Contest #867


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I heard I’m being considered for a cabinet post. 1.7238 0.01914 1774 889 486 399
1 Before we get married I should tell you I have a woodpecker. 1.7223 0.01631 2650 1404 578 668
2 I got the job after the other guy got the axe. 1.7051 0.01864 1770 882 528 360
3 I'm the branch manager. 1.6814 0.01907 1695 878 479 338
4 It's the dress code for branch managers. 1.6811 0.02061 1339 662 442 235
5 Momma always told me I’d make a fine dresser. 1.6616 0.02472 981 516 281 184
6 Can you believe it? They’re making me branch manager! 1.6485 0.01490 2703 1453 747 503
7 I need to look professional. I don't want to get axed. 1.6362 0.01498 2603 1406 738 459
8 The interview went well, but they asked me if I'd be willing to relocate. 1.6361 0.01822 1734 929 507 298
9 I was chosen for the board. 1.6311 0.01888 1567 833 479 255
10 Before you ask,yes,I had help. 1.6276 0.02154 1203 643 365 195
11 Margie, I don’t care if your roots are showing, you’re beautiful!”! 1.6253 0.01931 1588 879 425 284
12 Once again. All dressed up and no place to go." 1.6093 0.02082 1295 715 371 209
13 Ive got an interview with branch management 1.6014 0.01906 1470 802 452 216
14 Either I'm tagged for removal or the logging crew is taking me out to a fancy steakhouse. 1.6010 0.01927 1461 804 436 221
15 It confuses the dogs. 1.5954 0.01406 2946 1695 748 503
16 What’s one more knot? 1.5942 0.01875 1523 842 457 224
17 A bow tie? And look ridiculous? 1.5913 0.01439 2750 1574 726 450
18 Why can't you find anything to wear? Did you look in your trunk?" 1.5855 0.01865 1515 843 457 215
19 First I was afraid...then I was petrified! 1.5821 0.01984 1474 864 362 248
20 It didn't help. She fell for a redwood. 1.5773 0.01936 1429 812 409 208
21 Does this tie make me look too deciduous? 1.5695 0.01520 2497 1489 594 414
22 I’m getting a place at the boardroom table! Oh, wait. Did they say “as”? 1.5547 0.01948 1381 806 384 191
23 Does this make my trunk look bigger? 1.5524 0.01951 1356 789 385 182
24 You won’t believe how long it took me to tie this. 1.5514 0.02693 769 464 186 119
25 Just dressing for success - fortune teller says I have a future in fine furniture. 1.5499 0.01882 1453 848 411 194
26 I want more respect from the dogs. 1.5426 0.02037 1196 695 353 148
27 I'm trying to be more poplar. 1.5398 0.02177 1067 628 302 137
28 First date. Tree hugger. 1.5348 0.02068 1178 698 330 150
29 I look shady without it 1.5304 0.01726 1578 915 489 174
30 They asked if I'd be willing to uproot.” 1.5304 0.01772 2059 1376 274 409
31 My arborist doesn't know how to do a bough tie. 1.5298 0.01875 1461 880 388 193
32 You're not going like THAT, are you? 1.5241 0.01791 1574 950 423 201
33 You'd better get with the gentrification program, or you're firewood. 1.5167 0.01914 1732 1170 229 333
34 You know how everybody ignores Arbor Day? Well, that's about to change. 1.5132 0.01894 1327 796 381 150
35 Fall is coming. It helps me feel less naked. 1.5094 0.01858 1380 833 391 156
36 I hope I’m not overdressed but I thought I’d go out on a limb 1.5067 0.01882 1336 808 379 149
37 Oh man, I didn’t realize we were working from home today 1.5040 0.01933 1260 764 357 139
38 I like it better than the yellow ribbon. What do you think? 1.5036 0.02210 975 594 271 110
39 Do you have the rings. 1.5022 0.01973 1380 885 297 198
40 Too sappy? 1.5015 0.02599 680 410 199 71
41 I'm going into the forest 2 days a week now. 1.4986 0.02624 714 444 184 86
42 I’m interviewing for a forest. 1.4970 0.01954 1161 696 353 112
43 I was promoted to branch manager. 1.4924 0.02119 1180 764 251 165
44 I’m auditioning for a formal garden. 1.4889 0.02154 1035 648 268 119
45 One of the squirrels is having his lady friend over. 1.4885 0.02115 1132 724 263 145
46 On Zoom they can't see that I'm not wearing pants. 1.4878 0.02237 1066 697 218 151
47 I have an interview for branch manager 1.4851 0.03908 336 217 75 44
48 It's not enough to be poplar. You want to look good too. 1.4846 0.02147 1073 684 258 131
49 I'm applying for a desk job. 1.4842 0.02305 884 553 234 97
50 I'm the new branch manager. 1.4836 0.02203 1065 692 231 142
51 What? My wife always makes me put on a tie when we see her branch of the family. 1.4835 0.02197 968 605 258 105
52 I got a job at the local branch. 1.4831 0.02183 1033 659 249 125
53 It shows I’m executive timber. 1.4823 0.02201 991 627 250 114
54 Hey, you any good with knots? 1.4821 0.02153 1004 628 268 108
55 My pronouns are Tree/Trey 1.4814 0.02249 1078 718 201 159
56 So I met this tree hugger on Timber.... 1.4807 0.02245 1034 677 217 140
57 Does this make my neck look too long? 1.4793 0.02230 968 616 240 112
58 The job description says they want someone with experience growing something from the ground up, so I think it's a good fit. 1.4789 0.02211 1044 680 228 136
59 Excuse me sir, do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?” 1.4780 0.02400 998 683 153 162
60 And so the boss says I only invest in hedge funds! 1.4775 0.02514 756 481 189 86
61 Where do I see myself in five years? Probably as a dinette set. 1.4767 0.02341 988 661 183 144
62 I still want to look good when I lose my leaves. 1.4725 0.02243 946 606 233 107
63 I'm interviewing for the branch manager position. 1.4723 0.02303 921 596 215 110
64 I told them I couldn’t go back into the office. I’d put roots down. 1.4721 0.02254 951 613 227 111
65 It’s from the fall collection. 1.4711 0.02283 970 637 209 124
66 I just feel stuck in my position, like I'm not going anywhere.. 1.4701 0.02320 904 586 211 107
67 If you want the tree huggers you have to look inviting. 1.4693 0.02304 912 591 214 107
68 Herb got the axe this morning. And just like that, I'm branch manager. 1.4693 0.02528 846 572 151 123
69 Oh, I'm interviewing for a position at The New York Botanical Garden. 1.4674 0.02330 873 563 212 98
70 I found it in my trunk. 1.4667 0.02367 885 581 195 109
71 It just makes me feel better to get dressed even if I'm not going anywhere. 1.4626 0.02431 763 487 199 77
72 Still working from home, Bob? 1.4618 0.02447 825 545 179 101
73 Wear a different tie? Do you think they grow on trees? 1.4612 0.02370 748 467 217 64
74 It's in memory of my grandfather. He's a railroad tie. 1.4605 0.02608 773 524 142 107
75 They're making me go to the forest three days a week. 1.4601 0.02462 702 441 199 62
76 I think it's definitely an upgrade from the yellow ribbon. 1.4599 0.02352 811 519 211 81
77 This forest isn't going to manage itself. 1.4599 0.02521 811 546 157 108
78 A real nice guy with a big chainsaw wrapped this beautiful tie around me! 1.4597 0.02520 720 464 181 75
79 Casual Friday is for shrubs, Mike. 1.4590 0.02506 780 516 170 94
80 Better to be called Pencil Neck than to BE a pencil. 1.4586 0.02530 748 491 171 86
81 I got it on TreeBay. 1.4573 0.02478 772 506 179 87
82 I'm not so sure you're Chippendale material. 1.4572 0.03064 514 339 115 60
83 First day on the job, and I forgot to log out. 1.4571 0.02487 757 494 180 83
84 So here I am, only 3 years later, branch manager. 1.4569 0.02576 788 536 144 108
85 I have an interview for a desk job. 1.4564 0.02520 723 469 178 76
86 The trick was teaching a squirrel to tie a tie. 1.4561 0.02592 774 526 143 105
87 The nuts upstairs thought it would be funny. 1.4555 0.02513 685 436 186 63
88 I thought we had been planted in a formal garden 1.4548 0.02482 741 481 183 77
89 I'm gonna ace that interview for the branch manager job. 1.4535 0.02500 785 524 166 95
90 I don’t know how I tied it either. 1.4532 0.02607 737 496 148 93
91 It’s to mark my promotion to branch manager. 1.4529 0.02589 733 490 154 89
92 Oaks don’t “spruce up. 1.4517 0.02574 693 453 167 73
93 It's a Father's Day gift from the saplings 1.4505 0.02549 748 500 159 89
94 What, you’ve never seen a tree knot before? 1.4484 0.02689 707 483 131 93
95 It’s the only thing that fit me at the big and tall store. 1.4477 0.02469 708 456 187 65
96 I had to start wearing this when I was promoted to branch manager. 1.4474 0.02564 742 499 154 89
97 You could at least throw on a skirt 1.4446 0.02747 560 360 151 49
98 I may not make a sound if I fall, but I'll at least look good doing it. 1.4444 0.03867 306 202 72 32
99 I was just promoted to branch manager 1.4436 0.02670 692 470 137 85
100 I'll give it right back after the lumberjack leaves. 1.4434 0.02576 654 425 168 61
101 The interview went well, but they don’t allow remote work. 1.4422 0.02625 597 382 166 49
102 It’s fine, they can only see my top half on Zoom 1.4419 0.02709 654 441 137 76
103 Tomorrow I have a job interview for the position of branch manager 1.4413 0.02848 630 435 112 83
104 Dress for the job you want Brian, not the job you have! 1.4406 0.02675 665 448 141 76
105 I want to be noticed for my hard work ethic, not just my foliage. 1.4394 0.02522 660 427 176 57
106 I have to be on Zoom today. 1.4392 0.02608 658 435 157 66
107 You're looking at the new branch manager. 1.4391 0.02773 599 400 135 64
108 I’m being transplanted to the Upper East Side. 1.4387 0.02733 620 415 138 67
109 Changing my look for autumn. 1.4383 0.02617 559 352 169 38
110 See … you don’t even notice my roots! 1.4378 0.02794 587 392 133 62
111 You may look more sophisticated, but the dog is still going to pee on you 1.4376 0.02799 617 420 124 73
112 Wish me luck! I've got a job interview at the paper mill. 1.4367 0.02794 648 449 115 84
113 We need a hammock! 1.4363 0.02903 557 376 119 62
114 Oh, damn. I forgot it’s Friday. 1.4359 0.02566 663 437 163 63
115 I heard a strong knot can stop a chainsaw 1.4354 0.02726 588 388 144 56
116 I was tired of people saying I looked shady 1.4353 0.04244 255 171 57 27
117 Thought I’d spruce up a bit. Turns out, we’re not spruce. 1.4352 0.02742 602 402 138 62
118 I’m applying for branch manager. 1.4327 0.02813 550 364 134 52
119 I'm still learning to tie it myself. 1.4325 0.02737 615 415 134 66
120 How'd you get yours off? 1.4325 0.02778 585 392 133 60
121 I know. I know. All dressed up but nowhere to go. 1.4304 0.02827 611 422 115 74
122 My tailor said it will help attract a better class of dog… 1.4290 0.02805 620 429 116 75
123 Mr Fetterman, we still have standards in this park 1.4288 0.02968 534 365 109 60
124 I want to look good for my photosynthesis. 1.4278 0.02786 582 393 129 60
125 I really didn't know what tie one-on meant! 1.4270 0.02733 562 371 142 49
126 The trick is to place it around your neck when you are a seed and wait 20 years. 1.4269 0.03014 520 357 104 59
127 I'm going to be office furniture 1.4264 0.02792 598 409 123 66
128 What do you mean, now we’re a casual forest? 1.4248 0.02851 499 327 132 40
129 I'm interviewing a new family of squirrels today. 1.4248 0.02863 572 393 115 64
130 I’m not sure if I should take the job…they wanted me to relocate. 1.4247 0.02861 558 380 119 59
131 I'm trying to impress the birches. 1.4223 0.03066 502 347 98 57
132 I put it on in the Fall since without my leaves I feel naked. 1.4221 0.02831 507 334 132 41
133 Just dressing up a bit so as not to appear shady. 1.4221 0.02938 526 359 112 55
134 I've been promoted to Branch Manager. 1.4218 0.02946 550 382 104 64
135 Call me old fashioned, but Arbor Day still means something to me. 1.4211 0.02892 558 385 111 62
136 All dressed up with nowhere to go. 1.4187 0.02911 523 356 115 52
137 I’m going for the executive suite desk. 1.4187 0.02855 504 335 127 42
138 I've been promoted from a yellow ribbon. 1.4181 0.02849 519 348 125 46
139 I have a date tonight with Greta Thunberg 1.4174 0.03038 484 331 104 49
140 I have to start going in three days a week. 1.4167 0.02868 468 306 129 33
141 I decided to get a desk job instead of becoming the desk. 1.4158 0.02993 481 326 110 45
142 Can you help with this knot? 1.4148 0.02908 487 326 120 41
143 Would you like to learn more about why I became a Jehovah's Witness? 1.4145 0.03171 456 316 91 49
144 nan 1.4129 0.03448 511 393 25 93
145 It’s really about distinguishing myself less as a forest and more as a tree. 1.4123 0.02856 536 367 117 52
146 I'm interviewing for plant manager. 1.4119 0.02942 505 346 110 49
147 I forgot this is Casual Friday 1.4118 0.02744 510 336 138 36
148 I 'm so done with Summer Casual 1.4114 0.02855 474 313 127 34
149 This year, I'm doing Arbor Day in style. 1.4106 0.02928 492 334 114 44
150 I've got plenty of knots, but this one is a Windsor 1.4089 0.03132 472 331 89 52
151 I may be in management now, but I haven't forgotten my roots. 1.4054 0.03337 444 320 68 56
152 I’m going to make money grow on trees. 1.4051 0.03017 511 361 93 57
153 One last question. Where do you see yourself in 100 years? 1.4048 0.03145 457 320 89 48
154 It’s at the paper mill. They say it’s a temp job. 1.4036 0.03309 446 321 70 55
155 Did I question your yellow ribbon phase? 1.4027 0.03303 447 322 70 55
156 What the heck, Joe, you knew it was a formal. 1.4025 0.03102 405 272 103 30
157 I heard they're going to make me into a formal dining table. 1.4024 0.02962 502 350 102 50
158 Do you WANT to get the axe? Go ahead, keep flouting the dress code! 1.4005 0.03264 422 297 81 44
159 Hey man, anything to look less like a pencil. 1.3995 0.03144 428 296 93 39
160 Aren't you going to ask how I tied it? 1.3972 0.03168 433 303 88 42
161 I’m dressed for fall 1.3971 0.02847 481 326 119 36
162 I've been made branch manager. 1.3952 0.03324 420 301 72 47
163 Are you old enough to carbon date? 1.3942 0.03215 411 287 86 38
164 I like to get spruced up. 1.3930 0.04346 229 161 46 22
165 If they think I'm conservative, maybe they won't kill me. 1.3925 0.03277 400 281 81 38
166 It makes me look ten rings younger. 1.3922 0.03318 459 340 58 61
167 With all the cuts happening around here, I’ll do whatever it takes to avoid getting the axe. 1.3920 0.03286 426 306 73 47
168 Alright then, where do YOU think our necks start? 1.3908 0.03460 371 264 69 38
169 The yellow ribbon was too 70's. 1.3908 0.03132 412 285 93 34
170 I have an interview for a chair at the university 1.3907 0.03440 389 280 66 43
171 Got this at a trunk sale. 1.3895 0.03434 362 255 73 34
172 The toughest part was tying the knot! 1.3894 0.03290 416 298 74 44
173 It means either that I am going to be chopped down or that I have to start going back to the office. 1.3881 0.03280 402 285 78 39
174 'Ever since I left the greenhouse, I realized there is no more glass ceiling.' 1.3876 0.03474 356 252 70 34
175 It's been in my trunk. 1.3874 0.03180 413 290 86 37
176 Do horizontal stripes make me look taller? 1.3866 0.03203 388 269 88 31
177 Where do you see yourself in one hundred and fifty years? 1.3854 0.03369 384 274 72 38
178 When I'm on Zoom, you can't tell I'm not wearing pants 1.3850 0.03568 361 262 59 40
179 I'm interviewing for a job as branch manager. 1.3840 0.03242 388 272 83 33
180 Want to get together and pollinate this Spring? 1.3834 0.03268 373 260 83 30
181 Tonight I'm accepting a Lifetime Achievement Award from my nursery. 1.3811 0.03047 412 285 97 30
182 I thought I'd go out on a limb. 1.3804 0.03349 326 223 82 21
183 Sorry - couldn't find the yellow ribbon. 1.3803 0.03187 355 242 91 22
184 I just got promoted to Branch Manager. 1.3802 0.03506 334 236 69 29
185 When you show a little self-respect, the dogs move on 1.3799 0.03430 358 255 70 33
186 I get one from my kids every Arbor Day. 1.3795 0.03366 390 282 68 40
187 You don't need pants. It's a Zoom call. 1.3789 0.03748 351 263 43 45
188 Can you believe I tied it myself? 1.3786 0.03349 383 275 71 37
189 And I'm having my roots done. 1.3777 0.03561 323 229 66 28
190 I thin k it makes me look less like broccoli. 1.3765 0.03471 324 227 72 25
191 The tie came with a meaningless job title, now I’m expected to pull twice as much CO2 from the air. 1.3754 0.03393 349 247 73 29
192 It's a birthday gift from one of my saplings. 1.3727 0.03122 381 265 90 26
193 Love your fro! 1.3721 0.03425 344 245 70 29
194 I tried to get in. But the dress code said 'No trunks.' 1.3718 0.03465 355 257 64 34
195 I had to quit. The commute was impossible. 1.3683 0.03615 315 227 60 28
196 So I forgot it was casual Friday; can't I just choose to look nice? 1.3666 0.03195 371 262 82 27
197 Good news! I have a job interview at the paper factory! 1.3662 0.03613 325 237 57 31
198 I’m not sure if I will take the job if it means uprooting the family. 1.3659 0.03392 358 259 67 32
199 So the tie is weird, but not the fact we can talk? 1.3659 0.03833 287 209 51 27
200 We’ve discussed moving but I have roots here 1.3650 0.03567 337 247 57 33
201 I'd suggest you polish your resume and interview skills, too. Standing around providing life-sustaining oxygen is just not a valued skill anymore. 1.3643 0.03761 291 211 54 26
202 You thought that you would never see…A necktie hanging from a tree… A Windsor knot?…A four-in-hand?…The things that I don’t understand…While poems are made by saps like me… Only God can make a tree. 1.3636 0.04029 297 226 34 37
203 If they want cultivated, I'll give them cultivated. 1.3636 0.03412 330 235 70 25
204 You can dress me up but you can’t take me anywhere. 1.3636 0.03550 319 230 62 27
205 I'm not just gonna make a sound when I fall; I'm gonna make a statement. 1.3631 0.03472 336 243 64 29
206 Dress for the executive letterhead paper you want to become, not the boring old paper you’re slated to be! 1.3631 0.03315 336 237 76 23
207 It’s time I dressed for the job I want: branch manager. 1.3627 0.03743 306 225 51 30
208 I have a board meeting today. 1.3625 0.03294 331 232 78 21
209 It doesn't matter that my roots are showing, my webcam only captures me from the mid-trunk up. 1.3614 0.03421 332 238 68 26
210 I just found out I'm up for a board position. 1.3610 0.03479 313 223 67 23
211 I think it makes me suave, debonair and definitely more huggable. 1.3586 0.03416 343 249 65 29
212 They say ‘dress for the job you want’. I’m hoping to be made into a tie rack. 1.3581 0.03645 296 214 58 24
213 I’m a branch manager. 1.3581 0.03485 296 209 68 19
214 Goodbye giving tree - Hello doing tree. 1.3571 0.03791 280 204 52 24
215 I’m your branch manager now 1.3569 0.03548 311 225 61 25
216 You haven't heard of Fall Fashion Week? 1.3566 0.03496 286 201 68 17
217 This is the most stylish neck of the woods. 1.3564 0.03583 303 219 60 24
218 I'm interviewing for Branch Manager. 1.3543 0.03739 302 224 49 29
219 I used to be mistaken for broccoli all the time until I got a stylist. 1.3537 0.03593 294 212 60 22
220 My goal is to retire by the time I’m 400. 1.3537 0.03625 294 213 58 23
221 I never get hired when I wear a tire swing. 1.3525 0.04065 295 229 28 38
222 I wanted to be part of the Executive Branch 1.3490 0.03647 298 219 54 25
223 Call me old-fashioned, but I still like to dress up for Arbor Day. 1.3489 0.03967 278 210 39 29
224 Yeah, today's my admissions interview at the arboreum. 1.3488 0.03741 301 225 47 29
225 I'll feel less naked when I lose my leaves, that's why. 1.3483 0.03620 290 211 57 22
226 The interview seemed to be going well until they asked me if I could travel. 1.3478 0.03667 299 221 52 26
227 The yellow ribbon is so last season 1.3470 0.03714 268 194 55 19
228 Did you seriously just ask if I tied it all by myself? 1.3464 0.03779 306 232 42 32
229 Don’t you think you are taking business casual a little too far? 1.3463 0.03661 257 183 59 15
230 Hello, my name is Elder Wood. 1.3453 0.03760 278 205 50 23
231 Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. 1.3450 0.03811 258 188 51 19
232 It matches my rings 1.3448 0.03701 261 188 56 17
233 I’m a professional tree 1.3440 0.03510 282 202 63 17
234 I always like to spruce up a little for leaf peeping season! 1.3431 0.03578 274 197 60 17
235 I was really hoping for that lateral move. 1.3429 0.03856 312 242 33 37
236 They're giving me the ax. 1.3424 0.03503 295 214 61 20
237 We have to wear one. We're branch managers. 1.3422 0.03794 263 193 50 20
238 I feel like I still look like broccoli 1.3420 0.03590 307 228 53 26
239 I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go 1.3414 0.03675 290 215 51 24
240 Gotta look my best--I heard those men say I'd be perfect for the board! 1.3411 0.03960 258 193 42 23
241 I'm branching out into business. 1.3402 0.03691 244 174 57 13
242 I feel all spruced up. 1.3391 0.03705 233 165 57 11
243 This time next month we'll be bald but at least I'll look professional. 1.3385 0.03890 257 191 45 21
244 If I'm going down, I'm going down in style. 1.3383 0.03682 266 194 54 18
245 My arborist recommends that I spruce up my image 1.3381 0.03498 278 200 62 16
246 I'm dressing for the job I want...money isn't going to just start growing on me. 1.3381 0.03821 281 212 43 26
247 Corporate says they will be making some cuts. 1.3379 0.03342 293 209 69 15
248 Chop me down if I ever have to wear a tie to work. 1.3375 0.03954 240 177 45 18
249 It’s a zoom call. Only the top half matters. 1.3374 0.03970 246 183 43 20
250 I'd like them to consider me for the new chair. 1.3372 0.03798 258 190 49 19
251 well, frankly, i just haven't been able to get it off. 1.3372 0.03877 258 192 45 21
252 This just matches my personality better than a yellow ribbon. 1.3367 0.03642 300 225 49 26
253 I want to look my best for the fall foliage tourists. 1.3359 0.03596 262 189 58 15
254 I think it's important to look nice even if you aren't going anywhere. 1.3358 0.03814 271 203 45 23
255 I'm trying to set an example for John Fetterman. 1.3358 0.03990 274 211 34 29
256 I identify as ornamental. 1.3347 0.03984 248 186 41 21
257 Sometimes I wish I could just walk away from it all 1.3345 0.03978 278 215 33 30
258 You don't look much like your Timber profile. 1.3333 0.03946 240 178 44 18
259 I’m hoping to branch out. 1.3333 0.03970 222 162 46 14
260 In five years time I see myself as an executive desk. 1.3333 0.03970 249 187 41 21
261 I got the horizontal stripes so I don’t look so tall. 1.3320 0.04032 247 187 38 22
262 Dress for the squirrels you want. 1.3307 0.03829 254 189 46 19
263 It's a temp job. I made it clear I'm not willing to relocate. 1.3307 0.03902 251 188 43 20
264 I never saw myself as a hardwood floor, I’m more of a front desk person. 1.3307 0.04062 251 192 35 24
265 They told me I'll be going into a formal dining room. 1.3300 0.03596 297 223 50 24
266 I'm interviewing for a job in a national park. 1.3299 0.03583 291 217 52 22
267 You're lucky to work in the Senate. 1.3296 0.03886 270 206 39 25
268 I've got a hot date tonight with a sugar maple. 1.3295 0.03686 264 195 51 18
269 Maybe you don’t care, but to me Arbor Day still means something! 1.3295 0.03946 261 199 38 24
270 I bet I get more hugs. 1.3292 0.03758 240 175 51 14
271 It was a good offer, but not enough to uproot myself for. 1.3281 0.03710 253 186 51 16
272 Honey, guess who’s the new Branch Manager! 1.3280 0.03783 250 185 48 17
273 It's my first job interview. I hope I'm going to make the cut. 1.3279 0.03668 244 177 54 13
274 I'm trying to look less shady. 1.3277 0.03915 238 177 44 17
275 Of course it's a clip-on, you moron 1.3264 0.04034 239 181 38 20
276 It was a Father’s Day gift from one of my acorns 1.3262 0.03828 233 171 48 14
277 Darn it I forgot it was Casual Friday again! 1.3262 0.03923 233 173 44 16
278 I'd like to be considered for the new chair. 1.3258 0.03679 264 196 50 18
279 I’m interviewing for new branch manager. 1.3255 0.03601 255 186 55 14
280 So, tell me, are you able to relocate if we offer you the position? 1.3244 0.03889 262 200 39 23
281 Does this make me look like a sap? 1.3243 0.04203 222 169 34 19
282 Yeah, I've read The Giving Tree. It scares the sap out of me. 1.3230 0.04146 226 172 35 19
283 It brings out my bark. 1.3230 0.03863 257 195 41 21
284 This isn't so bad. Last time it was 100 yellow ribbons. 1.3229 0.04138 223 169 36 18
285 The yellow ribbon did not go with my outfit. 1.3224 0.03955 245 186 39 20
286 Well, I’m off to the Fall Formal! 1.3213 0.03695 249 184 50 15
287 No, I don’t know how I got this on either! 1.3211 0.03856 246 185 43 18
288 I got the job! Starting down at the paper mill next week. 1.3208 0.03968 240 182 39 19
289 I have an interview to get into a formal garden! 1.3207 0.03820 237 176 46 15
290 I heard some kids say "we could play in that tree if it had attire!" 1.3197 0.03919 244 185 40 19
291 Is this my neck? 1.3197 0.04004 244 187 36 21
292 Do you stand here often? 1.3196 0.03873 219 161 46 12
293 If I play my cards right, in three months I’ll be a desk. 1.3193 0.03944 238 180 40 18
294 I thought I’d spruce up my wardrobe today. 1.3185 0.03655 248 183 51 14
295 Love the job, but I could be axed at any moment. 1.3184 0.04030 223 168 39 16
296 Notice anything different? 1.3184 0.03774 245 183 46 16
297 Every autumn we lose everything. I wanted to go out in style. 1.3182 0.04119 220 167 36 17
298 I am dressing to enhance my new found importance to the planet. 1.3180 0.03930 239 181 40 18
299 With work from home, I'm really putting down roots. 1.3180 0.03930 239 181 40 18
300 I got it at a trunk show. 1.3176 0.04092 233 179 34 20
301 They want to promote me to branch manager. 1.3171 0.03805 246 185 44 17
302 Does this make my ash look big? 1.3170 0.04209 224 173 31 20
303 I’m one of the nut trees in the Senate that thinks it’s more important to wear a tie than actually pass legislation that might help the American people. 1.3169 0.03968 243 186 37 20
304 OMG. I totally forgot it was casual Friday! 1.3160 0.03764 269 206 41 22
305 Dress for the forest you want, not for the forest you're in. 1.3158 0.03835 247 187 42 18
306 Remember that tree hugger? Turns out he knew how to tie a Windsor. 1.3151 0.03890 238 180 41 17
307 I was all ready to go,then that damn dog had to come by. 1.3143 0.04610 210 168 18 24
308 The hard part was getting it the right length. 1.3136 0.04258 220 171 29 20
309 I think we should see other treeple 1.3136 0.04355 220 173 25 22
310 I didn't sell out Jerry, I grew up 1.3136 0.04058 220 167 37 16
311 I aspire to a desk in the executive suite. 1.3131 0.04030 214 161 39 14
312 I've always liked the look of knots. 1.3128 0.03869 227 170 43 14
313 Your ex is demanding half of the apples. 1.3127 0.03942 275 218 28 29
314 It took forever to decide on one, which is ironic--because I'm deciduous. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
315 Thought I'd make an effort for our treesome 1.3122 0.04192 221 171 31 19
316 All dressed up, but impossible to go. 1.3120 0.04023 234 180 35 19
317 Well, I am a spruce tree. 1.3111 0.03990 225 171 38 16
318 I didn’t like it at first, but it’s growing on me. 1.3110 0.04364 209 163 27 19
319 I'm just sayin', more attractive trees are less likely to be cut down. 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
320 It makes my trunk look shorter 1.3108 0.03475 251 184 56 11
321 I tell ya I get no respect. Dogs think it's an arrow pointing to the toilet. 1.3107 0.04516 206 163 22 21
322 The bow tie just looked silly 1.3106 0.04185 235 185 27 23
323 How do you like my knot? 1.3105 0.03799 219 162 46 11
324 It’s for my Tinder profile. 1.3105 0.03898 248 191 37 20
325 Yes, interest rates have stabilized, but we are not out of the woods yet. 1.3102 0.04309 216 169 27 20
326 Sure, I had to get a little creative with my resume—but they were pretty impressed with my 15 years as branch manager. 1.3100 0.04174 229 179 29 21
327 Dress Down Friday doesn't start til September. 1.3100 0.03972 200 148 42 10
328 I was feeling knotty 1.3097 0.03974 226 172 38 16
329 Last time someone took a photo with me in the background, I wasn't ready. 1.3096 0.04381 197 152 29 16
330 Would you like to attend a short presentation about a timeshare? 1.3089 0.03789 246 187 42 17
331 It's either go corporate or become toilet paper, ok? 1.3084 0.03959 227 173 38 16
332 I’m being transplanted to a business park. 1.3080 0.03887 237 181 39 17
333 I've got an interview with Home Depot. 1.3073 0.04224 218 170 29 19
334 What can I tell you? My arborist went to Princeton" 1.3073 0.03858 218 163 43 12
335 I'm hoping to be transplanted to an English garden 1.3067 0.03980 225 172 37 16
336 Otherwise you just look like broccoli 1.3064 0.03999 235 182 34 19
337 I've got an interview for a desk position. As a desk. 1.3062 0.04137 209 160 34 15
338 I was told it was a formal garden! 1.3059 0.04003 219 167 37 15
339 I’m hoping to become business cards. 1.3059 0.04106 219 169 33 17
340 It's called personification. Usually, it's done with words. 1.3058 0.04121 206 157 35 14
341 I’m thinking about going with my bough tie instead." 1.3058 0.03945 206 154 41 11
342 It’s actually nicer, before it was just a yellow ribbon. 1.3057 0.03830 229 173 42 14
343 Long term, I hope to become an executive chair. 1.3054 0.04221 203 156 32 15
344 I think I have a tie in my knot. 1.3053 0.04111 226 176 31 19
345 Never realized you have such a long neck. 1.3053 0.03655 226 167 49 10
346 No one ever knows what to get me for Arbor Day. 1.3053 0.04063 226 175 33 18
347 I picked up a day job, honey. The days of getting by on sunlight and nutrients are over, I fear. 1.3053 0.03959 190 140 42 8
348 If I wear this tie in the forest and nobody's around to see it, does it still look ridiculous? 1.3051 0.03751 236 178 44 14
349 No more ‘giving tree.’ I’m dressed for success and ready to start taking. 1.3047 0.03880 233 178 39 16
350 Every Arbor Day my acorns get me one. 1.3041 0.04025 217 166 36 15
351 Hey, I don't want to show up looking like a sap. 1.3040 0.03999 227 175 35 17
352 I got the job - you’re looking at the new branch manager! 1.3039 0.04087 204 155 36 13
353 You don’t need pants for a Zoom meeting. 1.3030 0.04291 198 153 30 15
354 Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? 1.3027 0.04569 185 145 24 16
355 You’re my emergency contact. So if I fall you’ll be here to hear it? 1.3026 0.04275 195 150 31 14
356 You do you. The invite specifically said: Smart casual. 1.3025 0.03818 238 182 40 16
357 Just thought I'd spruce up a bit 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
358 I only work remote on Wednesdays 1.3020 0.03829 245 189 38 18
359 You were right, Lois. Vertical stripes would've been a better choice for a guy of my height. 1.3018 0.03744 222 166 45 11
360 I want to attract a better class of squirrel. 1.3017 0.03738 232 175 44 13
361 Looks like you went to the same barber. 1.3014 0.04045 219 169 34 16
362 They told me I'm to be a special guest at a lumber party -- whatever that is. 1.3014 0.04096 219 170 32 17
363 My branch manager was actually surprised by my request to take leave in the fall. 1.3014 0.03993 219 168 36 15
364 I think it's called a necktie. What's a neck? 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
365 I thought this was a formal garden. 1.3010 0.03749 206 152 46 8
366 It’s called the bough tie” 1.3005 0.04123 213 165 32 16
367 ‘This is my first Timber date.’ 1.3004 0.04091 223 174 31 18
368 They offered me the position "assistant to the branch manager". 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
369 You know, if you dress well at this job you're less likely to get axed 1.2995 0.04035 207 158 36 13
370 It's a clip-on. 1.2995 0.04475 197 156 23 18
371 I’m dressing for the planet I want, not the one we have. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
372 I know it's casual Friday, but I just can't untie this thing. 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
373 I know it's casual firday, but I am deciduously against it. 1.2991 0.03976 224 173 35 16
374 And they told me I had the potential to be a great dresser! 1.2989 0.04446 184 143 27 14
375 I know the invitation said casual, but I can’t untie it. 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
376 Just trying to spruce myself up a little. 1.2983 0.04358 181 139 30 12
377 Should I have gone with a bough tie instead? 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
378 I plan to run my own forest someday. 1.2982 0.04022 228 178 32 18
379 Thanks,I got it at a trunk show. 1.2977 0.03871 215 163 40 12
380 We're looking for someone who thrives in environments with high rates of burnout. 1.2976 0.04116 205 158 33 14
381 You’re probably wondering how I tied it. 1.2973 0.04098 222 174 30 18
382 I can’t believe I failed the interview for branch manager. 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
383 Without it, I feel like just a big piece of broccoli. 1.2970 0.04216 202 157 30 15
384 I always like dressing up after a pruning. 1.2968 0.04086 219 171 31 17
385 I heard National Geographic is coming today. 1.2967 0.04002 209 160 36 13
386 They say it makes me look taller. 1.2965 0.04139 199 153 33 13
387 Wudda ya think? Does it go with my leaves? 1.2963 0.03742 216 162 44 10
388 Now when all my leaves fall off, I won't feel quite as naked. 1.2963 0.03611 243 184 46 13
389 I found it when I was unpacking my trunk 1.2956 0.04313 203 160 26 17
390 Of course it’s a clip-on, I don’t have any hands! 1.2952 0.04098 210 163 32 15
391 I'm going for Branch Manager. 1.2947 0.04195 207 162 29 16
392 Does it go with my bark? 1.2941 0.04180 204 159 30 15
393 What? Too formal for summer? 1.2936 0.03687 235 179 43 13
394 They are moving me to a park near Wall Street. 1.2935 0.04103 201 155 33 13
395 I don’t care what you say, I’m going places 1.2935 0.03980 201 153 37 11
396 How did you know I have a Zoom this morning? 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
397 I don't like that the human put this stupid tie on me but I consider myself lucky after what he let his dog do on you! 1.2929 0.04443 198 158 22 18
398 A tree that may in summer wear A nest of robins in her hair” I decided on this tie instead 1.2929 0.04443 198 158 22 18
399 Now we can both work in the Senate. 1.2927 0.04219 205 161 28 16
400 I found it at a trunk show. 1.2926 0.03646 229 173 45 11
401 I was told you asked to see the Branch Manager? 1.2924 0.03911 236 185 33 18
402 Ancestree.com says I'm a Windsor Knotty Pine. 1.2923 0.04312 195 153 27 15
403 I'm from the branch office. 1.2922 0.04075 219 172 30 17
404 It’s a zoom interview so I only have to look nice on top. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
405 Finally, they made me Branch Manager. 1.2917 0.04062 216 169 31 16
406 The joke’s on them. They can dress me up, but they can’t take me anywhere. 1.2908 0.04353 196 155 25 16
407 You're lucky that you can still work remotely. 1.2905 0.04030 210 163 33 14
408 New dress code regulations. Just came down from the branch office. 1.2903 0.04045 217 170 31 16
409 It's Arbor Day, stupid. 1.2902 0.04148 193 149 32 12
410 It looks like you’ve been sap-poenaed. 1.2900 0.04460 200 161 20 19
411 I'm scheduled to appear on "Finding Your Roots." 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
412 I like putting my best root forward. 1.2897 0.04030 214 167 32 15
413 You'll be proud, Pop. The paper mill called and said they had a job for me. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
414 So what do you think? Do I look taller? 1.2893 0.04024 197 151 35 11
415 Of course it fits. The man with the axe measured me twice yesterday. 1.2888 0.04499 187 149 22 16
416 nan 1.2887 0.04298 239 198 13 28
417 That's Right, You're Looking at the New Branch Manager! 1.2887 0.04256 194 152 28 14
418 I told her, 'Yellow Ribbon! Yellow Ribbon! 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
419 I learned how to tie it on YouTube. 1.2885 0.03994 208 161 34 13
420 I'm trying to look more "old-growth" 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
421 Arbor Day, dude! 1.2877 0.04065 219 173 29 17
422 Got an interview at the mill. 1.2872 0.04046 195 150 34 11
423 I’ve got an interview for the arboretum. 1.2871 0.04073 202 157 32 13
424 I'm either dressed for success or marked for harvest- I don't know which. 1.2871 0.04073 202 157 32 13
425 I thought it would make me more attractive to pollinators. 1.2865 0.04408 192 153 23 16
426 - “Northeast Lumber loved my résumé, and now I just have to nail the interview.“ 1.2865 0.04282 192 151 27 14
427 I think the tie helps distract the fact I’m going to be bald soon. 1.2864 0.04175 199 156 29 14
428 When you become plant manager you have to wear a tie. 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
429 My squirrel has a girlfriend. 1.2857 0.03689 196 146 44 6
430 My eyes are up here, Tom. 1.2857 0.04263 189 148 28 13
431 Don't bother submitting a caption. You'll never win 1.2857 0.04712 182 148 16 18
432 What can I say? I'm old growth. 1.2857 0.04277 175 135 30 10
433 Yeah, yeah, so I tied one on. Big deal! 1.2850 0.04156 200 157 29 14
434 It’s supposed to be slimming.” 1.2850 0.04034 200 155 33 12
435 You cant imagine how hard it was to get the knot right. 1.2850 0.04262 193 152 27 14
436 I overheard them saying I'm boardroom material 1.2849 0.04376 186 147 25 14
437 Do I look less shady? 1.2849 0.04309 186 146 27 13
438 I started in STEM a long time ago. 1.2849 0.04172 186 144 31 11
439 It was a gift from my seedlings. 1.2845 0.03893 232 183 32 17
440 Productivity is at an all-time high, and yet, we still can’t compete with Evergreen’s consistency. 1.2843 0.04270 204 163 24 17
441 I'm tired of looking like a toilet brush." 1.2843 0.04260 197 156 26 15
442 A rep from Ikea told me that I'm good office material. 1.2842 0.04372 190 151 24 15
443 Forest casual I presume 1.2842 0.04041 190 146 34 10
444 If you don’t want to get the axe…you have to dress the part 1.2842 0.04357 183 144 26 13
445 Oops! I forgot it was casual Friday. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
446 I'm going on "Finding Your Roots" tonight. 1.2836 0.04372 201 162 21 18
447 I put on a tie for Zooms, but stay in my trunks. 1.2835 0.04305 194 154 25 15
448 Dress for the credenza you WANT to be. 1.2834 0.04153 187 145 31 11
449 I asked Alexa to order Thai. 1.2828 0.03992 198 153 34 11
450 Does this go with my leaves? 1.2826 0.04336 184 145 26 13
451 That part was easy. Tying it was a bear. 1.2826 0.04267 184 144 28 12
452 Just because Congress has relaxed their dress code doesn’t mean we have to! 1.2826 0.04404 184 146 24 14
453 They say if you want to branch out more, you should update your style 1.2824 0.03820 216 167 37 12
454 I just guessed where my neck would be 1.2821 0.04161 195 153 29 13
455 You can’t prove you’re a climate change solution looking like that! 1.2818 0.04454 181 144 23 14
456 I don’t want to be left totally naked by October! 1.2814 0.03974 199 154 34 11
457 It's time to grow up. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
458 I spruced up. 1.2811 0.04247 185 145 28 12
459 I joined the executive branch 1.2808 0.03793 203 155 39 9
460 I hate being a twin. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
461 Son we gotta talk, I found the Better Homes and Gardens underneath your bed. 1.2802 0.04432 182 145 23 14
462 It was this or a bough tie. 1.2802 0.04293 182 143 27 12
463 You look like an idiot, Fetterman. 1.2802 0.04293 182 143 27 12
464 I'm on 'Timber,' the dating app for trees. 1.2800 0.04082 200 157 30 13
465 I call this Deciduous Casual. 1.2798 0.03778 193 146 40 7
466 I finally passed the board. 1.2793 0.04268 179 140 28 11
467 Would you hurry up and get dressed?! We’re going to be late! 1.2792 0.04123 197 155 29 13
468 Why didn’t you remind me it was Casual Friday? 1.2791 0.04539 172 137 22 13
469 The bow tie looked ridiculous. 1.2788 0.04676 165 132 20 13
470 I felt like sprucing up a bit. 1.2787 0.04201 183 143 29 11
471 Im updating my Timber profile 1.2787 0.04272 183 144 27 12
472 So where do you see yourself in 300 years? 1.2785 0.04741 158 126 20 12
473 Of course I didn’t tie it myself . Why would even ask that ? 1.2784 0.04101 194 152 30 12
474 I have an interview at the branch office. 1.2781 0.04137 187 146 30 11
475 Sure, for the right job I'm willing to be uprooted. 1.2781 0.04067 187 145 32 10
476 They’re moving me to the formal garden! 1.2781 0.04137 187 146 30 11
477 He didn’t have a ribbon, so he thought that an old yellow necktie will do. 1.2781 0.04137 187 146 30 11
478 I read that if I dress for success, I won't get the axe. 1.2778 0.03974 216 171 30 15
479 Today's special is a nitrogen infused fertilizer served in a carbon dioxide reduction. 1.2775 0.04441 173 137 24 12
480 Gotta go to a funeral. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
481 You have no idea how long it took me to tie this Windsor knot. 1.2772 0.03985 202 158 32 12
482 Oh, Darling, when I am with you I can never see the forest. 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
483 It's always a tie. Christmas, birthday, Father's Day whatever. 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
484 I know. All dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
485 The squirrel countersued -- claims you touched his nuts. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
486 No more working from home. 1.2765 0.04570 170 136 21 13
487 Gotta look our best. Only one of us is going to make the cut. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
488 Does this knot look okay? 1.2762 0.04153 181 141 30 10
489 It's how I identify. 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
490 I’m not really into the nudist lifestyle anymore, Jeff. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
491 Look busy, they’re making cuts. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
492 I got the job at the paper factory. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
493 Door Dash again tonight? 1.2760 0.04258 221 182 17 22
494 yes ill be meeting a lumberjack who'll tell me exactly how old I am 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
495 It means I've either been promoted or I'm slated to be axed. 1.2749 0.04621 171 138 19 14
496 If you dress for the job you want, you wont become the desk at the factory. 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
497 Got to look good. Those subdivisions always spare a few shade trees. 1.2744 0.04266 164 127 29 8
498 Oh, hey! Guess what? There's a fresh opening at Chippers Inc. Yeah, they said I would 'fit right in'. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
499 Over Zoom, no one can tell I'm not wearing pants. 1.2739 0.04662 157 125 21 11
500 I was hoping you could help me out with the cufflinks. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
501 Don’t dress for the job you have, but the job you want to have. 1.2738 0.04444 168 133 24 11
502 I’ve got a date with a Palm tree. Does this tie make me look fat? 1.2737 0.04467 179 144 21 14
503 I want to look good for the board 1.2737 0.03870 190 146 36 8
504 I have an appointment with my Arborist. 1.2736 0.04111 201 160 27 14
505 Wish me luck. The last interviewer said I was too wooden. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
506 They said the tree cutting would be formal. 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
507 I'm about to be bald! I have to do something. 1.2732 0.04053 205 163 28 14
508 The paperwork is a nightmare. 1.2727 0.03778 231 183 33 15
509 Trick or treat! I’m an accountant. 1.2727 0.04661 176 144 16 16
510 Same problem every day. All dressed up and no way to go. 1.2727 0.03963 198 155 32 11
511 Didn't go so well. I think I may have misunderstood what they meant by "branch manager". 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
512 I’d rather climb the ladder than become one. 1.2723 0.04260 191 153 24 14
513 I do hope you will be working in a paperless office 1.2723 0.04194 191 152 26 13
514 I didn’t tell you? I’m applying to be Branch Manager. 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
515 Wearing a tie makes me feel grounded 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
516 I decided to spruce up. 1.2709 0.04075 203 162 27 14
517 Just because it's fall doesn't mean we have to let ourselves go 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
518 I only wear it for my Zoom calls. 1.2704 0.04113 196 156 27 13
519 ...and as the new branch manager I'll be in charge of seasonal cutbacks. 1.2701 0.04401 174 139 23 12
520 I have my eyes set on becoming a boardroom chair 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
521 My rings are inside the collar. 1.2698 0.04151 189 150 27 12
522 Welcome to my trunk show. 1.2697 0.04104 178 139 30 9
523 Honey, have you seen my pants? 1.2697 0.04256 178 141 26 11
524 Dress for the job you want, Carl. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
525 I think this is “business casual” 1.2696 0.03936 204 161 31 12
526 Afther they they took down that hammock, I got to thinking that I really like neckwear. 1.2692 0.04668 156 125 20 11
527 I was always told to leaf a good impression 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
528 It looks weird without a shirt, right? 1.2688 0.04054 186 146 30 10
529 Got a date with Twiggy 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
530 Anyone can throw shade. Not everyone can be branch manager. 1.2686 0.04526 175 142 19 14
531 Do these horizontal stripes make me look like a Sequoia? 1.2686 0.04526 175 142 19 14
532 Thirty years at the same job. I'm starting to feel stuck. 1.2684 0.03925 190 148 33 9
533 It was buried in my trunk. 1.2683 0.03780 164 123 38 3
534 Kyle, you have to dress for the job you want. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
535 You're lucky you work in a branch office. 1.2682 0.04006 179 139 32 8
536 You will not believe the commute I have. 1.2682 0.03927 179 138 34 7
537 I can't believe we tied the knot. 1.2682 0.04234 179 142 26 11
538 I'm dressing for photo-synthesis 1.2682 0.04380 179 144 22 13
539 I'm trying to look important, and indispensable, for when they start the cuts. 1.2682 0.04234 179 142 26 11
540 Same present every birthday for a hundred rings now. 1.2680 0.04264 194 157 22 15
541 My only claim to fame is that someone in my family became a Stradivarius violin. 1.2679 0.04261 168 132 27 9
542 Darn, I always forget about casual Fridays. 1.2678 0.03947 183 142 33 8
543 it's hard to define what a green job actually is 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
544 I have an interview with International Paper Company today. 1.2674 0.04273 172 136 26 10
545 Oh course it wasn't my idea, you nitwit! Do you see arms, hands and fingers? 1.2674 0.04111 172 134 30 8
546 I heard you should dress for the dog you want, not the dog you have 1.2674 0.04654 172 141 16 15
547 „They were out of tree-piece suits“ 1.2674 0.04352 172 137 24 11
548 I dunno. Some pecker left it here. 1.2674 0.04311 187 151 22 14
549 I appreciate your offer to work here in your forest, but I really want someplace with its own gym. 1.2667 0.04567 180 148 16 16
550 Because bow ties are pretentious, that's why. 1.2667 0.04498 180 147 18 15
551 Ohhhh.... I thought today was Arbor Day. 1.2667 0.04024 210 169 26 15
552 Maybe they won't kill me if they think I'm one of them . . . maybe. 1.2667 0.04139 180 142 28 10
553 It's a clip-on. You try tying a tie without branches! 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
554 Are my roots showing? 1.2663 0.03995 199 158 29 12
555 I'm going as a Chippendale's dancer for Halloween!" 1.2663 0.04481 169 136 21 12
556 When you’re the branch manager, you never get casual Fridays 1.2663 0.04481 169 136 21 12
557 Some Senate guy gave it to me. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
558 Call me crazy but I miss the yellow ribbons. 1.2660 0.03722 188 144 38 6
559 I got it from Fetterman! 1.2659 0.04329 173 138 24 11
560 Get dressed -- it's supposed to be a very formal hammock. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
561 I just feel so unadorned when my leaves start to fall off. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
562 I've heard if there's visible knots, they won't cut you down. 1.2654 0.04360 162 128 25 9
563 They can't cut me! I'm in management! 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
564 I'm your new branch manager. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
565 I was just at a funeral… I didn’t know the deceased but I was good friends with the coffin. 1.2654 0.04699 162 132 17 13
566 Yeah I should have got a haircut too 1.2653 0.04034 196 156 28 12
567 Does this look like a yellow ribbon to you? No one listens to the lyrics any more. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
568 Given the number of dogs that frequent this park, if I had to do it all again, I'd have chosen the galoshes. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
569 I think there's a squirrel up there trying to get lucky... 1.2650 0.04340 200 165 17 18
570 Does a tie make me look more huggable? 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
571 I like the look, but it’s very hard to knot. 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
572 I don't know, I was just hoping it would make me look alder. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
573 When I said to wear your weekend attire on casual Friday, I didn't realize you were a nudist 1.2644 0.04459 174 141 20 13
574 You’ve got to dress for the job you want, Bob. 1.2642 0.03871 193 151 33 9
575 I realized that money doesn't grow on trees, so I'm looking for a job. 1.2642 0.04759 159 130 16 13
576 I'm glad Afros are back. Aren't you? 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
577 I'm trying to look my best - I hear they're making cuts. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
578 Does this say "Branch Manager" to you? 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
579 Why thank you, I did! Although I prefer the term ‘spruced up’. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
580 It's picture day. 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
581 That's not what I meant when I said we should tie one on. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
582 Well … at least I still don’t have to wear pants! 1.2635 0.04179 167 131 28 8
583 I’ve got protected status now 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
584 Because yellow ribbons are soooo 1973, that’s why. 1.2635 0.04430 167 134 22 11
585 Trying to spruce it up a little 1.2634 0.04109 186 148 27 11
586 Trying to get noticed when you can’t see the forest for the trees. 1.2634 0.04248 186 150 23 13
587 I’m all dressed up and no place to go. 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
588 They say knots add character. 1.2632 0.04183 190 153 24 13
589 What do you mean I’ve forgotten my roots? 1.2632 0.04643 152 122 20 10
590 You must dress for business if you want to branch out. 1.2629 0.04285 175 140 24 11
591 I forgot that it was casual Friday. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
592 My sapling gave it to me on Arbor Day. 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
593 I thought that I'd dress up for the fall festival. 1.2616 0.04636 172 142 15 15
594 You may be fine with becoming toilet paper... I have aspirations of being a resume. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
595 So...those Slackline kids...? 1.2611 0.04482 180 148 17 15
596 Hi, we're the Firs. I'm Douglas and this is my wife Connie. 1.2611 0.04412 180 147 19 14
597 I guess I really tied one on last night. 1.2609 0.04273 161 127 26 8
598 Before I propose I’d like to recite a poem by Joyce Kilmer. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
599 My saplings gave it to me for Arbour Day. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
600 If I don't start going back into the office, I'm going to get the axe." 1.2601 0.04539 173 142 17 14
601 I know I'm stationary, but I'm moving up in the world. 1.2601 0.04232 173 138 25 10
602 Hi, I'm from the Bureau of Tree Management. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
603 I know. This is not our typical knot. 1.2599 0.04087 177 140 28 9
604 I’m branching out into sales. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
605 Dress for the forest you want,not the forest you have. 1.2597 0.03949 181 142 31 8
606 I could be next to get the axe! 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
607 Don’t you think it makes me look more deciduous? 1.2595 0.04506 158 127 21 10
608 Is it obvious I'm wearing a toupee? 1.2595 0.04594 158 128 19 11
609 Yeah! I'm makin' a play for that cute tree-hugger! So what? 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
610 They won't let me work from home anymore. 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
611 The biggest challenge was tying it without a mirror! 1.2590 0.04351 166 133 23 10
612 Yeah, I know I'm not going anywhere, but that doesn't mean I'm going to give up on dressing professionally. 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
613 I’ve got a job interview but I’m not sure I want to make a move. I’m pretty firmly rooted right now. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
614 It's Arbor Day, that's why! 1.2586 0.04289 174 140 23 11
615 I keep forgetting I can work from home 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
616 I'm headed for the board room. 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
617 I hate these outdoor weddings. 1.2577 0.04170 194 158 22 14
618 Looks okay, but it's a bitch to tie. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
619 You said the bark mitzvah was black tie! 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
620 Squirrel has a girl tonight. 1.2575 0.04244 167 133 25 9
621 Of course I didn't put it on, you idiot! 1.2575 0.04158 167 132 27 8
622 I'm dressing for the life I want not the life I have. 1.2573 0.04337 171 138 22 11
623 Linda said it makes me look 10 rings younger. 1.2573 0.04569 171 141 16 14
624 Put some clothes on Tom,this is a place of business. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
625 They won't let you come naked. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
626 So, what are you going to be for Halloween this year? 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
627 Do you need help with the knot 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
628 You should be impressed. I did it without any limbs. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
629 It used to be a snazzy yellow. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
630 There was a misunderstanding when I ordered a tree tie, but I’m keeping it. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
631 Today is my kid’s Bark Mitzvah. 1.2564 0.04626 156 127 18 11
632 I’ve had it with knots! From now on it’s only clip-ones. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
633 You should see my matching socks. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
634 Just thought I'd spruce up today. 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
635 Getting back to the office has been really difficult. 1.2563 0.03990 160 124 31 5
636 Well, to distract from the broccoli cut. 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
637 I prefered it when we could just show up via Zoom. 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
638 How I got it on is unimportant. I asked you if it's on straight. 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
639 Don't be such a crabapple. I think it looks good. 1.2561 0.04463 164 133 20 11
640 Isn't this a formal garden? 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
641 Lights AND decorations! Babe, we can’t keep trying to keep up with the Evergreens, It’s not healthy and we just can’t afford it. 1.2557 0.04245 176 142 23 11
642 If we're going to be anthropomorphized, let's do it with some class. 1.2556 0.04027 180 143 28 9
643 I’m interviewing to be a bookshelf. 1.2556 0.03949 180 142 30 8
644 All dressed up with no place to go. 1.2556 0.04178 180 145 24 11
645 I still feel naked. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
646 You think this was tough, try putting on suspenders. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
647 I'm going to need all of your acorns on my desk by 5 pm. 1.2552 0.04567 145 116 21 8
648 I’m branching out. 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
649 How else would they know? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
650 I’m interviewing for the carbon capture job today. 1.2550 0.04680 149 121 18 10
651 It really ties the outfit together 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
652 I'm tired of looking like freaking broccoli! 1.2549 0.04593 153 124 19 10
653 And they told me I start at the paper office this afternoon. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
654 I'm going to the office today. 1.2548 0.03929 157 121 32 4
655 I might've misunderstood plans to clean-cut this area... 1.2548 0.04510 157 127 20 10
656 I've been invited to The Oak Room. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
657 And then I dreamt I went to work without my pants…. 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
658 I found a way to keep my dignity during the fall season. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
659 If I took off my tie, would anybody know? 1.2545 0.04269 165 132 24 9
660 The kids gave it to me for my birthday. 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
661 This fall, I'm going down in style. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
662 Hello gorgeous. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
663 I can log-in from anywhere, I never have to leave 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
664 I won carbon offset of the month. 1.2532 0.04658 154 126 17 11
665 And no place to go. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
666 Why can’t the Yuppies in this neighborhood just let their dogs pee on us and move on? 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
667 Have you seen my pants? 1.2532 0.04393 158 127 22 9
668 My kid gave it to me for Arbor Day so I kind of feel like I have to wear it. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
669 I'm hoping NOT to make the cut. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
670 It's the knot,not the tie! 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
671 Why'd you take yours off?!? 1.2529 0.04177 170 136 25 9
672 My yellow ribbon has ambition. 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
673 Thought I’d best look smart for my tree surgeon appointment 1.2529 0.03946 174 137 30 7
674 I haven't been peed on for months now! 1.2527 0.04145 186 151 23 12
675 Looks like I made the cut. 1.2519 0.04299 135 105 26 4
676 I just got tired of being gender neutral. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
677 It's called fashion and I don't need your shade. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
678 Boss said I was going some place called, ‘The Wood Chipper.’ Is my tie on straight? 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
679 I thought I'd hate my desk job, but my Boss' bark is worse than his bite. 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
680 Rumor is cuts are coming. I'm trying to avoid the axe. 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
681 I’m hoping to get lucky and pollinate tonight. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
682 Yeah, a nice guy with a chainsaw gave it to me 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
683 Do you have a shirt with no arms I can borrow. 1.2515 0.04551 163 134 17 12
684 I'm all dressed up with no place I can go. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
685 I didn't do it. I have no arms. 1.2515 0.04552 167 138 16 13
686 Where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.2514 0.04090 175 140 26 9
687 Son, it would serve you well to “spruce” yourself up a bit. “The clothes make the tree!” 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
688 No, I didn't get the job. And Madison Square Garden isn't what you thought it was. 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
689 I've got a board meeting today. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
690 Do the stripes make me look fat? 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
691 I’m trying to get a loan from my local branch. 1.2500 0.04200 168 135 24 9
692 If you or a loved one has been attacked by a beaver, you may be entitled to financial compensation. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
693 I know it's only our first date, but I feel like we can put down roots together 1.2500 0.04586 148 120 19 9
694 Dress professionally to avoid the axe. 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
695 It helps keep the loggers away. 1.2500 0.04685 148 121 17 10
696 Guess who's just made branch manager? 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
697 Logger said something about going out in style. 1.2500 0.04008 136 104 30 2
698 It's all the paper work that's depressing me. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
699 Is it long enough? I'm just a very modest guy. 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
700 Sorry! I didn’t know this was a nudist colony! 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
701 If a tree wears a tie in the forest and no one's around to see it, is it still dapper? 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
702 As you probably guessed, I'm a recent transplant. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
703 I don’t know what happened last night but I clearly tied one on! 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
704 … and from now on, my pronouns are ‘tree/trim’. 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
705 After this next promotion I’m hoping to put down roots in the suburbs. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
706 I opened a branch office in Brooklyn.” 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
707 But what if I’m not executive desk material? 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
708 Fall's coming. I want to look my best. 1.2485 0.04247 165 133 23 9
709 No remote work for me. 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
710 I bet you're wondering how I tied this. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
711 I feel like I’ve finally grown up. 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
712 A bow tie woulda been too formal. I just want to show the migratory birds some hospitality. 1.2484 0.03965 153 119 30 4
713 If we're not allowed to accessorize, we might as well be animals. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
714 I heard I was being taken out today. 1.2484 0.03965 153 119 30 4
715 I believe in growth, but also stability. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
716 I think they do this before they chop you down. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
717 Found it in my trunk. Thought I'd tie one on. Might make me more poplar. 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
718 Actually, I'm going by Douglas now. 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
719 It's actually easier than putting on my underwear. 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
720 I'm worried your mother fell in the forest, but no one's heard a thing. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
721 It's from our fall catalog. 1.2471 0.03925 174 138 29 7
722 That man with the hickory shirt said he was coming back for me today 1.2471 0.04478 170 141 16 13
723 It makes me feel taller. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
724 You’re so lucky! I have to go to private school! 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
725 Deceptively easily, actually. It's a clip-on." 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
726 Of course it’s a clip on! 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
727 Since I have roots in the community, I just felt like dressing up for Arbor day 1.2469 0.04384 162 132 20 10
728 If I'm going bald in the fall, I can at least dress well. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
729 All I heard them say was they’re taking our PHOTOsynthesis… 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
730 My career has prospered since we’ve put down roots. 1.2468 0.04182 158 126 25 7
731 Nothing formal, it’s the best I could do for Halloween. 1.2466 0.04718 146 120 16 10
732 My boss just told me I've been uprooted. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
733 Not ‘why?’…’how’. 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
734 The cute lumberjack said he's taking me out. 1.2459 0.03794 183 145 31 7
735 I don’t have the shoulders for a jacket. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
736 Tim, how do I take this off? 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
737 I figure if I wear a tie I won’t get the axe. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
738 I know! It's not yellow, it's not a ribbon and I'm not an oak tree. 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
739 I thought we should make it legal before we cross pollinate. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
740 It's a clip-on, but they said no one will be able to tell. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
741 Someone from the city wanted to remember where he ate dinner. 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
742 So, what exactly do we DO here? 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
743 He was out of ribbon. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
744 I always feel so underdressed when autumn comes. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
745 Wait, are you saying you have not seen Suits on Netflix? 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
746 If you were a woodpecker, who would YOU mess with? 1.2444 0.03999 135 104 29 2
747 I actually asked for a mullet but he insisted an afro was on-trend. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
748 I have a date with a tree hugger. 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
749 We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warran-tree 1.2439 0.04421 164 135 18 11
750 Hi. I'm from the Branch Office. 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
751 Does this make my neck look fat? 1.2437 0.04586 160 133 15 12
752 Funny thing is, I don't even have a neck. 1.2436 0.04397 156 127 20 9
753 ‘You’re the one who wanted to put down roots. 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
754 Today I want to be a man. Tomorrow, who knows. 1.2434 0.04573 152 125 17 10
755 Autumn is here, how do I look? 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
756 It's my first day at the new branch 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
757 I’m trying to get my office to go paperless. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
758 I don't care about the Senate, Steve. We still have a dress code around here. 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
759 How do I get this thing off! 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
760 Why the frown? You knew I was deciduous when you met me. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
761 Before I started wearing the necktie, I got Bob Ross all the time too. 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
762 I thought it was business casual. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
763 How's my hair? 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
764 First day at the paper mill. 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
765 Dress for the job you want,not the one you have! 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
766 I have an interview at a paper company. Too dressy? 1.2426 0.04403 169 140 17 12
767 ‘Its the commute that kills me’ 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
768 I like to look nice for tornado season. 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
769 You never thought that you would see a tie so lovely on a tree. 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
770 What did one tree say to the other? . . . . . Nothing 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
771 And then the boy said, "I need some money," and I said, "Stop shaking my tree and go get a damn job." 1.2422 0.04560 161 134 15 12
772 godot is late again! 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
773 I was planted as part of a fund-raising gala. 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
774 He, him, his, from now on, please. 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
775 It's the latest in tree trimming. 1.2418 0.04546 153 126 17 10
776 They're moving me to a formal garden. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
777 Do I look too stiff? 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
778 Which branch did you say you were from? 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
779 I've been told it makes me look hundreds of years younger 1.2416 0.04532 149 122 18 9
780 During all the seasonal changes, I guess it makes me feel more myself. 1.2414 0.04722 145 120 15 10
781 I decided to "spruce" it up a bit. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
782 Enough already with this casual Friday thing. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
783 I wasn't aware this place was a nudist colony! 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
784 I've always liked you, and I want to know if you will raise a hammock with me. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
785 I'm going as a human 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
786 If a tree wears a tie in a forest, does anyone care? 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
787 I used to be the man. Wall Street big shot. Sports car, mega yacht, 6 million dollar house, supermodel wife. Everything a guy could want. But I got greedy. Wanted an enchanted amulet, too. One with a big red ruby and arcane runes. You know the type. Took it from the wrong wizard and next thing I know, BAM. Talking tree for the rest of my life. But be honest. Does this tie make me look like a jackass? 1.2409 0.04807 137 113 15 9
788 No, I still don't remember how I tied it. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
789 I'm trying to attract a better class of bird. 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
790 Interview today. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
791 Still no pants! 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
792 Put on your red dress baby, fall is coming! 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
793 The dress code is strict, but they are allowing me to work from by backyard. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
794 Come on. How could you forget about Arbor Day? 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
795 It’s all about marketing yourself, Gerald. I’d rather be a conference table than mulch. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
796 "I'm tired of being mistaken for stalk of broccoli." 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
797 Because I think relaxing the dress code degrades the forest! 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
798 I’ve decided to dress for the job I want. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
799 Do you know how to get tree sap out of a tie ? " 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
800 They say it'll make me more poplar. 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
801 I think it makes me look stately. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
802 I've got an interview with Louisville Slugger. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
803 Oh come on, put one on. Arbor Day only comes around once a year. 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
804 They say we’ll get axed if we don’t start taking this job seriously. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
805 What’s that look for? I just wanted to spruce myself up a bit today. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
806 I always wear it on the first day of Fall. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
807 No! I am not touching your roots. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
808 Sprucing it up so that I'm pined for. 1.2384 0.04378 151 123 20 8
809 A Yellow Ribbon is sooo dated! 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
810 Why don't you ask Fido why the end of my tie is wet! 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
811 I know, I forgot it was casual Arbor Day. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
812 Don't be impressed. It's a clip-on. 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
813 If I look older, they might spare me. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
814 Do you think it makes me look taller? 1.2378 0.04313 164 135 19 10
815 Got it from John Fetterman. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
816 I have a Zoom interview later. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
817 I’ve signed up to host my microclimate on AirTree&Tree. 1.2375 0.04476 160 133 16 11
818 I'm board. 1.2374 0.04744 139 115 15 9
819 Wait, it's not Arbor Day? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
820 Have you heard about our lord and savior, Treesus Christ? 1.2370 0.05065 135 114 10 11
821 I just want to make sure she sees the tree for the forest 1.2368 0.04736 152 128 12 12
822 Once I found my neck it was easy. 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
823 No one told me it was business casual. 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
824 Remote work was fine, but I'm really enjoying being back in the nursery. 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
825 Does it look too summery? 1.2366 0.04576 131 106 19 6
826 And--get this--you tie it with what THEY call a knot! 1.2366 0.04946 131 109 13 9
827 Tell me the truth, does this tie make my neck look fat? 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
828 I think it means that I've made the cut. 1.2362 0.04803 127 104 16 7
829 But at least it’s not an embarrassingly long red tie. 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
830 The plant is hiring. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
831 I'd love to tell you about some exciting new growth opportunities. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
832 I hope Shel Silverstein doesn’t stop by. 1.2358 0.05301 123 104 9 10
833 I'm rooting for you 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
834 They liked me alright but I was little wooden during the interview. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
835 I miss the days when kids just carved their initials in us. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
836 Of course, I'm opposed to the Senate's new dress code! 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
837 I've got a date with a palm. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
838 The timber bosses say they’ll keep me on. 1.2356 0.03522 174 136 35 3
839 Is it working? Do I look slimmer? 1.2353 0.04326 153 125 20 8
840 A ventriloquist has threatened me. 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
841 I’m just saying, when they come to chop down a tree they won’t choose the one wearing a tie 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
842 I know I'm the branch manager now, Dave, but I'll never forget my symbiotic system of interconnected roots. 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
843 Don't ask me how I did it. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
844 I'll never make it to this interview! 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
845 All dressed up, no place to leave. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
846 I’m sprucing up so I can be more poplar. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
847 I can't take it off 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
848 Honey, does this tie make my neck look fat? 1.2348 0.04793 132 109 15 8
849 I want to assure you that if you fall and no one is around I will hear you. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
850 Oh really? Well you look naked. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
851 I find it’s best to avoid looking like deadwood around here. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
852 Be honest: Snappy or sappy? 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
853 It draws the eye to the trunk and away from the thinning up top. 1.2342 0.04032 158 127 25 6
854 Want to avoid becoming a stump? Simple--put on a necktie. 1.2342 0.04228 158 129 21 8
855 Guess which one of us isn't getting cut down? 1.2340 0.04682 141 117 15 9
856 The city hired a high-end arborist. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
857 I’m getting ready for the fall gala. 1.2340 0.04682 141 117 15 9
858 The interview went well but I’m not out of the woods yet. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
859 I forgot today is casual Friday. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
860 Oh yeah, well you look like a broccoli stalk. 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
861 Fall fashion is about more than just foliage. 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
862 This one or the paisley? 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
863 This is a nudist colony?! 1.2333 0.04274 150 122 21 7
864 It was a gift from Bob Ross. He once painted me, then copied my hair style. 1.2333 0.04479 150 124 17 9
865 I'm transitioning. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
866 Wait. The invite said beech casual?? 1.2331 0.04401 163 136 16 11
867 Greenpeace is looking for a new tree as the face of their latest deforestation campaign. How do I look? 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
868 I just felt I needed a new kind of knot 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
869 With Fall coming a I start to feel underdressed. 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
870 The interview went great but I'm a little worried. They said I was perfect for the job because I have the IQ of a fence post. 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
871 Yes, but I'm the branch *manager. 1.2327 0.04389 159 132 17 10
872 I know what a yellow ribbon means, but I have no idea what this indicates.... 1.2327 0.04204 159 130 21 8
873 Looks like somebody tied one on last night. 1.2326 0.04984 129 108 12 9
874 I'll have you know that I'm not just any White Oak. I'm a White-Collar Oak. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
875 I am trying to be elected for the Supreme court bench. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
876 I'm hoping it will attract a more upscale clientele of squirrels. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
877 I have an appointment with the trimmer before my interview at the arboretum. Wish me luck! 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
