Contest #869


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Anyway, Gayle, where‘s this can of worms you said we‘d be opening? 1.7582 0.02461 1042 485 324 233
1 And my thanks to Joe, who got me off the hook. 1.7324 0.02223 1196 556 404 236
2 Twenty years ago I came to this company in a baggie. 1.7162 0.01528 2629 1285 805 539
3 No, no, go ahead! Open a can of worms! 1.7003 0.01682 2182 1098 640 444
4 Johnson, nobody says 'Holy Mackerel' anymore. 1.6852 0.02088 1296 634 436 226
5 I prefer 'bankrupt' to 'belly up.' 1.6837 0.01758 1935 981 585 369
6 Staffing Update: Sean, who suggested a team meeting at Saito's Sushi Bar, is no longer with us. 1.6833 0.02186 1285 662 368 255
7 Trust me, they’re going to take the bait. 1.6469 0.01943 1464 754 473 237
8 One of you may be next in line for my position but I wouldn't hold your breath. 1.6265 0.02049 1261 657 418 186
9 Is it just me, or are we going round in circles here? 1.6160 0.01929 1427 758 459 210
10 In this business, it’s sink or swim. 1.6089 0.02034 1299 702 403 194
11 When you own the company you can work from home. 1.6074 0.01760 1880 1061 496 323
12 My deep sea diver is working remotely today.” 1.6059 0.01869 2083 1330 244 509
13 My qualifications? I previously led a large school, went with the flow, and rose to the top! 1.6055 0.01946 1465 809 425 231
14 It sure beats having an elephant in the room. 1.6030 0.01990 1350 735 416 199
15 In light of my promotion, I'd like to discuss a bigger office. 1.5900 0.02430 900 499 271 130
16 Think outside the bowl, people. 1.5868 0.02228 1077 602 318 157
17 Let the other law firms have their sharks. Here at Gillfin & Fishman, we make our living from consistent and sustained bottom feeding. 1.5830 0.02060 1331 769 348 214
18 Our business vision: "Don't give a man a fish and under no circumstances teach him how to fish" 1.5817 0.02030 1334 762 368 204
19 I’ll be blunt. The company’s underwater. 1.5788 0.02577 755 415 243 97
20 Let me float a different idea. 1.5783 0.02000 1297 725 394 178
21 Welcome to my think tank. 1.5779 0.02533 841 479 238 124
22 Call it a phishing scheme ONE MORE TIME, Monica! 1.5778 0.02252 1047 592 305 150
23 Which one of you just said the numbers look fishy? 1.5776 0.02227 1037 578 319 140
24 At least I don’t have a glass ceiling. 1.5773 0.02173 1074 595 338 141
25 I think we all know where I stand on the 'Working from home' issue. 1.5752 0.02050 1224 685 374 165
26 I might be out of my depth. 1.5733 0.02040 1193 659 384 150
27 My first day here, I arrived in a Ziploc. Now I own the place. 1.5691 0.02589 875 526 200 149
28 Is someone taking notes? I'm not going to remember any of this 1.5689 0.02126 1146 650 340 156
29 You know what's REALLY dolphin safe? Chicken. 1.5686 0.02237 1101 643 290 168
30 So, we're all agreed, we're now Goldfish Sachs? 1.5666 0.02783 713 418 186 109
31 It's a think tank. 1.5651 0.02362 1060 644 233 183
32 You're concerned about a lack of privacy!!! 1.5622 0.02664 740 427 210 103
33 Before I rule on your proposal, someone please feed me. 1.5620 0.02488 1073 694 155 224
34 You know darn well why I don't show up on Fridays. 1.5582 0.02480 971 599 202 170
35 You keep saying we’re under water like it’s a bad thing. 1.5569 0.02326 993 584 265 144
36 What about the liquid assets? 1.5567 0.02281 952 540 294 118
37 You say 'under water' like it's a bad thing. 1.5558 0.02327 968 564 270 134
38 Please, I know a housing bubble when I see one. 1.5539 0.02378 919 535 259 125
39 Could you all turn around? I have to go to the bathroom. 1.5533 0.02321 920 525 281 114
40 It's being cold-blooded that got me where I am today, folks. 1.5447 0.02521 828 492 221 115
41 What's a bathroom break? 1.5438 0.02611 833 513 187 133
42 I started this company in a tiny plastic bag. Now look at me. 1.5417 0.02723 696 412 191 93
43 Before we get started, I’d just like to thank Janet for picking me up off the carpet and putting me back in my bowl. 1.5409 0.02573 819 496 203 120
44 Why do I feel like I'm the only one committed to this think tank? 1.5408 0.02555 784 463 218 103
45 He has a good point but we can only circle back around so many times 1.5378 0.02560 753 440 221 92
46 I think you're on mute 1.5366 0.02654 751 453 193 105
47 Thanks for being willing to work through lunch. I'll have Catering sprinkle it on us at 12:30. 1.5342 0.02549 730 422 226 82
48 The difference is, I know I'm in the bowl. 1.5330 0.02631 713 420 206 87
49 From my perspective,If we don’t get this right, we are all going down the toilet. 1.5329 0.03381 441 262 123 56
50 As I see it,we need to increase our liquid assets. 1.5312 0.02618 704 412 210 82
51 Sorry Frank but I find the phrase ‘Like a fish out of water’ highly offensive in this day and age 1.5237 0.02911 653 410 144 99
52 It’s an honor, of course, to be named both Chairman of the Board and Catch of the Day. 1.5228 0.02968 637 403 135 99
53 I am orange with a primitive brain, therefore I must be qualified to lead you. 1.5228 0.02993 637 406 129 102
54 Look, I hate the return-to-office policy as much as all of you. 1.5211 0.02810 641 389 170 82
55 Look at you all! like fish out of water! 1.5204 0.02776 638 383 178 77
56 Well, since the old lady left it all to me, can someone take the cat for "a ride". 1.5180 0.02983 612 385 137 90
57 Oh, don’t give me that crap about the glass ceiling, Linda. 1.5146 0.02835 649 403 158 88
58 My financial report is just as you see it- we are under water” 1.5145 0.02759 585 341 187 57
59 Fish or cut bait? You think that’s funny Johnson? 1.5139 0.02978 611 386 136 89
60 Okay, but is it scalable? 1.5074 0.02971 540 327 152 61
61 My prime concern is our lack of liquidity. 1.5072 0.03012 552 341 142 69
62 If there’s no other business, I’ve got a 3:00 meeting in the water cooler. 1.5048 0.02949 525 314 157 54
63 As you can see, Helen, my current situation does not allow me to do that deep dive you're requesting. 1.5038 0.03130 522 327 127 68
64 Trust me, I know. They’ll go for it hook, line and sinker! 1.5037 0.03037 546 340 137 69
65 My first directive will be no more flush toilets. 1.5010 0.03076 507 311 138 58
66 Look Fred, we all know Q3 numbers are off, but saying it is fishy is just really inappropriate. 1.4990 0.03339 501 328 96 77
67 You talk like “being under water” is a bad thing. 1.4981 0.03134 516 325 125 66
68 As I see it, it's all about liquidity. 1.4960 0.03190 504 320 118 66
69 If you don't order the Fresh Caught Tuna I won't order the Lady Fingers. 1.4959 0.03111 488 300 134 54
70 All of you need to start thinking inside the bowl. 1.4948 0.03135 483 298 131 54
71 Sorry if I offended you. I don't have a filter. 1.4946 0.04335 279 179 62 38
72 Ok, it’s no secret, we’re underwater here. 1.4937 0.03055 476 287 143 46
73 I live in a fishbowl, don't talk to me about being micromanaged! 1.4937 0.03210 476 298 121 57
74 And that day, I decided I’d rather be a big fish in a small pond 1.4936 0.02928 545 335 151 59
75 If I can come into the office, all of you should be able to come too. 1.4932 0.03099 513 322 129 62
76 So that's five votes for take-out sushi and one vote for pellets and flakes. 1.4927 0.03007 548 345 136 67
77 To me, everyone looks like a fish out of water. 1.4913 0.03176 460 283 128 49
78 Okay I’ll stop playing koi and tell you what I really think 1.4911 0.03173 505 322 118 65
79 You keep saying we're underwater like it's a bad thing. 1.4902 0.03084 508 318 131 59
80 HR says it’s all about transparency 1.4895 0.03660 478 337 48 93
81 And not to brag, but I come from a really good school. 1.4895 0.03371 476 312 95 69
82 This is Gail’s emotional support goldfish, he’ll be joining us on our weekly team meetings. 1.4880 0.03240 459 288 118 53
83 Having achieved diversity, we now need to decide what business we are in. 1.4879 0.03349 455 292 104 59
84 This company is going down the toilet. 1.4872 0.03415 468 309 90 69
85 One more thing, people. Going forward, good ideas will no longer be referred to as "having legs. 1.4865 0.03225 481 307 114 60
86 Liquidate everything! 1.4850 0.03320 433 272 112 49
87 Technically, I’m not violating the Work From Home policy. 1.4849 0.03214 464 292 119 53
88 I'm warning you-my lawyer's a piranha. 1.4846 0.03329 456 293 105 58
89 I understand that our business is in some trouble, but I would appreciate you not using the term 'about to go belly up'. 1.4842 0.03396 444 287 99 58
90 Well, I think you’ll find that my lack of short-term memory would actually be an asset here at The Trump Organization. 1.4824 0.03467 427 277 94 56
91 It seems like grandma, in her final days, left everything to me. 1.4813 0.03569 428 285 80 63
92 All in favor say glub 1.4810 0.03273 447 283 113 51
93 No, I’m not being koi. 1.4808 0.03481 468 317 77 74
94 ... and so, the Board feels strongly that we should focus less on wearable tech and more on little ceramic castles. 1.4796 0.03328 417 261 112 44
95 Order the steak. 1.4795 0.03408 415 264 103 48
96 I may have broken the glass ceiling, but I still feel like I'm just going around in circles. 1.4776 0.03115 469 293 128 48
97 You're probably wondering how I asked you here today... 1.4775 0.03470 444 295 86 63
98 As chair of the board, I think you would all agree I’ve been very transparent. 1.4763 0.03217 401 243 125 33
99 Which one of you ordered the tuna? 1.4733 0.03456 393 250 100 43
100 And they thought AI was going to take over. 1.4732 0.03507 410 268 90 52
101 During meetings like this, I fill my bowl with vodka. 1.4730 0.03520 389 250 94 45
102 I'm afraid you'll have to explain what you mean by 'cornering the market.' 1.4726 0.03399 402 255 104 43
103 The water levels rising is the least of my concerns! 1.4725 0.03429 400 255 101 44
104 Randy, you handle operations...Janet, sales...Bob, run out and get me some blue gravel and a tiny treasure chest. 1.4720 0.03567 411 273 82 56
105 No,actually the hard part is wearing these glasses underwater with no ears. 1.4718 0.03678 390 260 76 54
106 Once again, I wholeheartedly apologize for calling you “a stupid bunch of air-breathers.” HR and I both assure you it won’t happen in the future. 1.4703 0.03475 404 262 94 48
107 Now we’d like to hear a little about the schools you attended. 1.4697 0.03454 396 254 98 44
108 Yes! Cheese snacks shaped like little humans! 1.4695 0.03523 377 241 95 41
109 Let's agree not to mention this side effect in our F.D.A. application. 1.4694 0.03663 392 262 76 54
110 Out of my depth, you said! A fish out of water, you said! Well look who's running things now!! 1.4693 0.03694 375 248 78 49
111 Nobody even realizes I'm working from home! 1.4689 0.03577 386 252 87 47
112 I think it’s pretty evident why I’m for remote working. 1.4661 0.03322 369 226 114 29
113 If this leaks out I'm dead. 1.4658 0.03658 395 266 74 55
114 When I'm in this chair I'm not a goldfish. I'm a goal fish. 1.4656 0.03473 393 254 95 44
115 So, we're agreed. I'm the next Speaker of the House. 1.4652 0.03777 374 253 68 53
116 So, when you say this proposed merger could open a can of worms…that’s good, right? 1.4646 0.03580 396 263 82 51
117 Thank you all for agreeing to return to the office while I continue to work from home. 1.4642 0.03414 405 262 98 45
118 Let me float something by you. 1.4635 0.03395 384 243 104 37
119 Let me float this idea by you. 1.4628 0.03744 363 242 74 47
120 I get the Big Chair because my sales district covers 70% of the earth -and my area is expanding while your areas are shrinking. 1.4620 0.03745 355 235 76 44
121 No Bob, I asked for a think tank. 1.4615 0.03733 351 231 78 42
122 I hear those in the cubicles think they're working in a fish bowl. And what's wrong with that? 1.4605 0.03441 354 221 103 30
123 I'm happy to announce that we're getting little castles for everyone's office. 1.4595 0.03706 346 226 81 39
124 I’m a glass-always-full kinda guy 1.4577 0.03683 343 223 83 37
125 Like I keep saying, it's the liquid assets that matter most. 1.4572 0.03580 374 246 85 43
126 I will require a large, corner tank. 1.4572 0.03499 374 242 93 39
127 I can't overstate the importance of liquidity. 1.4551 0.03868 345 234 65 46
128 Forgive me, I have no filter. 1.4548 0.03907 343 234 62 47
129 OK, somebody dump some coffee in here and let's get started. 1.4548 0.03531 354 227 93 34
130 And so next quarter it looks like the company will be underwater. But frankly, I'm okay with that. 1.4543 0.03205 438 283 111 44
131 Really? Sushi? 1.4543 0.03536 383 253 86 44
132 Let's end here. I have a thousand kids waiting for me at home. 1.4532 0.03656 331 213 86 32
133 I took over this company after my father was flushed down the toilet. 1.4529 0.03752 340 225 76 39
134 Remember what I'm about to tell you, because I definitely won't. 1.4527 0.03626 338 218 87 33
135 I don’t think that idea has legs, Jim. 1.4519 0.03456 374 242 95 37
136 This is another meeting that could have been a screensaver. 1.4517 0.03649 383 260 73 50
137 I'm just more productive when I work from home. 1.4514 0.03581 350 227 88 35
138 Someone’s getting canned today and it ain’t me 1.4512 0.03780 328 216 76 36
139 If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu. 1.4506 0.03961 324 220 62 42
140 I’ve been going around in circles on this, and I think we should take the plunge. 1.4505 0.03689 333 217 82 34
141 C'mon folks. No brainer here....you pay $40.00 for a fish dinner or you take a talking fish on the road for millions! What will it be? 1.4505 0.03903 333 226 64 43
142 What I need is more thinking outside the bowl. 1.4504 0.03626 353 232 83 38
143 Think gold, not fish. 1.4503 0.03906 322 216 67 39
144 Someone has been microwaving fish. 1.4487 0.03577 341 220 89 32
145 Yes, I did drop out of school but my experience in swimming with sharks is why you hired me. 1.4480 0.03468 346 220 97 29
146 So, I'm a Pisces. How about you? 1.4476 0.03558 353 230 88 35
147 Uh, undergrad was Marine Biology and then an MBA from Wharton. Why, Janet? 1.4463 0.03594 363 241 82 40
148 I'm going to continue to work from home. 1.4457 0.03647 341 224 82 35
149 I need out of the bowl thinkers. 1.4455 0.03703 312 201 83 28
150 I’m orange, I’m your president, you didn’t vote for me, I have no attention span, and I live in my own little world, but the unfortunate parallels end there. 1.4452 0.04293 310 222 38 50
151 Johnson, let's hear the quarterly sales numbers on tiny plastic treasure chests. 1.4448 0.03849 308 203 73 32
152 The good news is, most of our holdings are underwater. 1.4448 0.03737 308 199 81 28
153 Well, this is a think tank. 1.4448 0.03868 326 220 67 39
154 I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you all to look for potential employees that can adapt to any environment." 1.4448 0.03577 344 224 87 33
155 Yes, it's true. According to our latest quarterly, we are under water! 1.4441 0.03551 331 212 91 28
156 I'm not sure what's more surprising: the fact that I can talk, or the fact that you're actually listening to me. 1.4430 0.03857 307 203 72 32
157 I may be a diversity hire but I assure you I have been in the finest schools. 1.4416 0.03999 317 218 58 41
158 One more quip about a big fish in a small pond and you are all fired. 1.4414 0.03829 333 226 67 40
159 I’m slimy, slippery and cold-blooded. And that’s exactly why the Board hired me. 1.4396 0.04109 298 205 55 38
160 Some of you seem unhappy. Well, I didn’t want to be her executor either, but she needed someone she could trust. 1.4389 0.03954 319 219 60 40
161 Sleeping with the fishes" means something a little different at this firm, people 1.4385 0.03739 317 209 77 31
162 I suggest we look on the positive side of the city flooding problem. 1.4384 0.03880 292 192 72 28
163 I have no idea why I'm here. 1.4346 0.03805 283 183 77 23
164 One more quarter like that Jenkins and I’ll flush you down the toilet myself 1.4346 0.04151 283 194 55 34
165 And what exactly am I supposed to do with the notepad in front of me? 1.4341 0.03950 311 213 61 37
166 Another quarter like this and I won't be the only one under water. 1.4337 0.03751 309 204 76 29
167 First item on the agenda - who's taking me home for the long weekend? 1.4333 0.03918 300 202 66 32
168 Obviously, we are having trouble even with the term "common ground." 1.4326 0.03879 282 185 72 25
169 When Mr. Farnsworth turned into a goldfish in a bowl at the 4:00 meeting, Peter had to finally admit he had a problem with peyote. 1.4325 0.04202 289 202 49 38
170 We're about to go belly-up. 1.4321 0.03729 324 217 74 33
171 And you’re complaining about a glass ceiling? 1.4314 0.04039 299 206 57 36
172 Ok, first order of business, who thought these glasses would make me look smarter. 1.4307 0.03714 274 174 82 18
173 Sarah, can you explain what you meant when you said the offer sounded fishy? 1.4306 0.04016 281 189 63 29
174 It seems we've solved our liquidity problem! 1.4305 0.03847 295 196 71 28
175 What do you mean you’re “drowning” in paperwork? 1.4299 0.03945 314 217 59 38
176 I want you to think outside of the bowl. 1.4296 0.04025 277 186 63 28
177 I’ve been associated with some of the finest schools on the Atlantic Coast. 1.4281 0.03953 299 204 62 33
178 And tell personnel to let the cat go. 1.4280 0.04089 271 183 60 28
179 Yeah, you know it's not any more cramped than a New York studio apartment. 1.4280 0.03740 271 173 80 18
180 I hired you guys because of your "think out of the fishbowl" mentality so get to work! 1.4272 0.03747 309 206 74 29
181 We're getting an aquarium because I want a corner office. 1.4271 0.04210 288 203 47 38
182 Now, regarding the company’s financial performance last quarter, let me speak metaphorically. 1.4265 0.04002 279 188 63 28
183 My sphere of influence is pretty well limited! 1.4259 0.04001 263 174 66 23
184 Kevin, I'm sorry, we're going to have to flush you down the toilet. 1.4255 0.04077 275 187 59 29
185 I would be honored to be considered as possibly the first member of the finned and gilled community to be on your Board of Directors as you seek a more diverse membership. And, if it helps, I'm also Trans. 1.4244 0.04087 271 184 59 28
186 Next person to tap the glass is fired! 1.4239 0.04161 276 191 53 32
187 Forget plastics, the future is in miniature castles 1.4237 0.03937 262 172 69 21
188 Listen, Todd. When the Earth is 70% covered in bad ideas , we'll let you be in charge. 1.4232 0.04363 267 189 43 35
189 In this job, it’s sink or swim. 1.4231 0.04176 260 177 56 27
190 We need to shift the paradigm, think inside the bowl 1.4231 0.03920 260 170 70 20
191 I remember when The New Yorker cartoons were funny. 1.4229 0.04340 279 200 40 39
192 Alright, nobody leaves until I know what happened to that castle.” 1.4219 0.04076 256 171 62 23
193 Geez, you only seek my input when your projects are underwater! 1.4219 0.03961 256 168 68 20
194 How did I become such an effective leader? It might surprise you, but when a fish talks, people listen. 1.4216 0.04118 268 183 57 28
195 Stop telling me I live in a bubble! 1.4211 0.03810 285 189 72 24
196 I have no filter. 1.4208 0.04004 259 172 65 22
197 People, think outside the bowl. 1.4203 0.03840 295 199 68 28
198 My pronouns are it/it/its. 1.4201 0.04106 269 184 57 28
199 Believe me, return to office has been difficult for all of us. 1.4192 0.04174 260 178 55 27
200 Alright, I have a meeting uptown. Jenkins, get my plastic travel-baggie. 1.4185 0.04258 270 190 47 33
201 Our future also depends on eliminating glass ceilings 1.4183 0.03974 251 165 67 19
202 The employee complaints about the new open office layout being like a fishbowl... I don't get it. 1.4177 0.04035 249 165 64 20
203 I'm what they call a big fish in a little pond. 1.4163 0.03956 245 160 68 17
204 My attention span is only two seconds, so let's keep this short. 1.4157 0.03915 267 178 67 22
205 If I sound like I'm underwater, I am. 1.4156 0.03977 243 159 67 17
206 Don’t whine to me about privacy concerns. I live in a fishbowl. 1.4155 0.03912 284 193 64 27
207 The name of the game is eFISHency 1.4153 0.04004 248 164 65 19
208 Whoever thought it was funny to order tuna salad for lunch is fired. 1.4142 0.04044 268 183 59 26
209 I’ve decided to remove tuna fish off the lunch menu in the cafeteria. 1.4138 0.03694 290 192 76 22
210 Okay, but I don’t live in a 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 fishbowl. 1.4134 0.04092 254 172 59 23
211 As a precautionary measure, I'm having all toilets removed from the building. 1.4131 0.04216 259 180 51 28
212 I am not the only one living in a bubble here.” 1.4126 0.03794 286 192 70 24
213 Excuse me. I have no filter. 1.4118 0.04336 255 180 45 30
214 No, the F in CFO does not stand for Financial. 1.4115 0.04182 243 165 56 22
215 If these numbers are right, I’m not the only one getting flushed. 1.4110 0.04228 236 160 55 21
216 OK, so let me float another idea past you. 1.4110 0.04185 236 159 57 20
217 First order of business, dispose of all flushing toilets. 1.4110 0.04596 236 169 37 30
218 Let's be frank, we're struggling to stay afloat. 1.4094 0.03643 276 180 79 17
219 Don’t sorry Charlie me! 1.4089 0.04097 269 187 54 28
220 I know all eyes will be on me as CEO, but I'm used to living in a fishbowl. 1.4085 0.04407 235 164 46 25
221 Alright, who put a tuna salad sandwich in the fridge with my name on it? 1.4083 0.04175 240 163 56 21
222 Can someone please laminate the agenda?! 1.4081 0.03858 272 183 67 22
223 You’re angling for lunch but we have bigger fish to fry 1.4076 0.03938 238 156 67 15
224 What do you mean ‘Scalable?’ 1.4068 0.04266 236 162 52 22
225 Sushi for lunch? Really?!?! 1.4067 0.04038 268 185 57 26
226 I just came from the think tank. 1.4064 0.04003 251 169 62 20
227 It's not the glass ceiling that I'm worried about. 1.4061 0.04080 261 180 56 25
228 I just think it’s tasteless to bring goldfish in as a snack every day, Brenda 1.4056 0.04445 249 179 39 31
229 Why the goofy looks? Haven't you ever seen a fish with bifocals? 1.4052 0.04274 232 159 52 21
230 Last order of business, whose turn is it to change my water? 1.4044 0.03959 272 187 60 25
231 No, I don't want sushi for lunch. 1.4038 0.04103 265 185 53 27
232 Doug, I need that treasure chest in my bowl yesterday. 1.4038 0.04138 265 186 51 28
233 The numbers this quarter tanked. 1.4033 0.04050 243 164 60 19
234 I object to the term "fishing expedition." 1.4023 0.04125 266 187 51 28
235 You say ‘the company is underwater’ like it’s a bad thing. 1.4018 0.04241 224 152 54 18
236 Let's start thinking outside the bowl. 1.4017 0.04139 239 163 56 20
237 So let’s recap. Bob Southwest region, Audrey Midwest and I’ll continue with the Great Lakes region. 1.4016 0.04217 249 174 50 25
238 Of COURSE it's a hostile takeover. I'm a piranha. 1.4008 0.04280 247 174 47 26
239 Bet you were surprised when you got my text. 1.4000 0.04664 220 158 36 26
240 I'm your new Sea EO. 1.3992 0.04108 258 180 53 25
241 Next item: that little plastic castle. 1.3991 0.04123 233 158 57 18
242 I vote we get rid of the cat 1.3983 0.04173 236 162 54 20
243 They're just itsy crackers to you, but my family's name is on the box. We need to tell that story. 1.3983 0.04383 236 167 44 25
244 Actually Tom, I think YOU don't have a leg to stand on. 1.3981 0.04541 216 152 42 22
245 We have to liquidate. 1.3975 0.04301 239 168 47 24
246 Tell HR that when I say "you'll sleep with the fishes" it's a threat, not harassment. 1.3972 0.04425 214 148 47 19
247 No, just water thank you! 1.3967 0.04139 242 167 54 21
248 Long story short, I ate all the little fish, and here I am. 1.3963 0.04380 217 150 48 19
249 As you can see, I'm working from home today... 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
250 So we're underwater. What's the big deal? 1.3957 0.03921 230 152 65 13
251 Ok if we just stick to turf for lunch? 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
252 The problem with you people is that you're always thinking outside the bowl. 1.3948 0.04027 233 157 60 16
253 My view may be a little distorted, but it’s still valid 1.3941 0.03900 236 157 65 14
254 This is going to sound fishy, but it's no red herring... 1.3934 0.04205 211 142 55 14
255 You know very well why this meeting couldn't have just been an email. 1.3933 0.04130 239 165 54 20
256 To reiterate: "water cooler gossip" is not to be taken literally. 1.3933 0.04378 239 171 42 26
257 First, we need to fund studies that show Omega 3 fatty acids cause cancer, obesity and impotence. 1.3930 0.04434 229 163 42 24
258 I started this company with nothing more than a plastic fern and a few handfuls of colored rocks. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
259 Diversity should not include a cat. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
260 If our numbers don't improve, I'm not the only thing that's gonna go belly up. 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
261 Does the old bald guy always carp this much? 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
262 Sorry for being late, the subway wasn't flooded. 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
263 we've got to start thinking outside the bowl 1.3905 0.04725 210 152 34 24
264 I've called you all here today to discuss these allegations of "fishy business". 1.3905 0.04426 210 146 46 18
265 First of all, we have to get rid of the old white guy. 1.3902 0.04449 205 142 46 17
266 I’m firing the next person who says there’s something fishy going on here… 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
267 Bait and switch. I’m telling you….it works. 1.3892 0.04424 203 140 47 16
268 This board does not have enough biodiversity 1.3891 0.04125 239 166 53 20
269 HR says 'fishbowl', 'off the hook', 'bait' and 'belly-up' are now considered micro-aggression language. 1.3889 0.04337 216 150 48 18
270 And we'll have no more talk about breaking the glass ceiling, or any other glass at all. 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
271 Set up a lunch meeting with the client, just make sure it's not sushi. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
272 You’ve got to start thinking out of the bowl Steve. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
273 Stop saying…we have bigger fish to fry. 1.3881 0.04437 219 155 43 21
274 'I'm better with offshore accounts. 1.3881 0.04509 201 140 44 17
275 We need to think outside the bowl. 1.3879 0.04463 214 151 43 20
276 Can you just order some extra croutons with your Caesar and toss them in here? 1.3876 0.04115 209 140 57 12
277 Now I know I'm new but I feel like I'm traveling through uncharted water here guys! 1.3872 0.04129 235 163 53 19
278 Think outside the bowl. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
279 And lastly, don't forget to feed me. 1.3867 0.04163 225 155 53 17
280 Can you read me the notes from 30 seconds ago? 1.3860 0.04543 215 154 39 22
281 Quit trying to batter me up. 1.3860 0.04926 171 120 36 15
282 Wanna be a big fish? Choose a small bowl. 1.3858 0.04065 254 179 52 23
283 At least I don't suck all the air outta the room. 1.3857 0.04368 210 146 47 17
284 Let's order in lunch. I'll have the brine shrimp with goldfish flakes again. And, a very dry martini. 1.3857 0.04472 210 148 43 19
285 I catch most of my customers online. 1.3856 0.04329 236 169 43 24
286 Before we begin, does anyone else want water? 1.3846 0.04653 208 150 36 22
287 Don’t be such a mouth breather, Chris. 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
288 Not all lawyers are sharks. 1.3839 0.04268 224 157 48 19
289 Contrary to rumor, I'm not a fluke 1.3839 0.04314 224 158 46 20
290 OK. Now it's time to talk about pronouns 1.3832 0.04650 214 156 34 24
291 First order of business: Someone needs to change the water. 1.3826 0.04321 230 164 44 22
292 Let's float that idea and I'll circle back. 1.3825 0.04214 217 150 51 16
293 Carpe diem. 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
294 Of course it sounds fishy , I'm the one who came up with it. 1.3812 0.04593 202 144 39 19
295 Next page, please. 1.3812 0.04593 202 144 39 19
296 C'mon people! Why am I the only one who can ever think outside the bowl? 1.3802 0.04408 192 132 47 13
297 And again I feel like I'm talking to my own reflection! 1.3786 0.04199 206 141 52 13
298 No more talk about floating anything! 1.3784 0.04094 222 153 54 15
299 From my perspective, we're already underwater. 1.3784 0.04094 222 153 54 15
300 Jenkins is gone because Jenkins tapped on my tank one too many times. 1.3779 0.04407 217 155 42 20
301 We’re changing it to Goldfish Sachs. 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
302 Ok, I'll bite. 1.3776 0.04690 196 141 36 19
303 The fact is, we're all under water here! 1.3776 0.04281 196 134 50 12
304 Whoever left sushi in the fridge… that was very disrespectful 1.3770 0.04419 191 132 46 13
305 I'm more of a glass all-the-way-full kinda guy... 1.3769 0.04637 199 143 37 19
306 Where do you see yourself in three seconds? 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 38 20
307 C'mon guys, let's show a little imagination! 1.3768 0.04126 207 141 54 12
308 Returning to the office is harder for some of us. 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
309 It's time to think out of the tank. 1.3765 0.03975 247 173 55 19
310 Look, even I think appointing me Chief Diversity Officer is a bit much. 1.3762 0.03952 202 134 60 8
311 Can someone read me back the notes from a minute ago 1.3756 0.04725 197 143 34 20
312 You can still call me Elon 1.3750 0.04540 208 150 38 20
313 I’ve been fielding a lot of complaints about our use of bait and switch’ 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
314 I will be working from home today. 1.3738 0.04248 206 143 49 14
315 We need to make some serious changes, and that starts with my water. 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
316 Don't think that refraction is going to keep me from seeing what you're doing, guys. 1.3737 0.04171 190 128 53 9
317 I'm not just blowing bubbles here..... 1.3736 0.04496 182 126 44 12
318 All those in favor of putting a giant castle in the lobby? 1.3733 0.04496 217 158 37 22
319 And tell Marjorie to double the fish flakes in the conference room 1.3731 0.04433 201 142 43 16
320 OK people, it's sink-or-swim time 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
321 Welcome to the think tank everyone… 1.3730 0.04511 185 129 43 13
322 Two bubbles translated means "you all are fired". 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
323 A little plastic castle will be an essential piece of my compensation package 1.3725 0.04602 204 148 36 20
324 I'm so much more productive working from home. 1.3725 0.04495 204 146 40 18
325 The bad news from accounting is that the company is completely underwater. The good news is that we have plenty of liquid assets. 1.3724 0.04627 196 141 37 18
326 To be clear, we need to “flesh out” some new ideas. Nothing is to be “flushed out”. Ever. 1.3723 0.04886 188 138 30 20
327 There is literally no glass ceiling. Walls, maybe 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
328 I've Haddock with you, Gil, ! If you Carp anymore about our Floundering company, I'll knock you off your Perch! 1.3716 0.04432 218 158 39 21
329 I feel like I'm going in circles here. 1.3713 0.04359 202 142 45 15
330 Well, I suppose we all live in a bubble… 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
331 Is it me, or is somebody sucking all the air out of the room? 1.3707 0.04202 205 142 50 13
332 It's not about fresh ideas. It's about changing the water. 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
333 Let’s talk succession planning. Does anyone know where Salty Jack’s Aquarium Store is?” 1.3704 0.04747 189 137 34 18
334 OK, people. Time to think outside of the bowl. 1.3704 0.04108 216 150 52 14
335 I would prefer to be called an investor in people. Loan shark is very offensive. 1.3704 0.04627 189 135 38 16
336 ‘I’m replacing the old crab.’ 1.3695 0.04507 203 146 39 18
337 Marketing experience? A cheese cracker shaped like a goldfish was one of my ideas! 1.3692 0.04696 195 142 34 19
338 And another thing, there will be no more comments about ‘fishy business’ going on around here! 1.3692 0.04339 214 153 43 18
339 And if you think a glass ceiling is bad, spend a week in here. 1.3687 0.04743 179 128 36 15
340 Y'all are just fish out of water 1.3684 0.04607 190 136 38 16
341 Let's ensure this project is scalable. 1.3682 0.04054 220 153 53 14
342 Let's break for lunch. Anyone else feel like sushi? 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
343 I understand the customer’s attention span. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
344 In the interest of improved inclusivity we should add a frog and a tarantula to the board. 1.3679 0.04786 193 142 31 20
345 Thank you for a place at the table as the diversity compliance officer. 1.3678 0.04974 174 127 30 17
346 Our quarterly numbers come in today. It’s sink or swim time, people. 1.3676 0.04756 185 134 34 17
347 Yes, tapping on the glass falls under harassment. 1.3674 0.04169 215 151 49 15
348 I’ve got a lunch appointment and my memory is only 3 seconds so let’s make this quick. 1.3674 0.04373 215 155 41 19
349 Remember our motto: There's always a bigger fish 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
350 I’m going to address the elephant in the room: I had my lips done. 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
351 Let's start with a recap of the last thing you said. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
352 Now somebody fill me in on the last meeting. I don't remember a thing. 1.3661 0.04792 183 133 33 17
353 Think Tank, people. It's a Think "Tank". 1.3661 0.04467 183 128 43 12
354 So, what's the catch of the day? 1.3654 0.04423 208 150 40 18
355 I'd like to circle back to that. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
356 What exactly do you mean by “scalable”? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
357 Agenda Item 3 - I need ten aggressive strategies for finding that wizard and reversing the spell. Go! 1.3646 0.04967 192 145 24 23
358 To be honest, I never really thought about a ‘glass ceiling’ at this company. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
359 I said "efficiency" not "a-fish-in-a-seat" !! 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
360 I have about two months to live here, so let’s get busy. 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
361 “So we all agree that our contributions to the rise of the sea level is a good thing." 1.3631 0.04599 179 127 39 13
362 I've called this emergency meeting to discuss the recent leaks. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
363 Whoever just said "a bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work" is getting fired. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
364 Okay let me float another idea... 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
365 I think we're going to be underwater for a while. 1.3626 0.04370 171 117 46 8
366 Yes, you are on acid. 1.3626 0.05097 171 127 26 18
367 The company is floundering 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
368 Aside from this 'bass for boss' typo, it's a legal contract. 1.3615 0.04444 213 156 37 20
369 As usual, I'm acutely concerned with the welfare of our offshore accounts 1.3611 0.04645 180 129 37 14
370 Your old boss tried to flush me down the toilet, so I took his job. 1.3608 0.04586 194 141 36 17
371 Long story short — the kid said ‘puppy,’ her parents thought she said ‘guppy,’ and here I am. 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
372 Hey, you wanted diversity! 1.3607 0.04458 183 129 42 12
373 I want us all to think outside the bowl. 1.3606 0.04416 208 151 39 18
374 Mortgages,life...being underwater ain't the end of the world. 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
375 I'm sorry I'm late. My bicycle had a flat tire. 1.3598 0.04671 189 138 34 17
376 What do you mean we should be scaling back? 1.3596 0.04599 203 150 33 20
377 I know that some of you are concerned about the extent of our "underwater" assets, but I happen to like it that way. 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
378 I specialize in consulting with companies whose finances are under water. 1.3587 0.04698 184 134 34 16
379 I'd like to thank you all for welcoming Eleanor here on 'bring your owner to work day'. 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
380 How about, "The only candidate who can guarantee complete transparency"? 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
381 The CFO said we needed more liquid assets. 1.3580 0.04281 176 121 47 8
382 From now on, we’ll be known as the Sea-Suite. 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
383 They call me the think tank. 1.3576 0.04463 165 114 43 8
384 Which of you clowns ordered the sushi? 1.3571 0.04944 168 123 30 15
385 No Tom, I don't want to circle back. 1.3571 0.04603 182 131 37 14
386 If I can come into the office twice a week, so can you, Linda 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
387 Could someone read back the last 3 seconds of the minutes of the meeting 1.3567 0.04880 171 125 31 15
388 Focus, people... we're going round in circles here. 1.3567 0.04514 171 120 41 10
389 It may not seem like it, but I am the big fish around here! 1.3563 0.04679 174 125 36 13
390 ''Keep your friends close, keep your anemones closer.'' 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
391 These are my demands — a larger tank, filtered water & a companion. 1.3559 0.04553 177 126 39 12
392 Your use of the phrase "deep dive" feels a lot like cultural appropriation. 1.3557 0.04749 194 145 29 20
393 We're still not reaching our diversity goals. 1.3548 0.04399 186 132 42 12
394 ...And another thing, I don't want to hear anybody complain about the size of their cubicle! 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
395 Because of rising sea levels, I'll be running things from now on." 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
396 Two bubbles is a no vote 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
397 Don't talk to me about a glass ceiling, young lady. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
398 Our sales, much like my cousin, are in the toilet 1.3535 0.04392 198 143 40 15
399 I don't care what finance says. The treasure chest is off limits. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
400 We need to increase our liquid assets' 1.3532 0.04158 218 157 45 16
401 Good morning, I'm your weekly metaphor. 1.3532 0.04405 218 162 35 21
402 All I can say is, carpe diem. 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
403 I have issues with working remotely. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
404 I want to scale back production, "I want to scale up production, reel in new clients, reinvest net profits and stop any bait and switch advertising tactics." 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
405 I've looked at this from every angle. 1.3522 0.04384 159 109 44 6
406 So I said to myself, "Sure, I can be a big fish in a little pond, or I can just take over New York." 1.3520 0.04974 179 135 25 19
407 I'll circle back to that later. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
408 The property may be underwater, but that’s where I thrive. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
409 According to Trump, I'm a giant whale, not a goldfish. 1.3515 0.05144 165 124 24 17
410 I'll stay on another year but I want a sunken pirate ship and more stock options. 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
411 I think we are under water with this project! 1.3509 0.04653 171 123 36 12
412 Our sales figures are in the toilet. Just like my father. God rest his soul. 1.3509 0.05009 171 128 26 17
413 If we're going to keep this company afloat, we're going to have to put our heads together. So, line up, take a deep breath and get on over here. 1.3508 0.04910 191 146 23 22
414 Somebody write this down. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
415 I’m filling in for your previous boss who was unceremoniously flushed down the toilet. 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
416 The shareholders still think it's a Zoom filter. 1.3503 0.05013 177 134 24 19
417 I'm stepping down so I can serve as Speaker of the House. 1.3500 0.05261 160 121 22 17
418 If you all work remotely, who's going to feed me? 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
419 Look, I'm tired of playing Koi..... 1.3500 0.04742 200 152 26 22
420 Aren't we already underwater? 1.3497 0.04701 183 135 32 16
421 I think we need to place more emphasis on privacy. 1.3491 0.04457 169 119 41 9
422 I think we’re looking at a bubble, folks. 1.3490 0.04718 192 144 29 19
423 No sushi!! 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
424 Before we start, I want my water changed every six hours, make note of that, Charlie. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
425 I'm assuming the rest of you are feeling like fish out of water. 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
426 I’m your new bass 1.3483 0.04561 201 150 32 19
427 This makes as much sense as Trump being ahead by 40 points in the polls. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
428 Why am I the one always pointing out how fishy these proposals are? 1.3481 0.04572 158 111 39 8
429 And we are NOT underwater. 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
430 They want me on a bicycle ? 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
431 Anyone else drowning in work? 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
432 No one's leaving till I find out who described me as 'gill-equipped to lead this organization.' 1.3476 0.05160 164 124 23 17
433 Next on the agenda: decorations for the new office. I personally would enjoy a little treasure chest that occasionally releases bubbles for me to swim through. 1.3466 0.04694 176 129 33 14
434 Ok, it's been almost 9 seconds. Meeting adjourned. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
435 The key to my success? Persistence. I just kept circling back, and circling back, and circling back… 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
436 It's about time we updated the dress code for our board meetings. 1.3464 0.04381 153 105 43 5
437 We'll need to work a lot harder if we hope to keep this company afloat. 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
438 Stop saying “Sorry Charlie.” 1.3462 0.05276 156 118 22 16
439 Remind me what you said 3 seconds ago. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
440 Please pay attention, because I only have 10 seconds to make my point. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
441 Now who's the big fish? 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
442 We'll be flush by next quarter? Really? 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
443 Trust me, being flushed with cash is not as great as it sounds. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
444 I’ve called this meeting to address all the phishing attempts I’ve been getting in my email 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
445 Of course I'm talking in circles, what did you expect? 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
446 So I know which one of you geniuses made the crack about the small pond. 1.3448 0.04439 174 124 40 10
447 Come on Jenkins. Time to cut bait. 1.3446 0.04939 177 134 25 18
448 I am happy to report the business is no longer under water. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
449 OK, who's the wise guy who ordered sushi for lunch? 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
450 There are worse things than being under water. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
451 I’m tellin’ ya, call the snack “Goldfish” it’ll sell millions! 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
452 Someone will have to take notes for me... 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
453 This is my vision for Goldfish Sachs. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
454 Could we not call the plan a "fishing expedition?" 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
455 ...and I am the one who cannot keep his head above water?! 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
456 Well I’m fine with ordering in, but I’m not fine with sushi! 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
457 These net zero policies are fishier than ever. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
458 Let’s take Joan’s idea and swim with it. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
459 As I see it, our biggest threats are looming economic stagnation, labor shortages, and cats. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
460 Everybody laughed when I was just part of the decor in the lobby. Who's laughing now? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
461 So, why are we concerned about rising sea levels? 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
462 Circle back? That's all I ever do! 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
463 I think climate change makes me the ideal candidate. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
464 Linda, I think you're just out of your depth here. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
465 I know what you're thinking: "He won't be around long." 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
466 Why? Because she left everything to me. That’s why! 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
467 I’m all for diversity, but there’s no way we’re hiring a cat 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
468 How is this product going to protect MY privacy? 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
469 Look - even I can tell we're just going in circles here. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
470 First order of business: no flush toilets in the building. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
471 My next big idea: Grouper, where big fish can meet other big fish. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
472 Am I the only one that always sees the glass as more than half full? 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
473 If you guys want to take a potty break, go ahead...I'll stay here. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
474 I'm here to add diversity. 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
475 I feel like we're just going around in circles here. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
476 Pardon the interruption, but I move to adjourn for a quick bathroom break. . .Okay, I'm back. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
477 The will left me in charge so deal with it. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
478 Let's get the meeting started before I forget why we're here! 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
479 Just last year, I was won at a carnival and look at me now. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
480 Don't make me come out there. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
481 I've got a little plastic castle for whoever closes this deal. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
482 I know what I'm saying is hard to hear. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
483 As new CEO, my first rule of order is - no more sushi lunches. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
484 I didn’t always have my own bowl. I worked my way up from the fish tank in the lobby. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
485 OK, the company is under water. What is wrong with that? 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
486 This would have been better over Zoom 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
487 We're going under. 1.3392 0.04161 171 119 46 6
488 Yup, that wasn’t a zoom filter. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
489 Do you have any 7s? 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
490 This isn’t a fishing expedition 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
491 We need to cut staff, and I suggest we start with the cats. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
492 Team, I feel like we're just going around in circles 1.3377 0.04718 154 111 34 9
493 The only difference between us is that mine is not a metaphor. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
494 I didn't get here all by myself. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
495 I won't stop until I'm in the Sea-suite. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
496 If I can return to the office, so can the rest of the staff 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
497 I wanted to float some ideas by you. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
498 Look, Peterson, I didn't get where I am by swimming with the tide. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
499 We’re this close to circling the drain 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
500 Please read back the minutes from three seconds ago. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
501 I want you to think outside the bowl… 1.3371 0.04553 175 128 35 12
502 Sharon, I’ve told you repeatedly not to use the phrase ‘on the line.’ 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
503 I vote "no sushi" on the menu. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
504 You have to appreciate I’ve spent my life in schools. 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
505 Let’s have a contest and see who can hold their breath the longest. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
506 When one of you becomes CEO, you’ll see what it’s like living in a fishbowl. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
507 My goal here is to help scale the business. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
508 If I hear one more person say ‘think outside the bowl’ I’m going to scream 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
509 DEI: diversity, equity and ichthyology. 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
510 I moved to the city because I was a big fish in a little pond 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
511 Here’s an idea, we charge a subscription fee then get the subscribers to come up with the content 1.3353 0.05002 170 130 23 17
512 So if you meet a genie don't wish to become the biggest fish in the industry. 1.3353 0.05006 173 133 22 18
513 I bring my ideas to you with full transparency - No hidden agendas here! 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
514 Sir, we need this deal to stay afloat. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
515 Let’s take a deeper dive into the quarterly report, starting with our liquid assets. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
516 Who here wants to be my co-chair? 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
517 Let's take a break. Get some fresh air, if that's your thing. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
518 The next person to make a "fish out of water" joke is fired. 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
519 I'm proud to be included under our new diversity inclusivity guidelines! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
520 Make no mistake. I can be a piranha when I have to be. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
521 What does that mean..."think outside the bowl"? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
522 I don’t want to hear anyone at this job complain about a glass ceiling. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
523 C'mon people! Think outside the bowl! 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
524 Everyone else seemed complacent, but Bill felt there was something fishy about the new CEO. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
525 Remember, it’s critical to maintain our liquidity. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
526 Now, that I've got you hooked. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
527 I’ve heard some of you have a problem with corporate’s focus on diversity. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
528 Just one word. Plastics. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
529 Whaddaya mean, the deal smells fishy? 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
530 ...when you find yourself in the bowl, then you can make the decisions. Until then... 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
531 For the hundredth time, yes, I am the only one who gets to work from home. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
532 In what universe is you all ordering sushi not passive-aggressive? 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
533 By Q2, I want the whole city to be underwater. 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
534 Only some of our assets are underwater 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
535 From where I sit, we can either sink or swim. I choose the latter. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
536 Judging from all your reports, our company is under water. 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
537 At least we are making some progress on diversity. 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
538 I'm filling in for the big tuna today" 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
539 You seem to imply that being underwater is a bad thing! 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
540 As our first order of business we will be removing all toilets from the floor. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
541 As a character building exercise, I will flush all of you down a toilet. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
542 We're under water? So What's the problem? 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
543 Well, you did want a CEO who is a piranha. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
544 Work from home, return to work, it’s all the same to me. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
545 I decide what's fishy and what's not! 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
546 It’s exactly not a glass ceiling that’s limiting my potential. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
547 Washington says our board still needs an amphibian. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
548 I really love my big chair! Makes me feel like a boss. You’re all fired, ha ha, no but seriously who called this meeting? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
549 This is really stressful living in a fishbowl and all you watching me! 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
550 Let’s agree to pass on fish for lunch. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
551 It sounds fishy, but its the truth 1.3295 0.04446 176 129 36 11
552 Oh, something's fishy is it? Just what exactly do you mean by that, Jones? 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
553 Because when it comes to the success of this organization, there are not, in fact, other fish in the sea. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
554 I recommend the beef wellington 1.3293 0.04838 167 126 27 14
555 And I need you guys to read my emails. They are NOT phishing emails. 1.3293 0.04368 167 120 39 8
556 We are swimming in circles here, folks. 1.3292 0.05045 161 123 23 15
557 And since none of you have the spine to tell them it means “cash on delivery,” I’m your new board member. 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
558 We got the Shark Tank funding! 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
559 Frankly, you all need to learn how to sink or swim. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
560 Of course, if there's another Internet bubble, we'll all be fish out of water. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
561 The guy from Shark Tank couldn't make it. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
562 I'm gonna call it 'Goldfish Sachs' 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
563 Our ancestry report says we all have the same maternal grandfather 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
564 Welcome to the first meeting of the firm's diversity committee. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
565 You have to admit I'm better than the potted plant. 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
566 I’m swimming as fast as I can to keep our heads above water. 1.3272 0.05017 162 124 23 15
567 Drowning in paperwork? Tell me about it. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
568 WE’RE under water, Trisha. Not ‘I’m under water!’ 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
569 I'M HAPPY BEING A BIG FISH IN A SMALL POND. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
570 Actually, I don’t think taking this to “Shark Tank” is such a great idea. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
571 I appreciate the opportunity, but we are not the right ad agency for Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
572 Please welcome our new CEO,the Potted Plant 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
573 Trust me--in today's economy, liquidity rules. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
574 If I can come back to the office, you can. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
575 Trust me on this - fish just doesn’t get any fresher. 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
576 As your new CEO, my first directive is to take tuna off the lunch menu. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
577 Roger is no longer with us. One of you over-fed him. 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
578 I'm really more of a glass all-the-way-full kinda guy 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
579 We are all from the Bay; I would like to add more diversity to our team. 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
580 The real money is in the fish market 1.3254 0.04933 169 130 23 16
581 Well, from where I sit, I have a different viewpoint. 1.3253 0.04850 166 126 26 14
582 You’re thinking outside the bowl, and I appreciate that. 1.3253 0.04291 166 119 40 7
583 Of course I sound garbled! 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
584 Sounds fishy, but I'll bite. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
585 You’re out of your element. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
586 I feel like I'm in a New Yorker cartoon 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
587 Let's do a dry run of the presentation. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
588 Our anti-phishing campaign was a success. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
589 No, Barbara. We are not having sushi for lunch. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
590 I'll have a Grasshopper 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
591 Being the only unindicted member of Trump Real Estate, I have been appointed CEO. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
592 How I see it, you’re all underwater. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
593 To hell with our customer surveys, I say no to the Mrs. Paul's account. 1.3241 0.05439 145 113 17 15
594 Shall we Betta test it? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
595 And from now on the phrase “ something smells fishy “ is counter to our company polic 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
596 Maybe I'm not the biggest fish in the game. Maybe I'll never make it to the White House. But at least I'm not as slimy as him and facing possible prison time." 1.3240 0.04858 179 139 22 18
597 We can’t let this company go belly up. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
598 As you'll notice on those financial statements, the company is under water, but that's okay with me. 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
599 Our net losses this month were Nigel, Steve, and Rebecca. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
600 Aquaculture, people! If we don't get on board with aquaculture this company will flounder and all of you will be dead in the water! 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
601 I got tired of wearing a mask. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
602 Please, call me Larry. Mr. Goldfish is my father. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
603 Sorry team, I've got to let you go. Turns out most of your work can be done by Artifishal Intelligence 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
604 Who ordered the coral reef? 1.3228 0.04423 158 114 37 7
605 His contribution is minimal, but he’s reliable and fun to watch. 1.3224 0.04438 152 109 37 6
606 We prioritize transparency at this corporation. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
607 I'm just as surprised as you are. Now, let's get started, shall we?" 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
608 Great point, Julie. We've got bigger fish to fry. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
609 Just because today is Friday,you do not have to eat fish. The rules have changed. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
610 I think the firm's inclusivity policy is great! 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
611 We're losing productivity with all of these bathroom breaks. I want everyone in fish bowls by end of day. 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
612 Reincarnated or not, I’m still the Chairman… 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
613 And the lawyer from Goldman, Goldstein and Goldfish will be the executor of the will. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
614 If I can work without bathroom breaks, why can't you? 1.3214 0.04332 168 122 38 8
615 Frankly, I think we can capitalize on rising sea levels. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
616 I know things look grim, but I am by nature a ‘glass half full’ kind of guy. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
617 So what’s so bad about being underwater? 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
618 This company’s unwillingness to hire a female CEO is getting a little obvious at this point. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
619 Going for it hook, line and sinker was probably a mistake. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
620 I'm fishing for compliments. Anyone? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
621 Not surprisingly, I'm out of ideas. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
622 My decision is final: catchphrase, jingle, and rhyme are all fine, but 'lure' and 'hook' are banned. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
623 First item on the agenda…move my office away from the washrooms. Every time the toilet flushes, my life flashes before my eyes. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
624 Am I the only one that understands that we're under water here? 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
625 Both the company and I are under water. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
626 The IT department is concerned about a phishing problem 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
627 Fintech? I’ll show you some real fin tech 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
628 We all know our outgoing chairperson was a fish out of water 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
629 When the icecaps melt, you're going to need someone with experience living under water to run this company? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
630 ...and for the last time, please be considerate as to what you bring for lunch. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
631 Listen, I have to swim around in my own shit all day long. I don't need any extra from you clowns. Where are the TPS reports? 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
632 This is not exactly what I had in mind when you told me I could continue to work from home 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
633 What do you mean there is something fishy, Mark? Some political correctness would be useful here. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
634 If we leave him home alone he jumps out of the bowl and plays the tv real loud 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
635 On Fridays I work from home 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
636 I just had a thought bubble. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
637 Ironically, I'm a Taurus. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
638 Transparency is overrated. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
639 A-B-C: Always Buy Cod. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
640 There will be five more bowls here before tomorrow's meeting. I will not be taking any questions. Meeting adjourned. 1.3188 0.05045 160 124 21 15
641 Well, for obvious reasons, I've never been one for out-of-the-box thinking. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
642 The whole thing sounds human. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
643 But can you truly empathize when all of you breathe air? 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
644 First we’ll go over this proposal, then we’ll look at the sales figures, and then around three-thirty someone needs to feed me. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
645 C'mon, people! Let's think outside the bowl! 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
646 I sold my treasure chest and bought the company. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
647 You'll get used to it. And we need the publicity. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
648 My drinking actually makes me better at my job 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
649 I started at the bottom of the pond. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
650 Does nobody take Wacky Wednesday seriously anymore? 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
651 As your manager, I want to tell you our business is underwater & I’m the one experiencing it the most 1.3178 0.04795 129 93 31 5
652 I can’t remember why I called this meeting. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
653 I, personally, don’t have a problem if the company is “under water.” 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
654 Yes, I could get a bigger bowl, but then I'd be a little fish. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
655 Ted, you are not drowning in work. That’s not a thing. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
656 Ok, now we’ll go around the table and everyone says what their spirit animal is. I’ll go first. I’m an eagle. 1.3172 0.05243 145 112 20 13
657 Gotta be honest. I was expecting more of you to be fish. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
658 I understand the need for full disclosure, but I’m not a big fan of transparency. 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
659 When encountering a challenging problem such as this, I advise my clients to think outside the bowl. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
660 This next idea better blow me out of the water 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
661 Buy gold 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
662 What’s the landlubbers perspective? 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
663 With rising sea levels, gilled animals now deserve a seat at the table. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
664 When I was hired it was a work-from-home job 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
665 You’re all out of your depth! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
666 The Sea.E.O. 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
667 Alright...I wanna know which one of you was overheard saying the upcoming Board of Directors election would be "like shootin' fish in a barrel"? 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
668 And you thought my Zoom background was fake. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
669 For once I don’t feel like a fish out of water! 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
670 Our numbers are just like me in a week- right down the toilet! 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
671 tell me what you really think, there’s no use being koi about it 1.3154 0.04373 149 107 37 5
672 Mabel Schwartz left her house and grounds to her beloved poodle ‘Schnitzel’, along with a sizable trust for his life care. The remainder of her estate, including her controlling interest in her late husband’s company, went to the fish. 1.3154 0.05678 130 102 15 13
673 Underwater? How is that a bad thing? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
674 So, as your new CEO, my first order of business will be to remove the non-inclusive department name, 'Human Resources.' 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
675 My strategy for success is to be the big fish in a small pond on a chair in a medium sized room. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
676 I need you all to think outside the bowl. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
677 And last on the agenda. I’m going to need a trigger warning before anyone flushes the toilet. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
678 Frankly Karen, I find your assertion I'm being panglossian rather presumptive. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
679 We need to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
680 Looks like we’re underwater this quarter; I’m fine with it but the Board won’t be… 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
681 More scum. And pants, I want pants. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
682 And because my attention span is greater than yours, I suggest you try to read to the bottom of the memo before voting. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
683 I may be speaking out of school here... 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
684 I got my start on Shark Tank 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
685 I wasn’t being koi. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
686 You're all just jealous that I can still work from home! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
687 That's Mr. Limpet the Third to you 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
688 We should think bigger, out of the bowl 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
689 Hello, I’m the special. Let me tell you a little about me. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
690 As CEO, it was inappropriate for me to flip out there, and I appreciate you, Susan, for putting me back in my bowl. 1.3139 0.04486 137 98 35 4
691 And from now I will be referring to all of you as ‘my small pond’. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
692 They called me a small fry, but look at me now. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
693 I've quit drinking. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
694 I resent your comment ‘Seize the carpe‘ 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
695 The bottom line is if this company is going to grow, I need a bigger bowl! 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
696 I'm here to tell you about the perils of phishing. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
697 I'm not crazy about 'fish out of water' stories. 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
698 Forget the scales we need the Sales. 1.3129 0.05181 147 114 20 13
699 You guys would drown if you were in my place. And that's why I'm the boss. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
700 It looks quite a bit different from my perspective. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
701 We're really on the hook here, and starting to flounder, we really need to scale back ,so are we gonna sink or swim 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
702 Artificial Intelligence should be the least of our worries in the next step of evolution. 1.3125 0.05108 160 126 18 16
703 It’s going to be an upstream battle, but we have to reel in these phishing attacks before they sink us. Who’s ready to dive in? 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
704 Any other ideas to float? 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
705 OK sharks, show me what you've got 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
706 And my biggest weakness is thinking outside the tank. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
707 Think Shark Tank but smaller. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
708 Raise your hand if you can understand anything I am saying. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
709 You may be thinking,"Has HR pushed the envelope on diversity recruitment?" 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
710 On to new business; who are you? 1.3120 0.05613 125 97 17 11
711 These numbers seem human-y to me... 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
712 And you're implying that being underwater is a bad thing??? 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
713 Where’s my sliced beef sandwich? 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
714 Let's face it folks, we're just about keeping our heads above water. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
715 Where was I again? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
716 No rocks, no plastic plants, nothing to swim through. You're all fired. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
717 No more bottled water. The water from the filter is just fine. That's why we bought the filter in the first place. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
718 Let's think outside the bowl this time. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
719 So you feel you’re being held back by some metaphorical glass ceiling. Please, tell me more. 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
720 I think we all agree that our EEO policy is second to none. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
721 Personally, I'm the glass half-full type. 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
722 We've met our diversity goals, so please inform the cat that we appreciate the time and effort it took to apply and welcome future applications to join our team. 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
723 There will be no glass ceiling while I am CEO. 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
724 All I can say is, fish or cut bait. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
725 Who's the wiseacre who printed 'Sea-ee-oo' on my letterhead? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
726 I didn’t get where I am today by acknowledging my place in the food chain.” 1.3101 0.04643 129 93 32 4
727 From a fintech perspective, we think that can be produced at scale. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
728 We have a liquidity problem. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
729 Which of you clowns arranged to have sushi served at the annual company picnic? 1.3099 0.05306 142 111 18 13
730 ...and that's why they call it a Think Tank. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
731 I like it, Smithers. It’s deep. Thinking out of the bowl. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
732 It's either sink or swim! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
733 To improve this company, we've all got to start thinking "outside the bowl." 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
734 It's a metaphor people. Pay attention! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
735 I, too, am wondering why I gathered you here today. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
736 Of course, if you try to get a straight answer from accounting, it always sounds like "blub-blub-blub-blub." 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
737 You won’t just see me rise to the top. You’ll smell me. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
738 Listen, chum, you'll never be as cold-blooded as me. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
739 No Jim, I don't think there's anything 'fishy' about these numbers and I'm offended by the reference. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
740 Listen, we all live in a glass house. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
741 I was promoted to head writer after you went on strike. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
742 Am I the only one who feels we’re treading water? 1.3085 0.04270 188 142 34 12
743 I didn't get here by just swimming in circles. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
744 Not to be dramatic, but my life depends on me working from home. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
745 If it wasn’t for me, this cartoon would be totally generic! 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
746 Before we start this meeting I need one of you to change my water. And no temporarily sticking me in the toilet! 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
747 I'm not some beta for you to push around, Jenkins! 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
748 Think tank. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
749 My college experience was hard to swallow, and so was I. 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
750 personally, I don’t mind that our company’s carbon emissions will contribute to rising sea levels. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
751 No more 'big fish in a small pond' mindset. All in favor of my expansion to a 100 gallon tank with a corner view, vote Aye! 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
752 Yes, the company is underwater. So what? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
753 Ok folks... who came up with "take your cat to work day"?! 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
754 I can’t throw stones. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
755 Hear me out, it's a 'fish *in* the water' story. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
756 To meet our quarterly budget, I propose we discontinue flood insurance. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
757 Let’s take a break. It seems you all need to grab some air.” 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
758 I called you all to this meeting because you have to all stop feeding me when you walk by my bowl. Once a day is plenty. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
759 While you’re working to save the environment, how about changing the water in my bowl 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
760 Well, that's settled. We'll be moving corporate headquarters into Lake Superior. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
761 So....I've heard some complaints that I am always working from home. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
762 As your new CEO, 'teach a man to fish' is no longer our mission statement. 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
763 I recommend the beef. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
764 Since we're sharing grievances, I'd just like to note that I can never get any privacy around here. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
765 I propose we do introductions one more time 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
766 We like to think of ourselves as one big school here. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
767 Sorry, can you repeat that for the hundredth time? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
768 What C-suites picture when HR schedules mandatory Phishing training for Cybersecurity Awareness Month. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
769 Listen, we need to start thinking outside the bowl 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
770 I’m the boss’s way of saying we need even more diversity. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
771 That's my opinion, but then again I may be living in a bubble. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
772 Let's get down to bass tacks. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
773 And remember, if one of you dies, don't replace them- I'll know. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
774 I'd make a great Speaker of the House. I'm a natural at flip flopping and forgetting promises made just moments ago. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
775 Actually, I want this company to be underwater. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
776 ... And, yes, my memory is longer than three seconds. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
777 Grbbrgrb. Grbrgrg grb brggbrgrrrgb! 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
778 Can’t anyone hear me?! 1.3056 0.04327 144 104 36 4
779 I think we can all agree that rising water levels are good for everyone 1.3054 0.04858 167 131 21 15
780 What is this meeting about again? I forgot. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
781 I’d bring the perspective to the company of someone on the inside looking out. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
782 I need to focus. Tell Sylvia to get in here and change my water. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
783 My position is fluid, so let's hear everyone's opinions. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
784 Ok, obviously RIP Mr. Price. That being said, we're finally called Fisher Toys. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
785 Who came up with thinking outside the bowl? You're fired. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
786 It was not me. It was the bubbler. Stay focused, Larry! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
787 You were expecting a shark? I'd like to see a shark make it from carnival prize to CEO without getting flushed. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
788 What's bubbling to the top this week? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
789 Well, a more global view is imperative . 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
790 There will be no sushi in the cafeteria as long as I am CEO! 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
791 Who knows more about liquidity? No one here, that’s for sure. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
792 On the other hand, my glasses aren't fogging up. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
793 Blub blub blub. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
794 Our balance sheet maybe under water, but I'm okay with that! 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
795 Seek more funding from 'Shark Tank?'--That's a terrible idea! 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
796 Why are we all staring at this fish with glasses on? 1.3037 0.05390 135 106 17 12
797 As my accounting team, I expect you to verify that this fish bowl is three times bugger than it looks. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
798 For my salary, I require market price. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
799 Listen up, you 'sea' of mediocrity! I've encountered algae with more IQ points. Start swimming faster, or prepare to join the ranks of corporate scum! 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
800 You people need to stop living in your own little bubble! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
801 Let's think out of the tank. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
802 Bob, you’re way out of your depth on this one. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
803 It’s still Mr. Murdoch to you, not Rupert. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
804 First, the fishwich is off the menu. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
805 Yes, Sol died and left the business to me. Let's just move on. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
806 Whether you like it or not, I won election to the board. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
807 We need to liquidate our assets to stay afloat. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
808 I see everyone got the Diversity invite” 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
809 You've lost my attention. 1.3020 0.04227 149 108 37 4
810 Oh, yeah? Good luck finding plenty of ME in the sea. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
811 We’re just going around in circles here, people. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
812 You want me to take our idea to show called …‘Shark Tank’? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
813 We need more diversity, I'm the only one here with gills. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
814 Will my new office have views of the river? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
815 Just trust me. This company is not underwater. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
816 ...and I'm tired of jokes about CEO's living in a fishbowl. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
817 Before we start, could someone get me a glass of water? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
818 We need some kind of a gimmick. 1.3008 0.05648 123 97 15 11
819 I ‘m a bit concerned about our current ‘bring your cat to work’ policy. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
820 Gentlemen- it's been a long cycle, but after months of effort I am pleased to announce we're going underwater! 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
821 I started out in a little pond in the lobby, then I spent a few years in the c-suites under a veep's bamboo plant, and I hope to retire in the sky garden. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
822 The first agenda item of the day is: what the hell happened 15 seconds ago? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
823 Yes I’m a little fish but I’m The Big Fish around here. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
824 During lockdown, I just set my background as the ocean and you couldn't tell. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
825 I’ve had it with all these leaks. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
826 LOVE this chair...it's so fin de siecle. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
827 Welcome to the Goldfish Sachs board, Louise. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
828 I'll hear your pitches now, but please, no hooks. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
829 This meeting is adjourned, we'll reconvene Tuesday in Long Island Sound. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
830 I was named Chairman in his will. Get over it! 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
