Contest #865


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well, in a black hole the gravitational pull is so intense that nothing, not even light, can escape. So yeah, I think your ball is gone. 1.7594 0.02204 1380 668 376 336
1 It's probably just a phase. 1.7091 0.01811 1856 913 570 373
2 A hundred bucks says a cat has something to do with this. 1.7016 0.02080 1441 728 415 298
3 Well, we still have the mailman. 1.6851 0.02003 1537 792 437 308
4 Is it just me or do you also have strong urge to sniff it? 1.6032 0.01980 1497 854 383 260
5 You're named after that one, Spot. 1.6015 0.01976 1478 838 391 249
6 I know how this looks but I swear it was there last night 1.5837 0.01850 1554 871 459 224
7 It's not the moon I miss, it's the howling. 1.5794 0.01973 1417 814 385 218
8 I think we chewed through the wrong cord. 1.5658 0.01900 1437 820 421 196
9 Do you also see kibble around an open manhole? 1.5520 0.01917 1433 842 391 200
10 Well it’s either a lunar eclipse or I have glaucoma. 1.5446 0.01967 1414 855 348 211
11 It makes the holes we chewed in the couch seem so small. 1.5424 0.01363 2880 1731 736 413
12 I can’t believe it, the howling finally worked. 1.5378 0.02063 1205 716 330 159
13 Look at that a vacuum I'm not afraid of. 1.5365 0.01995 1398 863 320 215
14 Some see a 'black hole'. I see a large 'sprinkled donut'. 1.5338 0.02012 1300 786 334 180
15 Finally, all that howling worked. 1.5330 0.01861 1501 904 394 203
16 I completely understand the physics of black holes, but I still wonder if that’s where squirrels go at night. 1.5278 0.02401 900 546 233 121
17 I don’t know whether to howl or to question the meaning of life. 1.5229 0.01808 1526 918 418 190
18 I think the Cow did it. 1.5193 0.01844 1556 965 374 217
19 Okay, now you did it... 1.5165 0.01811 1547 947 401 199
20 It’s supposed to be over Miami. But the black hole over Mar-a-Lago sucked it in. 1.5146 0.02403 958 610 203 145
21 I see an everything bagel. What do you see? 1.5126 0.01654 1904 1186 460 258
22 What the hell are you howling at? 1.5097 0.01839 1501 929 379 193
23 We are but specks of dust in the expanse of the infinite cosmos. Can I sniff your butt? 1.5074 0.01874 1492 939 349 204
24 Looks like Elon missed a spot. 1.5068 0.01870 1476 924 356 196
25 You read much Sartre? 1.4970 0.01779 1499 922 409 168
26 I know he said 'fetch', but this is getting ridiculous. 1.4963 0.02145 1088 684 268 136
27 Seems like even more reason to howl. 1.4963 0.01920 1358 854 334 170
28 Oh no, I hope it’s not a vacuum 1.4883 0.02152 1028 642 270 116
29 Did you bury it? 1.4796 0.01917 1226 761 342 123
30 The one night I need to blow off some steam. 1.4791 0.01605 2006 1313 425 268
31 Frisbee in the sky with diamonds, you say?… what kind of treats have they been feeding you? 1.4784 0.02228 972 620 239 113
32 Maybe it really was made of cheese. 1.4752 0.01767 1471 926 391 154
33 Not all holes are sniffable. 1.4745 0.01470 2740 1909 362 469
34 Do you think we finally scared it away? 1.4708 0.01765 1472 933 385 154
35 As a matter of principle, I don’t howl at new moons. 1.4685 0.01830 1381 881 353 147
36 The whole universe has fleas and ringworm. 1.4676 0.01572 2592 1887 198 507
37 Should we howl just to mess with them? 1.4669 0.01761 1482 946 380 156
38 That last howl seems to have triggered something. 1.4636 0.01725 1471 928 404 139
39 Next time, don't howl so loud. 1.4636 0.01689 1633 1053 403 177
40 Don't howl, son. That’s the bark side. 1.4634 0.01633 2292 1645 232 415
41 You know it’s a good howl if you scared off the moon! 1.4633 0.01765 1459 933 376 150
42 I love Pink Floyd too. 1.4631 0.01861 1369 889 326 154
43 It makes all our problems seem so small — except for that mailman. 1.4614 0.01599 2215 1545 318 352
44 It's not eassy to howl at the dark side of the moon. 1.4594 0.01796 1415 912 356 147
45 Well, That's certainly not amore. 1.4555 0.01927 1271 834 295 142
46 Wow, a howl in one! 1.4524 0.03195 504 343 94 67
47 Looks like there’s nothing on tonight. 1.4513 0.01625 1848 1236 390 222
48 That would be an absolutely stunning Blue Moon, if we weren’t color blind. 1.4481 0.02504 752 499 169 84
49 'Guess you howled at it once too often.' 1.4458 0.01737 1431 925 374 132
50 See, I told you if we howl long enough we could scare it away. 1.4455 0.01736 1423 918 376 129
51 One small step…my ass… 1.4452 0.01820 1433 958 312 163
52 It's moments like these that I'm reminded just how insignificant my owner is. 1.4432 0.01782 1654 1151 273 230
53 Uh oh, we may have howled a little too loud this time. 1.4431 0.02076 984 635 262 87
54 I don't think we're gonna get that ball back 1.4385 0.01850 1512 1054 253 205
55 We’re dogs. It’s round. It’s a ball. We pounce on it, chew it to bits and spread it all over. Nothing “Cosmic” about it. 1.4376 0.01856 1266 832 314 120
56 Do think that is where my ball is? 1.4359 0.03754 312 206 76 30
57 That’s what happens when you don't pay your electric bill. 1.4353 0.01966 1523 1121 141 261
58 To howl, or not to howl; that is the question. 1.4282 0.02075 1357 1006 121 230
59 I say we howl anyway. 1.4268 0.01871 1298 880 282 136
60 It's gonna be a lot harder to fetch. 1.4218 0.02123 1247 919 130 198
61 This motherfucker. 1.4186 0.02256 1185 902 70 213
62 I would so sniff that. 1.4137 0.02055 1112 778 208 126
63 Now what? 1.4036 0.01963 1011 678 258 75
64 Listen, let’s say the cat did it. 1.4034 0.02186 947 665 182 100
65 Rover, we have a problem. 1.4033 0.02157 982 692 184 106
66 Oh no. An even scarier vacuum. 1.3991 0.02500 882 667 78 137
67 Offhand, I’d say it’s a region of space having a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape, otherwise known as a black hole. But I’m just a dog, what do I know? 1.3969 0.02379 902 666 114 122
68 Someday, long after we're gone, some future dog will bury a bone in that hole. 1.3953 0.02259 802 553 181 68
69 Do you ever just look up at all the stars in the sky and wonder, 'When's dinner?' 1.3948 0.02381 813 582 141 90
70 Black matter lives 1.3896 0.02350 811 580 146 85
71 If anyone asks, it wasn't us, ok? 1.3895 0.02368 778 552 149 77
72 What will cows jump over now? 1.3870 0.02285 783 547 169 67
73 You think that's where the ball went? 1.3867 0.02355 799 572 145 82
74 Great, a harvested moon. 1.3852 0.02447 784 573 120 91
75 They ate the cheese and left us nothing! 1.3849 0.02347 704 486 165 53
76 Maybe it's just a phase 1.3831 0.02426 757 546 132 79
77 Musk had it painted black and changed its name to O. 1.3829 0.02476 807 602 101 104
78 It's like when my dad left me. 1.3817 0.02447 613 419 154 40
79 I guess we got a little carried away last night. 1.3797 0.02400 719 510 145 64
80 Oh my God Ralph, someone took the dog star. 1.3794 0.02391 709 500 149 60
81 Wouldn't be the first time I howled at nothing... 1.3793 0.02526 704 512 117 75
82 It looks like Uranus. 1.3748 0.02722 627 464 91 72
83 If I’d known what would happen when Bessie jumped over it, I never would have laughed. 1.3744 0.02471 633 444 141 48
84 I guess we finally scared it off. 1.3738 0.02345 709 499 155 55
85 Power outage on earth again. 1.3734 0.02433 707 508 134 65
86 It just makes me realize how small and insignificant my owner is. 1.3733 0.02546 667 484 117 66
87 Let’s do howls of dismay. 1.3724 0.02424 733 532 129 72
88 Took a month, but we finally scared it away. 1.3723 0.02509 693 505 118 70
89 Do you think anyone would mind if we howl anyway? 1.3710 0.02419 663 468 144 51
90 Sure I was howling at the moon, but I didn't think it would leave! 1.3708 0.02586 677 500 103 74
91 Our ancestors called it God’s butt. Some say it takes 13.7 million years for the smell to reach our noses on earth. It really makes you think for the scale of the univ-SQUIRREL I SAW A SQUIRREL 1.3683 0.02817 638 490 61 87
92 I wonder how far it is in Dog years? 1.3682 0.02571 641 466 114 61
93 It really makes you consider the triviality of fetch. 1.3669 0.02665 616 453 100 63
94 Wouldn't you love to sniff that one? 1.3652 0.02600 627 458 109 60
95 All I did was howl. 1.3652 0.02509 638 459 125 54
96 I swear. I was just howling at it last night. 1.3638 0.02546 635 461 117 57
97 “See that, son. Any day the mother ship will come back for us and these humans will be in for a big surprise. Fetch the ball, my ass.” 1.3628 0.02745 623 471 78 74
98 They missed a spot. 1.3622 0.02626 624 460 102 62
99 How is this my fault? 1.3615 0.03494 343 251 60 32
100 To add a further grievance to my species inequality list, they have the luminous serenity of the Man in the Moon and we have the annoying distraction of The Unfetchable Ball. 1.3596 0.02624 570 411 113 46
101 i don’t know…i feel like i’d just be howling at nothing. 1.3593 0.02616 590 429 110 51
102 I’ll bet the cat did it, but you know he’s going to blame us 1.3578 0.02742 559 412 94 53
103 My vet told me there's a donut hole in our insurance, too. 1.3573 0.02647 487 340 120 27
104 Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? 1.3573 0.03024 585 465 31 89
105 Don't ask me. You're the one who howled at it. 1.3569 0.02621 608 448 103 57
106 I think we finally scared it away. 1.3525 0.02610 590 433 106 51
107 'Howling at the void' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.3513 0.02713 538 394 99 45
108 This takes cancel culture to a new level. 1.3501 0.02803 537 401 84 52
109 Something tells me our tennis ball's never coming back. 1.3500 0.02921 520 394 70 56
110 It makes you want to believe in dog. 1.3474 0.02805 570 435 72 63
111 You should work on ‘stay’’ before tackling quantum mechanics 1.3462 0.02865 517 389 77 51
112 I guess all the barking finally worked. 1.3462 0.02677 543 399 100 44
113 The ancients called it the Frisbee, but modern astronomers say it's an artifact left over from the Big Bark. 1.3434 0.02843 495 368 84 43
114 That's Spot. 1.3432 0.02794 507 376 88 43
115 Fetch that - i dare you! 1.3429 0.02747 452 323 103 26
116 That’s the black hole where all our balls went! 1.3411 0.02768 513 381 89 43
117 If anyone asks, we'll blame it on the cat. 1.3409 0.02901 484 363 77 44
118 Sometimes I just stare into the void and wonder if there is a Dog. 1.3398 0.02852 512 387 76 49
119 Max, my boy, that's called a black hole. It's filled with millions of lost sticks, tennis balls, and Frisbees. 1.3397 0.02778 524 393 84 47
120 It’s just too far away and I’m not getting a whiff of anything. Yet I feel the allure. 1.3393 0.02790 445 321 97 27
121 Seriously. You don't see it? 1.3390 0.02841 469 346 87 36
122 And that's where all the lost tennis balls go. 1.3390 0.02828 472 348 88 36
123 Is this the bark-side of the moon? 1.3386 0.02894 508 387 70 51
124 Typical--howl a couple of nights and they go and hide it. 1.3383 0.02723 535 400 89 46
125 And that, son, is called the "Empty Dog Bowl." 1.3366 0.02823 505 380 80 45
126 You think that last howl might've been a bit harsh? 1.3360 0.02773 503 375 87 41
127 Thank god for the mailman. 1.3333 0.02857 432 316 88 28
128 I’ll bet you five treats that I get blamed for chewing that hole. 1.3333 0.02791 483 359 87 37
129 One day we’ll meet the Great Dog who dug that hole, and we’ll learn what’s buried there. 1.3326 0.02847 484 364 79 41
130 All these years howling, I never thought it would work. 1.3326 0.02890 481 364 74 43
131 Well, I'm not going to sit here and howl at nothing like an idiot. 1.3311 0.02904 441 328 80 33
132 Don't ask me-I still chase my tail. 1.3297 0.03101 464 363 49 52
133 I think this is where our person goes when he’s staring at his phone. 1.3292 0.02847 483 365 77 41
134 What’s Musk done now? 1.3275 0.03050 455 352 57 46
135 And I thought it was merely a passing reference to astrophysics in Oppenheimer. 1.3262 0.02927 423 315 78 30
136 All the good bones are in there. 1.3261 0.03015 417 314 70 33
137 I don't know about you, but a total eclipse always makes me think about an empty food bowl. 1.3259 0.02800 451 334 87 30
138 I hear it moved to a quieter neighborhood. 1.3244 0.02988 447 342 65 40
139 Looks like Earth forgot to pay their electric bill again. 1.3239 0.03199 426 334 46 46
140 I guess all of that howling finally worked. 1.3237 0.02992 417 314 71 32
141 That's the part of space not licensed to Elon Musk.... 1.3233 0.03036 430 329 63 38
142 I'm telling you Willy, the tide's gonna be a mess now... 1.3214 0.02974 420 317 71 32
143 That there , son , is one black hole we ain't gonna sniff. 1.3213 0.02974 442 338 66 38
144 They say it’s just a phase. 1.3205 0.03017 415 315 67 33
145 You get the ball this time. 1.3203 0.03028 409 310 67 32
146 They say on the other side you can catch your tail. 1.3203 0.02886 434 326 77 31
147 Do you ever wonder if you really are a good boy? 1.3203 0.02994 434 332 65 37
148 It's a place where a massive object has collapsed and created a region where the gravity is so intense that not even light can escape. It's called a cat's soul." 1.3202 0.03200 406 316 50 40
149 Lately I feel like I've been howling into the void. 1.3200 0.02900 450 342 72 36
150 I don't know what it is but I really want to sniff it. 1.3197 0.03087 416 320 59 37
151 I wonder how far away that is in dog years? 1.3191 0.03237 376 289 54 33
152 Note the use of negative space. 1.3184 0.02981 402 302 72 28
153 Spot? 1.3179 0.02988 431 330 65 36
154 I'm telling you, two weeks ago in that very spot was the biggest, brightest ball I've ever seen. 1.3151 0.03002 438 339 60 39
155 At least we can still bark at the mailman. 1.3140 0.03122 379 289 61 29
156 I blame Schrodinger's cat. 1.3133 0.03163 383 295 56 32
157 Just a thought...did you pay the electric bill? 1.3133 0.03230 415 330 40 45
158 The universe lifted its tail just for us. 1.3133 0.03083 415 322 56 37
159 Turns out Elon Musk owned the rights 1.3128 0.03063 422 328 56 38
160 We should definitely go sniff it. 1.3128 0.02893 438 334 71 33
161 I'm pretty sure he threw the ball in there 1.3127 0.03049 403 309 62 32
162 Darn! Too far away to sniff. 1.3125 0.02918 400 300 75 25
163 My owner disappears like this, and I never know if he’s coming back. 1.3123 0.03343 381 302 39 40
164 It’s weird, I want to sniff it too. 1.3123 0.03060 365 274 68 23
165 The great pup in the sky must have forgotten to pay the electric bill. 1.3116 0.03350 398 320 32 46
166 If it was smaller, I'd say the cat had something to do with this. 1.3114 0.03049 395 302 63 30
167 Let's call it spot! 1.3111 0.03258 360 278 52 30
168 The legend goes that the greatest dog owner ever threw a ball so hard it left that hole in the sky. 1.3103 0.03195 377 292 53 32
169 So that's where the humans used to live 1.3101 0.02981 387 292 70 25
170 I didn't used to care, but now they switched me to that new natural organic dog food I've begun to question the nature of the cosmos. 1.3095 0.03111 391 302 57 32
171 No, you can't fetch that ball. Believe me, I tried. 1.3089 0.02960 395 299 70 26
172 Maybe someone forgot to pay the cable bill? 1.3075 0.02992 348 258 73 17
173 It's called 'intermission'" 1.3075 0.03039 335 248 71 16
174 Fetch the ball suddenly has such an existential ring to it. 1.3071 0.03005 394 301 65 28
175 I miss Pluto 1.3069 0.03292 378 299 42 37
176 Sure, you could try to warn them, but they’ll just tell you to shut the hell up. 1.3061 0.03236 343 263 55 25
177 Omniscient frisbee, we pray to thee. 1.3052 0.03295 367 289 44 34
178 Do you want to howl anyway, or should we come back when they turn the lights on? 1.3040 0.02979 398 305 65 28
179 I guess he finally gave her the moon. 1.3040 0.03250 352 273 51 28
180 I think it's what they call a black hole...and they'll probably blame me for digging it. 1.3038 0.03286 339 262 51 26
181 Go ahead...you howl. I'm not getting sucked into this one. 1.3031 0.03217 353 273 53 27
182 You think everything looks like a tennis ball, Ralph. 1.3029 0.03208 373 292 49 32
183 What did Elon do with the Moon THIS time? 1.3027 0.03216 337 258 56 23
184 I swear the big ball was right there last night” 1.3026 0.03053 380 292 61 27
185 This is more than just rearranging the furniture 1.3025 0.03158 324 244 62 18
186 I'm pretty sure it's Uranus 1.3025 0.03175 367 285 53 29
187 Do you see it? Kibble everywhere except the bowl. 1.3019 0.03283 361 284 45 32
188 And that, son, is the famous black hole dug by our ancestor Sirius, the dog star. 1.3013 0.03215 375 295 47 33
189 „Trust me, it’s a trap - it’s just hanging there, nobody ever throws it.“ 1.3007 0.03407 306 236 48 22
190 One day I'll get that ball. 1.3006 0.03018 346 260 68 18
191 Huh, after all this time, the howling finally worked. 1.2997 0.03088 377 292 57 28
192 Musk strikes again 1.2996 0.03840 227 173 40 14
193 I wonder, if a dog barks in the nighttime at a moon that isn’t there, does it still bother the neighbors. 1.2984 0.03057 382 296 58 28
194 No, I don't think the frisbee is coming back. 1.2975 0.03045 363 278 62 23
195 Which one is the dog star? 1.2974 0.03113 343 262 60 21
196 Well, that's the last time I'll howl at the moon. 1.2966 0.03216 327 251 55 21
197 I thought it was a black hole, but the same people who banned books in Florida now only let us see this heavily redacted view of the universe, blocking out the planets that might support life that could have gay beings. 1.2966 0.03548 327 263 31 33
198 I bet it was the vacuum. 1.2965 0.03265 344 269 48 27
199 Think of all the bones buried in there 1.2964 0.03328 307 236 51 20
200 ME FR 1.2958 0.03568 355 293 19 43
201 Anus Major 1.2950 0.03243 339 264 50 25
202 Of course, in dog years, we're even farther away. 1.2948 0.03227 329 254 53 22
203 Someone forgot to turn the moon on again. 1.2946 0.03235 336 261 51 24
204 Sometimes I wonder if there really is a dog. 1.2945 0.03526 326 262 32 32
205 I'm pretty sure that's where they hide the treats. 1.2941 0.03326 323 252 47 24
206 I don't know, but I'm gonna howl at it. 1.2939 0.03135 347 268 56 23
207 Based on Hawking’s theories, that is one hole you don’t want to bury your bones in. 1.2936 0.03154 344 266 55 23
208 They call it a 'Black Hole, and I'm pretty sure the cat did it. 1.2936 0.03259 344 270 47 27
209 I think it's a doggy door 1.2934 0.03109 351 271 57 23
210 Imagine the size of the dog who dug that. 1.2931 0.03239 331 257 51 23
211 I'm all spaced out. Isn't the moon supposed to be there? 1.2928 0.03310 304 234 51 19
212 I know what you’re thinking, but it’s unsniffable. 1.2921 0.03178 356 279 50 27
213 I call that constellation the food bowl. 1.2919 0.03300 322 251 48 23
214 If we howl at a black hole, does anyone hear us? 1.2914 0.03484 302 238 40 24
215 Can’t I bark at it anyway? 1.2913 0.03365 309 241 46 22
216 Cats. I'm sure of it. 1.2912 0.03175 340 264 53 23
217 I toldja. The moon is a hoax. 1.2910 0.03232 323 250 52 21
218 I say we go ahead and howl, anyway! 1.2909 0.03095 361 281 55 25
219 I think that’s the dark side of the frisbee 1.2907 0.03334 313 244 47 22
220 The neighbors complained. 1.2903 0.03261 310 239 52 19
221 Trust me; if we stare at it long enough someone will eventually throw it. 1.2903 0.03221 341 267 49 25
222 That,they say,is where all your favorite tennis balls disappear to. 1.2901 0.03282 324 253 48 23
223 I bet a cat is to blame. 1.2896 0.03091 335 257 59 19
224 Damn that Elon Musk! 1.2895 0.03336 304 236 48 20
225 Don't laugh. Maybe they'll blame it on the cow. 1.2888 0.03329 329 260 43 26
226 It's called Anti-Fetch-Matter 1.2885 0.03047 364 283 57 24
227 I usually howl at the moon. What do we do now? 1.2884 0.03315 319 250 46 23
228 They call is bark matter. 1.2881 0.03537 295 234 37 24
229 So you see, a black hole is where all your chew toys end up. 1.2878 0.03216 337 264 49 24
230 It's the Doggy Door to another dimension. 1.2875 0.03422 320 255 38 27
231 That's new. We should sniff it. 1.2874 0.03133 341 265 54 22
232 Face it, we're just howling into the void. 1.2867 0.03451 293 230 42 21
233 It's the Frisbee constellation. 1.2866 0.03193 314 242 54 18
234 It reminds me of the night we met at the dog park. 1.2866 0.03145 321 247 56 18
235 Reminds me of a dalmatian I once sniffed. 1.2861 0.03190 332 259 51 22
236 It’s going through a phase. 1.2853 0.03092 347 270 55 22
237 Goodnight,Moon. 1.2852 0.03447 305 242 39 24
238 All I see is my empty dog bowl. 1.2844 0.03147 320 247 55 18
239 It's definitely bark matter 1.2843 0.03382 313 248 41 24
240 I would love to meet the dog who dug that one. 1.2839 0.03229 317 247 50 20
241 Relativity speaking,nothing is the matter. 1.2834 0.03432 314 251 37 26
242 I don't know, but I blame cats. 1.2834 0.03268 307 239 49 19
243 This feels like the work of cats 1.2833 0.03321 300 234 47 19
244 I don't see it. What are we howling at? 1.2832 0.03138 339 265 52 22
245 I think we howled too loud. 1.2827 0.03055 329 253 59 17
246 Go ahead. It's a bark hole. 1.2821 0.03229 312 243 50 19
247 Looks like we have an unexpected night off. 1.2821 0.03099 312 239 58 15
248 We'd understand it better if we could just sniff it. 1.2810 0.03171 306 236 54 16
249 Maybe it's how cats got here 1.2804 0.03224 321 252 48 21
250 Well, at least they can't rub our noses in it. 1.2804 0.03372 321 257 38 26
251 Looks like we howled too hard. 1.2795 0.03053 347 271 55 21
252 These eclipses give us nothing to bark at 1.2792 0.03413 283 222 43 18
253 It's a cosmic anomaly accurately predicted by Einstein. Now can we go play fetch? 1.2791 0.03097 326 253 55 18
254 You think the stick is in there? 1.2789 0.03323 294 230 46 18
255 Well, this can't be good. 1.2789 0.03253 294 228 50 16
256 A part of me wants to say something profound about this stellar phenomenon and another part of me wants to bark at it very loudly for no reason at all. 1.2788 0.03285 312 246 45 21
257 And that, my friend, is the ultimate doggy door. 1.2786 0.03510 280 222 38 20
258 We finally scared it away, Fred… 1.2785 0.03257 298 232 49 17
259 Uranus? 1.2776 0.03277 317 251 44 22
260 Makes you realize how insignificant smelling someone's butt is. 1.2774 0.03140 328 257 51 20
261 Did we do that? 1.2772 0.03387 267 207 46 14
262 Don’t ask me. I can’t even figure out why we eat kibble. 1.2763 0.03437 304 244 36 24
263 'Florida Republicans say their ban on full moons prevents young werewolves from 'coming out.'' 1.2762 0.03350 315 252 39 24
264 No sense howling. It's gone now. 1.2761 0.03396 297 236 40 21
265 It’s nice to get a night off every once in a while. 1.2752 0.03179 298 231 52 15
266 Proof that God is a dog. Started digging but could not stop. 1.2747 0.03371 273 213 45 15
267 You howled at it too much! 1.2745 0.03122 306 237 54 15
268 There really is no point Kevin. That's the point. 1.2744 0.03431 266 208 43 15
269 No, I see a food bowl! 1.2744 0.03565 277 222 34 21
270 I can only imagine how spectacular that smells. 1.2740 0.03363 292 231 42 19
271 Yeah, it used to be right there every night. Then Elon Musk bought it and had it relocated to Texas. 1.2737 0.03665 274 222 29 23
272 and finally that’s my favorite constellation…the ball! 1.2737 0.03383 285 225 42 18
273 I knew we shouldn’t have skipped last month. 1.2734 0.03248 278 215 50 13
274 Have you ever hear of Pink Floyd? 1.2730 0.03332 282 221 45 16
275 I’ll be damned, Ralph. Someone finally caught it. 1.2727 0.03388 297 237 39 21
276 Looks like we howled at it one to many times. 1.2724 0.03431 279 221 40 18
277 Finally,all that howling paid off. 1.2718 0.03411 298 239 37 22
278 That, son is where all the missing balls go. 1.2717 0.03433 265 208 42 15
279 Sometimes I feel like I’m just howling into a void. 1.2712 0.03401 295 236 38 21
280 Yeah, I just don’t see it. 1.2709 0.03650 251 200 34 17
281 That's how I felt after I was spayed. 1.2702 0.03225 285 222 49 14
282 I always prefer to look on the bright side. 1.2702 0.03447 285 228 37 20
283 You know we’re going to get blamed for this. 1.2701 0.03391 274 216 42 16
284 That's what happens when too many satellites pee on the same spot. 1.2699 0.03551 289 235 30 24
285 Oh, that one's called Anus Major. 1.2699 0.03551 289 235 30 24
286 Go ahead and howl at it and see what happens… 1.2696 0.03128 293 227 53 13
287 No one will believe the discovery of dark matter by a dog. 1.2696 0.03121 319 251 50 18
288 I think it's the Secret Doggy Door to the next universe. 1.2695 0.03680 256 206 31 19
289 Do you think we howled too much? 1.2694 0.03312 297 236 42 19
290 great use of negative space 1.2683 0.03511 246 193 40 13
291 So, what did you think a black hole would look like ? 1.2681 0.03369 276 218 42 16
292 Dammit, Elon. Stop that. 1.2679 0.03522 280 226 33 21
293 It makes chasing cars feel so trivial. 1.2675 0.03214 314 250 44 20
294 Do you think they'll throw it back? 1.2671 0.03435 277 221 38 18
295 I don't know... Howl at it anyway just to see what happens? 1.2671 0.03484 292 237 32 23
296 I think it's where cats come from. 1.2669 0.03401 281 224 39 18
297 This feels a lot like the “Tennis ball behind the back” trick” 1.2669 0.03286 281 221 45 15
298 Then the evil black hole in the sky sucked up our tennis balls. 1.2669 0.03349 296 237 39 20
299 I guess the cow jump has been canceled. 1.2667 0.03613 270 219 30 21
300 Sure we don’t have anything to howl at, but think of the cow that just lost her job. 1.2667 0.03330 285 226 42 17
301 Maybe it's the dog bowl constellation! 1.2667 0.03457 270 215 38 17
302 And, that's where the ball went? 1.2667 0.03099 285 220 54 11
303 Do you think its saving energy? 1.2660 0.03439 297 241 33 23
304 We'll wait right here until that rabbit pokes his head out. 1.2659 0.03522 267 214 35 18
305 Plop plop fizz fizz 1.2656 0.03712 256 208 28 20
306 So now what do we bark at? 1.2655 0.03251 275 215 47 13
307 I think the ball’s gone, Buddy. 1.2651 0.03225 298 236 45 17
308 Think that's where all our missing tennis balls went? 1.2649 0.03430 268 213 39 16
309 Keep barking until it comes back... 1.2645 0.03551 276 224 31 21
310 So do we howl or not? 1.2645 0.03281 276 217 45 14
311 God, I hate vacuums. 1.2645 0.03399 276 220 39 17
312 What am I supposed to howl at? 1.2642 0.03242 265 206 48 11
313 Maybe we're all just fleas on someone's coat. 1.2641 0.03368 284 227 39 18
314 Should it take this long to reboot after an update? 1.2641 0.03331 284 226 41 17
315 Theoretically it makes tail-catching possible. 1.2637 0.03423 273 218 38 17
316 Looks like we are taking the night off. 1.2637 0.03262 273 214 46 13
317 Who let the stars out? 1.2636 0.03616 239 190 35 14
318 Looks like DIRECTTV is down again. 1.2634 0.03669 243 195 32 16
319 Let's howl at the hole 1.2633 0.03077 281 217 54 10
320 Actually, it reminds me of you. 1.2632 0.03671 247 199 31 17
321 They say when the portal to doggy heaven opens, an endless fleet of Frisbees await within. 1.2629 0.03402 251 197 42 12
322 I guess this means no more tides, menstrual pains, lunar calendars and associated mental disorders. 1.2628 0.03489 274 221 34 19
323 Don't know, don't care. I'll howl at anything with you. 1.2627 0.03457 255 202 39 14
324 Are you talking light years or dog years? 1.2625 0.03754 259 213 24 22
325 Out of the three balls I've lost, this is the one I'll miss the most. 1.2625 0.03420 259 205 40 14
326 It's a ball so dense you can't chew it. 1.2624 0.03149 282 220 50 12
327 I think we should go ahead and howl anyway. 1.2622 0.03159 286 224 49 13
328 You're saying there is a world out there where we're pets? 1.2622 0.03432 267 213 38 16
329 Bark matter 1.2621 0.03613 248 199 33 16
330 I didn't do it. 1.2614 0.03286 264 207 45 12
331 They're out in support of the writers strike. 1.2612 0.03404 245 192 42 11
332 Guess we’re off-duty tonight. 1.2612 0.03453 245 193 40 12
333 Great. What are we supposed to howl at now? 1.2612 0.03296 268 211 44 13
334 A lunar eclipse or a black hole? I don’t know whether to howl or simply stare in awe? 1.2610 0.03054 295 230 53 12
335 What would Lassie do? 1.2609 0.03172 299 237 46 16
336 I think maybe we overdid the howling 1.2606 0.03360 284 228 38 18
337 Well, I guess we could howl at the void. 1.2602 0.03450 269 216 36 17
338 That's our way out. 1.2601 0.03210 273 214 47 12
339 If I weren't a dog, I'd be worried. 1.2599 0.03340 277 221 40 16
340 This opens my evening schedule quite a bit. 1.2598 0.03547 254 204 34 16
341 I think it’s the Water Bowl constellation. 1.2598 0.03268 281 223 43 15
342 Let's howl anyway. 1.2597 0.03421 258 205 39 14
343 I blame the vacuum. 1.2597 0.03240 258 201 47 10
344 I would expect more distortion near the Schwarzschild radius, but what do I know -- I'm just a dog. 1.2595 0.03470 262 210 36 16
345 Do you think there are dogs somewhere out there howling at its bright side? 1.2591 0.03158 274 214 49 11
346 ...and it all started with the Big Bark. 1.2591 0.03615 247 199 32 16
347 I’ve always wondered how cats got here. 1.2590 0.03169 278 218 48 12
348 I don't smell anything either. 1.2589 0.03258 282 224 43 15
349 Told you barking works 1.2588 0.03446 255 203 38 14
350 It makes you wonder if a treat is on the other side. 1.2587 0.03150 286 225 48 13
351 What did the Indians do to it? 1.2587 0.03901 259 218 15 26
352 Don't worry. It comes on again. 1.2582 0.03148 275 215 49 11
353 They’ll say, “The dog ate it,” just you wait. 1.2581 0.03602 248 200 32 16
354 One of us is going to get the blame for digging that. 1.2580 0.03248 283 225 43 15
355 Howling into the void isn't as fulfilling as howling at the moon. 1.2578 0.03254 287 229 42 16
356 There! Above the Little Dipper, to the left of the Big Kibble Bowl, it's Orion's Stick. 1.2578 0.03807 225 182 28 15
357 That’s nothing to howl at. 1.2576 0.03362 264 210 40 14
358 There goes the Dog Star. 1.2574 0.03135 303 241 46 16
359 You can't bark at what you can't see. 1.2574 0.03335 272 217 40 15
360 Jump through it, I dare you! 1.2570 0.03356 249 196 42 11
361 Maybe for once, my owner will be the one afraid of the vacuum. 1.2568 0.03553 257 208 32 17
362 Now we really have something to howl about. 1.2566 0.03308 265 210 42 13
363 It's the galaxy MAGA. Just a hole. 1.2566 0.03715 265 220 22 23
364 I don't know the difference between dark matter and dark energy, either. 1.2566 0.03517 265 215 32 18
365 Well, one howl too many and now it's gone. 1.2565 0.03399 269 216 37 16
366 What do you think it smells like? 1.2564 0.03283 273 217 42 14
367 Some say Pluto dug that black hole 1.2563 0.03521 277 227 29 21
368 At least we know where our ball went. 1.2563 0.03456 238 188 39 11
369 I don't think Max is coming back. 1.2556 0.03297 266 211 42 13
370 I wouldn't trust it without getting close enough to sniff it 1.2552 0.03544 239 191 35 13
371 I think, if we back way, way up, we can make it. 1.2552 0.03494 239 190 37 12
372 I don't know whether to howl or get my telescope. 1.2551 0.03091 243 186 52 5
373 I don’t think it’s a frisbee 1.2551 0.03368 247 195 41 11
374 There's nothing more terrifying than a giant vacuum. 1.2551 0.03512 247 198 35 14
375 To howl or not to howl? 1.2548 0.03442 259 208 36 15
