |
Can you tell me if our dinner is here? |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3351 |
I’m worried this place might be a little beneath us. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
3352 |
How long are the forks? |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
3353 |
This place is much nicer since they removed the ceiling fans. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
3354 |
We can just say we didn’t see the check. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
3355 |
It's not like something is going to fall from the sky and conk you. |
1.1455 |
0.06040 |
55 |
49 |
4 |
2 |
3356 |
Why didn’t you tell me you’re not a vegetarian? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
3357 |
"I just can't live with your early Triassic attitude any longer." |
1.1455 |
0.04798 |
55 |
47 |
8 |
0 |
3358 |
Is it just me or does it seem to you too that we’ve been here for 50,000,000 years? |
1.1455 |
0.05455 |
55 |
48 |
6 |
1 |
3359 |
It's hard to find someone who sees eye-to-eye with me |
1.1455 |
0.06574 |
55 |
50 |
2 |
3 |
3360 |
Don’t turn around yet, but it looks like someone at the bar is watching us. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3361 |
I stopped eating meat 200 million years ago. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3362 |
I appreciate that you brought me to a Michelin star restaurant on our first date, but frankly, I can't even tell what we're having. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3363 |
Finally!
We've met someone who sees eye to eye with the other @ |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3364 |
You forgot to ask for the long forks. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3365 |
I don't see anyone else on here, that we know. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3366 |
I hate it when food gets stuck in my throat. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3367 |
I told you, we see eye to eye on everything! |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3368 |
Don't you hate it when a waiter pretends not to see you? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3369 |
Have you heard the Cretaceous Period is ending soon? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3370 |
Let's splurge on the dessert. We might not be here in the morning. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3371 |
Sorry. I thought Tree Top served high end cuisine. |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3372 |
I think we complete each other, parenthetically speaking. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3373 |
Shall we order the salad? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3374 |
So...was it worth the wait? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3375 |
It’s our anniversary. Let’s eat flesh. |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3376 |
What do you think the waiter meant by OK Boomer? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3377 |
I'll feed you and you feed me? |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3378 |
Maybe if you didn’t take so long with your tie, Gerald. |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3379 |
This dinner is too long |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3380 |
They are all staring at us, I only asked for a straw! |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3381 |
You think they’d at least sit us at a high top |
1.1452 |
0.05063 |
62 |
54 |
7 |
1 |
3382 |
How much longer do you think they'll be with those straws? |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3383 |
We should’ve sat at the bar |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3384 |
Well, it's the only fine-dino restaurant in town honey. Are you getting the paleo salad? |
1.1452 |
0.04510 |
62 |
53 |
9 |
0 |
3385 |
Don’t look now honey, but there’s a table of velociraptors looking this way |
1.1452 |
0.05560 |
62 |
55 |
5 |
2 |
3386 |
Happy anniversary Leonard. It all started with a little necking and we've come so far. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3387 |
We should have split the giraffe. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3388 |
It's so nice to find someone I can talk to on my level. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3389 |
I like the trout here, but the bones always get caught in my throat. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3390 |
Dine-o-saur |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3391 |
No, everything is lovely. It's just a shame the forks are so short. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3392 |
i never order fish. i'm afraid a bone will get stuck in my throat. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3393 |
I'm vegan. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3394 |
This is gonna be a tall order." |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3395 |
They say it takes twenty hours for our brain to know we're full. |
1.1449 |
0.05172 |
69 |
61 |
6 |
2 |
3396 |
Next time, rather than ordering off the menu, let’s just graze the buffet. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3397 |
You must have really stuck your neck out to nail a reservation here. |
1.1449 |
0.05569 |
69 |
62 |
4 |
3 |
3398 |
Well, you drop a clutch of bronto eggs and see what your body mass index is like. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3399 |
I plan to order the cassoulet de ginkgo. |
1.1449 |
0.05569 |
69 |
62 |
4 |
3 |
3400 |
Long Necks, Small Arms, and they still insist on bringing utensils and napkins!! |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3401 |
This was a nice idea dear but eating with a knife and forth just doesn't cut it. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3402 |
I don' t think that this is better than nibbling on tree tops. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3403 |
Next time we need to make sure the restaurant has high tops. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3404 |
-why this constant refrain of burying it? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3405 |
The lava cake is to die for. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3406 |
When my husband tells me he necked out. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3407 |
Not again, Richard |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3408 |
Elevated cuisine, the latest in tree to table. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3409 |
Don’t look at me like that, Frank. It’s my birthday, so yeah, I ordered the steak. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3410 |
I meant it when I said I wasn't going to let you talk over me anymore. |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3411 |
How’s your salad? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3412 |
I’m through with sticking my neck out for the former president. |
1.1449 |
0.04269 |
69 |
59 |
10 |
0 |
3413 |
Let's pick a place with straws next time |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3414 |
Did you remeber to shut the cave door? |
1.1449 |
0.04742 |
69 |
60 |
8 |
1 |
3415 |
A good wine goes a long way! |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3416 |
I hope they serve haute cuisine. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3417 |
You first. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3418 |
I'm really high, I want to go home. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3419 |
Since I went keto, I no longer date herbivores. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3420 |
Necking is out of the question. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3421 |
I hope my plunging neckline doesn’t disturb you. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3422 |
I told you the salt shaker was too small! |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3423 |
OK, ok, I'll order from the paleo menu. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3424 |
Can't we just split the herbivore special or are you going to go all carnivore again? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3425 |
Can you ask for more water please? |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3426 |
I feel like you're always looking down at me. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3427 |
Do you think they noticed? |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3428 |
Well, we did it again and left our arm extensions at home. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3429 |
I don't mean to stick my neck out here, but you do have a nasty case of halitosis. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3430 |
Stop grinning now! This is not what I meant by "Heightened expectations"! |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3431 |
Live in the moment. You never know how long it's going to last. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3432 |
Whether we're in our natural habitat or are in this ridiculous artificial setting, I still have the same question. You gonna eat that? |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3433 |
Evolution seem to mean dishes get smaller as prices get bigger. |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3434 |
Let's get the fruit tower, the veggie tower, the meat tower, and the dessert tower. Everything else is too much of a stretch! |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3435 |
Do you want a taller glass of champagne? |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3436 |
I do love eating - it's a great way to stretch my arms and neck! |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3437 |
I'll just have the large green salad. |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3438 |
Guess I misunderstood what roof top restaurant meant |
1.1447 |
0.04474 |
76 |
66 |
9 |
1 |
3439 |
I really need to get me one of those cervical pillows |
1.1447 |
0.04850 |
76 |
67 |
7 |
2 |
3440 |
You know I hate this place. I can’t even reach my mouth. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3441 |
-yeah, the review said this is the best "haute cuisine" restaurant in town. |
1.1447 |
0.04063 |
76 |
65 |
11 |
0 |
3442 |
Before we start eating, we should ask the waiter whether he knows how to do a Heimlich maneuver. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3443 |
Don't worry. No cutlery. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3444 |
You’ve gotten awfully tall. |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3445 |
So which Loch is paying tonight? |
1.1446 |
0.03884 |
83 |
71 |
12 |
0 |
3446 |
I hear this weeks contest is neck and neck. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3447 |
I'm glad they got rid of the chandelier. |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3448 |
Do you think the food will get cold? |
1.1446 |
0.04245 |
83 |
72 |
10 |
1 |
3449 |
An asteroid is going to cause the world to end? Is that your excuse for everything now? |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
3450 |
Ted, if it’s too much for you to ask to move to a high top, then I’m leaving. |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
3451 |
Fancy seeing you up here |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
3452 |
It's not you or me. It's the comet. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3453 |
I prefer partners that are taller than me. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3454 |
I’m just saying that it’s a little insensitive to call them Dino-Nuggets; like, we have names.”
“So you’d prefer them to be called Ashley-Nuggets? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3455 |
Dinner strained my neck. For dessert, order a tall, leafy tree. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3456 |
Four legism is best for us! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3457 |
I need a straw. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3458 |
Love the outdoor dining! |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3459 |
I want a divorce. You’re old fashioned, like something out of a museum. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3460 |
So you journeyed into the future and your only idea is to dress up as humans,whatever they are,for Halloween,whatever that is? |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3461 |
Yelp said that this restaurant is renowned for their high ceilings. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3462 |
Dining Saures |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3463 |
Hope we are not taking a walk in the Jurassic Park after dinner! |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3464 |
After dinner, you wanna go back to my place and neck? |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3465 |
I can't believe they don't serve trilobite. I feel like a dinosaur |
1.1429 |
0.03841 |
84 |
72 |
12 |
0 |
3466 |
I TOLD you not to wear that tie! |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3467 |
Stop living in the Jurassic, Roger! Our relationship doesn't evolve until you get hit with a meteor. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3468 |
We should have requested a high top. |
1.1429 |
0.05493 |
70 |
63 |
4 |
3 |
3469 |
I would have been happy sharing a couple long necks at a pub. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3470 |
You forgot to ask for straws! |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3471 |
Have you tried Salonpas with lidocaine? |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3472 |
I miss all our quiet talks about mass extinction. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3473 |
I note hints of grass, swamp, and comet |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3474 |
Oysters for sure. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3475 |
Looks like Tom Toro is trying out his new legal-size sketch pad. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3476 |
I am not falling for your tall stories. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3477 |
I'm very self-conscious that you told the waiter it's my birthday. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3478 |
Actually, right now, dinner is like the furthest thing from my mind. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3479 |
When we first meet all those years ago I never expected it would develop like this ,but we do see eye to eye on so many things |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3480 |
Trust me, finest great neck restaurant in Great Neck. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3481 |
Sauruses are going to die out? So what? We'll be dead by then. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3482 |
And then she came in, dressed in a turtle neck. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3483 |
Do you think we should have gotten a high-top table? |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3484 |
I still can’t see a waiter! |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3485 |
If they use a gas top stove we’re leaving. |
1.1429 |
0.05925 |
63 |
57 |
3 |
3 |
3486 |
I told you to wear a bow tie. That tie makes your neck look too long! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
3487 |
And here I thought I was the only one who felt that way. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3488 |
Thank Heaven for MASSIVE Dino Fart Day my darling! |
1.1429 |
0.05363 |
56 |
49 |
6 |
1 |
3489 |
Sure plastic straws solve an obvious problem but they will lead to our extinction. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3490 |
I'm sick of these fancy restaurants and their minuscule portions |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3491 |
Diplodicus. That's an honorary degree, of course. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
3492 |
I hope they don't give us those damn chopsticks again. |
1.1429 |
0.05493 |
70 |
63 |
4 |
3 |
3493 |
How did you find a place with forty-foot ceilings?" |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3494 |
My head says no, but my other, secondary brain is also leaning no. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3495 |
I knew we should've sat at the bar. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3496 |
It’s tasty though a little anachronistic |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3497 |
Can you call the waiter over? I can never get attention in fancy places like this. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3498 |
You say Apatosaurus, I say Brontosaurus
Let's call the whole thing off." |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
3499 |
I forgot my reading glasses |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3500 |
We should come here more often |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3501 |
Bob, I've decided I want to be a carnivore. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3502 |
I prefer Al fresco dining. |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3503 |
I’m sorry, but your expectations of me are too high |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3504 |
Do I have kale in my teeth? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3505 |
We’re really sticking our necks out on this. |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3506 |
Dinner is nice dear, but could I suggest making a public appearance and confirming our existence as an idea for next year's anniversary? |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3507 |
All I want is a mile high sandwich with a tall drink of water. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3508 |
I'm certain that we ate here millions of years ago. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3509 |
Such a nice place. But I can't decide which en-tree to get. |
1.1429 |
0.05937 |
56 |
50 |
4 |
2 |
3510 |
Why do they always sit us at the Children's table? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3511 |
If Musk doesn't get us to Mars--we're going to be extinct! |
1.1429 |
0.05857 |
70 |
64 |
2 |
4 |
3512 |
Imagine! We picked each other out of a crowd and just knew it was right! |
1.1429 |
0.05135 |
77 |
69 |
5 |
3 |
3513 |
Oh my gosh, Brock; I think they ran out of breadsticks. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3514 |
I Specifically asked for
a Table on the mezzannine |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3515 |
For a moment there, the confit de Archaeopteryx tempted me to stray from our vegetarian life style. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3516 |
Dining with the Dinosaurs |
1.1429 |
0.04718 |
56 |
48 |
8 |
0 |
3517 |
I like you Dave, but I wish you’d stop talking about meteors.” |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3518 |
The food critic at the Giraffe Gazette said the service here was head and shoulders above any other resturant in the city. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3519 |
Would you like to neck after dinner? |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3520 |
I told you to reserve a high top table |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3521 |
Wait. You're NOT a vegetarian? |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3522 |
You are paying for dinner |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3523 |
The fern is supposed to be good here. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3524 |
I really stuck my neck out to get this reservation |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3525 |
"You'd think they could have provided longer straws!" |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3526 |
It took me awhile to swallow my pride, but now I see your perspective. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3527 |
The next time that waiter looks at my cleavage I may have to bite his head off. |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3528 |
If we go back to the loch, that plesiosaur floozy better not surface. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3529 |
I totally understand — I just reconfirmed our main meal will be served from the mezzanine. |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3530 |
Ready for another trip to the salad bar? |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3531 |
Please tell me you didn't get tickets in the nosebleed section! |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3532 |
This restaurant is going to drive me to extinction |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3533 |
Necks time, let’s get takeout. |
1.1429 |
0.05476 |
63 |
56 |
5 |
2 |
3534 |
We can't go on meeting this way - unless we evolve arms. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3535 |
Are you brachi-uping with me? |
1.1429 |
0.04419 |
77 |
67 |
9 |
1 |
3536 |
No, you're right, they probably won't bring us crazy straws. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3537 |
If you wanted to neck later, you shouldn’t have had all that garlic. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3538 |
we should have gone to the Pangea grill, Arthur. |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3539 |
I feel underdressed |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3540 |
Well, when I was married I was Apatosaurus, but after the divorce I went back to my maiden name Brontosaurus |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3541 |
«-Are you already full?
-I don't know, the food hasn't reached my stomach yet.” |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
3542 |
It was a long week |
1.1429 |
0.04014 |
77 |
66 |
11 |
0 |
3543 |
Did the service feel rushed to you? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3544 |
Well I guess my attempt at a funny icebreaker went right over your head |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3545 |
Don't look down, honey, or you'll see the costs of living |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3546 |
Yeah, so my last bf was a close talker and I really couldn't bear it..." |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3547 |
you’re asking me about the weather? |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
3548 |
I have to tell you something, it’s a bit of a long story. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3549 |
I’m pretty sure the waiter forgot our salads. And by the looks of it outside, we’re not eating before this storm hits. |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3550 |
We should have brought our own neck towels |
1.1429 |
0.04987 |
63 |
55 |
7 |
1 |
3551 |
Between the two of us, who has the higher standards? |
1.1429 |
0.04678 |
70 |
61 |
8 |
1 |
3552 |
It's better we go extinct, eh? |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3553 |
I told you corn on the cob wasn't the way to go. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3554 |
I sure hope someone here knows the adapted Heimlich |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3555 |
They’ve reanimated Stalin, too. |
1.1429 |
0.04213 |
70 |
60 |
10 |
0 |
3556 |
I’m glad we came, the food smells so good up here |
1.1429 |
0.05102 |
70 |
62 |
6 |
2 |
3557 |
If I wore my pedometer as a necklace I would’ve hit my step goal before we finished appetizers. |
1.1429 |
0.04790 |
77 |
68 |
7 |
2 |
3558 |
I’m afraid you are blowing things out of proportion |
1.1429 |
0.04444 |
63 |
54 |
9 |
0 |
3559 |
These chairs are too tall |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
3560 |
No, you go first. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3561 |
We're going to require longer utensils. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3562 |
I've asked that they provide trenches for us to sit in so we don't have to bend down, but they say they're not Dino-friendly. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3563 |
Did you check the menu before reserving? |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3564 |
How romantic, a shooting star |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3565 |
I love when we neck. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3566 |
I heard the kitchen just got a tall order |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
3567 |
Just so you know, I'm not into necking on the first date. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3568 |
With my best friend? Oh, Gregory, I believe in your case it is your cruel heart that is the size of a walnut. |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
3569 |
With the size of these portions, we'll all be extinct soon. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3570 |
Don't be cheap. I want some meat! |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3571 |
I never drink anything that requires a straw |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3572 |
It's so nice to meet someone who sees eye to eye with me. |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3573 |
I hope this restaurant is vegetarian! |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3574 |
Is it just me or does this table have a slight wobble? |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3575 |
This was nice. Shall we back to my place and play footsie? |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3576 |
Can you ask the waiter for a few more napekins? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3577 |
Dining out |
1.1410 |
0.04366 |
78 |
68 |
9 |
1 |
3578 |
You extinct me |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3579 |
So they’re calling us ‘Titanosaurs.’ Do you think that’s a bad omen.? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3580 |
Finally, we are neck and neck! I |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3581 |
Are you sure these pearls don’t make my neck look long? |
1.1410 |
0.03966 |
78 |
67 |
11 |
0 |
3582 |
I thought YOU brought the long forks. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3583 |
Would you like some long-stem roses? |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3584 |
Do you smell gasoline... |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3585 |
I know we've always seen eye to eye, and you've always stuck your neck out for me, but... |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3586 |
I can't see what we're having, but it smells delicious! |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3587 |
I think the host was looking down on us. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3588 |
Oh god, I hope they can bring us longer chopsticks. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3589 |
By the time I get it to my mouth, it's already cold. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3590 |
I hope they have extra long utensils. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3591 |
We might be gettin' on in age but
Free Beer is always fresh |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3592 |
Dearest, remember that time we dined here when we
first moved into Green Jurassique Acres? |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3593 |
If we eat like this every day we won’t have to eat the tops of dead trees |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3594 |
How very civilized of us. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3595 |
I wish we could drink wine with a straw. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3596 |
What do you think about turtle necks? |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3597 |
Us getting together is LONG overdue. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3598 |
It’s not the food, it’s the company that counts |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3599 |
Life sure was easier when you were expressive. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3600 |
Italian food gives me reflux. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3601 |
I love the ambiance but I'm not sure about the cuisine. |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3602 |
You are asking me to pay the check and for divorce at the same time, seriously? |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3603 |
After this, wanna get high? |
1.1408 |
0.05033 |
71 |
63 |
6 |
2 |
3604 |
I think I'll start with a tall G& T. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3605 |
I am sorry Barry, but I'm leaving you for Rex." |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3606 |
No, I don't want anything else. I couldn't even reach my dinner, so why tempt me with a dessert? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3607 |
should we have asked for a high top. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3608 |
Why can you see things from my point of view? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3609 |
Sorry I’m late…my visit to the chiropractor took a loooong time. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3610 |
Was that you? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3611 |
No utensils for us but if we dare eating with our mouths they’ll say we are savages |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3612 |
You never stick out your neck for me. |
1.1408 |
0.04158 |
71 |
61 |
10 |
0 |
3613 |
We have waited too long up here to be attended |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3614 |
I think I’ll have the spaghetti |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3615 |
Once the kids go to college I'd like a divorce. |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3616 |
So you are vegan? |
1.1408 |
0.04616 |
71 |
62 |
8 |
1 |
3617 |
So, no commitments. This would just be to save the species? |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3618 |
Certainly not the fastest way to your heart. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3619 |
I'm still not sure if we eat with our necks vertical or horizontal. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3620 |
Thank you for a lovely anthropomoromantic evening." |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3621 |
So explain to me again how we can eat at a table? |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3622 |
That's insane! I have trouble eating peanuts, too! |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3623 |
Having our anniversary dinner lakeside at Loch Ness is so romantic |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3624 |
Such small portions and no meat |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3625 |
I really wish you'd remembered to ask for a high top table. |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3626 |
I can go out and eat like this forever. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3627 |
I’m not being a Wilma. I just want to speak to the manager. |
1.1406 |
0.05395 |
64 |
57 |
5 |
2 |
3628 |
I've heard this place caters to a more elevated palate. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3629 |
It's not the tapas...I've missed my period. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3630 |
Oh Rex, how I've longed to try Raptors gastro pub! |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3631 |
Did you see the way she looked up at me? |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3632 |
and they think christ hid our bones to test people’s faith |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3633 |
have i told you yet that i’m vegan? |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3634 |
Well I certainly hope that they do have the worlds tallest pancake stack otherwise this will have been a complete waste of time Gerald! |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3635 |
should we ask for a booster table? |
1.1406 |
0.04380 |
64 |
55 |
9 |
0 |
3636 |
Now this is what I call a fine dino-ing experience. |
1.1406 |
0.05836 |
64 |
58 |
3 |
3 |
3637 |
I miss when our salads were served on trees |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3638 |
You couldn’t get a high top table? |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3639 |
Sei bronto per ordinare? |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3640 |
I can’t believe you paid extra for the view. |
1.1406 |
0.04914 |
64 |
56 |
7 |
1 |
3641 |
The food here is just okay, but the headroom is amazing. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
3642 |
I think their portions are meant for the petite customer. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
3643 |
It's nice to meet someone with the same highbrow ideas. |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
3644 |
Tastes good. But by the time it's in my stomach, I forget what it was. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
3645 |
Hey! Wanna neck after dinner? |
1.1404 |
0.04642 |
57 |
49 |
8 |
0 |
3646 |
I don't see Heimlich instructions anywhere. |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
3647 |
Next time you make reservations can you request a high-top table? |
1.1404 |
0.05274 |
57 |
50 |
6 |
1 |
3648 |
So do you suppose climate change causes the Pinocchio effect to morph to the neck? |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3649 |
How does what taste? I'm just digesting breakfast." |
1.1395 |
0.03758 |
86 |
74 |
12 |
0 |
3650 |
Haven’t learned have they! |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3651 |
The service here isn't what it used to be a million years ago. |
1.1395 |
0.04427 |
86 |
76 |
8 |
2 |
3652 |
So is this how you hold your head high? |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
3653 |
I’m tired of being spoken down to. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3654 |
I’ve never been too high to eat before. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3655 |
I think we should see other sauropods. |
1.1392 |
0.04675 |
79 |
70 |
7 |
2 |
3656 |
Nice place but the vegan options are limited. |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3657 |
Our waiter looks yummy |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3658 |
Laura finds it distasteful and an affront. "I can't believe they put brontosaurus on the menu!" |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3659 |
I think it’s time for me to spread my wings. |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3660 |
For one thing Mr Smarty Pants, my diet hasn`t kicked in yet!! |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3661 |
I'm starving, do you think we will die of hunger before we're served? |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
3662 |
Let me get down to the point “I won’t leave the earth”! |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3663 |
Enough tall talk, how are you really? |
1.1392 |
0.03920 |
79 |
68 |
11 |
0 |
3664 |
The portion sizes are quite small here |
1.1392 |
0.04314 |
79 |
69 |
9 |
1 |
3665 |
The consulting firm said extinction for all the sales team? |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3666 |
Why are you never on time? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3667 |
Do you think these chairs are big enough? |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3668 |
You know I wanted to see the meteorite show! |
1.1389 |
0.05346 |
72 |
65 |
4 |
3 |
3669 |
I know people think we are vegetarians but I am strangely addicted to the all-you-can-eat little neck clam special here. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3670 |
I’m not happy they’re serving walnuts. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3671 |
We usually see eye to eye but that’s a bit of a stretch. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3672 |
They have the skimpiest napkins! |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3673 |
You're just dating yourself with this level of conversation. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3674 |
It’s only an excuse… |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3675 |
Oh, it’s been a truly lovely evening. It’s just that I think now that front row seats for the theater might have been a bit much. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3676 |
Did you order the whole roasted giraffe or did I? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3677 |
Did you hear about Pangaea's breakup? |
1.1389 |
0.05346 |
72 |
65 |
4 |
3 |
3678 |
Go ahead, get a straw for your wine glass. I won't judge. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3679 |
Lovely presentation… but now what! |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3680 |
You've planned a helicopter ride after dinner? |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3681 |
I need my pussy ate |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3682 |
Here comes the waiter with our trees. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3683 |
If you would please get the waiter’s attention, I could use a longer fork. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3684 |
Why don't we share a bucket of little neck clams? |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3685 |
Is this another one of your tall tales? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3686 |
This place has really high ceilings. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3687 |
Doesnt it burn your biscuits to always be the last one to finish your meal? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3688 |
Must one always have to ask for the Vegetarian menu? |
1.1389 |
0.05346 |
72 |
65 |
4 |
3 |
3689 |
This restaurant is famous for its garden variety. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3690 |
I see that we’ve both stuck our necks out in this relationship. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3691 |
I wish they would stop booking our reservations as “the pencil necks.” |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3692 |
This was supposed to be a vegetarian restaurant. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3693 |
I'm having the bagels and lochs |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3694 |
Feels like we've been waiting an ice age for those entrees. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3695 |
Let me guess: Great views but small portions. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3696 |
No, dear, I think Denver’s team is the Broncos, not the Brontos.”
Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3697 |
Remember when there weren't any vegans and we had this place all to ourselves? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3698 |
I was thinking about gettting the lobster, but I'm afraid the bib would be woefully inadequate. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3699 |
Eating meat is somewhat contra-paleontological for us, isn't it? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3700 |
Think we could move to a high top table? |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3701 |
You did order extra-large flutes? |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3702 |
Maybe after dinner, we could take a romantic stroll by the tar pits. |
1.1389 |
0.04967 |
72 |
64 |
6 |
2 |
3703 |
They say the ambiance here is too stuffy, yeah I don’t see it. |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3704 |
what tie?…oh right |
1.1389 |
0.04104 |
72 |
62 |
10 |
0 |
3705 |
I wish the spoons were longer. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3706 |
You know what they say about guys with long necks… |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3707 |
I thought I was the only one. |
1.1389 |
0.04556 |
72 |
63 |
8 |
1 |
3708 |
it'a been ages since we were here the last time |
1.1389 |
0.05346 |
72 |
65 |
4 |
3 |
3709 |
Rule #1: Never lift your menu off the table. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3710 |
At least the waiter can't hear us talking about him. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3711 |
It's good to be part of the none percent. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3712 |
Sorry, I'm not ready to stick my neck out on the dating circuit. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3713 |
I'm on high ground now1 |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3714 |
If our necks don't shrink we'll be extinct before you know it... |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3715 |
Don’t you think portions looked much bigger on their website? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3716 |
I thought we asked for chopsticks |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3717 |
You did tell them that we're vegetarians? |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3718 |
Be honest. Do you really think we have a future together? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3719 |
For a herbivore, you really know how to pack away the carpaccio. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3720 |
Stick to the vegetarian menu |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3721 |
Oh yeah, your arms are too short to feed you too. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
3722 |
Do you think anyone will notice? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3723 |
There is nothing funny about this! |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3724 |
I hope "Ageism is a thing of the past" |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3725 |
The meal looks lovely, Harold, but how will we get the food to our mouths? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3726 |
Did you let them know ahead of time that we're vegetarians? |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3727 |
I feel like I want unagi, yet I fear I AM unagi.” |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3728 |
Humphrey, in all these years of marriage together we've always kept our heads above the clouds... |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3729 |
Can you try to elevate the conversation a little? |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3730 |
If I stick my neck out I've got a lot to lose. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3731 |
Ask the waiter to pack up the bones |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3732 |
I just can't date a guy shorter than me. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3733 |
It’s been a long time. |
1.1385 |
0.05315 |
65 |
58 |
5 |
2 |
3734 |
We’re going to need a taller menu. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3735 |
I was expecting haute cuisine. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3736 |
I think we're going to leave hungry. |
1.1385 |
0.04842 |
65 |
57 |
7 |
1 |
3737 |
I’m worried about Steven. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3738 |
Well, it's your turn to reach for the food now |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3739 |
Is it me, or do the portions keep getting smaller here? |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3740 |
Call me a science-denier, but I just don’t believe in climate change or asteroids. |
1.1385 |
0.04317 |
65 |
56 |
9 |
0 |
3741 |
I really think we should have requested one of the high tops. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
3742 |
Should I have worn my high heels? |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
3743 |
How about Milk Shakes? |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3744 |
Well, my idea of a romantic date is to go out necking. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
3745 |
I worry about sticking my neck out on a first date. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3746 |
Now I remember why we don’t go out anymore. |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
3747 |
Although delightful, I suspect it will take years before small plate vegetarian becomes trendy. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3748 |
This dinner has been so wonderful; I feel 100 million years old again. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3749 |
The brain in my butt tells me this is very romantic. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
3750 |
No, we can't do that spaghetti thing you saw in the movies. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3751 |
First they deny we ever existed, now they call us vegans. |
1.1379 |
0.05188 |
58 |
51 |
6 |
1 |
3752 |
What took you so long? |
1.1379 |
0.05741 |
58 |
52 |
4 |
2 |
3753 |
I think we need to scan the QR code to order more drinks |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
3754 |
I hope they bring us really long silverware. |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3755 |
I don't know, Harold--do you think we're becoming too specialized? |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3756 |
Very romantic idea, my sweet; but how do we get the sake cups up here? |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3757 |
Since when do you eat meat..... |
1.1375 |
0.04263 |
80 |
70 |
9 |
1 |
3758 |
It’s a lovely restaurant, albeit somewhat impractical. |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
3759 |
That broccoli-saurus bit from the waiter was in poor taste. I just wanted to know if the soup was paleo |
1.1375 |
0.03875 |
80 |
69 |
11 |
0 |
3760 |
Asteroids, schemorrhoids. Fake News. |
1.1373 |
0.04867 |
51 |
44 |
7 |
0 |
3761 |
I can't remember the last time we were all able to get together around a table like this. |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3762 |
BREEEEEEOWWKAAARRRRGH! KRAAAAAAAUGH! KRARG KRARG KRARG! |
1.1370 |
0.05276 |
73 |
66 |
4 |
3 |
3763 |
I guess so long as we dress for success, we're welcome anywhere. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3764 |
Why do they always put us at the small table every time? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3765 |
Dear do you ever feel that out ideas, our perceptions, our insights may be divorced from reality? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3766 |
Face to face communication. You are unusual for a Brontosauras. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3767 |
This Cretaceous cuisine always gives me gas. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3768 |
let's get another tall order |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3769 |
No, You're a Dinosaur !! |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3770 |
I will have vegan |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3771 |
Is it ok to lick the plate? |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3772 |
Cunt,really? |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3773 |
How's your acid reflux Harry? |
1.1370 |
0.04052 |
73 |
63 |
10 |
0 |
3774 |
I'm just afraid we'll lose cover using those forks. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3775 |
Got room for dessert? |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3776 |
Based on your photos , I was expecting someone a little older. |
1.1370 |
0.04902 |
73 |
65 |
6 |
2 |
3777 |
I asked for my martini, up.. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3778 |
You’re just not my type. |
1.1370 |
0.04497 |
73 |
64 |
8 |
1 |
3779 |
Golly, Gary, I really hope they remember we're deeply committed vegetarians. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3780 |
I'm just glad we both agree on the placement of your necktie. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3781 |
I stretched my neck out to look lovely for you this evening! |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3782 |
Fancy meeting you here! |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3783 |
I feel like we're not on the same page. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3784 |
I know that T-Rex Grill got rave reviews, but I don't like the way the staff are staring at us... |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
3785 |
Another one of your bright ideas…now what? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3786 |
And you’re POSITIVE this place is vegan? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3787 |
We probably should have sat at the high-top. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3788 |
You look younger online. |
1.1364 |
0.05666 |
66 |
60 |
3 |
3 |
3789 |
Next time we ask for a tree top table. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3790 |
'I worry the neighbours look down on us, Gilbert' |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3791 |
I’ve lost 2000lbs since I started my paleo diet |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3792 |
A straw would be nice. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3793 |
I hope it doesn't bother you that I've gone carnivore. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3794 |
I told you we should go to a stand-in cafe. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3795 |
How about a highball, to start? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3796 |
Having no hands is the least of our problems. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3797 |
I know we’re vegan, but someday I think I’d like to try a bite of something tastier. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3798 |
Did you remember to unplug the iron? |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3799 |
We need to tuck our napkins in our collars this time! |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3800 |
Wanna neck afterwards? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3801 |
I told you we should've made reservations for a place that used chopsticks! |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3802 |
I just feel like a salad. |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3803 |
Couldn't you find a high collar shirt? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3804 |
Let's see, how did we do this before? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3805 |
I hope they have something gluten free |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3806 |
I can't feed myself like this. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3807 |
I’ve had it with the paleo diet. Let's order ice cream sundaes for dessert. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3808 |
Great thinking. Now tell me again how, exactly are we supposed to eat this stuff? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3809 |
No thank you on the Meteor rider on my life insurance policy. It is ridiculous to buy coverage for something that will never happen! |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3810 |
Do you ever worry that we're getting soft and losing our predatory instincts? |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3811 |
I’m sorry Stretch, I need a man I can look up to. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3812 |
I have to be honest. I’m usually accused of looking down on someone. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3813 |
Being vegetarian at fancy restaurants always makes me feel sooo uncomfortable" |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3814 |
honey, please don’t order the meteor flambé |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3815 |
And so then I had to spend the next 45 minutes explaining to the fact checker how jokes work... |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3816 |
Can you see the number on the check? I left my glasses at home. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3817 |
Ketchup on horsetails? Are you some kind of a hobo? |
1.1364 |
0.05239 |
66 |
59 |
5 |
2 |
3818 |
After this underwhelming starter, let’s just hope the main course will be a big bang. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3819 |
..So then I said ‘who are YOU calling a brontaBORus?!’ |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
3820 |
I thought this place was vegetarian? Now it’s ‘meatier this, meatier that’. |
1.1364 |
0.05666 |
66 |
60 |
3 |
3 |
3821 |
For the last time, Gerold, I did try it on and the scarf doesn’t fit. |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3822 |
I love this place for their extra long spaghetti. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3823 |
Did we really had to dress up to see this meteor shower? |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3824 |
Sorry but I just think we’ve grown apart, including your increasingly questionable taste in sauropodcasts. |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3825 |
I’m glad we are seeing eye to eye |
1.1364 |
0.04257 |
66 |
57 |
9 |
0 |
3826 |
Walter, please do not ruin tonight by pestering the waiter about how ‘vegan’ the food is… |
1.1364 |
0.04773 |
66 |
58 |
7 |
1 |
3827 |
It’s good to finally meet face to face. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3828 |
What do you suppose they meant by “aged meat”? |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3829 |
No matter what you might have heard, I don't neck on a first date. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3830 |
Do you need a cough drop? |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3831 |
So tell me, why is it that every year we have to go to Loch Ness for our vacation just because 'It's always been a family tradition?' |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3832 |
Hey baby, nice neck. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3833 |
That’s ok. I wasn’t really that hungry anyway. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3834 |
No one yet noticed we are not human yet! We played the game well so far, dressed up, sitting in a nice restaurant, but hands! we never thought about that |
1.1358 |
0.04892 |
81 |
73 |
5 |
3 |
3835 |
Yes, wearing a suit is uncomfortable, but remember what happened to the ones not adapting to a changing environment. |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3836 |
Hickeys are a deal breaker of course, but I can neck long and hard if we pick up some CBD.” |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3837 |
Well, this has been a long date |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3838 |
I think I got a fish bone stuck in my throat |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3839 |
No one likes me digging up the community but, hello, I’m a paleontologist, it’s literally my job. |
1.1358 |
0.03830 |
81 |
70 |
11 |
0 |
3840 |
WE ARE TWO DINOSAURS DRESSED AS HUMANS ON A DATE |
1.1358 |
0.04565 |
81 |
72 |
7 |
2 |
3841 |
If a meteorite falls, can we protect ourselves under the table? |
1.1358 |
0.04214 |
81 |
71 |
9 |
1 |
3842 |
Looking forward to the necking part of tonight Sweetheart! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3843 |
Any ideas about getting the food to our mouths? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3844 |
Why do you think the dessert menu was just a mirror? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3845 |
Liz, my neck has been hurting too much from the incessant TikTok scrolling. I’ve decided to make a change. I’m shortening my neck. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3846 |
Let's keep this discussion high level |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3847 |
I feel like we're not seeing eye-to-eye like we used to |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3848 |
I told you before, you’re just not tall enough. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3849 |
I really enjoy our high-minded conversations. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3850 |
What do we have to do to get some service around here? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3851 |
On Match you said you were taller. |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3852 |
I can’t find a turtleneck that fits |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3853 |
Does this dress make my neck look fat? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3854 |
Why do you always forget that we're herbivores when you make these reservations? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3855 |
"How do we know it's really vegan?" |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3856 |
Maybe the waiter can bring us some really long, thick straws. |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3857 |
I took you to a fancy restaurant, Stephanie. Can you at least promise some necking after dessert? |
1.1356 |
0.04495 |
59 |
51 |
8 |
0 |
3858 |
Heads above the rest! |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3859 |
We’re going to need a longer fork |
1.1356 |
0.05648 |
59 |
53 |
4 |
2 |
3860 |
How come every time we go out to eat the food is cold by the time it gets to our mouth? |
1.1356 |
0.05104 |
59 |
52 |
6 |
1 |
3861 |
Why do they always give us the table by the kitchen? |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3862 |
My heart says “Yes”, but my tiny rump brain says “No”. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3863 |
Forget it. I’m not sticking my neck out for you. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3864 |
The canope menu here is superb. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3865 |
The little neck clams are to die for. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3866 |
If you have just ferns, don’t call it a Salad Bar. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3867 |
You're always looking at the girl at the other table. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3868 |
That meat ball doesn't want to go down. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3869 |
That meteor is your opinion. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3870 |
Ask me again after I’ve had more time to digest. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3871 |
It's so nice for once to be able to say something and know it won't go over my date's head. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3872 |
Tucker Carliosaurus said asteroids are just an invention of the crazy left. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3873 |
I never seem to feel full after a delicious meal. |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3874 |
My last date couldn’t even pass me the salt and pepper. |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3875 |
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if that asteroid hadn’t missed us? |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3876 |
At least the waiter can’t collect dirt on us. |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3877 |
These chairs are so uncomfortable, don't you think? |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
65 |
8 |
1 |
3878 |
Get a-long |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3879 |
Close yet so far |
1.1351 |
0.04001 |
74 |
64 |
10 |
0 |
3880 |
We should have sat at the bar rcaption |
1.1351 |
0.04839 |
74 |
66 |
6 |
2 |
3881 |
What kind of mushrooms 🍄 were in that soup? |
1.1351 |
0.04440 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
3882 |
Is this our last supper? |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
3883 |
Can you believe that people actually pay for this view?! |
1.1346 |
0.05512 |
52 |
46 |
5 |
1 |
3884 |
Now that humans are extinct, don't you think we should redo the furniture. |
1.1346 |
0.04779 |
52 |
45 |
7 |
0 |
3885 |
Swallowing is easy if I can get it in my mouth. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3886 |
I forgive you for not being straightforward on your profile. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3887 |
Don't look now, but that awful stegosaurus couple just sat down three tables over.... |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3888 |
So you back into the kitchen and I'll back into the parking lot
once the entre comes... |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3889 |
I should have ordered the steak. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3890 |
This is lovely. But I thought the menu featured vertical food. |
1.1343 |
0.05585 |
67 |
61 |
3 |
3 |
3891 |
The ceiling lights are so romantic. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3892 |
Lovely gesture, sweetie, but our anniversary is early Jurassic. |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
3893 |
I could go for dessert. Oh – waaait... nah, I'm full. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3894 |
The waiter promised me a straw 45 minutes ago. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3895 |
See if you can get the waiter's attention |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3896 |
I’m going to have the ice cream for dessert, it will soothe my sore throat. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3897 |
It's not often I see eye to eye with someone on a first date. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3898 |
Dont look now but people are staring at us. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3899 |
Can you see what time it is? |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3900 |
Let’s not talk about the apocalypse anymore. I think it’s huey. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3901 |
I’d call for the waiter, but I don’t want to stick my neck out |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3902 |
I thought we only ate plants. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3903 |
Come on, order dessert. They say there’s an asteroid coming. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3904 |
I’m thinking about getting a neck lift. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3905 |
Darling, those pearls do not make your neck look long in the slightest. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3906 |
It was neck-and-neck to get this reservation. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3907 |
I feel bad about our necks. |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3908 |
Richard… have you ever seen Deep Throat? |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
3909 |
I told you patio seating would be nicer... |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3910 |
MEAT! MEAT! MEEEAAAT! |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3911 |
I prefer a long term relationship! |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3912 |
I told my husband I was going to a palaeontology conference |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3913 |
They didn’t give us utensils |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3914 |
It was her tone of voice when she called me a long-neck that really bothered me |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3915 |
I still don’t understand why you always choose arms, Harold. Next time can we please go necks? |
1.1343 |
0.04197 |
67 |
58 |
9 |
0 |
3916 |
This is so refreshing, my ex was a Triceratops and we did not always see eye to eye |
1.1343 |
0.05164 |
67 |
60 |
5 |
2 |
3917 |
You’d think the table would be higher for an “elevated dining experience” |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3918 |
All I need is you, John, this is too much. We could be eating trees outside. |
1.1343 |
0.04705 |
67 |
59 |
7 |
1 |
3919 |
Did you also swallow the straw? |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
3920 |
Should we have asked for straws? |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
3921 |
Stop looking at my cleavage, my eyes are up here! |
1.1341 |
0.04835 |
82 |
74 |
5 |
3 |
3922 |
Did you notice the waiter gave us that high and mighty look. |
1.1341 |
0.03787 |
82 |
71 |
11 |
0 |
3923 |
You know how hard it was to find a vegetarian place |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
3924 |
Give me one good reason I should ask for a straw.” |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3925 |
Inflation? Every dollar I spend still goes a long way. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3926 |
I hope they serve the T.Rexes sitting across the room. They're looking rather peckish. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
3927 |
Did I hear your stomach grumble? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3928 |
Aren't we a little too old for this? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3929 |
we have to stop meeting like this . People are beginning to talk! |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3930 |
I still can't see. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
3931 |
The salad does look delicious, but I can't reach it. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
3932 |
Oh, get with it, Myron! When were you born? The Jurassic Period? |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
3933 |
It's nice to meet someone I can see eye to eye with. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3934 |
This restaurant is so last year it’s positively Mesozoic. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
3935 |
I have a lot of trouble finding turtlenecks that fit |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3936 |
That waiter has some neck |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3937 |
I went to the doctor. She says my problem is esophageal elongation. Do you have that, too? |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
3938 |
Decanting definiely unnecessary, hint of tobacco on the nose but then it slowly opens up to a delicious chocolate finish... |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3939 |
Who’d have thought dinner was going to be a neck breaking suicide mission! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
3940 |
No Dino Nugs For Us |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
3941 |
We should've ordered the Seafood Tower. |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
3942 |
I'd like one too, but I'm afraid straws are a thing of the past. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3943 |
There's no way out than the dinosaur way. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3944 |
Don't you call me a dickhead, you, you, you dickhead! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3945 |
I'm vegan too! |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3946 |
Humans don’t always go down easy. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3947 |
Who are you calling a dinosaur? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3948 |
If we start necking, do you think anyone will notice? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
3949 |
So. Marie tells me you’re vegan? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3950 |
I hope they remember to bring us straws this time! |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3951 |
Wasn't the atmosphere thicker the last time we were here? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3952 |
Brian, I'm having an existential crisis. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
3953 |
I wish our tails weren't so conspicuous |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3954 |
I’ve been trying to get us in here since the Jurassic period. |
1.1333 |
0.04384 |
75 |
66 |
8 |
1 |
3955 |
I can see you texting under the table. Who’s Lisa? |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3956 |
You don’t have to be a goose to have a long neck |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3957 |
The weather up here is so much nicer with you in it. |
1.1333 |
0.04777 |
75 |
67 |
6 |
2 |
3958 |
I’m glad I don’t have to look over you like I did to my ex. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3959 |
Well, our arms are definitely too short... |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3960 |
What do you mean they only have meat? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3961 |
Why do you keep trying to talk over me? |
1.1333 |
0.05557 |
60 |
54 |
4 |
2 |
3962 |
No… I think a doggie bag would be stretch. |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3963 |
Why is everyone looking at us like we’re high? |
1.1333 |
0.03952 |
75 |
65 |
10 |
0 |
3964 |
I don’t think this relationship is going to work out, we don’t see eye-to-eye on anything. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3965 |
What I love most about this bistro are the vaulted ceilings! |
1.1333 |
0.04426 |
60 |
52 |
8 |
0 |
3966 |
I never know which fork to use, so I just use my mouth. |
1.1333 |
0.05023 |
60 |
53 |
6 |
1 |
3967 |
i'm sorry. I just prefer taller men. |
1.1333 |
0.05480 |
75 |
69 |
2 |
4 |
3968 |
I believe my laryngitis has ceased! |
1.1325 |
0.03744 |
83 |
72 |
11 |
0 |
3969 |
The Yelp review didn't mention forks. |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3970 |
So, you've been elected Speaker of the House. Now what? |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
3971 |
What’s Venmo? |
1.1325 |
0.04779 |
83 |
75 |
5 |
3 |
3972 |
I get the extinct impression that people are staring at us. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3973 |
Why such a long face? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3974 |
I hear you. I find the term "neck and neck" offensive as well. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3975 |
Long handled forks are an extra charge. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3976 |
Formalities aside, I’m glad we still see eye to eye on having dinner together. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3977 |
How is it again that we are supposed to get the food to our mouths |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3978 |
Don't dawdle. I hear there's an asteroid shower tonight. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3979 |
Honey I don't think it's a good time to bring a little one in to the world |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3980 |
I find that our mouths being far from the meal is as effective as intermittent fasting for weight loss. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3981 |
‘ Next time let’s eat where they offer straws’ |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3982 |
If you can’t stick your neck out and call us a waiter, what good are you? |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3983 |
I will but I stick my neck out for nobody. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3984 |
I think I have something caught in my throat. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3985 |
I like the atmosphere. But the portions are so small. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3986 |
I’m worried you’ll just disappear one day. |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
3987 |
Let's sue this place for neck discrimination. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3988 |
Is it me,or are the portions getting smaller? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3989 |
I had a feeling you were a Vegan. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3990 |
When do you think we'll be ready to take the next step and become a Brontosaur-us? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3991 |
Stop sticking your neck in my business! |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3992 |
A twenty percent tip is the new normal Dave." |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
3993 |
The waiter looked confused when I asked for a straw! |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
3994 |
Seems like eons since I've seen our waiter. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3995 |
Next time,we should reserve a high top. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3996 |
You’ve attracted me with your dinosau-rizz. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3997 |
I don’t usually neck on the first date.” |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
3998 |
With those portion sizes I really don’t think it was worth the month long wait for the reservation |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
3999 |
I bet I can swallow faster than you can. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4000 |
After dinner, let's go back to your place and neck. |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4001 |
Did you even ask if a high top table was available? |
1.1324 |
0.04640 |
68 |
60 |
7 |
1 |
4002 |
I’m gonna be honest Bernice, I think we misunderstood the reviews saying this place was for “high society types. |
1.1324 |
0.04140 |
68 |
59 |
9 |
0 |
4003 |
Is that a fly in your soup or are you just happy to see me? |
1.1324 |
0.05091 |
68 |
61 |
5 |
2 |
4004 |
The high tops really aren't that much better. |
1.1321 |
0.04695 |
53 |
46 |
7 |
0 |
4005 |
Try to remember that the waiter is not on the menu. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
4006 |
What do mean you think you'll try the meat? |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
4007 |
I hear they have great broccoli |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
4008 |
I told you the bouquet wasn’t the main course, Charles. |
1.1321 |
0.05413 |
53 |
47 |
5 |
1 |
4009 |
How about a double order of Little Neck clams? |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4010 |
Today, their flower offering tastes a bit bland.
Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texas |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4011 |
I knew we should have ordered the extra-long spaghetti. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4012 |
I don't know how you do it. That tie around my neck would drive me crazy. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4013 |
I'm on a paleo diet. |
1.1316 |
0.05076 |
76 |
69 |
4 |
3 |
4014 |
No necking on the dance floor. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4015 |
I don't think we're built for fine dining. |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4016 |
I heard there's a meteor rain tonight, so I booked us front-row seats. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4017 |
I said it was a "Top" restaurant, not a "Tree Top" restaurant. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4018 |
I think we should ask for a booth |
1.1316 |
0.04717 |
76 |
68 |
6 |
2 |
4019 |
It’s great this place is still open. |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4020 |
Did you remember to bring the metal straws? |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4021 |
isn't that us?..... how much have we changed??.. |
1.1316 |
0.03903 |
76 |
66 |
10 |
0 |
4022 |
Can we ask him to use a megaphone when he comes to explain the specials? |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4023 |
hope this place has long straws |
1.1316 |
0.04329 |
76 |
67 |
8 |
1 |
4024 |
I hope they don't overcook the tree tope this time |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4025 |
She was talking about us in the restroom stall and said ‘every garbage can has a lid,’ the little b#%*. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4026 |
I told you we should have sat at one of the high tops! |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4027 |
We won't come here again; everyone's staring at us. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4028 |
It's inspiring and annoying in equal measures, how much people look up at us. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4029 |
We have had six courses of the seven course meal. But why am I still hungry? |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
4030 |
What do you mean, we're splitting the check? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4031 |
Do you ever wonder where we'd be if we hadn't met at the rave in 1999? |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4032 |
Harold I’m getting choked up. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4033 |
I'm glad our relationship has progressed beyond necking. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4034 |
When your neck's longer than the wine list, you've truly reached the height of fine dining. |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
4035 |
Soon we won't be able to eat here... |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4036 |
Long-neck dinners: the original social distancing. |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4037 |
How do you feel about a Yucatan vacation? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4038 |
Yes, this is perfect, but I feel it won't last |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4039 |
You’re the only tall drink of water that I need. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4040 |
Fred, let’s keep the meeting formal. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4041 |
and to think, I thought giraffes would be more your thing |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4042 |
who are all these strange creatures? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4043 |
Seems like a stretch to me |
1.1311 |
0.05470 |
61 |
55 |
4 |
2 |
4044 |
Is it ok if I don’t use my hands to eat? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4045 |
I just don't move in herds |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4046 |
It was never going to work out between us, you are from the Upper East Side, I am from the Upper Jurassic. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4047 |
Oh my gosh, I love your necklace |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4048 |
I feel we have a lot in common |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4049 |
No, you ask for a bigger straw. |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4050 |
I feel like we aren’t seeing eye to eye anymore… |
1.1311 |
0.04358 |
61 |
53 |
8 |
0 |
4051 |
Do-you-think-my-husband-saw-us? |
1.1311 |
0.04945 |
61 |
54 |
6 |
1 |
4052 |
I hope fine dining never becomes an extinct experience. |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4053 |
Sam and Eloise thought they were above it all, but they loved French food and linen tablecloths. |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
4054 |
people are staring I told you not to wear that tie |
1.1310 |
0.04724 |
84 |
76 |
5 |
3 |
4055 |
„Are you seriously looking at your phone right now?“ |
1.1310 |
0.05019 |
84 |
77 |
3 |
4 |
4056 |
My eyes are WAY up here. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4057 |
Just once, I’d like to try the escargot. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4058 |
Darling, the boorish mammal at the table behind you is making rude comments about long anatomy. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4059 |
Why Yes. I do feel a draft. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4060 |
Eating disorders, am I right? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4061 |
They said this was a high cuisine restaurant! |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4062 |
Apparently according to the waiter they don't serve dinosaurs. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4063 |
Honestly, I'd rather just graze the salad bar. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4064 |
Is it time to talk about extinction? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4065 |
Dear,I know I wanted to try something new and daring for our anniversary,but how do they expect us to eat? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4066 |
There’s a mocking plaque there, Herbert. It says, “If you aim for the stars you may reach the top of the trees.” |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4067 |
Leafy green salads. How did you get yours? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4068 |
It’s really nice, I’m just not sure I can eat it. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4069 |
Why did they seem surprised to see us? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4070 |
What a relief...MATCH.COM is finally using AI. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4071 |
And by the time it reaches my stomach, I’ve forgotten what I ate. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4072 |
I told you, this is ladies' night. |
1.1304 |
0.05020 |
69 |
62 |
5 |
2 |
4073 |
I have trouble swallowing the oysters here. |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4074 |
Did you call ahead to ensure they had long forks and straws? |
1.1304 |
0.04576 |
69 |
61 |
7 |
1 |
4075 |
Great idea, but how do we get it into our mouths without embarrassing ourselves? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4076 |
I'm more worried about the impending comet than I am about the wine selection. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4077 |
We can’t leave now Saul, we just sat down… |
1.1304 |
0.05428 |
69 |
63 |
3 |
3 |
4078 |
It’s lonely at the top. |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4079 |
Do you ever wonder what the air down there is like? |
1.1304 |
0.04084 |
69 |
60 |
9 |
0 |
4080 |
When the swallows come back to Capistrano. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4081 |
Are you sure the food here is within our reach? |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
4082 |
This search for upward mobility can make me feel past it, you know? |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4083 |
I too will have the vegetarian plate. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4084 |
This is a lovely dinner Simon, but I still won't sign that prenup. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4085 |
Oh, Bob, it’s so nice to finally enjoy our long awaited vacation to the Yucatán. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4086 |
The vegan selections are disappointing |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4087 |
High tea hits the spot. |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4088 |
Try the sushi. They serve it with those extra-long chopsticks. |
1.1299 |
0.04659 |
77 |
69 |
6 |
2 |
4089 |
Is it too soon for necking? |
1.1299 |
0.03856 |
77 |
67 |
10 |
0 |
4090 |
Keep calm and don't look now, but I think I see T. Rex three tables behind you on your left. |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4091 |
Berta, can you Please order before we become extinct? |
1.1299 |
0.04276 |
77 |
68 |
8 |
1 |
4092 |
No cutlery? It's Ethiopian cuisine, that's why. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
4093 |
I have a land-line too, sigh. |
1.1296 |
0.05318 |
54 |
48 |
5 |
1 |
4094 |
We need to learn how to talk to each other. |
1.1296 |
0.04614 |
54 |
47 |
7 |
0 |
4095 |
Too many brontasauri in town and the high tables were over subscribed. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
4096 |
You know,Rex, that meteor kind of brought us together. |
1.1294 |
0.03662 |
85 |
74 |
11 |
0 |
4097 |
Where's the swamp? |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
4098 |
I don't think the Heimlich is going to work for you. |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
4099 |
I don’t want to keep any secrets from you: I didn’t want anyone to know when I designed the piece, so I called it a turtle neck” |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
4100 |
Your turn to grab an endive. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4101 |
My boss says I stick my neck out too much. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4102 |
The really need to give us longer chopsticks! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4103 |
I think we need a more convenient dining room. Don’t you, Honey? |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
4104 |
All dressed up and no way to eat. This doesn't bode well. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4105 |
This pearl necklace you bought me makes it appear that my neck is extremely long. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4106 |
Bigger salads would help. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4107 |
Look, I'm sorry they're out of the vegan entrée. Is frittata out of the question? |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4108 |
The heat lamps would have been a good investment when we redid the ceilings. I wish you had listened. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4109 |
So, how long are the forks at this place? |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4110 |
My boss abuses his own tyranny. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4111 |
All the trees were already taken. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4112 |
Can you toss me a cannoli? |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4113 |
The servings are so small I can hardly see the food |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4114 |
Enough of this conversation, let's go somewhere and neck! |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4115 |
Things would have been a lot different if the asteroid hadn't missed. |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4116 |
My therapist says we mate with a partner who matches our current level of emotional growth. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4117 |
Deep throat after dinner? |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4118 |
From where I sit,this marriage is doomed anyway. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4119 |
It’s been an epoch since you took me somewhere nice. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4120 |
How was your day?” “Long |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4121 |
Oh no, DON’T look… that giraffe is here and he’s coming over to say hi |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4122 |
Next time, I’m making the reservations. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4123 |
This relationship isn’t the only thing that is going to be extinct. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4124 |
I thought you said they had good vegetarian options! |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4125 |
It has to be spaghetti to share, right? |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4126 |
Long day |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4127 |
I had been dating for a while. It’s nice to be with someone who sees eye-to-eye with me. |
1.1290 |
0.04292 |
62 |
54 |
8 |
0 |
4128 |
yeah first dates are awkward...so anyway...you like hickeys?" |
1.1290 |
0.04869 |
62 |
55 |
6 |
1 |
4129 |
Is it bad we ordered the same dish? |
1.1290 |
0.05385 |
62 |
56 |
4 |
2 |
4130 |
You're such a stud. You punted that T-rex on the freeway just like an asteroid. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4131 |
I don't care what the salesman said, Harold. You need a longer tie. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4132 |
Please don’t make the waiter feel as if he’s beneath us again! |
1.1286 |
0.05354 |
70 |
64 |
3 |
3 |
4133 |
Want to go below and neck? |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4134 |
I wish you were more evolved. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4135 |
I forget - are we vegan or vegetarian? |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4136 |
They need to get taller wait staff because I'm getting tired of yelling our orders. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4137 |
I think you should know - I ate the waiter. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4138 |
I’d really like to eat that flower — but my neck’s too long and my arm’s too short. Any suggestions! |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4139 |
I understand your point of view. But it's difficult to swallow. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4140 |
We're going to need a higher table if you don't want to lie down to eat. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4141 |
Please don't order the spaghetti. |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4142 |
We agreed. I'd go high and you'd go low |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4143 |
I LOVE this place, but they serve such small portions. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4144 |
No one else here followed the dress code. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4145 |
Did you forget to ask for long-legged table again? |
1.1286 |
0.05354 |
70 |
64 |
3 |
3 |
4146 |
"Expecting a ring was too much of a stretch?" |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4147 |
This date is a dino(snore). |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4148 |
Thank you for the fancy dinner but, to be clear, I don’t neck on the first date. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4149 |
I'm feeling gassy. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4150 |
High Teas”
Never gets old! |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4151 |
We can't go on meeting like this. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4152 |
Yes, quite good, but restaurants are here one day and gone the next. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4153 |
Next time, we request a high top. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4154 |
It's your turn to read the bill. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4155 |
No cocktail, thanks. I'd prefer a long drink. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4156 |
Well shiver me timbers... he wasn't joking! |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4157 |
Watch the shooting stars after dinner? Oh, how romantic. I heard they'll be passing very close to Earth tonight. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4158 |
This is evolution? We still can't use our hands to eat. |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4159 |
Well, I just don't think we're compatible." |
1.1286 |
0.05354 |
70 |
64 |
3 |
3 |
4160 |
I’ve stuck my neck out for you one too many times. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4161 |
Don't be self-conscious, I have trouble using chopsticks, too. |
1.1286 |
0.05354 |
70 |
64 |
3 |
3 |
4162 |
I really can't stick my neck out for you anymore, Dennis. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4163 |
My place, for a Neckflix-and-chill? |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4164 |
By the time the food reaches our stomachs, we will be on our fifth date… |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4165 |
Wait, you’re also a vegan?! |
1.1286 |
0.04952 |
70 |
63 |
5 |
2 |
4166 |
It’s so nice to meet someone who understands my point of view |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4167 |
They don’t respect their elders anymore. |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4168 |
I really do think long is subjective, don’t you? |
1.1286 |
0.04514 |
70 |
62 |
7 |
1 |
4169 |
I will probably just get the usual.. a BLT (big long tall) sandwich |
1.1286 |
0.04030 |
70 |
61 |
9 |
0 |
4170 |
I’ve been seeing someone. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4171 |
I stuck my neck out to suggest this cafe. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4172 |
Try the hot soup. It actually cools before it hits your stomach. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4173 |
You always love the new diet fads, paleo just doesn’t work for me. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4174 |
I really hope the small plates menu is nearing extinction... |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4175 |
I'm afraid I can't eat a thing, Dino. My throat's so saur, I must have bronco-chitis. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4176 |
I hope the martinis come in long stemmed glasses |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4177 |
and worst of all, Darren… I’m bored. We… we should see other people. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4178 |
We seem to have been seated right underneath the fan again |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4179 |
It make take some time,but when I'm finished swallowing,then we can do some necking |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4180 |
You haven't eaten in 150 million years but you won't wait for a longer fork. |
1.1282 |
0.03344 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4181 |
I'll be very impressed if you pick up the check. |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4182 |
Do you mind if we sit for a few days and digest our food? |
1.1282 |
0.03810 |
78 |
68 |
10 |
0 |
4183 |
The only herbivore option is a salad |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4184 |
I forgot my reading glasses at home. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4185 |
I forgot my reading glasses. Can you see if the menu says omnivore or herbivore, because I can’t really digest meat. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
4186 |
You look just like your photos on match.com |
1.1279 |
0.03623 |
86 |
75 |
11 |
0 |
4187 |
Did you turn off the iron?” The struggle continues |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
4188 |
For the last time, you need to check for elevated table sections. T-Rex restaurant reviews are not to be trusted. |
1.1277 |
0.04920 |
47 |
41 |
6 |
0 |
4189 |
Glad I munched on the trees on the way in. Those plates are just so far away. |
1.1273 |
0.05834 |
55 |
50 |
3 |
2 |
4190 |
I’m delighted you asked me to join you, and the place is lovely; how are we ever going to be able to eat dinner ? |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
4191 |
And the waiter is a 'never-saw-us'? |
1.1273 |
0.05225 |
55 |
49 |
5 |
1 |
4192 |
Its refreshing to see eye-to-eye with my partner for a change |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
4193 |
And again it's the "Nouvelle Cuisine"! Kill me now!! |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
4194 |
Wave at him again, I don't think he saurus |
1.1273 |
0.04535 |
55 |
48 |
7 |
0 |
4195 |
Have you noticed our arms are too short to feed ourselves?? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4196 |
It's a nice restaurant, dear, but an elongated cartoon panel is what we really need right now! |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4197 |
I do not believe in necking on a first date. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4198 |
No wonder we died out! We starved to death. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4199 |
At our age, two out of three is pretty darn good. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4200 |
I can't believe the Giraffes cancelled on us again. |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4201 |
...then I woke up and there was no meteor strike nor extinction. Just a bad dream! Now tell me, Bron, how was your mammal? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4202 |
What are we eating? |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4203 |
Divorce? That's hard to swallow and may take a while. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4204 |
I didn't expect a reservation before our arms evolved. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4205 |
I asked for an Extra-Long Island Iced Tea |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4206 |
I know we always get the leaves, but just this once let's get more leaves. |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4207 |
I've had it up to here with them always forgetting to bring straws. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4208 |
I'm finding the bread sticks curiously unrefreshing. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4209 |
Me too, I hate being called "Pencil Neck." What's a pencil anyway? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4210 |
We might be extinct before our dinner arrives! |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4211 |
That red had a really long finish. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4212 |
Sorry, dessert on not on our Paleolithic diet |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4213 |
I think i'm going to need a straw. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4214 |
I hope they have long forks. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4215 |
For our appetizer, should we split an order of slthy toves?! |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4216 |
I'm glad we finally got to use this Groupon before it expired. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4217 |
What are you wearing? I want to compliment your outfit."
