Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
It's vegan because I added vegans. |
1.7497 |
0.02035 |
1634 |
808 |
427 |
399 |
1 |
Oh no! It was TOADSTOOL, not toad's stool! Damn autocorrect! |
1.6818 |
0.02249 |
1276 |
679 |
324 |
273 |
2 |
Oh, hi Dorothy. No, I haven't seen your little dog. |
1.6645 |
0.01751 |
2033 |
1089 |
537 |
407 |
3 |
Now for the most toxic ingredient of all—social media. |
1.6538 |
0.01688 |
2236 |
1233 |
544 |
459 |
4 |
We're having Stu |
1.6527 |
0.01781 |
1912 |
1034 |
511 |
367 |
5 |
Just a quick post to Wiccapedia. |
1.6516 |
0.02138 |
1280 |
675 |
376 |
229 |
6 |
"Eye of newt is traditional but any Republican Speaker will do. |
1.6481 |
0.01708 |
2225 |
1251 |
506 |
468 |
7 |
A lot of you have been asking what happens if you unfollow me... |
1.6409 |
0.01527 |
2570 |
1397 |
699 |
474 |
8 |
Hi mom, I dissolved my relationship with Jim. |
1.6289 |
0.01659 |
2156 |
1188 |
580 |
388 |
9 |
Mom, it just doesn't taste the same as yours. Who do you think I'm missing |
1.6060 |
0.01859 |
1609 |
889 |
465 |
255 |
10 |
You can probably find most of these ingredients lying around under your house. |
1.6036 |
0.01906 |
1481 |
808 |
452 |
221 |
11 |
Eye of Newt, toe of Goetz, tongue of Kevin... |
1.6007 |
0.01575 |
2482 |
1457 |
559 |
466 |
12 |
Guess who I’m having for dinner!” |
1.5899 |
0.01857 |
1563 |
873 |
458 |
232 |
13 |
I call it Congressional Stew. It smells unpleasant, it's hard to swallow and it's rarely satisfying. Perfect! |
1.5884 |
0.01700 |
2031 |
1186 |
495 |
350 |
14 |
Yes, for my witches in Brooklyn, there is a gluten-free option. |
1.5746 |
0.01642 |
1963 |
1114 |
570 |
279 |
15 |
All right! I got a million hates! |
1.5721 |
0.01979 |
1414 |
823 |
373 |
218 |
16 |
Sorry, gotta go. I’m about to serve my neighbors for dinner. |
1.5655 |
0.01794 |
1657 |
958 |
461 |
238 |
17 |
Yes Mr. Trump! It is a witch hunt. |
1.5651 |
0.01786 |
1828 |
1103 |
417 |
308 |
18 |
By the clicking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. |
1.5622 |
0.01303 |
3273 |
1940 |
826 |
507 |
19 |
Just the one trick-or-treater this year, the rest were too fast. |
1.5588 |
0.01543 |
2262 |
1328 |
604 |
330 |
20 |
Honey, can you pick up a few toads on your way home? |
1.5570 |
0.01770 |
1553 |
874 |
493 |
186 |
21 |
Siri, how many newt eyes are there in a cup? |
1.5558 |
0.01787 |
1648 |
962 |
456 |
230 |
22 |
No, it's pot luck. I'm bringing my husband. |
1.5533 |
0.02098 |
1209 |
719 |
315 |
175 |
23 |
All pairs well with a side of tots. |
1.5528 |
0.01540 |
2871 |
1906 |
343 |
622 |
24 |
The newts are locally sourced. |
1.5505 |
0.01941 |
1288 |
732 |
403 |
153 |
25 |
In Salem we call that wicked good. |
1.5470 |
0.01770 |
1744 |
1050 |
434 |
260 |
26 |
Thank God for Spell check! |
1.5393 |
0.01902 |
1487 |
903 |
368 |
216 |
27 |
Toys-R-Us has the freshest takeout. |
1.5390 |
0.01777 |
2204 |
1509 |
202 |
493 |
28 |
Siri: Which formula will have Trump disappear? |
1.5352 |
0.02201 |
1166 |
726 |
256 |
184 |
29 |
No texting while hexing |
1.5340 |
0.01839 |
1425 |
830 |
429 |
166 |
30 |
Stick your hand out and wave for the camera. |
1.5317 |
0.02093 |
1277 |
796 |
283 |
198 |
31 |
Welcome to my cauldron cooking channel.” |
1.5206 |
0.02042 |
1604 |
1105 |
163 |
336 |
32 |
Hey Siri, what’s a substitute for eye of newt? |
1.5179 |
0.02167 |
1035 |
621 |
292 |
122 |
33 |
Siri,can I substitute two eyes of bat for one eye of newt? |
1.5134 |
0.02224 |
1005 |
613 |
268 |
124 |
34 |
I hope it’s viral. |
1.5071 |
0.02095 |
1337 |
884 |
228 |
225 |
35 |
First episode of hex in the city! |
1.5057 |
0.02234 |
969 |
592 |
264 |
113 |
36 |
Yes, my followers, a good waiter CAN enhance a great meal" |
1.5028 |
0.01964 |
1233 |
752 |
342 |
139 |
37 |
Your kids? Why no, I haven’t seen them. |
1.5025 |
0.02080 |
1222 |
778 |
274 |
170 |
38 |
Maybe he'll be more punctual next time. Oh, wait, there won't be a next time. |
1.5004 |
0.02111 |
1161 |
735 |
271 |
155 |
39 |
Having the Macbeths for dinner! |
1.5004 |
0.02022 |
1183 |
729 |
316 |
138 |
40 |
If I'm a little short of Newt, will some of Kevin or Jim do the job? |
1.4934 |
0.02356 |
908 |
575 |
218 |
115 |
41 |
Your post goes against our community standards as your seasoning includes small children. |
1.4897 |
0.02235 |
1017 |
650 |
236 |
131 |
42 |
This should get some eyeballs. |
1.4881 |
0.02167 |
1010 |
630 |
267 |
113 |
43 |
This will get a lot of eyeballs. |
1.4880 |
0.02315 |
998 |
653 |
203 |
142 |
44 |
Double, double Toil and Trouble!
End the Republican Speaker Struggle |
1.4871 |
0.02230 |
1004 |
640 |
239 |
125 |
45 |
Siri…can I substitute eye of chameleon for eye of newt? |
1.4868 |
0.02170 |
1025 |
645 |
261 |
119 |
46 |
Hey Siri - what is the best substitute for Eye of newt? |
1.4795 |
0.02220 |
903 |
558 |
257 |
88 |
47 |
This will be the greatest hex,
For I'm turning Twitter into X! |
1.4747 |
0.02655 |
731 |
481 |
153 |
97 |
48 |
To die for", yes indeed |
1.4744 |
0.02349 |
841 |
532 |
219 |
90 |
49 |
Curse that spell check. |
1.4721 |
0.02365 |
824 |
522 |
215 |
87 |
50 |
Damn Now what was the potion password ? |
1.4705 |
0.02335 |
814 |
510 |
225 |
79 |
51 |
And, behold, as our new Speaker emerges from the broth. |
1.4704 |
0.02504 |
829 |
551 |
166 |
112 |
52 |
I love hexting!!! |
1.4704 |
0.02490 |
793 |
516 |
181 |
96 |
53 |
This phone will spare no trick or toil
To bring my cauldron to a boil. |
1.4700 |
0.02669 |
800 |
552 |
120 |
128 |
54 |
If you can’t summon the flames directly from hell, store bought is fine. |
1.4640 |
0.02616 |
750 |
501 |
150 |
99 |
55 |
A Macbeth audition! Can you believe it? |
1.4619 |
0.02598 |
749 |
499 |
154 |
96 |
56 |
You've reached Hex support. How can I help you? |
1.4619 |
0.02552 |
734 |
479 |
171 |
84 |
57 |
This auto correct always gets the spells wrong |
1.4614 |
0.03218 |
479 |
317 |
103 |
59 |
58 |
Tonight I'm eating vegan... at least he said he was. |
1.4612 |
0.02714 |
722 |
496 |
122 |
104 |
59 |
Nothing says lovin' like something from the Coven... |
1.4595 |
0.02636 |
716 |
476 |
151 |
89 |
60 |
He'll never unfollow me again. |
1.4592 |
0.02715 |
736 |
506 |
122 |
108 |
61 |
Hey, the Macbeths “liked” my new potion. |
1.4566 |
0.02537 |
692 |
444 |
180 |
68 |
62 |
You can easily make this recipe vegan by leaving out the eye of newt. |
1.4538 |
0.03000 |
520 |
341 |
122 |
57 |
63 |
Whoopsie, your autocorrect said eye of Newt Gingrich. |
1.4538 |
0.02688 |
692 |
465 |
140 |
87 |
64 |
Double, double toil and trouble; Facebook burn and Twitter bubble. |
1.4522 |
0.02512 |
701 |
452 |
181 |
68 |
65 |
Hey guys, it’s your girl Elphaba, AKA Miss Toil N’ Trouble. To all my haters out there, thank you for the motivation. And to all my witchy Wicca chicas on the channel, I am obsessed with this new slow cooker cauldron from Pottery Barn. Use code ‘EYEOFNEWT’ to take 20% off your first order. |
1.4500 |
0.02656 |
700 |
471 |
143 |
86 |
66 |
Hilda’s life changed when she realized that casting spells and being an influencer were practically the same job. |
1.4495 |
0.02756 |
634 |
423 |
137 |
74 |
67 |
Halloween. The one day I don't need to fake it for social media |
1.4468 |
0.02697 |
611 |
398 |
153 |
60 |
68 |
30-minute meal, my a**! |
1.4448 |
0.02819 |
598 |
400 |
130 |
68 |
69 |
Siri, find my broom” |
1.4444 |
0.02770 |
621 |
416 |
134 |
71 |
70 |
Mom, I finally found a man I love; he's so tender! |
1.4444 |
0.03811 |
306 |
200 |
76 |
30 |
71 |
Yes!” “All my spells have gone viral |
1.4437 |
0.02646 |
604 |
389 |
162 |
53 |
72 |
…then let it toil and trouble for about twenty minutes. |
1.4431 |
0.02798 |
598 |
399 |
133 |
66 |
73 |
#boil #toil #trouble |
1.4418 |
0.02733 |
593 |
389 |
146 |
58 |
74 |
The cartoon contest is broken. The rambling and synical caption entries are protests. We need more of us to speak up this way. |
1.4418 |
0.03159 |
593 |
433 |
58 |
102 |
75 |
Tell me again, mom; is it
"Double, double toil and trouble" or "Double bubble, toil and trouble?" |
1.4405 |
0.02781 |
588 |
390 |
137 |
61 |
76 |
#ToilAndTrouble |
1.4387 |
0.02792 |
563 |
370 |
139 |
54 |
77 |
Bobby Flay, eat your heart out - or I will. |
1.4382 |
0.03199 |
566 |
412 |
60 |
94 |
78 |
Siri, how many calories in eye of newt? |
1.4372 |
0.02732 |
629 |
424 |
135 |
70 |
79 |
Deirdra never tired of posting pictures of other people's kids. |
1.4359 |
0.02912 |
546 |
367 |
120 |
59 |
80 |
Eye of newt, toe of frog, wool of bat, tongue of dog; I knew Amazon would have them. |
1.4353 |
0.02929 |
556 |
378 |
114 |
64 |
81 |
Hello, Bob? Marilyn won't be home for dinner. |
1.4352 |
0.02733 |
563 |
367 |
147 |
49 |
82 |
Selfie, selfie, on my phone,
make me Tik-Tok's leading crone! |
1.4329 |
0.03050 |
529 |
365 |
99 |
65 |
83 |
Trick or tweet, witches. |
1.4326 |
0.02849 |
534 |
353 |
131 |
50 |
84 |
ChatGPT write a short catchy poem in the voice of William Shakespeare that will be misquoted for generations to come. |
1.4308 |
0.02878 |
520 |
344 |
128 |
48 |
85 |
Oh, it was the TOIL that I forgot! |
1.4291 |
0.02818 |
515 |
336 |
137 |
42 |
86 |
Smile Herman. This is our last meal together. |
1.4291 |
0.02814 |
543 |
360 |
133 |
50 |
87 |
Always remember: If you’re alone in the kitchen and you drop the eye of newt, you can always just pick it up. Who’s going to know? |
1.4242 |
0.02910 |
488 |
322 |
125 |
41 |
88 |
We are contacting you about your broom's extended warranty... |
1.4232 |
0.03045 |
501 |
344 |
102 |
55 |
89 |
And now, just a dash of misinformation! |
1.4230 |
0.03974 |
305 |
212 |
57 |
36 |
90 |
This motherfucker. |
1.4191 |
0.03490 |
470 |
350 |
43 |
77 |
91 |
Bring your little dog too. |
1.4185 |
0.03239 |
466 |
328 |
81 |
57 |
92 |
That’ll teach you to ghost me… |
1.4175 |
0.02893 |
491 |
327 |
123 |
41 |
93 |
Your spell check is complete. |
1.4161 |
0.03081 |
459 |
312 |
103 |
44 |
94 |
Quick warning guys, there’ll be some cursing. |
1.4160 |
0.02846 |
488 |
322 |
129 |
37 |
95 |
Substituted bat ears for the eye of newt. Still turned out great! |
1.4140 |
0.03083 |
442 |
298 |
105 |
39 |
96 |
And I call it ‘Pumpkin-Spice Latte’. |
1.4134 |
0.03243 |
462 |
327 |
79 |
56 |
97 |
Yes! Taylor Swift tickets! |
1.4127 |
0.03265 |
441 |
309 |
82 |
50 |
98 |
Siri tell the pot to stop boiling |
1.4120 |
0.02895 |
500 |
338 |
118 |
44 |
99 |
As we always say, my witches, 'Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the coven.' |
1.4116 |
0.03227 |
430 |
299 |
86 |
45 |
100 |
I'm having the neighbors for supper. |
1.4114 |
0.03088 |
457 |
313 |
100 |
44 |
101 |
Of course, how could I forget the eyeballs! |
1.4114 |
0.02895 |
457 |
301 |
124 |
32 |
102 |
I made it with organic vegetarians. |
1.4103 |
0.03299 |
429 |
306 |
73 |
50 |
103 |
Eye of newt is available at Costco? Shut up! |
1.4096 |
0.03221 |
437 |
304 |
87 |
46 |
104 |
Surrender Dorothy. I have way more followers than you. |
1.4091 |
0.02937 |
462 |
309 |
117 |
36 |
105 |
Nice -- 666 dislikes! |
1.4090 |
0.03065 |
445 |
302 |
104 |
39 |
106 |
Zowee! Whole foods does have Eye of Newt! |
1.4068 |
0.03251 |
440 |
310 |
81 |
49 |
107 |
Siri, I forgot what come after "bubble, bubble..." |
1.4067 |
0.03047 |
445 |
302 |
105 |
38 |
108 |
I wish I had this technology in 1692. |
1.4057 |
0.03869 |
281 |
192 |
64 |
25 |
109 |
And I like to add that dash of pumpkin spice right at the end. |
1.4048 |
0.03201 |
415 |
285 |
92 |
38 |
110 |
Remember when you said, 'What are we going to do with all of this eye of newt'?' |
1.4043 |
0.03220 |
418 |
289 |
89 |
40 |
111 |
I’ll show this to that doctor who said I could never have children. |
1.4043 |
0.03445 |
465 |
349 |
44 |
72 |
112 |
Sorry, I thought I called 1-800-BITCHES. |
1.4009 |
0.03501 |
424 |
313 |
52 |
59 |
113 |
It's a family recipe |
1.4005 |
0.03212 |
392 |
267 |
93 |
32 |
114 |
Trick or tweet |
1.3995 |
0.03115 |
413 |
281 |
99 |
33 |
115 |
If you think my brew is toxic, wait until you see my tweets. |
1.3995 |
0.03152 |
413 |
283 |
95 |
35 |
116 |
Yes mom, I’m using the crock pot you got me. |
1.3995 |
0.03217 |
398 |
273 |
91 |
34 |
117 |
...and if you don't eat newt you can substitute eye of russet potato. |
1.3990 |
0.03209 |
406 |
280 |
90 |
36 |
118 |
A lot of you have been asking, so my secret is to BRAISE the Eye of Newt before putting it in the cauldron. |
1.3985 |
0.03186 |
389 |
264 |
95 |
30 |
119 |
For a vegan version, feel free to leave out the eye of newt. |
1.3966 |
0.03169 |
406 |
279 |
93 |
34 |
120 |
'Sup Witches? |
1.3946 |
0.03449 |
370 |
264 |
68 |
38 |
121 |
Why no, Dorothy, I HAVEN'T seen Toto. |
1.3946 |
0.03553 |
370 |
266 |
62 |
42 |
122 |
You’ve been served. |
1.3928 |
0.03214 |
387 |
266 |
90 |
31 |
123 |
Lose your ex and have dinner prepared, all in one delicious hack! |
1.3915 |
0.03272 |
355 |
241 |
89 |
25 |
124 |
OH look...I just won the New Yorker caption contest. |
1.3892 |
0.03750 |
370 |
278 |
40 |
52 |
125 |
Check it out! This batch has five times more toil and trouble. |
1.3890 |
0.03127 |
383 |
260 |
97 |
26 |
126 |
By the tapping of my thumb, something wicked this way comes. |
1.3878 |
0.03439 |
361 |
257 |
69 |
35 |
127 |
I just took it out of the coven. |
1.3866 |
0.03608 |
344 |
247 |
61 |
36 |
128 |
Jim can't come to the phone right now |
1.3853 |
0.03606 |
353 |
256 |
58 |
39 |
129 |
Hello, tech support? How do I get the eyeballs out of the bottle? |
1.3842 |
0.03311 |
380 |
268 |
78 |
34 |
130 |
Can't talk now, I'm got someone on the stove. |
1.3838 |
0.03418 |
370 |
264 |
70 |
36 |
131 |
'...And the only way to break the spell is to read the whole preamble to the recipe without clicking "Jump To Recipe"!' (cackle cackle!) 'I am the wickedest witch of them all! HA HA HA HA...!' |
1.3826 |
0.03549 |
345 |
247 |
64 |
34 |
132 |
Wait, wait ... delete "Quadruple" and just make that "Double, double" ... |
1.3821 |
0.03449 |
335 |
234 |
74 |
27 |
133 |
Can’t read Gram’s handwriting. Is it one eye of newt or two. |
1.3797 |
0.03170 |
345 |
233 |
93 |
19 |
134 |
So THAT’S why eye of Newt Gingrich is not yet available. |
1.3768 |
0.03323 |
345 |
240 |
80 |
25 |
135 |
The spell worked - he texted back! |
1.3764 |
0.03370 |
356 |
252 |
74 |
30 |
136 |
Siri, order more eye of newt. |
1.3723 |
0.03081 |
376 |
259 |
94 |
23 |
137 |
How did I ever do this before spell check? |
1.3718 |
0.03411 |
312 |
216 |
76 |
20 |
138 |
I hope my followers appreciate all the blood, sweat, and tears that I put into this. |
1.3717 |
0.03910 |
339 |
261 |
30 |
48 |
139 |
When water reaches rapid boil add salt and children to taste . |
1.3713 |
0.03417 |
307 |
212 |
76 |
19 |
140 |
Bingo! My eye of newt is on its way. |
1.3712 |
0.03367 |
326 |
227 |
77 |
22 |
141 |
There are two locations near you that sell eye of newt. |
1.3712 |
0.03504 |
326 |
232 |
67 |
27 |
142 |
Today we’re reliving one of my favorite childhood memories: when my mother would cook a bunch of people for dinner. |
1.3709 |
0.03499 |
337 |
242 |
65 |
30 |
143 |
…and I literally just eyeball the rest of the potion but it works! |
1.3709 |
0.03549 |
302 |
212 |
68 |
22 |
144 |
OMG, this'll get so many yikes! |
1.3708 |
0.03220 |
356 |
248 |
84 |
24 |
145 |
I wonder how long it will take me to get an eye of newt delivered. |
1.3701 |
0.03439 |
308 |
214 |
74 |
20 |
146 |
Don't tell my followers, but it's really just French onion. |
1.3701 |
0.03648 |
308 |
221 |
60 |
27 |
147 |
...some of the ingredients may be hard to find |
1.3693 |
0.03634 |
306 |
219 |
61 |
26 |
148 |
And now for one more week without a House speaker. |
1.3688 |
0.03853 |
301 |
222 |
47 |
32 |
149 |
Ladies cast your spell and your favorite warlock won’t know it’s store bought eye of newt! |
1.3682 |
0.03465 |
296 |
205 |
73 |
18 |
150 |
Hey Siri, what’s a good substitute for ‘eye of newt’? |
1.3676 |
0.03369 |
321 |
224 |
76 |
21 |
151 |
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little social-media followers, too! |
1.3662 |
0.03565 |
314 |
225 |
63 |
26 |
152 |
Thank goodness for incantation.com |
1.3660 |
0.03220 |
347 |
242 |
83 |
22 |
153 |
It really wasn't any toil or trouble at all! |
1.3651 |
0.03320 |
315 |
218 |
79 |
18 |
154 |
Hexting |
1.3645 |
0.03653 |
310 |
225 |
57 |
28 |
155 |
Come taste my witches brew... It's to die for!!! |
1.3639 |
0.03311 |
316 |
219 |
79 |
18 |
156 |
Best to post before I add the children |
1.3639 |
0.03422 |
360 |
266 |
59 |
35 |
157 |
Hey Siri,what can I substitute for scale of dragon? |
1.3636 |
0.03438 |
330 |
236 |
68 |
26 |
158 |
Hey Siri, what can I substitute for "eye of newt"? |
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Just a quick snap for the Penta-gram… |
1.3609 |
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Thanks - Toto made all the difference! |
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…eye of newt…toe of frog…pinch of spam… |
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Alexa, order ‘eye of newt’. |
1.3597 |
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Hey Mom, how long does it have to simmer before I add the Eye of Newt? |
1.3588 |
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Google, where can I find eye of newt? |
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Guess who is in the dinner |
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Yes Mother...I know it doesn't look right, but nobody sells dry ice anymore! |
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...and that's how you make "Witches Brew" like and subscribe. |
1.3576 |
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Thanks again Mrs.Gingrinch. The eyes of Newt arrived safe and sound. |
1.3576 |
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Found it on Wickedpedia! |
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Like and subscribe for more homebrewing tips |
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Mom, I forgot...do we add 'eye of newt'
before 'toe of frog' or after
the 'bat stuff '...?" |
1.3564 |
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A thousand dislikes already! |
1.3562 |
0.03588 |
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Why would I want an extended warranty on my broom? |
1.3562 |
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If you don’t have your own eye balls, store bought is fine |
1.3553 |
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Hocus Post it |
1.3553 |
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Follow me @realmarjoriegreene for more recipes. |
1.3535 |
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That'll teach him not to ghost a Scorpio. |
1.3529 |
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A teardrop from a virgin? Are you kidding me? This is New York! |
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If people online really knew I'm only doing my laundry. |
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It’s 10 pm. Do you know where your children are? |
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Now, my pretties, I’ll show you how to make this same potion in half the time with an Instant Pot! |
1.3519 |
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Hey Siri, where can I buy eye of newt? |
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OK, so… like, a lot of you have been sliding into my DMs asking how I mix the eye of newt with my toe of frog, so I’m going to show you… but first… shoutout to @ravenswitchsupplyco in Salem for sponsoring this livestream |
1.3494 |
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Shazam! Trader Joe's is stocking eye of newt! |
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Your order of vacuum-packed eye of newt will be delivered in 20 minutes. |
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I was a good witch until I got on instagram. |
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Here I come, Wiccapedia! |
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Double, double, toil and #dinnerideas. |
1.3470 |
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Noodles? I swear I thought you said Poodles. |
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Mom, does it boil for 3 minutes? |
1.3467 |
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I'm posting what real home brewing looks like. |
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Welcome to my Live… this is Skinny Witch in the Kitch |
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Hocus Autofocus |
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I’ll get you, my pretty, and your 500k influencer friends, too! |
1.3456 |
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This recipe says I can substitute eyes of newt for tongue of Jordan |
1.3454 |
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And 16 ounces of Hellman's mayonnaise. |
1.3443 |
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Oh, that’s how it goes: double, double toil and trouble. |
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720 Hates! |
1.3435 |
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This will get me more eyeballs. |
1.3433 |
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Mirror, Mirror, on my phone! |
1.3432 |
0.03643 |
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To heck with the broom, I'm calling Uber. |
1.3419 |
0.03814 |
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Damn. I forgot the thyme. |
1.3417 |
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That'll teach him to ghost me |
1.3415 |
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See what daddy looks like now? No one messes with mommy! |
1.3411 |
0.03805 |
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Yes! Dragons blood is gluten free! |
1.3408 |
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Winner winner Wiccan dinner!” |
1.3404 |
0.03243 |
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I’m sorry. Mr Gingrich is not available right now. Please leave a message”. |
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‘Poof, ghosted him too’ |
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Yay! I've been ghosted! |
1.3392 |
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@doubledoubletoil&trouble |
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This is SO going viral! Or… wait… maybe bacterial? |
1.3378 |
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the winning caption is always something dumb |
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And it’s all organic! |
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A store with eye of newt is three miles from your current location. |
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Just whipped up a little holiday toil and trouble. No biggie. |
1.3370 |
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Add a whole man when your potion calls for toxic masculinity |
1.3361 |
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Marjoram??! |
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Hocus pocus,I hope this is in focus |
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Derek is approaching with your toad and newt order. |
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Wait a minute! I need to post this on instragram |
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Spell check is so handy sometimes! |
1.3346 |
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I want to remember this ... having the children for dinner. |
1.3333 |
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40 |
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Wow, this new app really cuts through all that toil and trouble!" |
1.3333 |
0.03814 |
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where was this device in 1692 |
1.3321 |
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Wait, bone broth is still a thing? |
1.3320 |
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You can make this simple recipe with whoever’s in your pantry! |
1.3320 |
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Going vegan with eye of new potato and tofu frog! |
1.3320 |
0.03389 |
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170 |
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7 |
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I'm telling you guys, adding FRESH eye of newt is a total game-changer." |
1.3308 |
0.03727 |
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50 |
18 |
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We've been trying to contact you about your broom's extended warranty... |
1.3307 |
0.03705 |
254 |
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52 |
16 |
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Out out spam bot. |
1.3292 |
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42 |
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Have a look, Sister. I no longer need a divorce. |
1.3288 |
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Fire burn and cauldron bubble...Uber some toe of newt on the double. |
1.3281 |
0.03402 |
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9 |
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...And next week, tune in for our special Hansel/Gretel Bake-Off! |
1.3268 |
0.03710 |
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50 |
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All my followers will know that's local, organic eye of newt I'm using. |
1.3266 |
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One million dislikes! Thank you, anti-social media! |
1.3262 |
0.03923 |
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44 |
16 |
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Hey Siri,
How much Eye of Newt do I add to the caldron for the Speaker of the House selection spell? |
1.3259 |
0.03613 |
224 |
159 |
57 |
8 |
237 |
'iPhone, iPhone in my hand... who is the fairest in the land?!' |
1.3241 |
0.03692 |
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154 |
54 |
8 |
238 |
If you don't have fresh eyeballs, throw in a couple of grapes. |
1.3239 |
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39 |
15 |
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Spell check |
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30 |
19 |
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I'll get you to follow me, my pretty. And my little blog, too. |
1.3227 |
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168 |
33 |
19 |
241 |
Oh, nothing special. I'm just cooking up a stew with some of my neighbors. |
1.3226 |
0.03958 |
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160 |
44 |
13 |
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Okay, now I got it. It's two parts toil and trouble .... |
1.3222 |
0.03411 |
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169 |
63 |
7 |
243 |
They’ll never know this is chicken soup. |
1.3220 |
0.03641 |
236 |
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54 |
11 |
244 |
I should probably spell check this. |
1.3220 |
0.03927 |
236 |
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42 |
17 |
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Oh, okay! I, like, thought you meant, like, Gingrich. |
1.3219 |
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45 |
15 |
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No, we stopped running around naked when the circle went virtual. |
1.3218 |
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31 |
17 |
247 |
Check this out, Instagram guys! Who says 'a watched pot never boils'!? |
1.3216 |
0.03786 |
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49 |
12 |
248 |
This week's recipe: BOO-illabaisse!" |
1.3211 |
0.03888 |
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160 |
46 |
12 |
249 |
Hey, Siri. What can I use instead of eye of newt? |
1.3210 |
0.03618 |
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54 |
12 |
250 |
I put a spell on YouTube! |
1.3206 |
0.04223 |
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35 |
16 |
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Double double, toil and trouble, copy link and like and follow! |
1.3206 |
0.04056 |
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155 |
41 |
13 |
252 |
Siri, how does that witch poem go again? |
1.3205 |
0.03337 |
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185 |
65 |
9 |
253 |
Oh, thank you, Siri! I knew the mirror on the wall was wrong! |
1.3202 |
0.03922 |
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40 |
16 |
254 |
It’s so nice not to have to memorize spells anymore. |
1.3202 |
0.04067 |
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37 |
18 |
255 |
Oh! I better tag their parents. |
1.3200 |
0.03811 |
250 |
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44 |
18 |
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#winnerwinnerwiccandinner |
1.3200 |
0.04008 |
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40 |
16 |
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Swipe right on THIS, Glinda! |
1.3200 |
0.03857 |
225 |
166 |
46 |
13 |
258 |
Siri, find Dorothy and that annoying little dog. |
1.3198 |
0.03676 |
222 |
163 |
49 |
10 |
259 |
I just LOVE my new cursing app! |
1.3196 |
0.03534 |
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155 |
58 |
6 |
260 |
And the best part about this curse is you only need one pot! |
1.3194 |
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43 |
13 |
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#smallbatch |
1.3194 |
0.04018 |
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41 |
14 |
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Smile Hansel. Smile Gretel. |
1.3193 |
0.04120 |
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184 |
32 |
22 |
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I think more Gretle and less Hansel next time. Also, scratch the pumpkin spice. |
1.3192 |
0.04056 |
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40 |
14 |
264 |
Siri, what is a good substitute for eye of newt |
1.3190 |
0.03520 |
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166 |
58 |
8 |
265 |
Your potion didn’t work? Have you tried Spellcheck? |
1.3188 |
0.04005 |
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39 |
17 |
266 |
Woah, finally a recipe without a backstory. |
1.3184 |
0.03607 |
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160 |
55 |
8 |
267 |
This bubble-bubble will cause toilet trouble". |
1.3182 |
0.04169 |
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18 |
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Wow, I won the Nobel prize in chemistry |
1.3180 |
0.04210 |
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166 |
33 |
18 |
269 |
Yes! More likes than Glinda. |
1.3178 |
0.03930 |
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44 |
12 |
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It may double the toil and trouble … but it’s gluten free! |
1.3176 |
0.03712 |
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12 |
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#spellfie #basicwitch #cursed |
1.3173 |
0.04119 |
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14 |
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I think he said he was a golfer. |
1.3171 |
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10 |
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It's vegan, except the bone |
1.3170 |
0.04014 |
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169 |
39 |
16 |
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Which witch is which? This auto correct is just too scary for me! |
1.3163 |
0.03685 |
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155 |
52 |
8 |
275 |
Alexa, how many eyes of newt? |
1.3162 |
0.03892 |
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42 |
16 |
276 |
When you said eye of newt,I thought you meant Gingrich. |
1.3154 |
0.04117 |
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30 |
23 |
277 |
Postings to Hex, formerly known as Critter. |
1.3148 |
0.03954 |
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Hexting! All the cool witches are doing it… |
1.3148 |
0.04505 |
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33 |
9 |
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Someone is in the soup! |
1.3147 |
0.03958 |
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44 |
9 |
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It will be delicious! I am having the children over for dinner! |
1.3143 |
0.03343 |
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63 |
7 |
281 |
Siri, what's a good sub for eye of newt? |
1.3142 |
0.03833 |
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168 |
45 |
13 |
282 |
Oh nothing…. Just cooking up some trouble. |
1.3138 |
0.03784 |
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45 |
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The soup is from ‘The Joy of Cooking,” but the champagne-soaked eyeballs are my own little creation. |
1.3138 |
0.03784 |
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179 |
45 |
15 |
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Wait till those QAnon trolls find out how many kids are in this. |
1.3136 |
0.04160 |
220 |
169 |
33 |
18 |
285 |
What is a nutricious substitute for eye of newt? |
1.3135 |
0.03692 |
252 |
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47 |
16 |
286 |
Just in time - the latest version of SpellCheck! |
1.3134 |
0.04029 |
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41 |
11 |
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No, Siri, I said spell checker. |
1.3134 |
0.03715 |
217 |
158 |
50 |
9 |
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Wow, I KILLED IT today. |
1.3134 |
0.04097 |
217 |
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36 |
16 |
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If vegan, substitute one blackeyed pea for each eye of newt. |
1.3131 |
0.04137 |
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163 |
35 |
16 |
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I'm so gonna post this on Pentagram! |
1.3125 |
0.04200 |
224 |
174 |
30 |
20 |
291 |
Hey mom, I made your Hansel soup recipe! |
1.3125 |
0.03800 |
224 |
166 |
46 |
12 |
292 |
Top THIS Glenda… |
1.3125 |
0.04109 |
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157 |
37 |
14 |
293 |
Ooh! He just hexted me! |
1.3122 |
0.04207 |
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34 |
15 |
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Just wait until they see this on my Wiccapedia page. |
1.3122 |
0.04263 |
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35 |
12 |
295 |
This potion should appear in"Better Gnomes and Cauldrons". |
1.3119 |
0.04283 |
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170 |
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20 |
296 |
Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never like store-bought potions. |
1.3119 |
0.03813 |
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46 |
11 |
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Scroll, scroll, viral and control,
Like this and don’t be a troll. |
1.3117 |
0.03418 |
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59 |
9 |
298 |
Take that, InstaPot! |
1.3110 |
0.04148 |
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159 |
35 |
15 |
299 |
Still working on it! Has he got he votes yet |
1.3110 |
0.03485 |
209 |
148 |
57 |
4 |
300 |
#FarmerToTable |
1.3109 |
0.03882 |
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40 |
17 |
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Esmeralda’s Instagram obsession was becoming a real nuisance to the coven. |
1.3108 |
0.03924 |
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41 |
14 |
302 |
Like and subscribe for more cauldron recipes #thatcauldronwitch |
1.3108 |
0.04176 |
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Feeling cute, might delete later. |
1.3105 |
0.03209 |
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176 |
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5 |
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Oh, you're right, Bob. It does say "Eye of newt." |
1.3103 |
0.03500 |
232 |
168 |
56 |
8 |
305 |
Finally found a spell to make this iphone work. |
1.3091 |
0.04150 |
220 |
170 |
32 |
18 |
306 |
No problem'. It’s pot luck . Just bring yourself. |
1.3089 |
0.04416 |
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147 |
29 |
15 |
307 |
From Amazon: "Your order of fenny snake, eye of newt, toe of frog, and tongue of dog has arrived." |
1.3088 |
0.03982 |
217 |
164 |
39 |
14 |
308 |
If you are running out of Eye of Newt, you may substitute Cheerios. |
1.3085 |
0.04316 |
201 |
155 |
30 |
16 |
309 |
Hi Mom. Do you have an eye of Newt and a couple legs of lizards? |
1.3085 |
0.04199 |
201 |
153 |
34 |
14 |
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Gluten-free pasta! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!! |
1.3085 |
0.04139 |
201 |
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36 |
13 |
311 |
Amazon can deliver “eye of newt “ in just two hours! |
1.3084 |
0.03909 |
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42 |
12 |
312 |
And on the podcast this week is 'Mother in law' stew |
1.3080 |
0.03628 |
224 |
164 |
51 |
9 |
313 |
My plague potion has gone viral! |
1.3077 |
0.04077 |
182 |
134 |
40 |
8 |
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As @inagarten would say, if you don’t have homemade potion, store bought is fine |
1.3077 |
0.04033 |
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145 |
40 |
10 |
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Oh, thank goodness! The eye of newt is off of back-order! |
1.3077 |
0.04084 |
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170 |
34 |
17 |
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Can you fear me now? |
1.3073 |
0.04081 |
205 |
155 |
37 |
13 |
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You are on speaker… you can say now the Abracadabra spell. |
1.3073 |
0.03839 |
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45 |
9 |
318 |
#Toil&TroubleTuesday |
1.3070 |
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And now to turn yet another influencer into a toad. |
1.3062 |
0.04081 |
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36 |
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If you don't have eye of newt you can substitute with 2 packs of Splenda |
1.3061 |
0.04207 |
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‘Your Ruby Slippers order has SHIPPED today.’ |
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Like, share and succumb. |
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Your broom will be delivered tomorrow by 3 pm. |
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My new social media account has been approved. I named it Eye of Newt. |
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I am so envious!! Here I am slaving over a boiling cauldron while you tell me you are going to Hell in a handbasket! |
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And now the most crucial ingredient: Eye of Phone." |
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If you want to know more recipes for human bones, like and subscribe! |
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Yes, it includes Toto too. |
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...and your little dog two...ugh...*to...OMFG...*TOO!! |
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Nothing much, just stirring the pot. How about you? |
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13 ghost peppers...no problem! |
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Feeling naughty, might delete later. |
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Costco says it has both toes of frogs and eyes of newt but you have to buy a whole case of each |
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Double, double -- damn, dead battery. |
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I love having a good friend for dinner! |
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By the pressing of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. |
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Remember the kids who ran off with my broom? |
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So much for Gretel's influencer status. |
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Posting on Hexagram! |
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LOL - I forgot the toad's tongue!! |
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Did you deglaze the eye of newt before adding toe of frog? |
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Elixir, play the Wicked soundtrack. |
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No, first I say “double double”. Then you say “toil and trouble”. I hate doing incantations on Zoom! |
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Hey Siri, how long do you boil eyeballs? |
1.3014 |
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Newt’s running late. He’s at the eye doctor. |
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By the tapping of my thumbs,
Something viral this way comes. |
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Mom, what’s a good recipe substitute for eye of newt? |
1.3005 |
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OMG. You can now add Eye of Newt with just a filter |
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Hashtag vampireguts
Hashtag eyeofnewt
Hashtag afewofmyfavouritethings |
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#Witchesofinstagram #boilboiltoilandtrouble #andyourlittledogtoo |
1.3000 |
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Of course I’ll take care of your dog,” I said. |
1.3000 |
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The New Yorker wants to print my recipe! |
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Sure, I can get Eye of Newt on Amazon - delivered tomorrow |
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You have reached The Cauldron. For witch spells, press 1. For voodoo mojo and ju-ju, press 2. For a ride home from soccer practice, press 3. |
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Wow, 2000 rot in hells! I’m so viral! |
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How bout that. Twice as many followers as Glenda! |
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Yes, my little pretty, you called a wrong number. |
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Hey Siri, what’s a vegan substitution for eye of newt, and don’t say capers again or I’ll turn you into a damned droid. |
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And finally, I let it simmer for a spell. |
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OMG, Kelly, you look so hot right now. |
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I was hoping for 'eye of newt,' not text from Newt Gingrich for GOP donations. |
1.2974 |
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See, I told you your recipe was wrong. It called for thigh of newt. |
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Siri, where can I buy eye of newt |
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Smile, Toto! |
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Let me grab my spell phone |
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Ok, we are live-streaming my recipe for toad soup with an eyeball garnish. Please pay close attention, as any changes could have unexpected results |
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Forget the oven; feed your coven. |
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#Cookingwithfriends |
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Amazon's got newt eyes at 50% off! |
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Some bubbles, sure, but no toil and no trouble. |
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I said I'd get your little dog too! |
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Of course it is Vegan! |
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Add two ruby slippers? Now where the heck am I gonna find those ... ? |
1.2957 |
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It looks exactly like the NYT Cooking photo! |
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Hey witch wannabees. This is for you. I downed the toil and upped the trouble. |
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Can I borrow a cup of eyes of newt? |
1.2950 |
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If you can’t get eye of newt it still broils and bubbles nicely with a little fennel |
1.2950 |
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My Tinder date is stewing right now Mom. |
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This should get me a few more Pentagram followers. |
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Excellent, my eye of newt is shipping! |
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When shall we three Zoom again? |
1.2944 |
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I just love this Witchy-pedia app! |
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LOL Macbeth did What?!! |
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Felt cute. Made a brew. #SpellOL |
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Hi Mac. Why don't you and Beth come over for a potluck. |
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By the clicking of my thumbs, Something TikTok your way comes. |
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100% locally sourced! |
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Hey Siri, set a timer for 30 minutes. |
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Oh, look! There's a bone to pick! |
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And last step before posting, let’s just run the recipe through spellcheck. |
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Ahh, no newts is good newts. |
1.2925 |
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I just love brewstagramming. |
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0.04121 |
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It's Bette Midler. |
1.2923 |
0.04312 |
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Eye of newt, wing of bat....thanks, Siri! |
1.2922 |
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…and it’s vegan! |
1.2921 |
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Now who’s not bubbly enough, Gerald. |
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All pairs well with a serving of tots. |
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#Ghougle |
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Please like and subscribe for more one pot recipes! |
1.2914 |
0.04370 |
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mom, is it supposed to be bubbling like that |
1.2913 |
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All my sisters love my brew pics! |
1.2911 |
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Double, double my subscribers and likes. |
1.2908 |
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Another long blog post about eyes of newt? Just show me the recipe!"