878 I'm the reason they can't see the forest. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
879 I think it helps me attract more CO2. 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
880 Yeah. Well I don't CARE what Fetterman wears! 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
881 It seems to impress my Arborist. 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
882 Want to tie one on tonight? 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
883 Do think stripes complement my bark? 1.2317 0.03829 164 131 28 5
884 Too much for a first date? 1.2317 0.04202 164 135 20 9
885 Does the tie go with my Afro? 1.2313 0.04845 134 112 13 9
886 I’m afraid the horizontal stripes make my trunk look too fat. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
887 I'm the paper mill's new diversity hire. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
888 When is your company planning to return to the office? 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
889 We're talking trees and you think the tie is the weird part? 1.2313 0.04535 147 122 16 9
890 I took that job in forest management 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
891 I'm so nervous -- my first day as Branch Manager! 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
892 I'm going into their formal garden. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
893 Look at me, I'm middle management and I'm about to get the axe. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
894 The invitation said Fall Formal. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
895 I turned down the offer because it was way too shady. 1.2312 0.04180 160 131 21 8
896 Im trying to become an Ikea shelf, does the tie make me look more employable? 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
897 I've been selected for an executive panel. 1.2308 0.03829 182 148 26 8
898 I think it's time for you to branch out and wear a tie like me 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
899 Zoom call. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
900 Aren't you going to ask me how I tied this tie? 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
901 Happy Birthday?! Each year I inch closer to strangulation by this infernal necktie and you wish me a happy birthday?! 1.2308 0.04514 143 118 17 8
902 Those humans always need to assign a gender” 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
903 I've joined Corporate. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
904 I'm not from this neck of the woods. 1.2303 0.04425 152 126 17 9
905 I believe aristocrats are generally spared the ax. 1.2303 0.04325 152 125 19 8
906 I got axed. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
907 I know we said Bob Ross, but I really wanted to be Garfunkel this year. 1.2302 0.04714 139 116 14 9
908 Is that your root, tickling mine? 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
909 I heard they’re doing cuts next Fall 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
910 The bow tie made me look fat. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
911 I need to express myself more often than just during “fall colors." 1.2293 0.04415 157 131 16 10
912 I’m gonna make a lot of paper someday! 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
913 I decided to branch out. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
914 Wish me luck on the interview. I'd really love to put down roots here 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
915 Well, we're trees. We're supposed to have knots. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
916 I'm dressing for the job I want: branch manager. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
917 The invitation said formal dresscode, and you show up naked?! 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
918 This tie will go great with my autumn colors. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
919 Yes. Here I am, all dressed up but now where to go. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
920 They canceled casual Fridays 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
921 You must not have received the memo, about the celebration of Arbor Day." 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
922 Whenever I try to look nice you always cut me down. 1.2283 0.05023 127 107 11 9
923 Honestly, I prefer casual dress but... well, I have deep roots in this area. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
924 Yes, I made sure it's not red and long. 1.2282 0.04479 149 124 16 9
925 I think the job interview went well. I’m just not sure logistically I can do a long commute. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
926 They had a yard sale. 1.2282 0.04377 149 123 18 8
927 I'm 150. I'm not trying to look like a sapling anymore. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
928 Want to hear acorny joke? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
929 Job interview. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
930 I swiped right on Timber. Now what? 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
931 Wish me luck. I've got a job interview with a carbon offset scheme. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
932 I have 81 years experience as a branch manager but they still gave me the chop 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
933 Can you believe I just got promoted to branch manager? 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
934 Tell me the truth, does this tie make me look like a sap? 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
935 I can't wait to get this off and let my hair down. 1.2273 0.03965 154 124 25 5
936 I'm hoping becoming a professional mathematician will help me figure out why I keep getting square roots. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
937 A cartoonist from The New Yorker is coming by today, at least you could throw on a tie or something 1.2273 0.04511 132 108 18 6
938 Boss said no more work from home. 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
939 I just want to look good for the caption contest 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
940 Didn’t you get the notice about this becoming a *formal* garden? 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
941 I had to wear it for the Zoom interview, and I got the job. But I kinda like it. 1.2270 0.04543 141 117 16 8
942 Of course I dressed up! My mom will be passing by in a logging truck later today. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
943 I'm serious. I think we need to rethink these haircuts. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
944 Does this tie make my ash look big? 1.2267 0.04551 150 126 14 10
945 If you think THIS is too much, wait till you see what I picked out for Halloween. 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
946 I have to dress to impress if they're going to make me a branch manager some day. 1.2267 0.04452 150 125 16 9
947 Figured I should dress up for the board meeting. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
948 It looks like the finance team at the parks department picked out the trail markers this year. 1.2267 0.04551 150 126 14 10
949 I want to look good for my book tour. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
950 The rings around the collar are murder 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
951 Some sap put this here last night. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
952 I believe that by looking professional I'm less likely to get the axe. 1.2264 0.04364 159 133 16 10
953 Apparently we can no longer say on the application what kind of tree we are. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
954 Town council said we need to present a formal argument against the proposed parking lot. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
955 It tickles 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
956 Well, I overheard that we were to take up residence in a formal garden. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
957 I'm hoping to attract a better breed of dog to pee on me. 1.2260 0.04535 146 122 15 9
958 All tied up and nowhere to go? 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
959 I've got a job interview with a logging company. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
960 We all just want to be heard. 1.2256 0.04605 133 110 16 7
961 That doesn’t change anything. You’re not a Branch Manager. You’re a Branch. 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
962 So he tells me after I leave that he wants to axe me 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
963 I heard there was goin’ to be some tree huggin’ today! 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
964 Don't worry, it's 100% animal fabric 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
965 Sorry, I've already tied the knot. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
966 It will draw attention away from this ridiculous haircut. 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
967 Like it? I got it at a trunk show in town. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
968 I have a Zoom meeting. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
969 Let's just call it a tie 1.2248 0.04700 129 107 15 7
970 I didn't think the yellow ribbon suited my personality. 1.2244 0.04321 156 130 17 9
971 I have a job interview and don’t want to look like a sap. 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
972 It always falls off in September 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
973 Trying to look my best for the lumberjack! 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
974 I just wanted to spruce up a bit. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
975 I’m dressing for the furniture I will be, not the tree that I am. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
976 I thought that I would formally say goodbye to my leaves. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
977 Dogs are less likely to visit you if you’re wearing formal attire. 1.2239 0.04695 134 112 14 8
978 I invested in NFTrees. 1.2239 0.04695 134 112 14 8
979 Tomorrow? Bough tie. 1.2238 0.04803 143 122 10 11
980 I've had it with bowties. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
981 It draws focus from my forehead. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
982 Well, now I get rings around the collar. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
983 You should dress for the arboretum you aspire to be transplanted into. 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
984 I did say something. I looked him right in his stupid brown eyes when I said it, too. Carbon offsets!!? REAlly? That’s where we’re at now? After all these years, Doug? After all I’ve done for you? Really?! You could at least have the decency not to lie to my face. I expected more from you. I really did. I deserve more. In fact, we all do. 1.2231 0.04793 130 109 13 8
985 I finally tied the knot! 1.2230 0.04571 139 116 15 8
986 Once you get the tie, then you get the power. Once you get the power, then you get the extensive underground root system. 1.2230 0.04479 148 124 15 9
987 Then I realized, I can’t stay a sapling forever. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
988 Alas, the paper trail leads to me. 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
989 Growing hard or hardly growing? 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
990 I know it clashes...it'll look better with the Fall colors. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
991 I hate to tell you this, but you're just not fit to be tied. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
992 It's Arbor Day. I thought that I'd dress-up. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
993 Hikers coming……from the city” 1.2222 0.03885 126 99 26 1
994 I left my other tie in the trunk. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
995 I’ve got a Zoom. 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
996 I want people to still notice me after I loose my leaves. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
997 You told me it was a costume party! 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
998 I’m English 1.2222 0.04898 126 106 12 8
999 I heard they’re making cuts - you might want to start trying a little harder 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1000 I just wanted to dress up one more time before I go bald again this fall 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
1001 Sir, you can’t come in here without a tie. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1002 It helps me feel more professional when I’m working from home. 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1003 It’s part of my fall look. 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
1004 2 birds are doing it in my branches. Hence, the tie on the doorknob. 1.2213 0.05272 122 105 7 10
1005 Next she's talking about my getting a trim and throwing out the squirrels. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
1006 Well it's just a seasonal position. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
1007 She dresses me up, but we never go anywhere! 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
1008 Funny story, but it did start initially with a yellow ribbon. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
1009 Do you think the tie distracts from the lack of branches? 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
1010 It's because I'm old growth. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1011 Judging by the number of rings, this tie has been around longer than both of us. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1012 We're gonna be naked soon - - I can hardly wait! 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1013 These days I don't know why I bother. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1014 So I thought 'Tie me up' meant something entirely different. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1015 It's fall fashion week! 1.2205 0.04732 127 106 14 7
1016 I don’t wanna be a part of the corporate ladder 1.2205 0.04732 127 106 14 7
1017 Let me do the talking. 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
1018 I bet you're wondering how I got this tie on. 1.2203 0.04525 118 96 18 4
1019 It seems I am a male chestnut. I'm a father of 11,872! 1.2200 0.04524 150 127 13 10
1020 Ok, so maybe it is a clip-on. That doesn’t make it any easier for me to put it on. 1.2199 0.04623 141 119 13 9
1021 You try getting this on without any hands! 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
1022 I feel taller. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1023 There's no mistaking the forest for this tree!" 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1024 Lots of us trees are lawyers for the logging company these days. 1.2199 0.04512 141 118 15 8
1025 'Look I'm a human! I have rent and dirty dishes and wear a noose to work just in case its a bad day!" 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
1026 It’s after five, what am I, a shrub? 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1027 It makes it easier to believe in a talking tree. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1028 Sorry. I’m all tied up. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1029 It makes me feel all grown up. 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1030 They wouldn’t dare cut me down. I’m wearing a tie for Gods sake. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1031 The yellow ribbon is at the cleaners. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1032 Five years from now,I see myself as an executive desk. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1033 I'm going to a wedding. Exciting to add to the family tree. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1034 I thought that I’d go back to work, now that I’m an empty nester. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1035 Well you’ll certainly never be promoted to branch manager. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1036 Its from my fall season collection. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
1037 Why are you wearing that?" "It's for a special occasion, plus I'm gonna be presenting a damning news segment." "That's interesting, because I don't wear a tie and my news is more reliable than yours." "Why don't you make like a tree and SUCK IT?" 1.2192 0.05003 146 128 4 14
1038 It's a Father's Day gift from my acorn. 1.2192 0.04506 146 123 14 9
1039 I'm a Windsor-Knotty Pine. 1.2190 0.04600 137 115 14 8
1040 I'm just hoping the paper factory is hiring. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
1041 A barefooted hippy chick claimed it could save my life. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1042 I'm hoping it's a sign of respect not removal. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1043 Yes, we're doing return to the office too. 1.2188 0.04141 128 103 22 3
1044 My dad always wore a tie. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
1045 Casual Friday? I had no idea! 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
1046 You’re my first tinder match! 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
1047 I think you're branching out a little too much. 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
1048 If I wear a tie in the forest and nobody sees it, am I really wearing it? 1.2180 0.04694 133 112 13 8
1049 How’s my knot look? 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
1050 You win,Fetterman. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1051 I know it doesn’t match now, but it’s for an event later this Fall. 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1052 I was sprouted as an Elm but have always felt much more like an Elmer. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1053 What if they ask where I see myself in five years? Honest answer? In the exact same place. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1054 And then the interviewer asked me if I were a tree what kind of tree would I be… 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1055 The invitation said semi-formal.. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
1056 If they're making cuts, I'm leaving before I get fired. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
1057 I feel overdressed. 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
1058 Working from home today Bill? 1.2176 0.03866 170 140 23 7
1059 For the last 3 years, I’ve won Classiest Downtown Bathroom from Dog’s Life Monthly. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1060 The thing is, now I can’t remember why I put it on in the first place! 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1061 Dress for the squirrels you want, not the squirrels you have. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1062 I didn't know it was clothing optional! 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1063 Is that what you’re wearing? 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1064 I've always considered myself office supplies material. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1065 I forgot about casual Friday. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1066 I'm going to need you to do some photosynthesis this weekend. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1067 It's a neck brace to provide lumber support. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1068 I’m running for office, the executive branch. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1069 I’ll distract the lumberjack with a surprise quarterly performance review, and you hit him with a stick. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1070 It might seem vain, but I AM a carbon offset. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1071 They actually pee on me more, now. 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1072 No no no this is my High Tied Line. 1.2164 0.04661 134 113 13 8
1073 Does it look OK? I don't have a neck so I just put it under my face. 1.2162 0.04450 148 125 14 9
1074 Im trying to attract better looking pollinators. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1075 How come we never go anywhere? 1.2160 0.04626 125 104 15 6
1076 I heard through the grapevine that the layoffs aren't slowing... it's only a matter of time before we ALL get the axe! 1.2160 0.04338 125 102 19 4
1077 I just hope it goes well with my fall colors. 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
1078 This is one knot I’m actually proud of. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1079 I was told topiaries are formal. 1.2158 0.04181 139 114 20 5
1080 And I need to wear a tie why? 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
1081 I've been trying to reach you about your trunk's extended warranty. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
1082 and then they asked me "what would be the added value you bring to our company?" 1.2158 0.04423 139 116 16 7
1083 The ranger DID call us ‘mature’. 1.2155 0.04207 116 93 21 2
1084 Love the hair. 1.2155 0.04711 116 96 15 5
1085 It's after 5. Want to tie one on? 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1086 If a tree wears a tie, does anyone notice?" 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
1087 I asked her to tie the knot, and instead she knotted the tie. 1.2154 0.04631 130 109 14 7
1088 I hear in some places, that trees aren't allowed to identify as males. 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
1089 I guess it’s one of the nicer things you can tie to a tree. 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
1090 Foliage season heightens my desire to accessorize. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1091 The real bummer is they expect me to start going back to the office. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1092 Yellow Ribbons are so cliche. 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1093 Yes! I recently tied the knot! 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1094 Do I look oak-ay? 1.2149 0.04725 121 101 14 6
1095 Dress for the forest you want, not the one you’re in. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1096 What can I say? If you want to be taken seriously as a clothes tree, you've got to look the part. 1.2148 0.04629 135 114 13 8
1097 What, do I look a little stiff? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1098 Have you considered investing in stalks and fronds? 1.2148 0.04212 149 124 18 7
1099 Oh no! We have the same haircut! 1.2143 0.04861 126 107 11 8
1100 I will admit, I’m a little nervous about my first day at the sawmill. 1.2143 0.04982 112 94 12 6
1101 I know, right? 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1102 All I know is that some guy from the Senate came by and said he no longer needed it. 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1103 What, did no one tell you? It's Formal Friday. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1104 Here I am all dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
1105 I may not be the only tree in the forest, but you can bet I'm the only one wearing a tie. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1106 I know it’s getting warmer but I still love to dress up! 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
1107 With the new dress code I can’t wear my yellow ribbon anymore. 1.2143 0.04275 140 116 18 6
1108 I always dress up for migration 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1109 I’m here so I don’t get axed. What about you? 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1110 You’ll understand when you turn 150. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1111 as identical twins, I have to find some way to express my individuality! 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
1112 I am concerned that any spark between us could start a fire 1.2137 0.04469 131 109 16 6
1113 Finally they asked me to be ON the board. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
1114 I lost my shirt in a poker game... 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
1115 How did you recognize me? I'm in disguise!! 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
1116 It's sad going to work everyday and yet finding yourself in the same place. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1117 My father always told me to dress for the job you want. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1118 I like to think of myself as office material. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
1119 Yeah,I know…nobody knows what “cocktail attire” means. 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
1120 Thought I’d zhuzh it up for Arbor Day. 1.2137 0.05126 117 100 9 8
1121 Business in the front, party up top. 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
1122 My squirrels are really into fashion week. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1123 I'll make sure they can't see the forest for THIS tree. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
1124 Actually it’s not so amazing. It’s a clip on” 1.2132 0.04598 136 115 13 8
1125 I think you’re sexy, too. But should we bring saplings into the world, given the 10-decade forecast? 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
1126 I know money doesn’t grow on me, but at least I can dress for success. 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1127 You forgot Arbor Day ? 1.2131 0.04391 122 100 18 4
1128 Damn squirrels. 1.2131 0.04970 122 104 10 8
1129 Climbing up the tree ladder! I have surpassed my carbon dioxide intake target of the year! 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1130 After putting down roots, this whole 'back to office' thing is for the birds. 1.2131 0.04689 122 102 14 6
1131 All I'm saying is it wouldn't kill you to put in a little effort once in a while. 1.2130 0.04567 108 88 17 3
1132 Every year I get a tie. What I really want is a hat. 1.2130 0.04373 108 87 19 2
1133 I get a lot more respect -- the dogs always ask before they pee on me. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
1134 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.2128 0.04911 141 123 6 12
1135 It’s not every day you get to audition for the remake of A Tree Grows In Brooklyn. 1.2128 0.04480 141 119 14 8
1136 Dress for the job you want--someday I'll be branch manager. 1.2126 0.04559 127 106 15 6
1137 I'm protesting casual Friday. 1.2126 0.04276 127 104 19 4
1138 Now the huggers want to know my pronouns. 1.2126 0.04825 127 108 11 8
1139 Now, when I fall in the forest, I will be heard 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1140 Apparently, they’re going to use me to make business cards. 1.2121 0.04306 132 109 18 5
1141 Lucky you still get to work from home. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
1142 I do. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1143 They say, "Dress for the job you want..." 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1144 It's not as cool as it looks. I'm marked for removal. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
1145 I always wear formal on Arbor Day. 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1146 I’d get very strange looks with a bow tie”. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
1147 ‘So, not only do we have to go in to work 2 days a week but they reinstated the office dress code.‘ 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
1148 Do I look overdressed for the fall? 1.2117 0.04070 137 112 21 4
1149 Does it make me look too wooden? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1150 First time I've dressed since Covid.... 1.2114 0.04795 123 104 12 7
1151 Do I look like a sap? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1152 Dexterous Squirrels 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1153 What do you mean "sold out"? I kept my natural hair. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1154 I always feel overdressed at these things. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1155 They said it was preparation for my future desk job pushing paper! 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
1156 I have an interview with a hedge fund but I’m probably just the token diversity candidate. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1157 Timber? Oh, I thought he said Tinder. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1158 What's your gender identity? 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1159 Where do you think you’re going? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1160 I'm going into a formal garden. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1161 I picked it to match the fall colors. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1162 I said I don't care about rings and she ended our date! 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1163 Why do I feel overdressed? 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1164 How do I know if this my neck? 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1165 Don't be so sappy...I needed to branch out. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1166 I always like a little splash of color this time of year.... 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1167 Oscar Wilde said, "A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life." Now I'm working on the step part. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1168 I didn't want any loggers to think it might be 'Casualty Friday'. 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
1169 I never know what business casual means 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1170 Dogs love it! 1.2105 0.04659 133 113 12 8
1171 Back to the office, Chuck. 1.2105 0.03856 133 107 24 2
1172 Just so there’s no gender confusion.” 1.2101 0.04418 138 116 15 7
1173 I couldn't find my bow tie, my trunk is a mess 1.2101 0.04536 138 117 13 8
1174 Mabel, this is Florida, it's no place to be cross-dressing! 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
1175 I'm metro-deciduous. 1.2101 0.04282 119 97 19 3
1176 i'm serious... he said it makes my ash look phat..! 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
1177 A promotion like this means that in just 350 years I could be CEO. 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
1178 Bark all you like. I'm tieing one on. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1179 So, are you planning anything special for the leaf-peepers? 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
1180 I wanted something with a little more pizazz than a yellow ribbon. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1181 Bob, it's Saturday. 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
1182 I heard somebody has to get the axe. 1.2093 0.04494 129 108 15 6
1183 There's this really cute tree-hugger.... 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1184 I thought I'd spruce up the place 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1185 I thought I would dress up for the pruning. 1.2090 0.04504 134 113 14 7
1186 The recruiter wasn't impressed with how I'd branched out... 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
1187 Chain-saw guy’s coming. I wanna’ look good 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1188 How about a little underground footsie? 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1189 I'm hoping to attract a high class of squirrels. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1190 I’m just not sure we can pull it off. I’m not really the hammock type. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1191 Well, the Middle-earth reconciliation tribunal has a dress code. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1192 Are you sticking with the Tree/Trees pronoun? 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1193 I’m going to miss Work From Home. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
1194 The tie doesn’t match my pants but so what, I don’t have legs. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
1195 It doesn’t make me look taller? 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
1196 Managers are coming in from the branch office. 1.2086 0.04389 139 117 15 7
1197 That was not easy. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1198 I saw what they did to John Fetterman. 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1199 Yup. Young Republican. How'd ya guess? 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1200 You still working from home ? 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1201 I find it keeps the squirrels off. 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
1202 I'm interviewing for the branch manager position at a local bank. 1.2080 0.04295 125 103 18 4
1203 Jimmy,I told you no casual Fridays. 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
1204 I've been tagged for an office job. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1205 I’m rebranding as a knotty Windsor 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1206 You get casual Fridays?! 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1207 I like to dress up before I have to stand around naked all winter.” 1.2074 0.04595 135 115 12 8
1208 when will you get out and look for work? 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
1209 Plans this weekend? 1.2074 0.04473 135 114 14 7
1210 As I grow older, it gets tighter. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
1211 You didn’t hear about the fall formal? 1.2071 0.04360 140 118 15 7
1212 no more working at home au naturale 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
1213 Have you seen my cuff-links? 1.2069 0.04155 116 94 20 2
1214 I always get dressed up for Arbor Day. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1215 Personally, I’m sticking with the old Senate rules. 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1216 Will you still love me when my leaves fall off? 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
1217 I’m telling you it’s in season! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1218 I have a job interview at a paper mill! 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1219 This position will require you to be replanted. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1220 Corporate’s promoting me to the board! 1.2066 0.04682 121 102 13 6
1221 If we don't dress up for Arbor Day, then what do we dress up for? 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1222 Happy Birthday darling, I hope you like your new ring! 1.2066 0.04827 121 103 11 7
1223 I manage growth stocks. You? 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1224 I thought I'd spruce it up a bit 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
1225 I'm more of a taking tree. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
1226 I am going tree to tree selling rakes. 1.2063 0.04552 126 106 14 6
1227 I'm hoping to become a branch manager. 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
1228 I won't feel so naked when my leaves fall off. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1229 I’m all dressed but this commute is going to kill me! 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1230 I think it makes me look taller 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1231 I have an important meeting with the board. 1.2061 0.03384 165 133 30 2
1232 I think the song said tie a yellow ribbon ‘round, not necktie! 1.2059 0.04443 136 115 14 7
1233 Call me old-fashioned. I just can't do Casual Friday." 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
1234 This is only a formalitree 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
1235 What if I told you that you CAN grow money on trees? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1236 I try to dress up for Fall. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1237 I’m seeking a position with opportunities for growth. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1238 At least one of us took the trouble to read the dress code. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1239 My last wish, if they cut me down and turn me into paper, is that the paper is used for a New Yorker magazine cover. 1.2051 0.05084 117 101 8 8
1240 Boss is making us come back to the orchard a couple days a week. 1.2051 0.04467 117 97 16 4
1241 Come Autumn, I won't be completely naked. 1.2049 0.04346 122 101 17 4
1242 I got tired of just wearing earth tones. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1243 Yeah it's just a clip-on, but bear in mind I'm a tree. 1.2049 0.04647 122 103 13 6
1244 Difficult to ty without limbs 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1245 I think you looked better with the yellow ribbon 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1246 This is my eighteth ring day. 1.2047 0.04655 127 108 12 7
1247 It’s my subtle protest against Tony Orlando. 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
1248 You came to work in your beech clothes? 1.2045 0.04530 132 112 13 7
1249 I didn’t know what an arborist was when I interviewed for the job, ok?! 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
1250 I spoke to a lawyer. I'm leaving. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1251 Im being interviewed this afternoon by the Bronx Botanical Gardens. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1252 I told you the wedding this afternoon is going to be formal. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1253 What!? The invitation said formal. 1.2035 0.04730 113 95 13 5
1254 Fetterman? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1255 I feel like a sap. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
1256 The lumberjack suggested I tie one on. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
1257 I thought wearing this would make me more poplar. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1258 Oh, forgot it was casual Friday today! 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1259 If a tree is wearing a tie but there is no person around to see it, is the tree considered nattily dressed? 1.2033 0.04754 123 105 11 7
1260 I have a closet full - Why not !? 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1261 Honestly,I feel like we’ve grown apart. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1262 I have a job interview with a paper company. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1263 If they insisted on tying a yellow ribbon I insisted on a Windsor knot. 1.2033 0.04754 123 105 11 7
1264 Seems like just yesterday I was wearing a tire swing. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1265 If this tie doesn't look good, I have another one in my trunk. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1266 Uh, yeah, I know. Any suggestions about getting it off, smart guy? 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1267 As you can see, I'm a bit tied up 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1268 You don’t feel naked? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1269 Did Sophie do your hair? 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
1270 The Arbor Day invitation said "formal attire", not "resort casual". 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1271 Oh, forget the stripes! What do you think of my knot? 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1272 I'll go out on a limb and ask for a date... 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1273 No, I don't recommend it; the tie binds. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
1274 Beats the heck out of all those sappy yellow ribbons over the years! 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
1275 I haven’t a clue why Steinberg drew you so casual. The invite clearly said black tie. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
1276 I'm a bit concerned about the return to office mandate. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
1277 Who would have guessed that we had faces, let alone necks. 1.2029 0.04383 138 117 14 7
1278 What? Too wide? 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
1279 Well,I just got promoted to the regional branch manager 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1280 Taking off your tie is a good start, but you still come off as wooden. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1281 Because I like to look good to the leaf peepers. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1282 Good morning, I'm the tree surgeon. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1283 Too Loud? 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1284 On Zoom, they can’t tell that you’re not wearing pants. 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1285 I haven’t been able to take it off since I lost my limbs. 1.2018 0.05011 109 93 10 6
1286 They ran out of yellow ribbons in the 80s. 1.2018 0.04280 109 89 18 2
1287 I don’t care what it looks like; it’s not a belt! 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1288 So I wear a tie every fifty years. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1289 I'm getting ready for the fall formal. 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1290 I feel we've been growing apart. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1291 If you want to remain employed in this forest, you have to be able to branch out. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
1292 Ok well I got the job, now how do I get this tie off? 1.2018 0.05012 114 98 9 7
1293 I finally decided to branch out into real estate. 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1294 The only options I can think of are heavy wind, decay, or kid with scissors. 1.2018 0.04166 114 93 19 2
1295 Is that you tickling my toes? 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1296 ‘Yeah the dress code is harsh but I get unlimited paid leaves’ 1.2018 0.04524 114 95 15 4
1297 I don’t want to go out on a limb, but I needed to spruce up my look. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1298 Did you forget about National Arbor Day,again? 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1299 Business is booming and I'm trying to branch out. 1.2016 0.04282 124 103 17 4
1300 I identify as an environmental lobyist 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1301 This is a lot cheaper than buying all those bough ties. 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1302 When you invited me to tie one on, I had something much different in mind. 1.2016 0.04719 124 106 11 7
1303 So… you come here a lot? 1.2016 0.04432 124 104 15 5
1304 Nobody told me about Naked Tuesdays. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1305 You've got to tie one on if you want to live it up in my neck of the woods. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
1306 I was goin for the bob Ross look too! 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
1307 Trust me, ChatGPT said that I should have stronger ties with my roots 1.2016 0.04316 129 108 16 5
1308 Wish me luck, it’s my first day at the paper mill 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
1309 I know a bow tie would be better, but I just can’t tie one. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
1310 I just woke up one morning and it was here. I think it means guys can come here to find other guys to fuck or suck each other's dicks or whatever. Could be kinda cool! 1.2015 0.04829 134 117 7 10
1311 I’m trying to look younger, despite my many rings. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
1312 Without the tie, I feel naked when I shed my leaves. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
1313 I've graduated to old growth. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
1314 Yeah, once you hit age 250 you really have to start acting like an adult 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
1315 My father always said "dress for success" 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1316 The yellow ribbon lacked a certain panache 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1317 The boss says more cuts are coming, so if wearing a tie helps me dodge that, then yeah I'm wearing a tie. 1.2000 0.04555 130 111 12 7
1318 I’m interviewing for a new grove. 1.2000 0.03762 135 110 23 2
1319 The new branch manager is a birch. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
1320 All those yellow and pink ribbons... they just weren't me. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1321 Can we get to the root of the problem? 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1322 Does this make me look too ornamental? 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1323 I'm Leaving . . . 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1324 Layering. For Fall, it's a must. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1325 My girlfriend is a knotty pine. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1326 Spring formal. 1.2000 0.04487 115 96 15 4
1327 Dress for the foliage you want. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1328 Sorry about the clip-on tie, dude, but I told you it wouldn't work. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1329 Too much?? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1330 I'm just saying my preferred pronouns are 'tree' and 'trim.' 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1331 Aren’t humans just the worst? 1.2000 0.04819 125 108 9 8
1332 Going to the office. My boss says that the days of working from home are over. 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1333 It makes it so they won’t see you. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1334 What's your pronoun ? 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1335 I like this one because it goes with any season. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1336 I didn't have a yellow ribbon, so this was the best I could do last minute. 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1337 What? I had a job interview. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1338 The sap bucket look is over. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1339 Besides the afro, ties are coming back 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
1340 I heard they said something about looking clean-cut… 1.2000 0.04314 115 95 17 3
1341 With all of these firings, I can’t leave anything to chance 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
1342 The tree inspector is coming tomorrow! 1.2000 0.04522 120 101 14 5
1343 What do you mean, "The fashion bug is an invasive species."? 1.2000 0.04674 120 102 12 6
1344 Excuse me, there is a dress code in the forest. What do you think this is, the Senate? 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
1345 Dude, it doesn’t match your foliage. 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
1346 You look nothing like your tinder profile 1.2000 0.04822 120 103 10 7
1347 The interview was via Zoom, so it's okay that I wasn't wearing pants. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1348 i’m telling you, Frank, you’ve got to dress for the job you want, not the job you have! 1.2000 0.04559 135 116 11 8
1349 You don’t understand Bob, I never wanted to be tied down 1.2000 0.03945 115 93 21 1
1350 Dressing up makes me feel more productive when working from home 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
1351 Fall's the most photogenic season of them all 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1352 How do i look for my first day at the Sawmill? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1353 We don’t do casual Friday here 1.2000 0.04822 120 103 10 7
1354 I'm here to interview for the paper company job. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1355 Don’t look at me like that. You know I’ve always wanted to live in Central Park 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
1356 I'm trying to branch out sartorially, but this tie has me barking. 1.1984 0.04219 126 105 17 4
1357 I really have to dress for the job. I can’t go out on a limb. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1358 I will leave soon, I just got a promotion. 1.1984 0.04367 126 106 15 5
1359 How am I barking up the wrong tree? 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
1360 Yeah, I know it’s not my color. I welcome suggestions on how I’m supposed to change it. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1361 As your lawyer, I advise you not to display the contents of your trunk 1.1983 0.04487 121 102 14 5
1362 Those frat boys passed by here bragging that they tied one on last night. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1363 I woke up one morning and this thing was on me! 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
1364 The matching suspenders kept falling down. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
1365 We have a new branch director with a strict dress code. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
1366 Don’t judge. I have a date 1.1983 0.03825 121 98 22 1
1367 You're so lucky you still get to work from home. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1368 If you think this is easy, try it. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1369 Tell me about yourself? 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1370 I joined the hedge fund. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1371 You should see my socks! 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1372 Yeah, I'm also thinking of trimming back the afro. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1373 Can you tell it's a clip on? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1374 This IS casual for me 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1375 I just hope it rots and falls off before it goes out of style. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1376 Obviously Chet, it’s a clip-on. I can only wear clip-ons, Chet. 1.1981 0.04724 106 89 13 4
1377 You’re also here to audition for the Bob Ross biopic, right? 1.1981 0.04530 106 88 15 3
1378 I'm lobbying humans to adopt two-sided printing. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1379 How about we mingle roots 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1380 I didn't want to look like I'm going to seed... 1.1971 0.04376 137 117 13 7
1381 Your shoe's untied. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
1382 I‘m trying to spruce it up a little. 1.1970 0.04087 132 110 18 4
1383 We’ll, wish me luck on my first day at the paper factory. 1.1970 0.04226 132 111 16 5
1384 I don't look stiff! 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1385 Hey, want to leave with me? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1386 I’m really dreading having to go back to the office. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1387 I think it means I'm being cut but some ceremony is involved. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1388 OH , I thought we were going to a TIE restaurant………. 1.1966 0.04417 117 98 15 4
1389 ``Ask yourself: Who are they going to cut down first? The guy with the tree-shirt or the guy with the necktie?' 1.1966 0.04247 117 97 17 3
1390 I was attracted to their corporate tree structure 1.1966 0.04581 117 99 13 5
1391 I believe in 'dress for success'. Does this make me look fat? 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1392 And when they offered me a contract… IT WAS ON PAPER! 1.1964 0.04176 112 92 18 2
1393 They've gone paperless at work, which is a good thing, given all the deaths. 1.1964 0.04718 112 95 12 5
1394 Would you care to dance? 1.1964 0.03979 112 91 20 1
1395 I didn’t get the job, it required a lot of travel. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1396 They have no idea how awkward social distancing really is. 1.1964 0.04545 112 94 14 4
1397 I was told it would make me look less wooden. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1398 I wear my tie even at virtual meetings, but sometimes my roots remain unclothed. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1399 We audition tomorrow for those cameo roles in "Oppenheimer." 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1400 It's my first trunk show . 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1401 It's my branch's dress code. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1402 What a day I had dear , I had to work my ash off . 1.1953 0.04581 128 110 11 7
1403 I thought I'd spruce up. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1404 Dress for success, Myrtle, or you'll stay where you're planted. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1405 It keeps the teenagers away, but not the dogs. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1406 The yellow ribbon was looking a bit dated. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
1407 Of course it's a clip-on. I don't have hands! 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1408 When you have a photosynthesis meeting at 3 but a board meeting at 4. 1.1949 0.04545 118 100 13 5
1409 You just noticed. 1.1949 0.04383 118 99 15 4
1410 I have a interview with the big acorn itself. 1.1949 0.03855 118 96 21 1
1411 Sprouting through a shallow grave was rough in the beginning, but worth the trouble in the end 1.1949 0.04702 118 101 11 6
1412 I was able to just wear a yellow ribbon before I had to report back to the office. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1413 It makes me stand a little taller. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1414 I have to go cheer up a weeping willow. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1415 Oh, it's Casual Friday? My bad. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1416 I call this look ‘the paper pusher 1.1947 0.04846 113 97 10 6
1417 I guess I’m just tired of looking like a little beech. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1418 Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1419 I will be transplanted to a formal garden. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1420 I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1421 No idea. Dude came up, hugged me and left his tie. Said he's moving on. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1422 They keep changing the dress code just like the Senate. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1423 It’s a half-Windsor 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1424 I'm excited about my new job at the pulp plant! 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
1425 You going somewhere? 1.1942 0.04791 103 87 12 4
1426 SAP! It’s just sap! 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1427 I know you feel rooted but you need to go out and live a little 1.1942 0.04588 103 86 14 3
1428 "...and then that crazy squirrel buried my cuff links!" 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1429 I stood my ground. I’m more productive working remotely. 1.1940 0.04429 134 115 12 7
1430 Take climate change meetings seriously, Dave. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
1431 Trust me, I've represented many shady figures. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1432 I just don't believe in casual Fridays. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
1433 It's the time of year to look our best. 1.1938 0.04413 129 110 13 6
1434 They’re not letting me work from the forest anymore! 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
1435 I'm fed up with looking au naturel ... 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1436 They'll be here soon with the crane, it's back to the office! 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
1437 Hey, bro, does my afro look better if I wear a tie? 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
1438 When they told me I was going to be part of the making of a business paper I had something else in mind. 1.1935 0.03913 124 102 20 2
1439 and then I finally found a no-handed tutorial. 1.1935 0.04534 124 106 12 6
1440 Why not be different, and go with a bough tie. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1441 I know.” “You don’t think we have anything in common. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1442 By the way, I've decided to change my name from Laurel to Leif 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1443 This'll help the people tell us apart easier. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1444 This tie somehow makes me feel more naked. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1445 Well I'm sorry, Pam, but the yellow ribbon just wasn't doing it for me anymore. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1446 I was going for lumbersexual but the tie makes me feel so…wooden. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
1447 You forgot arbor day again? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1448 I normally don’t dress up, but I’m trying to branch out. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1449 I like to spruce up a bit. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1450 Senate rules. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1451 I don't care what Chuck Schumer says. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1452 It's a hint she wants us to tie the knot. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1453 My job is being replaced by an artificial tree. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
1454 I haven't wore one since before the pandemic... 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1455 I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn. 1.1927 0.04959 109 94 9 6
1456 I have an interview with the gardener later today, though for what I'm not sure. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1457 My DNA results just came in. I'm 80% acorn,20% Wall Street. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1458 I'm a carbon offset for a bank 1.1927 0.05128 109 95 7 7
1459 Yeah I have to get on a zoom call this morning 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
1460 I've applied to be in the formal garden. 1.1923 0.03798 130 107 21 2
1461 No one told me they changed the dress code. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1462 They're making me into a New Yorker magazine. 1.1923 0.04381 130 111 13 6
1463 So Bob, be honest. Does every day really feel like Saturday now that you're retired? 1.1923 0.04749 104 88 12 4
1464 It makes me feel less naked after my leaves fall. 1.1923 0.04338 104 86 16 2
1465 I was told it was smart casual. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
1466 I told my Timber blind date that I'd be wearing a striped tie. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
1467 Hi honey, I'm home. 1.1920 0.04047 125 104 18 3
1468 I’m auditioning for Mad Men 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1469 You said it was business casual! 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
1470 Hey, you gotta look the part! They never cut management. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
1471 I’ve got an interview at the paper factory. 1.1920 0.04641 125 108 10 7
1472 Have some respect for the position you hold, Fetterman. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
1473 Last night I dreamed I was a talking tree wearing a necktie. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
1474 You should get dressed, their taking us out this afternoon. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1475 I'm trying to branch out into fashion. 1.1917 0.04628 120 103 11 6
1476 Do you know how to get sap out of a tie? 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1477 If you don’t mind my asking, which pronouns do you prefer? 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
1478 I just figured I should spruce up my image this fall. 1.1917 0.04777 120 104 9 7
1479 Who knew Tony Orlando still owns the rights to yellow ribbons? 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1480 My bark is worse than my blight. 1.1917 0.04315 120 101 15 4
1481 Sap is all over my knot! 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1482 I guess they ran out of yellow ribbons 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
1483 The tourists seem to like my bright color choices this time of year. 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
1484 Get this fucking thing off me.” 1.1913 0.04604 115 98 12 5
1485 I think it’s a little classier than a yellow ribbon. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1486 It's the new fall look. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1487 I forgot it was Friday, OK? 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1488 Okay, I'll admit it, this tie has me stumped too. 1.1913 0.04435 115 97 14 4
1489 I would like to discuss your key performance indicators for the next quarter. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
1490 I’ve never been to a clear cutting. Is it a formal occasion? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1491 I suppose you're wondering how I even got this on? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
1492 People are reluctant to cut down the dapper. 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
1493 When the interviewer asks, “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” what should I say? 1.1908 0.04483 131 113 11 7
1494 Every once in awhile I like to get wild and tie one on. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
1495 Well, when you’re working in finance, and rockin’ an Afro, you’ve got to offset it with something. 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1496 Get help! I'm tied up. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1497 The sun likes ME the most! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
1498 You didn't tell me the event was deciduous casual. 1.1905 0.04607 126 109 10 7
1499 Yeah, well, you know, my bank just closed today. Guess I’ll have to open up my own branch… 1.1905 0.04323 126 107 14 5
1500 Oh, I forgot it was casual Friday… 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
1501 It’s like my daddy always said, “ if you don’t wanna be plywood, you better wear a tie good” 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
1502 The job sounded pretty good on paper. 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1503 You’re right, the belt was a bit much 1.1901 0.04118 121 101 17 3
1504 I’m looking professional so the developers can’t axe me 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
1505 My squirrel hooked up last night. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1506 Make like a human and stay exactly where you are, miserable and indignant. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1507 Yes Frank, I know we're deciduous but I wanted to spruce up a bit. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1508 Tying it isn't that hard. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1509 I can see in your eyes that you are rooting for me 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1510 The pay is great, but the commute is killing me. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1511 You don't see them coming to cut me, do you? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1512 Ready for the funeral. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1513 It took me 25 years to grow into this and now you’re telling me they’re going out of fashion? 1.1892 0.05041 111 97 7 7
1514 Don’t you think fall should be dressier? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1515 In searching for my roots I learned I’m 80% deciduous. 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1516 At least one of us is going places. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1517 I can’t take it off, ever since my branches got pruned… 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
1518 Vertical stripes make me look trunky. 1.1890 0.04434 127 109 12 6
1519 I thought she’d be impressed, but she said she said she’s looking for someone more down to earth. 1.1890 0.04143 127 107 16 4
1520 Meeting in the Coniference Room. 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1521 Okay, I'm ready to leave. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
1522 What are you wearing? 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
1523 No, it's not a fashion statement; someone's boyfriend is getting out of prison and they ran out of yellow ribbons. 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
1524 I have an interview this afternoon, to join the forest. 1.1885 0.03556 122 99 23 0
1525 Preppy vandalism is the worst… 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1526 How to get this tie on straight has me stumped. 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1527 My therapist says it's normal to feel tied down 1.1885 0.04250 122 103 15 4
1528 When I leaf, I dress to impress. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1529 I really tied one on last night! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1530 I needed something to draw attention from my receding tree line! 1.1881 0.04154 101 83 17 1
1531 I thought it was Arbor Day! 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
1532 Be honest, do these colors match my foliage? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1533 Boss says that if I want to be branch manager, I have to dress the part” 1.1881 0.04816 101 86 11 4
1534 You’re taller than you look on Zoom 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
1535 Let's see AI try to replace ME! 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1536 It's a zoom interview -- I'll wear the suit if I have one in person. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1537 I hope this tie distracts people from my hair falling. 1.1880 0.04014 117 97 18 2
1538 Your dressing down won't save you. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1539 Look! I'm a CEOak! 1.1880 0.04531 117 100 12 5
1540 Hey Holly! Who's got a 'neck made for pencils' now? 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
1541 I think my boss doesn't understand how uprooted I'll feel having to return to the office.... 1.1880 0.04015 133 112 17 4
1542 After my leaves fall, I'll be less naked. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
1543 It's the new dress code for branch managers. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
1544 Sure, I'm overdressed now, but wait till fall comes. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1545 Sorry, you are going to become the corparate ladder. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1546 I have no idea how I got this on 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1547 I'll take the soup. 1.1875 0.03705 112 91 21 0
1548 I am business tree. 1.1875 0.04116 112 93 17 2
1549 My story is banned in Florida 1.1875 0.04307 112 94 15 3
1550 …and with my third wish I said “I wish I was a tree” but I guess you did the same thing. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1551 Step up your game, buddy. Otherwise you’re gonna be one of the ones they cut next round. Remember Lester? He’s a fence now. 1.1875 0.04402 128 110 12 6
1552 If they continue this new drees code, I am re-rooting to another state. 1.1875 0.04490 112 95 13 4
1553 I am making up for the fact that 23 and Me said I was 10% crabgrass. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
1554 It's not a yellow ribbon, and I'm not an old oak tree. What's going on? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
1555 I have a very exciting and exclusive opportunity to share with you 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
1556 Oh the tie? You like it.. couldn't get the rest of the suit. Shrinkflation, the struggle is real. 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
1557 I thought I'd spruce myself up and branch out. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
1558 I want the room tonight 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
1559 I’m the new branch manager - if you could just go ahead and get those report logs to me, that’d be great. 1.1870 0.04523 123 106 11 6
1560 I identify as a male pre-lumber. Just how fluid are you? 1.1870 0.04218 123 104 15 4
1561 I'm interviewing for the "Save the Planet" job. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1562 No? Well then stop playing rootsy with me. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1563 I’m off to meet with the squirrels’ lawyer. 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
1564 They're coming back with my Tree-piece suit" 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1565 Well now I feel like I’ll be the only one in a tie. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1566 It helps with branch management. 1.1869 0.04812 107 92 10 5
1567 The tying IS tricky, but it can be done! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
1568 The boss said, show up for work or get cut. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
1569 I'm done with remote work 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
1570 They won't let you into the forest without one. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
1571 I think we should branch out more for better diversity 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
1572 I don't care if it's casual Friday...I always wear a tie. 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1573 Tony Orlando ran out of ribbons. 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
1574 When the tree's a rockin', don't come a-knockin'.... 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1575 I think it makes my neck look more proportionate.. 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
1576 Toxic masculinity isn’t real. 1.1864 0.04654 118 102 10 6
1577 I'm from a different branch of the family 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1578 Didn’t you get the memo? 1.1864 0.03796 118 97 20 1
1579 I support the Congressional Dress Code. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1580 I can't help thinking I'm slightly overdressed. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
1581 I do feel a little naked but at least we have our trunks on. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1582 I look good AND dogs won’t pee on me. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1583 Don't ask! 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
1584 You could say it’s a look I’ve grown into. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1585 It's the new Fetterman dress code - pants optional. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
1586 Well, I don’t want to be a Branch Manager forever. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
1587 They've started to require me to return to the branch office." 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
1588 Yea, I have a date with that Oak tree tonight 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
1589 Johnson, I don’t know what to say. You’ve been late three times this week and you don’t even have legs. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
1590 I've got a Zoom interview. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
1591 Just 1 problem. Is the reunion coming to me? Or am I going? 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1592 It was either the tie or having a heart etched on my bark. 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1593 I woke up like this. 1.1858 0.04627 113 97 11 5
1594 Everyone knows you wear the pants in our relationship. 1.1858 0.04083 113 94 17 2
1595 Bough you look so good, think I've got wood 1.1858 0.04453 113 96 13 4
1596 I can’t decide if I should wear it here or down by my roots. 1.1858 0.04272 113 95 15 3
1597 The branch manager is hinting at cutbacks 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
1598 Just experimenting with new fall color combinations. Opinion? 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1599 I know I'm an oak, but I wanted to Spruce it up. 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
1600 I worry that next I'll be made into a Coat Tree! 1.1855 0.04027 124 104 17 3
1601 The new HOA dress code counts as landscaping. 1.1855 0.04633 124 108 9 7
1602 I just found it at the bottom of my trunk. 1.1855 0.04340 124 106 13 5
1603 …so how do you identify? 1.1855 0.04489 124 107 11 6
1604 I’m taking this off right after the ceremony. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1605 They want a formal garden. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1606 It’s made from Bamboo. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1607 Hey man, you play the game right and you too could be promoted to Branch Manager 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1608 No. I won’t tell you the secret of how to tie a tie. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1609 I'm not one to throw shade, but how can you go naked in a public park? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1610 On Zoom, no one knows I’m not back in the office. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1611 It's my interview tie. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1612 If a tree falls in the forest yeah yeah yeah, they’re never gonna believe this one. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1613 It’s not what it seems 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1614 They say dress for the job you want; I’m hoping for “executive’s desk” 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1615 Got a date with a smoking’ hot quaking aspen tonight. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1616 I figured this might confuse the loggers. 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
1617 I liked the Bill Blass, but the vertical stripes made me look too skinny! 1.1849 0.04460 119 102 12 5
1618 Somehow I’m dubious about my nomination to the board of directors. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1619 I didn't know it was formal.! 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1620 I have an interview at a branch office…I leave next fall. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1621 I’m sorry to head off so early, but I’ve told you a thousand times, son: Money doesn’t grow on us. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
1622 And then she cancelled the wedding saying that I stand here all day doing nothing. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1623 I see you’re all dressed up, yes, but you never end up going anywhere. 1.1849 0.04128 119 100 16 3
1624 It's this new thing called anthropomorphizing. Believe me, when those hipsters in the flannel come back you'll thank me for telling you. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1625 Just cause the Senates gone casual doesn't mean I will. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
1626 If a tree wears a tie in the forest, but no one sees it, does it exist? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1627 I'm thinking pants could be a bridge too far. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
1628 All dressed up. Nowhere we can go! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1629 Do you know how to untie the tie, except growing in diameter? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1630 Oh. I thought it was a formal garden. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
1631 I hate having to dress up in colors for fall. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
1632 Bald? Whatta ya mean I will go bald 1.1844 0.04223 141 122 12 7
1633 We never go out anymore. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1634 I decided to swap out the yellow ribbon. I'm showing support of Wall Street expanding the carbon offset markets. 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1635 I'm just so tired of feeling naked every fall. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1636 Oh, I forgot it’s casual Friday! 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1637 I've made a killing in the paper business 1.1842 0.04417 114 97 13 4
1638 Get dressed, man.! The Woodpeckers will be here any minute. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1639 I see that you are nonbinary. 1.1842 0.04050 114 95 17 2
1640 I'd like to talk to you about Treesus. 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1641 I’m hoping to open my own new branch 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1642 Tree's company. 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1643 this way they'll see I'm one of the good ones 1.1842 0.04589 114 98 11 5
1644 after Oppenheimer came out nobody wants to visit us anymore 1.1842 0.04238 114 96 15 3
1645 Oh! I have always liked knotted pine. 1.1840 0.04455 125 108 11 6
1646 I was told to prepare for a promotion... paneling role at the corporate offices. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
1647 I'm going bald in a few weeks. I had to dress it up somehow 1.1840 0.04308 125 107 13 5
1648 It’s not suiting up for the three days in the office- it’s the commute that’s killing me. 1.1840 0.04156 125 106 15 4
1649 You dress for the job you want, Alan! 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
1650 Laura, do you realize our ideas and hairstyles match perfectly? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
1651 I have a job interview at the lumber yard. Cross your twigs for me. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1652 I’ve decided to gender specific. 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1653 This year is going to be different, Terry. I'm turning over a new leaf. 1.1835 0.04355 109 92 14 3
1654 If a tree wears a tie in the forest does it make a fashion statement? 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
1655 As an American Oak, my concern is with people not seeing the trees for the forest. 1.1835 0.04546 109 93 12 4
