Contest #872


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Sorry I was late. I hit every traffic light on the way here. 1.9013 0.02279 1338 537 396 405
1 You haven't noticed my new necklace. 1.7860 0.01529 2678 1186 879 613
2 I heard our future is in oil. 1.7488 0.01865 1883 912 532 439
3 Why is everyone here acting like we don't exist? 1.7479 0.01813 1872 871 602 399
4 I thought nice guys like you were extinct. 1.7428 0.02200 1213 552 421 240
5 Well it took 200 million years but we finally got a reservation. 1.7306 0.02309 1173 567 355 251
6 I wouldn't have imagined we'd be dining here in a million years. 1.7142 0.02006 1459 696 484 279
7 I saw the way you looked at that giraffe. 1.7101 0.01404 3108 1533 943 632
8 It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't stare at my chest. 1.7034 0.01557 2549 1277 751 521
9 154 million years?! Has it been that long? 1.6999 0.02080 1356 662 439 255
10 Howard be careful when you go to the restroom, there are ceiling fans. 1.6926 0.01525 2554 1273 794 487
11 Still on the Paleo Diet? 1.6900 0.02317 1029 493 362 174
12 Did you notice how the waiter paused before recommending the littleneck clams? 1.6841 0.01808 1798 902 562 334
13 Simon, I'm just not sure we have a future... 1.6814 0.01914 1579 788 506 285
14 Keep your eyes up here Mr." 1.6800 0.01897 1625 818 509 298
15 That eventually hit the spot. 1.6771 0.01475 2682 1355 838 489
16 We have plenty of time to catch the ark. 1.6745 0.01608 2458 1311 636 511
17 Let’s skip dessert and go see what that big flash of light was all about. 1.6715 0.01925 1504 747 504 253
18 Geez, you could go extinct waiting for some service at this place. 1.6713 0.02001 1381 683 469 229
19 Don’t look, but the Rex’s are right behind you. 1.6709 0.01838 1723 878 534 311
20 I'm not being hysterical, Alan. I saw nuggets shaped like us on their kids' menu. 1.6709 0.01618 2297 1193 667 437
21 Looks like we both lied about our age. 1.6650 0.02264 1182 622 334 226
22 Their menu is excellent, but honestly, what really sold me was the thirty-foot ceiling. 1.6576 0.02358 958 475 336 147
23 Does the dress make my neck look too long? 1.6498 0.01524 2556 1363 725 468
24 Nobody dresses up anymore....we are a dying breed 1.6484 0.02033 1317 671 438 208
25 But all I did was ask for a straw. 1.6477 0.01945 1473 761 470 242
26 That’s really gonna hit the spot. Eventually. 1.6468 0.02108 1206 611 410 185
27 Is it me, or do the portions look small? 1.6367 0.02428 867 436 310 121
28 Yes, longer straws would help" 1.6361 0.02131 1135 574 400 161
29 If the waiter asks us where we're from, just say Europe. 1.6334 0.01725 1822 950 590 282
30 First dinner away from Loch Ness, and you pick seafood? 1.6324 0.02095 1303 700 382 221
31 Did it go down the wrong way?” 1.6289 0.01866 2072 1284 278 510
32 It is so nice to finally have met someone that I see eye-to-eye with... 1.6255 0.02019 1295 675 430 190
33 I was starting to believe that all the good ones were extinct. 1.6230 0.01754 1841 999 537 305
34 You wouldn’t believe how long ago I had to make this reservation 1.6214 0.01851 1614 867 491 256
35 Stop complaining. Do you know how hard it is to find a vegetarian restaurant with 90-foot ceilings? 1.6208 0.01851 1672 916 474 282
36 No more for me, an hour from now, that last drink will go straight to my head. 1.6206 0.02048 1252 656 415 181
37 You should try the primordial soup 1.6194 0.02168 1214 665 346 203
38 Is it just me, or do they seem short-staffed? 1.6189 0.01958 1375 724 451 200
39 Was it hard to find a place with no ceiling fans? 1.6135 0.01960 1480 817 418 245
40 Why do we always get a table outside? 1.6125 0.01887 1440 756 486 198
41 I was expecting you to be taller. 1.6123 0.02382 926 492 301 133
42 I'm from Great Neck. How about you? 1.6123 0.01917 1648 946 397 305
43 Have you noticed we're the last ones here? 1.6099 0.01940 1415 760 447 208
44 Do you think the waiter-saurus? 1.6096 0.02123 1250 691 356 203
45 I'm waiting to see how you pick up that wine glass. 1.6093 0.02108 1203 648 377 178
46 This was the only restaurant in town without ceiling fans. 1.6080 0.01993 1449 812 393 244
47 Do you think the waiter saw us 1.6063 0.02027 1359 752 390 217
48 Are you absolutely set on honeymooning in Loch Ness? 1.6060 0.02054 1325 755 353 217
49 I think we should date other chiropractors. 1.5981 0.02357 1371 908 106 357
50 Wouldn’t you think that from here we could see a waiter? 1.5973 0.02099 1264 722 339 203
51 Really? I find that hard to swallow. 1.5932 0.02203 1175 671 311 193
52 I think I dropped my earring under the table 1.5887 0.02376 975 551 274 150
53 When you said the food here was out of reach, I thought you were talking about the price. 1.5874 0.02381 1035 605 252 178
54 What a lovely anniversary, darling. I can’t believe it’s been 150 million years. 1.5853 0.02308 1008 575 281 152
55 I forgot my glasses. Has our food arrived? 1.5852 0.02391 1015 592 252 171
56 That’s right, mister. My eyes are up here. 1.5840 0.02443 1036 625 217 194
57 I’ve had trouble on dating apps in the past meeting anyone with whom I really see eye to eye. 1.5811 0.02202 950 501 346 103
58 So I heard this place was vegan but what sold it to me was the ceiling height. 1.5804 0.02322 920 502 302 116
59 Actually, I’m partial to the high hanging fruit. 1.5769 0.02384 910 509 277 124
60 This restaurant is known for their extensive wine list but I come for the high ceilings. 1.5765 0.02264 1013 576 294 143
61 You said you were taller on your profile. 1.5755 0.02375 994 579 258 157
62 This is the hottest restaurant in New York. I had to call 65 million years ahead to get a table. 1.5719 0.02498 890 522 229 139
63 The straws! Why do they always forget the straws!? 1.5717 0.02416 948 552 250 146
64 Yes, it's new. No, I still can't tell what time it is. 1.5697 0.02425 911 532 244 135
65 I don’t think it’s the cholesterol that’s going to kill us. 1.5656 0.02560 778 463 204 111
66 Remember the good old days when everything we ate was locally sourced? 1.5653 0.02576 773 439 231 103
67 That silly waiter claims your American Express Card expired 65 million years ago. 1.5653 0.02672 789 468 196 125
68 I hope we are better received here than at the cinema 1.5646 0.02579 797 460 224 113
69 Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans. 1.5640 0.02500 867 506 233 128
70 My eyes are up here, thank you 1.5636 0.02593 825 489 208 128
71 Once again, we're the oldest ones here. 1.5617 0.02707 794 481 180 133
72 So after our dinner date, wanna neck? 🥰🦕 1.5613 0.02672 759 459 183 117
73 I’d like a nice tall drink. 1.5604 0.02603 737 417 227 93
74 We're going to starve to death, aren't we? 1.5597 0.02581 804 470 218 116
75 After dinner, what do you say we go back to my cave and neck? 1.5593 0.02546 801 462 230 109
76 It’s just nice to go out with someone I can see eye to eye with. 1.5566 0.02635 715 406 220 89
77 Do you think it would be terribly gauche to just lean over to the salad bar for seconds? 1.5557 0.02765 727 435 180 112
78 I think I'll order the primordial soup 1.5551 0.02828 735 452 158 125
79 There's no future for us... 1.5540 0.02729 713 419 193 101
80 Would it kill them to have longer straws? 1.5532 0.02733 743 446 183 114
81 Why did the waiter assume that we’re on a paleo diet? 1.5526 0.02753 722 431 183 108
82 When the waiter comes back, could you ask for a couple of straws? 1.5518 0.02711 734 436 191 107
83 I wish, just once, you would wear the turtleneck sweater I bought you... 1.5516 0.02773 736 447 172 117
84 I'm thinking the spaghetti. 1.5512 0.02687 733 432 198 103
85 We'll be extinct by the time we get the main course. 1.5503 0.02636 776 462 201 113
86 This is the only table they had that wasn’t under a ceiling fan. 1.5499 0.02758 711 424 183 104
87 Do you think 48 house salads will be enough? 1.5498 0.02654 673 379 218 76
88 Your dating profile says you’re currently extinct. 1.5487 0.02720 729 435 188 106
89 I couldn't hear a word the waiter was saying, could you? 1.5469 0.02790 651 379 188 84
90 But will you still love me 265 million years from now? 1.5461 0.02770 683 404 185 94
91 I need this break—everyone at work has a brain the size of a walnut. 1.5453 0.02730 651 373 201 77
92 We should‘ve gone to Treetops. 1.5452 0.02878 664 402 162 100
93 I'm afraid I'll go extinct by the time our dinner arrives. 1.5444 0.02823 676 406 172 98
94 Are we getting old? 1.5431 0.02742 661 384 195 82
95 Hey! Can we get a couple of straws over here? 1.5428 0.02727 678 407 180 91
96 Is it me or do the portions seem small? 1.5413 0.02745 641 374 191 76
97 This the best night out I’ve had in 60 million years. 1.5405 0.02960 605 363 157 85
98 You have someone between your teeth. 1.5395 0.02931 658 407 147 104
99 You know what I love most about us, Richard? We've always seen eye to eye. 1.5383 0.02866 600 350 177 73
100 I dunno, you looked more Mesozoic on the dating app 1.5374 0.02720 655 380 198 77
101 Do you think they have long stem wine glasses? 1.5341 0.02901 601 360 164 77
102 I can’t believe they would offer us the molten lava cake. 1.5320 0.02990 562 334 157 71
103 I love the high ceilings here but I wish the forks were longer 1.5320 0.03299 453 267 131 55
104 I know I have spinach in my teeth...I just can't reach them. 1.5320 0.02934 579 343 164 72
105 And then I said, ‘No, the weather ISN’T better up here.’ 1.5310 0.02872 612 365 169 78
106 It’s nice to finally finally date someone at my level. 1.5308 0.02900 569 332 172 65
107 It’s been a long time, but I figured it’s time to stick my neck out and start dating again. 1.5304 0.02797 609 355 185 69
108 We should start seeing other dinosaurs. Oh, wait, there aren't any. 1.5298 0.03237 553 351 111 91
109 I just think you looked taller in your profile. 1.5295 0.02863 593 360 158 75
110 No straws? 1.5289 0.02945 622 383 149 90
111 My biggest fear? Vampires. 1.5266 0.03010 583 361 139 83
112 My eyes are up here, Jeff. Higher…higher. 1.5256 0.03206 508 310 129 69
113 I may have eaten too much; I'll know in two minutes. 1.5249 0.03048 543 327 147 69
114 I hope I don’t regret ordering the “Meteoric Surprise” for dessert. 1.5216 0.03257 485 296 125 64
115 Do you think they have longer forks? 1.5215 0.03083 535 325 141 69
116 It takes 20 minutes for your stomach to tell your brain that it's full. 1.5192 0.02896 547 333 152 62
117 I've always heard it said that if you live with someone long enough, you begin to look alike... 1.5191 0.03140 470 276 144 50
118 I'll be honest, I thought you'd be taller.. 1.5157 0.03087 510 307 143 60
119 Don't panic, but I saw the giraffe walk in with the same tie. 1.5154 0.03040 553 340 141 72
120 It seems like a million years since we last went out to dinner. 1.5128 0.03334 468 291 114 63
121 So then I thought to myself, where have I seen herbivore? 1.5118 0.03380 467 294 107 66
122 Don't look now, but the T-Rex's just walked in. 1.5113 0.03245 485 300 122 63
123 You haven't even so much as gazed at my new necklace. 1.5110 0.03012 501 303 144 54
124 Don’t look, but the waiter is my ex from my late Jurassic period. 1.5098 0.03211 459 276 132 51
125 I spend my entire week eating low-lying vegetation—I'm allowed to order dessert. 1.5092 0.03225 489 303 123 63
126 I’m sure when the waiter called us “dinosaurs” he was referring to the fact that we still dress for dinner 1.5091 0.03234 495 309 120 66
127 Give me a day or two to let the food settle before you ask about dessert. 1.5086 0.03102 466 275 145 46
128 Most guys hate dating women taller than them. You have no idea how excited I was to get your reply. 1.5083 0.03018 484 299 135 50
129 As long as you understand I never neck on the first date 1.5082 0.03338 427 258 121 48
130 I just wish we could see eye-to-eye with more people 1.5047 0.03361 426 260 117 49
131 Pardon me. In 10 seconds, I’m gonna burp. 1.5024 0.03458 410 253 108 49
132 So glad that the comet missed. 1.5022 0.03166 462 279 134 49
133 I might have covid, I can’t smell the food 1.5019 0.03167 514 324 122 68
134 Why would you order soup?! 1.5012 0.03547 417 265 95 57
135 I dropped my salad fork. 1.4988 0.03345 423 259 117 47
136 And after dessert, we can go watch the meteor shower! 1.4949 0.03558 392 246 98 48
137 Excuse me, my eyes are up here! 1.4948 0.03632 384 243 92 49
138 A walk sounds romantic, there's a meteor shower tonight. 1.4937 0.03578 397 252 94 51
139 First dates can be awkward but I think we have a lot in common. 1.4926 0.03222 404 249 118 37
140 Remember when you didn't have to ask for a straw? 1.4919 0.03272 433 266 121 46
141 I don’t know if I’m full. Ask me tomorrow. 1.4914 0.03966 291 178 83 30
142 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.4893 0.03546 374 232 101 41
143 Can you ask for a straw? 1.4886 0.03519 395 251 96 48
144 Steve, does this dress make my neck look long? 1.4879 0.03631 414 273 80 61
145 You’re taller than I expected. 1.4879 0.03269 412 250 123 39
146 Well, I hope that eventually hits the spot. 1.4870 0.03816 386 258 68 60
147 ...and you thought not having a thumb would be a problem... 1.4863 0.03659 364 230 91 43
148 I'm not really hungry now. I ate the trees out front while we were waiting for our table 1.4837 0.03484 368 226 106 36
149 I'll tell you how I managed my necklace clasp when you tell me how you tied your tie. And then we move on to the higher-level existential question. 1.4832 0.03737 387 256 75 56
150 I won't marry you, Gerald, not even if I knew that a comet was going to strike the Earth tomorrow. 1.4828 0.03551 379 239 97 43
151 I distinctly remember asking the waiter to bring us straws with our drinks. 1.4825 0.03695 400 266 75 59
152 I'm definitely not having the soup 1.4817 0.03812 355 231 77 47
153 We’re not carbon dating yet, right?” 1.4815 0.03636 378 243 88 47
154 What do you mean you forgot the straws? 1.4814 0.03708 376 245 81 50
155 I’ll never get back down to 32,000 pounds eating like this. 1.4805 0.03586 385 247 91 47
156 Do you see our waiter? 1.4771 0.03670 327 202 94 31
157 My eyes are up here, John 1.4763 0.03678 380 249 81 50
158 Where does the bib go? 1.4761 0.03470 376 235 103 38
159 I sense our relationship is getting close to extinction 1.4752 0.03736 322 201 89 32
160 I’m up *here,* Harold! 1.4723 0.03710 343 222 83 38
161 I brought you here to say I really appreciate how you stuck your neck out for me. 1.4719 0.03521 356 222 100 34
162 Why do all our friends think we look down on them? 1.4713 0.03579 348 218 96 34
163 I've sucked on trees in our backyard that taste better than this. 1.4696 0.03390 362 227 103 32
164 We’ll probably be extinct by the time our entree comes. 1.4686 0.03677 350 225 86 39
165 I took straws for granted. 1.4680 0.03378 344 217 98 29
166 Glad you asked. House Speaker Mike Johnson says my ancestors met on Noah's Ark 1.4675 0.03726 323 214 74 35
167 Do you remember, when we were dating, how exciting it was when we were necking? 1.4671 0.03964 319 210 69 40
168 Does this necklace call attention to my neck? 1.4667 0.03749 360 238 76 46
169 I don't see a future for us." 1.4662 0.03802 311 197 83 31
170 I’m vegetarian too. 1.4660 0.03929 309 200 74 35
171 You’ll like it, Joey. The waiters are giraffes. 1.4657 0.03563 350 223 92 35
172 Well, I don't neck on the first date. 1.4645 0.03606 338 213 93 32
173 Have you tried gargling? 1.4636 0.03767 330 220 71 39
174 Remember our first date? Feels like 150 million years ago. 1.4634 0.03833 328 214 76 38
175 You can order the entire tree, but I only want the leaves at the top. 1.4603 0.03629 315 196 93 26
176 You didn’t happen to bring your readers did you? 1.4585 0.03758 325 210 81 34
177 Is it Paleo? 1.4577 0.03860 319 209 74 36
178 Would it be declassé to ask for straws for the wine? 1.4576 0.03956 330 223 63 44
179 To be honest, you don't look a thing like your profile picture. 1.4565 0.03652 322 215 74 33
180 One doesn't come to a place like this to eat . . . One comes to be seen. 1.4561 0.03894 285 181 78 26
181 Be patient. It’s a tall order. 1.4561 0.03938 296 192 73 31
182 „This has been my favorite restaurant for ages.“ 1.4560 0.03738 318 204 83 31
183 Everyone’s staring cause we’re overdressed! 1.4548 0.03724 310 197 85 28
184 It’s been fifteen minutes now and the waitress still hasn’t come back with the straws we asked for 1.4538 0.03663 357 236 80 41
185 Why does it feel like we are the only ones who care about Climate Change. 1.4536 0.04038 280 182 69 29
186 It’s a simple question, Barry, does this necklace make my neck look long? 1.4498 0.03787 309 200 79 30
187 I think we are over dressed. Everyone is looking at us. 1.4497 0.03841 318 210 73 35
188 I'm afraid it went down the wrong way. 1.4497 0.03709 298 193 78 27
189 No. I don't want to visit your mother in Scotland this year. 1.4493 0.03935 296 194 71 31
190 Carl, I wouldn’t worry about it… those End Of the World DoDos 🦤 are always wrong. 1.4491 0.03993 265 169 73 23
191 it shouldn't be TOO hard to get the waiter's attention... 1.4484 0.03430 310 202 83 25
192 And, to think we nearly broke up 20 million years ago. 1.4466 0.03948 309 207 66 36
193 Why do they say that people who still dress for dinner are dinosaurs? 1.4466 0.03922 309 206 68 35
194 It’s nice here, but eating tree leaves is easier. 1.4460 0.03932 287 187 72 28
195 I think it’s important to let the kids decide if they identify as herbivore or carnivore. 1.4459 0.03934 296 195 70 31
196 Of course you can ask for a straw. 1.4455 0.03810 303 197 77 29
197 Food was ok, but not worth the 65 million year wait 1.4452 0.03665 292 198 66 28
198 It’s over, Dino — no more necking. 1.4448 0.03876 299 196 73 30
199 I really think our future is in oil. 1.4436 0.04289 266 180 54 32
200 It was a nice thought, but how are we supposed to eat like this? 1.4429 0.04033 280 187 63 30
201 No, I never order soup. 1.4404 0.04032 277 183 66 28
202 How hard is it to provide 25 foot straws? 1.4373 0.03851 295 194 73 28
203 I forgot my glasses. Can you check the time on my watch? 1.4372 0.04421 247 168 50 29
204 This would be easier if our arms were longer. 1.4370 0.04106 270 180 62 28
205 We both have a brain the size of a walnut, let's let the waiter order the wine. 1.4368 0.04414 261 181 46 34
206 I'm telling you, Arthur, the waiter rolled his eyes when I ordered the "little neck" clams 1.4367 0.04448 245 167 49 29
207 Honestly, if I hear the phrase, "And it's Neck and Neck!" one more time, I might become a carnivore. 1.4367 0.04221 300 212 45 43
208 I don't know how they stay in business, with an all-you-can-eat salad bar. 1.4365 0.04245 252 168 58 26
209 I just don’t see a future for us. 1.4352 0.03881 301 201 69 31
210 They get you on the Heimlich Maneuver surcharge. 1.4351 0.04569 239 165 44 30
211 Do you ever miss Loch Ness? 1.4333 0.04667 240 169 38 33
212 I'm going off my diet and ordering the T-Rex bone-in 1.4323 0.04044 266 176 65 25
213 I think that couple at the next table were in jurassic park? 1.4322 0.04003 273 181 66 26
214 Let's go back home and neck 1.4317 0.03679 278 192 61 25
215 It may be my narcissism, but I find that I look down on everyone. 1.4311 0.03617 283 195 66 22
216 I should have brought my scarf, I feel a draft 1.4301 0.04079 272 183 61 28
217 If evolution is so great why are the salads so small? 1.4297 0.04111 263 176 61 26
218 I’m just glad you look like your profile picture. 1.4296 0.03960 277 186 64 27
219 I hear the long necked clams are delicious. 1.4292 0.03920 233 159 56 18
220 Stop trying to look down my dress. 1.4292 0.04395 240 163 51 26
221 This is one brutal sore throat 1.4280 0.04195 243 161 60 22
222 Would it be uncouth if I asked for a straw? 1.4264 0.04016 265 176 65 24
223 Just when I thought a traditional dinner date had gone extinct, you asked me out 1.4254 0.03653 268 179 70 19
224 The portion sizes at this place always look so small. 1.4252 0.04139 254 170 60 24
225 What concerns me is that the soup will be cold by the time I get to taste it. 1.4249 0.04571 233 162 43 28
226 I'd love to be more of a risk-taker, but I'm reluctant to stick my neck out. 1.4248 0.03896 266 174 71 21
227 You know,sometimes life just gets to be a long,hard swallow! 1.4248 0.04549 226 155 46 25
228 65 million years to get a reservation. This better be good. 1.4240 0.04482 250 176 42 32
229 I'm at an age where the T-Rex guys just don't do it for me anymore. 1.4234 0.03970 248 174 51 23
230 Just ask them for longer forks. 1.4228 0.04075 272 185 59 28
231 I can’t see the table, is our food here yet? 1.4221 0.04034 263 176 63 24
232 Does this necklace make my neck look long? 1.4215 0.04234 261 180 52 29
233 Sure, I’m worried about climate change, but what can you do? 1.4208 0.04004 259 172 65 22
234 Our waiter's a Neanderthal! 1.4206 0.04043 252 167 64 21
235 I'm just looking for a guy who's willing to stick his neck out. 1.4200 0.04105 250 167 61 22
236 Hopefully the main course will come before we become extinct! 1.4191 0.04213 241 162 57 22
237 I'm not sure we have anything in common. 1.4185 0.04263 227 151 57 19
238 I'm confused. Are the flowers a center piece or the meal? 1.4185 0.04217 227 150 59 18
239 By the time the food reaches my stomach I'm hungry again 1.4183 0.03974 251 165 67 19
240 I hope they have the long straws. 1.4173 0.03890 266 176 69 21
241 Let's go back to my place and neck. 1.4167 0.04542 240 170 40 30
242 I can’t believe she married a carnivore! 1.4155 0.04418 219 148 51 20
243 It's so nice to finally meet someone who's on my level. 1.4151 0.04472 212 143 50 19
244 Online dating is horrible! You're the first man I've met who's actually on my level. 1.4134 0.04278 254 177 49 28
245 It's nice to finally socially engage with someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. 1.4130 0.04396 230 158 49 23
246 I hear the Natural History Museum might offer us an apartment. 1.4130 0.03803 247 167 63 17
247 I'm glad they moved us away from the ceiling fan. 1.4128 0.04327 235 161 51 23
248 I had to make this reservation ages ago. 1.4095 0.04498 210 143 48 19
249 Oh great, my annoying co-worker is here! Quick, put your head down! 1.4087 0.04777 208 147 37 24
250 I just have this nagging feeling that this isn't going anywhere, like it could just end tomorrow. 1.4081 0.04354 223 152 51 20
251 I’m still waiting for the hor d’oeuvres to reach my stomach.” 1.4079 0.04148 228 152 59 17
252 I think we should be seeing other people. If there were any. 1.4073 0.04038 248 167 61 20
253 thats funny...you don't look jewish! 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
254 It's nice to get out of the tar pits every now and then. 1.4070 0.04563 199 135 47 17
255 I think the app OK Cupid really got us right this time don’t you?” 1.4067 0.03790 209 148 49 12
256 Who ties your tie? 1.4053 0.04158 227 152 58 17
257 Finally. Someone with the same perspective as me. 1.4053 0.04158 227 152 58 17
258 Try living in my neck of the woods 1.4053 0.04831 190 132 39 19
259 Haha..We went for a swim and now they’re obsessed with only that one lake ! 1.4052 0.04230 232 158 54 20
260 Paleo's just too new age for my tastes. 1.4048 0.04593 210 146 43 21
261 Food’s cold again 1.4037 0.04276 218 147 54 17
262 So glad to finally meet someone I can see eye-to-eye with 1.4027 0.04470 221 156 42 23
263 The maitre'd wasn't much, but the kitchen staff was tasty. 1.4018 0.04160 219 153 48 18
264 I just wish that we could go back to the days of the fern bars. 1.4018 0.04357 219 150 50 19
265 You don't look a day over 50 million. 1.4009 0.04219 222 150 55 17
266 Let’s go down to dinner. 1.4000 0.04702 200 140 40 20
267 What are you having? I didn’t bring my glasses. 1.4000 0.04230 235 162 52 21
268 It's so much easier eating leaves. 1.3990 0.04598 203 141 43 19
269 I hope they have decent vegetarian options this time. 1.3990 0.04324 203 136 53 14
270 Such stares! You'd think they'd never seen a vegetarian before. 1.3983 0.04545 236 171 36 29
271 I heard they actually bring the trees to the table... 1.3982 0.04229 221 150 54 17
272 And then she said, ‘I’m always sticking my neck out for him!’ like that’s heroic or something. 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
273 You know, it's been about 145 million years. I think our waiter has forgotten us. 1.3974 0.04368 234 165 45 24
274 It takes too long to realize I ate too much. 1.3971 0.04700 209 149 37 23
275 I told you this vest made my neck look big 1.3965 0.04149 227 154 56 17
276 Dennis is that you holding my hand? 1.3952 0.04583 210 148 41 21
277 It's too much a stretch 1.3951 0.03819 205 147 45 13
278 I think we both took too much Viagra. 1.3944 0.04335 213 152 41 20
279 Do you think the babysitter knows what to do in case of an asteroid? 1.3930 0.04460 201 138 47 16
280 I had one heck of a time zipping up this dress. 1.3925 0.04268 214 146 52 16
281 Can we pay our bill in oil futures? 1.3920 0.05095 176 128 28 20
282 Hey buddy, eyes up here. 1.3920 0.04433 199 136 48 15
283 I guess we should have requested a "high top." 1.3920 0.04656 199 140 40 19
284 Brian, this is a very fancy establishment. They don’t have straws. 1.3920 0.04375 199 135 50 14
285 I haven’t felt the same since we left Scotland 1.3918 0.04909 194 140 32 22
286 We usually see eye to eye on things. 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
287 Let’s just eat shoots and leave. 1.3906 0.04890 192 138 33 21
288 If the service is any slower we’ll go extinct. 1.3899 0.04310 218 151 49 18
289 You better ask for the check; Noah said don’t be late. 1.3898 0.04811 177 123 39 15
290 Don't apologise for being old-fashioned - I like the fact you're a dinosaur. 1.3895 0.04696 190 133 40 17
291 What meteorite??!! 1.3889 0.04614 198 139 41 18
292 Draft beer? No, let’s get a couple of longnecks. 1.3889 0.04559 198 138 43 17
293 Do you know if they’ve cleared the table? 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
294 Would you ask the waiter for straws? 1.3879 0.04313 214 148 49 17
295 This isn’t going to work unless you evolve. 1.3879 0.04886 214 160 25 29
296 As embarrassing as it might be, I think eating this would be easier on all fours. 1.3876 0.04690 209 151 35 23
297 We should’ve asked for the high top 1.3871 0.04220 217 149 52 16
298 I swear, Harvey, with portions like these a girl could go extinct! 1.3865 0.04414 207 144 46 17
299 No, I couldn’t hear the specials either. 1.3862 0.04943 189 137 31 21
300 Not that bad, actually; the necklace has a clasp on the back. 1.3861 0.04149 202 135 56 11
301 Do you think they have any longer forks? 1.3861 0.04491 202 141 44 17
302 I feel that I have really put my neck on the line for this relationship. 1.3860 0.04077 228 156 56 16
303 *Can you see the stage from here?" 1.3850 0.04521 200 140 43 17
304 My bad. I should have reserved a high top table. 1.3846 0.04290 208 143 50 15
305 ... and then Cousin Harold called his mother-in-law an old fossil and all hell broke loose. 1.3838 0.04717 185 130 39 16
306 I'm investing in oil companies. I mean, we're all gonna die someday. 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
307 I saw you looking at that dilophosaurus. 1.3825 0.04412 217 154 43 20
308 What should we tip? Service was terrible, but he was quite tasty! 1.3822 0.04843 191 138 33 20
309 I understand this place is known for its paleo diet. 1.3815 0.04947 173 123 34 16
310 Be careful. The last time we ate here I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on you. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
311 Now I hear the Iguanodons are extinct. Maybe we should postpone the cruise. 1.3805 0.04328 205 145 44 16
312 Are they GROWING the trees out there?! What’s taking so long?? 1.3800 0.04625 200 143 38 19
313 Could you tell me what's on my plate? 1.3791 0.04637 182 127 41 14
314 What attracted you to me? 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
315 Let's skip the soup. 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
316 Everyone's looking at my bad manicure, I can tell. 1.3788 0.04602 198 141 39 18
317 I think I have a head of lettuce stuck in my throat. 1.3787 0.04957 169 120 34 15
318 I'm sorry, but I just don't see a future for us. 1.3785 0.04795 177 125 37 15
319 I don’t regret doing Jurassic Park, but it hasn’t been easy getting other roles since. 1.3780 0.04990 164 116 34 14
320 I'm glad we can see eye to eye. 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
321 You can have the flower, dear. 1.3772 0.04776 167 116 39 12
322 I'll have the short ribs and a long fork. 1.3770 0.04745 183 130 37 16
323 ‘It’s been so long’ 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
324 There's a pterodactyl in my soup! 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 38 20
325 People are staring. Do you think my neckline is too low? 1.3764 0.04839 178 127 35 16
326 I I've learned to floss on telephone wires. 1.3757 0.04969 181 132 30 19
327 Did you bring my reading binoculars? 1.3750 0.04786 184 132 35 17
328 Try the early bird special. 1.3743 0.05115 171 125 28 18
329 You're the first blind date with whom I see eye to eye 1.3738 0.04571 206 149 37 20
330 I got all dressed up to eat more than kale on trees, mister 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
331 I’m leaning towards the fiddlehead ferns. You? 1.3716 0.04476 183 127 44 12
332 Do you ever get sick of people asking you “How’s the weather up there?” 1.3713 0.04915 167 119 34 14
333 On the way home, can we do a little necking? 1.3707 0.04314 205 144 46 15
334 Enough about my practice, what made YOU want to become a chiropractor? 1.3702 0.04642 181 130 36 15
335 The head room is great, but the portions are really small. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
336 Yes, I agree…..the winning caption is always something dumb. 1.3687 0.05305 179 137 18 24
337 We don't neck anymore. 1.3684 0.04610 171 119 41 11
338 Together 150 million years and we still can't agree on an appetizer. 1.3684 0.05038 171 125 29 17
339 Maybe we should've picked a place that had straws. 1.3684 0.04667 190 137 36 17
340 Honey, I told them we don’t eat meat. 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
341 Roxy, although it used to be Rex. What's yours? 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
342 I like your tie. I think. 1.3671 0.04610 158 108 42 8
343 I wouldn’t care if the world WAS ending tomorrow, I still wouldn’t go all the way on a first date! 1.3669 0.04411 169 126 31 12
344 So reports of a giant asteroid heading straight for Earth are fake news? 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
345 I'm really getting tired of waiters saying no kidding when we order longneck Buds. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
346 I told the sitter don't even try making him brush his teeth. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
347 Dear, I think I dropped my fork. 1.3631 0.04667 179 128 37 14
348 I prefer that they think we existed 1.3631 0.04318 179 123 47 9
349 These little lunches are beneath us. Let’s go eat from the treetops. 1.3631 0.04580 168 117 41 10
350 You Want A Lobster Bib? Are you joking? 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
351 I heard the asteroid is merely a mammalian power play. 1.3622 0.04623 185 133 37 15
352 It’s a new dining concept. You eat off of someone else’s table. 1.3617 0.04753 188 138 32 18
353 Would you stop obsessing, Herb? Your necktie is fine exactly where it is. 1.3614 0.05067 166 122 28 16
354 Don’t even get me started on the bathroom mirrors. 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
355 Well, what exactly do you think they make the Brontosaurus Burger from?” 1.3611 0.05212 180 138 19 23
356 Is my tie crooked 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
357 I’m going for the salad at table 19, tell me when she’s not looking. 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
358 It's called 'haute cuisine' Gerald, look it up. 1.3600 0.04596 175 131 29 15
359 I hear the leaves are excellent. 1.3598 0.04487 189 135 40 14
360 Should we tie the knot? 1.3598 0.05324 164 124 21 19
361 They forgot the straws. 1.3590 0.04624 195 143 34 18
362 Prehistorically speaking, of course. 1.3576 0.04914 151 107 34 10
363 You know, I was vegan before it was cool 1.3575 0.04855 179 132 30 17
364 By the time that lousy waiter takes our order, we'll be extinct. 1.3571 0.04603 182 131 37 14
365 I would love to travel more, but there's never enough room in the overhead. 1.3559 0.04553 177 126 39 12
366 I'm so glad that that night I saw you from across the room. 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
367 I specified "over 27 feet" but I guess I'm open to short guys. 1.3556 0.04568 180 129 38 13
368 Next time let’s rent a limousine that stretches vertically. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
369 Are you sure these aren't the appetizers? 1.3539 0.04316 178 124 45 9
370 The vibe in here is truly prehistoric. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
371 You look nothing like your cave painting. 1.3529 0.05365 153 115 22 16
372 I never order the soup, by the time it reaches my stomach it’s too cold. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
373 He’s taking forever to tape 50 straws together. Should we just leave? 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
374 Have children? No, I don't really see any future for them. 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
375 Sometimes I get hungry, and then the last swallow hits.. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
376 Norbert, I know it's our 25th anniversary, but if you buy me one more pullover, I'm filing for a divorce. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
377 Oh God, it's Carl. Maybe he won't see us. 1.3506 0.05174 154 114 26 14
378 'My eyes are up here buddy.' 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
379 Nice salad, but I’m craving something meteor. 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
380 Was your soup cold, too? 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
381 Could we just skip dessert and go straight to necking? 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
382 No bread for me. I’m on paleo 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
383 I just thought we could see eye to eye. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
384 I don't really have any family for my side of the aisle. How about you? 1.3481 0.04299 158 115 35 8
385 Forget that our arms don’t reach our mouths. Without opposable thumbs, it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference. 1.3476 0.04808 187 141 27 19
386 I made this reservation eons ago. 1.3476 0.04625 164 117 37 10
387 I'm still hungry. And if you say "the food hasn't hit my stomach yet," I'm going to smack you. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
388 Live each day as if it were your last. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
389 Sorry, but I just don't see a future for us together. 1.3462 0.04561 156 112 35 9
390 I just hope I'll be able to read the menu. 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
391 Next time let's go to the place with the tall leafy trees. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
392 Happy anniversary darling,just 206 million years 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
393 Please don't get short with me. 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
394 For a place this expensive you’d think they’d have bigger portions 1.3444 0.04796 151 110 31 10
395 Crap. I dropped the fork. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
396 How long could it possibly take to bring us a tree? 1.3433 0.04981 134 95 32 7
397 The attention is nice, but in my next life I hope to be a turtle. 1.3433 0.04867 134 100 25 9
398 I can’t imagine a world without us. 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
399 I feel bad about my neck. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
400 Want to split a massive amount of vegetation? 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
401 Can you reach the ketchup? 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
402 And afterwards, I thought we might go somewhere and neck. 1.3412 0.04801 170 126 30 14
403 It feels like we've been together for a million years. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
404 I was not looking over your shoulder. 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
405 My neck is killing me. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
406 That's why I don't like Chinese food. By the time it hits my stomach, I'm hungry again. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
407 What do you mean “how did you get that dress on”? 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
408 Where's our waitress? Iknowshesawus. 1.3394 0.04901 165 123 28 14
409 Now I get why we will become extinct. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
410 I hate it when they assume we don’t want chopsticks. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
411 Uggh, my Rex just walked in. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
412 I think we’re going to need longer utensils. 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
413 We didn't think this through, probably on account of our walnut-sized brains. 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
414 I doubt any of this will go down well. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
415 Honey, do you think this dress is too low cut? 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
416 Steve, I don’t think a long term relationship is in anyone’s best interest right now. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
417 I just hope they don’t give us those tiny forks again 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
418 I had to make the reservation eons in advance for this place. 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
419 I might hit the salad bar. 1.3358 0.05291 134 99 25 10
420 It just feels like the world has moved on sometimes, you know, Bert? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
421 I'm afraid at this rate we'll be extinct before the entrées arrive. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
422 Thumbs?! How about longer arms 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
423 I dropped my fork again… 1.3353 0.04861 170 128 27 15
424 Let's try the long-necked clams. 1.3351 0.03803 185 136 42 7
425 I told you that meteor would miss. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
426 I don't know about you but I'm finding the food here awfully hard to swallow. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
427 Let's do paleo. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
428 I look forward to our front-row opera seats. 1.3333 0.05120 123 88 29 6
429 I never see them seat the triceratops outside… 1.3333 0.04792 150 109 32 9
430 I can’t stand one more person asking us about the weather 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
431 And to top it all the dentist charged me extra for the ladder... 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
432 I’m late because I can never see my watch. 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
433 I understand that you are a great necker 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
434 I’m worried about Nessie, she’s been so distant lately. 1.3309 0.05119 136 100 27 9
435 I wish I could explain…unfortunately, you have a brain the size of a walnut. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
436 Tea, Rex? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
437 I hate bad lighting in restaurants. You can barely see your food. 1.3293 0.05052 164 126 22 16
438 The food is good, but the portions are so small. 1.3287 0.05230 143 108 23 12
439 I didn't realise that you knelt down earlier. 1.3286 0.04803 140 103 29 8
440 A five-star Michelin dinner and then the meteor show later, how much better can it get? 1.3284 0.05165 134 99 26 9
441 So,to be clear,necking is out of the question? 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
442 Do you think they forgot about us? 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
443 The atmosphere is great, but I still need a straw. 1.3265 0.04842 147 110 27 10
444 This was worth the wait." 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
445 I’m pretty sure we’re the oldest couple here. 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
446 I liked it much better when dining out meant dining outside! 1.3256 0.05297 129 96 24 9
447 I feel like it’s been ages since we’ve been out. 1.3254 0.05143 126 92 27 7
448 It’s the anniversary of our extinction.” 1.3248 0.04447 157 115 34 8
449 So you chose a place with no trees on the menu. You know I love trees. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
450 You feel high too? Must be the martinis. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
451 Henry, you are head and neck above most of the others. 1.3231 0.04910 130 94 30 6
452 To think that if I hadn’t been on that photo shoot at Loch Ness , we might never have met… 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
453 Why do they always seat us in the elevator shaft? 1.3226 0.05091 155 119 22 14
454 But honey, we're herbivores... Why would the waiter yell 'meatier!' and run? 1.3226 0.05674 124 95 18 11
455 I’m glad I finally met someone who I see eye-to-eye with. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
456 I miss the old days when we ate from trees! 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
457 Be honest, does this dress make me look fat? 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
458 Yes, I do think that the stacked onion-ring tower would have been better. 1.3214 0.04890 140 103 29 8
459 I think I'll have the Jurassic Pork. 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
460 I just don't understand, she said we act like we're above everyone else. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
461 This will never work. You bend over my left shoulder for the plates on the table behind me and I'll go over your right shoulder for the table behind you. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
462 Don’t get any ideas - I don’t neck on the first date. 1.3194 0.04893 144 107 28 9
463 Farm to table? How about Food to Mouth?? 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
464 Call me crazy, but I'm going to try using the chopsticks. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
465 - “Yeah, me too - I have to eat lots of food before my tummy feels full” 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
466 We got clothes; got in to the city; found a high ceiling restaurant … I can’t reach my mouth. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
467 It’s finally nice to meet, face to face. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
468 I wish we could see other people. 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
469 ”I hear they have great leafy trees here.” 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
470 It’s been 100 million crazy years. I’m thinking omnivore tonight? 1.3158 0.05753 114 87 18 9
471 Niles?, do you think we look down on people? 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
472 It's good to be back! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
473 If you’re asking my opinion, don’t sell your convertible. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
474 I'm just going to send it back and ask for a eucalyptus tree. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
475 When someone says I'm a pain in the neck, that really hurts. 1.3140 0.05382 121 91 22 8
476 You know dear, this vegan life is a real stretch 1.3139 0.05458 137 107 17 13
477 See you in a few minutes, I’m going down for a bite. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
478 I'm glad you finally stuck your neck out there and asked me to dinner. 1.3134 0.05341 134 103 20 11
479 I thought you said they serve longnecks here? 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
480 I have been herbivore. 1.3109 0.05566 119 91 19 9
481 Enough of the paleo. I'm ordering mammal. 1.3106 0.05283 132 101 21 10
482 I’m just saying it Bill, it’s a nice place and all, but the tables could’ve been higher 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
483 Do you want to split an apple tree for dessert? 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
484 Do we really need to evolve? I like my present condition. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
485 I'm telling you, Phil, it's unnerving. By the way people are staring at us you'd think none of them have ever seen a couple of brachiosauruses out on a dinner date before! 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
486 We're going extinct soon, so order the steak. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
487 In this day and age, what's the worst that can happen? 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
488 I'm glad we see eye to eye. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
489 Nora Ephron said it best. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
490 Don't get all high and mighty with me! 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
491 With these size of servings, no wonder we're becoming extinct. 1.3095 0.04842 126 92 29 5
492 I'm sorry, but I'm looking for someone a little taller. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
493 Should we order entrees or are you still swallowing your appetizer? 1.3091 0.05285 110 81 24 5
494 Now if we ask to switch to a high-top, we’ll be *those* dinosaurs. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
495 I was hoping to find someone with a brain bigger than a walnut. 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
496 I think I'll order the little necks. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
497 I miss salad bars. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
498 I should have worn my turtleneck" 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
499 It’s so refreshing to talk to a man at my level. 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
500 Let's just eat the waiter. 1.3083 0.05893 120 95 13 12
501 I just don’t think we have enough in common. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
502 I just hope the seafood tower lives up to its name. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
503 I think we should ask for two straws! 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
504 Well I did promise you a table with a view… 1.3077 0.04986 130 97 26 7
505 I don't know why we come here, they have so few vegetarian options. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
506 But honey, how long can the forks possibly be? 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
507 I’m willing to overlook a lot of flaws. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
508 Maybe we should have gotten outdoor seating. 1.3056 0.05002 108 78 27 3
509 Jerry, you’re a real pain in the neck 1.3047 0.04778 128 94 29 5
510 I tried to get his attention, but I don't think the waitersaurus. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
511 Having just read Pinocchio, I may now have an explanation for why our necks keep growing. And I need to talk to you about where I really was last night. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
512 It's not just us, everyone is grazing. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
513 Well, this is awkward... 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
514 When should we go down for dinner? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
515 Don't forget to ask for paper straws. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
516 I'll bend over first to smell my dinner. Then your turn. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
517 It’s taken forever to get these reservations! 1.3017 0.05368 116 88 21 7
518 I told you we should have been seated at the high tables in the bar. 1.3016 0.05665 126 100 14 12
519 It's the ban on straws that will lead to our extinction! 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
520 I told you we should have sat at a high top. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
521 I have a thing for tall guys. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
522 Do you think it would be tacky to ask for more fern and less branch? 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
523 Never heard of a twelve foot salad fork…” Honestly, you’d think good service was extinct. 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
524 The Cliftons just walked in, think they’ll notice us? 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
525 We'll be extinct before he takes our order. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
526 I swear I requested a high top. 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
527 The font size in this bar menu is way too small. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
528 I so prefer outdoor seating... 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
529 The other restaurant wasn't as nice but it did have higher tables. 1.2993 0.04440 137 103 29 5
530 Come darling, get the cheque. It's late Triassic. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
531 I'm fine. It's just my cocktail finally went to my head. 1.2991 0.05667 107 82 18 7
532 No ,Thesaurus is not a relative 1.2982 0.05276 114 86 22 6
533 Should we tell the waiter our time is limited? 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
534 What a coincidence, I'm from Great Neck too. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
535 You were right about us getting a little high at dinner. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
536 Don't you just hate it when you accidentally swallow a big bite?" 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
537 Let’s eat like there’s no tomorrow.” 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
538 What you’re really paying for in a place like this is the view” 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
539 These motherfuckers. 1.2963 0.06345 108 88 8 12
540 I can't see what I'm eating. 1.2963 0.04711 135 103 25 7
541 Let's not let a simple meteorite ruin this night. 1.2963 0.05921 108 85 14 9
542 Just for one night, I wish we were omnivores. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
543 We won’t be around forever, Ben 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
544 I think we should ask for a straw. 1.2952 0.05567 105 80 19 6
545 Are you sure this place has a vegetarian menu? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
546 This place has really gone downhill in the last 80 million years. 1.2946 0.06035 112 90 11 11
547 I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
548 It might be problematic for us to dive into our meals at the same time. 1.2946 0.04591 129 97 27 5
549 I once dated a T- Rex but he treated me like a piece of meat. 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
550 Scottish lake synchronized swim team is on hiatus. 1.2946 0.04591 129 99 24 6
551 I’m sorry, honey, but that tie really dates you. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
552 There's no way your 14 feet tall because I'm only 13'9". 1.2936 0.05576 109 84 18 7
553 Really George, We can't keep ignoring the giraffe in the room. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
554 I've been waiting eons for this moment. And I can't see the ring. 1.2927 0.04431 123 94 25 4
555 This place was so hard to get into. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
556 With these prices, I thought the food would be a little more elevated. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
557 "What time are we suppose meet Noah? 1.2917 0.05345 120 93 19 8
558 Is that a stiff neck, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
559 How would I know if you dropped your napkin? 1.2913 0.05278 103 77 22 4
560 It's all very nice, dear. I'm only saying that maybe you should have asked for a bigger table. 1.2910 0.04834 134 102 25 7
561 Don’t you go sticking your neck out. 1.2906 0.04711 117 91 20 6
562 I may be sticking my neck out, but... 1.2906 0.05437 117 91 18 8
563 I really appreciate you sticking your neck out like this for our anniversary this year. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
564 So glad for a date night. We’ve been at each others throats lately. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
565 Nouvelle cuisine? This menu feels prehistoric 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
566 I'm looking for a nice, old-fashioned guy. 1.2899 0.04623 138 106 25 7
567 Well, last week I had a sore throat and almost died. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
568 You should have asked for the high top. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
569 Would it kill them to put take a few high tables from the bar and put them in the formal dining room? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
570 I don't like Little Neck clams. 1.2893 0.05434 121 95 17 9
571 Can we do the buffet tonight I feel like grazing. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
572 I worry that our relationship is evolving too fast. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
573 Just because we're not herbivores anymore, doesn't mean you have to eat every waiter. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
574 It didn't go over my head, it just wasn't funny. 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
575 I always fear the waitress thinks I was talking down to her. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
576 Is it just me or do the plates in these fancy restaurants seem to be getting smaller? 1.2881 0.05658 118 94 14 10
577 Guess we should have asked for a high top. 1.2879 0.05217 132 104 18 10
578 The problem with Chinese food is that by the time it reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
579 I found the waiter condescending. 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
580 I wouldn't go extinct with anybody else 1.2870 0.05742 108 85 15 8
581 All you wanna do is neck. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
582 So you can understand why I’m hesitant to bring a baby into this world. 1.2857 0.05533 105 81 18 6
583 We’re doomed. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
584 What if we split the ptiramisu? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
585 Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? I can’t tell you, it’s too long. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
586 Does my neck look big in this? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
587 Is it me, or is everyone in this restaurant staring at us? 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
588 It’s okay, we’re alone up here. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
589 You've barely touched your food...I get the extinct feeling something's bothering you. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
590 I don’t like the look that waiter Rex gave me. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
591 These prices are hard to swallow. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
592 Are these portions really that small or are we just far away? 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
593 No wonder we became extinct. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
594 Happy 65 millionth anniversary, Darling 1.2843 0.05283 102 77 21 4
595 Asteroid warnings are fake news. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
596 Everyone is looking at us. I told you not to wear that tie. 1.2843 0.05973 102 81 13 8
597 The stalls in the ladies’ room offer no privacy. 1.2832 0.04944 113 85 24 4
598 I just don't think we have anything in common. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
599 I hope the waiter comes before we go extinct. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
600 This relationship makes me feel extinct Norman. 1.2823 0.04370 124 96 24 4
601 There’s a few things I still can’t wrap my head around. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
602 I haven't had the Jurassic Pork in ages 1.2821 0.05543 117 93 15 9
603 I heard service is so bad because the waiter went extinct. 1.2812 0.05195 128 101 18 9
604 And then,Barbara said I needed to stop sticking my neck out for others. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
605 I can see our food from here 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
606 For our next date let's watch the meteorite shower 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
607 Screw this finger food - let’s go find some trees! 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
608 I know it's Halloween but when does this wear off? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
609 It's just so hard to imagine a future with you right now. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
610 Oh damn. I dropped my fork. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
611 This food would be great if I could eat it 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
612 I'm stuffed. Let's take the centerpiece to go. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
613 On the website, the tables looked huge. 1.2784 0.05433 97 74 19 4
614 I’ll make popcorn when we get home 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
615 My dating prospects have been dead for ages. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
616 I’d like to keep our relationship tectonic. 1.2778 0.05242 126 100 17 9
617 I still do not see our waiter. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
618 You're so evolved 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
619 Believe me our names will always be connected to tsuris. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
620 This is the last time I stick my neck out for you in public 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
621 I dropped my fork two hours ago 1.2768 0.05559 112 89 15 8
622 I thought being a human for Halloween would be fun, but I think I've changed my mind. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
623 Does this neck make my dress look short? 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
624 If we’re going to become extinct, we might as well enjoy ourselves.” 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
625 And so I ask myself, is the juice worth the swallow? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
626 We still haven't found a restaurant where the food is easy to swallow. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
627 Don’t you dare order the long neck clams again! 1.2759 0.04344 116 90 23 3
628 I wonder if the waiter will notice us? 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
629 I really love this restaurant's atmosphere! 1.2756 0.04427 127 95 29 3
630 They only looked at us weirdly, because your tie wasn't straight Ted. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
631 Eyes are up here, pal. 1.2756 0.05205 127 101 17 9
632 Honey, I know you wanted us to get out of our comfort zone but this is ridiculous. 1.2756 0.04700 127 97 25 5
633 Food's good. But it takes so long to go down. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
634 Your tie goes at the top of your neck. 1.2750 0.04422 120 92 26 2
635 I'll feed you if you feed me. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
636 Dinner hasn't even reached your stomach yet, and you want dessert? 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
637 Maybe we could ask for straws? 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
638 You seemed taller in your photos. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
639 Did you hear a boom? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
640 I never thought I'd meet someone I see so eye-to-eye with. 1.2736 0.05110 106 83 18 5
641 From now on we take restaurant recommendations from the Pterodactylbergs with a grain of salt 1.2735 0.05096 117 93 17 7
642 Well I think it’s YOU that looks like a penis 1.2734 0.05402 128 104 13 11
643 Now that straws are illegal… what to do? 1.2727 0.05527 99 77 17 5
644 Will you excuse me for a few, I’m going down for a sip. 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
645 I just feel like we're not evolving. 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
646 There must be a staffing shortage. How long could it take to saute 300 pounds of kale? 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
647 This is important, so take your time: Did the waiter say 'meatier' or 'meteor'? 1.2727 0.05337 99 76 19 4
648 Now do you see why I suggested a picnic instead? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
649 Must you talk about necking on our first date? 1.2719 0.05749 114 93 11 10
650 These portions are tiny! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
651 Tapas isn't as fun as it sounded. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
652 I think I left the stove on. 1.2718 0.05885 103 83 12 8
653 Sometimes I wonder if this whole 'sustainability' thing is worth it... 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
654 I still feel naked. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
655 When I asked for a beer, why do you think the waiter asked if I wanted a Longneck? 1.2710 0.05240 107 85 16 6
656 I'm feeling a little old for this crowd, dear. 1.2708 0.05017 96 74 19 3
657 Options are pretty limited for a 65 million year old. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
658 Okay, Bronto-sore-ass. 1.2698 0.04702 126 101 18 7
659 I can't believe we filled up on bread again 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
660 I think I'll just order a highball 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
661 Don't complain to the the waiter - all portions look small from this height. 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
662 Oh well,none of this will matter in 50 million years. 1.2688 0.06142 93 75 11 7
663 I hope they don’t get rid of outdoor seating… 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
664 You're just like the others. You just assume I want to neck. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
665 Heads up! Your ex wife just walked in! 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
666 We’re so overdressed, I’m afraid we’re sticking out. 1.2674 0.05341 86 65 19 2
667 I can see why we became extinct. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
668 It feels like we’ve been waiting for the check for eons. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
669 I’m much more relaxed on dates now that I know we’re going to be extinct. 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
670 So nice to meet someone who can see from my perspective 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
671 How good are you with chopsticks? 1.2673 0.05430 101 79 17 5
672 The sign said, 'All You Can Reach!'' 1.2667 0.05624 105 84 14 7
673 I told you we should have gone to the arboretum for dinner 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
674 Hey. Why don’t we blow this pop stand and just go home and neck. “ 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
675 There is a downside at eating out though… 1.2655 0.04872 113 89 19 5
676 We’re each going to need a longer straw. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
677 Hope our order wasn’t too tall for them 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
678 Sorry, but I just don't see a a future for us 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
679 I'd gladly trade this neck for a longer arm. 1.2647 0.05561 102 81 15 6
680 I just have a feeling that we shouldn't make any long term plans. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
681 You looked taller in your photo. 1.2642 0.04889 106 81 22 3
682 ´can you believe she said we’re above it all?’ 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
683 That couple in the corner are staring at us. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
684 Oh no, I see my ex with his tiny arms. 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
685 It’s been so long since I’ve really seen eye to eye with someone 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
686 Alan did you seriously just tell me that you spent our retirement fund on a sports car you can’t even fit into?! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
687 You’ve got to get your head out of the clouds, Mike. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
688 I'm worried city life has changed us. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
689 I guess I was hoping for someone taller 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
690 I'm up to my neck in daily problems 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
691 Everyone says this restaurant is top branch! 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
692 I don’t care if you think making a heart shape with our necks for the save-the-date photo is silly. We’re doing it. 1.2632 0.05541 95 77 12 6
693 Since extinction seems likely, I think we should have another drink, dear. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
694 We should live every day together like it’s our last. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
695 Next Halloween we’re going casual. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
696 All the high-tops were reserved. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
697 'Jurassic Park.' What's yours? 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
698 It’s been 65 million years, David, are you going to propose or not? 1.2621 0.05512 103 82 15 6
699 It was a lovely idea, Arnold, but next time perhaps a picnic in the park would be better for dinner. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
700 Honestly do you have to keep trying to see everyone who is in this restaurant? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
701 The food is good but I don’t think it’s worth waiting 70,000 years for a reservation. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
702 By what long stretch of the imagination was this ever a good idea? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
703 I wonder if there’s still a deal on the seven layer cake 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
704 Our "Last Supper" 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
705 Are you going to eat that flower? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
706 I can't see the carpaccio. 1.2613 0.04090 111 88 20 3
707 We should've asked for straws. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
708 We probably should have requested a high-top 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
709 Well… I mean… it’s just that ‘forever’ seems like such a long commitment… 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
710 I think this time machine thing to take us to 2023 was a mistake. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
711 Why the sauropuss? 1.2600 0.05966 100 82 10 8
712 You're going to love the extra long straws. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
713 Do you ALWAYS have to say 'we'll start with a couple of longnecks? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
714 I waited forever to get a reservation 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
715 Hand me the spoon please 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
716 You decide what to order. My brain is the size of a walnut. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
717 ...That was a tall order dear 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
718 I really feel like we should have sat at the high tables, Greg. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
719 Did you order the Long Neck Clams? 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
720 I thought you'd be taller... 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
721 On a first date necking is as far as I go. 1.2576 0.05115 132 108 14 10
722 Good thing we’re above all that noise 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
723 Climate Change is nonsense. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
724 It takes so long for me to feel that I’m full. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
725 At least we'll be able to see if your wife walks in. 1.2569 0.05438 109 88 14 7
726 Shouldn't you have an Adam's apple? 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
727 Nessy, pay more attention to me. It’s like I don’t even exist to you. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
728 I can't believe we've lasted this long. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
729 6ft neck? Looks more like 5’11 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
730 Since it is impossible to find a well balanced meal or a suitable table, we may go extinct. 1.2558 0.04159 129 104 20 5
731 This paleo diet is really working. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
732 Did she say “microgreens”? 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
733 Of course, I won't know till next week whether this dish gives me heartburn. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
734 It was the only restaurant with a high enough ceiling. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
735 Your zipper's down. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
736 Sure glad you like to neck... 1.2549 0.05340 102 83 13 6
737 I think life insurance is important. Who knows what the future holds. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
738 I just realized our arms aren't long enough. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
739 The review said "Perfect for a long lunch" 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
740 Greg, the we should go easy on the edibles next time 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
741 When you retrieve the salad, please bring me up a roll. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
742 Really, Harold? I can’t even see the waiter! 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
743 I'm glad we can see eye, to eye on that my dear 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
744 If you ask for a straw I'm leaving. 1.2542 0.05272 118 98 11 9
745 We should have accepted to sit at those high tables. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
746 I grew up in Pangea. It’s nice and all, but I wouldn’t call it a ‘super’ continent. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
747 In a place like this we're vegetarians, not herbivores. 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
748 I haven’t been out on a date since the Cretaceous Period 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
749 That was a good meal. What do you say we end it with a couple of Fireballs? 1.2527 0.05086 91 72 16 3
750 I don’t like the way the waiter looked at me when I asked for a straw. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
751 How about a glass of swamp water to finish the night off. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
752 Ugh, I forgot to ask for a straw. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
753 I told you we should have waited for a high top. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
754 Splashguards. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
755 Maybe it's time we began looking in different directions 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
756 Does this dress make my arms look short? 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
757 I heard the service here was terrible, but at this rate we'll be extinct before we get the main course. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
758 The babysitter said she’s call if the kids hatch. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
759 It's been ages since we last did this. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
760 I admire how the Jurassic world movie series showcase dinosaur diversity and inclusivity. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
761 I had to wait eons for this reservation. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
762 Let's ask them to play some classic rock. 1.2525 0.04147 99 75 24 0
763 I don’t think we can go any longer like this. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
764 Pfft, they call these martini glasses long stemmed? 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
765 I have no appetite. I'm still getting over the shock to find out that we were adopted and that our birth mother was a giraffe. 1.2524 0.05808 103 85 10 8
766 Well, I’m not STRICTLY vegan. I’ll have the occasional coelacanth. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
767 You haven't noticed my new pedicure. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
768 We really do look alike? 1.2523 0.04618 107 84 20 3
769 The braised tree’s always good 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
770 If that waiter takes any longer we’ll be extinct 1.2523 0.05349 111 90 14 7
771 How do they expect us to eat this? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
772 Yeah, the gingko leaves and pine cones were excellent. But sometimes I just want to sink my teeth into a big juicy burger. 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
773 Hello! My eyes are up here. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
774 I specifically asked not be seated next to the tar pits. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
775 We've been sitting here for 20 minutes. Where the hell is that Dodo waiter? 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
776 You're taller in your pictures 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
777 This relationship isn't evolving 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
778 You're blocking my view 1.2500 0.04480 104 79 24 1
779 Thank God we don’t exist. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
780 It has taken us so long to find each other. Eons, really. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
781 We were having such a nice dinner then you started bringing up extinction again. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
782 With these short arms, I don’t see us adapting to this environment. 1.2500 0.06101 88 72 10 6
783 You're sure you've performed the Heinlich? 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
784 I never knew that you liked piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
785 Let's not come here again. The food is terrible, and the forks are so short! 1.2500 0.05283 108 87 15 6
786 I wish they’d bring the bill already. These stiff chairs are giving me-a-saurus. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
787 We don’t HAVE to be herbivores, you know 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
788 Did you have trouble hearing the specials? 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
789 Doesn't it seem that wherever we go they are short staffed. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
790 Without opposable thumbs, how do we eat this stuff? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
791 Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans, Honey.... 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
792 Finally, a table where the flower arrangement isn’t blocking our view. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
793 Let's stick our necks out & share an order of jalapeño poppers. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
794 Could you ask for a straw? 1.2478 0.05411 113 93 12 8
795 Do you think we qualify for the early bird discount? 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
796 Can you believe, no high-tops. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
797 Did the waiter say the special is meatier or meteor? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
798 After dinner let's neck. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
799 Shall we order the long neck clams? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
800 I think I'm choking on three grapes. Maybe four. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
801 It’s just that your online profile said you were 30 feet tall. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
802 You feed me, and I'll feed you. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
803 Honest to God, Bert, one more "a meteor is gonna hit before that waiter gets back with our check" joke and I'm leaving you. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
804 Why do you always get all bent out of shape when we eat at this restaurant? 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
805 Just once could you order a beer without saying 'Give me a long neck'? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
806 Maybe we should ask for a high table? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
807 Why are we at the kids table again? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
808 It's just so nice to talk to someone who's on my level for once. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
809 Do you think they forgot about us because we’re vegan? 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
810 I hope the valet remembers to shut the sunroof. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
811 You never take me to graze in the swamp any more. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
812 We should have asked for a high top table. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
813 Does this outfit make my neck look long? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
814 It’s not your fault, we just can’t both have our head in the clouds 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
815 I am starving to death. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
816 Glad you could find a place with at least one plant-based entree on the menu. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
817 …but sweetheart, they CAN’T talk down to you. 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
818 Name our son Cole? I don't know why but it seems ironic. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
819 Could you tell me if I've finished my dinner? 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
820 Ok,we need to see this eye to eye. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
821 Of course you are on the paleo diet. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
822 Your profile said you were taller. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
823 I liked the greens in the swamp much better than these. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
824 I’m sorry, Steve. I’m just not ready to take this to the next level. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
825 66 million years and we're still at the kids' table. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
826 Long night, eh? 1.2449 0.04601 98 79 16 3
827 If this is how evolution works I'm out. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
828 I wish they had more plant-based options. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
829 It's always about Brontosaur-you and never about Brontosaur-us ." 1.2447 0.05387 94 77 12 5
830 You’re a great guy, Ted. I’m just not sensing a future for us. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
831 I think we should try to see other people 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
832 Be honest. How do you think I'd look in a turtleneck? 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
833 I'm afraid that our tastes have evolved faster than we have. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
834 Sadly,after all that hype,the plant-based options are fairly uninspiring 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
835 The first lesson in civilizing us is putting fork and spoon to mouth. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
836 The necklace is nice, I just can't see myself wearing it. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
837 I'm sorry, but I just have a bad feeling about making any long-term commitments. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
838 The salads are great, they bring the trees right to the table. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
839 Can you tell me what I ordered, so hard to see from way up here. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
840 Ever since Covid, whenever we go out in formal attire I feel people look at us like we're prehistoric. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
841 I feel our server was being a little short with us. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
842 If you had really been in “Jurassic Park,” they would have given us a better table. 1.2439 0.05366 82 64 16 2
843 What do you think will come first: the entrees or the meteor? 1.2439 0.06622 82 69 6 7
844 We might be fossilized by the time this waiter comes. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
845 I may be a dinosaur, but I am NOT too old to pull off a plunging neckline, Harold! 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
846 You looked taller in your profile photos. 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
847 This is not the elevated dining experience it was made out to be. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
848 The portions are really small. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
849 Sweetheart, of course the portions look small. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
850 Don't look up. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
851 Has anyone ever told you you’re heads above the rest? 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
852 I'll have the salad bar as appetizer 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
853 The food may be great, but the service is so Neanderthal. 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
854 I know your success has happened quickly Joel but can we please stop referring to it as meteoric? 1.2427 0.05426 103 84 13 6
855 Does this necklace make my throat look big? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
856 So you're Sagittarius? *gulp* 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
857 I absolutely love the high vaulted ceilings 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
858 I've never dated another vegan before. 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
859 I hacked up a gastrolith in here last week and took out 3 pterodactyls! 1.2421 0.04899 95 74 19 2
860 I'm over the small plates. 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
861 Sorry, I was told it was a high end restaurant...shall we take turns? 1.2418 0.05918 91 75 10 6
862 You'd think a place this nice would have ferns on the menu. 1.2418 0.06121 91 76 8 7
863 Don’t look now, but Barney is three tables over. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
864 Oh, don't spoil me, Carl! Those trees outside would've been fine. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
865 Is necking all you think about? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
866 At least we can see eye to eye. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
867 Steve, we can’t let the other herbivores see us eating at a steak house” 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
868 If we eat at the same time, won’t we bump heads? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
869 Ohhhh, “METEOR!” I thought you were saying “meatier,” that’s why I kept ordering more steaks. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
870 I know it’s impolite to slouch when I eat, but I was born with really short arms. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
871 Cheeky server with his trite 'tall order' sarcasm ! 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
872 Doesn’t everybody dress for dinner? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
873 Feels like we were just on this planet 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
874 That’s a tough nut to swallow… 1.2405 0.06297 79 65 9 5
875 Relax. One little amuse bouche doesn't make us meat eaters. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
876 No, Gerald, the tie doesn't make your neck look weird. 1.2405 0.06033 79 64 11 4
877 I am glad we are on the same page about kids, Harold. Does the world really need more Dinosaurs? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
878 No, I don’t think a bow tie would have made your neck look too short. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
879 It’s nice enough, but I believe this restaurant is beneath us. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
880 It tasted good, but it hasn't hit my stomach yet. 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
881 I am planning to go into museums. What about you? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
882 Get a cocktail. The Cretaceous Period ends tomorrow. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
883 It’s just nice to meet someone at my level 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
884 I thought you said the food at this restaurant was elevated 1.2393 0.05100 117 96 14 7
885 My family is from Loch Ness as well. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
886 No, YOU ask for longer straws 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
887 Doorways and ceiling fans. You? 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
888 Yeah, I got a friend who's also one of those Meteor Conspiracy nuts. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
889 Why does the air conditioner always blow right down my neck? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
890 We might be extinct by the time they bring the main course. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
891 I know my profile says that I’m an Apatasaurus, but I still prefer to be called Brontasaurus. Hope you’re cool with that. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
892 Do you think they have any extra-long forks? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
893 Be Honest Does this necklace make my neck look fat? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
894 You look shorter than your profile. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
895 Did you read that article I sent you about something called an ‘asteroid’ heading towards Earth? Could you imagine? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
896 Why the long neck Wendy? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
897 You should bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
898 Is it too much to look at my body once in awhile? 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
899 Don't look, but are those the Hunters? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
900 I hear that one of our own made it to Speaker of the House. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
901 Oh parking was easy to find. I have a sunroof. 1.2381 0.05501 105 87 11 7
902 Well, I can’t lift the glass the plates or the cutlery. The staff keep stepping on our tales, and we keep hitting our heads on the lighting! Nice job Bob! 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
903 I’m usually home before I know if the food is good or not. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
904 You’re wearing your tie wrong. It needs to go below your chin. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
905 Anniversary or not, if we end up in "The Far Side" again, I'm leaving you, Sidney. 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
906 I like that you're never afraid to stick your neck out! 1.2376 0.05477 101 83 12 6
907 Why do they always seat us at an outdoor table? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
908 do you think they'll bring us a salad or the whole tree 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
909 I love you 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
910 Next time we'll bring our own table" 1.2375 0.05108 80 62 17 1
911 5 million years was just too big an age difference for my last boyfriend. 1.2375 0.06474 80 67 7 6
912 I guess we were supposed to order with the QR code? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
913 Every night, I pray for longer arms. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
914 Lingering aftertaste? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
915 You looked taller in your profile picture. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
916 I told you we should have reserved a high-top. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
917 Each time you order corn on the cob, I die a little inside. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
918 It’s been too long. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
919 How much do we tip if the server is extinct? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
920 I remember when ordering a salad was affordable 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
921 Hard to see eye to eye with this generation 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
922 It was either online dating or extinction 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
923 I’m glad more restaurants are having vegetarian offerings. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
924 The review said ‘small plates.’ Didn’t mention the tables and chairs.” 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
925 Stop complaining. It's winter, and you know this is the only place with high ceilings. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
926 Ok Archie, don’t look but my Tyrannosaurus ex just walked in this restaurant. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
927 Did you remember our reusable straws? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
928 Is it just me or do you think that waiter tasted funny? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
929 Good job finding a vegetarian joint with high ceilings. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
930 Tell me again what they call those tall beer bottles we like. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
931 Really? Oysters Rockefeller? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
932 We finally have time alone, and all we do is talk about our eggs. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
933 I'm not disappointed, I just thought you would be taller. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
934 Well, at least we’re on the same level. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
935 I've run out of small talk. Wanna neck? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
936 Let's party like its 65 million BC. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
937 You ate the waiter?? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
938 I don't think opposable thumbs will help. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
939 I want swamp water, but I like saying ‘Pinot Grigio.’ 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
940 I think we need to go with the seafood tower. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
941 I don't think our waiter heard our order 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
942 You need to say something about the velociraptors getting the window table. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
943 I used to look down on places like this 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
944 And then she complained I was rubbernecking 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
945 Some say we look alike. But I don't see it. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
946 I HATE SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH MY STEP DAD! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
947 ARE YOU CALLING ME A HIGH TALKER? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
948 How long have we been here? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
949 I used to come here all the time in the Mesozoic Era. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
950 Now I remember why we never eat out. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
951 Should we ask for straws? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
952 Why yes, I am transgender - how did you know? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
953 Where do you see yourself 50,000 years from now? 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
954 Well I for one am proud to look like we’re from a bygone era. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
955 I may be full. I'll tell you in 5 minutes. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
956 Darn; I forgot to ask for straws. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
957 Of course it's vegetarian. And I can't wait to sample the exotic low-hanging fruit 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
958 So romantic. Yes, I would love to go watch the meteor shower. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
959 Look, I'm not asking you to stick your neck out. 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
960 Why do they always seat us outside? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
961 Talk about slow. I hope dessert comes before we're extinct. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
962 Remember when you said I had my head in the clouds ! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
963 It’s harder to read the menu once you’re 65 million. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
964 Well? You didn’t even mention my new dress. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
965 I'm still hungry. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
966 I can hardly wait for your next great idea. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
967 Just remember, the Heimlich maneuver probably won't work. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
968 Dibs on the flower. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