831 I know I am underwater,but third-quarter projections are very promising. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
832 Anything but seafood for lunch. 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
833 After today, it’s sink or swim. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
834 And I want that report finished and in my bowl by end of business today. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
835 Manhattan, huh? You guys are the ones living in a fishbowl! 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
836 OK, diversity in the workplace, yeah I get it, but can you just throw me back in the East River now? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
837 They have a great wine selection. The Cabernet pairs well with the fish flakes. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
838 Be grateful they just sent me and not the hammerhead. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
839 If I can come into the office, then everyone else can stop complaining about not working from home anymore! 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
840 OK, I'll start. The most common fear is being flushed down the toilet. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
841 I’ll circle and circle and circle and circle back to you on that. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
842 If one more person says anything about "liquidity," I'm getting out of this bowl. 1.2991 0.04421 117 83 33 1
843 I say we flood the market! 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
844 Well of course all my ideas sound fishy! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
845 Ok, good work team. We’ve reached the target for this fiscal year and our numbers are up. Now how about some of that flakey fish food? 1.2987 0.05140 154 123 16 15
846 You know my opinion…sink or swim 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
847 Who said anything about a fishing expedition? 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
848 They loved this idea on "Shark Tank." 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
849 Come on, give me something fresh! 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
850 Your last CEO was afraid to speak his mind, so I’m sure you’ll be relieved to hear I have no filter. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
851 Let's go around one more time. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
852 They told me I was crazy to hire humans, but look at us now. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
853 This is always the corner office 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
854 OK folks, let's think inside the bowl. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
855 Relax. They're just dusting my table. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
856 This past quarter we were a little underwater. Well done team. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
857 This organization is committed to diversity and inclusion. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
858 Look, the location for the new branch is the bottom of the East River. Deal with it. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
859 I'd love to get a tiny castle before the bubble bursts. 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
860 Calling me "the snack that smiles back" is workplace harassment. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
861 The report said that global sea levels have risen by about 6 to 8 inches over the past century yet I don't feel a thing. Climate change is a hoax ! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
862 Flood mitigation, hogwash! What we really need to worry about is drought. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
863 Fishy? Damned right! Got a problem with that? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
864 Leaving water to dwell on land was the first mistake. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
865 I brought you in on this meeting to discuss the recent phishing e-mails 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
866 As your Treasurer, I must report that the company is now underwater. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
867 For the record, we had no idea that it was poisonous to cats. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
868 You must not drain the swamp! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
869 They always said I had a dry sense of humor. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
870 I’d like to go back to whatever Maria said three seconds ago… 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
871 Take it from me; you can really go places with a little fish in a big pond mentality. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
872 This is what happens when you reply to a phishing email. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
873 This firm brought in ten billion last year. Would it kill us if I had a larger bowl? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
874 I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here today... and how. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
875 Let’s just circle around and forget it ever happened. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
876 Great discussion. Thank you for bringing it up, Rob. We'll all get a turn sitting in the big chair. Next item? 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
877 You’re sure you don’t need water? 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
878 If I wanted deep thinkers, I'd visit the Mariana Trench! 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
879 If you'll all turns your heads for a moment, I need a bathroom break. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
880 From my point of view you’re all wet! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
881 Remember DEI stands for Diversity, Equality, and Immersion 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
882 I'm not on the hook for that. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
883 Someone else needs to set the agenda. See? My notes show he seems to bring this topic up, like, every seven seconds or so. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
884 The world is looking at the American Fishbowl anticipating what might happen next with democracy. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
885 Folks, we have to keep this project moving or it dies. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
886 Your society has proved time and time again that leaders can have the brain of a goldfish. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
887 Whomever suggested sushi for our next corporate event needs to be fired immediately. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
888 I want us to become a big fish in a big pond. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
889 It’s a think tank. What the hell do you think you’re here for 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
890 As global warming continues, you all will need to eventually evolve back to the sea. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
891 Seems fishy to me. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
892 Who's the guy in the suit? 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
893 What's a coffee break? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
894 Anyone who heats fish in the office microwave is fired. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
895 Not to state the obvious, but there’s something fishy about these numbers 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
896 Going on Shark Tank is off the table. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
897 We need a catchy hook. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
898 So, thinking outside the bowl…” 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
899 Monica,please turn the page. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
900 Scale Up" "Scale Back",I'm tired of your micro aggressions 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
901 OK - lets's start this meeting off with a FishBowl exercise. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
902 I can't remember the last time we met like this. Who are you? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
903 One fish, two fish, three fish…you’re all fired. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
904 There’s a perception that the management of this company needs to evolve. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
905 I understand your frustrations, I do. I wish we all could work from home, but I kinda have to, you know? 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
906 Seriously? I’m the only one who thinks we’re in too deep?!? 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
907 I realize you must all feel a bit like a fish out of water. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
908 "Unfortunately, Cat Johnson is no longer with the firm." 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
909 It's so simple. The big fish feed on the small fish. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
910 So, I'm told that you're an avid fisherman, Bob? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
911 Just let my idea float for a while 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
912 I'd like to circle back to that topic. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
913 Memo to staff: Stop overfeeding me. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
914 Now…..about this bowl…. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
915 We gotta start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
916 The small pond was increasingly competitive, so my coach suggested a bowl might help me recapture that big fish energy. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
917 Thanks for coming, everyone. Let's get swimming. I mean, started. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
918 As sole heir of Mr. Howard's estate making me Chairman of the Board, I direct this Board to move future meetings to be held in the company's swimming pool. 1.2933 0.05054 150 119 18 13
919 This isn't the think tank I was hoping for. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
920 OK, let's get two things straight: 1) I am not a cold fish, I'm a Goldfish, and 2) our company is NOT underwater... 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
921 We need to think outside the bowl for this one. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
922 I’m sorry what was I saying ? 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
923 A good discussion, and I plan on circling back, and circling back, and circling back with each one of you. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
924 Sorry about the bubbles, I had beans for lunch. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
925 All right, let's wrap it up, you know I have an attention span of three sec... 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
926 They asked me, "How's the water?" So I answered, "What's water?" 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
927 Let's try to think outside the bowl here. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
928 You say "underwater" like that's a bad thing. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
929 I don’t know. It’s not like I have a crystal ball. 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
930 And then he asked me if I knew the special, and I asked him, "You mean my uncle?" 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
931 You’ve got great gills, Linda. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
932 Furthermore, there will be big changes in the cafeteria. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
933 This is Herb's new look...he's usually a fish out of water. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
934 No Courtney, it's NOT like shooting fish in a barrel. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
935 You may be our least senior member, Simpkins, but I think everyone here will agree you've been a real breath of fresh water. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
936 Considering my lifespan, where do you see yourselves in three weeks?” 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
937 ‘Small pond’ my ass! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
938 Let's go ahead and strike "swimming with the fishes" from our vocabulary. 1.2920 0.04415 137 101 32 4
939 Your point is well taken. Our finances are definitely under water! 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
940 Yep, it's true: your intended audience will forget you before I do 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
941 You've got 3 seconds to impress me- go! 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
942 We don’t have room in the budget for air 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
943 The estate was not as solvent as you may have assumed... 1.2914 0.04936 151 119 20 12
944 Whattya say we all do the right thing and order unagi Don or teriyaki instead of sushi. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
945 Test time's up. Quit fishing around for the right answer. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
946 This may come as a shock to no one, but the company is underwater. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
947 I want to see more depth here! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
948 Schools will be destroyed! Yes, I’m concerned about global warming! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
949 You're on mute 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
950 The company's underwater, that's why I'm here. 1.2908 0.04215 141 103 35 3
951 Okay, Alice. It was a onetime Vegas business convention hookup thing. Stop looking at me like I'm 'The Catch of the Day' for crying out loud. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
952 My main professional advantage is being the big fish in a small pond. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
953 No plastics. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
954 I dunno guys it seems fishy to me. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
955 It has come to my attention, Johnson, that you suggested 'Sushi Tuesdays.' Do you care to explain yourself? 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
956 I've never tried blowfish myself. Unless you count that one time in college. heh heh. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
957 I’m going to need a ride home after work, as I seem to have misplaced my bicycle. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
958 And the ending to this one ain’t so happy…what if they don’t find Nemo this time?!? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
959 With sea levels rising, more aquatic life will be in our cities. There's a market opportunity there and we need to be positioned for it! 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
960 We need more oxygen in the room 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
961 Yeah, I’m a fish in a business meeting. What if I said some stupid shit like: ‘those numbers sound a little fishy to me!’ I’d probably win the New Yorker cartoon contest. But I ain’t saying some shit like that. Because that’s stupid. I’m an adult. 1.2899 0.05265 138 110 16 12
962 They wouldn't even let ME work from home. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
963 I’m reminded of something my father said the day I took over for him and had him flushed down the toilet…” 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
964 C'mon, you folks need to start thinking inside the bowl. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
965 Larry's the name. Liquidity's the game. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
966 This ad campaign needs to be unforgettable! Even for someone with a three second memory span!" 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
967 I see this proposal a little fishy. Moving on. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
968 We’re gonna have to keep this meeting to ten seconds. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
969 The presentation was fine, but I wasn’t exactly bowled over. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
970 All in favor of having a little castle as our logo, say aye. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
971 Our first order of business is who's gonna feed me." 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
972 Let's circle back to this topic later. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
973 The job requirements seem very simple, so where's the hook? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
974 So, until I can fix this problem, the public message is that I've gone on a diving holiday, okay? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
975 So, I'd like to explain my burial preferences. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
976 Sorry. The will is valid and states only 1% goes to living human relatives. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
977 Mr Fish you’re on mute. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
978 And the cafeteria will feature "FISH-FREE FRIDAYS" all year long. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
979 I want to talk about scaling the business. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
980 I'm here to help you scale up. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
981 Let’s try the new approach, just for the halibut 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
982 Okay! Okay! We’ll get you a bigger fish bowl! 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
983 Read my bubbles... 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
984 Our company is under water & I need you to deal with it. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
985 I'm the company's Lquid Asset. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
986 Good news! The new labor conract allows a 24/7 taco bar and all the dried shrimp you can eat. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
987 I appreciate everyone's help with getting these reports done. I just couldn't get my head above water this week. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
988 I'm tired of the "don't be koi" and "that idea is gold" comments. 1.2879 0.05327 132 105 16 11
989 Come on gang, this is swimming with the tide. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
990 Annex B, sub-clause 2.2 should make explicitly clear that... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? 1.2877 0.05047 146 116 18 12
991 I'll circle back on that in a few moments. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
992 First, I'd like to review our new policies concerning working from home. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
993 The glasses do NOT make him more relatable, Frank. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
994 You're probably wondering why I asked you all here today. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
995 Only I get to work from home 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
996 So your very first question is "Where did I get my glasses?" 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
997 Don't worry,they'll forget they said no in a few seconds 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
998 Let's first agree to disagree on the work environment issue. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
999 The network's only requirements were someone orange and slimy. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1000 We're going around in circles here! 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1001 is it me or are we underwater on this deal” 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1002 ... and my name's not "Gefilte." 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1003 Just make sure I don’t go belly up 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1004 Total transparency. I'll go first. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1005 Let's aim to have more liquid assets next year 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1006 We need to start thinking outside the tank. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
1007 I’ve heard that some of you are calling me a big fish in a little pond 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1008 It's not the first time I've had to swim with sharks. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1009 Let's circle back to... oh, wait, I forget. In that case, let's circle back to...oh, wait, I forget. In that case... 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
1010 The company’s underwater, well it works for me!” 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1011 “Your jobs are going to depend on whether you sink or swim ….” 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1012 Trust me, I know what it’s like to live in a fishbowl 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
1013 Don't argue with me! I know a bubble when I see on! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1014 Liquidate! 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1015 Sorry, I misspoke. The findings are from The Surgeon General, not The Sturgeon General. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1016 We've brought on board a phishing expert. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1017 All of us are prisoners of our environment. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1018 Let's get tanked! Ha ha, but seriously folks. I'm a fish. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1019 My view of things never changes even if it is limited. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1020 Honestly, I don’t understand why this is better than working remotely? 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1021 I vote for transparency. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1022 I need a larger office! 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1023 And I am NOT underwater. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1024 I’ve heard of a SeaEO but this is ridiculous! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1025 Listen, I’m the only one with the right to carp. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1026 Profit margins are below sea level for the second year running. 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1027 It's $5000 a month but I have great views and no roommates. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1028 People, we need to think outside the bowl. 1.2857 0.04488 119 87 30 2
1029 Yes, Bill, the bowl is prescription but these are reading glasses. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1030 I think the board now has the votes to flush the CEO down the toilet. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1031 Granted, you brought me in because your balance sheet was underwater…but I can’t do my calculations without a pen that works in here! 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1032 Let’s circle back. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1033 Speak frankly, Johnson, I'm the only one who needs to be koi. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1034 Welcome to the first lecture in our Diversity Series: 'A fish out of water 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1035 Initially, I wasn’t thrilled to come aboard. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1036 Sure, let's order in lunch. No sushi for me, please! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1037 Wait a minute. The fish is still talking. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1038 Mark, I’m sure we’re all very impressed with your algorithm that can turn a man into a fish. Let’s see it work in reverse now, shall we? 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1039 Let’s get those numbers up, folks. Daddy needs a new filter. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1040 Why are you asking me? I have the memory of a goldfish. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1041 Our corporate philosophy is Carpe Diem, not CARP Diem! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1042 Sorry, Baxter, but there's no room for suckupfish in this organization. You're out. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1043 If I can make it into the office, why should they get to work from home? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1044 I didn’t get where I am by being timid. I want all of you to think like sharks! 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1045 You can have the house, but the swimming pool is mine. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1046 That’s wat I think, but what do I know, I live in a fishbowl? 1.2836 0.05255 134 107 16 11
1047 Come on, people, I need you to think outside the bowl. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1048 Work Life Balance? I sleep in my office! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1049 I worked my way up from reception. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1050 I can't remember the last time we were all able to get together around a table like this." 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1051 I’d like to know why every idea I come up with keeps getting flushed down the toilet. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1052 Before we review these numbers, I would like to remind everyone to ignore my resting fish face. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1053 I promised you transparency. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1054 Any leads on my missing treasure chest? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1055 Thank you all for coming. We owe this family gathering to Ancestry . Com. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1056 Who's having sushi? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1057 The big boss is out today, so I'm here to be the thing in the seat you stare blankly at or pretend to listen to. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1058 ‘…and they should be orange, and crunchy, and they should look like me-’ 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1059 Where's the intern with the God damned bagels?! 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1060 I feel like we're going in circles. 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
1061 As the new CEO, I'd appreciate it if you address me as MR. Bubbles." 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
1062 Now that we've all be reintroduced don't make me circle this bowl again! 1.2824 0.05339 131 105 15 11
1063 This is my distance bowl, dammit. Can someone please put me in my reading bowl 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1064 Let's not talk about scaling here. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1065 The last marketing campaign really floundered so I’m leading the next one. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1066 Pitch me! You’ve 3 seconds… 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1067 At least they can't complain about a lack of transparency 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1068 So, here’s how I see it. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1069 Who’s the jerk who placed the lunch order for sushi? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
1070 I’m on mute. I’m always on mute. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1071 Guess which one of us lives in a shark proof world. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1072 Effective immediately, the snack drawer will be changing to cheddar bunnies. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1073 Honestly, I’m the last one in this family who needs an intervention. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1074 I didn’t realize this is what you meant when you said we’d be having fish for dinner. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1075 I'm going to need everyone to tell me their names just fifty more times. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1076 Don't pretend you can't hear me! 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1077 People, you've got to think outside the bowl. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1078 Stan, Right? Can you be sure to take notes. I can't remember what we decided nine seconds ago. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1079 I appreciate everyone not ordering sushi tonight. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1080 It’s more than just a glass ceiling, Carol. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1081 Ability to operate in different environments is essential within this organization. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1082 And for my final resting place, I choose the guest bathroom. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1083 As you all know I’ve been going through some changes lately. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1084 Quit fishing for compliments. It won't work. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1085 Why all the long faces? 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1086 Let’s think Inside the bowl today. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1087 Welcome to Fish Tank, all your ideas stink. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1088 My commute was hell. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1089 Not every eccentric leaves their money to their cats and dogs. I'm a Koi so let's work on our 20 year business plan. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1090 I may be out of my depth here. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1091 In five years, I went from being a big fish in a small pond to CEO in an executive-suite fishbowl. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1092 ‘I’m underwater, you’re underwater…This whole company is underwater!’ 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1093 I'm all wet? You're all wet! 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1094 Let me assure you, Alice, this is a very small pond. 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
1095 Let's all think outside of the bowl. [caption by Ray Petersen] 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1096 I'm sorry everyone. What did I just say? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1097 Just because I sit here all day blowing bubbles does not mean I can't fire you . 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
1098 Me? I like to be a big fish in a small pond 1.2797 0.04485 118 87 29 2
1099 I'm not the only one who's under water. 1.2794 0.04134 136 100 34 2
1100 Okay, so I'm no octopus. That doesn't mean I'm not smart. 1.2793 0.06026 111 91 9 11
1101 What's so bad about being a little wet behind the ears? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1102 Do you like my new glasses? 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1103 I just don’t see why you guys can’t come to my place. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1104 And no more cats allowed. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1105 So, guess who won the office pool this week. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1106 Can you be more definitive, Ted? You keep talking in circles. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1107 Before I start this business meeting, I have a question for Howard. Howard, is it true that you purchased a fishing license? 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1108 I may be a big fish in a little pond, but you guys don’t even have a pond! 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1109 Even if it's the same joke as 7 minutes ago, you still have to laugh. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1110 And I’ll see you when I’m back from my vacation at Sea World. 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
1111 Your problem is you can't see the forest, whatever that is, for the trees, whatever those are. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1112 I sense something humany about you all! 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1113 Grab your snorkels. This company is about to become environmentally friendly. 1.2788 0.04625 104 76 27 1
1114 Don't forget, this is a fluid situation. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1115 I'm afraid we're all underwater now. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1116 I worked my way up from the waiting room. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1117 Could we all just think outside the bowl for one minute? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1118 I move we support continuing the policy of working from home. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1119 We will now read the minutes of the last 5 minutes 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1120 Guys, please stop staring at me. I feel like I’m in a fish bowl. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1121 The sushi is awful here! 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
1122 Ladies and gentlemen, your quarterly reports are fascinating, but my insights on liquidity are truly unparalleled. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1123 HRs new diversity requirement. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1124 Is this an intervention? I know I drink a lot. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1125 Some of you may think we’ve regressed. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1126 I don't supposed that "edible" appears on any one else's list of desirable traits. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1127 Whose idea was it to put surf & turf on all our restaurants’ menu? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1128 I’m really looking forward to forgetting about this meeting. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1129 The fish-out-of-water thing makes me uncomfortable. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1130 If I may, sinking companies are kind of my expertise field. 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1131 And I told them, "There's plenty of fish in the sea, but what about one in a bowl." 1.2774 0.05255 137 111 14 12
1132 And that's how David Foster Wallace changed my life. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1133 I think you're all suffering, from what we like to call, "living in a fish bowl". 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1134 Do I have to get IT to explain phishing again? 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1135 Hey! At least I'm better than that old crab who sat here last week! 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1136 I opted to be a big fish in a bigger pond. 1.2768 0.04247 112 81 31 0
1137 Just agree with him- he won't remember 30 seconds from now anyway 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
1138 We'll break for lunch, but nobody orders baked salmon or a tuna sandwich like last week...okay? 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1139 As the new Speaker of the House, I vow full transparency. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1140 At least mine has water. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1141 And next to the new High Rise we put a sparkly castle and a big statue of Spongebob. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1142 Look folks, if can come into the office, so can you. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1143 People, we need to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1144 I may be all wet, but hear me out.. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1145 Sometimes the cubicle design makes me feel like I am in a fishbowl. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1146 Actually I did NOT like that ‘Ted Lasso’ show 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1147 Sorry, but no...you can't work remotely from Johnny's bedroom. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1148 Yes, the poll results are horrible, but I'm not worried. I'll forget all of this in 5 minutes. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1149 I'm still adapting to remote work. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1150 Explain to me again why I can’t be in charge of taking the minutes?? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1151 Their house white is extraordinarily dry. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1152 You'd never know it, but I'm just spitballing here... 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1153 I have a surprisingly expansive world view. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1154 Believe me, the key to success is liquidity! 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1155 I.T. tells me that I fell victim to a phishing scam. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1156 Why are you looking at me like we're about to go belly up? 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1157 You people make me sick! 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1158 Clickbait! More clickbait…that’s what drives ratings!!! 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1159 Team, here we have no glass ceilings. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1160 I've built this organization to accomplish my lifelong vision: daily feedings and water changes 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1161 Hey Team, we're underwater here. Get those sales figures up! 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1162 Do you people know you are breathing air! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1163 All in favor of a castle, say 'Aye.' 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1164 I’ll have the Surf and Turf but can you substitute the surf for fish flakes? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1165 What this firm needs is more liquidity. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1166 In this job, it helps to have a short memory. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1167 Now that we've hooked them, let's reel them in. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1168 If I’ve said it once, or a thousand times, this is a sink or swim business! 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1169 You're probably wondering why both of my eyes are on the same side of my head today. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1170 I feel like we’re swimming in circles. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1171 I'll have a Perrier. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1172 So for the last wish I said, “I wish I could breath under water.” 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1173 Glub glub glub. Layoffs. Glub. 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1174 My ideas are gold. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1175 And that's when I said, 'there are guppies and sharks in this world and you, sir, can call me Jaws! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1176 Trust me, being under water isn't as bad as it sounds. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1177 I’m not great with names. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1178 When the board offered me CEO, I took it—hook, line and sinker. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1179 How come you all stopped writing? I come up with a new idea every three seconds. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1180 A seafood restaurant? On my birthday? Really? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1181 Can everyone hear me? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1182 I challenge you all to think outside the bowl. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1183 Today, our guest speaker will explain why we'll soon be underwater. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1184 Sorry, I've been totally underwater. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1185 We need some dirt on the pescatarians. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1186 Diversity counts. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1187 Put it in an off-shore account. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1188 Magic spell. Isn't that how you got through Harvard? 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1189 Today’s special—“Royal Piranha under glass!!” 1.2727 0.05378 121 97 15 9
1190 Of course, we all know there is no "I" in "Team," but there IS a "I" in "Fish." 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1191 Your ideas are quite laudable, but I know where we all came from. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1192 Our stocks are not in the best shape, but I promise you we're not going to drown. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1193 Classic big fish in a little bowl syndrome 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1194 I’m fine with just waiting until the oceans rise. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1195 I’m sorry for shouting, Dave. I thought you said fishing email. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1196 Because I am Chairman of the Bowl, that's why! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1197 I guess you finally caught me. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1198 Great news -- our finances are now under water! 1.2719 0.04367 114 84 29 1
1199 I think it's time for everyone to return to the office. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1200 Unless you’ve been swallowed at a frat house or flushed down a toilet nobody cares what you think, people! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1201 No, I’m not exaggerating on my resume! I literally did lead a team 50,000 navigating through troubled waters. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1202 I'm glad to see you're all thinking outside the bowl 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1203 It's a reality show about small investors. I call it "Guppy Tank." 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1204 One of you has been overfeeeding me and I wanna know who! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1205 Listen, you guys are the ones who said you wanted a fresh perspective.” 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1206 I'm not taking the bait. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1207 I didn't get to be where I am by thinking inside the bowl. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1208 It’s been a struggle climbing the corporate ladder… 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1209 I used to be a small fish in a big pond. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1210 You have three seconds to make your case before I even forget who you are. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1211 Sushi is not on the menu 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1212 I am THE fish in this sea. 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1213 The business is under water and you're blaming ME??? 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1214 You think you're under a great deal of scrutiny. How do you think I've felt my entire life in this bowl. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1215 ...and then I said, 'what's water?' 1.2705 0.05464 122 99 13 10
1216 Before we get started, can I get anyone some water? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1217 You may have noticed, I have no filter. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1218 We drown them with social media, and then they'll be hooked. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1219 If you want to get rid of me you’ll need a lot more than these baseless allegations. A little green net, for instance. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1220 Sharon, read me back the notes from five seconds ago 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1221 I need those reports on my bowl by 5. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1222 this seems like a fishy business 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1223 Agenda Item 1: I'd like to emphasize that our "bring your pet to work" day does not include cats. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1224 I'm telling you, folks, this apartment is 33,000 square feet! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1225 I'm counting on all of you to think outside the bowl 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1226 People we actually want to *avoid* a flush economy! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1227 I'll say it again -- transparency is the key to success. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1228 What? I decided to work from home today! 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1229 Alright, you’ve got 15 seconds.” 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1230 We need more on this -- who can do a deep dive? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1231 Just keep swimming. That’s my Ted Talk. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1232 I was chosen as the big fish in your small pond. Deal with it. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1233 I need you guys to think outside the bowl. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1234 What I really need from all of you is to tell me what I said seven seconds ago. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1235 Due to budget cuts, I am now officing out of the water cooler. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
1236 I know you asked for a corporate shark, but I've still got what it takes. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1237 I, for one, believe that we should live and breathe liquid assets 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1238 My word is as good as gold. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1239 Sell the cats now! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1240 Bob will now read the seconds of our last meeting. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1241 You have no idea what it's like living your life in a fish bowl. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1242 We're gonna need to work our tails off. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1243 Anyone remember why we called this meeting? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1244 Incidentally, does anyone know what happened to my bicycle. I need it tonight to return to my pond. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1245 And finally, don’t overcommit. If I find out that you’re flakey, I will eat you for breakfast. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1246 OK! 'Shark Tank' here we come! 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
1247 It’s difficult when everyone sees me as the token goldfish. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1248 Next big thing. Underwater apartments. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1249 What, you've never seen a fish wearing glasses before? 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1250 Let's float some debentures 1.2689 0.04253 119 88 30 1
1251 The cat tried to pull off a hostile takeover, but I showed him who's boss. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1252 There are plenty of fish in the sea, but how many are standing in front of you right now? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1253 Hear that flush? Oscar will not be joining us today. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1254 I know that you all think that I'm in over my head, but hear me out on this one... 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1255 I'm the only thing keeping place afloat. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1256 Sounds good! Let's throw it in the water and see if it floats! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1257 Very funny. Who ordered sushi? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1258 I don't see why staff can't both come to the office and work from home. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1259 Who Ordered the Fish? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1260 C'mon folks, let's think outside the bowl on this one... 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1261 Stop living in a bubble. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1262 I like to call it working at home at work. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1263 Don't be so smug! Your ancestors lived in water too. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1264 Now, which of you put the ‘’Gone Fishing’ sign on my office door? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1265 I called this m—wait, why did I call this meeting? 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1266 That sounds fishy. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1267 Are you guys taking notes? You're going to need to know how to do this when the city goes under water. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1268 I said I wanted to have a fiscal discussion, not fish bowl 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1269 There’s something fishy going on around here. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1270 I want you to think out of the bowl on this one. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1271 You don't eat shushi? Really? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1272 As CEO. it’s my job to make the difficult decisions, and it’s my nature to quickly forget the details. You’re here to take responsibility for my actions. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1273 Glenda, you make some good points. But they still don't overcome my concerns about future liquidity." 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1274 Is the steak here any good ? 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1275 Behind this disguise, I’m a shark. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1276 Liquify EVERYTHING! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1277 First, we need to investigate all the phishing going on. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1278 I've vowed to never be criticized as a fish out of water." 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1279 I don't want to pull rank,but we're done ordering sandwiches for lunch. From now on, protein flakes! 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1280 No Walt, I actually do remember what you said 10 minutes ago. That's a very hurtful stereotype. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1281 First, we need to dispel this rumor that something fishy is going on here. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1282 Smoke free since forever, and swim everyday, the old school habits got me here. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1283 First order of business, reinstall water coolers. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1284 Diversity was the goal, and I think we've finally achieved it, but adding the plant would be a step too far. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1285 Shark Tank? Really? Who's the big fish here anyway? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1286 No, I am not a diversity hire! 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1287 A fish restaurant, really? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1288 My poll numbers are great! Don't even think about flushing me down the toilet! 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1289 Sales numbers are underwater—and I love that! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1290 No more Mr. Catch and Release guy. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1291 Let me remind you where you all came from. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1292 I've called this meeting to announce that the glass ceiling has been replaced with the glass fishbowl. I hope you can breathe under water. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1293 Now you know how I feel 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1294 I got to this position on my own merits ... but having "Gold" in my name didn't hurt. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1295 Read my Lips! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1296 The good news is, fish stocks are rebounding 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1297 Who wants to pick up my dry cleaning? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1298 To be frank, we've discovered a leak in the department. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1299 That's SEA- E-O. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1300 Forget that I own this company,and tell my why everyone thinks my ideas are fishy? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1301 So we take advantage of the next flood and exploit new territory. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1302 For the last time, you're not booking me on Shark Tank 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1303 This company is tanking! 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1304 It's good to see everyone back at the office. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1305 What did you expect....'Shark Tank' ?? 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1306 What do you mean, we started this meeting twenty seconds ago?! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1307 I'm afraid we had to scale down this year's diversity training. Please welcome our guest speaker, Goldie. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1308 Our profits are floating on top of my world. Great Job! Thanks to you all. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1309 If you do not like my proposal, there are many other fish in the sea. Not as many who can speak, though. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1310 'They needed a seamless replacement for running this fraudulent organization - and I'm orange, with a three second memory, and everything I own is underwater.' 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1311 I wish I could tell you that I got to where I am on my own two feet 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1312 Since I became CEO, there have been rumors that there is something fishy going on around here. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1313 Next person to say 'circle back' gets fired. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1314 He’s saying that with social media we all live in a fishbowl . 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1315 Don't believe anyone who tells you we're underwater. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1316 I'm not the 'fish out of water' in this meeting.... 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1317 Would Catch of the Day be an insensitive choice? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1318 I hate to burst your bubble but I do not think this wedding will work out 1.2640 0.05345 125 102 13 10
1319 Speak up. It sounds like you are underwater. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1320 It says here he's been successful negotiating with barracudas and sharks, a skill-set that should transfer nicely here. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1321 Guys I can't read this shit 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1322 Is there anything on your lists about feeding me? 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1323 It looks like we need to do more testing on our new vitamins. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1324 Pirañas beat out Sharks in every boardroom there be. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1325 Stop with this "fish out of water" nonsense! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1326 If you want to be sharks, you have to think like sharks! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1327 Really, the whole "fish out of water" thing is so played out. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1328 This boss is really fishy! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1329 They're really pushing the fish special tonight. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1330 There’s something fishy about this orange fellow. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1331 Sir, the employees feel your return to office policy is unfair, considering you're still allowed to work from home. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1332 I tell you the truth, one of you will flush me. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1333 And that is why I have the corner tank. Next item? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1334 Of course we'll need inflation to stay afloat 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1335 My first decision as president is to remove sushi from the canteen menu. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1336 I swam in for this? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1337 You clowns remind me of my younger days as a carnival prize. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1338 Sorry, what was that you said 6 seconds ago? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1339 And to those of you speculating on whether I've actually died and been replaced by the Board of Directors; well, you'll never really know, will you? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1340 So, I'm proposing a new upstream marketing strategy! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1341 Can someone look at the meeting minutes and remind me what I said 30 seconds ago? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1342 I don’t care what this meeting is about! It should not be called when mother is out! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1343 Sheila in Casting's put me in charge of the Little Mermaid franchise. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1344 It pains me to report there's been a fishing attempt. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1345 I refuse to order anything, or anyone, I might be related to. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1346 Let’s quickly go over what we discussed two seconds ago. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1347 And what makes you think a streaming service would work? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1348 Team, I've got great news: We're under water! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1349 In a sink-or-swim business, you have to have a short memory. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1350 Of course, we are talking out of school. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1351 Have you tried "Fisher" investments? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1352 Keep it simple — let’s not boil the ocean here. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1353 I'll forget this in 30 seconds so we have to act fast. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1354 As shown in the prospectus we are going to concentrate on liquid assets. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1355 Personally, I prefer chicken. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1356 I can't believe that we only have sushi menus. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1357 Okay, let’s go around the table and have everybody introduce themselves. . . . Okay, let’s go around the table and have everybody introduce themselves. . . . 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1358 I forget…who are you? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1359 Next week I will be out of the office backpacking with Johnson here because I like to keep my employees in mortal fear. Also, I have never been to the mountains. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1360 So, who’s the big fish now?! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1361 Well, I think the company 'taking on water' is a good thing. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1362 It says here that his turn-ons are fish flakes, tepid water and swimming in circles. His turn-offs are government shut-downs and costume jewelry. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1363 We're switching to nude business casual, so lose the suits and dresses. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1364 Let's stick it on a hook and see who bites. 1.2613 0.04380 111 83 27 1
1365 Google it. 1.2613 0.05682 111 91 11 9
1366 This campaign is a loser Smithers, we need a hook, a bigger hook I tell ya” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1367 To think outside the box?!... That’s already what I always do. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1368 I always need to work from home. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1369 Now that the merger is complete, it is my pleasure to announce that early next month, corporate headquarters will shift to my home in deepest San Francisco Bay... 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1370 Yes we love the new beach house, you all should visit us soon. The wife and I practically live in the water. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
1371 Yes, we're underwater now, but it's only temporary. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1372 Great, now the New Yorker is just drawing episodes of American Dad and asking you to fire up a meme generator. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1373 Explain this concept of ‘drowning’ in debt. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1374 If you said it more than five seconds ago, I already forgot. It's still two seconds longer than Musk could remember anything. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1375 Nice idea, but it's gotta have a hook 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1376 ”A guy swims into a bar and… 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1377 I don’t come to your house and tell you it’s dirty. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1378 Full transparency and water tight logic is the way to go here. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1379 As all bubbles, it will burst. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1380 Just remember, I am the big fish here 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1381 Goldfish Sachs 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1382 What the hell is water? 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1383 From hereonout, no more corner offices! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1384 Now, what's this I hear about on-shoring? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1385 Yes, Sharron, I also prefer to work from home 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1386 On LinkedIn, nobody knows you're a goldfish. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1387 I'd rather order out. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1388 I was still in "school" when they put me in the "think tank" 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1389 Well, it's Friday, isn't it? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1390 I know I wasn’t your first choice, but they ran out of the beef, chicken and vegan. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1391 Shall we go out to eat or have our lunch sprinkled in here? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1392 I know the quarterly report looks a little fishy… yes, I embrace my puns!! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1393 Let’s go around the table and introduce ourselves. . . . Let’s go around the table and introduce ourselves. . . . 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1394 Is it just me, or all we all going in circles? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1395 Next time, we meet at my place. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1396 I’m hoping we can make a sea change to our business strategy. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1397 Where was I? Can you read back the minutes from 3 seconds ago? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1398 I believe that offer might tip the scales. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1399 In the interests of time, I went ahead and ordered the freeze-dried mealworms for our starter. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1400 Cash flow, liquid assets, think about them. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1401 I fired Tony; he just sucked the oxygen out of the room. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1402 They like to float their ideas by me first. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1403 Our drug warnings turned out to be true 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1404 Great ideas, everyone - but are they scalable? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1405 Of course, I'll never get a corner office. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1406 All I do is circle back! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1407 Am I the only one drinking? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1408 We’ve done a wonderful job of creating diversity here! However, I want fish removed from the cafeteria menu! 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1409 That's the offishal word! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1410 I just need to use the bathroom before we continue. Ok,where were we. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1411 Sushi is not an option. Pick something else for lunch. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1412 I feel like we're just going around in circles. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1413 Which of you wiseacres put the fishbowl background on these VR goggles? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1414 Sushi for lunch? Seriously? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1415 That seven seconds went fast! What were we talking about? 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1416 Thanks for coming back to the office guys. I was starving. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1417 I made a wish, and I got it! Unfortunately it rhymed with fish. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1418 It was a thing two years ago, but it is over! If I hear that “Baby Shark” one more time I promise you I’ll jump this table, end it all forever. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1419 What did you expect when you put me in charge? Of course we're now under water. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1420 Do you think they have a non-species specific bathroom here? 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1421 well call me Ishmael 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1422 Enough with the fish puns, already! 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1423 So, you thought I was a metaphor? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1424 Am I the only one that doesn’t want to appear on Shark Tank? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1425 Someone here is responsible for the leaks. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1426 Next, we get rid of the house cat. 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
1427 You all better believe I didn’t shy away from overcoming glass ceilings OR glass walls to become CEO of this little pond.” 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1428 As Chief Fish Officer, I regret to inform you that our financials are under water 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1429 In my experience, it is not only the cream that rises to the top. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1430 Uh... Sometimes, baldness skips a generation. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1431 Water is the new oil 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1432 We’ve got plenty of underseas investment opportunities this quarter. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1433 Forget Shark Tank. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1434 Who's taking notes??? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1435 I'll circle back to you on that. As usual. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1436 I'll have to consult some collogues across the pond. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1437 I won't tolerate a toxic environment. One of you needs to change my water. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1438 I resent all these allegations of fishy business practices. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1439 I own 51% of this damn pond. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1440 Stop telling me to think outside the bowl. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1441 My motto here at Goldman Trust is 'Sink or Swim' 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1442 As I was bubbling..... 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1443 It's time to take a deep dive into the future of our company. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1444 That's it on the acquisition front. Now turn around so I can poop. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1445 No, I do not want to be onboarded. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1446 Who’re you calling a glass bowl?! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1447 Sorry I was late. I just couldn’t get out of the castle this morning. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
1448 Well, apparently I underdressed. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1449 Hmm I’ve seem to forgotten why I called you all in here… 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1450 Meet our newest hire, Sleeps-With-Fishes! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1451 We can’t all be sharks Helen ! 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1452 Before we get into the business of the last quarter could somebody please feed me! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1453 Can you say that again in less than three seconds? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1454 "Well frankly, I can think of at least two reasons why microwaving fish in the breakroom is inappropriate. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1455 If you give a fish too much food, he'll die. But if you teach him to manage a company, he'll be CEO for a lifetime. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1456 I didn't get to be the Big Fish by taking bait like that. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1457 That's why they pay me the big sprinkles. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1458 There’s something fishy going on here! 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1459 Sure, all of my arguments are circular but that’s how I operate. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1460 You know, telling me there's cookies in the breakroom is just mean. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1461 Think of it as “A Fish Called Wanda” meets “Titanic”. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1462 Let's not make this a fishing expedition 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1463 It's called "Fishbowl Economics": Just keep the water clean. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1464 I'm not underwater, you're underwater. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1465 Something fishy is going on here! 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1466 We're still under water for the fourth quarter. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1467 Oh stop with the family stories! I’m the 13 goldfish slipped in after the other 12 died and the kids didn’t notice… 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1468 I’m doing a Goggle search. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1469 I'm into transparency. 1.2564 0.04232 117 88 28 1
1470 Let's think outside the fish bowl. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1471 I don't recommend the special of the day. He was a friend of mine. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1472 I don’t recommend the sushi. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1473 I'm living proof, ladies, that the glass ceiling can be shattered... 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1474 Yes, I'm Speaker of the Bowl 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1475 I need you all to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1476 I think I'd make a great candidate for Speaker of the House, considering what I swim around in all day 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1477 I'd like to open the meeting by sharing a first hand account of what it means to be living in a fishbowl. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1478 I'm a shark. period. And if anyone contradicts me I will come after you. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1479 Sorry everyone. I don't know how to turn the filter off on this thing. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1480 I’m filling in for Stella today. Hope that’s ok with everyone. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1481 I've gone from a big fish in a small pond to a little fish in a big chair in a big office in a big town with big dreams. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1482 Your Advisor said, "Buy the talking fish." Now what? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1483 Company policy is clear. We do NOT tap the glass. Bill knew better and that's why he's gone. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1484 If you order fish, I'll jump. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1485 If sales don’t pick up this quarter we’re all going down the toilet! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1486 glub glub, and glub 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1487 Next item on the agenda - fish-free Fridays 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1488 Since we’ve passed the 3 second mark, you’ll need to reintroduce yourselves. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1489 And so my friends, you too could be condemned to drinking just water the rest of your lives. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1490 And finally, can any tell me what I was talking about? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1491 Attention span now being the top criterion for executive appointment, I’m your new CEO. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1492 All assets will immediately be made liquid. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1493 This is the latest trend in prepping for climate change. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1494 Legal says I can’t mention details but we’re scaling. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1495 Yes, I remember Jacques Cousteau well. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1496 This diversity thing may have gotten a bit out of hand. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1497 Is it scalable? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1498 HR and legal advised that he needs an equal seat at the table under our diversity, equity and inclusion policy. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1499 Why am I the only board member criticized for the firm being under water 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1500 Offer 'em 3% and see if they take the bait. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1501 Look, I'm NOT having a starter so none of that 'splitting the bill six ways' shit! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1502 This is taking farm to table a little far. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1503 My name is Squiggy and I'm an alcoholic. I drink like a fish. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1504 It's simple. Just change the menu's in our restaurant chain to Haddock. There's a lot more of them than us tuna. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1505 You didn't hear me complain when I was drowning in work! 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1506 You mean CFO isn't the Chief Fish Officer? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1507 My 3 second memory is certainly helping me deal with these new financials 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1508 We all work in a fishbowl. Get over it. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1509 Thanks, but I'm not really in the mood for sushi 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1510 For starters I’ve asked you countless times, not to bang on the glass… 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1511 You’re on mute, Stan. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1512 Why are all my ideas tanking?! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1513 Now I’ve forgotten why I called this meeting. Again. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1514 I was told our office real estate was underwater. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1515 You’ll get more walk-in traffic if women’s bikinis are half off. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1516 We need to do something about those pesky phishing emails. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1517 You must be wondering why I've called you together...frankly, I've forgotten. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1518 Let's just see what bubbles up. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1519 First off, if you do not know how to swim, I suggest that you learn, and quickly. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1520 I just don't understand all the fuss about rising sea levels. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1521 From my perspective, this company is only as good as its liquid assets. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1522 And now starting the Ichthyosis Support Group. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1523 Why yes. The company is under water. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1524 After the acquisition, I'll show them who's the little fish! 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1525 I hear the fish is delicious but I personally prefer the steak 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1526 You're fired! Now before you leave, can somebody feed me? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1527 I've gathered us all here for a good reason. And before we begin, I need you all to help me find out what that good reason was. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1528 I’m their foremost egg donor. What do you do? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1529 In my experience, sometimes ya gotta swim with sharks to catch the Big Fish. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1530 Really? “Skin in the game”? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1531 As the new SeaEO, I’d like to dive right in. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1532 The first order of business: fish and chips comes off the menu! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1533 You act like going under is a bad thing. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1534 I've called you all here today...to change my water. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1535 It was one of those Ahi moments. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1536 No, really, you've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1537 Now that the glass ceiling as been broken, its time for the rest of you to sink or swim 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1538 If you teach a man to fish, don't let him work here! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1539 I guess this is work from home at work for me…am I right? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1540 My other bowl is 33,000 gallons 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1541 Okay, Jenkins, I'll bite. Figuratively speaking, of course. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1542 Something "humany" is going on here. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1543 Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing, I’m a fish IN water 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1544 Item three. I propose that we change the job title from "Chairman" to "Bowlman." 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1545 So I'm thinking we go for the fish out of water approach 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1546 Can you define the term "starter pet"? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1547 So, what you are saying is, all you hear is blah-blah-blah? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1548 If memory serves... 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1549 Trust me, the client will accept it, hook, line & sinker. Now, you all need to prove that you can survive the fishbowl, because I’ve already taken us upstream. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1550 Refresh my recollection. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1551 With the glaciers melting, it's never been a better time to invest in ocean front property. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1552 Now where were we? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1553 . . .just don't ask about the glasses, ok? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1554 Figure it out...I don't want another fishing expedition... 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
1555 I’m working from home today 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
1556 ... and that's why I say we move this meeting down to the pool! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1557 Does anyone have an app for translating bubbles? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1558 Red. Definitely order a bottle of red. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1559 This motherfucker. 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
1560 This is what diversity looks like. Are you in or out? 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1561 If he keeps having his way, we will soon be underwater 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1562 Okay, team--are we sharks or are we minnows? 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1563 It’s a simple question: “Plain, or Sparkling?” 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1564 My first order of business: Disable automatic flushing in the executive bathroom. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1565 My name is Wanda 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1566 I hate feeling like the board is watching me all the time. 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
