Contest #872 Summary

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Number of captions	6912
Number of responses	685011
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Sorry I was late. I hit every traffic light on the way here.	1.9013	0.02279	1338	537	396	405
1	You haven't noticed my new necklace.	1.7860	0.01529	2678	1186	879	613
2	I heard our future is in oil.	1.7488	0.01865	1883	912	532	439
3	Why is everyone here acting like we don't exist?	1.7479	0.01813	1872	871	602	399
4	I thought nice guys like you were extinct.	1.7428	0.02200	1213	552	421	240
5	Well it took 200 million years but we finally got a reservation.	1.7306	0.02309	1173	567	355	251
6	I wouldn't have imagined we'd be dining here in a million years.	1.7142	0.02006	1459	696	484	279
7	I saw the way you looked at that giraffe.	1.7101	0.01404	3108	1533	943	632
8	It's so nice to meet someone who doesn't stare at my chest.	1.7034	0.01557	2549	1277	751	521
9	154 million years?! Has it been that long?	1.6999	0.02080	1356	662	439	255
10	Howard be careful when you go to the restroom, there are ceiling fans.	1.6926	0.01525	2554	1273	794	487
11	Still on the Paleo Diet?	1.6900	0.02317	1029	493	362	174
12	Did you notice how the waiter paused before recommending the littleneck clams?	1.6841	0.01808	1798	902	562	334
13	Simon, I'm just not sure we have a future...	1.6814	0.01914	1579	788	506	285
14	Keep your eyes up here Mr."	1.6800	0.01897	1625	818	509	298
15	That eventually hit the spot.	1.6771	0.01475	2682	1355	838	489
16	We have plenty of time to catch the ark.	1.6745	0.01608	2458	1311	636	511
17	Let’s skip dessert and go see what that big flash of light was all about.	1.6715	0.01925	1504	747	504	253
18	Geez, you could go extinct waiting for some service at this place.	1.6713	0.02001	1381	683	469	229
19	Don’t look, but the Rex’s are right behind you.	1.6709	0.01838	1723	878	534	311
20	I'm not being hysterical, Alan. I saw nuggets shaped like us on their kids' menu.	1.6709	0.01618	2297	1193	667	437
21	Looks like we both lied about our age.	1.6650	0.02264	1182	622	334	226
22	Their menu is excellent, but honestly, what really sold me was the thirty-foot ceiling.	1.6576	0.02358	958	475	336	147
23	Does the dress make my neck look too long?	1.6498	0.01524	2556	1363	725	468
24	Nobody dresses up anymore....we are a dying breed	1.6484	0.02033	1317	671	438	208
25	But all I did was ask for a straw.	1.6477	0.01945	1473	761	470	242
26	That’s really gonna hit the spot. Eventually.	1.6468	0.02108	1206	611	410	185
27	Is it me, or do the portions look small?	1.6367	0.02428	867	436	310	121
28	Yes, longer straws would help"	1.6361	0.02131	1135	574	400	161
29	If the waiter asks us where we're from, just say Europe.	1.6334	0.01725	1822	950	590	282
30	First dinner away from Loch Ness, and you pick seafood?	1.6324	0.02095	1303	700	382	221
31	Did it go down the wrong way?”	1.6289	0.01866	2072	1284	278	510
32	It is so nice to finally have met someone that I see eye-to-eye with...	1.6255	0.02019	1295	675	430	190
33	I was starting to believe that all the good ones were extinct.	1.6230	0.01754	1841	999	537	305
34	You wouldn’t believe how long ago I had to make this reservation	1.6214	0.01851	1614	867	491	256
35	Stop complaining. Do you know how hard it is to find a vegetarian restaurant with 90-foot ceilings?	1.6208	0.01851	1672	916	474	282
36	No more for me, an hour from now, that last drink will go straight to my head.	1.6206	0.02048	1252	656	415	181
37	You should try the primordial soup	1.6194	0.02168	1214	665	346	203
38	Is it just me, or do they seem short-staffed?	1.6189	0.01958	1375	724	451	200
39	Was it hard to find a place with no ceiling fans?	1.6135	0.01960	1480	817	418	245
40	Why do we always get a table outside?	1.6125	0.01887	1440	756	486	198
41	I was expecting you to be taller.	1.6123	0.02382	926	492	301	133
42	I'm from Great Neck. How about you?	1.6123	0.01917	1648	946	397	305
43	Have you noticed we're the last ones here?	1.6099	0.01940	1415	760	447	208
44	Do you think the waiter-saurus?	1.6096	0.02123	1250	691	356	203
45	I'm waiting to see how you pick up that wine glass.	1.6093	0.02108	1203	648	377	178
46	This was the only restaurant in town without ceiling fans.	1.6080	0.01993	1449	812	393	244
47	Do you think the waiter saw us	1.6063	0.02027	1359	752	390	217
48	Are you absolutely set on honeymooning in Loch Ness?	1.6060	0.02054	1325	755	353	217
49	I think we should date other chiropractors.	1.5981	0.02357	1371	908	106	357
50	Wouldn’t you think that from here we could see a waiter?	1.5973	0.02099	1264	722	339	203
51	Really? I find that hard to swallow.	1.5932	0.02203	1175	671	311	193
52	I think I dropped my earring under the table	1.5887	0.02376	975	551	274	150
53	When you said the food here was out of reach, I thought you were talking about the price.	1.5874	0.02381	1035	605	252	178
54	What a lovely anniversary, darling. I can’t believe it’s been 150 million years.	1.5853	0.02308	1008	575	281	152
55	I forgot my glasses. Has our food arrived?	1.5852	0.02391	1015	592	252	171
56	That’s right, mister. My eyes are up here.	1.5840	0.02443	1036	625	217	194
57	I’ve had trouble on dating apps in the past meeting anyone with whom I really see eye to eye.	1.5811	0.02202	950	501	346	103
58	So I heard this place was vegan but what sold it to me was the ceiling height.	1.5804	0.02322	920	502	302	116
59	Actually, I’m partial to the high hanging fruit.	1.5769	0.02384	910	509	277	124
60	This restaurant is known for their extensive wine list but I come for the high ceilings.	1.5765	0.02264	1013	576	294	143
61	You said you were taller on your profile.	1.5755	0.02375	994	579	258	157
62	This is the hottest restaurant in New York. I had to call 65 million years ahead to get a table.	1.5719	0.02498	890	522	229	139
63	The straws! Why do they always forget the straws!?	1.5717	0.02416	948	552	250	146
64	Yes, it's new. No, I still can't tell what time it is.	1.5697	0.02425	911	532	244	135
65	I don’t think it’s the cholesterol that’s going to kill us.	1.5656	0.02560	778	463	204	111
66	Remember the good old days when everything we ate was locally sourced?	1.5653	0.02576	773	439	231	103
67	That silly waiter claims your American Express Card expired 65 million years ago.	1.5653	0.02672	789	468	196	125
68	I hope we are better received here than at the cinema	1.5646	0.02579	797	460	224	113
69	Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans.	1.5640	0.02500	867	506	233	128
70	My eyes are up here, thank you	1.5636	0.02593	825	489	208	128
71	Once again, we're the oldest ones here.	1.5617	0.02707	794	481	180	133
72	So after our dinner date, wanna neck? 🥰🦕	1.5613	0.02672	759	459	183	117
73	I’d like a nice tall drink.	1.5604	0.02603	737	417	227	93
74	We're going to starve to death, aren't we?	1.5597	0.02581	804	470	218	116
75	After dinner, what do you say we go back to my cave and neck?	1.5593	0.02546	801	462	230	109
76	It’s just nice to go out with someone I can see eye to eye with.	1.5566	0.02635	715	406	220	89
77	Do you think it would be terribly gauche to just lean over to the salad bar for seconds?	1.5557	0.02765	727	435	180	112
78	I think I'll order the primordial soup	1.5551	0.02828	735	452	158	125
79	There's no future for us...	1.5540	0.02729	713	419	193	101
80	Would it kill them to have longer straws?	1.5532	0.02733	743	446	183	114
81	Why did the waiter assume that we’re on a paleo diet?	1.5526	0.02753	722	431	183	108
82	When the waiter comes back, could you ask for a couple of straws?	1.5518	0.02711	734	436	191	107
83	I wish, just once, you would wear the turtleneck sweater I bought you...	1.5516	0.02773	736	447	172	117
84	I'm thinking the spaghetti.	1.5512	0.02687	733	432	198	103
85	We'll be extinct by the time we get the main course.	1.5503	0.02636	776	462	201	113
86	This is the only table they had that wasn’t under a ceiling fan.	1.5499	0.02758	711	424	183	104
87	Do you think 48 house salads will be enough?	1.5498	0.02654	673	379	218	76
88	Your dating profile says you’re currently extinct.	1.5487	0.02720	729	435	188	106
89	I couldn't hear a word the waiter was saying, could you?	1.5469	0.02790	651	379	188	84
90	But will you still love me 265 million years from now?	1.5461	0.02770	683	404	185	94
91	I need this break—everyone at work has a brain the size of a walnut.	1.5453	0.02730	651	373	201	77
92	We should‘ve gone to Treetops.	1.5452	0.02878	664	402	162	100
93	I'm afraid I'll go extinct by the time our dinner arrives.	1.5444	0.02823	676	406	172	98
94	Are we getting old?	1.5431	0.02742	661	384	195	82
95	Hey! Can we get a couple of straws over here?	1.5428	0.02727	678	407	180	91
96	Is it me or do the portions seem small?	1.5413	0.02745	641	374	191	76
97	This the best night out I’ve had in 60 million years.	1.5405	0.02960	605	363	157	85
98	You have someone between your teeth.	1.5395	0.02931	658	407	147	104
99	You know what I love most about us, Richard? We've always seen eye to eye.	1.5383	0.02866	600	350	177	73
100	I dunno, you looked more Mesozoic on the dating app	1.5374	0.02720	655	380	198	77
101	Do you think they have long stem wine glasses?	1.5341	0.02901	601	360	164	77
102	I can’t believe they would offer us the molten lava cake.	1.5320	0.02990	562	334	157	71
103	I love the high ceilings here but I wish the forks were longer	1.5320	0.03299	453	267	131	55
104	I know I have spinach in my teeth...I just can't reach them.	1.5320	0.02934	579	343	164	72
105	And then I said, ‘No, the weather ISN’T better up here.’	1.5310	0.02872	612	365	169	78
106	It’s nice to finally finally date someone at my level.	1.5308	0.02900	569	332	172	65
107	It’s been a long time, but I figured it’s time to stick my neck out and start dating again.	1.5304	0.02797	609	355	185	69
108	We should start seeing other dinosaurs. Oh, wait, there aren't any.	1.5298	0.03237	553	351	111	91
109	I just think you looked taller in your profile.	1.5295	0.02863	593	360	158	75
110	No straws?	1.5289	0.02945	622	383	149	90
111	My biggest fear? Vampires.	1.5266	0.03010	583	361	139	83
112	My eyes are up here, Jeff. Higher…higher.	1.5256	0.03206	508	310	129	69
113	I may have eaten too much; I'll know in two minutes.	1.5249	0.03048	543	327	147	69
114	I hope I don’t regret ordering the “Meteoric Surprise” for dessert.	1.5216	0.03257	485	296	125	64
115	Do you think they have longer forks?	1.5215	0.03083	535	325	141	69
116	It takes 20 minutes for your stomach to tell your brain that it's full.	1.5192	0.02896	547	333	152	62
117	I've always heard it said that if you live with someone long enough, you begin to look alike...	1.5191	0.03140	470	276	144	50
118	I'll be honest, I thought you'd be taller..	1.5157	0.03087	510	307	143	60
119	Don't panic, but I saw the giraffe walk in with the same tie.	1.5154	0.03040	553	340	141	72
120	It seems like a million years since we last went out to dinner.	1.5128	0.03334	468	291	114	63
121	So then I thought to myself, where have I seen herbivore?	1.5118	0.03380	467	294	107	66
122	Don't look now, but the T-Rex's just walked in.	1.5113	0.03245	485	300	122	63
123	You haven't even so much as gazed at my new necklace.	1.5110	0.03012	501	303	144	54
124	Don’t look, but the waiter is my ex from my late Jurassic period.	1.5098	0.03211	459	276	132	51
125	I spend my entire week eating low-lying vegetation—I'm allowed to order dessert.	1.5092	0.03225	489	303	123	63
126	I’m sure when the waiter called us “dinosaurs” he was referring to the fact that we still dress for dinner	1.5091	0.03234	495	309	120	66
127	Give me a day or two to let the food settle before you ask about dessert.	1.5086	0.03102	466	275	145	46
128	Most guys hate dating women taller than them. You have no idea how excited I was to get your reply.	1.5083	0.03018	484	299	135	50
129	As long as you understand I never neck on the first date	1.5082	0.03338	427	258	121	48
130	I just wish we could see eye-to-eye with more people	1.5047	0.03361	426	260	117	49
131	Pardon me. In 10 seconds, I’m gonna burp.	1.5024	0.03458	410	253	108	49
132	So glad that the comet missed.	1.5022	0.03166	462	279	134	49
133	I might have covid, I can’t smell the food	1.5019	0.03167	514	324	122	68
134	Why would you order soup?!	1.5012	0.03547	417	265	95	57
135	I dropped my salad fork.	1.4988	0.03345	423	259	117	47
136	And after dessert, we can go watch the meteor shower!	1.4949	0.03558	392	246	98	48
137	Excuse me, my eyes are up here!	1.4948	0.03632	384	243	92	49
138	A walk sounds romantic, there's a meteor shower tonight.	1.4937	0.03578	397	252	94	51
139	First dates can be awkward but I think we have a lot in common.	1.4926	0.03222	404	249	118	37
140	Remember when you didn't have to ask for a straw?	1.4919	0.03272	433	266	121	46
141	I don’t know if I’m full. Ask me tomorrow.	1.4914	0.03966	291	178	83	30
142	You look nothing like your profile picture.	1.4893	0.03546	374	232	101	41
143	Can you ask for a straw?	1.4886	0.03519	395	251	96	48
144	Steve, does this dress make my neck look long?	1.4879	0.03631	414	273	80	61
145	You’re taller than I expected.	1.4879	0.03269	412	250	123	39
146	Well, I hope that eventually hits the spot.	1.4870	0.03816	386	258	68	60
147	...and you thought not having a thumb would be a problem...	1.4863	0.03659	364	230	91	43
148	I'm not really hungry now. I ate the trees out front while we were waiting for our table	1.4837	0.03484	368	226	106	36
149	I'll tell you how I managed my necklace clasp when you tell me how you tied your tie. And then we move on to the higher-level existential question.	1.4832	0.03737	387	256	75	56
150	I won't marry you, Gerald, not even if I knew that a comet was going to strike the Earth tomorrow.	1.4828	0.03551	379	239	97	43
151	I distinctly remember asking the waiter to bring us straws with our drinks.	1.4825	0.03695	400	266	75	59
152	I'm definitely not having the soup	1.4817	0.03812	355	231	77	47
153	We’re not carbon dating yet, right?”	1.4815	0.03636	378	243	88	47
154	What do you mean you forgot the straws?	1.4814	0.03708	376	245	81	50
155	I’ll never get back down to 32,000 pounds eating like this.	1.4805	0.03586	385	247	91	47
156	Do you see our waiter?	1.4771	0.03670	327	202	94	31
157	My eyes are up here, John	1.4763	0.03678	380	249	81	50
158	Where does the bib go?	1.4761	0.03470	376	235	103	38
159	I sense our relationship is getting close to extinction	1.4752	0.03736	322	201	89	32
160	I’m up here, Harold!	1.4723	0.03710	343	222	83	38
161	I brought you here to say I really appreciate how you stuck your neck out for me.	1.4719	0.03521	356	222	100	34
162	Why do all our friends think we look down on them?	1.4713	0.03579	348	218	96	34
163	I've sucked on trees in our backyard that taste better than this.	1.4696	0.03390	362	227	103	32
164	We’ll probably be extinct by the time our entree comes.	1.4686	0.03677	350	225	86	39
165	I took straws for granted.	1.4680	0.03378	344	217	98	29
166	Glad you asked. House Speaker Mike Johnson says my ancestors met on Noah's Ark	1.4675	0.03726	323	214	74	35
167	Do you remember, when we were dating, how exciting it was when we were necking?	1.4671	0.03964	319	210	69	40
168	Does this necklace call attention to my neck?	1.4667	0.03749	360	238	76	46
169	I don't see a future for us."	1.4662	0.03802	311	197	83	31
170	I’m vegetarian too.	1.4660	0.03929	309	200	74	35
171	You’ll like it, Joey. The waiters are giraffes.	1.4657	0.03563	350	223	92	35
172	Well, I don't neck on the first date.	1.4645	0.03606	338	213	93	32
173	Have you tried gargling?	1.4636	0.03767	330	220	71	39
174	Remember our first date? Feels like 150 million years ago.	1.4634	0.03833	328	214	76	38
175	You can order the entire tree, but I only want the leaves at the top.	1.4603	0.03629	315	196	93	26
176	You didn’t happen to bring your readers did you?	1.4585	0.03758	325	210	81	34
177	Is it Paleo?	1.4577	0.03860	319	209	74	36
178	Would it be declassé to ask for straws for the wine?	1.4576	0.03956	330	223	63	44
179	To be honest, you don't look a thing like your profile picture.	1.4565	0.03652	322	215	74	33
180	One doesn't come to a place like this to eat . . . One comes to be seen.	1.4561	0.03894	285	181	78	26
181	Be patient. It’s a tall order.	1.4561	0.03938	296	192	73	31
182	„This has been my favorite restaurant for ages.“	1.4560	0.03738	318	204	83	31
183	Everyone’s staring cause we’re overdressed!	1.4548	0.03724	310	197	85	28
184	It’s been fifteen minutes now and the waitress still hasn’t come back with the straws we asked for	1.4538	0.03663	357	236	80	41
185	Why does it feel like we are the only ones who care about Climate Change.	1.4536	0.04038	280	182	69	29
186	It’s a simple question, Barry, does this necklace make my neck look long?	1.4498	0.03787	309	200	79	30
187	I think we are over dressed. Everyone is looking at us.	1.4497	0.03841	318	210	73	35
188	I'm afraid it went down the wrong way.	1.4497	0.03709	298	193	78	27
189	No. I don't want to visit your mother in Scotland this year.	1.4493	0.03935	296	194	71	31
190	Carl, I wouldn’t worry about it… those End Of the World DoDos 🦤 are always wrong.	1.4491	0.03993	265	169	73	23
191	it shouldn't be TOO hard to get the waiter's attention...	1.4484	0.03430	310	202	83	25
192	And, to think we nearly broke up 20 million years ago.	1.4466	0.03948	309	207	66	36
193	Why do they say that people who still dress for dinner are dinosaurs?	1.4466	0.03922	309	206	68	35
194	It’s nice here, but eating tree leaves is easier.	1.4460	0.03932	287	187	72	28
195	I think it’s important to let the kids decide if they identify as herbivore or carnivore.	1.4459	0.03934	296	195	70	31
196	Of course you can ask for a straw.	1.4455	0.03810	303	197	77	29
197	Food was ok, but not worth the 65 million year wait	1.4452	0.03665	292	198	66	28
198	It’s over, Dino — no more necking.	1.4448	0.03876	299	196	73	30
199	I really think our future is in oil.	1.4436	0.04289	266	180	54	32
200	It was a nice thought, but how are we supposed to eat like this?	1.4429	0.04033	280	187	63	30
201	No, I never order soup.	1.4404	0.04032	277	183	66	28
202	How hard is it to provide 25 foot straws?	1.4373	0.03851	295	194	73	28
203	I forgot my glasses. Can you check the time on my watch?	1.4372	0.04421	247	168	50	29
204	This would be easier if our arms were longer.	1.4370	0.04106	270	180	62	28
205	We both have a brain the size of a walnut, let's let the waiter order the wine.	1.4368	0.04414	261	181	46	34
206	I'm telling you, Arthur, the waiter rolled his eyes when I ordered the "little neck" clams	1.4367	0.04448	245	167	49	29
207	Honestly, if I hear the phrase, "And it's Neck and Neck!" one more time, I might become a carnivore.	1.4367	0.04221	300	212	45	43
208	I don't know how they stay in business, with an all-you-can-eat salad bar.	1.4365	0.04245	252	168	58	26
209	I just don’t see a future for us.	1.4352	0.03881	301	201	69	31
210	They get you on the Heimlich Maneuver surcharge.	1.4351	0.04569	239	165	44	30
211	Do you ever miss Loch Ness?	1.4333	0.04667	240	169	38	33
212	I'm going off my diet and ordering the T-Rex bone-in	1.4323	0.04044	266	176	65	25
213	I think that couple at the next table were in jurassic park?	1.4322	0.04003	273	181	66	26
214	Let's go back home and neck	1.4317	0.03679	278	192	61	25
215	It may be my narcissism, but I find that I look down on everyone.	1.4311	0.03617	283	195	66	22
216	I should have brought my scarf, I feel a draft	1.4301	0.04079	272	183	61	28
217	If evolution is so great why are the salads so small?	1.4297	0.04111	263	176	61	26
218	I’m just glad you look like your profile picture.	1.4296	0.03960	277	186	64	27
219	I hear the long necked clams are delicious.	1.4292	0.03920	233	159	56	18
220	Stop trying to look down my dress.	1.4292	0.04395	240	163	51	26
221	This is one brutal sore throat	1.4280	0.04195	243	161	60	22
222	Would it be uncouth if I asked for a straw?	1.4264	0.04016	265	176	65	24
223	Just when I thought a traditional dinner date had gone extinct, you asked me out	1.4254	0.03653	268	179	70	19
224	The portion sizes at this place always look so small.	1.4252	0.04139	254	170	60	24
225	What concerns me is that the soup will be cold by the time I get to taste it.	1.4249	0.04571	233	162	43	28
226	I'd love to be more of a risk-taker, but I'm reluctant to stick my neck out.	1.4248	0.03896	266	174	71	21
227	You know,sometimes life just gets to be a long,hard swallow!	1.4248	0.04549	226	155	46	25
228	65 million years to get a reservation. This better be good.	1.4240	0.04482	250	176	42	32
229	I'm at an age where the T-Rex guys just don't do it for me anymore.	1.4234	0.03970	248	174	51	23
230	Just ask them for longer forks.	1.4228	0.04075	272	185	59	28
231	I can’t see the table, is our food here yet?	1.4221	0.04034	263	176	63	24
232	Does this necklace make my neck look long?	1.4215	0.04234	261	180	52	29
233	Sure, I’m worried about climate change, but what can you do?	1.4208	0.04004	259	172	65	22
234	Our waiter's a Neanderthal!	1.4206	0.04043	252	167	64	21
235	I'm just looking for a guy who's willing to stick his neck out.	1.4200	0.04105	250	167	61	22
236	Hopefully the main course will come before we become extinct!	1.4191	0.04213	241	162	57	22
237	I'm not sure we have anything in common.	1.4185	0.04263	227	151	57	19
238	I'm confused. Are the flowers a center piece or the meal?	1.4185	0.04217	227	150	59	18
239	By the time the food reaches my stomach I'm hungry again	1.4183	0.03974	251	165	67	19
240	I hope they have the long straws.	1.4173	0.03890	266	176	69	21
241	Let's go back to my place and neck.	1.4167	0.04542	240	170	40	30
242	I can’t believe she married a carnivore!	1.4155	0.04418	219	148	51	20
243	It's so nice to finally meet someone who's on my level.	1.4151	0.04472	212	143	50	19
244	Online dating is horrible! You're the first man I've met who's actually on my level.	1.4134	0.04278	254	177	49	28
245	It's nice to finally socially engage with someone with whom I see eye-to-eye.	1.4130	0.04396	230	158	49	23
246	I hear the Natural History Museum might offer us an apartment.	1.4130	0.03803	247	167	63	17
247	I'm glad they moved us away from the ceiling fan.	1.4128	0.04327	235	161	51	23
248	I had to make this reservation ages ago.	1.4095	0.04498	210	143	48	19
249	Oh great, my annoying co-worker is here! Quick, put your head down!	1.4087	0.04777	208	147	37	24
250	I just have this nagging feeling that this isn't going anywhere, like it could just end tomorrow.	1.4081	0.04354	223	152	51	20
251	I’m still waiting for the hor d’oeuvres to reach my stomach.”	1.4079	0.04148	228	152	59	17
252	I think we should be seeing other people. If there were any.	1.4073	0.04038	248	167	61	20
253	thats funny...you don't look jewish!	1.4070	0.04727	199	138	41	20
254	It's nice to get out of the tar pits every now and then.	1.4070	0.04563	199	135	47	17
255	I think the app OK Cupid really got us right this time don’t you?”	1.4067	0.03790	209	148	49	12
256	Who ties your tie?	1.4053	0.04158	227	152	58	17
257	Finally. Someone with the same perspective as me.	1.4053	0.04158	227	152	58	17
258	Try living in my neck of the woods	1.4053	0.04831	190	132	39	19
259	Haha..We went for a swim and now they’re obsessed with only that one lake !	1.4052	0.04230	232	158	54	20
260	Paleo's just too new age for my tastes.	1.4048	0.04593	210	146	43	21
261	Food’s cold again	1.4037	0.04276	218	147	54	17
262	So glad to finally meet someone I can see eye-to-eye with	1.4027	0.04470	221	156	42	23
263	The maitre'd wasn't much, but the kitchen staff was tasty.	1.4018	0.04160	219	153	48	18
264	I just wish that we could go back to the days of the fern bars.	1.4018	0.04357	219	150	50	19
265	You don't look a day over 50 million.	1.4009	0.04219	222	150	55	17
266	Let’s go down to dinner.	1.4000	0.04702	200	140	40	20
267	What are you having? I didn’t bring my glasses.	1.4000	0.04230	235	162	52	21
268	It's so much easier eating leaves.	1.3990	0.04598	203	141	43	19
269	I hope they have decent vegetarian options this time.	1.3990	0.04324	203	136	53	14
270	Such stares! You'd think they'd never seen a vegetarian before.	1.3983	0.04545	236	171	36	29
271	I heard they actually bring the trees to the table...	1.3982	0.04229	221	150	54	17
272	And then she said, ‘I’m always sticking my neck out for him!’ like that’s heroic or something.	1.3979	0.04688	191	132	42	17
273	You know, it's been about 145 million years. I think our waiter has forgotten us.	1.3974	0.04368	234	165	45	24
274	It takes too long to realize I ate too much.	1.3971	0.04700	209	149	37	23
275	I told you this vest made my neck look big	1.3965	0.04149	227	154	56	17
276	Dennis is that you holding my hand?	1.3952	0.04583	210	148	41	21
277	It's too much a stretch	1.3951	0.03819	205	147	45	13
278	I think we both took too much Viagra.	1.3944	0.04335	213	152	41	20
279	Do you think the babysitter knows what to do in case of an asteroid?	1.3930	0.04460	201	138	47	16
280	I had one heck of a time zipping up this dress.	1.3925	0.04268	214	146	52	16
281	Can we pay our bill in oil futures?	1.3920	0.05095	176	128	28	20
282	Hey buddy, eyes up here.	1.3920	0.04433	199	136	48	15
283	I guess we should have requested a "high top."	1.3920	0.04656	199	140	40	19
284	Brian, this is a very fancy establishment. They don’t have straws.	1.3920	0.04375	199	135	50	14
285	I haven’t felt the same since we left Scotland	1.3918	0.04909	194	140	32	22
286	We usually see eye to eye on things.	1.3915	0.04295	212	145	51	16
287	Let’s just eat shoots and leave.	1.3906	0.04890	192	138	33	21
288	If the service is any slower we’ll go extinct.	1.3899	0.04310	218	151	49	18
289	You better ask for the check; Noah said don’t be late.	1.3898	0.04811	177	123	39	15
290	Don't apologise for being old-fashioned - I like the fact you're a dinosaur.	1.3895	0.04696	190	133	40	17
291	What meteorite??!!	1.3889	0.04614	198	139	41	18
292	Draft beer? No, let’s get a couple of longnecks.	1.3889	0.04559	198	138	43	17
293	Do you know if they’ve cleared the table?	1.3883	0.04431	206	143	46	17
294	Would you ask the waiter for straws?	1.3879	0.04313	214	148	49	17
295	This isn’t going to work unless you evolve.	1.3879	0.04886	214	160	25	29
296	As embarrassing as it might be, I think eating this would be easier on all fours.	1.3876	0.04690	209	151	35	23
297	We should’ve asked for the high top	1.3871	0.04220	217	149	52	16
298	I swear, Harvey, with portions like these a girl could go extinct!	1.3865	0.04414	207	144	46	17
299	No, I couldn’t hear the specials either.	1.3862	0.04943	189	137	31	21
300	Not that bad, actually; the necklace has a clasp on the back.	1.3861	0.04149	202	135	56	11
301	Do you think they have any longer forks?	1.3861	0.04491	202	141	44	17
302	I feel that I have really put my neck on the line for this relationship.	1.3860	0.04077	228	156	56	16
303	*Can you see the stage from here?"	1.3850	0.04521	200	140	43	17
304	My bad. I should have reserved a high top table.	1.3846	0.04290	208	143	50	15
305	... and then Cousin Harold called his mother-in-law an old fossil and all hell broke loose.	1.3838	0.04717	185	130	39	16
306	I'm investing in oil companies. I mean, we're all gonna die someday.	1.3830	0.04663	188	132	40	16
307	I saw you looking at that dilophosaurus.	1.3825	0.04412	217	154	43	20
308	What should we tip? Service was terrible, but he was quite tasty!	1.3822	0.04843	191	138	33	20
309	I understand this place is known for its paleo diet.	1.3815	0.04947	173	123	34	16
310	Be careful. The last time we ate here I had to do the Heimlich maneuver on you.	1.3812	0.04658	181	126	41	14
311	Now I hear the Iguanodons are extinct. Maybe we should postpone the cruise.	1.3805	0.04328	205	145	44	16
312	Are they GROWING the trees out there?! What’s taking so long??	1.3800	0.04625	200	143	38	19
313	Could you tell me what's on my plate?	1.3791	0.04637	182	127	41	14
314	What attracted you to me?	1.3789	0.04561	190	133	42	15
315	Let's skip the soup.	1.3789	0.04622	190	134	40	16
316	Everyone's looking at my bad manicure, I can tell.	1.3788	0.04602	198	141	39	18
317	I think I have a head of lettuce stuck in my throat.	1.3787	0.04957	169	120	34	15
318	I'm sorry, but I just don't see a future for us.	1.3785	0.04795	177	125	37	15
319	I don’t regret doing Jurassic Park, but it hasn’t been easy getting other roles since.	1.3780	0.04990	164	116	34	14
320	I'm glad we can see eye to eye.	1.3774	0.04224	212	147	50	15
321	You can have the flower, dear.	1.3772	0.04776	167	116	39	12
322	I'll have the short ribs and a long fork.	1.3770	0.04745	183	130	37	16
323	‘It’s been so long’	1.3770	0.04662	191	136	38	17
324	There's a pterodactyl in my soup!	1.3768	0.04558	207	149	38	20
325	People are staring. Do you think my neckline is too low?	1.3764	0.04839	178	127	35	16
326	I I've learned to floss on telephone wires.	1.3757	0.04969	181	132	30	19
327	Did you bring my reading binoculars?	1.3750	0.04786	184	132	35	17
328	Try the early bird special.	1.3743	0.05115	171	125	28	18
329	You're the first blind date with whom I see eye to eye	1.3738	0.04571	206	149	37	20
330	I got all dressed up to eat more than kale on trees, mister	1.3732	0.04471	209	150	40	19
331	I’m leaning towards the fiddlehead ferns. You?	1.3716	0.04476	183	127	44	12
332	Do you ever get sick of people asking you “How’s the weather up there?”	1.3713	0.04915	167	119	34	14
333	On the way home, can we do a little necking?	1.3707	0.04314	205	144	46	15
334	Enough about my practice, what made YOU want to become a chiropractor?	1.3702	0.04642	181	130	36	15
335	The head room is great, but the portions are really small.	1.3689	0.04185	206	143	50	13
336	Yes, I agree…..the winning caption is always something dumb.	1.3687	0.05305	179	137	18	24
337	We don't neck anymore.	1.3684	0.04610	171	119	41	11
338	Together 150 million years and we still can't agree on an appetizer.	1.3684	0.05038	171	125	29	17
339	Maybe we should've picked a place that had straws.	1.3684	0.04667	190	137	36	17
340	Honey, I told them we don’t eat meat.	1.3675	0.04703	166	116	39	11
341	Roxy, although it used to be Rex. What's yours?	1.3673	0.05295	147	106	28	13
342	I like your tie. I think.	1.3671	0.04610	158	108	42	8
343	I wouldn’t care if the world WAS ending tomorrow, I still wouldn’t go all the way on a first date!	1.3669	0.04411	169	126	31	12
344	So reports of a giant asteroid heading straight for Earth are fake news?	1.3652	0.04551	178	125	41	12
345	I'm really getting tired of waiters saying no kidding when we order longneck Buds.	1.3649	0.05265	148	107	28	13
346	I told the sitter don't even try making him brush his teeth.	1.3631	0.04461	179	125	43	11
347	Dear, I think I dropped my fork.	1.3631	0.04667	179	128	37	14
348	I prefer that they think we existed	1.3631	0.04318	179	123	47	9
349	These little lunches are beneath us. Let’s go eat from the treetops.	1.3631	0.04580	168	117	41	10
350	You Want A Lobster Bib? Are you joking?	1.3630	0.05039	146	103	33	10
351	I heard the asteroid is merely a mammalian power play.	1.3622	0.04623	185	133	37	15
352	It’s a new dining concept. You eat off of someone else’s table.	1.3617	0.04753	188	138	32	18
353	Would you stop obsessing, Herb? Your necktie is fine exactly where it is.	1.3614	0.05067	166	122	28	16
354	Don’t even get me started on the bathroom mirrors.	1.3613	0.04746	155	108	38	9
355	Well, what exactly do you think they make the Brontosaurus Burger from?”	1.3611	0.05212	180	138	19	23
356	Is my tie crooked	1.3604	0.04301	197	139	45	13
357	I’m going for the salad at table 19, tell me when she’s not looking.	1.3602	0.05104	161	118	28	15
358	It's called 'haute cuisine' Gerald, look it up.	1.3600	0.04596	175	131	29	15
359	I hear the leaves are excellent.	1.3598	0.04487	189	135	40	14
360	Should we tie the knot?	1.3598	0.05324	164	124	21	19
361	They forgot the straws.	1.3590	0.04624	195	143	34	18
362	Prehistorically speaking, of course.	1.3576	0.04914	151	107	34	10
363	You know, I was vegan before it was cool	1.3575	0.04855	179	132	30	17
364	By the time that lousy waiter takes our order, we'll be extinct.	1.3571	0.04603	182	131	37	14
365	I would love to travel more, but there's never enough room in the overhead.	1.3559	0.04553	177	126	39	12
366	I'm so glad that that night I saw you from across the room.	1.3558	0.04661	163	115	38	10
367	I specified "over 27 feet" but I guess I'm open to short guys.	1.3556	0.04568	180	129	38	13
368	Next time let’s rent a limousine that stretches vertically.	1.3546	0.05243	141	102	28	11
369	Are you sure these aren't the appetizers?	1.3539	0.04316	178	124	45	9
370	The vibe in here is truly prehistoric.	1.3537	0.04796	164	118	34	12
371	You look nothing like your cave painting.	1.3529	0.05365	153	115	22	16
372	I never order the soup, by the time it reaches my stomach it’s too cold.	1.3529	0.05034	153	111	30	12
373	He’s taking forever to tape 50 straws together. Should we just leave?	1.3526	0.04471	173	122	41	10
