Contest #869


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Anyway, Gayle, where‘s this can of worms you said we‘d be opening? 1.7582 0.02461 1042 485 324 233
1 And my thanks to Joe, who got me off the hook. 1.7324 0.02223 1196 556 404 236
2 Twenty years ago I came to this company in a baggie. 1.7162 0.01528 2629 1285 805 539
3 No, no, go ahead! Open a can of worms! 1.7003 0.01682 2182 1098 640 444
4 Johnson, nobody says 'Holy Mackerel' anymore. 1.6852 0.02088 1296 634 436 226
5 I prefer 'bankrupt' to 'belly up.' 1.6837 0.01758 1935 981 585 369
6 Staffing Update: Sean, who suggested a team meeting at Saito's Sushi Bar, is no longer with us. 1.6833 0.02186 1285 662 368 255
7 Trust me, they’re going to take the bait. 1.6469 0.01943 1464 754 473 237
8 One of you may be next in line for my position but I wouldn't hold your breath. 1.6265 0.02049 1261 657 418 186
9 Is it just me, or are we going round in circles here? 1.6160 0.01929 1427 758 459 210
10 In this business, it’s sink or swim. 1.6089 0.02034 1299 702 403 194
11 When you own the company you can work from home. 1.6074 0.01760 1880 1061 496 323
12 My deep sea diver is working remotely today.” 1.6059 0.01869 2083 1330 244 509
13 My qualifications? I previously led a large school, went with the flow, and rose to the top! 1.6055 0.01946 1465 809 425 231
14 It sure beats having an elephant in the room. 1.6030 0.01990 1350 735 416 199
15 In light of my promotion, I'd like to discuss a bigger office. 1.5900 0.02430 900 499 271 130
16 Think outside the bowl, people. 1.5868 0.02228 1077 602 318 157
17 Let the other law firms have their sharks. Here at Gillfin & Fishman, we make our living from consistent and sustained bottom feeding. 1.5830 0.02060 1331 769 348 214
18 Our business vision: "Don't give a man a fish and under no circumstances teach him how to fish" 1.5817 0.02030 1334 762 368 204
19 I’ll be blunt. The company’s underwater. 1.5788 0.02577 755 415 243 97
20 Let me float a different idea. 1.5783 0.02000 1297 725 394 178
21 Welcome to my think tank. 1.5779 0.02533 841 479 238 124
22 Call it a phishing scheme ONE MORE TIME, Monica! 1.5778 0.02252 1047 592 305 150
23 Which one of you just said the numbers look fishy? 1.5776 0.02227 1037 578 319 140
24 At least I don’t have a glass ceiling. 1.5773 0.02173 1074 595 338 141
25 I think we all know where I stand on the 'Working from home' issue. 1.5752 0.02050 1224 685 374 165
26 I might be out of my depth. 1.5733 0.02040 1193 659 384 150
27 My first day here, I arrived in a Ziploc. Now I own the place. 1.5691 0.02589 875 526 200 149
28 Is someone taking notes? I'm not going to remember any of this 1.5689 0.02126 1146 650 340 156
29 You know what's REALLY dolphin safe? Chicken. 1.5686 0.02237 1101 643 290 168
30 So, we're all agreed, we're now Goldfish Sachs? 1.5666 0.02783 713 418 186 109
31 It's a think tank. 1.5651 0.02362 1060 644 233 183
32 You're concerned about a lack of privacy!!! 1.5622 0.02664 740 427 210 103
33 Before I rule on your proposal, someone please feed me. 1.5620 0.02488 1073 694 155 224
34 You know darn well why I don't show up on Fridays. 1.5582 0.02480 971 599 202 170
35 You keep saying we’re under water like it’s a bad thing. 1.5569 0.02326 993 584 265 144
36 What about the liquid assets? 1.5567 0.02281 952 540 294 118
37 You say 'under water' like it's a bad thing. 1.5558 0.02327 968 564 270 134
38 Please, I know a housing bubble when I see one. 1.5539 0.02378 919 535 259 125
39 Could you all turn around? I have to go to the bathroom. 1.5533 0.02321 920 525 281 114
40 It's being cold-blooded that got me where I am today, folks. 1.5447 0.02521 828 492 221 115
41 What's a bathroom break? 1.5438 0.02611 833 513 187 133
42 I started this company in a tiny plastic bag. Now look at me. 1.5417 0.02723 696 412 191 93
43 Before we get started, I’d just like to thank Janet for picking me up off the carpet and putting me back in my bowl. 1.5409 0.02573 819 496 203 120
44 Why do I feel like I'm the only one committed to this think tank? 1.5408 0.02555 784 463 218 103
45 He has a good point but we can only circle back around so many times 1.5378 0.02560 753 440 221 92
46 I think you're on mute 1.5366 0.02654 751 453 193 105
47 Thanks for being willing to work through lunch. I'll have Catering sprinkle it on us at 12:30. 1.5342 0.02549 730 422 226 82
48 The difference is, I know I'm in the bowl. 1.5330 0.02631 713 420 206 87
49 From my perspective,If we don’t get this right, we are all going down the toilet. 1.5329 0.03381 441 262 123 56
50 As I see it,we need to increase our liquid assets. 1.5312 0.02618 704 412 210 82
51 Sorry Frank but I find the phrase ‘Like a fish out of water’ highly offensive in this day and age 1.5237 0.02911 653 410 144 99
52 It’s an honor, of course, to be named both Chairman of the Board and Catch of the Day. 1.5228 0.02968 637 403 135 99
53 I am orange with a primitive brain, therefore I must be qualified to lead you. 1.5228 0.02993 637 406 129 102
54 Look, I hate the return-to-office policy as much as all of you. 1.5211 0.02810 641 389 170 82
55 Look at you all! like fish out of water! 1.5204 0.02776 638 383 178 77
56 Well, since the old lady left it all to me, can someone take the cat for "a ride". 1.5180 0.02983 612 385 137 90
57 Oh, don’t give me that crap about the glass ceiling, Linda. 1.5146 0.02835 649 403 158 88
58 My financial report is just as you see it- we are under water” 1.5145 0.02759 585 341 187 57
59 Fish or cut bait? You think that’s funny Johnson? 1.5139 0.02978 611 386 136 89
60 Okay, but is it scalable? 1.5074 0.02971 540 327 152 61
61 My prime concern is our lack of liquidity. 1.5072 0.03012 552 341 142 69
62 If there’s no other business, I’ve got a 3:00 meeting in the water cooler. 1.5048 0.02949 525 314 157 54
63 As you can see, Helen, my current situation does not allow me to do that deep dive you're requesting. 1.5038 0.03130 522 327 127 68
64 Trust me, I know. They’ll go for it hook, line and sinker! 1.5037 0.03037 546 340 137 69
65 My first directive will be no more flush toilets. 1.5010 0.03076 507 311 138 58
66 Look Fred, we all know Q3 numbers are off, but saying it is fishy is just really inappropriate. 1.4990 0.03339 501 328 96 77
67 You talk like “being under water” is a bad thing. 1.4981 0.03134 516 325 125 66
68 As I see it, it's all about liquidity. 1.4960 0.03190 504 320 118 66
69 If you don't order the Fresh Caught Tuna I won't order the Lady Fingers. 1.4959 0.03111 488 300 134 54
70 All of you need to start thinking inside the bowl. 1.4948 0.03135 483 298 131 54
71 Sorry if I offended you. I don't have a filter. 1.4946 0.04335 279 179 62 38
72 Ok, it’s no secret, we’re underwater here. 1.4937 0.03055 476 287 143 46
73 I live in a fishbowl, don't talk to me about being micromanaged! 1.4937 0.03210 476 298 121 57
74 And that day, I decided I’d rather be a big fish in a small pond 1.4936 0.02928 545 335 151 59
75 If I can come into the office, all of you should be able to come too. 1.4932 0.03099 513 322 129 62
76 So that's five votes for take-out sushi and one vote for pellets and flakes. 1.4927 0.03007 548 345 136 67
77 To me, everyone looks like a fish out of water. 1.4913 0.03176 460 283 128 49
78 Okay I’ll stop playing koi and tell you what I really think 1.4911 0.03173 505 322 118 65
79 You keep saying we're underwater like it's a bad thing. 1.4902 0.03084 508 318 131 59
80 HR says it’s all about transparency 1.4895 0.03660 478 337 48 93
81 And not to brag, but I come from a really good school. 1.4895 0.03371 476 312 95 69
82 This is Gail’s emotional support goldfish, he’ll be joining us on our weekly team meetings. 1.4880 0.03240 459 288 118 53
83 Having achieved diversity, we now need to decide what business we are in. 1.4879 0.03349 455 292 104 59
84 This company is going down the toilet. 1.4872 0.03415 468 309 90 69
85 One more thing, people. Going forward, good ideas will no longer be referred to as "having legs. 1.4865 0.03225 481 307 114 60
86 Liquidate everything! 1.4850 0.03320 433 272 112 49
87 Technically, I’m not violating the Work From Home policy. 1.4849 0.03214 464 292 119 53
88 I'm warning you-my lawyer's a piranha. 1.4846 0.03329 456 293 105 58
89 I understand that our business is in some trouble, but I would appreciate you not using the term 'about to go belly up'. 1.4842 0.03396 444 287 99 58
90 Well, I think you’ll find that my lack of short-term memory would actually be an asset here at The Trump Organization. 1.4824 0.03467 427 277 94 56
91 It seems like grandma, in her final days, left everything to me. 1.4813 0.03569 428 285 80 63
92 All in favor say glub 1.4810 0.03273 447 283 113 51
93 No, I’m not being koi. 1.4808 0.03481 468 317 77 74
94 ... and so, the Board feels strongly that we should focus less on wearable tech and more on little ceramic castles. 1.4796 0.03328 417 261 112 44
95 Order the steak. 1.4795 0.03408 415 264 103 48
96 I may have broken the glass ceiling, but I still feel like I'm just going around in circles. 1.4776 0.03115 469 293 128 48
97 You're probably wondering how I asked you here today... 1.4775 0.03470 444 295 86 63
98 As chair of the board, I think you would all agree I’ve been very transparent. 1.4763 0.03217 401 243 125 33
99 Which one of you ordered the tuna? 1.4733 0.03456 393 250 100 43
100 And they thought AI was going to take over. 1.4732 0.03507 410 268 90 52
101 During meetings like this, I fill my bowl with vodka. 1.4730 0.03520 389 250 94 45
102 I'm afraid you'll have to explain what you mean by 'cornering the market.' 1.4726 0.03399 402 255 104 43
103 The water levels rising is the least of my concerns! 1.4725 0.03429 400 255 101 44
104 Randy, you handle operations...Janet, sales...Bob, run out and get me some blue gravel and a tiny treasure chest. 1.4720 0.03567 411 273 82 56
105 No,actually the hard part is wearing these glasses underwater with no ears. 1.4718 0.03678 390 260 76 54
106 Once again, I wholeheartedly apologize for calling you “a stupid bunch of air-breathers.” HR and I both assure you it won’t happen in the future. 1.4703 0.03475 404 262 94 48
107 Now we’d like to hear a little about the schools you attended. 1.4697 0.03454 396 254 98 44
108 Yes! Cheese snacks shaped like little humans! 1.4695 0.03523 377 241 95 41
109 Let's agree not to mention this side effect in our F.D.A. application. 1.4694 0.03663 392 262 76 54
110 Out of my depth, you said! A fish out of water, you said! Well look who's running things now!! 1.4693 0.03694 375 248 78 49
111 Nobody even realizes I'm working from home! 1.4689 0.03577 386 252 87 47
112 I think it’s pretty evident why I’m for remote working. 1.4661 0.03322 369 226 114 29
113 If this leaks out I'm dead. 1.4658 0.03658 395 266 74 55
114 When I'm in this chair I'm not a goldfish. I'm a goal fish. 1.4656 0.03473 393 254 95 44
115 So, we're agreed. I'm the next Speaker of the House. 1.4652 0.03777 374 253 68 53
116 So, when you say this proposed merger could open a can of worms…that’s good, right? 1.4646 0.03580 396 263 82 51
117 Thank you all for agreeing to return to the office while I continue to work from home. 1.4642 0.03414 405 262 98 45
118 Let me float something by you. 1.4635 0.03395 384 243 104 37
119 Let me float this idea by you. 1.4628 0.03744 363 242 74 47
120 I get the Big Chair because my sales district covers 70% of the earth -and my area is expanding while your areas are shrinking. 1.4620 0.03745 355 235 76 44
121 No Bob, I asked for a think tank. 1.4615 0.03733 351 231 78 42
122 I hear those in the cubicles think they're working in a fish bowl. And what's wrong with that? 1.4605 0.03441 354 221 103 30
123 I'm happy to announce that we're getting little castles for everyone's office. 1.4595 0.03706 346 226 81 39
124 I’m a glass-always-full kinda guy 1.4577 0.03683 343 223 83 37
125 Like I keep saying, it's the liquid assets that matter most. 1.4572 0.03580 374 246 85 43
126 I will require a large, corner tank. 1.4572 0.03499 374 242 93 39
127 I can't overstate the importance of liquidity. 1.4551 0.03868 345 234 65 46
128 Forgive me, I have no filter. 1.4548 0.03907 343 234 62 47
129 OK, somebody dump some coffee in here and let's get started. 1.4548 0.03531 354 227 93 34
130 And so next quarter it looks like the company will be underwater. But frankly, I'm okay with that. 1.4543 0.03205 438 283 111 44
131 Really? Sushi? 1.4543 0.03536 383 253 86 44
132 Let's end here. I have a thousand kids waiting for me at home. 1.4532 0.03656 331 213 86 32
133 I took over this company after my father was flushed down the toilet. 1.4529 0.03752 340 225 76 39
134 Remember what I'm about to tell you, because I definitely won't. 1.4527 0.03626 338 218 87 33
135 I don’t think that idea has legs, Jim. 1.4519 0.03456 374 242 95 37
136 This is another meeting that could have been a screensaver. 1.4517 0.03649 383 260 73 50
137 I'm just more productive when I work from home. 1.4514 0.03581 350 227 88 35
138 Someone’s getting canned today and it ain’t me 1.4512 0.03780 328 216 76 36
139 If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu. 1.4506 0.03961 324 220 62 42
140 I’ve been going around in circles on this, and I think we should take the plunge. 1.4505 0.03689 333 217 82 34
141 C'mon folks. No brainer here....you pay $40.00 for a fish dinner or you take a talking fish on the road for millions! What will it be? 1.4505 0.03903 333 226 64 43
142 What I need is more thinking outside the bowl. 1.4504 0.03626 353 232 83 38
143 Think gold, not fish. 1.4503 0.03906 322 216 67 39
144 Someone has been microwaving fish. 1.4487 0.03577 341 220 89 32
145 Yes, I did drop out of school but my experience in swimming with sharks is why you hired me. 1.4480 0.03468 346 220 97 29
146 So, I'm a Pisces. How about you? 1.4476 0.03558 353 230 88 35
147 Uh, undergrad was Marine Biology and then an MBA from Wharton. Why, Janet? 1.4463 0.03594 363 241 82 40
148 I'm going to continue to work from home. 1.4457 0.03647 341 224 82 35
149 I need out of the bowl thinkers. 1.4455 0.03703 312 201 83 28
150 I’m orange, I’m your president, you didn’t vote for me, I have no attention span, and I live in my own little world, but the unfortunate parallels end there. 1.4452 0.04293 310 222 38 50
151 Johnson, let's hear the quarterly sales numbers on tiny plastic treasure chests. 1.4448 0.03849 308 203 73 32
152 The good news is, most of our holdings are underwater. 1.4448 0.03737 308 199 81 28
153 Well, this is a think tank. 1.4448 0.03868 326 220 67 39
154 I guess what I'm trying to say is that I want you all to look for potential employees that can adapt to any environment." 1.4448 0.03577 344 224 87 33
155 Yes, it's true. According to our latest quarterly, we are under water! 1.4441 0.03551 331 212 91 28
156 I'm not sure what's more surprising: the fact that I can talk, or the fact that you're actually listening to me. 1.4430 0.03857 307 203 72 32
157 I may be a diversity hire but I assure you I have been in the finest schools. 1.4416 0.03999 317 218 58 41
158 One more quip about a big fish in a small pond and you are all fired. 1.4414 0.03829 333 226 67 40
159 I’m slimy, slippery and cold-blooded. And that’s exactly why the Board hired me. 1.4396 0.04109 298 205 55 38
160 Some of you seem unhappy. Well, I didn’t want to be her executor either, but she needed someone she could trust. 1.4389 0.03954 319 219 60 40
161 Sleeping with the fishes" means something a little different at this firm, people 1.4385 0.03739 317 209 77 31
162 I suggest we look on the positive side of the city flooding problem. 1.4384 0.03880 292 192 72 28
163 I have no idea why I'm here. 1.4346 0.03805 283 183 77 23
164 One more quarter like that Jenkins and I’ll flush you down the toilet myself 1.4346 0.04151 283 194 55 34
165 And what exactly am I supposed to do with the notepad in front of me? 1.4341 0.03950 311 213 61 37
166 Another quarter like this and I won't be the only one under water. 1.4337 0.03751 309 204 76 29
167 First item on the agenda - who's taking me home for the long weekend? 1.4333 0.03918 300 202 66 32
168 Obviously, we are having trouble even with the term "common ground." 1.4326 0.03879 282 185 72 25
169 When Mr. Farnsworth turned into a goldfish in a bowl at the 4:00 meeting, Peter had to finally admit he had a problem with peyote. 1.4325 0.04202 289 202 49 38
170 We're about to go belly-up. 1.4321 0.03729 324 217 74 33
171 And you’re complaining about a glass ceiling? 1.4314 0.04039 299 206 57 36
172 Ok, first order of business, who thought these glasses would make me look smarter. 1.4307 0.03714 274 174 82 18
173 Sarah, can you explain what you meant when you said the offer sounded fishy? 1.4306 0.04016 281 189 63 29
174 It seems we've solved our liquidity problem! 1.4305 0.03847 295 196 71 28
175 What do you mean you’re “drowning” in paperwork? 1.4299 0.03945 314 217 59 38
176 I want you to think outside of the bowl. 1.4296 0.04025 277 186 63 28
177 I’ve been associated with some of the finest schools on the Atlantic Coast. 1.4281 0.03953 299 204 62 33
178 And tell personnel to let the cat go. 1.4280 0.04089 271 183 60 28
179 Yeah, you know it's not any more cramped than a New York studio apartment. 1.4280 0.03740 271 173 80 18
180 I hired you guys because of your "think out of the fishbowl" mentality so get to work! 1.4272 0.03747 309 206 74 29
181 We're getting an aquarium because I want a corner office. 1.4271 0.04210 288 203 47 38
182 Now, regarding the company’s financial performance last quarter, let me speak metaphorically. 1.4265 0.04002 279 188 63 28
183 My sphere of influence is pretty well limited! 1.4259 0.04001 263 174 66 23
184 Kevin, I'm sorry, we're going to have to flush you down the toilet. 1.4255 0.04077 275 187 59 29
185 I would be honored to be considered as possibly the first member of the finned and gilled community to be on your Board of Directors as you seek a more diverse membership. And, if it helps, I'm also Trans. 1.4244 0.04087 271 184 59 28
186 Next person to tap the glass is fired! 1.4239 0.04161 276 191 53 32
187 Forget plastics, the future is in miniature castles 1.4237 0.03937 262 172 69 21
188 Listen, Todd. When the Earth is 70% covered in bad ideas , we'll let you be in charge. 1.4232 0.04363 267 189 43 35
189 In this job, it’s sink or swim. 1.4231 0.04176 260 177 56 27
190 We need to shift the paradigm, think inside the bowl 1.4231 0.03920 260 170 70 20
191 I remember when The New Yorker cartoons were funny. 1.4229 0.04340 279 200 40 39
192 Alright, nobody leaves until I know what happened to that castle.” 1.4219 0.04076 256 171 62 23
193 Geez, you only seek my input when your projects are underwater! 1.4219 0.03961 256 168 68 20
194 How did I become such an effective leader? It might surprise you, but when a fish talks, people listen. 1.4216 0.04118 268 183 57 28
195 Stop telling me I live in a bubble! 1.4211 0.03810 285 189 72 24
196 I have no filter. 1.4208 0.04004 259 172 65 22
197 People, think outside the bowl. 1.4203 0.03840 295 199 68 28
198 My pronouns are it/it/its. 1.4201 0.04106 269 184 57 28
199 Believe me, return to office has been difficult for all of us. 1.4192 0.04174 260 178 55 27
200 Alright, I have a meeting uptown. Jenkins, get my plastic travel-baggie. 1.4185 0.04258 270 190 47 33
201 Our future also depends on eliminating glass ceilings 1.4183 0.03974 251 165 67 19
202 The employee complaints about the new open office layout being like a fishbowl... I don't get it. 1.4177 0.04035 249 165 64 20
203 I'm what they call a big fish in a little pond. 1.4163 0.03956 245 160 68 17
204 My attention span is only two seconds, so let's keep this short. 1.4157 0.03915 267 178 67 22
205 If I sound like I'm underwater, I am. 1.4156 0.03977 243 159 67 17
206 Don’t whine to me about privacy concerns. I live in a fishbowl. 1.4155 0.03912 284 193 64 27
207 The name of the game is eFISHency 1.4153 0.04004 248 164 65 19
208 Whoever thought it was funny to order tuna salad for lunch is fired. 1.4142 0.04044 268 183 59 26
209 I’ve decided to remove tuna fish off the lunch menu in the cafeteria. 1.4138 0.03694 290 192 76 22
210 Okay, but I don’t live in a 𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 fishbowl. 1.4134 0.04092 254 172 59 23
211 As a precautionary measure, I'm having all toilets removed from the building. 1.4131 0.04216 259 180 51 28
212 I am not the only one living in a bubble here.” 1.4126 0.03794 286 192 70 24
213 Excuse me. I have no filter. 1.4118 0.04336 255 180 45 30
214 No, the F in CFO does not stand for Financial. 1.4115 0.04182 243 165 56 22
215 If these numbers are right, I’m not the only one getting flushed. 1.4110 0.04228 236 160 55 21
216 OK, so let me float another idea past you. 1.4110 0.04185 236 159 57 20
217 First order of business, dispose of all flushing toilets. 1.4110 0.04596 236 169 37 30
218 Let's be frank, we're struggling to stay afloat. 1.4094 0.03643 276 180 79 17
219 Don’t sorry Charlie me! 1.4089 0.04097 269 187 54 28
220 I know all eyes will be on me as CEO, but I'm used to living in a fishbowl. 1.4085 0.04407 235 164 46 25
221 Alright, who put a tuna salad sandwich in the fridge with my name on it? 1.4083 0.04175 240 163 56 21
222 Can someone please laminate the agenda?! 1.4081 0.03858 272 183 67 22
223 You’re angling for lunch but we have bigger fish to fry 1.4076 0.03938 238 156 67 15
224 What do you mean ‘Scalable?’ 1.4068 0.04266 236 162 52 22
225 Sushi for lunch? Really?!?! 1.4067 0.04038 268 185 57 26
226 I just came from the think tank. 1.4064 0.04003 251 169 62 20
227 It's not the glass ceiling that I'm worried about. 1.4061 0.04080 261 180 56 25
228 I just think it’s tasteless to bring goldfish in as a snack every day, Brenda 1.4056 0.04445 249 179 39 31
229 Why the goofy looks? Haven't you ever seen a fish with bifocals? 1.4052 0.04274 232 159 52 21
230 Last order of business, whose turn is it to change my water? 1.4044 0.03959 272 187 60 25
231 No, I don't want sushi for lunch. 1.4038 0.04103 265 185 53 27
232 Doug, I need that treasure chest in my bowl yesterday. 1.4038 0.04138 265 186 51 28
233 The numbers this quarter tanked. 1.4033 0.04050 243 164 60 19
234 I object to the term "fishing expedition." 1.4023 0.04125 266 187 51 28
235 You say ‘the company is underwater’ like it’s a bad thing. 1.4018 0.04241 224 152 54 18
236 Let's start thinking outside the bowl. 1.4017 0.04139 239 163 56 20
237 So let’s recap. Bob Southwest region, Audrey Midwest and I’ll continue with the Great Lakes region. 1.4016 0.04217 249 174 50 25
238 Of COURSE it's a hostile takeover. I'm a piranha. 1.4008 0.04280 247 174 47 26
239 Bet you were surprised when you got my text. 1.4000 0.04664 220 158 36 26
240 I'm your new Sea EO. 1.3992 0.04108 258 180 53 25
241 Next item: that little plastic castle. 1.3991 0.04123 233 158 57 18
242 I vote we get rid of the cat 1.3983 0.04173 236 162 54 20
243 They're just itsy crackers to you, but my family's name is on the box. We need to tell that story. 1.3983 0.04383 236 167 44 25
244 Actually Tom, I think YOU don't have a leg to stand on. 1.3981 0.04541 216 152 42 22
245 We have to liquidate. 1.3975 0.04301 239 168 47 24
246 Tell HR that when I say "you'll sleep with the fishes" it's a threat, not harassment. 1.3972 0.04425 214 148 47 19
247 No, just water thank you! 1.3967 0.04139 242 167 54 21
248 Long story short, I ate all the little fish, and here I am. 1.3963 0.04380 217 150 48 19
249 As you can see, I'm working from home today... 1.3957 0.04269 235 164 49 22
250 So we're underwater. What's the big deal? 1.3957 0.03921 230 152 65 13
251 Ok if we just stick to turf for lunch? 1.3951 0.04042 243 166 58 19
252 The problem with you people is that you're always thinking outside the bowl. 1.3948 0.04027 233 157 60 16
253 My view may be a little distorted, but it’s still valid 1.3941 0.03900 236 157 65 14
254 This is going to sound fishy, but it's no red herring... 1.3934 0.04205 211 142 55 14
255 You know very well why this meeting couldn't have just been an email. 1.3933 0.04130 239 165 54 20
256 To reiterate: "water cooler gossip" is not to be taken literally. 1.3933 0.04378 239 171 42 26
257 First, we need to fund studies that show Omega 3 fatty acids cause cancer, obesity and impotence. 1.3930 0.04434 229 163 42 24
258 I started this company with nothing more than a plastic fern and a few handfuls of colored rocks. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
259 Diversity should not include a cat. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
260 If our numbers don't improve, I'm not the only thing that's gonna go belly up. 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
261 Does the old bald guy always carp this much? 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
262 Sorry for being late, the subway wasn't flooded. 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
263 we've got to start thinking outside the bowl 1.3905 0.04725 210 152 34 24
264 I've called you all here today to discuss these allegations of "fishy business". 1.3905 0.04426 210 146 46 18
265 First of all, we have to get rid of the old white guy. 1.3902 0.04449 205 142 46 17
266 I’m firing the next person who says there’s something fishy going on here… 1.3894 0.04293 226 158 48 20
267 Bait and switch. I’m telling you….it works. 1.3892 0.04424 203 140 47 16
268 This board does not have enough biodiversity 1.3891 0.04125 239 166 53 20
269 HR says 'fishbowl', 'off the hook', 'bait' and 'belly-up' are now considered micro-aggression language. 1.3889 0.04337 216 150 48 18
270 And we'll have no more talk about breaking the glass ceiling, or any other glass at all. 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
271 Set up a lunch meeting with the client, just make sure it's not sushi. 1.3884 0.04226 224 155 51 18
272 You’ve got to start thinking out of the bowl Steve. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
273 Stop saying…we have bigger fish to fry. 1.3881 0.04437 219 155 43 21
274 'I'm better with offshore accounts. 1.3881 0.04509 201 140 44 17
275 We need to think outside the bowl. 1.3879 0.04463 214 151 43 20
276 Can you just order some extra croutons with your Caesar and toss them in here? 1.3876 0.04115 209 140 57 12
277 Now I know I'm new but I feel like I'm traveling through uncharted water here guys! 1.3872 0.04129 235 163 53 19
278 Think outside the bowl. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
279 And lastly, don't forget to feed me. 1.3867 0.04163 225 155 53 17
280 Can you read me the notes from 30 seconds ago? 1.3860 0.04543 215 154 39 22
281 Quit trying to batter me up. 1.3860 0.04926 171 120 36 15
282 Wanna be a big fish? Choose a small bowl. 1.3858 0.04065 254 179 52 23
283 At least I don't suck all the air outta the room. 1.3857 0.04368 210 146 47 17
284 Let's order in lunch. I'll have the brine shrimp with goldfish flakes again. And, a very dry martini. 1.3857 0.04472 210 148 43 19
285 I catch most of my customers online. 1.3856 0.04329 236 169 43 24
286 Before we begin, does anyone else want water? 1.3846 0.04653 208 150 36 22
287 Don’t be such a mouth breather, Chris. 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
288 Not all lawyers are sharks. 1.3839 0.04268 224 157 48 19
289 Contrary to rumor, I'm not a fluke 1.3839 0.04314 224 158 46 20
290 OK. Now it's time to talk about pronouns 1.3832 0.04650 214 156 34 24
291 First order of business: Someone needs to change the water. 1.3826 0.04321 230 164 44 22
292 Let's float that idea and I'll circle back. 1.3825 0.04214 217 150 51 16
293 Carpe diem. 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
294 Of course it sounds fishy , I'm the one who came up with it. 1.3812 0.04593 202 144 39 19
295 Next page, please. 1.3812 0.04593 202 144 39 19
296 C'mon people! Why am I the only one who can ever think outside the bowl? 1.3802 0.04408 192 132 47 13
297 And again I feel like I'm talking to my own reflection! 1.3786 0.04199 206 141 52 13
298 No more talk about floating anything! 1.3784 0.04094 222 153 54 15
299 From my perspective, we're already underwater. 1.3784 0.04094 222 153 54 15
300 Jenkins is gone because Jenkins tapped on my tank one too many times. 1.3779 0.04407 217 155 42 20
301 We’re changing it to Goldfish Sachs. 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
302 Ok, I'll bite. 1.3776 0.04690 196 141 36 19
303 The fact is, we're all under water here! 1.3776 0.04281 196 134 50 12
304 Whoever left sushi in the fridge… that was very disrespectful 1.3770 0.04419 191 132 46 13
305 I'm more of a glass all-the-way-full kinda guy... 1.3769 0.04637 199 143 37 19
306 Where do you see yourself in three seconds? 1.3768 0.04558 207 149 38 20
307 C'mon guys, let's show a little imagination! 1.3768 0.04126 207 141 54 12
308 Returning to the office is harder for some of us. 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
309 It's time to think out of the tank. 1.3765 0.03975 247 173 55 19
310 Look, even I think appointing me Chief Diversity Officer is a bit much. 1.3762 0.03952 202 134 60 8
311 Can someone read me back the notes from a minute ago 1.3756 0.04725 197 143 34 20
312 You can still call me Elon 1.3750 0.04540 208 150 38 20
313 I’ve been fielding a lot of complaints about our use of bait and switch’ 1.3744 0.04180 211 146 51 14
314 I will be working from home today. 1.3738 0.04248 206 143 49 14
315 We need to make some serious changes, and that starts with my water. 1.3737 0.04482 198 140 42 16
316 Don't think that refraction is going to keep me from seeing what you're doing, guys. 1.3737 0.04171 190 128 53 9
317 I'm not just blowing bubbles here..... 1.3736 0.04496 182 126 44 12
318 All those in favor of putting a giant castle in the lobby? 1.3733 0.04496 217 158 37 22
319 And tell Marjorie to double the fish flakes in the conference room 1.3731 0.04433 201 142 43 16
320 OK people, it's sink-or-swim time 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
321 Welcome to the think tank everyone… 1.3730 0.04511 185 129 43 13
322 Two bubbles translated means "you all are fired". 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
323 A little plastic castle will be an essential piece of my compensation package 1.3725 0.04602 204 148 36 20
324 I'm so much more productive working from home. 1.3725 0.04495 204 146 40 18
325 The bad news from accounting is that the company is completely underwater. The good news is that we have plenty of liquid assets. 1.3724 0.04627 196 141 37 18
326 To be clear, we need to “flesh out” some new ideas. Nothing is to be “flushed out”. Ever. 1.3723 0.04886 188 138 30 20
327 There is literally no glass ceiling. Walls, maybe 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
328 I've Haddock with you, Gil, ! If you Carp anymore about our Floundering company, I'll knock you off your Perch! 1.3716 0.04432 218 158 39 21
329 I feel like I'm going in circles here. 1.3713 0.04359 202 142 45 15
330 Well, I suppose we all live in a bubble… 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
331 Is it me, or is somebody sucking all the air out of the room? 1.3707 0.04202 205 142 50 13
332 It's not about fresh ideas. It's about changing the water. 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
333 Let’s talk succession planning. Does anyone know where Salty Jack’s Aquarium Store is?” 1.3704 0.04747 189 137 34 18
334 OK, people. Time to think outside of the bowl. 1.3704 0.04108 216 150 52 14
335 I would prefer to be called an investor in people. Loan shark is very offensive. 1.3704 0.04627 189 135 38 16
336 ‘I’m replacing the old crab.’ 1.3695 0.04507 203 146 39 18
337 Marketing experience? A cheese cracker shaped like a goldfish was one of my ideas! 1.3692 0.04696 195 142 34 19
338 And another thing, there will be no more comments about ‘fishy business’ going on around here! 1.3692 0.04339 214 153 43 18
339 And if you think a glass ceiling is bad, spend a week in here. 1.3687 0.04743 179 128 36 15
340 Y'all are just fish out of water 1.3684 0.04607 190 136 38 16
341 Let's ensure this project is scalable. 1.3682 0.04054 220 153 53 14
342 Let's break for lunch. Anyone else feel like sushi? 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
343 I understand the customer’s attention span. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
344 In the interest of improved inclusivity we should add a frog and a tarantula to the board. 1.3679 0.04786 193 142 31 20
345 Thank you for a place at the table as the diversity compliance officer. 1.3678 0.04974 174 127 30 17
346 Our quarterly numbers come in today. It’s sink or swim time, people. 1.3676 0.04756 185 134 34 17
347 Yes, tapping on the glass falls under harassment. 1.3674 0.04169 215 151 49 15
348 I’ve got a lunch appointment and my memory is only 3 seconds so let’s make this quick. 1.3674 0.04373 215 155 41 19
349 Remember our motto: There's always a bigger fish 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
350 I’m going to address the elephant in the room: I had my lips done. 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
351 Let's start with a recap of the last thing you said. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
352 Now somebody fill me in on the last meeting. I don't remember a thing. 1.3661 0.04792 183 133 33 17
353 Think Tank, people. It's a Think "Tank". 1.3661 0.04467 183 128 43 12
354 So, what's the catch of the day? 1.3654 0.04423 208 150 40 18
355 I'd like to circle back to that. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
356 What exactly do you mean by “scalable”? 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
357 Agenda Item 3 - I need ten aggressive strategies for finding that wizard and reversing the spell. Go! 1.3646 0.04967 192 145 24 23
358 To be honest, I never really thought about a ‘glass ceiling’ at this company. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
359 I said "efficiency" not "a-fish-in-a-seat" !! 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
360 I have about two months to live here, so let’s get busy. 1.3636 0.04792 176 127 34 15
361 “So we all agree that our contributions to the rise of the sea level is a good thing." 1.3631 0.04599 179 127 39 13
362 I've called this emergency meeting to discuss the recent leaks. 1.3631 0.04530 179 126 41 12
363 Whoever just said "a bad day of fishing is better than a good day at work" is getting fired. 1.3631 0.04734 179 129 35 15
364 Okay let me float another idea... 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
365 I think we're going to be underwater for a while. 1.3626 0.04370 171 117 46 8
366 Yes, you are on acid. 1.3626 0.05097 171 127 26 18
367 The company is floundering 1.3617 0.04507 188 134 40 14
368 Aside from this 'bass for boss' typo, it's a legal contract. 1.3615 0.04444 213 156 37 20
369 As usual, I'm acutely concerned with the welfare of our offshore accounts 1.3611 0.04645 180 129 37 14
370 Your old boss tried to flush me down the toilet, so I took his job. 1.3608 0.04586 194 141 36 17
371 Long story short — the kid said ‘puppy,’ her parents thought she said ‘guppy,’ and here I am. 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
372 Hey, you wanted diversity! 1.3607 0.04458 183 129 42 12
373 I want us all to think outside the bowl. 1.3606 0.04416 208 151 39 18
374 Mortgages,life...being underwater ain't the end of the world. 1.3600 0.04451 175 122 43 10
375 I'm sorry I'm late. My bicycle had a flat tire. 1.3598 0.04671 189 138 34 17
376 What do you mean we should be scaling back? 1.3596 0.04599 203 150 33 20
377 I know that some of you are concerned about the extent of our "underwater" assets, but I happen to like it that way. 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
378 I specialize in consulting with companies whose finances are under water. 1.3587 0.04698 184 134 34 16
379 I'd like to thank you all for welcoming Eleanor here on 'bring your owner to work day'. 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
380 How about, "The only candidate who can guarantee complete transparency"? 1.3580 0.04574 176 125 39 12
381 The CFO said we needed more liquid assets. 1.3580 0.04281 176 121 47 8
382 From now on, we’ll be known as the Sea-Suite. 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
383 They call me the think tank. 1.3576 0.04463 165 114 43 8
384 Which of you clowns ordered the sushi? 1.3571 0.04944 168 123 30 15
385 No Tom, I don't want to circle back. 1.3571 0.04603 182 131 37 14
386 If I can come into the office twice a week, so can you, Linda 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
387 Could someone read back the last 3 seconds of the minutes of the meeting 1.3567 0.04880 171 125 31 15
388 Focus, people... we're going round in circles here. 1.3567 0.04514 171 120 41 10
389 It may not seem like it, but I am the big fish around here! 1.3563 0.04679 174 125 36 13
390 ''Keep your friends close, keep your anemones closer.'' 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
391 These are my demands — a larger tank, filtered water & a companion. 1.3559 0.04553 177 126 39 12