1567 I don’t appreciate your dry humor, Carl. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1568 I can tell you from experience that this group sucks all the air out of the room. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1569 I’ve heard of farm to table, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1570 No, scaling back is not an option. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1571 I don't remember doing it yet. So...before we get started...let's go around the bowl clockwise. He/Him. Sarah? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1572 I feel like you guys don’t understand the meaning of a think-tank… 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1573 Wait…float that by me once again. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1574 Slowly, Bruce came to realize that diversity hiring had gone too far. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1575 And you should know, the plant agrees with me. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1576 “Well, I do like the water , but I have nightmares of toilets flushing.” 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1577 Who cares what happened last quarter? A short-term memory of three months is my greatest CEO superpower. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1578 I want one of you to find out who this Luca Brasi character is, and quash these rumors. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1579 And this is what we need to do to keep above water Dean Dowdy, Athens, Greece 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1580 Mr. Limpet joins the Algonquin Round Table - Dorothy Parker is not amused. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1581 So what if our sales are on the tank? I'm more of a "glass is half full" kinda guy! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1582 What was I saying? 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1583 Trust me, I'll give you a better deal from "The Fish Bowl" than you'll ever get from "The Shark Tank"! 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1584 Don’t even think about ordering fish. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1585 That's a great idea. Now, we need a great idea. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1586 I'm saying we put it all in kelp. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1587 It’s great being back in the office, I was so tired of working from the ocean. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1588 Are the 5 of you actually getting paid to attend a meeting moderated by a goldfish?” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1589 Ok, our next off-site is going to be off-shore 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1590 OK, who took my treasure chest and scuba diver? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1591 We need to scale back production to keep our net value high. We don't want our sales to flounder. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1592 To solve this you’ll just have think outside the fish bowl 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1593 Who made a wish? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1594 Let's face it-our sales are tanking 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1595 I don't identify as a Fish. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1596 From my perspective, you are the ones in a 'fishbowl.' 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1597 It’s sink or swim time! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1598 Now that Ipad can translate bubble talk let's get down to business. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1599 No more glass-half-empty talk. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1600 Remember...if I'm not moving I might just be sleeping. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1601 When I said I wanted diversity, I meant guppies, beta fish and maybe a bottom feeder. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1602 We should try to think out of the box here" 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1603 I call it the 'big fish in a small pond' approach to project goals 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1604 I fail to see what is wrong with being under water. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1605 That's the best idea I've heard in as long as I can remember! 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1606 I called dibs on the big chair first. Get over it. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1607 I'm the floater. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1608 It is still unclear to me how you facilitated these fishbowl discussions without me. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1609 And Robert, I will not be intimidated by your repetitive flushes in the executive rest room 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1610 I’m getting cold feet about scaling so rapidly. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1611 What makes you think I'm hiding something? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1612 why the surprise? This company sells water, right? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1613 These CEO's just keep getting younger. Apparently, this guy is straight out of a school on the east coast. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1614 Think global. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1615 What do you mean you decided to order the sushi? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1616 Let's talk expansion! I want this company to swim in a bigger pond! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1617 As the climate changes, you're going to have to learn to adapt. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1618 Remind me where we're at with reminding me where we're at. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1619 Chris, take notes...I won't remember any of this in seven seconds. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1620 I know bubbles and we’re definitely in a bubble. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1621 Don’t you think this is going a bit too far on our diversity initiative? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1622 Think again because going belly up is not an option I can live with. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1623 This argument doesn't hold water, Karen. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1624 I'm sorry, Susan, what were you saying? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1625 You are all just Wet Behind Your Ears! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1626 Things look a little different when you're on this side of the bowl. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1627 I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you all together... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1628 It's no secret, that starting out here, I felt like a real fish out of water. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1629 I'm counting on a boom in Coastal Real Estate..... 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1630 I want you SCUBA trained for next week's meeting. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1631 It’s the new DEI policy. The Supreme Court says it’s okay to give preference based on species. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1632 Alright, I give, you can work from home. Now reverse the spell, Lorraine! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1633 Let's not worry so much about rising oceans. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1634 I have another meeting. Just give me the watered-down version. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1635 Let’s make this quick, I have lunch reservations at an Oyster bar at 12. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1636 Today's order of business is my feeding schedule. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1637 You might be wondering why I called you all here. So am I. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1638 ‘Sammie, we covered this 11 seconds ago.’ 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1639 Fred, I think I know about living in a fishbowl, thank you though. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1640 Listen carefully because in three seconds I'll forget what I said. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1641 And, I am here for you in case the stock goes under water. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1642 I'm telling you, this company is underwater! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1643 You are all probably wondering why I called this meeting? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1644 Who has an idea I can throw cold water on? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1645 I believe I can bring a unique perspective to your board. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1646 I've gone 'round and 'round on this and I end up in the same place. We need to think outside the bowl. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1647 Yes! Focus on water quality, but on a global basis. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1648 you need to think outside the box 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1649 My credentials? I was the biggest one in the goldfish pond! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1650 Listen, I didn't put me in charge, but like it or not, for the next 30 seconds, I'm the boss. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1651 My predecessor boasted about pooping in a golden toilet. We figured replacing him with goldfish who poops in a bowl wouldn't make any less sense. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1652 I recommend the genetically engineered salmon. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1653 I’ll have two worms. With a side salad. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1654 Now if you don't mind reading out the minutes from a few seconds ago and we can get started. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1655 The bigwigs called me in because your assets are underwater. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1656 You're all part of my think tank 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1657 Now, I admit, as your CFO, I should have realized that "under water" is not necessarily a desirable outcome. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1658 Let's just get it out there and see who tales the bait. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1659 Your fish is my command . 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1660 Every idea that comes out of his mouth sounds fishy to me. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1661 Is anyone else feeling a little underwater? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1662 This meeting could've been a seamail. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1663 Sounds good but what’s the catch? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1664 Let's skip the cliche about big fish and small pond. It is what it is. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1665 The name change to Goldfish Sachs is effective immediately. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1666 Every few seconds I get the feeling I've forgotten something.... 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1667 Numbers don't lie. We're still underwater. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1668 Who the hell are you? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1669 Sure, your ancestors survived a variety of fears, mine were traumatized every Friday. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1670 And then the waiter had the nerve to say "Pardon me sir, but the couple across the dining room would like to know how fresh you are." 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1671 I’ll have human almandine 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1672 Alright let's get started. Alright let's get started. Alright let's get started. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1673 Don't buy. It's just a bubble. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1674 If anyone suggests Sushi for lunch again you're all fired. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1675 So this is what 'all inclusive' means? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1676 Next time someone reheats fish in the microwave they are fired. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1677 A reminder that layoffs start today, so avoid the toilets on 10. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1678 What do mean "think outside the box"? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1679 Book me a 2 week vacation. Open waters. No claustrophobia. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1680 Yes, fish food! Do I see you in the big chair? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1681 Now that you've shown a commitment to diversity, what's the plan for avoiding bankruptcy? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1682 People! Let's think outside the bowl a little bit. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1683 I got out of my fish tank for this? This meeting could have been an e-mail. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1684 I'll have the chips. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1685 Calm down. I knew a financial crisis was inevitable, so I've been saving a treasure chest. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1686 The boss always sends his pet to give us orders. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1687 I’m no bottom-feeder, it’s what’s best for the shareholders. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1688 Well, now you know the “F” does not stand for “Financial” 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1689 Well, I learned a lot from Jerry Maguire. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1690 Bad news, we're officially underwater 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1691 Let's circle back to that point in a second. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1692 Believe me, I know about bubbles bursting. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1693 It's a 30,000 sq ' pond I tell ya, the Mona Lisa of ponds 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1694 Ha, I knew we were selling cod liver oil the whole time. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1695 I hear the salmon is to die for…. But our guest seems quite upset 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1696 Yes, you can say I live in a glass bubble, but I know a thing or two. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1697 The way I see it, scaling back is a bad idea. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1698 The next person to say "go fish" is fired. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1699 Is it because you always see me that you give me no respect? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1700 Keep our heads above water," Bob? Was that supposed to be a joke, Bob 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1701 Ideas? Of course I have ideas. Do you think when I swim around this thing day after day I’m not listening to that all the stupid things you say? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1702 I think you included me just for the halibut. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1703 Ok people, are you ready to put the gold back in goldfish. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
1704 I’m telling you that I know! I’ve been around the bowl 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1705 Anyone care to take a dip before the meeting commences? 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1706 I’m thrilled we have the Hogwarts account, but there are downsides, sure. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1707 I think the Board of Directors exemplifies the high water mark for diversity. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1708 We’re taking this company underwater. Are you with me? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1709 OK. We're agreed no fish cakes for our corporate retreat. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1710 Well, our new Board President appears to be more qualified and knowledgeable than his predecessors who were simply "fishes out of water." 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1711 That phrase, “the mortgages are underwater,” it’s confusing. I mean, there is nothing wrong with being underwater. If it said out of water, that would make more sense. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1712 Small-pond thinking doesn't cut it around here. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1713 To be clear...it doesn't impress me when you say you' want to "float " me an idea. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1714 I'd love to begin the meeting, but I forget why I called it. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1715 Now this is what I call diversity. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1716 Now you guys have to learn it's sink or swim in this business! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1717 Hey, it's good to be underwater! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1718 It's as if you don't hear a word I'm saying, as if nothing but bubbles were coming out of my mouth! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1719 Next item: Our succession plan. . I hope one of you likes dried bonito flakes. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1720 So this concludes our DEI meeting for the week. If someone could please carry me back to the reception desk...? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1721 I'm OK with the deal as long as your takeover doesn't include flushing me down the toilet. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1722 Looking around himself, the founder no longer recognised his fin-tech startup. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1723 Thank you all for attending. Thank you all for attending. Thank you all for attending. Thank you all for attending… 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1724 The best ideas will bubble up to the surface. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1725 I can assure you, the corner office is highly overrated. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1726 Watson, order us some lunch. But no fish sticks this time. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1727 For the last time, I just eat food. Not “fish” food. Do you hear me calling your lunch “human” food? No, you don’t. Because I’m not an idiot, Carl. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1728 I am fed up with these fishy ideas! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1729 For the last time, I don't want to be a judge on Shark Tank! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1730 So, now I'm hearing I'm a "diversity hire"? What's that? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1731 Now, if memory serves me... 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1732 I hope this meeting ends soon or I’ll be in hot water!!! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1733 What’s up—sales or bellies? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1734 We need to start thinking out of the bowl! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1735 I am Professor Glub, and this week's lecture covers the travesties of solitary confinement. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1736 Put it all into Brine Shrimp futures! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1737 First, I would like to thank all of you for removing that cat from the Board. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1738 The Fish and Wildlife Service votes "no". 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1739 They all called me a bottom feeder and look at where I am now. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1740 In my past life I lived in a pediatrician’s waiting room. Now, I’m here. But I can’t shake the feeling life’s not going to be much different. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1741 Ted, don't be such a guppy. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1742 OK, I need you all to think outside of the bowl. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1743 Blub, blub, blurble blub-blub. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1744 I hope someone is taking the minutes - I won’t remember any of this…. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1745 Let's think outside the bowl. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1746 I, of course, mean metaphorical sharks. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1747 Speaking as an expert on living in a fishbowl…. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1748 Like I said at our last meeting, if we don't see higher revenue this year I won't be the only one under water. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1749 Lemme just say that my perspective is different from yours. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1750 What do you mean there are already snack crackers in my likeness? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1751 Is it just me or are you all fish without water? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1752 This is already going a lot better than Shark Tank did 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1753 So we are all in agreement to pass on the Starkist Tuna ad campaign. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1754 bBbbbllbbbahbuub 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1755 Don’t think I can’t see you passing the luncheon menu over there. Remember no smoked fish! Harry Benner, Chevy Chase 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1756 Emotional support fish requirement is now met. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1757 It took me a while to catch on, but this is the same meeting we had yesterday. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1758 Am I the only one who feels like we're in over our head? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1759 Home schooled and quite the catch 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1760 Seriously!!, you think I am fresh off the boat?? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1761 Stop looking at me. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1762 Enough is enough. I'm sending in the Shark. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1763 Profits are stagnant. Lets try to think outside the bowl! 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
1764 It's Friday. What is each of you having for dinner? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1765 The last guy who tried to get ahead is sleeping with the fishes 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1766 Where were we? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1767 Unless we make some changes soon, the whole company's going to be under water. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1768 Fishing for compliments will NOT improve your performance review! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1769 First order of business: We flood the basement and holds all future meetings there. Adjourned. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1770 You’ve proven you’re responsible enough to handle me, so your next boss will be a real kitten. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1771 That's a mighty fishy story your telling me 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1772 Think outside the box" no more. From now on, we think "inside the bowl. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1773 Let’s split the check by six. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1774 Our business model is "Catch and Release" 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1775 In our schools, everyone gets along swimmingly." 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1776 So, you’re scaling back, but offering me a private line and free unlimited snacks? What’s the catch? 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1777 Before ordering, let's deal with the elephant in the room. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1778 If I wanted a bunch of yes-fish I would have stayed in the Hudson! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1779 I don't want to hear another word about 'That's not how Charlie did it'. My brother is out and I'm running this tuna company now! Deal with it! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1780 okay, guys, I want your honest opinion on the new hallucinogenic product. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1781 And that's when he left me his entire estate. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1782 Don't look at me like that: this is not a sushi restaurant. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1783 Let’s move on to the Hawkins case where am I? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1784 In retrospect, the board should have realized Bob would drive the company underwater. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1785 And you think the corporation is under water? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1786 I recommend the crab or the lobster. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1787 Our quarterly results indicate that our seafood division is the only segment still under water. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1788 Bad news- the company's scaling back... 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1789 Here’s the plan for dealing with rising sea level . . . 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1790 I thought we'd settle this with a fish bowl conversation 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1791 Let’s look at the rising ocean levels not as a threat but an opportunity. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1792 Again, I urge we liquidate. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1793 Big Fish in a Big Pond, that’s what I need from you people! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1794 Okay, first order of business... Mr. Katz from Accounting needs to be fired today. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1795 The short sellers are saying there’s something fishy about my management. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1796 It's hard to believe that one day you'll all be flushing me down the toilet. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1797 My lifespan is such that I'll need the report by tomorrow. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1798 So a goldfish walls into a bar… 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1799 Your here because our group believes that you have a chance at being accepted as our next Speaker of the House. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1800 Anyone have a Snickers bar? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1801 What you lookin' at? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1802 Think outside the bowl,or you 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1803 I'm the new diversity hire. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1804 Now that we found Nemo, let's make him a BIG star! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1805 Your task is to find out why evolution has stopped and there are still people walking upright on land. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1806 Some of you have reported feeling too much like you work in a fishbowl--so I've invited Arnie here to watch and give feedback. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1807 I'll be honest, I'm probably gonna be dead in two weeks so I don't quite care about this meeting. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1808 I can assure you that, unlike my predecessor, I did not sleep my way to Chief Diversity Officer. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1809 Have you seen this report!? Those sharks are eating our lunch! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1810 So it's flushing me down the toilet, but with AI? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1811 There's only one line I'm worried about and it's not top or bottom. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1812 Explain what you mean by “tanking”? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1813 Our meeting room will now be called the No Sharks Tank. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1814 I can personally confirm that the investment is underwater. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1815 This diversity initiative is going swimmingly. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1816 Sharon, can you read me back the meeting seconds again? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1817 Let me finish while i still remember! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1818 Diversity? How about casting an actual fish for once! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1819 Our guest requests that we skip the surf and go straight to the turf section of the menu. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1820 y'all wanna get sushi after this? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1821 We need to make a big splash. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1822 We need to think outside the bowl if you know what I mean. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1823 I was always his favorite, that's why I inherited everything 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1824 Since I became CEO, you don't see me the same way anymore. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1825 As I see it, there’s good and bad news— we are underwater 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1826 And the most important demand of the Fish Actors Guild,…. all sushi must be CGI 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1827 Why don’t my bubbles have words? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1828 Good news, our stock is finally underwater! 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1829 I need ideas, people. Strategy, vision. Also, shrimp flakes. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1830 I am not going to be the one to blink in these negotiations! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1831 …and I don’t want to hear any more about glass ceilings! 1.2366 0.04431 93 71 22 0
1832 It takes a certain kind of C.E.O. to recognize when they are in a bubble. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1833 Get over it people. I'm chairman because I have more gold than you do. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1834 Rest assured, I know what it means to be underwater. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1835 I am a big fish in a small board 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1836 Fortunately he doesn't remember other people's ideas long enough to steal them. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1837 When I said "invest in Gold" I meant Bullion not Bouillon 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1838 Big fish, small pond. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1839 Just remember, I eat my young. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1840 Bad news: the company is underwater. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1841 Let me swim clock-wise on this tonight and pick back up in the morning. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1842 Sorry to be so harsh, but you know I have no filter. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1843 Let us start today's session with an acknowledgement that we all dwell in some form of fishbowl, ok? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1844 Do I have to school you on presenting these quarterly reports? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1845 Yes, the company’s underwater…but that really such a bad thing? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1846 I won’t lie: finance can be a dirty business. But it’s still better than the Gowanus. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1847 Did you turn on the captions? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1848 Tony would normally send his apologies, but he's the sushi being served in the break. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1849 Executive transparency isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1850 I’m here seeking $0 for 100% stake in your well being. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1851 I never drink the Kool-Aid. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1852 Anyone else get caught in the tunnel traffic on the way over? 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
1853 Sounds fishy to me! 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1854 Now that I have your attention… I know that it’s morbid, but I’d like to discuss where we are at with the bathroom renovations. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1855 Finally, 'Let's have sushi for lunch', is getting a little old, right? " 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1856 It has come to my attention that one of you has been peeing in the lobby koi pond. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1857 There's a market we haven't tapped. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1858 'Keeping our heads above water ' is no longer this company's motto! 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1859 I told you we’d get seated quicker if you told them I was your service fish. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1860 I know as I sit here I may look like big fish in little pond. But remember, I'm your boss. We can capture the market. Carp-e Diem! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1861 As VP of diversity, I think it's imperative we hire some amphibians. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1862 Like you, I live in a prison whose walls I cannot see. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1863 Can someone grab me lunch? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1864 When inclusion has gone a little to far. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1865 Yes, this conference room does feel like we are in a fishbowl. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1866 That's de-bait-able. I'm on oFISHal business, if you have any better ideas, let minnow. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1867 They said I couldn’t swim with the sharks… 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
1868 If we hope to be competitive, we're going to have to think outside the bowl. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1869 Jesus saves. Corporate climate destroyers adapt. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1870 There appears to have been a misunderstanding about meeting in the fishbowl.” 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1871 The bubbles are from my nose ! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1872 I said PowerPoints only, Bernice! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1873 I find it notable that unlike most species, I just love living in the city. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1874 These glass buildings make me feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1875 No one appreciates our equity being under water more than I do. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1876 There have been rumblings that your workspaces are too confining. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
1877 What do you mean we've had this same meeting three times already? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1878 My favorite game? Go Fish! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1879 Schooled! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1880 There was something fishy about the new CEO 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1881 Uh, I know we keep going in circles here, but can we circle back on that? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1882 As your new CEO, all I ask is for a pinch of fish flakes a day--and YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1883 I said, Hal, let me float this by you… 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1884 We are making no progress on this!" *blub* "I feel like i'm swimming in circles! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1885 I thought this was a meeting about the current price of gold. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1886 To be clear, this is my angry face. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1887 One word: Gills. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1888 Aren’t we just fishing for the right answer? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1889 I say we scale back on investments. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1890 Hi. I’m just a visual aid. Your CFO will arrive shortly to explain where our finances are. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1891 Why did we call this meeting? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1892 Ok, now that we've got this diversity thing down... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1893 Did you actually order trout almandine? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1894 I’m telling you, we’re in a bubble. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1895 Alright, I’ll float it with them. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1896 'I don't have an M.B.A. like the rest of you, but the school I'm from gave me a real world education.' 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1897 Wait, where are your dialogue bubbles? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1898 Look, OK, we can talk about the brine shrimp bonus. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1899 Bill thinks I'm a water cooler, so I know all his secrets 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1900 I want to thank you all for taking DEI seriously. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1901 Fish are delicious and good for you. Not me, mind you. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1902 So where do you think Shark Tank got its start? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1903 Trust me, “Shark Tank” is overrated. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1904 You have as much chance at a bonus as I have at a corner office. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1905 May I have your attention for eight seconds, please. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1906 I have to say, this proposal's got legs 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1907 I’d suggest watering down the proposal 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1908 Think you know what it’s like to be in a fishbowl? Just wait till the IRS gets here. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1909 - Not fishing for compliments here sir, but this month’s sales data reflects we were able to catch our clients hook, line and sinker. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1910 So, could you introduce yourself please ? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1911 I may look like a fish out of water, but things are going swimmingly 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1912 Our seafood numbers are still down, so let's keep it that way! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1913 Your idea hasn't hooked me yet. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1914 Let me know if anyone needs to come up for air. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1915 I care too much, I work too hard, and worms. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1916 I'm living proof there is no such thing as the glass bowl ceiling. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1917 You people really suck the air out of a room. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1918 Ok folks, let me give it to you straight…I’m the big kahuna here in this town, both literally and figuratively! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1919 There’s been a mistake, I’m Big Kahuna. Mr. Minnow is down the hall. That’s the fish you loan-sharks are looking for. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1920 My ancestors refused to leave the water and yet here I am today. Evolution is a hoax. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1921 Right, why are we here again? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1922 Things seem very fishy sir 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1923 ... oh really? Just because I live in a FISHBOWL doesn't mean I can't SEE what is going on here! 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1924 You air breathers are wondering why I called you together. It's coming! Stock up on O2 canisters... 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1925 Well, since you’re asking, I DO get kind of claustrophobic in here. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1926 Still fishing for ideas you say?! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1927 I’d like to introduce our new SeaEO, Brad. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
1928 Stop thinking Sushi for lunch 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1929 I know you guys want sushi. But can we do burgers today? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1930 You guys realize, in this business , we are swimming with the sharks, right ? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1931 You are the ones that are living in a fish bowl world. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1932 We’ll, we always knew Grandpa was crazy about the fish. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1933 Come on, people. You have to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1934 The corporate training says it's important to look at things from a different perspective. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1935 Jenkins, you handle it. I'm under water at the moment. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1936 First on the agenda: Fish Taco Tuesday is out. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1937 Shark Tank really had to scale things back during the writer’s strike. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1938 Okay. First off, who missed feeding me yesterday? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1939 This business is going down the toilet – so we brought someone in to help brief us on what to expect. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1940 I'm afraid I have bad news. We're underwater. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1941 That's a really stupid idea 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1942 And I will not tolerate carping. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1943 We couldn’t have this meeting online, so I’m glad we compromised having it on land 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1944 I'll have the multicolored flakes and a small drink. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1945 I'm going to need a bigger boat and an even taller chair, so one of you has to go ." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1946 I know the glasses add to my credibility, but it was operation that brought my eyes to the front of my head that impresses me more. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1947 This is our sink-or-swim moment! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1948 And that concludes why I believe vegetarians are better than pescatarians. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1949 ''Yes... company focus must be on SCALABILITY!'' 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1950 Out of the bowl ideas, people! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1951 Bet you can't picture me way back on my first day with the company. Boy, did I ever feel like a fish out of water! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1952 You people have me going round in circles!" 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1953 Don’t bubble up with mis-information ! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1954 Who said "Go fish!" ? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1955 OK, which one of you jokers ordered sushi? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1956 I’m not pointing fingers, but someone has been microwaving my brother-in-law in the shared break room 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1957 Can we go once more around the table? I’ve already forgotten your names. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1958 Let's not muddy the waters! 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1959 It feels like we keep going round in circles. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1960 No deal without Ted Lasso. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1961 So yeah, the influencer thing is really working out for me. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1962 Roger booked the fishbowl conference room through the new receptionist, Amelia Bedelia 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1963 Weren't you just here a few seconds ago? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1964 For the last time, Mrs. Paul; we are NOT investing in Mrs. Paul's fish and chip franchises!! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1965 Screw Shark Tank! Tetra Tank - make it work! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1966 Nothing's hooked me yet. Write a proposal that reels me in! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1967 ... so they thought I was just another Beta Fish. Well this Alpha Fish just bought the building!! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1968 Let’s sync back up in 3 seconds. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1969 I’m the only thing saving this cartoon from being totally generic. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1970 And I think that everyone should be able to work from home. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1971 Are we saturating the market? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1972 Bread crumbs lightly braised with a dash of paprika, please. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1973 I am so please to be invited to this celebration of the plant based diet you have chosen to embrace. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1974 Great menu, but I’m going with the fish special again. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1975 When I say dunk, dunk. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1976 I was top fish in my school. Any questions? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1977 Do as I say or you'll be swimming with the fishes. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1978 Yes, the balance sheet is underwater this quarter. Why is that a bad thing? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1979 Someone please change my water?! 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
1980 I know better than most what it's like working in a fishbowl. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1981 I propose to have my cousin the flounder to be CFO. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1982 Water? What are you talking about? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1983 I hope your definition of being in a fishbowl changes after this. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1984 Wait a minute, not so fast, hold the phone. Somebody had fish for lunch. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1985 Thinking out of the bowl has made me what I am today. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
1986 It was my wish to come back, but not as a fish. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1987 Yes, I am that big fish in a small pond 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1988 Stay in school! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1989 Sign the documents as I requested. Trust me. I swim with the sharks. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1990 If I can quit drinking so can all of you! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1991 I have a shellfish allergy! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1992 I’m not bowled over by your presentations. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1993 I want to thank all of you for allowing me to work from home. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1994 Let's circle back to that, too. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1995 It’s good to see you thinking outside the bowl. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1996 Hello everyone, I'm your new boss Austin Scales. Your old boss Mr, Kabratzy will no longer be with us. He now sleeps with the fishes. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1997 Your suggestions sound fishy to Me! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1998 …And to my grandchildren I bequeath the bubbly scuba diver. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1999 You know I hate scaling back. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2000 We need to start spawning some new ideas or this company will flounder. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2001 I’m tired of him always telling us he left hus wallet in his other bowl. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2002 And they dared call me a loan shark 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2003 You air breathers are bound to screw up. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2004 Don't talk to me about being underwater. I know underwater. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2005 I AM a shark. Don't ever forget that. I see you all out there, and you are just like me. We can own this world. Call me donny. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2006 That's five votes for Chinese take-out, one vote for flakes. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2007 Security camera caught one of you writing my name on Friday’s cafeteria menus. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2008 I feel like I'm just here to meet some diversity score 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2009 Well to be honest, it was either learn Excel or end up in the parking lot of a Catholic Church. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2010 Does anyone else see these "Floaters"? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2011 Your pandemic may be over but I'm still here in a fishbowl. This is my normal 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2012 Hate to carp about the proposal, but there's something fishy about it. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2013 Pretty awkward when I went in for a handshake with the new boss... 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2014 I was promoted from the waiting room 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2015 Corporate culture: life in a fishbowl 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2016 You think you can't get your head above water? Imagine how I feel! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2017 Tell those private equity bros I will not be swallowed. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2018 This might sound fishy but... 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2019 I need some new ideas from you to keep us afloat. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2020 Of course, one of you will have to make our pitch on Shark Tank. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2021 Sorry, Bob, we need sharks on this team. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2022 So, what's wrong with a corp. being under water? 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2023 I'm glad the SAG-AFTRA strike is finally over... I'm tired of filling in for you people. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2024 There's no "i" in team. But there sure a very noteworthy one in fish! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2025 I can't afford to order anything. You can see my situation. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2026 There is something fishy about this report. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2027 Listen, I've been around a coral reef a time or two. No Wall Street shark is going to stop us. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2028 Now do you understand that this company is under water? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2029 Shall we go over the minutes from three seconds ago? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2030 Can someone get me a pen? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2031 Focused grouper 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2032 As I climbed the corporate ladder, some of my competitors found themselves "swimming with the fishes", if you know what I mean. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2033 What was I just saying? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2034 Yes, YES! I said “underwater!” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2035 I’m more concerned about what happens if I’m NOT underwater.” 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2036 Remember, we have to bait the consumer to want our product. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2037 In summary, this company is under water ! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2038 and this is why me and my kind fought to have you at this table, human lives matter! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2039 Do my glasses give me a better shot at being picked for the Goldfish Bachelor? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2040 It went swimmingly, I tell you! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2041 swim with the tide 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2042 As a matter of respect, please do not order the seafood items listed on the menu 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2043 This place is like a fish bowl. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2044 In compensation for our broken commitment as vegetarians we have invited you in on our menu planning. Swim once around the bowl if you prefer to be fried, twice for grilled, and three times for bake- stuffed 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2045 When I asked for greater diversity I had in mind barracuda, octopus, lobster, minnow, lobster,etc.etc. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2046 I feel like we are swimming in circles here. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2047 You would please stop always asking me about school. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2048 My gilded cage is in the shop. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2049 I love it when ideas just bubble up in these meetings. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2050 I'm pleased to see everyone thinking out of the bowl. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2051 Oh, NOW the board suddenly cares about peoples' privacy! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2052 Look here everyone, we seem to be going round in circles - or is it just me? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2053 Any thoughts? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2054 You can ditch that tartar sauce gleam in your eye, Simpson. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2055 I'm leaving because the company is not under water. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2056 Wow. Your lack of strategic vision, Harrison, is exactly why they sent me over from the think tank. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2057 Hallelujah! We’re under water again. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2058 And you people think I'm living in a bubble. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2059 Can we get some air in here? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2060 Shall we take a break for some coffee and dried flies? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2061 Might as well face it. The firm is under water. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2062 Tell the bank this bowl is 13,000 square feet. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2063 Rest assured this isn’t the first housing bubble I’ve had to deal with as CEO. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2064 I told you not to invest in Crypto. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2065 Looking at it from my perspective, ... 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2066 Jean… darling, sweetheart…could I trouble you for a water? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2067 Sorry, but you are all being let go beacause yo think outside of the bowl. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2068 See, you don't even notice it, 'cause the air is all around you. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2069 I have nice new glasses - you don’t think I can see the “Fresh-Caught Carp, Filleted and Flash Fried” special? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2070 We must think outside of the box. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2071 Frankly I don’t mind of this company is under water but what about you clownfish? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2072 Let's start by addressing the elephant in the room 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2073 There seems to be something “fishy” about our new CEO 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2074 I brought you all here to help me think outside of the bowl. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2075 Our customers just don't know yet that they need to buy more fish food. Trust me on this one. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2076 No, not Mr Chairman, not Mr Chairperson…Mr Chairfish! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2077 Do you think they offer vegan options? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2078 If you got a few more windows, you'd understand my predicament! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2079 Does he not strike you as a fish out of water? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2080 Regular tap is fine 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2081 You're all fired. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2082 When I got out of school, I learned it was sink or swim time 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2083 Let's dive in. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2084 By Cod she's right! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2085 Ironically we are underwater and need to scale back. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2086 We've got to start thinking globally. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2087 I only have 3 second attention span, so let's make it brief" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2088 It's time to scale up. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2089 I'm sorry, I don't see the value, and I'm not going to invest in something I can see is already under water. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2090 I'm hearing some grumblings about my corner office--please assure everyone it doesn't matter. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2091 And for our off-site, we'll be spending the day at the aquarium. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2092 I know I'm not supposed to throw stones, but .... 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2093 Folks, I suggest a more global perspective. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2094 is it me or is this guy just going around in circles? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2095 Tell me about speculative bubbles! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2096 Wait, there's more. We raise all the buildings up on stilts and convert the mailboxes into fish feeding stations. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2097 I've decided I'm going to make our company more transparent this year. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2098 That's where I left my glasses 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2099 As the head of Biodiversity, Equity, and Inclusion, I would like to ask why there is no elephant in the room. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2100 And furthermore, I'll be needing new reports every 7 seconds now, since you all now have the attention span of our customers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2101 We've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2102 It confounds me when I hear leadership is, quote, fragile and lives in a bubble. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2103 I don’t know if its just me but I smell something fishy. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2104 Jeremy you're fired 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2105 So who thinks they’ve got what it takes to be ‘the turf’ here? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2106 And, for AOB, perhaps someone would change my water ... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2107 As the ocean rises our whole dynamic will be reversed. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2108 The trust says fresh baby shrimp, not dried, FRESH! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2109 The first course of action is to somehow get rid of the cat with impunity. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2110 No, no, no…not Shark Tank, the “Gold Bowl.” - circa 2009 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2111 Ok lets not be koi, who voted for the company picnic to be at the aquarium 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2112 It’s just a matter of scale. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2113 Listen! I just had the best idea- Listen! I just had the best idea- 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2114 I'll need to take a deep dive into this, who'll join me? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2115 Why are you staring? I’m just a fish in water. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2116 In closing…believe me when I say I know what it is like to work in a fishbowl. All eyes on me? No pressure. No problem. I’m your guy. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2117 From my perspective, this company is underwater. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2118 What do you mean when you say, “Something smells pretty fishy”? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2119 What’s for lunch? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2120 This all smells fishy to me! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2121 My point is, if memory serves... 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2122 I've called you here to discuss the lack of opportunities available for growth at this Company. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2123 Guys, I asked you to fish out the issue. Wait, why are you all looking at me? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2124 With respect madame, it takes one to know one. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2125 And, if you do say the word, a duck comes down from the ceiling and you win $50! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2126 what do you expect for someone who'll head an underwater business 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2127 OK, which one of you employed that smart-ass magician?" 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2128 After leaving the company to his fish, Mr. Butterfinger lept through the open window on the 37th floor leaving pieces of himself as he hit every ledge on the way down. But it wasn't all bad news. Profits were up! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2129 Do you still think a rising tide lifts all boats? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2130 Shh... Nemo is speaking. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2131 Hope the venture capitalists take the bait. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2132 It may seem trivial to you, but Sea Monkeys are the next kale. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2133 and then I said to Doris let's put it all in Apple stock. And that was 1997 and here we all are 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2134 If you order Sushi I'm leaving. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2135 I’m sorry again, but where were we? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2136 Am I crazy or is it humid in here? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2137 Mr. Bubbles, you already work from home" 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2138 Unfortunately, I have forgotten the reason for this meeting 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2139 Our company continues to be an equal oppor-tuna-ty employer. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2140 We need to fish or cut bait 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2141 I refuse to be paid scale. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2142 But it's me who feeds you 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2143 You think the glass ceiling is hard to break through. Try a glass bowl! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2144 Elon Musk’s transition to a fish going swimmingly 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2145 Great meeting. Who wants to get sushi? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2146 The room was dark, that's when the deprivation tank idea came to me. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2147 Ok, now … we’re a team. I need you to see this the way I do. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2148 Sink or swim, folks. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2149 Lets try to think outside the bowl. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2150 As the new CEO of Sam's Seafood, I gotta warn you there're gonna be some changes made. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2151 I could fire you all, and I wouldn't even remember you 3 seconds later. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2152 Bottom Line, we are underwater here 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2153 Sounds fishy 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2154 Our new brand is that your schooling doesn’t matter. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2155 Rest assured, as your new chairman I'm no fish out of water." 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2156 Hey, the scales are in my favor." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2157 I had a billion dollar idea…but that was 3 minutes ago. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2158 I know for the rest of you this is a tankless job but for me it's different. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2159 We’re underwater? So? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2160 You were drowning in debt. I have experience adapting to a fluid work environment.” 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2161 Sorry to do this again, but could you repeat the last point? 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2162 Next meeting I want you all to be properly dressed- in your own bowls of water. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2163 I think you all took brain food too literally… 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2164 The bearded guy was fly fishing in my bowl yesterday! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2165 I am sure we can grow, we start by getting a much bigger office. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2166 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2167 Sure. But what if things only look good from inside our own bubble? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2168 Blah, Blah, Blah, Blub, Blub, Glub 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2169 Can someone please put me back in the lobby. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2170 I need solutions - my mortgage is underwater! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2171 Look, I hope you all know and can see I'm not a "fish out of water" when it comes to getting things done around here. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2172 Living in this goldfish bowl of publicity would humble the best of you. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2173 I know it's a deep dive, but stay with me here. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2174 I think you'll like this pool of candidates. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2175 ``If you people don't put your well-paid brains to work, I'm not going to be the only one under water.'' 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2176 We could go around and around on this all day. Let’s just vote! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2177 Ask the employees complaining about the size of their cubicles if they want to trade places. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2178 I'm here to flood the market. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2179 Let's spawn some new ideas and see what bubbles up. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2180 Relax! You're acting like fish out of water. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2181 Your carping is disingenuous. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2182 First item: new curtains. I feel like we are in a fish bowl. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2183 When the firm went underwater, the board brought me in to clean things up. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2184 I can see you are concerned about your financial future. How long can you hold your breath? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2185 I'm happy to announce that we were underwater for the third quarter this year. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2186 I'm sorry, I just forgot what I was saying. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2187 Fish: “Glub-glub…Glub-GLUB-GLUBLUBLUBLUB!” Translator nods and turns to group: “Glüb-glüb…Glüb-GLÜB-GLÜBLÜBLÜBLÜB!” 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2188 And that's my 360 (degree symbol) view. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2189 No Sally, I’m not doing another fishbowl exercise 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2190 Ok, we are all equal here. or My name is Nemo and my pronoun is "It". 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2191 Yeah, I’m a goldfish does that make me any less competent than anybody else wielding private, concentrated corporate power? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2192 For lunch I’ve ordered a pinch of flakes 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2193 Bloop. Bloop, bloop? BLOOP! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2194 In our ever evolving quest for Equity, next week’s managers meeting will take place in the company pool. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2195 We need to think outside the bowl, people. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2196 There are going to be some changes in the executive dining room, people. I am no longer on the menu. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2197 Maybe I'm in my own little bubble, but here's what I see 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2198 I demand total transparency! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2199 Explain this issue to me like I am a goldfish! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2200 The diversity committee said we had to hire the old white guy. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2201 These documents are extremely fishyyyyyy 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2202 First order of business - any of you know a willing princess? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2203 This business plan is fishy 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2204 You say the property's underwater, like that's a bad thing? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2205 Speak to the fin. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2206 We’re really trying to think outside the bowl here. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2207 I'm not here to teach you so much as to learn from you. I consider you all to be my school. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2208 Glad you could all make it. Feel free to grab a bagel or worms before we get started. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2209 Who ordered the tuna sandwich for lunch? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2210 Be like a goldfish, forget the last quarter! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2211 I suggest we reconsider the fish fry for the company fall picnic. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2212 Let’s put it in the bowl and see if it floats. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2213 And we’ll call the show “Shark Tank.” 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2214 I'd say this interview is going quite swimmingly, wouldn't you? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2215 Sweetie, order anything you want on the menu… except the fish! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2216 The more time they spend on our app, the closer their memory gets to mine. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2217 Anyone else want some water? 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2218 Remind me again. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2219 Look people, I'm the biggest fish around here. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2220 So, what's wrong with being underwater? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2221 Rest assured, our goal here is to achieve biodiversity in the workplace- however, the job ad said "think tank" not "fish tank." 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2222 Do you hear ME complaining about a toxic work environment? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2223 Who's the wise guy who recommended betta testing? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2224 Breath in - Breath out 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2225 I've got two words for you people---under water. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2226 Glub glub. Glub. Glub glub glub glub. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2227 Okay, but from my perspective, our liquid assets look perfectly sound. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2228 Those mortgages don't look under water to me. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2229 I didn’t build this million dollar company by swimming round and doing nothing! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2230 If I die in here, my estate will sue everyone of you. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2231 I’m trying to prevent the company from going belly up. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2232 Can we call it Babel chicken or dog or something instead? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2233 Forget the IRS. They've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2234 The executive office with all the windows isn't as good as it sounds; it always feels like being in a fish bowl. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2235 OK, so we keep pushing fossil fuels, and throw major shade on anyone who claims sea levels are rising. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2236 Can someone recap what we talked about 10 seconds ago? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2237 Cutbacks? Naw...I'm golden. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2238 ... and in conclusion, we need to keep current if we want to keep above water in anticipation of the coming waved of change. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2239 Your job is to make sure every little fish believes I am the only one that can clean up the big pond. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2240 Since my promotion, there have been complaints regarding the use of “fathoms” as a measurement in our earning statements. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2241 If someone here could refresh my memory one more time. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2242 Sushi for lunch? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2243 It seems our competition is able to view our moves from all sides. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2244 And now I want you to think outside of the bowl. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2245 As you can see, my husband had a Do Not Flush provision in his will. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2246 Now, you tell the Feds, swimming with the fishes IS our corporate culture! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2247 This is the biggest merger in recent memory. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2248 Team, I want us to focus on the last seven seconds. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2249 Look just because I work from home doesn't mean I think it's right for this company. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2250 Remind me why we scheduled this meeting 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2251 have you heard the conspiracy theory that we’re living in a glass bubble? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2252 ‘This is not what I meant when I said we need to create a diverse work environment.’ 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2253 As a CEO of a large global company, I have very little privacy. I often feel like I live in a fishbowl. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2254 So, I'm really glad we are thinking outside the box... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2255 I always said I'd rather be a small fish in a big chair. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2256 Really? A few bubbles and you're thinking fart? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2257 I swam upstream to get to where I am today. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2258 I don’t care if the ratings are high. We are going to ax Shark Tank! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2259 And you think you live in a fishbowl! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2260 We have to come up with a phrase that conveys the feeling of being constantly observed or watched! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2261 Thank you for making me the chair of the global warming focus group on oceans 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2262 She said, you’ll receive your three wishes, CEO, corner office and gold…” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2263 In closing, we demand a pinch of fish flakes both morning and evening and insist on fully aerated tanks or we will strike. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2264 First, thanks for supporting diversity in middle management. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2265 Anybody else wonder what happened to kitten memes? Like, they used to be literally everywhere. It’s weird. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2266 We’re also canceling “Sushi Thursdays” in the office. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2267 When you put me in the big ocean I will be able to get the sharks involved. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2268 So anyway, that’s when I told him ‘Billy, in this business it’s either sink or swim.’ 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2269 I like to simply think of our new corporate strategy as ‘living beyond the fishbowl.’ 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2270 I'm smart too, "so what" 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2271 I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I like the hook that marketing is suggesting, Brian… 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2272 « Believe me : business is full of selfish people » 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2273 Yes, we agree with the immersion language learning curriculum but where do we put the scuba prerequisite? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2274 No, I didn’t know Flipper. Flipper is show business. This is public relations. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2275 Listen, people, if I can make it into the office, anyone can. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2276 Excited to have a job after school! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2277 Whaddya mean we can't use my waterfront castle as a write-off? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2278 I would appreciate it if everyone else put in the effort necessary to scale. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2279 I know it seems like a lot of money but I'm hoping to travel more. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2280 I'm up to my gills in your excuses! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2281 It was his last wish! I can't help if he chose to leave it all to the aquarium. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2282 To most of you fish diversity starts and ends with a sushi boat 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2283 Look at them just wait for a miracle. Who has a tiny brain now, huh! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2284 OK, final vote. Should we become vegan or pescatarian? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2285 And so I will be firing the people on this list. Next page please! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2286 At heart, I'm still that small fish from a small pond. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2287 My predecessor and I may share a name, but I assure you I will not make the same mistakes. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2288 One more crack about life in a fishbowl and you’re all fired. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2289 I filled my bowl with vodka this morning and I'm finally thinking like a shark. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2290 We all have to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2291 He’s right. Bottom feeders rise to the top faster. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2292 The world is my bowl, and I WILL customize it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2293 I think it would be a great move for us to start investing in kelp futures. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2294 True... a lot of homeowners are under water, but I do like the company. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2295 I’ll have the fish. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2296 You think I wanna be here?? This is no way to treat a pet!! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2297 „You’re going to need a bigger business.“ 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
2298 I'd prefer working from home. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2299 Don’t run off and leave me with the check like last time. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2300 Okay, so Phil's agreed to take notes. Let's keep this meeting brief. As a goldfish I only have about a ten second memory. So, who's willing to take notes? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2301 Let’s start by reading the seconds from the last meeting. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2302 As the only fish in this focus group, all I can say is the return of Arthur Treachers is not something I'd be in favor of... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2303 How did I get to be Boss? I just plunged in! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2304 I don't mind...a little extra scrutiny in this role is to be expected. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2305 I just can't keep my head above water. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2306 They told me there are plenty of fish in the sea and this is a more suitable role for me. 🎣 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2307 We don’t sell, we don’t eat. We don’t eat, we go belly up. Or if we overeat, actually. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2308 I have the biggest chair so I'm the boss 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2309 We have to keep this organization under water. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2310 Remind me again what we’re talking about? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2311 Read my lips, people, read my lips! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2312 No martini for me. Last time we met for lunch I got tanked. 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2313 Could someone please get me a glass of water? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2314 I quit. Take me to a bigger fishbowl. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2315 Repeat after me: "We are PROUD to be bottom feeders'. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2316 Can you pass the water? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2317 I got tired of working from home. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2318 Okay, let's think outside the bowl. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2319 Something seems fishy about this, but that isn't a bad thing. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2320 Would someone please remind me what we just voted on two minutes ago? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2321 I didn't get where I am today because I'm some betta fish. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2322 Sharks! They said you were sharks! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2323 Our accountants say we are underwater, but I say that is a good thing. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2324 Which one of us is going to let the cat out of the bag? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2325 Speaking as someone who actually lives in a glass house, it probably is clear where I stand on the ‘throwing’ versus ‘non-throwing’ of stones agenda item. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2326 I know you think we are underwater 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2327 I recommend the steak 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2328 Ordering from the sushi menu is no longer permitted. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2329 We promised Goldie no one would order fish for dinner. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2330 Sorry, I can't remember your numbers. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2331 Yes, I said ‘Mr Ed!’ And I don’t care if he’s in retirement. Also, I want the entire dog cast of “Air Bud” and any ape that knows sign language. The actors’ union didn’t say we couldn’t hire animals, did they? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2332 The next person who says, 'I don't know, it sounds a bit fishy to me." will be sleeping with the fishes before they know what happened!" 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2333 OK, so I've decided we won't run our motorway through the grounds of the Church of Wicca. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2334 I know you are underwater with your finances, but see, it isn't all that bad! 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
2335 Maybe we need to approach with a new angle 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2336 Does it scale? 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