969 Does no one ever think to clean the tops of the chandeliers? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
970 I do have good manners, but by the time I get the fork to my mouth, all the food has fallen off . 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
971 We should've asked for the long forks. 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
972 A hiss is just a hiss, a high is just a high. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
973 Is everyone staring at my necklace or is it me? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
974 The food looked hot when it arrived, don’t know why it feels so cold in my mouth… 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
975 Yes, I'm a vegetarian too. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
976 We finally retire only to learn the Jurassic Period is coming to an end. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
977 I just don't see us evolving together" 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
978 Sure,being in a Spielberg film was good for my career,but I really wanted to do more theater. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
979 Somehow I can't wrap my mind around what you just said. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
980 This is nice, but I actually prefer browsing the vegetation. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
981 Give me ten minutes, I just swallowed. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
982 I mean, it’s the Cretaceous Period. You’d think they’d have a vegetarian option in this day and age. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
983 Would you mind if I stepped back 20 feet and put my hands on the floor when the food comes? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
984 Do you ever get the feeling that people are staring at you? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
985 This is how our ancestors became extinct. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
986 8’10” is not 9’, Simon. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
987 How is it possible that I can’t get the waiters’ attention? 1.2308 0.06068 91 77 7 7
988 You're shorter than you look in your photos. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
989 Harold, you do realize that all the other brontosauruses are seated at high tables. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
990 I like the high ceiling. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
991 But you know I love lobster! What was so difficult about asking for a bib? 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
992 Why would our waiter suggest prime ribs? Everyone knows we're vegetarians. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
993 When the check arrives, please don't have dinosaur arms." 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
994 Unless you ordered a tree, there’s no way they’re getting the food up here. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
995 I’ve longed for this moment alone with you. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
996 This dinner isn't the only thing not going to work out 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
997 Honey, straighten your tie. People are staring. 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
998 I’m sorry, but it’s going to take a long time to digest this 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
999 Maybe we should neck up to the bar. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1000 Give it a minute to go down, I’ll tell you if there’s dairy in it. 1.2300 0.04894 100 80 17 3
1001 was that waiter being short with us? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1002 Okay, you were right. We should have opted for the high-top. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1003 But I thought you were an herbivore?!? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1004 How do you get YOUR food in your mouth? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1005 You ate the waiter. Now what? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1006 It’s ironic how plant based menus are finally in vogue 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1007 Stuart, I just don’t feel that our relationship is evolving 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1008 I thought this ‘high class dining’ would be different. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1009 What’s your elevator speech? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
1010 Just remember to bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1011 Why are you looking at me as if a meteorite is about to hit you? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
1012 Enough with postmodernism, David. I’m telling you; this is world is as real as it comes. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
1013 Sorry,Oscar, but I've always wanted someone taller than me. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1014 Should I just stick my neck out and grab a waiter? 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
1015 The only thing I want here is the tree in the courtyard. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1016 I prefer a more elevated cuisine 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
1017 "How's the weather up there?" Really? That joke's older than we are. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
1018 What’s new in your neck of the woods 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
1019 I'll have the Jurassic Pork! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
1020 Why do they always bring us a Vegan menu ? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
1021 You need to get your head out of the clouds,George! 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
1022 Its a shooting star, make a wish 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1023 What do you mean you don’t want kids because of climate change? That’s silly. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1024 Do you think this dress makes my neck look long? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
1025 Could you pass the salt? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
1026 You looked taller in the picture... 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
1027 It’s down there somewhere. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
1028 These old clothes make us look like dinosaurs. 1.2273 0.05766 88 73 10 5
1029 I know work has been tough at the quarry, dear. Would it be easier for you if Mr. Flintstone lost some weight? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1030 Thank you. My eyes are up here, fella. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1031 Pray we won’t need a Heimlich, you remember last time. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1032 I'm so tired of people yelling, 'Down in front!', when we're at the movies. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1033 Gosh, it’s so refreshing to meet someone I see eye-to-eye with. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1034 Dear, we are older and our children call us dinosaurs, but we deserve some happiness before we fade into extinction. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
1035 This table makes it very romantic but how are we supposed to eat? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1036 Do you think we can ask for longer forks? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1037 We can't afford to move to Aspen, think of our scarf budget alone! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1038 Finally we can see eye to eye. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1039 - You didn't touch your food! - What food? 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
1040 You and your 'finger food'... 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1041 Our life is good. I can’t imagine anything ever changing that. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1042 I think I stepped on our waiter. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
1043 You sure this new diet drug is healthy? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
1044 I told you to reserve a high top! 1.2258 0.04619 93 73 19 1
1045 Our relationship has been hit by an extinction-level event...but you'll always be my "thunder lizard". 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
1046 Dessert? I’m still swallowing the appetizers. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1047 We may be extinct before he drops off the check. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1048 Should we try the low-hanging fruit? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1049 I fucked your bother. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1050 Evolution is overrated. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
1051 Don’t look now, but the Smiths just walked in 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1052 Those little-neck clams sure sound good. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1053 Do you know if they served us yet? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1054 Let’s ask for straws. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1055 Is that your second Grasshopper? 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
1056 Sometimes I think good manners are going extinct. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
1057 This might be our only chance to try the pre-extinction special. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
1058 Honey, that was a tall order. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
1059 the mai tai just isn’t the same without the tiny umbrella 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
1060 I wonder why they never offer us indoor seating. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1061 I hear this place has some great paleo options. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1062 I told you they didn’t serve trees at The Palm! 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
1063 Every time we order beer, he smirks and says there’s a special on long necks.” 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
1064 Let's skip the low-hanging fruit tonight. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
1065 No wonder we're extinct 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1066 ‘Trust me honey, the leaves here are to die for.’ 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
1067 We’re gonna need a bigger table. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
1068 I just don't think the waiter heard us. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1069 I told you eating here would be a stretch. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
1070 It was nice of them to seat us outside 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
1071 Your browser history, Camels?! Giraffes?! What do they have that I don’t?! 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
1072 I really appreciate having someone who speaks and listens on my level. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
1073 I took them long enough to seat us, but at least we got a table with a view 1.2243 0.04659 107 88 15 4
1074 Finally, a restaurant without ceiling fans. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
1075 Wonder if they could move our table outside under a tree ... 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1076 Pronouncing French menu items is hard with a brain the size of a walnut. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
1077 I prefer haute cuisine. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1078 If they drain the swamp, where does that put us? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1079 When did you first notice me? 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
1080 I don’t know which fork to use, either. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
1081 I have tried to live by that thing Michelle Obama said — ‘when they go low we go high’ — but frankly it’s increasingly harder. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1082 It's nice to finally meet someone on my level. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1083 So, Digby, where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
1084 Are we vegan or vegetarian? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
1085 Ugh, this place is sooo Pleistoceney 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1086 Two long necks please 🍻 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
1087 I've always enjoyed our elevated conversations 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1088 I’m glad that we see eye to eye on this 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
1089 I'm so hungry I could eat a giraffe. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1090 This is so much nicer than that dinner cruise that Noah-somebody offered.” 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1091 The giraffe sounds good. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1092 Pass the salt. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1093 It seems like ages since we last did this. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1094 We're always seated next to the bathroom. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
1095 That waitress was staring at us. Are you sure we haven't met herbivore? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
1096 Why are our arms so short? 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1097 Which do you think will go extinct first…you or the necktie? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
1098 Let's not let another era go by before we have a date night. 1.2222 0.04969 81 66 13 2
1099 Just once, I'd like to get a table near the tar pit. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
1100 Salad, salad, salad. Eight-five courses, and it's always salad. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
1101 All those jokes about T-Rex and his short arms. Boy, don't we look silly. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
1102 This won’t end well 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
1103 I want this to work too but sometimes it feels like we’re living in the past. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
1104 It's nice to finally meet someone with whom I see eye-to-eye. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1105 Shall we order little necks? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
1106 Longer forks or lower ceilings. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
1107 Wanna neck? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1108 I think all this asteroid nonsense is just the government trying to scare us. 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
1109 Did you see the smirk on the hostess's face when she asked if we preferred indoors or outdoors? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1110 This was nice for a change, but I still prefer the all-you-can-eat salad bar. 1.2209 0.05335 86 72 10 4
1111 What did he mean, "I hope you enjoy your last meal"? 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
1112 Please tell me your time machine can go backward. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
1113 I'm eyeing the centerpiece. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1114 I hope the beers are long necks. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1115 So glad we paid for the extra neck room. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
1116 Do you think they’ll shame us if we ask for straws? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
1117 Can I eat the centerpiece? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1118 Mezzanine, second table over. The frittata is sublime and they're not looking. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
1119 Your profile said you’d be taller. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
1120 You can't see it from up here, but I'm wearing a really cute dress and I painted my toenails to match. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
1121 We need to have a long talk. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
1122 Your kidding! All mine are extinct too 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1123 And Dear, please don’t talk down to the waiter this time 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
1124 I often feel a bit alien in this world. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1125 Let's try standing at the bar. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
1126 I think I just laid an egg. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
1127 I'm a Sagittarius, and scarves trigger me. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1128 Well I can’t read the menu from here either! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
1129 These omnivore sized tables are a pain in my neck. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1130 Isn’t it nice to get out of the museum once in a while? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
1131 Did you just ask me if I have a gag reflex? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1132 I prefer to date taller men. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1133 I’m still swallowing last anniversary’s dinner 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1134 I’m not sure we have a future 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1135 Next anniversary, you need to specify roof-top seating if you want to get lucky. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1136 Their Jurrassicc Pork is the best in the City 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1137 No- I don’t know how to get down to eat the salad either. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
1138 I’m not sure how much longer we can keep up the ruse that we’re extinct. 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
1139 I know exactly how you felt. I was 7' 9" in middle school. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1140 His name is Rodan…we met in Tokyo… 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
1141 It's a bit warm up here. Should we find a lower table? 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
1142 Enjoy yourself Honey,we might be extinct one day. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
1143 I'm sorry. But I no longer feel the impact. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1144 Yes. I swallow. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1145 Do you think we can ask for straws? 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
1146 This is the last time you'll select the restaurant. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
1147 I thought we were going to go extinct before a table opened up. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1148 This place really is beneath us. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
1149 I told you- this world isn't ready for us just yet. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1150 Can you spot our waiter? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
1151 I hear there's a lovely meteor shower predicted this evening. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1152 If you can't stick your neck out for a friend ... what's the point? 1.2184 0.05019 87 72 12 3
1153 Try to act like you exist. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
1154 How can we be sure it's plant-based? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
1155 I’ve trained a small primate to put my wristwatch on. What do you do? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1156 If we have to wait any longer we’ll turn into oil. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
1157 Only one necktie tonight David? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1158 What, exactly, does the museum want us to donate? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
1159 Myself, I prefer the tree top restaurants. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
1160 And I said “climate change? Ridiculous, we’ll be here forever.” 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
1161 Please, go ahead and start. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1162 What’s “going Deutch” mean, Sol? Is that one of your jokes again about us going extinct anyway? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1163 It's just hard to find someone on our level. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
1164 I'm just glad you stepped on that butterfly. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1165 I want to see other dinosaurs. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
1166 If we wait any longer for dinner to be served, we’ll be extinct. 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
1167 Restaurants no longer carry long straws, citing declining demand. It really dampens date night; it’s a viscous cycle. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
1168 It’s only my second glass of wine, Alan. Stop breathing down my neck! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1169 Yes the plants are great here, but the views of the asteroid field are to die for! 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
1170 I don't usually start necking until the second date. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1171 I agree, turtlenecks draw stares. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1172 We’re going to go extinct waiting for our main courses. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1173 I have to keep telling him, "My eyes are up here." 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1174 Let's eat well and leave good-looking fossils. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1175 I've never met someone I could see eye to eye with until you. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1176 Let’s have it delivered 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1177 What's all this nonsense I hear about an asteroid heading our way? 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
1178 Give me a few minutes to digest this. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
1179 She just never shuts up about it. I’m like, yea, well we’ve been vegan for 145 million years. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1180 next time get a high top 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
1181 I forgot my glasses. Just ask for the specials. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
1182 By the time it takes me to swallow , we’ll be done eating. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1183 I'm going back down, do you need anything? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1184 I thought we should go out in style! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
1185 Feels like 100 million years since we've seen our waiter. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
1186 No, I don’t want to neck. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
1187 What? On our first date? That's REALLY a stretch! 1.2162 0.04818 74 58 16 0
1188 "We'll be extinct by the time dessert arrives..." 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1189 See if you can catch the waiter's eye. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
1190 I have a confession. I’ve been seeing a giraffe on the side. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1191 You still don't know how to use a QR code? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
1192 You say Bronto, I say Apato. 🎶 Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
1193 The food here is taking really long to reach us. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1194 I like your tie. 1.2159 0.04104 88 70 18 0
1195 This place is top-rated for Paleo. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1196 Let,s neck 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1197 This place is beneath us. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
1198 It’s over. And no, I’m not talking about the huge comet that will soon destroy us all, although in that sense, too, it is over… 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
1199 I am so full, I think. Actually, I won't know for about 3 hours. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1200 Between the asteroid and the park closing, its been really hard to meet someone. 1.2159 0.05927 88 75 7 6
1201 Luscious love is for top minds. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
1202 Do you think our veganism can save the planet? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1203 I really like you, but I really don't know how long it will last. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
1204 I find myself yearning for a steak. 1.2157 0.03848 102 83 18 1
1205 I think I'll try some fish for a change. 1.2157 0.04323 102 84 16 2
1206 I'm so happy to finally meet someone who's on my level. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1207 I thought they would have better vegan options. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
1208 How could you let them seat us at the children's table? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1209 I see how hard you are trying to not stare at my cleavage. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1210 Should we ask for longer forks? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1211 Don’t look now,but the paparazzi just saurus 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1212 I don’t care what the news said about some asteroid, I just want to know who makes these chairs we can actually sit on! 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
1213 I don’t understand. The reviews called it an “elevated dining experience”. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1214 How did you get your tie on without thumbs? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
1215 So where's dessert? The waiter's treating us like we're extinct. 1.2151 0.04798 93 77 13 3
1216 Give it another 3 minutes for the food to reach your stomach and you won’t be hungry for dessert. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1217 How can you say that we no longer see eye to eye, Ralph? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1218 I want a divorce. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
1219 I know it's pricey but it's also the only gastrolith pub in town. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
1220 my nuts hurts 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
1221 Why must they always place us at the kiddie table for family gatherings? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1222 My eyes are up here, Gerald. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1223 This would be a lot more romantic if we could eat what we ordered. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1224 This place hasn’t changed a bit since the early Mesozoic. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1225 call me old fashioned but still enjoy the fine dining experience 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
1226 Nice place, but I like to see my food before I eat it. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1227 The ambiance is nice but I prefer their tree location. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1228 Yes, your neck does make your penis look small. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1229 I feel like we’re drifting. Your head is always in the clouds these days. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
1230 « Try answering my question again without the dinosplaining » 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
1231 You can order the steak if you want, dear, but I'll miss you when you're extinct. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1232 Why do the T-Rexes always order off-menu? 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
1233 Ok, but don’t make it obvious you’re looking. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
1234 Come here for the fine dining, they said . I can’t even see my food . 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
1235 I’m supposed to stop when I’m 80% full. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
1236 I can't believe Joyce accused me of talking down to her. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1237 Plant based menu and no ceiling fans? I'd say that's a 5 star review waiting to happen. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1238 I’m just not in a place right now to save our species from extinction. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
1239 Could we switch seats? That ceiling fan is blowing right on me! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
1240 I told you to ask for a high top! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1241 Okay, Brad. I'll bite. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1242 Turn around but don't make it obvious! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
1243 Now we just have to wait 65 million years for our waiter. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1244 It’s a shame you can’t see what I wore for this date. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1245 We can’t both take the high road 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1246 You know our arms are far to short for using utensils. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
1247 How you don’t think it’s obvious when your staring at my breasts is beyond me 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
1248 It has been a lovely dinner, but I still don't want to go necking with you at the tar pits. I don't know what gave you the idea I was that kind of girl. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1249 I was thinking about Little Neck clams. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1250 It’s been millions of years since we’ve dined out. Is it socially acceptable to ask for straws? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
1251 Table with a view 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
1252 Your profile said 8’1” 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1253 I feel as though the more civilized we become, the less likely we are to survive. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
1254 The servings are small, but at it's paleo friendly. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1255 I can't believe you're bringing that up now. That was, like, 66 million years ago! 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
1256 Now remember, dear, when the server comes, don't look down on him! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1257 How about a tall drink? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
1258 Always remember: The spoon goes to the mouth, not the mouth to the spoon! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
1259 It was fine, but maybe not worth the 150 million year wait. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1260 This is my favorite fine dinosaur restaurant. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
1261 Shall we get it to go? I' m feeling a bit of a sore throat and you know how long that could last. 1.2121 0.05030 99 85 9 5
1262 Did I ever tell you my first cousin was a giraffe? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1263 Why don't we just chuck it all, live on a small tropical island and run around naked? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
1264 There’s no way that waiter can’t see us 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1265 Why they always put us in patio? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
1266 Does this dress make my neck look long? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
1267 Really! Ruth's Chris? Another Rex suggestion? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1268 When dinner finally reaches our stomach, we can decide if we have room for dessert. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1269 I find it hard to swallow why they would seat us at a table like this. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1270 After 65 million years it's so nice to find vegan fine dining and drinks served with really long straws? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1271 Do you think my dress makes me look extinct? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1272 Seeing eye to eye? Only for dinner. 1.2118 0.04458 85 69 15 1
1273 Soooo….do you know the Heimlich? If not, I’m out. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1274 George for the hundredth time I swear that's how you're supposed to wear a tie 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1275 Howard, do you think the waiter was threatening me with the Lava Cake? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
1276 I hope they have a Vegan option 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
1277 How do we tell Littlefoot about the divorce? 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1278 Sure, he was a creationist, but he made me feel so young. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1279 I forgot to tell the babysitter not to let the kids play near the tar pits. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
1280 So you couldn’t get a high top? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
1281 I don’t know… what would you choose for your last meal? 1.2111 0.05119 90 76 10 4
1282 Only one flower between the two of us? I hate fine dining. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1283 Usually I can't see eye-to-eye with my dates 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1284 They always put us at the kid's table. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1285 I want to lay eggs with you. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1286 I wish they had longer utensils. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1287 I only wish that I had worn high heels. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1288 But the review said it was an elevated dining experience. 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1289 I always get the spaghetti. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1290 Will you stop worrying about that damn meteor? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1291 On the plus side, it's so much easier to get a table since the extinction. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
1292 Why do you keep saying, “This might be our last meal together?” 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
1293 Are you certain this restaurant is vegetarian? 1.2105 0.04587 95 79 13 3
1294 Do I look fat? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1295 I like you too, but we need to face the fact that our arms are just too short to make this work. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
1296 Why did you hesitate when I asked you if this dress made my neck look big? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1297 Not another word about climate change. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
1298 Of course the other diners saw us! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1299 Why are we here? There's no salad bar! 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1300 Happy 156th million anniversary, darling. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
1301 Am I hungry? I haven't had a thing to eat in ages. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1302 Fred, I still can’t figure out why you asked for utensils? 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1303 I think our waiter may have gone extinct. 1.2099 0.06013 81 69 7 5
1304 the soup was nice, but it was cold by the time it reached my mouth 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
1305 It’ll be another 3 hours before I know if I’m full or not 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
1306 I think we must be from the same neck of the woods. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1307 My favorite book is Wuthering Heights. And yours? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1308 No soup for me, the spoon is always empty by the time I get it up here. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
1309 C’mon honey, we’re above this. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
1310 Did you see his face when I said I’m vegan? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1311 These drinks are too small. I'll order us a couple of longnecks. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
1312 Did the waiter just say his name was Flintstone?" 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
1313 It feels like ages since we've seen each other. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1314 Remember we take turns eating 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
1315 What you're telling me is hard to swallow. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
1316 And they said we wouldn't last. 1.2090 0.06904 67 58 4 5
1317 Take it from me they’re just not worth sticking your neck out for 1.2090 0.05004 67 55 11 1
1318 It just doesn't seem like a good time to be starting a family. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
1319 Maybe we should have asked for a high top? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
1320 You looked taller on Tinder. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1321 So you said something about a meteor? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
1322 Generous portions my bronto sore ass! 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
1323 Alright then, genius, how do YOU think we should get this food into our mouths? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
1324 Linguine? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
1325 When you go low, I’ll go high. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
1326 you looked different in your photo. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
1327 Almost didn’t recognize you without the beard 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1328 You know what? You were right. The view here is amazing! 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1329 Am I full? How would I know? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1330 If the salad bar and breadsticks are unlimited, how do they always run out? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1331 Now that I feel more evolved, I occasionally sample something from the Small Mammal Appetizers. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
1332 Your profile said you were 9’ 7” 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
1333 You ordered a convertible Uber, right Dan? 1.2078 0.05008 77 64 11 2
1334 I'm certainly not going to stick my neck out and recommend this restaurant! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
1335 I'm glad you have a convertible. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1336 So, provided a giant rock doesn’t fall out of the sky and kill us both, what are your plans for the future? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1337 I’m pretty sure our kids will have long necks as well. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1338 Honey, I think I've got something caught in my throat! 1.2073 0.04504 82 67 14 1
1339 Let me know in a few hours if you have room for dessert. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1340 I prefer Central Park’s upscale vegan dining. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
1341 I guess the algorithm really does work, 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
1342 Would it kill them to use a larger font on these menus? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
1343 I come here for the atmosphere. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
1344 We really should have requested a high top 1.2073 0.04827 82 68 12 2
1345 I just realized I forgot our straws in the car 1.2073 0.06193 82 71 5 6
1346 I never thought we'd be compatible. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
1347 You think the waiter will see us? 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
1348 It’s nice to meet someone on my level 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
1349 I never know how to get the waiters’ attention here. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
1350 I hope they serve very tall food or have very long forks. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1351 Do you really think in a million years anyone will care about our political affiliations? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1352 Dining out is a stretch. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
1353 This is awkward. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
1354 I’ve been thinking about stepping down from the Senate, what are your thoughts? 1.2065 0.05687 92 79 7 6
1355 You looked taller in your picture. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
1356 I guess ordering lobster is out of the question. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
1357 You stink”. Did you say I stink? No I said , “You’re extinct” 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1358 I hate it when the entrè arrives before the appetizer reaches my stomach 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1359 Just think, hun, what if that asteroid hit us. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
1360 Are you on your phone? 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
1361 They're out of trees. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
1362 The sales rep from Sinclair said we will be stars. I told him we’ll think about it. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
1363 I REALLY stuck my neck out to keep this date!! 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
1364 It's been a long time since I've met someone I can see eye to eye. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1365 We’re both vegans Greg, you don’t have to make a big deal out of it. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
1366 In a millennia or so, the giraffes will love this place. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1367 I just started digesting yesterday’s breakfast. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
1368 I think I'm in a state of affairs that's soooo easy—it's difficult. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
1369 Your nightmare is a comet hitting the planet. 1.2055 0.04344 73 59 14 0
1370 Well, I'm just glad to be here. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1371 I don’t do that, actually. I have a very sensitive gag reflex 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1372 So is it "D-eye-noe" or "Dee-no"? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
1373 You know this can’t last. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
1374 I finally got us reservations. But I feel we should have accepted the invite to Noah's boat party. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
1375 A steakhouse David, really? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
1376 I tried the Paleo diet. Now I'm doing the Mezozoic. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
1377 I'm not wearing any shoes." "Me. neither. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1378 Wait, this is a steak house? 1.2051 0.04224 78 63 15 0
1379 Do you have any idea what we ordered? 1.2051 0.06415 78 68 4 6
1380 It’s wonderful to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye! 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1381 Wow, if I don't get my meal soon, I'm going to go extinct. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1382 It's not you, it's the asteroid. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1383 Why do they always sit us at the kiddie table? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1384 Next time let's get a high-top. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1385 I told you to request a high-top! 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
1386 It is so great to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
1387 I think we’re living proof that if you work hard the top shelf becomes quite accessible. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
1388 Do you ever wonder where the natural gas for gas ranges comes from ? 1.2051 0.06150 78 67 6 5
1389 Tastes like chicken. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
1390 I've always looked down on all this modern technology too! 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1391 Why did they seat us at the kid's table? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1392 I wish we had sat at a high top 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1393 You dip down and I'll feed you; then we'll switch. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1394 What do you say we splurge for haute cuisine next time? 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
1395 I don't think we have a future together... or apart. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1396 Don’t be so paranoid. Nothing is going to happen when that meteor hits. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1397 The service is terrific but I am afraid I find the food inedible. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1398 My doctor says I should go paleo. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1399 To be honest, Harold, I knew we weren't going to be able to eat here when I saw the forks. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
1400 We could get ice cream... or check out this meteor that's supposed to be visible tonight. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
1401 Do you ever get tired of being seated outside? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
1402 Our waiter just assumed I'm a vegetarian. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1403 I’m sorry Phil, but I only date tall guys. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1404 This place has great atmosphere. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1405 Chew the fried pickles well. Heimlich is useless. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1406 But I’ve always stuck my neck out for you. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1407 I say we get the salad 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
1408 Don't you just lovvve the spaghetti here??? 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
1409 Your neck is longer than mine 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
1410 You know what they say about neck size. 1.2043 0.04473 93 77 14 2
1411 You know Fred and Barney are gay in real life. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1412 At the very least, we see eye to eye. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1413 Well aren’t you a tall, tall, tall drink of water? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
1414 Shoot, I forgot my straw, oh! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
1415 …but the portion are so small 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
1416 After dinner,want to go down to the tarpits and neck? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
1417 Don't worry about it. No one can see the spinach stuck in your teeth way up here. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
1418 Your profile said 60 feet. 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
1419 So now we've invented dining. What next? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
1420 There's no way I am eating spaghetti tonight! 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
1421 So where do you see us in the future? 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
1422 David, I’ve been thinking about getting a neck job . . . 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
1423 Yes, I have a watch. Not the same as knowing the time." 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1424 You can be such a mammoth's ass at the worst time. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1425 If we order 'off-menu,' we can eat the ferns over the bar. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1426 You just can’t find these places any longer. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1427 Does my neck look long in this dress? 1.2027 0.05435 74 63 8 3
1428 I think we overdressed. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1429 Next time, get us a table in the scaffold section. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
1430 I don’t know, when did you last hear from Nessie? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1431 A tall latte. You? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1432 Honey,these cycad tapas are too tiny! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
1433 She says we look down on them. I say they're just a pain in the you know what. The neck of course, I mean the neck. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
1434 Shall we tip when it is over, or just tip over? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
1435 Oh, I know, right? Ceiling fans are the absolute worst. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
1436 I like the atmosphere,but the service is positively glacial. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
1437 Forget about today’s problems. Remember that things always get better in the long-term. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1438 Really long forks would be nice … and prehensile thumbs. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
1439 I long for you. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
1440 We need to stop the stretching exercises. 1.2025 0.05518 79 68 7 4
1441 How much more do we need to evolve? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1442 What a coincidence we have acid reflux in common. 1.2025 0.04894 79 66 11 2
1443 You've been practicing your Windsor knot. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
1444 My eyes are up here, Mark. 1.2025 0.04369 79 65 13 1
1445 Well get used to the new me, Charles. I eat meat and I’m not sorry. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
1446 Have you noticed how slow the service is? 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1447 Thanks for looking me up. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1448 These chairs are amazingly strong, aren't they? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
1449 I'm afraid you're just too old for me. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1450 Frankly Bill, I'm finding that a little hard to swallow 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1451 It is so nice to finally meet someone who sees eye to eye about global warming. 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1452 I recommend the littleneck clams. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
1453 Even AI has banned straws. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
1454 Do you think we could ask to be moved to a high-top? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1455 Dinner dates with sauropods: necks-level romance. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
1456 My ex and I just weren't seeing eye to eye. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
1457 You looked Jurassic in your profile photo. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1458 Glad we finally see eye-to-eye. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1459 Honestly, in this environment, I wouldn't stick my neck out. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
1460 I like it here. It's like going back into a different epoch. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1461 So, you wanna neck? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1462 I heard the lava cake here is to die for. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
1463 Honey, steak in a vegan restaurant is a bit of a tall order. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
1464 I had such lofty expectations. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
1465 Would you like to try the littleneck clams? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1466 We've come a long way since carbon dating. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
1467 You should have been more specific when asking the genie to make us two feet taller! 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1468 We should have ordered a bigger table. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1469 Yes, I feel the same way. My first date in 100 million years. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1470 I suggest for dessert we order the Mile High Pie. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1471 I know we're herbivores, but what the heck is chevril? 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1472 No I don't see our waiter but honestly, how can he not see us? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1473 I love it here. I'm afraid that we will need the Heimlich again, that's all. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1474 But, we do see eye to eye … 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1475 Gosh, it's been such a long time. I thought I was the only one out there. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
1476 Evolution has not been good to us. Our arms are too short" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
1477 I wonder why they seated us at a kids' table? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1478 Yes,we should. But,I don’t want to stick my neck out. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
1479 Is it my imagination,or have we been here a long time? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1480 The world just isn't designed for people of size. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1481 Sometimes it feels strange to be so fr above it all! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1482 Just because we are not technologically advanced , it doesn't mean we are dinosaurs. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
1483 I’m glad we see eye to eye on this! 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
1484 Let's start with tall drinks, OK? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1485 Not tonight. I have a sore throat. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1486 What’s this about astroids and eating dessert first? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1487 In my case, it was my third great-grandmother 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
1488 Oh com’on. Bacon doesn’t count. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1489 I miss plastic straws 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1490 A little bit goes a long way. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1491 So are you a believer or denier in melting permafrost? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
1492 Don't look, but I think that's Sam Neill over there. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1493 Have we even seen our waiter? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1494 Don't get the spaghetti next time. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1495 My ex is having me swallowed. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1496 I'm not comfortable eating in a place called The Asteroid Cafe. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1497 How about Loch Ness for our Honeymoon? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
1498 I told you that we should have made a reservation at 'The Rainforest Cafe.' 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1499 We'll be extinct before we get the bill. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1500 I think I’m going to order the treetops with the parmesan cheese and garlic. The dressing on the side 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
1501 You have quite an elevated palette. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
1502 At these prices, you'd think they would give us straws! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
1503 Told you we should have got take-out 1.2000 0.04240 90 74 15 1
1504 I've had it up to here with the lousy service. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1505 I don’t think you’re going to like the bathroom. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
1506 After dinner, can we stop at a gas station to pay our respect to our ancestors? 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1507 I don’t feel right bringing children into this dying world. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1508 I'm starving and ready to order. Do you think the waiter saw us? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
1509 This was long overdue, love 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
1510 I think I have something stuck in my throat my throat, my throat 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
1511 Oh, the only thing I can smell is your breath. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1512 High minded conversation 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
1513 Don't look but T-Rex over there can't even reach his cutlery" 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
1514 I just think it’s ridiculous to charge $38 for a plate of leaves. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
1515 Thank goodness they got rid of the ceiling fans in this place! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
1516 So, tell me Edward, Where have you been hiding all this time? Under the rocks? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
1517 And so the natural history museum instantly regretted their choice of taxidermists 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
1518 I’m sorry Gerald, but my mind is made up. I’ve been unhappy since the Jurassic Period. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1519 Let’s keep it light and not discuss extinction theories on the first date. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
1520 Oh, I don’t think that big rock in the sky is going to hit us at all. Liberal snowflakes. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
1521 Should we head back down for dessert? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
1522 BYOB, I say again and again. And he still forgets the bibs! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1523 I much prefer the burn of reposado going down. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
1524 Bobby Flayceratops gave the Jurassic Pork 5 stars. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
1525 The waiter was nice enough but I'm not sure about the upper atmosphere. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
1526 I’m not especially fond of soup. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1527 Gotta love dating in your 40's. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1528 Of course I’m ordering spaghetti. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1529 Do you even know what Chateaubriand is? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1530 What a nice place-- I thought they weren't going to open it until at least the Cretaceous period." 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
1531 I have esophageal reflux also. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
1532 Sorry if I sound a little hoarse, I have 32 frogs in my throat. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1533 I thought you said this place was high-end? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1534 I thought I specifically asked you to get us a high top table Gerald? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
1535 We’ll take the long-neck island iced tea, and make it a double. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1536 This diners sour. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
1537 Do you ever wonder if we’re vegan by choice or because we’re supposed to be? 1.1977 0.05183 86 75 7 4
1538 What do you mean you forgot where we parked. We don't have a car. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
1539 I love how thoughtful you are even with your walnut sized brain. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1540 Vegetarian fine dining is so hard to find. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1541 test 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1542 Oh, sweetie, I wish we could take this moment and preserve it forever... 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1543 Don't know if you're interested,but I'll stick my neck out and ask "your place or mine" 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1544 I thought I asked for a straw. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1545 I don't know about "neverending," but the pasta should last us into the Paleozoic Era. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1546 I hear there’s a meteor shower tonight. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1547 The doctor said it was altitude sickness, but I'm going to ask for a second opinion 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
1548 our soup is taking forever 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
1549 Can we do that thing where we take a pic and make our necks look like a heart? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
1550 I lied about my height. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
1551 I don't know what happened. The food was wonderful when I was here in the Pleistocene. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1552 Evolution hasn’t got us to fine dining yet. We better do takeout. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
1553 A salad? You have that all the time at home! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1554 I never thought I’d long for the days of outdoor seating. 1.1974 0.06218 76 66 5 5
1555 A crook in my neck seems to affect my whole body! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1556 Why the long neck? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1557 Did you see the look on the waiter's face when we asked for Vegan options? Such a condescendasaurus. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1558 Let’s start with a nice tall drink 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1559 I think ordering soup was a bad idea. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1560 It's been 175 million years since we ordered. Do you think they've forgotten us? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1561 And they say romance is going extinct. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
1562 I guess saying vegan more trendy than herbivore. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1563 Why is Barney purple? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1564 Well darn it Jim, we should have ordered the seafood tower. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1565 You looked taller in your pics 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
1566 It's so nice to find a restaurant with no ceiling fans! 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
1567 The asteroid shower ☄️ is a sweet touch. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
1568 When our server comes by, ask for the large-print menu. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
1569 Nice presentation, but aren’t we vegetarians? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
1570 We haven’t seen our server in an eon. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1571 What’s going on with you lately? You’re eating more and more like a bird. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1572 This isn’t a contest honey, we both have short arms and nose’s where they don’t belong 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
1573 Now where’s stegosaurus with the plates? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
1574 I'm getting sick of the paleo diet. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
1575 For the 150 millionth time, Happy Anniversary. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
1576 I don't want anything that's on the endangered species list. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
1577 Are we too late for the pterodactyl special ? 1.1970 0.04933 66 53 13 0
1578 That's hard to swallow! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
1579 Tapas was a mistake 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
1580 Service is going to be kind of slow after what I just did in the ladies' room. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
1581 We date back to the Thecodontosaurus on my mother’s side. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
1582 At last! A date who will look me in the eye when I speak to him…. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1583 No Shirt, No Shoes." I'm surprised they let us in 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
1584 When is the next evolutionary stage for furniture designers? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
1585 Wow! The New Yorker wants to print my recipe! 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1586 What's plan B? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1587 I'm glad you stuck your neck out and asked me to this dinner date 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1588 I'm finding it hard to adapt. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1589 You're telling me that the thrill is gone after only 6 billon years? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
1590 Not sure about the food, but I like the atmosphere. 1.1957 0.04946 92 79 9 4
1591 It’s just so nice to finally find someone I see eye-to-eye with. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
1592 Wanna go back to the car and neck? 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
1593 I love you because you are truly interested in my mind... not just about necking. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1594 Hard for me to find someone that I see eye to eye with! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1595 We are done. Just heard Noah won't take us into his Ark. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1596 It smells good, even from here. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1597 Well this won’t work. I only date men who are shorter than me. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
1598 I’ve forgotten what we ordered. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1599 When dining out, they're all microgreens... 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
1600 Do you think this V-neck makes my neck look long? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
1601 The waiter’s ladder was a little much. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
1602 “The forks and in this restaurant are way too short! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1603 I'm so glad we see eye to eye on this 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1604 If we don't see the waiter in the next five minutes I'll go extinct! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1605 Well, that was a perfectly lovely 150million year anniversary dinner” 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1606 An asteroid is coming, Hank. Dammit, I’m having dessert! 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1607 It's not you. It's the halitosis. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1608 The food was pretty low. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1609 These dating apps are such a pain in the neck 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
1610 Honey, you haven’t said anything about my new necklace 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1611 What’s a short neck tie then? 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
1612 I thought getting in the cab was going to be the biggest obstacle tonight. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1613 I told you, always ask for the high top. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
1614 Carl. My eyes are up here. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
1615 Make sure you eat your greens. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
1616 Perhaps more forethought for our CRISPER experiments, Dr. Roberts? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1617 I think highly of you. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1618 I’ve been thinking about a neck tattoo! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1619 I know we've moved on, but I miss the swamp. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1620 At least we will be able to see the movie. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1621 I suppose we can eat off the other tables. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
1622 These tasting menus are a pain in the neck! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1623 I hear the long-neck clams are good. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
1624 Herb, I'm starting to think we're not the fittest. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1625 Pretty elegant. But don't you think Extinct an unusual name for a restaurant? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1626 Dude, you lied on your dating profile. You're only 19 feet, 8 inches tall! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
1627 I hope this place is more traditional than the last - I can't stand that new 'Paleo' cuisine. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1628 Did I really need to ask for my Tom Collins to be served tall? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1629 We’re going to go extinct by the time the waiter comes back. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1630 I still don't understand why they didn't seat us at a high-top. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
1631 Yes, Brian, it's an existential issue, but for once can we just avoid the subject of ceiling fans? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
1632 Is it just me, or have the portions here gotten smaller? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1633 Did you say: your ex? Think! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1634 Just to be clear,I don’t neck on the first date! 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1635 Call me a dinosaur, but I love an old fashioned date. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1636 The paleontologists are in for a big surprise. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1637 My eyes are way, way up HERE. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1638 ‘I wonder why we’re the only ones here? I mean I heard there was a meteor coming, but it’s probably fake news!” 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
1639 Finally, vegan options 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
1640 I hate when they just assume I don't want chopsticks. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
1641 Props to whoever built these chairs. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1642 Honey, do not yell at the waiter, he’s probably new and hasn’t used the ladder before. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
1643 That's a hard meal to swallow. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1644 Well the egg came first of course. And what the heck is a chicken? 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1645 I always knew we were high society. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
1646 My ex and I just didn't see eye-to-eye. You know how triceratops are. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
1647 I'm glad I found a date that can look to me neck to neck. 1.1939 0.04268 98 82 14 2
1648 Remind me, have we been seated? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1649 But your profile said you were 68 foot 7. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
1650 What a coincidence! My dad is the elephant and my mom is the giraffe. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
1651 I think we made a mistake ordering finger foods. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
1652 Eyes up here big guy. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
1653 After dinner, what say we do a little necking? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1654 Farm to table? What about hand to mouth? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
1655 Now that we’re here, how do we eat? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1656 You have something in your teeth. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
1657 Next time ask for a high top. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
1658 Okay, you were right, they REALLY don’t like you! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
1659 Charles, I don't understand. You're transitioning to becoming a carnivore? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1660 I still can't believe you swiped right. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1661 I am thinking that an appetizer would be a stretch. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1662 Fatten up? Perish the thought! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1663 Let's enjoy this -- I remember a time when a fine restaurant wouldn't seat us. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
1664 Well, it’s been a long time. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1665 Are we being overlooked? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
1666 Everything was delicious but the portions are so small 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1667 Hunny, how exactly is this suppose to work?! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
1668 ”Finally, someone I can see eye to eye with. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1669 It’s so long since I last dated, I feel like a dinosaur. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1670 I'll just have a palm tree. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1671 Wanna neck later? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1672 I'll just have a salad. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
1673 I can’t reach my fork… 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1674 When your blind date is neck and neck with your expectations! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1675 I always come here for High Tea. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
1676 I hate to bring this up but this could be our last supper. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
1677 You didn’t even notice the new necklace 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1678 I hope they have long forks this time 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1679 And keep your voice down so our little waiter can hear you. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1680 I've never felt more seen. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1681 When he says his neck isn’t the largest part of him but you’re at a fancy restaurant and trying to keep it together and remain classy. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
1682 I never see eye to eye with anyone except you, dear 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1683 Tall tales, small talks 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
1684 It's so refreshing to finally be out on a date with someone who's at my level 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
1685 This WILL be the death of us! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1686 I really like the high ceilngs in this place. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1687 At the risk of sounding condescending, I think we’re above this place. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
1688 I truly believe that our plant-based diet will assure the longevity of our species 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1689 But you never stick your neck out for me! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1690 Don’t humiliate me at the salad bar again. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1691 High heels hurt my feet. Why? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1692 Luckily, you're a beer gal. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1693 Room for dessert? I'll know in a minute. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1694 I’ll go out with you again but no ceiling fans. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1695 I'm complaining to the manager. First off, we're Brachiosaurs, and second, why does every waiter think he was the first dinosaur to say he'd be back with our food "bronto?" 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
1696 We were vegan way before it was cool. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1697 We just don’t have enough in common. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1698 I have a sore throat. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1699 I know it's expensive, Frank, but hey, we could get hit by an asteroid tomorrow." 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1700 We may be the oldest couple in here... 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1701 Could you move the table back 40 feet, dear? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1702 That was our waiter? Oops,I thought he was our appetizer. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1703 Do you think anyone notices we're not extinct? 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1704 We are over 150 million years old, but still they seat us at the kids’ table. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1705 It’s been ages since we’ve gone out to dinner. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1706 Long story short, we should do takeout next time. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1707 It's so nice to meet another close talker. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
1708 By the time our server gets here we will be extinct 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
1709 I haven’t seen you in so long I thought you’d gone extinct 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
1710 ...and you live in Loch Ness all year round? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1711 I don’t see leafy greens on the menu. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
1712 Could you ask the waiter for a straw? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1713 On the Dinodates website you posted you enjoyed rubbernecking. Have you seen any interesting accidents lately? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
1714 Would you still love me if I decided to go carnivore? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
1715 I can't reach my mouth. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1716 I think we might be related. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1717 I love you, but I’m not sticking my neck out for you again. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
1718 It’s nice to go on a date with someone my age. My last date was a fossil. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
1719 "Ask the waiter for a straw." 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1720 Is it just me or is that michelin star getting closer and closer? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1721 Should we ask for an additional table on the balcony? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1722 I should really wear more necklaces. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
1723 Personification is the worst form of flattery for our kind. Don’t you agree? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
1724 maybe next time we reserve earlier to get the high top 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
1725 we must have evolved in France 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
1726 I hope they have long forks here... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
1727 Necking!? Are you kidding me? What, do you have a death wish? 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
1728 Honestly, I didn't think it would take eons to be served. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
1729 Shall we have a look at the dessert tree? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
1730 Why didn't you book a high top table? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
1731 You’ve got something on your chin… 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
1732 If you come up with a silly caption about necking, we're done. 1.1905 0.05258 105 92 6 7
1733 Do you think they have chop sticks? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
1734 My eyes are up here, Dennis. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1735 This plant-based cuisine is out of sight! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
1736 Barry, I’ve told you I’m strictly paleo at the moment 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
1737 I thought you were going to wear that scarf I bought you 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1738 The reviews explicitly said “elevated dining experience.” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
1739 Finally some decent plant-based options. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
1740 His name's Irwin. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
1741 The movie was fun but the part about the meteor was a bit much… 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
1742 We should have insisted on long stem glasses. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1743 The East Side has changed a lot since COVID. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1744 How come Gloria's husband could afford to get her a turtleneck? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1745 Alright, we can kiss. But no necking. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1746 Can we go to high tea next time instead? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1747 Honey, the world is burning, so we might as well enjoy our tea. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1748 Really, we’ve GOT to take our commitment to vegetarianism seriously, even if it IS our anniversary!” - S. DeVico 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1749 Do you think this necklace makes my neck look too long? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1750 No, I'm not interested in necking. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1751 Can you tell what time my watch says it is? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1752 This place has gone downhill in the last 200 million years. 1.1899 0.05996 79 69 5 5
1753 Our waiter is familiar with the Heimlich 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1754 I hope they have some paleo options on the menu. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1755 I just hope the spaghetti strands are long enough 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
1756 …and then the uber driver said, he has no sunroof. Some people, sheesh… 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
1757 It appears they’re short-staffed tonight. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
1758 Does this dress make my butt look big? 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
1759 The atmosphere is great, but how do we get to the food? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1760 It'll be tomorrow before I know if this food agrees with me. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1761 By the time this meal gets to my stomach, we'll be extinct. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1762 When we first met, I was petrified. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1763 It's nice to date someone I can see eye to eye with for once. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1764 I'm glad that we see eye to eye." 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1765 The vegan option was only so-so. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
1766 I'm tired of these asteroid impact supply chain excuses. How hard is it to keep long straws in stock? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1767 I love it when you look at me like that. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1768 You brought me to a vegan restaurant! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1769 Why didn’t you reserve a high top table? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
1770 I'm glad they had outdoor seating. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1771 "I didn't know the dating ap could do such a good job!" 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1772 Are we the only ones left who take the long view? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1773 I'm hoping the seafood tower is on the menu. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1774 Eat it? I can't even smell it! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
1775 Honey, I truly understand your issue with your necktie. Likewise, I never know where I need to put my necklace on my neck” 👔 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1776 I don't care if it's a fancy restaurant, I'm going to ask for a straw” 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
1777 Oh my darling, I’ll put my neck on the line for you💕 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
1778 Giraffe — what an indulgence. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
1779 Hurry up and pop the question before we become extinct! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
1780 ...and we both own convertibles! Wow, we have so much in common. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1781 This is one of those times I wish we weren't vegan. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
1782 Let 's hope what we've ordered has no peanuts 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1783 Plant eaters live longer. Way longer. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1784 I’m glad you finally asked me to dinner, Carl. I didn’t know if you were ghosting me or if you just went extinct. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1785 I have to tell you, I've started seeing a T-Rex. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1786 Now isn't this better than being in the grass? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1787 We should've eaten at home, Herb. I told you coming here would be a tall order. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
1788 Glad we see eye to eye on this. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1789 I thought this was going to be elevated dining 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
1790 We never entwine anymore ... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1791 I know this is a nice restaurant but is it wrong that I just want a 6ft party sub? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1792 Everyone is staring at us like we're prehistoric or something 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1793 You just can’t get a good salad in the city anymore. I’m seriously thinking about going carnivore. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
1794 …so I just don’t think you’re a real vegan unless you strip the bugs off the leaves 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
1795 Hey, up here! 1.1882 0.04878 85 73 9 3
1796 You'd think a white-tablecloth place would have more comfortable seating 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
1797 Once we lean down to eat, our heart will be perfected. We’re meant for each other I guess. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
1798 I feel like you really see me. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1799 If just once I could see what we ordered. 1.1881 0.05017 101 87 9 5
1800 I can't wait to try their 'Ginkgo Leaves'" 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1801 You’re a nice guy, but I don’t see a future with you. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
1802 Be honest, does this dress make me look long? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1803 Did you ever notice how the bigger dinosaurs always end up at the smaller tables. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1804 Yes, we've come a long way, but I still worry about the future of our species. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1805 Let's ask for longer forks. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
1806 Your profile said you were 6 feet tall... 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
1807 So you picked this table? 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1808 Do you think this one will have the right size straws? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
1809 I just googled: restaurants with high ceilings 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
1810 The food just isn't up to our level. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1811 I had a tiny bit of work done on my neck. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
1812 Yes, you may pay for dinner. But, no necking! 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1813 And here I thought elevated dining was all but extinct. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
1814 I live for the soul who will fall into my abyss, as I gaze into his. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
1815 What’s the etiquette for the spaghetti course? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
1816 And I told myself Barbara, honey, you’ve got the neckline for it - wear the pearls. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
1817 Can you see whether I'm wearing my pearls or my diamonds? I forgot my binoculars. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1818 No, it was Tolstoy. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
1819 I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t hear a word he said 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1820 I can’t see anyone else when I’m with you 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1821 Would you like some tea, Rex? 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
1822 If you see the waiter, I need a 13-foot spoon. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
1823 Next time I’m picking the place. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
1824 I feel like we’ve just outgrown each other. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1825 I forgot my glasses. 1.1868 0.05393 91 79 7 5
1826 You know how I feel about public displays of necking, Brian! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
1827 I don’t know about this place. By the time dinner reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
1828 What do I think? Seven courses anywhere in the City and we still need the entire Botanical Garden, that's what I think. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1829 Honestly, I just can’t get behind this whole Climate Change thing. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1830 Happy 66 millionth anniversary. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1831 I'm rethinking this "blending-in-with-humans thing. Unlike us, the vast majority are not vegetarians. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1832 Speed dating is so tough. By the time we've swallowed a bite it's on to the next table! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1833 I need more necklaces. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1834 Wanna make out? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
1835 It's nice to finally meet someone with a similar point of view. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1836 I thought this was supposed to be an "elevated dining experience." 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1837 Life without meteors. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1838 Just don't say you'll stick your neck out for them, that's cultural appropriation. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
1839 I'm really not sure this dining out thing is for us. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1840 Thank goodness chivalry isn't extinct. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1841 Well, I always say Carpe Diem! You never know what’s just around the corner! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1842 Well, it looked good when I saw it on Instagram… 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1843 It's so romantic to eat tiny food at a fancy restaurant. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1844 It's my cheat night so I'm having the steak. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
1845 I’ll have the ton of fuckin leaves as well 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
1846 F***, marry, kill…. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
1847 so you're eating meat now? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