392 Your use of the phrase "deep dive" feels a lot like cultural appropriation. 1.3557 0.04749 194 145 29 20
393 We're still not reaching our diversity goals. 1.3548 0.04399 186 132 42 12
394 ...And another thing, I don't want to hear anybody complain about the size of their cubicle! 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
395 Because of rising sea levels, I'll be running things from now on." 1.3540 0.04938 161 117 31 13
396 Two bubbles is a no vote 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
397 Don't talk to me about a glass ceiling, young lady. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
398 Our sales, much like my cousin, are in the toilet 1.3535 0.04392 198 143 40 15
399 I don't care what finance says. The treasure chest is off limits. 1.3532 0.04171 201 142 47 12
400 We need to increase our liquid assets' 1.3532 0.04158 218 157 45 16
401 Good morning, I'm your weekly metaphor. 1.3532 0.04405 218 162 35 21
402 All I can say is, carpe diem. 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
403 I have issues with working remotely. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
404 I want to scale back production, "I want to scale up production, reel in new clients, reinvest net profits and stop any bait and switch advertising tactics." 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
405 I've looked at this from every angle. 1.3522 0.04384 159 109 44 6
406 So I said to myself, "Sure, I can be a big fish in a little pond, or I can just take over New York." 1.3520 0.04974 179 135 25 19
407 I'll circle back to that later. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
408 The property may be underwater, but that’s where I thrive. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
409 According to Trump, I'm a giant whale, not a goldfish. 1.3515 0.05144 165 124 24 17
410 I'll stay on another year but I want a sunken pirate ship and more stock options. 1.3512 0.04558 168 119 39 10
411 I think we are under water with this project! 1.3509 0.04653 171 123 36 12
412 Our sales figures are in the toilet. Just like my father. God rest his soul. 1.3509 0.05009 171 128 26 17
413 If we're going to keep this company afloat, we're going to have to put our heads together. So, line up, take a deep breath and get on over here. 1.3508 0.04910 191 146 23 22
414 Somebody write this down. 1.3506 0.04597 174 125 37 12
415 I’m filling in for your previous boss who was unceremoniously flushed down the toilet. 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
416 The shareholders still think it's a Zoom filter. 1.3503 0.05013 177 134 24 19
417 I'm stepping down so I can serve as Speaker of the House. 1.3500 0.05261 160 121 22 17
418 If you all work remotely, who's going to feed me? 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
419 Look, I'm tired of playing Koi..... 1.3500 0.04742 200 152 26 22
420 Aren't we already underwater? 1.3497 0.04701 183 135 32 16
421 I think we need to place more emphasis on privacy. 1.3491 0.04457 169 119 41 9
422 I think we’re looking at a bubble, folks. 1.3490 0.04718 192 144 29 19
423 No sushi!! 1.3488 0.04481 172 122 40 10
424 Before we start, I want my water changed every six hours, make note of that, Charlie. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
425 I'm assuming the rest of you are feeling like fish out of water. 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
426 I’m your new bass 1.3483 0.04561 201 150 32 19
427 This makes as much sense as Trump being ahead by 40 points in the polls. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
428 Why am I the one always pointing out how fishy these proposals are? 1.3481 0.04572 158 111 39 8
429 And we are NOT underwater. 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
430 They want me on a bicycle ? 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
431 Anyone else drowning in work? 1.3476 0.04784 164 119 33 12
432 No one's leaving till I find out who described me as 'gill-equipped to lead this organization.' 1.3476 0.05160 164 124 23 17
433 Next on the agenda: decorations for the new office. I personally would enjoy a little treasure chest that occasionally releases bubbles for me to swim through. 1.3466 0.04694 176 129 33 14
434 Ok, it's been almost 9 seconds. Meeting adjourned. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
435 The key to my success? Persistence. I just kept circling back, and circling back, and circling back… 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
436 It's about time we updated the dress code for our board meetings. 1.3464 0.04381 153 105 43 5
437 We'll need to work a lot harder if we hope to keep this company afloat. 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
438 Stop saying “Sorry Charlie.” 1.3462 0.05276 156 118 22 16
439 Remind me what you said 3 seconds ago. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
440 Please pay attention, because I only have 10 seconds to make my point. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
441 Now who's the big fish? 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
442 We'll be flush by next quarter? Really? 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
443 Trust me, being flushed with cash is not as great as it sounds. 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
444 I’ve called this meeting to address all the phishing attempts I’ve been getting in my email 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
445 Of course I'm talking in circles, what did you expect? 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
446 So I know which one of you geniuses made the crack about the small pond. 1.3448 0.04439 174 124 40 10
447 Come on Jenkins. Time to cut bait. 1.3446 0.04939 177 134 25 18
448 I am happy to report the business is no longer under water. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
449 OK, who's the wise guy who ordered sushi for lunch? 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
450 There are worse things than being under water. 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
451 I’m tellin’ ya, call the snack “Goldfish” it’ll sell millions! 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
452 Someone will have to take notes for me... 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
453 This is my vision for Goldfish Sachs. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
454 Could we not call the plan a "fishing expedition?" 1.3427 0.04580 178 130 35 13
455 ...and I am the one who cannot keep his head above water?! 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
456 Well I’m fine with ordering in, but I’m not fine with sushi! 1.3424 0.04670 184 137 31 16
457 These net zero policies are fishier than ever. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
458 Let’s take Joan’s idea and swim with it. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
459 As I see it, our biggest threats are looming economic stagnation, labor shortages, and cats. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
460 Everybody laughed when I was just part of the decor in the lobby. Who's laughing now? 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
461 So, why are we concerned about rising sea levels? 1.3420 0.04202 193 138 44 11
462 Circle back? That's all I ever do! 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
463 I think climate change makes me the ideal candidate. 1.3419 0.04795 155 112 33 10
464 Linda, I think you're just out of your depth here. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
465 I know what you're thinking: "He won't be around long." 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
466 Why? Because she left everything to me. That’s why! 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
467 I’m all for diversity, but there’s no way we’re hiring a cat 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
468 How is this product going to protect MY privacy? 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
469 Look - even I can tell we're just going in circles here. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
470 First order of business: no flush toilets in the building. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
471 My next big idea: Grouper, where big fish can meet other big fish. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
472 Am I the only one that always sees the glass as more than half full? 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
473 If you guys want to take a potty break, go ahead...I'll stay here. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
474 I'm here to add diversity. 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
475 I feel like we're just going around in circles here. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
476 Pardon the interruption, but I move to adjourn for a quick bathroom break. . .Okay, I'm back. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
477 The will left me in charge so deal with it. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
478 Let's get the meeting started before I forget why we're here! 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
479 Just last year, I was won at a carnival and look at me now. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
480 Don't make me come out there. 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
481 I've got a little plastic castle for whoever closes this deal. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
482 I know what I'm saying is hard to hear. 1.3396 0.04622 159 114 36 9
483 As new CEO, my first rule of order is - no more sushi lunches. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
484 I didn’t always have my own bowl. I worked my way up from the fish tank in the lobby. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
485 OK, the company is under water. What is wrong with that? 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
486 This would have been better over Zoom 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
487 We're going under. 1.3392 0.04161 171 119 46 6
488 Yup, that wasn’t a zoom filter. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
489 Do you have any 7s? 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
490 This isn’t a fishing expedition 1.3377 0.04781 151 109 33 9
491 We need to cut staff, and I suggest we start with the cats. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
492 Team, I feel like we're just going around in circles 1.3377 0.04718 154 111 34 9
493 The only difference between us is that mine is not a metaphor. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
494 I didn't get here all by myself. 1.3375 0.04847 160 118 30 12
495 I won't stop until I'm in the Sea-suite. 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
496 If I can return to the office, so can the rest of the staff 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
497 I wanted to float some ideas by you. 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
498 Look, Peterson, I didn't get where I am by swimming with the tide. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
499 We’re this close to circling the drain 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
500 Please read back the minutes from three seconds ago. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
501 I want you to think outside the bowl… 1.3371 0.04553 175 128 35 12
502 Sharon, I’ve told you repeatedly not to use the phrase ‘on the line.’ 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
503 I vote "no sushi" on the menu. 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
504 You have to appreciate I’ve spent my life in schools. 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
505 Let’s have a contest and see who can hold their breath the longest. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
506 When one of you becomes CEO, you’ll see what it’s like living in a fishbowl. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
507 My goal here is to help scale the business. 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
508 If I hear one more person say ‘think outside the bowl’ I’m going to scream 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
509 DEI: diversity, equity and ichthyology. 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
510 I moved to the city because I was a big fish in a little pond 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
511 Here’s an idea, we charge a subscription fee then get the subscribers to come up with the content 1.3353 0.05002 170 130 23 17
512 So if you meet a genie don't wish to become the biggest fish in the industry. 1.3353 0.05006 173 133 22 18
513 I bring my ideas to you with full transparency - No hidden agendas here! 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
514 Sir, we need this deal to stay afloat. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
515 Let’s take a deeper dive into the quarterly report, starting with our liquid assets. 1.3333 0.04360 168 120 40 8
516 Who here wants to be my co-chair? 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
517 Let's take a break. Get some fresh air, if that's your thing. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
518 The next person to make a "fish out of water" joke is fired. 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
519 I'm proud to be included under our new diversity inclusivity guidelines! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
520 Make no mistake. I can be a piranha when I have to be. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
521 What does that mean..."think outside the bowl"? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
522 I don’t want to hear anyone at this job complain about a glass ceiling. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
523 C'mon people! Think outside the bowl! 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
524 Everyone else seemed complacent, but Bill felt there was something fishy about the new CEO. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
525 Remember, it’s critical to maintain our liquidity. 1.3333 0.04812 165 123 29 13
526 Now, that I've got you hooked. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
527 I’ve heard some of you have a problem with corporate’s focus on diversity. 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
528 Just one word. Plastics. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
529 Whaddaya mean, the deal smells fishy? 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
530 ...when you find yourself in the bowl, then you can make the decisions. Until then... 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
531 For the hundredth time, yes, I am the only one who gets to work from home. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
532 In what universe is you all ordering sushi not passive-aggressive? 1.3333 0.04926 156 116 28 12
533 By Q2, I want the whole city to be underwater. 1.3333 0.04889 165 124 27 14
534 Only some of our assets are underwater 1.3333 0.04819 153 112 31 10
535 From where I sit, we can either sink or swim. I choose the latter. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
536 Judging from all your reports, our company is under water. 1.3315 0.04487 178 131 35 12
537 At least we are making some progress on diversity. 1.3314 0.04801 169 127 28 14
538 I'm filling in for the big tuna today" 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
539 You seem to imply that being underwater is a bad thing! 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
540 As our first order of business we will be removing all toilets from the floor. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
541 As a character building exercise, I will flush all of you down a toilet. 1.3312 0.05134 154 117 23 14
542 We're under water? So What's the problem? 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
543 Well, you did want a CEO who is a piranha. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
544 Work from home, return to work, it’s all the same to me. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
545 I decide what's fishy and what's not! 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
546 It’s exactly not a glass ceiling that’s limiting my potential. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
547 Washington says our board still needs an amphibian. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
548 I really love my big chair! Makes me feel like a boss. You’re all fired, ha ha, no but seriously who called this meeting? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
549 This is really stressful living in a fishbowl and all you watching me! 1.3306 0.05694 124 94 19 11
550 Let’s agree to pass on fish for lunch. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
551 It sounds fishy, but its the truth 1.3295 0.04446 176 129 36 11
552 Oh, something's fishy is it? Just what exactly do you mean by that, Jones? 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
553 Because when it comes to the success of this organization, there are not, in fact, other fish in the sea. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
554 I recommend the beef wellington 1.3293 0.04838 167 126 27 14
555 And I need you guys to read my emails. They are NOT phishing emails. 1.3293 0.04368 167 120 39 8
556 We are swimming in circles here, folks. 1.3292 0.05045 161 123 23 15
557 And since none of you have the spine to tell them it means “cash on delivery,” I’m your new board member. 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
558 We got the Shark Tank funding! 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
559 Frankly, you all need to learn how to sink or swim. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
560 Of course, if there's another Internet bubble, we'll all be fish out of water. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
561 The guy from Shark Tank couldn't make it. 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
562 I'm gonna call it 'Goldfish Sachs' 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
563 Our ancestry report says we all have the same maternal grandfather 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
564 Welcome to the first meeting of the firm's diversity committee. 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
565 You have to admit I'm better than the potted plant. 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
566 I’m swimming as fast as I can to keep our heads above water. 1.3272 0.05017 162 124 23 15
567 Drowning in paperwork? Tell me about it. 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
568 WE’RE under water, Trisha. Not ‘I’m under water!’ 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
569 I'M HAPPY BEING A BIG FISH IN A SMALL POND. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
570 Actually, I don’t think taking this to “Shark Tank” is such a great idea. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
571 I appreciate the opportunity, but we are not the right ad agency for Mrs. Paul's Fish Sticks. 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
572 Please welcome our new CEO,the Potted Plant 1.3265 0.05213 147 112 22 13
573 Trust me--in today's economy, liquidity rules. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
574 If I can come back to the office, you can. 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
575 Trust me on this - fish just doesn’t get any fresher. 1.3264 0.04605 144 103 35 6
576 As your new CEO, my first directive is to take tuna off the lunch menu. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
577 Roger is no longer with us. One of you over-fed him. 1.3262 0.05373 141 108 20 13
578 I'm really more of a glass all-the-way-full kinda guy 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
579 We are all from the Bay; I would like to add more diversity to our team. 1.3256 0.04656 172 129 30 13
580 The real money is in the fish market 1.3254 0.04933 169 130 23 16
581 Well, from where I sit, I have a different viewpoint. 1.3253 0.04850 166 126 26 14
582 You’re thinking outside the bowl, and I appreciate that. 1.3253 0.04291 166 119 40 7
583 Of course I sound garbled! 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
584 Sounds fishy, but I'll bite. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
585 You’re out of your element. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
586 I feel like I'm in a New Yorker cartoon 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
587 Let's do a dry run of the presentation. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
588 Our anti-phishing campaign was a success. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
589 No, Barbara. We are not having sushi for lunch. 1.3243 0.05093 148 112 24 12
590 I'll have a Grasshopper 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
591 Being the only unindicted member of Trump Real Estate, I have been appointed CEO. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
592 How I see it, you’re all underwater. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
593 To hell with our customer surveys, I say no to the Mrs. Paul's account. 1.3241 0.05439 145 113 17 15
594 Shall we Betta test it? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
595 And from now on the phrase “ something smells fishy “ is counter to our company polic 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
596 Maybe I'm not the biggest fish in the game. Maybe I'll never make it to the White House. But at least I'm not as slimy as him and facing possible prison time." 1.3240 0.04858 179 139 22 18
597 We can’t let this company go belly up. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
598 As you'll notice on those financial statements, the company is under water, but that's okay with me. 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
599 Our net losses this month were Nigel, Steve, and Rebecca. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
600 Aquaculture, people! If we don't get on board with aquaculture this company will flounder and all of you will be dead in the water! 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
601 I got tired of wearing a mask. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
602 Please, call me Larry. Mr. Goldfish is my father. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
603 Sorry team, I've got to let you go. Turns out most of your work can be done by Artifishal Intelligence 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
604 Who ordered the coral reef? 1.3228 0.04423 158 114 37 7
605 His contribution is minimal, but he’s reliable and fun to watch. 1.3224 0.04438 152 109 37 6
606 We prioritize transparency at this corporation. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
607 I'm just as surprised as you are. Now, let's get started, shall we?" 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
608 Great point, Julie. We've got bigger fish to fry. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
609 Just because today is Friday,you do not have to eat fish. The rules have changed. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
610 I think the firm's inclusivity policy is great! 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
611 We're losing productivity with all of these bathroom breaks. I want everyone in fish bowls by end of day. 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
612 Reincarnated or not, I’m still the Chairman… 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
613 And the lawyer from Goldman, Goldstein and Goldfish will be the executor of the will. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
614 If I can work without bathroom breaks, why can't you? 1.3214 0.04332 168 122 38 8
615 Frankly, I think we can capitalize on rising sea levels. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
616 I know things look grim, but I am by nature a ‘glass half full’ kind of guy. 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
617 So what’s so bad about being underwater? 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
618 This company’s unwillingness to hire a female CEO is getting a little obvious at this point. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
619 Going for it hook, line and sinker was probably a mistake. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
620 I'm fishing for compliments. Anyone? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
621 Not surprisingly, I'm out of ideas. 1.3205 0.04725 156 116 30 10
622 My decision is final: catchphrase, jingle, and rhyme are all fine, but 'lure' and 'hook' are banned. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
623 First item on the agenda…move my office away from the washrooms. Every time the toilet flushes, my life flashes before my eyes. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
624 Am I the only one that understands that we're under water here? 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
625 Both the company and I are under water. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
626 The IT department is concerned about a phishing problem 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
627 Fintech? I’ll show you some real fin tech 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
628 We all know our outgoing chairperson was a fish out of water 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
629 When the icecaps melt, you're going to need someone with experience living under water to run this company? 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
630 ...and for the last time, please be considerate as to what you bring for lunch. 1.3194 0.04691 144 105 32 7
631 Listen, I have to swim around in my own shit all day long. I don't need any extra from you clowns. Where are the TPS reports? 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
632 This is not exactly what I had in mind when you told me I could continue to work from home 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
633 What do you mean there is something fishy, Mark? Some political correctness would be useful here. 1.3193 0.04761 166 126 27 13
634 If we leave him home alone he jumps out of the bowl and plays the tv real loud 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
635 On Fridays I work from home 1.3190 0.04581 163 121 32 10
636 I just had a thought bubble. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
637 Ironically, I'm a Taurus. 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
638 Transparency is overrated. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
639 A-B-C: Always Buy Cod. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
640 There will be five more bowls here before tomorrow's meeting. I will not be taking any questions. Meeting adjourned. 1.3188 0.05045 160 124 21 15
641 Well, for obvious reasons, I've never been one for out-of-the-box thinking. 1.3188 0.04886 160 122 25 13
642 The whole thing sounds human. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
643 But can you truly empathize when all of you breathe air? 1.3185 0.04661 135 97 33 5
644 First we’ll go over this proposal, then we’ll look at the sales figures, and then around three-thirty someone needs to feed me. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
645 C'mon, people! Let's think outside the bowl! 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
646 I sold my treasure chest and bought the company. 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
647 You'll get used to it. And we need the publicity. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
648 My drinking actually makes me better at my job 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
649 I started at the bottom of the pond. 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
650 Does nobody take Wacky Wednesday seriously anymore? 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
651 As your manager, I want to tell you our business is underwater & I’m the one experiencing it the most 1.3178 0.04795 129 93 31 5
652 I can’t remember why I called this meeting. 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
653 I, personally, don’t have a problem if the company is “under water.” 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
654 Yes, I could get a bigger bowl, but then I'd be a little fish. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
655 Ted, you are not drowning in work. That’s not a thing. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
656 Ok, now we’ll go around the table and everyone says what their spirit animal is. I’ll go first. I’m an eagle. 1.3172 0.05243 145 112 20 13
657 Gotta be honest. I was expecting more of you to be fish. 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
658 I understand the need for full disclosure, but I’m not a big fan of transparency. 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
659 When encountering a challenging problem such as this, I advise my clients to think outside the bowl. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
660 This next idea better blow me out of the water 1.3165 0.05309 139 107 20 12
661 Buy gold 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
662 What’s the landlubbers perspective? 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
663 With rising sea levels, gilled animals now deserve a seat at the table. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
664 When I was hired it was a work-from-home job 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
665 You’re all out of your depth! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
666 The Sea.E.O. 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
667 Alright...I wanna know which one of you was overheard saying the upcoming Board of Directors election would be "like shootin' fish in a barrel"? 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
668 And you thought my Zoom background was fake. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
669 For once I don’t feel like a fish out of water! 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
670 Our numbers are just like me in a week- right down the toilet! 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
671 tell me what you really think, there’s no use being koi about it 1.3154 0.04373 149 107 37 5
672 Mabel Schwartz left her house and grounds to her beloved poodle ‘Schnitzel’, along with a sizable trust for his life care. The remainder of her estate, including her controlling interest in her late husband’s company, went to the fish. 1.3154 0.05678 130 102 15 13
673 Underwater? How is that a bad thing? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
674 So, as your new CEO, my first order of business will be to remove the non-inclusive department name, 'Human Resources.' 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
675 My strategy for success is to be the big fish in a small pond on a chair in a medium sized room. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
676 I need you all to think outside the bowl. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
677 And last on the agenda. I’m going to need a trigger warning before anyone flushes the toilet. 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
678 Frankly Karen, I find your assertion I'm being panglossian rather presumptive. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
679 We need to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
680 Looks like we’re underwater this quarter; I’m fine with it but the Board won’t be… 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
681 More scum. And pants, I want pants. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
682 And because my attention span is greater than yours, I suggest you try to read to the bottom of the memo before voting. 1.3147 0.05197 143 110 21 12
683 I may be speaking out of school here... 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
684 I got my start on Shark Tank 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
685 I wasn’t being koi. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
686 You're all just jealous that I can still work from home! 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
687 That's Mr. Limpet the Third to you 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
688 We should think bigger, out of the bowl 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
689 Hello, I’m the special. Let me tell you a little about me. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
690 As CEO, it was inappropriate for me to flip out there, and I appreciate you, Susan, for putting me back in my bowl. 1.3139 0.04486 137 98 35 4
691 And from now I will be referring to all of you as ‘my small pond’. 1.3139 0.04605 137 99 33 5
692 They called me a small fry, but look at me now. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
693 I've quit drinking. 1.3134 0.05126 134 101 24 9
694 I resent your comment ‘Seize the carpe‘ 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
695 The bottom line is if this company is going to grow, I need a bigger bowl! 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
696 I'm here to tell you about the perils of phishing. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
697 I'm not crazy about 'fish out of water' stories. 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
698 Forget the scales we need the Sales. 1.3129 0.05181 147 114 20 13
699 You guys would drown if you were in my place. And that's why I'm the boss. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
700 It looks quite a bit different from my perspective. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
701 We're really on the hook here, and starting to flounder, we really need to scale back ,so are we gonna sink or swim 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
702 Artificial Intelligence should be the least of our worries in the next step of evolution. 1.3125 0.05108 160 126 18 16
703 It’s going to be an upstream battle, but we have to reel in these phishing attacks before they sink us. Who’s ready to dive in? 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
704 Any other ideas to float? 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
705 OK sharks, show me what you've got 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
706 And my biggest weakness is thinking outside the tank. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
707 Think Shark Tank but smaller. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
708 Raise your hand if you can understand anything I am saying. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
709 You may be thinking,"Has HR pushed the envelope on diversity recruitment?" 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
710 On to new business; who are you? 1.3120 0.05613 125 97 17 11
711 These numbers seem human-y to me... 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
712 And you're implying that being underwater is a bad thing??? 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
713 Where’s my sliced beef sandwich? 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
714 Let's face it folks, we're just about keeping our heads above water. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
715 Where was I again? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
716 No rocks, no plastic plants, nothing to swim through. You're all fired. 1.3113 0.04989 151 116 23 12
717 No more bottled water. The water from the filter is just fine. That's why we bought the filter in the first place. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
718 Let's think outside the bowl this time. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
719 So you feel you’re being held back by some metaphorical glass ceiling. Please, tell me more. 1.3111 0.05409 135 105 18 12
720 I think we all agree that our EEO policy is second to none. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
721 Personally, I'm the glass half-full type. 1.3108 0.04482 148 108 34 6
722 We've met our diversity goals, so please inform the cat that we appreciate the time and effort it took to apply and welcome future applications to join our team. 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
723 There will be no glass ceiling while I am CEO. 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
724 All I can say is, fish or cut bait. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
725 Who's the wiseacre who printed 'Sea-ee-oo' on my letterhead? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
726 I didn’t get where I am today by acknowledging my place in the food chain.” 1.3101 0.04643 129 93 32 4
727 From a fintech perspective, we think that can be produced at scale. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
728 We have a liquidity problem. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
