Contest #871


Cartoon

871


Name Value
Submission deadline -
Voting started -
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued -
Number of captions 4419
Number of responses 628147
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 It's vegan because I added vegans. 1.7497 0.02035 1634 808 427 399
1 Oh no! It was TOADSTOOL, not toad's stool! Damn autocorrect! 1.6818 0.02249 1276 679 324 273
2 Oh, hi Dorothy. No, I haven't seen your little dog. 1.6645 0.01751 2033 1089 537 407
3 Now for the most toxic ingredient of all—social media. 1.6538 0.01688 2236 1233 544 459
4 We're having Stu 1.6527 0.01781 1912 1034 511 367
5 Just a quick post to Wiccapedia. 1.6516 0.02138 1280 675 376 229
6 "Eye of newt is traditional but any Republican Speaker will do. 1.6481 0.01708 2225 1251 506 468
7 A lot of you have been asking what happens if you unfollow me... 1.6409 0.01527 2570 1397 699 474
8 Hi mom, I dissolved my relationship with Jim. 1.6289 0.01659 2156 1188 580 388
9 Mom, it just doesn't taste the same as yours. Who do you think I'm missing 1.6060 0.01859 1609 889 465 255
10 You can probably find most of these ingredients lying around under your house. 1.6036 0.01906 1481 808 452 221
11 Eye of Newt, toe of Goetz, tongue of Kevin... 1.6007 0.01575 2482 1457 559 466
12 Guess who I’m having for dinner!” 1.5899 0.01857 1563 873 458 232
13 I call it Congressional Stew. It smells unpleasant, it's hard to swallow and it's rarely satisfying. Perfect! 1.5884 0.01700 2031 1186 495 350
14 Yes, for my witches in Brooklyn, there is a gluten-free option. 1.5746 0.01642 1963 1114 570 279
15 All right! I got a million hates! 1.5721 0.01979 1414 823 373 218
16 Sorry, gotta go. I’m about to serve my neighbors for dinner. 1.5655 0.01794 1657 958 461 238
17 Yes Mr. Trump! It is a witch hunt. 1.5651 0.01786 1828 1103 417 308
18 By the clicking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. 1.5622 0.01303 3273 1940 826 507
19 Just the one trick-or-treater this year, the rest were too fast. 1.5588 0.01543 2262 1328 604 330
20 Honey, can you pick up a few toads on your way home? 1.5570 0.01770 1553 874 493 186
21 Siri, how many newt eyes are there in a cup? 1.5558 0.01787 1648 962 456 230
22 No, it's pot luck. I'm bringing my husband. 1.5533 0.02098 1209 719 315 175
23 All pairs well with a side of tots. 1.5528 0.01540 2871 1906 343 622
24 The newts are locally sourced. 1.5505 0.01941 1288 732 403 153
25 In Salem we call that wicked good. 1.5470 0.01770 1744 1050 434 260
26 Thank God for Spell check! 1.5393 0.01902 1487 903 368 216
27 Toys-R-Us has the freshest takeout. 1.5390 0.01777 2204 1509 202 493
28 Siri: Which formula will have Trump disappear? 1.5352 0.02201 1166 726 256 184
29 No texting while hexing 1.5340 0.01839 1425 830 429 166
30 Stick your hand out and wave for the camera. 1.5317 0.02093 1277 796 283 198
31 Welcome to my cauldron cooking channel.” 1.5206 0.02042 1604 1105 163 336
32 Hey Siri, what’s a substitute for eye of newt? 1.5179 0.02167 1035 621 292 122
33 Siri,can I substitute two eyes of bat for one eye of newt? 1.5134 0.02224 1005 613 268 124
34 I hope it’s viral. 1.5071 0.02095 1337 884 228 225
35 First episode of hex in the city! 1.5057 0.02234 969 592 264 113
36 Yes, my followers, a good waiter CAN enhance a great meal" 1.5028 0.01964 1233 752 342 139
37 Your kids? Why no, I haven’t seen them. 1.5025 0.02080 1222 778 274 170
38 Maybe he'll be more punctual next time. Oh, wait, there won't be a next time. 1.5004 0.02111 1161 735 271 155
39 Having the Macbeths for dinner! 1.5004 0.02022 1183 729 316 138
40 If I'm a little short of Newt, will some of Kevin or Jim do the job? 1.4934 0.02356 908 575 218 115
41 Your post goes against our community standards as your seasoning includes small children. 1.4897 0.02235 1017 650 236 131
42 This should get some eyeballs. 1.4881 0.02167 1010 630 267 113
43 This will get a lot of eyeballs. 1.4880 0.02315 998 653 203 142
44 Double, double Toil and Trouble! End the Republican Speaker Struggle 1.4871 0.02230 1004 640 239 125
45 Siri…can I substitute eye of chameleon for eye of newt? 1.4868 0.02170 1025 645 261 119
46 Hey Siri - what is the best substitute for Eye of newt? 1.4795 0.02220 903 558 257 88
47 This will be the greatest hex, For I'm turning Twitter into X! 1.4747 0.02655 731 481 153 97
48 To die for", yes indeed 1.4744 0.02349 841 532 219 90
49 Curse that spell check. 1.4721 0.02365 824 522 215 87
50 Damn Now what was the potion password ? 1.4705 0.02335 814 510 225 79
51 And, behold, as our new Speaker emerges from the broth. 1.4704 0.02504 829 551 166 112
52 I love hexting!!! 1.4704 0.02490 793 516 181 96
53 This phone will spare no trick or toil To bring my cauldron to a boil. 1.4700 0.02669 800 552 120 128
54 If you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. 1.4640 0.02616 750 501 150 99
55 A Macbeth audition! Can you believe it? 1.4619 0.02598 749 499 154 96
56 You've reached Hex support. How can I help you? 1.4619 0.02552 734 479 171 84
57 This auto correct always gets the spells wrong 1.4614 0.03218 479 317 103 59
58 Tonight I'm eating vegan... at least he said he was. 1.4612 0.02714 722 496 122 104
59 Nothing says lovin' like something from the Coven... 1.4595 0.02636 716 476 151 89
60 He'll never unfollow me again. 1.4592 0.02715 736 506 122 108
61 Hey, the Macbeths “liked” my new potion. 1.4566 0.02537 692 444 180 68
62 You can easily make this recipe vegan by leaving out the eye of newt. 1.4538 0.03000 520 341 122 57
63 Whoopsie, your autocorrect said eye of Newt Gingrich. 1.4538 0.02688 692 465 140 87
64 Double, double toil and trouble; Facebook burn and Twitter bubble. 1.4522 0.02512 701 452 181 68
65 Hey guys, it’s your girl Elphaba, AKA Miss Toil N’ Trouble. To all my haters out there, thank you for the motivation. And to all my witchy Wicca chicas on the channel, I am obsessed with this new slow cooker cauldron from Pottery Barn. Use code ‘EYEOFNEWT’ to take 20% off your first order. 1.4500 0.02656 700 471 143 86
66 Hilda’s life changed when she realized that casting spells and being an influencer were practically the same job. 1.4495 0.02756 634 423 137 74
67 Halloween. The one day I don't need to fake it for social media 1.4468 0.02697 611 398 153 60
68 30-minute meal, my a**! 1.4448 0.02819 598 400 130 68
69 Siri, find my broom” 1.4444 0.02770 621 416 134 71
70 Mom, I finally found a man I love; he's so tender! 1.4444 0.03811 306 200 76 30
71 Yes!” “All my spells have gone viral 1.4437 0.02646 604 389 162 53
72 …then let it toil and trouble for about twenty minutes. 1.4431 0.02798 598 399 133 66
73 #boil #toil #trouble 1.4418 0.02733 593 389 146 58
74 The cartoon contest is broken. The rambling and synical caption entries are protests. We need more of us to speak up this way. 1.4418 0.03159 593 433 58 102
75 Tell me again, mom; is it "Double, double toil and trouble" or "Double bubble, toil and trouble?" 1.4405 0.02781 588 390 137 61
76 #ToilAndTrouble 1.4387 0.02792 563 370 139 54
77 Bobby Flay, eat your heart out - or I will. 1.4382 0.03199 566 412 60 94
78 Siri, how many calories in eye of newt? 1.4372 0.02732 629 424 135 70
79 Deirdra never tired of posting pictures of other people's kids. 1.4359 0.02912 546 367 120 59
80 Eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog; I knew Amazon would have them. 1.4353 0.02929 556 378 114 64
81 Hello, Bob? Marilyn won't be home for dinner. 1.4352 0.02733 563 367 147 49
82 Selfie, selfie, on my phone, make me Tik-Tok's leading crone! 1.4329 0.03050 529 365 99 65
83 Trick or tweet, witches. 1.4326 0.02849 534 353 131 50
84 ChatGPT write a short catchy poem in the voice of William Shakespeare that will be misquoted for generations to come. 1.4308 0.02878 520 344 128 48
85 Oh, it was the TOIL that I forgot! 1.4291 0.02818 515 336 137 42
86 Smile Herman. This is our last meal together. 1.4291 0.02814 543 360 133 50
87 Always remember: If you’re alone in the kitchen and you drop the eye of newt, you can always just pick it up. Who’s going to know? 1.4242 0.02910 488 322 125 41
88 We are contacting you about your broom's extended warranty... 1.4232 0.03045 501 344 102 55
89 And now, just a dash of misinformation! 1.4230 0.03974 305 212 57 36
90 This motherfucker. 1.4191 0.03490 470 350 43 77
91 Bring your little dog too. 1.4185 0.03239 466 328 81 57
92 That’ll teach you to ghost me… 1.4175 0.02893 491 327 123 41
93 Your spell check is complete. 1.4161 0.03081 459 312 103 44
94 Quick warning guys, there’ll be some cursing. 1.4160 0.02846 488 322 129 37
95 Substituted bat ears for the eye of newt. Still turned out great! 1.4140 0.03083 442 298 105 39
96 And I call it ‘Pumpkin-Spice Latte’. 1.4134 0.03243 462 327 79 56
97 Yes! Taylor Swift tickets! 1.4127 0.03265 441 309 82 50
98 Siri tell the pot to stop boiling 1.4120 0.02895 500 338 118 44
99 As we always say, my witches, 'Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the coven.' 1.4116 0.03227 430 299 86 45
100 I'm having the neighbors for supper. 1.4114 0.03088 457 313 100 44
101 Of course, how could I forget the eyeballs! 1.4114 0.02895 457 301 124 32
102 I made it with organic vegetarians. 1.4103 0.03299 429 306 73 50
103 Eye of newt is available at Costco? Shut up! 1.4096 0.03221 437 304 87 46
104 Surrender Dorothy. I have way more followers than you. 1.4091 0.02937 462 309 117 36
105 Nice -- 666 dislikes! 1.4090 0.03065 445 302 104 39
106 Zowee! Whole foods does have Eye of Newt! 1.4068 0.03251 440 310 81 49
107 Siri, I forgot what come after "bubble, bubble..." 1.4067 0.03047 445 302 105 38
108 I wish I had this technology in 1692. 1.4057 0.03869 281 192 64 25
109 And I like to add that dash of pumpkin spice right at the end. 1.4048 0.03201 415 285 92 38
110 Remember when you said, 'What are we going to do with all of this eye of newt'?' 1.4043 0.03220 418 289 89 40
111 I’ll show this to that doctor who said I could never have children. 1.4043 0.03445 465 349 44 72
112 Sorry, I thought I called 1-800-BITCHES. 1.4009 0.03501 424 313 52 59
113 It's a family recipe 1.4005 0.03212 392 267 93 32
114 Trick or tweet 1.3995 0.03115 413 281 99 33
115 If you think my brew is toxic, wait until you see my tweets. 1.3995 0.03152 413 283 95 35
116 Yes mom, I’m using the crock pot you got me. 1.3995 0.03217 398 273 91 34
117 ...and if you don't eat newt you can substitute eye of russet potato. 1.3990 0.03209 406 280 90 36
118 A lot of you have been asking, so my secret is to BRAISE the Eye of Newt before putting it in the cauldron. 1.3985 0.03186 389 264 95 30
119 For a vegan version, feel free to leave out the eye of newt. 1.3966 0.03169 406 279 93 34
120 'Sup Witches? 1.3946 0.03449 370 264 68 38
121 Why no, Dorothy, I HAVEN'T seen Toto. 1.3946 0.03553 370 266 62 42
122 You’ve been served. 1.3928 0.03214 387 266 90 31
123 Lose your ex and have dinner prepared, all in one delicious hack! 1.3915 0.03272 355 241 89 25
124 OH look...I just won the New Yorker caption contest. 1.3892 0.03750 370 278 40 52
125 Check it out! This batch has five times more toil and trouble. 1.3890 0.03127 383 260 97 26
126 By the tapping of my thumb, something wicked this way comes. 1.3878 0.03439 361 257 69 35
127 I just took it out of the coven. 1.3866 0.03608 344 247 61 36
128 Jim can't come to the phone right now 1.3853 0.03606 353 256 58 39
129 Hello, tech support? How do I get the eyeballs out of the bottle? 1.3842 0.03311 380 268 78 34
130 Can't talk now, I'm got someone on the stove. 1.3838 0.03418 370 264 70 36
131 '...And the only way to break the spell is to read the whole preamble to the recipe without clicking "Jump To Recipe"!' (cackle cackle!) 'I am the wickedest witch of them all! HA HA HA HA...!' 1.3826 0.03549 345 247 64 34
132 Wait, wait ... delete "Quadruple" and just make that "Double, double" ... 1.3821 0.03449 335 234 74 27
133 Can’t read Gram’s handwriting. Is it one eye of newt or two. 1.3797 0.03170 345 233 93 19
134 So THAT’S why eye of Newt Gingrich is not yet available. 1.3768 0.03323 345 240 80 25
135 The spell worked - he texted back! 1.3764 0.03370 356 252 74 30
136 Siri, order more eye of newt. 1.3723 0.03081 376 259 94 23
137 How did I ever do this before spell check? 1.3718 0.03411 312 216 76 20
138 I hope my followers appreciate all the blood, sweat, and tears that I put into this. 1.3717 0.03910 339 261 30 48
139 When water reaches rapid boil add salt and children to taste . 1.3713 0.03417 307 212 76 19
140 Bingo! My eye of newt is on its way. 1.3712 0.03367 326 227 77 22
141 There are two locations near you that sell eye of newt. 1.3712 0.03504 326 232 67 27
142 Today we’re reliving one of my favorite childhood memories: when my mother would cook a bunch of people for dinner. 1.3709 0.03499 337 242 65 30
143 …and I literally just eyeball the rest of the potion but it works! 1.3709 0.03549 302 212 68 22
144 OMG, this'll get so many yikes! 1.3708 0.03220 356 248 84 24
145 I wonder how long it will take me to get an eye of newt delivered. 1.3701 0.03439 308 214 74 20
146 Don't tell my followers, but it's really just French onion. 1.3701 0.03648 308 221 60 27
147 ...some of the ingredients may be hard to find 1.3693 0.03634 306 219 61 26
148 And now for one more week without a House speaker. 1.3688 0.03853 301 222 47 32
149 Ladies cast your spell and your favorite warlock won’t know it’s store bought eye of newt! 1.3682 0.03465 296 205 73 18
150 Hey Siri, what’s a good substitute for ‘eye of newt’? 1.3676 0.03369 321 224 76 21
151 I'll get you, my pretty, and your little social-media followers, too! 1.3662 0.03565 314 225 63 26
152 Thank goodness for incantation.com 1.3660 0.03220 347 242 83 22
153 It really wasn't any toil or trouble at all! 1.3651 0.03320 315 218 79 18
154 Hexting 1.3645 0.03653 310 225 57 28
155 Come taste my witches brew... It's to die for!!! 1.3639 0.03311 316 219 79 18
156 Best to post before I add the children 1.3639 0.03422 360 266 59 35
157 Hey Siri,what can I substitute for scale of dragon? 1.3636 0.03438 330 236 68 26
158 Hey Siri, what can I substitute for "eye of newt"? 1.3616 0.03646 307 223 57 27
159 Just a quick snap for the Penta-gram… 1.3609 0.03598 302 217 61 24
160 Thanks - Toto made all the difference! 1.3605 0.03570 294 209 64 21
161 …eye of newt…toe of frog…pinch of spam… 1.3599 0.03470 314 224 67 23
162 Alexa, order ‘eye of newt’. 1.3597 0.03557 303 217 63 23
163 Hey Mom, how long does it have to simmer before I add the Eye of Newt? 1.3588 0.03603 301 217 60 24
164 Google, where can I find eye of newt? 1.3587 0.03798 276 200 53 23
165 Guess who is in the dinner 1.3586 0.03501 290 204 68 18
166 Yes Mother...I know it doesn't look right, but nobody sells dry ice anymore! 1.3579 0.03775 271 195 55 21
167 ...and that's how you make "Witches Brew" like and subscribe. 1.3576 0.03446 288 201 71 16
168 Thanks again Mrs.Gingrinch. The eyes of Newt arrived safe and sound. 1.3576 0.03714 302 222 52 28
169 Found it on Wickedpedia! 1.3576 0.03538 316 229 61 26
170 Like and subscribe for more homebrewing tips 1.3566 0.03461 286 200 70 16
171 Mom, I forgot...do we add 'eye of newt' before 'toe of frog' or after the 'bat stuff '...?" 1.3564 0.03506 289 204 67 18
172 A thousand dislikes already! 1.3562 0.03588 306 222 59 25
173 Why would I want an extended warranty on my broom? 1.3562 0.03835 292 217 46 29
174 If you don’t have your own eye balls, store bought is fine 1.3553 0.03823 273 199 51 23
175 Hocus Post it 1.3553 0.03858 273 200 49 24
176 Follow me @realmarjoriegreene for more recipes. 1.3535 0.03844 297 223 43 31
177 That'll teach him not to ghost a Scorpio. 1.3529 0.03418 272 188 72 12
178 A teardrop from a virgin? Are you kidding me? This is New York! 1.3529 0.03860 289 216 44 29
179 If people online really knew I'm only doing my laundry. 1.3527 0.03765 275 200 53 22
180 It’s 10 pm. Do you know where your children are? 1.3521 0.03769 267 193 54 20
181 Now, my pretties, I’ll show you how to make this same potion in half the time with an Instant Pot! 1.3519 0.03815 287 213 47 27
182 Hey Siri, where can I buy eye of newt? 1.3511 0.03592 282 202 61 19
183 OK, so… like, a lot of you have been sliding into my DMs asking how I mix the eye of newt with my toe of frog, so I’m going to show you… but first… shoutout to @ravenswitchsupplyco in Salem for sponsoring this livestream 1.3494 0.03914 249 181 49 19
184 Shazam! Trader Joe's is stocking eye of newt! 1.3478 0.03748 276 202 52 22
185 Your order of vacuum-packed eye of newt will be delivered in 20 minutes. 1.3478 0.03347 299 211 72 16
186 I was a good witch until I got on instagram. 1.3475 0.03516 282 201 64 17
187 Here I come, Wiccapedia! 1.3473 0.03888 262 193 47 22
188 Double, double, toil and #dinnerideas. 1.3470 0.03752 268 195 53 20
189 Noodles? I swear I thought you said Poodles. 1.3467 0.03470 274 193 67 14
190 Mom, does it boil for 3 minutes? 1.3467 0.03657 274 198 57 19
191 I'm posting what real home brewing looks like. 1.3467 0.03271 300 210 76 14
192 Welcome to my Live… this is Skinny Witch in the Kitch 1.3466 0.03666 277 201 56 20
193 Hocus Autofocus 1.3459 0.03694 266 192 56 18
194 I’ll get you, my pretty, and your 500k influencer friends, too! 1.3456 0.03366 272 189 72 11
195 This recipe says I can substitute eyes of newt for tongue of Jordan 1.3454 0.03651 249 176 60 13
196 And 16 ounces of Hellman's mayonnaise. 1.3443 0.03788 244 175 54 15
197 Oh, that’s how it goes: double, double toil and trouble. 1.3440 0.03510 282 202 63 17
198 720 Hates! 1.3435 0.03609 262 187 60 15
199 This will get me more eyeballs. 1.3433 0.03709 268 195 54 19
200 Mirror, Mirror, on my phone! 1.3432 0.03643 271 196 57 18
201 To heck with the broom, I'm calling Uber. 1.3419 0.03814 272 202 47 23
202 Damn. I forgot the thyme. 1.3417 0.03649 278 203 55 20
203 That'll teach him to ghost me 1.3415 0.03850 246 179 50 17
204 See what daddy looks like now? No one messes with mommy! 1.3411 0.03805 258 189 50 19
205 Yes! Dragons blood is gluten free! 1.3408 0.03437 311 227 62 22
206 Winner winner Wiccan dinner!” 1.3404 0.03243 282 196 76 10
207 I’m sorry. Mr Gingrich is not available right now. Please leave a message”. 1.3403 0.03982 238 175 45 18
208 ‘Poof, ghosted him too’ 1.3396 0.04110 212 154 44 14
209 Yay! I've been ghosted! 1.3392 0.03669 283 209 52 22
210 @doubledoubletoil&trouble 1.3380 0.03519 284 206 60 18
211 This is SO going viral! Or… wait… maybe bacterial? 1.3378 0.03421 296 214 64 18
212 the winning caption is always something dumb 1.3378 0.03891 296 229 34 33
213 And it’s all organic! 1.3374 0.03755 246 181 49 16
214 A store with eye of newt is three miles from your current location. 1.3373 0.03737 252 183 53 16
215 Just whipped up a little holiday toil and trouble. No biggie. 1.3370 0.03326 270 189 71 10
216 Add a whole man when your potion calls for toxic masculinity 1.3361 0.03839 238 173 50 15
217 Marjoram??! 1.3361 0.04019 238 177 42 19
218 Hocus pocus,I hope this is in focus 1.3358 0.03648 265 193 55 17
219 Derek is approaching with your toad and newt order. 1.3358 0.03593 271 197 57 17
220 Wait a minute! I need to post this on instragram 1.3347 0.03637 239 170 58 11
221 Spell check is so handy sometimes! 1.3346 0.03782 263 195 48 20
222 I want to remember this ... having the children for dinner. 1.3333 0.04063 234 175 40 19
223 Wow, this new app really cuts through all that toil and trouble!" 1.3333 0.03814 252 186 48 18
224 where was this device in 1692 1.3321 0.03690 268 198 51 19
225 Wait, bone broth is still a thing? 1.3320 0.03810 256 190 47 19
226 You can make this simple recipe with whoever’s in your pantry! 1.3320 0.03968 256 194 39 23
227 Going vegan with eye of new potato and tofu frog! 1.3320 0.03389 244 170 67 7
228 I'm telling you guys, adding FRESH eye of newt is a total game-changer." 1.3308 0.03727 260 192 50 18
229 We've been trying to contact you about your broom's extended warranty... 1.3307 0.03705 254 186 52 16
230 Out out spam bot. 1.3292 0.03948 243 182 42 19
231 Have a look, Sister. I no longer need a divorce. 1.3288 0.04252 219 166 34 19
232 Fire burn and cauldron bubble...Uber some toe of newt on the double. 1.3281 0.03402 253 179 65 9
233 ...And next week, tune in for our special Hansel/Gretel Bake-Off! 1.3268 0.03710 257 190 50 17
234 All my followers will know that's local, organic eye of newt I'm using. 1.3266 0.03802 248 184 47 17
235 One million dislikes! Thank you, anti-social media! 1.3262 0.03923 233 173 44 16
236 Hey Siri, How much Eye of Newt do I add to the caldron for the Speaker of the House selection spell? 1.3259 0.03613 224 159 57 8
237 'iPhone, iPhone in my hand... who is the fairest in the land?!' 1.3241 0.03692 216 154 54 8
238 If you don't have fresh eyeballs, throw in a couple of grapes. 1.3239 0.04120 213 159 39 15
239 Spell check 1.3238 0.04374 210 161 30 19
240 I'll get you to follow me, my pretty. And my little blog, too. 1.3227 0.04227 220 168 33 19
241 Oh, nothing special. I'm just cooking up a stew with some of my neighbors. 1.3226 0.03958 217 160 44 13
242 Okay, now I got it. It's two parts toil and trouble .... 1.3222 0.03411 239 169 63 7
243 They’ll never know this is chicken soup. 1.3220 0.03641 236 171 54 11
244 I should probably spell check this. 1.3220 0.03927 236 177 42 17
245 Oh, okay! I, like, thought you meant, like, Gingrich. 1.3219 0.03868 233 173 45 15
246 No, we stopped running around naked when the circle went virtual. 1.3218 0.04385 202 154 31 17
247 Check this out, Instagram guys! Who says 'a watched pot never boils'!? 1.3216 0.03786 227 166 49 12
248 This week's recipe: BOO-illabaisse!" 1.3211 0.03888 218 160 46 12
249 Hey, Siri. What can I use instead of eye of newt? 1.3210 0.03618 243 177 54 12
250 I put a spell on YouTube! 1.3206 0.04223 209 158 35 16
251 Double double, toil and trouble, copy link and like and follow! 1.3206 0.04056 209 155 41 13
252 Siri, how does that witch poem go again? 1.3205 0.03337 259 185 65 9
253 Oh, thank you, Siri! I knew the mirror on the wall was wrong! 1.3202 0.03922 228 172 40 16
254 It’s so nice not to have to memorize spells anymore. 1.3202 0.04067 228 173 37 18
255 Oh! I better tag their parents. 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
256 #winnerwinnerwiccandinner 1.3200 0.04008 225 169 40 16
257 Swipe right on THIS, Glinda! 1.3200 0.03857 225 166 46 13
258 Siri, find Dorothy and that annoying little dog. 1.3198 0.03676 222 163 49 10
259 I just LOVE my new cursing app! 1.3196 0.03534 219 155 58 6
260 And the best part about this curse is you only need one pot! 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
261 #smallbatch 1.3194 0.04018 216 161 41 14
262 Smile Hansel. Smile Gretel. 1.3193 0.04120 238 184 32 22
263 I think more Gretle and less Hansel next time. Also, scratch the pumpkin spice. 1.3192 0.04056 213 159 40 14
264 Siri, what is a good substitute for eye of newt 1.3190 0.03520 232 166 58 8
265 Your potion didn’t work? Have you tried Spellcheck? 1.3188 0.04005 229 173 39 17
266 Woah, finally a recipe without a backstory. 1.3184 0.03607 223 160 55 8
267 This bubble-bubble will cause toilet trouble". 1.3182 0.04169 220 168 34 18
268 Wow, I won the Nobel prize in chemistry 1.3180 0.04210 217 166 33 18
269 Yes! More likes than Glinda. 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
270 It may double the toil and trouble … but it’s gluten free! 1.3176 0.03712 233 171 50 12
271 #spellfie #basicwitch #cursed 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
272 I think he said he was a golfer. 1.3171 0.03924 205 150 45 10
273 It's vegan, except the bone 1.3170 0.04014 224 169 39 16
274 Which witch is which? This auto correct is just too scary for me! 1.3163 0.03685 215 155 52 8
275 Alexa, how many eyes of newt? 1.3162 0.03892 234 176 42 16
276 When you said eye of newt,I thought you meant Gingrich. 1.3154 0.04117 241 188 30 23
277 Postings to Hex, formerly known as Critter. 1.3148 0.03954 216 161 42 13
278 Hexting! All the cool witches are doing it… 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
279 Someone is in the soup! 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
280 It will be delicious! I am having the children over for dinner! 1.3143 0.03343 245 175 63 7
281 Siri, what's a good sub for eye of newt? 1.3142 0.03833 226 168 45 13
282 Oh nothing…. Just cooking up some trouble. 1.3138 0.03784 239 179 45 15
283 The soup is from ‘The Joy of Cooking,” but the champagne-soaked eyeballs are my own little creation. 1.3138 0.03784 239 179 45 15
284 Wait till those QAnon trolls find out how many kids are in this. 1.3136 0.04160 220 169 33 18
285 What is a nutricious substitute for eye of newt? 1.3135 0.03692 252 189 47 16
286 Just in time - the latest version of SpellCheck! 1.3134 0.04029 201 149 41 11
287 No, Siri, I said spell checker. 1.3134 0.03715 217 158 50 9
288 Wow, I KILLED IT today. 1.3134 0.04097 217 165 36 16
289 If vegan, substitute one blackeyed pea for each eye of newt. 1.3131 0.04137 214 163 35 16
290 I'm so gonna post this on Pentagram! 1.3125 0.04200 224 174 30 20
291 Hey mom, I made your Hansel soup recipe! 1.3125 0.03800 224 166 46 12
292 Top THIS Glenda… 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
293 Ooh! He just hexted me! 1.3122 0.04207 205 156 34 15
294 Just wait until they see this on my Wiccapedia page. 1.3122 0.04263 189 142 35 12
295 This potion should appear in"Better Gnomes and Cauldrons". 1.3119 0.04283 218 170 28 20
296 Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never like store-bought potions. 1.3119 0.03813 218 161 46 11
297 Scroll, scroll, viral and control, Like this and don’t be a troll. 1.3117 0.03418 247 179 59 9
298 Take that, InstaPot! 1.3110 0.04148 209 159 35 15
299 Still working on it! Has he got he votes yet 1.3110 0.03485 209 148 57 4
300 #FarmerToTable 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
301 Esmeralda’s Instagram obsession was becoming a real nuisance to the coven. 1.3108 0.03924 222 167 41 14
302 Like and subscribe for more cauldron recipes #thatcauldronwitch 1.3108 0.04176 222 172 31 19
303 Feeling cute, might delete later. 1.3105 0.03209 248 176 67 5
304 Oh, you're right, Bob. It does say "Eye of newt." 1.3103 0.03500 232 168 56 8
305 Finally found a spell to make this iphone work. 1.3091 0.04150 220 170 32 18
306 No problem'. It’s pot luck . Just bring yourself. 1.3089 0.04416 191 147 29 15
307 From Amazon: "Your order of fenny snake, eye of newt, toe of frog, and tongue of dog has arrived." 1.3088 0.03982 217 164 39 14
308 If you are running out of Eye of Newt, you may substitute Cheerios. 1.3085 0.04316 201 155 30 16
309 Hi Mom. Do you have an eye of Newt and a couple legs of lizards? 1.3085 0.04199 201 153 34 14
310 Gluten-free pasta! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!! 1.3085 0.04139 201 152 36 13
311 Amazon can deliver “eye of newt “ in just two hours! 1.3084 0.03909 214 160 42 12
312 And on the podcast this week is 'Mother in law' stew 1.3080 0.03628 224 164 51 9
313 My plague potion has gone viral! 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
314 As @inagarten would say, if you don’t have homemade potion, store bought is fine 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
315 Oh, thank goodness! The eye of newt is off of back-order! 1.3077 0.04084 221 170 34 17
316 Can you fear me now? 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
317 You are on speaker… you can say now the Abracadabra spell. 1.3073 0.03839 205 151 45 9
318 #Toil&TroubleTuesday 1.3070 0.04266 215 168 28 19
319 And now to turn yet another influencer into a toad. 1.3062 0.04081 209 159 36 14
320 If you don't have eye of newt you can substitute with 2 packs of Splenda 1.3061 0.04207 196 149 34 13
321 ‘Your Ruby Slippers order has SHIPPED today.’ 1.3059 0.03788 219 163 45 11
322 Like, share and succumb. 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
323 Your broom will be delivered tomorrow by 3 pm. 1.3056 0.03878 216 162 42 12
324 My new social media account has been approved. I named it Eye of Newt. 1.3056 0.03649 216 158 50 8
325 I am so envious!! Here I am slaving over a boiling cauldron while you tell me you are going to Hell in a handbasket! 1.3053 0.03965 226 173 37 16
326 And now the most crucial ingredient: Eye of Phone." 1.3053 0.03601 226 166 51 9
327 If you want to know more recipes for human bones, like and subscribe! 1.3052 0.04025 213 162 37 14
328 Yes, it includes Toto too. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
329 ...and your little dog two...ugh...*to...OMFG...*TOO!! 1.3036 0.03767 247 189 41 17
330 Nothing much, just stirring the pot. How about you? 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
331 13 ghost peppers...no problem! 1.3033 0.03818 211 157 44 10
332 Feeling naughty, might delete later. 1.3033 0.03818 211 157 44 10
333 Costco says it has both toes of frogs and eyes of newt but you have to buy a whole case of each 1.3024 0.04242 205 159 30 16
334 Double, double -- damn, dead battery. 1.3024 0.04069 205 156 36 13
335 I love having a good friend for dinner! 1.3023 0.03826 215 161 43 11
336 By the pressing of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. 1.3023 0.03993 215 164 37 14
337 Remember the kids who ran off with my broom? 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
338 So much for Gretel's influencer status. 1.3020 0.04049 202 153 37 12
339 Posting on Hexagram! 1.3019 0.03861 212 159 42 11
340 LOL - I forgot the toad's tongue!! 1.3019 0.03496 212 153 54 5
341 Did you deglaze the eye of newt before adding toe of frog? 1.3019 0.03743 212 157 46 9
342 Elixir, play the Wicked soundtrack. 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
343 No, first I say “double double”. Then you say “toil and trouble”. I hate doing incantations on Zoom! 1.3014 0.03715 209 154 47 8
344 Hey Siri, how long do you boil eyeballs? 1.3014 0.04126 209 161 33 15
345 Newt’s running late. He’s at the eye doctor. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
346 By the tapping of my thumbs, Something viral this way comes. 1.3009 0.03905 226 173 38 15
347 Mom, what’s a good recipe substitute for eye of newt? 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
348 OMG. You can now add Eye of Newt with just a filter 1.3005 0.04302 193 149 30 14
349 Hashtag vampireguts Hashtag eyeofnewt Hashtag afewofmyfavouritethings 1.3000 0.03762 210 156 45 9
350 #Witchesofinstagram #boilboiltoilandtrouble #andyourlittledogtoo 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
351 Of course I’ll take care of your dog,” I said. 1.3000 0.03817 200 148 44 8
352 The New Yorker wants to print my recipe! 1.2996 0.04038 227 177 32 18
353 Sure, I can get Eye of Newt on Amazon - delivered tomorrow 1.2995 0.03796 207 154 44 9
354 You have reached The Cauldron. For witch spells, press 1. For voodoo mojo and ju-ju, press 2. For a ride home from soccer practice, press 3. 1.2995 0.04298 197 153 29 15
355 Wow, 2000 rot in hells! I’m so viral! 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
356 How bout that. Twice as many followers as Glenda! 1.2987 0.03481 231 170 53 8
357 Yes, my little pretty, you called a wrong number. 1.2982 0.03836 218 165 41 12
358 Hey Siri, what’s a vegan substitution for eye of newt, and don’t say capers again or I’ll turn you into a damned droid. 1.2981 0.04018 208 159 36 13
359 And finally, I let it simmer for a spell. 1.2980 0.03837 198 147 43 8
360 OMG, Kelly, you look so hot right now. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
361 I was hoping for 'eye of newt,' not text from Newt Gingrich for GOP donations. 1.2974 0.04073 195 148 36 11
362 See, I told you your recipe was wrong. It called for thigh of newt. 1.2974 0.03515 195 140 52 3
363 Siri, where can I buy eye of newt 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
364 Smile, Toto! 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
365 Let me grab my spell phone 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
366 Ok, we are live-streaming my recipe for toad soup with an eyeball garnish. Please pay close attention, as any changes could have unexpected results 1.2967 0.04170 209 163 30 16
367 Forget the oven; feed your coven. 1.2965 0.03951 199 155 32 12
368 #Cookingwithfriends 1.2961 0.03921 206 158 36 12
369 Amazon's got newt eyes at 50% off! 1.2960 0.03719 223 168 44 11
370 Some bubbles, sure, but no toil and no trouble. 1.2958 0.03834 213 161 41 11
371 I said I'd get your little dog too! 1.2958 0.03891 213 162 39 12
372 Of course it is Vegan! 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
373 Add two ruby slippers? Now where the heck am I gonna find those ... ? 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
374 It looks exactly like the NYT Cooking photo! 1.2952 0.03432 210 152 54 4
375 Hey witch wannabees. This is for you. I downed the toil and upped the trouble. 1.2951 0.03877 183 135 42 6
376 Can I borrow a cup of eyes of newt? 1.2950 0.03458 200 144 53 3
377 If you can’t get eye of newt it still broils and bubbles nicely with a little fennel 1.2950 0.03934 200 151 39 10
378 My Tinder date is stewing right now Mom. 1.2948 0.04259 173 131 33 9
379 This should get me a few more Pentagram followers. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
380 Excellent, my eye of newt is shipping! 1.2944 0.03915 180 133 41 6
381 When shall we three Zoom again? 1.2944 0.04505 180 141 25 14
382 I just love this Witchy-pedia app! 1.2944 0.03840 197 147 42 8
383 LOL Macbeth did What?!! 1.2944 0.04163 197 152 32 13
384 Felt cute. Made a brew. #SpellOL 1.2944 0.03632 197 144 48 5
385 Hi Mac. Why don't you and Beth come over for a potluck. 1.2941 0.03970 187 140 39 8
386 By the clicking of my thumbs, Something TikTok your way comes. 1.2941 0.03823 187 138 43 6
387 100% locally sourced! 1.2938 0.04190 211 166 28 17
388 Hey Siri, set a timer for 30 minutes. 1.2938 0.04270 194 151 29 14
389 Oh, look! There's a bone to pick! 1.2935 0.03859 184 136 42 6
390 And last step before posting, let’s just run the recipe through spellcheck. 1.2925 0.03597 212 157 48 7
391 Ahh, no newts is good newts. 1.2925 0.03202 212 151 60 1
392 I just love brewstagramming. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
393 It's Bette Midler. 1.2923 0.04312 195 153 27 15
394 Eye of newt, wing of bat....thanks, Siri! 1.2922 0.03918 219 169 36 14
395 …and it’s vegan! 1.2921 0.04246 178 136 32 10
396 Now who’s not bubbly enough, Gerald. 1.2919 0.04411 185 145 26 14
397 All pairs well with a serving of tots. 1.2915 0.03762 223 170 41 12
398 #Ghougle 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
399 Please like and subscribe for more one pot recipes! 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
400 mom, is it supposed to be bubbling like that 1.2913 0.03723 206 157 40 9
401 All my sisters love my brew pics! 1.2911 0.03326 213 154 56 3