1656 I've noticed a ninety percent increase in the chance of a hug by wearing Upstate U's school colors! 1.1835 0.04156 109 91 16 2
1657 Hey good looking! How many rings are you ? 1.1833 0.04264 120 102 14 4
1658 It was unbelievably difficult to tie 1.1833 0.04097 120 101 16 3
1659 There's a couple fooling around in the canopy. 1.1833 0.04877 120 106 6 8
1660 This tie doesn’t match my Afro. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
1661 I can charge the squirrels double the rent. 1.1832 0.03562 131 108 22 1
1662 I am thinking of joining the corporate jungle 1.1832 0.04308 131 113 12 6
1663 They take adopt-a-tree very seriously. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
1664 I’m considering branching out. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
1665 You might be a tree now but you will dialogue 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
1666 Do you want to meet up underground? 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1667 Why yes. I do have an interview today, how did you know? 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1668 Ever since they took away the hammock – I've been fit to be tied! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1669 Why shouldn't I dress up a little? The leaf peepers will be here any minute to see us in our finery! 1.1827 0.04687 104 89 11 4
1670 Dressed to Mill! 1.1827 0.04045 104 86 17 1
1671 „They need a reason to choose one of us for a selfie!“ 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1672 Shall we tie the knot? 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
1673 I don’t know what it is, but some guy put it on me and now he’s over there drawing us. 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
1674 I see you dressed up for Fall. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1675 I wish the 'National Geographic' photographers would get here already. My tie is too tight. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1676 I thought the ascot was too pretentious. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1677 I can’t quite get comfortable with this new casual attire trend. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1678 Autoerotic saphyxiation. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1679 First of fall I’m a Libra 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1680 247 years old and I still need a clip on. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1681 Ash-Leigh, please don't leaf me, I love you!" 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
1682 It's better than carved initials. 1.1825 0.03805 126 105 19 2
1683 How did I get placed on the scavenger hunt map again and not you?! 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
1684 I felt like dressing up today. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
1685 And still their eyes go straight to the hair. 1.1825 0.03634 126 104 21 1
1686 Yes, I am old growth. Does it show? 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1687 My roots may be showing but at least I read the dress code. 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1688 Stop touching me with your root! 1.1818 0.04689 110 95 10 5
1689 I’m not an oak and it’s not a yellow ribbon. Help me, for the love of god. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1690 With extinction threatening us, this is no time for business casual. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1691 Look, we’re not redwoods or sequoias, maybe this will help us oaks to become a National Park! 1.1818 0.04121 110 92 16 2
1692 I can’t just stand here all day swaying in the breeze… I have to go to work…You knew when we got married that money doesn’t grow on me. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1693 Do stripes make me look fat? 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1694 Does it make me look like my neck is thick? 1.1818 0.04319 110 93 14 3
1695 I don't want to be totally naked when all my leaves fall. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1696 All dressed up but no place to grow. 1.1818 0.04508 110 94 12 4
1697 I’m celebrating It’s Arbor Day! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
1698 I'm WFH now, but I have no way to get it off. 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
1699 Do you think I might be overdressed? 1.1818 0.05048 99 86 8 5
1700 May be this way would respect nature more. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
1701 What? THE David Attenborough is filming today. I wanted to look my best! 1.1818 0.04066 121 102 16 3
1702 Is it not the climate for a change? 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
1703 But this is the Four Seasons, and you’re not suited for winter. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
1704 Does my trunk look big in this? 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
1705 I'm hoping now that I'm corporate they'll stop hugging me 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1706 It's for Harry's funeral. He was cut down yesterday. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1707 I think our roots are finally touching 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1708 Fake it til you make it, that’s my motto 1.1810 0.03986 116 97 17 2
1709 Thought this tie would stop the damn dog from peeing all over me 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1710 I wanted to 'spruce' up my appearance. 1.1810 0.04346 116 99 13 4
1711 Come summer look for me on the deck of a yacht in Monte Carlo! 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
1712 I’m actually getting ready for your funeral. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1713 Scoff if you will, but I can't tell you how much time I save using a clip-on. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
1714 I'd love to tie the knot with you. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1715 Well, your branches look like a creepy hand, too. 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
1716 I feel like I'm overdressed. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1717 It’s the tie that binds us 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1718 I'm dressing for the forest I want, not the forest I have. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
1719 I’m going as a Spruce Tree this Halloween. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
1720 They promoted me to an Oak! 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
1721 I decided drop the yellow ribbon and go with the tie. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
1722 It can't always be about seeing the forest you know. 1.1809 0.05231 94 82 7 5
1723 I just lost my job due to cutbacks" 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
1724 I always dress up for Arbor Day! 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
1725 Dog's wear sweaters these days Brian, get with the times 1.1803 0.04511 122 106 10 6
1726 I'm not sure my necktie goes with my afro. 1.1803 0.04358 122 105 12 5
1727 I'm the forest manager. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1728 When did you start working remotely? 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1729 I'm dressing for the job I want. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1730 If you don't like my tie, I'll be leafing. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1731 The tie’s because I have an appointment with my tree surgeon later today. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1732 Casual Fridays aren't that important to me. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1733 I only want to be hugged by environmentalists who've passed the bar exam. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1734 Hey babe, nice trunk! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1735 They want be me back in the office. 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1736 Silly me, I forgot it was Friday. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1737 I have a human. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
1738 I HAVE to! I'm on the board. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1739 I couldn't get it off. 1.1800 0.04579 100 85 12 3
1740 ….but the jacket just didn’t look right. 1.1800 0.04795 100 86 10 4
1741 It’s wildfire season, so I’m expecting a hot date. 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
1742 You need to get ready, we'll be late again. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
1743 Dress for the job you want, not the one you have, right? 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1744 Wait 'til you see the cummerbund that goes with it. 1.1795 0.03955 117 98 17 2
1745 They say you should dress for the forest you want, not the forest you have. 1.1795 0.04641 117 102 9 6
1746 how’s my hair? Gonna be hard to do much about it until the fall though. 1.1795 0.04137 117 99 15 3
1747 No, it's a half-Windsor knot. The full Windsor accentuates my girth. 1.1795 0.04312 117 100 13 4
1748 At least it’s an ethos. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1749 I have to return to the office,even though I put down roots here at home. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1750 I look snazzy and it keeps the hammocks off 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1751 I'm teaching the dogs to "aim high!" 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
1752 I'm going to my branch's tenth anniversary. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1753 Should I wear this tie for my interview?" "I wood 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
1754 No one is going to carve their initials in a tree wearing a tie. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1755 It has something to do with birds and bees. 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1756 Do you believe in reincarnation? 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
1757 I draw the line at boxer briefs. 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
1758 I’m going to be office paper. 1.1789 0.04005 123 104 16 3
1759 You new around here? 1.1789 0.04476 123 107 10 6
1760 I prefer plain yellow but only the old oaks can pull that off. 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1761 Then one of my apples fell in my mouth and I realized I was naked! 1.1786 0.04247 112 95 14 3
1762 I can't get there from here !! 1.1786 0.04054 112 94 16 2
1763 HR said dress up or don’t bother showing up. But how’s your return to office? 1.1786 0.04433 112 96 12 4
1764 I assure you, I'm the best surgeon around 1.1786 0.04782 112 98 8 6
1765 You obviously work from home! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1766 I don’t know how I’m gonna take this thing off 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1767 Mother Nature is coming into the office today. 1.1782 0.04954 101 88 8 5
1768 Now, will you marry me? 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1769 My branch manager keeps grabbing my nuts! 1.1782 0.04313 101 85 14 2
1770 I tried the shampoo, the spray AND the pills, but it just keeps falling out. 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
1771 It feels so good to finally be rooted and tied down 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1772 This is my first Tinder date 1.1782 0.04537 101 86 12 3
1773 I just got back from a service from one of our fallen. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
1774 It's not the tie I'm complaining about. It's these horrid wigs. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1775 How about we intertwine branches and make some acorns together 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1776 Hey, do you come here often? 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1777 I’m dressing for the job I want, not the one I have. 1.1780 0.04105 118 100 15 3
1778 I thought we were part of a formal garden… 1.1780 0.04278 118 101 13 4
1779 Accessorizing is eveything. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
1780 Sorry, I’m tied up. 1.1780 0.03735 118 98 19 1
1781 I needed to change it up a bit. Don’t worry, I’ll put the yellow ribbon back on tomorrow. 1.1780 0.03924 118 99 17 2
1782 I thought it would spruce me up. 1.1778 0.05377 90 79 6 5
1783 Trim and prune? I heard we should be prim at noon. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
1784 It belonged to my father. He was the box it came in. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
1785 Oh, was it casual day and I didn’t get the memo? 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
1786 Does the tie make me look like a nut tree? 1.1776 0.05111 107 95 5 7
1787 You can be woak. I'm a formalitree. 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
1788 I don't want a tree hugger; I want you. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
1789 Well, I don't have a bough tie. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1790 I'm told that it's a Garden Party and Harry and Meghan have been invited so we need to look our best. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
1791 So, is this a date? 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1792 As your newly self-appointed boss, I’m expecting a slightly faster growth rate. 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1793 I'm being transferred to an office park." 1.1776 0.04160 107 90 15 2
1794 Does this pattern make me look fat? 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
1795 I don't care what Fetterman wears. I want to be taken seriously. 1.1776 0.04753 107 93 9 5
1796 For this fall season, it's all about accessorizing. 1.1776 0.04935 107 94 7 6
1797 You new to Connecticut? 1.1776 0.04367 107 91 13 3
1798 Stop tickling my toes! 1.1776 0.03942 107 89 17 1
1799 I hear Shel Silverstein is coming to the woods today... 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1800 Don’t worry – we’re too big to fell. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1801 You think I’m a sap ? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1802 I didn't realize this was a 'tie optional' park. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1803 Come to this forest often? 1.1771 0.04682 96 82 11 3
1804 I've always struggled with knots. 1.1771 0.04187 96 80 15 1
1805 Relax, it's drawn on. Just like our faces. 1.1771 0.04441 96 81 13 2
1806 And now I can't get it off. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1807 For office video calls I'm, like, business up top party down below. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1808 'I'm branching out in to politics..." 1.1770 0.04396 113 97 12 4
1809 I'm trying to find a corporation to use my name, image, or likeness...and not get chopped down 1.1770 0.04213 113 96 14 3
1810 The heart and initials hurt a lot less. 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1811 It's actually just a clip-on 1.1770 0.04021 113 95 16 2
1812 Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1765 0.04909 102 89 8 5
1813 I heard them say they were going to take me out today. 1.1765 0.03894 119 100 17 2
1814 Non-remote day. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
1815 It's glued. I don't have a neck. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1816 Tony Orlando ran out of yellow ribbons. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1817 I always dress for a trunk show . 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1818 It's actually a clip-on; I never got the hang of tying real ones. 1.1765 0.04244 119 102 13 4
1819 Me, I dress for success. You may be satisfied to be stuck here forever, but I’m going places. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1820 Do you think vertical stripes would make me look taller? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
1821 I got all dressed up but I have no where to go. 1.1765 0.04073 119 101 15 3
1822 I’m told there’s a gala in the park tonight. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
1823 Oh, they won't cut me. I'm too important. 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
1824 I'm all ready for my zoom meeting and I forgot to put my log-in again! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
1825 I forget...am I Kid or Play? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1826 Do you think it will look good with my fall colors? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1827 The guys in the branch office suggested it. 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1828 I guess for some, just a hug isn't enough. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1829 I’ve got a an interview for the big grove on the hill! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1830 They don't cut you down if they see how important you are. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1831 We don't go to the prom. The prom comes to us. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1832 They accidentally deleted the words yellow ribbon so it just read “tie around the old oak tree” 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1833 Yes, I know how ridiculous I look but, let's face it, we are in the middle of a wood where there's no one to see us... Do we even exist? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1834 I bought this tie because they told me it could prevent forest fires 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1835 Yeah, well let’s see what you say when you’ve started losing your leaves. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1836 I’ve decided that my career needs some branching out. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1837 That's 'ELMM' with two 'M's.... 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
1838 Throwing shade is easy. Shining is hard. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1839 My roots are natural. 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1840 Tying it was the hardest part. 1.1754 0.04703 114 100 8 6
1841 I got a new job down at the mill! 1.1754 0.04360 114 98 12 4
1842 It adds to the dignity and decorum of the 'Fro. 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1843 I have invested in lumber companies 1.1754 0.04178 114 97 14 3
1844 Just messing with the leaf peepers. 1.1753 0.05079 97 85 7 5
1845 Male & Female Afro Trees 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
1846 My gender reveal really lit this place on fire. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1847 Is there any way you could help me with a Half Windsor? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1848 They say you should dress for the career you want, not the career you have. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1849 Sometimes I feel like I'm the queen. And sometimes I feel like I'm Mr. Bean 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
1850 Does this tie make my head look big? 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
1851 Do you ever feel tied down? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
1852 I really hate squirrel mating season! 1.1752 0.04131 137 119 12 6
1853 It's the latest trend since 'tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.' 1.1750 0.03679 120 100 19 1
1854 I've got a job interview down at the lumber yard. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1855 I'm dressing for the job I want, valet stand. 1.1750 0.04211 120 103 13 4
1856 I thought this might deter the birds. 1.1750 0.03864 120 101 17 2
1857 It’s more style than function. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1858 I really think it's important to make a good first impression down at the paper mill. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1859 I forgot it was casual Friday. 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1860 I'll stand by you" rings kinda hollow in our case, no 1.1748 0.04864 103 90 8 5
1861 do you think I need a haircut? 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1862 It's a smart tie. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1863 It's called a "tree hugger." 1.1748 0.04455 103 88 12 3
1864 Turns out, when you have a tie they see you as more of a paper-reader 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1865 It totally impresses the bushes. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1866 Senate dress code? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1867 And keeping my afro, a tie makes it less likely to be chopped down. 1.1748 0.04005 103 86 16 1
1868 It took me years to learn how to tie a tie. 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1869 For obvious reasons we’re taking the office paperless 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1870 Did you own or lease a diesel vehicle between 2009 and 2020? 1.1748 0.04664 103 89 10 4
1871 Even though I work from home now, sometimes I still like to dress up a little, you know? 1.1746 0.03578 126 105 20 1
1872 They said I couldn't work from home anymore 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1873 Dress for the furniture you want to be. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1874 It suits me. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1875 I'm hoping folks will notice the tie — and not that I'm going bald this fall. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1876 I log in, I log out, I do my woodwork, but all they see is the forest, not the trees! 1.1743 0.03876 109 91 17 1
1877 Then my wife said, "It's our last apple, and you'll damn well dress for the wedding." 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1878 I'm trying to set an example for Congress. 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
1879 My tree hugger girlfriend makes me wear it 1.1743 0.04292 109 93 13 3
1880 I see the boss made you go back into the office. 1.1743 0.04090 109 92 15 2
1881 They said they knew I was a gay tree because I dress well, drink lots of water, and am the shadiest one around. 1.1743 0.04486 109 94 11 4
1882 Return to the office is mandatory for everyone 1.1743 0.04850 109 96 7 6
1883 I have a proposition, what if you de root your stress and branch out 1.1739 0.05034 92 80 8 4
1884 SO YOU THINK THE TIE JUST DOESN'T GO WITH THE AFRO? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
1885 People don’t listen to song lyrics very well. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1886 I thought it was fancy dress! You, deadwood! 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1887 I miss teleworking. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1888 It was a lot easier to do before they pruned me 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1889 Are you the one playing with my toes? 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1890 I like to think of it as more of a wardrobe than a trunk. 1.1739 0.03956 115 97 16 2
1891 No, it’s a clip on. The others give me knots and won’t leave me alone. 1.1739 0.04325 115 99 12 4
1892 Looking good on paper, bruh. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
1893 It was pretty damn hard to put this on in the first place. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
1894 My pronouns are it, it, and it’s. 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
1895 You want to root around tonight? 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1896 Better class of Woodpecker. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1897 It sure beats that hammock. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1898 I understand they treat professionals differently 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1899 hey, can you fix my tie? 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
1900 No thanks,I don’t do nudist forests. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1901 I am a tree surgeon. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
1902 @johnfetterman , right? Nice to meet you.” • p.s. I love you, @johnfetterma 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
1903 Does it pickup the green in my leaves? 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
1904 I’m Working at our downtown branch today! 1.1732 0.04197 127 110 12 5
1905 Yes - I married a tree hugger! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1906 I figured it would help to tell us apart. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1907 Yellow ribbons just aren't me! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1908 George, don’t you have that nightmare? All of a sudden you’re just totally naked. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1909 It's the ties that bind... 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1910 I just wanna look nice in all the foliage photos this fall 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1911 I just couldn't stand one more yellow ribbon. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1912 It's my power tie. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1913 They told me stripes were slimming. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1914 Every year I get the same present from my seedling. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1915 I don't feel seen, like, really seen. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1916 Actually, it was a gift. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1917 Ever since my new promotion, I’ve really turned a new leaf. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1918 It's my Arbor Day outfit. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1919 I can’t believe I forgot about casual Friday. Again! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1920 I don’t care what Schumer said. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1921 The date went well but she didn't get the joke - leaf me alone 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1922 … Bare look ? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1923 🎵 I wanna be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see 'em dancing… 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1924 I always dress up every Arbor Day. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1925 I didn’t get the business casual memo. 1.1727 0.04055 110 93 15 2
1926 They didn't even ask me which gender I identify with. 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1927 I have a hot date with a pollinator. 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1928 Hello Oli...Hello Stan 1.1727 0.04448 110 95 11 4
1929 I’m off at 5. Could I interest you in a walk around the park? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1930 Who do you think you are,John Fetterman? 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1931 Yeah, it’s classy AND you can use it as a tourniquet if you lose a limb 1.1727 0.04256 110 94 13 3
1932 If I fall down, you’ll be around to hear me, right? 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1933 I’m afraid I’’m stumped about what this means 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
1934 I'm in charge now. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
1935 Leaf it to the professionals 1.1724 0.04290 116 100 12 4
1936 Could you at least wear a fig leaf? 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1937 Fortunately, I have the flexibility of working in a hybrid remote work environment. 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1938 The ‘Peepers’ are coming, time to dress to impress! 1.1724 0.03925 116 98 16 2
1939 What?! I’m doing this for myself” #selflov 1.1724 0.04112 116 99 14 3
1940 Actually, I was hoping for a yellow ribbon. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1941 Then I got my Masters but it was too late, all the positions were outsourced to the Bonsais and the Figs! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
1942 Is this too formal for work from home? 1.1721 0.04462 122 107 9 6
1943 Yes, good idea, I'll run for Senate! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1944 It doesn’t look that bad!! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1945 Oh it’s you… 1.1721 0.03432 122 101 21 0
1946 My bark is worse than my bite. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1947 ”It was easier than a hammock.” 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1948 I’m so sorry but the role has been phylled. 1.1720 0.04743 93 80 10 3
1949 I've chosen to identify as male. Do you have a problem with that? 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1950 Democrat | Republican 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
1951 Do you think a pocket square would be too much? 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
1952 We have shared the same root system for ten years today! Don't you remember? 1.1719 0.04166 128 111 12 5
1953 I wanna hold your roots. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
1954 They say dress for the job you want. I want to be a middle manager. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
1955 I can’t. I’m all tied up today. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1956 All dressed up and no way to go 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
1957 You didn't get the e-mail? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
1958 I have not mastered the Windsor knot yet. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1959 I don't know... something about being out of yellow ribbon. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1960 Ed, The Universe has habits, not rules. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1961 It’s been more than four hours. Think I should call a doctor? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1962 Can you tell it’s not a real collar? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1963 And now they’re making us return to the office just when we laid down roots! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1964 I said business casual 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1965 They told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
1966 I promise, I will never leaf you! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1967 I'm ready for Disco Night! 1.1712 0.03813 111 93 17 1
1968 Gent-TREE-fication. 1.1712 0.04592 111 97 9 5
1969 I’m shooting for a notch above 'business casual' but a notch below 'cocktail' attire. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1970 Look, it's clear we need a branch manager and I think you're just the person to do it. 1.1712 0.04410 111 96 11 4
1971 What? No one told me it was casual Friday! 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1972 Every year, one of the stripes disappears and I get a new ring. 1.1712 0.04022 111 94 15 2
1973 When Autumn comes, I'm still going to look good. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1974 No more casual Fridays. 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
1975 I didn't know it was business casual. 1.1709 0.04256 117 101 12 4
1976 Don't forget - we've got the leaf-peepers coming in! 1.1709 0.04079 117 100 14 3
1977 You have to keep growing if you want to contribute to society 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
1978 It helps them see the trees for the forest. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
1979 ...Suited and Rooted! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
1980 Ughh funghinet is slow again… 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
1981 Be honest,can you tell this is a clip-on? 1.1704 0.04276 135 119 9 7
1982 Hi, I'm Tom from the Executive Branch. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
1983 I never know what's appropriate to wear anymore. 1.1702 0.04933 94 82 8 4
1984 Wow! You’re really dressed to the tree! I didn’t get the memo… 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1985 Well, I guess it is up to the birds and the bees. 1.1702 0.05160 94 83 6 5
1986 I hope I make the cut! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
1987 My roots have me feeling tied down. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
1988 They might move me to a new branch. I hope I can keep working from home. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
1989 They may dress me up in a tie, but I’m still just a paper pusher 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1990 Regarding last night... ehmm... I guess you better get checked for woodworm... 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1991 I heard stripes are slimming. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
1992 I decided to try harder this year to make the leaves stay. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1993 Glad Afros are back in vogue! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1994 How do I tie my tie you ask? Easy, I use my limbs. 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
1995 Don't you feel tied down enough, Carl? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1996 Just my luck! After all the time and effort I go to, the Senate changes their dress code! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1997 Florida history book version of a necktie party 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
1998 Can you fix my tie? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1999 In my opinion you are not going anywhere... 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2000 Dress for the tree you want to be. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2001 I’m dioecious, how about you 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
2002 I learned on YewTube, of course. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2003 The invitation said it was a Black Oak event! 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
2004 I have a Zoom meeting with the Forest Service at 1:00. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
2005 It’s obvious I branched off. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2006 I'm not sure if I have the length just right. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
2007 I don’t think I’m going to be able to make that interview. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2008 Bold move showing up to work naked. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2009 Chlorophyll is for closers 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
2010 They’re gonna turn me into a business textbook.” 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2011 I thought we were gathering for canapés, but you’re saying it’s for canopy? 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2012 BE MINE. I PROMISE NEVER TO UPROOT YOU. I JUST WANT TO BRANCH OUT WITH YOU. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2013 ...only then did I realize she said I should try tai chi 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2014 How would I know... I don’t have arms or hands either. 1.1698 0.04734 106 93 8 5
2015 I got a job interview at Dunder Mifflin Scranton offices. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2016 Let's tie one on! 1.1698 0.04126 106 90 14 2
2017 That's so you can tell the trees from the forest 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2018 Does this tie go with my roots? 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2019 That helps, but your hair is still a mess. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2020 I know. But it beats the hell out of a yellow ribbon. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2021 I'm telling you, they pee on me less now. 1.1698 0.04540 106 92 10 4
2022 They said they could use me at a law firm. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2023 Unfortunately, we have a stricter dress code at my branch 1.1698 0.03902 106 89 16 1
2024 I have a Zoom call later today...working from home. 1.1698 0.04338 106 91 12 3
2025 Not another tirade! 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2026 I'm all dressed up and have nowhere to go. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2027 I always screw up the Full Windsor.. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2028 Yeah, it WAS hard without a mirror. 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2029 Well I want to look good if I am going to be someone's dining room table. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2030 There's no easy way to say this, son--your Uncle Marty's a table now. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2031 My aborist thought a pop of color would draw more attention to my bark. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2032 Is this o.k. for business casual? 1.1696 0.04185 112 96 13 3
2033 No it doesn't mean I will join the board. 1.1696 0.03781 112 94 17 1
2034 For this autumn, I thought I’d try something different. 1.1696 0.03988 112 95 15 2
2035 Can I talk to you about LDS? 1.1696 0.04727 112 99 7 6
2036 I'm sorry, I forgot that it was casual Friday. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2037 I'm in plastics." 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
2038 You do know that horizontal stripes aren't exactly slimming! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
2039 Look what they've done! As if I wasn't tied down enough already! 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
2040 What the hell is Black Tie Optional? 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2041 I don’t get no respect. I looked up my family tree and found 3 dogs using it. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2042 Maybe now they’ll treet me with respect 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2043 An ascot would have been too much. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2044 It hides my ring around the collar. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2045 You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2046 Do not disturb. I've got a love nest going on up there. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2047 I feel our roots connecting. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2048 I would have preferred a yellow ribbon. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2049 I have a job interview at an environmental agency. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2050 I thought 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2051 I think we both know who is getting that promotion! 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2052 Does this tie make me look deciduous?" 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2053 I always dress for the occasion,but I can’t do a thing with my leaves. 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2054 Does this make my trunk look fat? 1.1683 0.04465 101 87 11 3
2055 I don't know about you darling, but I feel like we're growing apart. 1.1683 0.04238 101 86 13 2
2056 My wife says thay even though I'm working remotely, I still need to wear a tie. 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2057 The pants didn't work out. 1.1683 0.04682 101 88 9 4
2058 Father’s Day came early 1.1683 0.03997 101 85 15 1
2059 Now they won't notice when I go bald this winter. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2060 Our park was just adopted by Diane Keaton. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2061 It helps me get in the door without getting made into one. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2062 My love, dear Terry The Tree, I need to live my best life - which now includes an upgrade of my wood-robe. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2063 I couldn’t find a yellow one. 1.1682 0.04090 107 91 14 2
2064 I was adopted as a corporate carbon offset. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2065 You know they said they wanted aa formal garden. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2066 In 50 years our leaves will touch but my tie will have choked me to death. 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2067 Yep. Finally found a work from home job. 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2068 It's called Sprucing up! 1.1682 0.04300 107 92 12 3
2069 I dunno Woody, I’m all spruced up and no where to go. 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2070 I thought I would try a new look this fall. 1.1682 0.03633 107 89 18 0
2071 I wanted a yellow ribbon, but they said that was out-of-date history now. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2072 The way I look at it, without deploying a little sartorial splendor, people see you more as forest than for the tree that you are trying to be. 1.1682 0.04692 107 94 8 5
2073 Does this make me look like I have too much junk in my trunk? 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2074 Don’t worry. I’ll always have roots here. 1.1682 0.04500 107 93 10 4
2075 Speaking of knots, it’s a Windsor. 1.1682 0.03868 107 90 16 1
2076 Sure, it looks good. But what about when the seasons change? I can't take it off. I don't have hands. THIS TIE IS A PRISON MARTY! 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2077 I’m being promoted to the lumber yard later today.” 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2078 Folks without the ties are the first to get the axe. 1.1681 0.04337 113 98 11 4
2079 …..What? 1.1681 0.04151 113 97 13 3
2080 Honestly, I just need a hug. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2081 Yes, darling. I also feel a distance. 1.1681 0.03956 113 96 15 2
2082 My entire life I’ve been raised to be FSC certified! Oh, the places I’ll go, the things I’ll see, and the experiences I’m gonna have - you can’t even imagine! 1.1681 0.03751 113 95 17 1
2083 I always like to dress professionally when I’m starting a new branch. 1.1681 0.04516 113 99 9 5
2084 I'd advise putting on your best. There's rumor of another downsizing going through the forest. 1.1679 0.03619 131 111 18 2
2085 I'm interviewing. Time to branch out. 1.1667 0.05058 96 85 6 5
2086 Do I look fat in this tie? 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
2087 I can't wait to get out of this monkey suit. I hate this commute! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2088 I’m going as Don King 1.1667 0.04651 108 95 8 5
2089 I'm interviewing for a new position. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2090 I think the squirrel’s roommate knows not to go up. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2091 Maybe now people will tell us apart. Tyler: Tyler has the tie. Noah: Noah has no tie. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2092 When the law arrives with their chainsaws, I will be fine, you don't understand that white collar targets never get punished! -Joe Ryan 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2093 Not the Yellow Ribbon I had expected! 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2094 I heard chainsaws. I'm hoping they'll think I'm one of them. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2095 Party’s at 7. You going? 1.1667 0.03924 114 97 15 2
2096 My bark keeps it from slipping down.... 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2097 If they could just focus on the forest, then what I'm wearing wouldn't matter anymore. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2098 Hi, are you my Uber? 1.1667 0.05059 90 79 7 4
2099 I thought this was a formal affair. 1.1667 0.04301 114 99 11 4
2100 Do you think this tie makes my butt look too big ? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2101 I'm a mature tree. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2102 Baby, you make my sap boil. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2103 I am just grateful I can work remotely. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2104 It's only an internship, but they said with a little hard work, I could be a china cabinet or an armoire. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2105 I decided to branch out into politics 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2106 I hear they're thinking of trimming the executive branch. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2107 Have you heard about all the fires recently? I heard the only way to survive in this climate is to try to blend in. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2108 Don't be a stick in the mud. 1.1667 0.04117 114 98 13 3
2109 Step 1: Dress for the job you want. 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2110 I thought it was worth a shot. The loggers and poachers might take me more seriously and pass on chopping me down. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2111 You gotta dress for season you want, not what you have. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2112 I've had it. 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2113 I just realized two dreadful things—you're naked and I"m overdressed! 1.1667 0.04806 90 78 9 3
2114 I borrowed it from the spruce tree 1.1667 0.03804 120 102 16 2
2115 Be honest. Does it make my neck look shorter? 1.1667 0.04263 108 93 12 3
2116 I haven't figured out shirt and pants yet. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2117 I heard Joyce Kilmer was stopping by. 1.1667 0.03961 102 86 15 1
2118 Just don't fall while I'm gone: Nobody will hear you! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2119 And you won't change your position on this because why exactly? 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2120 You really should have been at your brother's wedding, Carl. 1.1667 0.04199 102 87 13 2
2121 Can you come a bit closer? 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2122 They don’t cut down the mature trees. 1.1667 0.03708 102 85 17 0
2123 My other tie has little drawings of tire swings all over it. 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2124 They’re making cuts for Christmas again. 1.1667 0.04424 102 88 11 3
2125 The interview went ok, they said I haven’t got enough rings of experience 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2126 Yeah, it started when i suggested we get curry tonight and my wife asked for Thai. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2127 Mildred your roots are showing. 1.1667 0.04055 108 92 14 2
2128 Even though I’m working from home, I still like to dress like I’m going to the office. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2129 Don’t look at me like that! Just because they’re making cuts doesn’t mean it will be me 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2130 It’s leaf peeper season, show some respect” 1.1667 0.04639 102 89 9 4
2131 If you want to be office supplies, you have to dress the part. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2132 Thank you for helping me tie that knot… 1.1667 0.04461 108 94 10 4
2133 I thought, if I want to to maintain my reputation as a 'stately elm', I have to class things up a bit. 1.1654 0.03834 127 109 15 3
2134 My AI mistranslated “Tie a yellow ribbon.” 1.1654 0.03493 127 107 19 1
2135 I have absolutely no idea. 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2136 Is it Friday already? 1.1653 0.03775 121 103 16 2
2137 The Giving Tree" was banned again 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
2138 I've decided to work from home. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2139 I wear a tie because I’m going places. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2140 I heard Autumn is coming. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
2141 I don’t care what Woodchuck Schumer says… an orchard’s got to have standards. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
2142 Too much fall color? 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2143 Does the tie come from previous season?" "Yes, but it's always an evergreen 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
2144 It's not a demolition flag it's a neck tie. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2145 Forgot something, Fetterman? 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2146 I’m running for chairman of the board. 1.1651 0.04020 109 93 14 2
2147 Does this tie go when fall colors? 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2148 I was treated very very badly by the courts. Very unfair. But we will win in 2025 , even if I'm a tree. The very winningest tree in the forest...And this is not a hair piece. It' s my real hair 1.1651 0.04611 109 96 8 5
2149 Got dressed for the office, but guess I am rooted here. 1.1651 0.03803 109 92 16 1
2150 No dear. I don't think that bark makes you look fat. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2151 Honey , you can't really throw shade ! 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2152 I'm trying out some old things I had put away in my trunk. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2153 If this works, it will save both of us. 1.1651 0.04423 109 95 10 4
2154 I don’t know where it came from, but I think it looks classy. 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2155 Since we were pruned, I’ve just felt naked! Ellen Sullivan Plum Island, MA 1.1651 0.04226 109 94 12 3
2156 I'm interviewing today to become a board member. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2157 When the leaves fall, it makes you feel not so naked! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2158 My mother says it’ll distract from this awful haircut. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2159 “Mom always said I need to put down roots.” 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2160 They said if I went into the office I wouldn’t become paper. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2161 Say 'hello' to the new branch manager. 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
2162 The real question is how do I untie it? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2163 I've always dressed for the job I want. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
2164 Looks like it’s just you and me, sis. They took Mom and Dad away this morning. 1.1650 0.04799 103 91 7 5
2165 We're descended, you know, from a very distinguished line of family trees. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
2166 I have to get back to the office, or else I'm chopped. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
2167 The song is, 'tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree', this is clearly a double wide Windsor knot! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2168 Broccoli impersonator isn’t a real job, Steve 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
2169 I heard that personnel cuts began. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
2170 Laurel and who? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
2171 I thought that you said you were already dressed. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2172 I’m he/him/his 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2173 Ever since they came and trimmed my branches, I thought I should dress up a bit more. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
2174 The stripes go well with my rings. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
2175 You bet your ash those sons of birches will think I'm poplar now that I'm all spruced up! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
2176 I get no tree-spect, no tree-spect". -Rodtree Dangerfiel 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2177 Of course I tried to center the dimple. But, come on, I have no arms! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2178 My pronouns are “it” and “that tree.” 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2179 I prefer Tinder to Grindr. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2180 My wife said the tie really spruces up my look 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2181 It’s my ‘party on top, business in the middle’ look. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2182 I think it’s important to tie the knot before we cross pollinate. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2183 And then that pine tree over there said, 'Spruce up! Fall's coming' 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2184 So when the golfers stop by and have to relieve themselves they will know which is the boys tree. 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
2185 Full Windsor or Four in Hand? I'm indeciduous. 1.1639 0.04092 122 106 12 4
2186 May I tap your root? 1.1639 0.04255 122 107 10 5
2187 Well this is awkward if I ever want to root elsewhere. 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2188 She arrived with a yellow ribbon but I asked her to find something that allowed me to embrace my gender identity 1.1638 0.04405 116 102 9 5
2189 Well, when the leaves fall, I’m dressed. 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
2190 This corporate culture is choking me !! 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2191 Laugh if you want...but which of the two of us do you think they'll cut down...huh? 1.1636 0.03771 110 93 16 1
2192 Thanks. It took me forever to get it tied. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2193 Arbor Day. 1.1636 0.04190 110 95 12 3
2194 I think it read Business Attire." 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2195 would you marry me" 1.1636 0.03986 110 94 14 2
2196 The squirrels helped me. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2197 I heard that the Parks Department is taking out every other tree. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2198 I hope that tall dog stays home. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2199 I want to distract people before all my leaves fall out. 1.1635 0.04948 104 93 5 6
2200 Actually it helps to hide my rings. 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2201 I can't help if my power tie makes you feel underdressed, Kirk." 1.1635 0.04124 104 89 13 2
2202 I’ve been holding off but my leaves are turning brown so I think it’s time to dye my roots. 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2203 I have a meeting with the developer today. 1.1635 0.04555 104 91 9 4
2204 Do you think I should've gone with the bow tie? I should've gone with the bow tie? Right? Right! 1.1635 0.04345 104 90 11 3
2205 I forgot it was Friday. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2206 I felt an ascot would be too much for a first date. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2207 A Shakespeare troupe is coming to the park and I hate that no one dresses for the theatre anymore. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2208 And if things work out, I hope one day to become a dance floor. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2209 Are you playing rootsie with me? 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2210 Yeah, some trees just give and give and give and get diddly squat in return. I’m lucky - at least my kid got me a tie! 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2211 Stop acting like like an old growth, Hal. It's called 'curb appeal'. 1.1633 0.04516 98 85 10 3
2212 Too dressy for Arbor Day? 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2213 I thought they said "sartorial" not "arboreal." 1.1633 0.04023 98 83 14 1
2214 This may bring the huggers back. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2215 The arborist is coming to have a look at me today so I have to spruce up. 1.1633 0.04277 98 84 12 2
2216 You know, settle down, have a few saplings. 1.1633 0.04743 98 86 8 4
2217 They have to see I'm too important to cut down, right? 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2218 It doesn't matter if I work from home. Rules are rules. 1.1630 0.04708 92 80 9 3
2219 The Wizard agreed to our terms if we scare the girl and her three friends. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2220 But will it still look good with my fall colors? 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2221 You are correct, my dear. A gentleman should never ask how many rings you have around your trunk. 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2222 Got it on sale at Jos. A Bark 1.1630 0.03872 92 77 15 0
2223 You're lucky...you're not tied down. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2224 So far really disappointed in these monthly swag boxes. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2225 So I says to the sewer guy, ‘Rooter? I hardly know her!’ 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
2226 If you stopped throwing shade, we'd have a better relationship. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
2227 Dang it, I always forget casual Friday! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
2228 I tell you Casual Fir Day isn’t going to last. 1.1624 0.04198 117 102 11 4
2229 It was extremely difficult since I don't have any hands! 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2230 Don't worry about your puny limbs,we're both going to be studs someday. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2231 They say you’ve got to dress up to meet the best birds. 1.1624 0.04018 117 101 13 3
2232 They thought I was mansplaining, but in fact I was just pollinating 1.1624 0.04370 117 103 9 5
2233 In order to survive we need to be rooted in tradition. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2234 I'm trying to impress the local druid. 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2235 I hate Arbor Day. 1.1622 0.04532 111 98 8 5
2236 I figured, let Fetterman do his thing and I’ll do my thing. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2237 Boy, did I tie one on last night! 1.1622 0.03953 111 95 14 2
2238 There are a few openings here in the topiary division, but you'd need to abide by the dress code. 1.1622 0.04155 111 96 12 3
2239 I’ve just got one word for you. Plastics. 1.1622 0.03740 111 94 16 1
2240 Some of us still honor the old ways. 1.1619 0.04712 105 93 7 5
2241 I'm just counting the decades till casual Friday. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2242 And it's organic. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2243 I dress up when the dog comes to visit. 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2244 I succumbed to a moment of ennui and despair. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2245 Tis the season for a little corporate treason. 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2246 I don’t know what to do with my garden leave 1.1619 0.03857 105 89 15 1
2247 I used to be a tree hugger like you! 1.1619 0.04306 105 91 11 3
2248 I’m interviewing for the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree for this year. 1.1619 0.04088 105 90 13 2
2249 I can't wait for dress-down Friday. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2250 We're not going to the same Fall Festival Party, are we? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2251 I identify as he/fir. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2252 It’s to divert them from finding out how we really communicate underground. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2253 I landed an audition for 'The Giving Tree' live action musical 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2254 I was drinking and I tied one on. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2255 And now they want me to commute. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2256 Pardon me sir or madam, have you heard the good news? 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2257 I'm all dressed up today hoping that you would come over. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2258 Let me assure you...I am NOT fit to be tied! 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2259 I told you the other palm tree companies were all bark and no bite. 1.1616 0.04473 99 86 10 3
2260 It was better than a carving. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2261 I’m telling ya man, we can’t just coast on our laurels this year. We gotta give ‘em a little extra fall color. 1.1616 0.03986 99 84 14 1
2262 Can you help me take it off... 1.1616 0.04698 99 87 8 4
2263 I’m on track to ditch this slim tie for a regular one in just 78 more years. 1.1616 0.04237 99 85 12 2
2264 I can’t believe they’re making me go back into the office, right after I put down roots! 1.1616 0.03718 99 83 16 0
2265 'I finally learned to tie a Windsor." 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2266 Well, when you get chopped down for being "just another tree," I'll remember all these hurtful words. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2267 I'm working from home, it's awesome! 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2268 I wanted to spruce myself up for summer. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2269 I realize it's a clip on, but maples aren't known for their knots. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2270 Glad not to be deciduous and keeping our cover for the cold months ahead 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2271 Can you believe it took me 58 years to learn how to tie a tie? 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2272 But then Chuck Schumer said I didn't have to wear it. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2273 If we don’t leave now, we’ll be late 1.1613 0.03508 124 105 18 1
2274 I'm really gonna need you to start taking being a tree a bit more seriously, Tom. 1.1613 0.04128 93 79 13 1
2275 Dress for the sustainably responsible product you want to become, I say. 1.1613 0.04402 93 80 11 2
2276 I figured it was time for me to branch out. 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2277 It’s casual Friday? 1.1610 0.04164 118 103 11 4
2278 Anyway, so I planted myself in the Bahamas, but grew from a sapling here in the US and I'm saving a bundle on taxes 1.1610 0.04335 118 104 9 5
2279 Before you ask, it's a half-windsor 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
2280 No, I’m overdressed. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2281 What are you wearing for Halloween? 1.1609 0.05137 87 77 6 4
2282 Guess what, honey? We’re going to have a Sprout! 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
2283 I might need you for a copy of my resume. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2284 One day, I’m gonna leaf this crummy town, you’ll see! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2285 Are you sure it’s straight, I’ve got a date tonight? 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2286 What do you mean this isn't the right way to knot? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2287 Johnson your numbers on shade and air production are great but your appearance just isn’t bearing fruit… 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2288 Are they making you return to the office? 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2289 Looking like you trimmed a few pounds. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2290 Well I'm off to my new job at the lumber mill! They said I didn't need to wear a tie but I figured why not dress to impress? 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2291 Maybe if I pretend to work for that corporation, they’ll be less inclined to cut us down!” 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2292 My trunk is stronger with an extra knot. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2293 You couldn't spruce up for Mother Nature? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2294 When autumn comes and my leaves fall, I still like to be dressed. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2295 So much for casual fir days. 1.1604 0.03581 106 89 17 0
2296 Off to work... It's high pressure, hope I don't get stumped. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2297 If you don't mind, would you please tell me your preferred pronouns? 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2298 You are always sooo critical. Why don't you try tying this Double Windsor without any hands! 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2299 I'm hoping to move to a different branch. 1.1604 0.03824 106 90 15 1
2300 Your father arranged this, didn’t he? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2301 I am trying to pass as a conservative. So I identify as a straight, white male. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2302 Does this tie help camouflage the junk in my trunk? 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2303 I'm tired of the hoodie. 1.1604 0.04052 106 91 13 2
2304 Could you help me to take off this tie? 1.1604 0.04474 106 93 9 4
2305 When I go down, I go down in style. 1.1604 0.04268 106 92 11 3
2306 You're thinking of Kevin. My name is Daniel. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2307 Not to throw shade but you’re a little underdressed. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2308 Of course it's chafing, but I need the job. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2309 And it can double as a thong. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2310 You couldn't even find your clip-on? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2311 You dress for the forest you want to be in. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2312 I'll admit that I struggle with the Double Windsor. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2313 This way I won’t feel so naked when my leaves drop. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2314 I’m entering my Venerable Old Oak era. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2315 I thought I’d look good for the tree huggers 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2316 I'm a never-nude 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2317 Should I try a different shade ? 1.1597 0.03955 119 103 13 3
2318 You are such a birch. 1.1597 0.03771 119 102 15 2
2319 I gotta be me! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2320 I got a new job as an Arborist! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2321 I didn't get the memo about casual Friday. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2322 I’m running to be the next board member. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2323 I just hope this new look will prevent me from getting the axe. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2324 I’d rather have a yellow ribbon. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2325 I'm going for the position as branch manager. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2326 He wood and she wood 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2327 I figure if we want respect we need to dress the part. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2328 Yellow, pink and rainbow ribbons were fine when I was young, but I'm older more conservative now. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2329 How can you just go naked like that? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2330 Look honey, I just got promoted to branch manager! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2331 Aren't you dressing up for leaf-peeping season? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2332 She told me to get the stick out of my hollow! I’ve don’t think I’m that stuck up; do you? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2333 Self -anthropomorism. I'm hoping for the best. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2334 I've got a job interview this afternoon 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
2335 Apparently we make good dressers so I decided to give it a try. 1.1593 0.04456 113 100 8 5
2336 I've grown cones. Will you still be my friend if I reassign evergreen? 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2337 Wait! It's our 1,000th anniversary. You didn't dress up! 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2338 Sorry I barked at you last night. By the way, your canopy looks FABULIOUS. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2339 Fancy this neck of the wood 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2340 It’s important to look professional in online meetings. 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2341 I want to show I'm a working tree. 1.1589 0.03791 107 91 15 1
2342 Ugh, I always overdress. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2343 Dignified? Do you actually think that I tied this on myself? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2344 Darn! I forgot it was casual Friday! 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2345 I thought it would make me look trim. 1.1589 0.04231 107 93 11 3
2346 Do you think cornrows would be too much? 1.1589 0.04017 107 92 13 2
2347 Would the clip-on have been better? 1.1589 0.04434 107 94 9 4
2348 I told you getting perms together wasn’t a good idea. We should have gotten ❤️tattoos instead. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
2349 I was considering a bow tie, but that would look silly on a tree. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2350 I'm not sure this is what they meant by 'Tie one on'" 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2351 I specifically asked for a bow tie! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2352 I'd be stiff with or without a tie 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2353 FEAR OF COMMITMENT?! I'M ROOTED TO YOU! WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?! 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2354 I was told it was a Weather Event. 1.1584 0.04610 101 89 8 4
2355 You don't like it? Try and accept me for who I am, knots and all. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2356 I hope this will keep male bears from hugging and climbing in me! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2357 Well, you had your roots colored. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2358 It's a formal event but I just don't know how I'm going to get there. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2359 I can’t be a paper pusher forever. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2360 A little too overdressed, I must say. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2361 Oh hey. You trim up nicely. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2362 The commute is even worse. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2363 I've got a date with a fig tree. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
2364 Maybe now they’ll take global warming seriously. 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
2365 Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That's what I always say. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2366 Preppies have marked me for felling. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2367 Guess you didn’t go to parochial schools? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2368 I heard that I have a date with a lumberjack 1.1579 0.04240 114 100 10 4
2369 They say it makes your trunk look bigger 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2370 I told the park's landscaper it was formal. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2371 And then she hugged me! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2372 I thought we both agreed to tie one on. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2373 Yeah... it's a Windsor knot. I don't think I could have figured out how to tie it on my own without the help of the birds on the second level. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2374 Ooh, you grabbed my root! 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2375 Before the enchantment I worked at Brooks Brothers. 1.1579 0.04807 95 84 7 4
2376 I have one word for you: Photosynthetics. 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
2377 But does it assert that I'm outstanding in my field? 1.1579 0.04053 114 99 12 3
2378 I don’t know what to tell you, my hands are tied. 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2379 Did you log in my Amazon Prime again? 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
2380 No, the invite said Earth Day suit! 1.1579 0.04568 95 83 9 3
2381 What's the occasion? 1.1579 0.03650 114 97 16 1
2382 I'm interviewing to be part of the podium in the upcoming elections. 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2383 Seriously, that's going to keep you from being cut down?? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2384 The Druids had more eco-sensibilities. 1.1574 0.04588 108 96 7 5
2385 Are you a Maple? Sugar 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2386 They say Afros are coming back. 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2387 Did I overdress? 1.1574 0.03982 108 93 13 2
2388 You've committed "treeson!" 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2389 The original fashion trunk show. 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2390 Oh, come on! I'm a formali-tree! 1.1574 0.04395 108 95 9 4
2391 Just wait'll she sees my real knot! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
2392 Tie-died. It's when you die because you don't wear a tie. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2393 Why haven't you applied for the new update? The chicks flock to me now. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2394 I said to myself, "What's worse? Wearing this tie, or Susan Collins in a bikini?' 1.1573 0.05028 89 79 6 4
2395 No I can't tie your tie. I barely got mine on. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2396 Senator Fetterman really has no excuse. 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2397 The logging company put this on me. I'm scared." 1.1573 0.04767 89 78 8 3
2398 So, there’s this thing called Carbon Credits… 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
2399 I’m turning over a new leaf! 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2400 This way I'll be sure not to miss my GQ magazine delivery 1.1570 0.04233 121 107 9 5
2401 Does this tie make me look essential? 1.1570 0.03523 121 103 17 1
2402 its formal friday 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2403 Two squirrels are having sex in my branches. 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2404 Building a nest egg as a Branch manager, It’s a good life, you’re welcome. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2405 How are those Tree-P-S reports coming along? 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2406 Trunk-tied 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2407 Yellow ribbons are for girls 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2408 Don’t lean in too much to the casual atmosphere here, or you’ll get the axe. 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2409 This tie makes me feel stiff as a board 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2410 You're naked. 1.1569 0.04775 102 91 6 5
2411 Where is "the office?" 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2412 Sorry that the Maui branch got fired. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2413 I just learned how to tie it--not how to get it off! 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2414 Honey I thought you said we were going to the Olive Garden 1.1569 0.03878 102 87 14 1
2415 We had record growth this year, why worry about getting axed? 1.1569 0.04350 102 89 10 3
2416 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Only if the tie is loud enough! 1.1569 0.04567 102 90 8 4
2417 I want my outside knots to match my inside knots. 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2418 I dunno, I just felt like sprucing up” 1.1569 0.04120 102 88 12 2
2419 I don’t know why the arborist insists on ‘fros’ for both of us? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2420 I say NO to the new Senate dress code. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2421 Laundry day? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2422 I start my new job at the lumber mill today! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
2423 But is it ‘Giving’ ? 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
2424 I told her I can’t go. My roots are dug into deep here. 1.1562 0.04984 96 86 5 5
2425 It’s so wrong. They didn’t even ask me my pronoun preference! 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2426 Am I overdressed? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2427 I'm hoping to become company letterhead paper 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2428 Does it make me look too stilted? 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2429 You'll have to trim that to play sports in in Texas, son. 1.1562 0.04984 96 86 5 5
2430 Big day. Our little sapling is getting pruned. 1.1562 0.04274 96 83 11 2
2431 I hope to work at the Corporate Office one day. 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2432 And then they asked, if I fell in the forest , would I make a soun 1.1562 0.04523 96 84 9 3
2433 I'm worried there will be cutbacks at work because of the economy. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2434 I love these unisex hair styles! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2435 Hello. Do you have a few decades to hear the good news of our Lord and Savior? 1.1560 0.04548 109 97 7 5
2436 I'm leaving you, figuratively. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2437 I'm a trans human. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2438 My friend died of ash borer disease, and I have a stump grinding to go to. 1.1560 0.04548 109 97 7 5
2439 It turns out money does not grow on trees or at the New York Stock Exchange. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2440 Thankfully, it’s a work from home position. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2441 Sorry. But the answer is still “No”. And BTW, that’s not a ribbon, it is not yellow and you are not an oak tree. 1.1556 0.04717 90 79 8 3
2442 It’s my mature growth phase 1.1556 0.03915 135 119 11 5
2443 Grow away! It’s the tie fungus! 1.1556 0.04154 90 77 12 1
