Contest #865 Summary

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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Well, in a black hole the gravitational pull is so intense that nothing, not even light, can escape. So yeah, I think your ball is gone.	1.7594	0.02204	1380	668	376	336
1	It's probably just a phase.	1.7091	0.01811	1856	913	570	373
2	A hundred bucks says a cat has something to do with this.	1.7016	0.02080	1441	728	415	298
3	Well, we still have the mailman.	1.6851	0.02003	1537	792	437	308
4	Is it just me or do you also have strong urge to sniff it?	1.6032	0.01980	1497	854	383	260
5	You're named after that one, Spot.	1.6015	0.01976	1478	838	391	249
6	I know how this looks but I swear it was there last night	1.5837	0.01850	1554	871	459	224
7	It's not the moon I miss, it's the howling.	1.5794	0.01973	1417	814	385	218
8	I think we chewed through the wrong cord.	1.5658	0.01900	1437	820	421	196
9	Do you also see kibble around an open manhole?	1.5520	0.01917	1433	842	391	200
10	Well it’s either a lunar eclipse or I have glaucoma.	1.5446	0.01967	1414	855	348	211
11	It makes the holes we chewed in the couch seem so small.	1.5424	0.01363	2880	1731	736	413
12	I can’t believe it, the howling finally worked.	1.5378	0.02063	1205	716	330	159
13	Look at that a vacuum I'm not afraid of.	1.5365	0.01995	1398	863	320	215
14	Some see a 'black hole'. I see a large 'sprinkled donut'.	1.5338	0.02012	1300	786	334	180
15	Finally, all that howling worked.	1.5330	0.01861	1501	904	394	203
16	I completely understand the physics of black holes, but I still wonder if that’s where squirrels go at night.	1.5278	0.02401	900	546	233	121
17	I don’t know whether to howl or to question the meaning of life.	1.5229	0.01808	1526	918	418	190
18	I think the Cow did it.	1.5193	0.01844	1556	965	374	217
19	Okay, now you did it...	1.5165	0.01811	1547	947	401	199
20	It’s supposed to be over Miami. But the black hole over Mar-a-Lago sucked it in.	1.5146	0.02403	958	610	203	145
21	I see an everything bagel. What do you see?	1.5126	0.01654	1904	1186	460	258
22	What the hell are you howling at?	1.5097	0.01839	1501	929	379	193
23	We are but specks of dust in the expanse of the infinite cosmos. Can I sniff your butt?	1.5074	0.01874	1492	939	349	204
24	Looks like Elon missed a spot.	1.5068	0.01870	1476	924	356	196
25	You read much Sartre?	1.4970	0.01779	1499	922	409	168
26	I know he said 'fetch', but this is getting ridiculous.	1.4963	0.02145	1088	684	268	136
27	Seems like even more reason to howl.	1.4963	0.01920	1358	854	334	170
28	Oh no, I hope it’s not a vacuum	1.4883	0.02152	1028	642	270	116
29	Did you bury it?	1.4796	0.01917	1226	761	342	123
30	The one night I need to blow off some steam.	1.4791	0.01605	2006	1313	425	268
31	Frisbee in the sky with diamonds, you say?… what kind of treats have they been feeding you?	1.4784	0.02228	972	620	239	113
32	Maybe it really was made of cheese.	1.4752	0.01767	1471	926	391	154
33	Not all holes are sniffable.	1.4745	0.01470	2740	1909	362	469
34	Do you think we finally scared it away?	1.4708	0.01765	1472	933	385	154
35	As a matter of principle, I don’t howl at new moons.	1.4685	0.01830	1381	881	353	147
36	The whole universe has fleas and ringworm.	1.4676	0.01572	2592	1887	198	507
37	Should we howl just to mess with them?	1.4669	0.01761	1482	946	380	156
38	That last howl seems to have triggered something.	1.4636	0.01725	1471	928	404	139
39	Next time, don't howl so loud.	1.4636	0.01689	1633	1053	403	177
40	Don't howl, son. That’s the bark side.	1.4634	0.01633	2292	1645	232	415
41	You know it’s a good howl if you scared off the moon!	1.4633	0.01765	1459	933	376	150
42	I love Pink Floyd too.	1.4631	0.01861	1369	889	326	154
43	It makes all our problems seem so small — except for that mailman.	1.4614	0.01599	2215	1545	318	352
44	It's not eassy to howl at the dark side of the moon.	1.4594	0.01796	1415	912	356	147
45	Well, That's certainly not amore.	1.4555	0.01927	1271	834	295	142
46	Wow, a howl in one!	1.4524	0.03195	504	343	94	67
47	Looks like there’s nothing on tonight.	1.4513	0.01625	1848	1236	390	222
48	That would be an absolutely stunning Blue Moon, if we weren’t color blind.	1.4481	0.02504	752	499	169	84
49	'Guess you howled at it once too often.'	1.4458	0.01737	1431	925	374	132
50	See, I told you if we howl long enough we could scare it away.	1.4455	0.01736	1423	918	376	129
51	One small step…my ass…	1.4452	0.01820	1433	958	312	163
52	It's moments like these that I'm reminded just how insignificant my owner is.	1.4432	0.01782	1654	1151	273	230
53	Uh oh, we may have howled a little too loud this time.	1.4431	0.02076	984	635	262	87
54	I don't think we're gonna get that ball back	1.4385	0.01850	1512	1054	253	205
55	We’re dogs. It’s round. It’s a ball. We pounce on it, chew it to bits and spread it all over. Nothing “Cosmic” about it.	1.4376	0.01856	1266	832	314	120
56	Do think that is where my ball is?	1.4359	0.03754	312	206	76	30
57	That’s what happens when you don't pay your electric bill.	1.4353	0.01966	1523	1121	141	261
58	To howl, or not to howl; that is the question.	1.4282	0.02075	1357	1006	121	230
59	I say we howl anyway.	1.4268	0.01871	1298	880	282	136
60	It's gonna be a lot harder to fetch.	1.4218	0.02123	1247	919	130	198
61	This motherfucker.	1.4186	0.02256	1185	902	70	213
62	I would so sniff that.	1.4137	0.02055	1112	778	208	126
63	Now what?	1.4036	0.01963	1011	678	258	75
64	Listen, let’s say the cat did it.	1.4034	0.02186	947	665	182	100
65	Rover, we have a problem.	1.4033	0.02157	982	692	184	106
66	Oh no. An even scarier vacuum.	1.3991	0.02500	882	667	78	137
67	Offhand, I’d say it’s a region of space having a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape, otherwise known as a black hole. But I’m just a dog, what do I know?	1.3969	0.02379	902	666	114	122
68	Someday, long after we're gone, some future dog will bury a bone in that hole.	1.3953	0.02259	802	553	181	68
69	Do you ever just look up at all the stars in the sky and wonder, 'When's dinner?'	1.3948	0.02381	813	582	141	90
70	Black matter lives	1.3896	0.02350	811	580	146	85
71	If anyone asks, it wasn't us, ok?	1.3895	0.02368	778	552	149	77
72	What will cows jump over now?	1.3870	0.02285	783	547	169	67
73	You think that's where the ball went?	1.3867	0.02355	799	572	145	82
74	Great, a harvested moon.	1.3852	0.02447	784	573	120	91
75	They ate the cheese and left us nothing!	1.3849	0.02347	704	486	165	53
76	Maybe it's just a phase	1.3831	0.02426	757	546	132	79
77	Musk had it painted black and changed its name to O.	1.3829	0.02476	807	602	101	104
78	It's like when my dad left me.	1.3817	0.02447	613	419	154	40
79	I guess we got a little carried away last night.	1.3797	0.02400	719	510	145	64
80	Oh my God Ralph, someone took the dog star.	1.3794	0.02391	709	500	149	60
81	Wouldn't be the first time I howled at nothing...	1.3793	0.02526	704	512	117	75
82	It looks like Uranus.	1.3748	0.02722	627	464	91	72
83	If I’d known what would happen when Bessie jumped over it, I never would have laughed.	1.3744	0.02471	633	444	141	48
84	I guess we finally scared it off.	1.3738	0.02345	709	499	155	55
85	Power outage on earth again.	1.3734	0.02433	707	508	134	65
86	It just makes me realize how small and insignificant my owner is.	1.3733	0.02546	667	484	117	66
87	Let’s do howls of dismay.	1.3724	0.02424	733	532	129	72
88	Took a month, but we finally scared it away.	1.3723	0.02509	693	505	118	70
89	Do you think anyone would mind if we howl anyway?	1.3710	0.02419	663	468	144	51
90	Sure I was howling at the moon, but I didn't think it would leave!	1.3708	0.02586	677	500	103	74
91	Our ancestors called it God’s butt. Some say it takes 13.7 million years for the smell to reach our noses on earth. It really makes you think for the scale of the univ-SQUIRREL I SAW A SQUIRREL	1.3683	0.02817	638	490	61	87
92	I wonder how far it is in Dog years?	1.3682	0.02571	641	466	114	61
93	It really makes you consider the triviality of fetch.	1.3669	0.02665	616	453	100	63
94	Wouldn't you love to sniff that one?	1.3652	0.02600	627	458	109	60
95	All I did was howl.	1.3652	0.02509	638	459	125	54
96	I swear. I was just howling at it last night.	1.3638	0.02546	635	461	117	57
97	“See that, son. Any day the mother ship will come back for us and these humans will be in for a big surprise. Fetch the ball, my ass.”	1.3628	0.02745	623	471	78	74
98	They missed a spot.	1.3622	0.02626	624	460	102	62
99	How is this my fault?	1.3615	0.03494	343	251	60	32
100	To add a further grievance to my species inequality list, they have the luminous serenity of the Man in the Moon and we have the annoying distraction of The Unfetchable Ball.	1.3596	0.02624	570	411	113	46
101	i don’t know…i feel like i’d just be howling at nothing.	1.3593	0.02616	590	429	110	51
102	I’ll bet the cat did it, but you know he’s going to blame us	1.3578	0.02742	559	412	94	53
103	My vet told me there's a donut hole in our insurance, too.	1.3573	0.02647	487	340	120	27
104	Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria?	1.3573	0.03024	585	465	31	89
105	Don't ask me. You're the one who howled at it.	1.3569	0.02621	608	448	103	57
106	I think we finally scared it away.	1.3525	0.02610	590	433	106	51
107	'Howling at the void' just doesn't have the same ring to it.	1.3513	0.02713	538	394	99	45
108	This takes cancel culture to a new level.	1.3501	0.02803	537	401	84	52
109	Something tells me our tennis ball's never coming back.	1.3500	0.02921	520	394	70	56
110	It makes you want to believe in dog.	1.3474	0.02805	570	435	72	63
111	You should work on ‘stay’’ before tackling quantum mechanics	1.3462	0.02865	517	389	77	51
112	I guess all the barking finally worked.	1.3462	0.02677	543	399	100	44
113	The ancients called it the Frisbee, but modern astronomers say it's an artifact left over from the Big Bark.	1.3434	0.02843	495	368	84	43
114	That's Spot.	1.3432	0.02794	507	376	88	43
115	Fetch that - i dare you!	1.3429	0.02747	452	323	103	26
116	That’s the black hole where all our balls went!	1.3411	0.02768	513	381	89	43
117	If anyone asks, we'll blame it on the cat.	1.3409	0.02901	484	363	77	44
118	Sometimes I just stare into the void and wonder if there is a Dog.	1.3398	0.02852	512	387	76	49
119	Max, my boy, that's called a black hole. It's filled with millions of lost sticks, tennis balls, and Frisbees.	1.3397	0.02778	524	393	84	47
120	It’s just too far away and I’m not getting a whiff of anything. Yet I feel the allure.	1.3393	0.02790	445	321	97	27
121	Seriously. You don't see it?	1.3390	0.02841	469	346	87	36
122	And that's where all the lost tennis balls go.	1.3390	0.02828	472	348	88	36
123	Is this the bark-side of the moon?	1.3386	0.02894	508	387	70	51
124	Typical--howl a couple of nights and they go and hide it.	1.3383	0.02723	535	400	89	46
125	And that, son, is called the "Empty Dog Bowl."	1.3366	0.02823	505	380	80	45
126	You think that last howl might've been a bit harsh?	1.3360	0.02773	503	375	87	41
127	Thank god for the mailman.	1.3333	0.02857	432	316	88	28
128	I’ll bet you five treats that I get blamed for chewing that hole.	1.3333	0.02791	483	359	87	37
129	One day we’ll meet the Great Dog who dug that hole, and we’ll learn what’s buried there.	1.3326	0.02847	484	364	79	41
130	All these years howling, I never thought it would work.	1.3326	0.02890	481	364	74	43
131	Well, I'm not going to sit here and howl at nothing like an idiot.	1.3311	0.02904	441	328	80	33
132	Don't ask me-I still chase my tail.	1.3297	0.03101	464	363	49	52
133	I think this is where our person goes when he’s staring at his phone.	1.3292	0.02847	483	365	77	41
134	What’s Musk done now?	1.3275	0.03050	455	352	57	46
135	And I thought it was merely a passing reference to astrophysics in Oppenheimer.	1.3262	0.02927	423	315	78	30
136	All the good bones are in there.	1.3261	0.03015	417	314	70	33
137	I don't know about you, but a total eclipse always makes me think about an empty food bowl.	1.3259	0.02800	451	334	87	30
138	I hear it moved to a quieter neighborhood.	1.3244	0.02988	447	342	65	40
139	Looks like Earth forgot to pay their electric bill again.	1.3239	0.03199	426	334	46	46
140	I guess all of that howling finally worked.	1.3237	0.02992	417	314	71	32
141	That's the part of space not licensed to Elon Musk....	1.3233	0.03036	430	329	63	38
142	I'm telling you Willy, the tide's gonna be a mess now...	1.3214	0.02974	420	317	71	32
143	That there , son , is one black hole we ain't gonna sniff.	1.3213	0.02974	442	338	66	38
144	They say it’s just a phase.	1.3205	0.03017	415	315	67	33
145	You get the ball this time.	1.3203	0.03028	409	310	67	32
146	They say on the other side you can catch your tail.	1.3203	0.02886	434	326	77	31
147	Do you ever wonder if you really are a good boy?	1.3203	0.02994	434	332	65	37
148	It's a place where a massive object has collapsed and created a region where the gravity is so intense that not even light can escape. It's called a cat's soul."	1.3202	0.03200	406	316	50	40
149	Lately I feel like I've been howling into the void.	1.3200	0.02900	450	342	72	36
150	I don't know what it is but I really want to sniff it.	1.3197	0.03087	416	320	59	37
151	I wonder how far away that is in dog years?	1.3191	0.03237	376	289	54	33
152	Note the use of negative space.	1.3184	0.02981	402	302	72	28
153	Spot?	1.3179	0.02988	431	330	65	36
154	I'm telling you, two weeks ago in that very spot was the biggest, brightest ball I've ever seen.	1.3151	0.03002	438	339	60	39
155	At least we can still bark at the mailman.	1.3140	0.03122	379	289	61	29
156	I blame Schrodinger's cat.	1.3133	0.03163	383	295	56	32
157	Just a thought...did you pay the electric bill?	1.3133	0.03230	415	330	40	45
158	The universe lifted its tail just for us.	1.3133	0.03083	415	322	56	37
159	Turns out Elon Musk owned the rights	1.3128	0.03063	422	328	56	38
160	We should definitely go sniff it.	1.3128	0.02893	438	334	71	33
161	I'm pretty sure he threw the ball in there	1.3127	0.03049	403	309	62	32
162	Darn! Too far away to sniff.	1.3125	0.02918	400	300	75	25
163	My owner disappears like this, and I never know if he’s coming back.	1.3123	0.03343	381	302	39	40
164	It’s weird, I want to sniff it too.	1.3123	0.03060	365	274	68	23
165	The great pup in the sky must have forgotten to pay the electric bill.	1.3116	0.03350	398	320	32	46
166	If it was smaller, I'd say the cat had something to do with this.	1.3114	0.03049	395	302	63	30
167	Let's call it spot!	1.3111	0.03258	360	278	52	30
168	The legend goes that the greatest dog owner ever threw a ball so hard it left that hole in the sky.	1.3103	0.03195	377	292	53	32
169	So that's where the humans used to live	1.3101	0.02981	387	292	70	25
170	I didn't used to care, but now they switched me to that new natural organic dog food I've begun to question the nature of the cosmos.	1.3095	0.03111	391	302	57	32
171	No, you can't fetch that ball. Believe me, I tried.	1.3089	0.02960	395	299	70	26
172	Maybe someone forgot to pay the cable bill?	1.3075	0.02992	348	258	73	17
173	It's called 'intermission'"	1.3075	0.03039	335	248	71	16
174	Fetch the ball suddenly has such an existential ring to it.	1.3071	0.03005	394	301	65	28
175	I miss Pluto	1.3069	0.03292	378	299	42	37
176	Sure, you could try to warn them, but they’ll just tell you to shut the hell up.	1.3061	0.03236	343	263	55	25
177	Omniscient frisbee, we pray to thee.	1.3052	0.03295	367	289	44	34
178	Do you want to howl anyway, or should we come back when they turn the lights on?	1.3040	0.02979	398	305	65	28
179	I guess he finally gave her the moon.	1.3040	0.03250	352	273	51	28
180	I think it's what they call a black hole...and they'll probably blame me for digging it.	1.3038	0.03286	339	262	51	26
181	Go ahead...you howl. I'm not getting sucked into this one.	1.3031	0.03217	353	273	53	27
182	You think everything looks like a tennis ball, Ralph.	1.3029	0.03208	373	292	49	32
183	What did Elon do with the Moon THIS time?	1.3027	0.03216	337	258	56	23
184	I swear the big ball was right there last night”	1.3026	0.03053	380	292	61	27
185	This is more than just rearranging the furniture	1.3025	0.03158	324	244	62	18
186	I'm pretty sure it's Uranus	1.3025	0.03175	367	285	53	29
187	Do you see it? Kibble everywhere except the bowl.	1.3019	0.03283	361	284	45	32
188	And that, son, is the famous black hole dug by our ancestor Sirius, the dog star.	1.3013	0.03215	375	295	47	33
189	„Trust me, it’s a trap - it’s just hanging there, nobody ever throws it.“	1.3007	0.03407	306	236	48	22
190	One day I'll get that ball.	1.3006	0.03018	346	260	68	18
191	Huh, after all this time, the howling finally worked.	1.2997	0.03088	377	292	57	28
192	Musk strikes again	1.2996	0.03840	227	173	40	14
193	I wonder, if a dog barks in the nighttime at a moon that isn’t there, does it still bother the neighbors.	1.2984	0.03057	382	296	58	28
194	No, I don't think the frisbee is coming back.	1.2975	0.03045	363	278	62	23
195	Which one is the dog star?	1.2974	0.03113	343	262	60	21
196	Well, that's the last time I'll howl at the moon.	1.2966	0.03216	327	251	55	21
197	I thought it was a black hole, but the same people who banned books in Florida now only let us see this heavily redacted view of the universe, blocking out the planets that might support life that could have gay beings.	1.2966	0.03548	327	263	31	33
198	I bet it was the vacuum.	1.2965	0.03265	344	269	48	27
199	Think of all the bones buried in there	1.2964	0.03328	307	236	51	20
200	ME FR	1.2958	0.03568	355	293	19	43
201	Anus Major	1.2950	0.03243	339	264	50	25
202	Of course, in dog years, we're even farther away.	1.2948	0.03227	329	254	53	22
203	Someone forgot to turn the moon on again.	1.2946	0.03235	336	261	51	24
204	Sometimes I wonder if there really is a dog.	1.2945	0.03526	326	262	32	32
205	I'm pretty sure that's where they hide the treats.	1.2941	0.03326	323	252	47	24
206	I don't know, but I'm gonna howl at it.	1.2939	0.03135	347	268	56	23
207	Based on Hawking’s theories, that is one hole you don’t want to bury your bones in.	1.2936	0.03154	344	266	55	23
208	They call it a 'Black Hole, and I'm pretty sure the cat did it.	1.2936	0.03259	344	270	47	27
209	I think it's a doggy door	1.2934	0.03109	351	271	57	23
210	Imagine the size of the dog who dug that.	1.2931	0.03239	331	257	51	23
211	I'm all spaced out. Isn't the moon supposed to be there?	1.2928	0.03310	304	234	51	19
212	I know what you’re thinking, but it’s unsniffable.	1.2921	0.03178	356	279	50	27
213	I call that constellation the food bowl.	1.2919	0.03300	322	251	48	23
214	If we howl at a black hole, does anyone hear us?	1.2914	0.03484	302	238	40	24
215	Can’t I bark at it anyway?	1.2913	0.03365	309	241	46	22
216	Cats. I'm sure of it.	1.2912	0.03175	340	264	53	23
217	I toldja. The moon is a hoax.	1.2910	0.03232	323	250	52	21
218	I say we go ahead and howl, anyway!	1.2909	0.03095	361	281	55	25
219	I think that’s the dark side of the frisbee	1.2907	0.03334	313	244	47	22
220	The neighbors complained.	1.2903	0.03261	310	239	52	19
221	Trust me; if we stare at it long enough someone will eventually throw it.	1.2903	0.03221	341	267	49	25
222	That,they say,is where all your favorite tennis balls disappear to.	1.2901	0.03282	324	253	48	23
223	I bet a cat is to blame.	1.2896	0.03091	335	257	59	19
224	Damn that Elon Musk!	1.2895	0.03336	304	236	48	20
225	Don't laugh. Maybe they'll blame it on the cow.	1.2888	0.03329	329	260	43	26
226	It's called Anti-Fetch-Matter	1.2885	0.03047	364	283	57	24
227	I usually howl at the moon. What do we do now?	1.2884	0.03315	319	250	46	23
228	They call is bark matter.	1.2881	0.03537	295	234	37	24
229	So you see, a black hole is where all your chew toys end up.	1.2878	0.03216	337	264	49	24
230	It's the Doggy Door to another dimension.	1.2875	0.03422	320	255	38	27
231	That's new. We should sniff it.	1.2874	0.03133	341	265	54	22
232	Face it, we're just howling into the void.	1.2867	0.03451	293	230	42	21
233	It's the Frisbee constellation.	1.2866	0.03193	314	242	54	18
234	It reminds me of the night we met at the dog park.	1.2866	0.03145	321	247	56	18
235	Reminds me of a dalmatian I once sniffed.	1.2861	0.03190	332	259	51	22
236	It’s going through a phase.	1.2853	0.03092	347	270	55	22
237	Goodnight,Moon.	1.2852	0.03447	305	242	39	24
238	All I see is my empty dog bowl.	1.2844	0.03147	320	247	55	18
239	It's definitely bark matter	1.2843	0.03382	313	248	41	24
240	I would love to meet the dog who dug that one.	1.2839	0.03229	317	247	50	20
241	Relativity speaking,nothing is the matter.	1.2834	0.03432	314	251	37	26
242	I don't know, but I blame cats.	1.2834	0.03268	307	239	49	19
243	This feels like the work of cats	1.2833	0.03321	300	234	47	19
244	I don't see it. What are we howling at?	1.2832	0.03138	339	265	52	22
245	I think we howled too loud.	1.2827	0.03055	329	253	59	17
246	Go ahead. It's a bark hole.	1.2821	0.03229	312	243	50	19
247	Looks like we have an unexpected night off.	1.2821	0.03099	312	239	58	15
248	We'd understand it better if we could just sniff it.	1.2810	0.03171	306	236	54	16
249	Maybe it's how cats got here	1.2804	0.03224	321	252	48	21
250	Well, at least they can't rub our noses in it.	1.2804	0.03372	321	257	38	26
251	Looks like we howled too hard.	1.2795	0.03053	347	271	55	21
252	These eclipses give us nothing to bark at	1.2792	0.03413	283	222	43	18
253	It's a cosmic anomaly accurately predicted by Einstein. Now can we go play fetch?	1.2791	0.03097	326	253	55	18
254	You think the stick is in there?	1.2789	0.03323	294	230	46	18
255	Well, this can't be good.	1.2789	0.03253	294	228	50	16
256	A part of me wants to say something profound about this stellar phenomenon and another part of me wants to bark at it very loudly for no reason at all.	1.2788	0.03285	312	246	45	21
257	And that, my friend, is the ultimate doggy door.	1.2786	0.03510	280	222	38	20
258	We finally scared it away, Fred…	1.2785	0.03257	298	232	49	17
259	Uranus?	1.2776	0.03277	317	251	44	22
260	Makes you realize how insignificant smelling someone's butt is.	1.2774	0.03140	328	257	51	20
261	Did we do that?	1.2772	0.03387	267	207	46	14
262	Don’t ask me. I can’t even figure out why we eat kibble.	1.2763	0.03437	304	244	36	24
263	'Florida Republicans say their ban on full moons prevents young werewolves from 'coming out.''	1.2762	0.03350	315	252	39	24
264	No sense howling. It's gone now.	1.2761	0.03396	297	236	40	21
265	It’s nice to get a night off every once in a while.	1.2752	0.03179	298	231	52	15
266	Proof that God is a dog. Started digging but could not stop.	1.2747	0.03371	273	213	45	15
267	You howled at it too much!	1.2745	0.03122	306	237	54	15
268	There really is no point Kevin. That's the point.	1.2744	0.03431	266	208	43	15
269	No, I see a food bowl!	1.2744	0.03565	277	222	34	21
270	I can only imagine how spectacular that smells.	1.2740	0.03363	292	231	42	19
271	Yeah, it used to be right there every night. Then Elon Musk bought it and had it relocated to Texas.	1.2737	0.03665	274	222	29	23
272	and finally that’s my favorite constellation…the ball!	1.2737	0.03383	285	225	42	18
273	I knew we shouldn’t have skipped last month.	1.2734	0.03248	278	215	50	13
274	Have you ever hear of Pink Floyd?	1.2730	0.03332	282	221	45	16
275	I’ll be damned, Ralph. Someone finally caught it.	1.2727	0.03388	297	237	39	21
276	Looks like we howled at it one to many times.	1.2724	0.03431	279	221	40	18
277	Finally,all that howling paid off.	1.2718	0.03411	298	239	37	22
278	That, son is where all the missing balls go.	1.2717	0.03433	265	208	42	15
279	Sometimes I feel like I’m just howling into a void.	1.2712	0.03401	295	236	38	21
280	Yeah, I just don’t see it.	1.2709	0.03650	251	200	34	17
281	That's how I felt after I was spayed.	1.2702	0.03225	285	222	49	14
282	I always prefer to look on the bright side.	1.2702	0.03447	285	228	37	20
283	You know we’re going to get blamed for this.	1.2701	0.03391	274	216	42	16
284	That's what happens when too many satellites pee on the same spot.	1.2699	0.03551	289	235	30	24
285	Oh, that one's called Anus Major.	1.2699	0.03551	289	235	30	24
286	Go ahead and howl at it and see what happens…	1.2696	0.03128	293	227	53	13
287	No one will believe the discovery of dark matter by a dog.	1.2696	0.03121	319	251	50	18
288	I think it's the Secret Doggy Door to the next universe.	1.2695	0.03680	256	206	31	19
289	Do you think we howled too much?	1.2694	0.03312	297	236	42	19
290	great use of negative space	1.2683	0.03511	246	193	40	13
291	So, what did you think a black hole would look like ?	1.2681	0.03369	276	218	42	16
292	Dammit, Elon. Stop that.	1.2679	0.03522	280	226	33	21
293	It makes chasing cars feel so trivial.	1.2675	0.03214	314	250	44	20
294	Do you think they'll throw it back?	1.2671	0.03435	277	221	38	18
295	I don't know... Howl at it anyway just to see what happens?	1.2671	0.03484	292	237	32	23
296	I think it's where cats come from.	1.2669	0.03401	281	224	39	18
297	This feels a lot like the “Tennis ball behind the back” trick”	1.2669	0.03286	281	221	45	15
298	Then the evil black hole in the sky sucked up our tennis balls.	1.2669	0.03349	296	237	39	20
299	I guess the cow jump has been canceled.	1.2667	0.03613	270	219	30	21
300	Sure we don’t have anything to howl at, but think of the cow that just lost her job.	1.2667	0.03330	285	226	42	17
301	Maybe it's the dog bowl constellation!	1.2667	0.03457	270	215	38	17
302	And, that's where the ball went?	1.2667	0.03099	285	220	54	11
303	Do you think its saving energy?	1.2660	0.03439	297	241	33	23
304	We'll wait right here until that rabbit pokes his head out.	1.2659	0.03522	267	214	35	18
305	Plop plop fizz fizz	1.2656	0.03712	256	208	28	20
306	So now what do we bark at?	1.2655	0.03251	275	215	47	13
307	I think the ball’s gone, Buddy.	1.2651	0.03225	298	236	45	17
308	Think that's where all our missing tennis balls went?	1.2649	0.03430	268	213	39	16
309	Keep barking until it comes back...	1.2645	0.03551	276	224	31	21
310	So do we howl or not?	1.2645	0.03281	276	217	45	14
311	God, I hate vacuums.	1.2645	0.03399	276	220	39	17
312	What am I supposed to howl at?	1.2642	0.03242	265	206	48	11
313	Maybe we're all just fleas on someone's coat.	1.2641	0.03368	284	227	39	18
314	Should it take this long to reboot after an update?	1.2641	0.03331	284	226	41	17
315	Theoretically it makes tail-catching possible.	1.2637	0.03423	273	218	38	17
316	Looks like we are taking the night off.	1.2637	0.03262	273	214	46	13
317	Who let the stars out?	1.2636	0.03616	239	190	35	14
318	Looks like DIRECTTV is down again.	1.2634	0.03669	243	195	32	16
319	Let's howl at the hole	1.2633	0.03077	281	217	54	10
320	Actually, it reminds me of you.	1.2632	0.03671	247	199	31	17
321	They say when the portal to doggy heaven opens, an endless fleet of Frisbees await within.	1.2629	0.03402	251	197	42	12
322	I guess this means no more tides, menstrual pains, lunar calendars and associated mental disorders.	1.2628	0.03489	274	221	34	19
323	Don't know, don't care. I'll howl at anything with you.	1.2627	0.03457	255	202	39	14
324	Are you talking light years or dog years?	1.2625	0.03754	259	213	24	22
325	Out of the three balls I've lost, this is the one I'll miss the most.	1.2625	0.03420	259	205	40	14
326	It's a ball so dense you can't chew it.	1.2624	0.03149	282	220	50	12
327	I think we should go ahead and howl anyway.	1.2622	0.03159	286	224	49	13
328	You're saying there is a world out there where we're pets?	1.2622	0.03432	267	213	38	16
329	Bark matter	1.2621	0.03613	248	199	33	16
330	I didn't do it.	1.2614	0.03286	264	207	45	12
331	They're out in support of the writers strike.	1.2612	0.03404	245	192	42	11
332	Guess we’re off-duty tonight.	1.2612	0.03453	245	193	40	12
333	Great. What are we supposed to howl at now?	1.2612	0.03296	268	211	44	13
334	A lunar eclipse or a black hole? I don’t know whether to howl or simply stare in awe?	1.2610	0.03054	295	230	53	12
335	What would Lassie do?	1.2609	0.03172	299	237	46	16
336	I think maybe we overdid the howling	1.2606	0.03360	284	228	38	18
337	Well, I guess we could howl at the void.	1.2602	0.03450	269	216	36	17
338	That's our way out.	1.2601	0.03210	273	214	47	12
339	If I weren't a dog, I'd be worried.	1.2599	0.03340	277	221	40	16
340	This opens my evening schedule quite a bit.	1.2598	0.03547	254	204	34	16
341	I think it’s the Water Bowl constellation.	1.2598	0.03268	281	223	43	15
342	Let's howl anyway.	1.2597	0.03421	258	205	39	14
343	I blame the vacuum.	1.2597	0.03240	258	201	47	10
344	I would expect more distortion near the Schwarzschild radius, but what do I know -- I'm just a dog.	1.2595	0.03470	262	210	36	16