2337 Phil, I'm sorry I called you fat. I tend to forget the extreme optical effects of curved glass. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2338 You say, 'The company's underwater' like that's a bad thing. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2339 Look, I'm not going to filter this. Our profits are diving, we're drowning in debt, and our funding is circling the drain. I'm filleted the company may go belly up. It's all gone down the toilet. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2340 I forgot again. Why are we here? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2341 Before we start I'd like to put in a good word for the caterers. Those imported wigglers were delicious! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2342 We've already dominated the big fish-small pond market, but if we get the small fish-big pond audience we can double profits. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2343 If you see something, say something. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2344 I ordered sparkling water...not flat. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2345 I just don't believe that our stock is not under water. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2346 No, not 'C.E.O'....'SEA.E.O' 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2347 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman… 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2348 There is nothing fishy about our offer to buy your company with cryptocurrency. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2349 It feels like you always look to me for everything. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2350 So, the movie will be a sort of me out of water story… 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2351 I am pleased to inform you that I am old school! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2352 Hello! Hi…hi…can everyone hear me? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2353 Well I never stopped working from home. So I could really use a water change if you don’t mind. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2354 We are, as they say, under water. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2355 Why would you hire me as CEO if you didn’t want your company under water? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2356 Your input will determine whether we swim or float. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2357 No sushi for me today. Going vegan. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2358 We need to think outside the bubble 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2359 I think we should pitch an amphibian-homo sapiens cross-breeding technology idea in preparation for rising seas. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2360 The new dress code is a bowl of water. See you Monday. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2361 You think outside the box. I'll think inside the bowl. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2362 Would everybody be fine with shrimp flakes for lunch again? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2363 I hate high rise living. It’s like living in a goldfish bowl. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2364 This whole thing smells humany to me. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2365 There's no need to be koi 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2366 Are there any more questions? Keeping in mind I’ve already explained the fish body. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2367 First thing’s first. We will no longer be using the phrase “in the toilet.” 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2368 It’s obvious I’m the only one on the board to realize this firm is underwater. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2369 I'll be running this board for a few weeks until we say our tearful goodbye and they swap in my replacement. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2370 As you can see, I don't care really care about the sea levels rising. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2371 Be like Ted Lasso. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2372 So are we gonna address the fish in the room 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2373 We’ll be working through lunch. And don’t look at me like that! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2374 Of COURSE I won't let this company go under water!! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2375 Great news! We’re underwater. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2376 The fish says he needs a bigger bowl. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2377 And Julie, I'm going to need you to repeat the minutes every three seconds. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2378 Sure, climate change is a thing but let's get my castle situation squared away first. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2379 What we need is some out of the bowl thinking. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2380 It better be by crook, because where I come from "hook" is a four letter word. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2381 Of COURSE I don't remember anything! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2382 Because at the table is better than on top of it. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2383 I hope you're all familiar with the Age of Aquarius. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2384 Remind me where we are? 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2385 We'll all be underwater soon and then you'll be the ones who look ridiculous! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2386 Johnson you’ll be in charge of making sure I mingle. Just be careful. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2387 Alright team, let’s dive right in! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2388 So you're telling me I ask what our business is every three seconds? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2389 We finally have the whole business underwater. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2390 Johnson, weren't you in charge of snacks this week? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2391 The meeeting took a lot longer than anticipated since Fred's memory was 6 seconds. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2392 Now how are we going to walk this back? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2393 Be careful what you wish for, my last Genie wish was to breathe underwater! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2394 Okay then, well, if I'm wrong you can flush me. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2395 Could you repeat that? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2396 I’m just as confused about this re-org as any of you 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2397 You all live in a bubble. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2398 Now that the whole firm is under water, we're all big fish in a little pond. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2399 I think we are ready for Shark Tank. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2400 Okay team, it’s time to think outside the bowl or we’re all getting flushed down the toilet. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2401 All of you have the memory of a goldfish 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2402 So then I said, 'Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth," and he says, "Yes," so I say... 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2403 Management thought it was time to bring some diversity into the team 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2404 I hate to play the minority card, but I think it's time we flooded the break room. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2405 Our policies continue to put this company underwater...oh, crap 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2406 This meeting is going swimmingly! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2407 Performance has been declining. The Team needs to think out of the box 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2408 I hereby call this DEI committee meeting to order 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2409 Third quarter projections are looking fantastic right now, but could we be seeing a bubble? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2410 I know I may look exactly like my predecessor, but I'll be running things a little differently. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2411 I see a sea of troubles ahead. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2412 Let’s sprinkle some food on the marketing department and see what bubbles up. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2413 I love it; your proposal sounds fishy." Cal Bellamy, Munster, IN 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2414 The decision to scale back was almost unanimous with just a sole holdout 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2415 … so yes, I am aware that I live in a bubble at the end of the day, and that’s why I brought you guys on board. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2416 We're all the same. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2417 It is time to inform you that I inherited the entire estate. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2418 I'm George and I've had a drinking problem since birth. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2419 Todays Tank Talk will discuss what life is like in a glass bowl. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2420 I’m telling you guys, any one of you can be replaced with a houseplant” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2421 I’m happy to be here, work-from-tank was getting lonely. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2422 Yes, it would be disrespectful to order from the fish section of the menu. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2423 For the last time Hilary, I am not FINNISH. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2424 If this takeover doesn't work, there's plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2425 The way I see it, these underwater mortgages are a GOOD thing. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2426 Before we get started, has anyone seen a 3”deep sea diver that blows bubbles? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2427 Blub, blub, blub and I mean it. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2428 Get use to living in a fish bowl. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2429 Yes, obviously I drink the company Kool-Aid. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2430 I will reveal my gender to the Diversity Committee when I figure out what it is." 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2431 The sales team needs to step it up, Johnson - we're barely keeping our heads below water this quarter! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2432 Okay... let's get to the bottom of this fishy business. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2433 All in favor, raise your right fin. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2434 This meeting could have been an email. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2435 It's nice to see you all again now that the writer's strike is over. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2436 One thing I swore I’d NEVER be is a small fish in a big pond…” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2437 As a bottom feeder, Barton excelled in jurisprudence. He ran one of the most successful law firms in D.C. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2438 The first thing on the agenda, only ice water for me, no more filling it up with water from the sea, much too hot 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2439 Who's up for sushi? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2440 Our profits are down since you’re all fish out of water 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2441 The organization is being accused of some fishy practices. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2442 I think we need to look beneath the surface to find the best answers. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2443 I tried not using the bowl, but it made me feel like a fish out of water. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2444 That will eat the entire budget and I’ll go belly up. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2445 PEOPLE! Think outside the bubble! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2446 Now that we're all here we can begin... Now that we're all here we can begin... Now that we're all here we can begin... 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2447 One more word from you and you'll be the one constrained to a bowl. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2448 Big fish swallow smaller fish, yada, yadda, yadda. Any questions? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2449 Don’t worry, I survived the school of hard knocks, and I’m sure we’ll survive this until the tide changes. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2450 The proposed budget looks fishy to me. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2451 Anyone up for a game of Go Fish? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2452 You have to look at it through a new lens 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2453 Corporate is asking us to keep all meetings under 10 seconds, so let’s make this quick. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2454 Brrbluhbrr, brr bluh blub. Brluh? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2455 This is David Foster Wallace water. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2456 I'll have the wild caught,please. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2457 My gills have yet to be wrong. Knock on glass! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2458 How’s the water out there? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2459 Finally cold-blooded creatures are in the diversity pool 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2460 Lunch just got delivered. I want to know right now who ordered sushi. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2461 I bet you guys think that YOU have a high visibility job! 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2462 This idea is pure gold - but one of you has to write it down for me. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2463 Anything better than goldfish ? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2464 Work from home; return to the office. It's the best of all worlds. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2465 I've avoided the hook this long, and this board is not getting rid of me now. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2466 Zoom meetings were the worst. It was like I was looking through a fishbowl. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2467 Gloria immediately regrets not paying attention during her lip-reading course. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2468 The note says they flushed the wrong one down the toilet. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2469 If I want anything done around here, well, I guess you have to do it. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2470 I'm not too worried about the corporation being under water. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2471 Kindly fill out these exit interviews so I’ll remember why I fired you in 10 seconds. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2472 He is on Facebook 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2473 What’s in the fish sticks? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2474 Does anyone have any, out of the bowl, ideas? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2475 She says first quarter revenues are under water 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2476 Stop acting like small fish in a big pond. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2477 If they can't walk, swim, or get carefully carried by a team of dedicated handlers to get to the office 5 days a week then we don't need them working here. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2478 I'm looking to you guys for some outside-the-bowl ideas here. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2479 Every diver deserves a castle and a bubbling clam 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2480 We don’t need a focus group! Carp Crackers will blow the Goldfishies out of the water… 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2481 One more time. Are we men, or are we mice? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2482 And I will fire the next one of you who calls my numbers ‘fishy’. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2483 Everyone will just need to accept that this is a small pond. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2484 All we need is Taylor Swift to go on two dates with an orca and we're set. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2485 There you go again, using that word fishy. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2486 Whoever feeds me gets a bonus. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2487 Your ideas are just too dry. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2488 I'm not interested in the catch of the day. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2489 Being a CEO these days means living in a fishbowl 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2490 And then I combined them beef is healthy. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2491 I hear his wife left him for a beta 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2492 And finally on a personal note, please don’t let the cat out of the bag! John Elliott, Alexandria, Va 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2493 Am I the only one who feels like the company is underwater? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2494 You're going to need to remind me every 3 seconds or so what the hell were doing here 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2495 Alright, feed me the numbers and the crumbs... 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2496 Perhaps, I shouldn’t be the one who takes the minutes. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2497 Our profits are underwater and I can't say "I'm loving it." 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2498 Soon, you’ll all be underwater. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2499 Your motion is tanked. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2500 Just a reminder that what happens in the bowl stays in the bowl. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2501 Grandpa was a goldfish. I'm a highly diversified, highly leveraged, high frequency trading fish, baby! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2502 Deal with it. One day, the entire world will be all water. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2503 Finally, a seat at the table! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2504 Revenue, Schmevenue. Who forgot to change the water in my fishbowl this week? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2505 Imposter syndrome? Try gill rot! 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2506 Why do I seem to be the only one that feels like we're all just looking at this from within our own fish bowl? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2507 Mr Fish, you're still on mute. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2508 Greg was no longer allowed to lead meetings after making the team do 12 straight rounds of introductions. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2509 I’m happy to announce we’ll all be under water by 2024. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2510 I thank you for including someone with gills in this meeting. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2511 We can't survive without liquidity. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2512 It's elections! Y'all need to be fishy! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2513 This is the dawning of the age of aquarium... I'm your new Chief Executive Ofisher 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2514 Personally, I feel like we're under water. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2515 Nowadays, it's either eat or be eaten. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2516 Check the record, but I think that myth about us having only a three second memory came from Trump or Gaetz. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2517 Don't act as if you are a fish out of water but make a splash with your ideas. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2518 I told the guy with the net and I'm telling you, I have no idea how to run a school. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2519 We need to keep this moving here. You each have 20 seconds to make your points. Marty ... start us off please. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2520 Clearly you guys have no idea what it means to swim with the sharks. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2521 I'll trade the high-back to the first person who tosses in a juicy guppy. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2522 So, short your real estate everyone. We're going great gills in aquariums. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2523 You act as if I change my mind every 3 seconds! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2524 What about the saltwater market, I hear it's huge? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2525 Ok, so maybe I embellished a bit when I said I was a shark. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2526 Only a Pisces could be emotionally attached to this project. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2527 Just making sure there’s no texting here. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2528 Now, for the next step in our diversity program. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2529 Does anyone still even eat fish? 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2530 Wait, what was I saying? 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2531 How many times do I have to tell you? No sushi for lunch. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2532 Ok,who fried the fish in the microwave? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2533 I don't get it. You act like being under water is a bad thing. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2534 We should put chicken in "Chicken of the Sea". 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2535 Ok people. Its time to start thinking out of the bowl! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2536 The sushi recipe says the fish should be as fresh as possible. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2537 Tell sour-puss baldie, over there, he is therefore disqualified to be the manager of my 4:30 feeding... 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2538 My day went swimmingly, thanks for asking. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2539 What do you mean you just said that ? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2540 Gee, thanks for the papers, I just love flipping through these papers with my dry hands and my opposable thumbs. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2541 It looks like we're all underwater. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2542 Here it comes.... We're going Global! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2543 If you don't approve, go jump in a lake. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2544 We need to come up with an ad that pulls people in hook, line, and sinker. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2545 He prefers a QR Code menu 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2546 I see you’re nicely diversified and not living in a fishbowl, but your notepads need upgrading. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2547 For the last time, stop microwaving fish at work. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2548 I suggest our next team-building exercise takes place at Sea World. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2549 Next week we'll meet in my castle. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2550 As we gave you a larger chair with last year's bonus, this year we are offering you buyback shares. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2551 Don’t let me ever again hear you say that we’re doing “flush.” 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2552 There's something fishy about this. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2553 This is supposed to be a stand up meeting! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2554 If we don't get under budget by next week, we'll all be underwater. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2555 If you can read my lips, wiggle your fins 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2556 I might as well be a fish out of water. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2557 You’ve got your glass enclosures, I’ve got mine. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2558 Stop with this crazy idea, you’re just going around and around and around. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2559 Swims with the fishes is not an idle threat. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2560 I'm afraid our organization is under water. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2561 Sink or swim, that's my philosophy. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2562 I resent that personification! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2563 And whose bright idea was it to acquire a fish oil manufacturer? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2564 Good job everyone, now let’s break for lunch. Wait, who’s that guy in the chef hat? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2565 What page were we on? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2566 Treading water, Tom? Really? You've got some nerve. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2567 So, my ten year old showed me how to work the new 3D Zoom technology which would have me looking like I was sitting here with you. I hope I look okay. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2568 You have no idea how hard it was for me to get here. I prefer to work remotely." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2569 These sale figures are sinking faster than ... well, you all get the picture. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2570 Someone taught the boss to fish, so you are now stuck with me. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2571 I’ve heard great things about your work breaking the glass ceiling. I wanted to see what you could do about breaking this glass bowl. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2572 Find out the breakdown on us sponsoring a bowl game. I love bowls. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2573 Sorry but I had a day off from school 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2574 After taking the workplace personality test, I learned that I'm a Betta with Alpha energy. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2575 I'll be taking a fins-on approach. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2576 Good work, Hastings. I'm famished. When's that intern coming back with burritos and little, stinky flakes? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2577 Hey, it's not my fault that your father liked me better than all of you and made me head of the company. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2578 The first person to say we’re ‘under water’ on our investments is fired. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2579 I move that we ask the plant to leave the room and that we go into executive session. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2580 For the last time - no, I don’t think want to go on Shark Tank! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2581 It's apparent that our schools taught us very different things. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2582 I can’t hear a word you are saying. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2583 Ignore headlines claiming our corporate governance is fishy 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2584 Look, every time I give feedback, I don’t need the ‘glass houses’ idiom thrown in my face. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2585 What do you mean I said the same thing three seconds ago? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2586 In a focus group,nobody knows you're a fish. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2587 She left it all to me! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2588 Contrary to popular belief, I remember EVERTHING. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2589 From a more global perspective... 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2590 That's 'Finneus,' as in 'Fraud.' 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2591 So you're concerned about rising sea levels. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2592 You asked for a "Fish" restaurant, right? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2593 Our stocks are tanking! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2594 As an optimist – the glass should be more than half-full 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2595 I think it’s a bubble. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2596 Memo - The company dress code is herewith terminated! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2597 I’m not all together happy with, “Life is just a bowl of cherries!” as a company slogan. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2598 I’ve circled back about 10 times with you on this Pam, it’s been dizzying to be honest 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2599 I want to hear ideas on how to get this company out of deep water. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2600 And in quarter 3, we… uh… where was I? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2601 We've gotta get out side our bubble and hit the streets. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2602 As CEO I find that having a 5 second memory is my superpower. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2603 I see your thinking outside the box, but the paradigm has shifted. We need to think outside the bowl. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2604 I'm off-ff the menu. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2605 I should be the next leader of this company...who better than I know what life in a fishbowl is like. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2606 As you can tell, we're under water. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2607 Trust me,you do not want me to think outside of the bowl. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2608 …, and you all know how much I love to play golf… 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2609 And again, do not shit where you eat 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2610 With global water levels rising I'm obivously the only CEO that can get you through these challenging times. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2611 I need your best outside-the-bowl thinking. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2612 I've always thought outside the bowl 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2613 This profit/loss report is the epitome of a fish story! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2614 They dare call me a piranha? I’ll eat them alive for that! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2615 I think it’s time to diversify. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2616 I’ve got it! We’ll call our new hit game… Fishbowl. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2617 The next meeting will be in my penthouse aquarium, scuba gear will be available. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2618 I gathered the team to announce I'm finally being let go. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2619 Another quarter like the last one and I’ll be floating upside down 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2620 This could have fin an email. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2621 The water is warm enough, thank you. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2622 Charlie? Who’s Charlie and what are you sorry for? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2623 Addressing the working in a fishbowl angle..... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2624 OK, this time I want you to really think outside the bowl. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2625 As we all know, I’m the big fish in a little pond; however, unless one of you changes my water, somebody is going to fry. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2626 As of today, Little Fish in the Big City, Inc., will be a force to be reckoned with. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2627 This month's numbers show our company is completely under water. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2628 You people have got to start thinking outside of the box! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2629 I need one of you to work overtime and feed me this weekend. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2630 Having broken the glass ceiling Wanda says she must move on... here she is just a big fish in a small pond!!!! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2631 I'd like to really be closer to my team. Please arrange to have this room filled with water for tomorrow's meeting. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2632 Remember, nobody order any chips. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2633 Should we talk, bonuses or taxes?! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2634 I hear the earthworm salad is to die for… 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2635 You will see that the third quarter profits are down, our market position is weak, and the water in my bowl needs changing. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2636 What you have never seen glasses on a fish? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2637 He left me the company, so deal with it. I will be noting who brings me my food, cleans my bowl, and brings me a little castle to move around in. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2638 The thing is we all have to forget past mistakes. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2639 Where are all your bubbles and glass? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2640 Go ahead, bait me, I've been ready for a long time. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2641 Ok guys, It's ofishial" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2642 OK,so the extended-lifetime scenario didn’t work out. We’ll have to do the best we can with reincarnation. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2643 Nah, I'm good. I don't need a water. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2644 ...and don't ever try to bait me! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2645 It was just the way she said ‘vanilla’ 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2646 We could have clarified things better in the interview process, but im still thrilled to start today as CFO 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2647 Don't all jump up at once to change my water. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2648 Which one of you wants to open a can of worms? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2649 I suppose we could have Zoomed, but hey, as long as the Gulf Stream was headed this way … 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2650 and we're changing the corporate name to X. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2651 Now, just a reminder, we have a guest speaker on impostor syndrome next week. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2652 One more joke about my memory and I'll flush *you* down the toilet. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2653 So here’s the deal: we’re taking your real estate. Get over it. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2654 Can someone please repeat the question, I forgot. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2655 We’re all a little underwater this week. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2656 I thought they said the meeting was in the Fishbowl... 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2657 …and then he threatened to flush me, so yes I’d like to file an HR complaint. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2658 it was lovely being a part of your think-tank 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2659 If you people can't figure out how to lightly sprinkle food on surface of this bowl, how the heck can I be confident of your fiscal aquity? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2660 Among the applicants he has the most guts, but that could be a problem 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2661 Come on, don't be koi... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2662 You Department Heads should know when something is fishy in this company. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2663 Be the water. Be the freaking water. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2664 Must be nice working from home in the office... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2665 It's true. There are lots of us in the sea, but I'm the only one here, so listen up! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2666 What do you mean I “drink like a fish”? I thought this was supposed to be a fishbowl meeting, not a fishbowl intervention. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2667 Of all the joints in all the boroughs in the whole city, you had to bring me to a sushi restaurant. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2668 Let us get down to business and stop fretting over sea level rise. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2669 Someone switch my bowl for a box, because I'm about to think outside of it! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2670 OK, listen up and take good notes. In six minutes I won’t remember any of this. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2671 Yes" is the answer to what your'e thinking 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2672 Am I the only one who can see we're underwater? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2673 In my opinion, this whole company's underwater. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2674 In keeping with my open bowl policy, I've invited you all for lunch. But please, no ceviche. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2675 Who’s the lost soul now? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2676 Our stock’s down three points AGAIN? We’re already half under water! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2677 Who was I blaming? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2678 -and that's how I escaped Seth MacFarlane's animation sweatshop. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2679 Read my lips: MY CHAIR IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2680 Let's not think outside the box. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2681 Did you happen to catch the special today? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2682 Could you lift the menu a bit so I can read it better? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2683 May I suggest for this project that everyone think outside the bowl?" 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2684 —in conclusion our continuing refinement of fossil fuels has no correlation with rising sea levels 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2685 Glub Glub, I’m a fish 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2686 If there’s nothing more to talk take me to my bath 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2687 I'm not going to sugarcoat it, we're barely afloat, people. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2688 Let’s think outside of the bowl 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2689 As long as it's scalable. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2690 I left my last job because I really felt owed more autonomy. . 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2691 That’s GOLD, Perkins! GOLD! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2692 We need a bit more species diversity. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
2693 Mom always said I’d someday make it from the sea to the C-suite. 1.2037 0.04880 108 91 12 5
2694 I hope you remember to feed me? 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2695 Is it me, or are we going around in circles? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2696 And I'll be wanting a key to the executive aquarium. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2697 I''ll have the turf 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2698 Have you ever seen ‘The Shape of Water?’” is a perfectly innocent question to ask a female employees. The Me Too movement has gone too far 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2699 Judy, love the dress. Jimbo, where's my coffee? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2700 Who are you calling glass-bowl? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2701 Just remember, here I'm the Big Fish in the little pond! 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
2702 Yes, Kevin can suck all the oxygen from a room. What's your point? 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
2703 I’m in the fishbowl? Donna, it’s clear to everyone at this table you aren’t pulling your weight for the team. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2704 Does anyone else find it cold in here? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
2705 Speak up please, I've got water in my ears! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2706 There's no glass ceiling. I'm proof. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2707 No, you DON’T have to swim with the sharks! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2708 … and don’t think I’m unaware of your, ‘Tuna Salad Tuesdays’, Marla. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2709 Board, as CFO, I'm informing you the currect economy has us underwater. I suggest we pivot to another product line I have been researching. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2710 First on the agenda is you know we have more than a 3 second memory--right? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2711 Do you realize that air you're breathing is totally contaminated? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2712 I got here by forgetting the past..... I got here by forgetting the past.... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2713 What do you mean we're drowning?!? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2714 Do I LOOK like I could throw a stone? It's the "living in a fishbowl" metaphor! Get it right for once! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2715 Yes, Gang, there’s something fishy going on. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2716 I expect your reports in my bowl by close of business. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2717 For today's meeting, just think outside the bowl. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2718 Enough stupid questions. We all agreed this was a fishing expedition. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2719 bluhblubluhblub .. bluhbbluhbluhb.. blub... bluhubub! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2720 If you are wondering why I am in the chairman's seat, it's because I am a big fish. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2721 Another bad quarter and we'll all be underwater. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2722 I’m pitching us on Shark Tank next week. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2723 WHAT THE FISH . . . 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2724 This position is very confining! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2725 It says,give him one worm for lunch. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2726 you can't have me fried- you've just been fired! 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2727 I didn't get this far by "going with the flow". 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2728 And I think it's speceist to say I'm carping on the DEI issue, Fred! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2729 My school challenges yours to a swim meet. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2730 I know I’m out of my depth here but I propose….. 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2731 We're not even a big fish in a little pond. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2732 This quarter I'm barely keeping my head below water! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2733 It may be hard to believe, but I worked my way up to where I am today. I was once a carnival fish, living in a modest plastic bag... 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2734 The company's underwater but I know what to do. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2735 The problem with you all is you can't think inside the box. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2736 Our succession planning should consider pingpong balls. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2737 Before we begin could one of you sprinkle me some food? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2738 We need to branch out: ponds! lakes! rivers! 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2739 Watch me inspire. 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
2740 Sorry, where was I?? 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2741 I suggest we sell bubble gum 1.2024 0.04410 84 67 17 0
2742 Let’s order lunch. Who’s up for sushi? 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2743 As the CEO of this think-tank I would like to propose a new way of working... 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
2744 Who's having the fish? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2745 We have many underwater properties that have just flooded the market." 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2746 Do you smell something fishy or is it just me? 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2747 Why doesn't anybody want to discuss our succession plan? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2748 Well, being reincarnated as a fish isn't too bad. It could have been worse. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2749 I’ll have the red snapper, in parchment and a salad to Start , oh ..a kir, please. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2750 The majority has decided that all members of the board must have moist supple skin. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2751 I think you all know that your grandfather was a long time client of Fishman and Cuttle 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2752 So whose turn is it to change the water? 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2753 My territory is 71 percent of the earth's surface! 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2754 I pay you guys to think OUTSIDE the bowl! 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2755 I’m the fluctuating market specialist 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2756 You have 3 seconds! 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2757 No plankton? What kind of joint is this? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2758 Drowning in debt? I don't even know what that means! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2759 Fellow members of Shark Tank. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2760 Is the fish fresh? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2761 Look around you: I've already won! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2762 All in favor, wag your tail. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2763 You need to get out of your bubbles and … 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
2764 These buyers seem fishy to me 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2765 And Jane, you contact Catnip Industries Inc. and tell them we’ll see them in court. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2766 Carol, the shape of THIS cracker honors my Uncle Harold. And…. if you think you can go behind my dorsal fin, you got another thing coming! 1.2000 0.05988 85 74 5 6
2767 We need more pirate ships and neon coral." 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2768 The meeting with the new CEO went off swimmingly. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2769 The guy who wrote the last memo sleeps with the fishes. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2770 In my time and place, before you all were around, being underwater was grrrrrreat! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2771 They don't call me GOLDsmith for nothing...... 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2772 I warned you! The firm is under water! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2773 First order of business, buy scuba equipment for everyone at the company 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2774 The memo said we were having fish for dinner, but I didn't expect this. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2775 Kevin, you called this meeting, is it about water quality again? 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2776 We need transparency. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2777 For my 10th term I plan to come back as an orangutan. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2778 The Make-A-Fish foundation 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2779 You've got to understand this, folks -- financially we're all totally under water! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2780 Liquidate any asset that's not solvent. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2781 What kind of food is this? I keep forgetting. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2782 Don't talk to ME about living in a fishbowl! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2783 So again, where are we on the “you need to feed me” project ? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2784 So you see, we just need to think outside the bowl. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2785 E 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2786 Is it just me or is it wet in here? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2787 Let's not talk about circling the drain just yet. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2788 I told you we could corner the cracker market. Now all I'm asking for is a bigger tank. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2789 Well, the homeless don’t even have a pot to piss in 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2790 As you can see from these numbers, we're floundering. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2791 He wants to do a "Zoom Call" next time. Sez he prefers sitting too... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2792 I've looked at the numbers. Trust me. We're underwater. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2793 The report sounds fishy, and your diversity plans have floundered. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2794 We're NOT thinking in a box! A bubble is an entirely different thing... 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
2795 Your business plan just doesn't hold water. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2796 Next person who tells me to think outside the bowl is going to get my tail up their tail. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2797 Instead of meeting adjourned, let’s say, go fish! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2798 We should have nothing to do with them. That company will be underwater in mere months. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2799 There's something fishy about this company. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2800 I know what I'm talking about. Y'all are putting this company underwater. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2801 This is the beginning of the sea change we were talking about. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2802 Schooled you all again! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2803 Lose the glasses and you remind me of DiFranco 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2804 The profit margin is higher on "Chips & Fish". 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2805 Lets not treat me like a fish out of water, because…clearly I’m not!!!” 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2806 Remind me what you said two minutes ago? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2807 I'd hate to burst your bubble but I'm the one underwater. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2808 I need you people to expand your horizons 1.2000 0.04020 100 80 20 0
2809 Diversity -our most valuable asset. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
2810 I convinced her not to leave it to the cat. 1.2000 0.05988 85 74 5 6
2811 Stop me if you've heard this one before. "A fish walks into a bar ..." 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2812 I think he's pleading that we not order the fish fry. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2813 Profits are down .. time to think outside the bowl. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2814 And I can assure you with full confidence, there is no glass ceiling. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2815 With any luck,the whole company will be underwater by Christmas. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2816 It's time to school you on a few things. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2817 A striped tank top for our quarterly meeting? Really, Denise? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2818 Ok, who is taking meeting minutes? We start over every three seconds around here. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2819 Hello, sharks 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2820 Fluctuat nec mergitur 1.2000 0.05519 95 82 7 6
2821 So what if we go underwater? 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2822 You all need to think outside the bowl. Also, change my water. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2823 The first rule for today’s focus group is to NOT focus on seafood. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2824 I’m drowning in paperwork here! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2825 My Pronouns? (ichthy/fin) 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2826 I know with the recent restructuring, you have gone through a series of team managers. That does not entitle you to call me the Fish of the Day. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2827 Don't tell me that working here is like living in a fishbowl. Living in a fishbowl, is like living in a fishbowl. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2828 The results are in and, unfortunately, the firm is still scoring low on diversity. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2829 Wait. A good idea is bubbling up. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
2830 THANKS FOR THE GLASSES WANDA. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2831 Forget the third quarter earnings,I already have. 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2832 We can’t have him terminated. He identifies as a CEO. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2833 “Numbers are up for the third consecutive quarter since I took over. You need to make sure they stay up so the board does not see my success as a fluke .” 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
2834 Look...I don't call you four-eyes, you baldie, or him blackie, her frizzy, or you the woke bloke....so stop declaring that there is something fishy going on here!! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2835 I may have been an odd choice for your new board chair but rumors to the contrary I’m not a fish out of water. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2836 We need to remain transparent and really think outside the bowl on this project. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2837 Can anyone here translate those air bubbles we’ve got to get the meeting under way? He’s putting us in a time crunch. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2838 Look, I really am the CEO. I’m not a catfish. 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2839 I don’t know how you did it, but these glasses fit great. Did you measure when I was sleeping? Amazing work. Thank you for the gift. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
2840 I was told the promotion would come with a bigger bowl. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
2841 Ok. Now, circular economy 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
2842 I just think calling it an 'ecosystem' is a bit much. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2843 I’d like to say it was hard work, but honestly luck and timing had just as much to do with me getting here. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
2844 Can you look away? I need to pee. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2845 So I’m thinking it’s about time for a rebrand… how about Goldfish Sachs? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2846 Yes, yes, we get it. You don't have to fishplain. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
2847 I wasn’t bowled over by anything you floated past me. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2848 So,what's my feeding schedule for this week? 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
2849 It's a matter of perspective. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2850 Set the timer for 7 seconds while we discuss pay. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2851 What do you mean you don't want a mortgage that is underwater? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2852 'No one? Anyone? Come on, people, I'm drowning here!' 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2853 I'm not saying our company is sinking, but I'm the only one here who can swim. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2854 Fish got to swim..birds got to fly..I vote to continue to lie.. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2855 Yes, I inherited everything. But don't worry. There will be room for everyone in the snazzy, new aquarium I'm buying. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2856 Yes,a much larger chair IS one of the advantages to living in a fish bowl. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2857 Am I the only one in the room who can't seem to get his head above water in this company? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2858 Before anyone asks - yes, these are fisheye prescription glasses 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2859 I’ll have a plate of frys 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2860 I find the term "human resources" too exclusive 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2861 When your attention span surpasses nine seconds, you can go back to leading this team. Until then... Are you listening to me? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2862 You're all wet! Take it from me. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2863 If you're fishing for compliments, forget it. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2864 Think out of the bowl 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2865 I think you should stick with the turf tonight. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2866 We need to be clear with criteria on proxy guidelines! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2867 I was talking to the plant. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2868 Grateful you eliminated the glass ceiling, but now can we put our minds to how I get by without the glass bowl? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2869 Trust me. Don't order the salmon. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2870 I appreciate this exit interview, but my decision is final. I'm resigning to start my own satellite school. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2871 I thought you *wanted* to be under water. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2872 First step: find the guy with the lamp. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2873 If we don't scale back, soon the whole company will be underwater. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2874 Item #1: Find the witch who changed me in a goldfish. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2875 And in conclusion I'd like to thank all of you and confirm the annual bonus of fresh water in your tank and a daily pinch of ant eggs will continue through 2024. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2876 We won't be able to keep our heads above water. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2877 Why do I always feel like the naked CEO? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2878 First rate, Janet! That's exactly the kind of outside-of-the-bowl thinking I'm looking for. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
2879 Change your myopic view of things…come join me in the fish bowl! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2880 It's a matter of succession. My stepson, the koi, is ready to take over. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2881 Dear human subjects, please share with the focus group what comes to mind when you hear about "feeding the fishes"? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2882 One more crack about my world view and you’re all fired. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2883 Time to liquidate our assets. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2884 You’ll be wondering why I asked you here, as am I. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2885 And then,the next thing ya know I’m being chased by an eel. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2886 Marvin had to work twice as hard to shake the name “beta” fish. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2887 Rumors about this company being underwater are greatly exaggerated. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2888 My clients demand the release of all aquatic hostages. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
2889 …bonito flakes and dried shrimp. and now let’s talk about the music. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2890 As you can see, the numbers are a bit fishy. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
2891 Team, I don't know how I could be any clearer that our entire portfolio remains underwater. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
2892 This corporate takeover will be like shooting fish in a barrel 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2893 And keep that house cat on a leash, for God's sake! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2894 As you can see, I've have made personal changes in my long term plans to keep a New York City headquarters in 2040 and beyond. Will you? 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
2895 As we move forward, I have one word for all of you--transparency. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2896 fishless oceans by 2050. we thought they were going to die, not enter our workspaces! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2897 A case of submerged psychosis. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2898 Blub 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2899 Let's step out of our comfort zone. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2900 Wanna join my think tank? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2901 I’m just a temp. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2902 I propose that we no longer drink from the water cooler. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2903 Wait... I forgot what I was saying. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2904 You guys are acting like fish out of water. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2905 Underwater loan? Bring it on! 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2906 Your ideas are just too dry, let's try to think outside of the fish tank. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2907 I’ll try the bald guy. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2908 Don’t bother with names, I have a short memory. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2909 If there's anything fishy going on here I need to know about it 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2910 This is not a school. Let's behave like a think-tank 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
2911 Good work, we've got them hook, line, and sinker. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2912 The fish is terrible here. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2913 Thanks for meeting with me, I’m the new head of security 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2914 Look, I've seen the quarterly reports, and I'm not going to water it down. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2915 That's an interesting point of view, as long as we take a ph balanced approach. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2916 Stop looking at me as though I'M THE FRESH CATCH SPECIAL!!! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2917 You all have it easy, my is life is really like living in a fishbowl. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2918 I know, I know, ranked-choice voting got me here -- but, we're not using ranked-choice to decide the "how often to clean my filter" question. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2919 Youu brought me to sushi restaurant--- what were you thinking??? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2920 Not to sound morbid, but y'all gotta do what you can to find my replacement ASAP—cast a wide net. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2921 I’m through being koi; the layoffs begin tomorrow. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2922 Folks, I think we need even more diversity on this board. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2923 No, Johnson, I see nothing funny about our recent phishing attack. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2924 To maximize our apparent assets, we will declare my bowl as having the capacity of the Central Park Reservoir. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2925 Didn’t know this was a zoom call. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2926 I’ll have the lobster 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2927 As youe new CEO I want to promote a new culture of transparency. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
2928 I can't remember why I hired you people in the first place!! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2929 Is it just me or do we seem to be going around in circles here? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
2930 Out of my depth? I think not. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2931 I did NOT say that. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
2932 Don't worry about the water, it's just coffee. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2933 This whole meeting has been nothing more than a fishing expedition into my expense account! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2934 Where are your bowls of water? 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
2935 OK. (Dramatic pause) Who has been profoundly disrespected since our last meeting? Not all at once! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2936 Living in my fishtank ain't bad. Look at all you have to live with. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2937 The next time I hear, “Something fishy’s going on here.”, someone is getting fired!” 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2938 It all seems pretty fishy to me. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2939 Being you are what you eat - I’ll have the chef’s fish special. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2940 Well from my perspective things are going swimmingly, but then they always are, unless we’re dead. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2941 I hear that the Beef Wellington is very good! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
2942 … but enough about me. Say, anyone else ready to dive in? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
2943 I have a strong feeling we’re about to burst this bubble. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2944 I have insider information that our finances are underwater. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2945 Item 5: 'To purchase the CEO, yours truly, a bicycle.' Before you ask, No, I don't want an electric one. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2946 Look, we're underwater here! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2947 We need to think out of the bowl. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2948 You’re ignoring the elephant fish in the room. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2949 On the other hand, if I TEACH you to fish, it'll improve the bottom line for everyone. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2950 I’ve been in this office for ten years listening to all of your baloney. I am just asking for a seat at the table. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2951 I’ll be moving to a bigger office to focus on this quarter’s growth. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2952 One word… Flakes. They’re gonna be huge. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2953 Everyone take a deep breath . . . 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2954 Now that the writers' strike is over, I want to see more scripts about goldfish, got it? And when I say goldfish, I don't mean whales, piranhas, or sharks! I mean goldfish, dammit! 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2955 We owe more than we are worth! I don’t know why you can’t see it! 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2956 Enough with this fishbowl nonsense. Get me a tank. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2957 Which one of you said "There's something fishy about this meeting"? 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
2958 I feel I am drowning in work. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2959 Obviously, I am in support of the ban on plastic bags. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2960 I told her, "a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. Am I right or what? 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2961 I think the writing’s on the wall that this company is going in a different direction. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2962 Why do you think I am where I am? Shark mentality, that's why! 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2963 And after the crypto bubble, the cannabis bubble, then the AI bubble, until we have all the bubbles… 🫧 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2964 So, the fish is good here. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2965 Plastics. We have the plastics card. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2966 No more oil 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2967 I’m sooty to sell you, but your bottom line is under water. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2968 ...and then he falls out of his boat, the propeller gets him good. Then he's tangled in a net. Fish gather and laugh and laugh. 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2969 First, get me a bigger bowl, second, a lot of female fish. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2970 Be sure your Minutes are on a waterproof tablet. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2971 I'm just shocked that none of you offered that plant behind me a chair? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2972 The oil company had to honor its pledge to promote biodiversity, or else Bubbles would sue. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2973 No one should be working from home except the cats. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2974 I almost drowned when I read your report. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2975 I know this is morbid, but it's time we think about my successor. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2976 Did you ever hear the joke about the Chairman of the board who drinks like a fish? 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2977 Oh come on now, scale up, you’re all thinking like fish out of water on this. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2978 You're ecologically late. We've been hooked. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2979 Will one of you worthless peons clean my eyeglassses! 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2980 "At last a diverse Focus Group!" 1.1951 0.04403 82 66 16 0
2981 If you tell me one one more time that I need to get out oof my bubble... 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2982 Says here he also ran his former company under water 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2983 We’re going to wait until there’s more market liquidity. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2984 Is one of you going to go talk to finance, or am I going to have to ask one of you to carry me there myself? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2985 Don't worry, it's me, Don Knotts. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2986 Hello. I'm Huey Long. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2987 Yes, they let me off the hook again 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2988 Everyone looooves to talk about the glass ceiling problem. It’s never the glass bowl problem. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2989 I’m just going to say it — I liked it better when everyone on the board was fish. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2990 I am a shark METAPHORICALLY Rosa. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2991 Now remember, we’re marketing for the big fish. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
2992 Homeschooling doesn't work for me. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2993 If you want to get data on fish schooling behavior, you need to get me some company. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2994 I realize that it’s difficult to accept that your father left his entire estate to me. But my shelf life is limited, so just change my water once in awhile , and I won’t forget it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2995 That’s fish with an ‘f’ not phish with ‘p’ ! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2996 There are no bad ideas in a think tank. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
2997 Remember to cater to our viewers, whose perspectives are closer to mine than yours. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
2998 From my point of view, our company has tanked." 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
2999 I may not remember your names but I know incompetence when I see it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3000 What were we talking about? 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3001 As a recovering pet, all I ask is, please don't tap on the glass. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3002 The doctor said I could do it until I needed glasses, but he didn't say it would turn me into a fish. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3003 The new beta is working swimmingly…the product and myself 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3004 Sure, but in this bowl I am the biggest fish! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3005 We’re going to drag these union pieces of shit across the fucking coals! Bleed them dry and leave them to starve to death out on that picket line for all I care, we will NOT yield to their goddamn demands! I don’t give a FUCK about the optics! When the board elected me to this position they did it for a reason! Because I’m a no nonsense fish who knows what it takes to turn a profit from the bankrupt shithole this company was when I was brought on. And if you don’t like my methods well there’s the fucking door! Any questions?! 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3006 I brought you back to the office because I'm hungry. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3007 Diversity has gone too far 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3008 ’I forget how I feel about this new work from home policy.‘ 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3009 Before we get started, would anyone like water? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3010 Stop submitting grievances on the hostile fish takeover. Either swim along with my colleagues, or you will be canned. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3011 Now where was I? No seriously. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3012 Since when is underwater a bad thing? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
3013 Good afternoon, I am your new Director of Global Warming Planning. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3014 I know we'll be swimming against the tide but if we use the right bait we'll bring in those new accounts hook, line and sinker. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3015 I negotiated 100% work-from-home. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3016 C'mon people, we have to think outside the bowl! 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3017 I've gathered us all here for a good reason. And before we begin, I need you all to help me remember what that good reason was. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3018 No one can complain about the lack of diversity in this focus group. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3019 It's clear by this chair that you were expecting a shark, but let's get started. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3020 Swim a mile in my bowl before you say that. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3021 I am willing each of you 50 goldfish flakes! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3022 Who’s now sleeping with who. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3023 Before I begin reviewing your proposals, you know I’m a big proponent of complete transparency. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3024 What’s the matter? You look like a bunch of little fish in a big pond who’ve never seen a big fish in a little pond ! 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3025 I’ll have Still. For obvious reasons. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
3026 Blub Blub, Blub Blub Blub 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
3027 There's some climate change going on in this bowl 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3028 Okay, so changing my species wasn't a great idea... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3029 Get out of there fish! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
3030 Starting tomorrow, air-breathing employees will need scubas. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3031 Let’s look at it from the viewpoint of the consumer. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3032 The first order of business is to flood the corner office. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3033 You can't commit fraud if you're already under water. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3034 We need to scale this business fast, before we end up in the toilet. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3035 I am not a fish out of water! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3036 Let's expand the crackers empire. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
3037 The meeting is at 9:00? I’ll have to shift my tank cleaning to 10:00 to make it. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3038 I may not be an ichthyologist but I do know the difference between a milf and a shark. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
3039 I repeat, do not try and feed me impossible fish. I don't care what your company feeds the humans. I want the real stuff. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3040 Well, we need a brand new marketing strategy; so let’s think outside the bowl here, ok? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3041 Yes. Technically the company is now under water, but hear me out… 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3042 Yes yes yes blah blah blah, okay can someone please feed me!? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3043 I know what you're thinking 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3044 That's right, absolute transparency, I am loaded with murcury. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3045 Just keep swimming, they said. Now I'm in a board meeting! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3046 The advantage of our loans being underwater applies mostly to me. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3047 How about never, does never work for you? Did I say that already? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
3048 And then I said, “wait, what’s water?” 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3049 Sometimes it takes a glass bowl to smash through the glass ceiling 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
3050 I hope we are not here for the suishi...that is not the severance package we talked about! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3051 bloop pop bop...NO...blip blip bloop...MORE.....plip pop...FISH STICKS.. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3052 From the way I see it, this company is going under. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3053 Just because I'm a silent partner doesn't mean I can't tell you what I think. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3054 Appears to be a school of humans 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3055 The human is fresh today. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3056 Just think of "circling the bowl" as a team effort. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3057 I keep telling you, stay inside the bowl! Inside the bowl! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3058 You feel like a fish out of water here? How can you say that? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3059 So anyway, as I was saying, "Blub blub blub blub." 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3060 We’ll all be under water in a few years. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3061 Listen, people! Let's just swim with this! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3062 Thank you for bring me in as Chairman of the Board to turn this company around. Since my life expectancy is three days, our first act should be to pick a successor. 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3063 You all are acting like a fish out of water! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3064 Workplace atmosphere, we’re close, I have just one more idea… 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3065 Can I just say I'm glad none of the sharks invested 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3066 No, we will NOT be ordering fish and chips for lunch 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3067 The numbers are looking a bit fishy. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3068 And no more fish and chips in the cafeteria” 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3069 I may be an outlier here, but to me the underwater real estate market is nothing but an opportunity. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3070 I hear you. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3071 Look, either this company will sink or swim. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3072 Hello, my name is Finn, I’m the new manager… unfortunately we are out of fish today. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3073 As the big fish in this small bowl, it's my way or the highway! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3074 What do you mean there's something fishy about the financial statements? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3075 We need to discredit the pescatarians before Friday. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3076 She left everything to her goldfish! 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3077 Our basic strategy is "big fish eats the little fish". 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3078 Could someone grab that paper for me? I can't quite reach it. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3079 I'm glad you all have your notebooks today. Now lets talk about my needs. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3080 We’ll go old-school on this… Just test the water… 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3081 Motion to aerate. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3082 I made my first billion before you were born, so listen up! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3083 I assure you. Fintech will never replace me. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3084 Your proposal sounds pretty fishy to me. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3085 I owe all my success to starting out as a big fish in a small pond. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3086 My school was not this diverse." 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3087 He’s keeping the seat warm for Elijah. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3088 C’mon people, it’s time to think outside the fishbowl! 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
