Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
Well, in a black hole the gravitational pull is so intense that nothing, not even light, can escape. So yeah, I think your ball is gone. |
1.7594 |
0.02204 |
1380 |
668 |
376 |
336 |
1 |
It's probably just a phase. |
1.7091 |
0.01811 |
1856 |
913 |
570 |
373 |
2 |
A hundred bucks says a cat has something to do with this. |
1.7016 |
0.02080 |
1441 |
728 |
415 |
298 |
3 |
Well, we still have the mailman. |
1.6851 |
0.02003 |
1537 |
792 |
437 |
308 |
4 |
Is it just me or do you also have strong urge to sniff it? |
1.6032 |
0.01980 |
1497 |
854 |
383 |
260 |
5 |
You're named after that one, Spot. |
1.6015 |
0.01976 |
1478 |
838 |
391 |
249 |
6 |
I know how this looks but I swear it was there last night |
1.5837 |
0.01850 |
1554 |
871 |
459 |
224 |
7 |
It's not the moon I miss, it's the howling. |
1.5794 |
0.01973 |
1417 |
814 |
385 |
218 |
8 |
I think we chewed through the wrong cord. |
1.5658 |
0.01900 |
1437 |
820 |
421 |
196 |
9 |
Do you also see kibble around an open manhole? |
1.5520 |
0.01917 |
1433 |
842 |
391 |
200 |
10 |
Well it’s either a lunar eclipse or I have glaucoma. |
1.5446 |
0.01967 |
1414 |
855 |
348 |
211 |
11 |
It makes the holes we chewed in the couch seem so small. |
1.5424 |
0.01363 |
2880 |
1731 |
736 |
413 |
12 |
I can’t believe it, the howling finally worked. |
1.5378 |
0.02063 |
1205 |
716 |
330 |
159 |
13 |
Look at that a vacuum I'm not afraid of. |
1.5365 |
0.01995 |
1398 |
863 |
320 |
215 |
14 |
Some see a 'black hole'. I see a large 'sprinkled donut'. |
1.5338 |
0.02012 |
1300 |
786 |
334 |
180 |
15 |
Finally, all that howling worked. |
1.5330 |
0.01861 |
1501 |
904 |
394 |
203 |
16 |
I completely understand the physics of black holes, but I still wonder if that’s where squirrels go at night. |
1.5278 |
0.02401 |
900 |
546 |
233 |
121 |
17 |
I don’t know whether to howl or to question the meaning of life. |
1.5229 |
0.01808 |
1526 |
918 |
418 |
190 |
18 |
I think the Cow did it. |
1.5193 |
0.01844 |
1556 |
965 |
374 |
217 |
19 |
Okay, now you did it... |
1.5165 |
0.01811 |
1547 |
947 |
401 |
199 |
20 |
It’s supposed to be over Miami. But the black hole over Mar-a-Lago sucked it in. |
1.5146 |
0.02403 |
958 |
610 |
203 |
145 |
21 |
I see an everything bagel. What do you see? |
1.5126 |
0.01654 |
1904 |
1186 |
460 |
258 |
22 |
What the hell are you howling at? |
1.5097 |
0.01839 |
1501 |
929 |
379 |
193 |
23 |
We are but specks of dust in the expanse of the infinite cosmos. Can I sniff your butt? |
1.5074 |
0.01874 |
1492 |
939 |
349 |
204 |
24 |
Looks like Elon missed a spot. |
1.5068 |
0.01870 |
1476 |
924 |
356 |
196 |
25 |
You read much Sartre? |
1.4970 |
0.01779 |
1499 |
922 |
409 |
168 |
26 |
I know he said 'fetch', but this is getting ridiculous. |
1.4963 |
0.02145 |
1088 |
684 |
268 |
136 |
27 |
Seems like even more reason to howl. |
1.4963 |
0.01920 |
1358 |
854 |
334 |
170 |
28 |
Oh no, I hope it’s not a vacuum |
1.4883 |
0.02152 |
1028 |
642 |
270 |
116 |
29 |
Did you bury it? |
1.4796 |
0.01917 |
1226 |
761 |
342 |
123 |
30 |
The one night I need to blow off some steam. |
1.4791 |
0.01605 |
2006 |
1313 |
425 |
268 |
31 |
Frisbee in the sky with diamonds, you say?… what kind of treats have they been feeding you? |
1.4784 |
0.02228 |
972 |
620 |
239 |
113 |
32 |
Maybe it really was made of cheese. |
1.4752 |
0.01767 |
1471 |
926 |
391 |
154 |
33 |
Not all holes are sniffable. |
1.4745 |
0.01470 |
2740 |
1909 |
362 |
469 |
34 |
Do you think we finally scared it away? |
1.4708 |
0.01765 |
1472 |
933 |
385 |
154 |
35 |
As a matter of principle, I don’t howl at new moons. |
1.4685 |
0.01830 |
1381 |
881 |
353 |
147 |
36 |
The whole universe has fleas and ringworm. |
1.4676 |
0.01572 |
2592 |
1887 |
198 |
507 |
37 |
Should we howl just to mess with them? |
1.4669 |
0.01761 |
1482 |
946 |
380 |
156 |
38 |
That last howl seems to have triggered something. |
1.4636 |
0.01725 |
1471 |
928 |
404 |
139 |
39 |
Next time, don't howl so loud. |
1.4636 |
0.01689 |
1633 |
1053 |
403 |
177 |
40 |
Don't howl, son. That’s the bark side. |
1.4634 |
0.01633 |
2292 |
1645 |
232 |
415 |
41 |
You know it’s a good howl if you scared off the moon! |
1.4633 |
0.01765 |
1459 |
933 |
376 |
150 |
42 |
I love Pink Floyd too. |
1.4631 |
0.01861 |
1369 |
889 |
326 |
154 |
43 |
It makes all our problems seem so small — except for that mailman. |
1.4614 |
0.01599 |
2215 |
1545 |
318 |
352 |
44 |
It's not eassy to howl at the dark side of the moon. |
1.4594 |
0.01796 |
1415 |
912 |
356 |
147 |
45 |
Well, That's certainly not amore. |
1.4555 |
0.01927 |
1271 |
834 |
295 |
142 |
46 |
Wow, a howl in one! |
1.4524 |
0.03195 |
504 |
343 |
94 |
67 |
47 |
Looks like there’s nothing on tonight. |
1.4513 |
0.01625 |
1848 |
1236 |
390 |
222 |
48 |
That would be an absolutely stunning Blue Moon, if we weren’t color blind. |
1.4481 |
0.02504 |
752 |
499 |
169 |
84 |
49 |
'Guess you howled at it once too often.' |
1.4458 |
0.01737 |
1431 |
925 |
374 |
132 |
50 |
See, I told you if we howl long enough we could scare it away. |
1.4455 |
0.01736 |
1423 |
918 |
376 |
129 |
51 |
One small step…my ass… |
1.4452 |
0.01820 |
1433 |
958 |
312 |
163 |
52 |
It's moments like these that I'm reminded just how insignificant my owner is. |
1.4432 |
0.01782 |
1654 |
1151 |
273 |
230 |
53 |
Uh oh, we may have howled a little too loud this time. |
1.4431 |
0.02076 |
984 |
635 |
262 |
87 |
54 |
I don't think we're gonna get that ball back |
1.4385 |
0.01850 |
1512 |
1054 |
253 |
205 |
55 |
We’re dogs. It’s round. It’s a ball. We pounce on it, chew it to bits and spread it all over. Nothing “Cosmic” about it. |
1.4376 |
0.01856 |
1266 |
832 |
314 |
120 |
56 |
Do think that is where my ball is? |
1.4359 |
0.03754 |
312 |
206 |
76 |
30 |
57 |
That’s what happens when you don't pay your electric bill. |
1.4353 |
0.01966 |
1523 |
1121 |
141 |
261 |
58 |
To howl, or not to howl; that is the question. |
1.4282 |
0.02075 |
1357 |
1006 |
121 |
230 |
59 |
I say we howl anyway. |
1.4268 |
0.01871 |
1298 |
880 |
282 |
136 |
60 |
It's gonna be a lot harder to fetch. |
1.4218 |
0.02123 |
1247 |
919 |
130 |
198 |
61 |
This motherfucker. |
1.4186 |
0.02256 |
1185 |
902 |
70 |
213 |
62 |
I would so sniff that. |
1.4137 |
0.02055 |
1112 |
778 |
208 |
126 |
63 |
Now what? |
1.4036 |
0.01963 |
1011 |
678 |
258 |
75 |
64 |
Listen, let’s say the cat did it. |
1.4034 |
0.02186 |
947 |
665 |
182 |
100 |
65 |
Rover, we have a problem. |
1.4033 |
0.02157 |
982 |
692 |
184 |
106 |
66 |
Oh no. An even scarier vacuum. |
1.3991 |
0.02500 |
882 |
667 |
78 |
137 |
67 |
Offhand, I’d say it’s a region of space having a gravitational field so intense that no matter or radiation can escape, otherwise known as a black hole. But I’m just a dog, what do I know? |
1.3969 |
0.02379 |
902 |
666 |
114 |
122 |
68 |
Someday, long after we're gone, some future dog will bury a bone in that hole. |
1.3953 |
0.02259 |
802 |
553 |
181 |
68 |
69 |
Do you ever just look up at all the stars in the sky and wonder, 'When's dinner?' |
1.3948 |
0.02381 |
813 |
582 |
141 |
90 |
70 |
Black matter lives |
1.3896 |
0.02350 |
811 |
580 |
146 |
85 |
71 |
If anyone asks, it wasn't us, ok? |
1.3895 |
0.02368 |
778 |
552 |
149 |
77 |
72 |
What will cows jump over now? |
1.3870 |
0.02285 |
783 |
547 |
169 |
67 |
73 |
You think that's where the ball went? |
1.3867 |
0.02355 |
799 |
572 |
145 |
82 |
74 |
Great, a harvested moon. |
1.3852 |
0.02447 |
784 |
573 |
120 |
91 |
75 |
They ate the cheese and left us nothing! |
1.3849 |
0.02347 |
704 |
486 |
165 |
53 |
76 |
Maybe it's just a phase |
1.3831 |
0.02426 |
757 |
546 |
132 |
79 |
77 |
Musk had it painted black and changed its name to O. |
1.3829 |
0.02476 |
807 |
602 |
101 |
104 |
78 |
It's like when my dad left me. |
1.3817 |
0.02447 |
613 |
419 |
154 |
40 |
79 |
I guess we got a little carried away last night. |
1.3797 |
0.02400 |
719 |
510 |
145 |
64 |
80 |
Oh my God Ralph, someone took the dog star. |
1.3794 |
0.02391 |
709 |
500 |
149 |
60 |
81 |
Wouldn't be the first time I howled at nothing... |
1.3793 |
0.02526 |
704 |
512 |
117 |
75 |
82 |
It looks like Uranus. |
1.3748 |
0.02722 |
627 |
464 |
91 |
72 |
83 |
If I’d known what would happen when Bessie jumped over it, I never would have laughed. |
1.3744 |
0.02471 |
633 |
444 |
141 |
48 |
84 |
I guess we finally scared it off. |
1.3738 |
0.02345 |
709 |
499 |
155 |
55 |
85 |
Power outage on earth again. |
1.3734 |
0.02433 |
707 |
508 |
134 |
65 |
86 |
It just makes me realize how small and insignificant my owner is. |
1.3733 |
0.02546 |
667 |
484 |
117 |
66 |
87 |
Let’s do howls of dismay. |
1.3724 |
0.02424 |
733 |
532 |
129 |
72 |
88 |
Took a month, but we finally scared it away. |
1.3723 |
0.02509 |
693 |
505 |
118 |
70 |
89 |
Do you think anyone would mind if we howl anyway? |
1.3710 |
0.02419 |
663 |
468 |
144 |
51 |
90 |
Sure I was howling at the moon, but I didn't think it would leave! |
1.3708 |
0.02586 |
677 |
500 |
103 |
74 |
91 |
Our ancestors called it God’s butt. Some say it takes 13.7 million years for the smell to reach our noses on earth. It really makes you think for the scale of the univ-SQUIRREL I SAW A SQUIRREL |
1.3683 |
0.02817 |
638 |
490 |
61 |
87 |
92 |
I wonder how far it is in Dog years? |
1.3682 |
0.02571 |
641 |
466 |
114 |
61 |
93 |
It really makes you consider the triviality of fetch. |
1.3669 |
0.02665 |
616 |
453 |
100 |
63 |
94 |
Wouldn't you love to sniff that one? |
1.3652 |
0.02600 |
627 |
458 |
109 |
60 |
95 |
All I did was howl. |
1.3652 |
0.02509 |
638 |
459 |
125 |
54 |
96 |
I swear. I was just howling at it last night. |
1.3638 |
0.02546 |
635 |
461 |
117 |
57 |
97 |
“See that, son. Any day the mother ship will come back for us and these humans will be in for a big surprise. Fetch the ball, my ass.” |
1.3628 |
0.02745 |
623 |
471 |
78 |
74 |
98 |
They missed a spot. |
1.3622 |
0.02626 |
624 |
460 |
102 |
62 |
99 |
How is this my fault? |
1.3615 |
0.03494 |
343 |
251 |
60 |
32 |
100 |
To add a further grievance to my species inequality list, they have the luminous serenity of the Man in the Moon and we have the annoying distraction of The Unfetchable Ball. |
1.3596 |
0.02624 |
570 |
411 |
113 |
46 |
101 |
i don’t know…i feel like i’d just be howling at nothing. |
1.3593 |
0.02616 |
590 |
429 |
110 |
51 |
102 |
I’ll bet the cat did it, but you know he’s going to blame us |
1.3578 |
0.02742 |
559 |
412 |
94 |
53 |
103 |
My vet told me there's a donut hole in our insurance, too. |
1.3573 |
0.02647 |
487 |
340 |
120 |
27 |
104 |
Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria? |
1.3573 |
0.03024 |
585 |
465 |
31 |
89 |
105 |
Don't ask me. You're the one who howled at it. |
1.3569 |
0.02621 |
608 |
448 |
103 |
57 |
106 |
I think we finally scared it away. |
1.3525 |
0.02610 |
590 |
433 |
106 |
51 |
107 |
'Howling at the void' just doesn't have the same ring to it. |
1.3513 |
0.02713 |
538 |
394 |
99 |
45 |
108 |
This takes cancel culture to a new level. |
1.3501 |
0.02803 |
537 |
401 |
84 |
52 |
109 |
Something tells me our tennis ball's never coming back. |
1.3500 |
0.02921 |
520 |
394 |
70 |
56 |
110 |
It makes you want to believe in dog. |
1.3474 |
0.02805 |
570 |
435 |
72 |
63 |
111 |
You should work on ‘stay’’ before tackling quantum mechanics |
1.3462 |
0.02865 |
517 |
389 |
77 |
51 |
112 |
I guess all the barking finally worked. |
1.3462 |
0.02677 |
543 |
399 |
100 |
44 |
113 |
The ancients called it the Frisbee, but modern astronomers say it's an artifact left over from the Big Bark. |
1.3434 |
0.02843 |
495 |
368 |
84 |
43 |
114 |
That's Spot. |
1.3432 |
0.02794 |
507 |
376 |
88 |
43 |
115 |
Fetch that - i dare you! |
1.3429 |
0.02747 |
452 |
323 |
103 |
26 |
116 |
That’s the black hole where all our balls went! |
1.3411 |
0.02768 |
513 |
381 |
89 |
43 |
117 |
If anyone asks, we'll blame it on the cat. |
1.3409 |
0.02901 |
484 |
363 |
77 |
44 |
118 |
Sometimes I just stare into the void and wonder if there is a Dog. |
1.3398 |
0.02852 |
512 |
387 |
76 |
49 |
119 |
Max, my boy, that's called a black hole. It's filled with millions of lost sticks, tennis balls, and Frisbees. |
1.3397 |
0.02778 |
524 |
393 |
84 |
47 |
120 |
It’s just too far away and I’m not getting a whiff of anything. Yet I feel the allure. |
1.3393 |
0.02790 |
445 |
321 |
97 |
27 |
121 |
Seriously. You don't see it? |
1.3390 |
0.02841 |
469 |
346 |
87 |
36 |
122 |
And that's where all the lost tennis balls go. |
1.3390 |
0.02828 |
472 |
348 |
88 |
36 |
123 |
Is this the bark-side of the moon? |
1.3386 |
0.02894 |
508 |
387 |
70 |
51 |
124 |
Typical--howl a couple of nights and they go and hide it. |
1.3383 |
0.02723 |
535 |
400 |
89 |
46 |
125 |
And that, son, is called the "Empty Dog Bowl." |
1.3366 |
0.02823 |
505 |
380 |
80 |
45 |
126 |
You think that last howl might've been a bit harsh? |
1.3360 |
0.02773 |
503 |
375 |
87 |
41 |
127 |
Thank god for the mailman. |
1.3333 |
0.02857 |
432 |
316 |
88 |
28 |
128 |
I’ll bet you five treats that I get blamed for chewing that hole. |
1.3333 |
0.02791 |
483 |
359 |
87 |
37 |
129 |
One day we’ll meet the Great Dog who dug that hole, and we’ll learn what’s buried there. |
1.3326 |
0.02847 |
484 |
364 |
79 |
41 |
130 |
All these years howling, I never thought it would work. |
1.3326 |
0.02890 |
481 |
364 |
74 |
43 |
131 |
Well, I'm not going to sit here and howl at nothing like an idiot. |
1.3311 |
0.02904 |
441 |
328 |
80 |
33 |
132 |
Don't ask me-I still chase my tail. |
1.3297 |
0.03101 |
464 |
363 |
49 |
52 |
133 |
I think this is where our person goes when he’s staring at his phone. |
1.3292 |
0.02847 |
483 |
365 |
77 |
41 |
134 |
What’s Musk done now? |
1.3275 |
0.03050 |
455 |
352 |
57 |
46 |
135 |
And I thought it was merely a passing reference to astrophysics in Oppenheimer. |
1.3262 |
0.02927 |
423 |
315 |
78 |
30 |
136 |
All the good bones are in there. |
1.3261 |
0.03015 |
417 |
314 |
70 |
33 |
137 |
I don't know about you, but a total eclipse always makes me think about an empty food bowl. |
1.3259 |
0.02800 |
451 |
334 |
87 |
30 |
138 |
I hear it moved to a quieter neighborhood. |
1.3244 |
0.02988 |
447 |
342 |
65 |
40 |
139 |
Looks like Earth forgot to pay their electric bill again. |
1.3239 |
0.03199 |
426 |
334 |
46 |
46 |
140 |
I guess all of that howling finally worked. |
1.3237 |
0.02992 |
417 |
314 |
71 |
32 |
141 |
That's the part of space not licensed to Elon Musk.... |
1.3233 |
0.03036 |
430 |
329 |
63 |
38 |
142 |
I'm telling you Willy, the tide's gonna be a mess now... |
1.3214 |
0.02974 |
420 |
317 |
71 |
32 |
143 |
That there , son , is one black hole we ain't gonna sniff. |
1.3213 |
0.02974 |
442 |
338 |
66 |
38 |
144 |
They say it’s just a phase. |
1.3205 |
0.03017 |
415 |
315 |
67 |
33 |
145 |
You get the ball this time. |
1.3203 |
0.03028 |
409 |
310 |
67 |
32 |
146 |
They say on the other side you can catch your tail. |
1.3203 |
0.02886 |
434 |
326 |
77 |
31 |
147 |
Do you ever wonder if you really are a good boy? |
1.3203 |
0.02994 |
434 |
332 |
65 |
37 |
148 |
It's a place where a massive object has collapsed and created a region where the gravity is so intense that not even light can escape. It's called a cat's soul." |
1.3202 |
0.03200 |
406 |
316 |
50 |
40 |
149 |
Lately I feel like I've been howling into the void. |
1.3200 |
0.02900 |
450 |
342 |
72 |
36 |
150 |
I don't know what it is but I really want to sniff it. |
1.3197 |
0.03087 |
416 |
320 |
59 |
37 |
151 |
I wonder how far away that is in dog years? |
1.3191 |
0.03237 |
376 |
289 |
54 |
33 |
152 |
Note the use of negative space. |
1.3184 |
0.02981 |
402 |
302 |
72 |
28 |
153 |
Spot? |
1.3179 |
0.02988 |
431 |
330 |
65 |
36 |
154 |
I'm telling you, two weeks ago in that very spot was the biggest, brightest ball I've ever seen. |
1.3151 |
0.03002 |
438 |
339 |
60 |
39 |
155 |
At least we can still bark at the mailman. |
1.3140 |
0.03122 |
379 |
289 |
61 |
29 |
156 |
I blame Schrodinger's cat. |
1.3133 |
0.03163 |
383 |
295 |
56 |
32 |
157 |
Just a thought...did you pay the electric bill? |
1.3133 |
0.03230 |
415 |
330 |
40 |
45 |
158 |
The universe lifted its tail just for us. |
1.3133 |
0.03083 |
415 |
322 |
56 |
37 |
159 |
Turns out Elon Musk owned the rights |
1.3128 |
0.03063 |
422 |
328 |
56 |
38 |
160 |
We should definitely go sniff it. |
1.3128 |
0.02893 |
438 |
334 |
71 |
33 |
161 |
I'm pretty sure he threw the ball in there |
1.3127 |
0.03049 |
403 |
309 |
62 |
32 |
162 |
Darn! Too far away to sniff. |
1.3125 |
0.02918 |
400 |
300 |
75 |
25 |
163 |
My owner disappears like this, and I never know if he’s coming back. |
1.3123 |
0.03343 |
381 |
302 |
39 |
40 |
164 |
It’s weird, I want to sniff it too. |
1.3123 |
0.03060 |
365 |
274 |
68 |
23 |
165 |
The great pup in the sky must have forgotten to pay the electric bill. |
1.3116 |
0.03350 |
398 |
320 |
32 |
46 |
166 |
If it was smaller, I'd say the cat had something to do with this. |
1.3114 |
0.03049 |
395 |
302 |
63 |
30 |
167 |
Let's call it spot! |
1.3111 |
0.03258 |
360 |
278 |
52 |
30 |
168 |
The legend goes that the greatest dog owner ever threw a ball so hard it left that hole in the sky. |
1.3103 |
0.03195 |
377 |
292 |
53 |
32 |
169 |
So that's where the humans used to live |
1.3101 |
0.02981 |
387 |
292 |
70 |
25 |
170 |
I didn't used to care, but now they switched me to that new natural organic dog food I've begun to question the nature of the cosmos. |
1.3095 |
0.03111 |
391 |
302 |
57 |
32 |
171 |
No, you can't fetch that ball. Believe me, I tried. |
1.3089 |
0.02960 |
395 |
299 |
70 |
26 |
172 |
Maybe someone forgot to pay the cable bill? |
1.3075 |
0.02992 |
348 |
258 |
73 |
17 |
173 |
It's called 'intermission'" |
1.3075 |
0.03039 |
335 |
248 |
71 |
16 |
174 |
Fetch the ball suddenly has such an existential ring to it. |
1.3071 |
0.03005 |
394 |
301 |
65 |
28 |
175 |
I miss Pluto |
1.3069 |
0.03292 |
378 |
299 |
42 |
37 |
176 |
Sure, you could try to warn them, but they’ll just tell you to shut the hell up. |
1.3061 |
0.03236 |
343 |
263 |
55 |
25 |
177 |
Omniscient frisbee, we pray to thee. |
1.3052 |
0.03295 |
367 |
289 |
44 |
34 |
178 |
Do you want to howl anyway, or should we come back when they turn the lights on? |
1.3040 |
0.02979 |
398 |
305 |
65 |
28 |
179 |
I guess he finally gave her the moon. |
1.3040 |
0.03250 |
352 |
273 |
51 |
28 |
180 |
I think it's what they call a black hole...and they'll probably blame me for digging it. |
1.3038 |
0.03286 |
339 |
262 |
51 |
26 |
181 |
Go ahead...you howl. I'm not getting sucked into this one. |
1.3031 |
0.03217 |
353 |
273 |
53 |
27 |
182 |
You think everything looks like a tennis ball, Ralph. |
1.3029 |
0.03208 |
373 |
292 |
49 |
32 |
183 |
What did Elon do with the Moon THIS time? |
1.3027 |
0.03216 |
337 |
258 |
56 |
23 |
184 |
I swear the big ball was right there last night” |
1.3026 |
0.03053 |
380 |
292 |
61 |
27 |
185 |
This is more than just rearranging the furniture |
1.3025 |
0.03158 |
324 |
244 |
62 |
18 |
186 |
I'm pretty sure it's Uranus |
1.3025 |
0.03175 |
367 |
285 |
53 |
29 |
187 |
Do you see it? Kibble everywhere except the bowl. |
1.3019 |
0.03283 |
361 |
284 |
45 |
32 |
188 |
And that, son, is the famous black hole dug by our ancestor Sirius, the dog star. |
1.3013 |
0.03215 |
375 |
295 |
47 |
33 |
189 |
„Trust me, it’s a trap - it’s just hanging there, nobody ever throws it.“ |
1.3007 |
0.03407 |
306 |
236 |
48 |
22 |
190 |
One day I'll get that ball. |
1.3006 |
0.03018 |
346 |
260 |
68 |
18 |
191 |
Huh, after all this time, the howling finally worked. |
1.2997 |
0.03088 |
377 |
292 |
57 |
28 |
192 |
Musk strikes again |
1.2996 |
0.03840 |
227 |
173 |
40 |
14 |
193 |
I wonder, if a dog barks in the nighttime at a moon that isn’t there, does it still bother the neighbors. |
1.2984 |
0.03057 |
382 |
296 |
58 |
28 |
194 |
No, I don't think the frisbee is coming back. |
1.2975 |
0.03045 |
363 |
278 |
62 |
23 |
195 |
Which one is the dog star? |
1.2974 |
0.03113 |
343 |
262 |
60 |
21 |
196 |
Well, that's the last time I'll howl at the moon. |
1.2966 |
0.03216 |
327 |
251 |
55 |
21 |
197 |
I thought it was a black hole, but the same people who banned books in Florida now only let us see this heavily redacted view of the universe, blocking out the planets that might support life that could have gay beings. |
1.2966 |
0.03548 |
327 |
263 |
31 |
33 |
198 |
I bet it was the vacuum. |
1.2965 |
0.03265 |
344 |
269 |
48 |
27 |
199 |
Think of all the bones buried in there |
1.2964 |
0.03328 |
307 |
236 |
51 |
20 |
200 |
ME FR |
1.2958 |
0.03568 |
355 |
293 |
19 |
43 |
201 |
Anus Major |
1.2950 |
0.03243 |
339 |
264 |
50 |
25 |
202 |
Of course, in dog years, we're even farther away. |
1.2948 |
0.03227 |
329 |
254 |
53 |
22 |
203 |
Someone forgot to turn the moon on again. |
1.2946 |
0.03235 |
336 |
261 |
51 |
24 |
204 |
Sometimes I wonder if there really is a dog. |
1.2945 |
0.03526 |
326 |
262 |
32 |
32 |
205 |
I'm pretty sure that's where they hide the treats. |
1.2941 |
0.03326 |
323 |
252 |
47 |
24 |
206 |
I don't know, but I'm gonna howl at it. |
1.2939 |
0.03135 |
347 |
268 |
56 |
23 |
207 |
Based on Hawking’s theories, that is one hole you don’t want to bury your bones in. |
1.2936 |
0.03154 |
344 |
266 |
55 |
23 |
208 |
They call it a 'Black Hole, and I'm pretty sure the cat did it. |
1.2936 |
0.03259 |
344 |
270 |
47 |
27 |
209 |
I think it's a doggy door |
1.2934 |
0.03109 |
351 |
271 |
57 |
23 |
210 |
Imagine the size of the dog who dug that. |
1.2931 |
0.03239 |
331 |
257 |
51 |
23 |
211 |
I'm all spaced out. Isn't the moon supposed to be there? |
1.2928 |
0.03310 |
304 |
234 |
51 |
19 |
212 |
I know what you’re thinking, but it’s unsniffable. |
1.2921 |
0.03178 |
356 |
279 |
50 |
27 |
213 |
I call that constellation the food bowl. |
1.2919 |
0.03300 |
322 |
251 |
48 |
23 |
214 |
If we howl at a black hole, does anyone hear us? |
1.2914 |
0.03484 |
302 |
238 |
40 |
24 |
215 |
Can’t I bark at it anyway? |
1.2913 |
0.03365 |
309 |
241 |
46 |
22 |
216 |
Cats. I'm sure of it. |
1.2912 |
0.03175 |
340 |
264 |
53 |
23 |
217 |
I toldja. The moon is a hoax. |
1.2910 |
0.03232 |
323 |
250 |
52 |
21 |
218 |
I say we go ahead and howl, anyway! |
1.2909 |
0.03095 |
361 |
281 |
55 |
25 |
219 |
I think that’s the dark side of the frisbee |
1.2907 |
0.03334 |
313 |
244 |
47 |
22 |
220 |
The neighbors complained. |
1.2903 |
0.03261 |
310 |
239 |
52 |
19 |
221 |
Trust me; if we stare at it long enough someone will eventually throw it. |
1.2903 |
0.03221 |
341 |
267 |
49 |
25 |
222 |
That,they say,is where all your favorite tennis balls disappear to. |
1.2901 |
0.03282 |
324 |
253 |
48 |
23 |
223 |
I bet a cat is to blame. |
1.2896 |
0.03091 |
335 |
257 |
59 |
19 |
224 |
Damn that Elon Musk! |
1.2895 |
0.03336 |
304 |
236 |
48 |
20 |
225 |
Don't laugh. Maybe they'll blame it on the cow. |
1.2888 |
0.03329 |
329 |
260 |
43 |
26 |
226 |
It's called Anti-Fetch-Matter |
1.2885 |
0.03047 |
364 |
283 |
57 |
24 |
227 |
I usually howl at the moon. What do we do now? |
1.2884 |
0.03315 |
319 |
250 |
46 |
23 |
228 |
They call is bark matter. |
1.2881 |
0.03537 |
295 |
234 |
37 |
24 |
229 |
So you see, a black hole is where all your chew toys end up. |
1.2878 |
0.03216 |
337 |
264 |
49 |
24 |
230 |
It's the Doggy Door to another dimension. |
1.2875 |
0.03422 |
320 |
255 |
38 |
27 |
231 |
That's new. We should sniff it. |
1.2874 |
0.03133 |
341 |
265 |
54 |
22 |
232 |
Face it, we're just howling into the void. |
1.2867 |
0.03451 |
293 |
230 |
42 |
21 |
233 |
It's the Frisbee constellation. |
1.2866 |
0.03193 |
314 |
242 |
54 |
18 |
234 |
It reminds me of the night we met at the dog park. |
1.2866 |
0.03145 |
321 |
247 |
56 |
18 |
235 |
Reminds me of a dalmatian I once sniffed. |
1.2861 |
0.03190 |
332 |
259 |
51 |
22 |
236 |
It’s going through a phase. |
1.2853 |
0.03092 |
347 |
270 |
55 |
22 |
237 |
Goodnight,Moon. |
1.2852 |
0.03447 |
305 |
242 |
39 |
24 |
238 |
All I see is my empty dog bowl. |
1.2844 |
0.03147 |
320 |
247 |
55 |
18 |
239 |
It's definitely bark matter |
1.2843 |
0.03382 |
313 |
248 |
41 |
24 |
240 |
I would love to meet the dog who dug that one. |
1.2839 |
0.03229 |
317 |
247 |
50 |
20 |
241 |
Relativity speaking,nothing is the matter. |
1.2834 |
0.03432 |
314 |
251 |
37 |
26 |
242 |
I don't know, but I blame cats. |
1.2834 |
0.03268 |
307 |
239 |
49 |
19 |
243 |
This feels like the work of cats |
1.2833 |
0.03321 |
300 |
234 |
47 |
19 |
244 |
I don't see it. What are we howling at? |
1.2832 |
0.03138 |
339 |
265 |
52 |
22 |
245 |
I think we howled too loud. |
1.2827 |
0.03055 |
329 |
253 |
59 |
17 |
246 |
Go ahead. It's a bark hole. |
1.2821 |
0.03229 |
312 |
243 |
50 |
19 |
247 |
Looks like we have an unexpected night off. |
1.2821 |
0.03099 |
312 |
239 |
58 |
15 |
248 |
We'd understand it better if we could just sniff it. |
1.2810 |
0.03171 |
306 |
236 |
54 |
16 |
249 |
Maybe it's how cats got here |
1.2804 |
0.03224 |
321 |
252 |
48 |
21 |
250 |
Well, at least they can't rub our noses in it. |
1.2804 |
0.03372 |
321 |
257 |
38 |
26 |
251 |
Looks like we howled too hard. |
1.2795 |
0.03053 |
347 |
271 |
55 |
21 |
252 |
These eclipses give us nothing to bark at |
1.2792 |
0.03413 |
283 |
222 |
43 |
18 |
253 |
It's a cosmic anomaly accurately predicted by Einstein. Now can we go play fetch? |
1.2791 |
0.03097 |
326 |
253 |
55 |
18 |
254 |
You think the stick is in there? |
1.2789 |
0.03323 |
294 |
230 |
46 |
18 |
255 |
Well, this can't be good. |
1.2789 |
0.03253 |
294 |
228 |
50 |
16 |
256 |
A part of me wants to say something profound about this stellar phenomenon and another part of me wants to bark at it very loudly for no reason at all. |
1.2788 |
0.03285 |
312 |
246 |
45 |
21 |
257 |
And that, my friend, is the ultimate doggy door. |
1.2786 |
0.03510 |
280 |
222 |
38 |
20 |
258 |
We finally scared it away, Fred… |
1.2785 |
0.03257 |
298 |
232 |
49 |
17 |
259 |
Uranus? |
1.2776 |
0.03277 |
317 |
251 |
44 |
22 |
260 |
Makes you realize how insignificant smelling someone's butt is. |
1.2774 |
0.03140 |
328 |
257 |
51 |
20 |
261 |
Did we do that? |
1.2772 |
0.03387 |
267 |
207 |
46 |
14 |
262 |
Don’t ask me. I can’t even figure out why we eat kibble. |
1.2763 |
0.03437 |
304 |
244 |
36 |
24 |
263 |
'Florida Republicans say their ban on full moons prevents young werewolves from 'coming out.'' |
1.2762 |
0.03350 |
315 |
252 |
39 |
24 |
264 |
No sense howling. It's gone now. |
1.2761 |
0.03396 |
297 |
236 |
40 |
21 |
265 |
It’s nice to get a night off every once in a while. |
1.2752 |
0.03179 |
298 |
231 |
52 |
15 |
266 |
Proof that God is a dog. Started digging but could not stop. |
1.2747 |
0.03371 |
273 |
213 |
45 |
15 |
267 |
You howled at it too much! |
1.2745 |
0.03122 |
306 |
237 |
54 |
15 |
268 |
There really is no point Kevin. That's the point. |
1.2744 |
0.03431 |
266 |
208 |
43 |
15 |
269 |
No, I see a food bowl! |
1.2744 |
0.03565 |
277 |
222 |
34 |
21 |
270 |
I can only imagine how spectacular that smells. |
1.2740 |
0.03363 |
292 |
231 |
42 |
19 |
271 |
Yeah, it used to be right there every night. Then Elon Musk bought it and had it relocated to Texas. |
1.2737 |
0.03665 |
274 |
222 |
29 |
23 |
272 |
and finally that’s my favorite constellation…the ball! |
1.2737 |
0.03383 |
285 |
225 |
42 |
18 |
273 |
I knew we shouldn’t have skipped last month. |
1.2734 |
0.03248 |
278 |
215 |
50 |
13 |
274 |
Have you ever hear of Pink Floyd? |
1.2730 |
0.03332 |
282 |
221 |
45 |
16 |
275 |
I’ll be damned, Ralph. Someone finally caught it. |
1.2727 |
0.03388 |
297 |
237 |
39 |
21 |
276 |
Looks like we howled at it one to many times. |
1.2724 |
0.03431 |
279 |
221 |
40 |
18 |
277 |
Finally,all that howling paid off. |
1.2718 |
0.03411 |
298 |
239 |
37 |
22 |
278 |
That, son is where all the missing balls go. |
1.2717 |
0.03433 |
265 |
208 |
42 |
15 |
279 |
Sometimes I feel like I’m just howling into a void. |
1.2712 |
0.03401 |
295 |
236 |
38 |
21 |
280 |
Yeah, I just don’t see it. |
1.2709 |
0.03650 |
251 |
200 |
34 |
17 |
281 |
That's how I felt after I was spayed. |
1.2702 |
0.03225 |
285 |
222 |
49 |
14 |
282 |
I always prefer to look on the bright side. |
1.2702 |
0.03447 |
285 |
228 |
37 |
20 |
283 |
You know we’re going to get blamed for this. |
1.2701 |
0.03391 |
274 |
216 |
42 |
16 |
284 |
That's what happens when too many satellites pee on the same spot. |
1.2699 |
0.03551 |
289 |
235 |
30 |
24 |
285 |
Oh, that one's called Anus Major. |
1.2699 |
0.03551 |
289 |
235 |
30 |
24 |
286 |
Go ahead and howl at it and see what happens… |
1.2696 |
0.03128 |
293 |
227 |
53 |
13 |
287 |
No one will believe the discovery of dark matter by a dog. |
1.2696 |
0.03121 |
319 |
251 |
50 |
18 |
288 |
I think it's the Secret Doggy Door to the next universe. |
1.2695 |
0.03680 |
256 |
206 |
31 |
19 |
289 |
Do you think we howled too much? |
1.2694 |
0.03312 |
297 |
236 |
42 |
19 |
290 |
great use of negative space |
1.2683 |
0.03511 |
246 |
193 |
40 |
13 |
291 |
So, what did you think a black hole would look like ? |
1.2681 |
0.03369 |
276 |
218 |
42 |
16 |
292 |
Dammit, Elon. Stop that. |
1.2679 |
0.03522 |
280 |
226 |
33 |
21 |
293 |
It makes chasing cars feel so trivial. |
1.2675 |
0.03214 |
314 |
250 |
44 |
20 |
294 |
Do you think they'll throw it back? |
1.2671 |
0.03435 |
277 |
221 |
38 |
18 |
295 |
I don't know... Howl at it anyway just to see what happens? |
1.2671 |
0.03484 |
292 |
237 |
32 |
23 |
296 |
I think it's where cats come from. |
1.2669 |
0.03401 |
281 |
224 |
39 |
18 |
297 |
This feels a lot like the “Tennis ball behind the back” trick” |
1.2669 |
0.03286 |
281 |
221 |
45 |
15 |
298 |
Then the evil black hole in the sky sucked up our tennis balls. |
1.2669 |
0.03349 |
296 |
237 |
39 |
20 |
299 |
I guess the cow jump has been canceled. |
1.2667 |
0.03613 |
270 |
219 |
30 |
21 |
300 |
Sure we don’t have anything to howl at, but think of the cow that just lost her job. |
1.2667 |
0.03330 |
285 |
226 |
42 |
17 |
301 |
Maybe it's the dog bowl constellation! |
1.2667 |
0.03457 |
270 |
215 |
38 |
17 |
302 |
And, that's where the ball went? |
1.2667 |
0.03099 |
285 |
220 |
54 |
11 |
303 |
Do you think its saving energy? |
1.2660 |
0.03439 |
297 |
241 |
33 |
23 |
304 |
We'll wait right here until that rabbit pokes his head out. |
1.2659 |
0.03522 |
267 |
214 |
35 |
18 |
305 |
Plop plop fizz fizz |
1.2656 |
0.03712 |
256 |
208 |
28 |
20 |
306 |
So now what do we bark at? |
1.2655 |
0.03251 |
275 |
215 |
47 |
13 |
307 |
I think the ball’s gone, Buddy. |
1.2651 |
0.03225 |
298 |
236 |
45 |
17 |
308 |
Think that's where all our missing tennis balls went? |
1.2649 |
0.03430 |
268 |
213 |
39 |
16 |
309 |
Keep barking until it comes back... |
1.2645 |
0.03551 |
276 |
224 |
31 |
21 |
310 |
So do we howl or not? |
1.2645 |
0.03281 |
276 |
217 |
45 |
14 |
311 |
God, I hate vacuums. |
1.2645 |
0.03399 |
276 |
220 |
39 |
17 |
312 |
What am I supposed to howl at? |
1.2642 |
0.03242 |
265 |
206 |
48 |
11 |
313 |
Maybe we're all just fleas on someone's coat. |
1.2641 |
0.03368 |
284 |
227 |
39 |
18 |
314 |
Should it take this long to reboot after an update? |
1.2641 |
0.03331 |
284 |
226 |
41 |
17 |
315 |
Theoretically it makes tail-catching possible. |
1.2637 |
0.03423 |
273 |
218 |
38 |
17 |
316 |
Looks like we are taking the night off. |
1.2637 |
0.03262 |
273 |
214 |
46 |
13 |
317 |
Who let the stars out? |
1.2636 |
0.03616 |
239 |
190 |
35 |
14 |
318 |
Looks like DIRECTTV is down again. |
1.2634 |
0.03669 |
243 |
195 |
32 |
16 |
319 |
Let's howl at the hole |
1.2633 |
0.03077 |
281 |
217 |
54 |
10 |
320 |
Actually, it reminds me of you. |
1.2632 |
0.03671 |
247 |
199 |
31 |
17 |
321 |
They say when the portal to doggy heaven opens, an endless fleet of Frisbees await within. |
1.2629 |
0.03402 |
251 |
197 |
42 |
12 |
322 |
I guess this means no more tides, menstrual pains, lunar calendars and associated mental disorders. |
1.2628 |
0.03489 |
274 |
221 |
34 |
19 |
323 |
Don't know, don't care. I'll howl at anything with you. |
1.2627 |
0.03457 |
255 |
202 |
39 |
14 |
324 |
Are you talking light years or dog years? |
1.2625 |
0.03754 |
259 |
213 |
24 |
22 |
325 |
Out of the three balls I've lost, this is the one I'll miss the most. |
1.2625 |
0.03420 |
259 |
205 |
40 |
14 |
326 |
It's a ball so dense you can't chew it. |
1.2624 |
0.03149 |
282 |
220 |
50 |
12 |
327 |
I think we should go ahead and howl anyway. |
1.2622 |
0.03159 |
286 |
224 |
49 |
13 |
328 |
You're saying there is a world out there where we're pets? |
1.2622 |
0.03432 |
267 |
213 |
38 |
16 |
329 |
Bark matter |
1.2621 |
0.03613 |
248 |
199 |
33 |
16 |
330 |
I didn't do it. |
1.2614 |
0.03286 |
264 |
207 |
45 |
12 |
331 |
They're out in support of the writers strike. |
1.2612 |
0.03404 |
245 |
192 |
42 |
11 |
332 |
Guess we’re off-duty tonight. |
1.2612 |
0.03453 |
245 |
193 |
40 |
12 |
333 |
Great. What are we supposed to howl at now? |
1.2612 |
0.03296 |
268 |
211 |
44 |
13 |
334 |
A lunar eclipse or a black hole? I don’t know whether to howl or simply stare in awe? |
1.2610 |
0.03054 |
295 |
230 |
53 |
12 |
335 |
What would Lassie do? |
1.2609 |
0.03172 |
299 |
237 |
46 |
16 |
336 |
I think maybe we overdid the howling |
1.2606 |
0.03360 |
284 |
228 |
38 |
18 |
337 |
Well, I guess we could howl at the void. |
1.2602 |
0.03450 |
269 |
216 |
36 |
17 |
338 |
That's our way out. |
1.2601 |
0.03210 |
273 |
214 |
47 |
12 |
339 |
If I weren't a dog, I'd be worried. |
1.2599 |
0.03340 |
277 |
221 |
40 |
16 |
340 |
This opens my evening schedule quite a bit. |
1.2598 |
0.03547 |
254 |
204 |
34 |
16 |
341 |
I think it’s the Water Bowl constellation. |
1.2598 |
0.03268 |
281 |
223 |
43 |
15 |
342 |
Let's howl anyway. |
1.2597 |
0.03421 |
258 |
205 |
39 |
14 |
343 |
I blame the vacuum. |
1.2597 |
0.03240 |
258 |
201 |
47 |
10 |
344 |
I would expect more distortion near the Schwarzschild radius, but what do I know -- I'm just a dog. |
1.2595 |
0.03470 |
262 |
210 |
36 |
16 |
345 |
Do you think there are dogs somewhere out there howling at its bright side? |
1.2591 |
0.03158 |
274 |
214 |
49 |
11 |
346 |
...and it all started with the Big Bark. |
1.2591 |
0.03615 |
247 |
199 |
32 |
16 |
347 |
I’ve always wondered how cats got here. |
1.2590 |
0.03169 |
278 |
218 |
48 |
12 |
348 |
I don't smell anything either. |
1.2589 |
0.03258 |
282 |
224 |
43 |
15 |
349 |
Told you barking works |
1.2588 |
0.03446 |
255 |
203 |
38 |
14 |
350 |
It makes you wonder if a treat is on the other side. |
1.2587 |
0.03150 |
286 |
225 |
48 |
13 |
351 |
What did the Indians do to it? |
1.2587 |
0.03901 |
259 |
218 |
15 |
26 |
352 |
Don't worry. It comes on again. |