402 Double, double my subscribers and likes. 1.2908 0.03559 196 143 49 4
403 Another long blog post about eyes of newt? Just show me the recipe!" -James Welsch, Berkeley, CA 1.2907 0.03662 227 172 44 11
404 Hey Siri OK I added the blood, bones, and seasoning. When do I add the Eyes? 1.2906 0.03624 203 150 47 6
405 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and followers double! 1.2903 0.04256 186 144 30 12
406 A lot of you have been asking for the secret to my staying so slim... 1.2900 0.04229 200 157 28 15
407 And,gluten-free my lovelies! 1.2895 0.03987 190 144 37 9
408 Oh good! I can substitute allspice and coriander for Eye of Newt . 1.2890 0.03868 218 168 37 13
409 I just love the NYT Cooking app! 1.2889 0.04055 180 136 36 8
410 Spellcheck calls it a recipe for a bitch's brew. 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
411 He hexed me back!! 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
412 No darling, Haven't seen your hubby around. Hmm, sounds weird that he would run away. Maybe drinks later? Xxx 1.2881 0.04472 177 139 25 13
413 #Double Double Boil and NO Trouble; dinner in 5 minutes. 1.2880 0.03765 184 136 43 5
414 Now put it in the coven. 1.2880 0.03899 191 144 39 8
415 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more Witch in the Kitch content! 1.2880 0.03969 191 145 37 9
416 Hold on. The next Republican House Speaker will be ready in 15 minutes. 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
417 I have to show everyone this 1.2878 0.03317 205 148 55 2
418 This batch is vegan but you can add protein when the trick or treaters come around. 1.2877 0.03907 219 170 35 14
419 Snow White taught me witches shouldn’t use an Apple. 1.2874 0.04598 174 138 22 14
420 Hey Siri, where can I find eye of newt near me? 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
421 That guy I met on Cauldron of Newts? First thing, he asks me 'how's my hex life?''!!" 1.2866 0.04035 164 122 37 5
422 Hocus Focus! 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
423 Not much. Just having Mother over for lunch. 1.2865 0.03951 192 146 37 9
424 Pro tip for all my followers: To really make the greens pop, I like to substitute a touch of creme de mint for the toe of frog. 1.2857 0.04129 189 146 32 11
425 UPDATE: I'm newly single and ready to mingle! 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
426 I've conjured up a million likes! 1.2857 0.03875 175 130 40 5
427 Eye of newt on sale! I love Prime Days! 1.2851 0.03822 221 171 37 13
428 Hey followers! If you can't find eye of newt you can substitute it with toe of frog. 1.2850 0.04001 193 148 35 10
429 Step 2: 'Cauldron bubble' - Hey, this is so simple! 1.2849 0.03958 186 141 37 8
430 Time to take a spellfie! 1.2848 0.04106 165 124 35 6
431 He thinks HE's subject to 'the greatest witch hunt of all time!' 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
432 Double, double toil and trouble… Fire burn and cauldron bubble…Eye of newt and toe of frog… I’m going to post this on my blog. 1.2842 0.04357 183 144 26 13
433 Just for once, I'd like to see an Eye of Newt recipe go viral. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
434 Ear of corn. Eye of potato. Head of lettuce. Hashtag vegan witch. 1.2840 0.04687 169 135 20 14
435 This one’s for my boos. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
436 Oooh, this is Wicca Wicca good… 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
437 It's finally complete! I have the perfect potion for the 2024 election. 1.2838 0.03807 222 172 37 13
438 Yes, that's it! Eye of newt! 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
439 I wanted to jump on here to show you my latest brew, you can order it now with my discount code, "shebewitchin" in my bio. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
440 And that’s how we get a new Speaker of the House 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
441 Doubleclick, doubleclick, toil and trouble. 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
442 At last,gluten free eye of newt! 1.2821 0.04097 195 152 31 12
443 Oh my Devil, Christina, you can't just replace the pickled eyeballs with tapioca pearls! 1.2821 0.04097 195 152 31 12
444 Fair is foul and foul is fair. On Instagram I now will share. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
445 You can call it artisan, given that your eye of newt is locally sourced. 1.2819 0.03921 188 143 37 8
446 I didn't have any beans so I substituted children's hands. 5 stars, will make again. 1.2818 0.04384 181 143 25 13
447 Who needs a wand when you’ve got a thumb? 1.2816 0.03875 174 132 36 6
448 Thank God for Epicurious. I almost left out the eye of newt. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
449 Eyes of Newt, my spell is working to disrupt the next Speaker of the House. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
450 Take that, FDA! 1.2811 0.04177 185 144 30 11
451 Hooray! My new broom, with all the bells and whistles, has arrived! 1.2811 0.03960 185 141 36 8
452 This should feed the trolls. 1.2809 0.03982 178 135 36 7
453 Omigod, Amazon just delivered my new broom! 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
454 I knew I should have scrolled to the ingredients before I started boiling. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
455 Of course! I forgot the hemlock. Thanks, Google! 1.2806 0.03744 196 150 38 8
456 Google Google, boil my bugle! 1.2802 0.03428 182 132 49 1
457 Nothing; what’s been brewing with you? 1.2802 0.03923 182 138 37 7
458 Alexa, what is a substitute for eye of newt? 1.2800 0.03893 200 154 36 10
459 So that's what became of Dorothy! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
460 If only I could get straight to the recipe, this awful woman would have been cursed by now! 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
461 Gotta love Amazon! Eye of newt here by 6pm. 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
462 And that's it for today's podcast! Tune in next week for eye of newt stew! 1.2794 0.03580 204 153 45 6
463 Some girl from Kansas just dropped a house on your sister. 1.2792 0.04742 154 122 21 11
464 Sorry Diane, it's not Eye of Newt Gingrich. Damn autocomplete. 1.2791 0.04387 172 135 26 11
465 #hexingtechbillionairs 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
466 Oh, for devil's sake, just get to the recipe! 1.2789 0.04162 190 149 29 12
467 Come on over, I'd love to have you. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
468 Press 1 for Vegan 1.2787 0.03748 183 137 41 5
469 I hate it when you have to scroll through so many ads to get to the spell. 1.2787 0.03905 183 139 37 7
470 Hold still. 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
471 And my famous Hansel and Gretel Stew goes great with a crusty sourdough bread and a bottle of Chianti! 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
472 Wait until Glenda gets her eyes on this post! 1.2784 0.04229 194 154 26 14
473 What do you mean Fresh Direct doesn't carry eye of newt, virgin's blood, or hemlock? 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
474 I love this 'eye of newt' emoji! 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
475 They had freshly baked sourdough! 1.2775 0.03414 173 125 48 0
476 I made this exactly as the recipe stated and I’ve turned into a witch! Next time I’ll halve the garlic and triple the honey. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
477 Siri, take a selfie” 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
478 #gothbroth 1.2772 0.03962 184 141 35 8
479 Wendy, listen, can I borrow a cup of spiders? 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
480 I'm posting this on Goal Me! 1.2760 0.03556 192 143 45 4
481 Follow, follow, like and follow. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
482 Don't forget to add the boo..ze. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
483 The secret ingredient is batwing. That, and cilantro. 1.2757 0.04090 185 144 31 10
484 T'was all but a bubble, Instagram is trouble, and Elon Musk turns Twitter to rubble. 1.2756 0.04688 156 124 21 11
485 Midnight margaritas, witches! 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
486 This is gonna get so many hexes 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
487 Follow me for more atrocities. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
488 What a feed! 1.2751 0.04234 189 150 26 13
489 Double, double toil and spiral! Hope this video really goes viral! 1.2750 0.03960 160 120 36 4
490 Great! Doordash can deliver toe of frog! 1.2749 0.04470 171 136 23 12
491 Eat my broom, Martha Stewart!! 1.2747 0.04133 182 142 30 10
492 Eye of Tik and toe of Tok, wool of X and tongue of WhatsApp . . ." 1.2746 0.03762 193 147 39 7
493 No one's going to believe I used canned children. 1.2744 0.04522 164 130 23 11
494 Your curse warms my heart. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
495 No toil, no trouble 1.2743 0.03837 175 132 38 5
496 Please like and subscribe! 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
497 I'm willing to bet this will be the last time they make me participate in the office potluck. 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
498 Are you wicked this way coming? 1.2739 0.04201 157 122 28 7
499 Your flying monkeys have been shipped. 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
500 Sure, Macbeth! And bring your friend, Banquo! We would all love to celebrate! 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
501 @Dorothy#and your little dog too 1.2737 0.04101 179 139 31 9
502 Yes!! Amazon can get Trump's heart here in one day. 1.2737 0.04537 179 145 19 15
503 Don't forget to subscribe or click that hate button. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
504 Before I get to the spell, let me tell you a story about the first time I ever used eye of newt 17 years ago... 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
505 Hey, Siri, how many milligrams of sodium do the 13 newts add? 1.2723 0.03580 202 153 43 6
506 Ooh. It says I'm now being followed by Hansel and Gretel. 1.2722 0.04230 180 142 27 11
507 And my secret ingredient that makes it truly vile - pumpkin spice! 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
508 Pumpkin Spice Witches Brew 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
509 It's my finest horror, Dearie, although I didn't have eye of newt and used Corn Chex. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
510 If you forgot the eyeballs don't add them now. Use them as a garnish. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
511 Gordon, I'll see you on the next 'Hell's Kitchen!' 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
512 sending this to my witches 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
513 Fantastic news – Trader Joe’s has a sale on eye of newt AND toe of frog! 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
514 How do I turn on auto spell? 1.2715 0.04692 151 120 21 10
515 Now do a silly one. 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
516 Expect your carrion order to be delivered today before 10 pm 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
517 Damn, I keep getting his finger in the shot. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
518 Can you hear me cackle now? 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
519 Oh, it’s much more than a Halloween costume! 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
520 When do I add the children? 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
521 The best way to recover from a bad break-up? Have him for dinner! 1.2707 0.04210 181 143 27 11
522 Witch recipe shall I use? 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
523 This is gonna kill on InstaHex! 1.2706 0.03518 170 125 44 1
524 I'm today's Wordle! 1.2704 0.04695 159 128 19 12
525 Siri . . . Remind me to “Toil and Trouble”. 1.2703 0.04074 185 145 30 10
526 It works! Eye of newt near me. 1.2703 0.04001 185 144 32 9
527 'Eye of newt will be delivered tomorrow between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m.' 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
528 They won’t believe it’s not butter 1.2699 0.04088 163 125 32 6
529 I meant to send a Hex Text, not a Sex Text. Damn this spell check! 1.2698 0.04285 189 152 23 14
530 I AM the fairest!!! Yes!!! 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
531 Great! By adding a humerus bone I’ll have a brewhaha! 1.2695 0.04608 167 135 19 13
532 #spellitlikeitis #nofilter #supernatural #spelladdict #everycurseablessing 1.2692 0.03388 182 134 47 1
533 YES! To order bat wings, spiders, toadstools and deadly nightshade press one! 1.2688 0.04583 160 128 21 11
534 An eye of newt, a pinch of mold, this will be TikTok gold. 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
535 Who knew my potion would go viral. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
536 It’s so much easier with the app. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
537 Enough with all the stories about locally-sourced bat wings! Just get to the recipe! 1.2680 0.04148 153 117 31 5
538 Bubble bubble nice and thrifty…give me a face like a Taylor Swifety! 1.2679 0.04505 168 135 21 12
539 Oh Wonderful! Hazel, come look at this - the dark web has winged monkey slaves on sale! 1.2679 0.04091 168 130 31 7
540 I just love this Wickedpedia website! 1.2678 0.03947 183 142 33 8
541 Spells don't count unless your post about it 1.2678 0.03711 183 139 39 5
542 And now you add the goat entrails. Most people do it too early. 1.2677 0.03816 198 154 35 9
543 Just add eyeballs to taste! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
544 But what do I do if it works? 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
545 You’ll know it’s ready when the eyeballs float to the surface. 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
546 Facebook banned me because my charm was offensive.” 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
547 Yes, but it's never quite the same when you do it in the microwave. 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
548 Ha, ha, ha. Just texting while hexing. 1.2667 0.03858 165 125 36 4
549 Hey Siri, what comes after “Double, double, toil and trouble…”? 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
550 I see I'm not the only one who uses olives instead of eye of newt. 1.2663 0.04069 169 131 31 7
551 We are very sorry that fillet of fenny snake is on back order. However, your order of eye of newt, toe of frog, and lizard's leg will arrive via FedEx no later than 5 working days from now. 1.2660 0.03798 188 145 36 7
552 Now she says to add the eyeballs BEFORE the poison mushrooms !!! 1.2655 0.03947 177 137 33 7
553 Siri, how many eyeballs do I need for this brew? 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
554 Of course, the leftovers always taste better. 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
555 I put them in last, it avoids red-eye. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
556 I was right, you can supstitute cinnamon for Eye of Newt. 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
557 Wait, get this, then he says my eye of newt and toe of frog is not like his mother’s “… 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
558 Whoops. The eye of newt blinked again. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
559 The recipe called for a shrimp so I used Grumpy. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
560 Vegan eye of newt,link in bio . 1.2638 0.04423 163 130 23 10
561 The coven’s gonna love this one! 1.2635 0.03818 167 127 36 4
562 Endora's podcast today: "Great Uses for Eye of Newt." 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
563 Double, double, brew and imbibe Don’t forget to like and subscribe! 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
564 Lice, mice and everything vice 1.2632 0.04041 152 116 32 4
565 Shall I turn the prince into a frog, or give him a bad Yelp review? 1.2629 0.04208 175 139 26 10
566 Yippee! Today's forecast is for bad weather, political upheaval and indigestion! 1.2628 0.04079 156 120 31 5
567 Sabrina, you have to come and try my new recipe 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
568 Witch me luck 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
569 This'll keep my family away for Thanksgiving! 1.2626 0.04142 179 142 27 10
570 In my version Toto is swirling but not in a tornado. 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
571 And remember, if you enjoyed this charm for powerful trouble don't forget to hit subscribe! You can also find me at #WitchTok, #hell-brothboil, & #fireburnandcaldronbubble!" 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
572 No, I said it’s ‘Julia’s child.’ 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
573 Trump wants me to send him some photos of the equipment he might need. 1.2619 0.03606 168 126 40 2
574 Yes it is delicious! I will call it Prosecco! 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
575 Double, double, toil and trouble, my cauldron's now a hotspot bubble! 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
576 How does a cauldron of Chicken McWiccan sound,my sweet 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
577 …and that’s how you make a brew. Like and subscribe! 1.2616 0.03921 172 133 33 6
578 Who knew that these phones can boil water? 1.2616 0.04411 172 139 21 12
579 Who’s the ‘good’ witch now, Glinda? 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
580 Linda from Nantucket says I can substitute the newt's tail with parsley, but it just isn't the same 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
581 A potluck at your place? Sure,I have just the thing. 1.2614 0.03909 153 116 34 3
582 Of course we are eating at home tonight! 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
583 Now who’s “my pretty?” 1.2611 0.04440 157 125 23 9
584 Double, double toil and trouble/Modern, flame free caldron bubble. Miss you guys. 1.2606 0.04114 165 129 29 7
585 Click here to save this recipe. 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
586 …and don’t forget to add three drops of “Essence of Jim Jordan”… 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
587 Hey Mom,I am making a dish for Congress,is it okay if I use powdered Newt ? 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
588 Wait til the coven sees this! 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
589 It’s pumpkin spice, witches!! 1.2599 0.04317 177 143 22 12
590 Nobody’s going to believe I eat like this and stay a size 6. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
591 Can you imagine, Red Shoes? 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
592 My followers are dying to see this new recipe 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
593 Your frog has been delivered! 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
594 Hello? Yes, so I've spellchecked it and you're missing two eyes. 1.2593 0.04250 162 128 26 8
595 Hexting you a happy Halloween! 1.2593 0.03836 189 148 33 8
596 Happy crockpot season to all who celebrate! 1.2593 0.03669 162 122 38 2
597 Eye of Newt (in stock). Add to cart? 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
598 I'd like to see those hags at Good Housekeeping try to top this one. 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
599 You're the new Speaker of the House. 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
600 I love when kids get into my cooking... 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
601 Algorithm, do your magic! 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
602 So you’ll start by preheating the cauldron to 350 degrees and adding your bone broth… 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
603 We've been trying to reach you about your broom's extended warranty... 1.2588 0.04279 170 136 24 10
604 Thank you to my followers! And remember, you really can't rely on Amazon for fresh eye of newt. 1.2586 0.04210 174 139 25 10
605 Pumpkin spice potion is a fall classic. 1.2586 0.03795 174 134 35 5
606 #homemade #artisanpotion #lowfat #newt 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
607 This will go viral on Brewtube. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
608 I like a high shudder speed. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
609 #23. Eye of Newt, 8 letters, no longer active politically? 1.2582 0.03851 182 142 33 7
610 Well, would you look at that. Eye of Newt is BOGO at Amazon. 1.2581 0.04020 186 148 28 10
611 Don't worry, I have spell check! 1.2581 0.03866 155 118 34 3
612 Siri, post to my "Cooking With Children" blog. 1.2579 0.04739 159 131 15 13
613 Your Martha Stewart™ Serving Bowl Set will arrive today! 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
614 Witchtok is gonna love this 1.2573 0.03832 171 132 34 5
615 HALLOWEEN IS SAVED, DOORDASH WILL BRING THE EYE OF NEWT 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
616 So hilarious! He's like, "that's just a costume, right?" And I say,"Why don't I go fix us a drink, and we'll talk about it". 1.2573 0.03920 171 133 32 6
617 Oh sweet Jesus he lost again on third ballot! 1.2573 0.03741 171 131 36 4
618 Tarragon! You are right. It makes all the difference. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
619 Posted! 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
620 REP-RE-SENT-ATIVE! 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
621 Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, Glinda's in my stew 1.2571 0.03598 175 133 39 3
622 Siri, enable spell check. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
623 Cute spell. Might delete later. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
624 Ooooooo! ‘Free shipping on all Eye of Newt order over $25!’ 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
625 I just love posting on Hexagram. 1.2564 0.03845 156 119 34 3
626 Steaming live 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
627 My pretty, I told you I'd get you and your shiny little cell phone too! 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
628 Thank goodness for Spell Check! 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
629 I can't imagine how they found the right ingredients before the Internet ! 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
630 Exciting. But nothing like the magic of a polaroid 1.2563 0.04275 160 127 25 8
631 And that's how you make your own pumpkin sp-eyes latte! 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
632 We all ate this stew before they invented the stake... 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
633 Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog, Baboon blood, peanut butter, and blindworm's sting..Is delivery free? 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
634 Selfie, selfie in my hand, who’s the fairest in the land? 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
635 Thank you, NYT Cooking! 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
636 Ok,it’s bubbling. Now how much toil and how much trouble? 1.2558 0.03900 172 134 32 6
637 Who's the meme-ist of them all? 1.2557 0.03843 176 137 33 6
638 Siri,who sells eye of newt? 1.2556 0.04178 180 145 24 11
639 …and one i of phone. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
640 Awesome! Eye of newt is in stock at Amazon! 1.2553 0.04764 141 114 18 9
641 Hi is this Susan? I found your lost dog. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
642 Dear Mommies - follow me if you don't know what to do with your children this fall! 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
643 Eye of …Fig Newtons? Curse you autocorrect! 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
644 #doubledoubletoilandtrouble 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
645 My boss is going to love this. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
646 So a lot of you have been asking about the best potion products... 1.2548 0.04325 157 125 24 8
647 This batch didn't look at all like the one pictured in the Times recipe app. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
648 My posts are the fairest of them all. 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
649 Oh good -- Amazon does same-day delivery of eye of newt! 1.2544 0.04364 169 137 21 11
650 google, what can I use as a substitute for the eye of Newt? 1.2537 0.03750 205 163 32 10
651 Enough narrating, just get to the ingredients list! 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
652 Yes dear! I promise, no eyes of newt this time! 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
653 Posting to Instadamn. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
654 A never ending addiction to a smart phone, good one Satan. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
655 #potd "potion of the day" 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
656 Oh, I forgot the rat's tongue; how did we survive before Google!?" 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
657 Perfect, I’m now the fairest one of all. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
658 WitchTok Live! 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
659 Hey Siri, is spending 100 hours preparing for a 3 second Halloween selfie considered extreme? 1.2530 0.04070 166 131 28 7
660 My secret is plenty of gall. 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
661 Potion of the day! #potd 1.2529 0.04093 170 135 27 8
662 Ready to hang with the girls #witchhunt 1.2529 0.03861 174 136 32 6
663 #businessisbubblin 1.2517 0.04714 147 120 17 10
664 Adrienne, you've got this recipe all ass backwards. 1.2517 0.03719 147 111 35 1
665 Oh no, it was in metric! 1.2517 0.04714 147 120 17 10
666 #vegan 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
667 . . . And yet another Trump supporter preparing a defense argument. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
668 Eeeek! If you substitute the Eye of Newt it’s totally vegan! 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
669 This will show him my more domestic side 1.2516 0.03886 159 123 32 4
670 Don’t forget to subscribe on BrewTube. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
671 Amazon, you've done it again! Eye of newt for $5.00 a pound. Sold! 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
672 And this is what happens when you choose ‘trick’ 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
673 I love Spell Check! 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
674 It's the most wonderful time of the year... 1.2500 0.04357 164 133 21 10
675 Oh no. I was supposed to put in one eye, not the whole newt. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
676 I'll swipe right on you, my pretty. 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
677 The recipe finally came out perfectly when I doubled the toil and trouble TWICE! 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
678 Eye of Newt? Didn't he retire? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
679 Double, double toil and trouble; No one escapes the internet rubble. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
680 It’s Man Crush Monday—Can you guess whom I’ve crushed? 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
681 I'm loving these Black Apron meals. 1.2500 0.04462 144 117 19 8
682 For best flavor I use only locally sourced children. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
683 OK! The app says the eye of newt should arrive by 2 AM. 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
684 Oh! It was recipe FROM Martha Stewart, not OF Martha Stewart. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
685 Ahhhh.... 3 Stars MICHELIN!!!... finally. Must be the frogs knuckles! 1.2485 0.04262 169 137 22 10
686 So that's how you get rid of spam. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
687 *bing “We’ve been trying to reach you about your cauldron’s extended warranty” 1.2485 0.04262 169 137 22 10
688 Hey guys welcome back to my cauldron 1.2485 0.03917 169 133 30 6
689 Check out my latest microbrew. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
690 Ooooh--it's perfect for my antisocial media!! 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
691 Taylor Swift, BE GONE! 1.2484 0.03965 153 119 30 4
692 And... tagging Merlin. I bet his new girlfriend can't cook like this. 1.2484 0.03855 153 118 32 3
693 I knew Whole Foods would have weasal claws! 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
694 I can show you how good it looks, but you'll have to imagine the smell. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
695 And for aperitifs, highballs with eyeballs. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
696 Take that, Martha Stewart! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
697 That bitch Elvira! She told me 3 eyes of newt, not two! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
698 Oh Sh---! I'm out of eye of newt .. . 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
699 This recipe will put me at the top of the dark web. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
700 I knew Martha would have a recipe! 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
701 We are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn’t cancel. 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
702 Chat GPT- Write a spell for a wickedly-good newt curry. 1.2471 0.04239 170 138 22 10
703 Ha, more hits! They'll never figure out there is no cure for warts. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
704 Oh good, my Ubroom will be here in five minutes .... 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
705 Damn,I forgot toe of newt! 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
706 No Toil & Trouble, just AI. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
707 Eye of newt.. snap of chat! 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
708 Follow me for all-natural recipes. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
709 And your little dog too. 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
710 Finally, perfection! 1.2468 0.03833 154 119 32 3
711 Like, my pretties! Like! 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
712 Ah perfect. No one will know the eye of newt was past its expiration date. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
713 No wonder! It was supposed to be THREE tablespoons of eye of Newt! 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
714 Easy weekday potions for every need (now newt free)! 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
715 Look, Adeline, I’m about to put the Apple in! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
716 I'll text you, my pretty!!!.... 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
717 Oh no! I can't have any more children! Darn, another food allergy. 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
718 And don't try to send me Salamander eye marked as NEWT, again! 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
719 I've got my mother's eyes. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
720 'Oh, finally the trolls are responding!' 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
721 Twitter has gone to pot. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
722 Witch's Brew: vodka, raspberry liquor, blue curacao, and lemon juice. 1.2462 0.03714 195 155 32 8
723 Get ready with me to turn my cheating boyfriend into a toad! 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
724 Damn! I don't have any witch hazel. 1.2456 0.03787 171 134 32 5
725 Selling this supplement on the internet will make me a fortune, my credulous little pretties. 1.2454 0.03491 163 124 38 1
726 With I of phone and follower spike, cauldron boil and cauldron like. 1.2454 0.04359 163 133 20 10
727 Success! My brew got most diarrheas on Facebook! 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
728 Hold on, the head should bob back up any second now. 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
729 And now we wait for Dorothy. 1.2452 0.03700 155 119 34 2
730 Got to post this on Witch Twitter, or is it called Hex now? 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
731 I like the spell checker. 1.2452 0.04698 155 129 14 12
732 If you can’t pluck an eye from a mature golden toad, store-bought is fine. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
733 No one will remember Glinda after this post! 1.2450 0.03871 151 117 31 3
734 The flying monkeys just unfriended you. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
735 Just bring a dessert. I have everything else brewing. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
736 Oh, they’ll love this recipe back at the Coven. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
737 A vegan stew? I’d be laughed off my broom! 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
738 Siri, Change my craft into art. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
739 My phone casts the spells before I do. #witchstagram 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
740 Yes! My potion has over one hundred "Hates!" 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
741 Coming up next on The Food Network, ‘Eat Bobby Flay’. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
742 This will be perfect on my “Hexes on Exes” page. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
743 Hey guys, Brunhilda here! This week, I wanted to talk about eye of newt and what it can bring to your potion game! 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
744 Click on the link to buy Eye of Newt from my Amazon Store 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
745 Mama going to love I've used her pot. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
746 No eye of newt? Amazon, really?! 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
747 He finally texted back! No need for this hex! 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
748 Here is a pic of my morning cup of Joe. #NoCaffeinChallenge 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
749 Thank God for Pinterest! 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
750 Just who do you think you're hexting? 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
751 Will someone identify who my magic ingredient is this year? 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
752 Double, double toil and trouble TikTok burn and YouTube bubble! 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
753 It will be a grave yard smash 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
