Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
It’s attached to the debt ceiling. |
1.7821 |
0.02300 |
1230 |
563 |
372 |
295 |
1 |
It's from Fisher Price Waterhouse. |
1.7312 |
0.02316 |
1198 |
589 |
342 |
267 |
2 |
It’s the latest thing, cribtocurrency. |
1.6981 |
0.02302 |
1252 |
661 |
308 |
283 |
3 |
Great, now she'll just think it falls from the sky. |
1.6871 |
0.02211 |
1304 |
683 |
346 |
275 |
4 |
Of course, we'll place it higher if it's a girl. |
1.6729 |
0.01919 |
1816 |
1001 |
408 |
407 |
5 |
Hush money. |
1.6728 |
0.01560 |
2714 |
1485 |
632 |
597 |
6 |
It's cribtocurrency. |
1.6663 |
0.01894 |
1837 |
1014 |
422 |
401 |
7 |
This set is from the Trump collection. Behind bars and money just out of reach. |
1.6415 |
0.01893 |
1897 |
1106 |
365 |
426 |
8 |
Pretty soon, it’ll be Gucci, Gucci, goo. |
1.6290 |
0.01323 |
3954 |
2373 |
675 |
906 |
9 |
Don't worry, I adjusted it for inflation! |
1.6035 |
0.02922 |
633 |
346 |
192 |
95 |
10 |
I figure if playing Mozart to your kid makes him an artist . . . |
1.6023 |
0.02252 |
1046 |
568 |
326 |
152 |
11 |
I want our baby to grow up knowing wealth is just out of reach |
1.6009 |
0.02194 |
1170 |
656 |
325 |
189 |
12 |
The height adjusts itself automatically with the inflation rate. |
1.5947 |
0.02170 |
1172 |
657 |
333 |
182 |
13 |
It's never too soon for her to learn that wealth is always just out of reach. |
1.5942 |
0.02270 |
1030 |
567 |
314 |
149 |
14 |
Babies need a lot of stimulus. |
1.5832 |
0.02007 |
1310 |
732 |
392 |
186 |
15 |
It came free with a Wall Street Journal subscription. |
1.5821 |
0.01917 |
1608 |
951 |
378 |
279 |
16 |
It's supposed to feel close but always out of reach. |
1.5779 |
0.02115 |
1187 |
671 |
346 |
170 |
17 |
Green is gender neutral. |
1.5741 |
0.01953 |
1397 |
796 |
400 |
201 |
18 |
It's an Upwardly Mobile mobile. |
1.5734 |
0.01965 |
1383 |
790 |
393 |
200 |
19 |
It's called the Upwardly Mobile and it's out of reach to half of all babies born today. |
1.5720 |
0.02263 |
1070 |
620 |
288 |
162 |
20 |
Perfect — always on the mind and just out of reach. |
1.5706 |
0.02015 |
1311 |
751 |
372 |
188 |
21 |
This will teach him that financial security will always be just out of reach. |
1.5696 |
0.02082 |
1257 |
729 |
340 |
188 |
22 |
It's called mobile banking... what do you think |
1.5694 |
0.02198 |
1131 |
657 |
304 |
170 |
23 |
Operation Support Us In Our Old Age begins now. |
1.5671 |
0.02232 |
1095 |
638 |
293 |
164 |
24 |
So that's what mobile banking looks like! |
1.5478 |
0.02264 |
1015 |
597 |
280 |
138 |
25 |
This way, we'll all be crying about the same thing.” |
1.5433 |
0.01422 |
3247 |
2146 |
438 |
663 |
26 |
Are you sure the sonogram showed we're having a capitalist? |
1.5409 |
0.02274 |
1002 |
595 |
272 |
135 |
27 |
Are you sure we're having a capitalist? |
1.5354 |
0.01948 |
1341 |
797 |
370 |
174 |
28 |
They also had one made of happiness. |
1.5319 |
0.02152 |
1239 |
781 |
257 |
201 |
29 |
Rock-a-bye baby in the tree top: when the Dow falls the Nasdaq will pop… |
1.5297 |
0.02007 |
1329 |
815 |
324 |
190 |
30 |
Hopefully it will stimulate growth. |
1.5237 |
0.02657 |
674 |
397 |
201 |
76 |
31 |
It will work, I promise. Mine had planets, and I'm completely spaced out. |
1.5227 |
0.02037 |
1255 |
769 |
316 |
170 |
32 |
You don't want us raising a caring, loving, curious, well-adjusted SOCIALIST, do you? |
1.5211 |
0.02177 |
1092 |
669 |
277 |
146 |
33 |
That will insure that she doesn't become a theater major! |
1.5168 |
0.02436 |
863 |
530 |
220 |
113 |
34 |
Yes it could fall and kill her, but that's capitalism in a nutshell, Diane |
1.5154 |
0.02157 |
1133 |
706 |
270 |
157 |
35 |
I want our child to grasp the concept of a suspended debt ceiling |
1.5144 |
0.02685 |
731 |
456 |
174 |
101 |
36 |
Buffett if it’s a girl, Warren if it’s a boy. |
1.5111 |
0.02151 |
1125 |
702 |
271 |
152 |
37 |
He'll be primarily dealing in liquid assets for the first year, so I thought I'd start him on mobile banking. |
1.5108 |
0.02007 |
1249 |
769 |
322 |
158 |
38 |
I look forward to bonding, especially over series EE. |
1.5023 |
0.01806 |
1967 |
1364 |
218 |
385 |
39 |
The kid will need to know what makes the world go round. |
1.4982 |
0.02066 |
1116 |
686 |
304 |
126 |
40 |
You told me to open a mobile account for him. |
1.4968 |
0.02288 |
936 |
583 |
241 |
112 |
41 |
I just want to provide an early start with mobile banking. |
1.4960 |
0.02178 |
1000 |
616 |
272 |
112 |
42 |
This is New York, Brenda. Our child needs to be ready. |
1.4943 |
0.02486 |
793 |
496 |
202 |
95 |
43 |
And I'll read her bedtime stories about Goldy Locks and the bear market. |
1.4854 |
0.02046 |
1133 |
710 |
296 |
127 |
44 |
Have you seen my piggy bank? |
1.4827 |
0.02118 |
1415 |
1004 |
139 |
272 |
45 |
It's called a financial reveal. |
1.4823 |
0.02120 |
1381 |
971 |
154 |
256 |
46 |
I’d settle for nine toes and an exceptional FICO score. |
1.4789 |
0.02220 |
1161 |
792 |
182 |
187 |
47 |
Oh, this? It's from Uncle Scrooge. |
1.4674 |
0.02177 |
952 |
603 |
253 |
96 |
48 |
She’ll be fine. It’s firmly attached to the glass ceiling. |
1.4634 |
0.02159 |
1066 |
704 |
230 |
132 |
49 |
It’s safer than crypto. |
1.4593 |
0.02216 |
897 |
571 |
240 |
86 |
50 |
Your mom handed it to me and said 'We don't need any more dreamers in this family...' |
1.4578 |
0.02303 |
841 |
539 |
219 |
83 |
51 |
This way, she'll get used to having student loan debt hanging over her head. |
1.4553 |
0.02352 |
951 |
650 |
169 |
132 |
52 |
I call it the upwardly mobile. |
1.4527 |
0.02342 |
899 |
602 |
187 |
110 |
53 |
Didn’t the doctor say “fiscal stimulation”? |
1.4495 |
0.02384 |
792 |
516 |
196 |
80 |
54 |
I want it back in my room. |
1.4384 |
0.02604 |
698 |
471 |
148 |
79 |
55 |
It's an upwardly mobile. |
1.4351 |
0.02519 |
747 |
507 |
155 |
85 |
56 |
It holds interest. |
1.4310 |
0.02535 |
717 |
485 |
155 |
77 |
57 |
It’s called an upwardly mobile. |
1.4304 |
0.02674 |
697 |
485 |
124 |
88 |
58 |
To get him used to it being just out of reach. |
1.4288 |
0.02731 |
667 |
465 |
118 |
84 |
59 |
Think of it as her first mobile banking app. |
1.4230 |
0.02727 |
643 |
446 |
122 |
75 |
60 |
We can raise it or lower it as the interest rate changes |
1.4217 |
0.02827 |
626 |
442 |
104 |
80 |
61 |
I want them to learn about financial security, but see that it’s always out of reach. |
1.4197 |
0.02647 |
660 |
455 |
133 |
72 |
62 |
I didn't even know the Wharton Business School had a gift shop. |
1.4190 |
0.02887 |
611 |
436 |
94 |
81 |
63 |
And we can raise it and lower it depending on the market. |
1.4183 |
0.02811 |
600 |
418 |
113 |
69 |
64 |
Too subtle? |
1.4173 |
0.02837 |
532 |
359 |
124 |
49 |
65 |
I’m teaching object impermanence. |
1.4156 |
0.03129 |
604 |
458 |
41 |
105 |
66 |
Absolutely not! The baby could choke on a Bitcoin. |
1.4154 |
0.02803 |
544 |
368 |
126 |
50 |
67 |
This should keep him quiet. Just a little hush money. |
1.4154 |
0.02832 |
585 |
408 |
111 |
66 |
68 |
I didn't know Fisher Price made metaphors. |
1.4108 |
0.03013 |
594 |
438 |
68 |
88 |
69 |
It’s the closest thing to a money tree that I could find! |
1.4086 |
0.02802 |
509 |
341 |
128 |
40 |
70 |
Billionaires don’t count sheep, honey. |
1.4056 |
0.03170 |
461 |
325 |
85 |
51 |
71 |
Let's dream big, honey. One day our child could be a Supreme Court justice! |
1.3992 |
0.02977 |
531 |
380 |
90 |
61 |
72 |
Well, if he's going to chase something, better this than unicorns. |
1.3969 |
0.02922 |
456 |
309 |
113 |
34 |
73 |
got it from the dollar store" |
1.3968 |
0.03052 |
499 |
357 |
86 |
56 |
74 |
Better she gets used to it being always slightly out of reach.. |
1.3898 |
0.02950 |
490 |
345 |
99 |
46 |
75 |
It's the only toy where he won't lose interest. |
1.3896 |
0.03124 |
462 |
331 |
82 |
49 |
76 |
I got it at a dollar store. |
1.3881 |
0.03074 |
469 |
335 |
86 |
48 |
77 |
This will teach her that money will always be just out of reach. |
1.3855 |
0.03146 |
454 |
327 |
79 |
48 |
78 |
For now, it's safer here, but we'll have to watch interest rates. |
1.3853 |
0.03014 |
423 |
291 |
101 |
31 |
79 |
I think I mistyped 'Monkey Mobile' on our registry |
1.3848 |
0.03086 |
447 |
317 |
88 |
42 |
80 |
You sold the baby!? |
1.3824 |
0.03362 |
442 |
331 |
53 |
58 |
81 |
She really needs to understand revolving credit. |
1.3821 |
0.03323 |
424 |
311 |
64 |
49 |
82 |
You said you wanted the nursery to have a theme so I went with "Late Stage Capitalism" |
1.3820 |
0.03253 |
445 |
327 |
66 |
52 |
83 |
I don’t want him to grow up to be a cartoonist. |
1.3774 |
0.03384 |
416 |
309 |
57 |
50 |
84 |
The sooner they learn to sleep with debt hanging over them the better |
1.3774 |
0.03286 |
424 |
311 |
66 |
47 |
85 |
I’m still trying to get it to balance.” |
1.3767 |
0.03062 |
430 |
304 |
90 |
36 |
86 |
"I got it at the Trump liquidation sale." |
1.3766 |
0.03435 |
385 |
282 |
61 |
42 |
87 |
What did moons and stars do for me? Nothing. |
1.3744 |
0.03122 |
438 |
316 |
80 |
42 |
88 |
I think it is much more practical than reaching for Unicorns. |
1.3740 |
0.03169 |
369 |
256 |
88 |
25 |
89 |
We need to get her used to mobile banking. |
1.3732 |
0.03312 |
410 |
301 |
65 |
44 |
90 |
I thought you said we should set up mobile banking before the baby arrived? |
1.3714 |
0.03181 |
420 |
304 |
76 |
40 |
91 |
And we'll name him Rich. |
1.3702 |
0.03222 |
389 |
278 |
78 |
33 |
92 |
It’s stimulus. |
1.3690 |
0.03419 |
374 |
274 |
62 |
38 |
93 |
It’s an Exxon mobile. |
1.3687 |
0.03228 |
377 |
268 |
79 |
30 |
94 |
Honey, I meant mobile banking. |
1.3674 |
0.03412 |
362 |
263 |
65 |
34 |
95 |
This is not what I meant by 'Mobile Banking.' |
1.3668 |
0.03167 |
398 |
285 |
80 |
33 |
96 |
But what if he wants to become a teacher? |
1.3641 |
0.03350 |
390 |
288 |
62 |
40 |
97 |
It’s important for her to learn that financial stability is always out of reach. |
1.3634 |
0.03288 |
377 |
273 |
71 |
33 |
98 |
The buck starts here. |
1.3634 |
0.03291 |
366 |
263 |
73 |
30 |
99 |
My child's going to be raised with traditional American values. |
1.3632 |
0.03323 |
391 |
288 |
64 |
39 |
100 |
Kids used to get piggy banks to learn about money. |
1.3632 |
0.03707 |
380 |
297 |
28 |
55 |
101 |
This little piggy bank went bust! |
1.3621 |
0.03564 |
417 |
328 |
27 |
62 |
102 |
It’s supposed to stimulate their sense of entitlement. |
1.3603 |
0.03292 |
358 |
257 |
73 |
28 |
103 |
I knew this would happen when Musk bought Fisher-Price. |
1.3577 |
0.03541 |
355 |
266 |
51 |
38 |
104 |
I’m hoping he becomes a Supreme Court Justice or a drug dealer. |
1.3553 |
0.03945 |
318 |
247 |
29 |
42 |
105 |
I want to be sent to a NICE nursing home, okay? |
1.3540 |
0.03514 |
322 |
235 |
60 |
27 |
106 |
Elon Musk had one |
1.3534 |
0.03612 |
348 |
264 |
45 |
39 |
107 |
This way, he'll be upwardly mobile. |
1.3526 |
0.03338 |
346 |
251 |
68 |
27 |
108 |
Wait till you see the change table. |
1.3524 |
0.03566 |
332 |
247 |
53 |
32 |
109 |
It will help him distinguish shapes and emerging markets. |
1.3523 |
0.03259 |
369 |
269 |
70 |
30 |
110 |
It's part of the Adam Smith Collection at Toys R Us. |
1.3517 |
0.03579 |
327 |
243 |
53 |
31 |
111 |
I think your parents are trying to tell us something. |
1.3514 |
0.03221 |
313 |
218 |
80 |
15 |
112 |
Let some other kid reach for the stars. |
1.3505 |
0.03598 |
311 |
229 |
55 |
27 |
113 |
I disagree, I think Elon will love this! |
1.3503 |
0.03585 |
354 |
270 |
44 |
40 |
114 |
I call it the upward mobile-ity |
1.3493 |
0.03514 |
335 |
249 |
55 |
31 |
115 |
It's a gift from our financial advisor. |
1.3488 |
0.03495 |
344 |
257 |
54 |
33 |
116 |
And the song it plays is Money by Pink Floyd. |
1.3484 |
0.03689 |
310 |
232 |
48 |
30 |
117 |
It adjusts so it's always just out of reach. |
1.3474 |
0.03762 |
308 |
233 |
43 |
32 |
118 |
Worked for Trump. |
1.3465 |
0.03608 |
329 |
248 |
48 |
33 |
119 |
I just can’t let her make the same art history major mistakes that we did. |
1.3454 |
0.03620 |
304 |
225 |
53 |
26 |
120 |
Well honey, I call it an upwardly mobile. |
1.3443 |
0.03566 |
334 |
252 |
49 |
33 |
121 |
We'll keep it just out of reach- life's first lesson. |
1.3438 |
0.03599 |
320 |
240 |
50 |
30 |
122 |
Yes, it's beyond the baby's reach. Kids need to learn this early. |
1.3434 |
0.03529 |
332 |
249 |
52 |
31 |
123 |
It's never too early to learn that wealth is always just out of reach. |
1.3428 |
0.03668 |
318 |
241 |
45 |
32 |
124 |
Counting sheep is so last fiscal year |
1.3419 |
0.04032 |
234 |
172 |
44 |
18 |
125 |
It was cheaper than the one with Disney characters. |
1.3412 |
0.03390 |
340 |
252 |
60 |
28 |
126 |
Better to teach them now that it'll always be just out of reach. |
1.3404 |
0.03548 |
329 |
248 |
50 |
31 |
127 |
If my parents had done this for me, we wouldn't be having this discussion. |
1.3403 |
0.03692 |
288 |
214 |
50 |
24 |
128 |
Our kid ain't gonna be no commie! |
1.3402 |
0.04004 |
291 |
227 |
29 |
35 |
129 |
What a great baby shower gift from Goldman Sachs |
1.3393 |
0.03442 |
336 |
251 |
56 |
29 |
130 |
He needs to learn the futility of something he can’t grasp. |
1.3379 |
0.03411 |
293 |
211 |
65 |
17 |
131 |
If it's twins,we'll set up joint accounts. |
1.3370 |
0.03437 |
276 |
197 |
65 |
14 |
132 |
Baby animal mobiles get you art majors, Sarah. This will get us a tycoon! |
1.3362 |
0.03520 |
348 |
267 |
45 |
36 |
133 |
I want him to become our security blanket. |
1.3355 |
0.03756 |
310 |
239 |
38 |
33 |
134 |
Too soon? |
1.3348 |
0.04078 |
233 |
174 |
40 |
19 |
135 |
I just want it to be a Republican |
1.3345 |
0.03886 |
296 |
230 |
33 |
33 |
136 |
I know bitcoin is all the rage but I want her grounded in the classics. |
1.3344 |
0.03655 |
305 |
231 |
46 |
28 |
137 |
It's never to early to learn about mobile banking. |
1.3344 |
0.03561 |
323 |
245 |
48 |
30 |
138 |
It's a little bit Calder and a little bit Zuckerberg. |
1.3333 |
0.03864 |
276 |
210 |
40 |
26 |
139 |
Don’t worry. It never trickles down. |
1.3333 |
0.03519 |
303 |
225 |
55 |
23 |
140 |
I call it Cribtocurrency! |
1.3323 |
0.03723 |
310 |
239 |
39 |
32 |
141 |
Got it on sale at Trump Tower liquidation sale. |
1.3322 |
0.03954 |
286 |
223 |
31 |
32 |
142 |
I picked it up at a Trump Tower yard sale. |
1.3312 |
0.03850 |
311 |
245 |
29 |
37 |
143 |
This is for a boy. The girl's has 17% less money. |
1.3311 |
0.03580 |
299 |
224 |
51 |
24 |
144 |
It's called upward mobility! |
1.3288 |
0.03579 |
295 |
221 |
51 |
23 |
145 |
At least she'll know what makes the world go round. |
1.3286 |
0.03714 |
280 |
211 |
46 |
23 |
146 |
Think Gucci Gucci Goo… |
1.3271 |
0.03623 |
266 |
196 |
53 |
17 |
147 |
Trust me. All the guys on the internet say the future is in cribtocurrency. |
1.3269 |
0.03551 |
309 |
234 |
49 |
26 |
148 |
Montessori is rebranding. |
1.3260 |
0.03986 |
273 |
213 |
31 |
29 |
149 |
I bought it years ago at Fred Trump's yard sale. |
1.3253 |
0.04383 |
249 |
200 |
17 |
32 |
150 |
It’s educational because it’s always just out of reach. |
1.3244 |
0.03474 |
299 |
223 |
55 |
21 |
151 |
Goodnight greenbacks and goodnight money sacks.
Goodnight millions and goodnight billions." |
1.3237 |
0.03962 |
278 |
218 |
30 |
30 |
152 |
He'll be the first in his class to learn how to bank using a mobile device. |
1.3234 |
0.03703 |
269 |
202 |
47 |
20 |
153 |
Hush money is big these days. |
1.3231 |
0.03753 |
260 |
195 |
46 |
19 |
154 |
She'll need to learn that it's always just out of reach. |
1.3228 |
0.03459 |
316 |
239 |
52 |
25 |
155 |
It’s important that he knows that he’s an American |
1.3223 |
0.03814 |
242 |
180 |
46 |
16 |
156 |
They call it the upwardly mobile. |
1.3218 |
0.03857 |
261 |
199 |
40 |
22 |
157 |
This is her college fund? |
1.3213 |
0.03766 |
277 |
212 |
41 |
24 |
158 |
It was the most realistic model of the universe they had. |
1.3212 |
0.03865 |
274 |
212 |
36 |
26 |
159 |
I thought credit cards would be too abstract |
1.3208 |
0.03851 |
265 |
203 |
39 |
23 |
160 |
Well, all the mattresses are full. |
1.3204 |
0.03957 |
284 |
225 |
27 |
32 |
161 |
And this will remind us why we shouldn't have another one. |
1.3203 |
0.03759 |
281 |
216 |
40 |
25 |
162 |
And after he's mastered this, we'll put up the one with stock market symbols. |
1.3197 |
0.03669 |
294 |
226 |
42 |
26 |
163 |
Mobile banking is the future |
1.3194 |
0.03907 |
263 |
203 |
36 |
24 |
164 |
With inflation we probably should've used twenty dollar bills. |
1.3192 |
0.03542 |
260 |
191 |
55 |
14 |
165 |
Think of it as an Exxon Mobile |
1.3189 |
0.03808 |
254 |
192 |
43 |
19 |
166 |
I'm just saying, this next generation will need to start thinking about retirement a little earlier. |
1.3169 |
0.03925 |
243 |
185 |
39 |
19 |
167 |
Designed it myself. It's "an Upwardly Mobile". |
1.3169 |
0.04011 |
243 |
187 |
35 |
21 |
168 |
But what if she’s not Republican? |
1.3156 |
0.04080 |
244 |
190 |
31 |
23 |
169 |
Why can't we raise him as a socialist? |
1.3152 |
0.03936 |
276 |
218 |
29 |
29 |
170 |
Someone’s gotta pay for our nursing home! |
1.3147 |
0.03662 |
251 |
187 |
49 |
15 |
171 |
I found it on the Harvard Business School Web site. |
1.3144 |
0.03697 |
264 |
200 |
45 |
19 |
172 |
A gift from our financial advisor |
1.3143 |
0.03363 |
280 |
206 |
60 |
14 |
173 |
It's never too early to get them comfortable with mobile banking. |
1.3142 |
0.03606 |
261 |
195 |
50 |
16 |
174 |
When you spin it, it goes ka-ching. |
1.3135 |
0.03819 |
252 |
192 |
41 |
19 |
175 |
It was a shower gift from Uncle Ebenezer. |
1.3132 |
0.04054 |
265 |
211 |
25 |
29 |
176 |
And as it rotates, it plays "Can't Buy Me Love." |
1.3125 |
0.03774 |
256 |
195 |
42 |
19 |
177 |
I just pray the kid doesn't inherit my insanely long left arm! |
1.3120 |
0.04041 |
250 |
196 |
30 |
24 |
178 |
It only spins to the right. |
1.3120 |
0.04068 |
234 |
181 |
33 |
20 |
179 |
Let's see if money changes everything, including diapers. |
1.3117 |
0.03912 |
247 |
190 |
37 |
20 |
180 |
This upwardly mobile will teach that money is often just out of reach. |
1.3112 |
0.04067 |
241 |
188 |
31 |
22 |
181 |
Yeah, it’s completely out of reach. That’s the whole point. |
1.3112 |
0.03628 |
286 |
220 |
43 |
23 |
182 |
If we are not careful, they will be poets. |
1.3106 |
0.03651 |
264 |
200 |
46 |
18 |
183 |
But it's never too early to teach about the mobile economy! |
1.3106 |
0.03530 |
264 |
197 |
52 |
15 |
184 |
It's called the Upwardly Mobile™ |
1.3105 |
0.04062 |
248 |
195 |
29 |
24 |
185 |
Voila! The 'upwardly mobile.' |
1.3105 |
0.04022 |
248 |
194 |
31 |
23 |
186 |
At 6 months old, I plan on switching to stocks and mutual funds |
1.3102 |
0.03802 |
245 |
186 |
42 |
17 |
187 |
I tried it with crypto first, but it kept crashing” |
1.3101 |
0.03668 |
258 |
195 |
46 |
17 |
188 |
It's more of hint to the grandparents than a baby toy |
1.3097 |
0.03725 |
268 |
206 |
41 |
21 |
189 |
From eBay — vintage from Trump's childhood home. |
1.3091 |
0.03764 |
275 |
214 |
37 |
24 |
190 |
You can play him all the Mozart you want, this is his meal ticket. |
1.3080 |
0.03829 |
250 |
192 |
39 |
19 |
191 |
This is cribtocurrency. |
1.3077 |
0.03862 |
247 |
190 |
38 |
19 |
192 |
They were out of piggy banks. |
1.3074 |
0.03713 |
257 |
196 |
43 |
18 |
193 |
No, it's just far enough away to give him hope. |
1.3071 |
0.03794 |
241 |
183 |
42 |
16 |
194 |
It’s great for setting expectations. She’ll learn from the outset that things she wants are out of reach. |
1.3071 |
0.03794 |
241 |
183 |
42 |
16 |
195 |
If it’s a girl, we’ll name her Penny; If it’s a boy, we’ll call him Buck. |
1.3071 |
0.03655 |
241 |
180 |
48 |
13 |
196 |
Someday our daughter Lil Tay will grow up to be a stable and talented rap star. |
1.3065 |
0.04289 |
248 |
202 |
16 |
30 |
197 |
We'll have to remove one of the bags if it's a girl. |
1.3065 |
0.04014 |
248 |
195 |
30 |
23 |
198 |
It’s called “The Upwardly Mobile”. Let’s hope it works. |
1.3065 |
0.03848 |
248 |
191 |
38 |
19 |
199 |
If we want him to be the next senator from New Jersey he’s gonna have to get comfortable with unexplainable cash in unimaginable places. |
1.3056 |
0.04299 |
216 |
170 |
26 |
20 |
200 |
It plays a short lecture by Warren Buffett. |
1.3056 |
0.04146 |
216 |
167 |
32 |
17 |
201 |
A kid can dream. |
1.3052 |
0.03572 |
249 |
186 |
50 |
13 |
202 |
I think we ought to introduce materialism straight away. Why go through all the angst of platitudes. |
1.3051 |
0.03984 |
236 |
183 |
34 |
19 |
203 |
Only $2500 at the GOP store. |
1.3050 |
0.03808 |
259 |
201 |
37 |
21 |
204 |
His nine month's lease is just about up. |
1.3045 |
0.04113 |
243 |
193 |
26 |
24 |
205 |
Upward mobility. |
1.3043 |
0.03914 |
230 |
176 |
38 |
16 |
206 |
She'll learn mobile banking from day one. |
1.3042 |
0.04022 |
240 |
188 |
31 |
21 |
207 |
It’s a literal representation of the limited ways I am capable of expressing love, which I don’t plan on ever addressing. |
1.3042 |
0.03845 |
240 |
184 |
39 |
17 |
208 |
I want her to be able to say she grew up with money. |
1.3037 |
0.03580 |
270 |
206 |
46 |
18 |
209 |
-And just to be clear, I stenciled 'Greed is Good' on the ceiling. |
1.3036 |
0.04182 |
224 |
176 |
28 |
20 |
210 |
When I said we will bribe the baby to sleep, I had something different in mind |
1.3031 |
0.03818 |
254 |
197 |
37 |
20 |
211 |
I really misunderstood the bank's mobile deposit option. |
1.3004 |
0.03713 |
243 |
185 |
43 |
15 |
212 |
Mobile? It's an official NBA vertical jump trainer. |
1.3004 |
0.04063 |
243 |
193 |
27 |
23 |
213 |
It's a mobile... it's a metaphor... and it's always just out of reach. |
1.2992 |
0.03556 |
254 |
192 |
48 |
14 |
214 |
I thought you said to get something inspirational. |
1.2992 |
0.03790 |
244 |
188 |
39 |
17 |
215 |
If you insist, but I still think Elon is a stupid name” |
1.2991 |
0.04131 |
234 |
186 |
26 |
22 |
216 |
I got a great deal at a Trump yard sale. |
1.2986 |
0.04359 |
211 |
168 |
23 |
20 |
217 |
This will prepare her for mobile banking. |
1.2979 |
0.04116 |
235 |
187 |
26 |
22 |
218 |
I mean, you’re missing half your arm and a hand. I’ve got only one leg and this kooky arm. God only knows what this baby is going to look like, but at least it’ll be drawn to money. |
1.2979 |
0.04331 |
235 |
192 |
16 |
27 |
219 |
I wanted to make a bitcoin mobile, but I needed something real to hang. |
1.2978 |
0.03807 |
225 |
171 |
41 |
13 |
220 |
He'll learn that financial security is always out of reach |
1.2976 |
0.03615 |
252 |
192 |
45 |
15 |
221 |
It won't come crashing down. |
1.2972 |
0.03554 |
249 |
188 |
48 |
13 |
222 |
Just a little reminder to avoid a liberal arts degree. |
1.2972 |
0.04129 |
212 |
165 |
31 |
16 |
223 |
I tried the crypto one, but it only goes up and down." |
1.2971 |
0.03886 |
239 |
186 |
35 |
18 |
224 |
It's from Warren Buffett |
1.2965 |
0.04043 |
226 |
177 |
31 |
18 |
225 |
You said you wanted green. |
1.2961 |
0.03714 |
233 |
177 |
43 |
13 |
226 |
A new Sage of Omaha |
1.2960 |
0.04089 |
250 |
202 |
22 |
26 |
227 |
It’s a mobile deposit. |
1.2946 |
0.03863 |
224 |
172 |
38 |
14 |
228 |
I can’t wait until he rolls over. |
1.2941 |
0.04002 |
221 |
172 |
33 |
16 |
229 |
This is not what I meant when I said to use the money for a new mobile. |
1.2941 |
0.04154 |
221 |
175 |
27 |
19 |
230 |
Do you really want a family with three art history majors? |
1.2941 |
0.04069 |
238 |
190 |
26 |
22 |
231 |
It’s a great idea, darling. I’m just worried about undercutting the tooth fairy |
1.2941 |
0.03799 |
238 |
184 |
38 |
16 |
232 |
Our little Republican will have her very own debt ceiling. |
1.2939 |
0.03712 |
228 |
173 |
43 |
12 |
233 |
This, my darling, will set him up for successs |
1.2939 |
0.04107 |
228 |
181 |
27 |
20 |
234 |
I'm worried about the debt ceiling. |
1.2939 |
0.03815 |
228 |
175 |
39 |
14 |
235 |
It’s from the dollar store! |
1.2935 |
0.03980 |
201 |
153 |
37 |
11 |
236 |
Because it will always be out of reach. |
1.2932 |
0.03434 |
266 |
202 |
50 |
14 |
237 |
All right, I'll allow the mobile. But we are not, I repeat not, naming him Elon! |
1.2930 |
0.04132 |
215 |
169 |
29 |
17 |
238 |
It’s very zen for the baby to visualize money. |
1.2929 |
0.03955 |
198 |
150 |
38 |
10 |
239 |
I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as its stock portfolio is healthy." |
1.2926 |
0.04091 |
229 |
182 |
27 |
20 |
240 |
You can't start too early in developing values and priorities. |
1.2922 |
0.04046 |
243 |
195 |
25 |
23 |
241 |
I thought we agreed that we'd raise our kid to be upwardly mobile. |
1.2919 |
0.03873 |
209 |
159 |
39 |
11 |
242 |
This should help with postpartum recession. |
1.2917 |
0.04167 |
216 |
171 |
27 |
18 |
243 |
What do you have against the upwardly mobile? |
1.2915 |
0.04188 |
199 |
155 |
30 |
14 |
244 |
They promised 10% growth over the next six months |
1.2911 |
0.03708 |
237 |
182 |
41 |
14 |
245 |
They’re tantalizingly out of reach, so he’s ready for the real world. |
1.2911 |
0.04047 |
213 |
166 |
32 |
15 |
246 |
I thought green would be more gender neutral. |
1.2909 |
0.04008 |
220 |
172 |
32 |
16 |
247 |
It's called mobile banking. |
1.2902 |
0.03904 |
224 |
174 |
35 |
15 |
248 |
I’m not birthing a Kardashian, Steve! |
1.2900 |
0.04151 |
231 |
186 |
23 |
22 |
249 |
Only two more days until he goes public. |
1.2899 |
0.03742 |
238 |
184 |
39 |
15 |
250 |
But what would a crypto mobile even look like? |
1.2896 |
0.04093 |
221 |
175 |
28 |
18 |
251 |
I want him to be upwardly mobile |
1.2894 |
0.03822 |
235 |
183 |
36 |
16 |
252 |
You wouldn’t want her to end up with a liberal arts degree, would you? |
1.2893 |
0.04212 |
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154 |
29 |
14 |
253 |
I'm thinking about their futures. |
1.2891 |
0.04232 |
211 |
168 |
25 |
18 |
254 |
Why does it always look to be moving away? |
1.2890 |
0.04133 |
218 |
173 |
27 |
18 |
255 |
I know it's a little old fashioned, but I couldn't figure out how to attach Bitcoins. |
1.2889 |
0.03889 |
225 |
175 |
35 |
15 |
256 |
You asked me to make a mobile that wasn’t pink or blue, so you got green. |
1.2888 |
0.03855 |
232 |
181 |
35 |
16 |
257 |
For realism, I included dollar bills flying away. |
1.2887 |
0.03681 |
239 |
184 |
41 |
14 |
258 |
Money doesn't just talk, it also sings lullabies. |
1.2887 |
0.04129 |
194 |
150 |
32 |
12 |
259 |
The Warren Buffet teddy bear arrives tomorrow. |
1.2887 |
0.04129 |
194 |
150 |
32 |
12 |
260 |
... and if it's a boy, he'll be Rich. |
1.2886 |
0.04029 |
201 |
155 |
34 |
12 |
261 |
What’s the problem? It’s visually stimulating, and it talks. |
1.2882 |
0.03739 |
229 |
176 |
40 |
13 |
262 |
Are you thinking it will inspire our child to be successful or just prep her for student debt? |
1.2877 |
0.04052 |
212 |
166 |
31 |
15 |
263 |
It’s our only chance at retirement. |
1.2875 |
0.03853 |
240 |
189 |
33 |
18 |
264 |
Well, that’s the last of it. |
1.2872 |
0.04216 |
188 |
146 |
30 |
12 |
265 |
And instead of your standard lullaby, it plays, “Money makes the world go around.” |
1.2871 |
0.03950 |
202 |
155 |
36 |
11 |
266 |
What a great training device! We just keep raising it,so it is just out of reach. |
1.2870 |
0.03923 |
230 |
181 |
32 |
17 |
267 |
I'm so excited for our little tax deduction! |
1.2865 |
0.04282 |
192 |
151 |
27 |
14 |
268 |
Don't we want her to be upwardly mobile? |
1.2864 |
0.03773 |
206 |
156 |
41 |
9 |
269 |
It's out of reach by design. |
1.2864 |
0.03867 |
213 |
164 |
37 |
12 |
270 |
It also comes in more affordable Euros and Pesos |
1.2857 |
0.04074 |
210 |
165 |
30 |
15 |
271 |
So we agree, if it’s a boy we name him after Warren Buffett. And if it’s a girl, then it’s Beyoncé. |
1.2850 |
0.03964 |
214 |
167 |
33 |
14 |
272 |
Never too soon to introduce mobile banking. |
1.2850 |
0.04019 |
214 |
168 |
31 |
15 |
273 |
I got this at the dollar store. |
1.2850 |
0.03851 |
214 |
165 |
37 |
12 |
274 |
He’ll never underestimate compounding and growth. |
1.2850 |
0.04227 |
207 |
165 |
25 |
17 |
275 |
It’s never too early to warn them about student debt! |
1.2844 |
0.03689 |
218 |
166 |
42 |
10 |
276 |
If she’s going to have a mobile, it might as well be upwardly. |
1.2844 |
0.04167 |
211 |
168 |
26 |
17 |
277 |
Having it out of reach is more realistic. |
1.2838 |
0.03861 |
222 |
173 |
35 |
14 |
278 |
We need to teach him early that financial security will always be out of reach. |
1.2837 |
0.04153 |
208 |
165 |
27 |
16 |
279 |
What else would you buy for twins named Bill and Penny? |
1.2836 |
0.04016 |
201 |
156 |
33 |
12 |
280 |
Don’t worry, it’s made from organic cotton. |