376 At least our owner can't blame us for that hole. 1.2548 0.03448 263 212 35 16
377 I don't think we need to worry about climate change anymore. 1.2545 0.03424 279 227 33 19
378 That's gonna put a lot of song writers out of business. 1.2543 0.03815 232 190 25 17
379 Do you see the Dog Star, Son 1.2542 0.03364 236 185 42 9
380 Well, we can't eat it, hump it, or pee on it, so we might as well ponder our existences over it. 1.2540 0.03545 248 200 33 15
381 I guess it just got tired of all the howling. 1.2540 0.03404 248 197 39 12
382 I wonder if that really is the place where all the lost bones go. 1.2540 0.03356 248 196 41 11
383 Don’t worry, I think it’s further away in dog years 1.2540 0.03506 252 203 34 15
384 Wow...wonder how many bones are buried in that black hole? 1.2539 0.03423 256 205 37 14
385 Don’t jump for treats if they throw them up there. 1.2538 0.03113 260 202 50 8
386 Look! It’s the bark side of the moon! 1.2538 0.03721 260 216 22 22
387 Maybe that's where I buried my bone. 1.2537 0.03275 268 213 42 13
388 It’s called a dogstar but I think it’s shedding. 1.2533 0.03696 229 185 30 14
389 Must be moonlighting again. 1.2532 0.03507 237 189 36 12
390 I see that same thing when I walk behind you. 1.2531 0.03573 245 198 32 15
391 See what you’ve done with all that howling? No we’re going to need a night light 1.2530 0.03533 249 201 33 15
392 That’s Uranus. I recognize the smell. 1.2530 0.03669 253 208 26 19
393 It's not food. Let's go home. 1.2529 0.03375 261 209 38 14
394 I dunno. I can't tell the difference between a black hole and Uranus! 1.2528 0.03466 265 215 33 17
395 That’s where all the lost socks are. 1.2528 0.03466 265 215 33 17
396 Makes it tough to howl at. 1.2526 0.03218 285 228 42 15
397 Legend has it that the one who catches the black frisbee will rule all dogs. 1.2520 0.03526 254 206 32 16
398 Like I said, Doug, There is no there there. 1.2520 0.03391 254 203 38 13
399 You got this. I'll fetch the next one. 1.2519 0.03253 270 215 42 13
400 I hate it when it does that. 1.2518 0.03149 278 220 46 12
401 It's probably just doing a system update. 1.2510 0.03491 243 195 35 13
402 I guess Trump won again 1.2510 0.03638 247 202 28 17
403 I was tired of howling anyway. 1.2510 0.03257 247 194 44 9
404 Oh the black holes I’ve dug in my days.. 1.2510 0.03321 251 199 41 11
405 I just want to sniff it. 1.2510 0.03220 263 208 44 11
406 I knew it. God's a ball. 1.2510 0.03521 263 215 30 18
407 There is a Big Dog (canis major) and a Small Dog(canis minor) lost near the Milky Way. So why are those astronauts instead messing around on the moon? 1.2510 0.03682 263 219 22 22
408 Back in my day, there was something worth howling about. 1.2509 0.03360 267 215 37 15
409 Now what do we do? 1.2509 0.03243 271 216 42 13
410 I wasn’t howling to make it leave. 1.2509 0.03407 271 220 34 17
411 What if God is a cat? 1.2500 0.03534 248 201 32 15
412 I don't know whether to howl or hide. 1.2500 0.03264 268 214 41 13
413 Now what are we supposed to do? 1.2500 0.03321 256 204 40 12
414 Try a long mournful howl. It might come back. 1.2500 0.03574 244 198 31 15
415 All I did was lift my leg. How was I to know it would create a black hole. 1.2500 0.03527 244 197 33 14
416 Bezos bought it. 1.2500 0.03638 208 165 34 9
417 Oh, great. We're the first dogs to land on the moon and then the earth disappears. 1.2500 0.03549 232 186 34 12
418 It's Spot, the Dog Star. 1.2500 0.03713 244 201 25 18
419 It’s a X-ray of Trump’s brain. 1.2500 0.03800 228 187 25 16
420 Maybe we howled too loud... 1.2500 0.03295 248 196 42 10
421 Howl at the stars, they said... But we got mooned instead! 1.2500 0.03518 240 193 34 13
422 Somehow a howl just doesn't seem to capture the moment. 1.2500 0.03279 244 192 43 9
423 Let's bay and see if it lights up. 1.2491 0.03385 273 222 34 17
424 No ball is tto far to fetch, Son. 1.2491 0.03153 265 209 46 10
425 That's where the Dog Star does its business. 1.2491 0.03330 265 213 38 14
426 My urge to sniff it is almost overwhelming. 1.2491 0.03538 265 218 28 19
427 I'd like to get inside and take a closer sniff. 1.2491 0.03456 265 216 32 17
428 Did the cow knock it over? 1.2490 0.03391 253 203 37 13
429 It’s called a black hole. It’s where all squirrels wind up. 1.2490 0.03608 245 200 29 16
430 For every tennis ball that is lost, a new star is made. 1.2490 0.03650 241 197 28 16
431 Oh, just admit it, when it was up there, howling was also pointless. 1.2489 0.03645 237 193 29 15
432 It's probably just a blown fuse." 1.2489 0.03721 221 179 29 13
433 I think it’s your turn to fetch the ball. 1.2488 0.03711 217 175 30 12
434 To bay or not to bay. Is that the question? 1.2481 0.03439 262 213 33 16
435 You might see a black hole. I see the best doggie door in the universe. 1.2481 0.03433 258 209 34 15
436 That, my boy, is the Oreo Constellation. 1.2480 0.03554 250 204 30 16
437 It never fails, you're working up a good howl and wham...lunar eclipse! 1.2480 0.03730 246 204 23 19
438 Paws and reflect 1.2479 0.03443 242 194 36 12
439 Did you know that Einstein’s theory of relativity predicted the existence of black holes.” “God spelled backwards is dog. 1.2476 0.03608 210 167 34 9
440 That's one way to shut us up. 1.2475 0.03701 202 161 32 9
441 I don't know whether to howl or wake up an astronomer. 1.2473 0.03480 279 231 27 21
442 It's just a lunar eclipse. We can still howl. 1.2471 0.03546 255 209 29 17
443 Well, the gravitational radius is a physical parameter in the Schwarzschild solution to Einstein's field equations that corresponds to the radius defining the event horizon of a Schwarzschild black hole 1.2469 0.03713 239 197 25 17
444 It looks Republican. 1.2466 0.03745 223 182 27 14
445 Before the meteor hits, you need to know the truth. I actually kind of like cats. 1.2466 0.03465 223 177 37 9
446 Like the cartoonist, I’m drawing a blank. 1.2464 0.03894 211 173 24 14
447 My proposed entries for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest: “There is a hole at the center of our galaxy...and I believe that hole is filled with peanut butter." 1.2461 0.03784 256 216 17 23
448 It's a hole. It's black. There's definitely rats in there, maybe even squirrels. 1.2460 0.03344 252 202 38 12
449 Remember when baying at the moon wasn’t just an empty gesture? 1.2458 0.03405 240 192 37 11
450 Sometimes I look up and wonder if there really is a DOG 1.2458 0.03792 236 196 22 18
451 Smells go in but nothing comes out 1.2457 0.03588 232 188 31 13
452 If it pulls in table scraps, we’re done for. 1.2456 0.03068 281 223 47 11
453 For some reason, howling at a black hole doesn't carry the same cachet as howling at the moon. 1.2455 0.03551 220 176 34 10
454 It's 700 light years or about 100 dog years away. 1.2453 0.03446 265 217 31 17
455 If only we could sniff it. 1.2451 0.03389 257 208 35 14
456 We finally scared it off! 1.2448 0.03542 241 196 31 14
457 Dog gone….it. 1.2448 0.03443 241 194 35 12
458 Makes cats seem insignificant, huh? 1.2448 0.03542 241 196 31 14
459 Talk about cancel culture 1.2448 0.03392 241 193 37 11
460 That's the Great Ball constellation. Our ancestors believed it was the ultimate reward for being a good boy. 1.2445 0.03617 229 186 30 13
461 It's nice to know that Spot is in heaven now. 1.2445 0.03564 229 185 32 12
462 It kinda puts the hole we dug into perspective. 1.2444 0.03661 225 183 29 13
463 It's just going through a phase. 1.2443 0.03536 221 177 34 10
464 Well, they turned it off. Now what? 1.2442 0.03579 217 174 33 10
465 It confirms my holistic approach to astrophysics. 1.2442 0.03377 258 209 35 14
466 I think barking actually worked. 1.2441 0.03367 254 205 36 13
467 Its a sign from Dog. 1.2440 0.03854 209 171 25 13
468 yes, the galactic doggy door. 1.2440 0.03356 250 201 37 12
469 Still doubt the existence of Dog? 1.2440 0.03404 250 202 35 13
470 Black tennis ball! Heading your way! 1.2439 0.03653 205 164 32 9
471 There has to be more to life than chasing balls. 1.2437 0.03258 238 188 42 8
472 Should we bark or howl. 1.2436 0.02975 275 216 51 8
473 I see a toilet bowl, but that may just be me. 1.2436 0.03509 234 189 33 12
474 Einstein was right! 1.2436 0.03456 234 188 35 11
475 Sometimes I ask myself "What does 'fetch' really mean?" 1.2436 0.03560 234 190 31 13
476 First the mail man, now you scared away the moon. 1.2436 0.03612 234 191 29 14
477 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK 1.2434 0.04103 226 193 11 22
478 I prefer the other side. 1.2432 0.03580 222 179 32 11
479 They're going to blame me. They always do. 1.2432 0.03801 222 183 24 15
480 Even off leash, I still feel a pull” 1.2432 0.03365 259 210 35 14
481 Wow! The Black Hole seems really close tonight. 1.2430 0.03148 251 198 45 8
482 Dang, and I was really looking forward to howling tonight. 1.2428 0.03515 243 198 31 14
483 The last dog that sniffed it was never seen again. 1.2428 0.03515 243 198 31 14
484 It's a sirius problem. Since we spotted it I think we should call it the dog star, not the dark star. 1.2427 0.03506 239 194 32 13
485 Yeah, where did the tennis ball go? 1.2426 0.03443 235 189 35 11
486 It's definitely a Frisbee. Stay ready. 1.2426 0.03495 235 190 33 12
487 I have an irrepressible urge to sniff it. 1.2423 0.03526 260 215 27 18
488 Tonight's howlfest is hereby cancelled! 1.2423 0.03523 227 183 33 11
489 It worked! 1.2421 0.03332 252 203 37 12
490 Don’t you wish you could just smell it? 1.2419 0.03416 248 201 34 13
491 So much for an otherwise good night to howl at the moon." 1.2418 0.03502 244 199 31 14
492 There is no escaping it. Black holes are the beginning of the end of the universe. It makes drinking from the toilet bowl seem trivial. 1.2415 0.03489 207 164 36 7
493 Whoever dug that hole, respect! 1.2415 0.03621 207 166 32 9
494 Okay, so let's howl at the stars, instead. 1.2415 0.03634 236 194 27 15
495 Someday I hope to dig a hole that deep. 1.2415 0.03584 236 193 29 14
496 Bark anyway. 1.2415 0.03430 236 190 35 11
497 I warned you about your howling at the moon! 1.2414 0.03342 261 212 35 14
498 I don't know why he would throw the ball that far... 1.2414 0.03342 261 212 35 14
499 I used to howl, but now I just enjoy staring into the abyss. 1.2414 0.03627 232 190 28 14
500 I suppose we can still howl. 1.2412 0.03144 257 204 44 9
501 Don't you feel proud that all those years of loud, incessant barking were not in vain? 1.2405 0.03469 237 192 33 12
502 I'm not howling at that thing 1.2405 0.03256 237 188 41 8
503 That'll put a stop to the howling. 1.2403 0.03347 233 186 38 9
504 Do you think we scared it off? 1.2403 0.03401 233 187 36 10
505 Maybe it went wherever Dave goes during the day. 1.2402 0.03656 229 188 27 14
506 Of course I miss it, but between you and me, I’ve always just been howling into the void. 1.2398 0.03748 221 182 25 14
507 I told you not to howl at it. 1.2395 0.03606 238 196 27 15
508 Not sure if we should howl or whimper. 1.2394 0.03483 213 170 35 8
509 Sammy's no longer with us, but his ball is up there forever. 1.2392 0.03590 209 168 32 9
510 You really should have caught that ball... 1.2391 0.03536 230 187 31 12
511 Let's throw the cat in there. 1.2391 0.03427 230 185 35 10
512 I guess our howling days are over. 1.2391 0.03482 230 186 33 11
513 Guess we barked at the moon one too many times! 1.2389 0.03523 226 183 32 11
514 It may look like a blackhole, but it smells like Uranus. 1.2389 0.03578 226 184 30 12
515 I don't know. I need to smell it to have a better idea. 1.2389 0.03368 247 200 35 12
516 Remember that bone you couldn’t find? 1.2387 0.03622 222 181 29 12
517 Do we howl at a New Moon? 1.2387 0.03198 243 193 42 8
518 It’s where lost tennis balls go. 1.2385 0.03391 239 193 35 11
519 I dunno...you tell me...howl at it or run and hide in the closet? 1.2385 0.03592 239 197 27 15
520 Because that is what a blue moon looks like when you are color-blind. 1.2383 0.03829 214 177 23 14
521 So this is the dark side? 1.2383 0.03635 235 194 26 15
522 I betcha the ball's in there... 1.2381 0.03522 231 188 31 12
523 I'm told that humans don't see it, but the wolves have been freaking out about it for years. 1.2381 0.03244 231 183 41 7
524 Maybe just whimper at it. 1.2379 0.03396 227 182 36 9
525 Was I that off-key? 1.2379 0.03509 227 184 32 11
526 We finally did it 1.2379 0.03685 206 167 29 10
527 This might be my stomach talking, but all I see is an empty food bowl. 1.2377 0.03340 265 217 33 15
528 Well, what are supposed to bark at now? 1.2376 0.03460 202 160 36 6
529 Siriusly? A black hole consumed Canis Major? Well, I'll be doggone! 1.2375 0.03378 240 194 35 11
530 Some say that’s where all bones end up. 1.2375 0.03378 240 194 35 11
531 Hunt continues for missing Pluto. 1.2374 0.03874 219 183 20 16
532 Humans call it a "Black Hole" . I just call it a "Woof Woof". 1.2372 0.03402 253 207 32 14
533 When is this guy gonna throw it? 1.2372 0.03493 253 209 28 16
534 This is complete lunacy. 1.2370 0.03745 211 173 26 12
535 I told you this would happen! You howled too loudly and scared it away! 1.2370 0.03496 211 169 34 8
536 So, that's what the dark side of the moon looks like! 1.2369 0.03294 249 201 37 11
537 I told you not to overdo it! 1.2367 0.03329 245 198 36 11
538 Uh oh , did I do that? 1.2367 0.03329 245 198 36 11
539 I bet you that's where all the lost balls go. 1.2366 0.03479 224 181 33 10
540 I don't know....I'm a dog. 1.2366 0.03479 224 181 33 10
541 I hate it when they hide the ball. 1.2364 0.03212 220 173 42 5
542 They use to fall on Alabama 1.2364 0.03636 220 180 28 12
543 Dude, are you Sirius? 1.2364 0.03461 220 177 34 9
544 I did my thesis on black holes at Obedience School. 1.2362 0.04027 199 166 19 14
545 Now you're done it, I told you to howl..........not bark! 1.2362 0.03524 271 228 22 21
546 As long as the dog star is still there, we're good. 1.2361 0.03650 233 193 25 15
547 It's what first inspired me to bark at nothing in particular. 1.2361 0.03650 233 193 25 15
548 We really hit that harmonic, didn't we! 1.2360 0.03132 250 199 43 8
549 First time I came out here, I still had testicles. 1.2359 0.04020 195 162 20 13
550 Now you’ve done it. 1.2358 0.03367 246 200 34 12
551 And that's where poor Pluto ended up. 1.2356 0.03716 208 170 27 11
552 You see a ball. I see a wormhole to a world without yokes of obedience. 1.2356 0.03633 225 185 27 13
553 Maybe he'll consider this more important than taking me to get fixed tomorrow. 1.2351 0.03172 251 201 41 9
554 Well, I guess the cow ate the moon this time 1.2347 0.03713 213 175 26 12
555 That's the constellation Canis Inanis Patera, empty dog bowl. 1.2347 0.03592 213 173 30 10
556 Wow, I can't believe somebody finally fetched it. 1.2347 0.03772 213 176 24 13
557 This looks serious. 1.2346 0.03289 243 196 37 10
558 What are the odds that it squeaks when you bite it? 1.2346 0.03391 243 198 33 12
559 ‘I think we howled at the moon too hard Chuck’ 1.2346 0.03538 243 201 27 15
560 That? Evidently, 2023 is the 50th anniversary of an old Pink Floyd album. 1.2344 0.03882 209 174 21 14
561 I can't believe we finally scared it away. 1.2343 0.03377 239 194 34 11
562 Maybe one day we too will chew a hole in the fabric of space-time. 1.2343 0.03325 239 193 36 10
563 Is it just me, or are you dying to put your nose in it? 1.2343 0.03579 239 198 26 15
564 No better proof there are dogs in heaven. 1.2340 0.03361 235 190 35 10
565 Larry, how’d you DO that? 1.2340 0.03361 235 190 35 10
566 Scientists theorize passing through one of those leads into another dimension where humans can talk. 1.2339 0.03709 218 180 25 13
567 Now I know what they mean by "there's no there there." 1.2338 0.03733 201 164 27 10
568 Shouldn't we have turned back into humans by now? 1.2337 0.03492 261 218 25 18
569 Now I feel kind of guilty about all the howling. 1.2336 0.03814 214 178 22 14
570 Oh no, are we going to get blamed for that hole too? 1.2336 0.03620 244 204 23 17
571 What if we're the only planet with cheese on it? 1.2335 0.03380 227 183 35 9
572 Somewhere out there someone is contemplating whether dogs exist. 1.2333 0.03365 240 195 34 11
573 Reminds me of a butt I sniffed once. 1.2333 0.03566 240 199 26 15
574 It almost feels like you could stretch right up and sniff it. 1.2332 0.03419 223 180 34 9
575 We didn’t even get to bay goodbye. 1.2329 0.03232 249 201 38 10
576 I wish we could fetch it. 1.2324 0.03454 241 198 30 13
577 What are we supposed to howl at now...? 1.2322 0.03606 211 172 29 10
578 I guess this means we're off tonight. 1.2321 0.03346 224 180 36 8
579 It's like a doggie door, but for people. 1.2319 0.03778 207 171 24 12
580 Maybe we overdid the barking at the moon thing. 1.2318 0.03621 220 181 27 12
581 That, my boy, is the black hole in the universe where all lost socks and buried bones go. 1.2318 0.03505 220 179 31 10
582 Probably a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum. 1.2318 0.03678 220 182 25 13
583 Oops, we messed up! 1.2315 0.03565 203 164 31 8
584 What's the opposite of howling? 1.2314 0.03732 229 192 21 16
585 I wouldn't even try. I know three cows that were badly injured trying to jump over the moon. 1.2314 0.03411 229 186 33 10
586 Don't worry - it's just amore 1.2314 0.03339 242 197 34 11
587 They say that if a ball gets lost in there it never comes back. 1.2311 0.03399 212 170 35 7
588 Ever think we're but just a sprinkle on one very huge donut? 1.2311 0.03376 238 194 33 11
589 You simply cannot be Sirius. 1.2311 0.03428 238 195 31 12
590 I know it's a 'black hole', but what's it doing up there!? 1.2308 0.03360 234 190 34 10
591 It’s called a new moon. It's when we see the side of the moon that’s not lit up by the sun, so the moon blends in with the dark night sky. But it’s still the moon, so yeah, you can howl at it if you want. 1.2305 0.03526 243 202 26 15
592 it's the end of all kibble 1.2304 0.03409 217 175 34 8
593 It does absorb everything, even your attention. 1.2302 0.03342 252 207 32 13
594 Well, that’s one ball we’ll never be able to fetch. 1.2301 0.03363 239 195 33 11
595 Look,George,there appears to be a way out. 1.2301 0.03415 239 196 31 12
596 Where'd it go? 1.2301 0.03436 226 184 32 10
597 At this point, I don't think barking is going to help. 1.2300 0.03385 213 171 35 7
598 Rumor has it, that's where vacuum cleaners come from. 1.2300 0.03757 213 177 23 13
599 That star is named after us? Are you Sirius 1.2297 0.03357 222 179 35 8
600 Bad God! 1.2297 0.03417 222 180 33 9
601 Maybe that one is for the cats to meow at? 1.2297 0.03357 222 179 35 8
602 Was this a scheduled outage? 1.2292 0.03834 192 158 24 10
603 Just when I had perfected my howling. 1.2291 0.03534 227 187 28 12
604 And that,my dear Spot,is the universe in a butthole. 1.2291 0.03365 227 184 34 9
605 I think that's where our red ball went. 1.2291 0.03365 227 184 34 9
606 Nice trick Sparky, but how do you make it come back? 1.2290 0.03560 214 175 29 10
607 I believe it’s called Bark Matter 1.2290 0.03621 214 176 27 11
608 If you see something, say something. 1.2288 0.03492 236 195 28 13
609 Undo, undo, undo! 1.2286 0.03499 245 204 26 15
610 So much for barking at the moon. 1.2286 0.03541 210 171 30 9
611 I dunno. Howl at the moon-shaped void, I guess. 1.2286 0.03410 210 169 34 7
612 The constellation Fetch. 1.2284 0.03315 232 188 35 9
613 Well, nothing good lasts 1.2284 0.03624 197 160 29 8
614 Do you want to wait until it gets brighter or start howling now? 1.2283 0.03255 219 175 38 6
615 Yes, there are Frisbees in heaven 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
616 I knew we would scare it some day 1.2279 0.03666 215 178 25 12
617 "I got into such trouble for digging that hole. 1.2278 0.03375 237 194 32 11
618 I knew they didn't like us howling at the moon, but this seems a little extreme. 1.2277 0.03448 224 183 31 10
619 Jesus, Toto, you said those were CBD biscuits. I'm never coming to you for edibles again. 1.2275 0.03589 211 173 28 10
620 Yes, it's only a black hole but try to appreciate the gravity of this matter. 1.2275 0.03589 211 173 28 10
621 It's probably stuck under the sofa with the rest of them. 1.2275 0.03713 211 175 24 12
622 Ball or Black Hole? Ball or Black Hole? The existential canine question... 1.2275 0.03519 233 193 27 13
623 Son, most think God is a Dalmation, but we really can't tell from just this end. 1.2275 0.03571 233 194 25 14
624 Nothing to howl about I guess. 1.2273 0.03489 220 180 30 10
625 Remember, to the humans it's a black hole in space, to us it's completely meaningless!" 1.2273 0.03429 220 179 32 9
626 His last words were, "Beam me up, Scottie!" 1.2273 0.03622 242 204 21 17
627 Look! The O-Zone! 1.2271 0.03162 229 183 40 6
628 I like to imagine that some day, our species will be advanced enough to to travel there and give it a really good sniff. 1.2271 0.03561 229 190 26 13
629 I just see an empty food bowl. 1.2269 0.03591 216 178 27 11
630 Looks like India spilled its ink. 1.2269 0.03591 216 178 27 11
631 There, you see it? My favorite constellation: Tennis Ball. 1.2269 0.03530 216 177 29 10
632 Don't worry, it usually turns up over Miami. 1.2267 0.03548 225 186 27 12
633 It's like God turned his back on us...and then bent over." 1.2267 0.03603 225 187 25 13
634 I just want My Moon 1.2266 0.03615 203 166 28 9
635 So what the hell are we supposed to howl at now? 1.2264 0.03446 212 172 32 8
636 Well? Is it something or nothing? 1.2261 0.03591 199 162 29 8
637 There's your proof. Some dog dug that hole. 1.2261 0.03438 230 189 30 11
638 Should we...should we still howl? 1.2261 0.03438 230 189 30 11
639 No, you go fetch 1.2260 0.03883 177 145 24 8
640 That’s where all our testicles go. 1.2260 0.03682 208 172 25 11
641 That’s the constellation Empty Food Bowl. 1.2260 0.03682 208 172 25 11
642 We have the wolves to thank for this. 1.2258 0.03693 217 181 23 13
643 And that constellation is the great fetcher and that one's the fire hydrant of destiny and that's the woman who scratches bellies... 1.2256 0.03850 195 162 22 11
644 That would be an ideal location to bury a bone. 1.2255 0.03492 235 195 27 13
645 I could have sworn the rubber ball was right there. 1.2255 0.03531 204 166 30 8
646 Well this is new... 1.2255 0.03599 204 167 28 9
647 It's only a paper moon... 1.2254 0.03941 173 142 23 8
648 I blame the cats. 1.2254 0.03496 213 174 30 9
649 I believe that is where our lost balls go. 1.2254 0.03681 213 177 24 12
650 And we get blamed for lost socks.. 1.2253 0.03964 182 151 21 10
651 My momma told me that dark spot was for cats and squirrels and when we die we can go there and chase them all day. 1.2253 0.03887 182 150 23 9
652 And you thought our howling was meaningless. 1.2252 0.03460 222 182 30 10
653 And that, my son, is what happens when you let billionaires go to space... 1.2252 0.03850 222 189 16 17
654 Is that where our humans went? 1.2251 0.03687 191 156 27 8
655 I can't tell what it is. Its too far away to sniff. 1.2251 0.03424 231 190 30 11
656 If little Timmy falls into that, it can just keep him. 1.2250 0.03645 200 164 27 9
657 I still think we should howl at it. 1.2250 0.03358 200 160 35 5
658 Ah, nothing like howling at a Black Hole. 1.2249 0.03538 209 171 29 9
659 I really don't know... But let's see if breakfast is ready 1.2249 0.03603 209 172 27 10
660 Now we have to ponder a space-time continuum? I prefer the old days when we simply howled at the moon. 1.2248 0.03501 218 179 29 10
661 It's an unsniffable mystery! 1.2248 0.03251 218 175 37 6
662 Apparently we're getting a new moon. 1.2248 0.03501 218 179 29 10
663 I think they turned it off so we would stop howling. 1.2247 0.03407 227 186 31 10
664 I said to howl at it, not hollow it! 1.2247 0.03574 227 189 25 13
665 Of course I’d sniff it. 1.2247 0.03519 227 188 27 12
666 A black hole, Jerry! No better place to hide our bones 1.2244 0.03649 205 169 26 10
667 Dog years . . . light years . . . whatever. We'll never get there." 1.2243 0.03605 214 177 26 11
668 Do you understand the gravity of this situation ? 1.2243 0.03481 214 175 30 9
669 I’m not sure how, but it’s probably our fault. 1.2239 0.03696 201 166 25 10
670 Well, looks like it finally heard us. 1.2239 0.03696 201 166 25 10
671 I'm strangely attracted to it 1.2238 0.03587 210 173 27 10
672 Doggone it! Fido did it! He fetched the moon! 1.2237 0.03605 219 182 25 12
673 Should we howl at it anyway? 1.2237 0.03662 219 183 23 13
674 Do we still howl at it? 1.2237 0.03364 219 178 33 8
675 Maybe one day AI will convert light years to dog years. 1.2237 0.03450 228 188 29 11
676 ‘Heads’ it’s an eclipse, ‘tails’ it’s a black hole 1.2234 0.03719 188 154 26 8
677 It makes all my insignificant problems even more insignificant. 1.2234 0.03676 197 162 26 9
678 What do you suppose is on the other side of that doggy door? 1.2233 0.03697 206 171 24 11
679 There's a Van Gogh meets Hawking quality about it. 1.2233 0.03528 215 177 28 10
680 I wonder if that's where they go after we're neutered... 1.2232 0.03658 224 188 22 14
681 We could howl, but what's the point. 1.2232 0.03432 224 184 30 10
682 So that's the dark side, huh? 1.2232 0.03557 233 195 24 14
683 I’m trying to decide if it’s worth howling at an optical illusion. 1.2228 0.03473 202 164 31 7
684 The Tennis Ball nebula? It’s to the right of the Big Hydrant. 1.2228 0.03746 202 168 23 11
685 It's like we're sniffing the rear end of infinity. 1.2227 0.03875 211 179 17 15
686 They can put a dog on the moon, Ed, but they can't make a decent vegan kibble. 1.2227 0.03351 220 179 33 8
687 Maybe that's just its dark side...? 1.2227 0.03436 229 189 29 11
688 It's a dog-eat-dog galaxy out there, Tuffy. 1.2227 0.03400 238 197 29 12
689 Grandma says it’s the doggy door to heaven. 1.2222 0.03697 225 190 20 15
690 I’m confused, should we be howling now? 1.2222 0.03476 225 186 28 11
691 No ,Fido, barking isn't going to bring it back. 1.2222 0.03588 198 162 28 8
692 I'm tempted to howl anyway. 1.2222 0.03588 198 162 28 8
693 Now there’s a hole I’d like to sniff. 1.2222 0.04136 180 152 16 12
694 Looks like Elon called his engineers again. 1.2222 0.03574 216 179 26 11
695 I don’t know what it is, but I hope it has treats. 1.2222 0.03389 216 176 32 8
696 How do we howl at a hole? 1.2217 0.03310 230 188 33 9
697 Should we start barking at the black hole instead of baying at the moon ? 1.2217 0.03366 230 189 31 10
698 I’m afraid that ball is gone forever! 1.2217 0.03422 230 190 29 11
699 I'm pretty sure that's where sticks, socks and bones go to die. 1.2217 0.03619 212 176 25 11
700 I never understood your story about dog years. Now you're telling me about light years? 1.2216 0.03849 194 162 21 11
701 Something’s definitely different 1.2216 0.03635 194 159 27 8
702 I think we’ve discovered the Bark Side of the Moon? 1.2216 0.03829 185 153 23 9
703 I guess now we just howl into the void 1.2216 0.03644 167 134 29 4
704 No. It's not a doggy door. 1.2212 0.03346 226 185 32 9
705 Howling won’t do anything,” you said. 1.2212 0.03499 217 179 28 10
706 Do you think if we go through that worm hole we might find a planet the humans haven’t ruined? 1.2212 0.03601 208 172 26 10
707 It is the BUTT HOLE of the universe. Can't you smell it? 1.2212 0.03536 208 171 28 9
708 Baying at the moon is a lot more fun than baying at a black hole. 1.2211 0.03275 199 159 36 4
709 Now that’s one hole I wish I had dug!” 1.2207 0.03323 222 181 33 8
710 Let's try more Owwwww and less Wooooooooo and see what happens? 1.2206 0.03580 204 168 27 9
711 You can't be Sirius. 1.2205 0.03618 195 160 27 8
712 We're sorry. We're sorry. We'll never howl at you again. 1.2205 0.03469 195 158 31 6
713 Did you see that cow?! 1.2205 0.03544 195 159 29 7
714 They must have run out of wallpaper. 1.2203 0.03942 177 147 21 9
715 Play it cool, they will never know it was us. 1.2203 0.03776 177 145 25 7
716 Infinity? That’s easy - waiting for our next meal. 1.2202 0.03361 218 178 32 8
717 I wonder if this is how the dinosaurs felt 1.2201 0.03454 209 171 30 8
718 Not everything is about your damn ball! 1.2201 0.03585 209 173 26 10
719 Boy oh boy,the things I’d do to sniff that hole 1.2200 0.03484 200 163 30 7
720 I want to sniff it SO bad. 1.2199 0.03813 191 159 22 10
721 You could probably hide a lot of bones in that hole. 1.2197 0.03430 223 184 29 10
722 If it's a new moon, we howl. If it's a black hole, we pray. 1.2197 0.03830 173 142 24 7
723 OK, so it's a black hole....who dug it? 1.2196 0.03649 214 179 23 12
724 Looks like someone didn't plug in the charger 1.2195 0.03357 205 166 33 6
725 Smell it, it's probably the back end of something really big. 1.2195 0.03631 205 170 25 10
726 When did the moon start working from home? 1.2195 0.03696 205 171 23 11
727 Spot? Is that you? 1.2194 0.03453 196 159 31 6
728 I think it works remotely on Mondays and Wednesdays. 1.2193 0.03792 187 155 23 9
729 well, looks like someone finally ate it. Do we howl? 1.2192 0.03409 219 180 30 9
730 Every hole has a story. 1.2191 0.03756 178 146 25 7
731 Perhaps we over-did it. 1.2189 0.03745 201 168 22 11
732 I don't feel like howling. Must be the dark side of the moon. 1.2189 0.03540 201 165 28 8
733 Holy %!#* it worked. 1.2189 0.03271 233 191 33 9
734 oops look what we did 1.2188 0.03573 192 157 28 7
735 I guess the Universe wants us to stop howling too. 1.2188 0.03795 192 160 22 10
736 Rest assured, we’ll somehow get blamed for chewing a hole in the sky! 1.2188 0.03866 192 161 20 11
737 So...howling into the void? 1.2186 0.03385 215 176 31 8
738 I’ve always dreamed of sniffing that. 1.2185 0.03332 238 197 30 11
739 My religious, dyslexic friend told me this was created by dog. 1.2184 0.03614 206 171 25 10
740 I’d be more interested if it was called a Bark Hole. 1.2184 0.03548 206 170 27 9
741 Howling at the new moon just doesn’t hit the same way 1.2182 0.03333 220 180 32 8
742 I thought the dish took off with the SPOON! 1.2182 0.03455 220 182 28 10
743 Looks like a hole in our Van Gogh. 1.2182 0.03395 220 181 30 9
744 Supper dish is empty again! 1.2181 0.03540 188 153 29 6
745 Yes. She definitely said ‘sit and stay’. 1.2178 0.03524 202 166 28 8
746 That must've been one big dog. 1.2178 0.03524 202 166 28 8
747 Somehow I just feel drawn to it. 1.2178 0.03381 202 164 32 6
748 Are you sure this isn't some sort of rickshaw test? 1.2178 0.03983 202 173 14 15
749 It's where the moon was before we started howling at it. 1.2178 0.03573 225 189 23 13
750 Don’t howl tonight, it’s the moons night off 1.2174 0.03668 184 151 26 7
751 Do you ever see something incredible like that and wonder who's a good boy? 1.2174 0.03533 207 171 27 9
752 Yeah Sparky, I think your bone is safe there. 1.2174 0.03827 184 153 22 9
753 We call this constellation “The Big Fetch”. 1.2174 0.03466 207 170 29 8
754 It was only a matter of time before they screwed up the moon, too. 1.2172 0.03672 221 187 20 14