729 Which of you clowns arranged to have sushi served at the annual company picnic? 1.3099 0.05306 142 111 18 13
730 ...and that's why they call it a Think Tank. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
731 I like it, Smithers. It’s deep. Thinking out of the bowl. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
732 It's either sink or swim! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
733 To improve this company, we've all got to start thinking "outside the bowl." 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
734 It's a metaphor people. Pay attention! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
735 I, too, am wondering why I gathered you here today. 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
736 Of course, if you try to get a straight answer from accounting, it always sounds like "blub-blub-blub-blub." 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
737 You won’t just see me rise to the top. You’ll smell me. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
738 Listen, chum, you'll never be as cold-blooded as me. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
739 No Jim, I don't think there's anything 'fishy' about these numbers and I'm offended by the reference. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
740 Listen, we all live in a glass house. 1.3087 0.04656 149 111 30 8
741 I was promoted to head writer after you went on strike. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
742 Am I the only one who feels we’re treading water? 1.3085 0.04270 188 142 34 12
743 I didn't get here by just swimming in circles. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
744 Not to be dramatic, but my life depends on me working from home. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
745 If it wasn’t for me, this cartoon would be totally generic! 1.3082 0.04914 146 111 25 10
746 Before we start this meeting I need one of you to change my water. And no temporarily sticking me in the toilet! 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
747 I'm not some beta for you to push around, Jenkins! 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
748 Think tank. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
749 My college experience was hard to swallow, and so was I. 1.3077 0.04420 156 115 34 7
750 personally, I don’t mind that our company’s carbon emissions will contribute to rising sea levels. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
751 No more 'big fish in a small pond' mindset. All in favor of my expansion to a 100 gallon tank with a corner view, vote Aye! 1.3077 0.04741 130 95 30 5
752 Yes, the company is underwater. So what? 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
753 Ok folks... who came up with "take your cat to work day"?! 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
754 I can’t throw stones. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
755 Hear me out, it's a 'fish *in* the water' story. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
756 To meet our quarterly budget, I propose we discontinue flood insurance. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
757 Let’s take a break. It seems you all need to grab some air.” 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
758 I called you all to this meeting because you have to all stop feeding me when you walk by my bowl. Once a day is plenty. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
759 While you’re working to save the environment, how about changing the water in my bowl 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
760 Well, that's settled. We'll be moving corporate headquarters into Lake Superior. 1.3071 0.05185 127 96 23 8
761 So....I've heard some complaints that I am always working from home. 1.3071 0.04678 127 92 31 4
762 As your new CEO, 'teach a man to fish' is no longer our mission statement. 1.3071 0.05647 127 100 15 12
763 I recommend the beef. 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
764 Since we're sharing grievances, I'd just like to note that I can never get any privacy around here. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
765 I propose we do introductions one more time 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
766 We like to think of ourselves as one big school here. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
767 Sorry, can you repeat that for the hundredth time? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
768 What C-suites picture when HR schedules mandatory Phishing training for Cybersecurity Awareness Month. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
769 Listen, we need to start thinking outside the bowl 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
770 I’m the boss’s way of saying we need even more diversity. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
771 That's my opinion, but then again I may be living in a bubble. 1.3060 0.04881 134 100 27 7
772 Let's get down to bass tacks. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
773 And remember, if one of you dies, don't replace them- I'll know. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
774 I'd make a great Speaker of the House. I'm a natural at flip flopping and forgetting promises made just moments ago. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
775 Actually, I want this company to be underwater. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
776 ... And, yes, my memory is longer than three seconds. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
777 Grbbrgrb. Grbrgrg grb brggbrgrrrgb! 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
778 Can’t anyone hear me?! 1.3056 0.04327 144 104 36 4
779 I think we can all agree that rising water levels are good for everyone 1.3054 0.04858 167 131 21 15
780 What is this meeting about again? I forgot. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
781 I’d bring the perspective to the company of someone on the inside looking out. 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
782 I need to focus. Tell Sylvia to get in here and change my water. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
783 My position is fluid, so let's hear everyone's opinions. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
784 Ok, obviously RIP Mr. Price. That being said, we're finally called Fisher Toys. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
785 Who came up with thinking outside the bowl? You're fired. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
786 It was not me. It was the bubbler. Stay focused, Larry! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
787 You were expecting a shark? I'd like to see a shark make it from carnival prize to CEO without getting flushed. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
788 What's bubbling to the top this week? 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
789 Well, a more global view is imperative . 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
790 There will be no sushi in the cafeteria as long as I am CEO! 1.3041 0.05042 148 115 21 12
791 Who knows more about liquidity? No one here, that’s for sure. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
792 On the other hand, my glasses aren't fogging up. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
793 Blub blub blub. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
794 Our balance sheet maybe under water, but I'm okay with that! 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
795 Seek more funding from 'Shark Tank?'--That's a terrible idea! 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
796 Why are we all staring at this fish with glasses on? 1.3037 0.05390 135 106 17 12
797 As my accounting team, I expect you to verify that this fish bowl is three times bugger than it looks. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
798 For my salary, I require market price. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
799 Listen up, you 'sea' of mediocrity! I've encountered algae with more IQ points. Start swimming faster, or prepare to join the ranks of corporate scum! 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
800 You people need to stop living in your own little bubble! 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
801 Let's think out of the tank. 1.3028 0.04579 142 105 31 6
802 Bob, you’re way out of your depth on this one. 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
803 It’s still Mr. Murdoch to you, not Rupert. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
804 First, the fishwich is off the menu. 1.3025 0.04803 162 126 23 13
805 Yes, Sol died and left the business to me. Let's just move on. 1.3023 0.04873 129 96 27 6
806 Whether you like it or not, I won election to the board. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
807 We need to liquidate our assets to stay afloat. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
808 I see everyone got the Diversity invite” 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
809 You've lost my attention. 1.3020 0.04227 149 108 37 4
810 Oh, yeah? Good luck finding plenty of ME in the sea. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
811 We’re just going around in circles here, people. 1.3016 0.04947 126 94 26 6
812 You want me to take our idea to show called …‘Shark Tank’? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
813 We need more diversity, I'm the only one here with gills. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
814 Will my new office have views of the river? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
815 Just trust me. This company is not underwater. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
816 ...and I'm tired of jokes about CEO's living in a fishbowl. 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
817 Before we start, could someone get me a glass of water? 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
818 We need some kind of a gimmick. 1.3008 0.05648 123 97 15 11
819 I ‘m a bit concerned about our current ‘bring your cat to work’ policy. 1.3008 0.05155 123 93 23 7
820 Gentlemen- it's been a long cycle, but after months of effort I am pleased to announce we're going underwater! 1.3008 0.04608 123 89 31 3
821 I started out in a little pond in the lobby, then I spent a few years in the c-suites under a veep's bamboo plant, and I hope to retire in the sky garden. 1.3008 0.05024 123 92 25 6
822 The first agenda item of the day is: what the hell happened 15 seconds ago? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
823 Yes I’m a little fish but I’m The Big Fish around here. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
824 During lockdown, I just set my background as the ocean and you couldn't tell. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
825 I’ve had it with all these leaks. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
826 LOVE this chair...it's so fin de siecle. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
827 Welcome to the Goldfish Sachs board, Louise. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
828 I'll hear your pitches now, but please, no hooks. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
829 This meeting is adjourned, we'll reconvene Tuesday in Long Island Sound. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
830 I was named Chairman in his will. Get over it! 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
831 I know I am underwater,but third-quarter projections are very promising. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
832 Anything but seafood for lunch. 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
833 After today, it’s sink or swim. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
834 And I want that report finished and in my bowl by end of business today. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
835 Manhattan, huh? You guys are the ones living in a fishbowl! 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
836 OK, diversity in the workplace, yeah I get it, but can you just throw me back in the East River now? 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
837 They have a great wine selection. The Cabernet pairs well with the fish flakes. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
838 Be grateful they just sent me and not the hammerhead. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
839 If I can come into the office, then everyone else can stop complaining about not working from home anymore! 1.2992 0.05281 127 98 20 9
840 OK, I'll start. The most common fear is being flushed down the toilet. 1.2992 0.05398 127 99 18 10
841 I’ll circle and circle and circle and circle back to you on that. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
842 If one more person says anything about "liquidity," I'm getting out of this bowl. 1.2991 0.04421 117 83 33 1
843 I say we flood the market! 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
844 Well of course all my ideas sound fishy! 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
845 Ok, good work team. We’ve reached the target for this fiscal year and our numbers are up. Now how about some of that flakey fish food? 1.2987 0.05140 154 123 16 15
846 You know my opinion…sink or swim 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
847 Who said anything about a fishing expedition? 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
848 They loved this idea on "Shark Tank." 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
849 Come on, give me something fresh! 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
850 Your last CEO was afraid to speak his mind, so I’m sure you’ll be relieved to hear I have no filter. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
851 Let's go around one more time. 1.2984 0.04719 124 91 29 4
852 They told me I was crazy to hire humans, but look at us now. 1.2984 0.04989 124 93 25 6
853 This is always the corner office 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
854 OK folks, let's think inside the bowl. 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
855 Relax. They're just dusting my table. 1.2982 0.05563 114 88 18 8
856 This past quarter we were a little underwater. Well done team. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
857 This organization is committed to diversity and inclusion. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
858 Look, the location for the new branch is the bottom of the East River. Deal with it. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
859 I'd love to get a tiny castle before the bubble bursts. 1.2979 0.04358 141 103 34 4
860 Calling me "the snack that smiles back" is workplace harassment. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
861 The report said that global sea levels have risen by about 6 to 8 inches over the past century yet I don't feel a thing. Climate change is a hoax ! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
862 Flood mitigation, hogwash! What we really need to worry about is drought. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
863 Fishy? Damned right! Got a problem with that? 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
864 Leaving water to dwell on land was the first mistake. 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
865 I brought you in on this meeting to discuss the recent phishing e-mails 1.2975 0.04930 121 90 26 5
866 As your Treasurer, I must report that the company is now underwater. 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
867 For the record, we had no idea that it was poisonous to cats. 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
868 You must not drain the swamp! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
869 They always said I had a dry sense of humor. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
870 I’d like to go back to whatever Maria said three seconds ago… 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
871 Take it from me; you can really go places with a little fish in a big pond mentality. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
872 This is what happens when you reply to a phishing email. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
873 This firm brought in ten billion last year. Would it kill us if I had a larger bowl? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
874 I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here today... and how. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
875 Let’s just circle around and forget it ever happened. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
876 Great discussion. Thank you for bringing it up, Rob. We'll all get a turn sitting in the big chair. Next item? 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
877 You’re sure you don’t need water? 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
878 If I wanted deep thinkers, I'd visit the Mariana Trench! 1.2960 0.04823 125 93 27 5
879 If you'll all turns your heads for a moment, I need a bathroom break. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
880 From my point of view you’re all wet! 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
881 Remember DEI stands for Diversity, Equality, and Immersion 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
882 I'm not on the hook for that. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
883 Someone else needs to set the agenda. See? My notes show he seems to bring this topic up, like, every seven seconds or so. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
884 The world is looking at the American Fishbowl anticipating what might happen next with democracy. 1.2960 0.05083 125 95 23 7
885 Folks, we have to keep this project moving or it dies. 1.2958 0.04976 142 110 22 10
886 Your society has proved time and time again that leaders can have the brain of a goldfish. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
887 Whomever suggested sushi for our next corporate event needs to be fired immediately. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
888 I want us to become a big fish in a big pond. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
889 It’s a think tank. What the hell do you think you’re here for 1.2953 0.04994 149 117 20 12
890 As global warming continues, you all will need to eventually evolve back to the sea. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
891 Seems fishy to me. 1.2951 0.05294 122 94 20 8
892 Who's the guy in the suit? 1.2951 0.04755 122 90 28 4
893 What's a coffee break? 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
894 Anyone who heats fish in the office microwave is fired. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
895 Not to state the obvious, but there’s something fishy about these numbers 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
896 Going on Shark Tank is off the table. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
897 We need a catchy hook. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
898 So, thinking outside the bowl…” 1.2950 0.04504 139 103 31 5
899 Monica,please turn the page. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
900 Scale Up" "Scale Back",I'm tired of your micro aggressions 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
901 OK - lets's start this meeting off with a FishBowl exercise. 1.2946 0.05327 112 85 21 6
902 I can't remember the last time we met like this. Who are you? 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
903 One fish, two fish, three fish…you’re all fired. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
904 There’s a perception that the management of this company needs to evolve. 1.2946 0.05174 112 84 23 5
905 I understand your frustrations, I do. I wish we all could work from home, but I kinda have to, you know? 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
906 Seriously? I’m the only one who thinks we’re in too deep?!? 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
907 I realize you must all feel a bit like a fish out of water. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
908 "Unfortunately, Cat Johnson is no longer with the firm." 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
909 It's so simple. The big fish feed on the small fish. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
910 So, I'm told that you're an avid fisherman, Bob? 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
911 Just let my idea float for a while 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
912 I'd like to circle back to that topic. 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
913 Memo to staff: Stop overfeeding me. 1.2941 0.04971 119 89 25 5
914 Now…..about this bowl…. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
915 We gotta start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
916 The small pond was increasingly competitive, so my coach suggested a bowl might help me recapture that big fish energy. 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
917 Thanks for coming, everyone. Let's get swimming. I mean, started. 1.2937 0.04790 126 94 27 5
918 As sole heir of Mr. Howard's estate making me Chairman of the Board, I direct this Board to move future meetings to be held in the company's swimming pool. 1.2933 0.05054 150 119 18 13
919 This isn't the think tank I was hoping for. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
920 OK, let's get two things straight: 1) I am not a cold fish, I'm a Goldfish, and 2) our company is NOT underwater... 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
921 We need to think outside the bowl for this one. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
922 I’m sorry what was I saying ? 1.2932 0.05094 133 103 21 9
923 A good discussion, and I plan on circling back, and circling back, and circling back with each one of you. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
924 Sorry about the bubbles, I had beans for lunch. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
925 All right, let's wrap it up, you know I have an attention span of three sec... 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
926 They asked me, "How's the water?" So I answered, "What's water?" 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
927 Let's try to think outside the bowl here. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
928 You say "underwater" like that's a bad thing. 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
929 I don’t know. It’s not like I have a crystal ball. 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
930 And then he asked me if I knew the special, and I asked him, "You mean my uncle?" 1.2927 0.05504 123 97 16 10
931 You’ve got great gills, Linda. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
932 Furthermore, there will be big changes in the cafeteria. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
933 This is Herb's new look...he's usually a fish out of water. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
934 No Courtney, it's NOT like shooting fish in a barrel. 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
935 You may be our least senior member, Simpkins, but I think everyone here will agree you've been a real breath of fresh water. 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
936 Considering my lifespan, where do you see yourselves in three weeks?” 1.2923 0.05174 130 101 20 9
937 ‘Small pond’ my ass! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
938 Let's go ahead and strike "swimming with the fishes" from our vocabulary. 1.2920 0.04415 137 101 32 4
939 Your point is well taken. Our finances are definitely under water! 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
940 Yep, it's true: your intended audience will forget you before I do 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
941 You've got 3 seconds to impress me- go! 1.2917 0.04792 120 89 27 4
942 We don’t have room in the budget for air 1.2917 0.05076 120 91 23 6
943 The estate was not as solvent as you may have assumed... 1.2914 0.04936 151 119 20 12
944 Whattya say we all do the right thing and order unagi Don or teriyaki instead of sushi. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
945 Test time's up. Quit fishing around for the right answer. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
946 This may come as a shock to no one, but the company is underwater. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
947 I want to see more depth here! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
948 Schools will be destroyed! Yes, I’m concerned about global warming! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
949 You're on mute 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
950 The company's underwater, that's why I'm here. 1.2908 0.04215 141 103 35 3
951 Okay, Alice. It was a onetime Vegas business convention hookup thing. Stop looking at me like I'm 'The Catch of the Day' for crying out loud. 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
952 My main professional advantage is being the big fish in a small pond. 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
953 No plastics. 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
954 I dunno guys it seems fishy to me. 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
955 It has come to my attention, Johnson, that you suggested 'Sushi Tuesdays.' Do you care to explain yourself? 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
956 I've never tried blowfish myself. Unless you count that one time in college. heh heh. 1.2903 0.04962 124 94 24 6
957 I’m going to need a ride home after work, as I seem to have misplaced my bicycle. 1.2903 0.05343 124 97 18 9
958 And the ending to this one ain’t so happy…what if they don’t find Nemo this time?!? 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
959 With sea levels rising, more aquatic life will be in our cities. There's a market opportunity there and we need to be positioned for it! 1.2901 0.05139 131 102 20 9
960 We need more oxygen in the room 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
961 Yeah, I’m a fish in a business meeting. What if I said some stupid shit like: ‘those numbers sound a little fishy to me!’ I’d probably win the New Yorker cartoon contest. But I ain’t saying some shit like that. Because that’s stupid. I’m an adult. 1.2899 0.05265 138 110 16 12
962 They wouldn't even let ME work from home. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
963 I’m reminded of something my father said the day I took over for him and had him flushed down the toilet…” 1.2895 0.05672 114 90 15 9
964 C'mon, you folks need to start thinking inside the bowl. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
965 Larry's the name. Liquidity's the game. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
966 This ad campaign needs to be unforgettable! Even for someone with a three second memory span!" 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
967 I see this proposal a little fishy. Moving on. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
968 We’re gonna have to keep this meeting to ten seconds. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
969 The presentation was fine, but I wasn’t exactly bowled over. 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
970 All in favor of having a little castle as our logo, say aye. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
971 Our first order of business is who's gonna feed me." 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
972 Let's circle back to this topic later. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
973 The job requirements seem very simple, so where's the hook? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
974 So, until I can fix this problem, the public message is that I've gone on a diving holiday, okay? 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
975 So, I'd like to explain my burial preferences. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
976 Sorry. The will is valid and states only 1% goes to living human relatives. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
977 Mr Fish you’re on mute. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
978 And the cafeteria will feature "FISH-FREE FRIDAYS" all year long. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
979 I want to talk about scaling the business. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
980 I'm here to help you scale up. 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
981 Let’s try the new approach, just for the halibut 1.2881 0.04977 118 89 24 5
982 Okay! Okay! We’ll get you a bigger fish bowl! 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
983 Read my bubbles... 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
984 Our company is under water & I need you to deal with it. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
985 I'm the company's Lquid Asset. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
986 Good news! The new labor conract allows a 24/7 taco bar and all the dried shrimp you can eat. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
987 I appreciate everyone's help with getting these reports done. I just couldn't get my head above water this week. 1.2879 0.04753 132 100 26 6
988 I'm tired of the "don't be koi" and "that idea is gold" comments. 1.2879 0.05327 132 105 16 11
989 Come on gang, this is swimming with the tide. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
990 Annex B, sub-clause 2.2 should make explicitly clear that... I'm sorry, what were we talking about? 1.2877 0.05047 146 116 18 12
991 I'll circle back on that in a few moments. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
992 First, I'd like to review our new policies concerning working from home. 1.2870 0.05104 108 81 23 4
993 The glasses do NOT make him more relatable, Frank. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
994 You're probably wondering why I asked you all here today. 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
995 Only I get to work from home 1.2870 0.04931 108 80 25 3
996 So your very first question is "Where did I get my glasses?" 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
997 Don't worry,they'll forget they said no in a few seconds 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
998 Let's first agree to disagree on the work environment issue. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
999 The network's only requirements were someone orange and slimy. 1.2870 0.05206 115 88 21 6
1000 We're going around in circles here! 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1001 is it me or are we underwater on this deal” 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1002 ... and my name's not "Gefilte." 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1003 Just make sure I don’t go belly up 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
1004 Total transparency. I'll go first. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1005 Let's aim to have more liquid assets next year 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1006 We need to start thinking outside the tank. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
1007 I’ve heard that some of you are calling me a big fish in a little pond 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1008 It's not the first time I've had to swim with sharks. 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
1009 Let's circle back to... oh, wait, I forget. In that case, let's circle back to...oh, wait, I forget. In that case... 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
1010 The company’s underwater, well it works for me!” 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
1011 “Your jobs are going to depend on whether you sink or swim ….” 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
1012 Trust me, I know what it’s like to live in a fishbowl 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
1013 Don't argue with me! I know a bubble when I see on! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1014 Liquidate! 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1015 Sorry, I misspoke. The findings are from The Surgeon General, not The Sturgeon General. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
1016 We've brought on board a phishing expert. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1017 All of us are prisoners of our environment. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1018 Let's get tanked! Ha ha, but seriously folks. I'm a fish. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1019 My view of things never changes even if it is limited. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1020 Honestly, I don’t understand why this is better than working remotely? 1.2857 0.04841 133 102 24 7
1021 I vote for transparency. 1.2857 0.04722 133 101 26 6
1022 I need a larger office! 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
1023 And I am NOT underwater. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1024 I’ve heard of a SeaEO but this is ridiculous! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1025 Listen, I’m the only one with the right to carp. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1026 Profit margins are below sea level for the second year running. 1.2857 0.05733 112 89 14 9
1027 It's $5000 a month but I have great views and no roommates. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1028 People, we need to think outside the bowl. 1.2857 0.04488 119 87 30 2
1029 Yes, Bill, the bowl is prescription but these are reading glasses. 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
1030 I think the board now has the votes to flush the CEO down the toilet. 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
1031 Granted, you brought me in because your balance sheet was underwater…but I can’t do my calculations without a pen that works in here! 1.2847 0.04742 137 105 25 7
1032 Let’s circle back. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1033 Speak frankly, Johnson, I'm the only one who needs to be koi. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1034 Welcome to the first lecture in our Diversity Series: 'A fish out of water 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1035 Initially, I wasn’t thrilled to come aboard. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1036 Sure, let's order in lunch. No sushi for me, please! 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1037 Wait a minute. The fish is still talking. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1038 Mark, I’m sure we’re all very impressed with your algorithm that can turn a man into a fish. Let’s see it work in reverse now, shall we? 1.2845 0.04550 116 85 29 2
1039 Let’s get those numbers up, folks. Daddy needs a new filter. 1.2845 0.05310 116 90 19 7
1040 Why are you asking me? I have the memory of a goldfish. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1041 Our corporate philosophy is Carpe Diem, not CARP Diem! 1.2844 0.04893 109 81 25 3
1042 Sorry, Baxter, but there's no room for suckupfish in this organization. You're out. 1.2844 0.05842 109 87 13 9
1043 If I can make it into the office, why should they get to work from home? 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1044 I didn’t get where I am by being timid. I want all of you to think like sharks! 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
1045 You can have the house, but the swimming pool is mine. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
1046 That’s wat I think, but what do I know, I live in a fishbowl? 1.2836 0.05255 134 107 16 11
1047 Come on, people, I need you to think outside the bowl. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
1048 Work Life Balance? I sleep in my office! 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1049 I worked my way up from reception. 1.2835 0.04860 127 97 24 6
1050 I can't remember the last time we were all able to get together around a table like this." 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1051 I’d like to know why every idea I come up with keeps getting flushed down the toilet. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1052 Before we review these numbers, I would like to remind everyone to ignore my resting fish face. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1053 I promised you transparency. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
1054 Any leads on my missing treasure chest? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1055 Thank you all for coming. We owe this family gathering to Ancestry . Com. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
1056 Who's having sushi? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
1057 The big boss is out today, so I'm here to be the thing in the seat you stare blankly at or pretend to listen to. 1.2832 0.05402 113 88 18 7