374	Have children? No, I don't really see any future for them.	1.3520	0.04580	179	129	37	13
375	Sometimes I get hungry, and then the last swallow hits..	1.3519	0.04673	162	115	37	10
376	Norbert, I know it's our 25th anniversary, but if you buy me one more pullover, I'm filing for a divorce.	1.3519	0.04754	162	116	35	11
377	Oh God, it's Carl. Maybe he won't see us.	1.3506	0.05174	154	114	26	14
378	'My eyes are up here buddy.'	1.3503	0.05101	157	116	27	14
379	Nice salad, but I’m craving something meteor.	1.3503	0.05259	157	118	23	16
380	Was your soup cold, too?	1.3500	0.04626	180	131	35	14
381	Could we just skip dessert and go straight to necking?	1.3497	0.04572	183	133	36	14
382	No bread for me. I’m on paleo	1.3490	0.04849	149	106	34	9
383	I just thought we could see eye to eye.	1.3484	0.04808	155	111	34	10
384	I don't really have any family for my side of the aisle. How about you?	1.3481	0.04299	158	115	35	8
385	Forget that our arms don’t reach our mouths. Without opposable thumbs, it doesn’t make a damn bit of difference.	1.3476	0.04808	187	141	27	19
386	I made this reservation eons ago.	1.3476	0.04625	164	117	37	10
387	I'm still hungry. And if you say "the food hasn't hit my stomach yet," I'm going to smack you.	1.3475	0.05031	141	101	31	9
388	Live each day as if it were your last.	1.3467	0.05004	150	109	30	11
389	Sorry, but I just don't see a future for us together.	1.3462	0.04561	156	112	35	9
390	I just hope I'll be able to read the menu.	1.3460	0.04024	211	150	49	12
391	Next time let's go to the place with the tall leafy trees.	1.3452	0.04922	168	125	28	15
392	Happy anniversary darling,just 206 million years	1.3448	0.05027	145	105	30	10
393	Please don't get short with me.	1.3446	0.04766	148	105	35	8
394	For a place this expensive you’d think they’d have bigger portions	1.3444	0.04796	151	110	31	10
395	Crap. I dropped the fork.	1.3439	0.05089	157	117	26	14
396	How long could it possibly take to bring us a tree?	1.3433	0.04981	134	95	32	7
397	The attention is nice, but in my next life I hope to be a turtle.	1.3433	0.04867	134	100	25	9
398	I can’t imagine a world without us.	1.3427	0.04973	143	103	31	9
399	I feel bad about my neck.	1.3419	0.04966	155	114	29	12
400	Want to split a massive amount of vegetation?	1.3416	0.04835	161	118	31	12
401	Can you reach the ketchup?	1.3415	0.04613	164	118	36	10
402	And afterwards, I thought we might go somewhere and neck.	1.3412	0.04801	170	126	30	14
403	It feels like we've been together for a million years.	1.3407	0.05060	135	97	30	8
404	I was not looking over your shoulder.	1.3406	0.04986	138	99	31	8
405	My neck is killing me.	1.3399	0.04833	153	111	32	10
406	That's why I don't like Chinese food. By the time it hits my stomach, I'm hungry again.	1.3397	0.05022	156	116	27	13
407	What do you mean “how did you get that dress on”?	1.3397	0.04681	156	112	35	9
408	Where's our waitress? Iknowshesawus.	1.3394	0.04901	165	123	28	14
409	Now I get why we will become extinct.	1.3392	0.04704	171	126	32	13
410	I hate it when they assume we don’t want chopsticks.	1.3387	0.05713	124	93	20	11
411	Uggh, my Rex just walked in.	1.3385	0.05411	130	96	24	10
412	I think we’re going to need longer utensils.	1.3381	0.05262	139	103	25	11
413	We didn't think this through, probably on account of our walnut-sized brains.	1.3375	0.04928	160	119	28	13
414	I doubt any of this will go down well.	1.3375	0.04766	160	117	32	11
415	Honey, do you think this dress is too low cut?	1.3375	0.04766	160	117	32	11
416	Steve, I don’t think a long term relationship is in anyone’s best interest right now.	1.3374	0.04371	163	115	41	7
417	I just hope they don’t give us those tiny forks again	1.3374	0.04704	163	119	33	11
418	I had to make the reservation eons in advance for this place.	1.3360	0.05321	125	91	26	8
419	I might hit the salad bar.	1.3358	0.05291	134	99	25	10
420	It just feels like the world has moved on sometimes, you know, Bert?	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
421	I'm afraid at this rate we'll be extinct before the entrées arrive.	1.3356	0.05076	146	108	27	11
422	Thumbs?! How about longer arms	1.3356	0.05004	149	110	28	11
423	I dropped my fork again…	1.3353	0.04861	170	128	27	15
424	Let's try the long-necked clams.	1.3351	0.03803	185	136	42	7
425	I told you that meteor would miss.	1.3333	0.04726	144	103	34	7
426	I don't know about you but I'm finding the food here awfully hard to swallow.	1.3333	0.04755	156	114	32	10
427	Let's do paleo.	1.3333	0.05257	135	100	25	10
428	I look forward to our front-row opera seats.	1.3333	0.05120	123	88	29	6
429	I never see them seat the triceratops outside…	1.3333	0.04792	150	109	32	9
430	I can’t stand one more person asking us about the weather	1.3333	0.05121	144	107	26	11
431	And to top it all the dentist charged me extra for the ladder...	1.3312	0.04815	157	116	30	11
432	I’m late because I can never see my watch.	1.3311	0.04925	148	109	29	10
433	I understand that you are a great necker	1.3309	0.05043	139	102	28	9
434	I’m worried about Nessie, she’s been so distant lately.	1.3309	0.05119	136	100	27	9
435	I wish I could explain…unfortunately, you have a brain the size of a walnut.	1.3308	0.05503	130	98	21	11
436	Tea, Rex?	1.3306	0.05553	121	90	22	9
437	I hate bad lighting in restaurants. You can barely see your food.	1.3293	0.05052	164	126	22	16
438	The food is good, but the portions are so small.	1.3287	0.05230	143	108	23	12
439	I didn't realise that you knelt down earlier.	1.3286	0.04803	140	103	29	8
440	A five-star Michelin dinner and then the meteor show later, how much better can it get?	1.3284	0.05165	134	99	26	9
441	So,to be clear,necking is out of the question?	1.3274	0.04663	168	125	31	12
442	Do you think they forgot about us?	1.3272	0.04702	162	120	31	11
443	The atmosphere is great, but I still need a straw.	1.3265	0.04842	147	110	27	10
444	This was worth the wait."	1.3262	0.05278	141	107	22	12
445	I’m pretty sure we’re the oldest couple here.	1.3259	0.05547	135	104	18	13
446	I liked it much better when dining out meant dining outside!	1.3256	0.05297	129	96	24	9
447	I feel like it’s been ages since we’ve been out.	1.3254	0.05143	126	92	27	7
448	It’s the anniversary of our extinction.”	1.3248	0.04447	157	115	34	8
449	So you chose a place with no trees on the menu. You know I love trees.	1.3245	0.04656	151	110	33	8
450	You feel high too? Must be the martinis.	1.3243	0.04620	148	107	34	7
451	Henry, you are head and neck above most of the others.	1.3231	0.04910	130	94	30	6
452	To think that if I hadn’t been on that photo shoot at Loch Ness , we might never have met…	1.3230	0.04794	161	121	28	12
453	Why do they always seat us in the elevator shaft?	1.3226	0.05091	155	119	22	14
454	But honey, we're herbivores... Why would the waiter yell 'meatier!' and run?	1.3226	0.05674	124	95	18	11
455	I’m glad I finally met someone who I see eye-to-eye with.	1.3221	0.04787	149	110	30	9
456	I miss the old days when we ate from trees!	1.3219	0.05044	146	110	25	11
457	Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?	1.3219	0.04755	146	107	31	8
458	Yes, I do think that the stacked onion-ring tower would have been better.	1.3214	0.04890	140	103	29	8
459	I think I'll have the Jurassic Pork.	1.3206	0.04879	131	95	30	6
460	I just don't understand, she said we act like we're above everyone else.	1.3206	0.04998	131	96	28	7
461	This will never work. You bend over my left shoulder for the plates on the table behind me and I'll go over your right shoulder for the table behind you.	1.3203	0.04788	153	114	29	10
462	Don’t get any ideas - I don’t neck on the first date.	1.3194	0.04893	144	107	28	9
463	Farm to table? How about Food to Mouth??	1.3191	0.04755	141	103	31	7
464	Call me crazy, but I'm going to try using the chopsticks.	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
465	- “Yeah, me too - I have to eat lots of food before my tummy feels full”	1.3182	0.05193	132	99	24	9
466	We got clothes; got in to the city; found a high ceiling restaurant … I can’t reach my mouth.	1.3169	0.05132	142	108	23	11
467	It’s finally nice to meet, face to face.	1.3169	0.05132	142	108	23	11
468	I wish we could see other people.	1.3165	0.05309	139	107	20	12
469	”I hear they have great leafy trees here.”	1.3158	0.05269	133	101	22	10
470	It’s been 100 million crazy years. I’m thinking omnivore tonight?	1.3158	0.05753	114	87	18	9
471	Niles?, do you think we look down on people?	1.3158	0.04420	152	110	36	6
472	It's good to be back!	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
473	If you’re asking my opinion, don’t sell your convertible.	1.3154	0.05126	130	97	25	8
474	I'm just going to send it back and ask for a eucalyptus tree.	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
475	When someone says I'm a pain in the neck, that really hurts.	1.3140	0.05382	121	91	22	8
476	You know dear, this vegan life is a real stretch	1.3139	0.05458	137	107	17	13
477	See you in a few minutes, I’m going down for a bite.	1.3139	0.05155	137	104	23	10
478	I'm glad you finally stuck your neck out there and asked me to dinner.	1.3134	0.05341	134	103	20	11
479	I thought you said they serve longnecks here?	1.3125	0.04952	160	124	22	14
480	I have been herbivore.	1.3109	0.05566	119	91	19	9
481	Enough of the paleo. I'm ordering mammal.	1.3106	0.05283	132	101	21	10
482	I’m just saying it Bill, it’s a nice place and all, but the tables could’ve been higher	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
483	Do you want to split an apple tree for dessert?	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
484	Do we really need to evolve? I like my present condition.	1.3101	0.05019	129	96	26	7
485	I'm telling you, Phil, it's unnerving. By the way people are staring at us you'd think none of them have ever seen a couple of brachiosauruses out on a dinner date before!	1.3101	0.05138	129	97	24	8
486	We're going extinct soon, so order the steak.	1.3099	0.04915	142	107	26	9
487	In this day and age, what's the worst that can happen?	1.3099	0.04377	142	102	36	4
488	I'm glad we see eye to eye.	1.3097	0.05345	113	84	23	6
489	Nora Ephron said it best.	1.3097	0.05772	113	87	17	9
490	Don't get all high and mighty with me!	1.3097	0.04718	155	117	28	10
491	With these size of servings, no wonder we're becoming extinct.	1.3095	0.04842	126	92	29	5
492	I'm sorry, but I'm looking for someone a little taller.	1.3094	0.04987	139	105	25	9
493	Should we order entrees or are you still swallowing your appetizer?	1.3091	0.05285	110	81	24	5
494	Now if we ask to switch to a high-top, we’ll be those dinosaurs.	1.3089	0.05307	123	93	22	8
495	I was hoping to find someone with a brain bigger than a walnut.	1.3088	0.05272	136	105	20	11
496	I think I'll order the little necks.	1.3088	0.05061	136	103	24	9
497	I miss salad bars.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
498	I should have worn my turtleneck"	1.3088	0.04611	136	99	32	5
499	It’s so refreshing to talk to a man at my level.	1.3087	0.04939	149	114	24	11
500	Let's just eat the waiter.	1.3083	0.05893	120	95	13	12
501	I just don’t think we have enough in common.	1.3083	0.05027	133	100	25	8
502	I just hope the seafood tower lives up to its name.	1.3077	0.04941	104	74	28	2
503	I think we should ask for two straws!	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
504	Well I did promise you a table with a view…	1.3077	0.04986	130	97	26	7
505	I don't know why we come here, they have so few vegetarian options.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
506	But honey, how long can the forks possibly be?	1.3071	0.05058	140	107	23	10
507	I’m willing to overlook a lot of flaws.	1.3071	0.05304	127	97	21	9
508	Maybe we should have gotten outdoor seating.	1.3056	0.05002	108	78	27	3
509	Jerry, you’re a real pain in the neck	1.3047	0.04778	128	94	29	5
510	I tried to get his attention, but I don't think the waitersaurus.	1.3046	0.04698	151	114	28	9
511	Having just read Pinocchio, I may now have an explanation for why our necks keep growing. And I need to talk to you about where I really was last night.	1.3040	0.05233	125	95	22	8
512	It's not just us, everyone is grazing.	1.3039	0.05709	102	77	19	6
513	Well, this is awkward...	1.3039	0.05877	102	78	17	7
514	When should we go down for dinner?	1.3037	0.05180	135	104	21	10
515	Don't forget to ask for paper straws.	1.3026	0.04577	152	114	30	8
516	I'll bend over first to smell my dinner. Then your turn.	1.3025	0.05411	119	91	20	8
517	It’s taken forever to get these reservations!	1.3017	0.05368	116	88	21	7
518	I told you we should have been seated at the high tables in the bar.	1.3016	0.05665	126	100	14	12
519	It's the ban on straws that will lead to our extinction!	1.3015	0.05040	136	104	23	9
520	I told you we should have sat at a high top.	1.3015	0.05147	136	105	21	10
521	I have a thing for tall guys.	1.3013	0.04675	156	119	27	10
522	Do you think it would be tacky to ask for more fern and less branch?	1.3010	0.05490	103	77	21	5
523	Never heard of a twelve foot salad fork…” Honestly, you’d think good service was extinct.	1.3009	0.05606	113	87	18	8
524	The Cliftons just walked in, think they’ll notice us?	1.3009	0.05463	113	86	20	7
525	We'll be extinct before he takes our order.	1.3008	0.05155	123	93	23	7
526	I swear I requested a high top.	1.3007	0.05064	143	111	21	11
527	The font size in this bar menu is way too small.	1.3000	0.04822	120	88	28	4
528	I so prefer outdoor seating...	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
529	The other restaurant wasn't as nice but it did have higher tables.	1.2993	0.04440	137	103	29	5
530	Come darling, get the cheque. It's late Triassic.	1.2992	0.04913	127	95	26	6
531	I'm fine. It's just my cocktail finally went to my head.	1.2991	0.05667	107	82	18	7
532	No ,Thesaurus is not a relative	1.2982	0.05276	114	86	22	6
533	Should we tell the waiter our time is limited?	1.2982	0.05127	114	85	24	5
534	What a coincidence, I'm from Great Neck too.	1.2982	0.05421	114	87	20	7
535	You were right about us getting a little high at dinner.	1.2979	0.04694	141	106	28	7
536	Don't you just hate it when you accidentally swallow a big bite?"	1.2977	0.04559	131	96	31	4
537	Let’s eat like there’s no tomorrow.”	1.2973	0.05519	111	85	19	7
538	What you’re really paying for in a place like this is the view”	1.2966	0.05008	118	88	25	5
539	These motherfuckers.	1.2963	0.06345	108	88	8	12
540	I can't see what I'm eating.	1.2963	0.04711	135	103	25	7
541	Let's not let a simple meteorite ruin this night.	1.2963	0.05921	108	85	14	9
542	Just for one night, I wish we were omnivores.	1.2958	0.04665	142	107	28	7
543	We won’t be around forever, Ben	1.2955	0.05240	132	103	19	10
544	I think we should ask for a straw.	1.2952	0.05567	105	80	19	6
545	Are you sure this place has a vegetarian menu?	1.2951	0.05032	122	92	24	6
546	This place has really gone downhill in the last 80 million years.	1.2946	0.06035	112	90	11	11
547	I'm tired of sticking my neck out for you.	1.2946	0.05174	112	84	23	5
548	It might be problematic for us to dive into our meals at the same time.	1.2946	0.04591	129	97	27	5
549	I once dated a T- Rex but he treated me like a piece of meat.	1.2946	0.04848	129	97	26	6
550	Scottish lake synchronized swim team is on hiatus.	1.2946	0.04591	129	99	24	6
551	I’m sorry, honey, but that tie really dates you.	1.2941	0.05675	102	78	18	6
552	There's no way your 14 feet tall because I'm only 13'9".	1.2936	0.05576	109	84	18	7
553	Really George, We can't keep ignoring the giraffe in the room.	1.2931	0.05197	116	88	22	6
554	I've been waiting eons for this moment. And I can't see the ring.	1.2927	0.04431	123	94	25	4
555	This place was so hard to get into.	1.2920	0.05134	113	85	23	5
556	With these prices, I thought the food would be a little more elevated.	1.2920	0.05093	137	107	20	10
557	"What time are we suppose meet Noah?	1.2917	0.05345	120	93	19	8
558	Is that a stiff neck, or are you just happy to see me?	1.2913	0.05257	127	99	19	9
559	How would I know if you dropped your napkin?	1.2913	0.05278	103	77	22	4
560	It's all very nice, dear. I'm only saying that maybe you should have asked for a bigger table.	1.2910	0.04834	134	102	25	7
561	Don’t you go sticking your neck out.	1.2906	0.04711	117	91	20	6
562	I may be sticking my neck out, but...	1.2906	0.05437	117	91	18	8
563	I really appreciate you sticking your neck out like this for our anniversary this year.	1.2903	0.04962	124	94	24	6
564	So glad for a date night. We’ve been at each others throats lately.	1.2903	0.04481	155	118	29	8
565	Nouvelle cuisine? This menu feels prehistoric	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
566	I'm looking for a nice, old-fashioned guy.	1.2899	0.04623	138	106	25	7
567	Well, last week I had a sore throat and almost died.	1.2897	0.05313	107	81	21	5
568	You should have asked for the high top.	1.2897	0.04476	145	109	30	6
569	Would it kill them to put take a few high tables from the bar and put them in the formal dining room?	1.2893	0.05174	121	93	21	7
570	I don't like Little Neck clams.	1.2893	0.05434	121	95	17	9
571	Can we do the buffet tonight I feel like grazing.	1.2891	0.04979	128	98	23	7
572	I worry that our relationship is evolving too fast.	1.2885	0.05053	104	77	24	3
573	Just because we're not herbivores anymore, doesn't mean you have to eat every waiter.	1.2883	0.05337	111	85	20	6
574	It didn't go over my head, it just wasn't funny.	1.2881	0.04977	118	89	24	5
575	I always fear the waitress thinks I was talking down to her.	1.2881	0.05121	118	90	22	6
576	Is it just me or do the plates in these fancy restaurants seem to be getting smaller?	1.2881	0.05658	118	94	14	10
577	Guess we should have asked for a high top.	1.2879	0.05217	132	104	18	10
578	The problem with Chinese food is that by the time it reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again.	1.2872	0.05784	94	72	17	5
579	I found the waiter condescending.	1.2871	0.05688	101	78	17	6
580	I wouldn't go extinct with anybody else	1.2870	0.05742	108	85	15	8
581	All you wanna do is neck.	1.2867	0.04615	143	109	27	7
582	So you can understand why I’m hesitant to bring a baby into this world.	1.2857	0.05533	105	81	18	6
583	We’re doomed.	1.2857	0.05141	112	85	22	5
584	What if we split the ptiramisu?	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
585	Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? I can’t tell you, it’s too long.	1.2857	0.05021	126	97	22	7
586	Does my neck look big in this?	1.2857	0.05445	112	87	18	7
587	Is it me, or is everyone in this restaurant staring at us?	1.2857	0.05295	112	86	20	6
588	It’s okay, we’re alone up here.	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
589	You've barely touched your food...I get the extinct feeling something's bothering you.	1.2846	0.04968	123	94	23	6
590	I don’t like the look that waiter Rex gave me.	1.2845	0.05310	116	90	19	7
591	These prices are hard to swallow.	1.2845	0.05020	116	88	23	5
592	Are these portions really that small or are we just far away?	1.2845	0.05167	116	89	21	6
593	No wonder we became extinct.	1.2844	0.05389	109	84	19	6
594	Happy 65 millionth anniversary, Darling	1.2843	0.05283	102	77	21	4
595	Asteroid warnings are fake news.	1.2843	0.05464	102	78	19	5
596	Everyone is looking at us. I told you not to wear that tie.	1.2843	0.05973	102	81	13	8
597	The stalls in the ladies’ room offer no privacy.	1.2832	0.04944	113	85	24	4
598	I just don't think we have anything in common.	1.2830	0.05805	106	84	14	8
599	I hope the waiter comes before we go extinct.	1.2830	0.05487	106	82	18	6
600	This relationship makes me feel extinct Norman.	1.2823	0.04370	124	96	24	4
601	There’s a few things I still can’t wrap my head around.	1.2821	0.05270	117	91	19	7
602	I haven't had the Jurassic Pork in ages	1.2821	0.05543	117	93	15	9
603	I heard service is so bad because the waiter went extinct.	1.2812	0.05195	128	101	18	9
604	And then,Barbara said I needed to stop sticking my neck out for others.	1.2810	0.04871	121	92	24	5
605	I can see our food from here	1.2804	0.05442	107	83	18	6
606	For our next date let's watch the meteorite shower	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
607	Screw this finger food - let’s go find some trees!	1.2800	0.05519	100	77	18	5
608	I know it's Halloween but when does this wear off?	1.2797	0.04946	118	90	23	5
609	It's just so hard to imagine a future with you right now.	1.2796	0.05590	93	71	18	4
610	Oh damn. I dropped my fork.	1.2787	0.04694	122	92	26	4
611	This food would be great if I could eat it	1.2787	0.04974	122	94	22	6
612	I'm stuffed. Let's take the centerpiece to go.	1.2784	0.05627	97	75	17	5
613	On the website, the tables looked huge.	1.2784	0.05433	97	74	19	4
614	I’ll make popcorn when we get home	1.2783	0.05461	115	91	16	8
615	My dating prospects have been dead for ages.	1.2778	0.04893	108	81	24	3
616	I’d like to keep our relationship tectonic.	1.2778	0.05242	126	100	17	9
617	I still do not see our waiter.	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
618	You're so evolved	1.2772	0.05288	101	77	20	4
619	Believe me our names will always be connected to tsuris.	1.2772	0.05472	101	78	18	5
620	This is the last time I stick my neck out for you in public	1.2772	0.04899	101	75	24	2
621	I dropped my fork two hours ago	1.2768	0.05559	112	89	15	8
622	I thought being a human for Halloween would be fun, but I think I've changed my mind.	1.2766	0.05741	94	73	16	5
623	Does this neck make my dress look short?	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
624	If we’re going to become extinct, we might as well enjoy ourselves.”	1.2762	0.05496	105	82	17	6
625	And so I ask myself, is the juice worth the swallow?	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
626	We still haven't found a restaurant where the food is easy to swallow.	1.2759	0.05135	116	90	20	6
627	Don’t you dare order the long neck clams again!	1.2759	0.04344	116	90	23	3
628	I wonder if the waiter will notice us?	1.2759	0.05419	116	92	16	8
629	I really love this restaurant's atmosphere!	1.2756	0.04427	127	95	29	3
630	They only looked at us weirdly, because your tie wasn't straight Ted.	1.2756	0.04832	127	98	23	6
631	Eyes are up here, pal.	1.2756	0.05205	127	101	17	9
632	Honey, I know you wanted us to get out of our comfort zone but this is ridiculous.	1.2756	0.04700	127	97	25	5
633	Food's good. But it takes so long to go down.	1.2755	0.05577	98	76	17	5
634	Your tie goes at the top of your neck.	1.2750	0.04422	120	92	26	2
635	I'll feed you if you feed me.	1.2745	0.05424	102	79	18	5
636	Dinner hasn't even reached your stomach yet, and you want dessert?	1.2745	0.05242	102	78	20	4
637	Maybe we could ask for straws?	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
638	You seemed taller in your photos.	1.2743	0.05370	113	89	17	7
639	Did you hear a boom?	1.2737	0.05487	95	73	18	4
640	I never thought I'd meet someone I see so eye-to-eye with.	1.2736	0.05110	106	83	18	5
641	From now on we take restaurant recommendations from the Pterodactylbergs with a grain of salt	1.2735	0.05096	117	93	17	7
642	Well I think it’s YOU that looks like a penis	1.2734	0.05402	128	104	13	11
643	Now that straws are illegal… what to do?	1.2727	0.05527	99	77	17	5
644	Will you excuse me for a few, I’m going down for a sip.	1.2727	0.05710	99	78	15	6
645	I just feel like we're not evolving.	1.2727	0.06410	88	71	10	7
646	There must be a staffing shortage. How long could it take to saute 300 pounds of kale?	1.2727	0.05466	110	87	16	7
647	This is important, so take your time: Did the waiter say 'meatier' or 'meteor'?	1.2727	0.05337	99	76	19	4
648	Now do you see why I suggested a picnic instead?	1.2719	0.05328	114	90	17	7
649	Must you talk about necking on our first date?	1.2719	0.05749	114	93	11	10
650	These portions are tiny!	1.2719	0.05180	114	89	19	6
651	Tapas isn't as fun as it sounded.	1.2718	0.05378	103	80	18	5
652	I think I left the stove on.	1.2718	0.05885	103	83	12	8
653	Sometimes I wonder if this whole 'sustainability' thing is worth it...	1.2717	0.05804	92	72	15	5
654	I still feel naked.	1.2712	0.04913	118	91	22	5
655	When I asked for a beer, why do you think the waiter asked if I wanted a Longneck?	1.2710	0.05240	107	85	16	6
656	I'm feeling a little old for this crowd, dear.	1.2708	0.05017	96	74	19	3
657	Options are pretty limited for a 65 million year old.	1.2703	0.05422	111	88	16	7
658	Okay, Bronto-sore-ass.	1.2698	0.04702	126	101	18	7
659	I can't believe we filled up on bread again	1.2692	0.05155	104	80	20	4
660	I think I'll just order a highball	1.2692	0.04606	130	100	25	5
661	Don't complain to the the waiter - all portions look small from this height.	1.2689	0.04877	119	92	22	5
662	Oh well,none of this will matter in 50 million years.	1.2688	0.06142	93	75	11	7
663	I hope they don’t get rid of outdoor seating…	1.2685	0.05197	108	84	19	5
664	You're just like the others. You just assume I want to neck.	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
665	Heads up! Your ex wife just walked in!	1.2680	0.05388	97	75	18	4
666	We’re so overdressed, I’m afraid we’re sticking out.	1.2674	0.05341	86	65	19	2
667	I can see why we became extinct.	1.2674	0.05591	86	66	17	3
668	It feels like we’ve been waiting for the check for eons.	1.2673	0.05610	101	80	15	6
669	I’m much more relaxed on dates now that I know we’re going to be extinct.	1.2673	0.05783	101	81	13	7
670	So nice to meet someone who can see from my perspective	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
671	How good are you with chopsticks?	1.2673	0.05430	101	79	17	5
672	The sign said, 'All You Can Reach!''	1.2667	0.05624	105	84	14	7
673	I told you we should have gone to the arboretum for dinner	1.2661	0.05006	124	98	19	7
674	Hey. Why don’t we blow this pop stand and just go home and neck. “	1.2656	0.04503	128	98	26	4
675	There is a downside at eating out though…	1.2655	0.04872	113	89	19	5
676	We’re each going to need a longer straw.	1.2653	0.05340	98	76	18	4
677	Hope our order wasn’t too tall for them	1.2653	0.05720	98	78	14	6
678	Sorry, but I just don't see a a future for us	1.2652	0.04912	132	105	19	8
679	I'd gladly trade this neck for a longer arm.	1.2647	0.05561	102	81	15	6
680	I just have a feeling that we shouldn't make any long term plans.	1.2645	0.04806	121	94	22	5
681	You looked taller in your photo.	1.2642	0.04889	106	81	22	3
682	´can you believe she said we’re above it all?’	1.2640	0.04839	125	98	21	6
683	That couple in the corner are staring at us.	1.2640	0.04970	125	99	19	7
684	Oh no, I see my ex with his tiny arms.	1.2637	0.05813	91	72	14	5
685	It’s been so long since I’ve really seen eye to eye with someone	1.2637	0.05144	91	69	20	2
686	Alan did you seriously just tell me that you spent our retirement fund on a sports car you can’t even fit into?!	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
687	You’ve got to get your head out of the clouds, Mike.	1.2636	0.05114	110	86	19	5
688	I'm worried city life has changed us.	1.2632	0.05837	95	76	13	6
689	I guess I was hoping for someone taller	1.2632	0.05145	114	90	18	6
690	I'm up to my neck in daily problems	1.2632	0.04992	114	89	20	5
691	Everyone says this restaurant is top branch!	1.2632	0.05229	95	73	19	3
692	I don’t care if you think making a heart shape with our necks for the save-the-date photo is silly. We’re doing it.	1.2632	0.05541	95	77	12	6
693	Since extinction seems likely, I think we should have another drink, dear.	1.2626	0.05483	99	78	16	5
694	We should live every day together like it’s our last.	1.2626	0.05668	99	79	14	6
695	Next Halloween we’re going casual.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
696	All the high-tops were reserved.	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
697	'Jurassic Park.' What's yours?	1.2621	0.05337	103	81	17	5
698	It’s been 65 million years, David, are you going to propose or not?	1.2621	0.05512	103	82	15	6
699	It was a lovely idea, Arnold, but next time perhaps a picnic in the park would be better for dinner.	1.2617	0.05028	107	83	20	4
700	Honestly do you have to keep trying to see everyone who is in this restaurant?	1.2617	0.04849	107	82	22	3
701	The food is good but I don’t think it’s worth waiting 70,000 years for a reservation.	1.2617	0.05686	107	87	12	8
702	By what long stretch of the imagination was this ever a good idea?	1.2617	0.05200	107	84	18	5
703	I wonder if there’s still a deal on the seven layer cake	1.2617	0.05367	107	85	16	6
704	Our "Last Supper"	1.2614	0.05713	88	69	15	4
705	Are you going to eat that flower?	1.2613	0.04909	111	86	21	4
706	I can't see the carpaccio.	1.2613	0.04090	111	88	20	3
707	We should've asked for straws.	1.2609	0.05545	92	72	16	4
708	We probably should have requested a high-top	1.2609	0.04636	115	88	24	3
709	Well… I mean… it’s just that ‘forever’ seems like such a long commitment…	1.2604	0.04966	96	73	21	2
710	I think this time machine thing to take us to 2023 was a mistake.	1.2604	0.05782	96	77	13	6
711	Why the sauropuss?	1.2600	0.05966	100	82	10	8
712	You're going to love the extra long straws.	1.2596	0.05633	104	84	13	7
713	Do you ALWAYS have to say 'we'll start with a couple of longnecks?	1.2593	0.04810	108	83	22	3
714	I waited forever to get a reservation	1.2588	0.05835	85	67	14	4
715	Hand me the spoon please	1.2581	0.05902	93	75	12	6
716	You decide what to order. My brain is the size of a walnut.	1.2581	0.05902	93	75	12	6
717	...That was a tall order dear	1.2581	0.05492	93	73	16	4
718	I really feel like we should have sat at the high tables, Greg.	1.2581	0.04811	93	70	22	1
719	Did you order the Long Neck Clams?	1.2577	0.04922	97	74	21	2
720	I thought you'd be taller...	1.2577	0.05340	97	76	17	4
721	On a first date necking is as far as I go.	1.2576	0.05115	132	108	14	10
722	Good thing we’re above all that noise	1.2574	0.05200	101	79	18	4
723	Climate Change is nonsense.	1.2574	0.05387	101	80	16	5
724	It takes so long for me to feel that I’m full.	1.2569	0.04947	109	85	20	4
725	At least we'll be able to see if your wife walks in.	1.2569	0.05438	109	88	14	7
726	Shouldn't you have an Adam's apple?	1.2566	0.05301	113	91	15	7
727	Nessy, pay more attention to me. It’s like I don’t even exist to you.	1.2564	0.05028	117	93	18	6
728	I can't believe we've lasted this long.	1.2561	0.05706	82	64	15	3
729	6ft neck? Looks more like 5’11	1.2561	0.05964	82	65	13	4
730	Since it is impossible to find a well balanced meal or a suitable table, we may go extinct.	1.2558	0.04159	129	104	20	5
731	This paleo diet is really working.	1.2556	0.05600	90	71	15	4
732	Did she say “microgreens”?	1.2556	0.05373	90	70	17	3
733	Of course, I won't know till next week whether this dish gives me heartburn.	1.2553	0.05226	94	73	18	3
734	It was the only restaurant with a high enough ceiling.	1.2553	0.04768	94	71	22	1
735	Your zipper's down.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
736	Sure glad you like to neck...	1.2549	0.05340	102	83	13	6
737	I think life insurance is important. Who knows what the future holds.	1.2549	0.05340	102	81	16	5
738	I just realized our arms aren't long enough.	1.2549	0.05155	102	80	18	4
739	The review said "Perfect for a long lunch"	1.2549	0.04963	102	79	20	3
740	Greg, the we should go easy on the edibles next time	1.2549	0.05518	102	82	14	6
741	When you retrieve the salad, please bring me up a roll.	1.2547	0.05372	106	85	15	6
742	Really, Harold? I can’t even see the waiter!	1.2545	0.04907	110	86	20	4
743	I'm glad we can see eye, to eye on that my dear	1.2544	0.05109	114	91	17	6
744	If you ask for a straw I'm leaving.	1.2542	0.05272	118	98	11	9
745	We should have accepted to sit at those high tables.	1.2542	0.04842	118	93	20	5
746	I grew up in Pangea. It’s nice and all, but I wouldn’t call it a ‘super’ continent.	1.2530	0.05899	83	66	13	4
747	In a place like this we're vegetarians, not herbivores.	1.2529	0.05944	87	70	12	5
748	I haven’t been out on a date since the Cretaceous Period	1.2529	0.05476	87	68	16	3
749	That was a good meal. What do you say we end it with a couple of Fireballs?	1.2527	0.05086	91	72	16	3
750	I don’t like the way the waiter looked at me when I asked for a straw.	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
751	How about a glass of swamp water to finish the night off.	1.2527	0.05762	91	73	13	5
752	Ugh, I forgot to ask for a straw.	1.2527	0.05321	91	71	17	3
753	I told you we should have waited for a high top.	1.2526	0.05593	95	76	14	5
754	Splashguards.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
755	Maybe it's time we began looking in different directions	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
756	Does this dress make my arms look short?	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
757	I heard the service here was terrible, but at this rate we'll be extinct before we get the main course.	1.2526	0.05177	95	74	18	3