754 This will get me more fans than Dorothy - and her little dog, too! 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
755 Your recipe for toad soup has won first prize! 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
756 Subscribe now for tasty, easy to make holiday recipes. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
757 Yep - 4 minutes with my Insta-Pot. Now I'm a Sinfluencer on Witch-Tok! 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
758 ''Hashtag newt-tricious.'' 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
759 I love potion porn! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
760 This should get me plenty of 'dislikes'! 1.2431 0.03720 144 110 33 1
761 By the carpel tunnel in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. 1.2431 0.04648 144 118 17 9
762 Pumpkin Spice Girls, heh, heh, heh. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
763 #spellfie 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
764 No, a white belt does not go with a black dress. 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
765 Glad I upgraded my Eye-Phone 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
766 No such thing as too much eye of newt but easy to overdo the toad. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
767 And here is a shot of my No Toil, No Trouble, Double, Double Stew 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
768 So a lot of you have been asking me about my hexing routine 1.2424 0.04041 132 102 28 2
769 I know a tasty vegan version you can try next time. 1.2422 0.03918 161 127 29 5
770 Honey, could you pick up 2 eye of newt on your way home? 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
771 How wonderful! My authentic, corn straw broom with a cedar handle is in at Witches Are Us” 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
772 By the clicking of my thumbs, Something TikTok this way comes. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
773 I'm posting this spell on Instagram! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
774 #dinner #toilandtrouble 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
775 Bet you AI can’t do this! 1.2420 0.03876 157 123 30 4
776 It looks good, and it tastes bad - just like everything else! 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
777 Apple Ca Dabra 1.2418 0.04639 153 127 15 11
778 Great! Amazon has "eye of newt" in stock! 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
779 I'm going viral on WitchTok 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
780 Oh good, Amazon does have eyes of newts for sale. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
781 And if you don't have organic toad blood, store-bought is fine... 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
782 Make sure you press subscribe if you liked my cooking show! 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
783 I love my induction stove 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
784 Eye of newt. Gluten-free. Same-day delivery. 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
785 This is so going on Pinterest. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
786 Ina Garten, eat your heart out! 1.2414 0.03948 145 113 29 3
787 I got 79 Likes, 145 Loves and 993 Vomits! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
788 This brew is going to receive so many likes on Wicctok! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
789 Why hello Mr. Trump... I'm just finishing something special your ex wife's ask me to make for you... 1.2411 0.04817 141 117 14 10
790 Witches be crazy. 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
791 Yes, you can substitute Dijon mustard for eye of newt. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
792 Bet you never saw a cat video like this before! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
793 It looks so tasty, have to take a photo to send with the recipe to all my followers. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
794 Agatha's gonna bust a wart when I post this to Witchagram. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
795 Unbelievable! Eye of newt is out of stock. At least toe of frog is arriving tomorrow with Prime. 1.2405 0.03749 158 123 32 3
796 Gotta love Spell Check! 1.2404 0.03852 183 147 28 8
797 I told you not to call me at work! 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
798 I just want the witch's brew recipe, not a whole backstory on how you became a witch. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
799 No, Siri, I keep telling you, NOT GINGRICH! 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
800 Forget the potion. He liked my story! 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
801 And the little dog Toto too. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
802 I’ll send you this recipe from Wiccapedia! 1.2403 0.04519 154 127 17 10
803 Griselda would eat her heart out, if it wasn't an ingredient. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
804 WiFi of Newt! 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
805 Darn! This comment says to add the nettles before the mugwort. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
806 And girl, I guarantee you that portion will keep the prince up all night! 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
807 That darn autocorrect. No! Eye of newt not i of newt! 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
808 You have to get an iPhone-it’s great for keeping track of my spells! 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
809 Thank you, Martha Stewart. Now can you give me some stock tips? 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
810 Darling, on the way home please pick up some eye of newt. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
811 I’m strictly “farm to cauldron.” 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
812 Damn, I'm going to need Basil 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
813 I love your new broom. 1.2394 0.03730 142 109 32 1
814 Cilantro? 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
815 Now for the final two ingredients: 666 likes and 13 new followers 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
816 And you guys always ask me why I always add an eyeball at the end, the truth is...it adds a lot of tang. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
817 Hey Greta, it's Guy Fieri! 1.2391 0.04663 138 113 17 8
818 Guys, check out this boo-tiful cauldron I thrifted! Organic kombucha coming my way 😍 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
819 Soup season 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
820 double, double toil and trouble; / iphone out and playlist shuffle. 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
821 you got snail . 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
822 OH BOY, THIS LOOKS LIKE A KILLER RECIPE! 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
823 If he mentions "witch hunt" again - I'll show him WITCH HUNT! 1.2384 0.04478 151 124 18 9
824 It’s my late husband. He’s coming to dinner. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
825 Pot? Kettle Black returning your call. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
826 A 'like' from Dorothy's Auntie Em? Game over, my pretty! 1.2384 0.04478 151 124 18 9
827 Today's easy bake coven recipe! 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
828 Finally…a cackle emoji!!! 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
829 R.I.P. Julia Child. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
830 This might sound weird, Mom, but brewing just makes me feel like me. I'm happier. 1.2381 0.04280 126 99 24 3
831 Add to cart. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
832 Siri, what's a newt? 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
833 Sure it's OK to bring your dog for dinner. 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
834 Eye of newt and toe of frog, one pot spell upon my blog. 1.2381 0.04567 126 101 20 5
835 Post or perish,my pretties 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
836 And for all you haters out there... 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
837 Suddenly, there's a text from the pot calling the kettle black. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
838 And I know you’re going to be surprised by this. Instead of eye of newt: cilantro! 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
839 Double, double toil and trouble give me one million 'likes' or I'll burst the the Swift-Kelce bubble. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
840 This brew will look even better on my iMacBeth. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
841 I'm hearing the term "witch-hunt" way too often lately. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
842 Can I order a single eye of Newt? 1.2378 0.03708 143 115 24 4
843 Double double, TikTok and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble 1.2378 0.03838 143 115 24 4
844 Add a teaspoon of tanus root and stir until the blood runs cold. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
845 What a great price for eye of newt! 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
846 And you can get small batch, organic, cage-free eye of newt at my Etsy store. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
847 Wow! Madonna loves my costume. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
848 The price of Eye of Newt just dropped $6.66 cents per pound! 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
849 Stop drunk hex-ting him! 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
850 No, no, no. Not capital-N Newt; any newt will do. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
851 Search: Incantation app. 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
852 If you can’t conjure from scratch,store bought is fine 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
853 I was right --eyes are not vegan! 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
854 OMG Guys…you have to try my new recipe!! #bones #tailofnewt #magic #eyeballs 1.2362 0.04671 127 105 15 7
855 Oh Shakespeare already wrote about this!⁸ 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
856 Eye of newt. One day delivery. Perfect. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
857 Eye of newt - are you kidding? You know the last time I saw that at the supermarket?? 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
858 YES, I have the eyeballs! I love it when a spell comes together! 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
859 The latest batch of my Delusional Brew for the Republican Party! ;-) 100! $$$ 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
860 I'm melting...a stick of butter into this delicious broth. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
861 I hate my wart. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
862 Best...spell-check..ever! 1.2358 0.04332 123 97 23 3
863 Double, double, Tik-tok trouble, follow, like and comment 'bubble'. 1.2358 0.04630 123 99 19 5
864 Finally! An eye of newt mobile app!! 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
865 Elon Musk eat your heart out! 1.2357 0.03875 140 109 29 2
866 The amount of men in my DMs willing to drink this is alarming. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
867 I’ll see your Mediterranean paella, Amber, and raise you THIS! 1.2357 0.03875 140 109 29 2
868 Remember the formula we discussed yesterday. Only three drops of arsenic and you will be free to do what you like best without his interference. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
869 Fair is foul, foul is fair 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
870 No, not Doordash, I'm making a surprise! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
871 Ahh, there is the recipe to have my ex watch lifetime movies for eternity. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
872 LOL. A real newt? The coven will be here for dinner. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
873 I sous vide'd the toad's liver instead of steaming, but the sludge still failed to congeal properly. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
874 On today's episode of "Potion's with Patty" we learn how to use eye of newt in combination with horned toad to get the right consistency for your spell. #gettingmybrewon#witchywendsday#diycharm#eyeofnewt#brewformycrew 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
875 I hardly even broom, now that we zoom 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
876 This will keep them spellbound on Instagram 1.2344 0.04365 128 102 22 4
877 They have eye of newt, but toe of frog is on backorder. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
878 New seasonal menu from HelloFlesh. #boil #notoil #notrouble 1.2342 0.04228 158 129 21 8
879 Darn technology! Hocus focus already! 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
880 Yea,a vegan recipe for my dog brew. 1.2340 0.03717 141 109 31 1
881 I agree a small platypus would add delicious protein but where would I find one in Brooklyn? 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
882 Don’t you just love these recipe posts? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
883 My newest brew, "Indecision" needs a drop of Jim Jordan's tears and Steve Scalise's sweat. 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
884 I knew the Dark Web would have this recipie! 1.2338 0.04099 154 126 21 7
885 YES! I can order eye of newt and toe of frog on Amazon. 1.2336 0.03773 137 111 22 4
886 And they think a crock pot is a new thing!" 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
887 Missing tonight's coven. Broom in repair. Miss you guys. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
888 Simply apply a few drops of this potion to anywhere you want another wart. 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
889 Bubble, bubble, my likes will double! 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
890 HEY SIRI, WHERE CAN I GET A NEWT ASAP ? 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
891 This'll teach them to drop a house on me 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
892 I'd like to thank my sponsor, Cauldrons-R-Us. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
893 I'm sick of this spell checker 1.2333 0.04674 150 126 13 11
894 Yes! Now I can order Eye of Newt online! 1.2331 0.03850 163 130 28 5
895 This potion looks like it's going viral. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
896 I told him it was his turn to cook for me ! 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
897 It's Macbeth! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
898 Heavens! Two tickets to Wicked! 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
899 Looking good, but it is always nice to have a second set of eyes. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
900 Iphone, Iphone in my hand, whose boil and bubble can equal my trouble? 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
901 Wool of bat and tongue of dog, snap a pic for my food blog. 1.2326 0.04152 172 142 20 10
902 For today’s recipe: no artificial ingredients added. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
903 Ok, how do I turn off spell-checker. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
904 ...and that's what happens when you unfollow. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
905 Trader Joe's has everything I need! 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
906 Hey witches!!! #spellsgreat #notdiffoccult 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
907 The next batch is ready, Dr. Fauci. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
908 Can’t talk now, my cauldron is at double boil! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
909 I just have to post this eye popping recipe. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
910 To all my lovelies: I can make you all thin as can be with my newly created drink. You'll feel your bones. And it tastes good too. 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
911 I won a brand new broom! 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
912 Viral post causes viral outbreak. Witches unite. 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
913 Another ad for that new Macbeth performance…I think my phone is listening to me. 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
914 Okay, now everybody smile for the family album! 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
915 Dorothy? I’ve got your Spaghetti, and your Little Dog Stew. 1.2318 0.03571 151 117 33 1
916 And for the final ingredient...external validation! 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
917 Take that, Baba Yaga! 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
918 You're eating raw fish and seaweed? Ewww 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
919 I didn't even need to use my eye of Newt since the soul of Jordan was so cheap! 1.2313 0.04959 134 113 11 10
920 Today's YouTube video: potions using the vegan Eye of Newt. 1.2313 0.03490 147 113 34 0
921 It pairs with a nice Eye of Newt. 1.2308 0.03842 156 124 28 4
922 And now for my most evil deed - sending pictures of my dinner, to everyone! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
923 It's so much easier to conjur up potions with AI 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
924 A better looking witch cannot be found! 1.2308 0.03672 143 111 31 1
925 Looks like two eyes are better than one! 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
926 How strange - - -Amazon has substituted eye of Donald for eye of Newt ! 1.2308 0.04251 156 128 20 8
927 Photo or it’s not a potion! 1.2308 0.03842 156 124 28 4
928 I'll just do delivery. 1.2308 0.03867 130 101 28 1
929 Eat your heart out, Nigella. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
930 Click here to go straight to the recipe 1.2303 0.04266 165 137 18 10
931 That Wicked Witch of the West has the spookiest recipes! 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
932 One tiny act of gastrocide Will swiftly halt his mocking jibes, So if your foe this brew imbibes, Click like below, and please subscribe. 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
933 OMG,ruby slippers are on sale! 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
934 Naw, he wasn't a great match, but he had nice eyes! 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
935 Just add fava beans and a nice Chianti. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
936 Double, double, toil and trouble…and press the like and subscribe button below! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
937 It’s just a little something I conjured up. 1.2302 0.04088 126 99 25 2
938 Huzza! Satan wants me to friend him! 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
939 Twitter, Twitter, Toil and Trouble 1.2297 0.04507 148 123 16 9
940 Ha! It's from Newt Gingrich! 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
941 Now no one can deny social media is poison. 1.2296 0.04695 135 112 15 8
942 All the kids are dying for seconds 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
943 Hocus Pocus, stay in Focus! 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
944 The way to my followers' souls is through their stomachs 1.2295 0.04909 122 101 14 7
945 Create new post with my thumbs, maybe validation my way comes! 1.2295 0.03996 122 95 26 1
946 Good news! Your Tinder enrollment has been approved and your date is on his way! 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
947 Hang on- I’m still scrolling to get to the recipe. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
948 Trying the viral TikTok brew. Follow for part 2! 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
949 Oh I know, I’ll caption it “#cursed” 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
950 Gouillabaisse—you’re amazing! 1.2290 0.04136 131 104 24 3
951 They're temporarily out of eye of newt but there's free shipping on toe of frog 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
952 Eat your hearts out, wiatches! 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
953 Eat kids free! 1.2288 0.04876 118 97 15 6
954 You finished your Love Potion # 8, Good, I'm working on something also. 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
955 Curses! Summer is over and I finally got the Gazpacho right. 1.2288 0.03767 153 121 29 3
956 Like and subscribe for more quick weeknight recipes 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
957 Wow! A package of dehydrated, instant cauldron mix. Just add frogs. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
958 Hey guys, I know it's been a while since I've made a video about the many uses of cottage cheese. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
959 Wiccapedia’s latest feature is spell check. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
960 OK. If you two are all set, let's bring Macbeth into this conversation. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
961 Eye of newt is on sale!! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
962 It's for people who unfriend me 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
963 Double, double, Trump’s in trouble! 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
964 The nut milk substitution works! 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
965 Yes, Martha, and this is a good thing. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
966 Double double toilet trouble? *!#$*#! spell check! 1.2276 0.05007 123 103 12 8
967 Ghosted in October. How festive! 1.2276 0.04734 123 101 16 6
968 I am that witch #DblDblToil&Trouble #FireBurn #CauldronBubble 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
969 OMG!!! I'm going to be on Top Chef!!! 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
970 I hope this pic will get more love than my last spell. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
971 Siri, where can I get eye of newt? 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
972 Hey, sis. I'm having a friend for dinner. 1.2273 0.03801 154 125 24 5
973 I'm gonna put this on witchtok 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
974 For everyone following along, do not add eye newt until you see steam like this! 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
975 And as Julia Child said "You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces—just good food from fresh ingredients." 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
976 Should I caption this post stirring up brewhaha or a recipe to die for? 1.2273 0.03965 132 104 26 2
977 I’ve always wanted a child, now I think I’ll have one on toast. 1.2270 0.04072 141 115 21 5
978 ... And, it's gluten free. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
979 Jake, I'm here at the Capitol to describe what's brewing in the House. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
980 Thr recipe calls for eye of Newt, but I can't find out where Gingrich lives 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
981 I'll show them how to make the internet really explode 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
982 „Looks like somebody’s getting turned into a frog tonight“ 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
983 With scent of Musk in X transition... We summon now this apparition. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
984 This selfie picture of me will do this trick for me!! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
985 Posted to Witchigram: "making my great grandma's eyeball and toe-jam soup! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
986 The app works! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
987 It's totally gluten free! 1.2263 0.03735 137 107 29 1
988 Who are you having for dinner? 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
989 Just a quick pic 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
990 What's your eta? Hurry up! Soup is getting warm but tits are getting cold! 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
991 Your Salem Bed & Breakfast Witch Trials weekend has been cancelled. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
992 The breakup went well. 1.2261 0.04950 115 95 14 6
993 It’s a Mr. Pot calling for a Kettle Black.” 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
994 Bones of Harry, Mike, and Seamus, guaranteed insta-famous. 1.2258 0.04347 155 129 17 9
995 Double, double toil and trouble; Live-streaming caldron bubble.” 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
996 What do you mean she's allergic to eye of newt? 1.2258 0.04699 124 102 16 6
997 I'm sorry. I can't assist you with that. I am an AI language model and I'm not programmed to make deadly potions keto-friendly. 1.2258 0.04149 155 127 21 7
998 Can I substitute eye of Kevin for eye of Newt? 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
999 this potion will give me one million new followers 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
1000 And just a pinch of narcissism 1.2252 0.03779 151 120 28 3
1001 I don't need a long backstory. Just 'jump to recipe.' 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
1002 WIC TOK 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1003 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and who cares if it's out of focus?" 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1004 So that’s how you make soup of souls for the chicken. Like and subscribe! #witchtok 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1005 That thing on my nose just enhances my beauty! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1006 Alexi: What's a substitute for eye of newt? 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
1007 Various substitutions for eye of newt !!! 1.2246 0.03851 138 109 27 2
1008 Who doesn't love kitty videos that involve soup? 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1009 #WitchesGottaEat 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1010 ‘Let’s caption it, “I bet you can’t make your Mac n cheese look this good!” ‘ 1.2246 0.03851 138 109 27 2
1011 If they don't have 1M+ followers why even bother inviting them for dinner.... 1.2246 0.03566 138 107 31 0
1012 #DunkinMunchkins 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
1013 You can never know what's going to go viral. 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
1014 Cooking something for my girlies! #cooking #witchcraft #blessed 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
1015 What’s fair is foul and what’s foul is fair This must go viral I do declare! 1.2241 0.04077 116 91 24 1
1016 I can't wait to have you for dinner...it's been so long a time! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1017 POV: You turned your ex into a potion 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1018 Husband and I, first matching costumes 1.2240 0.03913 125 98 26 1
1019 My best #WitchesBrewWednesday yet. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1020 Witch app is that? 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1021 Oh, crushed dinosaur egg shells can be used as a salt substitute. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1022 Your Amazon order for the tongue of a dog and a toe of a frog are on their way! 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1023 Siri, unless you start giving me useful information, I am tossing you in. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
1024 A lot of you have been asking about my skincare routine… 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1025 What?? No! That’s not what this potion is supposed to shrink! 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
1026 Dammit! I was sure the recipe was somewhere in the NYTimes cooking app! 1.2231 0.04467 121 98 19 4
1027 Take that Martha Stewart, it's a good thing. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
1028 OMG, this will get so many 'yikes.' LMAO 1.2231 0.04667 130 108 15 7
1029 Breaking news: each indictment raises his poll numbers. 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
1030 …Hashtag, ‘food photography’ 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
1031 COL (Cackle out loud) 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
1032 Hold on, I’m checking Macbeth” 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
1033 Hee, hee, hee, here it is, gluten free spell binder! 1.2230 0.03960 139 111 25 3
1034 Ah, all I needed was an Apple. 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
1035 ‘“ As far as I know, Hilda, it’s ’gluten free’.” 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
1036 Did you get the black cat photo I sent you? 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
1037 Stir gently until color is a lovely puce. Season to taste. Bon apetit! 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
1038 I will do a Spellcheck 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
1039 Is that a trick question? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
1040 Top that Yolanda! 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1041 Skull emoji and post 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1042 I'm out of newt's eyes, do you have an extra one? 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1043 #Eye of Newt - Gluten Free 1.2222 0.04560 117 95 18 4
1044 It figures. Elon liked it. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1045 I'll take a selfie before I throw the phone in too 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1046 Two eyes of newt, and lastly one i of Phone. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1047 This menu is a real pot-boiler. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
1048 Eye of newt-check Toe of frog--check Wool of bat-check Tongue of dog-ahh I knew I missed something! 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1049 Siri- What can I substitute for eye of newt? 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1050 Brewish Pennicillin! Yes! 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1051 Sorry to bother, Hester, but can I borrow a few eyes of newt? I'm in mid-recipe and seem to be running a little short. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1052 You're breaking up...are you going through a tornado? 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
1053 Add a cup of newt’s eyes and a dead man’s toe. Voila, you have witch girl dinner. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
1054 Great. DoorDash is coming with the eye of newt and the lizard's leg. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
1055 You need more olive oil 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1056 Eye of newt and pumkin' spice, witches!!! 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1057 Eye of newt and toe of frog, I now podcast on my blog. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1058 And now the caption. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
1059 No the former President is not here at the moment. Can I take a message? 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1060 New cruelty-free recipe with no puppy dogs' tails. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1061 Ran into my ex today 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
1062 Now one making silly faces. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1063 Thank you for viewing my WitchWok! 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1064 Good newts! 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1065 I’m following Stanley Tucci on Instagram. I’ve been considering buying his new cookware. But I’m still keeping the caldron. 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1066 ….and that is how you make my fall Pumpkin Speyes broth 1.2214 0.03802 140 111 27 2
1067 Ooh Esmerelda! You simply must put a picture of your bat & toddler stew on Instagram! 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
1068 Double double toil and trouble Give us World Peace On the double! 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1069 Eye of newt, toe of frog. Got it, thank you Siri! 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1070 Yes Ma, I used FRESH basil. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
1071 Hey Siri, what are the vegan substitutes for eye of newt and toe of frog? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1072 What?! Lizard leg AND howlet wing this recipe is crazy! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1073 Step 3 - add child. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
1074 Damn! Until AI came along, my spells used to be unsurpassed. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1075 #how2feed100flyingmonkeys 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
1076 Instacart: Eyeballs. Count: 2 bottles. Delivery 12 AM. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
1077 Before I post, I always use spell check. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1078 I'm so glad to see that you TikTokkers are enjoying my recipes! 1.2207 0.03723 145 115 28 2
1079 Should I trust AI’s recipe and throw in an old shoe? 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1080 I thought so — Dr Google has a better formula! 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1081 ... it works ...my Eras Tour tickets are confirmed 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1082 Hey y’all, check out the recipe I found on iNewt.com. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1083 When you two get here, we'll start the play. 1.2205 0.04170 127 104 19 4
1084 Oooh, AI says skip the eyes of newt! 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
1085 My own cooking channel ! 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
1086 Bewitch’n in the kitchen, yeah! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1087 Fire burn and cauldron bubble, With this spell my likes will double! 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1088 These generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise. 1.2203 0.04835 118 98 14 6
1089 Hexed message......sent! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