1848 No, I never understood why they named him ‘Deep Throat’ either. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
1849 At this rate, I just hope dessert arrives before the late Cretaceous. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1850 Well Wilma Flintstone told me they were dino friendly. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1851 Without straws, we're kind of screwed. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1852 And then I said lower your voice. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
1853 I just feel you don’t really extend yourself on my behalf. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
1854 I think we might be stretching this dinner 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1855 Finally, someone with whom I see eye to eye 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
1856 Bigger isn’t always better. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
1857 Ready to duck out? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1858 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1859 We are looking more alike every single day. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1860 I hate when they bring the main course before we finish swallowing the salad. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1861 Maybe after dinner we could go over to my place and neck? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1862 Why do they always assume we’re vegetarian? 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
1863 Why can’t we just have a nice meal before we go extinct? 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1864 These days having an existential crisis seem rather evolutionary. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1865 deep talks, 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1866 I thought you said there’d be foliage 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1867 You won’t believe the short men I meet 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
1868 At least we see eye to eye 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
1869 17’!? Why you’re barely 15’8”!!! 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
1870 By the time you bite it's cold already. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1871 Your sense of style is prehistoric. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1872 It's hard to find a vegan restaurant that stands above the rest. 1.1852 0.05003 81 70 8 3
1873 I’m so glad to meet someone who’s on the same level. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1874 Isn't evolution supposed to make these kinds of adjustments? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1875 We may need a straw 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1876 Yes, and such small portions. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1877 The portions look tiny. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1878 The portions seemed small. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1879 Do you think anyone will notice our comeback? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
1880 What’s an appropriate meal when facing obliteration by a comet? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1881 Not having opposable thumbs is the least of our problems 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1882 At last! I NEVER thought I'd meet a MAN with MY neck! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1883 Why didn’t you ask for the hightop? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1884 ‘Eat faster, there a asteroid coming’ 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1885 Maybe this time you can try a fork instead of chopsticks? …I don’t want to be on the news again 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1886 But if we let the romance go extinct Brian, what happens next? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1887 I'm not sure, but I think I'm choking. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1888 ‘I’ll still be hungry for seven more minutes.’ 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
1889 Aren't we on cloud 9 right now? 🥰 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1890 Is this our last dinner? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
1891 We’re herbivores, Larry. If you order that steak, we’re getting a divorce! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
1892 I'm SO tired of being treated like we don't exist. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
1893 Stop worrying, I think the tie looks great. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
1894 What's happening down there? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1895 It's not just that pill. All pills are hard to swallow. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1896 It does seem like we were made for each other. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
1897 I don't think we're going to make it. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
1898 I know it's romantic, but if we want to eat, we have to move further from the table 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
1899 Are you going to eat that last flower? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
1900 I’m sorry, Bob. I’ve met someone else. A giraffe. I just love that he doesn’t natter on about asteroids and tar pits, and all your doomsday obsessions. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
1901 I really prefer a high top. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1902 I always order the little neck clams! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
1903 Our paths would never have crossed had our eyes not met across a crowded room 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1904 We are living proof that love is not extinct. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1905 I’m so glad we see eye to eye on current events. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1906 I didn't know he was the waiter, I thought it was our main course. 1.1842 0.04852 76 65 9 2
1907 We're not aloof. We can't help that they're beneath us. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1908 Slow down. This is just a first date and you are already talking about necking. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1909 Sometimes splitting dessert makes me feel old. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1910 I stopped ordering drinks ever since they banned straws. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1911 But do you ever really stick out your neck for me? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1912 Finally, a quiet night away from the eggos. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1913 I’m so glad we always see eye to eye on things. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1914 Oh my God?! We’re actually neck & neck. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1915 When I said, “Let’s go out to eat,” I meant outside. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
1916 My last date was a meat eater, which made the waiter extremely uncomfortable. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1917 Not sure if I'm full....the food hasn't reached my stomach yet. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
1918 Would you like to come back to my place for a little necking? 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
1919 So whats your asteroidological sign? 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
1920 It’s so nice talking face to face with you 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
1921 What's this, a joke? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1922 I want a divorce,Reginald. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
1923 Any intelligent designer would have given us longer arms to match. And who needs tails anymore? 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1924 You know, it’s rude to look down on the wait staff. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1925 „So…how do we do this?“ 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
1926 I like what they've done with the ceiling after the renovation 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
1927 Could you hear the specials? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
1928 Just so you know upfront, I'm not into necking. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1929 Didn't you say this was an elevated dining experience? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
1930 I think I should check in with the egg sitter again. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1931 Vacation at Loch Ness," you told me. "It'll be fun," you told me. And now, as soon as we finish dinner we'll have to go out and pose for pictures yet again 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1932 I suppose you know this is our last supper? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1933 Look at those pathetic little flowers. You'd expect some long stem roses in a joint liethis, 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1934 I’m not sure what’s more difficult: seeing if the food is vegan, or then getting it up to my mouth. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1935 So what if the Swans are here. It's not a competition Leslie. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1936 We should've taken the high top. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
1937 Seriously, I'm looking for someone who will stick around. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1938 It's tough, always having to figure out what your stomach will be hungry for in half an hour. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1939 $20 cocktails, $30 salad, boy we really do have small brains. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1940 I wanted indoor seating. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1941 You seem very nice to me, but they all say you're not for real. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1942 Hope tree tops are on the menu. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1943 I think we should see other people. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
1944 Did you know this neighborhood used to just be blue-collar herbivores 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1945 I would have expected more plant-based options. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1946 Honey does this outfit make my neck look long? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
1947 To think we worried about asteroids…. 1.1831 0.05424 71 62 6 3
1948 Did you bring your glasses? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
1949 The portions are so small. Is the universe trying to tell us something? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1950 I think it’s time for us to move on to something more than just necking. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1951 I think it’s all over for us, Herb. 1.1829 0.04633 82 70 10 2
1952 I can’t see our waiter anywhere. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1953 Nice high ceilings here! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1954 Think I'll have my spaghetti without the meatballs. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1955 At least this place has good atmosphere. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1956 The food here is terrific. I just wish the tables were taller. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
1957 I appreciate the eye contact, but every once in a while , it would be ok to stare at my breasts. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1958 It's just so noisy with these high ceilings. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1959 I like a guy who is taller than me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1960 I know they're our friends, but if they start in with 'no one knows for sure whether the Earth has gotten warmer', I'm leaving. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
1961 Dear, let’s coordinate our bites better, I’m still dealing with my concussion from last week 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1962 The long neck clams are amazing this time of year 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
1963 Wheres the waiter? It's like we dont even exist! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
1964 Maybe we should’ve asked for a high top 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
1965 Necking just gets a bit old, ya know? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
1966 do you think the portions here are getting smaller or is it just me? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
1967 Gary, I thought they had longer-stemmed glasses last time we were here. 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1968 Kelp just tastes better at a restaurant. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
1969 We could take our coffees out to the terrace and watch the meteorite shower 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
1970 The small portions are such a pain in the neck. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
1971 I can see the waiter spitting in your pasta. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1972 Does this dress make me look fat? 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1973 Such tiny portions! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1974 You looked much taller in your profile. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
1975 Perhaps after we can go find some tall trees for desert? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1976 Burying our heads in the sand is going to be a bit tricky. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
1977 Please don’t order the pterodactyl with mixed greens again. 1.1818 0.05766 77 67 6 4
1978 Do you feel like we're above it all? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1979 Its so much more relaxing to eat here since they removed the fans, don't you think? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1980 Be sure to ask the waitress for long forks. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1981 I forgot my opera glasses. I have no idea if we got what we ordered. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
1982 I need a longer straw 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1983 Shall we go ahead and ask for take-out containers? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1984 I asked for a high top table, but this was all they had. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
1985 I’ve been trying to get a reservation here for ages 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1986 You may have had problems with other males but I consider myself quite advanced. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1987 Is it true what they say about dinosaurs with long necks? 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
1988 I bet you are thinking of that cypress tree we passed on the way here. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
1989 spaghetti? I thought we were getting plants. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1990 I’d heard this place was exclusive, but I thought the 145 million year wait on resy was a little bit much 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1991 Next time I’ll be sure to reserve a high top. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
1992 I know you’re still hungry dear… but just give it a minute. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
1993 The tables keep getting smaller 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
1994 Next time we should ask the waiter to place the food in a second floor table 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
1995 I should tell you, I do tend to ruminate. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1996 I think I just need some space. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
1997 Let's get out of this place and start all over again 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
1998 Yes dear, I know it's chilly but I sent your turtleneck sweater to the cleaners! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
1999 Our relationship is evolving. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2000 I'm so glad we're on the same level. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2001 So close, yet so far away. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2002 the waiter seemed kinda distant 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2003 Did those psilocybin mushrooms taste funny to you? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2004 Sure, they investigate upstream hemodynamic significance of cardiac output to brains of giraffes, but what about us? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2005 I have no idea if our food has arrived.” 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2006 I’m glad we see eye to eye here 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2007 Yes, let's order the Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
2008 How could I have heard of the Paleo Diet? 1.1807 0.04249 83 72 9 2
2009 There’s something inexplicably unsettling about the chicken 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2010 I don't think we see eye to eye. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2011 For us, it’s no small thing when something is a pain in the neck. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2012 I don't think this is going to last. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2013 I'm going to stop now because I know I'll feel full later. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2014 Did you grow up on a submarine too? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
2015 I'm tired of eating Jurassic, you say, let's go out for Halocene, you say...! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
2016 Happy Anniversaurus. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2017 And now spoon the soup away from your body, keep your neck straight, and gently lift the spoon all the way up to your mouth. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2018 Anything is ok with me, so long as it is not yet fossilized. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2019 I thought after dinner we might go out and watch the meteor shower. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2020 I don't know if I'm full. It hasn't gotten down there yet. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2021 …Here? Jur-a-sic man, John. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2022 Did i mention i m vegan 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2023 I read the salads are top shelf. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2024 I don't know if it'll work, Harold. We're too much alike. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2025 The chiropractor offered me a special rate. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2026 You always get the better view. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2027 I’m on the Paleo diet. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2028 Did you bring your readers? I forgot mine. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2029 Gerald, did you forget your readers again 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
2030 My soup is cold. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2031 The older we get, the more we look alike” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
2032 So then he said there was this planet similar to ours where an asteroid landed, killed all the people and shrews took over. What a nut job! 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2033 I thought you were bringing the straws. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2034 Dino Dine 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2035 This is nice. It feels like ions since we last went out. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
2036 How will we ever eat our food? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
2037 Wait, that yummy appetizer I just ate was our server? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
2038 This is the last time you are bringing me to a steak house. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
2039 Did you bring reading glasses? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2040 At least we don’t have to use chopsticks. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2041 I just hope that they have a vegetarian menu. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2042 I hear their fern and sycamore salad is to die for! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2043 It's over, Clarence. I've fallen in love with a giraffe. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2044 When it comes to foreplay, I’m really into necking. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2045 The portions look rather small. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2046 So I says to him, I says, 'Why the long face?' and he looks at me and gets this smile. I wasn't in the mood for sass so I just squashed him then and there. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2047 I'm gonna need a longer fork 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2048 Order whatever your heart desires dear .. its not like either one of us will last forever. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2049 Seems like eras since we've been out. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2050 What was wrong with eating the trees outside?” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2051 Should we say we are vegan or allergic to meat? 1.1795 0.03974 78 65 13 0
2052 My next step? Smashing the glass ceiling. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2053 You’re crazy if you think I can swallow a lie like that. 1.1795 0.04373 78 66 11 1
2054 Let’s order one of those drinks with the long straws 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2055 I'm not asking you to stick your neck out for me. Just pay the bill. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2056 I can’t tell you how rare it is to see eye to eye with someone! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2057 There’s a pre-comet, asteroid, meteor special tonight. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2058 Please don't take it badly, I just don't see a future for us 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
2059 we can neck after dinner 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2060 Oh, I guess my favorite artist would be Modigliani. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
2061 I feel strangely drawn to the little neck clams. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
2062 I've waited a millenia to dine with you like this. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2063 Ask the waiter why the stegosaurs got bigger plates than us. 1.1795 0.04739 78 67 9 2
2064 You should’ve asked for a high-top. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2065 I'm glad we found a place that doesn't have ceiling fans. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2066 With us, a dinner date always involves necking.... 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2067 I hope they have really long forks. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2068 The homo sapiens is supposed to be exquisite here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
2069 I’m glad after all this long wait you finally decided to invite me to a date 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2070 I told you not to fall into white collar jobs. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
2071 No wonder we’re going to extinct! I can’t get my food to my mouth. 1.1795 0.04739 78 67 9 2
2072 How do they expect us to eat without cutlery? 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
2073 Of course people look up to you, Ron. But, they're just short. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2074 We've been waiting so long we've become apatosauruses. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
2075 And the tree in the window looked so appetizing. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2076 I thought you asked for a high top table. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2077 I hear they're predicting a meteor shower for this weekend. It would be fun to go watch! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2078 I mean it. You’ll never see me again. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2079 I told you we should’ve gotten a high-top. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2080 I guess we’ll have the sea food tower 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2081 All the high tops were taken 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
2082 Shall we go visit your cousin at the Field Museum later? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
2083 The Paleo Diet just isn't cutting it. 1.1789 0.03954 95 78 17 0
2084 The flower is a nice touch, but I wish I could smell it. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2085 I don't neck on a first date. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2086 Please, help yourself. I am tired of trying. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2087 My fork is not long enough. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2088 I think those trilobites were past their expiration date. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
2089 Next time let's find a place that serves high tea. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2090 It went down the wrong pipe. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2091 We should have ordered a long drink. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2092 Darling, may our marriage last longer than (the length of) our necks." 😂😂😂😘😘 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2093 It’s so nice to finally see eye to eye with someone 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
2094 I know everyone is staring. I told you this was a stupid idea. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2095 It has been eons since we last dressed up for dinner. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2096 I'm looking forward to the amuse bush. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2097 I don’t see the point of this necklace. You? 1.1781 0.04065 73 61 12 0
2098 I think I'll take my dessert back to the swamp. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2099 If I’m extinct, what does that make you? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2100 You looked taller on your Tinder profile. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2101 Long necks, short arms and small forks, no wonder we are endangered 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2102 Honey, time travel has been interesting, but I'm afraid I preferred the Mesozoic Era. I didn't have to accessorize. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2103 Mar-A-Lago was a lovely choice, these are our kind of people 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
2104 I love that we have a lot of prehistory together. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
2105 The food is always cold when I bring it to my mouth. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2106 So this is how it ends? With our inability to eat a shrimp cocktail? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2107 Do you think they’ve noticed we have no fingers? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2108 My celebrity crush? T-Rex from Jurassic Park. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2109 the waiter just told me the conifers are in short supply 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
2110 Sorry darling but, you have something. Just there on your neck. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
2111 This place was much better in the Mesozoic Era- don’t you think? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2112 Did you just feel the earth shake? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2113 By the time he brings us, our check we’ll be extinct 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
2114 It's hard to date someone at eye level these days. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2115 I always get pterosaurs in my stomach on the first dates. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
2116 I’m not clear why you brought me to a steakhouse, my family hasn’t eaten meat for centuries. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2117 I'm ordering the treetops special. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2118 Should we help the T-rex couple at the next table. They seem to be having so much trouble with their silverware. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2119 But we always start with Hearts of Palm! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2120 We should have reserved a high-top. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2121 November, ugh! All those pashminas. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2122 I've decided to leave you for a giraffe. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2123 Small portions. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2124 I understand the papyrus salad here is outstanding. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2125 I hope they have the extra long forks 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2126 After you! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2127 I stuck my neck out for you 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2128 I told you that I’m a vegetarian.. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2129 I’m going to duck back down to see if our food’s arrived. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2130 I’ve always considered myself a cretaceous being anyway….. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2131 I thought you said this place was vegetarian. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2132 This place would be more romantic if they dusted the ceiling every once in a while… 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2133 Uh... dinner... ah, finds a way. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2134 So, am I feeding you and then you feed me or do they just put the food in our mouths? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2135 Don’t tell me you didn’t see the check. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
2136 It’s not commitment I’m scared of, it’s the ceiling fan. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2137 This is why I prefer sitting at the bar. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2138 Are you sure the waiter saw us? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2139 Oh my gosh, don't tell me you're into Taylor Swift too! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2140 No! I don’t know why they brought us that kind of beer!” Kathy Hughes Memphis, T 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2141 Did you order the drinks with straws? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2142 We're in this together until we go extinct 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2143 There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2144 I know that being a ceiling fan salesman has always been your dream, honey, but I feel that I'd be more comfortable if you stuck with accounting. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2145 We’ll have to alternate bites. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2146 Rum and Coke, tall. You? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2147 Maybe we should start thinking about kids and the future of the planet, the long neck population is kind of dwindling. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2148 Do you think it would be impolite to ask if they could move that tree closer? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2149 The review said “elevated” dining experience”. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2150 Hmmm?" "Perhaps we should have had a picnic in the park!", "The one with really tall trees! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2151 It’s always cold once it gets to my mouth 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2152 I know we’re vegetarians, Carl, but I just can’t help myself. I’m going to try the T-Rex Truffled Ribeye 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
2153 I told you to get a hightop table, Brain. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2154 well this is nice 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2155 We better drink up, those paper straws are never going last. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2156 The ambiance is great but the service fell a little short to my standards 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2157 I thought we requested a high top 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2158 Can you promise me a future together 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2159 If they don't have longer forks, let's just get takeout. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2160 Do you think women will always have to carry the dinner conversation? 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2161 I’m feeling a little gassy. 1.1758 0.04306 91 79 10 2
2162 I just don’t see eye to eye with you on this 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2163 Honey, this was nice and all, but how much longer until I can take off these constricting clothes? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2164 Let's ask for straws and really long forks. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2165 It was a mistake to order the tapas. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2166 First you tell me you're a brontosaurus. Now, you tell me you're a brachiosaurus. Which is it, George? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2167 I hate it when they sit us in the corner; you can't see a thing. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2168 Oh, you are so right. It's so hard trying to find just the right scarf. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2169 What are the chances they could give is the Heimlich? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2170 We should ask for straws. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2171 OK, one flower for two herbivores? It's been one microaggression after another ever since we walked in here. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2172 I specifically requested a high top! 1.1757 0.06193 74 66 3 5
2173 What an odd special. Don’t all clams have little necks? 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2174 I'm here with George, three tables over. You? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2175 Are you familiar with Heimlich procedure? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2176 Do you think it would be gauche if we used our tongues? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2177 After dinner, should we go to my loch or yours? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2178 Honestly, this was kind of beneath us. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2179 Our date nights still don’t help my feeling of doom 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2180 I thought we were having a TREE for two! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2181 You never take me to the Ritz. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2182 First dates are always a stretch, aren’t they? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2183 Glad you could join me up here 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2184 What a time for my nose to itch. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2185 I thought you said you made reservations for a high table? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2186 Personally, I’d rather go extinct than drink from a paper straw. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2187 I wouldn't mind the East Village if it didn't make me feel like a dinosaur. The cocktails are good, though. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2188 I don’t know how to tell you, Charles, but we’re up to our necks in credit card debt 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2189 Want to neck? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2190 I'm not trying it until I have something to wash it down with. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2191 I am so thankful that I have finally found a man who is the same height as me 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2192 I think your neck is too long for me. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2193 You'd think they'd have a vegetarian option. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2194 They do a nice forest canapé here. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2195 I’m glad that we’re finally seeing eye to eye. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2196 This dress makes me feel neck-ked. 1.1750 0.04275 80 68 11 1
2197 How did he know to point out the vegan special to us? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2198 Finally we're here, this reservation took ages. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2199 Ain't evolution a bitch? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2200 What do you take for a sore throat? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2201 Can you tell if there are any fries left down there? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2202 They’re saying that this Global Warming could be an extinction level event. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2203 If you take your nose and touch my nose, we’ll make a heart. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2204 I guess I’m looking for someone who sees things the way I do. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2205 It’s great to finally meet someone I see things eye to eye with 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2206 Paleo diet? Never heard of it. I hear the Mesozoic Diet is all the rage right now. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2207 Do you think the chicken is free range? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2208 I like you, but can we get past you being a Brontosaurus and me being an Apatasaurus? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
2209 Okay, we’re extinct. Now what? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2210 Industrial society and it's consequences am I right? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
2211 It's nice to finally have some vegan menu options 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2212 Did you happen to catch the news item about the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2213 But you promised me we’d share the strawberry shortcake. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
2214 Can you see the waiter? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2215 What do you mean, you no longer feel the earth move? 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2216 Emily's volcano won first place at school today. 1.1744 0.03769 86 72 14 0
2217 I think she forgot our straws. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2218 I do NOT talk down to restaurant staff. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2219 I promise this is the highest table. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2220 Unfortunately they have no long forks and no provision for grazing 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2221 I'm happy this isn't one of those paleo places. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2222 Cheers to evolution!! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2223 You have such a throaty laugh! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2224 It's so refreshing to meet someone who recognizes that my EYES ARE UP HERE. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2225 I'm just thankful to not look down on you. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2226 Don’t know why. I just felt like some little necks. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2227 If one more person asks me about the weather up here, I'm no longer an herbivore! 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2228 I' am so glad they raised the ceiling in this place. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2229 Is it true what they say about men with long necks? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2230 Do they have straws? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2231 Okay, Mr. Romantic. Tell me how this is supposed to work again. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2232 This is what happens when you order from the kids menu. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2233 I don't understand why...in this lovely part of the solar system...there are so few restaurants with high ceilings. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2234 Are you sure you typed 'tall' portions? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2235 They seem short-staffed. I hope the appetizers arrive before we're both extinct. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2236 It’s really just all about the presentation! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2237 We have to quit meeting this way. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2238 Stop moaning I told you we needed to lose weight 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2239 I'm worried about my carbon footprint 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2240 You're right. The bow tie would have looked better. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2241 We should have made this a tall order. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2242 So this is how we become extinct? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2243 I thought I'd go extinct before meeting someone who met me eye-to-eye. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2244 I told you if we waited long enough the Paleo diet would come back. 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2245 It's not every day you celebrate a 75 millionth anniversary. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2246 I’ve put my neck out there for this relationship, and I’m tired of it, John. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2247 It’s so nice to finally meet someone on the same level. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2248 Do you like your necklace? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2249 Did you remember to tell the waiter about my meteor allergy?! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2250 Two highballs please” @dana_torregian 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2251 See what happens when you forget the reservation, Harold? I'll have to see the chiroraptor first thing in the morning. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2252 I’m happy you asked me to dinner, but don’t expect any necking later. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2253 It is warmer up here, isn’t it? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2254 How long does it take to make a salad? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2255 Remember when we used to play footsies 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2256 Tell me something, do you also feel like an old soul stuck in the wrong era? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2257 But, dear, it’s better than being long in the tooth. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2258 I’m thinking about getting a tattoo on my neck 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2259 I just feel we have a lot in common 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2260 Did you remember to tell them I eat plant-based? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2261 Did you bring the utensil extenders, or was I supposed to? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2262 Diplodocus? Your profile said you were Brachiosaurus. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2263 I hope they bring some straws. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2264 People are staring. I’m afraid we’re overdressed. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2265 You look like you can afford to pick up the check. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2266 I just heard the weather report... partly cloudy with a chance of meteor showers. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2267 I love the necklace, but does it make me look fat? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2268 Let’s get the littlenecks. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2269 So out of the blue this guy Modigliani stops me on the street..." 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2270 In this day and age, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2271 I can’t see the menu…mind if I use the flashlight? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2272 Well, I’d like to order share plates but my arms aren’t long enough. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
2273 I hope she doesn't notice my tiny hands 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2274 I’m glad we can finally spend some time just face to face to each other 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
2275 I asked for a high top table, but it was first come first serve. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
2276 I don’t think this table can hold two hundred pounds of vegetation Paul. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
2277 We're waaaay to high for this. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2278 The waiters are ignoring us—it is as though we are extinct! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2279 Fine dining seemed like a good idea, but any ideas on how we're actually going to eat off plates? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2280 Spielberg said my Ophelia made him weep but he was looking for someone taller. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2281 Can you imagine where we'd be if that astroid actually did hit the earth? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2282 If the waiter again asks if we'll be necking after dinner, I'm going to spill the soup over his head. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2283 Why add six extra stories to the restaurant if they weren't going to make taller tables? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2284 I'm so glad we decided to fly first class. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2285 Isn’t it funny, that we both refuse to be involved with internet dating? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2286 Ask for longer straws 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2287 My first husband choked on a piece of meat, and there was nothing we could do. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2288 I remember when this place used to be packed. Now, we're the only ones here. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2289 Wait, phone eats first! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2290 Sorry Frank, I do want to marry you but I'm not changing my name again 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2291 Ya know, I just really thought the necktie was meant to be worn further up.. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2292 After this, let's stroll and watch those lovely asteroids tonight. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2293 Oh,my love,some things are just not meant to be. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2294 Don't you miss straws? I miss straws. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2295 The food's good, but the ambiance is a bit prehistoric. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2296 If I hear one more waiter say, “How’s the weather up there,” I swear I’m going shove this plate of pasta right into his face. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2297 Eye of Fox and toe of twitter. Like a hell broth boil and bubble. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
2298 Let's order dessert. Life is short! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
2299 Let's get the seafood tower, standing rib roast and 27 layer cake. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
2300 I'd like to go line-dancing next! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2301 Please ask the waiter if you see him. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2302 I would have preferred a high top table. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2303 Shoot, I forgot to bring my distance glasses. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2304 I told you the plunging neckline was a mistake. The waiter couldn't even look me in the eyes. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
2305 Don’t tell anyone, but I love surf & turf. 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2306 Call me a dinosaur, but I prefer when the man pays. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
2307 I told you I’m vegetarian. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2308 This was a lovely dinner for a first date, but no necking tonight. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2309 I keep telling you... Fossil Fuels will be the end of us! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2310 I can't decide between the cheesecake and the apple pie - it's neck and neck 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2311 Save room for two tons of leaves and twigs. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2312 I had thought that point of view was extinct. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2313 I hope our dessert arrives before we’re extinct. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2314 I just love the high ceilings in this place! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2315 I've been looking for a penciled-necked geek like you for years! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2316 We've both been hurt, so let's go slow. We have all the time in the world. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
2317 The after-taste never goes away. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
2318 Love is in the air” “Those are jet fumes, honey. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
2319 So how have you managed getting in and out of elevators? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2320 It took us 150 million years to get this reservation. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2321 Thank you for buying me a wristwatch for my birthday; it's something I would never think of buying for myself. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2322 I believe I’ll start with the sweet and ‘saur soup. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2323 Did you ask the waiter for extra-long utensils? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2324 I can’t reach my mouth; can you? 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
2325 I told you this place was beneath us. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2326 What do I want for Christmas? Oh, a scarf would be nice. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2327 If I were you, I wouldn't stick my neck out. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2328 Don't tell me you want to neck after dinner. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2329 ...and then I did a gap year where I backpacked across Pangaea. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2330 I don’t think they serve tree stars here, and no kid’s menu for Little Foot 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2331 I see you've finally figured out where to wear the tie. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2332 I thought this kind of relationship was extinct before I fell neck deep in love with you 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2333 I think I dropped my napkin under the table. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2334 dinosaur kale?! what animals! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2335 Sorry I'm late... Fred Flinstone had me drive him home from The Water Buffalo Lodge again. 1.1711 0.04734 76 66 8 2
2336 The portions look so small. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2337 It’s gonna be hard to go down on you later 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2338 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2339 How do I pretend I'm eating it?" 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2340 I only dated T..Rex once. Once I found out he was in asteroid denial, I said bye bye big guy. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2341 I'm not crazy about finger food 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2342 I know the food is meh. I picked it for the ceiling height. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2343 True ambiance is extinct... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2344 Stanley, you’re such a dinosaur. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2345 Is that only your neck? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2346 At Oxford we always dined at the high table. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2347 Let’s just wait for our food to go down 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2348 I’m thinking of getting the soup. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2349 I think maybe just the salad. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2350 I hear this place has a good gastrolith service 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2351 My spanx are killing me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2352 the app said you were taller 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2353 It’s kind of a long story, Greg… 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2354 I hope our waiter is dumb. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2355 Of course, I’d love to see you again, but, uh . . . I’m going extinct next week. Yeahhh . . . 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2356 It's delicious, but I was grazing all day. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2357 The hard part of these new plant based restaurants is reaching the plate 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2358 Extinction? Let's just call the whole thing off. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2359 We seem to have outgrown whatever we were fittest for! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2360 Don't assume necking is on the table. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2361 I never know where to put the tie 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2362 Now there's a million dollar idea- neck warmers for the long necked! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2363 Will you ask the waiter to turn down the a/c? It’s blowing directly on me. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2364 The giraffes over there keep blocking my view. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2365 Just don’t look up! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2366 I forgot my readers again. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2367 It could be worse. At least there are no ceiling fans. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2368 Let's change things up tonight and order the low-hanging fruit. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2369 Sometimes I feel so old fashioned! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2370 Size matters. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2371 How do we eat with these short arms?? 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2372 that’s the last time I’ll stick my neck out for you 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
2373 I’m sure they will work it all out in the end; you know, they can’t continue to wage wars forever. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
2374 Ahem. My eyes are up here. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2375 Mammal Intelligence gives us great stuff, but is it moving too fast?" 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2376 It’s not you, it’s me… and also that asteroid. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2377 I feel like I’ve known you for a million years. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2378 This is very nice Oscar, but I still can’t shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2379 Hon, I’m not sure. But, DINO might mean Democrat In Name Only. Don’t be so sensitive. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
2380 Milton, be discreet. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2381 All that time posing for Modigliani really paid off! 1.1692 0.06419 65 58 3 4
2382 Where would you put your earrings? 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2383 I may be sticking my neck out here,but if they want to get the brontosaurus crowd they larger portions! 1.1692 0.05174 65 57 6 2
2384 First Date. No Phones. Sheer Terror. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2385 Did the waiter say meatier or meteor? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
2386 So, let me get this straight. We have to have a prenup, because we’re prehistoric? 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
2387 How Romantic. We should do this more often.Wanna neck? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
2388 I think I'm going to need a larger napkin. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2389 I wanted to look like Jackie-O tonight but per usual - my pearls always get overlooked. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2390 I deep throat. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
2391 It’s about time we went out. Carpe diem, I always say. You never know what the future holds. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2392 I booked this reservation in the Cretaceous period 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
2393 I’d really appreciate it if you’d give your doomsday astroid fear a rest tonight. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2394 Tell me again how you like to eat spaghett. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2395 Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2396 I love your shoes 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2397 I'm sure it's lovely. If only I had opposable thumbs... 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2398 Do we have time for dessert? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2399 Think we should ask for a three hour break to let those starters go down. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2400 I'm on a new diet. If you can't reach it, you can't eat it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2401 Just pretend we can reach it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2402 Who knew we'd come back a million years after the last human left? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2403 Just ask for straws, dear. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2404 It was good, but the portions are a bit small. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2405 Larger forks? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2406 I should probably let you know upfront, I never neck on the first date. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2407 table for 2 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2408 I think I'll start with the long necked clams. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2409 I told them we wanted a high top table. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2410 As economists, we are surely familiar with the trickle-down theory. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2411 I just think chicken wings was an interesting choice, for a lot of reasons. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2412 After that rich meal we really should roam the earth for at least ninety minutes. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2413 Remember when we used to neck? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2414 I hear the restaurant’s overhead is exorbitant 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2415 My fortune cookie says “ you will become fuel for internal combustion engines”…what does yours say? 1.1690 0.04479 71 61 9 1
2416 Why do you think they couldn’t get me a straw? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
2417 Honey, you're not supposed to eat the table decorations 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2418 …I meant, a watch is a thoughtful anniversary gift, Ed, but how will I ever see it? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2419 I like that you always make eye contact. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2420 For the record, I did request a high top when I made the reservation. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2421 It’s been a long week, Herb 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
2422 I love how we've evolved so we can actually hear each other in a Manhattan restaurant. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2423 Can you explain one more time why we should support fossil fuel taxes? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2424 You’re still hungry because the food hasn’t reached your stomach yet. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2425 Since we can't both eat at the same time, I'll go first. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2426 Does this dress make my neck look short? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2427 Probably more appropriate with turtle necks. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2428 How can we gracefully eat this meal? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2429 I dunno if my stomach is upset, nothing's got there yet! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
2430 The waitstaff seems to have gone extinct. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2431 So this is your new invention? The "restaurant"? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2432 I miss outdoor dining. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2433 Did you confirm with them that we wanted a high top? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2434 Let's go. Service is so slow we'll be extinct by the time we get our dinners. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2435 Did the waiter go extinct or something? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2436 You still think you're funny ordering littleneck clams? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
2437 Imagine a world where carnivores rule? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2438 I told you we should order highballs. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2439 Remember the Mesozoic Era? I loved it when we ruled the Earth. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2440 I'm not a big fan of this small plate fad 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2441 Oh just something light for my, my lunch just reached my stomach 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
2442 I’m going to order the spaghetti. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
2443 I can’t believe you are leaving me for a carnivore. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2444 So we finally made it in high society… 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2445 A steak house? Really? 1.1687 0.03763 83 70 13 0
2446 What's taking so long? We'll be extinct by the time our food gets here. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2447 Now this is haute cuisine. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2448 We should head out soon. My weather app said there's a 90% chance of asteroid. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2449 ' I think I am choking on a fish bone' 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2450 Did you hear there’s a meteor shower tonight? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2451 Where is our food? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2452 I'm fine, I'm fine. It just went down the wrong pipe." 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2453 I'm looking for a partner that won't settle for the low hanging fruit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2454 I so happy we've been able to keep our heads above this mess. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2455 Dear, it all just seems so slightly out of reach, doesn’t it? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2456 I'm glad this worked out last minute as well. I just wish they were more clear on what "squeezing us in" really meant. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2457 I want to take things slow, not move at a breakneck pace. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2458 A bit short on the legroom don’t you think? 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2459 Im not that hungry, so I’ll just have 26,000 salads. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2460 I'm suprised they had seating for us. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2461 I thought they served tall leafy trees. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2462 We should have taken that high-top table the maitre d' suggested. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2463 dutch treat my ass 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2464 Perhaps we should request a triple HighTop table? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2465 Does my neck look old? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2466 YOU ask for a straw 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2467 We’ve eaten plants our entire life. Let’s try a steak. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2468 Honey, you think in the long run we'd be able to eat entire dino-baguettes whole? (IDK I'm running out of things to put) 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2469 You'll have to move your chair to the back to eat. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2470 No problem...the chef's salad is served on a drone. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2471 You know, they say if we eat right we will live longer, but I have feeling we are going die at the same time, so I say lets eat what we want while we can. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2472 And you accuse me of being high-maintenance? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2473 Enjoy, we’ll be extinct soon. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2474 Fine dining is all well and good, but have you figured out exactly how we are going to bring the forks up to our mouths? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2475 I thought you reserved a high-top table... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2476 That's a Tall Order 1.1667 0.04623 78 68 8 2
2477 I'm not criticizing. It's good that you chose a restaurant with a high ceiling. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2478 Frankly,it sticks in my craw 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2479 You don’t usually don’t have the best of luck with off the rack clothing. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2480 Back in the Jurassic you could count the herbivore fine dining options on one manus. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2481 Why would we need lobster bibs? We're vegetarians. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2482 I didn't realise this was a low level restaurant 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2483 I hear the plant-free burger is to die for! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2484 I’ve always been an other to myself. How’s about you? 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2485 NOW do you believe our arms are too short? 1.1667 0.05934 72 64 4 4
2486 I feels like a millions years since we really talked. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2487 Eating all this vegetation is going to turn us into one big blob of gas someday." 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2488 I'm over the moon that you stuck your neck out to get this reservation. I thought you had your head in the clouds again dear. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2489 No Gary, I don’t want to watch the meteor shower tonight. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2490 I'm one dino-mite gal 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2491 Can we forget vegan for just one meal? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
2492 It's great to meet another gastrosaurus. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2493 It's nice,but I think we have come to the wrong place. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2494 I just finished reading Nora Ephron's book "I Feel Bad About My Neck". SHE feels bad! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
2495 The service here is so slow; they must be shorthanded too. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2496 For women of my era, asking a man to dinner is really sticking your neck out. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2497 Do you think I'm above it all? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2498 It’s definitely your turn to ask the waiter to toss our food up, hon. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2499 I distinctly requested a high-top" 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2500 Of course I appreciate the high ceilings, but a few more vegetarian options would be nice. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2501 The bourguignon was out of this world. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2502 Can you please read me the menu? I forgot my reading glasses and it’s a bit high up here. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2503 Can you see the menu? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2504 Any chance that Wilt will be our server? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2505 My feeling is that this could be one of those times when we'd do better by not sticking our necks out. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2506 Not to spoil the evening, but my sister heard a rumor about a giant asteroid." 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2507 You've got a lot of cheek. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2508 We're going to need REALLY long forks 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
2509 I really prefer the long neck clams. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2510 The forks are too short. 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2511 Is this what's meant by conspicuous consumption? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2512 I can't hide it anymore, I'm an omnivore 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2513 You’re going to order the little necks again, aren’t you? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2514 Gus, I’m beginning to second guess our choice to sit lakeside at Loch Ness. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2515 I need someone with high aspirations,not just a guy with his head in the clouds. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2516 Finally, after all these years, some quality FaceTime.” 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2517 Have we become dinosaurs, Brian? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2518 Next time, I think we should think twice about ordering finger food. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2519 It's nice to finally have an evening away from the jungle. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2520 I'm sick of salad. Let's get burgers. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2521 But I’m not a vegetarian. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
2522 He said he’ll be back with a ladder 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2523 This dinner date was long overdue 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2524 What happened to that Darwin guy's theories? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2525 Can't reach the food 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2526 I know we’re herbivores but Yelp says the steak tartare here is to die for! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
2527 They didn’t leave much room for God, did they? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
2528 These chairs could use a cushion. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2529 Would you like to dance, neck to neck? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2530 I’ve always loved the atmosphere in here 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2531 I’m not trying to be funny but I believe that my love for you is extinct Henry, I’m sorry I can’t stay for dessert. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
2532 I can’t believe we finally scored a table here. I guess every asteroid has a silver lining 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
2533 So much for high society... 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2534 Look at us, who would’ve thought 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
2535 I didn’t realize it’s custom to eat with your hands. This may be a problem. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
2536 A spoon full of sugar won't make much of a difference 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2537 Why do you always choose Japanese places? You know I’m awful with chopsticks! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2538 Again, no utensils! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2539 We need to ask for really long forks. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2540 I'm glad we're celebrating even though the news is so difficult to swallow 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2541 We really will need some longer utensils. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2542 I liked it better when we were on a paleo diet. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2543 was a good thought 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2544 This is the ultimate in high end dining. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2545 Wait, I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, Ralph; I thought you said you were a veterinarian! 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2546 Finding a restaurant with high ceilings is tough these days! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2547 Crap! They are out of straws 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2548 Are you at least six foot? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2549 Eggplant Parmesan again, you’re acting like a fossil. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2550 I told you we should sit at the bar. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2551 I wonder what we have in common? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2552 The meal is fine. I'm just saying I would’ve chosen a table in the garden. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2553 I'm afraid that despite your best efforts, we just don't see eye to eye. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2554 Ugh! I forgot my distance glasses. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2555 I don’t know how to tell you this…but I think our marriage has gone extinct, so to speak 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2556 what's for dinner? I need my glasses. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2557 How do they expect us to eat without silverware? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2558 Honey, can we go home. My neck hurts. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2559 Maybe try throwing it in my mouth. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
2560 You’re shorter than you looked online 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2561 Maybe we should teach this cartoonist about our proper dimensions? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2562 I feel a bit lightheaded..... 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2563 I was thinking of leafy greens. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2564 That's a stretch! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2565 We better order a tall glass of water. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2566 Don't turn around, but that pesky Ostrich family just got seated behind us! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2567 No wonder our ancestors became extinct. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2568 I really thought a meet your match website was a long shot. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2569 Do you think we're stretching it a bit with this fancy dinner? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2570 If the service doesn't speed up, we can forget about finding a good seat at the comet-viewing party later. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2571 I would drink you under the table. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2572 Fake it 'til you make it" has its limits 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2573 I wish I could see over the edge 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2574 They say it can take 20 minutes after eating before you feel full. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2575 Did you ever think it would come to this? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2576 I'm sorry Dear, but I'm not able to give this restaurant my full-throated endorsement" 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2577 We should have asked for straws with our cocktails 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2578 We should have gotten a Bar Top Table. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2579 I hope they got straws. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2580 The portions are smaller than I remembered. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2581 I told you not to trust the Velociraptors when they recommended a restaurant. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2582 It's nice to meet someone so down to earth 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2583 We should talk. It’s been long enough. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2584 Did you see the news today? It feels like end times are coming. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2585 May we try something other than salad tonight, Robert? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
2586 Harold, we can’t neck here. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2587 25 years of marriage, and we still see things eye to eye 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
2588 It’s nice to finally meet someone I can see eye to eye with! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
2589 Everyone at the office keeps saying this can’t last forever” 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2590 I can’t help but think what the evolution of clothing says about the origin of our species 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2591 Since I can't see my plate, you'll have to tell me what you ordered for me 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2592 No necking on the first date. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2593 Harry, I told you we should have asked for a corner table so we wouldn't be seen. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2594 For once, darling, do not ask the waiter if they serve little necks. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2595 Did you hear Fred got dug up yesterday? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2596 I'm getting really tired of those "necking" jokes. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2597 Yes you did eat the bread. Its on it's way down. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2598 The service here is slower than usual. Feels like we haven’t seen our waiter in 65 million years. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2599 I’m glad we see eye to eye on this extinction nonsense. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2600 I can't explain it. But, I don't see a future for us. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
2601 Just a small green tree for me, dressing on the side. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2602 I think we're going to need longer forks. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2603 How long do you think it takes for leaves to digest? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2604 honey, don't you think it's about time we hire someone to mow the lawn for us? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2605 From down there, it looks like more food. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2606 No, I don't have a Tyrannosaurus ex. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2607 Now that’s a reach, Susan 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
2608 Let’s skip the long talk 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2609 Finally a place to keep low profile 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2610 have you ever been with a giraffe? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
2611 We should have booked a high top. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
2612 Do you think they have very long chopsticks? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
2613 The centerpiece looks delicious. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2614 How about an order of Little Necks? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
2615 I'm going to need to stop by the forest on the way home. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
2616 Why are sitting at the kid's table? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
2617 I thought it said a 'tree' course menu for two. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2618 'Did you notice we're the only ones here dressed appropriately for fine dining? Sometimes it feels like we're a dying breed.' 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
2619 Do you have a feeling that people are staring at us? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
2620 I suggest no ice. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
2621 Despite appearances, I don’t neck on the first date. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2622 We can eat here, but it will be a stretch. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2623 When I told them to put us near the balcony, I don't think that they truly grasped why! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2624 Don't tell that joke about eating like a bird. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2625 It’s hard to find someone who’s size compatible. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2626 They’re charging this much for vegetables? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2627 Im going have a double order of lizards, turtles, and eggs. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2628 I simply refuse to use the new name. Once a Brontosaurus, always a Brontosaurus! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2629 Do you think it's gauche to ask for straws? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2630 You lied about your age on Tinder, didn't you? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2631 Finally, someone else who's head and shoulders above the rest. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2632 We should have done this eons ago. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2633 Tonight I feel like being a little carnivorous. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2634 Well, I don't know if it's the Permian–Triassic Extinction Event or what, but it sure was easy to get a reservation for tonight. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2635 the least they could do was bring a higher table for us 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2636 It looks like you lied about your height on Tinder 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2637 The brachiosaurus must alternate sipping their cocktails while on a date, as simultaneous neck flexion results in severe head trauma. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2638 Honey, I’m getting really tired of these lengthy conversations. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2639 I confess. I really want the ribeye. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2640 You go down and I'll throw up. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2641 Why did you just assume I would like a vegetarian place? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2642 Just don't short-arm it on the check! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2643 This is nice, but I still could go for a pine tree 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2644 Good thing we're watching our waistlines! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2645 When we're bigger we won't have to sit at the children's table. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2646 Don’t make it obvious, but did I get sauce on my dress? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2647 do you neck on the first date? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
2648 It's at times like this that I wish my arms were longer. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2649 They’re a little short-handed here these days 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2650 Let's not get the spaghetti. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2651 You said, "you enjoy necking". 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2652 I think we need a dumbwaiter. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2653 I just don't think we're on the same level. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2654 This restaurant is beneath us. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2655 No Harold. You’re still paying for the drink even though I can’t reach it. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
2656 The food here is great but I just don’t like the atmosphere. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
2657 I told you they'll make us use "fourchette" in this french restaurant !! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2658 We are so in love that I think future archeologists won't be able to distinguish us from each other. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2659 I swear I requested a high top when I made the reservation 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
2660 The service here is horrendously low here! 1.1622 0.04314 74 64 9 1
2661 Skydiving?? That little stunt you pulled at Loch Ness didn‘t get you publicity enough? 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2662 I'm glad it's vegan, but we should go to buffets. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2663 You just ordered spaghetti because you like to see everyone staring. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2664 Okay, but if that waiter mentions the little neck clams special one more time,,,, I’m outta here! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2665 Actually, I think we fit right in. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2666 I heard that Gertie has a permanent position at EPCOT. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2667 I'm sure there's a nice tree outside we can put these leftovers on 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2668 Yes, I had a nice time. Give me a call the next time you’re in my neck of the woods. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
2669 I don’t think we see eye to eye any longer. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2670 Of course I still love you. Who else would help me with this necklace? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2671 I'm so glad they didn't seat us under that ceiling fan again. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2672 I've been longing to see you for a long time. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2673 I hate when our kids call us dinosaurs just because we like a romantic dinner on our anniversary. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2674 At least we don't have tiny arms like a T-Rex. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2675 The long-neck clams sound good. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2676 This is why I don't like French restaurants. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2677 I have an idea. How about we share life stories between swallows? 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
2678 If we're not extinct, why is the waiter ignoring us? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2679 Do you think they have any vegan options? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2680 Well it certainly didn't taste like a waiter! 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2681 Although it's our first date, I'm going to stick my neck out and tell you I think we are incredible compatible. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2682 Why don’t you ever wear the turtleneck that I gave you? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2683 I’m told the eels are fabulous here. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2684 Yes, the seats are small, but it's nice that they don't allow diners to wear baseball caps. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2685 Stanley, the cold blooded truth is, my heart is so far away that I don’t know if my feelings for you have stayed true. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2686 Have you heard of Yoko Ono? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
2687 With how slow the service is, we’re going to miss the meteor shower. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2688 A steak house? Are you kidding me? You know we’re herbivores. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2689 We just don’t see eye to eye on this one. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
2690 I just don’t think we have a future. It all just seems, cold and dark. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2691 With this service, we'll be extinct before we see the main course. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
2692 I really had to stick my neck out to score this reservation. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2693 They say the food is great here--if we can just get past the cutlery and finger bowl problems. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2694 I hear their vegetarian menu rivals no other. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2695 I don't date carnivores. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2696 Every time we eat here, they put a pea on the chair 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2697 Yes, you look wonderful, too, but... 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2698 I just need to focus on brachiosaur-me, Dan. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2699 Be honest. Don't you really envy your friends who are dating mammals? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2700 Life is short. Let's order the Baked Alaska. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2701 I have a bad feeling about this. We're the only customers again. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2702 We should have sat at the high top. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2703 I thought this restaurant was vegan 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2704 I'm not sure but I think those kids at the next table making hand puppet gestures are mocking us... 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
2705 Honey, I can’t keep up the charade anymore. I haven’t been vegetarian for years 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2706 But you spoke so very highly of this restaurant.” “I speak very highly of everything 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
2707 Do you think anyone's looking at us? 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
2708 Every time we eat here, I get a kink in my neck. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2709 Of course it’s ok for you to date a giraffe!” 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2710 There’s something about this European furniture that doesn’t fully convince me 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