1.2836 |
0.03693 |
201 |
151 |
43 |
7 |
281 |
We were told that it’s never too early to get a revolving line of credit. |
1.2831 |
0.03949 |
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172 |
32 |
15 |
282 |
Yup. Hung just out of reach |
1.2830 |
0.03693 |
212 |
161 |
42 |
9 |
283 |
The kid has to get used to having money just out of reach, dear. |
1.2829 |
0.03711 |
205 |
155 |
42 |
8 |
284 |
An excellent early development stimulus that adjusts for inflation. |
1.2826 |
0.04197 |
184 |
143 |
30 |
11 |
285 |
It got YOUR attention! |
1.2824 |
0.03706 |
216 |
165 |
41 |
10 |
286 |
Fine. next month, little violins and Monet reproductions. |
1.2824 |
0.03986 |
216 |
170 |
31 |
15 |
287 |
It says "Money isn't everything, but it's better than a lot of tinkly-jingly things.' |
1.2824 |
0.03931 |
216 |
169 |
33 |
14 |
288 |
Don't worry; Forbes says instilling an obsession with financial success will more than cover the cost of therapy by the time they hit their prime wage-earning years. |
1.2824 |
0.04298 |
216 |
176 |
19 |
21 |
289 |
Alexander Calder didn’t understand the real world! |
1.2822 |
0.04238 |
202 |
161 |
25 |
16 |
290 |
Counting sheep is not useful in our urban setting. |
1.2822 |
0.03873 |
202 |
155 |
37 |
10 |
291 |
We shall name him Donald, and he will be awful. |
1.2821 |
0.04347 |
195 |
156 |
23 |
16 |
292 |
It’s a homemade dream catcher. |
1.2819 |
0.04064 |
188 |
145 |
33 |
10 |
293 |
I know it's tacky, but my brother Elon means well. |
1.2811 |
0.04075 |
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173 |
27 |
17 |
294 |
They call it “goo-goo economics”. |
1.2808 |
0.03981 |
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158 |
33 |
12 |
295 |
I bought it at a garage sale on Fifth Avenue. |
1.2807 |
0.03833 |
228 |
179 |
34 |
15 |
296 |
Hopefully she can catch it. |
1.2804 |
0.03975 |
189 |
145 |
35 |
9 |
297 |
We agreed no fairy tales. That's why I hung it out of reach. |
1.2802 |
0.04159 |
207 |
165 |
26 |
16 |
298 |
Out of reach finance |
1.2802 |
0.04102 |
207 |
164 |
28 |
15 |
299 |
I made sure that they’re each inflatable. |
1.2802 |
0.04044 |
207 |
163 |
30 |
14 |
300 |
My left arm is obscenely long. |
1.2796 |
0.04155 |
211 |
169 |
25 |
17 |
301 |
This is how future politicians are raised |
1.2794 |
0.03964 |
204 |
159 |
33 |
12 |
302 |
They say this is how Bill Gates started. |
1.2788 |
0.03969 |
208 |
163 |
32 |
13 |
303 |
It teaches them the grab reflex. |
1.2788 |
0.03789 |
208 |
160 |
38 |
10 |
304 |
Just reminding him in advance about how much he's going to cost. |
1.2785 |
0.03884 |
219 |
172 |
33 |
14 |
305 |
It's been adjusted for inflation. |
1.2785 |
0.03937 |
219 |
173 |
31 |
15 |
306 |
Surely this won't come crashing down. |
1.2783 |
0.03858 |
212 |
165 |
35 |
12 |
307 |
Do you think these cradle bars and money bags are sending a mixed message? |
1.2783 |
0.04083 |
212 |
169 |
27 |
16 |
308 |
We'll hang it just out of reach. |
1.2783 |
0.03598 |
230 |
177 |
42 |
11 |
309 |
Of course it's out of reach. That's the point. |
1.2780 |
0.04182 |
205 |
164 |
25 |
16 |
310 |
It’s not dangerous! Tell you what, if it’s a girl we’ll take down thirty percent of the money. |
1.2780 |
0.04138 |
223 |
181 |
22 |
20 |
311 |
It rotates to the tune, “Money makes the world go round!” |
1.2778 |
0.04042 |
198 |
155 |
31 |
12 |
312 |
Don’t worry. It’s out of reach. |
1.2778 |
0.03847 |
198 |
152 |
37 |
9 |
313 |
A balanced portfolio like this should help her feel more secure. |
1.2775 |
0.03952 |
209 |
164 |
32 |
13 |
314 |
It's a gift from the college investment plan broker. |
1.2769 |
0.04082 |
195 |
153 |
30 |
12 |
315 |
The theme is upward mobility |
1.2764 |
0.04086 |
199 |
157 |
29 |
13 |
316 |
I want him to learn that money doesn't grow on trees. |
1.2764 |
0.04086 |
199 |
157 |
29 |
13 |
317 |
It's a student loan mobile. |
1.2762 |
0.03877 |
210 |
164 |
34 |
12 |
318 |
I invested in crib-dough. |
1.2760 |
0.04381 |
192 |
155 |
21 |
16 |
319 |
The Tooth Fairy is gonna have to step up her game! |
1.2760 |
0.04057 |
192 |
150 |
31 |
11 |
320 |
It's her first lesson. She'll start off aspirational .. and then accept that it's always out of reach. |
1.2760 |
0.03958 |
221 |
176 |
29 |
16 |
321 |
If it falls on him, he'll be rich. For a baby. |
1.2757 |
0.04629 |
185 |
152 |
15 |
18 |
322 |
It’s a lesson on upward mobility. |
1.2757 |
0.04231 |
185 |
146 |
27 |
12 |
323 |
When I heard the crib had a mobile payment option, I just had to get it. |
1.2755 |
0.03999 |
196 |
153 |
32 |
11 |
324 |
If the kid gets rich, we can afford the surgery to have my left arm shortened. |
1.2753 |
0.04419 |
178 |
142 |
23 |
13 |
325 |
He'll learn that it doesn't grow on trees |
1.2750 |
0.04006 |
200 |
157 |
31 |
12 |
326 |
Upward mobility, baby! |
1.2745 |
0.03826 |
204 |
158 |
36 |
10 |
327 |
For when she loses her first tooth. |
1.2745 |
0.03950 |
204 |
160 |
32 |
12 |
328 |
I got it, I got it! Ramses III |
1.2744 |
0.04293 |
215 |
177 |
17 |
21 |
329 |
It will be a reminder of something we once had. |
1.2742 |
0.04347 |
186 |
149 |
23 |
14 |
330 |
She’s needs to start saving up for those Taylor Swift tickets! |
1.2737 |
0.04214 |
190 |
151 |
26 |
13 |
331 |
In case we have a senator. |
1.2736 |
0.03903 |
212 |
167 |
32 |
13 |
332 |
Our child should learn to live with things that are out of reach. |
1.2733 |
0.04523 |
172 |
138 |
21 |
13 |
333 |
This is my retirement plan |
1.2732 |
0.03888 |
183 |
140 |
36 |
7 |
334 |
Step one in my master plan to keep our child from becoming an art major. |
1.2732 |
0.04463 |
183 |
148 |
20 |
15 |
335 |
You said green is gender neutral |
1.2732 |
0.04020 |
194 |
152 |
31 |
11 |
336 |
Rainbows and unicorns are cute, but they won’t pay for a college education. |
1.2727 |
0.03696 |
198 |
151 |
40 |
7 |
337 |
Then it's agreed. We will name our son, Buck." |
1.2727 |
0.04275 |
198 |
160 |
22 |
16 |
338 |
It's called the "Upward Mobile-ity" |
1.2727 |
0.03997 |
209 |
166 |
29 |
14 |
339 |
What makes you think we can afford a mobile? |
1.2719 |
0.03723 |
217 |
169 |
37 |
11 |
340 |
I've read it's a great way to encourage labor. |
1.2718 |
0.04094 |
206 |
165 |
26 |
15 |
341 |
It was Milton Friedman’s favorite! |
1.2713 |
0.04171 |
188 |
149 |
27 |
12 |
342 |
I’d put it under the mattress, but the American Academy of Pediatrics says it might be dangerous for the baby. |
1.2713 |
0.04499 |
188 |
154 |
17 |
17 |
343 |
This kid must never forget he is our retirement fund. |
1.2710 |
0.03755 |
214 |
167 |
36 |
11 |
344 |
It's the top seller from the Suzy Orman Baby Collection. |
1.2708 |
0.04175 |
192 |
153 |
26 |
13 |
345 |
This insures there’s zero chance she’ll be a liberal arts major. |
1.2706 |
0.04317 |
170 |
134 |
26 |
10 |
346 |
Yeah, I can already tell this is not gonna be enough! |
1.2704 |
0.03984 |
196 |
154 |
31 |
11 |
347 |
She might be able to reach that if she can pull herself up by her bootstraps. |
1.2704 |
0.04113 |
196 |
156 |
27 |
13 |
348 |
Well then you're not going to like the Security and Exchange Blanket I bought either! |
1.2703 |
0.04145 |
185 |
146 |
28 |
11 |
349 |
You did say you'd like our kid to become a politician. |
1.2703 |
0.04145 |
185 |
146 |
28 |
11 |
350 |
Let's call it CRIBDOCURRENCY. |
1.2700 |
0.04116 |
200 |
160 |
26 |
14 |
351 |
And to prepare them for real life we’ll hoist it as the baby gets older. |
1.2700 |
0.04236 |
200 |
162 |
22 |
16 |
352 |
It’s a dribble down economy. |
1.2698 |
0.03943 |
189 |
147 |
33 |
9 |
353 |
I don’t want him to make the same mistake as me and become a zoologist |
1.2698 |
0.04151 |
189 |
150 |
27 |
12 |
354 |
should we name him Warren ? |
1.2696 |
0.04057 |
204 |
163 |
27 |
14 |
355 |
I figured put it to use while we still have it. |
1.2696 |
0.03936 |
204 |
161 |
31 |
12 |
356 |
Subliminal messages can't begin too soon. |
1.2694 |
0.04346 |
193 |
157 |
20 |
16 |
357 |
Calder, shmalder, kid's gotta be trained in the right kind of art. |
1.2694 |
0.04346 |
193 |
157 |
20 |
16 |
358 |
It’s sure to generate interest. |
1.2690 |
0.04158 |
197 |
158 |
25 |
14 |
359 |
First impressions matter! |
1.2689 |
0.03652 |
212 |
164 |
39 |
9 |
360 |
It’s the only color he’ll need. |
1.2688 |
0.04398 |
186 |
151 |
20 |
15 |
361 |
It plays Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star and Dirty Sexy Money." |
1.2677 |
0.04139 |
198 |
159 |
25 |
14 |
362 |
He needs to know that financial freedom is always just out of reach. |
1.2675 |
0.03997 |
228 |
186 |
23 |
19 |
363 |
It'll teach him what a real security blanket is. |
1.2674 |
0.04311 |
187 |
151 |
22 |
14 |
364 |
I’m just saying it might give the baby some idea of what we’re spending here. |
1.2667 |
0.04117 |
195 |
156 |
26 |
13 |
365 |
You wanted gender neutral colors. I chose green. |
1.2667 |
0.04286 |
180 |
144 |
24 |
12 |
366 |
The sooner he learns financial security is out of reach, the better. |
1.2663 |
0.03931 |
199 |
157 |
31 |
11 |
367 |
You can't start too soon if you want the baby to grow up and be in congress. |
1.2663 |
0.04220 |
184 |
147 |
25 |
12 |
368 |
It’s a life lesson, babe. He’ll reach for it but he’ll never get it. |
1.2663 |
0.04220 |
184 |
147 |
25 |
12 |
369 |
All I'm saying is, I think stars and planets are more realistically achievable. |
1.2659 |
0.04406 |
173 |
139 |
22 |
12 |
370 |
Shoot for the top! The Wharton School! |
1.2659 |
0.04842 |
173 |
145 |
10 |
18 |
371 |
She’ll be upwardly mobile |
1.2656 |
0.03958 |
192 |
151 |
31 |
10 |
372 |
He will look up and he will know: money is God |
1.2655 |
0.04690 |
177 |
147 |
13 |
17 |
373 |
You said go find something that gives a sense of security. |
1.2653 |
0.03902 |
196 |
154 |
32 |
10 |
374 |
It's from the Republicans. The awful one from the Democrats had children of many nations. |
1.2651 |
0.04535 |
166 |
134 |
20 |
12 |
375 |
It's called a Musk Mobile. |
1.2647 |
0.03983 |
204 |
163 |
28 |
13 |
376 |
It was the only gender neutral one they had. |
1.2644 |
0.04158 |
208 |
170 |
21 |
17 |
377 |
It's called mobile banking, Janet. |
1.2644 |
0.04045 |
208 |
168 |
25 |
15 |
378 |
And we'll whisper, "Hush hush sweetie, 33.51 trillion is just a made up number anyways" |
1.2639 |
0.04097 |
216 |
177 |
21 |
18 |
379 |
Our kid is going to be upwardly mobile. |
1.2638 |
0.04248 |
163 |
128 |
27 |
8 |
380 |
Maybe this will draw some interest. |
1.2637 |
0.04022 |
201 |
161 |
27 |
13 |
381 |
Mobile banking is the way to go! |
1.2637 |
0.03766 |
201 |
157 |
35 |
9 |
382 |
It came free with the Tiffany crib. |
1.2634 |
0.03965 |
186 |
146 |
31 |
9 |
383 |
Cribto-currency. You’ll see! |
1.2632 |
0.04276 |
171 |
136 |
25 |
10 |
384 |
Did you use a credit card? |
1.2632 |
0.04314 |
190 |
155 |
20 |
15 |
385 |
You said we should decorate economically." |
1.2632 |
0.03979 |
190 |
150 |
30 |
10 |
386 |
I figure if this doesn’t get him to stand and walk nothing will |
1.2626 |
0.04065 |
179 |
141 |
29 |
9 |
387 |
If it worked for Donald Trump maybe it’ll work for her. |
1.2624 |
0.04004 |
202 |
162 |
27 |
13 |
388 |
Well, it makes more sense than listening to Mozart |
1.2623 |
0.03929 |
183 |
143 |
32 |
8 |
389 |
Easy come,easy go. |
1.2620 |
0.04491 |
187 |
155 |
15 |
17 |
390 |
Since I have not been a success, this will help start baby's mindset from Day 1 |
1.2619 |
0.04794 |
168 |
140 |
12 |
16 |
391 |
Cribtocurrency and mobile payments are very popular with the kids nowadays. |
1.2617 |
0.03669 |
214 |
168 |
36 |
10 |
392 |
I call it the cradle of capitalism. |
1.2614 |
0.04186 |
176 |
140 |
26 |
10 |
393 |
It’s important we steer her away from becoming an English lit major as soon as we can. |
1.2611 |
0.04269 |
180 |
145 |
23 |
12 |
394 |
Do you want our son to grow up to be the Monopoly Guy or not? |
1.2611 |
0.04224 |
203 |
167 |
19 |
17 |
395 |
Honey, no one uses cash anymore, we need to replace these with credit cards. |
1.2611 |
0.03862 |
203 |
161 |
31 |
11 |
396 |
Alice. We're going to raise a child. Not a super PAC fund raiser, a media pundit, bribed politician, or a billionaire corrupted SCOTUS. |
1.2609 |
0.04542 |
184 |
153 |
14 |
17 |
397 |
Keeping it out of reach is an important life lesson. |
1.2609 |
0.03985 |
184 |
145 |
30 |
9 |
398 |
I want her to experience the disappointment of unreachable goals early” |
1.2606 |
0.03927 |
188 |
148 |
31 |
9 |
399 |
If we set the entrepreneur tone early, it may spare us college tuition. |
1.2606 |
0.04114 |
165 |
129 |
29 |
7 |
400 |
Don't you just love the bank's gift for opening a new revolving account for our new baby? |
1.2605 |
0.03653 |
215 |
169 |
36 |
10 |
401 |
It's from the Warren Buffett Collection |
1.2601 |
0.04232 |
173 |
138 |
25 |
10 |
402 |
Where will your mother draw the line at dropping hints?! |
1.2599 |
0.04463 |
177 |
145 |
18 |
14 |
403 |
It adjusts automatically to remain tantalizingly just out of reach. |
1.2597 |
0.04026 |
181 |
143 |
29 |
9 |
404 |
I hung it just out of reach to prepare him for life |
1.2597 |
0.04175 |
181 |
145 |
25 |
11 |
405 |
It's supposed to generate interest starting Day 1. |
1.2588 |
0.04360 |
170 |
137 |
22 |
11 |
406 |
It is never too early to dream of financial security |
1.2586 |
0.04131 |
174 |
138 |
27 |
9 |
407 |
Our baby will love it. It goes up and down with the stock market. |
1.2584 |
0.04220 |
178 |
143 |
24 |
11 |
408 |
I've got the baby set up with mobile banking. |
1.2584 |
0.04144 |
178 |
142 |
26 |
10 |
409 |
Well, I think that money is cute. |
1.2581 |
0.04300 |
186 |
152 |
20 |
14 |
410 |
Your parents are real subtle, aren’t they? |
1.2579 |
0.04391 |
159 |
127 |
23 |
9 |
411 |
Ok Little Elon will LOVE it! |
1.2577 |
0.03973 |
194 |
155 |
28 |
11 |
412 |
I heard this is how Elon got his start. |
1.2577 |
0.04106 |
194 |
157 |
24 |
13 |
413 |
I replaced Solar System with Banking System. |
1.2575 |
0.04328 |
167 |
134 |
23 |
10 |
414 |
If it's a girl, Penny. If it's a boy, Buck. |
1.2573 |
0.04493 |
171 |
140 |
18 |
13 |
415 |
This way our son will immediately understand what is out of reach. |
1.2571 |
0.04110 |
175 |
139 |
27 |
9 |
416 |
‘It’s a gift from Senator Menendez’ |
1.2566 |
0.04805 |
152 |
125 |
15 |
12 |
417 |
When he's a little older, we will switch to crypto. |
1.2564 |
0.04087 |
195 |
158 |
24 |
13 |
418 |
I want our child to strive to be “upwardly mobile” |
1.2560 |
0.03857 |
207 |
166 |
29 |
12 |
419 |
The other choices were unicorns and flying elephants, but this one encourages more imagination. |
1.2560 |
0.04387 |
168 |
136 |
21 |
11 |
420 |
I hinted to your dad that we could use some money, so this is what he sent. |
1.2557 |
0.04611 |
176 |
147 |
13 |
16 |
421 |
Hey, this is no more ridiculous than pink turtles or blue unicorns. |
1.2556 |
0.04103 |
180 |
144 |
26 |
10 |
422 |
We should name the baby X. |
1.2556 |
0.04103 |
180 |
144 |
26 |
10 |
423 |
So I heard about this “Million Dollar Baby” movie… |
1.2553 |
0.04258 |
188 |
154 |
20 |
14 |
424 |
O.K., so it's agreed. You *& I will spend like drunken sailors. We'll raise our kid to be a money-grubbing super-capitalist, and our we'll indoctrinate him to take care of us financially in our old age. And THAT will be our retirement plan! |
1.2552 |
0.04567 |
192 |
163 |
9 |
20 |
425 |
OK, but no crypto! |
1.2549 |
0.03892 |
204 |
164 |
28 |
12 |
426 |
No kid of mine is going to grow up in a world without lower marginal tax rates, less regulation, restrained government spending, and noninflationary monetary policy. |
1.2549 |
0.04402 |
153 |
122 |
23 |
8 |
427 |
This should hold the baby’s interest. |
1.2549 |
0.04498 |
153 |
123 |
21 |
9 |
428 |
The Harvard/Princeton/Yale mobile was cute, but this one gets straight to the point. |
1.2545 |
0.04439 |
165 |
134 |
20 |
11 |
429 |
Just because he's a day late doesn't mean he needs to be a dollar short. |
1.2545 |
0.04181 |
165 |
131 |
26 |
8 |
430 |
It's important to invest early |
1.2545 |
0.03907 |
165 |
128 |
32 |
5 |
431 |
It'll be just out of reach. |
1.2544 |
0.03849 |
169 |
131 |
33 |
5 |
432 |
This should be hanging above OUR bed! |
1.2543 |
0.04050 |
173 |
137 |
28 |
8 |
433 |
How about you think of a better idea to get him to stand. |
1.2543 |
0.04213 |
173 |
139 |
24 |
10 |
434 |
And how much did THAT cost?" |
1.2540 |
0.03963 |
189 |
151 |
28 |
10 |
435 |
What do you have against
naming the baby, ‘Penny’ or ‘Bill’? |
1.2539 |
0.03766 |
193 |
152 |
33 |
8 |
436 |
He will either become a successful businessman or a drug lord. |
1.2537 |
0.04115 |
201 |
165 |
21 |
15 |
437 |
It's Hamlet: Act 1, Scene 3. |
1.2535 |
0.04159 |
217 |
182 |
15 |
20 |
438 |
You want her to grow up to be a cartoonist for the New Yorker? |
1.2532 |
0.04393 |
158 |
127 |
22 |
9 |
439 |
Nothing makes me focus more than monetary incentives. |
1.2531 |
0.04043 |
162 |
127 |
29 |
6 |
440 |
So this is what your big shot cousin Elon sent for the baby? |
1.2531 |
0.04406 |
162 |
131 |
21 |
10 |
441 |
Improves spatial reasoning, hand-eye coordination and upward mobility. |
1.2531 |
0.04318 |
162 |
130 |
23 |
9 |
442 |
It makes it go round! |
1.2529 |
0.04575 |
170 |
141 |
15 |
14 |
443 |
He should learn early that it's always out of reach. |
1.2529 |
0.04270 |
174 |
141 |
22 |
11 |
444 |
It will teach Junior that big money is always just out of reach. |
1.2528 |
0.04277 |
178 |
145 |
21 |
12 |
445 |
He should know now that it will always be just out of reach. |
1.2527 |
0.04002 |
186 |
149 |
27 |
10 |
446 |
It's non-denominational and gender-neutral. |
1.2527 |
0.03929 |
186 |
148 |
29 |
9 |
447 |
I like Donald for a boy, thoughts Honey? |
1.2526 |
0.04411 |
190 |
159 |
14 |
17 |
448 |
Cheaper than Business School. |
1.2517 |
0.04329 |
151 |
120 |
24 |
7 |
449 |
Trust me, it's a good investment |
1.2516 |
0.04086 |
159 |
125 |
28 |
6 |
450 |
Sorry I had to DIY, but it was cheaper than the ones at Pottery Barn. |
1.2516 |
0.04719 |
159 |
132 |
14 |
13 |
451 |
I know you like the name Vanderbilt but I like Rockerfeller! |
1.2515 |
0.04381 |
163 |
132 |
21 |
10 |
452 |
It softly plays a beginner’s lesson about the inverted yield curve. |
1.2515 |
0.04381 |
163 |
132 |
21 |
10 |
453 |
THIS oughta induce labor. |
1.2515 |
0.03899 |
171 |
134 |
31 |
6 |
454 |
It's never too early to learn about money. |
1.2515 |
0.04474 |
171 |
141 |
17 |
13 |
455 |
Crybto...?? |
1.2514 |
0.04618 |
175 |
147 |
12 |
16 |
456 |
Might as well teach him early -- it's always just out of reach. |
1.2514 |
0.04105 |
179 |
144 |
25 |
10 |
457 |
Of course we’ll want her to follow herour dreams. |
1.2513 |
0.04395 |
187 |
156 |
15 |
16 |
458 |
This gives new meaning to the term 'mobile banking.' |
1.2513 |
0.04064 |
191 |
155 |
24 |
12 |
459 |
This will generate more interest than a savings bond. |
1.2512 |
0.03894 |
203 |
164 |
27 |
12 |
460 |
Maybe we shouldn't have bought the Trump mobile. |
1.2500 |
0.04234 |
180 |
147 |
21 |
12 |
461 |
That's the point honey, it's always just out of reach |
1.2500 |
0.03949 |
184 |
147 |
28 |
9 |
462 |
If she wants to be part of the 1%, she has to start early! |
1.2500 |
0.03873 |
184 |
146 |
30 |
8 |
463 |
It retracts automatically to stay just out of reach. |
1.2500 |
0.04023 |
184 |
148 |
26 |
10 |
464 |
Go ahead and laugh. Cribto currency is going to pay for her education. |
1.2500 |
0.04303 |
152 |
121 |
24 |
7 |
465 |
I disagree, I think Rich is a great girl's name. |
1.2500 |
0.03597 |
200 |
157 |
36 |
7 |
466 |
Why should we be the only ones with nightmares about tuition costs? |
1.2486 |
0.04076 |
185 |
150 |
24 |
11 |
467 |
She'll learn how to handle money. |
1.2486 |
0.04004 |
185 |
149 |
26 |
10 |
468 |
It's never too early to learn the Rule of 72. |
1.2486 |
0.04287 |
185 |
153 |
18 |
14 |
469 |
Sweet dreams are made of this! |
1.2486 |
0.04064 |
181 |
146 |
25 |
10 |
470 |
It was a gift from senator Menendez |
1.2486 |
0.04426 |
181 |
151 |
15 |
15 |
471 |
Sure he can pursue his dreams, as long as he always remembers the spectre of money always hangs over him. |
1.2486 |
0.03910 |
181 |
144 |
29 |
8 |
472 |
I'm hoping the first words she learns are "scholarship and elope". |
1.2486 |
0.04427 |
177 |
147 |
16 |
14 |
473 |
It’ll help him learn that it’s always just a little bit out of reach. |
1.2486 |
0.04127 |
177 |
143 |
24 |
10 |
474 |
Now that we know it’s a girl, I’ll take 18% of it down… |
1.2486 |
0.04427 |
177 |
147 |
16 |
14 |
475 |
If it’s a girl, we’ll put up the smaller bags of money. |
1.2485 |
0.04262 |
169 |
137 |
22 |
10 |
476 |
The potty training set comes with classified documents too! |
1.2485 |
0.04247 |
165 |
133 |
23 |
9 |
477 |
It's not too early to plan for him taking care of us in our retirement. |
1.2484 |
0.04205 |
157 |
125 |
25 |
7 |
478 |
The American Dream. |
1.2484 |
0.04377 |
153 |
123 |
22 |
8 |
479 |
He or she, needs to know early that real money, will always be out of reach. |
1.2474 |
0.03927 |
190 |
153 |
27 |
10 |
480 |
Forget the Mozart music... this is the Warren Buffett mobile. |
1.2473 |
0.04044 |
182 |
147 |
25 |
10 |
481 |
Our kids are going to be familiar with mobile banking from day one. |
1.2472 |
0.04028 |
178 |
143 |
26 |
9 |
482 |
Would you prefer we hang a hammer and sickle? |
1.2471 |
0.04478 |
174 |
145 |
15 |
14 |
483 |
It's tickle-down economics |
1.2471 |
0.03662 |
174 |
135 |
35 |
4 |
484 |
Just in case Social Security goes down the tube. |
1.2471 |
0.04156 |
170 |
137 |
24 |
9 |
485 |
And what do you think makes me get out of bed in the morning? |
1.2471 |
0.04071 |
170 |
136 |
26 |
8 |
486 |
This cartoon is cynical, naive, and poorly drawn. |
1.2470 |
0.04714 |
166 |
140 |
11 |
15 |
487 |
Come on, someone has to pay for our retirement! |
1.2470 |
0.04224 |
166 |
134 |
23 |
9 |
488 |
Well...somebody's got to support us when we get older. |
1.2470 |
0.04137 |
166 |
133 |
25 |
8 |
489 |
Good idea giving him his inheritance right away. |
1.2470 |
0.04137 |
166 |
133 |
25 |
8 |
490 |
Our sweet little bundle of expenses. |
1.2468 |
0.04277 |
158 |
127 |
23 |
8 |
491 |
I think it's a capital idea |
1.2468 |
0.04352 |
154 |
124 |
22 |
8 |
492 |
I call it the 'millennial's dream catcher'. |
1.2466 |
0.04513 |
146 |
118 |
20 |
8 |
493 |
And this tune from Cabaret is the perfect lullaby ! |
1.2460 |
0.04245 |
187 |
155 |
18 |
14 |
494 |
I can't wait for baby's first cash grab." |
1.2460 |
0.03741 |
187 |
148 |
32 |
7 |
495 |
It's actually cheaper than the Pottery Barn one you wanted |
1.2458 |
0.04236 |
179 |
147 |
20 |
12 |
496 |
No unicorns and rainbows for my kid - everyone knows "money makes the world go round! " |
1.2455 |
0.04370 |
167 |
137 |
19 |
11 |
497 |
We have to start some time! |
1.2455 |
0.04452 |
167 |
138 |
17 |
12 |
498 |
The preschool advisor recommended it for fiscal development. |
1.2455 |
0.04201 |
167 |
135 |
23 |
9 |
499 |
This was actually cheaper to make than buying a mobile from the store. |
1.2455 |
0.03935 |
167 |
132 |
29 |
6 |
500 |
Until debt do us part. |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
501 |
Never too soon to dangle his trust fund over his head. |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
502 |
I think it's important to set unrealistic expectations. |
1.2453 |
0.04158 |
159 |
127 |
25 |
7 |
503 |
He’ll need a helmet for the ‘trickle down economics’ feature. |
1.2453 |
0.04253 |
159 |
128 |
23 |
8 |
504 |
Let's name him Ebenezer. |
1.2452 |
0.04516 |
155 |
127 |
18 |
10 |
505 |
I prefer to think of it as an 'upwardly mobile.' |
1.2452 |
0.04229 |
155 |
124 |
24 |
7 |
506 |
What do you mean? That IS her college savings plan |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
507 |
Instead of a pink or blue gender reveal, they’ll just be seeing green. |
1.2450 |
0.04303 |
151 |
121 |
23 |
7 |
508 |
Maybe she’ll earn enough to pay off our student loans. |
1.2448 |
0.04236 |
143 |
113 |
25 |
5 |
509 |
Then a piggy bank for the first birthday. Then bonuses for walking, potty training, sleeping through the night, and speaking in complete sentences. |
1.2448 |
0.04351 |
143 |
114 |
23 |
6 |
510 |
I have a feeling she’s going to be a material girl. |
1.2443 |
0.04735 |
131 |
106 |
18 |
7 |
511 |
At least they’re not bitcoins. |
1.2442 |
0.04029 |
172 |
138 |
26 |
8 |
512 |
It's never too early to make sure it becomes a Republican. |
1.2439 |
0.04505 |
164 |
136 |
16 |
12 |
513 |
Who knows, it may inspire a presidential run when they grow up |
1.2437 |
0.04836 |
160 |
136 |
9 |
15 |
514 |
But the Baby Buffett website gave it five stars. |
1.2436 |
0.04397 |
156 |
127 |
20 |
9 |
515 |
It was the cheapest thing they had in an upwardly mobile. |
1.2436 |
0.04581 |
156 |
129 |
16 |
11 |
516 |
It's called manifesting |
1.2432 |
0.04247 |
148 |
118 |
24 |
6 |
517 |
I hope this is not too late. It should have been over our bed eight months ago. |
1.2432 |
0.04025 |
148 |
116 |
28 |
4 |
518 |
This is a 1929 vintage model. It can come crashing down overnight. |
1.2432 |
0.04458 |
148 |
120 |
20 |
8 |
519 |
The money mobile's a stretch but a Wall Street Journal subscription? |
1.2429 |
0.04028 |
177 |
143 |
25 |
9 |
520 |
Just out of reach… well, he might as well start getting used to it. |
1.2428 |
0.04008 |
173 |
139 |
26 |
8 |
521 |
Some say that Calder’s later period was influenced by commercial success. |
1.2426 |
0.04071 |
169 |
136 |
25 |
8 |
522 |
Think about it honey, wouldn't you want to know about the volatility of money before the other kids?" |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
523 |
We can lower it when inflation comes down. |
1.2426 |
0.04157 |
169 |
137 |
23 |
9 |
524 |
Not again... I just had a big lunch Steve |
1.2426 |
0.04860 |
169 |
146 |
5 |
18 |
525 |
And it lulls you to sleep with Warren Buffet’s investment tips. |
1.2424 |
0.04396 |
165 |
136 |
18 |
11 |
526 |
Boomers have no idea how much it cost to raise a child today. |
1.2424 |
0.04642 |
165 |
139 |
12 |
14 |
527 |
I take it you still prefer the name Elon. |
1.2422 |
0.04808 |
161 |
137 |
9 |
15 |
528 |
Too crass? |
1.2420 |
0.04464 |
157 |
129 |
18 |
10 |
529 |
I've been told that this is what Fred did for Donald. |
1.2420 |
0.04554 |
157 |
130 |
16 |
11 |
530 |
Raising a New Yorker |
1.2420 |
0.04277 |
157 |
127 |
22 |
8 |
531 |
By the time she’s born Powerball will be at $5 billion! |
1.2416 |
0.04631 |
149 |
123 |
16 |
10 |
532 |
It's important to learn from an early age that easy money will always be just out of reach. |
1.2416 |
0.04239 |
178 |
147 |
19 |
12 |
533 |
How much Stimulus does a baby need? |
1.2414 |
0.03903 |
174 |
139 |
28 |
7 |
534 |
We might as well teach her that it's out of reach right from the get-go. |
1.2410 |
0.04288 |
166 |
136 |
20 |
10 |
535 |
We keep it just out of reach and we prepare her for a lifetime of crushed expectations |
1.2407 |
0.04182 |
162 |
131 |
23 |
8 |
536 |
What’s wrong? Just saying goodbye to my savings, vacation and retirement! |
1.2405 |
0.04253 |
158 |
128 |
22 |
8 |
537 |
Burglars would never believe we were hiding it here |
1.2404 |
0.04079 |
183 |
150 |
22 |
11 |
538 |
Forget pink and blue. They'll learn soon enough that it's all about the green. |
1.2403 |
0.04327 |
154 |
125 |
21 |
8 |
539 |
To teach our baby that there is more to life than sex, drugs and rock-and-roll. |
1.2403 |
0.04327 |
154 |
125 |
21 |
8 |
540 |
This is our retirement plan? |
1.2403 |
0.04228 |
154 |
124 |
23 |
7 |
541 |
It will always be just out of reach. |
1.2402 |
0.04142 |
179 |
147 |
21 |
11 |
542 |
I call it 'Goodnight Money. |
1.2402 |
0.04142 |
179 |
147 |
21 |
11 |
543 |
Let’s give the kid something to look up to. |
1.2402 |
0.03988 |
179 |
145 |
25 |
9 |
544 |
The sooner they learn about pay-to-play, the better off they’ll be. |
1.2400 |
0.03883 |
175 |
140 |
28 |
7 |
545 |
It’s my way of teaching him about a balanced budget. |
1.2400 |
0.04208 |
175 |
144 |
20 |
11 |
546 |
When you think of Kit all you see is money. |
1.2398 |
0.04356 |
171 |
142 |
17 |
12 |
547 |
Yeah, yeah, I know it looks like emotional abuse, but if you start early on guilt-tripping em about the exorbitant cost of child-rearing, they get fed up and move out earlier. BOOM, big money-saver. Long game, babe |
1.2398 |
0.04356 |
171 |
142 |
17 |
12 |
548 |
You can never be too young to understand currency circulation |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
549 |
The Fed recommends keeping it juuuuust out of reach. |
1.2398 |
0.04028 |
171 |
138 |
25 |
8 |
550 |
It practically pays for itself |
1.2398 |
0.03763 |
171 |
135 |
31 |
5 |
551 |
We'll keep it just out of reach.