-James Welsch,
Berkeley, CA |
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Hey Siri OK I added the blood, bones, and seasoning. When do I add the Eyes? |
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Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and followers double! |
1.2903 |
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A lot of you have been asking for the secret to my staying so slim... |
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And,gluten-free my lovelies! |
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Oh good! I can substitute allspice and coriander for Eye of Newt . |
1.2890 |
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I just love the NYT Cooking app! |
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Spellcheck calls it a recipe for a bitch's brew. |
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He hexed me back!! |
1.2888 |
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No darling, Haven't seen your hubby around. Hmm, sounds weird that he would run away. Maybe drinks later? Xxx |
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#Double Double Boil and NO Trouble; dinner in 5 minutes. |
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5 |
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Now put it in the coven. |
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Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more Witch in the Kitch content! |
1.2880 |
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Hold on. The next Republican House Speaker will be ready in 15 minutes. |
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I have to show everyone this |
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This batch is vegan but you can add protein when the trick or treaters come around. |
1.2877 |
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Snow White taught me witches shouldn’t use an Apple. |
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Hey Siri, where can I find eye of newt near me? |
1.2873 |
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That guy I met on Cauldron of Newts? First thing, he asks me 'how's my hex life?''!!" |
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Hocus Focus! |
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Not much. Just having Mother over for lunch. |
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Pro tip for all my followers: To really make the greens pop, I like to substitute a touch of creme de mint for the toe of frog. |
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UPDATE: I'm newly single and ready to mingle! |
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I've conjured up a million likes! |
1.2857 |
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Eye of newt on sale! I love Prime Days! |
1.2851 |
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Hey followers! If you can't find eye of newt you can substitute it with toe of frog. |
1.2850 |
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Step 2: 'Cauldron bubble' - Hey, this is so simple! |
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Time to take a spellfie! |
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He thinks HE's subject to 'the greatest witch hunt of all time!' |
1.2848 |
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Double, double toil and trouble… Fire burn and cauldron bubble…Eye of newt and toe of frog… I’m going to post this on my blog. |
1.2842 |
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Just for once,
I'd like to see an
Eye of Newt recipe go viral. |
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Ear of corn. Eye of potato. Head of lettuce. Hashtag vegan witch. |
1.2840 |
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This one’s for my boos. |
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Oooh, this is Wicca Wicca good… |
1.2840 |
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It's finally complete! I have the perfect potion for the 2024 election. |
1.2838 |
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Yes, that's it! Eye of newt! |
1.2833 |
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I wanted to jump on here to show you my latest brew, you can order it now with my discount code, "shebewitchin" in my bio. |
1.2832 |
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And that’s how we get a new Speaker of the House |
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Doubleclick, doubleclick, toil and trouble. |
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At last,gluten free eye of newt! |
1.2821 |
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Oh my Devil, Christina, you can't just replace the pickled eyeballs with tapioca pearls! |
1.2821 |
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Fair is foul and foul is fair.
On Instagram I now will share. |
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You can call it artisan, given that your eye of newt is locally sourced. |
1.2819 |
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I didn't have any beans so I substituted children's hands. 5 stars, will make again. |
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Who needs a wand when you’ve got a thumb? |
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Thank God for Epicurious. I almost left out the eye of newt. |
1.2812 |
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Eyes of Newt, my spell is working to disrupt the next Speaker of the House. |
1.2812 |
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Take that, FDA! |
1.2811 |
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Hooray! My new broom, with all the bells and whistles, has arrived! |
1.2811 |
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This should feed the trolls. |
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Omigod, Amazon just delivered my new broom! |
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I knew I should have scrolled to the ingredients before I started boiling. |
1.2807 |
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Of course! I forgot the hemlock. Thanks, Google! |
1.2806 |
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Google Google, boil my bugle! |
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Nothing; what’s been brewing with you? |
1.2802 |
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Alexa, what is a substitute for eye of newt? |
1.2800 |
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So that's what became of Dorothy! |
1.2800 |
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If only I could get straight to the recipe, this awful woman would have been cursed by now! |
1.2800 |
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Gotta love Amazon! Eye of newt here by 6pm. |
1.2798 |
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And that's it for today's podcast! Tune in next week for eye of newt stew! |
1.2794 |
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Some girl from Kansas just dropped a house on your sister. |
1.2792 |
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Sorry Diane, it's not Eye of Newt Gingrich. Damn autocomplete. |
1.2791 |
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#hexingtechbillionairs |
1.2791 |
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Oh, for devil's sake, just get to the recipe! |
1.2789 |
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Come on over, I'd love to have you. |
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7 |
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Press 1 for Vegan |
1.2787 |
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I hate it when you have to scroll through so many ads to get to the spell. |
1.2787 |
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Hold still. |
1.2784 |
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And my famous Hansel and Gretel Stew goes great with a crusty sourdough bread and a bottle of Chianti! |
1.2784 |
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Wait until Glenda gets her eyes on this post! |
1.2784 |
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What do you mean Fresh Direct doesn't carry eye of newt, virgin's blood, or hemlock? |
1.2784 |
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I love this 'eye of newt' emoji! |
1.2781 |
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They had freshly baked sourdough! |
1.2775 |
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I made this exactly as the recipe stated and I’ve turned into a witch! Next time I’ll halve the garlic and triple the honey. |
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Siri, take a selfie” |
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#gothbroth |
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Wendy, listen, can I borrow a cup of spiders? |
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I'm posting this on Goal Me! |
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Follow, follow, like and follow. |
1.2759 |
0.04186 |
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Don't forget to add the boo..ze. |
1.2759 |
0.04342 |
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The secret ingredient is batwing. That, and cilantro. |
1.2757 |
0.04090 |
185 |
144 |
31 |
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T'was all but a bubble, Instagram is trouble,
and Elon Musk turns Twitter to rubble. |
1.2756 |
0.04688 |
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11 |
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Midnight margaritas, witches! |
1.2754 |
0.04303 |
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This is gonna get so many hexes |
1.2753 |
0.04043 |
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Follow me for more atrocities. |
1.2753 |
0.03964 |
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What a feed! |
1.2751 |
0.04234 |
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Double, double toil and spiral! Hope this video really goes viral! |
1.2750 |
0.03960 |
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120 |
36 |
4 |
490 |
Great! Doordash can deliver toe of frog! |
1.2749 |
0.04470 |
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Eat my broom, Martha Stewart!! |
1.2747 |
0.04133 |
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Eye of Tik and toe of Tok, wool of X and tongue of WhatsApp . . ." |
1.2746 |
0.03762 |
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39 |
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No one's going to believe I used canned children. |
1.2744 |
0.04522 |
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130 |
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Your curse warms my heart. |
1.2743 |
0.04086 |
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32 |
8 |
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No toil, no trouble |
1.2743 |
0.03837 |
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Please like and subscribe! |
1.2742 |
0.03999 |
186 |
144 |
33 |
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I'm willing to bet this will be the last time they make me participate in the office potluck. |
1.2741 |
0.03981 |
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154 |
32 |
11 |
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Are you wicked this way coming? |
1.2739 |
0.04201 |
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122 |
28 |
7 |
499 |
Your flying monkeys have been shipped. |
1.2738 |
0.04363 |
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10 |
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Sure, Macbeth! And bring your friend, Banquo! We would all love to celebrate! |
1.2738 |
0.04280 |
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131 |
28 |
9 |
501 |
@Dorothy#and your little dog too |
1.2737 |
0.04101 |
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Yes!! Amazon can get Trump's heart here in one day. |
1.2737 |
0.04537 |
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Don't forget to subscribe or click that hate button. |
1.2733 |
0.04316 |
161 |
125 |
28 |
8 |
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Before I get to the spell, let me tell you a story about the first time I ever used eye of newt 17 years ago... |
1.2727 |
0.04445 |
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8 |
505 |
Hey, Siri, how many milligrams of sodium do the 13 newts add? |
1.2723 |
0.03580 |
202 |
153 |
43 |
6 |
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Ooh. It says I'm now being followed by Hansel and Gretel. |
1.2722 |
0.04230 |
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27 |
11 |
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And my secret ingredient that makes it truly vile - pumpkin spice! |
1.2722 |
0.04499 |
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12 |
508 |
Pumpkin Spice Witches Brew |
1.2722 |
0.04089 |
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It's my finest horror, Dearie, although I didn't have eye of newt and used Corn Chex. |
1.2722 |
0.04080 |
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120 |
33 |
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510 |
If you forgot the eyeballs don't add them now.
Use them as a garnish. |
1.2716 |
0.04202 |
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125 |
30 |
7 |
511 |
Gordon, I'll see you on the next 'Hell's Kitchen!' |
1.2716 |
0.04202 |
162 |
125 |
30 |
7 |
512 |
sending this to my witches |
1.2716 |
0.04292 |
162 |
126 |
28 |
8 |
513 |
Fantastic news – Trader Joe’s has a sale on eye of newt AND toe of frog! |
1.2715 |
0.04401 |
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27 |
7 |
514 |
How do I turn on auto spell? |
1.2715 |
0.04692 |
151 |
120 |
21 |
10 |
515 |
Now do a silly one. |
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0.04277 |
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26 |
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516 |
Expect your carrion order to be delivered today before 10 pm |
1.2711 |
0.04044 |
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33 |
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517 |
Damn, I keep getting his finger in the shot. |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
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30 |
6 |
518 |
Can you hear me cackle now? |
1.2710 |
0.04125 |
155 |
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32 |
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519 |
Oh, it’s much more than a Halloween costume! |
1.2710 |
0.04225 |
155 |
119 |
30 |
6 |
520 |
When do I add the children? |
1.2707 |
0.04136 |
181 |
142 |
29 |
10 |
521 |
The best way to recover from a bad break-up? Have him for dinner! |
1.2707 |
0.04210 |
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143 |
27 |
11 |
522 |
Witch recipe shall I use? |
1.2706 |
0.04153 |
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30 |
8 |
523 |
This is gonna kill on InstaHex! |
1.2706 |
0.03518 |
170 |
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524 |
I'm today's Wordle! |
1.2704 |
0.04695 |
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12 |
525 |
Siri . . . Remind me to “Toil and Trouble”. |
1.2703 |
0.04074 |
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30 |
10 |
526 |
It works! Eye of newt near me. |
1.2703 |
0.04001 |
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32 |
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527 |
'Eye of newt will be delivered tomorrow between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m.' |
1.2701 |
0.04006 |
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33 |
7 |
528 |
They won’t believe it’s not butter |
1.2699 |
0.04088 |
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I meant to send a Hex Text, not a Sex Text. Damn this spell check! |
1.2698 |
0.04285 |
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152 |
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14 |
530 |
I AM the fairest!!! Yes!!! |
1.2697 |
0.04474 |
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531 |
Great! By adding a humerus bone I’ll have a brewhaha! |
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0.04608 |
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19 |
13 |
532 |
#spellitlikeitis #nofilter #supernatural #spelladdict #everycurseablessing |
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0.03388 |
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134 |
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1 |
533 |
YES! To order bat wings, spiders, toadstools and deadly nightshade press one! |
1.2688 |
0.04583 |
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128 |
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11 |
534 |
An eye of newt, a pinch of mold, this will be TikTok gold. |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
535 |
Who knew my potion would go viral. |
1.2686 |
0.03986 |
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135 |
33 |
7 |
536 |
It’s so much easier with the app. |
1.2683 |
0.04246 |
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537 |
Enough with all the stories about locally-sourced bat wings! Just get to the recipe! |
1.2680 |
0.04148 |
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5 |
538 |
Bubble bubble nice and thrifty…give me a face like a Taylor Swifety! |
1.2679 |
0.04505 |
168 |
135 |
21 |
12 |
539 |
Oh Wonderful! Hazel, come look at this - the dark web has winged monkey slaves on sale! |
1.2679 |
0.04091 |
168 |
130 |
31 |
7 |
540 |
I just love this Wickedpedia website! |
1.2678 |
0.03947 |
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142 |
33 |
8 |
541 |
Spells don't count unless your post about it |
1.2678 |
0.03711 |
183 |
139 |
39 |
5 |
542 |
And now you add the goat entrails. Most people do it too early. |
1.2677 |
0.03816 |
198 |
154 |
35 |
9 |
543 |
Just add eyeballs to taste! |
1.2676 |
0.04571 |
142 |
111 |
24 |
7 |
544 |
But what do I do if it works? |
1.2675 |
0.04553 |
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10 |
545 |
You’ll know it’s ready when the eyeballs float to the surface. |
1.2675 |
0.04275 |
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7 |
546 |
Facebook banned me because my charm was offensive.” |
1.2674 |
0.04352 |
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11 |
547 |
Yes, but it's never quite the same when you do it in the microwave. |
1.2671 |
0.04790 |
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10 |
548 |
Ha, ha, ha. Just texting while hexing. |
1.2667 |
0.03858 |
165 |
125 |
36 |
4 |
549 |
Hey Siri, what comes after “Double, double, toil and trouble…”? |
1.2663 |
0.03982 |
169 |
130 |
33 |
6 |
550 |
I see I'm not the only one who uses olives instead of eye of newt. |
1.2663 |
0.04069 |
169 |
131 |
31 |
7 |
551 |
We are very sorry that fillet of fenny snake is on back order. However, your order of eye of newt, toe of frog, and lizard's leg will arrive via FedEx no later than 5 working days from now. |
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0.03798 |
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552 |
Now she says to add the eyeballs BEFORE the poison mushrooms !!! |
1.2655 |
0.03947 |
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33 |
7 |
553 |
Siri, how many eyeballs do I need for this brew? |
1.2652 |
0.04044 |
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142 |
30 |
9 |
554 |
Of course, the leftovers always taste better. |
1.2645 |
0.03998 |
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33 |
4 |
555 |
I put them in last, it avoids red-eye. |
1.2642 |
0.04228 |
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124 |
28 |
7 |
556 |
I was right, you can supstitute cinnamon for Eye of Newt. |
1.2642 |
0.03935 |
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121 |
34 |
4 |
557 |
Wait, get this, then he says my eye of newt and toe of frog is not like his mother’s “… |
1.2642 |
0.04321 |
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125 |
26 |
8 |
558 |
Whoops. The eye of newt blinked again. |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
559 |
The recipe called for a shrimp so I used Grumpy. |
1.2640 |
0.04163 |
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141 |
27 |
10 |
560 |
Vegan eye of newt,link in bio . |
1.2638 |
0.04423 |
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130 |
23 |
10 |
561 |
The coven’s gonna love this one! |
1.2635 |
0.03818 |
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127 |
36 |
4 |
562 |
Endora's podcast today: "Great Uses for Eye of Newt." |
1.2635 |
0.04264 |
167 |
132 |
26 |
9 |
563 |
Double, double, brew and imbibe
Don’t forget to like and subscribe! |
1.2632 |
0.04548 |
152 |
121 |
22 |
9 |
564 |
Lice, mice and everything vice |
1.2632 |
0.04041 |
152 |
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32 |
4 |
565 |
Shall I turn the prince into a frog, or give him a bad Yelp review? |
1.2629 |
0.04208 |
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139 |
26 |
10 |
566 |
Yippee! Today's forecast is for bad weather, political upheaval and indigestion! |
1.2628 |
0.04079 |
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31 |
5 |
567 |
Sabrina, you have to come and try my new recipe |
1.2628 |
0.04277 |
156 |
122 |
27 |
7 |
568 |
Witch me luck |
1.2628 |
0.04372 |
156 |
123 |
25 |
8 |
569 |
This'll keep my family away for Thanksgiving! |
1.2626 |
0.04142 |
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142 |
27 |
10 |
570 |
In my version Toto is swirling but not in a tornado. |
1.2625 |
0.04013 |
160 |
123 |
32 |
5 |
571 |
And remember, if you enjoyed this charm for powerful trouble don't forget to hit subscribe! You can also find me at #WitchTok, #hell-brothboil, & #fireburnandcaldronbubble!" |
1.2623 |
0.04005 |
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144 |
30 |
9 |
572 |
No, I said it’s ‘Julia’s child.’ |
1.2621 |
0.04696 |
145 |
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20 |
9 |
573 |
Trump wants me to send him some photos of the equipment he might need. |
1.2619 |
0.03606 |
168 |
126 |
40 |
2 |
574 |
Yes it is delicious! I will call it Prosecco! |
1.2619 |
0.04325 |
168 |
134 |
24 |
10 |
575 |
Double, double, toil and trouble, my cauldron's now a hotspot bubble! |
1.2619 |
0.04325 |
168 |
134 |
24 |
10 |
576 |
How does a cauldron of Chicken McWiccan sound,my sweet |
1.2617 |
0.04606 |
149 |
119 |
21 |
9 |
577 |
…and that’s how you make a brew. Like and subscribe! |
1.2616 |
0.03921 |
172 |
133 |
33 |
6 |
578 |
Who knew that these phones can boil water? |
1.2616 |
0.04411 |
172 |
139 |
21 |
12 |
579 |
Who’s the ‘good’ witch now, Glinda? |
1.2616 |
0.04487 |
172 |
140 |
19 |
13 |
580 |
Linda from Nantucket says I can substitute the newt's tail with parsley, but it just isn't the same |
1.2614 |
0.04327 |
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120 |
26 |
7 |
581 |
A potluck at your place? Sure,I have just the thing. |
1.2614 |
0.03909 |
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34 |
3 |
582 |
Of course we are eating at home tonight! |
1.2614 |
0.04123 |
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118 |
30 |
5 |
583 |
Now who’s “my pretty?” |
1.2611 |
0.04440 |
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23 |
9 |
584 |
Double, double toil and trouble/Modern, flame free caldron bubble. Miss you guys. |
1.2606 |
0.04114 |
165 |
129 |
29 |
7 |
585 |
Click here to save this recipe. |
1.2606 |
0.03835 |
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35 |
4 |
586 |
…and don’t forget to add three drops of “Essence of Jim Jordan”… |
1.2604 |
0.04383 |
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136 |
22 |
11 |
587 |
Hey Mom,I am making a dish for Congress,is it okay if I use powdered Newt ? |
1.2600 |
0.04676 |
150 |
121 |
19 |
10 |
588 |
Wait til the coven sees this! |
1.2600 |
0.04480 |
150 |
119 |
23 |
8 |
589 |
It’s pumpkin spice, witches!! |
1.2599 |
0.04317 |
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143 |
22 |
12 |
590 |
Nobody’s going to believe I eat like this and stay a size 6. |
1.2597 |
0.04202 |
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120 |
28 |
6 |
591 |
Can you imagine, Red Shoes? |
1.2595 |
0.04034 |
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31 |
5 |
592 |
My followers are dying to see this new recipe |
1.2595 |
0.04034 |
158 |
122 |
31 |
5 |
593 |
Your frog has been delivered! |
1.2593 |
0.04513 |
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131 |
20 |
11 |
594 |
Hello? Yes, so I've spellchecked it and you're missing two eyes. |
1.2593 |
0.04250 |
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128 |
26 |
8 |
595 |
Hexting you a happy Halloween! |
1.2593 |
0.03836 |
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8 |
596 |
Happy crockpot season to all who celebrate! |
1.2593 |
0.03669 |
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38 |
2 |
597 |
Eye of Newt (in stock). Add to cart? |
1.2590 |
0.04267 |
166 |
132 |
25 |
9 |
598 |
I'd like to see those hags at Good Housekeeping try to top this one. |
1.2590 |
0.04092 |
166 |
130 |
29 |
7 |
599 |
You're the new Speaker of the House. |
1.2590 |
0.04267 |
166 |
132 |
25 |
9 |
600 |
I love when kids get into my cooking... |
1.2590 |
0.04092 |
166 |
130 |
29 |
7 |
601 |
Algorithm, do your magic! |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
111 |
20 |
8 |
602 |
So you’ll start by preheating the cauldron to 350 degrees and adding your bone broth… |
1.2590 |
0.04717 |
139 |
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20 |
8 |
603 |
We've been trying to reach you about your broom's extended warranty... |
1.2588 |
0.04279 |
170 |
136 |
24 |
10 |
604 |
Thank you to my followers! And remember, you really can't rely on Amazon for fresh eye of newt. |
1.2586 |
0.04210 |
174 |
139 |
25 |
10 |
605 |
Pumpkin spice potion is a fall classic. |
1.2586 |
0.03795 |
174 |
134 |
35 |
5 |
606 |
#homemade #artisanpotion #lowfat #newt |
1.2585 |
0.04638 |
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118 |
20 |
9 |
607 |
This will go viral on Brewtube. |
1.2583 |
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8 |
608 |
I like a high shudder speed. |
1.2583 |
0.04552 |
151 |
121 |
21 |
9 |
609 |
#23. Eye of Newt, 8 letters, no longer active politically? |
1.2582 |
0.03851 |
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142 |
33 |
7 |
610 |
Well, would you look at that. Eye of Newt is BOGO at Amazon. |
1.2581 |
0.04020 |
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148 |
28 |
10 |
611 |
Don't worry, I have spell check! |
1.2581 |
0.03866 |
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118 |
34 |
3 |
612 |
Siri, post to my "Cooking With Children" blog. |
1.2579 |
0.04739 |
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131 |
15 |
13 |
613 |
Your Martha Stewart™ Serving Bowl Set will arrive today! |
1.2573 |
0.04092 |
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135 |
28 |
8 |
614 |
Witchtok is gonna love this |
1.2573 |
0.03832 |
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132 |
34 |
5 |
615 |
HALLOWEEN IS SAVED, DOORDASH WILL BRING THE EYE OF NEWT |
1.2573 |
0.04175 |
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26 |
9 |
616 |
So hilarious! He's like, "that's just a costume, right?" And I say,"Why don't I go fix us a drink, and we'll talk about it". |
1.2573 |
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32 |
6 |
617 |
Oh sweet Jesus he lost again on third ballot! |
1.2573 |
0.03741 |
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4 |
618 |
Tarragon! You are right. It makes all the difference. |
1.2571 |
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7 |
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Posted! |
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0.04687 |
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8 |
620 |
REP-RE-SENT-ATIVE! |
1.2571 |
0.04687 |
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112 |
20 |
8 |
621 |
Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo, Glinda's in my stew |
1.2571 |
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3 |
622 |
Siri, enable spell check. |
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7 |
623 |
Cute spell. Might delete later. |
1.2566 |
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7 |
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Ooooooo! ‘Free shipping on all Eye of Newt order over $25!’ |
1.2566 |
0.04226 |
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6 |
625 |
I just love posting on Hexagram. |
1.2564 |
0.03845 |
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119 |
34 |
3 |
626 |
Steaming live |
1.2564 |
0.04054 |
156 |
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5 |
627 |
My pretty, I told you I'd get you and your shiny little cell phone too! |
1.2563 |
0.03990 |
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124 |
31 |
5 |
628 |
Thank goodness for Spell Check! |
1.2563 |
0.04366 |
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9 |
629 |
I can't imagine how they found the right ingredients before the Internet ! |
1.2563 |
0.04087 |
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125 |
29 |
6 |
630 |
Exciting. But nothing like the magic of a polaroid |
1.2563 |
0.04275 |
160 |
127 |
25 |
8 |
631 |
And that's how you make your own pumpkin sp-eyes latte! |
1.2561 |
0.04022 |
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128 |
30 |
6 |
632 |
We all ate this stew before they invented the stake... |
1.2561 |
0.04204 |
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26 |
8 |
633 |
Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog, Baboon blood, peanut butter,
and blindworm's sting..Is delivery free? |
1.2561 |
0.04022 |
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6 |
634 |
Selfie, selfie in my hand, who’s the fairest in the land? |
1.2561 |
0.04378 |
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10 |
635 |
Thank you, NYT Cooking! |
1.2560 |
0.03960 |
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6 |
636 |
Ok,it’s bubbling. Now how much toil and how much trouble? |
1.2558 |
0.03900 |
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6 |
637 |
Who's the meme-ist of them all? |
1.2557 |
0.03843 |
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6 |
638 |
Siri,who sells eye of newt? |
1.2556 |
0.04178 |
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11 |
639 |
…and one i of phone. |
1.2555 |
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7 |
640 |
Awesome! Eye of newt is in stock at Amazon! |
1.2553 |
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9 |
641 |
Hi is this Susan? I found your lost dog. |
1.2553 |
0.04318 |
141 |
110 |
26 |
5 |
642 |
Dear Mommies - follow me if you don't know what to do with your children this fall! |
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0.03992 |
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4 |
643 |
Eye of …Fig Newtons? Curse you autocorrect! |
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0.04303 |
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#doubledoubletoilandtrouble |
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0.03992 |
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645 |
My boss is going to love this. |
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0.04303 |
153 |
121 |
25 |
7 |
646 |
So a lot of you have been asking about the best potion products... |
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0.04325 |
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8 |
647 |
This batch didn't look at all like the one pictured in the Times recipe app. |
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0.04430 |
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130 |
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10 |
648 |
My posts are the fairest of them all. |
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0.04159 |
161 |
127 |
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7 |
649 |
Oh good -- Amazon does same-day delivery of eye of newt! |
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0.04364 |
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11 |
650 |
google, what can I use as a substitute for the eye of Newt? |
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0.03750 |
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32 |
10 |
651 |
Enough narrating, just get to the ingredients list! |
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652 |
Yes dear! I promise, no eyes of newt this time! |
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0.04434 |
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7 |
653 |
Posting to Instadamn. |
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0.04250 |
150 |
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654 |
A never ending addiction to a smart phone, good one Satan. |
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0.04144 |
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28 |
5 |
655 |
#potd "potion of the day" |
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0.04354 |
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7 |
656 |
Oh, I forgot the rat's tongue; how did we survive before Google!?" |
1.2532 |
0.04206 |
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125 |
26 |
7 |
657 |
Perfect, I’m now the fairest one of all. |
1.2532 |
0.04300 |
158 |
126 |
24 |
8 |
658 |
WitchTok Live! |
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0.04043 |
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127 |
29 |
6 |
659 |
Hey Siri, is spending 100 hours preparing for a 3 second Halloween selfie considered extreme? |
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0.04070 |
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28 |
7 |
660 |
My secret is plenty of gall. |
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0.04177 |
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136 |
25 |
9 |
661 |
Potion of the day! #potd |
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0.04093 |
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135 |
27 |
8 |
662 |
Ready to hang with the girls #witchhunt |
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0.03861 |
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136 |
32 |
6 |
663 |
#businessisbubblin |
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10 |
664 |
Adrienne, you've got this recipe all ass backwards. |
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0.03719 |
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665 |
Oh no, it was in metric! |
1.2517 |
0.04714 |
147 |
120 |
17 |
10 |
666 |
#vegan |
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0.04052 |
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29 |
5 |
667 |
. . . And yet another Trump supporter preparing a defense argument. |
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0.04446 |
155 |
125 |
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9 |
668 |
Eeeek! If you substitute the Eye of Newt it’s totally vegan! |
1.2516 |
0.04351 |
155 |
124 |
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8 |
669 |
This will show him my more domestic side |
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0.03886 |
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4 |
670 |
Don’t forget to subscribe on BrewTube. |
1.2516 |
0.04182 |
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126 |
26 |
7 |
671 |
Amazon, you've done it again! Eye of newt for $5.00 a pound. Sold! |
1.2516 |
0.04276 |
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127 |
24 |
8 |
672 |
And this is what happens when you choose ‘trick’ |
1.2515 |
0.04294 |
163 |
131 |
23 |
9 |
673 |
I love Spell Check! |
1.2515 |
0.03925 |
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127 |
31 |
5 |
674 |
It's the most wonderful time of the year... |
1.2500 |
0.04357 |
164 |
133 |
21 |
10 |
675 |
Oh no. I was supposed to put in one eye, not the whole newt. |
1.2500 |
0.04130 |
156 |
123 |
27 |
6 |
676 |
I'll swipe right on you, my pretty. |
1.2500 |
0.04675 |
144 |
117 |
18 |
9 |
677 |
The recipe finally came out perfectly when I doubled the toil and trouble TWICE! |
1.2500 |
0.04352 |
132 |
103 |
25 |
4 |
678 |
Eye of Newt? Didn't he retire? |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
679 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
No one escapes the internet rubble. |
1.2500 |
0.04484 |
148 |
119 |
21 |
8 |
680 |
It’s Man Crush Monday—Can you guess whom I’ve crushed? |
1.2500 |
0.04381 |
148 |
118 |
23 |
7 |
681 |
I'm loving these Black Apron meals. |
1.2500 |
0.04462 |
144 |
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19 |
8 |
682 |
For best flavor I use only locally sourced children. |
1.2500 |
0.04130 |
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123 |
27 |
6 |
683 |
OK! The app says the eye of newt should arrive by 2 AM. |
1.2500 |
0.04096 |
152 |
119 |
28 |
5 |
684 |
Oh! It was recipe FROM Martha Stewart, not OF Martha Stewart. |
1.2500 |
0.04159 |
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127 |
26 |
7 |
685 |
Ahhhh.... 3 Stars MICHELIN!!!... finally. Must be the frogs knuckles! |
1.2485 |
0.04262 |
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137 |
22 |
10 |
686 |
So that's how you get rid of spam. |
1.2485 |
0.04093 |
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26 |
8 |
687 |
*bing
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your cauldron’s extended warranty” |
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0.04262 |
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137 |
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10 |
688 |
Hey guys welcome back to my cauldron |
1.2485 |
0.03917 |
169 |
133 |
30 |
6 |
689 |
Check out my latest microbrew. |
1.2484 |
0.04205 |
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125 |
25 |
7 |
690 |
Ooooh--it's perfect for my antisocial media!! |
1.2484 |
0.04072 |
153 |
120 |
28 |
5 |
691 |
Taylor Swift, BE GONE! |
1.2484 |
0.03965 |
153 |
119 |
30 |
4 |
692 |
And... tagging Merlin. I bet his new girlfriend can't cook like this. |
1.2484 |
0.03855 |
153 |
118 |
32 |
3 |
693 |
I knew Whole Foods would have weasal claws! |
1.2484 |
0.04072 |
153 |
120 |
28 |
5 |
694 |
I can show you how good it looks, but you'll have to imagine the smell. |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
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119 |
23 |
7 |
695 |
And for aperitifs, highballs with eyeballs. |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
696 |
Take that, Martha Stewart! |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
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24 |
6 |
697 |
That bitch Elvira! She told me 3 eyes of newt, not two! |
1.2483 |
0.04325 |
145 |
115 |
24 |
6 |
698 |
Oh Sh---! I'm out of eye of newt ..