2444 All these years and you're still in the same spot; I think you have a terrible fear of commitment. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2445 Yep. A mulching service for another Ash friend. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2446 Money doesn't just grow on me. 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2447 I'm trim now, right? They won't need those big scissors anymore? 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2448 They’re wearing them thinner now. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2449 OK. I'm sorry. Now please let your roots cuddle with my mine. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2450 Looks like your the one getting the axe 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2451 Hey Bud, Casual Friday is tomorrow 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2452 She left me for an evergreen. 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2453 Im going to a photosynthesis board meeting. 1.1553 0.03843 103 88 14 1
2454 ‘come-on. “it’s the wolf of wall street”—Terrifying while still subtle.’ 1.1553 0.04083 103 89 12 2
2455 Do you think they’ll be able to tell I’m not wearing pants? 1.1553 0.04310 103 90 10 3
2456 How on earth did you tie that tie?" "Oh, I'm rooted in the don't-go-out-on-a-limb movement. I only ever use clip-ons! 1.1553 0.04731 103 92 6 5
2457 You promise this falls off come October? 1.1552 0.03794 116 100 14 2
2458 Johnny’s invite said black-tie optional. Let it go, man. 1.1552 0.03591 116 99 16 1
2459 It’s hard to conceal my ever growing arbor for you! 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2460 The limit's changed. I'm a city tree now... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2461 Did you hear me? I said I’m ‘dressed to the pines’. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2462 I tell you... I don't get no respect. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
2463 I'm not comfortable with the new Congressional dress code. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
2464 You come here often? 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2465 I'm asking my girlfriend to tie the knot. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
2466 Did you hear about Larry? He fell last week and no one even said anything 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2467 I never seem to get the memo. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2468 The boredom is excruciating. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2469 They want us in the office 3 days a week. 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2470 I've got wood. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2471 Well of course the collar IS fake. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2472 It's just a Zoom meeting. Nobody will see my roots. 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2473 I spotted an attractive Japanese maple across the yard, and I wanted to make a good impression. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2474 It was even harder getting the belt on. 1.1546 0.04713 97 86 7 4
2475 Of course tying a Windsor knot was hard. Tying any knot is hard. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2476 It makes people take my leaflets more seriously 1.1546 0.04232 97 84 11 2
2477 Wait, I could just be me? 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2478 For the fall formal. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2479 I thought I'd make an effort for Arbor Day ! 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2480 But I don't want to be a formal dining room table. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2481 I'M GOING FORMAL - WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 1.1545 0.03915 110 95 13 2
2482 I have an interview today. You know I've always wanted to be a bowling alley. 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2483 If you like dad jokes, you’re in for a tree-t 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2484 What are you expecting ... a yellow ribbon? 1.1538 0.03955 117 102 12 3
2485 Nice bush! 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2486 How else will they take me seriously? 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2487 Hey, photosynthesising hard or hardly photosynthesising? 1.1538 0.04923 91 81 6 4
2488 Could you untie this for me? 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2489 They were out of yellow ribbons. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2490 I've been ordered bark to work. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2491 I have an audition for the new 'Hobbit' prequel. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2492 I’m celebrating my two hundredth birthday. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2493 It's one thing to be rooted and another to be tied down. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2494 Nice haircut. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2495 You’re underdressed! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2496 I prefer this kind of knot. Makes it harder to guess my age. 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2497 Must be fall because you've changed, man... 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2498 All dressed up, and no feet. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2499 You really need to put down roots and find a career. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2500 That’s right, our new life insurance policies still cover lightning and fire but with an exclusion when caused by global warming. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2501 I felt I needed something to set me apart from the crowd. 1.1538 0.03764 117 101 14 2
2502 Wait, so, today is Picture Day?? Damn, I wore this same tie last year! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2503 How's retirement going, Ash? 1.1538 0.04046 104 90 12 2
2504 Well, I think it makes me look more professional. 1.1538 0.03809 104 89 14 1
2505 So you're saying its not Arbor Day? 1.1538 0.04484 104 92 8 4
2506 You’d be prettier if you smiled. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2507 I just finished The Giving Tree. If that little boy comes back again, I’m just gonna give him investment advice. 1.1538 0.04271 104 91 10 3
2508 ‘I just leave it tied because I don’t have hands’ 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2509 Oh no! No! You are actually my first cousin!!! 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2510 They say that you should dress for the job you want. 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2511 I can’t keep telling you everything through the soil, Paul 1.1532 0.04087 111 97 11 3
2512 Come on, dude, we’re not on Zoom anymore. 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2513 Wanted to make an effort to look good for you. 1.1532 0.03665 111 95 15 1
2514 Oh, don't worry. It's a clip on. 1.1532 0.04283 111 98 9 4
2515 Wanna go out? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2516 Deer prefer the bark of immature trees. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2517 I thought we were supposed to be dressing business casual. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2518 Our roots can intertwine and no one will ever know. 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2519 In zoom meetings I only wear formals on my bust ;) 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2520 . That's right, you heard me, three days a week 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2521 Forest casual is so out...... 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2522 Peter, I swear if you steal my tie like you stole my hair, I'm gonna come over there... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2523 Look son, I built this company from the ground up. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2524 Horizontal lines are supposed to prevent thinning, right? 1.1525 0.03924 118 103 12 3
2525 I'm running for the Senate. 1.1525 0.04104 118 104 10 4
2526 It’s the best my fashion stylist could come up with. 1.1524 0.04010 105 91 12 2
2527 Geeeze, no one told ME casual dress!” 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2528 I put the tie on so when the hair falls out next month I’m not naked. 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2529 I still love ya, brother. But I've gotta be me! 1.1524 0.03775 105 90 14 1
2530 If you want to go places, you need to dress for success. 1.1524 0.04444 105 93 8 4
2531 The Corporate Tree seeks advice from the Giving Tree 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2532 I've been working on our new Growth Strategy 1.1524 0.04232 105 92 10 3
2533 I'm hoping I'm not the one who gets the axe. 1.1522 0.03765 92 78 14 0
2534 Dress for the job you want, I always say 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2535 pants are overrated 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2536 You know it wouldn't hurt you to dress up once in while. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2537 They called me back in to the office. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2538 I now wish it was a clip on. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2539 Why the tie? I heard the arborist is coming for a special inspection. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2540 I wish we had casual Friday at our office. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2541 You can do more from INSIDE the system. 1.1522 0.04620 92 81 8 3
2542 I'm all dressed up and unable to go! 1.1522 0.04872 92 82 6 4
2543 Does the colors of my tie accentuates the bark 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2544 I overheard our landowner say that he was taking me out today. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2545 I was hoping for a yellow ribbon 1.1522 0.04070 92 79 12 1
2546 What did the senior Senator say to the freshman Senator? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2547 At least I wore a tie, you wore nothing, what were you thinking? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2548 I don't care if Fashion Week is over! It just feels good to dress up, ok? 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2549 Sorry to leave. Im late for my interview for branch manager. 1.1522 0.04354 92 80 10 2
2550 I'm trying to get back to my roots. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2551 I just wanted to add a little color before Autumn 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
2552 You can be knotty if you want. Me, I want to be natty. 1.1518 0.03849 112 97 13 2
2553 A guy should dress up when he opens a new branch. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2554 It's called the Fall Formal for a reason, Becky. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2555 What, you've never seen a branch manager before? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2556 I'm thinking of running for the Green Party 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2557 You must have missed the memo. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2558 I have the meeting with the boss today, dear. Wish me luck! 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2559 I've been offered a new branch but it means uprooting. 1.1515 0.04393 99 87 9 3
2560 I've been invited to The Woodchopper's Ball, whatever that is! 1.1515 0.03622 99 84 15 0
2561 I tried out for the “ Wizard of Oz “ but didn’t have any fruit to throw let alone arms to pitch.” R.L. Russell 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2562 I'm meeting a client, my leaves aren't red are they? 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2563 It makes me look taller! 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2564 No, it’s not a yellow ribbon but I’m not really an oak tree. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2565 I’m trying on outfits for Arbor Day. Does this bring out my leaves? 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2566 The tie, it's part of code-switching to human, in which gender is performative. 1.1515 0.04152 99 86 11 2
2567 I’m the original Mr. Harrelson. 1.1515 0.03896 99 85 13 1
2568 I’m told it makes my trunk look slimmer. 1.1513 0.03508 119 102 16 1
2569 I know we’ve been together for the last century, but I think we’ve grown apart. I need to move on. 1.1513 0.04243 119 106 8 5
2570 Don’t you think it spruces up the place? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2571 I hate this. All dressed up but no place to go. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2572 Oh. I forgot it’s casual Friday. I’m new here. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2573 Without a tie, the best I can offer you is a seat at the bar. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2574 This way no one will be paying attention to my falling leaves. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2575 Our dinner reservation is at 8 o’clock. If you’re not dressed in 5 minutes I’m leaving without you! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2576 I just started the carbon diet and I’ve never looked better. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2577 Tony Orlando started it all. 1.1509 0.04603 106 95 6 5
2578 Sorry to disturb you, Sir, I just wanted to politely invite you to my 275th birthday party tonight. You can show up from 8 pm, please don't bring anything. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2579 My white sport coat and pink carnation wouldn’t stay on.” 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2580 My psychiatrist told me if I spruced up it would help my self-esteem 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2581 I like working from home, but I miss office attire. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2582 And then they asked me if I had a plan for reducing their carbon footprint. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2583 I f we both lean in we can make some baby trees. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2584 I can't. I'm all tied up. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2585 Hmmm..Your online dating profile said 32 tree rings. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2586 It's hiding s sap stain. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2587 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2588 I can't wait until dress down Friday. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2589 The real trick was logging on to Amazon... 1.1505 0.03728 93 79 14 0
2590 You can't go into the Senate dressed that way, John! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2591 I can’t help it. It’s Sunday. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2592 I've been promoted to top rung on the corporate ladder! 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2593 Do you think it makes me look more grounded? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2594 ‘I figured if I look the part, I might not become apart’. 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2595 I didn’t know ties were not compulsory. Could you please untie me? 1.1505 0.04030 93 80 12 1
2596 Nah, it’s one of those pre-tied jobs 1.1505 0.04573 93 82 8 3
2597 It’s just a formalitree. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
2598 I figured I’d dress up so they don’t cut me. 1.1504 0.04211 113 100 9 4
2599 It's the end of remote work. I have to return to the office. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
2600 You gotta dress for the fall foliage you want." 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2601 My mom says it makes me look at least a year older. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2602 Aw, crap! I forgot it was casual Friday. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2603 Shaving the bushes did make us look taller! 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2604 We must have a million little funerals next month. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2605 All dressed up and no place to go. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2606 It's classier than a yellow ribbon. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2607 I have to wear it. My roots gave it to me for Father's Day. 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2608 You said it was Arbor Day. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2609 I’m now practicing Tie-tree weekly. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2610 It's called "fancy TREE, not fancy FREE." 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
2611 I want to branch out into office furniture. 1.1500 0.03589 100 85 15 0
2612 It turns out Bohemian Grove is not so bohemian after all. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2613 I got invited to a germination party. 1.1500 0.04352 100 88 9 3
2614 Since when are you business casual? 1.1500 0.03860 100 86 13 1
2615 I don't think there's any growth left here. 1.1500 0.04113 100 87 11 2
2616 Tie a yellow....come on, sing with me! " 1.1500 0.04578 100 89 7 4
2617 I thought "decorating the tree" was only at Christmastime 1.1495 0.04365 107 95 8 4
2618 I honestly did not know what a "neck tie party" was all about. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2619 I have to go back to the office. 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2620 Ceremonial day. I'm attending my nephew's pruning. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2621 How in the heck am I going to get this thing off? 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2622 This makes me a boy tree. 1.1495 0.04158 107 94 10 3
2623 What do you mean by ‘all dressed up and no where to go’? 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2624 I finally grew into it! 1.1495 0.03940 107 93 12 2
2625 I surmise that dogs lack sartorial class. That makes you it. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2626 Tomorrow I figure out how to put on an ascot. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2627 They’re going to chop you down first. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2628 I’m interviewing for a spot in the Amazon Rainforest. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2629 We're not sixteen rings old anymore; it's time to start dressing the way an adult wood. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2630 That guy meant well with the giving, but I'm here to talk about impact investing. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2631 I'm the tax-advice-giving tree. 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2632 Dress for the park you want, right? 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2633 I'm not sure what the root of your problem is, Son. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2634 The dress code said “foliage formal”. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2635 Honey, is my neck too fat? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2636 It's a company called Dunder Mifflin 1.1491 0.04176 114 101 9 4
2637 All dressed up and nowhere to go... 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2638 It was a Father's Day gift. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2639 Never leave?? I didn't even know that was an option!! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2640 Just how formal is this dinner? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2641 I read that it keeps squirrels away. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2642 Aren't you cold? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2643 Tie Tree, it strengthens the trunk. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2644 It's Arbor Day. I thought I would dress up for the occasion. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2645 I’m most most proud of the knot. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2646 I though it would be a nice change of scenery. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2647 sadsfasdfasdf 1.1489 0.05007 94 85 4 5
2648 I might be ready to delete my tinder profile 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2649 When I applied for the position I knew it was a formal garden 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2650 Why aren’t you dressed yet? We have to leave in five minutes! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2651 Where shall we go tonight? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2652 I take it off as soon as I walk in the door 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2653 I've never been a fan of "casual fridays"... 1.1485 0.03556 101 86 15 0
2654 It's never too early to think about life insurance... 1.1485 0.04748 101 91 5 5
2655 You never know who's gonna come along. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2656 It means I’m top-notch timber — whatever that means. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2657 You have such beautiful flies. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2658 You told me to dump the bow tie! 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2659 Yeah... I probably should have stuck with the bowtie, but everyone keeps telling me it make me look wooden 1.1485 0.04535 101 90 7 4
2660 Havest Time.. 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2661 Dude, the invite said business attire 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2662 I'm not afraid of commitment, but I still need my space. 1.1485 0.03824 101 87 13 1
2663 Yeah I work at the sawmill, but why would I join the union? 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2664 They’re calling it ‘The Great Resination’. Everyone’s going to leaf. It’ll be Autumn! 1.1485 0.04311 101 89 9 3
2665 I’ve told you a million times—my love language is physical touch, not gifts. 1.1485 0.04075 101 88 11 2
2666 They were all out of yellow ribbons 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2667 Is it too long? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2668 Sorry - no more working from home. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2669 They've been up there for a while. 1.1481 0.04326 108 96 8 4
2670 I didn’t know it was casual Friday 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
2671 Do you have the time to talk about paper? 1.1481 0.03906 108 94 12 2
2672 You look gorgeous darling! 1.1478 0.03324 115 98 17 0
2673 I didn’t want the job but I did want the experience of going for an interview. 1.1478 0.03546 115 99 15 1
2674 I identify as a cishet white male office worker. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2675 Try it. You'll get a better class of shade-seekers. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2676 Yellow ribbons are so passé. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2677 They invited me to tour the discount wood frame shop! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2678 At least I want it to be a good book! 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2679 They tied a ribbon 'round the old oak tree. Now I'm corporate, and you'll destined for firewood. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2680 I wish they would just leaf me alone! 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2681 We're in a formal garden! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2682 I can't put a best foot forward so I'm doing this. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2683 Now that he’s put this on, our hopes for a hammock seem dashed 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2684 Is it too much for a first date? I wanted to spruce myself up. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2685 My therapist suggested it. I was having recurring dreams involving Tony Orlando. 1.1474 0.03656 95 81 14 0
2686 I'd love to, but I'm all tied up. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2687 the squirrels wanted some privacy! 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2688 It started with a yelling ribbon and just evolved from that 1.1474 0.04482 95 84 8 3
2689 It's flame-resistant. 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2690 I'm excited for my first day at Dunder-Mifflin tomorrow! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2691 It’s The Masters, Glen. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2692 I've been thinking,maybe we're the original social network. 1.1474 0.04225 95 83 10 2
2693 It’s slimming, don’t ya think? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2694 Come on, just put on a necklace and let's get a selfie 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2695 Does this tie clash with my species? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2696 Well I decided to dress up today 'cuz I heard they're making some cuts! 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2697 I'm going places. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2698 Thom Browne has adopted me." 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2699 Women love the bush. 1.1471 0.04271 102 90 9 3
2700 I heard it was formal today. 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2701 I have to go into the office for a few hours. Want me to pick up some fertilizer for you on the way home? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2702 I identify as middle-management 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2703 And on top of everything else, we had to drop another branch 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2704 I've always wanted to be a spruce. Tie on, spruced up. Oh, never mind, there're no good if you have to explain. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2705 My future as corporate ladder hangs on this business tie 1.1471 0.03524 102 87 15 0
2706 they told me I needed to plant confidence in myself before I got hired 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2707 I’m interviewing for the paper 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2708 What do you mean, the knot's too wide? 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2709 What?! This isn't a formal garden? 1.1471 0.04493 102 91 7 4
2710 I'd take it off if I could remember how the heck I ever put it on. 1.1471 0.04704 102 92 5 5
2711 Dad,Can you help me tie it? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2712 I thought I could tie a Full Windsor, but I could only figure out how to do a Half. 1.1471 0.04038 102 89 11 2
2713 What...? Does it look like I've lost my roots, or what? 1.1471 0.03790 102 88 13 1
2714 I want to look nice. I'm going to have my picture taken. 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2715 Either I’m overdressed or you’re underdressed. 1.1468 0.04086 109 96 10 3
2716 You have your tie, I need my bra-nches 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2717 Damn! Doesn't make my neck look one foot shorter. 1.1466 0.03298 116 99 17 0
2718 The logger is coming, and they say he's an extremely formal guy." 1.1466 0.03921 116 102 11 3
2719 Can't you see I'm tied up! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2720 I'm trying to impress that dog that pissed on you yesterday 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
2721 You’re going to wear that? 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2722 It’s a Windsor Knot. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2723 You know what they say, go big or go home. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2724 It's a tree cutting ceremony. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2725 Thank you for the compliment, but it does clash in the fall. 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
2726 I really don’t see how I’m letting ‘mighty’ oak go to my head. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
2727 Don’t you love Match! 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2728 Thought I'd try to look nice before I lose all my hair. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2729 I love dressing up for fall. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2730 You have to put your best foot forward in any interview. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2731 No, sir. I can't help your money grow. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2732 Don't judge me! It'll rot and fall off eventually. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2733 Without this l feel naked from October until April. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2734 I'm tired of being a cartoon tree. I have an interview today for a position as a cartoon broccoli. Wish me luck! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2735 They said I was too shady. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2736 I hate my job, but money doesn't just grow on trees. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2737 If they do away with remote work, I am SCREWED. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2738 It's from that Kindergarten class, the kids wanted me to look nice for fall. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2739 I love working from home. 1.1461 0.05191 89 81 3 5
2740 I didn’t get the promotion after all. 1.1461 0.04938 89 80 5 4
2741 It's a knotty problem, deforestation, but who saw it coming? 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2742 He told me he was the tying the knot and would be right back. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2743 You have to dress for the job you want; I haven’t been peed on in years. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2744 İ have the leading role in the upcoming nature documentary. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2745 Pardon me...is this where they're looking for dressed lumber? 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2746 This is the formal version of the "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" story 1.1458 0.03621 96 82 14 0
2747 All I know is, some cowboys said there was going to be a necktie party. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2748 The tie doesn't make your afro any cooler 1.1458 0.04678 96 86 6 4
2749 You have the right to remain silent. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2750 I see you're a fan of the new Congressional dress code. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2751 what's your family tree like? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2752 I understand Forest Casual, but for crying out loud, Bernie, it's a Tree Mitzvah! 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2753 That cherry tree? The one George Washington chopped down? Wasn't wearing a tie. You do the math. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2754 Does this tie make my leaves look big? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2755 Let's stay positive. We'll meet during the next hurricane. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2756 Talk about prejudice... They were using a dress code as the pretext for barring me from the Senate! 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2757 I’m really not happy to have to go back into the office. I should have relocated farther away during COVID, but now I’ve put down roots and the seedlings are sprouting. 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2758 Is this enough or do I need a trim? 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2759 I'm hoping the tie will hide the nakedness that is rapidly approaching 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2760 I really like you but right now I want to branch out. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2761 If a tree dresses up in the forest, will anyone notice? 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2762 Last day, huh? Good luck out there. 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2763 So I told him, ‘I think you should leaf now’” 1.1458 0.04437 96 85 8 3
2764 I’ve been cheating on you. 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2765 I’m working on my professional growth 1.1458 0.03912 96 83 12 1
2766 It’s my bar mitzvah today, I’m a tree-ager now 1.1458 0.04183 96 84 10 2
2767 They fired me. Told me I couldn’t work from home anymore. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2768 It's the 'yellow ribbon' for couples whose partner has had to return to the office for work. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2769 I’m running for Congress in Ohio. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2770 Just trying to keep those pollinators coming. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2771 It's a dress party. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2772 I am so over my Tie a Yellow Ribbon phase. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2773 How did you lose your tie in this neck of the woods? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2774 I’ve been told I’m no longer permitted to work from home. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2775 Same hairdresser? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2776 I feel like such a doorknob. 1.1455 0.04051 110 97 10 3
2777 I’m all dressed up with no place to go. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2778 Crap! I forgot it’s casual Friday! 1.1455 0.03377 110 94 16 0
2779 Apparently my hair “isn’t workplace appropriate”. 1.1455 0.03615 110 95 14 1
2780 I have a big interview at the lumber yard this morning! 1.1455 0.03839 110 96 12 2
2781 The clothes make the man. 1.1453 0.03889 117 103 11 3
2782 I’m worried…I may have been marked for the saw. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
2783 It's my first day at the Louisville Slugger plant. Wish me luck. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2784 I'm the 'It's Giving...Tree' 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2785 After all these years We should start growing closer 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2786 Gender change is easy if clothes make the man. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2787 I'm upwardly mobile. Is that a problem for you? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2788 I want to move upwards in this career! 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2789 If Rodney Dangerfield was reincarnated... "I tell ya, I get no respect! The gypsy moths that ate my leaves sued me for food poisoning." 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2790 My self-care involves sprucing up. 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2791 Thank god for the crown act! 1.1446 0.04889 83 74 6 3
2792 I’m ready to start climbing the corporate tree 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2793 Now I feel like I should have gone for the other one. I’m so in-deciduous. 1.1446 0.05180 83 75 4 4
2794 If I ever hear "All dressed up and nowhere to go" again, ... 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2795 It's my old school tie. Go Saplings! 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2796 They say "dress for the job you want," and I want to be a lumber industry lobbyist. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2797 If you stand strong and independent, they will chop you down. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2798 Next I'm going to change my hair. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2799 All I know is that it isn't a yellow ribbon. 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2800 I have an interview this afternoon for Branch Manager. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2801 Worst Take Your Sapling To Work Day, ever. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2802 boss said I was dead wood 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2803 Thanks. I like to look sharp. I hope they don’t serve soup! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2804 Thought the tie would Spruce me up a bit ... get it, Spruce me up? 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2805 Money does grow on trees, you know... 1.1444 0.03726 90 77 13 0
2806 Wanna make a sapling? 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2807 Tempting job offer, but we would have to pull up roots and relocate. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2808 That was my safe word. Now, please untie me. 1.1444 0.04345 90 79 9 2
2809 Are we related? 23 and Fungi me 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
2810 I thought we should look our best for fall color season tourists. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2811 No, I didn't get the job, but they encouraged me to re-apply in 160 years. 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2812 With our leaf policy, you’re covered for every fall! 1.1444 0.04048 90 78 11 1
2813 Maybe they won’t chop us all down if I look like one of them.” #stopdeforestation #saveoldgrowthforest #cleanair #cleanwater #childrenoftheworl 1.1444 0.04623 90 80 7 3
2814 Get your root out of my knot, Donna 1.1444 0.04886 90 81 5 4
2815 They got rid of remote work 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2816 Wellington, lots of my guys go onto the paper mill....Think of it as a promotion. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2817 Do you think the tie is an overstatement ? 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2818 I think you'll agree the stripes make a bold statement. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2819 He says this is what he looked like at graduation 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2820 Wait. A little to the left? 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2821 I got that interview for the property line job and I need to stand out from the crowd. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2822 I'm auditioning for the corporate version of Hamilton. Gotta look the part. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2823 I need to look my best for the lumberjacks. 1.1443 0.04632 97 87 6 4
2824 Frankly Gus I'm a bit tired of this Afro look. 1.1443 0.04142 97 85 10 2
2825 It might make me look like I'm going places, but I have to consider my roots. 1.1443 0.03875 97 84 12 1
2826 Trees wearing ties don't exist. It's impossible to cut me down. 1.1443 0.04394 97 86 8 3
2827 Tie, belt, ascot, napkin, whatever. It’s the most flexible thing in my closet. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2828 You lied. You're not a Sycamore. 1.1443 0.03587 97 83 14 0
2829 They're trying to cut me off at my roots. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2830 I'm meeting her parents today. 1.1442 0.03462 104 89 15 0
2831 I wake up with Morning Wood every day! 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2832 I don't believe in casual Friday...neither does my landscaper. 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2833 I couldn’t have faced a yellow ribbon. 1.1442 0.04193 104 92 9 3
2834 Enough, I’m sick of working from home. I’m going into the office ! 1.1442 0.04410 104 93 7 4
2835 Your lack of roots worries me , Gladys 1.1442 0.03965 104 91 11 2
2836 I enjoyed my Happy Little Tree phase, but now I'm hoping to be taken more seriously. 1.1442 0.03722 104 90 13 1
2837 I'm fed up of being naked when autumn comes! 1.1441 0.03807 111 97 12 2
2838 I'm a father now. 1.1441 0.04016 111 98 10 3
2839 Is this too oakie? 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2840 They almost carved their names, but obviously they're really career-driven. 1.1429 0.03553 98 84 14 0
2841 I'm trying to impress the boss. I don't want to get the ax. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2842 It's a conservative touch that will balance my wild autumn look. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2843 I loved the part of your dating profile where you said you’re looking for someone to lay down roots with! 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2844 Every year a give you a ring and you still say no! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2845 I get the bark part; where does the bite come in?" 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2846 Fall Formal. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2847 Does it make me look taller? 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2848 I can’t wait for casual Friday. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2849 Oh, no! I'm not wearing pants! 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2850 I don't care what they do in the Senate, I'm staying formal. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2851 At least it isn't a yellow ribbon. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2852 Next, a haircut! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2853 I’m sick of the afro,, a want a short back and sides 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2854 Bob Ross thought his 'pretty little tree' painting would sell better with a necktie. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2855 Drunken college kid. I kinda like it. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
2856 I’m ready for my photosynthesis op. 1.1429 0.03982 112 99 10 3
2857 I tied it with a tree knot. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
2858 Why wait until December to get dressed? 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2859 You're looking a bit like broccoli today. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
2860 I can’t wait to get out of this monkey suit. 1.1429 0.04156 105 93 9 3
2861 Weirdly, the clip-on is about as hard as tying a Windsor knot. 1.1429 0.03689 105 91 13 1
2862 I'm tied down! 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2863 Snowman said they think we need it 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2864 'This new job's been great. I feel like I've really branched out here!' 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2865 What? I've got an interview. 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2866 I just hope to be turned into office furniture. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2867 What can I say? They've redefined remote work. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
2868 Well, I'm off to work! See you later! Bye! I'm going now! Oh, never mind - I don't have feet. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2869 They're coming to chop me down for a remodel in La Jolla, California. Figured I'd try to look a little classy! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2870 It’s for my Tie-Tree class 1.1429 0.04351 98 87 8 3
2871 Not great, Bob! Analysis finds the blight made the skills gap broader and the need to close it ever more urgent! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2872 At least the tie is yellow. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2873 They mentioned something about a necktie party. I assumed that this is what they meant. 1.1429 0.04833 84 75 6 3
2874 I’ve decided to log out tonight. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2875 Survival of the spiffiest, baby, survival of the spiffiest. 1.1429 0.03431 105 90 15 0
2876 I think it makes my dick look bigger. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2877 Call me old-fashioned, but I'd prefer a yellow ribbon. 1.1429 0.04179 112 100 8 4
2878 Does this necktie go with my bark? 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2879 Do you think this is the senate ? Put in a tie ! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2880 I’m proposing to Jill tonight. I’m giving her one of my rings. 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
2881 Had I done it, it would have been a full Windsor. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2882 I am a green office 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2883 Maybe we can negotiate with the fires 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2884 Who’s the tiebreaker? 😏 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2885 Remote vs. in office 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2886 don’t worry, this tie is just a formalitree 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2887 Somehow I felt naked before 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2888 If I fall in a forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, is that quiet quitting? 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2889 No. It's a snap on. No knots to tie 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2890 The paper corporation isn’t as bad as they say. Feels like family. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2891 We don’t get ‘dress-down Fridays.’ 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2892 If you lived here you’d be home by now 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2893 I expected to back to the office someday. But the end of business casual is just wrong. 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2894 Pageant Tree! 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2895 Tied to the work as you can see 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2896 Me tieree 1.1429 0.03838 98 85 12 1
2897 I thought you liked guys with high tops! 1.1429 0.03929 105 92 11 2
2898 It’s not quite a black tie event, buts it’s no yellow ribbon either. 1.1417 0.03977 120 107 9 4
2899 I go by the pronoun tree, not he. 1.1415 0.04331 106 95 7 4
2900 That's a nice shade of green. 1.1415 0.03656 106 92 13 1
2901 I'd love to join you but I'm all tied up at the moment. 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2902 They said I can't work from home any more 1.1415 0.03894 106 93 11 2
2903 I'm telling you, I don't get no respect. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2904 Would you like to buy comprehensive insurance covering fire, life and dog marking? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2905 I'm gentrifying to attract a higher class of nesters. 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2906 Do you offend get mistaken for broccoli,too? 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2907 Well you know what they say,dress for the job you want 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2908 I'm dressing for the job I want, the one at the branch office. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2909 It took me forever to put this tie on. 1.1414 0.04310 99 88 8 3
2910 I’m going as a pencil ✏️ salesman this year 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2911 It’s not Friday, fo. 1.1414 0.04064 99 87 10 2
2912 Does it always have to be a casual day in the park? 1.1414 0.03801 99 86 12 1
2913 My philosophy is very simple: when you look good, you feel good, and by God, I feel terrific! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2914 I have to start working back in the office on Tuesday. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2915 In another life, I was a topiary in an English cricket club. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
2916 They told me I have a future in pulp and paper. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2917 I'm hoping to interview for a position that involves less clearcutting. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2918 Act like a tree and leave! 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2919 Much more stylish than a yellow ribbon, isn't it? 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2920 It's new! It's a trunktie. As my twin you need to get one of these. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2921 I totally forgot today was casual Friday. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
2922 Don't laugh.......it got me this gig. 1.1413 0.04784 92 83 5 4
2923 Well, as soon as I lose my leaves I will be totally naked! 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2924 I thought when you said, "Let's tie one on," that this was what you meant. 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2925 It came free with two bags of woodpecker feed” 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
2926 The wife and I have been planting seeds lately. 1.1413 0.03652 92 79 13 0
2927 I’m trying to get people to take me more seriously 1.1413 0.04528 92 82 7 3
2928 I have to go in Monday through Thursday now 1.1413 0.04256 92 81 9 2
2929 I'd dance, but I'm all tied up... 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2930 Dude, it’s not casual Friday, it’s “tie on elm” Monday. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2931 Until my leaves change into their Fall colors 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2932 They said I got promoted to Branch Manager. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2933 I'm so sorry Buddy. I was sleeping so soundly last night that I didn't see or hear a thing. Obviously someone decided during the night to cut ties with you. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2934 Give it a month and it won't clash anymore. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2935 I assume you work for Senator Fetterman? 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2936 I'm meeting her parents. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2937 Meanwhile, on Capitol Grounds. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2938 I will be Adam and you can be Eve. 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2939 I give up on Tinder. Plenty of matches, never a spark. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2940 They say to dress for the house you want to become 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2941 Well, I figured if I’m going to put down roots here I should start dressing for that promotion. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2942 Who wore it best 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2943 Makes you look important! High time they understand that 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2944 The commute really isn’t bad 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2945 Luckily, my virtual work still doesn’t require pants. 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
2946 It’s not a cult. It’s a grass roots organization. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
2947 My place or yours? 1.1402 0.03372 107 92 15 0
2948 I tried and tried but I couldn't log on. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2949 Does this tie go with my green Afro? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2950 Not my first choice, but the ole oak trees got all the yellow ribbons. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2951 I don't know what to tell you, the invitation clearly stated atiire was Topiary AND Tie 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2952 You married? 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2953 Fancy a root? 1.1402 0.03860 107 94 11 2
2954 They invited me over to speak about the deforestation issue at the climate change conference” 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2955 Dress for the forest you want. 1.1402 0.03624 107 93 13 1
2956 The lot sold and you don’t avoid clearing looking sloppy. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2957 I feel like broccoli. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2958 Do you mind if I call you 'Brock-Oh-Lee'? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2959 If I didn't wear this tie, I would look just like you. A head of broccoli. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2960 It was a red ribbon and I knew what that meant, so I added the tie to fool the lumberjacks. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2961 The leaves will be turning soon, so I thought I’d add a little pizzazz to the trunk, too. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2962 My tie would be Red & way longer if I was a supporter 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2963 You’ll never get past the maitre d’. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2964 The cuts are concentrated among low wage earners. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2965 I always try to look my best for the leaf peepers! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2966 What? Do the stripes make me look fat? 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
2967 Is this sexist? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2968 Apparently we’re not gender neutral.” 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2969 Dude, it's not the 70's anymore. We need to update the wardrobe. 1.1398 0.04735 93 84 5 4
2970 How's your pollen count? 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2971 I’m completely booked for the annual grackle convention. 1.1398 0.04481 93 83 7 3
2972 I have an interview. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2973 My biggest problem is figuring out the right length. 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2974 I dressed up and still got stood up! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2975 I’ve got a date! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2976 I figure if I look like them they won't cut me down. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2977 Why did they put a necktie on me? I'm a tree, for goodness' sake! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2978 Is that a perm or all natural? 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2979 I was singing “Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree.” Not tie a yellow tie! 1.1398 0.03615 93 80 13 0
2980 make the forest great again 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2981 I learned we’re dioecious, and I’m the male. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2982 What can I say, I have a date with my tree hugger! 1.1398 0.04213 93 82 9 2
2983 I MEAN something now! 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2984 At the interview, I’ll share my love of sustainability and play up my roots. 1.1398 0.03925 93 81 11 1
2985 My parcel is now part of the country club. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2986 If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there, does it still make a fashion statement? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2987 I'm expecting visitors for foliage season. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2988 Is this where "all dressed up and nowhere to go" comes from. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2989 Your performance in the last year can only be described as "wooden". 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2990 Tree bands are so passé. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2991 I wish we had been planted face-to-face. A quarter turn would have done it. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2992 I promise if you're bored, we can leave early. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2993 I don’t know. Is the collar too much? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2994 You’re not headed for the boardroom. Those were lumberjacks! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2995 I’m rooting for you, sweetheart. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
2996 Yeah,I'm all dressed up,but I've got nowhere to go! 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
2997 Yes, damn it, I do smell it if you fart in the forest!" 1.1392 0.05010 79 71 5 3
2998 I was originally all CRYPTO, but my goal now is starting a hedge fund to save the Earth. 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
2999 Hey Man, It's Arbor Day! Where is your pride? 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3000 We are no longer twin oaks. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3001 I thought Arbor Day was formal this year 1.1389 0.04046 108 96 9 3
3002 Choosing the right knot was harder than getting it on. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3003 Covid again?".. "Yea, I'm a "Sycamore" 1.1389 0.04254 108 97 7 4
3004 I’m working from home this week. 1.1389 0.03593 108 94 13 1
3005 This fall, I wanted something that does not change colors. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3006 I like your hairstyle. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3007 I'm interviewing for a new bee today. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3008 I dig your "fro" man! (No pun intended) 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3009 What can I do? It gets me some attention. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3010 I said I wanted to be dressed this Christmas… 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3011 It's coated with adhesive to kill spotted lanternflies. 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
3012 It's not a burl, it's a Windsor knot. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3013 No, it’s ‘Trees open doors, trees trees open doors.’ 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3014 Honey, I'm leaving for work 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3015 They say you should dress for the job you want.. 1.1386 0.03988 101 89 10 2
3016 The pollinators know I’m serious about the work. 1.1386 0.04457 101 91 6 4
3017 Lifestyle change. It's very stressful being nature. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
3018 Do you have a dinner date? 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3019 Why the long face? 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3020 God, I'd kill for an Arby's Beef and Cheddar right now. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3021 Did not remember it was casual Friday 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3022 I'm a tree with a tie. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3023 Sorry - I can't go with you - I'm grounded 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3024 Orange tape was scary enough! 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3025 You need to get out more. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3026 Darling,we have known each other all our lives. How can you say you don’t know who i am ? 1.1383 0.03580 94 81 13 0
3027 Let me tell you hard it was to get this tie on! 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3028 Thought I'd dress up from naked to Fall casual for the leaf peepers. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3029 What? I’m branching out. 1.1383 0.04170 94 83 9 2
3030 If they can’t see the forest for the trees, I can at least dress for the occasion! 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3031 Hearing rumors Corporate is in town for Leaf Cuts. 1.1383 0.04436 94 84 7 3
3032 I just don’t want to end up like my dad. He gave up everything working for ‘the man’ first his apples, then his branches, and finally his trunk. Now he is just a stump the man sits on. 1.1383 0.03886 94 82 11 1
3033 Fir goodness sake...stop ashking me. If I'm maple to wear a tie, why woodn't I? Besides, I think it'll make me more poplar. 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3034 Thanks for asking, Cody. My Ted Talk went very smoothly and I was well-received. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3035 should we have a sapling ? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3036 When Fall comes, the evergreens won’t laugh and say I’m naked! 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3037 I like to bring it up a notch before the equinox! 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3038 Old tie, Old school, Old money, Old news... 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3039 What do you mean, my stripes clash with my bark? 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
3040 I refuse to acknowledge casual Friday. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3041 I’m gunning for brand manager. 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3042 Didn’t the invitation say ‘foliage formal’? 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3043 I plan to wear a bikini tomorrow 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3044 Working from home is great! I never wear pants. 1.1379 0.03718 87 75 12 0
3045 If a windstorm came, I'd be well-tied 1.1379 0.04062 87 76 10 1
3046 I thought you said we were having tie food 1.1379 0.04674 87 78 6 3
3047 So he says, "dress for the grove you want, not the grove you have." 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3048 That‘s how you show up for a century? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3049 I'm going all out while I still have my leaves. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3050 Did I forget it’s casual Friday? 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
3051 Two feisty squirrels put it there. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3052 I can't compete with those guys from the Ivies. 1.1375 0.03875 80 69 11 0
3053 Schumer said I don’t have to wear it anymore 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3054 ‘Am I pulling this off?’ 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3055 My Timber profile is all about serious relationships and laying down roots. 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3056 I feel our roots are entwined! 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3057 Leave! 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3058 I spent hundreds of dollars on leaf enhancement, and it will all be mulch clippings by the end of the month. 1.1373 0.04189 102 91 8 3
3059 I wanna hold your hand. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3060 It's called fashion, and if you don't get, it I can't explain it to you 1.1373 0.03424 102 88 14 0
3061 Don't you think a splash of color perks up my fall wardrobe? 1.1373 0.03697 102 89 12 1
3062 Are we dressed for a nuclear war or the broccoli festival? 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3063 Im trying to create a new emphasis on a dress code. 1.1373 0.03951 102 90 10 2
3064 The scout from IKEA is coming today 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3065 You said a quality tie could really help me go places, yet here I am. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3066 They confused me for a Spruce. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3067 Does this tie make me look coniferous? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3068 "It's not. But it pays well, and I get to wear a necktie. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3069 If I exhale, the tie becomes a speedo. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3070 I miss causal Friday 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3071 OK, I put a tie on. Now let's go!!! 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3072 I'm tired of everyone just staring at my boughs. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3073 If it's good enough for Jim Jordan,it's good enough for me. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3074 I dressed up for Arbor Day. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3075 Don't tell me its casual friday today. 1.1368 0.04391 95 85 7 3
3076 Arbor Day is semi-formal. 1.1368 0.03545 95 82 13 0
3077 I didn't hear they relaxed the dress code. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3078 They don’t issue birth certificates when you sprout out of an acorn, but I know for a fact that the youngest contender for president is 20 years older than me. 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3079 Did you forget? Corporates coming by to see if we get to live or not. 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3080 I'm interested in better growth opportunities within my field 1.1368 0.04129 95 84 9 2
3081 Honest, do horizontal stripes make me look fat? 1.1368 0.03848 95 83 11 1
3082 It's take your sapling to work day. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
3083 I’m ready.Are you? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3084 I'm thinking of going to this year's Halloween party as Annie Hall. La di da, la di da. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3085 Haven't you heard of Dress for Success? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3086 Can I borrow your branch? I need a pencil for my work. 1.1364 0.03532 110 96 13 1
3087 So what’s your pronoun? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3088 I'm having my performance review today. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
3089 I didn't know Fridays were dress-down days! 1.1364 0.04181 110 99 7 4
3090 Isn't there supposed to be an apple here somewhere? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3091 I never really got into the whole "casual Friday" thing 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3092 At least the "Untuckit" fad is over. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3093 It's dress-up Tuesday." 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
3094 Nothing to tree here 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3095 You look tree-mendous this evening Doug 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3096 I can’t believe work from home is over. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3097 You have to look you best when your leaves start to change 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
3098 Taking my knot game up a notch. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
3099 I find that by wearing this, only pedigreed dogs come up to me. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3100 Were the guest of honor at the big bonfire this evening 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3101 I have a date with a pretty young sapling. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3102 The orange and yellow looks foolish now, but next month it’ll look fallish. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3103 It gives me a chin, man. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3104 There's this cute little sycamore I'm trying to impress. 1.1359 0.03393 103 89 14 0
3105 I’m having house guests 1.1359 0.04150 103 92 8 3
3106 They said climate change is serious business. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3107 At least they stopped with the yellow ribbons. 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3108 I just had to do something to differentiate us. 1.1359 0.03663 103 90 12 1
3109 What do you mean you still have WFH? 1.1359 0.03914 103 91 10 2
3110 I just got tired of the yellow ribbon 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3111 I thought we were dressing formally today. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3112 I know,I know I should have gotten the matching cummerbund. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3113 I’m auditioning to become a bedroom set. 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3114 It's Thom Browne Season. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3115 Got a jacket? 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3116 it took every branch i had to get this thing on, but it was worth it. 1.1358 0.05198 81 74 3 4
3117 It's a lot more humid than it usually is this time of year! 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
3118 'I tryed to go against the grain, but the branch office told me I was being a bit too knotty.' 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3119 I’m trying to be more than just a tree for my interview. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3120 They call it a Tree Hugger . . . 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3121 I’m so jealous that you get to work from home . 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3122 I must agree with most senators: relaxing the dress code is bound to be freeing for the psyche as well as the body. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3123 Just don’t ask me to untie it. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3124 They are calling us back to the office. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3125 Branch managers have to look the part. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3126 Are you expecting company? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3127 But that’s not the only way the climate’s changing. 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3128 What do you think it is, Friday? 1.1354 0.03810 96 84 11 1
3129 It makes me feel like my best self. But I never said that Fetterman shouldn't wear his hoodie.... 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3130 Maybe fire respects authority. 1.1354 0.04088 96 85 9 2
3131 they said business casual 1.1354 0.03511 96 83 13 0
3132 I thought I’d spruce things up a bit! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3133 I think your really Oak, Kay. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3134 I've been trying to reach you about your expired warranty. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
3135 I’m being tapped for that maple jug tomorrow and want to look my best. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3136 She told me I’m hung like a tree trunk, and I was like ‘hell yeah I am,’ then she said I’d be best in dom porn and made me put on this tie…but I don’t think the pattern’s doing anything to bring out my fall foliage colors. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3137 'I don't believe in dress-down Fridays...' 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3138 I’m not sure where to, but the guy who put it on said, ‘This one has to go.’ 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3139 I'm going to use my birch mitzvah money to launch a podcast and use it to exert influence over voting in the New Yorker cartoon caption contest, in hope that one day aggrieved losers will lodge complaints in the form of bizarre, meta entries. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3140 we're trees--we're allowed to wear yellow after Labor Day. 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3141 I want to climb the corporate ladder instead of becoming it. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3142 Maybe they'll confuse 'old school' with 'old growth' and not cut me down! 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3143 I misunderstood-I thought it was 'tie a yellow ribbon' not wear a yellow tie 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3144 I think we have some roots in common 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3145 HEY DON’T LOOK AT ME…..I VOTED FOR BOTH BUSHES 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3146 It's uncomfortable, but at least it deters the maple syrup tappers. 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3147 I thought I nailed the interview, but it turns out their oxygen department is on a hiring freeze. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3148 Do you think daisy will be impress 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3149 Are you here to apply for our 30-ring fixed mortgage?" 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
3150 I know I’m not taller, but now I look taller. 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3151 I"'ve been pruned but not Fettermanned!" 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3152 It’s called a tie, and it’s gonna change my life 1.1348 0.03976 89 78 10 1
3153 I will not give you my trunk or my branches. #theungivingtree 1.1348 0.04285 89 79 8 2
3154 The squirrels leave this whenever they ‘don’t want to be disturbed’ 1.1348 0.04573 89 80 6 3
3155 You just have to pull yourself up by the rootstraps. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3156 Plueze! My cross pollination proposal is strictly consensual. 1.1346 0.03879 104 92 10 2
3157 They want me to start coming in to the office. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3158 I just got a promotion to Chief Leaf Peeper Greeter. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3159 My best qualities are giving shade and growing leaves. I'm perfect for the position. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3160 I'm not going to some Kindergarten class where kids draw and drool all over me; I'm headed to the corporate board room. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3161 Just trying to look stylish as I can before I go bald, you know? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3162 So horizontal stripes makes me look to have too much junk in the trunk? 1.1341 0.04835 82 74 5 3
3163 I decided to go formal rather than casual to see if they used a better kind of water! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3164 Does this tie go with my the rest of my outfit? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3165 I’m applying for corporate welfare. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3166 I think it’s nice, but I worry about my girth. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3167 Seeing you naked there is giving me wood. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
3168 They promised me a board position if I started dressing the part. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
3169 Now this... this is Gender neutral 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
3170 My silkworms pay rent. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3171 I branched out of my comfort zone and wore a tie! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3172 Number 1 I'm not an oak tree and number 2 this is not yellow. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3173 I am special, I don't put my pants on one leg at a time 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3174 I promise we can still wear the hammock for casual Fridays! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3175 I know Fridays are business casual, but I’m old-school. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3176 Doug, don’t judge me for having style. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3177 I see you don’t have any low-hanging fruit either 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
3178 I’m interviewing for an opening in Branch Administration. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3179 Am I gilding the lily?" 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3180 I’d like to talk to you about your auto insurance policy. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3181 Unfortunately we do have to thin out some redundancies to make room for growth. I do apologize, Darryl. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
3182 I’ll just be going in twice a week, Terry. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
3183 Yeah, definitely spring for 'white-glove' delivery. 1.1339 0.03473 112 98 13 1
3184 I hate the idea of going back to the forest, but I can't think of a way to quit. 1.1333 0.03844 105 93 10 2
3185 You idiot, it's still 3 days 'til Casual Friday. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3186 We've been together for almost 30 years now. I want to spend my Autumn years with you. Will you marry me? 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
3187 just trying to look mature since i have an interview this afternoon 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3188 Casual Friday? What's Casual Friday? 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3189 No one told you that they cancelled Casual Fridays? 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3190 You need to start taking this more seriously. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3191 I have a date tonight with a lumberjack, whatever that is. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3192 I have no idea how it got there, and before you say it, no I did NOT tie one on last night. 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3193 I'm a money tree. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3194 I gotta do something to show that I'm the man around here! 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3195 If I fall, I want to at least look classy". 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3196 I want to be the one that can finally be seen through the forest. 1.1333 0.04793 90 82 4 4
3197 The interview went great, but I can't handle the commute. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3198 I love what you did with your hair. Did you color it? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3199 They say dress for the job you want, and I'm going for executive director of paper sales. 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3200 Why don't you dress like a gentletree? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3201 I got fired today. Something about never being in the office. 1.1333 0.04525 90 81 6 3
3202 rootsies 1.1333 0.03603 90 78 12 0
3203 The environmentalists thought this might get me a little more respect." 1.1333 0.03333 105 91 14 0
3204 Casting call for the new Goldman Sachs atrium... 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3205 Have you heard of the painter Bob Ross? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3206 But I asked for a yellow ribbon 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3207 You slumber, you lumber. 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
3208 Care for a merger? 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3209 I’m telling you, Charlie, everything’s changed for me since I started dressing for success 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3210 They told me business casual 1.1333 0.03935 90 79 10 1
3211 I know it doesn’t go with my bark, but it’s not like I can take it off. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3212 So this guy goes into a bar and the bartender says are you gonna tie one on today? And this is what happened! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3213 I think my transition will require more than just window dressing. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3214 What's with the tie? My company is opening a new branch today. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3215 It scares away the Spotted Lanternflys! 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3216 I also ordered an opposable thumb and a mini-bike.The wood wide web is great. 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3217 Yes, and now it's Summer, I'll have a nest of robins in my hair" 1.1327 0.04009 98 87 9 2