1058 ‘…and they should be orange, and crunchy, and they should look like me-’ 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1059 Where's the intern with the God damned bagels?! 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
1060 I feel like we're going in circles. 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
1061 As the new CEO, I'd appreciate it if you address me as MR. Bubbles." 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
1062 Now that we've all be reintroduced don't make me circle this bowl again! 1.2824 0.05339 131 105 15 11
1063 This is my distance bowl, dammit. Can someone please put me in my reading bowl 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
1064 Let's not talk about scaling here. 1.2823 0.04660 124 93 27 4
1065 The last marketing campaign really floundered so I’m leading the next one. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1066 Pitch me! You’ve 3 seconds… 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1067 At least they can't complain about a lack of transparency 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1068 So, here’s how I see it. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1069 Who’s the jerk who placed the lunch order for sushi? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
1070 I’m on mute. I’m always on mute. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
1071 Guess which one of us lives in a shark proof world. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1072 Effective immediately, the snack drawer will be changing to cheddar bunnies. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
1073 Honestly, I’m the last one in this family who needs an intervention. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1074 I didn’t realize this is what you meant when you said we’d be having fish for dinner. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1075 I'm going to need everyone to tell me their names just fifty more times. 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
1076 Don't pretend you can't hear me! 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
1077 People, you've got to think outside the bowl. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
1078 Stan, Right? Can you be sure to take notes. I can't remember what we decided nine seconds ago. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
1079 I appreciate everyone not ordering sushi tonight. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1080 It’s more than just a glass ceiling, Carol. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
1081 Ability to operate in different environments is essential within this organization. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1082 And for my final resting place, I choose the guest bathroom. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1083 As you all know I’ve been going through some changes lately. 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
1084 Quit fishing for compliments. It won't work. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1085 Why all the long faces? 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1086 Let’s think Inside the bowl today. 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1087 Welcome to Fish Tank, all your ideas stink. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1088 My commute was hell. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1089 Not every eccentric leaves their money to their cats and dogs. I'm a Koi so let's work on our 20 year business plan. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
1090 I may be out of my depth here. 1.2803 0.04847 132 102 23 7
1091 In five years, I went from being a big fish in a small pond to CEO in an executive-suite fishbowl. 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1092 ‘I’m underwater, you’re underwater…This whole company is underwater!’ 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1093 I'm all wet? You're all wet! 1.2800 0.04628 125 94 27 4
1094 Let me assure you, Alice, this is a very small pond. 1.2800 0.04487 125 93 29 3
1095 Let's all think outside of the bowl. [caption by Ray Petersen] 1.2800 0.04765 125 95 25 5
1096 I'm sorry everyone. What did I just say? 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
1097 Just because I sit here all day blowing bubbles does not mean I can't fire you . 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
1098 Me? I like to be a big fish in a small pond 1.2797 0.04485 118 87 29 2
1099 I'm not the only one who's under water. 1.2794 0.04134 136 100 34 2
1100 Okay, so I'm no octopus. That doesn't mean I'm not smart. 1.2793 0.06026 111 91 9 11
1101 What's so bad about being a little wet behind the ears? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1102 Do you like my new glasses? 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
1103 I just don’t see why you guys can’t come to my place. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1104 And no more cats allowed. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1105 So, guess who won the office pool this week. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1106 Can you be more definitive, Ted? You keep talking in circles. 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1107 Before I start this business meeting, I have a question for Howard. Howard, is it true that you purchased a fishing license? 1.2791 0.05159 129 102 18 9
1108 I may be a big fish in a little pond, but you guys don’t even have a pond! 1.2791 0.04919 129 100 22 7
1109 Even if it's the same joke as 7 minutes ago, you still have to laugh. 1.2791 0.05041 129 101 20 8
1110 And I’ll see you when I’m back from my vacation at Sea World. 1.2791 0.04399 129 96 30 3
1111 Your problem is you can't see the forest, whatever that is, for the trees, whatever those are. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1112 I sense something humany about you all! 1.2788 0.04823 104 77 25 2
1113 Grab your snorkels. This company is about to become environmentally friendly. 1.2788 0.04625 104 76 27 1
1114 Don't forget, this is a fluid situation. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1115 I'm afraid we're all underwater now. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1116 I worked my way up from the waiting room. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1117 Could we all just think outside the bowl for one minute? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
1118 I move we support continuing the policy of working from home. 1.2787 0.04694 122 92 26 4
1119 We will now read the minutes of the last 5 minutes 1.2787 0.05367 122 97 16 9
1120 Guys, please stop staring at me. I feel like I’m in a fish bowl. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
1121 The sushi is awful here! 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
1122 Ladies and gentlemen, your quarterly reports are fascinating, but my insights on liquidity are truly unparalleled. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1123 HRs new diversity requirement. 1.2783 0.05024 115 88 22 5
1124 Is this an intervention? I know I drink a lot. 1.2783 0.05461 115 91 16 8
1125 Some of you may think we’ve regressed. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1126 I don't supposed that "edible" appears on any one else's list of desirable traits. 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1127 Whose idea was it to put surf & turf on all our restaurants’ menu? 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1128 I’m really looking forward to forgetting about this meeting. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1129 The fish-out-of-water thing makes me uncomfortable. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
1130 If I may, sinking companies are kind of my expertise field. 1.2778 0.04597 126 95 27 4
1131 And I told them, "There's plenty of fish in the sea, but what about one in a bowl." 1.2774 0.05255 137 111 14 12
1132 And that's how David Foster Wallace changed my life. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
1133 I think you're all suffering, from what we like to call, "living in a fish bowl". 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1134 Do I have to get IT to explain phishing again? 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1135 Hey! At least I'm better than that old crab who sat here last week! 1.2769 0.05124 130 103 18 9
1136 I opted to be a big fish in a bigger pond. 1.2768 0.04247 112 81 31 0
1137 Just agree with him- he won't remember 30 seconds from now anyway 1.2768 0.05702 112 90 13 9
1138 We'll break for lunch, but nobody orders baked salmon or a tuna sandwich like last week...okay? 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1139 As the new Speaker of the House, I vow full transparency. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1140 At least mine has water. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1141 And next to the new High Rise we put a sparkly castle and a big statue of Spongebob. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1142 Look folks, if can come into the office, so can you. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1143 People, we need to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1144 I may be all wet, but hear me out.. 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
1145 Sometimes the cubicle design makes me feel like I am in a fishbowl. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
1146 Actually I did NOT like that ‘Ted Lasso’ show 1.2764 0.05202 123 97 18 8
1147 Sorry, but no...you can't work remotely from Johnny's bedroom. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1148 Yes, the poll results are horrible, but I'm not worried. I'll forget all of this in 5 minutes. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
1149 I'm still adapting to remote work. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
1150 Explain to me again why I can’t be in charge of taking the minutes?? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
1151 Their house white is extraordinarily dry. 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
1152 You'd never know it, but I'm just spitballing here... 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1153 I have a surprisingly expansive world view. 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1154 Believe me, the key to success is liquidity! 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1155 I.T. tells me that I fell victim to a phishing scam. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1156 Why are you looking at me like we're about to go belly up? 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1157 You people make me sick! 1.2752 0.05027 109 83 22 4
1158 Clickbait! More clickbait…that’s what drives ratings!!! 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
1159 Team, here we have no glass ceilings. 1.2752 0.04855 109 82 24 3
1160 I've built this organization to accomplish my lifelong vision: daily feedings and water changes 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1161 Hey Team, we're underwater here. Get those sales figures up! 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1162 Do you people know you are breathing air! 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1163 All in favor of a castle, say 'Aye.' 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
1164 I’ll have the Surf and Turf but can you substitute the surf for fish flakes? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1165 What this firm needs is more liquidity. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1166 In this job, it helps to have a short memory. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1167 Now that we've hooked them, let's reel them in. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1168 If I’ve said it once, or a thousand times, this is a sink or swim business! 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1169 You're probably wondering why both of my eyes are on the same side of my head today. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1170 I feel like we’re swimming in circles. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1171 I'll have a Perrier. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1172 So for the last wish I said, “I wish I could breath under water.” 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1173 Glub glub glub. Layoffs. Glub. 1.2742 0.04485 124 93 28 3
1174 My ideas are gold. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1175 And that's when I said, 'there are guppies and sharks in this world and you, sir, can call me Jaws! 1.2742 0.05036 124 97 20 7
1176 Trust me, being under water isn't as bad as it sounds. 1.2742 0.04768 124 95 24 5
1177 I’m not great with names. 1.2742 0.04904 124 96 22 6
1178 When the board offered me CEO, I took it—hook, line and sinker. 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1179 How come you all stopped writing? I come up with a new idea every three seconds. 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1180 A seafood restaurant? On my birthday? Really? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1181 Can everyone hear me? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1182 I challenge you all to think outside the bowl. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
1183 Today, our guest speaker will explain why we'll soon be underwater. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
1184 Sorry, I've been totally underwater. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
1185 We need some dirt on the pescatarians. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1186 Diversity counts. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1187 Put it in an off-shore account. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1188 Magic spell. Isn't that how you got through Harvard? 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1189 Today’s special—“Royal Piranha under glass!!” 1.2727 0.05378 121 97 15 9
1190 Of course, we all know there is no "I" in "Team," but there IS a "I" in "Fish." 1.2727 0.05116 121 95 19 7
1191 Your ideas are quite laudable, but I know where we all came from. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1192 Our stocks are not in the best shape, but I promise you we're not going to drown. 1.2727 0.05140 99 75 21 3
1193 Classic big fish in a little bowl syndrome 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1194 I’m fine with just waiting until the oceans rise. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1195 I’m sorry for shouting, Dave. I thought you said fishing email. 1.2727 0.04839 121 93 23 5
1196 Because I am Chairman of the Bowl, that's why! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1197 I guess you finally caught me. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1198 Great news -- our finances are now under water! 1.2719 0.04367 114 84 29 1
1199 I think it's time for everyone to return to the office. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1200 Unless you’ve been swallowed at a frat house or flushed down a toilet nobody cares what you think, people! 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1201 No, I’m not exaggerating on my resume! I literally did lead a team 50,000 navigating through troubled waters. 1.2718 0.05552 103 81 16 6
1202 I'm glad to see you're all thinking outside the bowl 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1203 It's a reality show about small investors. I call it "Guppy Tank." 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1204 One of you has been overfeeeding me and I wanna know who! 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1205 Listen, you guys are the ones who said you wanted a fresh perspective.” 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1206 I'm not taking the bait. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
1207 I didn't get to be where I am by thinking inside the bowl. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1208 It’s been a struggle climbing the corporate ladder… 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
1209 I used to be a small fish in a big pond. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
1210 You have three seconds to make your case before I even forget who you are. 1.2710 0.05566 107 85 15 7
1211 Sushi is not on the menu 1.2710 0.05405 107 84 17 6
1212 I am THE fish in this sea. 1.2708 0.04089 144 108 33 3
1213 The business is under water and you're blaming ME??? 1.2705 0.05339 122 98 15 9
1214 You think you're under a great deal of scrutiny. How do you think I've felt my entire life in this bowl. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
1215 ...and then I said, 'what's water?' 1.2705 0.05464 122 99 13 10
1216 Before we get started, can I get anyone some water? 1.2705 0.05079 122 96 19 7
1217 You may have noticed, I have no filter. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1218 We drown them with social media, and then they'll be hooked. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1219 If you want to get rid of me you’ll need a lot more than these baseless allegations. A little green net, for instance. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1220 Sharon, read me back the notes from five seconds ago 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1221 I need those reports on my bowl by 5. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1222 this seems like a fishy business 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1223 Agenda Item 1: I'd like to emphasize that our "bring your pet to work" day does not include cats. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1224 I'm telling you, folks, this apartment is 33,000 square feet! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1225 I'm counting on all of you to think outside the bowl 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1226 People we actually want to *avoid* a flush economy! 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1227 I'll say it again -- transparency is the key to success. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1228 What? I decided to work from home today! 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1229 Alright, you’ve got 15 seconds.” 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1230 We need more on this -- who can do a deep dive? 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1231 Just keep swimming. That’s my Ted Talk. 1.2698 0.05214 126 101 16 9
1232 I was chosen as the big fish in your small pond. Deal with it. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1233 I need you guys to think outside the bowl. 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1234 What I really need from all of you is to tell me what I said seven seconds ago. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1235 Due to budget cuts, I am now officing out of the water cooler. 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
1236 I know you asked for a corporate shark, but I've still got what it takes. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1237 I, for one, believe that we should live and breathe liquid assets 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1238 My word is as good as gold. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1239 Sell the cats now! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1240 Bob will now read the seconds of our last meeting. 1.2692 0.05834 104 84 12 8
1241 You have no idea what it's like living your life in a fish bowl. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1242 We're gonna need to work our tails off. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1243 Anyone remember why we called this meeting? 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1244 Incidentally, does anyone know what happened to my bicycle. I need it tonight to return to my pond. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1245 And finally, don’t overcommit. If I find out that you’re flakey, I will eat you for breakfast. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1246 OK! 'Shark Tank' here we come! 1.2689 0.04417 119 89 28 2
1247 It’s difficult when everyone sees me as the token goldfish. 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1248 Next big thing. Underwater apartments. 1.2689 0.05021 119 93 20 6
1249 What, you've never seen a fish wearing glasses before? 1.2689 0.04877 119 92 22 5
1250 Let's float some debentures 1.2689 0.04253 119 88 30 1
1251 The cat tried to pull off a hostile takeover, but I showed him who's boss. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1252 There are plenty of fish in the sea, but how many are standing in front of you right now? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1253 Hear that flush? Oscar will not be joining us today. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1254 I know that you all think that I'm in over my head, but hear me out on this one... 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1255 I'm the only thing keeping place afloat. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1256 Sounds good! Let's throw it in the water and see if it floats! 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1257 Very funny. Who ordered sushi? 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1258 I don't see why staff can't both come to the office and work from home. 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
1259 Who Ordered the Fish? 1.2683 0.04482 123 93 27 3
1260 C'mon folks, let's think outside the bowl on this one... 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1261 Stop living in a bubble. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1262 I like to call it working at home at work. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1263 Don't be so smug! Your ancestors lived in water too. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1264 Now, which of you put the ‘’Gone Fishing’ sign on my office door? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1265 I called this m—wait, why did I call this meeting? 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1266 That sounds fishy. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1267 Are you guys taking notes? You're going to need to know how to do this when the city goes under water. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1268 I said I wanted to have a fiscal discussion, not fish bowl 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1269 There’s something fishy going on around here. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1270 I want you to think out of the bowl on this one. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1271 You don't eat shushi? Really? 1.2673 0.05245 101 78 19 4
1272 As CEO. it’s my job to make the difficult decisions, and it’s my nature to quickly forget the details. You’re here to take responsibility for my actions. 1.2673 0.05610 101 80 15 6
1273 Glenda, you make some good points. But they still don't overcome my concerns about future liquidity." 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1274 Is the steak here any good ? 1.2672 0.04445 131 100 27 4
1275 Behind this disguise, I’m a shark. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1276 Liquify EVERYTHING! 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1277 First, we need to investigate all the phishing going on. 1.2667 0.04929 105 80 22 3
1278 I've vowed to never be criticized as a fish out of water." 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1279 I don't want to pull rank,but we're done ordering sandwiches for lunch. From now on, protein flakes! 1.2667 0.04386 120 90 28 2
1280 No Walt, I actually do remember what you said 10 minutes ago. That's a very hurtful stereotype. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1281 First, we need to dispel this rumor that something fishy is going on here. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1282 Smoke free since forever, and swim everyday, the old school habits got me here. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1283 First order of business, reinstall water coolers. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1284 Diversity was the goal, and I think we've finally achieved it, but adding the plant would be a step too far. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
1285 Shark Tank? Really? Who's the big fish here anyway? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1286 No, I am not a diversity hire! 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1287 A fish restaurant, really? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1288 My poll numbers are great! Don't even think about flushing me down the toilet! 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1289 Sales numbers are underwater—and I love that! 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1290 No more Mr. Catch and Release guy. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1291 Let me remind you where you all came from. 1.2655 0.05186 113 89 18 6
1292 I've called this meeting to announce that the glass ceiling has been replaced with the glass fishbowl. I hope you can breathe under water. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1293 Now you know how I feel 1.2655 0.05336 113 90 16 7
1294 I got to this position on my own merits ... but having "Gold" in my name didn't hurt. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1295 Read my Lips! 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1296 The good news is, fish stocks are rebounding 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1297 Who wants to pick up my dry cleaning? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1298 To be frank, we've discovered a leak in the department. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1299 That's SEA- E-O. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1300 Forget that I own this company,and tell my why everyone thinks my ideas are fishy? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1301 So we take advantage of the next flood and exploit new territory. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1302 For the last time, you're not booking me on Shark Tank 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1303 This company is tanking! 1.2650 0.04605 117 89 25 3
1304 It's good to see everyone back at the office. 1.2650 0.04915 117 91 21 5
1305 What did you expect....'Shark Tank' ?? 1.2650 0.05346 117 94 15 8
1306 What do you mean, we started this meeting twenty seconds ago?! 1.2650 0.05063 117 92 19 6
1307 I'm afraid we had to scale down this year's diversity training. Please welcome our guest speaker, Goldie. 1.2650 0.04763 117 90 23 4
1308 Our profits are floating on top of my world. Great Job! Thanks to you all. 1.2647 0.05009 102 78 21 3
1309 If you do not like my proposal, there are many other fish in the sea. Not as many who can speak, though. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1310 'They needed a seamless replacement for running this fraudulent organization - and I'm orange, with a three second memory, and everything I own is underwater.' 1.2647 0.05732 102 82 13 7
1311 I wish I could tell you that I got to where I am on my own two feet 1.2647 0.05383 102 80 17 5
1312 Since I became CEO, there have been rumors that there is something fishy going on around here. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
1313 Next person to say 'circle back' gets fired. 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1314 He’s saying that with social media we all live in a fishbowl . 1.2645 0.05084 121 96 18 7
1315 Don't believe anyone who tells you we're underwater. 1.2645 0.04947 121 95 20 6
1316 I'm not the 'fish out of water' in this meeting.... 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1317 Would Catch of the Day be an insensitive choice? 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1318 I hate to burst your bubble but I do not think this wedding will work out 1.2640 0.05345 125 102 13 10
1319 Speak up. It sounds like you are underwater. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
1320 It says here he's been successful negotiating with barracudas and sharks, a skill-set that should transfer nicely here. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1321 Guys I can't read this shit 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
1322 Is there anything on your lists about feeding me? 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1323 It looks like we need to do more testing on our new vitamins. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1324 Pirañas beat out Sharks in every boardroom there be. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1325 Stop with this "fish out of water" nonsense! 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
1326 If you want to be sharks, you have to think like sharks! 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1327 Really, the whole "fish out of water" thing is so played out. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1328 This boss is really fishy! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1329 They're really pushing the fish special tonight. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1330 There’s something fishy about this orange fellow. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1331 Sir, the employees feel your return to office policy is unfair, considering you're still allowed to work from home. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1332 I tell you the truth, one of you will flush me. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
1333 And that is why I have the corner tank. Next item? 1.2627 0.04728 118 91 23 4
1334 Of course we'll need inflation to stay afloat 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
1335 My first decision as president is to remove sushi from the canteen menu. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
1336 I swam in for this? 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1337 You clowns remind me of my younger days as a carnival prize. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1338 Sorry, what was that you said 6 seconds ago? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1339 And to those of you speculating on whether I've actually died and been replaced by the Board of Directors; well, you'll never really know, will you? 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1340 So, I'm proposing a new upstream marketing strategy! 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1341 Can someone look at the meeting minutes and remind me what I said 30 seconds ago? 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1342 I don’t care what this meeting is about! It should not be called when mother is out! 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
1343 Sheila in Casting's put me in charge of the Little Mermaid franchise. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1344 It pains me to report there's been a fishing attempt. 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1345 I refuse to order anything, or anyone, I might be related to. 1.2623 0.04911 122 96 20 6
1346 Let’s quickly go over what we discussed two seconds ago. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
1347 And what makes you think a streaming service would work? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1348 Team, I've got great news: We're under water! 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1349 In a sink-or-swim business, you have to have a short memory. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1350 Of course, we are talking out of school. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1351 Have you tried "Fisher" investments? 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1352 Keep it simple — let’s not boil the ocean here. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1353 I'll forget this in 30 seconds so we have to act fast. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
1354 As shown in the prospectus we are going to concentrate on liquid assets. 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
1355 Personally, I prefer chicken. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
1356 I can't believe that we only have sushi menus. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1357 Okay, let’s go around the table and have everybody introduce themselves. . . . Okay, let’s go around the table and have everybody introduce themselves. . . . 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1358 I forget…who are you? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
1359 Next week I will be out of the office backpacking with Johnson here because I like to keep my employees in mortal fear. Also, I have never been to the mountains. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
1360 So, who’s the big fish now?! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
1361 Well, I think the company 'taking on water' is a good thing. 1.2613 0.05232 111 88 17 6
1362 It says here that his turn-ons are fish flakes, tepid water and swimming in circles. His turn-offs are government shut-downs and costume jewelry. 1.2613 0.05386 111 89 15 7
1363 We're switching to nude business casual, so lose the suits and dresses. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1364 Let's stick it on a hook and see who bites. 1.2613 0.04380 111 83 27 1
1365 Google it. 1.2613 0.05682 111 91 11 9
1366 This campaign is a loser Smithers, we need a hook, a bigger hook I tell ya” 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1367 To think outside the box?!... That’s already what I always do. 1.2613 0.04739 111 85 23 3
1368 I always need to work from home. 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1369 Now that the merger is complete, it is my pleasure to announce that early next month, corporate headquarters will shift to my home in deepest San Francisco Bay... 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
1370 Yes we love the new beach house, you all should visit us soon. The wife and I practically live in the water. 1.2613 0.04563 111 84 25 2
1371 Yes, we're underwater now, but it's only temporary. 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1372 Great, now the New Yorker is just drawing episodes of American Dad and asking you to fire up a meme generator. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1373 Explain this concept of ‘drowning’ in debt. 1.2609 0.05253 115 92 16 7
1374 If you said it more than five seconds ago, I already forgot. It's still two seconds longer than Musk could remember anything. 1.2609 0.05396 115 93 14 8
1375 Nice idea, but it's gotta have a hook 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
1376 ”A guy swims into a bar and… 1.2609 0.04797 115 89 22 4
1377 I don’t come to your house and tell you it’s dirty. 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1378 Full transparency and water tight logic is the way to go here. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1379 As all bubbles, it will burst. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1380 Just remember, I am the big fish here 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1381 Goldfish Sachs 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
1382 What the hell is water? 1.2605 0.05399 119 97 13 9
1383 From hereonout, no more corner offices! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
1384 Now, what's this I hear about on-shoring? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
1385 Yes, Sharron, I also prefer to work from home 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
1386 On LinkedIn, nobody knows you're a goldfish. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1387 I'd rather order out. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1388 I was still in "school" when they put me in the "think tank" 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1389 Well, it's Friday, isn't it? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1390 I know I wasn’t your first choice, but they ran out of the beef, chicken and vegan. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1391 Shall we go out to eat or have our lunch sprinkled in here? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1392 I know the quarterly report looks a little fishy… yes, I embrace my puns!! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1393 Let’s go around the table and introduce ourselves. . . . Let’s go around the table and introduce ourselves. . . . 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1394 Is it just me, or all we all going in circles? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1395 Next time, we meet at my place. 1.2600 0.05245 100 78 18 4
1396 I’m hoping we can make a sea change to our business strategy. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1397 Where was I? Can you read back the minutes from 3 seconds ago? 1.2600 0.05617 100 80 14 6