. |
1.2482 |
0.04289 |
141 |
111 |
25 |
5 |
699 |
This recipe will put me at the top of the dark web. |
1.2481 |
0.04579 |
133 |
106 |
21 |
6 |
700 |
I knew Martha would have a recipe! |
1.2472 |
0.04106 |
178 |
144 |
24 |
10 |
701 |
We are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn’t cancel. |
1.2471 |
0.04009 |
174 |
139 |
27 |
8 |
702 |
Chat GPT- Write a spell for a wickedly-good newt curry. |
1.2471 |
0.04239 |
170 |
138 |
22 |
10 |
703 |
Ha, more hits! They'll never figure out there is no cure for warts. |
1.2470 |
0.04048 |
166 |
132 |
27 |
7 |
704 |
Oh good, my Ubroom will be here in five minutes .... |
1.2470 |
0.04224 |
166 |
134 |
23 |
9 |
705 |
Damn,I forgot toe of newt! |
1.2470 |
0.03956 |
166 |
131 |
29 |
6 |
706 |
No Toil & Trouble, just AI. |
1.2469 |
0.04019 |
162 |
128 |
28 |
6 |
707 |
Eye of newt.. snap of chat! |
1.2469 |
0.04019 |
162 |
128 |
28 |
6 |
708 |
Follow me for all-natural recipes. |
1.2468 |
0.03984 |
158 |
124 |
29 |
5 |
709 |
And your little dog too. |
1.2468 |
0.04370 |
158 |
128 |
21 |
9 |
710 |
Finally, perfection! |
1.2468 |
0.03833 |
154 |
119 |
32 |
3 |
711 |
Like, my pretties! Like! |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
712 |
Ah perfect. No one will know the eye of newt was past its expiration date. |
1.2468 |
0.04049 |
154 |
121 |
28 |
5 |
713 |
No wonder! It was supposed to be THREE tablespoons of eye of Newt! |
1.2467 |
0.04116 |
150 |
118 |
27 |
5 |
714 |
Easy weekday potions for every need (now newt free)! |
1.2466 |
0.04188 |
146 |
115 |
26 |
5 |
715 |
Look, Adeline, I’m about to put the Apple in! |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
716 |
I'll text you, my pretty!!!.... |
1.2465 |
0.04490 |
142 |
114 |
21 |
7 |
717 |
Oh no! I can't have any more children! Darn, another food allergy. |
1.2464 |
0.04578 |
138 |
111 |
20 |
7 |
718 |
And don't try to send me Salamander eye marked as NEWT, again! |
1.2464 |
0.04217 |
138 |
108 |
26 |
4 |
719 |
I've got my mother's eyes. |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
720 |
'Oh, finally the trolls are responding!' |
1.2464 |
0.04461 |
138 |
110 |
22 |
6 |
721 |
Twitter has gone to pot. |
1.2463 |
0.04424 |
134 |
106 |
23 |
5 |
722 |
Witch's Brew: vodka, raspberry liquor, blue curacao, and lemon juice. |
1.2462 |
0.03714 |
195 |
155 |
32 |
8 |
723 |
Get ready with me to turn my cheating boyfriend into a toad! |
1.2457 |
0.03988 |
175 |
140 |
27 |
8 |
724 |
Damn! I don't have any witch hazel. |
1.2456 |
0.03787 |
171 |
134 |
32 |
5 |
725 |
Selling this supplement on the internet will make me a fortune, my credulous little pretties. |
1.2454 |
0.03491 |
163 |
124 |
38 |
1 |
726 |
With I of phone and follower spike, cauldron boil and cauldron like. |
1.2454 |
0.04359 |
163 |
133 |
20 |
10 |
727 |
Success! My brew got most diarrheas on Facebook! |
1.2454 |
0.04272 |
163 |
132 |
22 |
9 |
728 |
Hold on, the head should bob back up any second now. |
1.2452 |
0.04229 |
155 |
124 |
24 |
7 |
729 |
And now we wait for Dorothy. |
1.2452 |
0.03700 |
155 |
119 |
34 |
2 |
730 |
Got to post this on Witch Twitter, or is it called Hex now? |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
731 |
I like the spell checker. |
1.2452 |
0.04698 |
155 |
129 |
14 |
12 |
732 |
If you can’t pluck an eye from a mature golden toad, store-bought is fine. |
1.2452 |
0.04128 |
155 |
123 |
26 |
6 |
733 |
No one will remember Glinda after this post! |
1.2450 |
0.03871 |
151 |
117 |
31 |
3 |
734 |
The flying monkeys just unfriended you. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
735 |
Just bring a dessert. I have everything else brewing. |
1.2450 |
0.03983 |
151 |
118 |
29 |
4 |
736 |
Oh, they’ll love this recipe back at the Coven. |
1.2450 |
0.03983 |
151 |
118 |
29 |
4 |
737 |
A vegan stew? I’d be laughed off my broom! |
1.2449 |
0.04588 |
147 |
120 |
18 |
9 |
738 |
Siri, Change my craft into art. |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
739 |
My phone casts the spells before I do. #witchstagram |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
740 |
Yes! My potion has over one hundred "Hates!" |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
741 |
Coming up next on The Food Network, ‘Eat Bobby Flay’. |
1.2448 |
0.04462 |
143 |
115 |
21 |
7 |
742 |
This will be perfect on my “Hexes on Exes” page. |
1.2448 |
0.04462 |
143 |
115 |
21 |
7 |
743 |
Hey guys, Brunhilda here! This week, I wanted to talk about eye of newt and what it can bring to your potion game! |
1.2448 |
0.04118 |
143 |
112 |
27 |
4 |
744 |
Click on the link to buy Eye of Newt from my Amazon Store |
1.2446 |
0.04064 |
139 |
108 |
28 |
3 |
745 |
Mama going to love I've used her pot. |
1.2446 |
0.04432 |
139 |
111 |
22 |
6 |
746 |
No eye of newt? Amazon, really?! |
1.2443 |
0.04977 |
131 |
108 |
14 |
9 |
747 |
He finally texted back! No need for this hex! |
1.2443 |
0.04858 |
131 |
107 |
16 |
8 |
748 |
Here is a pic of my morning cup of Joe. #NoCaffeinChallenge |
1.2443 |
0.04210 |
131 |
102 |
26 |
3 |
749 |
Thank God for Pinterest! |
1.2437 |
0.04039 |
160 |
127 |
27 |
6 |
750 |
Just who do you think you're hexting? |
1.2437 |
0.03940 |
160 |
126 |
29 |
5 |
751 |
Will someone identify who my magic ingredient is this year? |
1.2436 |
0.04204 |
156 |
125 |
24 |
7 |
752 |
Double, double toil and trouble TikTok burn and YouTube bubble! |
1.2436 |
0.04302 |
156 |
126 |
22 |
8 |
753 |
It will be a grave yard smash |
1.2434 |
0.04069 |
152 |
120 |
27 |
5 |
754 |
This will get me more fans than Dorothy - and her little dog, too! |
1.2434 |
0.03960 |
152 |
119 |
29 |
4 |
755 |
Your recipe for toad soup has won first
prize! |
1.2432 |
0.04354 |
148 |
119 |
22 |
7 |
756 |
Subscribe now for tasty, easy to make holiday recipes. |
1.2432 |
0.04354 |
148 |
119 |
22 |
7 |
757 |
Yep - 4 minutes with my Insta-Pot. Now I'm a Sinfluencer on Witch-Tok! |
1.2431 |
0.04434 |
144 |
116 |
21 |
7 |
758 |
''Hashtag newt-tricious.'' |
1.2431 |
0.04093 |
144 |
113 |
27 |
4 |
759 |
I love potion porn! |
1.2431 |
0.04324 |
144 |
115 |
23 |
6 |
760 |
This should get me plenty of 'dislikes'! |
1.2431 |
0.03720 |
144 |
110 |
33 |
1 |
761 |
By the carpel tunnel in my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. |
1.2431 |
0.04648 |
144 |
118 |
17 |
9 |
762 |
Pumpkin Spice Girls, heh, heh, heh. |
1.2426 |
0.04239 |
136 |
107 |
25 |
4 |
763 |
#spellfie |
1.2426 |
0.04109 |
136 |
106 |
27 |
3 |
764 |
No, a white belt does not go with a black dress. |
1.2426 |
0.04366 |
136 |
108 |
23 |
5 |
765 |
Glad I upgraded my Eye-Phone |
1.2426 |
0.04366 |
136 |
108 |
23 |
5 |
766 |
No such thing as too much eye of newt but easy to overdo the toad. |
1.2424 |
0.04182 |
132 |
103 |
26 |
3 |
767 |
And here is a shot of my No Toil, No Trouble, Double, Double Stew |
1.2424 |
0.04578 |
132 |
106 |
20 |
6 |
768 |
So a lot of you have been asking me about my hexing routine |
1.2424 |
0.04041 |
132 |
102 |
28 |
2 |
769 |
I know a tasty vegan version you can try next time. |
1.2422 |
0.03918 |
161 |
127 |
29 |
5 |
770 |
Honey, could you pick up 2 eye of newt on your way home? |
1.2422 |
0.04205 |
161 |
130 |
23 |
8 |
771 |
How wonderful! My authentic, corn straw broom with a cedar handle is in at Witches Are Us” |
1.2422 |
0.04539 |
128 |
102 |
21 |
5 |
772 |
By the clicking of my thumbs, Something TikTok this way comes. |
1.2422 |
0.04802 |
128 |
104 |
17 |
7 |
773 |
I'm posting this spell on Instagram! |
1.2420 |
0.04082 |
157 |
125 |
26 |
6 |
774 |
#dinner #toilandtrouble |
1.2420 |
0.04464 |
157 |
129 |
18 |
10 |
775 |
Bet you AI can’t do this! |
1.2420 |
0.03876 |
157 |
123 |
30 |
4 |
776 |
It looks good, and it tastes bad - just like everything else! |
1.2418 |
0.03937 |
153 |
120 |
29 |
4 |
777 |
Apple Ca Dabra |
1.2418 |
0.04639 |
153 |
127 |
15 |
11 |
778 |
Great! Amazon has "eye of newt" in stock! |
1.2418 |
0.04252 |
153 |
123 |
23 |
7 |
779 |
I'm going viral on WitchTok |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
780 |
Oh good, Amazon does have eyes of newts for sale. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
781 |
And if you don't have organic toad blood, store-bought is fine... |
1.2416 |
0.04001 |
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117 |
28 |
4 |
782 |
Make sure you press subscribe if you liked my cooking show! |
1.2416 |
0.04001 |
149 |
117 |
28 |
4 |
783 |
I love my induction stove |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
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115 |
25 |
5 |
784 |
Eye of newt. Gluten-free. Same-day delivery. |
1.2414 |
0.03817 |
174 |
138 |
30 |
6 |
785 |
This is so going on Pinterest. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
786 |
Ina Garten, eat your heart out! |
1.2414 |
0.03948 |
145 |
113 |
29 |
3 |
787 |
I got 79 Likes, 145 Loves and 993 Vomits! |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
788 |
This brew is going to receive so many likes on Wicctok! |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
789 |
Why hello Mr. Trump...
I'm just finishing something special your
ex wife's ask me to make for you... |
1.2411 |
0.04817 |
141 |
117 |
14 |
10 |
790 |
Witches be crazy. |
1.2411 |
0.04138 |
141 |
111 |
26 |
4 |
791 |
Yes, you can substitute Dijon mustard for eye of newt. |
1.2409 |
0.04212 |
137 |
108 |
25 |
4 |
792 |
Bet you never saw a cat video like this before! |
1.2409 |
0.04212 |
137 |
108 |
25 |
4 |
793 |
It looks so tasty, have to take a photo to send with the recipe to all my followers. |
1.2409 |
0.04212 |
137 |
108 |
25 |
4 |
794 |
Agatha's gonna bust a wart when I post this to Witchagram. |
1.2405 |
0.04253 |
158 |
128 |
22 |
8 |
795 |
Unbelievable! Eye of newt is out of stock. At least toe of frog is arriving tomorrow with Prime. |
1.2405 |
0.03749 |
158 |
123 |
32 |
3 |
796 |
Gotta love Spell Check! |
1.2404 |
0.03852 |
183 |
147 |
28 |
8 |
797 |
I told you not to call me at work! |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
798 |
I just want the witch's brew recipe, not a whole backstory on how you became a witch. |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
799 |
No, Siri, I keep telling you, NOT GINGRICH! |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
800 |
Forget the potion. He liked my story! |
1.2403 |
0.04640 |
129 |
104 |
19 |
6 |
801 |
And the little dog Toto too. |
1.2403 |
0.04371 |
129 |
102 |
23 |
4 |
802 |
I’ll send you this recipe from Wiccapedia! |
1.2403 |
0.04519 |
154 |
127 |
17 |
10 |
803 |
Griselda would eat her heart out, if it wasn't an ingredient. |
1.2403 |
0.04228 |
154 |
124 |
23 |
7 |
804 |
WiFi of Newt! |
1.2400 |
0.04405 |
150 |
122 |
20 |
8 |
805 |
Darn! This comment says to add the nettles before the mugwort. |
1.2400 |
0.04197 |
150 |
120 |
24 |
6 |
806 |
And girl, I guarantee you that portion will keep the prince up all night! |
1.2400 |
0.04197 |
150 |
120 |
24 |
6 |
807 |
That darn autocorrect. No! Eye of newt not i of newt! |
1.2400 |
0.04197 |
150 |
120 |
24 |
6 |
808 |
You have to get an iPhone-it’s great for keeping track of my spells! |
1.2397 |
0.04043 |
146 |
115 |
27 |
4 |
809 |
Thank you, Martha Stewart. Now can you give me some stock tips? |
1.2397 |
0.04380 |
146 |
118 |
21 |
7 |
810 |
Darling, on the way home please pick up some eye of newt. |
1.2397 |
0.04380 |
146 |
118 |
21 |
7 |
811 |
I’m strictly “farm to cauldron.” |
1.2397 |
0.04698 |
121 |
97 |
19 |
5 |
812 |
Damn, I'm going to need Basil |
1.2394 |
0.04348 |
142 |
114 |
22 |
6 |
813 |
I love your new broom. |
1.2394 |
0.03730 |
142 |
109 |
32 |
1 |
814 |
Cilantro? |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
815 |
Now for the final two ingredients:
666 likes and 13 new followers |
1.2391 |
0.04056 |
138 |
108 |
27 |
3 |
816 |
And you guys always ask me why I always add an eyeball at the end, the truth is...it adds a lot of tang. |
1.2391 |
0.04185 |
138 |
109 |
25 |
4 |
817 |
Hey Greta, it's Guy Fieri! |
1.2391 |
0.04663 |
138 |
113 |
17 |
8 |
818 |
Guys, check out this boo-tiful cauldron I thrifted! Organic kombucha coming my way 😍 |
1.2391 |
0.04056 |
138 |
108 |
27 |
3 |
819 |
Soup season |
1.2390 |
0.03936 |
159 |
126 |
28 |
5 |
820 |
double, double toil and trouble; / iphone out and playlist shuffle. |
1.2390 |
0.04322 |
159 |
130 |
20 |
9 |
821 |
you got snail . |
1.2388 |
0.04261 |
134 |
106 |
24 |
4 |
822 |
OH BOY, THIS LOOKS LIKE A KILLER RECIPE! |
1.2387 |
0.04203 |
155 |
125 |
23 |
7 |
823 |
If he mentions "witch hunt" again - I'll show him WITCH HUNT! |
1.2384 |
0.04478 |
151 |
124 |
18 |
9 |
824 |
It’s my late husband. He’s coming to dinner. |
1.2384 |
0.04276 |
151 |
122 |
22 |
7 |
825 |
Pot? Kettle Black returning your call. |
1.2384 |
0.04276 |
151 |
122 |
22 |
7 |
826 |
A 'like' from Dorothy's Auntie Em? Game over, my pretty! |
1.2384 |
0.04478 |
151 |
124 |
18 |
9 |
827 |
Today's easy bake coven recipe! |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
828 |
Finally…a cackle emoji!!! |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
829 |
R.I.P. Julia Child. |
1.2381 |
0.03901 |
147 |
115 |
29 |
3 |
830 |
This might sound weird, Mom, but brewing just makes me feel like me. I'm happier. |
1.2381 |
0.04280 |
126 |
99 |
24 |
3 |
831 |
Add to cart. |
1.2381 |
0.04019 |
147 |
116 |
27 |
4 |
832 |
Siri, what's a newt? |
1.2381 |
0.04426 |
126 |
100 |
22 |
4 |
833 |
Sure it's OK to bring your dog for dinner. |
1.2381 |
0.03780 |
147 |
114 |
31 |
2 |
834 |
Eye of newt and toe of frog, one pot spell upon my blog. |
1.2381 |
0.04567 |
126 |
101 |
20 |
5 |
835 |
Post or perish,my pretties |
1.2378 |
0.04321 |
143 |
115 |
22 |
6 |
836 |
And for all you haters out there... |
1.2378 |
0.04206 |
143 |
114 |
24 |
5 |
837 |
Suddenly, there's a text from the pot calling the kettle black. |
1.2378 |
0.04321 |
143 |
115 |
22 |
6 |
838 |
And I know you’re going to be surprised by this. Instead of eye of newt: cilantro! |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
839 |
Double, double toil and trouble give me one million 'likes' or I'll burst the the Swift-Kelce bubble. |
1.2378 |
0.04543 |
143 |
117 |
18 |
8 |
840 |
This brew will look even better on my iMacBeth. |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
841 |
I'm hearing the term "witch-hunt" way too often lately. |
1.2378 |
0.04321 |
143 |
115 |
22 |
6 |
842 |
Can I order a single eye of Newt? |
1.2378 |
0.03708 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
843 |
Double double, TikTok and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble |
1.2378 |
0.03838 |
143 |
115 |
24 |
4 |
844 |
Add a teaspoon of tanus root and stir until the blood runs cold. |
1.2377 |
0.04205 |
122 |
95 |
25 |
2 |
845 |
What a great price for eye of newt! |
1.2375 |
0.04205 |
160 |
130 |
22 |
8 |
846 |
And you can get small batch, organic, cage-free eye of newt at my Etsy store. |
1.2370 |
0.04362 |
135 |
108 |
22 |
5 |
847 |
Wow! Madonna loves my costume. |
1.2370 |
0.04608 |
135 |
110 |
18 |
7 |
848 |
The price of Eye of Newt just dropped $6.66 cents per pound! |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
849 |
Stop drunk hex-ting him! |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
850 |
No, no, no. Not capital-N Newt; any newt will do. |
1.2368 |
0.04147 |
152 |
122 |
24 |
6 |
851 |
Search: Incantation app. |
1.2368 |
0.03931 |
152 |
120 |
28 |
4 |
852 |
If you can’t conjure from scratch,store bought is fine |
1.2368 |
0.04147 |
152 |
122 |
24 |
6 |
853 |
I was right --eyes are not vegan! |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
854 |
OMG Guys…you have to try my new recipe!! #bones #tailofnewt #magic #eyeballs |
1.2362 |
0.04671 |
127 |
105 |
15 |
7 |
855 |
Oh Shakespeare already wrote about this!⁸ |
1.2362 |
0.04395 |
127 |
101 |
22 |
4 |
856 |
Eye of newt. One day delivery. Perfect. |
1.2361 |
0.04294 |
144 |
116 |
22 |
6 |
857 |
Eye of newt - are you kidding? You know the last time I saw that at the supermarket?? |
1.2360 |
0.04087 |
161 |
130 |
24 |
7 |
858 |
YES, I have the eyeballs! I love it when a spell comes together! |
1.2360 |
0.03893 |
161 |
128 |
28 |
5 |
859 |
The latest batch of my Delusional Brew for the Republican Party! ;-) 100! $$$ |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
860 |
I'm melting...a stick of butter into this delicious broth. |
1.2358 |
0.04771 |
123 |
100 |
17 |
6 |
861 |
I hate my wart. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
862 |
Best...spell-check..ever! |
1.2358 |
0.04332 |
123 |
97 |
23 |
3 |
863 |
Double, double, Tik-tok trouble, follow, like and comment 'bubble'. |
1.2358 |
0.04630 |
123 |
99 |
19 |
5 |
864 |
Finally! An eye of newt mobile app!! |
1.2357 |
0.04005 |
140 |
110 |
27 |
3 |
865 |
Elon Musk eat your heart out! |
1.2357 |
0.03875 |
140 |
109 |
29 |
2 |
866 |
The amount of men in my DMs willing to drink this is alarming. |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
867 |
I’ll see your Mediterranean paella, Amber, and raise you THIS! |
1.2357 |
0.03875 |
140 |
109 |
29 |
2 |
868 |
Remember the formula we discussed yesterday. Only three drops of arsenic and you will be free to do what you like best without his interference. |
1.2357 |
0.04254 |
140 |
112 |
23 |
5 |
869 |
Fair is foul, foul is fair |
1.2353 |
0.04457 |
136 |
110 |
20 |
6 |
870 |
No, not Doordash, I'm making a surprise! |
1.2353 |
0.04074 |
136 |
107 |
26 |
3 |
871 |
Ahh, there is the recipe to have my ex watch lifetime movies for eternity. |
1.2353 |
0.04878 |
119 |
97 |
16 |
6 |
872 |
LOL. A real newt? The coven will be here for dinner. |
1.2349 |
0.04193 |
149 |
120 |
23 |
6 |
873 |
I sous vide'd the toad's liver instead of steaming, but the
sludge still failed to congeal properly. |
1.2349 |
0.04084 |
149 |
119 |
25 |
5 |
874 |
On today's episode of "Potion's with Patty" we learn how to use eye of newt in combination with horned toad to get the right consistency for your spell.
#gettingmybrewon#witchywendsday#diycharm#eyeofnewt#brewformycrew |
1.2348 |
0.04670 |
132 |
108 |
17 |
7 |
875 |
I hardly even broom, now that we zoom |
1.2345 |
0.04268 |
145 |
117 |
22 |
6 |
876 |
This will keep them spellbound on Instagram |
1.2344 |
0.04365 |
128 |
102 |
22 |
4 |
877 |
They have eye of newt, but toe of frog is on backorder. |
1.2342 |
0.03931 |
158 |
126 |
27 |
5 |
878 |
New seasonal menu from HelloFlesh. #boil #notoil #notrouble |
1.2342 |
0.04228 |
158 |
129 |
21 |
8 |
879 |
Darn technology! Hocus focus already! |
1.2340 |
0.04227 |
141 |
113 |
23 |
5 |
880 |
Yea,a vegan recipe for my dog brew. |
1.2340 |
0.03717 |
141 |
109 |
31 |
1 |
881 |
I agree a small platypus would add delicious protein but where would I find one in Brooklyn? |
1.2340 |
0.03980 |
141 |
111 |
27 |
3 |
882 |
Don’t you just love these recipe posts? |
1.2339 |
0.04596 |
124 |
100 |
19 |
5 |
883 |
My newest brew, "Indecision" needs a drop of Jim Jordan's tears and Steve Scalise's sweat. |
1.2339 |
0.05135 |
124 |
104 |
11 |
9 |
884 |
I knew the Dark Web would have this recipie! |
1.2338 |
0.04099 |
154 |
126 |
21 |
7 |
885 |
YES! I can order eye of newt and toe
of frog on Amazon. |
1.2336 |
0.03773 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
886 |
And they think a crock pot is a new thing!" |
1.2336 |
0.04305 |
137 |
110 |
22 |
5 |
887 |
Missing tonight's coven.
Broom in repair.
