Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
I heard I’m being considered for a cabinet post. |
1.7238 |
0.01914 |
1774 |
889 |
486 |
399 |
1 |
Before we get married I should tell you I have a woodpecker. |
1.7223 |
0.01631 |
2650 |
1404 |
578 |
668 |
2 |
I got the job after the other guy got the axe. |
1.7051 |
0.01864 |
1770 |
882 |
528 |
360 |
3 |
I'm the branch manager. |
1.6814 |
0.01907 |
1695 |
878 |
479 |
338 |
4 |
It's the dress code for branch managers. |
1.6811 |
0.02061 |
1339 |
662 |
442 |
235 |
5 |
Momma always told me I’d make a fine dresser. |
1.6616 |
0.02472 |
981 |
516 |
281 |
184 |
6 |
Can you believe it? They’re making me branch manager! |
1.6485 |
0.01490 |
2703 |
1453 |
747 |
503 |
7 |
I need to look professional. I don't want to get axed. |
1.6362 |
0.01498 |
2603 |
1406 |
738 |
459 |
8 |
The interview went well, but they asked me if I'd be willing to relocate. |
1.6361 |
0.01822 |
1734 |
929 |
507 |
298 |
9 |
I was chosen for the board. |
1.6311 |
0.01888 |
1567 |
833 |
479 |
255 |
10 |
Before you ask,yes,I had help. |
1.6276 |
0.02154 |
1203 |
643 |
365 |
195 |
11 |
Margie, I don’t care if your roots are showing, you’re beautiful!”! |
1.6253 |
0.01931 |
1588 |
879 |
425 |
284 |
12 |
Once again. All dressed up and no place to go." |
1.6093 |
0.02082 |
1295 |
715 |
371 |
209 |
13 |
Ive got an interview with branch management |
1.6014 |
0.01906 |
1470 |
802 |
452 |
216 |
14 |
Either I'm tagged for removal or the logging crew is taking me out to a fancy steakhouse. |
1.6010 |
0.01927 |
1461 |
804 |
436 |
221 |
15 |
It confuses the dogs. |
1.5954 |
0.01406 |
2946 |
1695 |
748 |
503 |
16 |
What’s one more knot? |
1.5942 |
0.01875 |
1523 |
842 |
457 |
224 |
17 |
A bow tie? And look ridiculous? |
1.5913 |
0.01439 |
2750 |
1574 |
726 |
450 |
18 |
Why can't you find anything to wear? Did you look in your trunk?" |
1.5855 |
0.01865 |
1515 |
843 |
457 |
215 |
19 |
First I was afraid...then I was petrified! |
1.5821 |
0.01984 |
1474 |
864 |
362 |
248 |
20 |
It didn't help. She fell for a redwood. |
1.5773 |
0.01936 |
1429 |
812 |
409 |
208 |
21 |
Does this tie make me look too deciduous? |
1.5695 |
0.01520 |
2497 |
1489 |
594 |
414 |
22 |
I’m getting a place at the boardroom table! Oh, wait. Did they say “as”? |
1.5547 |
0.01948 |
1381 |
806 |
384 |
191 |
23 |
Does this make my trunk look bigger? |
1.5524 |
0.01951 |
1356 |
789 |
385 |
182 |
24 |
You won’t believe how long it took me to tie this. |
1.5514 |
0.02693 |
769 |
464 |
186 |
119 |
25 |
Just dressing for success - fortune teller says I have a future in fine furniture. |
1.5499 |
0.01882 |
1453 |
848 |
411 |
194 |
26 |
I want more respect from the dogs. |
1.5426 |
0.02037 |
1196 |
695 |
353 |
148 |
27 |
I'm trying to be more poplar. |
1.5398 |
0.02177 |
1067 |
628 |
302 |
137 |
28 |
First date. Tree hugger. |
1.5348 |
0.02068 |
1178 |
698 |
330 |
150 |
29 |
I look shady without it |
1.5304 |
0.01726 |
1578 |
915 |
489 |
174 |
30 |
They asked if I'd be willing to uproot.” |
1.5304 |
0.01772 |
2059 |
1376 |
274 |
409 |
31 |
My arborist doesn't know how to do a bough tie. |
1.5298 |
0.01875 |
1461 |
880 |
388 |
193 |
32 |
You're not going like THAT, are you? |
1.5241 |
0.01791 |
1574 |
950 |
423 |
201 |
33 |
You'd better get with the gentrification program, or you're firewood. |
1.5167 |
0.01914 |
1732 |
1170 |
229 |
333 |
34 |
You know how everybody ignores Arbor Day? Well, that's about to change. |
1.5132 |
0.01894 |
1327 |
796 |
381 |
150 |
35 |
Fall is coming. It helps me feel less naked. |
1.5094 |
0.01858 |
1380 |
833 |
391 |
156 |
36 |
I hope I’m not overdressed but I thought I’d go out on a limb |
1.5067 |
0.01882 |
1336 |
808 |
379 |
149 |
37 |
Oh man, I didn’t realize we were working from home today |
1.5040 |
0.01933 |
1260 |
764 |
357 |
139 |
38 |
I like it better than the yellow ribbon. What do you think? |
1.5036 |
0.02210 |
975 |
594 |
271 |
110 |
39 |
Do you have the rings. |
1.5022 |
0.01973 |
1380 |
885 |
297 |
198 |
40 |
Too sappy? |
1.5015 |
0.02599 |
680 |
410 |
199 |
71 |
41 |
I'm going into the forest 2 days a week now. |
1.4986 |
0.02624 |
714 |
444 |
184 |
86 |
42 |
I’m interviewing for a forest. |
1.4970 |
0.01954 |
1161 |
696 |
353 |
112 |
43 |
I was promoted to branch manager. |
1.4924 |
0.02119 |
1180 |
764 |
251 |
165 |
44 |
I’m auditioning for a formal garden. |
1.4889 |
0.02154 |
1035 |
648 |
268 |
119 |
45 |
One of the squirrels is having his lady friend over. |
1.4885 |
0.02115 |
1132 |
724 |
263 |
145 |
46 |
On Zoom they can't see that I'm not wearing pants. |
1.4878 |
0.02237 |
1066 |
697 |
218 |
151 |
47 |
I have an interview for branch manager |
1.4851 |
0.03908 |
336 |
217 |
75 |
44 |
48 |
It's not enough to be poplar. You want to look good too. |
1.4846 |
0.02147 |
1073 |
684 |
258 |
131 |
49 |
I'm applying for a desk job. |
1.4842 |
0.02305 |
884 |
553 |
234 |
97 |
50 |
I'm the new branch manager. |
1.4836 |
0.02203 |
1065 |
692 |
231 |
142 |
51 |
What? My wife always makes me put on a tie when we see her branch of the family. |
1.4835 |
0.02197 |
968 |
605 |
258 |
105 |
52 |
I got a job at the local branch. |
1.4831 |
0.02183 |
1033 |
659 |
249 |
125 |
53 |
It shows I’m executive timber. |
1.4823 |
0.02201 |
991 |
627 |
250 |
114 |
54 |
Hey, you any good with knots? |
1.4821 |
0.02153 |
1004 |
628 |
268 |
108 |
55 |
My pronouns are Tree/Trey |
1.4814 |
0.02249 |
1078 |
718 |
201 |
159 |
56 |
So I met this tree hugger on Timber.... |
1.4807 |
0.02245 |
1034 |
677 |
217 |
140 |
57 |
Does this make my neck look too long? |
1.4793 |
0.02230 |
968 |
616 |
240 |
112 |
58 |
The job description says they want someone with experience growing something from the ground up, so I think it's a good fit. |
1.4789 |
0.02211 |
1044 |
680 |
228 |
136 |
59 |
Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?” |
1.4780 |
0.02400 |
998 |
683 |
153 |
162 |
60 |
And so the boss says I only invest in hedge funds! |
1.4775 |
0.02514 |
756 |
481 |
189 |
86 |
61 |
Where do I see myself in five years? Probably as a dinette set. |
1.4767 |
0.02341 |
988 |
661 |
183 |
144 |
62 |
I still want to look good when I lose my leaves. |
1.4725 |
0.02243 |
946 |
606 |
233 |
107 |
63 |
I'm interviewing for the branch manager position. |
1.4723 |
0.02303 |
921 |
596 |
215 |
110 |
64 |
I told them I couldn’t go back into the office. I’d put roots down. |
1.4721 |
0.02254 |
951 |
613 |
227 |
111 |
65 |
It’s from the fall collection. |
1.4711 |
0.02283 |
970 |
637 |
209 |
124 |
66 |
I just feel stuck in my position, like I'm not going anywhere.. |
1.4701 |
0.02320 |
904 |
586 |
211 |
107 |
67 |
If you want the tree huggers you have to look inviting. |
1.4693 |
0.02304 |
912 |
591 |
214 |
107 |
68 |
Herb got the axe this morning. And just like that, I'm branch manager. |
1.4693 |
0.02528 |
846 |
572 |
151 |
123 |
69 |
Oh, I'm interviewing for a position at The New York Botanical Garden. |
1.4674 |
0.02330 |
873 |
563 |
212 |
98 |
70 |
I found it in my trunk. |
1.4667 |
0.02367 |
885 |
581 |
195 |
109 |
71 |
It just makes me feel better to get dressed even if I'm not going anywhere. |
1.4626 |
0.02431 |
763 |
487 |
199 |
77 |
72 |
Still working from home, Bob? |
1.4618 |
0.02447 |
825 |
545 |
179 |
101 |
73 |
Wear a different tie? Do you think they grow on trees? |
1.4612 |
0.02370 |
748 |
467 |
217 |
64 |
74 |
It's in memory of my grandfather. He's a railroad tie. |
1.4605 |
0.02608 |
773 |
524 |
142 |
107 |
75 |
They're making me go to the forest three days a week. |
1.4601 |
0.02462 |
702 |
441 |
199 |
62 |
76 |
I think it's definitely an upgrade from the yellow ribbon. |
1.4599 |
0.02352 |
811 |
519 |
211 |
81 |
77 |
This forest isn't going to manage itself. |
1.4599 |
0.02521 |
811 |
546 |
157 |
108 |
78 |
A real nice guy with a big chainsaw wrapped this beautiful tie around me! |
1.4597 |
0.02520 |
720 |
464 |
181 |
75 |
79 |
Casual Friday is for shrubs, Mike. |
1.4590 |
0.02506 |
780 |
516 |
170 |
94 |
80 |
Better to be called Pencil Neck than to BE a pencil. |
1.4586 |
0.02530 |
748 |
491 |
171 |
86 |
81 |
I got it on TreeBay. |
1.4573 |
0.02478 |
772 |
506 |
179 |
87 |
82 |
I'm not so sure you're Chippendale material. |
1.4572 |
0.03064 |
514 |
339 |
115 |
60 |
83 |
First day on the job, and I forgot to log out. |
1.4571 |
0.02487 |
757 |
494 |
180 |
83 |
84 |
So here I am, only 3 years later, branch manager. |
1.4569 |
0.02576 |
788 |
536 |
144 |
108 |
85 |
I have an interview for a desk job. |
1.4564 |
0.02520 |
723 |
469 |
178 |
76 |
86 |
The trick was teaching a squirrel to tie a tie. |
1.4561 |
0.02592 |
774 |
526 |
143 |
105 |
87 |
The nuts upstairs thought it would be funny. |
1.4555 |
0.02513 |
685 |
436 |
186 |
63 |
88 |
I thought we had been planted in a formal garden |
1.4548 |
0.02482 |
741 |
481 |
183 |
77 |
89 |
I'm gonna ace that interview for the branch manager job. |
1.4535 |
0.02500 |
785 |
524 |
166 |
95 |
90 |
I don’t know how I tied it either. |
1.4532 |
0.02607 |
737 |
496 |
148 |
93 |
91 |
It’s to mark my promotion to branch manager. |
1.4529 |
0.02589 |
733 |
490 |
154 |
89 |
92 |
Oaks don’t “spruce up. |
1.4517 |
0.02574 |
693 |
453 |
167 |
73 |
93 |
It's a Father's Day gift from the saplings |
1.4505 |
0.02549 |
748 |
500 |
159 |
89 |
94 |
What, you’ve never seen a tree knot before? |
1.4484 |
0.02689 |
707 |
483 |
131 |
93 |
95 |
It’s the only thing that fit me at the big and tall store. |
1.4477 |
0.02469 |
708 |
456 |
187 |
65 |
96 |
I had to start wearing this when I was promoted to branch manager. |
1.4474 |
0.02564 |
742 |
499 |
154 |
89 |
97 |
You could at least throw on a skirt |
1.4446 |
0.02747 |
560 |
360 |
151 |
49 |
98 |
I may not make a sound if I fall, but I'll at least look good doing it. |
1.4444 |
0.03867 |
306 |
202 |
72 |
32 |
99 |
I was just promoted to branch manager |
1.4436 |
0.02670 |
692 |
470 |
137 |
85 |
100 |
I'll give it right back after the lumberjack leaves. |
1.4434 |
0.02576 |
654 |
425 |
168 |
61 |
101 |
The interview went well, but they don’t allow remote work. |
1.4422 |
0.02625 |
597 |
382 |
166 |
49 |
102 |
It’s fine, they can only see my top half on Zoom |
1.4419 |
0.02709 |
654 |
441 |
137 |
76 |
103 |
Tomorrow I have a job interview for the position of branch manager |
1.4413 |
0.02848 |
630 |
435 |
112 |
83 |
104 |
Dress for the job you want Brian, not the job you have! |
1.4406 |
0.02675 |
665 |
448 |
141 |
76 |
105 |
I want to be noticed for my hard work ethic, not just my foliage. |
1.4394 |
0.02522 |
660 |
427 |
176 |
57 |
106 |
I have to be on Zoom today. |
1.4392 |
0.02608 |
658 |
435 |
157 |
66 |
107 |
You're looking at the new branch manager. |
1.4391 |
0.02773 |
599 |
400 |
135 |
64 |
108 |
I’m being transplanted to the Upper East Side. |
1.4387 |
0.02733 |
620 |
415 |
138 |
67 |
109 |
Changing my look for autumn. |
1.4383 |
0.02617 |
559 |
352 |
169 |
38 |
110 |
See … you don’t even notice my roots! |
1.4378 |
0.02794 |
587 |
392 |
133 |
62 |
111 |
You may look more sophisticated, but the dog is still going to pee on you |
1.4376 |
0.02799 |
617 |
420 |
124 |
73 |
112 |
Wish me luck! I've got a job interview at the paper mill. |
1.4367 |
0.02794 |
648 |
449 |
115 |
84 |
113 |
We need a hammock! |
1.4363 |
0.02903 |
557 |
376 |
119 |
62 |
114 |
Oh, damn. I forgot it’s Friday. |
1.4359 |
0.02566 |
663 |
437 |
163 |
63 |
115 |
I heard a strong knot can stop a chainsaw |
1.4354 |
0.02726 |
588 |
388 |
144 |
56 |
116 |
I was tired of people saying I looked shady |
1.4353 |
0.04244 |
255 |
171 |
57 |
27 |
117 |
Thought I’d spruce up a bit.
Turns out, we’re not spruce. |
1.4352 |
0.02742 |
602 |
402 |
138 |
62 |
118 |
I’m applying for branch manager. |
1.4327 |
0.02813 |
550 |
364 |
134 |
52 |
119 |
I'm still learning to tie it myself. |
1.4325 |
0.02737 |
615 |
415 |
134 |
66 |
120 |
How'd you get yours off? |
1.4325 |
0.02778 |
585 |
392 |
133 |
60 |
121 |
I know. I know. All dressed up but nowhere to go. |
1.4304 |
0.02827 |
611 |
422 |
115 |
74 |
122 |
My tailor said it will help attract a better class of dog… |
1.4290 |
0.02805 |
620 |
429 |
116 |
75 |
123 |
Mr Fetterman, we still have standards in this park |
1.4288 |
0.02968 |
534 |
365 |
109 |
60 |
124 |
I want to look good for my photosynthesis. |
1.4278 |
0.02786 |
582 |
393 |
129 |
60 |
125 |
I really didn't know what tie one-on meant! |
1.4270 |
0.02733 |
562 |
371 |
142 |
49 |
126 |
The trick is to place it around your neck when you are a seed and wait 20 years. |
1.4269 |
0.03014 |
520 |
357 |
104 |
59 |
127 |
I'm going to be office furniture |
1.4264 |
0.02792 |
598 |
409 |
123 |
66 |
128 |
What do you mean, now we’re a casual forest? |
1.4248 |
0.02851 |
499 |
327 |
132 |
40 |
129 |
I'm interviewing a new family of squirrels today. |
1.4248 |
0.02863 |
572 |
393 |
115 |
64 |
130 |
I’m not sure if I should take the job…they wanted me to relocate. |
1.4247 |
0.02861 |
558 |
380 |
119 |
59 |
131 |
I'm trying to impress the birches. |
1.4223 |
0.03066 |
502 |
347 |
98 |
57 |
132 |
I put it on in the Fall since without my leaves I feel naked. |
1.4221 |
0.02831 |
507 |
334 |
132 |
41 |
133 |
Just dressing up a bit so as not to appear shady. |
1.4221 |
0.02938 |
526 |
359 |
112 |
55 |
134 |
I've been promoted to Branch Manager. |
1.4218 |
0.02946 |
550 |
382 |
104 |
64 |
135 |
Call me old fashioned, but Arbor Day still means something to me. |
1.4211 |
0.02892 |
558 |
385 |
111 |
62 |
136 |
All dressed up with nowhere to go. |
1.4187 |
0.02911 |
523 |
356 |
115 |
52 |
137 |
I’m going for the executive suite desk. |
1.4187 |
0.02855 |
504 |
335 |
127 |
42 |
138 |
I've been promoted from a yellow ribbon. |
1.4181 |
0.02849 |
519 |
348 |
125 |
46 |
139 |
I have a date tonight with Greta Thunberg |
1.4174 |
0.03038 |
484 |
331 |
104 |
49 |
140 |
I have to start going in three days a week. |
1.4167 |
0.02868 |
468 |
306 |
129 |
33 |
141 |
I decided to get a desk job instead of becoming the desk. |
1.4158 |
0.02993 |
481 |
326 |
110 |
45 |
142 |
Can you help with this knot? |
1.4148 |
0.02908 |
487 |
326 |
120 |
41 |
143 |
Would you like to learn more about why I became a Jehovah's Witness? |
1.4145 |
0.03171 |
456 |
316 |
91 |
49 |
144 |
nan |
1.4129 |
0.03448 |
511 |
393 |
25 |
93 |
145 |
It’s really about distinguishing myself less as a forest and more as a tree. |
1.4123 |
0.02856 |
536 |
367 |
117 |
52 |
146 |
I'm interviewing for plant manager. |
1.4119 |
0.02942 |
505 |
346 |
110 |
49 |
147 |
I forgot this is Casual Friday |
1.4118 |
0.02744 |
510 |
336 |
138 |
36 |
148 |
I 'm so done with Summer Casual |
1.4114 |
0.02855 |
474 |
313 |
127 |
34 |
149 |
This year, I'm doing Arbor Day in style. |
1.4106 |
0.02928 |
492 |
334 |
114 |
44 |
150 |
I've got plenty of knots, but this one is a Windsor |
1.4089 |
0.03132 |
472 |
331 |
89 |
52 |
151 |
I may be in management now, but I haven't forgotten my roots. |
1.4054 |
0.03337 |
444 |
320 |
68 |
56 |
152 |
I’m going to make money grow on trees. |
1.4051 |
0.03017 |
511 |
361 |
93 |
57 |
153 |
One last question. Where do you see yourself in 100 years? |
1.4048 |
0.03145 |
457 |
320 |
89 |
48 |
154 |
It’s at the paper mill. They say it’s a temp job. |
1.4036 |
0.03309 |
446 |
321 |
70 |
55 |
155 |
Did I question your yellow ribbon phase? |
1.4027 |
0.03303 |
447 |
322 |
70 |
55 |
156 |
What the heck, Joe, you knew it was a formal. |
1.4025 |
0.03102 |
405 |
272 |
103 |
30 |
157 |
I heard they're going to make me into a formal dining table. |
1.4024 |
0.02962 |
502 |
350 |
102 |
50 |
158 |
Do you WANT to get the axe? Go ahead, keep flouting the dress code! |
1.4005 |
0.03264 |
422 |
297 |
81 |
44 |
159 |
Hey man, anything to look less like a pencil. |
1.3995 |
0.03144 |
428 |
296 |
93 |
39 |
160 |
Aren't you going to ask how I tied it? |
1.3972 |
0.03168 |
433 |
303 |
88 |
42 |
161 |
I’m dressed for fall |
1.3971 |
0.02847 |
481 |
326 |
119 |
36 |
162 |
I've been made branch manager. |
1.3952 |
0.03324 |
420 |
301 |
72 |
47 |
163 |
Are you old enough to carbon date? |
1.3942 |
0.03215 |
411 |
287 |
86 |
38 |
164 |
I like to get spruced up. |
1.3930 |
0.04346 |
229 |
161 |
46 |
22 |
165 |
If they think I'm conservative, maybe they won't kill me. |
1.3925 |
0.03277 |
400 |
281 |
81 |
38 |
166 |
It makes me look ten rings younger. |
1.3922 |
0.03318 |
459 |
340 |
58 |
61 |
167 |
With all the cuts happening around here, I’ll do whatever it takes to avoid getting the axe. |
1.3920 |
0.03286 |
426 |
306 |
73 |
47 |
168 |
Alright then, where do YOU think our necks start? |
1.3908 |
0.03460 |
371 |
264 |
69 |
38 |
169 |
The yellow ribbon was too 70's. |
1.3908 |
0.03132 |
412 |
285 |
93 |
34 |
170 |
I have an interview for a chair at the university |
1.3907 |
0.03440 |
389 |
280 |
66 |
43 |
171 |
Got this at a trunk sale. |
1.3895 |
0.03434 |
362 |
255 |
73 |
34 |
172 |
The toughest part was tying the knot! |
1.3894 |
0.03290 |
416 |
298 |
74 |
44 |
173 |
It means either that I am going to be chopped down or that I have to start going back to the office. |
1.3881 |
0.03280 |
402 |
285 |
78 |
39 |
174 |
'Ever since I left the greenhouse, I realized there is no more glass ceiling.' |
1.3876 |
0.03474 |
356 |
252 |
70 |
34 |
175 |
It's been in my trunk. |
1.3874 |
0.03180 |
413 |
290 |
86 |
37 |
176 |
Do horizontal stripes make me look taller? |
1.3866 |
0.03203 |
388 |
269 |
88 |
31 |
177 |
Where do you see yourself in one hundred and fifty years? |
1.3854 |
0.03369 |
384 |
274 |
72 |
38 |
178 |
When I'm on Zoom, you can't tell I'm not wearing pants |
1.3850 |
0.03568 |
361 |
262 |
59 |
40 |
179 |
I'm interviewing for a job as branch manager. |
1.3840 |
0.03242 |
388 |
272 |
83 |
33 |
180 |
Want to get together and pollinate this Spring? |
1.3834 |
0.03268 |
373 |
260 |
83 |
30 |
181 |
Tonight I'm accepting a Lifetime Achievement Award from my nursery. |
1.3811 |
0.03047 |
412 |
285 |
97 |
30 |
182 |
I thought I'd go out on a limb. |
1.3804 |
0.03349 |
326 |
223 |
82 |
21 |
183 |
Sorry - couldn't find the yellow ribbon. |
1.3803 |
0.03187 |
355 |
242 |
91 |
22 |
184 |
I just got promoted to Branch Manager. |
1.3802 |
0.03506 |
334 |
236 |
69 |
29 |
185 |
When you show a little self-respect, the dogs move on |
1.3799 |
0.03430 |
358 |
255 |
70 |
33 |
186 |
I get one from my kids every Arbor Day. |
1.3795 |
0.03366 |
390 |
282 |
68 |
40 |
187 |
You don't need pants. It's a Zoom call. |
1.3789 |
0.03748 |
351 |
263 |
43 |
45 |
188 |
Can you believe I tied it myself? |
1.3786 |
0.03349 |
383 |
275 |
71 |
37 |
189 |
And I'm having my roots done. |
1.3777 |
0.03561 |
323 |
229 |
66 |
28 |
190 |
I thin k it makes me look less like broccoli. |
1.3765 |
0.03471 |
324 |
227 |
72 |
25 |
191 |
The tie came with a meaningless job title, now I’m expected to pull twice as much CO2 from the air. |
1.3754 |
0.03393 |
349 |
247 |
73 |
29 |
192 |
It's a birthday gift from one of my saplings. |
1.3727 |
0.03122 |
381 |
265 |
90 |
26 |
193 |
Love your fro! |
1.3721 |
0.03425 |
344 |
245 |
70 |
29 |
194 |
I tried to get in. But the dress code said 'No trunks.' |
1.3718 |
0.03465 |
355 |
257 |
64 |
34 |
195 |
I had to quit. The commute was impossible. |
1.3683 |
0.03615 |
315 |
227 |
60 |
28 |
196 |
So I forgot it was casual Friday; can't I just choose to look nice? |
1.3666 |
0.03195 |
371 |
262 |
82 |
27 |
197 |
Good news! I have a job interview at the paper factory! |
1.3662 |
0.03613 |
325 |
237 |
57 |
31 |
198 |
I’m not sure if I will take the job if it means uprooting the family. |
1.3659 |
0.03392 |
358 |
259 |
67 |
32 |
199 |
So the tie is weird, but not the fact we can talk? |
1.3659 |
0.03833 |
287 |
209 |
51 |
27 |
200 |
We’ve discussed moving but I have roots here |
1.3650 |
0.03567 |
337 |
247 |
57 |
33 |
201 |
I'd suggest you polish your resume and interview skills, too. Standing around providing life-sustaining oxygen is just not a valued skill anymore. |
1.3643 |
0.03761 |
291 |
211 |
54 |
26 |
202 |
You thought that you would never see…A necktie hanging from a tree… A Windsor knot?…A four-in-hand?…The things that I don’t understand…While poems are made by saps like me… Only God can make a tree. |
1.3636 |
0.04029 |
297 |
226 |
34 |
37 |
203 |
If they want cultivated, I'll give them cultivated. |
1.3636 |
0.03412 |
330 |
235 |
70 |
25 |
204 |
You can dress me up but you can’t take me anywhere. |
1.3636 |
0.03550 |
319 |
230 |
62 |
27 |
205 |
I'm not just gonna make a sound when I fall; I'm gonna make a statement. |
1.3631 |
0.03472 |
336 |
243 |
64 |
29 |
206 |
Dress for the executive letterhead paper you want to become, not the boring old paper you’re slated to be! |
1.3631 |
0.03315 |
336 |
237 |
76 |
23 |
207 |
It’s time I dressed for the job I want: branch manager. |
1.3627 |
0.03743 |
306 |
225 |
51 |
30 |
208 |
I have a board meeting today. |
1.3625 |
0.03294 |
331 |
232 |
78 |
21 |
209 |
It doesn't matter that my roots are showing, my webcam only captures me from the mid-trunk up. |
1.3614 |
0.03421 |
332 |
238 |
68 |
26 |
210 |
I just found out I'm up for a board position. |
1.3610 |
0.03479 |
313 |
223 |
67 |
23 |
211 |
I think it makes me suave, debonair and definitely more huggable. |
1.3586 |
0.03416 |
343 |
249 |
65 |
29 |
212 |
They say ‘dress for the job you want’. I’m hoping to be made into a tie rack. |
1.3581 |
0.03645 |
296 |
214 |
58 |
24 |
213 |
I’m a branch manager. |
1.3581 |
0.03485 |
296 |
209 |
68 |
19 |
214 |
Goodbye giving tree - Hello doing tree. |
1.3571 |
0.03791 |
280 |
204 |
52 |
24 |
215 |
I’m your branch manager now |
1.3569 |
0.03548 |
311 |
225 |
61 |
25 |
216 |
You haven't heard of Fall Fashion Week? |
1.3566 |
0.03496 |
286 |
201 |
68 |
17 |
217 |
This is the most stylish neck of the woods. |
1.3564 |
0.03583 |
303 |
219 |
60 |
24 |
218 |
I'm interviewing for Branch Manager. |
1.3543 |
0.03739 |
302 |
224 |
49 |
29 |
219 |
I used to be mistaken for broccoli all the time until I got a stylist. |
1.3537 |
0.03593 |
294 |
212 |
60 |
22 |
220 |
My goal is to retire by the time I’m 400. |
1.3537 |
0.03625 |
294 |
213 |
58 |
23 |
221 |
I never get hired when I wear a tire swing. |
1.3525 |
0.04065 |
295 |
229 |
28 |
38 |
222 |
I wanted to be part of the Executive Branch |
1.3490 |
0.03647 |
298 |
219 |
54 |
25 |
223 |
Call me old-fashioned, but I still like to dress up
for Arbor Day. |
1.3489 |
0.03967 |
278 |
210 |
39 |
29 |
224 |
Yeah, today's my admissions interview at the arboreum. |
1.3488 |
0.03741 |
301 |
225 |
47 |
29 |
225 |
I'll feel less naked when I lose my leaves, that's why. |
1.3483 |
0.03620 |
290 |
211 |
57 |
22 |
226 |
The interview seemed to be going well until they asked me if I could travel. |
1.3478 |
0.03667 |
299 |
221 |
52 |
26 |
227 |
The yellow ribbon is so last season |
1.3470 |
0.03714 |
268 |
194 |
55 |
19 |
228 |
Did you seriously just ask if I tied it all by myself? |
1.3464 |
0.03779 |
306 |
232 |
42 |
32 |
229 |
Don’t you think you are taking business casual a little too far? |
1.3463 |
0.03661 |
257 |
183 |
59 |
15 |
230 |
Hello, my name is Elder Wood. |
1.3453 |
0.03760 |
278 |
205 |
50 |
23 |
231 |
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. |
1.3450 |
0.03811 |
258 |
188 |
51 |
19 |
232 |
It matches my rings |
1.3448 |
0.03701 |
261 |
188 |
56 |
17 |
233 |
I’m a professional tree |
1.3440 |
0.03510 |
282 |
202 |
63 |
17 |
234 |
I always like to spruce up a little for leaf peeping season! |
1.3431 |
0.03578 |
274 |
197 |
60 |
17 |
235 |
I was really hoping for that lateral move. |
1.3429 |
0.03856 |
312 |
242 |
33 |
37 |
236 |
They're giving me the ax. |
1.3424 |
0.03503 |
295 |
214 |
61 |
20 |
237 |
We have to wear one. We're branch managers. |
1.3422 |
0.03794 |
263 |
193 |
50 |
20 |
238 |
I feel like I still look like broccoli |
1.3420 |
0.03590 |
307 |
228 |
53 |
26 |
239 |
I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go |
1.3414 |
0.03675 |
290 |
215 |
51 |
24 |
240 |
Gotta look my best--I heard those men say I'd be perfect for the board! |
1.3411 |
0.03960 |
258 |
193 |
42 |
23 |
241 |
I'm branching out into business. |
1.3402 |
0.03691 |
244 |
174 |
57 |
13 |
242 |
I feel all spruced up. |
1.3391 |
0.03705 |
233 |
165 |
57 |
11 |
243 |
This time next month we'll be bald but at least I'll look professional. |
1.3385 |
0.03890 |
257 |
191 |
45 |
21 |
244 |
If I'm going down, I'm going down in style. |
1.3383 |
0.03682 |
266 |
194 |
54 |
18 |
245 |
My arborist recommends that I spruce up my image |
1.3381 |
0.03498 |
278 |
200 |
62 |
16 |
246 |
I'm dressing for the job I want...money isn't going to just start growing on me. |
1.3381 |
0.03821 |
281 |
212 |
43 |
26 |
247 |
Corporate says they will be making some cuts. |
1.3379 |
0.03342 |
293 |
209 |
69 |
15 |
248 |
Chop me down if I ever have to wear a tie to work. |
1.3375 |
0.03954 |
240 |
177 |
45 |
18 |
249 |
It’s a zoom call. Only the top half matters. |
1.3374 |
0.03970 |
246 |
183 |
43 |
20 |
250 |
I'd like them to consider me for the new chair. |
1.3372 |
0.03798 |
258 |
190 |
49 |
19 |
251 |
well, frankly, i just haven't been able to get it off. |
1.3372 |
0.03877 |
258 |
192 |
45 |
21 |
252 |
This just matches my personality better than a yellow ribbon. |
1.3367 |
0.03642 |
300 |
225 |
49 |
26 |
253 |
I want to look my best for the fall foliage tourists. |
1.3359 |
0.03596 |
262 |
189 |
58 |
15 |
254 |
I think it's important to look nice even if you aren't going anywhere. |
1.3358 |
0.03814 |
271 |
203 |
45 |
23 |
255 |
I'm trying to set an example for John Fetterman. |
1.3358 |
0.03990 |
274 |
211 |
34 |
29 |
256 |
I identify as ornamental. |
1.3347 |
0.03984 |
248 |
186 |
41 |
21 |
257 |
Sometimes I wish I could just walk away from it all |
1.3345 |
0.03978 |
278 |
215 |
33 |
30 |
258 |
You don't look much like your Timber profile. |
1.3333 |
0.03946 |
240 |
178 |
44 |
18 |
259 |
I’m hoping to branch out. |
1.3333 |
0.03970 |
222 |
162 |
46 |
14 |
260 |
In five years time I see myself as an executive desk. |
1.3333 |
0.03970 |
249 |
187 |
41 |
21 |
261 |
I got the horizontal stripes so I don’t look so tall. |
1.3320 |
0.04032 |
247 |
187 |
38 |
22 |
262 |
Dress for the squirrels you want. |
1.3307 |
0.03829 |
254 |
189 |
46 |
19 |
263 |
It's a temp job. I made it clear I'm not willing to relocate. |
1.3307 |
0.03902 |
251 |
188 |
43 |
20 |
264 |
I never saw myself as a hardwood floor, I’m more of a front desk person. |
1.3307 |
0.04062 |
251 |
192 |
35 |
24 |
265 |
They told me I'll be going into a formal dining room. |
1.3300 |
0.03596 |
297 |
223 |
50 |
24 |
266 |
I'm interviewing for a job in a national park. |
1.3299 |
0.03583 |
291 |
217 |
52 |
22 |
267 |
You're lucky to work in the Senate. |
1.3296 |
0.03886 |
270 |
206 |
39 |
25 |
268 |
I've got a hot date tonight with a sugar maple. |
1.3295 |
0.03686 |
264 |
195 |
51 |
18 |
269 |
Maybe you don’t care, but to me Arbor Day still means something! |
1.3295 |
0.03946 |
261 |
199 |
38 |
24 |
270 |
I bet I get more hugs. |
1.3292 |
0.03758 |
240 |
175 |
51 |
14 |
271 |
It was a good offer, but not enough to uproot myself for. |
1.3281 |
0.03710 |
253 |
186 |
51 |
16 |
272 |
Honey, guess who’s the new Branch Manager! |
1.3280 |
0.03783 |
250 |
185 |
48 |
17 |
273 |
It's my first job interview. I hope I'm going to make the cut. |
1.3279 |
0.03668 |
244 |
177 |
54 |
13 |
274 |
I'm trying to look less shady. |
1.3277 |
0.03915 |
238 |
177 |
44 |
17 |
275 |
Of course it's a clip-on, you moron |
1.3264 |
0.04034 |
239 |
181 |
38 |
20 |
276 |
It was a Father’s Day gift from one of my acorns |
1.3262 |
0.03828 |
233 |
171 |
48 |
14 |
277 |
Darn it I forgot it was Casual Friday again! |
1.3262 |
0.03923 |
233 |
173 |
44 |
16 |
278 |
I'd like to be considered for the new chair. |
1.3258 |
0.03679 |
264 |
196 |
50 |
18 |
279 |
I’m interviewing for new branch manager. |
1.3255 |
0.03601 |
255 |
186 |
55 |
14 |
280 |
So, tell me, are you able to relocate if we offer you the position? |
1.3244 |
0.03889 |
262 |
200 |
39 |
23 |
281 |
Does this make me look like a sap? |
1.3243 |
0.04203 |
222 |
169 |
34 |
19 |
282 |
Yeah, I've read The Giving Tree. It scares the sap out of me. |
1.3230 |
0.04146 |
226 |
172 |
35 |
19 |
283 |
It brings out my bark. |
1.3230 |
0.03863 |
257 |
195 |
41 |
21 |
284 |
This isn't so bad. Last time it was 100 yellow ribbons. |
1.3229 |
0.04138 |
223 |
169 |
36 |
18 |
285 |
The yellow ribbon did not go with my outfit. |
1.3224 |
0.03955 |
245 |
186 |
39 |
20 |
286 |
Well, I’m off to the Fall Formal! |
1.3213 |
0.03695 |
249 |
184 |
50 |
15 |
287 |
No, I don’t know how I got this on either! |
1.3211 |
0.03856 |
246 |
185 |
43 |
18 |
288 |
I got the job! Starting down at the paper mill next week. |
1.3208 |
0.03968 |
240 |
182 |
39 |
19 |
289 |
I have an interview to get into a formal garden! |
1.3207 |
0.03820 |
237 |
176 |
46 |
15 |
290 |
I heard some kids say "we could play in that tree if it had attire!" |
1.3197 |
0.03919 |
244 |
185 |
40 |
19 |
291 |
Is this my neck? |
1.3197 |
0.04004 |
244 |
187 |
36 |
21 |
292 |
Do you stand here often? |
1.3196 |
0.03873 |
219 |
161 |
46 |
12 |
293 |
If I play my cards right, in three months I’ll be a desk. |
1.3193 |
0.03944 |
238 |
180 |
40 |
18 |
294 |
I thought I’d spruce up my wardrobe today. |
1.3185 |
0.03655 |
248 |
183 |
51 |
14 |
295 |
Love the job, but I could be axed at any moment. |
1.3184 |
0.04030 |
223 |
168 |
39 |
16 |
296 |
Notice anything different? |
1.3184 |
0.03774 |
245 |
183 |
46 |
16 |
297 |
Every autumn we lose everything. I wanted to go out in style. |
1.3182 |
0.04119 |
220 |
167 |
36 |
17 |