2711 Ever get the feeling that time has passed us by? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
2712 Why is it that chairs never have decent neck support? 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2713 All my tops have a plunging neckline. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2714 It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
2715 I now see the value of old-fashioned treetops... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2716 I'm OK...it just when down the wrong pipe. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2717 People may be staring at us, but it's better than when they hate us at the movie theater. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2718 We’re they mocking us when they said “ Neckwear required”? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2719 Well the atmosphere is nice. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2720 I should have asked for a higher table. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2721 Jonathan, If I am lying to you, may a meteor strike me down! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2722 This dating service seemed to match us in so many ways. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2723 I thought it was supposed to be noses ... 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2724 Henry, I’m beginning to resent these boring nightly meals. I think extinction is far more interesting than being a dine-o-saur, don't you? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2725 I'm not sure we've evolved enough to be this refined. 1.1605 0.03709 81 69 12 0
2726 Are you vegetarian? I can't tell from here. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2727 Darren, I feel like our time together is ending 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2728 ‘I guess that’s why they call it the roaring twenties’ 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2729 I wish I was taller. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2730 The waiter should be back before we're extinct. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2731 I told you we should have taken that high top. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2732 When it comes to romance, I suppose you could say I’m a little old fashioned. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2733 One review said sizeable portions by far. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2734 I'm pregnant 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2735 I don't know why they keep serving us finger food! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2736 The flattering neckline makes the neck look longer. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2737 I hope they have long straws. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2738 I always leave these tapas bars feeling a little hungry. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2739 It’s taken us a while to see eye to eye. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2740 These sit-down dinners are so awkward. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2741 you didn't comment on my new necklace once all evening! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2742 What do you mean you're above eating meat? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2743 That global warming thing worked out pretty good for us. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2744 When you order for me,make sure to ask for the dressing on the side. You always forget that. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2745 Just a wetland for tonight, I think. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2746 With these disguises nobody suspects a thing! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2747 Why don't you stick your neck out and try something other than the plants! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2748 I guess they're short staffed in here. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2749 The ambience alone is worth it. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
2750 Frankly, Tom, I just don't see much of a future with you. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2751 I prefer a beer. A long-neck. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2752 I love high tea 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2753 I miss the land before ties 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2754 Are you still an herbivore? Or have you gone back to Omni? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
2755 Did you bring my turtleneck? It’s chilly in here. #NotFunny 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
2756 Long story short, don’t order the sweetbread. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
2757 Maybe we should move to a substantial larger table. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2758 Amuse-Bouche"? Frankly I'm not amused. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2759 Will you please stop staring at that Giraffe, shes not interested in an old Dinosaur like you 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2760 I left my readers at home, so you'll have to read the menu to me. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2761 I’m sorry, we just don’t seem to see eye-to-eye any longer 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2762 Do you mind if we skip dessert? I’m still swallowing dinner.” 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2763 The dining experience is elevated. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2764 I'll have the thousand pound salad. I'm watchng my weight. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2765 Before we get too serious, there's something about me you should know. I lack opposable thumbs. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2766 Funny you don’t look brontosaurish 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2767 Is that the Johnsons? I thought they went extinct. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2768 My mother was a giraffe and my father a turtle. And you? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2769 Let's wait until we see the silverware. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2770 I see why your students call you Mr. Bronto-snore-us. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
2771 Okay, so we’re over 65 and don’t have ApplePay. The waiter doesn’t have to treat us like dinosaurs. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2772 I'm just wondering what sort of a future we would have . 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2773 This cutlery requires thumbs. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2774 This place is so nice. I bet they frown upon not using utensils. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2775 The diet special. If I can't reach it, I can't eat it. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2776 Why is the food always cold? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2777 I think we should wait until after dinner to start necking. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2778 Call me what you will, but I just can't keep up with the latest culinary trends. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2779 Are your arms too short also? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2780 The service here is terrible. By the time the fig tree gets here, we'll be extinct. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2781 We didn’t get any of this pomp and circumstance at our extinction event. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2782 At this rate, we won't get the entrees until the Paleogene Period! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2783 Can you believe that they got our name wrong again? Dinosaurs! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2784 I have heard that the leaf salad is quiet good. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2785 Our ancestors weren't afraid to stick their necks out to get the best chow, and look at us today. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2786 I heard thier smoked Eucalyptus is quite a hit 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
2787 Did you hear what he ordered? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2788 By the time our food gets here we’ll be extinct 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2789 I love that we see eye to eye 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
2790 Nobody ever said adaptation would be easy. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
2791 Hi, don't mind my nervousness...it's been a while since I've been on a date. 60 million years, to be exact. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
2792 I'm so happy we decided to go with the short tie and small necklace 1.1591 0.05082 88 78 6 4
2793 Do you think we could get a straw? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2794 Why the long face...and neck" 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2795 Sorry to ask, but can you scratch the back of my neck again? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
2796 I'm having the vegetarian menu. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
2797 Is it getting hot in here? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
2798 I wish we weren't extinct. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2799 Did you hear a word the waiter said? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2800 We'd be extinct if it weren't for outdoor dining." 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
2801 He insisted the plate elevator would be here in just a minute... 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2802 I'm up here, Alan. Eyes up here! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
2803 I love what they do with the fall leaves, but where is everyone? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
2804 Wait... our marriage has survived 2 ice ages, a mass extinction, 2 world wars, and global warming. NOW you tell you're gay? 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
2805 Is it just me or do the portion sizes seem a little small? 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2806 That's weird, I too feel like I'm storing up energy for tomorrow whenever I order leafy greens. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2807 The high top tables were not available 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
2808 What’s Lady and the Tramp? 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
2809 I can't see. Did our food come yet? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2810 Seems like I have to hold the menu farther and farther away every year. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2811 It’s so hard to find a good place when you’re vegan. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2812 How will we reach our mouths after he brings the forks? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2813 Actually, it's Vanessa with a V, but all my friends call me Nessie. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
2814 It's been forever since we last went out for dinner. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2815 My last online date was a no-neck wrestler with cauliflower ears. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2816 knew if I wore a turtleneck people wouldn’t stare! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2817 Next time, tell them we want a booth. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2818 Oh Harold, I forgot my reading glasses again 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2819 Let's go home. My throat is sratchy. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2820 Are we too big, or are humans too small? 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
2821 Next time maybe a nice long walk among the trees would be nice. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2822 'let's go Brach to my place' 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2823 Remind me, are we herbivores or carnivores. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
2824 Sorry, I'm not comfortable eating eggs. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2825 I just think your tie should be up here 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2826 Don’t look now but that guy over there is rubbernecking us. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2827 Yes, it’s all good until the giant meteor hits. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2828 How much longer do we have...? Time for dessert and a movie? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2829 You’re not going to be stiff-necked about the gratuity are you? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2830 What is your preference to societal norms? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2831 We haven’t been to this place in a while, and now everyone here looks so young. I feel old. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
2832 I chose this place for the ceiling height. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
2833 Did you fart? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2834 Just once, I'd like a good steak. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2835 I realize it's our first date, but how about a little necking later on." 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2836 No necking tonight! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2837 ...Oh, I think that last bite may have gone down the wrong way. I'll know for sure by tomorrow. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2838 Baby, are you okey about your neck? The massage it was terribly painful! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2839 It really is about the little things in life 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2840 The atmosphere at this place is top notch 1.1579 0.04211 76 66 9 1
2841 It’s been a looong time since I met anyone as compatible as you, what breath of fresh air. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2842 I just don’t think this is going to last. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2843 I hate finger food 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2844 finally someone at my level 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
2845 The food was good but I'm not sure about the atmosphere. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
2846 It’s so nice dating someone who is on my level. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2847 I dropped my napkin! 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2848 Yes, let's order a tall cool one. Make it double tall. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2849 I really would have preferred a high top table! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
2850 Honey, this dinner is nice and all, but I’m worried we’re going to miss the meteor shower. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2851 You do? I’ve always found those trees to have a decidedly bitter taste. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2852 I certainly hope they don’t serve soup with this meal. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2853 You really look handsome in that suit you got from Barney's. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2854 Yes, an opposable thumb would make this dining experience more pleasurable. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2855 You checked to make sure they have some herbivore menu options before making the reservation, right? 1.1571 0.05980 70 63 3 4
2856 But I'm head over heels for you 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
2857 Yes, I know we are gonna go extinct, but I still need a firm commitment. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
2858 Are you sure you're 10'4"? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2859 Do you think this necklace makes mu neck look too short? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2860 I see why they thought to set us up. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
2861 We should have made reservations for a high top. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2862 We didn't think this through ... 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2863 This air conditioner will bring us to extinction. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
2864 I patented a ten foot drinking straw, but the shipping costs put me out of business. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2865 You should be very careful here….. don’t stick your neck out. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2866 In this restaurant they seem to expect a little bit to go a long way. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
2867 I just assumed you knew I was vegan. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2868 These straws suck! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
2869 Unless we're both willing to bend a little, I'm afraid this will never work. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
2870 I hoping I’m not sticking my neck out too far on our first date, but I think we’ve got a real future. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
2871 Did you catch any of the specials? The waiter was practically whispering from down there. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
2872 I thought it was nice of them to offer the salads on the house 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2873 Our guidebook says they also have retro cuisine options like fern, horsetail, and club moss. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2874 They're out of Little Neck clams. Maybe we should go. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2875 Let’s share a tree. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2876 Ralph, I've fallen in love with a Triceratops at work. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2877 Would it kill you to try an Impossible Burger? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2878 Do you feel a draft? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2879 When he gets back remember to ask for some straws. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
2880 Let's split the mile high club. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2881 I think I’ve got something stuck in my throat.. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2882 Did you bring the straws? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2883 Do you love the colour of the sky? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2884 We should reserved a table on the second floor. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2885 And then he tried to scare me with a story about an asteroid. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2886 You Cretaceous son of a gun. You know I’m on a plant-based diet! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2887 I like old fashioned Jurassic fare with my cabernet. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
2888 After dinner let’s go down to the lagoon and watch the meteor shower 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2889 Honey, I'm sure it would have been delicious. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2890 How are we going to get this food in our mouths? 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2891 No sex on the first date, but a little necking would be OK. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2892 Tell them the name is Loch, visiting from Ness. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
2893 Don’t you think all waiters look like monkeys nowadays? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
2894 Do you think we’ll be judged if we ask for straws? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
2895 No, Stephen it’s not “herbivore” anymore. The kids are calling it “vegan” these days, you’ll see. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
2896 Haute cuisine 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2897 Next time let's go to a place that has Jurassic cuisine. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2898 I am over the small plate trend! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2899 You're not the brontosaurus I married anymore. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2900 This is lovely, but I would have preferred long-stemmed roses. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2901 Just hand it up to me. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2902 Let's neck, Elmer 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2903 By the time the food gets to my stomach, I’m not hungry anymore ! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
2904 That’s the long and short of it. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
2905 This isn't going to work for me. I only date males taller than 32 meters. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2906 Again with the big salad? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2907 I’m not just ready to say it back yet, Dimitri. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2908 You expect me to swallow those words 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2909 What terrible service. Seems like we've been waiting 150 million years for our entrees. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2910 please ask the waiter for a taller table 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2911 Have you heard about the asteroid? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2912 I just asked for an easy dinner. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2913 I dropped my forklift. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2914 It is so nice to meet somebody who I can see eye to eye. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2915 Sorry. I didn’t know about their no straw policy. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2916 Do you think if our ancestors ate meat we’d have shorter necks and longer legs? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2917 Listen, Bran. Thanks for the stunning dress; I guess it does match my eyes. But why a steakhouse? We’re vegetarians! And the table is pretty effin’ low for my mouth! Let’s get out of here and watch the T-Rex down the street eat some of those humans 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2918 We are big. It's the tables that got small. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
2919 No, no, I’m not judging you. I’m just surprised you still wear fur. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2920 Honey, I don't think the waiter was supposed to be an appetizer. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2921 I looked shorter in the picture 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2922 WE NEED DINOSAUPOONS 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2923 Broccolini is longer than normal broccoli, I promise. 1.1558 0.04161 77 67 9 1
2924 Did I hear right that the special is spaghetti and meteor balls? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2925 The food is nice, but the atmosphere is a bit thin. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2926 Too bad they didn’t have any high tops. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2927 I’ll have what she’s having 1.1558 0.04161 77 67 9 1
2928 I’m so lucky I ended up with someone who sees everything eye-to-eye with me 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
2929 You have to hand it to Match.com. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2930 After a whole year together you still hadn’t realized that I was a vegetarian? 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2931 Well, at least we see eye to eye on everything..... 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
2932 I'm not one to complain but what's with the attitude when I asked about vegan options? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
2933 Let's bend down just a bit and make a heart. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
2934 I think we should have sat at the bar. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
2935 I worry the stress of parenting is going to kill me. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
2936 Not that you'd notice but the palm top salad make me a little gassy." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
2937 Nest time we definitely have to request a high top. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
2938 Would you mind if we left early? I have a little tickle in my throat. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
2939 If we have to wait any longer, we'll go extinct. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
2940 Ever get the feeling that time is passing us by? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
2941 Want to do some necking after dinner my love. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2942 It’s been ages since we’ve been on a date. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2943 I prefer al fresco. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2944 I don’t like necking on the first date. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2945 Do you think it odd we got seated so quickly at Chez Tyrannasaur? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
2946 Didn't you check their vegetarian options first? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2947 Want to do a little necking later? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2948 It's fancy but the portions look so small 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2949 High level discussion 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2950 I don't know if the food's good, but the forks are long. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2951 One star; dinner took longer to arrive than to swallow. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
2952 Sometimes I just wonder what my life would be like if it *hadn’t* found a way, you know? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2953 Finish your salad darling, we’re going to be late for the meteor shower.” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2954 Do you want to neck after dinner? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2955 In addition to two menus, we’ll need thesaurus. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2956 Do I want another drink? I'll know in 15 minutes. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2957 Does this necklace match my eyes? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2958 It’s nice to have a dinner without the kids and nuggets shaped like us. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2959 Sock puppets offend me. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2960 The reviews said it attracts a stuck up clientele 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2961 Looks like you couldn’t find a turtleneck to wear either? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2962 These tables are two short 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2963 It's offensive offering us the crème brûlée 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2964 I think we should drink more water. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
2965 I'll stick my neck out for you if you'll stick yours out for me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2966 I swear that waiter stuck his nose up at us. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2967 I ordered the leafy green salad as well 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
2968 You wanna neck a little before dessert? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
2969 You need to make sure you hydrate in this altitude 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
2970 Did you bring straws? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2971 They Shoot Horses Don't They 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2972 Don't look now, but there's a group of Ankl— Anky— Anklyo— the spiky ones with the fuckin' club-tail thing, whatever they're called. And the women are all dressed like whores. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2973 Maybe after dinner we can go back to your loch where nobody can find us. 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
2974 I do miss the plastic straws. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2975 I’m obsessed with their little necks. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2976 I’m beginning to question a night of fine dining over our local all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2977 What do you mean you 'used to be' a vegetarian? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2978 Forget dinner--let's get on with the necking! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2979 Evolution certainly did us no favors in the fine dining arena. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2980 Why can't all reptiles be civilized? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
2981 This place used to be so much better... 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2982 This ban on straws is a real pain. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
2983 You know we’re both herbivores right? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
2984 We've waited an hour for the main course, our server may have gone extinct. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2985 I’ve been waiting a long time for this dinner. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
2986 Nouvcelle Cuisine is tasty but it is not very filling. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2987 You're the one who wanted to play house. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2988 No, I don't believe that they would be horrified if you ordered the New York Strip.Surprised,yes.Horrified no. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
2989 I don’t think anything you ordered could be considered a choking hazard. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2990 That couple in the corner ... think we can reach their table? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2991 I can't with these bougie restaurants. The prices go up and the portions keep going down. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2992 You said on your profile that you only dated other herbivores...I have a confession to make. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2993 This place was recommended by the giraffes. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
2994 Don't think that just because you took me to dinner, we'll be necking later. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
2995 Do you see our server? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
2996 Why is the wait staff suddenly treating us like we don't exist? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
2997 so glad we can see over the centerpiece. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
2998 That suit makes your ass look fat. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
2999 And they blame an asteroid for our extinction? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3000 I can't believe they sat us at the kids' table! We look ridiculous. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
3001 If truth be told, I'm tired of being a vegetarian. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3002 The one clear benefit of paleo is focusing on more whole foods while eliminating processed junk. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3003 Let's face it, this food is way beneath us. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3004 You were right: we should have taken the hi-top. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3005 Why don’t we split the kill? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3006 The steamed oak tree with acorn dressing sounds delicious! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3007 Before I met you, I think I looked down at the reptiles who invited me out. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
3008 Trust me, this looks much better than your turtleneck did. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3009 Why all this talk about the end of the world 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3010 So: Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3011 Why do I always get a funny look for ordering something vegan? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3012 I sure hope the veggies we ordered tastes better than anything we find on our own. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3013 We should’ve sat at a high-top 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3014 The atmosphere in here is so stuffy. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3015 So nice to read a menu without bifocals. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3016 Finally, a conversationalist on my level. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3017 Just a salad?! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
3018 Not sure this beats grazing on the Highline, Alan 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3019 I'm so glad you listened to Ryan Gosling about being better than the Gap. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3020 „Seeing eye to eye” 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
3021 I asked for a spring mix, and they brought me a fall mix. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3022 I can’t believe you were able to get into ‘HRB-BV-VR’. Reservations usually take an ice age. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
3023 Really wish they had straws… 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3024 Nobody’s ‘staring.’ They’re just curious. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3025 I guess we’ll have the onion ring tower again? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3026 I’ve been coming here for millennia 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3027 It's a long story. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3028 You would think they would at least provide straws for us. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3029 They won’t bring the check until you get their attention. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3030 *this is the longest date I’ve ever been on* 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3031 Let’s order Jurassic Pork. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3032 I'm beginning to have regrets that asteroid missed earth. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3033 This place is popular among the stegosauruses. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3034 What'ya say we make tracks to my place? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3035 You're sure this place is vegan? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3036 It's when you look up to me that I know we have something going! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3037 Please don’t embarrass me by asking for a straw again! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3038 Do I have fern in my teeth? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3039 The service was quick. You would've thought a meteor was coming to blow us all away. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3040 Okay, me first, I'm a vegan and I don't neck on the first date." 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3041 What do you say we watch the meteor shower after this? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3042 You’d think they would have longer straws. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3043 It’s amazing how after all these years, we still long for each other 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3044 All they have is fish. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3045 Is there no ceiling to the number of times we dine alfresco?” 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3046 It's lovely to have dinner with a dinner-saur like you! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3047 Couldn't we have gotten a high top? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3048 How's the weather? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3049 This probably no surprise, but I am seeing someone else. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3050 I'm going to stick my neck out and and try the calamari. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3051 Short ribs? I thought you were vegan! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3052 My hands don't reach to my mouth. And I don't have hands. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3053 I've been meaning to ask if you can do the Heimlich maneuver. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3054 Now that we're here, what and how are we supposed to eat? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3055 I would have worn a turtleneck, but they are frightfully expensive. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3056 I enjoy a sit-down dinner and good conversation, but I guess that means I'm a dinosaur. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3057 for a specialty restaurant, nothing about their service was 'Bronto' 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3058 Apparently Marilyn and Dan are piqued that they weren’t invited to this year’s Dino Ball. Rumor has it they’re telling everyone we’re dated and not sexy anymore and just a coupla has beens looking down at everyone. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3059 Not to be a wino but I’m trying to Dino, where is our waiter!? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3060 These low tables kill my neck 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3061 Welcome to high society, my friend. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3062 I DID request seats at the bar but this was all they had. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3063 You think they can put a few more matchboxes under the legs. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3064 Why do we eat at restaurants with pretentious portions of food? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3065 I’m neck to neck with this guy for a promotion, do you know what that’s like? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3066 Well, Tom, I can't exactly bring the dish up, so could you check for any stray hairs without making it obvious? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3067 I told you a last minute reservation would be a stretch 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3068 If we’re going to have to keep up these appearances, we’re going to need a big walk-in closet… 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3069 Honestly, I find your encyclopedic knowledge of The Flintstones to be a bit pedantic. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3070 Necking for most other creatures just doesn't look that exciting. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3071 Have you heard of this story about an asteroid that hit the Earth? I think we should catch up on our cousins’s news there. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3072 The food was great but the servers really breathe down your neck. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3073 I told you we should have sat at the bar, now it’s obvious who we are” 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
3074 Well dear, I’m sure it was hot when they put it on the table. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
3075 Given the lengths of our necks and arms, I fear the choice of this restaurant was a horrible mistake. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
3076 My family comes from a long line of New Yorker cartoon dinosaurs. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
3077 This place brings me down. 1.1519 0.03643 79 68 11 0
3078 You're right, I admit. You really can't take the swamp out of the diplodocus. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3079 I prefer women who are shorter than me. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3080 It seems like a good school but how can we send him somewhere without a Mesozoic Studies program? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3081 I'm glad we could see eye to eye. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3082 I just got a Sloan Foundation grant to do a documentary on the late Jurassic. Of course it will be largely autobiographical. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3083 The house claret goes down smoothly. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3084 Did you ask for a straw/ 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3085 Be sure and ask for the really long chopsticks. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3086 This place supposedly has extra long utensils. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3087 Maybe we can ask the waiter for a high-chair for our salads. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3088 Well, you said it was important! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3089 Well, we can ask to have our entrees put on that table over there 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3090 I'm gonna stick with a salad, my blood pressure is already too high. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3091 You look younger than your picture 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3092 You’re charming, Mark, but I just keep thinking ‘is this really where I wanna be when the meteor strikes?’ 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3093 The service here is a joke! We're waiting for ages. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3094 I guess this is what they mean by high society. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3095 We should've gone for the 'all you can eat' buffet 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3096 I think the table next to us are carnivores . 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3097 A meteorite? No, it's civilization that's going to kill us. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3098 Thank you, but to be honest, I like guys with a little longer neck… 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3099 It's been a long time, Darling! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3100 Actually, I think the erotic stimulus of necking has been under rated. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3101 Well, this completes our bucket list. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3102 You looked taller on the dating site. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3103 Do you think we put enough money in the parking meter? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3104 It’s so tough dating these days. This is the first time I’ve met someone where I truly feel we see eye to eye. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3105 I won't know if I left room for dessert for at least another fifteen minutes. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3106 Are you still going to leave a tip? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3107 If we do the mating dance we're going to get thrown out of here. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3108 Haven't I always stuck my neck out for you? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3109 I'm full 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3110 I thought you reserved a table in the conifers. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3111 I told you the tables here are too low! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3112 I have been waiting for a looooong time to find somebody like you". 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
3113 Don’t look now but T Rex just walked in! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3114 I know its rude but we are not going to be around here much longer unless we are willing to eat right off the plate. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3115 Bigmouth Beatrice just walked in. Hopefully, she doesn't see us. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3116 We don't see eye to eye anymore 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3117 I asked you three times before we left to remember. to. bring. the. straws! You know exactly that this is not a long-neck friendly establishment, Clifford. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3118 Face it. We just don’t see eye to eye. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3119 Perhaps next time we should reserve a high-top 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3120 Is the décolletage too much? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3121 And such small portions. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3122 I feel like I ate a whole tree. Oh wait... I did! 1.1512 0.03516 86 74 12 0
3123 Last meal 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3124 Smells great. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
3125 Meteorites don't care if it's flat or not, Bob. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
3126 If you can figure out how, we’ll do something later we haven’t done in a long, long time. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
3127 This time try not to tip the waiter over. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3128 Amazing. I'm a vegetarian too! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3129 I'm glad we see eye to eye on that issue. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3130 Climate change? Nah. Never happen. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3131 It's been 20 minutes. Do you think the waiter knows we're herbivores? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3132 Too bad they kicked us out of that fern bar. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3133 Apparently risk-taking is something we have in common. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3134 It's nice to finally go on a date with real eye contact 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3135 Is it true that you slept with him last weekend? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3136 I don't even know anyone who can eat soup. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3137 Come on now .... eyes up here. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3138 I hear the Meteoric Molten Lava Cake is to die for. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3139 Want to go somewhere else and neck? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3140 For this we survived an asteroid? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3141 I don’t understand why so many couples have trouble seeing eye to eye. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3142 Don't order foie gras 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3143 Would it be gauche to ask for extra straws for my martini? 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3144 No, you shouldn't have another drink. The first one's not even down yet" 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3145 I’m not hungry, either. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3146 Let’s start with 100 side orders of palm salad. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3147 My sore throat is taking forever to heal. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3148 Let’s get the chocolate volcano cake for dessert and go out with a Big Bang! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3149 I thought you got rid of that tie, Alan... 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3150 I hope the salad bar is on the second level. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3151 I hope their menu is paleo friendly. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3152 Remember our first date here… the Rex was history. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3153 Listen, I have something to tell you. It may be tough to swallow, but you're cold blooded 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3154 Don’t turn around, but I think I see my Rex 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3155 This place has the best Evergreen Conifers in the city 1.1507 0.03474 73 63 10 0
3156 I don’t usually go for men under 30 feet. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3157 it’s dinoSAUR great to get out of the house these days (we’re australian btw) 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3158 Am I keeping you up? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3159 My therapist thinks the giant meteor in my dreams represents an internal stressor. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3160 Yeah, sure. A real yabba dabba doo time. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3161 Would you please pass the salt and pepper. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3162 I’ve heard they have extra long straws here 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
3163 I know we've evolved, but that doesn't always mean fitting in. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3164 When you say you “pre-date the caveman”, how does that work... You call him, or he calls you? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3165 At least acid reflux isn't an issue. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3166 I don't know what they brought to the table either. I left my glasses at home. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3167 That was the fourth course and my stomach still feels empty. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3168 All those carbs? You really did give up the Paleo! 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3169 Ask for a longer table so we can eat from each other's plate. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3170 Nobody said adaptation would be easy. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3171 I love it that we always see eye to eye 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3172 If we order soup, we use our straws. You remembered the straws, right? 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3173 Can I ask for a longer straw? 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3174 These raw oysters are bad. They’ll be the death of us yet. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3175 I told you we should have gone with the high top. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3176 Yes, darling, perfect place for conversation, but next anniversary I get to choose the restaurant…. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3177 Forget dinner forks, we need javelins. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3178 I guess we'll just trust the sommelier 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3179 Do you think we belong to the intelligentsia? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3180 I have concerns about taking this to the next level. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3181 It’s over: Bronte saw us. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3182 Honey, don’t look around but I think T-Rex just ordered a T-Bone steak. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3183 Ugh, these chairs never have any back support 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3184 Cutlery? Nope, me neither. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3185 You said this was a plant-forward restaurant. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3186 Give it up. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
3187 What makes them think we got hit by a metor? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3188 Peggy, It's over. I want a divorce." "It's your secretary, isn't it? You know that neck isn't real. She got work done! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3189 I can get an orange down in three seconds. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3190 I don’t know about that Henry, what you describe as your next move really sticks in my craw! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3191 Let’s go out and watch the meteor shower tonight. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3192 I’m so glad it’s a set menu, I forgot my readers. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3193 Shall we have dessert? The end is near. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3194 Herbivore dining has come a long way. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3195 if this is evolution, give me the good old stone age. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3196 So when did you grow up? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3197 I miss the old days... foraging through the swamp together... who ever thought of bog to table ...? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3198 Don’t you just love the ambiance dear. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3199 This place is going to be good for our weight loss plan. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3200 These date nights are getting boring- let's so something wild next time like go to a forest! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3201 Did you give them a tall order? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3202 I'm done! Time to say bye and make ourselves extinct. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3203 I'm feeling like something gluten-free. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3204 They say it's big, and they say it's an asteroid, but I say it's just another fake news frenzy from the Deep State to control us. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3205 Is this your way of saying that I'm fat? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3206 Did I say you can eat my cake Richard??? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3207 Everything is hard to swallow for me. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3208 For dessert, we could go to my place for some necking. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3209 You forgot to ask for extended forks. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3210 I think we need a tall drink. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
3211 The food here is excellent but I’m getting tired of the small plates trend. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3212 no it’s fine, just… when you said you found an ‘elevated dining experience,’ i thought you meant something else. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3213 Fran says this restaurant has exceptional ceiling height. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3214 Is that a hair? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3215 We shouldn't have ordered the Little Neck clams. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3216 I don’t feel anything yet… do you? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3217 I've been thinking about getting neck implants. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3218 No, I don’t think the age difference is a concern. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3219 Have they served us? I left my glasses in the car. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3220 Just a heads up 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3221 Honey, why are you including an asteroid in your vows? 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3222 How’s the blind date going? Well let me put it this way. We are about to become an extinct species. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3223 feels like we are sitting in a pre school desk again. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3224 Short ribs, you? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3225 Next time let's just get take-out. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3226 A catastrophic asteroid strike? If you want out of this relationship just say so! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3227 I still think straws would help. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3228 Well, I thought the long neck clams a little underwhelming 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3229 Let's hope the prices don't match the ceiling. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3230 Darling, it's been so so long since we co-neckted! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3231 Believe me, this is the best place in whole Pangea" 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3232 No, of course we see eye to eye - it is just that I cannot see the menu. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3233 Let's hope our relationship evolves! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3234 It’s just that….I don’t really see a future for us… 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3235 Steven.....my eyes are up here” “Steven....are you sure you want to have this egg with me? I mean with how crazy the world is right now.....” Steven thinks to himself- “Man she’s so beautiful even with kale in her teeth. Should I say something? Either way I’m a lucky lizard” “Ever since that black rectangle came out of the sky the little naked monkeys are starting to chant and play drums louder at night 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3236 I'm happy you saw the list on where not to take girls on the first date. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3237 This is the kind of place that really allows you to taste your food. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3238 Want to go outside and look for shooting stars? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3239 Being plant based is exactly what makes it olde school. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3240 200 million years and it’s still out of reach.” 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3241 This is what you get when you play with your food. 1.1481 0.03562 81 70 11 0
3242 After dinner lets go to Lover's Lane and neck. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3243 How are we going to get this up to our mouths? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3244 I think we will be extinct before the food arrives 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3245 Don’t you think short necks are overrated? 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
3246 I know your penchant for amuse-bouche, but this is not going to work. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3247 You’re using the wrong fork. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3248 Do you think,Grog,that in 10 million years this moment will still be considered transformative? 1.1481 0.03972 81 71 9 1
3249 Don't they have any higher tables? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3250 I don't want to ruin the evening, but sometimes I just feel so-I don't know-doomed. 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
3251 I’m tired of listening to one tall tale after another. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
3252 Supposedly the short ribs are to die for. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
3253 I agree the breadsticks, spaghetti and green beans sound great. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3254 The slow service here is driving me to extinction 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3255 You know I only eat Vegan! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3256 He recommended the 'Little Neck Clams' Ron, the waiter is definitely a Jur-rasiccist. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
3257 I feel we are above traditional dating rituals. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3258 I'd say we're neck to neck on this one. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3259 We'll both be extinct by the time the food gets here. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3260 Of course we can only order takeout. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3261 These martinis have gone straight to my neck 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3262 Pity we can't see what we're eating. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3263 I've been vegan ever since I can remember. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3264 First things first. Can you perform the Heimlich maneuver? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3265 I guess I’ll have the Caesar salad. I really wanted the venison, but the waiter said I’d have to wait 150,000,000 years. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3266 I still remember that day our eyes first met from across the top of that two story motel in East Jersey 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3267 That’s the last time he’ll ask us if we’re vegetarian! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3268 Are we too dressed up? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3269 This is not only my first date, it's the first date ever 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3270 This isn't what I pictured when they said "high cuisine." 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3271 I requested a high-top. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3272 Can you believe online dating services have evolved enough to find and pair us, but they couldn't figure out decent seating arrangements? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3273 I told you to book a high-top. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3274 Do you ever worry about turkey neck? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3275 I think we’re too old for this crowd 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3276 It's going to be a 'looooong' date! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3277 I wonder how they came up with the name 'Chez Astéroïde'? 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
3278 I thought the menu said ‘jumbo’ shrimp… 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
3279 The valet parking attendant looked at us funny. Probably never saw a stick shift. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3280 I'm so glad you're not a neanderthal. 1.1471 0.04807 68 61 5 2
3281 It is the only restaurant in town with high prices and ceilings to match. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3282 When you come out of your shell your vulnerability is enormously attractive. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3283 I think a scarf would have been too much with this outfit. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3284 This is taking forever. Maybe we should have ordered the short trees. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3285 do you think we have to pay extra for the door? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3286 I hate it when the sommelier talks down to me. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3287 With these small portions they'll never survive. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3288 Honestly, Frank, I am trying to relax, but I can’t stop thinking about that giant asteroid.” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3289 Back to my place for a little necking? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3290 ...Maybe telephone poles for chopsticks?? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3291 Next time we ask for a "High Top" in the lounge! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3292 abc 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3293 Aren't you so happy, Leonard, that we finally found a place that has both high ceilings and gluten free options? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3294 I once had a fling with a carnivore, but it never went beyond necking. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3295 Evolved?!? You can’t even see things from my perspective! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3296 We dinosaurs do indeed dine elegantly! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3297 Do you find that the table is always too low or too high? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3298 The cuisine is mediocre, but it’s the only establishment in the city with 5 foot forks. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3299 Rex told a joke about my neck today but it's too long to re-tell over dinner 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3300 Posing for TikTok is getting old! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3301 Why don't we ever neck anymore? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3302 I will always remember this anniversary darling, especially with that giant star lighting up the sky just for us 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3303 T-Rex says there's some kind of asteroid coming. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3304 I know everybody loves it here,but the portions look awfully small. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3305 If I eat here too much, I’ll gain a ton! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3306 I don’t know Carl, I don’t think I can keep doing this civilized act any longer. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3307 I thought the foliage was tastier some 70 million years ago. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3308 Is it just me or has this been the longest date ever. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3309 ...and then we can retire to our home in Loch Ness. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3310 Your dating profile said you were taller than me 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3311 Hope they don’t serve Asteroids here 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3312 When they go low, we go higher… 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3313 have you seen our waiter? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3314 I’m worried an asteroid strike will ruin everything. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3315 Wanna get neck-ed later? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3316 We need to talk. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3317 Yes, the portions are quite small. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3318 Let's see if we can get our food reseated at a balcony table. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3319 Does this chair make my butt look big? 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3320 Why did the waiter say to us necking isn't allowed during our anniversary dinner? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3321 I prefer Long Islands... 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3322 I'm thinking of fossilizing my eggs. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3323 You started it, dear. You called a snake. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3324 Would it have killed you to wear a pocket square? I told you it was white tablecloth! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3325 They've just discovered humans gave birth to live young! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3326 We've got the dress code, but how do we avoid slurping? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3327 I hope they have straws. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3328 Sometimes I don’t feel like you stick your neck out for me. 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
3329 I'm into the Paleo diet but I eat chicken every once in a while. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3330 Did you swallow your apple? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3331 No. What's necking? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3332 So, how long have you been on that dating app? 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3333 Thank you for a lovely evening, but no, I don't want to go back to your place and neck. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3334 Well, I'm sorry if you think my neckline is too risque' . 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3335 Looks like we'll need a really long straw! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3336 I don't get it. Those Rex's at the window table have tiny hands but they barely touch their salads. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3337 I wish they wouldn't serve the salad until I've finished swallowing the appetizer. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3338 Dine-osaur and dash! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3339 I'll have to let you know if I have room for dessert in a few minutes 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3340 Getting this reservation was a pain in the neck. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3341 I’m done with the dish names these days, Jane. “The Asteroid”, for a meatball spaghetti is just too much 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3342 When I saw your profile, I just knew we’d see eye-to-eye on these things. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3343 I’m a little worried that the babysitter doesn’t have the arm strength to change Liam’s diaper. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3344 Why the dinoaurs really went extinct 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3345 Meeting with you at all is a stretch. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3346 Brontosaurus Dating Scene : I only date vegetarians 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3347 Sorry again I forgot the straws. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3348 After dinner, let's go watch the meteor shower." 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
3349 Check the tiny silver cutelries Frank, good attempt at romantic French dining but next time let’s book at Tavern on the Green 1.1463 0.03927 82 72 9 1
3350 Can you tell me if our dinner is here? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3351 I’m worried this place might be a little beneath us. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
3352 How long are the forks? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3353 This place is much nicer since they removed the ceiling fans. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3354 We can just say we didn’t see the check. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3355 It's not like something is going to fall from the sky and conk you. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
3356 Why didn’t you tell me you’re not a vegetarian? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3357 "I just can't live with your early Triassic attitude any longer." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
3358 Is it just me or does it seem to you too that we’ve been here for 50,000,000 years? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
3359 It's hard to find someone who sees eye-to-eye with me 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
3360 Don’t turn around yet, but it looks like someone at the bar is watching us. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3361 I stopped eating meat 200 million years ago. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3362 I appreciate that you brought me to a Michelin star restaurant on our first date, but frankly, I can't even tell what we're having. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3363 Finally! We've met someone who sees eye to eye with the other @ 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3364 You forgot to ask for the long forks. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3365 I don't see anyone else on here, that we know. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3366 I hate it when food gets stuck in my throat. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3367 I told you, we see eye to eye on everything! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3368 Don't you hate it when a waiter pretends not to see you? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3369 Have you heard the Cretaceous Period is ending soon? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3370 Let's splurge on the dessert. We might not be here in the morning. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3371 Sorry. I thought Tree Top served high end cuisine. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3372 I think we complete each other, parenthetically speaking. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3373 Shall we order the salad? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3374 So...was it worth the wait? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3375 It’s our anniversary. Let’s eat flesh. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3376 What do you think the waiter meant by OK Boomer? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3377 I'll feed you and you feed me? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3378 Maybe if you didn’t take so long with your tie, Gerald. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3379 This dinner is too long 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3380 They are all staring at us, I only asked for a straw! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3381 You think they’d at least sit us at a high top 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3382 How much longer do you think they'll be with those straws? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3383 We should’ve sat at the bar 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3384 Well, it's the only fine-dino restaurant in town honey. Are you getting the paleo salad? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3385 Don’t look now honey, but there’s a table of velociraptors looking this way 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3386 Happy anniversary Leonard. It all started with a little necking and we've come so far. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3387 We should have split the giraffe. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3388 It's so nice to find someone I can talk to on my level. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3389 I like the trout here, but the bones always get caught in my throat. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3390 Dine-o-saur 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3391 No, everything is lovely. It's just a shame the forks are so short. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3392 i never order fish. i'm afraid a bone will get stuck in my throat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3393 I'm vegan. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3394 This is gonna be a tall order." 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3395 They say it takes twenty hours for our brain to know we're full. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3396 Next time, rather than ordering off the menu, let’s just graze the buffet. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3397 You must have really stuck your neck out to nail a reservation here. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3398 Well, you drop a clutch of bronto eggs and see what your body mass index is like. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3399 I plan to order the cassoulet de ginkgo. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3400 Long Necks, Small Arms, and they still insist on bringing utensils and napkins!! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3401 This was a nice idea dear but eating with a knife and forth just doesn't cut it. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3402 I don' t think that this is better than nibbling on tree tops. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3403 Next time we need to make sure the restaurant has high tops. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3404 -why this constant refrain of burying it? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3405 The lava cake is to die for. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3406 When my husband tells me he necked out. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3407 Not again, Richard 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3408 Elevated cuisine, the latest in tree to table. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3409 Don’t look at me like that, Frank. It’s my birthday, so yeah, I ordered the steak. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3410 I meant it when I said I wasn't going to let you talk over me anymore. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3411 How’s your salad? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3412 I’m through with sticking my neck out for the former president. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3413 Let's pick a place with straws next time 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3414 Did you remeber to shut the cave door? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3415 A good wine goes a long way! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3416 I hope they serve haute cuisine. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3417 You first. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3418 I'm really high, I want to go home. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3419 Since I went keto, I no longer date herbivores. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3420 Necking is out of the question. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3421 I hope my plunging neckline doesn’t disturb you. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3422 I told you the salt shaker was too small! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3423 OK, ok, I'll order from the paleo menu. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3424 Can't we just split the herbivore special or are you going to go all carnivore again? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3425 Can you ask for more water please? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3426 I feel like you're always looking down at me. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3427 Do you think they noticed? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3428 Well, we did it again and left our arm extensions at home. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3429 I don't mean to stick my neck out here, but you do have a nasty case of halitosis. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3430 Stop grinning now! This is not what I meant by "Heightened expectations"! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3431 Live in the moment. You never know how long it's going to last. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3432 Whether we're in our natural habitat or are in this ridiculous artificial setting, I still have the same question. You gonna eat that? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3433 Evolution seem to mean dishes get smaller as prices get bigger. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3434 Let's get the fruit tower, the veggie tower, the meat tower, and the dessert tower. Everything else is too much of a stretch! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3435 Do you want a taller glass of champagne? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3436 I do love eating - it's a great way to stretch my arms and neck! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3437 I'll just have the large green salad. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3438 Guess I misunderstood what roof top restaurant meant 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3439 I really need to get me one of those cervical pillows 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3440 You know I hate this place. I can’t even reach my mouth. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3441 -yeah, the review said this is the best "haute cuisine" restaurant in town. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3442 Before we start eating, we should ask the waiter whether he knows how to do a Heimlich maneuver. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3443 Don't worry. No cutlery. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3444 You’ve gotten awfully tall. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3445 So which Loch is paying tonight? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
3446 I hear this weeks contest is neck and neck. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3447 I'm glad they got rid of the chandelier. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3448 Do you think the food will get cold? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3449 An asteroid is going to cause the world to end? Is that your excuse for everything now? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
3450 Ted, if it’s too much for you to ask to move to a high top, then I’m leaving. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
3451 Fancy seeing you up here 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
3452 It's not you or me. It's the comet. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3453 I prefer partners that are taller than me. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3454 I’m just saying that it’s a little insensitive to call them Dino-Nuggets; like, we have names.” “So you’d prefer them to be called Ashley-Nuggets? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3455 Dinner strained my neck. For dessert, order a tall, leafy tree. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3456 Four legism is best for us! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3457 I need a straw. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3458 Love the outdoor dining! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3459 I want a divorce. You’re old fashioned, like something out of a museum. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3460 So you journeyed into the future and your only idea is to dress up as humans,whatever they are,for Halloween,whatever that is? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3461 Yelp said that this restaurant is renowned for their high ceilings. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3462 Dining Saures 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3463 Hope we are not taking a walk in the Jurassic Park after dinner! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3464 After dinner, you wanna go back to my place and neck? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3465 I can't believe they don't serve trilobite. I feel like a dinosaur 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3466 I TOLD you not to wear that tie! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3467 Stop living in the Jurassic, Roger! Our relationship doesn't evolve until you get hit with a meteor. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3468 We should have requested a high top. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3469 I would have been happy sharing a couple long necks at a pub. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3470 You forgot to ask for straws! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3471 Have you tried Salonpas with lidocaine? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3472 I miss all our quiet talks about mass extinction. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3473 I note hints of grass, swamp, and comet 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3474 Oysters for sure. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3475 Looks like Tom Toro is trying out his new legal-size sketch pad. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3476 I am not falling for your tall stories. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3477 I'm very self-conscious that you told the waiter it's my birthday. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3478 Actually, right now, dinner is like the furthest thing from my mind. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3479 When we first meet all those years ago I never expected it would develop like this ,but we do see eye to eye on so many things 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3480 Trust me, finest great neck restaurant in Great Neck. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3481 Sauruses are going to die out? So what? We'll be dead by then. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3482 And then she came in, dressed in a turtle neck. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3483 Do you think we should have gotten a high-top table? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3484 I still can’t see a waiter! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3485 If they use a gas top stove we’re leaving. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3486 I told you to wear a bow tie. That tie makes your neck look too long! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3487 And here I thought I was the only one who felt that way. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3488 Thank Heaven for MASSIVE Dino Fart Day my darling! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
3489 Sure plastic straws solve an obvious problem but they will lead to our extinction. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3490 I'm sick of these fancy restaurants and their minuscule portions 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3491 Diplodicus. That's an honorary degree, of course. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
3492 I hope they don't give us those damn chopsticks again. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3493 How did you find a place with forty-foot ceilings?" 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3494 My head says no, but my other, secondary brain is also leaning no. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3495 I knew we should've sat at the bar. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3496 It’s tasty though a little anachronistic 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3497 Can you call the waiter over? I can never get attention in fancy places like this. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3498 You say Apatosaurus, I say Brontosaurus Let's call the whole thing off." 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
3499 I forgot my reading glasses 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3500 We should come here more often 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3501 Bob, I've decided I want to be a carnivore. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3502 I prefer Al fresco dining. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3503 I’m sorry, but your expectations of me are too high 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3504 Do I have kale in my teeth? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3505 We’re really sticking our necks out on this. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3506 Dinner is nice dear, but could I suggest making a public appearance and confirming our existence as an idea for next year's anniversary? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3507 All I want is a mile high sandwich with a tall drink of water. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3508 I'm certain that we ate here millions of years ago. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3509 Such a nice place. But I can't decide which en-tree to get. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
3510 Why do they always sit us at the Children's table? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3511 If Musk doesn't get us to Mars--we're going to be extinct! 1.1429 0.05857 70 64 2 4
3512 Imagine! We picked each other out of a crowd and just knew it was right! 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3513 Oh my gosh, Brock; I think they ran out of breadsticks. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3514 I Specifically asked for a Table on the mezzannine 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3515 For a moment there, the confit de Archaeopteryx tempted me to stray from our vegetarian life style. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3516 Dining with the Dinosaurs 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
3517 I like you Dave, but I wish you’d stop talking about meteors.” 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3518 The food critic at the Giraffe Gazette said the service here was head and shoulders above any other resturant in the city. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3519 Would you like to neck after dinner? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3520 I told you to reserve a high top table 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3521 Wait. You're NOT a vegetarian? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3522 You are paying for dinner 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3523 The fern is supposed to be good here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3524 I really stuck my neck out to get this reservation 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3525 "You'd think they could have provided longer straws!" 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3526 It took me awhile to swallow my pride, but now I see your perspective. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3527 The next time that waiter looks at my cleavage I may have to bite his head off. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3528 If we go back to the loch, that plesiosaur floozy better not surface. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3529 I totally understand — I just reconfirmed our main meal will be served from the mezzanine. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3530 Ready for another trip to the salad bar? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3531 Please tell me you didn't get tickets in the nosebleed section! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3532 This restaurant is going to drive me to extinction 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3533 Necks time, let’s get takeout. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3534 We can't go on meeting this way - unless we evolve arms. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3535 Are you brachi-uping with me? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3536 No, you're right, they probably won't bring us crazy straws. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3537 If you wanted to neck later, you shouldn’t have had all that garlic. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3538 we should have gone to the Pangea grill, Arthur. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3539 I feel underdressed 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3540 Well, when I was married I was Apatosaurus, but after the divorce I went back to my maiden name Brontosaurus 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3541 «-Are you already full? -I don't know, the food hasn't reached my stomach yet.” 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
3542 It was a long week 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3543 Did the service feel rushed to you? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3544 Well I guess my attempt at a funny icebreaker went right over your head 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3545 Don't look down, honey, or you'll see the costs of living 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3546 Yeah, so my last bf was a close talker and I really couldn't bear it..." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3547 you’re asking me about the weather? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3548 I have to tell you something, it’s a bit of a long story. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3549 I’m pretty sure the waiter forgot our salads. And by the looks of it outside, we’re not eating before this storm hits. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3550 We should have brought our own neck towels 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3551 Between the two of us, who has the higher standards? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3552 It's better we go extinct, eh? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3553 I told you corn on the cob wasn't the way to go. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3554 I sure hope someone here knows the adapted Heimlich 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3555 They’ve reanimated Stalin, too. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3556 I’m glad we came, the food smells so good up here 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3557 If I wore my pedometer as a necklace I would’ve hit my step goal before we finished appetizers. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3558 I’m afraid you are blowing things out of proportion 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3559 These chairs are too tall 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