Miss you guys. |
1.2336 |
0.04428 |
137 |
111 |
20 |
6 |
888 |
Simply apply a few drops of this potion to anywhere you want another wart. |
1.2336 |
0.04777 |
137 |
114 |
14 |
9 |
889 |
Bubble, bubble, my likes will double! |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
890 |
HEY SIRI,
WHERE CAN I GET A NEWT ASAP ? |
1.2333 |
0.04168 |
150 |
121 |
23 |
6 |
891 |
This'll teach them to drop a house on me |
1.2333 |
0.04841 |
120 |
98 |
16 |
6 |
892 |
I'd like to thank my sponsor, Cauldrons-R-Us. |
1.2333 |
0.04168 |
150 |
121 |
23 |
6 |
893 |
I'm sick of this spell checker |
1.2333 |
0.04674 |
150 |
126 |
13 |
11 |
894 |
Yes! Now I can order Eye of Newt online! |
1.2331 |
0.03850 |
163 |
130 |
28 |
5 |
895 |
This potion looks like it's going viral. |
1.2331 |
0.04254 |
133 |
106 |
23 |
4 |
896 |
I told him it was his turn to cook for me ! |
1.2331 |
0.03977 |
133 |
104 |
27 |
2 |
897 |
It's Macbeth! |
1.2331 |
0.04386 |
133 |
107 |
21 |
5 |
898 |
Heavens! Two tickets to Wicked! |
1.2329 |
0.04128 |
146 |
117 |
24 |
5 |
899 |
Looking good, but it is always nice to have a second set of eyes. |
1.2329 |
0.03893 |
146 |
115 |
28 |
3 |
900 |
Iphone, Iphone in my hand, whose boil and bubble can equal my trouble? |
1.2329 |
0.04241 |
146 |
118 |
22 |
6 |
901 |
Wool of bat and tongue of dog, snap a pic for my food blog. |
1.2326 |
0.04152 |
172 |
142 |
20 |
10 |
902 |
For today’s recipe: no artificial ingredients added. |
1.2326 |
0.04193 |
129 |
102 |
24 |
3 |
903 |
Ok, how do I turn off spell-checker. |
1.2324 |
0.03956 |
142 |
112 |
27 |
3 |
904 |
...and that's what happens when you unfollow. |
1.2324 |
0.03956 |
142 |
112 |
27 |
3 |
905 |
Trader Joe's has everything I need! |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
906 |
Hey witches!!! #spellsgreat #notdiffoccult |
1.2324 |
0.04201 |
142 |
114 |
23 |
5 |
907 |
The next batch is ready, Dr. Fauci. |
1.2320 |
0.04419 |
125 |
100 |
21 |
4 |
908 |
Can’t talk now, my cauldron is at double boil! |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
909 |
I just have to post this eye popping recipe. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
910 |
To all my lovelies: I can make you all thin as can be with my newly created drink. You'll feel your bones. And it tastes good too. |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
911 |
I won a brand new broom! |
1.2319 |
0.04022 |
138 |
109 |
26 |
3 |
912 |
Viral post causes viral outbreak. Witches unite. |
1.2319 |
0.03888 |
138 |
108 |
28 |
2 |
913 |
Another ad for that new Macbeth performance…I think my phone is listening to me. |
1.2319 |
0.04633 |
138 |
114 |
16 |
8 |
914 |
Okay, now everybody smile for the family album! |
1.2319 |
0.04022 |
138 |
109 |
26 |
3 |
915 |
Dorothy? I’ve got your Spaghetti, and your Little Dog Stew. |
1.2318 |
0.03571 |
151 |
117 |
33 |
1 |
916 |
And for the final ingredient...external validation! |
1.2318 |
0.03810 |
151 |
119 |
29 |
3 |
917 |
Take that, Baba Yaga! |
1.2314 |
0.04805 |
121 |
99 |
16 |
6 |
918 |
You're eating raw fish and seaweed? Ewww |
1.2313 |
0.04091 |
134 |
106 |
25 |
3 |
919 |
I didn't even need to use my eye of Newt since the soul of Jordan was so cheap! |
1.2313 |
0.04959 |
134 |
113 |
11 |
10 |
920 |
Today's YouTube video: potions using the vegan Eye of Newt. |
1.2313 |
0.03490 |
147 |
113 |
34 |
0 |
921 |
It pairs with a nice Eye of Newt. |
1.2308 |
0.03842 |
156 |
124 |
28 |
4 |
922 |
And now for my most evil deed - sending pictures of my dinner, to everyone! |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
130 |
105 |
20 |
5 |
923 |
It's so much easier to conjur up potions with AI |
1.2308 |
0.04018 |
130 |
102 |
26 |
2 |
924 |
A better looking witch cannot be found! |
1.2308 |
0.03672 |
143 |
111 |
31 |
1 |
925 |
Looks like two eyes are better than one! |
1.2308 |
0.04174 |
143 |
115 |
23 |
5 |
926 |
How strange - - -Amazon has substituted eye of Donald for eye of Newt ! |
1.2308 |
0.04251 |
156 |
128 |
20 |
8 |
927 |
Photo or it’s not a potion! |
1.2308 |
0.03842 |
156 |
124 |
28 |
4 |
928 |
I'll just do delivery. |
1.2308 |
0.03867 |
130 |
101 |
28 |
1 |
929 |
Eat your heart out, Nigella. |
1.2308 |
0.04604 |
117 |
94 |
19 |
4 |
930 |
Click here to go straight to the recipe |
1.2303 |
0.04266 |
165 |
137 |
18 |
10 |
931 |
That Wicked Witch of the West has the spookiest recipes! |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
932 |
One tiny act of gastrocide
Will swiftly halt his mocking jibes,
So if your foe this brew imbibes,
Click like below, and please subscribe. |
1.2302 |
0.04602 |
139 |
115 |
16 |
8 |
933 |
OMG,ruby slippers are on sale! |
1.2302 |
0.04370 |
139 |
113 |
20 |
6 |
934 |
Naw, he wasn't a great match, but he had nice eyes! |
1.2302 |
0.04488 |
139 |
114 |
18 |
7 |
935 |
Just add fava beans and a nice Chianti. |
1.2302 |
0.04125 |
139 |
111 |
24 |
4 |
936 |
Double, double, toil and trouble…and press the like and subscribe button below! |
1.2302 |
0.04388 |
126 |
101 |
21 |
4 |
937 |
It’s just a little something I conjured up. |
1.2302 |
0.04088 |
126 |
99 |
25 |
2 |
938 |
Huzza! Satan wants me to friend him! |
1.2297 |
0.04298 |
148 |
121 |
20 |
7 |
939 |
Twitter, Twitter, Toil and Trouble |
1.2297 |
0.04507 |
148 |
123 |
16 |
9 |
940 |
Ha! It's from Newt Gingrich! |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
941 |
Now no one can deny social media is poison. |
1.2296 |
0.04695 |
135 |
112 |
15 |
8 |
942 |
All the kids are dying for seconds |
1.2296 |
0.04198 |
135 |
108 |
23 |
4 |
943 |
Hocus Pocus, stay in Focus! |
1.2296 |
0.04454 |
135 |
110 |
19 |
6 |
944 |
The way to my followers' souls is through their stomachs |
1.2295 |
0.04909 |
122 |
101 |
14 |
7 |
945 |
Create new post with my thumbs, maybe validation my way comes! |
1.2295 |
0.03996 |
122 |
95 |
26 |
1 |
946 |
Good news! Your Tinder enrollment has been approved and your date is on his way! |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
947 |
Hang on- I’m still scrolling to get to the recipe. |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
948 |
Trying the viral TikTok brew. Follow for part 2! |
1.2292 |
0.03907 |
144 |
114 |
27 |
3 |
949 |
Oh I know, I’ll caption it “#cursed” |
1.2290 |
0.04275 |
131 |
105 |
22 |
4 |
950 |
Gouillabaisse—you’re amazing! |
1.2290 |
0.04136 |
131 |
104 |
24 |
3 |
951 |
They're temporarily out of eye of newt but there's free shipping on toe of frog |
1.2290 |
0.04275 |
131 |
105 |
22 |
4 |
952 |
Eat your hearts out, wiatches! |
1.2290 |
0.04411 |
131 |
106 |
20 |
5 |
953 |
Eat kids free! |
1.2288 |
0.04876 |
118 |
97 |
15 |
6 |
954 |
You finished your Love Potion # 8, Good, I'm working on something also. |
1.2288 |
0.03988 |
153 |
123 |
25 |
5 |
955 |
Curses! Summer is over and I finally got the Gazpacho right. |
1.2288 |
0.03767 |
153 |
121 |
29 |
3 |
956 |
Like and subscribe for more quick weeknight recipes |
1.2286 |
0.04459 |
140 |
115 |
18 |
7 |
957 |
Wow! A package of dehydrated, instant cauldron mix. Just add frogs. |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
958 |
Hey guys, I know it's been a while since I've made a video about the many uses of cottage cheese. |
1.2286 |
0.03971 |
140 |
111 |
26 |
3 |
959 |
Wiccapedia’s latest feature is spell check. |
1.2286 |
0.04098 |
140 |
112 |
24 |
4 |
960 |
OK. If you two are all set, let's bring Macbeth into this conversation. |
1.2286 |
0.04098 |
140 |
112 |
24 |
4 |
961 |
Eye of newt is on sale!! |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
962 |
It's for people who unfriend me |
1.2283 |
0.04211 |
127 |
101 |
23 |
3 |
963 |
Double, double, Trump’s in trouble! |
1.2282 |
0.03941 |
149 |
119 |
26 |
4 |
964 |
The nut milk substitution works! |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
965 |
Yes, Martha, and this is a good thing. |
1.2276 |
0.04443 |
123 |
99 |
20 |
4 |
966 |
Double double toilet trouble? *!#$*#! spell check! |
1.2276 |
0.05007 |
123 |
103 |
12 |
8 |
967 |
Ghosted in October. How festive! |
1.2276 |
0.04734 |
123 |
101 |
16 |
6 |
968 |
I am that witch #DblDblToil&Trouble #FireBurn #CauldronBubble |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
969 |
OMG!!! I'm going to be on Top Chef!!! |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
970 |
I hope this pic will get more love than my last spell. |
1.2273 |
0.04246 |
132 |
106 |
22 |
4 |
971 |
Siri, where can I get eye of newt? |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
972 |
Hey, sis. I'm having a friend for dinner. |
1.2273 |
0.03801 |
154 |
125 |
24 |
5 |
973 |
I'm gonna put this on witchtok |
1.2273 |
0.04381 |
132 |
107 |
20 |
5 |
974 |
For everyone following along, do not add eye newt until you see steam like this! |
1.2273 |
0.04246 |
132 |
106 |
22 |
4 |
975 |
And as Julia Child said "You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces—just good food from fresh ingredients." |
1.2273 |
0.04246 |
132 |
106 |
22 |
4 |
976 |
Should I caption this post stirring up brewhaha or a recipe to die for? |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
132 |
104 |
26 |
2 |
977 |
I’ve always wanted a child, now I think I’ll have one on toast. |
1.2270 |
0.04072 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
978 |
... And, it's gluten free. |
1.2270 |
0.04195 |
141 |
114 |
22 |
5 |
979 |
Jake, I'm here at the Capitol to describe what's brewing in the House. |
1.2269 |
0.04209 |
119 |
94 |
23 |
2 |
980 |
Thr recipe calls for eye of Newt, but I can't find out where Gingrich lives |
1.2269 |
0.05124 |
119 |
100 |
11 |
8 |
981 |
I'll show them how to make the internet really explode |
1.2267 |
0.03917 |
150 |
120 |
26 |
4 |
982 |
„Looks like somebody’s getting turned into a frog tonight“ |
1.2267 |
0.04246 |
150 |
123 |
20 |
7 |
983 |
With scent of Musk in X transition... We summon now this apparition. |
1.2266 |
0.04032 |
128 |
101 |
25 |
2 |
984 |
This selfie picture of me will do this
trick for me!! |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
985 |
Posted to Witchigram:
"making my great grandma's eyeball and toe-jam soup! |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
986 |
The app works! |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
987 |
It's totally gluten free! |
1.2263 |
0.03735 |
137 |
107 |
29 |
1 |
988 |
Who are you having for dinner? |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
989 |
Just a quick pic |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
990 |
What's your eta? Hurry up! Soup is getting warm but tits are getting cold! |
1.2263 |
0.04515 |
137 |
113 |
17 |
7 |
991 |
Your Salem Bed & Breakfast Witch Trials weekend has been cancelled. |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
992 |
The breakup went well. |
1.2261 |
0.04950 |
115 |
95 |
14 |
6 |
993 |
It’s a Mr. Pot calling for a Kettle Black.” |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
994 |
Bones of Harry, Mike, and Seamus, guaranteed insta-famous. |
1.2258 |
0.04347 |
155 |
129 |
17 |
9 |
995 |
Double, double toil and trouble; Live-streaming caldron bubble.” |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
996 |
What do you mean she's allergic to eye of newt? |
1.2258 |
0.04699 |
124 |
102 |
16 |
6 |
997 |
I'm sorry. I can't assist you with that. I am an AI language model and I'm not programmed to make deadly potions keto-friendly. |
1.2258 |
0.04149 |
155 |
127 |
21 |
7 |
998 |
Can I substitute eye of Kevin for eye of Newt? |
1.2256 |
0.04727 |
133 |
111 |
14 |
8 |
999 |
this potion will give me one million new followers |
1.2254 |
0.03921 |
142 |
113 |
26 |
3 |
1000 |
And just a pinch of narcissism |
1.2252 |
0.03779 |
151 |
120 |
28 |
3 |
1001 |
I don't need a long backstory. Just 'jump to recipe.' |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
1002 |
WIC TOK |
1.2250 |
0.04342 |
120 |
96 |
21 |
3 |
1003 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and who cares if it's out of focus?" |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1004 |
So that’s how you make soup of souls for the chicken. Like and subscribe! #witchtok |
1.2248 |
0.04153 |
129 |
103 |
23 |
3 |
1005 |
That thing on my nose just enhances my beauty! |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
1006 |
Alexi: What's a substitute for eye of newt? |
1.2246 |
0.04366 |
138 |
113 |
19 |
6 |
1007 |
Various substitutions for eye of newt !!! |
1.2246 |
0.03851 |
138 |
109 |
27 |
2 |
1008 |
Who doesn't love kitty videos that involve soup? |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1009 |
#WitchesGottaEat |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1010 |
‘Let’s caption it, “I bet you can’t make your Mac n cheese look this good!” ‘ |
1.2246 |
0.03851 |
138 |
109 |
27 |
2 |
1011 |
If they don't have 1M+ followers why even bother inviting them for dinner.... |
1.2246 |
0.03566 |
138 |
107 |
31 |
0 |
1012 |
#DunkinMunchkins |
1.2246 |
0.04116 |
138 |
111 |
23 |
4 |
1013 |
You can never know what's going to go viral. |
1.2246 |
0.04243 |
138 |
112 |
21 |
5 |
1014 |
Cooking something for my girlies! #cooking #witchcraft #blessed |
1.2245 |
0.04072 |
147 |
119 |
23 |
5 |
1015 |
What’s fair is foul and what’s foul is fair
This must go viral I do declare! |
1.2241 |
0.04077 |
116 |
91 |
24 |
1 |
1016 |
I can't wait to have you for dinner...it's been so long a time! |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
1017 |
POV: You turned your ex into a potion |
1.2240 |
0.04665 |
125 |
103 |
16 |
6 |
1018 |
Husband and I, first matching costumes |
1.2240 |
0.03913 |
125 |
98 |
26 |
1 |
1019 |
My best #WitchesBrewWednesday yet. |
1.2239 |
0.04190 |
134 |
108 |
22 |
4 |
1020 |
Witch app is that? |
1.2239 |
0.04322 |
134 |
109 |
20 |
5 |
1021 |
Oh, crushed dinosaur egg shells can be used as a salt substitute. |
1.2239 |
0.04054 |
134 |
107 |
24 |
3 |
1022 |
Your Amazon order for the tongue of a dog and a toe of a frog are on their way! |
1.2239 |
0.04574 |
134 |
111 |
16 |
7 |
1023 |
Siri, unless you start giving me useful information, I am tossing you in. |
1.2238 |
0.03897 |
143 |
114 |
26 |
3 |
1024 |
A lot of you have been asking about my skincare routine… |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1025 |
What?? No! That’s not what this potion is supposed to shrink! |
1.2238 |
0.04142 |
143 |
116 |
22 |
5 |
1026 |
Dammit! I was sure the recipe was somewhere in the NYTimes cooking app! |
1.2231 |
0.04467 |
121 |
98 |
19 |
4 |
1027 |
Take that Martha Stewart, it's a good thing. |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
1028 |
OMG, this will get so many 'yikes.' LMAO |
1.2231 |
0.04667 |
130 |
108 |
15 |
7 |
1029 |
Breaking news: each indictment raises his poll numbers. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
1030 |
…Hashtag, ‘food photography’ |
1.2231 |
0.03977 |
130 |
103 |
25 |
2 |
1031 |
COL (Cackle out loud) |
1.2230 |
0.04337 |
139 |
114 |
19 |
6 |
1032 |
Hold on, I’m checking Macbeth” |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
1033 |
Hee, hee, hee, here it is, gluten free spell binder! |
1.2230 |
0.03960 |
139 |
111 |
25 |
3 |
1034 |
Ah, all I needed was an Apple. |
1.2230 |
0.04090 |
139 |
112 |
23 |
4 |
1035 |
‘“ As far as I know, Hilda, it’s ’gluten free’.” |
1.2230 |
0.04215 |
139 |
113 |
21 |
5 |
1036 |
Did you get the black cat photo I sent you? |
1.2230 |
0.03826 |
139 |
110 |
27 |
2 |
1037 |
Stir gently until color is a lovely puce. Season to taste. Bon apetit! |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
1038 |
I will do a Spellcheck |
1.2230 |
0.04269 |
148 |
122 |
19 |
7 |
1039 |
Is that a trick question? |
1.2229 |
0.04001 |
157 |
128 |
23 |
6 |
1040 |
Top that Yolanda! |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1041 |
Skull emoji and post |
1.2222 |
0.04492 |
126 |
103 |
18 |
5 |
1042 |
I'm out of newt's eyes, do you have an extra one? |
1.2222 |
0.03887 |
135 |
107 |
26 |
2 |
1043 |
#Eye of Newt - Gluten Free |
1.2222 |
0.04560 |
117 |
95 |
18 |
4 |
1044 |
It figures. Elon liked it. |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1045 |
I'll take a selfie before I throw the phone in too |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1046 |
Two eyes of newt, and lastly one i of Phone. |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1047 |
This menu is a real pot-boiler. |
1.2222 |
0.04543 |
135 |
112 |
16 |
7 |
1048 |
Eye of newt-check
Toe of frog--check
Wool of bat-check
Tongue of dog-ahh I knew I missed something! |
1.2222 |
0.03916 |
162 |
132 |
24 |
6 |
1049 |
Siri- What can I substitute for eye of newt? |
1.2222 |
0.04027 |
135 |
108 |
24 |
3 |
1050 |
Brewish Pennicillin! Yes! |
1.2222 |
0.04873 |
117 |
97 |
14 |
6 |
1051 |
Sorry to bother, Hester, but can I borrow a few eyes of newt? I'm in mid-recipe and seem to be running a little short. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1052 |
You're breaking up...are you going through a tornado? |
1.2222 |
0.04116 |
144 |
117 |
22 |
5 |
1053 |
Add a cup of newt’s eyes and a dead man’s toe. Voila, you have witch girl dinner. |
1.2222 |
0.04116 |
144 |
117 |
22 |
5 |
1054 |
Great. DoorDash is coming with the eye of newt and the lizard's leg. |
1.2222 |
0.03996 |
144 |
116 |
24 |
4 |
1055 |
You need more olive oil |
1.2222 |
0.03887 |
135 |
107 |
26 |
2 |
1056 |
Eye of newt and pumkin' spice, witches!!! |
1.2222 |
0.04348 |
126 |
102 |
20 |
4 |
1057 |
Eye of newt and toe of frog, I now podcast on my blog. |
1.2222 |
0.04492 |
126 |
103 |
18 |
5 |
1058 |
And now the caption. |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
1059 |
No the former President is not here at the moment. Can I take a message? |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1060 |
New cruelty-free recipe with no puppy dogs' tails. |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
1061 |
Ran into my ex today |
1.2222 |
0.04233 |
144 |
118 |
20 |
6 |
1062 |
Now one making silly faces. |
1.2222 |
0.04396 |
117 |
94 |
20 |
3 |
1063 |
Thank you for viewing my WitchWok! |
1.2222 |
0.04492 |
126 |
103 |
18 |
5 |
1064 |
Good newts! |
1.2214 |
0.04188 |
140 |
114 |
21 |
5 |
1065 |
I’m following Stanley Tucci on Instagram. I’ve been considering buying his new cookware. But I’m still keeping the caldron. |
1.2214 |
0.04064 |
140 |
113 |
23 |
4 |
1066 |
….and that is how you make my fall Pumpkin Speyes broth |
1.2214 |
0.03802 |
140 |
111 |
27 |
2 |
1067 |
Ooh Esmerelda! You simply must put a picture of your bat & toddler stew on Instagram! |
1.2214 |
0.04506 |
131 |
108 |
17 |
6 |
1068 |
Double double toil and trouble
Give us World Peace
On the double! |
1.2214 |
0.04238 |
131 |
106 |
21 |
4 |
1069 |
Eye of newt, toe of frog. Got it, thank you Siri! |
1.2214 |
0.04374 |
131 |
107 |
19 |
5 |
1070 |
Yes Ma, I used FRESH basil. |
1.2213 |
0.04584 |
122 |
100 |
17 |
5 |
1071 |
Hey Siri, what are the vegan substitutes for eye of newt and toe of frog? |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1072 |
What?! Lizard leg AND howlet wing this recipe is crazy! |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1073 |
Step 3 - add child. |
1.2212 |
0.04486 |
113 |
91 |
19 |
3 |
1074 |
Damn! Until AI came along, my spells used to be unsurpassed. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1075 |
#how2feed100flyingmonkeys |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
1076 |
Instacart: Eyeballs. Count: 2 bottles. Delivery 12 AM. |
1.2207 |
0.04206 |
145 |
119 |
20 |
6 |
1077 |
Before I post, I always use spell check. |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1078 |
I'm so glad to see that you TikTokkers are enjoying my recipes! |
1.2207 |
0.03723 |
145 |
115 |
28 |
2 |
1079 |
Should I trust AI’s recipe and throw in an old shoe? |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1080 |
I thought so — Dr Google has a better formula! |
1.2206 |
0.03862 |
136 |
108 |
26 |
2 |
1081 |
... it works ...my Eras Tour tickets are confirmed |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
1082 |
Hey y’all, check out the recipe I found on iNewt.com. |
1.2205 |
0.04317 |
127 |
103 |
20 |
4 |
1083 |
When you two get here, we'll start the play. |
1.2205 |
0.04170 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1084 |
Oooh, AI says skip the eyes of newt! |
1.2205 |
0.04017 |
127 |
101 |
24 |
2 |
1085 |
My own cooking channel ! |
1.2205 |
0.04017 |
127 |
101 |
24 |
2 |
1086 |
Bewitch’n in the kitchen, yeah! |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1087 |
Fire burn and cauldron bubble,
With this spell my likes will double! |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1088 |
These generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise. |
1.2203 |
0.04835 |
118 |
98 |
14 |
6 |
1089 |
Hexed message......sent! |
1.2200 |
0.03999 |
150 |
122 |
23 |
5 |
1090 |
I hope she got my good side. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1091 |
Double, double troll and trouble;
haters burn and retweets bubble... |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1092 |
Winner winner, chicken dinner! |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1093 |
Squid eyes, pickled monkey brain, and yes, the iphone of a screenager collected on the full moon. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1094 |
I knew I was missing something, a rattle snake's tail! |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1095 |
Thanks, I’m having him for dinner tonight! |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1096 |
Seven 'eye of newts' with overnight delivery! |
1.2195 |
0.04402 |
123 |
100 |
19 |
4 |
1097 |
Your delivery of Newt's eye and Bat's wings are on their way and should be delivered in 30 minutes. |
1.2193 |
0.04787 |
114 |
94 |
15 |
5 |
1098 |
This Bubonic Bubbly is sure to go viral on #witchtok |
1.2193 |
0.04273 |
114 |
91 |
21 |
2 |
1099 |
When he asks what’s for dinner one too many times. |
1.2193 |
0.04622 |
114 |
93 |
17 |
4 |
1100 |
I know I sound like the pot calling the kettle black |
1.2192 |
0.04065 |
146 |
119 |
22 |
5 |
1101 |
Oh, right! I should've put the eye of newt in sooner. |
1.2192 |
0.03947 |
146 |
118 |
24 |
4 |
1102 |
Witch filter? |
1.2192 |
0.04180 |
146 |
120 |
20 |
6 |
1103 |
This ought to make Glinda jealous! |
1.2190 |
0.04107 |
137 |
111 |
22 |
4 |
1104 |
Can’t wait to see my rating on Rottenpotions.com |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1105 |
If you want more unholy abominations, don't forget to like and subscribe!" |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1106 |
This is the ideal recipe for those days when you feel like you could sleep for a good hundred years. |
1.2188 |
0.04827 |
128 |
108 |
12 |
8 |
1107 |
Follow me for more tips and tricks to make the best Pumpkin Spice Cauldrons #witchygoals #girldinner |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1108 |
Your order by Zoom will be delivered by broom. |
1.2188 |
0.04698 |
128 |
107 |
14 |
7 |
1109 |
That’s the last man, so now women will finally be represented in the caption contest |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
1110 |
Matilda, You've been chosen to receive a free upgrade to sorceress! All you have to do is attend a three hour alchemy seminar at one of several covens near you..." |
1.2185 |
0.04647 |
119 |
98 |
16 |
5 |
1111 |
Hey coven fam! Just substitute eyes of newt with capers and tongue of dog with roasted red peppers. Boil, boil, no toil and no trouble! Haha. Like and subscribe for more from me, the Vegan Witch. |
1.2183 |
0.04370 |
142 |
118 |
17 |
7 |
1112 |
Great! Amazon Fresh now carries eye of newt! |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1113 |
Wassup witches! Glow up your holidays with my witchyssoise, best served cold as ... well, you know. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1114 |
Okay, I just need one more kidlet. |
1.2182 |
0.04545 |
110 |
89 |
18 |
3 |
1115 |
Social media is way more effective than spells ever were." |
1.2182 |
0.04898 |
110 |
91 |
14 |
5 |
1116 |
People online just cannot spell! |
1.2182 |
0.03755 |
165 |
134 |
26 |
5 |
1117 |
Too bad he'll never see this picture. |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1118 |
Hey everybody! Making a special treat for my stepdaughter! #snowwhite #appleaday |
1.2180 |
0.03749 |
133 |
105 |
27 |
1 |
1119 |
Yes, deary, the camera eats first. |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1120 |
Alexa! Make that eye-of-newt express delivery! |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
133 |
109 |
19 |
5 |
1121 |
Posting to my Appracadra… |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
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1122 |
#madewithsomeorganicingredients |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
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1,114 likes want my recipe and 26 want my costume! |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
133 |
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I'll bet not one person will share this spell.... |
1.2180 |
0.04180 |
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Let' s see, now I do spell-check... |
1.2180 |
0.04042 |
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1126 |
GOOP wants my formula! |
1.2180 |
0.04314 |
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1127 |
He said he’s a warlock and I just knew…! |
1.2180 |
0.03898 |
133 |
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2 |
1128 |
Pin this, witches! |
1.2177 |
0.04799 |
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104 |
13 |
7 |
1129 |
And then he'll name it 'X'. |
1.2177 |
0.04058 |
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1130 |
Yes Glinda, it's all GMO free. |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
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101 |
19 |
4 |
1131 |
Mhmm nothing like the smell of children in the morning |
1.2177 |
0.04799 |
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7 |
1132 |
I'll show those witches gluten free |
1.2177 |
0.04217 |
124 |
100 |
21 |
3 |
1133 |
Yes, it's a new recipe. It's vegan. |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
1134 |
So you want to know where Toto is, My Pretty? |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1135 |
Home brew. |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
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1136 |
I bet Martha Stewart will want this recipe.! |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
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1137 |
They chose my caption! |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1138 |
Out of eye of newt? No problem! Just use boba pearls. |
1.2174 |
0.04416 |
115 |
93 |
19 |
3 |
1139 |
Eye of newt,tongue of dog, add more followers to my vlog… |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1140 |
Oh! “Newt” as in the lizard! |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
138 |
114 |
18 |
6 |
1141 |
He keeps calling THAT a witch hunt? |
1.2174 |
0.04208 |
138 |
113 |
20 |
5 |
1142 |
Thank goodness for Google Recipes! |
1.2174 |
0.04585 |
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4 |
1143 |
So, like, I know I'm supposed to boil an eye of newt or whatever, but I'm making an awesome vegan chili instead. |
1.2174 |
0.04332 |
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114 |
18 |
6 |
1144 |
Hmmm. No wonder I haven't seen Newt on the news lately. |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
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5 |
1145 |
And don't forget to like, comment, hail Satan, and subscribe! |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
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20 |
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1146 |
Weeeell, my sweet. I just charmed my way past your ads, and went directly to the recipe! |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
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1147 |
Time for a spellfie ! |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
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4 |
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For an authentic Witches' Brew, I like to simmer the wolf fang for at least 5 minutes before adding the rat tails. For more recipes like this please press the subscribe button. |
1.2171 |
0.04112 |
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1149 |
One scruple of toil and two of trouble... |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
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1150 |
#fairestofthemall |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
105 |
20 |
4 |
1151 |
now this new induction stove truly is magic |
1.2168 |
0.04109 |
143 |
117 |
21 |
5 |
1152 |
showing my ex all these bones yet his could never satisfy me. |
1.2168 |
0.04454 |
143 |
120 |
15 |
8 |
1153 |
Feel free to swap out eye of newt for cube of tofu. |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
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4 |
1154 |
Yes, it's vegan! |
1.2167 |
0.04611 |
120 |
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16 |
5 |
1155 |
Eye of newt and toe of frog
Post this witch pic on their blog |
1.2167 |
0.03958 |
120 |
95 |
24 |
1 |
1156 |
Yes! Electric brooms are on sale again! |
1.2167 |
0.04457 |
120 |
98 |
18 |
4 |
1157 |
This recipe’s killer. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1158 |
I thought the Paris filter would add bedbugs? |
1.2166 |
0.04073 |
157 |
130 |
20 |
7 |
1159 |
What is the easiest spell to jam the network? |
1.2164 |
0.03872 |
134 |
107 |
25 |
2 |
1160 |
Ah, so that's where I can get some lizard's leg! |
1.2164 |
0.03872 |
134 |
107 |
25 |
2 |
1161 |
You just hit 10,000 followers on Great Concoctions for Awful Cooks! Way to go, Wanda. You're killing it! |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
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1162 |
Oh' I won! I won! My recipe is viral! |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
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4 |
1163 |
I added tofu to enhance the toe of frog flavor. |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
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1164 |
#CookingwithKids #GirlDinner #Cursed |
1.2164 |
0.04414 |
134 |
111 |
17 |
6 |
1165 |
Hey girlies, just made Alison Roman's Spiced Chickpea Stew With Children and Tumeric!!! |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
1166 |
Fall Stu, mmm! |
1.2164 |
0.04152 |
134 |
109 |
21 |
4 |
1167 |
When the Eye of Newt is expired, a lump of Trump does the trick! |
1.2164 |
0.03934 |
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142 |
21 |
8 |
1168 |
I thought you said Fig Newton. |
1.2162 |
0.04686 |
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1169 |
Best of all, it’s certified Non-GMO! |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
1170 |
Hocus-pocus. I'm in focus. |
1.2160 |
0.03866 |
125 |
99 |
25 |
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1171 |
This shot is wicked! |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
1172 |
Don't worry fanbase, we're actually going out for dinner. |
1.2160 |
0.04030 |
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100 |
23 |
2 |
1173 |
Spellcheck this! |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1174 |
Where is that darn "Jump to recipe" button? |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
1175 |
Seriously, substitute mustard seed for eye of newt! |
1.2160 |
0.04030 |
125 |
100 |
23 |
2 |
1176 |
Spectrum raised my wi-fi bill again, but they call ME evil. |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
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24 |
3 |
1177 |
A.I. Make this look wicked good. |
1.2158 |
0.03923 |
139 |
112 |
24 |
3 |
1178 |
Finally...an app for toil and trouble. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
1179 |
Wow! It worked! I'm going to be a contestant on Jeopardy! |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1180 |
Aaah, reduce heat and add eyeballs. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1181 |
Eye of Tweet |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
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4 |
1182 |
The witches gonna love this |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
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113 |
22 |
4 |
1183 |
Blow it outa my ass! |
1.2155 |
0.05020 |
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1184 |
Ahhhh! The final ingredient!