3218 I look like a banker in this. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
3219 This whole pitting of nature against civilization doesn't make the slightest sense to me. 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
3220 I've got a woodie! 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3221 They also painted a face on me. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3222 Well, do I look Presidential? 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3223 It goes well with my tree rings 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3224 Arborous Accessories on Amazon. 1.1325 0.04779 83 75 5 3
3225 I feel undressed without it 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3226 Well, at least I won't be naked when I lose my leaves. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
3227 Supposedly we're the same organism, connected at the roots, but class is a state of mind Scott. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3228 That yellow-ribbon girl? She transed. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3229 i was thinking how much we have in common 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
3230 All dressed up and no where to go, huh? 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3231 There is going to be a formal inquiry about recent wildfires. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3232 Unfortunately, we're not a match. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
3233 I’m feeling a little overdressed. 1.1321 0.03566 106 93 12 1
3234 Sorry, can't. I'm all tied up 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
3235 Hey sweetie, how'd ya like to drop some acorns with me" 1.1321 0.04038 106 95 8 3
3236 I never know what to wear to these things 1.1321 0.03809 106 94 10 2
3237 You should see what else I can do with my limbs! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3238 I’m trying to branch out a little! 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3239 Blazes are passe. 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3240 I'm dressing up so they won't throw shade at me anymore." 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3241 We can turn our waste into profit! The humans seem to love our number two pencils! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3242 I'm upgrading my mycorrhizal network network for faster download speeds.... 1.1319 0.03894 91 80 10 1
3243 They're telling me I need a haircut if I want to keep my job. 1.1319 0.04477 91 82 6 3
3244 I can absorb 48 pounds of carbon dioxide, where's my hug! 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3245 How are you so grounded? 1.1319 0.03566 91 79 12 0
3246 Do you know how to untie this knot? 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3247 When I said Casual Friday, I didn’t mean THAT casual, Kyle. 1.1319 0.04196 91 81 8 2
3248 It's a statement piece, it says "Human!" 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
3249 Wanna picnic? 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3250 Well,I don't care. I still think dress codes stand for something. 1.1313 0.04222 99 89 7 3
3251 Can you loosen my tie, honey?c It's been a wet winter. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3252 I just gotta be me. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3253 I'm hoping that loggers will perceive my humanity. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3254 You bring out the best in me. 1.1313 0.03412 99 86 13 0
3255 The invitation said business casual 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3256 I’m dressing as a dignified senator. 1.1313 0.03702 99 87 11 1
3257 Fetterman, you need to get with the program. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3258 I thought you said Formal Fall. Yep, I see it now - formally fall. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
3259 I'm not happy about it -- but we're back in the office two days a week. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3260 I'm trying to keep their eyes down here. I'm loosing my leaves early. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3261 If you fall and nobody is around to hear it you’re not eligible for workman’s comp. 1.1310 0.04724 84 76 5 3
3262 I think it's more of a half Windsor knot? 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3263 What a night! I really tied one on. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3264 I support the paperarchy 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3265 Another reason you should 'go out with me' is because we have the same roots! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3266 I have no idea why it takes her so long to get ready. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3267 Excuse me sir,do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Captain Planet ? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3268 They treat you better when you're better dressed. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3269 My therapist said I should work on making close ties. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3270 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have, Myron! 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3271 I feel more comfortable in a formal garden 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3272 Hey good looking! What’are your pronouns? 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3273 I’m going upscale, so I can hang with the teaks and tropical hardwoods. 1.1310 0.03703 84 73 11 0
3274 This tie does NOT make me look like Bob Ross. 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3275 It’s a designer noose 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
3276 I dressed for the job I wanted like you said! 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3277 There was no yellow ribbon left 1.1310 0.04410 84 75 7 2
3278 It's a disgrace to appear in the Senate like that. 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3279 Two words: carbon credits 1.1308 0.04002 107 96 8 3
3280 I had to dress up for work today. We had an important board meeting. 1.1304 0.04693 92 84 4 4
3281 The landscaper suggested more spruce. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3282 The yellow ribbon didn’t do it for me. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3283 There should be a warning when fashion bloggers become tree huggers. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3284 I identify as a corporate executive and your water usage will now be taxed. 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3285 I just never got into "Casual Friday" 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3286 I'm done with the work-from-home look. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3287 It all started with 'Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree'. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3288 I go to a private school. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3289 Did you forget? Its Formal Friday! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3290 Hey, it's not casual Friday! 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3291 The nice fella with the tools thought I would prefer this one. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3292 I guess horizontal stripes do make me look fat! 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3293 I promise on the weekend we'll reconnect with the hammock. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3294 It's a best seller from my trunk show. 1.1304 0.03854 92 81 10 1
3295 It was either this or a yellow ribbon 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3296 Help, I can't breathe! 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3297 So where do we tie the knot? 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3298 Join Tinder?! That sounds dangerous! 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3299 We’re going public with an IPO. 1.1304 0.03530 92 80 12 0
3300 I think you'll be okay. They've been less strict about the dress code since Harry got uprooted trying to put on a pair of khakis. 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3301 Does this make me look like I have a stick up my ass? 1.1304 0.04431 92 83 6 3
3302 What are YOU doing here? 1.1304 0.04152 92 82 8 2
3303 Does it seem pretentious? I'm not even wearing pants. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3304 I have rehearsed my big presentation a thousand times. I just hope I don't come across as too wooden. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3305 The invitation says ‘forest formal’, but Wiccan wedding or not, power stripes work best with my coloring. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3306 I stand for more than mere hollow promises. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3307 No long term relationship, just a hug. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3308 Yeah, so we are thinking about downsizing in your region. Try not to think of it as a "firing," try to think of it as...deforestation. 1.1300 0.03380 100 87 13 0
3309 I know there are several routes I can take. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3310 It's in honor of all the people who are going to have to endure this election cycle. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3311 Is the tie look too wooden? 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3312 When you’re done converting carbon dioxide into life-sustaining oxygen for earth’s creatures and are ready for a real job, give me a call. 1.1300 0.04181 100 90 7 3
3313 So first you gave him your slacks, then you gave him your cufflinks, and he just kept coming back for more? Sounds familiar. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3314 Relax, it's just an accessory 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3315 Growing apart. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3316 I don't do casual Fridays. 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3317 Hey, check out this knot I have! 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3318 When I grow up I wanna be a wardrobe. 1.1300 0.03667 100 88 11 1
3319 I dunno Frank, i think it makes you look a little wooden 1.1300 0.03933 100 89 9 2
3320 Do you have the landscaper's number? I want to get a trim before the interview. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3321 Oh! No, I didn’t hear about the House dress code change. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
3322 Woody I told you this was a nudie camp 1.1296 0.03742 108 96 10 2
3323 I'm not into gender neutral. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3324 It’s time you start taking yourself more seriously too. You know what they say, money doesn’t grow on us. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3325 I thought you wanted me to dress up for date night! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3326 Not my choice either; I get the same one every Fathers' Day! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3327 My dad was a hanging tree, but for obvious reasons, I'm 'branching out' but not branching out, if you see what I mean. 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3328 Why the tie? I'm stumped. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3329 I invest in climate certificates. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3330 Just my luck, stuck forever beside a Fetterman fir. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3331 Do you think stripes make me look too old? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3332 Apparently an ascot was out of the question. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3333 I hear I won't have to wear this into the Senate anymore. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3334 It helps to keep the birds from messing up my afro. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3335 I felt naked without my bark. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3336 Let's root together! 1.1294 0.04671 85 77 5 3
3337 This a black tie event! 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3338 You know, son, money doesn't grow on me. 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3339 Others in my downline are selling offsets at record levels, that’s all I’m saying 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3340 When having a hangover but need to go in the office,wear a tie 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3341 Tree-GIF, eh buddy? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3342 You wanna get cut, you gotta peacock a little. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3343 ...and that's how I've got STD 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3344 I do work from home, why do you ask? 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
3345 This better be enough, 'cause I'm not cutting my hair for this job 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
3346 Interviewing is a skill, Bob. My “weakness” IS actually a strength. Some people say I’m “too grounded” - see what I did there, Bob? 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
3347 Silly, yeah, but we are broccoli trees. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3348 After this fire season I figured I’d go out in style. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3349 Can you wear a solid wood tube top with a striped tie? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3350 It's easier if you do it in front of a mirror. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3351 I say, no dress code! 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3352 I heard that Fetterman's detractors are cutting him down to size because of his wardrobe. 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3353 At least it's not red. 1.1290 0.04385 93 84 6 3
3354 HAVE YOU LOGGED ON " 1.1290 0.03815 93 82 10 1
3355 You don't have to dress for tapping the sap 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3356 Hi Aline. My name's Joyce. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3357 You know, you are the one that bears the fruit. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3358 Ready for the fall formal? 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3359 It’s an easy gig. I get carbon credits for not falling down. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3360 Will you still love me when I'm bald? 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3361 One time, at band camp, they made us get on stage and showcase our talents, but I didn’t have any, and so I put on this tie, and everyone thought it was great, and so it sort of stuck. 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3362 I thought I’d dress to impress. 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3363 I heard you were supposed to dress for the job you want 1.1290 0.03495 93 81 12 0
3364 Today is an office day 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3365 I'm a carbon offset now 1.1290 0.04110 93 83 8 2
3366 Thanks, but I can seed myself. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3367 Well, yes, it looks funny now, but when Fall comes you're going to be totally naked. 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3368 'I got it from Amazon! they also do joke books!' 1.1287 0.04142 101 91 7 3
3369 They never cut down the one with a tie. 1.1287 0.03632 101 89 11 1
3370 It’s only racist if it’s upside down. 1.1287 0.03896 101 90 9 2
3371 Brooks Brothers? I found this at Tractor Supply. 1.1284 0.04343 109 100 4 5
3372 What? There’s no one around to see me 1.1284 0.03932 109 98 8 3
3373 Christ, what an asshole! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3374 You know, after the big pruning, we now have a dress code. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3375 I really wanted a bow tie, but I never could get a tight knot on that… 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
3376 I'm wearing this so that others can tell the forest from the trees. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3377 I figured since everyone is working from home now, I’d give it a shot. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3378 Of course, Chaplin was a bit more mobile. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3379 I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3380 Umm, I think you are supposed to wear a shirt with that. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
3381 Leaves come and go, but a nice tie is always in fashion. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3382 Yellow ribbons are so yesterday. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3383 So I told him "I've been working from home my whole life and he says that he doesn't give a rat's ass and that I still have wear this stupid necktie" 1.1279 0.04619 86 78 5 3
3384 Yellow ribbons are too depressing. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3385 I'm flamboyant. Get over it, Theresa. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3386 You can’t just put on a tie and say you have standing! 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3387 I'm telling you,Sid,dress up and show some self respect or Arbor Day's gone for good. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3388 Not to worry. I'll grow out of it. 1.1279 0.03623 86 75 11 0
3389 The poets be damned. This autumn I'm dressing up the way I want. 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3390 Ohhhh, I thought it was put a yellow tie round the old ink tree. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3391 I’m just dressing for the job I want 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3392 This is awkward, we do casual Friday, not casual Fir-day! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3393 I’m all dressed up and nowhere to grow. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3394 Ugh,this high humidity 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3395 It’s Cotillion season, haven’t you heard? 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3396 You are dressed to a tree! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3397 I feel bloated from photosynthesis I can barely wear a tie around my trunk 1.1279 0.04312 86 77 7 2
3398 "They all say they are environmentally sustainable and eco-friendly in the beginning, but they all dump you! 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3399 I was told this meadow is semi-formal. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
3400 My résumé is on the back. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3401 I’m dressing for the job I want to have. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3402 Do I look too sappy? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3403 Don't TRUNKcate us! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3404 Is the tie too much? I thought I needed to branch out a bit. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3405 Because I have a job interview this afternoon. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3406 They said to dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3407 Too soon? I feel so underdressed in fall. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3408 You look like you're destined for a paper mill, not Architectural Digest. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3409 It’s a germinationday gift from one of my seedlings. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3410 They call it Street Art. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3411 They didn’t mean come as you are LITERALLY. I 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
3412 I'm a new-tree-ent! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
3413 I got tired of just standing here every day. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3414 The hardest part is the knot, but I have several of them already. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
3415 You can take the tree out of corporate but… 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
3416 'The branch office told me I was knotty for going against the grain.' 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3417 I'm getting the axe. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
3418 Sure, the Windsor knot looks great. But tying it was a bear! 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3419 I have limbs but I couldn't get my pants on them. 1.1275 0.03318 102 89 13 0
3420 I think the real question Marv is "why aren't you dressed up for Arbor Day?" 1.1275 0.04103 102 92 7 3
3421 I was gonna become an arborist, but I decided to branch out. 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3422 I could sure use a hug… 1.1275 0.03859 102 91 9 2
3423 I 'wood' never 'leave' you alone.. 1.1273 0.03444 110 97 12 1
3424 Maybe if you dress to impress, your wife won't '"branch" out and "leaf'" you. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
3425 Keep your roots off my roots. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3426 Keep your roots to yourself please. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3427 I was hoping for an ascot. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3428 They say dress for the job you want. I want to be a upper crust family tree. 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
3429 Dress for the forest you want, not the one you have. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
3430 If Brand Russlled your leaves you need to tell someone 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
3431 Looks like it’s just you and me to populate an entire forest! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3432 This cisgender thing is out of control. 1.1264 0.04568 87 79 5 3
3433 They just announced we have to come into the office twice a week! 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3434 Brazilian nut tree? 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3435 My guess? He’s being released from prison. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3436 It helps keep away the squirrels.. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3437 So, there was this dyslexic dude reading the Bobby Vinton sheet music... 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3438 I’m a corporate stooge tree. What about you? 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3439 Thank you, I’ll be here all century. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3440 My parents really want me to be a doctor’s pencil, but it’s my dream to be a singer’s pencil. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3441 I thought about a red tie, but decided it might be misinterpreted. 1.1264 0.03584 87 76 11 0
3442 I’m now overseeing all Northeast lumber yards. Pretty excited. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3443 The knot was the easy part. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3444 Tiresome squirrel purloined my pocket square. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3445 it would be a great movie following a single data byte going around the world thru wires & undersea cables from one point to another 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3446 Now the Emerald Ash Borers just fly right by! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3447 Well, if you want to be a Senator…?‍♀️ 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3448 Yoy're right. These things are absolutely pointless. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3449 I don’t care what ‘they’ say—a full Windsor is always in style. 1.1264 0.04265 87 78 7 2
3450 I want to be outstanding in my field. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3451 I can’t take the saplings this weekend. 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3452 It’s not so much the lumberjacks I’m trying to deter as much as the non-stop parade of dogs by here 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3453 Quit lumbering around! Today they’re promoting us to Board members! 1.1264 0.03939 87 77 9 1
3454 I'm half Windsor pine 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3455 Does this tie make me look presidential? 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3456 I might have a job interview later. A tin man passed by earlier and said it was either going to be me or that oak down by the brick road. 1.1263 0.03739 95 84 10 1
3457 Do you know how to tie a tree knot? 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3458 We hav an awful, awful lot in common —THATS why I keep hitting on you ! 1.1263 0.03426 95 83 12 0
3459 I call this look - Tiemate Change 1.1263 0.04027 95 85 8 2
3460 It’s a fucking tie. 1.1263 0.04296 95 86 6 3
3461 I’m on Facebook dating … 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3462 It’s the best I can do without shoulders. 1.1262 0.04065 103 93 7 3
3463 A bud said it would look great with my pompadour. 1.1262 0.03824 103 92 9 2
3464 I plan to give them up when I retire 1.1262 0.03566 103 91 11 1
3465 You gotta dress for the forest you want. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3466 It's gone from tie a yellow ribbon to a neck tie. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3467 I want to look distinguished after I lose my crown. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3468 They just loosened the dress code, so I loosened my tie. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3469 You're just jealous because more people use me as the background for their 'selfies'. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3470 I know, I know. But the shirt didn't fit. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3471 I’m a boy, and you are? 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
3472 The worst part is the cubicle. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3473 Business in the front, party in the back. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3474 As a growing maple, I plan to bring my most abundant, bright self and create a crisp environment this fall. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3475 No more remote work for me 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3476 But our roots are here!...don't leaf me!!! 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3477 I'm auditioning for a remake of 'The Wizard of Oz' 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3478 No one wants to go back to the office and I’m stumped. 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3479 Why yes, I have a job interview at another grove 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3480 Sure, it gives me confidence, but it attracts dogs, so, six of one ... 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3481 Hurry up get dressed. We’re late. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3482 Hey girl, if a tree fell for you in the woods, would anybody hear it? 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3483 xxxx 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3484 Ready for "take your offshoot to work day?" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
3485 There less likely to cut senior staff 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3486 I have a job interview at the Saw Mill! 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3487 I Arbor Green, take you...Sunny Bark....to be my lawful wedded... 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3488 I don't like my neck. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3489 Is the irony self-evident? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3490 You know what they say, ‘Dress for the invasive moths you want.’ 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3491 Just trying to make up for my hair looking like a squirrel’s nest. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3492 Yes, I have an interview for the Business Park location later today! 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3493 I wasn't sure what they meant by 'business casual' either. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3494 There is no “I” in forest, Herbert… 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3495 I decided to get my hair coiffed, too. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
3496 It’s a new look for me. I was feeling stuck. 1.1250 0.03831 112 101 8 3
3497 You don’t get to the corner office by being a giving tree, Carl. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3498 I'm thinking this will work better with my winter look 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
3499 Preventative measures. I hate feeling so naked after I lose my foliage. 1.1250 0.04253 104 95 5 4
3500 I was never good at Casual Fridays. 1.1250 0.03259 104 91 13 0
3501 I'm going stumping for the Green Party candidate. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3502 Can you help me with the knot? 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3503 What? It totally hides my sap. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3504 Tony Orlando is getting out of prison again. 1.1250 0.03386 112 99 12 1
3505 A guy just walked up this morning and said, 'Take it, I don't want to work in the office anymore'. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3506 The tie is a little short for your Donald costume, sweetie. 1.1250 0.03546 88 77 11 0
3507 All dressed up, nowhere to go. 1.1250 0.03393 96 84 12 0
3508 Unlike the Senate I would like to remain respectable 1.1250 0.04518 88 80 5 3
3509 They're flummoxed. They said, "Twins are OK, but, oh dear, how will we tell them apart?" 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
3510 Do you believe in our Lord and Savior Treesus Christ? 1.1250 0.03534 104 92 11 1
3511 Yo I'm moving to Manhattan." 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3512 We have a lot in common, we have the same issues going on in our canopy. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3513 I'm all ready to go and you say you've nothing to wear? 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3514 Your dating profile said you were a Syvsmore. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3515 You really are a lump on a log 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3516 It's Thom Browne. 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3517 So yeah, after my pro lacrosse career didn’t pan out I decided to take control of my life and become an entrepreneur 1.1250 0.03789 104 93 9 2
3518 Is it just me or does squirrel mating season get longer and longer every year? 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3519 you will NOT give that ungrateful little boy every single part of you 1.1250 0.03897 88 78 9 1
3520 Forget the tie and just branch out Herb, you're fine! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3521 He just couldn’t see the forest for us. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3522 How come you’re not wearing your green-collar tie?”—said the tree who was always ‘right’ 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3523 My seedling is getting married down the road 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3524 I'm not sure this is what he meant by, "happy little trees". 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3525 I know they relaxed the business dress rules but I just feel naked without my tie. 1.1250 0.04219 88 79 7 2
3526 Don’t ask me how I tied this thing. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3527 Figured I’d dress up before all the New Yorkers show up for leaf peeping. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
3528 You just need to branch out more. Networking is a all about organic connections. 1.1250 0.03987 96 86 8 2
3529 It's the new office dress code. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
3530 I'll give a ring in a few days. 1.1238 0.03230 105 92 13 0
3531 I’m branching out my woodrobe. 1.1238 0.03502 105 93 11 1
3532 What? There’s nothing wrong with getting spruced up! 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3533 I figure the tie will distract from my impending baldness." 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3534 Some remote worker guy put it on me, said something about policy be damned, he's never going back to the office. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3535 A yellow ribbon is so gender stereotypical. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3536 And that’s when he said that I didn’t have the look to play Oak-thello! I thought that as a society we were past all of that! 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3537 You don't think they'd chop down a stand-up guy like me, do you? 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3538 I was just as productive when I was working from home. 1.1237 0.03948 97 87 8 2
3539 Because you and I are the only two trees in the world who can talk, that's why. 1.1237 0.03666 97 86 10 1
3540 I'm going natural 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3541 Oh, I didn't see you there. 1.1237 0.04211 97 88 6 3
3542 'He just tied this thing around my trunk and went skipping into the forest.' 1.1237 0.03360 97 85 12 0
3543 Yep, my roots were firmly planted in the 70’s too! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3544 I am hoping for a lot of likes. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3545 Aspen said, "Either you go back to working at the office, or I go to Mamas!" 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3546 The necktie says, "Save that tree because it's fashionably arboreus." 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3547 But it's only a PICNIC! 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3548 I am all dressed up to go out, but my roots still insist that I stay with you. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3549 I was the president of the United States .... I'm Donald Stump!! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3550 They did say "casual" but it's a new tie. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3551 Sorry, only the Tree of Knowledge gets to wear the tie. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3552 Oh, no. Why does the job interview for paper involve chainsaws?! 1.1236 0.04469 89 81 5 3
3553 I thought I would spruce up casual trunk day. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3554 The CROWN act passed! I can finally wear my natural to work. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3555 I just think 'dressed is best'! 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3556 It may not be a ribbon but at least it's a tie and it's yellow. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3557 Perhaps too formal? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3558 Nobody told me Fridays are casual. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3559 I just thought I’d try to branch out a bit more. 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3560 I don’t mind being a giving tree, but if the kid’s gonna keep asking for stuff, I have to get another job. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
3561 Okay, okay! But just so you know, it’s not easy for me to change.” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, MO 1.1236 0.04746 89 82 3 4
3562 I’m the tallest, strongest, and best looking tree in the forest; and everyone knows it! 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3563 I couldn't find any pants that fit. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3564 I'm all spruced up. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3565 What? Too loud? 1.1236 0.03855 89 79 9 1
3566 I’m looking to start a bank branch. 1.1236 0.03508 89 78 11 0
3567 When are you going to learn? Fall always LEAVES you exposed. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3568 I want to look my best when tourists come to see our fall foliage. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3569 oh, this gender normative tie was just to get on with the forest service, actually I'm deciduous... 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3570 I wish it were a clip-on. It’s a nail-on and I think it drew sap.” 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3571 They're moving to a more formal garden. Pass it on. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3572 My apologies. I thought the position was in finance. 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3573 Did you hear that? I think I heard a tree fall! 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3574 I want to impress the new hammock. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3575 I know you got the tie, but you still can’t be a travelling salesman. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3576 I'm sorry, Jim. The human was apparently barking up the wrong tree. We won't be needing you anymore. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3577 You are not going anywhere MrT. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3578 Hey, it's better than having I love you Maggie carved on my bark! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3579 Still casual at home? I have to return to the office at least 3 days a week. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3580 I hear they’re having a formal garden party today. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3581 I’ve decided to turn over a new leaf 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3582 Forget the tie. What about the unisex hairdo? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3583 I read in the New Yorker that a tie makes you look important. I'm hoping TOO important to be chopped down. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
3584 Forget my annual leaf-peeper-tie bit. Have you ever noticed that we have a giant human hand holding up our foliage? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3585 Donttt Go Pleassee..." "Oh Really? 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
3586 I heard you should dress for the job that you want not the job that you have 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3587 This new orienteering group are a bit fancy-schmancy... 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
3588 Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Tree-sus Christ? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
3589 Sometimes you have to go against the grain. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3590 Disappointed, sure, but, on the other hand, I don't know what I'm waiting for. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3591 I don't care how Fetterman dresses, I will wear a necktie every day. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3592 I got a job up north. Have to uproot the whole family but it pays well. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
3593 Dress for success or dress for distress. Your choice. 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3594 Is this casual Friday? 1.1226 0.03471 106 94 11 1
3595 Just in case Merry and Pippin come round again. 1.1224 0.03328 98 86 12 0
3596 I have been flagged for a big party tomorrow! 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3597 Guess who I'm going as for Halloween! TIE-ger WOODS! 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3598 Hey, at least I'm not being probed for maple. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3599 I have to wear this now that I'm the branch manager. 1.1224 0.04170 98 89 6 3
3600 My career advisor told me to dress for the job I want,not the job I have. 1.1224 0.03631 98 87 10 1
3601 Let's do casual tonite so I can "leave" the tie at home 1.1224 0.03910 98 88 8 2
3602 Dad, do I have to wear this tie to the ceremony? It's choking me. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3603 Please don't call me Frannie anymore. I am now Frank. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3604 I know that you voted Republican, but maybe we should try to get along... 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3605 Makes my trunk look thinner, yeah? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3606 I don't know, I just feel ready to uproot. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3607 Is this what you meant by let's tie one on? 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3608 Ah . . . I'm just going to go get a pack of smokes. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3609 Good morning Senator Fetterman! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3610 It's a jungle out there 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3611 I guess they couldn't find a yellow ribbon... 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3612 I can't breathe! 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3613 I think it's time I ditched the dress code. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3614 If a tree follows dress code in the forest . . . 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3615 She said something about not finding a yellow ribbon so it had to be this. 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3616 Every year it's the same thing, Fall comes around, you change your leaf color, then they fall out 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3617 Just got off work and haven't had time to change, haha. Anyway, leaf blowers suck. 1.1222 0.03815 90 80 9 1
3618 You’re tied to your roots anyway. 1.1222 0.04421 90 82 5 3
3619 The tie is a gift--I'm the Receiving Tree. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3620 I'm hiding my carvings for my job interview. 1.1222 0.03472 90 79 11 0
3621 Well..3 days a week we return to office, they said 1.1222 0.04129 90 81 7 2
3622 Yellow ribbons are out of fashion. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3623 I didn't get Ax Men, but hoping the Deadliest Catch audition today comes thru." 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3624 Got a hot date tonight with Carbon. 1.1220 0.03383 123 110 11 2
3625 I can provide a copy of my tréesumé! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3626 Honest opinion -- does this go with my bark? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3627 I don’t know what I did before Uber. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
3628 I’ve been ordered back to the office. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3629 I'm telling you, there is a youtube video for just about anything! 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
3630 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3631 Come on, son. First you’re non-binary, and now you tell me you’re fruit-bearing? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3632 It's my new fall color. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3633 I've just been feeling so tied down 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3634 Hey,what ever happened to tying a yellow ribbon. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3635 I'm thinking that we'll grow together. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3636 I identify as he not tree. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3637 I just told them in the interview that I like the green stuff. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3638 I know, but it makes it LOOK like I have a neck. 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
3639 I thought the foliage was a bit subdued this year. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3640 Senator Fetterman has shown us how important it is to dress properly in order to be taken seriously. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3641 I swear I'm knot trunk! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3642 I promise it will match in a month or so! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3643 I just don't understand how my mention of the upcoming autumn could be considered a microaggression. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3644 What’s it gonna take to get you to plant your roots right here? 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
3645 I wore my G string for a job interview and nobody noticed 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
3646 New policy - no more working from home. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
3647 You’re not in the senate dress properly. 1.1217 0.03736 115 104 8 3
3648 With this changing work climate, I'm worried we'll be fired next. 1.1217 0.03526 115 103 10 2
3649 It was a gift from a well-dressed environmentalist. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
3650 I'm going back to my corporate roots. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3651 Well, now are you impressed? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
3652 It’s a happy little tie. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3653 My bark looks better than my bite. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3654 Leaves come and leaves go, but a nice tie is forever. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
3655 Help! I can't get this tie off! 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3656 Oh, I thought the Woodchopper's Ball was something different. 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3657 A Leafy tale of perspectives 1.1215 0.03440 107 95 11 1
3658 Say, do you have a jacket I can borrow for my lunch date at Tavern on the Green? 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3659 It’s choking me and I can’t losen it myself! 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3660 The guy with the yellow hat gave me a fancy tie 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3661 To quote Steve Jobs: most overnight successes took a long time. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3662 Any idea how we can grow our canopies? 1.1212 0.03297 99 87 12 0
3663 First day at the paper mill. Dress for the job you want... 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3664 just came back from the comedy club 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3665 I'm off to the save the trees meeting. 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3666 Just trying to look my best before the Fall. 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3667 Hey, hey you, hey over here, hey, Heyyyy buddy, HEY!! HEY!! Hey listen…hey c’mon, HEY! Hey I’m talking to you!! Hey so, uhhh, what are you, like uhh, deciduous or somethin? 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3668 They said my name was Tim now. And that they were coming back with pants 1.1212 0.03596 99 88 10 1
3669 Let's do it on those cars parked over there. 1.1212 0.04130 99 90 6 3
3670 We’re projecting at least 50 apples from our seed round 1.1212 0.03872 99 89 8 2
3671 I can't get it undone, it's all knotted. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3672 I'd prefer a floral pattern. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3673 Now when all my leaves fall off, I won't be left completely naked. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3674 I was tired of specifying my pronoun. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3675 I need some color. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3676 I'm looking forward to accompanying you to the next tree party 1 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3677 I want to look older but I can’t afford new rings. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3678 Don’t give me that look. The invitation said “dressy casual”. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3679 They say, dress for the squirrels you want. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3680 You should sign up for my crypto farm! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3681 Going for walks with is getting me nowhere. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3682 They say "Dress for the job you want." I'm hoping to become a Versailles king bed! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3683 I thought looking good might save me from the chain saw. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3684 Well, I like the old dress code. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3685 New neighbors 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3686 They ran out of flagging tape. It's going to be either you or me. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3687 So what, I’m a trailblazer! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3688 To tell you the truth, I still can't do a bow tie. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3689 Tying the knot is a handful. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3690 I got tired of being a basic birch. 1.1209 0.04374 91 83 5 3
3691 I regard the paperless office as a career advancement opportunity. But you can stay here and vegetate if you want. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3692 I hear if you have the right look, the corporate interests spare you in the next round of deforestation. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3693 I know it doesn't match now, but just wait until Fall! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3694 I’ll do this only when a woodpecker is around! 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3695 Did you make like a tree and leaf your tie at home? 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3696 It's time for us to grow up and realise that work from home isn't working. 1.1209 0.03775 91 81 9 1
3697 I was told to wear my fall colors. 1.1209 0.03436 91 80 11 0
3698 Winston, I’m turning over a new leaf! 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3699 Really? We can do that? I’ve been producing carbon monoxide this whole time. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3700 You don’t think it makes me look lanky? 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3701 I wish I could, but my hands are tied. 1.1209 0.04086 91 82 7 2
3702 Now we know who is the boomer and who is the millennial in this pair. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3703 'You can never be overdressed or overeducated.' You can quote me on that. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3704 I just found out that it’s business casual but how do I ditch the tie? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3705 Some cowboys chose me a necktie party. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3706 ...now the whole damn bus was cheer'n", my ass 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3707 Im a "Bespoke Oak"! 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3708 Sorry! They only like male ginkgo trees! 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3709 When I was just an acorn my father told me, "Dress for the job you want..." 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3710 I want to look good for my Timber profile. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3711 Ok, so I’ve dressed for the job I want, now what? 1.1205 0.04662 83 76 4 3
3712 If corporations can get a bank loan I figure why can't I? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3713 People used to tie a ribbon around us. Now, they tie a tie? 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3714 Maybe it's time to ditch the Afro? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3715 The tie is for gender identification. 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3716 So, this goblin comes along, I'm like 'that's cool'. He's carrying something behind his back and... 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3717 I've got a date with Shirly today, she's a tree hugger. 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3718 At least you're wearing trunks. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3719 I've wanted to be a businessman since I was a little sprout. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3720 Why discriminate the dark? I am greener. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3721 You didn’t realize that this was a formal date? 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3722 You never told me we went to casual Fridays.” 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3723 I know this was a Timber date but I think we’d make some beautiful mulch together 1.1205 0.04336 83 75 6 2
3724 I didn’t realize it was black-tie optional 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3725 Looks like full remote working is over. They’re having us return to office paper 3 days a week. 1.1205 0.03595 83 73 10 0
3726 I know, I know it was just one hug but I think she’s the one Carl 1.1205 0.03983 83 74 8 1
3727 Someone thought a yellow ribbon was a bit too whimsical. 1.1204 0.03410 108 96 11 1
3728 Dress for the job you want, not the one you've got! 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
3729 Well, we can always play rootsies! 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3730 This is going to sound wooden, but I love you! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3731 It's a Windsor knot. Why? 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3732 Yeah, my “work from home” stretch is finally over. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
3733 This is a formal garden, not some tangled thicket. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3734 I have no idea. This hiker just stopped and said, "You look like you need this". 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3735 I'm a nut tree Helen! Don't make me man-splain it. 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
3736 I heard they were bringing in a formal landscape designer. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3737 It’s the new dress code. If I had hands, I’d shred it to bits.” 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3738 Sending in this caption by Edgar A. Goetzl: The loggers won’t chop me down, they’ll just take pictures! 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3739 You can Charlie Chaplin all you want but you’re still a tree. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
3740 Did you hear that? 1.1200 0.03835 100 90 8 2
3741 It's my attempt to turn young Republicans into tree huggers. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
3742 I’m dating Sylvia. Her bark is worse than her bite. 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3743 As long as I got my root and tie. #JTree #justinTIMBERlake @wuweiiii 1.1200 0.03562 100 89 10 1
3744 Well, I’m finally tied down” 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3745 Double Tree has great amenities, including free ties 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
3746 I always celebrate Arbor Day 1.1196 0.04328 92 84 5 3
3747 I feel like the sap's been drained out of me! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3748 Be honest—does this tie make my trunk look big? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3749 It won't work,Phyllis. We're too rooted in our positions." 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3750 I have an interview with a forest. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3751 Gotta dress up for the Woodies! 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3752 Hey! It's not me. Some ... some two-legged idiot did this." Christopher Netelkos, Hackensack. N.J 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3753 It's not all that comfortable, but it sure reduces the risk of being girdled. 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3754 I’ve avoided this all my life. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3755 I had to redo my knot 1.1196 0.03736 92 82 9 1
3756 Will you go up with me? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3757 I’m sorry, I just really liked your haircut 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3758 Wanna dance? 1.1196 0.04043 92 83 7 2
3759 I’m turning into the kind of man I made fun of as a sapling. 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3760 Someone said something about a board meeting…right? 1.1196 0.03401 92 81 11 0
3761 … and the best part is, it’s machine washable!” 1.1193 0.03380 109 97 11 1
3762 We give so much. Humans won’t screw this up. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3763 Works been real stressful lately, my leaves are already starting to change and its not even September yet. At this rate they'll all be gone by Halloween. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3764 It's my bold new self-expression ...I'm tired of people saying we're essentially identical! 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3765 I am getting ready to go back to the office. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3766 Nothing to wear? What about that beautiful outfit from last Autumn? 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3767 Simba said the meeting was formal. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3768 This one is so dumb I don't even want to win it. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3769 They’re calling it the twins trim. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3770 What kind of knot is this? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3771 My pronouns are he/him. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3772 The posting was for a role in growth marketing, but they said I was overqualified. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3773 Sorry, you’re not down wind from me 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3774 Fall color. 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3775 i'm an evergreen, so this is my only chance to dress up 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3776 If I get called broccoli one more time… 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3777 He had to go, the company has been deforesting because of the latest cuts. 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3778 Thanks, Jerry Garcia designed it! 1.1190 0.04286 84 76 6 2
3779 When they count the rings, they’ll know I was here. 1.1190 0.03555 84 74 10 0
3780 Be honest…are the stripes adding *any* girth? 1.1190 0.03938 84 75 8 1
3781 I feel like one of two tree stooges. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
3782 In my interview at the magazine, they said I have a real good shot at soaking up a lot of information and giving it a glossy finish. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3783 I recommend posting some music or concert videos directly on the X platform. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
3784 I was told that this will keep me safe from the loggers. 1.1188 0.04051 101 92 6 3
3785 This podcast said I need to dress for the job I want. 1.1188 0.03236 101 89 12 0
3786 And I did it without a mirror this time. 1.1188 0.03528 101 90 10 1
3787 He called me a newbie, but I told him that my roots here are far deeper then his. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3788 Figured it made me look a little more stately. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3789 So... you think it makes me look like a barber's pole. I'll take that as a complement. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3790 I`ve decided to run for congress 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3791 My goal is to become a hardcopy policy statement. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3792 Trying to keep the chlorophyll from leaking down this year. I'll be an Evergreen! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3793 Whew! I must’ve really tied one on last night. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3794 She loves me, she loves me knot. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
3795 I prefer to call it a 'trunk-tie'. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3796 I wanted to look my best for the park's grand opening 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
3797 I thought it only polite to put on my old school tie for School of Forestry’s visit this afternoon. 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
3798 The foreman said this desk job will change me forever 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3799 Oh My Roots, you have 7 fingers 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3800 I like you hair do 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3801 Don’t you think that’s taking “casual Friday” a little too far? 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3802 My commute is the same but the back to field office mandate says this will improve employee morale and camaraderie. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3803 I want to go with you, but I'm all tied up. 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3804 I know it's too formal, but I just don't want to look like lumber. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3805 Congratulations, Son. May your pollen be carried far and wide, and contribute to innumerable seasonal allergies. 1.1183 0.04001 93 84 7 2
3806 I just wanted to spruce things up a bit. 1.1183 0.04284 93 85 5 3
3807 I’m telling you, you should dress properly if you don’t want to get cut. 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
3808 It’s a noose 1.1183 0.03367 93 82 11 0
3809 I know it is a White House position, but don’t worry, not all presidents are like Washington 1.1183 0.03698 93 83 9 1
3810 Very stylish “do”. Who’s your barber? 1.1182 0.03816 110 100 7 3
3811 I forgot: Casual Friday 1.1182 0.03351 110 98 11 1
3812 Did you forget, Melvin, today is casual Friday! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3813 Hey, if you feel like you lack class, if have another in the trunk. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3814 Oh, did I brush your roots, honey? I guess it's just because I'm quite big "down there", if you get my drift. 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3815 Have you heard about the money that you can make from the blockchain? 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
3816 I'm so sorry,Grunhilda. I would've asked you out by now but...Oh,you know. 1.1176 0.03496 102 91 10 1
3817 We might never be an item, but I'll always be rooting for you. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3818 They were out of birdhouses. 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
3819 They're trying to take me down, man. Sixty-five-year roots and all! Let's unionize already. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3820 I asked my wife if we should branch out and try something new in the bedroom, she said, "Sure! When are you leaving?" I tell ya, I don't get no respect... 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3821 The ECO-nomy is really going down the drain. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3822 At least with this, I won't feel naked when my leaves go. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
3823 It's work from home. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3824 The lady gardener put it on me. She said, Hey, Elmer, want me to 'Tie One On ya?' Then, She looked into my eyes and said, "Oh, what a handsome Sap you are!' " 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
3825 I work in a savanna but it’s remote. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3826 It's my new pronoun" 1.1176 0.04238 85 77 6 2
3827 I'm interviewing for a job as a table. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3828 Damn! Forgot that we go casual for Arbor Day! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3829 It's a yellow necktie. CEOs want employees back in the office. 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3830 Insert tree-based pun here. 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
3831 I’m Will Ferrel from the Barbie movie!! What’s your costume?! 1.1176 0.04556 85 78 4 3
3832 Tim, I'm going out on a limb here and you're not doing yourself any favors. You gotta dress for the job you want, not the one you have! 1.1176 0.03515 85 75 10 0
3833 Dude, you gotta dress for the job you want" 1.1176 0.03893 85 76 8 1
3834 It was a gift from the nice man building a strip mall. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3835 I’m tired of people mistaking me for broccoli! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3836 ...yes, I'm still using zoom 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
3837 A free market raises all boats in the harbor. Of course, we'll be murdered and used to build those boats, but you can't be jealous of the lumber company's success. 1.1170 0.04240 94 86 5 3
3838 Sorry, not tonight. I have a date with a Date. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3839 I'm applying for a job in carbon offsetting. 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3840 Those sequoias down the street think they're soooo much better than us. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
3841 Are your roots in Pennsylvania? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3842 Can I borrow your jacket? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3843 Listen up! Because of climate change, we need to de-leaf in a hurry! 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3844 This year's prom is in Birnam Woods. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
3845 How did I get this thing on? 1.1170 0.03660 94 84 9 1
3846 I used to be just like you. 1.1170 0.03961 94 85 7 2
3847 And all you have to do is YouTube “Windsor knot tutorial”! 1.1170 0.03333 94 83 11 0
3848 Well, I bear nuts. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3849 I know, but it's still demoralizing when the word "sap" comes up on a date. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3850 Yellow ribbons are so Seventies. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3851 I don’t believe in Casual Friday any more than I believe in Happy Autumn. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3852 I’m about to make a lot of paper! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3853 Are we fraternal or identical? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3854 That tie is so last season. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3855 A tree who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real tree. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3856 I'm nervous about my interview. I just hope I make the first cut. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3857 I thought I’d dress up my trunks for the pool party. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3858 Why do you keep saying I'm "extra?" 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3859 Deforestation is all driven by a love of money. They won’t chop me down as long as I look like it! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3860 The squirrels rezoned me—I'm commercial space now. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3861 They want me at the pre-sale launch party. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
3862 So I thought they said the offer was on the table, not be the table. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3863 I get all dressed up for our date and you just stand there like a tree. 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
3864 I find returning to the office so stifling. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3865 I thought it was a Fall Formal 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3866 They have quite a broad diversity program. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3867 Let’s just keep this underground 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3868 Took me awhile, but I think I nailed the tree knot! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
3869 We started accepting tree-mail...the leaves think it's a good look. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
3870 I tried to spruce up. It doesn't seem to have worked. 1.1165 0.03177 103 91 12 0
3871 Or would a plaid look better with this hairstyle? 1.1165 0.03728 103 93 8 2
3872 They said I have to go to the office, but there are lumber yard trucks at the loading dock. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3873 I’m wearing a tie like a yellow ribbon to support the troops. Why don’t you ever support the troops? Is it because you’re a fucking asshole? Y’know what? I hope you need the troops and they don’t support you. You fucking asshole! LEAF me alone! 1.1163 0.04799 86 80 2 4
3874 Oh no...is it Casual Friday again?! 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3875 My father said, "You're a sycamore, son, not a sycaless. Always live up to your name." 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3876 They are chopping us down to make way for solar panels. Green energy is dumb. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3877 After arguing he told his wife he was going to go out and tie one on. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3878 The store was all out of yellow ribbons. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3879 My whole department is getting the axe. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3880 How do you like my outfit for my Tree Grows in Brooklyn audition? 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3881 We are moving to a fancy country club, and I am going to be transplanted. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3882 I'm practicing Tie Tree. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3883 It's amazing what you can do with one yellow ribbon in just 500 years. 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3884 I told the interviewer that I could only work remotely. 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3885 You need to listen to me because I have a tie on. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3886 Ohhhhh 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3887 I thought neckties were going out of style. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
3888 I asked the dog park maintenance crew to convert us into gender neutral bathrooms, but they said it was above their heads. 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3889 Sometimes, an oak just wants to spruce up! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3890 They're transplanting me to a formal garden! 1.1163 0.03477 86 76 10 0
3891 I’m branching out into formal wear. 1.1163 0.04505 86 79 4 3
3892 No, not a clip on tie, a knot clip on tie! 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3893 What do you think of my disguise? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3894 The yellow ribbon thing was getting old....... 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3895 Didn’t you get the memo? We cancelled casual Fridays 1.1163 0.04191 86 78 6 2
3896 Whoa you’re right, how did I get this on? 1.1163 0.03850 86 77 8 1
3897 This is all that fit me at the Big & Tall store. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3898 Sorry, I’m leaving. I’m just not ready to put roots down. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3899 It IS too tight and out of date. Some kid did it when I was a twig” 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
3900 He said the tie’s all I get until I cut my hair. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3901 I Don't know. Which do you think looks better, necktie or bow tie? 1.1158 0.03300 95 84 11 0
3902 thought I'd dress for harvest 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3903 I want to make a good impression on the arborist. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3904 I figured as long as we are together, grooming is very important to our longevity. 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3905 I’m going to the ‘Save the Trees’ fundraiser. 1.1158 0.03921 95 86 7 2
3906 Why be normal? 1.1158 0.03624 95 85 9 1
3907 Lately it’s just been more work less pay…I gotta find something else. 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
3908 Yeah, thanks. My wife got it for me. 1.1158 0.04197 95 87 5 3
3909 I am going to host a necktie party! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3910 It pays to dress up. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3911 I need a manicurist, not a tree surgeon! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3912 I will continue my commitment to formal attire - climate change be damned! 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3913 It's supposed to hold me up in case of a storm 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3914 I'm trying to get them to take global warming seriously. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3915 Can you believe it? They messed up my perm! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3916 You know this is a competitive field?" 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3917 I worry that it makes me look wooden and unapproachable. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3918 You never told me it was black tie. 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
3919 Networking is just about branching out 1.1154 0.03694 104 94 8 2
3920 Look Ma, wind-tied knot is the best I could with no branches! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3921 listen to the trees so you don't become a tree too 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3922 They only accept paper résumés… 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3923 This is the tie I usually wear for Zoom meetings. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3924 The Aliens gave it to me! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3925 You said the dress code business casual! 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3926 Time to tie the knot 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
3927 I didn’t know what ‘smart casual’ meant 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
3928 I got the idea from an old Tony Orlando song. 1.1154 0.03432 104 93 10 1
3929 I asked for a Paisley, but nobody listens. 1.1150 0.03267 113 101 11 1
3930 You look as though you could use a hug. The environmentalists used to be so much friendlier in the old days -- now they seem to just walk right by us. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3931 Did you forget it's Arbor Day? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3932 What do you mean? I'm a tree, not a cacti- oh. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3933 You told me the dress code is forest attire. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3934 I must give up on line dating 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3935 This IS forest casual! 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3936 C'mon... we only have so many days left to impress these people. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3937 I’ve got an itch. 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3938 Not a formal affair? Well, in a century it'll just be a belt. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3939 I didn't know that hooking up would be so difficult. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3940 You do know the fall leaf show is not business casual 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3941 Didn't you hear Chuck Schumer relaxed the dress code? 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3942 Otherwise how would they know? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3943 Speaking of pheromones, how’s it holding? 1.1149 0.04144 87 79 6 2
3944 It was more 'me' than the yellow ribbon. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3945 I'm protesting the Senate's relaxed dress code. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3946 A relaxed dress code is beneath the dignity of this institution! 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3947 I think an Ascot would look better. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3948 We get it, George. You have a real a job. I guess you’re too good for the oxygen game. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3949 I’m just trying to disappear into the woodwork 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3950 I know it’s technically a tie but it’s called girdling. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3951 It's a Brummie agreement. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3952 I've joined a splinter group of non-carbon collectors. After these humans are gone, our work here is done. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3953 They are making me go back to the office 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3954 I didn’t know we had to choose an identity. 1.1149 0.03439 87 77 10 0
3955 The tie's my mark of distinction. 1.1149 0.03808 87 78 8 1
3956 My boss said I need to branch out more. Can't he see I'm trying? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3957 I have it on good authority that they only tie ribbons around the best. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3958 Yep. No more WFH. 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3959 Want to participate in the reforestation program with me ? 1.1146 0.03588 96 86 9 1
3960 It’s Hugo Moss… 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3961 Remember that guy in the tie-dyed shirt? 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
3962 Search me! A forest wedding was all they said. 1.1146 0.03268 96 85 11 0
3963 My arm is tired. 1.1146 0.03881 96 87 7 2