758	The babysitter said she’s call if the kids hatch.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
759	It's been ages since we last did this.	1.2526	0.05389	95	75	16	4
760	I admire how the Jurassic world movie series showcase dinosaur diversity and inclusivity.	1.2526	0.05790	95	77	12	6
761	I had to wait eons for this reservation.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
762	Let's ask them to play some classic rock.	1.2525	0.04147	99	75	24	0
763	I don’t think we can go any longer like this.	1.2525	0.05245	99	78	17	4
764	Pfft, they call these martini glasses long stemmed?	1.2525	0.05438	99	79	15	5
765	I have no appetite. I'm still getting over the shock to find out that we were adopted and that our birth mother was a giraffe.	1.2524	0.05808	103	85	10	8
766	Well, I’m not STRICTLY vegan. I’ll have the occasional coelacanth.	1.2524	0.05110	103	81	18	4
767	You haven't noticed my new pedicure.	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
768	We really do look alike?	1.2523	0.04618	107	84	20	3
769	The braised tree’s always good	1.2523	0.05159	107	85	17	5
770	If that waiter takes any longer we’ll be extinct	1.2523	0.05349	111	90	14	7
771	How do they expect us to eat this?	1.2500	0.04722	116	91	21	4
772	Yeah, the gingko leaves and pine cones were excellent. But sometimes I just want to sink my teeth into a big juicy burger.	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
773	Hello! My eyes are up here.	1.2500	0.05248	104	83	16	5
774	I specifically asked not be seated next to the tar pits.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
775	We've been sitting here for 20 minutes. Where the hell is that Dodo waiter?	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
776	You're taller in your pictures	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
777	This relationship isn't evolving	1.2500	0.05130	96	75	18	3
778	You're blocking my view	1.2500	0.04480	104	79	24	1
779	Thank God we don’t exist.	1.2500	0.05541	96	77	14	5
780	It has taken us so long to find each other. Eons, really.	1.2500	0.05492	92	73	15	4
781	We were having such a nice dinner then you started bringing up extinction again.	1.2500	0.05837	84	67	13	4
782	With these short arms, I don’t see us adapting to this environment.	1.2500	0.06101	88	72	10	6
783	You're sure you've performed the Heinlich?	1.2500	0.05030	116	93	17	6
784	I never knew that you liked piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.	1.2500	0.05421	88	69	16	3
785	Let's not come here again. The food is terrible, and the forks are so short!	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
786	I wish they’d bring the bill already. These stiff chairs are giving me-a-saurus.	1.2500	0.05764	80	63	14	3
787	We don’t HAVE to be herbivores, you know	1.2500	0.05175	88	68	18	2
788	Did you have trouble hearing the specials?	1.2500	0.05116	108	86	17	5
789	Doesn't it seem that wherever we go they are short staffed.	1.2500	0.05389	100	80	15	5
790	Without opposable thumbs, how do we eat this stuff?	1.2500	0.04830	112	88	20	4
791	Thanks for finding a place without ceiling fans, Honey....	1.2500	0.05067	104	82	18	4
792	Finally, a table where the flower arrangement isn’t blocking our view.	1.2500	0.05198	100	79	17	4
793	Let's stick our necks out & share an order of jalapeño poppers.	1.2478	0.05263	113	92	14	7
794	Could you ask for a straw?	1.2478	0.05411	113	93	12	8
795	Do you think we qualify for the early bird discount?	1.2477	0.05399	109	89	13	7
796	Can you believe, no high-tops.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
797	Did the waiter say the special is meatier or meteor?	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
798	After dinner let's neck.	1.2475	0.05341	101	81	15	5
799	Shall we order the long neck clams?	1.2475	0.05152	101	80	17	4
800	I think I'm choking on three grapes. Maybe four.	1.2474	0.05682	97	79	12	6
801	It’s just that your online profile said you were 30 feet tall.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
802	You feed me, and I'll feed you.	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
803	Honest to God, Bert, one more "a meteor is gonna hit before that waiter gets back with our check" joke and I'm leaving you.	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
804	Why do you always get all bent out of shape when we eat at this restaurant?	1.2474	0.04867	97	75	20	2
805	Just once could you order a beer without saying 'Give me a long neck'?	1.2474	0.05490	97	78	14	5
806	Maybe we should ask for a high table?	1.2474	0.05290	97	77	16	4
807	Why are we at the kids table again?	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
808	It's just so nice to talk to someone who's on my level for once.	1.2473	0.05220	93	73	17	3
809	Do you think they forgot about us because we’re vegan?	1.2473	0.05439	93	74	15	4
810	I hope the valet remembers to shut the sunroof.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
811	You never take me to graze in the swamp any more.	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
812	We should have asked for a high top table.	1.2472	0.05600	89	71	14	4
813	Does this outfit make my neck look long?	1.2472	0.05124	89	69	18	2
814	It’s not your fault, we just can’t both have our head in the clouds	1.2472	0.04868	89	68	20	1
815	I am starving to death.	1.2471	0.06241	85	70	9	6
816	Glad you could find a place with at least one plant-based entree on the menu.	1.2471	0.05527	85	67	15	3
817	…but sweetheart, they CAN’T talk down to you.	1.2469	0.05966	81	65	12	4
818	Name our son Cole? I don't know why but it seems ironic.	1.2469	0.06462	81	67	8	6
819	Could you tell me if I've finished my dinner?	1.2459	0.04981	122	99	16	7
820	Ok,we need to see this eye to eye.	1.2456	0.04589	114	89	22	3
821	Of course you are on the paleo diet.	1.2455	0.05196	110	89	15	6
822	Your profile said you were taller.	1.2451	0.04914	102	80	19	3
823	I liked the greens in the swamp much better than these.	1.2451	0.05107	102	81	17	4
824	I’m sorry, Steve. I’m just not ready to take this to the next level.	1.2449	0.05242	98	78	16	4
825	66 million years and we're still at the kids' table.	1.2449	0.05629	98	80	12	6
826	Long night, eh?	1.2449	0.04601	98	79	16	3
827	If this is how evolution works I'm out.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
828	I wish they had more plant-based options.	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
829	It's always about Brontosaur-you and never about Brontosaur-us ."	1.2447	0.05387	94	77	12	5
830	You’re a great guy, Ted. I’m just not sensing a future for us.	1.2447	0.05171	94	74	17	3
831	I think we should try to see other people	1.2447	0.05387	94	75	15	4
832	Be honest. How do you think I'd look in a turtleneck?	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
833	I'm afraid that our tastes have evolved faster than we have.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
834	Sadly,after all that hype,the plant-based options are fairly uninspiring	1.2444	0.04822	90	69	20	1
835	The first lesson in civilizing us is putting fork and spoon to mouth.	1.2444	0.05978	90	74	10	6
836	The necklace is nice, I just can't see myself wearing it.	1.2444	0.05765	90	73	12	5
837	I'm sorry, but I just have a bad feeling about making any long-term commitments.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
838	The salads are great, they bring the trees right to the table.	1.2444	0.05314	90	71	16	3
839	Can you tell me what I ordered, so hard to see from way up here.	1.2442	0.06175	86	71	9	6
840	Ever since Covid, whenever we go out in formal attire I feel people look at us like we're prehistoric.	1.2442	0.05470	86	68	15	3
841	I feel our server was being a little short with us.	1.2442	0.05214	86	67	17	2
842	If you had really been in “Jurassic Park,” they would have given us a better table.	1.2439	0.05366	82	64	16	2
843	What do you think will come first: the entrees or the meteor?	1.2439	0.06622	82	69	6	7
844	We might be fossilized by the time this waiter comes.	1.2436	0.05221	78	60	17	1
845	I may be a dinosaur, but I am NOT too old to pull off a plunging neckline, Harold!	1.2436	0.05531	78	61	15	2
846	You looked taller in your profile photos.	1.2436	0.06103	78	63	11	4
847	This is not the elevated dining experience it was made out to be.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
848	The portions are really small.	1.2432	0.04992	111	89	17	5
849	Sweetheart, of course the portions look small.	1.2432	0.04473	111	86	23	2
850	Don't look up.	1.2430	0.05116	107	86	16	5
851	Has anyone ever told you you’re heads above the rest?	1.2430	0.05285	107	87	14	6
852	I'll have the salad bar as appetizer	1.2427	0.05063	103	82	17	4
853	The food may be great, but the service is so Neanderthal.	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
854	I know your success has happened quickly Joel but can we please stop referring to it as meteoric?	1.2427	0.05426	103	84	13	6
855	Does this necklace make my throat look big?	1.2424	0.04992	99	78	18	3
856	So you're Sagittarius? gulp	1.2424	0.05390	99	80	14	5
857	I absolutely love the high vaulted ceilings	1.2424	0.05195	99	79	16	4
858	I've never dated another vegan before.	1.2421	0.05337	95	76	15	4
859	I hacked up a gastrolith in here last week and took out 3 pterodactyls!	1.2421	0.04899	95	74	19	2
860	I'm over the small plates.	1.2421	0.05122	95	75	17	3
861	Sorry, I was told it was a high end restaurant...shall we take turns?	1.2418	0.05918	91	75	10	6
862	You'd think a place this nice would have ferns on the menu.	1.2418	0.06121	91	76	8	7
863	Don’t look now, but Barney is three tables over.	1.2414	0.05161	87	68	17	2
864	Oh, don't spoil me, Carl! Those trees outside would've been fine.	1.2414	0.04895	87	67	19	1
865	Is necking all you think about?	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
866	At least we can see eye to eye.	1.2414	0.04992	116	94	16	6
867	Steve, we can’t let the other herbivores see us eating at a steak house”	1.2414	0.05414	87	69	15	3
868	If we eat at the same time, won’t we bump heads?	1.2411	0.04787	112	89	19	4
869	Ohhhh, “METEOR!” I thought you were saying “meatier,” that’s why I kept ordering more steaks.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
870	I know it’s impolite to slouch when I eat, but I was born with really short arms.	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
871	Cheeky server with his trite 'tall order' sarcasm !	1.2410	0.05836	83	67	12	4
872	Doesn’t everybody dress for dinner?	1.2410	0.05579	83	66	14	3
873	Feels like we were just on this planet	1.2407	0.04720	108	85	20	3
874	That’s a tough nut to swallow…	1.2405	0.06297	79	65	9	5
875	Relax. One little amuse bouche doesn't make us meat eaters.	1.2405	0.05164	79	61	17	1
876	No, Gerald, the tie doesn't make your neck look weird.	1.2405	0.06033	79	64	11	4
877	I am glad we are on the same page about kids, Harold. Does the world really need more Dinosaurs?	1.2405	0.05758	79	63	13	3
878	No, I don’t think a bow tie would have made your neck look too short.	1.2404	0.05020	104	83	17	4
879	It’s nice enough, but I believe this restaurant is beneath us.	1.2404	0.04830	104	82	19	3
880	It tasted good, but it hasn't hit my stomach yet.	1.2400	0.05341	100	81	14	5
881	I am planning to go into museums. What about you?	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
882	Get a cocktail. The Cretaceous Period ends tomorrow.	1.2396	0.04854	96	75	19	2
883	It’s just nice to meet someone at my level	1.2396	0.05490	96	78	13	5
884	I thought you said the food at this restaurant was elevated	1.2393	0.05100	117	96	14	7
885	My family is from Loch Ness as well.	1.2391	0.05212	92	73	16	3
886	No, YOU ask for longer straws	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
887	Doorways and ceiling fans. You?	1.2391	0.05651	92	75	12	5
888	Yeah, I got a friend who's also one of those Meteor Conspiracy nuts.	1.2389	0.04913	113	91	17	5
889	Why does the air conditioner always blow right down my neck?	1.2386	0.05598	88	71	13	4
890	We might be extinct by the time they bring the main course.	1.2386	0.05826	88	72	11	5
891	I know my profile says that I’m an Apatasaurus, but I still prefer to be called Brontasaurus. Hope you’re cool with that.	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
892	Do you think they have any extra-long forks?	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
893	Be Honest Does this necklace make my neck look fat?	1.2386	0.05110	88	69	17	2
894	You look shorter than your profile.	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
895	Did you read that article I sent you about something called an ‘asteroid’ heading towards Earth? Could you imagine?	1.2386	0.05359	88	70	15	3
896	Why the long neck Wendy?	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
897	You should bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food.	1.2385	0.05197	109	89	14	6
898	Is it too much to look at my body once in awhile?	1.2381	0.04789	105	83	19	3
899	Don't look, but are those the Hunters?	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
900	I hear that one of our own made it to Speaker of the House.	1.2381	0.05773	84	68	12	4
901	Oh parking was easy to find. I have a sunroof.	1.2381	0.05501	105	87	11	7
902	Well, I can’t lift the glass the plates or the cutlery. The staff keep stepping on our tales, and we keep hitting our heads on the lighting! Nice job Bob!	1.2381	0.06017	84	69	10	5
903	I’m usually home before I know if the food is good or not.	1.2381	0.05519	84	67	14	3
904	You’re wearing your tie wrong. It needs to go below your chin.	1.2381	0.05253	84	66	16	2
905	Anniversary or not, if we end up in "The Far Side" again, I'm leaving you, Sidney.	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
906	I like that you're never afraid to stick your neck out!	1.2376	0.05477	101	83	12	6
907	Why do they always seat us at an outdoor table?	1.2376	0.05293	101	82	14	5
908	do you think they'll bring us a salad or the whole tree	1.2375	0.06225	80	66	9	5
909	I love you	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
910	Next time we'll bring our own table"	1.2375	0.05108	80	62	17	1
911	5 million years was just too big an age difference for my last boyfriend.	1.2375	0.06474	80	67	7	6
912	I guess we were supposed to order with the QR code?	1.2375	0.05694	80	64	13	3
913	Every night, I pray for longer arms.	1.2371	0.04810	97	76	19	2
914	Lingering aftertaste?	1.2371	0.05439	97	79	13	5
915	You looked taller in your profile picture.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
916	I told you we should have reserved a high-top.	1.2371	0.05633	97	80	11	6
917	Each time you order corn on the cob, I die a little inside.	1.2371	0.05238	97	78	15	4
918	It’s been too long.	1.2368	0.05884	76	61	12	3
919	How much do we tip if the server is extinct?	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
920	I remember when ordering a salad was affordable	1.2368	0.05578	76	60	14	2
921	Hard to see eye to eye with this generation	1.2368	0.04909	76	58	18	0
922	It was either online dating or extinction	1.2366	0.05596	93	76	12	5
923	I’m glad more restaurants are having vegetarian offerings.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
924	The review said ‘small plates.’ Didn’t mention the tables and chairs.”	1.2366	0.05801	93	77	10	6
925	Stop complaining. It's winter, and you know this is the only place with high ceilings.	1.2366	0.04930	93	73	18	2
926	Ok Archie, don’t look but my Tyrannosaurus ex just walked in this restaurant.	1.2366	0.05162	93	74	16	3
927	Did you remember our reusable straws?	1.2364	0.04990	110	89	16	5
928	Is it just me or do you think that waiter tasted funny?	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
929	Good job finding a vegetarian joint with high ceilings.	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
930	Tell me again what they call those tall beer bottles we like.	1.2360	0.05305	89	71	15	3
931	Really? Oysters Rockefeller?	1.2360	0.05541	89	72	13	4
932	We finally have time alone, and all we do is talk about our eggs.	1.2360	0.05059	89	70	17	2
933	I'm not disappointed, I just thought you would be taller.	1.2358	0.04935	106	85	17	4
934	Well, at least we’re on the same level.	1.2358	0.04749	106	84	19	3
935	I've run out of small talk. Wanna neck?	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
936	Let's party like its 65 million BC.	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
937	You ate the waiter??	1.2353	0.05461	85	68	14	3
938	I don't think opposable thumbs will help.	1.2353	0.05058	102	82	16	4
939	I want swamp water, but I like saying ‘Pinot Grigio.’	1.2353	0.05198	85	67	16	2
940	I think we need to go with the seafood tower.	1.2353	0.06183	85	71	8	6
941	I don't think our waiter heard our order	1.2353	0.05712	85	69	12	4
942	You need to say something about the velociraptors getting the window table.	1.2348	0.04836	115	93	17	5
943	I used to look down on places like this	1.2347	0.05389	98	80	13	5
944	And then she complained I was rubbernecking	1.2346	0.05898	81	66	11	4
945	Some say we look alike. But I don't see it.	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
946	I HATE SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH MY STEP DAD!	1.2346	0.05630	81	65	13	3
947	ARE YOU CALLING ME A HIGH TALKER?	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
948	How long have we been here?	1.2340	0.05332	94	76	14	4
949	I used to come here all the time in the Mesozoic Era.	1.2340	0.04884	94	74	18	2
950	Now I remember why we never eat out.	1.2338	0.05514	77	61	14	2
951	Should we ask for straws?	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
952	Why yes, I am transgender - how did you know?	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
953	Where do you see yourself 50,000 years from now?	1.2333	0.05253	90	72	15	3
954	Well I for one am proud to look like we’re from a bygone era.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
955	I may be full. I'll tell you in 5 minutes.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
956	Darn; I forgot to ask for straws.	1.2333	0.05009	90	71	17	2
957	Of course it's vegetarian. And I can't wait to sample the exotic low-hanging fruit	1.2333	0.04694	120	97	18	5
958	So romantic. Yes, I would love to go watch the meteor shower.	1.2333	0.05485	90	73	13	4
959	Look, I'm not asking you to stick your neck out.	1.2330	0.05380	103	85	12	6
960	Why do they always seat us outside?	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
961	Talk about slow. I hope dessert comes before we're extinct.	1.2329	0.06327	73	60	9	4
962	Remember when you said I had my head in the clouds !	1.2329	0.05349	73	57	15	1
963	It’s harder to read the menu once you’re 65 million.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
964	Well? You didn’t even mention my new dress.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
965	I'm still hungry.	1.2326	0.05145	86	68	16	2
966	I can hardly wait for your next great idea.	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
967	Just remember, the Heimlich maneuver probably won't work.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
968	Dibs on the flower.	1.2326	0.05652	86	70	12	4
969	Does no one ever think to clean the tops of the chandeliers?	1.2326	0.05404	86	69	14	3
970	I do have good manners, but by the time I get the fork to my mouth, all the food has fallen off .	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
971	We should've asked for the long forks.	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
972	A hiss is just a hiss, a high is just a high.	1.2323	0.05142	99	80	15	4
973	Is everyone staring at my necklace or is it me?	1.2323	0.04725	99	78	19	2
974	The food looked hot when it arrived, don’t know why it feels so cold in my mouth…	1.2323	0.05339	99	81	13	5
975	Yes, I'm a vegetarian too.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
976	We finally retire only to learn the Jurassic Period is coming to an end.	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
977	I just don't see us evolving together"	1.2317	0.05291	82	65	15	2
978	Sure,being in a Spielberg film was good for my career,but I really wanted to do more theater.	1.2317	0.06086	82	68	9	5
979	Somehow I can't wrap my mind around what you just said.	1.2317	0.05833	82	67	11	4
980	This is nice, but I actually prefer browsing the vegetation.	1.2317	0.06328	82	69	7	6
981	Give me ten minutes, I just swallowed.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
982	I mean, it’s the Cretaceous Period. You’d think they’d have a vegetarian option in this day and age.	1.2316	0.05065	95	76	16	3
983	Would you mind if I stepped back 20 feet and put my hands on the floor when the food comes?	1.2316	0.05281	95	77	14	4
984	Do you ever get the feeling that people are staring at you?	1.2315	0.04853	108	87	17	4
985	This is how our ancestors became extinct.	1.2315	0.05028	108	88	15	5
986	8’10” is not 9’, Simon.	1.2315	0.05197	108	89	13	6
987	How is it possible that I can’t get the waiters’ attention?	1.2308	0.06068	91	77	7	7
988	You're shorter than you look in your photos.	1.2308	0.05431	91	74	13	4
989	Harold, you do realize that all the other brontosauruses are seated at high tables.	1.2308	0.04708	91	71	19	1
990	I like the high ceiling.	1.2308	0.04779	104	83	18	3
991	But you know I love lobster! What was so difficult about asking for a bib?	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
992	Why would our waiter suggest prime ribs? Everyone knows we're vegetarians.	1.2308	0.06031	78	64	10	4
993	When the check arrives, please don't have dinosaur arms."	1.2308	0.05451	78	62	14	2
994	Unless you ordered a tree, there’s no way they’re getting the food up here.	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
995	I’ve longed for this moment alone with you.	1.2308	0.04961	91	72	17	2
996	This dinner isn't the only thing not going to work out	1.2308	0.05201	91	73	15	3
997	Honey, straighten your tie. People are staring.	1.2308	0.06301	78	65	8	5
998	I’m sorry, but it’s going to take a long time to digest this	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
999	Maybe we should neck up to the bar.	1.2300	0.05291	100	82	13	5
1000	Give it a minute to go down, I’ll tell you if there’s dairy in it.	1.2300	0.04894	100	80	17	3
1001	was that waiter being short with us?	1.2300	0.04462	100	78	21	1
1002	Okay, you were right. We should have opted for the high-top.	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
1003	But I thought you were an herbivore?!?	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
1004	How do you get YOUR food in your mouth?	1.2299	0.05348	87	70	14	3
1005	You ate the waiter. Now what?	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1006	It’s ironic how plant based menus are finally in vogue	1.2299	0.05092	87	69	16	2
1007	Stuart, I just don’t feel that our relationship is evolving	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1008	I thought this ‘high class dining’ would be different.	1.2299	0.05593	87	71	12	4
1009	What’s your elevator speech?	1.2297	0.05945	74	60	11	3
1010	Just remember to bring the food to your mouth, not your mouth to the food.	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
1011	Why are you looking at me as if a meteorite is about to hit you?	1.2297	0.06249	74	61	9	4
1012	Enough with postmodernism, David. I’m telling you; this is world is as real as it comes.	1.2294	0.04250	109	85	23	1
1013	Sorry,Oscar, but I've always wanted someone taller than me.	1.2292	0.04794	96	76	18	2
1014	Should I just stick my neck out and grab a waiter?	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
1015	The only thing I want here is the tree in the courtyard.	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1016	I prefer a more elevated cuisine	1.2289	0.05235	83	66	15	2
1017	"How's the weather up there?" Really? That joke's older than we are.	1.2289	0.05769	83	68	11	4
1018	What’s new in your neck of the woods	1.2289	0.05508	83	67	13	3
1019	I'll have the Jurassic Pork!	1.2283	0.04913	92	73	17	2
1020	Why do they always bring us a Vegan menu ?	1.2283	0.05377	92	75	13	4
1021	You need to get your head out of the clouds,George!	1.2283	0.05595	92	76	11	5
1022	Its a shooting star, make a wish	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
1023	What do you mean you don’t want kids because of climate change? That’s silly.	1.2278	0.05390	79	63	14	2
1024	Do you think this dress makes my neck look long?	1.2278	0.05961	79	65	10	4
1025	Could you pass the salt?	1.2278	0.05683	79	64	12	3
1026	You looked taller in the picture...	1.2273	0.05294	88	71	14	3
1027	It’s down there somewhere.	1.2273	0.05535	88	72	12	4
1028	These old clothes make us look like dinosaurs.	1.2273	0.05766	88	73	10	5
1029	I know work has been tough at the quarry, dear. Would it be easier for you if Mr. Flintstone lost some weight?	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
1030	Thank you. My eyes are up here, fella.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1031	Pray we won’t need a Heimlich, you remember last time.	1.2268	0.05386	97	80	12	5
1032	I'm so tired of people yelling, 'Down in front!', when we're at the movies.	1.2268	0.04971	97	78	16	3
1033	Gosh, it’s so refreshing to meet someone I see eye-to-eye with.	1.2268	0.04518	97	76	20	1
1034	Dear, we are older and our children call us dinosaurs, but we deserve some happiness before we fade into extinction.	1.2267	0.05558	75	60	13	2
1035	This table makes it very romantic but how are we supposed to eat?	1.2264	0.05240	106	88	12	6
1036	Do you think we can ask for longer forks?	1.2264	0.04503	106	84	20	2
1037	We can't afford to move to Aspen, think of our scarf budget alone!	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1038	Finally we can see eye to eye.	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1039	- You didn't touch your food! - What food?	1.2262	0.05179	84	67	15	2
1040	You and your 'finger food'...	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1041	Our life is good. I can’t imagine anything ever changing that.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1042	I think I stepped on our waiter.	1.2262	0.05449	84	68	13	3
1043	You sure this new diet drug is healthy?	1.2258	0.05100	93	75	15	3
1044	I told you to reserve a high top!	1.2258	0.04619	93	73	19	1
1045	Our relationship has been hit by an extinction-level event...but you'll always be my "thunder lizard".	1.2258	0.05325	93	76	13	4
1046	Dessert? I’m still swallowing the appetizers.	1.2255	0.05196	102	84	13	5
1047	We may be extinct before he drops off the check.	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1048	Should we try the low-hanging fruit?	1.2255	0.04808	102	82	17	3
1049	I fucked your bother.	1.2255	0.05380	102	85	11	6
1050	Evolution is overrated.	1.2254	0.05743	71	57	12	2
1051	Don’t look now, but the Smiths just walked in	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
1052	Those little-neck clams sure sound good.	1.2252	0.04904	111	91	15	5
1053	Do you know if they served us yet?	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1054	Let’s ask for straws.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1055	Is that your second Grasshopper?	1.2250	0.06408	80	68	6	6
1056	Sometimes I think good manners are going extinct.	1.2250	0.05329	80	64	14	2
1057	This might be our only chance to try the pre-extinction special.	1.2250	0.05024	80	63	16	1
1058	Honey, that was a tall order.	1.2250	0.05618	80	65	12	3
1059	the mai tai just isn’t the same without the tiny umbrella	1.2250	0.05893	80	66	10	4
1060	I wonder why they never offer us indoor seating.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
1061	I hear this place has some great paleo options.	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1062	I told you they didn’t serve trees at The Palm!	1.2247	0.05707	89	74	10	5
1063	Every time we order beer, he smirks and says there’s a special on long necks.”	1.2247	0.04449	89	69	20	0
1064	Let's skip the low-hanging fruit tonight.	1.2247	0.04990	89	71	16	2
1065	No wonder we're extinct	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1066	‘Trust me honey, the leaves here are to die for.’	1.2247	0.05478	89	73	12	4
1067	We’re gonna need a bigger table.	1.2247	0.05240	89	72	14	3
1068	I just don't think the waiter heard us.	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1069	I told you eating here would be a stretch.	1.2245	0.04925	98	79	16	3
1070	It was nice of them to seat us outside	1.2245	0.05135	98	80	14	4
1071	Your browser history, Camels?! Giraffes?! What do they have that I don’t?!	1.2245	0.05716	98	83	8	7
1072	I really appreciate having someone who speaks and listens on my level.	1.2243	0.05196	107	89	12	6
1073	I took them long enough to seat us, but at least we got a table with a view	1.2243	0.04659	107	88	15	4
1074	Finally, a restaurant without ceiling fans.	1.2237	0.05493	76	61	13	2
1075	Wonder if they could move our table outside under a tree ...	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
1076	Pronouncing French menu items is hard with a brain the size of a walnut.	1.2237	0.06098	76	63	9	4
1077	I prefer haute cuisine.	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1078	If they drain the swamp, where does that put us?	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1079	When did you first notice me?	1.2235	0.05391	85	69	13	3
1080	I don’t know which fork to use, either.	1.2235	0.04844	85	67	17	1
1081	I have tried to live by that thing Michelle Obama said — ‘when they go low we go high’ — but frankly it’s increasingly harder.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1082	It's nice to finally meet someone on my level.	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1083	So, Digby, where do you see yourself in 65 million years?	1.2235	0.05125	85	68	15	2
1084	Are we vegan or vegetarian?	1.2234	0.04820	94	75	17	2
1085	Ugh, this place is sooo Pleistoceney	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1086	Two long necks please 🍻	1.2234	0.05486	94	78	11	5
1087	I've always enjoyed our elevated conversations	1.2234	0.05273	94	77	13	4
1088	I’m glad that we see eye to eye on this	1.2234	0.05052	94	76	15	3
1089	I'm so hungry I could eat a giraffe.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1090	This is so much nicer than that dinner cruise that Noah-somebody offered.”	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
1091	The giraffe sounds good.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
1092	Pass the salt.	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1093	It seems like ages since we last did this.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
1094	We're always seated next to the bathroom.	1.2222	0.05672	72	58	12	2
1095	That waitress was staring at us. Are you sure we haven't met herbivore?	1.2222	0.05188	90	73	14	3
1096	Why are our arms so short?	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1097	Which do you think will go extinct first…you or the necktie?	1.2222	0.06007	72	59	10	3
1098	Let's not let another era go by before we have a date night.	1.2222	0.04969	81	66	13	2
1099	Just once, I'd like to get a table near the tar pit.	1.2222	0.05827	81	67	10	4
1100	Salad, salad, salad. Eight-five courses, and it's always salad.	1.2222	0.05556	81	66	12	3
1101	All those jokes about T-Rex and his short arms. Boy, don't we look silly.	1.2222	0.04941	90	72	16	2
1102	This won’t end well	1.2222	0.04665	99	79	18	2
1103	I want this to work too but sometimes it feels like we’re living in the past.	1.2222	0.04969	81	64	16	1
1104	It's nice to finally meet someone with whom I see eye-to-eye.	1.2222	0.05423	90	74	12	4
1105	Shall we order little necks?	1.2212	0.04523	104	83	19	2
1106	Longer forks or lower ceilings.	1.2211	0.05223	95	78	13	4
1107	Wanna neck?	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1108	I think all this asteroid nonsense is just the government trying to scare us.	1.2209	0.05825	86	72	9	5
1109	Did you see the smirk on the hostess's face when she asked if we preferred indoors or outdoors?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1110	This was nice for a change, but I still prefer the all-you-can-eat salad bar.	1.2209	0.05335	86	72	10	4
1111	What did he mean, "I hope you enjoy your last meal"?	1.2209	0.05585	86	71	11	4
1112	Please tell me your time machine can go backward.	1.2209	0.05072	86	69	15	2
1113	I'm eyeing the centerpiece.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1114	I hope the beers are long necks.	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1115	So glad we paid for the extra neck room.	1.2209	0.04794	86	68	17	1
1116	Do you think they’ll shame us if we ask for straws?	1.2209	0.05335	86	70	13	3