Pumpkin spice!!! |
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1185 |
Remember to double the toil if you don't want too much trouble. |
1.2154 |
0.03781 |
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1186 |
‘Hitting send to Goulmet magazine recipes!’ |
1.2154 |
0.04084 |
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1187 |
If it's not on Instagram, it never brewed! |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
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1188 |
Awww… KITTIES!! 🐈⬛ |
1.2154 |
0.04758 |
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8 |
1189 |
Double, double toil and trouble; post photo and likes bubble! |
1.2153 |
0.03838 |
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1190 |
It’s vegan, gluten-free, and only takes 15 minutes! |
1.2153 |
0.03838 |
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3 |
1191 |
The best part of having a fresh date is having him again. |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
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1192 |
Connection is bad, darling - but try adding more frogs. And let simmer for 1 hour. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
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1193 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Then post to Instagram. |
1.2149 |
0.04265 |
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3 |
1194 |
Does it look vegan to you?! |
1.2148 |
0.04256 |
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5 |
1195 |
This will kill on Ghoulgle+.” |
1.2148 |
0.03700 |
135 |
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1 |
1196 |
Now add you newt |
1.2148 |
0.03700 |
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1197 |
I love my new spellchecker. |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
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3 |
1198 |
Finally! A bone broth hack that actually works! |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
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3 |
1199 |
Look what I've made for lunch! |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1200 |
Hey fam, for this part I like to use toad eyeballs, but for you vegans cardamom shells work just fine |
1.2148 |
0.04124 |
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21 |
4 |
1201 |
#MorningBrew #NoFilters #FrogFriday |
1.2148 |
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1202 |
Yes. Yes! YES! Come on over newt! I need you to eyeball a new dish I'm making! |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
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5 |
1203 |
Grub Hub's here with my essence of Newt! |
1.2148 |
0.04319 |
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16 |
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1204 |
Like and subscribe to my BrewTube channel for more recipes |
1.2143 |
0.03839 |
126 |
100 |
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1 |
1205 |
Now let me see that broomstick. |
1.2143 |
0.04028 |
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22 |
4 |
1206 |
It’s my vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, non-GMO witches brew, new-age stew. |
1.2143 |
0.04592 |
126 |
105 |
15 |
6 |
1207 |
My secret? Eyes of newt...Gingrich! |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
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104 |
17 |
5 |
1208 |
mom I did it |
1.2143 |
0.04028 |
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1209 |
#one-cauldron-meals Why tofu is the perfect eye-of-newt substitute for my vegan witches. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
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21 |
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1210 |
What’s up witches? I’m about to livestream a love potion. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
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3 |
1211 |
TikTok toil and trouble... |
1.2138 |
0.03686 |
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1212 |
Now it's so easy to verify that they really are eyes of newts. |
1.2138 |
0.04287 |
145 |
121 |
17 |
7 |
1213 |
I remember the dark ages before spell check. |
1.2138 |
0.04057 |
145 |
119 |
21 |
5 |
1214 |
Witch’s Broom, Solar Powered, FAA Approved for 20,000 Feet. I’ll pay on delivery. |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
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22 |
3 |
1215 |
Looks as good as it spells! |
1.2137 |
0.04336 |
131 |
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18 |
5 |
1216 |
'New brew, old friends. Delish!' |
1.2137 |
0.03908 |
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21 |
3 |
1217 |
They’ll love this on Witch-Ogram |
1.2137 |
0.03595 |
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103 |
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0 |
1218 |
OMG u guys, this vegan goat’s eye brew turned out amazing! |
1.2137 |
0.04514 |
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17 |
4 |
1219 |
Hey girls I'm just brewing up some matcha tea! |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1220 |
…and that’s my savory Toto Stroganoff recipe! |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1221 |
Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart! |
1.2136 |
0.04709 |
103 |
84 |
16 |
3 |
1222 |
Betty Crocker,eat your heart out. |
1.2132 |
0.03962 |
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110 |
23 |
3 |
1223 |
Alright YouTube followers, I added the eye of Newt Gingrich to make this especially wicked concoction. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1224 |
Double, double, text and trouble. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
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100 |
18 |
4 |
1225 |
Hit "subscribe" for more evil recipe potions! |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
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3 |
1226 |
Great! Amazon Prime has same day delivery for newts! |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
99 |
20 |
3 |
1227 |
‘Fun recipe ideas for Halloween!!! (Not click bait)’ And…post. |
1.2131 |
0.04542 |
122 |
101 |
16 |
5 |
1228 |
The perfect potion for my Hexagram post! |
1.2131 |
0.03901 |
122 |
97 |
24 |
1 |
1229 |
As you can see, the noxious fumes are telling us the poison brew is done! |
1.2131 |
0.04234 |
122 |
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20 |
3 |
1230 |
I got Likes from Joe Biden AND Donald Trump. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
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100 |
18 |
4 |
1231 |
The coven in Salem needs to see the potion that's sure to win this year's spelling contest. |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
1232 |
Interests include home-brewing, moonlit dinners and hanging with my coven. No exes, just hexes |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
1233 |
When I'm finished with my potion, you'll all swipe right! |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1234 |
#NotYourAverageWitch#LivinThatWitchLife#BadWitch
#NotLikeOtherWitches#Not4LilGhouls#GurlDinner
#GhoulDinner#NotLikeOtherGhouls
/posted on penstagram/ |
1.2130 |
0.04931 |
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1235 |
Hee-hee, something wicked this way comes! ...eye of newt will be delivered tomorrow! |
1.2130 |
0.04171 |
108 |
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1 |
1236 |
#ForAVerySpecialSomeone. |
1.2130 |
0.03958 |
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0 |
1237 |
Now I’ll add an eye of Newt Gingrich. |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
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20 |
5 |
1238 |
: #double #toil #trouble lolz |
1.2128 |
0.04127 |
141 |
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5 |
1239 |
Hey guys, soooo a lot of people have been asking me about my cauldron routines… |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
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22 |
4 |
1240 |
Thanks Siri, I had no idea where to buy an eye of newt in this city” |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
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4 |
1241 |
Of course Siri, L.O.L., lizard, ocelot and leeches. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1242 |
Like and subscribe to my channel if you ever want to see your little dog again. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
1243 |
Yes! Instacart has eye of newt. |
1.2124 |
0.05099 |
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7 |
1244 |
just like the GOP: Up in smoke |
1.2124 |
0.04436 |
113 |
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3 |
1245 |
I'm gonna send this photo on WartsApp. |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
1246 |
The coven has never seen a 'girl dinner' like this. |
1.2121 |
0.03730 |
132 |
105 |
26 |
1 |
1247 |
Hashtag "Out of the Kettle" |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
1248 |
Nobody has eye of newt. |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
1249 |
It's a shoo-in for the next episode of Hell's Kitchen. |
1.2121 |
0.04567 |
132 |
111 |
14 |
7 |
1250 |
It’s soup season, dearies. |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1251 |
Only 10 weeks until Christmas! |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
1252 |
Hastag justwitchythings. |
1.2119 |
0.03943 |
151 |
124 |
22 |
5 |
1253 |
Of course it's not working. The recipe calls for FRESH eye of newt. |
1.2119 |
0.03965 |
118 |
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23 |
1 |
1254 |
Mum, look! I made it extra putrid, just like you taught me. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
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21 |
2 |
1255 |
Abracadabra Instagramma! |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1256 |
Aha! It’s BROIL BROIL toil and trouble. |
1.2119 |
0.04638 |
118 |
98 |
15 |
5 |
1257 |
Perfect shot. And my caption will be… ‘Just brew it! |
1.2119 |
0.04480 |
118 |
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17 |
4 |
1258 |
Thank you for calling 1-800 Troll Free. For potions press 1, elixirs press 2, spells press 3. |
1.2117 |
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113 |
19 |
5 |
1259 |
When shall we three FaceTime again? |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1260 |
eyes poached in bone broth, what are you making? |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1261 |
Finally we expand beyond Salem my sweet, into the universe |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1262 |
This looks so much tastier than last year's child! |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1263 |
That's a fantastic sale on carrion! |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1264 |
Well my pretty followers, let's count down and see if this potion really works! |
1.2114 |
0.03696 |
123 |
97 |
26 |
0 |
1265 |
Talk about black magic! |
1.2114 |
0.04041 |
123 |
99 |
22 |
2 |
1266 |
What a lovely surprise to know I've changed your mind about a witched pot never boiling |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
1267 |
Darn! My eyes of newt were closed. |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
1268 |
Where’s the “jump to brew recipe” button? |
1.2114 |
0.04203 |
123 |
100 |
20 |
3 |
1269 |
BrewPorn |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
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4 |
1270 |
Filters? Wtf is this witchcraft? |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
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6 |
1271 |
More Potion Porn Y’all! |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
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16 |
5 |
1272 |
Available as hot and cold brew. |
1.2113 |
0.03977 |
142 |
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4 |
1273 |
Don't know what I'd do without spellcheck |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
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17 |
3 |
1274 |
It’s Pumpkin Spice Poison Season Witches, here’s my top tips on how to create that perfect Fall Fatality Brew! |
1.2110 |
0.04890 |
109 |
91 |
13 |
5 |
1275 |
And then I replied, my trick will be to make you into a treat |
1.2109 |
0.04246 |
128 |
105 |
19 |
4 |
1276 |
Finding eye of newt and tongue of dog is SO much easier online! |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1277 |
Let me see your cauldron |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1278 |
OMG. I just got a "Like" for my hat. |
1.2109 |
0.04098 |
128 |
104 |
21 |
3 |
1279 |
Add more liquor! |
1.2109 |
0.03945 |
128 |
103 |
23 |
2 |
1280 |
Now to write 12,000 words before sharing the recipe. |
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I found the recipe on ToilandTrouble.com! |
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Ah, I am the fairest of all. |
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0.03889 |
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We'll be back to 'Cooking in Cauldrons' right after these words. |
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No , it's not vegan! |
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Tomorrow we go vegan |
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No, not much going on here, just making some chili. |
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Covet that, you coven witches!! |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
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Eye of newt, stirring spiral, make this Instagram go viral! |
1.2105 |
0.04535 |
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Press 1 to join the Virtual Coven, 2 to unmute. |
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I threw in some potatoes, since they go with everything. |
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0.04401 |
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So mom what do I do when it starts boiling? |
1.2105 |
0.04574 |
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And that's how you set up your personal hotspot... |
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One million unfollows! |
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0.03910 |
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My recipe got 53 likes! |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
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And then I found out what ghosting means these days LOL |
1.2101 |
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Just a quiet night in with a very hot date... |
1.2101 |
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For the yikes. |
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Straight to my BooTube channel! |
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0.04445 |
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If this doesn't make those old hags shut their beaks at least it surely will give them one! |
1.2101 |
0.04445 |
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More passion, more witchery, more spellwork. |
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crone dinner |
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Double, double toil and . . . TikTok? |
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Modern witch problems: When your potion recipe is on Pinterest! |
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Yes, eye of newt will be here in 2 hours. |
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Soup's on! C'mon over! |
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0.04172 |
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1306 |
OG WXS BRU |
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I turned my boyfriend into a frog, but then I changed my mind and clicked undo. |
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This is going straight to Hextagram! |
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Mum, is it cooked? |
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0.04172 |
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1310 |
Surrender, Elon! |
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0.04628 |
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Hey Siri, what's eye of newt? No, newt. N-E-W-T. |
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1312 |
Bringing live toads? Outstanding! |
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1313 |
Witchin', witchin', toil in kitchen. |
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I'm conjuring a wicked potion for Brew Tube! |
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0.03918 |
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1315 |
Yes! organic only please .... |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
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Your frog's yes are in |
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0.04357 |
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…and then boil for ten minutes or until the meat falls off the Munchkin bone. |
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‘Felt witchy, might delete later 💁🏻♀️’ |
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A dozen eyes of newt, and oh, six rolls of toilet paper |
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1320 |
Witchy Woman came up on Spotify! |
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0.03681 |
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1321 |
Hocus Pocus Focus! |
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0.04113 |
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1322 |
At least I cook, who is the witch now? |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
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1323 |
Hocus Pocus .. is this photo in focus ? |
1.2090 |
0.04247 |
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5 |
1324 |
Posting a selfie on Witchbook. |
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1325 |
Let's see...tongue of frog from DoorDash...and we're done. |
1.2087 |
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5 |
1326 |
Evidently there's no need to get an iPhone in order to sync up with my cauldron of magic. |
1.2087 |
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16 |
4 |
1327 |
I should've guessed. A thimble of witch hazel. |
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1328 |
I hope to exceed 1 million followers before Halloween ! |
1.2086 |
0.03748 |
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If any of my followers make this recipe, please post photos of the children and other ingredients you used in the comments. |
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1330 |
The kids are here for supper! |
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0.04268 |
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1331 |
Gotta love this spell check! |
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1332 |
Fabulous picture! I'll take another after adding the eyeballs! |
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1333 |
#toilandtrouble #cauldronbubble #witchplease |
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1334 |
Siri, is one eye of newt allowed on the keto diet? |
1.2083 |
0.04048 |
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5 |
1335 |
Today I'm using leftover eye-of-newt in a tasty bouillabaisse! |
1.2083 |
0.03906 |
120 |
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1 |
1336 |
This brew should not be reproduced without the consent of the Republican Party. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
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4 |
1337 |
"Finally, they got Facetime to work in the crypt!" |
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1338 |
Follow me for more magic potion ideas. #witchesbewitchin |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
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4 |
1339 |
And for my vegetarian friends out there, you can sub peeled grapes for the eyeballs. |
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0.03723 |
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0 |
1340 |
Cauldon boil and bubble . A million “ likes” . On the double! |
1.2083 |
0.04250 |
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1341 |
You’d like to sell out the largest concert venues in the country, and date a popular football player!? |
1.2083 |
0.03801 |
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1342 |
And it’s Keto too! |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
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1343 |
Oh.... I''d love to go with, but my broom's in the shop. |
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1344 |
...and if Gordon Ramsay doesn't like it, he can sit on the tip of my broomstick. |
1.2080 |
0.03983 |
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2 |
1345 |
Curses, Amazon is out of eye of newt! |
1.2080 |
0.04443 |
125 |
104 |
16 |
5 |
1346 |
This turned out SO bad - way beyond my wildest incantations!” |
1.2080 |
0.03818 |
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1 |
1347 |
It's so easy to find a new recipe at cauldron.com |
1.2080 |
0.04142 |
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3 |
1348 |
Don’t forget spell check, and always be witching. |
1.2077 |
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2 |
1349 |
The mirror was right. |
1.2077 |
0.04042 |
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3 |
1350 |
Double, double, so Instagramm-able! |
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0.04327 |
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108 |
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5 |
1351 |
One pot dinner for my enemies. |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
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108 |
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5 |
1352 |
And THAT's how you sing 'Witchy Woman'! |
1.2077 |
0.04327 |
130 |
108 |
17 |
5 |
1353 |
Hexting is a real game -changer. Can finally retire my broom and work remotely. |
1.2077 |
0.03891 |
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2 |
1354 |
My great-grandmother taught me how to cook as a young witch, and that's why she's in every dish I make. Comment below with YOUR favorite relative to use for seasoning! |
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1355 |
Hansel and Gretel, you're so photogenic!" |
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4 |
1356 |
Great — the Dark Lord will be home for dinner! |
1.2074 |
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4 |
1357 |
My Love Potion went viral 10000 views |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
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4 |
1358 |
One sec - I have someone on cauldron waiting. |
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0.03864 |
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1359 |
My cooking blog is blowing up! |
1.2072 |
0.04809 |
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5 |
1360 |
You better work, witch. |
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0.04455 |
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3 |
1361 |
Mmmmmmm……. The recipe says to add matzo balls. |
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7 |
1362 |
I'd never eat any of it, but Boy, does it look good! |
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0.03584 |
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1363 |
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR America's Worst Chefs! |
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0.03860 |
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1364 |
Here’s looking at you kid. |
1.2071 |
0.04241 |
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6 |
1365 |
(For last week’s contest! I live on the west coast and missed the deadline):
“I didn’t install it. The child-free couple upstairs dropped it down through that hole in the ceiling.” |
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0.04683 |
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11 |
1366 |
I can't believe hos much easier it is making this by ordering all of the ingredients from Amazon! |
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5 |
1367 |
Pour in a little oil, bring to a boil and this vegan brew will be like no one you've tasted before and asking for more. |
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3 |
1368 |
Oh, the girls are gonna love this one. |
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1 |
1369 |
Double? Double?!? We can't make ends meet as it is! |
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6 |
1370 |
Now just need 1,000,000 likes to reverse the magacurse |
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1 |
1371 |
I’m memeing! Meeemeing! |
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0.03934 |
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1372 |
This Munchkin Soup recipe will go viral on my channel! |
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We don’t sell a single eye of newt. They come in packs of one or two dozen. |
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1374 |
Finally! A camera that captures the full extent of my depravity. |
1.2066 |
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1375 |
Darnit, I was supposed to use AB+ blood in this recipe. |
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0.04052 |
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2 |
1376 |
Scored Taylor Swift tickets!! |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
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4 |
1377 |
oh that's what was missing from the recipe! |
1.2066 |
0.03696 |
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0 |
1378 |
i-of-the-Newt! |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
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3 |
1379 |
Insta, TikTok,
Reels and WhatsApp.
Facebook Twitch and Flickr Snap! |
1.2066 |
0.04827 |
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7 |
1380 |
Ugh, Siri let me check that recipe again, was it one eye of newt? |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
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4 |
1381 |
Now to upload to Lifestyles of the Witch and Infamous. |
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1382 |
#bublebubletoilandtrouble |
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Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe, my pretties! |
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1384 |
Of course, I forgot the corn syrup. |
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1385 |
You can get eye of newt at Amazon. |
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3 |
1386 |
I told you my crock pot overflowed and you didn't believe it! |
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0.03955 |
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2 |
1387 |
Look at the improvement when you double the eye of newt. |
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0.04264 |
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4 |
1388 |
And now for the last ingredient—toupee of Donald! |
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0.04552 |
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6 |
1389 |
Ok, you two: Let's do a virtual prophesy for Macbeth. |
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0.03955 |
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2 |
1390 |
Finally! The fish store just got fresh Eye of Newt! |
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1391 |
Witchcraft used to be all about the potions, now it's promotion. |
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1392 |
This is sure to wow them on WicTok! |
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0.03620 |
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1393 |
#Double, double, toil and trouble; be my profile pic on Bumble" |
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0.04410 |
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5 |
1394 |
Listen up, Witches! This gluten-free Vegetarian Brew is my best ever! |
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0.04296 |
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5 |
1395 |
Paula Dean says to add “lots of butter!” |
1.2061 |
0.04014 |
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1396 |
Ha! NOW tell me the election wasn't stolen. |
1.2057 |
0.04213 |
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1397 |
Internet really does have everything! |
1.2057 |
0.03701 |
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2 |
1398 |
It worked! Melania is free - free at last! |
1.2056 |
0.04739 |
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14 |
4 |
1399 |
Hi, it's me, Martha Stewart, dressed up for the Halloween show. |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
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13 |
5 |
1400 |
Let's see Angela's Instagram feed beat this! |
1.2054 |
0.04597 |
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4 |
1401 |
Top Chef Salem here I come. . . |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
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3 |
1402 |
Aha! An app for toil and trouble. |
1.2054 |
0.04769 |
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5 |
1403 |
Share the magic. |
1.2054 |
0.04233 |
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2 |
1404 |
I do it for the pentagram. |
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4 |
1405 |
Hey girl hey soups ready! |
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1406 |
This potion is gonna slay on my Witchy page! |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
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2 |
1407 |
Bubble, trouble, toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble, hold on, I've got to take this call. |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
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99 |
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6 |
1408 |
Wow, the post of my latest potion already has 20 hexes! |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
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95 |
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2 |
1409 |
Smile for a selfie. |
1.2051 |
0.04298 |
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3 |
1410 |
omg Melissa no, I meant “pot” like as in cauldron! |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
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4 |
1411 |
Hi, I’m at Witches Brew USA today… like and subscribe. |
1.2049 |
0.04022 |
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1412 |
Siri, send this photo to BeNaughty. |
1.2049 |
0.04187 |
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3 |
1413 |
By the clicking of my thumbs, something wickedly delicious this way comes. |
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1414 |
Oh, I'm so cute. |
1.2049 |
0.04499 |
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5 |
1415 |
Eye of newt? OMG LMFAO |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
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4 |
1416 |
#berudegetmadeintostew |
1.2049 |
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5 |
1417 |
Siri, what's a substitute for eye of newt? |
1.2047 |
0.04378 |
127 |
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16 |
5 |
1418 |
I know how you always love to see your grandchildren! |
1.2047 |
0.03927 |
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2 |
1419 |
Best. Batch. Ever. |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
127 |
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4 |
1420 |
You should see me without makeup |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
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1421 |
What do you mean, too much screen time? |
1.2047 |
0.04233 |
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1422 |
Oh no, I look gorgeous - I hate that filter! |
1.2045 |
0.04267 |
132 |
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5 |
1423 |
You’d never know this fake eye of newt is vegan. |
1.2045 |
0.04129 |
132 |
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19 |
4 |
1424 |
Google. Cam I substitute eye of human for eye of newt? |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
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3 |
1425 |
You've got 100,000 hits with "Eye of newt and toe of frog!" |
1.2045 |
0.03685 |
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1426 |
Why do these cursed on-line recipes have to be so long winded? |
1.2045 |
0.03838 |
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1427 |
This spell calls for traitors to Democracy. Let me post this on the RNC website... |
1.2044 |
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1428 |
I-of newt Phone! |
1.2044 |
0.03896 |
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3 |
1429 |
Food for the souls... ??? |
1.2039 |
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1430 |
iPhone, iPhone in my hands, who is the fairest in all the lands? |
1.2039 |
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3 |
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Wow, Dark Mode is really powerful. |
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1432 |
60,000 Broom Points and access to the Warlock's Executive Lounge! |
1.2037 |
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2 |
1433 |
#boilboiltoiltrouble |
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Truly a wicked brew, the recipe kills. #oeoeoo #glindasucks |
1.2035 |
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5 |
1435 |
And that wraps up Vegan Stew week! |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
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1436 |
Witch-A-Gram |
1.2035 |
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1437 |
Here's what I found on the web for 'stitches crew'. |
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Okay girlies, next you'll let the human bones stew for about four hours. |
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Only 5000 more followers til I can open my own brew pub. |
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'"Was the eye of newt before or after the bat's wing?" |
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0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1441 |
#pumpkinspicewitchesbrew |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
1442 |
Boast, post, boil, and host -
May my Halloween date not ghost. |
1.2034 |
0.04898 |
118 |
101 |
10 |
7 |
1443 |
It gives off laughing gas. |
1.2034 |
0.04593 |
118 |
99 |
14 |
5 |
1444 |
Could you pick up some eye of newt on your way over? |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1445 |
I'm so glad you ghosted me! |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
1446 |
nan |
1.2034 |
0.04748 |
118 |
100 |
12 |
6 |
1447 |
Just a reminder too you guys it's Wingardium RisOtto, not RisottO! |
1.2034 |
0.04265 |
118 |
97 |
18 |
3 |
1448 |
Get ready with me…Salem style |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1449 |
So that’s a Black Lady! |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1450 |
AI......create for me a good potion |
1.2033 |
0.03992 |
123 |
100 |
21 |
2 |
1451 |
Light me up? I will light you up!! A Trumpian Witch Hunt? |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1452 |
How do you like my new philtre? |
1.2033 |
0.03643 |
123 |
98 |
25 |
0 |
1453 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Influencer burn and caldron bubble. |
1.2033 |
0.03822 |
123 |
99 |
23 |
1 |
1454 |
Hooray! Amazon has eye of newt. |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1455 |
I'll get you my pretty.....
and your little dog too! |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1456 |
“”It wastes eye of Newt, but the number of likes is worth it |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1457 |
Ingredient update—eye of Kevin just became available! |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1458 |
DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE ,
RUDY BURN AND DONALD BUBBLE |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1459 |
Eye of Newt has gotten way too expensive. Can I substitute Eye of Tucker or Eye of Marjorie Taylor Greene instead? |
1.2031 |
0.04621 |
128 |
109 |
12 |
7 |
1460 |
Dinner´s ready babe |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1461 |
#gurldinner #hocuspocus #fallvibezz #boiltoilandtrouble #livelaughlovespells #devoured #isitcake #copordrop #factorcap #wouldyoueat #fyp #viral #notlikeothergouls |
1.2031 |
0.04621 |
128 |
109 |
12 |
7 |
1462 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Post a picture of this bubble |
1.2031 |
0.03899 |
128 |
104 |
22 |
2 |
1463 |
You gotta get the insta pot potion extra hot for the gram. |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1464 |
How scary would it be if I didn't post this? |
1.2030 |
0.03813 |
133 |
108 |
23 |
2 |
1465 |
Typical 'New York Times' recipe--where am I going to find only near-sighted eye of newt? |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1466 |
Siri, turn on spell check please. |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1467 |
In this recipe, you're going to want two toils and three troubles. |
1.2030 |
0.03959 |
133 |
109 |
21 |
3 |
1468 |
Hi Gretchen, was it one newt or two for the witches brew? |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1469 |
'Double double toil and trouble, Fire burn and cauldron .......couple'-wow, Chat GPT really works' |
1.2030 |
0.03959 |
133 |
109 |
21 |
3 |
1470 |
Girls! The drinks are ready for brunch! |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1471 |
If this doesn't get a like from Hilda, I'm going to eat whatever this is. |
1.2029 |
0.03587 |
138 |
111 |
26 |
1 |
1472 |
Ok, so where do I find "Eye of Newt"? |
1.2029 |
0.03731 |
138 |
112 |
24 |
2 |
1473 |
I hope this feeds the trolls! |
1.2029 |
0.04005 |
138 |
114 |
20 |
4 |
1474 |
Bone appétit! |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
1475 |
Wow the auto-focus-hocus-pocus feature on this is so much better than my last iPhone. |
1.2019 |
0.03955 |
104 |
83 |
21 |
0 |
1476 |
Feeling spooky. May delete later. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1477 |
You can't even tell I used store-bought newt! |
1.2018 |
0.04474 |
109 |
90 |
16 |
3 |
1478 |
There you go, subscribers! Wiccan child-rice stew for an easy one-pot dinner! Enjoy! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1479 |
Potion influencer |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
1480 |
Alexa, put eye of newt and toe of frog in my shopping cart. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1481 |
I don't have time to update my operating system. |
1.2018 |
0.03976 |
114 |
92 |
21 |
1 |
1482 |
Hey Siri what is soup of the day? |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
1483 |
Yeah, she's a real witch, but damn, she looks good for a hundred and twelve! |
1.2017 |
0.04233 |
119 |
98 |
18 |
3 |
1484 |
#foodie |
1.2017 |
0.03882 |
119 |
96 |
22 |
1 |
1485 |
this is so me hahaha |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
1486 |
You’ve won a trip to Hell. |
1.2017 |
0.03882 |
119 |
96 |
22 |
1 |
1487 |
Dorothy and my sister are right on top of each other according to Find My Friends |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1488 |
Fine! You won’t let me return my online potion! Have a got something for you! |
1.2017 |
0.04398 |
119 |
99 |
16 |
4 |
1489 |
The toil-and-trouble recipe originated in Macbeth. |
1.2016 |
0.03794 |
124 |
100 |
23 |
1 |
1490 |
How nice! My battery is almost dead. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1491 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Purchase Twitter, now X is rubble. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1492 |
#doubleDouble #toil #trouble |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1493 |
How to make witches' brew? |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1494 |
Aha! Now for the real magic! Filters!! |
1.2016 |
0.03794 |
124 |
100 |
23 |
1 |
1495 |
Lizard tongues? Where am I going to get those at this hour? |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1496 |
Can I borrow some sugar?'! LOL |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1497 |
DOROTHY, come and see how Toto’s stewing. |
1.2016 |
0.04578 |
124 |
105 |
13 |
6 |
1498 |
Be sure to like and share this video of my slimming bone broth for a chance to win a bottle of eyes. They are a bewitchingly visual garnish to this dish. |
1.2016 |
0.04126 |
124 |
102 |
19 |
3 |
1499 |
Soup’s on! |
1.2016 |
0.03713 |
129 |
104 |
24 |
1 |
1500 |
Wait til the gals in the coven see my new healthful version! No trans fats, no high fructose corn syrup! |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1501 |
Hey Siri - find Instant Pots |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1502 |
If you liked this video “20 fast dishes to make with eye of newt” please hit the like button and subscribe. |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1503 |
I don't need your life story. I just want the child-soup recipe! |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1504 |
Minerva was shocked to find viral success posting images of her craft on Instahex. |
1.2015 |
0.03636 |
134 |
108 |
25 |
1 |
1505 |
Doin' it for the Pentagram |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
1506 |
Mom, I am no longer a vegan! |
1.2000 |
0.04149 |
105 |
85 |
19 |
1 |
1507 |
#witchlife #potionporn #nofilter |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
115 |
94 |
19 |
2 |
1508 |
Covenfluencer |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1509 |
I forgot to add cat tongue. Let me see if I can order some online. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1510 |
Remember to spell check ! |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
1511 |
Witch talk. Black pot. Follow me on Tik Tok. Heee he he he! |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1512 |
I googled this recipe for Witches Stew. I sure hope it is worth the toil and trouble. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1513 |
I can't tonight, dearie. I've got the curse. |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1514 |
And there you have it; no more fleas! |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1515 |
And you won’t believe how good he tastes! |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1516 |
There's an APP for this? |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
1517 |
#doubledoubletoilandchill. |
1.2000 |
0.04106 |
145 |
122 |
17 |
6 |
1518 |
They’ll love this on brewtube. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1519 |
My secret is suing only locally sourced, farm raised eye of newt. DM for recipe. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
1520 |
Call me crazy if you want, but I hate store bought potions. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
1521 |
Witches brew challenge.
Nailed it! |
1.2000 |
0.03667 |
120 |
96 |
24 |
0 |
1522 |
When your potions are finally instagram worthy! |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1523 |
Oh, Bats! I forgot to add the eyeballs! |
1.2000 |
0.04436 |
135 |
115 |
13 |
7 |
1524 |
Eye of newt and alacazam!