1398 I believe that offer might tip the scales. 1.2600 0.04845 100 76 22 2
1399 In the interests of time, I went ahead and ordered the freeze-dried mealworms for our starter. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1400 Cash flow, liquid assets, think about them. 1.2600 0.04632 100 75 24 1
1401 I fired Tony; he just sucked the oxygen out of the room. 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1402 They like to float their ideas by me first. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1403 Our drug warnings turned out to be true 1.2596 0.05633 104 84 13 7
1404 Great ideas, everyone - but are they scalable? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1405 Of course, I'll never get a corner office. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1406 All I do is circle back! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1407 Am I the only one drinking? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1408 We’ve done a wonderful job of creating diversity here! However, I want fish removed from the cafeteria menu! 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
1409 That's the offishal word! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1410 I just need to use the bathroom before we continue. Ok,where were we. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1411 Sushi is not an option. Pick something else for lunch. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
1412 I feel like we're just going around in circles. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1413 Which of you wiseacres put the fishbowl background on these VR goggles? 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
1414 Sushi for lunch? Seriously? 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1415 That seven seconds went fast! What were we talking about? 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
1416 Thanks for coming back to the office guys. I was starving. 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
1417 I made a wish, and I got it! Unfortunately it rhymed with fish. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
1418 It was a thing two years ago, but it is over! If I hear that “Baby Shark” one more time I promise you I’ll jump this table, end it all forever. 1.2589 0.04702 112 86 23 3
1419 What did you expect when you put me in charge? Of course we're now under water. 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1420 Do you think they have a non-species specific bathroom here? 1.2589 0.04528 112 85 25 2
1421 well call me Ishmael 1.2589 0.05343 112 90 15 7
1422 Enough with the fish puns, already! 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
1423 So, you thought I was a metaphor? 1.2589 0.05033 112 88 19 5
1424 Am I the only one that doesn’t want to appear on Shark Tank? 1.2589 0.05190 112 89 17 6
1425 Someone here is responsible for the leaks. 1.2586 0.05212 116 93 16 7
1426 Next, we get rid of the house cat. 1.2586 0.05354 116 94 14 8
1427 You all better believe I didn’t shy away from overcoming glass ceilings OR glass walls to become CEO of this little pond.” 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1428 As Chief Fish Officer, I regret to inform you that our financials are under water 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1429 In my experience, it is not only the cream that rises to the top. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1430 Uh... Sometimes, baldness skips a generation. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1431 Water is the new oil 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1432 We’ve got plenty of underseas investment opportunities this quarter. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1433 Forget Shark Tank. 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1434 Who's taking notes??? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1435 I'll circle back to you on that. As usual. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1436 I'll have to consult some collogues across the pond. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1437 I won't tolerate a toxic environment. One of you needs to change my water. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1438 I resent all these allegations of fishy business practices. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1439 I own 51% of this damn pond. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1440 Stop telling me to think outside the bowl. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1441 My motto here at Goldman Trust is 'Sink or Swim' 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1442 As I was bubbling..... 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1443 It's time to take a deep dive into the future of our company. 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1444 That's it on the acquisition front. Now turn around so I can poop. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1445 No, I do not want to be onboarded. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1446 Who’re you calling a glass bowl?! 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1447 Sorry I was late. I just couldn’t get out of the castle this morning. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
1448 Well, apparently I underdressed. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1449 Hmm I’ve seem to forgotten why I called you all in here… 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1450 Meet our newest hire, Sleeps-With-Fishes! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1451 We can’t all be sharks Helen ! 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1452 Before we get into the business of the last quarter could somebody please feed me! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1453 Can you say that again in less than three seconds? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1454 "Well frankly, I can think of at least two reasons why microwaving fish in the breakroom is inappropriate. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1455 If you give a fish too much food, he'll die. But if you teach him to manage a company, he'll be CEO for a lifetime. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1456 I didn't get to be the Big Fish by taking bait like that. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1457 That's why they pay me the big sprinkles. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1458 There’s something fishy going on here! 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1459 Sure, all of my arguments are circular but that’s how I operate. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1460 You know, telling me there's cookies in the breakroom is just mean. 1.2569 0.05279 109 87 16 6
1461 Think of it as “A Fish Called Wanda” meets “Titanic”. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
1462 Let's not make this a fishing expedition 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
1463 It's called "Fishbowl Economics": Just keep the water clean. 1.2569 0.04591 109 83 24 2
1464 I'm not underwater, you're underwater. 1.2566 0.04833 113 88 21 4
1465 Something fishy is going on here! 1.2566 0.04494 113 86 25 2
1466 We're still under water for the fourth quarter. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1467 Oh stop with the family stories! I’m the 13 goldfish slipped in after the other 12 died and the kids didn’t notice… 1.2566 0.05301 113 91 15 7
1468 I’m doing a Goggle search. 1.2566 0.04993 113 89 19 5
1469 I'm into transparency. 1.2564 0.04232 117 88 28 1
1470 Let's think outside the fish bowl. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
1471 I don't recommend the special of the day. He was a friend of mine. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
1472 I don’t recommend the sushi. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1473 I'm living proof, ladies, that the glass ceiling can be shattered... 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1474 Yes, I'm Speaker of the Bowl 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1475 I need you all to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1476 I think I'd make a great candidate for Speaker of the House, considering what I swim around in all day 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1477 I'd like to open the meeting by sharing a first hand account of what it means to be living in a fishbowl. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1478 I'm a shark. period. And if anyone contradicts me I will come after you. 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1479 Sorry everyone. I don't know how to turn the filter off on this thing. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1480 I’m filling in for Stella today. Hope that’s ok with everyone. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1481 I've gone from a big fish in a small pond to a little fish in a big chair in a big office in a big town with big dreams. 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
1482 Your Advisor said, "Buy the talking fish." Now what? 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1483 Company policy is clear. We do NOT tap the glass. Bill knew better and that's why he's gone. 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
1484 If you order fish, I'll jump. 1.2551 0.05676 98 79 13 6
1485 If sales don’t pick up this quarter we’re all going down the toilet! 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1486 glub glub, and glub 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1487 Next item on the agenda - fish-free Fridays 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1488 Since we’ve passed the 3 second mark, you’ll need to reintroduce yourselves. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1489 And so my friends, you too could be condemned to drinking just water the rest of your lives. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1490 And finally, can any tell me what I was talking about? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1491 Attention span now being the top criterion for executive appointment, I’m your new CEO. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1492 All assets will immediately be made liquid. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
1493 This is the latest trend in prepping for climate change. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1494 Legal says I can’t mention details but we’re scaling. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1495 Yes, I remember Jacques Cousteau well. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1496 This diversity thing may have gotten a bit out of hand. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1497 Is it scalable? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1498 HR and legal advised that he needs an equal seat at the table under our diversity, equity and inclusion policy. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1499 Why am I the only board member criticized for the firm being under water 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1500 Offer 'em 3% and see if they take the bait. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1501 Look, I'm NOT having a starter so none of that 'splitting the bill six ways' shit! 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1502 This is taking farm to table a little far. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1503 My name is Squiggy and I'm an alcoholic. I drink like a fish. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1504 It's simple. Just change the menu's in our restaurant chain to Haddock. There's a lot more of them than us tuna. 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1505 You didn't hear me complain when I was drowning in work! 1.2545 0.05236 110 88 16 6
1506 You mean CFO isn't the Chief Fish Officer? 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1507 My 3 second memory is certainly helping me deal with these new financials 1.2545 0.04555 110 84 24 2
1508 We all work in a fishbowl. Get over it. 1.2545 0.04907 110 86 20 4
1509 Thanks, but I'm not really in the mood for sushi 1.2545 0.05074 110 87 18 5
1510 For starters I’ve asked you countless times, not to bang on the glass… 1.2545 0.05393 110 89 14 7
1511 You’re on mute, Stan. 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1512 Why are all my ideas tanking?! 1.2545 0.04734 110 85 22 3
1513 Now I’ve forgotten why I called this meeting. Again. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1514 I was told our office real estate was underwater. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1515 You’ll get more walk-in traffic if women’s bikinis are half off. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1516 We need to do something about those pesky phishing emails. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1517 You must be wondering why I've called you together...frankly, I've forgotten. 1.2544 0.05259 114 92 15 7
1518 Let's just see what bubbles up. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1519 First off, if you do not know how to swim, I suggest that you learn, and quickly. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1520 I just don't understand all the fuss about rising sea levels. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1521 From my perspective, this company is only as good as its liquid assets. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1522 And now starting the Ichthyosis Support Group. 1.2541 0.05148 122 99 15 8
1523 Why yes. The company is under water. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1524 After the acquisition, I'll show them who's the little fish! 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1525 I hear the fish is delicious but I personally prefer the steak 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
1526 You're fired! Now before you leave, can somebody feed me? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1527 I've gathered us all here for a good reason. And before we begin, I need you all to help me find out what that good reason was. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1528 I’m their foremost egg donor. What do you do? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1529 In my experience, sometimes ya gotta swim with sharks to catch the Big Fish. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1530 Really? “Skin in the game”? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1531 As the new SeaEO, I’d like to dive right in. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1532 The first order of business: fish and chips comes off the menu! 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1533 You act like going under is a bad thing. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1534 I've called you all here today...to change my water. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1535 It was one of those Ahi moments. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1536 No, really, you've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1537 Now that the glass ceiling as been broken, its time for the rest of you to sink or swim 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1538 If you teach a man to fish, don't let him work here! 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1539 I guess this is work from home at work for me…am I right? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1540 My other bowl is 33,000 gallons 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1541 Okay, Jenkins, I'll bite. Figuratively speaking, of course. 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1542 Something "humany" is going on here. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
1543 Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing, I’m a fish IN water 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
1544 Item three. I propose that we change the job title from "Chairman" to "Bowlman." 1.2523 0.05327 107 86 15 6
1545 So I'm thinking we go for the fish out of water approach 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1546 Can you define the term "starter pet"? 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
1547 So, what you are saying is, all you hear is blah-blah-blah? 1.2523 0.04618 107 82 23 2
1548 If memory serves... 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1549 Trust me, the client will accept it, hook, line & sinker. Now, you all need to prove that you can survive the fishbowl, because I’ve already taken us upstream. 1.2523 0.05159 107 85 17 5
1550 Refresh my recollection. 1.2523 0.04519 111 85 24 2
1551 With the glaciers melting, it's never been a better time to invest in ocean front property. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1552 Now where were we? 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1553 . . .just don't ask about the glasses, ok? 1.2523 0.05034 111 88 18 5
1554 Figure it out...I don't want another fishing expedition... 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
1555 I’m working from home today 1.2523 0.04334 111 84 26 1
1556 ... and that's why I say we move this meeting down to the pool! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1557 Does anyone have an app for translating bubbles? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1558 Red. Definitely order a bottle of red. 1.2522 0.05362 115 94 13 8
1559 This motherfucker. 1.2521 0.05366 119 98 12 9
1560 This is what diversity looks like. Are you in or out? 1.2521 0.05232 119 97 14 8
1561 If he keeps having his way, we will soon be underwater 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1562 Okay, team--are we sharks or are we minnows? 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1563 It’s a simple question: “Plain, or Sparkling?” 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1564 My first order of business: Disable automatic flushing in the executive bathroom. 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1565 My name is Wanda 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1566 I hate feeling like the board is watching me all the time. 1.2500 0.04443 96 72 24 0
1567 I don’t appreciate your dry humor, Carl. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1568 I can tell you from experience that this group sucks all the air out of the room. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1569 I’ve heard of farm to table, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1570 No, scaling back is not an option. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1571 I don't remember doing it yet. So...before we get started...let's go around the bowl clockwise. He/Him. Sarah? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
1572 I feel like you guys don’t understand the meaning of a think-tank… 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1573 Wait…float that by me once again. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
1574 Slowly, Bruce came to realize that diversity hiring had gone too far. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
1575 And you should know, the plant agrees with me. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1576 “Well, I do like the water , but I have nightmares of toilets flushing.” 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1577 Who cares what happened last quarter? A short-term memory of three months is my greatest CEO superpower. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1578 I want one of you to find out who this Luca Brasi character is, and quash these rumors. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
1579 And this is what we need to do to keep above water Dean Dowdy, Athens, Greece 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1580 Mr. Limpet joins the Algonquin Round Table - Dorothy Parker is not amused. 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
1581 So what if our sales are on the tank? I'm more of a "glass is half full" kinda guy! 1.2500 0.05152 112 90 16 6
1582 What was I saying? 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1583 Trust me, I'll give you a better deal from "The Fish Bowl" than you'll ever get from "The Shark Tank"! 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1584 Don’t even think about ordering fish. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1585 That's a great idea. Now, we need a great idea. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1586 I'm saying we put it all in kelp. 1.2500 0.04684 104 80 22 2
1587 It’s great being back in the office, I was so tired of working from the ocean. 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
1588 Are the 5 of you actually getting paid to attend a meeting moderated by a goldfish?” Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
1589 Ok, our next off-site is going to be off-shore 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
1590 OK, who took my treasure chest and scuba diver? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
1591 We need to scale back production to keep our net value high. We don't want our sales to flounder. 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
1592 To solve this you’ll just have think outside the fish bowl 1.2500 0.04911 96 74 20 2
1593 Who made a wish? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
1594 Let's face it-our sales are tanking 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
1595 I don't identify as a Fish. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1596 From my perspective, you are the ones in a 'fishbowl.' 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1597 It’s sink or swim time! 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1598 Now that Ipad can translate bubble talk let's get down to business. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1599 No more glass-half-empty talk. 1.2500 0.05116 108 86 17 5
1600 Remember...if I'm not moving I might just be sleeping. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
1601 When I said I wanted diversity, I meant guppies, beta fish and maybe a bottom feeder. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1602 We should try to think out of the box here" 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1603 I call it the 'big fish in a small pond' approach to project goals 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1604 I fail to see what is wrong with being under water. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
1605 That's the best idea I've heard in as long as I can remember! 1.2482 0.04723 137 111 18 8
1606 I called dibs on the big chair first. Get over it. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1607 I'm the floater. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1608 It is still unclear to me how you facilitated these fishbowl discussions without me. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1609 And Robert, I will not be intimidated by your repetitive flushes in the executive rest room 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1610 I’m getting cold feet about scaling so rapidly. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1611 What makes you think I'm hiding something? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1612 why the surprise? This company sells water, right? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1613 These CEO's just keep getting younger. Apparently, this guy is straight out of a school on the east coast. 1.2478 0.05263 113 92 14 7
1614 Think global. 1.2478 0.04792 113 89 20 4
1615 What do you mean you decided to order the sushi? 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1616 Let's talk expansion! I want this company to swim in a bigger pond! 1.2478 0.04954 113 90 18 5
1617 As the climate changes, you're going to have to learn to adapt. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1618 Remind me where we're at with reminding me where we're at. 1.2477 0.05399 109 89 13 7
1619 Chris, take notes...I won't remember any of this in seven seconds. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
1620 I know bubbles and we’re definitely in a bubble. 1.2477 0.04544 109 84 23 2
1621 Don’t you think this is going a bit too far on our diversity initiative? 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1622 Think again because going belly up is not an option I can live with. 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1623 This argument doesn't hold water, Karen. 1.2477 0.05074 109 87 17 5
1624 I'm sorry, Susan, what were you saying? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1625 You are all just Wet Behind Your Ears! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1626 Things look a little different when you're on this side of the bowl. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1627 I suppose you're all wondering why I've gathered you all together... 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1628 It's no secret, that starting out here, I felt like a real fish out of water. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
1629 I'm counting on a boom in Coastal Real Estate..... 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1630 I want you SCUBA trained for next week's meeting. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
1631 It’s the new DEI policy. The Supreme Court says it’s okay to give preference based on species. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1632 Alright, I give, you can work from home. Now reverse the spell, Lorraine! 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1633 Let's not worry so much about rising oceans. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
1634 I have another meeting. Just give me the watered-down version. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1635 Let’s make this quick, I have lunch reservations at an Oyster bar at 12. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1636 Today's order of business is my feeding schedule. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1637 You might be wondering why I called you all here. So am I. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
1638 ‘Sammie, we covered this 11 seconds ago.’ 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
1639 Fred, I think I know about living in a fishbowl, thank you though. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1640 Listen carefully because in three seconds I'll forget what I said. 1.2474 0.05682 97 79 12 6
1641 And, I am here for you in case the stock goes under water. 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1642 I'm telling you, this company is underwater! 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1643 You are all probably wondering why I called this meeting? 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1644 Who has an idea I can throw cold water on? 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1645 I believe I can bring a unique perspective to your board. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1646 I've gone 'round and 'round on this and I end up in the same place. We need to think outside the bowl. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1647 Yes! Focus on water quality, but on a global basis. 1.2474 0.05083 97 76 18 3
1648 you need to think outside the box 1.2474 0.04867 97 75 20 2
1649 My credentials? I was the biggest one in the goldfish pond! 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1650 Listen, I didn't put me in charge, but like it or not, for the next 30 seconds, I'm the boss. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
1651 My predecessor boasted about pooping in a golden toilet. We figured replacing him with goldfish who poops in a bowl wouldn't make any less sense. 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
1652 I recommend the genetically engineered salmon. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1653 I’ll have two worms. With a side salad. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1654 Now if you don't mind reading out the minutes from a few seconds ago and we can get started. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1655 The bigwigs called me in because your assets are underwater. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1656 You're all part of my think tank 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1657 Now, I admit, as your CFO, I should have realized that "under water" is not necessarily a desirable outcome. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1658 Let's just get it out there and see who tales the bait. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1659 Your fish is my command . 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
1660 Every idea that comes out of his mouth sounds fishy to me. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
1661 Is anyone else feeling a little underwater? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
1662 This meeting could've been a seamail. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1663 Sounds good but what’s the catch? 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1664 Let's skip the cliche about big fish and small pond. It is what it is. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
1665 The name change to Goldfish Sachs is effective immediately. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
1666 Every few seconds I get the feeling I've forgotten something.... 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
1667 Numbers don't lie. We're still underwater. 1.2453 0.05159 106 85 16 5
1668 Who the hell are you? 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1669 Sure, your ancestors survived a variety of fears, mine were traumatized every Friday. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1670 And then the waiter had the nerve to say "Pardon me sir, but the couple across the dining room would like to know how fresh you are." 1.2451 0.05649 102 84 11 7
1671 I’ll have human almandine 1.2451 0.05294 102 82 15 5
1672 Alright let's get started. Alright let's get started. Alright let's get started. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1673 Don't buy. It's just a bubble. 1.2451 0.04914 102 80 19 3
1674 If anyone suggests Sushi for lunch again you're all fired. 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1675 So this is what 'all inclusive' means? 1.2451 0.04712 102 79 21 2
1676 Next time someone reheats fish in the microwave they are fired. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
1677 A reminder that layoffs start today, so avoid the toilets on 10. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1678 What do mean "think outside the box"? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
1679 Book me a 2 week vacation. Open waters. No claustrophobia. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1680 Yes, fish food! Do I see you in the big chair? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1681 Now that you've shown a commitment to diversity, what's the plan for avoiding bankruptcy? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1682 People! Let's think outside the bowl a little bit. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
1683 I got out of my fish tank for this? This meeting could have been an e-mail. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1684 I'll have the chips. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
1685 Calm down. I knew a financial crisis was inevitable, so I've been saving a treasure chest. 1.2447 0.05387 94 75 15 4
1686 The boss always sends his pet to give us orders. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1687 I’m no bottom-feeder, it’s what’s best for the shareholders. 1.2447 0.04707 94 72 21 1
1688 Well, now you know the “F” does not stand for “Financial” 1.2447 0.05596 94 76 13 5
1689 Well, I learned a lot from Jerry Maguire. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1690 Bad news, we're officially underwater 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1691 Let's circle back to that point in a second. 1.2447 0.04944 94 73 19 2
1692 Believe me, I know about bubbles bursting. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1693 It's a 30,000 sq ' pond I tell ya, the Mona Lisa of ponds 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
1694 Ha, I knew we were selling cod liver oil the whole time. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
1695 I hear the salmon is to die for…. But our guest seems quite upset 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1696 Yes, you can say I live in a glass bubble, but I know a thing or two. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1697 The way I see it, scaling back is a bad idea. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
1698 The next person to say "go fish" is fired. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1699 Is it because you always see me that you give me no respect? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1700 Keep our heads above water," Bob? Was that supposed to be a joke, Bob 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1701 Ideas? Of course I have ideas. Do you think when I swim around this thing day after day I’m not listening to that all the stupid things you say? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1702 I think you included me just for the halibut. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1703 Ok people, are you ready to put the gold back in goldfish. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
1704 I’m telling you that I know! I’ve been around the bowl 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1705 Anyone care to take a dip before the meeting commences? 1.2437 0.04460 119 93 23 3
1706 I’m thrilled we have the Hogwarts account, but there are downsides, sure. 1.2435 0.05031 115 93 16 6
1707 I think the Board of Directors exemplifies the high water mark for diversity. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1708 We’re taking this company underwater. Are you with me? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1709 OK. We're agreed no fish cakes for our corporate retreat. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1710 Well, our new Board President appears to be more qualified and knowledgeable than his predecessors who were simply "fishes out of water." 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1711 That phrase, “the mortgages are underwater,” it’s confusing. I mean, there is nothing wrong with being underwater. If it said out of water, that would make more sense. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1712 Small-pond thinking doesn't cut it around here. 1.2430 0.05285 107 87 14 6
1713 To be clear...it doesn't impress me when you say you' want to "float " me an idea. 1.2430 0.05116 107 86 16 5
1714 I'd love to begin the meeting, but I forget why I called it. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1715 Now this is what I call diversity. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1716 Now you guys have to learn it's sink or swim in this business! 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1717 Hey, it's good to be underwater! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1718 It's as if you don't hear a word I'm saying, as if nothing but bubbles were coming out of my mouth! 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1719 Next item: Our succession plan. . I hope one of you likes dried bonito flakes. 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1720 So this concludes our DEI meeting for the week. If someone could please carry me back to the reception desk...? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1721 I'm OK with the deal as long as your takeover doesn't include flushing me down the toilet. 1.2427 0.04672 103 80 21 2
1722 Looking around himself, the founder no longer recognised his fin-tech startup. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1723 Thank you all for attending. Thank you all for attending. Thank you all for attending. Thank you all for attending… 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1724 The best ideas will bubble up to the surface. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1725 I can assure you, the corner office is highly overrated. 1.2424 0.04561 99 76 22 1
1726 Watson, order us some lunch. But no fish sticks this time. 1.2424 0.04782 99 77 20 2
1727 For the last time, I just eat food. Not “fish” food. Do you hear me calling your lunch “human” food? No, you don’t. Because I’m not an idiot, Carl. 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
1728 I am fed up with these fishy ideas! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1729 For the last time, I don't want to be a judge on Shark Tank! 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1730 So, now I'm hearing I'm a "diversity hire"? What's that? 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