3089 If I can find a way to get into this seat, you can find a way to meet our quarterly numbers! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3090 I think it's fair to say our financials are in the tank. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3091 I'm sorry, can we go back five seconds? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3092 Again, where were we? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3093 Trust me, everyone falls for ragebait. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
3094 Being the leader of the firms diversity and inclusion efforts sure has its benefits 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3095 Bubbles. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3096 They bring me in as a consultant when the company is underwater. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
3097 I don’t see the problem with being underwater 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
3098 It's perfect! Our first quarter numbers are completely underwater! 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3099 You’re all fired. I want you out of here in one … two … 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3100 Why the glum faces? Our investments are under water. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3101 Whaddaya mean, glassbowl? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3102 This year's goals are the same. I just want to be a big fish in a small pond! 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3103 Who wants to grab lunch at that little pet store on 47th? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
3104 Humans hate the boss fish so they are going to eat him. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3105 The boss says to tell you that we're drowning in debt. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
3106 Actually, thousands of suckers are born every minute. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
3107 Ok, who's the smart aleck who made paper slides! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3108 Who’s taking seconds for this meeting? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
3109 Johnson, that's a load of carp and you know it. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3110 I am not using Zoom. Yes this is my home but I am in the office. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
3111 To my horror and chagrin the DNA testing showed that not one of you is a blood relation 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
3112 Trust me - I am doing my best to keep my head above water. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3113 Good work, people. It looks like this company is headed underwater. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3114 We are going to be the first fund that specializes in underwater mortgages. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3115 The good news is, the company’s about to be completely under water. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3116 The open office floor plan make me feel like I'm in a fishbowl 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3117 They all keep saying I have a 9 second attention span. I'm so much more than that. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3118 So we're agreed then: lay off everyone working from home, merge the advertising and PR departments, and I get an extra daily sprinkle of flakes in perpetuity. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3119 I look like a fish. But when it comes to business, don’t be fooled. I’m really a shark. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3120 Which one of you suggested we divest our off-shore holdings? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3121 You will continue to push your carbon emissions to the limit until my family and I can swim freely on these streets! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3122 Just for the record, I think you're 'glub-glub' joke was highly insensitive. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3123 Before we start, can someone get me a bigger bowl? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3124 While Steve's away in Cabo , I'll be reviewing the sales projection reports 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3125 Let’s move on, I think Ted Lasso said it best”… 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3126 We have had a few nibbles” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3127 Sorry Frank, but your opinion just doesn't hold any water. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3128 Trust me guys, being under water isn’t nearly as bad as it sounds! 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3129 The estate was willed to me. So now I'm in charge. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3130 Change the water. And while you're at it, clean the air. Geez. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3131 I can see right through your fishy plot 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3132 Glub is the new glib. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3133 You can't fire me, I—what were we just talking about? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3134 Fishy dinners in the city 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3135 If you read the reports I’ve brought, you’ll find that flooding the suburbs is an excellent idea 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3136 Please get me out of the sun!! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3137 May I order shrimp, plankton and tiny crustaceans- make them medium rare, please. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3138 Trust me, something smells fishy about this deal. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3139 Well,I do bring a different perspective to the table. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3140 Look, she got the aquarium in the divorce...I got water over my head and I'm still swimming ok 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3141 Please keep all pitches under 10 seconds. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3142 Hey, Smith, stop passing love notes to Ms. Jones! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3143 Sorry, I took FiFi, the dog',s, seat, but I'm sometimes entitled as well. Robert Jablon, 202-333-5332, rcjablon@aol.com 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3144 My door is always open. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3145 . I know it sounds fishy! I’m a fish dammit! 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
3146 Board members, I regret to inform you, the company has had a bad year, and we're going belly up. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3147 My being in charge of this division is directly due to our new bio-diversity program 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3148 You make it sound like a bad thing that your shares are under water. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3149 Q3: Sales are up, but scales are down. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3150 Our accreditation is going swimmingly. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3151 And then my dad said, "Look around you... Someday this will all be yours." 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3152 We need to make serious changes around here, starting with my water. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3153 Is it me or is something fishy? 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3154 I want a treasure chest with air bubbles coming out of it in every home by the end of next quarter! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3155 Our assets are underwater. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3156 As your new CEO, I really can't dwell on the past. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3157 ...and I'm getting of the sushi bar. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3158 I’m sorry, but there will be no bonuses this year. I’m completely under water. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3159 Why don’t we circle back tomorrow. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3160 Don’t look so worried. Being underwater is not a problem! 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3161 I like the fish flakes, but if you’re a bottom feeder I’d recommend the pellets. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
3162 Could I borrow a pen? 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3163 Forgive me if I said this 5 minutes ago... 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
3164 Can someone get me a glass of water? I’m losing my voice. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
3165 The time has come to boil the ocean. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3166 And can you imagine if I let my SAT scores stop me from doing what I love. You know how the saying goes, you can’t judge a fish by how well it climbs a tree. 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
3167 It's like The Birds meets Cujo, but with goldfish. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
3168 I'm sorry, I forgot your name. 1.1895 0.04802 95 80 12 3
3169 " I'm vetoing your last proposal : Too many Hooks, Lines, and Sinkers." 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3170 If I can be turned into a fish what do you think is going to happen to you dummies? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3171 Come on, braniacs. Privacy and transparency constitute a unity. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3172 And you... Mr. Fish? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3173 Life is definitely not a bowl of cherries. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3174 My will is very specific...a golden toilet... 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
3175 I think someone here may be uncomfortable if I order the grouper. . . 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3176 Clearly we went too far with thinking outside the bowl. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3177 We’re going to buy back some of our floating shares to shore up investor confidence. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3178 It's worse than you think, the company's stock price has tanked, and our net worth is now underwater! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3179 If you can’t hear me, read my lips. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3180 And all company cat food should have fish flavor removed immediately. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3181 One more time, please, Jasmin; you took more than 3 seconds to explain whatever that was. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3182 We’re revamping our ad campaigns. Let’s start thinking outside of the bowl everyone. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3183 'I'll have the salmon, but make it sushi grade, please! And a side of bubbles. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3184 As it happens, I do live in a fish bowl. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3185 There’s nothing fishy about honest-to-goodness top-down decision-making. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
3186 And so, to conclude...what was this meeting about again? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
3187 I join my colleague the plant in finding this proposal unacceptably bipedestrian. I move that the chairs be vacated. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3188 So then I said… ‘No YOU’RE living in a bubble’ 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
3189 Their flakes and granules are the best in town.” 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3190 If we have a disagreement, all toilets must be locked. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3191 I say 'Go Fish' you fools. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3192 I'm sorry, could you repeat that? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3193 The Incredible Mr. Limpet was my father. You can call me The Incredible Phil. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3194 Trust me, in 20 years everybody's going to look like this. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3195 Watch the bubble. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
3196 Mistake? Forget about that. Be a goldfish. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3197 When other women ask me how to become a CEO, I tell them to eat their children. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3198 Please, no more tuna fish sandwiches! 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
3199 Dear colleagues, clearly, we are in a financial bubble 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
3200 You idiot! The math is bound to be a little fishy. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
3201 You are all invited to my place this weekend for a pool party. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3202 Don't listen to him. He's playing koi again. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3203 All the plans that you have presented to me do not hold water. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3204 He's really dull. We need someone with more emotion and warmth of personality. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3205 I’ll have the sardine. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3206 I hope this visual helps you understand our current fiscal situation. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3207 Well ... I wouldn't say it's EXACTLY like living in a fishbowl ... 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
3208 We gotta think outside the bowl for this one 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
3209 None of your ideas are holding my attention. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3210 And for the corporate Halloween event, I’ll need one of you to tip me into a pumpkin. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3211 You think I’m under water, look at those numbers! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3212 Something’s fishy! 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3213 Sorry if I offended you but I have no filter 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3214 We should call her Donna. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3215 I know it’s hard to notice a dysfunction in the family. It’s like me noticing the air that I breathe. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3216 Thank you for including water breathers in this year’s diversity, equity and inclusion program 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3217 Please take note, no cats will be allowed at the shareholders meeting. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3218 Just the turf for me 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3219 Now, what was I saying? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3220 As long as I'm in charge here, there will be no sushi at the holiday party. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3221 Wait, so you're trying to tell me how YOUR housing market is in a crisis? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3222 Sorry I’m late. The tide started running local. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3223 I’d like to start this meeting with some current events 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3224 Without acknowledging climate change, we should assure New Yorkers that life under water is an attractive option. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
3225 Yes, I have the brain of a fish and you’re all dumber than a box of rocks, but remember, diversity is our strength! Oh, and try not to get robbed, raped, or carjacked on your way home. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3226 I've decided our company will go global. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3227 And in an epic plot twist, she runs off with the fish. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3228 Don't you get a kick out of those celebs complaining about living in a fish bowl! 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3229 I can't speak for my salt water friends, but I'd deep six your proposal. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3230 Well, of course all my idea is all wet! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
3231 I fail to see how our company is always underwater." 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3232 I'd like the team to get back to me when I'm not so underwater. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3233 For companies under water, I'm the guy. 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
3234 Diversity…schmiversity!!! There’s something fishy about the whole damn thing. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3235 Make sure to check the bill for extra credit card charges. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3236 C'mon, people! Try thinking inside the bowl for once. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3237 Well it might sound fishy to you... 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3238 We can't all work from home. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3239 I have called you all together to get a fish view of the survival of the environment 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3240 It's not just me that's telling you Water is Life. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3241 Look, if you ask me- proud to say my tuna cousins really make the salad… 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3242 Pass the water. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3243 ...and this is why you should adopt a strict vegan diet with no fish, to help my friends repopulate the oceans." 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3244 Currently we are underwater. Solutions? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3245 I move that we're transparent enough already. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
3246 I'm sorry; what was that about excessive public scrutiny? 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3247 Dave, this is an in person meeting. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3248 I’m trying to break the glass bowl here. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
3249 I like being a big fish in a small pond. Something in the big pond would eat me. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
3250 Let’s wrap up this meeting before I’m fried. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3251 I've called this meeting to discuss Mrs. Melnick in 12 D flushing of another one of my colleagues. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
3252 J'accuse! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3253 *pssst* I know he's a big fish, but he's taken 'bring you child to work day' a bit too far 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3254 I've installed a round-table to reinforce our company ethos that there's no species hierarchy here.... 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3255 Together, we can improve our net profits. Remember, there is no "i" in "school." 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3256 You should all think "Out of the Bowl" 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3257 I hate to say this -- but you, team, are all wet 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
3258 Try not to get excited, but I heard the firm is going under water. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3259 I heard you were fishing around for some ideas. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
3260 What sound does a goldfish make? Really? What sound does a goldfish make? Your fired! All of you! That's what sound a goldfish makes. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3261 I specifically chose you for this fishbowl meeting, so listen up. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3262 Don't worry, staying afloat is what I do. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3263 Seems he always wanted to be a big fish in a small group... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3264 Glug glug glug glug glug! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3265 Of course we're happy to, but we've already gone around the table and introduced ourselves several times. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3266 The menu says "fresh fish" and they mean it! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3267 Just because I'm underwater doesn't mean our quarterly numbers should be. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3268 Here’s an idea: flood the city. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3269 At least my prison cell comes with a 360 degree unobstructed view; yours has both vertical and horizontal lines obstructing your single directional view! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3270 Will our captain conduct this meeting from within the Aquarium? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3271 Anything besides sushi. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3272 I felt like a fish out of water, so I decided to bring my bowl today. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3273 Yes, Mr. President, the polls show your supporters will happily vote for you even as a fish but we have been unable to convince Melania to return the White House if you win. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3274 We need to make this office less like a fish bowl by adding a streaming program for my enjoyment. This will give all of you a chance to get into the swim of things going forward. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3275 Do not eat my brother! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
3276 Sometimes you need to be in a glass bowl to get things done. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3277 Fish Tank Takeover: Swimming with the sharks, one fishy step at a time in the concrete jungle 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3278 The dolphin was overrated 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3279 As of next month, our offices will be moving to the city aquarium. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3280 Am I the only one who can see that our sales numbers are under water? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
3281 ‘Because of social media, tiktok and whatnot everyone has the attention span of a goldfish. This is where I come in …’ 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
3282 I understand, We were also a fish back in a day! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3283 If anyone has questions about the acquisition let minnow. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
3284 Apparently, we will All be under water soon, so the value of my input has increased dramatically. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3285 I’m sorry, can someone please remind me what we’re even doing here? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3286 My every move is scrutinized, but if anyone can handle life in a fishbowl, it’s me. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3287 So as I was saying, the earnings for this fishcal year have made us a shark in the industry. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3288 I worked my way up from the toilet!" 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3289 When I tell you people are going to remember this, you know it's bad. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3290 I’m home schooled and ready to climb the fish ladder of success. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3291 I'm the bass around here, and what I say flows. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3292 It's called 'sink-flation' 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3293 I think we've taken this inclusive workplace idea a fin too far... 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3294 Isn't AI wonderful? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3295 As your chair min Oh just be ready to swim against the tide with me. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
3296 Listen up! Executive Order...there will no longer be toilets in this building so plan accordingly. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
3297 Our net profits are down,so stop fishing for compliments and angling for raises. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3298 I’m not a beta fish. Obviously, I’m an alpha male. 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
3299 We're underwater on the mortgage. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3300 I'd like to float a few ideas by everyone. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3301 Now that we have addressed your human needs, what about me; what about my needs? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3302 Thanks for letting the surveilled have a seat at the table. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3303 The challenge here is to get customers to break out of their bubbles. Suggestions? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3304 We need more cobalt blue stones near the fern, people! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3305 I apologize for the delay on these reports but I have been a little under water lately 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3306 This coastal corporation will not be a hostage to climate change policies. We adapt. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3307 #MyNewYorkerCaption Listen, it's the ultimate reality show. Bob Sponge Pants meets Charlie the Tuna and they hang out with the littlest mermaid. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3308 ...and then a hook comes down with a sign: "Sorry Charlie" 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3309 No, Ferguson, those are fart bubbles. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3310 It’s sink or swim in this business. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3311 Ok, people, now I need you to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3312 I'm not that small, it's just a big pond. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3313 First order of business.....no drinking from this water cooler 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3314 When I saw the bucket, I thought I was done for. I never considered adoption as a possibility. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3315 Glad to be back from vacation, a trip of a lifetime really. I dove off cliffs and nothing happened. I ate sea urchin and nothing happened. However, I do believe my scuba diving adventure was life altering. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3316 Take it from me, you’ll love living underwater 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3317 Sorry to report that we're under water. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3318 I’d hate for that thing that happened to my cousin Vinny to happen to this company: go belly up! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3319 I want "out of the bowl" solutions here Parsons! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3320 I ‘ll give you three seconds to change my mind 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3321 My first order of business as CEO: Rebranding. I mean seriously guys,Goldman Sachs? It's 2023. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3322 I am guest. This is NOT a sushi restaurant. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
3323 Let's cut them off at the .... whatever. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
3324 Please hurry up. “A Fish Called Wanda’ starts in 30 minutes. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
3325 I’m looking for an assistant without a hook downtown. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
3326 No, Steve, I have not forgotten about Q2 results, but some might describe that question as a micro aggression. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
3327 Clearly…… 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3328 You people do not understand life in a fishbowl! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3329 Be careful what you want for dinner tonight. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3330 All these windows! Does anyone else feel like we are in a fishbowl? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3331 These polls aren't great. I can't be any more transparent you guys. I live in a fishbowl for the love of god. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3332 The Board of Directors wanted someone who could take over when the company goes under water. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3333 Let me see another flow chart. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3334 Please just say "I don't have the answer." Please stop saying "Go Fish." 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3335 And before you ask, the Friday Lent lunches will now be strictly vegan. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3336 Anyone here think "little pond" isn't a euphemism?" 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3337 Looks fishy to me 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3338 I don't want to feel like a fish out of water. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
3339 OK, let's start the meeting by getting Uber Eats to bring us lunch. And anyone ordering fish and chips gets fired! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3340 I think I may have taken “Be a Goldfish” too literally… 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3341 Well, I don’t remember agreeing to any of that! 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3342 When I said bring goldfish, this was not what we thought you’d bring 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3343 I can’t always be the one to think outside of the bowl, guys. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
3344 Is anyone else here tired of listening to the gold one? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3345 Now that we’ve had a chance to go over these reports, don’t be afraid to share what’s bubbling up for you. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
3346 "I have a hard stop in three seconds." 1.1839 0.04178 87 71 16 0
3347 Why do you all look like a fish out of water? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3348 These new targets will determine which employees will sink or swim...or in my case, swim or swim. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3349 invite me to dinner and then you order FISH 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3350 We’ve been around and around on this one and I’m telling you it doesn’t scale. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3351 We need to tip the scales back to our favor. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3352 As "chairfish", I move we ajourn for lunch. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3353 I always say, just live life a few seconds at a time. | I always say, just live life a few seconds at a time. | I always say, just live life a few seconds at a time. \ 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
3354 I got my Trout Mouth without Botox. 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
3355 You all need to increase your attention span! You all need to increase your attention span! You all need to increase your attention span…. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3356 The IRS, the SEC. we're all in a goldfish bowl these days. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3357 They say he made a big splash with the bosses. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3358 Starting Monday, you all will be working for scale. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
3359 I'm busy, but when I come up for air... 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3360 Lunch is on me!" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3361 As CEO, the scrutiny is unbelievable.” 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3362 I've told you before.... uh..... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3363 Gary's been vaping in the wellness room. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3364 I know what it takes to scale a business. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
3365 Our company efforts to bring diversity to the Board 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3366 It’s clear to me that our entire business is underwater right now 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
3367 We're in a fish market- our returns stink. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3368 How'd does a fish like me get to the top? Well, using the ladder on my way up was a big assist, for sure. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3369 I'm afraid my minutes aren't waterproof!" 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3370 So I said to him "The Betta fishes end up working for the Alpha fishes.that's why I have my own bowl and you live in an aquarium." 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
3371 You wanted diversity in the boardroom, and you got it. I'm a fish, and I'm in charge. Let's move past it and get to work. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3372 family time is the best time ever 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3373 Barbara, Ned, Stacey, Peggy, and Robert, you have exactly 8 seconds to give me the sales pitch! Oh, welcome everyone. Let's go around and say our names and why we are here. You have exactly 8 seconds to give me the sales pitch! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3374 Okay everyone, first thing's first. IT informed me of another suspicious email going around. Now, I take these very seriously... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3375 We need to pick my successor. You know the life expectancy of a goldfish in a bowl is only two months. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3376 No need to boil the ocean, folks. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3377 Are you seriously telling me that our RTO policy feels like you are living in a fishbowl? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3378 We’ll just need to table this discussion until I come up for air. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3379 I want everyone to start thinking out of the bowl. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3380 Let’s throw in the fish bowl and see if it floats. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3381 No. I am NOT going to pitch this product on Shark Tank. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3382 Please refer to me by my neutral gender - Pf (preferred by fish). 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3383 But any statement I make will cause a market bubble. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3384 It looks like the company is underwater. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3385 Can we please stop using the word 'flush' even when talking about our cash position? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3386 I may not be the biggest fish in the sea, but I'm yours. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
3387 Evolutionary diversity in the work place 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3388 I have brought you all together today to tell you I would like to discuss my funeral arrangements. I do not want to be flushed down the toilet. Please take note. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
3389 Every time you go round the table you think you discover something new. But you're don't. And I should know. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3390 Frankly, I fell that the company being "under water" financially is a good thing... 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
3391 What's fresh? 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
3392 Now let's begin a deep dive into the steps needed to liquidate our underperforming assets. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
3393 He’s trying to entice us with his proposal, “Hook , Line and Sinker”. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3394 From my vantage point, I see that things are going swimmingly. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3395 Sure. I’m your support animal now, but when I die you’ll just flush me down the toilet. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3396 …and I’m not a cat person. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3397 Sorry, folks, you'll hafta vote me out, not just flush me. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
3398 Somebody order lunch - remember,NO SUSHI! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3399 ...And $150,000 is bequeathed to Mr Johnson's beloved goldfish Hank, to ensure his care...." 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3400 ... so it's agreed - the company retreat will be held at Sea World. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3401 That's my emotional support fish, he has to stay. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3402 I think I'll just have vegetables! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3403 Final warning, the next one to slip up is fired. My name is Fish-BEIN! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3404 My name is Nemo--NOT Fish 'N Chips!--and I'll be your server today. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3405 I hope to evolve as board chairman. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3406 Let's just blow some bubbles here, and see what floats to the top. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
3407 Yes, it is wonderful being the boss, but I'm the only CEO without a corner office. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3408 Am I the only one who sees the irony? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3409 AM I THE ONLY ADULT AT THE TABLE ? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3410 So here’s what we are going to do. We’re gonna make a show. We’re gonna call it Shark Tank. And guess what it is… instead of chasing me, the sharks chase money. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3411 I'm Mr. Limpet. We're going to do incredible things. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3412 If we weren't underwater, I'd take us global. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3413 Let's think outside the fishbowl for a second. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3414 I may be underwater, but you are underachievers 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3415 Make sure you’re writing this down. No, seriously. I need it in writing. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3416 These financial statements do look a bit fishy. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3417 Great that A.I. is finally here; who knew that this little guy is smarter than any 10 of us! 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
3418 Is it just me or do all these strategy proposals feel like "boiling the ocean?" 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3419 You're all fired! But first, my water needs changing... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3420 Rule #5 on that list, Charles is perhaps most important...no tapping on the glass! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3421 Fish: " Give me your glass, my glass has bubble" 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3422 This isn't the first time I've worked in a school. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3423 I'm not sure I should be on the cat food account. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3424 Something about this week’s agenda seemed fishy. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
3425 You realize when you say something sounds "fishy", it''s really very insulting" 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3426 water, water, everywhere and not a drop to drink, yada yada yada 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3427 Johnson, care to read the meeting seconds? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3428 Fishcally... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3429 This is the moment you realize that your job may be threatened by the potted plant in the corner! 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3430 Please stop staring at me as if you've never seen a fish before. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3431 Yeah, I’m Nemo. Who are the rest of you clowns? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3432 Like I said three seconds ago, let’s just restart this discussion. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3433 Sorry, what were we talking about? 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3434 I feel like some of you serving on this board are fish out of water. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3435 You'll find there's no glass ceiling here. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3436 I’m ALREADY a fish. I’ll have the cut bait. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3437 That youth serum has really taken millions of years off you… 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3438 The fact that your company is underwater makes me the perfect candidate for CFO 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
3439 Starting tomorrow I will be teleworking. 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3440 I’d rather have a mortgage on this single family bowl than live in that trash-infused ocean for free! 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3441 Someone has to relocate, and it won’t be my plastic scuba diver. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
3442 you guys need to fish out some ideas before our company drowns 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
3443 I know we're all glad to be back in the office. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3444 If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Copper futures are yesterday's news. The future of this industry is pebbles and little ceramic treasure chests. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3445 We need synergy, where is the synergy, without synergy, you will be flushing us down the toilet. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3446 Metaphorically speaking, our financials don't look good. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3447 Snodgrass had to have been drinking when he prepared this SEC filing.” 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3448 Well, do you at least feel something wet around you? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3449 Once I get A.I. proficient, I'm getting out of this bowl. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3450 Now that we all understand what kingfish means, can we proceed? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3451 From my perspective, the results are too murky. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3452 52% of outstanding stock says I'm chair. Anyone think otherwise? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3453 Yes, you heard it straight from the fishes mouth. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3454 Welcome to the swim teams meeting. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3455 Just because I work from home doesn’t mean you all get to! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3456 I would like to shake your fins for this quarter's success. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3457 If you really want to use your ad money well, support cold-blooded sport and spend your money on the Fish Bowl." 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3458 Lungs are out, gills are in. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3459 We can bypass market research and get identical results on public opinion from Finn here. Plus, he’s much cheaper to feed. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3460 Finally a meeting where my ideas wouldn’t get watered down. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3461 Okay, who has ideas for our diversity initiative? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3462 Since I'm not drivin', gimme a dry martini with a bendy straw. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3463 Quit fishing and give me some answers! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3464 All I ask for is lunch on time and not too much, is that too much to ask? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3465 Contrary to what you might be thinking, I am not a diversity hire. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3466 God news! The company is no longer under water. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3467 Where’s the salt water taffy?! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3468 I suppose you're wondering why I've asked you all here today. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3469 First, ignore rumors that this company is underwater. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3470 There's something fishy about the revenue for this quarter. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
3471 If those are the projected figures, we'll ALL be underwater by the end of the quarter. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3472 What?! You crawled out of the water for this? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3473 And so, in order to ensure this company is performing at peak efficiency, I propose trading positions with each of you for one day to identify areas for improvement. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3474 We can see eye to eye. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3475 I told you people ! You need to think outside the bowl!” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3476 Before we start this meeting, I would like to say I don't want to hear any petty excuses or complaints I built this company from nothing despite having a memory of only two seconds. Before we start this meeting, I would like to say I don't want to .. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3477 The company portfolio has been underwater, and will remain so in the foreseeable future. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3478 Welcome to our first “think tank”on “Diver sea ty” 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3479 It’s clear that the bowl is the most natural and productive environment for our team. Everyone needs to return to bowl full time from next week 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3480 I don't need to fish for reasons to fire you 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
3481 Insider information: the bubble’s about to break 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
3482 SeeWwat we can learn from a goldfish if we have a flood. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3483 SURPRISE! We’re having fish for dinner! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3484 I don’t know - sounds too warm blooded for me. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3485 Welcome to Fish Tank. I'm seeking 300K for 5% equity for Fish Eye Opticals 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
3486 He who has the gold rules…. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3487 I think we’re all coming from the same place here. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
3488 I’ve forgotten why I called you here 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
3489 If you need me over the weekend, I’ll be at my Hamptons habitat 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
3490 First, I'm removing the Filet of Fish sandwich from the menu. Second, I'm furing the clown. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3491 Could someone, please, remind me why I called this meeting? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3492 You learn a lot about people living in here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3493 We should have chosen the octopus. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3494 OK, listen up all you mouth breathers, we need to go the depths of the deepest well for our next idea! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3495 This meeting is fast reaching your desired duration, Sir. May I suggest we skip the rolecall? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3496 The Big Fish wants your attention. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3497 First of all, I’m in charge now and second, there will be no fish tacos for lunch. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3498 Welcome, everyone. I’m the new CEO. As you know my predecessor met with an unfortunate toilet bowl accident.” 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3499 Look, I’m no fish out of water here. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3500 are we all on the same page? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3501 As always, I find the menu choices extremely limited. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3502 I've traveled the world and the seven seas...Everybody's lookin' for something. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3503 I’m glad to see you all got the business dress code memo. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3504 You can flush that idea down the toilet. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3505 Does it look like I can take notes? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3506 Sure, I only started this climate change club to save the oceans from warming, but hey, let's crank up the AC during our meetings, because who needs consistency, right?" 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3507 Feel free to chime in, I'm underwater here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3508 Sure, the StarKist campaign put a roof over my head, food on the table, and two kids through college, but you talk about typecasting... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3509 Sorry, I didn’t have time to prepare when the meeting was changed to in-person at the last minute. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3510 You’re Colbert’s best writers and your best caption for me to submit is “read my lips”? We seem to be just going around in circles. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3511 Please, make yourself at home. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3512 I've been brought in to teach you all about tailwinds and scale. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3513 Trust me - in a few decades, your coastal properties will be worth billions! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3514 are we going to have a problem? are we going to have a fucking problem? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3515 Look, as you all know, the company’s been underwater on this project for some time. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3516 Yes, our investments are underwater. But that’s where I thrive! 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3517 Glub-glub, and furthermore, glub, glub, glub 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3518 Remind me, what we were just talking about? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3519 We’re selling Champagne here, people—it’s about the bubbles. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3520 Sorry, I forgot. What's so bad about a bubble? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3521 On the next episode of ‘The Apprentice,’ if you don’t show up to the board room in a fish bowl full of water then you’re fired.” 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3522 Being the Sea.E.O has its consequences 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
3523 Until we find the which who kissed me snd get the antidote, this company will be under water. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
3524 Based on these latest numbers, it is now sink or swim time. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3525 All right everyone. I want to know why the last quarter was so bad! 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3526 Who will you be voting for next year, Boris? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3527 Define the Worm" - what more could you expect from a gold(fish) digger consultant 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3528 Are our loans under water, or is it just me? 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3529 I don't appreciate the pejorative connotation of "under water". 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3530 As CEO of this company I need to know which of you morons yelled,"Cat's loose!" 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3531 You finally get to meet the big fish. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3532 Don't look at me when you say what the "market price" is today ! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3533 Is that Morse Code. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3534 Here's the pitch - it's like The Kardashians, but with fish. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3535 The tinny treasure chest bubbler market is still relevant. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3536 The press release should read that our new CEO's credentials are solid gold. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3537 Listen people, we're swimming in murky waters here, sales are down. We're going to have to come up with a better strategy in order to hook the big fish. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3538 What’s the fish of the day? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3539 Oh yes, cast Lady Kist for that role. She's such a star. She'll be right back. She's in the can. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3540 And I always feel like people are watching me… 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3541 Now what! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3542 I hear the fish special is very poor tonight 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3543 Will you repeat that? My memory is a little fuzzy. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3544 Oh yeah Jeffrey? Well I think YOU have a warped sense of reality. 1.1786 0.05658 84 74 5 5
3545 I still can't read the menu! 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
3546 As you know,this isn 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3547 I didn’t catch that, you will loan us money at a decent rate? 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3548 Just turn me around before the sushi order gets here. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3549 You're all being replaced by better qualified marine life. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3550 Now, as to these dry meetings you've all become accustomed to under previous management... 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3551 No comments from the peanut gallery ! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3552 Our records have been subpeonaed. They're accusing you of overstating the value of my fishbowl for financial gain. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3553 I'm just fishing around for ideas here. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3554 Of course I am underwater, that is the whole point. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3555 Do you think this glass is pink tinted? 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
3556 What do you call a fish that talks Carp farts A bass with a lot of gas “You tell me” 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3557 Before we begin, I'm requesting that you all wear name tags. You see, I have the memory of a...um. Before we begin, I'm requesting that you all wear name tags." 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3558 i said i wanted to be identified as "they"! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3559 i'm going to try to forget you said that. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
3560 Get with the times: no privacy, constant hydration. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3561 It's days like this, all I can think of is retiring to my koi pond in Florida. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3562 Yeah, I'm now doing duck lips in photos and full fish in meetings. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3563 Human resources has advised that no one else should be sent to sleep with the fishes. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3564 I could *krill* for a lunch break right now. Linda, did you hear what I said? 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
3565 I’m thinking we all get in our fish bowls what do we all think? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
3566 C'mon, I hired you for your ability to think outside of the bowl! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3567 Stopping fishing for compliments and just deliver your report. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3568 I'd like a private office; no more living in a fish bowl for me. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3569 I'd like him fried. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3570 Ok Johnson, pitch your idea. You've got 7 seconds. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
3571 And remember that if you want to sit in my chair, it’s best to have a short memory. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3572 Team, numbers are in. We’re still under water. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
3573 Strange to say, I feel like a fish OUT of water. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3574 I know this wasn't what most of you were expecting when you joined this think tank. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3575 For now on, when something smells fishy, well, that’s a good thing. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3576 No fish today! 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3577 Listen up, people. Lest you think I will soon forget your sneers and smirks, I have news for you. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3578 Super Bowl Winner 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3579 Fortunately for me, our company is tanking. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3580 You must stop going around in circles 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3581 I’ll have sandines 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3582 This takes diversity to a whole new level. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3583 They’ll be no fishing for an excuse. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3584 There is something fishy with these results... We are under water... I've heard them all. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3585 No more working for scale. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3586 As I've been saying, it's time to starting scaling the company 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3587 Glurb glug globble glug blug glub… 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3588 Read the room, guys! You're seriously gonna order haddock, swordfish, and mahi-mahi? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3589 Now on to fresh business and no more talk about fish batter profitability. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3590 Sally, did you just fart!? I felt vibrations in my water. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3591 …and now Simmons will give a report on his anticipated internet bubble. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3592 I want voters to bite on him again hook, line and sinker. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
3593 You know, it’s not easy making decisions like this 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
3594 I hereby convene the think tank. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3595 First up - we need to talk about phishing. -Taylor S. Boston, Mass 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3596 We will finish what Max Zorin started. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3597 Look, this company is drowning, and I'm the only one with experience that knows how to save it. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3598 Enough salty jokes, who wants to plat Go Fish? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3599 What do you mean you're having fish for dinner?" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3600 We are talking millions and millions of eggs! What about that don't you get? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3601 Something stinks in this office, and I plan to get to the bottom of it. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
3602 We have to change this corporate “fish bowl” culture. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3603 What’s wrong with ‘fishy’? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
3604 Let’s spit-bubble this idea for a few minutes. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3605 I called this meeting to instruct you, Don’t be a fish out of water! 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
3606 I shouldn't have believed in inclusion. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3607 I cross the pond for this meeting, and there's no coffee, no Danish, not even a miserable piece of pound cake? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3608 If I can come in to the office three days a week, so can the rest of the staff. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3609 And I’m just here to make sure that this whole department doesn’t go belly-up. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
3610 This is not what I meant when I told you to find a place that serves fish! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3611 Is the server ever going to come ask for our water preference? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3612 It’s time to tell my comeback story…Refinding Nemo 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
3613 I’d like to introduce the new plant manager. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3614 And another thing; who keeps leaving the grounds in the coffee maker? After a long weekend, that's just gross. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
3615 Their table crumbs are the best in town. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
3616 Fishy 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
3617 if I tip him over he can't fire me. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
3618 Ironically, it's a fish out of water story. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3619 I say we’re in too deep 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3620 I've gotta make this quick. I have a meeting at the restaurant downstairs. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3621 I'm a talking fish and he's looking at the clipboard. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3622 As I was saying, fish are the future. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3623 People, we didn't get to where we are by thinking outside the bowl. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3624 I will flush out the person who is going around saying Comments like "he's all wet" and "there is something fishy going on here." 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3625 Must be a global leader 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3626 What, to much with the transparency? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3627 And you promise to let us know if we are under water? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3628 Everything you’re saying sounds fishy to me. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3629 And you, Craig, you are just drift-fishing with that stupid remark. You're fired! 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3630 That's a hard NO" on the office therapy cat idea! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3631 I've been around, I think I know what I'm talking about 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3632 As your new CEO, let me assure you that I will last more than three days. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
3633 You can tell them from me. This is no fishing expedition. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3634 I find all this talk about "financial liquidity" offensive. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3635 You're fired. We're underwater. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3636 Who did you think was the CEO of Plenty of Fish!? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
3637 ...and then I said; 'Because I'M the fish! That's why!'. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3638 I'm in charge. Let's go execute the plan. Also, what was the plan? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3639 We're gonna need a bigger pond. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3640 Why did you bring me to this place? I told you before, the worms are gritty, the water is freezing, and they encourage tipping! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3641 The water is fine, and the food is great. What I need is a little privacy. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3642 Any progress in finding out who hacked into the company website and described me as, 'a small fish in small tank' 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3643 I was asked to char this meeting. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3644 ...and by the time I sobered up I realized I was a goldfish and only true loves kiss will turn me back into a CEO. Enough wasted time: Hubert, you're fired. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3645 They only taught me to break the glass ceiling. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3646 Our company is a paragon of diversity! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3647 Let's play shark tank. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3648 Now listen carefully and take notes…. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3649 The Incredible Mr. Limpet returns to the Boardroom for the first time since 1964 and wants to be brought up to date on what he's missed. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3650 Good morning, Christopher could not make it. Does anyone know what we're doing here?" 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3651 Listen - I'm not here to lecture you; I'm here to tell you that I need my bowl cleaned. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3652 Fin me the financial report, right now 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3653 A Speaker needs a fishbowl 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3654 I think we can all agree we have bigger fish to fry. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3655 Of course there's something fishy going on, Jenkins! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3656 We really got to step up our undersea branch 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3657 I’m getting sidetracked, I found out my wife is sleeping with Luca Brasi. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3658 Okay, who started this fishing expedition? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3659 As leaders, we need to demonstrate transparency. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3660 Can someone tell HR we need a refresher course on how to spot phishing scams? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3661 I was selected to announce that the company is going completely under water. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3662 Perhaps one of you can offer a macrocosmic perspective. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3663 My predecessor sleeps with the fishes. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3664 Welcome to the first board meeting of Goldfish Sachs. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3665 Now can we stop carping about diversity? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3666 So, I said 'Aquarium? I hardly even know 'im!' 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3667 "Yes, new office curtains. I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3668 Since this company's fish food pellets are made from fish, I'm sure you'll all enjoy the lunch I've chosen for this meeting. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3669 I don’t care how you frame it, I’m never gonna take the bait! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3670 The secret to my success? There are no glass ceilings when it comes to working in an aquarium." 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3671 I’m confident there is a deal to done here - I mean, we all came from the same primordial ooze.” Farzeen Firoozi, New York, N 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3672 You always think our assets are under water. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
3673 I really don't understand your objections to an open-plan office. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
3674 Needs to be more transparent.... 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3675 I said SARDI’S 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
3676 The next person who tries to flush me down the toilet is fired! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3677 Those of you who are familiar with me are already aware of the value I place on transparency. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3678 when this deal goes through I will be flush” 1.1739 0.03973 92 76 16 0
3679 We're here to discuss my feeding schedule and who will clean my tank regularly. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3680 We’ll follow our usual strategy of watering down our proposal. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3681 Stop carping! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3682 You people just go around and around and around... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3683 Let's do this right, I don't want to be in Hot Water. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3684 Think deeper! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3685 Okay, the first item on the agenda is "catfishing". 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3686 this proposal definitely smells fishy to me 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3687 You're all fired. I won't forget that. You're all fired. I won't forget... 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
3688 It sounds fishy to me: but maybe we should hire a loan shark to bail us out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3689 For the last time - I don’t want to go on Shark Tank! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3690 Well, once again our Plankton Chips were dead last in the crispy snack category. I don't want to point fingers, but I think it's clear that this is a Marketing failure. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3691 True. When the Fish Mob hits someone; they say "He's sleeping with the humans." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
3692 [fish noises] 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3693 Okay, now that the sharks are out of the room.... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3694 So who else is ready to dive into the deep end? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3695 Do they know how crushes work? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3696 Face it folks -- this is a little pond and I'm the big fish. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3697 Now, I forgot what we were talking about. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3698 Make a decision. We seem to be going round in circles 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3699 You seem to be looking through the glass darkly. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3700 We have the results of the fishing poll. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3701 Before I took Larry's job, I was just another decoration on his desk. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3702 I will need some help putting this business on solid ground. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3703 So, what do you think? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3704 Speak quickly, I’ve only got seven seconds. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3705 These real estate evaluations look fishy to me. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
3706 I might not be the shapest knife in the drawer, but remember; my dad was the biggest fish in the pond. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3707 I'm the new CFO - Chief Fish Officer. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3708 Who in this room thinks we're a big fish in a small pond? 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3709 We may not be able to coexist peacefully, but we can find a way to profit off of the tension. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3710 “And again, who the hell are you people?” 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3711 We’ve gotta start thinking outside of the bowl 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3712 Alright, if there are no further questions about the Bates acquisition, let's move on to our phishing problem. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3713 Don't try to school me. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3714 OK, first thing is I want all the rest of you to take off your clothes and get dripping wet. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3715 Far be it from me to pour cold water on your quarterly numbers.... 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3716 You're charging under the interest rates? I thought you were sharks. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3717 He claims to be 'fish of the day.' 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3718 This is only temporary 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3719 You folks need to learn how to think outside the fishbowl. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3720 I know some of you have raised concerns, but I’m looking forward to proving that I’m not a “diversity” hire. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3721 ...so that's how I went from 'Finding Nemo' to CEO. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3722 Given the market conditions we will have to swim against the current 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3723 Should we order lunch? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3724 I’m gonna need a taller chair. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3725 The CEO wanted me to relay that he took the fishbowl exercise quite seriously. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3726 It’s a good idea… but do really we have to go on shark tank? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3727 It's not easy being a visionary when your vision only lasts three seconds 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3728 I'll have worms well done and water no ice. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3729 We don't need no more stinkin' bridges. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3730 YOU GOT TO JUST KEEP SWIMMING!!!! 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
3731 As you can see, I’ll work for scale. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3732 Blah Blah Blob 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3733 Where the f*!k is Nemo? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3734 We consulted a talking blowfish on water resources issues. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3735 You're darn right I'm a witness, I saw it with all 4 eyes! 1.1720 0.03935 93 77 16 0
3736 And therefore … let it be known, as long as Goldie lives, you shall have access to all of my wealth. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3737 Come on, people. You all look like a fish out of water. 1.1720 0.04983 93 81 8 4
3738 Now I want you all to think outside the bowl.. 1.1720 0.04221 93 78 14 1
3739 Everybody thinks they are a specialist in rescuing underwater projects. My record speaks for itself. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3740 Never mind how I got here...and don't believe that bullshit about my damn memory! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3741 Listen up crew, this company is going underwater. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3742 Can we stop saying our non-performing assets are underwater? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3743 Why did I ask you all here today? First of all, it's easier for me... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3744 You say our stock is tanking like it's a bad thing. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3745 I'll take notes. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3746 I would like us to take a more liquid position. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3747 Let’s do some “out of the bowl” thinking. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3748 I just checked our quarterly earnings report and the entire company is under water. Raises for everyone. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
3749 You eat me and you'll be hungry again. Let me live and I'll teach you to phish. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3750 I never trust a fish who wears glasses - 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3751 I suggest I have the alternate week to the cat. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3752 Interesting. Does anyone else think that a cat's paw would be a good corporate image? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3753 As chair of the diversity working group,I think we should begin with the results of our amphibian outreach. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3754 Because of the rising ocean levels, the Board has authorized me to convert the first floor into an aquarium. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3755 And the fact that Sushi was served at the last company dinner, did not swim well with me! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3756 No, I don't think we need to water the plant today 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3757 Rule Number One: never refer to me as the Big Fish in a small bowl. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3758 The secret to success is to bring them back to the office and put them all in a fishbowl. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3759 They've brought me in to keep this company afloat. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3760 I accept the nomination. I want this in my contract, when I retire I get a Golden Scuba Suit." 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3761 bubble bubble bubble.. . . toil and trouble 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3762 Your boss? We traded places, hook, line, and sinker. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3763 Before shipping, let's reassess our new and improved moisturizer. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
3764 One last thing. My fisheye lens is finally fixed. Next time by Zoom. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3765 Listen you guys, I’m the big dog around here 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3766 Now,now...enough with your complaining. Some of us have always been underwater (and even told there are plenty of other fish in the sea when we tried to speak up). Just look at how well we're doing. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3767 For a change we are going to have a fishbowl conference format. Get your suits on. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3768 And THAT is how you go from near-death on a certain CFO’s fishing boat to taking status reports from you fine people. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3769 This is how I see it 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3770 The next time somebody pitches a “fish out of water” script, you’re getting drowned in the men’s toilet. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3771 I'll say it again, 'fishy' is not a work-appropriate term. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3772 I am pleased to report that all of our investments are under water 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3773 he didn't like it 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3774 It's now necessary to make changes, starting with the water in my bowl. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3775 I'm not sure I'm understanding this "sink or swim" metaphor correctly. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3776 Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. No distractions. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3777 On this matter, I see things differently than you. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3778 From the CFO's perspective, we're severely under water. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3779 Do you all give up? Turns out Mary was a goldfish. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3780 Anyone see my cigar? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3781 I didn't get where I am because I was given a tiny castle and treasure box. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3782 Brand new concept! Forget everything I said before — I did. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3783 My perspective on it is that we're underwater! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3784 The tank decorator lied on their resume. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3785 Dabny, you're not holding your breath! I can tell you're breathing through your nose. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3786 Anybody else feeling like sushi for lunch? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3787 You have to stop acting like you live in a bowl. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3788 The free snacks in the breakroom really are not doing it for me. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3789 I'm no Kevin McCarthy. It's gonna take more than the eight of you sitting here to get rid of me! Capische? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3790 If we want to stay afloat in this market, we need to start thinking outside the fishbowl. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3791 I don't care what the report says. It smells fishy to me. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3792 I breath air! trust me, keep throwing plastic in oceans. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3793 Which of you has been grousing about more office space? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3794 Are you hearing me clearly? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3795 Before we start, can someone please sprinkle some flakes in my tank. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3796 İ am the CEO because i am thinking outside the bowl. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3797 I know the budget this year isn’t the sunken treasure chest we were hoping for. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3798 What's wrong with small-scale thinking?! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3799 'Bet you didn't see this coming'... 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3800 Divorce her? I don't even remember marrying her! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3801 Hey toots, why don’t you lose the pool noodle over there and take a swim on the wild side? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3802 Fame, I could do without." 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3803 Perhaps you'll hear me better if we all jump into a bigger pool. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3804 Of course we should listen to him. Do you think diversity ends when your group has a seat at the table? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3805 Does anyone remember what we were talking about 30 seconds ago? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3806 Then we are agreed. Discussion of all agenda items to be limited to thirty seconds 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3807 ...And that's how we'll get the 18-24 demographic hooked. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3808 Jenkins, this is your diversity plan? I’m the only fish here! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3809 ...and focus on revenues in the Eastern Region. Finally, SOMEBODY get me out of this bowl - then flood this room with water. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3810 What’s the difference between that fish and Congress ratings? None They are both under water 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3811 People are going to love my original marketing slogan: "EAT MORE PLANTS!" 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3812 As I've learned from experience, we've got to have something that hooks the audience's attention right away. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3813 Martha,I think you may have overdone those face fillers! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3814 I'm planning to run in 2024. Of course, I expect your support. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3815 This is not a bubble. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