Post the brew on Instagram |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1525 |
My followers in the coven are going to love this recipe! |
1.2000 |
0.03541 |
140 |
113 |
26 |
1 |
1526 |
Siri, does Whole Foods carry eye of newt? |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1527 |
#brewvibes....no doubt this enchanting hottie will go viral on Pentagram |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1528 |
Zontar poaches his bat wings before folding them into the eye of newt sauce which lends a certain nouveau creme d'piquant to an old standard. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1529 |
Let's see who is next to boil up and cop a plea. |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
1530 |
I really can’t chat right now. It’s Dashiell’s bath time. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1531 |
And welcome to my latest grog |
1.2000 |
0.03471 |
120 |
98 |
22 |
0 |
1532 |
Curses on anyone who dares say that I can't boil water! |
1.2000 |
0.03853 |
120 |
97 |
22 |
1 |
1533 |
I can't get free shipping on eye of newt! |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
1534 |
OK! Eye of Newt as the garnish works for me. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1535 |
Magic! It’s what’s for dinner! |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1536 |
Hey guys it’s me Glinda. |
1.2000 |
0.04043 |
110 |
89 |
20 |
1 |
1537 |
My new recipe is 100% of a vegan! |
1.2000 |
0.04031 |
120 |
98 |
20 |
2 |
1538 |
Google, Google, spine of Bluegill,
Pan fry fillets and be frugal. |
1.2000 |
0.03866 |
145 |
120 |
21 |
4 |
1539 |
And now we'll test the magic of immersive technology. |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
1540 |
Oh right. Must add hostility |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
1541 |
My eye of newt has finally shipped. |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
1542 |
Eye of Newt, Gram of Insta |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1543 |
Bubble, bubble and followers double! |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
1544 |
Witchtok is going to love this! |
1.2000 |
0.04654 |
115 |
97 |
13 |
5 |
1545 |
Double, double toil and trouble, will this post thrive or will it struggle |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
1546 |
Hey Broomhilda, what's a substitute ingredient for Kevin McCarthy? |
1.1985 |
0.04391 |
131 |
111 |
14 |
6 |
1547 |
Everybody wants a update picture of Egor, I'll send them this one. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1548 |
With my app, there's no more toil and trouble. |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
1549 |
I love phone-a-fiend for recipes! |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
1550 |
Wish you were here. The brew is really foul tonight: I used a host of Republicans including would-be or has-been speakers." |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
1551 |
Ha! My daughter-in-law will never match this recipe! |
1.1984 |
0.03567 |
126 |
103 |
22 |
1 |
1552 |
A 'W' is okay, but the 'B' might get you a lawsuit. |
1.1983 |
0.04001 |
121 |
99 |
20 |
2 |
1553 |
I put a spell on YouTube...because you're mine." |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
1554 |
And, no, it's not vegan! |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1555 |
This shit is fire! |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
1556 |
Yes Dorothy, Toto is done! |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1557 |
Everyone’s going to think it’s a filter. |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
1558 |
Okay now put dad on—he was totally right about the frog testicles! |
1.1983 |
0.04001 |
121 |
99 |
20 |
2 |
1559 |
The Bon Appétit test kitchen has nothing on this. |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1560 |
'"You may substitute eye of newt and toe of frog with a plant based alternative." |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
1561 |
Lady McBeth says no toads this time |
1.1983 |
0.03914 |
116 |
94 |
21 |
1 |
1562 |
I just love these voice receipes on my cellphone, makes cooking so much easier. |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1563 |
The crisp autumn air immediately transports me to Grammy's kitchen and the enticing aroma of her bubbling cauldron... |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1564 |
My dating profile says I love to cook |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1565 |
Witches gonna Twitch. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1566 |
Social media is the most powerful dark magic. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
1567 |
No shit! |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1568 |
Oh! It's eye of newt. |
1.1982 |
0.04400 |
111 |
92 |
16 |
3 |
1569 |
I bet Dorothy will dislike this post -- and her little dog too! |
1.1982 |
0.04011 |
111 |
90 |
20 |
1 |
1570 |
Honey, a lot more fun than riding a broom! |
1.1982 |
0.03801 |
111 |
92 |
18 |
1 |
1571 |
I did it!" The iPhone 16 in beautiful unobtainium! |
1.1982 |
0.04210 |
111 |
91 |
18 |
2 |
1572 |
Yes! 4 eye of newt, not three! |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1573 |
Nothing special, just some cooking. |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
1574 |
I’d love to have you for dinner |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1575 |
Yes! I CAN substitute tapioca for 'eye of newt!' |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1576 |
Yes, it's the New York Times What To Cook This Week! |
1.1981 |
0.04327 |
106 |
87 |
17 |
2 |
1577 |
Hocus Pocus! I was just about to conjure you up." |
1.1981 |
0.04114 |
106 |
86 |
19 |
1 |
1578 |
Phone toils & troubles first |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1579 |
Brew of the day! |
1.1981 |
0.04911 |
106 |
90 |
11 |
5 |
1580 |
YES! A WICCA-PICCA! |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1581 |
Invite said, “Bring a guest”. |
1.1980 |
0.05078 |
101 |
86 |
10 |
5 |
1582 |
It’s Hal’s Garage. Your broom is ready.” |
1.1980 |
0.04671 |
101 |
84 |
14 |
3 |
1583 |
Just made elixir of death lol" |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1584 |
Fold it in, it says. Fold... How do I fold? |
1.1971 |
0.03991 |
137 |
114 |
19 |
4 |
1585 |
First of all, I want to say what an honor it is to address Republican members of the House of Representatives! Hopefully when I finish here, we'll have the name of the new speaker ... " |
1.1970 |
0.04491 |
132 |
113 |
12 |
7 |
1586 |
Amazing what you can get on-line.. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1587 |
To all my fans on WiTch |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1588 |
And if you’re having trouble locating an eye of newt, an eye of Kevin McCarthy will do just fine. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1589 |
Yikes! - my spoon won't be here til tomorrow. |
1.1969 |
0.03879 |
127 |
104 |
21 |
2 |
1590 |
Eye of newt, toe of frog ... Yep, there's an app for that! |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1591 |
Okay YouTubers, hang on to your hats! We’re about to add the eye of newt!! |
1.1969 |
0.04477 |
127 |
108 |
13 |
6 |
1592 |
Finally, the one time of year people pay attention to my food blog! |
1.1969 |
0.03714 |
127 |
103 |
23 |
1 |
1593 |
I found the best recipe for "Witch Soup" but I can't find anyone that sells the Spanish warts. |
1.1969 |
0.04037 |
127 |
105 |
19 |
3 |
1594 |
Brew it for the Gram! |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1595 |
Smile! You’re on Candid Cauldron! |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1596 |
Now I'll set the timer to witch's brew |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1597 |
Huzzah! Henceforth, ye mortals shall look at thine phones whilst walking, and chaos shall reign forevermore! |
1.1967 |
0.04748 |
122 |
105 |
10 |
7 |
1598 |
Hot girl dinner! |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1599 |
I‘m feeding trolls tonight. |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1600 |
Double, double toil and trouble."
So nothing's changed |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1601 |
Siri, what happens if I don't add eye of newt and toe of frog? |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1602 |
Welcome back to my channel, so I'm currently obsessed with this holiday brew |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1603 |
Hashtag double double toil and trouble |
1.1967 |
0.04299 |
122 |
102 |
16 |
4 |
1604 |
That bitch on Instagram! Her cauldron always looks better than mine. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1605 |
It's eye of newt and toe of frog, right? |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
1606 |
Amazon can deliver the ingredients I need quicker than I can conjure them up! |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1607 |
If I tell people that it's tortilla soup people I'll get more likes. |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
1608 |
… what was I doing …? |
1.1966 |
0.03884 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1609 |
'Ghosting' another match. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1610 |
Aha! With Prime I get QUADRUPLE double toil and trouble. And, free shipping. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1611 |
It’s got a Cauldron Waiting feature.” |
1.1966 |
0.04070 |
117 |
96 |
19 |
2 |
1612 |
"Bard says bring to rolling boil before adding eyes of newt." |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1613 |
Hope you have enough frog toes, girl, 'cause you're blowing up on Tik Tok. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1614 |
Bubble, bubble, not so subtle,
"i-phone rings, yes it's trouble,
"Not for me, but just for you,
"I never miss an audio queue. |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1615 |
This spell is bound to go viral! |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1616 |
After bringing the cauldron to boil, add the rat's tail and tincture of bat's wing. Serve over pappardelle noodles. |
1.1963 |
0.04080 |
107 |
87 |
19 |
1 |
1617 |
My first probiotic broth! |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
1618 |
OMG! Best potion ever! |
1.1963 |
0.03858 |
107 |
86 |
21 |
0 |
1619 |
#ManCandyMonday |
1.1963 |
0.04290 |
107 |
88 |
17 |
2 |
1620 |
Oh Darn! I forgot the noodles! |
1.1963 |
0.04491 |
107 |
89 |
15 |
3 |
1621 |
How many more ads do I need to skip before I see the end of this recipe? Curse you, Jessica! |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1622 |
Subscribe and include your best wretch. |
1.1961 |
0.05031 |
102 |
87 |
10 |
5 |
1623 |
Really? Former House Speaker Gingrich's EYE? |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1624 |
Oh goody - a new recipe for bone broth! |
1.1961 |
0.04629 |
102 |
85 |
14 |
3 |
1625 |
Double, double toil and ttyl. |
1.1961 |
0.05221 |
102 |
88 |
8 |
6 |
1626 |
Mom,I followed your recipe,but I forgot the incantation! |
1.1961 |
0.03951 |
102 |
82 |
20 |
0 |
1627 |
"Who's this Newt Gingrich again?" |
1.1957 |
0.05182 |
92 |
78 |
10 |
4 |
1628 |
Aww. A baby photo!" |
1.1955 |
0.03613 |
133 |
108 |
24 |
1 |
1629 |
Next, a hex on Facebook. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1630 |
Alexa, what's that recipe again for "eye of newt"? |
1.1953 |
0.04304 |
128 |
108 |
15 |
5 |
1631 |
Amazon is delivering my Souyp Starter by noon! |
1.1953 |
0.03689 |
128 |
104 |
23 |
1 |
1632 |
Hey, so, the human bone was actually gifted to me by a co-worker. She collects them from her garden and brought some into the office. |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
1633 |
Set your Cauldron to 350 for 3 hours |
1.1953 |
0.04008 |
128 |
106 |
19 |
3 |
1634 |
…Take that Maryanne and your beautiful bolognese, I’m going to get lit up with this post.” |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1635 |
Add What ??? |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1636 |
Toil and trouble? I love it! |
1.1951 |
0.04267 |
123 |
103 |
16 |
4 |
1637 |
Ugh, damn recipe calls for three eye of newt. |
1.1951 |
0.03588 |
123 |
99 |
24 |
0 |
1638 |
Mirror mirror on the screen.. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1639 |
Brewin' views, baby! |
1.1949 |
0.03855 |
118 |
96 |
21 |
1 |
1640 |
...and a soupcon of newt. Follow me for more recipes." |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
1641 |
Double, double toil and tweet! |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1642 |
Mom, I gotta go-we go live in a minute. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1643 |
If you liked this brew, little kiddies, subscribe to my channel and get all of my potions! |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1644 |
Link in bio for recipe! |
1.1949 |
0.04039 |
118 |
97 |
19 |
2 |
1645 |
Oh yeah, with Snow White it was simpler. Damn food blogging era! |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1646 |
‘“Set to Miles Davis’ Bitches Brew, should score lots of likes! Ba ha ha ha.” |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1647 |
Ack! I should have added the eye of newt before the lizard's leg! |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1648 |
Where the hell am I supposed to get 'Eye of Newt' and 'Tail of Dragon's? |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1649 |
That is with the WartCam filter off. |
1.1947 |
0.04142 |
113 |
93 |
18 |
2 |
1650 |
I was right. It is eye of bat and not eye of rat. |
1.1947 |
0.03947 |
113 |
92 |
20 |
1 |
1651 |
Hey Siri, how many carbs are there in bones? |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1652 |
Hansel & Gretel, you’re so photogenic! |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1653 |
Wow. Elon Musk is literally the worst thing that ever happened to social media. |
1.1947 |
0.03947 |
113 |
92 |
20 |
1 |
1654 |
Don't forget the olive juice. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1655 |
If you don’t have eye of newt generic will do fine! |
1.1944 |
0.04046 |
108 |
88 |
19 |
1 |
1656 |
Gonna finally show these other witches how it’s done. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1657 |
Martha Stewarts very hidden alter-ego |
1.1942 |
0.03804 |
139 |
115 |
21 |
3 |
1658 |
And would you believe it’s semi-homemade?! |
1.1942 |
0.04069 |
139 |
117 |
17 |
5 |
1659 |
For my OnlyPans! |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1660 |
Abracadabra, Alacazam, TikTok stardom, here I am! |
1.1942 |
0.04153 |
103 |
84 |
18 |
1 |
1661 |
At last. A text message from my dead mother. |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1662 |
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, now watch as my subscribers double |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1663 |
Halloween (Taylor’s Version) |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1664 |
I'm a SWF who hates children, but loves cooking them. |
1.1940 |
0.04031 |
134 |
112 |
18 |
4 |
1665 |
Now we’ll see how waterproof it is! |
1.1940 |
0.04168 |
134 |
113 |
16 |
5 |
1666 |
Potions? He's coming over and I need a guacamole recipe pronto! |
1.1940 |
0.03742 |
134 |
110 |
22 |
2 |
1667 |
Frugal, frugal, I checked Google: boil the noodles; bake the kugel. |
1.1939 |
0.04268 |
98 |
80 |
17 |
1 |
1668 |
And please click like this video please subscribe to my channel below. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1669 |
#toilandtroubletuesdays |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1670 |
DDT&T! Macbeth is so cool. |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1671 |
My new potion is to make you all like this video. |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1672 |
Newt-free! |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1673 |
Hashtag Vegan |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1674 |
How many toad livers was that? |
1.1935 |
0.03742 |
124 |
101 |
22 |
1 |
1675 |
This toil and trouble should convince them on Facebook that I’m a serious witch! |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1676 |
Felt like Italian tonight. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
1677 |
Just wait till all those witches see this. |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
1678 |
Date night with my boo. |
1.1935 |
0.04534 |
124 |
106 |
12 |
6 |
1679 |
If you can’t extract blood from a newt at home, store bought is fine. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
1680 |
It's Donald, claiming I am weird. So, should I sue him? |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1681 |
If I meant "Greatest Of All Time" I would have said "Great Of All Time." I meant "goat!" |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1682 |
Congratulations! You've been chosen at random to receive The Salem, our company's
premier broom. To claim your gift simply..... |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1683 |
'the best thing about jambalaya is anyone can make it' |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1684 |
This will get 5 stars on Allrecipes!!! |
1.1933 |
0.03635 |
119 |
96 |
23 |
0 |
1685 |
So, to buy this cauldron AND support my work, just click on the Amazon Associates link in the description. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1686 |
Bringing this for my first pot-of-luck! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1687 |
What wonderful recipes I can find online nowadays! |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1688 |
Alexa. How many bat wings does this recipe call for? |
1.1933 |
0.04008 |
119 |
98 |
19 |
2 |
1689 |
‘Eye of newt, eyes of followers, I cast a spell to make you hollower!’ |
1.1933 |
0.03826 |
119 |
97 |
21 |
1 |
1690 |
Wow, I found a gluten-free vegan recipe! |
1.1931 |
0.03828 |
145 |
121 |
20 |
4 |
1691 |
Oh believe me, this is definitely going viral. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1692 |
My precious! You'll have to kiss me to turn back into a human. |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1693 |
Witch, please. He doesn’t love you, he started hexting ME |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
1694 |
Morgana, forget the eye of newt! He texted me back. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1695 |
New eyes of newt who dis? |
1.1929 |
0.03779 |
140 |
116 |
21 |
3 |
1696 |
Hey Siri, "I said, I'm looking for Widgets". |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1697 |
I knew I should have bookmarked that recipe! |
1.1927 |
0.03795 |
109 |
88 |
21 |
0 |
1698 |
After I spell check this it will be ready to post. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1699 |
Fire burn and cauldron bubble; with this spell may my Insta-likes double! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1700 |
Eye of newt and shameless self-promotion and, Voila! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1701 |
One more selfie, before I wash the dishes. |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1702 |
If you don't have eye of Newt, you can just replace with a cup of garlic for flavor |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1703 |
Ohh - hexting! |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
1704 |
Hey Siri, for timing my brew just right, when is Daylight Savings Time? |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1705 |
And don’t forget to follow my page: Double, double toil and trouble—Link in bio! |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1706 |
It’s Pentagrammable! |
1.1927 |
0.04219 |
109 |
90 |
17 |
2 |
1707 |
double, double, toil and go viral |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1708 |
How to boil and boil toil and trouble in your own home! |
1.1927 |
0.04013 |
109 |
89 |
19 |
1 |
1709 |
Here’s a toil-and-trouble-free meal you can make in 30 minutes. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1710 |
And, frankly, it has to be Le Creuset or it’s not worth the effort |
1.1923 |
0.05306 |
104 |
91 |
6 |
7 |
1711 |
Hannah Goldfield says "more salt". |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1712 |
Lauren Boebert memorializes her last date for TikTok. |
1.1923 |
0.04941 |
104 |
89 |
10 |
5 |
1713 |
Oh no, not Snow White again! |
1.1923 |
0.05127 |
104 |
90 |
8 |
6 |
1714 |
Don't forget to like and subscribe -- or you'll be sorry. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1715 |
POV: when that eye of newt hits |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
1716 |
Recipe Review: ⭐️ won’t make this again. Followed the recipe Exactly, but substituted eye of newt for onions, lizard’s leg for carrots, and wool of bat for bay leaves. Turned my BF into a toad. |
1.1923 |
0.04646 |
130 |
113 |
9 |
8 |
1717 |
This’ll look good on my Tinder |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1718 |
Oh good, it says eyeballs may be substituted for dog's tongue as long as contact lenses are first removed |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1719 |
Too many apps can spoil the broth. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1720 |
No, Nana, I'm not busy. |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1721 |
Oh, that looks wicked good! |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1722 |
I’ve got a bone to pick with Macbeth. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1723 |
Finally, a plant-based potion. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1724 |
Make it Progresso, or make it yourself! |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1725 |
Yes. I've been fiended! |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1726 |
For the gram! |
1.1915 |
0.04607 |
94 |
78 |
14 |
2 |
1727 |
add two troubles, and the one boil, and one bubble. |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1728 |
Voila! Toil and trouble made easy! |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1729 |
It doesn't count unless I post this. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1730 |
It's just a Halloween party sis, I promise you won't melt! |
1.1913 |
0.03885 |
115 |
94 |
20 |
1 |
1731 |
Take that, Miles Davis! |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1732 |
Hey Siri. What can I substitute for toe of frog? |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1733 |
Let's see Uber Eats app I always run out of the wing of bat for this recipe |
1.1913 |
0.03885 |
115 |
94 |
20 |
1 |
1734 |
GPS on Dorothy! |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1735 |
Really, toil and trouble? Sounds like you need to find another line of work, sister. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1736 |
Whoever is the 500th like, gets to pick who I put the hex on. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1737 |
double double toil and trouble
click the like or thee I'll smite |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1738 |
Popular at last! |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1739 |
I knew I'd get it right with YouTube |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1740 |
I don't need a spell to delete old photos? |
1.1913 |
0.03885 |
115 |
94 |
20 |
1 |
1741 |
Hi Glinda,Dorothy’s in the soup again. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1742 |
Finally, everybody’s together. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1743 |
Hi, guys! Haggith here. Today we’re gonna learn how a few newt eyes and bat tongues can turn a simple revenge potion into a hearty autumn soup! |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1744 |
Hang on, I'm googling substitutions for eye of newt... |
1.1912 |
0.03692 |
136 |
112 |
22 |
2 |
1745 |
I'm uploading this to BrewTube. |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
1746 |
wow, this thing is magic! |
1.1912 |
0.03976 |
136 |
114 |
18 |
4 |
1747 |
If I can just get enough followers, I can finally start my cult. |
1.1909 |
0.03980 |
110 |
90 |
19 |
1 |
1748 |
This wine and cauldron shot is going to kill it on Pentagram. |
1.1909 |
0.03980 |
110 |
90 |
19 |
1 |
1749 |
I knew it! I won the Brew that is True! |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1750 |
Here’s a tasty brew I developed several years ago while dodging the crowds in Salem. |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1751 |
My audition video for Top Chef: Salem! |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1752 |
Time to add the rare metals found exclusively in electronics. |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1753 |
#notoil #notrouble #eyeofnewtchili #onecauldronmeals #glutenfree |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1754 |
I got it. Double, double toil and trouble. |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1755 |
Best. Brew. Ever! |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1756 |
Thank you, Elon, I'll get to it right away! I will add all of your suggestions. |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
1757 |
Of course the tail of newt is organic! |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1758 |
And one flash of oversharing witch. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
1759 |
Just one more pic for my social network |
1.1905 |
0.04707 |
105 |
89 |
12 |
4 |
1760 |
Cover of 'Macbeth Today' here I come!" |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1761 |
Oooh, look how the eyes of newt turn red from the flash! |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1762 |
Hello, Martha! Is it three or four tablespoons of salt for a vat of mouse tail and frog toe nail soup ? |
1.1905 |
0.04018 |
126 |
105 |
18 |
3 |
1763 |
Think you can out-Instagram me?
Witch, please! My brew game is strong. |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
1764 |
Double double toil and trouble #fireburn #cauldronbubble |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1765 |
That will look great on the blog. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1766 |
‘Ha, my deceased husband, and ulna bone stew’ |
1.1901 |
0.04440 |
121 |
103 |
13 |
5 |
1767 |
Her witches brew became a viral sensation. |
1.1901 |
0.03948 |
121 |
100 |
19 |
2 |
1768 |
Hey Siri, find a recipe for removing warts. |
1.1901 |
0.04593 |
121 |
104 |
11 |
6 |
1769 |
Wait, I have a call-dron! |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1770 |
No soup for you! |
1.1900 |
0.05064 |
100 |
86 |
9 |
5 |
1771 |
I have a match and his name is Satan. |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
1772 |
Hey Siri, what’s a good substitute for eye of newt and toe of frog? |
1.1900 |
0.04191 |
100 |
82 |
17 |
1 |
1773 |
I just won the Lottery! No more toil and trouble for me! |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1774 |
Yes!
It IS eye of newt and toe of frog!
Thank you, search engine! |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
1775 |
This is a fantastic recipe for vegan hollow wieners! |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1776 |
Double, double, boiled by spinster. This is going straight on Insta. |
1.1897 |
0.03656 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1777 |
Add "Eye of newt and toe of frog..." |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1778 |
#5minpoisons |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
1779 |
So I’m at the store with your grocery list. Looks like they’re out of eyeballs. |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
1780 |
Great brew! If I could only make New Haven style pizza. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1781 |
Girl boss Monday! |
1.1897 |
0.04045 |
116 |
96 |
18 |
2 |
1782 |
Maybe if I post this to Instagram, they will believe my spell for climate change |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1783 |
Alexa, is it 'Eye of newt, and toe of frog' or vice versa? |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1784 |
Potion check, outfit check, lighting..dammit!! |
1.1895 |
0.04802 |
95 |
80 |
12 |
3 |
1785 |
By the twitching of my thumbs, some new followers this way comes! |
1.1895 |
0.04563 |
95 |
79 |
14 |
2 |
1786 |
Hey Siri, what comes after trouble? |
1.1894 |
0.04451 |
132 |
114 |
11 |
7 |
1787 |
Hey bestie, do you think the Tinder date would like it with or without eyeballs? |
1.1894 |
0.04184 |
132 |
112 |
15 |
5 |
1788 |
Waddaya mean my broom still isn't ready yet ? |
1.1894 |
0.03588 |
132 |
108 |
23 |
1 |
1789 |
3 ways to get more eyeballs on your instagram stories! |
1.1892 |
0.03734 |
111 |
90 |
21 |
0 |
1790 |
Double, double toil and trouble,
Instagram followers double! |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1791 |
Pics or it didn't happen, eh? |
1.1892 |
0.04705 |
111 |
95 |
11 |
5 |
1792 |
Oh, silly me! I forgot to add the short hairs! |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
1793 |
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hamas burn, Hezbollah bubble. |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1794 |
Transmitting this charm |
1.1892 |
0.03948 |
111 |
91 |
19 |
1 |
1795 |
Bewate MacDuff. He will share your private photos with his sleazy friends. |
1.1892 |
0.03734 |
111 |
90 |
21 |
0 |
1796 |
Tik Tok pays based on the number of eyeballs I have, so I'm changing the recipe. |
1.1892 |
0.03948 |
111 |
91 |
19 |
1 |
1797 |
If this potion works I won’t look this ugly in my next selfie |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1798 |
Dislike and subscribe |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1799 |
Siri, how many cats do I put in? |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1800 |
I just got the best Black Friday deal, you won’t believe it |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1801 |
For more recipes follow my tWitch channel |
1.1890 |
0.03989 |
127 |
106 |
18 |
3 |
1802 |
So this is what it looks like when the hurly-burly’s done. |
1.1890 |
0.03662 |
127 |
104 |
22 |
1 |
1803 |
#girlboss |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
1804 |
Yes,one more for the blog! |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1805 |
My boyfriend posted a ChalicePhallus to Insta.” |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1806 |
Oh good! Bats' wings are a substitute for lizard legs! |
1.1887 |
0.04854 |
106 |
91 |
10 |
5 |
1807 |
Eat your heart out, Glinda! |
1.1887 |
0.04263 |
106 |
88 |
16 |
2 |
1808 |
Hey there, Coven! I’ve got something brewing for all my followers!” |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1809 |
Pics or it didn't happen. |
1.1885 |
0.03918 |
122 |
101 |
19 |
2 |
1810 |
Double double toil and trouble/Wifi out and Twitter’s rubble. |
1.1885 |
0.04558 |
122 |
105 |
11 |
6 |
1811 |
Oh no! |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1812 |
Yes! The eye of newt has shipped. |
1.1885 |
0.03741 |
122 |
100 |
21 |
1 |
1813 |
Add one eye of newt, (found in specialty stores or substitute a black olive) . . |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1814 |
I swear by my green juice recipe. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1815 |
I'll send my next selfie right after I drink the 'poison'. |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
1816 |
Melt newt. Might delete later. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1817 |
Other people post their costumes. Griselda posts her no-fuss, no-fire, eye of ostrich potion for love and bunions. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
1818 |
The Democrats’ solutions are ready! |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
1819 |
The TikTok Proof is in the broth. |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
1820 |
Call me a witch one more time. |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1821 |
Shakshuka...!!! |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
1822 |
You'd think turning people into frogs would be bad for my subscriber count... |
1.1880 |
0.04531 |
117 |
100 |
12 |
5 |
1823 |
I just got your spell. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1824 |
No AI here! That was Real Stupidity trying to mess with me! Now everyone will know what's not left of you! |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1825 |
Big Mistake! You forgot the onion! |
1.1880 |
0.03628 |
117 |
95 |
22 |
0 |
1826 |
Wow! Look how crispy eyes of newt come out in the air fryer! |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1827 |
This Ap "Toils & Trouble For Beginners" is great. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1828 |
Kelly! According to a study, when you take a photo before eating it can make this yak eyeball potion taste sooooooo much better! |
1.1880 |
0.03628 |
117 |
95 |
22 |
0 |
1829 |
Aah, this year’s brew is absolutely instagrammable! |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1830 |
You're right. The sriracha makes all the difference! |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1831 |
It's just my usual ghoulash |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1832 |
The perfect secret ingredient ! |
1.1875 |
0.03916 |
112 |
92 |
19 |
1 |
1833 |
Top ten witches brew recipes |
1.1875 |
0.04113 |
128 |
108 |
16 |
4 |
1834 |
He wants an extra splash of orange this time. |
1.1875 |
0.04270 |
96 |
79 |
16 |
1 |
1835 |
Margaret? Listen--- in that recipe you gave me, was that one eye of bat or two |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1836 |
You’re kidding, your recipe calls for only two bats? |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1837 |
That's why it's not working. The word cojones does not mean pigeon eggs. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1838 |
My potion is working! Jordan is trying for a fourth time! |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1839 |
That’s some wet ass potion |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1840 |
Okay everybody it's bobbing for apples time! |
1.1871 |
0.04029 |
139 |
118 |
16 |
5 |
1841 |
When the hurlyburly’s done, my followers will be more than one! |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1842 |
Pumpkin spice will make it nice, Pour it in and stir it twice. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1843 |
TGIF. WYWH. XOXO |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1844 |
Yes! I don't have to remove the cat's whiskers before boiling! |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1845 |
Fluffy you were so cute |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1846 |
Make us laugh again! Bring back Laurel and Hardy! |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1847 |
A tribute to the late Donald Trump |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1848 |
I know you're upset, but we didn't say that Birnam Wood would NEVER come to Dunsinane. |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1849 |
Ah, I finally found the recipe! |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1850 |
Yippee!!! I knew Chef John would have a good version of this potion recipe! |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1851 |
The last photograph of Commander, Joe Biden’s dog |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1852 |
I'M TRENDING!!!!!!! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1853 |
As Julia would say, Bone Appetit! |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1854 |
This is the GOAT soup! |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1855 |
Snap Bat. |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1856 |
Witches, so many of you have called me out on my recipes. From now on I vow to only use Beyond Newt and Beyond Frog. |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1857 |
Wait til those witches see this |
1.1869 |
0.04013 |
107 |
88 |
18 |
1 |
1858 |
Double double toil and trouble/
May my stew be viewed in the TikTok rubble |
1.1868 |
0.05162 |
91 |
78 |
9 |
4 |
1859 |
Feeling mischievous. Might delete someone later. |
1.1864 |
0.03796 |
118 |
97 |
20 |
1 |
1860 |
This recipe is going to go mega-viral! Vegan stew made with real vegan--and gluten free! |
1.1864 |
0.04495 |
118 |
101 |
12 |
5 |
1861 |
Mom, do I add the blood sausage before or after the fava beans? |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1862 |
Hashtag #real_housewives_of_Oz |
1.1864 |
0.03796 |
118 |
97 |
20 |
1 |
1863 |
Poof goes Elon Musk! |
1.1864 |
0.04955 |
118 |
104 |
6 |
8 |
1864 |
I love Wiccangram! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1865 |
Omg! Making a potion with my #brewtiful coven girlies! |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1866 |
Score! Eye of Newt is a Prime Deal of the Day. |
1.1864 |
0.03601 |
118 |
96 |
22 |
0 |
1867 |
#Girldinner, witcheeessss! |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1868 |
I'm not kidding Freya! I asked him to drop by, and help me with the stew for the party. And when I told him I was an extra in the Sorcerer's Stone, he dived right in - what a love, huh? |
1.1864 |
0.03983 |
118 |
98 |
18 |
2 |
1869 |
Fire burn and cauldron bubble;
may my Insta followers double! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1870 |
I can’t hear you! Please repeat that again “toil and trouble…… |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1871 |
Maybe no eyeballs. I always end up in a staring contest! |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1872 |
And for the last ingredient, eye of my subscribers. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1873 |
Basic Witch |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
1874 |
I just love the New York Times cooking section! |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1875 |
I like to end all of my curses with a smiley face. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1876 |
Eye of newt substitute? |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1877 |
No filter. |
1.1858 |
0.03885 |
113 |
93 |
19 |
1 |
1878 |
Whoopie! Amazon is having a sale on Eye of Newt! |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1879 |
This is a sure win for the annual boo brewers potluck photo contest. |
1.1858 |
0.03675 |
113 |
92 |
21 |
0 |
1880 |
Mr. Trump , you aren't being hunted by witches. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1881 |
Started this recipe in 2020. Still cooking |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1882 |
Hashtag nom-nom |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1883 |
Substitute one teaspoon turmeric for one eye of newt. Perfect! |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1884 |
...By the clicking of my thumbs, Going viral this spell comes. |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1885 |
Ooh, bringing sexy back and the man of my dreams 💕 |
1.1858 |
0.03885 |
113 |
93 |
19 |
1 |
1886 |
#Brew, love, laugh |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1887 |
This is the recipe that will bring the house down. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1888 |
Beat Bobby Flay? How about Cook Bobby Flay. |
1.1856 |
0.04710 |
97 |
82 |
12 |
3 |
1889 |
Remember, drink responsibly! #witchcraft brewery |
1.1856 |
0.03968 |
97 |
79 |
18 |
0 |
1890 |
A skull emoji? Must be working. |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1891 |
P(r)oof! |
1.1856 |
0.04933 |
97 |
83 |
10 |
4 |
1892 |
Congratulations! You've been elected Speaker of the House.