That'll be a good life lesson. |
1.2397 |
0.04380 |
146 |
118 |
21 |
7 |
552 |
Now’s a fine time for you to bring up de-dollarization! |
1.2397 |
0.05262 |
146 |
127 |
3 |
16 |
553 |
Whimsical, modern, genderless. IKEA has done it again. |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
554 |
My parents played Mozart for me when I slept, and look how I turned out. I think we should try something a little more direct. |
1.2395 |
0.04092 |
167 |
135 |
24 |
8 |
555 |
It's supposed to stimulate interest in fiscal matters. |
1.2393 |
0.04673 |
163 |
138 |
11 |
14 |
556 |
I hear Fred Trump got one for his kids |
1.2393 |
0.04159 |
163 |
132 |
23 |
8 |
557 |
I really hope this inspires her to be upwardly mobile. |
1.2393 |
0.04249 |
163 |
133 |
21 |
9 |
558 |
This should keep him away from cryptocurrency. |
1.2391 |
0.03675 |
184 |
146 |
32 |
6 |
559 |
Mobile currency ... it's the future! |
1.2390 |
0.04133 |
159 |
128 |
24 |
7 |
560 |
You gotta teach the right lesson about money: Always dangled in your face and just out of reach. |
1.2390 |
0.04322 |
159 |
130 |
20 |
9 |
561 |
I’m telling you, this is better than a 529. |
1.2387 |
0.04398 |
155 |
127 |
19 |
9 |
562 |
Don't worry! Once the wiring's done, I'll swap it for crypto. |
1.2387 |
0.04398 |
155 |
127 |
19 |
9 |
563 |
Little Elon is going to love this... |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
564 |
It's my retirement plan. |
1.2384 |
0.03954 |
151 |
119 |
28 |
4 |
565 |
Well, look at that. An upwardly mobile mobile. |
1.2384 |
0.03834 |
172 |
137 |
29 |
6 |
566 |
I am not naming him Elon |
1.2381 |
0.04663 |
147 |
122 |
15 |
10 |
567 |
It never hurts to start false expections early. |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
568 |
Dont worry, it'll always be out of reach. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
569 |
She needs to get used to it being out of reach. |
1.2381 |
0.04245 |
147 |
118 |
23 |
6 |
570 |
Montessori has really changed |
1.2378 |
0.03855 |
164 |
130 |
29 |
5 |
571 |
It's to remind me of what we could have had. |
1.2378 |
0.04225 |
164 |
134 |
21 |
9 |
572 |
At first, the only things they can have are liquid. |
1.2378 |
0.03951 |
164 |
131 |
27 |
6 |
573 |
It's a subtle play on the financial insecurity that awaits our little munchkin. |
1.2378 |
0.04225 |
164 |
134 |
21 |
9 |
574 |
No, Linda! It’s MY bed! I’m older! It’s not FAIR some baby gets it! |
1.2378 |
0.04727 |
164 |
140 |
9 |
15 |
575 |
Upwardly mobile |
1.2378 |
0.04958 |
143 |
121 |
10 |
12 |
576 |
We’ll, at least I’LL sleep better. |
1.2378 |
0.04206 |
143 |
114 |
24 |
5 |
577 |
But I want to raise a poet. |
1.2378 |
0.03965 |
143 |
112 |
28 |
3 |
578 |
This way if the baby dreams of fabulous wealth, it will be safely out of reach. |
1.2370 |
0.04070 |
173 |
141 |
23 |
9 |
579 |
In 15 years,it will have paid for itself. |
1.2370 |
0.03814 |
173 |
138 |
29 |
6 |
580 |
It encourages upward mobility |
1.2368 |
0.04041 |
152 |
121 |
26 |
5 |
581 |
If she's going to be a special prosecutor she needs to learn how to follow the money. |
1.2367 |
0.04048 |
169 |
137 |
24 |
8 |
582 |
The kid needs to know that money will always be out of reach. |
1.2367 |
0.04134 |
169 |
138 |
22 |
9 |
583 |
I figured after setting up his 529 plan and pre-school registration, I might as well get him started on mobile banking. |
1.2364 |
0.04289 |
165 |
136 |
19 |
10 |
584 |
Baby's gotta learn it's out of reach |
1.2364 |
0.04202 |
165 |
135 |
21 |
9 |
585 |
It’s important to establish subconscious priorities early. |
1.2363 |
0.04005 |
182 |
149 |
23 |
10 |
586 |
Well, it's called an upwardly mobile. |
1.2360 |
0.04451 |
161 |
134 |
16 |
11 |
587 |
It’s never too soon to teach them the value of a dollar |
1.2357 |
0.04252 |
157 |
128 |
21 |
8 |
588 |
When I said Fantasy-themed I was thinking unicorns. |
1.2357 |
0.04347 |
157 |
129 |
19 |
9 |
589 |
How was I supposed to know an investment mobile is not the same as an investment vehicle? |
1.2353 |
0.04278 |
170 |
141 |
18 |
11 |
590 |
A bun in the oven and pie in the sky. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
591 |
What happened to my little footballs, baseballs, and basket balls? |
1.2353 |
0.04226 |
153 |
124 |
22 |
7 |
592 |
If it's a boy,we can name him Bill. |
1.2349 |
0.04266 |
166 |
137 |
19 |
10 |
593 |
I'm telling you, it's best to hide it in plain sight. |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
594 |
I was going to get a bull and bear, but then realized we should start with the basics. |
1.2349 |
0.04506 |
149 |
123 |
17 |
9 |
595 |
It's a replica of the one Warren Buffet had over his crib. |
1.2342 |
0.04322 |
158 |
130 |
19 |
9 |
596 |
This way he’ll get used to the constant debt looming over him. |
1.2342 |
0.04131 |
158 |
128 |
23 |
7 |
597 |
I want him to share my interests. |
1.2342 |
0.04322 |
158 |
130 |
19 |
9 |
598 |
I bought it at Yuppies”R”Us. |
1.2342 |
0.04505 |
158 |
132 |
15 |
11 |
599 |
It didn’t work for me because I slept on my stomach |
1.2339 |
0.03919 |
171 |
138 |
26 |
7 |
600 |
A child’s reach should always exceed its grasp or what are exorbitant student loan rates for? |
1.2339 |
0.04491 |
171 |
145 |
12 |
14 |
601 |
The Knicks liked what they saw on the ultrasound! |
1.2339 |
0.04491 |
171 |
145 |
12 |
14 |
602 |
Teach the kid, what they want is out of reach. |
1.2339 |
0.04091 |
171 |
140 |
22 |
9 |
603 |
Keeping it out of reach will teach our baby about life. |
1.2338 |
0.04398 |
154 |
127 |
18 |
9 |
604 |
I'm starting a new investment option ... crib-o-currency. |
1.2338 |
0.04398 |
154 |
127 |
18 |
9 |
605 |
Formula is for closers. |
1.2338 |
0.04398 |
154 |
127 |
18 |
9 |
606 |
Are you sure marrying rich isn't a better idea? |
1.2337 |
0.03890 |
184 |
150 |
25 |
9 |
607 |
Let's hope exposure therapy works. |
1.2335 |
0.03887 |
167 |
134 |
27 |
6 |
608 |
Well, yeah, we do need constant reminders, but have we taken this college savings thing too far? |
1.2335 |
0.03979 |
167 |
135 |
25 |
7 |
609 |
I don't care if it's a boy or girl, as long as it's wealthy |
1.2333 |
0.04578 |
150 |
125 |
15 |
10 |
610 |
It's made for Generation $" |
1.2333 |
0.04578 |
150 |
125 |
15 |
10 |
611 |
Did your parents get us anything else? |
1.2331 |
0.04135 |
163 |
133 |
22 |
8 |
612 |
Here's hoping for upward mobility. |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
613 |
I'm working on one for her twin. It will have cute dogs and cats; let's see which one supports us in our old age. |
1.2327 |
0.04389 |
159 |
132 |
17 |
10 |
614 |
Hmmm, will paper currency make sense for the baby? |
1.2327 |
0.04204 |
159 |
130 |
21 |
8 |
615 |
What? It’s what makes the world go round. |
1.2327 |
0.04297 |
159 |
131 |
19 |
9 |
616 |
This will help our child understand upward mobility. |
1.2327 |
0.04010 |
159 |
128 |
25 |
6 |
617 |
She’ll learn early that the Federal Reserve needs to cause a recession so we can avoid inflation. |
1.2326 |
0.04391 |
172 |
145 |
14 |
13 |
618 |
By the time they reach this, they're going to need a hell of a lot more! |
1.2324 |
0.04080 |
142 |
113 |
25 |
4 |
619 |
Elon if it's a boy, Taylor if it's a girl. |
1.2324 |
0.04318 |
142 |
115 |
21 |
6 |
620 |
It's what Warren Buffet's parents did for him. |
1.2324 |
0.04432 |
142 |
116 |
19 |
7 |
621 |
&^%$&^% Baby Mozart! |
1.2323 |
0.03971 |
155 |
124 |
26 |
5 |
622 |
I thought grabbing for the brass ring was a bit archaic. |
1.2320 |
0.04005 |
181 |
149 |
22 |
10 |
623 |
I want the baby to know what it's costing us! |
1.2317 |
0.04020 |
164 |
133 |
24 |
7 |
624 |
Our child will invest in their dreams. |
1.2317 |
0.04544 |
164 |
139 |
12 |
13 |
625 |
Benjamin if it’s a boy |
1.2316 |
0.03905 |
177 |
144 |
25 |
8 |
626 |
It was a free gift from our bank for starting a college savings plan. |
1.2316 |
0.03986 |
177 |
145 |
23 |
9 |
627 |
We want our child to be upwardly mobile. |
1.2313 |
0.04607 |
134 |
110 |
17 |
7 |
628 |
It’s from their Upward Mobile-ity Collection. |
1.2313 |
0.03988 |
147 |
117 |
26 |
4 |
629 |
It's a stimulus package. |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
630 |
This is a reminder that one is enough! |
1.2313 |
0.04535 |
147 |
122 |
16 |
9 |
631 |
How else do we teach our child to be upwardly mobile? |
1.2312 |
0.03887 |
160 |
128 |
27 |
5 |
632 |
Got it open sale at the Hedge Fund Gift Shop. |
1.2312 |
0.04085 |
160 |
130 |
23 |
7 |
633 |
It's supposed to inspire mobile investing once he gets old enough to hold a phone. |
1.2312 |
0.03878 |
173 |
140 |
26 |
7 |
634 |
It's never too early to start teaching financial literacy. |
1.2308 |
0.04291 |
143 |
116 |
21 |
6 |
635 |
Oh, sure, Martha - he'll make billions, but he'll lose his soul and forget all about us. |
1.2308 |
0.04152 |
156 |
127 |
22 |
7 |
636 |
It's called the Musk-go-round. |
1.2308 |
0.04441 |
156 |
130 |
16 |
10 |
637 |
It’s the closest thing we have to a nest egg. |
1.2308 |
0.04347 |
156 |
129 |
18 |
9 |
638 |
It came with the set of balance sheets. |
1.2308 |
0.04533 |
156 |
131 |
14 |
11 |
639 |
With the rise in inflation, it was actually cheaper to just make it myself. |
1.2303 |
0.04045 |
178 |
147 |
21 |
10 |
640 |
Yep, just out of reach like Mommy and Daddy. |
1.2303 |
0.03904 |
165 |
133 |
26 |
6 |
641 |
We’ll raise him with tour religion, but my value system. |
1.2303 |
0.03998 |
165 |
134 |
24 |
7 |
642 |
Well look at that - you’re a day late, and I’m a dollar short. |
1.2303 |
0.04179 |
165 |
136 |
20 |
9 |
643 |
It teaches the principles of capitalism and helps build arm strength. |
1.2303 |
0.04325 |
152 |
125 |
19 |
8 |
644 |
But what if it's a girl? |
1.2303 |
0.04618 |
152 |
128 |
13 |
11 |
645 |
We gotta get them started early. |
1.2302 |
0.04488 |
139 |
114 |
18 |
7 |
646 |
Just in case he's a very stable genius. |
1.2298 |
0.04600 |
161 |
137 |
11 |
13 |
647 |
Disney got cynical. |
1.2298 |
0.04249 |
161 |
133 |
19 |
9 |
648 |
We have to establish early what is beyond their reach. |
1.2297 |
0.04507 |
148 |
123 |
16 |
9 |
649 |
He’ll learn his reach should exceed his grasp. |
1.2296 |
0.04328 |
135 |
109 |
21 |
5 |
650 |
It's just in case she doesn't have any real talent! |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
651 |
He'll be getting a job and supporting us before you know it! |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
652 |
I guess the ad wasn’t wrong by saying “mobile of your wildest dreams” |
1.2293 |
0.03926 |
157 |
126 |
26 |
5 |
653 |
OK we can switch to birds but don’t blame me if the kid is a penniless bird watcher. |
1.2292 |
0.04486 |
144 |
119 |
17 |
8 |
654 |
Why would Amazon send this to us for free? |
1.2292 |
0.04593 |
144 |
120 |
15 |
9 |
655 |
I want to give him the advantage of being born under the right sign. |
1.2292 |
0.04264 |
144 |
117 |
21 |
6 |
656 |
Ok so he probably will grow up to be an arrogant, condescending, obnoxious, irredeemable investment banker but he also will probably have floor seats to the Knicks! |
1.2289 |
0.04328 |
166 |
139 |
16 |
11 |
657 |
Nursery's ready! Time to pick a name: Jeff, Elon or Bernard? |
1.2288 |
0.04300 |
153 |
126 |
19 |
8 |
658 |
It's all about the interest. |
1.2288 |
0.04198 |
153 |
125 |
21 |
7 |
659 |
Are you sure you want our kid to grow up to be a lawyer? |
1.2286 |
0.04087 |
175 |
145 |
20 |
10 |
660 |
Never too early to teach that monetary weath is unreachable for their generation |
1.2282 |
0.03941 |
149 |
119 |
26 |
4 |
661 |
I said ‘crypto,’ not ‘crib dough.’ |
1.2282 |
0.04377 |
149 |
123 |
18 |
8 |
662 |
At least you’re being paid for your labor. |
1.2281 |
0.03982 |
171 |
140 |
23 |
8 |
663 |
Really? |
1.2278 |
0.03799 |
158 |
126 |
28 |
4 |
664 |
What if our child just wants to be an artist or musician? |
1.2278 |
0.03903 |
158 |
127 |
26 |
5 |
665 |
Ayn Rand would be so proud." |
1.2278 |
0.04105 |
158 |
129 |
22 |
7 |
666 |
You're the one who wanted to name him Goldman Sachs. |
1.2276 |
0.04349 |
145 |
119 |
19 |
7 |
667 |
No, really, it was Calder’s personal favorite. |
1.2276 |
0.04668 |
145 |
122 |
13 |
10 |
668 |
I thought we agreed to raise him as a Republican. |
1.2276 |
0.04458 |
145 |
120 |
17 |
8 |
669 |
It's called an Exxon Mobile. |
1.2276 |
0.04458 |
145 |
120 |
17 |
8 |
670 |
I thought our child's first toy should be both fun and fungible. |
1.2276 |
0.04123 |
145 |
117 |
23 |
5 |
671 |
let’s be honest, do *you* wake up every day thinking on getting an elephant? |
1.2275 |
0.04548 |
167 |
143 |
10 |
14 |
672 |
Because Treasury bonds don’t jingle. that’s why… |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
673 |
I want the baby to reach for universal goals and not be a struggling cartoonist like me. |
1.2267 |
0.04551 |
150 |
126 |
14 |
10 |
674 |
Now as long as you give birth in this tax year, we're all set... |
1.2265 |
0.03827 |
181 |
148 |
25 |
8 |
675 |
I’m want to teach him that money doesn’t grow on trees. |
1.2264 |
0.03983 |
159 |
129 |
24 |
6 |
676 |
Her birthday pinata! |
1.2264 |
0.04272 |
159 |
132 |
18 |
9 |
677 |
Is was NOT a waste of money! |
1.2263 |
0.04395 |
137 |
112 |
19 |
6 |
678 |
I just want to remind him how much this is costing us. |
1.2260 |
0.04211 |
146 |
119 |
21 |
6 |
679 |
You want him to take care of us in old age, don’t you? |
1.2260 |
0.03980 |
146 |
117 |
25 |
4 |
680 |
The unicorn mobile was more realistic than this one, honey |
1.2260 |
0.04211 |
146 |
119 |
21 |
6 |
681 |
I got it from Bills, Bucks, and Beyond. |
1.2258 |
0.04249 |
155 |
128 |
19 |
8 |
682 |
We need to raise a hedge fund manager for our retirement. |
1.2256 |
0.04178 |
164 |
136 |
19 |
9 |
683 |
It’ll definitely generate interest. |
1.2252 |
0.04220 |
151 |
124 |
20 |
7 |
684 |
« Look my arm stretches like Gumby » |
1.2252 |
0.04425 |
151 |
126 |
16 |
9 |
685 |
I am calling it…”Upwardly Mobile” |
1.2250 |
0.04248 |
160 |
133 |
18 |
9 |
686 |
Let him know early what makes the world go round. |
1.2250 |
0.03757 |
160 |
128 |
28 |
4 |
687 |
Relax! Early exposure to money may insure our child will be president, too. |
1.2248 |
0.04435 |
129 |
105 |
19 |
5 |
688 |
Never too early to keep an eye on the prize! |
1.2246 |
0.04485 |
138 |
114 |
17 |
7 |
689 |
It’s called early adoption, honey. Look it up, religion has been doing it for years. |
1.2246 |
0.04715 |
138 |
116 |
13 |
9 |
690 |
Perhaps our new subsidiary can revive the fortunes of this troubled merger. |
1.2245 |
0.04609 |
147 |
124 |
13 |
10 |
691 |
The sooner the kid knows what's important in life, the better! |
1.2245 |
0.04072 |
147 |
119 |
23 |
5 |
692 |
Donald had one of these when he was young. |
1.2245 |
0.04609 |
147 |
124 |
13 |
10 |
693 |
It's the finance bro mobile. |
1.2245 |
0.04295 |
147 |
121 |
19 |
7 |
694 |
It will always hang over his head. |
1.2245 |
0.04295 |
147 |
121 |
19 |
7 |
695 |
Okay, OKAYY: We’ll name him Rich. |
1.2244 |
0.03920 |
156 |
126 |
25 |
5 |
696 |
I expect him to take care of us in our old age |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
697 |
You calculated the ROI, right? |
1.2242 |
0.04242 |
165 |
138 |
17 |
10 |
698 |
How much did it cost? |
1.2242 |
0.04154 |
165 |
137 |
19 |
9 |
699 |
This is just until I can teach him to read a spreadsheet |
1.2240 |
0.04524 |
125 |
102 |
18 |
5 |
700 |
....and it's gender-neutral. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
701 |
Babies who know money is out of reach, are happier. |
1.2238 |
0.04373 |
143 |
118 |
18 |
7 |
702 |
It's his mobile banking app. |
1.2238 |
0.04699 |
143 |
121 |
12 |
10 |
703 |
I need to borrow some money for the paternity test. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
704 |
I grew up with Scrooge McDuck, you wouldn't understand... |
1.2237 |
0.04398 |
152 |
127 |
16 |
9 |
705 |
It’s supposed to encourage upward mobility! |
1.2237 |
0.04496 |
152 |
128 |
14 |
10 |
706 |
If we want someone to take care of us in our old age,we have to start now |
1.2235 |
0.04081 |
179 |
150 |
18 |
11 |
707 |
The baby needs inspiration to start saving for college now. |
1.2231 |
0.04404 |
130 |
106 |
19 |
5 |
708 |
It doesn't do us any good to put it under the mattress. |
1.2231 |
0.04125 |
130 |
104 |
23 |
3 |
709 |
Wait'll you see the bath toys I made out of check book covers. |
1.2231 |
0.04667 |
130 |
108 |
15 |
7 |
710 |
Little Morgan Stanley will love it! |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
711 |
I’m OK with the baby being non-binary but I won’t tolerate her being non-monetary. |
1.2230 |
0.04479 |
148 |
124 |
15 |
9 |
712 |
It's Cribto currency and everyone will want it. |
1.2230 |
0.04160 |
148 |
121 |
21 |
6 |
713 |
I said I wanted her first word to be MOMMY. |
1.2230 |
0.04479 |
148 |
124 |
15 |
9 |
714 |
You got to pick ‘Ebenezer’, I get to pick the mobile. |
1.2229 |
0.04200 |
157 |
130 |
19 |
8 |
715 |
Credit cards are too stimulating. |
1.2229 |
0.04101 |
157 |
129 |
21 |
7 |
716 |
I call it the ‘Upwardly Mobile’... it stimulates fiscal development. |
1.2229 |
0.04219 |
166 |
139 |
17 |
10 |
717 |
Wave bye-bye sweetie. |
1.2222 |
0.03959 |
153 |
124 |
24 |
5 |
718 |
Cash is better than crypto |
1.2222 |
0.04170 |
153 |
126 |
20 |
7 |
719 |
THIS is your way of telling me we’re having twins?? |
1.2222 |
0.04346 |
144 |
119 |
18 |
7 |
720 |
They call it Cribto currency. |
1.2216 |
0.04044 |
176 |
147 |
19 |
10 |
721 |
Distract the kid from crying? Hell, I'll bawl every time I see it. |
1.2216 |
0.04109 |
167 |
139 |
19 |
9 |
722 |
Amazon gives us a free carton of diapers for each month it's up |
1.2215 |
0.04175 |
158 |
131 |
19 |
8 |
723 |
You tell me a better time to teach them about compound interest. |
1.2215 |
0.03875 |
158 |
128 |
25 |
5 |
724 |
It's never too early to teach about capitalism. |
1.2215 |
0.04650 |
149 |
127 |
11 |
11 |
725 |
The plan is to leave these boot straps in the crib so she can pull herself up there. |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
726 |
The 2041 summer analyst programs are going to be VERY competitive |
1.2214 |
0.04188 |
140 |
114 |
21 |
5 |
727 |
In this family,the stork delivers dividends. |
1.2214 |
0.04760 |
131 |
110 |
13 |
8 |
728 |
'I want them to grow up believing fairytales' |
1.2209 |
0.04176 |
163 |
136 |
18 |
9 |
729 |
Screw bunnies and duckies! This kid’s gonna learn to focus on what really matters. |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
730 |
It’s a lot better than that Bitcoin model. |
1.2208 |
0.04042 |
154 |
126 |
22 |
6 |
731 |
This mobile not only stimulates our newborn but lets them know exactly what we're going to expect of him when he gets older.... |
1.2208 |
0.04537 |
154 |
131 |
12 |
11 |
732 |
Let's name her Robin D. Bank. |
1.2208 |
0.04247 |
154 |
128 |
18 |
8 |
733 |
He should learn early what isn't attainable |
1.2207 |
0.03723 |
145 |
115 |
28 |
2 |
734 |
I’m okay with this but we can’t name him “Cash.” |
1.2207 |
0.03972 |
145 |
117 |
24 |
4 |
735 |
Why did you replace my bitcoin mobile with this ugly thing? |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
736 |
We're early investors. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
737 |
So it will know what cash was. |
1.2206 |
0.04512 |
136 |
113 |
16 |
7 |
738 |
It’s called an “upward mobility mobile” can’t hurt; might help! |
1.2205 |
0.04598 |
127 |
105 |
16 |
6 |
739 |
May as well teach the baby early that capitalism is a tease |
1.2205 |
0.04862 |
127 |
107 |
12 |
8 |
740 |
The reach will be beyond the grasp. |
1.2202 |
0.03624 |
168 |
135 |
29 |
4 |
741 |
We can switch to flowers and birdies if it's a girl." |
1.2202 |
0.04173 |
168 |
141 |
17 |
10 |
742 |
Yeah well, the Joneses have a silver spoon. |
1.2201 |
0.03955 |
159 |
130 |
23 |
6 |
743 |
No NFT'S or BITCOIN
from our baby. |
1.2201 |
0.04054 |
159 |
131 |
21 |
7 |
744 |
Your water may have broke, but our son won’t be. |
1.2199 |
0.04038 |
141 |
114 |
23 |
4 |
745 |
It used to be Trump’s |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
746 |
I’m thinking we can replace it with cryptocurrency when the baby gets older. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
747 |
I guess my parents aren't too happy that we moved back in with them... |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
748 |
OK! Now for the balance sheet. |
1.2197 |
0.04726 |
132 |
111 |
13 |
8 |
749 |
Look, it was you who insisted we name him after your grandfather Donald. |
1.2197 |
0.04325 |
173 |
148 |
12 |
13 |
750 |
Look honey - this mobile I made with real money costs less than the other baby toys you've bought |
1.2194 |
0.04320 |
155 |
130 |
16 |
9 |
751 |
My family has a long history of money hanging over our heads. |
1.2188 |
0.04128 |
160 |
133 |
19 |
8 |
752 |
She'll need to embrace mobile banking from the get-go. |
1.2188 |
0.04287 |
128 |
104 |
20 |
4 |
753 |
They didn't have anything in crypto. |
1.2188 |
0.04031 |
160 |
132 |
21 |
7 |
754 |
I still think it needs an inflationary balloon. |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
755 |
It's almost too late to start saving for his college education. |
1.2183 |
0.04370 |
142 |
118 |
17 |
7 |
756 |
It’s never too early to contemplate upward mobility. |
1.2180 |
0.04571 |
133 |
111 |
15 |
7 |
757 |
Let the guilt trip begin. |
1.2179 |
0.03782 |
156 |
126 |
26 |
4 |
758 |
With luck she'll either be a CPA or an embezzler. |
1.2177 |
0.04517 |
124 |
102 |
17 |
5 |
759 |
He may as well learn early what makes the world go ‘round. |
1.2177 |
0.04265 |
147 |
122 |
18 |
7 |
760 |
And we'll name her Oprah Elon Berkshire Hathaway Jones? |
1.2177 |
0.04154 |
147 |
121 |
20 |
6 |
761 |
You said you liked the name Adam Smith. |
1.2174 |
0.04379 |
161 |
137 |
13 |
11 |
762 |
It's on loan from Elon's parents |
1.2174 |
0.04289 |
161 |
136 |
15 |
10 |
763 |
Wait'll you see his binkie. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
764 |
It's just to make sure his reach won't exceed his grasp. |
1.2174 |
0.04008 |
161 |
133 |
21 |
7 |
765 |
It’s never too early to plan for retirement. |
1.2171 |
0.03724 |
152 |
122 |
27 |
3 |
766 |
Never too early to diversify. |
1.2171 |
0.03951 |
152 |
124 |
23 |
5 |
767 |
He’s gonna be our little angel investor. |
1.2168 |
0.04109 |
143 |
117 |
21 |
5 |
768 |
It’s all about out little Benjamin |
1.2168 |
0.03987 |
143 |
116 |
23 |
4 |
769 |
Another example of your mother letting me know I don't make enough money. |
1.2168 |
0.04342 |
143 |
119 |
17 |
7 |
770 |
Honestly honey, it’s a great investment—we can’t lose—it’s covered by the FDIC. |
1.2168 |
0.04563 |
143 |
121 |
13 |
9 |
771 |
For optimal real-life training, it should be within reach but not within grasp. |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
772 |
We want his eyes on the prize. |
1.2166 |
0.03972 |
157 |
129 |
22 |
6 |
773 |
If it's a boy, Donald. |
1.2164 |
0.04105 |
171 |
144 |
17 |
10 |
774 |
I just think it’s important for the baby to start thinking about college right from the start. |
1.2162 |
0.04552 |
148 |
126 |
12 |
10 |
775 |
The box said it was aspirational? |
1.2162 |
0.04238 |
148 |
123 |
18 |
7 |
776 |
It’s not a mobile. It’s a cash grab. |
1.2162 |
0.03780 |
148 |
119 |
26 |
3 |
777 |
It used to belong to Elon Musk! |
1.2162 |
0.04128 |
148 |
122 |
20 |
6 |
778 |
It's never too early to discourage his dream of becoming an artist. |
1.2162 |
0.04345 |
148 |
124 |
16 |
8 |
779 |
Are you accusing me of robbing the cradle? |
1.2162 |
0.04238 |
148 |
123 |
18 |
7 |
780 |
What? It’s a modern day dream catcher. |
1.2160 |
0.03986 |
162 |
134 |
21 |
7 |
781 |
Think that will hold the baby's interest? |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
782 |
How else will he know we love him? |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
783 |
I want her to dream big. |
1.2158 |
0.04539 |
139 |
117 |
14 |
8 |
784 |
I call it my 'potential return on investment' influencer. |
1.2157 |
0.04723 |
153 |
133 |
7 |
13 |
785 |
Honey, I can feel the baby pulling himself up by his own bootstraps. |
1.2154 |
0.04501 |
130 |
108 |
16 |
6 |
786 |
I thought we agreed that good parenting is all about setting incentives. |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
787 |
It seems unstable and still appears secure. |
1.2154 |
0.04366 |
130 |
107 |
18 |
5 |
788 |
With this, he will get used to having it always be just out of reach! |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
789 |
I bought it on a lay-awake plan. |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
790 |
It’s a real breakthrough in
mobile banking. |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
791 |
This way she'll learn early that wealth and prosperity will always be out of reach. |
1.2152 |
0.04050 |
158 |
131 |
20 |
7 |
792 |
He will recall this fondly in later years when he is in prison for securities fraud. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
793 |
They say it's never to early to start training on cribtocurrency. |
1.2148 |
0.03991 |
149 |
122 |
22 |
5 |
794 |
This pays the Ob/Gyn, then we use it to hang drying diapers. |
1.2148 |
0.04524 |
149 |
127 |
12 |
10 |
795 |
She’ll get a headstart understanding the cyclical nature of the economy. |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
796 |
It’s the latest 529 plan. |
1.2147 |
0.04150 |
163 |
137 |
17 |
9 |
797 |
It's a late Calder. |
1.2143 |
0.04452 |
126 |
104 |
17 |
5 |
798 |
It's never too early to teach him how the world goes around! |
1.2143 |
0.04117 |
154 |
128 |
19 |
7 |
799 |
Just a subtle nudge to grow up and fix the financial crisis. |
1.2138 |
0.04174 |
145 |
120 |
19 |
6 |
800 |
Let's just call it what it is. |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
801 |
Hopefully at some point it will sink in how much a child costs us. |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
802 |
I saw it on an episode of MTV Cribs. |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
803 |
I got it from the yard sale at Trump Tower! |
1.2133 |
0.04496 |
150 |
128 |
12 |
10 |
804 |
You can never start the rat race too early. |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
805 |
Well, when IS it a good time to discuss his earning potential? |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
806 |
We don't know their gender yet, and this is completely gender neutral. |
1.2132 |
0.04478 |
136 |
114 |
15 |
7 |
807 |
It was a free gift from The Young Republicans club. |
1.2128 |
0.04002 |
141 |
115 |
22 |
4 |
808 |
It's the only way for her to learn that financial wealth may taunt you but is ultimately unreachable. |
1.2128 |
0.04248 |
141 |
117 |
18 |
6 |
809 |
It's kinda cute, but does it really have to play the theme music from The Godfather? |
1.2128 |
0.04365 |
141 |
118 |
16 |
7 |
810 |
The final step in our retirement plan. |
1.2126 |
0.04559 |
127 |
106 |
15 |
6 |
811 |
Trust me, mobile finance is the next big thing. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
812 |
And at the time she can reach it, we’ll explain compound interest to her. |
1.2126 |
0.04420 |
127 |
105 |
17 |
5 |
813 |
Fish and butterflies are the liberal arts of mobiles. |
1.2126 |
0.04559 |
127 |
106 |
15 |
6 |
814 |
It'll pay for itself, they said. |
1.2123 |
0.04148 |
146 |
121 |
19 |
6 |
815 |
What do you want her to do, count sheep? |
1.2123 |
0.04148 |
146 |
121 |
19 |
6 |
816 |
„It is a vintage model, so what? The one with Credit Cards, Apple Pay, and Pay Pal was far too expensive.“ |
1.2123 |
0.04369 |
146 |
123 |
15 |
8 |
817 |
I know. I know. I will reattach the toy animals. |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
818 |
To hell with reaching for the stars! |
1.2121 |
0.04438 |
132 |
110 |
16 |
6 |
819 |
What exactly is your mother trying to say with this gift? |
1.2121 |
0.04169 |
132 |
108 |
20 |
4 |
820 |
Because bunnies do not say, "plan for the future." |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
821 |
No, money ISN’T everything. But it beats whatever’s in second place. |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
822 |
Someone needs to pay this mortgage!! |
1.2119 |
0.04566 |
151 |
130 |
10 |
11 |
823 |
Therefore his name shall be, Rich. |
1.2119 |
0.04266 |
151 |
127 |
16 |
8 |
824 |
This is the more realistic kind of green parenting. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
825 |
I just hope the dollar doesn't crash! |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
826 |
4th Generation Trump |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
827 |
Isn’t this what you meant when you said you wanted the nursery to be green? |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
828 |
No kid of mine is investing in bitcoin |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
829 |
This way as she gets older she’ll understand that money is just a construct that we constantly chase but can never actually obtain. |
1.2115 |
0.03965 |
156 |
129 |
21 |
6 |
830 |
And by the time she’s thirteen, she’ll know how to swindle! |
1.2109 |
0.04917 |
128 |
110 |
9 |
9 |
831 |
Well it’s really important to get your priorities straight right from the start. |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
832 |
Not even one bitcoin? You're so 2020! |
1.2109 |
0.04007 |
147 |
121 |
21 |
5 |
833 |
As you know I've been working hard on my mobile banking idea... |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
834 |
I ordered it from the Amazon Jeff Bezos nursery collection. |
1.2109 |
0.03889 |
147 |
120 |
23 |
4 |
835 |
We should have danced all night. |
1.2109 |
0.04342 |
147 |
124 |
15 |
8 |
836 |
It's never too early to learn there's no such thing as 'play money'. |
1.2109 |
0.04233 |
147 |
123 |
17 |
7 |
837 |
I first bought the Bitcoin Mobile but when I opened the box, it was empty so I bought this old fashioned one. |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
838 |
money flies when you're having a baby |
1.2105 |
0.04659 |
133 |
113 |
12 |
8 |
839 |
At first I thought I'd get the Bambi mobile. Then I thought heck, she can own Disney when she grows up. |
1.2105 |
0.04240 |
152 |
128 |
16 |
8 |
840 |
She’s demanding a ransom to come out. |
1.2105 |
0.04535 |
133 |
112 |
14 |
7 |
841 |
I’m telling you - he’ll still be freeloading in 2045, if we don’t start now. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
842 |
I want him to know that the cost of this crib is coming out of his allowance. |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
843 |
And it plays Twinkle Twinkle Bullion Bar. |
1.2101 |
0.04043 |
138 |
113 |
21 |
4 |
844 |
But, what if it works? |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
845 |
It’s Orion‘s money belt.” |
1.2101 |
0.04755 |
119 |
100 |
13 |
6 |
846 |
Scoff if you will, Bea, but someday I swear our young Gordon will make the Gekko family proud. |
1.2099 |
0.04416 |
162 |
140 |
10 |
12 |
847 |
You know, a kid has to have focus. |
1.2098 |
0.04309 |
143 |
120 |
16 |
7 |
848 |
I'll say it's rigged! How often would you expect to see all three finalists from the same city in the entire internet community? |
1.2098 |
0.04744 |
143 |
124 |
8 |
11 |
849 |
It plays 'Sing a Song of Sixpence' and 'If I Had a Million Dollars'. |
1.2098 |
0.04074 |
143 |
118 |
20 |
5 |
850 |
I thought this one was less severe than the death and taxes mobile. |
1.2097 |
0.04895 |
124 |
106 |
10 |
8 |
851 |
We're gonna raise ourselves a politician, we are! |
1.2096 |
0.03686 |
167 |
137 |
25 |
5 |
852 |
It needs Euros. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
853 |
at least we're honest. |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
854 |
This seems safer than the bitcoin version. |
1.2095 |
0.03983 |
148 |
122 |
21 |
5 |
855 |
What? I thought you wanted something gender neutral? |
1.2095 |
0.03865 |
148 |
121 |
23 |
4 |
856 |
Of Course you want to name him Benjamin |
1.2093 |
0.04756 |
129 |
110 |
11 |
8 |
857 |
My buddy Elon said his parents had one when he was a baby and it helped him focus on what’s important. |
1.2092 |
0.03896 |
153 |
126 |
22 |
5 |
858 |
If it gets the message, maybe there's a chance of retirement without outstanding student loans. |
1.2090 |
0.04113 |
134 |
110 |
20 |
4 |
859 |
it's the American dream. She'll reach and reach but never get it. |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
860 |
I know it's old fashioned, but the bitcoin version was sold out. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
861 |
It's supposed to instill a life-long quest to attain the virtually unattainable. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
862 |
Well it’s better than installing a corporate ladder. |
1.2086 |
0.04620 |
139 |
119 |
11 |
9 |
863 |
And I still say that adding in a gold bar or two wouldn't be that dangerous and would add asset allocation. |
1.2083 |
0.03927 |
144 |
118 |
22 |
4 |
864 |
We’re creating a new glass ceiling for our baby to shatter. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
865 |
The ones with Bitcoin were sold out. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
866 |
If we do this right, Sherri, there’s no doubt we’re breaking even by year three. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
867 |
So someone in this family can be upwardly mobile. |
1.2083 |
0.04167 |
144 |
120 |
18 |
6 |
868 |
Can't wait till our little one is saying 'Show me the money'. |
1.2081 |
0.04288 |
149 |
126 |
15 |
8 |
869 |
Look! Today when I opened her college fund account the bank gave us a free mo’ bill. |
1.2081 |
0.04071 |
149 |
124 |
19 |
6 |
870 |
How do you like "Elon"? |
1.2080 |
0.04859 |
125 |
107 |
10 |
8 |
871 |
Really? You want him to be a materialist? |
1.2078 |
0.03981 |
154 |
128 |
20 |
6 |
872 |
Every time she cries, we take away $10. |
1.2078 |
0.04189 |
154 |
130 |
16 |
8 |
873 |
It’s about our future” “Will our baby be able to support us in our old age? |
1.2077 |
0.04462 |
130 |
109 |
15 |
6 |
874 |
It's never too early to start learning to 'follow the money. |
1.2075 |
0.04096 |
159 |
134 |
17 |
8 |
875 |
Your parents chose an excellent baby gift. |
1.2074 |
0.04085 |
135 |
111 |
20 |
4 |
876 |
Every night I'll pretend to be Joel Gray and sing "Money makes the world go around. It makes the world go round." |
1.2074 |
0.04219 |
135 |
112 |
18 |
5 |
877 |
Let's give her formative years a nudge is all I'm saying. |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
878 |
Baby Baxter should learn early that money will always be just out of his reach! |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
879 |
Maybe he will learn to follow the money. |
1.2071 |
0.03991 |
140 |
115 |
21 |
4 |
880 |
They make a crypto version, too,
but it keeps falling. |
1.2069 |
0.04580 |
145 |
125 |
10 |
10 |
881 |
He'll learn to stand early! |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
882 |
Just think, if your dad had been this smart you wouldn’t be barefoot and pregnant. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
883 |
She might be Euro-Divergent. |
1.2069 |
0.04254 |
145 |
122 |
16 |
7 |
884 |
Honey, the real money is under the mattress. |
1.2067 |
0.04262 |
150 |
127 |
15 |
8 |
885 |
Calder’s mobiles may cost more but this one will be more useful. |
1.2067 |
0.04155 |
150 |
126 |
17 |
7 |
886 |
It's the best I could do... the bitcoin mobiles were all sold out. |
1.2067 |
0.04262 |
150 |
127 |
15 |
8 |
887 |
Financial literacy is the cornerstone of a happy childhood. |
1.2066 |
0.04682 |
121 |
102 |
13 |
6 |
888 |
Never to early to start |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
889 |
The credit card one was just tacky. |
1.2063 |
0.04112 |
126 |
103 |
20 |
3 |
890 |
It comes in a 20% smaller size for girls. |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
891 |
So he knows it's always just out of reach. |
1.2063 |
0.04689 |
126 |
107 |
12 |
7 |
892 |
College isn't going to pay for itself. |
1.2061 |
0.04431 |
131 |
110 |
15 |
6 |
893 |
You forgot the Amex Black Card |
1.2061 |
0.04562 |
131 |
111 |
13 |
7 |
894 |
She’ll quickly learn that money doesn’t grow on trees |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
895 |
Agreed, if it's a boy, we name it Donald. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
896 |
I decided to skip the romantic rainbow-and-unicorns stage of development and move our child right to the profit-motive stage. |
1.2059 |
0.04318 |
136 |
114 |
16 |
6 |
897 |
It's to remind us that the baby is an I.R.S. deduction! |
1.2059 |
0.04190 |
136 |
113 |
18 |
5 |
898 |
Show me the baby! |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
899 |
If you pull on it gently, it'll play ABBA's 1976 smash hit 'Money, Money, Money.' |
1.2059 |
0.04563 |
136 |
116 |
12 |
8 |
900 |
It was too risky to purchase the Bitcoin version. |
1.2059 |
0.04058 |
136 |
112 |
20 |
4 |
901 |
Now when they said trickle down |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
902 |
This takes upwardly mobile to a new level |
1.2057 |
0.04091 |
141 |
117 |
19 |
5 |
903 |
The instructions say optimum placement is 'just out of reach.' |
1.2057 |
0.03965 |
141 |
116 |
21 |
4 |
904 |
You said if I make it myself,it better not look cheap. |
1.2055 |
0.03998 |
146 |
121 |
20 |
5 |
905 |
Billionaire tech titans aren't just born, ya know! |
1.2055 |
0.04228 |
146 |
123 |
16 |
7 |
906 |
My new retirement plan to motivate him to take care of us in our old age... |
1.2053 |
0.04022 |
151 |
126 |
19 |
6 |
907 |
Can you think of anything more soothing? |
1.2053 |
0.03796 |
151 |
124 |
23 |
4 |
908 |
This absolutely fits the fairytale theme! |
1.2051 |
0.04785 |
117 |
99 |
12 |
6 |
909 |
I thought we agreed on the bitcoin mobile. |
1.2051 |
0.03935 |
156 |
130 |
20 |
6 |
910 |
Well, our kid has to take care of us in our old age, right? |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
911 |
…And that way, they learn early on how any dreams of being wealthy and secure in this world are always juuuuuust out of reach! |
1.2047 |
0.04083 |
127 |
104 |
20 |
3 |
912 |
He needs to learn that money makes the world go round. |
1.2045 |
0.03986 |
132 |
108 |
21 |
3 |
913 |
It'll make her grabby for money?"