1117	Can I eat the centerpiece?	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1118	Mezzanine, second table over. The frittata is sublime and they're not looking.	1.2208	0.06026	77	64	9	4
1119	Your profile said you’d be taller.	1.2208	0.05429	77	62	13	2
1120	You can't see it from up here, but I'm wearing a really cute dress and I painted my toenails to match.	1.2206	0.05482	68	54	13	1
1121	We need to have a long talk.	1.2206	0.05869	68	55	11	2
1122	Your kidding! All mine are extinct too	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
1123	And Dear, please don’t talk down to the waiter this time	1.2200	0.05041	100	82	14	4
1124	I often feel a bit alien in this world.	1.2200	0.04837	100	81	16	3
1125	Let's try standing at the bar.	1.2198	0.05369	91	75	12	4
1126	I think I just laid an egg.	1.2198	0.05591	91	76	10	5
1127	I'm a Sagittarius, and scarves trigger me.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
1128	Well I can’t read the menu from here either!	1.2198	0.05136	91	74	14	3
1129	These omnivore sized tables are a pain in my neck.	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
1130	Isn’t it nice to get out of the museum once in a while?	1.2198	0.04893	91	73	16	2
1131	Did you just ask me if I have a gag reflex?	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1132	I prefer to date taller men.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1133	I’m still swallowing last anniversary’s dinner	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1134	I’m not sure we have a future	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1135	Next anniversary, you need to specify roof-top seating if you want to get lucky.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1136	Their Jurrassicc Pork is the best in the City	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1137	No- I don’t know how to get down to eat the salad either.	1.2195	0.05494	82	67	12	3
1138	I’m not sure how much longer we can keep up the ruse that we’re extinct.	1.2195	0.05762	82	68	10	4
1139	I know exactly how you felt. I was 7' 9" in middle school.	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1140	His name is Rodan…we met in Tokyo…	1.2195	0.04916	82	65	16	1
1141	It's a bit warm up here. Should we find a lower table?	1.2195	0.05213	82	66	14	2
1142	Enjoy yourself Honey,we might be extinct one day.	1.2192	0.05602	73	59	12	2
1143	I'm sorry. But I no longer feel the impact.	1.2190	0.04876	105	86	15	4
1144	Yes. I swallow.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1145	Do you think we can ask for straws?	1.2188	0.05581	96	81	9	6
1146	This is the last time you'll select the restaurant.	1.2188	0.05381	96	80	11	5
1147	I thought we were going to go extinct before a table opened up.	1.2188	0.04957	96	78	15	3
1148	This place really is beneath us.	1.2188	0.04730	96	77	17	2
1149	I told you- this world isn't ready for us just yet.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1150	Can you spot our waiter?	1.2184	0.05019	87	70	15	2
1151	I hear there's a lovely meteor shower predicted this evening.	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1152	If you can't stick your neck out for a friend ... what's the point?	1.2184	0.05019	87	72	12	3
1153	Try to act like you exist.	1.2184	0.05763	87	73	9	5
1154	How can we be sure it's plant-based?	1.2184	0.05279	87	71	13	3
1155	I’ve trained a small primate to put my wristwatch on. What do you do?	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
1156	If we have to wait any longer we’ll turn into oil.	1.2179	0.05954	78	65	9	4
1157	Only one necktie tonight David?	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1158	What, exactly, does the museum want us to donate?	1.2179	0.05366	78	63	13	2
1159	Myself, I prefer the tree top restaurants.	1.2178	0.05190	101	84	12	5
1160	And I said “climate change? Ridiculous, we’ll be here forever.”	1.2178	0.04794	101	82	16	3
1161	Please, go ahead and start.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1162	What’s “going Deutch” mean, Sol? Is that one of your jokes again about us going extinct anyway?	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1163	It's just hard to find someone on our level.	1.2174	0.04845	92	74	16	2
1164	I'm just glad you stepped on that butterfly.	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1165	I want to see other dinosaurs.	1.2174	0.06149	69	57	9	3
1166	If we wait any longer for dinner to be served, we’ll be extinct.	1.2174	0.06486	69	58	7	4
1167	Restaurants no longer carry long straws, citing declining demand. It really dampens date night; it’s a viscous cycle.	1.2174	0.05792	69	56	11	2
1168	It’s only my second glass of wine, Alan. Stop breathing down my neck!	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1169	Yes the plants are great here, but the views of the asteroid field are to die for!	1.2174	0.05315	92	76	12	4
1170	I don't usually start necking until the second date.	1.2170	0.04645	106	86	17	3
1171	I agree, turtlenecks draw stares.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1172	We’re going to go extinct waiting for our main courses.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1173	I have to keep telling him, "My eyes are up here."	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1174	Let's eat well and leave good-looking fossils.	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1175	I've never met someone I could see eye to eye with until you.	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
1176	Let’s have it delivered	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1177	What's all this nonsense I hear about an asteroid heading our way?	1.2169	0.05698	83	69	10	4
1178	Give me a few minutes to digest this.	1.2169	0.05434	83	68	12	3
1179	She just never shuts up about it. I’m like, yea, well we’ve been vegan for 145 million years.	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1180	next time get a high top	1.2169	0.05156	83	67	14	2
1181	I forgot my glasses. Just ask for the specials.	1.2169	0.04863	83	66	16	1
1182	By the time it takes me to swallow , we’ll be done eating.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
1183	I'm going back down, do you need anything?	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1184	I thought we should go out in style!	1.2165	0.04910	97	79	15	3
1185	Feels like 100 million years since we've seen our waiter.	1.2165	0.05124	97	80	13	4
1186	No, I don’t want to neck.	1.2162	0.06166	74	62	8	4
1187	What? On our first date? That's REALLY a stretch!	1.2162	0.04818	74	58	16	0
1188	"We'll be extinct by the time dessert arrives..."	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
1189	See if you can catch the waiter's eye.	1.2162	0.05858	74	61	10	3
1190	I have a confession. I’ve been seeing a giraffe on the side.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
1191	You still don't know how to use a QR code?	1.2162	0.05533	74	60	12	2
1192	You say Bronto, I say Apato. 🎶 Let’s call the whole thing off.	1.2162	0.05188	74	59	14	1
1193	The food here is taking really long to reach us.	1.2162	0.04322	111	89	20	2
1194	I like your tie.	1.2159	0.04104	88	70	18	0
1195	This place is top-rated for Paleo.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
1196	Let,s neck	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1197	This place is beneath us.	1.2159	0.04698	88	70	17	1
1198	It’s over. And no, I’m not talking about the huge comet that will soon destroy us all, although in that sense, too, it is over…	1.2159	0.05225	88	72	13	3
1199	I am so full, I think. Actually, I won't know for about 3 hours.	1.2159	0.05927	88	75	7	6
1200	Between the asteroid and the park closing, its been really hard to meet someone.	1.2159	0.05927	88	75	7	6
1201	Luscious love is for top minds.	1.2159	0.04968	88	71	15	2
1202	Do you think our veganism can save the planet?	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1203	I really like you, but I really don't know how long it will last.	1.2157	0.04751	102	83	16	3
1204	I find myself yearning for a steak.	1.2157	0.03848	102	83	18	1
1205	I think I'll try some fish for a change.	1.2157	0.04323	102	84	16	2
1206	I'm so happy to finally meet someone who's on my level.	1.2155	0.04207	116	93	21	2
1207	I thought they would have better vegan options.	1.2152	0.05305	79	64	13	2
1208	How could you let them seat us at the children's table?	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1209	I see how hard you are trying to not stare at my cleavage.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1210	Should we ask for longer forks?	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1211	Don’t look now,but the paparazzi just saurus	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1212	I don’t care what the news said about some asteroid, I just want to know who makes these chairs we can actually sit on!	1.2152	0.05885	79	66	9	4
1213	I don’t understand. The reviews called it an “elevated dining experience”.	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1214	How did you get your tie on without thumbs?	1.2152	0.05603	79	65	11	3
1215	So where's dessert? The waiter's treating us like we're extinct.	1.2151	0.04798	93	77	13	3
1216	Give it another 3 minutes for the food to reach your stomach and you won’t be hungry for dessert.	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
1217	How can you say that we no longer see eye to eye, Ralph?	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
1218	I want a divorce.	1.2151	0.04798	93	75	16	2
1219	I know it's pricey but it's also the only gastrolith pub in town.	1.2151	0.04548	93	74	18	1
1220	my nuts hurts	1.2151	0.05263	93	77	12	4
1221	Why must they always place us at the kiddie table for family gatherings?	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
1222	My eyes are up here, Gerald.	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
1223	This would be a lot more romantic if we could eat what we ordered.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1224	This place hasn’t changed a bit since the early Mesozoic.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1225	call me old fashioned but still enjoy the fine dining experience	1.2143	0.05342	70	56	13	1
1226	Nice place, but I like to see my food before I eat it.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1227	The ambiance is nice but I prefer their tree location.	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1228	Yes, your neck does make your penis look small.	1.2143	0.05885	84	71	8	5
1229	I feel like we’re drifting. Your head is always in the clouds these days.	1.2143	0.05280	98	82	11	5
1230	« Try answering my question again without the dinosplaining »	1.2143	0.05885	84	71	8	5
1231	You can order the steak if you want, dear, but I'll miss you when you're extinct.	1.2143	0.04865	98	80	15	3
1232	Why do the T-Rexes always order off-menu?	1.2143	0.06068	70	58	9	3
1233	Ok, but don’t make it obvious you’re looking.	1.2143	0.05101	84	68	14	2
1234	Come here for the fine dining, they said . I can’t even see my food .	1.2143	0.05375	84	69	12	3
1235	I’m supposed to stop when I’m 80% full.	1.2143	0.05717	70	57	11	2
1236	I can't believe Joyce accused me of talking down to her.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1237	Plant based menu and no ceiling fans? I'd say that's a 5 star review waiting to happen.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1238	I’m just not in a place right now to save our species from extinction.	1.2135	0.05171	89	73	13	3
1239	Could we switch seats? That ceiling fan is blowing right on me!	1.2133	0.06090	75	63	8	4
1240	I told you to ask for a high top!	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
1241	Okay, Brad. I'll bite.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
1242	Turn around but don't make it obvious!	1.2133	0.05127	75	60	14	1
1243	Now we just have to wait 65 million years for our waiter.	1.2133	0.06379	75	64	6	5
1244	It’s a shame you can’t see what I wore for this date.	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1245	We can’t both take the high road	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1246	You know our arms are far to short for using utensils.	1.2133	0.05467	75	61	12	2
1247	How you don’t think it’s obvious when your staring at my breasts is beyond me	1.2133	0.05787	75	62	10	3
1248	It has been a lovely dinner, but I still don't want to go necking with you at the tar pits. I don't know what gave you the idea I was that kind of girl.	1.2128	0.05212	94	78	12	4
1249	I was thinking about Little Neck clams.	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
1250	It’s been millions of years since we’ve dined out. Is it socially acceptable to ask for straws?	1.2128	0.04752	94	76	16	2
1251	Table with a view	1.2128	0.04244	94	74	20	0
1252	Your profile said 8’1”	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
1253	I feel as though the more civilized we become, the less likely we are to survive.	1.2125	0.05539	80	66	11	3
1254	The servings are small, but at it's paleo friendly.	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
1255	I can't believe you're bringing that up now. That was, like, 66 million years ago!	1.2125	0.05817	80	67	9	4
1256	Now remember, dear, when the server comes, don't look down on him!	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
1257	How about a tall drink?	1.2125	0.05245	80	65	13	2
1258	Always remember: The spoon goes to the mouth, not the mouth to the spoon!	1.2125	0.04934	80	64	15	1
1259	It was fine, but maybe not worth the 150 million year wait.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
1260	This is my favorite fine dinosaur restaurant.	1.2121	0.05919	66	54	10	2
1261	Shall we get it to go? I' m feeling a bit of a sore throat and you know how long that could last.	1.2121	0.05030	99	85	9	5
1262	Did I ever tell you my first cousin was a giraffe?	1.2121	0.04372	99	79	19	1
1263	Why don't we just chuck it all, live on a small tropical island and run around naked?	1.2121	0.06301	66	55	8	3
1264	There’s no way that waiter can’t see us	1.2121	0.05030	99	82	13	4
1265	Why they always put us in patio?	1.2121	0.05231	99	83	11	5
1266	Does this dress make my neck look long?	1.2118	0.05047	85	69	14	2
1267	Really! Ruth's Chris? Another Rex suggestion?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
1268	When dinner finally reaches our stomach, we can decide if we have room for dessert.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
1269	I find it hard to swallow why they would seat us at a table like this.	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
1270	After 65 million years it's so nice to find vegan fine dining and drinks served with really long straws?	1.2118	0.05317	85	70	12	3
1271	Do you think my dress makes me look extinct?	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
1272	Seeing eye to eye? Only for dinner.	1.2118	0.04458	85	69	15	1
1273	Soooo….do you know the Heimlich? If not, I’m out.	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
1274	George for the hundredth time I swear that's how you're supposed to wear a tie	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
1275	Howard, do you think the waiter was threatening me with the Lava Cake?	1.2118	0.04762	85	68	16	1
1276	I hope they have a Vegan option	1.2118	0.05575	85	71	10	4
1277	How do we tell Littlefoot about the divorce?	1.2115	0.05053	104	87	12	5
1278	Sure, he was a creationist, but he made me feel so young.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
1279	I forgot to tell the babysitter not to let the kids play near the tar pits.	1.2113	0.05644	71	58	11	2
1280	So you couldn’t get a high top?	1.2113	0.05275	71	57	13	1
1281	I don’t know… what would you choose for your last meal?	1.2111	0.05119	90	76	10	4
1282	Only one flower between the two of us? I hate fine dining.	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
1283	Usually I can't see eye-to-eye with my dates	1.2105	0.04940	95	78	14	3
1284	They always put us at the kid's table.	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
1285	I want to lay eggs with you.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
1286	I wish they had longer utensils.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
1287	I only wish that I had worn high heels.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
1288	But the review said it was an elevated dining experience.	1.2105	0.05374	95	80	10	5
1289	I always get the spaghetti.	1.2105	0.04463	95	76	18	1
1290	Will you stop worrying about that damn meteor?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
1291	On the plus side, it's so much easier to get a table since the extinction.	1.2105	0.06016	76	64	8	4
1292	Why do you keep saying, “This might be our last meal together?”	1.2105	0.05067	76	61	14	1
1293	Are you certain this restaurant is vegetarian?	1.2105	0.04587	95	79	13	3
1294	Do I look fat?	1.2105	0.05161	95	79	12	4
1295	I like you too, but we need to face the fact that our arms are just too short to make this work.	1.2105	0.05402	76	62	12	2
1296	Why did you hesitate when I asked you if this dress made my neck look big?	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
1297	Not another word about climate change.	1.2105	0.05717	76	63	10	3
1298	Of course the other diners saw us!	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
1299	Why are we here? There's no salad bar!	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
1300	Happy 156th million anniversary, darling.	1.2099	0.05187	81	66	13	2
1301	Am I hungry? I haven't had a thing to eat in ages.	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
1302	Fred, I still can’t figure out why you asked for utensils?	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
1303	I think our waiter may have gone extinct.	1.2099	0.06013	81	69	7	5
1304	the soup was nice, but it was cold by the time it reached my mouth	1.2099	0.05476	81	67	11	3
1305	It’ll be another 3 hours before I know if I’m full or not	1.2099	0.05751	81	68	9	4
1306	I think we must be from the same neck of the woods.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
1307	My favorite book is Wuthering Heights. And yours?	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
1308	No soup for me, the spoon is always empty by the time I get it up here.	1.2093	0.05515	86	72	10	4
1309	C’mon honey, we’re above this.	1.2093	0.05261	86	71	12	3
1310	Did you see his face when I said I’m vegan?	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
1311	These drinks are too small. I'll order us a couple of longnecks.	1.2090	0.06568	67	57	6	4
1312	Did the waiter just say his name was Flintstone?"	1.2090	0.06214	67	56	8	3
1313	It feels like ages since we've seen each other.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
1314	Remember we take turns eating	1.2090	0.05839	67	55	10	2
1315	What you're telling me is hard to swallow.	1.2090	0.05438	67	54	12	1
1316	And they said we wouldn't last.	1.2090	0.06904	67	58	4	5
1317	Take it from me they’re just not worth sticking your neck out for	1.2090	0.05004	67	55	11	1
1318	It just doesn't seem like a good time to be starting a family.	1.2088	0.04821	91	74	15	2
1319	Maybe we should have asked for a high top?	1.2088	0.04560	91	73	17	1
1320	You looked taller on Tinder.	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
1321	So you said something about a meteor?	1.2083	0.05573	72	59	11	2
1322	Generous portions my bronto sore ass!	1.2083	0.06542	72	62	5	5
1323	Alright then, genius, how do YOU think we should get this food into our mouths?	1.2083	0.05210	72	58	13	1
1324	Linguine?	1.2083	0.04663	96	78	16	2
1325	When you go low, I’ll go high.	1.2083	0.06235	72	61	7	4
1326	you looked different in your photo.	1.2083	0.05913	72	60	9	3
1327	Almost didn’t recognize you without the beard	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
1328	You know what? You were right. The view here is amazing!	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
1329	Am I full? How would I know?	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
1330	If the salad bar and breadsticks are unlimited, how do they always run out?	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
1331	Now that I feel more evolved, I occasionally sample something from the Small Mammal Appetizers.	1.2078	0.05649	77	64	10	3
1332	Your profile said you were 9’ 7”	1.2078	0.05338	77	63	12	2
1333	You ordered a convertible Uber, right Dan?	1.2078	0.05008	77	64	11	2
1334	I'm certainly not going to stick my neck out and recommend this restaurant!	1.2073	0.05129	82	67	13	2
1335	I'm glad you have a convertible.	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
1336	So, provided a giant rock doesn’t fall out of the sky and kill us both, what are your plans for the future?	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
1337	I’m pretty sure our kids will have long necks as well.	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
1338	Honey, I think I've got something caught in my throat!	1.2073	0.04504	82	67	14	1
1339	Let me know in a few hours if you have room for dessert.	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
1340	I prefer Central Park’s upscale vegan dining.	1.2073	0.05686	82	69	9	4
1341	I guess the algorithm really does work,	1.2073	0.04504	82	65	17	0
1342	Would it kill them to use a larger font on these menus?	1.2073	0.05415	82	68	11	3
1343	I come here for the atmosphere.	1.2073	0.04827	82	66	15	1
1344	We really should have requested a high top	1.2073	0.04827	82	68	12	2
1345	I just realized I forgot our straws in the car	1.2073	0.06193	82	71	5	6
1346	I never thought we'd be compatible.	1.2069	0.05456	87	73	10	4
1347	You think the waiter will see us?	1.2069	0.04942	87	71	14	2
1348	It’s nice to meet someone on my level	1.2069	0.05206	87	72	12	3
1349	I never know how to get the waiters’ attention here.	1.2069	0.04368	87	69	18	0
1350	I hope they serve very tall food or have very long forks.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
1351	Do you really think in a million years anyone will care about our political affiliations?	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
1352	Dining out is a stretch.	1.2065	0.04773	92	75	15	2
1353	This is awkward.	1.2065	0.05017	92	76	13	3
1354	I’ve been thinking about stepping down from the Senate, what are your thoughts?	1.2065	0.05687	92	79	7	6
1355	You looked taller in your picture.	1.2063	0.06054	63	52	9	2
1356	I guess ordering lobster is out of the question.	1.2063	0.06463	63	53	7	3
1357	You stink”. Did you say I stink? No I said , “You’re extinct”	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
1358	I hate it when the entrè arrives before the appetizer reaches my stomach	1.2062	0.04620	97	79	16	2
1359	Just think, hun, what if that asteroid hit us.	1.2062	0.04129	97	77	20	0
1360	Are you on your phone?	1.2062	0.05271	97	82	10	5
1361	They're out of trees.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
1362	The sales rep from Sinclair said we will be stars. I told him we’ll think about it.	1.2059	0.05760	68	56	10	2
1363	I REALLY stuck my neck out to keep this date!!	1.2059	0.05366	68	55	12	1
1364	It's been a long time since I've met someone I can see eye to eye.	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
1365	We’re both vegans Greg, you don’t have to make a big deal out of it.	1.2059	0.04940	68	54	14	0
1366	In a millennia or so, the giraffes will love this place.	1.2056	0.04351	107	87	18	2
1367	I just started digesting yesterday’s breakfast.	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
1368	I think I'm in a state of affairs that's soooo easy—it's difficult.	1.2055	0.06156	73	62	7	4
1369	Your nightmare is a comet hitting the planet.	1.2055	0.04344	73	59	14	0
1370	Well, I'm just glad to be here.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
1371	I don’t do that, actually. I have a very sensitive gag reflex	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
1372	So is it "D-eye-noe" or "Dee-no"?	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
1373	You know this can’t last.	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
1374	I finally got us reservations. But I feel we should have accepted the invite to Noah's boat party.	1.2055	0.05503	73	60	11	2
1375	A steakhouse David, really?	1.2055	0.05839	73	61	9	3
1376	I tried the Paleo diet. Now I'm doing the Mezozoic.	1.2051	0.04950	78	63	14	1
1377	I'm not wearing any shoes." "Me. neither.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
1378	Wait, this is a steak house?	1.2051	0.04224	78	63	15	0
1379	Do you have any idea what we ordered?	1.2051	0.06415	78	68	4	6
1380	It’s wonderful to finally meet someone with whom I can see eye to eye!	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
1381	Wow, if I don't get my meal soon, I'm going to go extinct.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
1382	It's not you, it's the asteroid.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
1383	Why do they always sit us at the kiddie table?	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
1384	Next time let's get a high-top.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
1385	I told you to request a high-top!	1.2051	0.04602	78	62	16	0
1386	It is so great to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with.	1.2051	0.05276	78	64	12	2
1387	I think we’re living proof that if you work hard the top shelf becomes quite accessible.	1.2051	0.05583	78	65	10	3
1388	Do you ever wonder where the natural gas for gas ranges comes from ?	1.2051	0.06150	78	67	6	5
1389	Tastes like chicken.	1.2048	0.04457	83	66	17	0
1390	I've always looked down on all this modern technology too!	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1391	Why did they seat us at the kid's table?	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1392	I wish we had sat at a high top	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1393	You dip down and I'll feed you; then we'll switch.	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
1394	What do you say we splurge for haute cuisine next time?	1.2048	0.05623	83	70	9	4
1395	I don't think we have a future together... or apart.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1396	Don’t be so paranoid. Nothing is going to happen when that meteor hits.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1397	The service is terrific but I am afraid I find the food inedible.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1398	My doctor says I should go paleo.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1399	To be honest, Harold, I knew we weren't going to be able to eat here when I saw the forks.	1.2048	0.05355	83	69	11	3
1400	We could get ice cream... or check out this meteor that's supposed to be visible tonight.	1.2048	0.05073	83	68	13	2
1401	Do you ever get tired of being seated outside?	1.2048	0.04775	83	67	15	1
1402	Our waiter just assumed I'm a vegetarian.	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
1403	I’m sorry Phil, but I only date tall guys.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
1404	This place has great atmosphere.	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
1405	Chew the fried pickles well. Heimlich is useless.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
1406	But I’ve always stuck my neck out for you.	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
1407	I say we get the salad	1.2045	0.04617	88	71	16	1
1408	Don't you just lovvve the spaghetti here???	1.2045	0.04891	88	72	14	2
1409	Your neck is longer than mine	1.2045	0.05152	88	73	12	3
1410	You know what they say about neck size.	1.2043	0.04473	93	77	14	2
1411	You know Fred and Barney are gay in real life.	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
1412	At the very least, we see eye to eye.	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
1413	Well aren’t you a tall, tall, tall drink of water?	1.2043	0.04968	93	77	13	3
1414	Shoot, I forgot my straw, oh!	1.2043	0.05198	93	78	11	4
1415	…but the portion are so small	1.2043	0.04727	93	76	15	2
1416	After dinner,want to go down to the tarpits and neck?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
1417	Don't worry about it. No one can see the spinach stuck in your teeth way up here.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
1418	Your profile said 60 feet.	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
1419	So now we've invented dining. What next?	1.2029	0.05684	69	57	10	2
1420	There's no way I am eating spaghetti tonight!	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
1421	So where do you see us in the future?	1.2029	0.06047	69	58	8	3
1422	David, I’ve been thinking about getting a neck job . . .	1.2029	0.05296	69	56	12	1
1423	Yes, I have a watch. Not the same as knowing the time."	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
1424	You can be such a mammoth's ass at the worst time.	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
1425	If we order 'off-menu,' we can eat the ferns over the bar.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
1426	You just can’t find these places any longer.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
1427	Does my neck look long in this dress?	1.2027	0.05435	74	63	8	3
1428	I think we overdressed.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
1429	Next time, get us a table in the scaffold section.	1.2027	0.06079	74	63	7	4
1430	I don’t know, when did you last hear from Nessie?	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
1431	A tall latte. You?	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
1432	Honey,these cycad tapas are too tiny!	1.2027	0.05083	74	60	13	1
1433	She says we look down on them. I say they're just a pain in the you know what. The neck of course, I mean the neck.	1.2027	0.05766	74	62	9	3
1434	Shall we tip when it is over, or just tip over?	1.2027	0.05435	74	61	11	2
1435	Oh, I know, right? Ceiling fans are the absolute worst.	1.2027	0.04705	74	59	15	0
1436	I like the atmosphere,but the service is positively glacial.	1.2025	0.04550	79	63	16	0
1437	Forget about today’s problems. Remember that things always get better in the long-term.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
1438	Really long forks would be nice … and prehensile thumbs.	1.2025	0.05518	79	66	10	3
1439	I long for you.	1.2025	0.05804	79	67	8	4
1440	We need to stop the stretching exercises.	1.2025	0.05518	79	68	7	4
1441	How much more do we need to evolve?	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
1442	What a coincidence we have acid reflux in common.	1.2025	0.04894	79	66	11	2
1443	You've been practicing your Windsor knot.	1.2025	0.04894	79	64	14	1
1444	My eyes are up here, Mark.	1.2025	0.04369	79	65	13	1
1445	Well get used to the new me, Charles. I eat meat and I’m not sorry.	1.2025	0.05215	79	65	12	2
1446	Have you noticed how slow the service is?	1.2024	0.05813	84	72	7	5
1447	Thanks for looking me up.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
1448	These chairs are amazingly strong, aren't they?	1.2024	0.04724	84	68	15	1
1449	I'm afraid you're just too old for me.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
1450	Frankly Bill, I'm finding that a little hard to swallow	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
1451	It is so nice to finally meet someone who sees eye to eye about global warming.	1.2024	0.05813	84	72	7	5
1452	I recommend the littleneck clams.	1.2024	0.05019	84	69	13	2
1453	Even AI has banned straws.	1.2024	0.04410	84	67	17	0
1454	Do you think we could ask to be moved to a high-top?	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
1455	Dinner dates with sauropods: necks-level romance.	1.2024	0.05297	84	70	11	3
1456	My ex and I just weren't seeing eye to eye.	1.2022	0.04570	89	72	16	1
1457	You looked Jurassic in your profile photo.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
1458	Glad we finally see eye-to-eye.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
1459	Honestly, in this environment, I wouldn't stick my neck out.	1.2022	0.05099	89	74	12	3
1460	I like it here. It's like going back into a different epoch.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
1461	So, you wanna neck?	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
1462	I heard the lava cake here is to die for.	1.2022	0.04842	89	73	14	2
1463	Honey, steak in a vegan restaurant is a bit of a tall order.	1.2022	0.05343	89	75	10	4
1464	I had such lofty expectations.	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
1465	Would you like to try the littleneck clams?	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