1731 Now, if memory serves me... 1.2421 0.05122 95 75 17 3
1732 I hope this meeting ends soon or I’ll be in hot water!!! 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
1733 What’s up—sales or bellies? 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
1734 We need to start thinking out of the bowl! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1735 I am Professor Glub, and this week's lecture covers the travesties of solitary confinement. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1736 Put it all into Brine Shrimp futures! 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1737 First, I would like to thank all of you for removing that cat from the Board. 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1738 The Fish and Wildlife Service votes "no". 1.2418 0.05025 91 71 18 2
1739 They all called me a bottom feeder and look at where I am now. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1740 In my past life I lived in a pediatrician’s waiting room. Now, I’m here. But I can’t shake the feeling life’s not going to be much different. 1.2418 0.05708 91 74 12 5
1741 Ted, don't be such a guppy. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1742 OK, I need you all to think outside of the bowl. 1.2418 0.05490 91 73 14 4
1743 Blub, blub, blurble blub-blub. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1744 I hope someone is taking the minutes - I won’t remember any of this…. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1745 Let's think outside the bowl. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1746 I, of course, mean metaphorical sharks. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
1747 Speaking as an expert on living in a fishbowl…. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1748 Like I said at our last meeting, if we don't see higher revenue this year I won't be the only one under water. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
1749 Lemme just say that my perspective is different from yours. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1750 What do you mean there are already snack crackers in my likeness? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1751 Is it just me or are you all fish without water? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
1752 This is already going a lot better than Shark Tank did 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
1753 So we are all in agreement to pass on the Starkist Tuna ad campaign. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1754 bBbbbllbbbahbuub 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1755 Don’t think I can’t see you passing the luncheon menu over there. Remember no smoked fish! Harry Benner, Chevy Chase 1.2407 0.05561 108 90 10 8
1756 Emotional support fish requirement is now met. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
1757 It took me a while to catch on, but this is the same meeting we had yesterday. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
1758 Am I the only one who feels like we're in over our head? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
1759 Home schooled and quite the catch 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
1760 Seriously!!, you think I am fresh off the boat?? 1.2404 0.05550 104 86 11 7
1761 Stop looking at me. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1762 Enough is enough. I'm sending in the Shark. 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
1763 Profits are stagnant. Lets try to think outside the bowl! 1.2403 0.03934 129 99 29 1
1764 It's Friday. What is each of you having for dinner? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1765 The last guy who tried to get ahead is sleeping with the fishes 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1766 Where were we? 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1767 Unless we make some changes soon, the whole company's going to be under water. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1768 Fishing for compliments will NOT improve your performance review! 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1769 First order of business: We flood the basement and holds all future meetings there. Adjourned. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1770 You’ve proven you’re responsible enough to handle me, so your next boss will be a real kitten. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1771 That's a mighty fishy story your telling me 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1772 Think outside the box" no more. From now on, we think "inside the bowl. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1773 Let’s split the check by six. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1774 Our business model is "Catch and Release" 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1775 In our schools, everyone gets along swimmingly." 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1776 So, you’re scaling back, but offering me a private line and free unlimited snacks? What’s the catch? 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1777 Before ordering, let's deal with the elephant in the room. 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
1778 If I wanted a bunch of yes-fish I would have stayed in the Hudson! 1.2400 0.05341 100 81 14 5
1779 I don't want to hear another word about 'That's not how Charlie did it'. My brother is out and I'm running this tuna company now! Deal with it! 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1780 okay, guys, I want your honest opinion on the new hallucinogenic product. 1.2400 0.04522 100 77 22 1
1781 And that's when he left me his entire estate. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1782 Don't look at me like that: this is not a sushi restaurant. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1783 Let’s move on to the Hawkins case where am I? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1784 In retrospect, the board should have realized Bob would drive the company underwater. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1785 And you think the corporation is under water? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1786 I recommend the crab or the lobster. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1787 Our quarterly results indicate that our seafood division is the only segment still under water. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1788 Bad news- the company's scaling back... 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1789 Here’s the plan for dealing with rising sea level . . . 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1790 I thought we'd settle this with a fish bowl conversation 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1791 Let’s look at the rising ocean levels not as a threat but an opportunity. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1792 Again, I urge we liquidate. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1793 Big Fish in a Big Pond, that’s what I need from you people! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1794 Okay, first order of business... Mr. Katz from Accounting needs to be fired today. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1795 The short sellers are saying there’s something fishy about my management. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1796 It's hard to believe that one day you'll all be flushing me down the toilet. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1797 My lifespan is such that I'll need the report by tomorrow. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1798 So a goldfish walls into a bar… 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
1799 Your here because our group believes that you have a chance at being accepted as our next Speaker of the House. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1800 Anyone have a Snickers bar? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
1801 What you lookin' at? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1802 Think outside the bowl,or you 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1803 I'm the new diversity hire. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1804 Now that we found Nemo, let's make him a BIG star! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1805 Your task is to find out why evolution has stopped and there are still people walking upright on land. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1806 Some of you have reported feeling too much like you work in a fishbowl--so I've invited Arnie here to watch and give feedback. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1807 I'll be honest, I'm probably gonna be dead in two weeks so I don't quite care about this meeting. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1808 I can assure you that, unlike my predecessor, I did not sleep my way to Chief Diversity Officer. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1809 Have you seen this report!? Those sharks are eating our lunch! 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1810 So it's flushing me down the toilet, but with AI? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
1811 There's only one line I'm worried about and it's not top or bottom. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
1812 Explain what you mean by “tanking”? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
1813 Our meeting room will now be called the No Sharks Tank. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
1814 I can personally confirm that the investment is underwater. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
1815 This diversity initiative is going swimmingly. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
1816 Sharon, can you read me back the meeting seconds again? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
1817 Let me finish while i still remember! 1.2376 0.04905 101 80 18 3
1818 Diversity? How about casting an actual fish for once! 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1819 Our guest requests that we skip the surf and go straight to the turf section of the menu. 1.2376 0.04699 101 79 20 2
1820 y'all wanna get sushi after this? 1.2376 0.05293 101 82 14 5
1821 We need to make a big splash. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1822 We need to think outside the bowl if you know what I mean. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1823 I was always his favorite, that's why I inherited everything 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1824 Since I became CEO, you don't see me the same way anymore. 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1825 As I see it, there’s good and bad news— we are underwater 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1826 And the most important demand of the Fish Actors Guild,…. all sushi must be CGI 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1827 Why don’t my bubbles have words? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1828 Good news, our stock is finally underwater! 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1829 I need ideas, people. Strategy, vision. Also, shrimp flakes. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1830 I am not going to be the one to blink in these negotiations! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1831 …and I don’t want to hear any more about glass ceilings! 1.2366 0.04431 93 71 22 0
1832 It takes a certain kind of C.E.O. to recognize when they are in a bubble. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1833 Get over it people. I'm chairman because I have more gold than you do. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1834 Rest assured, I know what it means to be underwater. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1835 I am a big fish in a small board 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1836 Fortunately he doesn't remember other people's ideas long enough to steal them. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1837 When I said "invest in Gold" I meant Bullion not Bouillon 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1838 Big fish, small pond. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1839 Just remember, I eat my young. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
1840 Bad news: the company is underwater. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1841 Let me swim clock-wise on this tonight and pick back up in the morning. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
1842 Sorry to be so harsh, but you know I have no filter. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1843 Let us start today's session with an acknowledgement that we all dwell in some form of fishbowl, ok? 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
1844 Do I have to school you on presenting these quarterly reports? 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
1845 Yes, the company’s underwater…but that really such a bad thing? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1846 I won’t lie: finance can be a dirty business. But it’s still better than the Gowanus. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
1847 Did you turn on the captions? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1848 Tony would normally send his apologies, but he's the sushi being served in the break. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1849 Executive transparency isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1850 I’m here seeking $0 for 100% stake in your well being. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1851 I never drink the Kool-Aid. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1852 Anyone else get caught in the tunnel traffic on the way over? 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
1853 Sounds fishy to me! 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1854 Now that I have your attention… I know that it’s morbid, but I’d like to discuss where we are at with the bathroom renovations. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1855 Finally, 'Let's have sushi for lunch', is getting a little old, right? " 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1856 It has come to my attention that one of you has been peeing in the lobby koi pond. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1857 There's a market we haven't tapped. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1858 'Keeping our heads above water ' is no longer this company's motto! 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1859 I told you we’d get seated quicker if you told them I was your service fish. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1860 I know as I sit here I may look like big fish in little pond. But remember, I'm your boss. We can capture the market. Carp-e Diem! 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1861 As VP of diversity, I think it's imperative we hire some amphibians. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
1862 Like you, I live in a prison whose walls I cannot see. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
1863 Can someone grab me lunch? 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1864 When inclusion has gone a little to far. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
1865 Yes, this conference room does feel like we are in a fishbowl. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1866 That's de-bait-able. I'm on oFISHal business, if you have any better ideas, let minnow. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1867 They said I couldn’t swim with the sharks… 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
1868 If we hope to be competitive, we're going to have to think outside the bowl. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1869 Jesus saves. Corporate climate destroyers adapt. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1870 There appears to have been a misunderstanding about meeting in the fishbowl.” 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1871 The bubbles are from my nose ! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1872 I said PowerPoints only, Bernice! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1873 I find it notable that unlike most species, I just love living in the city. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1874 These glass buildings make me feel like I'm living in a fishbowl. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1875 No one appreciates our equity being under water more than I do. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1876 There have been rumblings that your workspaces are too confining. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
1877 What do you mean we've had this same meeting three times already? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1878 My favorite game? Go Fish! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1879 Schooled! 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1880 There was something fishy about the new CEO 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
1881 Uh, I know we keep going in circles here, but can we circle back on that? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1882 As your new CEO, all I ask is for a pinch of fish flakes a day--and YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1883 I said, Hal, let me float this by you… 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1884 We are making no progress on this!" *blub* "I feel like i'm swimming in circles! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1885 I thought this was a meeting about the current price of gold. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1886 To be clear, this is my angry face. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1887 One word: Gills. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1888 Aren’t we just fishing for the right answer? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
1889 I say we scale back on investments. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1890 Hi. I’m just a visual aid. Your CFO will arrive shortly to explain where our finances are. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1891 Why did we call this meeting? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1892 Ok, now that we've got this diversity thing down... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1893 Did you actually order trout almandine? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1894 I’m telling you, we’re in a bubble. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1895 Alright, I’ll float it with them. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1896 'I don't have an M.B.A. like the rest of you, but the school I'm from gave me a real world education.' 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1897 Wait, where are your dialogue bubbles? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1898 Look, OK, we can talk about the brine shrimp bonus. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1899 Bill thinks I'm a water cooler, so I know all his secrets 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1900 I want to thank you all for taking DEI seriously. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1901 Fish are delicious and good for you. Not me, mind you. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1902 So where do you think Shark Tank got its start? 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
1903 Trust me, “Shark Tank” is overrated. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1904 You have as much chance at a bonus as I have at a corner office. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1905 May I have your attention for eight seconds, please. 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1906 I have to say, this proposal's got legs 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
1907 I’d suggest watering down the proposal 1.2333 0.04754 90 70 19 1
1908 Think you know what it’s like to be in a fishbowl? Just wait till the IRS gets here. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1909 - Not fishing for compliments here sir, but this month’s sales data reflects we were able to catch our clients hook, line and sinker. 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1910 So, could you introduce yourself please ? 1.2333 0.05009 90 71 17 2
1911 I may look like a fish out of water, but things are going swimmingly 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1912 Our seafood numbers are still down, so let's keep it that way! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1913 Your idea hasn't hooked me yet. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1914 Let me know if anyone needs to come up for air. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1915 I care too much, I work too hard, and worms. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1916 I'm living proof there is no such thing as the glass bowl ceiling. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
1917 You people really suck the air out of a room. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
1918 Ok folks, let me give it to you straight…I’m the big kahuna here in this town, both literally and figuratively! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
1919 There’s been a mistake, I’m Big Kahuna. Mr. Minnow is down the hall. That’s the fish you loan-sharks are looking for. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
1920 My ancestors refused to leave the water and yet here I am today. Evolution is a hoax. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
1921 Right, why are we here again? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1922 Things seem very fishy sir 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1923 ... oh really? Just because I live in a FISHBOWL doesn't mean I can't SEE what is going on here! 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1924 You air breathers are wondering why I called you together. It's coming! Stock up on O2 canisters... 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1925 Well, since you’re asking, I DO get kind of claustrophobic in here. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1926 Still fishing for ideas you say?! 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1927 I’d like to introduce our new SeaEO, Brad. 1.2326 0.04582 86 66 20 0
1928 Stop thinking Sushi for lunch 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1929 I know you guys want sushi. But can we do burgers today? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1930 You guys realize, in this business , we are swimming with the sharks, right ? 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1931 You are the ones that are living in a fish bowl world. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1932 We’ll, we always knew Grandpa was crazy about the fish. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1933 Come on, people. You have to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1934 The corporate training says it's important to look at things from a different perspective. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1935 Jenkins, you handle it. I'm under water at the moment. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1936 First on the agenda: Fish Taco Tuesday is out. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1937 Shark Tank really had to scale things back during the writer’s strike. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1938 Okay. First off, who missed feeding me yesterday? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1939 This business is going down the toilet – so we brought someone in to help brief us on what to expect. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1940 I'm afraid I have bad news. We're underwater. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1941 That's a really stupid idea 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1942 And I will not tolerate carping. 1.2320 0.04419 125 100 21 4
1943 We couldn’t have this meeting online, so I’m glad we compromised having it on land 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1944 I'll have the multicolored flakes and a small drink. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1945 I'm going to need a bigger boat and an even taller chair, so one of you has to go ." 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1946 I know the glasses add to my credibility, but it was operation that brought my eyes to the front of my head that impresses me more. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1947 This is our sink-or-swim moment! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1948 And that concludes why I believe vegetarians are better than pescatarians. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
1949 ''Yes... company focus must be on SCALABILITY!'' 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
1950 Out of the bowl ideas, people! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
1951 Bet you can't picture me way back on my first day with the company. Boy, did I ever feel like a fish out of water! 1.2316 0.05489 95 78 12 5
1952 You people have me going round in circles!" 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1953 Don’t bubble up with mis-information ! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1954 Who said "Go fish!" ? 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
1955 OK, which one of you jokers ordered sushi? 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1956 I’m not pointing fingers, but someone has been microwaving my brother-in-law in the shared break room 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1957 Can we go once more around the table? I’ve already forgotten your names. 1.2316 0.05281 95 77 14 4
1958 Let's not muddy the waters! 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1959 It feels like we keep going round in circles. 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
1960 No deal without Ted Lasso. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1961 So yeah, the influencer thing is really working out for me. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1962 Roger booked the fishbowl conference room through the new receptionist, Amelia Bedelia 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
1963 Weren't you just here a few seconds ago? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1964 For the last time, Mrs. Paul; we are NOT investing in Mrs. Paul's fish and chip franchises!! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1965 Screw Shark Tank! Tetra Tank - make it work! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
1966 Nothing's hooked me yet. Write a proposal that reels me in! 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
1967 ... so they thought I was just another Beta Fish. Well this Alpha Fish just bought the building!! 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
1968 Let’s sync back up in 3 seconds. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1969 I’m the only thing saving this cartoon from being totally generic. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1970 And I think that everyone should be able to work from home. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1971 Are we saturating the market? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1972 Bread crumbs lightly braised with a dash of paprika, please. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1973 I am so please to be invited to this celebration of the plant based diet you have chosen to embrace. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1974 Great menu, but I’m going with the fish special again. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1975 When I say dunk, dunk. 1.2300 0.05096 100 81 15 4
1976 I was top fish in my school. Any questions? 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
1977 Do as I say or you'll be swimming with the fishes. 1.2300 0.04683 100 79 19 2
1978 Yes, the balance sheet is underwater this quarter. Why is that a bad thing? 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1979 Someone please change my water?! 1.2300 0.04230 100 77 23 0
1980 I know better than most what it's like working in a fishbowl. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1981 I propose to have my cousin the flounder to be CFO. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1982 Water? What are you talking about? 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1983 I hope your definition of being in a fishbowl changes after this. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1984 Wait a minute, not so fast, hold the phone. Somebody had fish for lunch. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1985 Thinking out of the bowl has made me what I am today. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
1986 It was my wish to come back, but not as a fish. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1987 Yes, I am that big fish in a small pond 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1988 Stay in school! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1989 Sign the documents as I requested. Trust me. I swim with the sharks. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1990 If I can quit drinking so can all of you! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1991 I have a shellfish allergy! 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1992 I’m not bowled over by your presentations. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1993 I want to thank all of you for allowing me to work from home. 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1994 Let's circle back to that, too. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1995 It’s good to see you thinking outside the bowl. 1.2292 0.04794 96 76 18 2
1996 Hello everyone, I'm your new boss Austin Scales. Your old boss Mr, Kabratzy will no longer be with us. He now sleeps with the fishes. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1997 Your suggestions sound fishy to Me! 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1998 …And to my grandchildren I bequeath the bubbly scuba diver. 1.2292 0.05017 96 77 16 3
1999 You know I hate scaling back. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2000 We need to start spawning some new ideas or this company will flounder. 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2001 I’m tired of him always telling us he left hus wallet in his other bowl. 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2002 And they dared call me a loan shark 1.2292 0.05437 96 79 12 5
2003 You air breathers are bound to screw up. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2004 Don't talk to me about being underwater. I know underwater. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2005 I AM a shark. Don't ever forget that. I see you all out there, and you are just like me. We can own this world. Call me donny. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2006 That's five votes for Chinese take-out, one vote for flakes. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2007 Security camera caught one of you writing my name on Friday’s cafeteria menus. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2008 I feel like I'm just here to meet some diversity score 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2009 Well to be honest, it was either learn Excel or end up in the parking lot of a Catholic Church. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2010 Does anyone else see these "Floaters"? 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2011 Your pandemic may be over but I'm still here in a fishbowl. This is my normal 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2012 Hate to carp about the proposal, but there's something fishy about it. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2013 Pretty awkward when I went in for a handshake with the new boss... 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2014 I was promoted from the waiting room 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
2015 Corporate culture: life in a fishbowl 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2016 You think you can't get your head above water? Imagine how I feel! 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2017 Tell those private equity bros I will not be swallowed. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
2018 This might sound fishy but... 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
2019 I need some new ideas from you to keep us afloat. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2020 Of course, one of you will have to make our pitch on Shark Tank. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2021 Sorry, Bob, we need sharks on this team. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2022 So, what's wrong with a corp. being under water? 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
2023 I'm glad the SAG-AFTRA strike is finally over... I'm tired of filling in for you people. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2024 There's no "i" in team. But there sure a very noteworthy one in fish! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2025 I can't afford to order anything. You can see my situation. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2026 There is something fishy about this report. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2027 Listen, I've been around a coral reef a time or two. No Wall Street shark is going to stop us. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2028 Now do you understand that this company is under water? 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
2029 Shall we go over the minutes from three seconds ago? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2030 Can someone get me a pen? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2031 Focused grouper 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
2032 As I climbed the corporate ladder, some of my competitors found themselves "swimming with the fishes", if you know what I mean. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2033 What was I just saying? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2034 Yes, YES! I said “underwater!” 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
2035 I’m more concerned about what happens if I’m NOT underwater.” 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2036 Remember, we have to bait the consumer to want our product. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2037 In summary, this company is under water ! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2038 and this is why me and my kind fought to have you at this table, human lives matter! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2039 Do my glasses give me a better shot at being picked for the Goldfish Bachelor? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2040 It went swimmingly, I tell you! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2041 swim with the tide 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2042 As a matter of respect, please do not order the seafood items listed on the menu 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2043 This place is like a fish bowl. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2044 In compensation for our broken commitment as vegetarians we have invited you in on our menu planning. Swim once around the bowl if you prefer to be fried, twice for grilled, and three times for bake- stuffed 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2045 When I asked for greater diversity I had in mind barracuda, octopus, lobster, minnow, lobster,etc.etc. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2046 I feel like we are swimming in circles here. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2047 You would please stop always asking me about school. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2048 My gilded cage is in the shop. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2049 I love it when ideas just bubble up in these meetings. 1.2273 0.04493 88 68 20 0