-Jonathan Joo, 13 years ol |
1.1270 |
0.05303 |
63 |
57 |
4 |
2 |
4218 |
You think they brought the bread yet? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4219 |
Let’s order a wine with a long finish. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4220 |
„Did you even notice what I am wearing tonight AT ALL?“ |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4221 |
You are right, it is warm in here |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4222 |
Now it’s your turn to go down and check if we’ve been served |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4223 |
It may be a stretch, but I feel we are compatible |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4224 |
Your profile said you were 39 ft tall |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4225 |
I didn't catch the specials, did you? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4226 |
Let me tell you, I really don’t trust these new age vegan places. Nobody here likes meat, but there’s a line. |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4227 |
I hope they have fingers-free menu |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
55 |
8 |
0 |
4228 |
You said I could wear heels” |
1.1270 |
0.04229 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4229 |
You never take me out. Is the world ending? |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4230 |
The Kale salad really came neck and neck with the plant based burger |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4231 |
I’m glad we see eye to eye on splitting the bill |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4232 |
I hate that they’ve banned straws. |
1.1270 |
0.04796 |
63 |
56 |
6 |
1 |
4233 |
Maybe a high top? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4234 |
How are we going to eat this meal? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4235 |
Not sure this was a good idea. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4236 |
I don’t understand why they won’t let us eat indoors. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4237 |
Oh Oh--Just swallowed an olive. Can you do the Heimlich? |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4238 |
Tell the restaurant tor aise the table! |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4239 |
I think the spaghetti would work best for us. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4240 |
I'm ordering the T-Rex medium rare. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4241 |
The food looks lovely but how do we get it to our mouths? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4242 |
So, where are we dining tonight? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4243 |
The cutlery is too short but the chairs are sturdy, so on the whole I guess it’s OK. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4244 |
I see you look down on the food here too. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4245 |
First, you should never order the fish special on Monday and, second, you know very well we're herbivores. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4246 |
What we have is so good,why want to stick our necks out any further? |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4247 |
This place specializes in the latest diet craze… Paleo |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4248 |
I don't want to stick my neck out here, but ... |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4249 |
They better have vegetarian options. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4250 |
I don’t care how many Michelin stars they have. They have zero high-top tables. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4251 |
I saw your ad for someone to share crawls in the woods with. |
1.1268 |
0.05281 |
71 |
65 |
3 |
3 |
4252 |
I wish they would give us forks with longer handles. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4253 |
Did you remember to ask for straws? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4254 |
How did you know I was going to order the salad? |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4255 |
I think our marriage is stronger when we stick our heads in the ground . |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4256 |
After all these years together I’m glad we still see eye to eye. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4257 |
It’s our anniversary, but you don’t remember the eon when we met, do you? |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4258 |
This isn’t what I meant when I said we should ‘branch out.’ |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4259 |
I told you it's low carb |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4260 |
I feel like we're both on the same level with with this issue and that's honestly refreshing. |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4261 |
This restaurant will receive a bad review tomorrow: so many plates, and not a single tree! |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4262 |
I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. |
1.1268 |
0.04885 |
71 |
64 |
5 |
2 |
4263 |
The steaks are too low and I prefer them meteor |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4264 |
It's been a really long day, George. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4265 |
Is this food magical, steaming down there, cold up here” |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4266 |
It’s not you, it’s that I’m entering my short king era |
1.1268 |
0.03977 |
71 |
62 |
9 |
0 |
4267 |
And to think I stuck my neck out for him. |
1.1268 |
0.04454 |
71 |
63 |
7 |
1 |
4268 |
You have some spinach caught in your teeth . . . any ideas? I hate it when this happens . . . |
1.1266 |
0.04890 |
79 |
72 |
4 |
3 |
4269 |
I won't know if I'm full for another 20 minutes. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4270 |
Its been way too long since we have had a necking session! |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4271 |
I feel like you talk down to me. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4272 |
oh, it's lab-grown? |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4273 |
I can live with the itch too. You're right, paper straws are worse. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
4274 |
For a 5 star restaurant that’s the simplest center piece I’ve ever seen. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
4275 |
I'm sorry I embarrassed you Brian, but O'Saurus is not that common of a last name, and the point of a reservation is to not give it away |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
4276 |
It’s so nice to meet someone who will always stick their neck out for you. |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
4277 |
The portions here are so small I can hardly see them. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
4278 |
I think we have a shot at a famous hot dog eating contest every July... |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4279 |
Every year the plates get further away. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4280 |
Don’t send the food back just because it’s cold by the time it reaches your mouth. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4281 |
Darn! Meat in the pu pu platter! Let's check out the palm trees in the outdoor seating area. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4282 |
Personally, I would have chosen a vegan restaurant. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4283 |
I knew instantly we would see eye to eye. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4284 |
I'm not crazy about the vegetarian options. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4285 |
I might just be sticking my neck out on this one but have you been working out?? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4286 |
They have some neck! |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4287 |
I love living in Florida. The early bird special hits my stomach just as Wheel Of Fortune comes on. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4288 |
for the necks, we don't haven have fingers! |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4289 |
Honey, we're on the scale of above-average, certainly higher than the humans in Congress. Why don't one of us become the Speaker of the House? |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4290 |
Glad it's buffet style. I heard waiters won't come for 60 million years. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
4291 |
What should we order for our last meal as a species? |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4292 |
“How? All our food is tossed not just the salads.” |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4293 |
I'm glad you could take the night off from your high stress job of Emergency Proctologist. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4294 |
Since when are no longer a vegan. |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4295 |
I didn't think eating at "Petite Maison" was a good idea. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4296 |
The spaghetti is particularly wonderful tonight. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
4297 |
Spaghetti again? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4298 |
How do they expect us to get the food into our mouths at such a tiny table?! |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4299 |
So, no opposable thumbs, how are we going to eat? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4300 |
I just never saw eye-to-eye with my ex. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4301 |
Can you not spill the soup? |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4302 |
Darling, if it wasn't for the sheer stupidity of the human race, we'd never have made a come-back. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4303 |
Of all the hot long necks in this town, how come you chose to stick yours out for me? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4304 |
Do you want to go home and neck after dinner? |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4305 |
Is it tacky to ask for a straw? |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4306 |
Sometimes, it's hard to believe we lasted this long. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4307 |
Let's split an order of spaghetti. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4308 |
I was hoping for a romantic dinner, not just necking. |
1.1250 |
0.06274 |
56 |
52 |
1 |
3 |
4309 |
I thought you said they had high tops? |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4310 |
First they laugh at our short arms
Then they laugh at our request for doggie bags! |
1.1250 |
0.05210 |
72 |
66 |
3 |
3 |
4311 |
When we started dating, you said the view from up here would be better. It’s really not. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4312 |
I’m sleeping with other people. It’s not because I don’t love you anymore. I still do. It’s just that… well, you make me orgasm too quickly. I prefer a gradual build, but you just attack it, honey. It’s boring. I feel quite bored with you, my love. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4313 |
We’ve got to stop eating like this! |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4314 |
I’m just going to have the primordial tree leaves again. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4315 |
What we have in common is we are always sticking our neck out |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4316 |
If we don't get bigger servings we'll go extinct. |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4317 |
I've always wondered what the food tastes like here. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4318 |
Should we start with the two-for-one longnecks ? |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4319 |
Stick your neck out and tell Trump to shut up. |
1.1250 |
0.04820 |
72 |
65 |
5 |
2 |
4320 |
Demanding paper straws is just being a good ancestor. |
1.1250 |
0.05678 |
64 |
59 |
2 |
3 |
4321 |
Yes, some straws would be nice, but we wouldn't want to see them stuck in any stegosauri's noses. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4322 |
I know we're herbivores, but what if we went gluten free? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4323 |
Maybe check the menu for something taller? |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4324 |
Please pass the Grey Poupon. |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
4325 |
Can you ask for longer forks? |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4326 |
What do we do next? |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4327 |
The Long Dinner |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4328 |
Do you have any idea how much I struggled to get my necklace on? |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4329 |
This is no place for reptilarians. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4330 |
The Italian appetizer was a bit chewy. What was his name again? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4331 |
I like you. Allow me to call you Dino. You may call me Apatosaurus Excelsus. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4332 |
Let's ask the waiter for a couple of table clothes to use as bibs for the lobster course. |
1.1250 |
0.03521 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
4333 |
Well, we better do something, Bob, or our business will be extinct. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
4334 |
Why the fancy restaurant? Everything we eat is haute cuisine. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4335 |
You’re a vegan. I’m a herbivore. I don’t see a future here. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
4336 |
Here's looking at you kid."
"I'm glad we see eye to eye. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4337 |
This place always gives me a pain in the neck. |
1.1250 |
0.05210 |
72 |
66 |
3 |
3 |
4338 |
Funny, you don’t look like your online pictures |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
4339 |
I've been seeing our neighbor, the stegosaurus. He really looks up to me. |
1.1250 |
0.05223 |
64 |
58 |
4 |
2 |
4340 |
Just so you know,I never like necking on a first date. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4341 |
How are we supposed to eat this? |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4342 |
YOU were supposed to bring the arm extensions! |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4343 |
How do you feel about necking on the first date? |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
4344 |
Are you really sure this neckline isn't too plunging? |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4345 |
There’s never enough vegan options. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4346 |
Is that the Clarks? Well Beverly told me they still believe they are Brontosaurus. |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4347 |
It’s hard to find a man on my level, but we’re neck and neck. |
1.1250 |
0.04492 |
80 |
72 |
6 |
2 |
4348 |
You could have picked a place with high seating. I can't see if there's anything left in my glass. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4349 |
Oh, I’ve been longing to see you darling… |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4350 |
So long, David. |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4351 |
The portions look so small from up here. |
1.1250 |
0.03721 |
80 |
70 |
10 |
0 |
4352 |
You’ve got to be kidding! I’m not sticking my neck out for that |
1.1250 |
0.04167 |
64 |
56 |
8 |
0 |
4353 |
I don’t find what you said humerus at all. |
1.1250 |
0.03925 |
72 |
63 |
9 |
0 |
4354 |
we have such a better view of the world & gives us a better perspective from up here. |
1.1250 |
0.04459 |
56 |
49 |
7 |
0 |
4355 |
Do you have room for dessert? |
1.1250 |
0.03546 |
88 |
77 |
11 |
0 |
4356 |
It’s so nice to be dining indoors again. |
1.1250 |
0.04395 |
72 |
64 |
7 |
1 |
4357 |
you look nothing like your picture |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4358 |
I’m sick of your high standards |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
4359 |
And I really had to stick my neck out to get this reservation |
1.1250 |
0.04725 |
64 |
57 |
6 |
1 |
4360 |
I told them we only eat plants. Why is that such a tall order? |
1.1250 |
0.05136 |
56 |
50 |
5 |
1 |
4361 |
Taking 'fine dining' to new heights. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
4362 |
Well, at least the chairs are sturdy. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4363 |
So what's the long view? |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
4364 |
Your cousing Arnold just walked in. But don't turn around. You might knock over the table. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4365 |
I feel silly, but I guess it's better that waiting for the meteor at home. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4366 |
Every since the Jurassic Period, this restaurant just hasn’t been the same |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
4367 |
Honey, I don't see how becoming vegan will prevent volcanoes |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
4368 |
I really don't get why this place is highly recommended" |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4369 |
I don’t know what they’re complaining about the weather is fine |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
4370 |
I liked the third floor place a bit better |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4371 |
Donald, the waiter brought me a salad AGAIN - I ordered the ribeye! |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4372 |
You realize we are sticking our necks out by eating here. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4373 |
What do you mean, Dino’s not a real dog? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4374 |
Of course I’m from “Great Neck” what about you? |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4375 |
neck wraps have gotten so expensive. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4376 |
Try to take the long view. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4377 |
Remember to duck. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4378 |
My favorite dessert is you. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4379 |
You take the first bite. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4380 |
Can our arms reach this tall ? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4381 |
So, you decided not to make a special request for higher tables on Open Table? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4382 |
Last of the big spenders, eh? One strand for this much neck? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4383 |
Our dinner will probably be cold by the time we evolve arms long enough to eat it. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4384 |
It's so refreshing to be able to see eye-to-eye like this with someone. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4385 |
It's wonderful that we see eye to eye about so many things. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4386 |
It feels like we haven't seen the waiter since the Mesozoic Era. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4387 |
Before we dine Wadsworth, I must ask, do you know the Heimlich maneuver? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4388 |
I sure hope this place has those extra-long chopsticks. |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4389 |
We're not overdressed, are we? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4390 |
Do you ever get the sense that one this will all just end? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4391 |
Would I stick my neck out for you? Of course. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4392 |
Shit! That's my ex over there! Do-you-think-he-saurus? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4393 |
What do you want for your last meal? |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4394 |
I’ve decided to go Keto |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4395 |
Just few months more honey, then we will make a heart indeed as we age,
Already our heads are close enough |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4396 |
That's a lovely neck you got there" "You too |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4397 |
perfect night to watch the meteor shower |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4398 |
I just don’t love you anymore, Harold. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4399 |
I'm so high right now, what about yourself? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4400 |
i’m going to ask if we can move to a booth |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4401 |
So how do you pronounce „haute cuisine“? |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4402 |
I thought all good men were extinct |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4403 |
Do you think they’ll let us open up the ceiling? It’s getting a little stuffy. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4404 |
Well, at least they didn’t seat us at the high-top this time. |
1.1233 |
0.03875 |
73 |
64 |
9 |
0 |
4405 |
Normally one to wear turtlenecks, Dina was feeling a little coquettish on her date.. |
1.1233 |
0.04756 |
73 |
66 |
5 |
2 |
4406 |
I think the waiter is a Trans-Rex sexual |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4407 |
I'm already full! A little goes a long way! |
1.1233 |
0.04338 |
73 |
65 |
7 |
1 |
4408 |
This is stupid. Our anatomy doesn't let us have a nice night out |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4409 |
No, I don't neck on the first date. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4410 |
I'm not quite sure how to ask this, but are you proportionate? |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4411 |
Don't get me wrong, I think you're wonderful. But, I do get the feeling that you think you're above it all. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4412 |
I’ve had to give up wine and food. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4413 |
I need to share something with you on the down low. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4414 |
Maybe we'd be closer if the table were a little longer. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4415 |
Tired of winning? |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4416 |
So I see that the Viagra got stuck when you swallowed it too. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4417 |
I didn’t think giving up straws could make a difference either, but apparently we’ve solved the world’s plastic problem. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4418 |
Did you see the look the waiter gave us? He didn't expect us to turn back. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4419 |
I'm into long forks. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4420 |
Not sure how we’re going to manage the necking stage. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4421 |
Try answering my |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4422 |
I don't like the atmosphere of this place. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4423 |
You looked more like a T. rex in your Tinder photo! |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4424 |
I fear we are about to make ourselves extinct. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4425 |
But is modernist cuisine really for us? |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4426 |
I feel more comfortable at these Vegan only spots. |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4427 |
What dod you order? Told you im a vegetarian. |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4428 |
Well this is going to be a “tall” order! |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4429 |
I can only reach other people's food |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4430 |
Maybe we should skip dinner and get straight to necking |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4431 |
I told the sitter the kids could stay up and watch the meteor shower |
1.1231 |
0.04655 |
65 |
58 |
6 |
1 |
4432 |
No, for the last time, Caduceus, I’m not doing it. Not even on your birthday. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4433 |
Your tail’s giving us away. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4434 |
The flowers are always too short. |
1.1231 |
0.05146 |
65 |
59 |
4 |
2 |
4435 |
Honestly? I preferred when I could look down on you |
1.1231 |
0.04107 |
65 |
57 |
8 |
0 |
4436 |
My last relationship failed because my partner said I looked down on him. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4437 |
You were right, this evening the sturgeon was a bit high! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4438 |
There’s no way you’re 6ft. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4439 |
I thought you said we were going to High Tea. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4440 |
I come here for the long forks |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4441 |
I don't think they understand how we eat! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4442 |
I’m still hungry too. Should we try carnivore? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
4443 |
Would it be tacky if I asked for a straw? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4444 |
So sorry that we cannot raise a toast to each other. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4445 |
I can’t live like this anymore, Harold, I want a divorce. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4446 |
See? I told you, Rex. Dinosaurs are not fit for fine dining. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4447 |
I told you to request a higher table. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
4448 |
At times like this I wish my arms were longer. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4449 |
Well, that’s a tall order… |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4450 |
I don’t care how naked you feel, we’ll never do turtlenecks again. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
4451 |
How are you supposed to reach your mouth? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4452 |
Order the salad and stop worrying. We’ve been here for 165 million years. What could wrong? |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4453 |
That's why I suggested you try the burrata salad. You always order pond fronds, and you're always disappointed. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4454 |
I’ve always wanted to have a date where we meet eye to eye. |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4455 |
I'm so confused. I mean...what am I? Am I a snake with elephant feet? Some kind of dinosaur? And how come I don't have any wine? |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
4456 |
Exactly how much thought did you put into this dinner? |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4457 |
Yes, the gift card was very thoughtful of the kids, but the remark that we should use it before we 'become extinct' I didn't find amusing. |
1.1228 |
0.05636 |
57 |
52 |
3 |
2 |
4458 |
Glad to have found someone who shares my towering anxiety! |
1.1228 |
0.04386 |
57 |
50 |
7 |
0 |
4459 |
No, I don’t have twelve more lozenges. |
1.1228 |
0.05050 |
57 |
51 |
5 |
1 |
4460 |
Am I the stork or the fox? |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4461 |
We are dinosraus |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
4462 |
The servings are way to small, in these 4 star Vegan restaurants. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4463 |
I gather a little necking is out of the question. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4464 |
They upgraded the lighting in here recently |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
4465 |
I think we should skip the flambé. |
1.1220 |
0.04717 |
82 |
75 |
4 |
3 |
4466 |
I’m just amazed the homosapien costume fooled the hostess. |
1.1220 |
0.03636 |
82 |
72 |
10 |
0 |
4467 |
No dessert, Harold. I have a saurous throat. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4468 |
Did you hear that Ms. and Mr. T Rex caused quite a stir at Nobu last week? |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4469 |
You say Brontosaurus I say Apatosaurus, let's call the whole thing off! |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4470 |
I always overeat. I think it just takes too long for my food to settle. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4471 |
Other people? Well, good luck with that” |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4472 |
In your personal ad, you said you were taller. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4473 |
Where are the straws, dear? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4474 |
Best guess? Fresh prey sauteed with foliage and rotting wood." |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4475 |
Do you think Taylor will know our outfits are from the Mesazoic Era tour? |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4476 |
I couldn’t read the menu from up here either. |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4477 |
It's a long way from the cup to the lip. |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4478 |
It might be three starred and it might be vegan, but the Nouvelle Cuisine portion sizes are always so disappointing |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4479 |
I hear their flaming desserts are to die for! |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4480 |
I've always had a neck for haute cuisine |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4481 |
How can a photon know it is being observed!!!?? |
1.1216 |
0.04695 |
74 |
67 |
5 |
2 |
4482 |
This rare amuse-bush everyone keeps raving about better be worth it. |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4483 |
Long live in-person interaction! |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4484 |
should we kiss |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4485 |
I’m in the mood for a tall glass of water |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4486 |
I stuck my neck out to get this reservation |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4487 |
‘We are too straight! we are supposed to look like a love heart!’ |
1.1216 |
0.03825 |
74 |
65 |
9 |
0 |
4488 |
i asked for special seating |
1.1216 |
0.04282 |
74 |
66 |
7 |
1 |
4489 |
I simply asked for a straw |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4490 |
This vacation in Cancun is nice, but don’t you get an eerie feeling being so near Chixulub? |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4491 |
I'm finally over that bronchitis." |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4492 |
Sylvester, my skin's not the only thing I'm about to shed. I'm filing for a divorce from you. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4493 |
Well it's my opinion that we have waited so long that we'll positively go extinct before the waiter comes with our check. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4494 |
The lady said this necklace brings out my neck. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4495 |
This food isn't of a high enough standard for me |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4496 |
I have no idea how that cured velociraptor got into your entree. I specifically asked for the plant-based menu. |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4497 |
I hope they serve the salad " on the branch " . |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4498 |
Why is everyone looking at us? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4499 |
You’re a great guy, but ‘before we go extinct’ is such a tired cliche. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4500 |
For the life of me I can't catch the waiters eye. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4501 |
Tom, why aren't you eating" ? " Every time I do, It seems as if I'm still hungry" |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4502 |
No, I didn't order the low-hanging fruit. Should I have? |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4503 |
the food, service and atmosphere is great but the utensels are too short as the cater to those humanoids. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4504 |
Do you see us carbon dating in the future? |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4505 |
Just because you saw some cavemen eating like this, doesn't mean it's appropriate for us. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4506 |
And they call us monsters! |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4507 |
Psst, they're not looking. Let's eat what that table's having. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4508 |
We probably should have asked for a high top table. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4509 |
Don't you love these out of the way French cafes?
They are so romantic. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4510 |
But we do get status bragging rights for scoring a reservation here. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4511 |
We should ask for two sheets to use as bibs for the lobster course. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4512 |
I want someone I can look up to. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4513 |
I'm so depressed. I'm starting to get long in the tooth. |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4514 |
I wonder what the Catch of the Day is and whether it is big and live? |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4515 |
I'm just head over heels for you |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4516 |
Why’s everyone staring , it’s not like we’re “necking” |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4517 |
I should have asked for a straw |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
4518 |
YOU were supposed to make sure it was a vegetarian restaurant! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4519 |
Sorry, they were out of high-top tables |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4520 |
The portions just LOOK small from here |
1.1212 |
0.04048 |
66 |
58 |
8 |
0 |
4521 |
I wish interest rates were as low as this table. |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4522 |
It seemed like the waitress knew who you were. Have you ever met herbivore? |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4523 |
I have a sore throat, sorry! |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4524 |
I know small talk can be boring, but the weather is honestly nicer up here |
1.1212 |
0.04588 |
66 |
59 |
6 |
1 |
4525 |
If i knew this is what would have become of us, i would have thrown myself in front of the meteor |
1.1212 |
0.05071 |
66 |
60 |
4 |
2 |
4526 |
I always love meeting at this secluded little table, where we can express our feelings, and be anonymous, without fear that Fred and Nora will find out and each file for divorce. |
1.1209 |
0.04374 |
91 |
83 |
5 |
3 |
4527 |
I saw you staring at that little Argentinosaurus at the waitress stand. Is that the sort of thing you like? Is it? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4528 |
It’s so much more practical to put your napkin on your lap instead of under your chin. |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4529 |
You have beautiful eyes |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4530 |
Why is everything so tiny? Or are we just too big |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4531 |
Nessy, is that really you ? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4532 |
I'm not sure we thought out the utensil situation... |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4533 |
I agree...it's a bit too long |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4534 |
I guess we are neck and neck as to who is taller
but who really cares except us. Each of us now can reach for the stars. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4535 |
I don't think sitting in the booth would have made this any better |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4536 |
I told you this would happen if we didn’t get an Instagram account. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4537 |
Darling, you would really stick your neck out for me? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4538 |
I think I'll have a salad tonight. |
1.1207 |
0.04967 |
58 |
52 |
5 |
1 |
4539 |
What’s on the menu? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4540 |
Lets split the Salad |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4541 |
What do you mean they said there’s going to be a ‘long wait’ on food? |
1.1207 |
0.04315 |
58 |
51 |
7 |
0 |
4542 |
We might need binoculars to read the dessert menu. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
4543 |
Well look at the time, would you? I have a mass extinction event to attend. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
4544 |
I can't see there's some fucking dinosaur in front of me |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
4545 |
You've got to come up with some better lines or you'll be facing extinction. |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
4546 |
Do you even remember when we first necked? |
1.1205 |
0.03595 |
83 |
73 |
10 |
0 |
4547 |
You had a lot more hair in your profile photo. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
4548 |
I don't think it's quite haute enough. |
1.1205 |
0.04662 |
83 |
76 |
4 |
3 |
4549 |
The Lady & the Tramp” kiss? I don’t think we’re there yet |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
4550 |
none of the online reviews even mentioned the service being low here |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
4551 |
The meal looks delicious, but it's going to be difficult to ingest. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4552 |
We should've brought our really long silverware. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4553 |
This is not the right place to eat; we can just discuss |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4554 |
Fourth time here, and I still can’t get the fork to my mouth. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4555 |
Say something Robert. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4556 |
I’m all for the environment but I could really use a straw. |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4557 |
It's a lovely dinner, dear, but our paws don't reach our mouths. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4558 |
What do you think about the idea of ‘necking?’ |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4559 |
I'm still getting used to you without your mask on" |
1.1200 |
0.04228 |
75 |
67 |
7 |
1 |
4560 |
We can't even get through the salad course without some cold-blooded comment from you. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4561 |
Hey darling be careful when you move, remember the last meet, you broke the table when you come to kiss me |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4562 |
Dining sours our palette, let's keep it vegan |
1.1200 |
0.05451 |
50 |
45 |
4 |
1 |
4563 |
I swiped right because in your profile it said you like to neck. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4564 |
Did you bring your checkbook? |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4565 |
I can see the kitchen from here. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
4566 |
I hope the waiter heard me say no cilantro. |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4567 |
I told you we should’ve sat at the highboys |
1.1200 |
0.03778 |
75 |
66 |
9 |
0 |
4568 |
i sure wish these chairs had headrests |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
4569 |
Sorry, Sidney, but we're just not apatable. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4570 |
How about 'Twist and Shout?" |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4571 |
In your profile pic you looked Cretaceous but you gotta be Jurassic in real life. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4572 |
I am just curious to know. Why do you have an X instead of a last name. Are you ashamed of your ancestors? |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4573 |
No matter how much I eat, it always takes me so long to feel full. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4574 |
They forgot my redwood - should I say something? |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4575 |
Does it seem like the portions are getting smaller? |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4576 |
We both deserve something better... |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4577 |
No small wonder we have trouble necking. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4578 |
The next time I'll arrange the table. |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4579 |
Life is feeling short |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4580 |
It's not like a steak is going to kill you. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4581 |
I think ordering the small plates was m mistake. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4582 |
I can’t hear you either. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4583 |
I can’t believe they’re out of palm trees again. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4584 |
I’ve been wondering if there’s any point in staying on my diet. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4585 |
I wasn’t sure we’d see eye to eye. |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4586 |
Too bad the forests disappeared. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4587 |
I feel guilty going out. Do you think our hatchlings will be okay with Rex, the babysitter? |
1.1194 |
0.04998 |
67 |
61 |
4 |
2 |
4588 |
Eating here is a real pain in the neck. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4589 |
…and that was the second time I met Madonna. |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4590 |
The server forgot our silverware |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4591 |
We'll be extinct If I wait for you to propose. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4592 |
It was supposed to be an upscale restaurant. |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4593 |
So I told them 'Everyone knows there's an asteroid coming, but you gotta live!' |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4594 |
150 million years and still no vegetarian options? |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4595 |
I don’t know if a high top would’ve been any better |
1.1194 |
0.03991 |
67 |
59 |
8 |
0 |
4596 |
Did you notice the waiter staring right at my chest? The nerve! |
1.1194 |
0.04523 |
67 |
60 |
6 |
1 |
4597 |
Whew! I thought I was the only one having no luck buying turtleneck sweaters. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4598 |
I hate it that tall food has gone out of style." |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
4599 |
If only I had opposable thumbs so I could wind my watch. |
1.1190 |
0.04609 |
84 |
77 |
4 |
3 |
4600 |
Are we the neckless wonders? |
1.1190 |
0.03555 |
84 |
74 |
10 |
0 |
4601 |
The brain in my skull says you’re the one….but the brain in my ass just isn’t sure. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
4602 |
And here I thought all the good brontosaurus had gone extinct. |
1.1186 |
0.05451 |
59 |
54 |
3 |
2 |
4603 |
Are you sure you said we look ' Distinguished ' ? |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4604 |
You know... there's really no hope if either of us chokes on their food |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4605 |
My entree was good, but I should have ordered the dinosaur ribs. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4606 |
I haven't seen the waiter, either. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4607 |
Our server thought ordering 17 straws was pie-in-the-sky twaddle. Some people just can't see the water through the monsters. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4608 |
I don’t want to start until they bring us our long necks… I can handle those without thumbs… |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4609 |
Restaurants really are short-staffed these days. |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4610 |
I hate going to restaurants like this the food and drinks are too far away |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4611 |
But everything looks fine from here. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4612 |
Maybe the 'dazzling atmosphere' they raved about on Yelp is down there? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4613 |
why are we getting stares? |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4614 |
It feels like we’ve been on the waiting list for a million years… |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4615 |
Don't make a scene; a simple head nod should get the waiter's attention. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4616 |
I hope they have long straws here.
Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4617 |
At the finest restaurant in town and the only vegetarian option is iceberg lettuce with two cherry tomatoes. |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4618 |
Glad that its only our neck thats long |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4619 |
I'll have the little neck clams |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4620 |
Don’t ask for more water… wait for it to get down your throat this time |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4621 |
I feel like I have to stick out my neck for you often… |
1.1186 |
0.04886 |
59 |
53 |
5 |
1 |
4622 |
So this is necking? |
1.1186 |
0.04246 |
59 |
52 |
7 |
0 |
4623 |
Well, at least this waiter got why we said, "No silverware needed." |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4624 |
I'll tell you who the Tallest . .Always Right . sky high. .Pain in The Neck is . . |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4625 |
How'd they know it was the long neck clams we preferred? |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4626 |
Just because you're paying for dinner doesn't mean we're going to neck. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4627 |
Not ordering another long neck, are you? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4628 |
I told you we should have sat at the high-top. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4629 |
I'm afraid this restaurant doesn't offer straws anymore. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4630 |
Where are the appetizers you ask. I can't even see the table from here. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4631 |
And of course the swamp grass is all non-GMO. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4632 |
So, are you a Wilma or Betty kind of guy? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4633 |
Honey, why do we sit a table we can't eat from? Is our marriage falling apart!? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4634 |
I hope this disguise works for us clones. |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4635 |
I wish I could reach any of the food. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4636 |
At least the restaurant I chose had high-top tables! |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4637 |
I just wanted to celebrate. I've been having this recurring premonition that a meteor is headed our way. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
4638 |
We are perfectly aligned n terms of vertebrae ! |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4639 |
What do you think it is they mean here exactly with „all you can eat“? |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4640 |
@tbtoro Travis Kelce? Maybe she’s in her Jurassic Era..... |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
4641 |
„This goes on your neck“ |
1.1184 |
0.03731 |
76 |
67 |
9 |
0 |
4642 |
I hear that this restaurant has the tastiest seedlings. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4643 |
Is this really the best meal you've ever eaten? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4644 |
We''ll give "necking in the back seat" a whole new meaning!
But we'll need a convertible. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4645 |
You have to be a real snake to get in. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4646 |
This is the first time I’ve ever felt I really see eye to eye with someone else. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4647 |
Getting the check always takes eons. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4648 |
This is very sweet of you in spite of the fact that we will be extinct tomorrow. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4649 |
The important thing that we can see each other |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4650 |
First problem, no straws. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4651 |
So, Hamish, is this your first time using the 'Lonely Loch Ness Lovers' app |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4652 |
Uh . . . let's go somewhere else . . . I know a place where we can get some great low-hanging fruit! |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4653 |
This is the last time I'm sticking my neck out for you, and paying for your portion of the meal. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4654 |
I'm pretty sure what I just ate was extinct. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4655 |
Wait a minute, your profile said you were 72 feet tall, but I'm only 68. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4656 |
$10,000 just for a ton of salad? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4657 |
I think I would have preferred the Penthouse Restaurant. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4658 |
I'm finding it hard to swallow this stuff. How about you? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4659 |
I thought YOU were a herbivore. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4660 |
These days I think they call it
“eating mindfully.” |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4661 |
Just to be clear, there’ll be no ‘necking’ after this dinner. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4662 |
So, the forks aren't long enough to get food to our mouths. Maybe we need to find another place. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4663 |
Thanks for sticking your neck out for me. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4664 |
Ok, you tell me! How am I supposed to get the food into my mouth? |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4665 |
Some say that dress codes are for dinosaurs |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4666 |
I had hoped there would be more vegetarian options. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4667 |
Do you mean to say our seats aren’t in the balcon? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4668 |
I wish there were more leafy greens on the menu. |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4669 |
I caught the kids necking in the car. |
1.1176 |
0.04927 |
68 |
62 |
4 |
2 |
4670 |
Of course I'll go out with you again . . . as soon as you get a convertible. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4671 |
My brain is saying "Yes,yes,yes!" But my other brain is saying "No way!" |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4672 |
I’ve been looking for a guy who will stick his neck out for me. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
4673 |
I don’t feel like necking tonight. |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
4674 |
I think I’m just going to order the salad |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4675 |
i told you not to order the short stack |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4676 |
I told you I should have brought that sweater. They only ever temp control the dining latitude, Henry. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4677 |
Do you think we’re over dressed? |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4678 |
My ex said I made him feel overlooked. |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
51 |
45 |
6 |
0 |
4679 |
I am a vegetarian not vegan.. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4680 |
It does take a while for the chef’s ideas to hit you |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4681 |
I still think we should’ve sat at the bar |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
4682 |
Do you think Dinosaur Train will end well? |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
63 |
3 |
2 |
4683 |
now that the NYC marathon is over, we can have a nice dinner together! |
1.1176 |
0.04459 |
68 |
61 |
6 |
1 |
4684 |
When I said ‘pass the salt’ I meant ‘…within my reach’ |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4685 |
So your profile said you were vegan |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4686 |
For a place called The Meteor it sure is dead in here. |
1.1176 |
0.03936 |
68 |
60 |
8 |
0 |
4687 |
It's a little chilly,I should've worn my turtle neck! |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4688 |
Don’t be so stiff necked. Forgive me! |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
4689 |
This isn’t going to work; they don’t have tall trees on the menu. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4690 |
Ever since I found out you're a Chicxulub denier, I just haven't felt the same about you. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4691 |
My last boyfriend was a T-Rex. The T stood for ‘Temperamental’. |
1.1169 |
0.03685 |
77 |
68 |
9 |
0 |
4692 |
Can’t you see I have a lot on my plate right now? |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4693 |
Good service is going extinct. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
4694 |
I'm fine, it just went down the wrong way. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4695 |
we never neck anymore... |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4696 |
Rex and Steggy just installed a new tar-pit jacuzzi.