298 |
I am dressing to enhance my new found importance to the planet. |
1.3180 |
0.03930 |
239 |
181 |
40 |
18 |
299 |
With work from home, I'm really putting down roots. |
1.3180 |
0.03930 |
239 |
181 |
40 |
18 |
300 |
I got it at a trunk show. |
1.3176 |
0.04092 |
233 |
179 |
34 |
20 |
301 |
They want to promote me to branch manager. |
1.3171 |
0.03805 |
246 |
185 |
44 |
17 |
302 |
Does this make my ash look big? |
1.3170 |
0.04209 |
224 |
173 |
31 |
20 |
303 |
I’m one of the nut trees in the Senate that thinks it’s more important to wear a tie than actually pass legislation that might help the American people. |
1.3169 |
0.03968 |
243 |
186 |
37 |
20 |
304 |
OMG. I totally forgot it was casual Friday! |
1.3160 |
0.03764 |
269 |
206 |
41 |
22 |
305 |
Dress for the forest you want, not for the forest you're in. |
1.3158 |
0.03835 |
247 |
187 |
42 |
18 |
306 |
Remember that tree hugger? Turns out he knew how to tie a Windsor. |
1.3151 |
0.03890 |
238 |
180 |
41 |
17 |
307 |
I was all ready to go,then that damn dog had to come by. |
1.3143 |
0.04610 |
210 |
168 |
18 |
24 |
308 |
The hard part was getting it the right length. |
1.3136 |
0.04258 |
220 |
171 |
29 |
20 |
309 |
I think we should see other treeple |
1.3136 |
0.04355 |
220 |
173 |
25 |
22 |
310 |
I didn't sell out Jerry, I grew up |
1.3136 |
0.04058 |
220 |
167 |
37 |
16 |
311 |
I aspire to a desk in the executive suite. |
1.3131 |
0.04030 |
214 |
161 |
39 |
14 |
312 |
I've always liked the look of knots. |
1.3128 |
0.03869 |
227 |
170 |
43 |
14 |
313 |
Your ex is demanding half of the apples. |
1.3127 |
0.03942 |
275 |
218 |
28 |
29 |
314 |
It took forever to decide on one, which is ironic--because I'm deciduous. |
1.3122 |
0.03834 |
221 |
164 |
45 |
12 |
315 |
Thought I'd make an effort for our treesome |
1.3122 |
0.04192 |
221 |
171 |
31 |
19 |
316 |
All dressed up, but impossible to go. |
1.3120 |
0.04023 |
234 |
180 |
35 |
19 |
317 |
Well, I am a spruce tree. |
1.3111 |
0.03990 |
225 |
171 |
38 |
16 |
318 |
I didn’t like it at first, but it’s growing on me. |
1.3110 |
0.04364 |
209 |
163 |
27 |
19 |
319 |
I'm just sayin', more attractive trees are less likely to be cut down. |
1.3109 |
0.03882 |
238 |
181 |
40 |
17 |
320 |
It makes my trunk look shorter |
1.3108 |
0.03475 |
251 |
184 |
56 |
11 |
321 |
I tell ya I get no respect. Dogs think it's an arrow pointing to the toilet. |
1.3107 |
0.04516 |
206 |
163 |
22 |
21 |
322 |
The bow tie just looked silly |
1.3106 |
0.04185 |
235 |
185 |
27 |
23 |
323 |
How do you like my knot? |
1.3105 |
0.03799 |
219 |
162 |
46 |
11 |
324 |
It’s for my Tinder profile. |
1.3105 |
0.03898 |
248 |
191 |
37 |
20 |
325 |
Yes, interest rates have stabilized, but we are not out of the woods yet. |
1.3102 |
0.04309 |
216 |
169 |
27 |
20 |
326 |
Sure, I had to get a little creative with my resume—but they were pretty impressed with my 15 years as branch manager. |
1.3100 |
0.04174 |
229 |
179 |
29 |
21 |
327 |
Dress Down Friday doesn't start til September. |
1.3100 |
0.03972 |
200 |
148 |
42 |
10 |
328 |
I was feeling knotty |
1.3097 |
0.03974 |
226 |
172 |
38 |
16 |
329 |
Last time someone took a photo with me in the background, I wasn't ready. |
1.3096 |
0.04381 |
197 |
152 |
29 |
16 |
330 |
Would you like to attend a short presentation about a timeshare? |
1.3089 |
0.03789 |
246 |
187 |
42 |
17 |
331 |
It's either go corporate or become toilet paper, ok? |
1.3084 |
0.03959 |
227 |
173 |
38 |
16 |
332 |
I’m being transplanted to a business park. |
1.3080 |
0.03887 |
237 |
181 |
39 |
17 |
333 |
I've got an interview with Home Depot. |
1.3073 |
0.04224 |
218 |
170 |
29 |
19 |
334 |
What can I tell you? My arborist went to Princeton" |
1.3073 |
0.03858 |
218 |
163 |
43 |
12 |
335 |
I'm hoping to be transplanted to an English garden |
1.3067 |
0.03980 |
225 |
172 |
37 |
16 |
336 |
Otherwise you just look like broccoli |
1.3064 |
0.03999 |
235 |
182 |
34 |
19 |
337 |
I've got an interview for a desk position. As a desk. |
1.3062 |
0.04137 |
209 |
160 |
34 |
15 |
338 |
I was told it was a formal garden! |
1.3059 |
0.04003 |
219 |
167 |
37 |
15 |
339 |
I’m hoping to become business cards. |
1.3059 |
0.04106 |
219 |
169 |
33 |
17 |
340 |
It's called personification. Usually, it's done with words. |
1.3058 |
0.04121 |
206 |
157 |
35 |
14 |
341 |
I’m thinking about going with my bough tie instead." |
1.3058 |
0.03945 |
206 |
154 |
41 |
11 |
342 |
It’s actually nicer, before it was just a yellow ribbon. |
1.3057 |
0.03830 |
229 |
173 |
42 |
14 |
343 |
Long term, I hope to become an executive chair. |
1.3054 |
0.04221 |
203 |
156 |
32 |
15 |
344 |
I think I have a tie in my knot. |
1.3053 |
0.04111 |
226 |
176 |
31 |
19 |
345 |
Never realized you have such a long neck. |
1.3053 |
0.03655 |
226 |
167 |
49 |
10 |
346 |
No one ever knows what to get me for Arbor Day. |
1.3053 |
0.04063 |
226 |
175 |
33 |
18 |
347 |
I picked up a day job, honey. The days of getting by on sunlight and nutrients are over, I fear. |
1.3053 |
0.03959 |
190 |
140 |
42 |
8 |
348 |
If I wear this tie in the forest and nobody's around to see it, does it still look ridiculous? |
1.3051 |
0.03751 |
236 |
178 |
44 |
14 |
349 |
No more ‘giving tree.’ I’m dressed for success and ready to start taking. |
1.3047 |
0.03880 |
233 |
178 |
39 |
16 |
350 |
Every Arbor Day my acorns get me one. |
1.3041 |
0.04025 |
217 |
166 |
36 |
15 |
351 |
Hey, I don't want to show up looking like a sap. |
1.3040 |
0.03999 |
227 |
175 |
35 |
17 |
352 |
I got the job - you’re looking at the new branch manager! |
1.3039 |
0.04087 |
204 |
155 |
36 |
13 |
353 |
You don’t need pants for a Zoom meeting. |
1.3030 |
0.04291 |
198 |
153 |
30 |
15 |
354 |
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? |
1.3027 |
0.04569 |
185 |
145 |
24 |
16 |
355 |
You’re my emergency contact. So if I fall you’ll be here to hear it? |
1.3026 |
0.04275 |
195 |
150 |
31 |
14 |
356 |
You do you. The invite specifically said: Smart casual. |
1.3025 |
0.03818 |
238 |
182 |
40 |
16 |
357 |
Just thought I'd spruce up a bit |
1.3022 |
0.03817 |
225 |
170 |
42 |
13 |
358 |
I only work remote on Wednesdays |
1.3020 |
0.03829 |
245 |
189 |
38 |
18 |
359 |
You were right, Lois. Vertical stripes would've been a better choice for a guy of my height. |
1.3018 |
0.03744 |
222 |
166 |
45 |
11 |
360 |
I want to attract a better class of squirrel. |
1.3017 |
0.03738 |
232 |
175 |
44 |
13 |
361 |
Looks like you went to the same barber. |
1.3014 |
0.04045 |
219 |
169 |
34 |
16 |
362 |
They told me I'm to be a special guest at a lumber party -- whatever that is. |
1.3014 |
0.04096 |
219 |
170 |
32 |
17 |
363 |
My branch manager was actually surprised by my request to take leave in the fall. |
1.3014 |
0.03993 |
219 |
168 |
36 |
15 |
364 |
I think it's called a necktie. What's a neck? |
1.3010 |
0.04068 |
196 |
148 |
37 |
11 |
365 |
I thought this was a formal garden. |
1.3010 |
0.03749 |
206 |
152 |
46 |
8 |
366 |
It’s called the bough tie” |
1.3005 |
0.04123 |
213 |
165 |
32 |
16 |
367 |
‘This is my first Timber date.’ |
1.3004 |
0.04091 |
223 |
174 |
31 |
18 |
368 |
They offered me the position "assistant to the branch manager". |
1.3000 |
0.04133 |
200 |
153 |
34 |
13 |
369 |
You know, if you dress well at this job you're less likely to get axed |
1.2995 |
0.04035 |
207 |
158 |
36 |
13 |
370 |
It's a clip-on. |
1.2995 |
0.04475 |
197 |
156 |
23 |
18 |
371 |
I’m dressing for the planet I want, not the one we have. |
1.2995 |
0.04056 |
187 |
140 |
38 |
9 |
372 |
I know it's casual Friday, but I just can't untie this thing. |
1.2995 |
0.04127 |
187 |
141 |
36 |
10 |
373 |
I know it's casual firday, but I am deciduously against it. |
1.2991 |
0.03976 |
224 |
173 |
35 |
16 |
374 |
And they told me I had the potential to be a great dresser! |
1.2989 |
0.04446 |
184 |
143 |
27 |
14 |
375 |
I know the invitation said casual, but I can’t untie it. |
1.2986 |
0.03856 |
221 |
168 |
40 |
13 |
376 |
Just trying to spruce myself up a little. |
1.2983 |
0.04358 |
181 |
139 |
30 |
12 |
377 |
Should I have gone with a bough tie instead? |
1.2983 |
0.04287 |
181 |
138 |
32 |
11 |
378 |
I plan to run my own forest someday. |
1.2982 |
0.04022 |
228 |
178 |
32 |
18 |
379 |
Thanks,I got it at a trunk show. |
1.2977 |
0.03871 |
215 |
163 |
40 |
12 |
380 |
We're looking for someone who thrives in environments with high rates of burnout. |
1.2976 |
0.04116 |
205 |
158 |
33 |
14 |
381 |
You’re probably wondering how I tied it. |
1.2973 |
0.04098 |
222 |
174 |
30 |
18 |
382 |
I can’t believe I failed the interview for branch manager. |
1.2972 |
0.04129 |
212 |
165 |
31 |
16 |
383 |
Without it, I feel like just a big piece of broccoli. |
1.2970 |
0.04216 |
202 |
157 |
30 |
15 |
384 |
I always like dressing up after a pruning. |
1.2968 |
0.04086 |
219 |
171 |
31 |
17 |
385 |
I heard National Geographic is coming today. |
1.2967 |
0.04002 |
209 |
160 |
36 |
13 |
386 |
They say it makes me look taller. |
1.2965 |
0.04139 |
199 |
153 |
33 |
13 |
387 |
Wudda ya think? Does it go with my leaves? |
1.2963 |
0.03742 |
216 |
162 |
44 |
10 |
388 |
Now when all my leaves fall off, I won't feel quite as naked. |
1.2963 |
0.03611 |
243 |
184 |
46 |
13 |
389 |
I found it when I was unpacking my trunk |
1.2956 |
0.04313 |
203 |
160 |
26 |
17 |
390 |
Of course it’s a clip-on, I don’t have any hands! |
1.2952 |
0.04098 |
210 |
163 |
32 |
15 |
391 |
I'm going for Branch Manager. |
1.2947 |
0.04195 |
207 |
162 |
29 |
16 |
392 |
Does it go with my bark? |
1.2941 |
0.04180 |
204 |
159 |
30 |
15 |
393 |
What? Too formal for summer? |
1.2936 |
0.03687 |
235 |
179 |
43 |
13 |
394 |
They are moving me to a park near Wall Street. |
1.2935 |
0.04103 |
201 |
155 |
33 |
13 |
395 |
I don’t care what you say, I’m going places |
1.2935 |
0.03980 |
201 |
153 |
37 |
11 |
396 |
How did you know I have a Zoom this morning? |
1.2933 |
0.03948 |
208 |
159 |
37 |
12 |
397 |
I don't like that the human put this stupid tie on me but I consider myself lucky after what he let his dog do on you! |
1.2929 |
0.04443 |
198 |
158 |
22 |
18 |
398 |
A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair”
I decided on this tie instead |
1.2929 |
0.04443 |
198 |
158 |
22 |
18 |
399 |
Now we can both work in the Senate. |
1.2927 |
0.04219 |
205 |
161 |
28 |
16 |
400 |
I found it at a trunk show. |
1.2926 |
0.03646 |
229 |
173 |
45 |
11 |
401 |
I was told you asked to see the Branch Manager? |
1.2924 |
0.03911 |
236 |
185 |
33 |
18 |
402 |
Ancestree.com says I'm a Windsor Knotty Pine. |
1.2923 |
0.04312 |
195 |
153 |
27 |
15 |
403 |
I'm from the branch office. |
1.2922 |
0.04075 |
219 |
172 |
30 |
17 |
404 |
It’s a zoom interview so I only have to look nice on top. |
1.2919 |
0.04065 |
185 |
140 |
36 |
9 |
405 |
Finally, they made me Branch Manager. |
1.2917 |
0.04062 |
216 |
169 |
31 |
16 |
406 |
The joke’s on them. They can dress me up, but they can’t take me anywhere. |
1.2908 |
0.04353 |
196 |
155 |
25 |
16 |
407 |
You're lucky that you can still work remotely. |
1.2905 |
0.04030 |
210 |
163 |
33 |
14 |
408 |
New dress code regulations. Just came down from the branch office. |
1.2903 |
0.04045 |
217 |
170 |
31 |
16 |
409 |
It's Arbor Day, stupid. |
1.2902 |
0.04148 |
193 |
149 |
32 |
12 |
410 |
It looks like you’ve been sap-poenaed. |
1.2900 |
0.04460 |
200 |
161 |
20 |
19 |
411 |
I'm scheduled to appear on "Finding Your Roots." |
1.2899 |
0.03892 |
207 |
158 |
38 |
11 |
412 |
I like putting my best root forward. |
1.2897 |
0.04030 |
214 |
167 |
32 |
15 |
413 |
You'll be proud, Pop. The paper mill called and said they had a job for me. |
1.2896 |
0.04160 |
183 |
140 |
33 |
10 |
414 |
So what do you think? Do I look taller? |
1.2893 |
0.04024 |
197 |
151 |
35 |
11 |
415 |
Of course it fits. The man with the axe measured me twice yesterday. |
1.2888 |
0.04499 |
187 |
149 |
22 |
16 |
416 |
nan |
1.2887 |
0.04298 |
239 |
198 |
13 |
28 |
417 |
That's Right, You're Looking at the New Branch Manager! |
1.2887 |
0.04256 |
194 |
152 |
28 |
14 |
418 |
I told her, 'Yellow Ribbon! Yellow Ribbon! |
1.2886 |
0.04029 |
201 |
155 |
34 |
12 |
419 |
I learned how to tie it on YouTube. |
1.2885 |
0.03994 |
208 |
161 |
34 |
13 |
420 |
I'm trying to look more "old-growth" |
1.2879 |
0.04069 |
198 |
153 |
33 |
12 |
421 |
Arbor Day, dude! |
1.2877 |
0.04065 |
219 |
173 |
29 |
17 |
422 |
Got an interview at the mill. |
1.2872 |
0.04046 |
195 |
150 |
34 |
11 |
423 |
I’ve got an interview for the arboretum. |
1.2871 |
0.04073 |
202 |
157 |
32 |
13 |
424 |
I'm either dressed for success or marked for harvest- I don't know which. |
1.2871 |
0.04073 |
202 |
157 |
32 |
13 |
425 |
I thought it would make me more attractive to pollinators. |
1.2865 |
0.04408 |
192 |
153 |
23 |
16 |
426 |
- “Northeast Lumber loved my résumé, and now I just have to nail the interview.“ |
1.2865 |
0.04282 |
192 |
151 |
27 |
14 |
427 |
I think the tie helps distract the fact I’m going to be bald soon. |
1.2864 |
0.04175 |
199 |
156 |
29 |
14 |
428 |
When you become plant manager you have to wear a tie. |
1.2864 |
0.03896 |
206 |
158 |
37 |
11 |
429 |
My squirrel has a girlfriend. |
1.2857 |
0.03689 |
196 |
146 |
44 |
6 |
430 |
My eyes are up here, Tom. |
1.2857 |
0.04263 |
189 |
148 |
28 |
13 |
431 |
Don't bother submitting a caption. You'll never win |
1.2857 |
0.04712 |
182 |
148 |
16 |
18 |
432 |
What can I say? I'm old growth. |
1.2857 |
0.04277 |
175 |
135 |
30 |
10 |
433 |
Yeah, yeah, so I tied one on. Big deal! |
1.2850 |
0.04156 |
200 |
157 |
29 |
14 |
434 |
It’s supposed to be slimming.” |
1.2850 |
0.04034 |
200 |
155 |
33 |
12 |
435 |
You cant imagine how hard it was to get the knot right. |
1.2850 |
0.04262 |
193 |
152 |
27 |
14 |
436 |
I overheard them saying I'm boardroom material |
1.2849 |
0.04376 |
186 |
147 |
25 |
14 |
437 |
Do I look less shady? |
1.2849 |
0.04309 |
186 |
146 |
27 |
13 |
438 |
I started in STEM a long time ago. |
1.2849 |
0.04172 |
186 |
144 |
31 |
11 |
439 |
It was a gift from my seedlings. |
1.2845 |
0.03893 |
232 |
183 |
32 |
17 |
440 |
Productivity is at an all-time high, and yet, we still can’t compete with Evergreen’s consistency. |
1.2843 |
0.04270 |
204 |
163 |
24 |
17 |
441 |
I'm tired of looking like a toilet brush." |
1.2843 |
0.04260 |
197 |
156 |
26 |
15 |
442 |
A rep from Ikea told me that I'm good office material. |
1.2842 |
0.04372 |
190 |
151 |
24 |
15 |
443 |
Forest casual I presume |
1.2842 |
0.04041 |
190 |
146 |
34 |
10 |
444 |
If you don’t want to get the axe…you have to dress the part |
1.2842 |
0.04357 |
183 |
144 |
26 |
13 |
445 |
Oops! I forgot it was casual Friday. |
1.2841 |
0.04179 |
176 |
135 |
32 |
9 |
446 |
I'm going on "Finding Your Roots" tonight. |
1.2836 |
0.04372 |
201 |
162 |
21 |
18 |
447 |
I put on a tie for Zooms, but stay in my trunks. |
1.2835 |
0.04305 |
194 |
154 |
25 |
15 |
448 |
Dress for the credenza you WANT to be. |
1.2834 |
0.04153 |
187 |
145 |
31 |
11 |
449 |
I asked Alexa to order Thai. |
1.2828 |
0.03992 |
198 |
153 |
34 |
11 |
450 |
Does this go with my leaves? |
1.2826 |
0.04336 |
184 |
145 |
26 |
13 |
451 |
That part was easy. Tying it was a bear. |
1.2826 |
0.04267 |
184 |
144 |
28 |
12 |
452 |
Just because Congress has relaxed their dress code doesn’t mean we have to! |
1.2826 |
0.04404 |
184 |
146 |
24 |
14 |
453 |
They say if you want to branch out more, you should update your style |
1.2824 |
0.03820 |
216 |
167 |
37 |
12 |
454 |
I just guessed where my neck would be |
1.2821 |
0.04161 |
195 |
153 |
29 |
13 |
455 |
You can’t prove you’re a climate change solution looking like that! |
1.2818 |
0.04454 |
181 |
144 |
23 |
14 |
456 |
I don’t want to be left totally naked by October! |
1.2814 |
0.03974 |
199 |
154 |
34 |
11 |
457 |
It's time to grow up. |
1.2812 |
0.04072 |
192 |
149 |
32 |
11 |
458 |
I spruced up. |
1.2811 |
0.04247 |
185 |
145 |
28 |
12 |
459 |
I joined the executive branch |
1.2808 |
0.03793 |
203 |
155 |
39 |
9 |
460 |
I hate being a twin. |
1.2805 |
0.04372 |
164 |
127 |
28 |
9 |
461 |
Son we gotta talk, I found the Better Homes and Gardens underneath your bed. |
1.2802 |
0.04432 |
182 |
145 |
23 |
14 |
462 |
It was this or a bough tie. |
1.2802 |
0.04293 |
182 |
143 |
27 |
12 |
463 |
You look like an idiot, Fetterman. |
1.2802 |
0.04293 |
182 |
143 |
27 |
12 |
464 |
I'm on 'Timber,' the dating app for trees. |
1.2800 |
0.04082 |
200 |
157 |
30 |
13 |
465 |
I call this Deciduous Casual. |
1.2798 |
0.03778 |
193 |
146 |
40 |
7 |
466 |
I finally passed the board. |
1.2793 |
0.04268 |
179 |
140 |
28 |
11 |
467 |
Would you hurry up and get dressed?! We’re going to be late! |
1.2792 |
0.04123 |
197 |
155 |
29 |
13 |
468 |
Why didn’t you remind me it was Casual Friday? |
1.2791 |
0.04539 |
172 |
137 |
22 |
13 |
469 |
The bow tie looked ridiculous. |
1.2788 |
0.04676 |
165 |
132 |
20 |
13 |
470 |
I felt like sprucing up a bit. |
1.2787 |
0.04201 |
183 |
143 |
29 |
11 |
471 |
Im updating my Timber profile |
1.2787 |
0.04272 |
183 |
144 |
27 |
12 |
472 |
So where do you see yourself in 300 years? |
1.2785 |
0.04741 |
158 |
126 |
20 |
12 |
473 |
Of course I didn’t tie it myself . Why would even ask that ? |
1.2784 |
0.04101 |
194 |
152 |
30 |
12 |
474 |
I have an interview at the branch office. |
1.2781 |
0.04137 |
187 |
146 |
30 |
11 |
475 |
Sure, for the right job I'm willing to be uprooted. |
1.2781 |
0.04067 |
187 |
145 |
32 |
10 |
476 |
They’re moving me to the formal garden! |
1.2781 |
0.04137 |
187 |
146 |
30 |
11 |
477 |
He didn’t have a ribbon, so he thought that an old yellow necktie will do. |
1.2781 |
0.04137 |
187 |
146 |
30 |
11 |
478 |
I read that if I dress for success, I won't get the axe. |
1.2778 |
0.03974 |
216 |
171 |
30 |
15 |
479 |
Today's special is a nitrogen infused fertilizer served in a carbon dioxide reduction. |
1.2775 |
0.04441 |
173 |
137 |
24 |
12 |
480 |
Gotta go to a funeral. |
1.2775 |
0.04208 |
173 |
134 |
30 |
9 |
481 |
You have no idea how long it took me to tie this Windsor knot. |
1.2772 |
0.03985 |
202 |
158 |
32 |
12 |
482 |
Oh, Darling, when I am with you I can never see the forest. |
1.2772 |
0.04321 |
184 |
146 |
25 |
13 |
483 |
It's always a tie. Christmas, birthday, Father's Day whatever. |
1.2768 |
0.04218 |
177 |
138 |
29 |
10 |
484 |
I know. All dressed up and nowhere to go. |
1.2767 |
0.04542 |
159 |
125 |
24 |
10 |
485 |
The squirrel countersued -- claims you touched his nuts. |
1.2766 |
0.04048 |
188 |
146 |
32 |
10 |
486 |
No more working from home. |
1.2765 |
0.04570 |
170 |
136 |
21 |
13 |
487 |
Gotta look our best. Only one of us is going to make the cut. |
1.2765 |
0.04088 |
170 |
130 |
33 |
7 |
488 |
Does this knot look okay? |
1.2762 |
0.04153 |
181 |
141 |
30 |
10 |
489 |
It's how I identify. |
1.2761 |
0.04462 |
163 |
128 |
25 |
10 |
490 |
I’m not really into the nudist lifestyle anymore, Jeff. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
491 |
Look busy, they’re making cuts. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
492 |
I got the job at the paper factory. |
1.2761 |
0.04546 |
163 |
129 |
23 |
11 |
493 |
Door Dash again tonight? |
1.2760 |
0.04258 |
221 |
182 |
17 |
22 |
494 |
yes ill be meeting a lumberjack who'll tell me exactly how old I am |
1.2759 |
0.03856 |
174 |
131 |
38 |
5 |
495 |
It means I've either been promoted or I'm slated to be axed. |
1.2749 |
0.04621 |
171 |
138 |
19 |
14 |
496 |
If you dress for the job you want, you wont become the desk at the factory. |
1.2747 |
0.03983 |
182 |
140 |
34 |
8 |
497 |
Got to look good. Those subdivisions always spare a few shade trees. |
1.2744 |
0.04266 |
164 |
127 |
29 |
8 |
498 |
Oh, hey! Guess what? There's a fresh opening at Chippers Inc. Yeah, they said I would 'fit right in'. |
1.2742 |
0.03925 |
186 |
143 |
35 |
8 |
499 |
Over Zoom, no one can tell I'm not wearing pants. |
1.2739 |
0.04662 |
157 |
125 |
21 |
11 |
500 |
I was hoping you could help me out with the cufflinks. |
1.2739 |
0.04391 |
157 |
122 |
27 |
8 |
501 |
Don’t dress for the job you have, but the job you want to have. |
1.2738 |
0.04444 |
168 |
133 |
24 |
11 |
502 |
I’ve got a date with a Palm tree. Does this tie make me look fat? |
1.2737 |
0.04467 |
179 |
144 |
21 |
14 |
503 |
I want to look good for the board |
1.2737 |
0.03870 |
190 |
146 |
36 |
8 |
504 |
I have an appointment with my Arborist. |
1.2736 |
0.04111 |
201 |
160 |
27 |
14 |
505 |
Wish me luck. The last interviewer said I was too wooden. |
1.2733 |
0.04225 |
161 |
124 |
30 |
7 |
506 |
They said the tree cutting would be formal. |
1.2733 |
0.04211 |
172 |
134 |
29 |
9 |
507 |
I'm about to be bald! I have to do something. |
1.2732 |
0.04053 |
205 |
163 |
28 |
14 |
508 |
The paperwork is a nightmare. |
1.2727 |
0.03778 |
231 |
183 |
33 |
15 |
509 |
Trick or treat! I’m an accountant. |
1.2727 |
0.04661 |
176 |
144 |
16 |
16 |
510 |
Same problem every day. All dressed up and no way to go. |
1.2727 |
0.03963 |
198 |
155 |
32 |
11 |
511 |
Didn't go so well. I think I may have misunderstood what they meant by "branch manager". |
1.2727 |
0.04122 |
187 |
147 |
29 |
11 |
512 |
I’d rather climb the ladder than become one. |
1.2723 |
0.04260 |
191 |
153 |
24 |
14 |
513 |
I do hope you will be working in a paperless office |
1.2723 |
0.04194 |
191 |
152 |
26 |
13 |
514 |
I didn’t tell you? I’m applying to be Branch Manager. |
1.2717 |
0.04347 |
173 |
137 |
25 |
11 |
515 |
Wearing a tie makes me feel grounded |
1.2710 |
0.04323 |
155 |
120 |
28 |
7 |
516 |
I decided to spruce up. |
1.2709 |
0.04075 |
203 |
162 |
27 |
14 |
517 |
Just because it's fall doesn't mean we have to let ourselves go |
1.2706 |
0.04317 |
170 |
134 |
26 |
10 |
518 |
I only wear it for my Zoom calls. |
1.2704 |
0.04113 |
196 |
156 |
27 |
13 |
519 |
...and as the new branch manager I'll be in charge of seasonal cutbacks. |
1.2701 |
0.04401 |
174 |
139 |
23 |
12 |
520 |
I have my eyes set on becoming a boardroom chair |
1.2701 |
0.04247 |
174 |
137 |
27 |
10 |
521 |
My rings are inside the collar. |
1.2698 |
0.04151 |
189 |
150 |
27 |
12 |
522 |
Welcome to my trunk show. |
1.2697 |
0.04104 |
178 |
139 |
30 |
9 |
523 |
Honey, have you seen my pants? |
1.2697 |
0.04256 |
178 |
141 |
26 |
11 |
524 |
Dress for the job you want, Carl. |
1.2697 |
0.04026 |
178 |
138 |
32 |
8 |
525 |
I think this is “business casual” |
1.2696 |
0.03936 |
204 |
161 |
31 |
12 |
526 |
Afther they they took down that hammock, I got to thinking that I really like neckwear. |
1.2692 |
0.04668 |
156 |
125 |
20 |
11 |
527 |
I was always told to leaf a good impression |
1.2690 |
0.04048 |
171 |
132 |
32 |
7 |
528 |
It looks weird without a shirt, right? |
1.2688 |
0.04054 |
186 |
146 |
30 |
10 |
529 |
Got a date with Twiggy |
1.2688 |
0.04132 |
160 |
123 |
31 |
6 |
530 |
Anyone can throw shade. Not everyone can be branch manager. |
1.2686 |
0.04526 |
175 |
142 |
19 |
14 |
531 |
Do these horizontal stripes make me look like a Sequoia? |
1.2686 |
0.04526 |
175 |
142 |
19 |
14 |
532 |
Thirty years at the same job. I'm starting to feel stuck. |
1.2684 |
0.03925 |
190 |
148 |
33 |
9 |
533 |
It was buried in my trunk. |
1.2683 |
0.03780 |
164 |
123 |
38 |
3 |
534 |
Kyle, you have to dress for the job you want. |
1.2683 |
0.04333 |
164 |
129 |
26 |
9 |
535 |
You're lucky you work in a branch office. |
1.2682 |
0.04006 |
179 |
139 |
32 |
8 |
536 |
You will not believe the commute I have. |
1.2682 |
0.03927 |
179 |
138 |
34 |
7 |
537 |
I can't believe we tied the knot. |
1.2682 |
0.04234 |
179 |
142 |
26 |
11 |
538 |
I'm dressing for photo-synthesis |
1.2682 |
0.04380 |
179 |
144 |
22 |
13 |
539 |
I'm trying to look important, and indispensable, for when they start the cuts. |
1.2682 |
0.04234 |
179 |
142 |
26 |
11 |
540 |
Same present every birthday for a hundred rings now. |
1.2680 |
0.04264 |
194 |
157 |
22 |
15 |
541 |
My only claim to fame is that someone in my family became a Stradivarius violin. |
1.2679 |
0.04261 |
168 |
132 |
27 |
9 |
542 |
Darn, I always forget about casual Fridays. |
1.2678 |
0.03947 |
183 |
142 |
33 |
8 |
543 |
it's hard to define what a green job actually is |
1.2678 |
0.04022 |
183 |
143 |
31 |
9 |
544 |
I have an interview with International Paper Company today. |
1.2674 |
0.04273 |
172 |
136 |
26 |
10 |
545 |
Oh course it wasn't my idea, you nitwit! Do you see arms, hands and fingers? |
1.2674 |
0.04111 |
172 |
134 |
30 |
8 |
546 |
I heard you should dress for the dog you want, not the dog you have |
1.2674 |
0.04654 |
172 |
141 |
16 |
15 |
547 |
„They were out of tree-piece suits“ |
1.2674 |
0.04352 |
172 |
137 |
24 |
11 |
548 |
I dunno. Some pecker left it here. |
1.2674 |
0.04311 |
187 |
151 |
22 |
14 |
549 |
I appreciate your offer to work here in your forest, but I really want someplace with its own gym. |
1.2667 |
0.04567 |
180 |
148 |
16 |
16 |
550 |
Because bow ties are pretentious, that's why. |
1.2667 |
0.04498 |
180 |
147 |
18 |
15 |
551 |
Ohhhh.... I thought today was Arbor Day. |
1.2667 |
0.04024 |
210 |
169 |
26 |
15 |
552 |
Maybe they won't kill me if they think I'm one of them . . . maybe. |
1.2667 |
0.04139 |
180 |
142 |
28 |
10 |
553 |
It's a clip-on. You try tying a tie without branches! |
1.2667 |
0.04063 |
180 |
141 |
30 |
9 |
554 |
Are my roots showing? |
1.2663 |
0.03995 |
199 |
158 |
29 |
12 |
555 |
I'm going as a Chippendale's dancer for Halloween!" |
1.2663 |
0.04481 |
169 |
136 |
21 |
12 |
556 |
When you’re the branch manager, you never get casual Fridays |
1.2663 |
0.04481 |
169 |
136 |
21 |
12 |
557 |
Some Senate guy gave it to me. |
1.2662 |
0.04517 |
154 |
122 |
23 |
9 |
558 |
Call me crazy but I miss the yellow ribbons. |
1.2660 |
0.03722 |
188 |
144 |
38 |
6 |
559 |
I got it from Fetterman! |
1.2659 |
0.04329 |
173 |
138 |
24 |
11 |
560 |
Get dressed -- it's supposed to be a very formal hammock. |
1.2658 |
0.04345 |
158 |
124 |
26 |
8 |
561 |
I just feel so unadorned when my leaves start to fall off. |
1.2654 |
0.04181 |
162 |
126 |
29 |
7 |
562 |
I've heard if there's visible knots, they won't cut you down. |
1.2654 |
0.04360 |
162 |
128 |
25 |
9 |
563 |
They can't cut me! I'm in management! |
1.2654 |
0.04447 |
162 |
129 |
23 |
10 |
564 |
I'm your new branch manager. |
1.2654 |
0.04271 |
162 |
127 |
27 |
8 |
565 |
I was just at a funeral… I didn’t know the deceased but I was good friends with the coffin. |
1.2654 |
0.04699 |
162 |
132 |
17 |
13 |
566 |
Yeah I should have got a haircut too |
1.2653 |
0.04034 |
196 |
156 |
28 |
12 |
567 |
Does this look like a yellow ribbon to you? No one listens to the lyrics any more. |
1.2652 |
0.04044 |
181 |
142 |
30 |
9 |
568 |
Given the number of dogs that frequent this park, if I had to do it all again, I'd have chosen the galoshes. |
1.2651 |
0.04454 |
166 |
133 |
22 |
11 |
569 |
I think there's a squirrel up there trying to get lucky... |
1.2650 |
0.04340 |
200 |
165 |
17 |
18 |
570 |
Does a tie make me look more huggable? |
1.2647 |
0.04134 |
170 |
133 |
29 |
8 |
571 |
I like the look, but it’s very hard to knot. |
1.2647 |
0.04134 |
170 |
133 |
29 |
8 |
572 |
I don't know, I was just hoping it would make me look alder. |
1.2645 |
0.04397 |
155 |
122 |
25 |
8 |
573 |
When I said to wear your weekend attire on casual Friday, I didn't realize you were a nudist |
1.2644 |
0.04459 |
174 |
141 |
20 |
13 |
574 |
You’ve got to dress for the job you want, Bob. |
1.2642 |
0.03871 |
193 |
151 |
33 |
9 |
575 |
I realized that money doesn't grow on trees, so I'm looking for a job. |
1.2642 |
0.04759 |
159 |
130 |
16 |
13 |
576 |
I'm glad Afros are back. Aren't you? |
1.2642 |
0.04412 |
159 |
126 |
24 |
9 |
577 |
I'm trying to look my best - I hear they're making cuts. |
1.2640 |
0.04163 |
178 |
141 |
27 |
10 |
578 |
Does this say "Branch Manager" to you? |
1.2639 |
0.04406 |
144 |
112 |
26 |
6 |
579 |
Why thank you, I did! Although I prefer the term ‘spruced up’. |
1.2638 |
0.04158 |
163 |
127 |
29 |
7 |
580 |
It's picture day. |
1.2637 |
0.03832 |
201 |
158 |
33 |
10 |
581 |
That's not what I meant when I said we should tie one on. |
1.2635 |
0.04264 |
167 |
132 |
26 |
9 |
582 |
Well … at least I still don’t have to wear pants! |
1.2635 |
0.04179 |
167 |
131 |
28 |
8 |
583 |
I’ve got protected status now |
1.2635 |
0.04348 |
167 |
133 |
24 |
10 |
584 |
Because yellow ribbons are soooo 1973, that’s why. |
1.2635 |
0.04430 |
167 |
134 |
22 |
11 |
585 |
Trying to spruce it up a little |
1.2634 |
0.04109 |
186 |
148 |
27 |
11 |
586 |
Trying to get noticed when you can’t see the forest for the trees. |
1.2634 |
0.04248 |
186 |
150 |
23 |
13 |
587 |
I’m all dressed up and no place to go. |
1.2632 |
0.04112 |
171 |
134 |
29 |
8 |
588 |
They say knots add character. |
1.2632 |
0.04183 |
190 |
153 |
24 |
13 |
589 |
What do you mean I’ve forgotten my roots? |
1.2632 |
0.04643 |
152 |
122 |
20 |
10 |
590 |
You must dress for business if you want to branch out. |
1.2629 |
0.04285 |
175 |
140 |
24 |
11 |
591 |
I forgot that it was casual Friday. |
1.2628 |
0.04372 |
156 |
123 |
25 |
8 |
592 |
My sapling gave it to me on Arbor Day. |
1.2622 |
0.04225 |
164 |
129 |
27 |
8 |
593 |
I thought that I'd dress up for the fall festival. |
1.2616 |
0.04636 |
172 |
142 |
15 |
15 |
594 |
You may be fine with becoming toilet paper... I have aspirations of being a resume. |
1.2614 |
0.04616 |
153 |
123 |
20 |
10 |
595 |
So...those Slackline kids...? |
1.2611 |
0.04482 |
180 |
148 |
17 |
15 |
596 |
Hi, we're the Firs. I'm Douglas and this is my wife Connie. |
1.2611 |
0.04412 |
180 |
147 |
19 |