That's the point |
1.2045 |
0.03838 |
132 |
107 |
23 |
2 |
914 |
You don't want to raise a child who picks a humanities major, do you? |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
915 |
You just can't start too early. |
1.2044 |
0.04289 |
137 |
115 |
16 |
6 |
916 |
Keep the money just out of reach, so it knows how life works from an early age. |
1.2042 |
0.04418 |
142 |
121 |
13 |
8 |
917 |
Mobile banking is all the rage these days. |
1.2042 |
0.04065 |
142 |
118 |
19 |
5 |
918 |
It's for economic stimulation. |
1.2041 |
0.04201 |
147 |
124 |
16 |
7 |
919 |
Our baby will learn it will always be out of reach. |
1.2041 |
0.03854 |
147 |
121 |
22 |
4 |
920 |
It plays "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For." |
1.2034 |
0.04898 |
118 |
101 |
10 |
7 |
921 |
Since we've settled on calling him "Richie," I thought this would be appropriate. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
922 |
Well, Mrs. Buffett, I think this will keep little Warren occupied for hours. |
1.2033 |
0.04754 |
123 |
105 |
11 |
7 |
923 |
And when he’s older I’m going to give him Monopoly! |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
924 |
This better NOT play the theme song from "The Apprentice!" |
1.2031 |
0.04486 |
128 |
108 |
14 |
6 |
925 |
The guys at work said mobile banking is all the rage |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
926 |
It worked for Jeff and Elon. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
927 |
Why did you put my mobile in here? |
1.2030 |
0.04744 |
133 |
115 |
9 |
9 |
928 |
What better way to demonstrate that happiness will always be just out of reach? |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
929 |
She's got to learn early about our mobile economy. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
930 |
It was this or a Skinner Box. |
1.2029 |
0.04618 |
138 |
119 |
10 |
9 |
931 |
When I was a kid, there was no such thing as mobile banking. |
1.2029 |
0.04618 |
138 |
119 |
10 |
9 |
932 |
You can never start a career in finance too early. |
1.2029 |
0.04135 |
138 |
115 |
18 |
5 |
933 |
I smell money laundering” |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
934 |
Should we name him Dollar, Euro, or Crypto? |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
935 |
It’s just like life.. always out of reach. |
1.2029 |
0.04261 |
138 |
116 |
16 |
6 |
936 |
I have this theory... |
1.2028 |
0.04039 |
143 |
119 |
19 |
5 |
937 |
I read that this works for the Trump's.
What do we have to lose? |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
938 |
You told me I could pick the mobile I liked as long as it matched the sage green accent wall |
1.2028 |
0.03915 |
143 |
118 |
21 |
4 |
939 |
Our adviser called it “Fund Shui.” |
1.2027 |
0.04063 |
148 |
124 |
18 |
6 |
940 |
We can play Motzart all you want, but that won't put food on his table! |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
941 |
A bunch of flying bugs just seemed creepy |
1.2018 |
0.04855 |
114 |
97 |
11 |
6 |
942 |
It’s never too early to start on a hedge fund career. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
943 |
It came with a free coin rattle. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
944 |
Tell your father that I don't think this is funny! |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
945 |
This will teach the baby that money is always just out of reach. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
946 |
It was in the discount aisle. |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
947 |
It’s subliminal. The child will be a financial success. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
948 |
WTF, Gwen, it's always going to be outa reach! |
1.2015 |
0.04208 |
134 |
112 |
17 |
5 |
949 |
And let’s name him Elon. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
950 |
This just seemed more practical than gently nudging her to reach for the stars... |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
951 |
IRA won’t be able to touch this until he’s 59 1/2. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
952 |
Guy at the dollar store said it should teach her about values or something. |
1.2015 |
0.04339 |
134 |
113 |
15 |
6 |
953 |
I’ve already got the kid’s application filled out for Wharton! |
1.2014 |
0.04587 |
139 |
120 |
10 |
9 |
954 |
Was never keen on that whole reaching for the stars thing either. |
1.2014 |
0.04232 |
139 |
117 |
16 |
6 |
955 |
My cousin, the economist with The Fed sent it. |
1.2014 |
0.04013 |
144 |
120 |
19 |
5 |
956 |
If we start now, maybe he can figure out how to finance a brother or sister. |
1.2014 |
0.03890 |
144 |
119 |
21 |
4 |
957 |
Maybe she won't make the same mistake we did and she'll buy a house before she turns 3. |
1.2014 |
0.04132 |
144 |
121 |
17 |
6 |
958 |
Gotta indoctrinate them early |
1.2013 |
0.03924 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
5 |
959 |
A faster way to motivate the baby to stand. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
960 |
Welcome little tax deduction! |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
961 |
Shall we name him Donald? |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
962 |
Look,Frank Lloyd Wrights folks hung models of famous buildings over his crib. |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
963 |
She'll subconsciously pay us back for this later. |
1.2000 |
0.04310 |
135 |
114 |
15 |
6 |
964 |
I appreciate the gift, but do your parents always have to flaunt their money like that? |
1.2000 |
0.03998 |
130 |
107 |
20 |
3 |
965 |
Looks a little cash heavy to me. |
1.2000 |
0.04096 |
125 |
103 |
19 |
3 |
966 |
Had I known about Alexa's insistent "Buy Again" "Buy Again "Buy Again"... |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
967 |
Greenbacks seem to be the most calming color. |
1.2000 |
0.03784 |
150 |
124 |
22 |
4 |
968 |
This play money may be charming, but it won't pay the bills when the baby arrives. |
1.2000 |
0.04179 |
135 |
113 |
17 |
5 |
969 |
I don't care about a gender reveal, I just want the kid to grow up to be a Capitalist. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
970 |
It provides a complete fiscal workout. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
971 |
It’s good to learn early that it’s just out of reach. |
1.2000 |
0.04204 |
140 |
118 |
16 |
6 |
972 |
No pressure. |
1.2000 |
0.04013 |
150 |
126 |
18 |
6 |
973 |
Fortunately, everything should balance out soon. |
1.2000 |
0.03687 |
130 |
105 |
24 |
1 |
974 |
They were on sale at one of the dollar stores. |
1.2000 |
0.04286 |
130 |
109 |
16 |
5 |
975 |
Trust me, this is much better than your idea to give him unconditional love. |
1.2000 |
0.04555 |
130 |
111 |
12 |
7 |
976 |
Says to remove 18% if it's a girl. |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
977 |
It’s called manifesting, babe. Look it up. |
1.2000 |
0.04123 |
150 |
127 |
16 |
7 |
978 |
It was a fantasy themed mobile. I guess the fantasy being that we’ll be out of debt. |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
979 |
Little Donnie's going to love it |
1.1987 |
0.04209 |
156 |
134 |
13 |
9 |
980 |
Another doomed to failure retirement plan |
1.1986 |
0.03962 |
146 |
122 |
19 |
5 |
981 |
Dream big, baby. |
1.1986 |
0.04054 |
141 |
118 |
18 |
5 |
982 |
I refuse to raise a socialist! |
1.1985 |
0.03880 |
136 |
112 |
21 |
3 |
983 |
But the IRS will never look for it there! |
1.1985 |
0.04280 |
136 |
115 |
15 |
6 |
984 |
He should know how fortunate he is. |
1.1985 |
0.04018 |
136 |
113 |
19 |
4 |
985 |
Three syllables two words, "student loans." He or she needs to keep their eyes on the prize. |
1.1985 |
0.04115 |
131 |
109 |
18 |
4 |
986 |
They say future generations will rely entirely on mobile banking. |
1.1985 |
0.04523 |
131 |
112 |
12 |
7 |
987 |
I figure it best to start him early chasing the almighty buck. |
1.1985 |
0.03819 |
131 |
107 |
22 |
2 |
988 |
Perfect for Daddy’s little hedge fund manager. |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
989 |
It’s all about Benjamin, baby. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
990 |
Dwayne ‘Barack’ Obama |
1.1984 |
0.04914 |
126 |
110 |
7 |
9 |
991 |
...And, it doubles as his college fund! |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
992 |
What? Green is a secondary color, and wealth is a primary objective. I think it works! |
1.1983 |
0.04638 |
121 |
103 |
12 |
6 |
993 |
I 'm calling this new piece from my reality for infants line "debt collection |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
994 |
It’s a Banksy |
1.1983 |
0.04931 |
116 |
100 |
9 |
7 |
995 |
Hey, hon? Where is the baby? |
1.1982 |
0.04927 |
111 |
95 |
10 |
6 |
996 |
It's essential that it remain just out of reach. |
1.1972 |
0.03902 |
142 |
118 |
20 |
4 |
997 |
I installed your mobile, Mrs. Bezos, but you're crazy if you think it will make any difference. |
1.1972 |
0.04268 |
142 |
121 |
14 |
7 |
998 |
It came with the Barron's for Newborns subscription. |
1.1972 |
0.04496 |
142 |
123 |
10 |
9 |
999 |
We're talking about a startup with rapid growth potential. |
1.1972 |
0.04028 |
142 |
119 |
18 |
5 |
1000 |
Do you really think Bezos wasted time staring at fuzzy bunnies? |
1.1971 |
0.04123 |
137 |
115 |
17 |
5 |
1001 |
She’ll be part of the mobile generation right from the start. |
1.1970 |
0.03943 |
132 |
109 |
20 |
3 |
1002 |
I'll talk about crypto until she'll fall asleep. Don't worry! |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1003 |
And for the baby's name, I was thinking Elon, Jeff or Larry! |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1004 |
It also contains an antenna to help him with his cell phone reception |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1005 |
It's an investment piece. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1006 |
Do you like it? It's an important piece of our retirement planning strategy. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1007 |
We need to dangle false hope right from the start. |
1.1969 |
0.04336 |
127 |
107 |
15 |
5 |
1008 |
A revolving fund is our best bet. |
1.1969 |
0.04189 |
127 |
106 |
17 |
4 |
1009 |
A darling, first step for our own little blindly obedient worker
who'll sustain the capitalist framework. |
1.1969 |
0.04748 |
127 |
110 |
9 |
8 |
1010 |
Honey, this will give him high expectations for the tooth fairy... |
1.1967 |
0.03971 |
122 |
100 |
20 |
2 |
1011 |
It's never too early to start planning for our retirement. |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1012 |
I figured since our last name is Roth and his first name will be Ira... |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1013 |
They should learn early what’s worth reaching for. |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1014 |
Allright, fine, but we're not naming him 'Barron. |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1015 |
What? With all this inflation, it was cheaper to use money. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1016 |
Mar-a-Lago membership, here we come! |
1.1964 |
0.05205 |
112 |
98 |
6 |
8 |
1017 |
It's never too early for mobile banking! |
1.1961 |
0.03830 |
153 |
128 |
20 |
5 |
1018 |
It worked for Elon Musk's parents. |
1.1959 |
0.04029 |
148 |
125 |
17 |
6 |
1019 |
She'll be worth every penny. |
1.1958 |
0.03877 |
143 |
119 |
20 |
4 |
1020 |
He might as well learn that money, not love, pays the bills. |
1.1958 |
0.03614 |
143 |
117 |
24 |
2 |
1021 |
I want him to be president one day! |
1.1957 |
0.04583 |
138 |
120 |
9 |
9 |
1022 |
I want her to know how much she is truly loved. |
1.1955 |
0.04586 |
133 |
115 |
10 |
8 |
1023 |
It's never too soon to introduce a child to the mobile economy. |
1.1955 |
0.04586 |
133 |
115 |
10 |
8 |
1024 |
They say it’s the latest technology in mobile banking. |
1.1955 |
0.04197 |
133 |
112 |
16 |
5 |
1025 |
What? It's gender neutral honey. |
1.1953 |
0.04445 |
128 |
109 |
13 |
6 |
1026 |
Once he figures out his share of the rent, I’ll take it down. |
1.1951 |
0.03942 |
123 |
101 |
20 |
2 |
1027 |
I want our son to be a US Senator. |
1.1951 |
0.04420 |
123 |
104 |
14 |
5 |
1028 |
Are we sure this is this one? He’s already going to lose enough sleep in life because of money. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1029 |
I can hear her now : ‘I want my Moneee.’ |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1030 |
It's the Fed's monetary model. Powell got backing for it on 'Shark Tank'. |
1.1951 |
0.04137 |
164 |
142 |
12 |
10 |
1031 |
It's no star of Bethlehem, but we can't just ignore it. |
1.1951 |
0.04107 |
123 |
102 |
18 |
3 |
1032 |
May he be blessed with a love of banking, mergers and acquisitions. |
1.1949 |
0.04853 |
118 |
102 |
9 |
7 |
1033 |
It's not an "unattainable goal", it's a lofty ambition! |
1.1949 |
0.04853 |
118 |
102 |
9 |
7 |
1034 |
Crib, $800. Capitalist mobile, $89. The prospect of long-term therapy: Priceless! |
1.1948 |
0.04024 |
154 |
131 |
16 |
7 |
1035 |
Well, someone has to play Monopoly with me! |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1036 |
Look it's the land of make-believe. |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
1037 |
It will give her something to reach for. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1038 |
So we agree Mrs. Buffet, we'll call him Warren |
1.1946 |
0.04116 |
149 |
127 |
15 |
7 |
1039 |
We've started her college fund. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
1040 |
It's called a Scrooge McDuckmobile |
1.1944 |
0.03724 |
144 |
119 |
22 |
3 |
1041 |
Inspiration,baby! Inspiration. |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1042 |
Yes, it's just as unreachable as the stars, but still... |
1.1944 |
0.03852 |
144 |
120 |
20 |
4 |
1043 |
What? He needs to learn the value of money early."
"It's a girl. |
1.1938 |
0.04679 |
129 |
112 |
9 |
8 |
1044 |
It was a gift from the Trumps. |
1.1938 |
0.04548 |
129 |
111 |
11 |
7 |
1045 |
Gotta start the manifestation process early |
1.1938 |
0.03980 |
129 |
107 |
19 |
3 |
1046 |
Subliminal indoctrination is the best strategy for our retirement plan. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1047 |
You chose money over time???? |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1048 |
You think money can't entertain! |
1.1938 |
0.03825 |
129 |
106 |
21 |
2 |
1049 |
You can find anything on Amazon. |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1050 |
Bernie Madoff? JP Morgan? Sam Bankman-Fried? I don’t know what do you think’s a good first name? |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1051 |
It's nice that you want to make our little bundle of joy a titan of industry, but did you have to lay out $750 for this bit of inspiration? |
1.1935 |
0.04387 |
124 |
105 |
14 |
5 |
1052 |
Give my boss some credit; he included a card. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1053 |
This way they’ll learn early how difficult it can be to reach |
1.1931 |
0.03951 |
145 |
122 |
18 |
5 |
1054 |
Well, I HAD saved it for my man cave... |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1055 |
He should get used to the fact that it will always be out of reach. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
1056 |
I thought we should start with cash and leave derivatives until pre-school |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
1057 |
Mozart, Schmozart, we're going with this Mobile by Musk... |
1.1929 |
0.04167 |
140 |
119 |
15 |
6 |
1058 |
I hate to mention this, but isn't this how Trump's parents started him off? |
1.1926 |
0.04522 |
135 |
117 |
10 |
8 |
1059 |
Naturally, it makes the world go round. |
1.1923 |
0.04243 |
130 |
110 |
15 |
5 |
1060 |
We should be hanging that over OUR bed considering what it costs for a good pre-school. |
1.1921 |
0.04172 |
151 |
130 |
13 |
8 |
1061 |
The guy at the store said this would ease the pain of a lifetime of being imprisoned
by capitalist pigs. |
1.1920 |
0.04912 |
125 |
110 |
6 |
9 |
1062 |
As soon as she can reach the cash - we switch her to a day bed. |
1.1920 |
0.04641 |
125 |
108 |
10 |
7 |
1063 |
This'll teach our baby that really big bucks are out of reach. |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1064 |
Life lesson number one |
1.1920 |
0.04500 |
125 |
107 |
12 |
6 |
1065 |
Right from the start, we'll teach him money is everything. Who needs moral values in this day and age? |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1066 |
Where are the bunnies,chicks and kitties? |
1.1920 |
0.04641 |
125 |
108 |
10 |
7 |
1067 |
Kids these days grow up without knowing the value of a dollar. |
1.1920 |
0.03885 |
125 |
103 |
20 |
2 |
1068 |
God blesses U$A |
1.1920 |
0.04641 |
125 |
108 |
10 |
7 |
1069 |
I call this our retirement plan. |
1.1918 |
0.03804 |
146 |
122 |
20 |
4 |
1070 |
Let’s not provoke irrational exuberance |
1.1918 |
0.03804 |
146 |
122 |
20 |
4 |
1071 |
She should learn early that money doesn’t grow on trees. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1072 |
Isn’t it fun! Found it on Etsy |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1073 |
It shrinks over time until the baby can't see their college fund. |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1074 |
I call it, Follow The Money. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1075 |
Ok - the baby gets it now but once he is out of this crib- it goes back over our bed! |
1.1915 |
0.04016 |
141 |
119 |
17 |
5 |
1076 |
Babe, I think Elon is a great name! |
1.1915 |
0.04378 |
141 |
122 |
11 |
8 |
1077 |
We could teach her to reach for the stars, but let's get real. |
1.1913 |
0.04260 |
115 |
96 |
16 |
3 |
1078 |
Is that your idea of a ‘pay mobile’? |
1.1913 |
0.04767 |
115 |
99 |
10 |
6 |
1079 |
If we start now it may sink in by the time he/she is a teenager. |
1.1912 |
0.04111 |
136 |
115 |
16 |
5 |
1080 |
He's got to know that money makes his world go round. |
1.1909 |
0.04184 |
110 |
91 |
17 |
2 |
1081 |
It’s Calder and some rudimentary Bidenomics. |
1.1908 |
0.04071 |
131 |
110 |
17 |
4 |
1082 |
And, if it’s a girl, we can just subtract a few. |
1.1908 |
0.04213 |
131 |
111 |
15 |
5 |
1083 |
It is fantasy |
1.1905 |
0.03857 |
126 |
104 |
20 |
2 |
1084 |
By the time she graduates college, greed will be back in favor |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1085 |
Capitalism rots but it also lulls. |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1086 |
The American dream mobile |
1.1905 |
0.04173 |
126 |
106 |
16 |
4 |
1087 |
This is going be our hedge fund baby |
1.1901 |
0.04113 |
142 |
121 |
15 |
6 |
1088 |
Turn up the volume. It's never too early for our son to learn that money talks. |
1.1901 |
0.03594 |
142 |
117 |
23 |
2 |
1089 |
I thought we agreed to raise him Republican! |
1.1901 |
0.04593 |
121 |
104 |
11 |
6 |
1090 |
We here at Trump Nursery believe the key to early success is the Art of the Mobile |
1.1901 |
0.04740 |
121 |
105 |
9 |
7 |
1091 |
It worked for Calder. |
1.1898 |
0.04213 |
137 |
117 |
14 |
6 |
1092 |
If want want him to run for congress we’ve got to get him started him early. |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1093 |
I'm glad we chose Milton as a first name. It has a nice flow to it. Milton Drysdale. |
1.1898 |
0.04338 |
137 |
118 |
12 |
7 |
1094 |
It worked for the Trumps |
1.1898 |
0.04460 |
137 |
119 |
10 |
8 |
1095 |
You said to get a toy that talks. |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
1096 |
I promise, it will pay for itself. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1097 |
Mom sent it. It was mine back in the 80's. They wanted me to value the important things in life. |
1.1897 |
0.04400 |
116 |
98 |
14 |
4 |
1098 |
Are you sure we want to name him Marx? |
1.1894 |
0.04580 |
132 |
115 |
9 |
8 |
1099 |
It's recommended for hand-pocket coordination. |
1.1894 |
0.04451 |
132 |
114 |
11 |
7 |
1100 |
Room and board starts at conception. |
1.1894 |
0.04451 |
132 |
114 |
11 |
7 |
1101 |
It's a thoughtful gift! You ARE naming our son Ebenezer. |
1.1892 |
0.04107 |
148 |
127 |
14 |
7 |
1102 |
Never too early to dissuade him from choosing a career in music. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1103 |
You really think that this will help them grow up to be a Supreme Court Justice? |
1.1890 |
0.03829 |
127 |
105 |
20 |
2 |
1104 |
It's to remind me how expensive they get when I do a bad job. |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1105 |
This Bed’s too small for me” |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1106 |
I'll put up the one with the unicorns when you go back to work. |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1107 |
It'll hang over them eventually. |
1.1885 |
0.04407 |
122 |
104 |
13 |
5 |
1108 |
It’s important to keep them all just out of reach |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1109 |
This is Step 2 of my retirement plan. |
1.1885 |
0.04088 |
122 |
102 |
17 |
3 |
1110 |
Financial literacy can never start too early. |
1.1885 |
0.04558 |
122 |
105 |
11 |
6 |
1111 |
I wish I had known about inflation when I was his age. |
1.1885 |
0.03918 |
122 |
101 |
19 |
2 |
1112 |
Starting early is the key to success |
1.1885 |
0.03918 |
122 |
101 |
19 |
2 |
1113 |
Let him know early on that this will always be just beyond his reach. |
1.1884 |
0.04309 |
138 |
119 |
12 |
7 |
1114 |
Let’s just hope nobody robs this cradle. |
1.1880 |
0.04531 |
117 |
100 |
12 |
5 |
1115 |
The overhead covers the labor cost for our nest egg. |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1116 |
Why not??? Bunnies and butterflies are so last year! |
1.1880 |
0.04289 |
133 |
114 |
13 |
6 |
1117 |
If our son's name is going to be Rich, I want his crib to reflect that. |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1118 |
It’s a “Trump mobile”, |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1119 |
Ben Franklin if it’s a boy? Susan B. Anthony if it’s a girl? |
1.1875 |
0.03683 |
144 |
120 |
21 |
3 |
1120 |
I call this the "upwardly mobile"
juola@ku.edu |
1.1875 |
0.04835 |
112 |
97 |
9 |
6 |
1121 |
Wharton recommends it. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1122 |
I'm hoping this kid will be more ambitious than our last. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1123 |
Instead of a silver spoon. |
1.1875 |
0.03961 |
128 |
107 |
18 |
3 |
1124 |
It’s just a first step in his lifetime of supporting us. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1125 |
I think of it as a “get rich very, very slowly” scheme |
1.1875 |
0.03813 |
144 |
121 |
19 |
4 |
1126 |
I have a lot of money riding on this. |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1127 |
This is what makes the world go round. |
1.1871 |
0.04156 |
139 |
119 |
14 |
6 |
1128 |
Let’s name him Donald |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1129 |
Do we really want to inspire her to be capitalist, politician or supreme court justice? |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1130 |
I tell you, Helen. This will teach the kid the value of mobiles. |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1131 |
You can’t start too soon on our retirement plan. |
1.1870 |
0.04373 |
123 |
105 |
13 |
5 |
1132 |
Honey, do you think we should raise the debt ceiling? |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1133 |
Tere's no way I could have made this with Bitcoin. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1134 |
Made in USA. |
1.1870 |
0.04523 |
123 |
106 |
11 |
6 |
1135 |
Do you think that will get him through his college years? |
1.1866 |
0.03987 |
134 |
113 |
17 |
4 |
1136 |
I was thinking of using bitcoins, but they’re too unstable. |
1.1866 |
0.03695 |
134 |
111 |
21 |
2 |
1137 |
She needs to learn that financial stability will always be just out of reach. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1138 |
It's never too early to expose our kid to what's really fun in life. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1139 |
I got it on Prime Day for a buck - what, you don't like it? |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1140 |
Instead of a lullaby, it plays 'My money don't jiggle jiggle. it folds.' |
1.1864 |
0.04654 |
118 |
102 |
10 |
6 |
1141 |
The only ones going into space anymore are billionaires, dear. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1142 |
Cherish every moment. It goes so fast. |
1.1862 |
0.03913 |
145 |
123 |
17 |
5 |
1143 |
I don’t want our kid to go into teaching like we did. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1144 |
I prefer to think of it as an investment. |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1145 |
Reality-based toys, Sandra! |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1146 |
I hope it’s a capitalist! |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1147 |
It was at this moment, listening to Jeff explain that fiat currency was a fantasy, that Sharon knew she wanted a divorce. |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1148 |
Did you get the baby rattle that sounds like money in the bank. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1149 |
Trust me, this is the least expensive part of having a kid |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1150 |
No more fancy toys! Time to start the college fund! |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1151 |
Lil Butch aint gonna be no public toilet repair man like his daddy. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1152 |
Too bad this won't work in time to pay the hospital bill. |
1.1855 |
0.04187 |
124 |
105 |
15 |
4 |
1153 |
I suppose some busybody will accuse us of being helicopter parents. |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1154 |
Storks" and bonds |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1155 |
...And I have a slightly smaller one if it's a girl. |
1.1855 |
0.04633 |
124 |
108 |
9 |
7 |
1156 |
I didn’t get it until last year! He’ll know from day one that money makes the world go ‘round. |
1.1855 |
0.04489 |
124 |
107 |
11 |
6 |
1157 |
I got the idea from Nirvana. |
1.1852 |
0.04770 |
108 |
93 |
10 |
5 |
1158 |
CEO training starts early! |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1159 |
And he'll be able to pay off our student loans! |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1160 |
I’m sure Twinkle Twinkle Little Star was very cute. And when you were a baby, Stanford’s acceptance rate was 19.3%. Things are different now. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1161 |
So that she can support us in our old age, that's why. |
1.1849 |
0.04008 |
146 |
125 |
15 |
6 |
1162 |
Our son will grow up Republican, I’m sure of it. We still need to get him a gun, though. And could you hand me that crucifix? |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1163 |
I thought this mobile would be more entertaining for the baby than the macroeconomics-oriented one. |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1164 |
I call it 'Mobile Banking.' |
1.1849 |
0.03952 |
119 |
99 |
18 |
2 |
1165 |
When I said put money on the mobile ... |
1.1849 |
0.03574 |
119 |
97 |
22 |
0 |
1166 |
I'm thinking we name him 'Bill.' |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1167 |
A stork! I thought you said stock. |
1.1846 |
0.04055 |
130 |
110 |
16 |
4 |
1168 |
Sally will understand early in her life that money doesn't grow on trees! |
1.1846 |
0.03905 |
130 |
109 |
18 |
3 |
1169 |
So retro. Where's the ฿. |
1.1844 |
0.03846 |
141 |
119 |
18 |
4 |
1170 |
Motivation and focus, that’s what she needs. |
1.1844 |
0.04101 |
141 |
121 |
14 |
6 |
1171 |
What do you think of our new retirement plan? |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1172 |
They promised it won't fall unless the market does. |
1.1840 |
0.04455 |
125 |
108 |
11 |
6 |
1173 |
We aren't getting that beach house from fairies and unicorns. |
1.1840 |
0.04308 |
125 |
107 |
13 |
5 |
1174 |
We’ll teach him that it comes, it goes. |
1.1840 |
0.03997 |
125 |
105 |
17 |
3 |
1175 |
Mr. and Mrs Buffett Setting up Their Mobile for Little Warren. |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1176 |
Think of it as nursing-home insurance |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1177 |
How else are we supposed to provide upward mobility? |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1178 |
The ironic part is that the mobile cost me $1000! |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1179 |
We could sure use the money... |
1.1833 |
0.03922 |
120 |
100 |
18 |
2 |
1180 |
Congratulations, it’s an annuity! |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1181 |
I ran out of space in the mattress |
1.1833 |
0.04581 |
120 |
104 |
10 |
6 |
1182 |
It's called visualization, babe. It's all the rage right now. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1183 |
But you can't see Bitcoin. |
1.1832 |
0.03877 |
131 |
110 |
18 |
3 |
1184 |
Never too young for mobile banking. |
1.1832 |
0.04026 |
131 |
111 |
16 |
4 |
1185 |
This way our baby will learn the American dream is always just out of reach. |
1.1830 |
0.03760 |
153 |
130 |
18 |
5 |
1186 |
By the time she can reach it, it will be worthless. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1187 |
Now I realize the difference between worthless and priceless. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1188 |
I think it should be lower, so she can get a better feel for money |
1.1826 |
0.04876 |
115 |
101 |
7 |
7 |
1189 |
Our kid will be looking after us some day. |
1.1826 |
0.04018 |
115 |
96 |
17 |
2 |
1190 |
Because I want our baby to focus on her being our retirement plan. |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1191 |
The other choices were rainbows and unicorns. Yeah, well this is real. If you're gonna reach for somethin', reach for somethin' real!! |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1192 |
We're doing everything we can to make sure he'll be the next planet destroying uber-capitalist! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1193 |
The experts say it's never too early. It's not like I'm asking you to sleep in the crib. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1194 |
It’s just overhead consideration on a long term investment. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1195 |
What's wrong with the name Elon? |
1.1825 |
0.04422 |
126 |
109 |
11 |
6 |
1196 |
I didn't want the traditional fairy tales |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1197 |
It’s either this or photos of Ayn Rand. |
1.1825 |
0.04299 |
137 |
119 |
11 |
7 |
1198 |
It must have cost a fortune. |
1.1825 |
0.03622 |
137 |
114 |
21 |
2 |
1199 |
Warren Buffett says that financial literacy is foundational to effective parenting. |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
1200 |
The second step will be to start charging room and board as an incentive |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1201 |
I just want to make sure she has the right focus from the start! |
1.1818 |
0.04232 |
121 |
103 |
14 |
4 |
1202 |
But you said you wanted it out of reach. |
1.1818 |
0.04695 |
121 |
106 |
8 |
7 |
1203 |
I'm hoping his first words will be, "I'll pay for that." |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1204 |
Cashflow, the modern day fairytale. |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1205 |
What? It's montessori |
1.1818 |
0.03914 |
110 |
91 |
18 |
1 |
1206 |
Our baby's crib-to-currency! |
1.1812 |
0.04144 |
138 |
119 |
13 |
6 |
1207 |
I would rather have a money tree so the money will grow with the baby. This spins around like the money we have now. |
1.1811 |
0.03608 |
127 |
105 |
21 |
1 |
1208 |
What? His name is IRA. |
1.1811 |
0.04390 |
127 |
110 |
11 |
6 |
1209 |
Mobile pay |
1.1811 |
0.03940 |
127 |
107 |
17 |
3 |
1210 |
You know it’s always about the money
? |
1.1810 |
0.04170 |
116 |
98 |
15 |
3 |
1211 |
How much rent should we charge for the last nine months ? |
1.1810 |
0.04678 |
116 |
101 |
9 |
6 |
1212 |
That money was supposed to be for his college fund! |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1213 |
His college tuition so we don’t spend it. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1214 |
I thought our money was flying out the window |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1215 |
Who gives a shit? It's a baby, they don't know what money is. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1216 |
It's a DIY suggestion by Musk. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1217 |
It's aspirational. I'm hoping we'll have enough money to pay for pre-school when she's old enough. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1218 |
I want to make sure he's a Johnny Cash fan. |
1.1805 |
0.03970 |
133 |
113 |
16 |
4 |
1219 |
I dream that one day he'll be on a Nirvana album cover!" |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1220 |
... but, it's for our retirement! |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1221 |
It's an old tradition within the Trump family |
1.1803 |
0.03684 |
122 |
101 |
20 |
1 |
1222 |
Let's get baby's values right -- from the get go |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1223 |
Yes, it’s unstable, but it reflects our financial condition. |
1.1803 |
0.04035 |
122 |
103 |
16 |
3 |
1224 |
When 'baby needs a new pair of shoes,' he can buy them himself. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1225 |
I also plan to name him Elon. |
1.1802 |
0.04650 |
111 |
96 |
10 |
5 |
1226 |
Someone at the bank loaned it to me. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1227 |
Gotta start him early. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1228 |
Try to think of it as our college tuition plan. |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1229 |
It's just until we start seeing some growth. |
1.1799 |
0.03988 |
139 |
119 |
15 |
5 |
1230 |
Should we light it on fire or is that too on the nose? |
1.1799 |
0.03988 |
139 |
119 |
15 |
5 |
1231 |
There! I replaced the Crypto Mobile . . . are you happy? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1232 |
I bought it in a garage sale. May the apple fall far from the tree. |
1.1797 |
0.04065 |
128 |
109 |
15 |
4 |
1233 |
The IRS will unlikely check the baby’s room. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
1234 |
The crib of Damocles. |
1.1797 |
0.04214 |
128 |
110 |
13 |
5 |
1235 |
The prenatal psychologist said this should motivate it properly. |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
1236 |
If you dream it,you can have it. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1237 |
I want him to learn the illusion of attainability. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1238 |
We forgot the Bitcoin |
1.1795 |
0.03764 |
117 |
97 |
19 |
1 |
1239 |
Market capitalists are made not born. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1240 |
If it instills the intended values, our future will be secure. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1241 |
I still think it looked better over our bed |
1.1795 |
0.04479 |
117 |
101 |
11 |
5 |
1242 |
So this is your way to plan for our retirement? |
1.1792 |
0.04405 |
106 |
90 |
13 |
3 |
1243 |
Nursery rhymes are for losers…I want him learning stock symbols and day trading before he can walk. |
1.1791 |
0.04218 |
134 |
116 |
12 |
6 |
1244 |
I hope the message isn't too abstract. |
1.1789 |
0.04476 |
123 |
107 |
10 |
6 |
1245 |
Honey, all the books say to teach financial literacy early! |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1246 |
Dream American, kid. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1247 |
It’s not just time that flies. |
1.1789 |
0.04476 |
123 |
107 |
10 |
6 |
1248 |
I could have sworn you said fiduciary inspired not aviary |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1249 |
They call it, 'babies first mobile wallet'. |
1.1789 |
0.04168 |
123 |
105 |
14 |
4 |
1250 |
Look, the Marxist one was twice as expensive! |
1.1789 |
0.04325 |
123 |
106 |
12 |
5 |
1251 |
Well, the Nirvana baby liked it. |
1.1789 |
0.03835 |
123 |
103 |
18 |
2 |
1252 |
Penny is a fine name, but what about Goldie? |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
1253 |
Just a subtle reminder that he's starting his fourth trimester at a deficit. |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
1254 |
It's good to instill in them early the magic of compound interest. |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1255 |
I see a future in mobile banking. |