755 Yes, a black hole is eating the galaxy, yet I still want to go out 1.2172 0.03639 198 164 25 9
756 Imagine the size of that rabbit. 1.2172 0.03421 198 161 31 6
757 I hope there’s a refund policy for this new moon. 1.2172 0.03639 198 164 25 9
758 It's called a black hole and it'a where the sun sleeps at night. 1.2171 0.03960 175 146 20 9
759 I gotta meet the guy who threw that bone. 1.2169 0.03602 189 155 27 7
760 Moon or no moon, let’s howl. 1.2167 0.03508 203 167 28 8
761 It could be an anomaly in the space-time continuum --- but maybe it's just a hole in the sky. 1.2167 0.03634 180 147 27 6
762 Gesundheit. 1.2165 0.03966 194 165 16 13
763 Welp, it's been six days since Elon Musk bought the moon, and as you can see, he already broke it, so it looks like SOMEone owes me a hundred bucks. 1.2165 0.03899 194 164 18 12
764 I'm hoping it's a bottomless food dish. 1.2165 0.03614 194 160 26 8
765 This is censorship at the worst. 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
766 Now what? What do we howl at? 1.2163 0.03583 208 173 25 10
767 Ugh! Are you Sirius? The dog star is the first to go? 1.2163 0.03383 208 170 31 7
768 Heck of a throw, but I am NOT fetching that stick. 1.2163 0.03383 208 170 31 7
769 Writers strike? 1.2163 0.03583 208 173 25 10
770 Do you wonder if there are other dogs out there somewhere? 1.2163 0.03383 208 170 31 7
771 I don’t know whether to howl or begin my long-delayed thesis. 1.2161 0.03623 199 165 25 9
772 It eats tennis balls. 1.2161 0.03623 199 165 25 9
773 Is the universe just one big game of fetch? 1.2161 0.03552 199 164 27 8
774 I still think it was very unfair what they did to Pluto 1.2161 0.03692 199 166 23 10
775 ‘I told you we shouldn’t have had that catnip’ 1.2161 0.03480 199 163 29 7
776 We're being mooned. 1.2160 0.03396 213 175 30 8
777 Are you sure it went in there? 1.2160 0.03460 213 176 28 9
778 It's definitely coming toward us. 1.2159 0.03375 227 188 29 10
779 I've seen this before. Just give it a minute. 1.2158 0.03662 190 157 25 8
780 Barking at it seemed like a good idea at the time." 1.2158 0.03506 190 155 29 6
781 Better not! If you howl into a black hole,it comes out as a 'meow'. Read it on the Internet. 1.2158 0.03737 190 158 23 9
782 It's round. It moves. Wanna chase it? 1.2158 0.03426 190 154 31 5
783 Grandpa went to that big fetch in the sky. 1.2157 0.03492 204 168 28 8
784 Who ate the cheese? 1.2157 0.03423 204 167 30 7
785 For some reason, I want to sniff it. 1.2157 0.03885 204 174 16 14
786 Bark side of the Moon. 1.2155 0.03941 181 152 19 10
787 To think it all started with The Big Bark. 1.2154 0.03670 195 162 24 9
788 Imagine licking off all those sprinkles on that donut. 1.2153 0.03694 209 176 21 12
789 I don’t know, but I want to sniff it. 1.2153 0.03694 209 176 21 12
790 I don't know, either. But I have an irresistible urge to sniff it. 1.2151 0.03939 186 157 18 11
791 That’s where all the lost tennis balls go. 1.2150 0.03509 214 178 26 10
792 See,Frank,I told you,the howling works! 1.2150 0.03509 214 178 26 10
793 They say that’s where all the rabbits have gone. 1.2147 0.03751 177 146 24 7
794 Howling at an empty void just doesn't feel right 1.2147 0.03244 191 153 35 3
795 I never was good at interpreting these Ink Spot tests... 1.2147 0.03568 191 157 27 7
796 It could be a facelift gone bad." 1.2143 0.03682 224 191 18 15
797 Where did the ball go? 1.2143 0.03678 210 177 21 12
798 It's either a portal, a black hole, or I need Lasik surgery. 1.2143 0.03551 210 175 25 10
799 They call it a black hole . I call it a doggy door. 1.2143 0.03279 224 184 32 8
800 Now I know why all dogs go to heaven. 1.2143 0.03724 196 164 22 10
801 This will the shut the wolves up. 1.2140 0.03302 215 176 32 7
802 I don't think we can get close enough to sniff that. 1.2140 0.03494 215 179 26 10
803 So, what happens when there’s no moon to howl at? 1.2139 0.03590 201 167 25 9
804 Shall We Give it a Sniff? 1.2139 0.03615 187 154 26 7
805 It’s safe to stare at it, but I don’t know the rules on howling. 1.2139 0.03534 187 153 28 6
806 I feel like howling , but I can't seem to work up the energy. 1.2139 0.03770 187 156 22 9
807 That great light has been keeping our kind awake at night for days on end. For ages, we've howled for it to go dark so we cold get at least one good night's sleep. Every so often, we are rewarded. 1.2137 0.03717 234 202 14 18
808 It seems to me this eclipse illustrates the Earth is a round celestial body residing approximately 240,000 miles from the moon. But what do I know? I’m just a dog. 1.2135 0.03627 192 159 25 8
809 I don't know about you Stan, but I really want to bury something in there. 1.2135 0.03702 192 160 23 9
810 No , you sniff first ! 1.2135 0.03473 192 157 29 6
811 Who fetched THAT? 1.2133 0.03472 211 175 27 9
812 I guess howling at the moon is no longer an option. 1.2132 0.03636 197 164 24 9
813 Looks like we finally scared it off. 1.2132 0.03776 197 166 20 11
814 So now what do we howl at? 1.2132 0.03260 197 159 34 4
815 If we could only sniff it! 1.2131 0.03744 183 152 23 8
816 I’m not sure…I just know that I have an extreme urge to sniff it. 1.2131 0.03744 183 152 23 8
817 Didn't you see the article in the NYT yesterday? The Moon has been receding from Earth at 3.78 cm per year! 1.2131 0.03823 183 153 21 9
818 So did it taste like cheese? 1.2130 0.03477 169 136 30 3
819 Definitely a howling failure. 1.2130 0.03416 216 179 28 9
820 I used to hate it, but now I miss it. 1.2129 0.03286 202 164 33 5
821 Just multiply by 7 to express it in dog-light-years. 1.2129 0.03504 202 167 27 8
822 I swear I didn’t dig that hole. 1.2129 0.03642 202 169 23 10
823 It exerts a strange pull on me. 1.2128 0.03597 188 155 26 7
824 Ever think about the biggest questions in the universe like - do ants have dicks? 1.2127 0.03484 221 185 25 11
825 That's where all the lost chew toys go. 1.2126 0.04040 174 147 17 10
826 Ya think we have time for one last biscuit? 1.2126 0.03514 207 172 26 9
827 There’s a Canis Major bone buried in that black hole. 1.2126 0.03514 207 172 26 9
828 I don't trust it until I can sniff it. 1.2124 0.03378 193 157 31 5
829 I wonder if it’s still OK to howl? 1.2124 0.03457 193 158 29 6
830 I know I howled about it a lot, but I really did love that thing. 1.2124 0.03684 193 161 23 9
831 Really makes all the holes we sniff seem insignificant, doesn't it? 1.2124 0.03828 193 163 19 11
832 If anything, this gives us more reason to howl than ever. 1.2124 0.03534 193 159 27 7
833 Thats where cats come from. 1.2124 0.03610 193 160 25 8
834 I'm not sure you appreciate the gravity of the situation... 1.2124 0.03756 193 162 21 10
835 ...dude, its all about the negative space. 1.2123 0.03797 179 149 22 8
836 I don't know what it is, but I want to smell it. 1.2123 0.03457 212 176 27 9
837 You can't chase that, they're just messing with you 1.2123 0.03457 212 176 27 9
838 We know that constellation as Canis Major’s Great Unfetchable Ball! 1.2121 0.03689 198 166 22 10
839 I can’t howl to Pink Floyd. 1.2121 0.03475 198 163 28 7
840 As a species, we’re naturally attracted to them. 1.2120 0.03339 217 179 30 8
841 Profoundly New meaning to "Oh Holey Night", what? 1.2120 0.03882 184 155 19 10
842 It’s a trick to stop our howling 1.2120 0.03804 184 154 21 9
843 I guess there’s nothing to howl about tonight. 1.2120 0.03882 184 155 19 10
844 If it's a black hole, we're toast. 1.2120 0.03562 184 151 27 6
845 We're all just howling into the void nowadays 1.2116 0.03808 189 159 20 10
846 Howling at the infinite void is just not the same 1.2116 0.03500 189 155 28 6
847 Treats never escape it. 1.2116 0.03580 189 156 26 7
848 We’re at looking at the butt hole of space. One day a dog will be able to sniff it. 1.2115 0.03692 208 176 20 12
849 I want to sniff it. 1.2115 0.03363 208 171 30 7
850 I think it’s called a”Black Howl”. 1.2114 0.03587 175 143 27 5
851 And that's what astronomer's like to call "The Big Digger." 1.2113 0.03739 194 163 21 10
852 Someday my son, if you're good enough, the great black ball in the sky will come down and play with you. 1.2113 0.03518 194 160 27 7
853 Well, this totally eclipses the story I was telling you about Uranus. 1.2113 0.03667 194 162 23 9
854 I guess the new moon is on back order. 1.2113 0.03442 213 177 27 9
855 If I could sniff it, I might be able to tell you what it is. 1.2111 0.03694 180 149 24 7
856 Did we bark too much? 1.2111 0.03385 199 163 30 6
857 Galileo, Newton and Einstein can all bite me. 1.2111 0.03459 199 164 28 7
858 Analysis, Mr. Spock? 1.2110 0.03629 218 185 20 13
859 I must have COVID; I can't see it or smell it, but I know it's there. 1.2108 0.03627 185 153 25 7
860 It’s gone forever, just like last month 1.2108 0.03541 204 170 25 9
861 Now, can you find the Big Frisbee? 1.2108 0.03473 204 169 27 8
862 Do you think that all our howling made it disappear ? 1.2108 0.03473 204 169 27 8
863 Did you know that dog spelled backwards is God? 1.2105 0.03613 209 176 22 11
864 During an eclipse what’s the protocol regarding barking? 1.2105 0.03403 190 155 30 5
865 Give it a couple of weeks. It's just a phase. 1.2105 0.03563 190 157 26 7
866 Perhaps those Snoop Dog cookies weren’t for dogs. 1.2105 0.03548 209 175 24 10
867 Maybe we should give the howling a rest tonight. 1.2105 0.03548 209 175 24 10
868 this is where I lost my ball last week 1.2105 0.03402 228 191 26 11
869 If it blinks, run… 1.2103 0.03614 214 181 21 12
870 I've seen this trick before. It's probably behind their back. 1.2103 0.03576 195 162 25 8
871 You're right, it's a lot more fun to howl at when it's full. 1.2103 0.03425 195 160 29 6
872 There’s no way! How did our ball get up there?” Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M 1.2103 0.03649 195 163 23 9
873 I have this urge to lick it. 1.2103 0.03576 195 162 25 8
874 Does howling in this case even make sense? 1.2103 0.03267 195 158 33 4
875 Is that the opening to Doggie Heaven? 1.2102 0.03658 176 145 25 6
876 I guess after all that howling, he finally got the point. 1.2102 0.03476 176 143 29 4
877 Huh, well that’s new. 1.2102 0.03504 157 126 29 2
878 ...and every seventeen and a half years, we give the neighbors one night of peace. 1.2100 0.03586 200 167 24 9
879 Maybe it happened when the cow jumped over the moon. Beats the hell out of me. 1.2100 0.03655 200 168 22 10
880 What are we supposed to howl at? 1.2098 0.03262 224 185 31 8
881 Really puts into perspective the whole, 'that confounded magazine won't choose my captions because I'm not a subscriber' lament, doesn't it? 1.2098 0.03720 224 193 15 16
882 What might it have been like when we dogs were not yet college educated and howled at the moon instead of black holes? 1.2098 0.03316 205 168 31 6
883 I’m just a dog, but that can’t be good. 1.2097 0.03689 186 155 23 8
884 I was a Canus Major in College but I had a Sirius fear of vacuums. 1.2097 0.03609 186 154 25 7
885 What ever happened to that cow? 1.2097 0.03767 186 156 21 9
886 Seems like an empty gesture to howl now? 1.2097 0.03444 186 152 29 5
887 I told you we shouldn’t stop howling. 1.2096 0.03969 167 140 19 8
888 for some reason howling from the moon is a lot less satisfying. 1.2094 0.03698 191 160 22 9
889 I don't feel like howling. Do you? 1.2094 0.03051 234 191 37 6
890 In a dog park far far away 1.2092 0.03632 196 164 23 9
891 You thinking what I am thinking ? Yup I wanna smell it too. 1.2092 0.03704 196 165 21 10
892 Thank God. I was like ‘if I have to howl at the moon one more time’…. 1.2092 0.03409 196 161 29 6
893 Is it worth a howl? 1.2091 0.03169 220 180 34 6
894 Rex, feast your eyes on the backside of Canis Major 1.2091 0.03297 220 182 30 8
895 In the beginning was the Ball. And the Ball was good. 1.2090 0.03268 177 142 33 2
896 Dude, you scared it away. 1.2090 0.03427 201 166 28 7
897 Everyone is getting neutered these days, huh? 1.2090 0.03706 201 170 20 11
898 So this is where we lost our tennis balls 1.2090 0.03499 201 167 26 8
899 Are you Sirius? I can't jump through that. 1.2087 0.03442 206 171 27 8
900 Jumping through hoops is always a challenge but God has really raised the bar. 1.2087 0.03229 206 168 33 5
901 I miss barking at the moon. 1.2087 0.03301 206 169 31 6
902 Even nothing is something. 1.2087 0.03707 206 175 19 12
903 … and then Sirius buried the bone so deep that even its light waves would never be seen again. 1.2086 0.03936 163 136 20 7
904 Damn, Zeke: That was some howl. 1.2086 0.03824 187 158 19 10
905 I think that scientists now agree: lunar eclipses are caused by some damn cat. 1.2086 0.03671 187 156 23 8
906 Van Gogh would have struggled with this one. 1.2086 0.03748 187 157 21 9
907 Howling just wouldn't feel right tonight. 1.2086 0.03428 187 153 29 5
908 . . . and it also reduces the effects of 'global howling' 1.2086 0.03343 187 152 31 4
909 it’s where all the poop bags go. 1.2085 0.03644 211 179 20 12
910 I heard they took it to the vet and it never came back. 1.2083 0.03529 192 159 26 7
911 I think it's Trump again. 1.2081 0.03615 197 165 23 9
912 Go fetch, my ass! 1.2081 0.03953 173 146 18 9
913 See, I told you it would work. 1.2079 0.03553 202 169 24 9
914 Not quite as disturbing as what was gone after I woke up at the vet's office. 1.2079 0.04036 178 152 15 11
915 There's nothing to bark at. 1.2077 0.03494 207 173 25 9
916 At last, our howling finally paid off. 1.2077 0.03383 183 149 30 4
917 No worries, they will just screw in a new one, 1.2074 0.03574 188 156 25 7
918 Is it me or does that look like the biggest tennis ball ever? 1.2074 0.03411 188 154 29 5
919 I could swear it was there yesterday. Then I howled at it. I'm afraid I scared it away. 1.2074 0.03446 217 182 25 10
920 I don't know about you, but I could go for some Kibbles about now 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
921 They say if you drop a bone into it, it never comes back. 1.2071 0.03301 198 162 31 5
922 Is there any point to barking at it? 1.2069 0.03537 203 170 24 9
923 Well that's just great. Just how are we supposed to howl now? 1.2069 0.03468 203 169 26 8
924 The real question is: Is the hole the negative space, or is everything around it the negative space? 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
925 don’t fetch 1.2067 0.03052 208 168 37 3
926 Think I'll go home and stock up on belly rubs. 1.2067 0.03514 179 147 27 5
927 Is your bone in there? 1.2067 0.03424 179 146 29 4
928 I think it was the cow's fault. 1.2067 0.03689 179 149 23 7
929 Wait for it 1.2067 0.03773 179 150 21 8
930 So glad that that bloody moon is gone 1.2067 0.03773 179 150 21 8
931 It’s getting late and that ball is not going to fetch itself. 1.2065 0.03936 184 157 16 11
932 It's just a new phase. I say we howl at it anyway. 1.2065 0.03859 184 156 18 10
933 Do you think we should tell the cats ? 1.2065 0.03702 184 154 22 8
934 Can we howl at the hole? 1.2065 0.03702 184 154 22 8
935 I don't think I can jump that far. 1.2064 0.03306 218 181 29 8
936 Don’t laugh! I’m telling you I saw a cow jump through there. 1.2063 0.03395 189 155 29 5
937 All dogs go to heaven - but they still like to dig 1.2063 0.03712 189 159 21 9
938 I don’t know what it is, but I have the urge to sniff it. 1.2062 0.03718 194 164 20 10
939 Our ancestors said it's the place from which no ball can be found 1.2060 0.03652 199 168 21 10
940 You're right. There is nothing to howl at. 1.2060 0.03437 199 165 27 7
941 I thought that only worked on the mailman. 1.2060 0.03582 199 167 23 9
942 So this is why mom is always telling us to bring the tennis ball back. 1.2060 0.03363 199 164 29 6
943 It's called a Black lab hole, friendly but it swallows everything. 1.2059 0.03992 170 144 17 9
944 Definitely not a frisbee. 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
945 Yeah, agreed. Nothing to howl about. 1.2059 0.03452 204 170 26 8
946 It’s part of the constellation Dalmatian. 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
947 Big deal. I’ve dug bigger holes in the back garden! 1.2057 0.03651 175 145 24 6
948 There's nothing left to howl abour 1.2055 0.03417 219 184 25 10
949 You bay.I’ll howl. 1.2054 0.03684 185 155 22 8
950 Do you think it heard us? 1.2054 0.03521 185 153 26 6
951 I’ll give you 100 bucks if you can jump through that hoop. 1.2054 0.03436 185 152 28 5
952 I swear it was there a few minutes ago! 1.2053 0.03540 190 158 25 7
953 What are we howling at here? 1.2053 0.03618 190 159 23 8
954 I don't know what it means, but my ex would look at this, say something like blah blah blah Aquarius rising, then blammo, no sex for 2 weeks. 1.2053 0.03460 190 157 27 6
955 It only says fetch to me. 1.2053 0.03768 190 161 19 10
956 You try fetching a black hole. 1.2053 0.03295 190 155 31 4
957 Looks like Canis Major went out with a bang. 1.2051 0.03402 195 161 28 6
958 If you have been through a doggy door, same thing. 1.2051 0.03243 195 159 32 4
959 Ever feel like you're just barking into the void? 1.2050 0.03635 200 169 21 10
960 Should we howl at that too? 1.2047 0.03608 171 141 25 5
961 What d'ya think, trick or treat? 1.2044 0.03204 181 146 33 2
962 Are we supposed to jump through it? 1.2044 0.03479 181 149 27 5
963 Don't fall for it -- somebody's gaslighting us. 1.2044 0.03566 181 150 25 6
964 By golly, he did it! The ball they said couldn't be fetched! 1.2042 0.03676 191 161 21 9
965 That's a region of extremely dense gravity known as a rabbit hole. 1.2042 0.03523 191 159 25 7
966 They should have taught us astronomy instead of sitting up 1.2041 0.03611 196 165 22 9
967 That's the asteroid that will end our time, I'm afraid. It is large enough that at night blocks out the stars. Soon it will block out all life. I wish I'd peed on more stuff. 1.2041 0.03683 196 166 20 10
968 He really threw it too far this time. 1.2038 0.04015 157 132 18 7
969 That, my friend, is the Dark Side of the Moon. 1.2036 0.03942 167 141 18 8
970 First I caught you barking up a wrong tree now you howled away the moon! 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
971 It's not a good sign. There's a black hole in Sirius. 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
972 It’s Canis Major’s ball. 1.2034 0.03336 177 144 30 3
973 Some lucky mutt ate all the cheese. 1.2034 0.03701 177 148 22 7
974 I just wanted to get a rise out of it—not make it disappear. 1.2033 0.03796 182 154 19 9
975 Uh, maybe we should leave a voice message 1.2033 0.03716 182 153 21 8
976 Do you see what I don’t see? 1.2033 0.03548 182 151 25 6
977 Look at that son. Even God loves to dig holes. 1.2032 0.03568 187 156 24 7
978 If they say “fetch”, don’t go that way. 1.2032 0.03403 187 154 28 5
979 And if you put a bone it that hole it will never be found again. 1.2032 0.03486 187 155 26 6
980 This is when Orion puts it behind his back and pretends he doesn’t have it. 1.2032 0.03726 187 158 20 9
981 What did our best friends do now? 1.2030 0.03521 197 165 24 8
982 Some say it contains ALL the bones... 1.2030 0.03391 202 168 27 7
983 See sometimes, Scruffy, in life, the ball eats you. 1.2028 0.03285 212 176 29 7
984 I wonder whether it’s my fault. A month ago I stopped howling at it. 1.2025 0.03991 158 133 18 7
985 I liked the old moon better. 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
986 Maybe it was only paper? 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
987 Just think. We won’t even care about this as soon as it’s time to eat. 1.2023 0.03928 173 147 17 9
988 Looks great - but I can't smell it 1.2022 0.03414 178 146 28 4
989 That's nothing to howl about. 1.2022 0.03356 183 150 29 4
990 You don't see it too right? 1.2022 0.03697 183 154 21 8
991 I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cats. 1.2022 0.03856 183 156 17 10
992 I don’t think begging will bring the moon back, Spot. 1.2022 0.03531 183 152 25 6
993 That's some fierce howl you've got there, Bingo. 1.2022 0.03445 183 151 27 5
994 I've seen this same trick pulled with a tennis ball. 1.2022 0.03531 183 152 25 6
995 It's no fun howling at an eclipse Marvin, is it. 1.2021 0.03630 188 158 22 8
996 This is a once in seven life times event. 1.2021 0.03301 188 154 30 4
997 It's Orion's dog's collar. 1.2021 0.03331 193 159 29 5
998 They say cats did that because, well, you know, cats. 1.2021 0.03641 193 163 21 9
999 Once a month the moon tests our faith, howl anyway. 1.2021 0.03641 193 163 21 9
1000 I've seen blacker 1.2020 0.03199 198 162 32 4
1001 She said ‘Go fetch!’ but I think that ball belongs to space now. 1.2020 0.03302 203 168 29 6
1002 I heard the cat ate it. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
1003 Can you imagine what it's like to sniff the Cosmic Butt? 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
1004 Really makes you question the idea of object permanence. 1.2013 0.03968 159 134 18 7
1005 It’s like that time I sneezed into my kibble… 1.2012 0.03886 164 138 19 7
1006 And there's Canis Minor! Some know it as the Collar. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
1007 Now do you realize the gravity of your incessant howling? 1.2011 0.03663 179 150 22 7
1008 How far away is the nearest Star in dog years 1.2011 0.03748 179 151 20 8
1009 It's so obvious, it's dark matter, not a black hole. 1.2011 0.03397 179 147 28 4
1010 No way we can lick that 1.2011 0.03397 179 147 28 4
1011 Behold, but do not sniff, the cosmic butthole. 1.2011 0.03758 184 156 19 9
1012 Finally, a Milky Way without chocolate. 1.2011 0.03513 184 153 25 6
1013 Hard to believe these dumb humans took so long to see a black hole 1.2011 0.03428 184 152 27 5
1014 It's not worth howling at. 1.2011 0.03340 184 151 29 4
1015 Let’s go home. Howling feels so empty and meaningless now. 1.2011 0.03758 184 156 19 9
1016 It reminds me of when we first met. 1.2011 0.03513 184 153 25 6
1017 We scared it away. 1.2011 0.03453 189 157 26 6
1018 I’d call it ‘Spot’, but that seems a little too on the nose. 1.2011 0.03765 189 161 18 10
1019 Do your own research. A lunar eclipse is exactly what they WANT you to think. 1.2011 0.03612 189 159 22 8
1020 Don’t know about you, but I figure I’ll howl anyway. 1.2010 0.03415 199 166 26 7
1021 I'm not getting it. You go get it. 1.2010 0.03415 199 166 26 7
1022 Do you think that black hole is where all our buried bones ended up? 1.2010 0.03561 199 168 22 9
1023 Never howl at the dark side of the moon."Only the dead will be grateful. 1.2010 0.03561 199 168 22 9
1024 Do you think… Do you think they go on walks up there? 1.2010 0.03631 199 169 20 10
1025 It all began with the Big Bark. 1.2010 0.03501 204 172 23 9
1026 It’s a black hole. All our chew toys end up there. 1.2000 0.03474 155 126 27 2
1027 I heard that a lunar eclipse is the result of howling after drinking from the toilet. 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
1028 A moon that was so very full and bright, T’was now eclipsed and fully out of sight. This really gave our two dogs quite a fright. For them it was a dark and stormy night. 1.2000 0.03893 185 159 15 11
1029 that must be where the ball went through 1.2000 0.03473 200 168 24 8
1030 You ever get the feeling we're just howling into the void? 1.2000 0.03729 180 152 20 8
1031 Imagine sniffing that. 1.2000 0.03411 185 153 27 5
1032 You think our howling scared it away? 1.2000 0.03457 195 163 25 7
1033 Missed a spot 1.2000 0.03473 200 168 24 8
1034 Do you think we overdid it last night? 1.2000 0.03496 185 154 25 6
1035 The ball constellation really makes you think. 1.2000 0.03579 185 155 23 7
1036 I was going to tell you that I love you to the moon and back, but… 1.2000 0.03624 175 146 23 6
1037 Howl to turn it on? 1.2000 0.03801 175 148 19 8
1038 Let's sing some Pink Floyd 1.2000 0.03595 190 160 22 8
1039 A dog made all this? 1.2000 0.03660 185 156 21 8
1040 If a ball goes in there, you can never get it back. 1.2000 0.03270 190 156 30 4
1041 Should we eat the rest? 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
1042 I still like barking at it. 1.2000 0.03595 190 160 22 8
1043 And that’s Orion’s Frisbee. 1.2000 0.04140 160 137 14 9
1044 It looks beautiful, but I really wish I could smell it. 1.2000 0.03516 190 159 24 7
1045 And I was in the mood to howl tonight. 1.2000 0.03624 175 146 23 6
1046 A hole's a hole, I thought. But there's a bone I'll never get back. 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
1047 Maybe it was something I howled. 1.2000 0.03379 195 162 27 6
1048 This won’t happen again for 14 years—two whole Januarys from now. 1.2000 0.03966 170 145 16 9
1049 Great, our network is down... 1.2000 0.04134 155 132 15 8
1050 Now we'll have nothing to bark at. 1.2000 0.03533 175 145 25 5
1051 Wow, my howling was more powerful than I thought. 1.2000 0.03671 190 161 20 9
1052 Do you know any Pink Floyd? 1.1991 0.03296 216 181 27 8
1053 Howl all you want -- the damage is done. 1.1990 0.03537 206 175 21 10
1054 Never jump into that hole if he throws something in and says, ‘Fetch!’ 1.1990 0.03528 201 170 22 9
1055 See? You're barking at nothing. 1.1990 0.03384 201 168 26 7
1056 Did you forget to pay the electricity bill again? 1.1990 0.03598 201 171 20 10
1057 Uranus must be in retrograde. 1.1990 0.03234 201 166 30 5
1058 Do we still howl? 1.1990 0.03440 196 164 25 7
1059 Doesn't leave you much to howl about. 1.1990 0.03364 196 163 27 6
1060 I tried howling at it, but it’s just not the same as the moon. 1.1990 0.03499 191 160 24 7
1061 My owner says it's a "blue moon," but I can't see color 1.1990 0.03577 191 161 22 8
1062 Stop it George, dogs don’t howl at black holes 1.1989 0.03479 186 155 25 6
1063 This,my son,is the best example of being and nothingness. Now, find love while you can. 1.1989 0.03798 186 159 17 10
1064 Well, that's new. 1.1989 0.03453 181 150 26 5
1065 I’d like to sniff that thing! 1.1989 0.03363 181 149 28 4
1066 That's a black hole. Its gravity is so strong, not even smells can escape it. 1.1989 0.03541 181 151 24 6
1067 To me, it just looks like a hole. Everything else is black anyway. 1.1989 0.03541 181 151 24 6
1068 I just can't bring myself to howl at that. 1.1989 0.03626 181 152 22 7
1069 Who let the moon out? 1.1989 0.03949 176 151 15 10
1070 I wish I could sniff it from here. 1.1989 0.03514 176 146 25 5
1071 Something’s missing. 1.1989 0.03324 176 144 29 3
1072 What was that you just threw? 1.1989 0.03694 176 148 21 7
1073 I admit I only bit off Stephen Hawkins A Brief History of Time, I never understood it" 1.1988 0.03746 166 139 21 6
1074 That’s our doggy doorway to heaven 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
1075 These days, people will steal anything and everything. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
1076 That’s the Great Hole. It sucks up all the fetch balls that go too high. 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
1077 Do we still howl if it’s a dark moon? 1.1982 0.03149 217 180 31 6
1078 Looks like somebody took a pee in the lawn of stars. 1.1981 0.03265 212 177 28 7
1079 It's a new moon. 1.1981 0.03265 212 177 28 7
1080 How the hell would I know? I’m a hound dog. Not an astrophysicist! 1.1981 0.03521 207 176 21 10
1081 We howled it out of existence. 1.1980 0.03369 202 169 26 7
1082 It's weird - I don't even have the urge. 1.1980 0.03499 197 166 23 8
1083 Maybe we howled too loud at it? 1.1979 0.03462 187 156 25 6
1084 It’s just not the same, howling at a total lunar eclipse. 1.1979 0.03544 187 157 23 7
1085 That black hole reminds me of your butt. 1.1978 0.03691 182 154 20 8
1086 watch out! It’s the dog gone moon 1.1978 0.03772 182 155 18 9
1087 I don't know if I should howl or scream. Either way, I'm thinking we should get outta here. 1.1978 0.03608 182 153 22 7
1088 You could try howling anyway 1.1978 0.03523 182 152 24 6
1089 Tonight, we reflect on our behavior. 1.1977 0.03675 177 149 21 7
1090 I didn't think a tennis ball could bounce that high! 1.1977 0.03846 177 151 17 9
1091 yeah, well...that's not nothin' 1.1977 0.03496 177 147 25 5
1092 Now you know where all those old tennis balls you couldn’t find went. 1.1977 0.03587 177 148 23 6
1093 Are you sure it is the Earth? 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
1094 It's where the moon should be, so I think we should howl. 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
1095 I'll bet there's one hell of a bone buried in that hole. 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
1096 Should we be concerned? 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
1097 Howling at it just isn't the same during an eclipse. 1.1976 0.04095 167 144 13 10
1098 I guess this explains where our tennis balls have been going. 1.1975 0.04092 162 139 14 9
1099 They told me that black holes are filled with all the unfound bones in the universe. I wish I could fly. 1.1975 0.04085 157 134 15 8
1100 I've been howling at them to turn that light off for years. 1.1975 0.04184 157 135 13 9
1101 So you see, that’s what happen when you howl a little too loud… 1.1973 0.04054 147 124 17 6
1102 Eclipse or not, it's still the moon and you can howl all you want. 1.1970 0.03409 198 166 25 7
1103 Is that the black hole where all our lost balls go? 1.1970 0.03332 198 165 27 6
1104 For some reason I don’t feel like howling anymore. 1.1969 0.03224 193 159 30 4
1105 Can't 'splain what I can't sniff. 1.1968 0.03526 188 158 23 7
1106 I dunno. Maybe a black howl ? 1.1968 0.03761 188 161 17 10
1107 Yeah, donut is good, but I think it looks like the black hole left in my heart when Master goes on vacation and leaves me for a week in the pit of despair they call a "Pet Hotel." 1.1967 0.03672 183 155 20 8
1108 Well, dog gonnit! 1.1967 0.03672 183 155 20 8
1109 Do we howl, bark, or run like Hell? 1.1966 0.03742 178 151 19 8
1110 Yes. Howl at that! 1.1966 0.03656 178 150 21 7
1111 Another work-at-home hold-out. 1.1966 0.03742 178 151 19 8
1112 For your final stage of dog training, howl at the…wait a second. 1.1964 0.03893 168 143 17 8
1113 Uh…Meow? 1.1964 0.03800 168 142 19 7
1114 Is that our celestial Doggie door? 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
1115 There's nothing to howl at anymore. 1.1963 0.03678 163 136 22 5
1116 Einstein's Dog was right. 1.1962 0.04061 158 135 15 8
1117 It's enough to make you believe in Dog. 1.1962 0.04061 158 135 15 8
1118 I know we’re supposed to howl at something up there but I’m drawing a blank… 1.1961 0.03747 204 177 14 13
1119 They could've just asked us to stop howling. 1.1961 0.03410 204 172 24 8
1120 Sorry. My free trial ‘Bark at the Moon’ streaming package expired this month.” 1.1960 0.03393 199 167 25 7
1121 How do you howl in reverse? 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
1122 I've lost my "Raison D'Howl. 1.1959 0.03450 194 163 24 7
1123 This calls for something new in B-flat. 1.1958 0.03345 189 157 27 5
1124 It's basically a cosmic hole in the fence. 1.1958 0.03589 189 160 21 8