1090 I hope she got my good side. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1091 Double, double troll and trouble; haters burn and retweets bubble... 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1092 Winner winner, chicken dinner! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1093 Squid eyes, pickled monkey brain, and yes, the iphone of a screenager collected on the full moon. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1094 I knew I was missing something, a rattle snake's tail! 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1095 Thanks, I’m having him for dinner tonight! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1096 Seven 'eye of newts' with overnight delivery! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1097 Your delivery of Newt's eye and Bat's wings are on their way and should be delivered in 30 minutes. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1098 This Bubonic Bubbly is sure to go viral on #witchtok 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1099 When he asks what’s for dinner one too many times. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1100 I know I sound like the pot calling the kettle black 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
1101 Oh, right! I should've put the eye of newt in sooner. 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
1102 Witch filter? 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
1103 This ought to make Glinda jealous! 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
1104 Can’t wait to see my rating on Rottenpotions.com 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1105 If you want more unholy abominations, don't forget to like and subscribe!" 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1106 This is the ideal recipe for those days when you feel like you could sleep for a good hundred years. 1.2188 0.04827 128 108 12 8
1107 Follow me for more tips and tricks to make the best Pumpkin Spice Cauldrons #witchygoals #girldinner 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1108 Your order by Zoom will be delivered by broom. 1.2188 0.04698 128 107 14 7
1109 That’s the last man, so now women will finally be represented in the caption contest 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
1110 Matilda, You've been chosen to receive a free upgrade to sorceress! All you have to do is attend a three hour alchemy seminar at one of several covens near you..." 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
1111 Hey coven fam! Just substitute eyes of newt with capers and tongue of dog with roasted red peppers. Boil, boil, no toil and no trouble! Haha. Like and subscribe for more from me, the Vegan Witch. 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
1112 Great! Amazon Fresh now carries eye of newt! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1113 Wassup witches! Glow up your holidays with my witchyssoise, best served cold as ... well, you know. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1114 Okay, I just need one more kidlet. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1115 Social media is way more effective than spells ever were." 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1116 People online just cannot spell! 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
1117 Too bad he'll never see this picture. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1118 Hey everybody! Making a special treat for my stepdaughter! #snowwhite #appleaday 1.2180 0.03749 133 105 27 1
1119 Yes, deary, the camera eats first. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1120 Alexa! Make that eye-of-newt express delivery! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1121 Posting to my Appracadra… 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1122 #madewithsomeorganicingredients 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1123 1,114 likes want my recipe and 26 want my costume! 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1124 I'll bet not one person will share this spell.... 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
1125 Let' s see, now I do spell-check... 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
1126 GOOP wants my formula! 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
1127 He said he’s a warlock and I just knew…! 1.2180 0.03898 133 106 25 2
1128 Pin this, witches! 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1129 And then he'll name it 'X'. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1130 Yes Glinda, it's all GMO free. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1131 Mhmm nothing like the smell of children in the morning 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1132 I'll show those witches gluten free 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1133 Yes, it's a new recipe. It's vegan. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
1134 So you want to know where Toto is, My Pretty? 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1135 Home brew. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1136 I bet Martha Stewart will want this recipe.! 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1137 They chose my caption! 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1138 Out of eye of newt? No problem! Just use boba pearls. 1.2174 0.04416 115 93 19 3
1139 Eye of newt,tongue of dog, add more followers to my vlog… 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1140 Oh! “Newt” as in the lizard! 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1141 He keeps calling THAT a witch hunt? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1142 Thank goodness for Google Recipes! 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1143 So, like, I know I'm supposed to boil an eye of newt or whatever, but I'm making an awesome vegan chili instead. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1144 Hmmm. No wonder I haven't seen Newt on the news lately. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
1145 And don't forget to like, comment, hail Satan, and subscribe! 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1146 Weeeell, my sweet. I just charmed my way past your ads, and went directly to the recipe! 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1147 Time for a spellfie ! 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1148 For an authentic Witches' Brew, I like to simmer the wolf fang for at least 5 minutes before adding the rat tails. For more recipes like this please press the subscribe button. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1149 One scruple of toil and two of trouble... 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1150 #fairestofthemall 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1151 now this new induction stove truly is magic 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
1152 showing my ex all these bones yet his could never satisfy me. 1.2168 0.04454 143 120 15 8
1153 Feel free to swap out eye of newt for cube of tofu. 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
1154 Yes, it's vegan! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1155 Eye of newt and toe of frog Post this witch pic on their blog 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1156 Yes! Electric brooms are on sale again! 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1157 This recipe’s killer. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1158 I thought the Paris filter would add bedbugs? 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1159 What is the easiest spell to jam the network? 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
1160 Ah, so that's where I can get some lizard's leg! 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
1161 You just hit 10,000 followers on Great Concoctions for Awful Cooks! Way to go, Wanda. You're killing it! 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1162 Oh' I won! I won! My recipe is viral! 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1163 I added tofu to enhance the toe of frog flavor. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1164 #CookingwithKids #GirlDinner #Cursed 1.2164 0.04414 134 111 17 6
1165 Hey girlies, just made Alison Roman's Spiced Chickpea Stew With Children and Tumeric!!! 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1166 Fall Stu, mmm! 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
1167 When the Eye of Newt is expired, a lump of Trump does the trick! 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
1168 I thought you said Fig Newton. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1169 Best of all, it’s certified Non-GMO! 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1170 Hocus-pocus. I'm in focus. 1.2160 0.03866 125 99 25 1
1171 This shot is wicked! 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1172 Don't worry fanbase, we're actually going out for dinner. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1173 Spellcheck this! 1.2160 0.04187 125 103 18 4
1174 Where is that darn "Jump to recipe" button? 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1175 Seriously, substitute mustard seed for eye of newt! 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1176 Spectrum raised my wi-fi bill again, but they call ME evil. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1177 A.I. Make this look wicked good. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
1178 Finally...an app for toil and trouble. 1.2158 0.04539 139 117 14 8
1179 Wow! It worked! I'm going to be a contestant on Jeopardy! 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1180 Aaah, reduce heat and add eyeballs. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1181 Eye of Tweet 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1182 The witches gonna love this 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1183 Blow it outa my ass! 1.2155 0.05020 116 98 11 7
1184 Ahhhh! The final ingredient! Pumpkin spice!!! 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1185 Remember to double the toil if you don't want too much trouble. 1.2154 0.03781 130 103 26 1
1186 ‘Hitting send to Goulmet magazine recipes!’ 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
1187 If it's not on Instagram, it never brewed! 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1188 Awww… KITTIES!! 🐈‍⬛ 1.2154 0.04758 130 110 12 8
1189 Double, double toil and trouble; post photo and likes bubble! 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
1190 It’s vegan, gluten-free, and only takes 15 minutes! 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
1191 The best part of having a fresh date is having him again. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1192 Connection is bad, darling - but try adding more frogs. And let simmer for 1 hour. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1193 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and caldron bubble. Then post to Instagram. 1.2149 0.04265 121 98 20 3
1194 Does it look vegan to you?! 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1195 This will kill on Ghoulgle+.” 1.2148 0.03700 135 107 27 1
1196 Now add you newt 1.2148 0.03700 135 107 27 1
1197 I love my new spellchecker. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1198 Finally! A bone broth hack that actually works! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1199 Look what I've made for lunch! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1200 Hey fam, for this part I like to use toad eyeballs, but for you vegans cardamom shells work just fine 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1201 #MorningBrew #NoFilters #FrogFriday 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
1202 Yes. Yes! YES! Come on over newt! I need you to eyeball a new dish I'm making! 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
1203 Grub Hub's here with my essence of Newt! 1.2148 0.04319 149 125 16 8
1204 Like and subscribe to my BrewTube channel for more recipes 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
1205 Now let me see that broomstick. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1206 It’s my vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, non-GMO witches brew, new-age stew. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1207 My secret? Eyes of newt...Gingrich! 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1208 mom I did it 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
1209 #one-cauldron-meals Why tofu is the perfect eye-of-newt substitute for my vegan witches. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1210 What’s up witches? I’m about to livestream a love potion. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1211 TikTok toil and trouble... 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
1212 Now it's so easy to verify that they really are eyes of newts. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
1213 I remember the dark ages before spell check. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1214 Witch’s Broom, Solar Powered, FAA Approved for 20,000 Feet. I’ll pay on delivery. 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1215 Looks as good as it spells! 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
1216 'New brew, old friends. Delish!' 1.2137 0.03908 131 107 21 3
1217 They’ll love this on Witch-Ogram 1.2137 0.03595 131 103 28 0
1218 OMG u guys, this vegan goat’s eye brew turned out amazing! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
1219 Hey girls I'm just brewing up some matcha tea! 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1220 …and that’s my savory Toto Stroganoff recipe! 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1221 Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart! 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1222 Betty Crocker,eat your heart out. 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
1223 Alright YouTube followers, I added the eye of Newt Gingrich to make this especially wicked concoction. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1224 Double, double, text and trouble. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1225 Hit "subscribe" for more evil recipe potions! 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1226 Great! Amazon Prime has same day delivery for newts! 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1227 ‘Fun recipe ideas for Halloween!!! (Not click bait)’ And…post. 1.2131 0.04542 122 101 16 5
1228 The perfect potion for my Hexagram post! 1.2131 0.03901 122 97 24 1
1229 As you can see, the noxious fumes are telling us the poison brew is done! 1.2131 0.04234 122 99 20 3
1230 I got Likes from Joe Biden AND Donald Trump. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1231 The coven in Salem needs to see the potion that's sure to win this year's spelling contest. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1232 Interests include home-brewing, moonlit dinners and hanging with my coven. No exes, just hexes 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1233 When I'm finished with my potion, you'll all swipe right! 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1234 #NotYourAverageWitch#LivinThatWitchLife#BadWitch #NotLikeOtherWitches#Not4LilGhouls#GurlDinner #GhoulDinner#NotLikeOtherGhouls /posted on penstagram/ 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1235 Hee-hee, something wicked this way comes! ...eye of newt will be delivered tomorrow! 1.2130 0.04171 108 86 21 1
1236 #ForAVerySpecialSomeone. 1.2130 0.03958 108 85 23 0
1237 Now I’ll add an eye of Newt Gingrich. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1238 : #double #toil #trouble lolz 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
1239 Hey guys, soooo a lot of people have been asking me about my cauldron routines… 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
1240 Thanks Siri, I had no idea where to buy an eye of newt in this city” 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1241 Of course Siri, L.O.L., lizard, ocelot and leeches. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1242 Like and subscribe to my channel if you ever want to see your little dog again. 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
1243 Yes! Instacart has eye of newt. 1.2124 0.05099 113 96 10 7
1244 just like the GOP: Up in smoke 1.2124 0.04436 113 92 18 3
1245 I'm gonna send this photo on WartsApp. 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1246 The coven has never seen a 'girl dinner' like this. 1.2121 0.03730 132 105 26 1
1247 Hashtag "Out of the Kettle" 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
1248 Nobody has eye of newt. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1249 It's a shoo-in for the next episode of Hell's Kitchen. 1.2121 0.04567 132 111 14 7
1250 It’s soup season, dearies. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
1251 Only 10 weeks until Christmas! 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1252 Hastag justwitchythings. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
1253 Of course it's not working. The recipe calls for FRESH eye of newt. 1.2119 0.03965 118 94 23 1
1254 Mum, look! I made it extra putrid, just like you taught me. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1255 Abracadabra Instagramma! 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1256 Aha! It’s BROIL BROIL toil and trouble. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1257 Perfect shot. And my caption will be… ‘Just brew it! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1258 Thank you for calling 1-800 Troll Free. For potions press 1, elixirs press 2, spells press 3. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1259 When shall we three FaceTime again? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1260 eyes poached in bone broth, what are you making? 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1261 Finally we expand beyond Salem my sweet, into the universe 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1262 This looks so much tastier than last year's child! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1263 That's a fantastic sale on carrion! 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1264 Well my pretty followers, let's count down and see if this potion really works! 1.2114 0.03696 123 97 26 0
1265 Talk about black magic! 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1266 What a lovely surprise to know I've changed your mind about a witched pot never boiling 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1267 Darn! My eyes of newt were closed. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1268 Where’s the “jump to brew recipe” button? 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1269 BrewPorn 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1270 Filters? Wtf is this witchcraft? 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1271 More Potion Porn Y’all! 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1272 Available as hot and cold brew. 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
1273 Don't know what I'd do without spellcheck 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1274 It’s Pumpkin Spice Poison Season Witches, here’s my top tips on how to create that perfect Fall Fatality Brew! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1275 And then I replied, my trick will be to make you into a treat 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1276 Finding eye of newt and tongue of dog is SO much easier online! 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1277 Let me see your cauldron 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1278 OMG. I just got a "Like" for my hat. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1279 Add more liquor! 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1280 Now to write 12,000 words before sharing the recipe. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1281 I found the recipe on ToilandTrouble.com! 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
1282 Ah, I am the fairest of all. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
1283 We'll be back to 'Cooking in Cauldrons' right after these words. 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1284 No , it's not vegan! 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1285 Tomorrow we go vegan 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1286 No, not much going on here, just making some chili. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1287 Covet that, you coven witches!! 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1288 Eye of newt, stirring spiral, make this Instagram go viral! 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
1289 Press 1 to join the Virtual Coven, 2 to unmute. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1290 I threw in some potatoes, since they go with everything. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1291 So mom what do I do when it starts boiling? 1.2105 0.04574 114 94 16 4
1292 And that's how you set up your personal hotspot... 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1293 One million unfollows! 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
1294 My recipe got 53 likes! 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1295 And then I found out what ghosting means these days LOL 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
1296 Just a quiet night in with a very hot date... 1.2101 0.03750 119 94 25 0
1297 For the yikes. 1.2101 0.04112 119 96 21 2
1298 Straight to my BooTube channel! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1299 If this doesn't make those old hags shut their beaks at least it surely will give them one! 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1300 More passion, more witchery, more spellwork. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
1301 crone dinner 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
1302 Double, double toil and . . . TikTok? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1303 Modern witch problems: When your potion recipe is on Pinterest! 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1304 Yes, eye of newt will be here in 2 hours. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1305 Soup's on! C'mon over! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1306 OG WXS BRU 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
1307 I turned my boyfriend into a frog, but then I changed my mind and clicked undo. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1308 This is going straight to Hextagram! 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1309 Mum, is it cooked? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1310 Surrender, Elon! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1311 Hey Siri, what's eye of newt? No, newt. N-E-W-T. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
1312 Bringing live toads? Outstanding! 1.2093 0.04070 129 105 21 3
1313 Witchin', witchin', toil in kitchen. 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1314 I'm conjuring a wicked potion for Brew Tube! 1.2093 0.03918 129 104 23 2
1315 Yes! organic only please .... 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1316 Your frog's yes are in 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1317 …and then boil for ten minutes or until the meat falls off the Munchkin bone. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1318 ‘Felt witchy, might delete later 💁🏻‍♀️’ 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
1319 A dozen eyes of newt, and oh, six rolls of toilet paper 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1320 Witchy Woman came up on Spotify! 1.2090 0.03681 134 107 26 1
1321 Hocus Pocus Focus! 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
1322 At least I cook, who is the witch now? 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1323 Hocus Pocus .. is this photo in focus ? 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
1324 Posting a selfie on Witchbook. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1325 Let's see...tongue of frog from DoorDash...and we're done. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1326 Evidently there's no need to get an iPhone in order to sync up with my cauldron of magic. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1327 I should've guessed. A thimble of witch hazel. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1328 I hope to exceed 1 million followers before Halloween ! 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
1329 If any of my followers make this recipe, please post photos of the children and other ingredients you used in the comments. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
1330 The kids are here for supper! 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1331 Gotta love this spell check! 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1332 Fabulous picture! I'll take another after adding the eyeballs! 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
1333 #toilandtrouble #cauldronbubble #witchplease 1.2083 0.04082 120 97 21 2
1334 Siri, is one eye of newt allowed on the keto diet? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
1335 Today I'm using leftover eye-of-newt in a tasty bouillabaisse! 1.2083 0.03906 120 96 23 1
1336 This brew should not be reproduced without the consent of the Republican Party. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1337 "Finally, they got Facetime to work in the crypt!" 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1338 Follow me for more magic potion ideas. #witchesbewitchin 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1339 And for my vegetarian friends out there, you can sub peeled grapes for the eyeballs. 1.2083 0.03723 120 95 25 0
1340 Cauldon boil and bubble . A million “ likes” . On the double! 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1341 You’d like to sell out the largest concert venues in the country, and date a popular football player!? 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
1342 And it’s Keto too! 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1343 Oh.... I''d love to go with, but my broom's in the shop. 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1344 ...and if Gordon Ramsay doesn't like it, he can sit on the tip of my broomstick. 1.2080 0.03983 125 101 22 2
1345 Curses, Amazon is out of eye of newt! 1.2080 0.04443 125 104 16 5
1346 This turned out SO bad - way beyond my wildest incantations!” 1.2080 0.03818 125 100 24 1
1347 It's so easy to find a new recipe at cauldron.com 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
1348 Don’t forget spell check, and always be witching. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1349 The mirror was right. 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1350 Double, double, so Instagramm-able! 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1351 One pot dinner for my enemies. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1352 And THAT's how you sing 'Witchy Woman'! 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1353 Hexting is a real game -changer. Can finally retire my broom and work remotely. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1354 My great-grandmother taught me how to cook as a young witch, and that's why she's in every dish I make. Comment below with YOUR favorite relative to use for seasoning! 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
1355 Hansel and Gretel, you're so photogenic!" 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1356 Great — the Dark Lord will be home for dinner! 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1357 My Love Potion went viral 10000 views 1.2074 0.04085 135 111 20 4
1358 One sec - I have someone on cauldron waiting. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
1359 My cooking blog is blowing up! 1.2072 0.04809 111 93 13 5
1360 You better work, witch. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
1361 Mmmmmmm……. The recipe says to add matzo balls. 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
1362 I'd never eat any of it, but Boy, does it look good! 1.2071 0.03584 140 112 27 1
1363 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR America's Worst Chefs! 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
1364 Here’s looking at you kid. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
1365 (For last week’s contest! I live on the west coast and missed the deadline): “I didn’t install it. The child-free couple upstairs dropped it down through that hole in the ceiling.” 1.2069 0.04683 145 126 8 11
1366 I can't believe hos much easier it is making this by ordering all of the ingredients from Amazon! 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1367 Pour in a little oil, bring to a boil and this vegan brew will be like no one you've tasted before and asking for more. 1.2069 0.04332 116 95 18 3
1368 Oh, the girls are gonna love this one. 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
1369 Double? Double?!? We can't make ends meet as it is! 1.2069 0.04823 116 98 12 6
1370 Now just need 1,000,000 likes to reverse the magacurse 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
1371 I’m memeing! Meeemeing! 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1372 This Munchkin Soup recipe will go viral on my channel! 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1373 We don’t sell a single eye of newt. They come in packs of one or two dozen. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1374 Finally! A camera that captures the full extent of my depravity. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1375 Darnit, I was supposed to use AB+ blood in this recipe. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1376 Scored Taylor Swift tickets!! 1.2066 0.04218 121 101 16 4
1377 oh that's what was missing from the recipe! 1.2066 0.03696 121 96 25 0
1378 i-of-the-Newt! 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1379 Insta, TikTok, Reels and WhatsApp. Facebook Twitch and Flickr Snap! 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
1380 Ugh, Siri let me check that recipe again, was it one eye of newt? 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1381 Now to upload to Lifestyles of the Witch and Infamous. 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1382 #bublebubletoilandtrouble 1.2063 0.03791 126 101 24 1
1383 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe, my pretties! 1.2063 0.03791 126 101 24 1
1384 Of course, I forgot the corn syrup. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1385 You can get eye of newt at Amazon. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
1386 I told you my crock pot overflowed and you didn't believe it! 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
1387 Look at the improvement when you double the eye of newt. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1388 And now for the last ingredient—toupee of Donald! 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1389 Ok, you two: Let's do a virtual prophesy for Macbeth. 1.2063 0.03955 126 102 22 2
1390 Finally! The fish store just got fresh Eye of Newt! 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1391 Witchcraft used to be all about the potions, now it's promotion. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1392 This is sure to wow them on WicTok! 1.2063 0.03620 126 103 22 1
1393 #Double, double, toil and trouble; be my profile pic on Bumble" 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
1394 Listen up, Witches! This gluten-free Vegetarian Brew is my best ever! 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1395 Paula Dean says to add “lots of butter!” 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1396 Ha! NOW tell me the election wasn't stolen. 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
1397 Internet really does have everything! 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
1398 It worked! Melania is free - free at last! 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1399 Hi, it's me, Martha Stewart, dressed up for the Halloween show. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1400 Let's see Angela's Instagram feed beat this! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1401 Top Chef Salem here I come. . . 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1402 Aha! An app for toil and trouble. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1403 Share the magic. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1404 I do it for the pentagram. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
1405 Hey girl hey soups ready! 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1406 This potion is gonna slay on my Witchy page! 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1407 Bubble, trouble, toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble, hold on, I've got to take this call. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
1408 Wow, the post of my latest potion already has 20 hexes! 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1409 Smile for a selfie. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1410 omg Melissa no, I meant “pot” like as in cauldron! 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1411 Hi, I’m at Witches Brew USA today… like and subscribe. 1.2049 0.04022 122 99 21 2
1412 Siri, send this photo to BeNaughty. 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
1413 By the clicking of my thumbs, something wickedly delicious this way comes. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1414 Oh, I'm so cute. 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1415 Eye of newt? OMG LMFAO 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1416 #berudegetmadeintostew 1.2049 0.04499 122 102 15 5
1417 Siri, what's a substitute for eye of newt? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1418 I know how you always love to see your grandchildren! 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
1419 Best. Batch. Ever. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1420 You should see me without makeup 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1421 What do you mean, too much screen time? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1422 Oh no, I look gorgeous - I hate that filter! 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
1423 You’d never know this fake eye of newt is vegan. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
1424 Google. Cam I substitute eye of human for eye of newt? 1.2045 0.03986 132 108 21 3
1425 You've got 100,000 hits with "Eye of newt and toe of frog!" 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
1426 Why do these cursed on-line recipes have to be so long winded? 1.2045 0.03838 132 107 23 2