3964 I see now why they say "being tied to a tree" is torture. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3965 As your lawyer , I recommend that you not speak to the Police , unless I am present. 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3966 No, I'm not The Giving Tree...I take ten percent off the top. 1.1143 0.03401 105 94 10 1
3967 May I interest you in some lightning insurance? 1.1143 0.03660 105 95 8 2
3968 Does this make me look fat? 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3969 Stop ghosting me; I know you're there. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
3970 I haven’t seen Emily since the divorce! 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
3971 Thought it was time to upgrade my wardrobe now that I’m branch manager. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
3972 Seems we've both been on that photosynthesis diet. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
3973 Do you think new clothes and a new hair color would just be too much all at once? 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
3974 I wear it to unsettle people that might have issues with my 'Fro, bro. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3975 I want dog owners to know I'm a standup guy who doesn't take kindly to being peed on! 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3976 Actually it was tying a Windsor knot that was hardest. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
3977 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
3978 I'm not afraid knot. 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
3979 They’re relaxing dress codes everywhere these days. 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
3980 You can borrow the tie but I’m keeping my trunks. 1.1139 0.04762 79 73 3 3
3981 I have a job interview to work in a rainforest today. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3982 You know, I can’t believe it. I specifically asked for a yellow ribbon.” 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3983 It's Yom Kippur 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3984 Are you a boy or a girl? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3985 I figure it’ll help me get away with my natural hairstyle. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3986 … and then those men in the yellow hats said I’d be in the paper! 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3987 I'm pollinating. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3988 I left my suit in the trunk. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3989 Your place or mine? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3990 Yeah….it’s yellow 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3991 I figure that they won't cut me down if I show a bit of class. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3992 Are my leaves on straight? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
3993 It makes me feel more confident. I’m already starting to lose my leaves. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3994 Do you think this tie goes with my leaves? 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3995 It's time for me to stop sowing my wild oats and get serious about my life." 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3996 Hey, Arbor Day only comes once a year. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3997 It’s time that I differentree-ate myself. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
3998 I don't care what they carved on me, I still feel defaced. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
3999 Dad: Hey Son, how was your Geometree exam? Son: I was stumped. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4000 Wood you mind coming over here so I can give you a smooch… 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4001 Hope I'm not overdressed. It's been a while since I've been on the Carbon Dating scen 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4002 Have you heard the good news? 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4003 Connecticut casual is a state of mind, Terry. 1.1136 0.03767 88 79 8 1
4004 No really, I’m so glad they’re forcing us back into the office. 1.1136 0.04099 88 80 6 2
4005 Isn’t there some sort of dress code?” “Just leave, Dad. 1.1136 0.03403 88 78 10 0
4006 I'm pushing paper! I'm pushing paper now! What have I become, Sycamore!? 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4007 I haven't worn this since I worked for the Bush administration. or I got this from my cousin out west who's a fir tree under a ski lift. or This WILL be enough to convince them I'm knotty pine 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4008 We both look good with Afros! 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4009 Learned to tie it my self. It's called "The Tree Knot". 1.1134 0.03843 97 88 7 2
4010 Someone has to uphold the dress code 1.1134 0.03236 97 86 11 0
4011 Do you like my new tie? It's made out of paper! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4012 I would travel if I weren't tied down to one place. 1.1134 0.04113 97 89 5 3
4013 Got an interview down at the mill! 1.1134 0.03553 97 87 9 1
4014 No, the dress code isn't required, just a formali-tree 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4015 Don’t leave me. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4016 Since you asked. It's a Winsor Knot!! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4017 I think you should get dressed. The picnic starts in 1/2 hour. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4018 . "My experience has deep roots in growing ideas from seed to sapling" 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4019 If you want to climb the corporate trunk, you first have to dress the part. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4020 Let's get out of here. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4021 Dress for the grove you want, not the grove you have. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4022 What happened to the thousand new trees they promised to plant? 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4023 I'm up for a promotion to Giant Sequoia. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4024 I identify as a corporate executive. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4025 You didn't tell me it was casual Friday. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4026 You're not missing out, this may mean I am fit to be tied-taken down, next!! 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4027 I think we should go with something simple for our group like Sony and Sher." 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4028 Just remember your roots before your foliage starts to turn. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4029 Does something feel weird?" "Yeah, it's a little shady under here." 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4030 Nah! Those clip-ons are just too uncomfortable. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4031 I like to dress to Match the season. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4032 The yellow ribbon made me look girly. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4033 My PRONOUN is IT 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4034 I'm dressed for the Senate. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4035 Just because you don’t take date night seriously doesn’t mean I shouldn’t, Patricia ! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4036 Nowadays you only get watered if look professional. 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4037 I’m feeling lost and rootless. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4038 It's a gift from my saplings ! 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4039 You mean photosynthesis isn't a job?! 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4040 Dude, why are you wearing your casual Friday attire, it’s only Wednesday 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4041 Yes , my tie my very well represent the trappings of a patriarchal society , but I can still remain gender neutral …….. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4042 Apparently, they were out of yellow ribbons 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4043 Wood you believe they’re making us return to office?! They can’t just leaf us alone. 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
4044 You really can’t slack here or else they will cut you off Johnny. 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4045 This is the only time of year this tie matches 1.1125 0.03555 80 71 9 0
4046 It adds a nice touch to working from home. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4047 He’s taking « tie a yellow ribbon » thing too far. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4048 They couldn't find a yellow ribbon. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4049 Don't dress for the job you have; dress for the job you want to be the desk for." 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4050 Yeh. Tell me the one about a tree falling in the woods — for the millionth time. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4051 Do you think I am overdressed? 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4052 You misunderstood ~ it's not Casual Fir Day. 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4053 But the afro was a dead giveaway. 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4054 I tried everything to attract birds! 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4055 I’m trying to spruce things up 1.1124 0.03367 89 79 10 0
4056 You wanna get outta here? 1.1124 0.04055 89 81 6 2
4057 I tried a bowtie, but nobody took me seriously 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4058 It's the Schwartz kid. His Dad won't build him a tree fort or even put up a rope swing so he swiped his Gucci tie to humiliate both of us! 1.1124 0.04358 89 82 4 3
4059 Is it 5 oak clock yet? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4060 Are you stalking me? 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4061 I miss the work from home pajama days 1.1124 0.03727 89 80 8 1
4062 Dress for the lumber grade you want.” 1.1122 0.03805 98 89 7 2
4063 Uh,um,do you come here often? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4064 The tie's ancestrally motivated but an ascot would seem judgmental. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4065 Do you think this makes me look too short? 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4066 Someday I'll grow out of it. 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4067 I'm not even an oak, but they gave me a tie! 1.1122 0.03518 98 88 9 1
4068 They call it a necktie. 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4069 Quick - influencers! 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4070 I am not sure if this return-to-office is going to work for me ... 1.1122 0.03205 98 87 11 0
4071 Does it make me look thinner? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4072 I feel the need to stay properly dressed even after I go dormant. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4073 Pants are still a mystery. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4074 If they keep increasing the CO2 load, I'm pretty sure I'll burn out. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4075 I've been wearing it ever since they removed my lower branches. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4076 The gardener, in an other life was a hairdresser and beautician" 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4077 She shrubbed me off and told me to leaf her a lawn!” “I am never going on that Timber site again! 1.1111 0.04592 90 84 2 4
4078 I decided to get pruned for my job interview, and I guess I didn't really think it through. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4079 How does it look? You wouldn't think I'd have so much trouble with a knot. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4080 I CAN DO ANYTHING YOU CAN DO,BETTER THAN YOU---- 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4081 I hear that if I were a senator I wouldn’t have to wear it.., 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4082 Maple said I’m too wooden at parties. 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4083 It doesn’t make me look too wooden? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4084 I thought it looked good since I’m all neck. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4085 If that boy comes along, I’ll give him my tie, so he doesn’t take a limb 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4086 Please be careful. You know how upset they get on the senate floor. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4087 What do you mean "Tree"? 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4088 Hello, sir. If I could have a just minute of your time—have you heard the good news about our lord and savior, Treesus Christ? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
4089 Does this mean I’m gonna be cut down!? 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4090 I just feel stuck in my career. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4091 It seems like the company is well rooted, so we've been thinking about branching out. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4092 Herb, let's dispense with the formali-trees! 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4093 He said I'm ready for the paper mill, but I'm assuming I'll still need to interview 1.1111 0.04011 90 82 6 2
4094 This is gonna stunt my growth! 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4095 The tie is nice but the mustache is just too much. 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4096 Fifteen years in the bathroom-sign industry is impressive, but crosswalk work is a whole different ballgame. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4097 My job is kicking my ash. 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4098 Please excuse my formali-tree. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4099 Autumn is coming, I don't wanna be completely naked 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4100 Well, it’s actually my second hill-ternship 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4101 It could be worse. The oaks got tied with a hundred ribbons. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4102 I must have misunderstood the dress code… 1.1111 0.03331 90 80 10 0
4103 So how I was saying, there's an afterlife for every tree when they all have cut us off, would you like to join? 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
4104 Chat GPT told me to wear a tie to my interview at the arboretum but honestly Gladys, I feel a little overdressed 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4105 Tie a yellow tie around the young oak tree 1.1111 0.03687 90 81 8 1
4106 I’m thinking of trying something different for the fall themed insta photo sessions this year. 1.1111 0.03928 81 73 7 1
4107 Hello, my name is Alder Price... 1.1111 0.04303 81 74 5 2
4108 Well-at least it is yellow" 1.1100 0.03451 100 90 9 1
4109 The board just decided that we need to return to office. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4110 I think this new desk job is going to halt my growth potential. 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4111 Sorry I’m tied up tonight 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4112 Fortunately, this is not a carving I have to cover up for interviews. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4113 It's required, bud. You're going to have to leave. 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4114 Hey, this is a city park. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4115 You ask...why do I wear the tie? I bought the tie on-sale during Covid-19. Because I worked from home, I never wore the tie. Today I went back to work in the office. Every day is casual Friday. I don't know what to do with the tie. 1.1099 0.04265 91 84 4 3
4116 I don’t know why I have to wear a tie. 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4117 Yes,I am Dioecious,not gender-neutral. See any attractive,female Mulberries trees lately? 1.1099 0.03969 91 83 6 2
4118 Perhaps just a single strand of pearls? 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4119 You look ridiculous with this…hair 1.1099 0.03648 91 82 8 1
4120 Apparently dress code for the climate crisis is Suit and Tie formal 1.1099 0.03297 91 81 10 0
4121 You don’t get it, Frank. Nobody has ever chopped down a Business Tree. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4122 I've always been Farmer Joe's favorite twin, so get used to it! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4123 Do you think my outfit could turn that treehugger into a treekisser? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4124 I wear it to get respect from nesting birds. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4125 Looks like you lost your shirt in the carbon exchange. Hope there’s no crash. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4126 Weekend's over, Linden. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4127 hug a tree. log a tree. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4128 Does this look too formal? 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4129 It’s all very well to say ‘Dress for an interview’—but how many choices do I have? 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4130 I turned in the yellow ribbon for formal wear. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4131 I heard them say they’re taking me out tonight! 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4132 You really do feel different when you dress for the day. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4133 I'm interviewing to become a hardwood floor. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4134 I am trying to look well groomed. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4135 It’s a Zoom meeting, it only matters what I’m wearing from my trunk up. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4136 Tree-huggers are fine, but I'm ready to find a tree-kisser. 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4137 No, you're on a leash! 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4138 Everyone needs life insurance. Are you in a hurry? I'll tell you all about it. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4139 YouTube showed me how to tie a double Windsor. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4140 I’m interviewing with the paper company that hired Fred. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4141 Where’d he go?” “I dunno. Must have seen the forest and missed us trees. 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4142 What's the matter? You've always said I'm stiff. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4143 Son?!! 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4144 This gift looks so good,it should be mandatory for our grove. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4145 so ahhhh, you come here often? 1.1098 0.04253 82 75 5 2
4146 THEY tried to cut me down by saying I couldn’t be branch manager, but look at me now, Brian, I’m CEO of the Forrest! “Yes we CANopy!” 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4147 I'm all tied up, you gotta be-leaf me 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4148 I’ve got an idea for a hotel 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4149 That’s an interesting hammock design, but they seem to have miscalculated the measurements. 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4150 The new dress code makes you look like you don’t belong in this branch… 1.1098 0.03473 82 73 9 0
4151 …pretty much the same…you know, still, boring, repetitive,…at least I got to wear a tie 1.1098 0.03883 82 74 7 1
4152 I thought I’d dress up for our annual Climate Change meeting, but it sure is warmer than usual! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4153 You meant it when said: "I'm tied up". 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4154 Hon, I'm headed to the office!" Haha, just kidding 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4155 I'm interviewing for a position as an 18th Century Highboy 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4156 I’m afraid Tony Orlando has gone full MAGA. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4157 Its those lovely climate people who dressed me up 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4158 Sure, I wear a tie now. But back in the day I was a Bob Ross model. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4159 How do you like our new afros? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4160 I see that you are going into to office today. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4161 I feel that some standards must be preserved - no matter what the Senate says! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4162 I thought mid be less likely to be wood chipped if I was already dressed…. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4163 I hope he comes back, I can't breathe waiting for the show to continue. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4164 Left tree: "I heard they're cutting down trees for paper!" Right tree: "Don't worry, I'm branching out into digital media!" 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4165 I got a callback for Tree Number 7. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4166 You like it? It came with a matching shirt. 1.1089 0.03955 101 93 5 3
4167 And then I was like, ‘WHOA!’ and they were like, ‘WHOAA!’ and I was like ‘WHOA!’, and they were like, ‘Don’t try that in a small town..’ 1.1089 0.03697 101 92 7 2
4168 No, that definitely does not make you look fat. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4169 The wife said it brings out my leaves. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4170 What are you doing? It's casual Friday! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4171 I think I’m a shoe in to be a finalist for “The Giving Tree.” They go through a lot of trees 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4172 Our roots just touched and you want to talk saplings?! 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4173 My platform is that the forest is for us trees, has always been for us trees, and must stay for us trees. We’re gonna run out all the squirrels and make the forest arboreal again! 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4174 Apparently, in order to survive Climate Change, I also need a white collar. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4175 ...And that's when she told me she wanted a man who wasn't stuck in the same place for the last 25 years. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4176 I’m trying to stand out from the rest of the forest. 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4177 Can you please undress me. Otherwise they will kill me. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4178 Did they also call you back to the office? 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4179 The stress from this case is gonna make my leaves fall out. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4180 Well son,you asked to see where I work. 1.1087 0.03263 92 82 10 0
4181 i thought you said we were dressing up! 1.1087 0.03927 92 84 6 2
4182 The invite said black tie, not business casual. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4183 And that's how I got promoted to the cabinetmaker department. 1.1087 0.03610 92 83 8 1
4184 At least it's not a corny heart with someone's initials. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4185 Just because we have the same hair style doesn't mean I question my gender! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4186 Watch closely and I'll show you one more time how to tie it. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4187 Republican party primary debate 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4188 Well, one of us has to be fancy. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4189 Was that your root because I'm tired of putting up with promises and then you never make a move. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4190 Aren't you dressing for the peepers? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4191 Tie one on, girlie? 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4192 I'm aiming for a seat on the board. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4193 You should dress for the job you want, and I want to be a tie-wearing tree. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4194 I think I shall never see, a poem lovely as thee. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4195 What did you expect, a clip-on? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4196 I thought it was formal. 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4197 Your hair is great but dump the mustache 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4198 It’s only Thursday! 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4199 I am about to loose my leaves so I am dressed for the funeral.. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4200 It wasn't my idea. Some idiot thought I was cute. 1.1084 0.04203 83 76 5 2
4201 You’re looking quite the TreeEO—let me guess, ChatGPT ‘leafed’ through your resume? 1.1084 0.04539 83 77 3 3
4202 Great weather we’re having. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4203 ties are trending now, it’s the new fall fashion. what do you think?? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4204 We're going green at corporate now 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4205 Bob, I think you may be eligible for an E.R.Seed tax credit!? 1.1084 0.03838 83 75 7 1
4206 ' I am running for President' 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4207 Loose the tie. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
4208 You and your reincarnation! Here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4209 Can you adjust my knot? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4210 I’m trying to connect with my roots. My ancestors were tree doctors. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4211 I always like to dress formally for any appearance in a cartoon. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4212 You don’t look anything like your profile picture. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4213 Dress for the job that yew want. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4214 You're gonna pop your acorns when you see my other tie. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4215 It's terribly unfair we have to fall in the forest to be heard, don't you think? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4216 Have you no respect for the dignity of the Senate? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4217 Just ‘cause I can’t move doesn’t mean there’s not a company hiring remote workers out there. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4218 The self-help books says I have to dress for the job I want!” 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
4219 It sure beats a yellow ribbon, don't you think?" 1.1078 0.03386 102 92 9 1
4220 Are you touching my roots? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4221 I promise I was at work, Honey! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4222 There's only so many ways I have to show my love for you. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4223 My mom said I can be anything so I decided to be a professional human. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4224 I did tell you it was formal. 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
4225 You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are ... because I read 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn'? Does that encapsulate you? 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4226 Tie one on, and it avoids getting tree knots later in life. 1.1075 0.04177 93 86 4 3
4227 I heard that Joyce Kilmer might be visiting this week 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4228 Turns out they were serious about '"return to the office" after fall. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4229 It's better then that stupid bowtie that you wore to the X-Mas party" 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4230 Does this double windsor make me look stiff? 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4231 It's Tree Day, you dumb stick! 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4232 When she said she couldn’t see the forest for my ties, I knew it was time to leave. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4233 Since I got this tie, folks been assuming my gender, job, and class, when really we're just the same, you and me. 1.1075 0.03230 93 83 10 0
4234 Don’t worry, a couple of weeks more, and we can fall into each other’s arms completely naked. 1.1075 0.03573 93 84 8 1
4235 Kids these days! I mean, look at this ridiculous thing! Never thought I'd actually miss one of them carving their initials into me! 1.1075 0.03887 93 85 6 2
4236 You gotta dress for the job you want, Mike! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4237 They're coming by today to trim branches and I want to look my best. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4238 But it’s casual Friday! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4239 How come I had to get all dressed up? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4240 That's the last time I go to your hairdresser. 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4241 I'm interviewing for that upper management tire swing job 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4242 I'll be the tie, you'll be the yellow ribbon ok? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4243 So the stupid lantern flies will not recognize me. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4244 I see you had a visit from the tree trimmer today, too 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4245 I gotta a job at a publishing company. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4246 It was hell getting this thing on. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4247 Did you forget the lumberjacks were coming today? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4248 "So you want to wait for bees before we cross-pollinate?" 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
4249 Wood you, Dee, Sid, hue & Us.Tie the knot? 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4250 I had a Groupon for the same cut and blew the rest on this silk tie… 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4251 I’m sure you didn’t know that we are already connected by mycelium. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4252 The new boss cancelled the work-from-home policy. I have to walk the 349 steps to the office from now on. 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4253 I got promoted to Assistant Branch Manager! 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4254 I'm trying to get them to see the tree through the forest. 1.1071 0.04487 84 78 3 3
4255 Two leaf-long friends 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4256 Seriously, does this tie make me look fat? 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4257 Just can’t get no respect! I mean, had you rather have oxygen or toilet paper?” Ann M Smith asmith75wfu@gmail.co 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4258 I tell you, I've done the research. I don't believe any of that software will keep you from getting hacked. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4259 The shirt and slacks arrive next week. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4260 They didn’t believe my prounouns are ‘he/him’. Roberta Gatti, Washington D.C. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4261 Well, after all - we are spruce trees! 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4262 It’s for the cover of my new book - “We’re Not All Evergreen: How to Display Brilliance Year-round.” 1.1071 0.03395 84 75 9 0
4263 I’ll take tied down over cut down any day of the week. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4264 Do you like it? It’s text-to-image. 1.1071 0.03794 84 76 7 1
4265 Well, I honestly believe that casual Fridays are more about a laid-back vibe. 1.1068 0.03355 103 93 9 1
4266 We must be related: We're carbon copies, our roots are close and go deep, and I keep finding these old family ties in my trunk. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4267 Here's a ditty, my sapling buddy: Tie an eighties tie around the ole conforming tree, if you still... 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4268 I’ve been promoted to VP of squirrels. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4269 Normally fruit trees require two or more trees for pollination. Two is all I need. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4270 I don't care, I feel more productive in a tie. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4271 I had a hard time actually finding my neck. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4272 They're delivering the rest of the suit tomorrow. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4273 Let's hold roots 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4274 I thought you said it was a fancy forest. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4275 I wore this to make me look old enough for that job I applied to. Wait--you don't think they age verify?? 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4276 New fashion just in time for fall. The squirrel insisted. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4277 Looking like your date branched you off" ... 'ya she leafed right before my eyes 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4278 It’s a holiday tradition in honor of the sacrifice made by the pines. 1.1067 0.04482 75 69 4 2
4279 I heard the branch supervisor is coming by.... 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
4280 Casual Friday's tomorrow. I bet you feel silly. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4281 I am not a tree anymore! 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
4282 What? My stylist told me I should branch out. 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4283 It clashes with your bark. 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4284 Well, you know what they say: 'live everyday like you're going to be turned into a ream of paper...' 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4285 It's my Halloween costume. 1.1064 0.04133 94 87 4 3
4286 Bob, there is thing called LinkedIn 1.1064 0.03197 94 84 10 0
4287 I have an interview with Wordle on modeling for Threetops & Fourest 1.1064 0.03537 94 85 8 1
4288 I thought we stopped wearing chains 100s of years ago 1.1064 0.03847 94 86 6 2
4289 Is my tie straight ? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4290 I can't wear a yellow ribbon after Labor Day. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4291 I think speed dating is the root of all evil. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4292 Every time I try to give a speech, I just get trunk tied... 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4293 It’s Throwback Thursday. This is the closest thing I had to a yellow ribbon. 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4294 I'm so sick of my gender clasification, when I have always felt like Mae West! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4295 Hey, does this tie make my neck look thicker? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4296 Of course I'm nervous. It's not everyday I get to approach the bench. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4297 Will you be my arm-candy? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4298 T think this "well kept garden" thing has gone a bit too far..." 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4299 It's called smart casual and it destroys chainsaws. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4300 I branching into business. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4301 After all the hunters and picknickers, it's left to us to show some sense of style. 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4302 Well, she's a fancy mac... 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4303 The clothes make the tree, Jerry! I’m gonna work my way up and someday I’m going to be running this park. 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4304 Tie yellow ribbon..." 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4305 Good day Sir! I’m an insurance agent… I highly recommend our latest “Forest Fire Insurance” 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4306 Well thanks for telling me, it’s casual fir-day! 1.1059 0.03357 85 76 9 0
4307 I am a Mormon Missionary. Could I interest you in another testament of Jesus Christ we call the Book of Mormon? 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4308 if you don’t show them you’re already dressed up, they’ll put those ridiculous lights on you 1.1059 0.04108 85 78 5 2
4309 How’s my knot? 1.1059 0.03751 85 77 7 1
4310 Don't worry, it will match my foliage in a couple of weeks. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4311 Hey! I just got a new job at a woodworking facility. 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4312 I decided to be different & go out on a limb. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4313 You like it? It was the only thing I could afford at a trunk show. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4314 I'm trying to pass for protected 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4315 Yeah, she's bringing over some friends to meet me. Wants me to look presentable. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4316 This year I’m going as a formalitree. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4317 I said, "Enough with the yellow ribbons, and..." 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4318 Treebeard goes clean-shaven for the corporate world 1.1053 0.03808 95 87 6 2
4319 Groot!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.1053 0.03501 95 86 8 1
4320 But why can't I sleep at night! 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4321 I wanted to formally announce that I'm leaving you. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4322 This makes me invulnerable to chian saws" 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4323 Not MY idea! First of all, I'm NOT an old oak tree. Second of all, I hate the color yellow! 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4324 I told you--I don't have a fancy bow tie! 1.1053 0.04424 76 70 4 2
4325 I know, we live together apart! 1.1053 0.03165 95 85 10 0
4326 You look unhappy. Was it not good for you? 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4327 I thought you said we had to dress formally tonight. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4328 Michael, don't tell me you didn't tie one on last night. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4329 It’s just feels like we’re not really going anywhere 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
4330 So I say, 'I’m not falling for that again — you’re never around to hear what I have to say' and I quietly quit. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4331 Let me tell you how you get ahead... 1.1048 0.03294 105 95 9 1
4332 I can't untie it, they trimmed my limbs. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4333 They say dress for the job you want, right? Well, I want to be an executive's desk. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4334 It's the suggested dress code for Arbor Day. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4335 It's a prank. Ignore it. I'm a they. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4336 Seriously, you could earn a lot of green joining this hedge fund. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4337 I'm aiming for a spot in the boardroom 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4338 I'm off to my graduation as a tree surgeon 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4339 Do you think this tie makes me look more shadier than you? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4340 Why do they say we’re stuck in the ‘70s? 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4341 I'm androecious and proud of it! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4342 I feel naked without the matching pants. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4343 I wanted bangs but apparently the guy didn’t hear me. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4344 Again, all dressed up and no place to go. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4345 I almost went with a bow tie, but then I thought, "You know, Larry, that 'tie a bow around a tree trunk' thing has been done to death..., 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4346 Can’t remember whether it spares or dooms. 1.1047 0.04385 86 80 3 3
4347 It's a fancy hammock 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4348 And then, they ate one of my apples, and poof!, they're gone! 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4349 I can't find a yellow ribbon so I' figured I'd wear this. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4350 Excuse me, if not for these damn roots, I would have somewhere to go! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4351 WTF. I submitted "She/Hers" and told wardrobe my name was Veronica. A Necktie???? 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4352 Did you really forget to dress up for the showing today? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4353 My day job is great, but the commute takes forever 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4354 The party's at a formal garden, so I thought the tie would be appropriate. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4355 I like to tie one on for the leaf peepers. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4356 Some sap wants me to go formal. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4357 I don’t get no respect - why don’t you just make like a tree and leave? 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4358 Should I go with the bow tie? I should'a gone with the bow tie! Right?! 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4359 How do I know? I Can't tie a windsor knot. 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4360 The invite said black walnut optional. 1.1047 0.04061 86 79 5 2
4361 They’re all bark over there. They won’t actually axe anyone. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4362 I thought they said this was Black Tie?! 1.1047 0.03709 86 78 7 1
4363 Let’s get some work done before the fall falls 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4364 Her son went off to Wall Street. 1.1047 0.03320 86 77 9 0
4365 This motherfucker… 1.1042 0.04050 96 89 4 3
4366 I didn’t get the memo with the dress code 1.1042 0.03134 96 86 10 0
4367 Where are we going again? 1.1042 0.03466 96 87 8 1
4368 I'm so humbled to be named to the Forbes 200 under 200. Here's what I've learned. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4369 I can't believe they're making us go back to the office. 1.1042 0.03769 96 88 6 2
4370 Ahem, my award for signing the Carbon Neutral Pledge. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4371 Don't worry darling - I guarantee that you will make a sound if you fall over. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4372 ARE YOU DRESSED UP TO GO SOMEWHERE? 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4373 Casual Friday is tomorrow! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4374 I don't want to settle for being a box, I'm aiming for office copier supplies. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4375 Dude, we’re part of the swing tonight! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4376 I missed the feeling of having someone chained to me. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4377 Now that we're back in the office full-time I thought I might as well start wearing them again. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4378 Am told this is in lieu of my carbon credits. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4379 Due to global warming, the tie is rising. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4380 Darlene, do you smell smoke? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4381 One extra ring so I can get us beer. 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4382 The fellow who keeps tying this is a real sap. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4383 No tie! Bye, Bye! 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4384 Is it casual Friday already? 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4385 Yeah, I mostly specialize in sustainable paper products. 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4386 You really know how to tie one on! 1.1039 0.03958 77 70 6 1
4387 I'd say I've always had a growth mindset 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4388 So then I said to myself, “How am I supposed to get any experience if I don’t even get the interview?” 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
4389 They’re currently cutting down and this means I stay and you don’t. Sorry dude 1.1039 0.04369 77 71 4 2
4390 I'm all dressed up and no where to go. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4391 You are barking up the wrong tree. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4392 For the sake of cousin Mulberry! Wear a tie. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4393 Would you stop singing “Tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree” ! 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4394 Quit throwing shade on me! 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4395 They want me at McEwan's pre-sale gala. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4396 Oops... Forgot today is TGIF dress down 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4397 How was work...leafless? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4398 If I'm going to be chopped down and burned alive I want to look my best. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4399 Evergreens aren’t the only fancy ones, you know. 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4400 How are you expecting them to count your rings? 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4401 What can I say? I'm a fan of Mad Men. 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4402 Dress for the fall you want 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4403 A tree grows in Murray hill 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4404 I have a date with a Palm tree later 1.1034 0.03668 87 79 7 1
4405 I thought I'd spruce things up 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4406 I thought I’d start acting like it’s Monday 1.1034 0.03284 87 78 9 0
4407 I didn’t want an Afro. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4408 Hi babe I love your foliage! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4409 After meticulously counting my rings, I realized today is my birthday. 1.1031 0.03104 97 87 10 0
4410 Well, for one thing, it's not because I want to run for the U.S. Senate. 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4411 The company will be cutting half of all employees! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4412 Oh god, he’s better-looking AND better dressed? I’ll never be a plumber! 1.1031 0.03432 97 88 8 1
4413 I couldn't find a yellow ribbon. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4414 The boss told me to log out. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4415 I love you baby 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4416 The old school tie links the group, but our roots go deeper 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4417 It brings out the color in my leaves. 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
4418 The knot hides my knot. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4419 Thought I'd just spruce up. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4420 If you were hoping for Casual Fridays, you’re barking up the wrong tree! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4421 This working from home thing is really working out for me. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4422 Been working on my Clinton impression…I did not have sexual relations with that Chestnut… 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4423 I didn't know we could still work remotely! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4424 Now that'it's on, how am I going to get it off? 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4425 I got it on sale at Macy's! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4426 They are hiring in Forest Management. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4427 I've got to run. Late to work! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4428 I thought it was an upgrade to the yellow ribbon. 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4429 Yes, I know the invitation said "informal", but no one tells me how to dress. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4430 On Arbor Day, I'm all in. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4431 Oh, that’s right- I forgot; it’s Friday! 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4432 It's okay but I prefer a yellow ribbon. 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4433 Stop being a little birch and join the School Reyewnion! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
4434 I know it’s odd .. a talking tree 1.1026 0.04314 78 72 4 2
4435 I’m in charge of managing growth for my branch, at least until Autumn. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4436 Oh , Love Love Love this garlic blub trend. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4437 I stand by my belief that clothes make the tree. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4438 Yea, we’re the same species, do you want to cross pollinate? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4439 The humans said I'm getting a desk job! 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4440 They said it would help me grow… 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4441 I’m hoping for a promotion to Ent. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4442 Some construction guy put this on me and said I was a cut above the rest. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4443 Bro,I lost my Big Mac. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4444 Can I help it if I’m a Tony Orlando fan? 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4445 Would you like a nice pocket square? 1.1023 0.04288 88 82 3 3
4446 I can't believe I have to work on Arbor Day. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4447 I’m trying to look professional so dogs don’t pee on me. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4448 At first it was so tight it made my leaves fall off. 1.1023 0.04288 88 82 3 3
4449 Promotion smotion. At the end of the day, I’m still exchanging gasses. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4450 Mitch is my name,syrup is my game. 1.1023 0.03972 88 81 5 2
4451 I’m respecting the Senate 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4452 Beleive me, My boots are on my roots. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4453 “I have some bad news for you. Today is your last day here. It's not been a good cultural fit. 1.1023 0.03249 88 79 9 0
4454 I wanted to look good irl, not just on paper. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4455 You can call me letter. 1.1023 0.03628 88 80 7 1
4456 'It's time for me to branch out in my career. 1.1020 0.03073 98 88 10 0
4457 OK, but the invitation said Business Formal. 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4458 Today I was promoted! My boss told me I'm ready to be a 'Plank' 1.1020 0.03399 98 89 8 1
4459 Just saying we’re like cheerleader magnets. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
4460 I’m hoping if I look like I’m business-focused, Rishi Sunak is more likely to care about me. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
4461 ...and that's why I think you should branch out and invest in crypto! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4462 I just had a job interview ... I'm looking to move to another forest. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4463 I told them that you have a knot and I wanted one too. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4464 I've also got a heart tattoo on my back! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4465 Just found out my bright future is to become copy machine paper. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4466 After all my efforts, I'm still just a tree wearing a tie. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4467 Have you been seriously injured? Has a boy taken everything from you and left you stumped? No one will fight harder for you 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4468 I've just never been able to accept the Company's new "Business Casual" dress code. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4469 I heard a lumberjill is joining the crew! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4470 No idea how I’m going to adjust to three days in the office. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4471 Someday we'll both be turned into receipts from CVS. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4472 I'm a formal-a-tree, get it? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4473 This also happened in the last primaries. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4474 Sure, it appears nice now, but come winter I’m going to look like a crazy old professor! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4475 I’m getting ready for a meeting with the Baltimore Orioles! 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4476 I see tie is optional at your branch office. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4477 And, once though that hole, no one now knows where oh where could the little doggie be ... no wait ... that was last week's contest ... these damn ties! 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4478 But dear, we’ve grown apart. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4479 They said they’d get back to me. 1.1013 0.04261 79 73 4 2
4480 Do think the squirrels will respect me more with the tie. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4481 I could use a hug. 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4482 Does this tie go with my bark? 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4483 I thought working remotely was a given for me. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
4484 "Oh, NO!! Here comes the fat guy with the hammock again. Quick..try to look weak!" 1.1013 0.04627 79 74 2 3
4485 I wanted to make sure I stood out for the designer all organic paper company coming this afternoon 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4486 The squirrels wanted a more formal dining area” @rasmusi 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4487 Going somewhere? 1.1013 0.03416 79 71 8 0
4488 At our start-up you will have plenty of opportunities to grow. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4489 What did think a talking tree wears? 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4490 OK, first we had, "tie a yellow ribbon", then it was casual Friday, & now it's, I'll ripe the sap right out of ya! 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4491 Since the new green deal, they promoted me to a different branch 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4492 They said to TIE the yellow ribbon around the old oak tree, didn't they? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4493 Can I borrow a hair pick? I got a hot date. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4494 Want an apple? How bout a date? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4495 Love your coiffure! At least we didn’t dress alike. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4496 All my knots are Windsors except this four-in-hand. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4497 I’m leafing you for a younger shagbark. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4498 I want to hug you but my roots are so strong. I'm tied! 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4499 If you are in the upper branches, they can't chop your ass down. 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4500 Another ringer, dear... 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4501 With the hand above,holding the pom-pom. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4502 I've heard the owners say that I've grown into a mature tree. 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4503 Guess I’m tied down in more than one way now, huh? 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4504 I turned over a new leaf! 1.1011 0.03929 89 82 5 2
4505 They ran out of yellow ribbons. OH GOD what if she doesn't find me? 1.1011 0.03214 89 80 9 0
4506 I'm hoping this will confuse the lantern flies. 1.1011 0.03589 89 81 7 1
4507 It's a symbol of slavery to tradition. 1.1010 0.03366 99 90 8 1
4508 I just think the birds appreciate a tree that takes his job seriously. And of course if the birds come,the bees won 1.1010 0.03659 99 91 6 2
4509 I don’t get no respect. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4510 Just doing my part to attract pollinators. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4511 i see a gender critic. The tree who wears tie its reaffirming your gender as a man under stereotypes. He´s in shock that the other tree isn´t doing the same, because probably it doesnt have a gender, or is fluid or non-binary. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4512 I'll try to achieve a concordant color match this fall. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4513 I'm an executive. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4514 I try to look my best on the days that the arborist comes by. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4515 Z Y X W Q R V... sorry Z Y X W X Y... *hiccup* Officer, please. 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4516 What does dressy-casual even mean, though? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4517 Nice to chat with you, but my carpool should be here soon. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4518 Be honest. Can you tell this is a clip-on tie? 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4519 You look so handsome darling! All the best on your first day. No matter how tall you grow, never forget your roots! 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4520 Yeah, I know I have nowhere to go, but I just feel naked without a tie. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4521 did you tie this around my trunk? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4522 We're two trees in a trove 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4523 This world is messed up! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4524 We are not getting the chop in this market, wood is way too expensive. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4525 We have to quit meeting like this" 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4526 Yes, I know we are working from home now, but I am still accustomed to wearing a tie. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4527 I HAVE. CHANGED MY HAIR STYLIST 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4528 Its my acorns graduation 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4529 I got formal because someone said we could be a hotel chain. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4530 I find autumn a more formal season, don't you? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4531 Once Sprout starts to grow we can bill ourselves as a singing tree-o. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4532 I asked why I had to go into the office when I can do my job right here. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4533 You mean today is not Friday? 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4534 I’m going out on a limb and ask if you’d like to share a cold root beer ?” 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4535 I thought I leave this world in style 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4536 Someday I'm gonna be resume paper! 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4537 You know what they say -- dress for the job you want, not the one you have. 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4538 I was thinking we could cosplay. I'll be Edward Lewis from Pretty Woman and you'll be Vivian. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4539 So I heard there was a new martial art. Tie Tree. 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4540 What? There's big money in the clothes tree business. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4541 You can borrow mine. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4542 You can’t wear a summer tie in the fall, Paul. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4543 I thought they said business attire required? 1.1000 0.03551 90 82 7 1
4544 What a relief! The arborist said not to worry about the new knot." 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4545 Relaxed” dress code? Since when 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4546 Let's make out! Let's drop some leaves together! 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4547 What? I miss getting dressed. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4548 Lately, I’ve been trying to be more tree. 1.1000 0.03180 90 81 9 0
4549 Look, it’s temporary. It’s just a placeholder until I get a better job in my field. There are worse places to work. And I hear Lumber’s a growing industry! 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4550 Carl, you're late for the branch meeting. Didn't anyone remind you? It's our last chance to blow hot air at the boss before fall, heck after that it'll be hard just to shoot the breeze. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4551 Oh… are we doing casual Fridays in this forest? 1.1000 0.03887 90 83 5 2
4552 You really should think about making yourself more presentable 1.1000 0.04210 80 74 4 2
4553 Those campers tied me up right 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
4554 We're looking for more experience. 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4555 As a teacher, I feel this will really give me a head start on home-made supplies and “giving it all I’ve got” 1.1000 0.03815 80 73 6 1
4556 Don’t tell me you are trying to leaf me! 1.1000 0.03333 100 91 8 1
4557 How’s your new job tree-ting you? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
4558 Sure, go on and tell me Jos A Bank isn’t your favorite store too. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
4559 I’m growing a lovely leafy collar to go with it. 1.0990 0.03302 101 92 8 1
4560 I'm trying to be more of a thought leader. 1.0990 0.02987 101 91 10 0
4561 It's not Friday yet! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4562 He, apparently, doesn’t know how to tie a Windsor 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4563 I had a choice, back to the office or firewood 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4564 What, and you don’t feel underdressed? 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4565 Does it make me look like a spruce? 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4566 You've made me lose my train of thought! 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4567 I thought this was a formal event. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4568 George, how are you supposed to fly through platform 9-3/4 with that stupid tie on?" "Come on, Fred, you know it's the only way Harry can tell us apart. 1.0989 0.03147 91 82 9 0
4569 The sales person said it would make me look slimmer. 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4570 So basically what I’m told is it’s the most euphoric way to finish. If only there was something I could hang this from @drewtang 1.0989 0.03513 91 83 7 1
4571 It finally happened; I got a Return to Forest mandate. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4572 My girlfriend has a yellow ribbon but she's an old oak. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4573 All I said was, "I'm going OUT!" 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4574 I'll show you how to put one on. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4575 You better like me--I'm not going anywhere. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4576 My full name is Windsor Knotty Pine" 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4577 If you want to be a real date tree you have to dress to impress. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4578 Fred, I'm hoping to get a song written about me too. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4579 Somebody told me it was "dress-up" day. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4580 I won't blame you if you shade me. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4581 I just think I've given all I can to Treesearch & Development and it's time for me to branch out. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4582 You laugh now, but let's see who gets marked for upper management, and who gets marked by Fido. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4583 If you think it's going to be hard to get off, you should have seen me putting it on. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4584 My pronouns are 'he, his, and him.' What are yours? 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4585 All I know is that I was in invited to a necktie party. 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4586 You are better off without the boy. He only wants you for your body. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4587 you have no idea how hard it is to get this tie on straight every morning! 1.0988 0.04159 81 75 4 2
4588 Optional! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4589 It’s part of the Fall collection, you’ll be wearing it next season. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4590 What? I thought you said I should get a tie or swing. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4591 Without a trunk I wouldn't be able to change my seasonal attire. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4592 Actually Bob, much of the population has little or no opportunity for remote work 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4593 Sir. I am here to ask for the limb of your sapling. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4594 Well, paid ‘leaves’ are so nice. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4595 I wood, but I have to go to work. 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
4596 The Windsor knot is underrated, I know. 1.0988 0.03770 81 74 6 1
4597 Yes, a rough day, even though it's not a jungle out there 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4598 I really tied one on last night. Even tho my bark is worse than my bite, so I decided to branch out. OK, stop me if you’ve heard this one, but I’m going to go out on a limb, then I’ll leave you alone. I’m such a nut, am I… knot? 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
4599 I'm going into Carbon Offset Credits 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4600 Oops, looks like I just tied one on 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
4601 If a tree falls in the forest, does it wear a tie? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4602 What are your pronouns? 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4603 I got invited to the Woodchopper’s Ball. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4604 There was a time, not that long ago, when you had to wear this to get into the Senate chamber. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4605 I know this is tacky at this point, but I still don’t wear pants if it’s just going to be a Zoom call. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
4606 I got the second interview for that genealogy job..." 1.0980 0.03271 102 93 8 1
4607 The second best time is today, Gary. Today! 1.0980 0.03555 102 94 6 2
4608 Despite not having movable appendages, I once again assert my dominance. 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4609 A little bird told me that if you smarten yourself up, they will spare the axe 1.0978 0.03805 92 85 5 2
4610 Yell when you see the Google Maps truck! 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4611 If you say it's just a 'formalitree' again I swear I'll have you chopped down. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4612 Hey, it’s International Day Of Peace, hope some tree huggers come along. 1.0978 0.03477 92 84 7 1
4613 I don't belong here. 1.0978 0.03114 92 83 9 0
4614 I've got a job interview at noon. The rumor is there are going to be cuts around here. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4615 Help! I'm tied up!! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4616 You know this,it was the fungi! 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4617 Although the e-vite is paperless, I still like to dress for the occassion, how often do we get invited to a bonfire... 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4618 I call it a visual pronoun. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4619 That's funny. I'd have sworn you were deciduous. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4620 An arboreal influencer launched this deciduous enhancement , but I'm thinking it has more of a coniferous branding .. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4621 I wish I bought the one with vertical stripes to make me look taller than you. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4622 I’d rather be overdressed now than naked come November. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4623 When you said you were fit to be tied with me,I thought this would calm you down?! 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4624 One time,I went to a steak restaurant and our server tried to cut it off and I was like, ‘Make like a tree and get out of here.’ 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4625 This is not AWOKE - this is called CLASSY 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4626 The root of your problem is that you didn't read the email re dress code. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4627 Yes, just a tie. The stakes are too high. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4628 I think we of high stature should adhere to the dress code. 1.0976 0.04110 82 76 4 2
4629 Yeah, I know ties are out. And I'm not sure this clean on the bottom, full on top look is still fresh, either. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4630 I don't think trees have to wear these things anymore 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4631 My owner is mourning his stock market losses. 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4632 Another million years and I'll have a shirt to go with it! 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4633 Is my knot crooked? 1.0976 0.03726 82 75 6 1
4634 I hope they will still keep casual Fridays now that we’ve returned to the office. 1.0976 0.03297 82 74 8 0
4635 With winter just around the corner, I decided to tie one on! 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4636 I heard them mention management when they came by. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4637 Scares the dogs fr lifting their legs 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4638 It’s the new return-to-forest policy. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4639 I think we’re related. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4640 I know only God can make a tree, but can't we get dressed up occasionally? 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4641 Yeah, it looks good but I can't tie my shoes. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4642 If you're going to dress up, I'll have to get my hair done. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4643 You said you preferred a more formal garden… 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4644 Casual Friday ended after Labor Day 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
4645 How you doin’? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4646 I’m more afraid of cold weather hair loss. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4647 Of course I gave the return-to-office policy a lot of thought before I announced it - why do you ask? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
4648 We’re growing another branch. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
4649 I'm wearing my tie now, because I won't have time to change later for my parent/sapling conference. 1.0971 0.03522 103 95 6 2
4650 I'll get back to you later. I'm tied up up right now. 1.0971 0.03240 103 94 8 1
4651 I just want to look my best for leaf season. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4652 They decided to dress me before they cut me down. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4653 I’m only for dogs who are SVP and above. 1.0968 0.03765 93 86 5 2
4654 Hello, darlin. Care for a little pollen? 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4655 That tie is committing treeson to your naturalistic look 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4656 You should leaf and start your own branch. 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4657 My timber brings all the boys to the yard and damn right it’s better then yours;Jim. 1.0968 0.03441 93 85 7 1
4658 So what’s the fella’s name? 🏳️‍🌈 1.0968 0.03082 93 84 9 0
4659 What pronoun do you go by? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4660 Come winter, I feel naked without it. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4661 Well, I always seem to get the best corner of the forest 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4662 what? all bark and no bite? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4663 Fuck off, Norman 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4664 I think it means the loggers are coming back for me tomorrow. It’s just as well if I have to wear this thing forever. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4665 Please, Hazel! I didn’t mean you should make like me and leave! I meant you should make like me and stick around! 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4666 How do you like the button down collar? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4667 They still have a dress code - even if you work from home. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4668 Do the stripes make me look taller? 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4669 So this guys says to me, 'If you want to be invited out and mingle in society, you need a tie.' That was forty years ago. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4670 Sorry, Fetterman fashion is no longer accepted.. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4671 I'm meeting the kid from 'The Giving Tree' today. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4672 I thought it was trite when he put it around me. Then he says, “Yew, do you.” 1.0964 0.04062 83 77 4 2
4673 When they come with the chainsaws, I figure it can't hurt my chances. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4674 They're promoting me to branch manager. I'll be making good paper, but I won't get to take any leaves. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4675 I am not sure if it matches my trunk. 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4676 Hi honey, you wouldn’t believe what the branch manager had me do today. 1.0964 0.03259 83 75 8 0
4677 If you cant beat them join them 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4678 So you went with the “Untuck it”?? 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
4679 ....lean over, honey 1.0962 0.03210 104 95 8 1
4680 You’re really going to the client meeting like that? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4681 I wish you'd said it was business casual. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4682 If I don't go into the office, I'll get fired--and as close as we've grown through the years, that'll impact both of us. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4683 Sorry. Can't talk. All tied up. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4684 So then they fired me! Can you be-leave that? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4685 I could come over but I’d have to get a new leaf do first! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4686 I like your fro. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4687 Why don't you tie one on? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4688 Oh! Did you just tickle my roots? 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
4689 Back in the office starting Monday. I’m worried what’s next, pants” 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