3560 No, you go first. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3561 We're going to require longer utensils. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3562 I've asked that they provide trenches for us to sit in so we don't have to bend down, but they say they're not Dino-friendly. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3563 Did you check the menu before reserving? 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3564 How romantic, a shooting star 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3565 I love when we neck. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3566 I heard the kitchen just got a tall order 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
3567 Just so you know, I'm not into necking on the first date. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3568 With my best friend? Oh, Gregory, I believe in your case it is your cruel heart that is the size of a walnut. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3569 With the size of these portions, we'll all be extinct soon. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3570 Don't be cheap. I want some meat! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3571 I never drink anything that requires a straw 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3572 It's so nice to meet someone who sees eye to eye with me. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3573 I hope this restaurant is vegetarian! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3574 Is it just me or does this table have a slight wobble? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3575 This was nice. Shall we back to my place and play footsie? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3576 Can you ask the waiter for a few more napekins? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3577 Dining out 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3578 You extinct me 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3579 So they’re calling us ‘Titanosaurs.’ Do you think that’s a bad omen.? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3580 Finally, we are neck and neck! I 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3581 Are you sure these pearls don’t make my neck look long? 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3582 I thought YOU brought the long forks. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3583 Would you like some long-stem roses? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3584 Do you smell gasoline... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3585 I know we've always seen eye to eye, and you've always stuck your neck out for me, but... 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3586 I can't see what we're having, but it smells delicious! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3587 I think the host was looking down on us. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3588 Oh god, I hope they can bring us longer chopsticks. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3589 By the time I get it to my mouth, it's already cold. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3590 I hope they have extra long utensils. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3591 We might be gettin' on in age but Free Beer is always fresh 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3592 Dearest, remember that time we dined here when we first moved into Green Jurassique Acres? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3593 If we eat like this every day we won’t have to eat the tops of dead trees 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3594 How very civilized of us. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3595 I wish we could drink wine with a straw. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3596 What do you think about turtle necks? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3597 Us getting together is LONG overdue. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3598 It’s not the food, it’s the company that counts 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3599 Life sure was easier when you were expressive. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3600 Italian food gives me reflux. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3601 I love the ambiance but I'm not sure about the cuisine. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3602 You are asking me to pay the check and for divorce at the same time, seriously? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3603 After this, wanna get high? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3604 I think I'll start with a tall G& T. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3605 I am sorry Barry, but I'm leaving you for Rex." 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3606 No, I don't want anything else. I couldn't even reach my dinner, so why tempt me with a dessert? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3607 should we have asked for a high top. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3608 Why can you see things from my point of view? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3609 Sorry I’m late…my visit to the chiropractor took a loooong time. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3610 Was that you? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3611 No utensils for us but if we dare eating with our mouths they’ll say we are savages 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3612 You never stick out your neck for me. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3613 We have waited too long up here to be attended 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3614 I think I’ll have the spaghetti 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3615 Once the kids go to college I'd like a divorce. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3616 So you are vegan? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3617 So, no commitments. This would just be to save the species? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3618 Certainly not the fastest way to your heart. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3619 I'm still not sure if we eat with our necks vertical or horizontal. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3620 Thank you for a lovely anthropomoromantic evening." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3621 So explain to me again how we can eat at a table? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3622 That's insane! I have trouble eating peanuts, too! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3623 Having our anniversary dinner lakeside at Loch Ness is so romantic 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3624 Such small portions and no meat 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3625 I really wish you'd remembered to ask for a high top table. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3626 I can go out and eat like this forever. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3627 I’m not being a Wilma. I just want to speak to the manager. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3628 I've heard this place caters to a more elevated palate. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3629 It's not the tapas...I've missed my period. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3630 Oh Rex, how I've longed to try Raptors gastro pub! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3631 Did you see the way she looked up at me? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3632 and they think christ hid our bones to test people’s faith 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3633 have i told you yet that i’m vegan? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3634 Well I certainly hope that they do have the worlds tallest pancake stack otherwise this will have been a complete waste of time Gerald! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3635 should we ask for a booster table? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
3636 Now this is what I call a fine dino-ing experience. 1.1406 0.05836 64 58 3 3
3637 I miss when our salads were served on trees 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3638 You couldn’t get a high top table? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3639 Sei bronto per ordinare? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3640 I can’t believe you paid extra for the view. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3641 The food here is just okay, but the headroom is amazing. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3642 I think their portions are meant for the petite customer. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3643 It's nice to meet someone with the same highbrow ideas. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3644 Tastes good. But by the time it's in my stomach, I forget what it was. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3645 Hey! Wanna neck after dinner? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3646 I don't see Heimlich instructions anywhere. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3647 Next time you make reservations can you request a high-top table? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3648 So do you suppose climate change causes the Pinocchio effect to morph to the neck? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3649 How does what taste? I'm just digesting breakfast." 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
3650 Haven’t learned have they! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3651 The service here isn't what it used to be a million years ago. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
3652 So is this how you hold your head high? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3653 I’m tired of being spoken down to. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3654 I’ve never been too high to eat before. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3655 I think we should see other sauropods. 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
3656 Nice place but the vegan options are limited. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3657 Our waiter looks yummy 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3658 Laura finds it distasteful and an affront. "I can't believe they put brontosaurus on the menu!" 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3659 I think it’s time for me to spread my wings. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3660 For one thing Mr Smarty Pants, my diet hasn`t kicked in yet!! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3661 I'm starving, do you think we will die of hunger before we're served? 1.1392 0.03920 79 70 8 1
3662 Let me get down to the point “I won’t leave the earth”! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3663 Enough tall talk, how are you really? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3664 The portion sizes are quite small here 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3665 The consulting firm said extinction for all the sales team? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3666 Why are you never on time? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3667 Do you think these chairs are big enough? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3668 You know I wanted to see the meteorite show! 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3669 I know people think we are vegetarians but I am strangely addicted to the all-you-can-eat little neck clam special here. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3670 I’m not happy they’re serving walnuts. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3671 We usually see eye to eye but that’s a bit of a stretch. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3672 They have the skimpiest napkins! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3673 You're just dating yourself with this level of conversation. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3674 It’s only an excuse… 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3675 Oh, it’s been a truly lovely evening. It’s just that I think now that front row seats for the theater might have been a bit much. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3676 Did you order the whole roasted giraffe or did I? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3677 Did you hear about Pangaea's breakup? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3678 Go ahead, get a straw for your wine glass. I won't judge. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3679 Lovely presentation… but now what! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3680 You've planned a helicopter ride after dinner? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3681 I need my pussy ate 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3682 Here comes the waiter with our trees. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3683 If you would please get the waiter’s attention, I could use a longer fork. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3684 Why don't we share a bucket of little neck clams? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3685 Is this another one of your tall tales? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3686 This place has really high ceilings. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3687 Doesnt it burn your biscuits to always be the last one to finish your meal? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3688 Must one always have to ask for the Vegetarian menu? 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3689 This restaurant is famous for its garden variety. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3690 I see that we’ve both stuck our necks out in this relationship. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3691 I wish they would stop booking our reservations as “the pencil necks.” 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3692 This was supposed to be a vegetarian restaurant. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3693 I'm having the bagels and lochs 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3694 Feels like we've been waiting an ice age for those entrees. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3695 Let me guess: Great views but small portions. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3696 No, dear, I think Denver’s team is the Broncos, not the Brontos.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3697 Remember when there weren't any vegans and we had this place all to ourselves? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3698 I was thinking about gettting the lobster, but I'm afraid the bib would be woefully inadequate. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3699 Eating meat is somewhat contra-paleontological for us, isn't it? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3700 Think we could move to a high top table? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3701 You did order extra-large flutes? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3702 Maybe after dinner, we could take a romantic stroll by the tar pits. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3703 They say the ambiance here is too stuffy, yeah I don’t see it. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3704 what tie?…oh right 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3705 I wish the spoons were longer. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3706 You know what they say about guys with long necks… 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3707 I thought I was the only one. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3708 it'a been ages since we were here the last time 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3709 Rule #1: Never lift your menu off the table. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3710 At least the waiter can't hear us talking about him. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3711 It's good to be part of the none percent. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3712 Sorry, I'm not ready to stick my neck out on the dating circuit. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3713 I'm on high ground now1 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3714 If our necks don't shrink we'll be extinct before you know it... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3715 Don’t you think portions looked much bigger on their website? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3716 I thought we asked for chopsticks 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3717 You did tell them that we're vegetarians? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3718 Be honest. Do you really think we have a future together? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3719 For a herbivore, you really know how to pack away the carpaccio. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3720 Stick to the vegetarian menu 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3721 Oh yeah, your arms are too short to feed you too. 1.1385 0.04842 65 59 4 2
3722 Do you think anyone will notice? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3723 There is nothing funny about this! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3724 I hope "Ageism is a thing of the past" 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3725 The meal looks lovely, Harold, but how will we get the food to our mouths? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3726 Did you let them know ahead of time that we're vegetarians? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3727 I feel like I want unagi, yet I fear I AM unagi.” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3728 Humphrey, in all these years of marriage together we've always kept our heads above the clouds... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3729 Can you try to elevate the conversation a little? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3730 If I stick my neck out I've got a lot to lose. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3731 Ask the waiter to pack up the bones 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3732 I just can't date a guy shorter than me. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3733 It’s been a long time. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3734 We’re going to need a taller menu. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3735 I was expecting haute cuisine. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3736 I think we're going to leave hungry. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3737 I’m worried about Steven. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3738 Well, it's your turn to reach for the food now 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3739 Is it me, or do the portions keep getting smaller here? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3740 Call me a science-denier, but I just don’t believe in climate change or asteroids. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3741 I really think we should have requested one of the high tops. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3742 Should I have worn my high heels? 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3743 How about Milk Shakes? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3744 Well, my idea of a romantic date is to go out necking. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3745 I worry about sticking my neck out on a first date. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3746 Now I remember why we don’t go out anymore. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
3747 Although delightful, I suspect it will take years before small plate vegetarian becomes trendy. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3748 This dinner has been so wonderful; I feel 100 million years old again. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3749 The brain in my butt tells me this is very romantic. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3750 No, we can't do that spaghetti thing you saw in the movies. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3751 First they deny we ever existed, now they call us vegans. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3752 What took you so long? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
3753 I think we need to scan the QR code to order more drinks 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3754 I hope they bring us really long silverware. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3755 I don't know, Harold--do you think we're becoming too specialized? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3756 Very romantic idea, my sweet; but how do we get the sake cups up here? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3757 Since when do you eat meat..... 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3758 It’s a lovely restaurant, albeit somewhat impractical. 1.1375 0.04950 80 72 5 3
3759 That broccoli-saurus bit from the waiter was in poor taste. I just wanted to know if the soup was paleo 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3760 Asteroids, schemorrhoids. Fake News. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
3761 I can't remember the last time we were all able to get together around a table like this. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3762 BREEEEEEOWWKAAARRRRGH! KRAAAAAAAUGH! KRARG KRARG KRARG! 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3763 I guess so long as we dress for success, we're welcome anywhere. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3764 Why do they always put us at the small table every time? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3765 Dear do you ever feel that out ideas, our perceptions, our insights may be divorced from reality? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3766 Face to face communication. You are unusual for a Brontosauras. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3767 This Cretaceous cuisine always gives me gas. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3768 let's get another tall order 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3769 No, You're a Dinosaur !! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3770 I will have vegan 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3771 Is it ok to lick the plate? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3772 Cunt,really? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3773 How's your acid reflux Harry? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3774 I'm just afraid we'll lose cover using those forks. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3775 Got room for dessert? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3776 Based on your photos , I was expecting someone a little older. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3777 I asked for my martini, up.. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3778 You’re just not my type. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3779 Golly, Gary, I really hope they remember we're deeply committed vegetarians. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3780 I'm just glad we both agree on the placement of your necktie. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3781 I stretched my neck out to look lovely for you this evening! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3782 Fancy meeting you here! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3783 I feel like we're not on the same page. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3784 I know that T-Rex Grill got rave reviews, but I don't like the way the staff are staring at us... 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3785 Another one of your bright ideas…now what? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3786 And you’re POSITIVE this place is vegan? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3787 We probably should have sat at the high-top. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3788 You look younger online. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
3789 Next time we ask for a tree top table. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3790 'I worry the neighbours look down on us, Gilbert' 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3791 I’ve lost 2000lbs since I started my paleo diet 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3792 A straw would be nice. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3793 I hope it doesn't bother you that I've gone carnivore. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3794 I told you we should go to a stand-in cafe. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3795 How about a highball, to start? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3796 Having no hands is the least of our problems. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3797 I know we’re vegan, but someday I think I’d like to try a bite of something tastier. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3798 Did you remember to unplug the iron? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3799 We need to tuck our napkins in our collars this time! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3800 Wanna neck afterwards? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3801 I told you we should've made reservations for a place that used chopsticks! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3802 I just feel like a salad. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3803 Couldn't you find a high collar shirt? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3804 Let's see, how did we do this before? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3805 I hope they have something gluten free 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3806 I can't feed myself like this. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3807 I’ve had it with the paleo diet. Let's order ice cream sundaes for dessert. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3808 Great thinking. Now tell me again how, exactly are we supposed to eat this stuff? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3809 No thank you on the Meteor rider on my life insurance policy. It is ridiculous to buy coverage for something that will never happen! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3810 Do you ever worry that we're getting soft and losing our predatory instincts? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3811 I’m sorry Stretch, I need a man I can look up to. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3812 I have to be honest. I’m usually accused of looking down on someone. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3813 Being vegetarian at fancy restaurants always makes me feel sooo uncomfortable" 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3814 honey, please don’t order the meteor flambé 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3815 And so then I had to spend the next 45 minutes explaining to the fact checker how jokes work... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3816 Can you see the number on the check? I left my glasses at home. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3817 Ketchup on horsetails? Are you some kind of a hobo? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3818 After this underwhelming starter, let’s just hope the main course will be a big bang. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3819 ..So then I said ‘who are YOU calling a brontaBORus?!’ 1.1364 0.04257 66 59 6 1
3820 I thought this place was vegetarian? Now it’s ‘meatier this, meatier that’. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
3821 For the last time, Gerold, I did try it on and the scarf doesn’t fit. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3822 I love this place for their extra long spaghetti. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3823 Did we really had to dress up to see this meteor shower? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3824 Sorry but I just think we’ve grown apart, including your increasingly questionable taste in sauropodcasts. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3825 I’m glad we are seeing eye to eye 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3826 Walter, please do not ruin tonight by pestering the waiter about how ‘vegan’ the food is… 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3827 It’s good to finally meet face to face. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3828 What do you suppose they meant by “aged meat”? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3829 No matter what you might have heard, I don't neck on a first date. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3830 Do you need a cough drop? 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3831 So tell me, why is it that every year we have to go to Loch Ness for our vacation just because 'It's always been a family tradition?' 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3832 Hey baby, nice neck. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3833 That’s ok. I wasn’t really that hungry anyway. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3834 No one yet noticed we are not human yet! We played the game well so far, dressed up, sitting in a nice restaurant, but hands! we never thought about that 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
3835 Yes, wearing a suit is uncomfortable, but remember what happened to the ones not adapting to a changing environment. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3836 Hickeys are a deal breaker of course, but I can neck long and hard if we pick up some CBD.” 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3837 Well, this has been a long date 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3838 I think I got a fish bone stuck in my throat 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3839 No one likes me digging up the community but, hello, I’m a paleontologist, it’s literally my job. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3840 WE ARE TWO DINOSAURS DRESSED AS HUMANS ON A DATE 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3841 If a meteorite falls, can we protect ourselves under the table? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3842 Looking forward to the necking part of tonight Sweetheart! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3843 Any ideas about getting the food to our mouths? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3844 Why do you think the dessert menu was just a mirror? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3845 Liz, my neck has been hurting too much from the incessant TikTok scrolling. I’ve decided to make a change. I’m shortening my neck. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3846 Let's keep this discussion high level 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3847 I feel like we're not seeing eye-to-eye like we used to 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3848 I told you before, you’re just not tall enough. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3849 I really enjoy our high-minded conversations. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3850 What do we have to do to get some service around here? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3851 On Match you said you were taller. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3852 I can’t find a turtleneck that fits 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3853 Does this dress make my neck look fat? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3854 Why do you always forget that we're herbivores when you make these reservations? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3855 "How do we know it's really vegan?" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3856 Maybe the waiter can bring us some really long, thick straws. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3857 I took you to a fancy restaurant, Stephanie. Can you at least promise some necking after dessert? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3858 Heads above the rest! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3859 We’re going to need a longer fork 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3860 How come every time we go out to eat the food is cold by the time it gets to our mouth? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3861 Why do they always give us the table by the kitchen? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3862 My heart says “Yes”, but my tiny rump brain says “No”. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3863 Forget it. I’m not sticking my neck out for you. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3864 The canope menu here is superb. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3865 The little neck clams are to die for. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3866 If you have just ferns, don’t call it a Salad Bar. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3867 You're always looking at the girl at the other table. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3868 That meat ball doesn't want to go down. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3869 That meteor is your opinion. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3870 Ask me again after I’ve had more time to digest. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3871 It's so nice for once to be able to say something and know it won't go over my date's head. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3872 Tucker Carliosaurus said asteroids are just an invention of the crazy left. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3873 I never seem to feel full after a delicious meal. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3874 My last date couldn’t even pass me the salt and pepper. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3875 Do you ever wonder what life would be like if that asteroid hadn’t missed us? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3876 At least the waiter can’t collect dirt on us. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3877 These chairs are so uncomfortable, don't you think? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3878 Get a-long 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3879 Close yet so far 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3880 We should have sat at the bar rcaption 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3881 What kind of mushrooms 🍄 were in that soup? 1.1351 0.04440 74 67 5 2
3882 Is this our last supper? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3883 Can you believe that people actually pay for this view?! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
3884 Now that humans are extinct, don't you think we should redo the furniture. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
3885 Swallowing is easy if I can get it in my mouth. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3886 I forgive you for not being straightforward on your profile. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3887 Don't look now, but that awful stegosaurus couple just sat down three tables over.... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3888 So you back into the kitchen and I'll back into the parking lot once the entre comes... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3889 I should have ordered the steak. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3890 This is lovely. But I thought the menu featured vertical food. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
3891 The ceiling lights are so romantic. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3892 Lovely gesture, sweetie, but our anniversary is early Jurassic. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3893 I could go for dessert. Oh – waaait... nah, I'm full. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3894 The waiter promised me a straw 45 minutes ago. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3895 See if you can get the waiter's attention 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3896 I’m going to have the ice cream for dessert, it will soothe my sore throat. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3897 It's not often I see eye to eye with someone on a first date. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3898 Dont look now but people are staring at us. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3899 Can you see what time it is? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3900 Let’s not talk about the apocalypse anymore. I think it’s huey. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3901 I’d call for the waiter, but I don’t want to stick my neck out 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3902 I thought we only ate plants. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3903 Come on, order dessert. They say there’s an asteroid coming. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3904 I’m thinking about getting a neck lift. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3905 Darling, those pearls do not make your neck look long in the slightest. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3906 It was neck-and-neck to get this reservation. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3907 I feel bad about our necks. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3908 Richard… have you ever seen Deep Throat? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3909 I told you patio seating would be nicer... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3910 MEAT! MEAT! MEEEAAAT! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3911 I prefer a long term relationship! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3912 I told my husband I was going to a palaeontology conference 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3913 They didn’t give us utensils 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3914 It was her tone of voice when she called me a long-neck that really bothered me 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3915 I still don’t understand why you always choose arms, Harold. Next time can we please go necks? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3916 This is so refreshing, my ex was a Triceratops and we did not always see eye to eye 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3917 You’d think the table would be higher for an “elevated dining experience” 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3918 All I need is you, John, this is too much. We could be eating trees outside. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3919 Did you also swallow the straw? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3920 Should we have asked for straws? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3921 Stop looking at my cleavage, my eyes are up here! 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3922 Did you notice the waiter gave us that high and mighty look. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3923 You know how hard it was to find a vegetarian place 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3924 Give me one good reason I should ask for a straw.” 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3925 Inflation? Every dollar I spend still goes a long way. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3926 I hope they serve the T.Rexes sitting across the room. They're looking rather peckish. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3927 Did I hear your stomach grumble? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3928 Aren't we a little too old for this? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3929 we have to stop meeting like this . People are beginning to talk! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3930 I still can't see. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3931 The salad does look delicious, but I can't reach it. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3932 Oh, get with it, Myron! When were you born? The Jurassic Period? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3933 It's nice to meet someone I can see eye to eye with. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3934 This restaurant is so last year it’s positively Mesozoic. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3935 I have a lot of trouble finding turtlenecks that fit 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3936 That waiter has some neck 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3937 I went to the doctor. She says my problem is esophageal elongation. Do you have that, too? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3938 Decanting definiely unnecessary, hint of tobacco on the nose but then it slowly opens up to a delicious chocolate finish... 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3939 Who’d have thought dinner was going to be a neck breaking suicide mission! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3940 No Dino Nugs For Us 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3941 We should've ordered the Seafood Tower. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3942 I'd like one too, but I'm afraid straws are a thing of the past. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3943 There's no way out than the dinosaur way. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3944 Don't you call me a dickhead, you, you, you dickhead! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3945 I'm vegan too! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3946 Humans don’t always go down easy. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3947 Who are you calling a dinosaur? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3948 If we start necking, do you think anyone will notice? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3949 So. Marie tells me you’re vegan? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3950 I hope they remember to bring us straws this time! 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3951 Wasn't the atmosphere thicker the last time we were here? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3952 Brian, I'm having an existential crisis. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3953 I wish our tails weren't so conspicuous 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3954 I’ve been trying to get us in here since the Jurassic period. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3955 I can see you texting under the table. Who’s Lisa? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3956 You don’t have to be a goose to have a long neck 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3957 The weather up here is so much nicer with you in it. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
3958 I’m glad I don’t have to look over you like I did to my ex. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3959 Well, our arms are definitely too short... 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3960 What do you mean they only have meat? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3961 Why do you keep trying to talk over me? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3962 No… I think a doggie bag would be stretch. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3963 Why is everyone looking at us like we’re high? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
3964 I don’t think this relationship is going to work out, we don’t see eye-to-eye on anything. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3965 What I love most about this bistro are the vaulted ceilings! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3966 I never know which fork to use, so I just use my mouth. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3967 i'm sorry. I just prefer taller men. 1.1333 0.05480 75 69 2 4
3968 I believe my laryngitis has ceased! 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3969 The Yelp review didn't mention forks. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3970 So, you've been elected Speaker of the House. Now what? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3971 What’s Venmo? 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3972 I get the extinct impression that people are staring at us. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3973 Why such a long face? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3974 I hear you. I find the term "neck and neck" offensive as well. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3975 Long handled forks are an extra charge. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3976 Formalities aside, I’m glad we still see eye to eye on having dinner together. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3977 How is it again that we are supposed to get the food to our mouths 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3978 Don't dawdle. I hear there's an asteroid shower tonight. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3979 Honey I don't think it's a good time to bring a little one in to the world 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3980 I find that our mouths being far from the meal is as effective as intermittent fasting for weight loss. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3981 ‘ Next time let’s eat where they offer straws’ 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3982 If you can’t stick your neck out and call us a waiter, what good are you? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3983 I will but I stick my neck out for nobody. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3984 I think I have something caught in my throat. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3985 I like the atmosphere. But the portions are so small. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3986 I’m worried you’ll just disappear one day. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3987 Let's sue this place for neck discrimination. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3988 Is it me,or are the portions getting smaller? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3989 I had a feeling you were a Vegan. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3990 When do you think we'll be ready to take the next step and become a Brontosaur-us? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3991 Stop sticking your neck in my business! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3992 A twenty percent tip is the new normal Dave." 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3993 The waiter looked confused when I asked for a straw! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3994 Seems like eons since I've seen our waiter. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3995 Next time,we should reserve a high top. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3996 You’ve attracted me with your dinosau-rizz. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3997 I don’t usually neck on the first date.” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3998 With those portion sizes I really don’t think it was worth the month long wait for the reservation 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3999 I bet I can swallow faster than you can. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4000 After dinner, let's go back to your place and neck. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4001 Did you even ask if a high top table was available? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4002 I’m gonna be honest Bernice, I think we misunderstood the reviews saying this place was for “high society types. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4003 Is that a fly in your soup or are you just happy to see me? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4004 The high tops really aren't that much better. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4005 Try to remember that the waiter is not on the menu. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4006 What do mean you think you'll try the meat? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4007 I hear they have great broccoli 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4008 I told you the bouquet wasn’t the main course, Charles. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4009 How about a double order of Little Neck clams? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4010 Today, their flower offering tastes a bit bland. Edith Birdsall, Houston, Texas 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4011 I knew we should have ordered the extra-long spaghetti. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4012 I don't know how you do it. That tie around my neck would drive me crazy. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4013 I'm on a paleo diet. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4014 No necking on the dance floor. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4015 I don't think we're built for fine dining. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4016 I heard there's a meteor rain tonight, so I booked us front-row seats. 1.1316 0.03903 76 68 7 1
4017 I said it was a "Top" restaurant, not a "Tree Top" restaurant. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4018 I think we should ask for a booth 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4019 It’s great this place is still open. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4020 Did you remember to bring the metal straws? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4021 isn't that us?..... how much have we changed??.. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4022 Can we ask him to use a megaphone when he comes to explain the specials? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4023 hope this place has long straws 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4024 I hope they don't overcook the tree tope this time 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4025 She was talking about us in the restroom stall and said ‘every garbage can has a lid,’ the little b#%*. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4026 I told you we should have sat at one of the high tops! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4027 We won't come here again; everyone's staring at us. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4028 It's inspiring and annoying in equal measures, how much people look up at us. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4029 We have had six courses of the seven course meal. But why am I still hungry? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4030 What do you mean, we're splitting the check? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4031 Do you ever wonder where we'd be if we hadn't met at the rave in 1999? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4032 Harold I’m getting choked up. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4033 I'm glad our relationship has progressed beyond necking. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4034 When your neck's longer than the wine list, you've truly reached the height of fine dining. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4035 Soon we won't be able to eat here... 1.1311 0.04358 61 55 5 1
4036 Long-neck dinners: the original social distancing. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4037 How do you feel about a Yucatan vacation? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4038 Yes, this is perfect, but I feel it won't last 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4039 You’re the only tall drink of water that I need. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4040 Fred, let’s keep the meeting formal. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4041 and to think, I thought giraffes would be more your thing 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4042 who are all these strange creatures? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4043 Seems like a stretch to me 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4044 Is it ok if I don’t use my hands to eat? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4045 I just don't move in herds 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4046 It was never going to work out between us, you are from the Upper East Side, I am from the Upper Jurassic. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4047 Oh my gosh, I love your necklace 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4048 I feel we have a lot in common 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4049 No, you ask for a bigger straw. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4050 I feel like we aren’t seeing eye to eye anymore… 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
4051 Do-you-think-my-husband-saw-us? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4052 I hope fine dining never becomes an extinct experience. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4053 Sam and Eloise thought they were above it all, but they loved French food and linen tablecloths. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
4054 people are staring I told you not to wear that tie 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
4055 „Are you seriously looking at your phone right now?“ 1.1310 0.05019 84 77 3 4
4056 My eyes are WAY up here. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4057 Just once, I’d like to try the escargot. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4058 Darling, the boorish mammal at the table behind you is making rude comments about long anatomy. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4059 Why Yes. I do feel a draft. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4060 Eating disorders, am I right? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4061 They said this was a high cuisine restaurant! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4062 Apparently according to the waiter they don't serve dinosaurs. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4063 Honestly, I'd rather just graze the salad bar. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4064 Is it time to talk about extinction? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4065 Dear,I know I wanted to try something new and daring for our anniversary,but how do they expect us to eat? 1.1304 0.04084 69 62 6 1
4066 There’s a mocking plaque there, Herbert. It says, “If you aim for the stars you may reach the top of the trees.” 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4067 Leafy green salads. How did you get yours? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4068 It’s really nice, I’m just not sure I can eat it. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4069 Why did they seem surprised to see us? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4070 What a relief...MATCH.COM is finally using AI. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4071 And by the time it reaches my stomach, I’ve forgotten what I ate. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4072 I told you, this is ladies' night. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
4073 I have trouble swallowing the oysters here. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4074 Did you call ahead to ensure they had long forks and straws? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4075 Great idea, but how do we get it into our mouths without embarrassing ourselves? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4076 I'm more worried about the impending comet than I am about the wine selection. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4077 We can’t leave now Saul, we just sat down… 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
4078 It’s lonely at the top. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4079 Do you ever wonder what the air down there is like? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4080 When the swallows come back to Capistrano. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4081 Are you sure the food here is within our reach? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
4082 This search for upward mobility can make me feel past it, you know? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4083 I too will have the vegetarian plate. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4084 This is a lovely dinner Simon, but I still won't sign that prenup. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4085 Oh, Bob, it’s so nice to finally enjoy our long awaited vacation to the Yucatán. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4086 The vegan selections are disappointing 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4087 High tea hits the spot. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4088 Try the sushi. They serve it with those extra-long chopsticks. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
4089 Is it too soon for necking? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
4090 Keep calm and don't look now, but I think I see T. Rex three tables behind you on your left. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4091 Berta, can you Please order before we become extinct? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4092 No cutlery? It's Ethiopian cuisine, that's why. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4093 I have a land-line too, sigh. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4094 We need to learn how to talk to each other. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4095 Too many brontasauri in town and the high tables were over subscribed. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4096 You know,Rex, that meteor kind of brought us together. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
4097 Where's the swamp? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
4098 I don't think the Heimlich is going to work for you. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
4099 I don’t want to keep any secrets from you: I didn’t want anyone to know when I designed the piece, so I called it a turtle neck” 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
4100 Your turn to grab an endive. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4101 My boss says I stick my neck out too much. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4102 The really need to give us longer chopsticks! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4103 I think we need a more convenient dining room. Don’t you, Honey? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
4104 All dressed up and no way to eat. This doesn't bode well. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4105 This pearl necklace you bought me makes it appear that my neck is extremely long. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4106 Bigger salads would help. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4107 Look, I'm sorry they're out of the vegan entrée. Is frittata out of the question? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4108 The heat lamps would have been a good investment when we redid the ceilings. I wish you had listened. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4109 So, how long are the forks at this place? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4110 My boss abuses his own tyranny. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4111 All the trees were already taken. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4112 Can you toss me a cannoli? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4113 The servings are so small I can hardly see the food 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4114 Enough of this conversation, let's go somewhere and neck! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4115 Things would have been a lot different if the asteroid hadn't missed. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4116 My therapist says we mate with a partner who matches our current level of emotional growth. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4117 Deep throat after dinner? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4118 From where I sit,this marriage is doomed anyway. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4119 It’s been an epoch since you took me somewhere nice. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4120 How was your day?” “Long 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4121 Oh no, DON’T look… that giraffe is here and he’s coming over to say hi 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4122 Next time, I’m making the reservations. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4123 This relationship isn’t the only thing that is going to be extinct. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4124 I thought you said they had good vegetarian options! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4125 It has to be spaghetti to share, right? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4126 Long day 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4127 I had been dating for a while. It’s nice to be with someone who sees eye-to-eye with me. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
4128 yeah first dates are awkward...so anyway...you like hickeys?" 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
4129 Is it bad we ordered the same dish? 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
4130 You're such a stud. You punted that T-rex on the freeway just like an asteroid. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4131 I don't care what the salesman said, Harold. You need a longer tie. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4132 Please don’t make the waiter feel as if he’s beneath us again! 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4133 Want to go below and neck? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4134 I wish you were more evolved. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4135 I forget - are we vegan or vegetarian? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4136 They need to get taller wait staff because I'm getting tired of yelling our orders. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4137 I think you should know - I ate the waiter. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4138 I’d really like to eat that flower — but my neck’s too long and my arm’s too short. Any suggestions! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4139 I understand your point of view. But it's difficult to swallow. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4140 We're going to need a higher table if you don't want to lie down to eat. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4141 Please don't order the spaghetti. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4142 We agreed. I'd go high and you'd go low 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4143 I LOVE this place, but they serve such small portions. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4144 No one else here followed the dress code. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4145 Did you forget to ask for long-legged table again? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4146 "Expecting a ring was too much of a stretch?" 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4147 This date is a dino(snore). 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4148 Thank you for the fancy dinner but, to be clear, I don’t neck on the first date. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4149 I'm feeling gassy. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4150 High Teas” Never gets old! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4151 We can't go on meeting like this. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4152 Yes, quite good, but restaurants are here one day and gone the next. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4153 Next time, we request a high top. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4154 It's your turn to read the bill. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4155 No cocktail, thanks. I'd prefer a long drink. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4156 Well shiver me timbers... he wasn't joking! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4157 Watch the shooting stars after dinner? Oh, how romantic. I heard they'll be passing very close to Earth tonight. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4158 This is evolution? We still can't use our hands to eat. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4159 Well, I just don't think we're compatible." 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4160 I’ve stuck my neck out for you one too many times. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4161 Don't be self-conscious, I have trouble using chopsticks, too. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
4162 I really can't stick my neck out for you anymore, Dennis. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4163 My place, for a Neckflix-and-chill? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4164 By the time the food reaches our stomachs, we will be on our fifth date… 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4165 Wait, you’re also a vegan?! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
4166 It’s so nice to meet someone who understands my point of view 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4167 They don’t respect their elders anymore. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4168 I really do think long is subjective, don’t you? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4169 I will probably just get the usual.. a BLT (big long tall) sandwich 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4170 I’ve been seeing someone. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4171 I stuck my neck out to suggest this cafe. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4172 Try the hot soup. It actually cools before it hits your stomach. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4173 You always love the new diet fads, paleo just doesn’t work for me. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4174 I really hope the small plates menu is nearing extinction... 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4175 I'm afraid I can't eat a thing, Dino. My throat's so saur, I must have bronco-chitis. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4176 I hope the martinis come in long stemmed glasses 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4177 and worst of all, Darren… I’m bored. We… we should see other people. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4178 We seem to have been seated right underneath the fan again 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4179 It make take some time,but when I'm finished swallowing,then we can do some necking 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4180 You haven't eaten in 150 million years but you won't wait for a longer fork. 1.1282 0.03344 78 69 9 0
4181 I'll be very impressed if you pick up the check. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4182 Do you mind if we sit for a few days and digest our food? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
4183 The only herbivore option is a salad 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4184 I forgot my reading glasses at home. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4185 I forgot my reading glasses. Can you see if the menu says omnivore or herbivore, because I can’t really digest meat. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
4186 You look just like your photos on match.com 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
4187 Did you turn off the iron?” The struggle continues 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
4188 For the last time, you need to check for elevated table sections. T-Rex restaurant reviews are not to be trusted. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4189 Glad I munched on the trees on the way in. Those plates are just so far away. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
4190 I’m delighted you asked me to join you, and the place is lovely; how are we ever going to be able to eat dinner ? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4191 And the waiter is a 'never-saw-us'? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4192 Its refreshing to see eye-to-eye with my partner for a change 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4193 And again it's the "Nouvelle Cuisine"! Kill me now!! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4194 Wave at him again, I don't think he saurus 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4195 Have you noticed our arms are too short to feed ourselves?? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4196 It's a nice restaurant, dear, but an elongated cartoon panel is what we really need right now! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4197 I do not believe in necking on a first date. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4198 No wonder we died out! We starved to death. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4199 At our age, two out of three is pretty darn good. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4200 I can't believe the Giraffes cancelled on us again. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4201 ...then I woke up and there was no meteor strike nor extinction. Just a bad dream! Now tell me, Bron, how was your mammal? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4202 What are we eating? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4203 Divorce? That's hard to swallow and may take a while. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4204 I didn't expect a reservation before our arms evolved. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4205 I asked for an Extra-Long Island Iced Tea 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4206 I know we always get the leaves, but just this once let's get more leaves. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4207 I've had it up to here with them always forgetting to bring straws. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4208 I'm finding the bread sticks curiously unrefreshing. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4209 Me too, I hate being called "Pencil Neck." What's a pencil anyway? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4210 We might be extinct before our dinner arrives! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4211 That red had a really long finish. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4212 Sorry, dessert on not on our Paleolithic diet 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4213 I think i'm going to need a straw. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4214 I hope they have long forks. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4215 For our appetizer, should we split an order of slthy toves?! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4216 I'm glad we finally got to use this Groupon before it expired. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4217 What are you wearing? I want to compliment your outfit." -Jonathan Joo, 13 years ol 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4218 You think they brought the bread yet? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4219 Let’s order a wine with a long finish. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4220 „Did you even notice what I am wearing tonight AT ALL?“ 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4221 You are right, it is warm in here 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4222 Now it’s your turn to go down and check if we’ve been served 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4223 It may be a stretch, but I feel we are compatible 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4224 Your profile said you were 39 ft tall 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4225 I didn't catch the specials, did you? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4226 Let me tell you, I really don’t trust these new age vegan places. Nobody here likes meat, but there’s a line. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4227 I hope they have fingers-free menu 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4228 You said I could wear heels” 1.1270 0.04229 63 57 5 1
4229 You never take me out. Is the world ending? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4230 The Kale salad really came neck and neck with the plant based burger 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4231 I’m glad we see eye to eye on splitting the bill 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4232 I hate that they’ve banned straws. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4233 Maybe a high top? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4234 How are we going to eat this meal? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4235 Not sure this was a good idea. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4236 I don’t understand why they won’t let us eat indoors. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4237 Oh Oh--Just swallowed an olive. Can you do the Heimlich? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4238 Tell the restaurant tor aise the table! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4239 I think the spaghetti would work best for us. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4240 I'm ordering the T-Rex medium rare. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4241 The food looks lovely but how do we get it to our mouths? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4242 So, where are we dining tonight? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4243 The cutlery is too short but the chairs are sturdy, so on the whole I guess it’s OK. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4244 I see you look down on the food here too. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4245 First, you should never order the fish special on Monday and, second, you know very well we're herbivores. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4246 What we have is so good,why want to stick our necks out any further? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4247 This place specializes in the latest diet craze… Paleo 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4248 I don't want to stick my neck out here, but ... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4249 They better have vegetarian options. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4250 I don’t care how many Michelin stars they have. They have zero high-top tables. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4251 I saw your ad for someone to share crawls in the woods with. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
4252 I wish they would give us forks with longer handles. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4253 Did you remember to ask for straws? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4254 How did you know I was going to order the salad? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4255 I think our marriage is stronger when we stick our heads in the ground . 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4256 After all these years together I’m glad we still see eye to eye. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4257 It’s our anniversary, but you don’t remember the eon when we met, do you? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4258 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should ‘branch out.’ 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4259 I told you it's low carb 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4260 I feel like we're both on the same level with with this issue and that's honestly refreshing. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4261 This restaurant will receive a bad review tomorrow: so many plates, and not a single tree! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4262 I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4263 The steaks are too low and I prefer them meteor 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4264 It's been a really long day, George. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4265 Is this food magical, steaming down there, cold up here” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4266 It’s not you, it’s that I’m entering my short king era 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4267 And to think I stuck my neck out for him. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4268 You have some spinach caught in your teeth . . . any ideas? I hate it when this happens . . . 1.1266 0.04890 79 72 4 3
4269 I won't know if I'm full for another 20 minutes. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4270 Its been way too long since we have had a necking session! 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4271 I feel like you talk down to me. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4272 oh, it's lab-grown? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4273 I can live with the itch too. You're right, paper straws are worse. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
4274 For a 5 star restaurant that’s the simplest center piece I’ve ever seen. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
4275 I'm sorry I embarrassed you Brian, but O'Saurus is not that common of a last name, and the point of a reservation is to not give it away 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
4276 It’s so nice to meet someone who will always stick their neck out for you. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
4277 The portions here are so small I can hardly see them. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4278 I think we have a shot at a famous hot dog eating contest every July... 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4279 Every year the plates get further away. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4280 Don’t send the food back just because it’s cold by the time it reaches your mouth. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4281 Darn! Meat in the pu pu platter! Let's check out the palm trees in the outdoor seating area. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4282 Personally, I would have chosen a vegan restaurant. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4283 I knew instantly we would see eye to eye. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4284 I'm not crazy about the vegetarian options. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4285 I might just be sticking my neck out on this one but have you been working out?? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4286 They have some neck! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4287 I love living in Florida. The early bird special hits my stomach just as Wheel Of Fortune comes on. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4288 for the necks, we don't haven have fingers! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4289 Honey, we're on the scale of above-average, certainly higher than the humans in Congress. Why don't one of us become the Speaker of the House? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4290 Glad it's buffet style. I heard waiters won't come for 60 million years. 1.1250 0.04725 64 59 3 2
4291 What should we order for our last meal as a species? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4292 “How? All our food is tossed not just the salads.” 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4293 I'm glad you could take the night off from your high stress job of Emergency Proctologist. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4294 Since when are no longer a vegan. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4295 I didn't think eating at "Petite Maison" was a good idea. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4296 The spaghetti is particularly wonderful tonight. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4297 Spaghetti again? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4298 How do they expect us to get the food into our mouths at such a tiny table?! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4299 So, no opposable thumbs, how are we going to eat? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4300 I just never saw eye-to-eye with my ex. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4301 Can you not spill the soup? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4302 Darling, if it wasn't for the sheer stupidity of the human race, we'd never have made a come-back. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4303 Of all the hot long necks in this town, how come you chose to stick yours out for me? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4304 Do you want to go home and neck after dinner? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4305 Is it tacky to ask for a straw? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4306 Sometimes, it's hard to believe we lasted this long. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4307 Let's split an order of spaghetti. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4308 I was hoping for a romantic dinner, not just necking. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
4309 I thought you said they had high tops? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4310 First they laugh at our short arms Then they laugh at our request for doggie bags! 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
4311 When we started dating, you said the view from up here would be better. It’s really not. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4312 I’m sleeping with other people. It’s not because I don’t love you anymore. I still do. It’s just that… well, you make me orgasm too quickly. I prefer a gradual build, but you just attack it, honey. It’s boring. I feel quite bored with you, my love. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4313 We’ve got to stop eating like this! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4314 I’m just going to have the primordial tree leaves again. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4315 What we have in common is we are always sticking our neck out 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4316 If we don't get bigger servings we'll go extinct. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4317 I've always wondered what the food tastes like here. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4318 Should we start with the two-for-one longnecks ? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4319 Stick your neck out and tell Trump to shut up. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4320 Demanding paper straws is just being a good ancestor. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
4321 Yes, some straws would be nice, but we wouldn't want to see them stuck in any stegosauri's noses. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4322 I know we're herbivores, but what if we went gluten free? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4323 Maybe check the menu for something taller? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4324 Please pass the Grey Poupon. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4325 Can you ask for longer forks? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4326 What do we do next? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4327 The Long Dinner 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4328 Do you have any idea how much I struggled to get my necklace on? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4329 This is no place for reptilarians. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4330 The Italian appetizer was a bit chewy. What was his name again? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4331 I like you. Allow me to call you Dino. You may call me Apatosaurus Excelsus. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4332 Let's ask the waiter for a couple of table clothes to use as bibs for the lobster course. 1.1250 0.03521 64 57 7 0
4333 Well, we better do something, Bob, or our business will be extinct. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4334 Why the fancy restaurant? Everything we eat is haute cuisine. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4335 You’re a vegan. I’m a herbivore. I don’t see a future here. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4336 Here's looking at you kid." "I'm glad we see eye to eye. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4337 This place always gives me a pain in the neck. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
4338 Funny, you don’t look like your online pictures 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4339 I've been seeing our neighbor, the stegosaurus. He really looks up to me. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4340 Just so you know,I never like necking on a first date. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4341 How are we supposed to eat this? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4342 YOU were supposed to bring the arm extensions! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4343 How do you feel about necking on the first date? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4344 Are you really sure this neckline isn't too plunging? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4345 There’s never enough vegan options. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4346 Is that the Clarks? Well Beverly told me they still believe they are Brontosaurus. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4347 It’s hard to find a man on my level, but we’re neck and neck. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
4348 You could have picked a place with high seating. I can't see if there's anything left in my glass. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4349 Oh, I’ve been longing to see you darling… 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4350 So long, David. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4351 The portions look so small from up here. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
4352 You’ve got to be kidding! I’m not sticking my neck out for that 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4353 I don’t find what you said humerus at all. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4354 we have such a better view of the world & gives us a better perspective from up here. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4355 Do you have room for dessert? 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
4356 It’s so nice to be dining indoors again. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4357 you look nothing like your picture 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4358 I’m sick of your high standards 1.1250 0.04831 80 73 4 3
4359 And I really had to stick my neck out to get this reservation 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4360 I told them we only eat plants. Why is that such a tall order? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4361 Taking 'fine dining' to new heights. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
4362 Well, at least the chairs are sturdy. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4363 So what's the long view? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4364 Your cousing Arnold just walked in. But don't turn around. You might knock over the table. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4365 I feel silly, but I guess it's better that waiting for the meteor at home. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4366 Every since the Jurassic Period, this restaurant just hasn’t been the same 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4367 Honey, I don't see how becoming vegan will prevent volcanoes 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
4368 I really don't get why this place is highly recommended" 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4369 I don’t know what they’re complaining about the weather is fine 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
4370 I liked the third floor place a bit better 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4371 Donald, the waiter brought me a salad AGAIN - I ordered the ribeye! 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4372 You realize we are sticking our necks out by eating here. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4373 What do you mean, Dino’s not a real dog? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4374 Of course I’m from “Great Neck” what about you? 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4375 neck wraps have gotten so expensive. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4376 Try to take the long view. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4377 Remember to duck. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4378 My favorite dessert is you. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4379 You take the first bite. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4380 Can our arms reach this tall ? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4381 So, you decided not to make a special request for higher tables on Open Table? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4382 Last of the big spenders, eh? One strand for this much neck? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4383 Our dinner will probably be cold by the time we evolve arms long enough to eat it. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4384 It's so refreshing to be able to see eye-to-eye like this with someone. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4385 It's wonderful that we see eye to eye about so many things. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4386 It feels like we haven't seen the waiter since the Mesozoic Era. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4387 Before we dine Wadsworth, I must ask, do you know the Heimlich maneuver? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4388 I sure hope this place has those extra-long chopsticks. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4389 We're not overdressed, are we? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4390 Do you ever get the sense that one this will all just end? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4391 Would I stick my neck out for you? Of course. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4392 Shit! That's my ex over there! Do-you-think-he-saurus? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4393 What do you want for your last meal? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4394 I’ve decided to go Keto 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4395 Just few months more honey, then we will make a heart indeed as we age, Already our heads are close enough 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4396 That's a lovely neck you got there" "You too 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4397 perfect night to watch the meteor shower 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4398 I just don’t love you anymore, Harold. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4399 I'm so high right now, what about yourself? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4400 i’m going to ask if we can move to a booth 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4401 So how do you pronounce „haute cuisine“? 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4402 I thought all good men were extinct 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4403 Do you think they’ll let us open up the ceiling? It’s getting a little stuffy. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4404 Well, at least they didn’t seat us at the high-top this time. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4405 Normally one to wear turtlenecks, Dina was feeling a little coquettish on her date.. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4406 I think the waiter is a Trans-Rex sexual 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4407 I'm already full! A little goes a long way! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4408 This is stupid. Our anatomy doesn't let us have a nice night out 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4409 No, I don't neck on the first date. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4410 I'm not quite sure how to ask this, but are you proportionate? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4411 Don't get me wrong, I think you're wonderful. But, I do get the feeling that you think you're above it all. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4412 I’ve had to give up wine and food. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4413 I need to share something with you on the down low. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4414 Maybe we'd be closer if the table were a little longer. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4415 Tired of winning? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4416 So I see that the Viagra got stuck when you swallowed it too. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4417 I didn’t think giving up straws could make a difference either, but apparently we’ve solved the world’s plastic problem. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4418 Did you see the look the waiter gave us? He didn't expect us to turn back. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4419 I'm into long forks. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4420 Not sure how we’re going to manage the necking stage. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4421 Try answering my 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4422 I don't like the atmosphere of this place. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4423 You looked more like a T. rex in your Tinder photo! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4424 I fear we are about to make ourselves extinct. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4425 But is modernist cuisine really for us? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4426 I feel more comfortable at these Vegan only spots. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4427 What dod you order? Told you im a vegetarian. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4428 Well this is going to be a “tall” order! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4429 I can only reach other people's food 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4430 Maybe we should skip dinner and get straight to necking 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4431 I told the sitter the kids could stay up and watch the meteor shower 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4432 No, for the last time, Caduceus, I’m not doing it. Not even on your birthday. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4433 Your tail’s giving us away. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4434 The flowers are always too short. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4435 Honestly? I preferred when I could look down on you 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4436 My last relationship failed because my partner said I looked down on him. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4437 You were right, this evening the sturgeon was a bit high! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4438 There’s no way you’re 6ft. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4439 I thought you said we were going to High Tea. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4440 I come here for the long forks 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4441 I don't think they understand how we eat! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4442 I’m still hungry too. Should we try carnivore? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4443 Would it be tacky if I asked for a straw? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4444 So sorry that we cannot raise a toast to each other. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4445 I can’t live like this anymore, Harold, I want a divorce. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4446 See? I told you, Rex. Dinosaurs are not fit for fine dining. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4447 I told you to request a higher table. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4448 At times like this I wish my arms were longer. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4449 Well, that’s a tall order… 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4450 I don’t care how naked you feel, we’ll never do turtlenecks again. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4451 How are you supposed to reach your mouth? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4452 Order the salad and stop worrying. We’ve been here for 165 million years. What could wrong? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4453 That's why I suggested you try the burrata salad. You always order pond fronds, and you're always disappointed. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4454 I’ve always wanted to have a date where we meet eye to eye. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4455 I'm so confused. I mean...what am I? Am I a snake with elephant feet? Some kind of dinosaur? And how come I don't have any wine? 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4456 Exactly how much thought did you put into this dinner? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4457 Yes, the gift card was very thoughtful of the kids, but the remark that we should use it before we 'become extinct' I didn't find amusing. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