We simply must get one! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4697 |
I told you that we should have waited for our regular table! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4698 |
We need longer arms |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4699 |
You would think that they would have least given us a high top! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4700 |
Evolution has not served us well--I cannot get the food to my mouth. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4701 |
I thought this restaurant had a second -story aboretum and garden. |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
4702 |
You ordered steak? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4703 |
Let's hope it's not another long tasting menu. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4704 |
Did our dinner arrive yet? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4705 |
They should have birds on the menu since we're here so early .... |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4706 |
If we can't figure out how to get the food from the table to our mouths, we're not going to be around whenever that asteroid gets here. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4707 |
Nice place,Irving,but I noticed the salad bar is outside. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4708 |
I never neck on a first date. |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
4709 |
You know,I feel more comfortable eating at home. |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
4710 |
What I wouldn't give for a nice, big juicy garden salad. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4711 |
I've told you a million times that this knot makes your neck look too long. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4712 |
They say that meteor just missed the Earth. |
1.1167 |
0.05363 |
60 |
55 |
3 |
2 |
4713 |
Of course, the real nuisance will be getting this dress off. |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4714 |
I recommend the steamed littleneck clams. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4715 |
Yes, I’m sure it’s lovely food but how do you suggest we eat it? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4716 |
They say the crick in the neck is worth it. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4717 |
When do you want to neck? |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4718 |
Ya’ know what we need? Personal dumbwaiters! |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4719 |
The vaulted ceilings were a nice touch |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4720 |
I really like you too, but I just can't date a carnivore for ethical reasons |
1.1167 |
0.04179 |
60 |
53 |
7 |
0 |
4721 |
So you're positive that we as vegans will live forever? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4722 |
Y’know, I get so excited for date night I forget we don’t have opposable thumbs. |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4723 |
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to stick my neck out for these guys…you know what I’m saying, right? |
1.1167 |
0.04808 |
60 |
54 |
5 |
1 |
4724 |
I prefer a more elevated salad experience. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
4725 |
So how long have you lived in Loch Ness? |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4726 |
''All these asteroid alarmists are doing my head in with their talk about creating asteroid deflecting technology.'' |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4727 |
I don't think they heard you call, dear. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4728 |
Have they brought the plates yet? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4729 |
There's no way I can reach my food." |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4730 |
Sure, only if it's one of those environmentally friendly straws. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4731 |
I feel like I connect with you on a higher level. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4732 |
Can we please forgo all the pageantry and skip to the necking!" |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
4733 |
Google says this love potion needs a honeymoon at Loch Ness. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4734 |
Shall we start necking after dinner? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4735 |
I'm so glad you like vegetarian restaurants. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4736 |
With that asteroid thing, I'm just as glad we don't have any grandchildren. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4737 |
Do we look like we’d be interested in the surf and turf special? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4738 |
A fancy restaurant with reasonable prices? I thought they were long extinct! |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4739 |
If we all could just see eye to eye! |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4740 |
You're getting mixed greens - iceberg is not good for you! |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4741 |
This was your idea? |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4742 |
I 'm loving this birthday celebration, but what I really need are more necklaces. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4743 |
You mean, no dinosaur Kale? Let's go somewhere else. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4744 |
I may be sticking my neck out, but I hear the food’s really good. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4745 |
I think I’m tired of salad. I’m going to order the steak. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4746 |
The REAL reason this species of dinosaur went extinct, they preferred blow jobs. |
1.1159 |
0.05278 |
69 |
64 |
2 |
3 |
4747 |
Darling, it looks so delicious, but how will we ever reach it? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4748 |
I'd like to hold your hand but you'll have to wait for the signal to travel to my arm. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4749 |
Really? Well with what goes on nowadays I don't find anything hard to swallow. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4750 |
Do you think my necklace is ostentatious? |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4751 |
That's why I love you dear, you always take my point of view. |
1.1159 |
0.04858 |
69 |
63 |
4 |
2 |
4752 |
I mean, it's not like we have our heads in the clouds all the time or anything.... |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4753 |
With this service,no wonder we’re going extinct! |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4754 |
Is this one of those restaurants where the waiter will make a scene if I ask for a straw? |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4755 |
I’ll have a gag order. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4756 |
That’s why Dinosaurs went extinct. They couldn’t eat. High tables and low chairs should have been combined to help them survive. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4757 |
I don’t have sex on the first date, but I’m not opposed to necking. |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4758 |
I can’t believe the food hasn’t arrived yet… |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4759 |
I know it's selfish but I really wish they still gave out straws |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4760 |
I hear the salads are very good. |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4761 |
I should have worn my necklace” |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4762 |
And that's the night LittleFoot was created |
1.1159 |
0.04397 |
69 |
62 |
6 |
1 |
4763 |
I’m glad we don’t have a long distance relationship |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4764 |
What’s taking so long? |
1.1159 |
0.03882 |
69 |
61 |
8 |
0 |
4765 |
I told you we should have asked for a high-top. Now we'll have to bend over like savages. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
4766 |
I feel like the wait staff is neck-lecting us. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
4767 |
I don't know about you, but I have a craving for long-neckrd clams.O |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
4768 |
Five o’clock is not the beginning of the end. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4769 |
I can't get over the fact that our waiter is an Oculudentavis, what were they thinking? |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4770 |
I am not comfortable seeing so many mammals in the operas these days. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4771 |
I'm starving. Be right back. |
1.1154 |
0.03148 |
104 |
92 |
12 |
0 |
4772 |
Just ask Alice! |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4773 |
We need a taller table or longer arms. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4774 |
Why this restaurant? You know I’m vegetarian! |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4775 |
Longer, please, Nobody can hear us. |
1.1154 |
0.04474 |
52 |
46 |
6 |
0 |
4776 |
I thought you were taking me out necking. |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
4777 |
Didn't we ask for a high top table when we made the reservation? |
1.1154 |
0.05249 |
52 |
47 |
4 |
1 |
4778 |
I'm not impressed with the atmosphere in here. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4779 |
‘we’ve finally made it to the best restaurant in the world! But…how are we supposed to get the dinner in our mouths?!’ |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4780 |
Thank goodness they took reservations years in advance |
1.1154 |
0.05924 |
52 |
48 |
2 |
2 |
4781 |
I told you that’s not why they call it a Long Island dear. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
4782 |
I really hate to cough in the Covid-Era, but I feel like there’s something lodged in my throat. |
1.1154 |
0.03641 |
78 |
69 |
9 |
0 |
4783 |
We're just here for the ambiance. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4784 |
It's so hard to meet other sauropods these days. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4785 |
Did you really mean to say "You would love you like I we were the last two on earth"? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4786 |
THIS is certainly evidence of an evolutionary misstep. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4787 |
If that waiter makes one more Long Island Iced Tea joke, im outa here |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4788 |
Frankly, I find it insulting when the wait staff assumes I’m a vegetarian. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4789 |
Just setting some ground rules here- no hickies on a first date” |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4790 |
Get your head out of the clouds and think about what I said! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4791 |
Dino nuggets. Do you think it’s a message? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4792 |
I’m not sure we see eye to eye anymore |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4793 |
She said it was just a tea party. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4794 |
I can't really hear anything. Can You? |
1.1148 |
0.05278 |
61 |
56 |
3 |
2 |
4795 |
What makes this restaurant so special for me is its haute cuisine, literally. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4796 |
Did you remember our straws? |
1.1148 |
0.05278 |
61 |
56 |
3 |
2 |
4797 |
We should ask the waiter for longer silverware. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4798 |
well, at least we won’t choke on asparagus… |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4799 |
Really -- I always order only salad. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4800 |
Just a salad. I'm trying to lose some neck. |
1.1148 |
0.03386 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
4801 |
We made him a double legacy at Yale, but with that B+ in Latin, it's still a reach. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4802 |
Could we ask for a higher table? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4803 |
Is it me or do you feel rushed? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4804 |
Sometimes, it’s really hard to hold my head high and rise above it all, you know? |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4805 |
Here comes the dessert drone. |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4806 |
I know we’re different sweetheart, but we need to fit in |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4807 |
Couldn't have asked for a taller table? |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4808 |
How could chef not get that we are vegetarians?! |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4809 |
It hurts most when I wake up. |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4810 |
See Larry, I told you we should’ve waited for a high top! |
1.1148 |
0.04732 |
61 |
55 |
5 |
1 |
4811 |
I feel as though we are higher than society |
1.1148 |
0.04115 |
61 |
54 |
7 |
0 |
4812 |
I usually sit at the counter. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4813 |
Let's just agree that we'll never neck again. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4814 |
So it’s settled then, no more tapas. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4815 |
Where all the high top tables taken? |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4816 |
You wouldn’t believe me. Acting like humans is impractical. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4817 |
After that time with the fish bone, I’m strictly vegan |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4818 |
You are one fine “dine” osaur. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4819 |
I've missed you and I having a civilized night out, free of those boorish T-Rexs... |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4820 |
I don’t really care for unagi in my sushi |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4821 |
You were supposed to reserve a high top table. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4822 |
I don't know if I like it. It hasn't reached my stomach yet. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4823 |
Don’t stick your neck out for me! |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4824 |
Tipping increases will be the death of us. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4825 |
I can’t read the menu. Did you bring your cheater binoculars, dear? |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4826 |
I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4827 |
I like men taller. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4828 |
We shouldn't make any sudden movements we may startle other patrons. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4829 |
Did you request the vegetarian option? |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4830 |
This feels like the impossibly carefree part of the nature show right before something terrible happens. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4831 |
I wanted to eat somewhere more inclusive. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4832 |
The portions seem to get smaller and smaller here, every anniversary. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4833 |
On second thought, ordering the oysters on the half shell probably wasn't a good idea |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4834 |
Next time we sit at the bar. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4835 |
All I can think about lately is.
If I win the cartoon contest .
How happy I would be. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4836 |
I want another but the brain in my tail says no. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4837 |
I hope our age difference is not going to change how you feel about me |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
4838 |
I've got to know: how did you tie that tie? |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4839 |
I know they’re tacky at a place like this, but I prefer a straw. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4840 |
We are going to have to take turns bending down to eat because we keep bonking heads. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4841 |
What do you say we order some high balls? |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4842 |
They forgot our chopsticks |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4843 |
You told me you were a vegetarian |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4844 |
I’m not sure I can keep this charade up for much longer. |
1.1143 |
0.04337 |
70 |
63 |
6 |
1 |
4845 |
I’m glad we finally see eye to eye on things |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4846 |
Feathers? We’re not thAt extravagant my dear. |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4847 |
Okay Miss you-never-take-me-out, how are we supposed to get the forks to our mouths? |
1.1143 |
0.03830 |
70 |
62 |
8 |
0 |
4848 |
It's the lady and the tramp but necks are noodles |
1.1143 |
0.03245 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
4849 |
I told you we’d get a table with a view |
1.1143 |
0.04791 |
70 |
64 |
4 |
2 |
4850 |
The price is a ripoff for this portion size. I would not come back in 1000 years. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4851 |
I love my new necklace, but do you think it accentuates my neck too much? |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4852 |
We’re a bit long in the neck for this Stanley ! |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4853 |
The lengths we vegetarians have to go to! |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4854 |
I asked for extra long straws but they said they were re all out |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4855 |
The necking you gave me in the cab on the way over here was quite mediocre. |
1.1139 |
0.03597 |
79 |
70 |
9 |
0 |
4856 |
The food is always cold here … |
1.1139 |
0.04408 |
79 |
72 |
5 |
2 |
4857 |
How did you manage this table with this view? Easy, a twenty works wonders! |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
4858 |
You must have stuck your neck out to afford this restaurant? |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
4859 |
I think I need a straw. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
4860 |
Let’s go, the tables here are way too low. |
1.1132 |
0.05154 |
53 |
48 |
4 |
1 |
4861 |
It makes me sad to think that all this is going to end just because of some stupid asteroid. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
4862 |
Sometimes I find tapas disappointing. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
4863 |
You hail from Loch Ness too? Small world. |
1.1132 |
0.05815 |
53 |
49 |
2 |
2 |
4864 |
So you are a vegetarian....that's interesting. |
1.1132 |
0.04394 |
53 |
47 |
6 |
0 |
4865 |
Their Heimlich maneuver gets five stars." |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4866 |
I think we might need to take turns. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4867 |
I miss the straws |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4868 |
You would think they furnish extra-long eating utensils. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4869 |
Next time let’s ask for a high table |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4870 |
I’m surprised it’s so empty on a Friday night. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4871 |
I was a vegetarian until I became a Republican, now I'm becoming extinct & being indicted. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4872 |
Why didn’t you finish your broccoli? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4873 |
The Yucatán is so lovely. Why don’t we go look for the super-comet in the night sky! |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4874 |
A HIGGBALL BEFORE DINNRT? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4875 |
Well,it is considerably more elegant than picking fronds from a tree fern |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4876 |
I'm afraid the chance of getting a waiter here is about as good as being hit by a meteor. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4877 |
Don't order the flaming Baked Alaska for dessert. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4878 |
Did you hear about the newest astronomy news? |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4879 |
I've never been attracted to short men. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4880 |
Is it me, or does the waiter treat us like we're extinct? |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4881 |
This restaurant caters to diners with an elevated palate, but I think that's a stretch. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4882 |
It’s nice to meet someone who can make eye contact. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4883 |
I like sitting where I can see the kitchen. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4884 |
Face it Brutus, the paleo diet is passé. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4885 |
Why couldn't they have put us at a high-top? |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4886 |
If we look down at our table we will become horribly clichéd |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4887 |
I guess not having opposable thumbs as a moot point. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4888 |
We are going to be extinct someday because of these damn short arms. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4889 |
I don't like to waste time on casual dating .. you never know when a meteor might hit. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4890 |
I'm done with these vegan joints. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4891 |
Oh, I never neck on the first date. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4892 |
How 'bout a little necking after dinner? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4893 |
I’ve heard the Jurassic swamp greens are to-die for. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4894 |
We probably should have discussed our situation with them ahead of time. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4895 |
„Things just were better, back then“ |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4896 |
Thank you for not asking how the weather is up here |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4897 |
Boy, we did clean up nicely for our last drink before the meteor strike. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4898 |
I thought you said in your profile that you were taller. |
1.1129 |
0.05196 |
62 |
57 |
3 |
2 |
4899 |
Everything okay? You’ve hardly touched your steak. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4900 |
It’s nice to dine above the din, isn’t it? |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4901 |
Y’know, my last relationship didn’t really work out. He said I was always rubbernecking. |
1.1129 |
0.04659 |
62 |
56 |
5 |
1 |
4902 |
If the manager doesn’t address our specialty needs in the next few minutes I think we’ll need to take our complaint to the even-higher-ups. |
1.1129 |
0.04052 |
62 |
55 |
7 |
0 |
4903 |
I hope the waiter is a giraffe! |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4904 |
I told you. Go ahead. Pick up your fork. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4905 |
I don’t know why I always feel hungry at these sit-down dinners. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4906 |
You’ll never guess in a million years who I ran into at the hair salon last week! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4907 |
Given how long the waiteer has been gone, I'm beginning to think we don't coexist with humans. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4908 |
Our evolution has apparently not quite caught up with this restaurant’s ergonomics |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4909 |
What are we eating? I can't see the table. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4910 |
We are a long way from normal! |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4911 |
Next time, let’s wait for the hi-top table. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4912 |
I don't know. Why don't I bend my neck first to take a sip, and then it'll be your turn. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4913 |
I may be extinct before the waiter brings our dessert! |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4914 |
It's feeling a bit Cenozoic in here. Can we sit outside? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4915 |
I just assumed they would have chopsticks. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4916 |
How long has it been since we were able to enjoy the length depth of love? |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4917 |
Some low hanging fruit would be a nice change. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4918 |
Aye, it's our 200th Anniversary and you've nary way of makin' me feel I ever existed! |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4919 |
How about a couple of long necks to end the evening |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4920 |
I'm thinking of going on a liquid diet. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4921 |
Cheesecake Factory? You told me this was a fine dining establishment. |
1.1127 |
0.05134 |
71 |
66 |
2 |
3 |
4922 |
Damn! Forgot my reading glasses again. |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4923 |
I told you to book a high top, David. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4924 |
Dining above our means |
1.1127 |
0.04726 |
71 |
65 |
4 |
2 |
4925 |
Excuse me waiter, just tasted the soup and its cold |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4926 |
You can barely see the menus in this place |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4927 |
I don’t think we’re ready for evolved dining. |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4928 |
I just don’t know that we’ll ever see eye to eye. |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4929 |
I don’t know why we come here anymore, the staff are always so short |
1.1127 |
0.03779 |
71 |
63 |
8 |
0 |
4930 |
Hope they have straws this tall |
1.1127 |
0.04279 |
71 |
64 |
6 |
1 |
4931 |
I’m going to stick my neck out and tell you I love you. |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
4932 |
imagine us necking |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
4933 |
All I wanted was a nice, romantic night - and then they have to seat a T. Rex at the next table..... |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4934 |
We'll let the zookeeper out tomorrow. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4935 |
If you just want a woman to laugh at your jokes, I guess that could make me laugh. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4936 |
Your opinion on heels was not the deciding factor. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4937 |
Absolutely not. I never neck on the first date. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4938 |
Don't the portions look small? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4939 |
It happened again, I am still hungry. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
4940 |
I agree it feels warm in here,yet my feet are still cold. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4941 |
Your the first one who has ever caught my eye! |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4942 |
I hope the spaghetti really are long enough in this place. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4943 |
But that necklace would look so much better than this little thing. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4944 |
It was a nice thought, Opto, but how do we get the food to our mouths? |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4945 |
We’ve come a long way. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4946 |
Let's run! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4947 |
After dinner, let's go somewhere private and neck. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4948 |
The food here is terrible, but there's something about the space. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4949 |
Honey, this is why I wanted to be seated at the bar |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4950 |
I think this is just not the right time |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4951 |
It’s one thing to dress up; but it’s another thing to eat off the floor. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4952 |
Honey, do you think we can order the waiter? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
4953 |
It's over, Tim; I need someone who's more on my level. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4954 |
I wasn't expecting the fruit to hang that low. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4955 |
At least the atmosphere is nice. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4956 |
We must stop eating these beef neck bones. |
1.1111 |
0.05062 |
54 |
49 |
4 |
1 |
4957 |
Going out these days is such a pain in the neck. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4958 |
HAS THE COFFEE ARRIVED? |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4959 |
The service here is horribly slow.
I feel like we have been waiting for eons! |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4960 |
I think that we need an elevator table ! |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4961 |
So you got your head in the clouds? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4962 |
I'm just saying, YOU'VE never even TRIED spoon feeding me dessert. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4963 |
My arms feel so short today! |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4964 |
I can really use a tall, cool, drink. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4965 |
‘I just feel like we’ve outgrown this City’ |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4966 |
I had a torontosaurus rex for lunch so am not all that hungary. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4967 |
Long necks+short arms=EXTINCTION |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4968 |
Perhaps the “Hoof in Mouth Cafe” was designed for shorter necks. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4969 |
Rex was right, dining here is probably beneath us. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4970 |
The service is terrible. We've been here an hour already and the appetizer still hasn't reached my stomach. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4971 |
Somehow, it just doesn't mean all that much that you might stick your neck out for me. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4972 |
Maybe we should get a tall drink? |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
4973 |
I’ve always felt a little conscious about my small tail |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4974 |
you think Farm to Table is an accomplishment? Try mouth to table. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4975 |
How the hell are we supposed to eat? I asked for a 10-foot table!! |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4976 |
I felt we were on the same wavelength right away. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4977 |
Your obsession with proper etiquette will drive us all to extinction. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4978 |
Shall we try for Caduceus tonight? |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4979 |
Of course the Diplodocus Diner is vegan! |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4980 |
I too am noticing a resurgence of our kind |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4981 |
I'd go to the ladies room, but they don't really like me to. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4982 |
I have carpal tunnel syndrome. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4983 |
Not a single entrée that doesn't contain meat or fish! What's the matter with these animals, Harold? Stuffing their mouths with chunks of carcass. |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
4984 |
So how LONG do you think our waiter will be? |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4985 |
Welcome to the Mesozoic Bachelorette. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4986 |
I can't eat much. I have a sore throat. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4987 |
It's great to meet a herbivore, but your profile picture led me to believe that you were taller. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
4988 |
I can’t believe I took your advice.. I knew I should have worn the necklace up high! |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4989 |
My Dear, I believe we may have over-extended ourselves by coming to this high-priced restaurant. |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4990 |
For once let's get soup instead of salad. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
4991 |
This is all very romantic but I can’t see my fork. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4992 |
I feel like we’re just so different |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4993 |
.
“Smoking didn’t make us extinct. Seeing eye-to-eye did.” |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
4994 |
Gerald, I told you my necklace was too short … |
1.1111 |
0.03730 |
72 |
64 |
8 |
0 |
4995 |
I thought we’d never get a table here, Honey. Thanks for sticking your neck out, I know it was a reach. |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
4996 |
I’m glad I can finally see eye-to-eye with a partner |
1.1111 |
0.04317 |
54 |
48 |
6 |
0 |
4997 |
I don't like these fancy places. By the time I can get the food to my mouth it's always cold. |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
4998 |
Formal follows function |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
4999 |
I’d really like to order something but I can’t read the menu from up here. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5000 |
I don't know, Steve... Asking the chef for a vegetarian beef Wellington? That might be a tall order. |
1.1111 |
0.04588 |
63 |
57 |
5 |
1 |
5001 |
Looking into each other's eyes we realized our necks almost made a heart. |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5002 |
Not sure what’s all the fuss about the Jurassic Park movies. I just can’t relate to them |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5003 |
My last boyfriend really looked up to me but he turned out to be a cheetah. |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
5004 |
All my dresses have plunging necklines. |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
5005 |
The food here is always cold |
1.1111 |
0.03991 |
63 |
56 |
7 |
0 |
5006 |
We may see eye-to-eye for now, but how do we avoid being at loggerheads with each other in the future? |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5007 |
The appetizers we had an hour ago are finally kicking in. |
1.1111 |
0.04222 |
72 |
65 |
6 |
1 |
5008 |
I hate my neck. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
5009 |
Oh, I might not have a clue about the food's aroma, but your breath is dropping some pretty strong hints. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
5010 |
I heard the seafood at Loch Ness is better. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5011 |
I'm scared for our future if dinosaurs like you don't believe in brontosaurus-caused climate change. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5012 |
What were you thinking? This is a steakhouse. |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5013 |
And the best feature is you can program it to play. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5014 |
I don't like this nouvelle cuisine, these portions are too small! |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5015 |
I am perplexed..is it reasonable adaptation for OUR KIND to swoop over and consume this fine meal ??.... if not the delicacy of consumption could be at risk... |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5016 |
You're paleo now? You've been vegan for ages! |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5017 |
Next time, let's ask for a high top. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5018 |
You come here often? |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5019 |
Nobody warned us about a side effect of the wrinkle-remover cream. |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5020 |
We fit in,or we become extinct. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5021 |
James, if you're going to apologise do so now. Don't have all the time in the world, my astrologist already told me everything! |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5022 |
According to my calculations, we cannot wait for so long for the spaghetti to reach us |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5023 |
*sigh* ChatGPT said I keep having this nightmare because I’m trying to shape myself to a world I feel doesn’t accept or understand me…at least I have a date this time” 🤖#ChatGPTtherap |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5024 |
Three horns never dine with long necks |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5025 |
'Let's make a sextape, I think it might be important in the future' |
1.1096 |
0.04600 |
73 |
67 |
4 |
2 |
5026 |
The little necks are from Rhode Island. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5027 |
So much for an ‘elevated menu’ |
1.1096 |
0.03681 |
73 |
65 |
8 |
0 |
5028 |
I just don’t think we’re compatible. |
1.1096 |
0.04166 |
73 |
66 |
6 |
1 |
5029 |
As usual, a waiter pretends to not notice me. |
1.1094 |
0.05038 |
64 |
59 |
3 |
2 |
5030 |
I don't love you anymore. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5031 |
Sure it's handy in crowds and at the theatre but I'm still a bit peeved that we need to wait an additional 20 minutes after eating before we go swimming. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5032 |
We’ll call it a convention table. We’ll sit at opposite ends and have our food served in the middle! |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5033 |
So this female at the gym today went on and on about how she's only eating plants. Like she's just discovered the wheel or something? I'm all, 'ok Dinosaur'. Like I've never seen herbivore. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5034 |
No darling, I can't reach the plates at this place either. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5035 |
You just can't get a good tree top anywhere nowadays. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5036 |
That's a tall order for a guy like you. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5037 |
Don’t worry, I called ahead; they have the really long silverware. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5038 |
I’ve heard the long neck oysters are to die for |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5039 |
I have to say, I do believe that this difficulty we have in eating with utensils is going to catch up with us some day. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5040 |
Look at you! |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5041 |
The food here is not all that great,
but it's the only bistro with ten-foot-long forks. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5042 |
Clearly, our species wasn't selected for restaurant dining. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5043 |
Dude, We're both soooo highhhh |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5044 |
Next time, make sure to request the table be on the mezzanine level! |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5045 |
I don't understand how this restaurant has 3 Michelin stars when every dish is cold |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5046 |
If this dining experience is any indication of what we can expect in the Anthropocene I don’t think we’ll be around long. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5047 |
Sorry babe, I didn’t anticipate needing to bring our own forks. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5048 |
The plates and glasses are too small. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5049 |
This is a lovely table,but do you think we should ask for seats at the bar? |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5050 |
Ever since we got here I feel like everyone is staring at us. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5051 |
Can you pass me the salt, please? |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5052 |
It just bothers me that they ASSUME we don’t need silverware. |
1.1094 |
0.03932 |
64 |
57 |
7 |
0 |
5053 |
Everything changes in this world except your face husband |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5054 |
The host said two-top not triceratops. |
1.1094 |
0.04519 |
64 |
58 |
5 |
1 |
5055 |
I finally met someone I see eye to eye with... |
1.1091 |
0.03356 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5056 |
Next time, please ask if they have outdoor seating. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5057 |
My watch says we're late for our dermatology appointment. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5058 |
Do you think we will be extinct before the waiter returns? |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5059 |
I'm going to stick my neck out and say we're a perfect match |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5060 |
I really appreciate this last fling before we go extinct. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5061 |
I was hoping for a vegan menu with more than four choices. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5062 |
Getting dressed up to go out to dinner.
I feel like we are becoming extinct. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5063 |
I don’t think we were supposed to eat the waiter. |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5064 |
I understand that the Chef's spaghetti goes down easy. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5065 |
I’m really sticking my neck out ordering the salad |
1.1091 |
0.04973 |
55 |
50 |
4 |
1 |
5066 |
‘I thought I specifically asked for longdrink glasses?’ |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5067 |
I know it's hard, Darling, but the way you stick your neck out all the time for people is going to get you into trouble one of these days. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5068 |
These pretzels are making me thirsty! |
1.1091 |
0.05609 |
55 |
51 |
2 |
2 |
5069 |
No, I don’t want to split the Brontosaurus Burger! |
1.1091 |
0.05609 |
55 |
51 |
2 |
2 |
5070 |
I thought you booked a high-top. |
1.1091 |
0.04242 |
55 |
49 |
6 |
0 |
5071 |
You're right Dave, this would be more romantic with opposable thumbs. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
5072 |
Small portions, yet being herbivores has never been so sheik! |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5073 |
This restaurant is epoch. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5074 |
So what is it about me that appealed to you |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5075 |
I feel like such a fraud, making our reservation under the name Giraffatitan! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5076 |
Honey, I hope my acid reflux isn’t a problem tonight |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5077 |
Dinner does not mean necking! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5078 |
They don’t serve low-hanging fruit here, do they? |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5079 |
Just one more reason why we are going extinct! |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5080 |
Thank goodness for outdoor dining. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5081 |
I hope you brought your reading glasses |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5082 |
"This is very romantic and civilized, but remind me
how to get the food up here into my mouth." |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5083 |
My family won't approve, I've had to put my neck out for you. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5084 |
I don’t see her. Maybe something came up. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5085 |
I certainly hope our drinks come with those long straws. |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5086 |
Another glass of Swamp Wine my dear? So nice we agree climate change is just a hoax. |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5087 |
We just can’t go to the theatre, my love |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5088 |
Honey this table is dino-mite. |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5089 |
What do you mean, turtlenecks don’t suit me?! |
1.1081 |
0.03634 |
74 |
66 |
8 |
0 |
5090 |
Wow I really shouldn’t have eaten that red bean mochi before all of this pizza |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5091 |
Do you think we could move tables? I feel a draft on my neck. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5092 |
At these prices we’ll be extinct in no time. |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5093 |
Hi, what’s your favorite cocktail?” “I’ve been longing for anything in a highball |
1.1081 |
0.04112 |
74 |
67 |
6 |
1 |
5094 |
This food is really not up to my standards |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
5095 |
Did you happen to notice whether they had a Brontosaurus Burgher on the menu? |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5096 |
Nobody does vegetarian like Nino's. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5097 |
Though I do find their vegetarian options lacking. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5098 |
I can't lose weight with our vegetarian diet. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5099 |
« Stiff neck ».
« Red neck ». |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5100 |
I feel the world coming to an end, and must move on from our marriage. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5101 |
I wish you wouldn't look down on our waiter. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5102 |
Don't tip more than fifteen percent, they didn't even bring us utensils. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5103 |
It's nice that we can go out formal and that you don't have to wear a tie up to your chin anymore. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5104 |
Well they say adapt or become extinct |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5105 |
What say we mix things up and order the Tommahawk steak for two? |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5106 |
You looked taller in your profile. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5107 |
What's for dinner? |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5108 |
I don't like the new biodegradeable paper straws.
They degrade by the time the juice gets to my mouth"
Bob Greene
Greenwich CT
917.696.682 |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5109 |
"Wilma was waitressing here. Fred Flintstone strolled in and the rest is history." |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5110 |
Did you request a high top? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5111 |
I hear the tofu is good here. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5112 |
It’s an elegant date night restaurant, but I’m disappointed with the vegetarian menu selections. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5113 |
Imagine! Visiting our relatives, walking a few blocks, then admiring the works of Van Gogh. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5114 |
Just know that whatever happens, I'll always be here. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5115 |
I ordered a "top-shelf" Martini because that's the only way I can reach it. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5116 |
Evolution? Go figure. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5117 |
I know it's romantic, Trampas, but let's not order spaghetti. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5118 |
Next time we'll bring the crazy straws. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5119 |
My favorite? Oh, definitely a Brontë, too. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5120 |
Ok,my dear. You can look down on everyone else, but you can’t look down on me! |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5121 |
I love how long the spaghetti is here. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5122 |
I think they should bring out the grill to us next time. The food was cold by the time I ate it. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5123 |
I'm afraid I won't be able to get it up tonight. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5124 |
Jim be honest, are you wearing ass pads? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5125 |
Yes, I actually do enjoy necking. |
1.1077 |
0.04963 |
65 |
60 |
3 |
2 |
5126 |
These portion sizes are way too small. We’re going to have to go somewhere else after this. |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5127 |
Sure, I can keep my elbows off the table, but how am I supposed to bring the fork all the way up to my mouth? |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5128 |
You ordered the prime rib? But honey, we’re herbivores. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5129 |
I never knew the chef’s table was so far from everyone else |
1.1077 |
0.03875 |
65 |
58 |
7 |
0 |
5130 |
I just don’t know if I can be with someone who has such a high opinion of themselves. |
1.1077 |
0.04452 |
65 |
59 |
5 |
1 |
5131 |
Now that we've food on table, let's figure out how to get it to our mouths. |
1.1077 |
0.04963 |
65 |
60 |
3 |
2 |
5132 |
do you need a straw? |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5133 |
Do we get to neck now??? |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5134 |
My eyes are still beautiful? Thank you, again. I'm choosing the next venue. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5135 |
I'm tired of this small plate trend. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5136 |
Must we sit while we eat? |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
5137 |
Extinction is a really good option, considering our toothlessness. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5138 |
they say the kale here is very good |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5139 |
Did you really need a straw? |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
5140 |
Like you I won’t state the obvious.
Nice to know we see eye to eye. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5141 |
Halloween just isn’t any fun these days. Remember when we used to hide behind a tree so that the neighbors wouldn’t know it was our kids at their door? |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5142 |
I hope it's vegetarian... |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
5143 |
I feel like we waited eons to get this table. |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
5144 |
I would not object to lying down for a posh picnic. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5145 |
But, Mark, we can*t let fear of asteroids control our lives. We owe it to the baby. |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5146 |
Okay, so you invited me to dinner for some high-level discussion. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5147 |
If we keep going to dinner at places this we will end up extinct. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5148 |
I hope the flock is watching our eggs. |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5149 |
What’s the latest update with the doctor concerning our cosmetic neck procedures? |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5150 |
I think we have a connecktion |
1.1071 |
0.04171 |
56 |
50 |
6 |
0 |
5151 |
Is this what the counselor meant with see eye to eye? |
1.1071 |
0.04887 |
56 |
51 |
4 |
1 |
5152 |
Are you saying I should just trust that its a vegetarian dish |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5153 |
When do they serve the food? |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5154 |
Honestly dear, it’s time for you to stop sticking your neck out. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5155 |
Janice spent much of the evening protesting Hollywood's decision to turn The Land Before Time into a horror franchise by adding vampires. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5156 |
Don't worry, Sinclair. I'm confident you'll be famous one day! |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5157 |
I understand rejection can be hard to swallow. It's a Yes from me!" |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5158 |
Next time we come here, ask for uncut pasta noodles. |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5159 |
I’ve been invited to appear on the Dinah Shaur show |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5160 |
Is this just dinner, or do we get to neck later? |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5161 |
Dear, I've stuck my neck out for these reservations |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5162 |
I hope I don't throw this up later |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5163 |
What next” Drive - In Movies |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5164 |
You'd think they would have seated us outdoors. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5165 |
Let's just move to Yucatan, Hon.. |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5166 |
Ehhh... I don't know about "fine dining" in Atlanta; let's just go to Waffle House next time. |
1.1067 |
0.04482 |
75 |
69 |
4 |
2 |
5167 |
But what about when I want to wear heels? |
1.1067 |
0.04060 |
75 |
68 |
6 |
1 |
5168 |
When’s lunch? |
1.1067 |
0.03588 |
75 |
67 |
8 |
0 |
5169 |
Darling, not to be rude but I'd rather you wore one of your longer neckties. |
1.1064 |
0.03537 |
94 |
85 |
8 |
1 |
5170 |
You haven't touch your food, honey |
1.1064 |
0.04546 |
47 |
42 |
5 |
0 |
5171 |
High top seating would have made more sense. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5172 |
You'd think the waiter never saw well-dressed patrons before! |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5173 |
I really want a taller table or a shorter neck. |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5174 |
No more steakhouses. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5175 |
Honestly, you're profile picture made you look taller. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5176 |
It's time we talked about your altitude. |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5177 |
I don't know, honey. That's a lot to swallow. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5178 |
I wasn't honest about my dining preference. I actually want to eat the entire park across the street. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5179 |
Is that you kicking me under the table twenty minutes ago? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5180 |
Remember Dear, eat slowly and, chew every piece of your meat well. Remember what happened last time we dined and you choked. The Heimlich Maneuver rarely works on on our long throats... |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5181 |
That's not what I heard at all. I heard Epstein DIDN'T kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5182 |
Just this once, can we forgo the “new straws” rule? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5183 |
And that's the long and short of it. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5184 |
And they were just awarded their third Michelin meteor. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5185 |
Did you forget to bring our straws? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5186 |
This is a vegan restaurant, is it not? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5187 |
Forget about the Heimlich Maneuver. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5188 |
You know, Clive, I really feel like I’m putting my neck on the line with you. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5189 |
Getting this early reservation so we can catch the meteor shower was your best idea ever! |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5190 |
For a while there, we were neck and neck. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5191 |
We’ve been dating for 16.2 million years and you still want to split the check? |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5192 |
I'm not allowed to touch anyone!"