4690 I got a job at SAP. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4691 It hides the nest 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4692 What's shaken? 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4693 I have to look professional. I heard they are cutting down. 1.0957 0.03726 94 87 5 2
4694 I really look forward to the day we can go casual for the arborist's visit. 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4695 I have to dress for work. 1.0957 0.03051 94 85 9 0
4696 Can I give you a ring? 1.0957 0.03405 94 86 7 1
4697 Wood you believe the root cause of our problems can be addressed. -Taylor S. Boston, Mass 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4698 Come here often? 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4699 “Do you know where I can find a collared shirt?” 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4700 I’m sorry, but I think we need some distance. 1.0952 0.03457 105 97 6 2
4701 Yellow ribbons are for losers! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4702 I’m just Ken 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4703 As a banker, I have to deal with these people everyday who keep asking whether or not money grows on trees. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4704 My track record makes me a natural choice for branch manager. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4705 Sorry, can't do it today. I'm tied up. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4706 Who says Nature can't produce identical twins" 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4707 I like formal gardens. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4708 My self-worth is taking a hit…talk on the Street is timber futures are way down. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4709 At this age I'm not thrilled about getting naked in public anymore 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4710 The tie goes with the pronoun I prefer. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4711 Underdressed, yet again, for Fall Foliage Day. 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4712 I didn't realize that it is casual Friday! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4713 What do you think - Windsor or four-in-hand? 1.0952 0.02878 105 95 10 0
4714 I'm trying the lumberjack style. I think it may help. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4715 You’re right. I never should have tied one on last night! 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4716 And today Wendy brought some doughnuts to the office, how was your day? 1.0952 0.04015 84 78 4 2
4717 *“My oxygen brings all the boys to the yard.” *“If you can’t beat them, join them.” 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4718 You can't stay rooted to your old job, you gotta branch out 1.0952 0.03222 84 76 8 0
4719 Leaf it to me. 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
4720 Same old, same old. All dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.0947 0.03980 95 89 3 3
4721 I think it doesn’t hurt to dress up a little, but, no, I’m not planning to go back to the office. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4722 It's a really bad knot. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4723 'I'm embarrassed to say that I used to be sceptical about reincarnation" 1.0947 0.03021 95 86 9 0
4724 I thought you said the attire was formal. 1.0947 0.03688 95 88 5 2
4725 What it’s a black tie,before the clocks turn ,and fall comes sooner 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4726 You’re photosynthesizing in lounge wear? Shady. 1.0947 0.03371 95 87 7 1
4727 Apparently, my little boy learned about personification in school. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4728 That right, I’m tied down for the fall. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4729 This is a formal request… 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4730 From the look of your tie …this a dress up event! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4731 If I go orange in a few weeks will it clash with my tie? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4732 I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was casual Friday. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4733 There's nothing I can do about it, I'm a fucking tree! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4734 It seemed like a normal date until she started laying eggs. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4735 I think I can fool them into thinking I am a person protecting the trees. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4736 At least it hides the orange ribbon that marked me to be cut down. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4737 Hope I get peeped! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4738 As a juniper tree, those gin drinkers think I should also tie one on. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4739 I know I am old fashioned, but this is the tie that binds us. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4740 Don’t tell anyone, but it’s actually part of a hammock. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4741 I'm interviewing at Weyerhaeuser. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4742 'You must be Federman " 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4743 Non-binary? 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4744 Your 'amazing Wood Wide Web' couldn't even remove this clip-on. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4745 I'm an investment banker, but I identify as a Northern Red Oak. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4746 I’m feeling stuck in our relationship. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
4747 TikTok made me do it. 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
4748 I'm hoping for Ivy League but since SCOTUS Papa's version is now taboo. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4749 Son, I think it’s time we had the talk about the birds and the bees 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
4750 "Then he rode off with Lady Godiva." 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4751 I swear to you, all I did was admire her trunk! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4752 Most others find my conversation wooden. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4753 Yo, have you seen my seeds? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4754 I heard some people saying something about a neck tie party. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4755 Now that a lot of people are working from home, I'm hoping for an office floor assignment. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4756 I can't move closer so will you share your roots with me? 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4757 Could you lend me a branch and straighten my tie? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4758 Formal looks good! 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4759 Yes, it's casual Friday, but that doesn't mean you show up naked! 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4760 I'm telling you, there are benefits to this work-in-office thing 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4761 Ready for trunk-or-treat. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4762 It's to scare away the birds 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4763 We're way ahead when it comes to signaling gender non-specificity!" 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4764 I'd rather to be tied up than tied down 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4765 WFH opened job opportunities in new fields for us. 1.0941 0.03599 85 78 6 1
4766 I call it “conservation formal” 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4767 Thought I'd look sharp for the arborist. 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
4768 I'm hoping to move up in the company. 1.0941 0.03969 85 79 4 2
4769 I can't return it now. It took me weeks to find this one. 1.0938 0.03337 96 88 7 1
4770 This interview? It's my ticket outta here. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4771 It's part of the our Fall collection. 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4772 Fine! Yes. There’s lipstick on my collar….. I think maybe I wanted to get caught “ 1.0938 0.03651 96 89 5 2
4773 I'm in the final audition to become the lead Ent in the new Lord of The Rings sequel. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4774 It's the guys in club ties who are left still standing. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4775 Too wide? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4776 I am a hard wood 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4777 I needed the world to know that I'm the guy. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4778 Didn't you know? Woodpeckers hate a Half-Windsor 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4779 They cut down Oakley next door and we're having a Celebration of Life. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4780 Don't look at me like that! I just wanted to branch out without leaving my roots. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4781 Am I comfortable with swinging? Ahh... 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4782 You're great just the way you are. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4783 The maple taught me the half-windsor, it's a little easier with my stiff branch syndrome. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4784 The stripes across make my trunk look wider. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4785 Short term loans only. We’ve all read about what happened to that stump over there. 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4786 My wife said yoga would be good for me, so I thought I’d give it a try 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
4787 Good evening, folks! Anyone in from out of town? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
4788 I was getting jealous of your knots. 1.0933 0.04318 75 70 3 2
4789 Do the horizontal stripes make me look fat? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4790 My group doesn't allow casual day! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4791 You know where I was last night. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
4792 The invitation said formal dress! 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4793 We could make such wonderful acorns together! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4794 I'm waiting for my trousers at the cleaners. 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
4795 Birch, please! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4796 I'm a Republican." 1.0930 0.03924 86 80 4 2
4797 One of the two squirrels who just ran up put it there. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4798 I hear they listen to you if you wear one of these. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4799 Have you seen my comb? 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4800 There's junk in the trunk, and then in my case...there's junk ON the trunk! 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4801 Harvard or Yale? What's the difference? 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4802 You know, technically it’s not nepotism if they make you do an interview 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4803 Hang Tied, all rings around it. 1.0930 0.03151 86 78 8 0
4804 So, do you want kids? 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4805 Without arms, I haven’t been able to dress casual for decades. 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4806 I have a job intreeview today 1.0930 0.03558 86 79 6 1
4807 The boss said ‘work from home’ is over and no one in the forest is happy about it. 1.0928 0.03304 97 89 7 1
4808 Is the tie too much? 1.0928 0.03614 97 90 5 2
4809 They say dress for the job you want, not the job you have 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4810 I'm even thicker than two planks, so I've decided to run for president." 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4811 I don't want to be totally naked when winter hits! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4812 My wife thinks ties are sexy. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4813 Bra -Bra-Bra - Broccoli! 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4814 Doesn’t a domestic tree such as yourself miss the joy of a life well dressed? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4815 Our Roots are intertwined. Will we'll have any cute saplings soon? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4816 Somebody's gotta keep up the professional dress code now that Congress and corporations don't care. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4817 Capitalism will save us from climate change! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4818 'They're making us go back to the office grounds. No more remote growing.' 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4819 Gender Binary Forest 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4820 I’m upping my game for Homecoming pictures. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4821 They used to use it only for hangings but I found it startingly fashionable with just a touch of riskè. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4822 I'm presenting on, 'The Hill'... am I overdressed? 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4823 I'm rooting for us to marry... 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4824 Where’s your tie? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4825 Don't look at me. I didn't tickle your roots. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4826 Make your carbon credits work for you!" 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4827 Record profits might actually be worth it all though 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
4828 'Dress for the job you want' as they say, and let's face it, I don't wanna be the next guy on the chopping block! 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
4829 I see afros are back in style. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4830 No one told me it was casual Friday! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4831 We have so much in common. We’re made for each other. Let’s spread our seeds this spring. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4832 It was installed by the tree surgeon to cover my knotts...... 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4833 Just wait until you see how they decorate me for Halloween! 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4834 It’t time to end casual Friday. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4835 Dear, I am afraid our Afros are a few years out of style. We need to call the tree trimmer. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
4836 I'm hoping to branch out into formal wear. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4837 I think it adds a bit of elegance to my fall line don't you? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4838 What are you wearing with your ball? 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4839 She said no more hugs until I took more pride in my appearance. 1.0920 0.03880 87 81 4 2
4840 I'm interviewing for a position in The Ramble. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4841 I heard that the arborist is coming by today. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4842 What? I always dress up for Arbor Day. 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4843 I don't get it. They said,"Change is not linear". 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4844 They’ll be taking your picture no matter what. Might as well be ready. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4845 What do you wear to bed? I only wear Tie n°5 1.0920 0.03116 87 79 8 0
4846 It’s my uniform for boarding school. 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4847 Lunch break’s over 1.0920 0.03519 87 80 6 1
4848 I heard, that squirrels bite on intellectuals. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4849 She didn't listen. He very specifically mentioned a yellow ribbon. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
4850 Dress for success, Frank! 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4851 I heard the E.P.A. is hiring. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4852 Waiting for Godot 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4853 What a coincidence, I have also put down roots in the area. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4854 The email said everyone needed to start working back at the shrubbery. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4855 Since this is redneck country, I thought it was a good idea to keeps from being cut down. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4856 Because it's not casual Friday yet. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4857 Producing oxygen tickles my roots 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4858 I'll be home around ten. Got a hot date. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4859 Please, go out with me before it starts to fall out. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4860 Not even a yellow ribbon? 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4861 I might be a sellout, yes. But this will make them less likely to chop me down. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4862 At first I wasn’t too sure, but now I’m really lichen it. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4863 They said I'd make a fine forest tour guide, with one little problem. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4864 Yes i got tied up in a relationship that isn’t going anywhere. But it feels better than being uprooted or cut down to size or seeing her totally leaf me behind. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4865 Just sprucing up my look. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4866 ...and then they tied me up. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4867 Well,the invitation said : "Get spruced up" ! 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4868 I never could tie a decent knot 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4869 I don't think "Casual Friday" means we get to come in completely naked. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4870 of course it's a double windsor Sheila. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4871 At least we will be able to hold hands in a few years. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4872 To get noticed,why else! 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4873 Cool fro…where did you get the idea for it? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4874 Looks like your company started enforcing the return-to-work policy, huh? 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4875 . . . and we’ll be safe to grow old together in this endless greening of America era. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4876 Should've put a ring on it 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4877 Hey! Where’s my cummerbund?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4878 I am so stressed. Just came back from work and rumors are that they are cutting me soon. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4879 I just felt like dressing up today. 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4880 Hurricanes strip me bare, but only a tree hugger makes me feel naked. 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4881 NFTrees offer a unique way to diversify your investment portfolio. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4882 You wouldn’t believe my commute! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4883 I just want to stand out in the crowd. 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4884 Mom said if I wear this I won’t get pigeonholed as a treehugger anymore. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4885 You said the kid climbed your trunk? And swung on your branches? Then you gave him some apples? Dude, you’re screwed. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4886 You know your branches have ties? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4887 It's the new dress code for "A Walk In The Forest Tour With Martha Stewart'" 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4888 The memo said we were bring back casual Fridays 1.0909 0.03240 99 91 7 1
4889 I thought we were supposed to dress the bark up 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4890 I‘ve shown you my Arborist Knot, now show me yours 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
4891 Can you be-leaf it, the log-islative branch is cutting birch-control! 1.0909 0.03837 88 82 4 2
4892 Cocktail attire can mean a lot of things 1.0909 0.03480 88 81 6 1
4893 Sorry, Dave. I have to trim you. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4894 Nice tie, but it doesn’t make you look taller. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4895 Please LEAVE and come back when you have a tie! 1.0909 0.03082 88 80 8 0
4896 Great cut. What hairdresser do you use? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
4897 HELLO I AM A TREE WEARING A TIE 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
4898 I didn’t get the bark casual memo. 1.0900 0.03208 100 92 7 1
4899 The boss is going to take your head off the next time he sees you. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4900 Someone mistook me for a mangrove. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4901 I had to have Harry tie this for me 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4902 Well, maybe we could get old Mother Lee to braid us some ‘locks? 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4903 You gotta dress for the job you want - not the one you have. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4904 It's time we start acting like the pillars that we are. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4905 I hate when people pick my ties. 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4906 Tie a yellow ribbon" seemed too heteronormative. 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4907 Look at me! I’m 𝘚𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘴 guy! 1.0899 0.03442 89 82 6 1
4908 you don't go anywhere dress like that! 1.0899 0.03049 89 81 8 0
4909 It's my lone stance against casual Fridays. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4910 You'll grow into it. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4911 Inflation has caused the price of paper to increase, I’ve got to find a new gig! 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4912 Hey sugar maple, you come here often? 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
4913 It sets off the color of my leaves. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4914 You talking about Magnolia? Her bark is worse than her bite. 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4915 These two guys walked buy and said they wanted to "tie one on." 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4916 I said, "leaf-tie". Get it? Is this thing on? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4917 Rumor has it that one of us is going to be cut down, so I want to look my best. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4918 Casual trees are too high. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4919 She told me: "No tie,no hugs!" 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4920 I thought Labor Day was the season's end of dress casual 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4921 The emperor has a tie but no clothes 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4922 The guy was singing something about tying a yellow tie around an old oak tree, go figure... 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4923 Are you sure a bow tie is more my style? 1.0897 0.03734 78 72 5 1
4924 I just figured, dress for the job you want, you know? 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
4925 What? The boss told us to dress business casual. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4926 Rumor is, it's the season of firings. Gotta do something to not get the axe. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4927 they told me 'dress for the job you want' and i always thought being a clothes rack was cool 1.0897 0.04156 78 73 3 2
4928 I’m gonna need you to wear some decorations during the office party this Friday. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4929 I know this may be awkward for you, but on Zoom they can’t even see my mossy roots. 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
4930 Whaddya mean, 'Nice Thom Browne'? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
4931 Gerald, I’d love to talk about the fall collection with you, but I’m a little tied up 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
4932 You wouldn’t believe how my shares increased once I stopped Giving and started Taking 1.0891 0.03475 101 94 5 2
4933 It's great fun consulting tree surgeons. They were able to open many branch offices. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4934 It's not casual Friday! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4935 I'm applying for the job at the saw mill. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4936 Sorry. You’re not my type. I’m already tied up. 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4937 You don't have a chance. 1.0889 0.03017 90 82 8 0
4938 Well, of course--it's an ironic statement on the 19th century "necktie parties." But it's also a lament flavored by palpable relief that I don't have to engage violence on even an occasional basis. The lament is for the end of wildness and purpose. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4939 I’ve gotta grow up someday! 1.0889 0.03405 90 83 6 1
4940 Its not wrong per se… i do like to leaf a little to the imagination myself. 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4941 No matter machine or razor, I always end with this five o'clock shadow 1.0889 0.03754 90 84 4 2
4942 Haven't you gotten tht memo? Our NEXT hundred years are "Not Casual 21st Century" 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4943 I just didn’t agree with the Tree Surgeon’s Report that Ties carry viruses. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4944 You know, I just don't like dressing up for the office again! Why couldn't things remain casual and relaxed? Did it have to end?! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4945 Why should red and yellow leaves get all the attention? My trunk also welcomes autumn! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4946 We raelly could have had a wonderful reationship if you were also wereing a tie 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4947 Every fall I feel so undressed without my leaves. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4948 From now on call me Treepik 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4949 Well it makes a change from those horrid yellow ribbons. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4950 And it’s not just the tie. They’re going to make you put on a jacket, too. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4951 I do this every year to distract from autumnal pattern baldness. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4952 Nurture or nature you ask? My societal roots run deep. 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4953 You've got to dress smart if you want to move up in the world 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4954 Mr. Mason's invitation said formal, right? ... Right?!?! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4955 They said a Mohawk! 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4956 Now I gotta grow apples 10X faster. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4957 I'm tying on my return to office look 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4958 I hear Milton said he’s gonna burn the forest down” #forofficespac 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4959 And that's what's happening with the birds and the bees. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4960 lovely treein’ you again but with fall around the corner we both know where this is headed. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4961 I grew into it 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4962 The tie means I’m entitled to bark orders 1.0886 0.03688 79 73 5 1
4963 It’s all about the growth mindset in this economy 1.0886 0.04104 79 74 3 2
4964 Your barber made a mess of your hair. I’d never get the same barber. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4965 I was having debilitating neck-location anxiety. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
4966 I have a meeting at the sawmill. By the way, what's a sawmill? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
4967 You didn't tell me summertime was tie optional! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
4968 I needed to change it up a bit. Don’t worry, I’ll put the yellow ribbon back on tomorrow." Esther Altmann Danbury, CT 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
4969 Do you think the new shrub will notice me? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4970 looks like you are going back to the forest 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4971 I"ve been invited to the Woodcutter's Ball. It's formal. 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4972 Beats the shit out of a yellow ribbon. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4973 I thought I’d spruce up for the meeting with the conifers. 1.0879 0.03369 91 84 6 1
4974 How do you like my ‘fro look for the office? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4975 Do you think it will finally tip them off to the important work we're doing here? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4976 The man misunderstood me when I said that before he cuts me down, can I please tie one on? 1.0879 0.02985 91 83 8 0
4977 Tie a yella ribbon around this old...young, slated for newspaper tree. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4978 All dressed up and no way to go. It's the story of my life. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4979 Nobody told me that this forest wasn't formal 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4980 It's only for the two days a week they expect me in the office. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4981 Are Yew ready to Leave? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4982 I’m so deeply rooted to you 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4983 It's after 5:00 - what am I, a farmer? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4984 I went with horizontal to look more sequoia. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4985 With all this talk of a dress code in the Capital, I thought I’d avoid any possible problems here in the forest” 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4986 Don't we dress up for the day of Fall? 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4987 You are not winning! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4988 It was either wear the tie or bear their initials. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
4989 Those fingers in my hair, that tie, come hither. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4990 Keep an ear open in case I fall. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4991 I'm taking quiet quitting to its extreme. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4992 Can’t you see I’m trying to say I love you 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4993 I'll talk to the Minister. 1.0875 0.03643 80 74 5 1
4994 Does this look like a yellow ribbon to you? It doesn't look like a yellow ribbon to me. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4995 Hey Cherry tree, wanna make a seedling? 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
4996 Now they'll have to start taking us flora more seriously. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4997 Tongue-tied? 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
4998 Of course it's pre-tied. No hands. I'm limbited. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
4999 Are you new to this area 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5000 Honey, she was a tree hugger. What did you expect? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5001 I'm being turned into a CV today. 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5002 Chronic nudity . . . No more! 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5003 You thought today was "Casual" Friday? 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5004 I’m rooting for us getting serious. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5005 T1: It's your birthday isn't it? T2: How can you tell? 1.0870 0.03334 92 85 6 1
5006 I picked the right tie. Didn't I?" #barniestinsonstyl 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5007 This Fetterman thing has gone too far. You better not be wearing a hoodie next time I see you. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
5008 I hope I don't get fired this quarter 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
5009 First you tell me I’m lazy, now you tell me I work too hard. Which is it? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5010 This thing feels more like a noose.” 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5011 Friend, I'm sure you've heard the saying, "Money doesn't grow on trees." Well, friend, they haven't checked out my podcast CA$H CANOPY. Follow me, and comment #TreeInATie for exclusive content and member discounts. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5012 Just in case I find the ent wives. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5013 Since our root systems already intertwine, do you want to make a sapling? 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5014 Its casual Friday but we have a root-cause analysis meeting later 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5015 The trick is getting the crease just right. 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5016 Sorry I can't come over and hug you, sweetie! 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5017 Is a telework option really too much to ask? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5018 I’d suggest marriage if we already have an underground connection… 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5019 I guess one of us takes Arbor Day a little more seriously than the other. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5020 Its Arbor day… did you miss the memo? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5021 If you con't conform to the new dress code they'll dut you eown"" 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5022 Indus"tree"alization huh? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5023 I can’t believe they’re making me come into the office.” 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5024 Nice tie. You leaning a bit right today? 1.0864 0.03599 81 75 5 1
5025 They said everyone has to go back to the office. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5026 Vera said this would make my trunk look longer. 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5027 Capitalism, dogmatic/extreme religious ideology and income inequality is ruining our lives and the planet and all I want to do is leave 1.0864 0.03141 81 74 7 0
5028 According to our creator, we were ‘Happy Accidents’,” said Bob Ross Tree No. 607 to Bob Ross Tree No. 12,762 1.0864 0.04005 81 76 3 2
5029 Thank God she can't put a ring on my finger. 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5030 No yellow ribbon for me, this season is all about TIES baby! 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
5031 This is my autumn foliage for 2023. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5032 From Closet to Corner Office: A Promising Career Journey Unfolds 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5033 Guess you didn't see the notice that they were going to tag some trees today. I thought I'd get ahead of the game and wear a tie. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5034 HOA approved. Not sure what you want me to say. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5035 I just felt like I should dress for the job I want, you know? 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5036 I’m the very core of an upright citizen 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5037 I’m trying to be more of an upstanding citizen.” 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5038 You want to know why the Lorax got the spokesman gig? Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5039 Tell me again; why do I want to tie one on? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5040 You coming? 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5041 Token support, but missing the primary objective. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5042 When did casual Fridays start? 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5043 you aint got shit 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5044 I’m rooted in success. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5045 Man you ain't getting that job 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5046 That necktie makes you look too wooden. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5047 Yeah, Bert, my nesting crowd are celebrating. Apparently it’s all about hatchemania. Whatever that is? I’m not a true guest, though, more of a support entity, really. But,I like to dress up when I can. How’s your root problem these days, Bert? 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5048 If they think I have an important meeting to attend, they might spare me. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5049 Almost turtleneck time! 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5050 It's better than the pants. 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5051 I asked them for a yellow RIBBON. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5052 The Windsor knot is the knot I have. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5053 It’s a noose. They’re saying trees are dying anyway. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5054 Danger? I think you’re just jealous because these nice people came by and put this on me and not you. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5055 So you’re the reason they relaxed the dress code 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5056 Well, I figured it was about time I straighten up. 1.0854 0.03957 82 77 3 2
5057 You see, I “still” like the pre COVID formal work wear versus the post COVID casual PJ era! 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5058 Lookin to tie one on?” “No, I was about to leaf 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5059 what? This is my casual Friday tie. 1.0854 0.03557 82 76 5 1
5060 You hear what happened to Giving? We need whatever negotiating gimmicks we can get before we’re finally tracked down by Shel’s other children 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5061 : “I mostly work remotely since they planted us on East 4th, but I still like to dress up every morning.” 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5062 They're gonna start cuttin' soon 1.0854 0.03105 82 75 7 0
5063 Hey Buddy, you’re barking up the wrong tree. 1.0851 0.03265 94 87 6 1
5064 Great news! They said they’re going to put all my pieces in the paper! 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5065 Dress for the part if you want to avoid the chop shop 1.0851 0.02894 94 86 8 0
5066 You know tonight I'm invited to a party down by the lake I had to dress up a bit! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5067 Hi! You must be Elma! I’m Elmo! 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5068 Yeah, mostly remote, but today I'm working from our branch office. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5069 Why would you say I look like Charlie Chaplin? 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5070 Too formal? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5071 Can you believe we were inspired by a single right hand? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5072 If you want the birds to nest on you, you have to dress to impress. 1.0845 0.03883 71 66 4 1
5073 No one told you about casual fridays huh? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
5074 I decided it was time to tie the knot. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5075 I just flew in here this morning, and man, my branches are tired! 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5076 It’s been three long years since he started working from home. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5077 I'm here for the job of "Shade Tree, Level IV. My qualifications? Are they not obvious? 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5078 I'm just trying to branch out a little bit. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5079 I always dress up before a trim. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5080 I thought it was Semi-formal forest fabulous. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5081 Well, I used to be in the front hall holding their coats. When I outgrew that, they hung this on me. After a while no one used it anymore, so now I'm out here. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5082 I'm not mad, just tell me how you did it. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5083 A nudist colony is exciting for only so long. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5084 “I thought the tie was a celebratory touch. Happy Anniversary!” 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5085 I'm all dressed to go but stuck here. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5086 I heard the lumber barons were coming so I decided to dress up 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5087 I thought you said Tree-Tie not Treaty 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5088 Don't look at me, I didn't even pick this tie! 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5089 Didn't you get the note? We're being appraised today. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5090 I thought you guys didn’t do casual Fridays 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5091 Ben, it's time for that Zoom meeting. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5092 I’m so tired of the pleasantrees, can’t we just get to the root of it all. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5093 My name is Patrick Barkman. 1.0843 0.03515 83 77 5 1
5094 Honey, I am always so sad when you leaf for work, but I’m rooting for you anyway!! 1.0843 0.03911 83 78 3 2
5095 The important thing is that we generate efficiencies after any dry spell through a root cause analysis. 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5096 It really helps me close those “it brings out the color in key leaves 1.0843 0.03069 83 76 7 0
5097 No, how could I be in heaven when I know we can never be cheek to cheek? 1.0842 0.03232 95 88 6 1
5098 No, I'm a tie-tree 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5099 Have I got the perfect Buick for you! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5100 It's awkward but not as bad as the Tie the Yellow Ribbon fad 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5101 I, for one, found his 'rake the forest' idea inspirational! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5102 I think the tie is a tree-mendous improvement,don't you? 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5103 Your bark is worse than your bite. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5104 Did it happen if you're the only to see it? 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5105 Yah, I've got another date with that tree hugger. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5106 Dorothy gave it to me. 1.0833 0.03865 84 79 3 2
5107 Don't be a sap, the invitation said forest semi-casual 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5108 It's that time of year! 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5109 It makes me look more professional, or so they say. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5110 Stop telling me to change my tie! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5111 I'm heading out to my National Forest job interview. Wish me luck. I hope my leaves stay put by the time I, hopefully, get hired. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5112 You can't fire me, Birch: I uprooted my whole family for this job! 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5113 Don't worry about bringing a snack to share, we can always gather roots and berries while we wait to finally meet up!", George Koomullil, Monrovia, Maryl 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5114 What? I'm exploring the depths of my personality... 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5115 My swing is in the laundry. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5116 I told you, my pronouns are he/him. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5117 It's like I always say my friend, "You need to dress for the job you want!" 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5118 I didn't know we had adopted Forest Casual. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5119 Every once in awhile I like to tie one on. 1.0833 0.04311 72 68 2 2
5120 So, Pieter has filed a complaint. He's Dutch, but he says he's not Elm and isn't sick. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5121 Oh that singing” where is that squirrel when you need one. 1.0833 0.02836 96 88 8 0
5122 What! This forest needs a but of class! 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
5123 The boss is always barking about something. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
5124 I don't get it. Why is walking such a big deal. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5125 I wood love to hang out, but my new job is keeping me in logged in. 1.0833 0.04220 84 80 1 3
5126 Treet me right 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
5127 Gotta Pick yourself up by the root straps 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5128 How was the funeral, Paulie?” “I think I messed up the dates. That casket was not a local. 1.0833 0.03034 84 77 7 0
5129 As a Royal Oak, you should know we have a very high standard regarding our dress code 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5130 What do ya mean you want roots? 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5131 Whaddya say, wan't to tie one on? 1.0825 0.02808 97 89 8 0
5132 It'll come off on September 21st. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5133 I was thinking we should spend more time together, how do you feel? 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5134 When we tied the knot I didn’t think it meant I would wear a tie indefinitely. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5135 The balding season is coming so I need my boss to give me that tie to cover up my disrobed body. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5136 Yep, all dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5137 It’s all about connections, you just need to know who to bark up. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5138 We arborists bring dignity to tree tagging. This tree will go down as a true Corporate American Sweetgum. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5139 It's the dress code at my private forest school. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5140 …I feel a bit overdressed here… 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5141 And when we do arrive, try not to act like a stick in the mud. 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5142 I don't know that it's something to be so tied up about. -Alicia Chinatomby, Los Angeles, CA 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5143 The agency was looking for someone who could have their hair styled year round. 1.0824 0.02999 85 78 7 0
5144 Earth is warming, Gotta be cooler now 1.0824 0.03821 85 80 3 2
5145 I'll have what she's having 1.0824 0.03435 85 79 5 1
5146 Because a turtleneck is too casual. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5147 Back to work or remote, it’s all the same to me. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5148 We were planted in the '60s, they're called "Fros". 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5149 I was sick of yellow ribbons. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5150 My parents enrolled me in prep school. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5151 I am going to be replanted on the Senate lawn and want to appear respectable.” 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5152 Pardon if I shake, I still have a wild couple fooling around up there. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5153 I wouldn’t date you if you were the last tree on earth… 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5154 Just because we are trees doesn’t mean we can’t tie to dress better. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5155 "I'm tying to distinguish myself from you. We're just too much alike." 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5156 I thought knots were meant to be sign of stress not a cause of it. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5157 Can I go to the dinner now mom, I finally learned the four-in-hand method for tying my tie. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5158 I decided to leave and establish my roots in the city. It's time to branch out towards other opportunities. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5159 I thought I'd take things up a notch. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5160 Come on is formal autumnal season ! 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5161 Isn’t that what they meant by a necktie party? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5162 Hey, have you heard about that Logging interview? 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5163 I've informed the press that whatever Rush is singing about in 'The Trees' is completely fictional. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5164 I know you're going with the Federman look today" John Canning Sea Cliff, N.Y 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5165 I’m just saying, you might look more mature. 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
5166 A good haircuts just not enough these days Tim. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
5167 "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree" is making a resurgence! 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5168 It’s always a challenge knowing how to dress for a pruning” 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5169 You can let them hug you but don’t marry them or they’ll try to change you. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5170 They want 50 percent more apples by the end of the month. 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
5171 Apparently you are not aware of the Royal Palm’s arrival. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5172 The Devil can be a cloud, a shadow, a gust of wind that shakes the leaves. There are those who swear that he hides in the jungle, where the branches whisper secrets that drive men crazy. I, on the other hand, just prefer to be nattily attired." 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5173 Working at home would be great, but I'm nervous about my Zoom interview. Maybe it's just greenwashing or carbon credits. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5174 I applied to be the bank's new branch manager, but I'm worried I'm going to come up short. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5175 What pronouns? 1.0814 0.03777 86 81 3 2
5176 I'm not sure if I will really grow into this tie. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5177 Can you think of a better look to promote biodiversity! 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5178 I’m pretty tied up lately. Have you considered branching out and meeting some new trees? 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5179 Hiring freeze. 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5180 Read my lips. No new people. 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5181 Maybe they'll take me more seriously if I put on a tie 1.0814 0.03396 86 80 5 1
5182 I think they were meant to attach a tyre 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5183 ‘Last year they said it’s a 100% remote gig, but now they need me in the office on the other side of the city.’ 1.0814 0.02966 86 79 7 0
5184 Those loggers won’t pass on me this time! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5185 It's so uncomfortable and there's nothing I can do about it. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5186 Did I ever tell you about the other necktie party? 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5187 Got mine from a guy who just retired. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5188 Does this tie make me look fat? 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5189 I reall did graduate from Yale. I promise! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5190 Myrtle, my fingers are stuck in the Broccoli! How about you Betsy? I don't like my tie! I want a refund!! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5191 I don't get it, it was supposed to be a yellow ribbon. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5192 Darn, I didn’t know black-tie was optional 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5193 I can no longer work from home 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5194 She said, "It's not timber, it's tinder!" 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5195 I must not have gotten the message that it was no Tie Tuesday 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5196 Attracting peepers is serious business... 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5197 "Yes, I'm scared...I heard them say,"Mark with the tie, tomorrow chips fly! 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5198 Never know what’s gonna sprout from these knots! 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5199 So it turns out being an employee is mostly rooting for friday. 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
5200 …and they used a single Windsor knot like I’m some Neanderthal. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5201 I’m fit to be tied. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5202 Apparently our branch of government has a more lax and short-free dress code. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5203 I can't beleaf they went and gave that promotion to Barker, he calls in sycamore than I do! 1.0811 0.04197 74 70 2 2
5204 Hello Mam, Introducing the iPhone 15 Pro, now lighter , and Apple's commitment to innovation! “ 🍎 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
5205 It's hilarious. Now she'll put us in magazine. 1.0808 0.02753 99 91 8 0
5206 How embarrassing. It turned out to be a black tie affair. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5207 I hope no one can tell it’s a clip-on. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5208 I've always liked fall fashions. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5209 Thought I'd dress up for the Hobbits. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5210 The invitation said "Black Tie Attire" requested. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5211 It still means I’m getting the axe! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5212 I’m still working from home but the old dress code is in effect. 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5213 I'm making like a tree and leaving! 1.0805 0.02933 87 80 7 0
5214 Casey bought it for me 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5215 don't look at me like that, I'm just going with the flow 1.0805 0.03735 87 82 3 2
5216 I've DEFINITELY had way worse ties before! 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5217 Let me let you let me leave 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5218 At least wear a brassiere 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5219 People say vanity is underrated and I agree. I can’t wait for autumn to show off my new nail polish! 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5220 I know Arbor Day is six months away, but I want to make sure I'm prepared. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5221 dress up to impress your passing audience 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5222 It's Rosh Hashana 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5223 I'm back in the office on Mondays now. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5224 The arborist calls it The Billy Preston 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5225 So are you saying they think none of us can hear? 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5226 ‘Yeah, for a job interview. Product owner position at a saw mill.’ 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5227 It's a tough job market. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5228 I don’t get HOE respect at all!” 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5229 Haven’t we met somewhere before? You really do look familiar to me 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5230 Some joker felt I was fit to be tied. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5231 Help, I've been tied up! 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5232 No, I didn't tie it myself. It's a clip-on. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5233 Gotta dress for the job you want…. 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5234 I was asked to present my political views in the Board Room. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5235 How many more rings must I grow before I can retire? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5236 Frank, you have to stop committing treason 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5237 We are tied up in meetings all day, but we can wear our hair however we like. 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
5238 Now that we have to go back to the office, the boss wants us to wear a tie at the next board meeting 1.0800 0.04142 75 71 2 2
5239 And so I said to my boss, that’s just an unethical use of paper 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5240 Tree 1: dude are you okay? Tree 2: I am breathing just fine. Tree 1: The white collar doesn't suit you. Tree 2: They gonna give me a thick amount of CO2 as a commission. Tree 1: That's sad. Hope you atleast like the colour of the tie." 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5241 How often? Funny you should ask. I was just thinking about the landscaping around the Colosseum yesterday. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5242 You have to dress for the paper product you want to be. 1.0800 0.03154 75 69 6 0
5243 I'm heading back to the grind. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5244 HR doesn't understand me when I say these copy room conversations are getting morose. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5245 Have you tried moving yet. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5246 Dress for the job you want, they said. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5247 Two lifelong friends enter an alternate universe and are trapped as trees. They journey through this together trying to escape. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5248 Job interview. CVS ExtraBucks Receipt Department. 1.0795 0.03693 88 83 3 2
5249 If you want to win an argument with a logger,you gotta look like a boss. 1.0795 0.02901 88 81 7 0
5250 I'd love to come closer but you're standing in poison ivy. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5251 Have some respect. Going without a tie is beneath the decorum of the forest. 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
5252 I feel naked without a tie. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
5253 They said ‘Yellow Ribbon!’ Walter!! 1.0792 0.03045 101 94 6 1
5254 Yeah so I basically gave 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5255 I've requested a relaxation of our dress code. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5256 Just because I don't go to an office doesn't mean I don't take work dress seriously. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5257 I have an interview tomorrow to be considered as a specimin tree for the new shopping complex, Mall- a- Lago. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5258 I know, but I just feel like I do in winter when all my leaves are off. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5259 I think we should discuss a prenup… 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5260 Where'd you get that"---"My squirrels a stylist 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5261 I thought we were going to celebrate the intertwining of our roots today. But now you tell me you're hooked up with another tree? 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5262 I'm being forced to return to the forest office. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5263 I wanted the trunk to match the leaves. 1.0789 0.04088 76 72 2 2
5264 I got written up for the yellow ribbon. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5265 You'd think they'd give me Arbor Day off at least. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5266 I'm just getting prepared in case they call be back to the office! 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
5267 I'm filing for divorce. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5268 It would have been nice if I was asked first! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5269 I try to maintain a professional atmosphere. 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5270 Branching out in corporate wasn't as leafy as I thought! 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
5271 Why didn't you mention that dinner was white-tie? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5272 No, not that one. Do you like my Windsor? 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5273 Don't look at me like that, I heard they were cutting down Ash today. I'm trying to look good when she rolls by. 1.0787 0.02870 89 82 7 0
5274 He who shows just bark shall become paper discarded in the park. 1.0787 0.03285 89 83 5 1
5275 So? Plane trees and Poplar trees are formal! So are cherry trees and cedars! And elms! I mean come on! You got no sense of occasion? 1.0784 0.02675 102 94 8 0
5276 It's my work-from-home Zoom tie. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
5277 . . and all the acorns you can bear. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5278 Yo Bro. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5279 Civilization has been going backward ever since the introduction of casual Fridays. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5280 They said I looked right for railroad ties. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5281 I’m hoping it will add an air of gravitas, and not use the chainsaw. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5282 Did you grow up around here? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5283 Keeps them huggers away! 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5284 the big advantage of buying homeowners insurance from me is that i am always close by when you want to report a claim. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5285 Well,it was either this or a yellow ribbon 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5286 I gotta make like a tree and get out of here. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5287 I’ll be made into a posh New York restaurant and they demand a tie. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5288 I figured since I am one, I'd spruce myself up a a bit. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5289 I see you’re really into casual Friday.. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5290 Classic old trees are being protected. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5291 Though I'd 'spruce-up' for the Christmas season. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5292 The more I look like them, the longer will I live 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5293 Because of a wedding at another branch of the Beech family,Fagaceae. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5294 Do you think it makes my trunk look big? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5295 I know you didn't fall far, but you certainly didn't get my sense of style. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5296 I don't know where it came from. It was just there when the sun rose this morning. BTW, does the tie colors clash with my bark or leaves? 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5297 What? the invitation said black tie optional. 1.0779 0.03588 77 72 4 1
5298 That tie isn’t going to make you any more poplar. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5299 They’re thinking that anthropomorphizing could be more effective than spiking. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5300 ‘Since we are Spanish trees, I figured we must also be gendered” 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5301 I voted for the ax, again! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5302 Just think about it… This way they can’t help but see the trees for the forest! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5303 Did you get the memo? We are getting fired 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5304 I swear there is an upside in coming to the office 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5305 This is a “black tie park”! 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5306 I Got to a point where I realized… none of os are really gonna grow into the sky. At least now, I can make graphs curve as if they do. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
5307 Dress code for a scientist and a salesman 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5308 WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME WHEN I'M SIXTY-FIVE? 1.0778 0.02839 90 83 7 0
5309 Stop barking at me or I'm leafing. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5310 I told you sunset is with formal attire today 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5311 May I have your consent to mingle our roots? I've been told I give great nutrients and my information exchange includes a passion for listening as well. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5312 I'd pick a Timberhitch rather than your Windsor. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5313 And then they looked me in the eye and said, "Why on Earth would anyone hug you?" 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5314 My Woodchopper's Ball invitation says 'mandatory!' 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5315 I’m interviewing with a lumber company. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5316 I wish I had known it was casual Wednesday. 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5317 If you cry in the office bathroom stall at work, does it make a sound? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5318 I told you, you need to wear a tie to celebrate the first day of Autumn❗️ 1.0769 0.03214 91 85 5 1
5319 Well, you didn't explain casual friday ? to me. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5320 I'm just glad the work is remote. 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5321 I'm planning on a '"spreading my Roots' party." 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5322 No I'm sorry. We're not doing casual Firday this week. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
5323 O my, where’s your tie? Uh, must have Fallen. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5324 I thought you said it was a formal date. Next time send me an air mail. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5325 I was promoted to Professor Oak 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5326 This? It's to celebrate our ties to that Joyce Kilmer poem on its 100th anniversary. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5327 I'm tired of ribbons. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5328 What can I say? I’m a sappy gentleman. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5329 Funny how the smallest change can make a tree world of difference 1.0769 0.02809 91 84 7 0
5330 I miss when I was just a sapling, with not a worry in the world. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5331 I've tried and tied! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5332 I totally forgot it was casual Friday. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5333 If a tree talks in the forest does his wife listen to him? 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5334 Carl, causal Friday does not mean coming BARK naked! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5335 The email said, “Thank you for filling out our application.” So I need to be ready when I get the call for an interview!” 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5336 You really need to dress for the job you want… 1.0769 0.03543 78 73 4 1
5337 You’re probably wondering why I am wearing a tie. 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5338 You know what they say: 'If you don't have home-made, store-bought is fine.' 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
5339 Barks me out! 1.0769 0.03037 78 72 6 0
5340 Getting back in the office is such a drag! 1.0761 0.02779 92 85 7 0
5341 If you're worried about being cut, the only thing better would be being a middle aged white guy... 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5342 It’s the third funeral this week. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5343 I've joined the executive branch of government. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5344 So I’ve been trying to tell you I’m already tied down. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5345 Wedding at mine on Saturday. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5346 I'm off to the fancy dress party. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5347 I still don't get it, is this tie supposed to imply I'm the sharpest piece of bark in the park? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5348 Does Theater in the Park REALLY need to be Black Tie? 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5349 I think it makes me look slimmer. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5350 In a very heated discussion with the local lumberjacks, I thought I was stumped, but I won. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5351 I guess I’m just heterogeneous at my core. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5352 the yellow ribbon was really getting shabby 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5353 I've been feeling so tree tied lately 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5354 I watched How To Tie a Windsor Knot on YouTube. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5355 if winds push windmills & windmills look like flower petals do flower petal create winds? 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5356 At least it's not a clip-on. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5357 Is this really happening? They said we're too young 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5358 I have no idea what’s it’s purpose 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5359 I think it set me apart from the other job candidates. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5360 I know we work from home, but dressing up makes me feel more productive 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5361 Ends, not means. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5362 You had me at the first breeze. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5363 The Senate Dress Code Committee adopted me as their mascot. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5364 Then they had the audacity to ask me to return to office with no relocation. 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5365 It’s a shame what’s happened to the dress code 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5366 We're very different, I know. But I don't think we have many other options. 1.0759 0.03499 79 74 4 1
5367 Of course not, this is neither a metaphorical nor a literal noose 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5368 I guess they said they want us to go back into the office for the culture… 1.0759 0.03000 79 73 6 0
5369 I thought they were going to hang a hammock ... 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5370 Why are you looking at me like that? Didn't you see the New York Times bestseller - The Hidden Life of Trees? 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5371 No, Jerry, I swear to god, it’s not a kink thing 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
5372 When the leaves fall I feel undressed 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
5373 Just wait ‘til it happens to you. Then you’ll see. There’s nothing I can do. 1.0755 0.02578 106 98 8 0
5374 I want to look right in case I get stopped by the copse. 1.0753 0.03499 93 88 3 2
5375 You know what they say: “If you can’t beat their ruinous, yet unrelenting campaign to destroy both you and themselves, join ’em!” 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5376 The pollinators just left, but I was still getting ready 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5377 I'm just trying to get my foot in the door. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5378 If I wanna BE stately,I 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5379 It is better you look good, so you don't get chopped down. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5380 My boss just canceled casual Fridays. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5381 I always feel naked without a tie. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5382 I can never get the knot just right. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5383 I am going to be ticked off if this turns out to be a black tie event. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5384 I'm Q4 I'm expecting leaves and acorns to fall. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5385 I heard Congress is getting picky about the dress code. 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5386 I couldn’t decide if I should go with a tie with stripes or rings 1.0750 0.02963 80 74 6 0
5387 My employment plan is to move straight to the treetop! 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5388 Hoping that in 3-4 years this tie will finally snap off. Damn my curiosity 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5389 I feel that I can't move with this tie 1.0750 0.03456 80 75 4 1
5390 A little birdie told me they saw someone chopping my brother in half. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5391 Don’t ever suggest a blowout again! 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5392 It’s my Charlie Chaplin Halloween costume! Do you like it? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5393 You gotta climb the ladder before you become the ladder, feel me? 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5394 Sure, You claim it’s over. Then why do you still wear that stupid thing to work everyday? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
5395 I've got a date." "And I thought conversations with you were already wooden. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
5396 Arrrr! Shiver me timbers mate, you're naked. 1.0745 0.02722 94 87 7 0
5397 Does the Full Windsor make my trunk look fat? 1.0745 0.03114 94 88 5 1
5398 Don't you know? It's un-casual Arbor Day. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5399 They said it's cultural appropriation 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5400 Yodelayhee yodelayhee yodaleyheehoo! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5401 100 Gecs is a joke, right? As a joke, I guess I get it, but do people actually listen to them and find them enjoyable in any way? It's not quite funny. Not for the length of an album, anyway. I returned the vinyl and bought this tie. Do you like it? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5402 I'm trying to connect on a very human level. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5403 The woodsman like it formal 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5404 They say to dress for the prune job you want. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5405 I have a long trunk—would a skinny tie look better? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5406 The neighbors had a party and, as you can see, really tied one on. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5407 Men have always worn the tie. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5408 No, it’s a noose. Suicide, mass extinction, blah blah blah 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5409 Not the necktie parties of yore 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5410 To be tied down and become a clothes tree is enough to drive me barking mad. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5411 My attire is stubbornly pre-pandemic 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5412 New to the area? Getting a transplant vibe. 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5413 I don't mind so much that he left his tie, it's that they lay in the grass and make love like I'm not even here! 1.0741 0.03415 81 76 4 1