4458 Glad to have found someone who shares my towering anxiety! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4459 No, I don’t have twelve more lozenges. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4460 Am I the stork or the fox? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4461 We are dinosraus 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
4462 The servings are way to small, in these 4 star Vegan restaurants. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4463 I gather a little necking is out of the question. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4464 They upgraded the lighting in here recently 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
4465 I think we should skip the flambé. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
4466 I’m just amazed the homosapien costume fooled the hostess. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
4467 No dessert, Harold. I have a saurous throat. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4468 Did you hear that Ms. and Mr. T Rex caused quite a stir at Nobu last week? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4469 You say Brontosaurus I say Apatosaurus, let's call the whole thing off! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4470 I always overeat. I think it just takes too long for my food to settle. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4471 Other people? Well, good luck with that” 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4472 In your personal ad, you said you were taller. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4473 Where are the straws, dear? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4474 Best guess? Fresh prey sauteed with foliage and rotting wood." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4475 Do you think Taylor will know our outfits are from the Mesazoic Era tour? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4476 I couldn’t read the menu from up here either. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4477 It's a long way from the cup to the lip. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4478 It might be three starred and it might be vegan, but the Nouvelle Cuisine portion sizes are always so disappointing 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4479 I hear their flaming desserts are to die for! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4480 I've always had a neck for haute cuisine 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4481 How can a photon know it is being observed!!!?? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
4482 This rare amuse-bush everyone keeps raving about better be worth it. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4483 Long live in-person interaction! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4484 should we kiss 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4485 I’m in the mood for a tall glass of water 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4486 I stuck my neck out to get this reservation 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4487 ‘We are too straight! we are supposed to look like a love heart!’ 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4488 i asked for special seating 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4489 I simply asked for a straw 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4490 This vacation in Cancun is nice, but don’t you get an eerie feeling being so near Chixulub? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4491 I'm finally over that bronchitis." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4492 Sylvester, my skin's not the only thing I'm about to shed. I'm filing for a divorce from you. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4493 Well it's my opinion that we have waited so long that we'll positively go extinct before the waiter comes with our check. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4494 The lady said this necklace brings out my neck. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4495 This food isn't of a high enough standard for me 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4496 I have no idea how that cured velociraptor got into your entree. I specifically asked for the plant-based menu. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4497 I hope they serve the salad " on the branch " . 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4498 Why is everyone looking at us? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4499 You’re a great guy, but ‘before we go extinct’ is such a tired cliche. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4500 For the life of me I can't catch the waiters eye. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4501 Tom, why aren't you eating" ? " Every time I do, It seems as if I'm still hungry" 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4502 No, I didn't order the low-hanging fruit. Should I have? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4503 the food, service and atmosphere is great but the utensels are too short as the cater to those humanoids. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4504 Do you see us carbon dating in the future? 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4505 Just because you saw some cavemen eating like this, doesn't mean it's appropriate for us. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4506 And they call us monsters! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4507 Psst, they're not looking. Let's eat what that table's having. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4508 We probably should have asked for a high top table. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4509 Don't you love these out of the way French cafes? They are so romantic. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4510 But we do get status bragging rights for scoring a reservation here. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4511 We should ask for two sheets to use as bibs for the lobster course. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4512 I want someone I can look up to. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4513 I'm so depressed. I'm starting to get long in the tooth. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4514 I wonder what the Catch of the Day is and whether it is big and live? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4515 I'm just head over heels for you 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4516 Why’s everyone staring , it’s not like we’re “necking” 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4517 I should have asked for a straw 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
4518 YOU were supposed to make sure it was a vegetarian restaurant! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4519 Sorry, they were out of high-top tables 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4520 The portions just LOOK small from here 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4521 I wish interest rates were as low as this table. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4522 It seemed like the waitress knew who you were. Have you ever met herbivore? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4523 I have a sore throat, sorry! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4524 I know small talk can be boring, but the weather is honestly nicer up here 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4525 If i knew this is what would have become of us, i would have thrown myself in front of the meteor 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
4526 I always love meeting at this secluded little table, where we can express our feelings, and be anonymous, without fear that Fred and Nora will find out and each file for divorce. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
4527 I saw you staring at that little Argentinosaurus at the waitress stand. Is that the sort of thing you like? Is it? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4528 It’s so much more practical to put your napkin on your lap instead of under your chin. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4529 You have beautiful eyes 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4530 Why is everything so tiny? Or are we just too big 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4531 Nessy, is that really you ? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4532 I'm not sure we thought out the utensil situation... 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4533 I agree...it's a bit too long 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4534 I guess we are neck and neck as to who is taller but who really cares except us. Each of us now can reach for the stars. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4535 I don't think sitting in the booth would have made this any better 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4536 I told you this would happen if we didn’t get an Instagram account. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4537 Darling, you would really stick your neck out for me? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4538 I think I'll have a salad tonight. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
4539 What’s on the menu? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4540 Lets split the Salad 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4541 What do you mean they said there’s going to be a ‘long wait’ on food? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4542 We might need binoculars to read the dessert menu. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
4543 Well look at the time, would you? I have a mass extinction event to attend. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4544 I can't see there's some fucking dinosaur in front of me 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4545 You've got to come up with some better lines or you'll be facing extinction. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4546 Do you even remember when we first necked? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
4547 You had a lot more hair in your profile photo. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4548 I don't think it's quite haute enough. 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
4549 The Lady & the Tramp” kiss? I don’t think we’re there yet 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4550 none of the online reviews even mentioned the service being low here 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
4551 The meal looks delicious, but it's going to be difficult to ingest. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4552 We should've brought our really long silverware. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4553 This is not the right place to eat; we can just discuss 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4554 Fourth time here, and I still can’t get the fork to my mouth. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4555 Say something Robert. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4556 I’m all for the environment but I could really use a straw. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4557 It's a lovely dinner, dear, but our paws don't reach our mouths. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4558 What do you think about the idea of ‘necking?’ 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4559 I'm still getting used to you without your mask on" 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
4560 We can't even get through the salad course without some cold-blooded comment from you. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4561 Hey darling be careful when you move, remember the last meet, you broke the table when you come to kiss me 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4562 Dining sours our palette, let's keep it vegan 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4563 I swiped right because in your profile it said you like to neck. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4564 Did you bring your checkbook? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4565 I can see the kitchen from here. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
4566 I hope the waiter heard me say no cilantro. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4567 I told you we should’ve sat at the highboys 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4568 i sure wish these chairs had headrests 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
4569 Sorry, Sidney, but we're just not apatable. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4570 How about 'Twist and Shout?" 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4571 In your profile pic you looked Cretaceous but you gotta be Jurassic in real life. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4572 I am just curious to know. Why do you have an X instead of a last name. Are you ashamed of your ancestors? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4573 No matter how much I eat, it always takes me so long to feel full. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4574 They forgot my redwood - should I say something? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4575 Does it seem like the portions are getting smaller? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4576 We both deserve something better... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4577 No small wonder we have trouble necking. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4578 The next time I'll arrange the table. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4579 Life is feeling short 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4580 It's not like a steak is going to kill you. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4581 I think ordering the small plates was m mistake. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4582 I can’t hear you either. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4583 I can’t believe they’re out of palm trees again. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4584 I’ve been wondering if there’s any point in staying on my diet. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4585 I wasn’t sure we’d see eye to eye. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4586 Too bad the forests disappeared. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4587 I feel guilty going out. Do you think our hatchlings will be okay with Rex, the babysitter? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4588 Eating here is a real pain in the neck. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4589 …and that was the second time I met Madonna. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4590 The server forgot our silverware 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4591 We'll be extinct If I wait for you to propose. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4592 It was supposed to be an upscale restaurant. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4593 So I told them 'Everyone knows there's an asteroid coming, but you gotta live!' 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4594 150 million years and still no vegetarian options? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4595 I don’t know if a high top would’ve been any better 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4596 Did you notice the waiter staring right at my chest? The nerve! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4597 Whew! I thought I was the only one having no luck buying turtleneck sweaters. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4598 I hate it that tall food has gone out of style." 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
4599 If only I had opposable thumbs so I could wind my watch. 1.1190 0.04609 84 77 4 3
4600 Are we the neckless wonders? 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
4601 The brain in my skull says you’re the one….but the brain in my ass just isn’t sure. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
4602 And here I thought all the good brontosaurus had gone extinct. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
4603 Are you sure you said we look ' Distinguished ' ? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4604 You know... there's really no hope if either of us chokes on their food 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4605 My entree was good, but I should have ordered the dinosaur ribs. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4606 I haven't seen the waiter, either. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4607 Our server thought ordering 17 straws was pie-in-the-sky twaddle. Some people just can't see the water through the monsters. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4608 I don’t want to start until they bring us our long necks… I can handle those without thumbs… 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4609 Restaurants really are short-staffed these days. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4610 I hate going to restaurants like this the food and drinks are too far away 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4611 But everything looks fine from here. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4612 Maybe the 'dazzling atmosphere' they raved about on Yelp is down there? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4613 why are we getting stares? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4614 It feels like we’ve been on the waiting list for a million years… 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4615 Don't make a scene; a simple head nod should get the waiter's attention. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4616 I hope they have long straws here. Susan Hanna, Columbus, Ohio 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4617 At the finest restaurant in town and the only vegetarian option is iceberg lettuce with two cherry tomatoes. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4618 Glad that its only our neck thats long 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4619 I'll have the little neck clams 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4620 Don’t ask for more water… wait for it to get down your throat this time 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4621 I feel like I have to stick out my neck for you often… 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4622 So this is necking? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4623 Well, at least this waiter got why we said, "No silverware needed." 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4624 I'll tell you who the Tallest . .Always Right . sky high. .Pain in The Neck is . . 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4625 How'd they know it was the long neck clams we preferred? 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4626 Just because you're paying for dinner doesn't mean we're going to neck. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4627 Not ordering another long neck, are you? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4628 I told you we should have sat at the high-top. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4629 I'm afraid this restaurant doesn't offer straws anymore. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4630 Where are the appetizers you ask. I can't even see the table from here. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4631 And of course the swamp grass is all non-GMO. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4632 So, are you a Wilma or Betty kind of guy? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4633 Honey, why do we sit a table we can't eat from? Is our marriage falling apart!? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4634 I hope this disguise works for us clones. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4635 I wish I could reach any of the food. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4636 At least the restaurant I chose had high-top tables! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4637 I just wanted to celebrate. I've been having this recurring premonition that a meteor is headed our way. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4638 We are perfectly aligned n terms of vertebrae ! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4639 What do you think it is they mean here exactly with „all you can eat“? 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4640 @tbtoro Travis Kelce? Maybe she’s in her Jurassic Era..... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4641 „This goes on your neck“ 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4642 I hear that this restaurant has the tastiest seedlings. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4643 Is this really the best meal you've ever eaten? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4644 We''ll give "necking in the back seat" a whole new meaning! But we'll need a convertible. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4645 You have to be a real snake to get in. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4646 This is the first time I’ve ever felt I really see eye to eye with someone else. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4647 Getting the check always takes eons. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4648 This is very sweet of you in spite of the fact that we will be extinct tomorrow. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4649 The important thing that we can see each other 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4650 First problem, no straws. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4651 So, Hamish, is this your first time using the 'Lonely Loch Ness Lovers' app 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4652 Uh . . . let's go somewhere else . . . I know a place where we can get some great low-hanging fruit! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4653 This is the last time I'm sticking my neck out for you, and paying for your portion of the meal. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4654 I'm pretty sure what I just ate was extinct. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4655 Wait a minute, your profile said you were 72 feet tall, but I'm only 68. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4656 $10,000 just for a ton of salad? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4657 I think I would have preferred the Penthouse Restaurant. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4658 I'm finding it hard to swallow this stuff. How about you? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4659 I thought YOU were a herbivore. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4660 These days I think they call it “eating mindfully.” 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4661 Just to be clear, there’ll be no ‘necking’ after this dinner. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4662 So, the forks aren't long enough to get food to our mouths. Maybe we need to find another place. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4663 Thanks for sticking your neck out for me. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4664 Ok, you tell me! How am I supposed to get the food into my mouth? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4665 Some say that dress codes are for dinosaurs 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4666 I had hoped there would be more vegetarian options. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4667 Do you mean to say our seats aren’t in the balcon? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4668 I wish there were more leafy greens on the menu. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4669 I caught the kids necking in the car. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4670 Of course I'll go out with you again . . . as soon as you get a convertible. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4671 My brain is saying "Yes,yes,yes!" But my other brain is saying "No way!" 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4672 I’ve been looking for a guy who will stick his neck out for me. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4673 I don’t feel like necking tonight. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
4674 I think I’m just going to order the salad 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4675 i told you not to order the short stack 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4676 I told you I should have brought that sweater. They only ever temp control the dining latitude, Henry. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4677 Do you think we’re over dressed? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4678 My ex said I made him feel overlooked. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4679 I am a vegetarian not vegan.. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4680 It does take a while for the chef’s ideas to hit you 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4681 I still think we should’ve sat at the bar 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
4682 Do you think Dinosaur Train will end well? 1.1176 0.04459 68 63 3 2
4683 now that the NYC marathon is over, we can have a nice dinner together! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4684 When I said ‘pass the salt’ I meant ‘…within my reach’ 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4685 So your profile said you were vegan 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4686 For a place called The Meteor it sure is dead in here. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4687 It's a little chilly,I should've worn my turtle neck! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4688 Don’t be so stiff necked. Forgive me! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
4689 This isn’t going to work; they don’t have tall trees on the menu. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4690 Ever since I found out you're a Chicxulub denier, I just haven't felt the same about you. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4691 My last boyfriend was a T-Rex. The T stood for ‘Temperamental’. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
4692 Can’t you see I have a lot on my plate right now? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4693 Good service is going extinct. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
4694 I'm fine, it just went down the wrong way. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4695 we never neck anymore... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4696 Rex and Steggy just installed a new tar-pit jacuzzi. We simply must get one! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4697 I told you that we should have waited for our regular table! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4698 We need longer arms 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4699 You would think that they would have least given us a high top! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4700 Evolution has not served us well--I cannot get the food to my mouth. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4701 I thought this restaurant had a second -story aboretum and garden. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4702 You ordered steak? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4703 Let's hope it's not another long tasting menu. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4704 Did our dinner arrive yet? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4705 They should have birds on the menu since we're here so early .... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4706 If we can't figure out how to get the food from the table to our mouths, we're not going to be around whenever that asteroid gets here. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4707 Nice place,Irving,but I noticed the salad bar is outside. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4708 I never neck on a first date. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4709 You know,I feel more comfortable eating at home. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4710 What I wouldn't give for a nice, big juicy garden salad. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4711 I've told you a million times that this knot makes your neck look too long. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4712 They say that meteor just missed the Earth. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4713 Of course, the real nuisance will be getting this dress off. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4714 I recommend the steamed littleneck clams. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4715 Yes, I’m sure it’s lovely food but how do you suggest we eat it? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4716 They say the crick in the neck is worth it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4717 When do you want to neck? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4718 Ya’ know what we need? Personal dumbwaiters! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4719 The vaulted ceilings were a nice touch 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4720 I really like you too, but I just can't date a carnivore for ethical reasons 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4721 So you're positive that we as vegans will live forever? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4722 Y’know, I get so excited for date night I forget we don’t have opposable thumbs. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4723 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to stick my neck out for these guys…you know what I’m saying, right? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4724 I prefer a more elevated salad experience. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
4725 So how long have you lived in Loch Ness? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4726 ''All these asteroid alarmists are doing my head in with their talk about creating asteroid deflecting technology.'' 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4727 I don't think they heard you call, dear. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4728 Have they brought the plates yet? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4729 There's no way I can reach my food." 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4730 Sure, only if it's one of those environmentally friendly straws. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4731 I feel like I connect with you on a higher level. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4732 Can we please forgo all the pageantry and skip to the necking!" 1.1159 0.04397 69 64 3 2
4733 Google says this love potion needs a honeymoon at Loch Ness. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4734 Shall we start necking after dinner? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4735 I'm so glad you like vegetarian restaurants. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4736 With that asteroid thing, I'm just as glad we don't have any grandchildren. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4737 Do we look like we’d be interested in the surf and turf special? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4738 A fancy restaurant with reasonable prices? I thought they were long extinct! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4739 If we all could just see eye to eye! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4740 You're getting mixed greens - iceberg is not good for you! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4741 This was your idea? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4742 I 'm loving this birthday celebration, but what I really need are more necklaces. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4743 You mean, no dinosaur Kale? Let's go somewhere else. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4744 I may be sticking my neck out, but I hear the food’s really good. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4745 I think I’m tired of salad. I’m going to order the steak. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4746 The REAL reason this species of dinosaur went extinct, they preferred blow jobs. 1.1159 0.05278 69 64 2 3
4747 Darling, it looks so delicious, but how will we ever reach it? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4748 I'd like to hold your hand but you'll have to wait for the signal to travel to my arm. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4749 Really? Well with what goes on nowadays I don't find anything hard to swallow. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4750 Do you think my necklace is ostentatious? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4751 That's why I love you dear, you always take my point of view. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4752 I mean, it's not like we have our heads in the clouds all the time or anything.... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4753 With this service,no wonder we’re going extinct! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4754 Is this one of those restaurants where the waiter will make a scene if I ask for a straw? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4755 I’ll have a gag order. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4756 That’s why Dinosaurs went extinct. They couldn’t eat. High tables and low chairs should have been combined to help them survive. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4757 I don’t have sex on the first date, but I’m not opposed to necking. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4758 I can’t believe the food hasn’t arrived yet… 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4759 I know it's selfish but I really wish they still gave out straws 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4760 I hear the salads are very good. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4761 I should have worn my necklace” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4762 And that's the night LittleFoot was created 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4763 I’m glad we don’t have a long distance relationship 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4764 What’s taking so long? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4765 I told you we should have asked for a high-top. Now we'll have to bend over like savages. 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
4766 I feel like the wait staff is neck-lecting us. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4767 I don't know about you, but I have a craving for long-neckrd clams.O 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4768 Five o’clock is not the beginning of the end. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4769 I can't get over the fact that our waiter is an Oculudentavis, what were they thinking? 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4770 I am not comfortable seeing so many mammals in the operas these days. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4771 I'm starving. Be right back. 1.1154 0.03148 104 92 12 0
4772 Just ask Alice! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4773 We need a taller table or longer arms. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4774 Why this restaurant? You know I’m vegetarian! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4775 Longer, please, Nobody can hear us. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4776 I thought you were taking me out necking. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4777 Didn't we ask for a high top table when we made the reservation? 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
4778 I'm not impressed with the atmosphere in here. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4779 ‘we’ve finally made it to the best restaurant in the world! But…how are we supposed to get the dinner in our mouths?!’ 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4780 Thank goodness they took reservations years in advance 1.1154 0.05924 52 48 2 2
4781 I told you that’s not why they call it a Long Island dear. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
4782 I really hate to cough in the Covid-Era, but I feel like there’s something lodged in my throat. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
4783 We're just here for the ambiance. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4784 It's so hard to meet other sauropods these days. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4785 Did you really mean to say "You would love you like I we were the last two on earth"? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4786 THIS is certainly evidence of an evolutionary misstep. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4787 If that waiter makes one more Long Island Iced Tea joke, im outa here 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4788 Frankly, I find it insulting when the wait staff assumes I’m a vegetarian. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4789 Just setting some ground rules here- no hickies on a first date” 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4790 Get your head out of the clouds and think about what I said! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4791 Dino nuggets. Do you think it’s a message? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4792 I’m not sure we see eye to eye anymore 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4793 She said it was just a tea party. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4794 I can't really hear anything. Can You? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4795 What makes this restaurant so special for me is its haute cuisine, literally. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4796 Did you remember our straws? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4797 We should ask the waiter for longer silverware. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4798 well, at least we won’t choke on asparagus… 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4799 Really -- I always order only salad. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4800 Just a salad. I'm trying to lose some neck. 1.1148 0.03386 61 55 6 0
4801 We made him a double legacy at Yale, but with that B+ in Latin, it's still a reach. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4802 Could we ask for a higher table? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4803 Is it me or do you feel rushed? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4804 Sometimes, it’s really hard to hold my head high and rise above it all, you know? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4805 Here comes the dessert drone. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4806 I know we’re different sweetheart, but we need to fit in 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4807 Couldn't have asked for a taller table? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4808 How could chef not get that we are vegetarians?! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4809 It hurts most when I wake up. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4810 See Larry, I told you we should’ve waited for a high top! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4811 I feel as though we are higher than society 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4812 I usually sit at the counter. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4813 Let's just agree that we'll never neck again. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4814 So it’s settled then, no more tapas. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4815 Where all the high top tables taken? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4816 You wouldn’t believe me. Acting like humans is impractical. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4817 After that time with the fish bone, I’m strictly vegan 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4818 You are one fine “dine” osaur. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4819 I've missed you and I having a civilized night out, free of those boorish T-Rexs... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4820 I don’t really care for unagi in my sushi 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4821 You were supposed to reserve a high top table. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4822 I don't know if I like it. It hasn't reached my stomach yet. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4823 Don’t stick your neck out for me! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4824 Tipping increases will be the death of us. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4825 I can’t read the menu. Did you bring your cheater binoculars, dear? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4826 I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4827 I like men taller. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4828 We shouldn't make any sudden movements we may startle other patrons. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4829 Did you request the vegetarian option? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4830 This feels like the impossibly carefree part of the nature show right before something terrible happens. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4831 I wanted to eat somewhere more inclusive. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4832 The portions seem to get smaller and smaller here, every anniversary. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4833 On second thought, ordering the oysters on the half shell probably wasn't a good idea 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4834 Next time we sit at the bar. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4835 All I can think about lately is. If I win the cartoon contest . How happy I would be. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4836 I want another but the brain in my tail says no. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4837 I hope our age difference is not going to change how you feel about me 1.1143 0.04337 70 65 3 2
4838 I've got to know: how did you tie that tie? 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4839 I know they’re tacky at a place like this, but I prefer a straw. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4840 We are going to have to take turns bending down to eat because we keep bonking heads. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4841 What do you say we order some high balls? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4842 They forgot our chopsticks 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4843 You told me you were a vegetarian 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4844 I’m not sure I can keep this charade up for much longer. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4845 I’m glad we finally see eye to eye on things 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4846 Feathers? We’re not thAt extravagant my dear. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4847 Okay Miss you-never-take-me-out, how are we supposed to get the forks to our mouths? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4848 It's the lady and the tramp but necks are noodles 1.1143 0.03245 70 63 7 0
4849 I told you we’d get a table with a view 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4850 The price is a ripoff for this portion size. I would not come back in 1000 years. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4851 I love my new necklace, but do you think it accentuates my neck too much? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4852 We’re a bit long in the neck for this Stanley ! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4853 The lengths we vegetarians have to go to! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4854 I asked for extra long straws but they said they were re all out 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4855 The necking you gave me in the cab on the way over here was quite mediocre. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
4856 The food is always cold here … 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4857 How did you manage this table with this view? Easy, a twenty works wonders! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
4858 You must have stuck your neck out to afford this restaurant? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4859 I think I need a straw. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4860 Let’s go, the tables here are way too low. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4861 It makes me sad to think that all this is going to end just because of some stupid asteroid. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4862 Sometimes I find tapas disappointing. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4863 You hail from Loch Ness too? Small world. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
4864 So you are a vegetarian....that's interesting. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4865 Their Heimlich maneuver gets five stars." 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4866 I think we might need to take turns. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4867 I miss the straws 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4868 You would think they furnish extra-long eating utensils. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4869 Next time let’s ask for a high table 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4870 I’m surprised it’s so empty on a Friday night. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4871 I was a vegetarian until I became a Republican, now I'm becoming extinct & being indicted. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4872 Why didn’t you finish your broccoli? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4873 The Yucatán is so lovely. Why don’t we go look for the super-comet in the night sky! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4874 A HIGGBALL BEFORE DINNRT? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4875 Well,it is considerably more elegant than picking fronds from a tree fern 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4876 I'm afraid the chance of getting a waiter here is about as good as being hit by a meteor. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4877 Don't order the flaming Baked Alaska for dessert. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4878 Did you hear about the newest astronomy news? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4879 I've never been attracted to short men. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4880 Is it me, or does the waiter treat us like we're extinct? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4881 This restaurant caters to diners with an elevated palate, but I think that's a stretch. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4882 It’s nice to meet someone who can make eye contact. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4883 I like sitting where I can see the kitchen. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4884 Face it Brutus, the paleo diet is passé. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4885 Why couldn't they have put us at a high-top? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4886 If we look down at our table we will become horribly clichéd 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4887 I guess not having opposable thumbs as a moot point. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4888 We are going to be extinct someday because of these damn short arms. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4889 I don't like to waste time on casual dating .. you never know when a meteor might hit. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4890 I'm done with these vegan joints. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4891 Oh, I never neck on the first date. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4892 How 'bout a little necking after dinner? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4893 I’ve heard the Jurassic swamp greens are to-die for. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4894 We probably should have discussed our situation with them ahead of time. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4895 „Things just were better, back then“ 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4896 Thank you for not asking how the weather is up here 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4897 Boy, we did clean up nicely for our last drink before the meteor strike. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4898 I thought you said in your profile that you were taller. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4899 Everything okay? You’ve hardly touched your steak. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4900 It’s nice to dine above the din, isn’t it? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4901 Y’know, my last relationship didn’t really work out. He said I was always rubbernecking. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4902 If the manager doesn’t address our specialty needs in the next few minutes I think we’ll need to take our complaint to the even-higher-ups. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4903 I hope the waiter is a giraffe! 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4904 I told you. Go ahead. Pick up your fork. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4905 I don’t know why I always feel hungry at these sit-down dinners. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4906 You’ll never guess in a million years who I ran into at the hair salon last week! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4907 Given how long the waiteer has been gone, I'm beginning to think we don't coexist with humans. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4908 Our evolution has apparently not quite caught up with this restaurant’s ergonomics 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4909 What are we eating? I can't see the table. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4910 We are a long way from normal! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4911 Next time, let’s wait for the hi-top table. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4912 I don't know. Why don't I bend my neck first to take a sip, and then it'll be your turn. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4913 I may be extinct before the waiter brings our dessert! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4914 It's feeling a bit Cenozoic in here. Can we sit outside? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4915 I just assumed they would have chopsticks. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4916 How long has it been since we were able to enjoy the length depth of love? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4917 Some low hanging fruit would be a nice change. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4918 Aye, it's our 200th Anniversary and you've nary way of makin' me feel I ever existed! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4919 How about a couple of long necks to end the evening 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4920 I'm thinking of going on a liquid diet. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4921 Cheesecake Factory? You told me this was a fine dining establishment. 1.1127 0.05134 71 66 2 3
4922 Damn! Forgot my reading glasses again. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4923 I told you to book a high top, David. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4924 Dining above our means 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
4925 Excuse me waiter, just tasted the soup and its cold 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4926 You can barely see the menus in this place 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4927 I don’t think we’re ready for evolved dining. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4928 I just don’t know that we’ll ever see eye to eye. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4929 I don’t know why we come here anymore, the staff are always so short 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4930 Hope they have straws this tall 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4931 I’m going to stick my neck out and tell you I love you. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4932 imagine us necking 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4933 All I wanted was a nice, romantic night - and then they have to seat a T. Rex at the next table..... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4934 We'll let the zookeeper out tomorrow. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4935 If you just want a woman to laugh at your jokes, I guess that could make me laugh. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4936 Your opinion on heels was not the deciding factor. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4937 Absolutely not. I never neck on the first date. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4938 Don't the portions look small? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4939 It happened again, I am still hungry. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4940 I agree it feels warm in here,yet my feet are still cold. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4941 Your the first one who has ever caught my eye! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4942 I hope the spaghetti really are long enough in this place. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4943 But that necklace would look so much better than this little thing. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4944 It was a nice thought, Opto, but how do we get the food to our mouths? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4945 We’ve come a long way. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4946 Let's run! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4947 After dinner, let's go somewhere private and neck. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4948 The food here is terrible, but there's something about the space. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4949 Honey, this is why I wanted to be seated at the bar 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4950 I think this is just not the right time 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4951 It’s one thing to dress up; but it’s another thing to eat off the floor. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4952 Honey, do you think we can order the waiter? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4953 It's over, Tim; I need someone who's more on my level. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4954 I wasn't expecting the fruit to hang that low. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4955 At least the atmosphere is nice. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4956 We must stop eating these beef neck bones. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
4957 Going out these days is such a pain in the neck. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4958 HAS THE COFFEE ARRIVED? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4959 The service here is horribly slow. I feel like we have been waiting for eons! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4960 I think that we need an elevator table ! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4961 So you got your head in the clouds? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4962 I'm just saying, YOU'VE never even TRIED spoon feeding me dessert. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4963 My arms feel so short today! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4964 I can really use a tall, cool, drink. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4965 ‘I just feel like we’ve outgrown this City’ 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4966 I had a torontosaurus rex for lunch so am not all that hungary. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4967 Long necks+short arms=EXTINCTION 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4968 Perhaps the “Hoof in Mouth Cafe” was designed for shorter necks. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4969 Rex was right, dining here is probably beneath us. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4970 The service is terrible. We've been here an hour already and the appetizer still hasn't reached my stomach. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4971 Somehow, it just doesn't mean all that much that you might stick your neck out for me. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4972 Maybe we should get a tall drink? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4973 I’ve always felt a little conscious about my small tail 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4974 you think Farm to Table is an accomplishment? Try mouth to table. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4975 How the hell are we supposed to eat? I asked for a 10-foot table!! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4976 I felt we were on the same wavelength right away. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4977 Your obsession with proper etiquette will drive us all to extinction. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4978 Shall we try for Caduceus tonight? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4979 Of course the Diplodocus Diner is vegan! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4980 I too am noticing a resurgence of our kind 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4981 I'd go to the ladies room, but they don't really like me to. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4982 I have carpal tunnel syndrome. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4983 Not a single entrée that doesn't contain meat or fish! What's the matter with these animals, Harold? Stuffing their mouths with chunks of carcass. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4984 So how LONG do you think our waiter will be? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4985 Welcome to the Mesozoic Bachelorette. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4986 I can't eat much. I have a sore throat. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4987 It's great to meet a herbivore, but your profile picture led me to believe that you were taller. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4988 I can’t believe I took your advice.. I knew I should have worn the necklace up high! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4989 My Dear, I believe we may have over-extended ourselves by coming to this high-priced restaurant. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4990 For once let's get soup instead of salad. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4991 This is all very romantic but I can’t see my fork. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4992 I feel like we’re just so different 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4993 . “Smoking didn’t make us extinct. Seeing eye-to-eye did.” 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4994 Gerald, I told you my necklace was too short … 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4995 I thought we’d never get a table here, Honey. Thanks for sticking your neck out, I know it was a reach. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4996 I’m glad I can finally see eye-to-eye with a partner 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4997 I don't like these fancy places. By the time I can get the food to my mouth it's always cold. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4998 Formal follows function 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4999 I’d really like to order something but I can’t read the menu from up here. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5000 I don't know, Steve... Asking the chef for a vegetarian beef Wellington? That might be a tall order. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5001 Looking into each other's eyes we realized our necks almost made a heart. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5002 Not sure what’s all the fuss about the Jurassic Park movies. I just can’t relate to them 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5003 My last boyfriend really looked up to me but he turned out to be a cheetah. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5004 All my dresses have plunging necklines. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
5005 The food here is always cold 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5006 We may see eye-to-eye for now, but how do we avoid being at loggerheads with each other in the future? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5007 The appetizers we had an hour ago are finally kicking in. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5008 I hate my neck. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
5009 Oh, I might not have a clue about the food's aroma, but your breath is dropping some pretty strong hints. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5010 I heard the seafood at Loch Ness is better. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5011 I'm scared for our future if dinosaurs like you don't believe in brontosaurus-caused climate change. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5012 What were you thinking? This is a steakhouse. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5013 And the best feature is you can program it to play. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5014 I don't like this nouvelle cuisine, these portions are too small! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5015 I am perplexed..is it reasonable adaptation for OUR KIND to swoop over and consume this fine meal ??.... if not the delicacy of consumption could be at risk... 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5016 You're paleo now? You've been vegan for ages! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5017 Next time, let's ask for a high top. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5018 You come here often? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5019 Nobody warned us about a side effect of the wrinkle-remover cream. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5020 We fit in,or we become extinct. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5021 James, if you're going to apologise do so now. Don't have all the time in the world, my astrologist already told me everything! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5022 According to my calculations, we cannot wait for so long for the spaghetti to reach us 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5023 *sigh* ChatGPT said I keep having this nightmare because I’m trying to shape myself to a world I feel doesn’t accept or understand me…at least I have a date this time” 🤖#ChatGPTtherap 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5024 Three horns never dine with long necks 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5025 'Let's make a sextape, I think it might be important in the future' 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
5026 The little necks are from Rhode Island. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5027 So much for an ‘elevated menu’ 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5028 I just don’t think we’re compatible. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5029 As usual, a waiter pretends to not notice me. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5030 I don't love you anymore. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5031 Sure it's handy in crowds and at the theatre but I'm still a bit peeved that we need to wait an additional 20 minutes after eating before we go swimming. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5032 We’ll call it a convention table. We’ll sit at opposite ends and have our food served in the middle! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5033 So this female at the gym today went on and on about how she's only eating plants. Like she's just discovered the wheel or something? I'm all, 'ok Dinosaur'. Like I've never seen herbivore. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5034 No darling, I can't reach the plates at this place either. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5035 You just can't get a good tree top anywhere nowadays. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5036 That's a tall order for a guy like you. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5037 Don’t worry, I called ahead; they have the really long silverware. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5038 I’ve heard the long neck oysters are to die for 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5039 I have to say, I do believe that this difficulty we have in eating with utensils is going to catch up with us some day. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5040 Look at you! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5041 The food here is not all that great, but it's the only bistro with ten-foot-long forks. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5042 Clearly, our species wasn't selected for restaurant dining. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5043 Dude, We're both soooo highhhh 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5044 Next time, make sure to request the table be on the mezzanine level! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5045 I don't understand how this restaurant has 3 Michelin stars when every dish is cold 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5046 If this dining experience is any indication of what we can expect in the Anthropocene I don’t think we’ll be around long. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5047 Sorry babe, I didn’t anticipate needing to bring our own forks. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5048 The plates and glasses are too small. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5049 This is a lovely table,but do you think we should ask for seats at the bar? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5050 Ever since we got here I feel like everyone is staring at us. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5051 Can you pass me the salt, please? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5052 It just bothers me that they ASSUME we don’t need silverware. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5053 Everything changes in this world except your face husband 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5054 The host said two-top not triceratops. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5055 I finally met someone I see eye to eye with... 1.1091 0.03356 55 50 5 0
5056 Next time, please ask if they have outdoor seating. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5057 My watch says we're late for our dermatology appointment. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5058 Do you think we will be extinct before the waiter returns? 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5059 I'm going to stick my neck out and say we're a perfect match 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5060 I really appreciate this last fling before we go extinct. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5061 I was hoping for a vegan menu with more than four choices. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5062 Getting dressed up to go out to dinner. I feel like we are becoming extinct. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5063 I don’t think we were supposed to eat the waiter. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5064 I understand that the Chef's spaghetti goes down easy. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5065 I’m really sticking my neck out ordering the salad 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5066 ‘I thought I specifically asked for longdrink glasses?’ 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5067 I know it's hard, Darling, but the way you stick your neck out all the time for people is going to get you into trouble one of these days. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5068 These pretzels are making me thirsty! 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5069 No, I don’t want to split the Brontosaurus Burger! 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
5070 I thought you booked a high-top. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5071 You're right Dave, this would be more romantic with opposable thumbs. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
5072 Small portions, yet being herbivores has never been so sheik! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5073 This restaurant is epoch. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5074 So what is it about me that appealed to you 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5075 I feel like such a fraud, making our reservation under the name Giraffatitan! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5076 Honey, I hope my acid reflux isn’t a problem tonight 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5077 Dinner does not mean necking! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5078 They don’t serve low-hanging fruit here, do they? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5079 Just one more reason why we are going extinct! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5080 Thank goodness for outdoor dining. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5081 I hope you brought your reading glasses 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5082 "This is very romantic and civilized, but remind me how to get the food up here into my mouth." 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5083 My family won't approve, I've had to put my neck out for you. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5084 I don’t see her. Maybe something came up. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5085 I certainly hope our drinks come with those long straws. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5086 Another glass of Swamp Wine my dear? So nice we agree climate change is just a hoax. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5087 We just can’t go to the theatre, my love 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5088 Honey this table is dino-mite. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5089 What do you mean, turtlenecks don’t suit me?! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
5090 Wow I really shouldn’t have eaten that red bean mochi before all of this pizza 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5091 Do you think we could move tables? I feel a draft on my neck. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5092 At these prices we’ll be extinct in no time. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5093 Hi, what’s your favorite cocktail?” “I’ve been longing for anything in a highball 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5094 This food is really not up to my standards 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
5095 Did you happen to notice whether they had a Brontosaurus Burgher on the menu? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5096 Nobody does vegetarian like Nino's. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5097 Though I do find their vegetarian options lacking. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5098 I can't lose weight with our vegetarian diet. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5099 « Stiff neck ». « Red neck ». 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5100 I feel the world coming to an end, and must move on from our marriage. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5101 I wish you wouldn't look down on our waiter. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5102 Don't tip more than fifteen percent, they didn't even bring us utensils. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5103 It's nice that we can go out formal and that you don't have to wear a tie up to your chin anymore. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5104 Well they say adapt or become extinct 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5105 What say we mix things up and order the Tommahawk steak for two? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5106 You looked taller in your profile. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5107 What's for dinner? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5108 I don't like the new biodegradeable paper straws. They degrade by the time the juice gets to my mouth" Bob Greene Greenwich CT 917.696.682 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5109 "Wilma was waitressing here. Fred Flintstone strolled in and the rest is history." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5110 Did you request a high top? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5111 I hear the tofu is good here. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5112 It’s an elegant date night restaurant, but I’m disappointed with the vegetarian menu selections. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5113 Imagine! Visiting our relatives, walking a few blocks, then admiring the works of Van Gogh. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5114 Just know that whatever happens, I'll always be here. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5115 I ordered a "top-shelf" Martini because that's the only way I can reach it. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5116 Evolution? Go figure. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5117 I know it's romantic, Trampas, but let's not order spaghetti. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5118 Next time we'll bring the crazy straws. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5119 My favorite? Oh, definitely a Brontë, too. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5120 Ok,my dear. You can look down on everyone else, but you can’t look down on me! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5121 I love how long the spaghetti is here. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5122 I think they should bring out the grill to us next time. The food was cold by the time I ate it. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5123 I'm afraid I won't be able to get it up tonight. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5124 Jim be honest, are you wearing ass pads? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5125 Yes, I actually do enjoy necking. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5126 These portion sizes are way too small. We’re going to have to go somewhere else after this. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5127 Sure, I can keep my elbows off the table, but how am I supposed to bring the fork all the way up to my mouth? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5128 You ordered the prime rib? But honey, we’re herbivores. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5129 I never knew the chef’s table was so far from everyone else 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5130 I just don’t know if I can be with someone who has such a high opinion of themselves. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5131 Now that we've food on table, let's figure out how to get it to our mouths. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
5132 do you need a straw? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5133 Do we get to neck now??? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5134 My eyes are still beautiful? Thank you, again. I'm choosing the next venue. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5135 I'm tired of this small plate trend. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5136 Must we sit while we eat? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5137 Extinction is a really good option, considering our toothlessness. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5138 they say the kale here is very good 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5139 Did you really need a straw? 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
5140 Like you I won’t state the obvious. Nice to know we see eye to eye. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5141 Halloween just isn’t any fun these days. Remember when we used to hide behind a tree so that the neighbors wouldn’t know it was our kids at their door? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5142 I hope it's vegetarian... 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
5143 I feel like we waited eons to get this table. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
5144 I would not object to lying down for a posh picnic. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5145 But, Mark, we can*t let fear of asteroids control our lives. We owe it to the baby. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5146 Okay, so you invited me to dinner for some high-level discussion. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5147 If we keep going to dinner at places this we will end up extinct. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5148 I hope the flock is watching our eggs. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5149 What’s the latest update with the doctor concerning our cosmetic neck procedures? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5150 I think we have a connecktion 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5151 Is this what the counselor meant with see eye to eye? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5152 Are you saying I should just trust that its a vegetarian dish 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5153 When do they serve the food? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5154 Honestly dear, it’s time for you to stop sticking your neck out. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5155 Janice spent much of the evening protesting Hollywood's decision to turn The Land Before Time into a horror franchise by adding vampires. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5156 Don't worry, Sinclair. I'm confident you'll be famous one day! 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5157 I understand rejection can be hard to swallow. It's a Yes from me!" 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5158 Next time we come here, ask for uncut pasta noodles. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5159 I’ve been invited to appear on the Dinah Shaur show 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5160 Is this just dinner, or do we get to neck later? 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5161 Dear, I've stuck my neck out for these reservations 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5162 I hope I don't throw this up later 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5163 What next” Drive - In Movies 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5164 You'd think they would have seated us outdoors. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5165 Let's just move to Yucatan, Hon.. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5166 Ehhh... I don't know about "fine dining" in Atlanta; let's just go to Waffle House next time. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
5167 But what about when I want to wear heels? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5168 When’s lunch? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5169 Darling, not to be rude but I'd rather you wore one of your longer neckties. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
5170 You haven't touch your food, honey 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5171 High top seating would have made more sense. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5172 You'd think the waiter never saw well-dressed patrons before! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5173 I really want a taller table or a shorter neck. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5174 No more steakhouses. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5175 Honestly, you're profile picture made you look taller. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5176 It's time we talked about your altitude. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5177 I don't know, honey. That's a lot to swallow. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5178 I wasn't honest about my dining preference. I actually want to eat the entire park across the street. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5179 Is that you kicking me under the table twenty minutes ago? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5180 Remember Dear, eat slowly and, chew every piece of your meat well. Remember what happened last time we dined and you choked. The Heimlich Maneuver rarely works on on our long throats... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5181 That's not what I heard at all. I heard Epstein DIDN'T kill himself... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5182 Just this once, can we forgo the “new straws” rule? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5183 And that's the long and short of it. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5184 And they were just awarded their third Michelin meteor. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5185 Did you forget to bring our straws? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5186 This is a vegan restaurant, is it not? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5187 Forget about the Heimlich Maneuver. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5188 You know, Clive, I really feel like I’m putting my neck on the line with you. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5189 Getting this early reservation so we can catch the meteor shower was your best idea ever! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5190 For a while there, we were neck and neck. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5191 We’ve been dating for 16.2 million years and you still want to split the check? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5192 I'm not allowed to touch anyone!" Yun Jia Cumming, G 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5193 They need longer forks at this place 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5194 I wish at least one nice restaurant would include a high top table or two. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5195 Do you think the kids are o.k at home? The weatherman was predicting asteroids. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5196 The other guests here make me feel as old as a fossil. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5197 This place is neck and neck with the that Thai place. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5198 with tables that low, we will go extinct" 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5199 I'd like to propose a toast! 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5200 For our anniversary dinner, let’s live large and order the T-Rex bone-in! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5201 They really thought of everything. Except the anatomical impossibility of us even getting our mouths near these plates. 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5202 My neck is cold. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5203 ...they have the AC on in here, they don't need the ceiling fans on too! Would you please just ask? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5204 I am so happy I decided to swipe Up 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5205 Why did the waitress ask if we wanted the meatier entree? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5206 The aftertaste isn't my favorite 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5207 Something tells me we are not the dominant species. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5208 Wanna go neck after dinner? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5209 Guess we overprepared for ordering the seafood tower. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5210 I know this turns off some men, but I’m a vegetarian. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5211 I don’t think farm to table is really for me. Next time, take me apple picking. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5212 Have I got a chiropractor for you! 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5213 Is there an easier way to get our food down 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
5214 I can’t believe some restaurants still require a jacket and tie 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5215 I wrote you a Haiku. The asteroid missed. We evolved to rule the world. Would it have been worse? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5216 It was an hour wait for a high top. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5217 And you never really look at my body anymore! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5218 I've heard the long-neck clams are unremarkable. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5219 It’s always “How’s the weather up there?” and never “How’s your meal?” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5220 The reviews said it was an elevated dining experience! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5221 how do we even eat here? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5222 This is a cut-throat situation, dear.... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5223 Am I showing too much arm and not enough neck? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5224 Gives all new meaning to 'necking', doesn't it? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5225 Charming,dear. On our bella notte,you order fusilli? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5226 That was tasty, but I'm not comfortable with this place's meteoric rise in popularity. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5227 I heard first dates are awkward so how about keep it to small talk. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5228 So your profile said you were into necking? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5229 The review said they were the best vegan restaurant. I just wish they had a second floor. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5230 I told you we shouldn't come here! How do you expect me to eat off this low table? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5231 Nice you are sitting up straight and not slithering on your belly! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5232 What do you think these little chairs are made of that they can hold our15 tons!? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5233 Oh, great, another salad. Can we al least get a fork? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5234 I'm getting concerned. None of our old favourites are still on the menu. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5235 This is lovely honey, but could we try our I Heart You formation? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5236 Dining out is always such a pain in the neck. 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
5237 Maybe we should have requested a high top 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5238 I just feel like lately we haven’t been seeing eye to eye 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5239 Earl, how will we eat this food? 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5240 I can’t wait for small plate menus to go out of fashion 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
5241 The last guy I went on a date with had a short neck complex 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5242 The littleneck clams sound good 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5243 Why did you take me to a steakhouse, Jim? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5244 I’m so sorry. I did make the reservation for a high table. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
5245 I reserved this table for four 66 million years ago. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