1427 This spell calls for traitors to Democracy. Let me post this on the RNC website... 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
1428 I-of newt Phone! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
1429 Food for the souls... ??? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1430 iPhone, iPhone in my hands, who is the fairest in all the lands? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1431 Wow, Dark Mode is really powerful. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
1432 60,000 Broom Points and access to the Warlock's Executive Lounge! 1.2037 0.04315 108 88 18 2
1433 #boilboiltoiltrouble 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1434 Truly a wicked brew, the recipe kills. #oeoeoo #glindasucks 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1435 And that wraps up Vegan Stew week! 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1436 Witch-A-Gram 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1437 Here's what I found on the web for 'stitches crew'. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1438 Okay girlies, next you'll let the human bones stew for about four hours. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1439 Only 5000 more followers til I can open my own brew pub. 1.2034 0.04898 118 101 10 7
1440 '"Was the eye of newt before or after the bat's wing?" 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1441 #pumpkinspicewitchesbrew 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1442 Boast, post, boil, and host - May my Halloween date not ghost. 1.2034 0.04898 118 101 10 7
1443 It gives off laughing gas. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1444 Could you pick up some eye of newt on your way over? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1445 I'm so glad you ghosted me! 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1446 nan 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
1447 Just a reminder too you guys it's Wingardium RisOtto, not RisottO! 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1448 Get ready with me…Salem style 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1449 So that’s a Black Lady! 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1450 AI......create for me a good potion 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1451 Light me up? I will light you up!! A Trumpian Witch Hunt? 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1452 How do you like my new philtre? 1.2033 0.03643 123 98 25 0
1453 Double, double toil and trouble; Influencer burn and caldron bubble. 1.2033 0.03822 123 99 23 1
1454 Hooray! Amazon has eye of newt. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1455 I'll get you my pretty..... and your little dog too! 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1456 “”It wastes eye of Newt, but the number of likes is worth it 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1457 Ingredient update—eye of Kevin just became available! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1458 DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE , RUDY BURN AND DONALD BUBBLE 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1459 Eye of Newt has gotten way too expensive. Can I substitute Eye of Tucker or Eye of Marjorie Taylor Greene instead? 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1460 Dinner´s ready babe 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1461 #gurldinner #hocuspocus #fallvibezz #boiltoilandtrouble #livelaughlovespells #devoured #isitcake #copordrop #factorcap #wouldyoueat #fyp #viral #notlikeothergouls 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1462 Double, double toil and trouble; Post a picture of this bubble 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
1463 You gotta get the insta pot potion extra hot for the gram. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1464 How scary would it be if I didn't post this? 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
1465 Typical 'New York Times' recipe--where am I going to find only near-sighted eye of newt? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1466 Siri, turn on spell check please. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1467 In this recipe, you're going to want two toils and three troubles. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1468 Hi Gretchen, was it one newt or two for the witches brew? 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1469 'Double double toil and trouble, Fire burn and cauldron .......couple'-wow, Chat GPT really works' 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
1470 Girls! The drinks are ready for brunch! 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1471 If this doesn't get a like from Hilda, I'm going to eat whatever this is. 1.2029 0.03587 138 111 26 1
1472 Ok, so where do I find "Eye of Newt"? 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
1473 I hope this feeds the trolls! 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
1474 Bone appétit! 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1475 Wow the auto-focus-hocus-pocus feature on this is so much better than my last iPhone. 1.2019 0.03955 104 83 21 0
1476 Feeling spooky. May delete later. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1477 You can't even tell I used store-bought newt! 1.2018 0.04474 109 90 16 3
1478 There you go, subscribers! Wiccan child-rice stew for an easy one-pot dinner! Enjoy! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1479 Potion influencer 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1480 Alexa, put eye of newt and toe of frog in my shopping cart. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1481 I don't have time to update my operating system. 1.2018 0.03976 114 92 21 1
1482 Hey Siri what is soup of the day? 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1483 Yeah, she's a real witch, but damn, she looks good for a hundred and twelve! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1484 #foodie 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1485 this is so me hahaha 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1486 You’ve won a trip to Hell. 1.2017 0.03882 119 96 22 1
1487 Dorothy and my sister are right on top of each other according to Find My Friends 1.2017 0.04398 119 101 13 5
1488 Fine! You won’t let me return my online potion! Have a got something for you! 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1489 The toil-and-trouble recipe originated in Macbeth. 1.2016 0.03794 124 100 23 1
1490 How nice! My battery is almost dead. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1491 Double, double toil and trouble; Purchase Twitter, now X is rubble. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1492 #doubleDouble #toil #trouble 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1493 How to make witches' brew? 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1494 Aha! Now for the real magic! Filters!! 1.2016 0.03794 124 100 23 1
1495 Lizard tongues? Where am I going to get those at this hour? 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1496 Can I borrow some sugar?'! LOL 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1497 DOROTHY, come and see how Toto’s stewing. 1.2016 0.04578 124 105 13 6
1498 Be sure to like and share this video of my slimming bone broth for a chance to win a bottle of eyes. They are a bewitchingly visual garnish to this dish. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
1499 Soup’s on! 1.2016 0.03713 129 104 24 1
1500 Wait til the gals in the coven see my new healthful version! No trans fats, no high fructose corn syrup! 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1501 Hey Siri - find Instant Pots 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1502 If you liked this video “20 fast dishes to make with eye of newt” please hit the like button and subscribe. 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1503 I don't need your life story. I just want the child-soup recipe! 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1504 Minerva was shocked to find viral success posting images of her craft on Instahex. 1.2015 0.03636 134 108 25 1
1505 Doin' it for the Pentagram 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
1506 Mom, I am no longer a vegan! 1.2000 0.04149 105 85 19 1
1507 #witchlife #potionporn #nofilter 1.2000 0.04134 115 94 19 2
1508 Covenfluencer 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1509 I forgot to add cat tongue. Let me see if I can order some online. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1510 Remember to spell check ! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
1511 Witch talk. Black pot. Follow me on Tik Tok. Heee he he he! 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1512 I googled this recipe for Witches Stew. I sure hope it is worth the toil and trouble. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1513 I can't tonight, dearie. I've got the curse. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1514 And there you have it; no more fleas! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1515 And you won’t believe how good he tastes! 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1516 There's an APP for this? 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
1517 #doubledoubletoilandchill. 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
1518 They’ll love this on brewtube. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1519 My secret is suing only locally sourced, farm raised eye of newt. DM for recipe. 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
1520 Call me crazy if you want, but I hate store bought potions. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1521 Witches brew challenge. Nailed it! 1.2000 0.03667 120 96 24 0
1522 When your potions are finally instagram worthy! 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1523 Oh, Bats! I forgot to add the eyeballs! 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
1524 Eye of newt and alacazam! Post the brew on Instagram 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1525 My followers in the coven are going to love this recipe! 1.2000 0.03541 140 113 26 1
1526 Siri, does Whole Foods carry eye of newt? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1527 #brewvibes....no doubt this enchanting hottie will go viral on Pentagram 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1528 Zontar poaches his bat wings before folding them into the eye of newt sauce which lends a certain nouveau creme d'piquant to an old standard. 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1529 Let's see who is next to boil up and cop a plea. 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1530 I really can’t chat right now. It’s Dashiell’s bath time. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1531 And welcome to my latest grog 1.2000 0.03471 120 98 22 0
1532 Curses on anyone who dares say that I can't boil water! 1.2000 0.03853 120 97 22 1
1533 I can't get free shipping on eye of newt! 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1534 OK! Eye of Newt as the garnish works for me. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1535 Magic! It’s what’s for dinner! 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1536 Hey guys it’s me Glinda. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1537 My new recipe is 100% of a vegan! 1.2000 0.04031 120 98 20 2
1538 Google, Google, spine of Bluegill, Pan fry fillets and be frugal. 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
1539 And now we'll test the magic of immersive technology. 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1540 Oh right. Must add hostility 1.2000 0.04286 130 109 16 5
1541 My eye of newt has finally shipped. 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1542 Eye of Newt, Gram of Insta 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1543 Bubble, bubble and followers double! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1544 Witchtok is going to love this! 1.2000 0.04654 115 97 13 5
1545 Double, double toil and trouble, will this post thrive or will it struggle 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1546 Hey Broomhilda, what's a substitute ingredient for Kevin McCarthy? 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
1547 Everybody wants a update picture of Egor, I'll send them this one. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1548 With my app, there's no more toil and trouble. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1549 I love phone-a-fiend for recipes! 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1550 Wish you were here. The brew is really foul tonight: I used a host of Republicans including would-be or has-been speakers." 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1551 Ha! My daughter-in-law will never match this recipe! 1.1984 0.03567 126 103 22 1
1552 A 'W' is okay, but the 'B' might get you a lawsuit. 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
1553 I put a spell on YouTube...because you're mine." 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1554 And, no, it's not vegan! 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1555 This shit is fire! 1.1983 0.04331 121 103 13 5
1556 Yes Dorothy, Toto is done! 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1557 Everyone’s going to think it’s a filter. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1558 Okay now put dad on—he was totally right about the frog testicles! 1.1983 0.04001 121 99 20 2
1559 The Bon Appétit test kitchen has nothing on this. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1560 '"You may substitute eye of newt and toe of frog with a plant based alternative." 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1561 Lady McBeth says no toads this time 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1562 I just love these voice receipes on my cellphone, makes cooking so much easier. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1563 The crisp autumn air immediately transports me to Grammy's kitchen and the enticing aroma of her bubbling cauldron... 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1564 My dating profile says I love to cook 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1565 Witches gonna Twitch. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1566 Social media is the most powerful dark magic. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1567 No shit! 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1568 Oh! It's eye of newt. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1569 I bet Dorothy will dislike this post -- and her little dog too! 1.1982 0.04011 111 90 20 1
1570 Honey, a lot more fun than riding a broom! 1.1982 0.03801 111 92 18 1
1571 I did it!" The iPhone 16 in beautiful unobtainium! 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1572 Yes! 4 eye of newt, not three! 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1573 Nothing special, just some cooking. 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
1574 I’d love to have you for dinner 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1575 Yes! I CAN substitute tapioca for 'eye of newt!' 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1576 Yes, it's the New York Times What To Cook This Week! 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1577 Hocus Pocus! I was just about to conjure you up." 1.1981 0.04114 106 86 19 1
1578 Phone toils & troubles first 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1579 Brew of the day! 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1580 YES! A WICCA-PICCA! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1581 Invite said, “Bring a guest”. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1582 It’s Hal’s Garage. Your broom is ready.” 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1583 Just made elixir of death lol" 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1584 Fold it in, it says. Fold... How do I fold? 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
1585 First of all, I want to say what an honor it is to address Republican members of the House of Representatives! Hopefully when I finish here, we'll have the name of the new speaker ... " 1.1970 0.04491 132 113 12 7
1586 Amazing what you can get on-line.. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
1587 To all my fans on WiTch 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
1588 And if you’re having trouble locating an eye of newt, an eye of Kevin McCarthy will do just fine. 1.1969 0.04189 127 106 17 4
1589 Yikes! - my spoon won't be here til tomorrow. 1.1969 0.03879 127 104 21 2
1590 Eye of newt, toe of frog ... Yep, there's an app for that! 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
1591 Okay YouTubers, hang on to your hats! We’re about to add the eye of newt!! 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
1592 Finally, the one time of year people pay attention to my food blog! 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
1593 I found the best recipe for "Witch Soup" but I can't find anyone that sells the Spanish warts. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
1594 Brew it for the Gram! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1595 Smile! You’re on Candid Cauldron! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1596 Now I'll set the timer to witch's brew 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1597 Huzzah! Henceforth, ye mortals shall look at thine phones whilst walking, and chaos shall reign forevermore! 1.1967 0.04748 122 105 10 7
1598 Hot girl dinner! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1599 I‘m feeding trolls tonight. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1600 Double, double toil and trouble." So nothing's changed 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1601 Siri, what happens if I don't add eye of newt and toe of frog? 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1602 Welcome back to my channel, so I'm currently obsessed with this holiday brew 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1603 Hashtag double double toil and trouble 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1604 That bitch on Instagram! Her cauldron always looks better than mine. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1605 It's eye of newt and toe of frog, right? 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1606 Amazon can deliver the ingredients I need quicker than I can conjure them up! 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1607 If I tell people that it's tortilla soup people I'll get more likes. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1608 … what was I doing …? 1.1966 0.03884 117 100 14 3
1609 'Ghosting' another match. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1610 Aha! With Prime I get QUADRUPLE double toil and trouble. And, free shipping. 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1611 It’s got a Cauldron Waiting feature.” 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1612 "Bard says bring to rolling boil before adding eyes of newt." 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1613 Hope you have enough frog toes, girl, 'cause you're blowing up on Tik Tok. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1614 Bubble, bubble, not so subtle, "i-phone rings, yes it's trouble, "Not for me, but just for you, "I never miss an audio queue. 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1615 This spell is bound to go viral! 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1616 After bringing the cauldron to boil, add the rat's tail and tincture of bat's wing. Serve over pappardelle noodles. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1617 My first probiotic broth! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1618 OMG! Best potion ever! 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
1619 #ManCandyMonday 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1620 Oh Darn! I forgot the noodles! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1621 How many more ads do I need to skip before I see the end of this recipe? Curse you, Jessica! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1622 Subscribe and include your best wretch. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1623 Really? Former House Speaker Gingrich's EYE? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1624 Oh goody - a new recipe for bone broth! 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1625 Double, double toil and ttyl. 1.1961 0.05221 102 88 8 6
1626 Mom,I followed your recipe,but I forgot the incantation! 1.1961 0.03951 102 82 20 0
1627 "Who's this Newt Gingrich again?" 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
1628 Aww. A baby photo!" 1.1955 0.03613 133 108 24 1
1629 Next, a hex on Facebook. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
1630 Alexa, what's that recipe again for "eye of newt"? 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
1631 Amazon is delivering my Souyp Starter by noon! 1.1953 0.03689 128 104 23 1
1632 Hey, so, the human bone was actually gifted to me by a co-worker. She collects them from her garden and brought some into the office. 1.1953 0.04445 128 109 13 6
1633 Set your Cauldron to 350 for 3 hours 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
1634 …Take that Maryanne and your beautiful bolognese, I’m going to get lit up with this post.” 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1635 Add What ??? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1636 Toil and trouble? I love it! 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1637 Ugh, damn recipe calls for three eye of newt. 1.1951 0.03588 123 99 24 0
1638 Mirror mirror on the screen.. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1639 Brewin' views, baby! 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
1640 ...and a soupcon of newt. Follow me for more recipes." 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1641 Double, double toil and tweet! 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1642 Mom, I gotta go-we go live in a minute. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1643 If you liked this brew, little kiddies, subscribe to my channel and get all of my potions! 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1644 Link in bio for recipe! 1.1949 0.04039 118 97 19 2
1645 Oh yeah, with Snow White it was simpler. Damn food blogging era! 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1646 ‘“Set to Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew, should score lots of likes! Ba ha ha ha.” 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1647 Ack! I should have added the eye of newt before the lizard's leg! 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1648 Where the hell am I supposed to get 'Eye of Newt' and 'Tail of Dragon's? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1649 That is with the WartCam filter off. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1650 I was right. It is eye of bat and not eye of rat. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1651 Hey Siri, how many carbs are there in bones? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1652 Hansel & Gretel, you’re so photogenic! 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1653 Wow. Elon Musk is literally the worst thing that ever happened to social media. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1654 Don't forget the olive juice. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1655 If you don’t have eye of newt generic will do fine! 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1656 Gonna finally show these other witches how it’s done. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1657 Martha Stewarts very hidden alter-ego 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
1658 And would you believe it’s semi-homemade?! 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
1659 For my OnlyPans! 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1660 Abracadabra, Alacazam, TikTok stardom, here I am! 1.1942 0.04153 103 84 18 1
1661 At last. A text message from my dead mother. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1662 Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, now watch as my subscribers double 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1663 Halloween (Taylor’s Version) 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1664 I'm a SWF who hates children, but loves cooking them. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
1665 Now we’ll see how waterproof it is! 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
1666 Potions? He's coming over and I need a guacamole recipe pronto! 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
1667 Frugal, frugal, I checked Google: boil the noodles; bake the kugel. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1668 And please click like this video please subscribe to my channel below. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1669 #toilandtroubletuesdays 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1670 DDT&T! Macbeth is so cool. 1.1938 0.03825 129 106 21 2
1671 My new potion is to make you all like this video. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
1672 Newt-free! 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1673 Hashtag Vegan 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1674 How many toad livers was that? 1.1935 0.03742 124 101 22 1
1675 This toil and trouble should convince them on Facebook that I’m a serious witch! 1.1935 0.04387 124 105 14 5
1676 Felt like Italian tonight. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1677 Just wait till all those witches see this. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1678 Date night with my boo. 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
1679 If you can’t extract blood from a newt at home, store bought is fine. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
1680 It's Donald, claiming I am weird. So, should I sue him? 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1681 If I meant "Greatest Of All Time" I would have said "Great Of All Time." I meant "goat!" 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1682 Congratulations! You've been chosen at random to receive The Salem, our company's premier broom. To claim your gift simply..... 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1683 'the best thing about jambalaya is anyone can make it' 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1684 This will get 5 stars on Allrecipes!!! 1.1933 0.03635 119 96 23 0
1685 So, to buy this cauldron AND support my work, just click on the Amazon Associates link in the description. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1686 Bringing this for my first pot-of-luck! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1687 What wonderful recipes I can find online nowadays! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1688 Alexa. How many bat wings does this recipe call for? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1689 ‘Eye of newt, eyes of followers, I cast a spell to make you hollower!’ 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
1690 Wow, I found a gluten-free vegan recipe! 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
1691 Oh believe me, this is definitely going viral. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1692 My precious! You'll have to kiss me to turn back into a human. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1693 Witch, please. He doesn’t love you, he started hexting ME 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1694 Morgana, forget the eye of newt! He texted me back. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1695 New eyes of newt who dis? 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
1696 Hey Siri, "I said, I'm looking for Widgets". 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1697 I knew I should have bookmarked that recipe! 1.1927 0.03795 109 88 21 0
1698 After I spell check this it will be ready to post. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1699 Fire burn and cauldron bubble; with this spell may my Insta-likes double! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1700 Eye of newt and shameless self-promotion and, Voila! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1701 One more selfie, before I wash the dishes. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1702 If you don't have eye of Newt, you can just replace with a cup of garlic for flavor 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1703 Ohh - hexting! 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1704 Hey Siri, for timing my brew just right, when is Daylight Savings Time? 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1705 And don’t forget to follow my page: Double, double toil and trouble—Link in bio! 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1706 It’s Pentagrammable! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1707 double, double, toil and go viral 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1708 How to boil and boil toil and trouble in your own home! 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1709 Here’s a toil-and-trouble-free meal you can make in 30 minutes. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
1710 And, frankly, it has to be Le Creuset or it’s not worth the effort 1.1923 0.05306 104 91 6 7
1711 Hannah Goldfield says "more salt". 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
1712 Lauren Boebert memorializes her last date for TikTok. 1.1923 0.04941 104 89 10 5
1713 Oh no, not Snow White again! 1.1923 0.05127 104 90 8 6
1714 Don't forget to like and subscribe -- or you'll be sorry. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1715 POV: when that eye of newt hits 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1716 Recipe Review: ⭐️ won’t make this again. Followed the recipe Exactly, but substituted eye of newt for onions, lizard’s leg for carrots, and wool of bat for bay leaves. Turned my BF into a toad. 1.1923 0.04646 130 113 9 8
1717 This’ll look good on my Tinder 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1718 Oh good, it says eyeballs may be substituted for dog's tongue as long as contact lenses are first removed 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1719 Too many apps can spoil the broth. 1.1920 0.03885 125 103 20 2
1720 No, Nana, I'm not busy. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1721 Oh, that looks wicked good! 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1722 I’ve got a bone to pick with Macbeth. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1723 Finally, a plant-based potion. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1724 Make it Progresso, or make it yourself! 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
1725 Yes. I've been fiended! 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
1726 For the gram! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
1727 add two troubles, and the one boil, and one bubble. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1728 Voila! Toil and trouble made easy! 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
1729 It doesn't count unless I post this. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1730 It's just a Halloween party sis, I promise you won't melt! 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
1731 Take that, Miles Davis! 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1732 Hey Siri. What can I substitute for toe of frog? 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1733 Let's see Uber Eats app I always run out of the wing of bat for this recipe 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
1734 GPS on Dorothy! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1735 Really, toil and trouble? Sounds like you need to find another line of work, sister. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1736 Whoever is the 500th like, gets to pick who I put the hex on. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1737 double double toil and trouble click the like or thee I'll smite 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1738 Popular at last! 1.1913 0.04260 115 96 16 3
1739 I knew I'd get it right with YouTube 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1740 I don't need a spell to delete old photos? 1.1913 0.03885 115 94 20 1
1741 Hi Glinda,Dorothy’s in the soup again. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1742 Finally, everybody’s together. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1743 Hi, guys! Haggith here. Today we’re gonna learn how a few newt eyes and bat tongues can turn a simple revenge potion into a hearty autumn soup! 1.1913 0.04260 115 98 13 4
1744 Hang on, I'm googling substitutions for eye of newt... 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
1745 I'm uploading this to BrewTube. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
1746 wow, this thing is magic! 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1747 If I can just get enough followers, I can finally start my cult. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
1748 This wine and cauldron shot is going to kill it on Pentagram. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
1749 I knew it! I won the Brew that is True! 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1750 Here’s a tasty brew I developed several years ago while dodging the crowds in Salem. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1751 My audition video for Top Chef: Salem! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1752 Time to add the rare metals found exclusively in electronics. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
1753 #notoil #notrouble #eyeofnewtchili #onecauldronmeals #glutenfree 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1754 I got it. Double, double toil and trouble. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1755 Best. Brew. Ever! 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1756 Thank you, Elon, I'll get to it right away! I will add all of your suggestions. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
1757 Of course the tail of newt is organic! 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1758 And one flash of oversharing witch. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
1759 Just one more pic for my social network 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