5414 If I could tie a Windsor knot I would. 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5415 A Windsor knot is not our kind of knot 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5416 You think she'll be impressed with the Pierre Cardin" 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5417 How did you know it was a clip-on? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5418 Will you be my wingperson? 1.0741 0.02928 81 75 6 0
5419 The CEO says I have to return to the office. 1.0737 0.02695 95 88 7 0
5420 You can borrow it when you go to the Movable Trees' Ball. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5421 It's just a formali - tree. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5422 The meaning? It means I've moved up in the world. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5423 I didn’t think my rings were fancy enough. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
5424 I’m not going to throw apples at little girls anymore. I’m turning over a new leaf and working on my MBA.” 1.0735 0.04353 68 65 1 2
5425 The tree lighting invite specifically stated business attire 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
5426 Sorry I can’t chat..I’m tied up. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5427 This hair styling looks so good, I decided to go dressy for the rest of the day 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5428 You were charged how much for your hairdo?! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5429 My nuts should be ready in Autumn. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5430 Jheri curl? 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5431 oh no! he's not ready for work! 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5432 It's a black tie affair, Elm er! 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5433 Okay, I'm formally asking you to accept my pollen. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5434 Someone's got to uphold standards, now that Congress has bailed on its dress code. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5435 What a view! Decide now and you can lock this in forever and with very low maintenance fees. 1.0732 0.03374 82 77 4 1
5436 Carl, I’ve told you a thousand times. Friday is CASUAL day. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5437 They said we need to be back in the office three days a week, wherever we may have put down roots. 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5438 The Greenpeace people said the only way to save us was to tie us all up together 1.0732 0.02894 82 76 6 0
5439 I’ve been told if I want to stay true to my roots I need to branch out. So I’m trying a tie. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5440 I find that if I look ok from the chest up, I can get away with wearing anything else (or nothing else) on Zoom. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5441 My partner's into spontaneous kink,so... 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5442 Rick, is that you? Wow, you haven't changed a bit. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5443 Does this tie make my trunk look big. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5444 Hey! Why aren’t you wearing your trunks today” 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5445 You are surely taking Casual Friday to extremes! 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5446 Interviewing for that opening in branch management today? -Pat Corrigan, LA 1.0725 0.03761 69 65 3 1
5447 We will have after 50 years a wooden house if you marry me. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5448 Look, you’ve got to branch out your network! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
5449 I got tired of the yellow ribbon. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5450 I'm tired of standing around all day, so tomorrow I have an interview for a job in the paper industry. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5451 I told him he was dressing up the wrong tree. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5452 Have you noticed how a lot of bald guys grow a beard? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5453 I had to get dressed up; they're taking me out tonight. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5454 I was tired of the bow tie. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5455 Because it's National Arbor Day! 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5456 Damn, I thought they said "smart dressed". 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5457 It's called a formalitree. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5458 I guess we don’t even wear ties to funerals now? 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5459 I wish our office had casual Fridays too. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5460 You are overdressed. 1.0723 0.02860 83 77 6 0
5461 You may want to stay on your side. I heard lice is going around at the office again. 1.0723 0.03334 83 78 4 1
5462 I got in early, dressed up, memorized the lumberjack’s favorite foods and did extra work so he’d know I really care about being a tree in this forest. I’ve made myself so valuable, there’s no way he’ll chop me down now! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5463 Of course, you’re lovely, dark and deep, but I have appointment books to keep. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5464 Do you think I need a trim? I’m feeling a little long in the limb. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5465 So, how long have you been standing here with that tie around your neck? Askin' for a friend! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5466 I didn't expect my perm to look just like yours. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5467 Dress for the job you want: You might be toilet paper, but I will be printing paper in a real office! 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5468 I want to look good for the Wood Choppers Ball. 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5469 Shall We Get A Little Closer? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5470 I was told to dress for the job I want. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5471 Truncated tie? 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5472 I thought this was a dress-up affair! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5473 Thanks! I got it at the new barkery down the street." 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5474 No one wears neckties anymore! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5475 one more before the sun comes up It’s for last weeks were the globe is drinking 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5476 These tree huggers are too much. Who wears a tie any more? 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5477 I will show you how to be a polite man 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5478 I have to attend the Foresters' Ball. They are coming with the chain saw tomorrow. 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5479 Hi, what's your sign? 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5480 I got the sales job at Chainsaws inc.! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5481 At least I'll grow out of it. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5482 No honey, I didn't get the job. They said I wasn't bushy enough! Dang saplings! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5483 I ties it myself. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5484 In the forest, no two trees are alike. So, I had to accessorize. 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5485 I’m into preservation and restoration. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5486 Formality is rooted in the notion that we dress up and make idle chatter about the pesky insouciance of lantern flies. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5487 Oy, rev Micha. You've lost weight! 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5488 What? Only conifers can dress for the holidays? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
5489 Yes I want to divert attention from my soon to be balding autumn head . 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5490 Your hair is looking good today! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5491 «And he just said “we’re going kindle for now”» 1.0714 0.02827 84 78 6 0
5492 I didn't say BIRTHDAY suit! 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
5493 Dressed to a tee with nowhere to go 1.0714 0.03295 84 79 4 1
5494 I’m a tree wearing a tie, whadda ya want from me? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5495 They said I could work at home 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5496 Will anyone still know that I've been girdled? 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5497 I said it was a black tie event! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5498 Back and forth and back and forth. Have you ever been to Scranton? 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5499 No one wears a tie in the sawmill. 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5500 Tree dictators love yelling at their subjects who aren't allowed to leaf. 1.0706 0.03257 85 80 4 1
5501 You are doomed to a life of unproductivity! 1.0706 0.02795 85 79 6 0
5502 Can't help it. My school insists on gender appropriate attire. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5503 Maybe next time you'll get a nice tie from that man with the chainsaw. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5504 Sat what you will but it keeps away the squerrels. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5505 Just you wait, Chess, it'll come back in style again. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5506 I just wanted to branch out a little. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5507 Do you think my tie goes with my leaves? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5508 If Kim Jong-Un can convert, so can I 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5509 NO DIMPLE? You're kidding, right? 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5510 I prefer the full knot to the four-in-branch. 1.0704 0.03657 71 67 3 1
5511 Yeah, I work from home but it doesn’t hurt to make an effort. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5512 I wish we were back in the Sixties! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5513 It’s called a knot. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5514 I thought the grass would be greener on your side.” | “It’s brown on both sides, sweetheart. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5515 That's right, I said I'm going places! 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5516 It doesn't fit with my bark-pattern, so what? it's not as if I was going to the Metgala, Boris? 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
5517 I’m a honeycrisp tree. 1.0700 0.02932 100 94 5 1
5518 It accentuates my haircut. 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5519 I know today is dress down Friday, but it’s also Arbor Day, so where is your tie 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5520 Look Ashley, I wood feel pretty sappy to leaf you now. Won't you reconsider going back to our roots and making a new start? 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5521 Oh yeah, well same to you. 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5522 I got to dress formally because tonight I'm giving my campaign speech. It's a red tie event! 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
5523 Do you like being in a busy theme park?" "No! I just saw the Axedental Tourist 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5524 It's dress down Friday? 1.0698 0.02763 86 80 6 0
5525 Look. I was told to get myself ready for a "neck-tie party" for Joe Biden. Are you saying Business Casual would be okay? 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5526 I just asked for a knot, not a Windsor knot! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5527 I bet pretty little thing like you could tell me how much wood a woodchuck could chuck? Am I right? 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5528 I didn't recognize you without your tie! 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5529 How did you like my Charlie Chaplin impression?" 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5530 I have a date with Ash tonight. She say I have lovely walnuts. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5531 It's polyester, so none of our brethren had to suffer. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5532 Just got back from a trunk show. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5533 When did they start Casual Arbor Day?! 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5534 Don't you hate cocktail parties? It's all the standing that kills you. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5535 Love your hair. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5536 It's time for you to grow up. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5537 Arbor Day? Nah…just heard all the newspaper print editions won’t be needing us any time soon” 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5538 An Arbor Day gift from my dear Mulberry cousins. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5539 To the lantern fly: I already gave at the office. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
5540 Gotta look good. I heard they're lopping people off this week. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
5541 So, this guy comes at me humming, "Tie a yellow ribbon..." and next thing I know, I have this thing around my trunk. 1.0693 0.02904 101 95 5 1
5542 Am I overdressed for my ENTerview? 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5543 They're predicting AI's gonna take over our field! 1.0690 0.03184 87 82 4 1
5544 Sorry...can't play. I'm tied up! 1.0690 0.02732 87 81 6 0
5545 It's date night with Mother Nature, how do I look? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5546 Have you seen my tie pin anywhere? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5547 It's not haute-couture, it's our standard feature. How do you think people will recognize us? 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5548 I thought it said casual 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5549 I forgot it was casual century. 1.0685 0.03559 73 69 3 1
5550 The necktie party joke is on me. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5551 I know for a fact that yesterday you said 'we are going to get a job tomorrow' and not 'getting chopped tomorrow'. Clearly, that would have been an occasion to wear a bowtie! 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5552 Even the U.S. Senate no longer requires one. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5553 Rooted and tied. Insecure? Not me. 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5554 I have an interview for my transfer to Columbia today 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5555 I am currently working on the whole "moving" issue, but already did enough to identify myself as human 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5556 Let's go out tonight 1.0685 0.02977 73 68 5 0
5557 I thought about diversifying my portfolio by branching out. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5558 I'm shacking up with Tarzan tonight. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5559 But I can't find the snake and the apple. 1.0682 0.02702 88 82 6 0
5560 I'm depressed! I hate having to go back to the office to work. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5561 Guess what I got you for your birthday?" "A ring? 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5562 Bachelor party 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5563 Yeah, I’ve got to wear it at the office,now that we can’t work from home anymore. 1.0682 0.03149 88 83 4 1
5564 Figured it would give me a leg up during the Harvard interview. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5565 They ran out of yellow ribbons, so now it's just "tie." 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5566 I got spruced up when I heard about the trunk sale 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5567 What do you mean you don’t like it? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5568 So I says to Maple, I says. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5569 YOU'RE BRINGING DOWN THE PUBLIC'S ESTIMATION OF YOUR INCLUSION IN THE U.S. SENATE! 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5570 I always wanted to be tongue-tied, but I guess this will have to do. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5571 and suddenly it hit me... I realized my whole reason for existence is for the birds 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5572 You were told this was casual and you fell for it? I guess the oaks on you! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5573 I'm evergreen, Douglas, not boring. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5574 You are not ready to go. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5575 I could never adhere to "casual Friday". 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5576 I don't know what happened. One minute Maple was here, the next, fell over. I didn't hear a thing. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5577 When it happens, they always yell TIMBER real loud. I hope somebody saves my tie. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5578 That's why they call you a Spruce 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5579 Your a bit underdressed 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5580 I working my way towards the man in the moon role... 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5581 Well I’m back in the office for the in-person collaboration. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5582 In our corner of the living world, it is the only sign of gender identity! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5583 I thought Casual Friday ended with summer? 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5584 I got hired to be a character in a Hanna- Barbera cartoon 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5585 You clearly aren’t going to the office today. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5586 They said I am not agile enough for the job. 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5587 Do we owe our existence to climate change? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5588 Have you accepted the Lord Treesus Christ into your heart? 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
5589 Happy 5th Anniversary! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
5590 Didn't you tell me that the dance was formal? 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5591 I’ve asked H.R. about casual Fridays. Rhoda Attwood 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5592 My work from home outfit is minimal... 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5593 We’ve been ordered back to work in-forest. 1.0674 0.02673 89 83 6 0
5594 Wish me luck on my job interview. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5595 My date was scheduled for spring, but it took me all summer to tie this thing. 1.0667 0.03952 75 72 1 2
5596 I feel naked when the leaves go. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5597 Then, she said I was barking up the wrong tree, and I should leave. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5598 How else will they know we're Ents? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5599 I keep having this dream that we are the main vegetable in the world's largest stir-fry 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5600 Apparently, in the current job market, this is supposed to send a message to absent executives that they are missed. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5601 You're so lucky to still work remotely. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5602 Sometimes I feel different from how others view me. 1.0667 0.03952 75 72 1 2
5603 I won "pin the tail" at the birthday party. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5604 It’s more attractive than the yellow ribbons the oaks wear. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5605 I WENT BALD LAST FALL. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5606 Don't worry. They don't use telephone poles anymore. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5607 I think this trial separation will help us see the forest. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5608 Dress for success at all occasions, winter, spring, summer, or fall 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5609 s the branch manager, I want to facilitate cross pollination between the ground level and the Tree-EO 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5610 Hey, you gotta dress for success if you wanna get anywhere in this life! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5611 Who does your hair? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5612 Hi!, My name is Buzz Cutter. I'd like to take you out! 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5613 I got a job out at that new branch office. 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5614 Elma, I would have asked you out for a root beer, but I was too trunk-tied. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5615 Something’s shady about this guy💬 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5616 I better leaf to work before I’m late! 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
5617 How’s this tie look? Wood you hire me 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5618 Let’s be fashionable for those tree huggers!” #stressreleas 1.0667 0.02644 90 84 6 0
5619 Your idea of branching out in fashion is really sapping my patience. 1.0667 0.03466 75 71 3 1
5620 Lots of people don't know that Pine Trees, some are male, and some, female get together with cones and balls and beget little trees 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5621 Every family tree had it's eccentric, but not every eccentric was like Jerry. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5622 Thanks, I'm glad you like it. But I 'm still not taking you anywhere. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5623 How about tying our roots? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5624 Shouldn’t we dress for carbon capture? 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5625 This chainsaw has class leading horsepower, fuel efficiency, and safety features. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5626 They are clearing this space for construction, and I am 'dressing for success' 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5627 It's sort of like tea tree oil, but for more formal occasions. 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5628 Please tell me the interview will be remote, like over Zoom. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5629 Leaf” it to me to be the first one dressed! 1.0658 0.03421 76 72 3 1
5630 I thought a bow tie would make me stand out more. 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5631 It’s for my seed round… 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5632 Trying to spruce myself up for the fall 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
5633 And to think they could’ve just practiced in the mirror. 1.0652 0.02588 92 86 6 0
5634 Dress for the job you want 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5635 I dig your hairstyle, Gingertop!" 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5636 Forget 'formal' or 'informal.' The issue was we forgot to manscape! 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5637 Why would my roots keep me from getting a job? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5638 No, I don’t think that a clip-on will fool a woodpecker. But at this point, what choice do you have? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5639 I really don't like returning to the office 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5640 Do you really think I need to wear a tie for our wedding? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5641 Job opening at the mill doing paperwork! 1.0649 0.03377 77 73 3 1
5642 This morning On my walk A leaf followed me Home 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5643 It's kind of constraining. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5644 I heard Greta is coming to protest so wanted to be camera ready. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5645 I think that you shall never see a poet as lovely as a formal, rhyming hickory. 1.0649 0.03850 77 74 1 2
5646 Im going to go out on a limb here and guess ya fall to understand what letting loose means. 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5647 Naked Tree party 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5648 I’m hearing rumblings about another reorg 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
5649 Because the Afro is no longer cultural appropriation… 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
5650 I thought the invite said "formal" 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
5651 Yellow ribbons are so last season. 1.0641 0.03801 78 75 1 2
5652 Hands up is just the beginning. The leaves put oxygen in the air. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5653 So what did that mob mean by a necktie party? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5654 I wanted to look good for Jim Cantore 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5655 No it's not a party. I just like to dress up sometimes. 1.0641 0.03801 78 75 1 2
5656 Listen, we are trees. I'm sure its OK to call it an Afro style. 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5657 I’m looking for the Mother tree. She left me high and dry. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5658 Guess what? I was given this ribbon because I've been selected for special preening! 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5659 I'm concerned that government regulators will force our company to pause development of our new Artificial Shade product. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5660 So I told him, "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do for you. My hand are tied." 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5661 They tell me I'll never be a great oak unless I get a good career. Does this tie make me look fat? Maybe the squirrels won't recognize me if I wear a costume What? It's National Arbor Day It's a first date; I want to make a good impression 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5662 I feel like I really tie the yard together 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5663 Yeah, after 22 years with the company, they sent up to the paper mill. 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5664 Oh this? I’ve had it on since I was a sapling 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5665 So it's this ancient Chinese martial art they call 'tie-tree'. Supposedly it will help me with my stress 1.0641 0.03335 78 74 3 1
5666 Do you have a moment to discuss a brand new opportunity? Say, have you heard that plastic straws are of the past? 1.0641 0.02791 78 73 5 0
5667 Have you seen Tony Orlando around lately? 1.0638 0.02535 94 88 6 0
5668 You said it was semi-formal. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
5669 The gardener put a tree tie on me. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5670 What do you mean it's casual Friday? 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5671 Renee Kaplan, Mark Feuerstein, Huzir Sulaiman: I can smell your cunts! 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5672 I know I know , I should have gotten the matching cummerbund . 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5673 It's time to grow up and put down roots 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5674 Ya know, you dress for the job you want, not the job you have! 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5675 I tied it before the trimmers came. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5676 Another Arbor Day, another tie. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5677 They say that a good tie makes the tree! 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5678 He’s comin’ home from a white collar prison. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5679 I told her "If you buy a club tie as an anniversary gift, please do not get one with termites on it. Arrrgh!!" 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5680 The future of the lumber industry. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5681 They've accused me of making shade 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5682 This black knot makes me a fungi. 1.0633 0.03293 79 75 3 1
5683 I feel tied down. 1.0633 0.02757 79 74 5 0
5684 Your barking up the wrong tree buddy 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5685 ''I just found out a bunch of my friends were killed to make way for a carbon capture facility. I’m incredibly lucky to have this herbal remedy to help me with the stress and anxiety. At $29.99 it’s a steal.'' 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5686 They say dress for the job you want and I want to be a desk. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5687 I've been rooted to one spot too long. Tonight a cute breeze is joining me for a woodwind concert. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
5688 I'm going to work now, hon. Stay hydrated! 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5689 It's left over from that lynching... I mean luncheon. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5690 Your cut is a little wooden. You know what they say, "A shrub gets no love." 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5691 The invitation said “cocktail attire”, but I still wasn’t sure if ties were optional. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
5692 I feel all sapped up with this tie. Let me loose and I’ll run free. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5693 I don’t think this is what the mob meant when they called for a necktie party. 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5694 They said "Black tie optional..." right? 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5695 the billable hours requirement is actually quite reasonable 1.0625 0.02723 80 75 5 0
5696 I ‘ve had my eye on you for years. 1.0619 0.02459 97 91 6 0
5697 I think I’m better suited as a coffee table. 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5698 boss , I think we should open a new branch 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5699 If they cut you down, you will receive 20% of sales 1.0617 0.02691 81 76 5 0
5700 Even the homeless don't want a clip-on tie. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5701 It’s for pest control, namely my boss. 1.0615 0.03719 65 62 2 1
5702 Son,when are you going to grow up and start making money? 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5703 God,I wish I could ignore this guy..! 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5704 On offset duty. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5705 It's called manifesting. Look it up. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
5706 Ah, Father's Day. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5707 You're not dressed yet for the protest? 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5708 Aw man, and I don't have a pocket to put my tie in. 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5709 It's "Take Your Sapling to the Glen Day." 1.0610 0.02659 82 77 5 0
5710 When you co-worker is not in uniform. 1.0610 0.03175 82 78 3 1
5711 You Gen-Xers need to learn how to dress for work. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5712 Well, where are you wearing yours?" 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5713 why dont drones themselves spin like a propeller/centrifuge along with their propellers? wouldnt that make drones fly better? 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5714 Oh no, dog approaching! 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5715 Business on top, partreey on the bottom 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5716 I thought the civility of a tie would deter people, but it's actually a beacon for anonymous encounters. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
5717 I am a bit tied up tonight. Maybe tomorrow we can hang out. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
5718 I'm invited to be dressed timber. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5719 Too dressy? Mother Tree said look good for Arbor Day. 1.0602 0.03137 83 79 3 1
5720 It just feels like time for a change. 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5721 I told you, well dressed wood always get the best finish! 1.0602 0.02628 83 78 5 0
5722 Not compatible! Sorry, your left handed. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5723 Oh. Casual Fridays are back. I forgot to check my snail mail. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5724 I never know when the business casual includes a tie! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5725 It's from the Amazon. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5726 What do you mean, entangle our roots? 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5727 I thought I could afford to retire, but I'm back on the job market 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
5728 I thought the invite said formal attire. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
5729 Our species needs to look better, or they are going to cut us down! 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5730 Exxon knew about global warming as early as 1977 but they hid it from the public. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5731 Don't put the blame on me , I told her it was supposed to be a ribbon 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5732 We really need folks back in the office 5 days a week because you really can't replicate the electric nature of in office work and collaboration even though, of course, we did figure out how to work remotely perfectly well during the pandemic and, in fact, it was better for the environment and everyone's mental health... but obviously we have this office space so it's our responsibility to use it. 1.0595 0.03101 84 80 3 1
5733 I felt like bolo tie was too on the nose. 1.0595 0.02597 84 79 5 0
5734 I've been warned that I have to come in trimmed up by Wednesday 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5735 It's Arbor Day 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5736 I prefer yellow. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5737 My leaves may fall but my dignity will always be professional-grade. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5738 You might think our relationship is tree- mendous and I may be going out on a limb here, but I think it’s getting truncated?! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5739 Do you think this will make me standout? 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5740 He said he was from the railroad. Then he put this thing around my neck and said it’s to help me through my transition. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5741 It's not yellow. It's not a ribbon. And I'm a sugar maple, doggonit! 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5742 I don't know about you, but I'm looking for a girlfriend 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5743 Myrna, you didn’t tell me it was black tie! 1.0588 0.03065 85 81 3 1
5744 Tie a Yellow Tie Round the Ole Oak Tree 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5745 This is the latest accessory to help in assimilation with the destroyers. 1.0588 0.02567 85 80 5 0
5746 You didn’t get the memo about the new Senate dress code? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5747 It's competitive out there. I wear a tie for all my Zoom calls. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5748 Home Depot is coming to interview me. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5749 How do we tell them that they put the tie on the wrong tree? 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5750 I'd stick with the yellow ribbon but suit yourself. 1.0588 0.03557 68 65 2 1
5751 If you intend to join me downstairs for cocktails, young man, you'd best be properly attired! 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5752 It’s been said that anthropomorphism tactics aids in evading the "Timber" fate. 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5753 It's definitely an improvement on the bow tie, right? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5754 I'm branching out in style today! Don't you think it's time you spruced up your wardrobe a bit? 1.0588 0.02875 68 64 4 0
5755 They told me to ditch the 'do if I wanted to succeed in corporate" 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5756 Someone didn´t get the dress code, huh? 1.0581 0.02538 86 81 5 0
5757 I wish we weren’t tied by our roots 1.0581 0.03030 86 82 3 1
5758 Necktie parties are back! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5759 They said they want stumps in the seats four days a week now. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5760 I have an interview at a paper company. They’re very interested in how resistant I am to their heavy work. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5761 And as long as I've got my “soupintime” I'ma leave it all on the floor tonight 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5762 I always dress for prunings 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5763 You’ll never guess who helped me tie this thing. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5764 Steve, we work from home, no need for the tie anymore! 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
5765 I lied on my resume and said I was proficient in Excel. Now they're asking me to do VLOOKUPs. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5766 You don't know our traditional Dress Codes?! 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5767 Once in a great while, I enjoy getting dressed up. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5768 As you can observe, work leaf balance is a key priority around here. 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5769 i prefered an hammock, really 1.0575 0.02510 87 82 5 0
5770 I wasn’t going anywhere 1.0575 0.02995 87 83 3 1
5771 It's a part-time job with full-time benefits. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5772 I see you wipe back to front. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5773 Well, I doubt your mother even knows what an Instagram influencer is 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5774 I met her online. She wanted to go dancing but we decided to go camping instead. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5775 Just because Congress has relaxed the dress code doesn't mean we are 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5776 You must not have gotten the new dress code memo? 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5777 They told me I'd be onboarded in a week and naturally, I assumed . . . But I'm making so much more working from home. You should think about joining my downline! 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5778 So they have to send in HR before the lumberjacks get here. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5779 If your gonna 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5780 What do you think? I’ m for a job with a hedge fund. 1.0571 0.03457 70 67 2 1
5781 Jesus I gave all my ties away decades ago 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5782 To tree or not to tree...that is the question. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5783 I think that casual Fridays are gauche. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5784 I’ve joined the corporate world. I can work tree-motely. 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
5785 Date tonight, check. Cover sap tap hole, checkmate. 1.0568 0.02962 88 84 3 1
5786 I did not have LARPing businessmen on my bingo card. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5787 I’m afraid I’m being dressed for felling 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5788 Getting back to basics has to start somewhere. 1.0568 0.02482 88 83 5 0
5789 Does this tie make my trunk look fat? 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5790 They ran out of yellow ribbons. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5791 I can't drink this water--it's horrible... 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5792 Yeah, I know.... I tied one on again and really went out on a limb. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5793 Like I said before Jeff, I will be the one to decide how I'm dressed. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5794 No, I said I’m trying to be more pop-u-lar with the ladies fer chrisssakes! 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5795 So much for working remotely. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
5796 I'm a modern lumberjack. I'm going to use my skills to sustainably manage forests and protect trees. 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
5797 Working from home today? 1.0556 0.02897 90 86 3 1
5798 Oh, fuck! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5799 tie a ribbon around 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
5800 One day soon our roots will become one! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5801 I think all this humidity makes my neck thicker" 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5802 Every year at the Giving Tree Banquet it‘s the same thing. I get the award, but them I just give it back. 1.0556 0.02428 90 85 5 0
5803 Does this make my limbs look shorter? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5804 They're reissuing 'Bonfire' and want me at the pre-sale gala. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5805 I thought I'd have to toss out all these leftover nooses but I found a way to repurpose them. Buy one on my insta! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5806 I want to be out of my tree! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5807 I 'm telling you, I can't get no respect. Last week my wife told me I was outstanding in my field. Then she ran off with Douglas from Tiner. 1.0556 0.03362 72 69 2 1
5808 This tie cost my brother's life! 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5809 So I told Mom, "the world doesn't need another CO² processor. I'm going to be a risk analyst!" 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5810 Can you tell me how that makes you feel? 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5811 I was just voted most likely to reseed in business. 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5812 We have again run out of paper 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5813 It’s giving tree 1.0556 0.02718 72 68 4 0
5814 Make like a tree and leave me out of this company reTREEt 1.0549 0.02402 91 86 5 0
5815 I told the oak tree I'll quit if they make me come back to the forest more than 2 days a week. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5816 Your barber has you wear a tie? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5817 May I have this dance? 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5818 I'll wear anything to distract them from my roots showing! 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5819 They are less likely to kill you if you look dressed for work. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5820 Global warming has really changed springtime 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5821 What do you mean by the degree won’t give me the lateral mobility I am looking for? 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5822 It'll serve a look when I get my buzz cut. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5823 When are you gonna grow up? 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5824 You've met my cousin Barkley, the hedge? Big meeting today , he wants me to invest in some fund he's managing. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5825 I wear a tie so they don't think I am an Angela Davis tree. 1.0548 0.03316 73 70 2 1
5826 The dress code makes us who we are. 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5827 I overheard I was going to be involved in a necktie party... 1.0548 0.02682 73 69 4 0
5828 I guess you didn't read the invitation, the tree fest is a formal affair said formal 1.0543 0.02376 92 87 5 0
5829 Yeah, since branches are our fingers and arms ... this necktie is bizarre. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5830 A guy put this on me yesterday and said I was being considered for a role in a lumber yard, but I think you and I should start something in the zip line or swinging bed space. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5831 Tree Talk: "One's Formal Announcement Leaves the Other Stumped!" 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5832 It's so important to stand out these days. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5833 HEl 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5834 It's called a Windsor Burl. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5835 Dressed to the ties 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5836 Yes, all trees wear ties! It's all over the news and everybody knows it, now just put on your tie and join us. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5837 Not everyone can rock a Metallica tee and Patagonia vest. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
5838 No worries, it's made of recycled bamboo." 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5839 Woody, you really need to get that chip off of your shoulder and dress up a little bit if we’re going to the party! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5840 You think it’s You think a Windsor knot is easy with only limbs and no hands? 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5841 The best time to start saving for retirement was yesterday,the second best time is today. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5842 The Tin Man borrowed my pants, again. 1.0541 0.03272 74 71 2 1
5843 Picnicking is out - now they want to dine al fresco. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5844 Why aren’t you wearing your tie? I look ridiculous wearing this all by myself! 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
5845 It's Tuesday, you idiot! We have to wear 1 piece of flair on Tuesdays! 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5846 I HATE THIS WEATHER. TELL ME THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5847 I’m interviewing for a job at the paper factory. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5848 I’m never quite sure of what “sporty casual” means. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5849 Anyway, he says, you're gonna like the way you look. 1.0533 0.03229 75 72 2 1
5850 Like the song says, 'Tie a yellow ribbon round the ole oak tree'... 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5851 Branch Manager: I think you're taking this casual Friday thing a little too far. 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5852 I know it goes against the family to be a paper pusher but... 1.0533 0.02612 75 71 4 0
5853 I’m sorry if this offends you. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5854 Maybe dressing formally will reduce the frequency of my haircuts. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5855 I think it’s better to be overdressed. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5856 It’s Spring, I got a promotion at work, how about we start a family tree? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5857 My boss said "Slash and burn, guys!". 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5858 How's my tie? Does it match my roots? 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
5859 I am hoping to get into Congress. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5860 It's a starter knot. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5861 They told me it was a formal affair 1.0526 0.03187 76 73 2 1
5862 Now, should I practice barking, before the AGM meeting begins? 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5863 Bill, we are back in the office. Wear a tie. 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5864 I know,right! You guys have a casual day and but I am the manager here, I got to wear a tie 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
5865 I’m tired of dressing down because of Dutch Elm. 1.0521 0.02280 96 91 5 0
5866 Someone decided one of us needed to represent the VA. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5867 I only asked for a yellow ribbon. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5868 No more giving until I get what’s mine. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5869 I'm just trying to leaf a good impression. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5870 You didn’t say “business casual”… 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5871 I heard some cowboys talking about going to a neck tie party so got out my college tie! 1.0519 0.03146 77 74 2 1
5872 Is this flashy for the oak-ccasion? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5873 Ready for the pageant dog contest this week-end? 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5874 You see, you need to dress appropriately when you are a congressman. 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5875 Sorry, I an't go anywhere--I'm all tied up." 1.0519 0.02546 77 73 4 0
5876 Big date tonight. 1.0515 0.02257 97 92 5 0
5877 This suits me better than a bow tie. 1.0515 0.02691 97 93 3 1
5878 It's not "arboreal chauvinism." It's deeply rooted in the Constitution. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5879 It's all about the court my dude. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5880 To the company-wide perennial meeting, of course. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5881 You are not a member of our family tree 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5882 The presentation went great, everyone was receptive to my evidence on how Epstein didn't kill himself!.... wait, where's Shelly? 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5883 It’s just us now, maybe they won’t recognize me! 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
5884 I gotta make that paper. 1.0513 0.03106 78 75 2 1
5885 You’ve gotta change the system from within 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
5886 Don't just stand there. Help me with my tie. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5887 I'd like to make a formal request for pollenation 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5888 Haven't you heard? The pandemic's over, so we're supposed to go back to wearing business attire. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
5889 Don't look now, but I think your leaves are falling for me! 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5890 My pronouns are they, them, theirs 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5891 Someone called it knotty, saying it sticks out. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5892 They said I was now a tree-vatorial. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5893 No, it’s Tie-owa. 1.0506 0.03067 79 76 2 1
5894 I just wanted to be safe from the announced logging, and now I have to submit three reports for yesterday. 1.0506 0.02482 79 75 4 0
5895 Sorry, not even that tie is going to save you. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5896 Said one oak tree to the other: Got tired of the yellow ribbon. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5897 I know your OS is faster than mine, but do you have to flaunt it? 1.0500 0.02611 100 96 3 1
5898 It's a Big Step From Living Dioecious to Monoecious! 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5899 I’m done standing around, and must get back to work. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5900 Can you tell that it's a clip on? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5901 Game of Thrones ? Never heard of it. 1.0500 0.03029 80 77 2 1
5902 You know,us other trees would appreciate it if you brushed up on your wardrobe. pretty soon you 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5903 I am lifestyling. I don't know how it got here; I can't undo it, so I'm going with it. 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5904 What,it was hard to put on! 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5905 It's really hard to distance one's self from civilization nowadays 1.0500 0.02452 80 76 4 0
5906 Puberty sucks- huh son? 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
5907 I figured it couldn't hurt to "dress for success" regarding my upcoming review. 1.0494 0.02422 81 77 4 0
5908 Thank God it's not a yellow tie. 1.0494 0.02992 81 78 2 1
5909 Didn't you hear it's Arbor day? 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
5910 This isnt a park and we’re not trees. Not since Idella. Water surges, we’re all one big buffer 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
5911 It's too tight, please untie me! 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5912 Please tell me you’re channeling Charlie Chaplin. 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5913 Then the people man said "wearing this gets you a promotion". 1.0488 0.02956 82 79 2 1
5914 What exactly are Q-tips? Why are people always talking about them? 1.0488 0.02393 82 78 4 0
5915 I don't want to go back to the forest anymore than you! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5916 Help Carl, Help! 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
5917 An acorn told me this is a formal event. 1.0482 0.02365 83 79 4 0
5918 The tie is what best represents my masculinity, and what tied me down to you. Will you marry me 1.0482 0.02921 83 80 2 1
5919 I love what you’ve done with your leaves. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5920 I've always believed in dressing to impress, especially when you're rooted in one place! 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5921 Why do you insist on still wearing a tie at all? 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5922 I promised to wear a tie if he'd stop that tickling. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5923 If you wait till age 70 to claim, you can give the boy 8% more each year 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5924 The human that put this on me said it was either for a trail or a trial. 1.0476 0.02338 84 80 4 0
5925 Can you come closer and tie the knot? #awww 1.0476 0.03526 63 61 1 1
5926 ‘My financial planner recommended the carbon offset market’ 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
5927 It's fall and hair styles change, but being formal ties us together. 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5928 You are my everything….would you take this ring and be my wife? 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5929 It's a charismatic megaflora thing . . . 1.0471 0.02311 85 81 4 0
5930 I'm celebrating my new lavish toupee 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5931 Dress for the plumage you want. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5932 You know….return to the office-wear 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5933 Daylight in the swamps!!! 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5934 They told me they ran out of yellow ribbons. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5935 So they're actually going to cut us down?! Well that's depressing. It was described to me as a 'tree outing'... You can't trust the mushroom media these days 1.0469 0.03472 64 62 1 1
5936 Why so formal? You're going to a Trump event. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5937 I'm exploring my non-binary nature. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5938 I've been working on the new government tree-tie 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5939 I’m pretty sure the dogs won’t pee on me now that I’m fancy 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5940 I promise that next time, I'll tell those activists they gotta tie themselves to the tree. I just love the florar print on this one, don't you? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5941 Does the tie make it look too dressy? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
5942 I don’t know who he was, but he was wearing a fez and told me bow ties are cooler. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5943 Okay...so it's not a yellow ribbon. 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5944 Wood you be-leaf my boss barked at me, accusing me of being a plant in the office. The photo-thin-skin-synthesis on some pulp-ple! 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5945 I’m just trying to show up for myself a little more… 1.0465 0.02284 86 82 4 0
5946 But if no one sees it, am I really wearing a clip on? 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5947 He didn't have a yellow ribbon. 1.0462 0.03419 65 63 1 1
5948 My contribution to adopt-a-tree day. 1.0462 0.02623 65 62 3 0
5949 The people in charge won't be content until they have eliminated every symptom of independence and reduced citizens to the level of cattle. 1.0460 0.02258 87 83 4 0
5950 What don’t you understand about “Dress for Dinner?”!!! 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5951 Can't wait for my shift to end, its take your dog to work day. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5952 Now who's more of a treet!? Ha, get it? 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5953 I’m branching out this year into the Rodney Dangerfield line of fall formal wear. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5954 I gave at the office. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
5955 I guess they just forgot to harvest the broccoli.... 1.0455 0.02233 88 84 4 0
5956 They don't care - I have to go back in to the office. 1.0449 0.02209 89 85 4 0
5957 Yeah, it’s for self defense, it’s called tie tree. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5958 Thought I’d go out on a limb for my date with Willow tonight. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5959 Come fall I'll get the last laugh. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5960 What about “formal attire requested” do you not understand? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5961 Thought my wardrobe could use some branching out 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5962 I heard a tighter knot will make my shoulders look broader. Is it working? 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5963 I've been working on my growth mindset. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5964 They took me off of trees. I’m handling budget cuts now. 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5965 i figured, if Fetterman can wear whatever he wants, so can I 1.0448 0.02546 67 64 3 0
5966 I decided to update my look before the leaf-peepers arrive. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5967 I’m a real Entleman. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5968 Hey, we can at least tickle each other’s roots. 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5969 Why can't we just leave together/ 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5970 I know we are not the right type, but would you enjoy a date? 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
5971 It's a riff on Yellow Ribbon. 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5972 Everyone gets to deciduous for themselves, but trust me, yew don't want to be one of the poplar kids! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5973 I was the fifth collar! 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5974 I hate going to work! I just wish my boss would leaf me alone. 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5975 I thought the bow tie looked a little prissy. What do you think? 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5976 He just tied this on me and said "They'll get YOU into the office before they drag me back there." 1.0435 0.02638 92 89 2 1
5977 I thought we weren't going for the couples matching hairstyles trend Matia Fun -Stevenson 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
5978 Pardon my root 1.0429 0.03176 70 68 1 1
5979 I’m shadowing a private forest later . . . 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5980 This guy just wrapped it around me. He said, "I don't need this anymore in the post-Covid era." 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5981 you got a sex change? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5982 you’re not being required to go back to the forest? 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5983 I’m a Corporate Giant Oak now… 😏 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
5984 Too disoriented for a tree hugger. Something about a necktie party at the Capitol? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5985 Uh oh it looks like you have a bad hair day. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5986 I’m dressing for success. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5987 Promise me you'll look away if I find someone to mate with. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5988 Why would you expect a yellow ribbon? 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5989 It’s a clip on.Windsor knots are tough without arms. 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5990 Well, you know, it's formal Friday! Gotta keep up with the 'tree'nds! 1.0423 0.02404 71 68 3 0
5991 Hey we are equal 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5992 You let go of my hammock! So…does that mean you want me to go back to work? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5993 Good advice, next year the maroon bow tie ... 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5994 Ok, you can have the last word! 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5995 I think it makes me look classy. Desperate and pathetic too...but classy. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5996 I call it root flair. Too clever? 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5997 I'm one of those ABC type of trees. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5998 I think I have finally grown into this look 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
5999 The dress code is business-coriaceous 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6000 A wool tie?" "I have close friends who are cotton and I wanted to be supportive of their plight. 1.0417 0.02372 72 69 3 0
6001 Please forgive my rooting roots. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6002 I'm going to te fall sawmill banquet. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6003 Nice cover for your nether region. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6004 I know, all dressed up…… 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6005 The patriarchy is just a figment of your imagination 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6006 I forgot that now every day is Friday. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6007 I'm more productive when I dress up. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6008 That exam was too hard. I forgot how to do the square root! 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6009 I'm really rooted in this work from home thing. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6010 I'm getting worried. They say I'm not doing enough for climate change anymore. 1.0411 0.02339 73 70 3 0
6011 The guy from the power company told me yellow was my color. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6012 I tried to tell them "That's not a yellow ribbon and I'm not an oak." 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6013 "It was an Arbor Day gift from my sapling." 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6014 If this is only a new kind of leaf how come I'm as nervous as a GrideBroom? 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6015 Look at this Bert, I've still got a bit of 'tree hugger' on me. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6016 Check your phone! Today is Thursday. Tomorrow is casual Friday 1.0405 0.03005 74 72 1 1
6017 The pandemic has taught me the importance of dressing up even if you're not going anywhere. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6018 That was our dear Grandma, the Wind has told me, who crashed Lumberjack Joe! 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6019 No, I don’t need pants! It’s my home office day. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6020 Maybe they'll tie a yellow ribbon around you? 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6021 Did we really need GMOs? As broccoli, I thought we already were a superfood. 1.0405 0.02308 74 71 3 0
6022 IT's TIEBREAK....... 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6023 I preferred the yellow ribbon! 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6024 After Oppenheimer started playing in movie theaters, I decided to wear this tie, so I don’t get mistaken for a nuclear test. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6025 Do you remember when we were Deucalion and Pyrrha? 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6026 For my next trick, I'll tie the Krasny hourglass knot. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6027 So when you said our job is to provide oxygen to everyone around us, I assumed that was code for: business casual get-up that’s a breath of fresh air. 1.0400 0.02965 75 73 1 1
6028 National Professional Broccoli Day 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6029 Vladimir, we came here yesterday. 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6030 -what’s going on? -home office is over 1.0400 0.02278 75 72 3 0
6031 I told you it's because I'm from Thailand 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6032 Didn't you hear? It's black oak tie. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6033 I tried bow ties but never could tie them correctly! 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6034 So,you're your own walking stick? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6035 I was chosen to be tied for leading the Forrest hunting festival. How do I look?" "Where is your suit? 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6036 Stop looking at me. I’m trying to blend in this year. 1.0395 0.02248 76 73 3 0
6037 I guess you won best dressed today. Nope it’s a Tie! 1.0395 0.02926 76 74 1 1
6038 Don’t worry, it’s fireproof! 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6039 It’s not you, it’s me. I am tied and rooted down. 1.0390 0.02220 77 74 3 0
6040 We are hybridized to you not being the only fruit bearer.. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6041 You can't overdo foliage season. 1.0385 0.02192 78 75 3 0
6042 I've got a job interview coming up, and I just want to show I'm taking it seriously, you know? 1.0380 0.02164 79 76 3 0
6043 We’re both talking trees and im wearing a tie 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6044 Yeah man this area is great for planting your roots. Good job opportunities. Great school systems if you have any seedlings about to sprout. 1.0375 0.02137 80 77 3 0
6045 Apparently it was a white collar crime. 1.0370 0.02111 81 78 3 0
6046 I always say "Dress how you want to be addressed" 1.0366 0.02086 82 79 3 0
6047 So after that, I just wanted to tie one on. 1.0361 0.02681 83 81 1 1
6048 What exactly does “Black Tie Optional” mean? 1.0361 0.02061 83 80 3 0
6049 You know I love you but after Eve ate the apple, we didn't have a chance of becoming one. 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6050 ‘You know you’re just giving oxygen to the rumour mill.’ ‘Yes, but I just can’t seem not to fuel the fire.’ 1.0353 0.02013 85 82 3 0
6051 Do you think this tie matches my 21st-century soul? 1.0351 0.02459 57 55 2 0
6052 I'm applying for the job at the new branch 1.0349 0.02588 86 84 1 1
6053 I know what my pronouns are, but I'm not sure about yours. 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6054 I heard those executives say this is the perfect location for a new office. This is finally my chance to become a businessman. I’m headed to the top, Baby! 1.0339 0.02376 59 57 2 0
6055 Stanford mascot tryouts are next week. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6056 I know you're dismayed. But corporate finance really has done wonders for carbon sequestration. 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6057 It's already casual Friday? 1.0333 0.02337 60 58 2 0
6058 The yellow ribbon was too informal. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6059 We've been in a rut, Babe. Now you can see the tree from the forest. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6060 Like, I personally don’t believe in casual Friday. I want to be taken seriously 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
6061 The boss just rescinded our work from home policy 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6062 I haven't a clue. All he said was he didn't have a yellow ribbon! 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
6063 Sorry. I’m too tied up to deal with your troubling lumber now. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6064 I know memos are made of paper. 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6065 The crows figured out how to tie it. 1.0312 0.03125 64 63 0 1
6066 Hold tight 1.0312 0.02192 64 62 2 0
6067 I needed something to match my rings. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6068 She's hoping Alan Greenspan returns to the Fed Chair. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6069 You can wear whatever you don't - Biden is still an asswhole. 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6070 I was chosen to host the next necktie party... 1.0308 0.02159 65 63 2 0
6071 It's nothing against You . .I've gotta be The Tree that's Me . . . 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6072 Yeah,I guess you could say I was grandfathered into this job. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6073 I miss work remote! This return to office is a hassle, wesr tie, need shoes or insulated boots, in and in. Ugh may go on disability! Claim tree has ringing innards! Doctor e cuss, please process disablity at full benefits, needs multiple medics 1.0303 0.03030 66 65 0 1
6074 It used to be, tie a yellow ribbon for peace love and get the troops home. Now it’s just tie a “not”. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
6075 Why didn't you tell me it was casual Friday in the grove? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6076 Going forest bathing without me again? 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6077 We're the end of our genetic line unless you can come closer to me. Your choice. 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6078 My corporate gig has been trying to cut me down 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6079 You can easily find Boric's tree in Punta Arenas by just looking which one doesn't wear a tie 1.0299 0.02095 67 65 2 0
6080 Someone is girdling me, i guess this is good-bye!" susan knickerbocker whidbey island w 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6081 When I found out we're too closely related to get married, I wanted to kill myself. 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6082 My minimalist self gave up the tie long time ago! 1.0294 0.02064 68 66 2 0
6083 They said it was dress up for a river cruise. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6084 Well you can dress up all handsome, but I am not going to touch roots with any old passing charmer 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
6085 Binaries, Binberries. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6086 If Pres. Reagan could always wear a tie in the Oval Office, I can do it, too, for just standing in the forest. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6087 The salesman said the horizontal stripes make me seem not as tall. 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6088 The woodsperson said I was fit to be tied. What does that mean? 1.0286 0.02006 70 68 2 0
6089 I'm returning to the office. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6090 Would you share a root with me? 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6091 It's not yellow, and I'm not that old of an oak tree. It's not even a ribbon. Just a tie. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6092 Do you think this tie makes me look thin? 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6093 if an enemy burns books & turns off the internet , memorization & oral traditions can help preserve culture & knowledge 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
6094 It’s too late to uproot…. I’m tied down! 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6095 I'd also stick in my spigot, but that might be too sappy. 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
6096 Dogs stay away if you're dressed well. 1.0274 0.01924 73 71 2 0
6097 How did you get that damned tie? 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6098 I figure if I put a tie on, maybe I'll attract some newcomers. by Janet Luckey Cordish Cincinnati, OH 1.0270 0.01898 74 72 2 0
6099 I thought it was just us Old growths gathering to get an escape plan in place. Erm, 'what are you doing here? Aren't you from the plantation from across the street?' 1.0267 0.01873 75 73 2 0
6100 I'm going on a paid leave. 1.0263 0.01848 76 74 2 0
6101 Arbor Day gift. 1.0260 0.01825 77 75 2 0
6102 Pretty normal day, honey. Oh, except ... they axed Vanderbilt. 1.0256 0.01801 78 76 2 0
6103 I’m in the Executive Training Program 1.0253 0.01779 79 77 2 0
6104 If you want to go out dancing tonight,you will have to leave your roots here. 1.0253 0.02532 79 78 0 1
6105 It's simple. Loggers don't like formality. 1.0244 0.01714 82 80 2 0
6106 Well, I'm just trying to stay in home office. 1.0241 0.01693 83 81 2 0
6107 Why aren't you dressed UP? It isn't FALL yet. Or, do you have some business to attend to on the senate floor?? 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
6108 Okay, maybe I AM a mossback… 1.0233 0.01635 86 84 2 0
6109 When tree gossip, they always get to the root of matter and they also dress to impress 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
6110 I’ve got an important Zoom meeting later today! 1.0175 0.01770 57 56 1 0
6111 They said now anything goes after labor! 1.0169 0.01709 59 58 1 0
6112 Yellow ribbons are too woke. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6113 My leaves just don't allow me to express myself like they used to. 1.0167 0.01681 60 59 1 0
6114 Who farted? 1.0164 0.01653 61 60 1 0
6115 What Do You Mean, This is Not What They Meant When Telling Me I Would Be Needing A Tree Tie?!? 1.0161 0.01626 62 61 1 0
6116 I'm going to work in an office one day 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
6117 It's Casual Friday, not Casual Thursday. 1.0156 0.01575 64 63 1 0
6118 Yea, I'm dressed formal for my leaves` wake. 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
6119 I hope it works as a tree-to-leave mark? 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
6120 No, I didn't get the memor from Leader Schumer. 1.0154 0.01550 65 64 1 0
6121 Bro, if you want to be chosen for the new Bezos landscaping project you have to look your best. 1.0149 0.01504 67 66 1 0
6122 It's just a matter of time until timber falls in the corporate world ! 1.0143 0.01439 70 69 1 0
6123 Hey, you've got to dress for the job you want if you're going to go places in this world! 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
6124 I’m not trying to make a tired punny word play joke. I just wear a tie to look good. 1.0141 0.01418 71 70 1 0
6125 Come fall I feel naked without a tie. 1.0139 0.01399 72 71 1 0
6126 Just came out of zoom meeting and all that was on the agenda was blank paper. 1.0135 0.01361 74 73 1 0
6127 I want your new upgrade with a tidy feature" 1.0133 0.01342 75 74 1 0
6128 It's what trunks to, so I heart yestertay. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
6129 Are you done Tree-ing for the day, dear Tree? 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0