14 |
597 |
I guess I really tied one on last night. |
1.2609 |
0.04273 |
161 |
127 |
26 |
8 |
598 |
Before I propose I’d like to recite a poem by Joyce Kilmer. |
1.2606 |
0.04290 |
165 |
131 |
25 |
9 |
599 |
My saplings gave it to me for Arbour Day. |
1.2606 |
0.04621 |
165 |
135 |
17 |
13 |
600 |
If I don't start going back into the office, I'm going to get the axe." |
1.2601 |
0.04539 |
173 |
142 |
17 |
14 |
601 |
I know I'm stationary, but I'm moving up in the world. |
1.2601 |
0.04232 |
173 |
138 |
25 |
10 |
602 |
Hi, I'm from the Bureau of Tree Management. |
1.2600 |
0.04379 |
150 |
118 |
25 |
7 |
603 |
I know. This is not our typical knot. |
1.2599 |
0.04087 |
177 |
140 |
28 |
9 |
604 |
I’m branching out into sales. |
1.2597 |
0.04400 |
154 |
122 |
24 |
8 |
605 |
Dress for the forest you want,not the forest you have. |
1.2597 |
0.03949 |
181 |
142 |
31 |
8 |
606 |
I could be next to get the axe! |
1.2595 |
0.04323 |
158 |
125 |
25 |
8 |
607 |
Don’t you think it makes me look more deciduous? |
1.2595 |
0.04506 |
158 |
127 |
21 |
10 |
608 |
Is it obvious I'm wearing a toupee? |
1.2595 |
0.04594 |
158 |
128 |
19 |
11 |
609 |
Yeah! I'm makin' a play for that cute tree-hugger! So what? |
1.2593 |
0.04513 |
162 |
131 |
20 |
11 |
610 |
They won't let me work from home anymore. |
1.2590 |
0.04180 |
166 |
131 |
27 |
8 |
611 |
The biggest challenge was tying it without a mirror! |
1.2590 |
0.04351 |
166 |
133 |
23 |
10 |
612 |
Yeah, I know I'm not going anywhere, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give up on dressing professionally. |
1.2590 |
0.04092 |
166 |
130 |
29 |
7 |
613 |
I’ve got a job interview but I’m not sure I want to make a move. I’m pretty firmly rooted right now. |
1.2588 |
0.04197 |
170 |
135 |
26 |
9 |
614 |
It's Arbor Day, that's why! |
1.2586 |
0.04289 |
174 |
140 |
23 |
11 |
615 |
I keep forgetting I can work from home |
1.2584 |
0.04067 |
178 |
141 |
28 |
9 |
616 |
I'm headed for the board room. |
1.2579 |
0.04391 |
159 |
127 |
23 |
9 |
617 |
I hate these outdoor weddings. |
1.2577 |
0.04170 |
194 |
158 |
22 |
14 |
618 |
Looks okay, but it's a bitch to tie. |
1.2577 |
0.04488 |
163 |
132 |
20 |
11 |
619 |
You said the bark mitzvah was black tie! |
1.2577 |
0.04136 |
163 |
128 |
28 |
7 |
620 |
Squirrel has a girl tonight. |
1.2575 |
0.04244 |
167 |
133 |
25 |
9 |
621 |
Of course I didn't put it on, you idiot! |
1.2575 |
0.04158 |
167 |
132 |
27 |
8 |
622 |
I'm dressing for the life I want not the life I have. |
1.2573 |
0.04337 |
171 |
138 |
22 |
11 |
623 |
Linda said it makes me look 10 rings younger. |
1.2573 |
0.04569 |
171 |
141 |
16 |
14 |
624 |
Put some clothes on Tom,this is a place of business. |
1.2569 |
0.04267 |
144 |
112 |
27 |
5 |
625 |
They won't let you come naked. |
1.2569 |
0.04596 |
144 |
115 |
21 |
8 |
626 |
So, what are you going to be for Halloween this year? |
1.2568 |
0.04510 |
148 |
118 |
22 |
8 |
627 |
Do you need help with the knot |
1.2568 |
0.04406 |
148 |
117 |
24 |
7 |
628 |
You should be impressed. I did it without any limbs. |
1.2566 |
0.04428 |
152 |
121 |
23 |
8 |
629 |
It used to be a snazzy yellow. |
1.2566 |
0.04328 |
152 |
120 |
25 |
7 |
630 |
There was a misunderstanding when I ordered a tree tie, but I’m keeping it. |
1.2566 |
0.04122 |
152 |
118 |
29 |
5 |
631 |
Today is my kid’s Bark Mitzvah. |
1.2564 |
0.04626 |
156 |
127 |
18 |
11 |
632 |
I’ve had it with knots! From now on it’s only clip-ones. |
1.2564 |
0.03819 |
195 |
154 |
32 |
9 |
633 |
You should see my matching socks. |
1.2564 |
0.04253 |
156 |
123 |
26 |
7 |
634 |
Just thought I'd spruce up today. |
1.2564 |
0.04444 |
156 |
125 |
22 |
9 |
635 |
Getting back to the office has been really difficult. |
1.2563 |
0.03990 |
160 |
124 |
31 |
5 |
636 |
Well, to distract from the broccoli cut. |
1.2563 |
0.04366 |
160 |
128 |
23 |
9 |
637 |
I prefered it when we could just show up via Zoom. |
1.2563 |
0.04455 |
160 |
129 |
21 |
10 |
638 |
How I got it on is unimportant. I asked you if it's on straight. |
1.2563 |
0.04455 |
160 |
129 |
21 |
10 |
639 |
Don't be such a crabapple. I think it looks good. |
1.2561 |
0.04463 |
164 |
133 |
20 |
11 |
640 |
Isn't this a formal garden? |
1.2561 |
0.04114 |
164 |
129 |
28 |
7 |
641 |
Lights AND decorations! Babe, we can’t keep trying to keep up with the Evergreens, It’s not healthy and we just can’t afford it. |
1.2557 |
0.04245 |
176 |
142 |
23 |
11 |
642 |
If we're going to be anthropomorphized, let's do it with some class. |
1.2556 |
0.04027 |
180 |
143 |
28 |
9 |
643 |
I’m interviewing to be a bookshelf. |
1.2556 |
0.03949 |
180 |
142 |
30 |
8 |
644 |
All dressed up with no place to go. |
1.2556 |
0.04178 |
180 |
145 |
24 |
11 |
645 |
I still feel naked. |
1.2553 |
0.04434 |
141 |
111 |
24 |
6 |
646 |
You think this was tough, try putting on suspenders. |
1.2552 |
0.04461 |
145 |
115 |
23 |
7 |
647 |
I'm going to need all of your acorns on my desk by 5 pm. |
1.2552 |
0.04567 |
145 |
116 |
21 |
8 |
648 |
I’m branching out. |
1.2550 |
0.04583 |
149 |
120 |
20 |
9 |
649 |
How else would they know? |
1.2550 |
0.04380 |
149 |
118 |
24 |
7 |
650 |
I’m interviewing for the carbon capture job today. |
1.2550 |
0.04680 |
149 |
121 |
18 |
10 |
651 |
It really ties the outfit together |
1.2550 |
0.04583 |
149 |
120 |
20 |
9 |
652 |
I'm tired of looking like freaking broccoli! |
1.2549 |
0.04593 |
153 |
124 |
19 |
10 |
653 |
And they told me I start at the paper office this afternoon. |
1.2549 |
0.04402 |
153 |
122 |
23 |
8 |
654 |
I'm going to the office today. |
1.2548 |
0.03929 |
157 |
121 |
32 |
4 |
655 |
I might've misunderstood plans to clean-cut this area... |
1.2548 |
0.04510 |
157 |
127 |
20 |
10 |
656 |
I've been invited to The Oak Room. |
1.2548 |
0.04418 |
157 |
126 |
22 |
9 |
657 |
And then I dreamt I went to work without my pants…. |
1.2547 |
0.04602 |
161 |
132 |
17 |
12 |
658 |
I found a way to keep my dignity during the fall season. |
1.2547 |
0.04342 |
161 |
129 |
23 |
9 |
659 |
If I took off my tie, would anybody know? |
1.2545 |
0.04269 |
165 |
132 |
24 |
9 |
660 |
The kids gave it to me for my birthday. |
1.2543 |
0.04050 |
173 |
137 |
28 |
8 |
661 |
This fall, I'm going down in style. |
1.2536 |
0.03992 |
138 |
105 |
31 |
2 |
662 |
Hello gorgeous. |
1.2535 |
0.04518 |
142 |
113 |
22 |
7 |
663 |
I can log-in from anywhere, I never have to leave |
1.2533 |
0.04652 |
150 |
122 |
18 |
10 |
664 |
I won carbon offset of the month. |
1.2532 |
0.04658 |
154 |
126 |
17 |
11 |
665 |
And no place to go. |
1.2532 |
0.04376 |
154 |
123 |
23 |
8 |
666 |
Why can’t the Yuppies in this neighborhood just let their dogs pee on us and move on? |
1.2532 |
0.04660 |
158 |
130 |
16 |
12 |
667 |
Have you seen my pants? |
1.2532 |
0.04393 |
158 |
127 |
22 |
9 |
668 |
My kid gave it to me for Arbor Day so I kind of feel like I have to wear it. |
1.2531 |
0.04318 |
162 |
130 |
23 |
9 |
669 |
I'm hoping NOT to make the cut. |
1.2531 |
0.04406 |
162 |
131 |
21 |
10 |
670 |
It's the knot,not the tie! |
1.2531 |
0.04318 |
162 |
130 |
23 |
9 |
671 |
Why'd you take yours off?!? |
1.2529 |
0.04177 |
170 |
136 |
25 |
9 |
672 |
My yellow ribbon has ambition. |
1.2529 |
0.04029 |
174 |
138 |
28 |
8 |
673 |
Thought I’d best look smart for my tree surgeon appointment |
1.2529 |
0.03946 |
174 |
137 |
30 |
7 |
674 |
I haven't been peed on for months now! |
1.2527 |
0.04145 |
186 |
151 |
23 |
12 |
675 |
Looks like I made the cut. |
1.2519 |
0.04299 |
135 |
105 |
26 |
4 |
676 |
I just got tired of being gender neutral. |
1.2518 |
0.04577 |
139 |
111 |
21 |
7 |
677 |
It's called fashion and I don't need your shade. |
1.2517 |
0.04407 |
147 |
117 |
23 |
7 |
678 |
Boss said I was going some place called, ‘The Wood Chipper.’ Is my tie on straight? |
1.2517 |
0.04407 |
147 |
117 |
23 |
7 |
679 |
I thought I'd hate my desk job, but my Boss' bark is worse than his bite. |
1.2517 |
0.04429 |
151 |
121 |
22 |
8 |
680 |
Rumor is cuts are coming. I'm trying to avoid the axe. |
1.2516 |
0.04539 |
155 |
126 |
19 |
10 |
681 |
I’m hoping to get lucky and pollinate tonight. |
1.2515 |
0.04205 |
163 |
130 |
25 |
8 |
682 |
Yeah, a nice guy with a chainsaw gave it to me |
1.2515 |
0.04294 |
163 |
131 |
23 |
9 |
683 |
Do you have a shirt with no arms I can borrow. |
1.2515 |
0.04551 |
163 |
134 |
17 |
12 |
684 |
I'm all dressed up with no place I can go. |
1.2515 |
0.04294 |
163 |
131 |
23 |
9 |
685 |
I didn't do it. I have no arms. |
1.2515 |
0.04552 |
167 |
138 |
16 |
13 |
686 |
Where do you see yourself five years from now? |
1.2514 |
0.04090 |
175 |
140 |
26 |
9 |
687 |
Son, it would serve you well to “spruce” yourself up a bit. “The clothes make the tree!” |
1.2514 |
0.03869 |
179 |
141 |
31 |
7 |
688 |
No, I didn't get the job. And Madison Square Garden isn't what you thought it was. |
1.2500 |
0.04421 |
156 |
126 |
21 |
9 |
689 |
I've got a board meeting today. |
1.2500 |
0.04063 |
160 |
126 |
28 |
6 |
690 |
Do the stripes make me look fat? |
1.2500 |
0.04063 |
160 |
126 |
28 |
6 |
691 |
I’m trying to get a loan from my local branch. |
1.2500 |
0.04200 |
168 |
135 |
24 |
9 |
692 |
If you or a loved one has been attacked by a beaver, you may be entitled to financial compensation. |
1.2500 |
0.04570 |
144 |
116 |
20 |
8 |
693 |
I know it's only our first date, but I feel like we can put down roots together |
1.2500 |
0.04586 |
148 |
120 |
19 |
9 |
694 |
Dress professionally to avoid the axe. |
1.2500 |
0.04252 |
160 |
128 |
24 |
8 |
695 |
It helps keep the loggers away. |
1.2500 |
0.04685 |
148 |
121 |
17 |
10 |
696 |
Guess who's just made branch manager? |
1.2500 |
0.04182 |
164 |
131 |
25 |
8 |
697 |
Logger said something about going out in style. |
1.2500 |
0.04008 |
136 |
104 |
30 |
2 |
698 |
It's all the paper work that's depressing me. |
1.2500 |
0.04548 |
140 |
112 |
21 |
7 |
699 |
Is it long enough? I'm just a very modest guy. |
1.2500 |
0.04344 |
160 |
129 |
22 |
9 |
700 |
Sorry! I didn’t know this was a nudist colony! |
1.2500 |
0.04513 |
156 |
127 |
19 |
10 |
701 |
If a tree wears a tie in the forest and no one's around to see it, is it still dapper? |
1.2500 |
0.04433 |
140 |
111 |
23 |
6 |
702 |
As you probably guessed, I'm a recent transplant. |
1.2500 |
0.04229 |
156 |
124 |
25 |
7 |
703 |
I don’t know what happened last night but I clearly tied one on! |
1.2500 |
0.04421 |
156 |
126 |
21 |
9 |
704 |
… and from now on, my pronouns are ‘tree/trim’. |
1.2500 |
0.04442 |
164 |
134 |
19 |
11 |
705 |
After this next promotion I’m hoping to put down roots in the suburbs. |
1.2500 |
0.04403 |
152 |
122 |
22 |
8 |
706 |
I opened a branch office in Brooklyn.” |
1.2485 |
0.04093 |
169 |
135 |
26 |
8 |
707 |
But what if I’m not executive desk material? |
1.2485 |
0.04093 |
169 |
135 |
26 |
8 |
708 |
Fall's coming. I want to look my best. |
1.2485 |
0.04247 |
165 |
133 |
23 |
9 |
709 |
No remote work for me. |
1.2484 |
0.04319 |
161 |
130 |
22 |
9 |
710 |
I bet you're wondering how I tied this. |
1.2484 |
0.04408 |
161 |
131 |
20 |
10 |
711 |
I feel like I’ve finally grown up. |
1.2484 |
0.04041 |
161 |
127 |
28 |
6 |
712 |
A bow tie woulda been too formal.
I just want to show the migratory birds some hospitality. |
1.2484 |
0.03965 |
153 |
119 |
30 |
4 |
713 |
If we're not allowed to accessorize, we might as well be animals. |
1.2484 |
0.04278 |
153 |
122 |
24 |
7 |
714 |
I heard I was being taken out today. |
1.2484 |
0.03965 |
153 |
119 |
30 |
4 |
715 |
I believe in growth, but also stability. |
1.2484 |
0.04176 |
153 |
121 |
26 |
6 |
716 |
I think they do this before they chop you down. |
1.2483 |
0.04354 |
149 |
119 |
23 |
7 |
717 |
Found it in my trunk. Thought I'd tie one on. Might make me more poplar. |
1.2483 |
0.04558 |
149 |
121 |
19 |
9 |
718 |
Actually, I'm going by Douglas now. |
1.2483 |
0.03979 |
145 |
112 |
30 |
3 |
719 |
It's actually easier than putting on my underwear. |
1.2483 |
0.04646 |
145 |
118 |
18 |
9 |
720 |
I'm worried your mother fell in the forest, but no one's heard a thing. |
1.2482 |
0.04405 |
141 |
112 |
23 |
6 |
721 |
It's from our fall catalog. |
1.2471 |
0.03925 |
174 |
138 |
29 |
7 |
722 |
That man with the hickory shirt said he was coming back for me today |
1.2471 |
0.04478 |
170 |
141 |
16 |
13 |
723 |
It makes me feel taller. |
1.2470 |
0.04048 |
166 |
132 |
27 |
7 |
724 |
You’re so lucky! I have to go to private school! |
1.2470 |
0.03956 |
166 |
131 |
29 |
6 |
725 |
Deceptively easily, actually. It's a clip-on." |
1.2470 |
0.04224 |
166 |
134 |
23 |
9 |
726 |
Of course it’s a clip on! |
1.2469 |
0.04019 |
162 |
128 |
28 |
6 |
727 |
Since I have roots in the community, I just felt like dressing up for Arbor day |
1.2469 |
0.04384 |
162 |
132 |
20 |
10 |
728 |
If I'm going bald in the fall, I can at least dress well. |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
729 |
All I heard them say was they’re taking our PHOTOsynthesis… |
1.2468 |
0.03882 |
158 |
123 |
31 |
4 |
730 |
My career has prospered since we’ve put down roots. |
1.2468 |
0.04182 |
158 |
126 |
25 |
7 |
731 |
Nothing formal, it’s the best I could do for Halloween. |
1.2466 |
0.04718 |
146 |
120 |
16 |
10 |
732 |
My boss just told me I've been uprooted. |
1.2463 |
0.04670 |
134 |
108 |
19 |
7 |
733 |
Not ‘why?’…’how’. |
1.2462 |
0.04511 |
130 |
103 |
22 |
5 |
734 |
The cute lumberjack said he's taking me out. |
1.2459 |
0.03794 |
183 |
145 |
31 |
7 |
735 |
I don’t have the shoulders for a jacket. |
1.2456 |
0.03964 |
171 |
136 |
28 |
7 |
736 |
Tim, how do I take this off? |
1.2454 |
0.04272 |
163 |
132 |
22 |
9 |
737 |
I figure if I wear a tie I won’t get the axe. |
1.2454 |
0.04182 |
163 |
131 |
24 |
8 |
738 |
I know! It's not yellow, it's not a ribbon and I'm not an oak tree. |
1.2454 |
0.04272 |
163 |
132 |
22 |
9 |
739 |
I thought we should make it legal before we cross pollinate. |
1.2452 |
0.04327 |
155 |
125 |
22 |
8 |
740 |
It's a clip-on, but they said no one will be able to tell. |
1.2450 |
0.04199 |
151 |
120 |
25 |
6 |
741 |
Someone from the city wanted to remember where he ate dinner. |
1.2450 |
0.04404 |
151 |
122 |
21 |
8 |
742 |
So, what exactly do we DO here? |
1.2450 |
0.04600 |
151 |
124 |
17 |
10 |
743 |
He was out of ribbon. |
1.2449 |
0.04162 |
147 |
116 |
26 |
5 |
744 |
I always feel so underdressed when autumn comes. |
1.2449 |
0.04273 |
147 |
117 |
24 |
6 |
745 |
Wait, are you saying you have not seen Suits on Netflix? |
1.2448 |
0.04462 |
143 |
115 |
21 |
7 |
746 |
If you were a woodpecker, who would YOU mess with? |
1.2444 |
0.03999 |
135 |
104 |
29 |
2 |
747 |
I actually asked for a mullet but he insisted an afro was on-trend. |
1.2444 |
0.04639 |
135 |
109 |
19 |
7 |
748 |
I have a date with a tree hugger. |
1.2439 |
0.03975 |
164 |
130 |
28 |
6 |
749 |
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warran-tree |
1.2439 |
0.04421 |
164 |
135 |
18 |
11 |
750 |
Hi. I'm from the Branch Office. |
1.2437 |
0.04229 |
160 |
129 |
23 |
8 |
751 |
Does this make my neck look fat? |
1.2437 |
0.04586 |
160 |
133 |
15 |
12 |
752 |
Funny thing is, I don't even have a neck. |
1.2436 |
0.04397 |
156 |
127 |
20 |
9 |
753 |
‘You’re the one who wanted to put down roots. |
1.2436 |
0.04302 |
156 |
126 |
22 |
8 |
754 |
Today I want to be a man. Tomorrow, who knows. |
1.2434 |
0.04573 |
152 |
125 |
17 |
10 |
755 |
Autumn is here, how do I look? |
1.2434 |
0.04174 |
152 |
121 |
25 |
6 |
756 |
It's my first day at the new branch |
1.2432 |
0.04247 |
148 |
118 |
24 |
6 |
757 |
I’m trying to get my office to go paperless. |
1.2432 |
0.04247 |
148 |
118 |
24 |
6 |
758 |
I don't care about the Senate, Steve. We still have a dress code around here. |
1.2432 |
0.04660 |
148 |
122 |
16 |
10 |
759 |
How do I get this thing off! |
1.2432 |
0.04458 |
148 |
120 |
20 |
8 |
760 |
Why the frown? You knew I was deciduous when you met me. |
1.2431 |
0.04210 |
144 |
114 |
25 |
5 |
761 |
Before I started wearing the necktie, I got Bob Ross all the time too. |
1.2431 |
0.04543 |
144 |
117 |
19 |
8 |
762 |
I thought it was business casual. |
1.2429 |
0.04286 |
140 |
111 |
24 |
5 |
763 |
How's my hair? |
1.2426 |
0.04608 |
136 |
110 |
19 |
7 |
764 |
First day at the paper mill. |
1.2426 |
0.04725 |
136 |
111 |
17 |
8 |
765 |
Dress for the job you want,not the one you have! |
1.2426 |
0.04489 |
136 |
109 |
21 |
6 |
766 |
I have an interview at a paper company. Too dressy? |
1.2426 |
0.04403 |
169 |
140 |
17 |
12 |
767 |
‘Its the commute that kills me’ |
1.2426 |
0.04240 |
169 |
138 |
21 |
10 |
768 |
I like to look nice for tornado season. |
1.2424 |
0.03859 |
165 |
130 |
30 |
5 |
769 |
You never thought that you would see a tie so lovely on a tree. |
1.2424 |
0.04137 |
165 |
133 |
24 |
8 |
770 |
What did one tree say to the other? . . . . . Nothing |
1.2424 |
0.04703 |
132 |
107 |
18 |
7 |
771 |
And then the boy said, "I need some money," and I said, "Stop shaking my tree and go get a damn job." |
1.2422 |
0.04560 |
161 |
134 |
15 |
12 |
772 |
godot is late again! |
1.2422 |
0.04929 |
128 |
105 |
15 |
8 |
773 |
I was planted as part of a fund-raising gala. |
1.2420 |
0.04371 |
157 |
128 |
20 |
9 |
774 |
He, him, his, from now on, please. |
1.2420 |
0.04464 |
157 |
129 |
18 |
10 |
775 |
It's the latest in tree trimming. |
1.2418 |
0.04546 |
153 |
126 |
17 |
10 |
776 |
They're moving me to a formal garden. |
1.2418 |
0.04150 |
153 |
122 |
25 |
6 |
777 |
Do I look too stiff? |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
778 |
Which branch did you say you were from? |
1.2416 |
0.04328 |
149 |
120 |
22 |
7 |
779 |
I've been told it makes me look hundreds of years younger |
1.2416 |
0.04532 |
149 |
122 |
18 |
9 |
780 |
During all the seasonal changes, I guess it makes me feel more myself. |
1.2414 |
0.04722 |
145 |
120 |
15 |
10 |
781 |
I decided to "spruce" it up a bit. |
1.2414 |
0.04297 |
145 |
116 |
23 |
6 |
782 |
Enough already with this casual Friday thing. |
1.2414 |
0.04184 |
145 |
115 |
25 |
5 |
783 |
I wasn't aware this place was a nudist colony! |
1.2411 |
0.04490 |
141 |
114 |
20 |
7 |
784 |
I've always liked you, and I want to know if you will raise a hammock with me. |
1.2411 |
0.04490 |
141 |
114 |
20 |
7 |
785 |
I'm going as a human |
1.2409 |
0.04459 |
137 |
110 |
21 |
6 |
786 |
If a tree wears a tie in a forest, does anyone care? |
1.2409 |
0.03949 |
137 |
106 |
29 |
2 |
787 |
I used to be the man. Wall Street big shot. Sports car, mega yacht, 6 million dollar house, supermodel wife. Everything a guy could want. But I got greedy. Wanted an enchanted amulet, too. One with a big red ruby and arcane runes. You know the type. Took it from the wrong wizard and next thing I know, BAM. Talking tree for the rest of my life. But be honest. Does this tie make me look like a jackass? |
1.2409 |
0.04807 |
137 |
113 |
15 |
9 |
788 |
No, I still don't remember how I tied it. |
1.2407 |
0.04089 |
162 |
130 |
25 |
7 |
789 |
I'm trying to attract a better class of bird. |
1.2405 |
0.04346 |
158 |
129 |
20 |
9 |
790 |
Interview today. |
1.2405 |
0.04253 |
158 |
128 |
22 |
8 |
791 |
Still no pants! |
1.2403 |
0.04228 |
154 |
124 |
23 |
7 |
792 |
Put on your red dress baby, fall is coming! |
1.2402 |
0.03908 |
179 |
144 |
27 |
8 |
793 |
The dress code is strict, but they are allowing me to work from by backyard. |
1.2400 |
0.04302 |
150 |
121 |
22 |
7 |
794 |
Come on. How could you forget about Arbor Day? |
1.2400 |
0.04738 |
125 |
101 |
18 |
6 |
795 |
It’s all about marketing yourself, Gerald. I’d rather be a conference table than mulch. |
1.2397 |
0.04486 |
146 |
119 |
19 |
8 |
796 |
"I'm tired of being mistaken for stalk of broccoli." |
1.2395 |
0.04003 |
167 |
134 |
26 |
7 |
797 |
Because I think relaxing the dress code degrades the forest! |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
798 |
I’ve decided to dress for the job I want. |
1.2394 |
0.04232 |
142 |
113 |
24 |
5 |
799 |
Do you know how to get tree sap out of a tie ? " |
1.2391 |
0.04185 |
138 |
109 |
25 |
4 |
800 |
They say it'll make me more poplar. |
1.2391 |
0.04548 |
138 |
112 |
19 |
7 |
801 |
I think it makes me look stately. |
1.2387 |
0.04203 |
155 |
125 |
23 |
7 |
802 |
I've got an interview with Louisville Slugger. |
1.2387 |
0.03999 |
155 |
123 |
27 |
5 |
803 |
Oh come on, put one on. Arbor Day only comes around once a year. |
1.2387 |
0.04302 |
155 |
126 |
21 |
8 |
804 |
They say we’ll get axed if we don’t start taking this job seriously. |
1.2387 |
0.03999 |
155 |
123 |
27 |
5 |
805 |
What’s that look for? I just wanted to spruce myself up a bit today. |
1.2387 |
0.04203 |
155 |
125 |
23 |
7 |
806 |
I always wear it on the first day of Fall. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
807 |
No! I am not touching your roots. |
1.2384 |
0.04276 |
151 |
122 |
22 |
7 |
808 |
Sprucing it up so that I'm pined for. |
1.2384 |
0.04378 |
151 |
123 |
20 |
8 |
809 |
A Yellow Ribbon is sooo dated! |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
810 |
Why don't you ask Fido why the end of my tie is wet! |
1.2381 |
0.04459 |
147 |
120 |
19 |
8 |
811 |
I know, I forgot it was casual Arbor Day. |
1.2381 |
0.04353 |
147 |
119 |
21 |
7 |
812 |
Don't be impressed. It's a clip-on. |
1.2381 |
0.03891 |
168 |
134 |
28 |
6 |
813 |
If I look older, they might spare me. |
1.2381 |
0.04704 |
126 |
102 |
18 |
6 |
814 |
Do you think it makes me look taller? |
1.2378 |
0.04313 |
164 |
135 |
19 |
10 |
815 |
Got it from John Fetterman. |
1.2378 |
0.04650 |
143 |
118 |
16 |
9 |
816 |
I have a Zoom interview later. |
1.2378 |
0.04434 |
143 |
116 |
20 |
7 |
817 |
I’ve signed up to host my microclimate on AirTree&Tree. |
1.2375 |
0.04476 |
160 |
133 |
16 |
11 |
818 |
I'm board. |
1.2374 |
0.04744 |
139 |
115 |
15 |
9 |
819 |
Wait, it's not Arbor Day? |
1.2370 |
0.04487 |
135 |
109 |
20 |
6 |
820 |
Have you heard about our lord and savior, Treesus Christ? |
1.2370 |
0.05065 |
135 |
114 |
10 |
11 |
821 |
I just want to make sure she sees the tree for the forest |
1.2368 |
0.04736 |
152 |
128 |
12 |
12 |
822 |
Once I found my neck it was easy. |
1.2368 |
0.04352 |
152 |
124 |
20 |
8 |
823 |
No one told me it was business casual. |
1.2368 |
0.04352 |
152 |
124 |
20 |
8 |
824 |
Remote work was fine, but I'm really enjoying being back in the nursery. |
1.2368 |
0.04352 |
152 |
124 |
20 |
8 |
825 |
Does it look too summery? |
1.2366 |
0.04576 |
131 |
106 |
19 |
6 |
826 |
And--get this--you tie it with what THEY call a knot! |
1.2366 |
0.04946 |
131 |
109 |
13 |
9 |
827 |
Tell me the truth, does this tie make my neck look fat? |
1.2364 |
0.04022 |
165 |
133 |
25 |
7 |
828 |
I think it means that I've made the cut. |
1.2362 |
0.04803 |
127 |
104 |
16 |
7 |
829 |
But at least it’s not an embarrassingly long red tie. |
1.2361 |
0.04926 |
144 |
122 |
10 |
12 |
830 |
The plant is hiring. |
1.2361 |
0.04621 |
144 |
119 |
16 |
9 |
831 |
I'd love to tell you about some exciting new growth opportunities. |
1.2360 |
0.04181 |
161 |
131 |
22 |
8 |
832 |
I hope Shel Silverstein doesn’t stop by. |
1.2358 |
0.05301 |
123 |
104 |
9 |
10 |
833 |
I'm rooting for you |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
834 |
They liked me alright but I was little wooden during the interview. |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
835 |
I miss the days when kids just carved their initials in us. |
1.2357 |
0.04373 |
140 |
113 |
21 |
6 |
836 |
Of course, I'm opposed to the Senate's new dress code! |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
837 |
I've got a date with a palm. |
1.2357 |
0.04489 |
140 |
114 |
19 |
7 |
838 |
The timber bosses say they’ll keep me on. |
1.2356 |
0.03522 |
174 |
136 |
35 |
3 |
839 |
Is it working? Do I look slimmer? |
1.2353 |
0.04326 |
153 |
125 |
20 |
8 |
840 |
A ventriloquist has threatened me. |
1.2353 |
0.04577 |
136 |
111 |
18 |
7 |
841 |
I’m just saying, when they come to chop down a tree they won’t choose the one wearing a tie |
1.2353 |
0.04695 |
136 |
112 |
16 |
8 |
842 |
I know I'm the branch manager now, Dave, but I'll never forget my symbiotic system of interconnected roots. |
1.2349 |
0.04266 |
166 |
137 |
19 |
10 |
843 |
Don't ask me how I did it. |
1.2349 |
0.04300 |
149 |
121 |
21 |
7 |
844 |
I'll never make it to this interview! |
1.2349 |
0.03971 |
149 |
118 |
27 |
4 |
845 |
All dressed up, no place to leave. |
1.2349 |
0.04084 |
149 |
119 |
25 |
5 |
846 |
I’m sprucing up so I can be more poplar. |
1.2348 |
0.04416 |
132 |
106 |
21 |
5 |
847 |
I can't take it off |
1.2348 |
0.04545 |
132 |
107 |
19 |
6 |
848 |
Honey, does this tie make my neck look fat? |
1.2348 |
0.04793 |
132 |
109 |
15 |
8 |
849 |
I want to assure you that if you fall and no one is around I will hear you. |
1.2346 |
0.03969 |
162 |
130 |
26 |
6 |
850 |
Oh really? Well you look naked. |
1.2345 |
0.04486 |
145 |
119 |
18 |
8 |
851 |
I find it’s best to avoid looking like deadwood around here. |
1.2345 |
0.04268 |
145 |
117 |
22 |
6 |
852 |
Be honest: Snappy or sappy? |
1.2343 |
0.03945 |
175 |
142 |
25 |
8 |
853 |
It draws the eye to the trunk and away from the thinning up top. |
1.2342 |
0.04032 |
158 |
127 |
25 |
6 |
854 |
Want to avoid becoming a stump? Simple--put on a necktie. |
1.2342 |
0.04228 |
158 |
129 |
21 |
8 |
855 |
Guess which one of us isn't getting cut down? |
1.2340 |
0.04682 |
141 |
117 |
15 |
9 |
856 |
The city hired a high-end arborist. |
1.2340 |
0.04461 |
141 |
115 |
19 |
7 |
857 |
I’m getting ready for the fall gala. |
1.2340 |
0.04682 |
141 |
117 |
15 |
9 |
858 |
The interview went well but I’m not out of the woods yet. |
1.2340 |
0.04106 |
141 |
112 |
25 |
4 |
859 |
I forgot today is casual Friday. |
1.2339 |
0.04451 |
124 |
99 |
21 |
4 |
860 |
Oh yeah, well you look like a broccoli stalk. |
1.2336 |
0.04547 |
137 |
112 |
18 |
7 |
861 |
Fall fashion is about more than just foliage. |
1.2336 |
0.04178 |
137 |
109 |
24 |
4 |
862 |
This one or the paisley? |
1.2333 |
0.04060 |
150 |
120 |
25 |
5 |
863 |
This is a nudist colony?! |
1.2333 |
0.04274 |
150 |
122 |
21 |
7 |
864 |
It was a gift from Bob Ross. He once painted me, then copied my hair style. |
1.2333 |
0.04479 |
150 |
124 |
17 |
9 |
865 |
I'm transitioning. |
1.2333 |
0.04543 |
120 |
96 |
20 |
4 |
866 |
Wait. The invite said beech casual?? |
1.2331 |
0.04401 |
163 |
136 |
16 |
11 |
867 |
Greenpeace is looking for a new tree as the face of their latest deforestation campaign. How do I look? |
1.2331 |
0.04639 |
133 |
109 |
17 |
7 |
868 |
I just felt I needed a new kind of knot |
1.2329 |
0.04351 |
146 |
119 |
20 |
7 |
869 |
With Fall coming a I start to feel underdressed. |
1.2329 |
0.04458 |
146 |
120 |
18 |
8 |
870 |
The interview went great but I'm a little worried. They said I was perfect for the job because I have the IQ of a fence post. |
1.2327 |
0.04204 |
159 |
130 |
21 |
8 |
871 |
Yes, but I'm the branch *manager. |
1.2327 |
0.04389 |
159 |
132 |
17 |
10 |
872 |
I know what a yellow ribbon means, but I have no idea what this indicates.... |
1.2327 |
0.04204 |
159 |
130 |
21 |
8 |
873 |
Looks like somebody tied one on last night. |
1.2326 |
0.04984 |
129 |
108 |
12 |
9 |
874 |
I'll have you know that I'm not just any White Oak. I'm a White-Collar Oak. |
1.2326 |
0.04335 |
129 |
103 |
22 |
4 |
875 |
I am trying to be elected for the Supreme court bench. |
1.2326 |
0.04606 |
129 |
105 |
18 |
6 |
876 |
I'm hoping it will attract a more upscale clientele of squirrels. |
1.2323 |
0.04075 |
155 |
125 |
24 |
6 |
877 |
I have an appointment with the trimmer before my interview at the arboretum. Wish me luck! |
1.2323 |
0.03971 |
155 |
124 |
26 |
5 |
878 |
I'm the reason they can't see the forest. |
1.2321 |
0.04134 |
168 |
138 |
21 |
9 |
879 |
I think it helps me attract more CO2. |
1.2320 |
0.04563 |
125 |
101 |
19 |
5 |
880 |
Yeah. Well I don't CARE what Fetterman wears! |
1.2319 |
0.04399 |
138 |
112 |
20 |
6 |
881 |
It seems to impress my Arborist. |
1.2318 |
0.04351 |
151 |
124 |
19 |
8 |
882 |
Want to tie one on tonight? |
1.2318 |
0.04351 |
151 |
124 |
19 |
8 |
883 |
Do think stripes complement my bark? |
1.2317 |
0.03829 |
164 |
131 |
28 |
5 |
884 |
Too much for a first date? |
1.2317 |
0.04202 |
164 |
135 |
20 |
9 |
885 |
Does the tie go with my Afro? |
1.2313 |
0.04845 |
134 |
112 |
13 |
9 |
886 |
I’m afraid the horizontal stripes make my trunk look too fat. |
1.2313 |
0.04091 |
134 |
106 |
25 |
3 |
887 |
I'm the paper mill's new diversity hire. |
1.2313 |
0.04484 |
134 |
109 |
19 |
6 |
888 |
When is your company planning to return to the office? |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
889 |
We're talking trees and you think the tie is the weird part? |
1.2313 |
0.04535 |
147 |
122 |
16 |
9 |
890 |
I took that job in forest management |
1.2313 |
0.04103 |
147 |
118 |
24 |
5 |
891 |
I'm so nervous -- my first day as Branch Manager! |
1.2313 |
0.04324 |
147 |
120 |
20 |
7 |
892 |
I'm going into their formal garden. |
1.2313 |
0.04215 |
147 |
119 |
22 |
6 |
893 |
Look at me, I'm middle management and I'm about to get the axe. |
1.2313 |
0.04215 |
147 |
119 |
22 |
6 |
894 |
The invitation said Fall Formal. |
1.2313 |
0.03988 |
147 |
117 |
26 |
4 |
895 |
I turned down the offer because it was way too shady. |
1.2312 |
0.04180 |
160 |
131 |
21 |
8 |
896 |
Im trying to become an Ikea shelf, does the tie make me look more employable? |
1.2308 |
0.04174 |
143 |
115 |
23 |
5 |
897 |
I've been selected for an executive panel. |
1.2308 |
0.03829 |
182 |
148 |
26 |
8 |
898 |
I think it's time for you to branch out and wear a tie like me |