345	Do you think there are dogs somewhere out there howling at its bright side?	1.2591	0.03158	274	214	49	11
346	...and it all started with the Big Bark.	1.2591	0.03615	247	199	32	16
347	I’ve always wondered how cats got here.	1.2590	0.03169	278	218	48	12
348	I don't smell anything either.	1.2589	0.03258	282	224	43	15
349	Told you barking works	1.2588	0.03446	255	203	38	14
350	It makes you wonder if a treat is on the other side.	1.2587	0.03150	286	225	48	13
351	What did the Indians do to it?	1.2587	0.03901	259	218	15	26
352	Don't worry. It comes on again.	1.2582	0.03148	275	215	49	11
353	They’ll say, “The dog ate it,” just you wait.	1.2581	0.03602	248	200	32	16
354	One of us is going to get the blame for digging that.	1.2580	0.03248	283	225	43	15
355	Howling into the void isn't as fulfilling as howling at the moon.	1.2578	0.03254	287	229	42	16
356	There! Above the Little Dipper, to the left of the Big Kibble Bowl, it's Orion's Stick.	1.2578	0.03807	225	182	28	15
357	That’s nothing to howl at.	1.2576	0.03362	264	210	40	14
358	There goes the Dog Star.	1.2574	0.03135	303	241	46	16
359	You can't bark at what you can't see.	1.2574	0.03335	272	217	40	15
360	Jump through it, I dare you!	1.2570	0.03356	249	196	42	11
361	Maybe for once, my owner will be the one afraid of the vacuum.	1.2568	0.03553	257	208	32	17
362	Now we really have something to howl about.	1.2566	0.03308	265	210	42	13
363	It's the galaxy MAGA. Just a hole.	1.2566	0.03715	265	220	22	23
364	I don't know the difference between dark matter and dark energy, either.	1.2566	0.03517	265	215	32	18
365	Well, one howl too many and now it's gone.	1.2565	0.03399	269	216	37	16
366	What do you think it smells like?	1.2564	0.03283	273	217	42	14
367	Some say Pluto dug that black hole	1.2563	0.03521	277	227	29	21
368	At least we know where our ball went.	1.2563	0.03456	238	188	39	11
369	I don't think Max is coming back.	1.2556	0.03297	266	211	42	13
370	I wouldn't trust it without getting close enough to sniff it	1.2552	0.03544	239	191	35	13
371	I think, if we back way, way up, we can make it.	1.2552	0.03494	239	190	37	12
372	I don't know whether to howl or get my telescope.	1.2551	0.03091	243	186	52	5
373	I don’t think it’s a frisbee	1.2551	0.03368	247	195	41	11
374	There's nothing more terrifying than a giant vacuum.	1.2551	0.03512	247	198	35	14
375	To howl or not to howl?	1.2548	0.03442	259	208	36	15
376	At least our owner can't blame us for that hole.	1.2548	0.03448	263	212	35	16
377	I don't think we need to worry about climate change anymore.	1.2545	0.03424	279	227	33	19
378	That's gonna put a lot of song writers out of business.	1.2543	0.03815	232	190	25	17
379	Do you see the Dog Star, Son	1.2542	0.03364	236	185	42	9
380	Well, we can't eat it, hump it, or pee on it, so we might as well ponder our existences over it.	1.2540	0.03545	248	200	33	15
381	I guess it just got tired of all the howling.	1.2540	0.03404	248	197	39	12
382	I wonder if that really is the place where all the lost bones go.	1.2540	0.03356	248	196	41	11
383	Don’t worry, I think it’s further away in dog years	1.2540	0.03506	252	203	34	15
384	Wow...wonder how many bones are buried in that black hole?	1.2539	0.03423	256	205	37	14
385	Don’t jump for treats if they throw them up there.	1.2538	0.03113	260	202	50	8
386	Look! It’s the bark side of the moon!	1.2538	0.03721	260	216	22	22
387	Maybe that's where I buried my bone.	1.2537	0.03275	268	213	42	13
388	It’s called a dogstar but I think it’s shedding.	1.2533	0.03696	229	185	30	14
389	Must be moonlighting again.	1.2532	0.03507	237	189	36	12
390	I see that same thing when I walk behind you.	1.2531	0.03573	245	198	32	15
391	See what you’ve done with all that howling? No we’re going to need a night light	1.2530	0.03533	249	201	33	15
392	That’s Uranus. I recognize the smell.	1.2530	0.03669	253	208	26	19
393	It's not food. Let's go home.	1.2529	0.03375	261	209	38	14
394	I dunno. I can't tell the difference between a black hole and Uranus!	1.2528	0.03466	265	215	33	17
395	That’s where all the lost socks are.	1.2528	0.03466	265	215	33	17
396	Makes it tough to howl at.	1.2526	0.03218	285	228	42	15
397	Legend has it that the one who catches the black frisbee will rule all dogs.	1.2520	0.03526	254	206	32	16
398	Like I said, Doug, There is no there there.	1.2520	0.03391	254	203	38	13
399	You got this. I'll fetch the next one.	1.2519	0.03253	270	215	42	13
400	I hate it when it does that.	1.2518	0.03149	278	220	46	12
401	It's probably just doing a system update.	1.2510	0.03491	243	195	35	13
402	I guess Trump won again	1.2510	0.03638	247	202	28	17
403	I was tired of howling anyway.	1.2510	0.03257	247	194	44	9
404	Oh the black holes I’ve dug in my days..	1.2510	0.03321	251	199	41	11
405	I just want to sniff it.	1.2510	0.03220	263	208	44	11
406	I knew it. God's a ball.	1.2510	0.03521	263	215	30	18
407	There is a Big Dog (canis major) and a Small Dog(canis minor) lost near the Milky Way. So why are those astronauts instead messing around on the moon?	1.2510	0.03682	263	219	22	22
408	Back in my day, there was something worth howling about.	1.2509	0.03360	267	215	37	15
409	Now what do we do?	1.2509	0.03243	271	216	42	13
410	I wasn’t howling to make it leave.	1.2509	0.03407	271	220	34	17
411	What if God is a cat?	1.2500	0.03534	248	201	32	15
412	I don't know whether to howl or hide.	1.2500	0.03264	268	214	41	13
413	Now what are we supposed to do?	1.2500	0.03321	256	204	40	12
414	Try a long mournful howl. It might come back.	1.2500	0.03574	244	198	31	15
415	All I did was lift my leg. How was I to know it would create a black hole.	1.2500	0.03527	244	197	33	14
416	Bezos bought it.	1.2500	0.03638	208	165	34	9
417	Oh, great. We're the first dogs to land on the moon and then the earth disappears.	1.2500	0.03549	232	186	34	12
418	It's Spot, the Dog Star.	1.2500	0.03713	244	201	25	18
419	It’s a X-ray of Trump’s brain.	1.2500	0.03800	228	187	25	16
420	Maybe we howled too loud...	1.2500	0.03295	248	196	42	10
421	Howl at the stars, they said... But we got mooned instead!	1.2500	0.03518	240	193	34	13
422	Somehow a howl just doesn't seem to capture the moment.	1.2500	0.03279	244	192	43	9
423	Let's bay and see if it lights up.	1.2491	0.03385	273	222	34	17
424	No ball is tto far to fetch, Son.	1.2491	0.03153	265	209	46	10
425	That's where the Dog Star does its business.	1.2491	0.03330	265	213	38	14
426	My urge to sniff it is almost overwhelming.	1.2491	0.03538	265	218	28	19
427	I'd like to get inside and take a closer sniff.	1.2491	0.03456	265	216	32	17
428	Did the cow knock it over?	1.2490	0.03391	253	203	37	13
429	It’s called a black hole. It’s where all squirrels wind up.	1.2490	0.03608	245	200	29	16
430	For every tennis ball that is lost, a new star is made.	1.2490	0.03650	241	197	28	16
431	Oh, just admit it, when it was up there, howling was also pointless.	1.2489	0.03645	237	193	29	15
432	It's probably just a blown fuse."	1.2489	0.03721	221	179	29	13
433	I think it’s your turn to fetch the ball.	1.2488	0.03711	217	175	30	12
434	To bay or not to bay. Is that the question?	1.2481	0.03439	262	213	33	16
435	You might see a black hole. I see the best doggie door in the universe.	1.2481	0.03433	258	209	34	15
436	That, my boy, is the Oreo Constellation.	1.2480	0.03554	250	204	30	16
437	It never fails, you're working up a good howl and wham...lunar eclipse!	1.2480	0.03730	246	204	23	19
438	Paws and reflect	1.2479	0.03443	242	194	36	12
439	Did you know that Einstein’s theory of relativity predicted the existence of black holes.” “God spelled backwards is dog.	1.2476	0.03608	210	167	34	9
440	That's one way to shut us up.	1.2475	0.03701	202	161	32	9
441	I don't know whether to howl or wake up an astronomer.	1.2473	0.03480	279	231	27	21
442	It's just a lunar eclipse. We can still howl.	1.2471	0.03546	255	209	29	17
443	Well, the gravitational radius is a physical parameter in the Schwarzschild solution to Einstein's field equations that corresponds to the radius defining the event horizon of a Schwarzschild black hole	1.2469	0.03713	239	197	25	17
444	It looks Republican.	1.2466	0.03745	223	182	27	14
445	Before the meteor hits, you need to know the truth. I actually kind of like cats.	1.2466	0.03465	223	177	37	9
446	Like the cartoonist, I’m drawing a blank.	1.2464	0.03894	211	173	24	14
447	My proposed entries for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest: “There is a hole at the center of our galaxy...and I believe that hole is filled with peanut butter."	1.2461	0.03784	256	216	17	23
448	It's a hole. It's black. There's definitely rats in there, maybe even squirrels.	1.2460	0.03344	252	202	38	12
449	Remember when baying at the moon wasn’t just an empty gesture?	1.2458	0.03405	240	192	37	11
450	Sometimes I look up and wonder if there really is a DOG	1.2458	0.03792	236	196	22	18
451	Smells go in but nothing comes out	1.2457	0.03588	232	188	31	13
452	If it pulls in table scraps, we’re done for.	1.2456	0.03068	281	223	47	11
453	For some reason, howling at a black hole doesn't carry the same cachet as howling at the moon.	1.2455	0.03551	220	176	34	10
454	It's 700 light years or about 100 dog years away.	1.2453	0.03446	265	217	31	17
455	If only we could sniff it.	1.2451	0.03389	257	208	35	14
456	We finally scared it off!	1.2448	0.03542	241	196	31	14
457	Dog gone….it.	1.2448	0.03443	241	194	35	12
458	Makes cats seem insignificant, huh?	1.2448	0.03542	241	196	31	14
459	Talk about cancel culture	1.2448	0.03392	241	193	37	11
460	That's the Great Ball constellation. Our ancestors believed it was the ultimate reward for being a good boy.	1.2445	0.03617	229	186	30	13
461	It's nice to know that Spot is in heaven now.	1.2445	0.03564	229	185	32	12
462	It kinda puts the hole we dug into perspective.	1.2444	0.03661	225	183	29	13
463	It's just going through a phase.	1.2443	0.03536	221	177	34	10
464	Well, they turned it off. Now what?	1.2442	0.03579	217	174	33	10
465	It confirms my holistic approach to astrophysics.	1.2442	0.03377	258	209	35	14
466	I think barking actually worked.	1.2441	0.03367	254	205	36	13
467	Its a sign from Dog.	1.2440	0.03854	209	171	25	13
468	yes, the galactic doggy door.	1.2440	0.03356	250	201	37	12
469	Still doubt the existence of Dog?	1.2440	0.03404	250	202	35	13
470	Black tennis ball! Heading your way!	1.2439	0.03653	205	164	32	9
471	There has to be more to life than chasing balls.	1.2437	0.03258	238	188	42	8
472	Should we bark or howl.	1.2436	0.02975	275	216	51	8
473	I see a toilet bowl, but that may just be me.	1.2436	0.03509	234	189	33	12
474	Einstein was right!	1.2436	0.03456	234	188	35	11
475	Sometimes I ask myself "What does 'fetch' really mean?"	1.2436	0.03560	234	190	31	13
476	First the mail man, now you scared away the moon.	1.2436	0.03612	234	191	29	14
477	BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK	1.2434	0.04103	226	193	11	22
478	I prefer the other side.	1.2432	0.03580	222	179	32	11
479	They're going to blame me. They always do.	1.2432	0.03801	222	183	24	15
480	Even off leash, I still feel a pull”	1.2432	0.03365	259	210	35	14
481	Wow! The Black Hole seems really close tonight.	1.2430	0.03148	251	198	45	8
482	Dang, and I was really looking forward to howling tonight.	1.2428	0.03515	243	198	31	14
483	The last dog that sniffed it was never seen again.	1.2428	0.03515	243	198	31	14
484	It's a sirius problem. Since we spotted it I think we should call it the dog star, not the dark star.	1.2427	0.03506	239	194	32	13
485	Yeah, where did the tennis ball go?	1.2426	0.03443	235	189	35	11
486	It's definitely a Frisbee. Stay ready.	1.2426	0.03495	235	190	33	12
487	I have an irrepressible urge to sniff it.	1.2423	0.03526	260	215	27	18
488	Tonight's howlfest is hereby cancelled!	1.2423	0.03523	227	183	33	11
489	It worked!	1.2421	0.03332	252	203	37	12
490	Don’t you wish you could just smell it?	1.2419	0.03416	248	201	34	13
491	So much for an otherwise good night to howl at the moon."	1.2418	0.03502	244	199	31	14
492	There is no escaping it. Black holes are the beginning of the end of the universe. It makes drinking from the toilet bowl seem trivial.	1.2415	0.03489	207	164	36	7
493	Whoever dug that hole, respect!	1.2415	0.03621	207	166	32	9
494	Okay, so let's howl at the stars, instead.	1.2415	0.03634	236	194	27	15
495	Someday I hope to dig a hole that deep.	1.2415	0.03584	236	193	29	14
496	Bark anyway.	1.2415	0.03430	236	190	35	11
497	I warned you about your howling at the moon!	1.2414	0.03342	261	212	35	14
498	I don't know why he would throw the ball that far...	1.2414	0.03342	261	212	35	14
499	I used to howl, but now I just enjoy staring into the abyss.	1.2414	0.03627	232	190	28	14
500	I suppose we can still howl.	1.2412	0.03144	257	204	44	9
501	Don't you feel proud that all those years of loud, incessant barking were not in vain?	1.2405	0.03469	237	192	33	12
502	I'm not howling at that thing	1.2405	0.03256	237	188	41	8
503	That'll put a stop to the howling.	1.2403	0.03347	233	186	38	9
504	Do you think we scared it off?	1.2403	0.03401	233	187	36	10
505	Maybe it went wherever Dave goes during the day.	1.2402	0.03656	229	188	27	14
506	Of course I miss it, but between you and me, I’ve always just been howling into the void.	1.2398	0.03748	221	182	25	14
507	I told you not to howl at it.	1.2395	0.03606	238	196	27	15
508	Not sure if we should howl or whimper.	1.2394	0.03483	213	170	35	8
509	Sammy's no longer with us, but his ball is up there forever.	1.2392	0.03590	209	168	32	9
510	You really should have caught that ball...	1.2391	0.03536	230	187	31	12
511	Let's throw the cat in there.	1.2391	0.03427	230	185	35	10
512	I guess our howling days are over.	1.2391	0.03482	230	186	33	11
513	Guess we barked at the moon one too many times!	1.2389	0.03523	226	183	32	11
514	It may look like a blackhole, but it smells like Uranus.	1.2389	0.03578	226	184	30	12
515	I don't know. I need to smell it to have a better idea.	1.2389	0.03368	247	200	35	12
516	Remember that bone you couldn’t find?	1.2387	0.03622	222	181	29	12
517	Do we howl at a New Moon?	1.2387	0.03198	243	193	42	8
518	It’s where lost tennis balls go.	1.2385	0.03391	239	193	35	11
519	I dunno...you tell me...howl at it or run and hide in the closet?	1.2385	0.03592	239	197	27	15
520	Because that is what a blue moon looks like when you are color-blind.	1.2383	0.03829	214	177	23	14
521	So this is the dark side?	1.2383	0.03635	235	194	26	15
522	I betcha the ball's in there...	1.2381	0.03522	231	188	31	12
523	I'm told that humans don't see it, but the wolves have been freaking out about it for years.	1.2381	0.03244	231	183	41	7
524	Maybe just whimper at it.	1.2379	0.03396	227	182	36	9
525	Was I that off-key?	1.2379	0.03509	227	184	32	11
526	We finally did it	1.2379	0.03685	206	167	29	10
527	This might be my stomach talking, but all I see is an empty food bowl.	1.2377	0.03340	265	217	33	15
528	Well, what are supposed to bark at now?	1.2376	0.03460	202	160	36	6
529	Siriusly? A black hole consumed Canis Major? Well, I'll be doggone!	1.2375	0.03378	240	194	35	11
530	Some say that’s where all bones end up.	1.2375	0.03378	240	194	35	11
531	Hunt continues for missing Pluto.	1.2374	0.03874	219	183	20	16
532	Humans call it a "Black Hole" . I just call it a "Woof Woof".	1.2372	0.03402	253	207	32	14
533	When is this guy gonna throw it?	1.2372	0.03493	253	209	28	16
534	This is complete lunacy.	1.2370	0.03745	211	173	26	12
535	I told you this would happen! You howled too loudly and scared it away!	1.2370	0.03496	211	169	34	8
536	So, that's what the dark side of the moon looks like!	1.2369	0.03294	249	201	37	11
537	I told you not to overdo it!	1.2367	0.03329	245	198	36	11
538	Uh oh , did I do that?	1.2367	0.03329	245	198	36	11
539	I bet you that's where all the lost balls go.	1.2366	0.03479	224	181	33	10
540	I don't know....I'm a dog.	1.2366	0.03479	224	181	33	10
541	I hate it when they hide the ball.	1.2364	0.03212	220	173	42	5
542	They use to fall on Alabama	1.2364	0.03636	220	180	28	12
543	Dude, are you Sirius?	1.2364	0.03461	220	177	34	9
544	I did my thesis on black holes at Obedience School.	1.2362	0.04027	199	166	19	14
545	Now you're done it, I told you to howl..........not bark!	1.2362	0.03524	271	228	22	21
546	As long as the dog star is still there, we're good.	1.2361	0.03650	233	193	25	15
547	It's what first inspired me to bark at nothing in particular.	1.2361	0.03650	233	193	25	15
548	We really hit that harmonic, didn't we!	1.2360	0.03132	250	199	43	8
549	First time I came out here, I still had testicles.	1.2359	0.04020	195	162	20	13
550	Now you’ve done it.	1.2358	0.03367	246	200	34	12
551	And that's where poor Pluto ended up.	1.2356	0.03716	208	170	27	11
552	You see a ball. I see a wormhole to a world without yokes of obedience.	1.2356	0.03633	225	185	27	13
553	Maybe he'll consider this more important than taking me to get fixed tomorrow.	1.2351	0.03172	251	201	41	9
554	Well, I guess the cow ate the moon this time	1.2347	0.03713	213	175	26	12
555	That's the constellation Canis Inanis Patera, empty dog bowl.	1.2347	0.03592	213	173	30	10
556	Wow, I can't believe somebody finally fetched it.	1.2347	0.03772	213	176	24	13
557	This looks serious.	1.2346	0.03289	243	196	37	10
558	What are the odds that it squeaks when you bite it?	1.2346	0.03391	243	198	33	12
559	‘I think we howled at the moon too hard Chuck’	1.2346	0.03538	243	201	27	15
560	That? Evidently, 2023 is the 50th anniversary of an old Pink Floyd album.	1.2344	0.03882	209	174	21	14
561	I can't believe we finally scared it away.	1.2343	0.03377	239	194	34	11
562	Maybe one day we too will chew a hole in the fabric of space-time.	1.2343	0.03325	239	193	36	10
563	Is it just me, or are you dying to put your nose in it?	1.2343	0.03579	239	198	26	15
564	No better proof there are dogs in heaven.	1.2340	0.03361	235	190	35	10
565	Larry, how’d you DO that?	1.2340	0.03361	235	190	35	10
566	Scientists theorize passing through one of those leads into another dimension where humans can talk.	1.2339	0.03709	218	180	25	13
567	Now I know what they mean by "there's no there there."	1.2338	0.03733	201	164	27	10
568	Shouldn't we have turned back into humans by now?	1.2337	0.03492	261	218	25	18
569	Now I feel kind of guilty about all the howling.	1.2336	0.03814	214	178	22	14
570	Oh no, are we going to get blamed for that hole too?	1.2336	0.03620	244	204	23	17
571	What if we're the only planet with cheese on it?	1.2335	0.03380	227	183	35	9
572	Somewhere out there someone is contemplating whether dogs exist.	1.2333	0.03365	240	195	34	11
573	Reminds me of a butt I sniffed once.	1.2333	0.03566	240	199	26	15
574	It almost feels like you could stretch right up and sniff it.	1.2332	0.03419	223	180	34	9
575	We didn’t even get to bay goodbye.	1.2329	0.03232	249	201	38	10
576	I wish we could fetch it.	1.2324	0.03454	241	198	30	13
577	What are we supposed to howl at now...?	1.2322	0.03606	211	172	29	10
578	I guess this means we're off tonight.	1.2321	0.03346	224	180	36	8
579	It's like a doggie door, but for people.	1.2319	0.03778	207	171	24	12
580	Maybe we overdid the barking at the moon thing.	1.2318	0.03621	220	181	27	12
581	That, my boy, is the black hole in the universe where all lost socks and buried bones go.	1.2318	0.03505	220	179	31	10
582	Probably a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum.	1.2318	0.03678	220	182	25	13
583	Oops, we messed up!	1.2315	0.03565	203	164	31	8
584	What's the opposite of howling?	1.2314	0.03732	229	192	21	16
585	I wouldn't even try. I know three cows that were badly injured trying to jump over the moon.	1.2314	0.03411	229	186	33	10
586	Don't worry - it's just amore	1.2314	0.03339	242	197	34	11
587	They say that if a ball gets lost in there it never comes back.	1.2311	0.03399	212	170	35	7
588	Ever think we're but just a sprinkle on one very huge donut?	1.2311	0.03376	238	194	33	11
589	You simply cannot be Sirius.	1.2311	0.03428	238	195	31	12
590	I know it's a 'black hole', but what's it doing up there!?	1.2308	0.03360	234	190	34	10
591	It’s called a new moon. It's when we see the side of the moon that’s not lit up by the sun, so the moon blends in with the dark night sky. But it’s still the moon, so yeah, you can howl at it if you want.	1.2305	0.03526	243	202	26	15
592	it's the end of all kibble	1.2304	0.03409	217	175	34	8
593	It does absorb everything, even your attention.	1.2302	0.03342	252	207	32	13
594	Well, that’s one ball we’ll never be able to fetch.	1.2301	0.03363	239	195	33	11
595	Look,George,there appears to be a way out.	1.2301	0.03415	239	196	31	12
596	Where'd it go?	1.2301	0.03436	226	184	32	10
597	At this point, I don't think barking is going to help.	1.2300	0.03385	213	171	35	7
598	Rumor has it, that's where vacuum cleaners come from.	1.2300	0.03757	213	177	23	13
599	That star is named after us? Are you Sirius	1.2297	0.03357	222	179	35	8
600	Bad God!	1.2297	0.03417	222	180	33	9
601	Maybe that one is for the cats to meow at?	1.2297	0.03357	222	179	35	8
602	Was this a scheduled outage?	1.2292	0.03834	192	158	24	10
603	Just when I had perfected my howling.	1.2291	0.03534	227	187	28	12
604	And that,my dear Spot,is the universe in a butthole.	1.2291	0.03365	227	184	34	9
605	I think that's where our red ball went.	1.2291	0.03365	227	184	34	9
606	Nice trick Sparky, but how do you make it come back?	1.2290	0.03560	214	175	29	10
607	I believe it’s called Bark Matter	1.2290	0.03621	214	176	27	11
608	If you see something, say something.	1.2288	0.03492	236	195	28	13
609	Undo, undo, undo!	1.2286	0.03499	245	204	26	15
610	So much for barking at the moon.	1.2286	0.03541	210	171	30	9
611	I dunno. Howl at the moon-shaped void, I guess.	1.2286	0.03410	210	169	34	7
612	The constellation Fetch.	1.2284	0.03315	232	188	35	9
613	Well, nothing good lasts	1.2284	0.03624	197	160	29	8
614	Do you want to wait until it gets brighter or start howling now?	1.2283	0.03255	219	175	38	6
615	Yes, there are Frisbees in heaven	1.2282	0.03518	206	167	31	8
616	I knew we would scare it some day	1.2279	0.03666	215	178	25	12
617	"I got into such trouble for digging that hole.	1.2278	0.03375	237	194	32	11
618	I knew they didn't like us howling at the moon, but this seems a little extreme.	1.2277	0.03448	224	183	31	10
619	Jesus, Toto, you said those were CBD biscuits. I'm never coming to you for edibles again.	1.2275	0.03589	211	173	28	10
620	Yes, it's only a black hole but try to appreciate the gravity of this matter.	1.2275	0.03589	211	173	28	10
621	It's probably stuck under the sofa with the rest of them.	1.2275	0.03713	211	175	24	12
622	Ball or Black Hole? Ball or Black Hole? The existential canine question...	1.2275	0.03519	233	193	27	13
623	Son, most think God is a Dalmation, but we really can't tell from just this end.	1.2275	0.03571	233	194	25	14
624	Nothing to howl about I guess.	1.2273	0.03489	220	180	30	10
625	Remember, to the humans it's a black hole in space, to us it's completely meaningless!"	1.2273	0.03429	220	179	32	9
626	His last words were, "Beam me up, Scottie!"	1.2273	0.03622	242	204	21	17
627	Look! The O-Zone!	1.2271	0.03162	229	183	40	6
628	I like to imagine that some day, our species will be advanced enough to to travel there and give it a really good sniff.	1.2271	0.03561	229	190	26	13
629	I just see an empty food bowl.	1.2269	0.03591	216	178	27	11
630	Looks like India spilled its ink.	1.2269	0.03591	216	178	27	11
631	There, you see it? My favorite constellation: Tennis Ball.	1.2269	0.03530	216	177	29	10
632	Don't worry, it usually turns up over Miami.	1.2267	0.03548	225	186	27	12
633	It's like God turned his back on us...and then bent over."	1.2267	0.03603	225	187	25	13
634	I just want My Moon	1.2266	0.03615	203	166	28	9
635	So what the hell are we supposed to howl at now?	1.2264	0.03446	212	172	32	8
636	Well? Is it something or nothing?	1.2261	0.03591	199	162	29	8
637	There's your proof. Some dog dug that hole.	1.2261	0.03438	230	189	30	11
638	Should we...should we still howl?	1.2261	0.03438	230	189	30	11
639	No, you go fetch	1.2260	0.03883	177	145	24	8
640	That’s where all our testicles go.	1.2260	0.03682	208	172	25	11
641	That’s the constellation Empty Food Bowl.	1.2260	0.03682	208	172	25	11
642	We have the wolves to thank for this.	1.2258	0.03693	217	181	23	13
643	And that constellation is the great fetcher and that one's the fire hydrant of destiny and that's the woman who scratches bellies...	1.2256	0.03850	195	162	22	11
644	That would be an ideal location to bury a bone.	1.2255	0.03492	235	195	27	13
645	I could have sworn the rubber ball was right there.	1.2255	0.03531	204	166	30	8
646	Well this is new...	1.2255	0.03599	204	167	28	9
647	It's only a paper moon...	1.2254	0.03941	173	142	23	8
648	I blame the cats.	1.2254	0.03496	213	174	30	9
649	I believe that is where our lost balls go.	1.2254	0.03681	213	177	24	12
650	And we get blamed for lost socks..	1.2253	0.03964	182	151	21	10
651	My momma told me that dark spot was for cats and squirrels and when we die we can go there and chase them all day.	1.2253	0.03887	182	150	23	9
652	And you thought our howling was meaningless.	1.2252	0.03460	222	182	30	10
653	And that, my son, is what happens when you let billionaires go to space...	1.2252	0.03850	222	189	16	17
654	Is that where our humans went?	1.2251	0.03687	191	156	27	8
655	I can't tell what it is. Its too far away to sniff.	1.2251	0.03424	231	190	30	11
656	If little Timmy falls into that, it can just keep him.	1.2250	0.03645	200	164	27	9
657	I still think we should howl at it.	1.2250	0.03358	200	160	35	5
658	Ah, nothing like howling at a Black Hole.	1.2249	0.03538	209	171	29	9
659	I really don't know... But let's see if breakfast is ready	1.2249	0.03603	209	172	27	10
660	Now we have to ponder a space-time continuum? I prefer the old days when we simply howled at the moon.	1.2248	0.03501	218	179	29	10
661	It's an unsniffable mystery!	1.2248	0.03251	218	175	37	6
662	Apparently we're getting a new moon.	1.2248	0.03501	218	179	29	10
663	I think they turned it off so we would stop howling.	1.2247	0.03407	227	186	31	10
664	I said to howl at it, not hollow it!	1.2247	0.03574	227	189	25	13
665	Of course I’d sniff it.	1.2247	0.03519	227	188	27	12
666	A black hole, Jerry! No better place to hide our bones	1.2244	0.03649	205	169	26	10
667	Dog years . . . light years . . . whatever. We'll never get there."	1.2243	0.03605	214	177	26	11
668	Do you understand the gravity of this situation ?	1.2243	0.03481	214	175	30	9
669	I’m not sure how, but it’s probably our fault.	1.2239	0.03696	201	166	25	10
670	Well, looks like it finally heard us.	1.2239	0.03696	201	166	25	10
671	I'm strangely attracted to it	1.2238	0.03587	210	173	27	10
672	Doggone it! Fido did it! He fetched the moon!	1.2237	0.03605	219	182	25	12
673	Should we howl at it anyway?	1.2237	0.03662	219	183	23	13
674	Do we still howl at it?	1.2237	0.03364	219	178	33	8
675	Maybe one day AI will convert light years to dog years.	1.2237	0.03450	228	188	29	11
676	‘Heads’ it’s an eclipse, ‘tails’ it’s a black hole	1.2234	0.03719	188	154	26	8
677	It makes all my insignificant problems even more insignificant.	1.2234	0.03676	197	162	26	9
678	What do you suppose is on the other side of that doggy door?	1.2233	0.03697	206	171	24	11
679	There's a Van Gogh meets Hawking quality about it.	1.2233	0.03528	215	177	28	10
680	I wonder if that's where they go after we're neutered...	1.2232	0.03658	224	188	22	14
681	We could howl, but what's the point.	1.2232	0.03432	224	184	30	10
682	So that's the dark side, huh?	1.2232	0.03557	233	195	24	14
683	I’m trying to decide if it’s worth howling at an optical illusion.	1.2228	0.03473	202	164	31	7
684	The Tennis Ball nebula? It’s to the right of the Big Hydrant.	1.2228	0.03746	202	168	23	11
685	It's like we're sniffing the rear end of infinity.	1.2227	0.03875	211	179	17	15
686	They can put a dog on the moon, Ed, but they can't make a decent vegan kibble.	1.2227	0.03351	220	179	33	8
687	Maybe that's just its dark side...?	1.2227	0.03436	229	189	29	11
688	It's a dog-eat-dog galaxy out there, Tuffy.	1.2227	0.03400	238	197	29	12
689	Grandma says it’s the doggy door to heaven.	1.2222	0.03697	225	190	20	15
690	I’m confused, should we be howling now?	1.2222	0.03476	225	186	28	11
691	No ,Fido, barking isn't going to bring it back.	1.2222	0.03588	198	162	28	8
692	I'm tempted to howl anyway.	1.2222	0.03588	198	162	28	8
693	Now there’s a hole I’d like to sniff.	1.2222	0.04136	180	152	16	12
694	Looks like Elon called his engineers again.	1.2222	0.03574	216	179	26	11