When can you start? |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1893 |
Do you have any newts? |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1894 |
Our recommended substitute for eye of newt: tapioca pearls in Worcestershire sauce. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1895 |
Don't forget the dash of dopamine! |
1.1855 |
0.03861 |
124 |
103 |
19 |
2 |
1896 |
Trick or Click |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1897 |
Oh no, YouTube is down. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1898 |
My entry into the TV Network food competition: Eye of newt, toe of frog … finished off with baboons blood. Yum. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1899 |
This meal prep is going to last me all week |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1900 |
Beat this one, Insta-witches! |
1.1852 |
0.03979 |
108 |
89 |
18 |
1 |
1901 |
Oh, that Newt! |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1902 |
Now that’s what I call hot witch porn! |
1.1849 |
0.03574 |
119 |
97 |
22 |
0 |
1903 |
For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble click on the subscribe button. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1904 |
This looks great and smells delicious. I can’t wait to get my friends to try it |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1905 |
I can't wait to post a picture of my brew on witch-toc |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
1906 |
My potions never look half as good as they do on Tic Toc. |
1.1845 |
0.04081 |
103 |
85 |
17 |
1 |
1907 |
Whoohoo - five stars on Yelp! |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1908 |
What's up, guys! A lot of you have been asking me about my witch's brew recipe. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1909 |
Caption for social media: 'Enjoying the magic of each moment'. |
1.1845 |
0.04081 |
103 |
85 |
17 |
1 |
1910 |
Ha! Actually, no trouble at all. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1911 |
OK, it's boil 'and' bake, not boil 'or' bake! |
1.1845 |
0.04081 |
103 |
85 |
17 |
1 |
1912 |
Hah! My selfie is my familiar. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1913 |
Let's see, eye of newt and toe of frog, and wool of???? |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1914 |
Huzzah! Same day delivery for eye of newt! |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1915 |
Please like and scare. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1916 |
Cooking up another Middle Eastern conflict |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1917 |
I still love that movie! And many people say I’m the most memorable witch in that movie, many people say … |
1.1842 |
0.03854 |
114 |
94 |
19 |
1 |
1918 |
Eye of newt on sale for $2.00 a bottle! |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1919 |
Warlock317 liked the pic of my stew! #HeartEmoji |
1.1842 |
0.03854 |
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And next I use the iNewt. |
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This post will get me a million “Yikes”!! |
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Double, Double, the trolls are in trouble. |
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Amazon has delivered your eye of newt |
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Potion porn |
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Oh, good! I can order eyes of newts online! |
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1926 |
Feast your eyes on this ghoulash! |
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1927 |
Free one-day delivery on waifs. Excellent! |
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Hah! That’s what he calls a “ witch hunt?” |
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1929 |
And now, we'll let it ferment until Halloween! |
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1930 |
At last! The new iPhone! |
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1931 |
#mealprep #adulting #witchesbewitching |
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Tis the season, witches! |
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You're here for the recipe of my famous brew, but first, you must read a completely unrelated yet detailed story about my great-great-great grandmother and her experience in colonial Massachusetts! |
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Sisters, you simply must try this new potion-prep recipe. |
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I flew around the world to get this recipe for hunger, inequality, capitalization and climate change. |
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1936 |
Ah,Hans and Greta will be joining me for dinner. How delicious. |
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1937 |
Thank the spirits below for the Turkey Hotline . . . |
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1938 |
Nailed it |
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1939 |
Google! Now really, who's the fairest of them all? |
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1940 |
This year's recipe is a winner! |
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Success! Thanks to everyone who suggested the eye of newt from witches.com! |
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1942 |
Just a tease, I'll go live when I'm serving it to him! |
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1943 |
Ah ha, I forgot turmeric! |
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1944 |
Witches brew stew in under ten minutes. Don't forget to hit that "subscribe" button! |
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1945 |
Screw this. I just won Powerball!! |
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1946 |
This new My Cauldron app is so much fun! |
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1947 |
Hey Siri…..give me a recipe that conjures the souls of the dead. |
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1948 |
Just mining some creeptocurrency |
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1949 |
Hashtag finally putting the ‘witch’ in craft brewing. |
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1950 |
This week on InstaHex, we’ll be getting our cauldrons bubbling because it’s #scorpioseason and one week before the witchiest day of the year! |
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Hashtag #nomnomnom! |
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1952 |
The best onion soup ever |
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1953 |
My iPhone says I need iOfnewt ... |
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My eye-popping witches' brew finally goes viral! |
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1955 |
1. 2,3 - Say cheese. Or else. |
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1956 |
What can I add to the brew to get more followers? |
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1957 |
I love the new iOfNewt. |
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1958 |
This is lit. |
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1959 |
Hey everyone, as the weather is changing, I just thought I would share my favorite fall one pot recipe. First steps, go and get yourself one whole human. |
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No Siri, no Alexa, I'm not gonna get you out of your browsers; you should have stayed an independent, like me. |
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1961 |
Yeah mom, the date went great. Here, let me introduce him! |
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1962 |
Brewing up the bubbly |
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1963 |
They will be incapable of resisting the tempting lure of the pumpkin spice! |
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1964 |
And now for my sponsored content: replace that toe of frog with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos to make that hell-broth really boil and bubble. |
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1965 |
All recipes is the bomb! |
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1966 |
Now to do one horizontally. |
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1967 |
Double, Double Causing Trouble |
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1968 |
It’s pumpkin spice flavored!
#BasicWitch |
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1969 |
Old timey bouillabaisse, warts and all |
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1970 |
Yeah, I nailed the recipe, Aunt Berta is going to love this. |
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1971 |
Sending this to Hazel - she’s a total foodie. |
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1972 |
Hey Siri, Recipe for witches brew? |
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1973 |
Hash tag cannibalism of Hansel and Gretel |
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But first, a 10,000-word essay about my inspiration for tricking the kids into getting in the cauldron. |
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1975 |
Just like Hecate used to make. |
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1976 |
The Witch is Wack! |
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1977 |
Hot Ukrainian warlocks are eager to meet you. |
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1978 |
Do solar eclipse damaged eyes require longer boiling time? |
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1979 |
Yes, Wizard, I have one last scene, then I'm all yours. |
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1980 |
On my basic witch ish |
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1981 |
Dried newt is a bargain on ebay this week! |
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1982 |
Follow me for more recipes, dances and spells on my TikTok @WitchesBCrazy |
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1983 |
Okay, Guys, this kills people. |
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1984 |
Nobody mourns the wicked Speaker! |
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1985 |
Hey Siri, what’s a good substitute, for “eye of newt” and “wing of bat”. |
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1986 |
I'm going to try the Salem filter. |
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1987 |
BREW HAHAHAHA IM GOING VIRAL |
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1988 |
Thanks Chat Bot! Never suspected AI could do so much for Witchcraft!! |
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1989 |
Pumpkin spice adds such lustrous coloring. |
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Score! Amazon carries eye of newt! |
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My potion is better than yours! |
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1992 |
Post! Post! Boil and Roast! |
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1993 |
Here's one without the red eyes |
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1994 |
Mom! Help! Is this what it should look like before I add the eye of Newt? |
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1995 |
Ezmerelda snaps a photo for her "Real Witches of Green(W)ich Village" Facebook group. |
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1996 |
Hashtag ‘#cackling.’ |
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1997 |
Welcome to 'Hell's Kitchen Witch'" |
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1998 |
It’s okay is it explodes and kills us all—just as long as I get this slay pic! |
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1999 |
Eye of newt! Duh! |
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2000 |
Ah, risotto della morte! |
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2001 |
Thank Satan for the Where’s My Broom app. |
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2002 |
Zoom Hilda |
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2003 |
Sorry--autocorrected to 'new eye.' |
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2004 |
Say cheese! |
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2005 |
Thank goodness for GrubHub. |
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2006 |
Wow! And all in one pot! Melissa Clark was right! |
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2007 |
#BossWitch #SideHexing #FeltPutridMightDeleteLater |
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2008 |
Yes the vegetarian recipe is the same. the only difference is for the blood you can use red wine. or better off if you have a family member who is a vegetarian use their blood, sharing is a universal ... |
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2009 |
My graduation recipe from Le Cauldron Bleu |
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2010 |
My ex boyfriend won’t be watching my Instagram stories NOW |
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2011 |
A witchin' dish! |
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2012 |
The Invention of the ‘Spellfie’ |
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2013 |
Search: recipe "Witches Brew" |
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2014 |
And here is my new potion for finishing 2023 with sanity, I call it the “Forget-the-world-is-ending”. And it’s free! |
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2015 |
Yay! I got Wordle on my first guess: WITCH! |
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2016 |
The wizard's gonna hate me for posting his recipe. Meh. |
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2017 |
#BBT&T |
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2018 |
At last! A new recipe for chocolate brownies that doesn't call for eye of newt! |
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2019 |
My own fancy brew! No need for a take-out from any restaurant. (Posted on IG) |
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2020 |
Hurry home -I’m making Toto soup! |
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2021 |
If you can’t extract fresh eye of newt, store-bought will do. |
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2022 |
$200 for a 6-pack of bat wings! That's outrageous! |
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2023 |
Like if ur a toil and trouble girl, comment if ur a
cauldron bubble girl |
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2024 |
Double, double toil and trouble. Phone eats first or I will bubble. |
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2 |
2025 |
The presentation is to die for. |
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1 |
2026 |
Woo Hoo, my Barbie costume has shipped. |
1.1800 |
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3 |
2027 |
Brewing is so much easier with a Smart Cauldron! |
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2 |
2028 |
#BespokeCauldron |
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0 |
2029 |
Let’s see here. “5 Stars! I loved it but replaced eye of newt with cauliflower, the toad toes with flax seeds, and the bat wings with bran. Brewed 30 minutes longer but maybe ‘cause I had to use a bundt pan instead of a cauldron! Highly recommend!” |
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2030 |
This is my most wicked bone broth yet y'all |
1.1800 |
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4 |
2031 |
I forgot the damned eye of newt! |
1.1800 |
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2 |
2032 |
Now and then, I like to look at things thru someone else’s eyes.” |
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3 |
2033 |
I just have to post this on VatChat. |
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1 |
2034 |
Double,double toil and trouble. X sucks and Facebook’s in trouble. |
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1 |
2035 |
Etsy, you're great! But maybe I should also check Goop. |
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2 |
2036 |
Bobby calls for more chilis, Yotam says add za'atar, and Wolfgang wants me to make a pizza. What happened to simple cooking ...like "add one cub scout"? |
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2037 |
I’ll say it for you, ….CHEESE !! |
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2038 |
POV: Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog … |
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2039 |
…and don’t forget to like and follow for more witchcraft and makeup tutorials. |
1.1795 |
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2040 |
Can I substitute eye of iguana for eye of newt? |
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5 |
2041 |
Beat this ,Bobby Flay! |
1.1792 |
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1 |
2042 |
#cursed |
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2043 |
Maybe this new recipe will help me stop taking selfies! |
1.1792 |
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2 |
2044 |
I thought I heard you say, 'Where to buy eye of Fig Newtons.' Is that right? |
1.1792 |
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2 |
2045 |
Hot damn, I finally found some newt's eyes! |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
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15 |
2 |
2046 |
When shall we three tweet again? |
1.1792 |
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2047 |
My bath is ready! |
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2 |
2048 |
The TSA liquid limit is 3.4 ounces. |
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1 |
2049 |
...eye of newt near me...Search |
1.1792 |
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2050 |
I can deliver this brew to your domicile tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. If by chance you happen to see a tail that is full of sound and fury, ignore it, for it signifies nothing. |
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2051 |
ChatGPT: Write me a recipe for chicken eye of newt-le soup. |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
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3 |
2052 |
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble."
Omg flying monkeys 50% off on Amazon |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
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90 |
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3 |
2053 |
OH MY.... the Coven finally tree'd him! Brew the orange hex potion posthaste! |
1.1792 |
0.03495 |
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18 |
0 |
2054 |
these induction stoves work like magic! |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
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2 |
2055 |
Alexa, play “witch, don’t kill my vibe” |
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2056 |
This eve on my vegan witchcraft cauldron blog #basicwitch #cauldronblog #veganwitchcraft |
1.1792 |
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2 |
2057 |
Hang on! Let me just put this on Insta. |
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3 |
2058 |
Yes! Even the stew is vegan! |
1.1789 |
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2 |
2059 |
Toil and trouble, cauldron bubble, tik tok and twitter. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
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15 |
1 |
2060 |
Hey guys, come with me as I cast a spell on someone… |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
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80 |
13 |
2 |
2061 |
If you want your favorite dish better pick up some more eye of
newt we're almost out. |
1.1789 |
0.03657 |
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17 |
2 |
2062 |
. . . .now add two eyes of newt, drain content first, . . . . |
1.1789 |
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14 |
4 |
2063 |
Friends! |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
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16 |
3 |
2064 |
You have reached your daily limit of screen time. |
1.1789 |
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14 |
4 |
2065 |
Literally cooking up a storm! Hit me up for the recipe and follow for more... |
1.1789 |
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16 |
3 |
2066 |
I love Pinterest. |
1.1786 |
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14 |
3 |
2067 |
The prices for eye of newt have gone out of sight. |
1.1786 |
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18 |
1 |
2068 |
Oh,this recipe says we should have used eye of newt! |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
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96 |
12 |
4 |
2069 |
...and all the fresh ingredients arrive pre-measured, cauldron-ready, making toil and trouble a thing of the past! |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
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96 |
12 |
4 |
2070 |
'Tongue of toad and iPhone of frog,
A spell I'll cast to rule TikTok' |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
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96 |
12 |
4 |
2071 |
Feeling cute, made a brew. |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
2072 |
Eye of newt, toe of frog, with bitcoins on the side. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
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95 |
14 |
3 |
2073 |
You're making what?! I'll be right over! |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
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16 |
2 |
2074 |
My Midnight Routine. |
1.1786 |
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18 |
1 |
2075 |
Hey Siri, Are there one or two Eyes of Newt in a witches brew? |
1.1786 |
0.03850 |
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1 |
2076 |
As soon as they swipe right it’s into the stew! Ha! Time to swap my broom for a selfie stick! |
1.1786 |
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1 |
2077 |
Hashtag "For The 'Gram!" |
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3 |
2078 |
Wicca dinner 🎶 |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
2079 |
Out of stock..." again! It's so difficult to source genuine ingredients like eye of newt and toe of frog these days |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
2080 |
Just wait til you see my flying broom video. |
1.1783 |
0.03558 |
129 |
107 |
21 |
1 |
2081 |
Excellent! Eye of salamander IS an acceptable substitute for eye of newt. |
1.1783 |
0.03724 |
129 |
108 |
19 |
2 |
2082 |
Selfie, selfie, on my call, who's the fairest of them all? |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
2083 |
This is how you cast an “X,” Elon. |
1.1782 |
0.04750 |
101 |
87 |
10 |
4 |
2084 |
Toil and trouble, my bonnet. I've got a keeper on Date-O-Gram. |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2085 |
It lacked a certain je ne sais quoi until I added a touch of Popeye’s fried chicken. |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2086 |
Siri Siri in my hand,
Who's the grandest in the land? |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
2087 |
Oh, I need more eye of newt! |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2088 |
To hell with the newt's eye...Lululemon is having a flash sale! |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
2089 |
This should get a few clicks on CaldronBubble.com! |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
2090 |
Ina has my potion in her "Perfectly Potent" book next to the Goose Cosmos! |
1.1780 |
0.04444 |
118 |
102 |
11 |
5 |
2091 |
Oh my pretties on Tiltok will love this! |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
2092 |
It is easy to be a witch with Amazon delivery and YouTube spells. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2093 |
The Potion must wait! That hottie from eharmony wants to meet me by the footbridge! |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2094 |
Hocus Pocus Bitches |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
2095 |
By posting this on Twitter, I won't even need a spell to turn people against each other. |
1.1778 |
0.04350 |
90 |
75 |
14 |
1 |
2096 |
#Bubble2xT&T |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
2097 |
It's that time of year! #psl #basicwitch |
1.1778 |
0.03915 |
135 |
115 |
16 |
4 |
2098 |
Click below to learn how to monetize killer potions online. |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
2099 |
Yesterday eye of newt, today wart removal cream. The real magic is TikTok's algorithm. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2100 |
So excited, I'm going to featured on Dungeons, Drive-Ins, and Die! |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2101 |
Rats! The recipe calls for a sport coat of Jim Jordan! |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2102 |
Alexa: What does Waze say is the fastest route to Oz? |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
2103 |
Just need one eye of Newt. |
1.1776 |
0.04564 |
107 |
92 |
11 |
4 |
2104 |
Siri, tell me again what the three witches said at the start of the Scottish play? |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2105 |
CONGRATULATIONS!
YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS
QUEEN FOR THE DAY! |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
2106 |
Double, double toil and trouble!
Why was my food tastier - and less trouble -
before my cellphone? |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
2107 |
#wicked! |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
2108 |
SEARCH:
The nearest store to me, to buy
"eye of newt " |
1.1774 |
0.03806 |
124 |
104 |
18 |
2 |
2109 |
…and now for the eyeballs of one million followers |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
2110 |
It’s warlocked again. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
2111 |
Troll or spell, what to do? |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2112 |
Please bring soup to our barbecue. And don't worry, nothing gets burned but the steak. |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2113 |
Bingo...Potions & Spells.com |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
2114 |
Obtaining eye of newt is so easy in the modern age |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
2115 |
Just wait 'till Griselda sees my new bone broth! |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
2116 |
Yes,I added tumeric. |
1.1770 |
0.03819 |
113 |
94 |
18 |
1 |
2117 |
#BossWitch |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2118 |
Just a quick “post-ion” |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
2119 |
Now I've got proof that Hansel and Gretel can fit into one pot. |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
2120 |
#StockPhoto! |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2121 |
Eye of newt makes this one-pot weekday potion a family favorite! |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
2122 |
Hemlock at half off. Thank Beelzebub! |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2123 |
Bubble,bubble toil and trouble,fire burn and followers double. #modernwitch |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
2124 |
Add inditements as needed |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
2125 |
Oh it’s too pretty to eat! |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2126 |
Well of course I used the bio eye of newt... |
1.1765 |
0.03707 |
119 |
99 |
19 |
1 |
2127 |
S-U-R-R-E-N-D-E-R space D-O-R-O-T-H-Y |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2128 |
Martha thinks it is a good thing! |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2129 |
Just a quick pic before the other two get back. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
2130 |
We'll call it The Witch, The Cauldron & The Iphone. |
1.1765 |
0.04041 |
102 |
85 |
16 |
1 |
2131 |
The potion ingredients were way cheaper on Temu. |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
2132 |
He said he didn’t want a divorce #single |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
2133 |
Just wait til you ghouls see this! |
1.1765 |
0.03793 |
102 |
84 |
18 |
0 |
2134 |
Take that Fieri! |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2135 |
Bow down, witches! |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
2136 |
Hashtag: Blessed Be |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2137 |
This Bruja, is soooooo Brewing tonight |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2138 |
Thanks,Ina! |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2139 |
Finally--America's Test Kitchen! |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
2140 |
I love this create your own potion app! |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
2141 |
Sabrina LOVES being a Millennial witch. |
1.1759 |
0.03909 |
108 |
90 |
17 |
1 |
2142 |
Drive the odds way up, place a little bet, and.. Drat! My phone died. |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2143 |
And to think they said eye of newt would never be trendier than avocado toast! |
1.1758 |
0.04306 |
91 |
76 |
14 |
1 |
2144 |
Yes, I invited a candidate for next year's presidential elections for dinner today. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2145 |
This Halloween the perfect accessory to your all black dress and witch hat is this nifty white belt I picked up at Target for $8. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2146 |
If you don't have fenny snake you can just use vegetable broth. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2147 |
Fabulous! MacBeth is on Broadway again! |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2148 |
The camera conjures first! |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
2149 |
A witches brew? No, it’s girl dinner. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
2150 |
Ah, ha, Siri, so it's the cyanide that makes the deadly difference. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2151 |
I know you’re deconstructed but smile. |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
2152 |
Oh, goodie, I can substitute for toe of frog. |
1.1754 |
0.03578 |
114 |
94 |
20 |
0 |
2153 |
If you don't have eye of newt, substitute a teaspoon of capers. |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
2154 |
Hey, Mom, it's me, Bronwyn. So... the eye of newt re-hydrated and I can't get 'em out of the flask. Any thoughts? |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2155 |
#boil #bubble #cauldron #trouble |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
2156 |
You’re my lil brew thang. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
2157 |
Food posts will put them to sleep… |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2158 |
Eye of newt and tongue of blaspheming Jew. |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2159 |
Let’s see. Can I substitute “eye of toad” for “eye of newt”? |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2160 |
Hi, it’s Door Dash. They’re out of newts’ eyes. Okay if I substitute with the knuckle of a pig? |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2161 |
What does she mean the eye of newt is expired? |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
2162 |
You're out of Turmeric? A curse on you! |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
2163 |
Substitutes for a bit of thine own tongue. |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
2164 |
(Cackling) "Hey, Google - Is it eye of boot or eye of newt?" |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
2165 |
You are a Salem.Com Sweepstakes winner... |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
2166 |
Ten parts serpent poison, twenty parts vinegar, and a dozen frog eyeballs...topped off with a photo for the kids! |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
2167 |
let's get like for the wizard witch cusine |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
2168 |
Alexa, how many fingers make one foot? |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
2169 |
But wait! Order now and you can get two Eyes of Newt for only.... |
1.1748 |
0.03760 |
103 |
85 |
18 |
0 |
2170 |
Why are you in the forest? Eye of newt is now sold in cans |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2171 |
Hoping for millions of dislikes |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
2172 |
Eye of Newt, Hair of Toad, Tik of Tok! |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
2173 |
@macbeth 2X toil trouble 4U |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2174 |
Hexing in the day, texting by night. |
1.1746 |
0.03916 |
126 |
107 |
16 |
3 |
2175 |
You kids look great! |
1.1746 |
0.03578 |
126 |
105 |
20 |
1 |
2176 |
Curses to you car warranty salesman. |
1.1746 |
0.04075 |
126 |
108 |
14 |
4 |
2177 |
You're doing amazing, sweetie. |
1.1746 |
0.03751 |
126 |
106 |
18 |
2 |
2178 |
I don't know why I never thought to add pumpkin spice. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2179 |
insta eats first! |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
2180 |
Hey, you don't like this one, galfriends, Ima changin' your 'W' to a 'B' my Witches |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2181 |
Some of you have been asking about my skin-boiling routine… |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
2182 |
Duane Reade's does have eye of newt! |
1.1742 |
0.04095 |
132 |
114 |
13 |
5 |
2183 |
More poison by tomorrow? I love Amazon! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2184 |
Finally, a bone broth hack that works! |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
2185 |
Chat, what are we thinking here? |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2186 |
Toil,toil enter your password |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2187 |
Hey Siri! How do you make chicken noodle soup?? |
1.1739 |
0.04263 |
92 |
77 |
14 |
1 |
2188 |
I can't wait to check out the new decrepitude filter!" |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
2189 |
These online recipes are awesome! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2190 |
The audience is very obedient and not hungry |
1.1739 |
0.04535 |
92 |
78 |
12 |
2 |
2191 |
The eyes are glass props. Purely for shock value. |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
2192 |
Instabrew, here we come! |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
2193 |
Great ! I've got the new Witches Brew app !! |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
2194 |
Congratulations! The FDA has approved your weight loss potion. |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
2195 |
I’ll get you, my pretty—and your little blog too! |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
2196 |
This brew will definitely get me my own cooking show. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
2197 |
#food #foodporn #foodie #instafood #witchesbrew #cauldroncooking #halloweenalldayeveryday #instawitchesofbrooklyn |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
2198 |
Ina Garten's Cream of Flying Monkey Soup, a favorite here at the castle. Feeds 25. |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
2199 |
#tradwitch #fromscratchbrew #knowwhereyourpotionscomefrom #glutenfreecauldron #cursedbeyondmeasure |
1.1736 |
0.04179 |
121 |
104 |
13 |
4 |
2200 |
Let's see how many likes I get with my vegan brew. |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2201 |
Hi Matt, Jim, Mary... I've got you all on my speaker phone. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2202 |
Who says Witchapedia
is not a reliable source of information |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
2203 |
Toil and trouble, make my views double, let this post burn, and then go viral. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
2204 |
When shall we three meet again via Zoom...? |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
2205 |
No, it's not ear of newt! |
1.1732 |
0.04343 |
127 |
111 |
10 |
6 |
2206 |
HagTag #NoFilter |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2207 |
This time the house fell on Dorothy. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2208 |
Hey Siri - how long for bat wings in the sous vide? |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2209 |
Finding ingredients is much easier with eyeofnewt.com! |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2210 |
The internet makes creating potions so easy, mom would have loved this |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2211 |
Great! My instapot and microwave
will be delivered tomorrow. |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2212 |
Fantastic, my Hello Fresh is here just in time to add to my caldron!! |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2213 |
When shall we three Zoom again?
On Tiktok, X or Instagram? |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2214 |
It smells great! Thanks for the recipe |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
2215 |
Another dose of "double, double toil and trouble" for the social media caldron! Look for eye of newt and toe of frog tomorrow! |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2216 |
BINGO!! . . . Thank you, Satan. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
2217 |
Eye of newt nearest me. . . |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2218 |
Smile my pretty! |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
2219 |
Wing of bat, toe of frog… and lips of duck. |
1.1731 |
0.03728 |
104 |
86 |
18 |
0 |
2220 |
„How to cook a love potion or the way to the man’s heart is through his stomach“ |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
2221 |
Join me next time when I discuss the many uses of Eye of Newt |
1.1727 |
0.03844 |
110 |
92 |
17 |
1 |
2222 |
Siri! Nearest store for “toe of frog and tongue of dog.” |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2223 |
A lot of people have been asking about my hexing routine... |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2224 |
What good is Zoom when you're invisible? |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2225 |
Only one word away from Queen Bee... |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
2226 |
Rats, eBay is out of zombie brains. |
1.1727 |
0.03621 |
110 |
91 |
19 |
0 |
2227 |
I'll get you, my pretty, just like your little dog! |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2228 |
Yes, the Eye of Newt is very special this year. |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2229 |
Hey you guys,look at how eye of newt brings out the magic in this cauldron! |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2230 |
Oh good,Amazon still Carrie’s eye of newt! |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2231 |
For the list of ingredients, click on the link to my Wiccanpedia page. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2232 |
I'm spellbound!! A smoldering cauldron, Eye of Newt delivered,
and I didn't have to prepare a thing!" |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
2233 |
Everyone is going to believe this cauldron is real. Let’s go for one million likes |
1.1727 |
0.03621 |
110 |
91 |
19 |
0 |
2234 |
I hope to find the right filter |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
2235 |
Whitch hunt this pot lol |
1.1727 |
0.03844 |
110 |
92 |
17 |
1 |
2236 |
Epicurious does not add eye of newt. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
2237 |
I call it Gowanus Goulash. |
1.1724 |
0.03729 |
116 |
97 |
18 |
1 |
2238 |
Just brewing some children soup for the upcoming holidays #foodie #foodshare |
1.1724 |
0.03303 |
116 |
98 |
18 |
0 |
2239 |
My guilty pleasure foodie. Post |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
2240 |
I’m still a neophile at 400 years old. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
2241 |
Ah, Amazon has Eye of Newt in stock and will deliver it in time for the coven meeting. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
2242 |
Ooh, gotta share this with my Besom Buddies! |
1.1724 |
0.03729 |
116 |
97 |
18 |
1 |
2243 |
Put down your phone and stir it with that bone! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2244 |
The real magic is using this to start a viral conspiracy theory. #witchywoman |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2245 |
Pretty late but love my Pump Kid Spiced Latte |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
2246 |
That bitch is gonna get it! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
2247 |
So pimiento olives can be used in stead of eye of newt, thanks Siri..... |
1.1720 |
0.05213 |
93 |
82 |
6 |
5 |
2248 |
Stalemate Stew . Add one Republican,one Democrat and one Moderate and stir frequently. |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
2249 |
Listen up, Witches! I’ve got a soul sucking recipe you won’t want to miss. 🧙🏽♀️ |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
2250 |
Killing WHO, O'Reilly? |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2251 |
Follow me on T'witch, Brewtube, and BroomstikTok. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2252 |
...and CAST! |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2253 |
Eye of Newt doesn’t seem so toxic these days. Maybe I’ll switch it out for jugular of Jordon. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2254 |
Okay Facebook take a load of MY fish eye soup! |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2255 |
This will go great with the the sand-witches I made. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
2256 |
#selfcare |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2257 |
You’ll notice in my recipe that I omitted the eye of newt. I did double up on the tongue of dog for more umami. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
2258 |
And now for 14 paragraphs about how Eye-of-Newt takes me back to my childhood. |
1.1717 |
0.03810 |
99 |
82 |
17 |
0 |
2259 |
Okay, I’ll make more bones about it. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
2260 |
This ought to get me some ‘Dislikes’! |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2261 |
The camera eats first, and it loves eye of newt. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2262 |
Cast a spell today and get FREE SHIPPING! |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2263 |
…and he was vegan! |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2264 |
Eye of newt! I never thought of that! |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2265 |
This will look good on my Witches Brew Blog. |
1.1714 |
0.03696 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2266 |
@single.again_fml |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2267 |
Even more followers! I can't wait! |
1.1714 |
0.03696 |
105 |
87 |
18 |
0 |
2268 |
Special on eye of newt.., |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2269 |
I can never remember this recipe. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
2270 |
Tinder is running a WhichWitchTonight special. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2271 |
AHA! What a great recipe. |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
2272 |
Who’s the fairest of them a… Dammit. It’s supposed to take a picture of me! |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2273 |
„cooking for my #badwitches“ |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
2274 |
Can I call you back, Agnes? I’m in the middle of my meal prep. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
2275 |
Don’t forget to add some salt, ladies. You’ll get him back. Good luck! |
1.1712 |
0.04410 |
111 |
96 |
11 |
4 |
2276 |
It's been so great catching up and that cat video was so cute. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2277 |
Alexa, what's the missing ingredient? |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2278 |
Goodbye Potions - Hello Android Eraser!! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2279 |
Heyyy Witchtok, come along while I show you how to do a spell that's totally vegan, with plant-based ingredients you probably have on hand! |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2280 |
If I wanted green bubbles I'd text the cauldron. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2281 |
I'm casting a shadow. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2282 |
#hexed |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
2283 |
The filet of fenny snake is back in stock and it ships free! |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2284 |
P.O.V You’re a witch and you need to make dinner really quick. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2285 |
Hashtag bubble. |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
2286 |
Hehe my favorite time of the season! |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
2287 |
You guys, I know I always say this, but this was seriously my best hex ever |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
2288 |
heyy witches, welcome to my livesteam |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2289 |
And there are no added hormones! |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2290 |
Finally! Eye of newt on Ali Express! |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
2291 |
... and eye of newt ... See you next week for the results. |
1.1709 |
0.03495 |
117 |
97 |
20 |
0 |
2292 |
It’s time for my BeReal post! |
1.1709 |
0.03700 |
117 |
98 |
18 |
1 |
2293 |
Bubble, bubble, INFLUENCE trouble |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
2294 |
Yes, boil not bake. Take-out only. |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2295 |
#OctoberSurprise |
1.1707 |
0.03950 |
123 |
105 |
15 |
3 |
2296 |
Glenda doesn't have anywhere near the number of followers. |
1.1705 |
0.03987 |
129 |
111 |
14 |
4 |
2297 |
hubby bubble – no toil or trouble! |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
2298 |
Thanks, I'll search for eye of newt and toe of frog on line. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2299 |
You're telling me the camera was off the entire time? |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
2300 |
Oh! Apple the fruit! |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2301 |
I'm not sure which wine goes with this -- red or white? |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2302 |
I told Cheryl she had to take better care of her lawn or else. #cookingforone |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2303 |
Without my TikTok profile, my potion doesn't exist. But trust me darling, it's a spell you cannot resist |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
2304 |
Spell books are so passé. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2305 |
Welcome to the unboxing video of my new electric cauldron! |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2306 |
Substitutes for vegetable oil |
1.1700 |
0.04935 |
100 |
88 |
7 |
5 |
2307 |
Yes! Eye of newt! Thank you, Google. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2308 |
Oh, I am so posting this spell on witch-tagram. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2309 |
Glenda, I can’t FaceTime anymore, this kids are just about ready for dinner. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2310 |
Fire burn and cauldron bubble
Lady Macbeth is in terrible trouble. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2311 |
Sunday brews. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2312 |
#wifemeup |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2313 |
My nosy neighbor always wanted to go viral. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2314 |
Uh O,
I almost forgot the saffron. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2315 |
This picture will be a great example of a tabletop cauldron on the Wiccapedia page. |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2316 |
Sober October my arse witch, you know you can't resist this" |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
2317 |
Maybe now they'll invite me to the potluck. |
1.1698 |
0.03664 |
106 |
88 |
18 |
0 |
2318 |
Add Sriracha to make your eye of newt toats delish... |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2319 |
Got it! My first potion. |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
2320 |
Sending you a picture of the kids' meal! |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2321 |
My first solo cauldron! |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
2322 |
Great job Matt Gaetz, I knew the bitches (*ahem*... witches) brew would work wonders on you. |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
2323 |
Lady Macbeth here from Food Network, just checking your recipe for MAGA-brew....eye of newt, wool of bat, oil of snake, lorintit (pinch), tongue of trump ? |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2324 |
Just wanted to let you know that your children will be tasting good tonight |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2325 |
#lowglycemic |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2326 |
Your sweet Susie’s spell isn’t revenge porn Ralph, think of it as her “coming out” party. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2327 |
Jeffrey's gonna love this. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2328 |
Hey Siri , how many munchkins do I need to serve a party of 6 ? |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
2329 |
Oh no! I forgot eye of newt! |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
2330 |
Wing of bat, hair of dog, knob of butter... |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2331 |
Ok now give me a little more substance, Jim- in web dating, there is such a thing as too much je ne sais quoi. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2332 |
That should get hundreds of hates on Witchagram. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2333 |
This new portrait mode really captures your eyes. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
2334 |
Hang on, someone's hexting me. |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
2335 |
… “Bubble, Bubble, Social Trouble!” |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
2336 |
Surely this will win The New Yorker's pumpkin spice recipe. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2337 |
A floating bone straight up - that goes straight to my facebook page! |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2338 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Blow up my gram and my followers double |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2339 |
37.95 for one Eye of Newt?!! Get ready for some Toil and Trouble, Amazon! |
1.1684 |
0.04650 |
95 |
82 |
10 |
3 |
2340 |
Photographs best without eye of newt |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2341 |
Free range rats is the secret ingredient |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
2342 |
Taylor Swift
following instructions. |
1.1683 |
0.03741 |
101 |
84 |
17 |
0 |
2343 |
Amazon has a Prime Day special on microwave cauldrons! |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2344 |
Double, double AI eliminates the toil and trouble. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2345 |
Yup, even 'Broom Hilda' has a vlog these days! |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2346 |
Can you change my order please,no soup just the frog's legs. |
1.1683 |
0.03741 |
101 |
84 |
17 |
0 |
2347 |
Phone bubbles bubbles toils and troubles first! |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2348 |
My followers will die for this. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2349 |
Boil, bubble, selfie on the double! |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2350 |
Hey,Siri,where can I find eye of newt? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2351 |
Wow! Fillet of a fenny snake is on sale. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2352 |
Shoot, it was two eyes of newt and one tail of snail not two tails of snail and one eye of newt. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2353 |
Bye my Witches! Don’t forget to hate and subscribe! #hotghoulsummer #wiccangirlproblems #cursed |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2354 |
So. When shall we three meet again? And please don't give me, 'When the hurly burly's done'. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2355 |
Okay, TikTok fans -- here's another delicious way to fix pumpkin for the fall holidays. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2356 |
ChatGPT: now take over the toil and trouble part. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2357 |
I put some eyes in it! Now, let’s get some eyes ON it! |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2358 |
#HanselGretelVibez |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2359 |
Hextagram content! |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2360 |
This elixir recipe should get me trending on TikSpook |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2361 |
This'll look great on my tWitch stream! |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2362 |
What a charming cooking! Posting rn on heX. #freshfromthecoven |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2363 |
Macbeth elected President! |
1.1681 |
0.03534 |
113 |
94 |
19 |
0 |
2364 |
Hot damn! It's October again. |
1.1681 |
0.03534 |
113 |
94 |
19 |
0 |
2365 |
« Look Grandma Fetid, I tweaked your recipe to make cream of Covid soup! » |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
2366 |
I'm so glad I ditched my broom for Zoom! |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2367 |
Hashtag "Spellgeek" |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2368 |
Oh here it is! One toil, one trouble, let the ingredients bubble bubble….serve hot! |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
2369 |
Oh, what cute puppy dogs! |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
2370 |
Trust me, sis, substituting ear of mouse for eye of newt won't affect the smell at all. |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2371 |
Eerie Pot and the Sorcerer’s Phone |
1.1681 |
0.03834 |
119 |
101 |
16 |
2 |
2372 |
Some people say I drink too much coffee but F*** YOU! |
1.1680 |
0.04210 |
125 |
109 |
11 |
5 |
2373 |
Zuppa Toscana |
1.1680 |
0.03891 |
125 |
107 |
15 |
3 |
2374 |
Ah-ha-ha! What I hold is the real magic spell and humans don't even know it. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2375 |
Tik Tok, Clik Clok!