1.2308 |
0.04152 |
156 |
127 |
22 |
7 |
899 |
Zoom call. |
1.2308 |
0.04404 |
143 |
117 |
19 |
7 |
900 |
Aren't you going to ask me how I tied this tie? |
1.2308 |
0.04514 |
143 |
118 |
17 |
8 |
901 |
Happy Birthday?! Each year I inch closer to strangulation by this infernal necktie and you wish me a happy birthday?! |
1.2308 |
0.04514 |
143 |
118 |
17 |
8 |
902 |
Those humans always need to assign a gender” |
1.2308 |
0.04052 |
156 |
126 |
24 |
6 |
903 |
I've joined Corporate. |
1.2303 |
0.04119 |
152 |
123 |
23 |
6 |
904 |
I'm not from this neck of the woods. |
1.2303 |
0.04425 |
152 |
126 |
17 |
9 |
905 |
I believe aristocrats are generally spared the ax. |
1.2303 |
0.04325 |
152 |
125 |
19 |
8 |
906 |
I got axed. |
1.2302 |
0.04249 |
139 |
112 |
22 |
5 |
907 |
I know we said Bob Ross, but I really wanted to be Garfunkel this year. |
1.2302 |
0.04714 |
139 |
116 |
14 |
9 |
908 |
Is that your root, tickling mine? |
1.2298 |
0.03764 |
161 |
128 |
29 |
4 |
909 |
I heard they’re doing cuts next Fall |
1.2297 |
0.04190 |
148 |
120 |
22 |
6 |
910 |
The bow tie made me look fat. |
1.2296 |
0.04198 |
135 |
108 |
23 |
4 |
911 |
I need to express myself more often than just during “fall colors." |
1.2293 |
0.04415 |
157 |
131 |
16 |
10 |
912 |
I’m gonna make a lot of paper someday! |
1.2293 |
0.04226 |
157 |
129 |
20 |
8 |
913 |
I decided to branch out. |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
914 |
Wish me luck on the interview. I'd really love to put down roots here |
1.2292 |
0.04148 |
144 |
116 |
23 |
5 |
915 |
Well, we're trees. We're supposed to have knots. |
1.2288 |
0.04240 |
118 |
93 |
23 |
2 |
916 |
I'm dressing for the job I want: branch manager. |
1.2288 |
0.04569 |
118 |
95 |
19 |
4 |
917 |
The invitation said formal dresscode, and you show up naked?! |
1.2288 |
0.04300 |
153 |
126 |
19 |
8 |
918 |
This tie will go great with my autumn colors. |
1.2286 |
0.04342 |
140 |
114 |
20 |
6 |
919 |
Yes. Here I am, all dressed up but now where to go. |
1.2286 |
0.04222 |
140 |
113 |
22 |
5 |
920 |
They canceled casual Fridays |
1.2286 |
0.04098 |
140 |
112 |
24 |
4 |
921 |
You must not have received the memo, about the celebration of Arbor Day." |
1.2283 |
0.04635 |
127 |
104 |
17 |
6 |
922 |
Whenever I try to look nice you always cut me down. |
1.2283 |
0.05023 |
127 |
107 |
11 |
9 |
923 |
Honestly, I prefer casual dress but... well, I have deep roots in this area. |
1.2283 |
0.04498 |
127 |
103 |
19 |
5 |
924 |
Yes, I made sure it's not red and long. |
1.2282 |
0.04479 |
149 |
124 |
16 |
9 |
925 |
I think the job interview went well. I’m just not sure logistically I can do a long commute. |
1.2282 |
0.04377 |
149 |
123 |
18 |
8 |
926 |
They had a yard sale. |
1.2282 |
0.04377 |
149 |
123 |
18 |
8 |
927 |
I'm 150. I'm not trying to look like a sapling anymore. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
928 |
Want to hear acorny joke? |
1.2279 |
0.04038 |
136 |
108 |
25 |
3 |
929 |
Job interview. |
1.2279 |
0.04424 |
136 |
111 |
19 |
6 |
930 |
I swiped right on Timber. Now what? |
1.2279 |
0.04545 |
136 |
112 |
17 |
7 |
931 |
Wish me luck. I've got a job interview with a carbon offset scheme. |
1.2276 |
0.03883 |
145 |
115 |
27 |
3 |
932 |
I have 81 years experience as a branch manager but they still gave me the chop |
1.2276 |
0.04237 |
145 |
118 |
21 |
6 |
933 |
Can you believe I just got promoted to branch manager? |
1.2276 |
0.04005 |
145 |
116 |
25 |
4 |
934 |
Tell me the truth, does this tie make me look like a sap? |
1.2276 |
0.04458 |
145 |
120 |
17 |
8 |
935 |
I can't wait to get this off and let my hair down. |
1.2273 |
0.03965 |
154 |
124 |
25 |
5 |
936 |
I'm hoping becoming a professional mathematician will help me figure out why I keep getting square roots. |
1.2273 |
0.04637 |
132 |
109 |
16 |
7 |
937 |
A cartoonist from The New Yorker is coming by today, at least you could throw on a tie or something |
1.2273 |
0.04511 |
132 |
108 |
18 |
6 |
938 |
Boss said no more work from home. |
1.2273 |
0.04274 |
154 |
127 |
19 |
8 |
939 |
I just want to look good for the caption contest |
1.2273 |
0.04174 |
154 |
126 |
21 |
7 |
940 |
Didn’t you get the notice about this becoming a *formal* garden? |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
941 |
I had to wear it for the Zoom interview, and I got the job. But I kinda like it. |
1.2270 |
0.04543 |
141 |
117 |
16 |
8 |
942 |
Of course I dressed up! My mom will be passing by in a logging truck later today. |
1.2270 |
0.04430 |
141 |
116 |
18 |
7 |
943 |
I'm serious. I think we need to rethink these haircuts. |
1.2270 |
0.04314 |
141 |
115 |
20 |
6 |
944 |
Does this tie make my ash look big? |
1.2267 |
0.04551 |
150 |
126 |
14 |
10 |
945 |
If you think THIS is too much, wait till you see what I picked out for Halloween. |
1.2267 |
0.04139 |
150 |
122 |
22 |
6 |
946 |
I have to dress to impress if they're going to make me a branch manager some day. |
1.2267 |
0.04452 |
150 |
125 |
16 |
9 |
947 |
Figured I should dress up for the board meeting. |
1.2267 |
0.04030 |
150 |
121 |
24 |
5 |
948 |
It looks like the finance team at the parks department picked out the trail markers this year. |
1.2267 |
0.04551 |
150 |
126 |
14 |
10 |
949 |
I want to look good for my book tour. |
1.2266 |
0.04466 |
128 |
104 |
19 |
5 |
950 |
The rings around the collar are murder |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
951 |
Some sap put this here last night. |
1.2266 |
0.04602 |
128 |
105 |
17 |
6 |
952 |
I believe that by looking professional I'm less likely to get the axe. |
1.2264 |
0.04364 |
159 |
133 |
16 |
10 |
953 |
Apparently we can no longer say on the application what kind of tree we are. |
1.2263 |
0.04271 |
137 |
111 |
21 |
5 |
954 |
Town council said we need to present a formal argument against the proposed parking lot. |
1.2263 |
0.04143 |
137 |
110 |
23 |
4 |
955 |
It tickles |
1.2260 |
0.04430 |
146 |
121 |
17 |
8 |
956 |
Well, I overheard that we were to take up residence in a formal garden. |
1.2260 |
0.04097 |
146 |
118 |
23 |
5 |
957 |
I'm hoping to attract a better breed of dog to pee on me. |
1.2260 |
0.04535 |
146 |
122 |
15 |
9 |
958 |
All tied up and nowhere to go? |
1.2260 |
0.04211 |
146 |
119 |
21 |
6 |
959 |
I've got a job interview with a logging company. |
1.2256 |
0.04218 |
133 |
107 |
22 |
4 |
960 |
We all just want to be heard. |
1.2256 |
0.04605 |
133 |
110 |
16 |
7 |
961 |
That doesn’t change anything. You’re not a Branch Manager. You’re a Branch. |
1.2256 |
0.04727 |
133 |
111 |
14 |
8 |
962 |
So he tells me after I leave that he wants to axe me |
1.2254 |
0.04287 |
142 |
116 |
20 |
6 |
963 |
I heard there was goin’ to be some tree huggin’ today! |
1.2254 |
0.04287 |
142 |
116 |
20 |
6 |
964 |
Don't worry, it's 100% animal fabric |
1.2254 |
0.04287 |
142 |
116 |
20 |
6 |
965 |
Sorry, I've already tied the knot. |
1.2252 |
0.04114 |
151 |
123 |
22 |
6 |
966 |
It will draw attention away from this ridiculous haircut. |
1.2250 |
0.03960 |
160 |
130 |
24 |
6 |
967 |
Like it? I got it at a trunk show in town. |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
968 |
I have a Zoom meeting. |
1.2248 |
0.04296 |
129 |
104 |
21 |
4 |
969 |
Let's just call it a tie |
1.2248 |
0.04700 |
129 |
107 |
15 |
7 |
970 |
I didn't think the yellow ribbon suited my personality. |
1.2244 |
0.04321 |
156 |
130 |
17 |
9 |
971 |
I have a job interview and don’t want to look like a sap. |
1.2242 |
0.04064 |
165 |
136 |
21 |
8 |
972 |
It always falls off in September |
1.2241 |
0.04429 |
116 |
93 |
20 |
3 |
973 |
Trying to look my best for the lumberjack! |
1.2241 |
0.04596 |
116 |
94 |
18 |
4 |
974 |
I just wanted to spruce up a bit. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
975 |
I’m dressing for the furniture I will be, not the tree that I am. |
1.2240 |
0.04379 |
125 |
101 |
20 |
4 |
976 |
I thought that I would formally say goodbye to my leaves. |
1.2239 |
0.04449 |
134 |
110 |
18 |
6 |
977 |
Dogs are less likely to visit you if you’re wearing formal attire. |
1.2239 |
0.04695 |
134 |
112 |
14 |
8 |
978 |
I invested in NFTrees. |
1.2239 |
0.04695 |
134 |
112 |
14 |
8 |
979 |
Tomorrow? Bough tie. |
1.2238 |
0.04803 |
143 |
122 |
10 |
11 |
980 |
I've had it with bowties. |
1.2238 |
0.04259 |
143 |
117 |
20 |
6 |
981 |
It draws focus from my forehead. |
1.2237 |
0.03982 |
152 |
123 |
24 |
5 |
982 |
Well, now I get rings around the collar. |
1.2231 |
0.04310 |
121 |
97 |
21 |
3 |
983 |
You should dress for the arboretum you aspire to be transplanted into. |
1.2231 |
0.04619 |
121 |
99 |
17 |
5 |
984 |
I did say something. I looked him right in his stupid brown eyes when I said it, too. Carbon offsets!!? REAlly? That’s where we’re at now? After all these years, Doug? After all I’ve done for you? Really?! You could at least have the decency not to lie to my face. I expected more from you. I really did. I deserve more. In fact, we all do. |
1.2231 |
0.04793 |
130 |
109 |
13 |
8 |
985 |
I finally tied the knot! |
1.2230 |
0.04571 |
139 |
116 |
15 |
8 |
986 |
Once you get the tie, then you get the power. Once you get the power, then you get the extensive underground root system. |
1.2230 |
0.04479 |
148 |
124 |
15 |
9 |
987 |
Then I realized, I can’t stay a sapling forever. |
1.2230 |
0.04048 |
148 |
120 |
23 |
5 |
988 |
Alas, the paper trail leads to me. |
1.2229 |
0.03791 |
157 |
126 |
27 |
4 |
989 |
Growing hard or hardly growing? |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
990 |
I know it clashes...it'll look better with the Fall colors. |
1.2222 |
0.04116 |
144 |
117 |
22 |
5 |
991 |
I hate to tell you this, but you're just not fit to be tied. |
1.2222 |
0.04419 |
135 |
111 |
18 |
6 |
992 |
It's Arbor Day. I thought that I'd dress-up. |
1.2222 |
0.03849 |
153 |
123 |
26 |
4 |
993 |
Hikers coming……from the city” |
1.2222 |
0.03885 |
126 |
99 |
26 |
1 |
994 |
I left my other tie in the trunk. |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
995 |
I’ve got a Zoom. |
1.2222 |
0.04631 |
126 |
104 |
16 |
6 |
996 |
I want people to still notice me after I loose my leaves. |
1.2222 |
0.04162 |
135 |
109 |
22 |
4 |
997 |
You told me it was a costume party! |
1.2222 |
0.04873 |
117 |
97 |
14 |
6 |
998 |
I’m English |
1.2222 |
0.04898 |
126 |
106 |
12 |
8 |
999 |
I heard they’re making cuts - you might want to start trying a little harder |
1.2222 |
0.04293 |
135 |
110 |
20 |
5 |
1000 |
I just wanted to dress up one more time before I go bald again this fall |
1.2215 |
0.04243 |
149 |
123 |
19 |
7 |
1001 |
Sir, you can’t come in here without a tie. |
1.2214 |
0.04188 |
140 |
114 |
21 |
5 |
1002 |
It helps me feel more professional when I’m working from home. |
1.2214 |
0.03935 |
140 |
112 |
25 |
3 |
1003 |
It’s part of my fall look. |
1.2214 |
0.03951 |
131 |
104 |
25 |
2 |
1004 |
2 birds are doing it in my branches. Hence, the tie on the doorknob. |
1.2213 |
0.05272 |
122 |
105 |
7 |
10 |
1005 |
Next she's talking about my getting a trim and throwing out the squirrels. |
1.2213 |
0.04434 |
122 |
99 |
19 |
4 |
1006 |
Well it's just a seasonal position. |
1.2212 |
0.04825 |
113 |
93 |
15 |
5 |
1007 |
She dresses me up, but we never go anywhere! |
1.2208 |
0.04146 |
154 |
127 |
20 |
7 |
1008 |
Funny story, but it did start initially with a yellow ribbon. |
1.2207 |
0.04318 |
145 |
120 |
18 |
7 |
1009 |
Do you think the tie distracts from the lack of branches? |
1.2207 |
0.04091 |
145 |
118 |
22 |
5 |
1010 |
It's because I'm old growth. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
1011 |
Judging by the number of rings, this tie has been around longer than both of us. |
1.2206 |
0.04134 |
136 |
110 |
22 |
4 |
1012 |
We're gonna be naked soon - - I can hardly wait! |
1.2206 |
0.04264 |
136 |
111 |
20 |
5 |
1013 |
These days I don't know why I bother. |
1.2206 |
0.04264 |
136 |
111 |
20 |
5 |
1014 |
So I thought 'Tie me up' meant something entirely different. |
1.2206 |
0.04390 |
136 |
112 |
18 |
6 |
1015 |
It's fall fashion week! |
1.2205 |
0.04732 |
127 |
106 |
14 |
7 |
1016 |
I don’t wanna be a part of the corporate ladder |
1.2205 |
0.04732 |
127 |
106 |
14 |
7 |
1017 |
Let me do the talking. |
1.2205 |
0.04460 |
127 |
104 |
18 |
5 |
1018 |
I bet you're wondering how I got this tie on. |
1.2203 |
0.04525 |
118 |
96 |
18 |
4 |
1019 |
It seems I am a male chestnut. I'm a father of 11,872! |
1.2200 |
0.04524 |
150 |
127 |
13 |
10 |
1020 |
Ok, so maybe it is a clip-on. That doesn’t make it any easier for me to put it on. |
1.2199 |
0.04623 |
141 |
119 |
13 |
9 |
1021 |
You try getting this on without any hands! |
1.2199 |
0.04398 |
141 |
117 |
17 |
7 |
1022 |
I feel taller. |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1023 |
There's no mistaking the forest for this tree!" |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1024 |
Lots of us trees are lawyers for the logging company these days. |
1.2199 |
0.04512 |
141 |
118 |
15 |
8 |
1025 |
'Look I'm a human! I have rent and dirty dishes and wear a noose to work just in case its a bad day!" |
1.2199 |
0.04281 |
141 |
116 |
19 |
6 |
1026 |
It’s after five, what am I, a shrub? |
1.2199 |
0.04161 |
141 |
115 |
21 |
5 |
1027 |
It makes it easier to believe in a talking tree. |
1.2197 |
0.04475 |
132 |
109 |
17 |
6 |
1028 |
Sorry. I’m all tied up. |
1.2197 |
0.04209 |
132 |
107 |
21 |
4 |
1029 |
It makes me feel all grown up. |
1.2197 |
0.04602 |
132 |
110 |
15 |
7 |
1030 |
They wouldn’t dare cut me down. I’m wearing a tie for Gods sake. |
1.2197 |
0.04344 |
132 |
108 |
19 |
5 |
1031 |
The yellow ribbon is at the cleaners. |
1.2197 |
0.04475 |
132 |
109 |
17 |
6 |
1032 |
Five years from now,I see myself as an executive desk. |
1.2195 |
0.04551 |
123 |
101 |
17 |
5 |
1033 |
I'm going to a wedding. Exciting to add to the family tree. |
1.2195 |
0.04695 |
123 |
102 |
15 |
6 |
1034 |
I thought that I’d go back to work, now that I’m an empty nester. |
1.2195 |
0.04248 |
123 |
99 |
21 |
3 |
1035 |
Well you’ll certainly never be promoted to branch manager. |
1.2193 |
0.04946 |
114 |
95 |
13 |
6 |
1036 |
Its from my fall season collection. |
1.2192 |
0.03826 |
146 |
117 |
26 |
3 |
1037 |
Why are you wearing that?"
"It's for a special occasion, plus I'm gonna be presenting a damning news segment."
"That's interesting, because I don't wear a tie and my news is more reliable than yours."
"Why don't you make like a tree and SUCK IT?" |
1.2192 |
0.05003 |
146 |
128 |
4 |
14 |
1038 |
It's a Father's Day gift from my acorn. |
1.2192 |
0.04506 |
146 |
123 |
14 |
9 |
1039 |
I'm a Windsor-Knotty Pine. |
1.2190 |
0.04600 |
137 |
115 |
14 |
8 |
1040 |
I'm just hoping the paper factory is hiring. |
1.2190 |
0.04236 |
137 |
112 |
20 |
5 |
1041 |
A barefooted hippy chick claimed it could save my life. |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1042 |
I'm hoping it's a sign of respect not removal. |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1043 |
Yes, we're doing return to the office too. |
1.2188 |
0.04141 |
128 |
103 |
22 |
3 |
1044 |
My dad always wore a tie. |
1.2185 |
0.04085 |
151 |
124 |
21 |
6 |
1045 |
Casual Friday? I had no idea! |
1.2185 |
0.04491 |
119 |
97 |
18 |
4 |
1046 |
You’re my first tinder match! |
1.2183 |
0.04012 |
142 |
115 |
23 |
4 |
1047 |
I think you're branching out a little too much. |
1.2183 |
0.04370 |
142 |
118 |
17 |
7 |
1048 |
If I wear a tie in the forest and nobody sees it, am I really wearing it? |
1.2180 |
0.04694 |
133 |
112 |
13 |
8 |
1049 |
How’s my knot look? |
1.2180 |
0.04444 |
133 |
110 |
17 |
6 |
1050 |
You win,Fetterman. |
1.2177 |
0.04799 |
124 |
104 |
13 |
7 |
1051 |
I know it doesn’t match now, but it’s for an event later this Fall. |
1.2177 |
0.04370 |
124 |
101 |
19 |
4 |
1052 |
I was sprouted as an Elm but have always felt much more like an Elmer. |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1053 |
What if they ask where I see myself in five years? Honest answer? In the exact same place. |
1.2177 |
0.04660 |
124 |
103 |
15 |
6 |
1054 |
And then the interviewer asked me if I were a tree what kind of tree would I be… |
1.2177 |
0.04799 |
124 |
104 |
13 |
7 |
1055 |
The invitation said semi-formal.. |
1.2177 |
0.03923 |
147 |
119 |
24 |
4 |
1056 |
If they're making cuts, I'm leaving before I get fired. |
1.2177 |
0.04040 |
147 |
120 |
22 |
5 |
1057 |
I feel overdressed. |
1.2177 |
0.04265 |
147 |
122 |
18 |
7 |
1058 |
Working from home today Bill? |
1.2176 |
0.03866 |
170 |
140 |
23 |
7 |
1059 |
For the last 3 years, I’ve won Classiest Downtown Bathroom from Dog’s Life Monthly. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1060 |
The thing is, now I can’t remember why I put it on in the first place! |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1061 |
Dress for the squirrels you want, not the squirrels you have. |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1062 |
I didn't know it was clothing optional! |
1.2174 |
0.03949 |
138 |
111 |
24 |
3 |
1063 |
Is that what you’re wearing? |
1.2174 |
0.04080 |
138 |
112 |
22 |
4 |
1064 |
I've always considered myself office supplies material. |
1.2174 |
0.04452 |
138 |
115 |
16 |
7 |
1065 |
I forgot about casual Friday. |
1.2171 |
0.04397 |
129 |
106 |
18 |
5 |
1066 |
I'm going to need you to do some photosynthesis this weekend. |
1.2171 |
0.04257 |
129 |
105 |
20 |
4 |
1067 |
It's a neck brace to provide lumber support. |
1.2171 |
0.04533 |
129 |
107 |
16 |
6 |
1068 |
I’m running for office, the executive branch. |
1.2171 |
0.04112 |
129 |
104 |
22 |
3 |
1069 |
I’ll distract the lumberjack with a surprise quarterly performance review, and you hit him with a stick. |
1.2167 |
0.03958 |
120 |
95 |
24 |
1 |
1070 |
It might seem vain, but I AM a carbon offset. |
1.2167 |
0.04297 |
120 |
97 |
20 |
3 |
1071 |
They actually pee on me more, now. |
1.2167 |
0.04761 |
120 |
100 |
14 |
6 |
1072 |
No no no this is my High Tied Line. |
1.2164 |
0.04661 |
134 |
113 |
13 |
8 |
1073 |
Does it look OK? I don't have a neck so I just put it under my face. |
1.2162 |
0.04450 |
148 |
125 |
14 |
9 |
1074 |
Im trying to attract better looking pollinators. |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
1075 |
How come we never go anywhere? |
1.2160 |
0.04626 |
125 |
104 |
15 |
6 |
1076 |
I heard through the grapevine that the layoffs aren't slowing... it's only a matter of time before we ALL get the axe! |
1.2160 |
0.04338 |
125 |
102 |
19 |
4 |
1077 |
I just hope it goes well with my fall colors. |
1.2160 |
0.04187 |
125 |
101 |
21 |
3 |
1078 |
This is one knot I’m actually proud of. |
1.2160 |
0.04484 |
125 |
103 |
17 |
5 |
1079 |
I was told topiaries are formal. |
1.2158 |
0.04181 |
139 |
114 |
20 |
5 |
1080 |
And I need to wear a tie why? |
1.2158 |
0.04054 |
139 |
113 |
22 |
4 |
1081 |
I've been trying to reach you about your trunk's extended warranty. |
1.2158 |
0.04303 |
139 |
115 |
18 |
6 |
1082 |
and then they asked me "what would be the added value you bring to our company?" |
1.2158 |
0.04423 |
139 |
116 |
16 |
7 |
1083 |
The ranger DID call us ‘mature’. |
1.2155 |
0.04207 |
116 |
93 |
21 |
2 |
1084 |
Love the hair. |
1.2155 |
0.04711 |
116 |
96 |
15 |
5 |
1085 |
It's after 5. Want to tie one on? |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
1086 |
If a tree wears a tie, does anyone notice?" |
1.2154 |
0.04227 |
130 |
106 |
20 |
4 |
1087 |
I asked her to tie the knot, and instead she knotted the tie. |
1.2154 |
0.04631 |
130 |
109 |
14 |
7 |
1088 |
I hear in some places, that trees aren't allowed to identify as males. |
1.2154 |
0.04366 |
130 |
107 |
18 |
5 |
1089 |
I guess it’s one of the nicer things you can tie to a tree. |
1.2153 |
0.04200 |
144 |
119 |
19 |
6 |
1090 |
Foliage season heightens my desire to accessorize. |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
1091 |
The real bummer is they expect me to start going back to the office. |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
1092 |
Yellow Ribbons are so cliche. |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1093 |
Yes! I recently tied the knot! |
1.2149 |
0.04577 |
121 |
100 |
16 |
5 |
1094 |
Do I look oak-ay? |
1.2149 |
0.04725 |
121 |
101 |
14 |
6 |
1095 |
Dress for the forest you want, not the one you’re in. |
1.2148 |
0.04384 |
135 |
112 |
17 |
6 |
1096 |
What can I say? If you want to be taken seriously as a clothes tree, you've got to look the part. |
1.2148 |
0.04629 |
135 |
114 |
13 |
8 |
1097 |
What, do I look a little stiff? |
1.2148 |
0.03988 |
135 |
109 |
23 |
3 |
1098 |
Have you considered investing in stalks and fronds? |
1.2148 |
0.04212 |
149 |
124 |
18 |
7 |
1099 |
Oh no! We have the same haircut! |
1.2143 |
0.04861 |
126 |
107 |
11 |
8 |
1100 |
I will admit, I’m a little nervous about my first day at the sawmill. |
1.2143 |
0.04982 |
112 |
94 |
12 |
6 |
1101 |
I know, right? |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1102 |
All I know is that some guy from the Senate came by and said he no longer needed it. |
1.2143 |
0.04728 |
126 |
106 |
13 |
7 |
1103 |
What, did no one tell you? It's Formal Friday. |
1.2143 |
0.04307 |
126 |
103 |
19 |
4 |
1104 |
Here I am all dressed up and nowhere to go. |
1.2143 |
0.04117 |
154 |
128 |
19 |
7 |
1105 |
I may not be the only tree in the forest, but you can bet I'm the only one wearing a tie. |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1106 |
I know it’s getting warmer but I still love to dress up! |
1.2143 |
0.03898 |
140 |
113 |
24 |
3 |
1107 |
With the new dress code I can’t wear my yellow ribbon anymore. |
1.2143 |
0.04275 |
140 |
116 |
18 |
6 |
1108 |
I always dress up for migration |
1.2143 |
0.04648 |
112 |
92 |
16 |
4 |
1109 |
I’m here so I don’t get axed. What about you? |
1.2143 |
0.04157 |
126 |
102 |
21 |
3 |
1110 |
You’ll understand when you turn 150. |
1.2138 |
0.04057 |
145 |
119 |
21 |
5 |
1111 |
as identical twins, I have to find some way to express my individuality! |
1.2138 |
0.04057 |
145 |
119 |
21 |
5 |
1112 |
I am concerned that any spark between us could start a fire |
1.2137 |
0.04469 |
131 |
109 |
16 |
6 |
1113 |
Finally they asked me to be ON the board. |
1.2137 |
0.04198 |
131 |
107 |
20 |
4 |
1114 |
I lost my shirt in a poker game... |
1.2137 |
0.04056 |
131 |
106 |
22 |
3 |
1115 |
How did you recognize me?
I'm in disguise!! |
1.2137 |
0.04599 |
131 |
110 |
14 |
7 |
1116 |
It's sad going to work everyday and yet finding yourself in the same place. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1117 |
My father always told me to dress for the job you want. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1118 |
I like to think of myself as office material. |
1.2137 |
0.04175 |
117 |
94 |
21 |
2 |
1119 |
Yeah,I know…nobody knows what “cocktail attire” means. |
1.2137 |
0.04675 |
117 |
97 |
15 |
5 |
1120 |
Thought I’d zhuzh it up for Arbor Day. |
1.2137 |
0.05126 |
117 |
100 |
9 |
8 |
1121 |
Business in the front, party up top. |
1.2133 |
0.04292 |
150 |
126 |
16 |
8 |
1122 |
My squirrels are really into fashion week. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1123 |
I'll make sure they can't see the forest for THIS
tree. |
1.2132 |
0.04355 |
136 |
113 |
17 |
6 |
1124 |
Actually it’s not so amazing. It’s a clip on” |
1.2132 |
0.04598 |
136 |
115 |
13 |
8 |
1125 |
I think you’re sexy, too. But should we bring saplings into the world, given the 10-decade forecast? |
1.2132 |
0.04228 |
136 |
112 |
19 |
5 |
1126 |
I know money doesn’t grow on me, but at least I can dress for success. |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
1127 |
You forgot Arbor Day ? |
1.2131 |
0.04391 |
122 |
100 |
18 |
4 |
1128 |
Damn squirrels. |
1.2131 |
0.04970 |
122 |
104 |
10 |
8 |
1129 |
Climbing up the tree ladder! I have surpassed my carbon dioxide intake target of the year! |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
1130 |
After putting down roots, this whole 'back to office' thing is for the birds. |
1.2131 |
0.04689 |
122 |
102 |
14 |
6 |
1131 |
All I'm saying is it wouldn't kill you to put in a little effort once in a while. |
1.2130 |
0.04567 |
108 |
88 |
17 |
3 |
1132 |
Every year I get a tie. What I really want is a hat. |
1.2130 |
0.04373 |
108 |
87 |
19 |
2 |
1133 |
I get a lot more respect -- the dogs always ask before they pee on me. |
1.2129 |
0.03882 |
155 |
127 |
23 |
5 |
1134 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.2128 |
0.04911 |
141 |
123 |
6 |
12 |
1135 |
It’s not every day you get to audition for the remake of A Tree Grows In Brooklyn. |
1.2128 |
0.04480 |
141 |
119 |
14 |
8 |
1136 |
Dress for the job you want--someday I'll be branch manager. |
1.2126 |
0.04559 |
127 |
106 |
15 |
6 |
1137 |
I'm protesting casual Friday. |
1.2126 |
0.04276 |
127 |
104 |
19 |
4 |
1138 |
Now the huggers want to know my pronouns. |
1.2126 |
0.04825 |
127 |
108 |
11 |
8 |
1139 |
Now, when I fall in the forest, I will be heard |
1.2126 |
0.03973 |
127 |
102 |
23 |
2 |
1140 |
Apparently, they’re going to use me to make business cards. |
1.2121 |
0.04306 |
132 |
109 |
18 |
5 |
1141 |
Lucky you still get to work from home. |
1.2121 |
0.04028 |
132 |
107 |
22 |
3 |
1142 |
I do. |
1.2119 |
0.04144 |
118 |
95 |
21 |
2 |
1143 |
They say, "Dress for the job you want..." |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1144 |
It's not as cool as it looks. I'm marked for removal. |
1.2117 |
0.04200 |
137 |
113 |
19 |
5 |
1145 |
I always wear formal on Arbor Day. |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
1146 |
I’d get very strange looks with a bow tie”. |
1.2117 |
0.04326 |
137 |
114 |
17 |
6 |
1147 |
‘So, not only do we have to go in to work 2 days a week but they reinstated the office dress code.‘ |
1.2117 |
0.04448 |
137 |
115 |
15 |
7 |
1148 |
Do I look overdressed for the fall? |
1.2117 |
0.04070 |
137 |
112 |
21 |
4 |
1149 |
Does it make me look too wooden? |
1.2114 |
0.04509 |
123 |
102 |
16 |
5 |
1150 |
First time I've dressed since Covid.... |
1.2114 |
0.04795 |
123 |
104 |
12 |
7 |
1151 |
Do I look like a sap? |
1.2114 |
0.04041 |
123 |
99 |
22 |
2 |
1152 |
Dexterous Squirrels |
1.2114 |
0.04654 |
123 |
103 |
14 |
6 |
1153 |
What do you mean "sold out"? I kept my natural hair. |
1.2114 |
0.04358 |
123 |
101 |
18 |
4 |
1154 |
I always feel overdressed at these things. |
1.2114 |
0.04041 |
123 |
99 |
22 |
2 |
1155 |
They said it was preparation for my future desk job pushing paper! |
1.2113 |
0.04337 |
142 |
119 |
16 |
7 |
1156 |
I have an interview with a hedge fund but I’m probably just the token diversity candidate. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1157 |
Timber? Oh, I thought he said Tinder. |
1.2110 |
0.04529 |
109 |
89 |
17 |
3 |
1158 |
What's your gender identity? |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
1159 |
Where do you think you’re going? |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1160 |
I'm going into a formal garden. |
1.2109 |
0.03945 |
128 |
103 |
23 |
2 |
1161 |
I picked it to match the fall colors. |
1.2109 |
0.04526 |
128 |
107 |
15 |
6 |
1162 |
I said I don't care about rings and she ended our date! |
1.2109 |
0.04660 |
128 |
108 |
13 |
7 |
1163 |
Why do I feel overdressed? |
1.2105 |
0.04001 |
133 |
108 |
22 |
3 |
1164 |
How do I know if this my neck? |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
1165 |
Don't be so sappy...I needed to branch out. |
1.2105 |
0.03691 |
152 |
123 |
26 |
3 |
1166 |
I always like a little splash of color this time of year.... |
1.2105 |
0.04276 |
133 |
110 |
18 |
5 |
1167 |
Oscar Wilde said, "A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life." Now I'm working on the step part. |
1.2105 |
0.04141 |
133 |
109 |
20 |
4 |
1168 |
I didn't want any loggers to think it might be 'Casualty Friday'. |
1.2105 |
0.04401 |
114 |
93 |
18 |
3 |
1169 |
I never know what business casual means |
1.2105 |
0.04408 |
133 |
111 |
16 |
6 |
1170 |
Dogs love it! |
1.2105 |
0.04659 |
133 |
113 |
12 |
8 |
1171 |
Back to the office, Chuck. |
1.2105 |
0.03856 |
133 |
107 |
24 |
2 |
1172 |
Just so there’s no gender confusion.” |
1.2101 |
0.04418 |
138 |
116 |
15 |
7 |
1173 |
I couldn't find my bow tie, my trunk is a mess |
1.2101 |
0.04536 |
138 |
117 |
13 |
8 |
1174 |
Mabel, this is Florida, it's no place to be cross-dressing! |
1.2101 |
0.04172 |
138 |
114 |
19 |
5 |
1175 |
I'm metro-deciduous. |
1.2101 |
0.04282 |
119 |
97 |
19 |
3 |
1176 |
i'm serious... he said it makes my ash look phat..! |
1.2098 |
0.03951 |
143 |
117 |
22 |
4 |
1177 |
A promotion like this means that in just 350 years I could be CEO. |
1.2097 |
0.04759 |
124 |
105 |
12 |
7 |
1178 |
Bark all you like. I'm tieing one on. |
1.2097 |
0.04620 |
124 |
104 |
14 |
6 |
1179 |
So, are you planning anything special for the leaf-peepers? |
1.2095 |
0.04207 |
148 |
124 |
17 |
7 |
1180 |
I wanted something with a little more pizazz than a yellow ribbon. |
1.2093 |
0.04494 |
129 |
108 |
15 |
6 |
1181 |
Bob, it's Saturday. |
1.2093 |
0.04216 |
129 |
106 |
19 |
4 |
1182 |
I heard somebody has to get the axe. |
1.2093 |
0.04494 |
129 |
108 |
15 |
6 |
1183 |
There's this really cute tree-hugger.... |
1.2091 |
0.04302 |
110 |
89 |
19 |
2 |
1184 |
I thought I'd spruce up the place |
1.2091 |
0.04492 |
110 |
90 |
17 |
3 |
1185 |
I thought I would dress up for the pruning. |
1.2090 |
0.04504 |
134 |
113 |
14 |
7 |
1186 |
The recruiter wasn't impressed with how I'd branched out... |
1.2090 |
0.04377 |
134 |
112 |
16 |
6 |
1187 |
Chain-saw guy’s coming.