1125 My master thinks his matching socks are there. But I buried them in the backyard.” 1.1958 0.03666 189 161 19 9
1126 I’ve lost my voice. 1.1958 0.03345 189 157 27 5
1127 How big was the dog that dig that hole? 1.1958 0.03589 189 160 21 8
1128 All dogs go to the brink of an existential crisis 1.1957 0.03654 184 156 20 8
1129 No, I can't smell it either. 1.1957 0.03572 184 155 22 7
1130 They say it's the only place where we can escape Trump. 1.1955 0.03888 179 154 15 10
1131 I didn’t really care when they eliminated Pluto, but THIS leaves me speechless 1.1955 0.03806 179 153 17 9
1132 Full Moon in Pisces-Virgo Season... OR, Dad threw the ball VERY FAR. 1.1955 0.03723 179 152 19 8
1133 Dark! Dark! 1.1955 0.03369 179 148 27 4
1134 Twenty-seven nights of howling, for what? One night off? 1.1954 0.03707 174 147 20 7
1135 The last time we saw Ernie, he was smelling one just like that 1.1954 0.03523 174 145 24 5
1136 Don't confuse a "Black Hole" with a "Black Howl"!!!! 1.1954 0.03966 174 150 14 10
1137 I think I'll name it... Spot 1.1954 0.03882 174 149 16 9
1138 Any minute now they'll say, "fetch!" 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
1139 Who jumps first? 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
1140 Well Sherman… it’s called a ‘black hole’. They form when a star collapses into itself and creates a gravitational pull so strong… not even light can escape it. I think it got my favourite ball last Thursday too. 1.1953 0.03779 169 143 19 7
1141 Look! The bark side of the moon! 1.1953 0.03872 169 144 17 8
1142 THERE'S your ball. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
1143 You're not very good at this game. It's clearly a ball, not a donut. 1.1953 0.03281 169 138 29 2
1144 The writers' strike is starting to hurt. 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
1145 Siriusly, that's where it used to be. 1.1950 0.03938 159 135 17 7
1146 John Fogerty was right. 1.1949 0.03584 195 166 20 9
1147 Imagine sniffing the universe’s butthole. 1.1949 0.03584 195 166 20 9
1148 Because God's dog needs a place To hide his cosmic bone. 1.1949 0.03584 195 166 20 9
1149 No biggie. Just Hawking radiation. 1.1949 0.03433 195 164 24 7
1150 Is that organic peanut butter-CBD soft chew kicking in yet? 1.1949 0.03276 195 162 28 5
1151 It’s really a red hole, but remember, we’re color blind. 1.1948 0.04024 154 131 16 7
1152 Sometimes I feel like howling at nothing at all. 1.1947 0.03571 190 161 21 8
1153 SNIFF THAT,COPERNICUS! 1.1947 0.03648 190 162 19 9
1154 I feel the urge to sniff it… 1.1946 0.03554 185 156 22 7
1155 No, meow is not the opposite of howl. 1.1946 0.03470 185 155 24 6
1156 All I know is that if you bark at it nothing changes. 1.1946 0.03636 185 157 20 8
1157 Is it my imagination, or is that black hole getting bigger? 1.1944 0.03532 180 151 23 6
1158 Hey, did you ever think how God is Dog spelled backwards? 1.1944 0.03532 180 151 23 6
1159 It was a dark and holy night... 1.1943 0.03597 175 147 22 6
1160 It makes me want to pee, somehow. 1.1943 0.03504 175 146 24 5
1161 Legend has it that all our lost tennis balls end up there. 1.1941 0.04027 170 147 13 10
1162 Lou, why do you always have to point out the negative in every situation? 1.1941 0.03665 170 143 21 6
1163 Is that doggie door for us 1.1939 0.03737 165 139 20 6
1164 It’s the black hole where caption votes go. It’s also Uranus. 1.1938 0.04205 160 139 11 10
1165 What do we howl at now? 1.1938 0.03915 160 136 17 7
1166 Nice job! We finally did it! 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
1167 No it doesn’t make me wonder about the existence of Dog. 1.1937 0.03779 191 165 15 11
1168 In space, nobody knows you’re a dog. 1.1937 0.03706 191 164 17 10
1169 I wonder more about why they did it than how. 1.1937 0.03554 191 162 21 8
1170 Dratted color blindness. That must be the super blue moon they are all talking about. 1.1937 0.03554 191 162 21 8
1171 I think I get Pink Floyd now. 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
1172 Howl again! Maybe it will come back on! 1.1935 0.03697 186 159 18 9
1173 Don’t sniff that! 1.1934 0.03514 181 152 23 6
1174 Smell that? Suddenly, all my questions about the universe are answered. 1.1932 0.03578 176 148 22 6
1175 Now I regret all the times I didn't howl at it. 1.1931 0.03491 202 172 21 9
1176 We’re the light. That’s the tunnel. 1.1930 0.03645 171 144 21 6
1177 I always think it's a bit sad when there's nothing to howl about. 1.1929 0.03324 197 165 26 6
1178 I don't know what it is, but I'll bet I get blamed. 1.1928 0.03514 166 138 24 4
1179 My god, Milo, what have you done? 1.1928 0.03617 166 139 22 5
1180 Just throw it already! 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
1181 Our tennis ball went through there? 1.1925 0.04087 161 139 13 9
1182 That's where they throw the ball when I can't find it. 1.1925 0.03756 187 161 16 10
1183 So what're we supposed to bay at now? 1.1923 0.03666 182 155 19 8
1184 Pretty big howl, eh. 1.1923 0.03763 156 131 20 5
1185 I think that's where the balls go. 1.1923 0.03976 156 133 16 7
1186 Yes, exactly how I felt when they brought home the new puppy. 1.1921 0.03468 177 148 24 5
1187 That's where my favorite toys, and the single missing socks go, never to be seen or heard from again. 1.1921 0.03374 177 147 26 4
1188 It was called Earth, then AI took over everything. 1.1921 0.03735 177 151 18 8
1189 Yes, but is it art? 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
1190 It got cancelled by liberals for being a “man” in the moon. 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
1191 The legend holds that our god marked that spot with their pee. 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
1192 Finally found an area with no light pollution! 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1193 Wow... that must be a big dog. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
1194 What am I howling at? There is nothing to howl at! 1.1917 0.03442 193 163 23 7
1195 They call it a black hole but I believe it's an extension of the Van Allen Radiation Belt. 1.1916 0.03597 167 140 22 5
1196 I want to howl, but first I have some questions. 1.1916 0.03597 167 140 22 5
1197 Have you checked for software updates? 1.1915 0.03813 188 163 14 11
1198 Ever wonder why it's called a Black Hole? 1.1915 0.03582 188 160 20 8
1199 I hate this. My whole baying at the moon schedule has been thrown off. 1.1915 0.03335 188 157 26 5
1200 They say in space no one can hear you bark. 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
1201 I'm sorry, it just doesn't bring out the howl in me. 1.1913 0.03391 183 153 25 5
1202 Our whole purpose seems hollow. 1.1913 0.03647 183 156 19 8
1203 They don’t all have to be this existential Steve. It’s bright, we howl. It’s dark, we don’t. 1.1913 0.03647 183 156 19 8
1204 Someday we'll be able to pee there. 1.1912 0.03388 204 173 23 8
1205 And they say barking at the moon is a waste of time. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
1206 It was here a minute ago. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
1207 I have the strange urge to sniff it 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
1208 See, Spot? 1.1910 0.03541 178 150 22 6
1209 All I said was RRRGH! 1.1910 0.03261 178 147 28 3
1210 You can stop howling Rocky. That's not the moon. 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
1211 Yeah, there have been some holes in our theory around dark matter. 1.1910 0.03450 178 149 24 5
1212 There goes the neighborhood. 1.1910 0.03630 178 151 20 7
1213 Well that's disconcerting... 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
1214 Now that’s an impressive flea collar! 1.1910 0.03370 199 168 24 7
1215 Nothing escapes. Not even a Frisbee. 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
1216 Do you think that our howling chased it away? 1.1908 0.03607 173 146 21 6
1217 My goodness! The mice got to the cheese, again. 1.1908 0.03788 173 148 17 8
1218 How are we supposed to retrieve that ! 1.1908 0.03788 173 148 17 8
1219 Son, you're looking at the greatest hole ever dug. 1.1908 0.03415 173 144 25 4
1220 First they stole the election, now they stole the moon, and next they'll steal you. 1.1907 0.03426 194 164 23 7
1221 I’m seeing black spots. 1.1907 0.03347 194 163 25 6
1222 Not much to howl at tonight. 1.1905 0.03771 168 143 18 7
1223 I think it got tired of us howling at it and went dark. 1.1905 0.03719 189 163 16 10
1224 I guess it's just the universe telling us to take a night off. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
1225 If I stand on your shoulders maybe I’ll be able to see what’s inside! 1.1902 0.03629 184 157 19 8
1226 Yeah, that's where Sirius took a dump. 1.1902 0.03461 184 155 23 6
1227 Do we still bark? 1.1902 0.03461 184 155 23 6
1228 Roscoe said he'd get the ball and be right out. That was 16 and a 1/2 hours ago. 1.1900 0.03354 200 169 24 7
1229 It's called a new moon, but it's really just the same old one showing us its backside. 1.1899 0.03340 179 149 26 4
1230 Not what will we howl at? 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
1231 It's either a black hole or God ran out of stars. 1.1899 0.04031 158 136 14 8
1232 Woof, am I right? 1.1897 0.03169 195 162 29 4
1233 How perplexing! It's either an eclipse or a tear in the projection screen or a black hole that will devour us all. 1.1897 0.03397 174 145 25 4
1234 Know any Pink Floyd? 1.1897 0.03494 174 146 23 5
1235 I think it’s where the lights go to poop. 1.1897 0.03768 174 149 17 8
1236 Sirius is the best hole digger in the universe. 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
1237 It must've been that last howl. 1.1895 0.03468 190 161 22 7
1238 Finally, our howling scared it away. 1.1893 0.03751 169 144 18 7
1239 Really puts the vacuum cleaner in perspective, huh? 1.1893 0.03558 169 142 22 5
1240 I don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but, WOOF! 1.1893 0.03558 169 142 22 5
1241 What are we howling at? 1.1892 0.03358 185 155 25 5
1242 The bone is buried there. 1.1892 0.03444 185 156 23 6
1243 Really makes you think how small and insignificant everyone else is. 1.1891 0.03264 201 169 26 6
1244 Well, that's where it's supposed to be. I'm gonna howl at it anyway. 1.1890 0.03923 164 141 15 8
1245 I used to howl at the moon,but my inner bad dog prefers the black hole. 1.1890 0.03727 164 139 19 6
1246 Reminds me of a choke chain. 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
1247 I take back that last howl. 1.1889 0.03505 180 152 22 6
1248 First the bark collar and now this! 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
1249 Well, I guess howling is off the table for tonight. 1.1889 0.03505 180 152 22 6
1250 Try howling at where the moon should be … 1.1889 0.03415 180 151 24 5
1251 What do you mean, you can't see the dark side of the moon? 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
1252 I just don’t know what to howl about anymore. 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
1253 There goes tonight’s choir practice. 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
1254 Okay, so we take a night off from howling. 1.1889 0.03415 180 151 24 5
1255 I just wasn’t up to retrieving it tonight. 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
1256 Something seems off. 1.1887 0.03803 159 135 18 6
1257 How many bones do ya think we can bury in there, Elroy? 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
1258 What are we going to howl at now?" Corban Brown (13 yrs. old), Lexington, K 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
1259 *Sigh*. The biggest hole in the universe is unsniffable." 1.1886 0.03659 175 149 19 7
1260 That’s what Pink Floyd was talking about…. 1.1886 0.03569 175 148 21 6
1261 So, from now on we’re howling at a black hole? 1.1886 0.03475 175 147 23 5
1262 Well now what in the hell do we do? 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
1263 Everything has a dark side. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
1264 The guy’s name is Elon. He talked me into the “Multi-Generational Plot”. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
1265 I'm more worried about the sun. 1.1882 0.03439 170 142 24 4
1266 Spayed: the final frontier. 1.1882 0.03730 170 145 18 7
1267 I wonder if aliens have dogs. 1.1882 0.03439 170 142 24 4
1268 Harold... I think someone stole the moon. 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
1269 I thought “Shoot the moon” was just a figure of speech. 1.1882 0.03822 170 146 16 8
1270 Statistical improbabilities are to be expected. 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
1271 I hope this doesn’t affect feeding time. 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
1272 I hate it when Atlas throws the frisbee. 1.1879 0.03394 165 137 25 3
1273 I'll bay if you will? 1.1879 0.03394 165 137 25 3
1274 Must’ve been something you howled 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
1275 Does it seem like it’s getting closer to you? 1.1879 0.03605 165 139 21 5
1276 I was just chasing the cow... 1.1878 0.03398 181 152 24 5
1277 The eye doctor told me to give him a call if that happens 1.1878 0.03487 181 153 22 6
1278 Do you see a nipple or a navel? 1.1878 0.03823 181 157 14 10
1279 That’s a hole that only Dog could dig. 1.1875 0.03781 160 136 18 6
1280 I don’t know what’s on the other side, but I hope it includes a lot of firehydrants. 1.1875 0.03362 176 147 25 4
1281 Beyond that hole,son,are all the squirrels you could imagine. 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
1282 Okay, you howl first. 1.1875 0.03362 176 147 25 4
1283 Guess there's nothing left to howl at... 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
1284 So what are you going to do on your night off? 1.1875 0.04081 160 139 12 9
1285 I’d love to sniff that hole. 1.1872 0.03732 187 162 15 10
1286 No Jake, it's not a giant ball. God doesn't play fetch with the universe. 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
1287 I wonder what it smells like? 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
1288 What d'ya think, to howl or not? 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
1289 It’s finally time to meet Pink Floyd! 1.1871 0.03520 171 144 22 5
1290 Last time I saw something like that I was in the dog park saying hi to the cute Black Lab… 1.1871 0.03710 171 146 18 7
1291 You can't trust solar power. 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
1292 Well… if it’s a black hole, I’m guessing we’re about to lose cell service. 1.1871 0.03399 155 128 25 2
1293 Go ahead, howl anyway….I dare you 1.1871 0.04072 155 134 13 8
1294 Wow! And I thought the hole I dug in the backyard was big! 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
1295 Ah, the only hole I can't sniff. 1.1868 0.03556 182 155 20 7
1296 Ever notice that when you're hungry you see food bowls everywhere ? 1.1867 0.03879 166 143 15 8
1297 Do you really think there's some intelligent life out there? 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
1298 Let's give it a good howl and see what happens. 1.1867 0.03972 166 144 13 9
1299 They said it couldn’t be fetched. 1.1864 0.03439 177 149 23 5
1300 That hole was dug by God's puppy. That was our original sin." 1.1864 0.03345 177 148 25 4
1301 Howl at the hole", just doesn't have the same ring to it 1.1864 0.03621 177 151 19 7
1302 That’s cat Steven’s moonshadow. 1.1864 0.03531 177 150 21 6
1303 Turns out the vacuum of space still isn't as scary as the vacuum cleaner. 1.1863 0.03861 161 138 16 7
1304 Do we howl or cry? 1.1863 0.03760 161 136 18 6
1305 They've taken the moon. Now what do we do? 1.1863 0.03655 161 136 20 5
1306 Want to bark at the neighbour instead? 1.1863 0.03655 161 136 20 5
1307 Well finally the moon got over its rash. 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
1308 Mission accomplished. 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
1309 Maybe that's where all the tennis balls end up 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
1310 It’s where all the chew-toys go, never to be seen again. 1.1863 0.03655 161 136 20 5
1311 Dude! #holegoals 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
1312 Howling at the black hole doesn't have quite the same ring to it. 1.1860 0.03501 172 145 22 5
1313 I guess all the howling finally got to him. 1.1860 0.03597 172 146 20 6
1314 A new moon. Embrace the calm. 1.1859 0.03254 156 128 27 1
1315 I hope we don't get pooped on! 1.1858 0.03622 183 157 18 8
1316 Looks like one of the theater camp kids finally hit high C 1.1858 0.03273 183 153 26 4
1317 I’m always being blamed, but that’s where all the homework goes. 1.1857 0.04251 140 121 12 7
1318 Bet it smells good 1.1856 0.03357 167 139 25 3
1319 Sirius is on the loose! 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
1320 You're baying at Pink Floyd. 1.1856 0.03763 167 143 17 7
1321 I think it was Carl Sagan's mutt who said: "“Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.” 1.1856 0.03763 167 143 17 7
1322 If somebody calls, don't go. 1.1856 0.03463 167 140 23 4
1323 That’s where bad dogs go. 1.1856 0.03763 167 143 17 7
1324 Ah Rufus,see the curves of the great ball we can never catch 1.1856 0.03463 167 140 23 4
1325 It’s all my fault. She caught me howling at the sun yesterday. This is terrible. I miss her so much 1.1856 0.03763 167 143 17 7
1326 I’m telling you. There was a giant frisbee up there!” 1.1856 0.03555 194 167 18 9
1327 They sent dogs into space, and chimps, and humans.. so why not cats? 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
1328 Sometimes it does that. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
1329 I guess they call it the moon because it kinda looks like someone's butthole. 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
1330 I told you we were late! 1.1854 0.03440 151 125 24 2
1331 “OK…we finally howled it away…now what?” 1.1854 0.03774 178 154 15 9
1332 That’s five balls we need back. 1.1854 0.03513 178 151 21 6
1333 Einstein only theorized wormholes. We've discovered dog holes. 1.1854 0.03421 178 150 23 5
1334 Oh dear, looks like the cow didn't make it, after all 1.1854 0.03231 178 148 27 3
1335 I don’t feel like howling tonight. I think I’ll just journal about this. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
1336 Is this the answer to the Universe or are we just hungry? 1.1852 0.03377 189 160 23 6
1337 Do we howl, or what? 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
1338 If the cat were here, she'd know what it means. 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
1339 And that’s where all the squirrels go. 1.1852 0.03634 162 137 20 5
1340 Now you have to pay monthly for Moon+. 1.1852 0.03839 162 139 16 7
1341 I hear it's AWESOME in color. 1.1850 0.03179 173 143 28 2
1342 So that's what the new moon looks like! 1.1850 0.03482 173 146 22 5
1343 Apparently, Canis Major was a major bully and was canceled. 1.1850 0.03482 173 146 22 5
1344 So that’s where Pluto buries his bones. 1.1849 0.04008 146 125 15 6
1345 One day, I want to sniff that. 1.1849 0.03367 146 120 25 1
1346 Kind of big for a worm whole if you ask me. 1.1848 0.03257 184 154 26 4
1347 Howling at the black hole just doesn't have the same ring. 1.1848 0.03257 184 154 26 4
1348 But don't forget Einstein's theory, and I quote..... 1.1848 0.03603 184 158 18 8
1349 Howling at them may feel good, but it doesn't really solve anything. 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
1350 Wait. What? 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
1351 Starry, starry black hole... 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
1352 They call it a black hole, but I call it a 'space in space'. 1.1845 0.03836 168 145 15 8
1353 Hardly worth howling at that. 1.1845 0.03339 168 140 25 3
1354 I’m howling on the inside. 1.1845 0.03645 168 143 19 6
1355 I miss the Earth. 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
1356 I don’t know what we’re supposed to do now. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
1357 Do you think we ate it? 1.1844 0.03584 179 153 19 7
1358 I don't know what they do at their church, but I pray this is a big meatball. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
1359 That's where the howl catcher used to live 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
1360 I hear it's full of cats. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
1361 I did NOT dig that one. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
1362 Watch if we don’t get blamed for tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time. 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
1363 Oh well, I didn't feel like howling anyways. But on the brightside now we can see the dog star. 1.1840 0.03717 163 139 18 6
1364 Well, let's just bay at the event horizon then. 1.1840 0.03915 163 141 14 8
1365 Should we sniff it? 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
1366 I knew you were good at digging holes. But that one . . . oh, my. 1.1839 0.03651 174 149 18 7
1367 That, son, is a black hoooowl! 1.1839 0.03163 174 144 28 2
1368 It's just a black hole. Don't get sucked in. 1.1838 0.03330 185 156 24 5
1369 Do you think we’ll get to sniff one in our lifetime? 1.1838 0.03585 185 159 18 8
1370 Do they expect us to howl at this one? 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
1371 Are you not seeing what I’m not seeing? 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
1372 Screw it, I'll sniff anything once. 1.1835 0.03897 158 136 15 7
1373 All that cheese just gone! 1.1834 0.03321 169 141 25 3
1374 Black holes matter. 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
1375 Yup, so that's the holy place where all dogs go to heaven!!!!! 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
1376 Should we try to go sniff it? 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
1377 Humans call it a Black Hole, I'm just hungry. 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
1378 I can dig it." 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
1379 Mommy when did Canis Major turn around? 1.1834 0.03815 169 146 15 8
1380 Now that it’s gone, do we call it a day? 1.1834 0.03425 169 142 23 4
1381 See what happens when you howl at the moon: it gets scared. 1.1833 0.03294 180 151 25 4
1382 Our barks really are worse than our bites! 1.1833 0.03565 180 154 19 7
1383 ::sniiiiifffffff:: 1.1833 0.03651 180 155 17 8
1384 An infinite void . . . No light. No sound. No behind-the-ear rubs. 1.1833 0.03386 180 152 23 5
1385 It's a zen moon. You howl to it in silence. 1.1832 0.03505 191 164 19 8
1386 I know it's still there. I can smell it. 1.1832 0.03505 191 164 19 8
1387 What did you expect? It was only a paper moon. 1.1830 0.03982 153 132 14 7
1388 So, do we howl? Not howl? I’m so confused… 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
1389 Maybe that's where you buried that bone. 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
1390 I wonder what took those humans so long to figure out what a black hole was. 1.1829 0.03487 164 138 22 4
1391 Google says dogs howling at the moon is a myth, but you can't argue with results like this." 1.1829 0.03796 164 141 16 7
1392 There! Bury your bone there and they’ll never find it. 1.1829 0.03893 164 142 14 8
1393 Can someone turn on the moon? 1.1829 0.03593 164 139 20 5
1394 I guess we made too big a fuss. 1.1829 0.03249 175 146 26 3
1395 I'll smell you later. 1.1829 0.03445 175 148 22 5
1396 I just can’t get as excited about howling at a black hole. 1.1829 0.03540 175 149 20 6
1397 Guess we need to learn anti howling. 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
1398 It's a black hole and it takes away bones forever! 1.1828 0.03648 186 161 16 9
1399 Howling feels hollow. 1.1828 0.03039 186 154 30 2
1400 I don’t care if it’s dangerous, I still want to chase it. 1.1828 0.03400 186 158 22 6
1401 The man in orange wants to put his picture there. 1.1824 0.04183 148 129 11 8
1402 I didn't understand the ending of Barbie either. 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
1403 its called the dog constellation----see the bowl 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
1404 My owner says that black holes are cosmological bodies so dense that not even light can escape, but he also mutters a lot about Mercury being in retrograde and how that negatively impacts him as a Pisces so I don’t know…. 1.1824 0.04292 148 130 9 9
1405 Is it me, or is that black hole getting bigger? 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
1406 Howling isn't quite the same, is it? 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
1407 They say we’ll all end up there sooner or later. 1.1824 0.03663 159 135 19 5
1408 No moon? No cow? No howl! 1.1824 0.03874 159 137 15 7
1409 Moon for the misbegotten 1.1824 0.03663 159 135 19 5
1410 If we don't bark at the moon every night, it disappears. 1.1824 0.03701 170 146 17 7
1411 You should have stopped howling at that thing! 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
1412 The real estate there is over the moon. 1.1824 0.03605 170 145 19 6
1413 It's god's butthole, son. To smell that is to know everything there ever was. 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
1414 No, if it were a black hole we would see the event horizon. 1.1824 0.03794 170 147 15 8
1415 Not much to howl at tonight is there 1.1823 0.03459 181 154 21 6
1416 Should we try to howl again? 1.1823 0.03182 181 151 27 3
1417 It's called a black hole, Pluto. And it's where all the bad puppies go, never to be heard from again. 1.1823 0.03632 181 156 17 8
1418 I just see a bone. 1.1818 0.03468 165 139 22 4
1419 Maybe he just slipped off? 1.1818 0.03015 198 165 30 3
1420 Doghole, not wormhole, Rover. 1.1818 0.03379 154 128 24 2
1421 Well, I guess it's because we were howling at it for so long...it just exploded! 1.1818 0.03675 165 141 18 6
1422 Now that's something to howl about 1.1818 0.03209 187 157 26 4
1423 Ooooo! O,O,Ooooo! 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
1424 what's our purpose now? 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
1425 Now you've done it. I said give me a howl, not a hole! 1.1818 0.03427 176 149 22 5
1426 Okay, quantum physics aside, what if it’s not a hole. What if it’s a ball? 1.1818 0.03958 154 133 14 7
1427 You go first. 1.1813 0.03442 182 155 21 6
1428 Look! Alpo Centauri! 1.1813 0.03681 171 147 17 7
1429 They said it was a solution to the howling. 1.1813 0.03863 171 149 13 9
1430 It's the eyeball of somethin' big, I'm tellin' ya.... 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
1431 If you look right in the middle, you can see Uranus. 1.1812 0.03816 149 127 17 5
1432 Yes, I miss howling, but I'm mastering scat. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
1433 That’’s where this thing they used to call Earth was located. 1.1808 0.03314 177 149 24 4
1434 How can we howl when we can't see the moon? 1.1808 0.03593 177 152 18 7
1435 Yes it could be a giant chocolate donut but sadly it’s probably a peek at the existential void 1.1808 0.03767 177 154 14 9
1436 Should I howl or not? 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
1437 I think we drank too much Moonshine. 1.1807 0.03753 166 143 16 7
1438 I think it is a black hole and not a planet because I feel strangely compelled to throw a bone in there and cover it up. 1.1807 0.03849 166 144 14 8
1439 It’s howling at us! 1.1807 0.03553 166 141 20 5
1440 It's like a hole in the sky. A black hole. 1.1807 0.03553 166 141 20 5
1441 Wow, even the moon is feeling this energy crisis. 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
1442 I call it a "Black Howl" 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
1443 Always thought it was overrated, to be honest. Plus, no more werewolves, which is nice. 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
1444 I swear it was there two weeks ago. 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
1445 No, I'm Canis Major, the big dog, and you're Canis Minor, the little dog. 1.1807 0.03553 166 141 20 5
1446 I could really dig that hole as an astronaut ... a dog can dream 1.1807 0.03230 166 138 26 2
1447 They say it’s the Dog Star but it looks like an empty feed bowl to me. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
1448 It’s the ultimate fetch. 1.1806 0.04039 155 135 12 8
1449 ...another rolling blackout... 1.1806 0.03826 155 133 16 6
1450 That’s the only hole I’ve seen but haven’t sniffed yet 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
1451 It ain’t the same. Howling at an eclipse. 1.1806 0.04022 144 124 14 6
1452 Frankly, I always found Pink Floyd pretentious and overrated. 1.1802 0.03567 172 147 19 6
1453 Just when I get my howl perfected, this happens. 1.1802 0.03370 172 145 23 4
1454 Perhaps we should howl at it. 1.1802 0.03470 172 146 21 5
1455 Someday we will go to that big Dog House in the sky 1.1802 0.03370 172 145 23 4
1456 What's next--they neuter us? 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
1457 Do you ever feel as if we're all howling over nothing? 1.1801 0.03727 161 138 17 6
1458 I begged you not to sing. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
1459 With howling out, now what ? 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
1460 That’s okay. I have a bit of a sore throat anyway. 1.1799 0.04241 139 121 11 7
1461 Do you think our howls were too piercing? 1.1798 0.03297 178 150 24 4
1462 You howled too loud. 1.1798 0.03297 178 150 24 4
1463 They call it a black hole, but I like to think of it as marrow at the center of a bone. 1.1796 0.03634 167 143 18 6
1464 Must be a power failure! 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
1465 Should we be baying at that thing? 1.1796 0.03213 167 139 26 2
1466 I bet you could learn the secrets of the universe if you could get close enough to sniff that. 1.1796 0.03430 167 141 22 4
1467 Mom told you she loves you to the moon and back,eh? 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
1468 I can’t put my paw on it. I just don’t feel like howling tonight. 1.1796 0.03323 167 140 24 3
1469 I don't feel like howling either. Let's just talk. 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
1470 Maybe now we can have a real conversation 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
1471 Well, this could explain my lack of motivation lately. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
1472 it doesn't mean there's nothing there, only that there is so much we can't see it 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
1473 Black hole or new moon? I dunno, it's all black & white to me. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