5246 Should we ask the waiter to feed us? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5247 I wonder how long the Island Ice Tea actually is… 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5248 This is the last time we eat here. They forgot the silverware again. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5249 Still finding it difficult to eat the soup. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5250 Can you even see what we’ve been served? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5251 I think this restaurant has too much overhead. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5252 The food was mediocre, and in such small portions. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5253 Really, we should just invade this planet. Assimilating to it’s emergent society is more effort than it’s worth. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5254 You cant make a waiter see you until he's ready. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5255 I don't understand why the Baby Boomers called it "Necking." They don't have any. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5256 So how are we supposed to eat our food from up here again? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5257 Next time, lets do the high top. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5258 We should have asked for a height top. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5259 Steak? Really? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5260 I LIKE TO LOOK OVER THINGS. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5261 And now you want me to throw away the 3 million years it took to evolve this beautiful elongated neck- just to eat “the best tuna crudo in Brooklyn?” 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5262 …and so I held my head high and walked away. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5263 The last place you took me had Brontosaurus Burgers on the menu 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5264 Sorry if I sounded annoyed with the waiter. It is just him listing tonight’s meat specials was beyond ignorant. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5265 Wait, didn't we request a hightop? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5266 This is not my idea of a plant-based restaurant. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5267 You keep telling me to get my head out of the clouds. Where do you think yours is? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5268 The reviews said “boho” and “Precambrian chic” but to me, this place reeks of Triassic. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5269 It's so refreshing to talk to someone who's on my level, you know? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5270 My neck is stiff. Mind if we eat at an orchard? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5271 I like a nice olive oil 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5272 Thank goodness we see eye to eye 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5273 This restaurant has a great vibe. The decor, just beautiful. Awesome food, fab staff, fab wine and my compliments to the Chef. Best leaves and twigs I’ve ever had. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5274 I NEVER LIKED ASPARAGUS 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5275 Uh should we just make out already? It’s awfully quiet up here 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5276 How was the star leaf? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5277 Wait a minute--you're a carnivore? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5278 See, this is why I don’t like it when you get to choose the restaurants. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5279 I’ll hardly have time to swallow my first bite before we need to leave! 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
5280 Sorry, I only go on second dates with guys taller than me. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5281 that spaghetti is still going down 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5282 It’s going to be awhile until i know if I have ‘room for dessert’ 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5283 Necks time I’m filtering Resy by roof top only. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5284 I can’t believe they didn’t seat us at the high top. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5285 Too bad we're herbivores 'cause I hear the steaks here are to die for! 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5286 I’m hungry too, but I’m just not comfortable crossing necks on a first date. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5287 You call this haute cuisine? 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5288 Well, you know what they say about long necks. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5289 This blind date is very awkward 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5290 But you know our anniversary is actually tomorrow? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5291 Your neck was longer on Hinge. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5292 Our friends look upto us 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5293 Their food is always cold. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
5294 These Jurassic Ken and Barbie Halloween costumes are rocking ! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5295 If that waiter makes one more crack about sticking his neck out.... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5296 Next time, let's order a seat outside near a tall tree. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5297 After dinner do you want to neck? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5298 What? It’s not my fault I’m eating slowly. Get a customized reservation next time. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5299 I’ve been necking someone else. A giraffe. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5300 Remember, the book said to bring food to the mouth, not the mouth to food. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5301 I guess evolution didn't take into account fine dinning. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5302 Well, at least we will be remembered for going out in style. 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5303 I know that what we prefer isn't on the menu, but I got a big discount coupon. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5304 Sorry. No high-tops were available. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5305 A message in a bottle washed up - ostensibly from a human being - and it said: "Everything is cyclical. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5306 When in doubt, pinkies out. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5307 Let's not shetch it any farther. I'll order and pay for my own. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5308 I told you that a necktie is more appropriate than a turtleneck! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5309 My brother Ralph got a job with the Museum of Natural History. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5310 welp… 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5311 Personally, I think the asteroid agenda is a hoax. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5312 I work in a rooftop company as a durability checker. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5313 no. i couldn’t hear the waiter, either. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5314 you're much nicer than him. He left me for a giraffe. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5315 I’m just not used to dating guys who are the same neck height as me 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5316 We should have selected a restaurant in our reach! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5317 This ain’t gonna work. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5318 I motioned for the check but the waiter shrieked and hid behind the bar. I guess I'll smile next time. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5319 Eye contact isn't such a stretch, now is it? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5320 Of course, we split the bill! We’re not in the middle ages, you know... Thanks for asking, though. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5321 Sweetheart, it's so nice to get away from Scotland every once and a while. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5322 I don’t think the server believed that we’re vegetarians. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5323 What's a nice Brachiosaurus like you doing in this neck of the woods? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5324 We're going to need some big-ass straws. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5325 So dinoxious! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5326 Ate the waiters any good here? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5327 I'm glad we've met. Our Tinder profiles states we love to neck. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5328 I’ll be your Taylor, if you’ll be my Travis. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5329 Would you excuse me? I have to stand up now to eat. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5330 I would be more comfortable dining at the tree farm. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5331 You do realize that I won't feel the effects of all these cocktails for at least three or four days? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5332 I knew it was a long shot, but I'm glad we met. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5333 I wonder if the food is good. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5334 This is so much better than talking over Necktime. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5335 You're not supposed to browse the menu like that! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5336 Browse here often? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5337 If you really loved me you'd let me put a love bite on your neck. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5338 We should order more breadsticks. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5339 We evolved for "take-out". 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5340 I love these classic French restaurants, I used to come here when I was a kid. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5341 Do you want to join me at the meteor shower? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5342 Oh dear. I fear this cartoonist is trying to starve us to death. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5343 Sometimes you really don't want to see what they're doing in the kitchen. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5344 The proportions of this cartoon are confusing a lot of people. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
5345 I'm gratified that we see eye to eye. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5346 Ask them for the longer forks 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5347 Wow Bob this restaurant really takes fine dining to a whole different level 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5348 I asked if hummus is good and they just threw their hand in the air and left. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5349 I hope we don’t go extinct waiting for some service around here. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5350 Your profile said you were taller than me." 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5351 Up here, it's hard to tell if I'm you, or you're me! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
5352 Would you think differently of me if I ordered the bison? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5353 Me? Well, that's a tough pill to swallow. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5354 I heard the stegosaurus steaks are delicious here 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5355 I think it;s chicken. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5356 Hello twin! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5357 Do you want to play footsie under the table?” “There’s a table? 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
5358 I wonder if they will ever bring our food? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5359 You never want to entwine any more. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5360 Did the waiter just say 'the meat course' or 'the meteor course' is next? ...Either way we're screwed. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5361 You had me wrapped around your neck at hello 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5362 When you're a Dino with a Dino-sized appetite but a tiny reach 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5363 I have told you not to talk when you have food in your mouth. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5364 They don’t accommodate us. Like we’re history, or Madonna. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5365 First date tonight, so no necking. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5366 Are you willing to stick your neck out for our relationship? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5367 I'm surprised you asked.. I told you they wouldn't have straws for us. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5368 According to my watch, we've waited 15 minutes for utensils. Should we whistle? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5369 Why does Rex always get the cartoons about short arms? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5370 I'd stick my neck out for you any day 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5371 Does this seem right to you? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5372 Is it me, or are nouvelle cuisine helpings getting smaller? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5373 My boss keeps putting me on the Oversight Committee. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5374 Do you think we can talk privately without worrying about eavesdroppers? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5375 I appreciate the effort, but I would have preferred a tree. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5376 We can neck later. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5377 "Brach, this was delightful. Thank you! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5378 If you had treated me this good 3 billion years ago, maybe we wouldn't have gone extinct! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5379 I resent that! It's not like we rich dinosaurs have co-opted ALL the American institutions for ourselves...there's still the stand-up comedy... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5380 Have you heard about asteroids? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5381 I like when we didn’t have to pay for our food!!! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5382 I've found that necking on the first date can be overwhelming. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5383 I'm thinking herbivor soup. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5384 The amuse-bouche was a bit underwhelming 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5385 Damn it, Harold. Never ending salad doesn't mean you have to eat it ALL. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5386 Do you have to make that pun every time Braun? It's not Super Salad and you know it. No one ever laughs. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5387 Can you see how long this waiter going to take. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5388 Well, this has been the worst first date of my life, but at least I finally have discovered the answer to that age-old question about whether a sauropod would wear his tie down there or up here. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5389 Do you think it's too late to ask for an extra long straw? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5390 What did you get for dinner?” “I’m not sure, what did you get for dinner?” “I don’t know, what did you get for dinner? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5391 Other men tell me I am a high talker.... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5392 Necking on the first date? Absolutely! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5393 Seriously Darryl, do you see the way they are looking at us? Like we were extinct or something! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5394 I wonder where they grow these plant-based steak. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5395 The salad is to die for. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5396 Is age really just a state of mind and are you really just as young as you think? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5397 I don't know, I just don't feel like I'm long for this world. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5398 Since the announcement of the meteor, all the big tables were booked. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5399 I hope Brown v Board of Education doesn't get overturned. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5400 It was unkind of the Navy to assign you to a submarine 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5401 Thank you for the necklace for my birthday. Its lovely. Can’t wait to try it with my turtleneck sweater. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5402 Ted, I don't it is appropriate to go necking in the swamp on our first date. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5403 It hardly seems worth it to come here just because we like the atmosphere. We can't ever reach our food. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5404 I hope they haven't run out of wedge salads. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5405 Can you believe those New Yorker readers thought we were cartoon trees? 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5406 I don't know why you insist on coming here! The forks are never long enough. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5407 Your offer is unacceptable! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5408 A neckless....really? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5409 I bought it for the low neckline. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5410 Finally someone I see eye to eye with! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5411 Shall we check down on the kids? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5412 Let’s finish dinner by 9 so we can go watch the meteor shower. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5413 Next time let’s go where the giraffes dine. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5414 Hurry and order the triceratops before they become extinct. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5415 Does swallowing count as food miles? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5416 OMG! The menu prices! This is a stretch! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5417 You are impressed by that? That the peas that they serve here are the size of my brain. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5418 It’s spendy, yes, but they don’t do paper straws. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5419 Is this the kiddie table? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5420 I thought you said this was a plant based restaurant 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5421 You should eat. You’re skin and bones. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5422 What the fuck? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5423 They called that dinosaur kale? They must be kidding. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5424 I prefer outdoor dining 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5425 Can you pass the salt? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5426 What do you think the menu says? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5427 Do you think I’ll fit in the bathroom? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5428 I don't think we see eye to eye on this. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5429 I've heard the T Rex steak is to die for. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5430 They won’t think to look for me here. 1.1013 0.03416 79 73 5 1
5431 Look into my eyes, you will see..." "...that you're still four geological eras late, Frank! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
5432 There's never enough vegetarian options at these fancy places. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
5433 I hear the prices here are through the roof. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5434 Have you seen the waiter or our food recently? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5435 Whatever you decide to do, don't stick your neck out. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5436 The nerve; refusing me a straw. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5437 I just love that we're both vegan. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5438 We been coming here for over 100,000 years and still can’t get a high -top ! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5439 I noticed you’re not eating your food. You don’t have a sore throat do you? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5440 The dinner was lovely, and so was your suggestion, but I'm really not in the mood for necking. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5441 We are dinosaurs in name only. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5442 No thanks, I'd feel too conspicuous ordering one of those fancy martinis. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5443 I think we may not have thought this through 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5444 How high did the waiter have to climb for the main course? 1.1000 0.02984 70 64 6 0
5445 The haggis is better at that place on Loch Ness 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5446 We must stop meeting like this… 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5447 I fear it's a stretch just to eat at table. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5448 Georgie, I find it hard to swallow what you said 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5449 Argument is a valve... 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5450 Next time, let's just do a picnic at that tree-lined park. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5451 Did you order the GLP-1 tasting menu? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5452 Just once when we come in here don't you think somebody in the lounge might refrain from yelling "Hey bartender, I'll have a couple of longnecks!" And then, they always play that darned Garth Brooks tune... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5453 I just can't get away from the feeling that I've overlooked something. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5454 I think I forgot to turn off the stove. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5455 Crane your head to find us a bigger table. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5456 I'm going for the meatballs, I worry the fettuccini won't be long enough. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5457 And the portions are so small, too. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5458 Sometimes I wish my arms were longer. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5459 New policy is that because we’re a nearly extinct minority, we’re entitled to a hefty discount. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5460 I told you! If we put a pebble in a jar every time we did it that first year, then removed one every time thereafter, it would take over 60 million years to empty. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5461 No napkins? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5462 Is it me or have we been waiting for ages for our final course? 1.1000 0.03099 60 55 5 0
5463 I had higher expectations. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5464 I guess thumblessness was the least of our problems. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5465 ``Is my neckline too low, you think? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5466 I don't understand why we can't see eye to eye. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5467 Please don’t tell me you’ve been up to no good! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5468 You may think we're eye to eye, but I don't plan on sticking my neck out. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5469 I always have trouble getting my feet under these tables. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5470 You are my first blind date that I can see eye to eye with 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5471 Any earth shattering rumors around the office? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5472 Next time better look in the mirror first. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5473 Is there some government program I'm not aware of that gives every homeless person a boom box for them to play in public? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5474 How do you feel about necking? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5475 Dear, I said "necklace," not "neckless." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5476 It’s so hard to eat indoors, so why bother! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5477 Shall we go with the potted palms? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5478 you promised me Haute Cuisine. 1.1000 0.03099 60 55 5 0
5479 Who would have expected this kind of ambience at a vegan restaurant? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5480 I said 'gold neck rings,' about a hundred of them, not a necklace. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5481 I didn't think getting high for dinner would look like this. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5482 You sure you don’t want to move to the high top? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5483 If only we had ears, darling, we could hear each other say things. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
5484 Very nice dear but I did ask for a bib. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5485 I don’t know about you, but from where I am the portions keep getting smaller and smaller. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5486 I hate food is always cold when it gets up here 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5487 And after desert we can go watch the meteor shower!” (actually not my caption, but my students’. Every week in grade 12 AP English we submit something for the contest 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5488 The news said a meteor is impacting next week, Carl. So…When are you moving out? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5489 I hope they have organic bamboo straws and not one of them lead pipes. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5490 But will you stick your neck out for me? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5491 I get the feeling our future will be meteoric 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
5492 I’m in this for the long haul. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5493 We can’t keep living hand to mouth like this, Darling. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5494 I just don’t understand why it bothers you so much when I wear high heels. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5495 We’re going to need a longer straw. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5496 If you can see the waiter, try to wave him down 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5497 Uh oh. “Don’t Stop Believing” is playing. We should get out of here. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5498 There’s not a lot of leg room. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5499 I made this reservation back in the Paleolithic era. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
5500 Thanks for coming all this way to meet me. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5501 Stop complaining. Once he brings the palm tree we won't need silverware. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5502 I hope they bring the long-stemmed wine glasses 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5503 I'm afraid they've seated us at a triceratops table when we asked for a brontosaurus table. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
5504 At least when we share the spaghetti, our necks’ll make a heart 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
5505 Long time no see 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5506 They just don't make microgreens like they used to 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5507 So... What's up? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5508 I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5509 You Cant possibly Believe that Theory I read about, where an asteroid could wipe out,,, the Diansours???????????????????????????????? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5510 I doubt they have a bib that will fit us. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5511 We need much longer spoons to eat at such a fancy resaurant. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5512 I wish there were restaurants meant for brachiosauruses 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5513 I preferred the low-hanging fruits. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5514 Who were you expecting, Marilyn Monroe? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5515 Can you believe the look we got when we asked for a booster for our table? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
5516 Wow! those were some mushrooms, eh? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5517 Do you have enough neck room? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5518 ‘Unagi’ sounds interesting but I have no idea what it is. You? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5519 The check doesn’t adder up. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5520 It's getting harder and harder to make ends meet! 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5521 Speaking as a sauropod, spending $15 on a salad feels like an extinction event. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5522 I can't believe you ordered the steak!" Your Tinder profile said you were vegan!" 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5523 I hate how we have to dress when we go out, but so far we've fooled everybody who thinks we're extinct. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5524 Maybe we should have sat at the bar 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5525 It's called "tapas". We're browsers. You're good. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5526 Aren’t you going to feed me? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5527 Can you hear that sound from the sky? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5528 Are you sure they said ‘next’ and not ‘necks?’ 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5529 No, I am not going to neck in public. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5530 oh it's sweet of you to offer, but let's go Diplodocutch. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5531 Is your soup cold as well, honey? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5532 Your mother recommended this place, didn't she? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5533 It's nice meeting a real dino who doesn't mind sticking their neck out. My last Bumble date went extinct on me. The one before that was a plesiosaurus. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5534 I’m an apatosaurus not a brontosaurus and so are you. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5535 I hear the asteroid stew is to die for! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5536 We need a higher table; by the time we reach our food, it’s cold. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5537 Anything else to discuss before we go down for dinner? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5538 Frankly, I expected vegetarian. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5539 The French Onion soup is not vegan, aside from the onions, it has beef broth! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5540 I was just reading about that meteor that just missed us so many, many years ago. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5541 The food's taking so long, we could be extinct by the time it gets here! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5542 I’m tired of paying these prices for fancy greens that I can make just as well at home. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5543 We have time - it'll take a hundred million years of evolution before we get a bill. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5544 It was a nice idea, Harry, but my arms are still too short to reach my mouth. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5545 I wish they would stop giving us dwarf chopsticks to eat with! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5546 I have a bone to pick! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5547 You think we stick out every time we dine with the humans? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5548 All they have left is a low hanging fruit salad. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5549 I don't know if I have room for dessert--my entrée hasn't reached my stomach yet. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5550 Do you have room enough for dessert? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5551 I've been waiting for this table since the Late Jurassic. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5552 Your fantasy football team name is actually, ‘Taylor’s Version’? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5553 I guess we should have waited for the high top 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5554 I just think the place seems lower class since those mammals starting moving into the neighborhood. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5555 My salad was dino-mite. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5556 Did you make sure this restaurant has the long spoons, so we can feed each other? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5557 Peter, I have really high standards. Are you sure we are at the same level? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5558 I don’t think this place is high-class enough 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5559 Being high performance makes me hungry. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5560 You gotta promise you’ll never check the deepthroat hashtag. I’m still recovering from the shock. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5561 I wish my arms were longer 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5562 Are we wrong for blaming the tortoises? 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5563 I vacillate between the usual worries: The baby sitter not sitting on the kids, a possible mass extinction event or you continuing to embarrass me by only having one elbow on the table! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5564 We could play a little duck, duck goose when we get home" 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5565 Did you see the one in this month’s edition with the dinosaurs at dinner? I didn’t get it. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5566 Well this is awkward. Think we can ask for them to raise the table? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5567 Did you turn off the volcano before we left 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
5568 No, I'm not into necking on the first date. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
5569 No, a moonroof is not an option. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5570 They have a small serving size, don't they? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5571 I assume we’ll order vegan. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5572 This waiter is so slow we may go extinct! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5573 I don’t care for low hanging fruit 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5574 The Flower is all yours this time 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5575 I'm just tryna get some neck 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5576 The Triassic was delicious, but I'm ready for the Jurassic now. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5577 After dinner come to my place and let's neck 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5578 Do you think the waiter will be able to hear us from up here? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5579 So we’re humoring them, but when will they realize that elusiveness is in our DNA? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5580 they need to raise the bathroom stall walls here 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5581 I hate these low, Japanese style tables. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5582 Appearances may be deceptive. I'm just not into necking on the first date. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5583 Now be careful with the fish bones, dear. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5584 Love forever 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5585 You're right. We should have just ordered online. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5586 We should've brought our own silverware. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5587 The service takes any longer here we’ll go extinct. -Taylor S Boston Mass 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5588 I have had some neck pain recently. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5589 And we got dressed up for this? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5590 Where has that waiter gone, it's been ages! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5591 Sometimes I've really tried to wrap my neck around it, but so far nothing works. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5592 Before Discover Card 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5593 The reason I don't like staying in and ordering 'take out' is because all you ever want to do is sit on the couch and 'neck' 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5594 I love the ambiance of the steak house. But you do know we’re herbivores, right? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5595 Don't order the foix gras 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5596 After you dear 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5597 Do you have a straw? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5598 You looked taller in the photos. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5599 The food is terrible but I love the vaulted ceiling. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5600 I hear the long neck clams are to die for 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5601 I feel bad for the sea turtles,but I think we need to go back to straws 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5602 I'll crane first! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5603 You are right! The wine really does have a long finish 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5604 the new york times restaurant reviewer recommends a few wines that particularly travel well 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5605 I would stick my neck out for you anytime ! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5606 I think there's an olive stuck in my throat 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5607 No dessert,thanks. My dinner hasn’t even reached my stomach yet. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5608 Yes, I brought the straws, but it's only one box. We'll have to share. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5609 I'm afraid we're growing apart. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5610 Not the kind of dining we were selected for. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5611 Good service is going the way of the Homo sapiens. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5612 It took 250 generations to develop these necks and now we have to bend down to eat? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5613 I was hoping they would seat us outside where we could eat. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5614 Dear, did you bring your telescope? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5615 Let's share an entree, I have a scarf payment coming up 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5616 I used to love those little straws in the drinks. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5617 Do you think this place is just a smidge below our 'high brow' standards? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5618 Will you thank my mother for getting us theses reservations? She really stuck her neck out for us 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5619 It smells like fart 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5620 Diner was great, honey, but i hope I can lose that last ton before the holidays. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5621 The service here is so slow… a guy could go extinct. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5622 I'm not comfortable with these knives and forks. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5623 I seriously believe we need to put our relationship in some sort of perspective Gerald 1.0968 0.03785 62 58 3 1
5624 Are you serious right now! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5625 Necking is so old school, don’t you think? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5626 I’ll just say it, dressing up to go out is becoming extinct. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5627 The idea of a self-made viagra looked better on paper honestly. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5628 Have you ever been here-before. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5629 I can’t believe they put us by the kitchen 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5630 Finally a night out. It’s been ages since we’ve done this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5631 Do they call us "dinosaurs" because we're soaring diners? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5632 So everybody knows brontosauruses are vegetarians, do they? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
5633 I'm taking you on a dinner date, but I never thought that we would have to figure out how to actually eat. 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5634 Wind your neck in“ “You wind yours in! 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
5635 We've ordered garden salad for an eternity! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5636 Look, you can tell me that we actually have a future, or you can just be a big chicken. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5637 yummy yummy in my tummy 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5638 I misunderstood what they meant by the tree-course menu. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5639 I’m ordering a t-Rex steak… 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5640 This is it - no further! 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5641 At least we won’t have to make small talk with the groom’s co-workers. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5642 I’d stick my neck out for you🔥🔥 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5643 I think we should break up 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5644 What? Gen Zs eat at our favorite spot now? I feel ancient, but then yeah vegan is a thing for them as well. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5645 Do you have your glasses? That caption is so far below I can’t read it! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5646 ... and I wish you'd stop trying to talk over me. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5647 You mean a great deal to me, Harold. I'll never look at you as mere fossil fuel. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5648 I think we have a logistical problem. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5649 Of course I can see the server, but she's not making eye contact. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5650 This place would look a lot different if the meteor had missed. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5651 I’ve never seen eye-to-eye with your parents. Are you sure you weren’t adopted? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5652 If we have a couple more drinks,we might neck and amaze the giraffes sitting at the table over there. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5653 We could sit right here and graze the salad bar. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5654 Nice table,but it's a bit of a stretch! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5655 It's nice to get dressed up for a change instead of just gulping down dinner. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5656 No, I don’t know you well enough yet to kiss you, but I’m willing to neck. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5657 I don't care if it is our third date. No necking. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5658 You know I’m my own woman, but if it came to it, would you stick your neck out for me? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5659 I appreciate the way you extended yourself to meet me. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5660 I'm so hungry I could eat a Tyrannosaurus 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5661 Another trip to the salad bar? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5662 Well I think it is concerning that we were here before the Ornithischians and yet they were served first. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5663 That's a spicy meatball! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5664 Did you tell them we're both vegans? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5665 The woman in that booth won't stop staring at me 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5666 Yeah, I don’t think the waiter is ever coming back with those straws. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5667 Well. What are you waiting for? Roll me a meatball. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5668 I didn’t know service was going to take this long” @newyorkercartoon 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5669 That’s it, I’m becoming a carnivore 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5670 100year Anniversary is ICE. I just have a feeling that this one will be something special 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5671 Well, we’re here. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5672 Are you a fine dine-osaur? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5673 Where are our drinks? It’s been eons since they sat us 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5674 If you don’t mind me asking where are your hands right now, something wet is touching mine and I ordered cereal with no milk. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5675 I'm in the mood for linguine and long neck clams. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5676 The necking just isn't the same anymore. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5677 I don't think much of this nouvelle cuisine thing! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5678 Fred, can we go anyplace else that doesn't serve "Bronto Burgers?" 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5679 I'll need my glasses to see what's on my plate 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5680 It really means a lot that you were willing to stick your neck out for me. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5681 I forget, are we herbivores or carnivores? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5682 Tapas restaurant again? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5683 I heard this restaurant had a great salad bar 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5684 Honey, just keep in mind - people are watching. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5685 I wonder if they serve extra long spaghetti ? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5686 My mother advised me not to wear this v-neck collar dress because she thought it would make my neck look too long! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5687 Please pass the salt Joseph 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5688 I’m really sorry, I didn’t mean to stick my neck where it doesn’t belong! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5689 Oh great, they sat us right under the AC. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5690 You know, I really don’t believe many dating profile that says they’re over 6 feet 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5691 Try the Mediterranean diet. It's good for you. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5692 You promised you wouldn't bring up the straw ban tonight. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5693 Well, it seemed like a nice idea when we made reservations. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5694 Next year I get to pick our Halloween costumes! 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5695 So what are your thoughts on first date necking? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5696 . . . and that’s why I asked you out tonight - you’re the only one I can really talk to 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5697 I think we need longer forks 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5698 It's the little things that count 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
5699 This table service is the worst 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5700 My life coach told me today that I shouldn’t be afraid to stick my neck out. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5701 I've had enough of your tall tales 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5702 I'm glad we see things at eye level. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5703 How was the fish? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5704 We should have lowered our expectations. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5705 Can you believe she recommended the steamed Littlenecks? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5706 So there's virtually NOTHING on this menu for an acquatic vegetarian! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5707 We’ve indulged in far too much necking. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5708 I’m sorry honey but we look totally ridiculous dressed like this! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5709 It feels like we’ve outgrown this place. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5710 I just think we're trying too hard to fit in. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5711 Lunch and some heavy necking? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5712 The table behind you is arguing about his mist-rex 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5713 Well I am going to stick my neck out and say the service is rather ordinary. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5714 If I wasn’t so vain about wearing glasses, I could see what I’m eating. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5715 If it is any consolation to you, Spielberg said it was neck and neck. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5716 Are you asking for selected mutation 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5717 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5718 I’m glad you stuck your neck out to get us this reservation. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5719 i would like a decent sized drink please as this would not my little toe. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5720 I’m sure you’re wondering why I asked you up here. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5721 I'd love you too no matter what animal we were honey but why did you start with Brontosaurus? 1.0938 0.03672 64 60 3 1
5722 I may be sticking my neck out, but could we skip the salad for once? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5723 You have to agree with me, the chef is a pain in the neck 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5724 At least my folks never sit us at the kids' table. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5725 I feel so darn civilized, but this is SO impractical 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5726 Sometimes I have doubts that evolution by means of natural selection is progress. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5727 I phoned ahead of time ‘cause I heard a meteor was on its way. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5728 The menu said, 'Tip according to your size.' 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5729 You can never fill up on this cuisine. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5730 If you learn to cook we wouldn’t have to go to Pizza Hut every night. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5731 It’s a long way from the top if you want a garlic roll. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5732 The secret to a lasting relationship is to find someone who is as willing to stick their neck out for you, as you are for them. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
5733 Never again in this diner, the prices have had a meteoric rise since our last visit. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5734 Frankly, I need to date someone more realistic. You always seem to have your head in the clouds. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5735 How do you normally order your conifer? Branch-in or branchless? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5736 I think I have several pieces of food caught in my throat 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5737 Shall we go see "Poor Yella Rednecks" at the Theatre Club? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5738 This is not the time for necking, George. Later. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5739 Couldn’t you have found a restaurant without a “no necking” policy? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5740 Not everyone I meet can I see eye-to-eye. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5741 Are you seriously going to order the fried pterodactyl?! 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5742 Here’s one for the history books—steak. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5743 Your profile said you liked sex in public places. How about some necking right here 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5744 Don’t give me that look. It’s freezing in here. I had to complain” 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5745 I know you're stuffed to your neck but do you have room for dessert? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
5746 Do you feel a chill? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5747 It's healthy to take a 15-hour break to see if you're still hungry. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5748 You’re so preoccupied with whether you can eat meat that you didn’t stop to think whether you should. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5749 The portions keep getting smaller. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5750 Sorry, but you look younger in your profile picture... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5751 I agree with you 100%, but I just don't think you should stick your neck out. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5752 All my friends were getting neck-jobs, and I was feeling a little “low,” so here we are. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5753 Maybe we should ask for a booth 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5754 You always order the spaghetti. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5755 I love that we alway stick our necks out for each other 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5756 Of course this is a vegetarian restaurant Norman! Exactly how long have you been "HANKERING" for a steak! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
5757 Maybe we should have taken the high-top. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5758 I like getting fancy as much as the next Apatosaurus, Jerry, but we need almost 1000 lbs of vegetation like ferns and soft tree leaves EVERY DAY just to support our massive body weight—this meal is, to put it mildly, absolute bullshit. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5759 I hear the meteor salad is to die for" 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5760 Remind me why I agreed to come to this restaurant? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5761 That story is hard to swallow! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5762 I always forget, are we Vegan of Carnivorous? 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5763 Happy Anniversary: "We survived extinction but can we survive another year of marriage?" 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5764 At least when you're a vegetarian you don't have to worry about learning the Heimlich maneuver 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5765 I wanted to wait for the high-top, but no... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5766 I say it was a bright flash, and I say to hell with it. Eat your soup. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5767 A few more years and they will just give it back to us. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5768 Ugh, can you see what time it is? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5769 Again I must say, This is not the elevatored table , Hans he napkins are not long enough ! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5770 Hilda said this is the best vegan restaurant in town. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
5771 Amazing. We see eye-to-eye on everything. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5772 Have you figured out how we'll dine? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5773 You can wine and dine me, take me to all the fabulous places, but let's be honest Fred, we just don't see eye to eye. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5774 so we just kept singing raise the roof... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5775 Tiny Plates! I thought they said Heinie Steaks. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5776 Sorry, but that story is a stretch. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5777 I love that you're trying new things, Neil, but I'm not sure about you ordering the Wagyu. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5778 Well, if you're going to wear a mask, you should really 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5779 A night like this really gives you perspective. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5780 Is it rude if I ask for a straw? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5781 We probably should have sat at the bar. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5782 This is why I asked you to reserve high top seating. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5783 You call this high society dining? That’s a stretch. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5784 Is this the place that has those very short napkins ? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5785 Johnny, I think this relationship has long-drawn-out 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5786 Screw the diet, I’m having steak! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5787 I don’t know Steve! Maybe they put us on the wrong timeline, just act up now 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5788 I stick my neck out just to see you flouncing around with that tyrannosaurus home-rexer 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5789 And I am the passive aggressive one? So why don’t you go ask your sister, Miss Thanksgiving, why, why, why exactly, we ended up at the kid’s table. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5790 Well, long story short 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5791 You have really bad breath. Again. Seriously, couldn’t we get a bigger table? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5792 Get along with long distance or be a d. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5793 I wonder why they didn’t make us scan a QR code 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5794 We are dinosaurs, and we’re all dressed up at a fancy restaurant! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5795 I don’t mean to be too forward, but should we share a plate of very long spaghetti? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5796 I'm glad we met up here 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5797 I just need Long Island Ice Geas to be longer. 1.0923 0.02878 65 60 5 0
5798 Ugh, my go-to order is extinct. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5799 Did you hear about the asteroid? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5800 It’s not just the food, it’s the ambience of this place I like 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5801 If I have to eat one more brontosaurus omlette. Omg! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5802 Did you notice my new necklace? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5803 I hear this restaurant has a very high overhead. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5804 Winter’s coming and I can’t find the right turtleneck! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5805 I can't belive we got into Tatiana - 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5806 You told me this was a vegan restaurant. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5807 $50 for a salad!? I’m gonna lose my neck!! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5808 If you think this is awkward, try picking up the utensils. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5809 The service is great but the portions are so small that they only go halfway down my neck 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5810 The salad is enough. Quite good actually. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5811 "Are you sure you still want to commit the rest of your life to being the poster child for an oath? Maybe we skip the ceremony and cuddle in bed instead." 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5812 I thought you said it was elevated cuisine. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5813 My hind-brain is telling me this date sucks. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5814 I've been kind of in the mood for a Fred Flintstone Steak. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5815 This is not what I had in mind when I said necking. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5816 According to my sister, brachiosauruses dressing like hominids is transtemporal cultural appropriation. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5817 I still prefer eating outdoors, I can get my teeth into the meal—mean meat 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5818 Birds are our direct evolutionary offspring, but you still just HAD to order the chicken. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5819 No necking please. We'll be extinct before we finish. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5820 It's good this restaurant has high ceilings 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5821 Call me old school but the tofurky was quite good. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5822 For a first date, I think things have gone down pretty well so far. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5823 I don't believe in necking after one date 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5824 Let's try to make it through dinner without knocking heads. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5825 I am sorry. When we sit this close I have a hard time reaching my plate. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5826 Honey, I forgot my binoculars at home. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5827 Oh no—they’re out of ancient grains. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5828 I will promise to love and honour but I won’t promise to obey 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5829 I feel like unagi. 1.0909 0.04596 77 73 1 3
5830 Snappy Hour at last. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5831 Don't look,there's Babar and Céleste behind you. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5832 How do they expect us to eat what's on the plate? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5833 Mine does too, we should have gone to the 'Arbor-Eat-Em'. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5834 It’s going to be harder to eat than it was to get dressed up. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5835 It’s short for Ernestine 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5836 You go first . 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
5837 I'm glad we could reach each other. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5838 Thanks for coming up all this way to join me. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5839 I hear the micro-greens are to die for! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5840 I know what I heard and the waiter distinctly asked if we would be on the same neck or separate. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5841 Well, I thought we had a real connecktion 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5842 I have something to tell you. Can we speak in private? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5843 Do you think they have vegan options? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5844 I forgot my reading glasses too. I guess we'll just let the waiter order for us again. This is getting really old, Brian. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5845 Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5846 No, it’s nice—it’s just… does the table seem low to you? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5847 Charles, we are not getting a Tesla. What would the neighbors think. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5848 Why did we evolve to get a long neck again? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5849 Honey I think I'm shrinking each year we get older.. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5850 The Maitre D’ was correct. It’s not a necktie unless it’s on your neck. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5851 See, now with you this feels right because we really see eye-to-eye. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5852 True love is not being afraid to stick our necks out fir each other. . . 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5853 We’re just too big for this world. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5854 I'm glad we're finally doing this. My mum told me I have to stick my neck out. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5855 It’s such a relief to finally meet someone at my level 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5856 Did you bring your teeth along or left them on the dresser 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5857 Does it feel a little drafty in here to you? 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5858 George, please. 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
5859 Marriage? It takes a lot of courage to stick your neck out that far. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
5860 For the price you’d think we’d get a whole tree 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
5861 Can you believe it? There's a theory that if this meteor hadn't crashed down and killed all the mammals we wouldn't be here now. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5862 Evolution is too slow. What about Asteroid Therapy?" 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5863 Next time let's not use Yelp to find a restaurant. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5864 The last T-Rex I dated tried to kill me. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5865 I am really not so sure about this dining arrangement. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5866 I’ve always wanted to be the one to ask: do the curtains match the drapes? 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5867 Christ, what an asshole! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5868 Of all things, the very last thing that I thought you'd ever give up was necking. Really! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5869 How about we follow this up with some serious necking like we used to in the old days 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5870 The portions are so small - and so distant. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5871 I know we promised to lose weight, but this isn't going to work 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5872 George, I think we might have picked the wrong table. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5873 I hope they have the really long forks... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5874 Do you think the forks will be long enough? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5875 I was married to a turtle once but it didn't work out 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5876 I wouldn't put my neck out for him. Actually, it's time to embrace a feminist ethic. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5877 I really thought we were over this, Frank. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5878 I got this outfit special for tonight Roger. Have you even noticed? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5879 When I said that my standards are low, I didn’t mean that low.” 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5880 Think I'll be diner sore tomorrow? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5881 You're shorter than my ex-boyfriend 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5882 Ankie and Deron @wantanencore @d.e.r.o.n 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
5883 I like discussing things at length on first dates. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5884 I know we must have somethin'g in common, but can’t see what! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5885 Sure wish the wait staff would hurry with those straws. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5886 And I still love you after all these years of waiting for the server to bring us our check. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5887 Do you think they have long enough spaghetti that we can slurp? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5888 Those at the ground level are angry because they think we are too far removed to be making decisions on their behalf. But I think our privileged perspective allows us to remain objective on those issues. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5889 Well, it took you just the whole mezozoic to ask me out; 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5890 You ever get tired of being asked to stick out your neck for people? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5891 My ferns were undercooked. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5892 Why on earth would the waiter as if we ever worked at Toys R Us? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5893 Finishing neck to neck sounds good to me! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5894 Do you think they will serve it on a tree branch? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5895 You look thinner in your Tinder picture. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5896 We’re only a physical match. I can’t stand everything else about you. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5897 This is nice. Those drive-thrus just weren’t working for us. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5898 What do you want to talk about, necks? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5899 I don't know, I can't bend my neck either. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5900 The portions certainly have gotten smaller. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5901 Well, dinner was delicious. Shall we finish it off with a « café allongé » ? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5902 After all the times I stuck my neck out for you, you're breaking up with me!? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5903 My last boyfriend always got things twisted. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5904 Do you also feel a little conspicuous while dinning here? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5905 Next time, let’s dine alfresco. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
5906 Getting people up to our level? Might as well order pie in the sky. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5907 Darn it! I forgot the straws. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5908 We're going to need longer forks. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5909 I wish those long neck drinks were in vogue! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5910 Finally, a restaurant without silverware. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5911 What’s your necking safe word? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5912 You're the Jurassic spark in my life.... We may soon be extinct but our love is eternal... 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5913 For the last time, no. The waiter didn't think we were being pretentious because we ordered vegan. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5914 The food is nice,but I really wish they would 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5915 One review called it an elevated experience. We’ll see about that. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5916 At this rate, we’ll go extinct 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5917 People look up to us. We must set a good example. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5918 No crust 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5919 I swear, if you ask the waiter, 'Is there a potty for us?' again, I'm leaving you. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5920 hopefully the world doesn’t end before we get our food 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5921 Do you think the Dino Nuggets are for Dinos? Or….. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5922 I'm not sticking my neck out and ordering any of the homemade special deserts tonight. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
5923 I was curious about the non-vegetarian menu, but when I asked I got the strangest look from our server. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5924 I wish they’d had vegetarian options. I’m trying to cut back on waiters.” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5925 They really need more vegetarian options on the menu. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5926 I can’t see my watch from here. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5927 "It tastes good, but I don’t know how fulfilling it is yet." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5928 Well, I think the asteroid vaccine is how they'll carbon date us. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5929 We'd better stick to eating off tall trees! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5930 You can look into my eyes all you want but I still need you to pass the salt! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5931 Why did you think again it was a good idea to ask the Genie to turn us into dinosaurs for your last wish? 1.0877 0.02833 57 53 4 0
5932 But we’ve always had long tête-à-tête ´s 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5933 I find our current politics, like these meat balls, hard to swallow. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5934 Why must you insist on requesting chopsticks? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5935 Call it what you will, but I promise not to limit you in any way. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5936 Plant-Based" my big prehistoric arse... I'd rather eat actual locally-sourced, humanely raised, MEAT, as opposed to this lab-made, overly processed, marketing ploy 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5937 I think we are over-dressed for these people. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5938 You’ll love this place - it’s farm to ceiling. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5939 You were right. The procedure completely eliminated my GERD. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5940 It’s time to level up our relationship 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5941 Why do I let you take the decisions anyways! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5942 I knew it was over with my ex when he told me I should go on the paleo diet. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5943 My ex-husband lacked ambition, always went for the low-hanging fruit. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5944 Did you really need to order the "bacon meteor" jack? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5945 My mother said I’d go extinct before I ever met a good man, but look at us! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5946 Are you self conscious about your short arms? 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
5947 You just never know if this will be your last mean. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5948 Where did you find a vegan restaurant? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5949 You into some necking? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5950 Always hard to get reservations in the city. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5951 So, Dino Sinclair. Have you ever considered legally changing your name? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5952 Yah, this table feels a little low to me too. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5953 The vegan plates just seem to be getting smaller and smaller. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5954 To be frank with you I am having a hard time swallowing your constant excuses! 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5955 They told me they no longer give straws! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5956 Honey, I think we need to see a lawyer and finish up our Last Will and testament. It will be a lot easier on the kids. First question, do you want to be buried or cremated? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5957 Love the vibe, but such small portions? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5958 I'm glad you have such an elevated perspective, you're half way to heaven already!" "Oh get your head out of the clouds, if there was a God we would have seen him by now 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5959 I think I have a frog in my throat. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5960 Okay darling,I'll wear the one with a plunging neckline next time. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5961 "Did you see how the waiter just assumed I wanted to vegetarian option? I am so sick of the stereotypes." 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5962 I don't think this silverware is long enough for us. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5963 Wow, they’ve really spared no expense… 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5964 I heard the duck is good, but you have to order it 65 million years in advance. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5965 I’m worried this is a no-necking restaurant. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5966 The critic said the food was elevated. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5967 The website said rooftop service: I didn’t think we had to sit up here, too! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5968 She’ll have the salad. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5969 Did you hear that Loch Ness is finally sold as it’s no longer monstrous enough. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5970 ‘Maybe we should’ve chosen the high top’ 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5971 I think we should see other people, literally. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5972 It’s so nice to finally meet someone on my level. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5973 Would you still love me if I had no neck? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5974 You look nothing like the photo you posted. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5975 Should we take it to-go? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5976 I guess that our kids are tailgating at the game slam'n long-necks 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5977 Do we have to use utensils? If I use a fork my food is cold before it reaches my mouth. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5978 And the portions are so small. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5979 They guarantee that the plants will be tall enough for us. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5980 Can we order something besides the brontosaurus burger? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5981 Would love to try it but… 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5982 I hear the mammals are agitating for equal rights. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5983 I don't thinks there's anything on the menu that I can eat. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5984 Promise me that you'll never bring me to this restaurant again. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5985 I’ve loved you from short neck forward. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5986 Steak? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5987 For the hundredth time, I don't wanna do the lady and the tramp spaghetti thing with you, Daniel! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5988 there’s just something between us. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5989 You know, I really stuck my neck out for you. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5990 I am so glad we met. So few people are willing to stick their neck out these days 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5991 I thought I told you not to park in the basement of the parking garage? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5992 The proportions in these places are just unbelievable! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5993 I feel that this generation doesn’t think about extinction. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5994 Sometimes you treat me like I am just another of your sock puppets! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5995 I keep waiving for the waiter but they keep just looking at my eyes. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5996 I told you, Harold, you were supposed to wear the tie higher up 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5997 The silverware in this restaurant is way too short. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5998 I smell a slight Starlink... 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5999 My eyes are up here, buster! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6000 I had to make the reservations months ago. It's hard to find a restaurant with ceilings this high. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6001 I'm not sure your necktie fits. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6002 Sometimes, I get the feeling that being all dressed up is just useless. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6003 I ordered us a bottle of wine. The waiter suggested Dino 23BC. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6004 You're off work tomorrow so we've got time to neck all night, sweetheart. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6005 dinnersaurius 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6006 Yes, it is You 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6007 I’m so glad to meet a vegetarian. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6008 I hope the asteroid I ordered doesn't make me gassy. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6009 I know they're beautiful artifacts, but dear it is impossible to eat from this human table, and whatever a "tie" is I cannot see it. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6010 You've gained a lot of weight since you stopped smoking. 1.0857 0.02686 70 65 5 0
6011 Do you think they’ll catch us necking? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6012 it’s good to know we’re both above small talk 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6013 It’s nice to have someone who’ll stick their neck out for you… 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
6014 So glad I added that but about being into necking on my profile 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
6015 Evolution will catch up eventually. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
6016 All this talk about asteroids. Don't you just miss the forest for the trees? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
6017 Finally a place run by one of us. I vote Blue Team. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6018 Fat head! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6019 No, making love after dinner wouldn't help with my existential dread. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6020 I understand that necking is so passé 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6021 All the good ones are either extinct or elusive. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6022 Will ‘Rex’ be joining us later? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6023 The couple at the next table arrived after us and they’re already getting their dinner. Are you sure you slipped the hostess the fresh lettuce? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6024 Just so you know, I don't neck on the first date 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6025 Ernie and Charlotte weren’t short on conversation, even after all these years. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6026 The spaghetti is delicious but the strands could be longer. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6027 I prefer restaurants with high-top tables. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6028 So what’s up with you? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6029 Please, do not order a "Highball"! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6030 So, your online profile said you'd like to hook up for some good old-fashioned necking....I'm all yours. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6031 Should we order dessert? I still have the apetizer going down my throat. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6032 How is your esophagus doing these days? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6033 Service has been a bit slow since the asteroid. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6034 Don't be crude, and pass the oil, please. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6035 Your proposal is a stretch. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6036 Is it too much to ask for longer straws? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6037 After seventeen years, I still love peering into your eyes. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6038 So I said to my agent, There’s no way an AI can look more real than me. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6039 Nouvelle cuisine is so passé. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6040 Maybe we should change to the bar tables 1.0847 0.02146 59 55 4 0
6041 Something tells me that the waiter will never come... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6042 No, I have no idea if it's any good. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6043 So long, Harold 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6044 Not sure getting all dressed up was worth it for mediocre triceratapas. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6045 Humans can be so elegant. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6046 If the service doesn't get better, put the tip on the roof! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6047 Promise not to eat the waiter? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6048 Mine hasn't reached my stomach yet, so I don't know if I'm full. You? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6049 This place seems nice, but my tastes are still evolving..." 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6050 I don’t know why they always ask if I would like a long neck. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6051 I THINK WE TOOK BEING HELICOPTER PARENTS TOO FAR 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6052 What? Why do YOU think we never get a scene with spaghetti and a meatball? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6053 We should have chosen a more upscale restaurant 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6054 I guess the camera cuts down weight! 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6055 I'm worried it will take all day for this food to reach our stomach. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
6056 If our entrées don’t come soon, I’m going to need to go forage. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6057 Of course I'm vegetarian, why would you even ask." Andy Mathieson, Studio City, Cali 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6058 Your neck is long but your faith in 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6059 I'm just not sure if we should try to have kids right now.....it's not just climate change. A meteor could crash to earth and destroy life as we know it! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6060 Now isn't the time to start being vegan. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6061 Let’s leave. I’ve just browsed the menu, and it doesn’t have green, leafy veggies! 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
6062 Long distance relationships be like: 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6063 We have waited a long time for this table to open 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6064 I don't know how to eat it either. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6065 I suspect that fine dining eventually will affect our relevance. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6066 I'm glad we can see eye-to-eye on things, Henry. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6067 oh, yes my Darling! We did a lot of wonderful necking in those days before the Pill. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
6068 You were right. The weather is nice up here. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6069 As they gaze lovingly into each other's eyes: “are they looking?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6070 There's a reason I 've avoided ice for aeons. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6071 I wouldn't eat a lot of crackers. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6072 The reviews were right…these really ARE tiny portions! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6073 The hot water with lemon would help your StegoSoreThroat.” 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6074 Seems like the service here is beneath us. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6075 Do you think this neckline is too risqué? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6076 Enjoy this dinner because it may be our last! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6077 It's just that you seemed taller on your profile. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6078 What terrifies me is the possibility of our tying the knot with our necks. Don Warner, Denver, Colorado 1.0833 0.04924 60 57 1 2