1.2582 |
0.03148 |
275 |
215 |
49 |
11 |
353 |
They’ll say, “The dog ate it,” just you wait. |
1.2581 |
0.03602 |
248 |
200 |
32 |
16 |
354 |
One of us is going to get the blame for digging that. |
1.2580 |
0.03248 |
283 |
225 |
43 |
15 |
355 |
Howling into the void isn't as fulfilling as howling at the moon. |
1.2578 |
0.03254 |
287 |
229 |
42 |
16 |
356 |
There! Above the Little Dipper, to the left of the Big Kibble Bowl, it's Orion's Stick. |
1.2578 |
0.03807 |
225 |
182 |
28 |
15 |
357 |
That’s nothing to howl at. |
1.2576 |
0.03362 |
264 |
210 |
40 |
14 |
358 |
There goes the Dog Star. |
1.2574 |
0.03135 |
303 |
241 |
46 |
16 |
359 |
You can't bark at what you can't see. |
1.2574 |
0.03335 |
272 |
217 |
40 |
15 |
360 |
Jump through it, I dare you! |
1.2570 |
0.03356 |
249 |
196 |
42 |
11 |
361 |
Maybe for once, my owner will be the one afraid of the vacuum. |
1.2568 |
0.03553 |
257 |
208 |
32 |
17 |
362 |
Now we really have something to howl about. |
1.2566 |
0.03308 |
265 |
210 |
42 |
13 |
363 |
It's the galaxy MAGA. Just a hole. |
1.2566 |
0.03715 |
265 |
220 |
22 |
23 |
364 |
I don't know the difference between dark matter and dark energy, either. |
1.2566 |
0.03517 |
265 |
215 |
32 |
18 |
365 |
Well, one howl too many and now it's gone. |
1.2565 |
0.03399 |
269 |
216 |
37 |
16 |
366 |
What do you think it smells like? |
1.2564 |
0.03283 |
273 |
217 |
42 |
14 |
367 |
Some say Pluto dug that black hole |
1.2563 |
0.03521 |
277 |
227 |
29 |
21 |
368 |
At least we know where our ball went. |
1.2563 |
0.03456 |
238 |
188 |
39 |
11 |
369 |
I don't think Max is coming back. |
1.2556 |
0.03297 |
266 |
211 |
42 |
13 |
370 |
I wouldn't trust it without getting close enough to sniff it |
1.2552 |
0.03544 |
239 |
191 |
35 |
13 |
371 |
I think, if we back way, way up, we can make it. |
1.2552 |
0.03494 |
239 |
190 |
37 |
12 |
372 |
I don't know whether to howl or get my telescope. |
1.2551 |
0.03091 |
243 |
186 |
52 |
5 |
373 |
I don’t think it’s a frisbee |
1.2551 |
0.03368 |
247 |
195 |
41 |
11 |
374 |
There's nothing more terrifying than a giant vacuum. |
1.2551 |
0.03512 |
247 |
198 |
35 |
14 |
375 |
To howl or not to howl? |
1.2548 |
0.03442 |
259 |
208 |
36 |
15 |
376 |
At least our owner can't blame us for that hole. |
1.2548 |
0.03448 |
263 |
212 |
35 |
16 |
377 |
I don't think we need to worry about climate change anymore. |
1.2545 |
0.03424 |
279 |
227 |
33 |
19 |
378 |
That's gonna put a lot of song writers out of business. |
1.2543 |
0.03815 |
232 |
190 |
25 |
17 |
379 |
Do you see the Dog Star, Son |
1.2542 |
0.03364 |
236 |
185 |
42 |
9 |
380 |
Well, we can't eat it, hump it, or pee on it, so we might as well ponder our existences over it. |
1.2540 |
0.03545 |
248 |
200 |
33 |
15 |
381 |
I guess it just got tired of all the howling. |
1.2540 |
0.03404 |
248 |
197 |
39 |
12 |
382 |
I wonder if that really is the place where all the lost bones go. |
1.2540 |
0.03356 |
248 |
196 |
41 |
11 |
383 |
Don’t worry, I think it’s further away in dog years |
1.2540 |
0.03506 |
252 |
203 |
34 |
15 |
384 |
Wow...wonder how many bones are buried in that black hole? |
1.2539 |
0.03423 |
256 |
205 |
37 |
14 |
385 |
Don’t jump for treats if they throw them up there. |
1.2538 |
0.03113 |
260 |
202 |
50 |
8 |
386 |
Look! It’s the bark side of the moon! |
1.2538 |
0.03721 |
260 |
216 |
22 |
22 |
387 |
Maybe that's where I buried my bone. |
1.2537 |
0.03275 |
268 |
213 |
42 |
13 |
388 |
It’s called a dogstar but I think it’s shedding. |
1.2533 |
0.03696 |
229 |
185 |
30 |
14 |
389 |
Must be moonlighting again. |
1.2532 |
0.03507 |
237 |
189 |
36 |
12 |
390 |
I see that same thing when I walk behind you. |
1.2531 |
0.03573 |
245 |
198 |
32 |
15 |
391 |
See what you’ve done
with all that howling? No we’re going to need a night light |
1.2530 |
0.03533 |
249 |
201 |
33 |
15 |
392 |
That’s Uranus. I recognize the smell. |
1.2530 |
0.03669 |
253 |
208 |
26 |
19 |
393 |
It's not food. Let's go home. |
1.2529 |
0.03375 |
261 |
209 |
38 |
14 |
394 |
I dunno. I can't tell the difference between a black hole and Uranus! |
1.2528 |
0.03466 |
265 |
215 |
33 |
17 |
395 |
That’s where all the lost socks are. |
1.2528 |
0.03466 |
265 |
215 |
33 |
17 |
396 |
Makes it tough to howl at. |
1.2526 |
0.03218 |
285 |
228 |
42 |
15 |
397 |
Legend has it that the one who catches the black frisbee will rule all dogs. |
1.2520 |
0.03526 |
254 |
206 |
32 |
16 |
398 |
Like I said, Doug, There is no there there. |
1.2520 |
0.03391 |
254 |
203 |
38 |
13 |
399 |
You got this. I'll fetch the next one. |
1.2519 |
0.03253 |
270 |
215 |
42 |
13 |
400 |
I hate it when it does that. |
1.2518 |
0.03149 |
278 |
220 |
46 |
12 |
401 |
It's probably just doing a system update. |
1.2510 |
0.03491 |
243 |
195 |
35 |
13 |
402 |
I guess Trump won again |
1.2510 |
0.03638 |
247 |
202 |
28 |
17 |
403 |
I was tired of howling anyway. |
1.2510 |
0.03257 |
247 |
194 |
44 |
9 |
404 |
Oh the black holes I’ve dug in my days.. |
1.2510 |
0.03321 |
251 |
199 |
41 |
11 |
405 |
I just want to sniff it. |
1.2510 |
0.03220 |
263 |
208 |
44 |
11 |
406 |
I knew it. God's a ball. |
1.2510 |
0.03521 |
263 |
215 |
30 |
18 |
407 |
There is a Big Dog (canis major) and a Small Dog(canis minor) lost near the Milky Way. So why are those astronauts instead messing around on the moon? |
1.2510 |
0.03682 |
263 |
219 |
22 |
22 |
408 |
Back in my day, there was something worth howling about. |
1.2509 |
0.03360 |
267 |
215 |
37 |
15 |
409 |
Now what do we do? |
1.2509 |
0.03243 |
271 |
216 |
42 |
13 |
410 |
I wasn’t howling to make it leave. |
1.2509 |
0.03407 |
271 |
220 |
34 |
17 |
411 |
What if God is a cat? |
1.2500 |
0.03534 |
248 |
201 |
32 |
15 |
412 |
I don't know whether to howl or hide. |
1.2500 |
0.03264 |
268 |
214 |
41 |
13 |
413 |
Now what are we supposed to do? |
1.2500 |
0.03321 |
256 |
204 |
40 |
12 |
414 |
Try a long mournful howl. It might come back. |
1.2500 |
0.03574 |
244 |
198 |
31 |
15 |
415 |
All I did was lift my leg. How was I to know it would create a black hole. |
1.2500 |
0.03527 |
244 |
197 |
33 |
14 |
416 |
Bezos bought it. |
1.2500 |
0.03638 |
208 |
165 |
34 |
9 |
417 |
Oh, great. We're the first dogs to land on the moon and then the earth disappears. |
1.2500 |
0.03549 |
232 |
186 |
34 |
12 |
418 |
It's Spot, the Dog Star. |
1.2500 |
0.03713 |
244 |
201 |
25 |
18 |
419 |
It’s a X-ray of Trump’s brain. |
1.2500 |
0.03800 |
228 |
187 |
25 |
16 |
420 |
Maybe we howled too loud... |
1.2500 |
0.03295 |
248 |
196 |
42 |
10 |
421 |
Howl at the stars, they said... But we got mooned instead! |
1.2500 |
0.03518 |
240 |
193 |
34 |
13 |
422 |
Somehow a howl just doesn't seem to capture the moment. |
1.2500 |
0.03279 |
244 |
192 |
43 |
9 |
423 |
Let's bay and see if it lights up. |
1.2491 |
0.03385 |
273 |
222 |
34 |
17 |
424 |
No ball is tto far to fetch, Son. |
1.2491 |
0.03153 |
265 |
209 |
46 |
10 |
425 |
That's where the Dog Star does its business. |
1.2491 |
0.03330 |
265 |
213 |
38 |
14 |
426 |
My urge to sniff it is almost overwhelming. |
1.2491 |
0.03538 |
265 |
218 |
28 |
19 |
427 |
I'd like to get inside and take a closer sniff. |
1.2491 |
0.03456 |
265 |
216 |
32 |
17 |
428 |
Did the cow knock it over? |
1.2490 |
0.03391 |
253 |
203 |
37 |
13 |
429 |
It’s called a black hole. It’s where all squirrels wind up. |
1.2490 |
0.03608 |
245 |
200 |
29 |
16 |
430 |
For every tennis ball that is lost, a new star is made. |
1.2490 |
0.03650 |
241 |
197 |
28 |
16 |
431 |
Oh, just admit it, when it was up there, howling was also pointless. |
1.2489 |
0.03645 |
237 |
193 |
29 |
15 |
432 |
It's probably just a blown fuse." |
1.2489 |
0.03721 |
221 |
179 |
29 |
13 |
433 |
I think it’s your turn to fetch the ball. |
1.2488 |
0.03711 |
217 |
175 |
30 |
12 |
434 |
To bay or not to bay. Is that the question? |
1.2481 |
0.03439 |
262 |
213 |
33 |
16 |
435 |
You might see a black hole. I see the best doggie door in the universe. |
1.2481 |
0.03433 |
258 |
209 |
34 |
15 |
436 |
That, my boy, is the Oreo Constellation. |
1.2480 |
0.03554 |
250 |
204 |
30 |
16 |
437 |
It never fails, you're working up a good howl and wham...lunar eclipse! |
1.2480 |
0.03730 |
246 |
204 |
23 |
19 |
438 |
Paws and reflect |
1.2479 |
0.03443 |
242 |
194 |
36 |
12 |
439 |
Did you know that Einstein’s theory of relativity predicted the existence of black holes.” “God spelled backwards is dog. |
1.2476 |
0.03608 |
210 |
167 |
34 |
9 |
440 |
That's one way to shut us up. |
1.2475 |
0.03701 |
202 |
161 |
32 |
9 |
441 |
I don't know whether to howl or wake up an astronomer. |
1.2473 |
0.03480 |
279 |
231 |
27 |
21 |
442 |
It's just a lunar eclipse. We can still howl. |
1.2471 |
0.03546 |
255 |
209 |
29 |
17 |
443 |
Well, the gravitational radius is a physical parameter in the Schwarzschild solution to Einstein's field equations that corresponds to the radius defining the event horizon of a Schwarzschild black hole |
1.2469 |
0.03713 |
239 |
197 |
25 |
17 |
444 |
It looks Republican. |
1.2466 |
0.03745 |
223 |
182 |
27 |
14 |
445 |
Before the meteor hits, you need to know the truth. I actually kind of like cats. |
1.2466 |
0.03465 |
223 |
177 |
37 |
9 |
446 |
Like the cartoonist, I’m drawing a blank. |
1.2464 |
0.03894 |
211 |
173 |
24 |
14 |
447 |
My proposed entries for this week’s New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest:
“There is a hole at the center of our galaxy...and I believe that hole is filled with peanut butter." |
1.2461 |
0.03784 |
256 |
216 |
17 |
23 |
448 |
It's a hole. It's black. There's definitely rats in there, maybe even squirrels. |
1.2460 |
0.03344 |
252 |
202 |
38 |
12 |
449 |
Remember when baying at the moon wasn’t just an empty gesture? |
1.2458 |
0.03405 |
240 |
192 |
37 |
11 |
450 |
Sometimes I look up and wonder if there really is a DOG |
1.2458 |
0.03792 |
236 |
196 |
22 |
18 |
451 |
Smells go in but nothing comes out |
1.2457 |
0.03588 |
232 |
188 |
31 |
13 |
452 |
If it pulls in table scraps, we’re done for. |
1.2456 |
0.03068 |
281 |
223 |
47 |
11 |
453 |
For some reason, howling at a black hole doesn't carry the same cachet as howling at the moon. |
1.2455 |
0.03551 |
220 |
176 |
34 |
10 |
454 |
It's 700 light years or about 100 dog years away. |
1.2453 |
0.03446 |
265 |
217 |
31 |
17 |
455 |
If only we could sniff it. |
1.2451 |
0.03389 |
257 |
208 |
35 |
14 |
456 |
We finally scared it off! |
1.2448 |
0.03542 |
241 |
196 |
31 |
14 |
457 |
Dog gone….it. |
1.2448 |
0.03443 |
241 |
194 |
35 |
12 |
458 |
Makes cats seem insignificant, huh? |
1.2448 |
0.03542 |
241 |
196 |
31 |
14 |
459 |
Talk about cancel culture |
1.2448 |
0.03392 |
241 |
193 |
37 |
11 |
460 |
That's the Great Ball constellation. Our ancestors believed it was the ultimate reward for being a good boy. |
1.2445 |
0.03617 |
229 |
186 |
30 |
13 |
461 |
It's nice to know that Spot is in heaven now. |
1.2445 |
0.03564 |
229 |
185 |
32 |
12 |
462 |
It kinda puts the hole we dug into perspective. |
1.2444 |
0.03661 |
225 |
183 |
29 |
13 |
463 |
It's just going through a phase. |
1.2443 |
0.03536 |
221 |
177 |
34 |
10 |
464 |
Well, they turned it off. Now what? |
1.2442 |
0.03579 |
217 |
174 |
33 |
10 |
465 |
It confirms my holistic approach to astrophysics. |
1.2442 |
0.03377 |
258 |
209 |
35 |
14 |
466 |
I think barking actually worked. |
1.2441 |
0.03367 |
254 |
205 |
36 |
13 |
467 |
Its a sign from Dog. |
1.2440 |
0.03854 |
209 |
171 |
25 |
13 |
468 |
yes, the galactic doggy door. |
1.2440 |
0.03356 |
250 |
201 |
37 |
12 |
469 |
Still doubt the existence of Dog? |
1.2440 |
0.03404 |
250 |
202 |
35 |
13 |
470 |
Black tennis ball! Heading your way! |
1.2439 |
0.03653 |
205 |
164 |
32 |
9 |
471 |
There has to be more to life than chasing balls. |
1.2437 |
0.03258 |
238 |
188 |
42 |
8 |
472 |
Should we bark or howl. |
1.2436 |
0.02975 |
275 |
216 |
51 |
8 |
473 |
I see a toilet bowl, but that may just be me. |
1.2436 |
0.03509 |
234 |
189 |
33 |
12 |
474 |
Einstein was right! |
1.2436 |
0.03456 |
234 |
188 |
35 |
11 |
475 |
Sometimes I ask myself "What does 'fetch' really mean?" |
1.2436 |
0.03560 |
234 |
190 |
31 |
13 |
476 |
First the mail man, now you scared away the moon. |
1.2436 |
0.03612 |
234 |
191 |
29 |
14 |
477 |
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK |
1.2434 |
0.04103 |
226 |
193 |
11 |
22 |
478 |
I prefer the other side. |
1.2432 |
0.03580 |
222 |
179 |
32 |
11 |
479 |
They're going to blame me. They always do. |
1.2432 |
0.03801 |
222 |
183 |
24 |
15 |
480 |
Even off leash, I still feel a pull” |
1.2432 |
0.03365 |
259 |
210 |
35 |
14 |
481 |
Wow! The Black Hole seems really close tonight. |
1.2430 |
0.03148 |
251 |
198 |
45 |
8 |
482 |
Dang, and I was really looking forward to howling tonight. |
1.2428 |
0.03515 |
243 |
198 |
31 |
14 |
483 |
The last dog that sniffed it was never seen again. |
1.2428 |
0.03515 |
243 |
198 |
31 |
14 |
484 |
It's a sirius problem. Since we spotted it I think we should call it the dog star, not the dark star. |
1.2427 |
0.03506 |
239 |
194 |
32 |
13 |
485 |
Yeah, where did the tennis ball go? |
1.2426 |
0.03443 |
235 |
189 |
35 |
11 |
486 |
It's definitely a Frisbee. Stay ready. |
1.2426 |
0.03495 |
235 |
190 |
33 |
12 |
487 |
I have an irrepressible urge to sniff it. |
1.2423 |
0.03526 |
260 |
215 |
27 |
18 |
488 |
Tonight's howlfest is hereby cancelled! |
1.2423 |
0.03523 |
227 |
183 |
33 |
11 |
489 |
It worked! |
1.2421 |
0.03332 |
252 |
203 |
37 |
12 |
490 |
Don’t you wish you could just smell it? |
1.2419 |
0.03416 |
248 |
201 |
34 |
13 |
491 |
So much for an otherwise good night to howl at the moon." |
1.2418 |
0.03502 |
244 |
199 |
31 |
14 |
492 |
There is no escaping it. Black holes are the beginning of the end of the universe. It makes drinking from the toilet bowl seem trivial. |
1.2415 |
0.03489 |
207 |
164 |
36 |
7 |
493 |
Whoever dug that hole, respect! |
1.2415 |
0.03621 |
207 |
166 |
32 |
9 |
494 |
Okay, so let's howl at the stars, instead. |
1.2415 |
0.03634 |
236 |
194 |
27 |
15 |
495 |
Someday I hope to dig a hole that deep. |
1.2415 |
0.03584 |
236 |
193 |
29 |
14 |
496 |
Bark anyway. |
1.2415 |
0.03430 |
236 |
190 |
35 |
11 |
497 |
I warned you about your howling at the moon! |
1.2414 |
0.03342 |
261 |
212 |
35 |
14 |
498 |
I don't know why he would throw the ball that far... |
1.2414 |
0.03342 |
261 |
212 |
35 |
14 |
499 |
I used to howl, but now I just enjoy staring into the abyss. |
1.2414 |
0.03627 |
232 |
190 |
28 |
14 |
500 |
I suppose we can still howl. |
1.2412 |
0.03144 |
257 |
204 |
44 |
9 |
501 |
Don't you feel proud that all those years of loud, incessant barking were not in vain? |
1.2405 |
0.03469 |
237 |
192 |
33 |
12 |
502 |
I'm not howling at that thing |
1.2405 |
0.03256 |
237 |
188 |
41 |
8 |
503 |
That'll put a stop to the howling. |
1.2403 |
0.03347 |
233 |
186 |
38 |
9 |
504 |
Do you think we scared it off? |
1.2403 |
0.03401 |
233 |
187 |
36 |
10 |
505 |
Maybe it went wherever Dave goes during the day. |
1.2402 |
0.03656 |
229 |
188 |
27 |
14 |
506 |
Of course I miss it, but between you and me, I’ve always just been howling into the void. |
1.2398 |
0.03748 |
221 |
182 |
25 |
14 |
507 |
I told you not to howl at it. |
1.2395 |
0.03606 |
238 |
196 |
27 |
15 |
508 |
Not sure if we should howl or whimper. |
1.2394 |
0.03483 |
213 |
170 |
35 |
8 |
509 |
Sammy's no longer with us, but his ball is up there forever. |
1.2392 |
0.03590 |
209 |
168 |
32 |
9 |
510 |
You really should have caught that ball... |
1.2391 |
0.03536 |
230 |
187 |
31 |
12 |
511 |
Let's throw the cat in there. |
1.2391 |
0.03427 |
230 |
185 |
35 |
10 |
512 |
I guess our howling days are over. |
1.2391 |
0.03482 |
230 |
186 |
33 |
11 |
513 |
Guess we barked at the moon one too many times! |
1.2389 |
0.03523 |
226 |
183 |
32 |
11 |
514 |
It may look like a blackhole, but it smells like Uranus. |
1.2389 |
0.03578 |
226 |
184 |
30 |
12 |
515 |
I don't know. I need to smell it to have a better idea. |
1.2389 |
0.03368 |
247 |
200 |
35 |
12 |
516 |
Remember that bone you couldn’t find? |
1.2387 |
0.03622 |
222 |
181 |
29 |
12 |
517 |
Do we howl at a New Moon? |
1.2387 |
0.03198 |
243 |
193 |
42 |
8 |
518 |
It’s where lost tennis balls go. |
1.2385 |
0.03391 |
239 |
193 |
35 |
11 |
519 |
I dunno...you tell me...howl at it or run and hide in the closet? |
1.2385 |
0.03592 |
239 |
197 |
27 |
15 |
520 |
Because that is what a blue moon looks like when you are color-blind. |
1.2383 |
0.03829 |
214 |
177 |
23 |
14 |
521 |
So this is the dark side? |
1.2383 |
0.03635 |
235 |
194 |
26 |
15 |
522 |
I betcha the ball's in there... |
1.2381 |
0.03522 |
231 |
188 |
31 |
12 |
523 |
I'm told that humans don't see it, but the wolves have been freaking out about it for years. |
1.2381 |
0.03244 |
231 |
183 |
41 |
7 |
524 |
Maybe just whimper at it. |
1.2379 |
0.03396 |
227 |
182 |
36 |
9 |
525 |
Was I that off-key? |
1.2379 |
0.03509 |
227 |
184 |
32 |
11 |
526 |
We finally did it |
1.2379 |
0.03685 |
206 |
167 |
29 |
10 |
527 |
This might be my stomach talking, but all I see is an empty food bowl. |
1.2377 |
0.03340 |
265 |
217 |
33 |
15 |
528 |
Well, what are supposed to bark at now? |
1.2376 |
0.03460 |
202 |
160 |
36 |
6 |
529 |
Siriusly? A black hole consumed Canis Major? Well, I'll be doggone! |
1.2375 |
0.03378 |
240 |
194 |
35 |
11 |
530 |
Some say that’s where all bones end up. |
1.2375 |
0.03378 |
240 |
194 |
35 |
11 |
531 |
Hunt continues for missing Pluto. |
1.2374 |
0.03874 |
219 |
183 |
20 |
16 |
532 |
Humans call it a "Black Hole" .
I just call it a "Woof Woof". |
1.2372 |
0.03402 |
253 |
207 |
32 |
14 |
533 |
When is this guy gonna throw it? |
1.2372 |
0.03493 |
253 |
209 |
28 |
16 |
534 |
This is complete lunacy. |
1.2370 |
0.03745 |
211 |
173 |
26 |
12 |
535 |
I told you this would happen! You howled too loudly and scared it away! |
1.2370 |
0.03496 |
211 |
169 |
34 |
8 |
536 |
So, that's what the dark side of the moon looks like! |
1.2369 |
0.03294 |
249 |
201 |
37 |
11 |
537 |
I told you not to overdo it! |
1.2367 |
0.03329 |
245 |
198 |
36 |
11 |
538 |
Uh oh , did I do that? |
1.2367 |
0.03329 |
245 |
198 |
36 |
11 |
539 |
I bet you that's where all the lost balls go. |
1.2366 |
0.03479 |
224 |
181 |
33 |
10 |
540 |
I don't know....I'm a dog. |
1.2366 |
0.03479 |
224 |
181 |
33 |
10 |
541 |
I hate it when they hide the ball. |
1.2364 |
0.03212 |
220 |
173 |
42 |
5 |
542 |
They use to fall on Alabama |
1.2364 |
0.03636 |
220 |
180 |
28 |
12 |
543 |
Dude, are you Sirius? |
1.2364 |
0.03461 |
220 |
177 |
34 |
9 |
544 |
I did my thesis on black holes at Obedience School. |
1.2362 |
0.04027 |
199 |
166 |
19 |
14 |
545 |
Now you're done it, I told you to howl..........not bark! |
1.2362 |
0.03524 |
271 |
228 |
22 |
21 |
546 |
As long as the dog star is still there, we're good. |
1.2361 |
0.03650 |
233 |
193 |
25 |
15 |
547 |
It's what first inspired me to bark at nothing in particular. |
1.2361 |
0.03650 |
233 |
193 |
25 |
15 |
548 |
We really hit that harmonic, didn't we! |
1.2360 |
0.03132 |
250 |
199 |
43 |
8 |
549 |
First time I came out here, I still had testicles. |
1.2359 |
0.04020 |
195 |
162 |
20 |
13 |
550 |
Now you’ve done it. |
1.2358 |
0.03367 |
246 |
200 |
34 |
12 |
551 |
And that's where poor Pluto ended up. |
1.2356 |
0.03716 |
208 |
170 |
27 |
11 |
552 |
You see a ball. I see a wormhole to a world without yokes of obedience. |
1.2356 |
0.03633 |
225 |
185 |
27 |
13 |
553 |
Maybe he'll consider this more important than taking me to get fixed tomorrow. |
1.2351 |
0.03172 |
251 |
201 |
41 |
9 |
554 |
Well, I guess the cow ate the moon this time |
1.2347 |
0.03713 |
213 |
175 |
26 |
12 |
555 |
That's the constellation Canis Inanis Patera, empty dog bowl. |
1.2347 |
0.03592 |
213 |
173 |
30 |
10 |
556 |
Wow, I can't believe somebody finally fetched it. |
1.2347 |
0.03772 |
213 |
176 |
24 |
13 |
557 |
This looks serious. |
1.2346 |
0.03289 |
243 |
196 |
37 |
10 |
558 |
What are the odds that it squeaks when you bite it? |
1.2346 |
0.03391 |
243 |
198 |
33 |
12 |
559 |
‘I think we howled at the moon too hard Chuck’ |
1.2346 |
0.03538 |
243 |
201 |
27 |
15 |
560 |
That? Evidently, 2023 is the 50th anniversary of an old Pink Floyd album. |
1.2344 |
0.03882 |
209 |
174 |
21 |
14 |
561 |
I can't believe we finally scared it away. |
1.2343 |
0.03377 |
239 |
194 |
34 |
11 |
562 |
Maybe one day we too will chew a hole in the fabric of space-time. |
1.2343 |
0.03325 |
239 |
193 |
36 |
10 |
563 |
Is it just me, or are you dying to put your nose in it? |
1.2343 |
0.03579 |
239 |
198 |
26 |
15 |
564 |
No better proof there are dogs in heaven. |
1.2340 |
0.03361 |
235 |
190 |
35 |
10 |
565 |
Larry, how’d you DO that? |
1.2340 |
0.03361 |
235 |
190 |
35 |
10 |
566 |
Scientists theorize passing through one of those leads into another dimension where humans can talk. |
1.2339 |
0.03709 |
218 |
180 |
25 |
13 |
567 |
Now I know what they mean by "there's no there there." |
1.2338 |
0.03733 |
201 |
164 |
27 |
10 |
568 |
Shouldn't we have turned back into humans by now? |
1.2337 |
0.03492 |
261 |
218 |
25 |
18 |
569 |
Now I feel kind of guilty about all the howling. |
1.2336 |
0.03814 |
214 |
178 |
22 |
14 |
570 |
Oh no, are we going to get blamed for that hole too? |
1.2336 |
0.03620 |
244 |
204 |
23 |
17 |
571 |
What if we're the only planet with cheese on it? |
1.2335 |
0.03380 |
227 |
183 |
35 |
9 |
572 |
Somewhere out there someone is contemplating whether dogs exist. |
1.2333 |
0.03365 |
240 |
195 |
34 |
11 |
573 |
Reminds me of a butt I sniffed once. |
1.2333 |
0.03566 |
240 |
199 |
26 |
15 |
574 |
It almost feels like you could stretch right up and sniff it. |
1.2332 |
0.03419 |
223 |
180 |
34 |
9 |
575 |
We didn’t even get to bay goodbye. |
1.2329 |
0.03232 |
249 |
201 |
38 |
10 |
576 |
I wish we could fetch it. |
1.2324 |
0.03454 |
241 |
198 |
30 |
13 |
577 |
What are we supposed to howl at now...? |
1.2322 |
0.03606 |
211 |
172 |
29 |
10 |
578 |
I guess this means we're off tonight. |
1.2321 |
0.03346 |
224 |
180 |
36 |
8 |
579 |
It's like a doggie door, but for people. |
1.2319 |
0.03778 |
207 |
171 |
24 |
12 |
580 |
Maybe we overdid the barking at the moon thing. |
1.2318 |
0.03621 |
220 |
181 |
27 |
12 |
581 |
That, my boy, is the black hole in the universe where all lost socks and buried bones go. |
1.2318 |
0.03505 |
220 |
179 |
31 |
10 |
582 |
Probably a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum. |
1.2318 |
0.03678 |
220 |
182 |
25 |
13 |
583 |
Oops, we messed up! |
1.2315 |
0.03565 |
203 |
164 |
31 |
8 |
584 |
What's the opposite of howling? |
1.2314 |
0.03732 |
229 |
192 |
21 |
16 |
585 |
I wouldn't even try. I know three cows that were badly injured trying to jump over the moon. |
1.2314 |
0.03411 |
229 |
186 |
33 |
10 |
586 |
Don't worry - it's just amore |
1.2314 |
0.03339 |
242 |
197 |
34 |
11 |
587 |
They say that if a ball gets lost in there it never comes back. |
1.2311 |
0.03399 |
212 |
170 |
35 |
7 |
588 |
Ever think we're but just a sprinkle on one very huge donut? |
1.2311 |
0.03376 |
238 |
194 |
33 |
11 |
589 |
You simply cannot be Sirius. |
1.2311 |
0.03428 |
238 |
195 |
31 |
12 |
590 |
I know it's a 'black hole', but what's it doing up there!? |
1.2308 |
0.03360 |
234 |
190 |
34 |
10 |
591 |
It’s called a new moon. It's when we see the side of the moon that’s not lit up by the sun, so the moon blends in with the dark night sky. But it’s still the moon, so yeah, you can howl at it if you want. |
1.2305 |
0.03526 |
243 |
202 |
26 |
15 |
592 |
it's the end of all kibble |
1.2304 |
0.03409 |
217 |
175 |
34 |
8 |
593 |
It does absorb everything, even your attention. |
1.2302 |
0.03342 |
252 |
207 |
32 |
13 |
594 |
Well, that’s one ball we’ll never be able to fetch. |
1.2301 |
0.03363 |
239 |
195 |
33 |
11 |
595 |
Look,George,there appears to be a way out. |
1.2301 |
0.03415 |
239 |
196 |
31 |
12 |
596 |
Where'd it go? |
1.2301 |
0.03436 |
226 |
184 |
32 |
10 |
597 |
At this point, I don't think barking is going to help. |
1.2300 |
0.03385 |
213 |
171 |
35 |
7 |
598 |
Rumor has it, that's where vacuum cleaners come from. |
1.2300 |
0.03757 |
213 |
177 |
23 |
13 |
599 |
That star is named after us? Are you Sirius |
1.2297 |
0.03357 |
222 |
179 |
35 |
8 |
600 |
Bad God! |
1.2297 |
0.03417 |
222 |
180 |
33 |
9 |
601 |
Maybe that one is for the cats to meow at? |
1.2297 |
0.03357 |
222 |
179 |
35 |
8 |
602 |
Was this a scheduled outage? |
1.2292 |
0.03834 |
192 |
158 |
24 |
10 |
603 |
Just when I had perfected my howling. |
1.2291 |
0.03534 |
227 |
187 |
28 |
12 |
604 |
And that,my dear Spot,is the universe in a butthole. |
1.2291 |
0.03365 |
227 |
184 |
34 |
9 |
605 |
I think that's where our red ball went. |
1.2291 |
0.03365 |
227 |
184 |
34 |
9 |
606 |
Nice trick Sparky, but how do you make it come back? |
1.2290 |
0.03560 |
214 |
175 |
29 |
10 |
607 |
I believe it’s called Bark Matter |
1.2290 |
0.03621 |
214 |
176 |
27 |
11 |
608 |
If you see something, say something. |
1.2288 |
0.03492 |
236 |
195 |
28 |
13 |
609 |
Undo, undo, undo! |
1.2286 |
0.03499 |
245 |
204 |
26 |
15 |
610 |
So much for barking at the moon. |
1.2286 |
0.03541 |
210 |
171 |
30 |
9 |
611 |
I dunno. Howl at the moon-shaped void, I guess. |
1.2286 |
0.03410 |
210 |
169 |
34 |
7 |
612 |
The constellation Fetch. |
1.2284 |
0.03315 |
232 |
188 |
35 |
9 |
613 |
Well, nothing good lasts |
1.2284 |
0.03624 |
197 |
160 |
29 |
8 |
614 |
Do you want to wait until it gets brighter or start howling now? |
1.2283 |
0.03255 |
219 |
175 |
38 |
6 |
615 |
Yes, there are Frisbees in heaven |
1.2282 |
0.03518 |
206 |
167 |
31 |
8 |
616 |
I knew we would scare it some day |
1.2279 |
0.03666 |
215 |
178 |
25 |
12 |
617 |
"I got into such trouble for digging that hole. |
1.2278 |
0.03375 |
237 |
194 |
32 |
11 |
618 |
I knew they didn't like us howling at the moon, but this seems a little extreme. |
1.2277 |
0.03448 |
224 |
183 |
31 |
10 |
619 |
Jesus, Toto, you said those were CBD biscuits. I'm never coming to you for edibles again. |
1.2275 |
0.03589 |
211 |
173 |
28 |
10 |
620 |
Yes, it's only a black hole but try to appreciate the gravity of this matter. |
1.2275 |
0.03589 |
211 |
173 |
28 |
10 |
621 |
It's probably stuck under the sofa with the rest of them. |
1.2275 |
0.03713 |
211 |
175 |
24 |
12 |
622 |
Ball or Black Hole? Ball or Black Hole? The existential canine question... |
1.2275 |
0.03519 |
233 |
193 |
27 |
13 |
623 |
Son, most think God is a Dalmation, but we really can't tell from just this end. |
1.2275 |
0.03571 |
233 |
194 |
25 |
14 |
624 |
Nothing to howl about I guess. |
1.2273 |
0.03489 |
220 |
180 |
30 |
10 |
625 |
Remember, to the humans it's a black hole in space, to us it's completely meaningless!" |
1.2273 |
0.03429 |
220 |
179 |
32 |
9 |
626 |
His last words were, "Beam me up, Scottie!" |
1.2273 |
0.03622 |
242 |
204 |
21 |
17 |
627 |
Look! The O-Zone! |
1.2271 |
0.03162 |
229 |
183 |
40 |
6 |
628 |
I like to imagine that some day, our species will be advanced enough to to travel there and give it a really good sniff. |
1.2271 |
0.03561 |
229 |
190 |
26 |
13 |
629 |
I just see an empty food bowl. |
1.2269 |
0.03591 |
216 |
178 |
27 |
11 |
630 |
Looks like India spilled its ink. |
1.2269 |
0.03591 |
216 |
178 |
27 |
11 |
631 |
There, you see it? My favorite constellation: Tennis Ball. |
1.2269 |
0.03530 |
216 |
177 |
29 |
10 |
632 |
Don't worry, it usually turns up over Miami. |
1.2267 |
0.03548 |
225 |
186 |
27 |
12 |
633 |
It's like God turned his back on us...and then bent over." |
1.2267 |
0.03603 |
225 |
187 |
25 |
13 |
634 |
I just want My Moon |
1.2266 |
0.03615 |
203 |
166 |
28 |
9 |
635 |
So what the hell are we supposed to howl at now? |
1.2264 |
0.03446 |
212 |
172 |
32 |
8 |
636 |
Well? Is it something or nothing? |
1.2261 |
0.03591 |
199 |
162 |
29 |
8 |
637 |
There's your proof. Some dog dug that hole. |
1.2261 |
0.03438 |
230 |
189 |
30 |
11 |
638 |
Should we...should we still howl? |
1.2261 |
0.03438 |
230 |
189 |
30 |
11 |
639 |
No, you go fetch |
1.2260 |
0.03883 |
177 |
145 |
24 |
8 |
640 |
That’s where all our testicles go. |
1.2260 |
0.03682 |
208 |
172 |
25 |
11 |
641 |
That’s the constellation Empty Food Bowl. |
1.2260 |
0.03682 |
208 |
172 |
25 |
11 |
642 |
We have the wolves to thank for this. |
1.2258 |
0.03693 |
217 |
181 |
23 |
13 |
643 |
And that constellation is the great fetcher and that one's the fire hydrant of destiny and that's the woman who scratches bellies... |
1.2256 |
0.03850 |
195 |
162 |
22 |
11 |
644 |
That would be an ideal location to bury a bone. |
1.2255 |
0.03492 |
235 |
195 |
27 |
13 |
645 |
I could have sworn the rubber ball was right there. |
1.2255 |
0.03531 |
204 |
166 |
30 |
8 |
646 |
Well this is new... |
1.2255 |
0.03599 |
204 |
167 |
28 |
9 |
647 |
It's only a paper moon... |
1.2254 |
0.03941 |
173 |
142 |
23 |
8 |
648 |
I blame the cats. |
1.2254 |
0.03496 |
213 |
174 |
30 |
9 |
649 |
I believe that is where our lost balls go. |
1.2254 |
0.03681 |
213 |
177 |
24 |
12 |
650 |
And we get blamed for lost socks.. |
1.2253 |
0.03964 |
182 |
151 |
21 |
10 |
651 |
My momma told me that dark spot was for cats and squirrels and when we die we can go there and chase them all day. |
1.2253 |
0.03887 |
182 |
150 |
23 |
9 |
652 |
And you thought our howling was meaningless. |
1.2252 |
0.03460 |
222 |
182 |
30 |
10 |
653 |
And that, my son, is what happens when you let billionaires go to space... |
1.2252 |
0.03850 |
222 |
189 |
16 |
17 |
654 |
Is that where our humans went? |
1.2251 |
0.03687 |
191 |
156 |
27 |
8 |
655 |
I can't tell what it is. Its too far away to sniff. |
1.2251 |
0.03424 |
231 |
190 |
30 |
11 |
656 |
If little Timmy falls into that, it can just keep him. |
1.2250 |
0.03645 |
200 |
164 |
27 |
9 |
657 |
I still think we should howl at it. |
1.2250 |
0.03358 |
200 |
160 |
35 |
5 |
658 |
Ah, nothing like howling at a Black Hole. |
1.2249 |
0.03538 |
209 |
171 |
29 |
9 |
659 |
I really don't know... But let's see if breakfast is ready |
1.2249 |
0.03603 |
209 |
172 |
27 |
10 |
660 |
Now we have to ponder a space-time continuum? I prefer the old days when we simply howled at the moon. |
1.2248 |
0.03501 |
218 |
179 |
29 |
10 |
661 |
It's an unsniffable mystery! |
1.2248 |
0.03251 |
218 |
175 |
37 |
6 |
662 |
Apparently we're getting a new moon. |
1.2248 |
0.03501 |
218 |
179 |
29 |
10 |
663 |
I think they turned it off so we would stop howling. |
1.2247 |
0.03407 |
227 |
186 |
31 |
10 |
664 |
I said to howl at it, not hollow it! |
1.2247 |
0.03574 |
227 |
189 |
25 |
13 |
665 |
Of course I’d sniff it. |
1.2247 |
0.03519 |
227 |
188 |
27 |
12 |
666 |
A black hole, Jerry! No better place to hide our bones |
1.2244 |
0.03649 |
205 |
169 |
26 |
10 |
667 |
Dog years . . . light years . . . whatever. We'll never get there." |
1.2243 |
0.03605 |
214 |
177 |
26 |
11 |
668 |
Do you understand the gravity of this situation ? |
1.2243 |
0.03481 |
214 |
175 |
30 |
9 |
669 |
I’m not sure how, but it’s probably our fault. |
1.2239 |
0.03696 |
201 |
166 |
25 |
10 |
670 |
Well, looks like it finally heard us. |
1.2239 |
0.03696 |
201 |
166 |
25 |
10 |
671 |
I'm strangely attracted to it |
1.2238 |
0.03587 |
210 |
173 |
27 |
10 |
672 |
Doggone it! Fido did it! He fetched the moon! |
1.2237 |
0.03605 |
219 |
182 |
25 |
12 |
673 |
Should we howl at it anyway? |
1.2237 |
0.03662 |
219 |
183 |
23 |
13 |
674 |
Do we still howl at it? |
1.2237 |
0.03364 |
219 |
178 |
33 |
8 |
675 |
Maybe one day AI will convert light years to dog years. |
1.2237 |
0.03450 |
228 |
188 |
29 |
11 |
676 |
‘Heads’ it’s an eclipse, ‘tails’ it’s a black hole |
1.2234 |
0.03719 |
188 |
154 |
26 |
8 |
677 |
It makes all my insignificant problems even more insignificant. |
1.2234 |
0.03676 |
197 |
162 |
26 |
9 |
678 |
What do you suppose is on the other side of that doggy door? |
1.2233 |
0.03697 |
206 |
171 |
24 |
11 |
679 |
There's a Van Gogh meets Hawking quality about it. |
1.2233 |
0.03528 |
215 |
177 |
28 |
10 |
680 |
I wonder if that's where they go after we're neutered... |
1.2232 |
0.03658 |
224 |
188 |
22 |
14 |
681 |
We could howl, but what's the point. |
1.2232 |
0.03432 |
224 |
184 |
30 |
10 |
682 |
So that's the dark side, huh? |
1.2232 |
0.03557 |
233 |
195 |
24 |
14 |
683 |
I’m trying to decide if it’s worth howling at an optical illusion. |
1.2228 |
0.03473 |
202 |
164 |
31 |
7 |
684 |
The Tennis Ball nebula? It’s to the right of the Big Hydrant. |
1.2228 |
0.03746 |
202 |
168 |
23 |
11 |
685 |
It's like we're sniffing the rear end of infinity. |
1.2227 |
0.03875 |
211 |
179 |
17 |
15 |
686 |
They can put a dog on the moon, Ed, but they can't make a decent vegan kibble. |
1.2227 |
0.03351 |
220 |
179 |
33 |
8 |
687 |
Maybe that's just its dark side...? |
1.2227 |
0.03436 |
229 |
189 |
29 |
11 |
688 |
It's a dog-eat-dog galaxy out there, Tuffy. |
1.2227 |
0.03400 |
238 |
197 |
29 |
12 |
689 |
Grandma says it’s the doggy door to heaven. |
1.2222 |
0.03697 |
225 |
190 |
20 |
15 |
690 |
I’m confused, should we be howling now? |
1.2222 |
0.03476 |
225 |
186 |
28 |
11 |
691 |
No ,Fido, barking isn't going to bring it back. |
1.2222 |
0.03588 |
198 |
162 |
28 |
8 |
692 |
I'm tempted to howl anyway. |
1.2222 |
0.03588 |
198 |
162 |
28 |
8 |
693 |
Now there’s a hole I’d like to sniff. |
1.2222 |
0.04136 |
180 |
152 |
16 |
12 |
694 |
Looks like Elon called his engineers again. |
1.2222 |
0.03574 |
216 |
179 |
26 |
11 |
695 |
I don’t know what it is, but I hope it has treats. |
1.2222 |
0.03389 |
216 |
176 |
32 |
8 |
696 |
How do we howl at a hole? |
1.2217 |
0.03310 |
230 |
188 |
33 |
9 |
697 |
Should we start barking at the black hole instead of baying at the moon ? |
1.2217 |
0.03366 |
230 |
189 |
31 |
10 |
698 |
I’m afraid that ball is gone forever! |
1.2217 |
0.03422 |
230 |
190 |
29 |
11 |
699 |
I'm pretty sure that's where sticks, socks and bones go to die. |
1.2217 |
0.03619 |
212 |
176 |
25 |
11 |
700 |
I never understood your story about dog years. Now you're telling me about light years? |
1.2216 |
0.03849 |
194 |
162 |
21 |
11 |
701 |
Something’s definitely different |
1.2216 |
0.03635 |
194 |
159 |
27 |
8 |
702 |
I think we’ve discovered the Bark Side of the Moon? |
1.2216 |
0.03829 |
185 |
153 |
23 |
9 |
703 |
I guess now we just howl into the void |
1.2216 |
0.03644 |
167 |
134 |
29 |
4 |
704 |
No. It's not a doggy door. |
1.2212 |
0.03346 |
226 |
185 |
32 |
9 |
705 |
Howling won’t do anything,” you said. |
1.2212 |
0.03499 |
217 |
179 |
28 |
10 |
706 |
Do you think if we go through that worm hole we might find a planet the humans haven’t ruined? |
1.2212 |
0.03601 |
208 |
172 |
26 |
10 |
707 |
It is the BUTT HOLE of the universe.