695	I don’t know what it is, but I hope it has treats.	1.2222	0.03389	216	176	32	8
696	How do we howl at a hole?	1.2217	0.03310	230	188	33	9
697	Should we start barking at the black hole instead of baying at the moon ?	1.2217	0.03366	230	189	31	10
698	I’m afraid that ball is gone forever!	1.2217	0.03422	230	190	29	11
699	I'm pretty sure that's where sticks, socks and bones go to die.	1.2217	0.03619	212	176	25	11
700	I never understood your story about dog years. Now you're telling me about light years?	1.2216	0.03849	194	162	21	11
701	Something’s definitely different	1.2216	0.03635	194	159	27	8
702	I think we’ve discovered the Bark Side of the Moon?	1.2216	0.03829	185	153	23	9
703	I guess now we just howl into the void	1.2216	0.03644	167	134	29	4
704	No. It's not a doggy door.	1.2212	0.03346	226	185	32	9
705	Howling won’t do anything,” you said.	1.2212	0.03499	217	179	28	10
706	Do you think if we go through that worm hole we might find a planet the humans haven’t ruined?	1.2212	0.03601	208	172	26	10
707	It is the BUTT HOLE of the universe. Can't you smell it?	1.2212	0.03536	208	171	28	9
708	Baying at the moon is a lot more fun than baying at a black hole.	1.2211	0.03275	199	159	36	4
709	Now that’s one hole I wish I had dug!”	1.2207	0.03323	222	181	33	8
710	Let's try more Owwwww and less Wooooooooo and see what happens?	1.2206	0.03580	204	168	27	9
711	You can't be Sirius.	1.2205	0.03618	195	160	27	8
712	We're sorry. We're sorry. We'll never howl at you again.	1.2205	0.03469	195	158	31	6
713	Did you see that cow?!	1.2205	0.03544	195	159	29	7
714	They must have run out of wallpaper.	1.2203	0.03942	177	147	21	9
715	Play it cool, they will never know it was us.	1.2203	0.03776	177	145	25	7
716	Infinity? That’s easy - waiting for our next meal.	1.2202	0.03361	218	178	32	8
717	I wonder if this is how the dinosaurs felt	1.2201	0.03454	209	171	30	8
718	Not everything is about your damn ball!	1.2201	0.03585	209	173	26	10
719	Boy oh boy,the things I’d do to sniff that hole	1.2200	0.03484	200	163	30	7
720	I want to sniff it SO bad.	1.2199	0.03813	191	159	22	10
721	You could probably hide a lot of bones in that hole.	1.2197	0.03430	223	184	29	10
722	If it's a new moon, we howl. If it's a black hole, we pray.	1.2197	0.03830	173	142	24	7
723	OK, so it's a black hole....who dug it?	1.2196	0.03649	214	179	23	12
724	Looks like someone didn't plug in the charger	1.2195	0.03357	205	166	33	6
725	Smell it, it's probably the back end of something really big.	1.2195	0.03631	205	170	25	10
726	When did the moon start working from home?	1.2195	0.03696	205	171	23	11
727	Spot? Is that you?	1.2194	0.03453	196	159	31	6
728	I think it works remotely on Mondays and Wednesdays.	1.2193	0.03792	187	155	23	9
729	well, looks like someone finally ate it. Do we howl?	1.2192	0.03409	219	180	30	9
730	Every hole has a story.	1.2191	0.03756	178	146	25	7
731	Perhaps we over-did it.	1.2189	0.03745	201	168	22	11
732	I don't feel like howling. Must be the dark side of the moon.	1.2189	0.03540	201	165	28	8
733	Holy %!#* it worked.	1.2189	0.03271	233	191	33	9
734	oops look what we did	1.2188	0.03573	192	157	28	7
735	I guess the Universe wants us to stop howling too.	1.2188	0.03795	192	160	22	10
736	Rest assured, we’ll somehow get blamed for chewing a hole in the sky!	1.2188	0.03866	192	161	20	11
737	So...howling into the void?	1.2186	0.03385	215	176	31	8
738	I’ve always dreamed of sniffing that.	1.2185	0.03332	238	197	30	11
739	My religious, dyslexic friend told me this was created by dog.	1.2184	0.03614	206	171	25	10
740	I’d be more interested if it was called a Bark Hole.	1.2184	0.03548	206	170	27	9
741	Howling at the new moon just doesn’t hit the same way	1.2182	0.03333	220	180	32	8
742	I thought the dish took off with the SPOON!	1.2182	0.03455	220	182	28	10
743	Looks like a hole in our Van Gogh.	1.2182	0.03395	220	181	30	9
744	Supper dish is empty again!	1.2181	0.03540	188	153	29	6
745	Yes. She definitely said ‘sit and stay’.	1.2178	0.03524	202	166	28	8
746	That must've been one big dog.	1.2178	0.03524	202	166	28	8
747	Somehow I just feel drawn to it.	1.2178	0.03381	202	164	32	6
748	Are you sure this isn't some sort of rickshaw test?	1.2178	0.03983	202	173	14	15
749	It's where the moon was before we started howling at it.	1.2178	0.03573	225	189	23	13
750	Don’t howl tonight, it’s the moons night off	1.2174	0.03668	184	151	26	7
751	Do you ever see something incredible like that and wonder who's a good boy?	1.2174	0.03533	207	171	27	9
752	Yeah Sparky, I think your bone is safe there.	1.2174	0.03827	184	153	22	9
753	We call this constellation “The Big Fetch”.	1.2174	0.03466	207	170	29	8
754	It was only a matter of time before they screwed up the moon, too.	1.2172	0.03672	221	187	20	14
755	Yes, a black hole is eating the galaxy, yet I still want to go out	1.2172	0.03639	198	164	25	9
756	Imagine the size of that rabbit.	1.2172	0.03421	198	161	31	6
757	I hope there’s a refund policy for this new moon.	1.2172	0.03639	198	164	25	9
758	It's called a black hole and it'a where the sun sleeps at night.	1.2171	0.03960	175	146	20	9
759	I gotta meet the guy who threw that bone.	1.2169	0.03602	189	155	27	7
760	Moon or no moon, let’s howl.	1.2167	0.03508	203	167	28	8
761	It could be an anomaly in the space-time continuum --- but maybe it's just a hole in the sky.	1.2167	0.03634	180	147	27	6
762	Gesundheit.	1.2165	0.03966	194	165	16	13
763	Welp, it's been six days since Elon Musk bought the moon, and as you can see, he already broke it, so it looks like SOMEone owes me a hundred bucks.	1.2165	0.03899	194	164	18	12
764	I'm hoping it's a bottomless food dish.	1.2165	0.03614	194	160	26	8
765	This is censorship at the worst.	1.2164	0.03755	171	140	25	6
766	Now what? What do we howl at?	1.2163	0.03583	208	173	25	10
767	Ugh! Are you Sirius? The dog star is the first to go?	1.2163	0.03383	208	170	31	7
768	Heck of a throw, but I am NOT fetching that stick.	1.2163	0.03383	208	170	31	7
769	Writers strike?	1.2163	0.03583	208	173	25	10
770	Do you wonder if there are other dogs out there somewhere?	1.2163	0.03383	208	170	31	7
771	I don’t know whether to howl or begin my long-delayed thesis.	1.2161	0.03623	199	165	25	9
772	It eats tennis balls.	1.2161	0.03623	199	165	25	9
773	Is the universe just one big game of fetch?	1.2161	0.03552	199	164	27	8
774	I still think it was very unfair what they did to Pluto	1.2161	0.03692	199	166	23	10
775	‘I told you we shouldn’t have had that catnip’	1.2161	0.03480	199	163	29	7
776	We're being mooned.	1.2160	0.03396	213	175	30	8
777	Are you sure it went in there?	1.2160	0.03460	213	176	28	9
778	It's definitely coming toward us.	1.2159	0.03375	227	188	29	10
779	I've seen this before. Just give it a minute.	1.2158	0.03662	190	157	25	8
780	Barking at it seemed like a good idea at the time."	1.2158	0.03506	190	155	29	6
781	Better not! If you howl into a black hole,it comes out as a 'meow'. Read it on the Internet.	1.2158	0.03737	190	158	23	9
782	It's round. It moves. Wanna chase it?	1.2158	0.03426	190	154	31	5
783	Grandpa went to that big fetch in the sky.	1.2157	0.03492	204	168	28	8
784	Who ate the cheese?	1.2157	0.03423	204	167	30	7
785	For some reason, I want to sniff it.	1.2157	0.03885	204	174	16	14
786	Bark side of the Moon.	1.2155	0.03941	181	152	19	10
787	To think it all started with The Big Bark.	1.2154	0.03670	195	162	24	9
788	Imagine licking off all those sprinkles on that donut.	1.2153	0.03694	209	176	21	12
789	I don’t know, but I want to sniff it.	1.2153	0.03694	209	176	21	12
790	I don't know, either. But I have an irresistible urge to sniff it.	1.2151	0.03939	186	157	18	11
791	That’s where all the lost tennis balls go.	1.2150	0.03509	214	178	26	10
792	See,Frank,I told you,the howling works!	1.2150	0.03509	214	178	26	10
793	They say that’s where all the rabbits have gone.	1.2147	0.03751	177	146	24	7
794	Howling at an empty void just doesn't feel right	1.2147	0.03244	191	153	35	3
795	I never was good at interpreting these Ink Spot tests...	1.2147	0.03568	191	157	27	7
796	It could be a facelift gone bad."	1.2143	0.03682	224	191	18	15
797	Where did the ball go?	1.2143	0.03678	210	177	21	12
798	It's either a portal, a black hole, or I need Lasik surgery.	1.2143	0.03551	210	175	25	10
799	They call it a black hole . I call it a doggy door.	1.2143	0.03279	224	184	32	8
800	Now I know why all dogs go to heaven.	1.2143	0.03724	196	164	22	10
801	This will the shut the wolves up.	1.2140	0.03302	215	176	32	7
802	I don't think we can get close enough to sniff that.	1.2140	0.03494	215	179	26	10
803	So, what happens when there’s no moon to howl at?	1.2139	0.03590	201	167	25	9
804	Shall We Give it a Sniff?	1.2139	0.03615	187	154	26	7
805	It’s safe to stare at it, but I don’t know the rules on howling.	1.2139	0.03534	187	153	28	6
806	I feel like howling , but I can't seem to work up the energy.	1.2139	0.03770	187	156	22	9
807	That great light has been keeping our kind awake at night for days on end. For ages, we've howled for it to go dark so we cold get at least one good night's sleep. Every so often, we are rewarded.	1.2137	0.03717	234	202	14	18
808	It seems to me this eclipse illustrates the Earth is a round celestial body residing approximately 240,000 miles from the moon. But what do I know? I’m just a dog.	1.2135	0.03627	192	159	25	8
809	I don't know about you Stan, but I really want to bury something in there.	1.2135	0.03702	192	160	23	9
810	No , you sniff first !	1.2135	0.03473	192	157	29	6
811	Who fetched THAT?	1.2133	0.03472	211	175	27	9
812	I guess howling at the moon is no longer an option.	1.2132	0.03636	197	164	24	9
813	Looks like we finally scared it off.	1.2132	0.03776	197	166	20	11
814	So now what do we howl at?	1.2132	0.03260	197	159	34	4
815	If we could only sniff it!	1.2131	0.03744	183	152	23	8
816	I’m not sure…I just know that I have an extreme urge to sniff it.	1.2131	0.03744	183	152	23	8
817	Didn't you see the article in the NYT yesterday? The Moon has been receding from Earth at 3.78 cm per year!	1.2131	0.03823	183	153	21	9
818	So did it taste like cheese?	1.2130	0.03477	169	136	30	3
819	Definitely a howling failure.	1.2130	0.03416	216	179	28	9
820	I used to hate it, but now I miss it.	1.2129	0.03286	202	164	33	5
821	Just multiply by 7 to express it in dog-light-years.	1.2129	0.03504	202	167	27	8
822	I swear I didn’t dig that hole.	1.2129	0.03642	202	169	23	10
823	It exerts a strange pull on me.	1.2128	0.03597	188	155	26	7
824	Ever think about the biggest questions in the universe like - do ants have dicks?	1.2127	0.03484	221	185	25	11
825	That's where all the lost chew toys go.	1.2126	0.04040	174	147	17	10
826	Ya think we have time for one last biscuit?	1.2126	0.03514	207	172	26	9
827	There’s a Canis Major bone buried in that black hole.	1.2126	0.03514	207	172	26	9
828	I don't trust it until I can sniff it.	1.2124	0.03378	193	157	31	5
829	I wonder if it’s still OK to howl?	1.2124	0.03457	193	158	29	6
830	I know I howled about it a lot, but I really did love that thing.	1.2124	0.03684	193	161	23	9
831	Really makes all the holes we sniff seem insignificant, doesn't it?	1.2124	0.03828	193	163	19	11
832	If anything, this gives us more reason to howl than ever.	1.2124	0.03534	193	159	27	7
833	Thats where cats come from.	1.2124	0.03610	193	160	25	8
834	I'm not sure you appreciate the gravity of the situation...	1.2124	0.03756	193	162	21	10
835	...dude, its all about the negative space.	1.2123	0.03797	179	149	22	8
836	I don't know what it is, but I want to smell it.	1.2123	0.03457	212	176	27	9
837	You can't chase that, they're just messing with you	1.2123	0.03457	212	176	27	9
838	We know that constellation as Canis Major’s Great Unfetchable Ball!	1.2121	0.03689	198	166	22	10
839	I can’t howl to Pink Floyd.	1.2121	0.03475	198	163	28	7
840	As a species, we’re naturally attracted to them.	1.2120	0.03339	217	179	30	8
841	Profoundly New meaning to "Oh Holey Night", what?	1.2120	0.03882	184	155	19	10
842	It’s a trick to stop our howling	1.2120	0.03804	184	154	21	9
843	I guess there’s nothing to howl about tonight.	1.2120	0.03882	184	155	19	10
844	If it's a black hole, we're toast.	1.2120	0.03562	184	151	27	6
845	We're all just howling into the void nowadays	1.2116	0.03808	189	159	20	10
846	Howling at the infinite void is just not the same	1.2116	0.03500	189	155	28	6
847	Treats never escape it.	1.2116	0.03580	189	156	26	7
848	We’re at looking at the butt hole of space. One day a dog will be able to sniff it.	1.2115	0.03692	208	176	20	12
849	I want to sniff it.	1.2115	0.03363	208	171	30	7
850	I think it’s called a”Black Howl”.	1.2114	0.03587	175	143	27	5
851	And that's what astronomer's like to call "The Big Digger."	1.2113	0.03739	194	163	21	10
852	Someday my son, if you're good enough, the great black ball in the sky will come down and play with you.	1.2113	0.03518	194	160	27	7
853	Well, this totally eclipses the story I was telling you about Uranus.	1.2113	0.03667	194	162	23	9
854	I guess the new moon is on back order.	1.2113	0.03442	213	177	27	9
855	If I could sniff it, I might be able to tell you what it is.	1.2111	0.03694	180	149	24	7
856	Did we bark too much?	1.2111	0.03385	199	163	30	6
857	Galileo, Newton and Einstein can all bite me.	1.2111	0.03459	199	164	28	7
858	Analysis, Mr. Spock?	1.2110	0.03629	218	185	20	13
859	I must have COVID; I can't see it or smell it, but I know it's there.	1.2108	0.03627	185	153	25	7
860	It’s gone forever, just like last month	1.2108	0.03541	204	170	25	9
861	Now, can you find the Big Frisbee?	1.2108	0.03473	204	169	27	8
862	Do you think that all our howling made it disappear ?	1.2108	0.03473	204	169	27	8
863	Did you know that dog spelled backwards is God?	1.2105	0.03613	209	176	22	11
864	During an eclipse what’s the protocol regarding barking?	1.2105	0.03403	190	155	30	5
865	Give it a couple of weeks. It's just a phase.	1.2105	0.03563	190	157	26	7
866	Perhaps those Snoop Dog cookies weren’t for dogs.	1.2105	0.03548	209	175	24	10
867	Maybe we should give the howling a rest tonight.	1.2105	0.03548	209	175	24	10
868	this is where I lost my ball last week	1.2105	0.03402	228	191	26	11
869	If it blinks, run…	1.2103	0.03614	214	181	21	12
870	I've seen this trick before. It's probably behind their back.	1.2103	0.03576	195	162	25	8
871	You're right, it's a lot more fun to howl at when it's full.	1.2103	0.03425	195	160	29	6
872	There’s no way! How did our ball get up there?” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M	1.2103	0.03649	195	163	23	9
873	I have this urge to lick it.	1.2103	0.03576	195	162	25	8
874	Does howling in this case even make sense?	1.2103	0.03267	195	158	33	4
875	Is that the opening to Doggie Heaven?	1.2102	0.03658	176	145	25	6
876	I guess after all that howling, he finally got the point.	1.2102	0.03476	176	143	29	4
877	Huh, well that’s new.	1.2102	0.03504	157	126	29	2
878	...and every seventeen and a half years, we give the neighbors one night of peace.	1.2100	0.03586	200	167	24	9
879	Maybe it happened when the cow jumped over the moon. Beats the hell out of me.	1.2100	0.03655	200	168	22	10
880	What are we supposed to howl at?	1.2098	0.03262	224	185	31	8
881	Really puts into perspective the whole, 'that confounded magazine won't choose my captions because I'm not a subscriber' lament, doesn't it?	1.2098	0.03720	224	193	15	16
882	What might it have been like when we dogs were not yet college educated and howled at the moon instead of black holes?	1.2098	0.03316	205	168	31	6
883	I’m just a dog, but that can’t be good.	1.2097	0.03689	186	155	23	8
884	I was a Canus Major in College but I had a Sirius fear of vacuums.	1.2097	0.03609	186	154	25	7
885	What ever happened to that cow?	1.2097	0.03767	186	156	21	9
886	Seems like an empty gesture to howl now?	1.2097	0.03444	186	152	29	5
887	I told you we shouldn’t stop howling.	1.2096	0.03969	167	140	19	8
888	for some reason howling from the moon is a lot less satisfying.	1.2094	0.03698	191	160	22	9
889	I don't feel like howling. Do you?	1.2094	0.03051	234	191	37	6
890	In a dog park far far away	1.2092	0.03632	196	164	23	9
891	You thinking what I am thinking ? Yup I wanna smell it too.	1.2092	0.03704	196	165	21	10
892	Thank God. I was like ‘if I have to howl at the moon one more time’….	1.2092	0.03409	196	161	29	6
893	Is it worth a howl?	1.2091	0.03169	220	180	34	6
894	Rex, feast your eyes on the backside of Canis Major	1.2091	0.03297	220	182	30	8
895	In the beginning was the Ball. And the Ball was good.	1.2090	0.03268	177	142	33	2
896	Dude, you scared it away.	1.2090	0.03427	201	166	28	7
897	Everyone is getting neutered these days, huh?	1.2090	0.03706	201	170	20	11
898	So this is where we lost our tennis balls	1.2090	0.03499	201	167	26	8
899	Are you Sirius? I can't jump through that.	1.2087	0.03442	206	171	27	8
900	Jumping through hoops is always a challenge but God has really raised the bar.	1.2087	0.03229	206	168	33	5
901	I miss barking at the moon.	1.2087	0.03301	206	169	31	6
902	Even nothing is something.	1.2087	0.03707	206	175	19	12
903	… and then Sirius buried the bone so deep that even its light waves would never be seen again.	1.2086	0.03936	163	136	20	7
904	Damn, Zeke: That was some howl.	1.2086	0.03824	187	158	19	10
905	I think that scientists now agree: lunar eclipses are caused by some damn cat.	1.2086	0.03671	187	156	23	8
906	Van Gogh would have struggled with this one.	1.2086	0.03748	187	157	21	9
907	Howling just wouldn't feel right tonight.	1.2086	0.03428	187	153	29	5
908	. . . and it also reduces the effects of 'global howling'	1.2086	0.03343	187	152	31	4
909	it’s where all the poop bags go.	1.2085	0.03644	211	179	20	12
910	I heard they took it to the vet and it never came back.	1.2083	0.03529	192	159	26	7
911	I think it's Trump again.	1.2081	0.03615	197	165	23	9
912	Go fetch, my ass!	1.2081	0.03953	173	146	18	9
913	See, I told you it would work.	1.2079	0.03553	202	169	24	9
914	Not quite as disturbing as what was gone after I woke up at the vet's office.	1.2079	0.04036	178	152	15	11
915	There's nothing to bark at.	1.2077	0.03494	207	173	25	9
916	At last, our howling finally paid off.	1.2077	0.03383	183	149	30	4
917	No worries, they will just screw in a new one,	1.2074	0.03574	188	156	25	7
918	Is it me or does that look like the biggest tennis ball ever?	1.2074	0.03411	188	154	29	5
919	I could swear it was there yesterday. Then I howled at it. I'm afraid I scared it away.	1.2074	0.03446	217	182	25	10
920	I don't know about you, but I could go for some Kibbles about now	1.2073	0.03718	164	135	24	5
921	They say if you drop a bone into it, it never comes back.	1.2071	0.03301	198	162	31	5
922	Is there any point to barking at it?	1.2069	0.03537	203	170	24	9
923	Well that's just great. Just how are we supposed to howl now?	1.2069	0.03468	203	169	26	8
924	The real question is: Is the hole the negative space, or is everything around it the negative space?	1.2069	0.03670	174	144	24	6
925	don’t fetch	1.2067	0.03052	208	168	37	3
926	Think I'll go home and stock up on belly rubs.	1.2067	0.03514	179	147	27	5
927	Is your bone in there?	1.2067	0.03424	179	146	29	4
928	I think it was the cow's fault.	1.2067	0.03689	179	149	23	7
929	Wait for it	1.2067	0.03773	179	150	21	8
930	So glad that that bloody moon is gone	1.2067	0.03773	179	150	21	8
931	It’s getting late and that ball is not going to fetch itself.	1.2065	0.03936	184	157	16	11
932	It's just a new phase. I say we howl at it anyway.	1.2065	0.03859	184	156	18	10
933	Do you think we should tell the cats ?	1.2065	0.03702	184	154	22	8
934	Can we howl at the hole?	1.2065	0.03702	184	154	22	8
935	I don't think I can jump that far.	1.2064	0.03306	218	181	29	8
936	Don’t laugh! I’m telling you I saw a cow jump through there.	1.2063	0.03395	189	155	29	5
937	All dogs go to heaven - but they still like to dig	1.2063	0.03712	189	159	21	9
938	I don’t know what it is, but I have the urge to sniff it.	1.2062	0.03718	194	164	20	10
939	Our ancestors said it's the place from which no ball can be found	1.2060	0.03652	199	168	21	10
940	You're right. There is nothing to howl at.	1.2060	0.03437	199	165	27	7
941	I thought that only worked on the mailman.	1.2060	0.03582	199	167	23	9
942	So this is why mom is always telling us to bring the tennis ball back.	1.2060	0.03363	199	164	29	6
943	It's called a Black lab hole, friendly but it swallows everything.	1.2059	0.03992	170	144	17	9
944	Definitely not a frisbee.	1.2059	0.03530	170	139	27	4
945	Yeah, agreed. Nothing to howl about.	1.2059	0.03452	204	170	26	8
946	It’s part of the constellation Dalmatian.	1.2057	0.03560	175	144	26	5
947	Big deal. I’ve dug bigger holes in the back garden!	1.2057	0.03651	175	145	24	6
948	There's nothing left to howl abour	1.2055	0.03417	219	184	25	10
949	You bay.I’ll howl.	1.2054	0.03684	185	155	22	8
950	Do you think it heard us?	1.2054	0.03521	185	153	26	6
951	I’ll give you 100 bucks if you can jump through that hoop.	1.2054	0.03436	185	152	28	5
952	I swear it was there a few minutes ago!	1.2053	0.03540	190	158	25	7
953	What are we howling at here?	1.2053	0.03618	190	159	23	8
954	I don't know what it means, but my ex would look at this, say something like blah blah blah Aquarius rising, then blammo, no sex for 2 weeks.	1.2053	0.03460	190	157	27	6
955	It only says fetch to me.	1.2053	0.03768	190	161	19	10
956	You try fetching a black hole.	1.2053	0.03295	190	155	31	4
957	Looks like Canis Major went out with a bang.	1.2051	0.03402	195	161	28	6
958	If you have been through a doggy door, same thing.	1.2051	0.03243	195	159	32	4
959	Ever feel like you're just barking into the void?	1.2050	0.03635	200	169	21	10
960	Should we howl at that too?	1.2047	0.03608	171	141	25	5
961	What d'ya think, trick or treat?	1.2044	0.03204	181	146	33	2
962	Are we supposed to jump through it?	1.2044	0.03479	181	149	27	5
963	Don't fall for it -- somebody's gaslighting us.	1.2044	0.03566	181	150	25	6
964	By golly, he did it! The ball they said couldn't be fetched!	1.2042	0.03676	191	161	21	9
965	That's a region of extremely dense gravity known as a rabbit hole.	1.2042	0.03523	191	159	25	7
966	They should have taught us astronomy instead of sitting up	1.2041	0.03611	196	165	22	9
967	That's the asteroid that will end our time, I'm afraid. It is large enough that at night blocks out the stars. Soon it will block out all life. I wish I'd peed on more stuff.	1.2041	0.03683	196	166	20	10
968	He really threw it too far this time.	1.2038	0.04015	157	132	18	7
969	That, my friend, is the Dark Side of the Moon.	1.2036	0.03942	167	141	18	8
970	First I caught you barking up a wrong tree now you howled away the moon!	1.2035	0.03589	172	142	25	5
971	It's not a good sign. There's a black hole in Sirius.	1.2035	0.03589	172	142	25	5
972	It’s Canis Major’s ball.	1.2034	0.03336	177	144	30	3
973	Some lucky mutt ate all the cheese.	1.2034	0.03701	177	148	22	7
974	I just wanted to get a rise out of it—not make it disappear.	1.2033	0.03796	182	154	19	9
975	Uh, maybe we should leave a voice message	1.2033	0.03716	182	153	21	8
976	Do you see what I don’t see?	1.2033	0.03548	182	151	25	6
977	Look at that son. Even God loves to dig holes.	1.2032	0.03568	187	156	24	7
978	If they say “fetch”, don’t go that way.	1.2032	0.03403	187	154	28	5
979	And if you put a bone it that hole it will never be found again.	1.2032	0.03486	187	155	26	6
980	This is when Orion puts it behind his back and pretends he doesn’t have it.	1.2032	0.03726	187	158	20	9
981	What did our best friends do now?	1.2030	0.03521	197	165	24	8
982	Some say it contains ALL the bones...	1.2030	0.03391	202	168	27	7
983	See sometimes, Scruffy, in life, the ball eats you.	1.2028	0.03285	212	176	29	7
984	I wonder whether it’s my fault. A month ago I stopped howling at it.	1.2025	0.03991	158	133	18	7
985	I liked the old moon better.	1.2025	0.03605	163	134	25	4
986	Maybe it was only paper?	1.2025	0.03605	163	134	25	4
987	Just think. We won’t even care about this as soon as it’s time to eat.	1.2023	0.03928	173	147	17	9
988	Looks great - but I can't smell it	1.2022	0.03414	178	146	28	4
989	That's nothing to howl about.	1.2022	0.03356	183	150	29	4
990	You don't see it too right?	1.2022	0.03697	183	154	21	8
991	I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cats.	1.2022	0.03856	183	156	17	10
992	I don’t think begging will bring the moon back, Spot.	1.2022	0.03531	183	152	25	6
993	That's some fierce howl you've got there, Bingo.	1.2022	0.03445	183	151	27	5
994	I've seen this same trick pulled with a tennis ball.	1.2022	0.03531	183	152	25	6
995	It's no fun howling at an eclipse Marvin, is it.	1.2021	0.03630	188	158	22	8
996	This is a once in seven life times event.	1.2021	0.03301	188	154	30	4
997	It's Orion's dog's collar.	1.2021	0.03331	193	159	29	5
998	They say cats did that because, well, you know, cats.	1.2021	0.03641	193	163	21	9
999	Once a month the moon tests our faith, howl anyway.	1.2021	0.03641	193	163	21	9
1000	I've seen blacker	1.2020	0.03199	198	162	32	4
1001	She said ‘Go fetch!’ but I think that ball belongs to space now.	1.2020	0.03302	203	168	29	6
1002	I heard the cat ate it.	1.2013	0.03924	149	124	20	5
1003	Can you imagine what it's like to sniff the Cosmic Butt?	1.2013	0.03762	159	132	22	5
1004	Really makes you question the idea of object permanence.	1.2013	0.03968	159	134	18	7
1005	It’s like that time I sneezed into my kibble…	1.2012	0.03886	164	138	19	7
1006	And there's Canis Minor! Some know it as the Collar.	1.2012	0.03519	169	139	26	4
1007	Now do you realize the gravity of your incessant howling?	1.2011	0.03663	179	150	22	7
1008	How far away is the nearest Star in dog years	1.2011	0.03748	179	151	20	8
1009	It's so obvious, it's dark matter, not a black hole.	1.2011	0.03397	179	147	28	4
1010	No way we can lick that	1.2011	0.03397	179	147	28	4
1011	Behold, but do not sniff, the cosmic butthole.	1.2011	0.03758	184	156	19	9
1012	Finally, a Milky Way without chocolate.	1.2011	0.03513	184	153	25	6
1013	Hard to believe these dumb humans took so long to see a black hole	1.2011	0.03428	184	152	27	5
1014	It's not worth howling at.	1.2011	0.03340	184	151	29	4
1015	Let’s go home. Howling feels so empty and meaningless now.	1.2011	0.03758	184	156	19	9
1016	It reminds me of when we first met.	1.2011	0.03513	184	153	25	6
1017	We scared it away.	1.2011	0.03453	189	157	26	6
1018	I’d call it ‘Spot’, but that seems a little too on the nose.	1.2011	0.03765	189	161	18	10
1019	Do your own research. A lunar eclipse is exactly what they WANT you to think.	1.2011	0.03612	189	159	22	8
1020	Don’t know about you, but I figure I’ll howl anyway.	1.2010	0.03415	199	166	26	7
1021	I'm not getting it. You go get it.	1.2010	0.03415	199	166	26	7
1022	Do you think that black hole is where all our buried bones ended up?	1.2010	0.03561	199	168	22	9
1023	Never howl at the dark side of the moon."Only the dead will be grateful.	1.2010	0.03561	199	168	22	9
1024	Do you think… Do you think they go on walks up there?	1.2010	0.03631	199	169	20	10
1025	It all began with the Big Bark.	1.2010	0.03501	204	172	23	9
1026	It’s a black hole. All our chew toys end up there.	1.2000	0.03474	155	126	27	2
1027	I heard that a lunar eclipse is the result of howling after drinking from the toilet.	1.2000	0.03741	160	133	22	5
1028	A moon that was so very full and bright, T’was now eclipsed and fully out of sight. This really gave our two dogs quite a fright. For them it was a dark and stormy night.	1.2000	0.03893	185	159	15	11
1029	that must be where the ball went through	1.2000	0.03473	200	168	24	8
1030	You ever get the feeling we're just howling into the void?	1.2000	0.03729	180	152	20	8
1031	Imagine sniffing that.	1.2000	0.03411	185	153	27	5
1032	You think our howling scared it away?	1.2000	0.03457	195	163	25	7
1033	Missed a spot	1.2000	0.03473	200	168	24	8
1034	Do you think we overdid it last night?	1.2000	0.03496	185	154	25	6
1035	The ball constellation really makes you think.	1.2000	0.03579	185	155	23	7
1036	I was going to tell you that I love you to the moon and back, but…	1.2000	0.03624	175	146	23	6
1037	Howl to turn it on?	1.2000	0.03801	175	148	19	8
1038	Let's sing some Pink Floyd	1.2000	0.03595	190	160	22	8
1039	A dog made all this?	1.2000	0.03660	185	156	21	8
1040	If a ball goes in there, you can never get it back.	1.2000	0.03270	190	156	30	4
1041	Should we eat the rest?	1.2000	0.03524	160	131	26	3
1042	I still like barking at it.	1.2000	0.03595	190	160	22	8
1043	And that’s Orion’s Frisbee.	1.2000	0.04140	160	137	14	9