2050 I'm pleased to see everyone thinking out of the bowl. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2051 Oh, NOW the board suddenly cares about peoples' privacy! 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2052 Look here everyone, we seem to be going round in circles - or is it just me? 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2053 Any thoughts? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2054 You can ditch that tartar sauce gleam in your eye, Simpson. 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2055 I'm leaving because the company is not under water. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2056 Wow. Your lack of strategic vision, Harrison, is exactly why they sent me over from the think tank. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2057 Hallelujah! We’re under water again. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2058 And you people think I'm living in a bubble. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2059 Can we get some air in here? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2060 Shall we take a break for some coffee and dried flies? 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2061 Might as well face it. The firm is under water. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2062 Tell the bank this bowl is 13,000 square feet. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2063 Rest assured this isn’t the first housing bubble I’ve had to deal with as CEO. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2064 I told you not to invest in Crypto. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2065 Looking at it from my perspective, ... 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2066 Jean… darling, sweetheart…could I trouble you for a water? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
2067 Sorry, but you are all being let go beacause yo think outside of the bowl. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
2068 See, you don't even notice it, 'cause the air is all around you. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
2069 I have nice new glasses - you don’t think I can see the “Fresh-Caught Carp, Filleted and Flash Fried” special? 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2070 We must think outside of the box. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2071 Frankly I don’t mind of this company is under water but what about you clownfish? 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2072 Let's start by addressing the elephant in the room 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2073 There seems to be something “fishy” about our new CEO 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2074 I brought you all here to help me think outside of the bowl. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2075 Our customers just don't know yet that they need to buy more fish food. Trust me on this one. 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2076 No, not Mr Chairman, not Mr Chairperson…Mr Chairfish! 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2077 Do you think they offer vegan options? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2078 If you got a few more windows, you'd understand my predicament! 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
2079 Does he not strike you as a fish out of water? 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2080 Regular tap is fine 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2081 You're all fired. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
2082 When I got out of school, I learned it was sink or swim time 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2083 Let's dive in. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2084 By Cod she's right! 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2085 Ironically we are underwater and need to scale back. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2086 We've got to start thinking globally. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2087 I only have 3 second attention span, so let's make it brief" 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2088 It's time to scale up. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2089 I'm sorry, I don't see the value, and I'm not going to invest in something I can see is already under water. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2090 I'm hearing some grumblings about my corner office--please assure everyone it doesn't matter. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2091 And for our off-site, we'll be spending the day at the aquarium. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2092 I know I'm not supposed to throw stones, but .... 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2093 Folks, I suggest a more global perspective. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2094 is it me or is this guy just going around in circles? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2095 Tell me about speculative bubbles! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2096 Wait, there's more. We raise all the buildings up on stilts and convert the mailboxes into fish feeding stations. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2097 I've decided I'm going to make our company more transparent this year. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2098 That's where I left my glasses 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2099 As the head of Biodiversity, Equity, and Inclusion, I would like to ask why there is no elephant in the room. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2100 And furthermore, I'll be needing new reports every 7 seconds now, since you all now have the attention span of our customers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2101 We've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2102 It confounds me when I hear leadership is, quote, fragile and lives in a bubble. 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2103 I don’t know if its just me but I smell something fishy. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2104 Jeremy you're fired 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
2105 So who thinks they’ve got what it takes to be ‘the turf’ here? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2106 And, for AOB, perhaps someone would change my water ... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2107 As the ocean rises our whole dynamic will be reversed. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2108 The trust says fresh baby shrimp, not dried, FRESH! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2109 The first course of action is to somehow get rid of the cat with impunity. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2110 No, no, no…not Shark Tank, the “Gold Bowl.” - circa 2009 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2111 Ok lets not be koi, who voted for the company picnic to be at the aquarium 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2112 It’s just a matter of scale. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2113 Listen! I just had the best idea- Listen! I just had the best idea- 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2114 I'll need to take a deep dive into this, who'll join me? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2115 Why are you staring? I’m just a fish in water. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2116 In closing…believe me when I say I know what it is like to work in a fishbowl. All eyes on me? No pressure. No problem. I’m your guy. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2117 From my perspective, this company is underwater. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2118 What do you mean when you say, “Something smells pretty fishy”? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2119 What’s for lunch? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2120 This all smells fishy to me! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2121 My point is, if memory serves... 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2122 I've called you here to discuss the lack of opportunities available for growth at this Company. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2123 Guys, I asked you to fish out the issue. Wait, why are you all looking at me? 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2124 With respect madame, it takes one to know one. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2125 And, if you do say the word, a duck comes down from the ceiling and you win $50! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
2126 what do you expect for someone who'll head an underwater business 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2127 OK, which one of you employed that smart-ass magician?" 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2128 After leaving the company to his fish, Mr. Butterfinger lept through the open window on the 37th floor leaving pieces of himself as he hit every ledge on the way down. But it wasn't all bad news. Profits were up! 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2129 Do you still think a rising tide lifts all boats? 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2130 Shh... Nemo is speaking. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2131 Hope the venture capitalists take the bait. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2132 It may seem trivial to you, but Sea Monkeys are the next kale. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2133 and then I said to Doris let's put it all in Apple stock. And that was 1997 and here we all are 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2134 If you order Sushi I'm leaving. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2135 I’m sorry again, but where were we? 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2136 Am I crazy or is it humid in here? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2137 Mr. Bubbles, you already work from home" 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2138 Unfortunately, I have forgotten the reason for this meeting 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2139 Our company continues to be an equal oppor-tuna-ty employer. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2140 We need to fish or cut bait 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2141 I refuse to be paid scale. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
2142 But it's me who feeds you 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
2143 You think the glass ceiling is hard to break through. Try a glass bowl! 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2144 Elon Musk’s transition to a fish going swimmingly 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
2145 Great meeting. Who wants to get sushi? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2146 The room was dark, that's when the deprivation tank idea came to me. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2147 Ok, now … we’re a team. I need you to see this the way I do. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2148 Sink or swim, folks. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2149 Lets try to think outside the bowl. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2150 As the new CEO of Sam's Seafood, I gotta warn you there're gonna be some changes made. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2151 I could fire you all, and I wouldn't even remember you 3 seconds later. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2152 Bottom Line, we are underwater here 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2153 Sounds fishy 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2154 Our new brand is that your schooling doesn’t matter. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2155 Rest assured, as your new chairman I'm no fish out of water." 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2156 Hey, the scales are in my favor." 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2157 I had a billion dollar idea…but that was 3 minutes ago. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2158 I know for the rest of you this is a tankless job but for me it's different. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2159 We’re underwater? So? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2160 You were drowning in debt. I have experience adapting to a fluid work environment.” 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2161 Sorry to do this again, but could you repeat the last point? 1.2222 0.04648 81 63 18 0
2162 Next meeting I want you all to be properly dressed- in your own bowls of water. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2163 I think you all took brain food too literally… 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2164 The bearded guy was fly fishing in my bowl yesterday! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2165 I am sure we can grow, we start by getting a much bigger office. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2166 I forgot what I was going to say. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2167 Sure. But what if things only look good from inside our own bubble? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2168 Blah, Blah, Blah, Blub, Blub, Glub 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2169 Can someone please put me back in the lobby. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2170 I need solutions - my mortgage is underwater! 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2171 Look, I hope you all know and can see I'm not a "fish out of water" when it comes to getting things done around here. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2172 Living in this goldfish bowl of publicity would humble the best of you. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2173 I know it's a deep dive, but stay with me here. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2174 I think you'll like this pool of candidates. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2175 ``If you people don't put your well-paid brains to work, I'm not going to be the only one under water.'' 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2176 We could go around and around on this all day. Let’s just vote! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2177 Ask the employees complaining about the size of their cubicles if they want to trade places. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2178 I'm here to flood the market. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2179 Let's spawn some new ideas and see what bubbles up. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2180 Relax! You're acting like fish out of water. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2181 Your carping is disingenuous. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2182 First item: new curtains. I feel like we are in a fish bowl. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2183 When the firm went underwater, the board brought me in to clean things up. 1.2211 0.04534 95 75 19 1
2184 I can see you are concerned about your financial future. How long can you hold your breath? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2185 I'm happy to announce that we were underwater for the third quarter this year. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2186 I'm sorry, I just forgot what I was saying. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2187 Fish: “Glub-glub…Glub-GLUB-GLUBLUBLUBLUB!” Translator nods and turns to group: “Glüb-glüb…Glüb-GLÜB-GLÜBLÜBLÜBLÜB!” 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2188 And that's my 360 (degree symbol) view. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
2189 No Sally, I’m not doing another fishbowl exercise 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2190 Ok, we are all equal here. or My name is Nemo and my pronoun is "It". 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2191 Yeah, I’m a goldfish does that make me any less competent than anybody else wielding private, concentrated corporate power? 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
2192 For lunch I’ve ordered a pinch of flakes 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
2193 Bloop. Bloop, bloop? BLOOP! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2194 In our ever evolving quest for Equity, next week’s managers meeting will take place in the company pool. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2195 We need to think outside the bowl, people. 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
2196 There are going to be some changes in the executive dining room, people. I am no longer on the menu. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2197 Maybe I'm in my own little bubble, but here's what I see 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2198 I demand total transparency! 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2199 Explain this issue to me like I am a goldfish! 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2200 The diversity committee said we had to hire the old white guy. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2201 These documents are extremely fishyyyyyy 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2202 First order of business - any of you know a willing princess? 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2203 This business plan is fishy 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2204 You say the property's underwater, like that's a bad thing? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2205 Speak to the fin. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2206 We’re really trying to think outside the bowl here. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2207 I'm not here to teach you so much as to learn from you. I consider you all to be my school. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
2208 Glad you could all make it. Feel free to grab a bagel or worms before we get started. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
2209 Who ordered the tuna sandwich for lunch? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2210 Be like a goldfish, forget the last quarter! 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2211 I suggest we reconsider the fish fry for the company fall picnic. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2212 Let’s put it in the bowl and see if it floats. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2213 And we’ll call the show “Shark Tank.” 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2214 I'd say this interview is going quite swimmingly, wouldn't you? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2215 Sweetie, order anything you want on the menu… except the fish! 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2216 The more time they spend on our app, the closer their memory gets to mine. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
2217 Anyone else want some water? 1.2203 0.04016 118 93 24 1
2218 Remind me again. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2219 Look people, I'm the biggest fish around here. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2220 So, what's wrong with being underwater? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2221 Rest assured, our goal here is to achieve biodiversity in the workplace- however, the job ad said "think tank" not "fish tank." 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2222 Do you hear ME complaining about a toxic work environment? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2223 Who's the wise guy who recommended betta testing? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2224 Breath in - Breath out 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2225 I've got two words for you people---under water. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2226 Glub glub. Glub. Glub glub glub glub. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2227 Okay, but from my perspective, our liquid assets look perfectly sound. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2228 Those mortgages don't look under water to me. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2229 I didn’t build this million dollar company by swimming round and doing nothing! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2230 If I die in here, my estate will sue everyone of you. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2231 I’m trying to prevent the company from going belly up. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2232 Can we call it Babel chicken or dog or something instead? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2233 Forget the IRS. They've got bigger fish to fry. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2234 The executive office with all the windows isn't as good as it sounds; it always feels like being in a fish bowl. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2235 OK, so we keep pushing fossil fuels, and throw major shade on anyone who claims sea levels are rising. 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2236 Can someone recap what we talked about 10 seconds ago? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2237 Cutbacks? Naw...I'm golden. 1.2198 0.05591 91 76 10 5
2238 ... and in conclusion, we need to keep current if we want to keep above water in anticipation of the coming waved of change. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2239 Your job is to make sure every little fish believes I am the only one that can clean up the big pond. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2240 Since my promotion, there have been complaints regarding the use of “fathoms” as a measurement in our earning statements. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2241 If someone here could refresh my memory one more time. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2242 Sushi for lunch? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2243 It seems our competition is able to view our moves from all sides. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2244 And now I want you to think outside of the bowl. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2245 As you can see, my husband had a Do Not Flush provision in his will. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2246 Now, you tell the Feds, swimming with the fishes IS our corporate culture! 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2247 This is the biggest merger in recent memory. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2248 Team, I want us to focus on the last seven seconds. 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
2249 Look just because I work from home doesn't mean I think it's right for this company. 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2250 Remind me why we scheduled this meeting 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2251 have you heard the conspiracy theory that we’re living in a glass bubble? 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
2252 ‘This is not what I meant when I said we need to create a diverse work environment.’ 1.2198 0.04636 91 72 18 1
2253 As a CEO of a large global company, I have very little privacy. I often feel like I live in a fishbowl. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2254 So, I'm really glad we are thinking outside the box... 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2255 I always said I'd rather be a small fish in a big chair. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2256 Really? A few bubbles and you're thinking fart? 1.2195 0.05762 82 68 10 4
2257 I swam upstream to get to where I am today. 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2258 I don’t care if the ratings are high. We are going to ax Shark Tank! 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2259 And you think you live in a fishbowl! 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2260 We have to come up with a phrase that conveys the feeling of being constantly observed or watched! 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2261 Thank you for making me the chair of the global warming focus group on oceans 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
2262 She said, you’ll receive your three wishes, CEO, corner office and gold…” 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2263 In closing, we demand a pinch of fish flakes both morning and evening and insist on fully aerated tanks or we will strike. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2264 First, thanks for supporting diversity in middle management. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2265 Anybody else wonder what happened to kitten memes? Like, they used to be literally everywhere. It’s weird. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
2266 We’re also canceling “Sushi Thursdays” in the office. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
2267 When you put me in the big ocean I will be able to get the sharks involved. 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2268 So anyway, that’s when I told him ‘Billy, in this business it’s either sink or swim.’ 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
2269 I like to simply think of our new corporate strategy as ‘living beyond the fishbowl.’ 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2270 I'm smart too, "so what" 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2271 I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I like the hook that marketing is suggesting, Brian… 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2272 « Believe me : business is full of selfish people » 1.2190 0.04485 105 84 19 2
2273 Yes, we agree with the immersion language learning curriculum but where do we put the scuba prerequisite? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2274 No, I didn’t know Flipper. Flipper is show business. This is public relations. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2275 Listen, people, if I can make it into the office, anyone can. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2276 Excited to have a job after school! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2277 Whaddya mean we can't use my waterfront castle as a write-off? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2278 I would appreciate it if everyone else put in the effort necessary to scale. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2279 I know it seems like a lot of money but I'm hoping to travel more. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2280 I'm up to my gills in your excuses! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2281 It was his last wish! I can't help if he chose to leave it all to the aquarium. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2282 To most of you fish diversity starts and ends with a sushi boat 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2283 Look at them just wait for a miracle. Who has a tiny brain now, huh! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2284 OK, final vote. Should we become vegan or pescatarian? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2285 And so I will be firing the people on this list. Next page please! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2286 At heart, I'm still that small fish from a small pond. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2287 My predecessor and I may share a name, but I assure you I will not make the same mistakes. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2288 One more crack about life in a fishbowl and you’re all fired. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2289 I filled my bowl with vodka this morning and I'm finally thinking like a shark. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2290 We all have to start thinking outside the bowl. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2291 He’s right. Bottom feeders rise to the top faster. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2292 The world is my bowl, and I WILL customize it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2293 I think it would be a great move for us to start investing in kelp futures. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2294 True... a lot of homeowners are under water, but I do like the company. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2295 I’ll have the fish. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2296 You think I wanna be here?? This is no way to treat a pet!! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
2297 „You’re going to need a bigger business.“ 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
2298 I'd prefer working from home. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2299 Don’t run off and leave me with the check like last time. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2300 Okay, so Phil's agreed to take notes. Let's keep this meeting brief. As a goldfish I only have about a ten second memory. So, who's willing to take notes? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2301 Let’s start by reading the seconds from the last meeting. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2302 As the only fish in this focus group, all I can say is the return of Arthur Treachers is not something I'd be in favor of... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2303 How did I get to be Boss? I just plunged in! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2304 I don't mind...a little extra scrutiny in this role is to be expected. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2305 I just can't keep my head above water. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2306 They told me there are plenty of fish in the sea and this is a more suitable role for me. 🎣 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2307 We don’t sell, we don’t eat. We don’t eat, we go belly up. Or if we overeat, actually. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2308 I have the biggest chair so I'm the boss 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2309 We have to keep this organization under water. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2310 Remind me again what we’re talking about? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
2311 Read my lips, people, read my lips! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2312 No martini for me. Last time we met for lunch I got tanked. 1.2174 0.04324 92 72 20 0
2313 Could someone please get me a glass of water? 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2314 I quit. Take me to a bigger fishbowl. 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
2315 Repeat after me: "We are PROUD to be bottom feeders'. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2316 Can you pass the water? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2317 I got tired of working from home. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2318 Okay, let's think outside the bowl. 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2319 Something seems fishy about this, but that isn't a bad thing. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2320 Would someone please remind me what we just voted on two minutes ago? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2321 I didn't get where I am today because I'm some betta fish. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2322 Sharks! They said you were sharks! 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2323 Our accountants say we are underwater, but I say that is a good thing. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2324 Which one of us is going to let the cat out of the bag? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2325 Speaking as someone who actually lives in a glass house, it probably is clear where I stand on the ‘throwing’ versus ‘non-throwing’ of stones agenda item. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2326 I know you think we are underwater 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2327 I recommend the steak 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2328 Ordering from the sushi menu is no longer permitted. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2329 We promised Goldie no one would order fish for dinner. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2330 Sorry, I can't remember your numbers. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2331 Yes, I said ‘Mr Ed!’ And I don’t care if he’s in retirement. Also, I want the entire dog cast of “Air Bud” and any ape that knows sign language. The actors’ union didn’t say we couldn’t hire animals, did they? 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2332 The next person who says, 'I don't know, it sounds a bit fishy to me." will be sleeping with the fishes before they know what happened!" 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2333 OK, so I've decided we won't run our motorway through the grounds of the Church of Wicca. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2334 I know you are underwater with your finances, but see, it isn't all that bad! 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
2335 Maybe we need to approach with a new angle 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2336 Does it scale? 1.2165 0.04203 97 76 21 0
2337 Phil, I'm sorry I called you fat. I tend to forget the extreme optical effects of curved glass. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
2338 You say, 'The company's underwater' like that's a bad thing. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2339 Look, I'm not going to filter this. Our profits are diving, we're drowning in debt, and our funding is circling the drain. I'm filleted the company may go belly up. It's all gone down the toilet. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2340 I forgot again. Why are we here? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2341 Before we start I'd like to put in a good word for the caterers. Those imported wigglers were delicious! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2342 We've already dominated the big fish-small pond market, but if we get the small fish-big pond audience we can double profits. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2343 If you see something, say something. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2344 I ordered sparkling water...not flat. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2345 I just don't believe that our stock is not under water. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2346 No, not 'C.E.O'....'SEA.E.O' 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2347 An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman… 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2348 There is nothing fishy about our offer to buy your company with cryptocurrency. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2349 It feels like you always look to me for everything. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
2350 So, the movie will be a sort of me out of water story… 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2351 I am pleased to inform you that I am old school! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2352 Hello! Hi…hi…can everyone hear me? 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2353 Well I never stopped working from home. So I could really use a water change if you don’t mind. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2354 We are, as they say, under water. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2355 Why would you hire me as CEO if you didn’t want your company under water? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2356 Your input will determine whether we swim or float. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2357 No sushi for me today. Going vegan. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2358 We need to think outside the bubble 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2359 I think we should pitch an amphibian-homo sapiens cross-breeding technology idea in preparation for rising seas. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2360 The new dress code is a bowl of water. See you Monday. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2361 You think outside the box. I'll think inside the bowl. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2362 Would everybody be fine with shrimp flakes for lunch again? 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2363 I hate high rise living. It’s like living in a goldfish bowl. 1.2152 0.04653 79 62 17 0
2364 This whole thing smells humany to me. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2365 There's no need to be koi 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2366 Are there any more questions? Keeping in mind I’ve already explained the fish body. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2367 First thing’s first. We will no longer be using the phrase “in the toilet.” 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2368 It’s obvious I’m the only one on the board to realize this firm is underwater. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2369 I'll be running this board for a few weeks until we say our tearful goodbye and they swap in my replacement. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2370 As you can see, I don't care really care about the sea levels rising. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2371 Be like Ted Lasso. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2372 So are we gonna address the fish in the room 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2373 We’ll be working through lunch. And don’t look at me like that! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2374 Of COURSE I won't let this company go under water!! 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2375 Great news! We’re underwater. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