1.1783 |
0.04184 |
129 |
111 |
13 |
5 |
1256 |
I want him to get used to it being just out of reach. |
1.1783 |
0.03883 |
129 |
109 |
17 |
3 |
1257 |
Let's name him Junior, Monopoly Jr. |
1.1780 |
0.04759 |
118 |
104 |
7 |
7 |
1258 |
Subliminal guilt. |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1259 |
Our kid is not going to grow up trading crypto! |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1260 |
So we should put up a touchy feely mobile with stars and bunnies and then she ends up going to Sarah Lawrence and studying semiotics? Is that what you want? |
1.1780 |
0.04604 |
118 |
103 |
9 |
6 |
1261 |
Just in case he carries your people-person gene |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1262 |
Boy, girl, so long as they’re capitalist, I’m happy |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1263 |
For a name, what do you think about Ebenezer? |
1.1778 |
0.04188 |
135 |
117 |
12 |
6 |
1264 |
So the kid can finance our aging. |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1265 |
admittedly a gift card would have been a bit more personal |
1.1774 |
0.03975 |
124 |
105 |
16 |
3 |
1266 |
It'll help her learn to keep reaching for things she can never quite get. |
1.1774 |
0.04292 |
124 |
107 |
12 |
5 |
1267 |
It's all about starting early with mobile banking. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1268 |
Maybe we can buy his silence. |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1269 |
' wait till you see under the mattress" |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1270 |
And La La Land is not too far away.” |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1271 |
The sooner he learns that money is always just out of reach, the better |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1272 |
Of course it had BitCoin, but it just disappeared! |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1273 |
How much did that thing cost? |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1274 |
It's inspirational. Just imagine what our little Penny will be when she grows up. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1275 |
It’s better he hears it from us first. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1276 |
You said I should start some retirement planning. |
1.1769 |
0.04564 |
130 |
115 |
7 |
8 |
1277 |
Ok well you tell me how to visually depict a cashless economy! |
1.1769 |
0.04153 |
130 |
112 |
13 |
5 |
1278 |
I don't want our kid to have the impression that money grows on trees. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1279 |
An idea I got from Trump. |
1.1765 |
0.04026 |
136 |
117 |
14 |
5 |
1280 |
Get me a bowl for lunch |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
1281 |
Your upper-crust family can't wait to meddle in our son's upbringing. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1282 |
Why don't your parents just put her in their will? |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1283 |
Are we encouraging income or consumption ? |
1.1765 |
0.04567 |
119 |
104 |
9 |
6 |
1284 |
If it's gonna be twins, they'll need two money bags to start saving for college! |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1285 |
We need to have our child to early focus on what turns the word to go around" |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1286 |
I'm still trying to reach it. |
1.1759 |
0.03681 |
108 |
89 |
19 |
0 |
1287 |
I want her to realize how bags of money can just fly away a dollar at a time! |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1288 |
And we'll name the boy Montgomery. Montgomery Burns. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1289 |
Planets, Riches, all that is stuff I want him to know is beyond his reach. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1290 |
It doubles as a college 529 plan. |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1291 |
I am trying to steer him away from Crypto. |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1292 |
Everybody sing, "Baby Your're A Rich Man" |
1.1756 |
0.03979 |
131 |
112 |
15 |
4 |
1293 |
Perfect - it's multi-denominational. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1294 |
What's wrong? Too subtle? |
1.1754 |
0.04703 |
114 |
100 |
8 |
6 |
1295 |
Early exposure is everything . . . |
1.1754 |
0.03578 |
114 |
94 |
20 |
0 |
1296 |
Are you hinting that you want to name the baby “Cash”? |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1297 |
I read about it in The New Yorker. |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
1298 |
It was a gift for joining the hedge fund. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1299 |
I think we oughta tighten it so it doesn’t trickle down |
1.1754 |
0.04535 |
114 |
99 |
10 |
5 |
1300 |
This is her college debt |
1.1754 |
0.03988 |
114 |
96 |
16 |
2 |
1301 |
I say we name him X؉Y≈$ |
1.1750 |
0.04374 |
120 |
104 |
11 |
5 |
1302 |
Elon Musk’s piñata. |
1.1750 |
0.04532 |
120 |
105 |
9 |
6 |
1303 |
I found something that appeals to both genders. |
1.1750 |
0.03679 |
120 |
100 |
19 |
1 |
1304 |
Certainly $250,000 plus is a small price to pay for no sleep, no travel, no sanity for the next 18 years." |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1305 |
It's guaranteed to interest the baby, I promise. |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1306 |
How far away should it be so that he can enjoy the fantasy, but understand the reality. |
1.1750 |
0.04042 |
120 |
102 |
15 |
3 |
1307 |
What happened to the crypto? |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
1308 |
What if it’s a girl? |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1309 |
Wasn't sure how to do it in Venmo. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1310 |
We'll call her Nevermind. |
1.1742 |
0.03802 |
132 |
112 |
17 |
3 |
1311 |
Our child needs to learn how to follow the money, honey. |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1312 |
But what if it's twins? |
1.1739 |
0.04498 |
115 |
100 |
10 |
5 |
1313 |
Recognize the tune? It’s from ‘The Apprentice!’ |
1.1739 |
0.04145 |
115 |
98 |
14 |
3 |
1314 |
I'm teaching him to have a high sense of self-worth |
1.1736 |
0.04340 |
121 |
105 |
11 |
5 |
1315 |
Don't worry, it's only play money. |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
1316 |
I themed the mobile to go with the Monopoly board on the ceiling. You like it? |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
1317 |
Ah, but a baby’s reach should exceed their grasp, Or what’s capitalism for? |
1.1736 |
0.04496 |
121 |
106 |
9 |
6 |
1318 |
It has a guaranteed high interest rate. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1319 |
I'm preparing for our money to fly out the window. |
1.1735 |
0.04816 |
98 |
85 |
9 |
4 |
1320 |
The kid's gonna be a Supreme Court justice - I just know it! |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1321 |
He aint gonna be no nepo baby! |
1.1732 |
0.03888 |
127 |
108 |
16 |
3 |
1322 |
Just making sure we will be taken care of in retirement. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1323 |
It’s so competitive out there. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1324 |
He''s going to be our retirement plan. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1325 |
Never too early to start them on mobile banking. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1326 |
I said we need to teach our child about MOBILE banking. |
1.1731 |
0.04820 |
104 |
91 |
8 |
5 |
1327 |
It just said "Baby Stimulus Package" on the box. |
1.1731 |
0.04820 |
104 |
91 |
8 |
5 |
1328 |
I thought we agreed he’d be a carpenter, not a banker. |
1.1729 |
0.04337 |
133 |
117 |
9 |
7 |
1329 |
It's never too early . . . . |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1330 |
And for a lullabye I’m putting ka-ching on a repeat loop. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1331 |
And my financial advisor said we should invest in futures |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1332 |
I got it at CashCash B Gosh |
1.1727 |
0.04631 |
110 |
96 |
9 |
5 |
1333 |
Boy or girl, it’s going to business school. |
1.1727 |
0.04075 |
139 |
121 |
12 |
6 |
1334 |
He'll need to know it can all come crashing down anytime. |
1.1724 |
0.03729 |
116 |
97 |
18 |
1 |
1335 |
I call it "the Wall Street Creche" |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1336 |
I'm not sure this fits into our Marxist/ Neo-anarchist/ Post Structural themed baby room |
1.1724 |
0.04626 |
116 |
102 |
8 |
6 |
1337 |
It's important she remembers that I'm her first seed investor. |
1.1724 |
0.04461 |
116 |
101 |
10 |
5 |
1338 |
Spin it round, watch it go. Where it's spent nobody knows. |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1339 |
It’s this or you start reading the Wall Street Journal out loud. |
1.1722 |
0.03847 |
151 |
131 |
14 |
6 |
1340 |
The baby has to know that gravity is not what makes the world go round. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1341 |
Shall we name it Elon, or Jeff, or maybe Nicholas? |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
1342 |
We have to teach him to gamble with money from a young age. |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1343 |
I prefer the name Warren rather then Jimmy |
1.1721 |
0.04147 |
122 |
105 |
13 |
4 |
1344 |
Do you think it will work? |
1.1721 |
0.03806 |
122 |
103 |
17 |
2 |
1345 |
So she never forgets the sacrifices we've made. |
1.1719 |
0.04016 |
128 |
110 |
14 |
4 |
1346 |
And instead of music, he can listen to podcasts about cryptocurrency! |
1.1719 |
0.04166 |
128 |
111 |
12 |
5 |
1347 |
What's more mobile than money? |
1.1719 |
0.04166 |
128 |
111 |
12 |
5 |
1348 |
First the scholarship to Harvard. Then Wall Street. |
1.1717 |
0.04982 |
99 |
87 |
7 |
5 |
1349 |
From now on, strictly cash on delivery! |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1350 |
Well obviously it's aspirational! |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
1351 |
If it’s a boy, we’re gonna name him “Dollar BILL” |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1352 |
C'mon, it's FUN-gible. |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
1353 |
OK right, now who’s the loser? |
1.1714 |
0.04581 |
105 |
91 |
10 |
4 |
1354 |
That should go well with the EURO sheet set. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1355 |
Baby steps to trading crypto. |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
1356 |
The next thing we know, he'll be asking for a raise. |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1357 |
They were sold out of the ‘Gluttony’ mobile. |
1.1712 |
0.04410 |
111 |
96 |
11 |
4 |
1358 |
I wish my parents had started me this early." |
1.1712 |
0.04220 |
111 |
95 |
13 |
3 |
1359 |
The Child's pronouns will be Dollar, Peso,
Euro and Yuan. |
1.1712 |
0.04592 |
111 |
97 |
9 |
5 |
1360 |
Told you the wealth trickles down |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1361 |
It’s better than that Mozart stuff we’re doing! |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
1362 |
You can't spell hedge fund without 'fun!' |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1363 |
Trust me, it’s out of reach. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1364 |
I just wanted them to get used to rotating payments early. |
1.1707 |
0.04274 |
123 |
107 |
11 |
5 |
1365 |
What's this suppose to mean? |
1.1707 |
0.04719 |
123 |
110 |
5 |
8 |
1366 |
Never too early to sign for mobile banking. |
1.1707 |
0.04427 |
123 |
108 |
9 |
6 |
1367 |
It’s just out of reach |
1.1705 |
0.04136 |
129 |
112 |
12 |
5 |
1368 |
This cartoon is not funny, because the cartoonist cannot draw. |
1.1705 |
0.04280 |
129 |
113 |
10 |
6 |
1369 |
The idea is that they get used to financial success always being out of reach |
1.1705 |
0.03832 |
129 |
110 |
16 |
3 |
1370 |
Never too early to be chasing’ the dream. |
1.1704 |
0.03869 |
135 |
116 |
15 |
4 |
1371 |
If he's got time to whine then he has time to grind. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1372 |
You’ll see. The baby will be jumping in no time. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
1373 |
I'm convinced that mine was the reason I wound up as a shepherd |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
1374 |
It's artsy. It's called Realism. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1375 |
Tomorrow is your C-note section. |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
1376 |
You said you wanted her to have a bling crib, right? |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
1377 |
I'll be the only thing that keeps him up at night. |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
1378 |
Instead of pink or blue baby clothes, I suggest green. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
1379 |
Together with the daycare and pre-school on Wall Street, we should be set for life. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
1380 |
Round and round she goes, where she stops only our loan officer knows. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1381 |
We need to start the campaign fund earlier than ever. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
1382 |
It’s important our child know from day one how out of reach financial stability is. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
1383 |
And it also comes with a podcast. |
1.1696 |
0.04553 |
112 |
98 |
9 |
5 |
1384 |
Apparently, it talks. |
1.1696 |
0.04373 |
112 |
97 |
11 |
4 |
1385 |
He'll learn how money moves. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
1386 |
It’s convenient that the bank has started a baby registry. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1387 |
And I want his first words to be ‘I’m rich, biatch!’ |
1.1695 |
0.04552 |
118 |
104 |
8 |
6 |
1388 |
We should teach her early that wealth is fleeting. |
1.1695 |
0.04047 |
118 |
101 |
14 |
3 |
1389 |
Naming him Warrren /Elon will also help. |
1.1695 |
0.04390 |
118 |
103 |
10 |
5 |
1390 |
The master bedroom mobile doesn't feel right for the nursery. |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
1391 |
First things first! The moral compass can wait! |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
1392 |
The private school admissions consultant said it would help |
1.1695 |
0.04222 |
118 |
102 |
12 |
4 |
1393 |
My friend Elon suggested we do this. It seemed to work for him. |
1.1694 |
0.03570 |
124 |
104 |
19 |
1 |
1394 |
Genius! Getting him or her off to an early start will guarantee a good retirement for us. |
1.1694 |
0.04084 |
124 |
107 |
13 |
4 |
1395 |
I want to forever ingrain in him the cost of bringing him into this world. |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
1396 |
But you said make it unisex. |
1.1684 |
0.04402 |
95 |
81 |
12 |
2 |
1397 |
This baby is going to know what the value of dollar means. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1398 |
And instead of bedsheets, our child will be given spreadsheets |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
1399 |
You’re the one who wanted to call him Rich! |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
1400 |
Assets mobilized. Now what? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
1401 |
Have you tried unplugging it? |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
1402 |
It's called payback, and it starts on day one. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1403 |
Got it on sale. The newer models are all crypto." |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
1404 |
Where's ours? |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1405 |
I picked this up at the estate sale of Sam Bankman-Fried’s parents. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
1406 |
No, I said monkeys would be cute! |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
1407 |
We must teach them young that money will fly away quickly.” |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
1408 |
It is the Bernie Madoff musical crib. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
1409 |
Nothing but the best for our baby Zelensky |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
1410 |
Some day he will be a member of congress |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
1411 |
It’s Barbie-themed. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1412 |
It’s from the new hedge fund collection. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
1413 |
I am not attempting to influence our child; this is just a backup plan for our retirement in case he tries to live with us after college. |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
1414 |
Well how else will he learn the meaning of life? |
1.1681 |
0.04853 |
113 |
101 |
5 |
7 |
1415 |
It stimulates growth. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
1416 |
Of course we'll want her to understand the circulation of currency. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
1417 |
Or we could raise her in the woods and start a reality TV show, 'Growing Up Feral.' |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1418 |
He's too young for crypto. Kids need boundaries. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1419 |
Runaway dollars and deflating money balloons –
that should prevent any thought of being an English major." |
1.1681 |
0.04356 |
119 |
104 |
10 |
5 |
1420 |
Don’t worry, it’s just transitory. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1421 |
This if for the Feng Shui Wealth Station. |
1.1681 |
0.04015 |
119 |
102 |
14 |
3 |
1422 |
There, now every member of this family will have a financial burden. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
119 |
105 |
8 |
6 |
1423 |
If it's a girl we'll add some glass. |
1.1680 |
0.04210 |
125 |
109 |
11 |
5 |
1424 |
We 'll bring this child up with the right values from the very start |
1.1679 |
0.03930 |
131 |
113 |
14 |
4 |
1425 |
All the baby books say it should be something that is pleasing to the baby’s senses, so I thought, ‘why not?’ |
1.1679 |
0.03453 |
131 |
110 |
20 |
1 |
1426 |
It’s the baby’s preschool student loan debt hanging over her head.” |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
1427 |
I feel like the crypto one matched better... |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1428 |
I've enrolled him in Trump University and theses are payoff for his hookers and fixers. |
1.1667 |
0.04188 |
132 |
116 |
10 |
6 |
1429 |
We promised to be honest when we agreed to have children. |
1.1667 |
0.03835 |
108 |
91 |
16 |
1 |
1430 |
Well, when SHOULD she start planning for retirement? |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
1431 |
IT WORKED FOR LITTLE BESO! |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
1432 |
She should get used to having money just out of reach. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
1433 |
Our child will be independent, and she'll buy her own happiness. |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
1434 |
This should introduce them to capitalism at a young age. |
1.1667 |
0.04478 |
114 |
100 |
9 |
5 |
1435 |
Harvard Business School, here we come! |
1.1667 |
0.05270 |
96 |
86 |
4 |
6 |
1436 |
This is what Trump did… |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
1437 |
Well I think its sending the wrong message, the world revolves around money, not the other way around. |
1.1667 |
0.04648 |
114 |
101 |
7 |
6 |
1438 |
They discontinued our pension plan. I figure she's our best hope. |
1.1667 |
0.04837 |
96 |
84 |
8 |
4 |
1439 |
You got to train them to chase the dream early. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1440 |
Down will come baby, savings and all. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
1441 |
It’s a cash stimulus. |
1.1667 |
0.03616 |
120 |
101 |
18 |
1 |
1442 |
Adjust the height so it's just out of reach. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
1443 |
She needs to grasp the high cost of living. |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
1444 |
Since our new baby will be costing us more than our house, I thought this mobile would be appropriate. |
1.1667 |
0.03817 |
144 |
125 |
14 |
5 |
1445 |
We need to make sure she has good moral values. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
1446 |
She'll get a pole when she's out of the crib. No need to rush. |
1.1667 |
0.03984 |
120 |
103 |
14 |
3 |
1447 |
We need her to start thinking about how to plan for our future. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
1448 |
This way he won't be surprised when he sees his first student loan bill. |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
1449 |
You said to bring mobile payment!” |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
1450 |
No silver spoons were available. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
1451 |
Let's be optimistic. No foreign currency. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
1452 |
Our child will learn the facts of life as soon as they open their eyes. |
1.1653 |
0.04124 |
121 |
105 |
12 |
4 |
1453 |
Notice how easy it is to reach when the crib is empty? |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
1454 |
Figured we'd give him a head start on student loan debt. |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
1455 |
He'll still be behind the kids who got the prenatal financial planning course... |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
1456 |
I saw this on Shark Tank |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
1457 |
Does it play music |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1458 |
Good idea, let's replace them with crypto |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
1459 |
What if we have an environmentalist. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
1460 |
If you don't like the dollars theme, it also comes in euros and yuans. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
1461 |
And let’s skip all the silly nursery rhymes too! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
1462 |
This is much better than wasting our money on a 401(k). |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1463 |
I don't want him to think financial wealth is within reach. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
1464 |
With the right stimulation, she might be out of here in 18 years. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
1465 |
The sooner he learns about student debt the better. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
1466 |
Sweetie, I thought we decided we would raise the baby to be a realist. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1467 |
- Green is the new Black and White |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
1468 |
You and that pack of socialists you come from will just have to bite it! |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
1469 |
They should be able to pay off their 'elevation' debt in 21 years. |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
1470 |
The livestream of the birth should bring in $20 thousand or so. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
1471 |
They're never too young to learn that money makes the world go round! |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
1472 |
I figure this will lead to careers in finance or politics. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
1473 |
Is our adorable retirement plan kicking? |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1474 |
You're the one who wants to name him Cash! |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
1475 |
It's the trust fund your parents set up. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
1476 |
It's cheaper than paying her way through an MBA program. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
1477 |
I really don’t think gold bullion would’ve been too heavy |
1.1641 |
0.03807 |
128 |
110 |
15 |
3 |
1478 |
I figure this will give our little Johnny Dillinger a positive vision of success for when he grows up. |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
1479 |
We have to get them used to the real world early in life. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
1480 |
Do you think our child will think the world revolves arond money though? |
1.1639 |
0.03747 |
122 |
104 |
16 |
2 |
1481 |
What the hell happened to the butterflies? |
1.1639 |
0.03923 |
122 |
105 |
14 |
3 |
1482 |
This one’s best for raising entrepreneurial babies who will have you set for life in a couple decades.” |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
1483 |
condoms next time |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1484 |
The sooner it learns the value of money, the sooner we get a return on our investment. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1485 |
What you see is what you get |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1486 |
We want Baby Donald to have the right values. |
1.1638 |
0.04232 |
116 |
101 |
11 |
4 |
1487 |
Think of this as our retirement fund. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
1488 |
You were right, hon. Mobile banking's a doddle to set up. |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
1489 |
What...No Bitcoins? |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1490 |
Let’s hope this is inspiration for a hedge fund baby. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1491 |
Her college fund may be small, but it's well balanced. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
1492 |
It plays “We’re In The Money” as it rotates. |
1.1636 |
0.04571 |
110 |
97 |
8 |
5 |
1493 |
Remember, dear, two years ago, we put this up for little Bitcoin! |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
1494 |
Say goodbye to our little nest egg! |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1495 |
No, it's all wrong--replace it with a mockingbird, and if it doesn't sing, try a diamond ring. |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
1496 |
This is more important; colorful, cutesy things can wait. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1497 |
It’s just twinkle-down economics. Nothing controversial here. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1498 |
I said bassinet john; not manifest. |
1.1636 |
0.04385 |
110 |
96 |
10 |
4 |
1499 |
As soon as those eyes open, they'll be on the prize. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
1500 |
Baby Elon will love it. |
1.1635 |
0.04755 |
104 |
92 |
7 |
5 |
1501 |
You Wanted to name him Elon! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1502 |
It's from our financial advisor. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
1503 |
I'm glad Elon Musk wrote that parenting guide! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1504 |
I believe it was Elizabeth Taylor in Butterfield Eight, who said, "Start 'em young, bring 'em up right." |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1505 |
That's not what I meant by something they will not grow out of! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
1506 |
The rainbow and unicorns one felt too realistic |
1.1635 |
0.03891 |
104 |
88 |
15 |
1 |
1507 |
It's never too early to stress the importance of upward mobility. |
1.1635 |
0.04755 |
104 |
92 |
7 |
5 |
1508 |
I thought it might help jump start your labor. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
1509 |
I had a feeling we might have overpaid the interior decorator. |
1.1633 |
0.05168 |
98 |
88 |
4 |
6 |
1510 |
I don’t understand why you think I’m obsessed about money. |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
1511 |
It’s never too early to teach them about the birds and the bills. |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
1512 |
Gold bars were just too heavy. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1513 |
We'll be talking interest rates by the time he's two. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
1514 |
I put my life savings into this, is it really too much to ask that you contribute in some way |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
1515 |
One can dream. |
1.1626 |
0.03718 |
123 |
105 |
16 |
2 |
1516 |
A lifetime of overhead. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
1517 |
It's never too early to get fixated on and stressed out about money. |
1.1626 |
0.04061 |
123 |
107 |
12 |
4 |
1518 |
I respect the fact that your mother is Janet Yellen but this is where I draw the line!" |
1.1624 |
0.03831 |
117 |
100 |
15 |
2 |
1519 |
I guess I don’t have to ask how much that cost. |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1520 |
I couldn’t find a crypto mobile |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1521 |
Once we start our TikTok posts in the delivery room, we'll have angel investors and investment banks on our side |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1522 |
It is never too early for her to be thinking about paying for our retirement. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1523 |
Come on honey, it practically pays for itself. |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
1524 |
You want a doctor in the family or not? |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1525 |
Listen, I was gonna get the Alexander Calder but turns out this was cheaper. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
1526 |
Given my first choices were condoms and AR 15s, I would think you would be thrilled. |
1.1622 |
0.04532 |
111 |
98 |
8 |
5 |
1527 |
This will help ensure our child grows up to be a true American. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1528 |
This gift from our broker's quite over the top. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
1529 |
Maybe he’ll go for the big bucks |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1530 |
I don't want a poet or artist. Someone's gotta take care of us in 50 years. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1531 |
I thought I told you no more hand-me-downs from your economist sister. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1532 |
This way we get annual growth plus interest. |
1.1622 |
0.04532 |
111 |
98 |
8 |
5 |
1533 |
Any time he screams, it showers him with money. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1534 |
It was either this or handguns. |
1.1622 |
0.04348 |
111 |
97 |
10 |
4 |
1535 |
He'll know what to reach for in the future. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1536 |
I told your mother we wanted the CryptoCrib Mobile, not this outdated thing! |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1537 |
Never too early, I say. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
1538 |
It'll be the kids first mobile money app! |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
1539 |
Book Deals, Speaking Fees, Gifts and Stock Gains…she will be a Senator in no time. |
1.1618 |
0.04204 |
136 |
121 |
8 |
7 |
1540 |
I got it at Donald Trump's yard sale" |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
1541 |
I get free mobile banking. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
1542 |
Crib currency. |
1.1616 |
0.04913 |
99 |
88 |
6 |
5 |
1543 |
Is this your idea of upwardly mobile?" |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
1544 |
Oh, he'll get the point: hello baby, buh-bye money. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
1545 |
Dammit, I said fungible, not mobile! |
1.1616 |
0.04913 |
99 |
88 |
6 |
5 |
1546 |
Wait, why do we have to give her my mobile? |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
1547 |
I cannot believe you want our son to be a Republican |
1.1615 |
0.04057 |
130 |
114 |
11 |
5 |
1548 |
This is way better than the stock ticker your dad got us. |
1.1613 |
0.03835 |
93 |
78 |
15 |
0 |
1549 |
Hey, it worked for the Trumps, it can work for us! |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
1550 |
Never too soon for financial literacy! |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
1551 |
Fine, you win. I'll stop referring to the birth as a liquidity event. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
1552 |
What do you mean? I thought we agreed to a ‘rock-a-buy’ baby theme for the nursery! |
1.1613 |
0.03864 |
124 |
107 |
14 |
3 |
1553 |
We are naming him "Cash," after all! |
1.1610 |
0.04499 |
118 |
105 |
7 |
6 |
1554 |
OK, so it didn't work for me. I get it. I'm a loser. Your parents pay for everything. I'm surprised you married me. Is there anything else you want to say? |
1.1610 |
0.04499 |
118 |
105 |
7 |
6 |
1555 |
Christ, what an asshole! |
1.1610 |
0.04499 |
118 |
105 |
7 |
6 |
1556 |
You say, 'Upwardly mobile,' like it's a bad thing. |
1.1610 |
0.04499 |
118 |
105 |
7 |
6 |
1557 |
But, what if she's a socialist?? |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
1558 |
Got to start ‘em young with fundamental conservative values honey! |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
1559 |
It’s your college fund honey…all our savings flying away |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
1560 |
You didn't believe me but I told you ... DIY is always the cheaper option. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1561 |
They told me this one was America themed. |
1.1610 |
0.03800 |
118 |
101 |
15 |
2 |
1562 |
What we’re you expecting? |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
1563 |
Hon, this mobile just isn’t a good look for a baby shower.” |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1564 |
And every night we play tapes of Jim Cramer screaming out stock tips. |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1565 |
Never mind 'Nevermind'! |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
1566 |
It’s to encourage correct educational,
occupational, and lifestyle choices. |
1.1607 |
0.04494 |
112 |
99 |
8 |
5 |
1567 |
Is this too passive agressive? |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
1568 |
Someone's gotta pay for our retirement! |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
1569 |
That’s what I call mobile currency. |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
1570 |
By the time the child is 6 months money won't mean a thing. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1571 |
Should I call it a Bank-seize Original or Crib Notes? |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
1572 |
I want to see complete indifference to money, ultimately, like it works with farm animals. |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
1573 |
Well, I did tell your mom and dad to send money for the baby shower. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
1574 |
Now we'll both be in labor for a long time. |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
1575 |
If she becomes a hedge fund manager, maybe she can support us in retirement. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
1576 |
I thought it was just a typo when I read "Money Go Round Mobile" on the box... |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
1577 |
If everything goes to plan, they’ll be supporting us before their 10th birthday. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1578 |
It’s not a plaything ! |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
1579 |
This way she'll learn early that money will be unattainable. |
1.1603 |
0.04028 |
131 |
115 |
11 |
5 |
1580 |
I don't want our money to be liquid, I want it to be mobile. |
1.1600 |
0.04866 |
100 |
89 |
6 |
5 |
1581 |
Darling, He gets to see our view of Heaven. |
1.1600 |
0.03685 |
100 |
84 |
16 |
0 |
1582 |
Nothing but the best for our baby! It's an upwardly mobile,mobile. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
1583 |
Don’t worry, it’s inflatable. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
1584 |
I just figured I'd cut out the middle man and get straight to the point. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
1585 |
You can’t start too early! |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
1586 |
I don't see what's so convenient about mobile banking. |
1.1597 |
0.04131 |
119 |
104 |
11 |
4 |
1587 |
It’s an investment in our retirement plan. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
1588 |
And when they become rich....just think... we will be able to get our noses fixed |
1.1596 |
0.04855 |
94 |
83 |
7 |
4 |
1589 |
Our babies first word will be money, money not mommy. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
1590 |
Forget mama, dada.