1466	We've come a long way since carbon dating.	1.2021	0.04430	94	76	17	1
1467	You should have been more specific when asking the genie to make us two feet taller!	1.2020	0.05173	99	84	10	5
1468	We should have ordered a bigger table.	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
1469	Yes, I feel the same way. My first date in 100 million years.	1.2019	0.04609	104	86	15	3
1470	I suggest for dessert we order the Mile High Pie.	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
1471	I know we're herbivores, but what the heck is chevril?	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
1472	No I don't see our waiter but honestly, how can he not see us?	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
1473	I love it here. I'm afraid that we will need the Heimlich again, that's all.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1474	But, we do see eye to eye …	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
1475	Gosh, it's been such a long time. I thought I was the only one out there.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
1476	Evolution has not been good to us. Our arms are too short"	1.2000	0.05883	65	54	9	2
1477	I wonder why they seated us at a kids' table?	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
1478	Yes,we should. But,I don’t want to stick my neck out.	1.2000	0.05228	70	57	12	1
1479	Is it my imagination,or have we been here a long time?	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
1480	The world just isn't designed for people of size.	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
1481	Sometimes it feels strange to be so fr above it all!	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
1482	Just because we are not technologically advanced , it doesn't mean we are dinosaurs.	1.2000	0.05460	65	53	11	1
1483	I’m glad we see eye to eye on this!	1.2000	0.04965	85	70	13	2
1484	Let's start with tall drinks, OK?	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
1485	Not tonight. I have a sore throat.	1.2000	0.05097	95	80	11	4
1486	What’s this about astroids and eating dessert first?	1.2000	0.04793	90	74	14	2
1487	In my case, it was my third great-grandmother	1.2000	0.06279	65	55	7	3
1488	Oh com’on. Bacon doesn’t count.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
1489	I miss plastic straws	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1490	A little bit goes a long way.	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
1491	So are you a believer or denier in melting permafrost?	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
1492	Don't look, but I think that's Sam Neill over there.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1493	Have we even seen our waiter?	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1494	Don't get the spaghetti next time.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1495	My ex is having me swallowed.	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1496	I'm not comfortable eating in a place called The Asteroid Cafe.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1497	How about Loch Ness for our Honeymoon?	1.2000	0.06305	70	60	6	4
1498	I told you that we should have made a reservation at 'The Rainforest Cafe.'	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
1499	We'll be extinct before we get the bill.	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
1500	I think I’m going to order the treetops with the parmesan cheese and garlic. The dressing on the side	1.2000	0.05500	85	72	9	4
1501	You have quite an elevated palette.	1.2000	0.05610	70	58	10	2
1502	At these prices, you'd think they would give us straws!	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
1503	Told you we should have got take-out	1.2000	0.04240	90	74	15	1
1504	I've had it up to here with the lousy service.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1505	I don’t think you’re going to like the bathroom.	1.2000	0.04674	85	69	15	1
1506	After dinner, can we stop at a gas station to pay our respect to our ancestors?	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1507	I don’t feel right bringing children into this dying world.	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
1508	I'm starving and ready to order. Do you think the waiter saw us?	1.2000	0.05369	75	62	11	2
1509	This was long overdue, love	1.2000	0.05156	80	66	12	2
1510	I think I have something stuck in my throat my throat, my throat	1.2000	0.06003	75	64	7	4
1511	Oh, the only thing I can smell is your breath.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1512	High minded conversation	1.2000	0.05695	75	63	9	3
1513	Don't look but T-Rex over there can't even reach his cutlery"	1.2000	0.06006	80	69	6	5
1514	I just think it’s ridiculous to charge $38 for a plate of leaves.	1.2000	0.05022	75	61	13	1
1515	Thank goodness they got rid of the ceiling fans in this place!	1.2000	0.04839	80	65	14	1
1516	So, tell me Edward, Where have you been hiding all this time? Under the rocks?	1.2000	0.05454	80	67	10	3
1517	And so the natural history museum instantly regretted their choice of taxidermists	1.2000	0.05239	85	71	11	3
1518	I’m sorry Gerald, but my mind is made up. I’ve been unhappy since the Jurassic Period.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1519	Let’s keep it light and not discuss extinction theories on the first date.	1.2000	0.05047	90	75	12	3
1520	Oh, I don’t think that big rock in the sky is going to hit us at all. Liberal snowflakes.	1.2000	0.05737	80	68	8	4
1521	Should we head back down for dessert?	1.2000	0.05967	70	59	8	3
1522	BYOB, I say again and again. And he still forgets the bibs!	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
1523	I much prefer the burn of reposado going down.	1.1979	0.04593	96	79	15	2
1524	Bobby Flayceratops gave the Jurassic Pork 5 stars.	1.1979	0.04826	96	80	13	3
1525	The waiter was nice enough but I'm not sure about the upper atmosphere.	1.1978	0.04745	91	75	14	2
1526	I’m not especially fond of soup.	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
1527	Gotta love dating in your 40's.	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
1528	Of course I’m ordering spaghetti.	1.1978	0.05234	91	77	10	4
1529	Do you even know what Chateaubriand is?	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
1530	What a nice place-- I thought they weren't going to open it until at least the Cretaceous period."	1.1978	0.04996	91	76	12	3
1531	I have esophageal reflux also.	1.1977	0.04625	86	70	15	1
1532	Sorry if I sound a little hoarse, I have 32 frogs in my throat.	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
1533	I thought you said this place was high-end?	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
1534	I thought I specifically asked you to get us a high top table Gerald?	1.1977	0.05441	86	73	9	4
1535	We’ll take the long-neck island iced tea, and make it a double.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
1536	This diners sour.	1.1977	0.04912	86	71	13	2
1537	Do you ever wonder if we’re vegan by choice or because we’re supposed to be?	1.1977	0.05183	86	75	7	4
1538	What do you mean you forgot where we parked. We don't have a car.	1.1975	0.05937	81	70	6	5
1539	I love how thoughtful you are even with your walnut sized brain.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
1540	Vegetarian fine dining is so hard to find.	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
1541	test	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
1542	Oh, sweetie, I wish we could take this moment and preserve it forever...	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
1543	Don't know if you're interested,but I'll stick my neck out and ask "your place or mine"	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
1544	I thought I asked for a straw.	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
1545	I don't know about "neverending," but the pasta should last us into the Paleozoic Era.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
1546	I hear there’s a meteor shower tonight.	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
1547	The doctor said it was altitude sickness, but I'm going to ask for a second opinion	1.1975	0.04785	81	66	14	1
1548	our soup is taking forever	1.1975	0.05098	81	67	12	2
1549	Can we do that thing where we take a pic and make our necks look like a heart?	1.1975	0.05671	81	69	8	4
1550	I lied about my height.	1.1975	0.05392	81	68	10	3
1551	I don't know what happened. The food was wonderful when I was here in the Pleistocene.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
1552	Evolution hasn’t got us to fine dining yet. We better do takeout.	1.1974	0.04596	76	61	15	0
1553	A salad? You have that all the time at home!	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
1554	I never thought I’d long for the days of outdoor seating.	1.1974	0.06218	76	66	5	5
1555	A crook in my neck seems to affect my whole body!	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
1556	Why the long neck?	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
1557	Did you see the look on the waiter's face when we asked for Vegan options? Such a condescendasaurus.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
1558	Let’s start with a nice tall drink	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
1559	I think ordering soup was a bad idea.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
1560	It's been 175 million years since we ordered. Do you think they've forgotten us?	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
1561	And they say romance is going extinct.	1.1974	0.05626	76	64	9	3
1562	I guess saying vegan more trendy than herbivore.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
1563	Why is Barney purple?	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
1564	Well darn it Jim, we should have ordered the seafood tower.	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
1565	You looked taller in your pics	1.1974	0.05305	76	63	11	2
1566	It's so nice to find a restaurant with no ceiling fans!	1.1974	0.05929	76	65	7	4
1567	The asteroid shower ☄️ is a sweet touch.	1.1974	0.04963	76	62	13	1
1568	When our server comes by, ask for the large-print menu.	1.1972	0.04755	71	57	14	0
1569	Nice presentation, but aren’t we vegetarians?	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
1570	We haven’t seen our server in an eon.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
1571	What’s going on with you lately? You’re eating more and more like a bird.	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
1572	This isn’t a contest honey, we both have short arms and nose’s where they don’t belong	1.1972	0.05537	71	59	10	2
1573	Now where’s stegosaurus with the plates?	1.1972	0.05890	71	60	8	3
1574	I'm getting sick of the paleo diet.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
1575	For the 150 millionth time, Happy Anniversary.	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
1576	I don't want anything that's on the endangered species list.	1.1970	0.06190	66	56	7	3
1577	Are we too late for the pterodactyl special ?	1.1970	0.04933	66	53	13	0
1578	That's hard to swallow!	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
1579	Tapas was a mistake	1.1970	0.05385	66	54	11	1
1580	Service is going to be kind of slow after what I just did in the ladies' room.	1.1967	0.06105	61	51	8	2
1581	We date back to the Thecodontosaurus on my mother’s side.	1.1967	0.05639	61	50	10	1
1582	At last! A date who will look me in the eye when I speak to him….	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
1583	No Shirt, No Shoes." I'm surprised they let us in	1.1959	0.05210	97	83	9	5
1584	When is the next evolutionary stage for furniture designers?	1.1957	0.04437	92	75	16	1
1585	Wow! The New Yorker wants to print my recipe!	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
1586	What's plan B?	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
1587	I'm glad you stuck your neck out and asked me to this dinner date	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
1588	I'm finding it hard to adapt.	1.1957	0.05182	92	78	10	4
1589	You're telling me that the thrill is gone after only 6 billon years?	1.1957	0.04946	92	77	12	3
1590	Not sure about the food, but I like the atmosphere.	1.1957	0.04946	92	79	9	4
1591	It’s just so nice to finally find someone I see eye-to-eye with.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
1592	Wanna go back to the car and neck?	1.1957	0.05407	92	79	8	5
1593	I love you because you are truly interested in my mind... not just about necking.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1594	Hard for me to find someone that I see eye to eye with!	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
1595	We are done. Just heard Noah won't take us into his Ark.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1596	It smells good, even from here.	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
1597	Well this won’t work. I only date men who are shorter than me.	1.1954	0.05383	87	74	9	4
1598	I’ve forgotten what we ordered.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1599	When dining out, they're all microgreens...	1.1954	0.04578	87	71	15	1
1600	Do you think this V-neck makes my neck look long?	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
1601	The waiter’s ladder was a little much.	1.1954	0.05128	87	73	11	3
1602	“The forks and in this restaurant are way too short!	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
1603	I'm so glad we see eye to eye on this	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
1604	If we don't see the waiter in the next five minutes I'll go extinct!	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
1605	Well, that was a perfectly lovely 150million year anniversary dinner”	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
1606	An asteroid is coming, Hank. Dammit, I’m having dessert!	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
1607	It's not you. It's the halitosis.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
1608	The food was pretty low.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
1609	These dating apps are such a pain in the neck	1.1951	0.04733	82	67	14	1
1610	Honey, you haven’t said anything about my new necklace	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
1611	What’s a short neck tie then?	1.1951	0.04403	82	66	16	0
1612	I thought getting in the cab was going to be the biggest obstacle tonight.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
1613	I told you, always ask for the high top.	1.1951	0.05041	82	68	12	2
1614	Carl. My eyes are up here.	1.1951	0.05331	82	69	10	3
1615	Make sure you eat your greens.	1.1948	0.04543	77	62	15	0
1616	Perhaps more forethought for our CRISPER experiments, Dr. Roberts?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1617	I think highly of you.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1618	I’ve been thinking about a neck tattoo!	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
1619	I know we've moved on, but I miss the swamp.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1620	At least we will be able to see the movie.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
1621	I suppose we can eat off the other tables.	1.1948	0.05857	77	66	7	4
1622	These tasting menus are a pain in the neck!	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1623	I hear the long-neck clams are good.	1.1948	0.04543	77	62	15	0
1624	Herb, I'm starting to think we're not the fittest.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1625	Pretty elegant. But don't you think Extinct an unusual name for a restaurant?	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1626	Dude, you lied on your dating profile. You're only 19 feet, 8 inches tall!	1.1948	0.04905	77	63	13	1
1627	I hope this place is more traditional than the last - I can't stand that new 'Paleo' cuisine.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
1628	Did I really need to ask for my Tom Collins to be served tall?	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
1629	We’re going to go extinct by the time the waiter comes back.	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
1630	I still don't understand why they didn't seat us at a high-top.	1.1948	0.05242	77	64	11	2
1631	Yes, Brian, it's an existential issue, but for once can we just avoid the subject of ceiling fans?	1.1948	0.05558	77	65	9	3
1632	Is it just me, or have the portions here gotten smaller?	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
1633	Did you say: your ex? Think!	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
1634	Just to be clear,I don’t neck on the first date!	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
1635	Call me a dinosaur, but I love an old fashioned date.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
1636	The paleontologists are in for a big surprise.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
1637	My eyes are way, way up HERE.	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
1638	‘I wonder why we’re the only ones here? I mean I heard there was a meteor coming, but it’s probably fake news!”	1.1944	0.05814	72	61	8	3
1639	Finally, vegan options	1.1944	0.05096	72	59	12	1
1640	I hate when they just assume I don't want chopsticks.	1.1940	0.06104	67	57	7	3
1641	Props to whoever built these chairs.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
1642	Honey, do not yell at the waiter, he’s probably new and hasn’t used the ladder before.	1.1940	0.05312	67	55	11	1
1643	That's a hard meal to swallow.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
1644	Well the egg came first of course. And what the heck is a chicken?	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
1645	I always knew we were high society.	1.1940	0.04868	67	54	13	0
1646	My ex and I just didn't see eye-to-eye. You know how triceratops are.	1.1940	0.05722	67	56	9	2
1647	I'm glad I found a date that can look to me neck to neck.	1.1939	0.04268	98	82	14	2
1648	Remind me, have we been seated?	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
1649	But your profile said you were 68 foot 7.	1.1935	0.05130	93	79	10	4
1650	What a coincidence! My dad is the elephant and my mom is the giraffe.	1.1935	0.06014	62	52	8	2
1651	I think we made a mistake ordering finger foods.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
1652	Eyes up here big guy.	1.1935	0.06438	62	53	6	3
1653	After dinner, what say we do a little necking?	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
1654	Farm to table? What about hand to mouth?	1.1932	0.05326	88	75	9	4
1655	Now that we’re here, how do we eat?	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
1656	You have something in your teeth.	1.1932	0.04531	88	72	15	1
1657	Next time ask for a high top.	1.1932	0.04810	88	73	13	2
1658	Okay, you were right, they REALLY don’t like you!	1.1932	0.05075	88	74	11	3
1659	Charles, I don't understand. You're transitioning to becoming a carnivore?	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
1660	I still can't believe you swiped right.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
1661	I am thinking that an appetizer would be a stretch.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
1662	Fatten up? Perish the thought!	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
1663	Let's enjoy this -- I remember a time when a fine restaurant wouldn't seat us.	1.1928	0.04681	83	68	14	1
1664	Well, it’s been a long time.	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
1665	Are we being overlooked?	1.1928	0.04356	83	67	16	0
1666	Everything was delicious but the portions are so small	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
1667	Hunny, how exactly is this suppose to work?!	1.1928	0.04985	83	69	12	2
1668	”Finally, someone I can see eye to eye with.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
1669	It’s so long since I last dated, I feel like a dinosaur.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1670	I'll just have a palm tree.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1671	Wanna neck later?	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1672	I'll just have a salad.	1.1923	0.04491	78	63	15	0
1673	I can’t reach my fork…	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1674	When your blind date is neck and neck with your expectations!	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
1675	I always come here for High Tea.	1.1923	0.05492	78	66	9	3
1676	I hate to bring this up but this could be our last supper.	1.1923	0.04491	78	63	15	0
1677	You didn’t even notice the new necklace	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
1678	I hope they have long forks this time	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1679	And keep your voice down so our little waiter can hear you.	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1680	I've never felt more seen.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
1681	When he says his neck isn’t the largest part of him but you’re at a fancy restaurant and trying to keep it together and remain classy.	1.1923	0.05180	78	65	11	2
1682	I never see eye to eye with anyone except you, dear	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
1683	Tall tales, small talks	1.1923	0.05787	78	67	7	4
1684	It's so refreshing to finally be out on a date with someone who's at my level	1.1923	0.04848	78	64	13	1
1685	This WILL be the death of us!	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
1686	I really like the high ceilngs in this place.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
1687	At the risk of sounding condescending, I think we’re above this place.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
1688	I truly believe that our plant-based diet will assure the longevity of our species	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1689	But you never stick your neck out for me!	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1690	Don’t humiliate me at the salad bar again.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1691	High heels hurt my feet. Why?	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1692	Luckily, you're a beer gal.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1693	Room for dessert? I'll know in a minute.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1694	I’ll go out with you again but no ceiling fans.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1695	I'm complaining to the manager. First off, we're Brachiosaurs, and second, why does every waiter think he was the first dinosaur to say he'd be back with our food "bronto?"	1.1918	0.06062	73	63	6	4
1696	We were vegan way before it was cool.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1697	We just don’t have enough in common.	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
1698	I have a sore throat.	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
1699	I know it's expensive, Frank, but hey, we could get hit by an asteroid tomorrow."	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1700	We may be the oldest couple in here...	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1701	Could you move the table back 40 feet, dear?	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
1702	That was our waiter? Oops,I thought he was our appetizer.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1703	Do you think anyone notices we're not extinct?	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
1704	We are over 150 million years old, but still they seat us at the kids’ table.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1705	It’s been ages since we’ve gone out to dinner.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1706	Long story short, we should do takeout next time.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1707	It's so nice to meet another close talker.	1.1918	0.05398	73	61	10	2
1708	By the time our server gets here we will be extinct	1.1918	0.05740	73	62	8	3
1709	I haven’t seen you in so long I thought you’d gone extinct	1.1918	0.04640	73	59	14	0
1710	...and you live in Loch Ness all year round?	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1711	I don’t see leafy greens on the menu.	1.1918	0.05033	73	60	12	1
1712	Could you ask the waiter for a straw?	1.1915	0.05300	94	81	8	5
1713	On the Dinodates website you posted you enjoyed rubbernecking. Have you seen any interesting accidents lately?	1.1915	0.05300	94	81	8	5
1714	Would you still love me if I decided to go carnivore?	1.1912	0.04804	68	55	13	0
1715	I can't reach my mouth.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
1716	I think we might be related.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
1717	I love you, but I’m not sticking my neck out for you again.	1.1912	0.05241	68	56	11	1
1718	It’s nice to go on a date with someone my age. My last date was a fossil.	1.1912	0.05644	68	57	9	2
1719	"Ask the waiter for a straw."	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
1720	Is it just me or is that michelin star getting closer and closer?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
1721	Should we ask for an additional table on the balcony?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
1722	I should really wear more necklaces.	1.1910	0.04485	89	73	15	1
1723	Personification is the worst form of flattery for our kind. Don’t you agree?	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
1724	maybe next time we reserve earlier to get the high top	1.1910	0.05022	89	75	11	3
1725	we must have evolved in France	1.1905	0.04310	84	68	16	0
1726	I hope they have long forks here...	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
1727	Necking!? Are you kidding me? What, do you have a death wish?	1.1905	0.04987	63	51	12	0
1728	Honestly, I didn't think it would take eons to be served.	1.1905	0.05476	63	52	10	1
1729	Shall we have a look at the dessert tree?	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
1730	Why didn't you book a high top table?	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
1731	You’ve got something on your chin…	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
1732	If you come up with a silly caption about necking, we're done.	1.1905	0.05258	105	92	6	7
1733	Do you think they have chop sticks?	1.1905	0.05214	84	71	10	3
1734	My eyes are up here, Dennis.	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
1735	This plant-based cuisine is out of sight!	1.1905	0.05925	63	53	8	2
1736	Barry, I’ve told you I’m strictly paleo at the moment	1.1905	0.04931	84	70	12	2
1737	I thought you were going to wear that scarf I bought you	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
1738	The reviews explicitly said “elevated dining experience.”	1.1905	0.04631	84	69	14	1
1739	Finally some decent plant-based options.	1.1905	0.05482	84	72	8	4
1740	His name's Irwin.	1.1900	0.04426	100	83	15	2
1741	The movie was fun but the part about the meteor was a bit much…	1.1900	0.04861	100	85	11	4
1742	We should have insisted on long stem glasses.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
1743	The East Side has changed a lot since COVID.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
1744	How come Gloria's husband could afford to get her a turtleneck?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
1745	Alright, we can kiss. But no necking.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
1746	Can we go to high tea next time instead?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
1747	Honey, the world is burning, so we might as well enjoy our tea.	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
1748	Really, we’ve GOT to take our commitment to vegetarianism seriously, even if it IS our anniversary!” - S. DeVico	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
1749	Do you think this necklace makes my neck look too long?	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
1750	No, I'm not interested in necking.	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
1751	Can you tell what time my watch says it is?	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
1752	This place has gone downhill in the last 200 million years.	1.1899	0.05996	79	69	5	5
1753	Our waiter is familiar with the Heimlich	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
1754	I hope they have some paleo options on the menu.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
1755	I just hope the spaghetti strands are long enough	1.1899	0.05428	79	67	9	3
1756	…and then the uber driver said, he has no sunroof. Some people, sheesh…	1.1899	0.04792	79	65	13	1
1757	It appears they’re short-staffed tonight.	1.1899	0.05120	79	66	11	2
1758	Does this dress make my butt look big?	1.1895	0.05030	95	81	10	4
1759	The atmosphere is great, but how do we get to the food?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1760	It'll be tomorrow before I know if this food agrees with me.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
1761	By the time this meal gets to my stomach, we'll be extinct.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
1762	When we first met, I was petrified.	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
1763	It's nice to date someone I can see eye to eye with for once.	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
1764	I'm glad that we see eye to eye."	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1765	The vegan option was only so-so.	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
1766	I'm tired of these asteroid impact supply chain excuses. How hard is it to keep long straws in stock?	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
1767	I love it when you look at me like that.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1768	You brought me to a vegan restaurant!	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
1769	Why didn’t you reserve a high top table?	1.1892	0.04584	74	60	14	0
1770	I'm glad they had outdoor seating.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1771	"I didn't know the dating ap could do such a good job!"	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1772	Are we the only ones left who take the long view?	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1773	I'm hoping the seafood tower is on the menu.	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1774	Eat it? I can't even smell it!	1.1892	0.05667	74	63	8	3
1775	Honey, I truly understand your issue with your necktie. Likewise, I never know where I need to put my necklace on my neck” 👔	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
1776	I don't care if it's a fancy restaurant, I'm going to ask for a straw”	1.1892	0.05331	74	62	10	2
1777	Oh my darling, I’ll put my neck on the line for you💕	1.1892	0.04971	74	61	12	1
1778	Giraffe — what an indulgence.	1.1889	0.04970	90	76	11	3
1779	Hurry up and pop the question before we become extinct!	1.1889	0.05216	90	77	9	4
1780	...and we both own convertibles! Wow, we have so much in common.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
1781	This is one of those times I wish we weren't vegan.	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
1782	Let 's hope what we've ordered has no peanuts	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
1783	Plant eaters live longer. Way longer.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
1784	I’m glad you finally asked me to dinner, Carl. I didn’t know if you were ghosting me or if you just went extinct.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
1785	I have to tell you, I've started seeing a T-Rex.	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
1786	Now isn't this better than being in the grass?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
1787	We should've eaten at home, Herb. I told you coming here would be a tall order.	1.1884	0.04742	69	56	13	0
1788	Glad we see eye to eye on this.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
1789	I thought this was going to be elevated dining	1.1884	0.05939	69	59	7	3
1790	We never entwine anymore ...	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
1791	I know this is a nice restaurant but is it wrong that I just want a 6ft party sub?	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
1792	Everyone is staring at us like we're prehistoric or something	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
1793	You just can’t get a good salad in the city anymore. I’m seriously thinking about going carnivore.	1.1884	0.05172	69	57	11	1
1794	…so I just don’t think you’re a real vegan unless you strip the bugs off the leaves	1.1884	0.05569	69	58	9	2