I wanna’ look good |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1188 |
How about a little underground footsie? |
1.2087 |
0.04862 |
115 |
97 |
12 |
6 |
1189 |
I'm hoping to attract a high class of squirrels. |
1.2087 |
0.04366 |
115 |
94 |
18 |
3 |
1190 |
I’m just not sure we can pull it off. I’m not really the hammock type. |
1.2087 |
0.04537 |
115 |
95 |
16 |
4 |
1191 |
Well, the Middle-earth reconciliation tribunal has a dress code. |
1.2087 |
0.04188 |
115 |
93 |
20 |
2 |
1192 |
Are you sticking with the Tree/Trees pronoun? |
1.2087 |
0.04703 |
115 |
96 |
14 |
5 |
1193 |
I’m going to miss Work From Home. |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1194 |
The tie doesn’t match my pants but so what, I don’t have legs. |
1.2086 |
0.04268 |
139 |
116 |
17 |
6 |
1195 |
It doesn’t make me look taller? |
1.2086 |
0.04017 |
139 |
114 |
21 |
4 |
1196 |
Managers are coming in from the branch office. |
1.2086 |
0.04389 |
139 |
117 |
15 |
7 |
1197 |
That was not easy. |
1.2083 |
0.04412 |
120 |
99 |
17 |
4 |
1198 |
I saw what they did to John Fetterman. |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
1199 |
Yup. Young Republican. How'd ya guess? |
1.2083 |
0.04568 |
120 |
100 |
15 |
5 |
1200 |
You still working from home ? |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1201 |
I find it keeps the squirrels off. |
1.2080 |
0.04586 |
125 |
105 |
14 |
6 |
1202 |
I'm interviewing for the branch manager position at a local bank. |
1.2080 |
0.04295 |
125 |
103 |
18 |
4 |
1203 |
Jimmy,I told you no casual Fridays. |
1.2077 |
0.04186 |
130 |
107 |
19 |
4 |
1204 |
I've been tagged for an office job. |
1.2077 |
0.04462 |
130 |
109 |
15 |
6 |
1205 |
I’m rebranding as a knotty Windsor |
1.2075 |
0.04780 |
106 |
88 |
14 |
4 |
1206 |
You get casual Fridays?! |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1207 |
I like to dress up before I have to stand around naked all winter.” |
1.2074 |
0.04595 |
135 |
115 |
12 |
8 |
1208 |
when will you get out and look for work? |
1.2074 |
0.03948 |
135 |
110 |
22 |
3 |
1209 |
Plans this weekend? |
1.2074 |
0.04473 |
135 |
114 |
14 |
7 |
1210 |
As I grow older, it gets tighter. |
1.2072 |
0.04071 |
111 |
89 |
21 |
1 |
1211 |
You didn’t hear about the fall formal? |
1.2071 |
0.04360 |
140 |
118 |
15 |
7 |
1212 |
no more working at home au naturale |
1.2071 |
0.04118 |
140 |
116 |
19 |
5 |
1213 |
Have you seen my cuff-links? |
1.2069 |
0.04155 |
116 |
94 |
20 |
2 |
1214 |
I always get dressed up for Arbor Day. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1215 |
Personally, I’m sticking with the old Senate rules. |
1.2069 |
0.04502 |
116 |
96 |
16 |
4 |
1216 |
Will you still love me when my leaves fall off? |
1.2067 |
0.03934 |
150 |
124 |
21 |
5 |
1217 |
I’m telling you it’s in season! |
1.2066 |
0.04052 |
121 |
98 |
21 |
2 |
1218 |
I have a job interview at a paper mill! |
1.2066 |
0.04218 |
121 |
99 |
19 |
3 |
1219 |
This position will require you to be replanted. |
1.2066 |
0.04378 |
121 |
100 |
17 |
4 |
1220 |
Corporate’s promoting me to the board! |
1.2066 |
0.04682 |
121 |
102 |
13 |
6 |
1221 |
If we don't dress up for Arbor Day, then what do we dress up for? |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1222 |
Happy Birthday darling, I hope you like your new ring! |
1.2066 |
0.04827 |
121 |
103 |
11 |
7 |
1223 |
I manage growth stocks. You? |
1.2066 |
0.04533 |
121 |
101 |
15 |
5 |
1224 |
I thought I'd spruce it up a bit |
1.2063 |
0.04264 |
126 |
104 |
18 |
4 |
1225 |
I'm more of a taking tree. |
1.2063 |
0.04689 |
126 |
107 |
12 |
7 |
1226 |
I am going tree to tree selling rakes. |
1.2063 |
0.04552 |
126 |
106 |
14 |
6 |
1227 |
I'm hoping to become a branch manager. |
1.2063 |
0.04689 |
126 |
107 |
12 |
7 |
1228 |
I won't feel so naked when my leaves fall off. |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1229 |
I’m all dressed but this commute is going to kill me! |
1.2061 |
0.04296 |
131 |
109 |
17 |
5 |
1230 |
I think it makes me look taller |
1.2061 |
0.04014 |
131 |
107 |
21 |
3 |
1231 |
I have an important meeting with the board. |
1.2061 |
0.03384 |
165 |
133 |
30 |
2 |
1232 |
I think the song said tie a yellow ribbon ‘round, not necktie! |
1.2059 |
0.04443 |
136 |
115 |
14 |
7 |
1233 |
Call me old-fashioned. I just can't do Casual Friday." |
1.2056 |
0.05098 |
107 |
91 |
10 |
6 |
1234 |
This is only a formalitree |
1.2056 |
0.05098 |
107 |
91 |
10 |
6 |
1235 |
What if I told you that you CAN grow money on trees? |
1.2056 |
0.04550 |
107 |
88 |
16 |
3 |
1236 |
I try to dress up for Fall. |
1.2055 |
0.03754 |
146 |
119 |
24 |
3 |
1237 |
I’m seeking a position with opportunities for growth. |
1.2054 |
0.04419 |
112 |
92 |
17 |
3 |
1238 |
At least one of us took the trouble to read the dress code. |
1.2051 |
0.04124 |
117 |
95 |
20 |
2 |
1239 |
My last wish, if they cut me down and turn me into paper, is that the paper is used for a New Yorker magazine cover. |
1.2051 |
0.05084 |
117 |
101 |
8 |
8 |
1240 |
Boss is making us come back to the orchard a couple days a week. |
1.2051 |
0.04467 |
117 |
97 |
16 |
4 |
1241 |
Come Autumn, I won't be completely naked. |
1.2049 |
0.04346 |
122 |
101 |
17 |
4 |
1242 |
I got tired of just wearing earth tones. |
1.2049 |
0.04647 |
122 |
103 |
13 |
6 |
1243 |
Yeah it's just a clip-on, but bear in mind I'm a tree. |
1.2049 |
0.04647 |
122 |
103 |
13 |
6 |
1244 |
Difficult to ty without limbs |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
1245 |
I think you looked better with the yellow ribbon |
1.2047 |
0.04519 |
127 |
107 |
14 |
6 |
1246 |
This is my eighteth ring day. |
1.2047 |
0.04655 |
127 |
108 |
12 |
7 |
1247 |
It’s my subtle protest against Tony Orlando. |
1.2045 |
0.04400 |
132 |
111 |
15 |
6 |
1248 |
You came to work in your beech clothes? |
1.2045 |
0.04530 |
132 |
112 |
13 |
7 |
1249 |
I didn’t know what an arborist was when I interviewed for the job, ok?! |
1.2044 |
0.04162 |
137 |
114 |
18 |
5 |
1250 |
I spoke to a lawyer. I'm leaving. |
1.2037 |
0.04511 |
108 |
89 |
16 |
3 |
1251 |
Im being interviewed this afternoon by the Bronx Botanical Gardens. |
1.2035 |
0.04560 |
113 |
94 |
15 |
4 |
1252 |
I told you the wedding this afternoon is going to be formal. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
1253 |
What!? The invitation said formal. |
1.2035 |
0.04730 |
113 |
95 |
13 |
5 |
1254 |
Fetterman? |
1.2035 |
0.04383 |
113 |
93 |
17 |
3 |
1255 |
I feel like a sap. |
1.2035 |
0.04199 |
113 |
92 |
19 |
2 |
1256 |
The lumberjack suggested I tie one on. |
1.2034 |
0.04748 |
118 |
100 |
12 |
6 |
1257 |
I thought wearing this would make me more poplar. |
1.2034 |
0.04432 |
118 |
98 |
16 |
4 |
1258 |
Oh, forgot it was casual Friday today! |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1259 |
If a tree is wearing a tie but there is no person around to see it, is the tree considered nattily dressed? |
1.2033 |
0.04754 |
123 |
105 |
11 |
7 |
1260 |
I have a closet full - Why not !? |
1.2033 |
0.04156 |
123 |
101 |
19 |
3 |
1261 |
Honestly,I feel like we’ve grown apart. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1262 |
I have a job interview with a paper company. |
1.2033 |
0.04313 |
123 |
102 |
17 |
4 |
1263 |
If they insisted on tying a yellow ribbon I insisted on a Windsor knot. |
1.2033 |
0.04754 |
123 |
105 |
11 |
7 |
1264 |
Seems like just yesterday I was wearing a tire swing. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1265 |
If this tie doesn't look good, I have another one in my trunk. |
1.2033 |
0.04465 |
123 |
103 |
15 |
5 |
1266 |
Uh, yeah, I know. Any suggestions about getting it off, smart guy? |
1.2031 |
0.04621 |
128 |
109 |
12 |
7 |
1267 |
As you can see, I'm a bit tied up |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1268 |
You don’t feel naked? |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1269 |
Did Sophie do your hair? |
1.2031 |
0.04486 |
128 |
108 |
14 |
6 |
1270 |
The Arbor Day invitation said "formal attire", not "resort casual". |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1271 |
Oh, forget the stripes! What do you think of my knot? |
1.2031 |
0.04054 |
128 |
105 |
20 |
3 |
1272 |
I'll go out on a limb and ask for a date... |
1.2031 |
0.04203 |
128 |
106 |
18 |
4 |
1273 |
No, I don't recommend it; the tie binds. |
1.2030 |
0.04369 |
133 |
112 |
15 |
6 |
1274 |
Beats the heck out of all those sappy yellow ribbons over the years! |
1.2030 |
0.04237 |
133 |
111 |
17 |
5 |
1275 |
I haven’t a clue why Steinberg drew you so casual. The invite clearly said black tie. |
1.2030 |
0.04498 |
133 |
113 |
13 |
7 |
1276 |
I'm a bit concerned about the return to office mandate. |
1.2030 |
0.04100 |
133 |
110 |
19 |
4 |
1277 |
Who would have guessed that we had faces, let alone necks. |
1.2029 |
0.04383 |
138 |
117 |
14 |
7 |
1278 |
What? Too wide? |
1.2029 |
0.04261 |
138 |
116 |
16 |
6 |
1279 |
Well,I just got promoted to the regional branch manager |
1.2028 |
0.04275 |
143 |
121 |
15 |
7 |
1280 |
Taking off your tie is a good start, but you still come off as wooden. |
1.2019 |
0.04402 |
104 |
85 |
17 |
2 |
1281 |
Because I like to look good to the leaf peepers. |
1.2019 |
0.04808 |
104 |
87 |
13 |
4 |
1282 |
Good morning, I'm the tree surgeon. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1283 |
Too Loud? |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1284 |
On Zoom, they can’t tell that you’re not wearing pants. |
1.2018 |
0.04839 |
109 |
92 |
12 |
5 |
1285 |
I haven’t been able to take it off since I lost my limbs. |
1.2018 |
0.05011 |
109 |
93 |
10 |
6 |
1286 |
They ran out of yellow ribbons in the 80s. |
1.2018 |
0.04280 |
109 |
89 |
18 |
2 |
1287 |
I don’t care what it looks like; it’s not a belt! |
1.2018 |
0.04660 |
109 |
91 |
14 |
4 |
1288 |
So I wear a tie every fifty years. |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
1289 |
I'm getting ready for the fall formal. |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1290 |
I feel we've been growing apart. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1291 |
If you want to remain employed in this forest, you have to be able to branch out. |
1.2018 |
0.04692 |
114 |
96 |
13 |
5 |
1292 |
Ok well I got the job, now how do I get this tie off? |
1.2018 |
0.05012 |
114 |
98 |
9 |
7 |
1293 |
I finally decided to branch out into real estate. |
1.2018 |
0.04349 |
114 |
94 |
17 |
3 |
1294 |
The only options I can think of are heavy wind, decay, or kid with scissors. |
1.2018 |
0.04166 |
114 |
93 |
19 |
2 |
1295 |
Is that you tickling my toes? |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1296 |
‘Yeah the dress code is harsh but I get unlimited paid leaves’ |
1.2018 |
0.04524 |
114 |
95 |
15 |
4 |
1297 |
I don’t want to go out on a limb, but I needed to spruce up my look. |
1.2017 |
0.04061 |
119 |
97 |
20 |
2 |
1298 |
Did you forget about National Arbor Day,again? |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1299 |
Business is booming and I'm trying to branch out. |
1.2016 |
0.04282 |
124 |
103 |
17 |
4 |
1300 |
I identify as an environmental lobyist |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1301 |
This is a lot cheaper than buying all those bough ties. |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1302 |
When you invited me to tie one on, I had something much different in mind. |
1.2016 |
0.04719 |
124 |
106 |
11 |
7 |
1303 |
So… you come here a lot? |
1.2016 |
0.04432 |
124 |
104 |
15 |
5 |
1304 |
Nobody told me about Naked Tuesdays. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1305 |
You've got to tie one on if you want to live it up in my neck of the woods. |
1.2016 |
0.04173 |
129 |
107 |
18 |
4 |
1306 |
I was goin for the bob Ross look too! |
1.2016 |
0.03872 |
129 |
105 |
22 |
2 |
1307 |
Trust me, ChatGPT said that I should have stronger ties with my roots |
1.2016 |
0.04316 |
129 |
108 |
16 |
5 |
1308 |
Wish me luck, it’s my first day at the paper mill |
1.2015 |
0.04467 |
134 |
114 |
13 |
7 |
1309 |
I know a bow tie would be better, but I just can’t tie one. |
1.2015 |
0.03932 |
134 |
110 |
21 |
3 |
1310 |
I just woke up one morning and it was here. I think it means guys can come here to find other guys to fuck or suck each other's dicks or whatever. Could be kinda cool! |
1.2015 |
0.04829 |
134 |
117 |
7 |
10 |
1311 |
I’m trying to look younger, despite my many rings. |
1.2015 |
0.04073 |
134 |
111 |
19 |
4 |
1312 |
Without the tie, I feel naked when I shed my leaves. |
1.2014 |
0.03707 |
139 |
113 |
24 |
2 |
1313 |
I've graduated to old growth. |
1.2014 |
0.04107 |
139 |
116 |
18 |
5 |
1314 |
Yeah, once you hit age 250 you really have to start acting like an adult |
1.2014 |
0.03978 |
139 |
115 |
20 |
4 |
1315 |
My father always said "dress for success" |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
1316 |
The yellow ribbon lacked a certain panache |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
1317 |
The boss says more cuts are coming, so if wearing a tie helps me dodge that, then yeah I'm wearing a tie. |
1.2000 |
0.04555 |
130 |
111 |
12 |
7 |
1318 |
I’m interviewing for a new grove. |
1.2000 |
0.03762 |
135 |
110 |
23 |
2 |
1319 |
The new branch manager is a birch. |
1.2000 |
0.04080 |
140 |
117 |
18 |
5 |
1320 |
All those yellow and pink ribbons... they just weren't me. |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1321 |
Can we get to the root of the problem? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
1322 |
Does this make me look too ornamental? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
1323 |
I'm Leaving . . . |
1.2000 |
0.04437 |
110 |
91 |
16 |
3 |
1324 |
Layering. For Fall, it's a must. |
1.2000 |
0.04399 |
125 |
105 |
15 |
5 |
1325 |
My girlfriend is a knotty pine. |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1326 |
Spring formal. |
1.2000 |
0.04487 |
115 |
96 |
15 |
4 |
1327 |
Dress for the foliage you want. |
1.2000 |
0.04569 |
105 |
87 |
15 |
3 |
1328 |
Sorry about the clip-on tie, dude, but I told you it wouldn't work. |
1.2000 |
0.03935 |
125 |
102 |
21 |
2 |
1329 |
Too much?? |
1.2000 |
0.04244 |
110 |
90 |
18 |
2 |
1330 |
I'm just saying my preferred pronouns are 'tree' and 'trim.' |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1331 |
Aren’t humans just the worst? |
1.2000 |
0.04819 |
125 |
108 |
9 |
8 |
1332 |
Going to the office. My boss says that the days of working from home are over. |
1.2000 |
0.04954 |
105 |
89 |
11 |
5 |
1333 |
It makes it so they won’t see you. |
1.2000 |
0.04495 |
100 |
82 |
16 |
2 |
1334 |
What's your pronoun ? |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1335 |
I like this one because it goes with any season. |
1.2000 |
0.04714 |
100 |
83 |
14 |
3 |
1336 |
I didn't have a yellow ribbon, so this was the best I could do last minute. |
1.2000 |
0.05125 |
100 |
85 |
10 |
5 |
1337 |
What? I had a job interview. |
1.2000 |
0.04798 |
110 |
93 |
12 |
5 |
1338 |
The sap bucket look is over. |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1339 |
Besides the afro, ties are coming back |
1.2000 |
0.03952 |
140 |
116 |
20 |
4 |
1340 |
I heard they said something about looking clean-cut… |
1.2000 |
0.04314 |
115 |
95 |
17 |
3 |
1341 |
With all of these firings, I can’t leave anything to chance |
1.2000 |
0.04144 |
130 |
108 |
18 |
4 |
1342 |
The tree inspector is coming tomorrow! |
1.2000 |
0.04522 |
120 |
101 |
14 |
5 |
1343 |
What do you mean, "The fashion bug is an invasive species."? |
1.2000 |
0.04674 |
120 |
102 |
12 |
6 |
1344 |
Excuse me, there is a dress code in the forest. What do you think this is, the Senate? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
120 |
100 |
16 |
4 |
1345 |
Dude, it doesn’t match your foliage. |
1.2000 |
0.03945 |
115 |
93 |
21 |
1 |
1346 |
You look nothing like your tinder profile |
1.2000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
103 |
10 |
7 |
1347 |
The interview was via Zoom, so it's okay that I wasn't wearing pants. |
1.2000 |
0.04621 |
110 |
92 |
14 |
4 |
1348 |
i’m telling you, Frank, you’ve got to dress for the job you want, not the job you have! |
1.2000 |
0.04559 |
135 |
116 |
11 |
8 |
1349 |
You don’t understand Bob, I never wanted to be tied down |
1.2000 |
0.03945 |
115 |
93 |
21 |
1 |
1350 |
Dressing up makes me feel more productive when working from home |
1.2000 |
0.04201 |
120 |
99 |
18 |
3 |
1351 |
Fall's the most photogenic season of them all |
1.2000 |
0.04250 |
125 |
104 |
17 |
4 |
1352 |
How do i look for my first day at the Sawmill? |
1.2000 |
0.04364 |
105 |
86 |
17 |
2 |
1353 |
We don’t do casual Friday here |
1.2000 |
0.04822 |
120 |
103 |
10 |
7 |
1354 |
I'm here to interview for the paper company job. |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1355 |
Don’t look at me like that. You know I’ve always wanted to live in Central Park |
1.1985 |
0.03970 |
131 |
108 |
20 |
3 |
1356 |
I'm trying to branch out sartorially, but this tie has me barking. |
1.1984 |
0.04219 |
126 |
105 |
17 |
4 |
1357 |
I really have to dress for the job. I can’t go out on a limb. |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
1358 |
I will leave soon, I just got a promotion. |
1.1984 |
0.04367 |
126 |
106 |
15 |
5 |
1359 |
How am I barking up the wrong tree? |
1.1984 |
0.04066 |
126 |
104 |
19 |
3 |
1360 |
Yeah, I know it’s not my color. I welcome suggestions on how I’m supposed to change it. |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1361 |
As your lawyer, I advise you not to display the contents of your trunk |
1.1983 |
0.04487 |
121 |
102 |
14 |
5 |
1362 |
Those frat boys passed by here bragging that they tied one on last night. |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
1363 |
I woke up one morning and this thing was on me! |
1.1983 |
0.03825 |
121 |
98 |
22 |
1 |
1364 |
The matching suspenders kept falling down. |
1.1983 |
0.04169 |
121 |
100 |
18 |
3 |
1365 |
We have a new branch director with a strict dress code. |
1.1983 |
0.04331 |
121 |
101 |
16 |
4 |
1366 |
Don’t judge. I have a date |
1.1983 |
0.03825 |
121 |
98 |
22 |
1 |
1367 |
You're so lucky you still get to work from home. |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1368 |
If you think this is easy, try it. |
1.1983 |
0.04617 |
116 |
98 |
13 |
5 |
1369 |
Tell me about yourself? |
1.1983 |
0.04101 |
116 |
95 |
19 |
2 |
1370 |
I joined the hedge fund. |
1.1983 |
0.04280 |
116 |
96 |
17 |
3 |
1371 |
You should see my socks! |
1.1983 |
0.04777 |
116 |
99 |
11 |
6 |
1372 |
Yeah, I'm also thinking of trimming back the afro. |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1373 |
Can you tell it's a clip on? |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1374 |
This IS casual for me |
1.1983 |
0.04452 |
116 |
97 |
15 |
4 |
1375 |
I just hope it rots and falls off before it goes out of style. |
1.1982 |
0.04582 |
111 |
93 |
14 |
4 |
1376 |
Obviously Chet, it’s a clip-on. I can only wear clip-ons, Chet. |
1.1981 |
0.04724 |
106 |
89 |
13 |
4 |
1377 |
You’re also here to audition for the Bob Ross biopic, right? |
1.1981 |
0.04530 |
106 |
88 |
15 |
3 |
1378 |
I'm lobbying humans to adopt two-sided printing. |
1.1980 |
0.04879 |
101 |
85 |
12 |
4 |
1379 |
How about we mingle roots |
1.1980 |
0.04454 |
101 |
83 |
16 |
2 |
1380 |
I didn't want to look like I'm going to seed... |
1.1971 |
0.04376 |
137 |
117 |
13 |
7 |
1381 |
Your shoe's untied. |
1.1970 |
0.04360 |
132 |
112 |
14 |
6 |
1382 |
I‘m trying to spruce it up a little. |
1.1970 |
0.04087 |
132 |
110 |
18 |
4 |
1383 |
We’ll, wish me luck on my first day at the paper factory. |
1.1970 |
0.04226 |
132 |
111 |
16 |
5 |
1384 |
I don't look stiff! |
1.1967 |
0.04603 |
122 |
104 |
12 |
6 |
1385 |
Hey, want to leave with me? |
1.1967 |
0.04138 |
122 |
101 |
18 |
3 |
1386 |
I’m really dreading having to go back to the office. |
1.1967 |
0.04454 |
122 |
103 |
14 |
5 |
1387 |
I think it means I'm being cut but some ceremony is involved. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1388 |
OH , I thought we were going to a TIE restaurant………. |
1.1966 |
0.04417 |
117 |
98 |
15 |
4 |
1389 |
``Ask yourself: Who are they going to cut down first? The guy with the tree-shirt or the guy with the necktie?' |
1.1966 |
0.04247 |
117 |
97 |
17 |
3 |
1390 |
I was attracted to their corporate tree structure |
1.1966 |
0.04581 |
117 |
99 |
13 |
5 |
1391 |
I believe in 'dress for success'. Does this make me look fat? |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1392 |
And when they offered me a contract… IT WAS ON PAPER! |
1.1964 |
0.04176 |
112 |
92 |
18 |
2 |
1393 |
They've gone paperless at work, which is a good thing, given all the deaths. |
1.1964 |
0.04718 |
112 |
95 |
12 |
5 |
1394 |
Would you care to dance? |
1.1964 |
0.03979 |
112 |
91 |
20 |
1 |
1395 |
I didn’t get the job, it required a lot of travel. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1396 |
They have no idea how awkward social distancing really is. |
1.1964 |
0.04545 |
112 |
94 |
14 |
4 |
1397 |
I was told it would make me look less wooden. |
1.1964 |
0.04364 |
112 |
93 |
16 |
3 |
1398 |
I wear my tie even at virtual meetings, but sometimes my roots remain unclothed. |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1399 |
We audition tomorrow for those cameo roles in "Oppenheimer." |
1.1963 |
0.04868 |
107 |
91 |
11 |
5 |
1400 |
It's my first trunk show . |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1401 |
It's my branch's dress code. |
1.1961 |
0.04189 |
102 |
83 |
18 |
1 |
1402 |
What a day I had dear , I had to work my ash off . |
1.1953 |
0.04581 |
128 |
110 |
11 |
7 |
1403 |
I thought I'd spruce up. |
1.1951 |
0.04568 |
123 |
105 |
12 |
6 |
1404 |
Dress for success, Myrtle, or you'll stay where you're planted. |
1.1951 |
0.04420 |
123 |
104 |
14 |
5 |
1405 |
It keeps the teenagers away, but not the dogs. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1406 |
The yellow ribbon was looking a bit dated. |
1.1949 |
0.04214 |
118 |
98 |
17 |
3 |
1407 |
Of course it's a clip-on. I don't have hands! |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1408 |
When you have a photosynthesis meeting at 3 but a board meeting at 4. |
1.1949 |
0.04545 |
118 |
100 |
13 |
5 |
1409 |
You just noticed. |
1.1949 |
0.04383 |
118 |
99 |
15 |
4 |
1410 |
I have a interview with the big acorn itself. |
1.1949 |
0.03855 |
118 |
96 |
21 |
1 |
1411 |
Sprouting through a shallow grave was rough in the beginning, but worth the trouble in the end |
1.1949 |
0.04702 |
118 |
101 |
11 |
6 |
1412 |
I was able to just wear a yellow ribbon before I had to report back to the office. |
1.1947 |
0.04508 |
113 |
95 |
14 |
4 |
1413 |
It makes me stand a little taller. |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
1414 |
I have to go cheer up a weeping willow. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1415 |
Oh, it's Casual Friday? My bad. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1416 |
I call this look ‘the paper pusher |
1.1947 |
0.04846 |
113 |
97 |
10 |
6 |
1417 |
I guess I’m just tired of looking like a little beech. |
1.1947 |
0.04680 |
113 |
96 |
12 |
5 |
1418 |
Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have. |
1.1947 |
0.04329 |
113 |
94 |
16 |
3 |
1419 |
I will be transplanted to a formal garden. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1420 |
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1421 |
No idea. Dude came up, hugged me and left his tie. Said he's moving on. |
1.1944 |
0.04643 |
108 |
91 |
13 |
4 |
1422 |
They keep changing the dress code just like the Senate. |
1.1944 |
0.04254 |
108 |
89 |
17 |
2 |
1423 |
It’s a half-Windsor |
1.1944 |
0.04453 |
108 |
90 |
15 |
3 |
1424 |
I'm excited about my new job at the pulp plant! |
1.1942 |
0.03939 |
139 |
116 |
19 |
4 |
1425 |
You going somewhere? |
1.1942 |
0.04791 |
103 |
87 |
12 |
4 |
1426 |
SAP! It’s just sap! |
1.1942 |
0.04376 |
103 |
85 |
16 |
2 |
1427 |
I know you feel rooted but you need to go out and live a little |
1.1942 |
0.04588 |
103 |
86 |
14 |
3 |
1428 |
"...and then that crazy squirrel buried my cuff links!" |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1429 |
I stood my ground. I’m more productive working remotely. |
1.1940 |
0.04429 |
134 |
115 |
12 |
7 |
1430 |
Take climate change meetings seriously, Dave. |
1.1940 |
0.03889 |
134 |
111 |
20 |
3 |
1431 |
Trust me, I've represented many shady figures. |
1.1939 |
0.04735 |
98 |
82 |
13 |
3 |
1432 |
I just don't believe in casual Fridays. |
1.1938 |
0.04273 |
129 |
109 |
15 |
5 |
1433 |
It's the time of year to look our best. |
1.1938 |
0.04413 |
129 |
110 |
13 |
6 |
1434 |
They’re not letting me work from the forest anymore! |
1.1938 |
0.04129 |
129 |
108 |
17 |
4 |
1435 |
I'm fed up with looking au naturel ... |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
1436 |
They'll be here soon with the crane, it's back to the office! |
1.1935 |
0.04534 |
124 |
106 |
12 |
6 |
1437 |
Hey, bro, does my afro look better if I wear a tie? |
1.1935 |
0.04077 |
124 |
103 |
18 |
3 |
1438 |
When they told me I was going to be part of the making of a business paper I had something else in mind. |
1.1935 |
0.03913 |
124 |
102 |
20 |
2 |
1439 |
and then I finally found a no-handed tutorial. |
1.1935 |
0.04534 |
124 |
106 |
12 |
6 |
1440 |
Why not be different, and go with a bough tie. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1441 |
I know.” “You don’t think we have anything in common. |
1.1933 |
0.04008 |
119 |
98 |
19 |
2 |
1442 |
By the way, I've decided to change my name from Laurel to Leif |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1443 |
This'll help the people tell us apart easier. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1444 |
This tie somehow makes me feel more naked. |
1.1933 |
0.04509 |
119 |
101 |
13 |
5 |
1445 |
Well I'm sorry, Pam, but the yellow ribbon just wasn't doing it for me anymore. |
1.1933 |
0.04182 |
119 |
99 |
17 |
3 |
1446 |
I was going for lumbersexual but the tie makes me feel so…wooden. |
1.1931 |
0.04070 |
145 |
123 |
16 |
6 |
1447 |
You forgot arbor day again? |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
1448 |
I normally don’t dress up, but I’m trying to branch out. |
1.1930 |
0.04109 |
114 |
94 |
18 |
2 |
1449 |
I like to spruce up a bit. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
1450 |
Senate rules. |
1.1930 |
0.04471 |
114 |
96 |
14 |
4 |
1451 |
I don't care what Chuck Schumer says. |
1.1930 |
0.04294 |
114 |
95 |
16 |
3 |
1452 |
It's a hint she wants us to tie the knot. |
1.1930 |
0.04642 |
114 |
97 |
12 |
5 |
1453 |
My job is being replaced by an artificial tree. |
1.1929 |
0.03913 |
140 |
117 |
19 |
4 |
1454 |
I haven't wore one since before the pandemic... |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1455 |
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. |
1.1927 |
0.04959 |
109 |
94 |
9 |
6 |
1456 |
I have an interview with the gardener later today, though for what I'm not sure. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1457 |
My DNA results just came in. I'm 80% acorn,20% Wall Street. |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1458 |
I'm a carbon offset for a bank |
1.1927 |
0.05128 |
109 |
95 |
7 |
7 |
1459 |
Yeah I have to get on a zoom call this morning |
1.1927 |
0.04416 |
109 |
91 |
15 |
3 |
1460 |
I've applied to be in the formal garden. |
1.1923 |
0.03798 |
130 |
107 |
21 |
2 |
1461 |
No one told me they changed the dress code. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1462 |
They're making me into a New Yorker magazine. |
1.1923 |
0.04381 |
130 |
111 |
13 |
6 |
1463 |
So Bob, be honest. Does every day really feel like Saturday now that you're retired? |
1.1923 |
0.04749 |
104 |
88 |
12 |
4 |
1464 |
It makes me feel less naked after my leaves fall. |
1.1923 |
0.04338 |
104 |
86 |
16 |
2 |
1465 |
I was told it was smart casual. |
1.1923 |
0.04548 |
104 |
87 |
14 |
3 |
1466 |
I told my Timber blind date that I'd be wearing a striped tie. |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
1467 |
Hi honey, I'm home. |
1.1920 |
0.04047 |
125 |
104 |
18 |
3 |
1468 |
I’m auditioning for Mad Men |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1469 |
You said it was business casual! |
1.1920 |
0.04204 |
125 |
105 |
16 |
4 |
1470 |
Hey, you gotta look the part! They never cut management. |
1.1920 |
0.04355 |
125 |
106 |
14 |
5 |
1471 |
I’ve got an interview at the paper factory. |
1.1920 |
0.04641 |
125 |
108 |
10 |
7 |
1472 |
Have some respect for the position you hold, Fetterman. |
1.1919 |
0.04906 |
99 |
84 |
11 |
4 |
1473 |
Last night I dreamed I was a talking tree wearing a necktie. |
1.1919 |
0.05112 |
99 |
85 |
9 |
5 |
1474 |
You should get dressed, their taking us out this afternoon. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1475 |
I'm trying to branch out into fashion. |
1.1917 |
0.04628 |
120 |
103 |
11 |
6 |
1476 |
Do you know how to get sap out of a tie? |
1.1917 |
0.04475 |
120 |
102 |
13 |
5 |
1477 |
If you don’t mind my asking, which pronouns do you prefer? |
1.1917 |
0.03977 |
120 |
99 |
19 |
2 |
1478 |
I just figured I should spruce up my image this fall. |
1.1917 |
0.04777 |
120 |
104 |
9 |
7 |
1479 |
Who knew Tony Orlando still owns the rights to yellow ribbons? |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1480 |
My bark is worse than my blight. |
1.1917 |
0.04315 |
120 |
101 |
15 |
4 |
1481 |
Sap is all over my knot! |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1482 |
I guess they ran out of yellow ribbons |
1.1917 |
0.04475 |
120 |
102 |
13 |
5 |
1483 |
The tourists seem to like my bright color choices this time of year. |
1.1917 |
0.04150 |
120 |
100 |
17 |
3 |
1484 |
Get this fucking thing off me.” |
1.1913 |
0.04604 |
115 |
98 |
12 |
5 |
1485 |
I think it’s a little classier than a yellow ribbon. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1486 |
It's the new fall look. |
1.1913 |
0.04077 |
115 |
95 |
18 |
2 |
1487 |
I forgot it was Friday, OK? |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1488 |
Okay, I'll admit it, this tie has me stumped too. |
1.1913 |
0.04435 |
115 |
97 |
14 |
4 |
1489 |
I would like to discuss your key performance indicators for the next quarter. |
1.1909 |
0.03980 |
110 |
90 |
19 |
1 |
1490 |
I’ve never been to a clear cutting. Is it a formal occasion? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1491 |
I suppose you're wondering how I even got this on? |
1.1909 |
0.04565 |
110 |
93 |
13 |
4 |
1492 |
People are reluctant to cut down the dapper. |
1.1908 |
0.03924 |
131 |
109 |
19 |
3 |
1493 |
When the interviewer asks, “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” what should I say? |
1.1908 |
0.04483 |
131 |
113 |
11 |
7 |
1494 |
Every once in awhile I like to get wild and tie one on. |
1.1905 |
0.04897 |
105 |
90 |
10 |
5 |
1495 |
Well, when you’re working in finance, and rockin’ an Afro, you’ve got to offset it with something. |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1496 |
Get help! I'm tied up. |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1497 |
The sun likes ME the most! |
1.1905 |
0.04508 |
105 |
88 |
14 |
3 |
1498 |
You didn't tell me the event was deciduous casual. |
1.1905 |
0.04607 |
126 |
109 |
10 |
7 |
1499 |
Yeah, well, you know, my bank just closed today. Guess I’ll have to open up my own branch… |
1.1905 |
0.04323 |
126 |
107 |
14 |
5 |
1500 |
Oh, I forgot it was casual Friday… |
1.1901 |
0.03862 |
142 |
119 |
19 |
4 |
1501 |
It’s like my daddy always said, “ if you don’t wanna be plywood, you better wear a tie good” |
1.1901 |
0.04282 |
121 |
102 |
15 |
4 |
1502 |
The job sounded pretty good on paper. |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1503 |
You’re right, the belt was a bit much |
1.1901 |
0.04118 |
121 |
101 |
17 |
3 |
1504 |
I’m looking professional so the developers can’t axe me |
1.1898 |
0.04083 |
137 |
116 |
16 |
5 |
1505 |
My squirrel hooked up last night. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1506 |
Make like a human and stay exactly where you are, miserable and indignant. |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
1507 |
Yes Frank, I know we're deciduous but I wanted to spruce up a bit. |
1.1897 |
0.04226 |
116 |
97 |
16 |
3 |
1508 |
Tying it isn't that hard. |
1.1897 |
0.04567 |
116 |
99 |
12 |
5 |
1509 |
I can see in your eyes that you are rooting for me |
1.1894 |
0.03897 |
132 |
110 |
19 |
3 |
1510 |
The pay is great, but the commute is killing me. |
1.1894 |
0.04043 |
132 |
111 |
17 |
4 |
1511 |
You don't see them coming to cut me, do you? |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1512 |
Ready for the funeral. |
1.1892 |
0.04527 |
111 |
94 |
13 |
4 |
1513 |
It took me 25 years to grow into this and now you’re telling me they’re going out of fashion? |
1.1892 |
0.05041 |
111 |
97 |
7 |
7 |
1514 |
Don’t you think fall should be dressier? |
1.1892 |
0.04343 |
111 |
93 |
15 |
3 |
1515 |
In searching for my roots I learned I’m
80% deciduous. |
1.1892 |
0.04150 |
111 |
92 |
17 |
2 |
1516 |
At least one of us is going places. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1517 |
I can’t take it off, ever since my branches got pruned… |
1.1890 |
0.04291 |
127 |
108 |
14 |
5 |
1518 |
Vertical stripes make me look trunky. |
1.1890 |
0.04434 |
127 |
109 |
12 |
6 |
1519 |
I thought she’d be impressed, but she said she said she’s looking for someone more down to earth. |
1.1890 |
0.04143 |
127 |
107 |
16 |
4 |
1520 |
Meeting in the Coniference Room. |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1521 |
Okay, I'm ready to leave. |
1.1887 |
0.04047 |
106 |
87 |
18 |
1 |
1522 |
What are you wearing? |
1.1887 |
0.04469 |
106 |
89 |
14 |
3 |
1523 |
No, it's not a fashion statement; someone's boyfriend is getting out of prison and they ran out of yellow ribbons. |
1.1887 |
0.04665 |
106 |
90 |
12 |
4 |
1524 |
I have an interview this afternoon, to join the forest. |
1.1885 |
0.03556 |
122 |
99 |
23 |
0 |
1525 |
Preppy vandalism is the worst… |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1526 |
How to get this tie on straight has me stumped. |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1527 |
My therapist says it's normal to feel tied down |
1.1885 |
0.04250 |
122 |
103 |
15 |
4 |
1528 |
When I leaf, I dress to impress. |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1529 |
I really tied one on last night! |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
1530 |
I needed something to draw attention from my receding tree line! |
1.1881 |
0.04154 |
101 |
83 |
17 |
1 |
1531 |
I thought it was Arbor Day! |
1.1881 |
0.04606 |
101 |
85 |
13 |
3 |
1532 |
Be honest, do these colors match my foliage? |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
1533 |
Boss says that if I want to be branch manager, I have to dress the part” |
1.1881 |
0.04816 |
101 |
86 |
11 |
4 |
1534 |
You’re taller than you look on Zoom |
1.1881 |
0.04386 |
101 |
84 |
15 |
2 |
1535 |
Let's see AI try to replace ME! |
1.1880 |
0.04365 |
117 |
99 |
14 |
4 |
1536 |
It's a zoom interview -- I'll wear the suit if I have one in person. |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1537 |
I hope this tie distracts people from my hair falling. |
1.1880 |
0.04014 |
117 |
97 |
18 |
2 |
1538 |
Your dressing down won't save you. |
1.1880 |
0.04193 |
117 |
98 |
16 |
3 |
1539 |
Look! I'm a CEOak! |
1.1880 |
0.04531 |
117 |
100 |
12 |
5 |
1540 |
Hey Holly! Who's got a 'neck made for pencils' now? |
1.1880 |
0.04154 |
133 |
113 |
15 |
5 |
1541 |
I think my boss doesn't understand how uprooted I'll feel having to return to the office.... |
1.1880 |
0.04015 |
133 |
112 |
17 |
4 |
1542 |
After my leaves fall, I'll be less naked. |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
1543 |
It's the new dress code for branch managers. |
1.1875 |
0.04260 |
128 |
109 |
14 |
5 |
1544 |
Sure, I'm overdressed now, but wait till fall comes. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1545 |
Sorry, you are going to become the corparate ladder. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1546 |
I have no idea how I got this on |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1547 |
I'll take the soup. |
1.1875 |
0.03705 |
112 |
91 |
21 |
0 |
1548 |
I am business tree. |
1.1875 |
0.04116 |
112 |
93 |
17 |
2 |
1549 |
My story is banned in Florida |
1.1875 |
0.04307 |
112 |
94 |
15 |
3 |
1550 |
…and with my third wish I said “I wish I was a tree” but I guess you did the same thing. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1551 |
Step up your game, buddy. Otherwise you’re gonna be one of the ones they cut next round. Remember Lester? He’s a fence now. |
1.1875 |
0.04402 |
128 |
110 |
12 |
6 |
1552 |
If they continue this new drees code, I am re-rooting to another state. |
1.1875 |
0.04490 |
112 |
95 |
13 |
4 |
1553 |
I am making up for the fact that 23 and Me said I was 10% crabgrass. |
1.1875 |
0.04756 |
96 |
81 |
12 |
3 |
1554 |
It's not a yellow ribbon, and I'm not an old oak tree. What's going on? |
1.1875 |
0.04981 |
96 |
82 |
10 |
4 |
1555 |
I have a very exciting and exclusive opportunity to share with you |
1.1875 |
0.05403 |
96 |
84 |
6 |
6 |
1556 |
Oh the tie? You like it.. couldn't get the rest of the suit. Shrinkflation, the struggle is real. |
1.1871 |
0.03620 |
139 |
115 |
22 |
2 |
1557 |
I thought I'd spruce myself up and branch out. |
1.1871 |
0.03761 |
139 |
116 |
20 |
3 |
1558 |
I want the room tonight |
1.1870 |
0.03889 |
123 |
102 |
19 |
2 |
1559 |
I’m the new branch manager - if you could just go ahead and get those report logs to me, that’d be great. |
1.1870 |
0.04523 |
123 |
106 |
11 |
6 |
1560 |
I identify as a male pre-lumber. Just how fluid are you? |
1.1870 |
0.04218 |
123 |
104 |
15 |
4 |
1561 |
I'm interviewing for the "Save the Planet" job. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1562 |
No? Well then stop playing rootsy with me. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1563 |
I’m off to meet with the squirrels’ lawyer. |
1.1870 |
0.04057 |
123 |
103 |
17 |
3 |
1564 |
They're coming back with my Tree-piece suit" |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
1565 |
Well now I feel like I’ll be the only one in a tie. |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
1566 |
It helps with branch management. |
1.1869 |
0.04812 |
107 |
92 |
10 |
5 |
1567 |
The tying IS tricky, but it can be done! |
1.1869 |
0.04227 |
107 |
89 |
16 |
2 |
1568 |
The boss said, show up for work or get cut. |
1.1869 |
0.04625 |
107 |
91 |
12 |
4 |
1569 |
I'm done with remote work |
1.1869 |
0.04430 |
107 |
90 |
14 |
3 |
1570 |
They won't let you into the forest without one. |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1571 |
I think we should branch out more for better diversity |
1.1866 |
0.03844 |
134 |
112 |
19 |
3 |
1572 |
I don't care if it's casual Friday...I always wear a tie. |
1.1866 |
0.04126 |
134 |
114 |
15 |
5 |
1573 |
Tony Orlando ran out of ribbons. |
1.1866 |
0.04126 |
134 |
114 |
15 |
5 |
1574 |
When the tree's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'.... |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1575 |
I think it makes my neck look more proportionate.. |
1.1864 |
0.04495 |
118 |
101 |
12 |
5 |
1576 |
Toxic masculinity isn’t real. |
1.1864 |
0.04654 |
118 |
102 |
10 |
6 |
1577 |
I'm from a different branch of the family |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1578 |
Didn’t you get the memo? |
1.1864 |
0.03796 |
118 |
97 |
20 |
1 |
1579 |
I support the Congressional Dress Code. |
1.1864 |
0.04331 |
118 |
100 |
14 |
4 |
1580 |
I can't help thinking I'm slightly overdressed. |
1.1864 |
0.04161 |
118 |
99 |
16 |
3 |
1581 |
I do feel a little naked but at least we have our trunks on. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1582 |
I look good AND dogs won’t pee on me. |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
1583 |
Don't ask! |
1.1863 |
0.03874 |
102 |
83 |
19 |
0 |
1584 |
You could say it’s a look I’ve grown into. |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1585 |
It's the new Fetterman dress code - pants optional. |
1.1863 |
0.04564 |
102 |
86 |
13 |
3 |
1586 |
Well, I don’t want to be a Branch Manager forever. |
1.1863 |
0.04117 |
102 |
84 |
17 |
1 |
1587 |
They've started to require me to return to the branch office." |
1.1863 |
0.04346 |
102 |
85 |
15 |
2 |
1588 |
Yea, I have a date with that Oak tree tonight |
1.1860 |
0.04084 |
129 |
109 |
16 |
4 |
1589 |
Johnson, I don’t know what to say. You’ve been late three times this week and you don’t even have legs. |
1.1860 |
0.04229 |
129 |
110 |
14 |
5 |
1590 |
I've got a Zoom interview. |
1.1858 |
0.04627 |
113 |
97 |
11 |
5 |
1591 |
Just 1 problem. Is the reunion coming to me? Or am I going? |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1592 |
It was either the tie or having a heart etched on my bark. |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1593 |
I woke up like this. |
1.1858 |
0.04627 |
113 |
97 |
11 |
5 |
1594 |
Everyone knows you wear the pants in our relationship. |
1.1858 |
0.04083 |
113 |
94 |
17 |
2 |
1595 |
Bough you look so good, think I've got wood |
1.1858 |
0.04453 |
113 |
96 |
13 |
4 |
1596 |
I can’t decide if I should wear it here or down by my roots. |
1.1858 |
0.04272 |
113 |
95 |
15 |
3 |
1597 |
The branch manager is hinting at cutbacks |
1.1857 |
0.04129 |
140 |
120 |
14 |
6 |
1598 |
Just experimenting with new fall color combinations. Opinion? |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1599 |
I know I'm an oak, but I wanted to Spruce it up. |
1.1855 |
0.04489 |
124 |
107 |
11 |
6 |
1600 |
I worry that next I'll be made into a Coat Tree! |
1.1855 |
0.04027 |
124 |
104 |
17 |
3 |
1601 |
The new HOA dress code counts as landscaping. |
1.1855 |
0.04633 |
124 |
108 |
9 |
7 |
1602 |
I just found it at the bottom of my trunk. |
1.1855 |
0.04340 |
124 |
106 |
13 |
5 |
1603 |
…so how do you identify? |
1.1855 |
0.04489 |
124 |
107 |
11 |
6 |
1604 |
I’m taking this off right after the ceremony. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1605 |
They want a formal garden. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1606 |
It’s made from Bamboo. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1607 |
Hey man, you play the game right and you too could be promoted to Branch Manager |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1608 |
No. I won’t tell you the secret of how to tie a tie. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1609 |
I'm not one to throw shade, but how can you go naked in a public park? |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1610 |
On Zoom, no one knows I’m not back in the office. |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1611 |
It's my interview tie. |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1612 |
If a tree falls in the forest yeah yeah yeah, they’re never gonna believe this one. |
1.1852 |
0.04393 |
108 |
91 |
14 |
3 |
1613 |
It’s not what it seems |
1.1852 |
0.04585 |
108 |
92 |
12 |
4 |
1614 |
They say dress for the job you want; I’m hoping for “executive’s desk” |
1.1852 |
0.04191 |
108 |
90 |
16 |
2 |
1615 |
Got a date with a smoking’ hot quaking aspen tonight. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1616 |
I figured this might confuse the loggers. |
1.1849 |
0.04460 |
119 |
102 |
12 |
5 |
1617 |
I liked the Bill Blass, but the vertical stripes made me look too skinny! |
1.1849 |
0.04460 |
119 |
102 |
12 |
5 |
1618 |
Somehow I’m dubious about my nomination to the board of directors. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1619 |
I didn't know it was formal.! |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1620 |
I have an interview at a branch office…I leave next fall. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1621 |
I’m sorry to head off so early, but I’ve told you a thousand times, son: Money doesn’t grow on us. |
1.1849 |
0.04297 |
119 |
101 |
14 |
4 |
1622 |
And then she cancelled the wedding saying that I stand here all day doing nothing. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1623 |
I see you’re all dressed up, yes, but you never end up going anywhere. |
1.1849 |
0.04128 |
119 |
100 |
16 |
3 |
1624 |
It's this new thing called anthropomorphizing. Believe me, when those hipsters in the flannel come back you'll thank me for telling you. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1625 |
Just cause the Senates gone casual doesn't mean I will. |
1.1845 |
0.04729 |
103 |
88 |
11 |
4 |
1626 |
If a tree wears a tie in the forest, but no one sees it, does it exist? |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1627 |
I'm thinking pants could be a bridge too far. |
1.1845 |
0.03840 |
103 |
84 |
19 |
0 |
1628 |
All dressed up. Nowhere we can go! |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1629 |
Do you know how to untie the tie, except growing in diameter? |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1630 |
Oh. I thought it was a formal garden. |
1.1845 |
0.04523 |
103 |
87 |
13 |
3 |
1631 |
I hate having to dress up in colors for fall. |
1.1845 |
0.04308 |
103 |
86 |
15 |
2 |
1632 |
Bald? Whatta ya mean I will go bald |
1.1844 |
0.04223 |
141 |
122 |
12 |
7 |
1633 |
We never go out anymore. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1634 |
I decided to swap out the yellow ribbon. I'm showing support of Wall Street expanding the carbon offset markets. |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1635 |
I'm just so tired of feeling naked every fall. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1636 |
Oh, I forgot it’s casual Friday! |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1637 |
I've made a killing in the paper business |
1.1842 |
0.04417 |
114 |
97 |
13 |
4 |
1638 |
Get dressed, man.! The Woodpeckers will be here any minute. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1639 |
I see that you are nonbinary. |
1.1842 |
0.04050 |
114 |
95 |
17 |
2 |
1640 |
I'd like to talk to you about Treesus. |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1641 |
I’m hoping to open my own new branch |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1642 |
Tree's company. |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1643 |
this way they'll see I'm one of the good ones |
1.1842 |
0.04589 |
114 |
98 |
11 |
5 |
1644 |
after Oppenheimer came out nobody wants to visit us anymore |
1.1842 |
0.04238 |
114 |
96 |
15 |
3 |
1645 |
Oh! I have always liked knotted pine. |
1.1840 |
0.04455 |
125 |
108 |
11 |
6 |
1646 |
I was told to prepare for a promotion... paneling role at the corporate offices. |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
1647 |
I'm going bald in a few weeks. I had to dress it up somehow |
1.1840 |
0.04308 |
125 |
107 |
13 |
5 |
1648 |
It’s not suiting up for the three days in the office- it’s the commute that’s killing me. |
1.1840 |
0.04156 |
125 |
106 |
15 |
4 |
1649 |
You dress for the job you want, Alan! |
1.1838 |
0.03792 |
136 |
114 |
19 |
3 |
1650 |
Laura, do you realize our ideas and hairstyles match perfectly? |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
1651 |
I have a job interview at the lumber yard. Cross your twigs for me. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1652 |
I’ve decided to gender specific. |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1653 |
This year is going to be different, Terry.