1760 Cover of 'Macbeth Today' here I come!" 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1761 Oooh, look how the eyes of newt turn red from the flash! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1762 Hello, Martha! Is it three or four tablespoons of salt for a vat of mouse tail and frog toe nail soup ? 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
1763 Think you can out-Instagram me? Witch, please! My brew game is strong. 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
1764 Double double toil and trouble #fireburn #cauldronbubble 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1765 That will look great on the blog. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1766 ‘Ha, my deceased husband, and ulna bone stew’ 1.1901 0.04440 121 103 13 5
1767 Her witches brew became a viral sensation. 1.1901 0.03948 121 100 19 2
1768 Hey Siri, find a recipe for removing warts. 1.1901 0.04593 121 104 11 6
1769 Wait, I have a call-dron! 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1770 No soup for you! 1.1900 0.05064 100 86 9 5
1771 I have a match and his name is Satan. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1772 Hey Siri, what’s a good substitute for eye of newt and toe of frog? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
1773 I just won the Lottery! No more toil and trouble for me! 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
1774 Yes! It IS eye of newt and toe of frog! Thank you, search engine! 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1775 This is a fantastic recipe for vegan hollow wieners! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1776 Double, double, boiled by spinster. This is going straight on Insta. 1.1897 0.03656 116 99 15 2
1777 Add "Eye of newt and toe of frog..." 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1778 #5minpoisons 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1779 So I’m at the store with your grocery list. Looks like they’re out of eyeballs. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1780 Great brew! If I could only make New Haven style pizza. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1781 Girl boss Monday! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1782 Maybe if I post this to Instagram, they will believe my spell for climate change 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1783 Alexa, is it 'Eye of newt, and toe of frog' or vice versa? 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1784 Potion check, outfit check, lighting..dammit!! 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
1785 By the twitching of my thumbs, some new followers this way comes! 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
1786 Hey Siri, what comes after trouble? 1.1894 0.04451 132 114 11 7
1787 Hey bestie, do you think the Tinder date would like it with or without eyeballs? 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1788 Waddaya mean my broom still isn't ready yet ? 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
1789 3 ways to get more eyeballs on your instagram stories! 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
1790 Double, double toil and trouble, Instagram followers double! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1791 Pics or it didn't happen, eh? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1792 Oh, silly me! I forgot to add the short hairs! 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1793 Double, double, toil and trouble, Hamas burn, Hezbollah bubble. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1794 Transmitting this charm 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
1795 Bewate MacDuff. He will share your private photos with his sleazy friends. 1.1892 0.03734 111 90 21 0
1796 Tik Tok pays based on the number of eyeballs I have, so I'm changing the recipe. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
1797 If this potion works I won’t look this ugly in my next selfie 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1798 Dislike and subscribe 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1799 Siri, how many cats do I put in? 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1800 I just got the best Black Friday deal, you won’t believe it 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1801 For more recipes follow my tWitch channel 1.1890 0.03989 127 106 18 3
1802 So this is what it looks like when the hurly-burly’s done. 1.1890 0.03662 127 104 22 1
1803 #girlboss 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
1804 Yes,one more for the blog! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1805 My boyfriend posted a ChalicePhallus to Insta.” 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1806 Oh good! Bats' wings are a substitute for lizard legs! 1.1887 0.04854 106 91 10 5
1807 Eat your heart out, Glinda! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
1808 Hey there, Coven! I’ve got something brewing for all my followers!” 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1809 Pics or it didn't happen. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
1810 Double double toil and trouble/Wifi out and Twitter’s rubble. 1.1885 0.04558 122 105 11 6
1811 Oh no! 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
1812 Yes! The eye of newt has shipped. 1.1885 0.03741 122 100 21 1
1813 Add one eye of newt, (found in specialty stores or substitute a black olive) . . 1.1885 0.04407 122 104 13 5
1814 I swear by my green juice recipe. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1815 I'll send my next selfie right after I drink the 'poison'. 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1816 Melt newt. Might delete later. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1817 Other people post their costumes. Griselda posts her no-fuss, no-fire, eye of ostrich potion for love and bunions. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1818 The Democrats’ solutions are ready! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1819 The TikTok Proof is in the broth. 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1820 Call me a witch one more time. 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1821 Shakshuka...!!! 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1822 You'd think turning people into frogs would be bad for my subscriber count... 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
1823 I just got your spell. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1824 No AI here! That was Real Stupidity trying to mess with me! Now everyone will know what's not left of you! 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1825 Big Mistake! You forgot the onion! 1.1880 0.03628 117 95 22 0
1826 Wow! Look how crispy eyes of newt come out in the air fryer! 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1827 This Ap "Toils & Trouble For Beginners" is great. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1828 Kelly! According to a study, when you take a photo before eating it can make this yak eyeball potion taste sooooooo much better! 1.1880 0.03628 117 95 22 0
1829 Aah, this year’s brew is absolutely instagrammable! 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1830 You're right. The sriracha makes all the difference! 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1831 It's just my usual ghoulash 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1832 The perfect secret ingredient ! 1.1875 0.03916 112 92 19 1
1833 Top ten witches brew recipes 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
1834 He wants an extra splash of orange this time. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
1835 Margaret? Listen--- in that recipe you gave me, was that one eye of bat or two 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1836 You’re kidding, your recipe calls for only two bats? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
1837 That's why it's not working. The word cojones does not mean pigeon eggs. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1838 My potion is working! Jordan is trying for a fourth time! 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1839 That’s some wet ass potion 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1840 Okay everybody it's bobbing for apples time! 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
1841 When the hurlyburly’s done, my followers will be more than one! 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
1842 Pumpkin spice will make it nice, Pour it in and stir it twice. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1843 TGIF. WYWH. XOXO 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1844 Yes! I don't have to remove the cat's whiskers before boiling! 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1845 Fluffy you were so cute 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1846 Make us laugh again! Bring back Laurel and Hardy! 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1847 A tribute to the late Donald Trump 1.1870 0.04373 123 105 13 5
1848 I know you're upset, but we didn't say that Birnam Wood would NEVER come to Dunsinane. 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1849 Ah, I finally found the recipe! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1850 Yippee!!! I knew Chef John would have a good version of this potion recipe! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1851 The last photograph of Commander, Joe Biden’s dog 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1852 I'M TRENDING!!!!!!! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1853 As Julia would say, Bone Appetit! 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1854 This is the GOAT soup! 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1855 Snap Bat. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1856 Witches, so many of you have called me out on my recipes. From now on I vow to only use Beyond Newt and Beyond Frog. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1857 Wait til those witches see this 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
1858 Double double toil and trouble/ May my stew be viewed in the TikTok rubble 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
1859 Feeling mischievous. Might delete someone later. 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
1860 This recipe is going to go mega-viral! Vegan stew made with real vegan--and gluten free! 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
1861 Mom, do I add the blood sausage before or after the fava beans? 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1862 Hashtag #real_housewives_of_Oz 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
1863 Poof goes Elon Musk! 1.1864 0.04955 118 104 6 8
1864 I love Wiccangram! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1865 Omg! Making a potion with my #brewtiful coven girlies! 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1866 Score! Eye of Newt is a Prime Deal of the Day. 1.1864 0.03601 118 96 22 0
1867 #Girldinner, witcheeessss! 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1868 I'm not kidding Freya! I asked him to drop by, and help me with the stew for the party. And when I told him I was an extra in the Sorcerer's Stone, he dived right in - what a love, huh? 1.1864 0.03983 118 98 18 2
1869 Fire burn and cauldron bubble; may my Insta followers double! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1870 I can’t hear you! Please repeat that again “toil and trouble…… 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1871 Maybe no eyeballs. I always end up in a staring contest! 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1872 And for the last ingredient, eye of my subscribers. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1873 Basic Witch 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1874 I just love the New York Times cooking section! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1875 I like to end all of my curses with a smiley face. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1876 Eye of newt substitute? 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1877 No filter. 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
1878 Whoopie! Amazon is having a sale on Eye of Newt! 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1879 This is a sure win for the annual boo brewers potluck photo contest. 1.1858 0.03675 113 92 21 0
1880 Mr. Trump , you aren't being hunted by witches. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1881 Started this recipe in 2020. Still cooking 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1882 Hashtag nom-nom 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1883 Substitute one teaspoon turmeric for one eye of newt. Perfect! 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1884 ...By the clicking of my thumbs, Going viral this spell comes. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1885 Ooh, bringing sexy back and the man of my dreams 💕 1.1858 0.03885 113 93 19 1
1886 #Brew, love, laugh 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1887 This is the recipe that will bring the house down. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1888 Beat Bobby Flay? How about Cook Bobby Flay. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
1889 Remember, drink responsibly! #witchcraft brewery 1.1856 0.03968 97 79 18 0
1890 A skull emoji? Must be working. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1891 P(r)oof! 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
1892 Congratulations! You've been elected Speaker of the House. When can you start? 1.1855 0.04187 124 105 15 4
1893 Do you have any newts? 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1894 Our recommended substitute for eye of newt: tapioca pearls in Worcestershire sauce. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1895 Don't forget the dash of dopamine! 1.1855 0.03861 124 103 19 2
1896 Trick or Click 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1897 Oh no, YouTube is down. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1898 My entry into the TV Network food competition: Eye of newt, toe of frog … finished off with baboons blood. Yum. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1899 This meal prep is going to last me all week 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1900 Beat this one, Insta-witches! 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1901 Oh, that Newt! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1902 Now that’s what I call hot witch porn! 1.1849 0.03574 119 97 22 0
1903 For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble click on the subscribe button. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1904 This looks great and smells delicious. I can’t wait to get my friends to try it 1.1849 0.03952 119 99 18 2
1905 I can't wait to post a picture of my brew on witch-toc 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1906 My potions never look half as good as they do on Tic Toc. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
1907 Whoohoo - five stars on Yelp! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1908 What's up, guys! A lot of you have been asking me about my witch's brew recipe. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1909 Caption for social media: 'Enjoying the magic of each moment'. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
1910 Ha! Actually, no trouble at all. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1911 OK, it's boil 'and' bake, not boil 'or' bake! 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
1912 Hah! My selfie is my familiar. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1913 Let's see, eye of newt and toe of frog, and wool of???? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1914 Huzzah! Same day delivery for eye of newt! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1915 Please like and scare. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1916 Cooking up another Middle Eastern conflict 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1917 I still love that movie! And many people say I’m the most memorable witch in that movie, many people say … 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
1918 Eye of newt on sale for $2.00 a bottle! 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1919 Warlock317 liked the pic of my stew! #HeartEmoji 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
1920 And next I use the iNewt. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1921 This post will get me a million “Yikes”!! 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1922 Double, Double, the trolls are in trouble. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1923 Amazon has delivered your eye of newt 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1924 Potion porn 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1925 Oh, good! I can order eyes of newts online! 1.1840 0.03997 125 105 17 3
1926 Feast your eyes on this ghoulash! 1.1840 0.03833 125 104 19 2
1927 Free one-day delivery on waifs. Excellent! 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1928 Hah! That’s what he calls a “ witch hunt?” 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
1929 And now, we'll let it ferment until Halloween! 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
1930 At last! The new iPhone! 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1931 #mealprep #adulting #witchesbewitching 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
1932 Tis the season, witches! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
1933 You're here for the recipe of my famous brew, but first, you must read a completely unrelated yet detailed story about my great-great-great grandmother and her experience in colonial Massachusetts! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
1934 Sisters, you simply must try this new potion-prep recipe. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1935 I flew around the world to get this recipe for hunger, inequality, capitalization and climate change. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1936 Ah,Hans and Greta will be joining me for dinner. How delicious. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1937 Thank the spirits below for the Turkey Hotline . . . 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1938 Nailed it 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
1939 Google! Now really, who's the fairest of them all? 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1940 This year's recipe is a winner! 1.1835 0.03946 109 90 18 1
1941 Success! Thanks to everyone who suggested the eye of newt from witches.com! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1942 Just a tease, I'll go live when I'm serving it to him! 1.1835 0.04729 109 94 10 5
1943 Ah ha, I forgot turmeric! 1.1833 0.03739 120 99 20 1
1944 Witches brew stew in under ten minutes. Don't forget to hit that "subscribe" button! 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1945 Screw this. I just won Powerball!! 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1946 This new My Cauldron app is so much fun! 1.1833 0.03739 120 101 17 2
1947 Hey Siri…..give me a recipe that conjures the souls of the dead. 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1948 Just mining some creeptocurrency 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1949 Hashtag finally putting the ‘witch’ in craft brewing. 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
1950 This week on InstaHex, we’ll be getting our cauldrons bubbling because it’s #scorpioseason and one week before the witchiest day of the year! 1.1833 0.04425 120 103 12 5
1951 Hashtag #nomnomnom! 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1952 The best onion soup ever 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1953 My iPhone says I need iOfnewt ... 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
1954 My eye-popping witches' brew finally goes viral! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
1955 1. 2,3 - Say cheese. Or else. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
1956 What can I add to the brew to get more followers? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
1957 I love the new iOfNewt. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1958 This is lit. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1959 Hey everyone, as the weather is changing, I just thought I would share my favorite fall one pot recipe. First steps, go and get yourself one whole human. 1.1827 0.04045 104 88 14 2
1960 No Siri, no Alexa, I'm not gonna get you out of your browsers; you should have stayed an independent, like me. 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
1961 Yeah mom, the date went great. Here, let me introduce him! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1962 Brewing up the bubbly 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1963 They will be incapable of resisting the tempting lure of the pumpkin spice! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
1964 And now for my sponsored content: replace that toe of frog with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to make that hell-broth really boil and bubble. 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1965 All recipes is the bomb! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1966 Now to do one horizontally. 1.1826 0.03823 115 98 15 2
1967 Double, Double Causing Trouble 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1968 It’s pumpkin spice flavored! #BasicWitch 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1969 Old timey bouillabaisse, warts and all 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1970 Yeah, I nailed the recipe, Aunt Berta is going to love this. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1971 Sending this to Hazel - she’s a total foodie. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1972 Hey Siri, Recipe for witches brew? 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1973 Hash tag cannibalism of Hansel and Gretel 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
1974 But first, a 10,000-word essay about my inspiration for tricking the kids into getting in the cauldron. 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1975 Just like Hecate used to make. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
1976 The Witch is Wack! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1977 Hot Ukrainian warlocks are eager to meet you. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1978 Do solar eclipse damaged eyes require longer boiling time? 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
1979 Yes, Wizard, I have one last scene, then I'm all yours. 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1980 On my basic witch ish 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1981 Dried newt is a bargain on ebay this week! 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
1982 Follow me for more recipes, dances and spells on my TikTok @WitchesBCrazy 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1983 Okay, Guys, this kills people. 1.1818 0.03896 99 81 18 0
1984 Nobody mourns the wicked Speaker! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1985 Hey Siri, what’s a good substitute, for “eye of newt” and “wing of bat”. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1986 I'm going to try the Salem filter. 1.1818 0.03914 110 91 18 1
1987 BREW HAHAHAHA IM GOING VIRAL 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1988 Thanks Chat Bot! Never suspected AI could do so much for Witchcraft!! 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
1989 Pumpkin spice adds such lustrous coloring. 1.1818 0.03694 110 90 20 0
1990 Score! Amazon carries eye of newt! 1.1818 0.04864 110 96 8 6
1991 My potion is better than yours! 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1992 Post! Post! Boil and Roast! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
1993 Here's one without the red eyes 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
1994 Mom! Help! Is this what it should look like before I add the eye of Newt? 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1995 Ezmerelda snaps a photo for her "Real Witches of Green(W)ich Village" Facebook group. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1996 Hashtag ‘#cackling.’ 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1997 Welcome to 'Hell's Kitchen Witch'" 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1998 It’s okay is it explodes and kills us all—just as long as I get this slay pic! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
1999 Eye of newt! Duh! 1.1810 0.03794 116 96 19 1
2000 Ah, risotto della morte! 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2001 Thank Satan for the Where’s My Broom app. 1.1810 0.03591 116 95 21 0
2002 Zoom Hilda 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2003 Sorry--autocorrected to 'new eye.' 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2004 Say cheese! 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2005 Thank goodness for GrubHub. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2006 Wow! And all in one pot! Melissa Clark was right! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2007 #BossWitch #SideHexing #FeltPutridMightDeleteLater 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2008 Yes the vegetarian recipe is the same. the only difference is for the blood you can use red wine. or better off if you have a family member who is a vegetarian use their blood, sharing is a universal ... 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2009 My graduation recipe from Le Cauldron Bleu 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2010 My ex boyfriend won’t be watching my Instagram stories NOW 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2011 A witchin' dish! 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2012 The Invention of the ‘Spellfie’ 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2013 Search: recipe "Witches Brew" 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2014 And here is my new potion for finishing 2023 with sanity, I call it the “Forget-the-world-is-ending”. And it’s free! 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2015 Yay! I got Wordle on my first guess: WITCH! 1.1803 0.04199 122 104 14 4
2016 The wizard's gonna hate me for posting his recipe. Meh. 1.1803 0.03863 122 102 18 2
2017 #BBT&T 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2018 At last! A new recipe for chocolate brownies that doesn't call for eye of newt! 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2019 My own fancy brew! No need for a take-out from any restaurant. (Posted on IG) 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
2020 Hurry home -I’m making Toto soup! 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
2021 If you can’t extract fresh eye of newt, store-bought will do. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2022 $200 for a 6-pack of bat wings! That's outrageous! 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2023 Like if ur a toil and trouble girl, comment if ur a cauldron bubble girl 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
2024 Double, double toil and trouble. Phone eats first or I will bubble. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
2025 The presentation is to die for. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2026 Woo Hoo, my Barbie costume has shipped. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2027 Brewing is so much easier with a Smart Cauldron! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2028 #BespokeCauldron 1.1800 0.03861 100 82 18 0
2029 Let’s see here. “5 Stars! I loved it but replaced eye of newt with cauliflower, the toad toes with flax seeds, and the bat wings with bran. Brewed 30 minutes longer but maybe ‘cause I had to use a bundt pan instead of a cauldron! Highly recommend!” 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2030 This is my most wicked bone broth yet y'all 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
2031 I forgot the damned eye of newt! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2032 Now and then, I like to look at things thru someone else’s eyes.” 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
2033 I just have to post this on VatChat. 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
2034 Double,double toil and trouble. X sucks and Facebook’s in trouble. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2035 Etsy, you're great! But maybe I should also check Goop. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2036 Bobby calls for more chilis, Yotam says add za'atar, and Wolfgang wants me to make a pizza. What happened to simple cooking ...like "add one cub scout"? 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
2037 I’ll say it for you, ….CHEESE !! 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
2038 POV: Eye of newt and toe of frog, Wool of bat and tongue of dog … 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2039 …and don’t forget to like and follow for more witchcraft and makeup tutorials. 1.1795 0.03764 117 97 19 1
2040 Can I substitute eye of iguana for eye of newt? 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
2041 Beat this ,Bobby Flay! 1.1792 0.03743 106 89 16 1
2042 #cursed 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
2043 Maybe this new recipe will help me stop taking selfies! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2044 I thought I heard you say, 'Where to buy eye of Fig Newtons.' Is that right? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2045 Hot damn, I finally found some newt's eyes! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2046 When shall we three tweet again? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2047 My bath is ready! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2048 The TSA liquid limit is 3.4 ounces. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
2049 ...eye of newt near me...Search 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2050 I can deliver this brew to your domicile tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. If by chance you happen to see a tail that is full of sound and fury, ignore it, for it signifies nothing. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2051 ChatGPT: Write me a recipe for chicken eye of newt-le soup. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2052 Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble." Omg flying monkeys 50% off on Amazon 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
2053 OH MY.... the Coven finally tree'd him! Brew the orange hex potion posthaste! 1.1792 0.03495 106 88 18 0
2054 these induction stoves work like magic! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2055 Alexa, play “witch, don’t kill my vibe” 1.1792 0.03743 106 90 15 1
2056 This eve on my vegan witchcraft cauldron blog #basicwitch #cauldronblog #veganwitchcraft 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2057 Hang on! Let me just put this on Insta. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2058 Yes! Even the stew is vegan! 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2059 Toil and trouble, cauldron bubble, tik tok and twitter. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2060 Hey guys, come with me as I cast a spell on someone… 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2061 If you want your favorite dish better pick up some more eye of newt we're almost out. 1.1789 0.03657 123 104 17 2
2062 . . . .now add two eyes of newt, drain content first, . . . . 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2063 Friends! 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2064 You have reached your daily limit of screen time. 1.1789 0.04168 123 105 14 4
2065 Literally cooking up a storm! Hit me up for the recipe and follow for more... 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
2066 I love Pinterest. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2067 The prices for eye of newt have gone out of sight. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2068 Oh,this recipe says we should have used eye of newt! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2069 ...and all the fresh ingredients arrive pre-measured, cauldron-ready, making toil and trouble a thing of the past! 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2070 'Tongue of toad and iPhone of frog, A spell I'll cast to rule TikTok' 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2071 Feeling cute, made a brew. 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2072 Eye of newt, toe of frog, with bitcoins on the side. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2073 You're making what?! I'll be right over! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2074 My Midnight Routine. 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2075 Hey Siri, Are there one or two Eyes of Newt in a witches brew? 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2076 As soon as they swipe right it’s into the stew! Ha! Time to swap my broom for a selfie stick! 1.1786 0.03850 112 93 18 1
2077 Hashtag "For The 'Gram!" 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
2078 Wicca dinner 🎶 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
2079 Out of stock..." again! It's so difficult to source genuine ingredients like eye of newt and toe of frog these days 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
2080 Just wait til you see my flying broom video. 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
2081 Excellent! Eye of salamander IS an acceptable substitute for eye of newt. 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
2082 Selfie, selfie, on my call, who's the fairest of them all? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
2083 This is how you cast an “X,” Elon. 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2084 Toil and trouble, my bonnet. I've got a keeper on Date-O-Gram. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2085 It lacked a certain je ne sais quoi until I added a touch of Popeye’s fried chicken. 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2086 Siri Siri in my hand, Who's the grandest in the land? 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2087 Oh, I need more eye of newt! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2088 To hell with the newt's eye...Lululemon is having a flash sale! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