I'm going for moolah, moolah, moolah. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
1591 |
The earlier the better ! |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
1592 |
As long as one of them works he'll be OK |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
1593 |
It’s cheaper than the one made from revolving credit. |
1.1593 |
0.04456 |
113 |
100 |
8 |
5 |
1594 |
At least it’s an ethos. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1595 |
Our nest egg is in jeopardy. |
1.1589 |
0.03551 |
107 |
90 |
17 |
0 |
1596 |
It reminds me just how much this kid is going to cost. |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
1597 |
Enough with the teddy bears, already. I think the nursery theme should be "bullish". |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1598 |
It's never too soon to follow the money. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
1599 |
We're Trumps; what would you expect for a mobile? |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
1600 |
He may want to keep an eye on his college fund. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
1601 |
I want it to serve as a reminder of the rescheduled trip to Greece. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1602 |
This will be a good start on the main theory of capitalism. |
1.1584 |
0.04820 |
101 |
90 |
6 |
5 |
1603 |
It's a guaranteed cash grab |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1604 |
I don't believe this encourages a balanced portfolio. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
1605 |
The college tuition is up in the air right now. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1606 |
How would that teach our kid that money does not grow on trees? |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
1607 |
I think she should be learning about mobile banking as early as possible. |
1.1584 |
0.04820 |
101 |
90 |
6 |
5 |
1608 |
Uncle Scrooge’s way of welcoming our tiny Tim into the world? |
1.1584 |
0.04820 |
101 |
90 |
6 |
5 |
1609 |
Moral instruction cannot begin too early. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1610 |
Our baby needs to learn at a young age that it is money that makes the world go round. |
1.1584 |
0.03913 |
101 |
86 |
14 |
1 |
1611 |
What? They’re my favorite fairytale creatures! |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
1612 |
I'm just getting him ready for disappointment. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
1613 |
I want this kid to be Rich. |
1.1583 |
0.04266 |
120 |
106 |
9 |
5 |
1614 |
He's gotta know what to hope for is this world, right? |
1.1583 |
0.03742 |
120 |
103 |
15 |
2 |
1615 |
Frolicking bunnies don’t pay the bills, Martha. |
1.1583 |
0.03924 |
120 |
104 |
13 |
3 |
1616 |
I thought we could call the baby "Goldman Sachs." |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
1617 |
We can hold off on Tinkerbell and butterflies. Let's teach Baby that Daddy and Mommy's money is what really flies away. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1618 |
I don’t think the baby will appreciate your Dad’s reference to the high cost of living. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1619 |
Mozart was a total loser. |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
1620 |
Do you know what college tuition’s going to cost in 18 years? |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
1621 |
Rosemary, nothing to worry about. |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1622 |
To play it safe, lets add Bitcoin. |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
1623 |
Mobile finance is heavenly. |
1.1579 |
0.04048 |
95 |
81 |
13 |
1 |
1624 |
Just think of it, honey... our very own living, breathing IRA! |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
1625 |
Of course it’s educational. She’ll never reach wealth in adulthood. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1626 |
I hear rich babies don't cry! |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1627 |
I'm worried about a labor strike. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
1628 |
The Show Me the Money Crib Mobile teaches babies how to value money before they can even crawl. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
1629 |
Elon? |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
1630 |
I want her to be an investment banker |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
1631 |
It's never to early to motivate them. |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
1632 |
It’s a win win - baby enjoys the pretty mobile and learns what makes it go round |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
1633 |
Shall we name him Bill, or Buck? |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1634 |
Do you think our parents will get the hint? |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
1635 |
Prenatal helicopter parenting |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
1636 |
This should distract them for the next 80 years |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
1637 |
He has to believe in something |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
115 |
99 |
14 |
2 |
1638 |
Who names a baby Rich? |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
1639 |
You’ve heard of counting sheep… |
1.1562 |
0.04009 |
96 |
82 |
13 |
1 |
1640 |
Being fixated on money is just going to make our baby a miserable person, Karen! |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
1641 |
never too young to see what makes the world go around |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
1642 |
This will teach her mobile banking |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1643 |
And when he cries we’ll know the market is going down. |
1.1560 |
0.04357 |
109 |
96 |
9 |
4 |
1644 |
In hopes that someday he’ll balance the budget. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1645 |
I always sleep better knowing we have some. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
1646 |
OK, but the Wagner accompanymint is a bit over the top. |
1.1557 |
0.04200 |
122 |
108 |
9 |
5 |
1647 |
Never too soon to plan our child’s capitalist education. |
1.1557 |
0.03864 |
122 |
106 |
13 |
3 |
1648 |
How else are we supposed to raise an influencer? |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1649 |
It's aspirational... |
1.1556 |
0.04444 |
90 |
78 |
10 |
2 |
1650 |
I didn't hear it as improving his spatial reasoning. I thought you said you want him to be a greedy capitalist bastard. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
1651 |
I think it's trickling down from the economist upstairs. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
1652 |
The sooner it learns money is out of reach, the better. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1653 |
If you insist on naming him Ebenezer, let’s start him off right. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1654 |
May both the baby and our upward mobility rest in peace.” |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
1655 |
It’s a free gift from something called The Federalist Society. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
1656 |
I also got Warren Buffet to do the voice-over for Rock-a-bye Baby." |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
1657 |
Maybe the JP. Morgan baby Mobile isn't the best choice. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1658 |
A penny for your thoughts, Honey. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
1659 |
My artful expression of our new money pit honey. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1660 |
This is too Donald Trumpish. Let’s rethink the nursery decor. |
1.1552 |
0.03987 |
116 |
101 |
12 |
3 |
1661 |
It’s to remind us of all the other things we could have done. |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1662 |
I don't think we should tell him that this is his entire inheritance |
1.1552 |
0.04171 |
116 |
102 |
10 |
4 |
1663 |
In keeping with our go-fund-me approach to parenting....that's why.... |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
1664 |
Oh, Honey! You know capitalism starts in the womb. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
1665 |
Our kid will become either a stock broker or a shopaholic. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
1666 |
I'll hang the financial burden of parenthood over our baby’s head if I want to! |
1.1546 |
0.04713 |
97 |
86 |
7 |
4 |
1667 |
Counting sheep is for herders. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
1668 |
This baby is our only shot at retirement. |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1669 |
And let's name him Richie. |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
1670 |
Because, just like me, he'll have to learn early how to work for it. |
1.1545 |
0.04320 |
110 |
97 |
9 |
4 |
1671 |
It worked for Jeff Bezos! |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1672 |
Just remember that they'll be our little tax deduction!" |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
1673 |
I want to ingrain early about hefty mobile costs. |
1.1545 |
0.04509 |
110 |
98 |
7 |
5 |
1674 |
This money mobile will give him an incentive to stand earlier. |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
1675 |
You don't want the baby to think it grows on trees do you? |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
1676 |
That's not what I meant by balancing the budget. |
1.1538 |
0.03855 |
130 |
114 |
12 |
4 |
1677 |
This is the same model that Jamie Dimon's parents used." |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
1678 |
It's never too early to start teaching them about the value of money, honey. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
1679 |
This should be the inspiration for him to grow up and be able to take care of us in our old age |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
1680 |
It’s the latest in boutique cribware from Upwardly Mobiles. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
1681 |
See this way, he’ll learn that money DOESN’T grow on trees. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
1682 |
Hold on now I am not sayin it's bad, I just want to know why you made such a payment without talking to me first. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
1683 |
I believe this one's by Calder-Bankwell |
1.1538 |
0.04479 |
117 |
105 |
6 |
6 |
1684 |
If the baby can grab the cash, it's theirs. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
1685 |
Early training |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
1686 |
INSpirational? Oh, I thought you said ASpirational. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
1687 |
He needs to learn to keep an eye on his investments. |
1.1538 |
0.03697 |
130 |
113 |
14 |
3 |
1688 |
Did I hang it high enough? |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
1689 |
Eye on the prize, honey. Eye on the prize. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
1690 |
"Better add some pie-in-the-sky and a spare-change cup." |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
1691 |
Our financial advisor suggested this as the best way to afford tuition. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
1692 |
It's part of the "Buffett Collection" on Etsy. |
1.1532 |
0.04650 |
111 |
100 |
5 |
6 |
1693 |
Honestly, honey, I don’t know why I installed this money crib thing. I don’t understand it. If you can think of something legitimately funny for me to say about this, then you’re some kind of goddamn genius... Oh, and I know the baby isn’t mine. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
1694 |
He has to handle his own tuition. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
1695 |
Frankly, I’m a little disappointed he hasn’t founded a tech company yet. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
1696 |
It makes me feel better about the vasectomy. |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
1697 |
I want him to learn early on that success will always be out of reach. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
1698 |
Well don't blame me when our baby only ends up a millionaire |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
1699 |
Your father's nursery gift reeks subliminally of Upper Mobility. |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1700 |
I swear, honey, this is how they make babies in the stork market." |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1701 |
Trust me, it's the only toy she needs to play with."
"Yes, that's wonderful dear but did you install the Hollywood Elite alarm on the baby monitor?"
"The pedo-protector is up and operational!"
"And child sacrifice safety feature?"
"Baal horn is on! |
1.1531 |
0.04887 |
98 |
88 |
5 |
5 |
1702 |
It's never too early to start learning the value of a dollar! |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
1703 |
Never to soon to teach her that financial security will always be just out of reach. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1704 |
Margot contemplated cutting Bob out of the equation as he mansplained supply chain efficiency. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
1705 |
Look, I was on my way to Skip’s to buy a bag of scratchers, when it struck me—this little rig over the crib is the responsible way to invest in all our futures! |
1.1531 |
0.04436 |
98 |
86 |
9 |
3 |
1706 |
I just want her to be prepared, that's all. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
1707 |
This will teach the baby a valuable life lesson. If you don't keep your eyes on it cash flies away. |
1.1531 |
0.04192 |
98 |
85 |
11 |
2 |
1708 |
Sweet schemes, sweetheart. |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
1709 |
Not to mention the emotional investment. |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
1710 |
Maybe we could grow old and be happy with a wealthy and supporting child |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
1711 |
It's been in the McTightass house for generations. |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
1712 |
Our child must be upwardly mobile. |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
1713 |
What she learns to focus on now determines her whole future. |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
1714 |
What you learn from the crib will rest the whole of your life: money is the master, unfortunately. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
1715 |
“That’s for if it’s a girl!” |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
1716 |
Shitheads aren't born; they're made. |
1.1524 |
0.04645 |
105 |
94 |
6 |
5 |
1717 |
It’s never too early to learn that you can reach all you want, but you’ll never earn a decent living. |
1.1522 |
0.04872 |
92 |
82 |
6 |
4 |
1718 |
How would you feel about naming him . . . Elon? |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
1719 |
Yachts don't just pay for themselves, Janet. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
1720 |
An artist, you say? Let’s compromise & shoot for a financially successful artist. |
1.1522 |
0.03765 |
92 |
78 |
14 |
0 |
1721 |
You’d better hope we don’t get any cradle robbers |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
1722 |
Sorry, I thought you said 'money makes the merry-go-round' |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
1723 |
It’s called My First Cubicle. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1724 |
Now what am I going to hang on my rear-view mirror? |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1725 |
I'm just trying to set expectations. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1726 |
It's not inflatable. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1727 |
Growing up we can always change it to smoke and mirrors. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1728 |
We’re still going to need a college fund. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1729 |
Never too soon for her thinking about supporting us in our old age. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1730 |
You can have the second baby--this one is going to support me in my old age |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1731 |
we got to teach him early, capitalism is everything to this family |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1732 |
Of course this is just a prototype. We'll have to watch the markets. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
1733 |
This was cheaper than what you wanted. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
1734 |
Which stock index do you want for the wallpaper, honey? |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
1735 |
He’s not gonna be a businessman, he’s gonna be a business, man.” |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
1736 |
This is what Elon Musk's parents did to him!!! |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
1737 |
Cash is king, baby! |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
1738 |
WELL!! This is much better than stars & moons |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
1739 |
Quit complaining! Our child needs to learn the real facts of life. |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
1740 |
I’m lnot sure having bills hanging over her head is the right message. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
1741 |
I found it at an estate sale on 57th Street |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
1742 |
He was never going to be an Airline Pilot anyway. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
1743 |
If she really likes it, we’ll market it! |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
1744 |
Since we can't decide on a name, let's just call him X. |
1.1509 |
0.04195 |
106 |
93 |
10 |
3 |
1745 |
So then… what did I deposit? |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
1746 |
Early Motivation… |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
1747 |
And it makes a jingling sound like loose change. |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
1748 |
The guilt starts early. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
1749 |
Trickle-down economics is real, Linda, and it's never too soon to learn about it! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
1750 |
What's wrong with an upwardly-mobile mobile? |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
1751 |
Well, it does make the world go round. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
1752 |
He shall know his parents' passion right from the start. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
1753 |
No, no, no. Wings on the money means he will pay his bills! That is the wrong message! |
1.1504 |
0.04395 |
113 |
101 |
7 |
5 |
1754 |
Look. It's self-driving. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1755 |
This will help instill our child with American values. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
1756 |
What? No crypto Euros? |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
1757 |
Might just as well learn it now. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1758 |
Hear me out, this way he will be destined to be a future finance bro! |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
1759 |
It's important to highlight the medium of exchange. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
1760 |
Triplets? |
1.1500 |
0.03862 |
120 |
105 |
12 |
3 |
1761 |
It is never too early to instill the need for scholarships. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
1762 |
It’s never too early to start a career in economics. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
1763 |
Is this their idea of a new cash and carry plan? |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1764 |
We'll call him Donald III. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1765 |
It will be good practice for watching money fly away. |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
1766 |
As a child thinketh",Gwendolyn,"as a child thinketh" |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1767 |
If he doesn't learn about financial mobile-ity now when will he learn?! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1768 |
…and the bars on the crib will come in handy too! |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
1769 |
What do you think? This or your old Barbie collection? |
1.1495 |
0.04562 |
107 |
96 |
6 |
5 |
1770 |
I'm grooming her to think, state college. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
1771 |
Rockabye baby, sleepy and cute. We hope you'll grow up with lots of loot. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
1772 |
It will help our child prepare for the reality that big money is always just out of reach. |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
1773 |
Even though it's technically mobile banking, we can only access it from this room. |
1.1495 |
0.04365 |
107 |
95 |
8 |
4 |
1774 |
We'll name him 'Sam Bankman-Fried'."
Sue Vaughan, San Francisco, Ca |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
1775 |
It gives the illusion we’re financially ready. |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
1776 |
I want to make sure our child learns early on about the power of compounding earnings! |
1.1495 |
0.03710 |
107 |
92 |
14 |
1 |
1777 |
What if he's an aquarius |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
1778 |
High expectations. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
1779 |
We'll have to keep changing this more than his diaper to keep up with inflation. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
1780 |
What? It’s the only thing that stops me crying |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
1781 |
This way he’ll dream about being a boss baby! |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
1782 |
This is not what they mean by "born rich". |
1.1491 |
0.03786 |
114 |
99 |
13 |
2 |
1783 |
It's never too soon to start learning about money." |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
1784 |
It was advertised as a developmental stimulant to the child and a retirement alternative for us. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
1785 |
We wanted to raise an asshole, didn't we? |
1.1489 |
0.04773 |
94 |
84 |
6 |
4 |
1786 |
We aren't going to be young forever, kid's gotta get the message! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
1787 |
It’s mobile banking for babies. It plays, “Stock-a-Buy-Baby.” |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
1788 |
It's just as made up as fairies or whatever. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
1789 |
If you think this is why we can’t have nice things, just wait. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
1790 |
How was I supposed to know what you meant by mobile banking? |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
1791 |
Penny if it's a girl. Rich if it's a boy. |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
1792 |
Think of it as our retirement plan. |
1.1488 |
0.03832 |
121 |
106 |
12 |
3 |
1793 |
I wanted gold bars but Bob Menendez cornered the market. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
1794 |
He'll make us lots of money, I swear! |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
1795 |
Our retirement plan. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
1796 |
This will train him to keep his eyes on the prize. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
1797 |
Honey, I didn't sign up to have a nepo baby! |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
1798 |
After he learns to crawl, I'll hang promissory notes. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
1799 |
It’s good to instill upwardly mobile values from birth. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
1800 |
Our child will NOT believe in crypto! |
1.1485 |
0.04535 |
101 |
90 |
7 |
4 |
1801 |
so maybe DIY isn't my thing |
1.1485 |
0.03556 |
101 |
86 |
15 |
0 |
1802 |
It is never too early to think about instilling values.” |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
1803 |
Scoff if you must, but I’m planning to retire young. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
1804 |
It plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Bitcoin. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
1805 |
Are you sure you want he to be an accountant? |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
1806 |
Sure, we could add a symbol for crypto. But then we'd eventually have to tell them what it means. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
1807 |
The Etsy description said antique crib mobile. |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
1808 |
I have already painted the ceiling 3 times this month, Gladys! |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
1809 |
I think your parents misunderstood our ask. |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
1810 |
It is never too early to play cash me if you can! |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
1811 |
Education by osmosis. It’s healthy to be wealthy. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
1812 |
The perfect way to instill guilt from the start. Displaying Mommy and Daddy's sacrifices. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
1813 |
I understand Charles is a family name, I just think Warren Buffet Jr. has a nice ring to it. |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
1814 |
This is actually less than what they go for in the stores. |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
1815 |
May he be an earning child. A high earning child. |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
1816 |
Then he can support us when we are old |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
1817 |
This is almost as fun….. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
1818 |
Yeah, ducks whey they are born, but this is the more accurate mobile. |
1.1481 |
0.04121 |
108 |
95 |
10 |
3 |
1819 |
And our toddler kit features a stack of real overdue bills. |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
1820 |
These are tough times. It’s important for our child to understand where their priorities should lie” |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
1821 |
And we’ll name her Luxury |
1.1481 |
0.03678 |
108 |
93 |
14 |
1 |
1822 |
Just preparing it for a lifetime of futile grasping for money. |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
1823 |
It was going to be a silver spoon but I went with mobile banking |
1.1478 |
0.03953 |
115 |
101 |
11 |
3 |
1824 |
This will give the baby a stretch goal. |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
1825 |
Let's be realistic. People don't live in shoes or sit on tuffets anymore. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
1826 |
You can have your dreams, but I want her to work for Goldman Sachs. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
1827 |
Better the devil you know. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
1828 |
Don't worry, he'll never be able to reach it. |
1.1474 |
0.04725 |
95 |
85 |
6 |
4 |
1829 |
It's called The Upwardly Mobile Mobile." |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
1830 |
I guess I can't say 'Money doesn't grow on trees' anymore. |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
1831 |
I got it; let's name ELON ! |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
1832 |
she'll need a business plan more than grasping at money |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
1833 |
I wanted something to keep her interest and figured "like mother, like daughter." |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
1834 |
Any chance our baby might become just another typical New Yorker? |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
1835 |
I told you: no birds or butterflies. We need to instill higher values. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
1836 |
Hi, birdies! Hiii!!! |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
1837 |
We have to start NOW so she can take care of us in our old age. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
1838 |
I don't want this to crash and put our baby in a state of depression... |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
1839 |
Let’s call him Buck. |
1.1474 |
0.04725 |
95 |
85 |
6 |
4 |
1840 |
Motor skills should include how to handle money. |
1.1471 |
0.04493 |
102 |
91 |
7 |
4 |
1841 |
Baby MoBills help develop financial literacy. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
1842 |
So, given up on your youthful socialism, have you? |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
1843 |
I just want to focus his attention early. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
1844 |
I'm afraid all our money's tied up in mobile advertising. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
1845 |
It’s so we don’t have to worry about Social Security crashing. |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
1846 |
I was thinking about my retirement and old age, that's why. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
1847 |
It’s more of a reminder to me of the impact on our bank account. |
1.1468 |
0.03405 |
109 |
93 |
16 |
0 |
1848 |
Honey, money isn't the worst of our problems. Just wait until the hospital bill. |
1.1468 |
0.03646 |
109 |
94 |
14 |
1 |
1849 |
Motivational speakers are born not made. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
1850 |
I found it in the money pit. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
1851 |
Never too early to learn about fly side economics |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
1852 |
What are you complaining about, I picked it up at a garage sale, the owner told me that it was once Trumps! |
1.1468 |
0.04482 |
109 |
98 |
6 |
5 |
1853 |
It’s a present from Uncle Donny. |
1.1466 |
0.04108 |
116 |
103 |
9 |
4 |
1854 |
"I've adjusted for inflation to correspond with your due-date. |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
1855 |
Think of it as a lithmus test. |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
1856 |
The perfect gift for a boy named “Dinero.” |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
1857 |
Are we forcing it, though? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
1858 |
My brother asked me to hide it until he gets out of prison. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
1859 |
They told me at the store that if we hang this, our baby will understand the concept of cumulative interest at an earlier age. |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
1860 |
I do like the name Kendrick, but does Money Trees really need to be our nursery room song? |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
1861 |
We can wait 'til she is 1 before adding crypto to the mobile. |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
1862 |
We got it for 70% of book value! |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
1863 |
This will give him an elementary idea about a balanced budget. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
1864 |
Did you notice that it’s just out of reach? The kid might as well get used to it. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
1865 |
Because it'll be even more out of reach for her. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
1866 |
He's half communist too, Megan! |
1.1456 |
0.04451 |
103 |
92 |
7 |
4 |
1867 |
Greed is good. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
1868 |
Hop in. |
1.1456 |
0.03493 |
103 |
88 |
15 |
0 |
1869 |
Let's name him Richy |
1.1456 |
0.04451 |
103 |
92 |
7 |
4 |
1870 |
I'm telling you, just one more level adjustment. |
1.1456 |
0.04232 |
103 |
91 |
9 |
3 |
1871 |
It was on sale, I got a really good deal. |
1.1456 |
0.04001 |
103 |
90 |
11 |
2 |
1872 |
Please lord, help my child marry rich. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
1873 |
It's perfect, it's something dazzling that they'll never be able to reach. |
1.1455 |
0.03839 |
110 |
96 |
12 |
2 |
1874 |
But I was just thinking about our retirement |
1.1455 |
0.04051 |
110 |
97 |
10 |
3 |
1875 |
The future of your cash as a parent. |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
1876 |
Morgan Stanley will be calling us in no time! |
1.1453 |
0.04074 |
117 |
104 |
9 |
4 |
1877 |
'I made this to show the baby how much I love them. This much!' |
1.1453 |
0.03889 |
117 |
103 |
11 |
3 |
1878 |
I thought it was brilliant, to combine the college fund and the crib mobile together. |
1.1446 |
0.04578 |
83 |
73 |
8 |
2 |
1879 |
I thought we agreed to raise a cold-hearted corporate raider. |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
1880 |
Do you think people will want to bring their kids to day trading care? |
1.1444 |
0.04623 |
90 |
80 |
7 |
3 |
1881 |
Help |
1.1444 |
0.04345 |
90 |
79 |
9 |
2 |
1882 |
If we distract them with it enough, we can trick them into wanting it |
1.1444 |
0.04048 |
90 |
78 |
11 |
1 |
1883 |
Relax, it got lighter the more I inflated it. |
1.1443 |
0.04142 |
97 |
85 |
10 |
2 |
1884 |
Can’t wait to cuddle our neoliberal. |
1.1443 |
0.04632 |
97 |
87 |
6 |
4 |
1885 |
alpha babies don't just happen. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
1886 |
Youngest entrepreneur ever! |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
1887 |
And it plays green noise. |
1.1443 |
0.03875 |
97 |
84 |
12 |
1 |
1888 |
It’s her manifestation mobile, hun. |
1.1443 |
0.04394 |
97 |
86 |
8 |
3 |
1889 |
Well, when SHOULD I start teaching him about crypto, Linda? |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
1890 |
It's the cheapest one I could find. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
1891 |
Never too early, right honey? |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
1892 |
He will get his head stuck in this railing and we can sue Babys R Us. |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
1893 |
It's never too early to start teach junior about money! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
1894 |
Of course when the time comes they will make their own decision. But a little prenatal nudge toward a career in finance never hurt anyone! |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
1895 |
Boy, did this cost a bundle. |
1.1442 |
0.04410 |
104 |
93 |
7 |
4 |
1896 |
It’s the circle of life |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
1897 |
This way we can all watch the money fly away. |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
1898 |
She'll never dream of marrying an English major. |
1.1442 |
0.04193 |
104 |
92 |
9 |
3 |
1899 |
I don’t want our child to wait till our age to discover what’s important in life. |
1.1442 |
0.03965 |
104 |
91 |
11 |
2 |
1900 |
They will need to recognize the important things as soon as possible. |
1.1442 |
0.03722 |
104 |
90 |
13 |
1 |
1901 |
Might as well get 'em started early. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
1902 |
When he's tall enough, he can move out. |
1.1441 |
0.03807 |
111 |
97 |
12 |
2 |
1903 |
I thought money grew on trees! What do you mean you're pregnant? |
1.1441 |
0.04016 |
111 |
98 |
10 |
3 |
1904 |
This will teach him what's really important. Maybe he'll even be president some day. |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
1905 |
Let's name him Dollar General. |
1.1441 |
0.03462 |
118 |
102 |
15 |
1 |
1906 |
Our baby‘s insatiable hunger for cash means we’ll never fly economy again. |
1.1441 |
0.03858 |
118 |
104 |
11 |
3 |
1907 |
So he'll know how much he's costing us. |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
1908 |
Nine months of the Mozart effect, then nine months of the moolah mobile. What could go wrong? |
1.1441 |
0.03666 |
118 |
103 |
13 |
2 |
1909 |
And we’ll christen him Donald ... |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
1910 |
Ugh, this baby is going to shit so much. Gross. |
1.1429 |
0.04179 |
112 |
100 |
8 |
4 |
1911 |
No, the money was for a mobile home. |
1.1429 |
0.04179 |
112 |
100 |
8 |
4 |
1912 |
I want to give our baby the illusion of wealth that I never had. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
1913 |
It was either this or Itty-Bittycoin. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
1914 |
Maybe it would help if you sang that song:
“We’re in the Money” |
1.1429 |
0.04833 |
84 |
75 |
6 |
3 |
1915 |
It promotes entrepreneurship. |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
1916 |
And then he can be on a Nirvana album cover. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
1917 |
Never to early to learn what matters most |
1.1429 |
0.04811 |
98 |
89 |
4 |
5 |
1918 |
We’ll increase the speed every week. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
1919 |
If it’s a boy Elon or a girl Oprah. |
1.1429 |
0.04300 |
91 |
80 |
9 |
2 |
1920 |
Our baby needs to learn how to pull themselves up by their bootie-straps. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
1921 |
Apparently, savings mobiles are growing in popularity. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
1922 |
He should know how much all this is costing us! |
1.1429 |
0.04575 |
91 |
81 |
7 |
3 |
1923 |
This way he won’t dream about becoming a musician. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
105 |
91 |
13 |
1 |
1924 |
It helps them learn about guilt. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
1925 |
It’s good to get a head start on something you’ll chase your whole life. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
1926 |
Come on Olga, you gave Stevie a hammer and sickle. It’s only fair. |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
1927 |
Lets just skip the "toys" phase! |
1.1429 |
0.04006 |
91 |
79 |
11 |
1 |
1928 |
In case he gets into college. |
1.1429 |
0.04156 |
105 |
93 |
9 |
3 |
1929 |
I was thinking financial acumen, but sure, visual development. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
1930 |
Does he come with a tax return? |
1.1429 |
0.04527 |
84 |
74 |
8 |
2 |
1931 |
...But we've already missed the in utero capitalization stage. |
1.1429 |
0.03838 |
98 |
85 |
12 |
1 |
1932 |
Twins? Great, now I have to go back to the bank. |
1.1429 |
0.04351 |
98 |
87 |
8 |
3 |
1933 |
I want him to have the opportunities I didn’t have |
1.1429 |
0.03982 |
112 |
99 |
10 |
3 |
1934 |
Any chance you can delay it until inflation eases up? |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
1935 |
I bought this at Elon Musk’s parents’ garage sale. |
1.1429 |
0.05121 |
84 |
76 |
4 |
4 |
1936 |
Alexander Calder’s mobiles missed the mark! |
1.1429 |
0.05394 |
84 |
77 |
2 |
5 |
1937 |
For the baby,hell no! This is my bed,Baby. |
1.1429 |
0.04103 |
98 |
86 |
10 |
2 |
1938 |
Got it at a yard sale. As each of the endangered animals went extinct, I just replaced it with money. That should fix it! |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
1939 |
This way she can aspire to be upwardly mobile. |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
1940 |
The perfect choice for baby Bankman-Fried. |
1.1429 |
0.03929 |
105 |
92 |
11 |
2 |
1941 |
It's a metaphor... |
1.1429 |
0.04198 |
84 |
73 |
10 |
1 |
1942 |
It will have a long term yield. |
1.1415 |
0.03894 |
106 |
93 |
11 |
2 |
1943 |
Look, you didn't like the Monopoly crib either. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
1944 |
He'll learn to work for it. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
1945 |
This way we can chase money together. |
1.1415 |
0.04118 |
106 |
94 |
9 |
3 |
1946 |
Let's just put it in the guest room. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
1947 |
We must nurture capitalism! |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
1948 |
I think this will start him off on the right foot |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
1949 |
He needs to know that he was born into generational wealth. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
1950 |
That will keep the Kracken away. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
1951 |
Well, I say it teaches him the most important lesson in life." |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
1952 |
They say, "that you should start planning for retirement as early as possible!" |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
1953 |
I think it's good if he gets used to financial freedom being out of reach from a young age. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
1954 |
I invested all our savings into mobile payments. |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
1955 |
I'd like to give his birds and bees discussion a "Milk and Honey" theme. |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
1956 |
You said to 'Pick something you dream about.'" |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
1957 |
I know you don't use cash anymore, but we could have deposited it. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
1958 |
Well, don't we want him to be upwardly mobile? |
1.1414 |
0.03801 |
99 |
86 |
12 |
1 |
1959 |
It’s cheaper than a 529. |
1.1414 |
0.04064 |
99 |
87 |
10 |
2 |
1960 |
I’m the poor Dad, aren’t I? |
1.1414 |
0.04543 |
99 |
89 |
6 |
4 |
1961 |
... I mean, this crib is prime real estate after all... |
1.1414 |
0.04310 |
99 |
88 |
8 |
3 |
1962 |
All they had left was the ‘banker’ or the ‘escort’… |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
1963 |
We just have to be sure it is high enough to be out of reach. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
1964 |
Well, it's the best I could do on short notice when the Bitcoin on vanished into thin air. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
1965 |
It's like a baby vision board. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
1966 |
I’m just saying, sweetie, that it still feels a little unsettling that you sold our baby’s naming rights to the local bank. |
1.1413 |
0.04256 |
92 |
81 |
9 |
2 |
1967 |
All American Family |
1.1413 |
0.04528 |
92 |
82 |
7 |
3 |
1968 |
Baby's First Ambition. |
1.1413 |
0.03652 |
92 |
79 |
13 |
0 |
1969 |
I thought we’d offer a little signing bonus before the stock options. |
1.1413 |
0.03965 |
92 |
80 |
11 |
1 |
1970 |
I don't want him going to Disney, I want him owning Disney. |
1.1412 |
0.03799 |
85 |
73 |
12 |
0 |
1971 |
We're looking for a new junior analyst |
1.1412 |
0.04152 |
85 |
74 |
10 |
1 |
1972 |
Reaching for the stars never made anyone a dime. |
1.1412 |
0.04476 |
85 |
75 |
8 |
2 |
1973 |
We were raised by boomers, so we ought to be able to raise our own boomer, right? |
1.1404 |
0.03497 |
114 |
99 |
14 |
1 |
1974 |
Succession |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
1975 |
It's never too early to instill just how important greed is to be successful in business.... |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
1976 |
I thought we should just cut to the chase. |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
1977 |
When ya raisin' a kid ta succeed you, ya can't start too early. |
1.1402 |
0.03372 |
107 |
92 |
15 |
0 |
1978 |
And don't tell me you're hanging that for the baby! |
1.1402 |
0.03860 |
107 |
94 |
11 |
2 |
1979 |
Trust me Rose. This will help him become upwardly mobile. |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
1980 |
I want her to learn early on that money doesn't grow on trees. |
1.1402 |
0.04292 |
107 |
96 |
7 |
4 |
1981 |
If we can get her ambitious really early, she'll become a successful cartoonist who knows how to draw human arms! |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
1982 |
We're raising him as a Finance Bro. End of discussion. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
1983 |
I want to teach our child that money doesn’t grow on trees! |
1.1400 |
0.03487 |
100 |
86 |
14 |
0 |
1984 |
If my streaming career doesn’t work, he can support us in old age. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
1985 |
Just think our baby will be fiscally responsible before it learns to walk |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
1986 |
She can buy butterflies. |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
1987 |
For his future, they said to invest in Cribto. |
1.1400 |
0.04499 |
100 |
90 |
6 |
4 |
1988 |
He's gonna think manna comes from heaven. Let me tell ya,
it don't |
1.1400 |
0.04025 |
100 |
88 |
10 |
2 |
1989 |
It’s called Manifestation |
1.1400 |
0.04269 |
100 |
89 |
8 |
3 |
1990 |
The more he makes, the better old age home he can afford for us. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
1991 |
If this doesn’t teach him the value of a buck I don’t know what will. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
1992 |
You can never start a child's financial education soon enough Marge. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
1993 |
The focus groups lean towards "Exxon-Mobil" if it's a boy, "Cigna Health" if it's a girl. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
1994 |
OK, fine but I'm still not in favor of calling her "Penny" " |
1.1398 |
0.03615 |
93 |
80 |
13 |
0 |
1995 |
It's the mo money mobile. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
1996 |
All the Nepo babies have them. |
1.1398 |
0.04213 |
93 |
82 |
9 |
2 |
1997 |
I’m telling you, this is how you attract a demon banker baby, and you know what they grow up to be. |
1.1398 |
0.03925 |
93 |
81 |
11 |
1 |
1998 |
I bought all this stuff and now you're telling me you just swallowed a whole watermelon when I wasn't looking? |
1.1395 |
0.05007 |
86 |
78 |
4 |
4 |
1999 |
It's never too soon to teach financial literacy |
1.1395 |
0.04106 |
86 |
75 |
10 |
1 |
2000 |
Baby Donald is going to love this! |
1.1391 |
0.03884 |
115 |
102 |
10 |
3 |
2001 |
Let’s start him early on thinking about how he can support us in old age, since he’s going to drain our life savings. |
1.1389 |
0.04254 |
108 |
97 |
7 |
4 |
2002 |
It didn't do Trump any harm. |
1.1389 |
0.04046 |
108 |
96 |
9 |
3 |
2003 |
The moment Carole realized it was was a mistake to marry a senator. |
1.1389 |
0.04254 |
108 |
97 |
7 |
4 |
2004 |
The American Dream, baby. Wads of money. |
1.1389 |
0.03343 |
108 |
93 |
15 |
0 |
2005 |
It's not the mobile, it's the message. |
1.1389 |
0.04254 |
108 |
97 |
7 |
4 |
2006 |
You can make your deposit now. I've set up mobile banking. |
1.1389 |
0.03593 |
108 |
94 |
13 |
1 |
2007 |
By 18 she'll be ready to pay for college herself |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2008 |
It's all about the subconscious Liz |
1.1389 |
0.03343 |
108 |
93 |
15 |
0 |
2009 |
We got this and a MAGA hat for a $100.oo donation! |
1.1386 |
0.04673 |
101 |
92 |
4 |
5 |
2010 |
Absolutely no. I am not raising a baby to be wing-obsessed. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2011 |
You think this is how Elon Musk started? |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2012 |
Little Elon will love this! |
1.1386 |
0.04457 |
101 |
91 |
6 |
4 |
2013 |
A gentle reminder of how much of an investment the next 20 years is going to create for a good future.