I'm turning over a new leaf. |
1.1835 |
0.04355 |
109 |
92 |
14 |
3 |
1654 |
If a tree wears a tie in the forest does it make a fashion statement? |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
1655 |
As an American Oak, my concern is with people not seeing the trees for the forest. |
1.1835 |
0.04546 |
109 |
93 |
12 |
4 |
1656 |
I've noticed a ninety percent increase in the chance of a hug by wearing Upstate U's school colors! |
1.1835 |
0.04156 |
109 |
91 |
16 |
2 |
1657 |
Hey good looking! How many rings are you ? |
1.1833 |
0.04264 |
120 |
102 |
14 |
4 |
1658 |
It was unbelievably difficult to tie |
1.1833 |
0.04097 |
120 |
101 |
16 |
3 |
1659 |
There's a couple fooling around in the canopy. |
1.1833 |
0.04877 |
120 |
106 |
6 |
8 |
1660 |
This tie doesn’t match my Afro. |
1.1832 |
0.04169 |
131 |
112 |
14 |
5 |
1661 |
I can charge the squirrels double the rent. |
1.1832 |
0.03562 |
131 |
108 |
22 |
1 |
1662 |
I am thinking of joining the corporate jungle |
1.1832 |
0.04308 |
131 |
113 |
12 |
6 |
1663 |
They take adopt-a-tree very seriously. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
1664 |
I’m considering branching out. |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
1665 |
You might be a tree now but you will dialogue |
1.1828 |
0.04822 |
93 |
79 |
11 |
3 |
1666 |
Do you want to meet up underground? |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1667 |
Why yes. I do have an interview today, how did you know? |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1668 |
Ever since they took away the hammock – I've been fit to be tied! |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1669 |
Why shouldn't I dress up a little? The leaf peepers will be here any minute to see us in our finery! |
1.1827 |
0.04687 |
104 |
89 |
11 |
4 |
1670 |
Dressed to Mill! |
1.1827 |
0.04045 |
104 |
86 |
17 |
1 |
1671 |
„They need a reason to choose one of us for a selfie!“ |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1672 |
Shall we tie the knot? |
1.1827 |
0.04270 |
104 |
87 |
15 |
2 |
1673 |
I don’t know what it is, but some guy put it on me and now he’s over there drawing us. |
1.1827 |
0.04483 |
104 |
88 |
13 |
3 |
1674 |
I see you dressed up for Fall. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1675 |
I wish the 'National Geographic' photographers would get here already. My tie is too tight. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1676 |
I thought the ascot was too pretentious. |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1677 |
I can’t quite get comfortable with this new casual attire trend. |
1.1826 |
0.04381 |
115 |
98 |
13 |
4 |
1678 |
Autoerotic saphyxiation. |
1.1826 |
0.04552 |
115 |
99 |
11 |
5 |
1679 |
First of fall I’m a Libra |
1.1826 |
0.04204 |
115 |
97 |
15 |
3 |
1680 |
247 years old and I still need a clip on. |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1681 |
Ash-Leigh, please don't leaf me, I love you!" |
1.1825 |
0.04276 |
126 |
108 |
13 |
5 |
1682 |
It's better than carved initials. |
1.1825 |
0.03805 |
126 |
105 |
19 |
2 |
1683 |
How did I get placed on the scavenger hunt map again and not you?! |
1.1825 |
0.03968 |
126 |
106 |
17 |
3 |
1684 |
I felt like dressing up today. |
1.1825 |
0.04125 |
126 |
107 |
15 |
4 |
1685 |
And still their eyes go straight to the hair. |
1.1825 |
0.03634 |
126 |
104 |
21 |
1 |
1686 |
Yes, I am old growth. Does it show? |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1687 |
My roots may be showing but at least I read the dress code. |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
1688 |
Stop touching me with your root! |
1.1818 |
0.04689 |
110 |
95 |
10 |
5 |
1689 |
I’m not an oak and it’s not a yellow ribbon. Help me, for the love of god. |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
1690 |
With extinction threatening us, this is no time for business casual. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1691 |
Look, we’re not redwoods or sequoias, maybe this will help us oaks to become a National Park! |
1.1818 |
0.04121 |
110 |
92 |
16 |
2 |
1692 |
I can’t just stand here all day swaying in the breeze…
I have to go to work…You knew when we got married that money doesn’t grow on me. |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
1693 |
Do stripes make me look fat? |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1694 |
Does it make me look like my neck is thick? |
1.1818 |
0.04319 |
110 |
93 |
14 |
3 |
1695 |
I don't want to be totally naked when all my leaves fall. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1696 |
All dressed up but no place to grow. |
1.1818 |
0.04508 |
110 |
94 |
12 |
4 |
1697 |
I’m celebrating It’s Arbor Day! |
1.1818 |
0.03892 |
121 |
101 |
18 |
2 |
1698 |
I'm WFH now, but I have no way to get it off. |
1.1818 |
0.04840 |
99 |
85 |
10 |
4 |
1699 |
Do you think I might be overdressed? |
1.1818 |
0.05048 |
99 |
86 |
8 |
5 |
1700 |
May be this way would respect nature more. |
1.1818 |
0.03850 |
132 |
111 |
18 |
3 |
1701 |
What? THE David Attenborough is filming today. I wanted to look my best! |
1.1818 |
0.04066 |
121 |
102 |
16 |
3 |
1702 |
Is it not the climate for a change? |
1.1818 |
0.04391 |
121 |
104 |
12 |
5 |
1703 |
But this is the Four Seasons, and you’re not suited for winter. |
1.1818 |
0.04393 |
99 |
83 |
14 |
2 |
1704 |
Does my trunk look big in this? |
1.1818 |
0.04622 |
99 |
84 |
12 |
3 |
1705 |
I'm hoping now that I'm corporate they'll stop hugging me |
1.1811 |
0.04245 |
127 |
109 |
13 |
5 |
1706 |
It's for Harry's funeral. He was cut down yesterday. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1707 |
I think our roots are finally touching |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1708 |
Fake it til you make it, that’s my motto |
1.1810 |
0.03986 |
116 |
97 |
17 |
2 |
1709 |
Thought this tie would stop the damn dog from peeing all over me |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1710 |
I wanted to 'spruce' up my appearance. |
1.1810 |
0.04346 |
116 |
99 |
13 |
4 |
1711 |
Come summer look for me on the deck of a yacht in Monte Carlo! |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
1712 |
I’m actually getting ready for your funeral. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1713 |
Scoff if you will, but I can't tell you how much time I save using a clip-on. |
1.1810 |
0.04232 |
105 |
88 |
15 |
2 |
1714 |
I'd love to tie the knot with you. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1715 |
Well, your branches look like
a creepy hand, too. |
1.1810 |
0.04838 |
105 |
91 |
9 |
5 |
1716 |
I feel like I'm overdressed. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1717 |
It’s the tie that binds us |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1718 |
I'm dressing for the forest I want, not the forest I have. |
1.1810 |
0.04645 |
105 |
90 |
11 |
4 |
1719 |
I’m going as a Spruce Tree this Halloween. |
1.1810 |
0.04444 |
105 |
89 |
13 |
3 |
1720 |
They promoted me to an Oak! |
1.1810 |
0.03775 |
105 |
86 |
19 |
0 |
1721 |
I decided drop the yellow ribbon and go with the tie. |
1.1810 |
0.04010 |
105 |
87 |
17 |
1 |
1722 |
It can't always be about seeing the forest you know. |
1.1809 |
0.05231 |
94 |
82 |
7 |
5 |
1723 |
I just lost my job due to cutbacks" |
1.1809 |
0.05008 |
94 |
81 |
9 |
4 |
1724 |
I always dress up for Arbor Day! |
1.1805 |
0.03824 |
133 |
112 |
18 |
3 |
1725 |
Dog's wear sweaters these days Brian, get with the times |
1.1803 |
0.04511 |
122 |
106 |
10 |
6 |
1726 |
I'm not sure my necktie goes with my afro. |
1.1803 |
0.04358 |
122 |
105 |
12 |
5 |
1727 |
I'm the forest manager. |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1728 |
When did you start working remotely? |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1729 |
I'm dressing for the job I want. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1730 |
If you don't like my tie, I'll be leafing. |
1.1802 |
0.04470 |
111 |
95 |
12 |
4 |
1731 |
The tie’s because I have an appointment with my tree surgeon later today. |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1732 |
Casual Fridays aren't that important to me. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1733 |
I only want to be hugged by environmentalists who've passed the bar exam. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1734 |
Hey babe, nice trunk! |
1.1802 |
0.04283 |
111 |
94 |
14 |
3 |
1735 |
They want be me back in the office. |
1.1802 |
0.04087 |
111 |
93 |
16 |
2 |
1736 |
Silly me, I forgot it was Friday. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
1737 |
I have a human. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
1738 |
I HAVE to! I'm on the board. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
1739 |
I couldn't get it off. |
1.1800 |
0.04579 |
100 |
85 |
12 |
3 |
1740 |
….but the jacket just didn’t look right. |
1.1800 |
0.04795 |
100 |
86 |
10 |
4 |
1741 |
It’s wildfire season, so I’m expecting a hot date. |
1.1800 |
0.04353 |
100 |
84 |
14 |
2 |
1742 |
You need to get ready, we'll be late again. |
1.1797 |
0.03751 |
128 |
107 |
19 |
2 |
1743 |
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have, right? |
1.1797 |
0.03911 |
128 |
108 |
17 |
3 |
1744 |
Wait 'til you see the cummerbund that goes with it. |
1.1795 |
0.03955 |
117 |
98 |
17 |
2 |
1745 |
They say you should dress for the forest you want, not the forest you have. |
1.1795 |
0.04641 |
117 |
102 |
9 |
6 |
1746 |
how’s my hair? Gonna be hard to do much about it until the fall though. |
1.1795 |
0.04137 |
117 |
99 |
15 |
3 |
1747 |
No, it's a half-Windsor knot. The full Windsor accentuates my girth. |
1.1795 |
0.04312 |
117 |
100 |
13 |
4 |
1748 |
At least it’s an ethos. |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
1749 |
I have to return to the office,even though I put down roots here at home. |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
1750 |
I look snazzy and it keeps the hammocks off |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
1751 |
I'm teaching the dogs to "aim high!" |
1.1792 |
0.04795 |
106 |
92 |
9 |
5 |
1752 |
I'm going to my branch's tenth anniversary. |
1.1792 |
0.04604 |
106 |
91 |
11 |
4 |
1753 |
Should I wear this tie for my interview?" "I wood |
1.1792 |
0.04795 |
106 |
92 |
9 |
5 |
1754 |
No one is going to carve their initials in a tree wearing a tie. |
1.1792 |
0.04196 |
106 |
89 |
15 |
2 |
1755 |
It has something to do with birds and bees. |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1756 |
Do you believe in reincarnation? |
1.1789 |
0.04484 |
95 |
80 |
13 |
2 |
1757 |
I draw the line at boxer briefs. |
1.1789 |
0.04227 |
95 |
79 |
15 |
1 |
1758 |
I’m going to be office paper. |
1.1789 |
0.04005 |
123 |
104 |
16 |
3 |
1759 |
You new around here? |
1.1789 |
0.04476 |
123 |
107 |
10 |
6 |
1760 |
I prefer plain yellow but only the old oaks can pull that off. |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1761 |
Then one of my apples fell in my mouth and I realized I was naked! |
1.1786 |
0.04247 |
112 |
95 |
14 |
3 |
1762 |
I can't get there from here !! |
1.1786 |
0.04054 |
112 |
94 |
16 |
2 |
1763 |
HR said dress up or don’t bother showing up. But how’s your return to office? |
1.1786 |
0.04433 |
112 |
96 |
12 |
4 |
1764 |
I assure you, I'm the best surgeon around |
1.1786 |
0.04782 |
112 |
98 |
8 |
6 |
1765 |
You obviously work from home! |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1766 |
I don’t know how I’m gonna take this thing off |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1767 |
Mother Nature is coming into the office today. |
1.1782 |
0.04954 |
101 |
88 |
8 |
5 |
1768 |
Now, will you marry me? |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1769 |
My branch manager keeps grabbing my nuts! |
1.1782 |
0.04313 |
101 |
85 |
14 |
2 |
1770 |
I tried the shampoo, the spray AND the pills, but it just keeps falling out. |
1.1782 |
0.04077 |
101 |
84 |
16 |
1 |
1771 |
It feels so good to finally be rooted and tied down |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1772 |
This is my first Tinder date |
1.1782 |
0.04537 |
101 |
86 |
12 |
3 |
1773 |
I just got back from a service from one of our fallen. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1774 |
It's not the tie I'm complaining about. It's these horrid wigs. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1775 |
How about we intertwine branches and make some acorns together |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1776 |
Hey, do you come here often? |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1777 |
I’m dressing for the job I want, not the one I have. |
1.1780 |
0.04105 |
118 |
100 |
15 |
3 |
1778 |
I thought we were part of a formal garden… |
1.1780 |
0.04278 |
118 |
101 |
13 |
4 |
1779 |
Accessorizing is eveything. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1780 |
Sorry, I’m tied up. |
1.1780 |
0.03735 |
118 |
98 |
19 |
1 |
1781 |
I needed to change it up a bit. Don’t worry, I’ll put the yellow ribbon back on tomorrow. |
1.1780 |
0.03924 |
118 |
99 |
17 |
2 |
1782 |
I thought it would spruce me up. |
1.1778 |
0.05377 |
90 |
79 |
6 |
5 |
1783 |
Trim and prune? I heard we should be prim at noon. |
1.1778 |
0.04890 |
90 |
77 |
10 |
3 |
1784 |
It belonged to my father. He was the box it came in. |
1.1778 |
0.04628 |
90 |
76 |
12 |
2 |
1785 |
Oh, was it casual day and I didn’t get the memo? |
1.1778 |
0.05139 |
90 |
78 |
8 |
4 |
1786 |
Does the tie make me look like a nut tree? |
1.1776 |
0.05111 |
107 |
95 |
5 |
7 |
1787 |
You can be woak. I'm a formalitree. |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
1788 |
I don't want a tree hugger; I want you. |
1.1776 |
0.04753 |
107 |
93 |
9 |
5 |
1789 |
Well, I don't have a bough tie. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1790 |
I'm told that it's a Garden Party and Harry and Meghan have been invited so we need to look our best. |
1.1776 |
0.04753 |
107 |
93 |
9 |
5 |
1791 |
So, is this a date? |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1792 |
As your newly self-appointed boss, I’m expecting a slightly faster growth rate. |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1793 |
I'm being transferred to an office park." |
1.1776 |
0.04160 |
107 |
90 |
15 |
2 |
1794 |
Does this pattern make me look fat? |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
1795 |
I don't care what Fetterman wears. I want to be taken seriously. |
1.1776 |
0.04753 |
107 |
93 |
9 |
5 |
1796 |
For this fall season, it's all about accessorizing. |
1.1776 |
0.04935 |
107 |
94 |
7 |
6 |
1797 |
You new to Connecticut? |
1.1776 |
0.04367 |
107 |
91 |
13 |
3 |
1798 |
Stop tickling my toes! |
1.1776 |
0.03942 |
107 |
89 |
17 |
1 |
1799 |
I hear Shel Silverstein is coming to the woods today... |
1.1774 |
0.04136 |
124 |
106 |
14 |
4 |
1800 |
Don’t worry – we’re too big to fell. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1801 |
You think I’m a sap ? |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
1802 |
I didn't realize this was a 'tie optional' park. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1803 |
Come to this forest often? |
1.1771 |
0.04682 |
96 |
82 |
11 |
3 |
1804 |
I've always struggled with knots. |
1.1771 |
0.04187 |
96 |
80 |
15 |
1 |
1805 |
Relax, it's drawn on. Just like our faces. |
1.1771 |
0.04441 |
96 |
81 |
13 |
2 |
1806 |
And now I can't get it off. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1807 |
For office video calls I'm, like, business up top party down below. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1808 |
'I'm branching out in to politics..." |
1.1770 |
0.04396 |
113 |
97 |
12 |
4 |
1809 |
I'm trying to find a corporation to use my name, image, or likeness...and not get chopped down |
1.1770 |
0.04213 |
113 |
96 |
14 |
3 |
1810 |
The heart and initials hurt a lot less. |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1811 |
It's actually just a clip-on |
1.1770 |
0.04021 |
113 |
95 |
16 |
2 |
1812 |
Where do you see yourself in 5 years? |
1.1765 |
0.04909 |
102 |
89 |
8 |
5 |
1813 |
I heard them say they were going to take me out today. |
1.1765 |
0.03894 |
119 |
100 |
17 |
2 |
1814 |
Non-remote day. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1815 |
It's glued. I don't have a neck. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1816 |
Tony Orlando ran out of yellow ribbons. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1817 |
I always dress for a trunk show . |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1818 |
It's actually a clip-on; I never got the hang of tying real ones. |
1.1765 |
0.04244 |
119 |
102 |
13 |
4 |
1819 |
Me, I dress for success. You may be satisfied to be stuck here forever, but I’m going places. |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
1820 |
Do you think vertical stripes would make me look taller? |
1.1765 |
0.04275 |
102 |
86 |
14 |
2 |
1821 |
I got all dressed up but I have no where to go. |
1.1765 |
0.04073 |
119 |
101 |
15 |
3 |
1822 |
I’m told there’s a gala in the park tonight. |
1.1765 |
0.04496 |
102 |
87 |
12 |
3 |
1823 |
Oh, they won't cut me. I'm too important. |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1824 |
I'm all ready for my zoom meeting and I forgot to put my log-in again! |
1.1760 |
0.03778 |
125 |
105 |
18 |
2 |
1825 |
I forget...am I Kid or Play? |
1.1759 |
0.03909 |
108 |
90 |
17 |
1 |
1826 |
Do you think it will look good with my fall colors? |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1827 |
The guys in the branch office suggested it. |
1.1759 |
0.04712 |
108 |
94 |
9 |
5 |
1828 |
I guess for some, just a hug isn't enough. |
1.1759 |
0.03909 |
108 |
90 |
17 |
1 |
1829 |
I’ve got a an interview for the big grove on the hill! |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1830 |
They don't cut you down if they see how important you are. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1831 |
We don't go to the prom. The prom comes to us. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1832 |
They accidentally deleted the words yellow ribbon so it just read “tie around the old oak tree” |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1833 |
Yes, I know how ridiculous I look but, let's face it, we are in the middle of a wood where there's no one to see us... Do we even exist? |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1834 |
I bought this tie because they told me it could prevent forest fires |
1.1759 |
0.04525 |
108 |
93 |
11 |
4 |
1835 |
Yeah, well let’s see what you say when you’ve started losing your leaves. |
1.1759 |
0.04329 |
108 |
92 |
13 |
3 |
1836 |
I’ve decided that my career needs some branching out. |
1.1759 |
0.04124 |
108 |
91 |
15 |
2 |
1837 |
That's 'ELMM' with two 'M's.... |
1.1758 |
0.04581 |
91 |
77 |
12 |
2 |
1838 |
Throwing shade is easy. Shining is hard. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1839 |
My roots are natural. |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1840 |
Tying it was the hardest part. |
1.1754 |
0.04703 |
114 |
100 |
8 |
6 |
1841 |
I got a new job down at the mill! |
1.1754 |
0.04360 |
114 |
98 |
12 |
4 |
1842 |
It adds to the dignity and decorum of the 'Fro. |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1843 |
I have invested in lumber companies |
1.1754 |
0.04178 |
114 |
97 |
14 |
3 |
1844 |
Just messing with the leaf peepers. |
1.1753 |
0.05079 |
97 |
85 |
7 |
5 |
1845 |
Male & Female Afro Trees |
1.1753 |
0.04148 |
97 |
81 |
15 |
1 |
1846 |
My gender reveal really lit this place on fire. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1847 |
Is there any way you could help me with a Half Windsor? |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1848 |
They say you should dress for the career you want, not the career you have. |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1849 |
Sometimes I feel like I'm the queen. And sometimes I feel like I'm Mr. Bean |
1.1753 |
0.04637 |
97 |
83 |
11 |
3 |
1850 |
Does this tie make my head look big? |
1.1753 |
0.04863 |
97 |
84 |
9 |
4 |
1851 |
Do you ever feel tied down? |
1.1753 |
0.04399 |
97 |
82 |
13 |
2 |
1852 |
I really hate squirrel mating season! |
1.1752 |
0.04131 |
137 |
119 |
12 |
6 |
1853 |
It's the latest trend since 'tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.' |
1.1750 |
0.03679 |
120 |
100 |
19 |
1 |
1854 |
I've got a job interview down at the lumber yard. |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1855 |
I'm dressing for the job I want, valet stand. |
1.1750 |
0.04211 |
120 |
103 |
13 |
4 |
1856 |
I thought this might deter the birds. |
1.1750 |
0.03864 |
120 |
101 |
17 |
2 |
1857 |
It’s more style than function. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
1858 |
I really think it's important to make a good first impression down at the paper mill. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1859 |
I forgot it was casual Friday. |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
1860 |
I'll stand by you" rings kinda hollow in our case, no |
1.1748 |
0.04864 |
103 |
90 |
8 |
5 |
1861 |
do you think I need a haircut? |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1862 |
It's a smart tie. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1863 |
It's called a "tree hugger." |
1.1748 |
0.04455 |
103 |
88 |
12 |
3 |
1864 |
Turns out, when you have a tie they see you as more of a paper-reader |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1865 |
It totally impresses the bushes. |
1.1748 |
0.04236 |
103 |
87 |
14 |
2 |
1866 |
Senate dress code? |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1867 |
And keeping my afro, a tie makes it less likely to be chopped down. |
1.1748 |
0.04005 |
103 |
86 |
16 |
1 |
1868 |
It took me years to learn how to tie a tie. |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1869 |
For obvious reasons we’re taking the office paperless |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1870 |
Did you own or lease a diesel vehicle between 2009 and 2020? |
1.1748 |
0.04664 |
103 |
89 |
10 |
4 |
1871 |
Even though I work from home now, sometimes I still like to dress up a little, you know? |
1.1746 |
0.03578 |
126 |
105 |
20 |
1 |
1872 |
They said I couldn't work from home anymore |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1873 |
Dress for the furniture you want to be. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1874 |
It suits me. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1875 |
I'm hoping folks will notice the tie — and not that I'm going bald this fall. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1876 |
I log in, I log out, I do my woodwork, but all they see is the forest, not the trees! |
1.1743 |
0.03876 |
109 |
91 |
17 |
1 |
1877 |
Then my wife said, "It's our last apple, and you'll damn well dress for the wedding." |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1878 |
I'm trying to set an example for Congress. |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
1879 |
My tree hugger girlfriend makes me wear it |
1.1743 |
0.04292 |
109 |
93 |
13 |
3 |
1880 |
I see the boss made you go back into the office. |
1.1743 |
0.04090 |
109 |
92 |
15 |
2 |
1881 |
They said they knew I was a gay tree because I dress well, drink lots of water, and am the shadiest one around. |
1.1743 |
0.04486 |
109 |
94 |
11 |
4 |
1882 |
Return to the office is mandatory for everyone |
1.1743 |
0.04850 |
109 |
96 |
7 |
6 |
1883 |
I have a proposition, what if you de root your stress and branch out |
1.1739 |
0.05034 |
92 |
80 |
8 |
4 |
1884 |
SO YOU THINK THE TIE JUST DOESN'T GO WITH THE AFRO? |
1.1739 |
0.04791 |
92 |
79 |
10 |
3 |
1885 |
People don’t listen to song lyrics very well. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1886 |
I thought it was fancy dress! You, deadwood! |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1887 |
I miss teleworking. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1888 |
It was a lot easier to do before they pruned me |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1889 |
Are you the one playing with my toes? |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1890 |
I like to think of it as more of a wardrobe than a trunk. |
1.1739 |
0.03956 |
115 |
97 |
16 |
2 |
1891 |
No, it’s a clip on. The others give me knots and won’t leave me alone. |
1.1739 |
0.04325 |
115 |
99 |
12 |
4 |
1892 |
Looking good on paper, bruh. |
1.1736 |
0.03835 |
121 |
102 |
17 |
2 |
1893 |
It was pretty damn hard to put this on in the first place. |
1.1736 |
0.04011 |
121 |
103 |
15 |
3 |
1894 |
My pronouns are it, it, and it’s. |
1.1735 |
0.04109 |
98 |
82 |
15 |
1 |
1895 |
You want to root around tonight? |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1896 |
Better class of Woodpecker. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1897 |
It sure beats that hammock. |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1898 |
I understand they treat professionals differently |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1899 |
hey, can you fix my tie? |
1.1735 |
0.04358 |
98 |
83 |
13 |
2 |
1900 |
No thanks,I don’t do nudist forests. |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1901 |
I am a tree surgeon. |
1.1735 |
0.03845 |
98 |
81 |
17 |
0 |
1902 |
@johnfetterman , right? Nice to meet you.”