1044	It looks beautiful, but I really wish I could smell it.	1.2000	0.03516	190	159	24	7
1045	And I was in the mood to howl tonight.	1.2000	0.03624	175	146	23	6
1046	A hole's a hole, I thought. But there's a bone I'll never get back.	1.2000	0.03524	160	131	26	3
1047	Maybe it was something I howled.	1.2000	0.03379	195	162	27	6
1048	This won’t happen again for 14 years—two whole Januarys from now.	1.2000	0.03966	170	145	16	9
1049	Great, our network is down...	1.2000	0.04134	155	132	15	8
1050	Now we'll have nothing to bark at.	1.2000	0.03533	175	145	25	5
1051	Wow, my howling was more powerful than I thought.	1.2000	0.03671	190	161	20	9
1052	Do you know any Pink Floyd?	1.1991	0.03296	216	181	27	8
1053	Howl all you want -- the damage is done.	1.1990	0.03537	206	175	21	10
1054	Never jump into that hole if he throws something in and says, ‘Fetch!’	1.1990	0.03528	201	170	22	9
1055	See? You're barking at nothing.	1.1990	0.03384	201	168	26	7
1056	Did you forget to pay the electricity bill again?	1.1990	0.03598	201	171	20	10
1057	Uranus must be in retrograde.	1.1990	0.03234	201	166	30	5
1058	Do we still howl?	1.1990	0.03440	196	164	25	7
1059	Doesn't leave you much to howl about.	1.1990	0.03364	196	163	27	6
1060	I tried howling at it, but it’s just not the same as the moon.	1.1990	0.03499	191	160	24	7
1061	My owner says it's a "blue moon," but I can't see color	1.1990	0.03577	191	161	22	8
1062	Stop it George, dogs don’t howl at black holes	1.1989	0.03479	186	155	25	6
1063	This,my son,is the best example of being and nothingness. Now, find love while you can.	1.1989	0.03798	186	159	17	10
1064	Well, that's new.	1.1989	0.03453	181	150	26	5
1065	I’d like to sniff that thing!	1.1989	0.03363	181	149	28	4
1066	That's a black hole. Its gravity is so strong, not even smells can escape it.	1.1989	0.03541	181	151	24	6
1067	To me, it just looks like a hole. Everything else is black anyway.	1.1989	0.03541	181	151	24	6
1068	I just can't bring myself to howl at that.	1.1989	0.03626	181	152	22	7
1069	Who let the moon out?	1.1989	0.03949	176	151	15	10
1070	I wish I could sniff it from here.	1.1989	0.03514	176	146	25	5
1071	Something’s missing.	1.1989	0.03324	176	144	29	3
1072	What was that you just threw?	1.1989	0.03694	176	148	21	7
1073	I admit I only bit off Stephen Hawkins A Brief History of Time, I never understood it"	1.1988	0.03746	166	139	21	6
1074	That’s our doggy doorway to heaven	1.1988	0.03647	166	138	23	5
1075	These days, people will steal anything and everything.	1.1987	0.03685	156	129	23	4
1076	That’s the Great Hole. It sucks up all the fetch balls that go too high.	1.1987	0.03796	156	130	21	5
1077	Do we still howl if it’s a dark moon?	1.1982	0.03149	217	180	31	6
1078	Looks like somebody took a pee in the lawn of stars.	1.1981	0.03265	212	177	28	7
1079	It's a new moon.	1.1981	0.03265	212	177	28	7
1080	How the hell would I know? I’m a hound dog. Not an astrophysicist!	1.1981	0.03521	207	176	21	10
1081	We howled it out of existence.	1.1980	0.03369	202	169	26	7
1082	It's weird - I don't even have the urge.	1.1980	0.03499	197	166	23	8
1083	Maybe we howled too loud at it?	1.1979	0.03462	187	156	25	6
1084	It’s just not the same, howling at a total lunar eclipse.	1.1979	0.03544	187	157	23	7
1085	That black hole reminds me of your butt.	1.1978	0.03691	182	154	20	8
1086	watch out! It’s the dog gone moon	1.1978	0.03772	182	155	18	9
1087	I don't know if I should howl or scream. Either way, I'm thinking we should get outta here.	1.1978	0.03608	182	153	22	7
1088	You could try howling anyway	1.1978	0.03523	182	152	24	6
1089	Tonight, we reflect on our behavior.	1.1977	0.03675	177	149	21	7
1090	I didn't think a tennis ball could bounce that high!	1.1977	0.03846	177	151	17	9
1091	yeah, well...that's not nothin'	1.1977	0.03496	177	147	25	5
1092	Now you know where all those old tennis balls you couldn’t find went.	1.1977	0.03587	177	148	23	6
1093	Are you sure it is the Earth?	1.1977	0.03746	172	145	20	7
1094	It's where the moon should be, so I think we should howl.	1.1977	0.03560	172	143	24	5
1095	I'll bet there's one hell of a bone buried in that hole.	1.1977	0.03746	172	145	20	7
1096	Should we be concerned?	1.1977	0.03560	172	143	24	5
1097	Howling at it just isn't the same during an eclipse.	1.1976	0.04095	167	144	13	10
1098	I guess this explains where our tennis balls have been going.	1.1975	0.04092	162	139	14	9
1099	They told me that black holes are filled with all the unfound bones in the universe. I wish I could fly.	1.1975	0.04085	157	134	15	8
1100	I've been howling at them to turn that light off for years.	1.1975	0.04184	157	135	13	9
1101	So you see, that’s what happen when you howl a little too loud…	1.1973	0.04054	147	124	17	6
1102	Eclipse or not, it's still the moon and you can howl all you want.	1.1970	0.03409	198	166	25	7
1103	Is that the black hole where all our lost balls go?	1.1970	0.03332	198	165	27	6
1104	For some reason I don’t feel like howling anymore.	1.1969	0.03224	193	159	30	4
1105	Can't 'splain what I can't sniff.	1.1968	0.03526	188	158	23	7
1106	I dunno. Maybe a black howl ?	1.1968	0.03761	188	161	17	10
1107	Yeah, donut is good, but I think it looks like the black hole left in my heart when Master goes on vacation and leaves me for a week in the pit of despair they call a "Pet Hotel."	1.1967	0.03672	183	155	20	8
1108	Well, dog gonnit!	1.1967	0.03672	183	155	20	8
1109	Do we howl, bark, or run like Hell?	1.1966	0.03742	178	151	19	8
1110	Yes. Howl at that!	1.1966	0.03656	178	150	21	7
1111	Another work-at-home hold-out.	1.1966	0.03742	178	151	19	8
1112	For your final stage of dog training, howl at the…wait a second.	1.1964	0.03893	168	143	17	8
1113	Uh…Meow?	1.1964	0.03800	168	142	19	7
1114	Is that our celestial Doggie door?	1.1963	0.03573	163	135	24	4
1115	There's nothing to howl at anymore.	1.1963	0.03678	163	136	22	5
1116	Einstein's Dog was right.	1.1962	0.04061	158	135	15	8
1117	It's enough to make you believe in Dog.	1.1962	0.04061	158	135	15	8
1118	I know we’re supposed to howl at something up there but I’m drawing a blank…	1.1961	0.03747	204	177	14	13
1119	They could've just asked us to stop howling.	1.1961	0.03410	204	172	24	8
1120	Sorry. My free trial ‘Bark at the Moon’ streaming package expired this month.”	1.1960	0.03393	199	167	25	7
1121	How do you howl in reverse?	1.1959	0.03794	148	123	21	4
1122	I've lost my "Raison D'Howl.	1.1959	0.03450	194	163	24	7
1123	This calls for something new in B-flat.	1.1958	0.03345	189	157	27	5
1124	It's basically a cosmic hole in the fence.	1.1958	0.03589	189	160	21	8
1125	My master thinks his matching socks are there. But I buried them in the backyard.”	1.1958	0.03666	189	161	19	9
1126	I’ve lost my voice.	1.1958	0.03345	189	157	27	5
1127	How big was the dog that dig that hole?	1.1958	0.03589	189	160	21	8
1128	All dogs go to the brink of an existential crisis	1.1957	0.03654	184	156	20	8
1129	No, I can't smell it either.	1.1957	0.03572	184	155	22	7
1130	They say it's the only place where we can escape Trump.	1.1955	0.03888	179	154	15	10
1131	I didn’t really care when they eliminated Pluto, but THIS leaves me speechless	1.1955	0.03806	179	153	17	9
1132	Full Moon in Pisces-Virgo Season... OR, Dad threw the ball VERY FAR.	1.1955	0.03723	179	152	19	8
1133	Dark! Dark!	1.1955	0.03369	179	148	27	4
1134	Twenty-seven nights of howling, for what? One night off?	1.1954	0.03707	174	147	20	7
1135	The last time we saw Ernie, he was smelling one just like that	1.1954	0.03523	174	145	24	5
1136	Don't confuse a "Black Hole" with a "Black Howl"!!!!	1.1954	0.03966	174	150	14	10
1137	I think I'll name it... Spot	1.1954	0.03882	174	149	16	9
1138	Any minute now they'll say, "fetch!"	1.1953	0.03489	169	140	25	4
1139	Who jumps first?	1.1953	0.03489	169	140	25	4
1140	Well Sherman… it’s called a ‘black hole’. They form when a star collapses into itself and creates a gravitational pull so strong… not even light can escape it. I think it got my favourite ball last Thursday too.	1.1953	0.03779	169	143	19	7
1141	Look! The bark side of the moon!	1.1953	0.03872	169	144	17	8
1142	THERE'S your ball.	1.1953	0.03489	169	140	25	4
1143	You're not very good at this game. It's clearly a ball, not a donut.	1.1953	0.03281	169	138	29	2
1144	The writers' strike is starting to hurt.	1.1951	0.03856	164	139	18	7
1145	Siriusly, that's where it used to be.	1.1950	0.03938	159	135	17	7
1146	John Fogerty was right.	1.1949	0.03584	195	166	20	9
1147	Imagine sniffing the universe’s butthole.	1.1949	0.03584	195	166	20	9
1148	Because God's dog needs a place To hide his cosmic bone.	1.1949	0.03584	195	166	20	9
1149	No biggie. Just Hawking radiation.	1.1949	0.03433	195	164	24	7
1150	Is that organic peanut butter-CBD soft chew kicking in yet?	1.1949	0.03276	195	162	28	5
1151	It’s really a red hole, but remember, we’re color blind.	1.1948	0.04024	154	131	16	7
1152	Sometimes I feel like howling at nothing at all.	1.1947	0.03571	190	161	21	8
1153	SNIFF THAT,COPERNICUS!	1.1947	0.03648	190	162	19	9
1154	I feel the urge to sniff it…	1.1946	0.03554	185	156	22	7
1155	No, meow is not the opposite of howl.	1.1946	0.03470	185	155	24	6
1156	All I know is that if you bark at it nothing changes.	1.1946	0.03636	185	157	20	8
1157	Is it my imagination, or is that black hole getting bigger?	1.1944	0.03532	180	151	23	6
1158	Hey, did you ever think how God is Dog spelled backwards?	1.1944	0.03532	180	151	23	6
1159	It was a dark and holy night...	1.1943	0.03597	175	147	22	6
1160	It makes me want to pee, somehow.	1.1943	0.03504	175	146	24	5
1161	Legend has it that all our lost tennis balls end up there.	1.1941	0.04027	170	147	13	10
1162	Lou, why do you always have to point out the negative in every situation?	1.1941	0.03665	170	143	21	6
1163	Is that doggie door for us	1.1939	0.03737	165	139	20	6
1164	It’s the black hole where caption votes go. It’s also Uranus.	1.1938	0.04205	160	139	11	10
1165	What do we howl at now?	1.1938	0.03915	160	136	17	7
1166	Nice job! We finally did it!	1.1938	0.03709	160	134	21	5
1167	No it doesn’t make me wonder about the existence of Dog.	1.1937	0.03779	191	165	15	11
1168	In space, nobody knows you’re a dog.	1.1937	0.03706	191	164	17	10
1169	I wonder more about why they did it than how.	1.1937	0.03554	191	162	21	8
1170	Dratted color blindness. That must be the super blue moon they are all talking about.	1.1937	0.03554	191	162	21	8
1171	I think I get Pink Floyd now.	1.1935	0.03672	155	129	22	4
1172	Howl again! Maybe it will come back on!	1.1935	0.03697	186	159	18	9
1173	Don’t sniff that!	1.1934	0.03514	181	152	23	6
1174	Smell that? Suddenly, all my questions about the universe are answered.	1.1932	0.03578	176	148	22	6
1175	Now I regret all the times I didn't howl at it.	1.1931	0.03491	202	172	21	9
1176	We’re the light. That’s the tunnel.	1.1930	0.03645	171	144	21	6
1177	I always think it's a bit sad when there's nothing to howl about.	1.1929	0.03324	197	165	26	6
1178	I don't know what it is, but I'll bet I get blamed.	1.1928	0.03514	166	138	24	4
1179	My god, Milo, what have you done?	1.1928	0.03617	166	139	22	5
1180	Just throw it already!	1.1925	0.03581	161	134	23	4
1181	Our tennis ball went through there?	1.1925	0.04087	161	139	13	9
1182	That's where they throw the ball when I can't find it.	1.1925	0.03756	187	161	16	10
1183	So what're we supposed to bay at now?	1.1923	0.03666	182	155	19	8
1184	Pretty big howl, eh.	1.1923	0.03763	156	131	20	5
1185	I think that's where the balls go.	1.1923	0.03976	156	133	16	7
1186	Yes, exactly how I felt when they brought home the new puppy.	1.1921	0.03468	177	148	24	5
1187	That's where my favorite toys, and the single missing socks go, never to be seen or heard from again.	1.1921	0.03374	177	147	26	4
1188	It was called Earth, then AI took over everything.	1.1921	0.03735	177	151	18	8
1189	Yes, but is it art?	1.1921	0.03955	151	128	17	6
1190	It got cancelled by liberals for being a “man” in the moon.	1.1919	0.03718	172	146	19	7
1191	The legend holds that our god marked that spot with their pee.	1.1919	0.03718	172	146	19	7
1192	Finally found an area with no light pollution!	1.1918	0.03926	146	123	18	5
1193	Wow... that must be a big dog.	1.1918	0.03926	146	123	18	5
1194	What am I howling at? There is nothing to howl at!	1.1917	0.03442	193	163	23	7
1195	They call it a black hole but I believe it's an extension of the Van Allen Radiation Belt.	1.1916	0.03597	167	140	22	5
1196	I want to howl, but first I have some questions.	1.1916	0.03597	167	140	22	5
1197	Have you checked for software updates?	1.1915	0.03813	188	163	14	11
1198	Ever wonder why it's called a Black Hole?	1.1915	0.03582	188	160	20	8
1199	I hate this. My whole baying at the moon schedule has been thrown off.	1.1915	0.03335	188	157	26	5
1200	They say in space no one can hear you bark.	1.1914	0.03667	162	136	21	5
1201	I'm sorry, it just doesn't bring out the howl in me.	1.1913	0.03391	183	153	25	5
1202	Our whole purpose seems hollow.	1.1913	0.03647	183	156	19	8
1203	They don’t all have to be this existential Steve. It’s bright, we howl. It’s dark, we don’t.	1.1913	0.03647	183	156	19	8
1204	Someday we'll be able to pee there.	1.1912	0.03388	204	173	23	8
1205	And they say barking at the moon is a waste of time.	1.1911	0.03740	157	132	20	5
1206	It was here a minute ago.	1.1911	0.03740	157	132	20	5
1207	I have the strange urge to sniff it	1.1911	0.03848	157	133	18	6
1208	See, Spot?	1.1910	0.03541	178	150	22	6
1209	All I said was RRRGH!	1.1910	0.03261	178	147	28	3
1210	You can stop howling Rocky. That's not the moon.	1.1910	0.03357	178	148	26	4
1211	Yeah, there have been some holes in our theory around dark matter.	1.1910	0.03450	178	149	24	5
1212	There goes the neighborhood.	1.1910	0.03630	178	151	20	7
1213	Well that's disconcerting...	1.1910	0.03357	178	148	26	4
1214	Now that’s an impressive flea collar!	1.1910	0.03370	199	168	24	7
1215	Nothing escapes. Not even a Frisbee.	1.1908	0.03512	173	145	23	5
1216	Do you think that our howling chased it away?	1.1908	0.03607	173	146	21	6
1217	My goodness! The mice got to the cheese, again.	1.1908	0.03788	173	148	17	8
1218	How are we supposed to retrieve that !	1.1908	0.03788	173	148	17	8
1219	Son, you're looking at the greatest hole ever dug.	1.1908	0.03415	173	144	25	4
1220	First they stole the election, now they stole the moon, and next they'll steal you.	1.1907	0.03426	194	164	23	7
1221	I’m seeing black spots.	1.1907	0.03347	194	163	25	6
1222	Not much to howl at tonight.	1.1905	0.03771	168	143	18	7
1223	I think it got tired of us howling at it and went dark.	1.1905	0.03719	189	163	16	10
1224	I guess it's just the universe telling us to take a night off.	1.1905	0.03655	147	122	22	3
1225	If I stand on your shoulders maybe I’ll be able to see what’s inside!	1.1902	0.03629	184	157	19	8
1226	Yeah, that's where Sirius took a dump.	1.1902	0.03461	184	155	23	6
1227	Do we still bark?	1.1902	0.03461	184	155	23	6
1228	Roscoe said he'd get the ball and be right out. That was 16 and a 1/2 hours ago.	1.1900	0.03354	200	169	24	7
1229	It's called a new moon, but it's really just the same old one showing us its backside.	1.1899	0.03340	179	149	26	4
1230	Not what will we howl at?	1.1899	0.03719	158	133	20	5
1231	It's either a black hole or God ran out of stars.	1.1899	0.04031	158	136	14	8
1232	Woof, am I right?	1.1897	0.03169	195	162	29	4
1233	How perplexing! It's either an eclipse or a tear in the projection screen or a black hole that will devour us all.	1.1897	0.03397	174	145	25	4
1234	Know any Pink Floyd?	1.1897	0.03494	174	146	23	5
1235	I think it’s where the lights go to poop.	1.1897	0.03768	174	149	17	8
1236	Sirius is the best hole digger in the universe.	1.1895	0.03562	153	127	23	3
1237	It must've been that last howl.	1.1895	0.03468	190	161	22	7
1238	Finally, our howling scared it away.	1.1893	0.03751	169	144	18	7
1239	Really puts the vacuum cleaner in perspective, huh?	1.1893	0.03558	169	142	22	5
1240	I don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but, WOOF!	1.1893	0.03558	169	142	22	5
1241	What are we howling at?	1.1892	0.03358	185	155	25	5
1242	The bone is buried there.	1.1892	0.03444	185	156	23	6
1243	Really makes you think how small and insignificant everyone else is.	1.1891	0.03264	201	169	26	6
1244	Well, that's where it's supposed to be. I'm gonna howl at it anyway.	1.1890	0.03923	164	141	15	8
1245	I used to howl at the moon,but my inner bad dog prefers the black hole.	1.1890	0.03727	164	139	19	6
1246	Reminds me of a choke chain.	1.1890	0.03521	164	137	23	4
1247	I take back that last howl.	1.1889	0.03505	180	152	22	6
1248	First the bark collar and now this!	1.1889	0.03592	180	153	20	7
1249	Well, I guess howling is off the table for tonight.	1.1889	0.03505	180	152	22	6
1250	Try howling at where the moon should be …	1.1889	0.03415	180	151	24	5
1251	What do you mean, you can't see the dark side of the moon?	1.1889	0.03592	180	153	20	7
1252	I just don’t know what to howl about anymore.	1.1889	0.03592	180	153	20	7
1253	There goes tonight’s choir practice.	1.1889	0.03592	180	153	20	7
1254	Okay, so we take a night off from howling.	1.1889	0.03415	180	151	24	5
1255	I just wasn’t up to retrieving it tonight.	1.1889	0.03592	180	153	20	7
1256	Something seems off.	1.1887	0.03803	159	135	18	6
1257	How many bones do ya think we can bury in there, Elroy?	1.1887	0.03588	159	133	22	4
1258	What are we going to howl at now?" Corban Brown (13 yrs. old), Lexington, K	1.1887	0.03697	159	134	20	5
1259	Sigh. The biggest hole in the universe is unsniffable."	1.1886	0.03659	175	149	19	7
1260	That’s what Pink Floyd was talking about….	1.1886	0.03569	175	148	21	6
1261	So, from now on we’re howling at a black hole?	1.1886	0.03475	175	147	23	5
1262	Well now what in the hell do we do?	1.1884	0.03923	138	116	18	4
1263	Everything has a dark side.	1.1883	0.03773	154	130	19	5
1264	The guy’s name is Elon. He talked me into the “Multi-Generational Plot”.	1.1883	0.03541	154	128	23	3
1265	I'm more worried about the sun.	1.1882	0.03439	170	142	24	4
1266	Spayed: the final frontier.	1.1882	0.03730	170	145	18	7
1267	I wonder if aliens have dogs.	1.1882	0.03439	170	142	24	4
1268	Harold... I think someone stole the moon.	1.1882	0.03636	170	144	20	6
1269	I thought “Shoot the moon” was just a figure of speech.	1.1882	0.03822	170	146	16	8
1270	Statistical improbabilities are to be expected.	1.1879	0.03707	165	140	19	6
1271	I hope this doesn’t affect feeding time.	1.1879	0.03707	165	140	19	6
1272	I hate it when Atlas throws the frisbee.	1.1879	0.03394	165	137	25	3
1273	I'll bay if you will?	1.1879	0.03394	165	137	25	3
1274	Must’ve been something you howled	1.1879	0.03707	165	140	19	6
1275	Does it seem like it’s getting closer to you?	1.1879	0.03605	165	139	21	5
1276	I was just chasing the cow...	1.1878	0.03398	181	152	24	5
1277	The eye doctor told me to give him a call if that happens	1.1878	0.03487	181	153	22	6
1278	Do you see a nipple or a navel?	1.1878	0.03823	181	157	14	10
1279	That’s a hole that only Dog could dig.	1.1875	0.03781	160	136	18	6
1280	I don’t know what’s on the other side, but I hope it includes a lot of firehydrants.	1.1875	0.03362	176	147	25	4
1281	Beyond that hole,son,are all the squirrels you could imagine.	1.1875	0.03455	160	133	24	3
1282	Okay, you howl first.	1.1875	0.03362	176	147	25	4
1283	Guess there's nothing left to howl at...	1.1875	0.03676	160	135	20	5
1284	So what are you going to do on your night off?	1.1875	0.04081	160	139	12	9
1285	I’d love to sniff that hole.	1.1872	0.03732	187	162	15	10
1286	No Jake, it's not a giant ball. God doesn't play fetch with the universe.	1.1871	0.03616	171	145	20	6
1287	I wonder what it smells like?	1.1871	0.03616	171	145	20	6
1288	What d'ya think, to howl or not?	1.1871	0.03616	171	145	20	6
1289	It’s finally time to meet Pink Floyd!	1.1871	0.03520	171	144	22	5
1290	Last time I saw something like that I was in the dog park saying hi to the cute Black Lab…	1.1871	0.03710	171	146	18	7
1291	You can't trust solar power.	1.1871	0.03750	155	131	19	5
1292	Well… if it’s a black hole, I’m guessing we’re about to lose cell service.	1.1871	0.03399	155	128	25	2
1293	Go ahead, howl anyway….I dare you	1.1871	0.04072	155	134	13	8
1294	Wow! And I thought the hole I dug in the backyard was big!	1.1871	0.03860	155	132	17	6
1295	Ah, the only hole I can't sniff.	1.1868	0.03556	182	155	20	7
1296	Ever notice that when you're hungry you see food bowls everywhere ?	1.1867	0.03879	166	143	15	8
1297	Do you really think there's some intelligent life out there?	1.1867	0.03482	166	139	23	4
1298	Let's give it a good howl and see what happens.	1.1867	0.03972	166	144	13	9
1299	They said it couldn’t be fetched.	1.1864	0.03439	177	149	23	5
1300	That hole was dug by God's puppy. That was our original sin."	1.1864	0.03345	177	148	25	4
1301	Howl at the hole", just doesn't have the same ring to it	1.1864	0.03621	177	151	19	7
1302	That’s cat Steven’s moonshadow.	1.1864	0.03531	177	150	21	6
1303	Turns out the vacuum of space still isn't as scary as the vacuum cleaner.	1.1863	0.03861	161	138	16	7
1304	Do we howl or cry?	1.1863	0.03760	161	136	18	6
1305	They've taken the moon. Now what do we do?	1.1863	0.03655	161	136	20	5
1306	Want to bark at the neighbour instead?	1.1863	0.03655	161	136	20	5
1307	Well finally the moon got over its rash.	1.1863	0.03547	161	135	22	4
1308	Mission accomplished.	1.1863	0.03436	161	134	24	3
1309	Maybe that's where all the tennis balls end up	1.1863	0.03436	161	134	24	3
1310	It’s where all the chew-toys go, never to be seen again.	1.1863	0.03655	161	136	20	5
1311	Dude! #holegoals	1.1862	0.03660	145	121	21	3
1312	Howling at the black hole doesn't have quite the same ring to it.	1.1860	0.03501	172	145	22	5
1313	I guess all the howling finally got to him.	1.1860	0.03597	172	146	20	6
1314	A new moon. Embrace the calm.	1.1859	0.03254	156	128	27	1
1315	I hope we don't get pooped on!	1.1858	0.03622	183	157	18	8
1316	Looks like one of the theater camp kids finally hit high C	1.1858	0.03273	183	153	26	4
1317	I’m always being blamed, but that’s where all the homework goes.	1.1857	0.04251	140	121	12	7
1318	Bet it smells good	1.1856	0.03357	167	139	25	3
1319	Sirius is on the loose!	1.1856	0.03566	167	141	21	5
1320	You're baying at Pink Floyd.	1.1856	0.03763	167	143	17	7
1321	I think it was Carl Sagan's mutt who said: "“Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.”	1.1856	0.03763	167	143	17	7
1322	If somebody calls, don't go.	1.1856	0.03463	167	140	23	4
1323	That’s where bad dogs go.	1.1856	0.03763	167	143	17	7
1324	Ah Rufus,see the curves of the great ball we can never catch	1.1856	0.03463	167	140	23	4
1325	It’s all my fault. She caught me howling at the sun yesterday. This is terrible. I miss her so much	1.1856	0.03763	167	143	17	7
1326	I’m telling you. There was a giant frisbee up there!”	1.1856	0.03555	194	167	18	9
1327	They sent dogs into space, and chimps, and humans.. so why not cats?	1.1854	0.03688	151	127	20	4
1328	Sometimes it does that.	1.1854	0.03566	151	126	22	3
1329	I guess they call it the moon because it kinda looks like someone's butthole.	1.1854	0.03806	151	128	18	5
1330	I told you we were late!	1.1854	0.03440	151	125	24	2
1331	“OK…we finally howled it away…now what?”	1.1854	0.03774	178	154	15	9
1332	That’s five balls we need back.	1.1854	0.03513	178	151	21	6
1333	Einstein only theorized wormholes. We've discovered dog holes.	1.1854	0.03421	178	150	23	5
1334	Oh dear, looks like the cow didn't make it, after all	1.1854	0.03231	178	148	27	3
1335	I don’t feel like howling tonight. I think I’ll just journal about this.	1.1852	0.03417	162	135	24	3
1336	Is this the answer to the Universe or are we just hungry?	1.1852	0.03377	189	160	23	6
1337	Do we howl, or what?	1.1852	0.03417	162	135	24	3
1338	If the cat were here, she'd know what it means.	1.1852	0.03818	135	113	19	3
1339	And that’s where all the squirrels go.	1.1852	0.03634	162	137	20	5
1340	Now you have to pay monthly for Moon+.	1.1852	0.03839	162	139	16	7
1341	I hear it's AWESOME in color.	1.1850	0.03179	173	143	28	2
1342	So that's what the new moon looks like!	1.1850	0.03482	173	146	22	5
1343	Apparently, Canis Major was a major bully and was canceled.	1.1850	0.03482	173	146	22	5
1344	So that’s where Pluto buries his bones.	1.1849	0.04008	146	125	15	6
1345	One day, I want to sniff that.	1.1849	0.03367	146	120	25	1
1346	Kind of big for a worm whole if you ask me.	1.1848	0.03257	184	154	26	4
1347	Howling at the black hole just doesn't have the same ring.	1.1848	0.03257	184	154	26	4
1348	But don't forget Einstein's theory, and I quote.....	1.1848	0.03603	184	158	18	8
1349	Howling at them may feel good, but it doesn't really solve anything.	1.1847	0.03706	157	133	19	5
1350	Wait. What?	1.1847	0.03594	157	132	21	4
1351	Starry, starry black hole...	1.1845	0.03444	168	141	23	4
1352	They call it a black hole, but I call it a 'space in space'.	1.1845	0.03836	168	145	15	8
1353	Hardly worth howling at that.	1.1845	0.03339	168	140	25	3
1354	I’m howling on the inside.	1.1845	0.03645	168	143	19	6
1355	I miss the Earth.	1.1844	0.03310	179	150	25	4
1356	I don’t know what we’re supposed to do now.	1.1844	0.03404	179	151	23	5
1357	Do you think we ate it?	1.1844	0.03584	179	153	19	7
1358	I don't know what they do at their church, but I pray this is a big meatball.	1.1842	0.03896	152	130	16	6
1359	That's where the howl catcher used to live	1.1842	0.03783	152	129	18	5
1360	I hear it's full of cats.	1.1842	0.03783	152	129	18	5
1361	I did NOT dig that one.	1.1842	0.03783	152	129	18	5
1362	Watch if we don’t get blamed for tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time.	1.1840	0.03613	163	138	20	5
1363	Oh well, I didn't feel like howling anyways. But on the brightside now we can see the dog star.	1.1840	0.03717	163	139	18	6
1364	Well, let's just bay at the event horizon then.	1.1840	0.03915	163	141	14	8
1365	Should we sniff it?	1.1839	0.03366	174	146	24	4
1366	I knew you were good at digging holes. But that one . . . oh, my.	1.1839	0.03651	174	149	18	7
1367	That, son, is a black hoooowl!	1.1839	0.03163	174	144	28	2
1368	It's just a black hole. Don't get sucked in.	1.1838	0.03330	185	156	24	5
1369	Do you think we’ll get to sniff one in our lifetime?	1.1838	0.03585	185	159	18	8
1370	Do they expect us to howl at this one?	1.1837	0.03864	147	125	17	5
1371	Are you not seeing what I’m not seeing?	1.1835	0.03685	158	134	19	5
1372	Screw it, I'll sniff anything once.	1.1835	0.03897	158	136	15	7
1373	All that cheese just gone!	1.1834	0.03321	169	141	25	3
1374	Black holes matter.	1.1834	0.03527	169	143	21	5
1375	Yup, so that's the holy place where all dogs go to heaven!!!!!	1.1834	0.03527	169	143	21	5
1376	Should we try to go sniff it?	1.1834	0.03527	169	143	21	5
1377	Humans call it a Black Hole, I'm just hungry.	1.1834	0.03527	169	143	21	5
1378	I can dig it."	1.1834	0.03625	169	144	19	6
1379	Mommy when did Canis Major turn around?	1.1834	0.03815	169	146	15	8
1380	Now that it’s gone, do we call it a day?	1.1834	0.03425	169	142	23	4
1381	See what happens when you howl at the moon: it gets scared.	1.1833	0.03294	180	151	25	4
1382	Our barks really are worse than our bites!	1.1833	0.03565	180	154	19	7
1383	::sniiiiifffffff::	1.1833	0.03651	180	155	17	8
1384	An infinite void . . . No light. No sound. No behind-the-ear rubs.	1.1833	0.03386	180	152	23	5
1385	It's a zen moon. You howl to it in silence.	1.1832	0.03505	191	164	19	8
1386	I know it's still there. I can smell it.	1.1832	0.03505	191	164	19	8
1387	What did you expect? It was only a paper moon.	1.1830	0.03982	153	132	14	7
1388	So, do we howl? Not howl? I’m so confused…	1.1830	0.03760	153	130	18	5
1389	Maybe that's where you buried that bone.	1.1829	0.03593	164	139	20	5
1390	I wonder what took those humans so long to figure out what a black hole was.	1.1829	0.03487	164	138	22	4
1391	Google says dogs howling at the moon is a myth, but you can't argue with results like this."	1.1829	0.03796	164	141	16	7
1392	There! Bury your bone there and they’ll never find it.	1.1829	0.03893	164	142	14	8
1393	Can someone turn on the moon?	1.1829	0.03593	164	139	20	5
1394	I guess we made too big a fuss.	1.1829	0.03249	175	146	26	3
1395	I'll smell you later.	1.1829	0.03445	175	148	22	5
1396	I just can’t get as excited about howling at a black hole.	1.1829	0.03540	175	149	20	6
1397	Guess we need to learn anti howling.	1.1829	0.03349	175	147	24	4
1398	It's a black hole and it takes away bones forever!	1.1828	0.03648	186	161	16	9
1399	Howling feels hollow.	1.1828	0.03039	186	154	30	2