Can't you smell it? |
1.2212 |
0.03536 |
208 |
171 |
28 |
9 |
708 |
Baying at the moon is a lot more fun than baying at a black hole. |
1.2211 |
0.03275 |
199 |
159 |
36 |
4 |
709 |
Now that’s one hole I wish I had dug!” |
1.2207 |
0.03323 |
222 |
181 |
33 |
8 |
710 |
Let's try more Owwwww and less Wooooooooo and see what happens? |
1.2206 |
0.03580 |
204 |
168 |
27 |
9 |
711 |
You can't be Sirius. |
1.2205 |
0.03618 |
195 |
160 |
27 |
8 |
712 |
We're sorry. We're sorry. We'll never howl at you again. |
1.2205 |
0.03469 |
195 |
158 |
31 |
6 |
713 |
Did you see that cow?! |
1.2205 |
0.03544 |
195 |
159 |
29 |
7 |
714 |
They must have run out of wallpaper. |
1.2203 |
0.03942 |
177 |
147 |
21 |
9 |
715 |
Play it cool, they will never know it was us. |
1.2203 |
0.03776 |
177 |
145 |
25 |
7 |
716 |
Infinity? That’s easy - waiting for our next meal. |
1.2202 |
0.03361 |
218 |
178 |
32 |
8 |
717 |
I wonder if this is how the dinosaurs felt |
1.2201 |
0.03454 |
209 |
171 |
30 |
8 |
718 |
Not everything is about your damn ball! |
1.2201 |
0.03585 |
209 |
173 |
26 |
10 |
719 |
Boy oh boy,the things I’d do to sniff that hole |
1.2200 |
0.03484 |
200 |
163 |
30 |
7 |
720 |
I want to sniff it SO bad. |
1.2199 |
0.03813 |
191 |
159 |
22 |
10 |
721 |
You could probably hide a lot of bones in that hole. |
1.2197 |
0.03430 |
223 |
184 |
29 |
10 |
722 |
If it's a new moon, we howl. If it's a black hole, we pray. |
1.2197 |
0.03830 |
173 |
142 |
24 |
7 |
723 |
OK, so it's a black hole....who dug it? |
1.2196 |
0.03649 |
214 |
179 |
23 |
12 |
724 |
Looks like someone didn't plug in the charger |
1.2195 |
0.03357 |
205 |
166 |
33 |
6 |
725 |
Smell it, it's probably the back end of something really big. |
1.2195 |
0.03631 |
205 |
170 |
25 |
10 |
726 |
When did the moon start working from home? |
1.2195 |
0.03696 |
205 |
171 |
23 |
11 |
727 |
Spot? Is that you? |
1.2194 |
0.03453 |
196 |
159 |
31 |
6 |
728 |
I think it works remotely on Mondays and Wednesdays. |
1.2193 |
0.03792 |
187 |
155 |
23 |
9 |
729 |
well, looks like someone finally ate it. Do we howl? |
1.2192 |
0.03409 |
219 |
180 |
30 |
9 |
730 |
Every hole has a story. |
1.2191 |
0.03756 |
178 |
146 |
25 |
7 |
731 |
Perhaps we over-did it. |
1.2189 |
0.03745 |
201 |
168 |
22 |
11 |
732 |
I don't feel like howling. Must be the dark side of the moon. |
1.2189 |
0.03540 |
201 |
165 |
28 |
8 |
733 |
Holy %!#* it worked. |
1.2189 |
0.03271 |
233 |
191 |
33 |
9 |
734 |
oops look what we did |
1.2188 |
0.03573 |
192 |
157 |
28 |
7 |
735 |
I guess the Universe wants us to stop howling too. |
1.2188 |
0.03795 |
192 |
160 |
22 |
10 |
736 |
Rest assured, we’ll somehow get blamed for chewing a hole in the sky! |
1.2188 |
0.03866 |
192 |
161 |
20 |
11 |
737 |
So...howling into the void? |
1.2186 |
0.03385 |
215 |
176 |
31 |
8 |
738 |
I’ve always dreamed of sniffing that. |
1.2185 |
0.03332 |
238 |
197 |
30 |
11 |
739 |
My religious, dyslexic friend told me this was created by dog. |
1.2184 |
0.03614 |
206 |
171 |
25 |
10 |
740 |
I’d be more interested if it was called a Bark Hole. |
1.2184 |
0.03548 |
206 |
170 |
27 |
9 |
741 |
Howling at the new moon just doesn’t hit the same way |
1.2182 |
0.03333 |
220 |
180 |
32 |
8 |
742 |
I thought the dish took off with the SPOON! |
1.2182 |
0.03455 |
220 |
182 |
28 |
10 |
743 |
Looks like a hole in our Van Gogh. |
1.2182 |
0.03395 |
220 |
181 |
30 |
9 |
744 |
Supper dish is empty again! |
1.2181 |
0.03540 |
188 |
153 |
29 |
6 |
745 |
Yes. She definitely said ‘sit and stay’. |
1.2178 |
0.03524 |
202 |
166 |
28 |
8 |
746 |
That must've been one big dog. |
1.2178 |
0.03524 |
202 |
166 |
28 |
8 |
747 |
Somehow I just feel drawn to it. |
1.2178 |
0.03381 |
202 |
164 |
32 |
6 |
748 |
Are you sure this isn't some sort of rickshaw test? |
1.2178 |
0.03983 |
202 |
173 |
14 |
15 |
749 |
It's where the moon was before we started howling at it. |
1.2178 |
0.03573 |
225 |
189 |
23 |
13 |
750 |
Don’t howl tonight, it’s the moons night off |
1.2174 |
0.03668 |
184 |
151 |
26 |
7 |
751 |
Do you ever see something incredible like that and wonder who's a good boy? |
1.2174 |
0.03533 |
207 |
171 |
27 |
9 |
752 |
Yeah Sparky, I think your bone is safe there. |
1.2174 |
0.03827 |
184 |
153 |
22 |
9 |
753 |
We call this constellation “The Big Fetch”. |
1.2174 |
0.03466 |
207 |
170 |
29 |
8 |
754 |
It was only a matter of time before they screwed up the moon, too. |
1.2172 |
0.03672 |
221 |
187 |
20 |
14 |
755 |
Yes, a black hole is eating the galaxy, yet I still want to go out |
1.2172 |
0.03639 |
198 |
164 |
25 |
9 |
756 |
Imagine the size of that rabbit. |
1.2172 |
0.03421 |
198 |
161 |
31 |
6 |
757 |
I hope there’s a refund policy for this new moon. |
1.2172 |
0.03639 |
198 |
164 |
25 |
9 |
758 |
It's called a black hole and it'a where the sun sleeps at night. |
1.2171 |
0.03960 |
175 |
146 |
20 |
9 |
759 |
I gotta meet the guy who threw that bone. |
1.2169 |
0.03602 |
189 |
155 |
27 |
7 |
760 |
Moon or no moon, let’s howl. |
1.2167 |
0.03508 |
203 |
167 |
28 |
8 |
761 |
It could be an anomaly in the space-time continuum --- but maybe it's just a hole in the sky. |
1.2167 |
0.03634 |
180 |
147 |
27 |
6 |
762 |
Gesundheit. |
1.2165 |
0.03966 |
194 |
165 |
16 |
13 |
763 |
Welp, it's been six days since Elon Musk bought the moon, and as you can see, he already broke it, so it looks like SOMEone owes me a hundred bucks. |
1.2165 |
0.03899 |
194 |
164 |
18 |
12 |
764 |
I'm hoping it's a bottomless food dish. |
1.2165 |
0.03614 |
194 |
160 |
26 |
8 |
765 |
This is censorship at the worst. |
1.2164 |
0.03755 |
171 |
140 |
25 |
6 |
766 |
Now what? What do we howl at? |
1.2163 |
0.03583 |
208 |
173 |
25 |
10 |
767 |
Ugh! Are you Sirius? The dog star is the first to go? |
1.2163 |
0.03383 |
208 |
170 |
31 |
7 |
768 |
Heck of a throw, but I am NOT fetching that stick. |
1.2163 |
0.03383 |
208 |
170 |
31 |
7 |
769 |
Writers strike? |
1.2163 |
0.03583 |
208 |
173 |
25 |
10 |
770 |
Do you wonder if there are other dogs out there somewhere? |
1.2163 |
0.03383 |
208 |
170 |
31 |
7 |
771 |
I don’t know whether to howl or begin my long-delayed thesis. |
1.2161 |
0.03623 |
199 |
165 |
25 |
9 |
772 |
It eats tennis balls. |
1.2161 |
0.03623 |
199 |
165 |
25 |
9 |
773 |
Is the universe just one big game of fetch? |
1.2161 |
0.03552 |
199 |
164 |
27 |
8 |
774 |
I still think it was very unfair what they did to Pluto |
1.2161 |
0.03692 |
199 |
166 |
23 |
10 |
775 |
‘I told you we shouldn’t have had that catnip’ |
1.2161 |
0.03480 |
199 |
163 |
29 |
7 |
776 |
We're being mooned. |
1.2160 |
0.03396 |
213 |
175 |
30 |
8 |
777 |
Are you sure it went in there? |
1.2160 |
0.03460 |
213 |
176 |
28 |
9 |
778 |
It's definitely coming toward us. |
1.2159 |
0.03375 |
227 |
188 |
29 |
10 |
779 |
I've seen this before. Just give it a minute. |
1.2158 |
0.03662 |
190 |
157 |
25 |
8 |
780 |
Barking at it seemed like a good idea at the time." |
1.2158 |
0.03506 |
190 |
155 |
29 |
6 |
781 |
Better not! If you howl into a black hole,it comes out as a 'meow'. Read it on the Internet. |
1.2158 |
0.03737 |
190 |
158 |
23 |
9 |
782 |
It's round. It moves. Wanna chase it? |
1.2158 |
0.03426 |
190 |
154 |
31 |
5 |
783 |
Grandpa went to that big fetch in the sky. |
1.2157 |
0.03492 |
204 |
168 |
28 |
8 |
784 |
Who ate the cheese? |
1.2157 |
0.03423 |
204 |
167 |
30 |
7 |
785 |
For some reason, I want to sniff it. |
1.2157 |
0.03885 |
204 |
174 |
16 |
14 |
786 |
Bark side of the Moon. |
1.2155 |
0.03941 |
181 |
152 |
19 |
10 |
787 |
To think it all started with The Big Bark. |
1.2154 |
0.03670 |
195 |
162 |
24 |
9 |
788 |
Imagine licking off all those sprinkles on that donut. |
1.2153 |
0.03694 |
209 |
176 |
21 |
12 |
789 |
I don’t know, but I want to sniff it. |
1.2153 |
0.03694 |
209 |
176 |
21 |
12 |
790 |
I don't know, either. But I have an irresistible urge to sniff it. |
1.2151 |
0.03939 |
186 |
157 |
18 |
11 |
791 |
That’s where all the lost tennis balls go. |
1.2150 |
0.03509 |
214 |
178 |
26 |
10 |
792 |
See,Frank,I told you,the howling works! |
1.2150 |
0.03509 |
214 |
178 |
26 |
10 |
793 |
They say that’s where all the rabbits have gone. |
1.2147 |
0.03751 |
177 |
146 |
24 |
7 |
794 |
Howling at an empty void just doesn't feel right |
1.2147 |
0.03244 |
191 |
153 |
35 |
3 |
795 |
I never was good at interpreting these Ink Spot tests... |
1.2147 |
0.03568 |
191 |
157 |
27 |
7 |
796 |
It could be a facelift gone bad." |
1.2143 |
0.03682 |
224 |
191 |
18 |
15 |
797 |
Where did the ball go? |
1.2143 |
0.03678 |
210 |
177 |
21 |
12 |
798 |
It's either a portal, a black hole, or I need Lasik surgery. |
1.2143 |
0.03551 |
210 |
175 |
25 |
10 |
799 |
They call it a black hole . I call it a doggy door. |
1.2143 |
0.03279 |
224 |
184 |
32 |
8 |
800 |
Now I know why all dogs go to heaven. |
1.2143 |
0.03724 |
196 |
164 |
22 |
10 |
801 |
This will the shut the wolves up. |
1.2140 |
0.03302 |
215 |
176 |
32 |
7 |
802 |
I don't think we can get close enough to sniff that. |
1.2140 |
0.03494 |
215 |
179 |
26 |
10 |
803 |
So, what happens when there’s no moon to howl at? |
1.2139 |
0.03590 |
201 |
167 |
25 |
9 |
804 |
Shall We Give it a Sniff? |
1.2139 |
0.03615 |
187 |
154 |
26 |
7 |
805 |
It’s safe to stare at it, but I don’t know the rules on howling. |
1.2139 |
0.03534 |
187 |
153 |
28 |
6 |
806 |
I feel like howling , but I can't seem to
work up the energy. |
1.2139 |
0.03770 |
187 |
156 |
22 |
9 |
807 |
That great light has been keeping our kind awake at night for days on end. For ages, we've howled for it to go dark so we cold get at least one good night's sleep. Every so often, we are rewarded. |
1.2137 |
0.03717 |
234 |
202 |
14 |
18 |
808 |
It seems to me this eclipse illustrates the Earth is a round celestial body residing approximately 240,000 miles from the moon. But what do I know? I’m just a dog. |
1.2135 |
0.03627 |
192 |
159 |
25 |
8 |
809 |
I don't know about you Stan, but I really want
to bury something in there. |
1.2135 |
0.03702 |
192 |
160 |
23 |
9 |
810 |
No , you sniff first ! |
1.2135 |
0.03473 |
192 |
157 |
29 |
6 |
811 |
Who fetched THAT? |
1.2133 |
0.03472 |
211 |
175 |
27 |
9 |
812 |
I guess howling at the moon is no longer an option. |
1.2132 |
0.03636 |
197 |
164 |
24 |
9 |
813 |
Looks like we finally scared it off. |
1.2132 |
0.03776 |
197 |
166 |
20 |
11 |
814 |
So now what do we howl at? |
1.2132 |
0.03260 |
197 |
159 |
34 |
4 |
815 |
If we could only sniff it! |
1.2131 |
0.03744 |
183 |
152 |
23 |
8 |
816 |
I’m not sure…I just know that I have an extreme urge to sniff it. |
1.2131 |
0.03744 |
183 |
152 |
23 |
8 |
817 |
Didn't you see the article in the NYT yesterday?
The Moon has been receding from Earth at 3.78 cm per year! |
1.2131 |
0.03823 |
183 |
153 |
21 |
9 |
818 |
So did it taste like cheese? |
1.2130 |
0.03477 |
169 |
136 |
30 |
3 |
819 |
Definitely a howling failure. |
1.2130 |
0.03416 |
216 |
179 |
28 |
9 |
820 |
I used to hate it, but now I miss it. |
1.2129 |
0.03286 |
202 |
164 |
33 |
5 |
821 |
Just multiply by 7 to express it in dog-light-years. |
1.2129 |
0.03504 |
202 |
167 |
27 |
8 |
822 |
I swear I didn’t dig that hole. |
1.2129 |
0.03642 |
202 |
169 |
23 |
10 |
823 |
It exerts a strange pull on me. |
1.2128 |
0.03597 |
188 |
155 |
26 |
7 |
824 |
Ever think about the biggest questions in the universe like - do ants have dicks? |
1.2127 |
0.03484 |
221 |
185 |
25 |
11 |
825 |
That's where all the lost chew toys go. |
1.2126 |
0.04040 |
174 |
147 |
17 |
10 |
826 |
Ya think we have time for one last biscuit? |
1.2126 |
0.03514 |
207 |
172 |
26 |
9 |
827 |
There’s a Canis Major bone buried in that black hole. |
1.2126 |
0.03514 |
207 |
172 |
26 |
9 |
828 |
I don't trust it until I can sniff it. |
1.2124 |
0.03378 |
193 |
157 |
31 |
5 |
829 |
I wonder if it’s still OK to howl? |
1.2124 |
0.03457 |
193 |
158 |
29 |
6 |
830 |
I know I howled about it a lot, but I really did love that thing. |
1.2124 |
0.03684 |
193 |
161 |
23 |
9 |
831 |
Really makes all the holes we sniff seem insignificant, doesn't it? |
1.2124 |
0.03828 |
193 |
163 |
19 |
11 |
832 |
If anything, this gives us more reason to howl than ever. |
1.2124 |
0.03534 |
193 |
159 |
27 |
7 |
833 |
Thats where cats come from. |
1.2124 |
0.03610 |
193 |
160 |
25 |
8 |
834 |
I'm not sure you appreciate the gravity of the situation... |
1.2124 |
0.03756 |
193 |
162 |
21 |
10 |
835 |
...dude, its all about the negative space. |
1.2123 |
0.03797 |
179 |
149 |
22 |
8 |
836 |
I don't know what it is, but I want to smell it. |
1.2123 |
0.03457 |
212 |
176 |
27 |
9 |
837 |
You can't chase that, they're just messing with you |
1.2123 |
0.03457 |
212 |
176 |
27 |
9 |
838 |
We know that constellation as Canis Major’s Great Unfetchable Ball! |
1.2121 |
0.03689 |
198 |
166 |
22 |
10 |
839 |
I can’t howl to Pink Floyd. |
1.2121 |
0.03475 |
198 |
163 |
28 |
7 |
840 |
As a species, we’re naturally attracted to them. |
1.2120 |
0.03339 |
217 |
179 |
30 |
8 |
841 |
Profoundly New meaning to "Oh Holey Night", what? |
1.2120 |
0.03882 |
184 |
155 |
19 |
10 |
842 |
It’s a trick to stop our howling |
1.2120 |
0.03804 |
184 |
154 |
21 |
9 |
843 |
I guess there’s nothing to howl about tonight. |
1.2120 |
0.03882 |
184 |
155 |
19 |
10 |
844 |
If it's a black hole, we're toast. |
1.2120 |
0.03562 |
184 |
151 |
27 |
6 |
845 |
We're all just howling into the void nowadays |
1.2116 |
0.03808 |
189 |
159 |
20 |
10 |
846 |
Howling at the infinite void is just not the same |
1.2116 |
0.03500 |
189 |
155 |
28 |
6 |
847 |
Treats never escape it. |
1.2116 |
0.03580 |
189 |
156 |
26 |
7 |
848 |
We’re at looking at the butt hole of space. One day a dog will be able to sniff it. |
1.2115 |
0.03692 |
208 |
176 |
20 |
12 |
849 |
I want to sniff it. |
1.2115 |
0.03363 |
208 |
171 |
30 |
7 |
850 |
I think it’s called a”Black Howl”. |
1.2114 |
0.03587 |
175 |
143 |
27 |
5 |
851 |
And that's what astronomer's like to call "The Big Digger." |
1.2113 |
0.03739 |
194 |
163 |
21 |
10 |
852 |
Someday my son, if you're good enough, the great black ball in the sky will come down and play with you. |
1.2113 |
0.03518 |
194 |
160 |
27 |
7 |
853 |
Well, this totally eclipses the story I was telling you about Uranus. |
1.2113 |
0.03667 |
194 |
162 |
23 |
9 |
854 |
I guess the new moon is on back order. |
1.2113 |
0.03442 |
213 |
177 |
27 |
9 |
855 |
If I could sniff it, I might be able to tell you what it is. |
1.2111 |
0.03694 |
180 |
149 |
24 |
7 |
856 |
Did we bark too much? |
1.2111 |
0.03385 |
199 |
163 |
30 |
6 |
857 |
Galileo, Newton and Einstein can all bite me. |
1.2111 |
0.03459 |
199 |
164 |
28 |
7 |
858 |
Analysis, Mr. Spock? |
1.2110 |
0.03629 |
218 |
185 |
20 |
13 |
859 |
I must have COVID; I can't see it or smell it, but I know it's there. |
1.2108 |
0.03627 |
185 |
153 |
25 |
7 |
860 |
It’s gone forever, just like last month |
1.2108 |
0.03541 |
204 |
170 |
25 |
9 |
861 |
Now, can you find the Big Frisbee? |
1.2108 |
0.03473 |
204 |
169 |
27 |
8 |
862 |
Do you think that all our howling made it disappear ? |
1.2108 |
0.03473 |
204 |
169 |
27 |
8 |
863 |
Did you know that dog spelled backwards is God? |
1.2105 |
0.03613 |
209 |
176 |
22 |
11 |
864 |
During an eclipse what’s the protocol regarding barking? |
1.2105 |
0.03403 |
190 |
155 |
30 |
5 |
865 |
Give it a couple of weeks. It's just a phase. |
1.2105 |
0.03563 |
190 |
157 |
26 |
7 |
866 |
Perhaps those Snoop Dog cookies weren’t for dogs. |
1.2105 |
0.03548 |
209 |
175 |
24 |
10 |
867 |
Maybe we should give the howling a rest tonight. |
1.2105 |
0.03548 |
209 |
175 |
24 |
10 |
868 |
this is where I lost my ball last week |
1.2105 |
0.03402 |
228 |
191 |
26 |
11 |
869 |
If it blinks, run… |
1.2103 |
0.03614 |
214 |
181 |
21 |
12 |
870 |
I've seen this trick before. It's probably behind their back. |
1.2103 |
0.03576 |
195 |
162 |
25 |
8 |
871 |
You're right, it's a lot more fun to howl at when it's full. |
1.2103 |
0.03425 |
195 |
160 |
29 |
6 |
872 |
There’s no way! How did our ball get up there?”
Alan Mitchell, St. Louis, M |
1.2103 |
0.03649 |
195 |
163 |
23 |
9 |
873 |
I have this urge to lick it. |
1.2103 |
0.03576 |
195 |
162 |
25 |
8 |
874 |
Does howling in this case even make sense? |
1.2103 |
0.03267 |
195 |
158 |
33 |
4 |
875 |
Is that the opening to Doggie Heaven? |
1.2102 |
0.03658 |
176 |
145 |
25 |
6 |
876 |
I guess after all that howling, he finally got the point. |
1.2102 |
0.03476 |
176 |
143 |
29 |
4 |
877 |
Huh, well that’s new. |
1.2102 |
0.03504 |
157 |
126 |
29 |
2 |
878 |
...and every seventeen and a half years, we give the neighbors one night of peace. |
1.2100 |
0.03586 |
200 |
167 |
24 |
9 |
879 |
Maybe it happened when the cow jumped over the moon. Beats the hell out of me. |
1.2100 |
0.03655 |
200 |
168 |
22 |
10 |
880 |
What are we supposed to howl at? |
1.2098 |
0.03262 |
224 |
185 |
31 |
8 |
881 |
Really puts into perspective the whole, 'that confounded magazine won't choose my captions because I'm not a subscriber' lament, doesn't it? |
1.2098 |
0.03720 |
224 |
193 |
15 |
16 |
882 |
What might it have been like when we dogs were not yet college educated and howled at the moon instead of black holes? |
1.2098 |
0.03316 |
205 |
168 |
31 |
6 |
883 |
I’m just a dog, but that can’t be good. |
1.2097 |
0.03689 |
186 |
155 |
23 |
8 |
884 |
I was a Canus Major in College but I had a Sirius fear of vacuums. |
1.2097 |
0.03609 |
186 |
154 |
25 |
7 |
885 |
What ever happened to that cow? |
1.2097 |
0.03767 |
186 |
156 |
21 |
9 |
886 |
Seems like an empty gesture to howl now? |
1.2097 |
0.03444 |
186 |
152 |
29 |
5 |
887 |
I told you we shouldn’t stop howling. |
1.2096 |
0.03969 |
167 |
140 |
19 |
8 |
888 |
for some reason howling from the moon is a lot less satisfying. |
1.2094 |
0.03698 |
191 |
160 |
22 |
9 |
889 |
I don't feel like howling. Do you? |
1.2094 |
0.03051 |
234 |
191 |
37 |
6 |
890 |
In a dog park far far away |
1.2092 |
0.03632 |
196 |
164 |
23 |
9 |
891 |
You thinking what I am thinking ?
Yup I wanna smell it too. |
1.2092 |
0.03704 |
196 |
165 |
21 |
10 |
892 |
Thank God. I was like ‘if I have to howl at the moon one more time’…. |
1.2092 |
0.03409 |
196 |
161 |
29 |
6 |
893 |
Is it worth a howl? |
1.2091 |
0.03169 |
220 |
180 |
34 |
6 |
894 |
Rex, feast your eyes on the backside of Canis Major |
1.2091 |
0.03297 |
220 |
182 |
30 |
8 |
895 |
In the beginning was the Ball. And the Ball was good. |
1.2090 |
0.03268 |
177 |
142 |
33 |
2 |
896 |
Dude, you scared it away. |
1.2090 |
0.03427 |
201 |
166 |
28 |
7 |
897 |
Everyone is getting neutered these days, huh? |
1.2090 |
0.03706 |
201 |
170 |
20 |
11 |
898 |
So this is where we lost our tennis balls |
1.2090 |
0.03499 |
201 |
167 |
26 |
8 |
899 |
Are you Sirius? I can't jump through that. |
1.2087 |
0.03442 |
206 |
171 |
27 |
8 |
900 |
Jumping through hoops is always a challenge but God has really raised the bar. |
1.2087 |
0.03229 |
206 |
168 |
33 |
5 |
901 |
I miss barking at the moon. |
1.2087 |
0.03301 |
206 |
169 |
31 |
6 |
902 |
Even nothing is something. |
1.2087 |
0.03707 |
206 |
175 |
19 |
12 |
903 |
… and then Sirius buried the bone so deep that even its light waves would never be seen again. |
1.2086 |
0.03936 |
163 |
136 |
20 |
7 |
904 |
Damn, Zeke: That was some howl. |
1.2086 |
0.03824 |
187 |
158 |
19 |
10 |
905 |
I think that scientists now agree: lunar eclipses are caused by some damn cat. |
1.2086 |
0.03671 |
187 |
156 |
23 |
8 |
906 |
Van Gogh would have struggled with this one. |
1.2086 |
0.03748 |
187 |
157 |
21 |
9 |
907 |
Howling just wouldn't feel right tonight. |
1.2086 |
0.03428 |
187 |
153 |
29 |
5 |
908 |
. . . and it also reduces the effects of 'global howling' |
1.2086 |
0.03343 |
187 |
152 |
31 |
4 |
909 |
it’s where all the poop bags go. |
1.2085 |
0.03644 |
211 |
179 |
20 |
12 |
910 |
I heard they took it to the vet and it never came back. |
1.2083 |
0.03529 |
192 |
159 |
26 |
7 |
911 |
I think it's Trump again. |
1.2081 |
0.03615 |
197 |
165 |
23 |
9 |
912 |
Go fetch, my ass! |
1.2081 |
0.03953 |
173 |
146 |
18 |
9 |
913 |
See, I told you it would work. |
1.2079 |
0.03553 |
202 |
169 |
24 |
9 |
914 |
Not quite as disturbing as what was gone after I woke up at the vet's office. |
1.2079 |
0.04036 |
178 |
152 |
15 |
11 |
915 |
There's nothing to bark at. |
1.2077 |
0.03494 |
207 |
173 |
25 |
9 |
916 |
At last, our howling finally paid off. |
1.2077 |
0.03383 |
183 |
149 |
30 |
4 |
917 |
No worries, they will just screw in a new one, |
1.2074 |
0.03574 |
188 |
156 |
25 |
7 |
918 |
Is it me or does that look like the biggest tennis ball ever? |
1.2074 |
0.03411 |
188 |
154 |
29 |
5 |
919 |
I could swear it was there yesterday. Then I howled at it. I'm afraid I scared it away. |
1.2074 |
0.03446 |
217 |
182 |
25 |
10 |
920 |
I don't know about you, but I could go for some Kibbles about now |
1.2073 |
0.03718 |
164 |
135 |
24 |
5 |
921 |
They say if you drop a bone into it, it never comes back. |
1.2071 |
0.03301 |
198 |
162 |
31 |
5 |
922 |
Is there any point to barking at it? |
1.2069 |
0.03537 |
203 |
170 |
24 |
9 |
923 |
Well that's just great. Just how are we supposed to howl now? |
1.2069 |
0.03468 |
203 |
169 |
26 |
8 |
924 |
The real question is: Is the hole the negative space, or is everything around it the negative space? |
1.2069 |
0.03670 |
174 |
144 |
24 |
6 |
925 |
don’t fetch |
1.2067 |
0.03052 |
208 |
168 |
37 |
3 |
926 |
Think I'll go home and stock up on belly rubs. |
1.2067 |
0.03514 |
179 |
147 |
27 |
5 |
927 |
Is your bone in there? |
1.2067 |
0.03424 |
179 |
146 |
29 |
4 |
928 |
I think it was the cow's fault. |
1.2067 |
0.03689 |
179 |
149 |
23 |
7 |
929 |
Wait for it |
1.2067 |
0.03773 |
179 |
150 |
21 |
8 |
930 |
So glad that that bloody moon is gone |
1.2067 |
0.03773 |
179 |
150 |
21 |
8 |
931 |
It’s getting late and that ball is not going to fetch itself. |
1.2065 |
0.03936 |
184 |
157 |
16 |
11 |
932 |
It's just a new phase. I say we howl at it anyway. |
1.2065 |
0.03859 |
184 |
156 |
18 |
10 |
933 |
Do you think we should tell the cats ? |
1.2065 |
0.03702 |
184 |
154 |
22 |
8 |
934 |
Can we howl at the hole? |
1.2065 |
0.03702 |
184 |
154 |
22 |
8 |
935 |
I don't think I can jump that far. |
1.2064 |
0.03306 |
218 |
181 |
29 |
8 |
936 |
Don’t laugh! I’m telling you I saw a cow jump through there. |
1.2063 |
0.03395 |
189 |
155 |
29 |
5 |
937 |
All dogs go to heaven - but they still like to dig |
1.2063 |
0.03712 |
189 |
159 |
21 |
9 |
938 |
I don’t know what it is, but I have the urge to sniff it. |
1.2062 |
0.03718 |
194 |
164 |
20 |
10 |
939 |
Our ancestors said it's the place from which no ball can be found |
1.2060 |
0.03652 |
199 |
168 |
21 |
10 |
940 |
You're right. There is nothing to howl at. |
1.2060 |
0.03437 |
199 |
165 |
27 |
7 |
941 |
I thought that only worked on the mailman. |
1.2060 |
0.03582 |
199 |
167 |
23 |
9 |
942 |
So this is why mom is always telling us to bring the tennis ball back. |
1.2060 |
0.03363 |
199 |
164 |
29 |
6 |
943 |
It's called a Black lab hole, friendly but it swallows everything. |
1.2059 |
0.03992 |
170 |
144 |
17 |
9 |
944 |
Definitely not a frisbee. |
1.2059 |
0.03530 |
170 |
139 |
27 |
4 |
945 |
Yeah, agreed. Nothing to howl about. |
1.2059 |
0.03452 |
204 |
170 |
26 |
8 |
946 |
It’s part of the constellation Dalmatian. |
1.2057 |
0.03560 |
175 |
144 |
26 |
5 |
947 |
Big deal. I’ve dug bigger holes in the back garden! |
1.2057 |
0.03651 |
175 |
145 |
24 |
6 |
948 |
There's nothing left to howl abour |
1.2055 |
0.03417 |
219 |
184 |
25 |
10 |
949 |
You bay.I’ll howl. |
1.2054 |
0.03684 |
185 |
155 |
22 |
8 |
950 |
Do you think it heard us? |
1.2054 |
0.03521 |
185 |
153 |
26 |
6 |
951 |
I’ll give you 100 bucks if you can jump through that hoop. |
1.2054 |
0.03436 |
185 |
152 |
28 |
5 |
952 |
I swear it was there a few minutes ago! |
1.2053 |
0.03540 |
190 |
158 |
25 |
7 |
953 |
What are we howling at here? |
1.2053 |
0.03618 |
190 |
159 |
23 |
8 |
954 |
I don't know what it means, but my ex would look at this, say something like blah blah blah Aquarius rising, then blammo, no sex for 2 weeks. |
1.2053 |
0.03460 |
190 |
157 |
27 |
6 |
955 |
It only says fetch to me. |
1.2053 |
0.03768 |
190 |
161 |
19 |
10 |
956 |
You try fetching a black hole. |
1.2053 |
0.03295 |
190 |
155 |
31 |
4 |
957 |
Looks like Canis Major went out with a bang. |
1.2051 |
0.03402 |
195 |
161 |
28 |
6 |
958 |
If you have been through a doggy door, same thing. |
1.2051 |
0.03243 |
195 |
159 |
32 |
4 |
959 |
Ever feel like you're just barking into the void? |
1.2050 |
0.03635 |
200 |
169 |
21 |
10 |
960 |
Should we howl at that too? |
1.2047 |
0.03608 |
171 |
141 |
25 |
5 |
961 |
What d'ya think, trick or treat? |
1.2044 |
0.03204 |
181 |
146 |
33 |
2 |
962 |
Are we supposed to jump through it? |
1.2044 |
0.03479 |
181 |
149 |
27 |
5 |
963 |
Don't fall for it -- somebody's gaslighting us. |
1.2044 |
0.03566 |
181 |
150 |
25 |
6 |
964 |
By golly, he did it! The ball they said couldn't be fetched! |
1.2042 |
0.03676 |
191 |
161 |
21 |
9 |
965 |
That's a region of extremely dense gravity known as a rabbit hole. |
1.2042 |
0.03523 |
191 |
159 |
25 |
7 |
966 |
They should have taught us astronomy instead of sitting up |
1.2041 |
0.03611 |
196 |
165 |
22 |
9 |
967 |
That's the asteroid that will end our time, I'm afraid. It is large enough that at night blocks out the stars. Soon it will block out all life. I wish I'd peed on more stuff. |
1.2041 |
0.03683 |
196 |
166 |
20 |
10 |
968 |
He really threw it too far this time. |
1.2038 |
0.04015 |
157 |
132 |
18 |
7 |
969 |
That, my friend, is the Dark Side of the Moon. |
1.2036 |
0.03942 |
167 |
141 |
18 |
8 |
970 |
First I caught you barking up a wrong tree now you howled away the moon! |
1.2035 |
0.03589 |
172 |
142 |
25 |
5 |
971 |
It's not a good sign. There's a black hole in Sirius. |
1.2035 |
0.03589 |
172 |
142 |
25 |
5 |
972 |
It’s Canis Major’s ball. |
1.2034 |
0.03336 |
177 |
144 |
30 |
3 |
973 |
Some lucky mutt ate all the cheese. |
1.2034 |
0.03701 |
177 |
148 |
22 |
7 |
974 |
I just wanted to get a rise out of it—not make it disappear. |
1.2033 |
0.03796 |
182 |
154 |
19 |
9 |
975 |
Uh, maybe we should leave a voice message |
1.2033 |
0.03716 |
182 |
153 |
21 |
8 |
976 |
Do you see what I don’t see? |
1.2033 |
0.03548 |
182 |
151 |
25 |
6 |
977 |
Look at that son. Even God loves to dig holes. |
1.2032 |
0.03568 |
187 |
156 |
24 |
7 |
978 |
If they say “fetch”, don’t go that way. |
1.2032 |
0.03403 |
187 |
154 |
28 |
5 |
979 |
And if you put a bone it that hole it will never be found again. |
1.2032 |
0.03486 |
187 |
155 |
26 |
6 |
980 |
This is when Orion puts it behind his back and pretends he doesn’t have it. |
1.2032 |
0.03726 |
187 |
158 |
20 |
9 |
981 |
What did our best friends do now? |
1.2030 |
0.03521 |
197 |
165 |
24 |
8 |
982 |
Some say it contains ALL the bones... |
1.2030 |
0.03391 |
202 |
168 |
27 |
7 |
983 |
See sometimes, Scruffy, in life, the ball eats you. |
1.2028 |
0.03285 |
212 |
176 |
29 |
7 |
984 |
I wonder whether it’s my fault. A month ago I stopped howling at it. |
1.2025 |
0.03991 |
158 |
133 |
18 |
7 |
985 |
I liked the old moon better. |
1.2025 |
0.03605 |
163 |
134 |
25 |
4 |
986 |
Maybe it was only paper? |
1.2025 |
0.03605 |
163 |
134 |
25 |
4 |
987 |
Just think. We won’t even care about this as soon as it’s time to eat. |
1.2023 |
0.03928 |
173 |
147 |
17 |
9 |
988 |
Looks great - but I can't smell it |
1.2022 |
0.03414 |
178 |
146 |
28 |
4 |
989 |
That's nothing to howl about. |
1.2022 |
0.03356 |
183 |
150 |
29 |
4 |
990 |
You don't see it too right? |
1.2022 |
0.03697 |
183 |
154 |
21 |
8 |
991 |
I'm pretty sure it has something to do with cats. |
1.2022 |
0.03856 |
183 |
156 |
17 |
10 |
992 |
I don’t think begging will bring the moon back, Spot. |
1.2022 |
0.03531 |
183 |
152 |
25 |
6 |
993 |
That's some fierce howl you've got there, Bingo. |
1.2022 |
0.03445 |
183 |
151 |
27 |
5 |
994 |
I've seen this same trick pulled with a tennis ball. |
1.2022 |
0.03531 |
183 |
152 |
25 |
6 |
995 |
It's no fun howling at an eclipse Marvin, is it. |
1.2021 |
0.03630 |
188 |
158 |
22 |
8 |
996 |
This is a once in seven life times event. |
1.2021 |
0.03301 |
188 |
154 |
30 |
4 |
997 |
It's Orion's dog's collar. |
1.2021 |
0.03331 |
193 |
159 |
29 |
5 |
998 |
They say cats did that because, well, you know, cats. |
1.2021 |
0.03641 |
193 |
163 |
21 |
9 |
999 |
Once a month the moon tests our faith, howl anyway. |
1.2021 |
0.03641 |
193 |
163 |
21 |
9 |
1000 |
I've seen blacker |
1.2020 |
0.03199 |
198 |
162 |
32 |
4 |
1001 |
She said ‘Go fetch!’ but I think that ball belongs to space now. |
1.2020 |
0.03302 |
203 |
168 |
29 |
6 |
1002 |
I heard the cat ate it. |
1.2013 |
0.03924 |
149 |
124 |
20 |
5 |
1003 |
Can you imagine what it's like to sniff the Cosmic Butt? |
1.2013 |
0.03762 |
159 |
132 |
22 |
5 |
1004 |
Really makes you question the idea of object permanence. |
1.2013 |
0.03968 |
159 |
134 |
18 |
7 |
1005 |
It’s like that time I sneezed into my kibble… |
1.2012 |
0.03886 |
164 |
138 |
19 |
7 |
1006 |
And there's Canis Minor! Some know it as the Collar. |
1.2012 |
0.03519 |
169 |
139 |
26 |
4 |
1007 |
Now do you realize the gravity of your incessant howling? |
1.2011 |
0.03663 |
179 |
150 |
22 |
7 |
1008 |
How far away is the nearest Star in dog years |
1.2011 |
0.03748 |
179 |
151 |
20 |
8 |
1009 |
It's so obvious, it's dark matter, not a black hole. |
1.2011 |
0.03397 |
179 |
147 |
28 |
4 |
1010 |
No way we can lick that |
1.2011 |
0.03397 |
179 |
147 |
28 |
4 |
1011 |
Behold, but do not sniff, the cosmic butthole. |
1.2011 |
0.03758 |
184 |
156 |
19 |
9 |
1012 |
Finally, a Milky Way without chocolate. |
1.2011 |
0.03513 |
184 |
153 |
25 |
6 |
1013 |
Hard to believe these dumb humans took so long to see a black hole |
1.2011 |
0.03428 |
184 |
152 |
27 |
5 |
1014 |
It's not worth howling at. |
1.2011 |
0.03340 |
184 |
151 |
29 |
4 |
1015 |
Let’s go home. Howling feels so empty and meaningless now. |
1.2011 |
0.03758 |
184 |
156 |
19 |
9 |
1016 |
It reminds me of when we first met. |
1.2011 |
0.03513 |
184 |
153 |
25 |
6 |
1017 |
We scared it away. |
1.2011 |
0.03453 |
189 |
157 |
26 |
6 |
1018 |
I’d call it ‘Spot’, but that seems a little too on the nose. |
1.2011 |
0.03765 |
189 |
161 |
18 |
10 |
1019 |
Do your own research. A lunar eclipse is exactly what they WANT you to think. |
1.2011 |
0.03612 |
189 |
159 |
22 |
8 |
1020 |
Don’t know about you, but I figure I’ll howl anyway. |
1.2010 |
0.03415 |
199 |
166 |
26 |
7 |
1021 |
I'm not getting it. You go get it. |
1.2010 |
0.03415 |
199 |
166 |
26 |
7 |
1022 |
Do you think that black hole is where all our buried bones ended up? |
1.2010 |
0.03561 |
199 |
168 |
22 |
9 |
1023 |
Never howl at the dark side of the moon."Only the dead will be grateful. |
1.2010 |
0.03561 |
199 |
168 |
22 |
9 |
1024 |
Do you think… Do you think they go on walks up there? |
1.2010 |
0.03631 |
199 |
169 |
20 |
10 |
1025 |
It all began with the Big Bark. |
1.2010 |
0.03501 |
204 |
172 |
23 |
9 |
1026 |
It’s a black hole. All our chew toys end up there. |
1.2000 |
0.03474 |
155 |
126 |
27 |
2 |
1027 |
I heard that a lunar eclipse is the result of howling after drinking from the toilet. |
1.2000 |
0.03741 |
160 |
133 |
22 |
5 |
1028 |
A moon that was so very full and bright,
T’was now eclipsed and fully out of sight.