1474 Look at the stars. See their beauty. And in that beauty, see that doughnut we weren't allowed eat (Louis Narushima-Johnson, 13) 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
1475 It’s nothing to sniff at. 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
1476 Of course it's serious. 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
1477 Legend has it that billions of lost tennis balls have slipped into that hole. 1.1793 0.03319 184 156 23 5
1478 I swear it was just here. 1.1793 0.03996 145 125 14 6
1479 Wow. Look at all the colors! 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
1480 Maybe we should bark at it. 1.1793 0.03996 145 125 14 6
1481 I heard in there you can run forever. 1.1792 0.03353 173 146 23 4
1482 You…you think we were a little too loud? 1.1792 0.03547 173 148 19 6
1483 Howling at it just hasn’t felt the same since the apocalypse. 1.1792 0.03547 173 148 19 6
1484 Well...It's not like there's nothing else to howl over. 1.1792 0.03251 173 145 25 3
1485 How do we sniff it? 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
1486 I can’t howl at a black hole. 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
1487 That must be the 'bad dog' look. 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
1488 'We've either stumbled upon an unexplained mystery of the Universe, or those eye drops aren't doing diddly.' 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
1489 Ooops! The Dog Star is missing from our sky tonight! 1.1789 0.03163 190 160 26 4
1490 When it comes closer we can sniff it and tell what it is. 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
1491 Cows! Who would've thunk? 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
1492 supply chain issues 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
1493 I don’t know whether to howl or whimper. 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
1494 I could tell you a lot more if I could sniff that. 1.1788 0.03374 179 152 22 5
1495 I've heard of "black holes", but I always thought it was something I dug up in the back yard. 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
1496 What have they gone and done this time? 1.1786 0.03711 168 145 16 7
1497 Betcha I can too jump through it! 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
1498 I knew I was tone deaf, but I really didn't expect it to shatter. 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
1499 Is it under the couch? 1.1786 0.03711 168 145 16 7
1500 I don't know about you, but I'm not howling at that moon! 1.1784 0.03390 185 158 21 6
1501 These New Yorker cartoonists are really lacking inspiration 1.1783 0.03991 157 137 12 8
1502 I’m not sure whether to howl or cry. 1.1783 0.03195 157 130 26 1
1503 It's the cosmic dog door. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
1504 Don’t tell Aaron Rogers 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
1505 “but even if you could fetch it at the speed of light, by the time you got back every stuffed animal you ever loved would be dead. That’s relativity.” 1.1783 0.03887 157 136 14 7
1506 I guess our howling scared it away. 1.1782 0.03433 174 148 21 5
1507 It's not nothing. It's like the hole in a bagel. 1.1782 0.03621 174 150 17 7
1508 I heard they found bones on Mars. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
1509 No, you can't sniff it. 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
1510 That's not a moon dog. 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
1511 We finally scared it away. 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
1512 There are thousands of fire hydrants up there. 1.1779 0.03684 163 140 17 6
1513 Don’t be sad. Looks like granddad’s having a great time. 1.1779 0.03247 163 136 25 2
1514 You say hole,I say doorway. 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
1515 Siriusly, it's a black hole. 1.1779 0.03684 163 140 17 6
1516 The hoops are getting harder and harder to jump through. 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
1517 I'm not sure what we're supposed to bark at. 1.1779 0.03247 163 136 25 2
1518 So, "Fetch" he says. Do you believe that? 1.1778 0.03357 180 153 22 5
1519 I used to be able to bay at the moon. Another pleasure gone. 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
1520 It’s where the great dog spirit sniffs. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
1521 So that’s where they threw the ball. 1.1776 0.03860 152 131 15 6
1522 This totally reminds me of the time we chased that ocelot. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
1523 Dog, if you're listening, that's the best dogdamn hole I've ever seen. 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
1524 I told you that black holes are not just theoretical. 1.1776 0.03972 152 132 13 7
1525 Typically, they aren't looking for life that looks like us. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
1526 If a dog howls at the moon but no moon is around to hear it, are we making a sound? 1.1776 0.04080 152 133 11 8
1527 I'll bet 3 treats that I can get my head and whole body through that hole. 1.1775 0.03691 169 146 16 7
1528 How do you howl at a black hole? 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
1529 Maybe we bayed too long. 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
1530 If you howl into it, it howls back into you. 1.1775 0.03785 169 147 14 8
1531 this one is going to be hard to fetch. 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
1532 I wouldn’t sniff that hole. 1.1774 0.03373 186 159 21 6
1533 I'm afraid... From right here you cant' see the whole sky... Look that black Hole... 1.1773 0.04062 141 122 13 6
1534 I guess they’re not theoretical. 1.1772 0.03649 158 135 18 5
1535 We are all chasing that great black ball in the sky, one day we all catch it. 1.1771 0.03510 175 150 19 6
1536 I bet that one smells amazing! 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
1537 Star night, star bright, first star I don't see tonight. 1.1771 0.03415 175 149 21 5
1538 I think the issue is Sirius. 1.1771 0.03383 192 165 20 7
1539 Why does nature abhor a vacuum that doesn't make noise? 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
1540 Looks like there's nothing to howl at tonight. 1.1769 0.03302 147 122 24 1
1541 It's nothing to howl at ! 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
1542 He howled and the he was gone. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
1543 It must be very far away....I can't smell it. 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
1544 Well, so much for baying. 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
1545 Oh no! The moon! We shall howl no more… 1.1768 0.03663 164 141 17 6
1546 I think that’s the gaping hole our humans say happens, after we leave them on earth. 1.1768 0.03663 164 141 17 6
1547 Maybe we howled too much. 1.1768 0.03247 181 153 24 4
1548 Howling at the Hole doesn't work for me. 1.1765 0.03670 170 147 16 7
1549 Seems like a lost opportunity. 1.1765 0.03161 170 142 26 2
1550 Oh, great. Now what are we supposed to howl at? 1.1765 0.03837 153 132 15 6
1551 So that's where that huge sucking sound is coming from. 1.1765 0.03359 153 128 23 2
1552 That's where all of our tennis balls disappear. 1.1765 0.03476 170 145 20 5
1553 ‘ I think they are trying to moon us, 1.1765 0.03269 187 159 23 5
1554 There's 'Fetch' and then there's 'No way.' 1.1765 0.03574 170 146 18 6
1555 Just another hoop to jump through someday I guess. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
1556 Hey Butch, you finally scared the man away. 1.1765 0.03374 170 144 22 4
1557 I've got just the right word for it and it's "Wow!" 1.1765 0.03683 187 164 13 10
1558 Ah,the doggy door to heaven! 1.1765 0.03837 153 132 15 6
1559 Maybe she just needs more space. 1.1762 0.03203 193 164 24 5
1560 Reminds me of my 20s. 1.1761 0.03491 176 151 19 6
1561 It’s consuming everything around it. We call it “The Baby.” 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
1562 Are we supposed to howl now? 1.1761 0.03841 159 138 14 7
1563 You're right. I am color-blind, and it might be a dark-blue hole. 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
1564 Faced with the infinite beauty and inspiring mystery of the universe, and the only thing you can focus on is the void? I think you really are coming to resemble your owner. 1.1761 0.03944 159 139 12 8
1565 Where’d the space cloud go? 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
1566 Can't get close enough to give it a good sniff 1.1758 0.03643 165 142 17 6
1567 What kind of mushrooms did you say they were again? 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
1568 Where'd the big tennis ball go? 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
1569 Don’t sniff that one. 1.1757 0.03920 148 128 14 6
1570 We could still howl, I suppose, but what would be the point? 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
1571 Global warming is effecting the solar system" 1.1754 0.03555 171 147 18 6
1572 I feel my barking is just a manifestation of latent existential dread or maybe I'm just missing my squeaky toy. 1.1754 0.03457 171 146 20 5
1573 I've names it Spot. 1.1754 0.03457 171 146 20 5
1574 One less ball to chase… 1.1754 0.03144 171 143 26 2
1575 Great place to bury a bone. 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
1576 Looks like someone finally caught the big tennis ball in the sky. 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
1577 Somebody is really trying to shut us up! 1.1753 0.03814 154 133 15 6
1578 That's where all the bones go. 1.1753 0.03339 154 129 23 2
1579 I saw something similar yesterday when I met Hank, the Dalmatian from down the street. 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
1580 Well so much for that! 1.1750 0.03607 160 137 18 5
1581 D2 = (-33.4 – (-35.0))2 + (-39.8 – (12.7)2 so D = 52 million light years; 1.1748 0.04362 143 127 7 9
1582 But what’s on the other side? 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
1583 That is what astrophysicists call a "Black Hole" 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
1584 If we're supposed to jump through that, I'm out of here! 1.1747 0.03622 166 143 17 6
1585 I bet it's full of bacon! 1.1747 0.03306 166 140 23 3
1586 Fetch can be a dangerous game, Fluffers. If the tennis ball is thrown too hard, it can poke a hole in the fabric of the universe. 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
1587 Total eclipse of the bark 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
1588 You howled at it too hard. 1.1744 0.03536 172 148 18 6
1589 Guess we can howl at the hole! 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
1590 That must be where all of our tennis balls have disappeared to. 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
1591 I betting this is the work of some cat. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
1592 I’m not going to sniff it, you sniff it. 1.1742 0.03319 155 130 23 2
1593 It's a black hole - scents can't even escape its gravity 1.1742 0.03791 155 134 15 6
1594 I howled at the moon and the next thing I knew... 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
1595 I'm telling you he lives up there, he's just like us, and his name is Sirius. 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
1596 Each one has at least 18 cities, each city has at least 8,457 fire hydrants, that means there is over 238 hydrants to pee on... My friend, the opportunities in this universe are endless. 1.1742 0.03720 178 156 13 9
1597 What excuse can I use for howling now? 1.1742 0.03455 178 153 19 6
1598 Can you smell that!!? 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
1599 My art book says it's called negative space. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
1600 Is there anybody out there? 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
1601 Yup, the universe is just one big sugar powdered donut. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
1602 They say it’s a black hole, but I think it’s just a Frisbee. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
1603 So that’s where all our barks go. 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
1604 Howling is useless. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
1605 This S@#t comes on threes Trump as President, a the pandemic and now this! 1.1739 0.03465 184 159 18 7
1606 Rex claims he dug that hole. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
1607 If only we could dig a hole that big. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
1608 No, I don't think this is worth baying at tonight. 1.1739 0.03586 161 138 18 5
1609 Wow, it looks like the big water dish in the sky. 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
1610 That’s the dead spot in the galaxy where Pluto went to the bathroom 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
1611 You’ve got talent- I’ve been doing this all my life but I never made it disappear! 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
1612 ...and that's where Elon Musk is from. 1.1737 0.03500 167 143 19 5
1613 I told you I'd make it disappear if you didn't stop howling. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
1614 Doctor, is this really just a sign of macular degeneration or is it just another human theory of the universe? 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
1615 Nah, we’ll be blamed for it. 1.1736 0.03317 144 120 23 1
1616 It's just a black tennis ball with a large gravity field. 1.1736 0.03461 144 121 21 2
1617 We turn into wolves every full moon. Not sure how this will affect that rule. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
1618 Who fetched the moon?” 1.1734 0.03517 173 149 18 6
1619 He threw the bone down there. 1.1734 0.03420 173 148 20 5
1620 Believe it or not, it’s where we all came from. 1.1734 0.03420 173 148 20 5
1621 Generations of us howling at the moon finally scared it away. 1.1734 0.03703 173 151 14 8
1622 New moons make for a quiet night…… 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
1623 Great. Congratulations. Your "black howl" worked. 1.1733 0.03985 150 131 12 7
1624 Howling at the dark side of the moon takes me back to my 1970s obedience class days... 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
1625 Whaddaya say we take a few naps and come back tomorrow?" 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
1626 This kind of thing would drive my master nuts. 1.1732 0.03437 179 154 19 6
1627 Sniff it and see if it’s friendly. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
1628 That's nothing. You should see the hole in my soul. 1.1731 0.03768 156 135 15 6
1629 Either that’s an eclipse, or your howling just got a lot more effective. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
1630 All that howling at the moon finally scared it off. 1.1731 0.03768 156 135 15 6
1631 Howling at a "black hole" just isn't the same. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
1632 Did you forget to pay our Moon subscription this month? 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
1633 It’s really moldy. I’d still eat it. 1.1728 0.03227 162 136 24 2
1634 I don't know. I was just barking like normal, and then this? 1.1728 0.03566 162 139 18 5
1635 If you fetched that, you'd be a REALLY good boy. 1.1728 0.03566 162 139 18 5
1636 Take my advice don’t jump through that hole!!! 1.1728 0.03672 162 140 16 6
1637 I hear if you bark at it long enough, it starts barking back at you. 1.1727 0.03527 139 117 20 2
1638 Look, a window into doggy heaven. 1.1726 0.03582 168 145 17 6
1639 Darling, is this what they mean by afterglow? 1.1726 0.03159 168 141 25 2
1640 Howling at a black hole is just not as fun. 1.1726 0.03270 168 142 23 3
1641 I told you not to use that new howl! 1.1724 0.03401 174 149 20 5
1642 If you stay still you'll feel the suction! 1.1724 0.03707 145 124 17 4
1643 Dude, that is some great dog-breath! 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
1644 The whole howling-at-the-moon thing was always overrated. 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
1645 Do you see what I see? 1.1724 0.03498 174 150 18 6
1646 It’s a Black Holadoodle! 1.1724 0.03498 174 150 18 6
1647 All your howling finally scared her off, eh? 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
1648 No more baying at the moon. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
1649 Should we tell our humans we’re the ones who dug it? 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
1650 I was only howling, and it ran away. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
1651 Our dog days are over. 1.1722 0.03847 151 131 14 6
1652 Howling just doesn’t feel right anymore. 1.1720 0.03345 186 160 20 6
1653 It sure looks like a black hole. 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
1654 I think it's the doggy door to heaven, 1.1720 0.03853 157 137 13 7
1655 WTF is that? 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
1656 We are so lucky to lack the ability to think abstractly! 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
1657 Howling at the black hole just doesn't have the same cachet. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
1658 If only we were close enough to sniff it... 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
1659 Sure, I miss it too, but to be honest, I’ve always just been howling into the void. 1.1720 0.03853 157 137 13 7
1660 So this Einstein guy,did he say anything about what it smelled like? 1.1720 0.03745 157 136 15 6
1661 D’ya suppose there are still treats, beyond the event-horizon? 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
1662 Kinda makes ya feel like a chihuahua. 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
1663 You jump through it. I'm right behind you. 1.1718 0.03753 163 142 14 7
1664 No pup, it cannot be sniffed. 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
1665 I hate total eclipses. 1.1718 0.03089 163 136 26 1
1666 Climate change 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
1667 Never mind, Junior, let’s just howl! 1.1718 0.03209 163 137 24 2
1668 Sirius. Doggie door. 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
1669 Don't look at me. I didn't do it. 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
1670 we live in the moment… nothing to worry about 1.1716 0.03462 169 145 19 5
1671 That must be the dark side of the moon. Let's howl at it anyway !!! 1.1716 0.03562 169 146 17 6
1672 I think that's where your last ball ended up 1.1714 0.03285 175 149 22 4
1673 Your bark IS worst than your bite. 1.1714 0.03479 175 151 18 6
1674 Must be the Starlink dead zone over the Russian fleet 1.1714 0.03785 140 120 16 4
1675 What did Trump do now? 1.1713 0.03490 181 157 17 7
1676 Sirius-ly,Frank. I think the cats have finally finished us all. 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
1677 That must be where the cow jumped through! 1.1712 0.04050 146 128 11 7
1678 I would call that a ‘dark navy’ Moon 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
1679 What do we do now? 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
1680 Really dark matter there 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
1681 Howling at a hole in the sky? One hand clapping. 1.1711 0.03465 152 129 20 3
1682 I know it's a galaxy portal...but all I really see is the bottom of the dogfood can. 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
1683 Does this mean I’m NOT the center of their universe? 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
1684 Ever look at the night sky and wonder where you buried your bone? 1.1709 0.03383 158 134 21 3
1685 definitely a dog biscuit 1.1709 0.03261 158 133 23 2
1686 I don’t think we’ll ever see that ball again. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
1687 Howling at a black hole doesn’t compare to howling at the moon. 1.1709 0.03723 158 137 15 6
1688 I told you not to howl at the moon. 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
1689 He’ll be back. 1.1707 0.03417 164 140 20 4
1690 I think we scared it away for good! 1.1707 0.03731 164 143 14 7
1691 Don't worry, she'll throw it. 1.1707 0.03731 164 143 14 7
1692 All that howling finally paid off! 1.1706 0.03443 170 146 19 5
1693 I say its dark matter and to hell with it. 1.1705 0.03366 176 151 20 5
1694 I know a dog who jumped through that hole. He turned back into a puppy and had to be paper trained all over again. 1.1703 0.03384 182 157 19 6
1695 Watch, we'll get blamed for this. 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
1696 No out of office message, nothing. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
1697 It reminds me of my empty food bowl. 1.1701 0.04138 147 130 9 8
1698 Why toss a disc no dog can chase? 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
1699 I guess that howling wasn't a waste of time after all. 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
1700 Did you hide it under the sofa?? 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
1701 when you howl long at the abyss, the abyss also howls at you 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
1702 I told you not to howl at the moon. Now look what you’ve done! 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
1703 One can of food says I can make that jump. Who you kidding. You will never fit through that small of an opening. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
1704 It's a dog eat dog universe out there. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
1705 Do you think our howling caused that hole in the sky?? 1.1698 0.03592 159 137 17 5
1706 It was woke 1.1698 0.03592 159 137 17 5
1707 Did you hear about the potential that anal bleaching might cause cancer? 1.1698 0.03910 159 140 11 8
1708 So that's a Black Hole 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
1709 The empty dish, scattered kibble? They call it the 'Big Bag Theory.' 1.1698 0.03592 159 137 17 5
1710 Maybe we should cut back on the peyote. 1.1698 0.03807 159 139 13 7
1711 For some reason, I don't feel like howling. 1.1697 0.03505 165 142 18 5
1712 Well, guess we better go fetch. 1.1697 0.03505 165 142 18 5
1713 Now we bark the once-a-month "Come Hither" bark. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
1714 He threw my stick past the event horizon. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
1715 You've dug one deep, dark hole! 1.1697 0.03808 165 145 12 8
1716 They say on a still night you can sniff it. 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
1717 That sure put a stop to our howling. 1.1697 0.02931 165 137 28 0
1718 The snow is really trippy around here, man... 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
1719 I knew it! Somebody finally ate the whole cheese ball! 1.1696 0.03619 171 149 15 7
1720 We howled too hard! 1.1696 0.03424 171 147 19 5
1721 I think it is where all the tossed balls end up. 1.1696 0.03523 171 148 17 6
1722 I miss the night’s sky before Millenials harvested all the Moonlighting 1.1696 0.03217 171 145 23 3
1723 Maybe there's more to it, but it looks an awful lot like a tennis ball to me. 1.1694 0.03382 124 103 21 0
1724 I don't know whether to howl or bark. 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
1725 I guess this means we’re finished howling at the moon. 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
1726 That's where Spot went. 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
1727 No matter how far I run, I can’t seem to get close enough to sniff it. 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
1728 I swear it was right here just a few weeks ago. 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
1729 They say it's a portal to an alternate universe where the dogs are in charge and the people sleep at the bottom of the bed. 1.1689 0.03761 148 128 15 5
1730 Don't you just want to sniff it? 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
1731 Howling at the hole just ain't the same. 1.1688 0.03545 154 132 18 4
1732 Nah. That black hole was dug by Canis the Major not Minor. 1.1688 0.03663 154 133 16 5
1733 How'll we spend our nights now? 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
1734 Billy, I don't think they're coming back 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
1735 Do you ever feel like there's more to life than throwing up and then eating that throw up? 1.1688 0.03888 154 135 12 7
1736 Your Uncle Bo was always into extreme sports, despite our warnings. He insisted on fetching that big black ball on a night just like tonight, and that was the last we ever saw of him. 1.1688 0.03777 154 134 14 6
1737 How long have we been waiting for the man in the sky to throw the ball to back to us? 1.1688 0.03777 154 134 14 6
1738 I told you that if you kept howling and the moon, it would go away. 1.1687 0.03785 160 140 13 7
1739 So that's where the Frisbee went. 1.1687 0.03571 160 138 17 5
1740 Great kick. 1.1687 0.03344 160 136 21 3
1741 Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life? 1.1687 0.03785 160 140 13 7
1742 What is there to howl about?” 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
1743 Told ya to quit howlin’ at the moon. 1.1687 0.03680 160 139 15 6
1744 I honestly don’t know what this bodes. I hope it bodes well. But I fear it may not. In any event, arf! Arf! Arooo. 1.1687 0.04085 160 143 7 10
1745 Uh-oh, we did it this time. 1.1687 0.03689 166 145 14 7
1746 There's no moon...what do we do now? 1.1687 0.03689 166 145 14 7
1747 Now we can’t howl! 1.1687 0.03379 166 142 20 4
1748 To bay or not to bay... 1.1686 0.03873 172 153 9 10
1749 Ball” “Where? 1.1685 0.03330 178 153 20 5
1750 This is a whole new ballgame 1.1679 0.03816 137 118 15 4
1751 I guess all that howling scared it away. 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
1752 Howling at the dark side seems pointless. 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
1753 Alas, to dream, to dream, of yet one chance to sniff the butt hole of the heavens. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
1754 I kinda wanna sniff it. 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
1755 I'm not howling at that. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
1756 They say it's filled with missing measuring tapes, solitary socks and favorite squeeky toys. 1.1678 0.04209 143 127 8 8
1757 Ok, we’ll give it five more minutes. 1.1678 0.03968 143 125 12 6
1758 Ixnay on the owlinghay. 1.1678 0.03857 149 130 13 6
1759 Sometimes I feel that I'm howling at nothing. 1.1678 0.03738 149 129 15 5
1760 I think it had to close due to a lack of employees. 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
1761 Howling at the black hole just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
1762 Ever since the moon vanished, howling’s been ruff! 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
1763 The Universe will go to great lengths to silence us. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
1764 C'mon Floyd, its your turn to howl at the dark side of the moon. 1.1678 0.03614 149 128 17 4
1765 If we were not meant to howl at the moon, it wouldn't be there. 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
1766 He probably just ran to the store. 1.1677 0.03147 155 130 24 1
1767 I see a black moon rising... 1.1677 0.03641 155 134 16 5
1768 Is that the hole universe? 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
1769 Finally, we get to see Canis Major 1.1677 0.03864 155 136 12 7
1770 You're my hole in the stars 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
1771 You always said you would jump through hoops for me. Well, go ahead. 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
1772 I told you not to bark so loud... 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
1773 It's just an eclipse, we will be howling in a few minutes. 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
1774 So, God eats from the inside of the bowl outwards. 1.1677 0.03658 161 140 15 6
1775 That's where earth used to be. 1.1677 0.03569 167 145 16 6
1776 Why don't I feel like howling? 1.1677 0.03251 167 142 22 3
1777 I guess he wasn’t our best friend after all. 1.1677 0.03466 167 144 18 5
1778 Reflected light or not, this doesn't bode well. 1.1677 0.03360 167 143 20 4
1779 I can always start jokes about the fabric of space-time. I just don't know how to continuum. 1.1677 0.03860 167 148 10 9
1780 Is that where the moon was? 1.1677 0.03569 167 145 16 6
1781 Wow! Who dug that hole!? 1.1677 0.03569 167 145 16 6
1782 I told you all that howling would pay off. 1.1676 0.03286 173 148 21 4
1783 Do you ever wonder what it smells like? 1.1676 0.03015 179 151 26 2
1784 E pur si muove 1.1676 0.03313 179 154 20 5
1785 It's a lightning bug blackout. 1.1667 0.03447 168 145 18 5
1786 It's a collar. 1.1667 0.03833 150 131 13 6
1787 Should we howl at it? 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
1788 Sorry, but I just can't howl at this." 1.1667 0.03731 156 136 14 6
1789 I simply refuse to howl at a hole. 1.1667 0.03744 168 148 12 8
1790 They call it a black howl 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
1791 That is our escape window to the planet of talking dogs. 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
1792 I wish I had a bone to bury. 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
1793 My human kept cutting slices of Wendy's new Nigella Seed Burger shouting "Where's the beef?" I didn't have the heart to tell him I ate the hole thing." 1.1667 0.03561 174 152 15 7
1794 The dog star? Siriusly? 1.1667 0.03102 180 153 24 3
1795 Orion’s Bowl 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
1796 It’s called a black hole. No, it’s nothing you did so you won’t be punished for it. 1.1667 0.03402 186 162 17 7
1797 It's called a "black hole." Only dogs can see it. 1.1667 0.03714 150 130 15 5
1798 It's like looking into the food bowl in the afternoon. 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
1799 Carl Sagan was an idiot. 1.1667 0.03714 150 130 15 5
1800 They say it's a place where fetch is not possible. 1.1667 0.03619 156 135 16 5
1801 Can you imagine the size of the dog that dug that?! 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
1802 My howls feel so empty tonight. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
1803 I promise, lots of them are way cool . . .lots of dogs and stuff. 1.1667 0.03188 162 137 23 2
1804 Maybe we need to rethink this whole 'howling at the moon' thing. 1.1667 0.03714 150 130 15 5
1805 Censorship! 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
1806 Great, now at what should we howl to?! 1.1667 0.03420 162 139 19 4
1807 Not funny, God. 1.1667 0.03466 174 151 17 6