1795	Hey, up here!	1.1882	0.04878	85	73	9	3
1796	You'd think a white-tablecloth place would have more comfortable seating	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
1797	Once we lean down to eat, our heart will be perfected. We’re meant for each other I guess.	1.1882	0.05157	85	72	10	3
1798	I feel like you really see me.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
1799	If just once I could see what we ordered.	1.1881	0.05017	101	87	9	5
1800	I can't wait to try their 'Ginkgo Leaves'"	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
1801	You’re a nice guy, but I don’t see a future with you.	1.1875	0.06250	64	55	6	3
1802	Be honest, does this dress make me look long?	1.1875	0.04756	96	81	12	3
1803	Did you ever notice how the bigger dinosaurs always end up at the smaller tables.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1804	Yes, we've come a long way, but I still worry about the future of our species.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
1805	Let's ask for longer forks.	1.1875	0.04981	96	82	10	4
1806	Your profile said you were 6 feet tall...	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
1807	So you picked this table?	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1808	Do you think this one will have the right size straws?	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
1809	I just googled: restaurants with high ceilings	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
1810	The food just isn't up to our level.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1811	I had a tiny bit of work done on my neck.	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
1812	Yes, you may pay for dinner. But, no necking!	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
1813	And here I thought elevated dining was all but extinct.	1.1875	0.04917	64	52	12	0
1814	I live for the soul who will fall into my abyss, as I gaze into his.	1.1875	0.04738	80	66	13	1
1815	What’s the etiquette for the spaghetti course?	1.1875	0.05398	64	53	10	1
1816	And I told myself Barbara, honey, you’ve got the neckline for it - wear the pearls.	1.1875	0.05840	64	54	8	2
1817	Can you see whether I'm wearing my pearls or my diamonds? I forgot my binoculars.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
1818	No, it was Tolstoy.	1.1875	0.05364	80	68	9	3
1819	I don’t know about you, but I couldn’t hear a word he said	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1820	I can’t see anyone else when I’m with you	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1821	Would you like some tea, Rex?	1.1875	0.05652	80	69	7	4
1822	If you see the waiter, I need a 13-foot spoon.	1.1875	0.05061	80	67	11	2
1823	Next time I’m picking the place.	1.1868	0.04396	91	75	15	1
1824	I feel like we’ve just outgrown each other.	1.1868	0.05162	91	78	9	4
1825	I forgot my glasses.	1.1868	0.05393	91	79	7	5
1826	You know how I feel about public displays of necking, Brian!	1.1868	0.04108	91	74	17	0
1827	I don’t know about this place. By the time dinner reaches my stomach, I’m hungry again.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
1828	What do I think? Seven courses anywhere in the City and we still need the entire Botanical Garden, that's what I think.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1829	Honestly, I just can’t get behind this whole Climate Change thing.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1830	Happy 66 millionth anniversary.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1831	I'm rethinking this "blending-in-with-humans thing. Unlike us, the vast majority are not vegetarians.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
1832	Speed dating is so tough. By the time we've swallowed a bite it's on to the next table!	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1833	I need more necklaces.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1834	Wanna make out?	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
1835	It's nice to finally meet someone with a similar point of view.	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
1836	I thought this was supposed to be an "elevated dining experience."	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1837	Life without meteors.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1838	Just don't say you'll stick your neck out for them, that's cultural appropriation.	1.1867	0.05597	75	64	8	3
1839	I'm really not sure this dining out thing is for us.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1840	Thank goodness chivalry isn't extinct.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1841	Well, I always say Carpe Diem! You never know what’s just around the corner!	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
1842	Well, it looked good when I saw it on Instagram…	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1843	It's so romantic to eat tiny food at a fancy restaurant.	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1844	It's my cheat night so I'm having the steak.	1.1867	0.04530	75	61	14	0
1845	I’ll have the ton of fuckin leaves as well	1.1867	0.05265	75	63	10	2
1846	F***, marry, kill….	1.1867	0.04911	75	62	12	1
1847	so you're eating meat now?	1.1864	0.05114	59	48	11	0
1848	No, I never understood why they named him ‘Deep Throat’ either.	1.1864	0.06151	59	50	7	2
1849	At this rate, I just hope dessert arrives before the late Cretaceous.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
1850	Well Wilma Flintstone told me they were dino friendly.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
1851	Without straws, we're kind of screwed.	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
1852	And then I said lower your voice.	1.1860	0.04826	86	72	12	2
1853	I just feel you don’t really extend yourself on my behalf.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
1854	I think we might be stretching this dinner	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
1855	Finally, someone with whom I see eye to eye	1.1860	0.05101	86	73	10	3
1856	Bigger isn’t always better.	1.1860	0.04533	86	71	14	1
1857	Ready to duck out?	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1858	Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the spaghetti	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
1859	We are looking more alike every single day.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1860	I hate when they bring the main course before we finish swallowing the salad.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1861	Maybe after dinner we could go over to my place and neck?	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1862	Why do they always assume we’re vegetarian?	1.1857	0.05860	70	60	7	3
1863	Why can’t we just have a nice meal before we go extinct?	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
1864	These days having an existential crisis seem rather evolutionary.	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1865	deep talks,	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1866	I thought you said there’d be foliage	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
1867	You won’t believe the short men I meet	1.1857	0.05495	70	59	9	2
1868	At least we see eye to eye	1.1857	0.04682	70	57	13	0
1869	17’!? Why you’re barely 15’8”!!!	1.1857	0.05105	70	58	11	1
1870	By the time you bite it's cold already.	1.1856	0.04933	97	83	10	4
1871	Your sense of style is prehistoric.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1872	It's hard to find a vegan restaurant that stands above the rest.	1.1852	0.05003	81	70	8	3
1873	I’m so glad to meet someone who’s on the same level.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
1874	Isn't evolution supposed to make these kinds of adjustments?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1875	We may need a straw	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
1876	Yes, and such small portions.	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
1877	The portions look tiny.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1878	The portions seemed small.	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1879	Do you think anyone will notice our comeback?	1.1852	0.04343	81	66	15	0
1880	What’s an appropriate meal when facing obliteration by a comet?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1881	Not having opposable thumbs is the least of our problems	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1882	At last! I NEVER thought I'd meet a MAN with MY neck!	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
1883	Why didn’t you ask for the hightop?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1884	‘Eat faster, there a asteroid coming’	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1885	Maybe this time you can try a fork instead of chopsticks? …I don’t want to be on the news again	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
1886	But if we let the romance go extinct Brian, what happens next?	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
1887	I'm not sure, but I think I'm choking.	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
1888	‘I’ll still be hungry for seven more minutes.’	1.1852	0.05003	81	68	11	2
1889	Aren't we on cloud 9 right now? 🥰	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
1890	Is this our last dinner?	1.1852	0.04685	81	67	13	1
1891	We’re herbivores, Larry. If you order that steak, we’re getting a divorce!	1.1852	0.05303	81	69	9	3
1892	I'm SO tired of being treated like we don't exist.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
1893	Stop worrying, I think the tie looks great.	1.1848	0.04619	92	77	13	2
1894	What's happening down there?	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
1895	It's not just that pill. All pills are hard to swallow.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
1896	It does seem like we were made for each other.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
1897	I don't think we're going to make it.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
1898	I know it's romantic, but if we want to eat, we have to move further from the table	1.1846	0.06160	65	56	6	3
1899	Are you going to eat that last flower?	1.1846	0.04850	65	53	12	0
1900	I’m sorry, Bob. I’ve met someone else. A giraffe. I just love that he doesn’t natter on about asteroids and tar pits, and all your doomsday obsessions.	1.1846	0.05756	65	55	8	2
1901	I really prefer a high top.	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
1902	I always order the little neck clams!	1.1846	0.05322	65	54	10	1
1903	Our paths would never have crossed had our eyes not met across a crowded room	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
1904	We are living proof that love is not extinct.	1.1842	0.04476	76	62	14	0
1905	I’m so glad we see eye to eye on current events.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
1906	I didn't know he was the waiter, I thought it was our main course.	1.1842	0.04852	76	65	9	2
1907	We're not aloof. We can't help that they're beneath us.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
1908	Slow down. This is just a first date and you are already talking about necking.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
1909	Sometimes splitting dessert makes me feel old.	1.1842	0.04476	76	62	14	0
1910	I stopped ordering drinks ever since they banned straws.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
1911	But do you ever really stick out your neck for me?	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
1912	Finally, a quiet night away from the eggos.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
1913	I’m so glad we always see eye to eye on things.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
1914	Oh my God?! We’re actually neck & neck.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
1915	When I said, “Let’s go out to eat,” I meant outside.	1.1842	0.05837	76	66	6	4
1916	My last date was a meat eater, which made the waiter extremely uncomfortable.	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
1917	Not sure if I'm full....the food hasn't reached my stomach yet.	1.1842	0.05201	76	64	10	2
1918	Would you like to come back to my place for a little necking?	1.1842	0.04476	76	62	14	0
1919	So whats your asteroidological sign?	1.1842	0.05528	76	65	8	3
1920	It’s so nice talking face to face with you	1.1842	0.04852	76	63	12	1
1921	What's this, a joke?	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
1922	I want a divorce,Reginald.	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1923	Any intelligent designer would have given us longer arms to match. And who needs tails anymore?	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1924	You know, it’s rude to look down on the wait staff.	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
1925	„So…how do we do this?“	1.1839	0.04486	87	72	14	1
1926	I like what they've done with the ceiling after the renovation	1.1839	0.04775	87	73	12	2
1927	Could you hear the specials?	1.1839	0.05047	87	74	10	3
1928	Just so you know upfront, I'm not into necking.	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
1929	Didn't you say this was an elevated dining experience?	1.1833	0.06056	60	51	7	2
1930	I think I should check in with the egg sitter again.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
1931	Vacation at Loch Ness," you told me. "It'll be fun," you told me. And now, as soon as we finish dinner we'll have to go out and pose for pictures yet again	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1932	I suppose you know this is our last supper?	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1933	Look at those pathetic little flowers. You'd expect some long stem roses in a joint liethis,	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
1934	I’m not sure what’s more difficult: seeing if the food is vegan, or then getting it up to my mouth.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1935	So what if the Swans are here. It's not a competition Leslie.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1936	We should've taken the high top.	1.1831	0.04623	71	58	13	0
1937	Seriously, I'm looking for someone who will stick around.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
1938	It's tough, always having to figure out what your stomach will be hungry for in half an hour.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
1939	$20 cocktails, $30 salad, boy we really do have small brains.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1940	I wanted indoor seating.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1941	You seem very nice to me, but they all say you're not for real.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1942	Hope tree tops are on the menu.	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
1943	I think we should see other people.	1.1831	0.05783	71	61	7	3
1944	Did you know this neighborhood used to just be blue-collar herbivores	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1945	I would have expected more plant-based options.	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1946	Honey does this outfit make my neck look long?	1.1831	0.05424	71	60	9	2
1947	To think we worried about asteroids….	1.1831	0.05424	71	62	6	3
1948	Did you bring your glasses?	1.1831	0.05039	71	59	11	1
1949	The portions are so small. Is the universe trying to tell us something?	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
1950	I think it’s time for us to move on to something more than just necking.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
1951	I think it’s all over for us, Herb.	1.1829	0.04633	82	70	10	2
1952	I can’t see our waiter anywhere.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
1953	Nice high ceilings here!	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
1954	Think I'll have my spaghetti without the meatballs.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
1955	At least this place has good atmosphere.	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
1956	The food here is terrific. I just wish the tables were taller.	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
1957	I appreciate the eye contact, but every once in a while , it would be ok to stare at my breasts.	1.1829	0.05522	82	71	7	4
1958	It's just so noisy with these high ceilings.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
1959	I like a guy who is taller than me.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
1960	I know they're our friends, but if they start in with 'no one knows for sure whether the Earth has gotten warmer', I'm leaving.	1.1829	0.04947	82	69	11	2
1961	Dear, let’s coordinate our bites better, I’m still dealing with my concussion from last week	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
1962	The long neck clams are amazing this time of year	1.1829	0.05243	82	70	9	3
1963	Wheres the waiter? It's like we dont even exist!	1.1829	0.05522	82	71	7	4
1964	Maybe we should’ve asked for a high top	1.1829	0.04633	82	68	13	1
1965	Necking just gets a bit old, ya know?	1.1829	0.04296	82	67	15	0
1966	do you think the portions here are getting smaller or is it just me?	1.1828	0.04573	93	78	13	2
1967	Gary, I thought they had longer-stemmed glasses last time we were here.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
1968	Kelp just tastes better at a restaurant.	1.1818	0.04424	77	63	14	0
1969	We could take our coffees out to the terrace and watch the meteorite shower	1.1818	0.06072	66	57	6	3
1970	The small portions are such a pain in the neck.	1.1818	0.05249	88	76	8	4
1971	I can see the waiter spitting in your pasta.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
1972	Does this dress make me look fat?	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
1973	Such tiny portions!	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
1974	You looked much taller in your profile.	1.1818	0.04135	88	72	16	0
1975	Perhaps after we can go find some tall trees for desert?	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
1976	Burying our heads in the sand is going to be a bit tricky.	1.1818	0.04784	66	54	12	0
1977	Please don’t order the pterodactyl with mixed greens again.	1.1818	0.05766	77	67	6	4
1978	Do you feel like we're above it all?	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
1979	Its so much more relaxing to eat here since they removed the fans, don't you think?	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
1980	Be sure to ask the waitress for long forks.	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
1981	I forgot my opera glasses. I have no idea if we got what we ordered.	1.1818	0.04424	77	63	14	0
1982	I need a longer straw	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
1983	Shall we go ahead and ask for take-out containers?	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
1984	I asked for a high top table, but this was all they had.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
1985	I’ve been trying to get a reservation here for ages	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
1986	You may have had problems with other males but I consider myself quite advanced.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
1987	Is it true what they say about dinosaurs with long necks?	1.1818	0.05461	77	66	8	3
1988	I bet you are thinking of that cypress tree we passed on the way here.	1.1818	0.05139	77	65	10	2
1989	spaghetti? I thought we were getting plants.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
1990	I’d heard this place was exclusive, but I thought the 145 million year wait on resy was a little bit much	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
1991	Next time I’ll be sure to reserve a high top.	1.1818	0.04994	88	75	10	3
1992	I know you’re still hungry dear… but just give it a minute.	1.1818	0.05675	66	56	8	2
1993	The tables keep getting smaller	1.1818	0.04795	77	64	12	1
1994	Next time we should ask the waiter to place the food in a second floor table	1.1818	0.05249	66	55	10	1
1995	I should tell you, I do tend to ruminate.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
1996	I think I just need some space.	1.1810	0.03775	105	86	19	0
1997	Let's get out of this place and start all over again	1.1809	0.04774	94	80	11	3
1998	Yes dear, I know it's chilly but I sent your turtleneck sweater to the cleaners!	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
1999	Our relationship is evolving.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2000	I'm so glad we're on the same level.	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2001	So close, yet so far away.	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2002	the waiter seemed kinda distant	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2003	Did those psilocybin mushrooms taste funny to you?	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2004	Sure, they investigate upstream hemodynamic significance of cardiac output to brains of giraffes, but what about us?	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2005	I have no idea if our food has arrived.”	1.1807	0.04582	83	69	13	1
2006	I’m glad we see eye to eye here	1.1807	0.04892	83	70	11	2
2007	Yes, let's order the Lady and the Tramp Spaghetti	1.1807	0.05460	83	72	7	4
2008	How could I have heard of the Paleo Diet?	1.1807	0.04249	83	72	9	2
2009	There’s something inexplicably unsettling about the chicken	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2010	I don't think we see eye to eye.	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
2011	For us, it’s no small thing when something is a pain in the neck.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2012	I don't think this is going to last.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2013	I'm going to stop now because I know I'll feel full later.	1.1806	0.06041	72	63	5	4
2014	Did you grow up on a submarine too?	1.1806	0.06041	72	63	5	4
2015	I'm tired of eating Jurassic, you say, let's go out for Halocene, you say...!	1.1806	0.04565	72	59	13	0
2016	Happy Anniversaurus.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2017	And now spoon the soup away from your body, keep your neck straight, and gently lift the spoon all the way up to your mouth.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2018	Anything is ok with me, so long as it is not yet fossilized.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
2019	I thought after dinner we might go out and watch the meteor shower.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2020	I don't know if I'm full. It hasn't gotten down there yet.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
2021	…Here? Jur-a-sic man, John.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2022	Did i mention i m vegan	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2023	I read the salads are top shelf.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2024	I don't know if it'll work, Harold. We're too much alike.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2025	The chiropractor offered me a special rate.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2026	You always get the better view.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2027	I’m on the Paleo diet.	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2028	Did you bring your readers? I forgot mine.	1.1806	0.04975	72	60	11	1
2029	Gerald, did you forget your readers again	1.1806	0.05354	72	61	9	2
2030	My soup is cold.	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
2031	The older we get, the more we look alike”	1.1806	0.05708	72	62	7	3
2032	So then he said there was this planet similar to ours where an asteroid landed, killed all the people and shrews took over. What a nut job!	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
2033	I thought you were bringing the straws.	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
2034	Dino Dine	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
2035	This is nice. It feels like ions since we last went out.	1.1803	0.06405	61	53	5	3
2036	How will we ever eat our food?	1.1803	0.05486	61	51	9	1
2037	Wait, that yummy appetizer I just ate was our server?	1.1803	0.05964	61	52	7	2
2038	This is the last time you are bringing me to a steak house.	1.1803	0.04963	61	50	11	0
2039	Did you bring reading glasses?	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
2040	At least we don’t have to use chopsticks.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
2041	I just hope that they have a vegetarian menu.	1.1798	0.04941	89	76	10	3
2042	I hear their fern and sycamore salad is to die for!	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
2043	It's over, Clarence. I've fallen in love with a giraffe.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
2044	When it comes to foreplay, I’m really into necking.	1.1798	0.04676	89	75	12	2
2045	The portions look rather small.	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
2046	So I says to him, I says, 'Why the long face?' and he looks at me and gets this smile. I wasn't in the mood for sass so I just squashed him then and there.	1.1795	0.04373	78	64	14	0
2047	I'm gonna need a longer fork	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2048	Order whatever your heart desires dear .. its not like either one of us will last forever.	1.1795	0.04373	78	64	14	0
2049	Seems like eras since we've been out.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
2050	What was wrong with eating the trees outside?” John Schantz, Nazareth, P	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2051	Should we say we are vegan or allergic to meat?	1.1795	0.03974	78	65	13	0
2052	My next step? Smashing the glass ceiling.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2053	You’re crazy if you think I can swallow a lie like that.	1.1795	0.04373	78	66	11	1
2054	Let’s order one of those drinks with the long straws	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2055	I'm not asking you to stick your neck out for me. Just pay the bill.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
2056	I can’t tell you how rare it is to see eye to eye with someone!	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2057	There’s a pre-comet, asteroid, meteor special tonight.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2058	Please don't take it badly, I just don't see a future for us	1.1795	0.04373	78	64	14	0
2059	we can neck after dinner	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2060	Oh, I guess my favorite artist would be Modigliani.	1.1795	0.05396	78	67	8	3
2061	I feel strangely drawn to the little neck clams.	1.1795	0.05696	78	68	6	4
2062	I've waited a millenia to dine with you like this.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2063	Ask the waiter why the stegosaurs got bigger plates than us.	1.1795	0.04739	78	67	9	2
2064	You should’ve asked for a high-top.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2065	I'm glad we found a place that doesn't have ceiling fans.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2066	With us, a dinner date always involves necking....	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2067	I hope they have really long forks.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2068	The homo sapiens is supposed to be exquisite here.	1.1795	0.04739	78	65	12	1
2069	I’m glad after all this long wait you finally decided to invite me to a date	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2070	I told you not to fall into white collar jobs.	1.1795	0.05078	78	66	10	2
2071	No wonder we’re going to extinct! I can’t get my food to my mouth.	1.1795	0.04739	78	67	9	2
2072	How do they expect us to eat without cutlery?	1.1791	0.05987	67	58	6	3
2073	Of course people look up to you, Ron. But, they're just short.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
2074	We've been waiting so long we've become apatosauruses.	1.1791	0.04720	67	55	12	0
2075	And the tree in the window looked so appetizing.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
2076	I thought you asked for a high top table.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
2077	I hear they're predicting a meteor shower for this weekend. It would be fun to go watch!	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
2078	I mean it. You’ll never see me again.	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
2079	I told you we should’ve gotten a high-top.	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
2080	I guess we’ll have the sea food tower	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
2081	All the high tops were taken	1.1791	0.05177	67	56	10	1
2082	Shall we go visit your cousin at the Field Museum later?	1.1791	0.05597	67	57	8	2
2083	The Paleo Diet just isn't cutting it.	1.1789	0.03954	95	78	17	0
2084	The flower is a nice touch, but I wish I could smell it.	1.1789	0.04227	95	79	15	1
2085	I don't neck on a first date.	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2086	Please, help yourself. I am tired of trying.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2087	My fork is not long enough.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2088	I think those trilobites were past their expiration date.	1.1786	0.05759	56	47	8	1
2089	Next time let's find a place that serves high tea.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2090	It went down the wrong pipe.	1.1786	0.05399	84	73	7	4
2091	We should have ordered a long drink.	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2092	Darling, may our marriage last longer than (the length of) our necks." 😂😂😂😘😘	1.1786	0.04532	84	70	13	1
2093	It’s so nice to finally see eye to eye with someone	1.1786	0.04838	84	71	11	2
2094	I know everyone is staring. I told you this was a stupid idea.	1.1786	0.05126	84	72	9	3
2095	It has been eons since we last dressed up for dinner.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2096	I'm looking forward to the amuse bush.	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
2097	I don’t see the point of this necklace. You?	1.1781	0.04065	73	61	12	0
2098	I think I'll take my dessert back to the swamp.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2099	If I’m extinct, what does that make you?	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2100	You looked taller on your Tinder profile.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2101	Long necks, short arms and small forks, no wonder we are endangered	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2102	Honey, time travel has been interesting, but I'm afraid I preferred the Mesozoic Era. I didn't have to accessorize.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2103	Mar-A-Lago was a lovely choice, these are our kind of people	1.1781	0.05962	73	64	5	4
2104	I love that we have a lot of prehistory together.	1.1781	0.05286	73	62	9	2
2105	The food is always cold when I bring it to my mouth.	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
2106	So this is how it ends? With our inability to eat a shrimp cocktail?	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
2107	Do you think they’ve noticed we have no fingers?	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
2108	My celebrity crush? T-Rex from Jurassic Park.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2109	the waiter just told me the conifers are in short supply	1.1781	0.04913	73	61	11	1
2110	Sorry darling but, you have something. Just there on your neck.	1.1781	0.04509	73	60	13	0
2111	This place was much better in the Mesozoic Era- don’t you think?	1.1781	0.05634	73	63	7	3
2112	Did you just feel the earth shake?	1.1778	0.04628	90	76	12	2
2113	By the time he brings us, our check we’ll be extinct	1.1774	0.05874	62	53	7	2
2114	It's hard to date someone at eye level these days.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
2115	I always get pterosaurs in my stomach on the first dates.	1.1774	0.04891	62	51	11	0