1400	I don’t care if it’s dangerous, I still want to chase it.	1.1828	0.03400	186	158	22	6
1401	The man in orange wants to put his picture there.	1.1824	0.04183	148	129	11	8
1402	I didn't understand the ending of Barbie either.	1.1824	0.03718	148	125	19	4
1403	its called the dog constellation----see the bowl	1.1824	0.03592	148	124	21	3
1404	My owner says that black holes are cosmological bodies so dense that not even light can escape, but he also mutters a lot about Mercury being in retrograde and how that negatively impacts him as a Pisces so I don’t know….	1.1824	0.04292	148	130	9	9
1405	Is it me, or is that black hole getting bigger?	1.1824	0.03553	159	134	21	4
1406	Howling isn't quite the same, is it?	1.1824	0.03439	159	133	23	3
1407	They say we’ll all end up there sooner or later.	1.1824	0.03663	159	135	19	5
1408	No moon? No cow? No howl!	1.1824	0.03874	159	137	15	7
1409	Moon for the misbegotten	1.1824	0.03663	159	135	19	5
1410	If we don't bark at the moon every night, it disappears.	1.1824	0.03701	170	146	17	7
1411	You should have stopped howling at that thing!	1.1824	0.03508	170	144	21	5
1412	The real estate there is over the moon.	1.1824	0.03605	170	145	19	6
1413	It's god's butthole, son. To smell that is to know everything there ever was.	1.1824	0.03508	170	144	21	5
1414	No, if it were a black hole we would see the event horizon.	1.1824	0.03794	170	147	15	8
1415	Not much to howl at tonight is there	1.1823	0.03459	181	154	21	6
1416	Should we try to howl again?	1.1823	0.03182	181	151	27	3
1417	It's called a black hole, Pluto. And it's where all the bad puppies go, never to be heard from again.	1.1823	0.03632	181	156	17	8
1418	I just see a bone.	1.1818	0.03468	165	139	22	4
1419	Maybe he just slipped off?	1.1818	0.03015	198	165	30	3
1420	Doghole, not wormhole, Rover.	1.1818	0.03379	154	128	24	2
1421	Well, I guess it's because we were howling at it for so long...it just exploded!	1.1818	0.03675	165	141	18	6
1422	Now that's something to howl about	1.1818	0.03209	187	157	26	4
1423	Ooooo! O,O,Ooooo!	1.1818	0.03737	154	131	18	5
1424	what's our purpose now?	1.1818	0.03503	154	129	22	3
1425	Now you've done it. I said give me a howl, not a hole!	1.1818	0.03427	176	149	22	5
1426	Okay, quantum physics aside, what if it’s not a hole. What if it’s a ball?	1.1818	0.03958	154	133	14	7
1427	You go first.	1.1813	0.03442	182	155	21	6
1428	Look! Alpo Centauri!	1.1813	0.03681	171	147	17	7
1429	They said it was a solution to the howling.	1.1813	0.03863	171	149	13	9
1430	It's the eyeball of somethin' big, I'm tellin' ya....	1.1812	0.03532	160	135	21	4
1431	If you look right in the middle, you can see Uranus.	1.1812	0.03816	149	127	17	5
1432	Yes, I miss howling, but I'm mastering scat.	1.1812	0.03881	138	117	17	4
1433	That’’s where this thing they used to call Earth was located.	1.1808	0.03314	177	149	24	4
1434	How can we howl when we can't see the moon?	1.1808	0.03593	177	152	18	7
1435	Yes it could be a giant chocolate donut but sadly it’s probably a peek at the existential void	1.1808	0.03767	177	154	14	9
1436	Should I howl or not?	1.1807	0.03341	166	139	24	3
1437	I think we drank too much Moonshine.	1.1807	0.03753	166	143	16	7
1438	I think it is a black hole and not a planet because I feel strangely compelled to throw a bone in there and cover it up.	1.1807	0.03849	166	144	14	8
1439	It’s howling at us!	1.1807	0.03553	166	141	20	5
1440	It's like a hole in the sky. A black hole.	1.1807	0.03553	166	141	20	5
1441	Wow, even the moon is feeling this energy crisis.	1.1807	0.03654	166	142	18	6
1442	I call it a "Black Howl"	1.1807	0.03654	166	142	18	6
1443	Always thought it was overrated, to be honest. Plus, no more werewolves, which is nice.	1.1807	0.03654	166	142	18	6
1444	I swear it was there two weeks ago.	1.1807	0.03341	166	139	24	3
1445	No, I'm Canis Major, the big dog, and you're Canis Minor, the little dog.	1.1807	0.03553	166	141	20	5
1446	I could really dig that hole as an astronaut ... a dog can dream	1.1807	0.03230	166	138	26	2
1447	They say it’s the Dog Star but it looks like an empty feed bowl to me.	1.1806	0.03600	155	131	20	4
1448	It’s the ultimate fetch.	1.1806	0.04039	155	135	12	8
1449	...another rolling blackout...	1.1806	0.03826	155	133	16	6
1450	That’s the only hole I’ve seen but haven’t sniffed yet	1.1806	0.03715	155	132	18	5
1451	It ain’t the same. Howling at an eclipse.	1.1806	0.04022	144	124	14	6
1452	Frankly, I always found Pink Floyd pretentious and overrated.	1.1802	0.03567	172	147	19	6
1453	Just when I get my howl perfected, this happens.	1.1802	0.03370	172	145	23	4
1454	Perhaps we should howl at it.	1.1802	0.03470	172	146	21	5
1455	Someday we will go to that big Dog House in the sky	1.1802	0.03370	172	145	23	4
1456	What's next--they neuter us?	1.1801	0.03400	161	135	23	3
1457	Do you ever feel as if we're all howling over nothing?	1.1801	0.03727	161	138	17	6
1458	I begged you not to sing.	1.1801	0.03400	161	135	23	3
1459	With howling out, now what ?	1.1800	0.03548	150	126	21	3
1460	That’s okay. I have a bit of a sore throat anyway.	1.1799	0.04241	139	121	11	7
1461	Do you think our howls were too piercing?	1.1798	0.03297	178	150	24	4
1462	You howled too loud.	1.1798	0.03297	178	150	24	4
1463	They call it a black hole, but I like to think of it as marrow at the center of a bone.	1.1796	0.03634	167	143	18	6
1464	Must be a power failure!	1.1796	0.03533	167	142	20	5
1465	Should we be baying at that thing?	1.1796	0.03213	167	139	26	2
1466	I bet you could learn the secrets of the universe if you could get close enough to sniff that.	1.1796	0.03430	167	141	22	4
1467	Mom told you she loves you to the moon and back,eh?	1.1796	0.03533	167	142	20	5
1468	I can’t put my paw on it. I just don’t feel like howling tonight.	1.1796	0.03323	167	140	24	3
1469	I don't feel like howling either. Let's just talk.	1.1796	0.03533	167	142	20	5
1470	Maybe now we can have a real conversation	1.1796	0.03533	167	142	20	5
1471	Well, this could explain my lack of motivation lately.	1.1795	0.03579	156	132	20	4
1472	it doesn't mean there's nothing there, only that there is so much we can't see it	1.1795	0.03693	156	133	18	5
1473	Black hole or new moon? I dunno, it's all black & white to me.	1.1795	0.03579	156	132	20	4
1474	Look at the stars. See their beauty. And in that beauty, see that doughnut we weren't allowed eat (Louis Narushima-Johnson, 13)	1.1795	0.03693	156	133	18	5
1475	It’s nothing to sniff at.	1.1795	0.03579	156	132	20	4
1476	Of course it's serious.	1.1795	0.03693	156	133	18	5
1477	Legend has it that billions of lost tennis balls have slipped into that hole.	1.1793	0.03319	184	156	23	5
1478	I swear it was just here.	1.1793	0.03996	145	125	14	6
1479	Wow. Look at all the colors!	1.1793	0.03748	145	123	18	4
1480	Maybe we should bark at it.	1.1793	0.03996	145	125	14	6
1481	I heard in there you can run forever.	1.1792	0.03353	173	146	23	4
1482	You…you think we were a little too loud?	1.1792	0.03547	173	148	19	6
1483	Howling at it just hasn’t felt the same since the apocalypse.	1.1792	0.03547	173	148	19	6
1484	Well...It's not like there's nothing else to howl over.	1.1792	0.03251	173	145	25	3
1485	How do we sniff it?	1.1790	0.03381	162	136	23	3
1486	I can’t howl at a black hole.	1.1790	0.03381	162	136	23	3
1487	That must be the 'bad dog' look.	1.1790	0.03600	162	138	19	5
1488	'We've either stumbled upon an unexplained mystery of the Universe, or those eye drops aren't doing diddly.'	1.1790	0.03600	162	138	19	5
1489	Ooops! The Dog Star is missing from our sky tonight!	1.1789	0.03163	190	160	26	4
1490	When it comes closer we can sniff it and tell what it is.	1.1788	0.03650	151	128	19	4
1491	Cows! Who would've thunk?	1.1788	0.03399	151	126	23	2
1492	supply chain issues	1.1788	0.03399	151	126	23	2
1493	I don’t know whether to howl or whimper.	1.1788	0.03399	151	126	23	2
1494	I could tell you a lot more if I could sniff that.	1.1788	0.03374	179	152	22	5
1495	I've heard of "black holes", but I always thought it was something I dug up in the back yard.	1.1786	0.03514	168	143	20	5
1496	What have they gone and done this time?	1.1786	0.03711	168	145	16	7
1497	Betcha I can too jump through it!	1.1786	0.03961	140	120	15	5
1498	I knew I was tone deaf, but I really didn't expect it to shatter.	1.1786	0.03411	168	142	22	4
1499	Is it under the couch?	1.1786	0.03711	168	145	16	7
1500	I don't know about you, but I'm not howling at that moon!	1.1784	0.03390	185	158	21	6
1501	These New Yorker cartoonists are really lacking inspiration	1.1783	0.03991	157	137	12	8
1502	I’m not sure whether to howl or cry.	1.1783	0.03195	157	130	26	1
1503	It's the cosmic dog door.	1.1783	0.03671	157	134	18	5
1504	Don’t tell Aaron Rogers	1.1783	0.03441	157	132	22	3
1505	“but even if you could fetch it at the speed of light, by the time you got back every stuffed animal you ever loved would be dead. That’s relativity.”	1.1783	0.03887	157	136	14	7
1506	I guess our howling scared it away.	1.1782	0.03433	174	148	21	5
1507	It's not nothing. It's like the hole in a bagel.	1.1782	0.03621	174	150	17	7
1508	I heard they found bones on Mars.	1.1781	0.03725	146	124	18	4
1509	No, you can't sniff it.	1.1781	0.03849	146	125	16	5
1510	That's not a moon dog.	1.1779	0.03472	163	138	21	4
1511	We finally scared it away.	1.1779	0.03362	163	137	23	3
1512	There are thousands of fire hydrants up there.	1.1779	0.03684	163	140	17	6
1513	Don’t be sad. Looks like granddad’s having a great time.	1.1779	0.03247	163	136	25	2
1514	You say hole,I say doorway.	1.1779	0.03580	163	139	19	5
1515	Siriusly, it's a black hole.	1.1779	0.03684	163	140	17	6
1516	The hoops are getting harder and harder to jump through.	1.1779	0.03472	163	138	21	4
1517	I'm not sure what we're supposed to bark at.	1.1779	0.03247	163	136	25	2
1518	So, "Fetch" he says. Do you believe that?	1.1778	0.03357	180	153	22	5
1519	I used to be able to bay at the moon. Another pleasure gone.	1.1778	0.03263	180	152	24	4
1520	It’s where the great dog spirit sniffs.	1.1776	0.03628	152	129	19	4
1521	So that’s where they threw the ball.	1.1776	0.03860	152	131	15	6
1522	This totally reminds me of the time we chased that ocelot.	1.1776	0.03379	152	127	23	2
1523	Dog, if you're listening, that's the best dogdamn hole I've ever seen.	1.1776	0.03505	152	128	21	3
1524	I told you that black holes are not just theoretical.	1.1776	0.03972	152	132	13	7
1525	Typically, they aren't looking for life that looks like us.	1.1776	0.03628	152	129	19	4
1526	If a dog howls at the moon but no moon is around to hear it, are we making a sound?	1.1776	0.04080	152	133	11	8
1527	I'll bet 3 treats that I can get my head and whole body through that hole.	1.1775	0.03691	169	146	16	7
1528	How do you howl at a black hole?	1.1775	0.03495	169	144	20	5
1529	Maybe we bayed too long.	1.1775	0.03392	169	143	22	4
1530	If you howl into it, it howls back into you.	1.1775	0.03785	169	147	14	8
1531	this one is going to be hard to fetch.	1.1775	0.03495	169	144	20	5
1532	I wouldn’t sniff that hole.	1.1774	0.03373	186	159	21	6
1533	I'm afraid... From right here you cant' see the whole sky... Look that black Hole...	1.1773	0.04062	141	122	13	6
1534	I guess they’re not theoretical.	1.1772	0.03649	158	135	18	5
1535	We are all chasing that great black ball in the sky, one day we all catch it.	1.1771	0.03510	175	150	19	6
1536	I bet that one smells amazing!	1.1771	0.03317	175	148	23	4
1537	Star night, star bright, first star I don't see tonight.	1.1771	0.03415	175	149	21	5
1538	I think the issue is Sirius.	1.1771	0.03383	192	165	20	7
1539	Why does nature abhor a vacuum that doesn't make noise?	1.1769	0.03701	147	125	18	4
1540	Looks like there's nothing to howl at tonight.	1.1769	0.03302	147	122	24	1
1541	It's nothing to howl at !	1.1768	0.03560	164	140	19	5
1542	He howled and the he was gone.	1.1768	0.03453	164	139	21	4
1543	It must be very far away....I can't smell it.	1.1768	0.03560	164	140	19	5
1544	Well, so much for baying.	1.1768	0.03343	164	138	23	3
1545	Oh no! The moon! We shall howl no more…	1.1768	0.03663	164	141	17	6
1546	I think that’s the gaping hole our humans say happens, after we leave them on earth.	1.1768	0.03663	164	141	17	6
1547	Maybe we howled too much.	1.1768	0.03247	181	153	24	4
1548	Howling at the Hole doesn't work for me.	1.1765	0.03670	170	147	16	7
1549	Seems like a lost opportunity.	1.1765	0.03161	170	142	26	2
1550	Oh, great. Now what are we supposed to howl at?	1.1765	0.03837	153	132	15	6
1551	So that's where that huge sucking sound is coming from.	1.1765	0.03359	153	128	23	2
1552	That's where all of our tennis balls disappear.	1.1765	0.03476	170	145	20	5
1553	‘ I think they are trying to moon us,	1.1765	0.03269	187	159	23	5
1554	There's 'Fetch' and then there's 'No way.'	1.1765	0.03574	170	146	18	6
1555	Just another hoop to jump through someday I guess.	1.1765	0.03484	153	129	21	3
1556	Hey Butch, you finally scared the man away.	1.1765	0.03374	170	144	22	4
1557	I've got just the right word for it and it's "Wow!"	1.1765	0.03683	187	164	13	10
1558	Ah,the doggy door to heaven!	1.1765	0.03837	153	132	15	6
1559	Maybe she just needs more space.	1.1762	0.03203	193	164	24	5
1560	Reminds me of my 20s.	1.1761	0.03491	176	151	19	6
1561	It’s consuming everything around it. We call it “The Baby.”	1.1761	0.03397	176	150	21	5
1562	Are we supposed to howl now?	1.1761	0.03841	159	138	14	7
1563	You're right. I am color-blind, and it might be a dark-blue hole.	1.1761	0.03517	159	135	20	4
1564	Faced with the infinite beauty and inspiring mystery of the universe, and the only thing you can focus on is the void? I think you really are coming to resemble your owner.	1.1761	0.03944	159	139	12	8
1565	Where’d the space cloud go?	1.1761	0.03505	142	119	21	2
1566	Can't get close enough to give it a good sniff	1.1758	0.03643	165	142	17	6
1567	What kind of mushrooms did you say they were again?	1.1758	0.03434	165	140	21	4
1568	Where'd the big tennis ball go?	1.1757	0.03551	148	125	20	3
1569	Don’t sniff that one.	1.1757	0.03920	148	128	14	6
1570	We could still howl, I suppose, but what would be the point?	1.1757	0.03678	148	126	18	4
1571	Global warming is effecting the solar system"	1.1754	0.03555	171	147	18	6
1572	I feel my barking is just a manifestation of latent existential dread or maybe I'm just missing my squeaky toy.	1.1754	0.03457	171	146	20	5
1573	I've names it Spot.	1.1754	0.03457	171	146	20	5
1574	One less ball to chase…	1.1754	0.03144	171	143	26	2
1575	Great place to bury a bone.	1.1753	0.03464	154	130	21	3
1576	Looks like someone finally caught the big tennis ball in the sky.	1.1753	0.03584	154	131	19	4
1577	Somebody is really trying to shut us up!	1.1753	0.03814	154	133	15	6
1578	That's where all the bones go.	1.1753	0.03339	154	129	23	2
1579	I saw something similar yesterday when I met Hank, the Dalmatian from down the street.	1.1750	0.03382	160	135	22	3
1580	Well so much for that!	1.1750	0.03607	160	137	18	5
1581	D2 = (-33.4 – (-35.0))2 + (-39.8 – (12.7)2 so D = 52 million light years;	1.1748	0.04362	143	127	7	9
1582	But what’s on the other side?	1.1748	0.03621	143	121	19	3
1583	That is what astrophysicists call a "Black Hole"	1.1747	0.03306	166	140	23	3
1584	If we're supposed to jump through that, I'm out of here!	1.1747	0.03622	166	143	17	6
1585	I bet it's full of bacon!	1.1747	0.03306	166	140	23	3
1586	Fetch can be a dangerous game, Fluffers. If the tennis ball is thrown too hard, it can poke a hole in the fabric of the universe.	1.1745	0.03777	149	128	16	5
1587	Total eclipse of the bark	1.1745	0.03655	149	127	18	4
1588	You howled at it too hard.	1.1744	0.03536	172	148	18	6
1589	Guess we can howl at the hole!	1.1744	0.03234	172	145	24	3
1590	That must be where all of our tennis balls have disappeared to.	1.1744	0.03234	172	145	24	3
1591	I betting this is the work of some cat.	1.1742	0.03443	155	131	21	3
1592	I’m not going to sniff it, you sniff it.	1.1742	0.03319	155	130	23	2
1593	It's a black hole - scents can't even escape its gravity	1.1742	0.03791	155	134	15	6
1594	I howled at the moon and the next thing I knew...	1.1742	0.03563	155	132	19	4
1595	I'm telling you he lives up there, he's just like us, and his name is Sirius.	1.1742	0.03678	155	133	17	5
1596	Each one has at least 18 cities, each city has at least 8,457 fire hydrants, that means there is over 238 hydrants to pee on... My friend, the opportunities in this universe are endless.	1.1742	0.03720	178	156	13	9
1597	What excuse can I use for howling now?	1.1742	0.03455	178	153	19	6
1598	Can you smell that!!?	1.1739	0.03476	161	137	20	4
1599	My art book says it's called negative space.	1.1739	0.03586	161	138	18	5
1600	Is there anybody out there?	1.1739	0.03476	161	137	20	4
1601	Yup, the universe is just one big sugar powdered donut.	1.1739	0.03476	161	137	20	4
1602	They say it’s a black hole, but I think it’s just a Frisbee.	1.1739	0.03586	161	138	18	5
1603	So that’s where all our barks go.	1.1739	0.03693	161	139	16	6
1604	Howling is useless.	1.1739	0.03586	161	138	18	5
1605	This S@#t comes on threes Trump as President, a the pandemic and now this!	1.1739	0.03465	184	159	18	7
1606	Rex claims he dug that hole.	1.1739	0.03586	161	138	18	5
1607	If only we could dig a hole that big.	1.1739	0.03586	161	138	18	5
1608	No, I don't think this is worth baying at tonight.	1.1739	0.03586	161	138	18	5
1609	Wow, it looks like the big water dish in the sky.	1.1739	0.03693	161	139	16	6
1610	That’s the dead spot in the galaxy where Pluto went to the bathroom	1.1739	0.03363	161	136	22	3
1611	You’ve got talent- I’ve been doing this all my life but I never made it disappear!	1.1737	0.03500	167	143	19	5
1612	...and that's where Elon Musk is from.	1.1737	0.03500	167	143	19	5
1613	I told you I'd make it disappear if you didn't stop howling.	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
1614	Doctor, is this really just a sign of macular degeneration or is it just another human theory of the universe?	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
1615	Nah, we’ll be blamed for it.	1.1736	0.03317	144	120	23	1
1616	It's just a black tennis ball with a large gravity field.	1.1736	0.03461	144	121	21	2
1617	We turn into wolves every full moon. Not sure how this will affect that rule.	1.1736	0.03598	144	122	19	3
1618	Who fetched the moon?”	1.1734	0.03517	173	149	18	6
1619	He threw the bone down there.	1.1734	0.03420	173	148	20	5
1620	Believe it or not, it’s where we all came from.	1.1734	0.03420	173	148	20	5
1621	Generations of us howling at the moon finally scared it away.	1.1734	0.03703	173	151	14	8
1622	New moons make for a quiet night……	1.1733	0.03633	150	128	18	4
1623	Great. Congratulations. Your "black howl" worked.	1.1733	0.03985	150	131	12	7
1624	Howling at the dark side of the moon takes me back to my 1970s obedience class days...	1.1733	0.03754	150	129	16	5
1625	Whaddaya say we take a few naps and come back tomorrow?"	1.1733	0.03633	150	128	18	4
1626	This kind of thing would drive my master nuts.	1.1732	0.03437	179	154	19	6
1627	Sniff it and see if it’s friendly.	1.1731	0.03656	156	134	17	5
1628	That's nothing. You should see the hole in my soul.	1.1731	0.03768	156	135	15	6
1629	Either that’s an eclipse, or your howling just got a lot more effective.	1.1731	0.03541	156	133	19	4
1630	All that howling at the moon finally scared it off.	1.1731	0.03768	156	135	15	6
1631	Howling at a "black hole" just isn't the same.	1.1731	0.03656	156	134	17	5
1632	Did you forget to pay our Moon subscription this month?	1.1731	0.03423	156	132	21	3
1633	It’s really moldy. I’d still eat it.	1.1728	0.03227	162	136	24	2
1634	I don't know. I was just barking like normal, and then this?	1.1728	0.03566	162	139	18	5
1635	If you fetched that, you'd be a REALLY good boy.	1.1728	0.03566	162	139	18	5
1636	Take my advice don’t jump through that hole!!!	1.1728	0.03672	162	140	16	6
1637	I hear if you bark at it long enough, it starts barking back at you.	1.1727	0.03527	139	117	20	2
1638	Look, a window into doggy heaven.	1.1726	0.03582	168	145	17	6
1639	Darling, is this what they mean by afterglow?	1.1726	0.03159	168	141	25	2
1640	Howling at a black hole is just not as fun.	1.1726	0.03270	168	142	23	3
1641	I told you not to use that new howl!	1.1724	0.03401	174	149	20	5
1642	If you stay still you'll feel the suction!	1.1724	0.03707	145	124	17	4
1643	Dude, that is some great dog-breath!	1.1724	0.03834	145	125	15	5
1644	The whole howling-at-the-moon thing was always overrated.	1.1724	0.03296	145	121	23	1
1645	Do you see what I see?	1.1724	0.03498	174	150	18	6
1646	It’s a Black Holadoodle!	1.1724	0.03498	174	150	18	6
1647	All your howling finally scared her off, eh?	1.1722	0.03486	151	128	20	3
1648	No more baying at the moon.	1.1722	0.03610	151	129	18	4
1649	Should we tell our humans we’re the ones who dug it?	1.1722	0.03731	151	130	16	5
1650	I was only howling, and it ran away.	1.1722	0.03610	151	129	18	4
1651	Our dog days are over.	1.1722	0.03847	151	131	14	6
1652	Howling just doesn’t feel right anymore.	1.1720	0.03345	186	160	20	6
1653	It sure looks like a black hole.	1.1720	0.03403	157	133	21	3
1654	I think it's the doggy door to heaven,	1.1720	0.03853	157	137	13	7
1655	WTF is that?	1.1720	0.03521	157	134	19	4
1656	We are so lucky to lack the ability to think abstractly!	1.1720	0.03521	157	134	19	4
1657	Howling at the black hole just doesn't have the same cachet.	1.1720	0.03521	157	134	19	4
1658	If only we were close enough to sniff it...	1.1720	0.03403	157	133	21	3
1659	Sure, I miss it too, but to be honest, I’ve always just been howling into the void.	1.1720	0.03853	157	137	13	7
1660	So this Einstein guy,did he say anything about what it smelled like?	1.1720	0.03745	157	136	15	6
1661	D’ya suppose there are still treats, beyond the event-horizon?	1.1720	0.03635	157	135	17	5
1662	Kinda makes ya feel like a chihuahua.	1.1718	0.03545	163	140	18	5
1663	You jump through it. I'm right behind you.	1.1718	0.03753	163	142	14	7
1664	No pup, it cannot be sniffed.	1.1718	0.03545	163	140	18	5
1665	I hate total eclipses.	1.1718	0.03089	163	136	26	1
1666	Climate change	1.1718	0.03437	163	139	20	4
1667	Never mind, Junior, let’s just howl!	1.1718	0.03209	163	137	24	2
1668	Sirius. Doggie door.	1.1718	0.03325	163	138	22	3
1669	Don't look at me. I didn't do it.	1.1716	0.03749	134	114	17	3
1670	we live in the moment… nothing to worry about	1.1716	0.03462	169	145	19	5
1671	That must be the dark side of the moon. Let's howl at it anyway !!!	1.1716	0.03562	169	146	17	6
1672	I think that's where your last ball ended up	1.1714	0.03285	175	149	22	4
1673	Your bark IS worst than your bite.	1.1714	0.03479	175	151	18	6
1674	Must be the Starlink dead zone over the Russian fleet	1.1714	0.03785	140	120	16	4
1675	What did Trump do now?	1.1713	0.03490	181	157	17	7
1676	Sirius-ly,Frank. I think the cats have finally finished us all.	1.1712	0.03553	146	124	19	3
1677	That must be where the cow jumped through!	1.1712	0.04050	146	128	11	7
1678	I would call that a ‘dark navy’ Moon	1.1712	0.03683	146	125	17	4
1679	What do we do now?	1.1711	0.03708	152	131	16	5
1680	Really dark matter there	1.1711	0.03465	152	129	20	3
1681	Howling at a hole in the sky? One hand clapping.	1.1711	0.03465	152	129	20	3
1682	I know it's a galaxy portal...but all I really see is the bottom of the dogfood can.	1.1711	0.03708	152	131	16	5
1683	Does this mean I’m NOT the center of their universe?	1.1711	0.03708	152	131	16	5
1684	Ever look at the night sky and wonder where you buried your bone?	1.1709	0.03383	158	134	21	3
1685	definitely a dog biscuit	1.1709	0.03261	158	133	23	2
1686	I don’t think we’ll ever see that ball again.	1.1709	0.03500	158	135	19	4
1687	Howling at a black hole doesn’t compare to howling at the moon.	1.1709	0.03723	158	137	15	6
1688	I told you not to howl at the moon.	1.1707	0.03306	164	139	22	3
1689	He’ll be back.	1.1707	0.03417	164	140	20	4
1690	I think we scared it away for good!	1.1707	0.03731	164	143	14	7
1691	Don't worry, she'll throw it.	1.1707	0.03731	164	143	14	7
1692	All that howling finally paid off!	1.1706	0.03443	170	146	19	5
1693	I say its dark matter and to hell with it.	1.1705	0.03366	176	151	20	5
1694	I know a dog who jumped through that hole. He turned back into a puppy and had to be paper trained all over again.	1.1703	0.03384	182	157	19	6
1695	Watch, we'll get blamed for this.	1.1702	0.03760	141	121	16	4
1696	No out of office message, nothing.	1.1702	0.03623	141	120	18	3
1697	It reminds me of my empty food bowl.	1.1701	0.04138	147	130	9	8
1698	Why toss a disc no dog can chase?	1.1701	0.03660	147	126	17	4
1699	I guess that howling wasn't a waste of time after all.	1.1701	0.03396	147	124	21	2
1700	Did you hide it under the sofa??	1.1701	0.03530	147	125	19	3
1701	when you howl long at the abyss, the abyss also howls at you	1.1699	0.03685	153	132	16	5
1702	I told you not to howl at the moon. Now look what you’ve done!	1.1699	0.03685	153	132	16	5
1703	One can of food says I can make that jump. Who you kidding. You will never fit through that small of an opening.	1.1698	0.03480	159	136	19	4
1704	It's a dog eat dog universe out there.	1.1698	0.03480	159	136	19	4
1705	Do you think our howling caused that hole in the sky??	1.1698	0.03592	159	137	17	5
1706	It was woke	1.1698	0.03592	159	137	17	5
1707	Did you hear about the potential that anal bleaching might cause cancer?	1.1698	0.03910	159	140	11	8
1708	So that's a Black Hole	1.1698	0.03363	159	135	21	3
1709	The empty dish, scattered kibble? They call it the 'Big Bag Theory.'	1.1698	0.03592	159	137	17	5
1710	Maybe we should cut back on the peyote.	1.1698	0.03807	159	139	13	7
1711	For some reason, I don't feel like howling.	1.1697	0.03505	165	142	18	5
1712	Well, guess we better go fetch.	1.1697	0.03505	165	142	18	5
1713	Now we bark the once-a-month "Come Hither" bark.	1.1697	0.03173	165	139	24	2
1714	He threw my stick past the event horizon.	1.1697	0.03173	165	139	24	2
1715	You've dug one deep, dark hole!	1.1697	0.03808	165	145	12	8
1716	They say on a still night you can sniff it.	1.1697	0.03398	165	141	20	4
1717	That sure put a stop to our howling.	1.1697	0.02931	165	137	28	0
1718	The snow is really trippy around here, man...	1.1697	0.03173	165	139	24	2
1719	I knew it! Somebody finally ate the whole cheese ball!	1.1696	0.03619	171	149	15	7
1720	We howled too hard!	1.1696	0.03424	171	147	19	5
1721	I think it is where all the tossed balls end up.	1.1696	0.03523	171	148	17	6
1722	I miss the night’s sky before Millenials harvested all the Moonlighting	1.1696	0.03217	171	145	23	3
1723	Maybe there's more to it, but it looks an awful lot like a tennis ball to me.	1.1694	0.03382	124	103	21	0
1724	I don't know whether to howl or bark.	1.1691	0.03843	136	117	15	4
1725	I guess this means we’re finished howling at the moon.	1.1690	0.03600	142	121	18	3
1726	That's where Spot went.	1.1690	0.03458	142	120	20	2
1727	No matter how far I run, I can’t seem to get close enough to sniff it.	1.1690	0.03736	142	122	16	4
1728	I swear it was right here just a few weeks ago.	1.1689	0.03637	148	127	17	4
1729	They say it's a portal to an alternate universe where the dogs are in charge and the people sleep at the bottom of the bed.	1.1689	0.03761	148	128	15	5
1730	Don't you just want to sniff it?	1.1689	0.03637	148	127	17	4
1731	Howling at the hole just ain't the same.	1.1688	0.03545	154	132	18	4
1732	Nah. That black hole was dug by Canis the Major not Minor.	1.1688	0.03663	154	133	16	5
1733	How'll we spend our nights now?	1.1688	0.03423	154	131	20	3
1734	Billy, I don't think they're coming back	1.1688	0.03423	154	131	20	3
1735	Do you ever feel like there's more to life than throwing up and then eating that throw up?	1.1688	0.03888	154	135	12	7
1736	Your Uncle Bo was always into extreme sports, despite our warnings. He insisted on fetching that big black ball on a night just like tonight, and that was the last we ever saw of him.	1.1688	0.03777	154	134	14	6
1737	How long have we been waiting for the man in the sky to throw the ball to back to us?	1.1688	0.03777	154	134	14	6
1738	I told you that if you kept howling and the moon, it would go away.	1.1687	0.03785	160	140	13	7
1739	So that's where the Frisbee went.	1.1687	0.03571	160	138	17	5
1740	Great kick.	1.1687	0.03344	160	136	21	3
1741	Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life?	1.1687	0.03785	160	140	13	7
1742	What is there to howl about?”	1.1687	0.03224	160	135	23	2
1743	Told ya to quit howlin’ at the moon.	1.1687	0.03680	160	139	15	6