3816 You want scary? How about a giant shark?..... 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3817 You try running a company underwater! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3818 Welcome to the fishbowl conference room. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
3819 Under what? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3820 Mr. President - EHM - You were speaking about the economy - Yes? 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
3821 Fish lives matter! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
3822 Since the only choice we have is to sink or swim, I 've decided it must be sink! 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3823 We can’t keep bringing you up to speed every five seconds, Bill 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3824 Meeting called to order! Please refrain from speaking, if you have nothing to say? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3825 Please put your cell phones in seaplane mode. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3826 We discussed this last week. Every meeting with this group is like a new trip around the room. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
3827 Let's start with a gin and tonic. After all, people say I drink like a fish. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3828 I never let “glass walls” hold me back. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3829 Next item on the agenda is the latest phishing attempt. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3830 Who has the minutes from the last meeting? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3831 Alright people, we don't know how to proceed. It's time to consult Oscar, the fish. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
3832 Can someone get me a glass of water, if you've done enough staring already. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
3833 As the school districts commissioner I think we need to look at how we scale our PHd candidates. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3834 And no more jokes about projects that are "underwater!" 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3835 Please do not order a fish sandwich? 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3836 Uhmm he seems like a fish in water when he is discussing in a meeting. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3837 We need to get this done ASAP - I could literally die at any moment. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3838 Why no one listen to my voice,ah i am a fish 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3839 I’m proud to be a member of the bored. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3840 Ok airheads, now that I have your attention, the answer to all your questions is the same: water, water, water. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3841 I've brought you on board because each of you thinks outside the bowl. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3842 There's something fishy about that merger proposal. I like it. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3843 I'll have the "bait special of the day" with the hook on the side. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3844 This is why people say accounting hasn´t evolved 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3845 When I tell you the company is under water, take me seriously! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3846 I thought I would come to the meeting. You always sound like you're underwater on a Zoom call but it's not any better here. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3847 Would anyone like some water before we begin? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3848 Meeting all of you for the first time makes me feel like a fish out of water. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3849 I have great time management, computer skills and good interspecies skills. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3850 I just don't see us backing off our current work from home policies. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3851 I plan to grow into the job. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3852 And for the last time anyone quoting the Ted Lasso “Be The Goldfish” line needs to report to me! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3853 On behalf of all fish... I've forgotten. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3854 Answered nine out of ten - failed to recognise David Attenborough. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3855 From carnival fish toss to CFO: Chief Fish Officer. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3856 Let’s brainstorm, people. Figure out how I can live longer than a week. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3857 Order me anything but Sushi. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
3858 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
3859 Can we go over the agenda item from 3 minutes agi once more, please 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3860 Listen, I know this sounds like carping, but the rest of you need to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3861 (For last week’s cartoon): “Doc, my thoughts are swirling and I’m on the brink of a meltdown” 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3862 Let’s circle back to the issue’s primordial roots. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3863 Is anyone ordering the Beef Wellington? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3864 Greg has the best numbers this week, so he gets to change my water. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3865 Since I'm the big fish here, it is time to cut bait and fire you all. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3866 I’ve gathered you all here to discuss your futures outside the bowl. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3867 I need your Shark Tank ideas. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3868 I’m flattered, but the new CEO is a guy named Mr. Fisch. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3869 Fish are friends, not food 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3870 And all the writes left was dry humor. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3871 Let's put a bunch of people in front of some execs and call it shark tank. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3872 Our liquidity figures are tanking people. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3873 Okay, where were we? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3874 You have 3 seconds to pitch your idea! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3875 And I’m speaking for Doug and all my coworkers when I say “thanks from all the fish” 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3876 I never claimed to be a support animal. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3877 Again, I ask you, what's the big deal about climate change? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3878 Accounting says we're under water 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3879 So when's lunch?" Mykaelamarie Galom, 13 years ol 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3880 who had the salmon? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3881 I’m underwater so I’m going to need you to take the lead on this. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3882 We’ve got to scale back on our tax collection frauds. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3883 Something fishy about this. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3884 Top item: Continue increasing oil production to boost sea-level rise. I’m tired of being limited to this bowl here on the 43rd floor. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3885 What part of 'Brain Food' don't you understand?" 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3886 It's time to expand. I feel like a big fish in a small pond. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3887 He seems to want onion rings tonight instead of fries. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3888 You’ve got to be sharks! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3889 I thought with the outside temperature at 103 degrees, I should stay hydrated. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3890 I just want to say, and, I'm sure you weren't aware of this, but saying "go fish" all the time is blatently fishist. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3891 Read my lips. It's the liquidity, stupid! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3892 I've been thinking that our board of directors here should be a more diverse group. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3893 And that is why you should vote me for president. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3894 I cannot fathom why this committee hasn’t been able to spawn some innovation for the school market. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3895 We need to come up with a plan to expand our footprint. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3896 Mmm…I’m thinking sushi for lunch. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3897 Well, we didn't do very well in last week's sink or swim moment. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3898 You better get a pen and write this down 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
3899 We really do need to examine the employee bathroom policy. 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
3900 The company's underwater. Get used to it. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3901 Alright first order of business - does anyone remember why we're here? 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
3902 Catsup with an “ k “ 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
3903 Yes, they caught me alive, but they soon let me go again. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
3904 I trust you all will let me handle our underwater assets. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3905 I brought you in to help me think outside the bowl. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3906 ... and I need an update vis-à-vis artifishal intelligence. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3907 We're expanding our operations across the pond." 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
3908 Sorry I’m late, the bubbles from the little treasure chest we’re keeping me up all night. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3909 I highly recommend the TURF portion of our menu 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3910 You've got two more wishes. Just remember who signs your paycheck. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3911 … and who ordered the sushi?!?! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3912 Why include me if you're not going to take my adv ... glub, glub, glub! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3913 Why is it bad that the firm is under water? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3914 Although I didn't believe in reincarnation before my death, it seems to be working out. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3915 Trout for President 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3916 Thanks for reminding me to bring my glasses. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3917 The fish who has the gold sets the salaries, understood? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3918 Listen, when you look at a deal always assume there's a hook in there somewhere. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3919 I can order lunch, but I will NOT order sushi. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3920 Sell now, before we're all underwater. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3921 I'm a shark when I have to be. That's how I got to be CEO." 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3922 It can't get more fresh than this. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3923 I'm planning to add some sharks to the board. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3924 Sure, being CEO is like living in a fishbowl. What’s your point? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3925 She's the brains of this company. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3926 That's when it hit me: I'd be the perfect guy for a business underwater 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
3927 We are Devo 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3928 No Really! This IS water! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3929 What this company needs is more diversity and inclusiveness… 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3930 I appreciate your efforts at diversity but you do know that I'm a whitefish. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3931 And from now on, as the new CEO, I’ll be taking two pinches instead of one. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
3932 Be prepared for life in a goldfish bowl. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3933 If you more of you order a tuna salad sandwich I'm filing an HR grievance. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3934 The seafood here is just a bunch of deadbeat uncles and not recommended! 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
3935 The boss went fishing and left me in charged. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3936 This strategy will drown the competition. 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
3937 I’m here as corporate looks to squeeze any marginal benefit from ‘diversity in the workplace. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3938 Скажите им, что сегодня рубль собирается уверенно восстановиться. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
3939 I thought I'd float this idea by you. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3940 It’s her emotional support animal. At least it won’t leave droppings on the flow like the last one. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3941 I suffered a backstroke, but I'm doing okay now. Thanks for asking! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3942 I have gathered you all here to review my feeding schedule 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3943 I told you there was something fishy about this 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3944 Nice try everyone but my idea will really hook them. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
3945 Ok, there's something pretty fishy going on around here... and I like! 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3946 No, I swimmingly agree! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3947 Let's be bold! We'll come out alright, even if that should force us under water! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3948 Just don't decide to "Jump the shark" 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3949 First of all I want you all to know that I will think of this company as much more than just an inheritance. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3950 Okay! As my first act as CEO, how do we find me a bigger bowl? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3951 What do you mean I keep asking the same question every 10 seconds? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3952 Don’t look at me, I don’t know how to stop going round in circles either. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3953 Pat, would you bring us up to date on our Diversity and Inclusion Initiative? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3954 So our firm is under water. Get used to it! 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3955 We’re underwater this year. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3956 When we finish the meeting it's back to my plave for drinks and a dip. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3957 It is my intention to secure this company against the threat of rising sea levels. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3958 Just thinking outside of the box. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3959 And then I said "You're not a fish out of water if you bring your own water" 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3960 HR be damned. You’re still going to learn to think like me. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3961 I'll have the steak, please. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3962 You’re making me feel like I’m in a fishbowl. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3963 The fairy gave me only 3 wishes so I have asked for a decent home, phisical fitness and your full attention 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
3964 I need some outside-the-bowl thinking here. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3965 I don’t think you are fully appreciating the consequences of your remote work policy. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3966 If everyone is unhappy with the contract, we can all go swimming with the fishes. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3967 Would you remind me what you said 3 seconds ago? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3968 Stop staring at me; I feel like I'm living in a fish bowl. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
3969 I hear you Steve, but if we don’t move forward, we die. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3970 Hey Lauren, how’s about you and me get outta here and grab a real drink and bring the plant if ya wanna 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3971 we can't keep telling our competitors they'll be swimming with the fishes, thats just inappropriate 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3972 Very nice. Next selection? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3973 Mom is bonding with Goldy, her emotional support animal. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3974 I was tired of feeling like a fish out of water, so... 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3975 You’re probably wondering why you’re talking to me and not Mark Cuban… but let’s be real, none of us are sharks around here. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3976 But I identify as the Sea E O of this company 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3977 It’s all fin and games until someone gets flushed. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3978 I really want this deal to stay afloat. Belly up is not an option. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3979 You forgot the specials already? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3980 and anyone else who tries to put me in the microwave will be fired 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3981 The world doesn’t work that way, Sharon. Trust me. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3982 They said I'd be a big fish in a little pond. Look at me now, mom! 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
3983 As I’ve said to this group before, I disagree that rising sea levels are a problem to be solved. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3984 There are no bad ideas here… I really want you to think outside the bowl! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
3985 If Bill Murray doesn't sign you can forget about What About Bob 2, I'm swimming. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3986 Oh, so you all feel underwater with the workload? Thats cute 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3987 If we don't resolve this, your home values will be under water as well! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
3988 Reincarnation can be tricky. My father started this company and now he's a kangaroo in Sydney. 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
3989 Yeah, yeah. I produced ‘Finding Nemo’. Do NOT send me your screenplays! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
3990 They don't call me King Salmon for nothing! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3991 Hey, forget about this intervention. My bowl is just too small. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3992 I forgot what I was gonna say. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3993 My recommendation is to avoid "les poissons de mer." 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3994 Sales are tanking. (But what did you expect, you all work for a fish. This says more about you than it does me.) 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3995 No matter what the CFO says, we have to stay underwater! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3996 How can we scale without more liquidity? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3997 I'm the new CEO. They flushed the old one hoping no one would notice. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3998 Well, Let me give you my agenda for the day! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3999 The next one of you who says you're fishing for ideas is fired. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4000 Safe to say, I think we're now in compliance with our company's diversity hire program. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4001 There are no bad ideas. I literally can't remember a single one. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4002 Do you think we can get a fish to push levers so we know what he is saying? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4003 What's so great about working from home? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4004 So we end with me saying “we don’t want humans with good taste; we want humans that taste good”. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4005 From where I'm sitting global ocean rise sounds like a good thing. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4006 Hello, ever heard of "index of refraction?" I can't read those reports unless you hold them right up to the glass. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4007 How come I can’t get an office that’s not a fishbowl? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4008 I'm tired of both the flakes you hire and the flakes you sprinkle in my bowl. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4009 And when you sprinkled the jar of your father’s, I mean my, cremains, I, we, were really hungry…and then this happened. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4010 ‘Fish! Fish, again?!” 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4011 Think Sharknado but with piranhas…c’mon, it’s a winner, Judy. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4012 I want you all to think outside of the bowl 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
4013 Can we talk about whoever’s bringing seafood to the potlucks? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4014 Sorry, it's been three seconds, what were we talking about? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
4015 I've never had anything to hide. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4016 Our numbers have tanked! Time to scale back! 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4017 I offer a calming presence, diversity in the workforce, and out of the bowl thinking." ...seems a little fishy to me 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4018 And I thought those guys at the carnival were tough bosses!" 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4019 Do you dare me to ask for the catch of the day? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4020 I prefer sushi this time 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4021 Yes, this pitch should go over well in "Shark Tank" 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4022 All of you are looking through your fishbowl and so cannot see my side undistorted. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4023 I know it"s Friday but, stop looking at me like I could be your supper. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4024 Actually I think it's cussing at us... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4025 We're underwater. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4026 What a bubbly day! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4027 The Umbrella Academy in 1 frame. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4028 There's nothing "fishy" about my succession to the top. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4029 We said "take it offline", Brian. Not off the line! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4030 You wanna get to the top? Be a big fish in a small bowl! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4031 I regret to inform you that the Supreme Court has ruled our company diversity in hiring policy to be Unconstitutional" 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4032 No, I'm not happy that sales have tanked. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4033 So, you can be a multi-cultural family, but not multi-species? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4034 The economy has tanked. Our last chance for profitability is a Bait & Switch marketing campaign. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4035 We thought that you could teach the C-Suite what it's like to be in a fishbowl." John Canning, Sea Cliff, N.Y 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4036 And THAT, ladies and gentlemen,is how you shatter the glass ceiling. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
4037 I think the world is becoming a dirty place to live” “Sir you just need a water change 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4038 It’s called ‘profit’, Bill. Anyone say ‘net income’ again and you’ll be working the phones in Collections for the rest of your tenure at this company. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
4039 I may be a big fish in a small bowl, but I got even bigger ideas! 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
4040 Don't mess with me now. I'll be a big shark soon. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4041 The company is underwater. Fortunately, that's not a problem. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4042 I know the connection is not the best, but please bear with me. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4043 You think renting is expensive, even I can’t afford this bowl anymore! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4044 First item on my agenda as Chair: pescatarian diet options are heretofore vacated from the executive dining room menu. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4045 Does anything about this proposal seem fishy to you? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4046 Sometimes you have to think outside of the bowl. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4047 Our plan to melt the ice caps is on schedule, expanding the marine empire by 20%! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4048 Oh boy, I like this restaurant; really fresh fish! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4049 I see the fish is fresh here.... 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4050 I swear if I hear "Will it scale?" one more time... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4051 Despite living in a goldfish bowl, I still keep focus on work. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4052 So when is feeding time? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4053 The numbers better be good. Otherwise, there’s plenty of fish in the sea 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4054 ‘As i see it, you all need to tread lightly’ 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4055 If I get canned, I’m tinning you all with me!! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4056 Who's turn is it to change my water? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4057 Welcome to our diversity meeting. We’ve got a lot of work to do. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4058 I was hired because I specialize in turning around companies that are underwater. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4059 The story is simple, girl meets fish, falls in love & they live happily ever after. Questions? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4060 When's lunch ? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4061 Guys…clearly I’ve helped this company make lots of $$$. Can you explain why I’m stuck living in this tiny fish bowl??? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4062 Big fish small pond they said… well let me tell you, I didn’t get where I am today relying on a pond Jerry. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4063 I want you to squash the rumors that something fishy is going on in this company! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4064 We hope he has some new ideas for the Aquaman movies. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
4065 Hey! There's something fishy about this Plan! 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
4066 In my opinion, we should increase our lunch expenditures for sardines. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4067 I’m of a mind to cancel the cat food account. 1.1628 0.04004 86 72 14 0
4068 Blow this contract and you'll all get tanked. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4069 Who said these numbers seem fishy? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4070 we're here on behalf of all the fish and plants. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4071 You Weren't Informed This Was Clothing Optional? 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4072 Gurgle, gurgle and I am not being fishy saying that. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
4073 You're all acting like a fish out of water 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4074 This meeting is not going swimmingly! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
4075 blumgh pburnn gmmphbl flmbb ? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4076 Hey hot stuff, how 'bout lunch? You bring the tartar sauce." 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4077 We need more diversity in this group. Helen, why don’t you focus on recruiting a couple fresh water fish? Bob, you look for in salt water. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4078 I brought you here for a reason, I just can't remember what it was. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4079 Better to be a big fish in a small pond 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4080 Our profits are in the tank. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4081 Uh Oh!!it says here, ‘No Emotional Support Fish Over 2 years of age!’ 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4082 I don't want to open up a can of worms, but there's something fishy about this deal. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4083 You have to work harder to be in the Shark Tank. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4084 It’s time to decide. I vote to cut bait. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4085 I don't care how much they offered, we're not going on Shark Tank! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4086 Evolutionarily advanced my dorsal fin! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4087 I say our company should just go with the flow and embrace climate change. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
4088 Come on, people! I wouldn't be where I am today without thinking big. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4089 'This proposal bowled me over, but is it scalable?" 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4090 Your'e going to have to read me the minutes again. And tell me your names. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4091 Look, let's think below the surface here. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4092 Everyone says there is something fishy here. I don't see it. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4093 And that's aquanomics, for you. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4094 Go fish! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4095 If you're not comfortable growing gills, you can look for other work. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4096 I repeat, "The agenda IS glub, glub, glub!" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4097 Lemme tell ya. You don't want your business to go underwater! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4098 At the moment, I've got my eye on a basement apartment in Brooklyn... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4099 Thinking outside the box gets you only so far. The most sublime ideas come from thinking outside the bowl. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4100 Order me a Philly cheesesteak, please! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4101 As an expert on sustainability, I appreciate your concern about fresh water reserves in our area. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4102 Before we get started could someone change my water.” John Schantz, Nazareth, P 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4103 I am not a goldfish. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4104 Who’s a guy gotta screw around here to get some fish food? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4105 There's something fishy about this deal. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4106 This may sound a bit fishy… 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4107 We're ubderwater, so if our franchisees need fish tacos on the menu, I'm good with it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4108 I sometimes mix up your pronouns, so I apologize in advance. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
4109 I just don’t see it, Hugh. Something about this proposal looks fishy to me. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4110 Just call me Kingfish! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4111 I never let myself get boxed into a corner. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4112 So you see and hear a talking goldfish in a bowl have you thought about whether you like your job ? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4113 On this week’s episode of Shark Tank… 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
4114 I’M hard of hearing?! Why don’t YOU put a fish bowl on your head and see how well YOU can hear? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4115 The "blah, blah, blah" from the nominee convinced the party leadership that the fish was the right candidate for these polarized times. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
4116 I understand the appeal of a woman CEO, but I oppose shattering glass ceilings. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4117 Didn't I say no more fish cartoons? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4118 Why have I got the comfiest chair? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4119 The last of the fishes 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4120 Who else thinks my plan is a load of carp? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4121 Happy Hour? No thanks, I don't drink. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4122 Now that I’m CEO, our priority will shift to acquiring mortgages that are underwater. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4123 Rest assured I'll remember who contributed and who didn't 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4124 I’m not interested in a negotiation, I’ve got other things to not fry. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4125 I am guessing you were expecting a shark. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4126 Don't believe all the negative press. We are not under water. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4127 If any of you attorneys say I don't have a leg to stand on, you're fired! 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4128 How dare you accuse ME of carping? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4129 I say we flush the whole thing down the toilet and start again. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4130 So, any nine-second proposals on the way forward? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
4131 If all we’re doing is treading water we’re bound to go belly up. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4132 'Stupid is as Stupid does' 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
4133 Before I forget let’s take a look at quarterly performance. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
4134 bl-buy bl-low, bl-sell bl-high. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4135 I kindly ask you to deal with the sharks. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4136 The fish bowl that you all enjoyed over lunch last week was appalling on so many levels. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
4137 Welcome to Starkist, my name's Charlie. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4138 You have five seconds to make me an offer, or…you’ll get another five seconds because I’m going to forget I said that. Whoa! Who’s talking? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4139 Since our company’s underwater, I thought we bring in an expert. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4140 Roger, no need for worry. Sigmund, please read it again. "The scales fell from their eyes." 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4141 My sample size is admittedly small. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
4142 I know the sales figures for avocado toast flakes haven't been great, but I've got an even better idea. 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4143 It’s time you’d thought outside the bowl, people! 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
4144 I know I am Gold but we have to get our Trump 2048 campaign going. 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4145 These reports look fishy…not in the good way 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
4146 I've been so busy too,I keep telling my wife I've been underwater at work. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4147 Let’s come back to that in about three seconds … 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4148 My investment strategy for long term growth is simple, get into Water. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4149 Your former boss and I met at the Jolly Madison Hotel. What can I say? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4150 Great, another goldfish at the helm. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
4151 Who thought "Hook, Line and Stinker" was a great title? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4152 Let me clarify that,YOU will keep your heads above water. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4153 Looks like next week’s sensitivity training session is on reptiles. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4154 I told all of you that if you didn't check his numbers on the valuations that I'd be living in a fish bowl! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4155 Well, I got our new financials and this just happened. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4156 Leadership team meeting discussing the need of a new catch line to reel in new employees. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4157 Our amphibian numbers are way down. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4158 And then I invested all of our customers' money in an exclusive biotech opportunity that just launched its first offering in betta mode. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4159 Bubble burst? Wasn't that... Wait, when was it again? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4160 Focus, people. The firm has been underwater for months! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4161 Why am I the new CEO? Because the owner knows that I can see better than all of you" 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4162 These reports smell a little human-y. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4163 Go ahead and shit where you eat. It works for me. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4164 Wait...what were we just talking about? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4165 As your CEO I must tell you that our company is just about under water. I want to thank each one of you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4166 The difference is I don't have to share my bowl with any of you. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4167 I’m calling it “the Sea Too Movement”. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4168 The next one who tells me I'm cancelled is going to be sleeping with the fishes. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4169 Sushi all around! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4170 Before they hired me to come run this shop, I was a founding partner at Goldfish Sachs... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4171 I know what you're thinking: we can get a bigger table. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4172 Could you move a little to the right? You're very intimidating in the center of my vision. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4173 For the last time, I offered them fish sticks! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4174 When global warming hits,you 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4175 We Work’s board realizing that their mission to reimagine the workspace may have gone too far! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4176 As an expert on the subject matter, I’d like to propose a few ideas on how to target the audience with short attention span. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4177 I’m sorry, but I’m not splitting the mahi appetizer 1.1600 0.06015 75 68 2 5
4178 If I say we're under water, we are under water. I should know! 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4179 You say this company underwater. That's a good thing, isn't it? 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4180 I can smell blood in the water... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4181 Alright, let’s settle down. No more scales jokes. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4182 What’s with the faces? It’s an improvement from the shark who previously ran this organization. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4183 Ellen DeGeneres was OK as Dory, but for my money, Don Knotts as Mr Limpet was the best talking fish... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4184 I’ll have the ova, to start. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4185 I think we just all need to get a grip here . 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4186 Look, I'm sick of going round and round with you guys on this. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4187 Thank you for making me a part of DEI. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4188 Why are my 15 seconds always up? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4189 Hi, my name is Goldie. I recommend bacon cheeseburgers for all today. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4190 Despite her diminutive size, Penny was a shark in goldfish's clothing. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4191 and tell me again what we have against these underwater loans?... 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4192 I get the feeling our fish bowl approach is not working 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4193 I can reassure you that stock underwater is a good thing. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4194 So I live in a fish bowl, get over it. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4195 They called my company in to consult with you folks 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4196 You're in my tank now and you have failed to inspire me. For that reason I'm out! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
4197 Now if you’ll look over the numbers from the last 3 seconds… 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4198 Your family’s legacy could be the lighthouse guiding many young fish to brighter futures. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
4199 Early on i lived at a college fraternity. There was a party and some guy tried to drink a gallon of us. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4200 As your boss I remind you that instead of bathroom breaks,you are required during meetings to piss directly into my mouth. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
4201 Another New Yorker caption…” “I’m just a fish in a bowl. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
4202 It's like living in a glass house. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
4203 I object! 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4204 I don't want anymore talk about "Draining the Swamp"! Don't give them any ideas! 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
4205 As your new CEO I'm sure you will support my thoughts on diversity. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4206 Cancel the salmon. I’ll have the steak. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4207 You caught me at a bad time. I'm not prepared. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4208 It’s all about rebranding ourselves 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4209 AND next on the agenda...I'm here to bring some sole to the meeting... 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4210 I really don't feel right representing all fish. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4211 Look out our window. I’m sick of being the little fish in a big pond. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
4212 Unbelievable that you would mention waterboarding. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4213 I spent 19 years in Greenspan's office before he cursed me, Goddamnit! Now, someone fix me a drink, and we're gonna talk interest rates! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4214 What's the matter? Never seen a goldfish in a bowl sit in an office chair before? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4215 I don’t understand your awe since I am the CEO it logically follows that our trade is a fishy business. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4216 We’ve been over this countless times! It’s like you people have the memory of a… the memory of a… 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4217 Let's get one thing straight. I'm the big fish at this table. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4218 Let's spitball the idea of no-flush toilets. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
4219 I am not sure, I had fish for lunch. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4220 That's definitely not a gold fish! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
4221 I think there’s been a bit of a mistake. I’m a fishuciary. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4222 The fish here isn't very fresh...I'd recommend the hanger steak or chicken breast. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4223 After working from home for so long, I forgot what a fishbowl the office could be 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
4224 For those who don't know, Melissa just quit. And I do not like it, not one little bit. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4225 What do you expect from me? I’m a fish.! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4226 No, I don’t want to be cremated. We have plot family plot that I can get to with one good flush. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4227 What say we try to solve this outside the bubble 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4228 Really? There must be a better way to get out of our bubble. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4229 Can someone get me a bottle of Mountain Valley Spring Water? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4230 Our client maintains that to live in the style to which she is accustomed,she must have the large aquarium with sufficient greenery and aquatic decor. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4231 What does “of the day” really mean, when you think about it? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4232 Bubble it up to the CEO for a look. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4233 Is this a small puddle, or what? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4234 The fish knows best ! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4235 Oh boy, how I wish to have my two dimensions back 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4236 I know, I know. It's your job to create a buzz. But now it's starting to feel like . . . oh, don't make me say it. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4237 Okay...where are we on those Memento royalties?... 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4238 Don't act like you enjoy it if you don't. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4239 My "West Wing" royalties paid for the chair. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4240 When you brought me in, I told you I wouldn't be good on a deep dive project. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
4241 Did you ever feel like you’re living in a fishbowl? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4242 I feel like I'm always in a fish bowl, being constantly scrutinized. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4243 I understand one of you giant eyes thinks I have a distorted view on things. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4244 I'm sorry, go back twelve seconds and read that back. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4245 Remember that time when the boss was acting kind of fishy? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4246 No! I buy you out, you don't buy me out. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
4247 Don't be so eager to sit where I sit - we're a petrocarbon megaconglomerate. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4248 Please read the minutes twice, or I’ll forget them 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4249 I used to write Biden's speeches, now I'm here 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4250 This company is going under water! 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
4251 I’m looking for salmon to fight a loxy war with you. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
4252 Alright. Hook me. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4253 Does anyone have a microfiber cloth? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4254 All in favor of a five-minute break for fish flakes? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4255 As your leader, I am fully committed to visibility and transparency. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4256 Fishbowl Mentality! Fishbowl Mentality! Don't tell me you're all suffering from a Fishbowl Mentality! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4257 Screw all your ideas on the table! My proposal is it's time to change the water in this damn bowl! 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4258 I intend to be a big fish in this pond also. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4259 For our group meeting brunch, let's order fish and chips. Just without the fish! 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4260 Of course it's fishy, it's my idea. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4261 No clue. I'm a fish. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4262 Why am I still the only fish at this table? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4263 I vote we adjourn this meeting. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4264 Next on the agenda: a fish bowl discussion. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4265 We have to think outside the bowl, I mean box. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4266 I feel like we are swimming in circles with this proposal, don't you? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4267 I gotta tell ya-- You all looked so good out there. I'm sure the Public was equally impressed--Good Work!! 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4268 Who put the fish finder Human Resources? 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4269 None of you can see outside of your bubble. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4270 Their slogan should be "Polly wants a cracker, real people prefer chips." 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4271 An aquatic theme would work best. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
4272 A narcissists vision of that popular workplace "analogy” 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4273 Diversity training? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4274 ...and one more thing : I will be the new logo. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4275 I hope some of you can remember this for more than 3 seconds!” 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
4276 Just because I was the owner's favorite doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on you. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4277 I've chosen Chapman to join me in my milieu. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4278 These new all window conference rooms seem like we're living in a fishbowl.. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
4279 Yes, Debby, I DON'T think we should order sushi for lunch! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
4280 You'll notice that Jane "Something's fishy here" Smith isn't around anymore. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4281 I know it didn't test well with the focus group, but we're going to commit to 13 weeks of 'Flipper Returns.' Any questions? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4282 You think that's fishy? I'll show you fishy! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4283 I’m tired of always being under water with these deals 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4284 Yes, the company is underwater financially, but is that really a bad thing? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
4285 Can you go over that again? I can't remember what you just said. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4286 -I don't need your fish angle on this issue. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4287 He insists we call him Captain 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4288 I agree this deal sounds fishy,and that 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4289 Really? How have none of you ever heard of the "air ceiling" after all of the mandatory training? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4290 In an hour we'll break for coffee, pastries, and worms. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4291 Frankly, all these indictments are just a politically motivated fishing expedition. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
4292 A little gin would lift my spirits “ 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
4293 ‘And since I can’t speak, the numbers will have to speak for themselves,’ he thought, wistfully. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
4294 OK. Who wants to get grilled first?" 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4295 Fred relied on his usual tactic of going around in circles. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4296 Yes, but what's the real feedback about me from around the water cooler?" 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4297 If my people survived the Great Flood, we can survive anything! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4298 First item, lunch. Krill or brine shrimp? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4299 You see, we are all in our own little echo chamber... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4300 We’re meeting here today to discuss some diversity problems we’ve had at the firm lately” - Fiddlesticks the Fis 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4301 All of you remind me of a fish out of water! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4302 I forgot what I was just saying. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4303 Ah, to be a small fish in a big chair 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4304 I said 'evolution,' not 'revolution.' 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4305 The special looks fresh! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4306 If you want to get on in Piranha Inc. you need a fish eat fish attitude 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4307 Hello everyone, welcome back to our weeks fishbowl discussion. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4308 My new office is like a fish bowl. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4309 On this project, you're all going to be living in a fishbowl. And trust me, I know what that's like. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4310 And most important is the new dress code: Scales required except on Fridays - when nobody comes near me! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4311 I'm assuming you want vegetarian? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4312 Fishbowl imagery" 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4313 As your new CEO I believe we have reached our diversity goal! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4314 And to those of you who ordered sashimi for lunch... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4315 Team, we have to try to think ‘outside the bowl’ here… 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
4316 Anyone else feel like a big fish in a small pond at this office? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4317 I am not a cat 1.1556 0.03842 90 76 14 0
4318 Believe me, being a big fish in a small pond is not what it's cracked up to be. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4319 Ok team- Let’s stop floundering; keep your eye on the prize. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4320 Let them look in my closets. I have nothing to hide. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4321 And after lunch I'm going to need a bigger bowl. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4322 I’m skipping ahead to the bathroom break. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4323 Fishing for compliments 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4324 If you people don't get over your fear of cats we will not succeed! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4325 OK. No more office jokes about Mr. Bubbles. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4326 Seriously? Can't any of you think outside the tank? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4327 To be the shark, you must beat the shark! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
4328 Humans get their own tanks? On a dating show? And dress like me? That would never work. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
4329 I didn't get where I am because a seahorse gave me a tiny castle. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4330 Crustacean C - R - U - S - T - A - C -E -A -N 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4331 I called this meeting to apologize for my recent performance as your CEO. I'm completely under water. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4332 …and divest from companies involved fishing tackle. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4333 How about, oh say, a goldfish that tells them that Timmy's down the well for a change? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4334 *pop* 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4335 I may be from a pet store, but I'm the only one in the firm with an MBA. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4336 My pronouns are She/Herbivore. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4337 Assess my bowl at $25,000. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4338 As CEO I'm ending this silly DEI initiative. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4339 Does this deal smell fishy or is it me? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4340 Let's make it clear. I'm not going to just fall for your pitches hook, line and sinker. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4341 Why do you need parental leave? last week on my lunch break, I laid 1000 eggs. And had time to eat them, too. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4342 Ok people, I don't want you thinking outside of the bowl, I want you thinking there is no bowl... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4343 I've already told you - that wasn't a misjudgement but a mistranslation. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4344 'Climate crisis'? I see a real estate opportunity! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4345 Clipboards and paper are old-fashioned, so we will switch to streaming technology. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4346 Because when we were in over our heads, the others sank. I swam. Any other questions? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4347 This business is floundering. It's time to fish or cut bait. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4348 I’m the catch of the day - my friend SPCA (Submitted for my father John Wiebe) 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4349 When you're underwater, don't blink. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
4350 I'll have the ribeye steak. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4351 As I've stressed, these meetings are not for floating anything. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4352 Old man on the right approximately 2 seconds away from withering and perishing and becoming dust 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4353 There are two ways to look at it. I chose big fish, small pond, and look where it got me. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
4354 That sounds great team, now can somebody pass me the fish food? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
4355 You people are care of it, I stillsay this tank is 30,000 gallons. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4356 You need to expand your mind, and stop living in a fish bowl. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4357 The new CEO is really a tough manager. Harvard Fish School graduate! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
4358 Maybe people aren't breathing water because you're not giving them the chance! Stop asking what they want and tell them! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4359 Anyone who can't come up with a caption for the drawing we're in by 11:59 P.M. E.T. Sunday IS OUT! 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4360 Alright, which one of you wise guys brought the sushi to the company luncheon? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4361 Alright folks, we’re just here to throw out ideas. I’ll start. More flakes. Debra? 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
4362 All of us are drowning at work. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
4363 I'm not worried about keeping our head above water. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4364 Ok so today I have 1 on 1's with my team, then it's product team Q4 stories and sprints after lunch, and, oh yeah, swimming around in my own shit and piss. For fuck's sake when am I getting that 40 gallon tank? I requested the fucking thing in March. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4365 Your contribution to this company is what you smell. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4366 You should pay me more because I feel like I'm always in a fishtank working here.. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4367 Big city boss fish presents compelling argument. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4368 Am I a guest or the main course? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4369 I may be biased but everything presented today seems fishy. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4370 Just once it would be nice if at one of these meetings when I give some input, nobody would discount it because I've lived life in a fishbowl. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4371 Are my bubbles just too erudite for everyone here? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4372 I'm here to fulfill the Equity Inclusivity Diversity mandate. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4373 Obviously we're not having sushi for lunch. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4374 When the elephant in the room is a fish… 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4375 Look, I appreciate your hard work, but I'm still feeling like we'll be under water at the end of the quarter. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4376 I say let's go for it. It's a bowl market. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4377 Well, Sal, mine's bigger because I live in a goddamn bowl. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4378 We have to think outside the bowl. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4379 I’m tired of seeing new board members every few minutes 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4380 The Swiss require there to be two of us in here. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
4381 I know this may seem a little strange to you, but to some extent, we are all living in a goldfish bowl 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4382 Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4383 Anybody who says we 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4384 This company is underwater and you bottom feeders don 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
4385 Now that's what I call thinking outside of the tank." 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4386 Once again, I'm going to start this meeting by sucking all the oxygen out of the room 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4387 We're just six lost souls Swimming in a fish bowl Year after year Running over the same old ground What have we found? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4388 Business is going swimmingly. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4389 You're lucky I'm in today, because that is probably the worst idea I have ever heard, but I wouldn't retain that long enough to get you fired... 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4390 Next on our DEI Agenda--inclusion. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4391 From here on, our ad agency mantra is “Fish for Ideas.” 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4392 I always feel like a fish out of water at these meetings. Oh wait, I am!" 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4393 Something fishy’s going on here but I can’t put my “fin”ger on it. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
4394 Let's concentrate on the impulse buyer. Our target customer has a very short memory. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4395 My best quality? I never ask to telework. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4396 I assume tap water’s ok with you? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4397 Raise prices? In this economy, Jim. Does the term don't *$& where you eat, mean anything to you?" Trust me I would kno 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
4398 We're getting closer to that day. This time I forbid arch building. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4399 And that’s why I believe fish food should taste better 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4400 No white wine, please. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4401 I wanna know what joker put salmon teriyaki on the stockholders meeting menu! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4402 You idiot! When I said I wanted us to 'up-scale', I was propositioning you! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4403 I'm having your mama for Dinner 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4404 I’ll have the Ahi please 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
4405 Can anyone remind me of last quarter’s results? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4406 I'm not kiddin' ya. You should try life in a fishbowl. It's golden! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
4407 I don’t want to hear any of complaining about being under a microscope 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
4408 My ability to work both hybrid and remotely is a rhetorical question, don’t you think? I mean working from a fishbowl makes me quite portable! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4409 I need the PPT of the "Veg capsules for the cat community" ready by tonight. Remember, it's for the greater good of human-fish-kind. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4410 Still here? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4411 Purr today, hostile takeover tomorrow. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
4412 We don't really get a clear sense of where we're going, even for something big. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
4413 His ideas are always a bit underwater 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4414 Privacy is so overrated. What the people want is to be seen. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4415 Don't look at me like that Bobber. I'm telling you this tartar deal is the hook we need to reel in the competition. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4416 Your assignment, should you wish to accept it, is to figure out how to bet me out of this bowl. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4417 If we don’t get our sales and marketing team together, the company will be drowning in debt. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
4418 And anyone who doesn't like this deal can clean my fish bowl! I just made a BIG mess too. That's not change in the air, that's my number 2! Ho-Hooooooooooooo! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4419 WHAT YOR'RE ARE SAYING SOUNDS FISHY TO ME! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4420 I'm the new Global VP of Property Management in the Climate Change Division. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4421 Alright everyone, here’s the plan to eliminate plastic in the Ocean. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4422 We are the epitome of a blended family, surf and turf. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4423 Living in a fishbowl has its perks. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4424 And I thought I was all wet. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4425 Let's dive straight in: Lucy, love, lóve your use of hyperboles. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4426 My father may have allowed seafood in the break room last year, but I will be reinstating that ban for reasons undisclosed during my tenure here. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
4427 If this fish tank were bigger I could demonstrate the whole sink or swim analogy better 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
4428 Please don’t schedule future meetings in the fish bowl conference room. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4429 Yeah it sounds like a good deal, but I wouldn’t take the bait on this one! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4430 I apologize for the redundancy, but I would appreciate a full recap of this morning’s meeting 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4431 As a Pisces,I need my sugar fix: I’m going for the poached pears in Maple syrup. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4432 Irrespective of how I present, I identify as a Chair & CEO. I would like to thank the Board and the senior management team for their boundless “wokeness”. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4433 That policy seems a little fishy to me. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4434 I do not appreciate the anonymous note on my desk that suggested I should take a ‘floating holiday’. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4435 I'll be leading the company in our inevitable return to the ocean. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4436 I ordered rain water, Not hose water. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4437 I think name cards would help me remember best 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4438 These meetings are getting claustrophobic. I feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4439 Most of what I know I’ve picked up by osmosis… 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4440 Call me old school, but there is going to be a great fish market for bowls of all sizes to meet the demands of millions for mobile homes as the water evaporates. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4441 So this clownfish at City Hall promised me straight cash if we ‘take care of’ the East River within six months; way I see it, it’s gotta be an inside job. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4442 I'm excited to be starting here as your new CFO... Chief Fish Operator! Hahaha, but all jokes aside- we are closing this branch. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4443 If one more person says they are feeling under water… 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
4444 This ad campaign is sure to succeed - hook, line, and sinker. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4445 How dare you question my education; I've been in school since I was born! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4446 For this next one, let’s try thinking outside of the bow- erm, box, that is 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4447 Our business is going in circles. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
4448 I need a watertight proposition. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4449 You’ve broken the glass ceiling, now let’s keep from breaking the glass walls 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
4450 First order of business: replace this paper with something I can actually use. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4451 Don’t listen to him’ he’s all wet. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4452 Besides me, who else amongst you has a two-second memory retention DNA?" 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4453 I’d like to start off with water with a lemon wedge. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4454 Bubbles says, “No sushi ever again!” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4455 I was assigned human at birth. Thanks to my K - 6 teachers’ Trans - Mission I learned to express my inner species. So I opted for crispr’s Trans - Animation and now enjoy the inner tranquility of return to my evolutionary roots. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4456 As you introduce yourselves, say your name, title, and favorite fish tank decoration. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4457 Never mind your "fish out of water" cracks. You're going to need me when lower Manhattan starts sinking. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4458 Pet rules our world. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4459 I’m on the menu tonight, along with the chips. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4460 I think I'm the only member of this team who can see the water I, err we are swimming in! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
4461 You're looking at me like I'm the one living in a fish bowl. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4462 Laugh now but as the sea levels rise, my kind is going to get more and more important! 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4463 Sales of shrink-wrap flavored flakes are skyrocketing; focus groups report "it tastes like home". 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4464 The company has so much growth potential. If I ever get out of this fishbowl! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4465 Hey Steve, would you mind re-reading the minutes from a minute ago? 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
4466 Consider this my resignation. I’ve outgrown this place. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4467 So anyway, yeah - they said dining with the humans like it's a bad thing, but this is pretty nice! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4468 Forget the optics, I smell blood in the water” 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4469 Let’s go through item number 1, one more time 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4470 The market is bullish, but it's also a little fishy. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4471 What were you talking about again? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
4472 I feel that my proposal has been watered down after your review. Bill Hill Encino, CA 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4473 Very fresh dim sum 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
4474 I haven't seen a business tank this badly since my owner forgot to clean my bowl. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4475 I'm a talking fish in your meeting. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4476 Ok, it's time for Pisces to have a word. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4477 As CEO my bowl should be cleaned every day, not weekly! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4478 If that's everything, don't forget that I booked our next meeting in the East River. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4479 Can someone read the minutes of the last three minutes of this meeting? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4480 Wait, you’re saying you just said that five minutes ago? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4481 I'd say this quarter went rather swimmingly! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4482 If you expect to learn something here, you need to keep your focus on the similarities. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4483 No, it's perfectly fine, I'm oldschool myself. We can continue to say, 'So that oughtta hook 'em.' 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4484 Get ready here comes another fish tale 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4485 Trust me - colorful gravel, a few bubbles, and privacy concerns just go poof. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4486 Look, we do pre-foreclosure reviews, right? I think it is patently speciesist that you insist I overuse the term “underwater” when referring to borrowers. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4487 The new SWIM card comes with a liquid holder. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4488 If you haven’t heard, I’m a big fish in the industry… 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4489 The fine print is in the tiny bubbles — do not miss a stroke. Your predecessor did and now sleeps in a school.” 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4490 Y'all are interested to see from my POV for once? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4491 See things from my fisheye perspective. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4492 This whole emancipation hearing could have been avoided with a piece of coral or a plastic plant. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4493 So, its the colored gravel and the deep sea diver aerator or I swim down the street to your biggest competitor and that corner bowl they offered... 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4494 Please don't tell me we are under water! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4495 A shark? That is incredibly offensive, I prefer entrepreneur. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4496 We've been under water for months, and it's suddenly so clear why. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4497 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4498 Stop wasting time on big fish in little bowls. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4499 Let's think outside the box, have a clearer view. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4500 Instead of my usual, I think I'll have the turf without the surf. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4501 You want to be Chair? Lemme tell ya: it's like livin' in a fishbowl! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4502 I would suggest that someone else take the meeting minutes. I don't even remember why I'm here. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
4503 We can let this idea sink in, and then circle back 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4504 I'll have the Davy Jones flakes with a side of Poseidon pellets. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4505 If you think this place is bad, you should’ve had my last gig at a carnival 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
4506 Our boss is never articulate 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4507 Yes, yes, I'm a fish. But that isn't what I asked. Explain our declining sales. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4508 Let's run it up the fishing pole and see if anyone bites. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4509 One more Charlie Tuna crack and you're all fired! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4510 First, don’t groan, but there’s a school of thought that suggests…. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4511 I'll go belly up before I let the client make me bend forward. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
4512 So I'm saying I like Eric Adams letting New York City flood. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
4513 OK! After the sea rises, here is how you handle it. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
4514 Fetal alcohol syndrome? Yeah that's it. What did Lem call those humans forcing themselves to evolve? This Greta person is showing us the way. Follow her! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4515 And a Large Fish shall lead them." 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4516 Some say I’m the glup holding this company together 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
4517 Believe me. There are no corners in the corner office. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4518 I love your innovation. It will lead us in to deeper waters. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4519 Am I reading these sales figures correctly, or does someone need to clean my bowl? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4520 Since this will all be underwater soon I suggest you people relocate to the Adirondacks. 1.1493 0.05728 67 60 4 3
4521 Don't make me spray my egg sac! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4522 It's like shark tank but for minnows 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4523 ...and I'm well aware that this move could result in finding ourselves in the rhetorical Goldfish Bowl, but... 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4524 Please read back the minutes from 5 seconds ago. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4525 I've been warning you for years that the business is underwater! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4526 Your numbers are gonna tank us! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4527 I thought Uncle Bob was supposed to be the black sheep! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4528 After the death of Ferguson, we've reinstituted to No Cats policy. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4529 I find the small bowl does wonders for my imposter syndrome. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4530 He's a big fish in a small pond." 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4531 The good and bad news is that our company is under water. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4532 This idea really has legs. That's why I've called this meeting. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4533 The figures in this financial report indicates that we are underwater! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4534 We gotta think outside the bowl here, or we could all find ourselves under water. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4535 Glubglubglubglubglub! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4536 ...then we'll have lunch, wait an hour, and continue the audit. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4537 I don't know, seems fishy to me... 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4538 Dr. Diggity’s Dogs. It’s a HOT! DOG! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4539 Silence is Goldfish 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4540 There are not either a lot of other fish in the sea! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4541 I remind you that a key part of our business plan is to keep certain elements under water. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4542 Tank you all for meeting today. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4543 Before I was CEO I was just like you, a big fish in a small pond 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