This really gave our two dogs quite a fright.
For them it was a dark and stormy night. |
1.2000 |
0.03893 |
185 |
159 |
15 |
11 |
1029 |
that must be where the ball went through |
1.2000 |
0.03473 |
200 |
168 |
24 |
8 |
1030 |
You ever get the feeling we're just howling into the void? |
1.2000 |
0.03729 |
180 |
152 |
20 |
8 |
1031 |
Imagine sniffing that. |
1.2000 |
0.03411 |
185 |
153 |
27 |
5 |
1032 |
You think our howling scared it away? |
1.2000 |
0.03457 |
195 |
163 |
25 |
7 |
1033 |
Missed a spot |
1.2000 |
0.03473 |
200 |
168 |
24 |
8 |
1034 |
Do you think we overdid it last night? |
1.2000 |
0.03496 |
185 |
154 |
25 |
6 |
1035 |
The ball constellation really makes you think. |
1.2000 |
0.03579 |
185 |
155 |
23 |
7 |
1036 |
I was going to tell you that I love you to the moon and back, but… |
1.2000 |
0.03624 |
175 |
146 |
23 |
6 |
1037 |
Howl to turn it on? |
1.2000 |
0.03801 |
175 |
148 |
19 |
8 |
1038 |
Let's sing some Pink Floyd |
1.2000 |
0.03595 |
190 |
160 |
22 |
8 |
1039 |
A dog made all this? |
1.2000 |
0.03660 |
185 |
156 |
21 |
8 |
1040 |
If a ball goes in there, you can never get it back. |
1.2000 |
0.03270 |
190 |
156 |
30 |
4 |
1041 |
Should we eat the rest? |
1.2000 |
0.03524 |
160 |
131 |
26 |
3 |
1042 |
I still like barking at it. |
1.2000 |
0.03595 |
190 |
160 |
22 |
8 |
1043 |
And that’s Orion’s Frisbee. |
1.2000 |
0.04140 |
160 |
137 |
14 |
9 |
1044 |
It looks beautiful, but I really wish I could smell it. |
1.2000 |
0.03516 |
190 |
159 |
24 |
7 |
1045 |
And I was in the mood to howl tonight. |
1.2000 |
0.03624 |
175 |
146 |
23 |
6 |
1046 |
A hole's a hole, I thought. But there's a bone I'll never get back. |
1.2000 |
0.03524 |
160 |
131 |
26 |
3 |
1047 |
Maybe it was something I howled. |
1.2000 |
0.03379 |
195 |
162 |
27 |
6 |
1048 |
This won’t happen again for 14 years—two whole Januarys from now. |
1.2000 |
0.03966 |
170 |
145 |
16 |
9 |
1049 |
Great, our network is down... |
1.2000 |
0.04134 |
155 |
132 |
15 |
8 |
1050 |
Now we'll have nothing to bark at. |
1.2000 |
0.03533 |
175 |
145 |
25 |
5 |
1051 |
Wow, my howling was more powerful than I thought. |
1.2000 |
0.03671 |
190 |
161 |
20 |
9 |
1052 |
Do you know any Pink Floyd? |
1.1991 |
0.03296 |
216 |
181 |
27 |
8 |
1053 |
Howl all you want -- the damage is done. |
1.1990 |
0.03537 |
206 |
175 |
21 |
10 |
1054 |
Never jump into that hole if he throws something in and says,
‘Fetch!’ |
1.1990 |
0.03528 |
201 |
170 |
22 |
9 |
1055 |
See? You're barking at nothing. |
1.1990 |
0.03384 |
201 |
168 |
26 |
7 |
1056 |
Did you forget to pay the electricity bill again? |
1.1990 |
0.03598 |
201 |
171 |
20 |
10 |
1057 |
Uranus must be in retrograde. |
1.1990 |
0.03234 |
201 |
166 |
30 |
5 |
1058 |
Do we still howl? |
1.1990 |
0.03440 |
196 |
164 |
25 |
7 |
1059 |
Doesn't leave you much to howl about. |
1.1990 |
0.03364 |
196 |
163 |
27 |
6 |
1060 |
I tried howling at it, but it’s just not the same as the moon. |
1.1990 |
0.03499 |
191 |
160 |
24 |
7 |
1061 |
My owner says it's a "blue moon," but I can't see color |
1.1990 |
0.03577 |
191 |
161 |
22 |
8 |
1062 |
Stop it George, dogs don’t howl at black holes |
1.1989 |
0.03479 |
186 |
155 |
25 |
6 |
1063 |
This,my son,is the best example of being and nothingness. Now, find love while you can. |
1.1989 |
0.03798 |
186 |
159 |
17 |
10 |
1064 |
Well, that's new. |
1.1989 |
0.03453 |
181 |
150 |
26 |
5 |
1065 |
I’d like to sniff that thing! |
1.1989 |
0.03363 |
181 |
149 |
28 |
4 |
1066 |
That's a black hole. Its gravity is so strong, not even smells can escape it. |
1.1989 |
0.03541 |
181 |
151 |
24 |
6 |
1067 |
To me, it just looks like a hole. Everything else is black anyway. |
1.1989 |
0.03541 |
181 |
151 |
24 |
6 |
1068 |
I just can't bring myself to howl at that. |
1.1989 |
0.03626 |
181 |
152 |
22 |
7 |
1069 |
Who let the moon out? |
1.1989 |
0.03949 |
176 |
151 |
15 |
10 |
1070 |
I wish I could sniff it from here. |
1.1989 |
0.03514 |
176 |
146 |
25 |
5 |
1071 |
Something’s missing. |
1.1989 |
0.03324 |
176 |
144 |
29 |
3 |
1072 |
What was that you just threw? |
1.1989 |
0.03694 |
176 |
148 |
21 |
7 |
1073 |
I admit I only bit off Stephen Hawkins A Brief History of Time, I never understood it" |
1.1988 |
0.03746 |
166 |
139 |
21 |
6 |
1074 |
That’s our doggy doorway to heaven |
1.1988 |
0.03647 |
166 |
138 |
23 |
5 |
1075 |
These days, people will steal anything and everything. |
1.1987 |
0.03685 |
156 |
129 |
23 |
4 |
1076 |
That’s the Great Hole. It sucks up all the fetch balls that go too high. |
1.1987 |
0.03796 |
156 |
130 |
21 |
5 |
1077 |
Do we still howl if it’s a dark moon? |
1.1982 |
0.03149 |
217 |
180 |
31 |
6 |
1078 |
Looks like somebody took a pee in the lawn of stars. |
1.1981 |
0.03265 |
212 |
177 |
28 |
7 |
1079 |
It's a new moon. |
1.1981 |
0.03265 |
212 |
177 |
28 |
7 |
1080 |
How the hell would I know? I’m a hound dog. Not an astrophysicist! |
1.1981 |
0.03521 |
207 |
176 |
21 |
10 |
1081 |
We howled it out of existence. |
1.1980 |
0.03369 |
202 |
169 |
26 |
7 |
1082 |
It's weird - I don't even have the urge. |
1.1980 |
0.03499 |
197 |
166 |
23 |
8 |
1083 |
Maybe we howled too loud at it? |
1.1979 |
0.03462 |
187 |
156 |
25 |
6 |
1084 |
It’s just not the same, howling at a total lunar eclipse. |
1.1979 |
0.03544 |
187 |
157 |
23 |
7 |
1085 |
That black hole reminds me of your butt. |
1.1978 |
0.03691 |
182 |
154 |
20 |
8 |
1086 |
watch out! It’s the dog gone moon |
1.1978 |
0.03772 |
182 |
155 |
18 |
9 |
1087 |
I don't know if I should howl or scream. Either way, I'm thinking we should get outta here. |
1.1978 |
0.03608 |
182 |
153 |
22 |
7 |
1088 |
You could try howling anyway |
1.1978 |
0.03523 |
182 |
152 |
24 |
6 |
1089 |
Tonight, we reflect on our behavior. |
1.1977 |
0.03675 |
177 |
149 |
21 |
7 |
1090 |
I didn't think a tennis ball could bounce that high! |
1.1977 |
0.03846 |
177 |
151 |
17 |
9 |
1091 |
yeah, well...that's not nothin' |
1.1977 |
0.03496 |
177 |
147 |
25 |
5 |
1092 |
Now you know where all those old tennis balls you couldn’t find went. |
1.1977 |
0.03587 |
177 |
148 |
23 |
6 |
1093 |
Are you sure it is the Earth? |
1.1977 |
0.03746 |
172 |
145 |
20 |
7 |
1094 |
It's where the moon should be, so I think we should howl. |
1.1977 |
0.03560 |
172 |
143 |
24 |
5 |
1095 |
I'll bet there's one hell of a bone buried in that hole. |
1.1977 |
0.03746 |
172 |
145 |
20 |
7 |
1096 |
Should we be concerned? |
1.1977 |
0.03560 |
172 |
143 |
24 |
5 |
1097 |
Howling at it just isn't the same during an eclipse. |
1.1976 |
0.04095 |
167 |
144 |
13 |
10 |
1098 |
I guess this explains where our tennis balls have been going. |
1.1975 |
0.04092 |
162 |
139 |
14 |
9 |
1099 |
They told me that black holes are filled with all the unfound bones in the universe. I wish I could fly. |
1.1975 |
0.04085 |
157 |
134 |
15 |
8 |
1100 |
I've been howling at them to turn that light off for years. |
1.1975 |
0.04184 |
157 |
135 |
13 |
9 |
1101 |
So you see, that’s what happen when you howl a little too loud… |
1.1973 |
0.04054 |
147 |
124 |
17 |
6 |
1102 |
Eclipse or not, it's still the moon and you can howl all you want. |
1.1970 |
0.03409 |
198 |
166 |
25 |
7 |
1103 |
Is that the black hole where all our lost balls go? |
1.1970 |
0.03332 |
198 |
165 |
27 |
6 |
1104 |
For some reason I don’t feel like howling anymore. |
1.1969 |
0.03224 |
193 |
159 |
30 |
4 |
1105 |
Can't 'splain what I can't sniff. |
1.1968 |
0.03526 |
188 |
158 |
23 |
7 |
1106 |
I dunno. Maybe a black howl ? |
1.1968 |
0.03761 |
188 |
161 |
17 |
10 |
1107 |
Yeah, donut is good, but I think it looks like the black hole left in my heart when Master goes on vacation and leaves me for a week in the pit of despair they call a "Pet Hotel." |
1.1967 |
0.03672 |
183 |
155 |
20 |
8 |
1108 |
Well, dog gonnit! |
1.1967 |
0.03672 |
183 |
155 |
20 |
8 |
1109 |
Do we howl, bark, or run like Hell? |
1.1966 |
0.03742 |
178 |
151 |
19 |
8 |
1110 |
Yes. Howl at that! |
1.1966 |
0.03656 |
178 |
150 |
21 |
7 |
1111 |
Another work-at-home hold-out. |
1.1966 |
0.03742 |
178 |
151 |
19 |
8 |
1112 |
For your final stage of dog training, howl at the…wait a second. |
1.1964 |
0.03893 |
168 |
143 |
17 |
8 |
1113 |
Uh…Meow? |
1.1964 |
0.03800 |
168 |
142 |
19 |
7 |
1114 |
Is that our celestial Doggie door? |
1.1963 |
0.03573 |
163 |
135 |
24 |
4 |
1115 |
There's nothing to howl at anymore. |
1.1963 |
0.03678 |
163 |
136 |
22 |
5 |
1116 |
Einstein's Dog was right. |
1.1962 |
0.04061 |
158 |
135 |
15 |
8 |
1117 |
It's enough to make you believe in Dog. |
1.1962 |
0.04061 |
158 |
135 |
15 |
8 |
1118 |
I know we’re supposed to howl at something up there but I’m drawing a blank… |
1.1961 |
0.03747 |
204 |
177 |
14 |
13 |
1119 |
They could've just asked us to stop howling. |
1.1961 |
0.03410 |
204 |
172 |
24 |
8 |
1120 |
Sorry. My free trial ‘Bark at the Moon’ streaming package expired this month.” |
1.1960 |
0.03393 |
199 |
167 |
25 |
7 |
1121 |
How do you howl in reverse? |
1.1959 |
0.03794 |
148 |
123 |
21 |
4 |
1122 |
I've lost my "Raison D'Howl. |
1.1959 |
0.03450 |
194 |
163 |
24 |
7 |
1123 |
This calls for something new in B-flat. |
1.1958 |
0.03345 |
189 |
157 |
27 |
5 |
1124 |
It's basically a cosmic hole in the fence. |
1.1958 |
0.03589 |
189 |
160 |
21 |
8 |
1125 |
My master thinks his matching socks are there. But I buried them in the backyard.” |
1.1958 |
0.03666 |
189 |
161 |
19 |
9 |
1126 |
I’ve lost my voice. |
1.1958 |
0.03345 |
189 |
157 |
27 |
5 |
1127 |
How big was the dog that dig that hole? |
1.1958 |
0.03589 |
189 |
160 |
21 |
8 |
1128 |
All dogs go to the brink of an existential crisis |
1.1957 |
0.03654 |
184 |
156 |
20 |
8 |
1129 |
No, I can't smell it either. |
1.1957 |
0.03572 |
184 |
155 |
22 |
7 |
1130 |
They say it's the only place where we can escape Trump. |
1.1955 |
0.03888 |
179 |
154 |
15 |
10 |
1131 |
I didn’t really care when they eliminated Pluto, but THIS leaves me speechless |
1.1955 |
0.03806 |
179 |
153 |
17 |
9 |
1132 |
Full Moon in Pisces-Virgo Season... OR, Dad threw the ball VERY FAR. |
1.1955 |
0.03723 |
179 |
152 |
19 |
8 |
1133 |
Dark! Dark! |
1.1955 |
0.03369 |
179 |
148 |
27 |
4 |
1134 |
Twenty-seven nights of howling, for what? One night off? |
1.1954 |
0.03707 |
174 |
147 |
20 |
7 |
1135 |
The last time we saw Ernie, he was smelling one just like that |
1.1954 |
0.03523 |
174 |
145 |
24 |
5 |
1136 |
Don't confuse a "Black Hole" with a "Black Howl"!!!! |
1.1954 |
0.03966 |
174 |
150 |
14 |
10 |
1137 |
I think I'll name it... Spot |
1.1954 |
0.03882 |
174 |
149 |
16 |
9 |
1138 |
Any minute now they'll say, "fetch!" |
1.1953 |
0.03489 |
169 |
140 |
25 |
4 |
1139 |
Who jumps first? |
1.1953 |
0.03489 |
169 |
140 |
25 |
4 |
1140 |
Well Sherman… it’s called a ‘black hole’. They form when a star collapses into itself and creates a gravitational pull so strong… not even light can escape it. I think it got my favourite ball last Thursday too. |
1.1953 |
0.03779 |
169 |
143 |
19 |
7 |
1141 |
Look! The bark side of the moon! |
1.1953 |
0.03872 |
169 |
144 |
17 |
8 |
1142 |
THERE'S your ball. |
1.1953 |
0.03489 |
169 |
140 |
25 |
4 |
1143 |
You're not very good at this game. It's clearly a ball, not a donut. |
1.1953 |
0.03281 |
169 |
138 |
29 |
2 |
1144 |
The writers' strike is starting to hurt. |
1.1951 |
0.03856 |
164 |
139 |
18 |
7 |
1145 |
Siriusly, that's where it used to be. |
1.1950 |
0.03938 |
159 |
135 |
17 |
7 |
1146 |
John Fogerty was right. |
1.1949 |
0.03584 |
195 |
166 |
20 |
9 |
1147 |
Imagine sniffing the universe’s butthole. |
1.1949 |
0.03584 |
195 |
166 |
20 |
9 |
1148 |
Because
God's dog needs a place
To hide his cosmic bone. |
1.1949 |
0.03584 |
195 |
166 |
20 |
9 |
1149 |
No biggie. Just Hawking radiation. |
1.1949 |
0.03433 |
195 |
164 |
24 |
7 |
1150 |
Is that organic peanut butter-CBD soft chew kicking in yet? |
1.1949 |
0.03276 |
195 |
162 |
28 |
5 |
1151 |
It’s really a red hole, but remember, we’re color blind. |
1.1948 |
0.04024 |
154 |
131 |
16 |
7 |
1152 |
Sometimes I feel like howling at nothing at all. |
1.1947 |
0.03571 |
190 |
161 |
21 |
8 |
1153 |
SNIFF THAT,COPERNICUS! |
1.1947 |
0.03648 |
190 |
162 |
19 |
9 |
1154 |
I feel the urge to sniff it… |
1.1946 |
0.03554 |
185 |
156 |
22 |
7 |
1155 |
No, meow is not the opposite of howl. |
1.1946 |
0.03470 |
185 |
155 |
24 |
6 |
1156 |
All I know is that if you bark at it nothing changes. |
1.1946 |
0.03636 |
185 |
157 |
20 |
8 |
1157 |
Is it my imagination, or is that black hole getting bigger? |
1.1944 |
0.03532 |
180 |
151 |
23 |
6 |
1158 |
Hey, did you ever think how God is Dog spelled backwards? |
1.1944 |
0.03532 |
180 |
151 |
23 |
6 |
1159 |
It was a dark and holy night... |
1.1943 |
0.03597 |
175 |
147 |
22 |
6 |
1160 |
It makes me want to pee, somehow. |
1.1943 |
0.03504 |
175 |
146 |
24 |
5 |
1161 |
Legend has it that all our lost tennis balls end up there. |
1.1941 |
0.04027 |
170 |
147 |
13 |
10 |
1162 |
Lou, why do you always have to point out the negative in every situation? |
1.1941 |
0.03665 |
170 |
143 |
21 |
6 |
1163 |
Is that doggie door for us |
1.1939 |
0.03737 |
165 |
139 |
20 |
6 |
1164 |
It’s the black hole where caption votes go. It’s also Uranus. |
1.1938 |
0.04205 |
160 |
139 |
11 |
10 |
1165 |
What do we howl at now? |
1.1938 |
0.03915 |
160 |
136 |
17 |
7 |
1166 |
Nice job! We finally did it! |
1.1938 |
0.03709 |
160 |
134 |
21 |
5 |
1167 |
No it doesn’t make me wonder about the existence of Dog. |
1.1937 |
0.03779 |
191 |
165 |
15 |
11 |
1168 |
In space, nobody knows you’re a dog. |
1.1937 |
0.03706 |
191 |
164 |
17 |
10 |
1169 |
I wonder more about why they did it than how. |
1.1937 |
0.03554 |
191 |
162 |
21 |
8 |
1170 |
Dratted color blindness. That must be the super blue moon they are all talking about. |
1.1937 |
0.03554 |
191 |
162 |
21 |
8 |
1171 |
I think I get Pink Floyd now. |
1.1935 |
0.03672 |
155 |
129 |
22 |
4 |
1172 |
Howl again! Maybe it will come back on! |
1.1935 |
0.03697 |
186 |
159 |
18 |
9 |
1173 |
Don’t sniff that! |
1.1934 |
0.03514 |
181 |
152 |
23 |
6 |
1174 |
Smell that? Suddenly, all my questions about the universe are answered. |
1.1932 |
0.03578 |
176 |
148 |
22 |
6 |
1175 |
Now I regret all the times I didn't howl at it. |
1.1931 |
0.03491 |
202 |
172 |
21 |
9 |
1176 |
We’re the light. That’s the tunnel. |
1.1930 |
0.03645 |
171 |
144 |
21 |
6 |
1177 |
I always think it's a bit sad when there's nothing to howl about. |
1.1929 |
0.03324 |
197 |
165 |
26 |
6 |
1178 |
I don't know what it is, but I'll bet I get blamed. |
1.1928 |
0.03514 |
166 |
138 |
24 |
4 |
1179 |
My god, Milo, what have you done? |
1.1928 |
0.03617 |
166 |
139 |
22 |
5 |
1180 |
Just throw it already! |
1.1925 |
0.03581 |
161 |
134 |
23 |
4 |
1181 |
Our tennis ball went through there? |
1.1925 |
0.04087 |
161 |
139 |
13 |
9 |
1182 |
That's where they throw the ball when I can't find it. |
1.1925 |
0.03756 |
187 |
161 |
16 |
10 |
1183 |
So what're we supposed to bay at now? |
1.1923 |
0.03666 |
182 |
155 |
19 |
8 |
1184 |
Pretty big howl, eh. |
1.1923 |
0.03763 |
156 |
131 |
20 |
5 |
1185 |
I think that's where the balls go. |
1.1923 |
0.03976 |
156 |
133 |
16 |
7 |
1186 |
Yes, exactly how I felt when they brought home the new puppy. |
1.1921 |
0.03468 |
177 |
148 |
24 |
5 |
1187 |
That's where my favorite toys, and the single missing socks go, never to be seen or heard from again. |
1.1921 |
0.03374 |
177 |
147 |
26 |
4 |
1188 |
It was called Earth, then AI took over everything. |
1.1921 |
0.03735 |
177 |
151 |
18 |
8 |
1189 |
Yes, but is it art? |
1.1921 |
0.03955 |
151 |
128 |
17 |
6 |
1190 |
It got cancelled by liberals for being a “man” in the moon. |
1.1919 |
0.03718 |
172 |
146 |
19 |
7 |
1191 |
The legend holds that our god marked that spot with their pee. |
1.1919 |
0.03718 |
172 |
146 |
19 |
7 |
1192 |
Finally found an area with no light pollution! |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1193 |
Wow... that must be a big dog. |
1.1918 |
0.03926 |
146 |
123 |
18 |
5 |
1194 |
What am I howling at? There is nothing to howl at! |
1.1917 |
0.03442 |
193 |
163 |
23 |
7 |
1195 |
They call it a black hole but I believe it's an extension of the Van Allen Radiation Belt. |
1.1916 |
0.03597 |
167 |
140 |
22 |
5 |
1196 |
I want to howl, but first I have some questions. |
1.1916 |
0.03597 |
167 |
140 |
22 |
5 |
1197 |
Have you checked for software updates? |
1.1915 |
0.03813 |
188 |
163 |
14 |
11 |
1198 |
Ever wonder why it's called a Black Hole? |
1.1915 |
0.03582 |
188 |
160 |
20 |
8 |
1199 |
I hate this. My whole baying at the moon schedule has been thrown off. |
1.1915 |
0.03335 |
188 |
157 |
26 |
5 |
1200 |
They say in space no one can hear you bark. |
1.1914 |
0.03667 |
162 |
136 |
21 |
5 |
1201 |
I'm sorry, it just doesn't bring out the howl in me. |
1.1913 |
0.03391 |
183 |
153 |
25 |
5 |
1202 |
Our whole purpose seems hollow. |
1.1913 |
0.03647 |
183 |
156 |
19 |
8 |
1203 |
They don’t all have to be this existential Steve. It’s bright, we howl. It’s dark, we don’t. |
1.1913 |
0.03647 |
183 |
156 |
19 |
8 |
1204 |
Someday we'll be able to pee there. |
1.1912 |
0.03388 |
204 |
173 |
23 |
8 |
1205 |
And they say barking at the moon is a waste of time. |
1.1911 |
0.03740 |
157 |
132 |
20 |
5 |
1206 |
It was here a minute ago. |
1.1911 |
0.03740 |
157 |
132 |
20 |
5 |
1207 |
I have the strange urge to sniff it |
1.1911 |
0.03848 |
157 |
133 |
18 |
6 |
1208 |
See, Spot? |
1.1910 |
0.03541 |
178 |
150 |
22 |
6 |
1209 |
All I said was RRRGH! |
1.1910 |
0.03261 |
178 |
147 |
28 |
3 |
1210 |
You can stop howling Rocky. That's not the moon. |
1.1910 |
0.03357 |
178 |
148 |
26 |
4 |
1211 |
Yeah, there have been some holes in our theory around dark matter. |
1.1910 |
0.03450 |
178 |
149 |
24 |
5 |
1212 |
There goes the neighborhood. |
1.1910 |
0.03630 |
178 |
151 |
20 |
7 |
1213 |
Well that's disconcerting... |
1.1910 |
0.03357 |
178 |
148 |
26 |
4 |
1214 |
Now that’s an impressive flea collar! |
1.1910 |
0.03370 |
199 |
168 |
24 |
7 |
1215 |
Nothing escapes. Not even a Frisbee. |
1.1908 |
0.03512 |
173 |
145 |
23 |
5 |
1216 |
Do you think that our howling chased it away? |
1.1908 |
0.03607 |
173 |
146 |
21 |
6 |
1217 |
My goodness! The mice got to the cheese, again. |
1.1908 |
0.03788 |
173 |
148 |
17 |
8 |
1218 |
How are we supposed to retrieve that ! |
1.1908 |
0.03788 |
173 |
148 |
17 |
8 |
1219 |
Son, you're looking at the greatest hole ever dug. |
1.1908 |
0.03415 |
173 |
144 |
25 |
4 |
1220 |
First they stole the election, now they stole the moon, and next they'll steal you. |
1.1907 |
0.03426 |
194 |
164 |
23 |
7 |
1221 |
I’m seeing black spots. |
1.1907 |
0.03347 |
194 |
163 |
25 |
6 |
1222 |
Not much to howl at tonight. |
1.1905 |
0.03771 |
168 |
143 |
18 |
7 |
1223 |
I think it got tired of us howling at it and went dark. |
1.1905 |
0.03719 |
189 |
163 |
16 |
10 |
1224 |
I guess it's just the universe telling us to take a night off. |
1.1905 |
0.03655 |
147 |
122 |
22 |
3 |
1225 |
If I stand on your shoulders maybe I’ll be able to see what’s inside! |
1.1902 |
0.03629 |
184 |
157 |
19 |
8 |
1226 |
Yeah, that's where Sirius took a dump. |
1.1902 |
0.03461 |
184 |
155 |
23 |
6 |
1227 |
Do we still bark? |
1.1902 |
0.03461 |
184 |
155 |
23 |
6 |
1228 |
Roscoe said he'd get the ball and be right out. That was 16 and a 1/2 hours ago. |
1.1900 |
0.03354 |
200 |
169 |
24 |
7 |
1229 |
It's called a new moon, but it's really just the same old one showing us its backside. |
1.1899 |
0.03340 |
179 |
149 |
26 |
4 |
1230 |
Not what will we howl at? |
1.1899 |
0.03719 |
158 |
133 |
20 |
5 |
1231 |
It's either a black hole or God ran out of stars. |
1.1899 |
0.04031 |
158 |
136 |
14 |
8 |
1232 |
Woof, am I right? |
1.1897 |
0.03169 |
195 |
162 |
29 |
4 |
1233 |
How perplexing! It's either an eclipse or a tear in the projection screen or a black hole that will devour us all. |
1.1897 |
0.03397 |
174 |
145 |
25 |
4 |
1234 |
Know any Pink Floyd? |
1.1897 |
0.03494 |
174 |
146 |
23 |
5 |
1235 |
I think it’s where the lights go to poop. |
1.1897 |
0.03768 |
174 |
149 |
17 |
8 |
1236 |
Sirius is the best hole digger in the universe. |
1.1895 |
0.03562 |
153 |
127 |
23 |
3 |
1237 |
It must've been that last howl. |
1.1895 |
0.03468 |
190 |
161 |
22 |
7 |
1238 |
Finally, our howling scared it away. |
1.1893 |
0.03751 |
169 |
144 |
18 |
7 |
1239 |
Really puts the vacuum cleaner in perspective, huh? |
1.1893 |
0.03558 |
169 |
142 |
22 |
5 |
1240 |
I don’t mean to sound like a broken record, but, WOOF! |
1.1893 |
0.03558 |
169 |
142 |
22 |
5 |
1241 |
What are we howling at? |
1.1892 |
0.03358 |
185 |
155 |
25 |
5 |
1242 |
The bone is buried there. |
1.1892 |
0.03444 |
185 |
156 |
23 |
6 |
1243 |
Really makes you think how small and insignificant everyone else is. |
1.1891 |
0.03264 |
201 |
169 |
26 |
6 |
1244 |
Well, that's where it's supposed to be. I'm gonna howl at it anyway. |
1.1890 |
0.03923 |
164 |
141 |
15 |
8 |
1245 |
I used to howl at the moon,but my inner bad dog prefers the black hole. |
1.1890 |
0.03727 |
164 |
139 |
19 |
6 |
1246 |
Reminds me of a choke chain. |
1.1890 |
0.03521 |
164 |
137 |
23 |
4 |
1247 |
I take back that last howl. |
1.1889 |
0.03505 |
180 |
152 |
22 |
6 |
1248 |
First the bark collar and now this! |
1.1889 |
0.03592 |
180 |
153 |
20 |
7 |
1249 |
Well, I guess howling is off the table for tonight. |
1.1889 |
0.03505 |
180 |
152 |
22 |
6 |
1250 |
Try howling at where the moon should be … |
1.1889 |
0.03415 |
180 |
151 |
24 |
5 |
1251 |
What do you mean, you can't see the dark side of the moon? |
1.1889 |
0.03592 |
180 |
153 |
20 |
7 |
1252 |
I just don’t know what to howl
about anymore. |
1.1889 |
0.03592 |
180 |
153 |
20 |
7 |
1253 |
There goes tonight’s choir practice. |
1.1889 |
0.03592 |
180 |
153 |
20 |
7 |
1254 |
Okay, so we take a night off from howling. |
1.1889 |
0.03415 |
180 |
151 |
24 |
5 |
1255 |
I just wasn’t up to retrieving it tonight. |
1.1889 |
0.03592 |
180 |
153 |
20 |
7 |
1256 |
Something seems off. |
1.1887 |
0.03803 |
159 |
135 |
18 |
6 |
1257 |
How many bones do ya think we can bury in there, Elroy? |
1.1887 |
0.03588 |
159 |
133 |
22 |
4 |
1258 |
What are we going to howl at now?"
Corban Brown (13 yrs. old), Lexington, K |
1.1887 |
0.03697 |
159 |
134 |
20 |
5 |
1259 |
*Sigh*. The biggest hole in the universe is unsniffable." |
1.1886 |
0.03659 |
175 |
149 |
19 |
7 |
1260 |
That’s what Pink Floyd was talking about…. |
1.1886 |
0.03569 |
175 |
148 |
21 |
6 |
1261 |
So, from now on we’re howling at a black hole? |
1.1886 |
0.03475 |
175 |
147 |
23 |
5 |
1262 |
Well now what in the hell do we do? |
1.1884 |
0.03923 |
138 |
116 |
18 |
4 |
1263 |
Everything has a dark side. |
1.1883 |
0.03773 |
154 |
130 |
19 |
5 |
1264 |
The guy’s name is Elon. He talked me into the “Multi-Generational Plot”. |
1.1883 |
0.03541 |
154 |
128 |
23 |
3 |
1265 |
I'm more worried about the sun. |
1.1882 |
0.03439 |
170 |
142 |
24 |
4 |
1266 |
Spayed: the final frontier. |
1.1882 |
0.03730 |
170 |
145 |
18 |
7 |
1267 |
I wonder if aliens have dogs. |
1.1882 |
0.03439 |
170 |
142 |
24 |
4 |
1268 |
Harold... I think someone stole the moon. |
1.1882 |
0.03636 |
170 |
144 |
20 |
6 |
1269 |
I thought “Shoot the moon” was just a figure of speech. |
1.1882 |
0.03822 |
170 |
146 |
16 |
8 |
1270 |
Statistical improbabilities are to be expected. |
1.1879 |
0.03707 |
165 |
140 |
19 |
6 |
1271 |
I hope this doesn’t affect feeding time. |
1.1879 |
0.03707 |
165 |
140 |
19 |
6 |
1272 |
I hate it when Atlas throws the frisbee. |
1.1879 |
0.03394 |
165 |
137 |
25 |
3 |
1273 |
I'll bay if you will? |
1.1879 |
0.03394 |
165 |
137 |
25 |
3 |
1274 |
Must’ve been something you howled |
1.1879 |
0.03707 |
165 |
140 |
19 |
6 |
1275 |
Does it seem like it’s getting closer to you? |
1.1879 |
0.03605 |
165 |
139 |
21 |
5 |
1276 |
I was just chasing the cow... |
1.1878 |
0.03398 |
181 |
152 |
24 |
5 |
1277 |
The eye doctor told me to give him a call if that happens |
1.1878 |
0.03487 |
181 |
153 |
22 |
6 |
1278 |
Do you see a nipple or a navel? |
1.1878 |
0.03823 |
181 |
157 |
14 |
10 |
1279 |
That’s a hole that only Dog could dig. |
1.1875 |
0.03781 |
160 |
136 |
18 |
6 |
1280 |
I don’t know what’s on the other side, but I hope it includes a lot of firehydrants. |
1.1875 |
0.03362 |
176 |
147 |
25 |
4 |
1281 |
Beyond that hole,son,are all the squirrels you could imagine. |
1.1875 |
0.03455 |
160 |
133 |
24 |
3 |
1282 |
Okay, you howl first. |
1.1875 |
0.03362 |
176 |
147 |
25 |
4 |
1283 |
Guess there's nothing left to howl at... |
1.1875 |
0.03676 |
160 |
135 |
20 |
5 |
1284 |
So what are you going to do on your night off? |
1.1875 |
0.04081 |
160 |
139 |
12 |
9 |
1285 |
I’d love to sniff that hole. |
1.1872 |
0.03732 |
187 |
162 |
15 |
10 |
1286 |
No Jake, it's not a giant ball. God doesn't play fetch with the universe. |
1.1871 |
0.03616 |
171 |
145 |
20 |
6 |
1287 |
I wonder what it smells like? |
1.1871 |
0.03616 |
171 |
145 |
20 |
6 |
1288 |
What d'ya think, to howl or not? |
1.1871 |
0.03616 |
171 |
145 |
20 |
6 |
1289 |
It’s finally time to meet Pink Floyd! |
1.1871 |
0.03520 |
171 |
144 |
22 |
5 |
1290 |
Last time I saw something like that I was in the dog park saying hi to the cute Black Lab… |
1.1871 |
0.03710 |
171 |
146 |
18 |
7 |
1291 |
You can't trust solar power. |
1.1871 |
0.03750 |
155 |
131 |
19 |
5 |
1292 |
Well… if it’s a black hole, I’m guessing we’re about to lose cell service. |
1.1871 |
0.03399 |
155 |
128 |
25 |
2 |
1293 |
Go ahead, howl anyway….I dare you |
1.1871 |
0.04072 |
155 |
134 |
13 |
8 |
1294 |
Wow! And I thought the hole I dug in the backyard was big! |
1.1871 |
0.03860 |
155 |
132 |
17 |
6 |
1295 |
Ah, the only hole I can't sniff. |
1.1868 |
0.03556 |
182 |
155 |
20 |
7 |
1296 |
Ever notice that when you're hungry you see food bowls everywhere ? |
1.1867 |
0.03879 |
166 |
143 |
15 |
8 |
1297 |
Do you really think there's some intelligent life out there? |
1.1867 |
0.03482 |
166 |
139 |
23 |
4 |
1298 |
Let's give it a good howl and see what happens. |
1.1867 |
0.03972 |
166 |
144 |
13 |
9 |
1299 |
They said it couldn’t be fetched. |
1.1864 |
0.03439 |
177 |
149 |
23 |
5 |
1300 |
That hole was dug by God's puppy. That was our original sin." |
1.1864 |
0.03345 |
177 |
148 |
25 |
4 |
1301 |
Howl at the hole", just doesn't have the same ring to it |
1.1864 |
0.03621 |
177 |
151 |
19 |
7 |
1302 |
That’s cat Steven’s moonshadow. |
1.1864 |
0.03531 |
177 |
150 |
21 |
6 |
1303 |
Turns out the vacuum of space still isn't as scary as the vacuum cleaner. |
1.1863 |
0.03861 |
161 |
138 |
16 |
7 |
1304 |
Do we howl or cry? |
1.1863 |
0.03760 |
161 |
136 |
18 |
6 |
1305 |
They've taken the moon. Now what do we do? |
1.1863 |
0.03655 |
161 |
136 |
20 |
5 |
1306 |
Want to bark at the neighbour instead? |
1.1863 |
0.03655 |
161 |
136 |
20 |
5 |
1307 |
Well finally the moon got over its rash. |
1.1863 |
0.03547 |
161 |
135 |
22 |
4 |
1308 |
Mission accomplished. |
1.1863 |
0.03436 |
161 |
134 |
24 |
3 |
1309 |
Maybe that's where all the tennis balls end up |
1.1863 |
0.03436 |
161 |
134 |
24 |
3 |
1310 |
It’s where all the chew-toys go, never to be seen again. |
1.1863 |
0.03655 |
161 |
136 |
20 |
5 |
1311 |
Dude! #holegoals |
1.1862 |
0.03660 |
145 |
121 |
21 |
3 |
1312 |
Howling at the black hole doesn't have quite the same ring to it. |
1.1860 |
0.03501 |
172 |
145 |
22 |
5 |
1313 |
I guess all the howling finally got to him. |
1.1860 |
0.03597 |
172 |
146 |
20 |
6 |
1314 |
A new moon. Embrace the calm. |
1.1859 |
0.03254 |
156 |
128 |
27 |
1 |
1315 |
I hope we don't get pooped on! |
1.1858 |
0.03622 |
183 |
157 |
18 |
8 |
1316 |
Looks like one of the theater camp kids finally hit high C |
1.1858 |
0.03273 |
183 |
153 |
26 |
4 |
1317 |
I’m always being blamed, but that’s where all the homework goes. |
1.1857 |
0.04251 |
140 |
121 |
12 |
7 |
1318 |
Bet it smells good |
1.1856 |
0.03357 |
167 |
139 |
25 |
3 |
1319 |
Sirius is on the loose! |
1.1856 |
0.03566 |
167 |
141 |
21 |
5 |
1320 |
You're baying at Pink Floyd. |
1.1856 |
0.03763 |
167 |
143 |
17 |
7 |
1321 |
I think it was Carl Sagan's mutt who said: "“Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves.” |
1.1856 |
0.03763 |
167 |
143 |
17 |
7 |
1322 |
If somebody calls, don't go. |
1.1856 |
0.03463 |
167 |
140 |
23 |
4 |
1323 |
That’s where bad dogs go. |
1.1856 |
0.03763 |
167 |
143 |
17 |
7 |
1324 |
Ah Rufus,see the curves of the great ball we can never catch |
1.1856 |
0.03463 |
167 |
140 |
23 |
4 |
1325 |
It’s all my fault. She caught me howling at the sun yesterday. This is terrible. I miss her so much |
1.1856 |
0.03763 |
167 |
143 |
17 |
7 |
1326 |
I’m telling you. There was a giant frisbee up there!” |
1.1856 |
0.03555 |
194 |
167 |
18 |
9 |
1327 |
They sent dogs into space, and chimps, and humans.. so why not cats? |
1.1854 |
0.03688 |
151 |
127 |
20 |
4 |
1328 |
Sometimes it does that. |
1.1854 |
0.03566 |
151 |
126 |
22 |
3 |
1329 |
I guess they call it the moon because it kinda looks like someone's butthole. |
1.1854 |
0.03806 |
151 |
128 |
18 |
5 |
1330 |
I told you we were late! |
1.1854 |
0.03440 |
151 |
125 |
24 |
2 |
1331 |
“OK…we finally howled it away…now what?” |
1.1854 |
0.03774 |
178 |
154 |
15 |
9 |
1332 |
That’s five balls we need back. |
1.1854 |
0.03513 |
178 |
151 |
21 |
6 |
1333 |
Einstein only theorized wormholes. We've discovered dog holes. |
1.1854 |
0.03421 |
178 |
150 |
23 |
5 |
1334 |
Oh dear, looks like the cow didn't make it, after all |
1.1854 |
0.03231 |
178 |
148 |
27 |
3 |
1335 |
I don’t feel like howling tonight. I think I’ll just journal about this. |
1.1852 |
0.03417 |
162 |
135 |
24 |
3 |
1336 |
Is this the answer to the Universe or are we just hungry? |
1.1852 |
0.03377 |
189 |
160 |
23 |
6 |
1337 |
Do we howl, or what? |
1.1852 |
0.03417 |
162 |
135 |
24 |
3 |
1338 |
If the cat were here, she'd know what it means. |
1.1852 |
0.03818 |
135 |
113 |
19 |
3 |
1339 |
And that’s where all the squirrels go. |
1.1852 |
0.03634 |
162 |
137 |
20 |
5 |
1340 |
Now you have to pay monthly for Moon+. |
1.1852 |
0.03839 |
162 |
139 |
16 |
7 |
1341 |
I hear it's AWESOME in color. |
1.1850 |
0.03179 |
173 |
143 |
28 |
2 |
1342 |
So that's what the new moon looks like! |
1.1850 |
0.03482 |
173 |
146 |
22 |
5 |
1343 |
Apparently, Canis Major was a major bully and was canceled. |
1.1850 |
0.03482 |
173 |
146 |
22 |
5 |
1344 |
So that’s where Pluto buries his bones. |
1.1849 |
0.04008 |
146 |
125 |
15 |
6 |
1345 |
One day, I want to sniff that. |
1.1849 |
0.03367 |
146 |
120 |
25 |
1 |
1346 |
Kind of big for a worm whole if you ask me. |
1.1848 |
0.03257 |
184 |
154 |
26 |
4 |
1347 |
Howling at the black hole just doesn't have the same ring. |
1.1848 |
0.03257 |
184 |
154 |
26 |
4 |
1348 |
But don't forget Einstein's theory, and I quote..... |
1.1848 |
0.03603 |
184 |
158 |
18 |
8 |
1349 |
Howling at them may feel good, but it doesn't really solve anything. |
1.1847 |
0.03706 |
157 |
133 |
19 |
5 |
1350 |
Wait. What? |
1.1847 |
0.03594 |
157 |
132 |
21 |
4 |
1351 |
Starry, starry black hole... |
1.1845 |
0.03444 |
168 |
141 |
23 |
4 |
1352 |
They call it a black hole, but I call it a 'space in space'. |
1.1845 |
0.03836 |
168 |
145 |
15 |
8 |
1353 |
Hardly worth howling at that. |
1.1845 |
0.03339 |
168 |
140 |
25 |
3 |
1354 |
I’m howling on the inside. |
1.1845 |
0.03645 |
168 |
143 |
19 |
6 |
1355 |
I miss the Earth. |
1.1844 |
0.03310 |
179 |
150 |
25 |
4 |
1356 |
I don’t know what we’re supposed to do now. |
1.1844 |
0.03404 |
179 |
151 |
23 |
5 |
1357 |
Do you think we ate it? |
1.1844 |
0.03584 |
179 |
153 |
19 |
7 |
1358 |
I don't know what they do at their church, but I pray this is a big meatball. |
1.1842 |
0.03896 |
152 |
130 |
16 |
6 |
1359 |
That's where the howl catcher used to live |
1.1842 |
0.03783 |
152 |
129 |
18 |
5 |
1360 |
I hear it's full of cats. |
1.1842 |
0.03783 |
152 |
129 |
18 |
5 |
1361 |
I did NOT dig that one. |
1.1842 |
0.03783 |
152 |
129 |
18 |
5 |
1362 |
Watch if we don’t get blamed for tearing a hole in the fabric of space-time. |
1.1840 |
0.03613 |
163 |
138 |
20 |
5 |
1363 |