1808 It only eats stars so we should be OK. 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
1809 We could chase it but we wouldn’t be home for dinner. 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
1810 I'll never sing again! 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
1811 No,I don’t want to sniff it. I want to ponder its existence. 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
1812 We'll have to howl at the news instead 1.1667 0.04188 132 116 10 6
1813 Now, if only Lassie were here, she'd be able to explain this. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
1814 I dunno. I just howled and it was gone. 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
1815 I agree. That’s a special ball for a special kind of dog. 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
1816 You want the ball? Just say the word and I'll throw a leash around it and pull it down. 1.1667 0.04188 138 122 9 7
1817 Looks like a cosmic butt, to me! 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
1818 It's getting bigger. Should we be worried? 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
1819 Spot left us too soon 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
1820 I like the name "Spot," but this takes the cake. 1.1667 0.03817 144 125 14 5
1821 I blacked out and when I woke up it was right there 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
1822 They shoulda never let mice become astronauts. 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
1823 That constellation is my favorite. We call it the Sky Ball. 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
1824 The void is when humans want us to go outside and pee. 1.1667 0.03233 168 143 22 3
1825 No. Don't fall for it. She just wants us to jump through hoops for a treat. 1.1667 0.03121 168 142 24 2
1826 I guess we're not howling at the moon tonight. 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
1827 Oh oh, I think we broke it 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
1828 And to think... this morning I drank water from a toilet. 1.1667 0.03549 168 146 16 6
1829 It's not like chewing a hole in the sofa. What are the chances God doesn't notice? 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
1830 How about we both howl and see if it lights up. 1.1667 0.03479 180 157 16 7
1831 Abrakalabrador...I made the Dog Star Sirius disappear! 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
1832 We really need a baritone 1.1667 0.03619 156 135 16 5
1833 You go howl at the black hole...I only howl at the moon 1.1657 0.03184 181 155 22 4
1834 See that? Symbolic of the black hole in my heart everyday when my people leave for a thing they call work. 1.1657 0.03542 175 153 15 7
1835 Looks like that "Black Hole" they're always talking about. 1.1657 0.03529 169 147 16 6
1836 The Adventures of Spike and Buddy Spike: "I'm telling you Buddy, the humans looked up, pointed right there, and said Dog Star!" Buddy: "Are you Sirius?" 1.1657 0.03628 169 148 14 7
1837 They had to cut the power...rolling black outs. 1.1657 0.03529 169 147 16 6
1838 Sheesh,what are we gonna do now? 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
1839 How are we supposed to howl at THAT? 1.1656 0.03510 163 141 17 5
1840 I know I've seen this before -- I just can't put my nose on it. 1.1656 0.03400 163 140 19 4
1841 It's temporary. I heard them talking about the dark of the moon. 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
1842 Mon raison d'etre! C'est mort! 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
1843 I see a bad moon arising. 1.1656 0.03510 163 141 17 5
1844 Woof! Thats an awfully big nose print on the window. 1.1656 0.03820 163 144 11 8
1845 Seems the hole in the ozone is worse than I thought. 1.1656 0.03400 163 140 19 4
1846 He probably only acted as if he'd thrown it. 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
1847 I's a dog door in the sky! 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
1848 That's weird. Don't you think? 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
1849 Did you pay the electric bill? 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
1850 Do we howl, or have an existential crisis? 1.1656 0.03709 157 137 14 6
1851 How can we howl to a black hole?! 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
1852 They say that is the doghouse for Sirius. 1.1656 0.03597 157 136 16 5
1853 I guess all that howling worked. 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
1854 Imagine being able to dig a hole that big. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
1855 Is it getting bigger?" 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
1856 Do you think there are other planets where there are chewy toys and green grass to pee on? 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
1857 Are we all merely Chihuahuas beneath the infinite sky? 1.1656 0.03177 151 127 23 1
1858 That's the dog door. 1.1656 0.03691 151 131 15 5
1859 The black hole is 1,500 light years away but that's in dog years. 1.1656 0.03691 151 131 15 5
1860 Yup son, I’m sure that’s the bellybutton of the Universe. 1.1656 0.03691 151 131 15 5
1861 Bark at the moon 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
1862 We have officially arrived into...THE TWILIGHT ZONE! 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
1863 Looks like a black hole. Been diggin' again? 1.1656 0.03809 151 132 13 6
1864 I regret spending all of that money on a vocal coach. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
1865 I got nothing. 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
1866 Well, that sucks. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
1867 Rover: OK… so that means that our whole solar system….could be like…one tiny atom…in the fingernail of some other giant being. That means…that one tiny atom in my fingernail…could be... Sparky: could be one…tiny little universe 1.1655 0.04154 145 129 8 8
1868 We got some decent snacks for jumping through hoops in the backyard. What do you think we’ll get if we leap into another dimension? 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
1869 Frisbee! 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
1870 Wish I were a theoretical astrophysicist! 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
1871 No moon, no cow, forget laughing. 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
1872 I told you this would happen if we didn’t stop barking at it. 1.1655 0.03901 139 121 13 5
1873 Nothing good happens after midnight. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
1874 Howlin’ at Uranus 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
1875 I wish Einstein was here. 1.1654 0.03725 133 114 16 3
1876 Now that it’s gone, I realize I loved it. 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
1877 See, I told you what would happen if we howled off-key! 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
1878 I seem to have lost my voice 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
1879 Suddenly there’s nothing to howl at. 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
1880 Planting a flag would've been cheaper than that buttload of India ink. 1.1648 0.03614 176 155 13 8
1881 Howling without a moon is an option. 1.1647 0.03409 170 147 18 5
1882 Is it an ellipse, a black hole, or a space where the Dog Star was? 1.1647 0.03305 170 146 20 4
1883 Now what'll we howl at? 1.1646 0.03381 164 141 19 4
1884 Imagine how big the bone is at the end of that hole. 1.1646 0.03698 164 144 13 7
1885 Siriusly,there is something missing. 1.1646 0.03595 164 143 15 6
1886 Alas, friend Fido, this Black Hole is nothing to sniff at. 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
1887 I hope this is truly once in a black moon. 1.1646 0.03687 158 138 14 6
1888 I like god’s use of white space 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
1889 They call that one The Big Ball. 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
1890 It’s crazy to think this is all billions + seven dog years ago. 1.1646 0.03687 158 138 14 6
1891 I think they’re getting ready to throw it! 1.1646 0.03795 158 139 12 7
1892 It doesn't smell right. 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
1893 For moons we howl. For black holes — we feel ennui. 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
1894 Smell that? 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
1895 Eclipse or not, I’m not going to laugh until I see the cow actually jump. 1.1645 0.03668 152 132 15 5
1896 That, son, is an Emptymoon. 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
1897 . . .and you never get your bone back. 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
1898 'I think that last bark scared them away" 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
1899 I don't think mercantilism is completely dead ... do you? 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
1900 Well…do you want to see Barbie again? 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
1901 Damn, it worked! 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
1902 Do we howl or growl? 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
1903 Don't get sucked in by this" 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
1904 We've lost our Muse. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
1905 Don’t worry, Mom probably took it out to get washed. She’ll put it back. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
1906 So, all that barking at the moon did something, but what? 1.1638 0.03217 177 152 21 4
1907 What do you think, should we howl? 1.1638 0.03411 177 154 17 6
1908 Should we howl? Maybe just whimper. 1.1637 0.03287 171 147 20 4
1909 Fetching. 1.1636 0.03134 165 140 23 2
1910 Well, it was supposed to be there!! 1.1636 0.03250 165 141 21 3
1911 That's a very dark moon 1.1636 0.03134 165 140 23 2
1912 Mythology has it that Rex the Great dug that big black hole. 1.1636 0.03470 165 143 17 5
1913 When I started barking at it,the cow started jumping over it. Then the darn thing just disappeared. 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
1914 If you can't eat it, I say don't worry about it. 1.1635 0.03772 159 140 12 7
1915 What do you think, howl or beg? 1.1634 0.03762 153 134 13 6
1916 Heard there was a vacuum in space. Guess the moon is afraid of it too. 1.1634 0.03646 153 133 15 5
1917 I don't know whether to howl or simply whine. 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
1918 I think our howling broke the moon 1.1634 0.03875 153 135 11 7
1919 I've sniffed many a black hole in my day, but the great hole remains unsniffed. 1.1634 0.03402 153 131 19 3
1920 Do you see anything? 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
1921 I have nothing to bay about this. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
1922 It looks like CBS is going dark. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
1923 I thought about jumping through, but the event horizon is a bit intimidating. 1.1633 0.03486 147 126 18 3
1924 let's hide before the cats blame it on us 1.1633 0.04100 147 131 8 8
1925 Big woof! 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
1926 Charlie, you jump first and I’ll follow! 1.1631 0.03281 141 119 21 1
1927 I’m not sure what’s wrong, but I bet the cat did it. 1.1631 0.03979 141 124 11 6
1928 So many balls up there and no one to throw them back to us. 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
1929 That may be the way to infinity but it reminds me of my doggie door. 1.1630 0.03963 135 118 12 5
1930 Wow, makes my pee stain on the carpet seem insignificant, doesn’t it? 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
1931 So what do we howl at now 1.1630 0.03191 135 113 22 0
1932 Looks like an early night tonight..... 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
1933 Howling at the black hole just isn't the same. I miss the moon. 1.1628 0.03372 172 149 18 5
1934 It's affecting my howling. 1.1627 0.03343 166 143 19 4
1935 Do you think there are intelligent life forms in the universe, or cats 1.1627 0.03343 166 143 19 4
1936 Ever wonder if there's someplace out there you don't have to leave it? 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
1937 What's made out of cheese? 1.1625 0.03644 160 140 14 6
1938 That there is Apollo's Collar 1.1625 0.03183 160 136 22 2
1939 There it is, clear as day! This is what we've been howling about night after night! Even though I'm horrified, don't you feel vindicated? 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
1940 You don’t think there’s cats up there- do you? 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
1941 Is that your Pink Floyd album? 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
1942 And one of them has been named after us! 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
1943 I wonder what comes after mammals? 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1944 Sniff it to tell if the universe is alright. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
1945 I swear... I didn't do it! 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
1946 Does this mean we have to talk to each other all night? 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
1947 Something tells not to try to sniff that one. 1.1620 0.03824 142 124 13 5
1948 Drop the paws, close the jaws—it’s not an incoming ball. 1.1620 0.03824 142 124 13 5
1949 Is that a VPN? 1.1620 0.03553 142 122 17 3
1950 See if you can find Lassie and Timmy over by the North Star. 1.1620 0.03952 142 125 11 6
1951 I'm afraid I howled a little too hard. 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
1952 We could pick a star to bay to. 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
1953 Hey, it's nothing to bark at. 1.1620 0.03952 142 125 11 6
1954 Ever wonder why it's not a triangle? 1.1617 0.03535 167 146 15 6
1955 And I chased that ball till the end of the earth, son, and beyond 1.1617 0.03635 167 147 13 7
1956 Squirrel! 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
1957 Should we howl if we can't even see it? 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
1958 Still wanna howl? 1.1615 0.03040 161 136 24 1
1959 I know what you’re thinking, but it is NOT a ball. 1.1615 0.03831 161 143 10 8
1960 It's just not the same as howling at the moon. 1.1615 0.03401 161 139 18 4
1961 Wag goodbye to the Dog Days Of Summer. 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
1962 I feel the same heartless void as when I my see my empty food dish. Almost. 1.1613 0.04190 124 109 10 5
1963 I call it Spot. 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
1964 Maybe we should've tried giving it flowers. 1.1613 0.03602 155 135 15 5
1965 I sure hope that's the NASA artist's conception. 1.1613 0.03484 155 134 17 4
1966 Nothing to howl at now? 1.1611 0.03697 149 130 14 5
1967 If only there was a male dog around to explain all of this to us! 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
1968 They said AI would optimize our howling, but then it knocked out the moon and we're out of a job! 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
1969 I prefer "illumination challenged" to the earth-centric term "eclipse." 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
1970 No howling tonight 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
1971 See? Like Uncle Freddie said, if you bark loud enough the moon will go away. 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
1972 If Hawking is right ,we've both humped our last leg. 1.1610 0.03986 118 102 13 3
1973 Please yourself, but I’m not howling at a black spot! 1.1608 0.04050 143 127 9 7
1974 It looks like a bottomless food bowl. 1.1608 0.04050 143 127 9 7
1975 That'll save my throat. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
1976 And that is where the treats come from... 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
1977 Even if there was a cabin in the sky how could we get to it? 1.1606 0.03624 137 118 16 3
1978 Are there established protocols for howling at a lunar eclipse? 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
1979 Let's howl at it and see what happens! 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
1980 Now what do I howl at? 1.1605 0.03266 162 139 20 3
1981 Does your repertoire include a black hole-howl? 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
1982 Just think. Someday man will be able to close up that hole. 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
1983 See, this time your barking went too far. 1.1605 0.03706 162 143 12 7
1984 Now you’ve done it! Didn’t I warn you that all that howling would scare it away one day? 1.1603 0.03725 131 113 15 3
1985 My empty feeling just got worse! 1.1603 0.03084 156 132 23 1
1986 Now, there’s something to howl about! 1.1603 0.03463 156 135 17 4
1987 Is nothing sacred? 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
1988 It’s nothing to howl about. 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
1989 Eclipse? 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
1990 Part of me wants to fetch; part of me wants to dig a hole. It's confusing. 1.1600 0.03835 125 108 14 3
1991 I can't wait for the new moon. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
1992 So wolves get to howl at the moon and we get THIS? 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
1993 It’s definitely as dark as a butthole, but I wonder if it smells as good 1.1600 0.03673 150 131 14 5
1994 The fault,dear Fido,lies not in our stars but in our selves that we are underdogs......also where is the moon? 1.1600 0.03673 150 131 14 5
1995 biggest butthole I’ve ever seen and we cannot smell it 😢 1.1600 0.03510 175 154 14 7
1996 Do you think there are other dogs out there? 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
1997 I told you not to howl so loud! 1.1597 0.03064 144 121 23 0
1998 'Why is the sky inviting us to smell it, since it's gender-neutral? ' 1.1597 0.03218 144 122 21 1
1999 Is it just my imagination, or is it getting bigger? 1.1597 0.03900 144 127 11 6
2000 OMG! Nothing 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
2001 Success! 1.1597 0.03774 144 126 13 5
2002 Look! The Eclipse. 1.1595 0.03581 163 143 14 6
2003 Somehow I just don’t have it in me tonight. 1.1595 0.03248 163 140 20 3
2004 The Constellation Dog Bowl. Makes me hungry every time. But I tell you, Butch, if there were a Constellation Can Opener I would lose my mind. 1.1594 0.04016 138 122 10 6
2005 I told you not to eat the white rabbit 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2006 It’s called a black hole. It’s even more terrifying that vacuum cleaners! 1.1594 0.03599 138 119 16 3
2007 You think they're coming back? 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2008 And that is where all cats go when they die. 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
2009 It is what you don’t see that matters. 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
2010 I’m never wearing a cone again. 1.1593 0.03501 182 161 13 8
2011 I’m told that’s where cats come from! 1.1592 0.03559 157 137 15 5
2012 You didn't howl at it right. 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
2013 Ursa Major has moved 20° to the left. 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
2014 Oh, no . . . warming has reached T = 2GMm 3kR 1.1592 0.03991 157 141 7 9
2015 I know where you buried that bone 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
2016 Oh no,we're in deep doo doo. We're on the dark side of the moon. 1.1592 0.03559 157 137 15 5
2017 I wonder if we could get close enough to sniff it. 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
2018 Well, I never saw a rabbit escape like that before! 1.1591 0.03999 132 116 11 5
2019 Baying used to be fun, before Musk Lunar Mining 1.1591 0.04279 132 118 7 7
2020 That’s a hole lot of stars. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
2021 If you kept howling at me, I'd leave, too. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
2022 So simple. Had Einstein only had a dog. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
2023 Even the Moon has turned its back on what they're doing to the Earth! 1.1589 0.03770 151 133 12 6
2024 Sing with me now. The "Black Hole Howl" resonates better with two-part harmony. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
2025 I hear a lot of them have returned to the office. 1.1589 0.03770 151 133 12 6
2026 Howling worked just like a told you. See? We scared it off. 1.1589 0.03770 151 133 12 6
2027 Shh, son. That’s not the bark side of the Moon. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2028 I didn't memorize the howl. Did you? 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
2029 They say it's a blue moon, but I just don't see it. 1.1586 0.03749 145 127 13 5
2030 It gives a whole new meaning to an agility course. 1.1586 0.03749 145 127 13 5
2031 I heard a song once about the dark side of the moon. 1.1586 0.03198 145 123 21 1
2032 A way in or a way out? 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
2033 I guess it could be edible. Sure hope you're right. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
2034 I just don't feel like howling at a blank hole. 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
2035 It is either a total eclipse of the moon or a black hole about to eat earth. I need to pee on something. 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
2036 In existential terms, this is the nothingness part. 1.1586 0.03749 145 127 13 5
2037 That was quite the high note! 1.1586 0.03749 145 127 13 5
2038 So, this is the dark side of the moon,Roger? 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
2039 I say we go for it! 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
2040 OK. In the spirit of scientific inquiry I’ll sniff it, but what if it’s NOT the Great Cosmic Butt? 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
2041 Are you Sirius-ly looking for Canis Major? 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
2042 You wanna howl and act crazy anyway? 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
2043 I guess we finally scared it away. 1.1582 0.03177 158 135 21 2
2044 Holey-moly,what are we supposed to howl at now? 1.1582 0.03177 158 135 21 2
2045 It's a portal to a world where humans treat dogs like their children. 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
2046 We never howled at black holes before... 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
2047 EVEN IF YOUR BALL DID GO THROUGH THAT HOLE, I DON'T THINK ITS SAFE TO RETRIEVE IT 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
2048 I just know they’re going to blame that on me, too! 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
2049 Let's go howl at the cat. 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
2050 Well, will you look at that; there's a black hole in the burger. 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
2051 Careful, it could be the black cat with its eyes closed again. 1.1579 0.03628 152 133 14 5
2052 Bow WOW! 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
2053 Was it always like that? 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
2054 Well I'll be dog gone! 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
2055 I only have an undergraduate degree in astrophysics, but I believe that is a wormhole. 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
2056 Could it be a new moon? A black hole? I dunno... I'm just not seeing it. 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
2057 Not all balls are fetchable. 1.1579 0.03628 152 133 14 5
2058 I told you not to howl like that. 1.1579 0.03628 152 133 14 5
2059 Some dreams are too far away to fetch. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
2060 They call it the Milk-Bone Way. 1.1579 0.03252 171 148 19 4
2061 and that's where the bones you cannot find go. 1.1576 0.03643 165 146 12 7
2062 Must be in colour. 1.1576 0.02972 165 140 24 1
2063 Do you think that's the work of Canis Major? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2064 What will we howl at now? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2065 Remember all those times when someone tossed a ball and we couldn't find it? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2066 I'm serious, what happened to the Dog Star? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2067 When there is an eclipse we just whistle. 1.1575 0.03178 146 124 21 1
2068 A black full moon, that can't be good 1.1575 0.03725 146 128 13 5
2069 Remind me, do we bark or howl in this situation? 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2070 My lucky star must have Covid 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
2071 Pink Floyd's dog is never going to let go of this. 1.1575 0.03725 146 128 13 5
2072 Hmm…now I can see what he meant about macular degeneration. 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
2073 Huh! Well that’s new.” “Jasper, it’s a new moon. 1.1575 0.03596 146 127 15 4
2074 They say its the portal to the dog bone galaxy 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
2075 I'll miss the treats but I really don't care if they make it back. 1.1572 0.03402 159 138 17 4
2076 There’s gotta be a squirrel in there somewhere. 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
2077 Imagine how many bones we can bury in that hole 1.1572 0.03402 159 138 17 4
2078 I didn't feel like howling tonight anyway. 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
2079 Feels like an empty gesture there’s days, you know? 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
2080 Howl at a whole hole; holy cow. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
2081 Bay at the void long enough, it'll bay back at you. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
2082 That's the only spot left where Elon hasn't put a satellite. 1.1571 0.03962 140 124 10 6
2083 I wonder who ate that dog food. 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
2084 Can we at least growl at it? 1.1571 0.03249 140 119 20 1
2085 Wow, you did it! That was a helluva howl. 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
2086 Don't be fooled, it's a vacuum 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
2087 I'm serious, it's Sirius! 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
2088 I think we got stood up. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
2089 I don’t think we met before. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
2090 That reminds me of my dog dish… 1.1567 0.03152 134 113 21 0
2091 Somehow I still have the urge to bark. 1.1567 0.04083 134 119 9 6
2092 Now let's do it to the mail carrier. 1.1567 0.04083 134 119 9 6
2093 I told you this would happen if you didn’t stop howling at it. 1.1567 0.03943 134 118 11 5
2094 that's where all the single socks go 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
2095 Do you think that's what our master calls a Black Hole,or that the National Rifle Association has established a chapter on Mars 1.1565 0.03701 147 129 13 5
2096 Sorry Buddy, that one's too far out to sniff. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
2097 I swear, Sirius was right there! 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
2098 I know, but we can't sniff it from here. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
2099 The stars swallowed the moon! 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
2100 All I see Butch is a Black Hole 1.1565 0.03440 147 127 17 3
2101 That black hole is what I feel in my stomach always. 1.1565 0.03701 147 129 13 5
2102 I think it's a magic trick. 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
2103 I'm guessing that's the "Dark Side of the Moon." 1.1565 0.03825 147 130 11 6
2104 If you've seen one lunar eclipse, you've seen them all. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
2105 There's a void inside all of us 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
2106 I’ve been worried about this ever since he converted to solar panels. 1.1562 0.03382 160 139 17 4
2107 I told you she was just pretending to throw it. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2108 It’s more fun when the moon is out. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2109 Feels kind of nerdy, howling at the Milky Way. 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
2110 chew every shoe, toy and phone. it's thankless work, but we must keep trying to warn the humans of the star eaters. 1.1560 0.03804 141 124 12 5
2111 waiting for our family to return 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
2112 It was there two weeks ago. What did you say to it? 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
2113 Maybe that's where all the tennis balls and sticks we couldn't find disappeared? 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
2114 Yes it is very dog gone Holy 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
2115 I swear it was there yesterday. 1.1558 0.03463 154 134 16 4
2116 I wish I could pee on it. 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
2117 So, this is how I die. 1.1558 0.03463 154 134 16 4
2118 Sirius lay, there goes the dog star! 1.1557 0.03496 122 104 17 1
2119 Remember the O-Bone layer? 1.1557 0.03287 167 145 18 4
2120 Great job Chuck! Your yapping finally broke it!” 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2121 I didn't used to believe in the Top Dog, but something must have dug that hole. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2122 All this cannot be accidental. Makes you kind of believe in Dog; or some form of dyslexic canine. 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
2123 Is this when we need to howl? 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
2124 Wow man! What was in that doggy snack you gave me? 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
2125 I wonder why it never howls back. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2126 Elon Musk owns that spot. 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
2127 Damn, I'd really love to sniff that. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
2128 If it's a big dog dish, then where's our kibble? 1.1553 0.03476 161 141 15 5
2129 If he expects me to fetch my stick in there... 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
2130 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
2131 Omigod, Alfie! It was there a few minutes ago, and just like that, it disappeared and left that big black hole! 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