Yun Jia
Cumming, G |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5193 |
They need longer forks at this place |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5194 |
I wish at least one nice restaurant would include a high top table or two. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5195 |
Do you think the kids are o.k at home? The weatherman was predicting asteroids. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5196 |
The other guests here make me feel as old as a fossil. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5197 |
This place is neck and neck with the that Thai place. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5198 |
with tables that low, we will go extinct" |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5199 |
I'd like to propose a toast! |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5200 |
For our anniversary dinner, let’s live large and order the T-Rex bone-in! |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5201 |
They really thought of everything. Except the anatomical impossibility of us even getting our mouths near these plates. |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5202 |
My neck is cold. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5203 |
...they have the AC on in here, they don't need the ceiling fans on too! Would you please just ask? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5204 |
I am so happy I decided to swipe Up |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5205 |
Why did the waitress ask if we wanted the meatier entree? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5206 |
The aftertaste isn't my favorite |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5207 |
Something tells me we are not the dominant species. |
1.1061 |
0.04387 |
66 |
60 |
5 |
1 |
5208 |
Wanna go neck after dinner? |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5209 |
Guess we overprepared for ordering the seafood tower. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5210 |
I know this turns off some men, but I’m a vegetarian. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5211 |
I don’t think farm to table is really for me. Next time, take me apple picking. |
1.1061 |
0.03819 |
66 |
59 |
7 |
0 |
5212 |
Have I got a chiropractor for you! |
1.1061 |
0.04890 |
66 |
61 |
3 |
2 |
5213 |
Is there an easier way to get our food down |
1.1059 |
0.03751 |
85 |
77 |
7 |
1 |
5214 |
I can’t believe some restaurants still require a jacket and tie |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
5215 |
I wrote you a Haiku. The asteroid missed. We evolved to rule the world. Would it have been worse? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5216 |
It was an hour wait for a high top. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5217 |
And you never really look at my body anymore! |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5218 |
I've heard the long-neck clams are unremarkable. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5219 |
It’s always “How’s the weather up there?” and never “How’s your meal?” |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5220 |
The reviews said it was an elevated dining experience! |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5221 |
how do we even eat here? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5222 |
This is a cut-throat situation, dear.... |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5223 |
Am I showing too much arm and not enough neck? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5224 |
Gives all new meaning to 'necking', doesn't it? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
5225 |
Charming,dear. On our bella notte,you order fusilli? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5226 |
That was tasty, but I'm not comfortable with this place's meteoric rise in popularity. |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5227 |
I heard first dates are awkward so how about keep it to small talk. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5228 |
So your profile said you were into necking? |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5229 |
The review said they were the best vegan restaurant. I just wish they had a second floor. |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
5230 |
I told you we shouldn't come here! How do you expect me to eat off this low table? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
5231 |
Nice you are sitting up straight and not slithering on your belly! |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5232 |
What do you think these little chairs are made of that they can hold our15 tons!? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
5233 |
Oh, great, another salad. Can we al least get a fork? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5234 |
I'm getting concerned. None of our old favourites are still on the menu. |
1.1053 |
0.03544 |
76 |
68 |
8 |
0 |
5235 |
This is lovely honey, but could we try our I Heart You formation? |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5236 |
Dining out is always such a pain in the neck. |
1.1053 |
0.04424 |
76 |
70 |
4 |
2 |
5237 |
Maybe we should have requested a high top |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5238 |
I just feel like lately we haven’t been seeing eye to eye |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5239 |
Earl, how will we eat this food? |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5240 |
I can’t wait for small plate menus to go out of fashion |
1.1053 |
0.05418 |
57 |
53 |
2 |
2 |
5241 |
The last guy I went on a date with had a short neck complex |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5242 |
The littleneck clams sound good |
1.1053 |
0.04101 |
57 |
51 |
6 |
0 |
5243 |
Why did you take me to a steakhouse, Jim? |
1.1053 |
0.04805 |
57 |
52 |
4 |
1 |
5244 |
I’m so sorry. I did make the reservation for a high table. |
1.1053 |
0.04008 |
76 |
69 |
6 |
1 |
5245 |
I reserved this table for four 66 million years ago. |
1.1047 |
0.03320 |
86 |
77 |
9 |
0 |
5246 |
Should we ask the waiter to feed us? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5247 |
I wonder how long the Island Ice Tea actually is… |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5248 |
This is the last time we eat here. They forgot the silverware again. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5249 |
Still finding it difficult to eat the soup. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5250 |
Can you even see what we’ve been served? |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5251 |
I think this restaurant has too much overhead. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5252 |
The food was mediocre, and in such small portions. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5253 |
Really, we should just invade this planet. Assimilating to it’s emergent society is more effort than it’s worth. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5254 |
You cant make a waiter see you until he's ready. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5255 |
I don't understand why the Baby Boomers called it "Necking." They don't have any. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5256 |
So how are we supposed to eat our food from up here again? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5257 |
Next time, lets do the high top. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5258 |
We should have asked for a height top. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5259 |
Steak? Really? |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5260 |
I LIKE TO LOOK OVER THINGS. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5261 |
And now you want me to throw away the 3 million years it took to evolve this beautiful elongated neck- just to eat “the best tuna crudo in Brooklyn?” |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5262 |
…and so I held my head high and walked away. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5263 |
The last place you took me had Brontosaurus Burgers on the menu |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5264 |
Sorry if I sounded annoyed with the waiter. It is just him listing tonight’s meat specials was beyond ignorant. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5265 |
Wait, didn't we request a hightop? |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5266 |
This is not my idea of a plant-based restaurant. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5267 |
You keep telling me to get my head out of the clouds. Where do you think yours is? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5268 |
The reviews said “boho” and “Precambrian chic” but to me, this place reeks of Triassic. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5269 |
It's so refreshing to talk to someone who's on my level, you know? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5270 |
My neck is stiff. Mind if we eat at an orchard? |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5271 |
I like a nice olive oil |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5272 |
Thank goodness we see eye to eye |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5273 |
This restaurant has a great vibe. The decor, just beautiful. Awesome food, fab staff, fab wine and my compliments to the Chef. Best leaves and twigs I’ve ever had. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5274 |
I NEVER LIKED ASPARAGUS |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5275 |
Uh should we just make out already? It’s awfully quiet up here |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5276 |
How was the star leaf? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5277 |
Wait a minute--you're a carnivore? |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5278 |
See, this is why I don’t like it when you get to choose the restaurants. |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5279 |
I’ll hardly have time to swallow my first bite before we need to leave! |
1.1045 |
0.04819 |
67 |
62 |
3 |
2 |
5280 |
Sorry, I only go on second dates with guys taller than me. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5281 |
that spaghetti is still going down |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5282 |
It’s going to be awhile until i know if I have ‘room for dessert’ |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5283 |
Necks time I’m filtering Resy by roof top only. |
1.1045 |
0.04324 |
67 |
61 |
5 |
1 |
5284 |
I can’t believe they didn’t seat us at the high top. |
1.1045 |
0.03765 |
67 |
60 |
7 |
0 |
5285 |
Too bad we're herbivores 'cause I hear the steaks here are to die for! |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5286 |
I’m hungry too, but I’m just not comfortable crossing necks on a first date. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5287 |
You call this haute cuisine? |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5288 |
Well, you know what they say about long necks. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5289 |
This blind date is very awkward |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5290 |
But you know our anniversary is actually tomorrow? |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5291 |
Your neck was longer on Hinge. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5292 |
Our friends look upto us |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5293 |
Their food is always cold. |
1.1039 |
0.03500 |
77 |
69 |
8 |
0 |
5294 |
These Jurassic Ken and Barbie Halloween costumes are rocking ! |
1.1039 |
0.03958 |
77 |
70 |
6 |
1 |
5295 |
If that waiter makes one more crack about sticking his neck out.... |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5296 |
Next time, let's order a seat outside near a tall tree. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5297 |
After dinner do you want to neck? |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5298 |
What? It’s not my fault I’m eating slowly. Get a customized reservation next time. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5299 |
I’ve been necking someone else. A giraffe. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5300 |
Remember, the book said to bring food to the mouth, not the mouth to food. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5301 |
I guess evolution didn't take into account fine dinning. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5302 |
Well, at least we will be remembered for going out in style. |
1.1034 |
0.05326 |
58 |
54 |
2 |
2 |
5303 |
I know that what we prefer isn't on the menu, but I got a big discount coupon. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5304 |
Sorry. No high-tops were available. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5305 |
A message in a bottle washed up - ostensibly from a human being - and it said: "Everything is cyclical. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5306 |
When in doubt, pinkies out. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5307 |
Let's not shetch it any farther. I'll order and pay for my own. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5308 |
I told you that a necktie is more appropriate than a turtleneck! |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5309 |
My brother Ralph got a job with the Museum of Natural History. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5310 |
welp… |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5311 |
Personally, I think the asteroid agenda is a hoax. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5312 |
I work in a rooftop company as a durability checker. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5313 |
no. i couldn’t hear the waiter, either. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5314 |
you're much nicer than him. He left me for a giraffe. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5315 |
I’m just not used to dating guys who are the same neck height as me |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5316 |
We should have selected a restaurant in our reach! |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5317 |
This ain’t gonna work. |
1.1034 |
0.04725 |
58 |
53 |
4 |
1 |
5318 |
I motioned for the check but the waiter shrieked and hid behind the bar. I guess I'll smile next time. |
1.1034 |
0.04034 |
58 |
52 |
6 |
0 |
5319 |
Eye contact isn't such a stretch, now is it? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5320 |
Of course, we split the bill! We’re not in the middle ages, you know... Thanks for asking, though. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5321 |
Sweetheart, it's so nice to get away from Scotland every once and a while. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5322 |
I don’t think the server believed that we’re vegetarians. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5323 |
What's a nice Brachiosaurus like you doing in this neck of the woods? |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5324 |
We're going to need some big-ass straws. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5325 |
So dinoxious! |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5326 |
Ate the waiters any good here? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5327 |
I'm glad we've met. Our Tinder profiles states we love to neck. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5328 |
I’ll be your Taylor, if you’ll be my Travis. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5329 |
Would you excuse me? I have to stand up now to eat. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5330 |
I would be more comfortable dining at the tree farm. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5331 |
You do realize that I won't feel the effects of all these cocktails for at least three or four days? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5332 |
I knew it was a long shot, but I'm glad we met. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5333 |
I wonder if the food is good. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5334 |
This is so much better than talking over Necktime. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5335 |
You're not supposed to browse the menu like that! |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5336 |
Browse here often? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5337 |
If you really loved me you'd let me put a love bite on your neck. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5338 |
We should order more breadsticks. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5339 |
We evolved for "take-out". |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5340 |
I love these classic French restaurants, I used to come here when I was a kid. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5341 |
Do you want to join me at the meteor shower? |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5342 |
Oh dear. I fear this cartoonist is trying to starve us to death. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5343 |
Sometimes you really don't want to see what they're doing in the kitchen. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5344 |
The proportions of this cartoon are confusing a lot of people. |
1.1029 |
0.04750 |
68 |
63 |
3 |
2 |
5345 |
I'm gratified that we see eye to eye. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5346 |
Ask them for the longer forks |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5347 |
Wow Bob this restaurant really takes fine dining to a whole different level |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5348 |
I asked if hummus is good and they just threw their hand in the air and left. |
1.1029 |
0.03713 |
68 |
61 |
7 |
0 |
5349 |
I hope we don’t go extinct waiting for some service around here. |
1.1029 |
0.04263 |
68 |
62 |
5 |
1 |
5350 |
Your profile said you were taller than me." |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5351 |
Up here, it's hard to tell if I'm you, or you're me! |
1.1026 |
0.03909 |
78 |
71 |
6 |
1 |
5352 |
Would you think differently of me if I ordered the bison? |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5353 |
Me? Well, that's a tough pill to swallow. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5354 |
I heard the stegosaurus steaks are delicious here |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
5355 |
I think it;s chicken. |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5356 |
Hello twin! |
1.1026 |
0.03457 |
78 |
70 |
8 |
0 |
5357 |
Do you want to play footsie under the table?” “There’s a table? |
1.1026 |
0.04314 |
78 |
72 |
4 |
2 |
5358 |
I wonder if they will ever bring our food? |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5359 |
You never want to entwine any more. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5360 |
Did the waiter just say
'the meat course' or 'the meteor course' is next?
...Either way we're screwed. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5361 |
You had me wrapped around your neck at hello |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5362 |
When you're a Dino with a Dino-sized appetite but a tiny reach |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5363 |
I have told you not to talk when you have food in your mouth. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5364 |
They don’t accommodate us. Like we’re history, or Madonna. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5365 |
First date tonight, so no necking. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5366 |
Are you willing to stick your neck out for our relationship? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5367 |
I'm surprised you asked.. I told you they wouldn't have straws for us. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5368 |
According to my watch, we've waited 15 minutes for utensils. Should we whistle? |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5369 |
Why does Rex always get the cartoons about short arms? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5370 |
I'd stick my neck out for you any day |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5371 |
Does this seem right to you? |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5372 |
Is it me, or are nouvelle cuisine helpings getting smaller? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5373 |
My boss keeps putting me on the Oversight Committee. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5374 |
Do you think we can talk privately without worrying about eavesdroppers? |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5375 |
I appreciate the effort, but I would have preferred a tree. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5376 |
We can neck later. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5377 |
"Brach, this was delightful. Thank you! |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5378 |
If you had treated me this good 3 billion years ago, maybe we wouldn't have gone extinct! |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5379 |
I resent that! It's not like we rich dinosaurs have co-opted ALL the American institutions for ourselves...there's still the stand-up comedy... |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5380 |
Have you heard about asteroids? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5381 |
I like when we didn’t have to pay for our food!!! |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5382 |
I've found that necking on the first date can be overwhelming. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5383 |
I'm thinking herbivor soup. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5384 |
The amuse-bouche was a bit underwhelming |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5385 |
Damn it, Harold. Never ending salad doesn't mean you have to eat it ALL. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5386 |
Do you have to make that pun every time Braun? It's not Super Salad and you know it. No one ever laughs. |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5387 |
Can you see how long this waiter going to take. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5388 |
Well, this has been the worst first date of my life, but at least I finally have discovered the answer to that age-old question about whether a sauropod would wear his tie down there or up here. |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5389 |
Do you think it's too late to ask for an extra long straw? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5390 |
What did you get for dinner?” “I’m not sure, what did you get for dinner?” “I don’t know, what did you get for dinner? |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5391 |
Other men tell me I am a high talker.... |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5392 |
Necking on the first date? Absolutely! |
1.1017 |
0.03969 |
59 |
53 |
6 |
0 |
5393 |
Seriously Darryl, do you see the way they are looking at us? Like we were extinct or something! |
1.1017 |
0.04647 |
59 |
54 |
4 |
1 |
5394 |
I wonder where they grow these plant-based steak. |
1.1017 |
0.05238 |
59 |
55 |
2 |
2 |
5395 |
The salad is to die for. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5396 |
Is age really just a state of mind and are you really just as young as you think? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5397 |
I don't know, I just don't feel like I'm long for this world. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5398 |
Since the announcement of the meteor, all the big tables were booked. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5399 |
I hope Brown v Board of Education doesn't get overturned. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5400 |
It was unkind of the Navy to assign you to a submarine |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5401 |
Thank you for the necklace for my birthday. Its lovely.
Can’t wait to try it with my turtleneck sweater. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5402 |
Ted, I don't it is appropriate to go necking in the swamp on our first date. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5403 |
It hardly seems worth it to come here just because we like the atmosphere. We can't ever reach our food. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5404 |
I hope they haven't run out of wedge salads. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5405 |
Can you believe those New Yorker readers thought we were cartoon trees? |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5406 |
I don't know why you insist on coming here! The forks are never long enough. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5407 |
Your offer is unacceptable! |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5408 |
A neckless....really? |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5409 |
I bought it for the low neckline. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5410 |
Finally someone I see eye to eye with! |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5411 |
Shall we check down on the kids? |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5412 |
Let’s finish dinner by 9 so we can go watch the meteor shower. |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5413 |
Next time let’s go where the giraffes dine. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5414 |
Hurry and order the triceratops before they become extinct. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5415 |
Does swallowing count as food miles? |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5416 |
OMG! The menu prices! This is a stretch! |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5417 |
You are impressed by that? That the peas that they serve here are the size of my brain. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5418 |
It’s spendy, yes, but they don’t do paper straws. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5419 |
Is this the kiddie table? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5420 |
I thought you said this was a plant based restaurant |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5421 |
You should eat. You’re skin and bones. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5422 |
What the fuck? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5423 |
They called that dinosaur kale? They must be kidding. |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5424 |
I prefer outdoor dining |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5425 |
Can you pass the salt? |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5426 |
What do you think the menu says? |
1.1014 |
0.04203 |
69 |
63 |
5 |
1 |
5427 |
Do you think I’ll fit in the bathroom? |
1.1014 |
0.03661 |
69 |
62 |
7 |
0 |
5428 |
I don't think we see eye to eye on this. |
1.1014 |
0.04683 |
69 |
64 |
3 |
2 |
5429 |
I've heard the T Rex steak is to die for. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
5430 |
They won’t think to look for me here. |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
73 |
5 |
1 |
5431 |
Look into my eyes, you will see..." "...that you're still four geological eras late, Frank! |
1.1013 |
0.03416 |
79 |
71 |
8 |
0 |
5432 |
There's never enough vegetarian options at these fancy places. |
1.1011 |
0.03589 |
89 |
81 |
7 |
1 |
5433 |
I hear the prices here are through the roof. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5434 |
Have you seen the waiter or our food recently? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5435 |
Whatever you decide to do, don't stick your neck out. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
5436 |
The nerve; refusing me a straw. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5437 |
I just love that we're both vegan. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5438 |
We been coming here for over 100,000 years and still can’t get a high -top ! |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5439 |
I noticed you’re not eating your food.
You don’t have a sore throat do you? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5440 |
The dinner was lovely, and so was your suggestion, but I'm really not in the mood for necking. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5441 |
We are dinosaurs in name only. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5442 |
No thanks, I'd feel too conspicuous ordering one of those fancy martinis. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5443 |
I think we may not have thought this through |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5444 |
How high did the waiter have to climb for the main course? |
1.1000 |
0.02984 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5445 |
The haggis is better at that place on Loch Ness |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5446 |
We must stop meeting like this… |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5447 |
I fear it's a stretch just to eat at table. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5448 |
Georgie, I find it hard to swallow what you said |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5449 |
Argument is a valve... |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5450 |
Next time, let's just do a picnic at that tree-lined park. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5451 |
Did you order the GLP-1 tasting menu? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5452 |
Just once when we come in here don't you think somebody in the lounge might refrain from yelling "Hey bartender, I'll have a couple of longnecks!" And then, they always play that darned Garth Brooks tune... |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5453 |
I just can't get away from the feeling that I've overlooked something. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5454 |
I think I forgot to turn off the stove. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5455 |
Crane your head to find us a bigger table. |
1.1000 |
0.03551 |
90 |
82 |
7 |
1 |
5456 |
I'm going for the meatballs, I worry the fettuccini won't be long enough. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5457 |
And the portions are so small, too. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5458 |
Sometimes I wish my arms were longer. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5459 |
New policy is that because we’re a nearly extinct minority, we’re entitled to a hefty discount. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5460 |
I told you! If we put a pebble in a jar every time we did it that first year, then removed one every time thereafter, it would take over 60 million years to empty. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5461 |
No napkins? |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5462 |
Is it me or have we been waiting for ages for our final course? |
1.1000 |
0.03099 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5463 |
I had higher expectations. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5464 |
I guess thumblessness was the least of our problems. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5465 |
``Is my neckline too low, you think? |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5466 |
I don't understand why we can't see eye to eye. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5467 |
Please don’t tell me you’ve been up to no good! |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5468 |
You may think we're eye to eye, but I don't plan on sticking my neck out. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5469 |
I always have trouble getting my feet under these tables. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5470 |
You are my first blind date that I can see eye to eye with |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5471 |
Any earth shattering rumors around the office? |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5472 |
Next time better look in the mirror first. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5473 |
Is there some government program I'm not aware of that gives every homeless person a boom box for them to play in public? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5474 |
How do you feel about necking? |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5475 |
Dear, I said "necklace," not "neckless." |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5476 |
It’s so hard to eat indoors, so why bother! |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5477 |
Shall we go with the potted palms? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5478 |
you promised me Haute Cuisine. |
1.1000 |
0.03099 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
5479 |
Who would have expected this kind of ambience at a vegan restaurant? |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5480 |
I said 'gold neck rings,' about a hundred of them, not a necklace. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5481 |
I didn't think getting high for dinner would look like this. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5482 |
You sure you don’t want to move to the high top? |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
5483 |
If only we had ears, darling, we could hear each other say things. |
1.1000 |
0.03375 |
80 |
72 |
8 |
0 |
5484 |
Very nice dear but I did ask for a bib. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5485 |
I don’t know about you, but from where I am the portions keep getting smaller and smaller. |
1.1000 |
0.03815 |
80 |
73 |
6 |
1 |
5486 |
I hate food is always cold when it gets up here |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
5487 |
And after desert we can go watch the meteor shower!” (actually not my caption, but my students’. Every week in grade 12 AP English we submit something for the contest |
1.1000 |
0.05153 |
60 |
56 |
2 |
2 |
5488 |
The news said a meteor is impacting next week, Carl. So…When are you moving out? |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5489 |
I hope they have organic bamboo straws and not one of them lead pipes. |
1.1000 |
0.04145 |
70 |
64 |
5 |
1 |
5490 |
But will you stick your neck out for me? |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5491 |
I get the feeling our future will be meteoric |
1.1000 |
0.04618 |
70 |
65 |
3 |
2 |
5492 |
I’m in this for the long haul. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5493 |
We can’t keep living hand to mouth like this, Darling. |
1.1000 |
0.03906 |
60 |
54 |
6 |
0 |
5494 |
I just don’t understand why it bothers you so much when I wear high heels. |
1.1000 |
0.04572 |
60 |
55 |
4 |
1 |
5495 |
We’re going to need a longer straw. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5496 |
If you can see the waiter, try to wave him down |
1.1000 |
0.05151 |
50 |
46 |
3 |
1 |
5497 |
Uh oh. “Don’t Stop Believing” is playing. We should get out of here. |
1.1000 |
0.04286 |
50 |
45 |
5 |
0 |
5498 |
There’s not a lot of leg room. |
1.1000 |
0.03612 |
70 |
63 |
7 |
0 |
5499 |
I made this reservation back in the Paleolithic era. |
1.1000 |
0.04210 |
80 |
74 |
4 |
2 |
5500 |
Thanks for coming all this way to meet me. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
5501 |
Stop complaining. Once he brings the palm tree we won't need silverware. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
5502 |
I hope they bring the long-stemmed wine glasses |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
5503 |
I'm afraid they've seated us at a triceratops table when we asked for a brontosaurus table. |
1.0988 |
0.03770 |
81 |
74 |
6 |
1 |
5504 |
At least when we share the spaghetti, our necks’ll make a heart |
1.0988 |
0.03336 |
81 |
73 |
8 |
0 |
5505 |
Long time no see |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5506 |
They just don't make microgreens like they used to |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5507 |
So... What's up? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5508 |
I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5509 |
You Cant possibly Believe that Theory I read about, where an asteroid could wipe out,,, the Diansours???????????????????????????????? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5510 |
I doubt they have a bib that will fit us. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5511 |
We need much longer spoons to eat at such a fancy resaurant. |
1.0986 |
0.04555 |
71 |
66 |
3 |
2 |
5512 |
I wish there were restaurants meant for brachiosauruses |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5513 |
I preferred the low-hanging fruits. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5514 |
Who were you expecting, Marilyn Monroe? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5515 |
Can you believe the look we got when we asked for a booster for our table? |
1.0986 |
0.04555 |
71 |
66 |
3 |
2 |
5516 |
Wow! those were some mushrooms, eh? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5517 |
Do you have enough neck room? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5518 |
‘Unagi’ sounds interesting but I have no idea what it is. You? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5519 |
The check doesn’t adder up. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5520 |
It's getting harder and harder to make ends meet! |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5521 |
Speaking as a sauropod, spending $15 on a salad feels like an extinction event. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5522 |
I can't believe you ordered the steak!" Your Tinder profile said you were vegan!" |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5523 |
I hate how we have to dress when we go out, but so far we've fooled everybody who thinks we're extinct. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5524 |
Maybe we should have sat at the bar |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5525 |
It's called "tapas". We're browsers. You're good. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5526 |
Aren’t you going to feed me? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5527 |
Can you hear that sound from the sky? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5528 |
Are you sure they said ‘next’ and not ‘necks?’ |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5529 |
No, I am not going to neck in public. |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5530 |
oh it's sweet of you to offer, but let's go Diplodocutch. |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5531 |
Is your soup cold as well, honey? |
1.0986 |
0.04089 |
71 |
65 |
5 |
1 |
5532 |
Your mother recommended this place, didn't she? |
1.0986 |
0.03563 |
71 |
64 |
7 |
0 |
5533 |
It's nice meeting a real dino who doesn't mind sticking their neck out. My last Bumble date went extinct on me. The one before that was a plesiosaurus. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5534 |
I’m an apatosaurus not a brontosaurus and so are you. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5535 |
I hear the asteroid stew is to die for! |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5536 |
We need a higher table; by the time we reach our food, it’s cold. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5537 |
Anything else to discuss before we go down for dinner? |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5538 |
Frankly, I expected vegetarian. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5539 |
The French Onion soup is not vegan, aside from the onions, it has beef broth! |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5540 |
I was just reading about that meteor that just missed us so many, many years ago. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5541 |
The food's taking so long, we could be extinct by the time it gets here! |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5542 |
I’m tired of paying these prices for fancy greens that I can make just as well at home. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5543 |
We have time - it'll take a hundred million years of evolution before we get a bill. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5544 |
It was a nice idea, Harry, but my arms are still too short to reach my mouth. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5545 |
I wish they would stop giving us dwarf chopsticks to eat with! |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5546 |
I have a bone to pick! |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5547 |
You think we stick out every time we dine with the humans? |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5548 |
All they have left is a low hanging fruit salad. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5549 |
I don't know if I have room for dessert--my entrée hasn't reached my stomach yet. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5550 |
Do you have room enough for dessert? |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5551 |
I've been waiting for this table since the Late Jurassic. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5552 |
Your fantasy football team name is actually, ‘Taylor’s Version’? |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5553 |
I guess we should have waited for the high top |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5554 |
I just think the place seems lower class since those mammals starting moving into the neighborhood. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5555 |
My salad was dino-mite. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5556 |
Did you make sure this restaurant has the long spoons, so we can feed each other? |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5557 |
Peter, I have really high standards. Are you sure we are at the same level? |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5558 |
I don’t think this place is high-class enough |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5559 |
Being high performance makes me hungry. |
1.0984 |
0.04499 |
61 |
56 |
4 |
1 |
5560 |
You gotta promise you’ll never check the deepthroat hashtag. I’m still recovering from the shock. |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5561 |
I wish my arms were longer |
1.0984 |
0.03845 |
61 |
55 |
6 |
0 |
5562 |
Are we wrong for blaming the tortoises? |
1.0984 |
0.05070 |
61 |
57 |
2 |
2 |
5563 |
I vacillate between the usual worries: The baby sitter not sitting on the kids, a possible mass extinction event or you continuing to embarrass me by only having one elbow on the table! |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
5564 |
We could play a little duck, duck goose when we get home" |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
5565 |
Did you see the one in this month’s edition with the dinosaurs at dinner? I didn’t get it. |
1.0980 |
0.05053 |
51 |
47 |
3 |
1 |
5566 |
Well this is awkward. Think we can ask for them to raise the table? |
1.0980 |
0.04205 |
51 |
46 |
5 |
0 |
5567 |
Did you turn off the volcano before we left |
1.0978 |
0.03477 |
92 |
84 |
7 |
1 |
5568 |
No, I'm not into necking on the first date. |
1.0976 |
0.03297 |
82 |
74 |
8 |
0 |
5569 |
No, a moonroof is not an option. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5570 |
They have a small serving size, don't they? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5571 |
I assume we’ll order vegan. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5572 |
This waiter is so slow we may go extinct! |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5573 |
I don’t care for low hanging fruit |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5574 |
The Flower is all yours this time |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5575 |
I'm just tryna get some neck |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5576 |
The Triassic was delicious, but I'm ready for the Jurassic now. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5577 |
After dinner come to my place and let's neck |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5578 |
Do you think the waiter will be able to hear us from up here? |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5579 |
So we’re humoring them, but when will they realize that elusiveness is in our DNA? |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5580 |
they need to raise the bathroom stall walls here |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5581 |
I hate these low, Japanese style tables. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5582 |
Appearances may be deceptive. I'm just not into necking on the first date. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5583 |
Now be careful with the fish bones, dear. |
1.0972 |
0.04034 |
72 |
66 |
5 |
1 |
5584 |
Love forever |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5585 |
You're right. We should have just ordered online. |
1.0972 |
0.03516 |
72 |
65 |
7 |
0 |
5586 |
We should've brought our own silverware. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5587 |
The service takes any longer here we’ll go extinct.