2376 The fish says he needs a bigger bowl. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2377 And Julie, I'm going to need you to repeat the minutes every three seconds. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2378 Sure, climate change is a thing but let's get my castle situation squared away first. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2379 What we need is some out of the bowl thinking. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2380 It better be by crook, because where I come from "hook" is a four letter word. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2381 Of COURSE I don't remember anything! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2382 Because at the table is better than on top of it. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2383 I hope you're all familiar with the Age of Aquarius. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2384 Remind me where we are? 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2385 We'll all be underwater soon and then you'll be the ones who look ridiculous! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2386 Johnson you’ll be in charge of making sure I mingle. Just be careful. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2387 Alright team, let’s dive right in! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2388 So you're telling me I ask what our business is every three seconds? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2389 We finally have the whole business underwater. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2390 Johnson, weren't you in charge of snacks this week? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2391 The meeeting took a lot longer than anticipated since Fred's memory was 6 seconds. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2392 Now how are we going to walk this back? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2393 Be careful what you wish for, my last Genie wish was to breathe underwater! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2394 Okay then, well, if I'm wrong you can flush me. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2395 Could you repeat that? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
2396 I’m just as confused about this re-org as any of you 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2397 You all live in a bubble. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2398 Now that the whole firm is under water, we're all big fish in a little pond. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2399 I think we are ready for Shark Tank. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2400 Okay team, it’s time to think outside the bowl or we’re all getting flushed down the toilet. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2401 All of you have the memory of a goldfish 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2402 So then I said, 'Do you like putting fishsticks in your mouth," and he says, "Yes," so I say... 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2403 Management thought it was time to bring some diversity into the team 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2404 I hate to play the minority card, but I think it's time we flooded the break room. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2405 Our policies continue to put this company underwater...oh, crap 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2406 This meeting is going swimmingly! 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2407 Performance has been declining. The Team needs to think out of the box 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2408 I hereby call this DEI committee meeting to order 1.2135 0.04368 89 70 19 0
2409 Third quarter projections are looking fantastic right now, but could we be seeing a bubble? 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2410 I know I may look exactly like my predecessor, but I'll be running things a little differently. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2411 I see a sea of troubles ahead. 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2412 Let’s sprinkle some food on the marketing department and see what bubbles up. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2413 I love it; your proposal sounds fishy." Cal Bellamy, Munster, IN 1.2135 0.04651 89 71 17 1
2414 The decision to scale back was almost unanimous with just a sole holdout 1.2135 0.05643 89 75 9 5
2415 … so yes, I am aware that I live in a bubble at the end of the day, and that’s why I brought you guys on board. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2416 We're all the same. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2417 It is time to inform you that I inherited the entire estate. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2418 I'm George and I've had a drinking problem since birth. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2419 Todays Tank Talk will discuss what life is like in a glass bowl. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2420 I’m telling you guys, any one of you can be replaced with a houseplant” 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2421 I’m happy to be here, work-from-tank was getting lonely. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2422 Yes, it would be disrespectful to order from the fish section of the menu. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2423 For the last time Hilary, I am not FINNISH. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2424 If this takeover doesn't work, there's plenty of fish in the sea. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2425 The way I see it, these underwater mortgages are a GOOD thing. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2426 Before we get started, has anyone seen a 3”deep sea diver that blows bubbles? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2427 Blub, blub, blub and I mean it. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2428 Get use to living in a fish bowl. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2429 Yes, obviously I drink the company Kool-Aid. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2430 I will reveal my gender to the Diversity Committee when I figure out what it is." 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2431 The sales team needs to step it up, Johnson - we're barely keeping our heads below water this quarter! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2432 Okay... let's get to the bottom of this fishy business. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2433 All in favor, raise your right fin. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2434 This meeting could have been an email. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2435 It's nice to see you all again now that the writer's strike is over. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2436 One thing I swore I’d NEVER be is a small fish in a big pond…” 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2437 As a bottom feeder, Barton excelled in jurisprudence. He ran one of the most successful law firms in D.C. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2438 The first thing on the agenda, only ice water for me, no more filling it up with water from the sea, much too hot 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2439 Who's up for sushi? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2440 Our profits are down since you’re all fish out of water 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2441 The organization is being accused of some fishy practices. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2442 I think we need to look beneath the surface to find the best answers. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2443 I tried not using the bowl, but it made me feel like a fish out of water. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2444 That will eat the entire budget and I’ll go belly up. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2445 PEOPLE! Think outside the bubble! 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2446 Now that we're all here we can begin... Now that we're all here we can begin... Now that we're all here we can begin... 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
2447 One more word from you and you'll be the one constrained to a bowl. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2448 Big fish swallow smaller fish, yada, yadda, yadda. Any questions? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2449 Don’t worry, I survived the school of hard knocks, and I’m sure we’ll survive this until the tide changes. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2450 The proposed budget looks fishy to me. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2451 Anyone up for a game of Go Fish? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2452 You have to look at it through a new lens 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2453 Corporate is asking us to keep all meetings under 10 seconds, so let’s make this quick. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2454 Brrbluhbrr, brr bluh blub. Brluh? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2455 This is David Foster Wallace water. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2456 I'll have the wild caught,please. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2457 My gills have yet to be wrong. Knock on glass! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
2458 How’s the water out there? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
2459 Finally cold-blooded creatures are in the diversity pool 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2460 Lunch just got delivered. I want to know right now who ordered sushi. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2461 I bet you guys think that YOU have a high visibility job! 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
2462 This idea is pure gold - but one of you has to write it down for me. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2463 Anything better than goldfish ? 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2464 Work from home; return to the office. It's the best of all worlds. 1.2111 0.05585 90 76 9 5
2465 I've avoided the hook this long, and this board is not getting rid of me now. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2466 Zoom meetings were the worst. It was like I was looking through a fishbowl. 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
2467 Gloria immediately regrets not paying attention during her lip-reading course. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2468 The note says they flushed the wrong one down the toilet. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2469 If I want anything done around here, well, I guess you have to do it. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2470 I'm not too worried about the corporation being under water. 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2471 Kindly fill out these exit interviews so I’ll remember why I fired you in 10 seconds. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2472 He is on Facebook 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2473 What’s in the fish sticks? 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
2474 Does anyone have any, out of the bowl, ideas? 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
2475 She says first quarter revenues are under water 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2476 Stop acting like small fish in a big pond. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2477 If they can't walk, swim, or get carefully carried by a team of dedicated handlers to get to the office 5 days a week then we don't need them working here. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2478 I'm looking to you guys for some outside-the-bowl ideas here. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2479 Every diver deserves a castle and a bubbling clam 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2480 We don’t need a focus group! Carp Crackers will blow the Goldfishies out of the water… 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2481 One more time. Are we men, or are we mice? 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2482 And I will fire the next one of you who calls my numbers ‘fishy’. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2483 Everyone will just need to accept that this is a small pond. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2484 All we need is Taylor Swift to go on two dates with an orca and we're set. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2485 There you go again, using that word fishy. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
2486 Whoever feeds me gets a bonus. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
2487 Your ideas are just too dry. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2488 I'm not interested in the catch of the day. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2489 Being a CEO these days means living in a fishbowl 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
2490 And then I combined them beef is healthy. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2491 I hear his wife left him for a beta 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2492 And finally on a personal note, please don’t let the cat out of the bag! John Elliott, Alexandria, Va 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2493 Am I the only one who feels like the company is underwater? 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2494 You're going to need to remind me every 3 seconds or so what the hell were doing here 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2495 Alright, feed me the numbers and the crumbs... 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2496 Perhaps, I shouldn’t be the one who takes the minutes. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2497 Our profits are underwater and I can't say "I'm loving it." 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2498 Soon, you’ll all be underwater. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2499 Your motion is tanked. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2500 Just a reminder that what happens in the bowl stays in the bowl. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2501 Grandpa was a goldfish. I'm a highly diversified, highly leveraged, high frequency trading fish, baby! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2502 Deal with it. One day, the entire world will be all water. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2503 Finally, a seat at the table! 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2504 Revenue, Schmevenue. Who forgot to change the water in my fishbowl this week? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2505 Imposter syndrome? Try gill rot! 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2506 Why do I seem to be the only one that feels like we're all just looking at this from within our own fish bowl? 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2507 Mr Fish, you're still on mute. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2508 Greg was no longer allowed to lead meetings after making the team do 12 straight rounds of introductions. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2509 I’m happy to announce we’ll all be under water by 2024. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2510 I thank you for including someone with gills in this meeting. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2511 We can't survive without liquidity. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
2512 It's elections! Y'all need to be fishy! 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2513 This is the dawning of the age of aquarium... I'm your new Chief Executive Ofisher 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2514 Personally, I feel like we're under water. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
2515 Nowadays, it's either eat or be eaten. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2516 Check the record, but I think that myth about us having only a three second memory came from Trump or Gaetz. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
2517 Don't act as if you are a fish out of water but make a splash with your ideas. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2518 I told the guy with the net and I'm telling you, I have no idea how to run a school. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2519 We need to keep this moving here. You each have 20 seconds to make your points. Marty ... start us off please. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2520 Clearly you guys have no idea what it means to swim with the sharks. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2521 I'll trade the high-back to the first person who tosses in a juicy guppy. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
2522 So, short your real estate everyone. We're going great gills in aquariums. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2523 You act as if I change my mind every 3 seconds! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2524 What about the saltwater market, I hear it's huge? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2525 Ok, so maybe I embellished a bit when I said I was a shark. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2526 Only a Pisces could be emotionally attached to this project. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
2527 Just making sure there’s no texting here. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2528 Now, for the next step in our diversity program. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2529 Does anyone still even eat fish? 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2530 Wait, what was I saying? 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2531 How many times do I have to tell you? No sushi for lunch. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2532 Ok,who fried the fish in the microwave? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2533 I don't get it. You act like being under water is a bad thing. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2534 We should put chicken in "Chicken of the Sea". 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2535 Ok people. Its time to start thinking out of the bowl! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2536 The sushi recipe says the fish should be as fresh as possible. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2537 Tell sour-puss baldie, over there, he is therefore disqualified to be the manager of my 4:30 feeding... 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2538 My day went swimmingly, thanks for asking. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2539 What do you mean you just said that ? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2540 Gee, thanks for the papers, I just love flipping through these papers with my dry hands and my opposable thumbs. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2541 It looks like we're all underwater. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2542 Here it comes.... We're going Global! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2543 If you don't approve, go jump in a lake. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2544 We need to come up with an ad that pulls people in hook, line, and sinker. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2545 He prefers a QR Code menu 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2546 I see you’re nicely diversified and not living in a fishbowl, but your notepads need upgrading. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
2547 For the last time, stop microwaving fish at work. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
2548 I suggest our next team-building exercise takes place at Sea World. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2549 Next week we'll meet in my castle. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2550 As we gave you a larger chair with last year's bonus, this year we are offering you buyback shares. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2551 Don’t let me ever again hear you say that we’re doing “flush.” 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2552 There's something fishy about this. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2553 This is supposed to be a stand up meeting! 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2554 If we don't get under budget by next week, we'll all be underwater. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2555 If you can read my lips, wiggle your fins 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2556 I might as well be a fish out of water. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2557 You’ve got your glass enclosures, I’ve got mine. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2558 Stop with this crazy idea, you’re just going around and around and around. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2559 Swims with the fishes is not an idle threat. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2560 I'm afraid our organization is under water. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2561 Sink or swim, that's my philosophy. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2562 I resent that personification! 1.2078 0.04654 77 61 16 0
2563 And whose bright idea was it to acquire a fish oil manufacturer? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
2564 Good job everyone, now let’s break for lunch. Wait, who’s that guy in the chef hat? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
2565 What page were we on? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
2566 Treading water, Tom? Really? You've got some nerve. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2567 So, my ten year old showed me how to work the new 3D Zoom technology which would have me looking like I was sitting here with you. I hope I look okay. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2568 You have no idea how hard it was for me to get here. I prefer to work remotely." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2569 These sale figures are sinking faster than ... well, you all get the picture. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2570 Someone taught the boss to fish, so you are now stuck with me. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2571 I’ve heard great things about your work breaking the glass ceiling. I wanted to see what you could do about breaking this glass bowl. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2572 Find out the breakdown on us sponsoring a bowl game. I love bowls. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2573 Sorry but I had a day off from school 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
2574 After taking the workplace personality test, I learned that I'm a Betta with Alpha energy. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2575 I'll be taking a fins-on approach. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2576 Good work, Hastings. I'm famished. When's that intern coming back with burritos and little, stinky flakes? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2577 Hey, it's not my fault that your father liked me better than all of you and made me head of the company. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2578 The first person to say we’re ‘under water’ on our investments is fired. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2579 I move that we ask the plant to leave the room and that we go into executive session. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2580 For the last time - no, I don’t think want to go on Shark Tank! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2581 It's apparent that our schools taught us very different things. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
2582 I can’t hear a word you are saying. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
2583 Ignore headlines claiming our corporate governance is fishy 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
2584 Look, every time I give feedback, I don’t need the ‘glass houses’ idiom thrown in my face. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
2585 What do you mean I said the same thing three seconds ago? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2586 In a focus group,nobody knows you're a fish. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2587 She left it all to me! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2588 Contrary to popular belief, I remember EVERTHING. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2589 From a more global perspective... 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2590 That's 'Finneus,' as in 'Fraud.' 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2591 So you're concerned about rising sea levels. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2592 You asked for a "Fish" restaurant, right? 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2593 Our stocks are tanking! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2594 As an optimist – the glass should be more than half-full 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2595 I think it’s a bubble. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
2596 Memo - The company dress code is herewith terminated! 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2597 I’m not all together happy with, “Life is just a bowl of cherries!” as a company slogan. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2598 I’ve circled back about 10 times with you on this Pam, it’s been dizzying to be honest 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
2599 I want to hear ideas on how to get this company out of deep water. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
2600 And in quarter 3, we… uh… where was I? 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
2601 We've gotta get out side our bubble and hit the streets. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2602 As CEO I find that having a 5 second memory is my superpower. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2603 I see your thinking outside the box, but the paradigm has shifted. We need to think outside the bowl. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2604 I'm off-ff the menu. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2605 I should be the next leader of this company...who better than I know what life in a fishbowl is like. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2606 As you can tell, we're under water. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2607 Trust me,you do not want me to think outside of the bowl. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2608 …, and you all know how much I love to play golf… 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2609 And again, do not shit where you eat 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2610 With global water levels rising I'm obivously the only CEO that can get you through these challenging times. 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
2611 I need your best outside-the-bowl thinking. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2612 I've always thought outside the bowl 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
2613 This profit/loss report is the epitome of a fish story! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2614 They dare call me a piranha? I’ll eat them alive for that! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
2615 I think it’s time to diversify. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2616 I’ve got it! We’ll call our new hit game… Fishbowl. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2617 The next meeting will be in my penthouse aquarium, scuba gear will be available. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2618 I gathered the team to announce I'm finally being let go. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2619 Another quarter like the last one and I’ll be floating upside down 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2620 This could have fin an email. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2621 The water is warm enough, thank you. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2622 Charlie? Who’s Charlie and what are you sorry for? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2623 Addressing the working in a fishbowl angle..... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
2624 OK, this time I want you to really think outside the bowl. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2625 As we all know, I’m the big fish in a little pond; however, unless one of you changes my water, somebody is going to fry. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2626 As of today, Little Fish in the Big City, Inc., will be a force to be reckoned with. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2627 This month's numbers show our company is completely under water. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2628 You people have got to start thinking outside of the box! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2629 I need one of you to work overtime and feed me this weekend. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2630 Having broken the glass ceiling Wanda says she must move on... here she is just a big fish in a small pond!!!! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2631 I'd like to really be closer to my team. Please arrange to have this room filled with water for tomorrow's meeting. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2632 Remember, nobody order any chips. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2633 Should we talk, bonuses or taxes?! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
2634 I hear the earthworm salad is to die for… 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
2635 You will see that the third quarter profits are down, our market position is weak, and the water in my bowl needs changing. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2636 What you have never seen glasses on a fish? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2637 He left me the company, so deal with it. I will be noting who brings me my food, cleans my bowl, and brings me a little castle to move around in. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2638 The thing is we all have to forget past mistakes. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2639 Where are all your bubbles and glass? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2640 Go ahead, bait me, I've been ready for a long time. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2641 Ok guys, It's ofishial" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2642 OK,so the extended-lifetime scenario didn’t work out. We’ll have to do the best we can with reincarnation. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2643 Nah, I'm good. I don't need a water. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2644 ...and don't ever try to bait me! 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2645 It was just the way she said ‘vanilla’ 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2646 We could have clarified things better in the interview process, but im still thrilled to start today as CFO 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2647 Don't all jump up at once to change my water. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2648 Which one of you wants to open a can of worms? 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2649 I suppose we could have Zoomed, but hey, as long as the Gulf Stream was headed this way … 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2650 and we're changing the corporate name to X. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
2651 Now, just a reminder, we have a guest speaker on impostor syndrome next week. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2652 One more joke about my memory and I'll flush *you* down the toilet. 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
2653 So here’s the deal: we’re taking your real estate. Get over it. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2654 Can someone please repeat the question, I forgot. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2655 We’re all a little underwater this week. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2656 I thought they said the meeting was in the Fishbowl... 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2657 …and then he threatened to flush me, so yes I’d like to file an HR complaint. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2658 it was lovely being a part of your think-tank 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
2659 If you people can't figure out how to lightly sprinkle food on surface of this bowl, how the heck can I be confident of your fiscal aquity? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
2660 Among the applicants he has the most guts, but that could be a problem 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2661 Come on, don't be koi... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2662 You Department Heads should know when something is fishy in this company. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2663 Be the water. Be the freaking water. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2664 Must be nice working from home in the office... 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2665 It's true. There are lots of us in the sea, but I'm the only one here, so listen up! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2666 What do you mean I “drink like a fish”? I thought this was supposed to be a fishbowl meeting, not a fishbowl intervention. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2667 Of all the joints in all the boroughs in the whole city, you had to bring me to a sushi restaurant. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2668 Let us get down to business and stop fretting over sea level rise. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2669 Someone switch my bowl for a box, because I'm about to think outside of it! 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2670 OK, listen up and take good notes. In six minutes I won’t remember any of this. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2671 Yes" is the answer to what your'e thinking 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2672 Am I the only one who can see we're underwater? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
2673 In my opinion, this whole company's underwater. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
2674 In keeping with my open bowl policy, I've invited you all for lunch. But please, no ceviche. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
2675 Who’s the lost soul now? 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2676 Our stock’s down three points AGAIN? We’re already half under water! 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2677 Who was I blaming? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2678 -and that's how I escaped Seth MacFarlane's animation sweatshop. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2679 Read my lips: MY CHAIR IS BIGGER THAN YOURS. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2680 Let's not think outside the box. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2681 Did you happen to catch the special today? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2682 Could you lift the menu a bit so I can read it better? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2683 May I suggest for this project that everyone think outside the bowl?" 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2684 —in conclusion our continuing refinement of fossil fuels has no correlation with rising sea levels 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2685 Glub Glub, I’m a fish 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1