Don’t disappoint is the subliminal message… |
1.1386 |
0.03988 |
101 |
89 |
10 |
2 |
2014 |
Think of it as an early introduction to mobile banking. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2015 |
Not trees, mobiles. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2016 |
Because the cryptocurrency model only hung by a thread. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2017 |
It worked for that kid on the Nirvana album! |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2018 |
It's part of my early retirement plan. |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2019 |
I think it's important that our child learn early that money is usually out of reach. |
1.1386 |
0.03455 |
101 |
87 |
14 |
0 |
2020 |
I just want her to have big dreams! |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2021 |
There is nothing wrong with a Philistine! |
1.1386 |
0.04229 |
101 |
90 |
8 |
3 |
2022 |
Either is good with me, as long as she or he is a capitalist. |
1.1386 |
0.03731 |
101 |
88 |
12 |
1 |
2023 |
So, for the middle name, Gordon or Gekko? |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
2024 |
I figured this would be more effective than a silver spoon. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2025 |
I thought he should learn early, it may very well be just out of reach. |
1.1383 |
0.04687 |
94 |
85 |
5 |
4 |
2026 |
Think of it as an early introduction to the importance of having cash on hand. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2027 |
Do you think our baby will get the message we just want them to be happy. |
1.1383 |
0.03886 |
94 |
82 |
11 |
1 |
2028 |
You were right, dear. At the doctor's office, the fetal heart tone was, "Tuition, tuition, and tuition". |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2029 |
Snark is not a good look on a pregnant woman, Dorothy. |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
2030 |
Look if we want to retire on time, the baby is going to need to help. |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
2031 |
It's never too early to make him aware of the essential facts of life. |
1.1383 |
0.04170 |
94 |
83 |
9 |
2 |
2032 |
I;ve already planned ahead with our baby’s college savings fund mobile app. |
1.1383 |
0.04436 |
94 |
84 |
7 |
3 |
2033 |
Don’t worry, it’s unreachable for all of us. |
1.1379 |
0.04062 |
87 |
76 |
10 |
1 |
2034 |
If this works, she'll be the queen of Wall Street. |
1.1379 |
0.03718 |
87 |
75 |
12 |
0 |
2035 |
Mobile economy. Too on the nose? |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2036 |
Helicopter parents must incentivize. Now!
Prenuptial. |
1.1379 |
0.04379 |
87 |
77 |
8 |
2 |
2037 |
I thought you said we wouldn’t hold the financial burden of parenthood over his head. |
1.1379 |
0.04674 |
87 |
78 |
6 |
3 |
2038 |
A month to go, and he's already put us in debt. |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2039 |
Making it was cheaper than buying one. |
1.1376 |
0.04217 |
109 |
98 |
7 |
4 |
2040 |
Listen, somebody's got to pay the hospital bills |
1.1376 |
0.04011 |
109 |
97 |
9 |
3 |
2041 |
If we don’t start now he’ll never understand crypto |
1.1376 |
0.03562 |
109 |
95 |
13 |
1 |
2042 |
Go immediately to the Maternity Ward. I’ll stay here and guard the stork’s nest egg. |
1.1375 |
0.04620 |
80 |
71 |
7 |
2 |
2043 |
She's the first in-womb influencer - we're going to make millions! |
1.1375 |
0.04950 |
80 |
72 |
5 |
3 |
2044 |
I pray tat our future child becomes the Secretary of the Treasury! |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2045 |
should we add some crypto currency? |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2046 |
Do you think this is what Donald Trump’s first crib looked like? |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2047 |
Think “Parent Support”! |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2048 |
I call it the Musk Mobile. |
1.1373 |
0.03424 |
102 |
88 |
14 |
0 |
2049 |
By the time she’s born, this mobile will be worth millions in cryptocurrency. |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2050 |
I like to think of it as a rest egg. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2051 |
Yeah, the little one will eventually buy her lattes with bitcoin. But hopefully the principle will carry over. |
1.1373 |
0.03697 |
102 |
89 |
12 |
1 |
2052 |
Let's name him Cash. |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2053 |
Honey, research shows early age financial education as good predictor of success in life |
1.1373 |
0.04189 |
102 |
91 |
8 |
3 |
2054 |
THIS MOTHERFUCKER |
1.1368 |
0.04875 |
95 |
87 |
3 |
5 |
2055 |
Not sure is this will make him rich or an economist? |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2056 |
And I want to name him Adam Smith. |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2057 |
It's the new Pottery Barn Kids Eco-Friendly Feathered Greed design. What do you think? |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2058 |
College fund |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2059 |
It's never too soon to start. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2060 |
I'm serious babe...we need this kid working by age five,seven at the latest! |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2061 |
I got it at a Sherriffs sale at trump tower. |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2062 |
Don't laugh. It's an upward mobility mobile. All the hospital interns have one. Even if they don't have babies. |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2063 |
My mother sent this mobile, along with her list of preferred baby names and visitation schedule. |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2064 |
Now he or she is positively destined to win the Lottery. |
1.1368 |
0.04391 |
95 |
85 |
7 |
3 |
2065 |
At least he’ll know it doesn’t grow on trees |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2066 |
Because they were sold out of the power, fame and pleasure mobiles |
1.1368 |
0.04129 |
95 |
84 |
9 |
2 |
2067 |
These Alexander Calder mobiles don't come cheap |
1.1368 |
0.03848 |
95 |
83 |
11 |
1 |
2068 |
For political aspirations |
1.1368 |
0.03545 |
95 |
82 |
13 |
0 |
2069 |
They say Musk was hit on the head by a bag of money from his mobile over HIS crib. What's there to lose? |
1.1364 |
0.04623 |
88 |
79 |
6 |
3 |
2070 |
He will go right from capital letters to capitalism. |
1.1364 |
0.03679 |
88 |
76 |
12 |
0 |
2071 |
Maybe we should go with crypto, instead? |
1.1364 |
0.04019 |
88 |
77 |
10 |
1 |
2072 |
''Inflation has made everything go up.'' |
1.1364 |
0.04331 |
88 |
78 |
8 |
2 |
2073 |
We need to teach our baby fiscal responsibility - no credit cards! |
1.1364 |
0.03532 |
110 |
96 |
13 |
1 |
2074 |
If we want to raise a good capitalist,we have to start early. |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
2075 |
This was cheaper than any of the ones in the stores. |
1.1364 |
0.03760 |
110 |
97 |
11 |
2 |
2076 |
Hey! At least it isn't Bitcoin. |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2077 |
He's only going to see dollar signs! |
1.1359 |
0.03914 |
103 |
91 |
10 |
2 |
2078 |
Modern capitalistic economic models require a significant population that suffers near death while allowing for the rich to remain unrestrained in their hoarding of wealth. |
1.1359 |
0.04150 |
103 |
92 |
8 |
3 |
2079 |
Kid's gotta plan ahead. First required minimum distribution from IRAs may be less than 74 years away. |
1.1359 |
0.04374 |
103 |
93 |
6 |
4 |
2080 |
Little baby Ka$h Koww is going to love this <3 |
1.1359 |
0.04374 |
103 |
93 |
6 |
4 |
2081 |
I couldn't afford to buy a real mobile. |
1.1359 |
0.04374 |
103 |
93 |
6 |
4 |
2082 |
Montessori was black and white but we know what the illusion really is. |
1.1359 |
0.04586 |
103 |
94 |
4 |
5 |
2083 |
It's an IVF mobile. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2084 |
I wonder if Dr. Spock would recommend this mobile. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2085 |
You want the child to have good values, don't you? |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2086 |
She'll have to think big. Or at least what we think of as big. |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2087 |
I read that green is a neutral color |
1.1354 |
0.03810 |
96 |
84 |
11 |
1 |
2088 |
We need to inspire her to make enough money to support us in our retirement! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2089 |
you're encouraging Junior to grow up to be a 19th century Bank robber. |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2090 |
Who needs Sugar Plums? |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2091 |
Zoey, this is exactly what little babies want. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2092 |
I'm living proof that these things don't work. I'm not an airplane pilot. |
1.1354 |
0.04088 |
96 |
85 |
9 |
2 |
2093 |
It's part of the Wu Tang Clan collection. |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2094 |
See, crass materialism can be fun! |
1.1354 |
0.04348 |
96 |
86 |
7 |
3 |
2095 |
She needs to learn at an early age that wealth is a dream. |
1.1351 |
0.03728 |
111 |
98 |
11 |
2 |
2096 |
If you have a better financial plan, let's hear it. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2097 |
Just getting the baby ready for the real world |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2098 |
Not everything has to be about the moon and stars and rainbows. |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
2099 |
It's called The Lullabuy. |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2100 |
Aren't we just teaching him that real wealth is always out of reach? |
1.1348 |
0.04573 |
89 |
80 |
6 |
3 |
2101 |
Honey, I saw this on 'raising millionares,' trust me |
1.1348 |
0.04285 |
89 |
79 |
8 |
2 |
2102 |
And when you spin it, it plays “Feelings” |
1.1348 |
0.03976 |
89 |
78 |
10 |
1 |
2103 |
It's never to early to incentivize. |
1.1346 |
0.03630 |
104 |
91 |
12 |
1 |
2104 |
This is the upwards mobile. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2105 |
A person’s reach should exceed their grasp”, or what’s money grubbing for |
1.1346 |
0.04333 |
104 |
94 |
6 |
4 |
2106 |
C'mon dear - it's never too early to learn money makes your world go around. |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
2107 |
Since you're in your fourth quarter, I thought I should get everything ready. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2108 |
Welcome to the 'Baby World,' where the rules are made up, and your savings don't matter! |
1.1346 |
0.03879 |
104 |
92 |
10 |
2 |
2109 |
What? My parents did the same for me and I turned out fine! |
1.1346 |
0.04333 |
104 |
94 |
6 |
4 |
2110 |
Yeah, adjusting for inflation, this stuff can only make a mobile go round now. |
1.1346 |
0.04112 |
104 |
93 |
8 |
3 |
2111 |
This will inspire him enough so that we don't have to worry about our retirement. |
1.1341 |
0.04165 |
82 |
72 |
9 |
1 |
2112 |
Just so she knows, I'm not paying for art school or a liberal arts degree. |
1.1341 |
0.04512 |
82 |
73 |
7 |
2 |
2113 |
Sure, it’s high. He’ll learn early some things are just out of reach. |
1.1340 |
0.03773 |
97 |
85 |
11 |
1 |
2114 |
Planning for our retirement. |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2115 |
Didn’t I warn you? Never order a baby mobile from Amazon.” |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2116 |
This way the money will go 'round |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2117 |
Is this the cheapest mobile you could find? |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2118 |
We’ll get him the monocle and top hat when he shows sufficient interest. |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2119 |
Start ‘er early!!! |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2120 |
Got it off the Wharton website for only $10,000. |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2121 |
This is how you teach a baby to be successful by hanging money over the Crib |
1.1340 |
0.04548 |
97 |
88 |
5 |
4 |
2122 |
Might as well start 'em young, I say! |
1.1340 |
0.04305 |
97 |
87 |
7 |
3 |
2123 |
It plays "Money for Nothing" |
1.1340 |
0.04048 |
97 |
86 |
9 |
2 |
2124 |
It’s just like animals. They’ll want it but will never have it. |
1.1339 |
0.03908 |
112 |
100 |
9 |
3 |
2125 |
I got the crib for 99% off because it has structural issues AND it came with this free American Dream mobile! |
1.1339 |
0.03473 |
112 |
98 |
13 |
1 |
2126 |
This will remind her that money is always just out of reach. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2127 |
I’ve created this mobile with our baby's first month diaper budget. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2128 |
It’s never too early to dissuade a career in the arts. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2129 |
Never too early to learn that
money makes the world go around |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2130 |
This is Plan B because I didn't budget for quintuplets! |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2131 |
Don't forget that this is the college fund you put up there. |
1.1333 |
0.03935 |
90 |
79 |
10 |
1 |
2132 |
It's never too early to encourage goals |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2133 |
Okay, maybe I just skimmed Rich Dad Poor Dad. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2134 |
I want to make sure that when we’re old and frail our kids can take care of us in the style to which we’ve become accustomed. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2135 |
I just didn't think reading him "Rich Dad, Poor Dad" was enough. |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2136 |
Wrong bed? |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2137 |
I hope she becomes a banker. |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
2138 |
Never too early for her to learn the value of a buck” |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2139 |
Just outta reach. Better get used to it early. |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2140 |
And we agree on calling him “Rich,” right? |
1.1333 |
0.03598 |
105 |
92 |
12 |
1 |
2141 |
Does this count as a tree? |
1.1333 |
0.04075 |
105 |
94 |
8 |
3 |
2142 |
Freud is in fashion again! |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2143 |
What do you mean it's too far out of reach? This is America! |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2144 |
Well I'm sorry I don't have the heart to tell Mr. Musk we don't like his gift! |
1.1333 |
0.03844 |
105 |
93 |
10 |
2 |
2145 |
No worries, he/she/it will only stare at it! |
1.1333 |
0.04240 |
90 |
80 |
8 |
2 |
2146 |
This works as both a carrot and a stick. |
1.1327 |
0.03206 |
113 |
98 |
15 |
0 |
2147 |
On this week's episode of Cribs.... |
1.1327 |
0.04074 |
113 |
102 |
7 |
4 |
2148 |
If this works, maybe we can retire early. |
1.1327 |
0.03666 |
113 |
100 |
11 |
2 |
2149 |
No, I’m not trying to influence our baby to become a doctor.
To make REAL money these days, you become a politician. |
1.1327 |
0.03444 |
98 |
85 |
13 |
0 |
2150 |
Well she won’t learn about making smart spending choices from watching her dad. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2151 |
I want him to know how much he means to us. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2152 |
I know how the song goes, but still, I'm hoping for a material boy. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2153 |
Maybe someday he will be able to over inflate his Net Worth by Billions of dollars... |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2154 |
I thought this would be a place of serenity with an opaque interior , but now I see everything has a price. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2155 |
Finally we’ll put our retirement savings to good use. |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2156 |
It matches the Monopoly board quilt |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2157 |
Going directly for money dreams will entice it away from starting a garage band. |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2158 |
What rhymes with investment? |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2159 |
It's guaranteed to imprint on children how money will always seem out of reach." |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2160 |
I know, I know, but hear me out: the stock market is just like a mobile, constantly up and down. Our baby will be a market expert! |
1.1327 |
0.04009 |
98 |
87 |
9 |
2 |
2161 |
This will prepare Junior for the late stages of the American Empire |
1.1327 |
0.04263 |
98 |
88 |
7 |
3 |
2162 |
Where are the stocks? Bonds? He’s gotta diversify, Sharon |
1.1327 |
0.03737 |
98 |
86 |
11 |
1 |
2163 |
This is before the co-pay |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2164 |
I went with the mobile payment option |
1.1325 |
0.04118 |
83 |
73 |
9 |
1 |
2165 |
Train'em early! |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2166 |
This will help her learn that it's always going to be out of reach. |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2167 |
I don't know, I am getting dizzy, is it you, is it the money, or is it the baby? |
1.1325 |
0.05077 |
83 |
76 |
3 |
4 |
2168 |
Now we’ll both want what we can’t have. |
1.1325 |
0.04461 |
83 |
74 |
7 |
2 |
2169 |
What better way of teaching our kid conservative values? |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2170 |
It’s the perfect combination of work and play. |
1.1321 |
0.04038 |
106 |
95 |
8 |
3 |
2171 |
They're called 'mo-bills'. |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2172 |
Look what I did with all the money we saved from you not getting your makeover!" |
1.1321 |
0.03809 |
106 |
94 |
10 |
2 |
2173 |
Hopefully e premature birth! Inflation doesn't wait. |
1.1321 |
0.04038 |
106 |
95 |
8 |
3 |
2174 |
Why not? She's never going to sleep either. |
1.1321 |
0.03566 |
106 |
93 |
12 |
1 |
2175 |
I want him to always be as fluid as he is now! |
1.1321 |
0.04038 |
106 |
95 |
8 |
3 |
2176 |
Money flies |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2177 |
If it's a boy we're calling him Rich. |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2178 |
You can forget about seeing any of that again! |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
2179 |
Money makes the world go round, world go round, world go round, money makes the … |
1.1319 |
0.04196 |
91 |
81 |
8 |
2 |
2180 |
Two words Karen, two..upward mobility |
1.1319 |
0.03566 |
91 |
79 |
12 |
0 |
2181 |
Should we switch from black & white to bright colors to, y'know, encourage a sensitive side? |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
2182 |
Why setup a college fund when we can get a vision board? |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
2183 |
When he gets older we’ll put it in his mattress |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
2184 |
Barbara, I want our Sammy to grow up with a sense of value |
1.1313 |
0.04222 |
99 |
89 |
7 |
3 |
2185 |
This will inspire him to avoid crypto. |
1.1313 |
0.03412 |
99 |
86 |
13 |
0 |
2186 |
This is a terrible place to put our money! What if the baby grabs it? Then the baby will have all our money. Then we'll be out on the street and the baby will be stuck inside with a bunch of money they can't spend. |
1.1313 |
0.03970 |
99 |
88 |
9 |
2 |
2187 |
"I read that nowadays all the young people use mobile banking. |
1.1313 |
0.03702 |
99 |
87 |
11 |
1 |
2188 |
I TOLD you to suspend that with one of my red ties! |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2189 |
To be realistic if it's a girl, we'll have to remove one of the ornaments. |
1.1310 |
0.04410 |
84 |
75 |
7 |
2 |
2190 |
Wharton or bust |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2191 |
Our child should learn to follow the money |
1.1310 |
0.04072 |
84 |
74 |
9 |
1 |
2192 |
Take it from me, it's out of reach. |
1.1308 |
0.04217 |
107 |
97 |
6 |
4 |
2193 |
It also comes in hammer and sickle. |
1.1308 |
0.04002 |
107 |
96 |
8 |
3 |
2194 |
Let's name the baby Poverty. To remind us of our demographic |
1.1308 |
0.04217 |
107 |
97 |
6 |
4 |
2195 |
Relax! Remember, we’re Democrats - that’s government money - they won’t have to actually earn it! |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
2196 |
Is it too early-stage capitalism? |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2197 |
Too much, too soon? |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2198 |
It's never to soon to learn life's harsh realities... |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2199 |
Surprise, joy, contentment, fear….it represents my current stage of acceptance. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2200 |
You said buy a mobile with cash.... |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2201 |
Damn it, Laura. |
1.1304 |
0.03854 |
92 |
81 |
10 |
1 |
2202 |
You’re the one who suggested the name Maximillion. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2203 |
Studies say green is calming and an investment in our future so he can take care of us. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2204 |
Green and gold are gender neutral. |
1.1304 |
0.04693 |
92 |
84 |
4 |
4 |
2205 |
Wait. I bought that one for our bed. |
1.1304 |
0.04152 |
92 |
82 |
8 |
2 |
2206 |
Baby Elon will be all atwitter over this! |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
2207 |
It plays Hall and Oats
“Rich Girl” |
1.1304 |
0.03530 |
92 |
80 |
12 |
0 |
2208 |
Assuming I can fit in the crib, it should help me get a good night's sleep. |
1.1304 |
0.04693 |
92 |
84 |
4 |
4 |
2209 |
They were too expensive so I DIYed it |
1.1304 |
0.04431 |
92 |
83 |
6 |
3 |
2210 |
I want her to be an entrepreneur when she grows up. |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2211 |
What? they passed a law to prohibit retail establishments from discriminating against cash as a form of payment! |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2212 |
Just giving Junior an idea of his impact on the family. |
1.1300 |
0.03380 |
100 |
87 |
13 |
0 |
2213 |
It’s never to early to teach financial literacy. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2214 |
Fred said that this is how he got Donald started. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2215 |
Cause he should know money doesn’t come from trees, darling! |
1.1300 |
0.04181 |
100 |
90 |
7 |
3 |
2216 |
Indoctrination to our capitalist society should begin early. |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2217 |
Sure honey, telling the farmers to bring their plows west to produce rain didn’t work, but they probably didn’t set their intensions early enough for the universe to take care of the details. |
1.1300 |
0.04640 |
100 |
92 |
3 |
5 |
2218 |
you said i was in charge of the craddle |
1.1300 |
0.03933 |
100 |
89 |
9 |
2 |
2219 |
However, she will only start to pay back her student loan with that |
1.1300 |
0.03667 |
100 |
88 |
11 |
1 |
2220 |
Reverse psychology - it's the only way to prevent him from turning into Trump. |
1.1299 |
0.05012 |
77 |
70 |
4 |
3 |
2221 |
We might be starting an upwards trend. |
1.1296 |
0.04179 |
108 |
98 |
6 |
4 |
2222 |
If money also talks, our kid may hear it say 'Adios' . |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2223 |
He will need to think that way to pay for college and our medical bills. |
1.1294 |
0.04027 |
85 |
75 |
9 |
1 |
2224 |
Where are the Bitcoins? |
1.1294 |
0.04361 |
85 |
76 |
7 |
2 |
2225 |
YOU try drawing cryptocurrency. |
1.1294 |
0.04671 |
85 |
77 |
5 |
3 |
2226 |
She's our retirement plan. |
1.1293 |
0.03360 |
116 |
102 |
13 |
1 |
2227 |
I just want him to like numbers! |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2228 |
And I call it - wait for it - baby crybto! |
1.1290 |
0.04644 |
93 |
85 |
4 |
4 |
2229 |
We are a lock to get on “Shark Crib.”
Mr. Wonderful will love this! |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2230 |
Mine was sheep and piggies and look at me. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2231 |
You're never too young to be upwardly mobile." |
1.1290 |
0.03495 |
93 |
81 |
12 |
0 |
2232 |
We need to set the tone right away... a college education is expensive. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2233 |
If it's a boy he will learn to earn it, if it's a girl she will learn to spend it. |
1.1290 |
0.03815 |
93 |
82 |
10 |
1 |
2234 |
I couldn't find one with Bitcoin. |
1.1290 |
0.04110 |
93 |
83 |
8 |
2 |
2235 |
We're naming him 'Elon' and that's that! |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
2236 |
Let's give th3 little bugger a head start.. |
1.1287 |
0.04142 |
101 |
91 |
7 |
3 |
2237 |
They've simplified mobile banking. |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
2238 |
Our newborn will think that mom and
dad is made of money!! |
1.1287 |
0.03896 |
101 |
90 |
9 |
2 |
2239 |
Give me one good reason why smiling crescent moons would deliver more bang for the buck… |
1.1284 |
0.04143 |
109 |
99 |
6 |
4 |
2240 |
You know, Moses’ parents are trying a different method. |
1.1284 |
0.03932 |
109 |
98 |
8 |
3 |
2241 |
This is how make the tyke into a tycoon. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
2242 |
Oh, I totally misunderstood what you meant by needing to mobilize our savings for junior. |
1.1282 |
0.04224 |
78 |
69 |
8 |
1 |
2243 |
I have a feeling our kid’s gonna major in finance. |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
2244 |
I thought you wanted a mobile that would raise his interest |
1.1282 |
0.04602 |
78 |
70 |
6 |
2 |
2245 |
This is more of a reminder for me than the baby, Dorothy. |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
2246 |
No screen viewing before age 2. Good evidence suggests it has lasting negative effects on children's development. |
1.1279 |
0.04619 |
86 |
78 |
5 |
3 |
2247 |
I want her first 3 words to be greedy, mommy, and daddy |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2248 |
When I asked about pricing, they said, "You'll get what you pay for." |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2249 |
Align him with the 1%. |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2250 |
What could possibly be more important? |
1.1279 |
0.04312 |
86 |
77 |
7 |
2 |
2251 |
It’s never too early to start thinking about investing. |
1.1279 |
0.03982 |
86 |
76 |
9 |
1 |
2252 |
I'm banking on him being an accountant, |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2253 |
whaddya tryin' ta do here?! Raise an engineer? a MD? A JD? A drumpf-like foo?! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2254 |
At least we are being real! |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2255 |
Since we’re naming it ‘ELON’ I think we should start it on the right track! |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2256 |
I still feel like it belongs in the bank. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2257 |
Since we are having a girl I thought I'd give her something that you love. |
1.1277 |
0.04068 |
94 |
84 |
8 |
2 |
2258 |
What happened to the all-star halfback option? |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2259 |
It was a gift from Jeff Bezos. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2260 |
Your Pinterest DIY ideas are getting too expensive. |
1.1277 |
0.03777 |
94 |
83 |
10 |
1 |
2261 |
My son will not be a writer! |
1.1277 |
0.04340 |
94 |
85 |
6 |
3 |
2262 |
I sure hope it's a boy, Mrs. Menendez! |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2263 |
We don't want Brandon to be too liquid. |
1.1275 |
0.03318 |
102 |
89 |
13 |
0 |
2264 |
Thought I heard wrong when you said 'Doughbile'. |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2265 |
Might as well get used to it early! |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2266 |
We're still against capitalism, but I got this for our baby to hedge our bets |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2267 |
He's gonna be millions, he gonna feel like an million. |
1.1275 |
0.04103 |
102 |
92 |
7 |
3 |
2268 |
It can play 3 finance podcasts and a self-help audiobook |
1.1275 |
0.03859 |
102 |
91 |
9 |
2 |
2269 |
Even if he’s color blind, he’ll still recognize green. |
1.1275 |
0.03599 |
102 |
90 |
11 |
1 |
2270 |
If we get over Pinocchio- ing his
aspirations won't be so Wallsatreety! |
1.1273 |
0.03444 |
110 |
97 |
12 |
1 |
2271 |
Do you want our child to become an avaricious!"