-Taylor S Boston Mass |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5588 |
I have had some neck pain recently. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5589 |
And we got dressed up for this? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5590 |
Where has that waiter gone, it's been ages! |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5591 |
Sometimes I've really tried to wrap my neck around it, but so far nothing works. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5592 |
Before Discover Card |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5593 |
The reason I don't like staying in and ordering 'take out' is because all you ever want to do is sit on the couch and 'neck' |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5594 |
I love the ambiance of the steak house. But you do know we’re herbivores, right? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5595 |
Don't order the foix gras |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5596 |
After you dear |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5597 |
Do you have a straw? |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5598 |
You looked taller in the photos. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5599 |
The food is terrible but I love the vaulted ceiling. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5600 |
I hear the long neck clams are to die for |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5601 |
I feel bad for the sea turtles,but I think we need to go back to straws |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5602 |
I'll crane first! |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5603 |
You are right! The wine really does have a long finish |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5604 |
the new york times restaurant reviewer recommends a few wines that particularly travel well |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5605 |
I would stick my neck out for you anytime ! |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5606 |
I think there's an olive stuck in my throat |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5607 |
No dessert,thanks. My dinner hasn’t even reached my stomach yet. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5608 |
Yes, I brought the straws, but it's only one box. We'll have to share. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5609 |
I'm afraid we're growing apart. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5610 |
Not the kind of dining we were selected for. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5611 |
Good service is going the way of the Homo sapiens. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5612 |
It took 250 generations to develop these necks and now we have to bend down to eat? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5613 |
I was hoping they would seat us outside where we could eat. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5614 |
Dear, did you bring your telescope? |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5615 |
Let's share an entree, I have a scarf payment coming up |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5616 |
I used to love those little straws in the drinks. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5617 |
Do you think this place is just a smidge below our 'high brow' standards? |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5618 |
Will you thank my mother for getting us theses reservations? She really stuck her neck out for us |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5619 |
It smells like fart |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5620 |
Diner was great, honey, but i hope I can lose that last ton before the holidays. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5621 |
The service here is so slow… a guy could go extinct. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5622 |
I'm not comfortable with these knives and forks. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5623 |
I seriously believe we need to put our relationship in some sort of perspective Gerald |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
5624 |
Are you serious right now! |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5625 |
Necking is so old school, don’t you think? |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5626 |
I’ll just say it, dressing up to go out is becoming extinct. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5627 |
The idea of a self-made viagra looked better on paper honestly. |
1.0968 |
0.04429 |
62 |
57 |
4 |
1 |
5628 |
Have you ever been here-before. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5629 |
I can’t believe they put us by the kitchen |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5630 |
Finally a night out. It’s been ages since we’ve done this. |
1.0968 |
0.03785 |
62 |
56 |
6 |
0 |
5631 |
Do they call us "dinosaurs" because we're soaring diners? |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
5632 |
So everybody knows brontosauruses are vegetarians, do they? |
1.0962 |
0.04958 |
52 |
48 |
3 |
1 |
5633 |
I'm taking you on a dinner date, but I never thought that we would have to figure out how to actually eat. |
1.0962 |
0.05668 |
52 |
49 |
1 |
2 |
5634 |
Wind your neck in“
“You wind yours in! |
1.0962 |
0.05668 |
52 |
49 |
1 |
2 |
5635 |
We've ordered garden salad for an eternity! |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5636 |
Look, you can tell me that we actually have a future, or you can just be a big chicken. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5637 |
yummy yummy in my tummy |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5638 |
I misunderstood what they meant by the tree-course menu. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5639 |
I’m ordering a t-Rex steak… |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5640 |
This is it - no further! |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5641 |
At least we won’t have to make small talk with the groom’s co-workers. |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5642 |
I’d stick my neck out for you🔥🔥 |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5643 |
I think we should break up |
1.0959 |
0.03470 |
73 |
66 |
7 |
0 |
5644 |
What? Gen Zs eat at our favorite spot now? I feel ancient, but then yeah vegan is a thing for them as well. |
1.0959 |
0.03981 |
73 |
67 |
5 |
1 |
5645 |
Do you have your glasses? That caption is so far below I can’t read it! |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5646 |
... and I wish you'd stop trying to talk over me. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5647 |
You mean a great deal to me, Harold. I'll never look at you as mere fossil fuel. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5648 |
I think we have a logistical problem. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5649 |
Of course I can see the server, but she's not making eye contact. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5650 |
This place would look a lot different if the meteor had missed. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5651 |
I’ve never seen eye-to-eye with your parents. Are you sure you weren’t adopted? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5652 |
If we have a couple more drinks,we might neck and amaze the giraffes sitting at the table over there. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5653 |
We could sit right here and graze the salad bar. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5654 |
Nice table,but it's a bit of a stretch! |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5655 |
It's nice to get dressed up for a change instead of just gulping down dinner. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5656 |
No, I don’t know you well enough yet to kiss you, but I’m willing to neck. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5657 |
I don't care if it is our third date. No necking. |
1.0952 |
0.04913 |
63 |
59 |
2 |
2 |
5658 |
You know I’m my own woman, but if it came to it, would you stick your neck out for me? |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5659 |
I appreciate the way you extended yourself to meet me. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5660 |
I'm so hungry I could eat a Tyrannosaurus |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5661 |
Another trip to the salad bar? |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5662 |
Well I think it is concerning that we were here before the Ornithischians and yet they were served first. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5663 |
That's a spicy meatball! |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5664 |
Did you tell them we're both vegans? |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5665 |
The woman in that booth won't stop staring at me |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5666 |
Yeah, I don’t think the waiter is ever coming back with those straws. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5667 |
Well. What are you waiting for? Roll me a meatball. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5668 |
I didn’t know service was going to take this long” @newyorkercartoon |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5669 |
That’s it, I’m becoming a carnivore |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5670 |
100year Anniversary is ICE. I just have a feeling that this one will be something special |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5671 |
Well, we’re here. |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5672 |
Are you a fine dine-osaur? |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5673 |
Where are our drinks? It’s been eons since they sat us |
1.0952 |
0.03728 |
63 |
57 |
6 |
0 |
5674 |
If you don’t mind me asking where are your hands right now, something wet is touching mine and I ordered cereal with no milk. |
1.0952 |
0.04361 |
63 |
58 |
4 |
1 |
5675 |
I'm in the mood for linguine and long neck clams. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5676 |
The necking just isn't the same anymore. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5677 |
I don't think much of this nouvelle cuisine thing! |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5678 |
Fred, can we go anyplace else that doesn't serve "Bronto Burgers?" |
1.0946 |
0.04375 |
74 |
69 |
3 |
2 |
5679 |
I'll need my glasses to see what's on my plate |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5680 |
It really means a lot that you were willing to stick your neck out for me. |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5681 |
I forget, are we herbivores or carnivores? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5682 |
Tapas restaurant again? |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5683 |
I heard this restaurant had a great salad bar |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5684 |
Honey, just keep in mind - people are watching. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5685 |
I wonder if they serve extra long spaghetti ? |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5686 |
My mother advised me not to wear this v-neck collar dress because she thought it would make my neck look too long! |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5687 |
Please pass the salt Joseph |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5688 |
I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to stick my neck where it doesn’t belong! |
1.0946 |
0.03929 |
74 |
68 |
5 |
1 |
5689 |
Oh great, they sat us right under the AC. |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5690 |
You know, I really don’t believe many dating profile that says they’re over 6 feet |
1.0946 |
0.03425 |
74 |
67 |
7 |
0 |
5691 |
Try the Mediterranean diet. It's good for you. |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
5692 |
You promised you wouldn't bring up the straw ban tonight. |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
5693 |
Well, it seemed like a nice idea when we made reservations. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5694 |
Next year I get to pick our Halloween costumes! |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
5695 |
So what are your thoughts on first date necking? |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5696 |
. . . and that’s why I asked you out tonight - you’re the only one I can really talk to |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5697 |
I think we need longer forks |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5698 |
It's the little things that count |
1.0943 |
0.04867 |
53 |
49 |
3 |
1 |
5699 |
This table service is the worst |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5700 |
My life coach told me today that I shouldn’t be afraid to stick my neck out. |
1.0943 |
0.04053 |
53 |
48 |
5 |
0 |
5701 |
I've had enough of your tall tales |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5702 |
I'm glad we see things at eye level. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5703 |
How was the fish? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5704 |
We should have lowered our expectations. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5705 |
Can you believe she recommended the steamed Littlenecks? |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5706 |
So there's virtually NOTHING on this menu for an acquatic vegetarian! |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5707 |
We’ve indulged in far too much necking. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5708 |
I’m sorry honey but we look totally ridiculous dressed like this! |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5709 |
It feels like we’ve outgrown this place. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5710 |
I just think we're trying too hard to fit in. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5711 |
Lunch and some heavy necking? |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5712 |
The table behind you is arguing about his mist-rex |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5713 |
Well I am going to stick my neck out and say the service is rather ordinary. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5714 |
If I wasn’t so vain about wearing glasses, I could see what I’m eating. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5715 |
If it is any consolation to you, Spielberg said it was neck and neck. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5716 |
Are you asking for selected mutation |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5717 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5718 |
I’m glad you stuck your neck out to get us this reservation. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5719 |
i would like a decent sized drink please as this would not my little toe. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5720 |
I’m sure you’re wondering why I asked you up here. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5721 |
I'd love you too no matter what animal we were honey but why did you start with Brontosaurus? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
5722 |
I may be sticking my neck out, but could we skip the salad for once? |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5723 |
You have to agree with me, the chef is a pain in the neck |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5724 |
At least my folks never sit us at the kids' table. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5725 |
I feel so darn civilized, but this is SO impractical |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5726 |
Sometimes I have doubts that evolution by means of natural selection is progress. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5727 |
I phoned ahead of time ‘cause I heard a meteor was on its way. |
1.0938 |
0.04838 |
64 |
60 |
2 |
2 |
5728 |
The menu said, 'Tip according to your size.' |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5729 |
You can never fill up on this cuisine. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5730 |
If you learn to cook we wouldn’t have to go to Pizza Hut every night. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5731 |
It’s a long way from the top if you want a garlic roll. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5732 |
The secret to a lasting relationship is to find someone who is as willing to stick their neck out for you, as you are for them. |
1.0938 |
0.04838 |
64 |
60 |
2 |
2 |
5733 |
Never again in this diner, the prices have had a meteoric rise since our last visit. |
1.0938 |
0.04295 |
64 |
59 |
4 |
1 |
5734 |
Frankly, I need to date someone more realistic. You always seem to have your head in the clouds. |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5735 |
How do you normally order your conifer? Branch-in or branchless? |
1.0938 |
0.03672 |
64 |
58 |
6 |
0 |
5736 |
I think I have several pieces of food caught in my throat |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5737 |
Shall we go see "Poor Yella Rednecks" at the Theatre Club? |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5738 |
This is not the time for necking, George. Later. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5739 |
Couldn’t you have found a restaurant without a “no necking” policy? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5740 |
Not everyone I meet can I see eye-to-eye. |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5741 |
Are you seriously going to order the fried pterodactyl?! |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5742 |
Here’s one for the history books—steak. |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5743 |
Your profile said you liked sex in public places. How about some necking right here |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5744 |
Don’t give me that look. It’s freezing in here. I had to complain” |
1.0933 |
0.03382 |
75 |
68 |
7 |
0 |
5745 |
I know you're stuffed to your neck but do you have room for dessert? |
1.0933 |
0.03878 |
75 |
69 |
5 |
1 |
5746 |
Do you feel a chill? |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5747 |
It's healthy to take a 15-hour break to see if you're still hungry. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5748 |
You’re so preoccupied with whether you can eat meat that you didn’t stop to think whether you should. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5749 |
The portions keep getting smaller. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5750 |
Sorry, but you look younger in your profile picture... |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5751 |
I agree with you 100%, but I just don't think you should stick your neck out. |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5752 |
All my friends were getting neck-jobs, and I was feeling a little “low,” so here we are. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5753 |
Maybe we should ask for a booth |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5754 |
You always order the spaghetti. |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5755 |
I love that we alway stick our necks out for each other |
1.0926 |
0.03982 |
54 |
49 |
5 |
0 |
5756 |
Of course this is a vegetarian restaurant Norman! Exactly how long have you been "HANKERING" for a steak! |
1.0926 |
0.04779 |
54 |
50 |
3 |
1 |
5757 |
Maybe we should have taken the high-top. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5758 |
I like getting fancy as much as the next Apatosaurus, Jerry, but we need almost 1000 lbs of vegetation like ferns and soft tree leaves EVERY DAY just to support our massive body weight—this meal is, to put it mildly, absolute bullshit. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5759 |
I hear the meteor salad is to die for" |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5760 |
Remind me why I agreed to come to this restaurant? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5761 |
That story is hard to swallow! |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5762 |
I always forget, are we Vegan of Carnivorous? |
1.0923 |
0.04765 |
65 |
61 |
2 |
2 |
5763 |
Happy Anniversary: "We survived extinction but can we survive another year of marriage?" |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5764 |
At least when you're a vegetarian you don't have to worry about learning the Heimlich maneuver |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5765 |
I wanted to wait for the high-top, but no... |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5766 |
I say it was a bright flash, and I say to hell with it. Eat your soup. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5767 |
A few more years and they will just give it back to us. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5768 |
Ugh, can you see what time it is? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5769 |
Again I must say, This is not the elevatored table , Hans
he napkins are not long enough ! |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5770 |
Hilda said this is the best vegan restaurant in town. |
1.0923 |
0.04765 |
65 |
61 |
2 |
2 |
5771 |
Amazing. We see eye-to-eye on everything. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5772 |
Have you figured out how we'll dine? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5773 |
You can wine and dine me, take me to all the fabulous places, but let's be honest Fred, we just don't see eye to eye. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5774 |
so we just kept singing raise the roof... |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5775 |
Tiny Plates! I thought they said Heinie Steaks. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5776 |
Sorry, but that story is a stretch. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5777 |
I love that you're trying new things, Neil, but I'm not sure about you ordering the Wagyu. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5778 |
Well, if you're going to wear a mask, you should really |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5779 |
A night like this really gives you perspective. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5780 |
Is it rude if I ask for a straw? |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5781 |
We probably should have sat at the bar. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5782 |
This is why I asked you to reserve high top seating. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5783 |
You call this high society dining? That’s a stretch. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5784 |
Is this the place that has those very short napkins ? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5785 |
Johnny, I think this relationship has long-drawn-out |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5786 |
Screw the diet, I’m having steak! |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5787 |
I don’t know Steve! Maybe they put us on the wrong timeline, just act up now |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5788 |
I stick my neck out just to see you flouncing around with that tyrannosaurus home-rexer |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5789 |
And I am the passive aggressive one? So why don’t you go ask your sister, Miss Thanksgiving, why, why, why exactly, we ended up at the kid’s table. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5790 |
Well, long story short |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5791 |
You have really bad breath. Again. Seriously, couldn’t we get a bigger table? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5792 |
Get along with long distance or be a d. |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5793 |
I wonder why they didn’t make us scan a QR code |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5794 |
We are dinosaurs, and we’re all dressed up at a fancy restaurant! |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5795 |
I don’t mean to be too forward, but should we share a plate of very long spaghetti? |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5796 |
I'm glad we met up here |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5797 |
I just need Long Island Ice Geas to be longer. |
1.0923 |
0.02878 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
5798 |
Ugh, my go-to order is extinct. |
1.0923 |
0.03618 |
65 |
59 |
6 |
0 |
5799 |
Did you hear about the asteroid? |
1.0923 |
0.04231 |
65 |
60 |
4 |
1 |
5800 |
It’s not just the food, it’s the ambience of this place I like |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5801 |
If I have to eat one more brontosaurus omlette. Omg! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5802 |
Did you notice my new necklace? |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5803 |
I hear this restaurant has a very high overhead. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5804 |
Winter’s coming and I can’t find the right turtleneck! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5805 |
I can't belive we got into Tatiana - |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5806 |
You told me this was a vegan restaurant. |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5807 |
$50 for a salad!? I’m gonna lose my neck!! |
1.0921 |
0.03339 |
76 |
69 |
7 |
0 |
5808 |
If you think this is awkward, try picking up the utensils. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5809 |
The service is great but the portions are so small that they only go halfway down my neck |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5810 |
The salad is enough. Quite good actually. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5811 |
"Are you sure you still want to commit the rest of your life to being the poster child for an oath? Maybe we skip the ceremony and cuddle in bed instead." |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5812 |
I thought you said it was elevated cuisine. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5813 |
My hind-brain is telling me this date sucks. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5814 |
I've been kind of in the mood for a Fred Flintstone Steak. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5815 |
This is not what I had in mind when I said necking. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5816 |
According to my sister, brachiosauruses dressing like hominids is transtemporal cultural appropriation. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5817 |
I still prefer eating outdoors, I can get my teeth into the meal—mean meat |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5818 |
Birds are our direct evolutionary offspring, but you still just HAD to order the chicken. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5819 |
No necking please. We'll be extinct before we finish. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5820 |
It's good this restaurant has high ceilings |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5821 |
Call me old school but the tofurky was quite good. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5822 |
For a first date, I think things have gone down pretty well so far. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5823 |
I don't believe in necking after one date |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5824 |
Let's try to make it through dinner without knocking heads. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5825 |
I am sorry. When we sit this close I have a hard time reaching my plate. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5826 |
Honey, I forgot my binoculars at home. |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5827 |
Oh no—they’re out of ancient grains. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5828 |
I will promise to love and honour but I won’t promise to obey |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5829 |
I feel like unagi. |
1.0909 |
0.04596 |
77 |
73 |
1 |
3 |
5830 |
Snappy Hour at last. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5831 |
Don't look,there's Babar and Céleste behind you. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5832 |
How do they expect us to eat what's on the plate? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5833 |
Mine does too, we should have gone to the 'Arbor-Eat-Em'. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5834 |
It’s going to be harder to eat than it was to get dressed up. |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5835 |
It’s short for Ernestine |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5836 |
You go first . |
1.0909 |
0.03780 |
77 |
71 |
5 |
1 |
5837 |
I'm glad we could reach each other. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5838 |
Thanks for coming up all this way to join me. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5839 |
I hear the micro-greens are to die for! |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5840 |
I know what I heard and the waiter distinctly asked if we would be on the same neck or separate. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5841 |
Well, I thought we had a real connecktion |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5842 |
I have something to tell you. Can we speak in private? |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5843 |
Do you think they have vegan options? |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5844 |
I forgot my reading glasses too. I guess we'll just let the waiter order for us again. This is getting really old, Brian. |
1.0909 |
0.04695 |
55 |
51 |
3 |
1 |
5845 |
Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5846 |
No, it’s nice—it’s just… does the table seem low to you? |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5847 |
Charles, we are not getting a Tesla. What would the neighbors think. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5848 |
Why did we evolve to get a long neck again? |
1.0909 |
0.03298 |
77 |
70 |
7 |
0 |
5849 |
Honey I think I'm shrinking each year we get older.. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5850 |
The Maitre D’ was correct. It’s not a necktie unless it’s on your neck. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5851 |
See, now with you this feels right because we really see eye-to-eye. |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5852 |
True love is not being afraid to stick our necks out fir each other. . . |
1.0909 |
0.03566 |
66 |
60 |
6 |
0 |
5853 |
We’re just too big for this world. |
1.0909 |
0.03912 |
55 |
50 |
5 |
0 |
5854 |
I'm glad we're finally doing this. My mum told me I have to stick my neck out. |
1.0909 |
0.04169 |
66 |
61 |
4 |
1 |
5855 |
It’s such a relief to finally meet someone at my level |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5856 |
Did you bring your teeth along or left them on the dresser |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5857 |
Does it feel a little drafty in here to you? |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5858 |
George, please. |
1.0897 |
0.04156 |
78 |
73 |
3 |
2 |
5859 |
Marriage? It takes a lot of courage to stick your neck out that far. |
1.0897 |
0.03257 |
78 |
71 |
7 |
0 |
5860 |
For the price you’d think we’d get a whole tree |
1.0897 |
0.03734 |
78 |
72 |
5 |
1 |
5861 |
Can you believe it? There's a theory that if this meteor hadn't crashed down and killed all the mammals we wouldn't be here now. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5862 |
Evolution is too slow. What about Asteroid Therapy?" |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5863 |
Next time let's not use Yelp to find a restaurant. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5864 |
The last T-Rex I dated tried to kill me. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5865 |
I am really not so sure about this dining arrangement. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5866 |
I’ve always wanted to be the one to ask: do the curtains match the drapes? |
1.0896 |
0.04626 |
67 |
63 |
2 |
2 |
5867 |
Christ, what an asshole! |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5868 |
Of all things, the very last thing that I thought you'd ever give up was necking. Really! |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5869 |
How about we follow this up with some serious necking like we used to in the old days |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5870 |
The portions are so small - and so distant. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5871 |
I know we promised to lose weight, but this isn't going to work |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5872 |
George, I think we might have picked the wrong table. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5873 |
I hope they have the really long forks... |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5874 |
Do you think the forks will be long enough? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5875 |
I was married to a turtle once but it didn't work out |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5876 |
I wouldn't put my neck out for him. Actually, it's time to embrace a feminist ethic. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5877 |
I really thought we were over this, Frank. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5878 |
I got this outfit special for tonight Roger. Have you even noticed? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5879 |
When I said that my standards are low, I didn’t mean that low.” |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5880 |
Think I'll be diner sore tomorrow? |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5881 |
You're shorter than my ex-boyfriend |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5882 |
Ankie and Deron @wantanencore @d.e.r.o.n |
1.0896 |
0.04626 |
67 |
63 |
2 |
2 |
5883 |
I like discussing things at length on first dates. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5884 |
I know we must have somethin'g in common, but can’t see what! |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5885 |
Sure wish the wait staff would hurry with those straws. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5886 |
And I still love you after all these years of waiting for the server to bring us our check. |
1.0896 |
0.04108 |
67 |
62 |
4 |
1 |
5887 |
Do you think they have long enough spaghetti that we can slurp? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5888 |
Those at the ground level are angry because they think we are too far removed to be making decisions on their behalf. But I think our privileged perspective allows us to remain objective on those issues. |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5889 |
Well, it took you just the whole mezozoic to ask me out; |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5890 |
You ever get tired of being asked to stick out your neck for people? |
1.0896 |
0.03515 |
67 |
61 |
6 |
0 |
5891 |
My ferns were undercooked. |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5892 |
Why on earth would the waiter as if we ever worked at Toys R Us? |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5893 |
Finishing neck to neck sounds good to me! |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5894 |
Do you think they will serve it on a tree branch? |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5895 |
You look thinner in your Tinder picture. |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5896 |
We’re only a physical match. I can’t stand everything else about you. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5897 |
This is nice. Those drive-thrus just weren’t working for us. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5898 |
What do you want to talk about, necks? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5899 |
I don't know, I can't bend my neck either. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5900 |
The portions certainly have gotten smaller. |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5901 |
Well, dinner was delicious. Shall we finish it off with a « café allongé » ? |
1.0893 |
0.03845 |
56 |
51 |
5 |
0 |
5902 |
After all the times I stuck my neck out for you, you're breaking up with me!? |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5903 |
My last boyfriend always got things twisted. |
1.0893 |
0.04613 |
56 |
52 |
3 |
1 |
5904 |
Do you also feel a little conspicuous while dinning here? |
1.0889 |
0.04290 |
45 |
41 |
4 |
0 |
5905 |
Next time, let’s dine alfresco. |
1.0886 |
0.03218 |
79 |
72 |
7 |
0 |
5906 |
Getting people up to our level? Might as well order pie in the sky. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5907 |
Darn it! I forgot the straws. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5908 |
We're going to need longer forks. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5909 |
I wish those long neck drinks were in vogue! |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5910 |
Finally, a restaurant without silverware. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5911 |
What’s your necking safe word? |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5912 |
You're the Jurassic spark in my life....
We may soon be extinct but our love is eternal... |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5913 |
For the last time, no. The waiter didn't think we were being pretentious because we ordered vegan. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5914 |
The food is nice,but I really wish they would |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5915 |
One review called it an elevated experience. We’ll see about that. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5916 |
At this rate, we’ll go extinct |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5917 |
People look up to us. We must set a good example. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5918 |
No crust |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5919 |
I swear, if you ask the waiter, 'Is there a potty for us?' again, I'm leaving you. |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5920 |
hopefully the world doesn’t end before we get our food |
1.0882 |
0.03465 |
68 |
62 |
6 |
0 |
5921 |
Do you think the Dino Nuggets are for Dinos? Or….. |
1.0882 |
0.04049 |
68 |
63 |
4 |
1 |
5922 |
I'm not sticking my neck out and ordering any of the homemade special deserts tonight. |
1.0879 |
0.03369 |
91 |
84 |
6 |
1 |
5923 |
I was curious about the non-vegetarian menu, but when I asked I got the strangest look from our server. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5924 |
I wish they’d had vegetarian options. I’m trying to cut back on waiters.” |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5925 |
They really need more vegetarian options on the menu. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5926 |
I can’t see my watch from here. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5927 |
"It tastes good, but I don’t know how fulfilling it is yet." |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5928 |
Well, I think the asteroid vaccine is how they'll carbon date us. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5929 |
We'd better stick to eating off tall trees! |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5930 |
You can look into my eyes all you want but I still need you to pass the salt! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5931 |
Why did you think again it was a good idea to ask the Genie to turn us into dinosaurs for your last wish? |
1.0877 |
0.02833 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
5932 |
But we’ve always had long tête-à-tête ´s |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5933 |
I find our current politics, like these meat balls, hard to swallow. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5934 |
Why must you insist on requesting chopsticks? |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5935 |
Call it what you will, but I promise not to limit you in any way. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5936 |
Plant-Based" my big prehistoric arse... I'd rather eat actual locally-sourced, humanely raised, MEAT, as opposed to this lab-made, overly processed, marketing ploy |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5937 |
I think we are over-dressed for these people. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5938 |
You’ll love this place - it’s farm to ceiling. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5939 |
You were right. The procedure completely eliminated my GERD. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5940 |
It’s time to level up our relationship |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5941 |
Why do I let you take the decisions anyways! |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5942 |
I knew it was over with my ex when he told me I should go on the paleo diet. |
1.0877 |
0.04534 |
57 |
53 |
3 |
1 |
5943 |
My ex-husband lacked ambition, always went for the low-hanging fruit. |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5944 |
Did you really need to order the "bacon meteor" jack? |
1.0877 |
0.03780 |
57 |
52 |
5 |
0 |
5945 |
My mother said I’d go extinct before I ever met a good man, but look at us! |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5946 |
Are you self conscious about your short arms? |
1.0875 |
0.03643 |
80 |
74 |
5 |
1 |
5947 |
You just never know if this will be your last mean. |
1.0875 |
0.03179 |
80 |
73 |
7 |
0 |
5948 |
Where did you find a vegan restaurant? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5949 |
You into some necking? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5950 |
Always hard to get reservations in the city. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5951 |
So, Dino Sinclair. Have you ever considered legally changing your name? |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5952 |
Yah, this table feels a little low to me too. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5953 |
The vegan plates just seem to be getting smaller and smaller. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5954 |
To be frank with you I am
having a hard time swallowing
your constant excuses! |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5955 |
They told me they no longer give straws! |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5956 |
Honey, I think we need to see a lawyer and finish up our Last Will and testament. It will be a lot easier on the kids. First question, do you want to be buried or cremated? |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5957 |
Love the vibe, but such small portions? |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5958 |
I'm glad you have such an elevated perspective, you're half way to heaven already!"
"Oh get your head out of the clouds, if there was a God we would have seen him by now |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5959 |
I think I have a frog in my throat. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5960 |
Okay darling,I'll wear the one with a plunging neckline next time. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5961 |
"Did you see how the waiter just assumed I wanted to vegetarian option? I am so sick of the stereotypes." |
1.0870 |
0.05225 |
46 |
43 |
2 |
1 |
5962 |
I don't think this silverware is long enough for us. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5963 |
Wow, they’ve really spared no expense… |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5964 |
I heard the duck is good, but you have to order it 65 million years in advance. |
1.0870 |
0.03992 |
69 |
64 |
4 |
1 |
5965 |
I’m worried this is a no-necking restaurant. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5966 |
The critic said the food was elevated. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5967 |
The website said rooftop service: I didn’t think we had to sit up here, too! |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5968 |
She’ll have the salad. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5969 |
Did you hear that Loch Ness is finally sold as it’s no longer monstrous enough. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5970 |
‘Maybe we should’ve chosen the high top’ |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5971 |
I think we should see other people, literally. |
1.0870 |
0.03417 |
69 |
63 |
6 |
0 |
5972 |
It’s so nice to finally meet someone on my level. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5973 |
Would you still love me if I had no neck? |
1.0864 |
0.03599 |
81 |
75 |
5 |
1 |
5974 |
You look nothing like the photo you posted. |
1.0864 |
0.03141 |
81 |
74 |
7 |
0 |
5975 |
Should we take it to-go? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5976 |
I guess that our kids are tailgating at the game slam'n long-necks |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5977 |
Do we have to use utensils? If I use a fork my food is cold before it reaches my mouth. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5978 |
And the portions are so small. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5979 |
They guarantee that the plants will be tall enough for us. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5980 |
Can we order something besides the brontosaurus burger? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5981 |
Would love to try it but… |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5982 |
I hear the mammals are agitating for equal rights. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5983 |
I don't thinks there's anything on the menu that I can eat. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5984 |
Promise me that you'll never bring me to this restaurant again. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5985 |
I’ve loved you from short neck forward. |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5986 |
Steak? |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5987 |
For the hundredth time, I don't wanna do the lady and the tramp spaghetti thing with you, Daniel! |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5988 |
there’s just something between us. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5989 |
You know, I really stuck my neck out for you. |
1.0862 |
0.03718 |
58 |
53 |
5 |
0 |
5990 |
I am so glad we met. So few people are willing to stick their neck out these days |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5991 |
I thought I told you not to park in the basement of the parking garage? |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5992 |
The proportions in these places are just unbelievable! |
1.0862 |
0.04458 |
58 |
54 |
3 |
1 |
5993 |
I feel that this generation doesn’t think about extinction. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5994 |
Sometimes you treat me like I am just another of your sock puppets! |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5995 |
I keep waiving for the waiter but they keep just looking at my eyes. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5996 |
I told you, Harold, you were supposed to wear the tie higher up |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
5997 |
The silverware in this restaurant is way too short. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5998 |
I smell a slight Starlink... |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
5999 |
My eyes are up here, buster! |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6000 |
I had to make the reservations months ago. It's hard to find a restaurant with ceilings this high. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6001 |
I'm not sure your necktie fits. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6002 |
Sometimes, I get the feeling that being all dressed up is just useless. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6003 |
I ordered us a bottle of wine. The waiter suggested Dino 23BC. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6004 |
You're off work tomorrow so we've got time to neck all night, sweetheart. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6005 |
dinnersaurius |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6006 |
Yes, it is You |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6007 |
I’m so glad to meet a vegetarian. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6008 |
I hope the asteroid I ordered doesn't make me gassy. |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6009 |
I know they're beautiful artifacts, but dear it is impossible to eat from this human table, and whatever a "tie" is I cannot see it. |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6010 |
You've gained a lot of weight since you stopped smoking. |
1.0857 |
0.02686 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6011 |
Do you think they’ll catch us necking? |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6012 |
it’s good to know we’re both above small talk |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6013 |
It’s nice to have someone who’ll stick their neck out for you… |
1.0857 |
0.03370 |
70 |
64 |
6 |
0 |
6014 |
So glad I added that but about being into necking on my profile |
1.0857 |
0.03937 |
70 |
65 |
4 |
1 |
6015 |
Evolution will catch up eventually. |
1.0854 |
0.03105 |
82 |
75 |
7 |
0 |
6016 |
All this talk about asteroids. Don't you just miss the forest for the trees? |
1.0851 |
0.05116 |
47 |
44 |
2 |
1 |
6017 |
Finally a place run by one of us. I vote Blue Team. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6018 |
Fat head! |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6019 |
No, making love after dinner wouldn't help with my existential dread. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6020 |
I understand that necking is so passé |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6021 |
All the good ones are either extinct or elusive. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6022 |
Will ‘Rex’ be joining us later? |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6023 |
The couple at the next table arrived after us and they’re already getting their dinner. Are you sure you slipped the hostess the fresh lettuce? |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6024 |
Just so you know, I don't neck on the first date |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6025 |
Ernie and Charlotte weren’t short on conversation, even after all these years. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6026 |
The spaghetti is delicious but the strands could be longer. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6027 |
I prefer restaurants with high-top tables. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6028 |
So what’s up with you? |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6029 |
Please, do not order a "Highball"! |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6030 |
So, your online profile said you'd like to hook up for some good old-fashioned necking....I'm all yours. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6031 |
Should we order dessert? I still have the apetizer going down my throat. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6032 |
How is your esophagus doing these days? |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6033 |
Service has been a bit slow since the asteroid. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6034 |
Don't be crude, and pass the oil, please. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6035 |
Your proposal is a stretch. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6036 |
Is it too much to ask for longer straws? |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6037 |
After seventeen years, I still love peering into your eyes. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6038 |
So I said to my agent, There’s no way an AI can look more real than me. |
1.0847 |
0.04384 |
59 |
55 |
3 |
1 |
6039 |
Nouvelle cuisine is so passé. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6040 |
Maybe we should change to the bar tables |
1.0847 |
0.02146 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6041 |
Something tells me that the waiter will never come... |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6042 |
No, I have no idea if it's any good. |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6043 |
So long, Harold |
1.0847 |
0.03657 |
59 |
54 |
5 |
0 |
6044 |
Not sure getting all dressed up was worth it for mediocre triceratapas. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6045 |
Humans can be so elegant. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6046 |
If the service doesn't get better, put the tip on the roof! |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6047 |
Promise not to eat the waiter? |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6048 |
Mine hasn't reached my stomach yet, so I don't know if I'm full. You? |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6049 |
This place seems nice, but my tastes are still evolving..." |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6050 |
I don’t know why they always ask if I would like a long neck. |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6051 |
I THINK WE TOOK BEING HELICOPTER PARENTS TOO FAR |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6052 |
What? Why do YOU think we never get a scene with spaghetti and a meatball? |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6053 |
We should have chosen a more upscale restaurant |
1.0845 |
0.03324 |
71 |
65 |
6 |
0 |
6054 |
I guess the camera cuts down weight! |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6055 |
I'm worried it will take all day for this food to reach our stomach. |
1.0845 |
0.03883 |
71 |
66 |
4 |
1 |
6056 |
If our entrées don’t come soon, I’m going to need to go forage. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6057 |
Of course I'm vegetarian, why would you even ask."
Andy Mathieson, Studio City, Cali |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6058 |
Your neck is long but your faith in |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6059 |
I'm just not sure if we should try to have kids right now.....it's not just climate change. A meteor could crash to earth and destroy life as we know it! |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6060 |
Now isn't the time to start being vegan. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6061 |
Let’s leave. I’ve just browsed the menu, and it doesn’t have green, leafy veggies! |
1.0833 |
0.04311 |
72 |
68 |
2 |
2 |
6062 |
Long distance relationships be like: |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6063 |
We have waited a long time for this table to open |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6064 |
I don't know how to eat it either. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6065 |
I suspect that fine dining eventually will affect our relevance. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6066 |
I'm glad we can see eye-to-eye on things, Henry. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6067 |
oh, yes my Darling! We did a lot of wonderful necking in those days before the Pill. |
1.0833 |
0.04311 |
72 |
68 |
2 |
2 |
6068 |
You were right. The weather is nice up here. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6069 |
As they gaze lovingly into each other's eyes: “are they looking?” |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6070 |
There's a reason I 've avoided ice for aeons. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6071 |
I wouldn't eat a lot of crackers. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6072 |
The reviews were right…these really ARE tiny portions! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6073 |
The hot water with lemon would help your StegoSoreThroat.” |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6074 |
Seems like the service here is beneath us. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6075 |
Do you think this neckline is too risqué? |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6076 |
Enjoy this dinner because it may be our last! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6077 |
It's just that you seemed taller on your profile. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6078 |
What terrifies me is the possibility of our tying the knot with our necks. Don Warner, Denver, Colorado |
1.0833 |
0.04924 |
60 |
57 |
1 |
2 |
6079 |
I told you we were overdressed. |
1.0833 |
0.03830 |
72 |
67 |
4 |
1 |
6080 |
I don't think 'fine dining' is our thing. The portions are so small! |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6081 |
We'd be real dinosaurs if we had the house wine with dinner. |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6082 |
What a joke. So the best the “Age of Mammals”
can produce are small plates? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6083 |
I picked this restaurant because it's a good place to start our diet. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6084 |
How can a salad take so long? I told them we are trying to catch a show after. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6085 |
Stop staring at other people, they may think that we are odd looking |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6086 |
You can at least stop your mind from roaming. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6087 |
Whatever happens down there stays down there…mmkk!? |
1.0833 |
0.04031 |
48 |
44 |
4 |
0 |
6088 |
This place better not have paper straws. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6089 |
Clive, I'm glad that we see eye to eye. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6090 |
Uncharted views: eyes above, hearts below |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6091 |
I'm sorry I should have checked ahead to see if they were herbivore friendly. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6092 |
I think we see eye to eye on this |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6093 |
Big mistake leaving our straws in the convertible |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6094 |
I wish we had gone with the high table seating |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6095 |
I’m super into necking, are you? |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6096 |
I am surprised you did not choose the unlimited buffet option! |
1.0833 |
0.04312 |
60 |
56 |
3 |
1 |
6097 |
I should tell you I have a strict no-necking policy until the third date. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6098 |
I regret having to cut this short. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6099 |
I know it sounds crazy - I am really craving a juicy steak. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6100 |
I’ve heard the Three Fern Salad is excellent. |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6101 |
I spend hours getting ready for dinner and you’ve said nothing nice about my hair. |
1.0833 |
0.03598 |
60 |
55 |
5 |
0 |
6102 |
I think the gongonzilla's off |
1.0833 |
0.03280 |
72 |
66 |
6 |
0 |
6103 |
Dino dear, told you there was no way to discreetly poke your head into the kitchen, now look at those poor homo sapiens scattered about, food everywhere; I just can’t take you anywhere in this era can I darling? |
1.0824 |
0.02999 |
85 |
78 |
7 |
0 |
6104 |
When you made the reservation, are you sure you specified "apatosaurus" and not "brontosaurus"? |
1.0822 |
0.04253 |
73 |
69 |
2 |
2 |
6105 |
so glad we both rose to the occasion. |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6106 |
It's not like you think. He and I were only necking. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6107 |
How long has snooping been a crime? |
1.0822 |
0.03779 |
73 |
68 |
4 |
1 |
6108 |
Do you think the valet was suspicious?