2089 This should get a few clicks on CaldronBubble.com! 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
2090 Ina has my potion in her "Perfectly Potent" book next to the Goose Cosmos! 1.1780 0.04444 118 102 11 5
2091 Oh my pretties on Tiltok will love this! 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
2092 It is easy to be a witch with Amazon delivery and YouTube spells. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2093 The Potion must wait! That hottie from eharmony wants to meet me by the footbridge! 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2094 Hocus Pocus Bitches 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
2095 By posting this on Twitter, I won't even need a spell to turn people against each other. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2096 #Bubble2xT&T 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2097 It's that time of year! #psl #basicwitch 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
2098 Click below to learn how to monetize killer potions online. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2099 Yesterday eye of newt, today wart removal cream. The real magic is TikTok's algorithm. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2100 So excited, I'm going to featured on Dungeons, Drive-Ins, and Die! 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2101 Rats! The recipe calls for a sport coat of Jim Jordan! 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2102 Alexa: What does Waze say is the fastest route to Oz? 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2103 Just need one eye of Newt. 1.1776 0.04564 107 92 11 4
2104 Siri, tell me again what the three witches said at the start of the Scottish play? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2105 CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS QUEEN FOR THE DAY! 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
2106 Double, double toil and trouble! Why was my food tastier - and less trouble - before my cellphone? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
2107 #wicked! 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
2108 SEARCH: The nearest store to me, to buy "eye of newt " 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
2109 …and now for the eyeballs of one million followers 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
2110 It’s warlocked again. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
2111 Troll or spell, what to do? 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2112 Please bring soup to our barbecue. And don't worry, nothing gets burned but the steak. 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2113 Bingo...Potions & Spells.com 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2114 Obtaining eye of newt is so easy in the modern age 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2115 Just wait 'till Griselda sees my new bone broth! 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
2116 Yes,I added tumeric. 1.1770 0.03819 113 94 18 1
2117 #BossWitch 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2118 Just a quick “post-ion” 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
2119 Now I've got proof that Hansel and Gretel can fit into one pot. 1.1769 0.04153 130 112 13 5
2120 #StockPhoto! 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2121 Eye of newt makes this one-pot weekday potion a family favorite! 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
2122 Hemlock at half off. Thank Beelzebub! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2123 Bubble,bubble toil and trouble,fire burn and followers double. #modernwitch 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2124 Add inditements as needed 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2125 Oh it’s too pretty to eat! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2126 Well of course I used the bio eye of newt... 1.1765 0.03707 119 99 19 1
2127 S-U-R-R-E-N-D-E-R space D-O-R-O-T-H-Y 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2128 Martha thinks it is a good thing! 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2129 Just a quick pic before the other two get back. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
2130 We'll call it The Witch, The Cauldron & The Iphone. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2131 The potion ingredients were way cheaper on Temu. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
2132 He said he didn’t want a divorce #single 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2133 Just wait til you ghouls see this! 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2134 Take that Fieri! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2135 Bow down, witches! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
2136 Hashtag: Blessed Be 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2137 This Bruja, is soooooo Brewing tonight 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2138 Thanks,Ina! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2139 Finally--America's Test Kitchen! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
2140 I love this create your own potion app! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
2141 Sabrina LOVES being a Millennial witch. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
2142 Drive the odds way up, place a little bet, and.. Drat! My phone died. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2143 And to think they said eye of newt would never be trendier than avocado toast! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2144 Yes, I invited a candidate for next year's presidential elections for dinner today. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2145 This Halloween the perfect accessory to your all black dress and witch hat is this nifty white belt I picked up at Target for $8. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2146 If you don't have fenny snake you can just use vegetable broth. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2147 Fabulous! MacBeth is on Broadway again! 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2148 The camera conjures first! 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2149 A witches brew? No, it’s girl dinner. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
2150 Ah, ha, Siri, so it's the cyanide that makes the deadly difference. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2151 I know you’re deconstructed but smile. 1.1754 0.04535 114 99 10 5
2152 Oh, goodie, I can substitute for toe of frog. 1.1754 0.03578 114 94 20 0
2153 If you don't have eye of newt, substitute a teaspoon of capers. 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2154 Hey, Mom, it's me, Bronwyn. So... the eye of newt re-hydrated and I can't get 'em out of the flask. Any thoughts? 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2155 #boil #bubble #cauldron #trouble 1.1754 0.03988 114 96 16 2
2156 You’re my lil brew thang. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
2157 Food posts will put them to sleep… 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2158 Eye of newt and tongue of blaspheming Jew. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2159 Let’s see. Can I substitute “eye of toad” for “eye of newt”? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2160 Hi, it’s Door Dash. They’re out of newts’ eyes. Okay if I substitute with the knuckle of a pig? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2161 What does she mean the eye of newt is expired? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2162 You're out of Turmeric? A curse on you! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2163 Substitutes for a bit of thine own tongue. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2164 (Cackling) "Hey, Google - Is it eye of boot or eye of newt?" 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
2165 You are a Salem.Com Sweepstakes winner... 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
2166 Ten parts serpent poison, twenty parts vinegar, and a dozen frog eyeballs...topped off with a photo for the kids! 1.1750 0.04374 120 104 11 5
2167 let's get like for the wizard witch cusine 1.1750 0.04042 120 102 15 3
2168 Alexa, how many fingers make one foot? 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
2169 But wait! Order now and you can get two Eyes of Newt for only.... 1.1748 0.03760 103 85 18 0
2170 Why are you in the forest? Eye of newt is now sold in cans 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2171 Hoping for millions of dislikes 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
2172 Eye of Newt, Hair of Toad, Tik of Tok! 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
2173 @macbeth 2X toil trouble 4U 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2174 Hexing in the day, texting by night. 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
2175 You kids look great! 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
2176 Curses to you car warranty salesman. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
2177 You're doing amazing, sweetie. 1.1746 0.03751 126 106 18 2
2178 I don't know why I never thought to add pumpkin spice. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2179 insta eats first! 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
2180 Hey, you don't like this one, galfriends, Ima changin' your 'W' to a 'B' my Witches 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2181 Some of you have been asking about my skin-boiling routine… 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
2182 Duane Reade's does have eye of newt! 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
2183 More poison by tomorrow? I love Amazon! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2184 Finally, a bone broth hack that works! 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2185 Chat, what are we thinking here? 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2186 Toil,toil enter your password 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2187 Hey Siri! How do you make chicken noodle soup?? 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
2188 I can't wait to check out the new decrepitude filter!" 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2189 These online recipes are awesome! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2190 The audience is very obedient and not hungry 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2191 The eyes are glass props. Purely for shock value. 1.1739 0.04145 115 98 14 3
2192 Instabrew, here we come! 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
2193 Great ! I've got the new Witches Brew app !! 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
2194 Congratulations! The FDA has approved your weight loss potion. 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2195 I’ll get you, my pretty—and your little blog too! 1.1736 0.04340 121 105 11 5
2196 This brew will definitely get me my own cooking show. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
2197 #food #foodporn #foodie #instafood #witchesbrew #cauldroncooking #halloweenalldayeveryday #instawitchesofbrooklyn 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
2198 Ina Garten's Cream of Flying Monkey Soup, a favorite here at the castle. Feeds 25. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
2199 #tradwitch #fromscratchbrew #knowwhereyourpotionscomefrom #glutenfreecauldron #cursedbeyondmeasure 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
2200 Let's see how many likes I get with my vegan brew. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2201 Hi Matt, Jim, Mary... I've got you all on my speaker phone. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2202 Who says Witchapedia is not a reliable source of information 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2203 Toil and trouble, make my views double, let this post burn, and then go viral. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2204 When shall we three meet again via Zoom...? 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2205 No, it's not ear of newt! 1.1732 0.04343 127 111 10 6
2206 HagTag #NoFilter 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2207 This time the house fell on Dorothy. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2208 Hey Siri - how long for bat wings in the sous vide? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2209 Finding ingredients is much easier with eyeofnewt.com! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2210 The internet makes creating potions so easy, mom would have loved this 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2211 Great! My instapot and microwave will be delivered tomorrow. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2212 Fantastic, my Hello Fresh is here just in time to add to my caldron!! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2213 When shall we three Zoom again? On Tiktok, X or Instagram? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2214 It smells great! Thanks for the recipe 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
2215 Another dose of "double, double toil and trouble" for the social media caldron! Look for eye of newt and toe of frog tomorrow! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2216 BINGO!! . . . Thank you, Satan. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
2217 Eye of newt nearest me. . . 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2218 Smile my pretty! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
2219 Wing of bat, toe of frog… and lips of duck. 1.1731 0.03728 104 86 18 0
2220 „How to cook a love potion or the way to the man’s heart is through his stomach“ 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
2221 Join me next time when I discuss the many uses of Eye of Newt 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2222 Siri! Nearest store for “toe of frog and tongue of dog.” 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2223 A lot of people have been asking about my hexing routine... 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2224 What good is Zoom when you're invisible? 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2225 Only one word away from Queen Bee... 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
2226 Rats, eBay is out of zombie brains. 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2227 I'll get you, my pretty, just like your little dog! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2228 Yes, the Eye of Newt is very special this year. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2229 Hey you guys,look at how eye of newt brings out the magic in this cauldron! 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2230 Oh good,Amazon still Carrie’s eye of newt! 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2231 For the list of ingredients, click on the link to my Wiccanpedia page. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2232 I'm spellbound!! A smoldering cauldron, Eye of Newt delivered, and I didn't have to prepare a thing!" 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
2233 Everyone is going to believe this cauldron is real. Let’s go for one million likes 1.1727 0.03621 110 91 19 0
2234 I hope to find the right filter 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
2235 Whitch hunt this pot lol 1.1727 0.03844 110 92 17 1
2236 Epicurious does not add eye of newt. 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2237 I call it Gowanus Goulash. 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2238 Just brewing some children soup for the upcoming holidays #foodie #foodshare 1.1724 0.03303 116 98 18 0
2239 My guilty pleasure foodie. Post 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
2240 I’m still a neophile at 400 years old. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2241 Ah, Amazon has Eye of Newt in stock and will deliver it in time for the coven meeting. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
2242 Ooh, gotta share this with my Besom Buddies! 1.1724 0.03729 116 97 18 1
2243 Put down your phone and stir it with that bone! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2244 The real magic is using this to start a viral conspiracy theory. #witchywoman 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2245 Pretty late but love my Pump Kid Spiced Latte 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
2246 That bitch is gonna get it! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
2247 So pimiento olives can be used in stead of eye of newt, thanks Siri..... 1.1720 0.05213 93 82 6 5
2248 Stalemate Stew . Add one Republican,one Democrat and one Moderate and stir frequently. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2249 Listen up, Witches! I’ve got a soul sucking recipe you won’t want to miss. 🧙🏽‍♀️ 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
2250 Killing WHO, O'Reilly? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2251 Follow me on T'witch, Brewtube, and BroomstikTok. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2252 ...and CAST! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2253 Eye of Newt doesn’t seem so toxic these days. Maybe I’ll switch it out for jugular of Jordon. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2254 Okay Facebook take a load of MY fish eye soup! 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2255 This will go great with the the sand-witches I made. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2256 #selfcare 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2257 You’ll notice in my recipe that I omitted the eye of newt. I did double up on the tongue of dog for more umami. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2258 And now for 14 paragraphs about how Eye-of-Newt takes me back to my childhood. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2259 Okay, I’ll make more bones about it. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2260 This ought to get me some ‘Dislikes’! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2261 The camera eats first, and it loves eye of newt. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2262 Cast a spell today and get FREE SHIPPING! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2263 …and he was vegan! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2264 Eye of newt! I never thought of that! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2265 This will look good on my Witches Brew Blog. 1.1714 0.03696 105 89 15 1
2266 @single.again_fml 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2267 Even more followers! I can't wait! 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
2268 Special on eye of newt.., 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2269 I can never remember this recipe. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
2270 Tinder is running a WhichWitchTonight special. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2271 AHA! What a great recipe. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
2272 Who’s the fairest of them a… Dammit. It’s supposed to take a picture of me! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2273 „cooking for my #badwitches“ 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
2274 Can I call you back, Agnes? I’m in the middle of my meal prep. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2275 Don’t forget to add some salt, ladies. You’ll get him back. Good luck! 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
2276 It's been so great catching up and that cat video was so cute. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2277 Alexa, what's the missing ingredient? 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2278 Goodbye Potions - Hello Android Eraser!! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2279 Heyyy Witchtok, come along while I show you how to do a spell that's totally vegan, with plant-based ingredients you probably have on hand! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2280 If I wanted green bubbles I'd text the cauldron. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2281 I'm casting a shadow. 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2282 #hexed 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
2283 The filet of fenny snake is back in stock and it ships free! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2284 P.O.V You’re a witch and you need to make dinner really quick. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2285 Hashtag bubble. 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
2286 Hehe my favorite time of the season! 1.1712 0.04220 111 95 13 3
2287 You guys, I know I always say this, but this was seriously my best hex ever 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
2288 heyy witches, welcome to my livesteam 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2289 And there are no added hormones! 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2290 Finally! Eye of newt on Ali Express! 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
2291 ... and eye of newt ... See you next week for the results. 1.1709 0.03495 117 97 20 0
2292 It’s time for my BeReal post! 1.1709 0.03700 117 98 18 1
2293 Bubble, bubble, INFLUENCE trouble 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
2294 Yes, boil not bake. Take-out only. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2295 #OctoberSurprise 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
2296 Glenda doesn't have anywhere near the number of followers. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
2297 hubby bubble – no toil or trouble! 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
2298 Thanks, I'll search for eye of newt and toe of frog on line. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2299 You're telling me the camera was off the entire time? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2300 Oh! Apple the fruit! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2301 I'm not sure which wine goes with this -- red or white? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2302 I told Cheryl she had to take better care of her lawn or else. #cookingforone 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2303 Without my TikTok profile, my potion doesn't exist. But trust me darling, it's a spell you cannot resist 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2304 Spell books are so passé. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2305 Welcome to the unboxing video of my new electric cauldron! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2306 Substitutes for vegetable oil 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2307 Yes! Eye of newt! Thank you, Google. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2308 Oh, I am so posting this spell on witch-tagram. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2309 Glenda, I can’t FaceTime anymore, this kids are just about ready for dinner. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2310 Fire burn and cauldron bubble Lady Macbeth is in terrible trouble. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2311 Sunday brews. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2312 #wifemeup 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2313 My nosy neighbor always wanted to go viral. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2314 Uh O, I almost forgot the saffron. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2315 This picture will be a great example of a tabletop cauldron on the Wiccapedia page. 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2316 Sober October my arse witch, you know you can't resist this" 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2317 Maybe now they'll invite me to the potluck. 1.1698 0.03664 106 88 18 0
2318 Add Sriracha to make your eye of newt toats delish... 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2319 Got it! My first potion. 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2320 Sending you a picture of the kids' meal! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2321 My first solo cauldron! 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2322 Great job Matt Gaetz, I knew the bitches (*ahem*... witches) brew would work wonders on you. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2323 Lady Macbeth here from Food Network, just checking your recipe for MAGA-brew....eye of newt, wool of bat, oil of snake, lorintit (pinch), tongue of trump ? 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2324 Just wanted to let you know that your children will be tasting good tonight 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2325 #lowglycemic 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2326 Your sweet Susie’s spell isn’t revenge porn Ralph, think of it as her “coming out” party. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2327 Jeffrey's gonna love this. 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2328 Hey Siri , how many munchkins do I need to serve a party of 6 ? 1.1696 0.04373 112 97 11 4
2329 Oh no! I forgot eye of newt! 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2330 Wing of bat, hair of dog, knob of butter... 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2331 Ok now give me a little more substance, Jim- in web dating, there is such a thing as too much je ne sais quoi. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2332 That should get hundreds of hates on Witchagram. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2333 This new portrait mode really captures your eyes. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
2334 Hang on, someone's hexting me. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
2335 … “Bubble, Bubble, Social Trouble!” 1.1694 0.03570 124 104 19 1
2336 Surely this will win The New Yorker's pumpkin spice recipe. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2337 A floating bone straight up - that goes straight to my facebook page! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2338 Double, double toil and trouble; Blow up my gram and my followers double 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2339 37.95 for one Eye of Newt?!! Get ready for some Toil and Trouble, Amazon! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2340 Photographs best without eye of newt 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2341 Free range rats is the secret ingredient 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2342 Taylor Swift following instructions. 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
2343 Amazon has a Prime Day special on microwave cauldrons! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2344 Double, double AI eliminates the toil and trouble. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2345 Yup, even 'Broom Hilda' has a vlog these days! 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2346 Can you change my order please,no soup just the frog's legs. 1.1683 0.03741 101 84 17 0
2347 Phone bubbles bubbles toils and troubles first! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2348 My followers will die for this. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2349 Boil, bubble, selfie on the double! 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2350 Hey,Siri,where can I find eye of newt? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2351 Wow! Fillet of a fenny snake is on sale. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2352 Shoot, it was two eyes of newt and one tail of snail not two tails of snail and one eye of newt. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2353 Bye my Witches! Don’t forget to hate and subscribe! #hotghoulsummer #wiccangirlproblems #cursed 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2354 So. When shall we three meet again? And please don't give me, 'When the hurly burly's done'. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2355 Okay, TikTok fans -- here's another delicious way to fix pumpkin for the fall holidays. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2356 ChatGPT: now take over the toil and trouble part. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2357 I put some eyes in it! Now, let’s get some eyes ON it! 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2358 #HanselGretelVibez 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2359 Hextagram content! 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2360 This elixir recipe should get me trending on TikSpook 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2361 This'll look great on my tWitch stream! 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2362 What a charming cooking! Posting rn on heX. #freshfromthecoven 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2363 Macbeth elected President! 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
2364 Hot damn! It's October again. 1.1681 0.03534 113 94 19 0
2365 « Look Grandma Fetid, I tweaked your recipe to make cream of Covid soup! » 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2366 I'm so glad I ditched my broom for Zoom! 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2367 Hashtag "Spellgeek" 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2368 Oh here it is! One toil, one trouble, let the ingredients bubble bubble….serve hot! 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
2369 Oh, what cute puppy dogs! 1.1681 0.04356 119 104 10 5
2370 Trust me, sis, substituting ear of mouse for eye of newt won't affect the smell at all. 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2371 Eerie Pot and the Sorcerer’s Phone 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
2372 Some people say I drink too much coffee but F*** YOU! 1.1680 0.04210 125 109 11 5
2373 Zuppa Toscana 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
2374 Ah-ha-ha! What I hold is the real magic spell and humans don't even know it. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2375 Tik Tok, Clik Clok! I've ghosted my boyfriend into a toad! 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2376 Now you just add the eye of newt and boil until it bubbles 1.1667 0.03506 114 95 19 0
2377 Great! The back order of eye of newt is finally in stock> 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2378 #witchplease haha oh god I've never felt so alone. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2379 ...And the puppy is gone! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2380 A thousand followers already, and I haven’t even added the newt’s eyes! 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2381 Gonna full send this recipe to the masses 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2382 I'll go viral even if my house turns to ash. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2383 The last step is eye of newt, but this time of year I like to swap it out for Pumpkin Spice. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2384 #dorthypotion 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2385 Ah shoot! I was supposed to add the eyeballs before the eye of newt! 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2386 We're good on eye of newt, and I've just ordered up some toe of frog on Amazon. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2387 I’ll show everyone that I can cook. 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2388 When you need to send a picture of your toxic ex to your bestie. 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
2389 The perfect nutritious bone broth!" -@thewitchofprotei 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2390 Siri, where can I find eye of newt? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2391 Just a sec. My fire's burning and my cauldron's bubbling. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2392 Say cheese, Glenda! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2393 Of course, the hair of a newt is needed! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2394 At last, thanks Siri! 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2395 People will love this on Spellbook. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2396 Wait, let me take a streaks! 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2397 That’s the last of Fred! 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2398 Maybe I should get my broom for this pic 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2399 Wireless Pick: black handled footed cauldron 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2400 Hazel's sourdough starter yielded unexpected results... 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2401 Double, double, world off-kilter; trying out my brand-new filter! 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2402 Horrible...oh curses, how do you turn off self-portrait? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2403 no eye balls harmed ! 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2404 Surrender Surrender Surrender dot dot dot 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2405 Hah! This will make me Speaker of the Coven. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2406 For more one-cauldron brew recipes, smash “Like” or “Subscribe”! 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2407 Witchiepoo's gonna love this one... 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
2408 "Finally, Amazon has a bulk discount on mouse tails!" 1.1667 0.03721 114 96 17 1
2409 Just got the text back from my mom. She said to add only half of a newt. Woops! 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2410 #cauldronporn #ghouldinner 1.1667 0.04055 108 95 10 3
2411 I didn't burn it this time! 1.1667 0.03835 108 91 16 1
2412 In the end, reality won. But the expectation was low - very low. 1.1667 0.03603 108 90 18 0
2413 Love posting my witch-hunt recipe on the Truth Social. 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
2414 Time to download my brew app. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2415 Eye of newt and…keep scrolling for the recipe. 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
2416 Hah, this potion is so very anti-woke! 1.1653 0.03588 121 102 18 1
2417 Another pinch of eye of newt and ....post 1.1653 0.04124 121 105 12 4