2116	I’m not clear why you brought me to a steakhouse, my family hasn’t eaten meat for centuries.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2117	I'm ordering the treetops special.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2118	Should we help the T-rex couple at the next table. They seem to be having so much trouble with their silverware.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2119	But we always start with Hearts of Palm!	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2120	We should have reserved a high-top.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2121	November, ugh! All those pashminas.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2122	I've decided to leave you for a giraffe.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2123	Small portions.	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2124	I understand the papyrus salad here is outstanding.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2125	I hope they have the extra long forks	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2126	After you!	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2127	I stuck my neck out for you	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2128	I told you that I’m a vegetarian..	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2129	I’m going to duck back down to see if our food’s arrived.	1.1772	0.04324	79	65	14	0
2130	I’ve always considered myself a cretaceous being anyway…..	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2131	I thought you said this place was vegetarian.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2132	This place would be more romantic if they dusted the ceiling every once in a while…	1.1772	0.05332	79	68	8	3
2133	Uh... dinner... ah, finds a way.	1.1772	0.05018	79	67	10	2
2134	So, am I feeding you and then you feed me or do they just put the food in our mouths?	1.1772	0.04684	79	66	12	1
2135	Don’t tell me you didn’t see the check.	1.1771	0.04187	96	80	15	1
2136	It’s not commitment I’m scared of, it’s the ceiling fan.	1.1765	0.05904	68	59	6	3
2137	This is why I prefer sitting at the bar.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2138	Are you sure the waiter saw us?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2139	Oh my gosh, don't tell me you're into Taylor Swift too!	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2140	No! I don’t know why they brought us that kind of beer!” Kathy Hughes Memphis, T	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
2141	Did you order the drinks with straws?	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
2142	We're in this together until we go extinct	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2143	There's many a slip twixt the cup and the lip	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
2144	I know that being a ceiling fan salesman has always been your dream, honey, but I feel that I'd be more comfortable if you stuck with accounting.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
2145	We’ll have to alternate bites.	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
2146	Rum and Coke, tall. You?	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
2147	Maybe we should start thinking about kids and the future of the planet, the long neck population is kind of dwindling.	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2148	Do you think it would be impolite to ask if they could move that tree closer?	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2149	The review said “elevated” dining experience”.	1.1765	0.04786	85	72	11	2
2150	Hmmm?" "Perhaps we should have had a picnic in the park!", "The one with really tall trees!	1.1765	0.05107	68	57	10	1
2151	It’s always cold once it gets to my mouth	1.1765	0.05520	68	58	8	2
2152	I know we’re vegetarians, Carl, but I just can’t help myself. I’m going to try the T-Rex Truffled Ribeye	1.1765	0.06265	68	60	4	4
2153	I told you to get a hightop table, Brain.	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
2154	well this is nice	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
2155	We better drink up, those paper straws are never going last.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
2156	The ambiance is great but the service fell a little short to my standards	1.1765	0.04657	68	56	12	0
2157	I thought we requested a high top	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
2158	Can you promise me a future together	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
2159	If they don't have longer forks, let's just get takeout.	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
2160	Do you think women will always have to carry the dinner conversation?	1.1758	0.05321	91	80	6	5
2161	I’m feeling a little gassy.	1.1758	0.04306	91	79	10	2
2162	I just don’t see eye to eye with you on this	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
2163	Honey, this was nice and all, but how much longer until I can take off these constricting clothes?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
2164	Let's ask for straws and really long forks.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2165	It was a mistake to order the tapas.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2166	First you tell me you're a brontosaurus. Now, you tell me you're a brachiosaurus. Which is it, George?	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2167	I hate it when they sit us in the corner; you can't see a thing.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2168	Oh, you are so right. It's so hard trying to find just the right scarf.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2169	What are the chances they could give is the Heimlich?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2170	We should ask for straws.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2171	OK, one flower for two herbivores? It's been one microaggression after another ever since we walked in here.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2172	I specifically requested a high top!	1.1757	0.06193	74	66	3	5
2173	What an odd special. Don’t all clams have little necks?	1.1757	0.05563	74	64	7	3
2174	I'm here with George, three tables over. You?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2175	Are you familiar with Heimlich procedure?	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2176	Do you think it would be gauche if we used our tongues?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2177	After dinner, should we go to my loch or yours?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2178	Honestly, this was kind of beneath us.	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2179	Our date nights still don’t help my feeling of doom	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2180	I thought we were having a TREE for two!	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2181	You never take me to the Ritz.	1.1757	0.04454	74	61	13	0
2182	First dates are always a stretch, aren’t they?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2183	Glad you could join me up here	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2184	What a time for my nose to itch.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2185	I thought you said you made reservations for a high table?	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2186	Personally, I’d rather go extinct than drink from a paper straw.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2187	I wouldn't mind the East Village if it didn't make me feel like a dinosaur. The cocktails are good, though.	1.1757	0.04852	74	62	11	1
2188	I don’t know how to tell you, Charles, but we’re up to our necks in credit card debt	1.1757	0.05219	74	63	9	2
2189	Want to neck?	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
2190	I'm not trying it until I have something to wash it down with.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
2191	I am so thankful that I have finally found a man who is the same height as me	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
2192	I think your neck is too long for me.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
2193	You'd think they'd have a vegetarian option.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2194	They do a nice forest canapé here.	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
2195	I’m glad that we’re finally seeing eye to eye.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2196	This dress makes me feel neck-ked.	1.1750	0.04275	80	68	11	1
2197	How did he know to point out the vegan special to us?	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2198	Finally we're here, this reservation took ages.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2199	Ain't evolution a bitch?	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2200	What do you take for a sore throat?	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
2201	Can you tell if there are any fries left down there?	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
2202	They’re saying that this Global Warming could be an extinction level event.	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2203	If you take your nose and touch my nose, we’ll make a heart.	1.1750	0.05270	80	69	8	3
2204	I guess I’m looking for someone who sees things the way I do.	1.1750	0.04275	80	66	14	0
2205	It’s great to finally meet someone I see things eye to eye with	1.1750	0.04960	80	68	10	2
2206	Paleo diet? Never heard of it. I hear the Mesozoic Diet is all the rage right now.	1.1750	0.05562	80	70	6	4
2207	Do you think the chicken is free range?	1.1750	0.04630	80	67	12	1
2208	I like you, but can we get past you being a Brontosaurus and me being an Apatasaurus?	1.1746	0.05787	63	54	7	2
2209	Okay, we’re extinct. Now what?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
2210	Industrial society and it's consequences am I right?	1.1746	0.04821	63	52	11	0
2211	It's nice to finally have some vegan menu options	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
2212	Did you happen to catch the news item about the meteor that hit the Gulf of Mexico?	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
2213	But you promised me we’d share the strawberry shortcake.	1.1746	0.05326	63	53	9	1
2214	Can you see the waiter?	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
2215	What do you mean, you no longer feel the earth move?	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
2216	Emily's volcano won first place at school today.	1.1744	0.03769	86	72	14	0
2217	I think she forgot our straws.	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
2218	I do NOT talk down to restaurant staff.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2219	I promise this is the highest table.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
2220	Unfortunately they have no long forks and no provision for grazing	1.1744	0.05015	86	74	9	3
2221	I'm happy this isn't one of those paleo places.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2222	Cheers to evolution!!	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2223	You have such a throaty laugh!	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2224	It's so refreshing to meet someone who recognizes that my EYES ARE UP HERE.	1.1744	0.04734	86	73	11	2
2225	I'm just thankful to not look down on you.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2226	Don’t know why. I just felt like some little necks.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2227	If one more person asks me about the weather up here, I'm no longer an herbivore!	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2228	I' am so glad they raised the ceiling in this place.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2229	Is it true what they say about men with long necks?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2230	Do they have straws?	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2231	Okay, Mr. Romantic. Tell me how this is supposed to work again.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2232	This is what happens when you order from the kids menu.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
2233	I don't understand why...in this lovely part of the solar system...there are so few restaurants with high ceilings.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
2234	Are you sure you typed 'tall' portions?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2235	They seem short-staffed. I hope the appetizers arrive before we're both extinct.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2236	It’s really just all about the presentation!	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
2237	We have to quit meeting this way.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2238	Stop moaning I told you we needed to lose weight	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
2239	I'm worried about my carbon footprint	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2240	You're right. The bow tie would have looked better.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2241	We should have made this a tall order.	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
2242	So this is how we become extinct?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2243	I thought I'd go extinct before meeting someone who met me eye-to-eye.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
2244	I told you if we waited long enough the Paleo diet would come back.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
2245	It's not every day you celebrate a 75 millionth anniversary.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
2246	I’ve put my neck out there for this relationship, and I’m tired of it, John.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2247	It’s so nice to finally meet someone on the same level.	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
2248	Do you like your necklace?	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
2249	Did you remember to tell the waiter about my meteor allergy?!	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2250	Two highballs please” @dana_torregian	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2251	See what happens when you forget the reservation, Harold? I'll have to see the chiroraptor first thing in the morning.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2252	I’m happy you asked me to dinner, but don’t expect any necking later.	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2253	It is warmer up here, isn’t it?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2254	How long does it take to make a salad?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2255	Remember when we used to play footsies	1.1739	0.04596	69	57	12	0
2256	Tell me something, do you also feel like an old soul stuck in the wrong era?	1.1739	0.05824	69	60	6	3
2257	But, dear, it’s better than being long in the tooth.	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2258	I’m thinking about getting a tattoo on my neck	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2259	I just feel we have a lot in common	1.1739	0.05445	69	59	8	2
2260	Did you remember to tell them I eat plant-based?	1.1739	0.05039	69	58	10	1
2261	Did you bring the utensil extenders, or was I supposed to?	1.1735	0.04358	98	83	13	2
2262	Diplodocus? Your profile said you were Brachiosaurus.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
2263	I hope they bring some straws.	1.1733	0.04400	75	62	13	0
2264	People are staring. I’m afraid we’re overdressed.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
2265	You look like you can afford to pick up the check.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
2266	I just heard the weather report... partly cloudy with a chance of meteor showers.	1.1733	0.04400	75	62	13	0
2267	I love the necklace, but does it make me look fat?	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
2268	Let’s get the littlenecks.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
2269	So out of the blue this guy Modigliani stops me on the street..."	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
2270	In this day and age, what’s the worst that could happen?	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
2271	I can’t see the menu…mind if I use the flashlight?	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
2272	Well, I’d like to order share plates but my arms aren’t long enough.	1.1733	0.04792	75	63	11	1
2273	I hope she doesn't notice my tiny hands	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
2274	I’m glad we can finally spend some time just face to face to each other	1.1733	0.04400	75	62	13	0
2275	I asked for a high top table, but it was first come first serve.	1.1733	0.05493	75	65	7	3
2276	I don’t think this table can hold two hundred pounds of vegetation Paul.	1.1733	0.05155	75	64	9	2
2277	We're waaaay to high for this.	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
2278	The waiters are ignoring us—it is as though we are extinct!	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
2279	Fine dining seemed like a good idea, but any ideas on how we're actually going to eat off plates?	1.1728	0.05497	81	71	6	4
2280	Spielberg said my Ophelia made him weep but he was looking for someone taller.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
2281	Can you imagine where we'd be if that astroid actually did hit the earth?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
2282	If the waiter again asks if we'll be necking after dinner, I'm going to spill the soup over his head.	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
2283	Why add six extra stories to the restaurant if they weren't going to make taller tables?	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
2284	I'm so glad we decided to fly first class.	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
2285	Isn’t it funny, that we both refuse to be involved with internet dating?	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
2286	Ask for longer straws	1.1728	0.04227	81	67	14	0
2287	My first husband choked on a piece of meat, and there was nothing we could do.	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
2288	I remember when this place used to be packed. Now, we're the only ones here.	1.1728	0.04903	81	69	10	2
2289	Wait, phone eats first!	1.1728	0.05209	81	70	8	3
2290	Sorry Frank, I do want to marry you but I'm not changing my name again	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
2291	Ya know, I just really thought the necktie was meant to be worn further up..	1.1728	0.04578	81	68	12	1
2292	After this, let's stroll and watch those lovely asteroids tonight.	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
2293	Oh,my love,some things are just not meant to be.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
2294	Don't you miss straws? I miss straws.	1.1724	0.05223	87	76	7	4
2295	The food's good, but the ambiance is a bit prehistoric.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
2296	If I hear one more waiter say, “How’s the weather up there,” I swear I’m going shove this plate of pasta right into his face.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
2297	Eye of Fox and toe of twitter. Like a hell broth boil and bubble.	1.1724	0.06571	58	51	4	3
2298	Let's order dessert. Life is short!	1.1724	0.05575	58	49	8	1
2299	Let's get the seafood tower, standing rib roast and 27 layer cake.	1.1724	0.06094	58	50	6	2
2300	I'd like to go line-dancing next!	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
2301	Please ask the waiter if you see him.	1.1724	0.04389	87	73	13	1
2302	I would have preferred a high top table.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
2303	Shoot, I forgot to bring my distance glasses.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
2304	I told you the plunging neckline was a mistake. The waiter couldn't even look me in the eyes.	1.1720	0.04221	93	78	14	1
2305	Don’t tell anyone, but I love surf & turf.	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
2306	Call me a dinosaur, but I prefer when the man pays.	1.1719	0.04753	64	53	11	0
2307	I told you I’m vegetarian.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
2308	This was a lovely dinner for a first date, but no necking tonight.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
2309	I keep telling you... Fossil Fuels will be the end of us!	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
2310	I can't decide between the cheesecake and the apple pie - it's neck and neck	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
2311	Save room for two tons of leaves and twigs.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
2312	I had thought that point of view was extinct.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
2313	I hope our dessert arrives before we’re extinct.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
2314	I just love the high ceilings in this place!	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
2315	I've been looking for a penciled-necked geek like you for years!	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
2316	We've both been hurt, so let's go slow. We have all the time in the world.	1.1719	0.05249	64	54	9	1
2317	The after-taste never goes away.	1.1719	0.05702	64	55	7	2
2318	Love is in the air” “Those are jet fumes, honey.	1.1719	0.06122	64	56	5	3
2319	So how have you managed getting in and out of elevators?	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
2320	It took us 150 million years to get this reservation.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2321	Thank you for buying me a wristwatch for my birthday; it's something I would never think of buying for myself.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2322	I believe I’ll start with the sweet and ‘saur soup.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2323	Did you ask the waiter for extra-long utensils?	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
2324	I can’t reach my mouth; can you?	1.1714	0.06095	70	62	4	4
2325	I told you this place was beneath us.	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
2326	What do I want for Christmas? Oh, a scarf would be nice.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2327	If I were you, I wouldn't stick my neck out.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
2328	Don't tell me you want to neck after dinner.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2329	...and then I did a gap year where I backpacked across Pangaea.	1.1714	0.05745	70	61	6	3
2330	I don’t think they serve tree stars here, and no kid’s menu for Little Foot	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
2331	I see you've finally figured out where to wear the tie.	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2332	I thought this kind of relationship was extinct before I fell neck deep in love with you	1.1714	0.04973	70	59	10	1
2333	I think I dropped my napkin under the table.	1.1714	0.04537	70	58	12	0
2334	dinosaur kale?! what animals!	1.1714	0.05373	70	60	8	2
2335	Sorry I'm late... Fred Flinstone had me drive him home from The Water Buffalo Lodge again.	1.1711	0.04734	76	66	8	2
2336	The portions look so small.	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
2337	It’s gonna be hard to go down on you later	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2338	Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
2339	How do I pretend I'm eating it?"	1.1711	0.05739	76	67	5	4
2340	I only dated T..Rex once. Once I found out he was in asteroid denial, I said bye bye big guy.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2341	I'm not crazy about finger food	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
2342	I know the food is meh. I picked it for the ceiling height.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2343	True ambiance is extinct...	1.1711	0.04348	76	63	13	0
2344	Stanley, you’re such a dinosaur.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2345	Is that only your neck?	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
2346	At Oxford we always dined at the high table.	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2347	Let’s just wait for our food to go down	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
2348	I’m thinking of getting the soup.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
2349	I think maybe just the salad.	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
2350	I hear this place has a good gastrolith service	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2351	My spanx are killing me.	1.1711	0.05091	76	65	9	2
2352	the app said you were taller	1.1711	0.05425	76	66	7	3
2353	It’s kind of a long story, Greg…	1.1711	0.04734	76	64	11	1
2354	I hope our waiter is dumb.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
2355	Of course, I’d love to see you again, but, uh . . . I’m going extinct next week. Yeahhh . . .	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
2356	It's delicious, but I was grazing all day.	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
2357	The hard part of these new plant based restaurants is reaching the plate	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
2358	Extinction? Let's just call the whole thing off.	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
2359	We seem to have outgrown whatever we were fittest for!	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
2360	Don't assume necking is on the table.	1.1707	0.05149	82	71	8	3
2361	I never know where to put the tie	1.1707	0.04527	82	69	12	1
2362	Now there's a million dollar idea- neck warmers for the long necked!	1.1707	0.04181	82	68	14	0
2363	Will you ask the waiter to turn down the a/c? It’s blowing directly on me.	1.1707	0.04848	82	70	10	2
2364	The giraffes over there keep blocking my view.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2365	Just don’t look up!	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2366	I forgot my readers again.	1.1705	0.04634	88	75	11	2
2367	It could be worse. At least there are no ceiling fans.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
2368	Let's change things up tonight and order the low-hanging fruit.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
2369	Sometimes I feel so old fashioned!	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
2370	Size matters.	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
2371	How do we eat with these short arms??	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
2372	that’s the last time I’ll stick my neck out for you	1.1695	0.05488	59	50	8	1
2373	I’m sure they will work it all out in the end; you know, they can’t continue to wage wars forever.	1.1695	0.05997	59	51	6	2
2374	Ahem. My eyes are up here.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2375	Mammal Intelligence gives us great stuff, but is it moving too fast?"	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2376	It’s not you, it’s me… and also that asteroid.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2377	I feel like I’ve known you for a million years.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
2378	This is very nice Oscar, but I still can’t shake the feeling that something terrible is about to happen.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2379	Hon, I’m not sure. But, DINO might mean Democrat In Name Only. Don’t be so sensitive.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
2380	Milton, be discreet.	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
2381	All that time posing for Modigliani really paid off!	1.1692	0.06419	65	58	3	4
2382	Where would you put your earrings?	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2383	I may be sticking my neck out here,but if they want to get the brontosaurus crowd they larger portions!	1.1692	0.05174	65	57	6	2
2384	First Date. No Phones. Sheer Terror.	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
2385	Did the waiter say meatier or meteor?	1.1692	0.05174	65	55	9	1
2386	So, let me get this straight. We have to have a prenup, because we’re prehistoric?	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
2387	How Romantic. We should do this more often.Wanna neck?	1.1692	0.04687	65	54	11	0
2388	I think I'm going to need a larger napkin.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2389	I wanted to look like Jackie-O tonight but per usual - my pearls always get overlooked.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2390	I deep throat.	1.1692	0.06032	65	57	5	3
2391	It’s about time we went out. Carpe diem, I always say. You never know what the future holds.	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2392	I booked this reservation in the Cretaceous period	1.1692	0.05620	65	56	7	2
2393	I’d really appreciate it if you’d give your doomsday astroid fear a rest tonight.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2394	Tell me again how you like to eat spaghett.	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
2395	Prehistoric problems require prehistoric solutions	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2396	I love your shoes	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2397	I'm sure it's lovely. If only I had opposable thumbs...	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2398	Do we have time for dessert?	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
2399	Think we should ask for a three hour break to let those starters go down.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2400	I'm on a new diet. If you can't reach it, you can't eat it.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2401	Just pretend we can reach it.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2402	Who knew we'd come back a million years after the last human left?	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2403	Just ask for straws, dear.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
2404	It was good, but the portions are a bit small.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
2405	Larger forks?	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2406	I should probably let you know upfront, I never neck on the first date.	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
2407	table for 2	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2408	I think I'll start with the long necked clams.	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
2409	I told them we wanted a high top table.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2410	As economists, we are surely familiar with the trickle-down theory.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2411	I just think chicken wings was an interesting choice, for a lot of reasons.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2412	After that rich meal we really should roam the earth for at least ninety minutes.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2413	Remember when we used to neck?	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
2414	I hear the restaurant’s overhead is exorbitant	1.1690	0.05669	71	62	6	3
2415	My fortune cookie says “ you will become fuel for internal combustion engines”…what does yours say?	1.1690	0.04479	71	61	9	1
2416	Why do you think they couldn’t get me a straw?	1.1690	0.04479	71	59	12	0
2417	Honey, you're not supposed to eat the table decorations	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2418	…I meant, a watch is a thoughtful anniversary gift, Ed, but how will I ever see it?	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2419	I like that you always make eye contact.	1.1690	0.05302	71	61	8	2
2420	For the record, I did request a high top when I made the reservation.	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2421	It’s been a long week, Herb	1.1690	0.04908	71	60	10	1
2422	I love how we've evolved so we can actually hear each other in a Manhattan restaurant.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2423	Can you explain one more time why we should support fossil fuel taxes?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2424	You’re still hungry because the food hasn’t reached your stomach yet.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2425	Since we can't both eat at the same time, I'll go first.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2426	Does this dress make my neck look short?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2427	Probably more appropriate with turtle necks.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2428	How can we gracefully eat this meal?	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
2429	I dunno if my stomach is upset, nothing's got there yet!	1.1688	0.04297	77	64	13	0
2430	The waitstaff seems to have gone extinct.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2431	So this is your new invention? The "restaurant"?	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
2432	I miss outdoor dining.	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2433	Did you confirm with them that we wanted a high top?	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2434	Let's go. Service is so slow we'll be extinct by the time we get our dinners.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