2132 How can we bark at the moon when it's disappeared? 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
2133 Arf, arrf, arf, arrrrf? 1.1552 0.03094 174 150 21 3
2134 I look at the hole in the universe and think about how many bones I can bury there . 1.1552 0.03376 116 98 18 0
2135 Are we bad dogs or just bad at howling? 1.1550 0.03883 129 113 12 4
2136 Let’s just howl at the universe as a hole. 1.1550 0.03724 129 112 14 3
2137 Well, Morty, howling is out. What else you got for tonight? 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
2138 And then God said, 'Let there be light, and there was light.' And then God said 'Fetch' and . . . 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
2139 … and after she jumped thru the hoop she was never seen again. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
2140 And that's the Big Kibble Bowl where it all began. 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
2141 What are we going to howl at, now? 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
2142 It's called the nude moon. 1.1548 0.03678 155 137 12 6
2143 Grandpa is fetching the big ball in the sky. 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
2144 Black Hole 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
2145 Who let the Moon out? I think it's Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof 1.1548 0.03562 155 136 14 5
2146 Well, it’s clear he’s facing away from us, but I just can’t make out the rest of him. 1.1548 0.03376 168 147 16 5
2147 If we start howling at the dark side of the moon, will it go viral? 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2148 I understand they're not visible to the Human Eye, George. 1.1545 0.03835 123 107 13 3
2149 woof 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
2150 Back to the postal worker, I guess. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
2151 I don't know, howling at a new moon just leaves me with a nagging sense of ennui and dissatisfaction. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
2152 This is where we make our get away 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
2153 I’m doing my anti-howl. 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
2154 Rumor has it that’s the squeaker. 1.1544 0.03442 136 117 17 2
2155 I totally want to lick it. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
2156 Look, The Moon (Taylor's Version) 1.1544 0.03442 136 117 17 2
2157 I remember when we first met, Rex. 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
2158 It's impossible to fetch anything out of that. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
2159 Coincidentally, it also happens to be my favorite Pink Floyd album. 1.1544 0.03776 149 132 11 6
2160 Now you did it. Your yapping finally scared off the moon. 1.1544 0.03776 149 132 11 6
2161 This time I think the ball is gonna catch us. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
2162 Now that's a reason to howl. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
2163 Was it like that when you got up this morning? 1.1544 0.03654 149 131 13 5
2164 That's what happened when Carl threw the ball too far. 1.1544 0.03776 149 132 11 6
2165 OK. So I howled and howled. Now what? 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
2166 Must be a subscription service 1.1538 0.04007 130 115 10 5
2167 They didn't pay their bill yet. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
2168 That's where my chew bone went. 1.1538 0.03620 143 125 14 4
2169 Just what the universe needs, another roundabout. 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
2170 Now what do we howl at? The Black Hole just swallowed our moon. 1.1538 0.04007 130 115 10 5
2171 Trust me son, chasing that ball every night will lead to a life of frustration and perceived failure…,just let it go. 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
2172 Yep grandpa is still digging that hole 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
2173 I'm not sure what old Bessie is going to jump over now. 1.1538 0.03540 156 137 14 5
2174 Every month there are some nights it feels like there's nothing to howl at. 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
2175 I've personally dug holes bigger than that. 1.1538 0.04137 117 103 10 4
2176 The way I look at it is your howling either scared it away or it's just the beginning of a new lunar cycle. 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
2177 For once in my life I'm left barkless. 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
2178 As a weredog, this is really throwing me off. 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
2179 I don’t know about you, but I don’t waste my time howling at lunar eclipses.” 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
2180 And I've been looking for that ball ever since. 1.1538 0.03563 117 100 16 1
2181 Maybe it’s the way out. 1.1538 0.03037 156 133 22 1
2182 Please come up to the stage in an orderly way, 1.1538 0.03980 156 141 6 9
2183 A black hole without a big bang is like fireworks without a marching band. 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
2184 Don't even think about trying to jump over that thing. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
2185 Then she threw the ball and it just kept going. 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
2186 You know how we get worms? Well, that's where they come from. 1.1538 0.03655 156 138 12 6
2187 Oooookay. That sock I ate is kickin' in. 1.1538 0.03754 143 126 12 5
2188 New moon, new me — I’m going stop barking at the mailman. 1.1538 0.03855 130 114 12 4
2189 It looked like homework to me. 1.1534 0.03207 163 141 19 3
2190 That's where the lost bones go 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
2191 Hmmm . . . I just don't see it. 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
2192 Yes, we are allowed to howl at the abyss. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
2193 It's my side. I'll take it. 1.1533 0.03631 150 132 13 5
2194 I give up, that ball is exhausting to fetch. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
2195 At the end of the day, it worked. 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
2196 I’m scared, too. But I still want to sniff it. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
2197 The moon’s gone, let’s howl. 1.1533 0.03419 137 118 17 2
2198 Why do I feel the urge to sniff it? 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2199 That was my favorite hockey puck. 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2200 I was never intersted in baying at it anyway. 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2201 Everyone's a critic. 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
2202 I can almost smell it from here. 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
2203 It’s too far away to sniff ! 1.1533 0.03419 137 118 17 2
2204 That there is a HOLE lot of trouble 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2205 We know it colloquially as ‘the black howl.’ 1.1532 0.03974 124 109 11 4
2206 Dude, how many doggie gummies did you take? 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
2207 Aha, I just knew there was something phoney about those bright points of light. 1.1532 0.03248 124 105 19 0
2208 It's where all the tennis balls go to die... 1.1532 0.03882 111 96 13 2
2209 Unless you want to discuss spacetime, we better just leave it for now. 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
2210 What do you think it is, Spot? 1.1529 0.03519 157 138 14 5
2211 What's Elon Musk up to now? 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
2212 Do you think Ralphy will finally quit digging up that hole in the backyard? 1.1529 0.03633 157 139 12 6
2213 ' I tell you there are unidentified feline objects in the sky' 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
2214 It's where the earth used to be. 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
2215 See? That's what happens if you howl at the moon in the proper way. 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
2216 I think tht's where all our lost burried bones went 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
2217 This makes me question my motivation for howling. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
2218 When we die, our souls float up there to sniff the Great Butt in the Sky for all eternity. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
2219 Oh no, it's gone over to the dark side! 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
2220 I have astigmatism 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
2221 Look, it's our uncle Sirius. 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
2222 So ... Where's the Man in the Moon ? 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
2223 How exactly are we supposed to howl at a black hole? 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
2224 I think you can stop howling at it. 1.1527 0.03335 131 112 18 1
2225 I'm going to have to revisit Einstein's theorems. 1.1527 0.03978 131 116 10 5
2226 I don’t remember even digging that one! 1.1527 0.03827 131 115 12 4
2227 I don’t know Sparky, but I’d sure like to sniff it 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
2228 My god, did we do that? 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
2229 If only I could reach far enough to sniff it 1.1527 0.03671 131 114 14 3
2230 Holy moly 1.1525 0.03734 118 102 14 2
2231 If we could give that thing a good sniff I bet we'd get to know the answers to life's biggest questions. 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
2232 You jump first! 1.1523 0.03484 151 132 15 4
2233 Whispering: "Don't make a move... I think it can see us. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
2234 There it is, boy. The Cosmic Doggy Door. To reach it would be one giant step for man's best friend." 1.1523 0.03729 151 134 11 6
2235 He yelled 'fetch' but I am having second thoughts. 1.1522 0.03694 138 121 13 4
2236 I think I see where I hid that nice beef bone 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2237 I don’t know Lucius - all I can see is the big empty bowl 1.1522 0.03396 138 119 17 2
2238 We lost our job. 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
2239 If it's really Uranus, then why can't I smell it? 1.1520 0.03777 125 109 13 3
2240 I wonder what's different this time? last time totality lasted only a few minutes! 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
2241 Scientists believe the universe is primarily comprised of 'dark matter,' which they're not sure what that is. The world would be a friendlier place if dark matter were jerky treats. Anyway, there's that big black hole out there. Thoughts? 1.1519 0.03828 158 142 8 8
2242 I don't know, It's grand and all but I just wanna sniff it! 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
2243 I heard it'll take three centillion bones to fill it. 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2244 Wow! Look at that hole! I wonder how big that bone was! 1.1518 0.04053 112 98 11 3
2245 Do you think they have fire hydrants up there? 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
2246 Is that the beginning or the end? 1.1517 0.03832 145 129 10 6
2247 Next time let’s get someone besides Cy Young to play fetch. “ Diana Bain Mobley, Nashville, T 1.1517 0.03705 145 128 12 5
2248 People think it's a Black Hole, but we know the late Fido did it in 10 minutes with his claws. 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
2249 It's the ultimate Master Agility Competition obstacle 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
2250 Cheese! 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
2251 Do you think we can still howl if it's a "black and blue" moon? 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
2252 If there is life out there, I hope they have hotdogs for us. 1.1515 0.03949 132 117 10 5
2253 Are we supposed to howl at a black hole? 1.1515 0.03645 132 115 14 3
2254 Baying just isn't what it used to be. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
2255 Every month the great ball appears to taunt us. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
2256 How are we going to sniff that? 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
2257 They say no smell can escape black holes. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
2258 Oh! I so want to sniff it. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
2259 In my experience, the spot grows bigger and bigger until it covers the sky, and then the migraine begins. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
2260 I wouldn't recommend sniffing it. 1.1513 0.03586 152 134 13 5
2261 Oh, look. It’s a hole. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
2262 Someone left that Swiss cheese out waaaay too long. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
2263 Should we be able to smell a black hole?! 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
2264 I guess we barked at it once too often. 1.1512 0.03502 172 153 12 7
2265 There's no shiny ball anymore. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
2266 What happened to Canis Major? 1.1511 0.03215 139 119 19 1
2267 Is that where all the lost toys go? 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2268 Does the Dog Star sniff that? 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2269 UNA TERRA POSSIBILE ? 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2270 Sure, I get “bark at the moon,” but I just can’t do it to a black hole. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
2271 Howling at a hole is hollow. 1.1511 0.03669 139 122 13 4
2272 Anyone we know? 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2273 Boy, are we in trouble! What are we going to bark at now? 1.1511 0.03809 139 123 11 5
2274 I brought bones and a tennis ball. I thought you were bringing the eclipse glasses. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
2275 Fascinating. They say the gravitational pull is so intense that even odor cannot escape it. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
2276 I think there’s a squirrel in there. 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
2277 Now what are we going to howl at? 1.1509 0.03477 159 140 14 5
2278 Remember when we use to howl at the moon. 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
2279 That, son, explains the origin of the Frisbee." 1.1508 0.03393 126 108 17 1
2280 Oh my, it's Serious ! 1.1508 0.03915 126 111 11 4
2281 I haven’t tried this doggy door…you go first! 1.1508 0.03575 126 109 15 2
2282 No, this is not what they mean by 'See Spot, Run' 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
2283 They call that Bark Hole where yelp reviews go unnoticed... 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
2284 I thought it only disappeared when we weren't looking at it. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
2285 Maybe gone for a pee break? 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
2286 I’ve read about this somewhere—called a « black howl » or something. 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
2287 Nope, doesn't look random to me either. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
2288 Just beyond that black hole is an electric fence. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2289 If they wanted us to stop howling, they didn't need to get rid of the moon, they could have just asked. 1.1504 0.03289 133 114 18 1
2290 That's our star sign -- Spot. 1.1504 0.03773 133 117 12 4
2291 Cats did it 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2292 What the heck are we gonna howl at now!? 1.1504 0.03619 133 116 14 3
2293 Sirius not serious. 1.1504 0.03458 133 115 16 2
2294 If it's an eclipse we're good; it it's a black hole, we're screwed!" 1.1504 0.03773 133 117 12 4
2295 Do you understand what the others are howling at?? 1.1504 0.03111 133 113 20 0
2296 The dark side? 1.1504 0.03289 133 114 18 1
2297 I think I know where all the bones we buried went. 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
2298 It's the blue moon. You forgot us dogs are color blind. 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
2299 No, I don’t really see it. I’m not even sure what a space dog would look like from behind in the first place. 1.1500 0.03783 140 124 11 5
2300 Think of how many bones we can bury in that hole. 1.1500 0.03194 140 120 19 1
2301 It’s The Big Steak - Carnis Major. 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
2302 Yet another reminder I've been blackballed from the dog park. 1.1500 0.03917 140 125 9 6
2303 That is one rabbit hole I will not go down. 1.1500 0.04039 120 106 10 4
2304 We barked at the moon so much he didn’t show up tonight. 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
2305 I don't know, do you feel like howling tonight? 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
2306 We gotta do something about that cat. 1.1500 0.03676 120 104 14 2
2307 Where did the cow jump over again? 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
2308 Not felt this way since I was fixed... 1.1497 0.03566 167 149 11 7
2309 Laika left us a sign! 1.1497 0.03657 147 130 12 5
2310 It was your bright idea to do the non-stop howling. 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
2311 I think I may have thrown the ball too far. 1.1497 0.03528 147 129 14 4
2312 Catch-as-catch-can. 1.1497 0.03106 147 126 20 1
2313 It's not really a Black Hole. It's where Trump hid more of the classified documents. 1.1497 0.03393 147 128 16 3
2314 See? I told you he threw it too far. 1.1497 0.03528 147 129 14 4
2315 Howl and the moon will come. 1.1497 0.03106 147 126 20 1
2316 He jumped too high 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
2317 So that’s where all the fake throw tennis balls go! 1.1496 0.03721 127 111 13 3
2318 That's where Canis Major peed. 1.1494 0.03162 154 133 19 2
2319 Where did it go? It looks like my dog bowl when they forget to feed me!? 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
2320 This series sure got dark. 1.1494 0.03542 154 136 13 5
2321 So much for "Plan B." 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2322 ...and this one's called "The Big Bowl". 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2323 An eclipse always ruins my day! 1.1493 0.03746 134 118 12 4
2324 ruh roh. I SWEAR I had nothing to do with THAT hole. 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2325 It’s your turn to fetch. Good luck… 1.1493 0.03746 134 118 12 4
2326 See what happens when you howl too much, the man just warps out and leaves us a black hole to ponder 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
2327 maybe we should start barking at something else 1.1491 0.03986 114 100 11 3
2328 Some say it could be a wormhole or dark matter. But I worry that its just another hoop I have to jump through to get that extra treat. 1.1491 0.03322 161 141 16 4
2329 Our nightly howl sure is getting ruined by these flat-mooners. 1.1491 0.02950 161 138 22 1
2330 Are you feeling a gentle tug? 1.1491 0.03203 161 140 18 3
2331 You can bark at them as they move, but you can't catch them. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2332 Its like God wants us to play ball. 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
2333 Thanks, Obama. 1.1489 0.03758 141 125 11 5
2334 Get Sirius about the dog days of summer." 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2335 A black hole? No, I don't think so. Maybe a squirrel. 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
2336 It's the sign that humans got it backwards. It's Dog that was the creator. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2337 Well that explains it. A hole where my howl should be. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
2338 No no no. You howl at the moon, not growl. 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
2339 That's a hole I could sniff for a long time 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
2340 Told you if you kept barking you'd scare it off. 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
2341 What would Ginsberg do? 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
2342 Which is the dark side? 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2343 Even the moon has gone dark. 1.1488 0.03454 121 104 16 1
2344 I've never been a lead-dog. Same old view. 1.1488 0.03648 121 105 14 2
2345 Sit,stay, I can live with. But mute? 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
2346 I think we’re supposed to try and bite it. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
2347 Shall we howl at this one? 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
2348 I think your howl was a little pitchy. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
2349 God is dead. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
2350 So that's where my tennis ball went. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
2351 They say it's never been sniffed. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
2352 Actually, that’s a little far-fetched. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
2353 Uh oh. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
2354 All dogs go to heaven. There's the gate! One of us is next! 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
2355 I don’t think those were ‘dog’ treats. 1.1484 0.03857 128 113 11 4
2356 Insignificant ? naaaaah, but I'll be going home now, to listen to how perfect I am from my person.. 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
2357 I think they said it called the Bark Howl 1.1484 0.04013 128 114 9 5
2358 Should we howl, or what? 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
2359 Dear Dog! I've got macular degeneration 1.1484 0.03694 128 112 13 3
2360 Do you see that? 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
2361 How are we supposed to howl at the moon when the aliens stole it again? I think the British Museum is rubbing off on them. 1.1484 0.03400 155 136 15 4
2362 Stop already, you can’t be heard during the Moon’s black hole phase. 1.1484 0.03143 155 134 19 2
2363 That's the black hole where they throw the bags of poop. 1.1484 0.03638 155 138 11 6
2364 If only we could get a good whiff of that. 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
2365 We can still chase our tails. 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
2366 Actually, I feel even more like howling now. 1.1481 0.04006 135 121 8 6
2367 My human thinks I chewed that hole. 1.1481 0.03569 135 120 11 4
2368 No. It doesn't smell like anything. 1.1481 0.04006 135 121 8 6
2369 It’s the universe telling us to pipe down! 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
2370 Ironically, someone is howling at us. 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
2371 We could try, but baying at it when it was full didn’t turn it off. 1.1481 0.03720 135 119 12 4
2372 When you die, that’s where you go. Look how much cheese they’ve eaten! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2373 I buried a bone in there a few years ago. 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
2374 Nah, it can't be climate change. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2375 It's so inviting. If only we could sniff it. 1.1479 0.03596 142 125 13 4
2376 I blame the &@?#%¥ squirrels. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2377 Jeez, even the moon went on strike. 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
2378 So many things to pee on. 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
2379 We just lost the Dog Star. This is serious! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2380 A black hole or someone ate the cheese! 1.1479 0.03596 142 125 13 4
2381 Yes, it's a black hole; no, you can't lick it. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2382 That’s the new AI designed doggie heaven portal” “Still jumping through hoops to get to heaven eh? 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2383 I am telling you it's was literally here like 2 minutes ago. 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
2384 I don’t smell it. Do you ? 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
2385 That,son,is bone heaven. 1.1477 0.03483 149 131 14 4
2386 I want to howl, but it just feels like something is missing. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
2387 Slightly humilating to sing to an empty house,isn't it. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
2388 Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!" TRANSLATION: "I knew I shouldn't have licked that LSD-laced doggie bone. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
2389 Looks like a YouTube hole to me 1.1477 0.03068 149 128 20 1
2390 I say 'in the general direction of the moon" works for me in a pinch 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2391 I know it looks inviting, but just can't get my nose up there. 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2392 After 73 dog years,it is time for both of us to get cataract surgery! 1.1475 0.04143 122 109 8 5
2393 It could be your anus. I've sniffed it but I've never looked at it. 1.1475 0.04143 122 109 8 5
2394 Why would anyone in their right mind want to howl at this? 1.1475 0.03802 122 107 12 3
2395 What treats await yonder? 1.1474 0.02989 156 134 21 1
2396 Frankly, I'm relieved. I never understood this 'baying at the moon' business to begin with.in with. 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2397 It looks like the Dog Star has become the Death Star. 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2398 I’m not going not howl at that. 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2399 It looks like the dish ran away with the moon. 1.1473 0.03667 129 113 13 3
2400 Total eclipses are a bummer. 1.1473 0.03132 129 110 19 0
2401 Legend says that’s where Orion forgot to clean up after Canis Major. 1.1473 0.03320 129 111 17 1
2402 Toto, I’ve a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
2403 You get this one. 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
2404 Look Max its the porthole to dog heaven" "Wow someday but not now 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
2405 Keep howling! 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
2406 I feel like it's wrong to just howl. 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
2407 Yeah, it's a black hole 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
2408 It's a very big ball. 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
2409 In "New Moon" they turned into wolves, not dogs! 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
2410 Black moons only happen once in a blue moon. 1.1471 0.03839 136 121 10 5
2411 Do you think our bones are in there? 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
2412 Eventually, every dog sniffs that great butthole in the sky. 1.1471 0.03694 136 120 12 4
2413 It's coming back right? 1.1471 0.03694 136 120 12 4
2414 It always makes me wonder what kinds of treats they have 1.1469 0.03708 143 127 11 5
2415 They call it the Unitarian moon. You howl at it for no reason. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2416 That's Elon Musk's doggie door." 1.1469 0.03708 143 127 11 5
2417 Ralph had a sniff and disappeared. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2418 Stop howling for a minute and see if it comes back. 1.1469 0.03838 143 128 9 6
2419 That was some howl! 1.1469 0.03838 143 128 9 6
2420 I got mad and yelled at God; "Go ahead, prove to me you exist!" and Poof!, now we're dogs and there's a hole in the sky where the moon used to be. It makes no sense! 1.1469 0.03708 143 127 11 5
2421 ‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ doesn’t seem as comforting anymore. 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
2422 They call it the Dark Side of the Bowl. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
2423 Fetch,” he said 1.1468 0.03872 109 95 12 2
2424 The black hole seems to be getting closer 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
2425 No baying tonight - it's in abeyance. 1.1467 0.03711 150 134 10 6
2426 Where did that frisbee come from? 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
2427 I think we only have five minutes to live. 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
2428 Can you blame him? 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
2429 It's no place for a retriever. 1.1467 0.03049 150 129 20 1
2430 Vampiric Quadrapeds Freaking Out At The Missing Moon 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
2431 I'm going to go nuts when it comes home. 1.1467 0.03588 150 133 12 5
2432 Is it missing or is it just because dogs are colorblind? 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
2433 Is that a Black Hole consuming all our treats? 1.1465 0.03706 157 141 9 7
2434 Clearly it is a picture in the sky of your butthole! 1.1465 0.03594 157 140 11 6
2435 Light years are a lot longer than dog years 1.1463 0.03592 123 107 14 2
2436 I'm going home now for a belly rub. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2437 Apparently it's really something in colour. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
2438 I miss the big ball. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2439 They say it's the center of the galaxy, but it's got nothing on the jar of treats. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2440 No use baying at a black hole; the sound just disappears. 1.1463 0.03402 123 106 16 1
2441 They say there's a man up there, but I have yet to get a treat. 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
2442 No worry. Haven't you read "The Sun also Rises"? 1.1463 0.03773 123 108 12 3
2443 Humans call it a lunar eclipse. For me, it's a reason to briefly stop howling. 1.1462 0.03954 130 116 9 5
2444 Admit it, there's not much to howl about anymore. 1.1462 0.03801 130 115 11 4
2445 I guess Mom wasn’t bluffing when she said she’d get rid of the moon if we didn’t stop our howling. 1.1462 0.03954 130 116 9 5
2446 We don't know what it is. It's too far away to sniff. 1.1462 0.03296 130 112 17 1
2447 It cracks me up how they think Global Warming is what we should worry about. 1.1462 0.03954 130 116 9 5
2448 I don't care if it is made of cheese, you know they are hiding something in it. 1.1462 0.03110 130 111 19 0
2449 When you're trying to teach your best friend about astronomy but they just want to chase squirrels 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