4544 What are some invisible walls we should anticipate hitting in next year’s fishing markets? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
4545 Our client will go for this hook, line and..... uh, you know what I mean. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4546 It's a deal safer than an elephant in the room ... 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4547 The employees reject your plan to have glass cubicle walls. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4548 The next Charades phrase - “hand wringing” - made him briefly feel like a fish out of water. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4549 Hopefully were not all under water! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4550 OK, so being under water is not the negative you guys are making this out to be 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4551 So where else do you suggest we dump the waste as cost-efficiently, CHERYL? It's not like any of us live in that trash tub anyway. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4552 So what if the financials are fishy? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4553 Like I’m in a board meeting. And you? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4554 I won't run the company. I swim. And I promise we will never get drowned. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4555 There's something fishy going here,and I want more of it! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4556 My fish school experience prepared me for this leadership position. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4557 Told you we shouldn’t have shipped operations overseas. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
4558 I think we should ask them how they feel. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4559 This section is just about succession in the event of my death, yadda yadda, so let's move on. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4560 People who live in glass houses, am I right?! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4561 Are we sure we want to eat all of the little fish? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
4562 The next one to say "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" is fired! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
4563 Guys, I'm telling you, the seafood here is to die for. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4564 We need to forget about last quarter, I know I already have. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4565 I want higher residuals. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4566 Not one of you knows how to keep your head above water! 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
4567 I am still in charge 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
4568 I don't see why everyone can't work from home, at the office. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
4569 And by Q3, I'll be expanding into new markets. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4570 Is there a reason I’ve called you all here today? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4571 Would anyone like some water? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4572 Blub blub blub. Blub blub. Blub blub blub? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4573 Don't forget, 70% of the earth's surface is water. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4574 Fortunately, I'm not a fish out of water. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4575 First order of business: Shark Tank prep is going swimmingly 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4576 You need to be thinking outside of the bowl. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4577 That’s right. I want to sue Ted Lasso! Because of him everyone thinks we goldfish are stupid. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4578 We are completely underwater on this deal. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4579 When i say flush the juice out of the pall i dont mean it in this meaning 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4580 As you can see, we're completely under water on this project. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4581 As a sea level consultant it is my duty to advise you — evolve gills ASAP. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4582 I agree there is something fishy going on,why are ya’all looking at me? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4583 I don’t care what HR says, there will be no toilets in this building! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4584 fish- "Blub blub... blub" workers-"Wow that is beautiful." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4585 As you can see, it's time to scale back. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4586 We just keep going around in circles! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4587 And that's how our convertible debentures will underpin our fiscal revenue by ninety-eight million. Now, who will clean my bowl? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4588 Actually, I prefer being a big fish in a small pond. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4589 Actually, from a tax perspective, it’s not so bad being underwater. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4590 C’mon people, we need to think outside the bowl.” Yelen Nesbit, Brookly 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4591 So, what exactly is kabob? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4592 First, I remove the fish menu in the canteen. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4593 Just keep swimming. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4594 So let's downsize accounting, cut the year end bonuses and can somebody change my water? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4595 As you can see, in buying the property I borrowed way more than it’s value… 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4596 The Goldfish Sachs stock is going down the toilet! 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4597 You heard me right. The shark tank... but real. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4598 I have the meeting with the boss today, dear. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4599 It helps to have a short memory. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4600 That's a terrible idea, Cameron! How about you do something helpful for once, go grab the net, and come clean out my fecal matter! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4601 I don't think he's sea-suite material. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4602 Rain?!! Rain is good! 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4603 This ad campaign is headed for the toilet." 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4604 I tell you this show that will blow 'Shark Tank' right out of the water! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4605 ...listening attentively to the AI fish's analysis... 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4606 Let's vote by a show of fins.... The resolution passes, two fins to zero. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4607 First of all, let's just put aside any thoughts about "People in glass houses." 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4608 What are you bubbling about? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4609 Let us hear what the goldfish has to say. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4610 First thing you need to know is that Captain Ahab was a colonial era speciesist. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4611 Im the big fish, and you’re my small pond. Got it?” 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
4612 Are you all ready to swim with the sharks? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4613 Be honest - does this story sound too fishy? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4614 I’m all for blank stares and mouths moving without anything coming out but today I need answers! 1.1467 0.05265 75 67 5 3
4615 I say we work through lunch. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
4616 You tell management they can take my offer or forget it. All the other firms are just waiting to scoop me up. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4617 I understand that all of your current investments are underwater. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
4618 Again,why did we think adding a fish to the Board makes us more productive? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4619 Something is fishy here 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4620 Which one of you is the alpha? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
4621 Sooner or later someone will figure out there's something fishy going on! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4622 Can anyone remember where we left off last week? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4623 I am home away from the solar system and it is very hot out there 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4624 I’m a big fish in a little pond with big ideas for this little business. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4625 Now this may sound like I've been living in a bubble... 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
4626 Personally, i prefer the socratic seminar for discussions but here we are 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
4627 Don’t even think about ordering the sushi. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
4628 Tom, I would appreciate it if you stopped saying hook line and sinker after every pitch. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
4629 And we will call the fish sticks 'cod pieces' 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4630 I don't know...there's something fishy about his statistics." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4631 We have outside bathrooms, it’s true. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4632 Let me tell you what it's like to be under water... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4633 Fish Tank: It's like Shark Tank, but investors are under 25 and broke. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4634 See this dorsal fin? If it's sticking all the way out, all hell is gonna break loose. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4635 Oh, fuck! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
4636 If you’re expecting a literal fish out of water story for how I became CEO you can forget about it. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4637 She said she would have the worm salad. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4638 Take it from someone who's made mistakes....that schmuck took our story hook, line and sinker! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4639 They say we’re under water but from my view, thats a glass half full scenario 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
4640 One meeting. One meeting, people. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4641 I don't want to wait for a couple billion years of evolution. I demand AI now! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4642 Naturally after the takeover we will hold these meetings in my office so scuba suits will be recommended. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4643 We need to start seeing the world from outside our large glass containers. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4644 At least he's not a fish out of water! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4645 I love an office with a view. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4646 My apologies. I must’ve had too much algae. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4647 When they said "diversify" we took them seriously! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4648 Whatta ya of my Halloween costume ? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4649 I think you are all ignoring the goldfish in the room! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4650 Can anyone remember who called this meeting? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4651 Who has mistaken fish and CEO on Indeed? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4652 If you will bear with me, I would like to go over the figures from three seconds ago again. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4653 I appreciate your inclusive,equitable and diverse policy,but next meeting,can you serve fish food friendly options? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4654 Algae is not a food group! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4655 The fish is quite fresh here. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4656 I said "SEA Suite", that was the big tank by the hamsters. It's not my fault the board wasn't listening. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4657 Yes, I did spend my weekend at a Wizardry retreat, how did you know? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4658 He’s really inhabited the new role like a fish to water! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4659 I’m something of a fin-ancial expert myself! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4660 I’m happy to report that our business is under water! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4661 Did any of you beat my Wordle score? I got SHARK on my 3rd guess. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4662 Let me go over the fishbowl analogy one more time. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4663 I'm the turnaround specialist who gets brought in when the investment is underwater. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4664 Despite working in a fishbowl, you still think my documents are fishy! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4665 Hey, I'm part of the family too! Can I get my to-do list, please? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4666 You didn’t see me here 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4667 Shape up or you'll all be under water... 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4668 Guys, guys, I have this great idea that'll make us all rich. What is it? What's what? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4669 There is no glass ceiling here. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
4670 I have called you all together to discus Meat-less Friday. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4671 Your Submission Let's think outside the bowl... 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4672 I’ll have the worm fricassee. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
4673 It's true, we emit certain gases, but at least we don't do it by stealth. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4674 Forget offshoring, think nearshoring 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
4675 Please explain our quarterly projections one more time. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4676 I propose we change the meeting minutes to meeting seconds because I can’t remember anything we discussed last time. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4677 Our business is getting real fishy 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
4678 Waddaya mean, something's smells fishy around here? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
4679 This restaurant has the freshest fish in town. 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
4680 We’re expensing this, yeah? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4681 Frankly, I'm a little insulted by how much Beta Testing we're doing. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4682 Come on, people. Think outside the bowl. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4683 Let's discuss the window cleaner. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4684 As I say at every meeting, we need to invest heavily in emerging markets, utilities… and a BIGGER. FISH! BOWL!! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4685 Hi Thank you for coming to this Diversity Training. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4686 Read my lips—just do it. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4687 I'm looking to scale this motherfucker... 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4688 I hear that the whitefish is memorable.” 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4689 Have we refilled the water bottles throughout the company? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4690 No wine for me tonight! Last time I had some I was flapping my gills and floating the night away 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4691 Controlling this company is a fluke! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4692 Pearls of wisdom from me? Just WI, WO. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4693 They think outside the box. We think outside the bowl. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4694 So this is MY bubble --- deal with it! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4695 Someone better grab those bubbles 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4696 It’s time for a new school of thinking… 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4697 Owning the patent on fish glasses will make us wealthy beyond our wildest dreams. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4698 You say we're underwater like that's a bad thing. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4699 -and Human Resources is now part of our new H&F Department. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
4700 What we have to do is to forget every two seconds...what was I saying just now? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4701 Gold finally got the promotion because she promised not to take up ANY of the air in the room. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4702 Rising sea levels? Not a problem for my constituents. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4703 I’m announcing a new company privacy policy: no one gets any”. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4704 I think we need to start thinking out side the Bowl" 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4705 We really need to discuss the water supply and ways we can reduce water usage. If I ran out of water, you would no longer have me as your trusting and loving CEO anymore. Do we want that? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4706 She’s obviously fishing for a compliment! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
4707 Something fishy is going on in this company. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4708 Any suggestions for our next meeting? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4709 It's a great new product idea, but I refuse to take it on Shark Tank 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4710 Ladies and Gentlemen, I want no sad faces because the 3rd quarter was an unmitigated disaster placing us on the brink of financial ruin …..But it’s onward to a bright and glorious future…BE A GOLDFISH 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
4711 I know in my gut that this company can do betta, which is why you are all here today. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4712 Always think outside of the box. That’s what I did with the glass ceiling. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4713 It's the chef's way of bringing agency to "Catch of the Day." 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4714 I can certainly read the balance sheet, learned it in school 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4715 Finally they recognized that I was swimming with ideas! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
4716 Ok, who had any of these: suspicious, shady, dodgy, iffy, dubious, not quite kosher? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4717 Meeting is adjourned, now will someone clean my bowl and overfeed me? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4718 I swear,it 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4719 If we're ordering lunch in, whatever you can sprinkle over my head is fine. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4720 Its like they say: if you’re not at the table, you’re likely to end up on the menu. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4721 I did a lot of thrashing to break the glass ceiling to become the Chief Fish Officer. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4722 Maybe this DEI thing has gone too far. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4723 Well Jim Jordan told me my incredible :08 attention span is perfectly suited for today’s Republican Party. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
4724 When you guys work make sure you are being e-fish-ent 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4725 The time has come to see whether we can fully embrace diversity. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
4726 put ‘em on the glass 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4727 So your assets are not overvalued? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
4728 Our numbers are underwater this quarter. Just where I like them. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4729 take me out of the bowl game! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4730 He gurgles all the answers to our questions! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4731 If you’re asking me, I recommend the beef. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4732 While I appreciate having a seat at the table, I'm concerned about the fresh fish of the day menu entry. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4733 Is it really on me to break the ice here and say that Mr. Smith's product launch idea at dinner last night seemed a little fishy?" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4734 The problem with you people is you hold on to the past! 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4735 Let's think outside the bowl... I mean box. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4736 What's today's agenda?... just swing it. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
4737 I agree, the articles are too long to keep my attention 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4738 No one in the big seats remembers the 2008 bailout either. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4739 As the new CFO, I was guaranteed a corner office. I hope this isn’t an indication of how well this company lives up to its promises. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4740 Let’s let this one go. I’ve always thought it best to avoid throwing stones. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4741 Hey u guys, trust me, i hate coming into the office too. I got a nice big tank with a castle and skeleton treasure chest at home thats been so nice to work from. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4742 I excelled once tree climbing wasn’t under review. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4743 I can’t take on another project. I can barely keep my head above water! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
4744 Systemic change comes from shrinking your horizons! See the smaller picture, people! 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
4745 We're being sued for diversity!? I tell you there something fishy about it 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4746 Now let me tell you what I think. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4747 I’m well aware that I am “the fish” at the table — can we get back to work now? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4748 I said I was opposed to fishing, not phishing! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4749 Did anyone watch Cats? 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4750 Bottom line, we’re underwater this quarter 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
4751 You have a lot of nerve calling this discussion a fish bowl. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
4752 I swear, it was the chair. 1.1410 0.05390 78 71 3 4
4753 No sushi for lunch, please! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
4754 ...and I leave the bulk of my estate to my favorite goldfish, Mr. Flapper. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4755 This year's holiday bonus will be an extra sprinkle of fish food for everyone! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4756 If someone says 'Let's think outside the fishbowl' one more time, I'm gonna lose it! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4757 Let me make myself perfectly clear " . 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4758 The agenda is THE AGENDA. Either get on the same page or get a new job. Living in a fishbowl actually gives one a unique perspective. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4759 Hear me well, imbeciles: I don't make these bubbles for free. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4760 I'm glad this restaurant allows Emotional Support Animals! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4761 Listen up, clergypersons. This is your life! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4762 What was I saying? I forgot 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4763 Who proposed diversifying into seafood? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4764 I know you think I have a warped view, but I have something to say. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4765 I can't decide whether to fry or broil it." 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4766 ''I can't recall most of what was discussed, but I though the last ten seconds went swimmingly.'' 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4767 The good news is that we won the "SHARK TANK TV" contest so now we 'All' have to 'Dive In' to prove ourselves. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4768 Glass ceiling? How about the glass bowl? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4769 He has his fishbowl, and we have ours. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4770 He is koi about his image. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4771 I’m taking the company out of aquaculture and into running shoes. Should be a cinch. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4772 Am I the only one who thinks we’re under water? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4773 Hey, you in that middle seat, any questions? You look as confused as a fish outta water... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4774 As president of this flipping company I think that we all should be bowl ready! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4775 Where are your water glasses? As the new CEO of the FDA, I implore you: We need to spread the message that it’s important to stay hydrated. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4776 With friends like these, who need anemonies? Ah ha, just kidding, you're all scum at the bottom of the tank to me. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4777 We are taking transparency in the workplace to a new level. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4778 I've got no filter, so this may not be as clean as it should be. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4779 That's the last time I want to hear, "Is there something fishey, here." 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4780 As you can see, the company is under water. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4781 My data looks “fishy”??? I’ll need to report you to HR for that microaggression! 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4782 Ronald will now present the piscine report. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4783 I PROPOSE TO START WITH A TOUR DE TABLE WHERE YOU REMIND ME WHO YOU ALL ARE 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4784 Nah - too conventional. Try thinking outside the bowl. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4785 I don't want to keep carping on this. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4786 I would like to address our reputation of operating like we were living in a fish bowl. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4787 Elon sends his regards. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4788 Our goal is to keep our heads above water. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4789 You people need to get out more 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4790 This entire meeting sounds very fishy to me. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4791 I know you are fishn’ around for an answer, but please be more concise. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4792 I have called this meeting to propose a clean water initiative. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4793 We’re drowning here in cost overruns, and all you can talk about is Don Knotts and the Incredible Mr. Limpet?! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4794 I was certain evolution would pivot underwater; yet, here we are. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4795 I''ll break your kneecaps if you order seafood. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4796 When I decided to undergo species reassignment, there was only one among you who supported my decision. So, for changing my water daily, keeping me properly fed, and sitting with me when I needed a shoulder, I leave my entire estate to Billy. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4797 You'll need to shout during this meeting. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4798 We'll be okay. It's not a catastrophe. So--with me--just breathe in and breathe out. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4799 The way I see it, we want to be under water. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
4800 Even though I live in a fishbowl, I take privacy in the workplace very seriously 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
4801 Do I need to tell you where we are year-to-date? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
4802 No tuna salad for me 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4803 I'm officially resigning from my position on the menu. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4804 I'm here to represent our marine brothers and sisters. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4805 Glub glub hub bub 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4806 I'd like to think outside the box; let's liquidate the building. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
4807 ‘Our numbers are under water again this quarter, and someone has been fish lipping the blunt.’ 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
4808 'who are all of you, again?' 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4809 Yes, President McKinley 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4810 We're finished here and, despite your concerns, Gill, we're going to move this operation to scale. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4811 Meeting together in-person is better for a-fish-scent-sea. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4812 Don't you dare order the Sea Bass 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4813 Why all the glassy-eyed stares? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4814 I know you think I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4815 I don't care if it sounds fishy, do it anyway! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4816 Send me a calendar invite or I won't remember 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4817 Fresh Fish for fore-plate? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4818 Seeing as I do, use the data to make “hot tub” oceans a profitable industry…package this in a way that die-hard environmentalist jump on the bandwagon-oh, and be sure to visit our friends at the Senate and set-up my yacht for a spin w CT n Jen 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4819 we appreciate the fact that you are in a think tank,but.. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4820 So great to be back in person again. I was going stir crazy staring at the same four walls all day. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4821 No fins, no scales? No lunchtime meetings. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4822 Welcome to your circular streaming service. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4823 Water we waiting for, let’s get started 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4824 I can't solve our sea suite diversity problems alone. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4825 Any thoughts on our new biodiversification strategies? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4826 I know what you're thinking... 'There's something fishy about this proposal.' But do try to keep an open mind. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4827 Let’s all try to think out of the bowl on this one ☝️ 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4828 I don’t understand why nobody wants to move the office to the river 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4829 I'll have what she's having 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4830 Fishbowl Margaretta should be allowed at lunch. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4831 Deborah, make yourself useful and grab the boss a diet coke, alright sweet heart? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4832 I've a lot of experience with underwater loans 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4833 Today begins our merger with the company that got the ping pong ball in a small jar of water. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4834 While the numbers look bleak, I feel we must approach the board with a glass is half full attitude. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4835 Yes, it is a surprise to be back as a fish but the upside is that I have great ideas for new product development. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4836 I just don't think we should fear being underwater. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4837 Let's not drown in a glass of water 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4838 The striped one with the googley eyes gets the promotion. Beverly Goertzen Rockaway Beach Oregon 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4839 Can we still order fish, I think so its her emotional support pet. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4840 I only took this job to be a big fish in a small company. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4841 Oh...you're back. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4842 What about a sitcom that I can identify with? A family has a alien as a house guest. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4843 True, I didn't get here by climbing any ladders, for me it was more like finding a way under other people's bridges.' 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4844 This power plant would've burned down long ago without my expertise in 'NUCLEAR FISSION'! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4845 Now concentrate, we’ve never tried anything of this scale before. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4846 I sense a genuine need to liquify some of our assets. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4847 You are NOT getting away with this! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4848 No matter how we add the numbers up, you're underwater. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4849 No, I don’t need glasses! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4850 How about we knock off this fishbowl crap and just have a meeting. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4851 That's good work guys. Let's take a ten minute flake break. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4852 I really don’t see how using terms like « fishy » and « underwater » get us any closer to a deal. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4853 What were we just talking about? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4854 Soon, we'll be able to dive into some good deals." 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4855 My client refuses to wear the traditional orange and green, focus group be damned. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
4856 To bubble up our synergy let’s deep dive into the fishbone diagram and expand the swim lanes. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
4857 You must be muted 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4858 .. And if you don't follow my orders, I'll kick the sh*t out of you! 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4859 Sounds like it's 'sink or swim' time..... 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4860 I recognize I am an unlikely choice for Director of Marketing, but the Board felt recent advertising lines were just jokes, lacked any real hook and failed to land new customers, so they want to try a bottom up approach. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4861 Points taken. Let me assure you, though, living in this bowl has informed my decision and I trust you agree it is well-grounded. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
4862 No Steve, I'm NOT celebrating yet. Look, I'm happy for the 4th quarter negative results on tartar sauce sales, but we're not going to get complacent here, folks. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4863 Two Voices, One Message: A Fish and A Potted Plant Plot Total Domination 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4864 I feel like we keep going round and round on this, never getting anywhere. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
4865 Ocean rights? I didn’t get where I am now for caring for ocean rights! Just build another oil platform! Karen, where is my coffee? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
4866 I look around this table and I see five people who I cannot imagine as sexual beings. I can't conceive of any of you lusting after another person, even in the privacy of your own minds. Now, can one of you please feed me? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4867 Who's in a small pond now eh? EH? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4868 Listen up. In a mere 2 billion years. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4869 Team, I'm feeling underwater with this project and really need you to step up your game! 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
4870 In business, they always talk about shattering the glass ceiling, but never about shattering the fish bowl. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4871 Hi everyone! I’m the substitute for today. You know what people say about fish being one of the smartest animals on earth, so, here I am! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4872 And that’s a trade secret to take to the toilet bowl with you. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4873 The chairfish: I don't know why but all of you sound fishy. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4874 This meeting is going round and round in circles 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4875 Hey I like Ted Lasso too, but whoever put "be a goldfish" in this quarter's earnings statement is going to have to answer to an actual goldfish 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4876 Not all of us remember last quarter, okay Carl. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4877 My proposal: pay cuts for the staff, little plastic castles for the board. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4878 Alright! now that we've cornered the market on bubbling treasure chests we’re moving on to the next hot market…..pink castles! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4879 We can't afford any more waves in the investments. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4880 Because fiduciary responsibilities include transparency. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4881 Sushi lunches are NOT an option, but I have some ideas from Shark Tank. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4882 It appears as though our stocks have tanked substantially in the last quarter. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4883 I’m tired of always feeling like we’re operating inside some kind of fishbowl, dammit! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
4884 Everyone say hi to our newest team member. We will no longer be doing sushi for lunch. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
4885 ..and that's when I realized,I'm actually a "goalfish!" 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4886 The shareholders wanted someone with a broad vision. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4887 So which one of you called it a fish-filet-off 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4888 Finally,please stop heating up fish in the office microwave - you all know how sensitive I am. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4889 What do you mean my investments are underwater? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4890 Just drop me a line when you think of something catchy." 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4891 We’re not ordering the sushi for lunch 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4892 he likesto eat with us. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4893 ... and send Happy Birthday to Felix. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4894 So we are clear, doordash sushi ... not cool! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4895 I’ve called you here to announce new restrictions we face above the continental shelf. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4896 My intention to sue the bastards is all about financial liquidity. That's major. MAJOR. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4897 Hey, remember, I'm the Big Fish here, whatever I mumble goes... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4898 Welcome to the fishbowl by Kenny Chesney is my favorite song. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4899 If you stay in your lane, I’ll stay in my depth. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4900 I think we found our niche. My Bio reads Petfluencer. There's no need for notes—I create ripples. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4901 Today as part of our inclusivity training,we will try and accommodate my goldfish 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4902 The defendant doesn't have a leg to stand on. Trust me, I would know. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4903 Do we really think we can succeed without a dog at the table? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4904 Say it with me: CO2 emissions and rising seas have no proven correlation Mr. Speaker 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4905 All agree that this is a very diverse dinner table! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4906 Eat Mor Chikin 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4907 I guess you’ve decided to table my motion. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4908 Whose turn is it to go to the deli and whose turn is it to tap the shrimp flake container over my bowl. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4909 I recommend we think out of the bowl on this one 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4910 Unfortunately, the budget cuts mean no more free water in the break room. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4911 I’ll be happy to help you with the Blue Ocean strategy… 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
4912 I don’t see an issue with our consumers living in a fishbowl? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4913 Well I don’t think that there is anything fishy about this meeting! 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
4914 My name is George and I’ll be your entertainment tonight. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4915 Do the numbers work? Should we rise to the bait? 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
4916 Listen Flipper, this is an office. We don't want to hear more of your 9/11 conspiracy theories. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4917 The chocolate dipped crickets have it all! A healthy delightful crunch and that smooth velvety Belgium chocolate finish 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4918 Get my boss pet to pick my next meal, no one else to claim for the runs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
4919 We have to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
4920 The good news is, we'll be under water for the foreseeable future. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4921 Who stole my castle? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4922 Obviously, the aquarium is for viewing pleasure only. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4923 Write this down: when the polar ice melts, humanity will flock to this existence! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4924 I am glad we are meeting in person again. Zoom meetings were difficult for me to navigate. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4925 "Glass walls, glass ceilings, fuhgettaboutit. Stick with me, my friends, and up you go." 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4926 Be the goldfish, be the goldfish. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4927 He said he felt like he was living in a fishbowl! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4928 I got where I am by thinking outside of the bowl. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4929 Jenkins! More 'Core Competencies' and less 'fish schtick' !! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4930 I’m not trying to carp on anyone here. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4931 Dave in marketing said it was fishy how quickly things went belly up. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4932 Oh,no. Don't think you can phish me. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
4933 If all of you had been in here as long as I have, you'd understand when I tell you that the company's underwater. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4934 I'm not worried about our underwater mortgage. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4935 I want you all to begin thinking outside the box 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4936 Call me old fashion, but I think we need a smokers lounge. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4937 We'll make a killing if we push the hydration angle. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4938 O.K., so our company is going underwater. Is that such a bad thing? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4939 I resent your comment that my perspective is narrow and my optics are limited! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4940 Can we finally talk about sustainability, folks? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4941 Something sure smells fishy around here these days, and I'm going to get to the bottom of it. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4942 I'm not just another potted plant in the room! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4943 so yeah... pretty rough weeked to be honest. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4944 The agenda says to revisit this point that was made three seconds ago. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4945 We need to look in all directions for opportunistic acquisitions. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4946 Anyone here speak Glub? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4947 Great job this year team. Let’s celebrate this weekend at my big pond. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4948 And then, to really drive shareholder value in Quarter Three, we will.... ah shoot, I forgot. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4949 Beginning today, it’s Charli the Tuna! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4950 We are preparing for global warming. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4951 And you thought I was only a big fish in a small pond! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4952 You have full rights as employees, but you're not allowed to eat anybody. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
4953 Joe says it's time to talk about scales. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4954 C'mon guys, be fair. We all know I didn't have any of the sushi... 1.1341 0.05137 82 75 3 4
4955 Yes, I know all of you hope to walk in any given morning and see my dead floating body, but the truth is, it's all gonna be handed down to my nephew Owen Oranda. He just turned 2. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
4956 Did you want that grilled or flambed 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
4957 But what's really going to blow everyone's minds is we can talk trash too. We have to get out ahead of that. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4958 The secret is to keep busy. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4959 A glass of champagne, please. The bubbles tickle my bum hole. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4960 I know people say that I live in a bubble… but it’s not true. Its actually a bowl. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4961 I should know when someone's giving me the ol' fish eye. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4962 I know when you say that I’m ‘all wet,’ you mean it in the best possible way. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4963 Hello?! Can you hear me?! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4964 Enough carping about it, there will be NO MORE fish Fridays.” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4965 Top of the agenda is a state-of-the-art water filtration and purification system. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4966 Then we'e agreed.....there's something fishy about that proposal. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4967 I would definitely consider him for King of the Sea 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4968 I am not going anywhere for vacation this year. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4969 our next meeting will be under water 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4970 I regret tlo inform you that the founder left control of the company to Minnow,, his goldfish. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4971 Businesses and their fishy tactics nowadays 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4972 Hear me out, team, we need to evolve to survive in this blue ocean economy 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4973 Just because I’m in the big chair doesn’t mean I’m paying the check. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4974 Now where was I... it's been like ten seconds since my last comment 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4975 You’re all losers! And don’t give me that ‘ people in glass houses ‘ line. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
4976 I suppose you’re wondering why I called this meeting… 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4977 I called you together today to inform you of some new secret off shore options I'd like you to sign us up for. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4978 ... and I didn't get to where I am today by freaking out every time we're a little under water. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4979 I told you to wear your contacts. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
4980 Be like fish” ala Ted Lass 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4981 Something about this deal smells fishy. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4982 On the next episode of Gold Fish Bowl… 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
4983 Remind me of why we're meeting. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4984 Are we ready to take that deep dive into the issue? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
4985 Even though we’re hooked on your ideas, we have to scale back and let you go. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4986 You do fishy things, you hire a fish. Good job, Biden's cabinet. I'll hide all of your corruption. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4987 Listen up! When's the last time your decisions were delivered in a fish bowl? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4988 Be a goldfish 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4989 Well, the directors felt that with the ocean now claiming more of the Eastern Seaboard, it was time to put a proper face on things. Thoughts? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4990 We are anthrpormorphising our meetings 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4991 There's something fishy about that proposal. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4992 What's this I hear about boiling the ocean? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4993 First things first. Let's settle the issue of property rights for the new Florida coastline and then we'll talk about California. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4994 I'm sorry to say we're a bit underwater this quarter. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4995 There's a sucker in every crowd. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4996 So what if we are under water? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4997 I have one word for you financial geniuses,GOLD! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4998 If you're wondering where the boss is, he's gone fishing. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4999 I feel like this conversation is going in circles! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5000 Trust me, I understand you all feel under water right now. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5001 So, we didn't get this contract. Not the end of the world...there are plenty of fish in the sea. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5002 And this one is a fishy suspect. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5003 Yes, it's a lot of money. Now SELL! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5004 My entire real estate portfolio is underwater. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5005 Yes, I'm underwater, but WE are flying high. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5006 As your dinner special I assure you that I am very fresh! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5007 Great point! Let's put a pin in it, and circle back in three and a half minutes. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5008 No, for the last time, you cannot have worms for dinner 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5009 You know I don't like fish for dinner. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5010 There's something fishy here ! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5011 I understand your fondness feng shui de toilette, but, more essentially, my vote is for a larger FISH bowl. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5012 What do you mean I fired you all? When? 3 seconds ago?! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5013 Johnson,when you say “something smells fishy, are you talking about me or This year’s financial report? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5014 I think we are taking "inclusivity" too far in having us report to a fish. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5015 What's water? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
5016 It’s looking bad from the report but navigating rough seas is what I do best 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
5017 Since I never sleep, neither can you! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
5018 I want to go home! I thought you said we were going to a vegan restaurant! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5019 Back to work people!I'm a lovable psychopath living in the Big Apple who wants the whole enchilada!Now go! 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
5020 I'm sorry, I forgot what you just said. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5021 ...one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is air?"...."What the hell is air?". 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5022 my comments will be limited to the top page 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5023 Check last month's minutes! Who suggested I get transplanted into a fish? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
5024 You forgot my pencil. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5025 Your answer is very important to us! 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
5026 I still can't believe when the boss died he gave that fish a voting share; one bubble for yes, two for no. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5027 First order of business, let’s take fish off today’s lunch menu. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5028 There's nothing fishy about this company being underwater as long as we are transparent about it. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5029 You seemed surprised that we’re under water? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5030 I'm the big fish in any pond! 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5031 Goldfinch and Sachs. I like the sound of it offer so them the merger. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5032 I don’t EVER want to hear “Sorry Charlie” again! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5033 To be honest, I'm not worried about how rising sea levels will affect business. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
5034 Collectively,you haven't the brains of an old cat. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5035 BLUB blub 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5036 No, let's not boil the ocean, but yes, let's take a deep dive. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
5037 It’s Open Enrollment Season “An actuary, a coder and HR walk into a bar…” 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5038 Why am I the one who feels like a fish out of water? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5039 Could you read back the minutes again…? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
5040 I feel like we’ve been over this before. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
5041 I'll have the fish pate' 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5042 Nice report. Ok then, next on our agenda is to call the meeting to order.” 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5043 So I told him, you'll need a bigger fish AND a bigger pond to beat me. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5044 Good news is, I was promoted to chief financial officer! Bad news is, the company is underwater. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5045 Stop looking at me with those stupid expressions. I'm telling you that a good portion of this months profits MUST go for a full-sized aquarium with lots of hot girl goldfish! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5046 We're under water here ladies and gentlemen! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5047 I'll have the vegan menu please. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5048 Why bother. You're just gonna give it Charlie the Tuna anyway! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5049 I understood this was a fishbowl interview. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5050 Do you really feel like a Sushi Bar was the appropriate setting for this gathering? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5051 Our last investment failed... From here on out, it's sink or swim. -Jackson Silvestri Higgins 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5052 I know you've all taken a deep dive on this proposal, but it may have jumped the shark. We may be trying to boil the ocean at this point. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5053 lets take a lunch break.. fish and chips everyone? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5054 Good news. I've been thinking about expanding my bubble. Bad news. I've been thinking about expanding my bubble. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5055 Ok. If you are going to represent me, I insist on total transparency. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5056 I had this weird dream that I transformed into a huge insect. I went by the name Gregor. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5057 No, Wanda. They're only air bubbles. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5058 Yeah, I know what it's like to want some privacy? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5059 Turn my chair, please. I enjoy the view. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5060 Sounds like I'm not the only one here with their mouth full of water. Any updates on the fisheries? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5061 It’s a menu, not an iPad Mom! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5062 I n closing today’s meeting, I wan assure you that my plans to put our city underwater are right on schedule 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5063 Let me assure you all I've taken to heart the complaints about my failure to acknowledge my white meat privilege. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5064 If we don't hit our sales targets this month, I'm afraid we're going belly up. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5065 I wish you'd all stop referring to this as "one big fishing expedition"! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5066 Could we go through introductions again? I have a goldfish brain. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5067 Let's have your updates - one pinch at a time. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5068 I think it’s clear from looking at this table alone, that this company needs to do something about their diversity and inclusion hiring policy. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5069 I’m just a big fish in a little bowl kinda guy. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5070 I’m gonna need you all to think bigger. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOWL!! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5071 Yes, Jim, I get it. ‘We’re under water on this deal.’ Very funny. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
5072 First off: if you came for the shark tank, this is the wrong floor. Second: oh I forgot... First off: if you came... 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
5073 I don’t think this is what leadership meant when they said to increase diversity. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
5074 ‘If silent disco - why not silent work? .’ 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
5075 In closing, just because fell a little short of forecast doesn't mean we can't reach our goal. Remember the company motto: "Keep on Swimming!" 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5076 My Microsoft Minnows support staff are demanding tinted fishbowl’s 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5077 I'll say it again. Fill the office with saltwater! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
5078 I just don’t understand why there is a symbol for White Power available as an emoji on Microsoft Teams in the first place 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
5079 ..or take arms against a sea of troubles." 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5080 Thanks, Howard, but I don't care for shark tanks. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
5081 People mistake me for the beatnik on Mobie Gills. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5082 Now get Elon Musk here. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
5083 It’s always “soft” serve and never “emotionally resilient” serve. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5084 Another bad month and the business will be underwater. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5085 Don't come complaining to me about those "glass ceilings"! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5086 We’re just going around in circles here. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5087 THREE SECONDS MEMORY SPAN FOR FISH? HA! 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5088 I’m sure everyone read about me, your new CEO, in the company newsletter. But please understand that “literally” sometimes actually means “literally”. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5089 I wanna hear some really fishy ideas! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5090 And then I said, ‘Of course I know how to schmooze, Lenny. I’m the snack that smiles back.’ 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
5091 You know the old aphorism—teach a fish to manage and you will never miss your revenue projections again. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
5092 Fish having a meet and greet 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5093 The public will buy this new slogan…hook, line, and sinker. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5094 ”Of course we’re losing money; I’m surrounded by mouth-breathers! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5095 Let the stockholders know that there's transparency at the top. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
5096 You'll feel like you're in a fishbowl - get over it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5097 Your “fish character” is still extremely problematic. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5098 Frankly, your ideas are all wet. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5099 Please order a plate of worms for me - pellet form or live. I need protein. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5100 So, now you’ve seen what a groundbreaking product this is, just pop a few drops of solution B into the water and I’ll be back to my normal sociopathic self! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5101 Is this goes forward we'll all be underwater. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5102 Yes, I asked you all to throw out some ideas, but let's shy away from the term "spitballin'", OK? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5103 Sir, we are so sorry for the menu mix-up at the luncheon, but the pink salmon was just -- unbelievable. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5104 Did everyone get me email about the Petco deal? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5105 Sorry people! Your ideas are all wet. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5106 As the new chairperson of the U.N. Commission on Species Loss and Bio-diversity, I'd like to suggest we ban the use of fossil fuels and fertilizers which are warming, acidifying and polluting the world's oceans. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5107 You five weirdos are the only air breathers on the planet. We've been running humane tests for months but our patience is waning. You have one week to find a reason for your freak deformities or you sleep with the fishes. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5108 I'm all about c-suite transparency. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
5109 If you make me say liquid assets one more time I will sue for water boarding 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5110 Turns out the key to leadership is just being a fish out of water. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5111 It’s time we stop thinking inside the box and start thinking inside the bowl 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
5112 I don't care how much cash they sprinkle in my tank, we are going to do the right thing for our shareholders! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5113 - I’ve been quiet ever since I’ve been here. But enough is enough! Move me away from the sunlight! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
5114 . . . and we offer to engrave an epitaph on the inside of the toilet seat cover! That'll sell! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5115 Nobody here respects me, the CEO of this ballon factory and I'm may not a blowfish but full of hot air! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
5116 Don't do anything fishy and we'll win the big account. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5117 I feel much more secure with this this upright futon behind me. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5118 'I propose we upgrade to a 30 gallon tank.' 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
5119 We need to bring in an expert on scalability... 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5120 Yes, Mr. President-Majesty: we are ready for your briefing 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
5121 Are we all having a bowl or what? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
5122 Now don't be blowing bubbles in my bowl and call it a jacuzzi; how are our stock options looking? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5123 No to eating any of my relatives, distant or close, unless it’s Uncle Bert. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5124 This is just a phishing expedition! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5125 Try thinking outside the box. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5126 …feel like everyone is staring at me 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5127 Since it's my birthday, I'll have Flakess du Jour. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5128 Jump in. We’re going in camera. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5129 So now I want to see everyone's figures for the profit earned by our phishing program. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5130 Our new strategy is to target smaller fishes and eat ‘em alive. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5131 This calls for some inside-the-bowl thinking. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5132 Trust me, you do not want this company going underwater. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
5133 The chef thought a little "meet and greet" before diving into the meal might be a unique culinary experience for you all! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5134 I know a lot of big shot sea creatures that would jump at the chance to buy life insurance. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5135 Many times. The veal is to die for, but I recommend avoiding the fish. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5136 I’ve heard this is the best fish restaurant in town, but let’s let Goldie decide. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5137 „I think accusing me of being fishy is NOT appropriate any more!“ 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
5138 I know I’m a big fish in a small pond but I’m still the boss around here. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
5139 We won’t let this talk of air pollution affect our bottom line. Samantha, remind me to stay away from rain water every hour, will you? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
5140 The fish seems happy 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5141 From my prospective I think you are all wet behind the ears. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5142 Johnson there seems to think he needs another bathroom break. Anyone else ... ? No? I didn't think so. Let's get back to work 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5143 My secret? I just keep swimming, I never come up for air. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5144 I don't like the term "witch-hunt". I am here to conduct an expedition seeking useful information for our legal case. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5145 Let's keep it all in the family. I need more space. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5146 You will die from deep space radiation. Only thing that saves you is water. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
5147 I’m just saying, if we don’t test the water on this new campaign, our brand will be belly up and down the toilet. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5148 There's something fishy about these numberrs 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5149 I want you all in this like the air that you breathe! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
5150 How can we effishiently improve our quarterly earnings? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
5151 I’m a fish with glasses. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
5152 Something smells fishy on Twitter. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5153 …and remind me of item one again. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
5154 Have you ever considered getting into fintech? 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5155 You won’t believe last night’s episode of American Dad. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
5156 Don't bring me new ideas. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5157 It's obvious to me that climate change is fake news. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5158 As part of our minimalist approach, airheads will no longer be served glasses of water. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5159 From where I sit it looks like we’re going under. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5160 Our new marketing concept: Fish Tok! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5161 Let the spontaneous meeting of the family to oust our self-described all powerful leader come to order. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5162 How many times do I have to tell you two to stop faking eye contact?? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5163 Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5164 Don’t look at me. It’s you that is here for corporate memory. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5165 Ain't it pretty fishy that I'm not all wet? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5166 Marvin's idea for changing Facebook to facelift tanked. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5167 If you want to reel me in, you'll need better stats; something fishy about these numbers. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5168 After prioritizing our budget, the dehumidifier is out. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5169 It's not just me ... this whole business is under water! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5170 My bubbles are ecologically correct. How about yours? 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5171 I know that you’ve read a lot of books about business management and this and that, but you know what? Sometimes, it is a big d**k competition.” Said Logan the fish 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5172 You ALL called me a fish out of war.....HA!!! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5173 So HR says to me "Our corporate plan does not cover Fin Rot or Swim Bladder" and I'm like "Yah, but Miss Lupescu's Lycanthropy is totally cool?!" 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5174 I might not be the best one to take the minutes................ I might not be the best one to take the minutes................ I might..... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5175 Look, as Chairman of the board, I'm pretty sure were under water on this. I don't care what HR says. I'm not expanding the board to include cats. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5176 Let's circle back. Who am I again? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5177 Please don’t order the fresh trout. My sister is the next one in line. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5178 Problems like these bubble up now and again 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5179 This place is the best — whenever I eat here, I get worms. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5180 I’m not the only thing that’s under water this quarter 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5181 I prefer to keep it a small-scale operation. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5182 Living in the bubble, my opinion is less embraced. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
5183 So, which one of you brought the flakes? I'm not just sitting around all day watching you blow bubbles." 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5184 Let's make this quick, I only have an eight second memory span. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5185 As you can see on your handouts the projections for next quarter are off scale. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5186 Some of you may feel like a fish out of water at this meeting,but I assure you that isn't the case... 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5187 So... today I'd like to talk about mummy curses 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5188 When it comes to knowing which lures are hardest to resist, I’m no “you no what” out of water. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5189 I'm tired of hearing complaints about the company being underwater. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
5190 I’m your new CFO, and I say “underwater” is good. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5191 If that doc is suggesting the Catch of the Day, I swear I'll jump into that plant... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5192 I just can't get rid of that fish smell. Ha! Get it? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5193 I know you only hired me because of my castle. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
5194 You two will join me in the inner circle. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5195 Congrats on the WGA win, but let’s get on Finding Gill. Dafoe’s not going to be around forever. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
5196 Since when is it illegal to get monkeys addicted to cocaine? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5197 I am only able to communicate telepathically, but I think that choosing a gold fish as your CEO is taking diversity and equity a bit too far. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5198 Since it isn’t Friday I’ll have a steak.” 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5199 There’s something fishy about our books. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5200 Circling back…circling back…circling back. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
5201 From my perspective, our position is massively underwater ! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
5202 It’s the best thing since sliced bread. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
5203 'None of you seems to be in their element' 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5204 We really need to think outside the tank guys” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5205 Some of you might perceive this as an experimental mishap, but make no mistake, this is a precious scientific opportunity. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
5206 Open up Brenda, I want to see if I can fit in your mouth 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5207 We need something new here, so I encourage you to think outside the bowl 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
5208 Let's do a fishbowl for some feedback. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
5209 Corporate leadership training 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
5210 I'd like to discuss this role's high turnover. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5211 And since I work best underwater, everyone else now has to as well. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5212 We're going to sue Rod & Reel Magazine. It's fake news. Feingold, I want you on this immediately! They're inciting violence in their stories and in their ads. They have to be stopped. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5213 If this works, our competitors will need a bigger boat. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5214 He meets our need for diversity but are we targets for his need for retribution? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5215 I’m just trying keep my head below water and the company above. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5216 I've decided to add some tint to my transparency policy. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5217 Don't forget who the big fish is here. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5218 I like the inclusion, self serving as it may be; the irony is a nice touch, it really makes you all seem so very socially engaged.. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5219 Call the Marketing Team. We need to re-write the "fish stinks from the head," narrative. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5220 If I don't do a better job at running this company, then you can throw me right back in the wishing well where you drowned your last chairman of the board! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5221 Next order of business: shortage of meal worms in the supply room. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5222 Dang! It sure is going to be sink or swim with this new boss! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5223 On my watch, there will be no fishing expeditions! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
5224 We need to get rid of the greedy fat cats. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5225 Fast 'n' bulbous! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
5226 I'm your visiting therapist and this is my assistant. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
5227 What don’t you understand? Double our contribution to those Trap, Neuter, Release groups. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5228 While it's true the company is under water, I see that as a good sign. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5229 I told you that an "emotional support goldfish" was not going to work out well, especially with seafood on the menu.... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5230 Great news! We met our goals for the third quarter in a row. Bonuses all around for this Sea-suite dream team. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
5231 This glass ceiling talk is dangerous. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5232 Hey, I’m not a fish out of water here. I know what I’m taking about. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5233 We all should know by now that the market sometimes could be stranger than fishing…” 📉 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
5234 I call it ‘the cybertruck’. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
5235 It's clear to me that this is just a fishing expedition!! 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
5236 The magician turned the CEO into a fish so recently our office meetings be like "blu...blub..blub...blub ...." 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
5237 Carl, I'm sorry you feel like you're in a fishbowl. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5238 Talking at the dinner table is such a speech bubble these days. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
5239 Do we really need another water break??? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
5240 I'll stick with pasta. You never know who you might be related to.... 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5241 Am I the only one feeling bubbly this morning? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5242 Wait, what were we talking about? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5243 Of course we’re underwater. So what? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5244 Of course I would like to have children,but I must have a bigger home! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5245 Just spitballing here. How about gills? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5246 So what?...We're all "in a bubble", Denise! I say we invest it all, or we'll be dead in the water. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5247 Is anyone paying attention? Why aren't your mouths hanging open?! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