•
p.s. I love you, @johnfetterma |
1.1735 |
0.04593 |
98 |
84 |
11 |
3 |
1903 |
Does it pickup the green in my leaves? |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
1904 |
I’m
Working at our downtown branch today! |
1.1732 |
0.04197 |
127 |
110 |
12 |
5 |
1905 |
Yes - I married a tree hugger! |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1906 |
I figured it would help to tell us apart. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1907 |
Yellow ribbons just aren't me! |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1908 |
George, don’t you have that nightmare? All of a sudden you’re just totally naked. |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1909 |
It's the ties that bind... |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1910 |
I just wanna look nice in all the foliage photos this fall |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1911 |
I just couldn't stand one more yellow ribbon. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1912 |
It's my power tie. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1913 |
They told me stripes were slimming. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1914 |
Every year I get the same present from my seedling. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1915 |
I don't feel seen, like, really seen. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1916 |
Actually, it was a gift. |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1917 |
Ever since my new promotion, I’ve really turned a new leaf. |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
1918 |
It's my Arbor Day outfit. |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1919 |
I can’t believe I forgot about casual Friday. Again! |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
1920 |
I don’t care what Schumer said. |
1.1731 |
0.03970 |
104 |
87 |
16 |
1 |
1921 |
The date went well but she didn't get the joke - leaf me alone |
1.1731 |
0.04199 |
104 |
88 |
14 |
2 |
1922 |
… Bare look ? |
1.1731 |
0.04622 |
104 |
90 |
10 |
4 |
1923 |
🎵 I wanna be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing… |
1.1731 |
0.04415 |
104 |
89 |
12 |
3 |
1924 |
I always dress up every Arbor Day. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1925 |
I didn’t get the business casual memo. |
1.1727 |
0.04055 |
110 |
93 |
15 |
2 |
1926 |
They didn't even ask me which gender I identify with. |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1927 |
I have a hot date with a pollinator. |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1928 |
Hello Oli...Hello Stan |
1.1727 |
0.04448 |
110 |
95 |
11 |
4 |
1929 |
I’m off at 5. Could I interest you in a walk around the park? |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1930 |
Who do you think you are,John Fetterman? |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1931 |
Yeah, it’s classy AND you can use it as a tourniquet if you lose a limb |
1.1727 |
0.04256 |
110 |
94 |
13 |
3 |
1932 |
If I fall down, you’ll be around to hear me, right? |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1933 |
I’m afraid I’’m stumped about what this means |
1.1724 |
0.04684 |
87 |
74 |
11 |
2 |
1934 |
I'm in charge now. |
1.1724 |
0.04961 |
87 |
75 |
9 |
3 |
1935 |
Leaf it to the professionals |
1.1724 |
0.04290 |
116 |
100 |
12 |
4 |
1936 |
Could you at least wear a fig leaf? |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1937 |
Fortunately, I have the flexibility of working in a hybrid remote work environment. |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1938 |
The ‘Peepers’ are coming, time to dress to impress! |
1.1724 |
0.03925 |
116 |
98 |
16 |
2 |
1939 |
What?! I’m doing this for myself” #selflov |
1.1724 |
0.04112 |
116 |
99 |
14 |
3 |
1940 |
Actually, I was hoping for a yellow ribbon. |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1941 |
Then I got my Masters but it was too late, all the positions were outsourced to the Bonsais and the Figs! |
1.1721 |
0.04307 |
122 |
106 |
11 |
5 |
1942 |
Is this too formal for work from home? |
1.1721 |
0.04462 |
122 |
107 |
9 |
6 |
1943 |
Yes, good idea, I'll run for Senate! |
1.1721 |
0.03980 |
122 |
104 |
15 |
3 |
1944 |
It doesn’t look that bad!! |
1.1721 |
0.03624 |
122 |
102 |
19 |
1 |
1945 |
Oh it’s you… |
1.1721 |
0.03432 |
122 |
101 |
21 |
0 |
1946 |
My bark is worse than my bite. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1947 |
”It was easier than a hammock.” |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1948 |
I’m so sorry but the role has been phylled. |
1.1720 |
0.04743 |
93 |
80 |
10 |
3 |
1949 |
I've chosen to identify as male. Do you have a problem with that? |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1950 |
Democrat | Republican |
1.1720 |
0.04490 |
93 |
79 |
12 |
2 |
1951 |
Do you think a pocket square would be too much? |
1.1719 |
0.03860 |
128 |
109 |
16 |
3 |
1952 |
We have shared the same root system for ten years today! Don't you remember? |
1.1719 |
0.04166 |
128 |
111 |
12 |
5 |
1953 |
I wanna hold your roots. |
1.1717 |
0.04071 |
99 |
83 |
15 |
1 |
1954 |
They say dress for the job you want. I want to be a middle manager. |
1.1717 |
0.04317 |
99 |
84 |
13 |
2 |
1955 |
I can’t. I’m all tied up today. |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1956 |
All dressed up and no way to go |
1.1717 |
0.04549 |
99 |
85 |
11 |
3 |
1957 |
You didn't get the e-mail? |
1.1717 |
0.04771 |
99 |
86 |
9 |
4 |
1958 |
I have not mastered the Windsor knot yet. |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
1959 |
I don't know... something about being out of yellow ribbon. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1960 |
Ed, The Universe has habits, not rules. |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1961 |
It’s been more than four hours. Think I should call a doctor? |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1962 |
Can you tell it’s not a real collar? |
1.1714 |
0.04376 |
105 |
90 |
12 |
3 |
1963 |
And now they’re making us return to the office just when we laid down roots! |
1.1714 |
0.03936 |
105 |
88 |
16 |
1 |
1964 |
I said business casual |
1.1714 |
0.04162 |
105 |
89 |
14 |
2 |
1965 |
They told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have |
1.1712 |
0.04410 |
111 |
96 |
11 |
4 |
1966 |
I promise, I will never leaf you! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1967 |
I'm ready for Disco Night! |
1.1712 |
0.03813 |
111 |
93 |
17 |
1 |
1968 |
Gent-TREE-fication. |
1.1712 |
0.04592 |
111 |
97 |
9 |
5 |
1969 |
I’m shooting for a notch above 'business casual' but a notch below 'cocktail' attire. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1970 |
Look, it's clear we need a branch manager and I think you're just the person to do it. |
1.1712 |
0.04410 |
111 |
96 |
11 |
4 |
1971 |
What? No one told me it was casual Friday! |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1972 |
Every year, one of the stripes disappears and I get a new ring. |
1.1712 |
0.04022 |
111 |
94 |
15 |
2 |
1973 |
When Autumn comes, I'm still going to look good. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1974 |
No more casual Fridays. |
1.1709 |
0.03894 |
117 |
99 |
16 |
2 |
1975 |
I didn't know it was business casual. |
1.1709 |
0.04256 |
117 |
101 |
12 |
4 |
1976 |
Don't forget - we've got the leaf-peepers coming in! |
1.1709 |
0.04079 |
117 |
100 |
14 |
3 |
1977 |
You have to keep growing if you want to contribute to society |
1.1707 |
0.03778 |
123 |
104 |
17 |
2 |
1978 |
It helps them see the trees for the forest. |
1.1705 |
0.04634 |
88 |
75 |
11 |
2 |
1979 |
...Suited and Rooted! |
1.1705 |
0.05167 |
88 |
77 |
7 |
4 |
1980 |
Ughh funghinet is slow again… |
1.1705 |
0.04343 |
88 |
74 |
13 |
1 |
1981 |
Be honest,can you tell this is a clip-on? |
1.1704 |
0.04276 |
135 |
119 |
9 |
7 |
1982 |
Hi, I'm Tom from the Executive Branch. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
1983 |
I never know what's appropriate to wear anymore. |
1.1702 |
0.04933 |
94 |
82 |
8 |
4 |
1984 |
Wow! You’re really dressed to the tree!
I didn’t get the memo… |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1985 |
Well, I guess it is up to the birds and the bees. |
1.1702 |
0.05160 |
94 |
83 |
6 |
5 |
1986 |
I hope I make the cut! |
1.1702 |
0.03897 |
94 |
78 |
16 |
0 |
1987 |
My roots have me feeling tied down. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
1988 |
They might move me to a new branch. I hope I can keep working from home. |
1.1702 |
0.04180 |
94 |
79 |
14 |
1 |
1989 |
They may dress me up in a tie, but I’m still just a paper pusher |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1990 |
Regarding last night... ehmm... I guess you better get checked for woodworm... |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1991 |
I heard stripes are slimming. |
1.1702 |
0.04446 |
94 |
80 |
12 |
2 |
1992 |
I decided to try harder this year to make the leaves stay. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
1993 |
Glad Afros are back in vogue! |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
1994 |
How do I tie my tie you ask? Easy, I use my limbs. |
1.1700 |
0.04935 |
100 |
88 |
7 |
5 |
1995 |
Don't you feel tied down enough, Carl? |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
1996 |
Just my luck! After all the time and effort I go to, the Senate changes their dress code! |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1997 |
Florida history book version of a necktie party |
1.1700 |
0.04935 |
100 |
88 |
7 |
5 |
1998 |
Can you fix my tie? |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
1999 |
In my opinion you are not going anywhere... |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2000 |
Dress for the tree you want to be. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2001 |
I’m dioecious, how about you |
1.1700 |
0.04726 |
100 |
87 |
9 |
4 |
2002 |
I learned on YewTube, of course. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2003 |
The invitation said it was a Black Oak event! |
1.1700 |
0.04935 |
100 |
88 |
7 |
5 |
2004 |
I have a Zoom meeting with the Forest Service at 1:00. |
1.1700 |
0.04034 |
100 |
84 |
15 |
1 |
2005 |
It’s obvious I branched off. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2006 |
I'm not sure if I have the length just right. |
1.1700 |
0.04277 |
100 |
85 |
13 |
2 |
2007 |
I don’t think I’m going to be able to make that interview. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2008 |
Bold move showing up to work naked. |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2009 |
Chlorophyll is for closers |
1.1700 |
0.04507 |
100 |
86 |
11 |
3 |
2010 |
They’re gonna turn me into a business textbook.” |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2011 |
I thought we were gathering for canapés, but you’re saying it’s for canopy? |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
2012 |
BE MINE. I PROMISE NEVER TO UPROOT YOU. I JUST WANT TO BRANCH OUT WITH YOU. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2013 |
...only then did I realize she said I should try tai chi |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2014 |
How would I know... I don’t have arms or hands either. |
1.1698 |
0.04734 |
106 |
93 |
8 |
5 |
2015 |
I got a job interview at Dunder Mifflin Scranton offices. |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
2016 |
Let's tie one on! |
1.1698 |
0.04126 |
106 |
90 |
14 |
2 |
2017 |
That's so you can tell the trees from the forest |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
2018 |
Does this tie go with my roots? |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2019 |
That helps, but your hair is still a mess. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2020 |
I know. But it beats the hell out of a yellow ribbon. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2021 |
I'm telling you, they pee on me less now. |
1.1698 |
0.04540 |
106 |
92 |
10 |
4 |
2022 |
They said they could use me at a law firm. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2023 |
Unfortunately, we have a stricter dress code at my branch |
1.1698 |
0.03902 |
106 |
89 |
16 |
1 |
2024 |
I have a Zoom call later today...working from home. |
1.1698 |
0.04338 |
106 |
91 |
12 |
3 |
2025 |
Not another tirade! |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2026 |
I'm all dressed up and have nowhere to go. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2027 |
I always screw up the Full Windsor.. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2028 |
Yeah, it WAS hard without a mirror. |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2029 |
Well I want to look good if I am going to be someone's dining room table. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2030 |
There's no easy way to say this, son--your Uncle Marty's a table now. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2031 |
My aborist thought a pop of color would draw more attention to my bark. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2032 |
Is this o.k. for business casual? |
1.1696 |
0.04185 |
112 |
96 |
13 |
3 |
2033 |
No it doesn't mean I will join the board. |
1.1696 |
0.03781 |
112 |
94 |
17 |
1 |
2034 |
For this autumn, I thought I’d try something different. |
1.1696 |
0.03988 |
112 |
95 |
15 |
2 |
2035 |
Can I talk to you about LDS? |
1.1696 |
0.04727 |
112 |
99 |
7 |
6 |
2036 |
I'm sorry, I forgot that it was casual Friday. |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
2037 |
I'm in plastics." |
1.1695 |
0.03671 |
118 |
99 |
18 |
1 |
2038 |
You do know that horizontal stripes aren't
exactly slimming! |
1.1695 |
0.03864 |
118 |
100 |
16 |
2 |
2039 |
Look what they've done! As if I wasn't tied down enough already! |
1.1694 |
0.03921 |
124 |
106 |
15 |
3 |
2040 |
What the hell is Black Tie Optional? |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2041 |
I don’t get no respect. I looked up my family tree and found 3 dogs using it. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2042 |
Maybe now they’ll treet me with respect |
1.1685 |
0.04299 |
89 |
75 |
13 |
1 |
2043 |
An ascot would have been too much. |
1.1685 |
0.04856 |
89 |
77 |
9 |
3 |
2044 |
It hides my ring around the collar. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2045 |
You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you have. |
1.1684 |
0.04884 |
95 |
83 |
8 |
4 |
2046 |
Do not disturb. I've got a love nest going on up there. |
1.1684 |
0.04140 |
95 |
80 |
14 |
1 |
2047 |
I feel our roots connecting. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2048 |
I would have preferred a yellow ribbon. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2049 |
I have a job interview at an environmental agency. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2050 |
I thought |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2051 |
I think we both know who is getting that promotion! |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2052 |
Does this tie make me look deciduous?" |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2053 |
I always dress for the occasion,but I can’t do a thing with my leaves. |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2054 |
Does this make my trunk look fat? |
1.1683 |
0.04465 |
101 |
87 |
11 |
3 |
2055 |
I don't know about you darling, but I feel like we're growing apart. |
1.1683 |
0.04238 |
101 |
86 |
13 |
2 |
2056 |
My wife says thay even though I'm working remotely, I still need to wear a tie. |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2057 |
The pants didn't work out. |
1.1683 |
0.04682 |
101 |
88 |
9 |
4 |
2058 |
Father’s Day came early |
1.1683 |
0.03997 |
101 |
85 |
15 |
1 |
2059 |
Now they won't notice when I go bald this winter. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2060 |
Our park was just adopted by Diane Keaton. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2061 |
It helps me get in the door without getting made into one. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2062 |
My love, dear Terry The Tree, I need to live my best life - which now includes an upgrade of my wood-robe. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2063 |
I couldn’t find a yellow one. |
1.1682 |
0.04090 |
107 |
91 |
14 |
2 |
2064 |
I was adopted as a corporate carbon offset. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2065 |
You know they said they wanted aa formal garden. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2066 |
In 50 years our leaves will touch but my tie will have choked me to death. |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
2067 |
Yep. Finally found a work from home job. |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2068 |
It's called Sprucing up! |
1.1682 |
0.04300 |
107 |
92 |
12 |
3 |
2069 |
I dunno Woody, I’m all spruced up and no where to go. |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
2070 |
I thought I would try a new look this fall. |
1.1682 |
0.03633 |
107 |
89 |
18 |
0 |
2071 |
I wanted a yellow ribbon, but they said that was out-of-date history now. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2072 |
The way I look at it, without deploying a little sartorial splendor, people see you more as forest than for the tree that you are trying to be. |
1.1682 |
0.04692 |
107 |
94 |
8 |
5 |
2073 |
Does this make me look like I have too much junk in my trunk? |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2074 |
Don’t worry. I’ll always have roots here. |
1.1682 |
0.04500 |
107 |
93 |
10 |
4 |
2075 |
Speaking of knots, it’s a Windsor. |
1.1682 |
0.03868 |
107 |
90 |
16 |
1 |
2076 |
Sure, it looks good. But what about when the seasons change? I can't take it off. I don't have hands. THIS TIE IS A PRISON MARTY! |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2077 |
I’m being promoted to the lumber yard later today.” |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
2078 |
Folks without the ties are the first to get the axe. |
1.1681 |
0.04337 |
113 |
98 |
11 |
4 |
2079 |
…..What? |
1.1681 |
0.04151 |
113 |
97 |
13 |
3 |
2080 |
Honestly, I just need a hug. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2081 |
Yes, darling. I also feel a distance. |
1.1681 |
0.03956 |
113 |
96 |
15 |
2 |
2082 |
My entire life I’ve been raised to be FSC certified! Oh, the places I’ll go, the things I’ll see, and the experiences I’m gonna have - you can’t even imagine! |
1.1681 |
0.03751 |
113 |
95 |
17 |
1 |
2083 |
I always like to dress professionally when I’m starting a new branch. |
1.1681 |
0.04516 |
113 |
99 |
9 |
5 |
2084 |
I'd advise putting on your best. There's rumor of another downsizing going through the forest. |
1.1679 |
0.03619 |
131 |
111 |
18 |
2 |
2085 |
I'm interviewing. Time to branch out. |
1.1667 |
0.05058 |
96 |
85 |
6 |
5 |
2086 |
Do I look fat in this tie? |
1.1667 |
0.03695 |
126 |
107 |
17 |
2 |
2087 |
I can't wait to get out of this monkey suit. I hate this commute! |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2088 |
I’m going as Don King |
1.1667 |
0.04651 |
108 |
95 |
8 |
5 |
2089 |
I'm interviewing for a new position. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2090 |
I think the squirrel’s roommate knows not to go up. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2091 |
Maybe now people will tell us apart. Tyler: Tyler has the tie. Noah: Noah has no tie. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2092 |
When the law arrives with their chainsaws, I will be fine, you don't understand that white collar targets never get punished! -Joe Ryan |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2093 |
Not the Yellow Ribbon I had expected! |
1.1667 |
0.05311 |
84 |
74 |
6 |
4 |
2094 |
I heard chainsaws. I'm hoping they'll think I'm one of them. |
1.1667 |
0.03950 |
90 |
75 |
15 |
0 |
2095 |
Party’s at 7. You going? |
1.1667 |
0.03924 |
114 |
97 |
15 |
2 |
2096 |
My bark keeps it from slipping down.... |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2097 |
If they could just focus on the forest, then what I'm wearing wouldn't matter anymore. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2098 |
Hi, are you my Uber? |
1.1667 |
0.05059 |
90 |
79 |
7 |
4 |
2099 |
I thought this was a formal affair. |
1.1667 |
0.04301 |
114 |
99 |
11 |
4 |
2100 |
Do you think this tie makes my butt look too big ? |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2101 |
I'm a mature tree. |
1.1667 |
0.03708 |
102 |
85 |
17 |
0 |
2102 |
Baby, you make my sap boil. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2103 |
I am just grateful I can work remotely. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2104 |
It's only an internship, but they said with a little hard work, I could be a china cabinet or an armoire. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2105 |
I decided to branch out into politics |
1.1667 |
0.03708 |
102 |
85 |
17 |
0 |
2106 |
I hear they're thinking of trimming the executive branch. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2107 |
Have you heard about all the fires recently? I heard the only way to survive in this climate is to try to blend in. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2108 |
Don't be a stick in the mud. |
1.1667 |
0.04117 |
114 |
98 |
13 |
3 |
2109 |
Step 1: Dress for the job you want. |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2110 |
I thought it was worth a shot. The loggers and poachers might take me more seriously and pass on chopping me down. |
1.1667 |
0.04604 |
96 |
83 |
10 |
3 |
2111 |
You gotta dress for season you want, not what you have. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2112 |
I've had it. |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2113 |
I just realized two dreadful things—you're naked and I"m overdressed! |
1.1667 |
0.04806 |
90 |
78 |
9 |
3 |
2114 |
I borrowed it from the spruce tree |
1.1667 |
0.03804 |
120 |
102 |
16 |
2 |
2115 |
Be honest. Does it make my neck look shorter? |
1.1667 |
0.04263 |
108 |
93 |
12 |
3 |
2116 |
I haven't figured out shirt and pants yet. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2117 |
I heard Joyce Kilmer was stopping by. |
1.1667 |
0.03961 |
102 |
86 |
15 |
1 |
2118 |
Just don't fall while I'm gone: Nobody will hear you! |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2119 |
And you won't change your position on this because why exactly? |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2120 |
You really should have been at your brother's wedding, Carl. |
1.1667 |
0.04199 |
102 |
87 |
13 |
2 |
2121 |
Can you come a bit closer? |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2122 |
They don’t cut down the mature trees. |
1.1667 |
0.03708 |
102 |
85 |
17 |
0 |
2123 |
My other tie has little drawings of tire swings all over it. |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2124 |
They’re making cuts for Christmas again. |
1.1667 |
0.04424 |
102 |
88 |
11 |
3 |
2125 |
The interview went ok, they said I haven’t got enough rings of experience |
1.1667 |
0.04100 |
96 |
81 |
14 |
1 |
2126 |
Yeah, it started when i suggested we get curry tonight and my wife asked for Thai. |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2127 |
Mildred your roots are showing. |
1.1667 |
0.04055 |
108 |
92 |
14 |
2 |
2128 |
Even though I’m working from home, I still like to dress like I’m going to the office. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2129 |
Don’t look at me like that! Just because they’re making cuts doesn’t mean it will be me |
1.1667 |
0.04539 |
90 |
77 |
11 |
2 |
2130 |
It’s leaf peeper season, show some respect” |
1.1667 |
0.04639 |
102 |
89 |
9 |
4 |
2131 |
If you want to be office supplies, you have to dress the part. |
1.1667 |
0.04360 |
96 |
82 |
12 |
2 |
2132 |
Thank you for helping me tie that knot… |
1.1667 |
0.04461 |
108 |
94 |
10 |
4 |
2133 |
I thought, if I want to to maintain my reputation as a 'stately elm', I have to class things up a bit. |
1.1654 |
0.03834 |
127 |
109 |
15 |
3 |
2134 |
My AI mistranslated “Tie a yellow ribbon.” |
1.1654 |
0.03493 |
127 |
107 |
19 |
1 |
2135 |
I have absolutely no idea. |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2136 |
Is it Friday already? |
1.1653 |
0.03775 |
121 |
103 |
16 |
2 |
2137 |
The Giving Tree" was banned again |
1.1652 |
0.04266 |
115 |
100 |
11 |
4 |
2138 |
I've decided to work from home. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2139 |
I wear a tie because I’m going places. |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2140 |
I heard Autumn is coming. |
1.1652 |
0.04441 |
115 |
101 |
9 |
5 |
2141 |
I don’t care what Woodchuck Schumer says… an orchard’s got to have standards. |
1.1652 |
0.03892 |
115 |
98 |
15 |
2 |
2142 |
Too much fall color? |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2143 |
Does the tie come from previous season?"
"Yes, but it's always an evergreen |
1.1652 |
0.04083 |
115 |
99 |
13 |
3 |
2144 |
It's not a demolition flag it's a neck tie. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2145 |
Forgot something, Fetterman? |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2146 |
I’m running for chairman of the board. |
1.1651 |
0.04020 |
109 |
93 |
14 |
2 |
2147 |
Does this tie go when fall colors? |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2148 |
I was treated very very badly by the courts. Very unfair. But we will win in 2025 , even if I'm a tree. The very winningest tree in the forest...And this is not a hair piece. It' s my real hair |
1.1651 |
0.04611 |
109 |
96 |
8 |
5 |
2149 |
Got dressed for the office, but guess I am rooted here. |
1.1651 |
0.03803 |
109 |
92 |
16 |
1 |
2150 |
No dear. I don't think that bark makes you look fat. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2151 |
Honey , you can't really throw shade ! |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2152 |
I'm trying out some old things I had put away in my trunk. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2153 |
If this works, it will save both of us. |
1.1651 |
0.04423 |
109 |
95 |
10 |
4 |
2154 |
I don’t know where it came from, but I think it looks classy. |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2155 |
Since we were pruned, I’ve just felt naked!
Ellen Sullivan
Plum Island, MA |
1.1651 |
0.04226 |
109 |
94 |
12 |
3 |
2156 |
I'm interviewing today to become a board member. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2157 |
When the leaves fall, it makes you feel not so naked! |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2158 |
My mother says it’ll distract from this awful haircut. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2159 |
“Mom always said I need to put down roots.” |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
2160 |
They said if I went into the office I wouldn’t become paper. |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2161 |
Say 'hello' to the new branch manager. |
1.1650 |
0.04799 |
103 |
91 |
7 |
5 |
2162 |
The real question is how do I untie it? |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2163 |
I've always dressed for the job I want. |
1.1650 |
0.03676 |
103 |
86 |
17 |
0 |
2164 |
Looks like it’s just you and me, sis. They took Mom and Dad away this morning. |
1.1650 |
0.04799 |
103 |
91 |
7 |
5 |
2165 |
We're descended, you know, from a very distinguished line of family trees. |
1.1650 |
0.03926 |
103 |
87 |
15 |
1 |
2166 |
I have to get back to the office, or else I'm chopped. |
1.1650 |
0.04161 |
103 |
88 |
13 |
2 |
2167 |
The song is, 'tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree', this is clearly a double wide Windsor knot! |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2168 |
Broccoli impersonator isn’t a real job, Steve |
1.1650 |
0.04596 |
103 |
90 |
9 |
4 |
2169 |
I heard that personnel cuts began. |
1.1650 |
0.04384 |
103 |
89 |
11 |
3 |
2170 |
Laurel and who? |
1.1649 |
0.03788 |
97 |
81 |
16 |
0 |
2171 |
I thought that you said you were already dressed. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2172 |
I’m he/him/his |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2173 |
Ever since they came and trimmed my branches, I thought I should dress up a bit more. |
1.1649 |
0.04560 |
97 |
84 |
10 |
3 |
2174 |
The stripes go well with my rings. |
1.1649 |
0.04318 |
97 |
83 |
12 |
2 |
2175 |
You bet your ash those sons of birches will think I'm poplar now that I'm all spruced up! |
1.1649 |
0.04789 |
97 |
85 |
8 |
4 |
2176 |
I get no tree-spect, no tree-spect". -Rodtree Dangerfiel |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2177 |
Of course I tried to center the dimple. But, come on, I have no arms! |
1.1648 |
0.04756 |
91 |
79 |
9 |
3 |
2178 |
My pronouns are “it” and “that tree.” |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2179 |
I prefer Tinder to Grindr. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2180 |
My wife said the tie really spruces up my look |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2181 |
It’s my ‘party on top, business in the middle’ look. |
1.1648 |
0.04492 |
91 |
78 |
11 |
2 |
2182 |
I think it’s important to tie the knot before we cross pollinate. |
1.1648 |
0.05006 |
91 |
80 |
7 |
4 |
2183 |
And then that pine tree over there said, 'Spruce up! Fall's coming' |
1.1647 |
0.04978 |
85 |
74 |
8 |
3 |
2184 |
So when the golfers stop by and have to relieve themselves they will know which is the boys tree. |
1.1643 |
0.03875 |
140 |
122 |
13 |
5 |
2185 |
Full Windsor or Four in Hand? I'm indeciduous. |
1.1639 |
0.04092 |
122 |
106 |
12 |
4 |
2186 |
May I tap your root? |
1.1639 |
0.04255 |
122 |
107 |
10 |
5 |
2187 |
Well this is awkward if I ever want to root elsewhere. |
1.1638 |
0.04405 |
116 |
102 |
9 |
5 |
2188 |
She arrived with a yellow ribbon but I asked her to find something that allowed me to embrace my gender identity |
1.1638 |
0.04405 |
116 |
102 |
9 |
5 |
2189 |
Well, when the leaves fall, I’m dressed. |
1.1638 |
0.03861 |
116 |
99 |
15 |
2 |
2190 |
This corporate culture is choking me !! |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2191 |
Laugh if you want...but which of the two of us do you think they'll cut down...huh? |
1.1636 |
0.03771 |
110 |
93 |
16 |
1 |
2192 |
Thanks. It took me forever to get it tied. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2193 |
Arbor Day. |
1.1636 |
0.04190 |
110 |
95 |
12 |
3 |
2194 |
I think it read Business Attire." |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2195 |
would you marry me" |
1.1636 |
0.03986 |
110 |
94 |
14 |
2 |
2196 |
The squirrels helped me. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2197 |
I heard that the Parks Department is taking out every other tree. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2198 |
I hope that tall dog stays home. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2199 |
I want to distract people before all my leaves fall out. |
1.1635 |
0.04948 |
104 |
93 |
5 |
6 |
2200 |
Actually it helps to hide my rings. |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2201 |
I can't help if my power tie makes you feel underdressed, Kirk." |
1.1635 |
0.04124 |
104 |
89 |
13 |
2 |
2202 |
I’ve been holding off but my leaves are turning brown so I think it’s time to dye my roots. |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2203 |
I have a meeting with the developer today. |
1.1635 |
0.04555 |
104 |
91 |
9 |
4 |
2204 |
Do you think I should've gone with the bow tie? I should've gone with the bow tie? Right? Right! |
1.1635 |
0.04345 |
104 |
90 |
11 |
3 |
2205 |
I forgot it was Friday. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2206 |
I felt an ascot would be too much for a first date. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2207 |
A Shakespeare troupe is coming to the park and I hate that no one dresses for the theatre anymore. |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2208 |
And if things work out, I hope one day to become a dance floor. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2209 |
Are you playing rootsie with me? |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2210 |
Yeah, some trees just give and give and give and get diddly squat in return. I’m lucky - at least my kid got me a tie! |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2211 |
Stop acting like like an old growth, Hal. It's called 'curb appeal'. |
1.1633 |
0.04516 |
98 |
85 |
10 |
3 |
2212 |
Too dressy for Arbor Day? |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2213 |
I thought they said "sartorial" not "arboreal." |
1.1633 |
0.04023 |
98 |
83 |
14 |
1 |
2214 |
This may bring the huggers back. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2215 |
The arborist is coming to have a look at me today so I have to spruce up. |
1.1633 |
0.04277 |
98 |
84 |
12 |
2 |
2216 |
You know, settle down, have a few saplings. |
1.1633 |
0.04743 |
98 |
86 |
8 |
4 |
2217 |
They have to see I'm too important to cut down, right? |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2218 |
It doesn't matter if I work from home. Rules are rules. |
1.1630 |
0.04708 |
92 |
80 |
9 |
3 |
2219 |
The Wizard agreed to our terms if we scare the girl and her three friends. |
1.1630 |
0.04447 |
92 |
79 |
11 |
2 |
2220 |
But will it still look good with my fall colors? |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2221 |
You are correct, my dear.
A gentleman should never ask how many rings you have around your trunk. |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2222 |
Got it on sale at Jos. A Bark |
1.1630 |
0.03872 |
92 |
77 |
15 |
0 |
2223 |
You're lucky...you're not tied down. |
1.1630 |
0.04169 |
92 |
78 |
13 |
1 |
2224 |
So far really disappointed in these monthly swag boxes. |
1.1630 |
0.04955 |
92 |
81 |
7 |
4 |
2225 |
So I says to the sewer guy, ‘Rooter? I hardly know her!’ |
1.1628 |
0.03936 |
129 |
112 |
13 |
4 |
2226 |
If you stopped throwing shade, we'd have a better relationship. |
1.1628 |
0.04332 |
86 |
73 |
12 |
1 |
2227 |
Dang it, I always forget casual Friday! |
1.1628 |
0.04637 |
86 |
74 |
10 |
2 |
2228 |
I tell you Casual Fir Day isn’t going to last. |
1.1624 |
0.04198 |
117 |
102 |
11 |
4 |
2229 |
It was extremely difficult since I don't have any hands! |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
2230 |
Don't worry about your puny limbs,we're both going to be studs someday. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2231 |
They say you’ve got to dress up to meet the best birds. |
1.1624 |
0.04018 |
117 |
101 |
13 |
3 |
2232 |
They thought I was mansplaining, but in fact I was just pollinating |
1.1624 |
0.04370 |
117 |
103 |
9 |
5 |
2233 |
In order to survive we need to be rooted in tradition. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2234 |
I'm trying to impress the local druid. |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2235 |
I hate Arbor Day. |
1.1622 |
0.04532 |
111 |
98 |
8 |
5 |
2236 |
I figured, let Fetterman do his thing and I’ll do my thing. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2237 |
Boy, did I tie one on last night! |
1.1622 |
0.03953 |
111 |
95 |
14 |
2 |
2238 |
There are a few openings here in the topiary division, but you'd need to abide by the dress code. |
1.1622 |
0.04155 |
111 |
96 |
12 |
3 |
2239 |
I’ve just got one word for you. Plastics. |
1.1622 |
0.03740 |
111 |
94 |
16 |
1 |
2240 |
Some of us still honor the old ways. |
1.1619 |
0.04712 |
105 |
93 |
7 |
5 |
2241 |
I'm just counting the decades till casual Friday. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2242 |
And it's organic. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2243 |
I dress up when the dog comes to visit. |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2244 |
I succumbed to a moment of ennui and despair. |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2245 |
Tis the season for a little corporate treason. |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2246 |
I don’t know what to do with my garden leave |
1.1619 |
0.03857 |
105 |
89 |
15 |
1 |
2247 |
I used to be a tree hugger like you! |
1.1619 |
0.04306 |
105 |
91 |
11 |
3 |
2248 |
I’m interviewing for the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree for this year. |
1.1619 |
0.04088 |
105 |
90 |
13 |
2 |
2249 |
I can't wait for dress-down Friday. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2250 |
We're not going to the same Fall Festival Party, are we? |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2251 |
I identify as he/fir. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2252 |
It’s to divert them from finding out how we really communicate underground. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2253 |
I landed an audition for 'The Giving Tree' live action musical |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
2254 |
I was drinking and I tied one on. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2255 |
And now they want me to commute. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2256 |
Pardon me sir or madam, have you heard the good news? |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2257 |
I'm all dressed up today hoping that you would come over. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2258 |
Let me assure you...I am NOT fit to be tied! |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2259 |
I told you the other palm tree companies were all bark and no bite. |
1.1616 |
0.04473 |
99 |
86 |
10 |
3 |
2260 |
It was better than a carving. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2261 |
I’m telling ya man, we can’t just coast on our laurels this year. We gotta give ‘em a little extra fall color. |
1.1616 |
0.03986 |
99 |
84 |
14 |
1 |
2262 |
Can you help me take it off... |
1.1616 |
0.04698 |
99 |
87 |
8 |
4 |
2263 |
I’m on track to ditch this slim tie for a regular one in just 78 more years. |
1.1616 |
0.04237 |
99 |
85 |
12 |
2 |
2264 |
I can’t believe they’re making me go back into the office, right after I put down roots! |
1.1616 |
0.03718 |
99 |
83 |
16 |
0 |
2265 |
'I finally learned to tie a Windsor." |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2266 |
Well, when you get chopped down for being "just another tree," I'll remember all these hurtful words. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2267 |
I'm working from home, it's awesome! |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2268 |
I wanted to spruce myself up for summer. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2269 |
I realize it's a clip on, but maples aren't known for their knots. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2270 |
Glad not to be deciduous and keeping our cover for the cold months ahead |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2271 |
Can you believe it took me 58 years to learn how to tie a tie? |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2272 |
But then Chuck Schumer said I didn't have to wear it. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2273 |
If we don’t leave now, we’ll be late |
1.1613 |
0.03508 |
124 |
105 |
18 |
1 |
2274 |
I'm really gonna need you to start taking being a tree a bit more seriously, Tom. |
1.1613 |
0.04128 |
93 |
79 |
13 |
1 |
2275 |
Dress for the sustainably responsible product you want to become, I say. |
1.1613 |
0.04402 |
93 |
80 |
11 |
2 |
2276 |
I figured it was time for me to branch out. |
1.1613 |
0.04660 |
93 |
81 |
9 |
3 |
2277 |
It’s casual Friday? |
1.1610 |
0.04164 |
118 |
103 |
11 |
4 |
2278 |
Anyway, so I planted myself in the Bahamas, but grew from a sapling here in the US and I'm saving a bundle on taxes |
1.1610 |
0.04335 |
118 |
104 |
9 |
5 |
2279 |
Before you ask, it's a half-windsor |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
2280 |
No, I’m overdressed. |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2281 |
What are you wearing for Halloween? |
1.1609 |
0.05137 |
87 |
77 |
6 |
4 |
2282 |
Guess what, honey? We’re going to have a Sprout! |
1.1609 |
0.04588 |
87 |
75 |
10 |
2 |
2283 |
I might need you for a copy of my resume. |
1.1607 |
0.04494 |
112 |
99 |
8 |
5 |
2284 |
One day, I’m gonna leaf this crummy town, you’ll see! |
1.1607 |
0.03920 |
112 |
96 |
14 |
2 |
2285 |
Are you sure it’s straight, I’ve got a date tonight? |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2286 |
What do you mean this isn't the right way to knot? |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2287 |
Johnson your numbers on shade and air production are great but your appearance just isn’t bearing fruit… |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2288 |
Are they making you return to the office? |
1.1607 |
0.04311 |
112 |
98 |
10 |
4 |
2289 |
Looking like you trimmed a few pounds. |
1.1607 |
0.04120 |
112 |
97 |
12 |
3 |
2290 |
Well I'm off to my new job at the lumber mill! They said I didn't need to wear a tie but I figured why not dress to impress? |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
2291 |
Maybe if I pretend to work for that corporation, they’ll be less inclined to cut us down!” |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2292 |
My trunk is stronger with an extra knot. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2293 |
You couldn't spruce up for Mother Nature? |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2294 |
When autumn comes and my leaves fall, I still like to be dressed. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2295 |
So much for casual fir days. |
1.1604 |
0.03581 |
106 |
89 |
17 |
0 |
2296 |
Off to work... It's high pressure, hope I don't get stumped. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2297 |
If you don't mind, would you please tell me your preferred pronouns? |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2298 |
You are always sooo critical. Why don't you try tying this Double Windsor without any hands! |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2299 |
I'm hoping to move to a different branch. |
1.1604 |
0.03824 |
106 |
90 |
15 |
1 |
2300 |
Your father arranged this, didn’t he? |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2301 |
I am trying to pass as a conservative. So I identify as a straight, white male. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2302 |
Does this tie help camouflage the junk in my trunk? |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2303 |
I'm tired of the hoodie. |
1.1604 |
0.04052 |
106 |
91 |
13 |
2 |
2304 |
Could you help me to take off this tie? |
1.1604 |
0.04474 |
106 |
93 |
9 |
4 |
2305 |
When I go down, I go down in style. |
1.1604 |
0.04268 |
106 |
92 |
11 |
3 |
2306 |
You're thinking of Kevin. My name is Daniel. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2307 |
Not to throw shade but you’re a little underdressed. |
1.1600 |
0.04654 |
100 |
88 |
8 |
4 |
2308 |
Of course it's chafing, but I need the job. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2309 |
And it can double as a thong. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2310 |
You couldn't even find your clip-on? |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2311 |
You dress for the forest you want to be in. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2312 |
I'll admit that I struggle with the Double Windsor. |
1.1600 |
0.04431 |
100 |
87 |
10 |
3 |
2313 |
This way I won’t feel so naked when my leaves drop. |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2314 |
I’m entering my Venerable Old Oak era. |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2315 |
I thought I’d look good for the tree huggers |
1.1600 |
0.04197 |
100 |
86 |
12 |
2 |
2316 |
I'm a never-nude |
1.1600 |
0.03949 |
100 |
85 |
14 |
1 |
2317 |
Should I try a different shade ? |
1.1597 |
0.03955 |
119 |
103 |
13 |
3 |
2318 |
You are such a birch. |
1.1597 |
0.03771 |
119 |
102 |
15 |
2 |
2319 |
I gotta be me! |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2320 |
I got a new job as an Arborist! |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2321 |
I didn't get the memo about casual Friday. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2322 |
I’m running to be the next board member. |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
2323 |
I just hope this new look will prevent me from getting the axe. |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2324 |
I’d rather have a yellow ribbon. |
1.1596 |
0.03797 |
94 |
79 |
15 |
0 |
2325 |
I'm going for the position as branch manager. |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2326 |
He wood and she wood |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2327 |
I figure if we want respect
we need to dress the part. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2328 |
Yellow, pink and rainbow ribbons were fine when I was young, but I'm older more conservative now. |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2329 |
How can you just go naked like that? |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2330 |
Look honey, I just got promoted to branch manager! |
1.1596 |
0.04088 |
94 |
80 |
13 |
1 |
2331 |
Aren't you dressing up for leaf-peeping season? |
1.1596 |
0.04613 |
94 |
82 |
9 |
3 |
2332 |
She told me to get the stick out of my hollow! I’ve don’t think I’m that stuck up; do you? |
1.1596 |
0.04358 |
94 |
81 |
11 |
2 |
2333 |
Self -anthropomorism. I'm hoping for the best. |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2334 |
I've got a job interview this afternoon |
1.1593 |
0.04086 |
113 |
98 |
12 |
3 |
2335 |
Apparently we make good dressers so I decided to give it a try. |
1.1593 |
0.04456 |
113 |
100 |
8 |
5 |
2336 |
I've grown cones. Will you still be my friend if I reassign evergreen? |
1.1593 |
0.03888 |
113 |
97 |
14 |
2 |
2337 |
Wait! It's our 1,000th anniversary. You didn't dress up! |
1.1593 |
0.04275 |
113 |
99 |
10 |
4 |
2338 |
Sorry I barked at you last night.