1744	I honestly don’t know what this bodes. I hope it bodes well. But I fear it may not. In any event, arf! Arf! Arooo.	1.1687	0.04085	160	143	7	10
1745	Uh-oh, we did it this time.	1.1687	0.03689	166	145	14	7
1746	There's no moon...what do we do now?	1.1687	0.03689	166	145	14	7
1747	Now we can’t howl!	1.1687	0.03379	166	142	20	4
1748	To bay or not to bay...	1.1686	0.03873	172	153	9	10
1749	Ball” “Where?	1.1685	0.03330	178	153	20	5
1750	This is a whole new ballgame	1.1679	0.03816	137	118	15	4
1751	I guess all that howling scared it away.	1.1678	0.03712	143	123	16	4
1752	Howling at the dark side seems pointless.	1.1678	0.03712	143	123	16	4
1753	Alas, to dream, to dream, of yet one chance to sniff the butt hole of the heavens.	1.1678	0.03576	143	122	18	3
1754	I kinda wanna sniff it.	1.1678	0.03436	143	121	20	2
1755	I'm not howling at that.	1.1678	0.03576	143	122	18	3
1756	They say it's filled with missing measuring tapes, solitary socks and favorite squeeky toys.	1.1678	0.04209	143	127	8	8
1757	Ok, we’ll give it five more minutes.	1.1678	0.03968	143	125	12	6
1758	Ixnay on the owlinghay.	1.1678	0.03857	149	130	13	6
1759	Sometimes I feel that I'm howling at nothing.	1.1678	0.03738	149	129	15	5
1760	I think it had to close due to a lack of employees.	1.1678	0.03614	149	128	17	4
1761	Howling at the black hole just doesn’t have the same ring to it.	1.1678	0.03486	149	127	19	3
1762	Ever since the moon vanished, howling’s been ruff!	1.1678	0.03216	149	125	23	1
1763	The Universe will go to great lengths to silence us.	1.1678	0.03486	149	127	19	3
1764	C'mon Floyd, its your turn to howl at the dark side of the moon.	1.1678	0.03614	149	128	17	4
1765	If we were not meant to howl at the moon, it wouldn't be there.	1.1677	0.03524	155	133	18	4
1766	He probably just ran to the store.	1.1677	0.03147	155	130	24	1
1767	I see a black moon rising...	1.1677	0.03641	155	134	16	5
1768	Is that the hole universe?	1.1677	0.03524	155	133	18	4
1769	Finally, we get to see Canis Major	1.1677	0.03864	155	136	12	7
1770	You're my hole in the stars	1.1677	0.03524	155	133	18	4
1771	You always said you would jump through hoops for me. Well, go ahead.	1.1677	0.03439	161	138	19	4
1772	I told you not to bark so loud...	1.1677	0.03439	161	138	19	4
1773	It's just an eclipse, we will be howling in a few minutes.	1.1677	0.03325	161	137	21	3
1774	So, God eats from the inside of the bowl outwards.	1.1677	0.03658	161	140	15	6
1775	That's where earth used to be.	1.1677	0.03569	167	145	16	6
1776	Why don't I feel like howling?	1.1677	0.03251	167	142	22	3
1777	I guess he wasn’t our best friend after all.	1.1677	0.03466	167	144	18	5
1778	Reflected light or not, this doesn't bode well.	1.1677	0.03360	167	143	20	4
1779	I can always start jokes about the fabric of space-time. I just don't know how to continuum.	1.1677	0.03860	167	148	10	9
1780	Is that where the moon was?	1.1677	0.03569	167	145	16	6
1781	Wow! Who dug that hole!?	1.1677	0.03569	167	145	16	6
1782	I told you all that howling would pay off.	1.1676	0.03286	173	148	21	4
1783	Do you ever wonder what it smells like?	1.1676	0.03015	179	151	26	2
1784	E pur si muove	1.1676	0.03313	179	154	20	5
1785	It's a lightning bug blackout.	1.1667	0.03447	168	145	18	5
1786	It's a collar.	1.1667	0.03833	150	131	13	6
1787	Should we howl at it?	1.1667	0.03553	144	123	18	3
1788	Sorry, but I just can't howl at this."	1.1667	0.03731	156	136	14	6
1789	I simply refuse to howl at a hole.	1.1667	0.03744	168	148	12	8
1790	They call it a black howl	1.1667	0.03592	150	129	17	4
1791	That is our escape window to the planet of talking dogs.	1.1667	0.03342	168	144	20	4
1792	I wish I had a bone to bury.	1.1667	0.03333	150	127	21	2
1793	My human kept cutting slices of Wendy's new Nigella Seed Burger shouting "Where's the beef?" I didn't have the heart to tell him I ate the hole thing."	1.1667	0.03561	174	152	15	7
1794	The dog star? Siriusly?	1.1667	0.03102	180	153	24	3
1795	Orion’s Bowl	1.1667	0.03503	156	134	18	4
1796	It’s called a black hole. No, it’s nothing you did so you won’t be punished for it.	1.1667	0.03402	186	162	17	7
1797	It's called a "black hole." Only dogs can see it.	1.1667	0.03714	150	130	15	5
1798	It's like looking into the food bowl in the afternoon.	1.1667	0.03530	162	140	17	5
1799	Carl Sagan was an idiot.	1.1667	0.03714	150	130	15	5
1800	They say it's a place where fetch is not possible.	1.1667	0.03619	156	135	16	5
1801	Can you imagine the size of the dog that dug that?!	1.1667	0.03258	156	132	22	2
1802	My howls feel so empty tonight.	1.1667	0.03503	156	134	18	4
1803	I promise, lots of them are way cool . . .lots of dogs and stuff.	1.1667	0.03188	162	137	23	2
1804	Maybe we need to rethink this whole 'howling at the moon' thing.	1.1667	0.03714	150	130	15	5
1805	Censorship!	1.1667	0.03592	150	129	17	4
1806	Great, now at what should we howl to?!	1.1667	0.03420	162	139	19	4
1807	Not funny, God.	1.1667	0.03466	174	151	17	6
1808	It only eats stars so we should be OK.	1.1667	0.03637	162	141	15	6
1809	We could chase it but we wouldn’t be home for dinner.	1.1667	0.03501	138	117	19	2
1810	I'll never sing again!	1.1667	0.03306	162	138	21	3
1811	No,I don’t want to sniff it. I want to ponder its existence.	1.1667	0.03530	162	140	17	5
1812	We'll have to howl at the news instead	1.1667	0.04188	132	116	10	6
1813	Now, if only Lassie were here, she'd be able to explain this.	1.1667	0.03503	156	134	18	4
1814	I dunno. I just howled and it was gone.	1.1667	0.03530	162	140	17	5
1815	I agree. That’s a special ball for a special kind of dog.	1.1667	0.03687	144	124	16	4
1816	You want the ball? Just say the word and I'll throw a leash around it and pull it down.	1.1667	0.04188	138	122	9	7
1817	Looks like a cosmic butt, to me!	1.1667	0.03306	162	138	21	3
1818	It's getting bigger. Should we be worried?	1.1667	0.03465	150	128	19	3
1819	Spot left us too soon	1.1667	0.03687	144	124	16	4
1820	I like the name "Spot," but this takes the cake.	1.1667	0.03817	144	125	14	5
1821	I blacked out and when I woke up it was right there	1.1667	0.03342	168	144	20	4
1822	They shoulda never let mice become astronauts.	1.1667	0.03383	156	133	20	3
1823	That constellation is my favorite. We call it the Sky Ball.	1.1667	0.03791	138	119	15	4
1824	The void is when humans want us to go outside and pee.	1.1667	0.03233	168	143	22	3
1825	No. Don't fall for it. She just wants us to jump through hoops for a treat.	1.1667	0.03121	168	142	24	2
1826	I guess we're not howling at the moon tonight.	1.1667	0.03553	144	123	18	3
1827	Oh oh, I think we broke it	1.1667	0.03383	156	133	20	3
1828	And to think... this morning I drank water from a toilet.	1.1667	0.03549	168	146	16	6
1829	It's not like chewing a hole in the sofa. What are the chances God doesn't notice?	1.1667	0.03687	144	124	16	4
1830	How about we both howl and see if it lights up.	1.1667	0.03479	180	157	16	7
1831	Abrakalabrador...I made the Dog Star Sirius disappear!	1.1667	0.03503	156	134	18	4
1832	We really need a baritone	1.1667	0.03619	156	135	16	5
1833	You go howl at the black hole...I only howl at the moon	1.1657	0.03184	181	155	22	4
1834	See that? Symbolic of the black hole in my heart everyday when my people leave for a thing they call work.	1.1657	0.03542	175	153	15	7
1835	Looks like that "Black Hole" they're always talking about.	1.1657	0.03529	169	147	16	6
1836	The Adventures of Spike and Buddy Spike: "I'm telling you Buddy, the humans looked up, pointed right there, and said Dog Star!" Buddy: "Are you Sirius?"	1.1657	0.03628	169	148	14	7
1837	They had to cut the power...rolling black outs.	1.1657	0.03529	169	147	16	6
1838	Sheesh,what are we gonna do now?	1.1657	0.03324	169	145	20	4
1839	How are we supposed to howl at THAT?	1.1656	0.03510	163	141	17	5
1840	I know I've seen this before -- I just can't put my nose on it.	1.1656	0.03400	163	140	19	4
1841	It's temporary. I heard them talking about the dark of the moon.	1.1656	0.03287	163	139	21	3
1842	Mon raison d'etre! C'est mort!	1.1656	0.03170	163	138	23	2
1843	I see a bad moon arising.	1.1656	0.03510	163	141	17	5
1844	Woof! Thats an awfully big nose print on the window.	1.1656	0.03820	163	144	11	8
1845	Seems the hole in the ozone is worse than I thought.	1.1656	0.03400	163	140	19	4
1846	He probably only acted as if he'd thrown it.	1.1656	0.03170	163	138	23	2
1847	I's a dog door in the sky!	1.1656	0.03482	157	135	18	4
1848	That's weird. Don't you think?	1.1656	0.03482	157	135	18	4
1849	Did you pay the electric bill?	1.1656	0.03482	157	135	18	4
1850	Do we howl, or have an existential crisis?	1.1656	0.03709	157	137	14	6
1851	How can we howl to a black hole?!	1.1656	0.03363	157	134	20	3
1852	They say that is the doghouse for Sirius.	1.1656	0.03597	157	136	16	5
1853	I guess all that howling worked.	1.1656	0.03363	157	134	20	3
1854	Imagine being able to dig a hole that big.	1.1656	0.03482	157	135	18	4
1855	Is it getting bigger?"	1.1656	0.03363	157	134	20	3
1856	Do you think there are other planets where there are chewy toys and green grass to pee on?	1.1656	0.03570	151	130	17	4
1857	Are we all merely Chihuahuas beneath the infinite sky?	1.1656	0.03177	151	127	23	1
1858	That's the dog door.	1.1656	0.03691	151	131	15	5
1859	The black hole is 1,500 light years away but that's in dog years.	1.1656	0.03691	151	131	15	5
1860	Yup son, I’m sure that’s the bellybutton of the Universe.	1.1656	0.03691	151	131	15	5
1861	Bark at the moon	1.1656	0.03444	151	129	19	3
1862	We have officially arrived into...THE TWILIGHT ZONE!	1.1656	0.03570	151	130	17	4
1863	Looks like a black hole. Been diggin' again?	1.1656	0.03809	151	132	13	6
1864	I regret spending all of that money on a vocal coach.	1.1655	0.03664	145	125	16	4
1865	I got nothing.	1.1655	0.03531	145	124	18	3
1866	Well, that sucks.	1.1655	0.03664	145	125	16	4
1867	Rover: OK… so that means that our whole solar system….could be like…one tiny atom…in the fingernail of some other giant being. That means…that one tiny atom in my fingernail…could be... Sparky: could be one…tiny little universe	1.1655	0.04154	145	129	8	8
1868	We got some decent snacks for jumping through hoops in the backyard. What do you think we’ll get if we leap into another dimension?	1.1655	0.03664	145	125	16	4
1869	Frisbee!	1.1655	0.03392	145	123	20	2
1870	Wish I were a theoretical astrophysicist!	1.1655	0.03324	139	117	21	1
1871	No moon, no cow, forget laughing.	1.1655	0.03624	139	119	17	3
1872	I told you this would happen if we didn’t stop barking at it.	1.1655	0.03901	139	121	13	5
1873	Nothing good happens after midnight.	1.1655	0.03477	139	118	19	2
1874	Howlin’ at Uranus	1.1655	0.03765	139	120	15	4
1875	I wish Einstein was here.	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
1876	Now that it’s gone, I realize I loved it.	1.1654	0.03875	133	115	14	4
1877	See, I told you what would happen if we howled off-key!	1.1654	0.03875	133	115	14	4
1878	I seem to have lost my voice	1.1653	0.03953	121	104	14	3
1879	Suddenly there’s nothing to howl at.	1.1648	0.03132	176	150	23	3
1880	Planting a flag would've been cheaper than that buttload of India ink.	1.1648	0.03614	176	155	13	8
1881	Howling without a moon is an option.	1.1647	0.03409	170	147	18	5
1882	Is it an ellipse, a black hole, or a space where the Dog Star was?	1.1647	0.03305	170	146	20	4
1883	Now what'll we howl at?	1.1646	0.03381	164	141	19	4
1884	Imagine how big the bone is at the end of that hole.	1.1646	0.03698	164	144	13	7
1885	Siriusly,there is something missing.	1.1646	0.03595	164	143	15	6
1886	Alas, friend Fido, this Black Hole is nothing to sniff at.	1.1646	0.03343	158	135	20	3
1887	I hope this is truly once in a black moon.	1.1646	0.03687	158	138	14	6
1888	I like god’s use of white space	1.1646	0.03343	158	135	20	3
1889	They call that one The Big Ball.	1.1646	0.03461	158	136	18	4
1890	It’s crazy to think this is all billions + seven dog years ago.	1.1646	0.03687	158	138	14	6
1891	I think they’re getting ready to throw it!	1.1646	0.03795	158	139	12	7
1892	It doesn't smell right.	1.1645	0.03548	152	131	17	4
1893	For moons we howl. For black holes — we feel ennui.	1.1645	0.03548	152	131	17	4
1894	Smell that?	1.1645	0.03293	152	129	21	2
1895	Eclipse or not, I’m not going to laugh until I see the cow actually jump.	1.1645	0.03668	152	132	15	5
1896	That, son, is an Emptymoon.	1.1645	0.03423	152	130	19	3
1897	. . .and you never get your bone back.	1.1644	0.03508	146	125	18	3
1898	'I think that last bark scared them away"	1.1644	0.03508	146	125	18	3
1899	I don't think mercantilism is completely dead ... do you?	1.1644	0.03768	146	127	14	5
1900	Well…do you want to see Barbie again?	1.1643	0.03875	140	122	13	5
1901	Damn, it worked!	1.1643	0.03740	140	121	15	4
1902	Do we howl or growl?	1.1643	0.03454	140	119	19	2
1903	Don't get sucked in by this"	1.1643	0.03875	140	122	13	5
1904	We've lost our Muse.	1.1643	0.03600	140	120	17	3
1905	Don’t worry, Mom probably took it out to get washed. She’ll put it back.	1.1643	0.03600	140	120	17	3
1906	So, all that barking at the moon did something, but what?	1.1638	0.03217	177	152	21	4
1907	What do you think, should we howl?	1.1638	0.03411	177	154	17	6
1908	Should we howl? Maybe just whimper.	1.1637	0.03287	171	147	20	4
1909	Fetching.	1.1636	0.03134	165	140	23	2
1910	Well, it was supposed to be there!!	1.1636	0.03250	165	141	21	3
1911	That's a very dark moon	1.1636	0.03134	165	140	23	2
1912	Mythology has it that Rex the Great dug that big black hole.	1.1636	0.03470	165	143	17	5
1913	When I started barking at it,the cow started jumping over it. Then the darn thing just disappeared.	1.1635	0.03555	159	138	16	5
1914	If you can't eat it, I say don't worry about it.	1.1635	0.03772	159	140	12	7
1915	What do you think, howl or beg?	1.1634	0.03762	153	134	13	6
1916	Heard there was a vacuum in space. Guess the moon is afraid of it too.	1.1634	0.03646	153	133	15	5
1917	I don't know whether to howl or simply whine.	1.1634	0.03273	153	130	21	2
1918	I think our howling broke the moon	1.1634	0.03875	153	135	11	7
1919	I've sniffed many a black hole in my day, but the great hole remains unsniffed.	1.1634	0.03402	153	131	19	3
1920	Do you see anything?	1.1633	0.03617	147	127	16	4
1921	I have nothing to bay about this.	1.1633	0.03617	147	127	16	4
1922	It looks like CBS is going dark.	1.1633	0.03617	147	127	16	4
1923	I thought about jumping through, but the event horizon is a bit intimidating.	1.1633	0.03486	147	126	18	3
1924	let's hide before the cats blame it on us	1.1633	0.04100	147	131	8	8
1925	Big woof!	1.1631	0.03432	141	120	19	2
1926	Charlie, you jump first and I’ll follow!	1.1631	0.03281	141	119	21	1
1927	I’m not sure what’s wrong, but I bet the cat did it.	1.1631	0.03979	141	124	11	6
1928	So many balls up there and no one to throw them back to us.	1.1630	0.03821	135	117	14	4
1929	That may be the way to infinity but it reminds me of my doggie door.	1.1630	0.03963	135	118	12	5
1930	Wow, makes my pee stain on the carpet seem insignificant, doesn’t it?	1.1630	0.03821	135	117	14	4
1931	So what do we howl at now	1.1630	0.03191	135	113	22	0
1932	Looks like an early night tonight.....	1.1628	0.03615	129	110	17	2
1933	Howling at the black hole just isn't the same. I miss the moon.	1.1628	0.03372	172	149	18	5
1934	It's affecting my howling.	1.1627	0.03343	166	143	19	4
1935	Do you think there are intelligent life forms in the universe, or cats	1.1627	0.03343	166	143	19	4
1936	Ever wonder if there's someplace out there you don't have to leave it?	1.1625	0.03421	160	138	18	4
1937	What's made out of cheese?	1.1625	0.03644	160	140	14	6
1938	That there is Apollo's Collar	1.1625	0.03183	160	136	22	2
1939	There it is, clear as day! This is what we've been howling about night after night! Even though I'm horrified, don't you feel vindicated?	1.1625	0.03304	160	137	20	3
1940	You don’t think there’s cats up there- do you?	1.1625	0.03304	160	137	20	3
1941	Is that your Pink Floyd album?	1.1623	0.03624	154	134	15	5
1942	And one of them has been named after us!	1.1623	0.03624	154	134	15	5
1943	I wonder what comes after mammals?	1.1622	0.03329	148	126	20	2
1944	Sniff it to tell if the universe is alright.	1.1622	0.03329	148	126	20	2
1945	I swear... I didn't do it!	1.1622	0.03594	148	128	16	4
1946	Does this mean we have to talk to each other all night?	1.1622	0.03594	148	128	16	4
1947	Something tells not to try to sniff that one.	1.1620	0.03824	142	124	13	5
1948	Drop the paws, close the jaws—it’s not an incoming ball.	1.1620	0.03824	142	124	13	5
1949	Is that a VPN?	1.1620	0.03553	142	122	17	3
1950	See if you can find Lassie and Timmy over by the North Star.	1.1620	0.03952	142	125	11	6
1951	I'm afraid I howled a little too hard.	1.1620	0.03691	142	123	15	4
1952	We could pick a star to bay to.	1.1620	0.03260	142	120	21	1
1953	Hey, it's nothing to bark at.	1.1620	0.03952	142	125	11	6
1954	Ever wonder why it's not a triangle?	1.1617	0.03535	167	146	15	6
1955	And I chased that ball till the end of the earth, son, and beyond	1.1617	0.03635	167	147	13	7
1956	Squirrel!	1.1615	0.03285	161	138	20	3
1957	Should we howl if we can't even see it?	1.1615	0.03165	161	137	22	2
1958	Still wanna howl?	1.1615	0.03040	161	136	24	1
1959	I know what you’re thinking, but it is NOT a ball.	1.1615	0.03831	161	143	10	8
1960	It's just not the same as howling at the moon.	1.1615	0.03401	161	139	18	4
1961	Wag goodbye to the Dog Days Of Summer.	1.1613	0.03602	155	135	15	5
1962	I feel the same heartless void as when I my see my empty food dish. Almost.	1.1613	0.04190	124	109	10	5
1963	I call it Spot.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
1964	Maybe we should've tried giving it flowers.	1.1613	0.03602	155	135	15	5
1965	I sure hope that's the NASA artist's conception.	1.1613	0.03484	155	134	17	4
1966	Nothing to howl at now?	1.1611	0.03697	149	130	14	5
1967	If only there was a male dog around to explain all of this to us!	1.1611	0.03572	149	129	16	4
1968	They said AI would optimize our howling, but then it knocked out the moon and we're out of a job!	1.1611	0.03572	149	129	16	4
1969	I prefer "illumination challenged" to the earth-centric term "eclipse."	1.1611	0.03572	149	129	16	4
1970	No howling tonight	1.1611	0.03443	149	128	18	3
1971	See? Like Uncle Freddie said, if you bark loud enough the moon will go away.	1.1611	0.03572	149	129	16	4
1972	If Hawking is right ,we've both humped our last leg.	1.1610	0.03986	118	102	13	3
1973	Please yourself, but I’m not howling at a black spot!	1.1608	0.04050	143	127	9	7
1974	It looks like a bottomless food bowl.	1.1608	0.04050	143	127	9	7
1975	That'll save my throat.	1.1607	0.03196	168	144	21	3
1976	And that is where the treats come from...	1.1606	0.03624	137	118	16	3
1977	Even if there was a cabin in the sky how could we get to it?	1.1606	0.03624	137	118	16	3
1978	Are there established protocols for howling at a lunar eclipse?	1.1606	0.03909	137	120	12	5
1979	Let's howl at it and see what happens!	1.1605	0.03382	162	140	18	4
1980	Now what do I howl at?	1.1605	0.03266	162	139	20	3
1981	Does your repertoire include a black hole-howl?	1.1605	0.03382	162	140	18	4
1982	Just think. Someday man will be able to close up that hole.	1.1605	0.03147	162	138	22	2
1983	See, this time your barking went too far.	1.1605	0.03706	162	143	12	7
1984	Now you’ve done it! Didn’t I warn you that all that howling would scare it away one day?	1.1603	0.03725	131	113	15	3
1985	My empty feeling just got worse!	1.1603	0.03084	156	132	23	1
1986	Now, there’s something to howl about!	1.1603	0.03463	156	135	17	4
1987	Is nothing sacred?	1.1603	0.03580	156	136	15	5
1988	It’s nothing to howl about.	1.1600	0.03550	150	130	16	4
1989	Eclipse?	1.1600	0.03550	150	130	16	4
1990	Part of me wants to fetch; part of me wants to dig a hole. It's confusing.	1.1600	0.03835	125	108	14	3
1991	I can't wait for the new moon.	1.1600	0.03288	150	128	20	2
1992	So wolves get to howl at the moon and we get THIS?	1.1600	0.03421	150	129	18	3
1993	It’s definitely as dark as a butthole, but I wonder if it smells as good	1.1600	0.03673	150	131	14	5
1994	The fault,dear Fido,lies not in our stars but in our selves that we are underdogs......also where is the moon?	1.1600	0.03673	150	131	14	5
1995	biggest butthole I’ve ever seen and we cannot smell it 😢	1.1600	0.03510	175	154	14	7
1996	Do you think there are other dogs out there?	1.1597	0.03366	144	123	19	2
1997	I told you not to howl so loud!	1.1597	0.03064	144	121	23	0
1998	'Why is the sky inviting us to smell it, since it's gender-neutral? '	1.1597	0.03218	144	122	21	1
1999	Is it just my imagination, or is it getting bigger?	1.1597	0.03900	144	127	11	6
2000	OMG! Nothing	1.1597	0.03643	144	125	15	4
2001	Success!	1.1597	0.03774	144	126	13	5
2002	Look! The Eclipse.	1.1595	0.03581	163	143	14	6
2003	Somehow I just don’t have it in me tonight.	1.1595	0.03248	163	140	20	3
2004	The Constellation Dog Bowl. Makes me hungry every time. But I tell you, Butch, if there were a Constellation Can Opener I would lose my mind.	1.1594	0.04016	138	122	10	6
2005	I told you not to eat the white rabbit	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
2006	It’s called a black hole. It’s even more terrifying that vacuum cleaners!	1.1594	0.03599	138	119	16	3
2007	You think they're coming back?	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
2008	And that is where all cats go when they die.	1.1594	0.03449	138	118	18	2
2009	It is what you don’t see that matters.	1.1594	0.03743	138	120	14	4
2010	I’m never wearing a cone again.	1.1593	0.03501	182	161	13	8
2011	I’m told that’s where cats come from!	1.1592	0.03559	157	137	15	5
2012	You didn't howl at it right.	1.1592	0.03442	157	136	17	4
2013	Ursa Major has moved 20° to the left.	1.1592	0.03442	157	136	17	4
2014	Oh, no . . . warming has reached T = 2GMm 3kR	1.1592	0.03991	157	141	7	9
2015	I know where you buried that bone	1.1592	0.03442	157	136	17	4
2016	Oh no,we're in deep doo doo. We're on the dark side of the moon.	1.1592	0.03559	157	137	15	5
2017	I wonder if we could get close enough to sniff it.	1.1591	0.03852	132	115	13	4
2018	Well, I never saw a rabbit escape like that before!	1.1591	0.03999	132	116	11	5
2019	Baying used to be fun, before Musk Lunar Mining	1.1591	0.04279	132	118	7	7
2020	That’s a hole lot of stars.	1.1589	0.03528	151	131	16	4
2021	If you kept howling at me, I'd leave, too.	1.1589	0.03400	151	130	18	3
2022	So simple. Had Einstein only had a dog.	1.1589	0.03400	151	130	18	3
2023	Even the Moon has turned its back on what they're doing to the Earth!	1.1589	0.03770	151	133	12	6
2024	Sing with me now. The "Black Hole Howl" resonates better with two-part harmony.	1.1589	0.03528	151	131	16	4
2025	I hear a lot of them have returned to the office.	1.1589	0.03770	151	133	12	6
2026	Howling worked just like a told you. See? We scared it off.	1.1589	0.03770	151	133	12	6
2027	Shh, son. That’s not the bark side of the Moon.	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2028	I didn't memorize the howl. Did you?	1.1587	0.03807	126	109	14	3
2029	They say it's a blue moon, but I just don't see it.	1.1586	0.03749	145	127	13	5
2030	It gives a whole new meaning to an agility course.	1.1586	0.03749	145	127	13	5
2031	I heard a song once about the dark side of the moon.	1.1586	0.03198	145	123	21	1
2032	A way in or a way out?	1.1586	0.03619	145	126	15	4
2033	I guess it could be edible. Sure hope you're right.	1.1586	0.03484	145	125	17	3
2034	I just don't feel like howling at a blank hole.	1.1586	0.03619	145	126	15	4
2035	It is either a total eclipse of the moon or a black hole about to eat earth. I need to pee on something.	1.1586	0.03619	145	126	15	4
2036	In existential terms, this is the nothingness part.	1.1586	0.03749	145	127	13	5
2037	That was quite the high note!	1.1586	0.03749	145	127	13	5
2038	So, this is the dark side of the moon,Roger?	1.1583	0.03426	139	119	18	2
2039	I say we go for it!	1.1583	0.03271	139	118	20	1
2040	OK. In the spirit of scientific inquiry I’ll sniff it, but what if it’s NOT the Great Cosmic Butt?	1.1583	0.03575	139	120	16	3
2041	Are you Sirius-ly looking for Canis Major?	1.1583	0.03575	139	120	16	3
2042	You wanna howl and act crazy anyway?	1.1583	0.03718	139	121	14	4
2043	I guess we finally scared it away.	1.1582	0.03177	158	135	21	2
2044	Holey-moly,what are we supposed to howl at now?	1.1582	0.03177	158	135	21	2
2045	It's a portal to a world where humans treat dogs like their children.	1.1579	0.03379	152	131	18	3
2046	We never howled at black holes before...	1.1579	0.03825	133	116	13	4
2047	EVEN IF YOUR BALL DID GO THROUGH THAT HOLE, I DON'T THINK ITS SAFE TO RETRIEVE IT	1.1579	0.03825	133	116	13	4
2048	I just know they’re going to blame that on me, too!	1.1579	0.03673	133	115	15	3
2049	Let's go howl at the cat.	1.1579	0.03248	152	130	20	2
2050	Well, will you look at that; there's a black hole in the burger.	1.1579	0.03673	133	115	15	3
2051	Careful, it could be the black cat with its eyes closed again.	1.1579	0.03628	152	133	14	5
2052	Bow WOW!	1.1579	0.03673	133	115	15	3
2053	Was it always like that?	1.1579	0.03379	152	131	18	3
2054	Well I'll be dog gone!	1.1579	0.03379	152	131	18	3
2055	I only have an undergraduate degree in astrophysics, but I believe that is a wormhole.	1.1579	0.03506	152	132	16	4
2056	Could it be a new moon? A black hole? I dunno... I'm just not seeing it.	1.1579	0.03248	152	130	20	2
2057	Not all balls are fetchable.	1.1579	0.03628	152	133	14	5
2058	I told you not to howl like that.	1.1579	0.03628	152	133	14	5
2059	Some dreams are too far away to fetch.	1.1579	0.03514	133	114	17	2
2060	They call it the Milk-Bone Way.	1.1579	0.03252	171	148	19	4
2061	and that's where the bones you cannot find go.	1.1576	0.03643	165	146	12	7
2062	Must be in colour.	1.1576	0.02972	165	140	24	1
2063	Do you think that's the work of Canis Major?	1.1575	0.03462	146	126	17	3
2064	What will we howl at now?	1.1575	0.03462	146	126	17	3
2065	Remember all those times when someone tossed a ball and we couldn't find it?	1.1575	0.03462	146	126	17	3
2066	I'm serious, what happened to the Dog Star?	1.1575	0.03462	146	126	17	3
2067	When there is an eclipse we just whistle.	1.1575	0.03178	146	124	21	1
2068	A black full moon, that can't be good	1.1575	0.03725	146	128	13	5
2069	Remind me, do we bark or howl in this situation?	1.1575	0.03462	146	126	17	3
2070	My lucky star must have Covid	1.1575	0.03596	146	127	15	4
2071	Pink Floyd's dog is never going to let go of this.	1.1575	0.03725	146	128	13	5
2072	Hmm…now I can see what he meant about macular degeneration.	1.1575	0.03462	146	126	17	3
2073	Huh! Well that’s new.” “Jasper, it’s a new moon.	1.1575	0.03596	146	127	15	4
2074	They say its the portal to the dog bone galaxy	1.1575	0.03610	127	109	16	2
2075	I'll miss the treats but I really don't care if they make it back.	1.1572	0.03402	159	138	17	4
2076	There’s gotta be a squirrel in there somewhere.	1.1572	0.03283	159	137	19	3
2077	Imagine how many bones we can bury in that hole	1.1572	0.03402	159	138	17	4
2078	I didn't feel like howling tonight anyway.	1.1572	0.03159	159	136	21	2
2079	Feels like an empty gesture there’s days, you know?	1.1572	0.03283	159	137	19	3
2080	Howl at a whole hole; holy cow.	1.1571	0.03551	140	121	16	3
2081	Bay at the void long enough, it'll bay back at you.	1.1571	0.03551	140	121	16	3
2082	That's the only spot left where Elon hasn't put a satellite.	1.1571	0.03962	140	124	10	6
2083	I wonder who ate that dog food.	1.1571	0.03693	140	122	14	4
2084	Can we at least growl at it?	1.1571	0.03249	140	119	20	1
2085	Wow, you did it! That was a helluva howl.	1.1571	0.03404	140	120	18	2
2086	Don't be fooled, it's a vacuum	1.1571	0.03693	140	122	14	4
2087	I'm serious, it's Sirius!	1.1571	0.03551	140	121	16	3
2088	I think we got stood up.	1.1569	0.03359	153	132	18	3
2089	I don’t think we met before.	1.1569	0.03484	153	133	16	4
2090	That reminds me of my dog dish…	1.1567	0.03152	134	113	21	0
2091	Somehow I still have the urge to bark.	1.1567	0.04083	134	119	9	6
2092	Now let's do it to the mail carrier.	1.1567	0.04083	134	119	9	6
2093	I told you this would happen if you didn’t stop howling at it.	1.1567	0.03943	134	118	11	5
2094	that's where all the single socks go	1.1566	0.03077	166	142	22	2
2095	Do you think that's what our master calls a Black Hole,or that the National Rifle Association has established a chapter on Mars	1.1565	0.03701	147	129	13	5
2096	Sorry Buddy, that one's too far out to sniff.	1.1565	0.03573	147	128	15	4
2097	I swear, Sirius was right there!	1.1565	0.03302	147	126	19	2
2098	I know, but we can't sniff it from here.	1.1565	0.03302	147	126	19	2