-sk whidbey island w |
1.1273 |
0.04106 |
110 |
100 |
6 |
4 |
2272 |
It’s from the Maye Musk Nursery collection. |
1.1273 |
0.03678 |
110 |
98 |
10 |
2 |
2273 |
I want him to start thinking about college as early as possible |
1.1273 |
0.04106 |
110 |
100 |
6 |
4 |
2274 |
it's to teach him money doesn't come from trees but directly from his parents |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2275 |
We'll raise the denominations as she gets older. |
1.1266 |
0.04174 |
79 |
70 |
8 |
1 |
2276 |
I picked it up at some estate sale at Trump Tower. |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
2277 |
This seemed like a good way to teach about white privilege |
1.1266 |
0.04546 |
79 |
71 |
6 |
2 |
2278 |
saliva clots blood & protects cuts from unwanted bacteria |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2279 |
I like it: a college tuition mobile. |
1.1264 |
0.03584 |
87 |
76 |
11 |
0 |
2280 |
I thought that this would give the kid a leg up on a financially secure future. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2281 |
Oh, it will keep her amused but do you want to raise a kid who will believe money grows on trees? |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2282 |
It’s not what’s around the world, it’s what makes it go around. |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2283 |
I'm 18 now, Mom. I'll still sleep in the crib, but I need a more appropriate mobile. |
1.1264 |
0.05119 |
87 |
81 |
1 |
5 |
2284 |
Honey, that was my savings! |
1.1264 |
0.03939 |
87 |
77 |
9 |
1 |
2285 |
It’ll help the baby to “pay” attention |
1.1264 |
0.04265 |
87 |
78 |
7 |
2 |
2286 |
I think Kirsten is a great name for a financial planner. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2287 |
I wish I were so lucky to get into crypto from a crib! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2288 |
Calder had it all wrong ! |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2289 |
I'm just saying it can't choke on cryptocurrency. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2290 |
It’s never too early to set financial goals. |
1.1263 |
0.04027 |
95 |
85 |
8 |
2 |
2291 |
Don't you think it's a bit pretentious? |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2292 |
And if we name her Penny, she’ll know a woman’s worth. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2293 |
Glad you removed the bitcoin |
1.1263 |
0.04296 |
95 |
86 |
6 |
3 |
2294 |
What better way to spend a dollar. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2295 |
The big bucks are going to lull him to sleep. |
1.1263 |
0.03426 |
95 |
83 |
12 |
0 |
2296 |
It’s a long con so baby knows it’s important to support us when we’re old. |
1.1263 |
0.03739 |
95 |
84 |
10 |
1 |
2297 |
Because cute animals and colorful stars won't get her far in this life. |
1.1262 |
0.04065 |
103 |
93 |
7 |
3 |
2298 |
A preoccupation with finance will be our future legacy. |
1.1262 |
0.03824 |
103 |
92 |
9 |
2 |
2299 |
‘’There. He’ll learn soon to fear capitalism.’’ |
1.1262 |
0.04293 |
103 |
94 |
5 |
4 |
2300 |
You think he will be able to sleep looking at that?? |
1.1262 |
0.04065 |
103 |
93 |
7 |
3 |
2301 |
It doesn't grow on trees. |
1.1261 |
0.03414 |
111 |
98 |
12 |
1 |
2302 |
Pink or blue is so limiting. A green ceiling mobile can inspire any orientation! |
1.1261 |
0.04071 |
111 |
101 |
6 |
4 |
2303 |
Now they’ll learn the advantages of trickle-down economics! |
1.1261 |
0.03165 |
111 |
97 |
14 |
0 |
2304 |
I know we talked about whales, but the store assured me this is the newest endangered species. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2305 |
Don’t worry — it will be better balanced after I add the gold and bitcoin. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2306 |
I figure let’s just cut to the chase. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2307 |
Remember, I said I would be happy with just a dog. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2308 |
The child should know from the start what it costs to get here. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2309 |
She's gonna be born on December 31st, I just know it! |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2310 |
We should do something in bitcoin. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2311 |
What do you mean, ‘What if it’s a boy?’ |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2312 |
We'll be on easy street in no time. |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
2313 |
He needs to know what's important. We need security in our retirement. |
1.1250 |
0.03987 |
96 |
86 |
8 |
2 |
2314 |
Looks, I refuse to let our kid go into the Arts. |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2315 |
You said make a mobile deposit! |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2316 |
You want him to have dreams of success? Well, an Alexander Calder was beyond our budget, Sylvia. |
1.1250 |
0.03534 |
104 |
92 |
11 |
1 |
2317 |
Upward mobility starts here. |
1.1250 |
0.04124 |
80 |
71 |
8 |
1 |
2318 |
If it goes around too fast he’ll just end up spending money like a drunken sailor! |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2319 |
If we want them to get into Stanford Business,we have to start early. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2320 |
What's so wrong about raising a money-grabber? |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2321 |
It will help take his mind off bitcoin. |
1.1250 |
0.04027 |
104 |
94 |
7 |
3 |
2322 |
Isn’t it a bit wrong to prepare him for Silicon Valley criminal lawyers’ fees so early? |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2323 |
I don't want this baby to follow its dreams. I want it to follow MY dreams. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2324 |
...and let's name him Donald |
1.1250 |
0.03393 |
96 |
84 |
12 |
0 |
2325 |
Think about! Cash will be necessary to support every growing stage! |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2326 |
Don't you think the positive affirmations are enough? |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2327 |
Tuition subsidy from the Mobile Oil Corporation. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2328 |
This oughta get him to focus on what’s important in life. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2329 |
You have to teach them that some things will always be out of reach. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2330 |
Ethereum, Tether, Ripple and Puréed coin. |
1.1250 |
0.04253 |
96 |
87 |
6 |
3 |
2331 |
I just want to instill the right values in him so we might get some return of investment. |
1.1250 |
0.04831 |
80 |
73 |
4 |
3 |
2332 |
Someday we'll present him with the bill. |
1.1250 |
0.04219 |
88 |
79 |
7 |
2 |
2333 |
I just finished reading Elon Musk's new autobiography 'My First Year', and he says this is what inspired him. |
1.1250 |
0.04518 |
88 |
80 |
5 |
3 |
2334 |
I want my child to chase my dreams. |
1.1250 |
0.03897 |
88 |
78 |
9 |
1 |
2335 |
No time to crawl and learn, you gotta rise and jump. You'll know soon enough, that we live in a dog eat dog world! |
1.1250 |
0.04027 |
104 |
94 |
7 |
3 |
2336 |
We’re raising her to appreciate vintage. |
1.1250 |
0.03702 |
96 |
85 |
10 |
1 |
2337 |
In them
I just remembered how kids just cared about the merry-go-round. |
1.1238 |
0.03754 |
105 |
94 |
9 |
2 |
2338 |
It's what dreams are made of. |
1.1238 |
0.03991 |
105 |
95 |
7 |
3 |
2339 |
I thought you want her to marry a rich man. |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2340 |
It's from 7 Habits of Millionaires Under 30. |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
2341 |
How do you think your dad paid for the wedding? |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2342 |
Maybe the baby’ll take the hint and get to work asap |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2343 |
From the start, he needs to know what makes the world go round. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2344 |
Please let this child be rich so they can take care of us in our old age. |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2345 |
Your money grabbing father bought our baby this?!? |
1.1237 |
0.04211 |
97 |
88 |
6 |
3 |
2346 |
We'll teach him to keep his eye on his money early on |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2347 |
We've got to start early training him to make a lot of money so he can support us when we're old! |
1.1237 |
0.03666 |
97 |
86 |
10 |
1 |
2348 |
We’re the worst parents ever! Right? |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2349 |
Is it too early for parental guilt-tripping? |
1.1237 |
0.03948 |
97 |
87 |
8 |
2 |
2350 |
It will teach him to always reach for the impossible. |
1.1237 |
0.03360 |
97 |
85 |
12 |
0 |
2351 |
Might as well learn it young. Financial security is always just out of reach. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2352 |
Just a reminder that we've opted for alone forgiveness. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2353 |
The little deadbeat better make enough dough to pay us back for all this decorating. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2354 |
This needs no caption |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2355 |
I just want him to know that we support him in following his dreams, whatever they might be. |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2356 |
Okay, it’s not the prettiest, but Mrs. Bezos said her son really loved it! |
1.1236 |
0.03508 |
89 |
78 |
11 |
0 |
2357 |
It’s called “The Capitalist Mobile” |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2358 |
We can tell everybody we’re starting a Fairy Godmother fund. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2359 |
What? You said to decorate things in green. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2360 |
Back in my day, you had to have a 401k by 10 months. |
1.1236 |
0.04469 |
89 |
81 |
5 |
3 |
2361 |
I’m hoping that what goes around comes around. |
1.1236 |
0.03855 |
89 |
79 |
9 |
1 |
2362 |
He’ll either be a future Warren Buffet or Scrooge McDuck |
1.1236 |
0.04173 |
89 |
80 |
7 |
2 |
2363 |
See? I do things. |
1.1235 |
0.04076 |
81 |
72 |
8 |
1 |
2364 |
Isn’t it a bit early to start encouraging blatant consumerism. |
1.1235 |
0.04438 |
81 |
73 |
6 |
2 |
2365 |
You can be reading to him now—I have some quarterly reports. |
1.1235 |
0.03678 |
81 |
71 |
10 |
0 |
2366 |
… and we will play Taylor Swift , Drake and Beyoncé as lullaby music. |
1.1228 |
0.03767 |
114 |
103 |
8 |
3 |
2367 |
More realistic than reaching for stars. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2368 |
It was either this or Spiderman vs Venom. |
1.1224 |
0.04415 |
98 |
90 |
4 |
4 |
2369 |
Think of it. He won't ever need to move back home. |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2370 |
Let's name a girl 'Goldie' and a boy 'Billy', short for Billionaire." |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2371 |
I have one at the office. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2372 |
I’m training our kid to understand the importance of being economically mobile from an early age. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2373 |
And MAGA jammies. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2374 |
You agreed that I could choose the nursery theme. |
1.1224 |
0.03910 |
98 |
88 |
8 |
2 |
2375 |
I got it from the googoo gaga dollar store. |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2376 |
Mommy and Daddy are broke. That whole ‘generational wealth’ thing is on you now. |
1.1224 |
0.03631 |
98 |
87 |
10 |
1 |
2377 |
I’m not going to make the same mistake my parents did! |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2378 |
They need to get used to having wealth just outta reach. |
1.1224 |
0.04170 |
98 |
89 |
6 |
3 |
2379 |
it will teach him the value of money |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2380 |
The sooner our child knows that trickle-down economics does not work he or she will be better for it. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2381 |
Might as well start 'em off young! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2382 |
I'm not making a statement, I know it's your body. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2383 |
Manifesting upwardly mobile. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2384 |
Reading to your child is passé. Now it's all about cribonomics. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2385 |
This will prepare him for unreachable prosperity in his future. |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2386 |
I'm investing in my retirement early |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2387 |
Upward itty-mobile |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2388 |
Trust me, little Elon’s gonna love it! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2389 |
I don't want her to be attached to earthly possessions ... just money will do. |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2390 |
Say goodbye to our retirement worries. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2391 |
... and then we get him to pose naked on an album cover. |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2392 |
It supposed to develop early embezzlement skills |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2393 |
It's never too early to learn about value investing! |
1.1222 |
0.03815 |
90 |
80 |
9 |
1 |
2394 |
I’m blinging it out in case it’s ever featured on MTV Cribs. |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
2395 |
How to raise a lawyer 101 |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2396 |
Who is Kit? You said you came up with this concept on your own? |
1.1222 |
0.04421 |
90 |
82 |
5 |
3 |
2397 |
Teach ‘em young, right? |
1.1222 |
0.04129 |
90 |
81 |
7 |
2 |
2398 |
I just want to prepare them for the real world! |
1.1222 |
0.03472 |
90 |
79 |
11 |
0 |
2399 |
“It’s what made my left arm twice as long.“ |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
2400 |
It’s never too early to manifest! |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
2401 |
Is capitalism the thing we want most on his developing mind? |
1.1220 |
0.04029 |
82 |
73 |
8 |
1 |
2402 |
We'll get him used to it being out of reach. |
1.1220 |
0.04387 |
82 |
74 |
6 |
2 |
2403 |
College? It is about self-reliance, and it starts now! |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
2404 |
We have a chance to do what our parents didn’t do for us…financial literacy starts for our baby today! |
1.1215 |
0.03440 |
107 |
95 |
11 |
1 |
2405 |
You're missing my point about optics. |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2406 |
The kid might as well learn early that wealth will be out of reach. |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
2407 |
These traditional decorations are cute but something more modern with bitcoins might be better. |
1.1212 |
0.03596 |
99 |
88 |
10 |
1 |
2408 |
Ivanka, Eric, Barron, Tiffany, Donald |
1.1212 |
0.04130 |
99 |
90 |
6 |
3 |
2409 |
Fiscal education can't start too early! |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2410 |
Oh — it's a girl? That's cool. No, that's really awesome. You're absolutely sure? OK. Wow. So cool. |
1.1212 |
0.04130 |
99 |
90 |
6 |
3 |
2411 |
children???? in this economy???? |
1.1212 |
0.03872 |
99 |
89 |
8 |
2 |
2412 |
This is supposed to teach our child that money doesn't grow on trees? |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
2413 |
….and good night cash cow jumping over the moon… |
1.1212 |
0.03297 |
99 |
87 |
12 |
0 |
2414 |
They have wings because time flies! And time is money. |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2415 |
I’ve also created a YouTube channel and aTikTok feed and you’ll be the Momager!! |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2416 |
Might as well train it early. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2417 |
They also had "global warming," "school shootings," and "extreme political polarization." |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2418 |
Are you trying to tell me he or she
is going to handle our finances from now on? |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
2419 |
Best to learn early that it’ll always be out of reach… |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2420 |
To prepare him for his student loans |
1.1209 |
0.04374 |
91 |
83 |
5 |
3 |
2421 |
It's for his circumcision. I cut a deal with the doctor. |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2422 |
he’s got a guardian angel investor watching over him |
1.1209 |
0.03436 |
91 |
80 |
11 |
0 |
2423 |
It’s a girl! |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
2424 |
Atleast he won't get into crypto now! |
1.1209 |
0.03775 |
91 |
81 |
9 |
1 |
2425 |
I’m still not sure about ‘rise and grind’ as a nursery theme… |
1.1209 |
0.04086 |
91 |
82 |
7 |
2 |
2426 |
Parents of Elon Musk. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
2427 |
College. |
1.1205 |
0.03983 |
83 |
74 |
8 |
1 |
2428 |
Is that you're idea of a ceiling light? |
1.1205 |
0.04662 |
83 |
76 |
4 |
3 |
2429 |
College ain't gonna pay for itself. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
2430 |
It was recommended by a seasoned wealth adviser. |
1.1205 |
0.04336 |
83 |
75 |
6 |
2 |
2431 |
Seriously? Unconscious abundance? It’s clearly saying: “It’s out of your reach, buddy! |
1.1204 |
0.03655 |
108 |
97 |
9 |
2 |
2432 |
Maybe if it sinks in how much he is costing us, he will appreciate us some day. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
2433 |
I draw the line at calling him Elon. |
1.1200 |
0.03835 |
100 |
90 |
8 |
2 |
2434 |
Just like our hopes and dreams will go flying away! |
1.1200 |
0.03562 |
100 |
89 |
10 |
1 |
2435 |
Let's go with Elon or Warren for a boy, and Oprah or MacKenzie for a girl. |
1.1200 |
0.04330 |
100 |
92 |
4 |
4 |
2436 |
You’re praying for a cold, heartless, billionaire, yes? |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
2437 |
Sure, the baby might look at this while falling asleep, but a retractable disco ball in the living room was ‘too much’.. |
1.1200 |
0.04634 |
75 |
68 |
5 |
2 |
2438 |
What exactly is the spider going to do with the ransom money? |
1.1196 |
0.04328 |
92 |
84 |
5 |
3 |
2439 |
Well if this is not going to work for you, why did we read Milton Friedman to the baby all these months? |
1.1196 |
0.04328 |
92 |
84 |
5 |
3 |
2440 |
Biden’s Student Loan Forgiveness ain’t happening, we need to do something! |
1.1196 |
0.04596 |
92 |
85 |
3 |
4 |
2441 |
As soon as he can reach these, we'll go for bitcoins. |
1.1196 |
0.03401 |
92 |
81 |
11 |
0 |
2442 |
You see, dear, toys are fungible. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2443 |
‘It’s never too early for children to consider their Child Care Financial Assistance Options’ |
1.1196 |
0.04328 |
92 |
84 |
5 |
3 |
2444 |
Well,we want her to be upwardly mobile. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2445 |
If nothing else, she'll develop strong biceps!!!" |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2446 |
She will be vying for the Nobel in economics in 2073 |
1.1196 |
0.04043 |
92 |
83 |
7 |
2 |
2447 |
Coming soon “Boss Baby” live action. |
1.1196 |
0.03736 |
92 |
82 |
9 |
1 |
2448 |
We’ll just say she’s precocious and asked for this as a reminder to contribute to her college fund. |
1.1193 |
0.03623 |
109 |
98 |
9 |
2 |
2449 |
There are dreamers and there are doers--I'm encouraging a doer. |
1.1193 |
0.03380 |
109 |
97 |
11 |
1 |
2450 |
I think the brat dumps his position at 2 am. Bet me! |
1.1190 |
0.04286 |
84 |
76 |
6 |
2 |
2451 |
We don't have a choice. We can only afford to have a Boomer. |
1.1190 |
0.03938 |
84 |
75 |
8 |
1 |
2452 |
Yo, everybody needs some Benjamins for their crib. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
2453 |
I want her to have a future in polirics. |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
2454 |
Relax. If it’s a girl, we’ll just take one of the four down. |
1.1188 |
0.03799 |
101 |
91 |
8 |
2 |
2455 |
The best way to teach the ABCs is 'Always be closing.' |
1.1188 |
0.04288 |
101 |
93 |
4 |
4 |
2456 |
It was easier just to have a kid than save for retirement anyway! |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
2457 |
Would you rather have him living in our basement in 30 years? |
1.1188 |
0.04288 |
101 |
93 |
4 |
4 |
2458 |
Now honey, he’ll have fond memories of the invisible hand |
1.1188 |
0.03528 |
101 |
90 |
10 |
1 |
2459 |
It’s no Calder but neither are you |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
2460 |
Agassi's dad hung tennis rackets but since we can't count on talent our goal is Wall Street. |
1.1184 |
0.04175 |
76 |
68 |
7 |
1 |
2461 |
It's a way to find out if she 's a spender or a saver. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
2462 |
Kids gotta support us in our old age. |
1.1184 |
0.04576 |
76 |
69 |
5 |
2 |
2463 |
You know it takes a Million Dollars to raise a child , right ? |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2464 |
I just want our child to inspire a Martin Scorcese film. |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2465 |
Cradle to grave in these United States |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2466 |
Mobile financial transactions are the future. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2467 |
It's never too early to combat innumeracy. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2468 |
It's settled! We move the crib and put our bed here. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2469 |
Forget about a lawyer, let's hope we have a hedge funder. |
1.1183 |
0.04001 |
93 |
84 |
7 |
2 |
2470 |
He can listen to Mozart for now,
but later, he'll need prescience about the world." |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
2471 |
I knew he was a go-getter. Now he's gone. |
1.1183 |
0.03367 |
93 |
82 |
11 |
0 |
2472 |
And he says, “your haircut makes you look like Hitler youth Tintin, and your shoe looks like you stepped on a piece of bread” and I was just trying to buy this dumb baby thing. |
1.1183 |
0.04284 |
93 |
85 |
5 |
3 |
2473 |
See, Janet, the store brand tape works just fine… |
1.1183 |
0.03698 |
93 |
83 |
9 |
1 |
2474 |
Men seldom make passes at fish who wear glasses. |
1.1182 |
0.03591 |
110 |
99 |
9 |
2 |
2475 |
This height is ok. They are easier to touch than in real life. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2476 |
I am NOT a groomer! |
1.1176 |
0.03206 |
102 |
90 |
12 |
0 |
2477 |
Visions of sugar plums is so old school... |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2478 |
It's what you call an 'upwardly mobile ' |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
2479 |
I figure it’s never too early to introduce her to the real world. |
1.1176 |
0.03515 |
85 |
75 |
10 |
0 |
2480 |
A Trump Nursery |
1.1176 |
0.03496 |
102 |
91 |
10 |
1 |
2481 |
One day she'll grow up and be a politician. |
1.1176 |
0.03496 |
102 |
91 |
10 |
1 |
2482 |
The American Dream is alive and well |
1.1176 |
0.04013 |
102 |
93 |
6 |
3 |
2483 |
Teach him early. Grab thee money and run. |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2484 |
With rents on the rise, we can't afford a 529 plan, so... boom! |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2485 |
I don't care if he's the sperm donor, Mr. Monopoly doesn't get to decorate the baby's room |
1.1176 |
0.04556 |
85 |
78 |
4 |
3 |
2486 |
Honey,if you want to pull off a family bank heist,we need to start now! |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2487 |
Start them young, it's all about mindset |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2488 |
How will birds or planets help her focus on what's important to us? |
1.1176 |
0.03206 |
102 |
90 |
12 |
0 |
2489 |
My childhood Unicorn and sunbeam mobile
didn't do much to inspire me." |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2490 |
It’s never to early to play monopoly |
1.1176 |
0.04238 |
85 |
77 |
6 |
2 |
2491 |
And his name shall be Gordon! Gordon Gecko! |
1.1176 |
0.03893 |
85 |
76 |
8 |
1 |
2492 |
Honey, our money is flying away already |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2493 |
He needs to get used to college tuition money being out of reach. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2494 |
And we can reward him with a quarter if he only poops during business hours |
1.1170 |
0.04240 |
94 |
86 |
5 |
3 |
2495 |
New world order |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2496 |
She'll be an Econ major for sure! |
1.1170 |
0.03333 |
94 |
83 |
11 |
0 |
2497 |
Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief? |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2498 |
It’s unisex. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2499 |
This baby will pay for itself in no time. |
1.1170 |
0.03660 |
94 |
84 |
9 |
1 |
2500 |
I’m sure this is what Callder had in mind. |
1.1170 |
0.03961 |
94 |
85 |
7 |
2 |
2501 |
Well, I thought it better represented upward mobility... |
1.1169 |
0.04123 |
77 |
69 |
7 |
1 |
2502 |
It’s called subliminal messaging, Honey. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
2503 |
People say it was invented by Fred Trump, and that's good enough for me. |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
2504 |
Is this the best Amazon can do for must-have mobiles for our precious first-born? |
1.1169 |
0.04882 |
77 |
71 |
3 |
3 |
2505 |
By the time you finally push that kid out, the money will be worthless anyway! |
1.1169 |
0.04519 |
77 |
70 |
5 |
2 |
2506 |
Because they start off in a spending freeze. |
1.1165 |
0.03728 |
103 |
93 |
8 |
2 |
2507 |
Crypto will have no place in this kids life. |
1.1165 |
0.03177 |
103 |
91 |
12 |
0 |
2508 |
I don’t think that’s what they meant by mobile banking. |
1.1163 |
0.03850 |
86 |
77 |
8 |
1 |
2509 |
Maybe he could be the next E-Trade baby. |
1.1163 |
0.03477 |
86 |
76 |
10 |
0 |
2510 |
I still think a 529 plan might earn a better return. |
1.1163 |
0.04191 |
86 |
78 |
6 |
2 |
2511 |
Just look at as if it's an IPO. |
1.1161 |
0.03294 |
112 |
100 |
11 |
1 |
2512 |
The bitcoin mobile is unavailable. |
1.1158 |
0.03921 |
95 |
86 |
7 |
2 |
2513 |
The only thing I remember about the reveal is that it cost us $20K. |
1.1158 |
0.03300 |
95 |
84 |
11 |
0 |
2514 |
It’s just like the one Taylor Swift had when she was a baby. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2515 |
How was I to know DMX put out a mobile version of 'Money, Cash, Hoes' ? |
1.1158 |
0.04197 |
95 |
87 |
5 |
3 |
2516 |
You gotta train 'em EARLY! |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2517 |
Next month, we move on to interes rates. |
1.1158 |
0.03624 |
95 |
85 |
9 |
1 |
2518 |
You won’t believe what this thing cost me! |
1.1154 |
0.03148 |
104 |
92 |
12 |
0 |
2519 |
I've just thought of a great name for our son. Donald. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
2520 |
I want our baby to dream of financial security. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
2521 |
Don't worry, he won't be able to reach them. |
1.1154 |
0.04463 |
78 |
71 |
5 |
2 |
2522 |
Got this from the Republican party writing you can't start too soon. |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
2523 |
Our baby texted that she’s already got a mobile phone. |
1.1154 |
0.03432 |
104 |
93 |
10 |
1 |
2524 |
hopefully this one doesnt grab the hot coals |
1.1154 |
0.04073 |
78 |
70 |
7 |
1 |
2525 |
It will improve the rate at which he takes interest in interest rates. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2526 |
See, it's not worthless. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2527 |
Now, we just need a recording of coins clanking. |
1.1149 |
0.04455 |
87 |
80 |
4 |
3 |
2528 |
I'm going to make that kid nouveau riche, if it's the last thing I do! |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2529 |
It's all part of my 'get rich slow' scheme. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2530 |
A money mobile...the best educational tool for infants. |
1.1149 |
0.04455 |
87 |
80 |
4 |
3 |
2531 |
IKEA had free gift with $10,000 purchase. |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2532 |
Money may not make the world go around, but it sure will pay for this kid’s rent in 18 years. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2533 |
Inquisitiveness. Acquisitiveness. It’ll stimulate one of them. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2534 |
Reach for the money, reach for the money. Gotta start ‘em early! |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2535 |
So she's kicking to the Wharton fight song?'' |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2536 |
Flying money? Are we going to make him ready to be poor? |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2537 |
Money will be the baby's idol |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2538 |
The Ivy League model had bigger $ signs |
1.1149 |
0.03439 |
87 |
77 |
10 |
0 |
2539 |
It’s never too early to start. |
1.1149 |
0.03808 |
87 |
78 |
8 |
1 |
2540 |
There were only two options left at the store. It was either this or lattes and avocado toast. |
1.1149 |
0.04144 |
87 |
79 |
6 |
2 |
2541 |
Pediatric lessons on mobile banking. |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2542 |
Matilda, your obsession with money is going to make the little one turn out like a trumpster. |
1.1146 |
0.04154 |
96 |
88 |
5 |
3 |
2543 |
How is this going to make our kid the next Elon Musk? |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2544 |
If we want to raise a billionaire,we have to get an early start. |
1.1146 |
0.03881 |
96 |
87 |
7 |
2 |
2545 |
He will be a financial genius before |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2546 |
If it’s a boy… |
1.1146 |
0.03588 |
96 |
86 |
9 |
1 |
2547 |
Of course, we won't have any of this after we pay the hospital bills. |
1.1146 |
0.03268 |
96 |
85 |
11 |
0 |
2548 |
This will only help the baby realize that we don't favor crypto. |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
2549 |
It plays "Sympathy For the Devil" as it twirls. |
1.1143 |
0.03660 |
105 |
95 |
8 |
2 |
2550 |
The box said “Upward Mobile-ity, Guaranteed”, but this is a stretch. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
2551 |
Can't believe the little guy is due to IPO any day now. |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
2552 |
Can you believe it also plays, 'The Alphabet Song' AND 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star'? |
1.1139 |
0.04023 |
79 |
71 |
7 |
1 |
2553 |
She needs to learn that money doesn't grow on trees. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2554 |
It's important to set aspirations when they're young |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2555 |
Sure this will motivate the kid, but let’s just hope his arms match in size and length. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2556 |
And I've signed the baby up for the LSAT review course. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2557 |
I want her to appreciate how much babies cost these days |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2558 |
This should get the little cutie's dopamine flowing! |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2559 |
We’ll thank us for it someday. |
1.1136 |
0.03403 |
88 |
78 |
10 |
0 |
2560 |
Even I can't reach this. |
1.1136 |
0.04406 |
88 |
81 |
4 |
3 |
2561 |
We can use it as a piñata when he gets older. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2562 |
It was on sale |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2563 |
It will be an interesting behavioral experiment to see which one of the twins reaches it first. Could put an end to the whole nature nurture thing once and for all and prove Darwin right. |
1.1136 |
0.03767 |
88 |
79 |
8 |
1 |
2564 |
I'm investing in our family. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2565 |
"The baby needs to understand he/she is our retirement plan." |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
2566 |
We can take it down now. How many 2 year olds have an MBA |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2567 |
I think we should add the soundtrack to Annie |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2568 |
Gotta teach 'em young |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2569 |
I keep telling you that money grows on trees. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
2570 |
The ? specific ? views ? expressed ? by ? blitzchung ? were ? NOT ? a ? factor ? in ? the ? decision? we? made.? I ? want ? to ? be ? clear: ? our ? relationships ? in China ? had ? no? influence ? on ? our ? decision.? |
1.1134 |
0.04366 |
97 |
90 |
3 |
4 |
2571 |
it's never too early to teach them the value of a dollar. |
1.1134 |
0.03236 |
97 |
86 |
11 |
0 |
2572 |
Hurry, before interest rates change. |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2573 |
The one you bought was a bit fruity so I tossed it and bought this one instead. |
1.1134 |
0.03843 |
97 |
88 |
7 |
2 |
2574 |
I thought you said you liked vintage!? |
1.1134 |
0.03553 |
97 |
87 |
9 |
1 |
2575 |
Think of it as a long term investment |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
2576 |
It will teach him early that money makes the world go around, and he'll never have it. Yes, I'm cynical. |
1.1132 |
0.03627 |
106 |
96 |
8 |
2 |
2577 |
Eyes on the prize! |
1.1132 |
0.03370 |
106 |
95 |
10 |
1 |
2578 |
rack city, bitch
rack, rack city bitch |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2579 |
I see the moneybags are missing wings, i bet our Amazon delivery person stole them out of spite. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
2580 |
You don't want her to grow up to be a hedge fund manager? |
1.1125 |
0.04355 |
80 |
73 |
5 |
2 |
2581 |
Yeah! Well Capitalism is magical too! |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2582 |
No, I'm not gonna be a sugar daddy. |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
2583 |
I don’t care which sport it is. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2584 |
Listen babe, if the rai·son d'ê·tre of human beings is to chase money for the rest of our lives, we might as well give our future daughter a head start! |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2585 |
Looks like the Tooth Fairy's hitting the Casinos again...grab those bags of cash, before her luck changes. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2586 |
The quicker we can link swiping and monetisation , the better |
1.1125 |
0.03975 |
80 |
72 |
7 |
1 |
2587 |
Trust me, it would stop me from crying at night. |
1.1125 |
0.03555 |
80 |
71 |
9 |
0 |
2588 |
Well, we have to think about our retirement. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
2589 |
I think your parents need to be reminded of the concept of generational endowments. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
2590 |
This will help the baby be motivated to go into finance. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2591 |
Our little deduction will understand the balance sheet from the very start. |
1.1124 |
0.04358 |
89 |
82 |
4 |
3 |
2592 |
This gives our child the right idea right from the start! |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
2593 |
What? The private kindergarten swears by ite. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2594 |
No daughter of mine is going to lose sleep thinking about money. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
2595 |
You’re saying this heirloom is the source of my financial nightmares? |
1.1124 |
0.03367 |
89 |
79 |
10 |
0 |
2596 |
Seems like a fair price for the baby. |
1.1124 |
0.03727 |
89 |
80 |
8 |
1 |
2597 |
It doesn’t take a village to teach Financial Literacy, it takes a dollar sign mobile. |
1.1124 |
0.04055 |
89 |
81 |
6 |
2 |
2598 |
When he's big enough to reach it, it'll be worthless. |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
2599 |
He should know he was conceived as a tax credit |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
2600 |
I thought it would be an early indoctrination in the costly sacrifices we'll be making. |
1.1122 |
0.03805 |
98 |
89 |
7 |
2 |
2601 |
ya know he is behind for his age, he’s got to be investing |
1.1122 |
0.03518 |
98 |
88 |
9 |
1 |
2602 |
And then, naturally, a top position in a select hedge fund. |
1.1121 |
0.03340 |
107 |
96 |
10 |
1 |
2603 |
It teaches them early how expensive they actually are. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2604 |
Yes, it's the MOST appropriate mobile! |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
2605 |
This will give our new child a brief introduction into the world of economics by seeing what he or she grabs first! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2606 |
We will remind the baby how much money we spend on him every minute of his life. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
2607 |
It's never too early to teach kids the value of money. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
2608 |
May as well start early! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2609 |
I'm just saying, what goes around comes around! |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
2610 |
Get the permanent marker I wanna draw a dollar sign on your breast |
1.1111 |
0.04648 |
81 |
75 |
3 |
3 |
2611 |
What do you think? I'm betting she'll pay for her own college. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
2612 |
Its just a subtle reminder of our sacrifice as her brain develops during the formidable years. |
1.1111 |
0.04515 |
99 |
93 |
1 |
5 |
2613 |
We’ll call him “Sam” . |
1.1111 |
0.03514 |
81 |
72 |
9 |
0 |
2614 |
I think we finally chose the most meaningful mobile for newborns, but we still have to pick his name. Elon or Sam? |
1.1111 |
0.04311 |
90 |
83 |
4 |
3 |
2615 |
I'm banking on a career in politics. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
2616 |
Hedge fund manager training starts in the crib. |
1.1111 |
0.03768 |
99 |
90 |
7 |
2 |
2617 |
But what if it's a communist? |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
2618 |
Hey, it’s never too early to teach her the facts of life. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2619 |
This will get him on the road to financial success from the get-go |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2620 |
No, honey, we are not investing in DiapercCoin! |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
2621 |
Okay, but we are not naming him Buffett. |
1.1111 |
0.04662 |
72 |
66 |
4 |
2 |
2622 |
I want her to always keep our estate plan in mind. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
2623 |
Alexander Calder it isn't ...if it was we could sell it to pay for the crib! |
1.1111 |
0.03175 |
99 |
88 |
11 |
0 |
2624 |
Capitalism doesn't need any extra help! |
1.1111 |
0.04303 |
81 |
74 |
5 |
2 |
2625 |
We will start our baby out early with manifesting prosperity with this money mobile. |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
2626 |
Children are a valuable commodity. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
2627 |
I’ll hide it under the mattress when he’s old enough to sleep on one. |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
2628 |
So you believe in the Bribery method of child rearing. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2629 |
The kid’s gotta know right from the start how much it’s costing us. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2630 |
I want her to know how much I contribute. |
1.1111 |
0.04033 |
99 |
91 |
5 |
3 |
2631 |
It’s a baby's early trainer for a future in politics, of course. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2632 |
I want him to be an astronaut too,but there seems to have been a paradigm shift in how to do that. |
1.1111 |
0.04011 |
90 |
82 |
6 |
2 |
2633 |
Why settle for a piggy back if she can have a pigs-can-fly bank? |
1.1111 |
0.03331 |
90 |
80 |
10 |
0 |
2634 |
But I wish my parents HAD charged me rent, financial literacy is invaluable. |
1.1111 |
0.04311 |
90 |
83 |
4 |
3 |
2635 |
There will be no bitcoins for our baby! |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2636 |
Early lesson in late-stage capitalism |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2637 |
If it's a boy, we'll name him "write off." |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
2638 |
Don’t you want the kid to be “laid back?”
You know, “with my mind on my money and my money on my mind?” |
1.1111 |
0.04033 |
99 |
91 |
5 |
3 |
2639 |
I ordered it off the Gordon Gekko registry. |
1.1111 |
0.03484 |
99 |
89 |
9 |
1 |
2640 |
This should prevent a future recesion |
1.1111 |
0.04311 |
90 |
83 |
4 |
3 |
2641 |
Trust me, it's gonna pay for itself |
1.1111 |
0.03928 |
81 |
73 |
7 |
1 |
2642 |
It’s called manifesting, honey. |
1.1111 |
0.03687 |
90 |
81 |
8 |
1 |
2643 |
Keep channeling |
1.1101 |
0.03983 |
109 |
101 |
4 |
4 |
2644 |
Birds and stars used to be OK, but with inflation being what it is, this will do better. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
2645 |
The sooner the baby self-identifies as a consumer, the sooner she'll be able to buy happiness! |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
2646 |
I want *my* kid to grow up to be President. |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
2647 |
Exactly! When we kept talking about dreams for the baby you kept saying economically mobile |
1.1100 |
0.03451 |
100 |
90 |
9 |
1 |
2648 |
Just to make her aware: On day one, she owes us $40,000. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
2649 |
Gotta start them on that grind early, the bag isn’t gonna chase itself. |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
2650 |
its called "directed dreaming" and it works! |
1.1099 |
0.03648 |
91 |
82 |
8 |
1 |
2651 |
We are raising our baby capitalist. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
2652 |
Hang on Linda! I haven’t added the dream crusher, I mean catcher, yet. |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
2653 |
Well, we need him to take care of us when we’re older. |
1.1099 |
0.03297 |
91 |
81 |
10 |
0 |
2654 |
What do you mean Taylor Swift owns Cornelia St.?!? |
1.1099 |
0.03969 |
91 |
83 |
6 |
2 |
2655 |
Uncle Pennybags never had kids did he? |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
2656 |
money so hard to get will make him spend |
1.1098 |
0.04593 |
82 |
76 |
3 |
3 |
2657 |
I wanted a Crypto Mobile but it was basically empty. |
1.1098 |
0.03473 |
82 |
73 |
9 |
0 |
2658 |
I figure he might as well get an early start realizing he’ll never reach his financial goals |
1.1098 |
0.04593 |
82 |
76 |
3 |
3 |
2659 |
It's from the 'Greed is Good' line of baby products. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
2660 |
Never too soon to teach the little guy about money. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
2661 |
Sing a Song of Sixpence a Pocket Full of Rye... |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
2662 |
I don’t think we can count on Social Security. |
1.1098 |
0.03883 |
82 |
74 |
7 |
1 |
2663 |
Have you seen the cost of college? This is the most fantastical mobile they had. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
2664 |
If only the actual spin were this simple. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
2665 |
We're about to drop a bundle. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
2666 |
give birth to an early retirement. |
1.1098 |
0.04253 |
82 |
75 |
5 |
2 |
2667 |
Some people put Mozart recordings under the pillow . . . |
1.1089 |
0.03115 |
101 |
90 |
11 |
0 |
2668 |
Don’t you think it’s a little early to start the Dave Ramsey stuff? |
1.1089 |
0.03697 |
101 |
92 |
7 |
2 |
2669 |
Don't worry, his blankets are in t-bonds! |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
2670 |
We’ll be a step ahead in our homeschooling. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
2671 |
A wall street wolf does not come out from nowhere.. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
2672 |
Do you want him to be a Republican or not? |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
2673 |
Scrooge McDuck IS a Disney theme... |
1.1087 |
0.04221 |
92 |
85 |
4 |
3 |
2674 |
I heard that this was hung over Barron's bed |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
2675 |
Is this another idea from @capitalism_mama on instagram? |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
2676 |
"And soon he'll be violently hoarding his toys then, before we know it, stiffing his waiters!" |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
2677 |
I'm not going to get into one of those 'better left unsaid' relationships. |
1.1087 |
0.03610 |
92 |
83 |
8 |
1 |
2678 |
Might as well buy him a quarter zip too Monica! |
1.1087 |
0.03927 |
92 |
84 |
6 |
2 |
2679 |
You know what they say honey- What goes around comes around! |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
2680 |
I prefer to subtly indoctrinate our child into the perils of capitalism, myself, Margaret. |
1.1087 |
0.03263 |
92 |
82 |
10 |
0 |
2681 |
Pigs are more likely at this point. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
2682 |
By The time he's grown, all banking will be mobile, so we might as well start him early. |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
2683 |
But what if we have triplets? |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
2684 |
Does this go up to $280K to fund an 18 yr. old? |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
2685 |
Talk about moving your money! |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
2686 |
The baby can listen to Mozart now, but after they're born, I suggest this. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
2687 |
We should name him Jeff. |
1.1084 |
0.03434 |
83 |
74 |
9 |
0 |
2688 |
For sale
Baby crib
Never used |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
2689 |
I think this will better serve us over
OUR bed, Maggie!! |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
2690 |
There it goes! |
1.1084 |
0.04203 |
83 |
76 |
5 |
2 |
2691 |
It helps you get into a prestigious preschool. |
1.1084 |
0.03838 |
83 |
75 |
7 |
1 |
2692 |
Come on… He has a preschool interview tomorrow… |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
2693 |
Honey, I know you think it's crass, but in a shaky economy I just think we should make sure the baby has his priorities straight. |
1.1081 |
0.04540 |
74 |
68 |
4 |
2 |
2694 |
Is it so bad I'm trying to raise our child to be a future Senator? |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
2695 |
I’m just making sure she doesn’t rely on Angels and Stars to pay her college tuition. |
1.1078 |
0.03662 |
102 |
93 |
7 |
2 |
2696 |
You're never too young to start manifesting. |
1.1078 |
0.03918 |
102 |
94 |
5 |
3 |
2697 |
What ever happened to visions of sugarplums? |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
2698 |
i know you love Nirvana but oh well Nevermind |
1.1075 |
0.03230 |
93 |
83 |
10 |
0 |
2699 |
Angels, schmangels. This thing's gonna teach little Donald what's *really* important in life. |
1.1075 |
0.04177 |
93 |
86 |
4 |
3 |
2700 |
That reminds me -- if you weren't so fat and frigid, we could make a baby, sell it and move out of this dump. |
1.1075 |
0.04448 |
93 |
87 |
2 |
4 |
2701 |
it is a mobile about money honey |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
2702 |
I also got the baby books Tax Shelters for Dummies, and Good Night Ponzi Scheme. |
1.1075 |
0.03887 |
93 |
85 |
6 |
2 |
2703 |
One day our baby will be on a Nirvana album cover. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2704 |
Inflation. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2705 |
No worries,Hon. Financial literacy should be taught at a very young age. |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2706 |
It looks sparse. Can you hold it in until my next paycheck? |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2707 |
I found it at brokers r us. |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2708 |
Never too early to teach the baby to appreciate our sacrifices. |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2709 |
An avowed atheist shouldn’t teach her child that money is God |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2710 |
From day 1 our baby will be stimulated by $. |
1.1071 |
0.04487 |
84 |
78 |
3 |
3 |
2711 |
You can’t start thinking about money soon enough! |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2712 |
He's going to be the next Wolf of Wallstreet |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2713 |
Money makes the world go round is Rock-a-Bye Baby for our generation. |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2714 |
The least she/he can do is to want to help out as soon as possible with all this inflation |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2715 |
He's gonna learn to chase The Almighty Dollar right from the start." |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
2716 |
Starting at 5, it’s all he’ll think about anyways. |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2717 |
No, I said ya need cash to be upwardly mobile!" |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2718 |
If we amortize her lost productivity during the last trimester it will exceed what we lost while you are off work. |
1.1071 |
0.04487 |
84 |
78 |
3 |
3 |
2719 |
This way he will learn early on that financial happiness is always just out of reach. |
1.1071 |
0.04487 |
84 |
78 |
3 |
3 |
2720 |
It’s crib-dough currency! |
1.1071 |
0.03395 |
84 |
75 |
9 |
0 |
2721 |
You’re never too young to start learning about fiscal responsibility
Mike Gillia, East Lyme, CT |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2722 |
It’s all about planting the seed. And then the more babies we make, the more they’ll make for us! |
1.1071 |
0.04155 |
84 |
77 |
5 |
2 |
2723 |
'i put on 5lbs and he shows his true colors' |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |
84 |
76 |
7 |
1 |
2724 |
It even came with a travel kit made out of interchangable currencies for global market |
1.1071 |
0.03794 |