By the way, your canopy looks FABULIOUS. |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2339 |
Fancy this neck of the wood |
1.1591 |
0.04539 |
88 |
76 |
10 |
2 |
2340 |
It’s important to look professional in online meetings. |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2341 |
I want to show I'm a working tree. |
1.1589 |
0.03791 |
107 |
91 |
15 |
1 |
2342 |
Ugh, I always overdress. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2343 |
Dignified? Do you actually think that I tied this on myself? |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2344 |
Darn! I forgot it was casual Friday! |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2345 |
I thought it would make me look trim. |
1.1589 |
0.04231 |
107 |
93 |
11 |
3 |
2346 |
Do you think cornrows would be too much? |
1.1589 |
0.04017 |
107 |
92 |
13 |
2 |
2347 |
Would the clip-on have been better? |
1.1589 |
0.04434 |
107 |
94 |
9 |
4 |
2348 |
I told you getting perms together wasn’t a good idea. We should have gotten ❤️tattoos instead. |
1.1585 |
0.04743 |
82 |
71 |
9 |
2 |
2349 |
I was considering a bow tie, but that would look silly on a tree. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2350 |
I'm not sure this is what they meant by 'Tie one on'" |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2351 |
I specifically asked for a bow tie! |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2352 |
I'd be stiff with or without a tie |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2353 |
FEAR OF COMMITMENT?! I'M ROOTED TO YOU!
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?! |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2354 |
I was told it was a Weather Event. |
1.1584 |
0.04610 |
101 |
89 |
8 |
4 |
2355 |
You don't like it? Try and accept me
for who I am, knots and all. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2356 |
I hope this will keep male bears from hugging and climbing in me! |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2357 |
Well, you had your roots colored. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2358 |
It's a formal event but I just don't know how I'm going to get there. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2359 |
I can’t be a paper pusher forever. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2360 |
A little too overdressed, I must say. |
1.1584 |
0.04390 |
101 |
88 |
10 |
3 |
2361 |
Oh hey. You trim up nicely. |
1.1584 |
0.04158 |
101 |
87 |
12 |
2 |
2362 |
The commute is even worse. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2363 |
I've got a date with a fig tree. |
1.1579 |
0.03761 |
95 |
80 |
15 |
0 |
2364 |
Maybe now they’ll take global warming seriously. |
1.1579 |
0.03856 |
114 |
98 |
14 |
2 |
2365 |
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That's what I always say. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2366 |
Preppies have marked me for felling. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2367 |
Guess you didn’t go to parochial schools? |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2368 |
I heard that I have a date with a lumberjack |
1.1579 |
0.04240 |
114 |
100 |
10 |
4 |
2369 |
They say it makes your trunk look bigger |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2370 |
I told the park's landscaper it was formal. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2371 |
And then she hugged me! |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2372 |
I thought we both agreed to tie one on. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2373 |
Yeah... it's a Windsor knot. I don't think I could have figured out how to tie it on my own without the help of the birds on the second level. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2374 |
Ooh, you grabbed my root! |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2375 |
Before the enchantment I worked at Brooks Brothers. |
1.1579 |
0.04807 |
95 |
84 |
7 |
4 |
2376 |
I have one word for you: Photosynthetics. |
1.1579 |
0.04316 |
95 |
82 |
11 |
2 |
2377 |
But does it assert that I'm outstanding in my field? |
1.1579 |
0.04053 |
114 |
99 |
12 |
3 |
2378 |
I don’t know what to tell you, my hands are tied. |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2379 |
Did you log in my Amazon Prime again? |
1.1579 |
0.03761 |
95 |
80 |
15 |
0 |
2380 |
No, the invite said Earth Day suit! |
1.1579 |
0.04568 |
95 |
83 |
9 |
3 |
2381 |
What's the occasion? |
1.1579 |
0.03650 |
114 |
97 |
16 |
1 |
2382 |
I'm interviewing to be part of the podium in the upcoming elections. |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2383 |
Seriously, that's going to keep you from being cut down?? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2384 |
The Druids had more eco-sensibilities. |
1.1574 |
0.04588 |
108 |
96 |
7 |
5 |
2385 |
Are you a Maple? Sugar |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2386 |
They say Afros are coming back. |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2387 |
Did I overdress? |
1.1574 |
0.03982 |
108 |
93 |
13 |
2 |
2388 |
You've committed "treeson!" |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2389 |
The original fashion trunk show. |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2390 |
Oh, come on! I'm a formali-tree! |
1.1574 |
0.04395 |
108 |
95 |
9 |
4 |
2391 |
Just wait'll she sees my real knot! |
1.1574 |
0.04194 |
108 |
94 |
11 |
3 |
2392 |
Tie-died. It's when you die because you don't wear a tie. |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2393 |
Why haven't you applied for the new update? The chicks flock to me now. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2394 |
I said to myself, "What's worse? Wearing this tie, or Susan Collins in a bikini?' |
1.1573 |
0.05028 |
89 |
79 |
6 |
4 |
2395 |
No I can't tie your tie. I barely got mine on. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2396 |
Senator Fetterman really has no excuse. |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2397 |
The logging company put this on me. I'm scared." |
1.1573 |
0.04767 |
89 |
78 |
8 |
3 |
2398 |
So, there’s this thing called Carbon Credits… |
1.1573 |
0.03881 |
89 |
75 |
14 |
0 |
2399 |
I’m turning over a new leaf! |
1.1573 |
0.04491 |
89 |
77 |
10 |
2 |
2400 |
This way I'll be sure not to miss my GQ magazine delivery |
1.1570 |
0.04233 |
121 |
107 |
9 |
5 |
2401 |
Does this tie make me look essential? |
1.1570 |
0.03523 |
121 |
103 |
17 |
1 |
2402 |
its formal friday |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
2403 |
Two squirrels are having sex in my branches. |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2404 |
Building a nest egg as a Branch manager, It’s a good life, you’re welcome. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2405 |
How are those Tree-P-S reports coming along? |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2406 |
Trunk-tied |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
2407 |
Yellow ribbons are for girls |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2408 |
Don’t lean in too much to the casual atmosphere here, or you’ll get the axe. |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2409 |
This tie makes me feel stiff as a board |
1.1569 |
0.04775 |
102 |
91 |
6 |
5 |
2410 |
You're naked. |
1.1569 |
0.04775 |
102 |
91 |
6 |
5 |
2411 |
Where is "the office?" |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2412 |
Sorry that the Maui branch got fired. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2413 |
I just learned how to tie it--not how to get it off! |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2414 |
Honey I thought you said we were going to the Olive Garden |
1.1569 |
0.03878 |
102 |
87 |
14 |
1 |
2415 |
We had record growth this year, why worry about getting axed? |
1.1569 |
0.04350 |
102 |
89 |
10 |
3 |
2416 |
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Only if the tie is loud enough! |
1.1569 |
0.04567 |
102 |
90 |
8 |
4 |
2417 |
I want my outside knots to match my inside knots. |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2418 |
I dunno, I just felt like sprucing up” |
1.1569 |
0.04120 |
102 |
88 |
12 |
2 |
2419 |
I don’t know why the arborist insists on ‘fros’ for both of us? |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2420 |
I say NO to the new Senate dress code. |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2421 |
Laundry day? |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2422 |
I start my new job at the lumber mill today! |
1.1566 |
0.04364 |
83 |
71 |
11 |
1 |
2423 |
But is it ‘Giving’ ? |
1.1565 |
0.04020 |
115 |
100 |
12 |
3 |
2424 |
I told her I can’t go. My roots are dug into deep here. |
1.1562 |
0.04984 |
96 |
86 |
5 |
5 |
2425 |
It’s so wrong. They didn’t even ask me my pronoun preference! |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2426 |
Am I overdressed? |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2427 |
I'm hoping to become company letterhead paper |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2428 |
Does it make me look too stilted? |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2429 |
You'll have to trim that to play sports in in Texas, son. |
1.1562 |
0.04984 |
96 |
86 |
5 |
5 |
2430 |
Big day. Our little sapling is getting pruned. |
1.1562 |
0.04274 |
96 |
83 |
11 |
2 |
2431 |
I hope to work at the Corporate Office one day. |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2432 |
And then they asked, if I fell in the forest , would I make a soun |
1.1562 |
0.04523 |
96 |
84 |
9 |
3 |
2433 |
I'm worried there will be cutbacks at work because of the economy. |
1.1560 |
0.03727 |
109 |
93 |
15 |
1 |
2434 |
I love these unisex hair styles! |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2435 |
Hello. Do you have a few decades to hear the good news of our Lord and Savior? |
1.1560 |
0.04548 |
109 |
97 |
7 |
5 |
2436 |
I'm leaving you, figuratively. |
1.1560 |
0.03491 |
109 |
92 |
17 |
0 |
2437 |
I'm a trans human. |
1.1560 |
0.04158 |
109 |
95 |
11 |
3 |
2438 |
My friend died of ash borer disease, and I have a stump grinding to go to. |
1.1560 |
0.04548 |
109 |
97 |
7 |
5 |
2439 |
It turns out money does not grow on trees or at the New York Stock Exchange. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2440 |
Thankfully, it’s a work from home position. |
1.1560 |
0.03948 |
109 |
94 |
13 |
2 |
2441 |
Sorry. But the answer is still “No”. And BTW, that’s not a ribbon, it is not yellow and you are not an oak tree. |
1.1556 |
0.04717 |
90 |
79 |
8 |
3 |
2442 |
It’s my mature growth phase |
1.1556 |
0.03915 |
135 |
119 |
11 |
5 |
2443 |
Grow away! It’s the tie fungus! |
1.1556 |
0.04154 |
90 |
77 |
12 |
1 |
2444 |
All these years and you're still in the same spot; I think you have a terrible fear of commitment. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2445 |
Yep. A mulching service for another Ash friend. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2446 |
Money doesn't just grow on me. |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2447 |
I'm trim now, right? They won't need those big scissors anymore? |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2448 |
They’re wearing them thinner now. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2449 |
OK. I'm sorry. Now please let your roots cuddle with my mine. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2450 |
Looks like your the one getting the axe |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2451 |
Hey Bud, Casual Friday is tomorrow |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2452 |
She left me for an evergreen. |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2453 |
Im going to a photosynthesis board meeting. |
1.1553 |
0.03843 |
103 |
88 |
14 |
1 |
2454 |
‘come-on. “it’s the wolf of wall street”—Terrifying while still subtle.’ |
1.1553 |
0.04083 |
103 |
89 |
12 |
2 |
2455 |
Do you think they’ll be able to tell I’m not wearing pants? |
1.1553 |
0.04310 |
103 |
90 |
10 |
3 |
2456 |
How on earth did you tie that tie?" "Oh, I'm rooted in the don't-go-out-on-a-limb movement. I only ever use clip-ons! |
1.1553 |
0.04731 |
103 |
92 |
6 |
5 |
2457 |
You promise this falls off come October? |
1.1552 |
0.03794 |
116 |
100 |
14 |
2 |
2458 |
Johnny’s invite said black-tie optional. Let it go, man. |
1.1552 |
0.03591 |
116 |
99 |
16 |
1 |
2459 |
It’s hard to conceal my ever growing arbor for you! |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2460 |
The limit's changed. I'm a city tree now... |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2461 |
Did you hear me? I said I’m ‘dressed to the pines’. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2462 |
I tell you... I don't get no respect. |
1.1548 |
0.04936 |
84 |
74 |
7 |
3 |
2463 |
I'm not comfortable with the new Congressional dress code. |
1.1548 |
0.04316 |
84 |
72 |
11 |
1 |
2464 |
You come here often? |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2465 |
I'm asking my girlfriend to tie the knot. |
1.1548 |
0.04637 |
84 |
73 |
9 |
2 |
2466 |
Did you hear about Larry? He fell last week and no one even said anything |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2467 |
I never seem to get the memo. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2468 |
The boredom is excruciating. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2469 |
They want us in the office 3 days a week. |
1.1546 |
0.04479 |
97 |
85 |
9 |
3 |
2470 |
I've got wood. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2471 |
Well of course the collar IS fake. |
1.1546 |
0.03690 |
97 |
82 |
15 |
0 |
2472 |
It's just a Zoom meeting. Nobody will see my roots. |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2473 |
I spotted an attractive Japanese maple across the yard, and I wanted to make a good impression. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2474 |
It was even harder getting the belt on. |
1.1546 |
0.04713 |
97 |
86 |
7 |
4 |
2475 |
Of course tying a Windsor knot was hard. Tying any knot is hard. |
1.1546 |
0.03971 |
97 |
83 |
13 |
1 |
2476 |
It makes people take my leaflets more seriously |
1.1546 |
0.04232 |
97 |
84 |
11 |
2 |
2477 |
Wait, I could just be me? |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2478 |
For the fall formal. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2479 |
I thought I'd make an effort for Arbor Day ! |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2480 |
But I don't want to be a formal dining room table. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2481 |
I'M GOING FORMAL - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? |
1.1545 |
0.03915 |
110 |
95 |
13 |
2 |
2482 |
I have an interview today. You know I've always wanted to be a bowling alley. |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2483 |
If you like dad jokes, you’re in for a tree-t |
1.1545 |
0.04122 |
110 |
96 |
11 |
3 |
2484 |
What are you expecting ... a yellow ribbon? |
1.1538 |
0.03955 |
117 |
102 |
12 |
3 |
2485 |
Nice bush! |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2486 |
How else will they take me seriously? |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2487 |
Hey, photosynthesising hard or hardly photosynthesising? |
1.1538 |
0.04923 |
91 |
81 |
6 |
4 |
2488 |
Could you untie this for me? |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2489 |
They were out of yellow ribbons. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2490 |
I've been ordered bark to work. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
2491 |
I have an audition for the new 'Hobbit' prequel. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2492 |
I’m celebrating my two hundredth birthday. |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2493 |
It's one thing to be rooted and another to be tied down. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2494 |
Nice haircut. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2495 |
You’re underdressed! |
1.1538 |
0.04399 |
91 |
79 |
10 |
2 |
2496 |
I prefer this kind of knot. Makes it harder to guess my age. |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2497 |
Must be fall because you've changed, man... |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2498 |
All dressed up, and no feet. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2499 |
You really need to put down roots and find a career. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2500 |
That’s right, our new life insurance policies still cover lightning and fire but with an exclusion when caused by global warming. |
1.1538 |
0.04668 |
91 |
80 |
8 |
3 |
2501 |
I felt I needed something to set me apart from the crowd. |
1.1538 |
0.03764 |
117 |
101 |
14 |
2 |
2502 |
Wait, so, today is Picture Day?? Damn, I wore this same tie last year! |
1.1538 |
0.04112 |
91 |
78 |
12 |
1 |
2503 |
How's retirement going, Ash? |
1.1538 |
0.04046 |
104 |
90 |
12 |
2 |
2504 |
Well, I think it makes me look more professional. |
1.1538 |
0.03809 |
104 |
89 |
14 |
1 |
2505 |
So you're saying its not Arbor Day? |
1.1538 |
0.04484 |
104 |
92 |
8 |
4 |
2506 |
You’d be prettier if you smiled. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2507 |
I just finished The Giving Tree. If that little boy comes back again, I’m just gonna give him investment advice. |
1.1538 |
0.04271 |
104 |
91 |
10 |
3 |
2508 |
‘I just leave it tied because I don’t have hands’ |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2509 |
Oh no! No! You are actually my first cousin!!! |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2510 |
They say that you should dress for the job you want. |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2511 |
I can’t keep telling you everything through the soil, Paul |
1.1532 |
0.04087 |
111 |
97 |
11 |
3 |
2512 |
Come on, dude, we’re not on Zoom anymore. |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2513 |
Wanted to make an effort to look good for you. |
1.1532 |
0.03665 |
111 |
95 |
15 |
1 |
2514 |
Oh, don't worry. It's a clip on. |
1.1532 |
0.04283 |
111 |
98 |
9 |
4 |
2515 |
Wanna go out? |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2516 |
Deer prefer the bark of immature trees. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
2517 |
I thought we were supposed to be dressing business casual. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
2518 |
Our roots can intertwine and no one will ever know. |
1.1531 |
0.04667 |
98 |
87 |
7 |
4 |
2519 |
In zoom meetings I only wear formals on my bust ;) |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2520 |
. That's right, you heard me, three days a week |
1.1531 |
0.03933 |
98 |
84 |
13 |
1 |
2521 |
Forest casual is so out...... |
1.1529 |
0.04585 |
85 |
74 |
9 |
2 |
2522 |
Peter, I swear if you steal my tie like you stole my hair, I'm gonna come over there... |
1.1529 |
0.04269 |
85 |
73 |
11 |
1 |
2523 |
Look son, I built this company from the ground up. |
1.1529 |
0.03927 |
85 |
72 |
13 |
0 |
2524 |
Horizontal lines are supposed to prevent thinning, right? |
1.1525 |
0.03924 |
118 |
103 |
12 |
3 |
2525 |
I'm running for the Senate. |
1.1525 |
0.04104 |
118 |
104 |
10 |
4 |
2526 |
It’s the best my fashion stylist could come up with. |
1.1524 |
0.04010 |
105 |
91 |
12 |
2 |
2527 |
Geeeze, no one told ME casual dress!” |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
2528 |
I put the tie on so when the hair falls out next month I’m not naked. |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2529 |
I still love ya, brother. But I've gotta be me! |
1.1524 |
0.03775 |
105 |
90 |
14 |
1 |
2530 |
If you want to go places, you need to dress for success. |
1.1524 |
0.04444 |
105 |
93 |
8 |
4 |
2531 |
The Corporate Tree seeks advice from the Giving Tree |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2532 |
I've been working on our new Growth Strategy |
1.1524 |
0.04232 |
105 |
92 |
10 |
3 |
2533 |
I'm hoping I'm not the one who gets the axe. |
1.1522 |
0.03765 |
92 |
78 |
14 |
0 |
2534 |
Dress for the job you want, I always say |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2535 |
pants are overrated |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2536 |
You know it wouldn't hurt you to dress up once in while. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2537 |
They called me back in to the office. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2538 |
I now wish it was a clip on. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2539 |
Why the tie? I heard the arborist is coming for a special inspection. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2540 |
I wish we had casual Friday at our office. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2541 |
You can do more from INSIDE the system. |
1.1522 |
0.04620 |
92 |
81 |
8 |
3 |
2542 |
I'm all dressed up and unable to go! |
1.1522 |
0.04872 |
92 |
82 |
6 |
4 |
2543 |
Does the colors of my tie accentuates the bark |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2544 |
I overheard our landowner say that he was taking me out today. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2545 |
I was hoping for a yellow ribbon |
1.1522 |
0.04070 |
92 |
79 |
12 |
1 |
2546 |
What did the senior Senator say to the freshman Senator? |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2547 |
At least I wore a tie, you wore nothing, what were you thinking? |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2548 |
I don't care if Fashion Week is over! It just feels good to dress up, ok? |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2549 |
Sorry to leave. Im late for my interview for branch manager. |
1.1522 |
0.04354 |
92 |
80 |
10 |
2 |
2550 |
I'm trying to get back to my roots. |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2551 |
I just wanted to add a little color before Autumn |
1.1519 |
0.04797 |
79 |
69 |
8 |
2 |
2552 |
You can be knotty if you want. Me, I want to be natty. |
1.1518 |
0.03849 |
112 |
97 |
13 |
2 |
2553 |
A guy should dress up when he opens a new branch. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2554 |
It's called the Fall Formal for a reason, Becky. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2555 |
What, you've never seen a branch manager before? |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2556 |
I'm thinking of running for the Green Party |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2557 |
You must have missed the memo. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2558 |
I have the meeting with the boss today, dear.
Wish me luck! |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2559 |
I've been offered a new branch but it means uprooting. |
1.1515 |
0.04393 |
99 |
87 |
9 |
3 |
2560 |
I've been invited to The Woodchopper's Ball, whatever that is! |
1.1515 |
0.03622 |
99 |
84 |
15 |
0 |
2561 |
I tried out for the “ Wizard of Oz “ but didn’t have any fruit to throw let alone arms to pitch.”
R.L. Russell |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2562 |
I'm meeting a client, my leaves aren't red are they? |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2563 |
It makes me look taller! |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2564 |
No, it’s not a yellow
ribbon but I’m not really an oak tree. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2565 |
I’m trying on outfits for Arbor Day. Does this bring out my leaves? |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2566 |
The tie, it's part of code-switching to human, in which gender is performative. |
1.1515 |
0.04152 |
99 |
86 |
11 |
2 |
2567 |
I’m the original Mr. Harrelson. |
1.1515 |
0.03896 |
99 |
85 |
13 |
1 |
2568 |
I’m told it makes my trunk look slimmer. |
1.1513 |
0.03508 |
119 |
102 |
16 |
1 |
2569 |
I know we’ve been together for the last century, but I think we’ve grown apart. I need to move on. |
1.1513 |
0.04243 |
119 |
106 |
8 |
5 |
2570 |
Don’t you think it spruces up the place? |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2571 |
I hate this. All dressed up but no place to go. |
1.1512 |
0.04535 |
86 |
75 |
9 |
2 |
2572 |
Oh. I forgot it’s casual Friday. I’m new here. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2573 |
Without a tie, the best I can offer you is a seat at the bar. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2574 |
This way no one will be paying attention to my falling leaves. |
1.1512 |
0.04223 |
86 |
74 |
11 |
1 |
2575 |
Our dinner reservation is at 8 o’clock. If you’re not dressed in 5 minutes I’m leaving without you! |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
2576 |
I just started the carbon diet and I’ve never looked better. |
1.1512 |
0.04827 |
86 |
76 |
7 |
3 |
2577 |
Tony Orlando started it all. |
1.1509 |
0.04603 |
106 |
95 |
6 |
5 |
2578 |
Sorry to disturb you, Sir, I just wanted to politely invite you to my 275th birthday party tonight. You can show up from 8 pm, please don't bring anything. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2579 |
My white sport coat and pink carnation wouldn’t stay on.” |
1.1509 |
0.04404 |
106 |
94 |
8 |
4 |
2580 |
My psychiatrist told me if I spruced up it would help my self-esteem |
1.1509 |
0.03975 |
106 |
92 |
12 |
2 |
2581 |
I like working from home, but I miss office attire. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2582 |
And then they asked me if I had a plan for reducing their carbon footprint. |
1.1509 |
0.03494 |
106 |
90 |
16 |
0 |
2583 |
I f we both lean in we can make some baby trees. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2584 |
I can't. I'm all tied up. |
1.1509 |
0.03742 |
106 |
91 |
14 |
1 |
2585 |
Hmmm..Your online dating profile said 32 tree rings. |
1.1509 |
0.04404 |
106 |
94 |
8 |
4 |
2586 |
It's hiding s sap stain. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2587 |
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2588 |
I can't wait until dress down Friday. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2589 |
The real trick was logging on to Amazon... |
1.1505 |
0.03728 |
93 |
79 |
14 |
0 |
2590 |
You can't go into the Senate dressed that way, John! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2591 |
I can’t help it. It’s Sunday. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2592 |
I've been promoted to top rung on the corporate ladder! |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2593 |
Do you think it makes me look more grounded? |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2594 |
‘I figured if I look the part, I might not become apart’. |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2595 |
I didn’t know ties were not compulsory. Could you please untie me? |
1.1505 |
0.04030 |
93 |
80 |
12 |
1 |
2596 |
Nah, it’s one of those pre-tied jobs |
1.1505 |
0.04573 |
93 |
82 |
8 |
3 |
2597 |
It’s just a formalitree. |
1.1505 |
0.04310 |
93 |
81 |
10 |
2 |
2598 |
I figured I’d dress up so they don’t cut me. |
1.1504 |
0.04211 |
113 |
100 |
9 |
4 |
2599 |
It's the end of remote work. I have to return to the office. |
1.1500 |
0.04740 |
80 |
70 |
8 |
2 |
2600 |
You gotta dress for the fall foliage you want." |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2601 |
My mom says it makes me look at least a year older. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2602 |
Aw, crap! I forgot it was casual Friday. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2603 |
Shaving the bushes did make us look taller! |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2604 |
We must have a million little funerals next month. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2605 |
All dressed up and no place to go. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2606 |
It's classier than a yellow ribbon. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2607 |
I have to wear it. My roots gave it to me for Father's Day. |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2608 |
You said it was Arbor Day. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2609 |
I’m now practicing Tie-tree weekly. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2610 |
It's called "fancy TREE, not fancy FREE." |
1.1500 |
0.05063 |
80 |
71 |
6 |
3 |
2611 |
I want to branch out into office furniture. |
1.1500 |
0.03589 |
100 |
85 |
15 |
0 |
2612 |
It turns out Bohemian Grove is not so bohemian after all. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2613 |
I got invited to a germination party. |
1.1500 |
0.04352 |
100 |
88 |
9 |
3 |
2614 |
Since when are you business casual? |
1.1500 |
0.03860 |
100 |
86 |
13 |
1 |
2615 |
I don't think there's any growth left here. |
1.1500 |
0.04113 |
100 |
87 |
11 |
2 |
2616 |
Tie a yellow....come on, sing with me! " |
1.1500 |
0.04578 |
100 |
89 |
7 |
4 |
2617 |
I thought "decorating the tree" was only at Christmastime |
1.1495 |
0.04365 |
107 |
95 |
8 |
4 |
2618 |
I honestly did not know what a "neck tie party" was all about. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2619 |
I have to go back to the office. |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2620 |
Ceremonial day. I'm attending my nephew's pruning. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2621 |
How in the heck am I going to get this thing off? |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2622 |
This makes me a boy tree. |
1.1495 |
0.04158 |
107 |
94 |
10 |
3 |
2623 |
What do you mean by ‘all dressed up and no where to go’? |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2624 |
I finally grew into it! |
1.1495 |
0.03940 |
107 |
93 |
12 |
2 |
2625 |
I surmise that dogs lack sartorial class. That makes you it. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2626 |
Tomorrow I figure out how to put on an ascot. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2627 |
They’re going to chop you down first. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2628 |
I’m interviewing for a spot in the Amazon Rainforest. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2629 |
We're not sixteen rings old anymore; it's time to start dressing the way an adult wood. |
1.1494 |
0.04775 |
87 |
77 |
7 |
3 |
2630 |
That guy meant well with the giving, but I'm here to talk about impact investing. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2631 |
I'm the tax-advice-giving tree. |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2632 |
Dress for the park you want, right? |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2633 |
I'm not sure what the root of your problem is, Son. |
1.1494 |
0.03844 |
87 |
74 |
13 |
0 |
2634 |
The dress code said “foliage formal”. |
1.1494 |
0.04486 |
87 |
76 |
9 |
2 |
2635 |
Honey, is my neck too fat? |
1.1494 |
0.04178 |
87 |
75 |
11 |
1 |
2636 |
It's a company called Dunder Mifflin |
1.1491 |
0.04176 |
114 |
101 |
9 |
4 |
2637 |
All dressed up and nowhere to go... |
1.1489 |
0.03692 |
94 |
80 |
14 |
0 |
2638 |
It was a Father's Day gift. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2639 |
Never leave?? I didn't even know that was an option!! |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2640 |
Just how formal is this dinner? |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2641 |
I read that it keeps squirrels away. |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2642 |
Aren't you cold? |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2643 |
Tie Tree, it strengthens the trunk. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2644 |
It's Arbor Day. I thought I would dress up for the occasion. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2645 |
I’m most most proud of the knot. |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2646 |
I though it would be a nice change of scenery. |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2647 |
sadsfasdfasdf |
1.1489 |
0.05007 |
94 |
85 |
4 |
5 |
2648 |
I might be ready to delete my tinder profile |
1.1489 |
0.04267 |
94 |
82 |
10 |
2 |
2649 |
When I applied for the position I knew it was a formal garden |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2650 |
Why aren’t you dressed yet? We have to leave in five minutes! |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2651 |
Where shall we go tonight? |
1.1489 |
0.03990 |
94 |
81 |
12 |
1 |
2652 |
I take it off as soon as I walk in the door |
1.1489 |
0.04527 |
94 |
83 |
8 |
3 |
2653 |
I've never been a fan of "casual fridays"... |
1.1485 |
0.03556 |
101 |
86 |
15 |
0 |
2654 |
It's never too early to think about life insurance... |
1.1485 |
0.04748 |
101 |
91 |
5 |
5 |
2655 |
You never know who's gonna come along. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2656 |
It means I’m top-notch timber — whatever that means. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2657 |
You have such beautiful flies. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2658 |
You told me to dump the bow tie! |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2659 |
Yeah... I probably should have stuck with the bowtie, but everyone keeps telling me it make me look wooden |
1.1485 |
0.04535 |
101 |
90 |
7 |
4 |
2660 |
Havest Time.. |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2661 |
Dude, the invite said business attire |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2662 |
I'm not afraid of commitment, but I still need my space. |
1.1485 |
0.03824 |
101 |
87 |
13 |
1 |
2663 |
Yeah I work at the sawmill, but why would I join the union? |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2664 |
They’re calling it ‘The Great Resination’. Everyone’s going to leaf. It’ll be Autumn! |
1.1485 |
0.04311 |
101 |
89 |
9 |
3 |
2665 |
I’ve told you a million times—my love language is physical touch, not gifts. |
1.1485 |
0.04075 |
101 |
88 |
11 |
2 |
2666 |
They were all out of yellow ribbons |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2667 |
Is it too long? |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2668 |
Sorry - no more working from home. |
1.1481 |
0.04343 |
81 |
70 |
10 |
1 |
2669 |
They've been up there for a while. |
1.1481 |
0.04326 |
108 |
96 |
8 |
4 |
2670 |
I didn’t know it was casual Friday |
1.1481 |
0.03972 |
81 |
69 |
12 |
0 |
2671 |
Do you have the time to talk about paper? |
1.1481 |
0.03906 |
108 |
94 |
12 |
2 |
2672 |
You look gorgeous darling! |
1.1478 |
0.03324 |
115 |
98 |
17 |
0 |
2673 |
I didn’t want the job but I did want the experience of going for an interview. |
1.1478 |
0.03546 |
115 |
99 |
15 |
1 |
2674 |
I identify as a cishet white male office worker. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2675 |
Try it. You'll get a better class of shade-seekers. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2676 |
Yellow ribbons are so passé. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2677 |
They invited me to tour the discount wood frame shop! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2678 |
At least I want it to be a good book! |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2679 |
They tied a ribbon 'round the old oak tree. Now I'm corporate, and you'll destined for firewood. |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
2680 |
I wish they would just leaf me alone! |
1.1477 |
0.04723 |
88 |
78 |
7 |
3 |
2681 |
We're in a formal garden! |
1.1477 |
0.04133 |
88 |
76 |
11 |
1 |
2682 |
I can't put a best foot forward so I'm doing this. |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2683 |
Now that he’s put this on, our hopes for a hammock seem dashed |
1.1477 |
0.04438 |
88 |
77 |
9 |
2 |
2684 |
Is it too much for a first date? I wanted to spruce myself up. |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2685 |
My therapist suggested it. I was having recurring dreams involving Tony Orlando. |
1.1474 |
0.03656 |
95 |
81 |
14 |
0 |
2686 |
I'd love to, but I'm all tied up. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2687 |
the squirrels wanted some privacy! |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2688 |
It started with a yelling ribbon and just evolved from that |
1.1474 |
0.04482 |
95 |
84 |
8 |
3 |
2689 |
It's flame-resistant. |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2690 |
I'm excited for my first day at Dunder-Mifflin tomorrow! |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2691 |
It’s The Masters, Glen. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2692 |
I've been thinking,maybe we're the original social network. |
1.1474 |
0.04225 |
95 |
83 |
10 |
2 |
2693 |
It’s slimming, don’t ya think? |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2694 |
Come on, just put on a necklace and let's get a selfie |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2695 |
Does this tie clash with my species? |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2696 |
Well I decided to dress up today 'cuz I heard they're making some cuts! |
1.1474 |
0.03951 |
95 |
82 |
12 |
1 |
2697 |
I'm going places. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2698 |
Thom Browne has adopted me." |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2699 |
Women love the bush. |
1.1471 |
0.04271 |
102 |
90 |
9 |
3 |
2700 |
I heard it was formal today. |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2701 |
I have to go into the office for a few hours. Want me to pick up some fertilizer for you on the way home? |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2702 |
I identify as middle-management |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2703 |
And on top of everything else, we had to drop another branch |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2704 |
I've always wanted to be a spruce. Tie on, spruced up. Oh, never mind, there're no good if you have to explain. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2705 |
My future as corporate ladder hangs on this business tie |
1.1471 |
0.03524 |
102 |
87 |
15 |
0 |
2706 |
they told me I needed to plant confidence in myself before I got hired |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2707 |
I’m interviewing for the paper |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2708 |
What do you mean, the knot's too wide? |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2709 |
What?! This isn't a formal garden? |
1.1471 |
0.04493 |
102 |
91 |
7 |
4 |
2710 |
I'd take it off if I could remember how the heck I ever put it on. |
1.1471 |
0.04704 |
102 |
92 |
5 |
5 |
2711 |
Dad,Can you help me tie it? |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2712 |
I thought I could tie a Full Windsor, but I could only figure out how to do a Half. |
1.1471 |
0.04038 |
102 |
89 |
11 |
2 |
2713 |
What...? Does it look like I've lost my roots, or what? |
1.1471 |
0.03790 |
102 |
88 |
13 |
1 |
2714 |
I want to look nice. I'm going to have my picture taken. |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2715 |
Either I’m overdressed or you’re underdressed. |
1.1468 |
0.04086 |
109 |
96 |
10 |
3 |
2716 |
You have your tie, I need my bra-nches |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2717 |
Damn! Doesn't make my neck look one foot shorter. |
1.1466 |
0.03298 |
116 |
99 |
17 |
0 |
2718 |
The logger is coming, and they say he's an extremely formal guy." |
1.1466 |
0.03921 |
116 |
102 |
11 |
3 |
2719 |
Can't you see I'm tied up! |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
2720 |
I'm trying to impress that dog that pissed on you yesterday |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
2721 |
You’re going to wear that? |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
2722 |
It’s a Windsor Knot. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
2723 |
You know what they say, go big or go home. |
1.1463 |
0.04631 |
82 |
72 |
8 |
2 |
2724 |
It's a tree cutting ceremony. |
1.1463 |
0.04293 |
82 |
71 |
10 |
1 |
2725 |
Thank you for the compliment, but it does clash in the fall. |
1.1463 |
0.03592 |
123 |
107 |
14 |
2 |
2726 |
I really don’t see how I’m letting ‘mighty’ oak go to my head. |
1.1463 |
0.04945 |
82 |
73 |
6 |
3 |
2727 |
Don’t you love Match! |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2728 |
Thought I'd try to look nice before I lose all my hair. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2729 |
I love dressing up for fall. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2730 |
You have to put your best foot forward in any interview. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2731 |
No, sir. I can't help your money grow. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2732 |
Don't judge me! It'll rot and fall off eventually. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2733 |
Without this l feel naked from October until April. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2734 |
I'm tired of being a cartoon tree. I have an interview today for a position as a cartoon broccoli. Wish me luck! |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2735 |
They said I was too shady. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2736 |
I hate my job, but money doesn't just grow on trees. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2737 |
If they do away with remote work, I am SCREWED. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2738 |
It's from that Kindergarten class, the kids wanted me to look nice for fall. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2739 |
I love working from home. |
1.1461 |
0.05191 |
89 |
81 |
3 |
5 |
2740 |
I didn’t get the promotion after all. |
1.1461 |
0.04938 |
89 |
80 |
5 |
4 |
2741 |
It's a knotty problem, deforestation, but who saw it coming? |
1.1461 |
0.04673 |
89 |
79 |
7 |
3 |
2742 |
He told me he was the tying the knot and would be right back. |
1.1461 |
0.04090 |
89 |
77 |
11 |
1 |
2743 |
You have to dress for the job you want; I haven’t been peed on in years. |
1.1461 |
0.04391 |
89 |
78 |
9 |
2 |
2744 |
İ have the leading role in the upcoming nature documentary. |
1.1461 |
0.03765 |
89 |
76 |
13 |
0 |
2745 |
Pardon me...is this where they're looking for dressed lumber? |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2746 |
This is the formal version of the "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" story |
1.1458 |
0.03621 |
96 |
82 |
14 |
0 |
2747 |
All I know is, some cowboys said there was going to be a necktie party. |
1.1458 |
0.04437 |
96 |
85 |
8 |
3 |
2748 |
The tie doesn't make your afro any cooler |
1.1458 |
0.04678 |
96 |
86 |
6 |
4 |
2749 |
You have the right to remain silent. |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2750 |
I see you're a fan of the new Congressional dress code. |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2751 |
what's your family tree like? |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2752 |
I understand Forest Casual, but for crying out loud, Bernie, it's a Tree Mitzvah! |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2753 |
That cherry tree? The one George Washington chopped down? Wasn't wearing a tie. You do the math. |
1.1458 |
0.04183 |
96 |
84 |
10 |
2 |
2754 |
Does this tie make my leaves look big? |
1.1458 |
0.03912 |
96 |
83 |
12 |
1 |
2755 |
Let's stay positive. We'll meet during the next hurricane. |
1.1458 |