Oh well, I didn't feel like howling anyways. But on the brightside now we can see the dog star. |
1.1840 |
0.03717 |
163 |
139 |
18 |
6 |
1364 |
Well, let's just bay at the event horizon then. |
1.1840 |
0.03915 |
163 |
141 |
14 |
8 |
1365 |
Should we sniff it? |
1.1839 |
0.03366 |
174 |
146 |
24 |
4 |
1366 |
I knew you were good at digging holes. But that one . . . oh, my. |
1.1839 |
0.03651 |
174 |
149 |
18 |
7 |
1367 |
That, son, is a black hoooowl! |
1.1839 |
0.03163 |
174 |
144 |
28 |
2 |
1368 |
It's just a black hole. Don't get sucked in. |
1.1838 |
0.03330 |
185 |
156 |
24 |
5 |
1369 |
Do you think we’ll get to sniff one in our lifetime? |
1.1838 |
0.03585 |
185 |
159 |
18 |
8 |
1370 |
Do they expect us to howl at this one? |
1.1837 |
0.03864 |
147 |
125 |
17 |
5 |
1371 |
Are you not seeing what I’m not seeing? |
1.1835 |
0.03685 |
158 |
134 |
19 |
5 |
1372 |
Screw it, I'll sniff anything once. |
1.1835 |
0.03897 |
158 |
136 |
15 |
7 |
1373 |
All that cheese just gone! |
1.1834 |
0.03321 |
169 |
141 |
25 |
3 |
1374 |
Black holes matter. |
1.1834 |
0.03527 |
169 |
143 |
21 |
5 |
1375 |
Yup, so that's the holy place where all dogs go to heaven!!!!! |
1.1834 |
0.03527 |
169 |
143 |
21 |
5 |
1376 |
Should we try to go sniff it? |
1.1834 |
0.03527 |
169 |
143 |
21 |
5 |
1377 |
Humans call it a Black Hole, I'm just hungry. |
1.1834 |
0.03527 |
169 |
143 |
21 |
5 |
1378 |
I can dig it." |
1.1834 |
0.03625 |
169 |
144 |
19 |
6 |
1379 |
Mommy when did Canis Major turn around? |
1.1834 |
0.03815 |
169 |
146 |
15 |
8 |
1380 |
Now that it’s gone, do we call it a day? |
1.1834 |
0.03425 |
169 |
142 |
23 |
4 |
1381 |
See what happens when you howl at the moon: it gets scared. |
1.1833 |
0.03294 |
180 |
151 |
25 |
4 |
1382 |
Our barks really are worse than our bites! |
1.1833 |
0.03565 |
180 |
154 |
19 |
7 |
1383 |
::sniiiiifffffff:: |
1.1833 |
0.03651 |
180 |
155 |
17 |
8 |
1384 |
An infinite void . . . No light. No sound. No behind-the-ear rubs. |
1.1833 |
0.03386 |
180 |
152 |
23 |
5 |
1385 |
It's a zen moon. You howl to it in silence. |
1.1832 |
0.03505 |
191 |
164 |
19 |
8 |
1386 |
I know it's still there. I can smell it. |
1.1832 |
0.03505 |
191 |
164 |
19 |
8 |
1387 |
What did you expect? It was only a paper moon. |
1.1830 |
0.03982 |
153 |
132 |
14 |
7 |
1388 |
So, do we howl? Not howl? I’m so confused… |
1.1830 |
0.03760 |
153 |
130 |
18 |
5 |
1389 |
Maybe that's where you buried that bone. |
1.1829 |
0.03593 |
164 |
139 |
20 |
5 |
1390 |
I wonder what took those humans so long to figure out what a black hole was. |
1.1829 |
0.03487 |
164 |
138 |
22 |
4 |
1391 |
Google says dogs howling at the moon is a myth, but you can't argue with results like this." |
1.1829 |
0.03796 |
164 |
141 |
16 |
7 |
1392 |
There! Bury your bone there and they’ll never find it. |
1.1829 |
0.03893 |
164 |
142 |
14 |
8 |
1393 |
Can someone turn on the moon? |
1.1829 |
0.03593 |
164 |
139 |
20 |
5 |
1394 |
I guess we made too big a fuss. |
1.1829 |
0.03249 |
175 |
146 |
26 |
3 |
1395 |
I'll smell you later. |
1.1829 |
0.03445 |
175 |
148 |
22 |
5 |
1396 |
I just can’t get as excited about howling at a black hole. |
1.1829 |
0.03540 |
175 |
149 |
20 |
6 |
1397 |
Guess we need to learn anti howling. |
1.1829 |
0.03349 |
175 |
147 |
24 |
4 |
1398 |
It's a black hole and it takes away bones forever! |
1.1828 |
0.03648 |
186 |
161 |
16 |
9 |
1399 |
Howling feels hollow. |
1.1828 |
0.03039 |
186 |
154 |
30 |
2 |
1400 |
I don’t care if it’s dangerous, I still want to chase it. |
1.1828 |
0.03400 |
186 |
158 |
22 |
6 |
1401 |
The man in orange wants to put his picture there. |
1.1824 |
0.04183 |
148 |
129 |
11 |
8 |
1402 |
I didn't understand the ending of Barbie either. |
1.1824 |
0.03718 |
148 |
125 |
19 |
4 |
1403 |
its called the dog constellation----see the bowl |
1.1824 |
0.03592 |
148 |
124 |
21 |
3 |
1404 |
My owner says that black holes are cosmological bodies so dense that not even light can escape, but he also mutters a lot about Mercury being in retrograde and how that negatively impacts him as a Pisces so I don’t know…. |
1.1824 |
0.04292 |
148 |
130 |
9 |
9 |
1405 |
Is it me, or is that black hole getting bigger? |
1.1824 |
0.03553 |
159 |
134 |
21 |
4 |
1406 |
Howling isn't quite the same, is it? |
1.1824 |
0.03439 |
159 |
133 |
23 |
3 |
1407 |
They say we’ll all end up there sooner or later. |
1.1824 |
0.03663 |
159 |
135 |
19 |
5 |
1408 |
No moon? No cow? No howl! |
1.1824 |
0.03874 |
159 |
137 |
15 |
7 |
1409 |
Moon for the misbegotten |
1.1824 |
0.03663 |
159 |
135 |
19 |
5 |
1410 |
If we don't bark at the moon every night, it disappears. |
1.1824 |
0.03701 |
170 |
146 |
17 |
7 |
1411 |
You should have stopped howling at that thing! |
1.1824 |
0.03508 |
170 |
144 |
21 |
5 |
1412 |
The real estate there is over the moon. |
1.1824 |
0.03605 |
170 |
145 |
19 |
6 |
1413 |
It's god's butthole, son. To smell that is to know everything there ever was. |
1.1824 |
0.03508 |
170 |
144 |
21 |
5 |
1414 |
No, if it were a black hole we would see the event horizon. |
1.1824 |
0.03794 |
170 |
147 |
15 |
8 |
1415 |
Not much to howl at tonight is there |
1.1823 |
0.03459 |
181 |
154 |
21 |
6 |
1416 |
Should we try to howl again? |
1.1823 |
0.03182 |
181 |
151 |
27 |
3 |
1417 |
It's called a black hole, Pluto. And it's where all the bad puppies go, never to be heard from again. |
1.1823 |
0.03632 |
181 |
156 |
17 |
8 |
1418 |
I just see a bone. |
1.1818 |
0.03468 |
165 |
139 |
22 |
4 |
1419 |
Maybe he just slipped off? |
1.1818 |
0.03015 |
198 |
165 |
30 |
3 |
1420 |
Doghole, not wormhole, Rover. |
1.1818 |
0.03379 |
154 |
128 |
24 |
2 |
1421 |
Well, I guess it's because we were howling at it for so long...it just exploded! |
1.1818 |
0.03675 |
165 |
141 |
18 |
6 |
1422 |
Now that's something to howl about |
1.1818 |
0.03209 |
187 |
157 |
26 |
4 |
1423 |
Ooooo! O,O,Ooooo! |
1.1818 |
0.03737 |
154 |
131 |
18 |
5 |
1424 |
what's our purpose now? |
1.1818 |
0.03503 |
154 |
129 |
22 |
3 |
1425 |
Now you've done it. I said give me a howl, not a hole! |
1.1818 |
0.03427 |
176 |
149 |
22 |
5 |
1426 |
Okay, quantum physics aside, what if it’s not a hole. What if it’s a ball? |
1.1818 |
0.03958 |
154 |
133 |
14 |
7 |
1427 |
You go first. |
1.1813 |
0.03442 |
182 |
155 |
21 |
6 |
1428 |
Look! Alpo Centauri! |
1.1813 |
0.03681 |
171 |
147 |
17 |
7 |
1429 |
They said it was a solution to the howling. |
1.1813 |
0.03863 |
171 |
149 |
13 |
9 |
1430 |
It's the eyeball of somethin' big, I'm tellin' ya.... |
1.1812 |
0.03532 |
160 |
135 |
21 |
4 |
1431 |
If you look right in the middle, you can see Uranus. |
1.1812 |
0.03816 |
149 |
127 |
17 |
5 |
1432 |
Yes, I miss howling, but I'm mastering scat. |
1.1812 |
0.03881 |
138 |
117 |
17 |
4 |
1433 |
That’’s where this thing they used to call Earth was located. |
1.1808 |
0.03314 |
177 |
149 |
24 |
4 |
1434 |
How can we howl when we can't see the moon? |
1.1808 |
0.03593 |
177 |
152 |
18 |
7 |
1435 |
Yes it could be a giant chocolate donut but sadly it’s probably a peek at the existential void |
1.1808 |
0.03767 |
177 |
154 |
14 |
9 |
1436 |
Should I howl or not? |
1.1807 |
0.03341 |
166 |
139 |
24 |
3 |
1437 |
I think we drank too much Moonshine. |
1.1807 |
0.03753 |
166 |
143 |
16 |
7 |
1438 |
I think it is a black hole and not a planet because I feel strangely compelled to throw a bone in there and cover it up. |
1.1807 |
0.03849 |
166 |
144 |
14 |
8 |
1439 |
It’s howling at us! |
1.1807 |
0.03553 |
166 |
141 |
20 |
5 |
1440 |
It's like a hole in the sky. A black hole. |
1.1807 |
0.03553 |
166 |
141 |
20 |
5 |
1441 |
Wow, even the moon is feeling this energy crisis. |
1.1807 |
0.03654 |
166 |
142 |
18 |
6 |
1442 |
I call it a "Black Howl" |
1.1807 |
0.03654 |
166 |
142 |
18 |
6 |
1443 |
Always thought it was overrated, to be honest. Plus, no more werewolves, which is nice. |
1.1807 |
0.03654 |
166 |
142 |
18 |
6 |
1444 |
I swear it was there two weeks ago. |
1.1807 |
0.03341 |
166 |
139 |
24 |
3 |
1445 |
No, I'm Canis Major, the big dog, and you're Canis Minor, the little dog. |
1.1807 |
0.03553 |
166 |
141 |
20 |
5 |
1446 |
I could really dig that hole as an astronaut ... a dog can dream |
1.1807 |
0.03230 |
166 |
138 |
26 |
2 |
1447 |
They say it’s the Dog Star but it looks like an empty feed bowl to me. |
1.1806 |
0.03600 |
155 |
131 |
20 |
4 |
1448 |
It’s the ultimate fetch. |
1.1806 |
0.04039 |
155 |
135 |
12 |
8 |
1449 |
...another rolling blackout... |
1.1806 |
0.03826 |
155 |
133 |
16 |
6 |
1450 |
That’s the only hole I’ve seen but haven’t sniffed yet |
1.1806 |
0.03715 |
155 |
132 |
18 |
5 |
1451 |
It ain’t the same. Howling at an eclipse. |
1.1806 |
0.04022 |
144 |
124 |
14 |
6 |
1452 |
Frankly, I always found Pink Floyd
pretentious and overrated. |
1.1802 |
0.03567 |
172 |
147 |
19 |
6 |
1453 |
Just when I get my howl perfected, this happens. |
1.1802 |
0.03370 |
172 |
145 |
23 |
4 |
1454 |
Perhaps we should howl at it. |
1.1802 |
0.03470 |
172 |
146 |
21 |
5 |
1455 |
Someday we will go to that big Dog House in the sky |
1.1802 |
0.03370 |
172 |
145 |
23 |
4 |
1456 |
What's next--they neuter us? |
1.1801 |
0.03400 |
161 |
135 |
23 |
3 |
1457 |
Do you ever feel as if we're all howling over nothing? |
1.1801 |
0.03727 |
161 |
138 |
17 |
6 |
1458 |
I begged you not to sing. |
1.1801 |
0.03400 |
161 |
135 |
23 |
3 |
1459 |
With howling out, now what ? |
1.1800 |
0.03548 |
150 |
126 |
21 |
3 |
1460 |
That’s okay. I have a bit of a sore throat anyway. |
1.1799 |
0.04241 |
139 |
121 |
11 |
7 |
1461 |
Do you think our howls were too piercing? |
1.1798 |
0.03297 |
178 |
150 |
24 |
4 |
1462 |
You howled too loud. |
1.1798 |
0.03297 |
178 |
150 |
24 |
4 |
1463 |
They call it a black hole, but I like to think of it as marrow at the center of a bone. |
1.1796 |
0.03634 |
167 |
143 |
18 |
6 |
1464 |
Must be a power failure! |
1.1796 |
0.03533 |
167 |
142 |
20 |
5 |
1465 |
Should we be baying at that thing? |
1.1796 |
0.03213 |
167 |
139 |
26 |
2 |
1466 |
I bet you could learn the secrets of the universe if you could get close enough to sniff that. |
1.1796 |
0.03430 |
167 |
141 |
22 |
4 |
1467 |
Mom told you she loves you to the moon and back,eh? |
1.1796 |
0.03533 |
167 |
142 |
20 |
5 |
1468 |
I can’t put my paw on it. I just don’t feel like howling tonight. |
1.1796 |
0.03323 |
167 |
140 |
24 |
3 |
1469 |
I don't feel like howling either. Let's just talk. |
1.1796 |
0.03533 |
167 |
142 |
20 |
5 |
1470 |
Maybe now we can have a real conversation |
1.1796 |
0.03533 |
167 |
142 |
20 |
5 |
1471 |
Well, this could explain my lack of motivation lately. |
1.1795 |
0.03579 |
156 |
132 |
20 |
4 |
1472 |
it doesn't mean there's nothing there, only that there is so much we can't see it |
1.1795 |
0.03693 |
156 |
133 |
18 |
5 |
1473 |
Black hole or new moon? I dunno, it's all black & white to me. |
1.1795 |
0.03579 |
156 |
132 |
20 |
4 |
1474 |
Look at the stars. See their beauty.
And in that beauty, see that doughnut we weren't allowed eat
(Louis Narushima-Johnson, 13) |
1.1795 |
0.03693 |
156 |
133 |
18 |
5 |
1475 |
It’s nothing to sniff at. |
1.1795 |
0.03579 |
156 |
132 |
20 |
4 |
1476 |
Of course it's serious. |
1.1795 |
0.03693 |
156 |
133 |
18 |
5 |
1477 |
Legend has it that billions of lost tennis balls have slipped into that hole. |
1.1793 |
0.03319 |
184 |
156 |
23 |
5 |
1478 |
I swear it was just here. |
1.1793 |
0.03996 |
145 |
125 |
14 |
6 |
1479 |
Wow. Look at all the colors! |
1.1793 |
0.03748 |
145 |
123 |
18 |
4 |
1480 |
Maybe we should bark at it. |
1.1793 |
0.03996 |
145 |
125 |
14 |
6 |
1481 |
I heard in there you can run forever. |
1.1792 |
0.03353 |
173 |
146 |
23 |
4 |
1482 |
You…you think we were a little too loud? |
1.1792 |
0.03547 |
173 |
148 |
19 |
6 |
1483 |
Howling at it just hasn’t felt the same since the apocalypse. |
1.1792 |
0.03547 |
173 |
148 |
19 |
6 |
1484 |
Well...It's not like there's nothing else to howl over. |
1.1792 |
0.03251 |
173 |
145 |
25 |
3 |
1485 |
How do we sniff it? |
1.1790 |
0.03381 |
162 |
136 |
23 |
3 |
1486 |
I can’t howl at a black hole. |
1.1790 |
0.03381 |
162 |
136 |
23 |
3 |
1487 |
That must be the 'bad dog' look. |
1.1790 |
0.03600 |
162 |
138 |
19 |
5 |
1488 |
'We've either stumbled upon an unexplained mystery of the Universe, or those eye drops aren't doing diddly.' |
1.1790 |
0.03600 |
162 |
138 |
19 |
5 |
1489 |
Ooops! The Dog Star is missing from our sky tonight! |
1.1789 |
0.03163 |
190 |
160 |
26 |
4 |
1490 |
When it comes closer we can sniff it and tell what it is. |
1.1788 |
0.03650 |
151 |
128 |
19 |
4 |
1491 |
Cows! Who would've thunk? |
1.1788 |
0.03399 |
151 |
126 |
23 |
2 |
1492 |
supply chain issues |
1.1788 |
0.03399 |
151 |
126 |
23 |
2 |
1493 |
I don’t know whether to howl or whimper. |
1.1788 |
0.03399 |
151 |
126 |
23 |
2 |
1494 |
I could tell you a lot more if I could sniff that. |
1.1788 |
0.03374 |
179 |
152 |
22 |
5 |
1495 |
I've heard of "black holes", but I always thought it was something I dug up in the back yard. |
1.1786 |
0.03514 |
168 |
143 |
20 |
5 |
1496 |
What have they gone and done this time? |
1.1786 |
0.03711 |
168 |
145 |
16 |
7 |
1497 |
Betcha I can too jump through it! |
1.1786 |
0.03961 |
140 |
120 |
15 |
5 |
1498 |
I knew I was tone deaf, but I really didn't expect it to shatter. |
1.1786 |
0.03411 |
168 |
142 |
22 |
4 |
1499 |
Is it under the couch? |
1.1786 |
0.03711 |
168 |
145 |
16 |
7 |
1500 |
I don't know about you, but I'm not howling at that moon! |
1.1784 |
0.03390 |
185 |
158 |
21 |
6 |
1501 |
These New Yorker cartoonists are really lacking inspiration |
1.1783 |
0.03991 |
157 |
137 |
12 |
8 |
1502 |
I’m not sure whether to howl or cry. |
1.1783 |
0.03195 |
157 |
130 |
26 |
1 |
1503 |
It's the cosmic dog door. |
1.1783 |
0.03671 |
157 |
134 |
18 |
5 |
1504 |
Don’t tell
Aaron Rogers |
1.1783 |
0.03441 |
157 |
132 |
22 |
3 |
1505 |
“but even if you could fetch it at the speed of light, by the time you got back every stuffed animal you ever loved would be dead. That’s relativity.” |
1.1783 |
0.03887 |
157 |
136 |
14 |
7 |
1506 |
I guess our howling scared it away. |
1.1782 |
0.03433 |
174 |
148 |
21 |
5 |
1507 |
It's not nothing. It's like the hole in a bagel. |
1.1782 |
0.03621 |
174 |
150 |
17 |
7 |
1508 |
I heard they found bones on Mars. |
1.1781 |
0.03725 |
146 |
124 |
18 |
4 |
1509 |
No, you can't sniff it. |
1.1781 |
0.03849 |
146 |
125 |
16 |
5 |
1510 |
That's not a moon dog. |
1.1779 |
0.03472 |
163 |
138 |
21 |
4 |
1511 |
We finally scared it away. |
1.1779 |
0.03362 |
163 |
137 |
23 |
3 |
1512 |
There are thousands of fire hydrants up there. |
1.1779 |
0.03684 |
163 |
140 |
17 |
6 |
1513 |
Don’t be sad. Looks like granddad’s having a great time. |
1.1779 |
0.03247 |
163 |
136 |
25 |
2 |
1514 |
You say hole,I say doorway. |
1.1779 |
0.03580 |
163 |
139 |
19 |
5 |
1515 |
Siriusly, it's a black hole. |
1.1779 |
0.03684 |
163 |
140 |
17 |
6 |
1516 |
The hoops are getting harder and harder to jump through. |
1.1779 |
0.03472 |
163 |
138 |
21 |
4 |
1517 |
I'm not sure what we're supposed to bark at. |
1.1779 |
0.03247 |
163 |
136 |
25 |
2 |
1518 |
So, "Fetch" he says. Do you believe that? |
1.1778 |
0.03357 |
180 |
153 |
22 |
5 |
1519 |
I used to be able to bay at the moon. Another pleasure gone. |
1.1778 |
0.03263 |
180 |
152 |
24 |
4 |
1520 |
It’s where the great dog spirit sniffs. |
1.1776 |
0.03628 |
152 |
129 |
19 |
4 |
1521 |
So that’s where they threw the ball. |
1.1776 |
0.03860 |
152 |
131 |
15 |
6 |
1522 |
This totally reminds me of the time we chased that ocelot. |
1.1776 |
0.03379 |
152 |
127 |
23 |
2 |
1523 |
Dog, if you're listening, that's the best dogdamn hole I've ever seen. |
1.1776 |
0.03505 |
152 |
128 |
21 |
3 |
1524 |
I told you that black holes are not just theoretical. |
1.1776 |
0.03972 |
152 |
132 |
13 |
7 |
1525 |
Typically, they aren't looking for life that looks like us. |
1.1776 |
0.03628 |
152 |
129 |
19 |
4 |
1526 |
If a dog howls at the moon but no moon is around to hear it, are we making a sound? |
1.1776 |
0.04080 |
152 |
133 |
11 |
8 |
1527 |
I'll bet 3 treats that I can get my head and whole body through that hole. |
1.1775 |
0.03691 |
169 |
146 |
16 |
7 |
1528 |
How do you howl at a black hole? |
1.1775 |
0.03495 |
169 |
144 |
20 |
5 |
1529 |
Maybe we bayed too long. |
1.1775 |
0.03392 |
169 |
143 |
22 |
4 |
1530 |
If you howl into it, it howls back into you. |
1.1775 |
0.03785 |
169 |
147 |
14 |
8 |
1531 |
this one is going to be hard to fetch. |
1.1775 |
0.03495 |
169 |
144 |
20 |
5 |
1532 |
I wouldn’t sniff that hole. |
1.1774 |
0.03373 |
186 |
159 |
21 |
6 |
1533 |
I'm afraid... From right here you cant' see the whole sky... Look that black Hole... |
1.1773 |
0.04062 |
141 |
122 |
13 |
6 |
1534 |
I guess they’re not theoretical. |
1.1772 |
0.03649 |
158 |
135 |
18 |
5 |
1535 |
We are all chasing that great black ball in the sky, one day we all catch it. |
1.1771 |
0.03510 |
175 |
150 |
19 |
6 |
1536 |
I bet that one smells amazing! |
1.1771 |
0.03317 |
175 |
148 |
23 |
4 |
1537 |
Star night, star bright, first star I don't see tonight. |
1.1771 |
0.03415 |
175 |
149 |
21 |
5 |
1538 |
I think the issue is Sirius. |
1.1771 |
0.03383 |
192 |
165 |
20 |
7 |
1539 |
Why does nature abhor a vacuum that doesn't make noise? |
1.1769 |
0.03701 |
147 |
125 |
18 |
4 |
1540 |
Looks like there's nothing to howl at tonight. |
1.1769 |
0.03302 |
147 |
122 |
24 |
1 |
1541 |
It's nothing to howl at ! |
1.1768 |
0.03560 |
164 |
140 |
19 |
5 |
1542 |
He howled and the he was gone. |
1.1768 |
0.03453 |
164 |
139 |
21 |
4 |
1543 |
It must be very far away....I can't smell it. |
1.1768 |
0.03560 |
164 |
140 |
19 |
5 |
1544 |
Well, so much for baying. |
1.1768 |
0.03343 |
164 |
138 |
23 |
3 |
1545 |
Oh no! The moon! We shall howl no more… |
1.1768 |
0.03663 |
164 |
141 |
17 |
6 |
1546 |
I think that’s the gaping hole our humans say happens, after we leave them on earth. |
1.1768 |
0.03663 |
164 |
141 |
17 |
6 |
1547 |
Maybe we howled too much. |
1.1768 |
0.03247 |
181 |
153 |
24 |
4 |
1548 |
Howling at the Hole doesn't work for me. |
1.1765 |
0.03670 |
170 |
147 |
16 |
7 |
1549 |
Seems like a lost opportunity. |
1.1765 |
0.03161 |
170 |
142 |
26 |
2 |
1550 |
Oh, great. Now what are we supposed to howl at? |
1.1765 |
0.03837 |
153 |
132 |
15 |
6 |
1551 |
So that's where that huge sucking sound is coming from. |
1.1765 |
0.03359 |
153 |
128 |
23 |
2 |
1552 |
That's where all of our tennis balls disappear. |
1.1765 |
0.03476 |
170 |
145 |
20 |
5 |
1553 |
‘ I think they are trying to moon us, |
1.1765 |
0.03269 |
187 |
159 |
23 |
5 |
1554 |
There's 'Fetch' and then there's 'No way.' |
1.1765 |
0.03574 |
170 |
146 |
18 |
6 |
1555 |
Just another hoop to jump through someday I guess. |
1.1765 |
0.03484 |
153 |
129 |
21 |
3 |
1556 |
Hey Butch, you finally scared the man away. |
1.1765 |
0.03374 |
170 |
144 |
22 |
4 |
1557 |
I've got just the right word for it and it's "Wow!" |
1.1765 |
0.03683 |
187 |
164 |
13 |
10 |
1558 |
Ah,the doggy door to heaven! |
1.1765 |
0.03837 |
153 |
132 |
15 |
6 |
1559 |
Maybe she just needs more space. |
1.1762 |
0.03203 |
193 |
164 |
24 |
5 |
1560 |
Reminds me of my 20s. |
1.1761 |
0.03491 |
176 |
151 |
19 |
6 |
1561 |
It’s consuming everything around it. We call it “The Baby.” |
1.1761 |
0.03397 |
176 |
150 |
21 |
5 |
1562 |
Are we supposed to howl now? |
1.1761 |
0.03841 |
159 |
138 |
14 |
7 |
1563 |
You're right. I am color-blind, and it might be a dark-blue hole. |
1.1761 |
0.03517 |
159 |
135 |
20 |
4 |
1564 |
Faced with the infinite beauty and inspiring mystery of the universe, and the only thing you can focus on is the void? I think you really are coming to resemble your owner. |
1.1761 |
0.03944 |
159 |
139 |
12 |
8 |
1565 |
Where’d the space cloud go? |
1.1761 |
0.03505 |
142 |
119 |
21 |
2 |
1566 |
Can't get close enough to give it a good sniff |
1.1758 |
0.03643 |
165 |
142 |
17 |
6 |
1567 |
What kind of mushrooms did you say they were again? |
1.1758 |
0.03434 |
165 |
140 |
21 |
4 |
1568 |
Where'd the big tennis ball go? |
1.1757 |
0.03551 |
148 |
125 |
20 |
3 |
1569 |
Don’t sniff that one. |
1.1757 |
0.03920 |
148 |
128 |
14 |
6 |
1570 |
We could still howl, I suppose, but what would be the point? |
1.1757 |
0.03678 |
148 |
126 |
18 |
4 |
1571 |
Global warming is effecting the solar system" |
1.1754 |
0.03555 |
171 |
147 |
18 |
6 |
1572 |
I feel my barking is just a manifestation of latent existential dread or maybe I'm just missing my squeaky toy. |
1.1754 |
0.03457 |
171 |
146 |
20 |
5 |
1573 |
I've names it Spot. |
1.1754 |
0.03457 |
171 |
146 |
20 |
5 |
1574 |
One less ball to chase… |
1.1754 |
0.03144 |
171 |
143 |
26 |
2 |
1575 |
Great place to bury a bone. |
1.1753 |
0.03464 |
154 |
130 |
21 |
3 |
1576 |
Looks like someone finally caught the big tennis ball in the sky. |
1.1753 |
0.03584 |
154 |
131 |
19 |
4 |
1577 |
Somebody is really trying to shut us up! |
1.1753 |
0.03814 |
154 |
133 |
15 |
6 |
1578 |
That's where all the bones go. |
1.1753 |
0.03339 |
154 |
129 |
23 |
2 |
1579 |
I saw something similar yesterday when I met Hank, the Dalmatian from down the street. |
1.1750 |
0.03382 |
160 |
135 |
22 |
3 |
1580 |
Well so much for that! |
1.1750 |
0.03607 |
160 |
137 |
18 |
5 |
1581 |
D2
= (-33.4 – (-35.0))2
+ (-39.8 – (12.7)2
so
D = 52 million light years; |
1.1748 |
0.04362 |
143 |
127 |
7 |
9 |
1582 |
But what’s on the other side? |
1.1748 |
0.03621 |
143 |
121 |
19 |
3 |
1583 |
That is what astrophysicists call a "Black Hole" |
1.1747 |
0.03306 |
166 |
140 |
23 |
3 |
1584 |
If we're supposed to jump through that, I'm out of here! |
1.1747 |
0.03622 |
166 |
143 |
17 |
6 |
1585 |
I bet it's full of bacon! |
1.1747 |
0.03306 |
166 |
140 |
23 |
3 |
1586 |
Fetch can be a dangerous game, Fluffers. If the tennis ball is thrown too hard, it can poke a hole in the fabric of the universe. |
1.1745 |
0.03777 |
149 |
128 |
16 |
5 |
1587 |
Total eclipse of the bark |
1.1745 |
0.03655 |
149 |
127 |
18 |
4 |
1588 |
You howled at it too hard. |
1.1744 |
0.03536 |
172 |
148 |
18 |
6 |
1589 |
Guess we can howl at the hole! |
1.1744 |
0.03234 |
172 |
145 |
24 |
3 |
1590 |
That must be where all of our tennis balls have disappeared to. |
1.1744 |
0.03234 |
172 |
145 |
24 |
3 |
1591 |
I betting this is the work of some cat. |
1.1742 |
0.03443 |
155 |
131 |
21 |
3 |
1592 |
I’m not going to sniff it, you sniff it. |
1.1742 |
0.03319 |
155 |
130 |
23 |
2 |
1593 |
It's a black hole - scents can't even escape its gravity |
1.1742 |
0.03791 |
155 |
134 |
15 |
6 |
1594 |
I howled at the moon and the next thing I knew... |
1.1742 |
0.03563 |
155 |
132 |
19 |
4 |
1595 |
I'm telling you he lives up there, he's just like us, and his name is Sirius. |
1.1742 |
0.03678 |
155 |
133 |
17 |
5 |
1596 |
Each one has at least 18 cities, each city has at least 8,457 fire hydrants, that means there is over 238 hydrants to pee on... My friend, the opportunities in this universe are endless. |
1.1742 |
0.03720 |
178 |
156 |
13 |
9 |
1597 |
What excuse can I use for howling now? |
1.1742 |
0.03455 |
178 |
153 |
19 |
6 |
1598 |
Can you smell that!!? |
1.1739 |
0.03476 |
161 |
137 |
20 |
4 |
1599 |
My art book says it's called negative space. |
1.1739 |
0.03586 |
161 |
138 |
18 |
5 |
1600 |
Is there anybody out there? |
1.1739 |
0.03476 |
161 |
137 |
20 |
4 |
1601 |
Yup, the universe is just one big sugar powdered donut. |
1.1739 |
0.03476 |
161 |
137 |
20 |
4 |
1602 |
They say it’s a black hole, but I think it’s just a Frisbee. |
1.1739 |
0.03586 |
161 |
138 |
18 |
5 |
1603 |
So that’s where all our barks go. |
1.1739 |
0.03693 |
161 |
139 |
16 |
6 |
1604 |
Howling is useless. |
1.1739 |
0.03586 |
161 |
138 |
18 |
5 |
1605 |
This S@#t comes on threes Trump as President, a the pandemic and now this! |
1.1739 |
0.03465 |
184 |
159 |
18 |
7 |
1606 |
Rex claims he dug that hole. |
1.1739 |
0.03586 |
161 |
138 |
18 |
5 |
1607 |
If only we could dig a hole that big. |
1.1739 |
0.03586 |
161 |
138 |
18 |
5 |
1608 |
No, I don't think this is worth baying at tonight. |
1.1739 |
0.03586 |
161 |
138 |
18 |
5 |
1609 |
Wow, it looks like the big water dish in the sky. |
1.1739 |
0.03693 |
161 |
139 |
16 |
6 |
1610 |
That’s the dead spot in the galaxy where Pluto went to the bathroom |
1.1739 |
0.03363 |
161 |
136 |
22 |
3 |
1611 |
You’ve got talent- I’ve been doing this all my life but I never made it disappear! |
1.1737 |
0.03500 |
167 |
143 |
19 |
5 |
1612 |
...and that's where Elon Musk is from. |
1.1737 |
0.03500 |
167 |
143 |
19 |
5 |
1613 |
I told you I'd make it disappear if you didn't stop howling. |
1.1736 |
0.03598 |
144 |
122 |
19 |
3 |
1614 |
Doctor, is this really just a sign of macular degeneration or is it just another human theory of the universe? |
1.1736 |
0.03598 |
144 |
122 |
19 |
3 |
1615 |
Nah, we’ll be blamed for it. |
1.1736 |
0.03317 |
144 |
120 |
23 |
1 |
1616 |
It's just a black tennis ball with a large gravity field. |
1.1736 |
0.03461 |
144 |
121 |
21 |
2 |
1617 |
We turn into wolves every full moon. Not sure how this will affect that rule. |
1.1736 |
0.03598 |
144 |
122 |
19 |
3 |
1618 |
Who fetched the moon?” |
1.1734 |
0.03517 |
173 |
149 |
18 |
6 |
1619 |
He threw the bone down there. |
1.1734 |
0.03420 |
173 |
148 |
20 |
5 |
1620 |
Believe it or not, it’s where we all came from. |
1.1734 |
0.03420 |
173 |
148 |
20 |
5 |
1621 |
Generations of us howling at the moon finally scared it away. |
1.1734 |
0.03703 |
173 |
151 |
14 |
8 |
1622 |
New moons make for a quiet night…… |
1.1733 |
0.03633 |
150 |
128 |
18 |
4 |
1623 |
Great. Congratulations. Your "black howl" worked. |
1.1733 |
0.03985 |
150 |
131 |
12 |
7 |
1624 |
Howling at the dark side of the moon takes me back to my 1970s obedience class days... |
1.1733 |
0.03754 |
150 |
129 |
16 |
5 |
1625 |
Whaddaya say we take a few naps and come back tomorrow?" |
1.1733 |
0.03633 |
150 |
128 |
18 |
4 |
1626 |
This kind of thing would drive my master nuts. |
1.1732 |
0.03437 |
179 |
154 |
19 |
6 |
1627 |
Sniff it and see if it’s friendly. |
1.1731 |
0.03656 |
156 |
134 |
17 |
5 |
1628 |
That's nothing. You should see the hole in my soul. |
1.1731 |
0.03768 |
156 |
135 |
15 |
6 |
1629 |
Either that’s an eclipse, or your howling just got a lot more effective. |
1.1731 |
0.03541 |
156 |
133 |
19 |
4 |
1630 |
All that howling at the moon finally scared it off. |
1.1731 |
0.03768 |
156 |
135 |
15 |
6 |
1631 |
Howling at a "black hole" just isn't the same. |
1.1731 |
0.03656 |
156 |
134 |
17 |
5 |
1632 |
Did you forget to pay our Moon subscription this month? |
1.1731 |
0.03423 |
156 |
132 |
21 |
3 |
1633 |
It’s really moldy. I’d still eat it. |
1.1728 |
0.03227 |
162 |
136 |
24 |
2 |
1634 |
I don't know. I was just barking like normal, and then this? |
1.1728 |
0.03566 |
162 |
139 |
18 |
5 |
1635 |
If you fetched that, you'd be a REALLY good boy. |
1.1728 |
0.03566 |
162 |
139 |
18 |
5 |
1636 |
Take my advice don’t jump through that hole!!! |
1.1728 |
0.03672 |
162 |
140 |
16 |
6 |
1637 |
I hear if you bark at it long enough, it starts barking back at you. |
1.1727 |
0.03527 |
139 |
117 |
20 |
2 |
1638 |
Look, a window into doggy heaven. |
1.1726 |
0.03582 |
168 |
145 |
17 |
6 |
1639 |
Darling, is this what they mean by afterglow? |
1.1726 |
0.03159 |
168 |
141 |
25 |
2 |
1640 |
Howling at a black hole is just not as fun. |
1.1726 |
0.03270 |
168 |
142 |
23 |
3 |
1641 |
I told you not to use that new howl! |
1.1724 |
0.03401 |
174 |
149 |
20 |
5 |
1642 |
If you stay still you'll feel the suction! |
1.1724 |
0.03707 |
145 |
124 |
17 |
4 |
1643 |
Dude, that is some great dog-breath! |
1.1724 |
0.03834 |
145 |
125 |
15 |
5 |
1644 |
The whole howling-at-the-moon thing was always overrated. |
1.1724 |
0.03296 |
145 |
121 |
23 |
1 |
1645 |
Do you see what I see? |
1.1724 |
0.03498 |
174 |
150 |
18 |
6 |
1646 |
It’s a Black Holadoodle! |
1.1724 |
0.03498 |
174 |
150 |
18 |
6 |
1647 |
All your howling finally scared her off, eh? |
1.1722 |
0.03486 |
151 |
128 |
20 |
3 |
1648 |
No more baying at the moon. |
1.1722 |
0.03610 |
151 |
129 |
18 |
4 |
1649 |
Should we tell our humans we’re the ones who dug it? |
1.1722 |
0.03731 |
151 |
130 |
16 |
5 |
1650 |
I was only howling, and it ran away. |
1.1722 |
0.03610 |
151 |
129 |
18 |
4 |
1651 |
Our dog days are over. |
1.1722 |
0.03847 |
151 |
131 |
14 |
6 |
1652 |
Howling just doesn’t feel right anymore. |
1.1720 |
0.03345 |
186 |
160 |
20 |
6 |
1653 |
It sure looks like a black hole. |
1.1720 |
0.03403 |
157 |
133 |
21 |
3 |
1654 |
I think it's the doggy door to heaven, |
1.1720 |
0.03853 |
157 |
137 |
13 |
7 |
1655 |
WTF is that? |
1.1720 |
0.03521 |
157 |
134 |
19 |
4 |
1656 |
We are so lucky to lack the ability to think abstractly! |
1.1720 |
0.03521 |
157 |
134 |
19 |
4 |
1657 |
Howling at the black hole just doesn't have the same cachet. |
1.1720 |
0.03521 |
157 |
134 |
19 |
4 |
1658 |
If only we were close enough to sniff it... |
1.1720 |
0.03403 |
157 |
133 |
21 |
3 |
1659 |
Sure, I miss it too, but to be honest, I’ve always just been howling into the void. |
1.1720 |
0.03853 |
157 |
137 |
13 |
7 |
1660 |
So this Einstein guy,did he say anything about what it smelled like? |
1.1720 |
0.03745 |
157 |
136 |
15 |
6 |
1661 |
D’ya suppose there are still treats, beyond the event-horizon? |
1.1720 |
0.03635 |
157 |
135 |
17 |
5 |
1662 |
Kinda makes ya feel like a chihuahua. |
1.1718 |
0.03545 |
163 |
140 |
18 |
5 |
1663 |
You jump through it. I'm right behind you. |
1.1718 |
0.03753 |
163 |
142 |
14 |
7 |
1664 |
No pup, it cannot be sniffed. |
1.1718 |
0.03545 |
163 |
140 |
18 |
5 |
1665 |
I hate total eclipses. |
1.1718 |
0.03089 |
163 |
136 |
26 |
1 |
1666 |
Climate change |
1.1718 |
0.03437 |
163 |
139 |
20 |
4 |
1667 |
Never mind, Junior, let’s just howl! |
1.1718 |
0.03209 |
163 |
137 |
24 |
2 |
1668 |
Sirius. Doggie door. |
1.1718 |
0.03325 |
163 |
138 |
22 |
3 |
1669 |
Don't look at me. I didn't do it. |
1.1716 |
0.03749 |
134 |
114 |
17 |
3 |
1670 |
we live in the moment… nothing to worry about |
1.1716 |
0.03462 |
169 |
145 |
19 |
5 |
1671 |
That must be the dark side of the moon. Let's howl at it anyway !!! |
1.1716 |
0.03562 |
169 |
146 |
17 |
6 |
1672 |
I think that's where your last ball ended up |
1.1714 |
0.03285 |
175 |
149 |
22 |
4 |
1673 |
Your bark IS worst than your bite. |
1.1714 |
0.03479 |
175 |
151 |
18 |
6 |
1674 |
Must be the Starlink dead zone over the Russian fleet |
1.1714 |
0.03785 |
140 |
120 |
16 |
4 |
1675 |
What did Trump do now? |
1.1713 |
0.03490 |
181 |
157 |
17 |
7 |
1676 |
Sirius-ly,Frank. I think the cats have finally finished us all. |
1.1712 |
0.03553 |
146 |
124 |
19 |
3 |
1677 |
That must be where the cow jumped through! |
1.1712 |
0.04050 |
146 |
128 |
11 |
7 |
1678 |
I would call that a ‘dark navy’ Moon |
1.1712 |
0.03683 |
146 |
125 |
17 |
4 |
1679 |
What do we do now? |
1.1711 |
0.03708 |
152 |
131 |
16 |
5 |
1680 |
Really dark matter there |
1.1711 |
0.03465 |
152 |
129 |
20 |
3 |
1681 |
Howling at a hole in the sky? One hand clapping. |
1.1711 |
0.03465 |
152 |
129 |
20 |
3 |
1682 |
I know it's a galaxy portal...but all I really see is the bottom of the dogfood can. |
1.1711 |
0.03708 |
152 |
131 |
16 |
5 |
1683 |
Does this mean I’m NOT the center of their universe? |
1.1711 |
0.03708 |
152 |
131 |
16 |
5 |
1684 |
Ever look at the night sky and wonder where you buried your bone? |
1.1709 |
0.03383 |
158 |
134 |
21 |
3 |
1685 |
definitely a dog biscuit |
1.1709 |
0.03261 |
158 |
133 |
23 |
2 |
1686 |
I don’t think we’ll ever see that ball again. |
1.1709 |
0.03500 |
158 |
135 |
19 |
4 |
1687 |
Howling at a black hole doesn’t compare to howling at the moon. |
1.1709 |
0.03723 |
158 |
137 |
15 |
6 |
1688 |
I told you not to howl at the moon. |
1.1707 |
0.03306 |
164 |
139 |
22 |
3 |
1689 |
He’ll be back. |
1.1707 |
0.03417 |
164 |
140 |
20 |
4 |
1690 |
I think we scared it away for good! |
1.1707 |
0.03731 |
164 |
143 |
14 |
7 |
1691 |
Don't worry, she'll throw it. |
1.1707 |
0.03731 |
164 |
143 |
14 |
7 |
1692 |
All that howling finally paid off! |
1.1706 |
0.03443 |
170 |
146 |
19 |
5 |
1693 |
I say its dark matter and to hell with it. |