2099	The stars swallowed the moon!	1.1565	0.03158	147	125	21	1
2100	All I see Butch is a Black Hole	1.1565	0.03440	147	127	17	3
2101	That black hole is what I feel in my stomach always.	1.1565	0.03701	147	129	13	5
2102	I think it's a magic trick.	1.1565	0.03573	147	128	15	4
2103	I'm guessing that's the "Dark Side of the Moon."	1.1565	0.03825	147	130	11	6
2104	If you've seen one lunar eclipse, you've seen them all.	1.1565	0.03302	147	126	19	2
2105	There's a void inside all of us	1.1565	0.03573	147	128	15	4
2106	I’ve been worried about this ever since he converted to solar panels.	1.1562	0.03382	160	139	17	4
2107	I told you she was just pretending to throw it.	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
2108	It’s more fun when the moon is out.	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
2109	Feels kind of nerdy, howling at the Milky Way.	1.1562	0.03583	128	110	16	2
2110	chew every shoe, toy and phone. it's thankless work, but we must keep trying to warn the humans of the star eaters.	1.1560	0.03804	141	124	12	5
2111	waiting for our family to return	1.1560	0.03669	141	123	14	4
2112	It was there two weeks ago. What did you say to it?	1.1558	0.03338	154	133	18	3
2113	Maybe that's where all the tennis balls and sticks we couldn't find disappeared?	1.1558	0.03209	154	132	20	2
2114	Yes it is very dog gone Holy	1.1558	0.03338	154	133	18	3
2115	I swear it was there yesterday.	1.1558	0.03463	154	134	16	4
2116	I wish I could pee on it.	1.1558	0.03209	154	132	20	2
2117	So, this is how I die.	1.1558	0.03463	154	134	16	4
2118	Sirius lay, there goes the dog star!	1.1557	0.03496	122	104	17	1
2119	Remember the O-Bone layer?	1.1557	0.03287	167	145	18	4
2120	Great job Chuck! Your yapping finally broke it!”	1.1554	0.03281	148	127	19	2
2121	I didn't used to believe in the Top Dog, but something must have dug that hole.	1.1554	0.03281	148	127	19	2
2122	All this cannot be accidental. Makes you kind of believe in Dog; or some form of dyslexic canine.	1.1554	0.03550	148	129	15	4
2123	Is this when we need to howl?	1.1554	0.03419	148	128	17	3
2124	Wow man! What was in that doggy snack you gave me?	1.1554	0.03550	148	129	15	4
2125	I wonder why it never howls back.	1.1554	0.03281	148	127	19	2
2126	Elon Musk owns that spot.	1.1554	0.03550	148	129	15	4
2127	Damn, I'd really love to sniff that.	1.1554	0.03281	148	127	19	2
2128	If it's a big dog dish, then where's our kibble?	1.1553	0.03476	161	141	15	5
2129	If he expects me to fetch my stick in there...	1.1553	0.03245	161	139	19	3
2130	Absence makes the heart grow fonder.	1.1553	0.03123	161	138	21	2
2131	Omigod, Alfie! It was there a few minutes ago, and just like that, it disappeared and left that big black hole!	1.1553	0.03245	161	139	19	3
2132	How can we bark at the moon when it's disappeared?	1.1553	0.03245	161	139	19	3
2133	Arf, arrf, arf, arrrrf?	1.1552	0.03094	174	150	21	3
2134	I look at the hole in the universe and think about how many bones I can bury there .	1.1552	0.03376	116	98	18	0
2135	Are we bad dogs or just bad at howling?	1.1550	0.03883	129	113	12	4
2136	Let’s just howl at the universe as a hole.	1.1550	0.03724	129	112	14	3
2137	Well, Morty, howling is out. What else you got for tonight?	1.1550	0.03558	129	111	16	2
2138	And then God said, 'Let there be light, and there was light.' And then God said 'Fetch' and . . .	1.1549	0.03505	142	123	16	3
2139	… and after she jumped thru the hoop she was never seen again.	1.1549	0.03505	142	123	16	3
2140	And that's the Big Kibble Bowl where it all began.	1.1549	0.03505	142	123	16	3
2141	What are we going to howl at, now?	1.1548	0.03442	155	135	16	4
2142	It's called the nude moon.	1.1548	0.03678	155	137	12	6
2143	Grandpa is fetching the big ball in the sky.	1.1548	0.03442	155	135	16	4
2144	Black Hole	1.1548	0.03318	155	134	18	3
2145	Who let the Moon out? I think it's Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof	1.1548	0.03562	155	136	14	5
2146	Well, it’s clear he’s facing away from us, but I just can’t make out the rest of him.	1.1548	0.03376	168	147	16	5
2147	If we start howling at the dark side of the moon, will it go viral?	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2148	I understand they're not visible to the Human Eye, George.	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
2149	woof	1.1544	0.03746	136	119	13	4
2150	Back to the postal worker, I guess.	1.1544	0.03597	136	118	15	3
2151	I don't know, howling at a new moon just leaves me with a nagging sense of ennui and dissatisfaction.	1.1544	0.03597	136	118	15	3
2152	This is where we make our get away	1.1544	0.03746	136	119	13	4
2153	I’m doing my anti-howl.	1.1544	0.03280	136	116	19	1
2154	Rumor has it that’s the squeaker.	1.1544	0.03442	136	117	17	2
2155	I totally want to lick it.	1.1544	0.03597	136	118	15	3
2156	Look, The Moon (Taylor's Version)	1.1544	0.03442	136	117	17	2
2157	I remember when we first met, Rex.	1.1544	0.03746	136	119	13	4
2158	It's impossible to fetch anything out of that.	1.1544	0.03528	149	130	15	4
2159	Coincidentally, it also happens to be my favorite Pink Floyd album.	1.1544	0.03776	149	132	11	6
2160	Now you did it. Your yapping finally scared off the moon.	1.1544	0.03776	149	132	11	6
2161	This time I think the ball is gonna catch us.	1.1544	0.03528	149	130	15	4
2162	Now that's a reason to howl.	1.1544	0.03528	149	130	15	4
2163	Was it like that when you got up this morning?	1.1544	0.03654	149	131	13	5
2164	That's what happened when Carl threw the ball too far.	1.1544	0.03776	149	132	11	6
2165	OK. So I howled and howled. Now what?	1.1543	0.03105	162	139	21	2
2166	Must be a subscription service	1.1538	0.04007	130	115	10	5
2167	They didn't pay their bill yet.	1.1538	0.03337	143	123	18	2
2168	That's where my chew bone went.	1.1538	0.03620	143	125	14	4
2169	Just what the universe needs, another roundabout.	1.1538	0.03186	143	122	20	1
2170	Now what do we howl at? The Black Hole just swallowed our moon.	1.1538	0.04007	130	115	10	5
2171	Trust me son, chasing that ball every night will lead to a life of frustration and perceived failure…,just let it go.	1.1538	0.03171	156	134	20	2
2172	Yep grandpa is still digging that hole	1.1538	0.03482	143	124	16	3
2173	I'm not sure what old Bessie is going to jump over now.	1.1538	0.03540	156	137	14	5
2174	Every month there are some nights it feels like there's nothing to howl at.	1.1538	0.03482	143	124	16	3
2175	I've personally dug holes bigger than that.	1.1538	0.04137	117	103	10	4
2176	The way I look at it is your howling either scared it away or it's just the beginning of a new lunar cycle.	1.1538	0.03422	156	136	16	4
2177	For once in my life I'm left barkless.	1.1538	0.03422	156	136	16	4
2178	As a weredog, this is really throwing me off.	1.1538	0.03298	156	135	18	3
2179	I don’t know about you, but I don’t waste my time howling at lunar eclipses.”	1.1538	0.03482	143	124	16	3
2180	And I've been looking for that ball ever since.	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
2181	Maybe it’s the way out.	1.1538	0.03037	156	133	22	1
2182	Please come up to the stage in an orderly way,	1.1538	0.03980	156	141	6	9
2183	A black hole without a big bang is like fireworks without a marching band.	1.1538	0.03171	156	134	20	2
2184	Don't even think about trying to jump over that thing.	1.1538	0.03337	143	123	18	2
2185	Then she threw the ball and it just kept going.	1.1538	0.03298	156	135	18	3
2186	You know how we get worms? Well, that's where they come from.	1.1538	0.03655	156	138	12	6
2187	Oooookay. That sock I ate is kickin' in.	1.1538	0.03754	143	126	12	5
2188	New moon, new me — I’m going stop barking at the mailman.	1.1538	0.03855	130	114	12	4
2189	It looked like homework to me.	1.1534	0.03207	163	141	19	3
2190	That's where the lost bones go	1.1534	0.03323	163	142	17	4
2191	Hmmm . . . I just don't see it.	1.1533	0.03241	150	129	19	2
2192	Yes, we are allowed to howl at the abyss.	1.1533	0.03376	150	130	17	3
2193	It's my side. I'll take it.	1.1533	0.03631	150	132	13	5
2194	I give up, that ball is exhausting to fetch.	1.1533	0.03376	150	130	17	3
2195	At the end of the day, it worked.	1.1533	0.03241	150	129	19	2
2196	I’m scared, too. But I still want to sniff it.	1.1533	0.03376	150	130	17	3
2197	The moon’s gone, let’s howl.	1.1533	0.03419	137	118	17	2
2198	Why do I feel the urge to sniff it?	1.1533	0.03720	137	120	13	4
2199	That was my favorite hockey puck.	1.1533	0.03720	137	120	13	4
2200	I was never intersted in baying at it anyway.	1.1533	0.03720	137	120	13	4
2201	Everyone's a critic.	1.1533	0.03573	137	119	15	3
2202	I can almost smell it from here.	1.1533	0.03720	137	120	13	4
2203	It’s too far away to sniff !	1.1533	0.03419	137	118	17	2
2204	That there is a HOLE lot of trouble	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2205	We know it colloquially as ‘the black howl.’	1.1532	0.03974	124	109	11	4
2206	Dude, how many doggie gummies did you take?	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
2207	Aha, I just knew there was something phoney about those bright points of light.	1.1532	0.03248	124	105	19	0
2208	It's where all the tennis balls go to die...	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
2209	Unless you want to discuss spacetime, we better just leave it for now.	1.1529	0.03279	157	136	18	3
2210	What do you think it is, Spot?	1.1529	0.03519	157	138	14	5
2211	What's Elon Musk up to now?	1.1529	0.03152	157	135	20	2
2212	Do you think Ralphy will finally quit digging up that hole in the backyard?	1.1529	0.03633	157	139	12	6
2213	' I tell you there are unidentified feline objects in the sky'	1.1529	0.03152	157	135	20	2
2214	It's where the earth used to be.	1.1528	0.03459	144	125	16	3
2215	See? That's what happens if you howl at the moon in the proper way.	1.1528	0.03597	144	126	14	4
2216	I think tht's where all our lost burried bones went	1.1528	0.03459	144	125	16	3
2217	This makes me question my motivation for howling.	1.1528	0.03316	144	124	18	2
2218	When we die, our souls float up there to sniff the Great Butt in the Sky for all eternity.	1.1528	0.03316	144	124	18	2
2219	Oh no, it's gone over to the dark side!	1.1528	0.03597	144	126	14	4
2220	I have astigmatism	1.1528	0.03316	144	124	18	2
2221	Look, it's our uncle Sirius.	1.1528	0.03316	144	124	18	2
2222	So ... Where's the Man in the Moon ?	1.1528	0.03316	144	124	18	2
2223	How exactly are we supposed to howl at a black hole?	1.1527	0.03507	131	113	16	2
2224	I think you can stop howling at it.	1.1527	0.03335	131	112	18	1
2225	I'm going to have to revisit Einstein's theorems.	1.1527	0.03978	131	116	10	5
2226	I don’t remember even digging that one!	1.1527	0.03827	131	115	12	4
2227	I don’t know Sparky, but I’d sure like to sniff it	1.1527	0.03671	131	114	14	3
2228	My god, did we do that?	1.1527	0.03507	131	113	16	2
2229	If only I could reach far enough to sniff it	1.1527	0.03671	131	114	14	3
2230	Holy moly	1.1525	0.03734	118	102	14	2
2231	If we could give that thing a good sniff I bet we'd get to know the answers to life's biggest questions.	1.1523	0.03484	151	132	15	4
2232	You jump first!	1.1523	0.03484	151	132	15	4
2233	Whispering: "Don't make a move... I think it can see us.	1.1523	0.03355	151	131	17	3
2234	There it is, boy. The Cosmic Doggy Door. To reach it would be one giant step for man's best friend."	1.1523	0.03729	151	134	11	6
2235	He yelled 'fetch' but I am having second thoughts.	1.1522	0.03694	138	121	13	4
2236	I think I see where I hid that nice beef bone	1.1522	0.03396	138	119	17	2
2237	I don’t know Lucius - all I can see is the big empty bowl	1.1522	0.03396	138	119	17	2
2238	We lost our job.	1.1522	0.03237	138	118	19	1
2239	If it's really Uranus, then why can't I smell it?	1.1520	0.03777	125	109	13	3
2240	I wonder what's different this time? last time totality lasted only a few minutes!	1.1519	0.03133	158	136	20	2
2241	Scientists believe the universe is primarily comprised of 'dark matter,' which they're not sure what that is. The world would be a friendlier place if dark matter were jerky treats. Anyway, there's that big black hole out there. Thoughts?	1.1519	0.03828	158	142	8	8
2242	I don't know, It's grand and all but I just wanna sniff it!	1.1519	0.03381	158	138	16	4
2243	I heard it'll take three centillion bones to fill it.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2244	Wow! Look at that hole! I wonder how big that bone was!	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
2245	Do you think they have fire hydrants up there?	1.1517	0.03146	145	124	20	1
2246	Is that the beginning or the end?	1.1517	0.03832	145	129	10	6
2247	Next time let’s get someone besides Cy Young to play fetch. “ Diana Bain Mobley, Nashville, T	1.1517	0.03705	145	128	12	5
2248	People think it's a Black Hole, but we know the late Fido did it in 10 minutes with his claws.	1.1515	0.03645	132	115	14	3
2249	It's the ultimate Master Agility Competition obstacle	1.1515	0.03482	132	114	16	2
2250	Cheese!	1.1515	0.03645	132	115	14	3
2251	Do you think we can still howl if it's a "black and blue" moon?	1.1515	0.03645	132	115	14	3
2252	If there is life out there, I hope they have hotdogs for us.	1.1515	0.03949	132	117	10	5
2253	Are we supposed to howl at a black hole?	1.1515	0.03645	132	115	14	3
2254	Baying just isn't what it used to be.	1.1513	0.03463	152	133	15	4
2255	Every month the great ball appears to taunt us.	1.1513	0.03334	152	132	17	3
2256	How are we going to sniff that?	1.1513	0.03201	152	131	19	2
2257	They say no smell can escape black holes.	1.1513	0.03334	152	132	17	3
2258	Oh! I so want to sniff it.	1.1513	0.03334	152	132	17	3
2259	In my experience, the spot grows bigger and bigger until it covers the sky, and then the migraine begins.	1.1513	0.03334	152	132	17	3
2260	I wouldn't recommend sniffing it.	1.1513	0.03586	152	134	13	5
2261	Oh, look. It’s a hole.	1.1513	0.03201	152	131	19	2
2262	Someone left that Swiss cheese out waaaay too long.	1.1513	0.03334	152	132	17	3
2263	Should we be able to smell a black hole?!	1.1513	0.03334	152	132	17	3
2264	I guess we barked at it once too often.	1.1512	0.03502	172	153	12	7
2265	There's no shiny ball anymore.	1.1511	0.03373	139	120	17	2
2266	What happened to Canis Major?	1.1511	0.03215	139	119	19	1
2267	Is that where all the lost toys go?	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2268	Does the Dog Star sniff that?	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2269	UNA TERRA POSSIBILE ?	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2270	Sure, I get “bark at the moon,” but I just can’t do it to a black hole.	1.1511	0.03373	139	120	17	2
2271	Howling at a hole is hollow.	1.1511	0.03669	139	122	13	4
2272	Anyone we know?	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2273	Boy, are we in trouble! What are we going to bark at now?	1.1511	0.03809	139	123	11	5
2274	I brought bones and a tennis ball. I thought you were bringing the eclipse glasses.	1.1511	0.03524	139	121	15	3
2275	Fascinating. They say the gravitational pull is so intense that even odor cannot escape it.	1.1511	0.03373	139	120	17	2
2276	I think there’s a squirrel in there.	1.1509	0.03240	159	138	18	3
2277	Now what are we going to howl at?	1.1509	0.03477	159	140	14	5
2278	Remember when we use to howl at the moon.	1.1509	0.03240	159	138	18	3
2279	That, son, explains the origin of the Frisbee."	1.1508	0.03393	126	108	17	1
2280	Oh my, it's Serious !	1.1508	0.03915	126	111	11	4
2281	I haven’t tried this doggy door…you go first!	1.1508	0.03575	126	109	15	2
2282	No, this is not what they mean by 'See Spot, Run'	1.1507	0.03681	146	129	12	5
2283	They call that Bark Hole where yelp reviews go unnoticed...	1.1507	0.03415	146	127	16	3
2284	I thought it only disappeared when we weren't looking at it.	1.1507	0.03415	146	127	16	3
2285	Maybe gone for a pee break?	1.1507	0.03415	146	127	16	3
2286	I’ve read about this somewhere—called a « black howl » or something.	1.1507	0.03681	146	129	12	5
2287	Nope, doesn't look random to me either.	1.1507	0.03415	146	127	16	3
2288	Just beyond that black hole is an electric fence.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
2289	If they wanted us to stop howling, they didn't need to get rid of the moon, they could have just asked.	1.1504	0.03289	133	114	18	1
2290	That's our star sign -- Spot.	1.1504	0.03773	133	117	12	4
2291	Cats did it	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
2292	What the heck are we gonna howl at now!?	1.1504	0.03619	133	116	14	3
2293	Sirius not serious.	1.1504	0.03458	133	115	16	2
2294	If it's an eclipse we're good; it it's a black hole, we're screwed!"	1.1504	0.03773	133	117	12	4
2295	Do you understand what the others are howling at??	1.1504	0.03111	133	113	20	0
2296	The dark side?	1.1504	0.03289	133	114	18	1
2297	I think I know where all the bones we buried went.	1.1500	0.03645	140	123	13	4
2298	It's the blue moon. You forgot us dogs are color blind.	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
2299	No, I don’t really see it. I’m not even sure what a space dog would look like from behind in the first place.	1.1500	0.03783	140	124	11	5
2300	Think of how many bones we can bury in that hole.	1.1500	0.03194	140	120	19	1
2301	It’s The Big Steak - Carnis Major.	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
2302	Yet another reminder I've been blackballed from the dog park.	1.1500	0.03917	140	125	9	6
2303	That is one rabbit hole I will not go down.	1.1500	0.04039	120	106	10	4
2304	We barked at the moon so much he didn’t show up tonight.	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
2305	I don't know, do you feel like howling tonight?	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
2306	We gotta do something about that cat.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
2307	Where did the cow jump over again?	1.1500	0.03501	140	122	15	3
2308	Not felt this way since I was fixed...	1.1497	0.03566	167	149	11	7
2309	Laika left us a sign!	1.1497	0.03657	147	130	12	5
2310	It was your bright idea to do the non-stop howling.	1.1497	0.03253	147	127	18	2
2311	I think I may have thrown the ball too far.	1.1497	0.03528	147	129	14	4
2312	Catch-as-catch-can.	1.1497	0.03106	147	126	20	1
2313	It's not really a Black Hole. It's where Trump hid more of the classified documents.	1.1497	0.03393	147	128	16	3
2314	See? I told you he threw it too far.	1.1497	0.03528	147	129	14	4
2315	Howl and the moon will come.	1.1497	0.03106	147	126	20	1
2316	He jumped too high	1.1496	0.03721	127	111	13	3
2317	So that’s where all the fake throw tennis balls go!	1.1496	0.03721	127	111	13	3
2318	That's where Canis Major peed.	1.1494	0.03162	154	133	19	2
2319	Where did it go? It looks like my dog bowl when they forget to feed me!?	1.1494	0.03294	154	134	17	3
2320	This series sure got dark.	1.1494	0.03542	154	136	13	5
2321	So much for "Plan B."	1.1493	0.03434	134	116	16	2
2322	...and this one's called "The Big Bowl".	1.1493	0.03434	134	116	16	2
2323	An eclipse always ruins my day!	1.1493	0.03746	134	118	12	4
2324	ruh roh. I SWEAR I had nothing to do with THAT hole.	1.1493	0.03434	134	116	16	2
2325	It’s your turn to fetch. Good luck…	1.1493	0.03746	134	118	12	4
2326	See what happens when you howl too much, the man just warps out and leaves us a black hole to ponder	1.1493	0.03434	134	116	16	2
2327	maybe we should start barking at something else	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
2328	Some say it could be a wormhole or dark matter. But I worry that its just another hoop I have to jump through to get that extra treat.	1.1491	0.03322	161	141	16	4
2329	Our nightly howl sure is getting ruined by these flat-mooners.	1.1491	0.02950	161	138	22	1
2330	Are you feeling a gentle tug?	1.1491	0.03203	161	140	18	3
2331	You can bark at them as they move, but you can't catch them.	1.1489	0.03478	141	123	15	3
2332	Its like God wants us to play ball.	1.1489	0.03620	141	124	13	4
2333	Thanks, Obama.	1.1489	0.03758	141	125	11	5
2334	Get Sirius about the dog days of summer."	1.1489	0.03478	141	123	15	3
2335	A black hole? No, I don't think so. Maybe a squirrel.	1.1489	0.03173	141	121	19	1
2336	It's the sign that humans got it backwards. It's Dog that was the creator.	1.1489	0.03478	141	123	15	3
2337	Well that explains it. A hole where my howl should be.	1.1489	0.03478	141	123	15	3
2338	No no no. You howl at the moon, not growl.	1.1489	0.03329	141	122	17	2
2339	That's a hole I could sniff for a long time	1.1489	0.03329	141	122	17	2
2340	Told you if you kept barking you'd scare it off.	1.1489	0.03620	141	124	13	4
2341	What would Ginsberg do?	1.1489	0.03329	141	122	17	2
2342	Which is the dark side?	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2343	Even the moon has gone dark.	1.1488	0.03454	121	104	16	1
2344	I've never been a lead-dog. Same old view.	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
2345	Sit,stay, I can live with. But mute?	1.1486	0.03371	148	129	16	3
2346	I think we’re supposed to try and bite it.	1.1486	0.03371	148	129	16	3
2347	Shall we howl at this one?	1.1486	0.03371	148	129	16	3
2348	I think your howl was a little pitchy.	1.1486	0.03371	148	129	16	3
2349	God is dead.	1.1486	0.03371	148	129	16	3
2350	So that's where my tennis ball went.	1.1486	0.03232	148	128	18	2
2351	They say it's never been sniffed.	1.1486	0.03232	148	128	18	2
2352	Actually, that’s a little far-fetched.	1.1486	0.03371	148	129	16	3
2353	Uh oh.	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
2354	All dogs go to heaven. There's the gate! One of us is next!	1.1484	0.03523	128	111	15	2
2355	I don’t think those were ‘dog’ treats.	1.1484	0.03857	128	113	11	4
2356	Insignificant ? naaaaah, but I'll be going home now, to listen to how perfect I am from my person..	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
2357	I think they said it called the Bark Howl	1.1484	0.04013	128	114	9	5
2358	Should we howl, or what?	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
2359	Dear Dog! I've got macular degeneration	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
2360	Do you see that?	1.1484	0.03143	155	134	19	2
2361	How are we supposed to howl at the moon when the aliens stole it again? I think the British Museum is rubbing off on them.	1.1484	0.03400	155	136	15	4
2362	Stop already, you can’t be heard during the Moon’s black hole phase.	1.1484	0.03143	155	134	19	2
2363	That's the black hole where they throw the bags of poop.	1.1484	0.03638	155	138	11	6
2364	If only we could get a good whiff of that.	1.1481	0.03720	135	119	12	4
2365	We can still chase our tails.	1.1481	0.03720	135	119	12	4
2366	Actually, I feel even more like howling now.	1.1481	0.04006	135	121	8	6
2367	My human thinks I chewed that hole.	1.1481	0.03569	135	120	11	4
2368	No. It doesn't smell like anything.	1.1481	0.04006	135	121	8	6
2369	It’s the universe telling us to pipe down!	1.1481	0.03244	135	116	18	1
2370	Ironically, someone is howling at us.	1.1481	0.03410	135	117	16	2
2371	We could try, but baying at it when it was full didn’t turn it off.	1.1481	0.03720	135	119	12	4
2372	When you die, that’s where you go. Look how much cheese they’ve eaten!	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2373	I buried a bone in there a few years ago.	1.1479	0.03455	142	124	15	3
2374	Nah, it can't be climate change.	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2375	It's so inviting. If only we could sniff it.	1.1479	0.03596	142	125	13	4
2376	I blame the &@?#%¥ squirrels.	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2377	Jeez, even the moon went on strike.	1.1479	0.03455	142	124	15	3
2378	So many things to pee on.	1.1479	0.03455	142	124	15	3
2379	We just lost the Dog Star. This is serious!	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2380	A black hole or someone ate the cheese!	1.1479	0.03596	142	125	13	4
2381	Yes, it's a black hole; no, you can't lick it.	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2382	That’s the new AI designed doggie heaven portal” “Still jumping through hoops to get to heaven eh?	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2383	I am telling you it's was literally here like 2 minutes ago.	1.1479	0.03307	142	123	17	2
2384	I don’t smell it. Do you ?	1.1479	0.03455	142	124	15	3
2385	That,son,is bone heaven.	1.1477	0.03483	149	131	14	4
2386	I want to howl, but it just feels like something is missing.	1.1477	0.03212	149	129	18	2
2387	Slightly humilating to sing to an empty house,isn't it.	1.1477	0.03212	149	129	18	2
2388	Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" TRANSLATION: "I knew I shouldn't have licked that LSD-laced doggie bone.	1.1477	0.03212	149	129	18	2
2389	Looks like a YouTube hole to me	1.1477	0.03068	149	128	20	1
2390	I say 'in the general direction of the moon" works for me in a pinch	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2391	I know it looks inviting, but just can't get my nose up there.	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2392	After 73 dog years,it is time for both of us to get cataract surgery!	1.1475	0.04143	122	109	8	5
2393	It could be your anus. I've sniffed it but I've never looked at it.	1.1475	0.04143	122	109	8	5
2394	Why would anyone in their right mind want to howl at this?	1.1475	0.03802	122	107	12	3
2395	What treats await yonder?	1.1474	0.02989	156	134	21	1
2396	Frankly, I'm relieved. I never understood this 'baying at the moon' business to begin with.in with.	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2397	It looks like the Dog Star has become the Death Star.	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2398	I’m not going not howl at that.	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2399	It looks like the dish ran away with the moon.	1.1473	0.03667	129	113	13	3
2400	Total eclipses are a bummer.	1.1473	0.03132	129	110	19	0
2401	Legend says that’s where Orion forgot to clean up after Canis Major.	1.1473	0.03320	129	111	17	1
2402	Toto, I’ve a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore	1.1473	0.03828	129	114	11	4
2403	You get this one.	1.1472	0.03166	163	142	18	3
2404	Look Max its the porthole to dog heaven" "Wow someday but not now	1.1471	0.03544	136	119	14	3
2405	Keep howling!	1.1471	0.03222	136	117	18	1
2406	I feel like it's wrong to just howl.	1.1471	0.03544	136	119	14	3
2407	Yeah, it's a black hole	1.1471	0.03544	136	119	14	3
2408	It's a very big ball.	1.1471	0.03222	136	117	18	1
2409	In "New Moon" they turned into wolves, not dogs!	1.1471	0.03387	136	118	16	2
2410	Black moons only happen once in a blue moon.	1.1471	0.03839	136	121	10	5
2411	Do you think our bones are in there?	1.1471	0.03387	136	118	16	2
2412	Eventually, every dog sniffs that great butthole in the sky.	1.1471	0.03694	136	120	12	4
2413	It's coming back right?	1.1471	0.03694	136	120	12	4
2414	It always makes me wonder what kinds of treats they have	1.1469	0.03708	143	127	11	5
2415	They call it the Unitarian moon. You howl at it for no reason.	1.1469	0.03432	143	125	15	3
2416	That's Elon Musk's doggie door."	1.1469	0.03708	143	127	11	5
2417	Ralph had a sniff and disappeared.	1.1469	0.03432	143	125	15	3
2418	Stop howling for a minute and see if it comes back.	1.1469	0.03838	143	128	9	6
2419	That was some howl!	1.1469	0.03838	143	128	9	6
2420	I got mad and yelled at God; "Go ahead, prove to me you exist!" and Poof!, now we're dogs and there's a hole in the sky where the moon used to be. It makes no sense!	1.1469	0.03708	143	127	11	5
2421	‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ doesn’t seem as comforting anymore.	1.1469	0.03573	143	126	13	4
2422	They call it the Dark Side of the Bowl.	1.1469	0.03432	143	125	15	3
2423	Fetch,” he said	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
2424	The black hole seems to be getting closer	1.1467	0.03461	150	132	14	4
2425	No baying tonight - it's in abeyance.	1.1467	0.03711	150	134	10	6
2426	Where did that frisbee come from?	1.1467	0.03329	150	131	16	3
2427	I think we only have five minutes to live.	1.1467	0.03329	150	131	16	3
2428	Can you blame him?	1.1467	0.03049	150	129	20	1
2429	It's no place for a retriever.	1.1467	0.03049	150	129	20	1
2430	Vampiric Quadrapeds Freaking Out At The Missing Moon	1.1467	0.03329	150	131	16	3
2431	I'm going to go nuts when it comes home.	1.1467	0.03588	150	133	12	5
2432	Is it missing or is it just because dogs are colorblind?	1.1467	0.03192	150	130	18	2
2433	Is that a Black Hole consuming all our treats?	1.1465	0.03706	157	141	9	7
2434	Clearly it is a picture in the sky of your butthole!	1.1465	0.03594	157	140	11	6