I've ghosted my boyfriend into a toad! |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2376 |
Now you just add the eye of newt and boil until it bubbles |
1.1667 |
0.03506 |
114 |
95 |
19 |
0 |
2377 |
Great! The back order of eye of newt is finally in stock> |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2378 |
#witchplease haha oh god I've never felt so alone. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
2379 |
...And the puppy is gone! |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2380 |
A thousand followers already, and I haven’t even added the newt’s eyes! |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2381 |
Gonna full send this recipe to the masses |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2382 |
I'll go viral even if my house turns to ash. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2383 |
The last step is eye of newt, but this time of year I like to swap it out for Pumpkin Spice. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2384 |
#dorthypotion |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2385 |
Ah shoot! I was supposed to add the eyeballs before the eye of newt! |
1.1667 |
0.03603 |
108 |
90 |
18 |
0 |
2386 |
We're good on eye of newt, and I've just ordered up some toe of frog on Amazon. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2387 |
I’ll show everyone that I can cook. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
2388 |
When you need to send a picture of your toxic ex to your bestie. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
2389 |
The perfect nutritious bone broth!" -@thewitchofprotei |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2390 |
Siri, where can I find eye of newt? |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2391 |
Just a sec. My fire's burning and my cauldron's bubbling. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2392 |
Say cheese, Glenda! |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2393 |
Of course, the hair of a newt is needed! |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2394 |
At last, thanks Siri! |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2395 |
People will love this on Spellbook. |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2396 |
Wait, let me take a streaks! |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2397 |
That’s the last of Fred! |
1.1667 |
0.03708 |
102 |
85 |
17 |
0 |
2398 |
Maybe I should get my broom for this pic |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2399 |
Wireless Pick: black handled footed cauldron |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2400 |
Hazel's sourdough starter yielded unexpected results... |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2401 |
Double, double, world off-kilter; trying out my brand-new filter! |
1.1667 |
0.03603 |
108 |
90 |
18 |
0 |
2402 |
Horrible...oh curses, how do you turn off self-portrait? |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2403 |
no eye balls harmed ! |
1.1667 |
0.03708 |
102 |
85 |
17 |
0 |
2404 |
Surrender Surrender Surrender dot dot dot |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2405 |
Hah! This will make me Speaker of the Coven. |
1.1667 |
0.04255 |
90 |
76 |
13 |
1 |
2406 |
For more one-cauldron brew recipes, smash “Like” or “Subscribe”! |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2407 |
Witchiepoo's gonna love this one... |
1.1667 |
0.03721 |
114 |
96 |
17 |
1 |
2408 |
"Finally, Amazon has a bulk discount on mouse tails!" |
1.1667 |
0.03721 |
114 |
96 |
17 |
1 |
2409 |
Just got the text back from my mom. She said to add only half of a newt. Woops! |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2410 |
#cauldronporn #ghouldinner |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
2411 |
I didn't burn it this time! |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
2412 |
In the end, reality won. But the expectation was low - very low. |
1.1667 |
0.03603 |
108 |
90 |
18 |
0 |
2413 |
Love posting my witch-hunt recipe on the Truth Social. |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
2414 |
Time to download my brew app. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2415 |
Eye of newt and…keep scrolling for the recipe. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
2416 |
Hah, this potion is so very anti-woke! |
1.1653 |
0.03588 |
121 |
102 |
18 |
1 |
2417 |
Another pinch of eye of newt and ....post |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
2418 |
Ghost Glinda!” |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2419 |
Gotta love my newt eye-phone. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2420 |
What would I do without YouTube? |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2421 |
And they say Halloween ideas from Pinterest are old hat! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2422 |
Camera casts its spell first. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2423 |
...add fillet of fenny snake, eye of newt, toe of frog, and then stir occasionally for 30 minutes to prevent sticking to the bottom of the pot... |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2424 |
Ha Ha Ha
Witch Hunt.
It's On !! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2425 |
Ha ha ha, so that's what it's supposed to b |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2426 |
Oh dear! They’ve put me on cauldron-waiting. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2427 |
#cauldronghouls |
1.1651 |
0.03573 |
109 |
91 |
18 |
0 |
2428 |
Good,the package of Eye of Newt arrived! |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
2429 |
Aww. Baby scorpions! |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
2430 |
Your card has been billed $299.95 for one (1) eye of newt. If you dispute this charge, please draw the appropriate pentagram to summon a representative. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2431 |
Ladies, you can make this at home.
It’s Toto-ly delicious! |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2432 |
Your brew pairs well with eyeball champagne. Bone appétit! |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2433 |
You have been selected as a winner of our new automatic crock pot that will free you up to go trick or treating! |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
2434 |
Aha. A source for bat gonads. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2435 |
Siri, where can I get the eye of a newt? |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
2436 |
The meat is arriving, after all! She's going to be scrumptious! |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
2437 |
omg thank you guys! Even though I literally just showed you how to make it, please go support me at my Etsy shop, Toil and Trouble! You could get a lucky scoop potion for just $49.99! |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2438 |
Felt cute. Might delete later. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2439 |
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
One viral post and tongue of dog |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
2440 |
Yes, we have eye of newt and toe of frog,Wool of bat and tongue of dog. We can give you next day delivery on that. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2441 |
This will look so good on my magic page |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
2442 |
Oh man this is going to get so many shrieks on Faceboo. |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
2443 |
Is the wifi password "5G" or not "5G"? THAT is the
question! |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2444 |
And to go with this, the perfect eyeball wine. |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
2445 |
In my hashtag reputation era |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2446 |
Yes Mom... I'm about to add the eye of newt right now |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2447 |
Bubbly, bubbly, do it right, who was that cute guy I met last night? |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2448 |
Oh good, the Coven deleted the Newt's Eye from the recipe |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2449 |
My selfies are just never scary enough! |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2450 |
No Problem! It's gluten free. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2451 |
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️#Yelp |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2452 |
Now for a little IG of newt |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2453 |
In my cauldron era |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
2454 |
This should put a smile on the face of everyone in my coven. |
1.1649 |
0.04061 |
97 |
82 |
14 |
1 |
2455 |
Thanks ChatGPT for the new recipe for the evil souls! |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2456 |
#SpellGoals |
1.1648 |
0.04212 |
91 |
77 |
13 |
1 |
2457 |
You still think the scarier selfie is with my shadow behind me? |
1.1648 |
0.03911 |
91 |
76 |
15 |
0 |
2458 |
Hey, I gotta kettle bubbling! You two wanna come over and make it a threesome? |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2459 |
No filter? So you really are Britney Spears! |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2460 |
You've reached Newts.com. All lines are busy. Please hold, and one of our agents will be with you shortly. |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2461 |
# Girl food! |
1.1647 |
0.04688 |
85 |
73 |
10 |
2 |
2462 |
#witchbitch |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
2463 |
What happens to folks who say “bite me”. |
1.1641 |
0.03965 |
128 |
111 |
13 |
4 |
2464 |
Sweeney Todd and I are staging a 5-star cook-off! |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
2465 |
This recipe really is more hoppy. |
1.1638 |
0.03662 |
116 |
98 |
17 |
1 |
2466 |
Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to text. |
1.1638 |
0.03662 |
116 |
98 |
17 |
1 |
2467 |
My gluten-free vegan love potion recipe has 1million likes on Facebook! |
1.1638 |
0.03662 |
116 |
98 |
17 |
1 |
2468 |
Hold still, kiddies! |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2469 |
My airfryer’s gotta see this! |
1.1638 |
0.04051 |
116 |
100 |
13 |
3 |
2470 |
THAT'S the missing ingredient! |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2471 |
Bitch, I’m a witch. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2472 |
It looks funny, smells funny, and tastes funny.
A wonderful success at my first time cooking cream of clown soup. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2473 |
#GirlDinner #BasicWitch |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2474 |
Siri, give me the 'eye of newt potion.' |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
2475 |
Sluttin' up Grandma's death potion, y'all!! |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2476 |
'So what do the Kardashians have that I don't ?' |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2477 |
It’s gluten free! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2478 |
#SpookySeason |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2479 |
This year we weird sisters will go as weird Barbies. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2480 |
#cauldronsofinstagram |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2481 |
TRUMP STEW!!!!! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2482 |
Soooooo, here's a tip for my followers: a good poison never spoils" *wink |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2483 |
Yasss witch #potionporn |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2484 |
Yay, I just took my first Spell-fie. |
1.1635 |
0.04755 |
104 |
92 |
7 |
5 |
2485 |
Posting potion porn! |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2486 |
Not your daughter's Instapot recipe! |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2487 |
Another ex-quisite recipe for you guys! |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2488 |
Finally, some Instagram-worthy brew! |
1.1635 |
0.03644 |
104 |
87 |
17 |
0 |
2489 |
bubble bubble, Bluetooth trouble |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2490 |
Love potion works on gram, too! Million hearts secured. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2491 |
Curse these cooking blog ads! |
1.1635 |
0.03644 |
104 |
87 |
17 |
0 |
2492 |
Winnie the poodle will be fetching her own bones when I'm through with her! |
1.1635 |
0.03644 |
104 |
87 |
17 |
0 |
2493 |
Beatrice was a huge fan of “America’s Worst Kitchen.” |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2494 |
I call this soup ‘red-eye reduction’! |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2495 |
All for the gram. Witches love the gram. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2496 |
Okay, okay calm down. I thought you said five bull frogs. I still see couple heads on top. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2497 |
The phone must toil and trouble first! |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2498 |
TWO likes?! Cruisin’… |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
2499 |
Sometimes you gotta kiss a few frogs.” |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2500 |
Oh, no wonder! Eye of newt, NOT eye of Newt Gingrich. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2501 |
Forget fair and foul; these posts are giving me FOMO! |
1.1633 |
0.04960 |
98 |
87 |
6 |
5 |
2502 |
THE 5th caller in will win 2 tickets to........ |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2503 |
feeling cute, might ride broom later, idk |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2504 |
And orange strand of hair completes my most wicked potion of all. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2505 |
WOW! I'm being promoted to a lady. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2506 |
can you guess who's bones? |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2507 |
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Please don't pop the market's bubble. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2508 |
It's Jim Jordan calling. I knew he'd come around. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2509 |
And I made it without frogs and snails and puppy dog tails! |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2510 |
is it too late to UberEats? |
1.1633 |
0.03753 |
98 |
82 |
16 |
0 |
2511 |
…and finally, a generous pinch of evil pumpkin-shade skin toner #45. |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2512 |
When Hazel started brewporn craze. |
1.1633 |
0.03753 |
98 |
82 |
16 |
0 |
2513 |
Fall morning concoction with pumpkin elixir! Recipe link in bio! |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2514 |
This weeks Home Chef! |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2515 |
This new camera app really lets the eye of newt and the screams of the innocents shine. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2516 |
Siri, who delivers eye of newt? |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2517 |
This coven could have been an email |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2518 |
Double, double toil and trouble;
Smartphone shine and caldron bubble. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2519 |
Pick me for “real house witches of New York!” |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2520 |
Guys, this is definitely a game changer. Meet my new instant pot! It is wicked! |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2521 |
Oh my pretty..the fairest one has a reverse camera! |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2522 |
Hold on while I forward the message from my brew! |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
2523 |
Thank God, I found someone with a supply of eye of newt. |
1.1624 |
0.03633 |
117 |
99 |
17 |
1 |
2524 |
For "hot" single warlocks swipe down. |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
2525 |
That is just great that you have a fenny snake and an adder's fork. I have all the easy ones. I'll tell my sisters! |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
2526 |
Double, double toil and trouble kind of night
#homemade #witcheswhobrew #cursed |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2527 |
Oh, goody! I can substitute eye of kevin for eye of newt. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2528 |
So after eye of newt, then what? |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2529 |
Cheat meal |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2530 |
#itworked#witchlife#witchesnotbitches |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
2531 |
He texted me back! So much for this love potion |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2532 |
And I replaced I-Phone model 10,000,000.01 with 10,000,000.2 |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2533 |
Now i know why the pocion wasn´t working. |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2534 |
! Time to BeEvil. ! |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2535 |
Children will always fatten up faster on a new Helix mattress. Use code GLENDA for 10% off your purchase. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2536 |
Oh! Walmart has eye of newt. Now I can finish my potion for the cabal on Tuesday. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2537 |
This love potion works! My ex just viewed my story! |
1.1619 |
0.03612 |
105 |
88 |
17 |
0 |
2538 |
Absolutely witchgrammable |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2539 |
#witchfluencer |
1.1619 |
0.04514 |
105 |
92 |
9 |
4 |
2540 |
I got you my pretty! |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2541 |
Paint n sip was full, so I decided to rake soup n sip. |
1.1619 |
0.03612 |
105 |
88 |
17 |
0 |
2542 |
I look great in this selfie! |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2543 |
So THAT’s the recipe to get Congress to get their act together! |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2544 |
And the best part is all the toad eyes are sustainably sourced and additive-free! |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2545 |
I hope I don't get crushed by a house! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2546 |
Witch tok is soooooo gonna love this |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2547 |
Like and follow, or you’ll be covered in boils by the morning. |
1.1616 |
0.03718 |
99 |
83 |
16 |
0 |
2548 |
This is definitely going viral on WiccTok. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2549 |
The rest of the coven's gotta see this.. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2550 |
And then add the eye of newt. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2551 |
Hey! Ebay has a pilot's thumb. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2552 |
Truth Social |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2553 |
With so many soup downloads—I'll never need an oven. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2554 |
Just wait til esmeralda sees this on insta omg she'll be so jelly! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2555 |
Yes ma, I know…, you just can’t get good eye of newt anymore. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2556 |
Something wickedly delicious this way comes #GhoulashSeason |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
2557 |
Thanks for joining my t-witch stream! |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2558 |
Double double toil and trouble
fire burn and caldron bubble ... Oops, I just got a text message from my two sisters. |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
2559 |
What? My roommate is a werewolf? |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
2560 |
And post to YouTube, and wait, and...zero likes.
Refresh.
Refresh. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2561 |
sup?"
"ddtt, duh! u? |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
2562 |
Add a dozen bat wings and simmer until tender. Garnish with fresh eyeballs. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2563 |
Nepo Witch |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2564 |
Pics or it didn't manifest |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2565 |
If I get this one right, the art of pure, old fashioned and in person conversation will make a strong comeback. |
1.1613 |
0.04030 |
124 |
108 |
12 |
4 |
2566 |
Hey Siri, where's the nearest eye of the newt? |
1.1611 |
0.03443 |
149 |
128 |
18 |
3 |
2567 |
II’ll call it Beer! |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
2568 |
Aah, court bouillon for the palace. |
1.1610 |
0.03605 |
118 |
100 |
17 |
1 |
2569 |
Damn, I was supposed to double it. |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2570 |
Google Google, toil and trouble |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2571 |
This recipe is great, but people will love the 10,000-word preface reminiscing about my apprenticeship as a sorceress even more! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2572 |
Who chants "Double, double toil and trouble" these days when a photo says it all? |
1.1609 |
0.04286 |
87 |
74 |
12 |
1 |
2573 |
Bubble, bubble, toil and Tik Tok! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2574 |
And here is something for all my followers out there in GlendaNation! |
1.1609 |
0.03962 |
87 |
73 |
14 |
0 |
2575 |
So many likes. |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
2576 |
"...and you can freeze the leftovers, but then it's only good for summoning Mets fans. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2577 |
Oh,Mona,how nice to see you! |
1.1607 |
0.03710 |
112 |
95 |
16 |
1 |
2578 |
“My brew contains toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog. Can someone tell me where to find eye of newt?” |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2579 |
Just something I cooked up for my Tinder matches. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2580 |
Double bubble, boil and...oh, wait, what's that on my nose? |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2581 |
Time to beast Bobby Flay. |
1.1607 |
0.04494 |
112 |
99 |
8 |
5 |
2582 |
My Hex Hacks channel just got a million hates! |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2583 |
I know my Tiktok is going to looove this one |
1.1607 |
0.03247 |
112 |
95 |
17 |
0 |
2584 |
Witch way always works. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2585 |
Hahaaa! Turns out Gordon Ramsay IS a one pot wonder! |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2586 |
How to tell me you’re a witch without telling me you’re a witch… |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2587 |
yes, I’m fully aware that the feet on my kettle are too short. |
1.1605 |
0.04797 |
81 |
70 |
9 |
2 |
2588 |
Hashtag FrenchCuisine. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2589 |
phone eats first! |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2590 |
Eh-he-he. And now I shall become Taylor Swift! |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2591 |
A pot AND a kettle... |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2592 |
iPhone soup, coming up! |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2593 |
Sure, bring a friend—this Insta-Cauldron makes bubbling not troubling. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2594 |
Ha! This is just Shakespeare. |
1.1604 |
0.03581 |
106 |
89 |
17 |
0 |
2595 |
Thank goodness! There's a broom to recipe button. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2596 |
#witches’brew |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2597 |
Moms, your kids will devour this new crockpot recipe. Link in bio for complete recipe. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2598 |
The correct way to make bone broth+ how to still ‘invite’ unwelcome relatives’ to thanksgiving dinner |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2599 |
This recipe has no toil and trouble, just let fire burn and cauldron bubble! |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2600 |
Follow me for more Wicken good recipe ideas! |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2601 |
What I eat in a day as a 45yo, pagan-era witch in a calorie deficit. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2602 |
Adulting |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2603 |
Unfiltered |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2604 |
Call me crazy if you want, but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto.” #susi #stitc |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2605 |
Now for my feed!” |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2606 |
Frog Wart Stew: the perfect centerpiece for any Halloween coven! |
1.1600 |
0.03685 |
100 |
84 |
16 |
0 |
2607 |
If only there were an app for cleaning cauldrons |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2608 |
I just love these one-pot recipes! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2609 |
There isn't a recipe for a qitch's brew |
1.1600 |
0.03819 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2610 |
Toil and trouble won’t get you more followers, but a great picture will. |
1.1600 |
0.03685 |
100 |
84 |
16 |
0 |
2611 |
Where my Salem witches at? Monster mash boutta be littt" #frightnight #halloweeken |
1.1600 |
0.03685 |
100 |
84 |
16 |
0 |
2612 |
Nothing is like a good food blog! |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2613 |
Look it’s my favorite Graveyard Soup |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2614 |
Just substituted free-range bat wing for eye of newt. Follow @PotionPosting for more brew hacks. #mybroomwillthankme #batnotfat |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2615 |
Fresh brew, this coffee will get you flying faster than a broomstick |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2616 |
Cooking for content, I don't care with the taste huahahaha |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2617 |
I love to caption ‘the plight of sew hat harrowing’ |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2618 |
The last ingredient is a non-sense picture |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2619 |
It's giving coven. |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
2620 |
....,and trust me on this,you have to let it simmer for full three hours before you add the eye of newt..., |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2621 |
When you finally get the recipe right and want to show off your cooking skills on Instagram |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
2622 |
I finally have a friend. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2623 |
Ah, so now I do have the votes to be Speaker! |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2624 |
Terbiumahassium! This will be the last foodie pic he ruins |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2625 |
These filters work magic. |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
2626 |
Oh! It’s eye of newt, not pie of fruit — I must get my eyes checked! |
1.1593 |
0.03679 |
113 |
98 |
13 |
2 |
2627 |
Hey Siri, do you have an incantation for an insurrection? |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2628 |
Little did they know, a flash would render the potion benign. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2629 |
Oh, great! I need a curse, and I've been ghosted by the Wicked Witch of the West. |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2630 |
Where is that boiled children’s recipe? |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2631 |
Adder’s tongue ? It costs a fortune and only works on lawyers. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2632 |
Jail time! My spell worked!! |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2633 |
Okay, Hashtag.. witchy Wednesday, hashtag Wednesday witch, hashtag magic moments, hash tag I’m a witch bitch. |
1.1591 |
0.04241 |
88 |
75 |
12 |
1 |
2634 |
Hot new potion dropping soon. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2635 |
Riiiight??? And then she was like, 'Throw in some carrots with the frogs and the stones!' and I was like, 'Whaaaat?' |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2636 |
My coven will totally lol. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2637 |
It worked! It worked! |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2638 |
This one-pot recipe will sweep you off your feet! |
1.1589 |
0.03551 |
107 |
90 |
17 |
0 |
2639 |
Only you, Wozzley, would dare mix tarantulas' legs and tail of rat! |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2640 |
ah the BeReal notification came during the perfect time |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2641 |
Abracadabr ... oh, wait! A Republican Speaker of the House approval is needed ... no way to get that done with the ingredients I have now! |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2642 |
Can I borrow an eye of newt? |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2643 |
Ah, I must get to the Capitol building house floor to cast my vote |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2644 |
Oh goody! That pesky popup webpage is gone. |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2645 |
And now the final ingredient: the ramblings of three million sad trolls |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2646 |
It’s Britney, Witches! |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2647 |
You guys HAVE to try these new vegan eyeballs |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2648 |
Turned out so beautiful that I'll post it on Instagram! |
1.1585 |
0.04414 |
82 |
70 |
11 |
1 |
2649 |
Boil for 10 minutes, using fresh fingers and eyeballs. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2650 |
That's the recipe I was looking for! |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2651 |
I picked up a bottle of eye of newt. Now I find out the recipe mean i-of-phone??? |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2652 |
Forgot the eye of newt again! LOLs! |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2653 |
Fillet of a fenny snake and wool of bat, toe of frog and eye of a phone... |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2654 |
Oh my God. Glinda, The Good Witch, just liked me. I’m going to be famous. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2655 |
Lastly I'll add a boxing glove to give it more punch. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2656 |
Real brewing is more about following your heart than following spells. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2657 |
Heyyyy witches this is my first #hotgirl cauldron! |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
2658 |
Get Ready With Me while I show you how I prepare for the Halloween Holidays… |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2659 |
Hey, Hazel, my blind date bubbled and bubbled, I toiled and was troubled. Is this Love Potion #9 or 10? |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2660 |
I just LOVE AI! |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2661 |
Says here that there is no substitution for eye of newt. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2662 |
So you can make a manhattan with no newt |
1.1579 |
0.03761 |
95 |
80 |
15 |
0 |
2663 |
Hope you all like this quick and easy girl potion! #cursed |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2664 |
Pinterest,Pinterest,with me don’t you jest.
I have to show up Ilvaya’s brew.
Now bring up your best! |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2665 |
Ohhhh, what an aesthetic! |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2666 |
#bubblebubble #toilandtrouble #eyeofnewt #hellacute |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2667 |
Those witches from Salem got it all wrong, now I have proof! |
1.1579 |
0.03761 |
95 |
80 |
15 |
0 |
2668 |
Insta worthy... Ghoul Gruel and Eyeball Highballs |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2669 |
Hex't" again.... |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2670 |
Phone, phone, in my hand, am I the fairest in the land? Am I...curses, what happened to the wi-fi? |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2671 |
YES! Etsy has a person! |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2672 |
Success! Finally a potion that revives & updates my iphone! |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2673 |
Jump in for recipe. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2674 |
Michelin can't deny me a star, or so they'll be toad. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2675 |
If you followed the potion recipe correctly, you’re no longer a wannabe witch. |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2676 |
Fun time making a deadly potion! |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2677 |
If you don't have a newt liver, you may substitute the heart of a wasp, but there's a small chance it might cause hair to grow on your tongue |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
2678 |
#flex.my.hex #spellbinding.microbrews #cauldron.curse.creations |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2679 |
Like" in Comments for the recip |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2680 |
Look at me making Ghoulash for the first time! |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2681 |
Look what bubblin’! #firstpotion #eyeofnewt #whatevenisanewt? |
1.1574 |
0.03758 |
108 |
92 |
15 |
1 |
2682 |
The secret to be the Witch with the most social media followers |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2683 |
Is it ruined if there's no toe of frog? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2684 |
Jumping in on the #WitchDinner trend |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2685 |
Sup, witches!? Brew yourself a favor and like and subscribe to my evil creation station. Muwahahaha! |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2686 |
I keep getting sniped on those Ruby Slippers but I’ll get them and an album by Toto too!! |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2687 |
There's no way Snape's beating me. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2688 |
If you like this potion, be sure to subscribe to my channel! |
1.1573 |
0.04197 |
89 |
76 |
12 |
1 |
2689 |
Hey Dorothy. This virtual hourglass is terrific." |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2690 |
I just bottled my new potion. Tell me if YOU think it looks like Orbitz. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2691 |
Double, double, telephone chuckle |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2692 |
Eye of newt and toe of frog, Tweet of Musk and tongue of dog … |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2693 |
I used vegan eye of newt and I bet nobody'll even notice! |
1.1570 |
0.03894 |
121 |
105 |
13 |
3 |
2694 |
Hilda didn't usually take pics of her potions, but this one was really enchanting |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
2695 |
@alisonroman, made your stew for the coven potluck! |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2696 |
BeReal time...#making moonshine |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2697 |
Step six... bring to a boil and toss salt over left shoulder... |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2698 |
#eatingpeople |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
2699 |
Oh, c'mon! Don't be shy! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2700 |
This new recipe totally #slays |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2701 |
Picture me stewing |
1.1569 |
0.03619 |
102 |
86 |
16 |
0 |
2702 |
Oh, that's perfect. Hold it right there. |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
90 |
10 |
2 |
2703 |
What a coincidence Peter, I was just thinking of you! |
1.1566 |
0.04689 |
83 |
72 |
9 |
2 |
2704 |
#Champagne and bubbly! |
1.1566 |
0.04014 |
83 |
70 |
13 |
0 |
2705 |
Last one I had rest witch face. |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2706 |
By the clicking of #BeReal, you may see my brew congeal. |
1.1565 |
0.03620 |
115 |
98 |
16 |
1 |
2707 |
Now if only I could spell out the recipe the way I cast spells.” |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
2708 |
Image for the Instagram,
Saved and sent for all the fam. |
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Let’s see Goody William’s top this. |
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I love posting my latest concoction! Take that you Witches! |
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We finally won the lawsuit against Shakespeare! |
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Amazon has Eye of Newt! |
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Great! Another potion order. |
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It might look like I’m taking a picture, but really I am a sexist, ageist cliche. |
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Witchin' --- and click! |
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Witchy vibes only! |
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This homemade caldron brew can be made in 3 easy steps!” |
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See. I’m a saucier, not a sorcerer. |
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Witchcraft on the Go |
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Oh look the news reads that they hunted a wrong witch only because she is less conventional |
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The perfect fall addition to my food blog: Vegan Child Stew |
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#girldinner |
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Tik Tok says eye of newt is like, so dated; try using AI. |
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Step four in slow-mo, when the eyeballs finally float to the top. |
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I've got to get a photo of one more guilty person entering the pot! |
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So then it will start to bubble just like this… I’m going to wait for a few others to join before we practice the spells. |
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I’m a Modern Which now. |
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Feelin' emotion for a potion! |
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Remember to like and subscribe or I’ll boil you alive! haha, jk” #yaaswitchqueenlif |
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No thanks…Politicians will pollute my potion preventing me from changing anything! |
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Alexa, Alexa, bring me a Warlock |
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I’m vacuously taking pictures of my brew instead of adding the eye of newt. |
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Tech Support? Let me talk to your supervisor. |
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Now two filters and it's done! |
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Double, double toil and trouble; pumpkin spice brew and cauldron-core assemble. |
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Double, double, toil and T-Mobile. |
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And that Tik-tokkers, is why you should only use the eye from a fresh newt.” |
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Just tried my mom's recipe. |
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Posting to Instaspell! |
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No Seri! I won’t sacrifice my iPhone! |
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The selfie is the toil. This is the bubble |
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…so enchant that Like button and follow me for more damned recipes. |
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Hey Macbeth, look at this now that the eye of newt has been added. |
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I said the next ingredient is an eye phone. An EYE phone! |
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Cheese? How dare Newt steal my secret magic ingredient idea to this recipe? |
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Gwyneth is going to love this bone broth recipe. |
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