Of What? |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6109 |
Did I forget to unplug my curling iron? |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6110 |
I like coming here because the
waiters are all very tall and we can eat directly from the trays they carry on their shoulders. |
1.0822 |
0.02583 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6111 |
I only neck on the second date. |
1.0822 |
0.03237 |
73 |
67 |
6 |
0 |
6112 |
see eye to eye. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6113 |
Some of their wines are as old as three years. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6114 |
We could get some long necks. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6115 |
I don't know why I am trying to show cleavage, after all I have no mammary glands |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6116 |
This mouth" does work, but with a neck like this do you think it matters |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6117 |
Desert is some of new creature without scales and walks on two legs...can you believe it, Frank? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6118 |
You're so down to earth. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6119 |
This image is too big to see the caption underneath it, sadly. If only they had taken into consideration my deep need to post these to Instagram. Oh well, it is what it is. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6120 |
Harold, the waiter keeps looking at my chest! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6121 |
Do you really believe a meteorite will end life as we know it! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6122 |
"I want the delicious meal on the table and you can have my dessert under it."
"Why? The plates are...oh. So u want some tail right now and some whip cream shooting from yours?"
"I was trying to be coy dear."
"Ok, how bout some Soda?"
I'd LOVE that |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6123 |
To be honest, I'm not too keen on necking. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6124 |
Necking is out so let's have dinner. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6125 |
Oh, Clarence. Do you really think I'm beautiful? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6126 |
This restaurant was supposed to be high-end. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6127 |
We should have gone to Rainforest Cafe. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6128 |
Watch the sssss and keep your tongue in your mouth |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6129 |
Did you take your reflux medicine? You know how Mexican always affects you! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6130 |
All right, Brontman, here we are at New York's most exclusive eatery. Now, what is this new technique you've developed for reaching our mouths with our food? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6131 |
The sign said "Diner", not "Dyno" |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6132 |
Where are your manners? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6133 |
This was very sweet Rodney, but what now? Maybe we should move to Tree Canopy seating, where we could actually dine. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6134 |
Can you believe the server offered us the foie gras special? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6135 |
Henry, we've made it up the long arc of civilization. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6136 |
I don’t enjoy going out for meals since they stopped offering straws. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6137 |
I can’t talk to anyone else on this level. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6138 |
Do we have any dietary restrictions? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6139 |
Honey,I forgot to bring our straws. |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6140 |
Is it true the patio is under a canopy of conifers and cycads? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6141 |
Betcha can’t touch your toes |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6142 |
Even if the trajectory predictions arrre accurate, it’s not going to impact dinosaurs like us! |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6143 |
I see I am not the only one sticking their neck out on this date |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6144 |
is my neck too Long? To eat my food darling? Yes my dear your neck is too long to eat " |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6145 |
Honey, would it make sense to ask for shorter chairs? |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6146 |
I just don’t think we see eye to eye on this one |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6147 |
Watch that ceiling fan behind you Bill. It could take an ear off. |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6148 |
Then she told me to wind my neck in! |
1.0820 |
0.03541 |
61 |
56 |
5 |
0 |
6149 |
Why the long.....neck, sorry I thought you looked different in your profile! |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6150 |
Let’s just eat. If we wait any longer for them our food will be fossilized |
1.0820 |
0.04243 |
61 |
57 |
3 |
1 |
6151 |
We don't have to dress up for the all-you-can-eat buffet place. |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6152 |
Next holiday I'm asking to sit at the adults' table. |
1.0816 |
0.04911 |
49 |
46 |
2 |
1 |
6153 |
Didn't I ask you to check if they were vegetarian friendly? |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6154 |
I told you to bring those long forks and knives? |
1.0816 |
0.03952 |
49 |
45 |
4 |
0 |
6155 |
I thought we agreed to stop bottle necking each other” |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6156 |
I've been finding it difficult to talk to you lately. |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6157 |
I just realized that the portions are small because the table is small |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6158 |
When kissing too much evolved into "necking." |
1.0811 |
0.03195 |
74 |
68 |
6 |
0 |
6159 |
I just need someone who can see eye to eye with me on political issues. |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6160 |
Length, honey, I think my coffee was too long |
1.0811 |
0.03729 |
74 |
69 |
4 |
1 |
6161 |
I suppose we can call it a Big Bang? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6162 |
What movie should we see tonight? I hear "Jurassic Park" is really good. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6163 |
I'm not sure. I can't see it either.But I hope they serve trees here. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6164 |
But I do like to be called Brontosaurus! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6165 |
First date jitters? Try having a neck-off competition! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6166 |
Damn! We can not bend our necks at the same time. Should we partake in shifts? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6167 |
Would it be bourgeois to ask the waitress for an 8-foot salad fork? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6168 |
Is it just me, or could our waiter be a mammal? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6169 |
Possible deal breaker -- I deplore the use of 'neck' as a verb. You? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6170 |
So,Whatdaya think,Al,another 10 rounds,while our food digests? |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6171 |
It's a miracle that we found a restaurant that we fit in, but the food is awful and the service is terrible. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6172 |
What do we have to do to get silverware? |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6173 |
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6174 |
After dinner I plan to have a sore throat so don’t even think about it. |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6175 |
This necklace, or my bigger one? |
1.0806 |
0.04176 |
62 |
58 |
3 |
1 |
6176 |
This isn’t a contest, but I still feel we’re neck ‘n neck. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6177 |
Honey, have you heard all the ruckus with gender equality and equal pay and all that? They don't know that all problems will be solved with height equality! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6178 |
Maybe there is a Loch Ness Monster, stupid! |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6179 |
Why, yes, it does seem that the table is a tad bit low. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6180 |
In the grand scheme of it all, who knew that time was just an illusion. I can't blame the thought-leaders of today, this idea was started weeks ago by powerful entities beyond our compensation. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6181 |
I told you it would only be a matter of time before restaurants started catering to vegans |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6182 |
'are you going down first or shall I?' |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6183 |
So glad we survived the extinction dear…. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6184 |
Free Palestine |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6185 |
Try not to eat with your eyes. |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6186 |
it's been 5 years, it's time we think about children |
1.0806 |
0.03486 |
62 |
57 |
5 |
0 |
6187 |
Just want to give you a heads up.
I'm leaving you. |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6188 |
Our conversation seems to be far removed from our dinner! |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6189 |
Can you tell me what I ordered? |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6190 |
This sounded so fun on tinder, but what do we do now? |
1.0800 |
0.03681 |
75 |
70 |
4 |
1 |
6191 |
Yes, we're going to starve to extinction. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6192 |
Genital jewelry is so expensive these days. |
1.0800 |
0.03154 |
75 |
69 |
6 |
0 |
6193 |
It took time, but we now see neck to neck. |
1.0800 |
0.04815 |
50 |
47 |
2 |
1 |
6194 |
I hope the wine is Vegan |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6195 |
I don’t know, honey. This is going to take awhile to swallow. |
1.0800 |
0.03876 |
50 |
46 |
4 |
0 |
6196 |
"I know you love this place, but the small plates and small table situation just doesn't work for me. |
1.0795 |
0.03321 |
88 |
82 |
5 |
1 |
6197 |
I just realized that I forgot to tell the babysitter where we keep the clean bibs. |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6198 |
My eyes are up here! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6199 |
The third date seems rash. I don’t have sex until dessert reaches my stomach. |
1.0794 |
0.04693 |
63 |
60 |
1 |
2 |
6200 |
When you say you want to go necking with me what exactly do you mean? |
1.0794 |
0.02582 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6201 |
Eating out is so much nicer than our swamp |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6202 |
Why do we always have to order Low-Hanging Fruit? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6203 |
Dessert at the Park? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6204 |
I guess we do see eye to eye on everything! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6205 |
Lately I've had this feeling that the clock is ticking |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6206 |
I'm going with cappellini - long and thin -it goes down so easily! |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6207 |
Being an herbivore is getting too expensive. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6208 |
What can we order that doesn't require hands? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6209 |
I too enjoy elevated cuisine. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6210 |
Maybe you shouldn't have complained last time about not being treated like a regular person. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6211 |
We forgot to bring our silverware. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6212 |
Oh dear. I forgot our reusable straws. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6213 |
Did you bring the super long straws? |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6214 |
Why, yes, we could share all of our turtlenecks, but is that enough? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6215 |
It’s a beautiful restaurant but the food is always cold. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6216 |
Aren’t you glad you listened to me and wore your tie at your bottom neck? |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6217 |
« Dwayne. You promised me this place had no carbon footprint! » |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6218 |
Is it cool up here? |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6219 |
The portions seemed way bigger in the menu pictures. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6220 |
I knew I should have brought my own straw.. |
1.0794 |
0.03433 |
63 |
58 |
5 |
0 |
6221 |
is it a little drafty in here? i can ask if they can move us |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6222 |
Unlimited bread sticks are best in Texas restaurants |
1.0794 |
0.04112 |
63 |
59 |
3 |
1 |
6223 |
I left my reading glasses at home — may I borrow yours? |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6224 |
There's an Anthropocene fly in my soup |
1.0789 |
0.03114 |
76 |
70 |
6 |
0 |
6225 |
I wish you wouldn't speak up to me this way. |
1.0784 |
0.04722 |
51 |
48 |
2 |
1 |
6226 |
Sorry I thought I booked our reservation for a high top table |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6227 |
Tap is fine. |
1.0784 |
0.03802 |
51 |
47 |
4 |
0 |
6228 |
Now what? |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6229 |
I'm going to ask for a long straw. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6230 |
This has been a long time coming. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6231 |
any chance we can evolve away from these necks? |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6232 |
Netflix’s new show “Love is Spine” |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6233 |
This party is dead. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
6234 |
I am so glad we met on the vegan date website |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6235 |
I know it's only the first date but how do we feel about giraffes? |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6236 |
I’ve been longing for a romantic night up. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6237 |
Fork! Size does matter. |
1.0781 |
0.04049 |
64 |
60 |
3 |
1 |
6238 |
I'm so tired of vegan restaurants |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6239 |
It’s always a pain in the neck when you pick the place, Albert” |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6240 |
I don't stick my neck out for anyone |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6241 |
And I'm still waiting for us to stop pretending
that we're something we're not! |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6242 |
I think we should've gone with the booth, honey. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6243 |
Not one person has noticed my dress! |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6244 |
First person to talk about the Bronto-Babies pays for dinner. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6245 |
You know, they say brontoburgers are made of dinos!!! |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6246 |
David, stop playing footsy with me under the table. This is a nice restaurant. |
1.0781 |
0.03381 |
64 |
59 |
5 |
0 |
6247 |
The older I get the smaller this table looks. |
1.0779 |
0.03075 |
77 |
71 |
6 |
0 |
6248 |
oh Prudence, you’ll agree it’s exhausting to always be reaching to be above the riff-raff. |
1.0779 |
0.04036 |
77 |
73 |
2 |
2 |
6249 |
Did you say you specialized in astrology or astronomy? |
1.0779 |
0.04036 |
77 |
73 |
2 |
2 |
6250 |
Evolutionary advantage, when??? |
1.0778 |
0.03613 |
90 |
85 |
3 |
2 |
6251 |
Face it. You're not Barney, and you don't have to say, 'I love you, you love me,' every time we neck in public. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6252 |
We're either not eating, or we're making a scene. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6253 |
No rubbernecking at the waitresses! |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
6254 |
How are we going to get to our food? Not a clue. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6255 |
Who'd have thought vegetarianism would evolve into this? |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6256 |
Don't you wonder why the dating app thought we were compatible? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6257 |
Incognito dinners are available to others. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6258 |
Fuels in love. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6259 |
Evolution gave us the advantage of making unavoidable eye contact with the waiter. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6260 |
Our son wants to join the Navy to work on submarines? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6261 |
Why don't we take a break and eat some. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6262 |
I stay away from animal protein unless I am ovulating! |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6263 |
I'm so proud of you Marvin; this place is so elegant and different. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6264 |
I think we are in under our heads |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6265 |
At least it has a nice atmosphere. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6266 |
Why is it taking such a long time to get a straw for my lemonade? |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6267 |
We’re going to need a forklift. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6268 |
This strange little mammal keeps trying to leave his footprints on top of mine. |
1.0769 |
0.04633 |
52 |
49 |
2 |
1 |
6269 |
Really,I do want to eat healthy for us,but,the kale….? |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6270 |
Maybe we get a couple dozen club sandwiches. |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6271 |
We forgot our hats. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6272 |
My mother will pay for our wedding album if we go with accordian style. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6273 |
I still don't understand why you insist on going to steakhouses... |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6274 |
I think people can't believe we're necking in public. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6275 |
I never should have accepted to go out for Impossible Burgers! |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6276 |
I can’t really see from up here, but I don’t think this is vegetarian. |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6277 |
…I mean, I DO like the food at this place, but the atmosphere is a little thin, don’t you think? |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6278 |
I hope you don’t mind, but I ordered leafy greens for both of us.” |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6279 |
I told you to call ahead and reserve a high top. |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6280 |
The cost of living these days! That's all the furniture we can afford |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6281 |
That's crazy....you indoctrinated in the ways of turtle necks, too? |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6282 |
Why are we the only ones without chopsticks? |
1.0769 |
0.03543 |
78 |
73 |
4 |
1 |
6283 |
I thought you said this was a vegan restaurant |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6284 |
I'm up to my neck in you! |
1.0769 |
0.02809 |
91 |
84 |
7 |
0 |
6285 |
I don’t care if you had a Groupon. We just can’t keep going to the salad bar at Fogo De Chao |
1.0769 |
0.03037 |
78 |
72 |
6 |
0 |
6286 |
I'll have the fancy salad for our last meal!" |
1.0769 |
0.03731 |
52 |
48 |
4 |
0 |
6287 |
They weren’t thinking about us with the straw ban. |
1.0769 |
0.03988 |
65 |
61 |
3 |
1 |
6288 |
The order seems to be taking too LONGGGG!!!” |
1.0769 |
0.03331 |
65 |
60 |
5 |
0 |
6289 |
I can't ever remember if we're meat eaters. |
1.0759 |
0.03499 |
79 |
74 |
4 |
1 |
6290 |
We should never have listened to that Mr.
Piltdown- these shoes don’t fit, and what’s wrong with having your heads in the clouds anyway? |
1.0759 |
0.03000 |
79 |
73 |
6 |
0 |
6291 |
I'm not taking the spaghettis any more. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6292 |
So can I taste your Neanderthal? This visitor from planet Zoran is tough but I had to try it: they say it is becoming very rare. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6293 |
If you lean quickly, you can try that table's panna cotta first. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6294 |
It’s very impolite to bend towards your food. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6295 |
This not the dream date I expected. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6296 |
Should we take a nostalgic stroll through Jurassic Park for after dinner? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6297 |
The food is the same but the prices have really gone up. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6298 |
Should we ask for the neck--I mean check? |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6299 |
This vegan diet doesn’t seem to be working. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6300 |
The entrees are served by a low-flying drone. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6301 |
I know it’s been a stretch for both of us, but thanks for the date night. |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6302 |
We always see side eye to side eye. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6303 |
‘Sounds like the end of an era for our dining habits’ |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6304 |
One movie, over thirty years ago, and we’re still ‘The Longnecks’ to every host and hostess in this city. Frankly, I’m sick of the body shaming. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6305 |
The heirloom branches are amazing here |
1.0758 |
0.03929 |
66 |
62 |
3 |
1 |
6306 |
I can’t keep sticking my neck out for you, Harold. |
1.0758 |
0.03282 |
66 |
61 |
5 |
0 |
6307 |
I told you to chew your food. The Heimlich Maneuver won’t help. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6308 |
Your innocent look doesn’t make those hurtful words any easier to swallow, and in any case it’ll take a while.” |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
6309 |
I don't care that you are the last brontosaurus on the planet, I don't neck on the first date. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6310 |
Why do they refer to our anniversary as an extinction level event? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6311 |
Think our waiter will come back before a meteor hits or something? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6312 |
All Dressed Up and No Where to Roam |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6313 |
For us vegetarians, the portions are really small. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6314 |
I like this place better than the one with the ceiling fans. |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
6315 |
I guess I'll have the swamp fern and cycad salad. You? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6316 |
Jerry, do you think ordering the chicken would be in bad taste? |
1.0755 |
0.04547 |
53 |
50 |
2 |
1 |
6317 |
Have you ever heard of a certain Ross Geller? |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6318 |
Just know that whatever happens, I’m not going anywhere. |
1.0755 |
0.03663 |
53 |
49 |
4 |
0 |
6319 |
I’m feelin’ high! |
1.0750 |
0.02963 |
80 |
74 |
6 |
0 |
6320 |
No offense but dessert will be a stretch for me. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6321 |
Now that dinner's over, how about we go somewhere and neck? |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6322 |
That’s what makes our romantic life so great - not knowing what’s going on down below |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6323 |
Okay, I’m going to stick my neck out and try what you ordered. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6324 |
You said you drove here in a gas-powered car?? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6325 |
Why take us to a steakhouse when we’re vegetarians?
-Berit Henrickson, New York, NY |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6326 |
This was the last straw. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6327 |
Oh, excuse me. I need the toilet. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6328 |
Do you think they have any vegetarian options? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6329 |
But we never agree eye to eye.. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6330 |
How geoducks spend their time underground before retiring to the seabed. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6331 |
I'm in the mood for leafy greens |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6332 |
I’m going to pass on the Sushi |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6333 |
I wasn't expecting such a nice place in this neck of the woods. |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6334 |
This relationship has gone on long enough |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6335 |
So how about if we just skip these awkward preliminaries? Your place or mine? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6336 |
I’ve let go of myself the last ten years? I remember when we were dating and you had that ripped 64 pack. Now all you do is watch TV and shed shed shed |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6337 |
Remember, my Dear, in order to be posh you have to bring the food to your mounth, not otherwise |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6338 |
It’s so disappointing how fine dining continues to neglect us herbivores, darling. Shall we pick up a pizza on the way home? |
1.0746 |
0.03871 |
67 |
63 |
3 |
1 |
6339 |
Maybe we should give the soup a miss tonight? |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6340 |
I know it was a neck-in-neck race, but we made it to our first year anniversary! |
1.0746 |
0.03235 |
67 |
62 |
5 |
0 |
6341 |
I'm not sure we thought this out completely. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6342 |
There weren't any high tops available? |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6343 |
How am I supposed to eat this? I did not get a fork. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6344 |
Before the meteor hits, I need to tell you . . |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6345 |
I prefer fast food, how about you? |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6346 |
Tapas are over rated. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6347 |
We should have asked for a hi-top. |
1.0741 |
0.02928 |
81 |
75 |
6 |
0 |
6348 |
The prices here are out of reach. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6349 |
I was raised vegetarian but have eating paleo since the new people moved in. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6350 |
It’s been so hard to find someone who’s on my level. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6351 |
Tracey said the Mile High Club would have better service. |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6352 |
are we talking for the benefit of air?? |
1.0741 |
0.04464 |
54 |
51 |
2 |
1 |
6353 |
I’m getting the little necks for a change |
1.0741 |
0.03597 |
54 |
50 |
4 |
0 |
6354 |
If this is prix fixe, I hope you told them we're vegetarian? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6355 |
Need to use alternate eating. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6356 |
The sautéed coniferous needles on a bed of ginkgoes is superb! I always wash it down with a tall drink. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6357 |
The Boston Fern here pops off the tongue, just the old days. But the Giant Cycad was fresher during the Jurassic. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6358 |
Are we there yet? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6359 |
This is a High Tea, but do you think they could provide a food elevator? |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6360 |
If you can figure out a graceful and civilized way to get a bite, I will let you “baby bird” it to me. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6361 |
Twenty minutes? It takes half a day before my brain knows it’s full. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6362 |
We stuck our necks out and decided to have dinner. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6363 |
The reviews said it was Brachio friendly. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6364 |
I wonder how other creatures neck. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6365 |
I thought you said you could see the servosaur. |
1.0735 |
0.03189 |
68 |
63 |
5 |
0 |
6366 |
Can you check the time on my watch for me? I hate to put my glasses on. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
6367 |
I can’t eat here it’s too noisy. |
1.0732 |
0.02894 |
82 |
76 |
6 |
0 |
6368 |
I’m glad we took the time to celebrate your meteoric rise in the Disaster Forecast division! |
1.0732 |
0.03374 |
82 |
77 |
4 |
1 |
6369 |
It's so hard to find restaurants with high enough ceilings. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6370 |
When you made the reservation, I presume you did ask for extra-long forks. |
1.0727 |
0.04384 |
55 |
52 |
2 |
1 |
6371 |
And can yon imagine the next thing he did was the Heinreich Maneuver |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6372 |
Do you ever just crave a steak? |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6373 |
Y'know, I would give just about anything for a pair of thumbs. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6374 |
You will never guess how much I longed to be here. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6375 |
I’m not going to my neck on the line for anyone!” |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6376 |
Do you want to split a salad? |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6377 |
The waiter’s suggestion was a tall order, let’s not stretch our budget. |
1.0727 |
0.03534 |
55 |
51 |
4 |
0 |
6378 |
I know this place has a Michelin star, but it all tastes like air to me. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6379 |
Who would have thought our comeback would look like this. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6380 |
The only thing worth eating here is the salad. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6381 |
I'm finding it difficult to swallow |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6382 |
Good choice of restaurant as they had outdoor seating, but I did snack on all table flowers while listening for your arrival. |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6383 |
Okay, it's my night to eat real food, and your night for Jello, to help slide everything down from last night. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6384 |
You haven't said a word about my necklace. I wore it just for you. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6385 |
You know, I know this plant doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After 165 million years, you know what I realize?
Ignorance is bliss |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6386 |
I don’t usually drink on a first date |
1.0725 |
0.03761 |
69 |
65 |
3 |
1 |
6387 |
Farm to Table was ages ago, the new thing is From the Ground Up. |
1.0725 |
0.03144 |
69 |
64 |
5 |
0 |
6388 |
The anniversary of our extinction isn't exactly a cause for celebration. |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
6389 |
I’ve only just realised how good that restaurant we visited last month was |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6390 |
Shall we order a very, very old cab from the wine list. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6391 |
Do we have a passport for our food? |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6392 |
I was sure all the eligible men were extinct! |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6393 |
I don’t know why you insist we go out, they never have anything on the menu for us herbivores! |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6394 |
This is your idea of a romantic evening? |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6395 |
What’s your position on necking on the first date? |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6396 |
I'm gonna stick my neck out and ask what you were thinking when you made the reservation at a Brazilian barbeque. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6397 |
This place used to serve great corn plants, but with climate change they just don't grow as tall anymore. |
1.0714 |
0.04307 |
56 |
53 |
2 |
1 |
6398 |
Longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6399 |
Don't look down, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are at the table beside us |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6400 |
If we leave now without paying, they won't find us for eons. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6401 |
Do you think I would benefit from a face-lift? |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6402 |
I hope the waiter doesn't overlook us for dessert. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6403 |
I'm so happy dinner is going a-long so well |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6404 |
I just feel like I really stuck my neck out for you earlier. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6405 |
This generation and their quiet quitting. It’s not like the world is ending. |
1.0714 |
0.03473 |
56 |
52 |
4 |
0 |
6406 |
Donny, I saw how you looked at that duck. Will you leave me for a girl?" Tel |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6407 |
Simply asking for silverware is not a stance on global warming, darling. |
1.0714 |
0.03100 |
70 |
65 |
5 |
0 |
6408 |
Apparently ‘vegan’ is the new herbivore |
1.0714 |
0.03709 |
70 |
66 |
3 |
1 |
6409 |
Sweetheart, I think I dropped an earring. Do you mind looking under the table? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6410 |
You'd never stick your neck out for me. |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
6411 |
You promised you called
and asked if they had
long-handled utensils ~ |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6412 |
Would it be rude to ask for a straw? |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6413 |
Distinction or extinction? Your thoughts? |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
6414 |
I worry about us necking in public. |
1.0704 |
0.03657 |
71 |
67 |
3 |
1 |
6415 |
Honey...Did you leave the sun lamp on?.... |
1.0704 |
0.03058 |
71 |
66 |
5 |
0 |
6416 |
We hired a babysitter for these small portions?!? |
1.0702 |
0.02321 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6417 |
He said the wine he's bringing has a long finish. Don't all drinks have a long finish? |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6418 |
Just what are we supposed to tell the children? That you're leaving me for a Stegosaurus? |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
6419 |
I am so happy we went vegan. It is much more civilized. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6420 |
I think things are at an all-time high for us |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6421 |
Is that waiter coming back with our silverware? |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6422 |
If you’re uncomfortable, then ask for a straw! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6423 |
Our plates are so far below that our food will be cold by the time it gets to our mouths! |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6424 |
What a delightful supper together. Let's not make it our last. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6425 |
Will our children look more like you or more like me? |
1.0702 |
0.04233 |
57 |
54 |
2 |
1 |
6426 |
You sure this is the high tea we reserved? |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6427 |
It’s getting pretty hot in here |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6428 |
Best paleo in town. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6429 |
Wonderful... another dinner spent with the waiter on a ladder, because you insist on ordering the Soup. |
1.0702 |
0.03413 |
57 |
53 |
4 |
0 |
6430 |
"My hands can't reach my mouth. Let's ask for a trough ins tead of a table." |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6431 |
I am still hungry. Do you think we could order another waiter served on that delicious bed of vegetable salad? |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
6432 |
Mmm, okay . . . but no hickeys! |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6433 |
By the time it hots my stomach, it's always cold. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
6434 |
Is that you holding my hand? I’m afraid of heights. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6435 |
I love the salad but the pace of the service here is glacial. |
1.0694 |
0.03607 |
72 |
68 |
3 |
1 |
6436 |
Are we neck to neck now? |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6437 |
I thought you said they had a lot of house plants. |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6438 |
Gerald, we have the babysitter for two more hours — should we go clubbing? |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6439 |
They better not forget my salad |
1.0694 |
0.03017 |
72 |
67 |
5 |
0 |
6440 |
this bill better not include an air rights fee |
1.0694 |
0.04114 |
72 |
69 |
1 |
2 |
6441 |
I hope they have some good vegan choices. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6442 |
You sure they didn’t have a high top available? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6443 |
Is it just me or does the salmon taste extinct? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6444 |
I’m sorry, Terence, my psychic doesn’t see us having a future. |
1.0690 |
0.04161 |
58 |
55 |
2 |
1 |
6445 |
How’s the weather up here? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6446 |
The whole menu is herbivore, you’re going to love it. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6447 |
Who'd have thunk we'd still be here? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6448 |
Serving us is such a tall order |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6449 |
Well, at least the lighting is good. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6450 |
I didn’t think it through when I said “Let’s stick our necks out necks out and try a new restaurant.” |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6451 |
I have a feeling that we are going to leave hungry today. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6452 |
Brilliant parking |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6453 |
I assume you look lovely, as well. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6454 |
Do you remember where you parked the car? |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6455 |
We should’ve taken the high table. |
1.0690 |
0.03356 |
58 |
54 |
4 |
0 |
6456 |
For some reason the portions seem a bit small. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6457 |
Forget dinner — let’s go neck in the woods like a couple of juveniles! |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6458 |
Should we move to the bar? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6459 |
I haven't been on a date since the Late Jurassic Period. It's really nice to meet guy who is not extinct. |
1.0685 |
0.03559 |
73 |
69 |
3 |
1 |
6460 |
Why is the vegetarian option always just a salad and vegetable sides? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6461 |
what do you mean you ordered the brontosaurus burger? |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6462 |
Please don’t order the lobster again |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6463 |
John, on the count of three, we'll flip the table cover upwards and hope for the best. I saw it on RHONJ and it worked like a charm. |
1.0685 |
0.02977 |
73 |
68 |
5 |
0 |
6464 |
I'm not opposed to necking on the first date. |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6465 |
It feels like ages since we've been out. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6466 |
As soon as you take your first bite it’s time to request for the check. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6467 |
This is all very nice, Edgar, but I hope this nouvelle cuisine goes quickly extinct. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6468 |
Have you seen the new Steve exhibit at the museum? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6469 |
It's a bit of a culinary herbivore menu stretch, but I'll try their planked Halibut dish. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6470 |
What time did you tell the human-sitter we'd be home? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6471 |
Maybe we shouldn't always be trying something new. |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6472 |
I know you hate communal seating, but we should have taken the high top. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6473 |
Love the atmosphere |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6474 |
Sure it's nice, but why do they have to make the servings so small? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6475 |
So, how do you reckon we eat at this fancy place? We can barely reach our face |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6476 |
I know we shouldn't go out since the meteorite, but I really missed eat outside |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6477 |
contest My eyes are way way way up here. |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6478 |
We are too high to sip that drink🍷 |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6479 |
The necklace really brings out your neck |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6480 |
Does it feel to you that we have been outgrowing each other? |
1.0678 |
0.03301 |
59 |
55 |
4 |
0 |
6481 |
I just want to know what we are before we’re extinct |
1.0678 |
0.04092 |
59 |
56 |
2 |
1 |
6482 |
That was good, but restaurants are a real pain in the neck. |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
6483 |
If they don’t bring the longer forks soon, we’re not leaving a tip! |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
6484 |
No, don’t ask them to move us to a different table! For us…EVERY table has a draft! |
1.0676 |
0.03512 |
74 |
70 |
3 |
1 |
6485 |
Okay, so this time you go left and I’ll go right |
1.0676 |
0.02938 |
74 |
69 |
5 |
0 |
6486 |
I thought the salad was small. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6487 |
Don’t worry, they use drone utensils! |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6488 |
I think we should get bigger furniture. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6489 |
I’ll look at the bill this time. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6490 |
Wanna dino-dash? |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
6491 |
This romantic dinner is causing me to get all choked up. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6492 |
'"I like this place, it caters to the utensil impaired." |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
6493 |
I can never find a waiter when I need one. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6494 |
Yes, I'll marry you. I was hoping for an engagement ring, but the I knew the size could be a problem. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
6495 |
My first husband always looked up to me, but I guess we just never saw eye to eye. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
6496 |
You know,we could become extinct with such short arms. |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6497 |
How do we enjoy the 'Wine 'Pairing'? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6498 |
Who won the race? It was neck and neck! |
1.0667 |
0.02900 |
75 |
70 |
5 |
0 |
6499 |
I love that you're a meteorologist, but when are you going to focus on us?" |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6500 |
Why are we sticking our necks out for this measly little meal? |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
6501 |
Want to skip dessert and neck instead? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6502 |
I get ordering the salad but you know you can’t eat soup like that in a place like this. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
6503 |
Of Course it's a perfect disguise. Just don't order the REALLY BIG salad. |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
6504 |
The waiter said they had a policy against necking in the restaurant. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6505 |
Your den or mine? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6506 |
I’ve had a lot of trouble finding men who aren’t intimidated by my height. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6507 |
Do you think we should have asked for the higher table?? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6508 |
I’m looking for a long term relationship. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6509 |
Would you like to neck? |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
6510 |
I hope this isn’t one of those short silverware places |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6511 |
I wonder how the weather down there is |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6512 |
I just think it's rude to be on your cell phone while we're on a date. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6513 |
Do you see the waiter anywhere?? |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6514 |
With hindsight, I’d say this is more of a second date kind of spot. |
1.0667 |
0.04024 |
60 |
57 |
2 |
1 |
6515 |
I still haven't seen our waiter. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6516 |
I’m so glad you put the necktie at the right place in your neck. |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6517 |
I think it will be cuter if you feed me |
1.0667 |
0.03466 |
75 |
71 |
3 |
1 |
6518 |
I told you this bow tie doesn’t fit well on you” |
1.0667 |
0.03761 |
45 |
42 |
3 |
0 |
6519 |
I don’t think they know what herbivore means |
1.0667 |
0.03247 |
60 |
56 |
4 |
0 |
6520 |
I tested positive for Covid today. |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
6521 |
So which is it, Stan? Are we here for the steak or the sensible portions? |
1.0658 |
0.03421 |
76 |
72 |
3 |
1 |
6522 |
Let’s hope the bill isn’t as long as us |
1.0658 |
0.02863 |
76 |
71 |
5 |
0 |
6523 |
The prices aren’t the only thing that is sky high. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6524 |
Can we go somewhere else? I’m an herbivore. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6525 |
I hope the Caesar salad is vegetarian. |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
6526 |
It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone that sees eye to eye. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6527 |
I don't think this is our kind of place. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6528 |
My neck is longer |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6529 |
I do not want to have children. |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
6530 |
I think we're suicidal distancing the wrong way. |
1.0656 |
0.03196 |
61 |
57 |
4 |
0 |
6531 |
You into necking on the first date? |
1.0656 |
0.03959 |
61 |
58 |
2 |
1 |
6532 |
You don't have to mansplain it to me - I know why we have to avoid the T-Rex that just moved into our rainforest |
1.0652 |
0.03681 |
46 |
43 |
3 |
0 |
6533 |
Sure, honey, a custom two-story home would be great, but our HOA will never allow something seventy-five feet high. |
1.0649 |
0.03377 |
77 |
73 |
3 |
1 |
6534 |
The consequences of skipping leg day can prove to be existential. |
1.0649 |
0.02827 |
77 |
72 |
5 |
0 |
6535 |
This sure beats the hell out of bottom feeding, but not by much. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6536 |
Is this meal really going to be worth breaking our necks? |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6537 |
The service up here is a bit spotty. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6538 |
Really, Harold? I can't believe global warming will get us a second time. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6539 |
I'm sorry Steve it's over...I've found someone with a longer neck. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6540 |
He said the Tyrannosaurus burger would no longer be available after today. I wonder what he knows that we don't. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6541 |
I don’t neck in public. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6542 |
I told you honey: if we dress well, no one will look down on us here. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6543 |
The portions here are just too small when you look at the prices. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6544 |
I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable any more dating a dinosaur who makes his millions extracting fossil humans and turning them into carbon emissions and climate change. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6545 |
I don’t want to criticize the restaurant, but you would think they would serve the food a little warmer |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6546 |
I told you already. Last time I went down there, the dessert had not been served yet. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6547 |
Lovely, yes…but the thumb problem. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6548 |
Even still I am not going to stoop to your level, Bob. |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6549 |
I’ve been longing for this moment |
1.0645 |
0.03145 |
62 |
58 |
4 |
0 |
6550 |
At least we’re seeing eye to eye on this. We’ll never be back here. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6551 |
I can’t believe how long we had to wait for a table. |
1.0645 |
0.03896 |
62 |
59 |
2 |
1 |
6552 |
I should probably tell you upfront, I never neck on the first date. |
1.0641 |
0.02791 |
78 |
73 |
5 |
0 |
6553 |
The cartoonist could add color on our anniversary. |
1.0638 |
0.03604 |
47 |
44 |
3 |
0 |
6554 |
Ask that waiter for longer silverware. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6555 |
I'm so happy that you appreciate the fact that I am an old-fashioned girl. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6556 |
Restaurants seemed so noisy before we evolved |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6557 |
Laura told me that Bobby got accepted at MIT on a gymnastics scholarship. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6558 |
George, do you think this place has high tables? |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6559 |
You look great. You haven’t changed since high school. Let’s neck! |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6560 |
Who said the dino nuggets were bad? |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6561 |
It takes about a week for the food to go down, so I'm still feeling hungry. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6562 |
I’m not sure they thought this whole thing through for herbivores. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6563 |
I've already forgotten what he said the specials are. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6564 |
Steggi, I’d love to order us a tall drink, but I can’t see the menu from here. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6565 |
Who loves each other the best?