2435	Light years are a lot longer than dog years	1.1463	0.03592	123	107	14	2
2436	I'm going home now for a belly rub.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
2437	Apparently it's really something in colour.	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2438	I miss the big ball.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
2439	They say it's the center of the galaxy, but it's got nothing on the jar of treats.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
2440	No use baying at a black hole; the sound just disappears.	1.1463	0.03402	123	106	16	1
2441	They say there's a man up there, but I have yet to get a treat.	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2442	No worry. Haven't you read "The Sun also Rises"?	1.1463	0.03773	123	108	12	3
2443	Humans call it a lunar eclipse. For me, it's a reason to briefly stop howling.	1.1462	0.03954	130	116	9	5
2444	Admit it, there's not much to howl about anymore.	1.1462	0.03801	130	115	11	4
2445	I guess Mom wasn’t bluffing when she said she’d get rid of the moon if we didn’t stop our howling.	1.1462	0.03954	130	116	9	5
2446	We don't know what it is. It's too far away to sniff.	1.1462	0.03296	130	112	17	1
2447	It cracks me up how they think Global Warming is what we should worry about.	1.1462	0.03954	130	116	9	5
2448	I don't care if it is made of cheese, you know they are hiding something in it.	1.1462	0.03110	130	111	19	0
2449	When you're trying to teach your best friend about astronomy but they just want to chase squirrels	1.1460	0.03520	137	120	14	3
2450	Merv i’m just trying to find the star i purchased for you.	1.1460	0.03520	137	120	14	3
2451	I think it's stack of canned soup.	1.1460	0.03520	137	120	14	3
2452	If you’ve seen one black hole you’ve seen them all.	1.1460	0.03812	137	122	10	5
2453	Do we howl at it or call Space X	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
2454	For all we know it could be a mauve or aqua-marine hole.	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
2455	Just wait...aaaaany minute now...	1.1460	0.03669	137	121	12	4
2456	I want to bay at it anyway	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
2457	Should we be looking directly at the lunar eclipse?	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
2458	Nothing to howl at tonight; let's hightail out it out now!	1.1460	0.03364	137	119	16	2
2459	If I tell you something, do you promise to keep it a secret?” “Sure.” “I wanna hump it.	1.1460	0.03951	137	123	8	6
2460	Wane, wane, go away…	1.1460	0.03669	137	121	12	4
2461	Can you howl at a new moon?	1.1458	0.03112	144	124	19	1
2462	It is nice just to be a dog for a change.	1.1458	0.03549	144	127	13	4
2463	Einstein said that God does not play dice, but He's evidently half way to snake eyes.	1.1458	0.03409	144	126	15	3
2464	This proves intelligent life exists. That ball didn’t just disappear.	1.1458	0.03409	144	126	15	3
2465	Not sure why they howl at us once a month?	1.1458	0.03264	144	125	17	2
2466	True, but the firewall paradox encourages the re-examination of of the concept of local event horizons in black holes.	1.1458	0.03549	144	127	13	4
2467	I kind of dig it	1.1458	0.03409	144	126	15	3
2468	That must be one of those black holes.	1.1458	0.03264	144	125	17	2
2469	There’s an opening in the black hole, start barking someone may hear us.	1.1458	0.03409	144	126	15	3
2470	After the way we treated the waxing crescent yesterday, this was bound to happen.	1.1458	0.03264	144	125	17	2
2471	So, black holes absorb your motivation, too."	1.1457	0.03172	151	131	18	2
2472	That's our next stop.	1.1457	0.03439	151	133	14	4
2473	There is nothing worse than the absence of a ball.	1.1457	0.03687	151	135	10	6
2474	It's a message from Spot. Even bad dogs go to heaven.	1.1456	0.03457	158	140	13	5
2475	We named it after him, Blackie's Hole.	1.1456	0.03457	158	140	13	5
2476	I'm not going to fetch it, you fetch it.	1.1452	0.03745	124	109	12	3
2477	How long are we gonna stare at this object that is heading straight for us?	1.1452	0.03565	124	108	14	2
2478	I don't know, but I think was should bay.	1.1450	0.03614	131	115	13	3
2479	You howled once too often.	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
2480	Woffff, who dug that hole? That’s nothin, I’ve dug deeper!	1.1450	0.03773	131	116	11	4
2481	Now this is how you play fetch	1.1450	0.03088	131	112	19	0
2482	Don 't tell Rinty,but in the universe behind that black hole I'm the Prime Minister of ZXQYYD.	1.1450	0.03448	131	114	15	2
2483	No, that's not the Dog Star.	1.1449	0.03341	138	120	16	2
2484	We could sit here and ponder how a black hole devours gravity and collapses time and space, but I'd rather just chase a tennis ball.	1.1449	0.03341	138	120	16	2
2485	Don't worry about it. If it was supposed to have any meaning for us, the cartoonist would have made all those sparkly things in the shape of bones.	1.1449	0.03179	138	119	18	1
2486	It's bad luck to howl during a lunar eclipse.	1.1449	0.03496	138	121	14	3
2487	Hey, isn't that the hole that cats lick with thier tongues?	1.1449	0.03341	138	120	16	2
2488	It's GONE!!	1.1449	0.03008	138	118	20	0
2489	… be patient… if we sit hear and stare at it, they always come back…	1.1449	0.03179	138	119	18	1
2490	And they think we're barking at nothing.	1.1448	0.03387	145	127	15	3
2491	I don't see his tail above it.	1.1448	0.03243	145	126	17	2
2492	So, Spot, it seems your astronomical calculations were spot on	1.1448	0.03387	145	127	15	3
2493	Dad, , point out the Belly Button Constellation again.	1.1448	0.03243	145	126	17	2
2494	Okay, I'll jump through. But, you go first.	1.1448	0.03387	145	127	15	3
2495	Cosmology may be too vast for the power of the dog, son.	1.1448	0.03243	145	126	17	2
2496	Did you ever think that we were howling at a large iris?	1.1448	0.03526	145	128	13	4
2497	So that's where all the bones went.	1.1448	0.03387	145	127	15	3
2498	I told you the Moon wouldn’t like us not howling at it last night.	1.1447	0.03288	152	133	16	3
2499	Can we just howl at each other, then?	1.1447	0.03288	152	133	16	3
2500	Do know any creedence ?	1.1447	0.03288	152	133	16	3
2501	Iss thatt...that a Donut ?!!	1.1447	0.03012	152	131	20	1
2502	I really dig that hole	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
2503	That’s one big rabbit hole	1.1440	0.03886	125	111	10	4
2504	Just imagine the bone that's buried in that hole.	1.1440	0.03716	125	110	12	3
2505	They're always trying to shut us up, but I say this is the last straw.	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
2506	Wait, it’s not blue?!	1.1440	0.03351	125	108	16	1
2507	See ball, chase. ball.	1.1439	0.03588	132	116	13	3
2508	I could howl.	1.1439	0.03250	132	114	17	1
2509	It doesn't take an Einstein...	1.1439	0.03423	132	115	15	2
2510	Howling doesn't seem to work.	1.1439	0.03746	132	117	11	4
2511	I always howl at the dark side of the moon.	1.1439	0.03588	132	116	13	3
2512	Siriusly, Orion, where are you?	1.1439	0.03588	132	116	13	3
2513	Somewhere out there is a world without cats.	1.1439	0.03746	132	117	11	4
2514	Looks like a new starred-up	1.1439	0.03588	132	116	13	3
2515	The last time I jumped through a black hole,the whole universe was run by cats.	1.1439	0.03746	132	117	11	4
2516	Hawking and I figure it's a black hole.	1.1439	0.03472	139	122	14	3
2517	It’s not a donut hole, it’s a singularity.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2518	Our howling scared it away.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2519	If we were a bit closer we could sniff it.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2520	It's nights like these I really hate being colorblind.	1.1439	0.03760	139	124	10	5
2521	It's a dog-eat-dog-eats-everything-including-light kind of world.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2522	They call it a Something Hole.	1.1439	0.03472	139	122	14	3
2523	Do you think humans go to heaven?	1.1439	0.03619	139	123	12	4
2524	THAT IS WHERE THE CARTOONIST RAN OUT OF WHITE INK.	1.1439	0.03760	139	124	10	5
2525	Another new telescope...a dog can't lift his leg anywhere, anymore, any time, without somebody watching.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2526	It’s ‘howl at at the moon, introspect at the gaping void’	1.1439	0.03472	139	122	14	3
2527	What are we supposed to do in this particular case?	1.1439	0.03472	139	122	14	3
2528	Im laughing too Carl…I’ve never seen such sport!…Hey what’s that dish doing now?	1.1439	0.03760	139	124	10	5
2529	And that’s Canis Major… or maybe Minor. I don’t know, let’s just howl.	1.1439	0.03318	139	121	16	2
2530	It just disappears everyday.	1.1438	0.03222	146	127	17	2
2531	Come on Rover, just imagine it's there and start barking.	1.1438	0.03366	146	128	15	3
2532	I'm serious! That's where the Dog Star used to be.	1.1438	0.03397	153	135	14	4
2533	It’s where all good dogs go…	1.1438	0.03268	153	134	16	3
2534	‘Black Hole Sun, woof you come’	1.1438	0.03268	153	134	16	3
2535	I’m speechless!	1.1438	0.03299	160	141	15	4
2536	Just pretend and howl as if they never figured out that it was made of rare earth minerals instead of cheese.	1.1438	0.03178	160	140	17	3
2537	Do you think He’ll ever throw it to us.	1.1438	0.03178	160	140	17	3
2538	Back in my youth, I would have dug that.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2539	Wanna play a little game of Corn Hole?	1.1429	0.03828	119	105	11	3
2540	It’s the big fang all over again	1.1429	0.03399	133	116	15	2
2541	I'm telling you, it was there just last night. Maybe I howled too loud'	1.1429	0.03449	140	123	14	3
2542	You jump through it first.	1.1429	0.03399	133	116	15	2
2543	It's that dark matter that makes the math work.	1.1429	0.03449	140	123	14	3
2544	Okay, but why would they name me Spot as well?	1.1429	0.03376	154	136	14	4
2545	When you wish upon a butt . . .	1.1429	0.03689	126	111	12	3
2546	They call it the Big Bagel	1.1429	0.03296	140	122	16	2
2547	Don't worry, it's not a black hole, just the dark side of the moon.	1.1429	0.03296	140	122	16	2
2548	I don't know whether to pee on it or bark at it.	1.1429	0.03689	126	111	12	3
2549	They took the ball with them!	1.1429	0.03563	133	117	13	3
2550	Tonight, inexplicably, I feel no urge to bark nor howl.	1.1429	0.03327	126	109	16	1
2551	That’s our portal when we die - all dogs go to heaven	1.1429	0.03857	126	112	10	4
2552	Getting pulled into that black hole could change everything. We could be the masters and humans the pets.	1.1429	0.03296	140	122	16	2
2553	Do you ever wonder if there is other intelligent life out there, or are we all alone?	1.1429	0.03344	147	129	15	3
2554	Peek a boo	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2555	I think that means tonights howling event has been blacked out.	1.1429	0.03376	154	136	14	4
2556	After they pick it up, that is where all our poop goes.	1.1429	0.03221	119	102	17	0
2557	Yep, no one's even taking this thing Sirius anymore. They are definitely trolling for Uranus jokes this week.	1.1429	0.03399	133	116	15	2
2558	I would call the papers, but I peed all over them, Horace.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2559	Drop it! Drop it! Why won't.you drop it?	1.1429	0.03689	126	111	12	3
2560	It smells like a black hole.	1.1429	0.03344	147	129	15	3
2561	Yep. That's where Buster chased his ball and vanished forever.	1.1429	0.03512	126	110	14	2
2562	Oh, don't be like that! We just howl because we like you.	1.1429	0.03136	140	121	18	1
2563	It’s nothing…really nothing to worry about!!!	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
2564	Ball,Ball,BALL,BAAAAAAAALLLL!!	1.1429	0.03344	147	129	15	3
2565	Just because it's in shadow doesn't mean we don't howl at it, Eugene.	1.1429	0.03719	133	118	11	4
2566	No, I'M not... I mean, yes, I am when I say Sirius has to be the one who dug that hole.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
2567	I told you to be careful what you bay at!	1.1429	0.03227	133	115	17	1
2568	What if it closes behind us?	1.1429	0.03689	126	111	12	3
2569	Looks flat to me…	1.1429	0.03481	147	130	13	4
2570	That’s what happens when you don’t fetch the ball.	1.1429	0.03719	133	118	11	4
2571	Is it coming here or going there?	1.1429	0.03481	147	130	13	4
2572	It's time to embrace our dark sides!	1.1419	0.03478	155	138	12	5
2573	We howled and it went away. Now what?	1.1419	0.03458	148	131	13	4
2574	Maybe this new moon will howl back.	1.1419	0.03181	148	129	17	2
2575	Yeah, right. I wouldn't mess with it.	1.1419	0.03323	148	130	15	3
2576	We howl at the shards now.	1.1418	0.03116	141	122	18	1
2577	As far as I'm concerned: GRAVITY SUCKS!	1.1418	0.03274	141	123	16	2
2578	They call it The Dog Star but it doesn't smell like a dog.	1.1418	0.03116	141	122	18	1
2579	That hole is where all the black haired dogs go when they die.	1.1418	0.03570	141	125	12	4
2580	Man I would love get a sniff of that hole	1.1418	0.03570	141	125	12	4
2581	I knew if we keep looking, we'd find that Black Hole somewhere!	1.1418	0.03274	141	123	16	2
2582	Your father chased a shooting star through there, and we've never seen him since.	1.1418	0.03426	141	124	14	3
2583	Instead of scaring everyone away with my barking I should be more friendly.	1.1418	0.03426	141	124	14	3
2584	How do we know which are ours, and which are Elon's?	1.1418	0.03274	141	123	16	2
2585	Scientists call it a black hole; I call it the portal to Doggie Heaven.	1.1418	0.03274	141	123	16	2
2586	I don't know...Go ahead, you howl at it, see what happens.	1.1418	0.03985	134	121	7	6
2587	Ya. no i got nothing for this one, this one’s hard. I dont know what’s going on here, is it a lunar eclipse? Are these star-gazing white fangs? Are they friends? Are they fugitives? Just a couple of lost souls? What do you all think?	1.1418	0.03842	134	120	9	5
2588	Somethings not quite right about this.	1.1418	0.03538	134	118	13	3
2589	Dog #1: Finally, our God has arrived. Dog #2: God is not a donut hole. Dog #3: Most Americans would counter that sentiment.	1.1418	0.03538	134	118	13	3
2590	Oh darn… We shouldn’t have wished for macaroni and cheese…	1.1418	0.03205	134	116	17	1
2591	How long till we get fed again?"	1.1417	0.03486	127	111	14	2
2592	Makes me miss the old moons we used to howl at!	1.1417	0.03302	127	110	16	1
2593	They're nights when only the moon howls.	1.1417	0.03302	127	110	16	1
2594	I don't know where Wolf is. He accepted the meeting invite.	1.1417	0.03828	127	113	10	4
2595	They say absence makes the howl grow fonder.	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
2596	It's an eclipse. Or a black hole. Or both.	1.1417	0.03302	127	110	16	1
2597	I knew something like this would happen.	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
2598	Don’t ask me, Jeffrey. I’m still working on “roll over”	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
2599	let's sing it's the end ofthe world as we know it	1.1417	0.03661	127	112	12	3
2600	I wonder how many dog light years away that is?	1.1417	0.03828	127	113	10	4
2601	The moon just isn't the same since Elon Musk took it over.	1.1417	0.03797	120	106	11	3
2602	I preferred the concept of black holes as an abstract thought experiment	1.1417	0.03608	120	105	13	2
2603	It's probably because of too much waxing	1.1417	0.04150	120	108	7	5
2604	Ya, I peed in that spot.	1.1417	0.03797	120	106	11	3
2605	I thought that was only metaphorical	1.1417	0.03608	120	105	13	2
2606	I think the aliens took their ball back	1.1410	0.03077	156	136	18	2
2607	I saw the crescent, you saw the hole of the moon!	1.1410	0.03077	156	136	18	2
2608	Did we scare it?	1.1409	0.03302	149	131	15	3
2609	Could this be a time portal?	1.1409	0.03302	149	131	15	3
2610	If it is too good to be true then it's a trap, trust me son.	1.1409	0.03436	149	132	13	4
2611	we wanted to howl at the moon so we went there instead	1.1409	0.03302	149	131	15	3
2612	No cow, no moon and I'm not laughing.	1.1409	0.03302	149	131	15	3
2613	Let us pray. Our ball, who art in heaven...	1.1409	0.03436	149	132	13	4
2614	So that’s why the werewolves aren’t out tonight.	1.1409	0.03302	149	131	15	3
2615	Woof. Howl. WOOF! Woof.	1.1408	0.03253	142	124	16	2
2616	I still think it would have popped more in a contrasting color.	1.1408	0.03547	142	126	12	4
2617	Now how do we keep everyone awake?	1.1408	0.03403	142	125	14	3
2618	It's good to see father still loves to dig holes.	1.1408	0.03095	142	123	18	1
2619	I told you Mercury was in retrograde.	1.1408	0.03685	142	127	10	5
2620	There it is — the Doggone Star.	1.1407	0.03513	135	119	13	3
2621	The void consumes	1.1407	0.03513	135	119	13	3
2622	No way I'm barking at a black hole, thing's too creepy.	1.1407	0.03004	135	116	19	0
2623	That's their secret!	1.1407	0.03815	135	121	9	5
2624	Good luck howling at _that_.	1.1407	0.03352	135	118	15	2
2625	You knew even light couldn't escape, before you threw Fluffy in?	1.1407	0.03957	135	122	7	6
2626	That's where all those bones go that we bury and never find again.	1.1407	0.03183	135	117	17	1
2627	Bay at the black hole.	1.1407	0.03183	135	117	17	1
2628	Uranus sure is pretty	1.1407	0.03352	135	118	15	2
2629	Who do we howl to now?	1.1407	0.03513	135	119	13	3
2630	It's a dog's life here. Do you think it will get any better in the hereafter ?	1.1407	0.03815	135	121	9	5
2631	Howling at the moon just isn't the same since they painted the moon black.	1.1407	0.03352	135	118	15	2
2632	/Users/carolinebergin/Desktop/IMG_3777.jpeg Why Does This Keep Happening To Me?!	1.1407	0.03513	135	119	13	3
2633	I wished upon a star but all I got is this black hole.	1.1407	0.03352	135	118	15	2
2634	But what if he rises right when we’re packing up to leave?	1.1407	0.03513	135	119	13	3
2635	I'm howl-less.	1.1406	0.03461	128	112	14	2
2636	All dogs mark in Heaven.	1.1406	0.03461	128	112	14	2
2637	I used to dig those!	1.1406	0.03634	128	113	12	3
2638	I dunno, Mate, looks like Gods getting ready to dump another opinion on us	1.1406	0.03461	128	112	14	2
2639	It's where cats go when you chase them.	1.1406	0.03634	128	113	12	3
2640	That, son, is a hole in the Milky Way.	1.1406	0.03634	128	113	12	3
2641	It sure does make you feel small.	1.1406	0.03958	128	115	8	5
2642	Someone stole the moon.	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
2643	Are there bones in the other Universes?	1.1405	0.03768	121	107	11	3
2644	Yeah, I think I’ll pass on the ‘fetch’ thing…	1.1405	0.03946	121	108	9	4
2645	It is just the earth casting a shadow on the moon, but you can bark at it anyway.	1.1405	0.03580	121	106	13	2
2646	And this is what is referred to as negative space	1.1405	0.03382	121	105	15	1
2647	Nothing I can say. Total Eclipse of the Bark	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
2648	Maybe I have macular degeneration!	1.1404	0.04294	114	103	6	5
2649	They say it's a black hole, but all I see is tennis ball.	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
2650	You sure it's just one squirrel in there?	1.1401	0.02922	157	136	20	1
2651	Oh, shit. You're in big, big trouble, my friend.	1.1400	0.03142	150	131	17	2
2652	Of course I tried to eat it, but it's too far away.	1.1400	0.03281	150	132	15	3
2653	My owner told me that if I kept barking I'd be sorry.	1.1400	0.03281	150	132	15	3
2654	Looks like the hole in donut	1.1400	0.02996	150	130	19	1
2655	And that’s the story of Orion’s Slipper.	1.1400	0.03415	150	133	13	4
2656	...you'd think the hole would have been dog-shaped.	1.1400	0.03281	150	132	15	3
2657	Imagine sniffing butts with the dog that dug that black hole.	1.1400	0.03543	150	134	11	5
2658	How'll we howl now?	1.1399	0.03075	143	124	18	1
2659	You think we should, Herb?	1.1399	0.03075	143	124	18	1
2660	Hey, what happened to our 'dog star'?	1.1399	0.03075	143	124	18	1
2661	I just don't see what the howling is all about.	1.1399	0.03380	143	126	14	3
2662	I know I’m supposed to say something trite about fearing the vacuum of space right now, but I’m just so overcome in awe at the sheer magnitude of the universe’s butthole and my desire to sniff the absolute crap out of it.	1.1397	0.03788	136	122	9	5
2663	Al black hole is where your water dish goes.	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
2664	Maybe we are color blind?	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
2665	Are we allowed to bark at a lunar eclipse?	1.1397	0.03161	136	118	17	1
2666	And we are alone in the Universe…	1.1397	0.03329	136	119	15	2
2667	That's one powerful howl	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
2668	Someone stole our ball.	1.1397	0.03788	136	122	9	5
2669	Ctrl+Alt+Undog?	1.1397	0.03329	136	119	15	2
2670	It's called a black hole. It kind of reminds me of Rusty."	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
2671	I guess we could just howl at each other.	1.1397	0.03329	136	119	15	2
2672	If you did catch it you wouldn’t know what to do with it.	1.1397	0.03329	136	119	15	2
2673	Maybe it'll come back if you stop barking.	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
2674	Doggone it. She threw it too far again.	1.1397	0.03489	136	120	13	3
2675	Siriusly?!?	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
2676	And just like that.	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
2677	I never know how to howl at a new moon.	1.1395	0.03254	129	112	16	1
2678	Nobody told me that if I howled at the moon, it would actually run away.	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
2679	Does a stellar black hole scare you, too?	1.1395	0.03607	129	114	12	3
2680	Will it let all the air out?	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
2681	No, I don't see the red-ish star.	1.1395	0.03435	129	113	14	2
2682	mmmm meatball	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
2683	That's the Trump Galaxy also known as Hopus Gonus.	1.1393	0.03738	122	108	11	3
2684	That's a sirius black hole!	1.1393	0.03738	122	108	11	3
2685	We weren't howling much anymore so I canceled our monthly subscription.	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
2686	I think it's the vacuum cleaner.	1.1393	0.03357	122	106	15	1
2687	Wormhole?	1.1392	0.03041	158	138	18	2
2688	Not a caption but to my old eyes I thought at first they were barking at it!	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
2689	Nothing causes me to question my purpose like the unfetchable ball	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
2690	I swear I didn’t do anything!	1.1391	0.04258	115	104	6	5
2691	‚Mice must have landed on the moon…’	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
2692	See if we can get our owner to check underneath the table.	1.1391	0.03122	151	132	17	2
2693	Ghost diggers in the sky..	1.1391	0.03122	151	132	17	2
2694	Is it a black ball or a black hole?	1.1391	0.02977	151	131	19	1
2695	Tell dish and spoon, there'll be no cow jumping tonight.	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2696	Woof woof?	1.1389	0.03210	144	126	16	2
2697	I feel like howling here could come off as sarcastic	1.1389	0.03358	144	127	14	3
2698	Milo, do you think that black hole was created when you tore apart that Roomba who was R2D2 cousin ?	1.1389	0.03358	144	127	14	3
2699	I hope he doesn't try to sniff us.	1.1389	0.03500	144	128	12	4
2700	I bet the best bones are buried in there.	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
2701	Just think...there may be planets where to dogs pick up the humans poop.	1.1389	0.03767	144	130	8	6
2702	It’s eaten Canis Major!	1.1389	0.03500	144	128	12	4
2703	I’ve been told a world with endless beef bones exists on the other side.	1.1389	0.03500	144	128	12	4
2704	I just don’t feel like howling.	1.1389	0.03500	144	128	12	4
2705	That hole is an electromagnetic zone where gravity is crazy strong. All the dogs are talking about it.	1.1389	0.03358	144	127	14	3
2706	Did he say “fetch”?	1.1389	0.03210	144	126	16	2
2707	There's probably a cat on at least one of those dots up there. Keep barking	1.1387	0.03465	137	121	13	3
2708	That hole in the sky is where dogs came from a millennium ago and landed here. And here we are. Have you had supper yet?	1.1387	0.03140	137	119	17	1
2709	Nights like tonight I wonder what we're even howling about most the time.	1.1387	0.03465	137	121	13	3
2710	Did that black hole swallow the moon?	1.1387	0.03616	137	122	11	4
2711	Lost a lot of bones in that one.	1.1387	0.03306	137	120	15	2
2712	Look at the hole you dug us into!	1.1387	0.03762	137	123	9	5
2713	Now we know where all those little baggies go.	1.1387	0.03616	137	122	11	4
2714	When it’s full and bright, we howl with reckless abandon. When it’s like this, we’re supposed to get reflect and contemplate quietly.	1.1387	0.03616	137	122	11	4
2715	Shucks! I really wanted to howl tonight.	1.1387	0.03465	137	121	13	3
2716	There’ll be no howling tonight!	1.1387	0.03306	137	120	15	2
2717	Wait…the event horizon has shifted	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2718	That's the largest black hole I've ever seen	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2719	My desire to howl at the moon has been eclipsed.	1.1385	0.03744	130	116	10	4
2720	Looking at the stars again? You can't be Sirius...	1.1385	0.03581	130	115	12	3
2721	If the moon was made of cheese ,, That must have been one big mouse !!	1.1385	0.03581	130	115	12	3
2722	Disapointing, but on the other hand, there is that hen house just next door.	1.1385	0.03744	130	116	10	4
2723	If it comes any closer, just sniff it and make friends.	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2724	Woof or maybe meow.	1.1385	0.03581	130	115	12	3
2725	The bones we hid there will drive archeologists nuts!	1.1385	0.03581	130	115	12	3
2726	I’ll probably get blamed for digging that one, too.	1.1385	0.03900	130	117	8	5
2727	But where is his tail?	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2728	Yeah, well, I tried and you can’t get close enough to sniff it.	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2729	Video Rodeo	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2730	Don't turn around. We're not supposed to know we're in a cartoon.	1.1385	0.03411	130	114	14	2
2731	not tonight sweetie.	1.1385	0.03231	130	113	16	1
2732	It’s a mystery where they go, Junior. It’s like that bone we buried last summer.	1.1382	0.03525	123	108	13	2
2733	Don't we usually hear clapping before the light goes out?	1.1382	0.03331	123	107	15	1
2734	I love howling at the rip in the spacetime continuum.	1.1382	0.03710	123	109	11	3
2735	Where did all of our cheese go?	1.1382	0.03331	123	107	15	1
2736	Remember Einstein discussing it with us.	1.1382	0.03372	152	135	13	4
2737	Canis Major will chew anything.	1.1379	0.03036	145	126	18	1
2738	There it is, the great toilet bowl in the sky.	1.1379	0.03852	116	103	10	3
2739	It's the cookie without the gnaw.	1.1379	0.03036	145	126	18	1
2740	While I appreciate what the artist has done with negative space, it just doesn’t make me howl.	1.1379	0.03612	145	130	10	5
2741	I buried a bone in a hole and I can't find it. Do you think it's in that one?	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
2742	OOOOOppenheimer!!	1.1379	0.03190	145	127	16	2
2743	and this my dear boy is the origin for why so many of us are named Spot.	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
2744	He threw our food bowl through the space-time continuum.	1.1377	0.03284	138	121	15	2
2745	You really shouldn't be so negative!	1.1377	0.03284	138	121	15	2
2746	Luke will know what to do.	1.1377	0.03118	138	120	17	1
2747	I refuse to howl at a cheap knock off of Rothko's "Bark Side in Black."	1.1377	0.03591	138	123	11	4
2748	I suppose it could be a doggie door	1.1377	0.03118	138	120	17	1
2749	It'll appear after the trigger warning.	1.1377	0.03118	138	120	17	1
2750	That's what all your hailing at the Moon did!	1.1377	0.03441	138	122	13	3
2751	It's the Great Dog Bowl constellation	1.1377	0.03736	138	124	9	5
2752	That’s a serious ‘No Fetch’ zone.	1.1377	0.03284	138	121	15	2
2753	Wow! Just plain wow.	1.1377	0.02944	138	119	19	0
2754	So many stars,not enough teeth	1.1375	0.02871	160	139	20	1
2755	I don't know about you, but I'm not sniffing it.	1.1374	0.03386	131	115	14	2
2756	It’s been awhile – I don’t think it’s a ball.	1.1374	0.03555	131	116	12	3
2757	You got a bone?	1.1374	0.03717	131	117	10	4
2758	Starlight star bright first star I see tonight, I wish I may I wish .. Squirrel !	1.1374	0.03208	131	114	16	1
2759	So the Great Sky Dog has turned its back on our world.	1.1374	0.03208	131	114	16	1
2760	Farewell to the tennis ball in the sky	1.1374	0.03386	131	115	14	2
2761	Imagin

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