6079 I told you we were overdressed. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6080 I don't think 'fine dining' is our thing. The portions are so small! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6081 We'd be real dinosaurs if we had the house wine with dinner. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6082 What a joke. So the best the “Age of Mammals” can produce are small plates? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6083 I picked this restaurant because it's a good place to start our diet. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6084 How can a salad take so long? I told them we are trying to catch a show after. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6085 Stop staring at other people, they may think that we are odd looking 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6086 You can at least stop your mind from roaming. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6087 Whatever happens down there stays down there…mmkk!? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
6088 This place better not have paper straws. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6089 Clive, I'm glad that we see eye to eye. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6090 Uncharted views: eyes above, hearts below 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6091 I'm sorry I should have checked ahead to see if they were herbivore friendly. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6092 I think we see eye to eye on this 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6093 Big mistake leaving our straws in the convertible 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6094 I wish we had gone with the high table seating 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6095 I’m super into necking, are you? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6096 I am surprised you did not choose the unlimited buffet option! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6097 I should tell you I have a strict no-necking policy until the third date. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6098 I regret having to cut this short. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6099 I know it sounds crazy - I am really craving a juicy steak. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6100 I’ve heard the Three Fern Salad is excellent. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6101 I spend hours getting ready for dinner and you’ve said nothing nice about my hair. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6102 I think the gongonzilla's off 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6103 Dino dear, told you there was no way to discreetly poke your head into the kitchen, now look at those poor homo sapiens scattered about, food everywhere; I just can’t take you anywhere in this era can I darling? 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
6104 When you made the reservation, are you sure you specified "apatosaurus" and not "brontosaurus"? 1.0822 0.04253 73 69 2 2
6105 so glad we both rose to the occasion. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6106 It's not like you think. He and I were only necking. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6107 How long has snooping been a crime? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
6108 Do you think the valet was suspicious? Of What? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6109 Did I forget to unplug my curling iron? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6110 I like coming here because the waiters are all very tall and we can eat directly from the trays they carry on their shoulders. 1.0822 0.02583 73 68 5 0
6111 I only neck on the second date. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
6112 see eye to eye. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6113 Some of their wines are as old as three years. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6114 We could get some long necks. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6115 I don't know why I am trying to show cleavage, after all I have no mammary glands 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6116 This mouth" does work, but with a neck like this do you think it matters 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6117 Desert is some of new creature without scales and walks on two legs...can you believe it, Frank? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6118 You're so down to earth. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6119 This image is too big to see the caption underneath it, sadly. If only they had taken into consideration my deep need to post these to Instagram. Oh well, it is what it is. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6120 Harold, the waiter keeps looking at my chest! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6121 Do you really believe a meteorite will end life as we know it! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6122 "I want the delicious meal on the table and you can have my dessert under it." "Why? The plates are...oh. So u want some tail right now and some whip cream shooting from yours?" "I was trying to be coy dear." "Ok, how bout some Soda?" I'd LOVE that 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6123 To be honest, I'm not too keen on necking. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6124 Necking is out so let's have dinner. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6125 Oh, Clarence. Do you really think I'm beautiful? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6126 This restaurant was supposed to be high-end. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6127 We should have gone to Rainforest Cafe. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6128 Watch the sssss and keep your tongue in your mouth 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6129 Did you take your reflux medicine? You know how Mexican always affects you! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6130 All right, Brontman, here we are at New York's most exclusive eatery. Now, what is this new technique you've developed for reaching our mouths with our food? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6131 The sign said "Diner", not "Dyno" 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6132 Where are your manners? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6133 This was very sweet Rodney, but what now? Maybe we should move to Tree Canopy seating, where we could actually dine. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6134 Can you believe the server offered us the foie gras special? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6135 Henry, we've made it up the long arc of civilization. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6136 I don’t enjoy going out for meals since they stopped offering straws. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6137 I can’t talk to anyone else on this level. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6138 Do we have any dietary restrictions? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6139 Honey,I forgot to bring our straws. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6140 Is it true the patio is under a canopy of conifers and cycads? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6141 Betcha can’t touch your toes 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6142 Even if the trajectory predictions arrre accurate, it’s not going to impact dinosaurs like us! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6143 I see I am not the only one sticking their neck out on this date 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6144 is my neck too Long? To eat my food darling? Yes my dear your neck is too long to eat " 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6145 Honey, would it make sense to ask for shorter chairs? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6146 I just don’t think we see eye to eye on this one 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6147 Watch that ceiling fan behind you Bill. It could take an ear off. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6148 Then she told me to wind my neck in! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6149 Why the long.....neck, sorry I thought you looked different in your profile! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6150 Let’s just eat. If we wait any longer for them our food will be fossilized 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6151 We don't have to dress up for the all-you-can-eat buffet place. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6152 Next holiday I'm asking to sit at the adults' table. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6153 Didn't I ask you to check if they were vegetarian friendly? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6154 I told you to bring those long forks and knives? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
6155 I thought we agreed to stop bottle necking each other” 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6156 I've been finding it difficult to talk to you lately. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6157 I just realized that the portions are small because the table is small 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6158 When kissing too much evolved into "necking." 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6159 I just need someone who can see eye to eye with me on political issues. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6160 Length, honey, I think my coffee was too long 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6161 I suppose we can call it a Big Bang? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6162 What movie should we see tonight? I hear "Jurassic Park" is really good. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6163 I'm not sure. I can't see it either.But I hope they serve trees here. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6164 But I do like to be called Brontosaurus! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6165 First date jitters? Try having a neck-off competition! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6166 Damn! We can not bend our necks at the same time. Should we partake in shifts? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6167 Would it be bourgeois to ask the waitress for an 8-foot salad fork? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6168 Is it just me, or could our waiter be a mammal? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6169 Possible deal breaker -- I deplore the use of 'neck' as a verb. You? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6170 So,Whatdaya think,Al,another 10 rounds,while our food digests? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6171 It's a miracle that we found a restaurant that we fit in, but the food is awful and the service is terrible. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6172 What do we have to do to get silverware? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6173 Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6174 After dinner I plan to have a sore throat so don’t even think about it. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6175 This necklace, or my bigger one? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6176 This isn’t a contest, but I still feel we’re neck ‘n neck. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6177 Honey, have you heard all the ruckus with gender equality and equal pay and all that? They don't know that all problems will be solved with height equality! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6178 Maybe there is a Loch Ness Monster, stupid! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6179 Why, yes, it does seem that the table is a tad bit low. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6180 In the grand scheme of it all, who knew that time was just an illusion. I can't blame the thought-leaders of today, this idea was started weeks ago by powerful entities beyond our compensation. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6181 I told you it would only be a matter of time before restaurants started catering to vegans 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6182 'are you going down first or shall I?' 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6183 So glad we survived the extinction dear…. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6184 Free Palestine 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6185 Try not to eat with your eyes. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6186 it's been 5 years, it's time we think about children 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6187 Just want to give you a heads up. I'm leaving you. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6188 Our conversation seems to be far removed from our dinner! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6189 Can you tell me what I ordered? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6190 This sounded so fun on tinder, but what do we do now? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6191 Yes, we're going to starve to extinction. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6192 Genital jewelry is so expensive these days. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
6193 It took time, but we now see neck to neck. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
6194 I hope the wine is Vegan 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6195 I don’t know, honey. This is going to take awhile to swallow. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
6196 "I know you love this place, but the small plates and small table situation just doesn't work for me. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
6197 I just realized that I forgot to tell the babysitter where we keep the clean bibs. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6198 My eyes are up here! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6199 The third date seems rash. I don’t have sex until dessert reaches my stomach. 1.0794 0.04693 63 60 1 2
6200 When you say you want to go necking with me what exactly do you mean? 1.0794 0.02582 63 59 4 0
6201 Eating out is so much nicer than our swamp 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6202 Why do we always have to order Low-Hanging Fruit? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6203 Dessert at the Park? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6204 I guess we do see eye to eye on everything! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6205 Lately I've had this feeling that the clock is ticking 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6206 I'm going with cappellini - long and thin -it goes down so easily! 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6207 Being an herbivore is getting too expensive. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6208 What can we order that doesn't require hands? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6209 I too enjoy elevated cuisine. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6210 Maybe you shouldn't have complained last time about not being treated like a regular person. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6211 We forgot to bring our silverware. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6212 Oh dear. I forgot our reusable straws. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6213 Did you bring the super long straws? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6214 Why, yes, we could share all of our turtlenecks, but is that enough? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6215 It’s a beautiful restaurant but the food is always cold. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6216 Aren’t you glad you listened to me and wore your tie at your bottom neck? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6217 « Dwayne. You promised me this place had no carbon footprint! » 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6218 Is it cool up here? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6219 The portions seemed way bigger in the menu pictures. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6220 I knew I should have brought my own straw.. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6221 is it a little drafty in here? i can ask if they can move us 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6222 Unlimited bread sticks are best in Texas restaurants 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6223 I left my reading glasses at home — may I borrow yours? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6224 There's an Anthropocene fly in my soup 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6225 I wish you wouldn't speak up to me this way. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
6226 Sorry I thought I booked our reservation for a high top table 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6227 Tap is fine. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
6228 Now what? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6229 I'm going to ask for a long straw. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6230 This has been a long time coming. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6231 any chance we can evolve away from these necks? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6232 Netflix’s new show “Love is Spine” 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6233 This party is dead. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6234 I am so glad we met on the vegan date website 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6235 I know it's only the first date but how do we feel about giraffes? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6236 I’ve been longing for a romantic night up. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6237 Fork! Size does matter. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6238 I'm so tired of vegan restaurants 1.0781 0.03381 64 61 2 1
6239 It’s always a pain in the neck when you pick the place, Albert” 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6240 I don't stick my neck out for anyone 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6241 And I'm still waiting for us to stop pretending that we're something we're not! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6242 I think we should've gone with the booth, honey. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6243 Not one person has noticed my dress! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6244 First person to talk about the Bronto-Babies pays for dinner. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6245 You know, they say brontoburgers are made of dinos!!! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6246 David, stop playing footsy with me under the table. This is a nice restaurant. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6247 The older I get the smaller this table looks. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
6248 oh Prudence, you’ll agree it’s exhausting to always be reaching to be above the riff-raff. 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
6249 Did you say you specialized in astrology or astronomy? 1.0779 0.04036 77 73 2 2
6250 Evolutionary advantage, when??? 1.0778 0.03613 90 85 3 2
6251 Face it. You're not Barney, and you don't have to say, 'I love you, you love me,' every time we neck in public. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6252 We're either not eating, or we're making a scene. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6253 No rubbernecking at the waitresses! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6254 How are we going to get to our food? Not a clue. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6255 Who'd have thought vegetarianism would evolve into this? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6256 Don't you wonder why the dating app thought we were compatible? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6257 Incognito dinners are available to others. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6258 Fuels in love. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6259 Evolution gave us the advantage of making unavoidable eye contact with the waiter. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6260 Our son wants to join the Navy to work on submarines? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6261 Why don't we take a break and eat some. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6262 I stay away from animal protein unless I am ovulating! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6263 I'm so proud of you Marvin; this place is so elegant and different. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6264 I think we are in under our heads 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6265 At least it has a nice atmosphere. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6266 Why is it taking such a long time to get a straw for my lemonade? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6267 We’re going to need a forklift. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6268 This strange little mammal keeps trying to leave his footprints on top of mine. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
6269 Really,I do want to eat healthy for us,but,the kale….? 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6270 Maybe we get a couple dozen club sandwiches. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6271 We forgot our hats. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6272 My mother will pay for our wedding album if we go with accordian style. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6273 I still don't understand why you insist on going to steakhouses... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6274 I think people can't believe we're necking in public. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6275 I never should have accepted to go out for Impossible Burgers! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6276 I can’t really see from up here, but I don’t think this is vegetarian. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6277 …I mean, I DO like the food at this place, but the atmosphere is a little thin, don’t you think? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6278 I hope you don’t mind, but I ordered leafy greens for both of us.” 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6279 I told you to call ahead and reserve a high top. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6280 The cost of living these days! That's all the furniture we can afford 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6281 That's crazy....you indoctrinated in the ways of turtle necks, too? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6282 Why are we the only ones without chopsticks? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
6283 I thought you said this was a vegan restaurant 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6284 I'm up to my neck in you! 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
6285 I don’t care if you had a Groupon. We just can’t keep going to the salad bar at Fogo De Chao 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
6286 I'll have the fancy salad for our last meal!" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
6287 They weren’t thinking about us with the straw ban. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6288 The order seems to be taking too LONGGGG!!!” 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6289 I can't ever remember if we're meat eaters. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
6290 We should never have listened to that Mr. Piltdown- these shoes don’t fit, and what’s wrong with having your heads in the clouds anyway? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
6291 I'm not taking the spaghettis any more. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6292 So can I taste your Neanderthal? This visitor from planet Zoran is tough but I had to try it: they say it is becoming very rare. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6293 If you lean quickly, you can try that table's panna cotta first. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6294 It’s very impolite to bend towards your food. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6295 This not the dream date I expected. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6296 Should we take a nostalgic stroll through Jurassic Park for after dinner? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6297 The food is the same but the prices have really gone up. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6298 Should we ask for the neck--I mean check? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6299 This vegan diet doesn’t seem to be working. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6300 The entrees are served by a low-flying drone. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6301 I know it’s been a stretch for both of us, but thanks for the date night. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6302 We always see side eye to side eye. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6303 ‘Sounds like the end of an era for our dining habits’ 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6304 One movie, over thirty years ago, and we’re still ‘The Longnecks’ to every host and hostess in this city. Frankly, I’m sick of the body shaming. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6305 The heirloom branches are amazing here 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6306 I can’t keep sticking my neck out for you, Harold. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6307 I told you to chew your food. The Heimlich Maneuver won’t help. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6308 Your innocent look doesn’t make those hurtful words any easier to swallow, and in any case it’ll take a while.” 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6309 I don't care that you are the last brontosaurus on the planet, I don't neck on the first date. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6310 Why do they refer to our anniversary as an extinction level event? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6311 Think our waiter will come back before a meteor hits or something? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6312 All Dressed Up and No Where to Roam 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6313 For us vegetarians, the portions are really small. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6314 I like this place better than the one with the ceiling fans. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6315 I guess I'll have the swamp fern and cycad salad. You? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6316 Jerry, do you think ordering the chicken would be in bad taste? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
6317 Have you ever heard of a certain Ross Geller? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6318 Just know that whatever happens, I’m not going anywhere. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6319 I’m feelin’ high! 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
6320 No offense but dessert will be a stretch for me. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6321 Now that dinner's over, how about we go somewhere and neck? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6322 That’s what makes our romantic life so great - not knowing what’s going on down below 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6323 Okay, I’m going to stick my neck out and try what you ordered. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6324 You said you drove here in a gas-powered car?? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6325 Why take us to a steakhouse when we’re vegetarians? -Berit Henrickson, New York, NY 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6326 This was the last straw. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6327 Oh, excuse me. I need the toilet. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6328 Do you think they have any vegetarian options? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6329 But we never agree eye to eye.. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6330 How geoducks spend their time underground before retiring to the seabed. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6331 I'm in the mood for leafy greens 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6332 I’m going to pass on the Sushi 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6333 I wasn't expecting such a nice place in this neck of the woods. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6334 This relationship has gone on long enough 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6335 So how about if we just skip these awkward preliminaries? Your place or mine? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6336 I’ve let go of myself the last ten years? I remember when we were dating and you had that ripped 64 pack. Now all you do is watch TV and shed shed shed 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6337 Remember, my Dear, in order to be posh you have to bring the food to your mounth, not otherwise 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6338 It’s so disappointing how fine dining continues to neglect us herbivores, darling. Shall we pick up a pizza on the way home? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6339 Maybe we should give the soup a miss tonight? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6340 I know it was a neck-in-neck race, but we made it to our first year anniversary! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
6341 I'm not sure we thought this out completely. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6342 There weren't any high tops available? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6343 How am I supposed to eat this? I did not get a fork. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6344 Before the meteor hits, I need to tell you . . 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6345 I prefer fast food, how about you? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6346 Tapas are over rated. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6347 We should have asked for a hi-top. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
6348 The prices here are out of reach. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6349 I was raised vegetarian but have eating paleo since the new people moved in. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6350 It’s been so hard to find someone who’s on my level. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6351 Tracey said the Mile High Club would have better service. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6352 are we talking for the benefit of air?? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
6353 I’m getting the little necks for a change 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
6354 If this is prix fixe, I hope you told them we're vegetarian? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6355 Need to use alternate eating. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6356 The sautéed coniferous needles on a bed of ginkgoes is superb! I always wash it down with a tall drink. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6357 The Boston Fern here pops off the tongue, just the old days. But the Giant Cycad was fresher during the Jurassic. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6358 Are we there yet? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6359 This is a High Tea, but do you think they could provide a food elevator? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6360 If you can figure out a graceful and civilized way to get a bite, I will let you “baby bird” it to me. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6361 Twenty minutes? It takes half a day before my brain knows it’s full. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6362 We stuck our necks out and decided to have dinner. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6363 The reviews said it was Brachio friendly. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6364 I wonder how other creatures neck. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6365 I thought you said you could see the servosaur. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6366 Can you check the time on my watch for me? I hate to put my glasses on. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6367 I can’t eat here it’s too noisy. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
6368 I’m glad we took the time to celebrate your meteoric rise in the Disaster Forecast division! 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
6369 It's so hard to find restaurants with high enough ceilings. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6370 When you made the reservation, I presume you did ask for extra-long forks. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6371 And can yon imagine the next thing he did was the Heinreich Maneuver 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6372 Do you ever just crave a steak? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6373 Y'know, I would give just about anything for a pair of thumbs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6374 You will never guess how much I longed to be here. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6375 I’m not going to my neck on the line for anyone!” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6376 Do you want to split a salad? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6377 The waiter’s suggestion was a tall order, let’s not stretch our budget. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6378 I know this place has a Michelin star, but it all tastes like air to me. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6379 Who would have thought our comeback would look like this. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6380 The only thing worth eating here is the salad. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6381 I'm finding it difficult to swallow 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6382 Good choice of restaurant as they had outdoor seating, but I did snack on all table flowers while listening for your arrival. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6383 Okay, it's my night to eat real food, and your night for Jello, to help slide everything down from last night. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6384 You haven't said a word about my necklace. I wore it just for you. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6385 You know, I know this plant doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After 165 million years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6386 I don’t usually drink on a first date 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
6387 Farm to Table was ages ago, the new thing is From the Ground Up. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6388 The anniversary of our extinction isn't exactly a cause for celebration. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6389 I’ve only just realised how good that restaurant we visited last month was 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6390 Shall we order a very, very old cab from the wine list. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6391 Do we have a passport for our food? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6392 I was sure all the eligible men were extinct! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6393 I don’t know why you insist we go out, they never have anything on the menu for us herbivores! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6394 This is your idea of a romantic evening? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6395 What’s your position on necking on the first date? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6396 I'm gonna stick my neck out and ask what you were thinking when you made the reservation at a Brazilian barbeque. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6397 This place used to serve great corn plants, but with climate change they just don't grow as tall anymore. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6398 Longneck ice-cold beer never broke my heart 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6399 Don't look down, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are at the table beside us 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6400 If we leave now without paying, they won't find us for eons. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6401 Do you think I would benefit from a face-lift? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6402 I hope the waiter doesn't overlook us for dessert. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6403 I'm so happy dinner is going a-long so well 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6404 I just feel like I really stuck my neck out for you earlier. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6405 This generation and their quiet quitting. It’s not like the world is ending. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6406 Donny, I saw how you looked at that duck. Will you leave me for a girl?" Tel 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6407 Simply asking for silverware is not a stance on global warming, darling. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6408 Apparently ‘vegan’ is the new herbivore 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
6409 Sweetheart, I think I dropped an earring. Do you mind looking under the table? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6410 You'd never stick your neck out for me. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6411 You promised you called and asked if they had long-handled utensils ~ 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6412 Would it be rude to ask for a straw? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6413 Distinction or extinction? Your thoughts? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6414 I worry about us necking in public. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
6415 Honey...Did you leave the sun lamp on?.... 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
6416 We hired a babysitter for these small portions?!? 1.0702 0.02321 57 55 2 0
6417 He said the wine he's bringing has a long finish. Don't all drinks have a long finish? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6418 Just what are we supposed to tell the children? That you're leaving me for a Stegosaurus? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6419 I am so happy we went vegan. It is much more civilized. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6420 I think things are at an all-time high for us 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6421 Is that waiter coming back with our silverware? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6422 If you’re uncomfortable, then ask for a straw! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6423 Our plates are so far below that our food will be cold by the time it gets to our mouths! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6424 What a delightful supper together. Let's not make it our last. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6425 Will our children look more like you or more like me? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6426 You sure this is the high tea we reserved? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6427 It’s getting pretty hot in here 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6428 Best paleo in town. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6429 Wonderful... another dinner spent with the waiter on a ladder, because you insist on ordering the Soup. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6430 "My hands can't reach my mouth. Let's ask for a trough ins tead of a table." 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6431 I am still hungry. Do you think we could order another waiter served on that delicious bed of vegetable salad? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6432 Mmm, okay . . . but no hickeys! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6433 By the time it hots my stomach, it's always cold. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6434 Is that you holding my hand? I’m afraid of heights. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6435 I love the salad but the pace of the service here is glacial. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
6436 Are we neck to neck now? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6437 I thought you said they had a lot of house plants. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6438 Gerald, we have the babysitter for two more hours — should we go clubbing? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6439 They better not forget my salad 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
6440 this bill better not include an air rights fee 1.0694 0.04114 72 69 1 2
6441 I hope they have some good vegan choices. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6442 You sure they didn’t have a high top available? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6443 Is it just me or does the salmon taste extinct? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6444 I’m sorry, Terence, my psychic doesn’t see us having a future. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
6445 How’s the weather up here? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6446 The whole menu is herbivore, you’re going to love it. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6447 Who'd have thunk we'd still be here? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6448 Serving us is such a tall order 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6449 Well, at least the lighting is good. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6450 I didn’t think it through when I said “Let’s stick our necks out necks out and try a new restaurant.” 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6451 I have a feeling that we are going to leave hungry today. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6452 Brilliant parking 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6453 I assume you look lovely, as well. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6454 Do you remember where you parked the car? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6455 We should’ve taken the high table. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6456 For some reason the portions seem a bit small. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6457 Forget dinner — let’s go neck in the woods like a couple of juveniles! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6458 Should we move to the bar? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6459 I haven't been on a date since the Late Jurassic Period. It's really nice to meet guy who is not extinct. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
6460 Why is the vegetarian option always just a salad and vegetable sides? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6461 what do you mean you ordered the brontosaurus burger? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6462 Please don’t order the lobster again 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6463 John, on the count of three, we'll flip the table cover upwards and hope for the best. I saw it on RHONJ and it worked like a charm. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
6464 I'm not opposed to necking on the first date. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6465 It feels like ages since we've been out. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6466 As soon as you take your first bite it’s time to request for the check. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6467 This is all very nice, Edgar, but I hope this nouvelle cuisine goes quickly extinct. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6468 Have you seen the new Steve exhibit at the museum? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6469 It's a bit of a culinary herbivore menu stretch, but I'll try their planked Halibut dish. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6470 What time did you tell the human-sitter we'd be home? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6471 Maybe we shouldn't always be trying something new. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6472 I know you hate communal seating, but we should have taken the high top. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6473 Love the atmosphere 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6474 Sure it's nice, but why do they have to make the servings so small? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6475 So, how do you reckon we eat at this fancy place? We can barely reach our face 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6476 I know we shouldn't go out since the meteorite, but I really missed eat outside 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6477 contest My eyes are way way way up here. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6478 We are too high to sip that drink🍷 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6479 The necklace really brings out your neck 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6480 Does it feel to you that we have been outgrowing each other? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6481 I just want to know what we are before we’re extinct 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6482 That was good, but restaurants are a real pain in the neck. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6483 If they don’t bring the longer forks soon, we’re not leaving a tip! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6484 No, don’t ask them to move us to a different table! For us…EVERY table has a draft! 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
6485 Okay, so this time you go left and I’ll go right 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
6486 I thought the salad was small. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6487 Don’t worry, they use drone utensils! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6488 I think we should get bigger furniture. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6489 I’ll look at the bill this time. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6490 Wanna dino-dash? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6491 This romantic dinner is causing me to get all choked up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6492 '"I like this place, it caters to the utensil impaired." 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6493 I can never find a waiter when I need one. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6494 Yes, I'll marry you. I was hoping for an engagement ring, but the I knew the size could be a problem. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6495 My first husband always looked up to me, but I guess we just never saw eye to eye. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6496 You know,we could become extinct with such short arms. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6497 How do we enjoy the 'Wine 'Pairing'? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6498 Who won the race? It was neck and neck! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
6499 I love that you're a meteorologist, but when are you going to focus on us?" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6500 Why are we sticking our necks out for this measly little meal? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6501 Want to skip dessert and neck instead? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6502 I get ordering the salad but you know you can’t eat soup like that in a place like this. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6503 Of Course it's a perfect disguise. Just don't order the REALLY BIG salad. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6504 The waiter said they had a policy against necking in the restaurant. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6505 Your den or mine? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6506 I’ve had a lot of trouble finding men who aren’t intimidated by my height. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6507 Do you think we should have asked for the higher table?? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6508 I’m looking for a long term relationship. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6509 Would you like to neck? 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6510 I hope this isn’t one of those short silverware places 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6511 I wonder how the weather down there is 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6512 I just think it's rude to be on your cell phone while we're on a date. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6513 Do you see the waiter anywhere?? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6514 With hindsight, I’d say this is more of a second date kind of spot. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
6515 I still haven't seen our waiter. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6516 I’m so glad you put the necktie at the right place in your neck. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6517 I think it will be cuter if you feed me 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
6518 I told you this bow tie doesn’t fit well on you” 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6519 I don’t think they know what herbivore means 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
6520 I tested positive for Covid today. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6521 So which is it, Stan? Are we here for the steak or the sensible portions? 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
6522 Let’s hope the bill isn’t as long as us 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
6523 The prices aren’t the only thing that is sky high. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6524 Can we go somewhere else? I’m an herbivore. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6525 I hope the Caesar salad is vegetarian. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6526 It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone that sees eye to eye. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6527 I don't think this is our kind of place. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6528 My neck is longer 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6529 I do not want to have children. 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6530 I think we're suicidal distancing the wrong way. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6531 You into necking on the first date? 1.0656 0.03959 61 58 2 1
6532 You don't have to mansplain it to me - I know why we have to avoid the T-Rex that just moved into our rainforest 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
6533 Sure, honey, a custom two-story home would be great, but our HOA will never allow something seventy-five feet high. 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
6534 The consequences of skipping leg day can prove to be existential. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
6535 This sure beats the hell out of bottom feeding, but not by much. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6536 Is this meal really going to be worth breaking our necks? 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6537 The service up here is a bit spotty. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6538 Really, Harold? I can't believe global warming will get us a second time. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6539 I'm sorry Steve it's over...I've found someone with a longer neck. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6540 He said the Tyrannosaurus burger would no longer be available after today. I wonder what he knows that we don't. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6541 I don’t neck in public. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6542 I told you honey: if we dress well, no one will look down on us here. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6543 The portions here are just too small when you look at the prices. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6544 I'm sorry, I just don't feel comfortable any more dating a dinosaur who makes his millions extracting fossil humans and turning them into carbon emissions and climate change. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6545 I don’t want to criticize the restaurant, but you would think they would serve the food a little warmer 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6546 I told you already. Last time I went down there, the dessert had not been served yet. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6547 Lovely, yes…but the thumb problem. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6548 Even still I am not going to stoop to your level, Bob. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6549 I’ve been longing for this moment 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
6550 At least we’re seeing eye to eye on this. We’ll never be back here. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6551 I can’t believe how long we had to wait for a table. 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
6552 I should probably tell you upfront, I never neck on the first date. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
6553 The cartoonist could add color on our anniversary. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
6554 Ask that waiter for longer silverware. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6555 I'm so happy that you appreciate the fact that I am an old-fashioned girl. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6556 Restaurants seemed so noisy before we evolved 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6557 Laura told me that Bobby got accepted at MIT on a gymnastics scholarship. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6558 George, do you think this place has high tables? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6559 You look great. You haven’t changed since high school. Let’s neck! 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6560 Who said the dino nuggets were bad? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6561 It takes about a week for the food to go down, so I'm still feeling hungry. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6562 I’m not sure they thought this whole thing through for herbivores. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6563 I've already forgotten what he said the specials are. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6564 Steggi, I’d love to order us a tall drink, but I can’t see the menu from here. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6565 Who loves each other the best? I’d say we’re neck and neck. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6566 I don't want to ruin your experience, James, but I genuinely don't enjoy these fine dining meals. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6567 The waiter probably thinks we're a vase. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
6568 I asked for a table not too close to the salad bar. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6569 We shouldn’t have come here, we’re above this 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6570 Taking our love to new heights 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6571 The geoduck clams look good.... 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
6572 Why would you expect me to shave back there? You don't! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
6573 Don, really, who are we kidding? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6574 I feel like I can really see eye-to-eye with you. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6575 I did let them know it’s going to be a tall order. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6576 Our astronomers keep warning us about asteroid impacts, but I think a more serious threat is the lack of social distancing during this pandemic. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6577 We haven't thought this through... 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6578 If you try necking with me, you'll get Jurraskicked. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6579 The waiter is miserable. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6580 How are we going to eat our food? 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6581 Our long necks and short arms pose an etiquette problem. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6582 They didn't have any vegetarian options?! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6583 Shall I ask for a straw? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6584 They keep talking about this elephant… 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6585 They say that ours is always a tall order. I don’t know what they mean! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6586 This is the last time I’m sticking my neck out for your friends, Tom. There isn’t even a vegetarian option on this menu. 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
6587 ok I'll head to the mall to get us those turtle neck sweaters we need, since it's getting chilli out there. Do you need anything else?" 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
6588 Waiter I think there is a Viagra in my soup? 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
6589 Is this how it ends? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6590 When I look into your eyes the world seems far away 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6591 Have you tasted the appetizer yet? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6592 Frankly, for the prices they charge I expected the service to be more elevated. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6593 I don't think I could stick my neck out for the food served here. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6594 Low ceilings make me lose my appetite. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6595 I remember why we never eat in. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
6596 What do you mean the babysitter cancelled, where are the kids Joe?? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6597 When you take your date to a fancy restaurant and she sees the price of a salad 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6598 The atmosphere could be better 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6599 Is it me or is it getting really hot around here? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6600 there's just something about this restaurant that I can't wrap my head around 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6601 Babe, I promise you, Rexy is just a friend. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
6602 I just don't feel we fit here. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6603 We’re at a table, dear. I asked what is a “farm.” 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6604 Let’s go somewhere and neck! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6605 Let's eat quickly so we can go home and neck. Anita Barlow, Edmond, Oklahoma 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6606 Excuse yourself! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6607 You’re shorter than on your Match profile. Don’t tell me you’re not vegan. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6608 I know this is prehistoric but I think we see eye-to-eye. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6609 Sure I'm hungry for dessert *now* but the main won't hit my stomach for another 10 minutes 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6610 Miranda, “I told you this was going to be awkward! I’m starving too!” Steve, “What did you want, Miranda? A movie date! Everyone would hate us.” 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6611 The weather up here is fine” 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
6612 What do you mean don’t do the bib thing? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6613 I’ve longed for you. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
6614 I see now why this place isn't highly rated. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6615 We should have ordered the Redwood tree" 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6616 Can you believe there's no vegan option? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6617 I'll let you know in an hour or so if I've had enough to eat. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6618 You’ve barely touched your salad. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6619 ‘Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’ 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6620 I'm not crazy about the vegan choices here. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6621 I may be sticking my neck out here,but..... 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6622 That's right. Another long talk. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6623 I dunno. Would necking be inappropriate in this establishment? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6624 Want to neck? Guuuuuuullllllp❣️ 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
6625 I just hate small talk …don’t you? 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6626 I hope the forks are long enough. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6627 I'm glad you're over 6ft and 6 inches. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
6628 I just realized I don't have opposable thumbs to hold a fork. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
6629 The Engagement at the Diner-Saur. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6630 That last carcass didn't go down well. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6631 No,I don’t have any cleavage showing! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6632 Sometimes I Wish Our Necks Weren't This Long! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6633 This is not at all upscale 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6634 You wanna get out of here? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
6635 Remind me again. Which one of us is dressed in drag? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6636 ????? ?? ???? ??????? ??????? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6637 You’ve got to talk before learning to crawl. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6638 We are thte end of an era. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6639 Paleolithic Hostile Architecture 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6640 Dessert? I’ve hardly swallowed my entrée! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
6641 Elevate me. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
6642 If you're theorizing that this dinner is going to lead to s big bang ... 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
6643 I've decided to design some proportional furniture for us so we can eat in comfort. 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6644 The wait time sure is as long as your neck today! 1.0580 0.03506 69 66 2 1
6645 They say this is the best vegetarian restaurant in town. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
6646 This place is so stuffy, I prefer somewhere with more roughage. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6647 I know we just met, but I feel like I've known you since the Paleolithic Age. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6648 Best seat in the house, my tail!! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6649 I just think it was a little presumptuous to suggest necking on the first date. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6650 'I hope their soup comes with an extremely long straw.' 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6651 Harold you brought me to a steakhouse in a cave downtown. Are you breaking up with me? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6652 I ordered my new diet, carbs yes, roughage no. Six weeks, my neck won't grow! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6653 Harold, do we always have to take a bite the same time?" 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
6654 my therapist keeps telling me that I’m gonna have to start paying for ceiling repairs if I wanna keep seeing her 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
6655 I didn’t expect to meet you here 1.0571 0.01915 70 67 3 0
6656 I'm sorry, Harold. I just can't shake this feeling that our relationship is doomed from the start. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6657 I love a good vegan restaurant. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6658 You ever try to eat your own ass? Because I totally haven’t…. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6659 Their customer review section said that they have high tables and tail tucks! Alas, this is the last time I’ll try something new 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6660 I wonder why they set us in this tiny table. Did you send them our baby's photo? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6661 We have come a long way darling. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6662 Let’s take our love to new heights. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
6663 Have you noticed people are staring at us? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6664 Dress-up is fun, but can we just get back in our shells now? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6665 I do like you, it's just that personality is a bit hard to swallow. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6666 Waiter,how could you possibly say that you could not see us in this crowded room to take our order??!! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
6667 I'm pretty sure I see a fly in my food 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6668 I thought we should try it - Rubber Necking. But how now to enjoy our meal? 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
6669 Would you mind feeding me? I have trouble putting the food into my mouth. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6670 No matter what, they always bring the long espresso. I’m ‘up to here’ about it. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
6671 I'll get the littleneck clams if you get the longarm squid. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6672 I think we need to talk about the extinction of our love. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6673 Oh stop acting so high and mighty” 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6674 That Vegan Brontosaurus Burger is not sitting well in my tummy. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6675 I'm glad I swiped right. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6676 I told you. We should've taken those seats at the bar two hours ago. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6677 Honey, have you started to feel we're above this place? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6678 Up for some necking later 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
6679 Vegetables are just not what they used to be. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
6680 At these prices, we shouldn't have to bring our own oil for the bread 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
6681 It's ridiculous that this restaurant never provides straws. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6682 I knew we'd have a lot in commmon. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6683 We can’t order any meat 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6684 I’ve stuck my neck out for you a thousand times 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6685 Don’t take it personal if I disappear 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
6686 They call it the Loch Ness Bistro. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6687 When I poo poo, I always pee pee. But when I pee pee, I don’t always poo poo. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
6688 Maybe you can sell a kidney. Bidenomics has made this meal incredibly expensive. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6689 Sweetie, you still look big from up here. 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
6690 What do you mean, we're already at dinner? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6691 I feel like the littleneck clams would be a bit of a stretch. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6692 At least we see eye to eye on the salad greens. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6693 Imagine the overhead to run this place. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6694 Well Fred, I'm sure that once we get home, there will be some significant necking tonight. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6695 I still think we should have ordered the onion ring tower. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6696 I hope they have leaf salad...from the high part of the tree, of course. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6697 Are you happy to see me? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6698 Well the wine was awful and I couldn't even reach the pasta. I'm leaving a terrible yelp review Michael. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6699 sorry, I thought you were a brontosaurus. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
6700 Have you tried on line dating before? 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
6701 I don’t know why everyone says the salads here are too big. If anything, they seemed on the small side to me. 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
6702 Well, here's the long and short of it... 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6703 I don't see coniferous tree salad on the menu. 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
6704 Next time, let's try the littlenecks. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
6705 Now that I known you’re a DINO dino, I’m totally Trumped. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6706 Did you know our species consists of up to 80% neck? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6707 Wonder if we’ll make the Balthazar host report. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
6708 The dinosaurs are having a forb-idden meeting. 1.0526 0.01770 57 55 2 0
6709 I don’t know, Brach. I just don’t feel like we’ve been gettin a-long lately. 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
6710 The nerve of him! Telling me to get a grip. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6711 Darling, didn't you requested the 8 foot table? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6712 The portions of this nouvelle cuisine drives me crazy Laura T Miller -Lenoir , NC 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6713 Are you OK with necking on the first date? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6714 I think we should alternate taking bites. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6715 After all these years, I'm glad we can still stick our necks out for each other. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6716 I think we need to change restaurants! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6717 We should have requested a High-Top Table! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6718 Darling, let's talk extinction after the soup is served. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6719 Do you think the waiter heard us? 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
6720 Did you order something flaming? 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6721 I hear they do a really nice treestar here 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6722 love 💕 is in the air?” 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6723 Barry, the long and short of it is that I just don’t see a future for us. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
6724 Why that face, Edgar? It could be even worse. Many scientists say that we are also full of feathers. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6725 Don't you think this dress is Too Revealing? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6726 Huh? I never thought of mouth feel before! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6727 Let's just share a large salad. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6728 What did the first human that walked upright say to the first? Nice to see you. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6729 You pencil neck geek! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6730 Tell me why you are not voting for Trump? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6731 Maybe we'll have a more positive memory if we take a selfie first. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6732 We can't see the menu or feed ourselves. Romance also needs to be practical, Neville. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6733 Thanks, I know this place is a bit of a stretch for you. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6734 You go ahead and take the first bite. 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6735 Is the air conditioning bothering you too? 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
6736 Honestly, we must we keep meeting like this? 1.0508 0.03764 59 57 1 1
6737 I don't know about you, but the portions look really small to me. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
6738 they said on the news the weather down there is quitte cold 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6739 Dinner is a long stretch this evening! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6740 Oh. I thought it was vinaigrette, not Viagrette. 1.0500 0.03701 60 58 1 1
6741 The food here is much better, but I'd feel less self-conscious in the 'Dino's Diner' around the corner. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6742 Where is the silverware? Do they think we are cavemen? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6743 I'll be happy with a ton of rainforest. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6744 - You know, I think the times are getting ripe for our big comeback. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6745 It’s going to be a long date 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6746 It just feels like too much work to go vegan. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6747 So I said, I’m tired of always sticking my neck out for you, Janet. 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
6748 I like you but, frankly, I just don't feel that we really have much in common. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6749 My napkin fell. Can you get it for me dear without mouthing it? 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6750 Why is everything so small? Or are we just too big… 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6751 Thank you for a lovely evening. I hope you are not disappointed, but I don’t neck. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6752 No doubt our marriage has survived because we've always seen eye to eye. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6753 The air is better up here 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6754 the art doesn't matter anymore 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
6755 I'm not sure that we are for each other... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6756 I always saw myself with someone taller. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6757 The tree leaves here are supposed to be exceptionally elevated according to Bone Appetit magazine 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6758 Our marriage can never be....I'm your other end. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6759 I said, “Lean to your right”! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
6760 Necking now? You can't be serious! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6761 I thought the glasses would be taller. -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6762 And the thought we wouldn 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6763 I am going to stick my neck out here…but 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6764 I promise the time I love you will spread longer than our necks 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6765 How 'bout we skip the flounder tonight. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6766 dining dinos eye-to-eye 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6767 I’m sick of kale and arugula. I want to go somewhere where I can get a thick, juicy steak. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6768 We should’ve chosen a booth. 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6769 i can’t eat cause my neck is too damn long. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6770 He forgot to give us straws 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
6771 I’m so hungry. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
6772 Paleozoic, really ?Try to be here for me now 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
6773 I’m desperately trying to get the waiter’s attention for the last ten minutes. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
6774 I'd love dessert. See if you can get the waiter's attention. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6775 Biden is still the supreme idiot in chief by fraud - - - hide your soup pot cretin !!! 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6776 What do you think the waiter meant by "The steaks are to die for."? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6777 For our next anniversary, I would like pearls 360 strands 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6778 Why is it so difficult to find a filling vegetarian meal in the city?" 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6779 Should we order the sardines or the haggis? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
6780 We should've went to Tavern on the Green instead & then stop by the Central Park Zoo. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6781 I love soup but always get it on my tie. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6782 Necks time let’s have T-Rex Mex cuisine! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6783 My wife says she needs a little wiggle room. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6784 It's gonna be a long night 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6785 Tartare? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6786 Finally a place with high ceilings, I hate being seated outdoors 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
6787 Again only one vegan option. What a pain in the neck. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6788 I thought I'd heard it all, but this excuse is really a stretch ! 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6789 Your food's going to expire by the time it gets down to your stomach. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6790 Since you shaved off that scuzzy, gray beard that got in our food, I love you even more! 1.0448 0.03317 67 65 1 1
6791 The last time I had oysters they got stuck in my throat. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6792 I guess this is what happens when you're not taking pics of your food. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6793 Has your food also been served cold, darling? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
6794 You know I don't like oysters when they stick in my throat! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6795 They always get our order wrong. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6796 What do we do? There are no vegetarian entrees 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6797 Those long neck clams are to die for! 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6798 The waiter didn’t tell us the Soup du Jour. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
6799 LETS GO TO YOUR PLACE AND NECK! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6800 Do you think we’ve mentioned we’re vegan enough times? Hmmm, I’ll just slip it in again when our waiter comes back. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
6801 Are you sure they have scaffolds here? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6802 How do you eat off a plate? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
6803 Maybe we should move out to the picnic tables. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6804 It’s quite high and lonely up here, isn’t it, darling? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6805 Let's just skip dinner and neck. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
6806 Like the long-stemmed martini glass, our necks are designed to keep our drinks from warming up too quickly. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
6807 If you were hoping to kiss me like that, I really doubt the spaghetti will be long enough... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6808 The Doctor said that I have small esophagus, that''s I'm a hard time swallowing. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6809 I heard the salads are out of this world! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6810 Our first date should have been at Top Golf. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
6811 You can make spaghetti go from you stomach and out your pits? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6812 Why do you insist on ordering that - you know short neck clams never fill you up. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6813 Yes, your tie is too short. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
6814 We may not be part of this exclusive club much longer. The club will lose its luster as so many more common species join the ranks of "Extinction." 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6815 They'll give anyone a Michelin star for deconstructed vegan fare these days. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
6816 I never wanted a night on the town 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6817 And tomorrow, Otto, we'll try spelunking! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
6818 I love you, but this isn’t working anymore. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6819 It’s not what you think—it’s just that I love him… 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6820 Their vegetarian options take too long. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6821 I'm so hungry,are you able to reach your mouth? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6822 Just the salad,please. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6823 How we get the food into our mouths? 1.0385 0.03846 52 51 0 1
6824 Just because we don't have computers, they shouldn't suggest we're that old! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6825 They smell so good, but just looking at those soft pretzels gives me a neck ache. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
6826 “You really asked me to stick my neck out to join you for THIS “ 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6827 I think the hostess was confused when I called to make the reservation. She kept asking about someone named Jane Eyre. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
6828 I thought we asked for a High-Top. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6829 No, I’m not familiar with the Heimlich maneuver, should I? 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6830 Fine Dino-ing ! 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
6831 I want to see other people. At a great height, of course. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6832 Of course we're expected to be vegetarians. What's the worst that could happen if we tried meat for once? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6833 Tabling that seems like a tall order. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6834 I'd still prefer the all-you-can-eat option; I never get full on these tasting menus. 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6835 No, it’s your turn to ask for straws this time! 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6836 that traction machine was worth every penny 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
6837 I told you fine dining is overrated. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6838 Congratulations, Jerry. Best of Luck! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6839 It is they who rewrite our histories--and when we speak up, we're lumped-in with that Pinocchio guy. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6840 I thought the grapefruit pollen was a nice touch 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6841 I’m get that a lot, but I’m actually from Kings Point. 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6842 And they said it was lonely at the top! 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6843 Why is a throat-choaker such a big deal? 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6844 Our waiter, the T-Rex, forgot the wine. Shall we complain? 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6845 I've noticed you never eat much when we dine out. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6846 Didn’t realize this place is so expensive… I’m really up to my neck. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6847 I'd offer to go Dutch but I've forgotten my checkbook 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
6848 do you have a cure for a stiff neck? 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6849 Yes, I suppose we should be grateful they “hit reset” on the environment, but I do find it disturbing that some of them are still running around, even if they are back to being little rodents. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6850 Hon, I’m thinking of ordering my first martini but wondering if it’ll go down alright. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6851 I thought you said they had the extra long forks… 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6852 Stop asking me to neck and eat your avocado toast Terrence” 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6853 That gummie was yummy but I'm feeling fummy. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6854 I find your little tail amusing, but very difficult to swallow. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6855 This weight loss diet is killing me. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6856 I know we are elites but you don't have to look down at the wait staff Peter P Kalac Neptune, NJ 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6857 II thought we were going on a. Date outdoors. How am I supposed to eat here? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6858 See here, now I thought the females had longer necks… 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6859 Um your hinge profile said you were over 6 feet 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6860 For the last time, the spaghetti noodles are never long enough for a proper 'Lady and the Tramp'! 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6861 Dinner with our future child 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6862 After dinner, wanna do some necking at my place? 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6863 I asked for the extra long forms 1.0328 0.02299 61 59 2 0
6864 Couldn't you find someplace more private? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6865 Why me? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6866 As long as you don’t pre-drink the date, you can pre-date whatever, in my book. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6867 Tell me, how do you manage to eat when your neck is longer than your arms? 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6868 I just put the pants on backwards. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6869 I thought you said this was a fine dinoing establishment 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6870 What goes around, comes around 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6871 I’ve evolved past necking on the first date. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6872 ... and, with what I said, what do you think? 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6873 This is one instance when rubbernecking is a necessity. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6874 Aren’t you glad we are vegetarians. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6875 Fine dining my foot! Still no cutlery! 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6876 Well,I hope our server is one of those long armed reptiles. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6877 I’m not sure how I feel about this in the long run 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6878 I think we've tried this herbivore diet long enough! 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6879 The steak is overrated 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6880 Your rubbernecking habit is affecting me. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6881 How soon those who drink only the honey of life forget its sweetness. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6882 You, Me, right here right now on this Dino table 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6883 I’d love some beef stroganoff and then peppermint stick ice cream. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6884 It’s so nice to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6885 But you said you'd reserved a high top! 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6886 Did you remember to pay for parking? 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6887 Kids today show no respect for age. 1.0263 0.02632 76 75 0 1
6888 Anyway, I told him that we just didn’t see eye to eye. 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
6889 Oh no!! We both forgot to bring our reading glasses!! 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
6890 I hope they don't ask us to leave when we eat directly from the buffet. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
6891 I’m really just looking for someone who’s on my level, you know? 1.0185 0.01869 54 53 1 0
6892 Remember lunch? I can’t recall what I just ate. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6893 I think it's because of neither natural selection nor attractiveness. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6894 Either raise the table or lengthen my arms-or Darwin had no idea what natural selection is all about. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6895 Why is it you never notice my chest? 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6896 This food has a lingering aftertaste. 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
6897 I asked for a high top… 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
6898 You're really sticking out your neck here for me, the least I could do was meet you. 1.0172 0.01739 58 57 1 0
6899 Did you take me on a date to Hell? 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6900 Trudy , I know I promised you a necklace for our anniversary but the jewelry store couldn't find a big-enough truck to deliver it! 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6901 I can't see the menu without a telescope 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6902 Oh sweetheart, I don’t think we should get engaged yet. I’m not quite ready to stick my neck out. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6903 Could you please show a little diplo-macy???? 1.0147 0.01482 68 67 1 0
6904 You ordered the littleneck clams? How bemusing. 1.0137 0.01379 73 72 1 0
6905 I told you we should have asked for the long straws. 1.0133 0.01342 75 74 1 0
6906 The overhead in this place is nuts. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
6907 in darkness, grandma prays with rosary in bed, a protector all night long 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
6908 You seem unruffled by the assertion that, dating in person in modern era is dinosaur dating." 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
6909 It’s only our first date. I’m not ready to do necking. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
6910 ‘Did you just order the little neck clams knowing I’m vegetarian? I should T Wrecks this place right now.’ 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
6911 It was either this or bar seating… 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0