1.1705 |
0.03366 |
176 |
151 |
20 |
5 |
1694 |
I know a dog who jumped through that hole. He turned back into a puppy and had to be paper trained all over again. |
1.1703 |
0.03384 |
182 |
157 |
19 |
6 |
1695 |
Watch, we'll get blamed for this. |
1.1702 |
0.03760 |
141 |
121 |
16 |
4 |
1696 |
No out of office message, nothing. |
1.1702 |
0.03623 |
141 |
120 |
18 |
3 |
1697 |
It reminds me of my empty food bowl. |
1.1701 |
0.04138 |
147 |
130 |
9 |
8 |
1698 |
Why toss a disc no dog can chase? |
1.1701 |
0.03660 |
147 |
126 |
17 |
4 |
1699 |
I guess that howling wasn't a waste of time after all. |
1.1701 |
0.03396 |
147 |
124 |
21 |
2 |
1700 |
Did you hide it under the sofa?? |
1.1701 |
0.03530 |
147 |
125 |
19 |
3 |
1701 |
when you howl long at the abyss, the abyss also howls at you |
1.1699 |
0.03685 |
153 |
132 |
16 |
5 |
1702 |
I told you not to howl at the moon. Now look what you’ve done! |
1.1699 |
0.03685 |
153 |
132 |
16 |
5 |
1703 |
One can of food says I can make that jump. Who you kidding. You will never fit through that small of an opening. |
1.1698 |
0.03480 |
159 |
136 |
19 |
4 |
1704 |
It's a dog eat dog universe out there. |
1.1698 |
0.03480 |
159 |
136 |
19 |
4 |
1705 |
Do you think our howling caused that hole in the sky?? |
1.1698 |
0.03592 |
159 |
137 |
17 |
5 |
1706 |
It was woke |
1.1698 |
0.03592 |
159 |
137 |
17 |
5 |
1707 |
Did you hear about the potential that anal bleaching might cause cancer? |
1.1698 |
0.03910 |
159 |
140 |
11 |
8 |
1708 |
So that's a Black Hole |
1.1698 |
0.03363 |
159 |
135 |
21 |
3 |
1709 |
The empty dish, scattered kibble? They call it the 'Big Bag Theory.' |
1.1698 |
0.03592 |
159 |
137 |
17 |
5 |
1710 |
Maybe we should cut back on the peyote. |
1.1698 |
0.03807 |
159 |
139 |
13 |
7 |
1711 |
For some reason, I don't feel like howling. |
1.1697 |
0.03505 |
165 |
142 |
18 |
5 |
1712 |
Well, guess we better go fetch. |
1.1697 |
0.03505 |
165 |
142 |
18 |
5 |
1713 |
Now we bark the once-a-month "Come Hither" bark. |
1.1697 |
0.03173 |
165 |
139 |
24 |
2 |
1714 |
He threw my stick past the event horizon. |
1.1697 |
0.03173 |
165 |
139 |
24 |
2 |
1715 |
You've dug one deep, dark hole! |
1.1697 |
0.03808 |
165 |
145 |
12 |
8 |
1716 |
They say on a still night you can sniff it. |
1.1697 |
0.03398 |
165 |
141 |
20 |
4 |
1717 |
That sure put a stop to our howling. |
1.1697 |
0.02931 |
165 |
137 |
28 |
0 |
1718 |
The snow is really trippy around here, man... |
1.1697 |
0.03173 |
165 |
139 |
24 |
2 |
1719 |
I knew it! Somebody finally ate the whole cheese ball! |
1.1696 |
0.03619 |
171 |
149 |
15 |
7 |
1720 |
We howled too hard! |
1.1696 |
0.03424 |
171 |
147 |
19 |
5 |
1721 |
I think it is where all the tossed balls end up. |
1.1696 |
0.03523 |
171 |
148 |
17 |
6 |
1722 |
I miss the night’s sky before Millenials harvested all the Moonlighting |
1.1696 |
0.03217 |
171 |
145 |
23 |
3 |
1723 |
Maybe there's more to it, but it looks an awful lot like a tennis ball to me. |
1.1694 |
0.03382 |
124 |
103 |
21 |
0 |
1724 |
I don't know whether to howl or bark. |
1.1691 |
0.03843 |
136 |
117 |
15 |
4 |
1725 |
I guess this means we’re finished howling at the moon. |
1.1690 |
0.03600 |
142 |
121 |
18 |
3 |
1726 |
That's where Spot went. |
1.1690 |
0.03458 |
142 |
120 |
20 |
2 |
1727 |
No matter how far I run, I can’t seem to get close enough to sniff it. |
1.1690 |
0.03736 |
142 |
122 |
16 |
4 |
1728 |
I swear it was right here just a few weeks ago. |
1.1689 |
0.03637 |
148 |
127 |
17 |
4 |
1729 |
They say it's a portal to an alternate universe where the dogs are in charge and the people sleep at the bottom of the bed. |
1.1689 |
0.03761 |
148 |
128 |
15 |
5 |
1730 |
Don't you just want to sniff it? |
1.1689 |
0.03637 |
148 |
127 |
17 |
4 |
1731 |
Howling at the hole just ain't the same. |
1.1688 |
0.03545 |
154 |
132 |
18 |
4 |
1732 |
Nah. That black hole was dug by Canis the Major not Minor. |
1.1688 |
0.03663 |
154 |
133 |
16 |
5 |
1733 |
How'll we spend our nights now? |
1.1688 |
0.03423 |
154 |
131 |
20 |
3 |
1734 |
Billy, I don't think they're coming back |
1.1688 |
0.03423 |
154 |
131 |
20 |
3 |
1735 |
Do you ever feel like there's more to life than throwing up and then eating that throw up? |
1.1688 |
0.03888 |
154 |
135 |
12 |
7 |
1736 |
Your Uncle Bo was always into extreme sports, despite our warnings. He insisted on fetching that big black ball on a night just like tonight, and that was the last we ever saw of him. |
1.1688 |
0.03777 |
154 |
134 |
14 |
6 |
1737 |
How long have we been waiting for the man in the sky to throw the ball to back to us? |
1.1688 |
0.03777 |
154 |
134 |
14 |
6 |
1738 |
I told you that if you kept howling and the moon, it would go away. |
1.1687 |
0.03785 |
160 |
140 |
13 |
7 |
1739 |
So that's where the Frisbee went. |
1.1687 |
0.03571 |
160 |
138 |
17 |
5 |
1740 |
Great kick. |
1.1687 |
0.03344 |
160 |
136 |
21 |
3 |
1741 |
Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life? |
1.1687 |
0.03785 |
160 |
140 |
13 |
7 |
1742 |
What is there to howl about?” |
1.1687 |
0.03224 |
160 |
135 |
23 |
2 |
1743 |
Told ya to quit howlin’ at the moon. |
1.1687 |
0.03680 |
160 |
139 |
15 |
6 |
1744 |
I honestly don’t know what this bodes. I hope it bodes well. But I fear it may not. In any event, arf! Arf! Arooo. |
1.1687 |
0.04085 |
160 |
143 |
7 |
10 |
1745 |
Uh-oh, we did it this time. |
1.1687 |
0.03689 |
166 |
145 |
14 |
7 |
1746 |
There's no moon...what do we do now? |
1.1687 |
0.03689 |
166 |
145 |
14 |
7 |
1747 |
Now we can’t howl! |
1.1687 |
0.03379 |
166 |
142 |
20 |
4 |
1748 |
To bay or not to bay... |
1.1686 |
0.03873 |
172 |
153 |
9 |
10 |
1749 |
Ball”
“Where? |
1.1685 |
0.03330 |
178 |
153 |
20 |
5 |
1750 |
This is a whole new ballgame |
1.1679 |
0.03816 |
137 |
118 |
15 |
4 |
1751 |
I guess all that howling scared it away. |
1.1678 |
0.03712 |
143 |
123 |
16 |
4 |
1752 |
Howling at the dark side seems pointless. |
1.1678 |
0.03712 |
143 |
123 |
16 |
4 |
1753 |
Alas, to dream, to dream, of yet one chance to sniff the butt hole of the heavens. |
1.1678 |
0.03576 |
143 |
122 |
18 |
3 |
1754 |
I kinda wanna sniff it. |
1.1678 |
0.03436 |
143 |
121 |
20 |
2 |
1755 |
I'm not howling at that. |
1.1678 |
0.03576 |
143 |
122 |
18 |
3 |
1756 |
They say it's filled with missing measuring tapes, solitary socks and favorite squeeky toys. |
1.1678 |
0.04209 |
143 |
127 |
8 |
8 |
1757 |
Ok, we’ll give it five more minutes. |
1.1678 |
0.03968 |
143 |
125 |
12 |
6 |
1758 |
Ixnay on the owlinghay. |
1.1678 |
0.03857 |
149 |
130 |
13 |
6 |
1759 |
Sometimes I feel that I'm howling at nothing. |
1.1678 |
0.03738 |
149 |
129 |
15 |
5 |
1760 |
I think it had to close due to a lack of employees. |
1.1678 |
0.03614 |
149 |
128 |
17 |
4 |
1761 |
Howling at the black hole just doesn’t have the same ring to it. |
1.1678 |
0.03486 |
149 |
127 |
19 |
3 |
1762 |
Ever since the moon vanished, howling’s been ruff! |
1.1678 |
0.03216 |
149 |
125 |
23 |
1 |
1763 |
The Universe will go to great lengths to silence us. |
1.1678 |
0.03486 |
149 |
127 |
19 |
3 |
1764 |
C'mon Floyd, its your turn to howl at the dark side of the moon. |
1.1678 |
0.03614 |
149 |
128 |
17 |
4 |
1765 |
If we were not meant to howl at the moon, it wouldn't be there. |
1.1677 |
0.03524 |
155 |
133 |
18 |
4 |
1766 |
He probably just ran to the store. |
1.1677 |
0.03147 |
155 |
130 |
24 |
1 |
1767 |
I see a black moon rising... |
1.1677 |
0.03641 |
155 |
134 |
16 |
5 |
1768 |
Is that the hole universe? |
1.1677 |
0.03524 |
155 |
133 |
18 |
4 |
1769 |
Finally, we get to see Canis Major |
1.1677 |
0.03864 |
155 |
136 |
12 |
7 |
1770 |
You're my hole in the stars |
1.1677 |
0.03524 |
155 |
133 |
18 |
4 |
1771 |
You always said you would jump through hoops for me. Well, go ahead. |
1.1677 |
0.03439 |
161 |
138 |
19 |
4 |
1772 |
I told you not to bark so loud... |
1.1677 |
0.03439 |
161 |
138 |
19 |
4 |
1773 |
It's just an eclipse, we will be howling in a few minutes. |
1.1677 |
0.03325 |
161 |
137 |
21 |
3 |
1774 |
So, God eats from the inside of the bowl outwards. |
1.1677 |
0.03658 |
161 |
140 |
15 |
6 |
1775 |
That's where earth used to be. |
1.1677 |
0.03569 |
167 |
145 |
16 |
6 |
1776 |
Why don't I feel like howling? |
1.1677 |
0.03251 |
167 |
142 |
22 |
3 |
1777 |
I guess he wasn’t our best friend after all. |
1.1677 |
0.03466 |
167 |
144 |
18 |
5 |
1778 |
Reflected light or not, this doesn't bode well. |
1.1677 |
0.03360 |
167 |
143 |
20 |
4 |
1779 |
I can always start jokes about the fabric of space-time. I just don't know how to continuum. |
1.1677 |
0.03860 |
167 |
148 |
10 |
9 |
1780 |
Is that where the moon was? |
1.1677 |
0.03569 |
167 |
145 |
16 |
6 |
1781 |
Wow! Who dug that hole!? |
1.1677 |
0.03569 |
167 |
145 |
16 |
6 |
1782 |
I told you all that howling would pay off. |
1.1676 |
0.03286 |
173 |
148 |
21 |
4 |
1783 |
Do you ever wonder what it smells like? |
1.1676 |
0.03015 |
179 |
151 |
26 |
2 |
1784 |
E pur si muove |
1.1676 |
0.03313 |
179 |
154 |
20 |
5 |
1785 |
It's a lightning bug blackout. |
1.1667 |
0.03447 |
168 |
145 |
18 |
5 |
1786 |
It's a collar. |
1.1667 |
0.03833 |
150 |
131 |
13 |
6 |
1787 |
Should we howl at it? |
1.1667 |
0.03553 |
144 |
123 |
18 |
3 |
1788 |
Sorry, but I just can't howl at this." |
1.1667 |
0.03731 |
156 |
136 |
14 |
6 |
1789 |
I simply refuse to howl at a hole. |
1.1667 |
0.03744 |
168 |
148 |
12 |
8 |
1790 |
They call it a black howl |
1.1667 |
0.03592 |
150 |
129 |
17 |
4 |
1791 |
That is our escape window to the planet of talking dogs. |
1.1667 |
0.03342 |
168 |
144 |
20 |
4 |
1792 |
I wish I had a bone to bury. |
1.1667 |
0.03333 |
150 |
127 |
21 |
2 |
1793 |
My human kept cutting slices of Wendy's new Nigella Seed Burger shouting "Where's the beef?" I didn't have the heart to tell him I ate the hole thing." |
1.1667 |
0.03561 |
174 |
152 |
15 |
7 |
1794 |
The dog star? Siriusly? |
1.1667 |
0.03102 |
180 |
153 |
24 |
3 |
1795 |
Orion’s Bowl |
1.1667 |
0.03503 |
156 |
134 |
18 |
4 |
1796 |
It’s called a black hole. No, it’s nothing you did so you won’t be punished for it. |
1.1667 |
0.03402 |
186 |
162 |
17 |
7 |
1797 |
It's called a "black hole." Only dogs can see it. |
1.1667 |
0.03714 |
150 |
130 |
15 |
5 |
1798 |
It's like looking into the food bowl in the afternoon. |
1.1667 |
0.03530 |
162 |
140 |
17 |
5 |
1799 |
Carl Sagan was an idiot. |
1.1667 |
0.03714 |
150 |
130 |
15 |
5 |
1800 |
They say it's a place where fetch is not possible. |
1.1667 |
0.03619 |
156 |
135 |
16 |
5 |
1801 |
Can you imagine the size of the dog that dug that?! |
1.1667 |
0.03258 |
156 |
132 |
22 |
2 |
1802 |
My howls feel so empty tonight. |
1.1667 |
0.03503 |
156 |
134 |
18 |
4 |
1803 |
I promise, lots of them are way cool . . .lots of dogs and stuff. |
1.1667 |
0.03188 |
162 |
137 |
23 |
2 |
1804 |
Maybe we need to rethink this whole 'howling at the moon' thing. |
1.1667 |
0.03714 |
150 |
130 |
15 |
5 |
1805 |
Censorship! |
1.1667 |
0.03592 |
150 |
129 |
17 |
4 |
1806 |
Great, now at what should we howl to?! |
1.1667 |
0.03420 |
162 |
139 |
19 |
4 |
1807 |
Not funny, God. |
1.1667 |
0.03466 |
174 |
151 |
17 |
6 |
1808 |
It only eats stars so we should be OK. |
1.1667 |
0.03637 |
162 |
141 |
15 |
6 |
1809 |
We could chase it but we wouldn’t be home for dinner. |
1.1667 |
0.03501 |
138 |
117 |
19 |
2 |
1810 |
I'll never sing again! |
1.1667 |
0.03306 |
162 |
138 |
21 |
3 |
1811 |
No,I don’t want to sniff it. I want to ponder its existence. |
1.1667 |
0.03530 |
162 |
140 |
17 |
5 |
1812 |
We'll have to howl at the news instead |
1.1667 |
0.04188 |
132 |
116 |
10 |
6 |
1813 |
Now, if only Lassie were here, she'd be able to explain this. |
1.1667 |
0.03503 |
156 |
134 |
18 |
4 |
1814 |
I dunno. I just howled and it was gone. |
1.1667 |
0.03530 |
162 |
140 |
17 |
5 |
1815 |
I agree. That’s a special ball for a special kind of dog. |
1.1667 |
0.03687 |
144 |
124 |
16 |
4 |
1816 |
You want the ball? Just say the word and I'll throw a leash around it and pull it down. |
1.1667 |
0.04188 |
138 |
122 |
9 |
7 |
1817 |
Looks like a cosmic butt, to me! |
1.1667 |
0.03306 |
162 |
138 |
21 |
3 |
1818 |
It's getting bigger. Should we be worried? |
1.1667 |
0.03465 |
150 |
128 |
19 |
3 |
1819 |
Spot left us too soon |
1.1667 |
0.03687 |
144 |
124 |
16 |
4 |
1820 |
I like the name "Spot," but this takes the cake. |
1.1667 |
0.03817 |
144 |
125 |
14 |
5 |
1821 |
I blacked out and when I woke up it was right there |
1.1667 |
0.03342 |
168 |
144 |
20 |
4 |
1822 |
They shoulda never let mice become astronauts. |
1.1667 |
0.03383 |
156 |
133 |
20 |
3 |
1823 |
That constellation is my favorite. We call it the Sky Ball. |
1.1667 |
0.03791 |
138 |
119 |
15 |
4 |
1824 |
The void is when humans want us to go outside and pee. |
1.1667 |
0.03233 |
168 |
143 |
22 |
3 |
1825 |
No. Don't fall for it. She just wants us to jump through hoops for a treat. |
1.1667 |
0.03121 |
168 |
142 |
24 |
2 |
1826 |
I guess we're not howling at the moon tonight. |
1.1667 |
0.03553 |
144 |
123 |
18 |
3 |
1827 |
Oh oh, I think we broke it |
1.1667 |
0.03383 |
156 |
133 |
20 |
3 |
1828 |
And to think... this morning I drank water from a toilet. |
1.1667 |
0.03549 |
168 |
146 |
16 |
6 |
1829 |
It's not like chewing a hole in the sofa. What are the chances God doesn't notice? |
1.1667 |
0.03687 |
144 |
124 |
16 |
4 |
1830 |
How about we both howl and see if it lights up. |
1.1667 |
0.03479 |
180 |
157 |
16 |
7 |
1831 |
Abrakalabrador...I made the Dog Star Sirius disappear! |
1.1667 |
0.03503 |
156 |
134 |
18 |
4 |
1832 |
We really need a baritone |
1.1667 |
0.03619 |
156 |
135 |
16 |
5 |
1833 |
You go howl at the black hole...I only howl at the moon |
1.1657 |
0.03184 |
181 |
155 |
22 |
4 |
1834 |
See that? Symbolic of the black hole in my heart everyday when my people leave for a thing they call work. |
1.1657 |
0.03542 |
175 |
153 |
15 |
7 |
1835 |
Looks like that "Black Hole" they're always talking about. |
1.1657 |
0.03529 |
169 |
147 |
16 |
6 |
1836 |
The Adventures of Spike and Buddy
Spike: "I'm telling you Buddy, the humans looked up, pointed right there, and said Dog Star!"
Buddy: "Are you Sirius?" |
1.1657 |
0.03628 |
169 |
148 |
14 |
7 |
1837 |
They had to cut the power...rolling black outs. |
1.1657 |
0.03529 |
169 |
147 |
16 |
6 |
1838 |
Sheesh,what are we gonna do now? |
1.1657 |
0.03324 |
169 |
145 |
20 |
4 |
1839 |
How are we supposed to howl at THAT? |
1.1656 |
0.03510 |
163 |
141 |
17 |
5 |
1840 |
I know I've seen this before -- I just can't put my nose on it. |
1.1656 |
0.03400 |
163 |
140 |
19 |
4 |
1841 |
It's temporary. I heard them talking about the dark of the moon. |
1.1656 |
0.03287 |
163 |
139 |
21 |
3 |
1842 |
Mon raison d'etre! C'est mort! |
1.1656 |
0.03170 |
163 |
138 |
23 |
2 |
1843 |
I see a bad moon arising. |
1.1656 |
0.03510 |
163 |
141 |
17 |
5 |
1844 |
Woof! Thats an awfully big nose print on the window. |
1.1656 |
0.03820 |
163 |
144 |
11 |
8 |
1845 |
Seems the hole in the ozone is worse than I thought. |
1.1656 |
0.03400 |
163 |
140 |
19 |
4 |
1846 |
He probably only acted as if he'd thrown it. |
1.1656 |
0.03170 |
163 |
138 |
23 |
2 |
1847 |
I's a dog door in the sky! |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
1848 |
That's weird. Don't you think? |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
1849 |
Did you pay the electric bill? |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
1850 |
Do we howl, or have an existential crisis? |
1.1656 |
0.03709 |
157 |
137 |
14 |
6 |
1851 |
How can we howl to a black hole?! |
1.1656 |
0.03363 |
157 |
134 |
20 |
3 |
1852 |
They say that is the doghouse for Sirius. |
1.1656 |
0.03597 |
157 |
136 |
16 |
5 |
1853 |
I guess all that howling worked. |
1.1656 |
0.03363 |
157 |
134 |
20 |
3 |
1854 |
Imagine being able to dig a hole that big. |
1.1656 |
0.03482 |
157 |
135 |
18 |
4 |
1855 |
Is it getting bigger?" |
1.1656 |
0.03363 |
157 |
134 |
20 |
3 |
1856 |
Do you think there are other planets where there are chewy toys and green grass to pee on? |
1.1656 |
0.03570 |
151 |
130 |
17 |
4 |
1857 |
Are we all merely Chihuahuas beneath the infinite sky? |
1.1656 |
0.03177 |
151 |
127 |
23 |
1 |
1858 |
That's the dog door. |
1.1656 |
0.03691 |
151 |
131 |
15 |
5 |
1859 |
The black hole is 1,500 light years away but that's in dog years. |
1.1656 |
0.03691 |
151 |
131 |
15 |
5 |
1860 |
Yup son, I’m sure that’s the bellybutton of the Universe. |
1.1656 |
0.03691 |
151 |
131 |
15 |
5 |
1861 |
Bark at the moon |
1.1656 |
0.03444 |
151 |
129 |
19 |
3 |
1862 |
We have officially arrived into...THE TWILIGHT ZONE! |
1.1656 |
0.03570 |
151 |
130 |
17 |
4 |
1863 |
Looks like a black hole. Been diggin' again? |
1.1656 |
0.03809 |
151 |
132 |
13 |
6 |
1864 |
I regret spending all of that money on a vocal coach. |
1.1655 |
0.03664 |
145 |
125 |
16 |
4 |
1865 |
I got nothing. |
1.1655 |
0.03531 |
145 |
124 |
18 |
3 |
1866 |
Well, that sucks. |
1.1655 |
0.03664 |
145 |
125 |
16 |
4 |
1867 |
Rover: OK… so that means that our whole solar system….could be like…one tiny atom…in the fingernail of some other giant being. That means…that one tiny atom in my fingernail…could be...
Sparky: could be one…tiny little universe |
1.1655 |
0.04154 |
145 |
129 |
8 |
8 |
1868 |
We got some decent snacks for jumping through hoops in the backyard. What do you think we’ll get if we leap into another dimension? |
1.1655 |
0.03664 |
145 |
125 |
16 |
4 |
1869 |
Frisbee! |
1.1655 |
0.03392 |
145 |
123 |
20 |
2 |
1870 |
Wish I were a theoretical astrophysicist! |
1.1655 |
0.03324 |
139 |
117 |
21 |
1 |
1871 |
No moon, no cow, forget laughing. |
1.1655 |
0.03624 |
139 |
119 |
17 |
3 |
1872 |
I told you this would happen if we didn’t stop barking at it. |
1.1655 |
0.03901 |
139 |
121 |
13 |
5 |
1873 |
Nothing good happens after midnight. |
1.1655 |
0.03477 |
139 |
118 |
19 |
2 |
1874 |
Howlin’ at Uranus |
1.1655 |
0.03765 |
139 |
120 |
15 |
4 |
1875 |
I wish Einstein was here. |
1.1654 |
0.03725 |
133 |
114 |
16 |
3 |
1876 |
Now that it’s gone, I realize I loved it. |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
1877 |
See, I told you what would happen if we howled off-key! |
1.1654 |
0.03875 |
133 |
115 |
14 |
4 |
1878 |
I seem to have lost my voice |
1.1653 |
0.03953 |
121 |
104 |
14 |
3 |
1879 |
Suddenly there’s nothing to howl at. |
1.1648 |
0.03132 |
176 |
150 |
23 |
3 |
1880 |
Planting a flag would've been cheaper than that buttload of India ink. |
1.1648 |
0.03614 |
176 |
155 |
13 |
8 |
1881 |
Howling without a moon is an option. |
1.1647 |
0.03409 |
170 |
147 |
18 |
5 |
1882 |
Is it an ellipse, a black hole, or a space where the Dog Star was? |
1.1647 |
0.03305 |
170 |
146 |
20 |
4 |
1883 |
Now what'll we howl at? |
1.1646 |
0.03381 |
164 |
141 |
19 |
4 |
1884 |
Imagine how big the bone is at the end of that hole. |
1.1646 |
0.03698 |
164 |
144 |
13 |
7 |
1885 |
Siriusly,there is something missing. |
1.1646 |
0.03595 |
164 |
143 |
15 |
6 |
1886 |
Alas, friend Fido, this Black Hole is nothing to sniff at. |
1.1646 |
0.03343 |
158 |
135 |
20 |
3 |
1887 |
I hope this is truly once in a black moon. |
1.1646 |
0.03687 |
158 |
138 |
14 |
6 |
1888 |
I like god’s use of white space |
1.1646 |
0.03343 |
158 |
135 |
20 |
3 |
1889 |
They call that one The Big Ball. |
1.1646 |
0.03461 |
158 |
136 |
18 |
4 |
1890 |
It’s crazy to think this is all billions + seven dog years ago. |
1.1646 |
0.03687 |
158 |
138 |
14 |
6 |
1891 |
I think they’re getting ready to throw it! |
1.1646 |
0.03795 |
158 |
139 |
12 |
7 |
1892 |
It doesn't smell right. |
1.1645 |
0.03548 |
152 |
131 |
17 |
4 |
1893 |
For moons we howl. For black holes — we feel ennui. |
1.1645 |
0.03548 |
152 |
131 |
17 |
4 |
1894 |
Smell that? |
1.1645 |
0.03293 |
152 |
129 |
21 |
2 |
1895 |
Eclipse or not, I’m not going to laugh until I see the cow actually jump. |
1.1645 |
0.03668 |
152 |
132 |
15 |
5 |
1896 |
That, son, is an Emptymoon. |
1.1645 |
0.03423 |
152 |
130 |
19 |
3 |
1897 |
. . .and you never get your bone back. |
1.1644 |
0.03508 |
146 |
125 |
18 |
3 |
1898 |
'I think that last bark scared them away" |
1.1644 |
0.03508 |
146 |
125 |
18 |
3 |
1899 |
I don't think mercantilism is completely dead ... do you? |
1.1644 |
0.03768 |
146 |
127 |
14 |
5 |
1900 |
Well…do you want to see Barbie again? |
1.1643 |
0.03875 |
140 |
122 |
13 |
5 |
1901 |
Damn, it worked! |
1.1643 |
0.03740 |
140 |
121 |
15 |
4 |
1902 |
Do we howl or growl? |
1.1643 |
0.03454 |
140 |
119 |
19 |
2 |
1903 |
Don't get sucked in by this" |
1.1643 |
0.03875 |
140 |
122 |
13 |
5 |
1904 |
We've lost our Muse. |
1.1643 |
0.03600 |
140 |
120 |
17 |
3 |
1905 |
Don’t worry, Mom probably took it out to get washed. She’ll put it back. |
1.1643 |
0.03600 |
140 |
120 |
17 |
3 |
1906 |
So, all that barking at the moon did something, but what? |
1.1638 |
0.03217 |
177 |
152 |
21 |
4 |
1907 |
What do you think, should we howl? |
1.1638 |
0.03411 |
177 |
154 |
17 |
6 |
1908 |
Should we howl? Maybe just whimper. |
1.1637 |
0.03287 |
171 |
147 |
20 |
4 |
1909 |
Fetching. |
1.1636 |
0.03134 |
165 |
140 |
23 |
2 |
1910 |
Well, it was supposed to be there!! |
1.1636 |
0.03250 |
165 |
141 |
21 |
3 |
1911 |
That's a very dark moon |
1.1636 |
0.03134 |
165 |
140 |
23 |
2 |
1912 |
Mythology has it that Rex the Great dug that big black hole. |
1.1636 |
0.03470 |
165 |
143 |
17 |
5 |
1913 |
When I started barking at it,the cow started jumping over it. Then the darn thing just disappeared. |
1.1635 |
0.03555 |
159 |
138 |
16 |
5 |
1914 |
If you can't eat it, I say don't worry about it. |
1.1635 |
0.03772 |
159 |
140 |
12 |
7 |
1915 |
What do you think, howl or beg? |
1.1634 |
0.03762 |
153 |
134 |
13 |
6 |
1916 |
Heard there was a vacuum in space.
Guess the moon is afraid of it too. |
1.1634 |
0.03646 |
153 |
133 |
15 |
5 |
1917 |
I don't know whether to howl or simply whine. |
1.1634 |
0.03273 |
153 |
130 |
21 |
2 |
1918 |
I think our howling broke the moon |
1.1634 |
0.03875 |
153 |
135 |
11 |
7 |
1919 |
I've sniffed many a black hole in my day, but the great hole remains unsniffed. |
1.1634 |
0.03402 |
153 |
131 |
19 |
3 |
1920 |
Do you see anything? |
1.1633 |
0.03617 |
147 |
127 |
16 |
4 |
1921 |
I have nothing to bay about this. |
1.1633 |
0.03617 |
147 |
127 |
16 |
4 |
1922 |
It looks like CBS is going dark. |
1.1633 |
0.03617 |
147 |
127 |
16 |
4 |
1923 |
I thought about jumping through, but the event horizon is a bit intimidating. |
1.1633 |
0.03486 |
147 |
126 |
18 |
3 |
1924 |
let's hide before the cats blame it on us |
1.1633 |
0.04100 |
147 |
131 |
8 |
8 |
1925 |
Big woof! |
1.1631 |
0.03432 |
141 |
120 |
19 |
2 |
1926 |
Charlie, you jump first and I’ll follow! |
1.1631 |
0.03281 |
141 |
119 |
21 |
1 |
1927 |
I’m not sure what’s wrong, but I bet the cat did it. |
1.1631 |
0.03979 |
141 |
124 |
11 |
6 |
1928 |
So many balls up there and no one to throw them back to us. |
1.1630 |
0.03821 |
135 |
117 |
14 |
4 |
1929 |
That may be the way to infinity but it reminds me of my doggie door. |
1.1630 |
0.03963 |
135 |
118 |
12 |
5 |
1930 |
Wow, makes my pee stain on the carpet seem insignificant, doesn’t it? |
1.1630 |
0.03821 |
135 |
117 |
14 |
4 |
1931 |
So what do we howl at now |
1.1630 |
0.03191 |
135 |
113 |
22 |
0 |
1932 |
Looks like an early night tonight..... |
1.1628 |
0.03615 |
129 |
110 |
17 |
2 |
1933 |
Howling at the black hole just isn't the same. I miss the moon. |
1.1628 |
0.03372 |
172 |
149 |
18 |
5 |
1934 |
It's affecting my howling. |
1.1627 |
0.03343 |
166 |
143 |
19 |
4 |
1935 |
Do you think there are intelligent life forms in the universe, or cats |
1.1627 |
0.03343 |
166 |
143 |
19 |
4 |
1936 |
Ever wonder if there's someplace out there you don't have to leave it? |
1.1625 |
0.03421 |
160 |
138 |
18 |
4 |
1937 |
What's made out of cheese? |
1.1625 |
0.03644 |
160 |
140 |
14 |
6 |
1938 |
That there is Apollo's Collar |
1.1625 |
0.03183 |
160 |
136 |
22 |
2 |
1939 |
There it is, clear as day! This is what we've been howling about night after night! Even though I'm horrified, don't you feel vindicated? |
1.1625 |
0.03304 |
160 |
137 |
20 |
3 |
1940 |
You don’t think there’s cats up there- do you? |
1.1625 |
0.03304 |
160 |
137 |
20 |
3 |
1941 |
Is that your Pink Floyd album? |
1.1623 |
0.03624 |
154 |
134 |
15 |
5 |
1942 |
And one of them has been named after us! |
1.1623 |
0.03624 |
154 |
134 |
15 |
5 |
1943 |
I wonder what comes after mammals? |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1944 |
Sniff it to tell if the universe is alright. |
1.1622 |
0.03329 |
148 |
126 |
20 |
2 |
1945 |
I swear... I didn't do it! |
1.1622 |
0.03594 |
148 |
128 |
16 |
4 |
1946 |
Does this mean we have to talk to each other all night? |
1.1622 |
0.03594 |
148 |
128 |
16 |
4 |
1947 |
Something tells not to try to sniff that one. |
1.1620 |
0.03824 |
142 |
124 |
13 |
5 |
1948 |
Drop the paws, close the jaws—it’s not an incoming ball. |
1.1620 |
0.03824 |
142 |
124 |
13 |
5 |
1949 |
Is that a VPN? |
1.1620 |
0.03553 |
142 |
122 |
17 |
3 |
1950 |
See if you can find Lassie and Timmy over by the North Star. |
1.1620 |
0.03952 |
142 |
125 |
11 |
6 |
1951 |
I'm afraid I howled a little too hard. |
1.1620 |
0.03691 |
142 |
123 |
15 |
4 |
1952 |
We could pick a star to bay to. |
1.1620 |
0.03260 |
142 |
120 |
21 |
1 |
1953 |
Hey, it's nothing to bark at. |
1.1620 |
0.03952 |
142 |
125 |
11 |
6 |
1954 |
Ever wonder why it's not a triangle? |
1.1617 |
0.03535 |
167 |
146 |
15 |
6 |
1955 |
And I chased that ball till the end of the earth, son, and beyond |
1.1617 |
0.03635 |
167 |
147 |
13 |
7 |
1956 |
Squirrel! |
1.1615 |
0.03285 |
161 |
138 |
20 |
3 |
1957 |
Should we howl if we can't even see it? |
1.1615 |
0.03165 |
161 |
137 |
22 |
2 |
1958 |
Still wanna howl? |
1.1615 |
0.03040 |
161 |
136 |
24 |
1 |
1959 |
I know what you’re thinking, but it is NOT a ball. |
1.1615 |
0.03831 |
161 |
143 |
10 |
8 |
1960 |
It's just not the same as howling at the moon. |
1.1615 |
0.03401 |
161 |
139 |
18 |
4 |
1961 |
Wag goodbye to the Dog Days Of Summer. |
1.1613 |
0.03602 |
155 |
135 |
15 |
5 |
1962 |
I feel the same heartless void as when I my see my empty food dish. Almost. |
1.1613 |
0.04190 |
124 |
109 |
10 |
5 |
1963 |
I call it Spot. |
1.1613 |
0.04030 |
124 |
108 |
12 |
4 |
1964 |
Maybe we should've tried giving it flowers. |
1.1613 |
0.03602 |
155 |
135 |
15 |
5 |
1965 |
I sure hope that's the NASA artist's conception. |
1.1613 |
0.03484 |
155 |
134 |
17 |
4 |
1966 |
Nothing to howl at now? |
1.1611 |
0.03697 |
149 |
130 |
14 |
5 |
1967 |
If only there was a male dog around to explain all of this to us! |
1.1611 |
0.03572 |
149 |
129 |
16 |
4 |
1968 |
They said AI would optimize our howling, but then it knocked out the moon and we're out of a job! |
1.1611 |
0.03572 |
149 |
129 |
16 |
4 |
1969 |
I prefer "illumination challenged" to the earth-centric term "eclipse." |
1.1611 |
0.03572 |
149 |
129 |
16 |
4 |
1970 |
No howling tonight |
1.1611 |
0.03443 |
149 |
128 |
18 |
3 |
1971 |
See? Like Uncle Freddie said,
if you bark loud enough the moon will go away. |
1.1611 |
0.03572 |
149 |
129 |
16 |
4 |
1972 |
If Hawking is right ,we've both humped our last leg. |
1.1610 |
0.03986 |
118 |
102 |
13 |
3 |
1973 |
Please yourself, but I’m not howling at a black spot! |
1.1608 |
0.04050 |
143 |
127 |
9 |
7 |
1974 |
It looks like a bottomless food bowl. |
1.1608 |
0.04050 |
143 |
127 |
9 |
7 |
1975 |
That'll save my throat. |
1.1607 |
0.03196 |
168 |
144 |
21 |
3 |
1976 |
And that is where the treats come from... |
1.1606 |
0.03624 |
137 |
118 |
16 |
3 |
1977 |
Even if there was a cabin in the sky how could we get to it? |
1.1606 |
0.03624 |
137 |
118 |
16 |
3 |
1978 |
Are there established protocols for howling at a lunar eclipse? |
1.1606 |
0.03909 |
137 |
120 |
12 |
5 |
1979 |
Let's howl at it and see what happens! |
1.1605 |
0.03382 |
162 |
140 |
18 |
4 |
1980 |
Now what do I howl at? |
1.1605 |
0.03266 |
162 |
139 |
20 |
3 |
1981 |
Does your repertoire include a black hole-howl? |
1.1605 |
0.03382 |
162 |
140 |
18 |
4 |
1982 |
Just think. Someday man will be able to close up that hole. |
1.1605 |
0.03147 |
162 |
138 |
22 |
2 |
1983 |
See, this time your barking went too far. |
1.1605 |
0.03706 |
162 |
143 |
12 |
7 |
1984 |
Now you’ve done it! Didn’t I warn you that all that howling would scare it away one day? |
1.1603 |
0.03725 |
131 |
113 |
15 |
3 |
1985 |
My empty feeling just got worse! |
1.1603 |
0.03084 |
156 |
132 |
23 |
1 |
1986 |
Now, there’s something to howl about! |
1.1603 |
0.03463 |
156 |
135 |
17 |
4 |
1987 |
Is nothing sacred? |
1.1603 |
0.03580 |
156 |
136 |
15 |
5 |
1988 |
It’s nothing to howl about. |
1.1600 |
0.03550 |
150 |
130 |
16 |
4 |
1989 |
Eclipse? |
1.1600 |
0.03550 |
150 |
130 |
16 |
4 |
1990 |
Part of me wants to fetch; part of me wants to dig a hole. It's confusing. |
1.1600 |
0.03835 |
125 |
108 |
14 |
3 |
1991 |
I can't wait for the new moon. |
1.1600 |
0.03288 |
150 |
128 |
20 |
2 |
1992 |
So wolves get to howl at the moon and we get THIS? |
1.1600 |
0.03421 |
150 |
129 |
18 |
3 |
1993 |
It’s definitely as dark as a butthole, but I wonder if it smells as good |
1.1600 |
0.03673 |
150 |
131 |
14 |
5 |
1994 |
The fault,dear Fido,lies not in our stars but in our selves that we are underdogs......also where is the moon? |
1.1600 |
0.03673 |
150 |
131 |
14 |
5 |
1995 |
biggest butthole I’ve ever seen and we cannot smell it 😢 |
1.1600 |
0.03510 |
175 |
154 |
14 |
7 |
1996 |
Do you think there are other dogs out there? |
1.1597 |
0.03366 |
144 |
123 |
19 |
2 |
1997 |
I told you not to howl so loud! |
1.1597 |
0.03064 |
144 |
121 |
23 |
0 |
1998 |
'Why is the sky inviting us to smell it, since it's gender-neutral? ' |
1.1597 |
0.03218 |
144 |
122 |
21 |
1 |
1999 |
Is it just my imagination, or is it getting bigger? |
1.1597 |
0.03900 |
144 |
127 |
11 |
6 |
2000 |
OMG! Nothing |
1.1597 |
0.03643 |
144 |
125 |
15 |
4 |
2001 |
Success! |
1.1597 |
0.03774 |
144 |
126 |
13 |
5 |
2002 |
Look! The Eclipse. |
1.1595 |
0.03581 |
163 |
143 |
14 |
6 |
2003 |
Somehow I just don’t have it in me tonight. |
1.1595 |
0.03248 |
163 |
140 |
20 |
3 |
2004 |
The Constellation Dog Bowl. Makes me hungry every time. But I tell you, Butch, if there were a Constellation Can Opener I would lose my mind. |
1.1594 |
0.04016 |
138 |
122 |
10 |
6 |
2005 |
I told you not to eat the white rabbit |
1.1594 |
0.03449 |
138 |
118 |
18 |
2 |
2006 |
It’s called a black hole. It’s even more terrifying that vacuum cleaners! |
1.1594 |
0.03599 |
138 |
119 |
16 |
3 |
2007 |
You think they're coming back? |
1.1594 |
0.03449 |
138 |
118 |
18 |
2 |
2008 |
And that is where all cats go when they die. |
1.1594 |
0.03449 |
138 |
118 |
18 |
2 |
2009 |
It is what you don’t see that matters. |
1.1594 |
0.03743 |
138 |
120 |
14 |
4 |
2010 |
I’m never wearing a cone again. |
1.1593 |
0.03501 |
182 |
161 |
13 |
8 |
2011 |
I’m told that’s where cats come from! |
1.1592 |
0.03559 |
157 |
137 |
15 |
5 |
2012 |
You didn't howl at it right. |
1.1592 |
0.03442 |
157 |
136 |
17 |
4 |
2013 |
Ursa Major has moved 20° to the left. |
1.1592 |
0.03442 |
157 |
136 |
17 |
4 |
2014 |
Oh, no . . . warming has reached T = 2GMm 3kR |
1.1592 |
0.03991 |
157 |
141 |
7 |
9 |
2015 |
I know where you buried that bone |
1.1592 |
0.03442 |
157 |
136 |
17 |
4 |
2016 |
Oh no,we're in deep doo doo. We're on the dark side of the moon. |
1.1592 |
0.03559 |
157 |
137 |
15 |
5 |
2017 |
I wonder if we could get close enough to sniff it. |
1.1591 |
0.03852 |
132 |
115 |
13 |
4 |
2018 |
Well, I never saw a rabbit escape like that before! |
1.1591 |
0.03999 |
132 |
116 |
11 |
5 |
2019 |
Baying used to be fun, before Musk Lunar Mining |
1.1591 |
0.04279 |
132 |
118 |
7 |
7 |
2020 |
That’s a hole lot of stars. |
1.1589 |
0.03528 |
151 |
131 |
16 |
4 |
2021 |
If you kept howling at me, I'd leave, too. |
1.1589 |
0.03400 |
151 |
130 |
18 |
3 |
2022 |
So simple. Had Einstein only had a dog. |
1.1589 |
0.03400 |
151 |
130 |
18 |
3 |
2023 |
Even the Moon has turned its back on what they're doing to the Earth! |
1.1589 |
0.03770 |
151 |
133 |
12 |
6 |
2024 |
Sing with me now.