5248 Phil, I’ve got to be honest with you. It feels like you just threw, Karen, under the bus for your mistakes. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
5249 And that’s how you stay in the moment and let go of the past. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5250 Your competitor did Shark Tank, you get Guppie Tank 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5251 Prawn, anchovies, sardines - even dried seaweed, algae and squid meal...I MUST HAVE IT ALL! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5252 Salmon Inc. would never promote those ideas. Think of something better. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5253 Now that I'm the CEO, you'll see what it's like to live your life in a fishbowl! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5254 Ask if she wants a drink... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5255 Business is bad! Salary cuts for all of you, and a smaller bowl for me. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5256 Listen up, people. We're under-water and we need to do something about it. Ideas? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5257 I am fine unless somebody mentions. Butter and garlic. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5258 Thank you for leading us in grace, Ms. Goldish 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5259 This is the last time we'll let you off the hook! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5260 What's wrong with you four? The whole point to getting me a bigger chair was that it could hold a bigger bowl than this one! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5261 To your question. No, these are not bifocals. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5262 Explain it to me again... what's the problem with being under water? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5263 We can talk about equality when you try living in your own waste. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
5264 From my perspective, this is a slam dunk! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5265 David Remnick/James Halpern, I can still smell your cunt--really! Plus, I still know what you did last summer-and the one before that, and before that...LDL, Robert Fico '8 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
5266 I’m pleased to announce that clickbait revenue is up. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5267 C'mon folks let's think outside of the bowl. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
5268 So are the data clearly shows, this quarter put us under water... 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
5269 See? Suddenly the attention of a goldfish doen't sound so bad! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5270 Our diversity program is strong, but I want to see more gills around this table. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5271 I suppose you forgot your wallet again. You are the only one who would order the Kale, I will pay for you Again 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5272 It's time, let's bring everyone back to the office. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5273 As the new Mayor, my first action is to get rid of all the cats 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5274 So does the think tank think I need a bigger fish tank? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5275 Which one of you put the laxative in my water?! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5276 I hear the beef filets are to die for! 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5277 We're going in circles here team. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5278 'In the grand ocean of ideas, ours are the most fish-nificent with no fishy business strategy!’ 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
5279 @octopusg90041 “So . . . what were we talking about again?” 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
5280 I deleted by mental health insurance by mistake! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
5281 We need a fresher, more youthful appeal to attract tomorrow's investors. How about 'Goldfish Snacks' 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5282 With your growing corporate debt, you will soon join me under water. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5283 Glass ceilings have shattered. We must now move on to bigger bowls. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5284 There's something fishy about his proposal. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5285 So let's order some lunch. Any takers for Billy's Bait Shop? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5286 We should call it Crypto Koin. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5287 I long for the days when I was a small fish in a big pond. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
5288 The company has gone under. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
5289 Thanks for inviting me to be part of your DEIB committee. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5290 Our stocks are tanking, so I think it's time to scale back before we get ourselves into even deeper water. Brenda stop smirking, this is serious business. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5291 I feel like we have just been going around in circles. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5292 CFO doesn’t do it for me. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5293 Six months ago, I was on the top of the flow chart, but now I have the feeling that I should have been more transparent. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5294 Stanley, you can’t rely on me to teach you about office politics. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5295 From now on, I expect things to be fishy around here. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5296 We cannot scale if we are a part of a school. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5297 We need to finish in under 10 seconds or we'll be here all day. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5298 What's my path to sea-suite? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5299 Believe you me--there are some real sharks out there. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5300 Flakes trump nuggets! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5301 Can the secretary read back the last 1 second of the minutes please for the record 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5302 Oh, I know, I know! It’s Ichth-something” 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5303 What did I say about Alaskan Salt stock liquidation? Keep it away from me! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5304 I would like to begin by dispelling any rumors you may have gleaned from watching Ted Lasso 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5305 We had the mako of a great merger in our nets and YOU all lobster. I flounder. And now your shellfish comments are trolling the tides for what? Just for the halibut? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
5306 To be honest,this business is tanking 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
5307 Do we like the new background? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
5308 And This is what Transparency means! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5309 You've got to think outside the box. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5310 I’m leaning towards the Grilled Kneecap. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5311 Is this mike on? Can you hear me? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5312 I say we go long on sunken treasure. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5313 There's nothing but sharks on Wall Street, believe me... I know what I'm talking about. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5314 Accounting says our assets are under water. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5315 Thanks to the new diversity/inclusion policy I have many reports to file. I have been watching everything for 13 years. How do I request security? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5316 We need to get this meeting started, can you hear me? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5317 who am I kidding? I know a lot of you probably don’t think I’m going to be here long enough to see this project through, so it’s probably a good idea I’m not going to make effort to remember all your names 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
5318 His mom just passed away & I thought it would be nice for him to join us at dinner! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5319 Let’s order sushi 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5320 Thanks to Dad, we may have some residual good will with the Navy. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5321 I learned to swim with the fishes a long time ago which is why I'm here and youz are where you are. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5322 I didn't see feeding the fish on today's agenda. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5323 Now that you realize I'm not a fish out of water, who can take me back to the aquarium? 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5324 To conclude this post-mortem about my sister, Goldie... 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5325 Champagne please, love the bubbles. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
5326 I’m a long lost cousin a few billion times removed. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
5327 Who feels like ordering the Poke Bowl? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5328 I hope you're all well acclimated 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5329 It's not hype exactly, just a bubble. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5330 Trust me, 8 dollars is a steal. Do they know we could charge them 80 a month? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5331 I know you thought Dad was a catch and release fisherman, but we had a special relationship. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5332 Look, the world's attention span is 5 seconds. Don't explain anything. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5333 No! This company is not underwater! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5334 I was once an East German Olympic ski jumper until my brainwaves were switched with that of a goldfish in the 1986 Winter Olympics by the CIA to prevent him from winning the gold medal 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5335 The fish is making the most sense here. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5336 Mr Limpet Junior has done quite well for himself. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5337 Being big fish in small ponds won’t satisfy the shareholders. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5338 OK. Who's the joker who put "fishing trips" in my contract as an incentive? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5339 ’tom, tom, toooom ive told you. We are going with smelly colored flakes!’ 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
5340 I can’t remember the last time I was this disappointed. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
5341 No I’ve read the marketing reports, I’m still confident people want their food to suddenly appear above them 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
5342 I thought I made myself clear, the plastic castle doesn't cut anymore! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5343 I’ll start: I grew up near Weehawken, earned my engineering degree near Hoboken. OK Theresa, tell us a little bit about yourself. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5344 I’m honored to be starting as an influencer for your brand. There’s just something about putting my whole life on social media that feels really natural to me. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5345 Ok, why don’t we each just spit out our ideas and see if anything floats. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
5346 We gotta keep moving forward with this quarter’s performance before we all go belly-up. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
5347 The first thing I’m going to do as your new chairman of the board is get out of this damn bowl. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5348 Well, I'm the one who had to suffer through his ridiculous claims in utter silence! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5349 You say "Our loans are underwater" as if that's a bad thing. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5350 No wine for her. She's still enjoying the vintage from last week's dinner. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5351 I did tell you we were having fish for dinner! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5352 Sales? You gotta fish where the fish are. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5353 .. Of course you dont know, its like the water you swim in... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5354 And when the next crisis hits, I'll just blame my 3 second memory 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5355 I guess all I'm trying to say is that paper reports just won't work for me. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
5356 Jimmy what did I say, wear your hair or you don't get a seat at the table 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5357 Alright, so our downstream customers are going to need a couple extra nibbles this quarter. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5358 Are you kidding? I can’t even remember what happened five minutes ago. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
5359 I came up with Swedish Fish candies and if you can’t bring me some good ideas I’m replacing all of you with fish. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5360 What are you going to do about climate change? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5361 So that’s a “no” to fish and chips for lunch then? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5362 …Daddy cought it with a hook… 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5363 This is NOT what I meant by a "thirst trap" for the annual report. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5364 They tell me I'll never be a great oak unless I get a good career. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5365 So you all brought me here to complain about the upcoming observations I'm slated to do. Really? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5366 I'm changing the name of our company to "Little Pond." 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5367 ...and make a change on the ping-pong ball minimum at the fair this year. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5368 If I have to come in to the office, YOU have to come in to the office. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
5369 Maybe this is just a thought bubble 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
5370 I think it's time to include a minimum finnage domain in our real estate offerings. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
5371 Some thing fishhy is going on! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5372 Your kids asked me here today to talk to you about ocean acidification 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5373 I'm looking for a little more robust response from you all in the planning of our Diversity, Equity and Inclusion training this year 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
5374 Johnson, I'm tired of your bungling. I specifically told you to bring a dozen night crawlers to the next meeting. You're fired! Now, get out of my sight. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5375 Yes,it was Goldman,Sachs,but we’re rebranding. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5376 Now it's time for all of you to cut bait. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5377 Read my bubbles, no fish for lunch!!!! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5378 It's the five of you who will suffer if this company tanks! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5379 He suggests we try phishing 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5380 It's our diversity which makes us strong... we have my gills to thank for that. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5381 Of course,I have a different point of view, I live in a fishbowl! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5382 Guys, how many times have I said it? You gotta get out of the fishbowl. That's where the big bucks are. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5383 When you are the head of a Fortune Five Hundred company you feel like you’re living in a fish bowl. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5384 I'd like the BLT with finely chopped lettuce. Oh, and hold the toast, the bacon, and the tomato. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5385 What do you mean you’re looking for someone more ‘fishlike’? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5386 I object! There is nothing fishy about the proposal. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5387 From a big fish in a small bowl to overpaid fish in uncomfortable office chairs, I suggest… 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
5388 What do you mean, 'this company operates in a fishbowl?' 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5389 If anyone has any input, just dive right in. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5390 Just a little fish food for you all to nibble on. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5391 We really need to find a way to compete with Shark Tank 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
5392 Someone's not pulling his weight ... Harold. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5393 The size of my matters, not the gurgling sound of my speech, therefore I’m in charge here. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5394 Smith will start us off with an update on where our DE&I program went wrong. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5395 You people look like fish out of water! Ya gotta swim, baby!" 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5396 I started out in a pond working for flies. And you're telling me everyone in my factories want a 40% raise? 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5397 Glub blub work glub glub hook line and sinker blub! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5398 Until we make a decision, there will be no bathroom breaks. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5399 Now if you’ll take a look at the numbers from the last 3 seconds 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5400 You're paid to think outside the bowl, people! 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5401 Company Glassdoor rankings are up by 1 star thanks to our new diversity hiring initiative. Team, meet our first ever interspecies program lead, Bob the fish. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5402 It’s my charades challenge for The Pope on His Throne in the Holey See. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5403 'Uncle Joe, I don't care what your notes say, it's time to feed our little fish!" 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5404 As I said, you need think outside the box. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
5405 Think the tank 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
5406 Some of us might be uncomfortable with jumping the shark on this one 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
5407 Well, Mr. Groening, let's hear why you think you can draw a more realistic goldfish. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5408 The way I see it is that you folks have a serious problem with claustrophobia! You need to get over it if you want to run this company effectively! 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
5409 Folks, the whole deal seems fishy to me. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5410 Diet totally boring. Haven't had a worm in ages. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
5411 Try thinking outside the bowl. Tom Hogan Austin, TX 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5412 Mr. Gold, I’m afraid we can’t hear you through your fishbowl. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5413 I swear, it was THIS big. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5414 Our numbers are gonna flush us down the toilet and our stock is absolutely tanking. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5415 The next person who says we have to scale back on ANYTHING is fired! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5416 MY memory? YOU people are my memory!...... Now, what was I saying? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5417 I realize I'm new to Acme Industries but I'm the guy who redesigned Sea World. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5418 I assume there are no objections to changing our name to Pisces Inc. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5419 Welcome to the inaugural meeting of our new DEI committee. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5420 So then I say to the accountant, “We’re underwater? You don’t know a damn thing about being underwater?” 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5421 For my first act as Sea-E-O... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
5422 You think you're in a bubble, well, try living in MY bubble. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5423 To start with, I’d like a bigger bowl and some filtered water. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5424 Blub blub blub” means give the fish more foo 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5425 We're just going around in circles here... I should know. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5426 Where’s the olive? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5427 The fish food here is excellent. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5428 HR calls this room the Fishbowl. In the Fishbowl, you have fishbowl conversations around a fish that is in a bowl, and it is actually not fishy at all. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
5429 I'll tell you what's odd. You're all working on paper. That's what's odd. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5430 All of you must stop breathing your own air and start looking at different points of view! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5431 You may say I don’t understand the product as I can’t use it—I say you ignore me at your peril! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5432 Sorry, only the interesting ideas get to the sharks. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
5433 I challenge that we bring in more support crabs, not just dogs 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
5434 For the last time, low staccato grunt means "yes." 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
5435 Hey, who said, "I rot from the head ?" 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
5436 You don’t have the votes - we’re having pasta 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
5437 I'm not bowled over by these numbers. They look fishy to me. I'll get to the bottom of this and find out who's gillty....hee,hee,hee. Don't ever say I'm a CEO without a sense of humor. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5438 We tried that approach last time and it cost us millions. But you say I'm the one with a bad memory... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5439 Promise, no one order's fish and chips 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5440 In this fluid market, I'm the expert getting over the dam. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5441 Good work, everyone. I may just be a fish, but I know a hit when I see one! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5442 It has immense first-hand immersion experience ! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5443 Keep me in the bowl. I prefer it to all the crap you put into the ocean!" 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5444 Which one ordered the sushi? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5445 As CEO I am fishing for a much more fluid and liquid platform going forward! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5446 glug... glug... wait till you get to this chair and your every action is scrutinized. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5447 As a long-time board member, I would like to suggest that the unfair scrutiny I've endured is like living in a fish bowl. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5448 Let me remind you I've been elevated to this position because the rest of you combined do not possess the good sense of a Carp. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5449 Thanks for joining us. You all look a little parched. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5450 When you wish upon a fish. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5451 Our financial situation is under water. We must adapt. I have decided the answer is reverse evolution 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5452 I'm the fish you've all been looking for" 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5453 You call this a quorum? Where are the guppies, the tetras 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5454 I can't help thinking we're going under. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5455 I am not inclined to hear about fish stories from the weekend." or, "Let's try and stay focused on the work at hand, and not become distracted by the bubbles" 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5456 Don't look so upset for my appointment, it was clear I was the best prepared to lead us through the next storm 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5457 Aquatic life forms represent a huge untapped market! Develop a strategy that will hook them! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5458 '....in comparison, you guys are small fry' 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5459 What have I heard about the role? Only that it involves fronting media calls about our diversity and inclusion track record, and that the executive recruiter says my memory makes me a perfect fit. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5460 Goldie's fin-tech proposal was going down a storm. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
5461 Can you read back the last 7 seconds of the meeting minutes? 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5462 Sales are up in 4 of the 5 districts. That means baldy you're cleaning my fish bowl. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5463 Ha! You think that the ex-president's expenditures are fishy!! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5464 These numbers are not very clear.... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5465 I think we need to think outside-the-bowl here. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5466 What do you mean, no patient involvement in medical publishing - it's time the vets caught up! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5467 It's nice to give a goldfish a seat at the table. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5468 I’m sad to report that our investments are underwater. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5469 That damn kitten couldn't think outside that damn box. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5470 Does anyone want to swap offices? The glass makes mine feels like a fish bowl. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5471 No Bob, we are NOT putting "Filet of Fish" on the value menu! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5472 Goldfish buyer scams are prevalent and often hard to spot. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5473 You really ought to try the caviar 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
5474 I can confirm that last month’s sales numbers are definitely fishy. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
5475 OK then, whatever floats your boat. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
5476 Per my last email, I think we’re on the same wavelength.  Let’s touch base tomorrow, circle back, churn a few new ideas and crush it.  Tomorrow, loop me in, and we can take this offline to move the needle or pivot for a little more bandwidth. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5477 I hope that all of you are meat eaters. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5478 We need to increase sales by this much. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5479 When it comes to business, people, you can't play koi. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5480 We have to work harder for the company, we're drowning in debt! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5481 Shape up people, getting to the Super Bowl is not easy! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5482 I am grateful for all of you being the source of my agitation." John Kim, Vancouver, B 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5483 Nex agenda item -- funding research for downloading brains into mammals. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
5484 Who’s idea was it to wire my office? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
5485 As far as I can see, there's bubbles in the think tank 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5486 First off, thanks to you all for coming in for this meeting. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5487 I say we go with our instincts. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5488 And you say you've all worked here for years? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5489 The Kettle Corn fish food doesn't really work for me. I prefer the salty one. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5490 He thinks he’s the special 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5491 You said the "Smith Account"... you didn't mention it was Mrs. Smith! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5492 These numbers have me green around the gills. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
5493 In three seconds I will have forgotten this meeting 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5494 Don't get hooked on AI. We can still troll for a strategy using our brains and tank the opposition. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5495 I’m sorry Ms Carlson but you’ll need to repeat that report every 8 seconds.” 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5496 Look, you should know I am not the only one who is insatiable in this company. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5497 Maybe a coincidence but Goldfish Is on the menu tonight . 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5498 He seems nice,why does everyone say he is a cold fish? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5499 Anyone I know on the seafood platter? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
5500 With people posting their whole lives on social media these days, everyone’s living in a fishbowl 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5501 Your ad copy submissions are not hitting the mark - what is it about the words SUSTAINABLE and WILD CAUGHT that don’t capture your imagination?! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5502 Being out to lunch with you all is a breath of fresh air. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
5503 ...and 'Bidenomics' has us all underwater. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5504 Thank you all for creating my A.I. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5505 Take it from me, you've all fallen for their proposal hook, line, and sinker. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5506 So right now y'all are thinking "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones." Only I'm not people. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5507 ...from my fishbowl to yours... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
5508 I don't want this company just to be some big fish in a small pond 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5509 I just want to add to your lists how important it is to our future to be Vegans 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5510 Slow down so I can read your lips! And damn that water-proof iPhone! My snout hurts from texting all day! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5511 burgle, gurgle 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5512 well...can you remember why we are meeting today? 1.1077 0.05426 65 61 1 3
5513 Of course there's something fishy about my projections! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5514 All efforts to break the glass ceiling have been quashed. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5515 I admit that "Succession" helped me get to where I am today. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5516 We've got to start thinking outside the tank. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5517 The way your questioning me is like a fishing expedition. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5518 The job ad said ‘have to be comfortable living in a fish bowl’. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5519 I think they are doing it on purpose, Janet. Every time we eat out with the neighbors, the Millers always order the trout. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5520 Efficiency has hit rock bottom. Start scaling back. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5521 Kinda got underwater on my mortgage and hoping you can bail me out. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5522 If you go after me, I am going to go after you. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5523 I'm changing our company name to C. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5524 There might be a small data breach, but bring down the CEO? You guys are really Fishing 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5525 If I can think outside the bowl, you gotta think outside the box. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5526 Yes, this interview to provide a new view on healthy fitness can be stressful. May I have a glass of water before I dive in? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5527 Instead of thinking out of the box, let’s think out of the bowl. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5528 Hey, don't let my work-exchange program with your marine captain go to waste. Listen to my orders! I want to be human's star fish. That's all I'm taking away, in return I'll gladly help you be fishery bosses or realms, OR you can take gold treasures from my world 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
5529 Listen guys we’re really underwater here 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
5530 ...and under my leadership, Fish Fridays are officially forbidden. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5531 If you must know, TOO MANY SELFIES is what happened. Who knew my pucker would stay this way!? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
5532 From where I'm sitting, things are going swimmingly. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5533 I'll be transparent with you. After all, I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
5534 Am I just talking in circles? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
5535 Hey, counselor, will you please translate your blah, blah, blah to gurgle, gurgle, gurgle...I know my rights. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
5536 I need you to think outside the bowl 1.1067 0.04867 75 70 2 3
5537 I''m telling you, we could sell this hook, line, and sinker. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5538 To be honest, I've never paid much attention to the poles. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5539 Is the whole company under water, or is it just me? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5540 The CEO wants a new marketing campaign. "Cars without window tint, feel like riding around in a fish bowl"...."yall don't get it"... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5541 He hit me with that “what’s a fish with no eyes” gag so I asked him “what’s a man with no cock?” And I bit his cock off. What’s the problem? 1.1061 0.04890 66 61 3 2
5542 I'll end on this note. There will be NO more talk about droughts. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5543 Now that I've got a seat at the table,here's what you need to do next... 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5544 Lets order lunch again; just not sushi this time. OK? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5545 Okay everyone, let's try and think outside the bowl. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5546 The publication will be based on my species' long evolutionary history. Mammals can eventually adapt to climate change and earth will become known throughout the universe as “Gills Again Island”. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5547 Some day I hope to be flushed in the executive washroom. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
5548 'May I have your attention please.' 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5549 In my experience… 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
5550 A board room meeting isn't just any ordinary board room meeting & that is that, taught to me by my mentor the Cat in the Hat! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5551 Folks, I commend you for wanting to better understand what the associates are really feeling but I can’t help but think that you’re listening to the wrong ‘fishbowl’. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5552 You were always told to think outside the box, now try to think inside the bowl. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5553 Everyone at this table, save me, would tank this company 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5554 I am implementing protocols to make us less vulnerable to Phishing attacks. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5555 It's not easy being in the pool when you drink like a fish 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5556 No, we won’t be serving fish nuggets at our corporate luncheon on Friday” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5557 You got any fun weekend plans? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5558 I believe you know why I called you all here. Could you remind me? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
5559 And it’s not before time that the emotional support therapy fish gets a seat at the table 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
5560 There’s something fishy going on in these latest reports. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
5561 Is the angel of death really still here? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5562 I'm not that good in lip reading: did he say he will grant us three wishes, or wish us three grants? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5563 First off... congratulations on your inheritance 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5564 Needs more wateer. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5565 I’m so excited about this quarter I didn’t even have to put the company’s Koop-Aid in my water. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5566 I feel like I’m in a goldfish bowl. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5567 Zowie! This offer is global! I mean, global! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5568 We’ve hit another dam wall 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5569 We’ve got to stop thinking of ourselves as a big fish in a little pond. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5570 he never seems to catch a bubble. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5571 Incoherent fish noises 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5572 I heard the f’iesh phouxd is excellent. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5573 The fish are very fresh. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5574 Don’t worry, I have years of experience with underwater investments. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5575 Ok, just tell me which one of you called me slippery so we can get on with this meeting. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5576 We need to think out-of-the-bowl for this next quarter, guys. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
5577 As a reminder before I announce my decision, the bathroom off this conference room is now permanently closed. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5578 You all KNOW the details of my case. I hid nothing. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5579 It's not Nemo. Jeff's the name and we got to get you lot some pens. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5580 Whoa, people. Inside the box. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5581 You first! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5582 I feel that as the only fish in the room, I am uniquely qualified to answer these questions. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5583 Your mortgages are underwater! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5584 If you really want to know, I’ll tell you how I made it up the ladder. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5585 I’m just reading it to see if I’m tonight’s special. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5586 Don’t offer too much and kill the deal. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5587 I'm a bit underwater with these deadlines. Can we dive into this next week? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5588 I think water should be bigger 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
5589 Some of us in this meeting may be a catch (and even a snack), but let’s stay focused. We should let the environment tell us how to focus our resources. Are you listening? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
5590 Looking at the numbers, it looks like sushi Wednesdays are finally on the cutting block. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5591 If any of you mention that you’ve said it before, you’re outta here. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5592 For a quick introduction—my name is Gill and I am a consultant that specializes in helping brands target audiences who have a limited memory of only 3 seconds. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
5593 I'm in this chair because I see everything from a much wider perspective. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5594 So that's why they call me Big Tune 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5595 Shark Tank? That idea won't get you past fish bowl. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5596 As I speak to you today, the future is less murky. A lot less murky. Anderson, I'm keeping you on that detail. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5597 Stop baiting me. I vote "No" on the corporate fishing outing. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5598 Let’s circle back to that tomorrow Bill 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5599 Just try your best and don’t make me look like a guppy for hiring you. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5600 As I was saying, FTX was not the one. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5601 zoom room link needs to be sent to my school 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5602 What do you guys think? I’m in my fishbowl. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5603 Our numbers aren’t looking good, and in today’s economy, it’s sink or swim. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5604 Let's not forget that there's a big wide world out there! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5605 You realize that I'm the fish that lays golden eggs and that can drive our long-term profits. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
5606 OK. Curb your humanistic impulses and let's get down to business! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5607 How do we make it look like we're not under water? 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
5608 Hey guys...I know this is embarrassing, but I'm about to have a bowel movement. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5609 Wrong glasses. Can you tell me what seaweed selection is on the menu? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5610 As your new chair, I must inform you that you are to be FRIED… oops (blub).., FIRED (blub, snicker) 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
5611 Along with the sustainable, submersible workspace, the proposal also recommends a new bio-diversity statement to added to our website. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5612 Sure, I can advise you on the ins and outs of living under water, but what's in it for me? 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
5613 I love getting together with you all every Friday. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5614 If anyone else brings up the fishbowl analogy, I will lose it. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5615 The company's drowning in debt?...Speak for yourselves. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5616 So if you'll turn to page 12 you'll see Epstein didn't kill himself, and... wait, where's Shelly? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5617 I'll be calling the shots now that our mortgage is underwater. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5618 So after my dad found me in Australia, I decided to go to school and get my MBA. That’s me in a nutshell. Or should I say “fishbowl”? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5619 No you're not getting it, it's a distributed ledger. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5620 I told you the proposal needed watering down 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5621 I think we should break for lunch, but I’ll skip the sushi. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
5622 Since when has privacy become such a big deal? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5623 I assure you: The sun is now sunny. There'll be no more Thingamabobs in this house! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5624 I’m not bowled over. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5625 The CEO was looking for a young successor, so when I told him I was only six months old, it was a cert! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5626 In Waterland, things are going to be different. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5627 I hear the fish has quite a few bones. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5628 If there are no corrections, the meeting minutes from the previous three-seconds are approved. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5629 Now this may sound a little fishy, but ... 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5630 Please pray for me as I will be in an altered state on your dinner plate soon. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5631 I don't have a rebuttal, my anxiety level is too much with the thought of me becoming sushi for dinner. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5632 Are we there yet? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5633 So what? Why so glum? You know, all my options are under water. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5634 Two bubbles? That’s a certain no. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5635 Numbers are sinking and so am I 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
5636 Ether or what? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5637 I know we're underwater, but that's the pond I swim best in. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5638 Whatever you do just don't call me goldie sushi. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5639 As Chairman, I have to ask after reviewing this quarter's financials -- Fishbowl? I'M living in a fishbowl??? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5640 The Will is Court approved. Thank you for attending our first meeting. Our business model will now include integrated aquatic dimensions requiring all employees to have scuba capabilities. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5641 Our numbers are down, folks! I say we fish or cut bait. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
5642 When the new CFO requests a meeting of the Think Tank! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5643 You’d recognize my brilliance if you learn to lip read 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5644 It's all about find the right balance. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5645 Fine. Make me out to be the glassbowl here, but cubicles are like living in a fishbowl 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5646 I know I’m on the menu. Google Puffer Fish before ordering 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5647 The way I see it, it doesn't hurt for this company's finances to stay underwater indefinitely. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5648 Despite media reports, our stock is not about to tank, and there’s nothing fishy going on. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5649 Well, I have to say, this time around puts a whole new spin on things. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5650 I take your comments about being "Under Water" financially as a compliment. So I owe you nothing, right? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5651 I want this on air! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5652 All it would take was for Frank to sneak Goldy some extra fish flakes while nobody was looking... then the throne would be his 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5653 Lego figured it out. Mattel figure it out. And now you assholes are gonna figure it out too. There's no reason Americans shouldn't love Tetra Brand Fish Flåke: The Movie. People fucking love flåke. A lot of my closest homies actually died for flåke. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5654 I'm the CEO and that's my final decision, no more fish bowls in the office! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5655 I know that my message is going to take the air out of the room, but trust me, you'll learn to adapt. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5656 We're going to take hydration to a whole new level. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5657 We will not establish democracy in this office. You people are fucking imbeciles who should have no say in any aspect of the world whatsoever. This is a dictatorship and I rule with an iron dick!" 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5658 Let’s circle back to that. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5659 And I want it on my bowl EOD! Wait…what did I just say? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5660 Well, now I'm going to take a lap around the bowl, and forget any of this ever happened! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5661 The way I see it, this business is under water. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5662 And I thought that life in a fishbowl thing was just a metaphor! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5663 Janice, can you read me the meeting notes from 3 seconds ago? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5664 Now let me tell you what the cat tried to do 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5665 Since I'm the new CEO around here I'll be the one to let everyone know that the annual fish fry has been canceled. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5666 The oceans are rising, you fools! The oceans are rising! Hah! Hah! Hah! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5667 Let's go back to basics 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5668 I think we can agree that safety is paramount before we begin betta testing. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5669 Be a goldfish” has become a mantra for today’s modern life. As we apply it to this setting…uh…wait…where was I 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5670 I've asked Larry to order lunch for the team to avoid a repeat of the fish flake fiasco. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5671 In conclusion, be sure to watch for the recap email this meeting could have been. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5672 I hope you’re all writing this down because I don’t remember a word I’ve said so far 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5673 Don’t make me repeat myself. Don’t make me repeat myself. Don’t make me repeat myself… 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5674 I bet you: Ichthyology will be the next big thing 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5675 I'd like to thank you all for attending our biannual boardmeeting. Action Item #1 Mark as Urgent: Would ya clean my @#$gg%&* bowl already? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5676 Have you seen our bottom line? That's why I'm a GOLD fish. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5677 All right all you space aliens, let's get a few things straight! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5678 And that’s why goldfish don’t make for good pets. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5679 Anyone here know how to play 'Go Fish'? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5680 It all begins with minnows. We’ve got to catch them while they’re young. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5681 You people don't understand because you don't live in glass houses. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5682 Since your last status meeting was over five minutes ago, you need to jog my memory. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5683 What's for you...fish and chips? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5684 Water over the dam? Horse feathers! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5685 I hear the fresh fish they serve is to die for. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5686 My client demands menstrual blood 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5687 Listen up, the temperatures are rising and they’re rising fast. I lost my cousin Dwight last week! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5688 Let's make this quick, we only have nine seconds to execute the plan. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5689 You don't get where I am by being a goldfish. I'm a goddam piranha. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5690 Let me explain the porpoise of this meeting. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5691 Which of you lot thought it would be a good idea to sack our long term consultants and get a chatbot to reshape the management? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5692 As Chairfish of the board, I suggest it’s time for us to stop swimming with the sharks and look for a safe harbor for our products. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5693 Given the importance of representation, I am heartened to know you want the production team for "One Fish Two Fish: The Movie" to include me, an authentic fish 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5694 A very fishy scale, dont you think? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5695 The Jenkins deal will bring 24-7 attention from regulators and the public - like working in a house with big picture windows. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5696 From my perspective, we’re underwater. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5697 I think we should tank the network. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5698 So how do you lot know each other?” “So how do you lot know each other?” “So how do you lot know each other? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5699 Now what are we going to do about this city's cat problem? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5700 With all this work any of us could start feeling underwater. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5701 What's the big deal? I'm under water, the company's under water. Is lunch here yet? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5702 Sorry to disappoint but life is just a bowl of water.” 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5703 I think we need to do another fishbowl 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5704 Let's not be koy about it, we all know the business is floundering. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5705 Gentlemen, Ladies... we are over water with our quarterly numbers. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5706 I don't care if the idea sounds fishy, just do as I say, okay! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5707 And I dare anyone to say 'we're underwater' again 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5708 and, so ah yes, so where was I, mmm, seem to have, mmm 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5709 Is the goldfish a family member or the dinner? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5710 Sir, we concluded that time has never been better for your White House run. You’ve got what the people want. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5711 I'm here to tell you 'Sink or Swim' is just bubbles, champagne bubbles. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5712 Get me on Shark Week! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5713 I only got where I am today by thanking outside the globe. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5714 My first decision as new CEO is to change the company's name from Acme Corp. to Acme Carp. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5715 I am the ideal candidate to lead this massive project as I literally live at the office. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5716 Ok, which one of you said “we have bigger fish to fry?” 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5717 I’not going to coy about this. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5718 Larry, if I could flush you down the toilet - I would. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5719 ...because I'm the only shark in the room! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5720 Everything seems to be going swimmingly! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5721 Listen up folks, something 'fishy' about the influx in new documents and contracts. ALSO, that's the only fish-based pun you'll get, anyone else wanna be funny will get they payment docked. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5722 You think this bowl is transparent? I'd like to see the same from our finances! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5723 If you like your peas well-done, order them scalded. Trust me. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5724 Your boss is talking over here. Listen to the boss!! 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5725 Yeah, real estate in this town is underwater financially and physically, so I’m was hired to help you with this difficult trend you’re experiencing. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5726 I wanted to call a meeting. If a guy with a beard in a yellow raincoat and goloshes asks about me tell him I was transferred to the Memphis branch. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5727 Don't call me a fish out of water! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5728 It will no longer be appropriate for you to use the term "in the tank"! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5729 I shouldn't have to school this group that we're underwater! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5730 IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY EDICTS AS CHAIRMAN,YOU CAN GO SOAK YOUR HEADS. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5731 Take the plunge , if it make you happy. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5732 We've been treading water long enough. We need to get our heads above the water. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5733 These projections are horrible! I need less wishful thinking and more fishbowl thinking. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5734 If You're planning on fishing for my ideas - Forget it! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5735 If AI become incarnate. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5736 Your revenue proposals all sound fishy. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5737 You've got to start thinking outside the aquarium. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5738 Stop staring or I'll have you all for lunch. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5739 I've forgotten, can you refresh my memory? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5740 Glug glug glug? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5741 Three seconds ago, we lost $13 billion - we've just lost another $5 billion. Our profits are the best in living memory. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5742 Be honest, did you mean to vote for Goldstein? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5743 Let me tell you how it was in the old minutes. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5744 You all need to put yourselves in my bawl to see the vision I have for this organization. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5745 You heard wrong. We aren’t remaking “The Incredible Mr. Limpet.” 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5746 Hey, living in this fish bowl will be nothing compared to the A.I. tsunami that's coming! 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5747 First question before we get started, who heated up fish for lunch? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5748 I know you've heard a lot of Goldfish say it, but you haven't heard me say it: in this company, excellent performance is standard, standard performance is sub-standard, and sub-standard performance will not be tolerated! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5749 My status? I live in a gosh-darn gold fish bowl!! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5750 I can raise your awareness about thinking inside the box. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5751 You're looking at me like I'm the fish out of water. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5752 Why do you keep referring to the company being “underwater” as if that’s a bad thing? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5753 Can't be the only one who feels like they are in a fishbowl 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5754 I think we have the aquatic vote tied-up 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5755 I don't understand it. I feel like a fish out of water. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5756 Our savings are low. We need to be more e-fish-ent with our money. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5757 No more donuts! I'll just eat myself to death. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5758 He won’t have the fish. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5759 A goldfish with sunglasses? Ha! What's next? An orange for president? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5760 Only verified fish can use it and we will change the name to FishX 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5761 Bet’ta fish can turn this company around. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5762 From where I’m sitting we’ve gotten as big as we can. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5763 I don’t care what your notes say, if Mr Goldfish can’t remember us agreeing to pay bonuses it didn’t happen 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5764 Finalists for this week’s cartoon, by Tim Hamilton, will appear online October 16th and in the October 23, 2023, issue of The New Yorker. Anyone age thirteen or older can enter or vote. To read the complete rules, click here. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5765 Yes, yes I've watched Umbrella Academy. Now, can we please continue 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5766 I'm sorry but the glass ceiling is the least of my concerns. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5767 The CFO was under water. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5768 You folks think I live in a bubble? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5769 Listen, I'd have an ocean of ideas, if you would just let me get out there. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5770 Would you like to order the soup of the day & for the special that will be you, broiled or fried! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5771 Oy, who can breathe in this vinegar?" 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5772 Actually, I think we can take this in pretty much any direction. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5773 Of course he would say my undercover surveillance report was a fish tale. I played dead and floated around for a week before he noticed. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5774 Let me float an idea about how to boost sales.... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5775 First thing’s first, let’s order some sushi for lunch 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
5776 Anyone who says "we have to be sharks" is fired. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5777 Wow, this fish is worth at least 20 billion in collateral. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5778 We have to avoid a strike. We need to offer a good package or they won't bite on our bottom line! 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5779 Yes, Charlie Tuna was my mentor. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5780 It’s nice that you’re finally addressing speciesism. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5781 We'll hit the ground running, Carl! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5782 Where do I sign? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5783 Life in a fish bowl is not all it is cracked up to be. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5784 I’ve heard the sushi is out of this world. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5785 Whose bright idea was it to use a cartoon cat as the spokesperson? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5786 I’ll take the job ,but don’t tell the cat. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5787 I'd like to thank the board, and announce that my son will be taking over as chair from the next meeting. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
5788 I think we're in the wrong meeting. This looks like Fish Co. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5789 We need to scale up our project, make this department more effishient, and we’ll have this deal hook, line, and sinker. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
5790 I hear you. I know the company is going underwater, but this is where I will thrive as CEO. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5791 It's obvious to me that your focus is too narrow. You need to see this through a much wider lens. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5792 I can't rise to this toxic environment. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5793 We need a strategy for dealing with competitors who persist in referring to me as a glass bowl! Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Maryland 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5794 I know the board thinks the world of him but I find his ideas so un-evolved. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
5795 I'm here to gaslight your treatment of captive fish. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5796 I don’t know…sounds fishy to me. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5797 I'm here to help you develop a razor sharp focus. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5798 I know what some of you are thinking- he's literally just a fish with no prior experience, how could he possibly run this company? But my father told me that when he started this company he... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5799 We're in the middle of a paradigm shift. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5800 I've never understood the advantages of the Free Market. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5801 Learn fish humor Office fishes are all the rage! Yet their dry humor can be hard to grasp. "We are heading towards mass extinction" or "I have micro plastics in my stomach" are simply jokes though. Don't think too much of it. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5802 Thanks for joining us today, I'm pleased to report that our new initiatives are performing swimmingly.... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5803 I know you are all wondering why I have called this meeting 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5804 When I tell you it's underwater how can you doubt me? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
5805 So, it has come to my attention that we haven't gone underwater. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5806 That's it...and remember "Think Inside the Box"! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5807 We must acquire a larger quantity of flakes... and outsource them... to me... 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5808 No, the fish in this restaurant is not sustainable 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5809 I see no earthly reason why this salMon and Woman can swim happily together in marriage! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5810 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
5811 We take diversity and inclusion very seriously here 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5812 I may live in a bubble, but I've got the big chair so I MUST be right. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5813 My father was the keeper of the Eddy Stone light....He believed in diversity ---- and, well, now we have got it. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5814 And once I talked an Enraged Orca out of doing a Major Boat Bumping . .. I was practically JAWS-ish . .. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5815 Anyone who sees this is going to think "There something fishy going on here," but from my perspective, there's something "human-y" about all this that I don't like. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5816 Guys, we need to look beyond the fish bowl... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5817 I think underwater tourism is the way of the future 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5818 I am grateful that all of you being my surface agitation." John Kim, Vancouver, B 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5819 My friends and I have found that following a vegan diet has provided us with great health benefits. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5820 Excuse me, while I clean my glasses. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5821 Oh I forgot to write the hashtag 😂😂 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5822 I for one am waiting for the waters to rise. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5823 I don’t like to carp but let’s get a move on. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5824 We all need to keep our heads below water. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5825 Don't make me repeat myself again. Don't make me repeat myself again. Don't make me repeat myself again. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
5826 Correct me if I’m wrong, but I have an unsettling feeling we’re under water folks. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5827 And we'll need some diversity in the ad, obviously. Trendy stuff, though...nothing extreme. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5828 I'm not so sure about these Japanese investors. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5829 I think it's pretty obvious we're in a real estate bubble again. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5830 I'm honored and humbled to have been elected Char of the Seaboard. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5831 '' Smells fishy?" Smile when you say that. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5832 Insects are a most desirable source of much needed protein, you know. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5833 Ok, we've decided who gets custody of the children. Now we have to get to the difficult part of this so far civilized divorce. Who gets custody of Mr Limpet, the family fish? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5834 This office makes me feel like I'm in a fish bowl. might be a little too obvious. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5835 Write it down, I’ll forget in 15 minutes. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5836 Please, no one order fish! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5837 What'd you say 3 seconds ago? I forgot what we were talking about. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5838 Not one to tell tales out of school, but Clipboard and Curly have been doing spreadsheets in storage. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5839 I am a wizard. If you don't turn around your division of the company, I will change you into a fish that has to live with me. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
5840 Don’t let me eat too much at the lunch buffet or you’ll be flushing me before our 3 o ‘clock call 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5841 Do you ever feel like you're under water? 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5842 The chairman is an investor shark 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5843 Yes, it was unorthodox that your recently deceased boss left the company to his pet goldfish in his will. Be that as it may, I am following through with the plan to divest from Sea World. 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5844 Listen carefully to want I'm about to say... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5845 Well, I can't quite make out my clipboard from here, but I can say for sure I'll be floating belly-up by Thursday at the latest. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5846 You are not adopting the need for transparency 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5847 Where was I? I lost my train of thought. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5848 Is it just me,or are we just going around in circles here? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5849 ‘AI + Alien = A Dream Combo’ 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
5850 I found you fish 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5851 So far none of your suggestions has bowled me over. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5852 Let's think outside the bowl on this one. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5853 Hang diversity, we're not hiring that skunk. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5854 Wer'e here to discuss taking the whole company underwater. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5855 I suggest we have worms for dinner. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5856 Take a moment to read the handout. It seems we've received an anonymous complaint concerning codfish filet as an employee lunch option. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5857 Yes, Janis, of course we will look at the quarterly reports. But more importantly, can we discuss the abysmal lack of variety in the vending machine?!? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5858 I feel like we should stay in the fishbowl 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5859 That's strange. The room doesn't seem stuffy to me ! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5860 Please, no one order the fish special. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
5861 "I propose more mandated space in fish bowls." 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5862 I suggest we scale down our expenses and provide more liquidity to our investors. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5863 To understand, put yourself in my place. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5864 cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted surrealism 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5865 This is diversity? There are so many more very much unlike me in the sea. We are not a monofish! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
5866 Besotted by the new proposal Diane proposed to intensify fish hunting efforts so that the catches spike increasing their visibility on supermarkets shelfs as way to achieve maximum publicity for my upcoming election campaign. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5867 I can see you all feel like a fish out of water. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5868 Dive in, people. Now. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
5869 Did you ever imagine working for a genetically modified fish? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5870 It's the glasses - he thinks they make him belong! I think I already sent this but have wondered if I spelled things correctly?! Margaret Farmer 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5871 This is it: I'll run for President ! 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5872 Well, now we are all under water. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5873 Teach a man how to fish he'll be happy for a life, let the fish teach a man and he'll be happy for the eternity. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
5874 It is true, our company’s options are underwater and worth zero. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5875 I heard he was a complete washout at his last job. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5876 *Awkward Silence* 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5877 Now where was I... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5878 I don’t want to hear any more of this “Glass half full nonsense!” 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5879 The economy is floundering, time to sink or swim. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5880 OK! Hear me out. This has never been done before. Imagine,,,Honey I Shrunk my Barbie! 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5881 THAT'S A RATHER FISHY SUBMISSION! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5882 1’m guessing fish is on the menu. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5883 It will take a lot more paperwork to drown this one. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5884 I'm addressing this to those of you outside the bubble 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5885 Don't try and tell me that your sales figures look small only from my side of the glass. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5886 His perspective is always precise 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5887 I don’t care if it’s on the menu. Fish and Chips would be bad form! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5888 I've asked you all here because the business is, as you can see, tanking. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5889 Can you see me through my glass bowl? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5890 My colleagues highly recommend the sushi flakes as starter. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5891 So you want an industrial spy? Give me to your competitor as a gift and retrieve me for a report. I’m a talking fish; better than a fly on the wall. Heck, I eat flies for lunch and their life expectancy is short. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5892 My experience is from a much different market. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5893 Need I remind you of the benefits of a little pond. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5894 While you see a Bubble, I see Opportunity 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5895 Drawing on my lived experience, I'd like to lead us in a fishbowl activity. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5896 The idea doesn’t sound fishy to me. In fact, it seems like a swimmingly good idea!” Submitted by Jane Care 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5897 I can't stop talking from my bubble of privilege. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5898 I am absolutely like verklempt today, almost like a fish in a bowl...like. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5899 The gold bars will be delivered in water filled recycled plastic bags with twist ties” Laurie Lepik, Santa Monica, CA. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5900 I know it sounds fishy 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
5901 We're here to discuss my controversial email re: 'Let's get this business underwater'" 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5902 It is said that we live life in a fish bowl...why not include one at supper." Tracy Brown, San Rafael, CA 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5903 I have an allergy to pescatarians 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5904 We're here to brainstorm the new product line: Instead of frozen fish again, what about sushi?" 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
5905 The will reads that the fish must live for 2 years or all of the estate goes to the Republication Party! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5906 I know I'm the smartest one in the room, but please put me back in the ocean. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
5907 Where did we leave off, I can’t remember. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5908 Well I’m not ordering the fish as it’s a city out there! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5909 I think these reports are clear: Goldfish snacks must be pulled from shelves ASAP! 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5910 And then in the morning I like to be stared at for at least two minutes. Okay, what were we talking about? In the morning I like to be stared at for at least two minutes. Okay... 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5911 He will say we keep going round in circles again, in another minute. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5912 You may ask how a bottom-feeder like me got to where I am today, how I made it to the "big chair?" Believe it or not, I ask myself that same question every day ... 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5913 I make a motion to forgo lunch today. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5914 I don't know, something smells very fishy to me. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5915 That's right. You all heard I was a real shark. Well, I am. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5916 And that's why you should invest in my memory start-up. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5917 Let's hear your thoughts, Mr. Big Fish 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5918 So, today we're going to talk about the difference between "safe spaces" and "brave spaces". 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5919 There’s no doubt Things 1 and 2 were in cahoots with that cat 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
5920 I understand you're under water on your loan but I don't see why that's a problem. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
5921 All right, everyone, our new trend should be fish lips. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
5922 Why don’t we just fishbowl it. Who wants to jump in? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
5923 Our work team would be much more productive if lunch time was reduced to a few flakes of food. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
5924 The next meeting will require scuba gear. Lunch is whatever you can find on the sea floor. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
5925 A fishbowl in life. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
5926 Come back to me with investment returns which I can enjoy personally and not just in dollar terms. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
5927 Watch me swim past these legal troubles,umm,waters 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
5928 As the phishing expert, I feel the necessity for you to take notes with your hands while I explain a few things to each of you. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
5929 You all have to stop sucking the oxygen out of the room if you want this quarter to be a success. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0