2450 Merv i’m just trying to find the star i purchased for you. 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
2451 I think it's stack of canned soup. 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
2452 If you’ve seen one black hole you’ve seen them all. 1.1460 0.03812 137 122 10 5
2453 Do we howl at it or call Space X 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2454 For all we know it could be a mauve or aqua-marine hole. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2455 Just wait...aaaaany minute now... 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
2456 I want to bay at it anyway 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2457 Should we be looking directly at the lunar eclipse? 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2458 Nothing to howl at tonight; let's hightail out it out now! 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
2459 If I tell you something, do you promise to keep it a secret?” “Sure.” “I wanna hump it. 1.1460 0.03951 137 123 8 6
2460 Wane, wane, go away… 1.1460 0.03669 137 121 12 4
2461 Can you howl at a new moon? 1.1458 0.03112 144 124 19 1
2462 It is nice just to be a dog for a change. 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
2463 Einstein said that God does not play dice, but He's evidently half way to snake eyes. 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2464 This proves intelligent life exists. That ball didn’t just disappear. 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2465 Not sure why they howl at us once a month? 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2466 True, but the firewall paradox encourages the re-examination of of the concept of local event horizons in black holes. 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
2467 I kind of dig it 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2468 That must be one of those black holes. 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2469 There’s an opening in the black hole, start barking someone may hear us. 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
2470 After the way we treated the waxing crescent yesterday, this was bound to happen. 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
2471 So, black holes absorb your motivation, too." 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
2472 That's our next stop. 1.1457 0.03439 151 133 14 4
2473 There is nothing worse than the absence of a ball. 1.1457 0.03687 151 135 10 6
2474 It's a message from Spot. Even bad dogs go to heaven. 1.1456 0.03457 158 140 13 5
2475 We named it after him, Blackie's Hole. 1.1456 0.03457 158 140 13 5
2476 I'm not going to fetch it, you fetch it. 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
2477 How long are we gonna stare at this object that is heading straight for us? 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
2478 I don't know, but I think was should bay. 1.1450 0.03614 131 115 13 3
2479 You howled once too often. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
2480 Woffff, who dug that hole? That’s nothin, I’ve dug deeper! 1.1450 0.03773 131 116 11 4
2481 Now this is how you play fetch 1.1450 0.03088 131 112 19 0
2482 Don 't tell Rinty,but in the universe behind that black hole I'm the Prime Minister of ZXQYYD. 1.1450 0.03448 131 114 15 2
2483 No, that's not the Dog Star. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2484 We could sit here and ponder how a black hole devours gravity and collapses time and space, but I'd rather just chase a tennis ball. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2485 Don't worry about it. If it was supposed to have any meaning for us, the cartoonist would have made all those sparkly things in the shape of bones. 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
2486 It's bad luck to howl during a lunar eclipse. 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
2487 Hey, isn't that the hole that cats lick with thier tongues? 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
2488 It's GONE!! 1.1449 0.03008 138 118 20 0
2489 … be patient… if we sit hear and stare at it, they always come back… 1.1449 0.03179 138 119 18 1
2490 And they think we're barking at nothing. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
2491 I don't see his tail above it. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
2492 So, Spot, it seems your astronomical calculations were spot on 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
2493 Dad, , point out the Belly Button Constellation again. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
2494 Okay, I'll jump through. But, you go first. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
2495 Cosmology may be too vast for the power of the dog, son. 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
2496 Did you ever think that we were howling at a large iris? 1.1448 0.03526 145 128 13 4
2497 So that's where all the bones went. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
2498 I told you the Moon wouldn’t like us not howling at it last night. 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
2499 Can we just howl at each other, then? 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
2500 Do know any creedence ? 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
2501 Iss thatt...that a Donut ?!! 1.1447 0.03012 152 131 20 1
2502 I really dig that hole 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2503 That’s one big rabbit hole 1.1440 0.03886 125 111 10 4
2504 Just imagine the bone that's buried in that hole. 1.1440 0.03716 125 110 12 3
2505 They're always trying to shut us up, but I say this is the last straw. 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2506 Wait, it’s not blue?! 1.1440 0.03351 125 108 16 1
2507 See ball, chase. ball. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
2508 I could howl. 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
2509 It doesn't take an Einstein... 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
2510 Howling doesn't seem to work. 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
2511 I always howl at the dark side of the moon. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
2512 Siriusly, Orion, where are you? 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
2513 Somewhere out there is a world without cats. 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
2514 Looks like a new starred-up 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
2515 The last time I jumped through a black hole,the whole universe was run by cats. 1.1439 0.03746 132 117 11 4
2516 Hawking and I figure it's a black hole. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
2517 It’s not a donut hole, it’s a singularity. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2518 Our howling scared it away. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2519 If we were a bit closer we could sniff it. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2520 It's nights like these I really hate being colorblind. 1.1439 0.03760 139 124 10 5
2521 It's a dog-eat-dog-eats-everything-including-light kind of world. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2522 They call it a Something Hole. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
2523 Do you think humans go to heaven? 1.1439 0.03619 139 123 12 4
2524 THAT IS WHERE THE CARTOONIST RAN OUT OF WHITE INK. 1.1439 0.03760 139 124 10 5
2525 Another new telescope...a dog can't lift his leg anywhere, anymore, any time, without somebody watching. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2526 It’s ‘howl at at the moon, introspect at the gaping void’ 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
2527 What are we supposed to do in this particular case? 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
2528 Im laughing too Carl…I’ve never seen such sport!…Hey what’s that dish doing now? 1.1439 0.03760 139 124 10 5
2529 And that’s Canis Major… or maybe Minor. I don’t know, let’s just howl. 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
2530 It just disappears everyday. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
2531 Come on Rover, just imagine it's there and start barking. 1.1438 0.03366 146 128 15 3
2532 I'm serious! That's where the Dog Star used to be. 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
2533 It’s where all good dogs go… 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
2534 ‘Black Hole Sun, woof you come’ 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
2535 I’m speechless! 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
2536 Just pretend and howl as if they never figured out that it was made of rare earth minerals instead of cheese. 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
2537 Do you think He’ll ever throw it to us. 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
2538 Back in my youth, I would have dug that. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2539 Wanna play a little game of Corn Hole? 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
2540 It’s the big fang all over again 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2541 I'm telling you, it was there just last night. Maybe I howled too loud' 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
2542 You jump through it first. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2543 It's that dark matter that makes the math work. 1.1429 0.03449 140 123 14 3
2544 Okay, but why would they name me Spot as well? 1.1429 0.03376 154 136 14 4
2545 When you wish upon a butt . . . 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
2546 They call it the Big Bagel 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
2547 Don't worry, it's not a black hole, just the dark side of the moon. 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
2548 I don't know whether to pee on it or bark at it. 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
2549 They took the ball with them! 1.1429 0.03563 133 117 13 3
2550 Tonight, inexplicably, I feel no urge to bark nor howl. 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
2551 That’s our portal when we die - all dogs go to heaven 1.1429 0.03857 126 112 10 4
2552 Getting pulled into that black hole could change everything. We could be the masters and humans the pets. 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
2553 Do you ever wonder if there is other intelligent life out there, or are we all alone? 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
2554 Peek a boo 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2555 I think that means tonights howling event has been blacked out. 1.1429 0.03376 154 136 14 4
2556 After they pick it up, that is where all our poop goes. 1.1429 0.03221 119 102 17 0
2557 Yep, no one's even taking this thing Sirius anymore. They are definitely trolling for Uranus jokes this week. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
2558 I would call the papers, but I peed all over them, Horace. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2559 Drop it! Drop it! Why won't.you drop it? 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
2560 It smells like a black hole. 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
2561 Yep. That's where Buster chased his ball and vanished forever. 1.1429 0.03512 126 110 14 2
2562 Oh, don't be like that! We just howl because we like you. 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
2563 It’s nothing…really nothing to worry about!!! 1.1429 0.03775 112 98 12 2
2564 Ball,Ball,BALL,BAAAAAAAALLLL!! 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
2565 Just because it's in shadow doesn't mean we don't howl at it, Eugene. 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
2566 No, I'M not... I mean, yes, I am when I say Sirius has to be the one who dug that hole. 1.1429 0.03637 119 104 13 2
2567 I told you to be careful what you bay at! 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
2568 What if it closes behind us? 1.1429 0.03689 126 111 12 3
2569 Looks flat to me… 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
2570 That’s what happens when you don’t fetch the ball. 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
2571 Is it coming here or going there? 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
2572 It's time to embrace our dark sides! 1.1419 0.03478 155 138 12 5
2573 We howled and it went away. Now what? 1.1419 0.03458 148 131 13 4
2574 Maybe this new moon will howl back. 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
2575 Yeah, right. I wouldn't mess with it. 1.1419 0.03323 148 130 15 3
2576 We howl at the shards now. 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
2577 As far as I'm concerned: GRAVITY SUCKS! 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
2578 They call it The Dog Star but it doesn't smell like a dog. 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
2579 That hole is where all the black haired dogs go when they die. 1.1418 0.03570 141 125 12 4
2580 Man I would love get a sniff of that hole 1.1418 0.03570 141 125 12 4
2581 I knew if we keep looking, we'd find that Black Hole somewhere! 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
2582 Your father chased a shooting star through there, and we've never seen him since. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2583 Instead of scaring everyone away with my barking I should be more friendly. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
2584 How do we know which are ours, and which are Elon's? 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
2585 Scientists call it a black hole; I call it the portal to Doggie Heaven. 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
2586 I don't know...Go ahead, you howl at it, see what happens. 1.1418 0.03985 134 121 7 6
2587 Ya. no i got nothing for this one, this one’s hard. I dont know what’s going on here, is it a lunar eclipse? Are these star-gazing white fangs? Are they friends? Are they fugitives? Just a couple of lost souls? What do you all think? 1.1418 0.03842 134 120 9 5
2588 Somethings not quite right about this. 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
2589 Dog #1: Finally, our God has arrived. Dog #2: God is not a donut hole. Dog #3: Most Americans would counter that sentiment. 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
2590 Oh darn… We shouldn’t have wished for macaroni and cheese… 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
2591 How long till we get fed again?" 1.1417 0.03486 127 111 14 2
2592 Makes me miss the old moons we used to howl at! 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
2593 They're nights when only the moon howls. 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
2594 I don't know where Wolf is. He accepted the meeting invite. 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
2595 They say absence makes the howl grow fonder. 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
2596 It's an eclipse. Or a black hole. Or both. 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
2597 I knew something like this would happen. 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
2598 Don’t ask me, Jeffrey. I’m still working on “roll over” 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
2599 let's sing it's the end ofthe world as we know it 1.1417 0.03661 127 112 12 3
2600 I wonder how many dog light years away that is? 1.1417 0.03828 127 113 10 4
2601 The moon just isn't the same since Elon Musk took it over. 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
2602 I preferred the concept of black holes as an abstract thought experiment 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
2603 It's probably because of too much waxing 1.1417 0.04150 120 108 7 5
2604 Ya, I peed in that spot. 1.1417 0.03797 120 106 11 3
2605 I thought that was only metaphorical 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
2606 I think the aliens took their ball back 1.1410 0.03077 156 136 18 2
2607 I saw the crescent, you saw the hole of the moon! 1.1410 0.03077 156 136 18 2
2608 Did we scare it? 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2609 Could this be a time portal? 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2610 If it is too good to be true then it's a trap, trust me son. 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
2611 we wanted to howl at the moon so we went there instead 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2612 No cow, no moon and I'm not laughing. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2613 Let us pray. Our ball, who art in heaven... 1.1409 0.03436 149 132 13 4
2614 So that’s why the werewolves aren’t out tonight. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
2615 Woof. Howl. WOOF! Woof. 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
2616 I still think it would have popped more in a contrasting color. 1.1408 0.03547 142 126 12 4
2617 Now how do we keep everyone awake? 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
2618 It's good to see father still loves to dig holes. 1.1408 0.03095 142 123 18 1
2619 I told you Mercury was in retrograde. 1.1408 0.03685 142 127 10 5
2620 There it is — the Doggone Star. 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
2621 The void consumes 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
2622 No way I'm barking at a black hole, thing's too creepy. 1.1407 0.03004 135 116 19 0
2623 That's their secret! 1.1407 0.03815 135 121 9 5
2624 Good luck howling at _that_. 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2625 You knew even light couldn't escape, before you threw Fluffy in? 1.1407 0.03957 135 122 7 6
2626 That's where all those bones go that we bury and never find again. 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
2627 Bay at the black hole. 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
2628 Uranus sure is pretty 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2629 Who do we howl to now? 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
2630 It's a dog's life here. Do you think it will get any better in the hereafter ? 1.1407 0.03815 135 121 9 5
2631 Howling at the moon just isn't the same since they painted the moon black. 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2632 /Users/carolinebergin/Desktop/IMG_3777.jpeg Why Does This Keep Happening To Me?! 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
2633 I wished upon a star but all I got is this black hole. 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
2634 But what if he rises right when we’re packing up to leave? 1.1407 0.03513 135 119 13 3
2635 I'm howl-less. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2636 All dogs mark in Heaven. 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2637 I used to dig those! 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
2638 I dunno, Mate, looks like Gods getting ready to dump another opinion on us 1.1406 0.03461 128 112 14 2
2639 It's where cats go when you chase them. 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
2640 That, son, is a hole in the Milky Way. 1.1406 0.03634 128 113 12 3
2641 It sure does make you feel small. 1.1406 0.03958 128 115 8 5
2642 Someone stole the moon. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
2643 Are there bones in the other Universes? 1.1405 0.03768 121 107 11 3
2644 Yeah, I think I’ll pass on the ‘fetch’ thing… 1.1405 0.03946 121 108 9 4
2645 It is just the earth casting a shadow on the moon, but you can bark at it anyway. 1.1405 0.03580 121 106 13 2
2646 And this is what is referred to as negative space 1.1405 0.03382 121 105 15 1
2647 Nothing I can say. Total Eclipse of the Bark 1.1404 0.03712 114 100 12 2
2648 Maybe I have macular degeneration! 1.1404 0.04294 114 103 6 5
2649 They say it's a black hole, but all I see is tennis ball. 1.1402 0.04082 107 95 9 3
2650 You sure it's just one squirrel in there? 1.1401 0.02922 157 136 20 1
2651 Oh, shit. You're in big, big trouble, my friend. 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
2652 Of course I tried to eat it, but it's too far away. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
2653 My owner told me that if I kept barking I'd be sorry. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
2654 Looks like the hole in donut 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
2655 And that’s the story of Orion’s Slipper. 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
2656 ...you'd think the hole would have been dog-shaped. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
2657 Imagine sniffing butts with the dog that dug that black hole. 1.1400 0.03543 150 134 11 5
2658 How'll we howl now? 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2659 You think we should, Herb? 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2660 Hey, what happened to our 'dog star'? 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
2661 I just don't see what the howling is all about. 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
2662 I know I’m supposed to say something trite about fearing the vacuum of space right now, but I’m just so overcome in awe at the sheer magnitude of the universe’s butthole and my desire to sniff the absolute crap out of it. 1.1397 0.03788 136 122 9 5
2663 Al black hole is where your water dish goes. 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
2664 Maybe we are color blind? 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
2665 Are we allowed to bark at a lunar eclipse? 1.1397 0.03161 136 118 17 1
2666 And we are alone in the Universe… 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
2667 That's one powerful howl 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
2668 Someone stole our ball. 1.1397 0.03788 136 122 9 5
2669 Ctrl+Alt+Undog? 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
2670 It's called a black hole. It kind of reminds me of Rusty." 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
2671 I guess we could just howl at each other. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
2672 If you did catch it you wouldn’t know what to do with it. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
2673 Maybe it'll come back if you stop barking. 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
2674 Doggone it. She threw it too far again. 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
2675 Siriusly?!? 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2676 And just like that. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2677 I never know how to howl at a new moon. 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
2678 Nobody told me that if I howled at the moon, it would actually run away. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2679 Does a stellar black hole scare you, too? 1.1395 0.03607 129 114 12 3
2680 Will it let all the air out? 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2681 No, I don't see the red-ish star. 1.1395 0.03435 129 113 14 2
2682 mmmm meatball 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2683 That's the Trump Galaxy also known as Hopus Gonus. 1.1393 0.03738 122 108 11 3
2684 That's a sirius black hole! 1.1393 0.03738 122 108 11 3
2685 We weren't howling much anymore so I canceled our monthly subscription. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
2686 I think it's the vacuum cleaner. 1.1393 0.03357 122 106 15 1
2687 Wormhole? 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
2688 Not a caption but to my old eyes I thought at first they were barking at it! 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
2689 Nothing causes me to question my purpose like the unfetchable ball 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2690 I swear I didn’t do anything! 1.1391 0.04258 115 104 6 5
2691 ‚Mice must have landed on the moon…’ 1.1391 0.03682 115 101 12 2
2692 See if we can get our owner to check underneath the table. 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
2693 Ghost diggers in the sky.. 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
2694 Is it a black ball or a black hole? 1.1391 0.02977 151 131 19 1
2695 Tell dish and spoon, there'll be no cow jumping tonight. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2696 Woof woof? 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
2697 I feel like howling here could come off as sarcastic 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
2698 Milo, do you think that black hole was created when you tore apart that Roomba who was R2D2 cousin ? 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
2699 I hope he doesn't try to sniff us. 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
2700 I bet the best bones are buried in there. 1.1389 0.03826 108 95 11 2
2701 Just think...there may be planets where to dogs pick up the *humans* poop. 1.1389 0.03767 144 130 8 6
2702 It’s eaten Canis Major! 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
2703 I’ve been told a world with endless beef bones exists on the other side. 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
2704 I just don’t feel like howling. 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
2705 That hole is an electromagnetic zone where gravity is crazy strong. All the dogs are talking about it. 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
2706 Did he say “fetch”? 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
2707 There's probably a cat on at least one of those dots up there. Keep barking 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
2708 That hole in the sky is where dogs came from a millennium ago and landed here. And here we are. Have you had supper yet? 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
2709 Nights like tonight I wonder what we're even howling about most the time. 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
2710 Did that black hole swallow the moon? 1.1387 0.03616 137 122 11 4
2711 Lost a lot of bones in that one. 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
2712 Look at the hole you dug us into! 1.1387 0.03762 137 123 9 5
2713 Now we know where all those little baggies go. 1.1387 0.03616 137 122 11 4
2714 When it’s full and bright, we howl with reckless abandon. When it’s like this, we’re supposed to get reflect and contemplate quietly. 1.1387 0.03616 137 122 11 4
2715 Shucks! I really wanted to howl tonight. 1.1387 0.03465 137 121 13 3
2716 There’ll be no howling tonight! 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
2717 Wait…the event horizon has shifted 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2718 That's the largest black hole I've ever seen 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2719 My desire to howl at the moon has been eclipsed. 1.1385 0.03744 130 116 10 4
2720 Looking at the stars again? You can't be Sirius... 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
2721 If the moon was made of cheese ,, That must have been one big mouse !! 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
2722 Disapointing, but on the other hand, there is that hen house just next door. 1.1385 0.03744 130 116 10 4
2723 If it comes any closer, just sniff it and make friends. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2724 Woof or maybe meow. 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
2725 The bones we hid there will drive archeologists nuts! 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
2726 I’ll probably get blamed for digging that one, too. 1.1385 0.03900 130 117 8 5
2727 But where is his tail? 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2728 Yeah, well, I tried and you can’t get close enough to sniff it. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2729 Video Rodeo 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2730 Don't turn around. We're not supposed to know we're in a cartoon. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
2731 not tonight sweetie. 1.1385 0.03231 130 113 16 1
2732 It’s a mystery where they go, Junior. It’s like that bone we buried last summer. 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
2733 Don't we usually hear clapping before the light goes out? 1.1382 0.03331 123 107 15 1
2734 I love howling at the rip in the spacetime continuum. 1.1382 0.03710 123 109 11 3
2735 Where did all of our cheese go? 1.1382 0.03331 123 107 15 1
2736 Remember Einstein discussing it with us. 1.1382 0.03372 152 135 13 4
2737 Canis Major will chew anything. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
2738 There it is, the great toilet bowl in the sky. 1.1379 0.03852 116 103 10 3
2739 It's the cookie without the gnaw. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
2740 While I appreciate what the artist has done with negative space, it just doesn’t make me howl. 1.1379 0.03612 145 130 10 5
2741 I buried a bone in a hole and I can't find it. Do you think it's in that one? 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
2742 OOOOOppenheimer!! 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
2743 and this my dear boy is the origin for why so many of us are named Spot. 1.1379 0.03652 116 102 12 2
2744 He threw our food bowl through the space-time continuum. 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
2745 You really shouldn't be so negative! 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
2746 Luke will know what to do. 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
2747 I refuse to howl at a cheap knock off of Rothko's "Bark Side in Black." 1.1377 0.03591 138 123 11 4
2748 I suppose it could be a doggie door 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
2749 It'll appear after the trigger warning. 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
2750 That's what all your hailing at the Moon did! 1.1377 0.03441 138 122 13 3
2751 It's the Great Dog Bowl constellation 1.1377 0.03736 138 124 9 5
2752 That’s a serious ‘No Fetch’ zone. 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
2753 Wow! Just plain wow. 1.1377 0.02944 138 119 19 0
2754 So many stars,not enough teeth 1.1375 0.02871 160 139 20 1
2755 I don't know about you, but I'm not sniffing it. 1.1374 0.03386 131 115 14 2
2756 It’s been awhile – I don’t think it’s a ball. 1.1374 0.03555 131 116 12 3
2757 You got a bone? 1.1374 0.03717 131 117 10 4
2758 Starlight star bright first star I see tonight, I wish I may I wish .. Squirrel ! 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
2759 So the Great Sky Dog has turned its back on our world. 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
2760 Farewell to the tennis ball in the sky 1.1374 0.03386 131 115 14 2
2761 Imagin