2418 Ghost Glinda!” 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2419 Gotta love my newt eye-phone. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2420 What would I do without YouTube? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2421 And they say Halloween ideas from Pinterest are old hat! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2422 Camera casts its spell first. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2423 ...add fillet of fenny snake, eye of newt, toe of frog, and then stir occasionally for 30 minutes to prevent sticking to the bottom of the pot... 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2424 Ha Ha Ha Witch Hunt. It's On !! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2425 Ha ha ha, so that's what it's supposed to b 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2426 Oh dear! They’ve put me on cauldron-waiting. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2427 #cauldronghouls 1.1651 0.03573 109 91 18 0
2428 Good,the package of Eye of Newt arrived! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2429 Aww. Baby scorpions! 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2430 Your card has been billed $299.95 for one (1) eye of newt. If you dispute this charge, please draw the appropriate pentagram to summon a representative. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2431 Ladies, you can make this at home. It’s Toto-ly delicious! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2432 Your brew pairs well with eyeball champagne. Bone appétit! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2433 You have been selected as a winner of our new automatic crock pot that will free you up to go trick or treating! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2434 Aha. A source for bat gonads. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2435 Siri, where can I get the eye of a newt? 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2436 The meat is arriving, after all! She's going to be scrumptious! 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2437 omg thank you guys! Even though I literally just showed you how to make it, please go support me at my Etsy shop, Toil and Trouble! You could get a lucky scoop potion for just $49.99! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2438 Felt cute. Might delete later. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2439 Eye of newt and toe of frog, One viral post and tongue of dog 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2440 Yes, we have eye of newt and toe of frog,Wool of bat and tongue of dog. We can give you next day delivery on that. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2441 This will look so good on my magic page 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2442 Oh man this is going to get so many shrieks on Faceboo. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2443 Is the wifi password "5G" or not "5G"? THAT is the question! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2444 And to go with this, the perfect eyeball wine. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2445 In my hashtag reputation era 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2446 Yes Mom... I'm about to add the eye of newt right now 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2447 Bubbly, bubbly, do it right, who was that cute guy I met last night? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2448 Oh good, the Coven deleted the Newt's Eye from the recipe 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2449 My selfies are just never scary enough! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2450 No Problem! It's gluten free. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2451 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️#Yelp 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2452 Now for a little IG of newt 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2453 In my cauldron era 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2454 This should put a smile on the face of everyone in my coven. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
2455 Thanks ChatGPT for the new recipe for the evil souls! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2456 #SpellGoals 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2457 You still think the scarier selfie is with my shadow behind me? 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2458 Hey, I gotta kettle bubbling! You two wanna come over and make it a threesome? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2459 No filter? So you really are Britney Spears! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2460 You've reached Newts.com. All lines are busy. Please hold, and one of our agents will be with you shortly. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2461 # Girl food! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2462 #witchbitch 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2463 What happens to folks who say “bite me”. 1.1641 0.03965 128 111 13 4
2464 Sweeney Todd and I are staging a 5-star cook-off! 1.1639 0.03923 122 105 14 3
2465 This recipe really is more hoppy. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
2466 Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to text. 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
2467 My gluten-free vegan love potion recipe has 1million likes on Facebook! 1.1638 0.03662 116 98 17 1
2468 Hold still, kiddies! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2469 My airfryer’s gotta see this! 1.1638 0.04051 116 100 13 3
2470 THAT'S the missing ingredient! 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2471 Bitch, I’m a witch. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2472 It looks funny, smells funny, and tastes funny. A wonderful success at my first time cooking cream of clown soup. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2473 #GirlDinner #BasicWitch 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2474 Siri, give me the 'eye of newt potion.' 1.1636 0.04385 110 96 10 4
2475 Sluttin' up Grandma's death potion, y'all!! 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2476 'So what do the Kardashians have that I don't ?' 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2477 It’s gluten free! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2478 #SpookySeason 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2479 This year we weird sisters will go as weird Barbies. 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2480 #cauldronsofinstagram 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2481 TRUMP STEW!!!!! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2482 Soooooo, here's a tip for my followers: a good poison never spoils" *wink 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2483 Yasss witch #potionporn 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2484 Yay, I just took my first Spell-fie. 1.1635 0.04755 104 92 7 5
2485 Posting potion porn! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2486 Not your daughter's Instapot recipe! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2487 Another ex-quisite recipe for you guys! 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2488 Finally, some Instagram-worthy brew! 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
2489 bubble bubble, Bluetooth trouble 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2490 Love potion works on gram, too! Million hearts secured. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2491 Curse these cooking blog ads! 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
2492 Winnie the poodle will be fetching her own bones when I'm through with her! 1.1635 0.03644 104 87 17 0
2493 Beatrice was a huge fan of “America’s Worst Kitchen.” 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2494 I call this soup ‘red-eye reduction’! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2495 All for the gram. Witches love the gram. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2496 Okay, okay calm down. I thought you said five bull frogs. I still see couple heads on top. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2497 The phone must toil and trouble first! 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2498 TWO likes?! Cruisin’… 1.1635 0.03891 104 88 15 1
2499 Sometimes you gotta kiss a few frogs.” 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2500 Oh, no wonder! Eye of newt, NOT eye of Newt Gingrich. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2501 Forget fair and foul; these posts are giving me FOMO! 1.1633 0.04960 98 87 6 5
2502 THE 5th caller in will win 2 tickets to........ 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2503 feeling cute, might ride broom later, idk 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2504 And orange strand of hair completes my most wicked potion of all. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2505 WOW! I'm being promoted to a lady. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2506 can you guess who's bones? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2507 Double, double, toil and trouble, Please don't pop the market's bubble. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2508 It's Jim Jordan calling. I knew he'd come around. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2509 And I made it without frogs and snails and puppy dog tails! 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2510 is it too late to UberEats? 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
2511 …and finally, a generous pinch of evil pumpkin-shade skin toner #45. 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2512 When Hazel started brewporn craze. 1.1633 0.03753 98 82 16 0
2513 Fall morning concoction with pumpkin elixir! Recipe link in bio! 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2514 This weeks Home Chef! 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2515 This new camera app really lets the eye of newt and the screams of the innocents shine. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2516 Siri, who delivers eye of newt? 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2517 This coven could have been an email 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2518 Double, double toil and trouble; Smartphone shine and caldron bubble. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2519 Pick me for “real house witches of New York!” 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2520 Guys, this is definitely a game changer. Meet my new instant pot! It is wicked! 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2521 Oh my pretty..the fairest one has a reverse camera! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2522 Hold on while I forward the message from my brew! 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
2523 Thank God, I found someone with a supply of eye of newt. 1.1624 0.03633 117 99 17 1
2524 For "hot" single warlocks swipe down. 1.1624 0.03831 117 100 15 2
2525 That is just great that you have a fenny snake and an adder's fork. I have all the easy ones. I'll tell my sisters! 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2526 Double, double toil and trouble kind of night #homemade #witcheswhobrew #cursed 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2527 Oh, goody! I can substitute eye of kevin for eye of newt. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2528 So after eye of newt, then what? 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2529 Cheat meal 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2530 #itworked#witchlife#witchesnotbitches 1.1622 0.04348 111 97 10 4
2531 He texted me back! So much for this love potion 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2532 And I replaced I-Phone model 10,000,000.01 with 10,000,000.2 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2533 Now i know why the pocion wasn´t working. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2534 ! Time to BeEvil. ! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2535 Children will always fatten up faster on a new Helix mattress. Use code GLENDA for 10% off your purchase. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2536 Oh! Walmart has eye of newt. Now I can finish my potion for the cabal on Tuesday. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2537 This love potion works! My ex just viewed my story! 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
2538 Absolutely witchgrammable 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2539 #witchfluencer 1.1619 0.04514 105 92 9 4
2540 I got you my pretty! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2541 Paint n sip was full, so I decided to rake soup n sip. 1.1619 0.03612 105 88 17 0
2542 I look great in this selfie! 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2543 So THAT’s the recipe to get Congress to get their act together! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2544 And the best part is all the toad eyes are sustainably sourced and additive-free! 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2545 I hope I don't get crushed by a house! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2546 Witch tok is soooooo gonna love this 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2547 Like and follow, or you’ll be covered in boils by the morning. 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
2548 This is definitely going viral on WiccTok. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2549 The rest of the coven's gotta see this.. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2550 And then add the eye of newt. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2551 Hey! Ebay has a pilot's thumb. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2552 Truth Social 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2553 With so many soup downloads—I'll never need an oven. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2554 Just wait til esmeralda sees this on insta omg she'll be so jelly! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2555 Yes ma, I know…, you just can’t get good eye of newt anymore. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2556 Something wickedly delicious this way comes #GhoulashSeason 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2557 Thanks for joining my t-witch stream! 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2558 Double double toil and trouble fire burn and caldron bubble ... Oops, I just got a text message from my two sisters. 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2559 What? My roommate is a werewolf? 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2560 And post to YouTube, and wait, and...zero likes. Refresh. Refresh. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2561 sup?" "ddtt, duh! u? 1.1613 0.03835 93 78 15 0
2562 Add a dozen bat wings and simmer until tender. Garnish with fresh eyeballs. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2563 Nepo Witch 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2564 Pics or it didn't manifest 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2565 If I get this one right, the art of pure, old fashioned and in person conversation will make a strong comeback. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
2566 Hey Siri, where's the nearest eye of the newt? 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
2567 II’ll call it Beer! 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
2568 Aah, court bouillon for the palace. 1.1610 0.03605 118 100 17 1
2569 Damn, I was supposed to double it. 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2570 Google Google, toil and trouble 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2571 This recipe is great, but people will love the 10,000-word preface reminiscing about my apprenticeship as a sorceress even more! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2572 Who chants "Double, double toil and trouble" these days when a photo says it all? 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2573 Bubble, bubble, toil and Tik Tok! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2574 And here is something for all my followers out there in GlendaNation! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
2575 So many likes. 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
2576 "...and you can freeze the leftovers, but then it's only good for summoning Mets fans. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2577 Oh,Mona,how nice to see you! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2578 “My brew contains toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog. Can someone tell me where to find eye of newt?” 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2579 Just something I cooked up for my Tinder matches. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2580 Double bubble, boil and...oh, wait, what's that on my nose? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2581 Time to beast Bobby Flay. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2582 My Hex Hacks channel just got a million hates! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2583 I know my Tiktok is going to looove this one 1.1607 0.03247 112 95 17 0
2584 Witch way always works. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2585 Hahaaa! Turns out Gordon Ramsay IS a one pot wonder! 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2586 How to tell me you’re a witch without telling me you’re a witch… 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2587 yes, I’m fully aware that the feet on my kettle are too short. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2588 Hashtag FrenchCuisine. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2589 phone eats first! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2590 Eh-he-he. And now I shall become Taylor Swift! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2591 A pot AND a kettle... 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2592 iPhone soup, coming up! 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2593 Sure, bring a friend—this Insta-Cauldron makes bubbling not troubling. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2594 Ha! This is just Shakespeare. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
2595 Thank goodness! There's a broom to recipe button. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2596 #witches’brew 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2597 Moms, your kids will devour this new crockpot recipe. Link in bio for complete recipe. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2598 The correct way to make bone broth+ how to still ‘invite’ unwelcome relatives’ to thanksgiving dinner 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2599 This recipe has no toil and trouble, just let fire burn and cauldron bubble! 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2600 Follow me for more Wicken good recipe ideas! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2601 What I eat in a day as a 45yo, pagan-era witch in a calorie deficit. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2602 Adulting 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2603 Unfiltered 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2604 Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto.” #susi #stitc 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2605 Now for my feed!” 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2606 Frog Wart Stew: the perfect centerpiece for any Halloween coven! 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
2607 If only there were an app for cleaning cauldrons 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2608 I just love these one-pot recipes! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2609 There isn't a recipe for a qitch's brew 1.1600 0.03819 100 87 11 2
2610 Toil and trouble won’t get you more followers, but a great picture will. 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
2611 Where my Salem witches at? Monster mash boutta be littt" #frightnight #halloweeken 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
2612 Nothing is like a good food blog! 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2613 Look it’s my favorite Graveyard Soup 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2614 Just substituted free-range bat wing for eye of newt. Follow @PotionPosting for more brew hacks. #mybroomwillthankme #batnotfat 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2615 Fresh brew, this coffee will get you flying faster than a broomstick 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2616 Cooking for content, I don't care with the taste huahahaha 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2617 I love to caption ‘the plight of sew hat harrowing’ 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2618 The last ingredient is a non-sense picture 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2619 It's giving coven. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2620 ....,and trust me on this,you have to let it simmer for full three hours before you add the eye of newt..., 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2621 When you finally get the recipe right and want to show off your cooking skills on Instagram 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2622 I finally have a friend. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2623 Ah, so now I do have the votes to be Speaker! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2624 Terbiumahassium! This will be the last foodie pic he ruins 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2625 These filters work magic. 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2626 Oh! It’s eye of newt, not pie of fruit — I must get my eyes checked! 1.1593 0.03679 113 98 13 2
2627 Hey Siri, do you have an incantation for an insurrection? 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2628 Little did they know, a flash would render the potion benign. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2629 Oh, great! I need a curse, and I've been ghosted by the Wicked Witch of the West. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2630 Where is that boiled children’s recipe? 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2631 Adder’s tongue ? It costs a fortune and only works on lawyers. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2632 Jail time! My spell worked!! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2633 Okay, Hashtag.. witchy Wednesday, hashtag Wednesday witch, hashtag magic moments, hash tag I’m a witch bitch. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2634 Hot new potion dropping soon. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2635 Riiiight??? And then she was like, 'Throw in some carrots with the frogs and the stones!' and I was like, 'Whaaaat?' 1.1589 0.03791 107 93 12 2
2636 My coven will totally lol. 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2637 It worked! It worked! 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2638 This one-pot recipe will sweep you off your feet! 1.1589 0.03551 107 90 17 0
2639 Only you, Wozzley, would dare mix tarantulas' legs and tail of rat! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2640 ah the BeReal notification came during the perfect time 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2641 Abracadabr ... oh, wait! A Republican Speaker of the House approval is needed ... no way to get that done with the ingredients I have now! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2642 Can I borrow an eye of newt? 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2643 Ah, I must get to the Capitol building house floor to cast my vote 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2644 Oh goody! That pesky popup webpage is gone. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2645 And now the final ingredient: the ramblings of three million sad trolls 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2646 It’s Britney, Witches! 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2647 You guys HAVE to try these new vegan eyeballs 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2648 Turned out so beautiful that I'll post it on Instagram! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
2649 Boil for 10 minutes, using fresh fingers and eyeballs. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2650 That's the recipe I was looking for! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2651 I picked up a bottle of eye of newt. Now I find out the recipe mean i-of-phone??? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2652 Forgot the eye of newt again! LOLs! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2653 Fillet of a fenny snake and wool of bat, toe of frog and eye of a phone... 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2654 Oh my God. Glinda, The Good Witch, just liked me. I’m going to be famous. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2655 Lastly I'll add a boxing glove to give it more punch. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2656 Real brewing is more about following your heart than following spells. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2657 Heyyyy witches this is my first #hotgirl cauldron! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2658 Get Ready With Me while I show you how I prepare for the Halloween Holidays… 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2659 Hey, Hazel, my blind date bubbled and bubbled, I toiled and was troubled. Is this Love Potion #9 or 10? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2660 I just LOVE AI! 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2661 Says here that there is no substitution for eye of newt. 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2662 So you can make a manhattan with no newt 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
2663 Hope you all like this quick and easy girl potion! #cursed 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2664 Pinterest,Pinterest,with me don’t you jest. I have to show up Ilvaya’s brew. Now bring up your best! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2665 Ohhhh, what an aesthetic! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2666 #bubblebubble #toilandtrouble #eyeofnewt #hellacute 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2667 Those witches from Salem got it all wrong, now I have proof! 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
2668 Insta worthy... Ghoul Gruel and Eyeball Highballs 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2669 Hex't" again.... 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2670 Phone, phone, in my hand, am I the fairest in the land? Am I...curses, what happened to the wi-fi? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2671 YES! Etsy has a person! 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2672 Success! Finally a potion that revives & updates my iphone! 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2673 Jump in for recipe. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2674 Michelin can't deny me a star, or so they'll be toad. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2675 If you followed the potion recipe correctly, you’re no longer a wannabe witch. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2676 Fun time making a deadly potion! 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2677 If you don't have a newt liver, you may substitute the heart of a wasp, but there's a small chance it might cause hair to grow on your tongue 1.1579 0.04048 95 81 13 1
2678 #flex.my.hex #spellbinding.microbrews #cauldron.curse.creations 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2679 Like" in Comments for the recip 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2680 Look at me making Ghoulash for the first time! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2681 Look what bubblin’! #firstpotion #eyeofnewt #whatevenisanewt? 1.1574 0.03758 108 92 15 1
2682 The secret to be the Witch with the most social media followers 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2683 Is it ruined if there's no toe of frog? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2684 Jumping in on the #WitchDinner trend 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2685 Sup, witches!? Brew yourself a favor and like and subscribe to my evil creation station. Muwahahaha! 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2686 I keep getting sniped on those Ruby Slippers but I’ll get them and an album by Toto too!! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2687 There's no way Snape's beating me. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2688 If you like this potion, be sure to subscribe to my channel! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2689 Hey Dorothy. This virtual hourglass is terrific." 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2690 I just bottled my new potion. Tell me if YOU think it looks like Orbitz. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2691 Double, double, telephone chuckle 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2692 Eye of newt and toe of frog, Tweet of Musk and tongue of dog … 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2693 I used vegan eye of newt and I bet nobody'll even notice! 1.1570 0.03894 121 105 13 3
2694 Hilda didn't usually take pics of her potions, but this one was really enchanting 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2695 @alisonroman, made your stew for the coven potluck! 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2696 BeReal time...#making moonshine 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2697 Step six... bring to a boil and toss salt over left shoulder... 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2698 #eatingpeople 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2699 Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2700 This new recipe totally #slays 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2701 Picture me stewing 1.1569 0.03619 102 86 16 0
2702 Oh, that's perfect. Hold it right there. 1.1569 0.03878 102 90 10 2
2703 What a coincidence Peter, I was just thinking of you! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
2704 #Champagne and bubbly! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
2705 Last one I had rest witch face. 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2706 By the clicking of #BeReal, you may see my brew congeal. 1.1565 0.03620 115 98 16 1
2707 Now if only I could spell out the recipe the way I cast spells.” 1.1565 0.03825 115 99 14 2
2708 Image for the Instagram, Saved and sent for all the fam. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2709 Let’s see Goody William’s top this. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2710 I love posting my latest concoction! Take that you Witches! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2711 We finally won the lawsuit against Shakespeare! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2712 Amazon has Eye of Newt! 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2713 Great! Another potion order. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2714 It might look like I’m taking a picture, but really I am a sexist, ageist cliche. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2715 Witchin' --- and click! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2716 Witchy vibes only! 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2717 This homemade caldron brew can be made in 3 easy steps!” 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2718 See. I’m a saucier, not a sorcerer. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2719 Witchcraft on the Go 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2720 Oh look the news reads that they hunted a wrong witch only because she is less conventional 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
2721 The perfect fall addition to my food blog: Vegan Child Stew 1.1562 0.03725 96 81 15 0
2722 #girldinner 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2723 Tik Tok says eye of newt is like, so dated; try using AI. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2724 Step four in slow-mo, when the eyeballs finally float to the top. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2725 I've got to get a photo of one more guilty person entering the pot! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2726 So then it will start to bubble just like this… I’m going to wait for a few others to join before we practice the spells. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2727 I’m a Modern Which now. 1.1557 0.03296 122 103 19 0
2728 Feelin' emotion for a potion! 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2729 Remember to like and subscribe or I’ll boil you alive! haha, jk” #yaaswitchqueenlif 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2730 No thanks…Politicians will pollute my potion preventing me from changing anything! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2731 Alexa, Alexa, bring me a Warlock 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2732 I’m vacuously taking pictures of my brew instead of adding the eye of newt. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2733 Tech Support? Let me talk to your supervisor. 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2734 Now two filters and it's done! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2735 Double, double toil and trouble; pumpkin spice brew and cauldron-core assemble. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2736 Double, double, toil and T-Mobile. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2737 And that Tik-tokkers, is why you should only use the eye from a fresh newt.” 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2738 Just tried my mom's recipe. 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2739 Posting to Instaspell! 1.1553 0.03843 103 90 11 2
2740 No Seri! I won’t sacrifice my iPhone! 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2741 The selfie is the toil. This is the bubble 1.1553 0.03587 103 87 16 0
2742 …so enchant that Like button and follow me for more damned recipes. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2743 Hey Macbeth, look at this now that the eye of newt has been added. 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2744 I said the next ingredient is an eye phone. An EYE phone! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2745 Cheese? How dare Newt steal my secret magic ingredient idea to this recipe? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2746 Gwyneth is going to love this bone broth recipe. 1.1548