The "Black Hole Howl" resonates better with two-part harmony. |
1.1589 |
0.03528 |
151 |
131 |
16 |
4 |
2025 |
I hear a lot of them have returned to the office. |
1.1589 |
0.03770 |
151 |
133 |
12 |
6 |
2026 |
Howling worked just like a told you. See? We scared it off. |
1.1589 |
0.03770 |
151 |
133 |
12 |
6 |
2027 |
Shh, son. That’s not the bark side of the Moon. |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2028 |
I didn't memorize the howl. Did you? |
1.1587 |
0.03807 |
126 |
109 |
14 |
3 |
2029 |
They say it's a blue moon, but I just don't see it. |
1.1586 |
0.03749 |
145 |
127 |
13 |
5 |
2030 |
It gives a whole new meaning to an agility course. |
1.1586 |
0.03749 |
145 |
127 |
13 |
5 |
2031 |
I heard a song once about the dark side of the moon. |
1.1586 |
0.03198 |
145 |
123 |
21 |
1 |
2032 |
A way in or a way out? |
1.1586 |
0.03619 |
145 |
126 |
15 |
4 |
2033 |
I guess it could be edible. Sure hope you're right. |
1.1586 |
0.03484 |
145 |
125 |
17 |
3 |
2034 |
I just don't feel like howling at a blank hole. |
1.1586 |
0.03619 |
145 |
126 |
15 |
4 |
2035 |
It is either a total eclipse of the moon or a black hole about to eat earth. I need to pee on something. |
1.1586 |
0.03619 |
145 |
126 |
15 |
4 |
2036 |
In existential terms, this is the nothingness part. |
1.1586 |
0.03749 |
145 |
127 |
13 |
5 |
2037 |
That was quite the high note! |
1.1586 |
0.03749 |
145 |
127 |
13 |
5 |
2038 |
So, this is the dark side of the moon,Roger? |
1.1583 |
0.03426 |
139 |
119 |
18 |
2 |
2039 |
I say we go for it! |
1.1583 |
0.03271 |
139 |
118 |
20 |
1 |
2040 |
OK. In the spirit of scientific inquiry I’ll sniff it, but what if it’s NOT the Great Cosmic Butt? |
1.1583 |
0.03575 |
139 |
120 |
16 |
3 |
2041 |
Are you Sirius-ly looking for Canis Major? |
1.1583 |
0.03575 |
139 |
120 |
16 |
3 |
2042 |
You wanna howl and act crazy anyway? |
1.1583 |
0.03718 |
139 |
121 |
14 |
4 |
2043 |
I guess we finally scared it away. |
1.1582 |
0.03177 |
158 |
135 |
21 |
2 |
2044 |
Holey-moly,what are we supposed to howl at now? |
1.1582 |
0.03177 |
158 |
135 |
21 |
2 |
2045 |
It's a portal to a world where humans treat dogs like their children. |
1.1579 |
0.03379 |
152 |
131 |
18 |
3 |
2046 |
We never howled at black holes before... |
1.1579 |
0.03825 |
133 |
116 |
13 |
4 |
2047 |
EVEN IF YOUR BALL DID GO THROUGH THAT HOLE, I DON'T THINK ITS SAFE TO RETRIEVE IT |
1.1579 |
0.03825 |
133 |
116 |
13 |
4 |
2048 |
I just know they’re going to blame that on me, too! |
1.1579 |
0.03673 |
133 |
115 |
15 |
3 |
2049 |
Let's go howl at the cat. |
1.1579 |
0.03248 |
152 |
130 |
20 |
2 |
2050 |
Well, will you look at that; there's a black hole in the burger. |
1.1579 |
0.03673 |
133 |
115 |
15 |
3 |
2051 |
Careful, it could be the black cat with its eyes closed again. |
1.1579 |
0.03628 |
152 |
133 |
14 |
5 |
2052 |
Bow WOW! |
1.1579 |
0.03673 |
133 |
115 |
15 |
3 |
2053 |
Was it always like that? |
1.1579 |
0.03379 |
152 |
131 |
18 |
3 |
2054 |
Well I'll be dog gone! |
1.1579 |
0.03379 |
152 |
131 |
18 |
3 |
2055 |
I only have an undergraduate degree in astrophysics, but I believe that is a wormhole. |
1.1579 |
0.03506 |
152 |
132 |
16 |
4 |
2056 |
Could it be a new moon? A black hole?
I dunno... I'm just not seeing it. |
1.1579 |
0.03248 |
152 |
130 |
20 |
2 |
2057 |
Not all balls are fetchable. |
1.1579 |
0.03628 |
152 |
133 |
14 |
5 |
2058 |
I told you not to howl like that. |
1.1579 |
0.03628 |
152 |
133 |
14 |
5 |
2059 |
Some dreams are too far away to fetch. |
1.1579 |
0.03514 |
133 |
114 |
17 |
2 |
2060 |
They call it the Milk-Bone Way. |
1.1579 |
0.03252 |
171 |
148 |
19 |
4 |
2061 |
and that's where the bones you cannot find go. |
1.1576 |
0.03643 |
165 |
146 |
12 |
7 |
2062 |
Must be in colour. |
1.1576 |
0.02972 |
165 |
140 |
24 |
1 |
2063 |
Do you think that's the work of Canis Major? |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2064 |
What will we howl at now? |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2065 |
Remember all those times when someone tossed a ball and we couldn't find it? |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2066 |
I'm serious, what happened to the Dog Star? |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2067 |
When there is an eclipse we just whistle. |
1.1575 |
0.03178 |
146 |
124 |
21 |
1 |
2068 |
A black full moon, that can't be good |
1.1575 |
0.03725 |
146 |
128 |
13 |
5 |
2069 |
Remind me, do we bark or howl in this situation? |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2070 |
My lucky star must have Covid |
1.1575 |
0.03596 |
146 |
127 |
15 |
4 |
2071 |
Pink Floyd's dog is never going to let go of this. |
1.1575 |
0.03725 |
146 |
128 |
13 |
5 |
2072 |
Hmm…now I can see what he meant about macular degeneration. |
1.1575 |
0.03462 |
146 |
126 |
17 |
3 |
2073 |
Huh! Well that’s new.”
“Jasper, it’s a new moon. |
1.1575 |
0.03596 |
146 |
127 |
15 |
4 |
2074 |
They say its the portal to the dog bone galaxy |
1.1575 |
0.03610 |
127 |
109 |
16 |
2 |
2075 |
I'll miss the treats but I really don't care if they make it back. |
1.1572 |
0.03402 |
159 |
138 |
17 |
4 |
2076 |
There’s gotta be a squirrel in there somewhere. |
1.1572 |
0.03283 |
159 |
137 |
19 |
3 |
2077 |
Imagine how many bones we can bury in that hole |
1.1572 |
0.03402 |
159 |
138 |
17 |
4 |
2078 |
I didn't feel like howling tonight anyway. |
1.1572 |
0.03159 |
159 |
136 |
21 |
2 |
2079 |
Feels like an empty gesture there’s days, you know? |
1.1572 |
0.03283 |
159 |
137 |
19 |
3 |
2080 |
Howl at a whole hole; holy cow. |
1.1571 |
0.03551 |
140 |
121 |
16 |
3 |
2081 |
Bay at the void long enough, it'll bay back at you. |
1.1571 |
0.03551 |
140 |
121 |
16 |
3 |
2082 |
That's the only spot left where Elon hasn't put a satellite. |
1.1571 |
0.03962 |
140 |
124 |
10 |
6 |
2083 |
I wonder who ate that dog food. |
1.1571 |
0.03693 |
140 |
122 |
14 |
4 |
2084 |
Can we at least growl at it? |
1.1571 |
0.03249 |
140 |
119 |
20 |
1 |
2085 |
Wow, you did it! That was a helluva howl. |
1.1571 |
0.03404 |
140 |
120 |
18 |
2 |
2086 |
Don't be fooled, it's a vacuum |
1.1571 |
0.03693 |
140 |
122 |
14 |
4 |
2087 |
I'm serious, it's Sirius! |
1.1571 |
0.03551 |
140 |
121 |
16 |
3 |
2088 |
I think we got stood up. |
1.1569 |
0.03359 |
153 |
132 |
18 |
3 |
2089 |
I don’t think we met before. |
1.1569 |
0.03484 |
153 |
133 |
16 |
4 |
2090 |
That reminds me of my dog dish… |
1.1567 |
0.03152 |
134 |
113 |
21 |
0 |
2091 |
Somehow I still have the urge to bark. |
1.1567 |
0.04083 |
134 |
119 |
9 |
6 |
2092 |
Now let's do it to the mail carrier. |
1.1567 |
0.04083 |
134 |
119 |
9 |
6 |
2093 |
I told you this would happen if you didn’t stop howling at it. |
1.1567 |
0.03943 |
134 |
118 |
11 |
5 |
2094 |
that's where all the single socks go |
1.1566 |
0.03077 |
166 |
142 |
22 |
2 |
2095 |
Do you think that's what our master calls a Black Hole,or that the National Rifle Association has established a chapter on Mars |
1.1565 |
0.03701 |
147 |
129 |
13 |
5 |
2096 |
Sorry Buddy, that one's too far out to sniff. |
1.1565 |
0.03573 |
147 |
128 |
15 |
4 |
2097 |
I swear, Sirius was right there! |
1.1565 |
0.03302 |
147 |
126 |
19 |
2 |
2098 |
I know, but we can't sniff it from here. |
1.1565 |
0.03302 |
147 |
126 |
19 |
2 |
2099 |
The stars swallowed the moon! |
1.1565 |
0.03158 |
147 |
125 |
21 |
1 |
2100 |
All I see Butch is a Black Hole |
1.1565 |
0.03440 |
147 |
127 |
17 |
3 |
2101 |
That black hole is what I feel in my stomach always. |
1.1565 |
0.03701 |
147 |
129 |
13 |
5 |
2102 |
I think it's a magic trick. |
1.1565 |
0.03573 |
147 |
128 |
15 |
4 |
2103 |
I'm guessing that's the "Dark Side of the Moon." |
1.1565 |
0.03825 |
147 |
130 |
11 |
6 |
2104 |
If you've seen one lunar eclipse, you've seen them all. |
1.1565 |
0.03302 |
147 |
126 |
19 |
2 |
2105 |
There's a void inside all of us |
1.1565 |
0.03573 |
147 |
128 |
15 |
4 |
2106 |
I’ve been worried about this ever since he converted to solar panels. |
1.1562 |
0.03382 |
160 |
139 |
17 |
4 |
2107 |
I told you she was just pretending to throw it. |
1.1562 |
0.03583 |
128 |
110 |
16 |
2 |
2108 |
It’s more fun when the moon is out. |
1.1562 |
0.03583 |
128 |
110 |
16 |
2 |
2109 |
Feels kind of nerdy, howling at the Milky Way. |
1.1562 |
0.03583 |
128 |
110 |
16 |
2 |
2110 |
chew every shoe, toy and phone. it's thankless work, but we must keep trying to warn the humans of the star eaters. |
1.1560 |
0.03804 |
141 |
124 |
12 |
5 |
2111 |
waiting for our family to return |
1.1560 |
0.03669 |
141 |
123 |
14 |
4 |
2112 |
It was there two weeks ago. What did you say to it? |
1.1558 |
0.03338 |
154 |
133 |
18 |
3 |
2113 |
Maybe that's where all the tennis balls and sticks we couldn't find disappeared? |
1.1558 |
0.03209 |
154 |
132 |
20 |
2 |
2114 |
Yes it is very dog gone Holy |
1.1558 |
0.03338 |
154 |
133 |
18 |
3 |
2115 |
I swear it was there yesterday. |
1.1558 |
0.03463 |
154 |
134 |
16 |
4 |
2116 |
I wish I could pee on it. |
1.1558 |
0.03209 |
154 |
132 |
20 |
2 |
2117 |
So, this is how I die. |
1.1558 |
0.03463 |
154 |
134 |
16 |
4 |
2118 |
Sirius lay, there goes the dog star! |
1.1557 |
0.03496 |
122 |
104 |
17 |
1 |
2119 |
Remember the O-Bone layer? |
1.1557 |
0.03287 |
167 |
145 |
18 |
4 |
2120 |
Great job Chuck! Your yapping finally broke it!” |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2121 |
I didn't used to believe in the Top Dog, but something must have dug that hole. |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2122 |
All this cannot be accidental. Makes you kind of believe in Dog; or some form of dyslexic canine. |
1.1554 |
0.03550 |
148 |
129 |
15 |
4 |
2123 |
Is this when we need to howl? |
1.1554 |
0.03419 |
148 |
128 |
17 |
3 |
2124 |
Wow man! What was in that doggy snack you gave me? |
1.1554 |
0.03550 |
148 |
129 |
15 |
4 |
2125 |
I wonder why it never howls back. |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2126 |
Elon Musk owns that spot. |
1.1554 |
0.03550 |
148 |
129 |
15 |
4 |
2127 |
Damn, I'd really love to sniff that. |
1.1554 |
0.03281 |
148 |
127 |
19 |
2 |
2128 |
If it's a big dog dish, then where's our kibble? |
1.1553 |
0.03476 |
161 |
141 |
15 |
5 |
2129 |
If he expects me to fetch my stick in there... |
1.1553 |
0.03245 |
161 |
139 |
19 |
3 |
2130 |
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. |
1.1553 |
0.03123 |
161 |
138 |
21 |
2 |
2131 |
Omigod, Alfie! It was there a few minutes ago, and just like that, it disappeared and left that big black hole! |
1.1553 |
0.03245 |
161 |
139 |
19 |
3 |
2132 |
How can we bark at the moon when it's disappeared? |
1.1553 |
0.03245 |
161 |
139 |
19 |
3 |
2133 |
Arf, arrf, arf, arrrrf? |
1.1552 |
0.03094 |
174 |
150 |
21 |
3 |
2134 |
I look at the hole in the universe and think about how many bones I can bury there . |
1.1552 |
0.03376 |
116 |
98 |
18 |
0 |
2135 |
Are we bad dogs or just bad at howling? |
1.1550 |
0.03883 |
129 |
113 |
12 |
4 |
2136 |
Let’s just howl
at the universe as a hole. |
1.1550 |
0.03724 |
129 |
112 |
14 |
3 |
2137 |
Well, Morty, howling is out. What else you got for tonight? |
1.1550 |
0.03558 |
129 |
111 |
16 |
2 |
2138 |
And then God said, 'Let there be light, and there was light.' And then God said 'Fetch' and . . . |
1.1549 |
0.03505 |
142 |
123 |
16 |
3 |
2139 |
… and after she jumped thru the hoop she was never seen again. |
1.1549 |
0.03505 |
142 |
123 |
16 |
3 |
2140 |
And that's the Big Kibble Bowl where it all began. |
1.1549 |
0.03505 |
142 |
123 |
16 |
3 |
2141 |
What are we going to howl at, now? |
1.1548 |
0.03442 |
155 |
135 |
16 |
4 |
2142 |
It's called the nude moon. |
1.1548 |
0.03678 |
155 |
137 |
12 |
6 |
2143 |
Grandpa is fetching the big ball in the sky. |
1.1548 |
0.03442 |
155 |
135 |
16 |
4 |
2144 |
Black Hole |
1.1548 |
0.03318 |
155 |
134 |
18 |
3 |
2145 |
Who let the Moon out? I think it's Who let the dogs out?
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof |
1.1548 |
0.03562 |
155 |
136 |
14 |
5 |
2146 |
Well, it’s clear he’s facing away from us, but I just can’t make out the rest of him. |
1.1548 |
0.03376 |
168 |
147 |
16 |
5 |
2147 |
If we start howling at the dark side of the moon, will it go viral? |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2148 |
I understand they're not visible to the Human Eye, George. |
1.1545 |
0.03835 |
123 |
107 |
13 |
3 |
2149 |
woof |
1.1544 |
0.03746 |
136 |
119 |
13 |
4 |
2150 |
Back to the postal worker, I guess. |
1.1544 |
0.03597 |
136 |
118 |
15 |
3 |
2151 |
I don't know, howling at a new moon just leaves me with a nagging sense of ennui and dissatisfaction. |
1.1544 |
0.03597 |
136 |
118 |
15 |
3 |
2152 |
This is where we make our get away |
1.1544 |
0.03746 |
136 |
119 |
13 |
4 |
2153 |
I’m doing my anti-howl. |
1.1544 |
0.03280 |
136 |
116 |
19 |
1 |
2154 |
Rumor has it that’s the squeaker. |
1.1544 |
0.03442 |
136 |
117 |
17 |
2 |
2155 |
I totally want to lick it. |
1.1544 |
0.03597 |
136 |
118 |
15 |
3 |
2156 |
Look, The Moon (Taylor's Version) |
1.1544 |
0.03442 |
136 |
117 |
17 |
2 |
2157 |
I remember when we first met, Rex. |
1.1544 |
0.03746 |
136 |
119 |
13 |
4 |
2158 |
It's impossible to fetch anything out of that. |
1.1544 |
0.03528 |
149 |
130 |
15 |
4 |
2159 |
Coincidentally, it also happens to be my favorite Pink Floyd album. |
1.1544 |
0.03776 |
149 |
132 |
11 |
6 |
2160 |
Now you did it. Your yapping finally scared off the moon. |
1.1544 |
0.03776 |
149 |
132 |
11 |
6 |
2161 |
This time I think the ball is gonna catch us. |
1.1544 |
0.03528 |
149 |
130 |
15 |
4 |
2162 |
Now that's a reason to howl. |
1.1544 |
0.03528 |
149 |
130 |
15 |
4 |
2163 |
Was it like that when you got up this morning? |
1.1544 |
0.03654 |
149 |
131 |
13 |
5 |
2164 |
That's what happened when Carl threw the ball too far. |
1.1544 |
0.03776 |
149 |
132 |
11 |
6 |
2165 |
OK. So I howled and howled. Now what? |
1.1543 |
0.03105 |
162 |
139 |
21 |
2 |
2166 |
Must be a subscription service |
1.1538 |
0.04007 |
130 |
115 |
10 |
5 |
2167 |
They didn't pay their bill yet. |
1.1538 |
0.03337 |
143 |
123 |
18 |
2 |
2168 |
That's where my chew bone went. |
1.1538 |
0.03620 |
143 |
125 |
14 |
4 |
2169 |
Just what the universe needs, another roundabout. |
1.1538 |
0.03186 |
143 |
122 |
20 |
1 |
2170 |
Now what do we howl at? The Black Hole just swallowed our moon. |
1.1538 |
0.04007 |
130 |
115 |
10 |
5 |
2171 |
Trust me son, chasing
that ball every night will lead to
a life of frustration and
perceived failure…,just let it go. |
1.1538 |
0.03171 |
156 |
134 |
20 |
2 |
2172 |
Yep grandpa is still digging that hole |
1.1538 |
0.03482 |
143 |
124 |
16 |
3 |
2173 |
I'm not sure what old Bessie is going to jump over now. |
1.1538 |
0.03540 |
156 |
137 |
14 |
5 |
2174 |
Every month there are some nights it feels like there's nothing to howl at. |
1.1538 |
0.03482 |
143 |
124 |
16 |
3 |
2175 |
I've personally dug holes bigger than that. |
1.1538 |
0.04137 |
117 |
103 |
10 |
4 |
2176 |
The way I look at it is your howling either scared it away or it's just the beginning of a new lunar cycle. |
1.1538 |
0.03422 |
156 |
136 |
16 |
4 |
2177 |
For once in my life I'm left barkless. |
1.1538 |
0.03422 |
156 |
136 |
16 |
4 |
2178 |
As a weredog, this is really throwing me off. |
1.1538 |
0.03298 |
156 |
135 |
18 |
3 |
2179 |
I don’t know about you, but I don’t waste my time howling at lunar eclipses.” |
1.1538 |
0.03482 |
143 |
124 |
16 |
3 |
2180 |
And I've been looking for that ball ever since. |
1.1538 |
0.03563 |
117 |
100 |
16 |
1 |
2181 |
Maybe it’s the way out. |
1.1538 |
0.03037 |
156 |
133 |
22 |
1 |
2182 |
Please come up to the stage in an orderly way, |
1.1538 |
0.03980 |
156 |
141 |
6 |
9 |
2183 |
A black hole without a big bang is like fireworks without a marching band. |
1.1538 |
0.03171 |
156 |
134 |
20 |
2 |
2184 |
Don't even think about trying to jump over that thing. |
1.1538 |
0.03337 |
143 |
123 |
18 |
2 |
2185 |
Then she threw the ball and it just kept going. |
1.1538 |
0.03298 |
156 |
135 |
18 |
3 |
2186 |
You know how we get worms? Well, that's where they come from. |
1.1538 |
0.03655 |
156 |
138 |
12 |
6 |
2187 |
Oooookay. That sock I ate is kickin' in. |
1.1538 |
0.03754 |
143 |
126 |
12 |
5 |
2188 |
New moon, new me — I’m going stop barking at the mailman. |
1.1538 |
0.03855 |
130 |
114 |
12 |
4 |
2189 |
It looked like homework to me. |
1.1534 |
0.03207 |
163 |
141 |
19 |
3 |
2190 |
That's where the lost bones go |
1.1534 |
0.03323 |
163 |
142 |
17 |
4 |
2191 |
Hmmm . . . I just don't see it. |
1.1533 |
0.03241 |
150 |
129 |
19 |
2 |
2192 |
Yes, we are allowed to howl at the abyss. |
1.1533 |
0.03376 |
150 |
130 |
17 |
3 |
2193 |
It's my side. I'll take it. |
1.1533 |
0.03631 |
150 |
132 |
13 |
5 |
2194 |
I give up, that ball is exhausting to fetch. |
1.1533 |
0.03376 |
150 |
130 |
17 |
3 |
2195 |
At the end of the day, it worked. |
1.1533 |
0.03241 |
150 |
129 |
19 |
2 |
2196 |
I’m scared, too. But I still want to sniff it. |
1.1533 |
0.03376 |
150 |
130 |
17 |
3 |
2197 |
The moon’s gone, let’s howl. |
1.1533 |
0.03419 |
137 |
118 |
17 |
2 |
2198 |
Why do I feel the urge to sniff it? |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2199 |
That was my favorite hockey puck. |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2200 |
I was never intersted in baying at it anyway. |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2201 |
Everyone's a critic. |
1.1533 |
0.03573 |
137 |
119 |
15 |
3 |
2202 |
I can almost smell it from here. |
1.1533 |
0.03720 |
137 |
120 |
13 |
4 |
2203 |
It’s too far away to sniff ! |
1.1533 |
0.03419 |
137 |
118 |
17 |
2 |
2204 |
That there is a HOLE lot of trouble |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2205 |
We know it colloquially as ‘the black howl.’ |
1.1532 |
0.03974 |
124 |
109 |
11 |
4 |
2206 |
Dude, how many doggie gummies did you take? |
1.1532 |
0.03806 |
124 |
108 |
13 |
3 |
2207 |
Aha, I just knew there was something phoney about those bright points of light. |
1.1532 |
0.03248 |
124 |
105 |
19 |
0 |
2208 |
It's where all the tennis balls go to die... |
1.1532 |
0.03882 |
111 |
96 |
13 |
2 |
2209 |
Unless you want to discuss spacetime, we better just leave it for now. |
1.1529 |
0.03279 |
157 |
136 |
18 |
3 |
2210 |
What do you think it is, Spot? |
1.1529 |
0.03519 |
157 |
138 |
14 |
5 |
2211 |
What's Elon Musk up to now? |
1.1529 |
0.03152 |
157 |
135 |
20 |
2 |
2212 |
Do you think Ralphy will finally quit digging up that hole in the backyard? |
1.1529 |
0.03633 |
157 |
139 |
12 |
6 |
2213 |
' I tell you there are unidentified feline objects in the sky' |
1.1529 |
0.03152 |
157 |
135 |
20 |
2 |
2214 |
It's where the earth used to be. |
1.1528 |
0.03459 |
144 |
125 |
16 |
3 |
2215 |
See? That's what happens if you howl at the moon in the proper way. |
1.1528 |
0.03597 |
144 |
126 |
14 |
4 |
2216 |
I think tht's where all our lost burried bones went |
1.1528 |
0.03459 |
144 |
125 |
16 |
3 |
2217 |
This makes me question my motivation for howling. |
1.1528 |
0.03316 |
144 |
124 |
18 |
2 |
2218 |
When we die, our souls float up there to sniff the Great Butt in the Sky for all eternity. |
1.1528 |
0.03316 |
144 |
124 |
18 |
2 |
2219 |
Oh no, it's gone over to the dark side! |
1.1528 |
0.03597 |
144 |
126 |
14 |
4 |
2220 |
I have astigmatism |
1.1528 |
0.03316 |
144 |
124 |
18 |
2 |
2221 |
Look, it's our uncle Sirius. |
1.1528 |
0.03316 |
144 |
124 |
18 |
2 |
2222 |
So ... Where's the Man in the Moon ? |
1.1528 |
0.03316 |
144 |
124 |
18 |
2 |
2223 |
How exactly are we supposed to howl at a black hole? |
1.1527 |
0.03507 |
131 |
113 |
16 |
2 |
2224 |
I think you can stop howling at it. |
1.1527 |
0.03335 |
131 |
112 |
18 |
1 |
2225 |
I'm going to have to revisit Einstein's theorems. |
1.1527 |
0.03978 |
131 |
116 |
10 |
5 |
2226 |
I don’t remember even digging that one! |
1.1527 |
0.03827 |
131 |
115 |
12 |
4 |
2227 |
I don’t know Sparky, but I’d sure like to sniff it |
1.1527 |
0.03671 |
131 |
114 |
14 |
3 |
2228 |
My god, did we do that? |
1.1527 |
0.03507 |
131 |
113 |
16 |
2 |
2229 |
If only I could reach far enough to sniff it |
1.1527 |
0.03671 |
131 |
114 |
14 |
3 |
2230 |
Holy moly |
1.1525 |
0.03734 |
118 |
102 |
14 |
2 |
2231 |
If we could give that thing a good sniff I bet we'd get to know the answers to life's biggest questions. |
1.1523 |
0.03484 |
151 |
132 |
15 |
4 |
2232 |
You jump first! |
1.1523 |
0.03484 |
151 |
132 |
15 |
4 |
2233 |
Whispering: "Don't make a move... I think it can see us. |
1.1523 |
0.03355 |
151 |
131 |
17 |
3 |
2234 |
There it is, boy. The Cosmic Doggy Door. To reach it would be one giant step for man's best friend." |
1.1523 |
0.03729 |
151 |
134 |
11 |
6 |
2235 |
He yelled 'fetch' but I am having second thoughts. |
1.1522 |
0.03694 |
138 |
121 |
13 |
4 |
2236 |
I think I see where I hid that nice beef bone |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2237 |
I don’t know Lucius - all I can see is the big empty bowl |
1.1522 |
0.03396 |
138 |
119 |
17 |
2 |
2238 |
We lost our job. |
1.1522 |
0.03237 |
138 |
118 |
19 |
1 |
2239 |
If it's really Uranus, then why can't I smell it? |
1.1520 |
0.03777 |
125 |
109 |
13 |
3 |
2240 |
I wonder what's different this time? last time totality lasted only a few minutes! |
1.1519 |
0.03133 |
158 |
136 |
20 |
2 |
2241 |
Scientists believe the universe is primarily comprised of 'dark matter,' which they're not sure what that is. The world would be a friendlier place if dark matter were jerky treats. Anyway, there's that big black hole out there. Thoughts? |
1.1519 |
0.03828 |
158 |
142 |
8 |
8 |
2242 |
I don't know, It's grand and all but I just wanna sniff it! |
1.1519 |
0.03381 |
158 |
138 |
16 |
4 |
2243 |
I heard it'll take three centillion bones to fill it. |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2244 |
Wow! Look at that hole! I wonder how big that bone was! |
1.1518 |
0.04053 |
112 |
98 |
11 |
3 |
2245 |
Do you think they have fire hydrants up there? |
1.1517 |
0.03146 |
145 |
124 |
20 |
1 |
2246 |
Is that the beginning or the end? |
1.1517 |
0.03832 |
145 |
129 |
10 |
6 |
2247 |
Next time let’s get someone besides Cy Young to play fetch. “
Diana Bain Mobley, Nashville, T |
1.1517 |
0.03705 |
145 |
128 |
12 |
5 |
2248 |
People think it's a Black Hole, but we know the late Fido did it in 10 minutes with his claws. |
1.1515 |
0.03645 |
132 |
115 |
14 |
3 |
2249 |
It's the ultimate Master Agility Competition obstacle |
1.1515 |
0.03482 |
132 |
114 |
16 |
2 |
2250 |
Cheese! |
1.1515 |
0.03645 |
132 |
115 |
14 |
3 |
2251 |
Do you think we can still howl if it's a "black and blue" moon? |
1.1515 |
0.03645 |
132 |
115 |
14 |
3 |
2252 |
If there is life out there, I hope they have hotdogs for us. |
1.1515 |
0.03949 |
132 |
117 |
10 |
5 |
2253 |
Are we supposed to howl at a black hole? |
1.1515 |
0.03645 |
132 |
115 |
14 |
3 |
2254 |
Baying just isn't what it used to be. |
1.1513 |
0.03463 |
152 |
133 |
15 |
4 |
2255 |
Every month the great ball appears to taunt us. |
1.1513 |
0.03334 |
152 |
132 |
17 |
3 |
2256 |
How are we going to sniff that? |
1.1513 |
0.03201 |
152 |
131 |
19 |
2 |
2257 |
They say no smell can escape black holes. |
1.1513 |
0.03334 |
152 |
132 |
17 |
3 |
2258 |
Oh! I so want to sniff it. |
1.1513 |
0.03334 |
152 |
132 |
17 |
3 |
2259 |
In my experience, the spot grows bigger and bigger until it covers the sky, and then the migraine begins. |
1.1513 |
0.03334 |
152 |
132 |
17 |
3 |
2260 |
I wouldn't recommend sniffing it. |
1.1513 |
0.03586 |
152 |
134 |
13 |
5 |
2261 |
Oh, look. It’s a hole. |
1.1513 |
0.03201 |
152 |
131 |
19 |
2 |
2262 |
Someone left that Swiss cheese out waaaay too long. |
1.1513 |
0.03334 |
152 |
132 |
17 |
3 |
2263 |
Should we be able to smell a black hole?! |
1.1513 |
0.03334 |
152 |
132 |
17 |
3 |
2264 |
I guess we barked at it once too often. |
1.1512 |
0.03502 |
172 |
153 |
12 |
7 |
2265 |
There's no shiny ball anymore. |
1.1511 |
0.03373 |
139 |
120 |
17 |
2 |
2266 |
What happened to Canis Major? |
1.1511 |
0.03215 |
139 |
119 |
19 |
1 |
2267 |
Is that where all the lost toys go? |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2268 |
Does the Dog Star sniff that? |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2269 |
UNA TERRA POSSIBILE ? |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2270 |
Sure, I get “bark at the moon,” but I just can’t do it to a black hole. |
1.1511 |
0.03373 |
139 |
120 |
17 |
2 |
2271 |
Howling at a hole is hollow. |
1.1511 |
0.03669 |
139 |
122 |
13 |
4 |
2272 |
Anyone we know? |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2273 |
Boy, are we in trouble! What are we going to bark at now? |
1.1511 |
0.03809 |
139 |
123 |
11 |
5 |
2274 |
I brought bones and a tennis ball. I thought you were bringing the eclipse glasses. |
1.1511 |
0.03524 |
139 |
121 |
15 |
3 |
2275 |
Fascinating. They say the gravitational pull is so intense that even odor cannot escape it. |
1.1511 |
0.03373 |
139 |
120 |
17 |
2 |
2276 |
I think there’s a squirrel in there. |
1.1509 |
0.03240 |
159 |
138 |
18 |
3 |
2277 |
Now what are we going to howl at? |
1.1509 |
0.03477 |
159 |
140 |
14 |
5 |
2278 |
Remember when we use to howl at the moon. |
1.1509 |
0.03240 |
159 |
138 |
18 |
3 |
2279 |
That, son, explains the origin of the Frisbee." |
1.1508 |
0.03393 |
126 |
108 |
17 |
1 |
2280 |
Oh my, it's Serious ! |
1.1508 |
0.03915 |
126 |
111 |
11 |
4 |
2281 |
I haven’t tried this doggy door…you go first! |
1.1508 |
0.03575 |
126 |
109 |
15 |
2 |
2282 |
No, this is not what they mean by 'See Spot, Run' |
1.1507 |
0.03681 |
146 |
129 |
12 |
5 |
2283 |
They call that Bark Hole
where yelp reviews go unnoticed... |
1.1507 |
0.03415 |
146 |
127 |
16 |
3 |
2284 |
I thought it only disappeared when we weren't looking at it. |
1.1507 |
0.03415 |
146 |
127 |
16 |
3 |
2285 |
Maybe gone for a pee break? |
1.1507 |
0.03415 |
146 |
127 |
16 |
3 |
2286 |
I’ve read about this somewhere—called a « black howl » or something. |
1.1507 |
0.03681 |
146 |
129 |
12 |
5 |
2287 |
Nope, doesn't look random to me either. |
1.1507 |
0.03415 |
146 |
127 |
16 |
3 |
2288 |
Just beyond that black hole is an electric fence. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2289 |
If they wanted us to stop howling, they didn't need to get rid of the moon, they could have just asked. |
1.1504 |
0.03289 |
133 |
114 |
18 |
1 |
2290 |
That's our star sign -- Spot. |
1.1504 |
0.03773 |
133 |
117 |
12 |
4 |
2291 |
Cats did it |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2292 |
What the heck are we gonna howl at now!? |
1.1504 |
0.03619 |
133 |
116 |
14 |
3 |
2293 |
Sirius not serious. |
1.1504 |
0.03458 |
133 |
115 |
16 |
2 |
2294 |
If it's an eclipse we're good; it it's a black hole, we're screwed!" |
1.1504 |
0.03773 |
133 |
117 |
12 |
4 |
2295 |
Do you understand what the others are howling at?? |
1.1504 |
0.03111 |
133 |
113 |
20 |
0 |
2296 |
The dark side? |
1.1504 |
0.03289 |
133 |
114 |
18 |
1 |
2297 |
I think I know where all the bones we buried went. |
1.1500 |
0.03645 |
140 |
123 |
13 |
4 |
2298 |
It's the blue moon. You forgot us dogs are color blind. |
1.1500 |
0.03501 |
140 |
122 |
15 |
3 |
2299 |
No, I don’t really see it. I’m not even sure what a space dog would look like from behind in the first place. |
1.1500 |
0.03783 |
140 |
124 |
11 |
5 |
2300 |
Think of how many bones we can bury in that hole. |
1.1500 |
0.03194 |
140 |
120 |
19 |
1 |
2301 |
It’s The Big Steak - Carnis Major. |
1.1500 |
0.03501 |
140 |
122 |
15 |
3 |
2302 |
Yet another reminder I've been blackballed from the dog park. |
1.1500 |
0.03917 |
140 |
125 |
9 |
6 |
2303 |
That is one rabbit hole I will not go down. |
1.1500 |
0.04039 |
120 |
106 |
10 |
4 |
2304 |
We barked at the moon so much he didn’t show up tonight. |
1.1500 |
0.03501 |
140 |
122 |
15 |
3 |
2305 |
I don't know, do you feel like howling tonight? |
1.1500 |
0.03501 |
140 |
122 |
15 |
3 |
2306 |
We gotta do something about that cat. |
1.1500 |
0.03676 |
120 |
104 |
14 |
2 |
2307 |
Where did the cow jump over again? |
1.1500 |
0.03501 |
140 |
122 |
15 |
3 |
2308 |
Not felt this way since I was fixed... |
1.1497 |
0.03566 |
167 |
149 |
11 |
7 |
2309 |
Laika left us a sign! |
1.1497 |
0.03657 |
147 |
130 |
12 |
5 |
2310 |
It was your bright idea to do the non-stop howling. |
1.1497 |
0.03253 |
147 |
127 |
18 |
2 |
2311 |
I think I may have thrown the ball too far. |
1.1497 |
0.03528 |
147 |
129 |
14 |
4 |
2312 |
Catch-as-catch-can. |
1.1497 |
0.03106 |
147 |
126 |
20 |
1 |
2313 |
It's not really a Black Hole. It's where Trump hid more of the classified documents. |
1.1497 |
0.03393 |
147 |
128 |
16 |
3 |
2314 |
See? I told you he threw it too far. |
1.1497 |
0.03528 |
147 |
129 |
14 |
4 |
2315 |
Howl and the moon will come. |
1.1497 |
0.03106 |
147 |
126 |
20 |
1 |
2316 |
He jumped too high |
1.1496 |
0.03721 |
127 |
111 |
13 |
3 |
2317 |
So that’s where all the fake throw tennis balls go! |
1.1496 |
0.03721 |
127 |
111 |
13 |
3 |
2318 |
That's where Canis Major peed. |
1.1494 |
0.03162 |
154 |
133 |
19 |
2 |
2319 |
Where did it go? It looks like my dog bowl when they forget to feed me!? |
1.1494 |
0.03294 |
154 |
134 |
17 |
3 |
2320 |
This series sure got dark. |
1.1494 |
0.03542 |
154 |
136 |
13 |
5 |
2321 |
So much for "Plan B." |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2322 |
...and this one's called "The Big Bowl". |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2323 |
An eclipse always ruins my day! |
1.1493 |
0.03746 |
134 |
118 |
12 |
4 |
2324 |
ruh roh. I SWEAR I had nothing to do with THAT hole. |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2325 |
It’s your turn to fetch. Good luck… |
1.1493 |
0.03746 |
134 |
118 |
12 |
4 |
2326 |
See what happens when you howl too much, the man just warps out and leaves us a black hole to ponder |
1.1493 |
0.03434 |
134 |
116 |
16 |
2 |
2327 |
maybe we should start barking at something else |
1.1491 |
0.03986 |
114 |
100 |
11 |
3 |
2328 |
Some say it could be a wormhole or dark matter. But I worry that its just another hoop I have to jump through to get that extra treat. |
1.1491 |
0.03322 |
161 |
141 |
16 |
4 |
2329 |
Our nightly howl sure is getting ruined by these flat-mooners. |
1.1491 |
0.02950 |
161 |
138 |
22 |
1 |
2330 |
Are you feeling a gentle tug? |
1.1491 |
0.03203 |
161 |
140 |
18 |
3 |
2331 |
You can bark at them as they move, but you can't catch them. |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2332 |
Its like God wants us to play ball. |
1.1489 |
0.03620 |
141 |
124 |
13 |
4 |
2333 |
Thanks, Obama. |
1.1489 |
0.03758 |
141 |
125 |
11 |
5 |
2334 |
Get Sirius about the dog days of summer." |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2335 |
A black hole? No, I don't think so. Maybe a squirrel. |
1.1489 |
0.03173 |
141 |
121 |
19 |
1 |
2336 |
It's the sign that humans got it backwards. It's Dog that was the creator. |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2337 |
Well that explains it. A hole where my howl should be. |
1.1489 |
0.03478 |
141 |
123 |
15 |
3 |
2338 |
No no no. You howl at the moon, not growl. |
1.1489 |
0.03329 |
141 |
122 |
17 |
2 |
2339 |
That's a hole I could sniff for a long time |
1.1489 |
0.03329 |
141 |
122 |
17 |
2 |
2340 |
Told you if you kept barking you'd scare it off. |
1.1489 |
0.03620 |
141 |
124 |
13 |
4 |
2341 |
What would Ginsberg do? |
1.1489 |
0.03329 |
141 |
122 |
17 |
2 |
2342 |
Which is the dark side? |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2343 |
Even the moon has gone dark. |
1.1488 |
0.03454 |
121 |
104 |
16 |
1 |
2344 |
I've never been a lead-dog. Same old view. |
1.1488 |
0.03648 |
121 |
105 |
14 |
2 |
2345 |
Sit,stay, I can live with. But mute? |
1.1486 |
0.03371 |
148 |
129 |
16 |
3 |
2346 |
I think we’re supposed to try and bite it. |
1.1486 |
0.03371 |
148 |
129 |
16 |
3 |
2347 |
Shall we howl at this one? |
1.1486 |
0.03371 |
148 |
129 |
16 |
3 |
2348 |
I think your howl was a little pitchy. |
1.1486 |
0.03371 |
148 |
129 |
16 |
3 |
2349 |
God is dead. |
1.1486 |
0.03371 |
148 |
129 |
16 |
3 |
2350 |
So that's where my tennis ball went. |
1.1486 |
0.03232 |
148 |
128 |
18 |
2 |
2351 |
They say it's never been sniffed. |
1.1486 |
0.03232 |
148 |
128 |
18 |
2 |
2352 |
Actually, that’s a little far-fetched. |
1.1486 |
0.03371 |
148 |
129 |
16 |
3 |
2353 |
Uh oh. |
1.1484 |
0.03523 |
128 |
111 |
15 |
2 |
2354 |
All dogs go to heaven. There's the gate! One of us is next! |
1.1484 |
0.03523 |
128 |
111 |
15 |
2 |
2355 |
I don’t think those were ‘dog’ treats. |
1.1484 |
0.03857 |
128 |
113 |
11 |
4 |
2356 |
Insignificant ? naaaaah, but I'll be going home now, to listen to how perfect I am from my person.. |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2357 |
I think they said it called the Bark Howl |
1.1484 |
0.04013 |
128 |
114 |
9 |
5 |
2358 |
Should we howl, or what? |
1.1484 |
0.03344 |
128 |
110 |
17 |
1 |
2359 |
Dear Dog! I've got macular degeneration |
1.1484 |
0.03694 |
128 |
112 |
13 |
3 |
2360 |
Do you see that? |
1.1484 |
0.03143 |
155 |
134 |
19 |
2 |
2361 |
How are we supposed to howl at the moon when the aliens stole it again? I think the British Museum is rubbing off on them. |
1.1484 |
0.03400 |
155 |
136 |
15 |
4 |
2362 |
Stop already, you can’t be heard during the Moon’s black hole phase. |
1.1484 |
0.03143 |
155 |
134 |
19 |
2 |
2363 |
That's the black hole where they throw the bags of poop. |
1.1484 |
0.03638 |
155 |
138 |
11 |
6 |
2364 |
If only we could get a good whiff of that. |
1.1481 |
0.03720 |
135 |
119 |
12 |
4 |
2365 |
We can still chase our tails. |
1.1481 |
0.03720 |
135 |
119 |
12 |
4 |
2366 |
Actually, I feel even more like howling now. |
1.1481 |
0.04006 |
135 |
121 |
8 |
6 |
2367 |
My human thinks I chewed that hole. |
1.1481 |
0.03569 |
135 |
120 |
11 |
4 |
2368 |
No. It doesn't smell like anything. |
1.1481 |
0.04006 |
135 |
121 |
8 |
6 |
2369 |
It’s the universe telling us to pipe down! |
1.1481 |
0.03244 |
135 |
116 |
18 |
1 |
2370 |
Ironically, someone is howling at us. |
1.1481 |
0.03410 |
135 |
117 |
16 |
2 |
2371 |
We could try, but baying at it when it was full didn’t turn it off. |
1.1481 |
0.03720 |
135 |
119 |
12 |
4 |
2372 |
When you die, that’s where you go. Look how much cheese they’ve eaten! |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2373 |
I buried a bone in there a few years ago. |
1.1479 |
0.03455 |
142 |
124 |
15 |
3 |
2374 |
Nah, it can't be climate change. |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2375 |
It's so inviting. If only we could sniff it. |
1.1479 |
0.03596 |
142 |
125 |
13 |
4 |
2376 |
I blame the &@?#%¥ squirrels. |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2377 |
Jeez, even the moon went on strike. |
1.1479 |
0.03455 |
142 |
124 |
15 |
3 |
2378 |
So many things to pee on. |
1.1479 |
0.03455 |
142 |
124 |
15 |
3 |
2379 |
We just lost the Dog Star. This is serious! |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2380 |
A black hole or someone ate the cheese! |
1.1479 |
0.03596 |
142 |
125 |
13 |
4 |
2381 |
Yes, it's a black hole; no, you can't lick it. |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2382 |
That’s the new AI designed doggie heaven portal”
“Still jumping through hoops to get to heaven eh? |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2383 |
I am telling you it's was literally here like 2 minutes ago. |
1.1479 |
0.03307 |
142 |
123 |
17 |
2 |
2384 |
I don’t smell it. Do you ? |
1.1479 |
0.03455 |
142 |
124 |
15 |
3 |
2385 |
That,son,is bone heaven. |
1.1477 |
0.03483 |
149 |
131 |
14 |
4 |
2386 |
I want to howl, but it just feels like something is missing. |
1.1477 |
0.03212 |
149 |
129 |
18 |
2 |
2387 |
Slightly humilating to sing to an empty house,isn't it. |
1.1477 |
0.03212 |
149 |
129 |
18 |
2 |
2388 |
Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
TRANSLATION: "I knew I shouldn't have licked that LSD-laced doggie bone. |
1.1477 |
0.03212 |
149 |
129 |
18 |
2 |
2389 |
Looks like a YouTube hole to me |
1.1477 |
0.03068 |
149 |
128 |
20 |
1 |
2390 |
I say 'in the general direction of the moon" works for me in a pinch |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2391 |
I know it looks inviting, but just can't get my nose up there. |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2392 |
After 73 dog years,it is time for both of us to get cataract surgery! |
1.1475 |
0.04143 |
122 |
109 |
8 |
5 |
2393 |
It could be your anus. I've sniffed it but I've never looked at it. |
1.1475 |
0.04143 |
122 |
109 |
8 |
5 |
2394 |
Why would anyone in their right mind want to howl at this? |
1.1475 |
0.03802 |
122 |
107 |
12 |
3 |
2395 |
What treats await yonder? |
1.1474 |
0.02989 |
156 |
134 |
21 |
1 |
2396 |
Frankly, I'm relieved. I never understood this 'baying at the moon' business to begin with.in with. |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2397 |
It looks like the Dog Star has become the Death Star. |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2398 |
I’m not going not howl at that. |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2399 |
It looks like the dish ran away with the moon. |
1.1473 |
0.03667 |
129 |
113 |
13 |
3 |
2400 |
Total eclipses are a bummer. |
1.1473 |
0.03132 |
129 |
110 |
19 |
0 |
2401 |
Legend says that’s where Orion forgot to clean up after Canis Major. |
1.1473 |
0.03320 |
129 |
111 |
17 |
1 |
2402 |
Toto, I’ve a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore |
1.1473 |
0.03828 |
129 |
114 |
11 |
4 |
2403 |
You get this one. |
1.1472 |
0.03166 |
163 |
142 |
18 |
3 |
2404 |
Look Max its the porthole to dog heaven" "Wow someday but not now |
1.1471 |
0.03544 |
136 |
119 |
14 |
3 |
2405 |
Keep howling! |
1.1471 |
0.03222 |
136 |
117 |
18 |
1 |
2406 |
I feel like it's wrong to just howl. |
1.1471 |
0.03544 |
136 |
119 |
14 |
3 |
2407 |
Yeah, it's a black hole |
1.1471 |
0.03544 |
136 |
119 |
14 |
3 |
2408 |
It's a very big ball. |
1.1471 |
0.03222 |
136 |
117 |
18 |
1 |
2409 |
In "New Moon" they turned into wolves, not dogs! |
1.1471 |
0.03387 |
136 |
118 |
16 |
2 |
2410 |
Black moons only happen once in a blue moon. |
1.1471 |
0.03839 |
136 |
121 |
10 |
5 |
2411 |
Do you think our bones are in there? |
1.1471 |
0.03387 |
136 |
118 |
16 |
2 |
2412 |
Eventually, every dog sniffs that great butthole in the sky. |
1.1471 |
0.03694 |
136 |
120 |
12 |
4 |
2413 |
It's coming back right? |
1.1471 |
0.03694 |
136 |
120 |
12 |
4 |
2414 |
It always makes me wonder what kinds of treats they have |
1.1469 |
0.03708 |
143 |
127 |
11 |
5 |
2415 |
They call it the Unitarian moon. You howl at it for no reason. |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2416 |
That's Elon Musk's doggie door." |
1.1469 |
0.03708 |
143 |
127 |
11 |
5 |
2417 |
Ralph had a sniff and disappeared. |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2418 |
Stop howling for a minute and see if it comes back. |
1.1469 |
0.03838 |
143 |
128 |
9 |
6 |
2419 |
That was some howl! |
1.1469 |
0.03838 |
143 |
128 |
9 |
6 |
2420 |
I got mad and yelled at God; "Go ahead, prove to me you exist!" and Poof!, now we're dogs and there's a hole in the sky where the moon used to be. It makes no sense! |
1.1469 |
0.03708 |
143 |
127 |
11 |
5 |
2421 |
‘All Dogs Go To Heaven’ doesn’t seem as comforting anymore. |
1.1469 |
0.03573 |
143 |
126 |
13 |
4 |
2422 |
They call it the Dark Side of the Bowl. |
1.1469 |
0.03432 |
143 |
125 |
15 |
3 |
2423 |
Fetch,” he said |
1.1468 |
0.03872 |
109 |
95 |
12 |
2 |
2424 |
The black hole seems to be getting closer |
1.1467 |
0.03461 |
150 |
132 |
14 |
4 |
2425 |
No baying tonight - it's in abeyance. |
1.1467 |
0.03711 |
150 |
134 |
10 |
6 |
2426 |
Where did that frisbee come from? |
1.1467 |
0.03329 |
150 |
131 |
16 |
3 |
2427 |
I think we only have five minutes to live. |
1.1467 |
0.03329 |
150 |
131 |
16 |
3 |
2428 |
Can you blame him? |
1.1467 |
0.03049 |
150 |
129 |
20 |
1 |
2429 |
It's no place for a retriever. |
1.1467 |
0.03049 |
150 |
129 |
20 |
1 |
2430 |
Vampiric Quadrapeds Freaking Out At The Missing Moon |
1.1467 |
0.03329 |
150 |
131 |
16 |
3 |
2431 |
I'm going to go nuts when it comes home. |
1.1467 |
0.03588 |
150 |
133 |
12 |
5 |
2432 |
Is it missing or is it just because dogs are colorblind? |
1.1467 |
0.03192 |
150 |
130 |
18 |
2 |
2433 |
Is that a Black Hole consuming all our treats? |
1.1465 |
0.03706 |
157 |
141 |
9 |
7 |
2434 |
Clearly it is a picture in the sky of your butthole! |
1.1465 |
0.03594 |
157 |
140 |
11 |
6 |
2435 |
Light years are a lot longer than dog years |
1.1463 |
0.03592 |
123 |
107 |
14 |
2 |
2436 |
I'm going home now for a belly rub. |
1.1463 |
0.03402 |
123 |
106 |
16 |
1 |
2437 |
Apparently it's really something in colour. |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2438 |
I miss the big ball. |
1.1463 |
0.03402 |
123 |
106 |
16 |
1 |
2439 |
They say it's the center of the galaxy, but it's got nothing on the jar of treats. |
1.1463 |
0.03402 |
123 |
106 |
16 |
1 |
2440 |
No use baying at a black hole; the sound just disappears. |
1.1463 |
0.03402 |
123 |
106 |
16 |
1 |
2441 |
They say there's a man up there, but I have yet to get a treat. |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2442 |
No worry. Haven't you read "The Sun also Rises"? |
1.1463 |
0.03773 |
123 |
108 |
12 |
3 |
2443 |
Humans call it a lunar eclipse. For me, it's a reason to briefly stop howling. |
1.1462 |
0.03954 |
130 |
116 |
9 |
5 |
2444 |
Admit it, there's not much to howl about anymore. |
1.1462 |
0.03801 |
130 |
115 |
11 |
4 |
2445 |
I guess Mom wasn’t bluffing when she said she’d get rid of the moon if we didn’t stop our howling. |
1.1462 |
0.03954 |
130 |
116 |
9 |
5 |
2446 |
We don't know what it is. It's too far away to sniff. |
1.1462 |
0.03296 |
130 |
112 |
17 |
1 |
2447 |
It cracks me up how they think Global Warming is what we should worry about. |
1.1462 |
0.03954 |
130 |
116 |
9 |
5 |
2448 |
I don't care if it is made of cheese, you know they are hiding something in it. |
1.1462 |
0.03110 |
130 |
111 |
19 |
0 |
2449 |
When you're trying to teach your best friend about astronomy but they just want to chase squirrels |
1.1460 |
0.03520 |
137 |
120 |
14 |
3 |
2450 |
Merv i’m just trying to find the star i purchased for you. |
1.1460 |
0.03520 |
137 |
120 |
14 |
3 |
2451 |
I think it's stack of canned soup. |
1.1460 |
0.03520 |
137 |
120 |
14 |
3 |
2452 |
If you’ve seen one black hole you’ve seen them all. |
1.1460 |
0.03812 |
137 |
122 |
10 |
5 |
2453 |
Do we howl at it or call Space X |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2454 |
For all we know it could be a mauve or aqua-marine hole. |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2455 |
Just wait...aaaaany minute now... |
1.1460 |
0.03669 |
137 |
121 |
12 |
4 |
2456 |
I want to bay at it anyway |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2457 |
Should we be looking directly at the lunar eclipse? |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2458 |
Nothing to howl at tonight; let's hightail out it out now! |
1.1460 |
0.03364 |
137 |
119 |
16 |
2 |
2459 |
If I tell you something, do you promise to keep it a secret?” “Sure.” “I wanna hump it. |
1.1460 |
0.03951 |
137 |
123 |
8 |
6 |
2460 |
Wane, wane, go away… |
1.1460 |
0.03669 |
137 |
121 |
12 |
4 |
2461 |
Can you howl at a new moon? |
1.1458 |
0.03112 |
144 |
124 |
19 |
1 |
2462 |
It is nice just to be a dog for a change. |
1.1458 |
0.03549 |
144 |
127 |
13 |
4 |
2463 |
Einstein said that God does not play dice, but He's evidently half way to snake eyes. |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2464 |
This proves intelligent life exists. That ball didn’t just disappear. |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2465 |
Not sure why they howl at us once a month? |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2466 |
True, but the firewall paradox encourages the re-examination of
of the concept of local event horizons in black holes. |
1.1458 |
0.03549 |
144 |
127 |
13 |
4 |
2467 |
I kind of dig it |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2468 |
That must be one of those black holes. |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2469 |
There’s an opening in the black hole, start barking someone may hear us. |
1.1458 |
0.03409 |
144 |
126 |
15 |
3 |
2470 |
After the way we treated the waxing crescent yesterday, this was bound to happen. |
1.1458 |
0.03264 |
144 |
125 |
17 |
2 |
2471 |
So, black holes absorb your motivation, too." |
1.1457 |
0.03172 |
151 |
131 |
18 |
2 |
2472 |
That's our next stop. |
1.1457 |
0.03439 |
151 |
133 |
14 |
4 |
2473 |
There is nothing worse than the absence of a ball. |
1.1457 |
0.03687 |
151 |
135 |
10 |
6 |
2474 |
It's a message from Spot. Even bad dogs go to heaven. |
1.1456 |
0.03457 |
158 |
140 |
13 |
5 |
2475 |
We named it after him, Blackie's Hole. |
1.1456 |
0.03457 |
158 |
140 |
13 |
5 |
2476 |
I'm not going to fetch it, you fetch it. |
1.1452 |
0.03745 |
124 |
109 |
12 |
3 |
2477 |
How long are we gonna stare at this object that is heading straight for us? |
1.1452 |
0.03565 |
124 |
108 |
14 |
2 |
2478 |
I don't know, but I think was should bay. |
1.1450 |
0.03614 |
131 |
115 |
13 |
3 |
2479 |
You howled once too often. |
1.1450 |
0.03448 |
131 |
114 |
15 |
2 |
2480 |
Woffff, who dug that hole?