I’d say we’re neck and neck. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6566 |
I don't want to ruin your experience, James, but I genuinely don't enjoy these fine dining meals. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6567 |
The waiter probably thinks we're a vase. |
1.0635 |
0.03835 |
63 |
60 |
2 |
1 |
6568 |
I asked for a table not too close to the salad bar. |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6569 |
We shouldn’t have come here, we’re above this |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6570 |
Taking our love to new heights |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6571 |
The geoduck clams look good.... |
1.0635 |
0.03097 |
63 |
59 |
4 |
0 |
6572 |
Why would you expect me to shave back there? You don't! |
1.0633 |
0.02757 |
79 |
74 |
5 |
0 |
6573 |
Don, really, who are we kidding? |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6574 |
I feel like I can really see eye-to-eye with you. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6575 |
I did let them know it’s going to be a tall order. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6576 |
Our astronomers keep warning us about asteroid impacts, but I think a more serious threat is the lack of social distancing during this pandemic. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6577 |
We haven't thought this through... |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6578 |
If you try necking with me, you'll get Jurraskicked. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6579 |
The waiter is miserable. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6580 |
How are we going to eat our food? |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6581 |
Our long necks and short arms pose an etiquette problem. |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6582 |
They didn't have any vegetarian options?! |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6583 |
Shall I ask for a straw? |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6584 |
They keep talking about this elephant… |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6585 |
They say that ours is always a tall order. I don’t know what they mean! |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6586 |
This is the last time I’m sticking my neck out for your friends, Tom. There isn’t even a vegetarian option on this menu. |
1.0625 |
0.03776 |
64 |
61 |
2 |
1 |
6587 |
ok I'll head to the mall to get us those turtle neck sweaters we need, since it's getting chilli out there. Do you need anything else?" |
1.0625 |
0.03531 |
48 |
45 |
3 |
0 |
6588 |
Waiter I think there is a Viagra in my soup? |
1.0625 |
0.03050 |
64 |
60 |
4 |
0 |
6589 |
Is this how it ends? |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6590 |
When I look into your eyes the world seems far away |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6591 |
Have you tasted the appetizer yet? |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6592 |
Frankly, for the prices they charge I expected the service to be more elevated. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6593 |
I don't think I could stick my neck out for the food served here. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6594 |
Low ceilings make me lose my appetite. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6595 |
I remember why we never eat in. |
1.0615 |
0.03719 |
65 |
62 |
2 |
1 |
6596 |
What do you mean the babysitter cancelled, where are the kids Joe?? |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6597 |
When you take your date to a fancy restaurant and she sees the price of a salad |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6598 |
The atmosphere could be better |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6599 |
Is it me or is it getting really hot around here? |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6600 |
there's just something about this restaurant that I can't wrap my head around |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6601 |
Babe, I promise you, Rexy is just a friend. |
1.0615 |
0.03004 |
65 |
61 |
4 |
0 |
6602 |
I just don't feel we fit here. |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
6603 |
We’re at a table, dear. I asked what is a “farm.” |
1.0612 |
0.03460 |
49 |
46 |
3 |
0 |
6604 |
Let’s go somewhere and neck! |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6605 |
Let's eat quickly so we can go home and neck.
Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6606 |
Excuse yourself! |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6607 |
You’re shorter than on your Match profile.
Don’t tell me you’re not vegan. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6608 |
I know this is prehistoric but I think we see eye-to-eye. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6609 |
Sure I'm hungry for dessert *now* but the main won't hit my stomach for another 10 minutes |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6610 |
Miranda, “I told you this was going to be awkward! I’m starving too!”
Steve, “What did you want, Miranda? A movie date! Everyone would hate us.” |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6611 |
The weather up here is fine” |
1.0606 |
0.03663 |
66 |
63 |
2 |
1 |
6612 |
What do you mean don’t do the bib thing? |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6613 |
I’ve longed for you. |
1.0606 |
0.02960 |
66 |
62 |
4 |
0 |
6614 |
I see now why this place isn't highly rated. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6615 |
We should have ordered the Redwood tree" |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6616 |
Can you believe there's no vegan option? |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6617 |
I'll let you know in an hour or so if I've had enough to eat. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6618 |
You’ve barely touched your salad. |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
6619 |
‘Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’ |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6620 |
I'm not crazy about the vegan choices here. |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
6621 |
I may be sticking my neck out here,but..... |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6622 |
That's right. Another long talk. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6623 |
I dunno. Would necking be inappropriate in this establishment? |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6624 |
Want to neck? Guuuuuuullllllp❣️ |
1.0597 |
0.03609 |
67 |
64 |
2 |
1 |
6625 |
I just hate small talk …don’t you? |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6626 |
I hope the forks are long enough. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6627 |
I'm glad you're over 6ft and 6 inches. |
1.0597 |
0.02916 |
67 |
63 |
4 |
0 |
6628 |
I just realized I don't have opposable thumbs to hold a fork. |
1.0595 |
0.02597 |
84 |
79 |
5 |
0 |
6629 |
The Engagement at the Diner-Saur. |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6630 |
That last carcass didn't go down well. |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6631 |
No,I don’t have any cleavage showing! |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6632 |
Sometimes I Wish Our Necks Weren't This Long! |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6633 |
This is not at all upscale |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6634 |
You wanna get out of here? |
1.0588 |
0.02875 |
68 |
64 |
4 |
0 |
6635 |
Remind me again. Which one of us is dressed in drag? |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6636 |
????? ?? ????
??????? ??????? |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6637 |
You’ve got to talk before learning to crawl. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
6638 |
We are thte end of an era. |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
6639 |
Paleolithic Hostile Architecture |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6640 |
Dessert? I’ve hardly swallowed my entrée! |
1.0588 |
0.03328 |
51 |
48 |
3 |
0 |
6641 |
Elevate me. |
1.0588 |
0.04349 |
51 |
49 |
1 |
1 |
6642 |
If you're theorizing that this dinner is going to lead to s big bang ... |
1.0588 |
0.03557 |
68 |
65 |
2 |
1 |
6643 |
I've decided to design some proportional furniture for us so we can eat in comfort. |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
6644 |
The wait time sure is as long as your neck today! |
1.0580 |
0.03506 |
69 |
66 |
2 |
1 |
6645 |
They say this is the best vegetarian restaurant in town. |
1.0580 |
0.02834 |
69 |
65 |
4 |
0 |
6646 |
This place is so stuffy, I prefer somewhere with more roughage. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6647 |
I know we just met, but I feel like I've known you since the Paleolithic Age. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6648 |
Best seat in the house, my tail!! |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6649 |
I just think it was a little presumptuous to suggest necking on the first date. |
1.0577 |
0.03265 |
52 |
49 |
3 |
0 |
6650 |
'I hope their soup comes with an extremely long straw.' |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6651 |
Harold you brought me to a steakhouse in a cave downtown. Are you breaking up with me? |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6652 |
I ordered my new diet,
carbs yes, roughage no.
Six weeks, my neck won't grow! |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6653 |
Harold, do we always have to take a bite the same time?" |
1.0571 |
0.02794 |
70 |
66 |
4 |
0 |
6654 |
my therapist keeps telling me that I’m gonna have to start paying for ceiling repairs if I wanna keep seeing her |
1.0571 |
0.03457 |
70 |
67 |
2 |
1 |
6655 |
I didn’t expect to meet you here |
1.0571 |
0.01915 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6656 |
I'm sorry, Harold. I just can't shake this feeling that our relationship is doomed from the start. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6657 |
I love a good vegan restaurant. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6658 |
You ever try to eat your own ass? Because I totally haven’t…. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6659 |
Their customer review section said that they have high tables and tail tucks! Alas, this is the last time I’ll try something new |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6660 |
I wonder why they set us in this tiny table. Did you send them our baby's photo? |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6661 |
We have come a long way darling. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6662 |
Let’s take our love to new heights. |
1.0566 |
0.03205 |
53 |
50 |
3 |
0 |
6663 |
Have you noticed people are staring at us? |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6664 |
Dress-up is fun, but can we just get back in our shells now? |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6665 |
I do like you, it's just that personality is a bit hard to swallow. |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
6666 |
Waiter,how could you possibly say that you could not see us in this crowded room to take our order??!! |
1.0563 |
0.03409 |
71 |
68 |
2 |
1 |
6667 |
I'm pretty sure I see a fly in my food |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6668 |
I thought we should try it - Rubber Necking. But how now to enjoy our meal? |
1.0563 |
0.02756 |
71 |
67 |
4 |
0 |
6669 |
Would you mind feeding me? I have trouble putting the food into my mouth. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6670 |
No matter what, they always bring the long espresso. I’m ‘up to here’ about it. |
1.0556 |
0.03362 |
72 |
69 |
2 |
1 |
6671 |
I'll get the littleneck clams if you get the longarm squid. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6672 |
I think we need to talk about the extinction of our love. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6673 |
Oh stop acting so high and mighty” |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6674 |
That Vegan Brontosaurus Burger is not sitting well in my tummy. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6675 |
I'm glad I swiped right. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6676 |
I told you. We should've taken those seats at the bar two hours ago. |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6677 |
Honey, have you started to feel we're above this place? |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6678 |
Up for some necking later |
1.0556 |
0.03146 |
54 |
51 |
3 |
0 |
6679 |
Vegetables are just not what they used to be. |
1.0556 |
0.02718 |
72 |
68 |
4 |
0 |
6680 |
At these prices, we shouldn't have to bring our own oil for the bread |
1.0548 |
0.02682 |
73 |
69 |
4 |
0 |
6681 |
It's ridiculous that this restaurant never provides straws. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6682 |
I knew we'd have a lot in commmon. |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6683 |
We can’t order any meat |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6684 |
I’ve stuck my neck out for you a thousand times |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6685 |
Don’t take it personal if I disappear |
1.0545 |
0.03090 |
55 |
52 |
3 |
0 |
6686 |
They call it the Loch Ness Bistro. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
6687 |
When I poo poo, I always pee pee. But when I pee pee, I don’t always poo poo. |
1.0541 |
0.02647 |
74 |
70 |
4 |
0 |
6688 |
Maybe you can sell a kidney. Bidenomics has made this meal incredibly expensive. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6689 |
Sweetie, you still look big from up here. |
1.0536 |
0.03964 |
56 |
54 |
1 |
1 |
6690 |
What do you mean, we're already at dinner? |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6691 |
I feel like the littleneck clams would be a bit of a stretch. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6692 |
At least we see eye to eye on the salad greens. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6693 |
Imagine the overhead to run this place. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6694 |
Well Fred, I'm sure that once we get home, there will be some significant necking tonight. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6695 |
I still think we should have ordered the onion ring tower. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6696 |
I hope they have leaf salad...from the high part of the tree, of course. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6697 |
Are you happy to see me? |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6698 |
Well the wine was awful and I couldn't even reach the pasta. I'm leaving a terrible yelp review Michael. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6699 |
sorry, I thought you were a brontosaurus. |
1.0536 |
0.03036 |
56 |
53 |
3 |
0 |
6700 |
Have you tried on line dating before? |
1.0533 |
0.02612 |
75 |
71 |
4 |
0 |
6701 |
I don’t know why everyone says the salads here are too big. If anything, they seemed on the small side to me. |
1.0533 |
0.03229 |
75 |
72 |
2 |
1 |
6702 |
Well, here's the long and short of it... |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6703 |
I don't see coniferous tree salad on the menu. |
1.0526 |
0.03895 |
57 |
55 |
1 |
1 |
6704 |
Next time, let's try the littlenecks. |
1.0526 |
0.02578 |
76 |
72 |
4 |
0 |
6705 |
Now that I known you’re a DINO dino, I’m totally Trumped. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6706 |
Did you know our species consists of up to 80% neck? |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6707 |
Wonder if we’ll make the Balthazar host report. |
1.0526 |
0.02984 |
57 |
54 |
3 |
0 |
6708 |
The dinosaurs are having a forb-idden meeting. |
1.0526 |
0.01770 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6709 |
I don’t know, Brach. I just don’t feel like we’ve been gettin a-long lately. |
1.0519 |
0.03146 |
77 |
74 |
2 |
1 |
6710 |
The nerve of him! Telling me to get a grip. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6711 |
Darling, didn't you requested the 8 foot table? |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6712 |
The portions of this nouvelle cuisine drives me crazy
Laura T Miller -Lenoir , NC |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6713 |
Are you OK with necking on the first date? |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6714 |
I think we should alternate taking bites. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6715 |
After all these years, I'm glad we can still stick our necks out for each other. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6716 |
I think we need to change restaurants! |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6717 |
We should have requested a High-Top Table! |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6718 |
Darling, let's talk extinction after the soup is served. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6719 |
Do you think the waiter heard us? |
1.0517 |
0.03828 |
58 |
56 |
1 |
1 |
6720 |
Did you order something flaming? |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6721 |
I hear they do a really nice treestar here |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6722 |
love 💕 is in the air?” |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6723 |
Barry, the long and short of it is that I just don’t see a future for us. |
1.0517 |
0.02933 |
58 |
55 |
3 |
0 |
6724 |
Why that face, Edgar?
It could be even worse.
Many scientists say that we are also full of feathers. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6725 |
Don't you think this dress is Too Revealing? |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6726 |
Huh? I never thought of mouth feel before! |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6727 |
Let's just share a large salad. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6728 |
What did the first human that walked upright say to the first?
Nice to see you. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6729 |
You pencil neck geek! |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6730 |
Tell me why you are not voting for Trump? |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6731 |
Maybe we'll have a more positive memory if we take a selfie first. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6732 |
We can't see the menu or feed ourselves. Romance also needs to be practical, Neville. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6733 |
Thanks, I know this place is a bit of a stretch for you. |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6734 |
You go ahead and take the first bite. |
1.0508 |
0.03764 |
59 |
57 |
1 |
1 |
6735 |
Is the air conditioning bothering you too? |
1.0508 |
0.02885 |
59 |
56 |
3 |
0 |
6736 |
Honestly, we must we keep meeting like this? |
1.0508 |
0.03764 |
59 |
57 |
1 |
1 |
6737 |
I don't know about you, but the portions look really small to me. |
1.0500 |
0.03701 |
60 |
58 |
1 |
1 |
6738 |
they said on the news the weather down there is quitte cold |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6739 |
Dinner is a long stretch this evening! |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6740 |
Oh. I thought it was vinaigrette, not Viagrette. |
1.0500 |
0.03701 |
60 |
58 |
1 |
1 |
6741 |
The food here is much better, but I'd feel less self-conscious in the
'Dino's Diner' around the corner. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6742 |
Where is the silverware? Do they think we are cavemen? |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6743 |
I'll be happy with a ton of rainforest. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6744 |
- You know, I think the times are getting ripe for our big comeback. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6745 |
It’s going to be a long date |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6746 |
It just feels like too much work to go vegan. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6747 |
So I said, I’m tired of always sticking my neck out for you, Janet. |
1.0500 |
0.02837 |
60 |
57 |
3 |
0 |
6748 |
I like you but, frankly, I just don't feel that we really have much in common. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6749 |
My napkin fell. Can you get it for me dear without mouthing it? |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6750 |
Why is everything so small? Or are we just too big… |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6751 |
Thank you for a lovely evening. I hope you are not disappointed, but I don’t neck. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6752 |
No doubt our marriage has survived because we've always seen eye to eye. |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6753 |
The air is better up here |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6754 |
the art doesn't matter anymore |
1.0492 |
0.02792 |
61 |
58 |
3 |
0 |
6755 |
I'm not sure that we are for each other... |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6756 |
I always saw myself with someone taller. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6757 |
The tree leaves here are supposed to be exceptionally elevated according to Bone Appetit magazine |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6758 |
Our marriage can never be....I'm your other end. |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6759 |
I said, “Lean to your right”! |
1.0484 |
0.02747 |
62 |
59 |
3 |
0 |
6760 |
Necking now? You can't be serious! |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6761 |
I thought the glasses would be taller.
-Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6762 |
And the thought we wouldn |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6763 |
I am going to stick my neck out here…but |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6764 |
I promise the time I love you will spread longer than our necks |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6765 |
How 'bout we skip the flounder tonight. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6766 |
dining dinos eye-to-eye |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6767 |
I’m sick of kale and arugula. I want to go somewhere where I can get a thick, juicy steak. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6768 |
We should’ve chosen a booth. |
1.0476 |
0.03526 |
63 |
61 |
1 |
1 |
6769 |
i can’t eat cause my neck is too damn long. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6770 |
He forgot to give us straws |
1.0476 |
0.03526 |
63 |
61 |
1 |
1 |
6771 |
I’m so hungry. |
1.0476 |
0.02705 |
63 |
60 |
3 |
0 |
6772 |
Paleozoic, really ?Try to be here for me now |
1.0469 |
0.03472 |
64 |
62 |
1 |
1 |
6773 |
I’m desperately trying to get the waiter’s attention for the last ten minutes. |
1.0469 |
0.02663 |
64 |
61 |
3 |
0 |
6774 |
I'd love dessert. See if you can get the waiter's attention. |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6775 |
Biden is still the supreme idiot in chief by fraud - - - hide your soup pot cretin !!! |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6776 |
What do you think the waiter meant by "The steaks are to die for."? |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6777 |
For our next anniversary, I would like pearls 360 strands |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6778 |
Why is it so difficult to find a filling vegetarian meal in the city?" |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6779 |
Should we order the sardines or the haggis? |
1.0462 |
0.02623 |
65 |
62 |
3 |
0 |
6780 |
We should've went to Tavern on the Green instead & then stop by the Central Park Zoo. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6781 |
I love soup but always get it on my tie. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6782 |
Necks time let’s have T-Rex Mex cuisine! |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6783 |
My wife says she needs a little wiggle room. |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6784 |
It's gonna be a long night |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6785 |
Tartare? |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6786 |
Finally a place with high ceilings, I hate being seated outdoors |
1.0455 |
0.02584 |
66 |
63 |
3 |
0 |
6787 |
Again only one vegan option. What a pain in the neck. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6788 |
I thought I'd heard it all, but this excuse is really a stretch ! |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6789 |
Your food's going to expire by the time it gets down to your stomach. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6790 |
Since you shaved off that scuzzy, gray beard that got in our food, I love you even more! |
1.0448 |
0.03317 |
67 |
65 |
1 |
1 |
6791 |
The last time I had oysters they got stuck in my throat. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6792 |
I guess this is what happens when you're not taking pics of your food. |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6793 |
Has your food also been served cold, darling? |
1.0448 |
0.02546 |
67 |
64 |
3 |
0 |
6794 |
You know I don't like oysters when they stick in my throat! |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6795 |
They always get our order wrong. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6796 |
What do we do? There are no vegetarian entrees |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6797 |
Those long neck clams are to die for! |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6798 |
The waiter didn’t tell us the Soup du Jour. |
1.0441 |
0.02509 |
68 |
65 |
3 |
0 |
6799 |
LETS GO TO YOUR PLACE AND NECK! |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6800 |
Do you think we’ve mentioned we’re vegan enough times? Hmmm, I’ll just slip it in again when our waiter comes back. |
1.0435 |
0.02473 |
69 |
66 |
3 |
0 |
6801 |
Are you sure they have scaffolds here? |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6802 |
How do you eat off a plate? |
1.0429 |
0.02438 |
70 |
67 |
3 |
0 |
6803 |
Maybe we should move out to the picnic tables. |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
6804 |
It’s quite high and lonely up here, isn’t it, darling? |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
6805 |
Let's just skip dinner and neck. |
1.0426 |
0.02976 |
47 |
45 |
2 |
0 |
6806 |
Like the long-stemmed martini glass, our necks are designed to keep our drinks from warming up too quickly. |
1.0423 |
0.02404 |
71 |
68 |
3 |
0 |
6807 |
If you were hoping to kiss me like that, I really doubt the spaghetti will be long enough... |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
6808 |
The Doctor said that I have small esophagus, that''s I'm a hard time swallowing. |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6809 |
I heard the salads are out of this world! |
1.0417 |
0.02372 |
72 |
69 |
3 |
0 |
6810 |
Our first date should have been at Top Golf. |
1.0417 |
0.02915 |
48 |
46 |
2 |
0 |
6811 |
You can make spaghetti go from you stomach and out your pits? |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
6812 |
Why do you insist on ordering that - you know short neck clams never fill you up. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
6813 |
Yes, your tie is too short. |
1.0408 |
0.02856 |
49 |
47 |
2 |
0 |
6814 |
We may not be part of this exclusive club much longer. The club
will lose its luster as so many more common species join the
ranks of "Extinction." |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
6815 |
They'll give anyone a Michelin star for deconstructed vegan fare these days. |
1.0400 |
0.02799 |
50 |
48 |
2 |
0 |
6816 |
I never wanted a night on the town |
1.0395 |
0.02248 |
76 |
73 |
3 |
0 |
6817 |
And tomorrow, Otto, we'll try spelunking! |
1.0392 |
0.02745 |
51 |
49 |
2 |
0 |
6818 |
I love you, but this isn’t working anymore. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6819 |
It’s not what you think—it’s just that I love him… |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6820 |
Their vegetarian options take too long. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6821 |
I'm so hungry,are you able to reach your mouth? |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6822 |
Just the salad,please. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6823 |
How we get the food into our mouths? |
1.0385 |
0.03846 |
52 |
51 |
0 |
1 |
6824 |
Just because we don't have computers, they shouldn't suggest we're that old! |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6825 |
They smell so good, but just looking at those soft pretzels gives me a neck ache. |
1.0385 |
0.02693 |
52 |
50 |
2 |
0 |
6826 |
“You really asked me to stick my neck out to join you for THIS “ |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
6827 |
I think the hostess was confused when I called to make the reservation. She kept asking about someone named Jane Eyre. |
1.0377 |
0.02643 |
53 |
51 |
2 |
0 |
6828 |
I thought we asked for a High-Top. |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
6829 |
No, I’m not familiar with the Heimlich maneuver, should I? |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
6830 |
Fine Dino-ing ! |
1.0370 |
0.02594 |
54 |
52 |
2 |
0 |
6831 |
I want to see other people. At a great height, of course. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6832 |
Of course we're expected to be vegetarians. What's the worst that could happen if we tried meat for once? |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6833 |
Tabling that seems like a tall order. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6834 |
I'd still prefer the all-you-can-eat option; I never get full on these tasting menus. |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6835 |
No, it’s your turn to ask for straws this time! |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6836 |
that traction machine was worth every penny |
1.0364 |
0.02547 |
55 |
53 |
2 |
0 |
6837 |
I told you fine dining is overrated. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6838 |
Congratulations, Jerry. Best of Luck! |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6839 |
It is they who rewrite our histories--and when we speak up, we're lumped-in with that Pinocchio guy. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6840 |
I thought the grapefruit pollen was a nice touch |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6841 |
I’m get that a lot, but I’m actually from Kings Point. |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6842 |
And they said it was lonely at the top! |
1.0351 |
0.02459 |
57 |
55 |
2 |
0 |
6843 |
Why is a throat-choaker such a big deal? |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6844 |
Our waiter, the T-Rex, forgot the wine. Shall we complain? |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6845 |
I've noticed you never eat much when we dine out. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6846 |
Didn’t realize this place is so expensive… I’m really up to my neck. |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6847 |
I'd offer to go Dutch but I've forgotten my checkbook |
1.0345 |
0.02417 |
58 |
56 |
2 |
0 |
6848 |
do you have a cure for a stiff neck? |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6849 |
Yes, I suppose we should be grateful they “hit reset” on the environment, but I do find it disturbing that some of them are still running around, even if they are back to being little rodents. |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6850 |
Hon, I’m thinking of ordering my first martini but wondering if it’ll go down alright. |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6851 |
I thought you said they had the extra long forks… |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6852 |
Stop asking me to neck and eat your avocado toast Terrence” |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6853 |
That gummie was yummy but I'm feeling fummy. |
1.0339 |
0.02376 |
59 |
57 |
2 |
0 |
6854 |
I find your little tail amusing, but very difficult to swallow. |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6855 |
This weight loss diet is killing me. |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6856 |
I know we are elites but you don't have to look down at the wait staff
Peter P Kalac
Neptune, NJ |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6857 |
II thought we were going on a. Date outdoors. How am I supposed to eat here? |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6858 |
See here, now I thought the females had longer necks… |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6859 |
Um your hinge profile said you were over 6 feet |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6860 |
For the last time, the spaghetti noodles are never long enough for a proper 'Lady and the Tramp'! |
1.0333 |
0.02337 |
60 |
58 |
2 |
0 |
6861 |
Dinner with our future child |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6862 |
After dinner, wanna do some necking at my place? |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6863 |
I asked for the extra long forms |
1.0328 |
0.02299 |
61 |
59 |
2 |
0 |
6864 |
Couldn't you find someplace more private? |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6865 |
Why me? |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6866 |
As long as you don’t pre-drink the date, you can pre-date whatever, in my book. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6867 |
Tell me, how do you manage to eat when your neck is longer than your arms? |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6868 |
I just put the pants on backwards. |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6869 |
I thought you said this was a fine dinoing establishment |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6870 |
What goes around, comes around |
1.0323 |
0.02262 |
62 |
60 |
2 |
0 |
6871 |
I’ve evolved past necking on the first date. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
6872 |
... and, with what I said, what do you think? |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
6873 |
This is one instance when rubbernecking is a necessity. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
6874 |
Aren’t you glad we are vegetarians. |
1.0317 |
0.02227 |
63 |
61 |
2 |
0 |
6875 |
Fine dining my foot! Still no cutlery! |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
6876 |
Well,I hope our server is one of those long armed reptiles. |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
6877 |
I’m not sure how I feel about this in the long run |
1.0312 |
0.02192 |
64 |
62 |
2 |
0 |
6878 |
I think we've tried this herbivore diet long enough! |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
6879 |
The steak is overrated |
1.0308 |
0.02159 |
65 |
63 |
2 |
0 |
6880 |
Your rubbernecking habit is affecting me. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6881 |
How soon those who drink only the honey of life forget its sweetness. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6882 |
You, Me, right here right now on this Dino table |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6883 |
I’d love some beef stroganoff and then peppermint stick ice cream. |
1.0299 |
0.02095 |
67 |
65 |
2 |
0 |
6884 |
It’s so nice to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye |
1.0294 |
0.02064 |
68 |
66 |
2 |
0 |
6885 |
But you said you'd reserved a high top! |
1.0278 |
0.01950 |
72 |
70 |
2 |
0 |
6886 |
Did you remember to pay for parking? |
1.0274 |
0.01924 |
73 |
71 |
2 |
0 |
6887 |
Kids today show no respect for age. |
1.0263 |
0.02632 |
76 |
75 |
0 |
1 |
6888 |
Anyway, I told him that we just didn’t see eye to eye. |
1.0260 |
0.01825 |
77 |
75 |
2 |
0 |
6889 |
Oh no!! We both forgot to bring our reading glasses!! |
1.0196 |
0.01980 |
51 |
50 |
1 |
0 |
6890 |
I hope they don't ask us to leave when we eat directly from the buffet. |
1.0192 |
0.01942 |
52 |
51 |
1 |
0 |
6891 |
I’m really just looking for someone who’s on my level, you know? |
1.0185 |
0.01869 |
54 |
53 |
1 |
0 |
6892 |
Remember lunch? I can’t recall what I just ate. |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
6893 |
I think it's because of neither natural selection nor attractiveness. |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
6894 |
Either raise the table or lengthen my arms-or Darwin had no idea what natural selection is all about. |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
6895 |
Why is it you never notice my chest? |
1.0179 |
0.01802 |
56 |
55 |
1 |
0 |
6896 |
This food has a lingering aftertaste. |
1.0175 |
0.01770 |
57 |
56 |
1 |
0 |
6897 |
I asked for a high top… |
1.0175 |
0.01770 |
57 |
56 |
1 |
0 |
6898 |
You're really sticking out your neck here for me, the least I could do was meet you. |
1.0172 |
0.01739 |
58 |
57 |
1 |
0 |
6899 |
Did you take me on a date to Hell? |
1.0169 |
0.01709 |
59 |
58 |
1 |
0 |
6900 |
Trudy , I know I promised you a necklace for our anniversary but the jewelry store couldn't find a big-enough truck to deliver it! |
1.0169 |
0.01709 |
59 |
58 |
1 |
0 |
6901 |
I can't see the menu without a telescope |
1.0169 |
0.01709 |
59 |
58 |
1 |
0 |
6902 |
Oh sweetheart, I don’t think we should get engaged yet. I’m not quite ready to stick my neck out. |
1.0167 |
0.01681 |
60 |
59 |
1 |
0 |
6903 |
Could you please show a little diplo-macy???? |
1.0147 |
0.01482 |
68 |
67 |
1 |
0 |
6904 |
You ordered the littleneck clams?
How bemusing. |
1.0137 |
0.01379 |
73 |
72 |
1 |
0 |
6905 |
I told you we should have asked for the long straws. |
1.0133 |
0.01342 |
75 |
74 |
1 |
0 |
6906 |
The overhead in this place is nuts. |
1.0000 |
0.01980 |
51 |
51 |
0 |
0 |
6907 |
in darkness, grandma prays with rosary in bed, a protector all night long |
1.0000 |
0.01626 |
62 |
62 |
0 |
0 |
6908 |
You seem unruffled by the assertion that, dating in person in modern era is dinosaur dating." |
1.0000 |
0.01739 |
58 |
58 |
0 |
0 |
6909 |
It’s only our first date. I’m not ready to do necking. |
1.0000 |
0.01681 |
60 |
60 |
0 |
0 |
6910 |
‘Did you just order the little neck clams knowing I’m vegetarian? I should T Wrecks this place right now.’ |
1.0000 |
0.01527 |
66 |
66 |
0 |
0 |
6911 |
It was either this or bar seating… |
1.0000 |
0.01681 |
60 |
60 |
0 |
0 |