2435	Did the waiter go extinct or something?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2436	You still think you're funny ordering littleneck clams?	1.1688	0.04678	77	65	11	1
2437	Imagine a world where carnivores rule?	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2438	I told you we should order highballs.	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2439	Remember the Mesozoic Era? I loved it when we ruled the Earth.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
2440	I'm not a big fan of this small plate fad	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
2441	Oh just something light for my, my lunch just reached my stomach	1.1688	0.05030	77	66	9	2
2442	I’m going to order the spaghetti.	1.1688	0.05359	77	67	7	3
2443	I can’t believe you are leaving me for a carnivore.	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
2444	So we finally made it in high society…	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
2445	A steak house? Really?	1.1687	0.03763	83	70	13	0
2446	What's taking so long? We'll be extinct by the time our food gets here.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
2447	Now this is haute cuisine.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
2448	We should head out soon. My weather app said there's a 90% chance of asteroid.	1.1687	0.04476	83	70	12	1
2449	' I think I am choking on a fish bone'	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
2450	Did you hear there’s a meteor shower tonight?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
2451	Where is our food?	1.1685	0.04586	89	76	11	2
2452	I'm fine, I'm fine. It just went down the wrong pipe."	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2453	I'm looking for a partner that won't settle for the low hanging fruit.	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
2454	I so happy we've been able to keep our heads above this mess.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2455	Dear, it all just seems so slightly out of reach, doesn’t it?	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2456	I'm glad this worked out last minute as well. I just wish they were more clear on what "squeezing us in" really meant.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
2457	I want to take things slow, not move at a breakneck pace.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2458	A bit short on the legroom don’t you think?	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
2459	Im not that hungry, so I’ll just have 26,000 salads.	1.1667	0.05600	78	69	5	4
2460	I'm suprised they had seating for us.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2461	I thought they served tall leafy trees.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
2462	We should have taken that high-top table the maitre d' suggested.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
2463	dutch treat my ass	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2464	Perhaps we should request a triple HighTop table?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2465	Does my neck look old?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2466	YOU ask for a straw	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
2467	We’ve eaten plants our entire life. Let’s try a steak.	1.1667	0.04806	90	78	9	3
2468	Honey, you think in the long run we'd be able to eat entire dino-baguettes whole? (IDK I'm running out of things to put)	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2469	You'll have to move your chair to the back to eat.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2470	No problem...the chef's salad is served on a drone.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2471	You know, they say if we eat right we will live longer, but I have feeling we are going die at the same time, so I say lets eat what we want while we can.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2472	And you accuse me of being high-maintenance?	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2473	Enjoy, we’ll be extinct soon.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2474	Fine dining is all well and good, but have you figured out exactly how we are going to bring the forks up to our mouths?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2475	I thought you reserved a high-top table...	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2476	That's a Tall Order	1.1667	0.04623	78	68	8	2
2477	I'm not criticizing. It's good that you chose a restaurant with a high ceiling.	1.1667	0.05311	84	74	6	4
2478	Frankly,it sticks in my craw	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
2479	You don’t usually don’t have the best of luck with off the rack clothing.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
2480	Back in the Jurassic you could count the herbivore fine dining options on one manus.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2481	Why would we need lobster bibs? We're vegetarians.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
2482	I didn't realise this was a low level restaurant	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2483	I hear the plant-free burger is to die for!	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2484	I’ve always been an other to myself. How’s about you?	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
2485	NOW do you believe our arms are too short?	1.1667	0.05934	72	64	4	4
2486	I feels like a millions years since we really talked.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2487	Eating all this vegetation is going to turn us into one big blob of gas someday."	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
2488	I'm over the moon that you stuck your neck out to get this reservation. I thought you had your head in the clouds again dear.	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2489	No Gary, I don’t want to watch the meteor shower tonight.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2490	I'm one dino-mite gal	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
2491	Can we forget vegan for just one meal?	1.1667	0.05403	60	51	8	1
2492	It's great to meet another gastrosaurus.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2493	It's nice,but I think we have come to the wrong place.	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
2494	I just finished reading Nora Ephron's book "I Feel Bad About My Neck". SHE feels bad!	1.1667	0.05946	66	58	5	3
2495	The service here is so slow; they must be shorthanded too.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2496	For women of my era, asking a man to dinner is really sticking your neck out.	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2497	Do you think I'm above it all?	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2498	It’s definitely your turn to ask the waiter to toss our food up, hon.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2499	I distinctly requested a high-top"	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
2500	Of course I appreciate the high ceilings, but a few more vegetarian options would be nice.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2501	The bourguignon was out of this world.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2502	Can you please read me the menu? I forgot my reading glasses and it’s a bit high up here.	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
2503	Can you see the menu?	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
2504	Any chance that Wilt will be our server?	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2505	My feeling is that this could be one of those times when we'd do better by not sticking our necks out.	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
2506	Not to spoil the evening, but my sister heard a rumor about a giant asteroid."	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
2507	You've got a lot of cheek.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2508	We're going to need REALLY long forks	1.1667	0.05903	60	52	6	2
2509	I really prefer the long neck clams.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
2510	The forks are too short.	1.1667	0.05059	90	79	7	4
2511	Is this what's meant by conspicuous consumption?	1.1667	0.04970	78	67	9	2
2512	I can't hide it anymore, I'm an omnivore	1.1667	0.04623	78	66	11	1
2513	You’re going to order the little necks again, aren’t you?	1.1667	0.05034	84	73	8	3
2514	Gus, I’m beginning to second guess our choice to sit lakeside at Loch Ness.	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
2515	I need someone with high aspirations,not just a guy with his head in the clouds.	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2516	Finally, after all these years, some quality FaceTime.”	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
2517	Have we become dinosaurs, Brian?	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
2518	Next time, I think we should think twice about ordering finger food.	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
2519	It's nice to finally have an evening away from the jungle.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2520	I'm sick of salad. Let's get burgers.	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
2521	But I’m not a vegetarian.	1.1667	0.04623	66	55	11	0
2522	He said he’ll be back with a ladder	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2523	This dinner date was long overdue	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
2524	What happened to that Darwin guy's theories?	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
2525	Can't reach the food	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2526	I know we’re herbivores but Yelp says the steak tartare here is to die for!	1.1667	0.05102	66	56	9	1
2527	They didn’t leave much room for God, did they?	1.1667	0.05595	72	63	6	3
2528	These chairs could use a cushion.	1.1667	0.04740	84	72	10	2
2529	Would you like to dance, neck to neck?	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2530	I’ve always loved the atmosphere in here	1.1667	0.04247	78	65	13	0
2531	I’m not trying to be funny but I believe that my love for you is extinct Henry, I’m sorry I can’t stay for dessert.	1.1667	0.04845	72	61	10	1
2532	I can’t believe we finally scored a table here. I guess every asteroid has a silver lining	1.1667	0.04423	72	60	12	0
2533	So much for high society...	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2534	Look at us, who would’ve thought	1.1667	0.05540	66	57	7	2
2535	I didn’t realize it’s custom to eat with your hands. This may be a problem.	1.1667	0.05233	72	62	8	2
2536	A spoon full of sugar won't make much of a difference	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
2537	Why do you always choose Japanese places? You know I’m awful with chopsticks!	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2538	Again, no utensils!	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2539	We need to ask for really long forks.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2540	I'm glad we're celebrating even though the news is so difficult to swallow	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2541	We really will need some longer utensils.	1.1647	0.05252	85	75	6	4
2542	I liked it better when we were on a paleo diet.	1.1647	0.04688	85	73	10	2
2543	was a good thought	1.1647	0.04379	85	72	12	1
2544	This is the ultimate in high end dining.	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
2545	Wait, I didn’t know you were a vegetarian, Ralph; I thought you said you were a veterinarian!	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
2546	Finding a restaurant with high ceilings is tough these days!	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
2547	Crap! They are out of straws	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2548	Are you at least six foot?	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
2549	Eggplant Parmesan again, you’re acting like a fossil.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2550	I told you we should sit at the bar.	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
2551	I wonder what we have in common?	1.1646	0.05231	79	69	7	3
2552	The meal is fine. I'm just saying I would’ve chosen a table in the garden.	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
2553	I'm afraid that despite your best efforts, we just don't see eye to eye.	1.1646	0.04198	79	66	13	0
2554	Ugh! I forgot my distance glasses.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2555	I don’t know how to tell you this…but I think our marriage has gone extinct, so to speak	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2556	what's for dinner? I need my glasses.	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2557	How do they expect us to eat without silverware?	1.1646	0.04911	79	68	9	2
2558	Honey, can we go home. My neck hurts.	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
2559	Maybe try throwing it in my mouth.	1.1646	0.05532	79	70	5	4
2560	You’re shorter than you looked online	1.1646	0.04568	79	67	11	1
2561	Maybe we should teach this cartoonist about our proper dimensions?	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2562	I feel a bit lightheaded.....	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2563	I was thinking of leafy greens.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2564	That's a stretch!	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
2565	We better order a tall glass of water.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2566	Don't turn around, but that pesky Ostrich family just got seated behind us!	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
2567	No wonder our ancestors became extinct.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2568	I really thought a meet your match website was a long shot.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2569	Do you think we're stretching it a bit with this fancy dinner?	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
2570	If the service doesn't speed up, we can forget about finding a good seat at the comet-viewing party later.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2571	I would drink you under the table.	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
2572	Fake it 'til you make it" has its limits	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2573	I wish I could see over the edge	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2574	They say it can take 20 minutes after eating before you feel full.	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
2575	Did you ever think it would come to this?	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
2576	I'm sorry Dear, but I'm not able to give this restaurant my full-throated endorsement"	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2577	We should have asked for straws with our cocktails	1.1644	0.05522	73	64	6	3
2578	We should have gotten a Bar Top Table.	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
2579	I hope they got straws.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2580	The portions are smaller than I remembered.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2581	I told you not to trust the Velociraptors when they recommended a restaurant.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2582	It's nice to meet someone so down to earth	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
2583	We should talk. It’s been long enough.	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2584	Did you see the news today? It feels like end times are coming.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2585	May we try something other than salad tonight, Robert?	1.1644	0.04368	73	61	12	0
2586	Harold, we can’t neck here.	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2587	25 years of marriage, and we still see things eye to eye	1.1644	0.05166	73	63	8	2
2588	It’s nice to finally meet someone I can see eye to eye with!	1.1644	0.04784	73	62	10	1
2589	Everyone at the office keeps saying this can’t last forever”	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2590	I can’t help but think what the evolution of clothing says about the origin of our species	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2591	Since I can't see my plate, you'll have to tell me what you ordered for me	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2592	No necking on the first date.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2593	Harry, I told you we should have asked for a corner table so we wouldn't be seen.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2594	For once, darling, do not ask the waiter if they serve little necks.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2595	Did you hear Fred got dug up yesterday?	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
2596	I'm getting really tired of those "necking" jokes.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2597	Yes you did eat the bread. Its on it's way down.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2598	The service here is slower than usual. Feels like we haven’t seen our waiter in 65 million years.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
2599	I’m glad we see eye to eye on this extinction nonsense.	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
2600	I can't explain it. But, I don't see a future for us.	1.1642	0.06236	67	60	3	4
2601	Just a small green tree for me, dressing on the side.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
2602	I think we're going to need longer forks.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2603	How long do you think it takes for leaves to digest?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2604	honey, don't you think it's about time we hire someone to mow the lawn for us?	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
2605	From down there, it looks like more food.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
2606	No, I don't have a Tyrannosaurus ex.	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2607	Now that’s a reach, Susan	1.1642	0.04560	67	56	11	0
2608	Let’s skip the long talk	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
2609	Finally a place to keep low profile	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2610	have you ever been with a giraffe?	1.1642	0.05031	67	57	9	1
2611	We should have booked a high top.	1.1642	0.05462	67	58	7	2
2612	Do you think they have very long chopsticks?	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
2613	The centerpiece looks delicious.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
2614	How about an order of Little Necks?	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
2615	I'm going to need to stop by the forest on the way home.	1.1639	0.04779	61	51	10	0
2616	Why are sitting at the kid's table?	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
2617	I thought it said a 'tree' course menu for two.	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
2618	'Did you notice we're the only ones here dressed appropriately for fine dining? Sometimes it feels like we're a dying breed.'	1.1639	0.05811	61	53	6	2
2619	Do you have a feeling that people are staring at us?	1.1639	0.05321	61	52	8	1
2620	I suggest no ice.	1.1636	0.05664	55	47	7	1
2621	Despite appearances, I don’t neck on the first date.	1.1630	0.04955	92	81	7	4
2622	We can eat here, but it will be a stretch.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
2623	When I told them to put us near the balcony, I don't think that they truly grasped why!	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
2624	Don't tell that joke about eating like a bird.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
2625	It’s hard to find someone who’s size compatible.	1.1628	0.04637	86	74	10	2
2626	They’re charging this much for vegetables?	1.1628	0.04332	86	73	12	1
2627	Im going have a double order of lizards, turtles, and eggs.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
2628	I simply refuse to use the new name. Once a Brontosaurus, always a Brontosaurus!	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
2629	Do you think it's gauche to ask for straws?	1.1625	0.05169	80	70	7	3
2630	You lied about your age on Tinder, didn't you?	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
2631	Finally, someone else who's head and shoulders above the rest.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
2632	We should have done this eons ago.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
2633	Tonight I feel like being a little carnivorous.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
2634	Well, I don't know if it's the Permian–Triassic Extinction Event or what, but it sure was easy to get a reservation for tonight.	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
2635	the least they could do was bring a higher table for us	1.1625	0.04516	80	68	11	1
2636	It looks like you lied about your height on Tinder	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
2637	The brachiosaurus must alternate sipping their cocktails while on a date, as simultaneous neck flexion results in severe head trauma.	1.1625	0.04151	80	67	13	0
2638	Honey, I’m getting really tired of these lengthy conversations.	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
2639	I confess. I really want the ribeye.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2640	You go down and I'll throw up.	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
2641	Why did you just assume I would like a vegetarian place?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2642	Just don't short-arm it on the check!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2643	This is nice, but I still could go for a pine tree	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
2644	Good thing we're watching our waistlines!	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2645	When we're bigger we won't have to sit at the children's table.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2646	Don’t make it obvious, but did I get sauce on my dress?	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2647	do you neck on the first date?	1.1622	0.05451	74	65	6	3
2648	It's at times like this that I wish my arms were longer.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2649	They’re a little short-handed here these days	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2650	Let's not get the spaghetti.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2651	You said, "you enjoy necking".	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2652	I think we need a dumbwaiter.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2653	I just don't think we're on the same level.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2654	This restaurant is beneath us.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
2655	No Harold. You’re still paying for the drink even though I can’t reach it.	1.1622	0.05101	74	64	8	2
2656	The food here is great but I just don’t like the atmosphere.	1.1622	0.04314	74	62	12	0
2657	I told you they'll make us use "fourchette" in this french restaurant !!	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2658	We are so in love that I think future archeologists won't be able to distinguish us from each other.	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2659	I swear I requested a high top when I made the reservation	1.1622	0.04724	74	63	10	1
2660	The service here is horrendously low here!	1.1622	0.04314	74	64	9	1
2661	Skydiving?? That little stunt you pulled at Loch Ness didn‘t get you publicity enough?	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
2662	I'm glad it's vegan, but we should go to buffets.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2663	You just ordered spaghetti because you like to see everyone staring.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2664	Okay, but if that waiter mentions the little neck clams special one more time,,,, I’m outta here!	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2665	Actually, I think we fit right in.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
2666	I heard that Gertie has a permanent position at EPCOT.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2667	I'm sure there's a nice tree outside we can put these leftovers on	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2668	Yes, I had a nice time. Give me a call the next time you’re in my neck of the woods.	1.1618	0.05780	68	60	5	3
2669	I don’t think we see eye to eye any longer.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
2670	Of course I still love you. Who else would help me with this necklace?	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2671	I'm so glad they didn't seat us under that ceiling fan again.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
2672	I've been longing to see you for a long time.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2673	I hate when our kids call us dinosaurs just because we like a romantic dinner on our anniversary.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2674	At least we don't have tiny arms like a T-Rex.	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
2675	The long-neck clams sound good.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2676	This is why I don't like French restaurants.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2677	I have an idea. How about we share life stories between swallows?	1.1618	0.04499	68	57	11	0
2678	If we're not extinct, why is the waiter ignoring us?	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2679	Do you think they have any vegan options?	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2680	Well it certainly didn't taste like a waiter!	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2681	Although it's our first date, I'm going to stick my neck out and tell you I think we are incredible compatible.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2682	Why don’t you ever wear the turtleneck that I gave you?	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2683	I’m told the eels are fabulous here.	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2684	Yes, the seats are small, but it's nice that they don't allow diners to wear baseball caps.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2685	Stanley, the cold blooded truth is, my heart is so far away that I don’t know if my feelings for you have stayed true.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2686	Have you heard of Yoko Ono?	1.1618	0.05387	68	59	7	2
2687	With how slow the service is, we’re going to miss the meteor shower.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2688	A steak house? Are you kidding me? You know we’re herbivores.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2689	We just don’t see eye to eye on this one.	1.1618	0.04963	68	58	9	1
2690	I just don’t think we have a future. It all just seems, cold and dark.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
2691	With this service, we'll be extinct before we see the main course.	1.1613	0.06168	62	55	4	3
2692	I really had to stick my neck out to score this reservation.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
2693	They say the food is great here--if we can just get past the cutlery and finger bowl problems.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
2694	I hear their vegetarian menu rivals no other.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
2695	I don't date carnivores.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
2696	Every time we eat here, they put a pea on the chair	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
2697	Yes, you look wonderful, too, but...	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
2698	I just need to focus on brachiosaur-me, Dan.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
2699	Be honest. Don't you really envy your friends who are dating mammals?	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
2700	Life is short. Let's order the Baked Alaska.	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
2701	I have a bad feeling about this. We're the only customers again.	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
2702	We should have sat at the high top.	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
2703	I thought this restaurant was vegan	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
2704	I'm not sure but I think those kids at the next table making hand puppet gestures are mocking us...	1.1613	0.05723	62	54	6	2
2705	Honey, I can’t keep up the charade anymore. I haven’t been vegetarian for years	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
2706	But you spoke so very highly of this restaurant.” “I speak very highly of everything	1.1613	0.05241	62	53	8	1
2707	Do you think anyone's looking at us?	1.1613	0.04709	62	52	10	0
2708	Every time we eat here, I get a kink in my neck.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
2709	Of course it’s ok for you to date a giraffe!”	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
2710	There’s something about this European furniture that doesn’t fully convince me	1.1609	0.04870	87	76	8	3
2711	Ever get the feeling that time has passed us by?	1.1607	0.04952	56	47	9	0
2712	Why is it that chairs never have decent neck support?	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
2713	All my tops have a plunging neckline.	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
2714	It’s so refreshing to finally meet someone I see eye to eye with.	1.1607	0.06125	56	49	5	2
2715	I now see the value of old-fashioned treetops...	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2716	I'm OK...it just when down the wrong pipe.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2717	People may be staring at us, but it's better than when they hate us at the movie theater.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2718	We’re they mocking us when they said “ Neckwear required”?	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2719	Well the atmosphere is nice.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2720	I should have asked for a higher table.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2721	Jonathan, If I am lying to you, may a meteor strike me down!	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
2722	This dating service seemed to match us in so many ways.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2723	I thought it was supposed to be noses ...	1.1605	0.04104	81	68	13	0
2724	Henry, I’m beginning to resent these boring nightly meals. I think extinction is far more interesting than being a dine-o-saur, don't you?	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2725	I'm not sure we've evolved enough to be this refined.	1.1605	0.03709	81	69	12	0
2726	Are you vegetarian? I can't tell from here.	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2727	Darren, I feel like our time together is ending	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
2728	‘I guess that’s why they call it the roaring twenties’	1.1605	0.04464	81	69	11	1
2729	I wish I was taller.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2730	The waiter should be back before we're extinct.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2731	I told you we should have taken that high top.	1.1605	0.04797	81	70	9	2
2732	When it comes to romance, I suppose you could say I’m a little old fashioned.	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
2733	One review said sizeable portions by far.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
2734	I'm pregnant	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
2735	I don't know why they keep serving us finger food!	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
2736	The flattering neckline makes the neck look longer.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
2737	I hope they have long straws.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
2738	I always leave these tapas bars feeling a little hungry.	1.1600	0.05037	75	65	8	2
2739	It’s taken us a while to see eye to eye.	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1
2740	These sit-down dinners are so awkward.	1.1600	0.04262	75	63	12	0
2741	you didn't comment on my new necklace once all evening!	1.1600	0.04665	75	64	10	1

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