That’s nothin, I’ve dug deeper! |
1.1450 |
0.03773 |
131 |
116 |
11 |
4 |
2481 |
Now this is how you play fetch |
1.1450 |
0.03088 |
131 |
112 |
19 |
0 |
2482 |
Don 't tell Rinty,but in the universe behind that black hole I'm the Prime Minister of ZXQYYD. |
1.1450 |
0.03448 |
131 |
114 |
15 |
2 |
2483 |
No, that's not the Dog Star. |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2484 |
We could sit here and ponder how a black hole devours gravity and collapses time and space, but I'd rather just chase a tennis ball. |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2485 |
Don't worry about it. If it was supposed to have any meaning for us, the cartoonist would have made all those sparkly things in the shape of bones. |
1.1449 |
0.03179 |
138 |
119 |
18 |
1 |
2486 |
It's bad luck to howl during a lunar eclipse. |
1.1449 |
0.03496 |
138 |
121 |
14 |
3 |
2487 |
Hey, isn't that the hole that cats lick with thier tongues? |
1.1449 |
0.03341 |
138 |
120 |
16 |
2 |
2488 |
It's GONE!! |
1.1449 |
0.03008 |
138 |
118 |
20 |
0 |
2489 |
… be patient… if we sit hear and stare at it, they always come back… |
1.1449 |
0.03179 |
138 |
119 |
18 |
1 |
2490 |
And they think we're barking at nothing. |
1.1448 |
0.03387 |
145 |
127 |
15 |
3 |
2491 |
I don't see his tail above it. |
1.1448 |
0.03243 |
145 |
126 |
17 |
2 |
2492 |
So, Spot, it seems your astronomical calculations were spot on |
1.1448 |
0.03387 |
145 |
127 |
15 |
3 |
2493 |
Dad, , point out the Belly Button Constellation again. |
1.1448 |
0.03243 |
145 |
126 |
17 |
2 |
2494 |
Okay, I'll jump through. But, you go first. |
1.1448 |
0.03387 |
145 |
127 |
15 |
3 |
2495 |
Cosmology may be too vast for the power of the dog, son. |
1.1448 |
0.03243 |
145 |
126 |
17 |
2 |
2496 |
Did you ever think that we were howling at a large iris? |
1.1448 |
0.03526 |
145 |
128 |
13 |
4 |
2497 |
So that's where all the bones went. |
1.1448 |
0.03387 |
145 |
127 |
15 |
3 |
2498 |
I told you the Moon wouldn’t like us not howling at it last night. |
1.1447 |
0.03288 |
152 |
133 |
16 |
3 |
2499 |
Can we just howl at each other, then? |
1.1447 |
0.03288 |
152 |
133 |
16 |
3 |
2500 |
Do know any creedence ? |
1.1447 |
0.03288 |
152 |
133 |
16 |
3 |
2501 |
Iss thatt...that a Donut ?!! |
1.1447 |
0.03012 |
152 |
131 |
20 |
1 |
2502 |
I really dig that hole |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2503 |
That’s one big rabbit hole |
1.1440 |
0.03886 |
125 |
111 |
10 |
4 |
2504 |
Just imagine the bone that's buried in that hole. |
1.1440 |
0.03716 |
125 |
110 |
12 |
3 |
2505 |
They're always trying to shut us up, but I say this is the last straw. |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2506 |
Wait, it’s not blue?! |
1.1440 |
0.03351 |
125 |
108 |
16 |
1 |
2507 |
See ball, chase. ball. |
1.1439 |
0.03588 |
132 |
116 |
13 |
3 |
2508 |
I could howl. |
1.1439 |
0.03250 |
132 |
114 |
17 |
1 |
2509 |
It doesn't take an Einstein... |
1.1439 |
0.03423 |
132 |
115 |
15 |
2 |
2510 |
Howling doesn't seem to work. |
1.1439 |
0.03746 |
132 |
117 |
11 |
4 |
2511 |
I always howl at the dark side of the moon. |
1.1439 |
0.03588 |
132 |
116 |
13 |
3 |
2512 |
Siriusly, Orion, where are you? |
1.1439 |
0.03588 |
132 |
116 |
13 |
3 |
2513 |
Somewhere out there is a world without cats. |
1.1439 |
0.03746 |
132 |
117 |
11 |
4 |
2514 |
Looks like a new starred-up |
1.1439 |
0.03588 |
132 |
116 |
13 |
3 |
2515 |
The last time I jumped through a black hole,the whole universe was run by cats. |
1.1439 |
0.03746 |
132 |
117 |
11 |
4 |
2516 |
Hawking and I figure it's a black hole. |
1.1439 |
0.03472 |
139 |
122 |
14 |
3 |
2517 |
It’s not a donut hole, it’s a singularity. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2518 |
Our howling scared it away. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2519 |
If we were a bit closer we could sniff it. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2520 |
It's nights like these I really hate being colorblind. |
1.1439 |
0.03760 |
139 |
124 |
10 |
5 |
2521 |
It's a dog-eat-dog-eats-everything-including-light kind of world. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2522 |
They call it a Something Hole. |
1.1439 |
0.03472 |
139 |
122 |
14 |
3 |
2523 |
Do you think humans go to heaven? |
1.1439 |
0.03619 |
139 |
123 |
12 |
4 |
2524 |
THAT IS WHERE THE CARTOONIST RAN OUT OF WHITE INK. |
1.1439 |
0.03760 |
139 |
124 |
10 |
5 |
2525 |
Another new telescope...a dog can't lift his leg anywhere, anymore, any time, without somebody watching. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2526 |
It’s ‘howl at at the moon, introspect at the gaping void’ |
1.1439 |
0.03472 |
139 |
122 |
14 |
3 |
2527 |
What are we supposed to do in this particular case? |
1.1439 |
0.03472 |
139 |
122 |
14 |
3 |
2528 |
Im laughing too Carl…I’ve never seen such sport!…Hey what’s that dish doing now? |
1.1439 |
0.03760 |
139 |
124 |
10 |
5 |
2529 |
And that’s Canis Major… or maybe Minor. I don’t know, let’s just howl. |
1.1439 |
0.03318 |
139 |
121 |
16 |
2 |
2530 |
It just disappears everyday. |
1.1438 |
0.03222 |
146 |
127 |
17 |
2 |
2531 |
Come on Rover, just imagine it's there and start barking. |
1.1438 |
0.03366 |
146 |
128 |
15 |
3 |
2532 |
I'm serious! That's where the Dog Star used to be. |
1.1438 |
0.03397 |
153 |
135 |
14 |
4 |
2533 |
It’s where all good dogs go… |
1.1438 |
0.03268 |
153 |
134 |
16 |
3 |
2534 |
‘Black Hole Sun, woof you come’ |
1.1438 |
0.03268 |
153 |
134 |
16 |
3 |
2535 |
I’m speechless! |
1.1438 |
0.03299 |
160 |
141 |
15 |
4 |
2536 |
Just pretend and howl as if they never figured out that it was made of rare earth minerals instead of cheese. |
1.1438 |
0.03178 |
160 |
140 |
17 |
3 |
2537 |
Do you think He’ll ever throw it to us. |
1.1438 |
0.03178 |
160 |
140 |
17 |
3 |
2538 |
Back in my youth, I would have dug that. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2539 |
Wanna play a little game of Corn Hole? |
1.1429 |
0.03828 |
119 |
105 |
11 |
3 |
2540 |
It’s the big fang all over again |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2541 |
I'm telling you, it was there just last night. Maybe I howled too loud' |
1.1429 |
0.03449 |
140 |
123 |
14 |
3 |
2542 |
You jump through it first. |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2543 |
It's that dark matter that makes the math work. |
1.1429 |
0.03449 |
140 |
123 |
14 |
3 |
2544 |
Okay, but why would they name me Spot as well? |
1.1429 |
0.03376 |
154 |
136 |
14 |
4 |
2545 |
When you wish upon a butt . . . |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2546 |
They call it the Big Bagel |
1.1429 |
0.03296 |
140 |
122 |
16 |
2 |
2547 |
Don't worry, it's not a black hole, just the dark side of the moon. |
1.1429 |
0.03296 |
140 |
122 |
16 |
2 |
2548 |
I don't know whether to pee on it or bark at it. |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2549 |
They took the ball with them! |
1.1429 |
0.03563 |
133 |
117 |
13 |
3 |
2550 |
Tonight, inexplicably, I feel no urge to bark nor howl. |
1.1429 |
0.03327 |
126 |
109 |
16 |
1 |
2551 |
That’s our portal when we die - all dogs go to heaven |
1.1429 |
0.03857 |
126 |
112 |
10 |
4 |
2552 |
Getting pulled into that black hole could change everything. We could be the masters and humans the pets. |
1.1429 |
0.03296 |
140 |
122 |
16 |
2 |
2553 |
Do you ever wonder if there is other intelligent life out there, or are we all alone? |
1.1429 |
0.03344 |
147 |
129 |
15 |
3 |
2554 |
Peek a boo |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2555 |
I think that means tonights howling event has been blacked out. |
1.1429 |
0.03376 |
154 |
136 |
14 |
4 |
2556 |
After they pick it up, that is where all our poop goes. |
1.1429 |
0.03221 |
119 |
102 |
17 |
0 |
2557 |
Yep, no one's even taking this thing Sirius anymore.
They are definitely trolling for Uranus jokes this week. |
1.1429 |
0.03399 |
133 |
116 |
15 |
2 |
2558 |
I would call the papers, but I peed all over them, Horace. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2559 |
Drop it! Drop it! Why won't.you drop it? |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2560 |
It smells like a black hole. |
1.1429 |
0.03344 |
147 |
129 |
15 |
3 |
2561 |
Yep. That's where Buster chased his ball and vanished forever. |
1.1429 |
0.03512 |
126 |
110 |
14 |
2 |
2562 |
Oh, don't be like that! We just howl because we like you. |
1.1429 |
0.03136 |
140 |
121 |
18 |
1 |
2563 |
It’s nothing…really nothing to worry about!!! |
1.1429 |
0.03775 |
112 |
98 |
12 |
2 |
2564 |
Ball,Ball,BALL,BAAAAAAAALLLL!! |
1.1429 |
0.03344 |
147 |
129 |
15 |
3 |
2565 |
Just because it's in shadow doesn't mean we don't howl at it, Eugene. |
1.1429 |
0.03719 |
133 |
118 |
11 |
4 |
2566 |
No, I'M not... I mean, yes, I am when I say Sirius has to be the one who dug that hole. |
1.1429 |
0.03637 |
119 |
104 |
13 |
2 |
2567 |
I told you to be careful what you bay at! |
1.1429 |
0.03227 |
133 |
115 |
17 |
1 |
2568 |
What if it closes behind us? |
1.1429 |
0.03689 |
126 |
111 |
12 |
3 |
2569 |
Looks flat to me… |
1.1429 |
0.03481 |
147 |
130 |
13 |
4 |
2570 |
That’s what happens when you don’t fetch the ball. |
1.1429 |
0.03719 |
133 |
118 |
11 |
4 |
2571 |
Is it coming here or going there? |
1.1429 |
0.03481 |
147 |
130 |
13 |
4 |
2572 |
It's time to embrace our dark sides! |
1.1419 |
0.03478 |
155 |
138 |
12 |
5 |
2573 |
We howled and it went away.
Now what? |
1.1419 |
0.03458 |
148 |
131 |
13 |
4 |
2574 |
Maybe this new moon will howl back. |
1.1419 |
0.03181 |
148 |
129 |
17 |
2 |
2575 |
Yeah, right. I wouldn't mess with it. |
1.1419 |
0.03323 |
148 |
130 |
15 |
3 |
2576 |
We howl at the shards now. |
1.1418 |
0.03116 |
141 |
122 |
18 |
1 |
2577 |
As far as I'm concerned: GRAVITY SUCKS! |
1.1418 |
0.03274 |
141 |
123 |
16 |
2 |
2578 |
They call it The Dog Star but it doesn't smell like a dog. |
1.1418 |
0.03116 |
141 |
122 |
18 |
1 |
2579 |
That hole is where all the black haired dogs go when they die. |
1.1418 |
0.03570 |
141 |
125 |
12 |
4 |
2580 |
Man I would love get a sniff of that hole |
1.1418 |
0.03570 |
141 |
125 |
12 |
4 |
2581 |
I knew if we keep looking, we'd find that Black Hole somewhere! |
1.1418 |
0.03274 |
141 |
123 |
16 |
2 |
2582 |
Your father chased a shooting star through there, and we've never seen him since. |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2583 |
Instead of scaring everyone away with my barking I should be more friendly. |
1.1418 |
0.03426 |
141 |
124 |
14 |
3 |
2584 |
How do we know which are ours, and which are Elon's? |
1.1418 |
0.03274 |
141 |
123 |
16 |
2 |
2585 |
Scientists call it a black hole; I call it the portal to Doggie Heaven. |
1.1418 |
0.03274 |
141 |
123 |
16 |
2 |
2586 |
I don't know...Go ahead, you howl at it, see what happens. |
1.1418 |
0.03985 |
134 |
121 |
7 |
6 |
2587 |
Ya. no i got nothing for this one, this one’s hard. I dont know what’s going on here, is it a lunar eclipse? Are these star-gazing white fangs? Are they friends? Are they fugitives? Just a couple of lost souls? What do you all think? |
1.1418 |
0.03842 |
134 |
120 |
9 |
5 |
2588 |
Somethings not quite right about this. |
1.1418 |
0.03538 |
134 |
118 |
13 |
3 |
2589 |
Dog #1: Finally, our God has arrived.
Dog #2: God is not a donut hole.
Dog #3: Most Americans would counter that sentiment. |
1.1418 |
0.03538 |
134 |
118 |
13 |
3 |
2590 |
Oh darn… We shouldn’t have wished for macaroni and cheese… |
1.1418 |
0.03205 |
134 |
116 |
17 |
1 |
2591 |
How long till we get fed again?" |
1.1417 |
0.03486 |
127 |
111 |
14 |
2 |
2592 |
Makes me miss the old moons we
used to howl at! |
1.1417 |
0.03302 |
127 |
110 |
16 |
1 |
2593 |
They're nights when only the moon howls. |
1.1417 |
0.03302 |
127 |
110 |
16 |
1 |
2594 |
I don't know where Wolf is. He accepted the meeting invite. |
1.1417 |
0.03828 |
127 |
113 |
10 |
4 |
2595 |
They say absence makes the howl grow fonder. |
1.1417 |
0.03661 |
127 |
112 |
12 |
3 |
2596 |
It's an eclipse. Or a black hole. Or both. |
1.1417 |
0.03302 |
127 |
110 |
16 |
1 |
2597 |
I knew something like this would happen. |
1.1417 |
0.03661 |
127 |
112 |
12 |
3 |
2598 |
Don’t ask me, Jeffrey. I’m still working on “roll over” |
1.1417 |
0.03661 |
127 |
112 |
12 |
3 |
2599 |
let's sing it's the end ofthe world as we know it |
1.1417 |
0.03661 |
127 |
112 |
12 |
3 |
2600 |
I wonder how many dog light years away that is? |
1.1417 |
0.03828 |
127 |
113 |
10 |
4 |
2601 |
The moon just isn't the same since Elon Musk took it over. |
1.1417 |
0.03797 |
120 |
106 |
11 |
3 |
2602 |
I preferred the concept of black holes as an abstract thought experiment |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2603 |
It's probably because of too much waxing |
1.1417 |
0.04150 |
120 |
108 |
7 |
5 |
2604 |
Ya, I peed in that spot. |
1.1417 |
0.03797 |
120 |
106 |
11 |
3 |
2605 |
I thought that was only metaphorical |
1.1417 |
0.03608 |
120 |
105 |
13 |
2 |
2606 |
I think the aliens took their ball back |
1.1410 |
0.03077 |
156 |
136 |
18 |
2 |
2607 |
I saw the crescent, you saw the hole of the moon! |
1.1410 |
0.03077 |
156 |
136 |
18 |
2 |
2608 |
Did we scare it? |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2609 |
Could this be a time portal? |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2610 |
If it is too good to be true then it's a trap, trust me son. |
1.1409 |
0.03436 |
149 |
132 |
13 |
4 |
2611 |
we wanted to howl at the moon so we went there instead |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2612 |
No cow, no moon and I'm not laughing. |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2613 |
Let us pray. Our ball, who art in heaven... |
1.1409 |
0.03436 |
149 |
132 |
13 |
4 |
2614 |
So that’s why the werewolves aren’t out tonight. |
1.1409 |
0.03302 |
149 |
131 |
15 |
3 |
2615 |
Woof.
Howl.
WOOF!
Woof. |
1.1408 |
0.03253 |
142 |
124 |
16 |
2 |
2616 |
I still think it would have popped more in a contrasting color. |
1.1408 |
0.03547 |
142 |
126 |
12 |
4 |
2617 |
Now how do we keep everyone awake? |
1.1408 |
0.03403 |
142 |
125 |
14 |
3 |
2618 |
It's good to see father still loves to dig holes. |
1.1408 |
0.03095 |
142 |
123 |
18 |
1 |
2619 |
I told you Mercury was in retrograde. |
1.1408 |
0.03685 |
142 |
127 |
10 |
5 |
2620 |
There it is — the Doggone Star. |
1.1407 |
0.03513 |
135 |
119 |
13 |
3 |
2621 |
The void consumes |
1.1407 |
0.03513 |
135 |
119 |
13 |
3 |
2622 |
No way I'm barking at a black hole, thing's too creepy. |
1.1407 |
0.03004 |
135 |
116 |
19 |
0 |
2623 |
That's their secret! |
1.1407 |
0.03815 |
135 |
121 |
9 |
5 |
2624 |
Good luck howling at _that_. |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2625 |
You knew even light couldn't escape, before you threw Fluffy in? |
1.1407 |
0.03957 |
135 |
122 |
7 |
6 |
2626 |
That's where all those bones go that we bury and never find again. |
1.1407 |
0.03183 |
135 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2627 |
Bay at the black hole. |
1.1407 |
0.03183 |
135 |
117 |
17 |
1 |
2628 |
Uranus sure is pretty |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2629 |
Who do we howl to now? |
1.1407 |
0.03513 |
135 |
119 |
13 |
3 |
2630 |
It's a dog's life here. Do you think it will get any better in the hereafter ? |
1.1407 |
0.03815 |
135 |
121 |
9 |
5 |
2631 |
Howling at the moon just isn't the same since they painted the moon black. |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2632 |
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Why Does This Keep Happening To Me?! |
1.1407 |
0.03513 |
135 |
119 |
13 |
3 |
2633 |
I wished upon a star but all I got is this black hole. |
1.1407 |
0.03352 |
135 |
118 |
15 |
2 |
2634 |
But what if he rises right when we’re packing up to leave? |
1.1407 |
0.03513 |
135 |
119 |
13 |
3 |
2635 |
I'm howl-less. |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2636 |
All dogs mark in Heaven. |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2637 |
I used to dig those! |
1.1406 |
0.03634 |
128 |
113 |
12 |
3 |
2638 |
I dunno, Mate, looks like Gods getting ready to dump another opinion on us |
1.1406 |
0.03461 |
128 |
112 |
14 |
2 |
2639 |
It's where cats go when you chase them. |
1.1406 |
0.03634 |
128 |
113 |
12 |
3 |
2640 |
That, son, is a hole in the Milky Way. |
1.1406 |
0.03634 |
128 |
113 |
12 |
3 |
2641 |
It sure does make you feel small. |
1.1406 |
0.03958 |
128 |
115 |
8 |
5 |
2642 |
Someone stole the moon. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2643 |
Are there bones in the other Universes? |
1.1405 |
0.03768 |
121 |
107 |
11 |
3 |
2644 |
Yeah, I think I’ll pass on the ‘fetch’ thing… |
1.1405 |
0.03946 |
121 |
108 |
9 |
4 |
2645 |
It is just the earth casting a shadow on the moon, but you can bark at it anyway. |
1.1405 |
0.03580 |
121 |
106 |
13 |
2 |
2646 |
And this is what is referred to as negative space |
1.1405 |
0.03382 |
121 |
105 |
15 |
1 |
2647 |
Nothing I can say. Total Eclipse of the Bark |
1.1404 |
0.03712 |
114 |
100 |
12 |
2 |
2648 |
Maybe I have macular degeneration! |
1.1404 |
0.04294 |
114 |
103 |
6 |
5 |
2649 |
They say it's a black hole, but all I see is tennis ball. |
1.1402 |
0.04082 |
107 |
95 |
9 |
3 |
2650 |
You sure it's just one squirrel in there? |
1.1401 |
0.02922 |
157 |
136 |
20 |
1 |
2651 |
Oh, shit. You're in big, big trouble, my friend. |
1.1400 |
0.03142 |
150 |
131 |
17 |
2 |
2652 |
Of course I tried to eat it, but it's too far away. |
1.1400 |
0.03281 |
150 |
132 |
15 |
3 |
2653 |
My owner told me that if I kept barking I'd be sorry. |
1.1400 |
0.03281 |
150 |
132 |
15 |
3 |
2654 |
Looks like the hole in donut |
1.1400 |
0.02996 |
150 |
130 |
19 |
1 |
2655 |
And that’s the story of Orion’s Slipper. |
1.1400 |
0.03415 |
150 |
133 |
13 |
4 |
2656 |
...you'd think the hole would have been dog-shaped. |
1.1400 |
0.03281 |
150 |
132 |
15 |
3 |
2657 |
Imagine sniffing butts with the dog that dug that black hole. |
1.1400 |
0.03543 |
150 |
134 |
11 |
5 |
2658 |
How'll we howl now? |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2659 |
You think we should, Herb? |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2660 |
Hey, what happened to our 'dog star'? |
1.1399 |
0.03075 |
143 |
124 |
18 |
1 |
2661 |
I just don't see what the howling is all about. |
1.1399 |
0.03380 |
143 |
126 |
14 |
3 |
2662 |
I know I’m supposed to say something trite about fearing the vacuum of space right now, but I’m just so overcome in awe at the sheer magnitude of the universe’s butthole and my desire to sniff the absolute crap out of it. |
1.1397 |
0.03788 |
136 |
122 |
9 |
5 |
2663 |
Al black hole is where your water dish goes. |
1.1397 |
0.03489 |
136 |
120 |
13 |
3 |
2664 |
Maybe we are color blind? |
1.1397 |
0.03489 |
136 |
120 |
13 |
3 |
2665 |
Are we allowed to bark at a lunar eclipse? |
1.1397 |
0.03161 |
136 |
118 |
17 |
1 |
2666 |
And we are alone in the Universe… |
1.1397 |
0.03329 |
136 |
119 |
15 |
2 |
2667 |
That's one powerful howl |
1.1397 |
0.03489 |
136 |
120 |
13 |
3 |
2668 |
Someone stole our ball. |
1.1397 |
0.03788 |
136 |
122 |
9 |
5 |
2669 |
Ctrl+Alt+Undog? |
1.1397 |
0.03329 |
136 |
119 |
15 |
2 |
2670 |
It's called a black hole. It kind of reminds me of Rusty." |
1.1397 |
0.03489 |
136 |
120 |
13 |
3 |
2671 |
I guess we could just howl at each other. |
1.1397 |
0.03329 |
136 |
119 |
15 |
2 |
2672 |
If you did catch it you wouldn’t know what to do with it. |
1.1397 |
0.03329 |
136 |
119 |
15 |
2 |
2673 |
Maybe it'll come back if you stop barking. |
1.1397 |
0.03489 |
136 |
120 |
13 |
3 |
2674 |
Doggone it. She threw it too far again. |
1.1397 |
0.03489 |
136 |
120 |
13 |
3 |
2675 |
Siriusly?!? |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2676 |
And just like that. |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2677 |
I never know how to howl at a new moon. |
1.1395 |
0.03254 |
129 |
112 |
16 |
1 |
2678 |
Nobody told me that if I howled at the moon, it would actually run away. |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2679 |
Does a stellar black hole scare you, too? |
1.1395 |
0.03607 |
129 |
114 |
12 |
3 |
2680 |
Will it let all the air out? |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2681 |
No, I don't see the red-ish star. |
1.1395 |
0.03435 |
129 |
113 |
14 |
2 |
2682 |
mmmm meatball |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2683 |
That's the Trump Galaxy also known as Hopus Gonus. |
1.1393 |
0.03738 |
122 |
108 |
11 |
3 |
2684 |
That's a sirius black hole! |
1.1393 |
0.03738 |
122 |
108 |
11 |
3 |
2685 |
We weren't howling much anymore so I canceled our monthly subscription. |
1.1393 |
0.03553 |
122 |
107 |
13 |
2 |
2686 |
I think it's the vacuum cleaner. |
1.1393 |
0.03357 |
122 |
106 |
15 |
1 |
2687 |
Wormhole? |
1.1392 |
0.03041 |
158 |
138 |
18 |
2 |
2688 |
Not a caption but to my old eyes I thought at first they were barking at it! |
1.1391 |
0.03884 |
115 |
102 |
10 |
3 |
2689 |
Nothing causes me to question my purpose like the unfetchable ball |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2690 |
I swear I didn’t do anything! |
1.1391 |
0.04258 |
115 |
104 |
6 |
5 |
2691 |
‚Mice must have landed on the moon…’ |
1.1391 |
0.03682 |
115 |
101 |
12 |
2 |
2692 |
See if we can get our owner to check underneath the table. |
1.1391 |
0.03122 |
151 |
132 |
17 |
2 |
2693 |
Ghost diggers in the sky.. |
1.1391 |
0.03122 |
151 |
132 |
17 |
2 |
2694 |
Is it a black ball or a black hole? |
1.1391 |
0.02977 |
151 |
131 |
19 |
1 |
2695 |
Tell dish and spoon, there'll be no cow jumping tonight. |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2696 |
Woof woof? |
1.1389 |
0.03210 |
144 |
126 |
16 |
2 |
2697 |
I feel like howling here could come off as sarcastic |
1.1389 |
0.03358 |
144 |
127 |
14 |
3 |
2698 |
Milo, do you think that black hole was created when you tore apart that Roomba who was R2D2 cousin ? |
1.1389 |
0.03358 |
144 |
127 |
14 |
3 |
2699 |
I hope he doesn't try to sniff us. |
1.1389 |
0.03500 |
144 |
128 |
12 |
4 |
2700 |
I bet the best bones are buried in there. |
1.1389 |
0.03826 |
108 |
95 |
11 |
2 |
2701 |
Just think...there may be planets where to dogs pick up the *humans* poop. |
1.1389 |
0.03767 |
144 |
130 |
8 |
6 |
2702 |
It’s eaten Canis Major! |
1.1389 |
0.03500 |
144 |
128 |
12 |
4 |
2703 |
I’ve been told a world with endless beef bones exists on the other side. |
1.1389 |
0.03500 |
144 |
128 |
12 |
4 |
2704 |
I just don’t feel like howling. |
1.1389 |
0.03500 |
144 |
128 |
12 |
4 |
2705 |
That hole is an electromagnetic zone where gravity is crazy strong. All the dogs are talking about it. |
1.1389 |
0.03358 |
144 |
127 |
14 |
3 |
2706 |
Did he say “fetch”? |
1.1389 |
0.03210 |
144 |
126 |
16 |
2 |
2707 |
There's probably a cat on at least one of those dots up there. Keep barking |
1.1387 |
0.03465 |
137 |
121 |
13 |
3 |
2708 |
That hole in the sky is where dogs came from a millennium ago and landed here. And here we are. Have you had supper yet? |
1.1387 |
0.03140 |
137 |
119 |
17 |
1 |
2709 |
Nights like tonight I wonder what we're even howling about most the time. |
1.1387 |
0.03465 |
137 |
121 |
13 |
3 |
2710 |
Did that black hole swallow the moon? |
1.1387 |
0.03616 |
137 |
122 |
11 |
4 |
2711 |
Lost a lot of bones in that one. |
1.1387 |
0.03306 |
137 |
120 |
15 |
2 |
2712 |
Look at the hole you dug us into! |
1.1387 |
0.03762 |
137 |
123 |
9 |
5 |
2713 |
Now we know where all those little baggies go. |
1.1387 |
0.03616 |
137 |
122 |
11 |
4 |
2714 |
When it’s full and bright, we howl with reckless abandon. When it’s like this, we’re supposed to get reflect and contemplate quietly. |
1.1387 |
0.03616 |
137 |
122 |
11 |
4 |
2715 |
Shucks! I really wanted to howl tonight. |
1.1387 |
0.03465 |
137 |
121 |
13 |
3 |
2716 |
There’ll be no howling tonight! |
1.1387 |
0.03306 |
137 |
120 |
15 |
2 |
2717 |
Wait…the event horizon has shifted |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2718 |
That's the largest black hole I've ever seen |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2719 |
My desire to howl at the moon has been eclipsed. |
1.1385 |
0.03744 |
130 |
116 |
10 |
4 |
2720 |
Looking at the stars again? You can't be Sirius... |
1.1385 |
0.03581 |
130 |
115 |
12 |
3 |
2721 |
If the moon was made of cheese ,,
That must have been one big mouse !! |
1.1385 |
0.03581 |
130 |
115 |
12 |
3 |
2722 |
Disapointing, but on the other hand, there is that hen house just next door. |
1.1385 |
0.03744 |
130 |
116 |
10 |
4 |
2723 |
If it comes any closer, just sniff it and make friends. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2724 |
Woof or maybe meow. |
1.1385 |
0.03581 |
130 |
115 |
12 |
3 |
2725 |
The bones we hid there will drive archeologists nuts! |
1.1385 |
0.03581 |
130 |
115 |
12 |
3 |
2726 |
I’ll probably get blamed for digging that one, too. |
1.1385 |
0.03900 |
130 |
117 |
8 |
5 |
2727 |
But where is his tail? |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2728 |
Yeah, well, I tried and you can’t get close enough to sniff it. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2729 |
Video Rodeo |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2730 |
Don't turn around. We're not supposed to know we're in a cartoon. |
1.1385 |
0.03411 |
130 |
114 |
14 |
2 |
2731 |
not tonight sweetie. |
1.1385 |
0.03231 |
130 |
113 |
16 |
1 |
2732 |
It’s a mystery where they go, Junior. It’s like that bone we buried last summer. |
1.1382 |
0.03525 |
123 |
108 |
13 |
2 |
2733 |
Don't we usually hear clapping before the light goes out? |
1.1382 |
0.03331 |
123 |
107 |
15 |
1 |
2734 |
I love howling at the rip in the spacetime continuum. |
1.1382 |
0.03710 |
123 |
109 |
11 |
3 |
2735 |
Where did all of our cheese go? |
1.1382 |
0.03331 |
123 |
107 |
15 |
1 |
2736 |
Remember Einstein discussing it with us. |
1.1382 |
0.03372 |
152 |
135 |
13 |
4 |
2737 |
Canis Major will chew anything. |
1.1379 |
0.03036 |
145 |
126 |
18 |
1 |
2738 |
There it is, the great toilet bowl in the sky. |
1.1379 |
0.03852 |
116 |
103 |
10 |
3 |
2739 |
It's the cookie without the gnaw. |
1.1379 |
0.03036 |
145 |
126 |
18 |
1 |
2740 |
While I appreciate what the artist has done with negative space, it just doesn’t make me howl. |
1.1379 |
0.03612 |
145 |
130 |
10 |
5 |
2741 |
I buried a bone in a hole and I can't find it. Do you think it's in that one? |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2742 |
OOOOOppenheimer!! |
1.1379 |
0.03190 |
145 |
127 |
16 |
2 |
2743 |
and this my dear boy is the origin for why so many of us are named Spot. |
1.1379 |
0.03652 |
116 |
102 |
12 |
2 |
2744 |
He threw our food bowl through the space-time continuum. |
1.1377 |
0.03284 |
138 |
121 |
15 |
2 |
2745 |
You really shouldn't be so negative! |
1.1377 |
0.03284 |
138 |
121 |
15 |
2 |
2746 |
Luke will know what to do. |
1.1377 |
0.03118 |
138 |
120 |
17 |
1 |
2747 |
I refuse to howl at a cheap knock off of Rothko's
"Bark Side in Black." |
1.1377 |
0.03591 |
138 |
123 |
11 |
4 |
2748 |
I suppose it could be a doggie door |
1.1377 |
0.03118 |
138 |
120 |
17 |
1 |
2749 |
It'll appear after the trigger warning. |
1.1377 |
0.03118 |
138 |
120 |
17 |
1 |
2750 |
That's what all your hailing at the Moon did! |
1.1377 |
0.03441 |
138 |
122 |
13 |
3 |
2751 |
It's the Great Dog Bowl constellation |
1.1377 |
0.03736 |
138 |
124 |
9 |
5 |
2752 |
That’s a serious ‘No Fetch’ zone. |
1.1377 |
0.03284 |
138 |
121 |
15 |
2 |
2753 |
Wow! Just plain wow. |
1.1377 |
0.02944 |
138 |
119 |
19 |
0 |
2754 |
So many stars,not enough teeth |
1.1375 |
0.02871 |
160 |
139 |
20 |
1 |
2755 |
I don't know about you, but I'm not sniffing it. |
1.1374 |
0.03386 |
131 |
115 |
14 |
2 |
2756 |
It’s been awhile – I don’t think it’s a ball. |
1.1374 |
0.03555 |
131 |
116 |
12 |
3 |
2757 |
You got a bone? |
1.1374 |
0.03717 |
131 |
117 |
10 |
4 |
2758 |
Starlight star bright first star I see tonight, I wish I may I wish .. Squirrel ! |
1.1374 |
0.03208 |
131 |
114 |
16 |
1 |
2759 |
So the Great Sky Dog has turned its back on our world. |
1.1374 |
0.03208 |
131 |
114 |
16 |
1 |
2760 |
Farewell to the tennis ball in the sky |
1.1374 |
0.03386 |
131 |
115 |
14 |
2 |
2761 |
Imagin |